From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name is
Clint. And I'm Stretch, and this is Prevailing
Strange. G'day guys. Just want to apologise for
the audio quality of this week's pop culture
news. I neglected to queue up this week's audio
track. Unfortunately, we have to rely on the
camera's built -in audio. On top of that, I left
the fan on for the first three minutes of this
episode, so it's even louder. So once again,
I'm sorry. Please don't shame me. That thing
kind of turns me on. So what news have you got
for us? Oh, I did. Actually, it's pretty dry
on the news front this week. I have some... I'm
going to kick off with some sad news. At the
age of 95, the legend Robert Duvall passed away
last week. I didn't see that. Dude, he was...
The first time I ever seen him was in Days of
Thunder as Harry Hogg. Oh, man. After that, I
fell in love with him after that movie. But even...
He was in the Jack Reacher movie with Tom Cruise.
Still charming as shit, man. He rocked up in
one of our companies. Yeah, dude. He's a real
new awful guy. No vision. But yeah, we'll start
off with that. Yeah, so pull one out for Robin
Duval, everyone. He was a goat. 95. Great innings,
though. Holy shit. Well done, fella. Well done,
son. Dead. Killed it. The first thing I have
is we have a synopsis for Spider -Man A Brand
New Day. It's an art book that's kind of been
leaked with a whole heap of villain... concepts
that are in it. Are you going to read out the
synopsis? I will. Should I listen to this though?
Should we be listening to this? It's a synopsis,
it's fine. Four years have gone by since we last
caught up with our friendly neighbourhood Spider
-Man. Doesn't synopsis mean the story? It's the
blurb on the back. Okay, I'm listening to the
blurb. Peter Parker is no more, but Spider -Man
is at the top of his game keeping New York City
safe. Things are going well for our anonymous
hero until an unusual trail of crime pulls him
into a web of mystery larger than any he's ever
faced before. In order to take on what's ahead,
Spider -Man not only needs to be at the top of
his game physically and mentally, but he must
also prepare to face the repercussions of his
past. Didn't tell us anything, but not really.
But I'm okay with that. So, there's a whole slew.
of design art or what do they call it? Concept.
Concept art. Like the Scorpion and a few other
characters. But yeah, the amount of villains
and the synopsis kind of gives heed to the rumour
that Spider -Man will be facing off against a
version of the Cinecystics. Fuck, about time,
dude. What's this? Nine Spider -Man movies and
we haven't had the Cinecystics? We've had iterations
of it. various members. There were teases of
it. It was teased, man. But, not much. No. And
like, you were hoping so, because Toomes goes
through at the end of, uh, no, uh, no, not No
Home. What was the one he was in, the first one?
The first one, Homecoming. Homecoming. Yep. And
he talks to... Is that a thing too late for you?
Is that all about that thing? Hopefully he doesn't
show up. Of course. Bye, guys. It's all right.
I've got our fan somewhere. Yeah, look, I'm not
completely... If they go comic book accurate
with the Scorpion F, it's going to look sick.
Yeah, well, the concepts were pretty cool. Do
you reckon Toomes would come back as the Vulture?
He's not in any of the concepts. His name isn't
on the roster. Well, he was in the Sinister Six,
though. Yeah, but like I said, it's a version
of the Sinister Six. So it's like the Guardians.
Maybe, yeah. So Scorpion, Tombstone, Tarantula.
So there's a whole bunch of mid to lower range
boomerang. Street level. Street level stuff.
So, yeah. No, it's Captain Boomerang in DC, isn't
it? Not Boomerang. Boomerang looks like he's
got a boomerang visor and a blue suit. Kind of
looks like Vigilante from Peacemaker. Vigilante.
Give me that joke. And I will follow that up
with one of the rumours that I've seen. Rumour
has it that in Spider -Man Brand New Day, the
Punisher will actually take a badly injured Peter
Parker to the Night Nurse. Ooh. So it looks like
we might go up against the first time that these
guys team up and give him an ass whooping. Punisher
saves him. I wonder if the Punisher kills anybody.
Who knows? Or is he just going around giving
hugs to Spidey? My first bit of news, Jason Momoa
has landed the lead role in the Helldivers 2
video movie that will be directed by James Wan.
Right. Okay. A movie based on Helldivers 2. Yes.
Gotcha. Yeah. I like James Wan's directing, but
he got a bit fantastical in the Fast and Furious
franchise. Could be K .O. Well, no, he kind of,
he pulled out after five, didn't he? Yeah, but
Aquaman was schmick. Shut up! Anyway. Reconnecting
with fucking Arthur Curry to take over the world.
Kill them bug skulls. Shit name. Anyway. Space
racism. Let's try having... I'd like you to just
have one summer without AC, motherfucker, and
then we'll see how you go. Fucking... I'm a kid
of the fucking 80s, man. I've had plenty of them.
So you... I have to have the aircon on even when
I'm going to sleep. Oh. If it's cold, I have
the aircon on. No. No, I've been away, too. Yeah,
and you're in the house. Especially with asthma.
Oh, so do I. I just suck it up. Yeah, man. I
think the first time we had it on this year was
the other night. Stayed on all night. Fuck. Yeah.
Some strange news. Armie Hammer, well, Armie
Hammer. Oh, isn't he dead yet? No. I wish he
was. Seems to be making a return, doing the podcast
Roots, Rats, and is actually being cast in an
upcoming project called Mascotland, alongside
Tyrese Gibson, Billy Zane, and Jake Busey. He
wanted to eat people. Apparently. He wanted to
eat his missus. Fuck off, I'm going to eat this
sick fuck. Terminator Zero has been cancelled
after one season. Did you watch it? No, I didn't.
The sci -fi anime series was not centred on the
only sports thing is T -800, nor any character
from the James Cameron hit movie franchises.
So, yeah. They were going to make another movie
and it was going to be based more on that. And
Tomlin goes, yeah, I would have loved to have...
Tomlin was the creator. He's like, I really,
really would have loved to have had The Future
War, and I planned on seasons two and three to
involve that. And Netflix just went, oh, no,
sorry, mate. And that's the thing with Netflix
too these days. They'll save a show and then
they'll put it on Netflix, but they're not telling
you you're going to get to finish a story. Oh,
no, they've shunned. They'll cancel it after
a season without a problem. Well, what did they
pick up recently and they just never did anything
with it? They saved it and they... Lucifer. Did
they? They finished out Lucifer's story, but
it was terrible. Yeah, no, well, they didn't
even finish this thing. It got one season. Can't
even remember the name of it. They're like, OK,
we'll pick it up, save it. Didn't even green
light a second season. Ah, no, I'm not going
to do it. Kristen Bell has been cast as Amy Rose
in Sonic 4. Who's Amy Rose? The pink hedgehog.
Okay. You obviously don't know your Sonic lore.
Mate, I stopped playing after Sonic and Tails.
Actually, no. I've got knuckles. Did you watch
the cartoons? Fuck no. It was too busy out there,
you know, riding pushbikes, building shacks.
Call yourself a fucking nerd. Watching Power
Rangers in the afternoon. Fuck you. Watching
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the morning.
And then I had footy training. Boxing training.
So fuck you. You're not a nerd. Ain't things
to do. Fucking faker. Righto. Righto. Hi, this
is coming from you. Oh, I don't play video games.
I don't play them now because I've got kids.
Wow, I've got kids. I still play video games.
She's the one. I was about to say, just fuck
them Stinkhouse kids. Kidding. Kidding. Joking.
It's not like they watch this anyway. They don't
support their dad. Stephen Amell has been cast
as Hobie in Fox's Baywatch reboot. So he will
play Mitch's kid, Hobie. Right, okay. So, yeah.
Do we get a bit old? Yeah, we'll... He's being
cast in Matt Nix's Baywatch reboot for Fox. He
will play the series' regular role of Hobie Buchanan,
a character from the original series. The wild
child Hobie Buchanan is now a Baywatch captain,
following the footsteps of his legendary father,
Mitch, played by the OG series' regular David
Hasselhoff. The Hoff. The Hoff. So, yeah, we're
getting another season of, yeah, Baywatch. Right.
Apparently. Sweet. No, I won't watch it. Nah,
me neither. It's going to be so PC, it's going
to be ridiculous. So, McKenna Grace, do you know
who I'm talking about? No, I don't. You watched
the two new Ghostbusters movies. Oh, Little Young
Girl with the Glasses? Yep. But then she played,
like, she's been acting since she was, like,
knee -high to a grasshopper, and she always played,
like, the blonde actress's younger self. Right.
She's been around for fucking ages. So she's
just been cast as Daphne. In the new Scooby -Doo.
Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Who are they going
to have as Scooby and Shaggy, though? Because
Matthew Lila killed her. Yeah. But it looks like
they're going for a younger cast. She's only...
19. 18. So, yeah. You ready? How you met her?
Unless you're not going to listen to me now.
Not while you're recording. Yeah. She's 19 years
old. There you go. She was in the latest Scream.
She's been in fucking heaps. She even voiced
something in Pork Trot. There you go, look at
that. Fucking crushed it. Big news out of Hollywood.
Jason Statham has been cast as Jason Statham.
The role he was born to play. Deadline reports
that Statham is starring as himself in a new
action comedy called Jason Statham Stole My Bike.
Directed by David Leitch, who directed Fall Guy.
and Bullet Train, so it's going to be a romp.
Between Leach's kinetic action soul and Statham's
lifelong commitment to being Jason Statham, this
already feels like a perfect storm of chaos,
comedy and fists. Let's go. I do not care about
it. That's going to be so much fun. I mean, I
haven't watched the last five movies Statham
has been in. Because he's just playing himself.
So he was destined for this role. Sure. Weird
news. Draco Malfoy has a... become a bit of a
mascot for the Chinese New Year. Because Malfoy
apparently translates loosely to horse, which
is the year of the horse, and good fortune. So
there's all these banners and merchandise and
shit everywhere. Draco. Draco Malfoy. Draco horse.
Draco horse fortune. Fuck me to death. There's
pictures of him, like just Draco's face on all
these fucking red banners with gold. Chinese
writing. We went to the casino last weekend for
Jack's 18th. Just so happened to be the Chinese
New Year. Holy shit, bro. You should have seen
that casino, man. There's one reason all takeaway
shops are closed at the moment. Fuck. They're
all partying up. I don't know whether you knew
this, but did you ever hear about a Scarface
reboot in the works? No. No. So Diego Luna...
was cast as Scarface. He's no longer attached
to it. The actor was once linked to play Tony
Montana in a modern Los Angeles set reimagining,
but he later confirmed that he has stepped away
from the project because it's been going through
endless writer's delays and director changes,
including a stint with Antoine Fuqua. The film
has been in development for years, with updates
and rumours popping up now and then, but with
no lead actor currently locked in, its future
remains uncertain. Well, I did not even know
that was going to be a thing. Neither did I.
I've never heard of it. I probably would have
watched it if it had come out. It's like when
they redid The Untouchables with Kevin Costner.
I didn't mind that at all. Yeah, it was pretty
good. There was another one later on. And it
was, I think it was the same, I think it was
around The Untouchables as well. But it had Sean
Penn, it had Thanos. I forget what it was called
though. But it was brutal. And it was like that
50s mobsters trying to arrest the bloke and all
that sort of shit. It was good. Some potentially
good news. The co -creator Kevin Eastman says
the R -rated live -action adaption of Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles Last Roman has not been
abandoned. I fucking hope not, dude. He's quoted
in saying, I don't think the movie's off the
table. It's just been delayed. Right. I think
it will happen. I hope it does. A little bit
of hope. I hope it does. We spoke about it last
week. I want to see more of the Turtles in them
suits, dude. CG be damned. Mate, you give me
that last Ronin, Warner Brothers or whoever,
you give me that last Ronin first, I'll go see
the other shit. Is it still New Line? Whoever.
Whoever's got it. Yeah. Because New Line done
the 90 movie and I don't know if they did the
2014 reboot either. I'm not sure. I'll go put
my butt in a seatbelt and I'll flick if I get
to see that fucking R -rated. Motherfucker, you
show me that R -rated and I'll go see every movie
they put out for the next 12 months. Amen. I
will fucking see that Ronan movie multiple times.
Breaking news from Blumhouse and Universal Pictures.
They are looking at revitalising the Halloween
franchise once again. Studios are searching for
a new director, preferably one from the newer
generation to breathe fresh life into the series.
However, it remains unclear whether the upcoming
project will be a sequel, reboot or a full remake
of the 78 film. They just got over doing it.
They just did it. I don't... I don't know what...
Fuck Hollywood's doing. Why do this when The
Last Ronin is a fresh take on a fresh story?
It's right there. Go do that. So it's probably
the same reason that Sony keeps bringing out
Spider -Man shit. Because if they don't, they
lose the fucking role. Maybe. So, worst part
is, so with General Ortega leaving the Scream
franchise now for good because of the shit that
happened there. Rumours suggest that it could
be a remake of John Carpenter's classic with
Jenna Ortega in the lead. That's their top choice
for it at the moment. For the role of Laurie
Strode, who was played by Jamie Lee Curtis in
the OG. I mean, she's got the chops to make a
great screenplay. Well, she's been that for the
last ten years or something, except for Wednesday.
Well, I mean, she turned it around from being
a fucking Disney girl. She got out of that fucking...
Trope. It frustrates me, though, because she
looks 12 and 30. Make up your mind. When she
did that bugle fat removal thing. And then shaved
her eyebrows? Yeah. Look, you go do what you
want to do, guys. I'm not here to judge you,
but fuck. So, an interesting one. On the No Lie
podcast, former President Barack Obama was talking
to the host Brian Tyler Cohen? Cohen? Anyway,
so... He confirmed that aliens are, in fact,
real, but he's never seen one. I know. I know,
too. But former President Barack Obama, who I
think has been one of the best presidents of
America... Don't even get me started. ..and said
that, yes, they're real. Flat out. You name a
president, since him, and I'm going to say it,
Bill Clinton was a good president as well. He
got to blow out a table, but as far as I know...
I'm not American, so I don't know these things,
but I could sit there and I could listen to Bill
Clinton talk and I could sit there and listen
to Barack Obama talk. These other fucking just...
They've had a... I'm pretty sure they're all
dead. I'm pretty sure they're getting all these
dead presidents in and they're just puppets and
putting AI voiceovers that make no fucking sense.
Well, it's crazy because I think the last...
Three, basically two presidents, have been as
old now as the presidents that have been in the
past, that are still around, are today. Yeah.
Like, they weren't even in their prime. I'm pretty
sure the last two presidents have shit themselves
multiple times. In front of people. In front
of people. It's okay for me. I'm just a Joe Blow
from Sassnock. I can shit myself. You can't be
doing that as a president. Can't do that as a
president? You can't say, hey, you've got to
have that child and shit yourself whilst telling
someone that. You can only do it if you make
it a national holiday afterwards. That'd be fucking
hilarious. Well, you know what that means. Shit
catcher! Everyone's having their day off. Well,
there you go, there's another holiday. So the
last bit I have is rumour. Rumour has it that
Fox McLeod from Star Fox will appear in the Mario
Brothers. What is it called? Super Mario Galaxy.
Super Mario Galaxy. Yeah. Good. There's a scene
in a new teaser where you see the leg of somebody,
and they're like... Star Fox boots. Yeah. Fair.
Which is cool if it opens up like a Nintendo
shared universe. You'd have to if you're going
Galaxy, though. Surely. Surely. Recast Chris
Pratt, though. Fuck that guy. Dead by Daylight.
Have you played that game? You haven't because
you're a douchebag. Uh, film is in the works
with James Wan attached yet again. It's all about
work. Is this... You unemployed bum. You fucking
dead -set glorified button pusher. Go to sleep.
How long are you at work for a day? How far are
you... How long are you away from home a day?
What time do you start? When do you leave and
when do you get home? I leave at 8 and I get
home at 3 .30. What time did you finish work
today? I didn't work today. I did. I took my
wife to the hospital. Here we go. Here we go.
Are you going to tell the people? Fuck wit. She
joined the club. Yesterday. Are you a member
of that club? I am. Yeah! Three times over. Sick.
Anyway, they had to diagnose me somehow. I got
up at 3 o 'clock yesterday morning. I got home
at 5. How many movies did you watch at work?
None. Wow. How much editing did you get done?
A little bit. So, hang on a minute. You go to
work and you don't do anything. I go to work
and I do the work I'm paid for and extra work
for this shit. you told me you made the mistake
I used to think you worked so hard and then I
take the good with the bad I take the good with
the bad there's some days where I can sit around
and do not a whole lot there's other days where
I'm in season 3 I wonder why I make you look
like a cunt on the fucking camera you don't you
try but I come off looking like Fucking roses.
I haven't watched the latest episode. No, I haven't
not yet. Good farting, eh? Is there you piece
of shit? You said you were going to delete that.
No, I didn't. Because you did it. Fucking arsehole.
Fucking sentence. Anyway. We thought Good Omens
was finished. No. You didn't think it was finished?
No, I didn't like it. I watched the first two
episodes. Dude. No, you need to re -watch that.
Too campy. For mine. Yeah, okay. Alright. It
is fun. So we are getting a one episode season
three. Right. It will premiere on May 13th on
Prime Video. We'll mark the series finale. Instead
of a full season, the story will conclude in
one extended 90 -minute episode. David Tennant
and Michael Sheen return one last time as Crowley
and Aziraphale. Their unlikely demon and angel
partnership has defined the show, blending humour,
heart and... apocalyptic stakes. So was it cancelled
because of Neil Gaiman? Yeah. So that was pulled
out. The finale is set to wrap up lingering storylines
with emotional depth and closure. Fans expect
sharp dialogue, celestial tension and one final
test of loyalty between heaven, hell and earth.
The episode was co -written by Neil Gaiman who
was later exited following allegations of sexual
misconduct. The focus now shifts on delivering
a meaningful conclusion for long time viewers.
Dude, look, I didn't like how season two ended.
I don't like the fact I'm not a homophobe at
the best time at all. Oh, that didn't worry me.
No, but that pissed me off. I hate when they
do this. I hate when they do the same old fucking
shit. Why couldn't they just be two men who have
lived together for their entirety of existence
and are the best of mates that have ever existed?
They love each other with all their heart, but
they had to turn it into a sexual thing at the
end. The same thing that I fucking hate when
they put a male and a female together and they're
like, oh, they can't be friends, they have to
fuck. No, they don't. That's why I still think...
We do this long enough. Maybe. But the thing
that makes Guardians 3 epic is the fact that
they didn't go for the low -hanging fruit. Gamora
and Star -Lord didn't fall in love again. But
some people want that. They're idiots. That's
the lowest hanging fruit of a story tale. Like,
of a story. Oh, look, they're falling in love.
No! Fuck it! I wanted to like that show because,
you know, I hadn't read a lot of Gaiman, but
I liked Gaiman. Mm -hmm. I know you do. Mm -hmm.
I like the Gaiman. I mean... Potentially a fuckwit.
I don't know. I don't think anything's been concrete
yet, but I'm not saying that I want to... I don't
know his personal life. His professional life.
He's one of the greatest writers that has ever
lived. I like what I read. And, yeah, I don't
know. Just the show came off a bit campy to me.
It's not a bad thing. It just wasn't my style.
Right. I think you should get another show. It
is good. It is really good. But that's all my
news for you, my friend. Beautiful. We've got
a couple of trailers to check out. We're going
to start with the mummy. Oh, dude, that popped
up the other day. I didn't watch it, though.
I'm a good boy. Good boy, though. Can I get two
slices of pizza? No. No. Of course, honey. No.
You never, ever finish two. Hello? Mr. and Mrs.
Cannon. I'm Deputy Chief for the U .S. Embassy.
Your daughter, Katie, has been found. She's alive.
It's very important you fully prepare yourself
for what you're about to see. No sudden moves.
No loud noises. She's been missing for eight
years. What was our daughter doing in a 3 ,000
-year -old sarcophagus? She just needs our care
and lots of love. How many others were found?
57. How many of them were still alive? What happened
to Katie? What really happened to her? Say something.
Say something. watch list. All these people need
to be in fucking jail. Who's thinking of this
shit? Check their fucking hard drives. Why did
she have to be eight? It's fucking fucked up,
isn't it? You haven't watched Bring It Back?
No! There's a reason why. Yeah. Anyway, something
to lighten the mood. Toy Story 5. to be your
beloved bride. Yeah! I now pronounce you husband
and knife. Who poisoned the maid of honor? Bonnie,
there's a package for you. Oh, thank you, thank
you. Hi there, I'm Lilypad. Let's play. Extinction,
not again. Bonnie, screen time's over now. Okay.
I want to talk to you, device. Please, call me
Lily. Me and the toys have been working all summer
to try and get Bonnie to make friends. Yeah.
But then you had to ruin it. Got it. You're not
even listening to me. I'm always listening. See?
Now look here. Me and the toys have been working
all summer. No, in Spanish. What? Hey, I got
dibs on behind the dresser. Lily! Jessie? Hello?
Is it as bad out there for toys as they say it
is? We're finding more abandoned toys each day.
What? Tech's invaded our house too. I don't know,
Jesse. Toys are for play, but tech is for everything.
I'm losing Bonnie to this device. Came here as
fast as I could. Why are you wearing a dress,
Woody? It's called a poncho, Forky. Someone needs
a brown marker. Halt! Who goes there? Whoa, whoa,
whoa. I come in peace. It's been too long, cowboy.
What are you? Some sort of old man toy? What?
She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody.
Bonnie needs help from someone at least from
the same century. So long, toy. We're gonna need
backup. No way. She's getting away, boss! Our
mission on this planet is to make a child happy.
Barney still needs us. Come on, Bullseye! Buzz,
you stay here. I'm going with them. You don't
think I can do it? Yes! No! Nice poncho. It's
good to see them fighting again. It sure is.
I don't like Toy Story. Why? Why? Because that
kid is going to become a teenager one day. Yes.
Andy... Andy became a teenager. He sits in his
room fapping it and all them toys can't look
away. They can't look away. He's Louis C. Kane
all over the fucking place and no one can look
away. All them toys are just stuck. They can't
even move their face. They can't move. They can't
look away. Because if they look away, he's going
to see. And then he's going to get cancer. I
get what you're putting in. Yeah. Because if
he sees the move, he gets cancer. That's why
you don't see Sid anymore. Yeah. They're the
only franchise where every movie gets better
than the last. You're a fucking liar. I'm not?
Yeah. You just lied. Bare face. Just like the
rope last week. You don't like them. You just
carry on like a fuckwit or you don't like them
forever? First one's great. That's it? Then kids
grow up and leave all their toys that were so
loyal to them for years and they just leave them
out for everybody else. Look at this. Look at
this shit. See that? I want to know how I've
probably had that for probably six years. Don't
see me moving on from my toys like fucking Andy
does or Bonnie does or all the motherfucking
shitbag kids do. I know I did. You're an asshole
and you think the road's going up. I bet you
did not buy any of those or have any of those
as a gift when you were a kid. That's all adult
shit right there. All my kid toys are in David's
shed. Yeah, no, I sold them. I've even got a
Knights jersey from 1997. Um, I fucking love
the Toy Story movies, man. It's like cars. No
one sits there and says, oh, hang on a minute,
Mater's a serial killer and he's living with
a bunch of fucking corpses. I do like all these
fucking reimaginings. They're funny. He is living
in a yard with dead bodies everywhere. I know.
He goes and collects the bodies. I know. He's
basically Winston out of fucking John Wick. I
know. Savages. Savages. Anyway. Oh, let me guess.
Another animated show, is it? No. I've never
heard of poppers. Hey, how is it? It's fine.
I just wanted to pick you your favorite food.
Steak's not my favorite food. Okay. And what
is your favorite food? Ceviche. Ceviche? Fuck
yeah. Reasons. Just pretend. Please don't do
this. Please don't do this. Dude, have you not
been watching Shrieking? This is a movie. Just
watch. Are you watching? You just missed it.
This is directed by one of the lowly armor fellas.
You just tried to kill me. Because all you do
is criticize me. And your stupid accent. It's
like British cross with the devil. Well, your
plan sucks. Your plan is to just shoot me? I
was being nice about it. You would have been
unconscious. Because I am considerate. Oh, my
God. Please, stop. Stop it. Oh, fuck it. You
mean the old phone? In a relationship. The key
is finding ways to keep things fresh. Oh, fuck
off. They're never going to buy your bullshit.
They're going to see somebody just pretending
to care. Like you can do any better. She should
have been back by now. What's up? Can you please
do something? Can you please help? She's not
just gone. Oh my God, there's so much blood.
Heaven has another angel. Don't walk into the
light. Come down from heaven and save her. Heaven
isn't ready for you. Oh, God. Oh, God. She was
so beautiful in life. Yeah. All right. Hang on.
Watch that. Motherfucker. Steven Seagal is...
Steven Seagal. Jason Seagal is acting opposite
Han... Fucking solo, bro. Yeah, I know. I haven't
seen it. One of the greatest shows that have
ever been made. We fucking established last week
that you haven't watched half the shit that I've
fucking watched either, so don't be a queer cunt
about it. But yours are anime. They're not. Name
one. I mentioned one anime last week. It wasn't
even anime. It was an American animation. It's
a cartoon. It's different. So you want me to
watch American stuff, but you don't want me to
say American words. No, I don't. You're Australian.
You're allowed to enjoy other cultures. It's
called Dune, everybody. It's... Dune. That's
a J. Starts with a... Dune. You're saying...
Not Dune. You're saying... You're saying Dune.
Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Fuck me. Dune. Sand Dunes.
Duke. Dumb. I'm fucking tired of this shit. How
many more fucking trailers have we got? What
have we got there? Two more. So we're not watching
hoppers. Why have we got normal twice? Because,
fucking, I'm not quick enough to reach over because
you didn't bring the fucking charging cable.
Well, maybe if you told me to bring it. You come
down here and set up. Yeah, but that was working.
Oh, you left it on? Maybe. Fuck you. Maybe. Why
are you here? I used to be a regular sheriff.
I walked through life with my head held high.
I got shot. I kind of stopped trusting my instincts.
Death comes for us all, don't it, lawman? You've
been listening to my internal monologue, haven't
you? I took a sheriff job in a little town called
Normal, Minnesota. Weather advisory, a winter
storm threatening later this week. Reports of
two assholes screaming at each other. Separate!
Separate! People seem friendly enough. Whoa,
$16 .8 million. Where the hell did this town
get that kind of money? Community really came
together on that one. Yeah, I would say. Is that
a police scanner you got? You keeping tabs on
me? Yes, sir. This is a hell of an armory. Did
she catch that? Yeah, it's my one trick. What
do you think of our little town? It's, um, charming.
Bones. Oh, shit. Keep your eyes where I can see
them! If you don't play this right, we're gonna
have a massacre in there. I say we play the hand
that's been dealt to all of us. And maybe you
get to keep the rest of your goddamn fingers.
You could build a whole new life here in normal.
We really celebrate the community. What is wrong
with you people? Nothing to see here. Was it?
Yeah. I haven't watched Better Call Saul either.
I heard good genes. See? If you put your hand
in front of me right now, I'll probably stab
it. Pussy. There it was. Copped it sweet. I didn't
even have to spit on that then. I've talked about
this. Are you going to put pressure on? I've
talked about this. You're a fuckwit. Hello. The
final decision on the timing of D -Day will be
mine, and mine alone. Fuckin' hell, this is the
renaissance of Brendan Fraser. Call General Eisenhower.
He's back, baby. Cute. Tiger was a training up,
dress rehearsal for D -Day. They walked right
into it. Yep. One mistake. Just that one mistake.
I can't. You have to stop doing this to yourself.
What's done is done. Group Captain Dr. James
Stagg here at the express request of General
Eisenhower. Do we have a date yet for the invasion,
sir? D -Day is in 61 hours from now. This is
the largest seaborne invasion in history. Fate
of the war. Thousands of lives hinge on this.
I need a forecast. Churchill tells me you're
the best meteorologist in the country. Get me
the latest readings from every single base within
2 ,000 miles of Normandy. The invasion is confirmed
for Monday. Monday. Monday. Monster truck rally.
We are faced with a succession of two aggressive
storms. Are you absolutely certain? D -Day will
be calm and sunny. I couldn't disagree with that
more. If D -Day is cancelled, we will lose this
war. The final decision on the timing of D -Day
will be mine, and mine alone. If you invade tomorrow,
they're going to be washed away. 300 ,000 men
with families that they may never see again!
Why should I trust you? We must face the Vat!
The Vat! However frightening they may be! If
we delay, the enemy will be ready and waiting.
They'll slaughter every single last one of us.
The storms that I'm talking about are real. And
the wrath of nature is real. The, yeah. That
one, yeah, I went all about that in high school.
I don't think I want to watch that. Interesting
angle they're taking out at the end. Facts. Leather
predictions and all that kind of stuff. Something
that I never kind of... Six miles. Six miles
or something. Six kilometers. Something like
that. Fuck. Shit. Anyway. What have they done
that one for? because I didn't know what it was
about. I just saw Brendan Fraser. Literally,
I had four trailers and I was like, okay, search
trailers. Oh, Brendan Fraser. Okay, we'll get
on. Gold. Yeah. Hmm. But anyway. It's only news
I got for you. What are you doing? You won't
have to worry about the fan. We'll just be going
off the camera. What happened, Jeremy? I guess
I missed the recording button. When? What segment
did we miss? This whole pop culture news. Fuck
my life. Anyway, thanks for joining us, guys.
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