From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name's Stretch.
And I'm Clint, and this is Prevailing Strange.
Welcome back guys to our week in review, where
Clint and I get to share our thoughts on some
of the content that we've checked out this week.
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it. Have you checked out this week, buddy? Yeah,
first. I'll go first. I haven't done a lot. You've
put up a shed, though, haven't you? Not completely.
I've been scratching my brains with other things
at the moment, like a campaign for us to play.
Dude, it sounds so much fun. I can't wait. Yeah,
sometimes things come up and I can't put them
down. I don't have time to watch. Anyway. Do
you think he may have ADHD? Well, they reckon
Landon does. Reminds me a lot of him and me at
that age. Well, I think Logan has autism, so
weird because he's just exactly like me. I watched
Avatar 3 on Saturday. That's why we work so well.
Yeah. I watched Avatar 3 last Saturday and it
was great. I've also watched Olympus Has Fallen.
Yeah, I'm just going to glaze over that because
I'll talk about another movie that we watched
last night later on. And I watched Olympus Has
Fallen and then I continued to watch London Has
Fallen and then Angel Has Fallen. And all I've
got to say is Gerard Butler hurts a lot of people
in that show. Yeah. A lot of people. Right. Some
quite graphically. And it's a series of movies
that doesn't get spoken about enough, I don't
think. Yeah, I haven't seen them. Doesn't surprise
me. What about you, mate? Some things that are
probably going to make your eyes glaze over.
I started Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2, first three
episodes. Very exciting. Jack was actually talking
about that in the shop the other day. It got
me intrigued. Yeah, no, it's very good. Has he
told you about the characters at all? No, he
said one of his favourite characters is in that
show, though. Black short hair. Mucky. That sounds
a bit right. Maybe. I don't know. There's a few
that. Apparently you could show. The Japanese.
So there's a few with black short hair. Racist.
The main character was a bit of a, I don't know,
I guess he had ADHD or something like that. And
he was part of like the AV club. And the AV club
was looking into paranormal stuff, which just
so happened to be real. I like paranormal. So
the whole thing is cursed spirits, demons. So
it's not about jujitsu at all? No. It's not jujitsu.
It's jujitsu. I don't know why I looked into
the fan like it was the camera. I think it's
because it's got the two lines and they look
like two eyes that are looking at me the same
way, like, really? Look. Look at it. Judgmental
eyes. Yeah. So, yeah, no, everyone's got powers
based on how they use spirits' cursed energy.
Let's go back to the jujitsu. Jujitsu. What the
fuck is jujitsu? I don't know. Is it like jujitsu
for people that can't fucking spell? Well, jujitsu.
Jujitsu is a Japanese system of unarmed combat
and physical training. We know that one. Yes.
Jujitsu can be translated as gentle, soft, supple,
flexible, pliable, or yielding. Supple. And jutsu
can be translated as art or technique. Supple
technique. So the yielding art. Of supple technique.
And kaisen means, or jujitsu kaisen means, roughly
translated to sorcery fight or cursed technique
battle. That makes more sense. Yeah. But you
said it was jujitsu. Jujitsu, no, not jujitsu.
Jujitsu is the fighting technique. That's J -U
-J -I. Yeah, but that you said. Jiu -jitsu. Yeah.
J -U -J -U -T -I -S -U. Two different words.
But isn't it unarmed fighting? That's why I said
jiu -jitsu was unarmed fighting technique. Jiu
-jitsu is the subtle art of? Supple. Supple art
of, yeah. Yes. I like that word. Supple is a
great word. I watched Oceans 11, 12 and 13. Okay,
we're just going to skip past what we're talking
about. You said Jujutsu Kaisen. Yeah, and we
were talking about it and I was going to tell
you about the main character. Okay. So he's a
bit kind of. Sorry. So they're looking into paranormal
stuff and they find something paranormal going
down. So you have these curse technique users,
there's good guys, bad guys and stuff, come to
neutralise this threat and it has to do with.
there is the remains or what we call the relics
of this powerful kind of jujutsu user or curse
technique user from thousands of years ago. And
these spirits are trying to find the body parts
for him. Well, this kid's answer to in this whole
situation is to, it's a finger. He eats it. And
then thus him becoming the new vessel for this
big bad guy and him getting embroiled in this
whole world. You know, classic anime style. But
basically he just, yeah, he uses, everyone's
got like all these techniques that they use these
cursed items with and he just uses his fists.
It's a cursed item. Have a look at that and just
tell me about it, can you? Where you got spit
on it? Trying to swallow it. Now I'm going to
have to go and fuck it. Sit on it. Either or.
Look, it sounds cool. It's cool, and it has some
really cool visuals. Let me guess, is there a
motorbike sliding to a stop at a 90 -degree angle
to the road? There is not. Holy shit. That does
show up in a lot of places, so I can think of
you. Fucking nearly every anime that's ever been
created. And other things. I'm pretty sure I've
seen Ung do that with Upper. Probably. Maybe.
I watched Oceans 11, 12, and 13. It still holds
up. Need I say more? I like the end of Oceans
13. There's a little jab where he's like, George
Clooney says to Brad Pitt, you know, you should
settle down and have a couple of kids. Because
that's what he was doing at that time, him and
Angelina going and kidnapping all these kids
from over in different countries. So it was like
a little jab. Now none of his kids talk to him
because apparently he's a piece of shit. No,
no, no, I don't know. But that joke was probably
the only bit that didn't land because I've got
children. What about you? Also watched a couple
of episodes of Dan to Dan. I watched The Tower
with Ben Stiller. Have you ever watched The Tower?
No. You should. I'm too busy watching anime.
The Tower is a good movie. It's funny and it's
cool. Anyway, what about you? And then I went
to watch Freerun's Beyond Journey's End Season
2, Episode 1, but it's only out in subbed, so
I didn't watch it. I started watching Barry.
It's actually a pretty interesting concept. Barry?
No, Freeran. I thought we moved on from that.
No, we didn't. I'm going to tell you about it.
Okay. So she's an elf, a magic practitioner,
so very kind of fantasy, which I know you fucking
love. So they were a party and they beat the
big bad and the world went on. It's her coming
to terms with the fact that everybody that she's
known, humans, dwarves. They're all kind of passed
and passed away and her view on time is completely
different because she lives for thousands of
years and it's her kind of coming to terms with
the fact that. I'm listening. You're fucking
not giving me anything. I'm listening. I don't
know. It's pretty heartfelt, the fact that she's
kind of reminiscing on this, what she kind of
missed out on because she was too busy. Looking
forward to the next thing, even though her life
is measured out in centuries where, you know,
she potentially missed something special. This
is Dan to Dan still? No, Freerun. Freerun. Freerun.
But, yeah, Barry seems to be pretty funny. I
think he needs to have more lead roles because
he is just hilarious. I watched season one and
didn't watch season two. Why not? I just didn't
get around to it. It was good, but, like, not
compelling enough to pick up the second season.
Oh, really? Okay. Well, maybe I'll stop watching
it then. What's up to you? You find shit compelling.
Like Freerun? Freerun. Dan to Dan? You know this
is a podcast where we have conversations right
and you don't just fucking glaze your eyes over
your quick one? It makes it kind of hard for
me to talk about stuff. Yeah, but I watch good
shit and you watch shit like the fucking moon
landing. That's your opinion. We both have our
own opinions. It's just mine's right. The difference
is I'm a good enough friend that I listen to
you. You wonder why I don't get around to build
a shed. You hurt my feelings. Well, I'm going
to tell Mitch where you said that too because
you don't get him around neither. He hasn't asked
me. Do you want me to get my phone, motherfucker?
He hasn't asked. When we went for dinner the
other night, he said that you had to call him
next time you're working on the shed. I don't
think he did. In person. Not call him in person,
but he said that in person. Maybe. Enough. No,
he did. No, literally. I've been doing like an
hour here, an hour there in the rain sometimes.
If only you knew friends that were in a five
-minute drive from you. No. You don't know people
that are in a five -minute drive from you? Honestly,
you would have been standing around watching
me. Like this. That's some hot sauce. What else
have you watched? Conversation where we have
back and forth, not just give me a glazed over
look. Yeah, I'm hurt. Oh, okay. No, we went and
seen Avatar last night. Yeah, we did. Avatar
3. I went and seen it again. See, this cunt will
talk about it because. You know, we both went
and seen it. Hey, but did I talk about it when
you hadn't seen it? No. Because I'm a good friend.
I went and seen it twice without you. Yeah, but
since the last show, before this show. But I
didn't tell you about it last night, did I? On
our way over. No, you told me about it on the
way there, the fact that you had already seen
the fucking thing. And I still signed on to go
again because it is just that good. And look,
it came out December 16, so it's been out of
time. Now, we were in Extreme Screen. Extreme
Screen, yeah. In the D -Box seats, which we probably
won't do again. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. I
liked the vibration in the butthole. It was different.
I wouldn't see it for every movie. Dude, the
arrows, man, were punching me in the door. The
fucking gunshots. Yeah. Like I had to hold my
titty sometimes because I was going to get slapped.
The popcorn fell off my chair. I've seen that.
You fucking, oh, your butt reflects like a steel
trap. Great catch. Thank you. Anyway, this movie
still packed out an extreme screen screening
to the point where we had stupid fucking teeny
boppers that we were going to headbutt. Jeremy
even had words. Sensational film. The whole time
you need to, well, you don't need to keep reminding
yourself, but you say to yourself, that shit's
not there. None of it is there. There was a particular
scene when Corrich was in the tent with the female
leader of the Ash. Varung. Varung. And there's
the dappled sunlight on her skin. And I thought
that scene was fucking sensational. To the point.
Fucking sensational. Like just the way the light
was playing over her skin. I'm like, holy fuck.
Yeah, dude. None of it's there. Spider's there.
Everything that he's interacting with isn't there.
His mask isn't there. It is that good that the
costume designers are up for an Academy Award.
Now, I've watched all the Disney because they've
got a heap of. behind -the -scenes featurettes
on Disney at the moment. There's like four or
five of them. I've watched all of them. They
legitimately got costume designers in to design
these costumes of these characters. And didn't
make physical fucking costumes. No. Oh, they
did? They did. Okay. They made physical things
of everything because they wanted them, and they
even made like life -size statues of these things
to make sure the fabric hung properly, to make
sure it was correct, to make sure that it looked
good on camera. All this shit. The thought process
that went into, hang on, these are a sky -born
people and they're always in the upper atmosphere.
It's going to be cold. We need to have longer
clothes. Clothes up at the front to warm their
chest. Longer clothes and all that sort of shit.
They put through thought processes of every race
that are in this show. Every tribe has different
ways of weaving all their materials. The fact
that... Different haircuts. Different haircuts,
bro. The way they plait hair is completely different.
To sit there and keep reminding yourself that,
yes, this is not real. None of these things on
the screen are real at all. Blows you away. I'll
give you that. It looks sensational. It's a visual
feast for the eyes. Long. Not long. Sorry. It
was a long movie. There was a lot. I was fine.
Repetitive. They could have condensed it a bit,
I think. They could have condensed it a lot.
That film could have been condensed a lot. It
was much the same as number two. Don't do the
thing. Do the thing. Don't go over there. Go
over there. Take them back to that place. Don't
take them back to that place. I'm not that person.
I've become that person to win the battle. Yeah.
Great to look at. Probably. Oh, man, like I still
feel that, I mean, there was one scene in it
where I come to tears, but that was not because
I felt something for the characters, just the
situation. Dude, heavy situation. Heavy situation.
And look, F off. It's been out for over a month.
He's talking about the scene where. Spider. We're
parents. We're parents, dude. We've got boys
ourself. So just. Yeah, the weight of that decision
and having to carry out that decision. Yeah,
well, you can't help yourself, but you put yourself
in that position, don't you? And, like, it's
something that you, fuck, no, you couldn't do
that. No way. And the whole thing, you know,
do you still love me, Dad? It's like, fuck off,
man. It just, it hits. A lot of the emotional
beats hit in this. The Tolkoon, I, look, I. When
the first one come out, there was a whole heap
of people who took their own lives because of
a feeling that they had where they were never
going to be able to go to Pandora. Dude, I fucking
get it. Especially in the world we're in today,
I would love to have a commune in a fucking forest
or somewhere where it's just me and my friends
and we just, none of us went to work. We all
just watch kids play fucking out in the bush,
ride dirt bikes. Fuck, dude, it'd be the dream.
And to see the dynamics that come between each
tribe and what they bring to the way that they
live and then when they all get together. And
it's just perfection. That whole dynamic of all
the people getting together and having different
cultures while still being the same people and
having that mutual. the forest or the ocean or
anything, having that love for what's around
them and not. It's a beautiful concept. Dude,
I love it. Yeah. I really do love it. But like
each one they throw waves of fucking native people
at this machine and every time like hundreds
of them die. And there's always more. Yeah. There's
always more. And they eventually prevail in the
end. It doesn't seem to be any real resolution.
Yeah. Well, and that's the thing too. Like you
sit there and you look at the - Especially when
they kill a bad guy and he comes back in the
next movie. And they kill him again and he comes
back in the next movie. So the Munga tribe, which
is the Ash people, when they come into the final
battle, they're like, oh, there's a hundred of
them. And then at the end, it's just her left.
You've been to their - You've been to their tribal
home at the base of the volcano. There weren't
100 people there. There weren't. There weren't
100 people there. There was probably 10, 15 TPs,
and she burnt down five. Yeah. And then they
all come in. So who's she going to fight with
in the next fucking movie? Because she's coming
back, but her whole tribe's just been fucking
annihilated, and there was no kids at the base
of that volcano. No. But. You know, at least.
Well, has she seen the light when she connected
with fucking Sigourney Weaver's. Oh, with Kiri.
Will she come back to Awa? That was pretty interesting
that we actually got to see the face of Awa.
You see Awa for a change. There's still questions
that I want to know about. Yeah. They're holding
Kiri's character quite close to their chest.
Like, yes, she's powerful, but they're not explaining
much about it. No. Like they're drip feeding
yourself. Oh, you know, you don't have a dad.
You don't do this, but. Like. If this movie didn't
look that pretty, it would flop. I don't think
the story is that strong. Okay. The time we had
to wait between one and two, I lost. 12 years.
All interest. Right. Oh, no. 2012. No, it was
2009, wasn't it? 2012. Was it 2012? I'm pretty
sure it was, yeah. And then 2022. 10 years. Pardon
me. It was a long time between drinks. Yeah.
Well, we've got four years to the next one. Yeah.
I'm not really a person who rewatches stuff,
and maybe I probably should have watched the
first one again before watching the second one,
but. 2009. Oh, it was nine. Okay. 2009 it was,
and then 2022. Yeah, well. That's a long time
between drinks, dude. And apparently with the
next one there's going to be an eight -year time
jump. I mean, it has to. They've got to let things
fucking build back up again because it is, well,
I mean, it's a fucking big planet and I don't
think they've gone far. Well, and that's the
thing too. When they pull out at the end, when
everyone's connecting to Ewa and you've seen
one tiny little island and then it's just all
connecting and fluttering out into all these
other places. Yeah. And the fact that they flew
for like four days before they got to, oh, not
the Amadakaya. With waterborne people. I can't
remember. Can't remember. But yeah, I was just,
I love these movies, man. And like I said, a
friend of mine downloaded me a 3D version of
Avatar and I've been watching it on my MetaQuest
headset and I watch it nearly every night. I
fall asleep with a MetaQuest headset on. See,
I mean, the first episode was compelling enough.
You know, he's got no legs, he's doing the thing
and then he falls in love. Like, I get that.
And the second one, he's got a family. Shit dad,
man. Fuck, he's a shit dad. He never hugs his
kids once, man. Pretty average. Tells his fucking
eldest son that his eldest son's fucking death
was his fault. Fucking dude, shit dad, man. You
put your family in this situation. You're fucking
the one that keeps jagging them around and doing
this shit. Yeah. It's basically alien Fantasia.
No, Fangully. It's also alien Pocahontas. Yeah.
So it's not like it's a story that hasn't been
told before. But like they say, Hollywood is
four stories. True. Yeah, I think the spectacle
is the only thing that. Oh, no. Personally, personally
for me. For you, yeah. The spectacle is the only
thing that draws me to this series, this franchise.
Yeah, the beauty and the wishful thinking get
me. I want to see humans get wiped out of existence.
I wish they'd used something other than fucking
papyruses. Have you ever seen that? It just gets
me in a fucking funny. Fucking Ryan Gosling for
the win, dude. Oh, my God, they changed it. It's
just bald. It's just bald. Good little internet
joke there. You've got to watch Ryan Gosling's
Papyrus. It's about Avatar. It's fucking hilarious.
And then they brought him back like 12 years
later. Do you know they're making a sequel? Yeah.
I mean, you'll get my butt in a seat in the cinemas
to see the next one anyway. Yeah, same. And like
I said, I'll keep watching it. The rewatchability
of these movies is such that if you're having
a shit day, it's like Harry Potter. If it's rainy,
I can put it on. If I'm having a shit day, I
can put it on. If I'm doing stuff, I can put
it on in the background. The music is just good
enough for me. I don't care. No, it's too superficial
for me. It's very kind of on the level, on the
surface level, everything pretty, yes. After
the first one it just kind of fell short on the
heart for me and the first one wasn't like exceptionally
heartfelt. There was a bit. I found the second
one had more heart than the first one. The second
one had me emotional more than the first one.
The first one was more of a love story. The second
one was more about family. And it weren't the
fucking – it weren't the Na 'vi and it weren't
the human story. It was the fucking Tolkien man.
Them whales can get fucked. The amount of emotion
that they get out of me is ridiculous. Even in
this third one, like the sound when the matriarch
is coming up and she's talking and just the sounds
and shit that are coming out of this thing are
insane and then de -boxes me and my testicles
and taint were tickled tentatively. But just
the ripples in the water even and just the sound
engineering that come out of it was so good.
Everyone's like, oh, they've got three rules.
You can't make from metal from the earth. Well,
she's probably about 5 ,000 years old, man. She
probably had them piercings longer than the laws
being around. And another thing that's seen that
pissed me off, oh, no, there's a digital movie
and there's a 16 -year -old boy and he's kissing
a 74 -year -old lady. Fuck off, idiot. None of
that shit is on screen. I wouldn't be surprised
if Sigourney Weaver wasn't the body double for
a lot of stuff anyway. Yeah. Can't see her jumping
up and down on fucking big foam blocks when they're
doing the fucking running scenes and shit. But,
yeah, kissing is a fuck off. Just, sheep of people,
that was in the news for like five days, man.
Really? Every fucking third thing that popped
up in me feed was Sigourney Weaver kissing a
16 -year -old. And the fact that they had to
fucking explain it. Grow up. Yeah, that's kind
of a bit fucking whatever. Well, another bit
of thing I heard the other day, apparently Mark
Wahlberg, Roseanne Burr and Mel Gibson are making
a film studio. Really? Anti -woke studios it's
called. Oh, Jesus. And they're not doing the
whole pandering. So it's just going to be films
that are anti -work. Like they're not going to
be, yeah, apparently. Okay. Mark Wahlberg's prayer
rap mustn't be making enough money. Yeah, I've
seen Roseanne Barr's been making a bit of a comeback
showing up on fucking Kill Tony and stuff like
that. Dude, I thought she was fucking hilarious.
I don't think you should be killed off for having
an opinion. No, and like. Okay, your opinions
don't agree with theirs. Who cares? That's the
point of an opinion. It'd be boring if everybody
was the same. Imagine if everybody believed we
went to the moon. So fucked. Like, holy shit,
I'm stuck here in this fucking planet with these
worms. They're going to let you get to me, man.
Oh, good idea. Not that I've been talking straight
for about half an hour, but a bit parched. Oh,
my spine. I've got the bifida. From talking shit.
No way. It would be well lubricated. And the
last thing I watched this week. Oh, fuck. I forgot.
We're still doing Week in Review. Green Book.
I've deleted all my notes. Thanks for that, fuckface.
It's not my fault. Lucky I took notes. Look,
okay, I'm going to tell you my thing. Mahershala
Ali in this movie was fucking phenomenal. Viggo
Mortensen in this role was fucking phenomenal.
Two heavyweight actors, man. Fucking great. Great,
great, great movie. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Is it something I'm going to rewatch? No. It's
not a movie about rewatchability, but you have
to watch this movie. So, yeah, we watched The
Green Book, which came out in 2018. That's when
I told Jeremy about it. It was directed by Peter
Farrelly. Pete Farrelly, yeah. Who is known for
something about Mary. Dumb and Dumber. Yeah.
Me, myself and Irene. Like, okay. Yeah. I didn't
realise it. Coming ahead was this guy. Yeah.
It won Best Picture at the Academy Awards and
the Golden Globes. Holy fuck. As well as a slew
of other, like, awards. I just took them off
the top because there was too many. Yeah. Dead
set. Yeah. Deserved. Great movie. Definitely.
It stars Mashallah Ali. Viggo Mortensen and Linda
Cardellini. Dude, she was so good, man. I love
her and everything. Yeah. Like there's a lady
who plays Hawkeye's wife. Yeah. She also plays
the chick out of Scooby -Doo. She does. And,
yeah, she's been in heaps of stuff. Hot. She
was in Buffy, was she? She was in fucking Grandma's
Boy. Yeah, she's been in plenty of stuff. I did
not realise until we got to the end that it was
based on a true story. I thought it was based
on events. I didn't realise that these people
were real people. I got to the end and I went
fucking bald like a baby. And the fact they're
still friends. Until 2013 when they both died
within a month of each other, which I'm like,
holy fuck, dude. The whole point of this story,
we're in the 60s, heavily racist. Except they
went to the moon, apparently. They put all that
racism aside so they can all group effort to
lie to the American public and the world, actually.
Anyway. So you get to say bitch. So a whole lot
of racial connotations in this show. The ending,
yeah, when he rocked up at that apartment. Inconsolable,
dude. And when he opened that door and he just
hugged him, I'm like, fuck off. That contrast
between – so it's been there for a while. Spoilers.
Yeah. In the beginning when – He threw the glasses
away because they drank it. There was two black
plumbers and all the Italians were there, the
brothers and cousins and whatnot because they
couldn't trust coloured people in the house with
their wife while he was asleep to the end where
they – bring him into their Christmas and he
embraces him. Yeah, dude. That was so good. Yeah.
I thought just the way that they both come around,
like. Yeah, they both brought each other to a.
Yeah, they were like this and then they just
brought each other to that space. Yeah. Like
the doctor wouldn't even, he's not really a doctor,
he's just got a, he's music. Yeah. Music doctor.
Like Dr. Dre. And that's not just because they're
both black. And not because he rhymes with Snoop
Dogg either. Dr. Dre is not a doctor, so that's
what you were getting at. How dare you. He could
have a PhD. You don't know. Well, didn't they
say old man had a PhD? He did. Yeah, so he's
a doctor. Yeah, but not. He said he wasn't a
doctor. I think he's a doctor of the arts. Yeah.
He's still a doctor. There's a doctorate. He
has a doctorate. He's a doctor. They can go by
the name doctor whatever. I know. Fuck with you.
He's a tattoo artist. He's a complete and utter
hack job. He's a complete and utter moron. And
he calls himself Dr. Rev. And he's like, who
are you? I'm a doctor. No, fuck. You did a fucking
degree at university in arts. Go away. And he's
just a dead set pleb. But the whole, even the
fact that he wouldn't eat KFC, like he wouldn't
eat fried chicken. And then he's eating fried
chicken. And he's going, oh, my God, this is
amazing. Like, yeah, dude, welcome. They're saying,
what are we going to do with the bones? Yeah,
throw them out the window. Then he throws the
drink out the window, and all of a sudden they're
reversing back. I love that. And then he gets
out of the car. Yeah. Yeah. The squirrel's just
going to eat it anyway. Yeah. He steals that
rock, and he's like, oh, that's a fucking rock.
And he goes, take it back. He's like, no, I'm
not going to take it back. It's fucking taken.
No, it's not a rock. Yeah, it's taken back. And
then all of a sudden he just fucking takes it
and puts the rock back. Kept the rock, though.
But he stole the rock. Yeah. Very, very, very
heartwarming. Fucking eye -opening as shit. Anyone
that can watch these sort of movies and still
have hate in their heart or racism in their constitution
is so fucked. I think it's very interesting that
you get movies like this, television shows like
Lovecraft Country, which you haven't seen yet.
I have not. Lovecraftian sort of fucking characters,
man. And the Watchmen TV series on HBO. Have
you watched it? No. You get these pop culture
phenomenon movies, kind of whatever you want
to call it, and they teach more about black history
than what they learnt in school. Bro, I've got
no idea about black history at all. I have. a
basic understanding of Aboriginal culture. Like
we didn't learn a lot about it at school, but
we learnt some things like Tiddalic, the toad,
and some Dreamtime stories we were told. I know
what a warmer and a didgeridoo and all that are,
yeah, for sure. I know what kangaroo paws are
out in the bush. I know blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah. But I don't know much. So you find out
in the Watchmen series. I don't want to butcher
this, so I want to look it up to make sure I've
got the facts right. Well, while you're looking
at that, something I was blown away by. In South
Park, the movie, Bigger, Longer and Uncut, they
have a thing called Operation Get Behind the
Darkies. I thought that was a joke, bro. No,
they use them as cannon fodder. They were used
as human shields in cannon fodder, dude. Fuck
off. Yeah. I legit thought that was a fucking
joke made about a certain thing, but no, man,
that was full on real and it was heartbreaking.
And it's just shit like that that makes you open
your eyes and go, what else have I missed? So
there was a place called Black Wall Street back
in. I want to look at the – so the Tulsa race
massacre? Yeah. So I'd never heard about it.
But it's featured in both Lovecraft Country and
I'm pretty sure it was featured in the Watchmen
series. Yeah, where they literally went in and
drove these black people out of this community
that was thriving. I don't know if black people
have been successful, mate. You've got to keep
them down. I have since seen like – people like
white actors and that talking and how they didn't
know anything about it from their schooling or
anything like that. Yeah, right. Was it Jordan
Peele was behind Lovecraft Country? I'm not sure.
I think it was. Until, you know, people are bringing
it into the fore and into popular culture. To
kind of reveal these things that have been buried.
And people are going, oh, that can't be real.
And then you fucking, yeah, bro. Horrifying.
It's just shit that's happened in the world where
your parents were alive. Yeah. Crazy. It wasn't
150 years ago. No. There's documentation of this
shit. Like there's photos of it. There's video
of it. There's fucking. So I kind of related
that back to the Green Book, which is what it's
named on, which is this. book that was made by
African -Americans so they could find safe places
to travel. Places to stay, eat, and fuel up in
the lower states. And so they kind of crossed
that in Lovecraft country. I think his uncle
and his auntie, that's what they do. So a lot
of kind of cool black culture going on in that
show. You should watch it. It's good. Yeah, right.
But, yeah, eye -opening of what people had to
go through. It really fucking is, dude. The fact
that you need a guide to show you where it's
safe to eat and fuel up your car is – I've never
had to experience that sort of shit. No. And,
you know, people are already a fat phobic. No,
hang on, motherfucker. I've never been to a service
station and they refused me entry because I was
fat. I've never been to a cinema and they've
refused me entry because I'm fat. I've never
been to a restaurant and they refuse me entry
because I'm fat. That's right. The fact is that
if they did, if I lost weight, then they'd let
me in. These people don't get lead in regardless,
dude. Why? Because they're fucking born that
way. That's right. Remember the Titans was a
great movie. Oh, my God. End. Fucking end. We
haven't spoken about this. Have we spoken about
this? We might have spoken about this. Speaking
of Remember the Titans. Mr. Bertier himself has
been cast as Kratos. I think you said it last
week. Yeah, I said that last week. That movie
broke my fucking soul, dude. Oh, shit. That was
one of my mum's favourite movies. Speaking about
NASA, you've seen the Hidden Figures. It was
another fucking kind of movie that kind of crossed
that fucking divide. I haven't watched that yet.
But I've seen some clips in that where the young
lady's, like, sweaty, covered in sweat. I think
it might be rain, actually. And he's like, where
have you been? You've been gone for over an hour.
And she said, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to walk
home. To get home, it takes me around half an
hour, do my thing, and then walk back. Today
it was heavy. It started raining and it took
me a little bit longer to get back. I'm sorry.
He goes, why did you leave the building and blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, well, sir,
I'm not allowed to use the toilets here. So I
have to go all the way home to use the toilet.
And then in the next clip, it's him smashing
the fucking signs down the back. The whites only
sign, yeah. I'm like, the fact that there is
still drinking fountains in the US where it literally
has whites only above the tap. is fucking horrendous.
Horrendous. Never seen them myself. No, no, no.
They've left them. They've left them there as
memorial pieces and I'm like, wow. Well, oh,
dude, have you seen? Another movie we'll talk
about, like Life. Did you ever watch that with
Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy? where they
got locked up for a crime that they didn't commit.
No. They got locked up for life. So it's these
two blokes. Martin Lawrence, he's just got a
job in a bank, and he takes his girlfriend out
for dinner. Like, congratulations, I've got a
job. So he takes her out to dinner and meets
up with Eddie Murphy in the toilet. And they're
sitting there talking that blah, blah, blah.
Eddie Murphy pickpockets him, steals his wallet.
When Martin Lawrence goes to pay for his meal,
he hasn't got a wallet, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, takes him out of the back, starts
drowning him and threatening to kill him because
he couldn't afford his meal. Eddie Murphy's there
because he's clearly robbed somebody, blah, blah,
blah. So he's there and he's like, what are you
doing to this kid, man? Like, he's blah, blah,
blah. I'll take him with me and we'll do a moonshine
run. I've got to go down south, pick up this
big truck of moonshine and we'll bring it back
and that's how we'll pay you back. And then when
they're down there, they find this backyard sort
of... speak easy casino. And they've got like
$30, which is massive money to get home. And
Eddie Murphy bets it all and loses it all. So
they're coming back. They're walking back to
the car and they're like, oh, you know, we're
going to have to struggle to get home. And they
come across these white police and they shake
them down and, oh, you've got your daddy's watch.
It's a pocket watch, fancy pocket watch. So he
takes it and then there's a. Dead man on the
ground. And then they're like, oh, it just so
happens that you guys are black. He's white.
We're going to arrest you. So they arrest him
and chuck him into prison for life. You're in
jail all their life. And the fact that that actually
happened and not hundreds of years ago, it happens
now. Fuck off. Yeah, you'll never sit there and
see me hitting on someone because of the colour
of their skin, man, because that's fucked. Yeah,
100%. 100%. Like, last night when we were driving
home and you farted in the car, I wanted to hate
you for that. Heck, was that silent one I did
just near the end of the movie? That was so good,
though. And you just look at me and go, did you
fart? Are you a jerk? Yes, I did. You should
have seen him the whole way home. He was like
crouching up like this because he was fucking
prairie dogging. Dude, I got home and just. Now,
if I had a tennis ball in my mouth when I did
that shit, it would have gone in. It created
like a vacuum, like a negative pressure. Yeah,
the mountain was there and the wind was coming
right off the mountain. Yeah, I love that. That
was one of the best quotes I've ever heard. Kiss
the lip of the mountain. Anyway. That's all we've
got. Yeah. What would you give out of five for
a green book? Mate, see, this is where we should
have like a list of past ones. No, like of movies,
right? So you've got like this. You've got comic
scale and then you've got like sci -fi scale
and then we can put them all in that. I call
this a movie movie. This is a movie movie. Movie
movie, four and a half, man. It was brilliant.
So well written, so well performed, and I just
loved it. I'm tossing it between four and four
and a half. It was a good movie, man. It was
so fucking beautiful. And, you know, they fucking
died a month away from each other, bro. That's
a bromance if I've ever heard one. 100%. Yeah.
Four and a half, man. Easy. I'm going to go for
it, just to be different. Of course you would,
you piece of shit. And that is why they never
went to the moon. Thanks for joining us, guys.
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Love peace chicken grease. Fuck you. Bye, guys.
Such a wanker.