WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.879 From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name is 00:00:01.879 --> 00:00:04.940 Clint. And I'm Stretch, and this is Prevailing 00:00:04.940 --> 00:00:18.760 Strange. This instalment of Prevailing Strange 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:21.120 is what we like to call Rant and Sundry, where 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:22.899 we round out the week by touching on some of 00:00:22.899 --> 00:00:24.719 the subjects that we've previously gone over, 00:00:24.780 --> 00:00:27.960 and follow wherever the tangents take us. What 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:30.339 did you just say? What did you think I said? 00:00:30.460 --> 00:00:33.420 I don't know. Start the last two off with the 00:00:33.420 --> 00:00:36.960 fuck, marry, kill. Yep. Watch one, save one for 00:00:36.960 --> 00:00:40.719 the kids and get rid of one. Yep. The first week 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:44.600 was Spider -Man series, all of the movies. Batman, 00:00:45.020 --> 00:00:48.859 all the encompassing movies except for the old, 00:00:48.920 --> 00:00:51.520 old stuff. Starting at Tim Burton and then all 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:55.640 the X -Men films up to Logan. Last week we did 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:59.880 Predator, Alien, Terminator. Which Tarn did not 00:00:59.880 --> 00:01:02.340 agree with me. He agreed with you. I'm always 00:01:02.340 --> 00:01:04.780 right. You should know that by now. He didn't 00:01:04.780 --> 00:01:08.379 agree with the rope, by the way. He agreed with 00:01:08.379 --> 00:01:12.519 me. Yous are both fucking shit. So this week 00:01:12.519 --> 00:01:18.040 we have the Mission Impossible series. Not fair. 00:01:18.439 --> 00:01:22.120 The Bourne series. Okay. So this might be easy 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:25.159 for you. Or Bond. Okay, we're going to fucking 00:01:25.159 --> 00:01:28.739 scrap. We're going to scrap Bourne. Right. I 00:01:28.739 --> 00:01:31.319 thought you'd go straight for that. I'd keep 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:34.780 Mission Impossible for my kids. Right. And I 00:01:34.780 --> 00:01:38.060 love A Good Bond. I particularly like a lot of 00:01:38.060 --> 00:01:46.280 the new stuff. Yeah. Even the fantastical nature 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:51.120 that it was when it was Pierce Brosnan was a 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:53.799 winner for me. I loved that. That was so campy, 00:01:53.799 --> 00:01:55.680 so fantastical. Sean Connery back in the day, 00:01:55.780 --> 00:01:59.159 Oddball and all them fuckers. Yeah, man. I liked 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:02.900 the grounded nature of Daniel Craig's version 00:02:02.900 --> 00:02:08.460 and a lot more violence, a lot more hand -to 00:02:08.460 --> 00:02:13.800 -hand combat, a lot more nut crunching. Like 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:17.060 getting hit with a knotted bit of rope in the 00:02:17.060 --> 00:02:19.659 nuts. That's hitting you right in the gooch. 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:22.780 That's not front pad business. You can't hide 00:02:22.780 --> 00:02:25.840 that between your legs. That's all sack and gooch 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:30.199 he's getting there. Oh, my God. And that was 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:33.120 the first time I ever seen Mads Mikkelsen. Yep. 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:38.099 Was in Casino Royale. Sure not. Serious, man. 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:42.240 First time I ever seen Mads Mikkelsen. That was 00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:47.020 my introduction to that amazing actor. Like, 00:02:47.020 --> 00:02:49.280 no doubt he's amazing, but I'm pretty sure he 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:51.360 was in stuff before. Oh, there's no doubt. I've 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:53.759 got no doubt he was in other shit, but that was 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:57.469 my introduction to him, yeah. Casino Royale. 00:02:57.469 --> 00:03:02.409 That I can remember anyway. The remake. The remake? 00:03:02.969 --> 00:03:05.750 Yeah, the original one was 1967. It was only 00:03:05.750 --> 00:03:09.030 a short story, fella. It was like an eight -page 00:03:09.030 --> 00:03:12.430 story or something. What? Yeah. No, it's a film. 00:03:12.930 --> 00:03:16.590 Casino Royale. Really? 1967, yeah. Was it a James 00:03:16.590 --> 00:03:20.750 Bond film? Yeah. Who was the James Bond? I just 00:03:20.750 --> 00:03:22.250 wanted to know the date it came out, this one. 00:03:22.969 --> 00:03:28.120 06. Surely. Surely. He could not have popped 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:29.699 up and been one of the greatest villains that 00:03:29.699 --> 00:03:33.479 Bond's ever seen. Surely not. Hannibal. When 00:03:33.479 --> 00:03:34.939 did Hannibal come out? Hannibal was way after 00:03:34.939 --> 00:03:38.539 that. You sure? He was probably in a whole heap 00:03:38.539 --> 00:03:42.740 of Danish films. Hannibal was 2013. Oh, really? 00:03:42.979 --> 00:03:47.319 Okay. Casino Royale, 2006. He was in Pusher in 00:03:47.319 --> 00:03:55.189 1996. I'd never seen that. David Niven. One of 00:03:55.189 --> 00:03:58.189 the early ones. No, no, that was Bond. David 00:03:58.189 --> 00:04:01.689 Niven was Bond? Yeah. I did not know that. Oh, 00:04:01.789 --> 00:04:06.090 hang on. He's a spy parody film. Yeah, there 00:04:06.090 --> 00:04:09.550 you go. Fuck, wait. Mads Mikkelsen achieved worldwide 00:04:09.550 --> 00:04:11.729 recognition for playing the main antagonist, 00:04:11.770 --> 00:04:15.349 the Le Chiffre, in the 21st James Bond film in 00:04:15.349 --> 00:04:19.649 2006. He was also in Clash of the Titans 2010, 00:04:20.410 --> 00:04:22.610 Doctor Strange 2016, blah, blah, blah, blah, 00:04:22.649 --> 00:04:27.529 blah. Made his screen debut in 96 in the movie 00:04:27.529 --> 00:04:30.829 Pusher. Yeah. Okay, yeah. I thought Casino Royale 00:04:30.829 --> 00:04:34.910 was a legit fucking movie. No. Okay. There you 00:04:34.910 --> 00:04:37.350 go. Anyway. There you go. I would keep the Bourne 00:04:37.350 --> 00:04:40.610 series for myself. Why? I don't know. There's 00:04:40.610 --> 00:04:44.269 just something about them I liked. I would keep 00:04:44.269 --> 00:04:49.009 the Bourne series for my kids and ditch MI. How 00:04:49.009 --> 00:04:51.670 can you say that? I'm not a big Tom Cruise fan. 00:04:51.889 --> 00:04:54.689 You don't have to be. I know. And what I've seen 00:04:54.689 --> 00:04:57.670 is good. It just hasn't been enough for me to 00:04:57.670 --> 00:05:00.170 compel me to watch more. I haven't seen more. 00:05:02.829 --> 00:05:05.550 It might be different if I'd watched them. Okay. 00:05:05.649 --> 00:05:07.709 But at the moment, as it stands, I would get 00:05:07.709 --> 00:05:09.930 rid of them. I think the last one I saw was MI5. 00:05:10.209 --> 00:05:13.750 Right. What is it about Tom Cruise that you do 00:05:13.750 --> 00:05:16.550 not like? The fact that he didn't appear on the 00:05:16.550 --> 00:05:22.920 Epstein Files. No, not really. Yeah! Somebody 00:05:22.920 --> 00:05:25.519 pointed that out to me just the other day that 00:05:25.519 --> 00:05:28.680 none of these Scientologists are on the Epstein 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:32.259 files, but anyway. No, they're not. I don't know. 00:05:32.579 --> 00:05:36.379 He's just a – I don't know. I don't hate him 00:05:36.379 --> 00:05:39.939 and I like some of his original films. Can you 00:05:39.939 --> 00:05:42.420 name me and you're not allowed to mention Vanilla 00:05:42.420 --> 00:05:45.379 Sky and you're not allowed to mention Eyes Wide 00:05:45.379 --> 00:05:48.540 Shut? Tell me about a Tom Cruise movie and I'll 00:05:48.540 --> 00:05:51.120 listen. Well, I liked Eyes Wide Shut. I don't 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:58.639 know what you're talking about. I think he does 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:01.079 well as an actor. He's one of the greatest actors 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:05.439 that's ever lived. His movies are hit for hit 00:06:05.439 --> 00:06:10.139 for hit for hit for hit. All of his movies are 00:06:10.139 --> 00:06:12.540 good. I'm not saying they're not. I just don't 00:06:12.540 --> 00:06:15.639 like him. How? I don't know. How can you not 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:18.620 like someone for being good at something? I don't 00:06:18.620 --> 00:06:22.199 like LeBron James. Who's LeBron James? One of 00:06:22.199 --> 00:06:24.220 the greatest basketballers of all time. Oh, is 00:06:24.220 --> 00:06:28.480 he? Cool. What do you mean? I just answered your 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:30.759 question, jerk face. I can play basketball and 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:32.480 that's about all I can do. Oh, I can beat women 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:34.740 and cheat on my wife. That's another thing he 00:06:34.740 --> 00:06:39.500 can do. Nice. Okay. Tom Cruise can run and pretend 00:06:39.500 --> 00:06:43.319 he's straight for like 30 years now. Fucking 00:06:43.319 --> 00:06:48.709 great actor. He's hid his homosexuality from 00:06:48.709 --> 00:06:52.290 an entire church. Sorry, cult. Tax write -off. 00:06:52.970 --> 00:06:57.750 Yeah. But, yeah, dude, honestly, I cannot pick 00:06:57.750 --> 00:07:00.129 a single Tom Cruise movie that I do not like 00:07:00.129 --> 00:07:02.689 except for Vanilla Sky and Eyes of a Giant. I'm 00:07:02.689 --> 00:07:04.949 no good at recalling shit. You know that. That's 00:07:04.949 --> 00:07:06.850 why you always fucking ask me. Because I'm always 00:07:06.850 --> 00:07:08.689 right. The rope was going down and you know it. 00:07:10.089 --> 00:07:16.139 Yeah. You. I wish I could say the same as the 00:07:16.139 --> 00:07:21.560 Bourne movies, and I know I'm going to say something 00:07:21.560 --> 00:07:23.139 that's going to be, you can say that about Mission 00:07:23.139 --> 00:07:24.779 Impossible movies as well, but they're fucking 00:07:24.779 --> 00:07:29.240 same. I know you can say that about the Mission 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:32.899 Impossible movies, but all the Bourne ones are, 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:34.860 oh, look, I've lost my memory, and look, they're 00:07:34.860 --> 00:07:36.360 trying to kill me, and I don't know who I am. 00:07:37.160 --> 00:07:40.040 That's essentially what that whole series is 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:42.000 about. I know. It's a bit more grounded, though. 00:07:42.439 --> 00:07:44.740 But there's a lot of, you're talking about the 00:07:44.740 --> 00:07:47.899 fantastical, about Bond. Do you want your fucking 00:07:47.899 --> 00:07:51.639 espionage to be grounded? I mean, yeah. I don't 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:55.439 know. I like it better. What about a glove that 00:07:55.439 --> 00:07:57.860 sticks to glass? And then right as he gets to 00:07:57.860 --> 00:08:00.660 the top, they fail. Oh, come on, man. Yeah, I 00:08:00.660 --> 00:08:03.060 don't know. It's just. Can Matt Damon hold his 00:08:03.060 --> 00:08:05.180 breath for seven minutes and two seconds? Probably 00:08:05.180 --> 00:08:09.060 not. Tom Cruise can. Do you know who broke his 00:08:09.060 --> 00:08:12.800 record, though? What's her name? The chick who 00:08:12.800 --> 00:08:15.160 kicked Leo off a door. Yeah. She could actually 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:18.480 swim. Seven minutes and 14 seconds she held her 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:22.819 breath for, man. Seven minutes and 14 seconds. 00:08:22.980 --> 00:08:26.259 That 14 seconds would have, my lungs would have 00:08:26.259 --> 00:08:27.800 been on fire. That would have been the longest 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:31.519 14 seconds of my life. Yeah. 30 seconds usually 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:34.799 goes forever for me. She's like, oh, quick, babe, 00:08:34.899 --> 00:08:36.159 blow my back out. I'm like, I'm going to give 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:38.940 you the fucking loving of your life. 30 seconds 00:08:38.940 --> 00:08:40.600 later, I'm rolling over. Was that as good for 00:08:40.600 --> 00:08:46.820 you as it was for me? Give me a towel. I'll put 00:08:46.820 --> 00:08:50.879 in effort. Effort, not longevity. No, I'm not 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:52.879 a stamina man. Look at me. I'm not built for 00:08:52.879 --> 00:08:55.659 speed. I was going to say I'm not built for speed, 00:08:55.740 --> 00:08:57.480 but I am built for speed because I get there 00:08:57.480 --> 00:09:02.970 with a thunder. Yeah, the whole. I want to suspend 00:09:02.970 --> 00:09:05.990 belief in those sort of circumstances, essentially. 00:09:07.409 --> 00:09:12.409 I love the fact that Mission Impossible sort 00:09:12.409 --> 00:09:16.289 of moved with the times, like every sort of escalation 00:09:16.289 --> 00:09:19.210 was something to do with what we're dealing with. 00:09:19.450 --> 00:09:23.669 Like the last two were AI. Before that it was 00:09:23.669 --> 00:09:26.210 Russian intelligence. Before that it was people 00:09:26.210 --> 00:09:28.549 fucking bombing America and being on the inside 00:09:28.549 --> 00:09:30.820 and shit and all that. So it's all. Sort of keeps 00:09:30.820 --> 00:09:33.700 up with the relevancy of the place. Yeah. But 00:09:33.700 --> 00:09:38.500 there's one scene in The Bourne Identity where 00:09:38.500 --> 00:09:41.620 he shoves a pen down his fucking hand. That's 00:09:41.620 --> 00:09:46.100 a favourite bit. Yeah. Just something about it 00:09:46.100 --> 00:09:49.559 resonates more with me. I'm not saying that they're 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:51.419 better or anything, just that's what I would 00:09:51.419 --> 00:09:54.399 think. I think the car chases in The Bourne Identity 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:56.960 are fucking sick. Like when they're going through 00:09:56.960 --> 00:10:01.269 Prague and shit. Yep. So good. Some of the car 00:10:01.269 --> 00:10:04.750 chases in Bond are great as well. Mission Impossible 00:10:04.750 --> 00:10:06.889 was more just gay thoughts trying to keep up 00:10:06.889 --> 00:10:08.370 with Tom Cruise while he's running along a river. 00:10:08.850 --> 00:10:12.190 You get more memes out of Bourne. Jesus Christ, 00:10:12.230 --> 00:10:16.169 Jason Bourne. Oh, you get one. One meme. Motherfucker, 00:10:16.169 --> 00:10:19.990 Henry Cavill loaded his arms. Yeah. Well, I mean, 00:10:20.009 --> 00:10:21.669 that would probably be up there a bit too. But, 00:10:21.730 --> 00:10:24.750 I mean, you get it in multiple iterations with 00:10:24.750 --> 00:10:26.710 that Jesus Christ, Jason Bourne when it's just 00:10:26.710 --> 00:10:31.840 junkies doing shit. Yeah. Have you seen the one 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:33.879 where the blind people, the AI video and there's 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:37.080 blind people doing parkour? Fucking hilarious. 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:39.139 There's these people falling flat on their face 00:10:39.139 --> 00:10:41.759 and then I'm like, Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne. 00:10:42.279 --> 00:10:44.980 Have you seen how they were talking about Henry 00:10:44.980 --> 00:10:48.840 Cavill cocking his arms like that and they're 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:53.740 like, hang on, the beard grows? It instantly 00:10:53.740 --> 00:10:56.740 goes. And he gets a five o 'clock shadow, dude. 00:10:56.879 --> 00:10:59.360 Watch the fucking clip. Well, he had a five o 00:10:59.360 --> 00:11:03.500 'clock shadow. It's substantially longer. He 00:11:03.500 --> 00:11:05.620 loads his arm and beard comes out, dude. Yeah. 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:09.940 That's old man. Apparently all the cast was like 00:11:09.940 --> 00:11:11.580 looking back and going, how did you do that? 00:11:11.659 --> 00:11:12.740 And he's like, I don't know what you're talking 00:11:12.740 --> 00:11:15.100 about. I think it's just the body change. Yeah. 00:11:15.559 --> 00:11:17.940 It looks like he gets a thicker beard. That beard 00:11:17.940 --> 00:11:21.720 grows probably about half an inch. Just from 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:24.710 him cocking his arms. Yeah, boy. Oh, he can cock 00:11:24.710 --> 00:11:30.129 me. Jesus. You're a cabal man. Oh, dude, you 00:11:30.129 --> 00:11:32.409 made me put on a 40K outfit and just come into 00:11:32.409 --> 00:11:35.830 your room one night, kick the door in. Mm -hmm. 00:11:36.529 --> 00:11:40.730 You're going too far with this. Am I? Am I? I 00:11:40.730 --> 00:11:42.649 don't think you're going far enough, good sir. 00:11:42.909 --> 00:11:45.370 No, I think you are. Yeah, I can't believe you 00:11:45.370 --> 00:11:48.370 picked Bourne over them to swear you're gay. 00:11:50.070 --> 00:11:53.379 Round off in the comments if you are. I believe 00:11:53.379 --> 00:11:55.940 that Jeremy is so fucking wrong in this aspect. 00:11:56.639 --> 00:11:59.039 And write down what you'd be. Fuck, marry, kill. 00:11:59.240 --> 00:12:03.700 Born, bond, mission impossible. Let us know. 00:12:05.519 --> 00:12:07.460 Go back to our last videos and tell us what the 00:12:07.460 --> 00:12:09.320 last ones you thought. Yeah, watch all of our 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:11.860 videos from start to finish and comment on everything 00:12:11.860 --> 00:12:14.419 that we talk about. Have you ever heard of the 00:12:14.419 --> 00:12:16.740 SCP? Is that what Eminem is saying about it? 00:12:16.779 --> 00:12:20.480 SCP won't let me be, so let me be me. No, the 00:12:20.480 --> 00:12:27.120 SCP Foundation. Have you heard of it? SCP stands 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:31.279 for Special Containment Procedures. So basically. 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:34.559 Is that like Nest? I don't know what Nest is. 00:12:34.840 --> 00:12:37.840 Nuclear Emergency Response Team? Oh, maybe. But 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:42.860 basically it's a wiki page. Right. Or it's a 00:12:42.860 --> 00:12:47.669 clone of Wikipedia. And you go on there and it's 00:12:47.669 --> 00:12:51.450 all people have uploaded stories about containing 00:12:51.450 --> 00:12:57.169 entities and kind of paranormal shit. All narrative, 00:12:57.250 --> 00:13:01.289 all fiction. Fuck me. But it's kind of like this 00:13:01.289 --> 00:13:02.870 movement where people get up there and they'll 00:13:02.870 --> 00:13:07.190 upload a wiki with like facts and like the places. 00:13:07.350 --> 00:13:09.809 So you're not getting a full narrative but you're 00:13:09.809 --> 00:13:12.590 getting the information like you would get information 00:13:12.590 --> 00:13:15.279 third hand on a wiki. about all these different 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:18.899 fucking occurrences around the world. And the 00:13:18.899 --> 00:13:23.159 SCP is like this foundation that is, you know, 00:13:23.179 --> 00:13:25.700 cloak and dagger in the background containing 00:13:25.700 --> 00:13:30.500 these fucking outbreaks and shit like that. People 00:13:30.500 --> 00:13:32.700 fucking from around the world are uploading stories 00:13:32.700 --> 00:13:35.879 and... Of the SCP showing up in these containment 00:13:35.879 --> 00:13:39.120 issues. Yeah. And it's just like this cool... 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:40.860 God, it's all fiction. All fiction. This cool 00:13:40.860 --> 00:13:43.679 kind of narrative that everyone's putting in. 00:13:45.049 --> 00:13:50.009 like contributing to this fictional world to 00:13:50.009 --> 00:13:53.129 the point where you've got like an RPG based 00:13:53.129 --> 00:13:55.250 on it, role -playing game, tabletop role -playing 00:13:55.250 --> 00:13:58.730 game. Yeah, right. But on Kickstarter at the 00:13:58.730 --> 00:14:03.250 moment, pardon me, they've made an anime for 00:14:03.250 --> 00:14:06.690 it. Who told you about this, Lingy? No. Mr. fucking 00:14:06.690 --> 00:14:09.909 Kickstarter crack addict himself. Yeah. We've 00:14:09.909 --> 00:14:11.789 actually got it here to check out the anime to 00:14:11.789 --> 00:14:17.269 see if you. Like what you see? I'm open. Let's 00:14:17.269 --> 00:14:20.070 go. It's a pretty interesting concept. You know 00:14:20.070 --> 00:14:22.350 what else is an interesting concept? The fact 00:14:22.350 --> 00:14:25.350 that we went to the moon in 68. That's a fucking 00:14:25.350 --> 00:14:27.490 mad concept. They should make an anime about 00:14:27.490 --> 00:15:25.039 that. So, your choice. What will it be? I'll 00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:37.600 hold tight to what little I have. So is that 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:40.679 going to be like a TVA sort of thing where they 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:42.679 go on all around the world solving all these 00:15:42.679 --> 00:15:47.059 outbreaks, contagions? Kind of like the X -Files, 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:49.919 kind of like TVA. Yes, dude. But is it going 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:52.279 to be like monsters, diseases, or is it going 00:15:52.279 --> 00:15:55.879 to be everything? Paranormal, anything. Anomalies 00:15:55.879 --> 00:15:59.600 from other dimensions. Dude. Yeah, so you go 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:03.659 delving through this and there's like, they're 00:16:03.659 --> 00:16:06.779 in the tens of thousands of stories now and there's 00:16:06.779 --> 00:16:10.659 no right or wrong way to go about reading, going 00:16:10.659 --> 00:16:13.240 through them. There's different ways you can 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:15.620 look at it. You can look at them through paranormal, 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:19.740 through like different kind of categories, kaiju, 00:16:19.840 --> 00:16:23.639 just whatever. Anybody wants to kind of contribute 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:26.899 to this? There's a procedure in which you're 00:16:26.899 --> 00:16:29.220 allowed to contribute. Right. But once you're 00:16:29.220 --> 00:16:31.779 allowed to, you're allowed to add just. Any story 00:16:31.779 --> 00:16:35.120 you can think of. Fairy rings, going to liminal 00:16:35.120 --> 00:16:38.779 spaces, back rooms, fucking kaiju, everything. 00:16:38.919 --> 00:16:41.840 Anything weird from the internet. If somebody 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:45.639 wants to add their own little thing to it. Dude, 00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:47.559 this is going to bring out so much more storytelling, 00:16:47.759 --> 00:16:50.200 simple shit like this. It's just, yeah, it's 00:16:50.200 --> 00:16:51.980 perfect. Somebody in their room, they might have 00:16:51.980 --> 00:16:55.629 one. cool idea for their entire life and they've 00:16:55.629 --> 00:16:57.250 just put it down. Now they've got their somewhere 00:16:57.250 --> 00:16:59.309 to put it. Yeah, and it doesn't have to be a 00:16:59.309 --> 00:17:01.850 narrative. They don't have to know how to. Finish 00:17:01.850 --> 00:17:05.750 it. Finish it. They don't have to put the voice 00:17:05.750 --> 00:17:08.529 in there. They can just put the facts of what 00:17:08.529 --> 00:17:11.549 kind of happened in past tense and it's there. 00:17:11.650 --> 00:17:14.950 Yeah, right. Yeah. It's a very cool concept. 00:17:15.769 --> 00:17:19.269 I am a fan. I really am a fan. I like that. Dude, 00:17:19.309 --> 00:17:21.549 that looks so good. But that fucking looked beautiful. 00:17:21.829 --> 00:17:25.440 I'd watch that. I love paranormal shit, man. 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:30.720 Oh, yeah. And to have more stories that are just 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:36.019 from your average Joe Blow, man, we say all the 00:17:36.019 --> 00:17:38.099 time that microphones in the internet get everyone 00:17:38.099 --> 00:17:40.119 a voice and not everybody deserves a voice. But 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:43.299 in the fictional space, man, fucking everyone 00:17:43.299 --> 00:17:46.019 deserves a voice in that place. 100%. Not everyone 00:17:46.019 --> 00:17:47.920 should have a microphone and be able to tell 00:17:47.920 --> 00:17:51.680 facts and not everybody should be. Listen to 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:54.220 on the internet. But, dude, when it's fictional 00:17:54.220 --> 00:17:57.339 and it's in that prism of fiction, mate, write 00:17:57.339 --> 00:17:59.940 to your heart's content. Absolutely. That's what's 00:17:59.940 --> 00:18:03.880 good about things like Wattpad. Royal Road. Royal 00:18:03.880 --> 00:18:06.980 Road. All these where anybody, if you've got 00:18:06.980 --> 00:18:08.680 the app, you can write a story and you can post 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:11.180 that story and people can read it. Yep. Love 00:18:11.180 --> 00:18:13.539 that idea, dude. I love those ideas. Fantastic, 00:18:13.740 --> 00:18:17.500 yeah. Let people create. Fuck yeah. Like I'm 00:18:17.500 --> 00:18:19.920 pretty sure some of the best fucking movies or 00:18:19.920 --> 00:18:22.539 TV shows we've seen have been a concept created 00:18:22.539 --> 00:18:25.559 by somebody who doesn't have the talent to write 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:28.339 it. Yeah. They've come up with this premise and 00:18:28.339 --> 00:18:30.220 somebody else has fleshed out a story. Yeah. 00:18:30.619 --> 00:18:34.559 That's what this is. I like that. Could you imagine 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:36.559 like if they'd done something like that and then 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:40.039 every episode they just pulled one person's story 00:18:40.039 --> 00:18:43.480 from that wiki? Yeah. and just put it into their 00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:45.599 show. Anthology shit? Yeah. That'd be fucking 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:48.299 pretty cool. Just have one group, have one sort 00:18:48.299 --> 00:18:51.400 of core group of investigators or cleanup crews. 00:18:51.619 --> 00:18:57.000 Some kind of interwoven kind of connection. You 00:18:57.000 --> 00:19:00.859 could even have sort of like a continental, like 00:19:00.859 --> 00:19:04.000 a John Wick sort of continental base and then 00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:06.000 just have all these different little crews of 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:08.200 private sectors that go out and investigate all 00:19:08.200 --> 00:19:13.829 this shit. And that way you can have sort of 00:19:13.829 --> 00:19:16.329 one home group and then the Australians have 00:19:16.329 --> 00:19:18.450 their own little fucking show and then the Americans 00:19:18.450 --> 00:19:19.930 can have their little show where they're just 00:19:19.930 --> 00:19:22.130 killing kids in schools. And you can have like 00:19:22.130 --> 00:19:24.089 the Koreans have their own little show where 00:19:24.089 --> 00:19:26.369 they're putting a heap of muscly athletes in 00:19:26.369 --> 00:19:29.410 a room and they're all supernatural in some fucking 00:19:29.410 --> 00:19:33.690 shape, way or form. I'm going to have to write 00:19:33.690 --> 00:19:37.089 a story. Yeah, look it up. It's pretty cool. 00:19:37.269 --> 00:19:39.930 Yeah. I wrote it down, so I will be looking into 00:19:39.930 --> 00:19:42.069 that because that's right up my fucking wheelhouse. 00:19:42.109 --> 00:19:45.970 I love that sort of shit. Dude, so you haven't 00:19:45.970 --> 00:19:48.910 watched anything this week at all? No, just Begonia. 00:19:49.410 --> 00:19:53.769 I watched a couple of old movies that I was like, 00:19:53.869 --> 00:19:56.829 hang on, what did I watch? It was a fucking movie 00:19:56.829 --> 00:19:59.029 that I should never have watched. Sounds like 00:19:59.029 --> 00:20:02.289 a good watch. It was good, but it was so problematic 00:20:02.289 --> 00:20:04.829 and I'm like, what the fuck? This is so shit. 00:20:05.339 --> 00:20:08.920 But so good. But not so shit and so good as like 00:20:08.920 --> 00:20:12.000 Sharknado. It was just shit where I was like, 00:20:12.059 --> 00:20:13.880 I can't believe I loved this movie when I was 00:20:13.880 --> 00:20:17.480 a kid. And I've rewatched it and I'm like, you've 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:20.240 just destroyed your whole childhood because you 00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:22.119 used to look back on this movie with such fond 00:20:22.119 --> 00:20:25.519 memories. And now you've rewatched it 10, 12 00:20:25.519 --> 00:20:28.079 years later and you realise that is so shit and 00:20:28.079 --> 00:20:30.079 you've been telling people to watch it. I've 00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:31.960 got some movies on the shelf that I've bought 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:34.079 like when we were in the States because I couldn't 00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:37.539 find them here. Like purely nostalgia. Loved 00:20:37.539 --> 00:20:40.400 them as a kid. I haven't watched them because 00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:43.720 I don't want them to be fucking shit. Did you 00:20:43.720 --> 00:20:45.799 know you can buy an NTSC Switch off eBay for 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:49.700 like $12? Really? Yeah. All you do is plug your 00:20:49.700 --> 00:20:52.759 yellow, your red and your white cable in and 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:54.940 then it flips it and then you can watch NTSC 00:20:54.940 --> 00:20:58.960 through your DVD player. So all them NTSCs and 00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:00.039 shit you've got at home, you can still watch 00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:03.460 them on PAL. Yeah, right. Seen it yesterday. 00:21:04.329 --> 00:21:07.890 Did you happen to see that Wicked King, Wicked, 00:21:08.029 --> 00:21:13.450 Unstable Kings reel that I sent you? No. So there's 00:21:13.450 --> 00:21:19.109 a fella over in England. He takes media, movies 00:21:19.109 --> 00:21:22.829 and stuff, and he's bought like a whole heap 00:21:22.829 --> 00:21:28.910 of new old stock of VHS and he puts new, I think 00:21:28.910 --> 00:21:31.950 the tagline on his site is stuff that wasn't 00:21:31.950 --> 00:21:35.549 meant to exist. Yeah. So new movies and he puts 00:21:35.549 --> 00:21:39.470 them onto VHS, makes the box art, the fucking 00:21:39.470 --> 00:21:42.329 sleeves for it and shit. I've got four on the 00:21:42.329 --> 00:21:44.509 way. Have you? Which ones? I'm not telling you 00:21:44.509 --> 00:21:46.910 until I get here. Tell me. No. Tell me. I'll 00:21:46.910 --> 00:21:48.529 show you here. Just tell me. I'll show you here 00:21:48.529 --> 00:21:50.589 when they're rocking it. Why? We can't do unboxing 00:21:50.589 --> 00:21:52.970 now. So you'll fucking hate when people do this. 00:21:53.430 --> 00:21:55.230 They go, dude, I've got something very exciting 00:21:55.230 --> 00:21:56.630 to tell you and then I'm not going to tell you 00:21:56.630 --> 00:21:58.589 for months until it gets here. And he does like 00:21:58.589 --> 00:22:01.109 the soundtracks for movies and stuff like that 00:22:01.109 --> 00:22:04.079 on cassette. With fucking pretty cool box art 00:22:04.079 --> 00:22:07.700 and shit on it too. You're a dog. It's going 00:22:07.700 --> 00:22:09.000 to be cool. You're going to love it. Tell me 00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:16.440 one of them. One of them. Blade Runner 49. Oh, 00:22:16.440 --> 00:22:21.039 shit. I'll show you the picture of it. Oh, you 00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:22.900 show me the album. I want to see what sort of 00:22:22.900 --> 00:22:25.160 album cover he used. Sorry, what tape cover he 00:22:25.160 --> 00:22:28.880 used. So apparently a year ago he had an Etsy 00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:31.740 store. How's he doing this and getting away with 00:22:31.740 --> 00:22:33.900 it, by the way? That's a little question. And 00:22:33.900 --> 00:22:38.380 he reformats. A little. He reformats the ratio 00:22:38.380 --> 00:22:42.559 too. So it's the square. Fuck off. Yeah, and 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:45.539 then fucking records it. But what movie was it? 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:49.940 One movie that I got. Like a cool movie, big 00:22:49.940 --> 00:22:52.660 movie. The director has started following him 00:22:52.660 --> 00:22:55.799 and liked his stuff. Hasn't flagged him for it. 00:22:56.720 --> 00:22:59.519 I think it's because it's. I think it might fall 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:03.000 under like art. Yeah, right. There might be a. 00:23:03.539 --> 00:23:07.579 Is he putting the movie on the VHS though? Yeah. 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:12.480 Piracy, bro. Unless he's from China and then 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:22.119 you get away with it. No. Fuck off. Wow. Yeah. 00:23:23.400 --> 00:23:26.359 As bold as the original Blade Runner. Fuck off, 00:23:26.359 --> 00:23:29.009 dude. That's beautiful. Yeah. And I even think 00:23:29.009 --> 00:23:31.690 it comes a little pre -distressed on the corners 00:23:31.690 --> 00:23:34.849 and stuff. Dude, that is beautiful. If it comes 00:23:34.849 --> 00:23:37.849 pre -distressed, that is stunning. That is art. 00:23:38.130 --> 00:23:39.869 Yeah. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. 00:23:40.009 --> 00:23:42.789 How much were they? Are they different prices 00:23:42.789 --> 00:23:45.890 for each one? No, basically the same price. And 00:23:45.890 --> 00:23:49.990 he had TV show box sets as well. But, like, you 00:23:49.990 --> 00:23:53.329 can't just get anything. Oh, he's got a certain 00:23:53.329 --> 00:23:55.130 list? He's got a certain list, yeah. And what's 00:23:55.130 --> 00:24:00.430 his Instagram handle? Unstable King. I feel really, 00:24:00.450 --> 00:24:03.369 really upset that you have not. I sent you the 00:24:03.369 --> 00:24:05.569 reel. You didn't fucking watch my shit. Unstable 00:24:05.569 --> 00:24:08.869 King followed by Real Big Hero. Fuck, he's got 00:24:08.869 --> 00:24:12.170 30 ,000 followers, this guy. Tyler's Tapes. There's 00:24:12.170 --> 00:24:17.829 another guy. Fuck off. Fuck off. There must be 00:24:17.829 --> 00:24:19.910 some kind of loophole. I'm following you too. 00:24:21.269 --> 00:24:25.509 Stranger Things on the box set? Come on, guy. 00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:28.079 They're going up on the shelf. This is amazing. 00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:31.220 Holy shit. I'm not going to buy. You know what? 00:24:31.279 --> 00:24:33.380 I'm not going to give the big. I'll tell you 00:24:33.380 --> 00:24:35.380 what I got. No, no, no. You don't want to know? 00:24:35.460 --> 00:24:37.079 No, no. I don't want to know. You know what I'm 00:24:37.079 --> 00:24:39.339 going to do? I'm not going to buy that Teenage 00:24:39.339 --> 00:24:42.160 Mutant Ninja Turtles re -release from the VHS. 00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:44.599 I'm going to buy it from one of these guys. Just 00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:47.339 a little fella who's doing his shit. I don't 00:24:47.339 --> 00:24:49.039 want to give them bastards more of my money when 00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:51.460 they're not going to make fucking. Yeah, I doubt 00:24:51.460 --> 00:24:53.480 I'll ever play these as well. They're just going 00:24:53.480 --> 00:24:55.220 to sit on my shelf and look fucking gorgeous. 00:24:55.720 --> 00:24:58.940 Yeah, they would. Like a copy of Hero Quest. 00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:03.480 Dude. I'd buy it. I want to go halves. Fuck heaven. 00:25:03.720 --> 00:25:05.859 Go halves. And that way we can put it up in a 00:25:05.859 --> 00:25:13.299 body studio. Come on. Talk dirty to me. I'll 00:25:13.299 --> 00:25:15.920 get you halves. Maybe. I swear. I'll have to 00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:17.799 track down that listing to see if you'll post 00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:21.880 it. Where's he from? South of border. Mexico? 00:25:22.099 --> 00:25:25.680 Yeah. Is he really? Victoria. Melbourne. Oh. 00:25:26.660 --> 00:25:29.039 I'm like, we're not American, you dumb fuck. 00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:34.980 But, yeah, dude, see that shit? I'd love to have 00:25:34.980 --> 00:25:38.119 shelves just of those, have them lit beautifully. 00:25:39.319 --> 00:25:43.539 Just like we watch the dude on YouTube and all 00:25:43.539 --> 00:25:47.680 the old movie posters, all the old, like they're 00:25:47.680 --> 00:25:50.740 printed on cotton stock and shit, and they're 00:25:50.740 --> 00:25:55.940 getting these. massive folded up movie posters, 00:25:56.099 --> 00:25:58.460 but they've got all the distresses down the middle 00:25:58.460 --> 00:25:59.880 where they've cracked and broken and all that 00:25:59.880 --> 00:26:01.559 sort of shit. Eliminate, spray them, fucking 00:26:01.559 --> 00:26:04.819 colour them in. Redo them, remaster them and 00:26:04.819 --> 00:26:06.599 all this sort of shit. And I'm like, fucking 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:10.140 art. It should be preserved. The people who design 00:26:10.140 --> 00:26:13.700 and paint, they used to paint all these movie 00:26:13.700 --> 00:26:16.660 posters back in the day, man. Star Wars. Blade 00:26:16.660 --> 00:26:19.200 Runner. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. All them 00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:23.460 old movie posters that were hand -painted. Incredible. 00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:28.019 Amazing. And they deserve to be. Well, I think 00:26:28.019 --> 00:26:29.980 there was actually a thing in Sydney probably 00:26:29.980 --> 00:26:32.000 about six months ago where it was just old movie 00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:35.240 posters and it was an art gallery showing. Fucking 00:26:35.240 --> 00:26:37.019 didn't get down there because I didn't know about 00:26:37.019 --> 00:26:40.039 it until like a month later. I'll check that 00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:43.450 out. Yeah, dude. You think about something, like 00:26:43.450 --> 00:26:45.750 even that 2049 you just showed me, that poster. 00:26:46.349 --> 00:26:49.769 Gorgeous. Just reds, oranges, yellows, and it's 00:26:49.769 --> 00:26:52.950 stunning. Yeah. And that grey border like they 00:26:52.950 --> 00:26:56.890 did. I ordered a poster too. You did? I was going 00:26:56.890 --> 00:27:00.130 to go beside that one when we did a new body 00:27:00.130 --> 00:27:03.930 studio. What movie is it? I Want to Believe. 00:27:04.930 --> 00:27:08.309 X -Files. I fucking love you so much. That's 00:27:08.309 --> 00:27:11.029 the tits. Yeah, boy. That's just like the alien. 00:27:11.579 --> 00:27:14.440 It's like the. The UFO. The exact same one in 00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:19.980 the background. Yeah. Man, I've wanted that poster 00:27:19.980 --> 00:27:24.759 for a fucking long time. Well, thing is, we've 00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:27.200 got grown up money now. That's right. We've got 00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:30.119 that old money. We can spend it on shit. Yeah. 00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:33.299 Like my Batman socks I'm wearing right now. We 00:27:33.299 --> 00:27:35.839 don't grow up. Fuck yeah. We don't grow up. We 00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:38.200 just get bigger. We're just getting older. And 00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:42.200 toys get more expensive. which fucking give me 00:27:42.200 --> 00:27:44.099 a heart attack because I found out how much me 00:27:44.099 --> 00:27:47.019 falling is going to cost for the VK. Oh, God. 00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:51.759 I had a mild cardiac infarction. Steph gave me 00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:53.819 a present for our anniversary the other day. 00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:58.500 It was the Lego Game Boy, the original Game Boy. 00:27:59.460 --> 00:28:03.220 Put it together the other night. Beautiful. All 00:28:03.220 --> 00:28:06.900 the buttons work. All the switches work. It's 00:28:06.900 --> 00:28:08.799 fucking sensational. You can't play games on 00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:12.799 it. No. Still so fucking sick. Just the whole 00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:15.700 time putting it together and you get this piece 00:28:15.700 --> 00:28:18.740 together and the buttons work and feel like buttons. 00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:21.039 I'm like, oh, this is fucking cool. Then I put 00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:22.240 it together. I'm like, what am I putting together? 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:24.519 Oh, that's the on and off switch and, like, it 00:28:24.519 --> 00:28:27.720 fucking clicks as well. Fuck off. That's cool. 00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:32.500 God, we're geeks, man. Please, guys, like, comment, 00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:35.039 subscribe, follow along. Show your friends. Love, 00:28:35.099 --> 00:28:36.339 peace, chicken grease. Bye.