WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.879 From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name is 00:00:01.879 --> 00:00:04.919 Clint. And I'm Stretch, and this is Prevailing 00:00:04.919 --> 00:00:20.000 Strange. G'day guys. Just want to apologise for 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:21.980 the audio quality of this week's pop culture 00:00:21.980 --> 00:00:25.160 news. I neglected to queue up this week's audio 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:28.239 track. Unfortunately, we have to rely on the 00:00:28.239 --> 00:00:31.879 camera's built -in audio. On top of that, I left 00:00:31.879 --> 00:00:33.719 the fan on for the first three minutes of this 00:00:33.719 --> 00:00:36.619 episode, so it's even louder. So once again, 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:39.840 I'm sorry. Please don't shame me. That thing 00:00:39.840 --> 00:00:42.039 kind of turns me on. So what news have you got 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:44.899 for us? Oh, I did. Actually, it's pretty dry 00:00:44.899 --> 00:00:48.899 on the news front this week. I have some... I'm 00:00:48.899 --> 00:00:52.229 going to kick off with some sad news. At the 00:00:52.229 --> 00:00:55.950 age of 95, the legend Robert Duvall passed away 00:00:55.950 --> 00:00:59.109 last week. I didn't see that. Dude, he was... 00:00:59.109 --> 00:01:05.189 The first time I ever seen him was in Days of 00:01:05.189 --> 00:01:08.510 Thunder as Harry Hogg. Oh, man. After that, I 00:01:08.510 --> 00:01:12.430 fell in love with him after that movie. But even... 00:01:12.430 --> 00:01:14.430 He was in the Jack Reacher movie with Tom Cruise. 00:01:14.790 --> 00:01:16.870 Still charming as shit, man. He rocked up in 00:01:16.870 --> 00:01:18.469 one of our companies. Yeah, dude. He's a real 00:01:18.469 --> 00:01:23.769 new awful guy. No vision. But yeah, we'll start 00:01:23.769 --> 00:01:27.290 off with that. Yeah, so pull one out for Robin 00:01:27.290 --> 00:01:31.870 Duval, everyone. He was a goat. 95. Great innings, 00:01:31.870 --> 00:01:34.290 though. Holy shit. Well done, fella. Well done, 00:01:34.310 --> 00:01:38.069 son. Dead. Killed it. The first thing I have 00:01:38.069 --> 00:01:40.569 is we have a synopsis for Spider -Man A Brand 00:01:40.569 --> 00:01:44.569 New Day. It's an art book that's kind of been 00:01:44.569 --> 00:01:48.890 leaked with a whole heap of villain... concepts 00:01:48.890 --> 00:01:51.930 that are in it. Are you going to read out the 00:01:51.930 --> 00:01:56.450 synopsis? I will. Should I listen to this though? 00:01:56.510 --> 00:01:58.950 Should we be listening to this? It's a synopsis, 00:01:58.950 --> 00:02:02.290 it's fine. Four years have gone by since we last 00:02:02.290 --> 00:02:03.989 caught up with our friendly neighbourhood Spider 00:02:03.989 --> 00:02:07.390 -Man. Doesn't synopsis mean the story? It's the 00:02:07.390 --> 00:02:09.969 blurb on the back. Okay, I'm listening to the 00:02:09.969 --> 00:02:13.490 blurb. Peter Parker is no more, but Spider -Man 00:02:13.490 --> 00:02:15.650 is at the top of his game keeping New York City 00:02:15.650 --> 00:02:18.300 safe. Things are going well for our anonymous 00:02:18.300 --> 00:02:22.340 hero until an unusual trail of crime pulls him 00:02:22.340 --> 00:02:24.819 into a web of mystery larger than any he's ever 00:02:24.819 --> 00:02:27.900 faced before. In order to take on what's ahead, 00:02:28.099 --> 00:02:31.159 Spider -Man not only needs to be at the top of 00:02:31.159 --> 00:02:33.979 his game physically and mentally, but he must 00:02:33.979 --> 00:02:36.439 also prepare to face the repercussions of his 00:02:36.439 --> 00:02:41.060 past. Didn't tell us anything, but not really. 00:02:41.460 --> 00:02:46.000 But I'm okay with that. So, there's a whole slew. 00:02:46.539 --> 00:02:53.400 of design art or what do they call it? Concept. 00:02:53.819 --> 00:02:56.919 Concept art. Like the Scorpion and a few other 00:02:56.919 --> 00:03:00.520 characters. But yeah, the amount of villains 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:03.919 and the synopsis kind of gives heed to the rumour 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:06.020 that Spider -Man will be facing off against a 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:09.580 version of the Cinecystics. Fuck, about time, 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:13.419 dude. What's this? Nine Spider -Man movies and 00:03:13.419 --> 00:03:15.199 we haven't had the Cinecystics? We've had iterations 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:18.520 of it. various members. There were teases of 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:23.620 it. It was teased, man. But, not much. No. And 00:03:23.620 --> 00:03:25.740 like, you were hoping so, because Toomes goes 00:03:25.740 --> 00:03:29.860 through at the end of, uh, no, uh, no, not No 00:03:29.860 --> 00:03:33.039 Home. What was the one he was in, the first one? 00:03:33.139 --> 00:03:35.020 The first one, Homecoming. Homecoming. Yep. And 00:03:35.020 --> 00:03:37.479 he talks to... Is that a thing too late for you? 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:43.439 Is that all about that thing? Hopefully he doesn't 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:47.000 show up. Of course. Bye, guys. It's all right. 00:03:47.580 --> 00:03:51.740 I've got our fan somewhere. Yeah, look, I'm not 00:03:51.740 --> 00:03:58.740 completely... If they go comic book accurate 00:03:58.740 --> 00:04:00.340 with the Scorpion F, it's going to look sick. 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:04.740 Yeah, well, the concepts were pretty cool. Do 00:04:04.740 --> 00:04:06.219 you reckon Toomes would come back as the Vulture? 00:04:06.900 --> 00:04:09.960 He's not in any of the concepts. His name isn't 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:12.780 on the roster. Well, he was in the Sinister Six, 00:04:12.780 --> 00:04:14.599 though. Yeah, but like I said, it's a version 00:04:14.599 --> 00:04:16.860 of the Sinister Six. So it's like the Guardians. 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:23.279 Maybe, yeah. So Scorpion, Tombstone, Tarantula. 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:28.079 So there's a whole bunch of mid to lower range 00:04:28.079 --> 00:04:31.839 boomerang. Street level. Street level stuff. 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:36.779 So, yeah. No, it's Captain Boomerang in DC, isn't 00:04:36.779 --> 00:04:39.920 it? Not Boomerang. Boomerang looks like he's 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:42.800 got a boomerang visor and a blue suit. Kind of 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:46.680 looks like Vigilante from Peacemaker. Vigilante. 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:49.420 Give me that joke. And I will follow that up 00:04:49.420 --> 00:04:52.959 with one of the rumours that I've seen. Rumour 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:55.199 has it that in Spider -Man Brand New Day, the 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:59.180 Punisher will actually take a badly injured Peter 00:04:59.180 --> 00:05:03.779 Parker to the Night Nurse. Ooh. So it looks like 00:05:03.779 --> 00:05:06.500 we might go up against the first time that these 00:05:06.500 --> 00:05:10.100 guys team up and give him an ass whooping. Punisher 00:05:10.100 --> 00:05:12.579 saves him. I wonder if the Punisher kills anybody. 00:05:12.980 --> 00:05:14.959 Who knows? Or is he just going around giving 00:05:14.959 --> 00:05:21.540 hugs to Spidey? My first bit of news, Jason Momoa 00:05:21.540 --> 00:05:25.839 has landed the lead role in the Helldivers 2 00:05:25.839 --> 00:05:30.079 video movie that will be directed by James Wan. 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:34.399 Right. Okay. A movie based on Helldivers 2. Yes. 00:05:34.500 --> 00:05:41.120 Gotcha. Yeah. I like James Wan's directing, but 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:43.920 he got a bit fantastical in the Fast and Furious 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:46.800 franchise. Could be K .O. Well, no, he kind of, 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:48.800 he pulled out after five, didn't he? Yeah, but 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:55.319 Aquaman was schmick. Shut up! Anyway. Reconnecting 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:58.579 with fucking Arthur Curry to take over the world. 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:04.649 Kill them bug skulls. Shit name. Anyway. Space 00:06:04.649 --> 00:06:07.610 racism. Let's try having... I'd like you to just 00:06:07.610 --> 00:06:09.810 have one summer without AC, motherfucker, and 00:06:09.810 --> 00:06:12.970 then we'll see how you go. Fucking... I'm a kid 00:06:12.970 --> 00:06:15.170 of the fucking 80s, man. I've had plenty of them. 00:06:16.470 --> 00:06:19.370 So you... I have to have the aircon on even when 00:06:19.370 --> 00:06:22.250 I'm going to sleep. Oh. If it's cold, I have 00:06:22.250 --> 00:06:25.470 the aircon on. No. No, I've been away, too. Yeah, 00:06:25.490 --> 00:06:26.250 and you're in the house. Especially with asthma. 00:06:26.709 --> 00:06:30.490 Oh, so do I. I just suck it up. Yeah, man. I 00:06:30.490 --> 00:06:32.370 think the first time we had it on this year was 00:06:32.370 --> 00:06:36.009 the other night. Stayed on all night. Fuck. Yeah. 00:06:37.370 --> 00:06:42.050 Some strange news. Armie Hammer, well, Armie 00:06:42.050 --> 00:06:44.569 Hammer. Oh, isn't he dead yet? No. I wish he 00:06:44.569 --> 00:06:47.470 was. Seems to be making a return, doing the podcast 00:06:47.470 --> 00:06:51.529 Roots, Rats, and is actually being cast in an 00:06:51.529 --> 00:06:55.089 upcoming project called Mascotland, alongside 00:06:55.089 --> 00:06:59.050 Tyrese Gibson, Billy Zane, and Jake Busey. He 00:06:59.050 --> 00:07:02.550 wanted to eat people. Apparently. He wanted to 00:07:02.550 --> 00:07:05.529 eat his missus. Fuck off, I'm going to eat this 00:07:05.529 --> 00:07:10.670 sick fuck. Terminator Zero has been cancelled 00:07:10.670 --> 00:07:13.569 after one season. Did you watch it? No, I didn't. 00:07:13.870 --> 00:07:16.370 The sci -fi anime series was not centred on the 00:07:16.370 --> 00:07:18.949 only sports thing is T -800, nor any character 00:07:18.949 --> 00:07:20.910 from the James Cameron hit movie franchises. 00:07:24.050 --> 00:07:26.569 So, yeah. They were going to make another movie 00:07:26.569 --> 00:07:29.750 and it was going to be based more on that. And 00:07:29.750 --> 00:07:32.170 Tomlin goes, yeah, I would have loved to have... 00:07:32.170 --> 00:07:35.089 Tomlin was the creator. He's like, I really, 00:07:35.129 --> 00:07:37.689 really would have loved to have had The Future 00:07:37.689 --> 00:07:40.170 War, and I planned on seasons two and three to 00:07:40.170 --> 00:07:42.829 involve that. And Netflix just went, oh, no, 00:07:42.930 --> 00:07:45.310 sorry, mate. And that's the thing with Netflix 00:07:45.310 --> 00:07:50.889 too these days. They'll save a show and then 00:07:50.889 --> 00:07:52.629 they'll put it on Netflix, but they're not telling 00:07:52.629 --> 00:07:55.319 you you're going to get to finish a story. Oh, 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:57.920 no, they've shunned. They'll cancel it after 00:07:57.920 --> 00:07:59.920 a season without a problem. Well, what did they 00:07:59.920 --> 00:08:02.500 pick up recently and they just never did anything 00:08:02.500 --> 00:08:06.740 with it? They saved it and they... Lucifer. Did 00:08:06.740 --> 00:08:09.459 they? They finished out Lucifer's story, but 00:08:09.459 --> 00:08:11.560 it was terrible. Yeah, no, well, they didn't 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:15.279 even finish this thing. It got one season. Can't 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:17.819 even remember the name of it. They're like, OK, 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:20.860 we'll pick it up, save it. Didn't even green 00:08:20.860 --> 00:08:23.100 light a second season. Ah, no, I'm not going 00:08:23.100 --> 00:08:31.060 to do it. Kristen Bell has been cast as Amy Rose 00:08:31.060 --> 00:08:36.500 in Sonic 4. Who's Amy Rose? The pink hedgehog. 00:08:36.940 --> 00:08:40.000 Okay. You obviously don't know your Sonic lore. 00:08:40.279 --> 00:08:42.460 Mate, I stopped playing after Sonic and Tails. 00:08:43.419 --> 00:08:45.480 Actually, no. I've got knuckles. Did you watch 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:48.720 the cartoons? Fuck no. It was too busy out there, 00:08:48.799 --> 00:08:52.159 you know, riding pushbikes, building shacks. 00:08:52.909 --> 00:08:55.490 Call yourself a fucking nerd. Watching Power 00:08:55.490 --> 00:08:58.450 Rangers in the afternoon. Fuck you. Watching 00:08:58.450 --> 00:09:00.669 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the morning. 00:09:02.309 --> 00:09:04.490 And then I had footy training. Boxing training. 00:09:04.789 --> 00:09:07.169 So fuck you. You're not a nerd. Ain't things 00:09:07.169 --> 00:09:12.649 to do. Fucking faker. Righto. Righto. Hi, this 00:09:12.649 --> 00:09:15.049 is coming from you. Oh, I don't play video games. 00:09:15.570 --> 00:09:17.490 I don't play them now because I've got kids. 00:09:17.870 --> 00:09:19.929 Wow, I've got kids. I still play video games. 00:09:20.570 --> 00:09:25.559 She's the one. I was about to say, just fuck 00:09:25.559 --> 00:09:28.799 them Stinkhouse kids. Kidding. Kidding. Joking. 00:09:28.980 --> 00:09:30.919 It's not like they watch this anyway. They don't 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:34.519 support their dad. Stephen Amell has been cast 00:09:34.519 --> 00:09:39.340 as Hobie in Fox's Baywatch reboot. So he will 00:09:39.340 --> 00:09:44.399 play Mitch's kid, Hobie. Right, okay. So, yeah. 00:09:46.019 --> 00:09:49.129 Do we get a bit old? Yeah, we'll... He's being 00:09:49.129 --> 00:09:52.389 cast in Matt Nix's Baywatch reboot for Fox. He 00:09:52.389 --> 00:09:54.730 will play the series' regular role of Hobie Buchanan, 00:09:54.830 --> 00:09:57.149 a character from the original series. The wild 00:09:57.149 --> 00:09:59.769 child Hobie Buchanan is now a Baywatch captain, 00:09:59.909 --> 00:10:01.970 following the footsteps of his legendary father, 00:10:02.269 --> 00:10:05.509 Mitch, played by the OG series' regular David 00:10:05.509 --> 00:10:09.690 Hasselhoff. The Hoff. The Hoff. So, yeah, we're 00:10:09.690 --> 00:10:12.909 getting another season of, yeah, Baywatch. Right. 00:10:13.090 --> 00:10:16.110 Apparently. Sweet. No, I won't watch it. Nah, 00:10:16.129 --> 00:10:19.679 me neither. It's going to be so PC, it's going 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:23.879 to be ridiculous. So, McKenna Grace, do you know 00:10:23.879 --> 00:10:25.580 who I'm talking about? No, I don't. You watched 00:10:25.580 --> 00:10:31.059 the two new Ghostbusters movies. Oh, Little Young 00:10:31.059 --> 00:10:33.320 Girl with the Glasses? Yep. But then she played, 00:10:33.539 --> 00:10:36.080 like, she's been acting since she was, like, 00:10:36.100 --> 00:10:37.820 knee -high to a grasshopper, and she always played, 00:10:37.860 --> 00:10:40.620 like, the blonde actress's younger self. Right. 00:10:40.799 --> 00:10:44.480 She's been around for fucking ages. So she's 00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:47.350 just been cast as Daphne. In the new Scooby -Doo. 00:10:47.450 --> 00:10:51.129 Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Who are they going 00:10:51.129 --> 00:10:54.870 to have as Scooby and Shaggy, though? Because 00:10:54.870 --> 00:10:57.789 Matthew Lila killed her. Yeah. But it looks like 00:10:57.789 --> 00:10:59.669 they're going for a younger cast. She's only... 00:10:59.669 --> 00:11:05.389 19. 18. So, yeah. You ready? How you met her? 00:11:06.529 --> 00:11:07.649 Unless you're not going to listen to me now. 00:11:07.809 --> 00:11:11.389 Not while you're recording. Yeah. She's 19 years 00:11:11.389 --> 00:11:13.809 old. There you go. She was in the latest Scream. 00:11:14.740 --> 00:11:18.039 She's been in fucking heaps. She even voiced 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:20.059 something in Pork Trot. There you go, look at 00:11:20.059 --> 00:11:24.940 that. Fucking crushed it. Big news out of Hollywood. 00:11:25.159 --> 00:11:28.840 Jason Statham has been cast as Jason Statham. 00:11:29.620 --> 00:11:33.860 The role he was born to play. Deadline reports 00:11:33.860 --> 00:11:35.840 that Statham is starring as himself in a new 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:38.639 action comedy called Jason Statham Stole My Bike. 00:11:39.500 --> 00:11:42.480 Directed by David Leitch, who directed Fall Guy. 00:11:42.960 --> 00:11:45.039 and Bullet Train, so it's going to be a romp. 00:11:45.220 --> 00:11:48.159 Between Leach's kinetic action soul and Statham's 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:51.720 lifelong commitment to being Jason Statham, this 00:11:51.720 --> 00:11:53.620 already feels like a perfect storm of chaos, 00:11:53.659 --> 00:11:58.059 comedy and fists. Let's go. I do not care about 00:11:58.059 --> 00:12:00.179 it. That's going to be so much fun. I mean, I 00:12:00.179 --> 00:12:02.320 haven't watched the last five movies Statham 00:12:02.320 --> 00:12:03.700 has been in. Because he's just playing himself. 00:12:04.019 --> 00:12:08.039 So he was destined for this role. Sure. Weird 00:12:08.039 --> 00:12:13.340 news. Draco Malfoy has a... become a bit of a 00:12:13.340 --> 00:12:16.820 mascot for the Chinese New Year. Because Malfoy 00:12:16.820 --> 00:12:20.059 apparently translates loosely to horse, which 00:12:20.059 --> 00:12:23.899 is the year of the horse, and good fortune. So 00:12:23.899 --> 00:12:27.720 there's all these banners and merchandise and 00:12:27.720 --> 00:12:30.360 shit everywhere. Draco. Draco Malfoy. Draco horse. 00:12:32.100 --> 00:12:36.539 Draco horse fortune. Fuck me to death. There's 00:12:36.539 --> 00:12:40.019 pictures of him, like just Draco's face on all 00:12:40.019 --> 00:12:42.440 these fucking red banners with gold. Chinese 00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:45.159 writing. We went to the casino last weekend for 00:12:45.159 --> 00:12:48.840 Jack's 18th. Just so happened to be the Chinese 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:53.019 New Year. Holy shit, bro. You should have seen 00:12:53.019 --> 00:12:56.519 that casino, man. There's one reason all takeaway 00:12:56.519 --> 00:12:59.159 shops are closed at the moment. Fuck. They're 00:12:59.159 --> 00:13:01.279 all partying up. I don't know whether you knew 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:03.700 this, but did you ever hear about a Scarface 00:13:03.700 --> 00:13:11.279 reboot in the works? No. No. So Diego Luna... 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:15.159 was cast as Scarface. He's no longer attached 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:18.039 to it. The actor was once linked to play Tony 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:20.940 Montana in a modern Los Angeles set reimagining, 00:13:20.940 --> 00:13:22.580 but he later confirmed that he has stepped away 00:13:22.580 --> 00:13:25.240 from the project because it's been going through 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:27.299 endless writer's delays and director changes, 00:13:27.419 --> 00:13:31.000 including a stint with Antoine Fuqua. The film 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:32.860 has been in development for years, with updates 00:13:32.860 --> 00:13:35.159 and rumours popping up now and then, but with 00:13:35.159 --> 00:13:37.279 no lead actor currently locked in, its future 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:40.590 remains uncertain. Well, I did not even know 00:13:40.590 --> 00:13:42.009 that was going to be a thing. Neither did I. 00:13:42.230 --> 00:13:44.289 I've never heard of it. I probably would have 00:13:44.289 --> 00:13:46.389 watched it if it had come out. It's like when 00:13:46.389 --> 00:13:50.649 they redid The Untouchables with Kevin Costner. 00:13:50.909 --> 00:13:52.509 I didn't mind that at all. Yeah, it was pretty 00:13:52.509 --> 00:13:55.509 good. There was another one later on. And it 00:13:55.509 --> 00:13:58.210 was, I think it was the same, I think it was 00:13:58.210 --> 00:14:01.789 around The Untouchables as well. But it had Sean 00:14:01.789 --> 00:14:06.269 Penn, it had Thanos. I forget what it was called 00:14:06.269 --> 00:14:10.710 though. But it was brutal. And it was like that 00:14:10.710 --> 00:14:14.090 50s mobsters trying to arrest the bloke and all 00:14:14.090 --> 00:14:16.710 that sort of shit. It was good. Some potentially 00:14:16.710 --> 00:14:21.850 good news. The co -creator Kevin Eastman says 00:14:21.850 --> 00:14:25.690 the R -rated live -action adaption of Teenage 00:14:25.690 --> 00:14:28.409 Mutant Ninja Turtles Last Roman has not been 00:14:28.409 --> 00:14:31.850 abandoned. I fucking hope not, dude. He's quoted 00:14:31.850 --> 00:14:34.370 in saying, I don't think the movie's off the 00:14:34.370 --> 00:14:38.149 table. It's just been delayed. Right. I think 00:14:38.149 --> 00:14:40.139 it will happen. I hope it does. A little bit 00:14:40.139 --> 00:14:44.720 of hope. I hope it does. We spoke about it last 00:14:44.720 --> 00:14:48.620 week. I want to see more of the Turtles in them 00:14:48.620 --> 00:14:52.340 suits, dude. CG be damned. Mate, you give me 00:14:52.340 --> 00:14:55.620 that last Ronin, Warner Brothers or whoever, 00:14:55.820 --> 00:14:58.059 you give me that last Ronin first, I'll go see 00:14:58.059 --> 00:15:00.919 the other shit. Is it still New Line? Whoever. 00:15:01.659 --> 00:15:03.919 Whoever's got it. Yeah. Because New Line done 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:06.240 the 90 movie and I don't know if they did the 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:09.840 2014 reboot either. I'm not sure. I'll go put 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:12.100 my butt in a seatbelt and I'll flick if I get 00:15:12.100 --> 00:15:14.080 to see that fucking R -rated. Motherfucker, you 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:16.480 show me that R -rated and I'll go see every movie 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:19.779 they put out for the next 12 months. Amen. I 00:15:19.779 --> 00:15:24.700 will fucking see that Ronan movie multiple times. 00:15:26.379 --> 00:15:28.820 Breaking news from Blumhouse and Universal Pictures. 00:15:29.299 --> 00:15:31.580 They are looking at revitalising the Halloween 00:15:31.580 --> 00:15:35.440 franchise once again. Studios are searching for 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:37.179 a new director, preferably one from the newer 00:15:37.179 --> 00:15:39.320 generation to breathe fresh life into the series. 00:15:39.419 --> 00:15:41.379 However, it remains unclear whether the upcoming 00:15:41.379 --> 00:15:44.120 project will be a sequel, reboot or a full remake 00:15:44.120 --> 00:15:46.940 of the 78 film. They just got over doing it. 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:54.200 They just did it. I don't... I don't know what... 00:15:54.839 --> 00:15:59.240 Fuck Hollywood's doing. Why do this when The 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:02.100 Last Ronin is a fresh take on a fresh story? 00:16:02.899 --> 00:16:05.519 It's right there. Go do that. So it's probably 00:16:05.519 --> 00:16:07.379 the same reason that Sony keeps bringing out 00:16:07.379 --> 00:16:10.980 Spider -Man shit. Because if they don't, they 00:16:10.980 --> 00:16:16.539 lose the fucking role. Maybe. So, worst part 00:16:16.539 --> 00:16:19.080 is, so with General Ortega leaving the Scream 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:21.320 franchise now for good because of the shit that 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:24.019 happened there. Rumours suggest that it could 00:16:24.019 --> 00:16:25.820 be a remake of John Carpenter's classic with 00:16:25.820 --> 00:16:29.639 Jenna Ortega in the lead. That's their top choice 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:32.480 for it at the moment. For the role of Laurie 00:16:32.480 --> 00:16:34.620 Strode, who was played by Jamie Lee Curtis in 00:16:34.620 --> 00:16:36.799 the OG. I mean, she's got the chops to make a 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:41.820 great screenplay. Well, she's been that for the 00:16:41.820 --> 00:16:44.200 last ten years or something, except for Wednesday. 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:47.360 Well, I mean, she turned it around from being 00:16:47.360 --> 00:16:51.799 a fucking Disney girl. She got out of that fucking... 00:16:52.250 --> 00:16:54.529 Trope. It frustrates me, though, because she 00:16:54.529 --> 00:16:58.629 looks 12 and 30. Make up your mind. When she 00:16:58.629 --> 00:17:01.970 did that bugle fat removal thing. And then shaved 00:17:01.970 --> 00:17:05.329 her eyebrows? Yeah. Look, you go do what you 00:17:05.329 --> 00:17:07.130 want to do, guys. I'm not here to judge you, 00:17:07.130 --> 00:17:10.990 but fuck. So, an interesting one. On the No Lie 00:17:10.990 --> 00:17:15.269 podcast, former President Barack Obama was talking 00:17:15.269 --> 00:17:20.670 to the host Brian Tyler Cohen? Cohen? Anyway, 00:17:20.809 --> 00:17:25.019 so... He confirmed that aliens are, in fact, 00:17:25.019 --> 00:17:28.920 real, but he's never seen one. I know. I know, 00:17:29.019 --> 00:17:32.019 too. But former President Barack Obama, who I 00:17:32.019 --> 00:17:33.559 think has been one of the best presidents of 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:36.079 America... Don't even get me started. ..and said 00:17:36.079 --> 00:17:40.339 that, yes, they're real. Flat out. You name a 00:17:40.339 --> 00:17:43.759 president, since him, and I'm going to say it, 00:17:43.839 --> 00:17:46.220 Bill Clinton was a good president as well. He 00:17:46.220 --> 00:17:49.799 got to blow out a table, but as far as I know... 00:17:50.119 --> 00:17:52.099 I'm not American, so I don't know these things, 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:55.240 but I could sit there and I could listen to Bill 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:57.140 Clinton talk and I could sit there and listen 00:17:57.140 --> 00:18:00.980 to Barack Obama talk. These other fucking just... 00:18:00.980 --> 00:18:03.359 They've had a... I'm pretty sure they're all 00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:07.720 dead. I'm pretty sure they're getting all these 00:18:07.720 --> 00:18:11.660 dead presidents in and they're just puppets and 00:18:11.660 --> 00:18:15.119 putting AI voiceovers that make no fucking sense. 00:18:15.259 --> 00:18:17.200 Well, it's crazy because I think the last... 00:18:18.069 --> 00:18:22.630 Three, basically two presidents, have been as 00:18:22.630 --> 00:18:26.630 old now as the presidents that have been in the 00:18:26.630 --> 00:18:28.849 past, that are still around, are today. Yeah. 00:18:29.470 --> 00:18:32.509 Like, they weren't even in their prime. I'm pretty 00:18:32.509 --> 00:18:34.349 sure the last two presidents have shit themselves 00:18:34.349 --> 00:18:38.910 multiple times. In front of people. In front 00:18:38.910 --> 00:18:41.130 of people. It's okay for me. I'm just a Joe Blow 00:18:41.130 --> 00:18:42.970 from Sassnock. I can shit myself. You can't be 00:18:42.970 --> 00:18:44.910 doing that as a president. Can't do that as a 00:18:44.910 --> 00:18:48.430 president? You can't say, hey, you've got to 00:18:48.430 --> 00:18:51.349 have that child and shit yourself whilst telling 00:18:51.349 --> 00:18:53.589 someone that. You can only do it if you make 00:18:53.589 --> 00:18:56.009 it a national holiday afterwards. That'd be fucking 00:18:56.009 --> 00:18:58.849 hilarious. Well, you know what that means. Shit 00:18:58.849 --> 00:19:01.730 catcher! Everyone's having their day off. Well, 00:19:02.390 --> 00:19:04.329 there you go, there's another holiday. So the 00:19:04.329 --> 00:19:07.829 last bit I have is rumour. Rumour has it that 00:19:07.829 --> 00:19:11.809 Fox McLeod from Star Fox will appear in the Mario 00:19:11.809 --> 00:19:15.359 Brothers. What is it called? Super Mario Galaxy. 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:19.779 Super Mario Galaxy. Yeah. Good. There's a scene 00:19:19.779 --> 00:19:22.380 in a new teaser where you see the leg of somebody, 00:19:22.579 --> 00:19:25.900 and they're like... Star Fox boots. Yeah. Fair. 00:19:26.019 --> 00:19:29.160 Which is cool if it opens up like a Nintendo 00:19:29.160 --> 00:19:32.539 shared universe. You'd have to if you're going 00:19:32.539 --> 00:19:36.940 Galaxy, though. Surely. Surely. Recast Chris 00:19:36.940 --> 00:19:40.799 Pratt, though. Fuck that guy. Dead by Daylight. 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:42.559 Have you played that game? You haven't because 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:45.230 you're a douchebag. Uh, film is in the works 00:19:45.230 --> 00:19:48.869 with James Wan attached yet again. It's all about 00:19:48.869 --> 00:20:02.289 work. Is this... You unemployed bum. You fucking 00:20:02.289 --> 00:20:06.130 dead -set glorified button pusher. Go to sleep. 00:20:06.430 --> 00:20:10.309 How long are you at work for a day? How far are 00:20:10.309 --> 00:20:12.210 you... How long are you away from home a day? 00:20:13.289 --> 00:20:15.210 What time do you start? When do you leave and 00:20:15.210 --> 00:20:17.890 when do you get home? I leave at 8 and I get 00:20:17.890 --> 00:20:21.569 home at 3 .30. What time did you finish work 00:20:21.569 --> 00:20:24.769 today? I didn't work today. I did. I took my 00:20:24.769 --> 00:20:27.829 wife to the hospital. Here we go. Here we go. 00:20:27.890 --> 00:20:33.710 Are you going to tell the people? Fuck wit. She 00:20:33.710 --> 00:20:37.849 joined the club. Yesterday. Are you a member 00:20:37.849 --> 00:20:42.029 of that club? I am. Yeah! Three times over. Sick. 00:20:42.649 --> 00:20:46.829 Anyway, they had to diagnose me somehow. I got 00:20:46.829 --> 00:20:49.769 up at 3 o 'clock yesterday morning. I got home 00:20:49.769 --> 00:20:52.630 at 5. How many movies did you watch at work? 00:20:53.210 --> 00:20:56.710 None. Wow. How much editing did you get done? 00:20:57.089 --> 00:21:02.009 A little bit. So, hang on a minute. You go to 00:21:02.009 --> 00:21:04.829 work and you don't do anything. I go to work 00:21:04.829 --> 00:21:07.769 and I do the work I'm paid for and extra work 00:21:07.769 --> 00:21:14.640 for this shit. you told me you made the mistake 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:17.559 I used to think you worked so hard and then I 00:21:17.559 --> 00:21:19.700 take the good with the bad I take the good with 00:21:19.700 --> 00:21:21.700 the bad there's some days where I can sit around 00:21:21.700 --> 00:21:24.200 and do not a whole lot there's other days where 00:21:24.200 --> 00:21:30.400 I'm in season 3 I wonder why I make you look 00:21:30.400 --> 00:21:33.480 like a cunt on the fucking camera you don't you 00:21:33.480 --> 00:21:36.029 try but I come off looking like Fucking roses. 00:21:36.150 --> 00:21:37.890 I haven't watched the latest episode. No, I haven't 00:21:37.890 --> 00:21:40.450 not yet. Good farting, eh? Is there you piece 00:21:40.450 --> 00:21:42.490 of shit? You said you were going to delete that. 00:21:42.809 --> 00:21:44.950 No, I didn't. Because you did it. Fucking arsehole. 00:21:45.069 --> 00:21:49.529 Fucking sentence. Anyway. We thought Good Omens 00:21:49.529 --> 00:21:53.809 was finished. No. You didn't think it was finished? 00:21:54.210 --> 00:21:56.730 No, I didn't like it. I watched the first two 00:21:56.730 --> 00:21:59.349 episodes. Dude. No, you need to re -watch that. 00:21:59.650 --> 00:22:03.869 Too campy. For mine. Yeah, okay. Alright. It 00:22:03.869 --> 00:22:09.660 is fun. So we are getting a one episode season 00:22:09.660 --> 00:22:13.839 three. Right. It will premiere on May 13th on 00:22:13.839 --> 00:22:15.900 Prime Video. We'll mark the series finale. Instead 00:22:15.900 --> 00:22:17.839 of a full season, the story will conclude in 00:22:17.839 --> 00:22:20.759 one extended 90 -minute episode. David Tennant 00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:23.160 and Michael Sheen return one last time as Crowley 00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:26.440 and Aziraphale. Their unlikely demon and angel 00:22:26.440 --> 00:22:28.680 partnership has defined the show, blending humour, 00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:32.299 heart and... apocalyptic stakes. So was it cancelled 00:22:32.299 --> 00:22:36.579 because of Neil Gaiman? Yeah. So that was pulled 00:22:36.579 --> 00:22:39.140 out. The finale is set to wrap up lingering storylines 00:22:39.140 --> 00:22:41.160 with emotional depth and closure. Fans expect 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:43.380 sharp dialogue, celestial tension and one final 00:22:43.380 --> 00:22:45.220 test of loyalty between heaven, hell and earth. 00:22:45.619 --> 00:22:48.140 The episode was co -written by Neil Gaiman who 00:22:48.140 --> 00:22:52.359 was later exited following allegations of sexual 00:22:52.359 --> 00:22:55.000 misconduct. The focus now shifts on delivering 00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:57.640 a meaningful conclusion for long time viewers. 00:22:58.210 --> 00:23:00.869 Dude, look, I didn't like how season two ended. 00:23:00.910 --> 00:23:04.410 I don't like the fact I'm not a homophobe at 00:23:04.410 --> 00:23:07.089 the best time at all. Oh, that didn't worry me. 00:23:07.230 --> 00:23:09.809 No, but that pissed me off. I hate when they 00:23:09.809 --> 00:23:12.269 do this. I hate when they do the same old fucking 00:23:12.269 --> 00:23:15.910 shit. Why couldn't they just be two men who have 00:23:15.910 --> 00:23:18.769 lived together for their entirety of existence 00:23:18.769 --> 00:23:21.630 and are the best of mates that have ever existed? 00:23:21.809 --> 00:23:24.849 They love each other with all their heart, but 00:23:24.849 --> 00:23:27.369 they had to turn it into a sexual thing at the 00:23:27.369 --> 00:23:31.099 end. The same thing that I fucking hate when 00:23:31.099 --> 00:23:34.359 they put a male and a female together and they're 00:23:34.359 --> 00:23:36.059 like, oh, they can't be friends, they have to 00:23:36.059 --> 00:23:41.440 fuck. No, they don't. That's why I still think... 00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:48.019 We do this long enough. Maybe. But the thing 00:23:48.019 --> 00:23:52.980 that makes Guardians 3 epic is the fact that 00:23:52.980 --> 00:23:55.940 they didn't go for the low -hanging fruit. Gamora 00:23:55.940 --> 00:23:58.539 and Star -Lord didn't fall in love again. But 00:23:58.539 --> 00:24:01.559 some people want that. They're idiots. That's 00:24:01.559 --> 00:24:04.500 the lowest hanging fruit of a story tale. Like, 00:24:04.500 --> 00:24:07.579 of a story. Oh, look, they're falling in love. 00:24:07.599 --> 00:24:11.119 No! Fuck it! I wanted to like that show because, 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:14.319 you know, I hadn't read a lot of Gaiman, but 00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:17.920 I liked Gaiman. Mm -hmm. I know you do. Mm -hmm. 00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:22.440 I like the Gaiman. I mean... Potentially a fuckwit. 00:24:22.460 --> 00:24:24.700 I don't know. I don't think anything's been concrete 00:24:24.700 --> 00:24:27.259 yet, but I'm not saying that I want to... I don't 00:24:27.259 --> 00:24:29.380 know his personal life. His professional life. 00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:31.160 He's one of the greatest writers that has ever 00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:34.539 lived. I like what I read. And, yeah, I don't 00:24:34.539 --> 00:24:37.599 know. Just the show came off a bit campy to me. 00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:39.819 It's not a bad thing. It just wasn't my style. 00:24:40.119 --> 00:24:43.579 Right. I think you should get another show. It 00:24:43.579 --> 00:24:46.180 is good. It is really good. But that's all my 00:24:46.180 --> 00:24:49.000 news for you, my friend. Beautiful. We've got 00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:52.109 a couple of trailers to check out. We're going 00:24:52.109 --> 00:24:56.329 to start with the mummy. Oh, dude, that popped 00:24:56.329 --> 00:24:59.250 up the other day. I didn't watch it, though. 00:24:59.589 --> 00:25:05.430 I'm a good boy. Good boy, though. Can I get two 00:25:05.430 --> 00:25:07.910 slices of pizza? No. No. Of course, honey. No. 00:25:08.250 --> 00:25:12.490 You never, ever finish two. Hello? Mr. and Mrs. 00:25:12.609 --> 00:25:15.150 Cannon. I'm Deputy Chief for the U .S. Embassy. 00:25:16.210 --> 00:25:21.130 Your daughter, Katie, has been found. She's alive. 00:25:29.849 --> 00:25:32.250 It's very important you fully prepare yourself 00:25:32.250 --> 00:25:38.109 for what you're about to see. No sudden moves. 00:25:40.509 --> 00:26:00.480 No loud noises. She's been missing for eight 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:05.059 years. What was our daughter doing in a 3 ,000 00:26:05.059 --> 00:26:09.319 -year -old sarcophagus? She just needs our care 00:26:09.319 --> 00:26:14.480 and lots of love. How many others were found? 00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:24.440 57. How many of them were still alive? What happened 00:26:24.440 --> 00:26:32.019 to Katie? What really happened to her? Say something. 00:26:33.380 --> 00:27:33.829 Say something. watch list. All these people need 00:27:33.829 --> 00:27:36.910 to be in fucking jail. Who's thinking of this 00:27:36.910 --> 00:27:42.529 shit? Check their fucking hard drives. Why did 00:27:42.529 --> 00:27:46.690 she have to be eight? It's fucking fucked up, 00:27:46.710 --> 00:27:50.130 isn't it? You haven't watched Bring It Back? 00:27:50.150 --> 00:27:56.690 No! There's a reason why. Yeah. Anyway, something 00:27:56.690 --> 00:28:01.549 to lighten the mood. Toy Story 5. to be your 00:28:01.549 --> 00:28:06.269 beloved bride. Yeah! I now pronounce you husband 00:28:06.269 --> 00:28:14.210 and knife. Who poisoned the maid of honor? Bonnie, 00:28:14.970 --> 00:28:18.269 there's a package for you. Oh, thank you, thank 00:28:18.269 --> 00:28:23.990 you. Hi there, I'm Lilypad. Let's play. Extinction, 00:28:24.109 --> 00:28:30.130 not again. Bonnie, screen time's over now. Okay. 00:28:30.809 --> 00:28:33.109 I want to talk to you, device. Please, call me 00:28:33.109 --> 00:28:35.650 Lily. Me and the toys have been working all summer 00:28:35.650 --> 00:28:37.630 to try and get Bonnie to make friends. Yeah. 00:28:37.670 --> 00:28:39.710 But then you had to ruin it. Got it. You're not 00:28:39.710 --> 00:28:42.589 even listening to me. I'm always listening. See? 00:28:42.789 --> 00:28:44.210 Now look here. Me and the toys have been working 00:28:44.210 --> 00:28:48.509 all summer. No, in Spanish. What? Hey, I got 00:28:48.509 --> 00:28:53.049 dibs on behind the dresser. Lily! Jessie? Hello? 00:28:53.849 --> 00:28:56.430 Is it as bad out there for toys as they say it 00:28:56.430 --> 00:28:58.890 is? We're finding more abandoned toys each day. 00:28:59.109 --> 00:29:03.839 What? Tech's invaded our house too. I don't know, 00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:08.579 Jesse. Toys are for play, but tech is for everything. 00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:17.839 I'm losing Bonnie to this device. Came here as 00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:19.700 fast as I could. Why are you wearing a dress, 00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:24.000 Woody? It's called a poncho, Forky. Someone needs 00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:27.000 a brown marker. Halt! Who goes there? Whoa, whoa, 00:29:27.000 --> 00:29:31.329 whoa. I come in peace. It's been too long, cowboy. 00:29:31.589 --> 00:29:33.789 What are you? Some sort of old man toy? What? 00:29:33.990 --> 00:29:36.390 She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody. 00:29:36.630 --> 00:29:38.630 Bonnie needs help from someone at least from 00:29:38.630 --> 00:29:45.009 the same century. So long, toy. We're gonna need 00:29:45.009 --> 00:29:54.730 backup. No way. She's getting away, boss! Our 00:29:54.730 --> 00:29:59.150 mission on this planet is to make a child happy. 00:30:02.829 --> 00:30:06.990 Barney still needs us. Come on, Bullseye! Buzz, 00:30:07.089 --> 00:30:09.069 you stay here. I'm going with them. You don't 00:30:09.069 --> 00:30:14.789 think I can do it? Yes! No! Nice poncho. It's 00:30:14.789 --> 00:30:17.130 good to see them fighting again. It sure is. 00:30:22.730 --> 00:30:30.210 I don't like Toy Story. Why? Why? Because that 00:30:30.210 --> 00:30:32.789 kid is going to become a teenager one day. Yes. 00:30:33.829 --> 00:30:39.190 Andy... Andy became a teenager. He sits in his 00:30:39.190 --> 00:30:41.349 room fapping it and all them toys can't look 00:30:41.349 --> 00:30:48.190 away. They can't look away. He's Louis C. Kane 00:30:48.190 --> 00:30:50.650 all over the fucking place and no one can look 00:30:50.650 --> 00:30:54.869 away. All them toys are just stuck. They can't 00:30:54.869 --> 00:30:58.460 even move their face. They can't move. They can't 00:30:58.460 --> 00:31:00.240 look away. Because if they look away, he's going 00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:07.839 to see. And then he's going to get cancer. I 00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:09.680 get what you're putting in. Yeah. Because if 00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:12.259 he sees the move, he gets cancer. That's why 00:31:12.259 --> 00:31:16.880 you don't see Sid anymore. Yeah. They're the 00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:18.880 only franchise where every movie gets better 00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:20.920 than the last. You're a fucking liar. I'm not? 00:31:21.140 --> 00:31:24.680 Yeah. You just lied. Bare face. Just like the 00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:29.519 rope last week. You don't like them. You just 00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:32.359 carry on like a fuckwit or you don't like them 00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:35.839 forever? First one's great. That's it? Then kids 00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:37.559 grow up and leave all their toys that were so 00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:39.819 loyal to them for years and they just leave them 00:31:39.819 --> 00:31:42.680 out for everybody else. Look at this. Look at 00:31:42.680 --> 00:31:45.259 this shit. See that? I want to know how I've 00:31:45.259 --> 00:31:49.339 probably had that for probably six years. Don't 00:31:49.339 --> 00:31:51.480 see me moving on from my toys like fucking Andy 00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:53.920 does or Bonnie does or all the motherfucking 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:57.119 shitbag kids do. I know I did. You're an asshole 00:31:57.119 --> 00:31:59.819 and you think the road's going up. I bet you 00:31:59.819 --> 00:32:03.079 did not buy any of those or have any of those 00:32:03.079 --> 00:32:05.640 as a gift when you were a kid. That's all adult 00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:09.779 shit right there. All my kid toys are in David's 00:32:09.779 --> 00:32:14.799 shed. Yeah, no, I sold them. I've even got a 00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:24.019 Knights jersey from 1997. Um, I fucking love 00:32:24.019 --> 00:32:27.420 the Toy Story movies, man. It's like cars. No 00:32:27.420 --> 00:32:29.740 one sits there and says, oh, hang on a minute, 00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:31.779 Mater's a serial killer and he's living with 00:32:31.779 --> 00:32:34.440 a bunch of fucking corpses. I do like all these 00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:38.880 fucking reimaginings. They're funny. He is living 00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:43.460 in a yard with dead bodies everywhere. I know. 00:32:44.259 --> 00:32:48.400 He goes and collects the bodies. I know. He's 00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:50.779 basically Winston out of fucking John Wick. I 00:32:50.779 --> 00:32:57.410 know. Savages. Savages. Anyway. Oh, let me guess. 00:32:57.430 --> 00:32:59.329 Another animated show, is it? No. I've never 00:32:59.329 --> 00:33:03.329 heard of poppers. Hey, how is it? It's fine. 00:33:03.349 --> 00:33:05.210 I just wanted to pick you your favorite food. 00:33:05.930 --> 00:33:10.029 Steak's not my favorite food. Okay. And what 00:33:10.029 --> 00:33:13.269 is your favorite food? Ceviche. Ceviche? Fuck 00:33:13.269 --> 00:33:16.509 yeah. Reasons. Just pretend. Please don't do 00:33:16.509 --> 00:33:23.839 this. Please don't do this. Dude, have you not 00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:28.660 been watching Shrieking? This is a movie. Just 00:33:28.660 --> 00:33:37.880 watch. Are you watching? You just missed it. 00:33:44.319 --> 00:33:47.119 This is directed by one of the lowly armor fellas. 00:33:54.890 --> 00:33:56.849 You just tried to kill me. Because all you do 00:33:56.849 --> 00:34:00.109 is criticize me. And your stupid accent. It's 00:34:00.109 --> 00:34:02.089 like British cross with the devil. Well, your 00:34:02.089 --> 00:34:07.190 plan sucks. Your plan is to just shoot me? I 00:34:07.190 --> 00:34:09.050 was being nice about it. You would have been 00:34:09.050 --> 00:34:13.309 unconscious. Because I am considerate. Oh, my 00:34:13.309 --> 00:34:19.309 God. Please, stop. Stop it. Oh, fuck it. You 00:34:19.309 --> 00:34:23.880 mean the old phone? In a relationship. The key 00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:39.400 is finding ways to keep things fresh. Oh, fuck 00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:41.239 off. They're never going to buy your bullshit. 00:34:41.380 --> 00:34:42.880 They're going to see somebody just pretending 00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:46.840 to care. Like you can do any better. She should 00:34:46.840 --> 00:34:49.219 have been back by now. What's up? Can you please 00:34:49.219 --> 00:34:50.579 do something? Can you please help? She's not 00:34:50.579 --> 00:34:52.260 just gone. Oh my God, there's so much blood. 00:34:52.650 --> 00:34:54.949 Heaven has another angel. Don't walk into the 00:34:54.949 --> 00:34:57.050 light. Come down from heaven and save her. Heaven 00:34:57.050 --> 00:35:00.750 isn't ready for you. Oh, God. Oh, God. She was 00:35:00.750 --> 00:35:07.929 so beautiful in life. Yeah. All right. Hang on. 00:35:07.949 --> 00:35:11.170 Watch that. Motherfucker. Steven Seagal is... 00:35:11.170 --> 00:35:16.110 Steven Seagal. Jason Seagal is acting opposite 00:35:16.110 --> 00:35:20.039 Han... Fucking solo, bro. Yeah, I know. I haven't 00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:22.059 seen it. One of the greatest shows that have 00:35:22.059 --> 00:35:24.139 ever been made. We fucking established last week 00:35:24.139 --> 00:35:25.760 that you haven't watched half the shit that I've 00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:27.480 fucking watched either, so don't be a queer cunt 00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:31.679 about it. But yours are anime. They're not. Name 00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:34.280 one. I mentioned one anime last week. It wasn't 00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:36.639 even anime. It was an American animation. It's 00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:38.460 a cartoon. It's different. So you want me to 00:35:38.460 --> 00:35:39.980 watch American stuff, but you don't want me to 00:35:39.980 --> 00:35:44.119 say American words. No, I don't. You're Australian. 00:35:44.659 --> 00:35:47.210 You're allowed to enjoy other cultures. It's 00:35:47.210 --> 00:35:50.369 called Dune, everybody. It's... Dune. That's 00:35:50.369 --> 00:35:55.489 a J. Starts with a... Dune. You're saying... 00:35:55.489 --> 00:35:57.750 Not Dune. You're saying... You're saying Dune. 00:35:57.929 --> 00:36:04.010 Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Fuck me. Dune. Sand Dunes. 00:36:04.289 --> 00:36:13.250 Duke. Dumb. I'm fucking tired of this shit. How 00:36:13.250 --> 00:36:17.059 many more fucking trailers have we got? What 00:36:17.059 --> 00:36:19.400 have we got there? Two more. So we're not watching 00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:22.360 hoppers. Why have we got normal twice? Because, 00:36:22.539 --> 00:36:24.500 fucking, I'm not quick enough to reach over because 00:36:24.500 --> 00:36:26.179 you didn't bring the fucking charging cable. 00:36:26.219 --> 00:36:29.860 Well, maybe if you told me to bring it. You come 00:36:29.860 --> 00:36:32.739 down here and set up. Yeah, but that was working. 00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:43.079 Oh, you left it on? Maybe. Fuck you. Maybe. Why 00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:46.500 are you here? I used to be a regular sheriff. 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:49.380 I walked through life with my head held high. 00:36:49.539 --> 00:36:51.980 I got shot. I kind of stopped trusting my instincts. 00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:55.860 Death comes for us all, don't it, lawman? You've 00:36:55.860 --> 00:36:58.000 been listening to my internal monologue, haven't 00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:03.019 you? I took a sheriff job in a little town called 00:37:03.019 --> 00:37:06.559 Normal, Minnesota. Weather advisory, a winter 00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:09.480 storm threatening later this week. Reports of 00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:12.960 two assholes screaming at each other. Separate! 00:37:13.139 --> 00:37:17.559 Separate! People seem friendly enough. Whoa, 00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:20.860 $16 .8 million. Where the hell did this town 00:37:20.860 --> 00:37:23.019 get that kind of money? Community really came 00:37:23.019 --> 00:37:29.019 together on that one. Yeah, I would say. Is that 00:37:29.019 --> 00:37:31.079 a police scanner you got? You keeping tabs on 00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:38.539 me? Yes, sir. This is a hell of an armory. Did 00:37:38.539 --> 00:37:42.260 she catch that? Yeah, it's my one trick. What 00:37:42.260 --> 00:37:44.900 do you think of our little town? It's, um, charming. 00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:52.500 Bones. Oh, shit. Keep your eyes where I can see 00:37:52.500 --> 00:37:55.179 them! If you don't play this right, we're gonna 00:37:55.179 --> 00:38:00.679 have a massacre in there. I say we play the hand 00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:03.079 that's been dealt to all of us. And maybe you 00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:05.139 get to keep the rest of your goddamn fingers. 00:38:08.619 --> 00:38:10.619 You could build a whole new life here in normal. 00:38:12.139 --> 00:38:23.840 We really celebrate the community. What is wrong 00:38:23.840 --> 00:39:16.179 with you people? Nothing to see here. Was it? 00:39:16.179 --> 00:39:20.679 Yeah. I haven't watched Better Call Saul either. 00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:28.239 I heard good genes. See? If you put your hand 00:39:28.239 --> 00:39:29.360 in front of me right now, I'll probably stab 00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:37.139 it. Pussy. There it was. Copped it sweet. I didn't 00:39:37.139 --> 00:39:39.420 even have to spit on that then. I've talked about 00:39:39.420 --> 00:39:41.519 this. Are you going to put pressure on? I've 00:39:41.519 --> 00:39:48.809 talked about this. You're a fuckwit. Hello. The 00:39:48.809 --> 00:39:51.210 final decision on the timing of D -Day will be 00:39:51.210 --> 00:39:55.429 mine, and mine alone. Fuckin' hell, this is the 00:39:55.429 --> 00:39:58.710 renaissance of Brendan Fraser. Call General Eisenhower. 00:39:59.150 --> 00:40:02.809 He's back, baby. Cute. Tiger was a training up, 00:40:02.849 --> 00:40:07.670 dress rehearsal for D -Day. They walked right 00:40:07.670 --> 00:40:13.130 into it. Yep. One mistake. Just that one mistake. 00:40:13.610 --> 00:40:16.409 I can't. You have to stop doing this to yourself. 00:40:16.929 --> 00:40:22.750 What's done is done. Group Captain Dr. James 00:40:22.750 --> 00:40:24.849 Stagg here at the express request of General 00:40:24.849 --> 00:40:27.250 Eisenhower. Do we have a date yet for the invasion, 00:40:27.349 --> 00:40:31.650 sir? D -Day is in 61 hours from now. This is 00:40:31.650 --> 00:40:35.829 the largest seaborne invasion in history. Fate 00:40:35.829 --> 00:40:38.889 of the war. Thousands of lives hinge on this. 00:40:39.090 --> 00:40:43.619 I need a forecast. Churchill tells me you're 00:40:43.619 --> 00:40:45.920 the best meteorologist in the country. Get me 00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:48.260 the latest readings from every single base within 00:40:48.260 --> 00:40:50.739 2 ,000 miles of Normandy. The invasion is confirmed 00:40:50.739 --> 00:40:53.820 for Monday. Monday. Monday. Monster truck rally. 00:40:54.659 --> 00:40:58.159 We are faced with a succession of two aggressive 00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:01.719 storms. Are you absolutely certain? D -Day will 00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:04.219 be calm and sunny. I couldn't disagree with that 00:41:04.219 --> 00:41:12.500 more. If D -Day is cancelled, we will lose this 00:41:12.500 --> 00:41:18.280 war. The final decision on the timing of D -Day 00:41:18.280 --> 00:41:23.039 will be mine, and mine alone. If you invade tomorrow, 00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:27.960 they're going to be washed away. 300 ,000 men 00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:31.039 with families that they may never see again! 00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:36.480 Why should I trust you? We must face the Vat! 00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:44.199 The Vat! However frightening they may be! If 00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:46.639 we delay, the enemy will be ready and waiting. 00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:49.119 They'll slaughter every single last one of us. 00:41:57.820 --> 00:42:03.239 The storms that I'm talking about are real. And 00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:22.860 the wrath of nature is real. The, yeah. That 00:42:22.860 --> 00:42:26.179 one, yeah, I went all about that in high school. 00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:29.579 I don't think I want to watch that. Interesting 00:42:29.579 --> 00:42:34.340 angle they're taking out at the end. Facts. Leather 00:42:34.340 --> 00:42:37.139 predictions and all that kind of stuff. Something 00:42:37.139 --> 00:42:40.139 that I never kind of... Six miles. Six miles 00:42:40.139 --> 00:42:42.239 or something. Six kilometers. Something like 00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:48.179 that. Fuck. Shit. Anyway. What have they done 00:42:48.179 --> 00:42:51.110 that one for? because I didn't know what it was 00:42:51.110 --> 00:42:53.610 about. I just saw Brendan Fraser. Literally, 00:42:53.750 --> 00:42:56.090 I had four trailers and I was like, okay, search 00:42:56.090 --> 00:42:58.250 trailers. Oh, Brendan Fraser. Okay, we'll get 00:42:58.250 --> 00:43:09.269 on. Gold. Yeah. Hmm. But anyway. It's only news 00:43:09.269 --> 00:43:12.250 I got for you. What are you doing? You won't 00:43:12.250 --> 00:43:14.929 have to worry about the fan. We'll just be going 00:43:14.929 --> 00:43:20.269 off the camera. What happened, Jeremy? I guess 00:43:20.269 --> 00:43:27.550 I missed the recording button. When? What segment 00:43:27.550 --> 00:43:35.010 did we miss? This whole pop culture news. Fuck 00:43:35.010 --> 00:43:42.030 my life. Anyway, thanks for joining us, guys. 00:43:42.429 --> 00:43:44.530 Sorry you can't hear us. Like, comment, subscribe. 00:43:45.030 --> 00:43:48.190 Follow along! Please tell everybody we're having 00:43:48.190 --> 00:43:49.869 so much fun doing this, guys, and we really love 00:43:49.869 --> 00:43:52.070 doing it. Love, Pease, Chicken Grease. Bye.