From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Stretch.
I'm Ling. I'm Tahn. And I'm Clint and this is
Prevailing Strange Christmas Edition! Merry Christmas,
everybody, from Prevailing Strange. This is our
Christmas special. We're back again with our
guests, Lingy and Tahn. Ho, ho, ho. Did you just
call me a hoe? I think to begin the festivities,
we've done a bit of a shirt swap. Who has the
worst Christmas shirt? Who wants to go first?
I'll go first because I'm first. Okay, you go
first. I got this first. You come first? Always.
This is for you, Mr. Ling. Check it out and give
it a count. Yeah, we've got to give the camera
a few. Very, very accurate. Damn straight it
is. I knew you'd like that. Very nice. Very nice.
Fucking love those. I know you do. That's probably
similar. I was even going to give you another
one. Mr. Joshua says smear of Christmas. He's
drinking a can of milk. So a little bit of story
for this one. I ordered one online and it still
hasn't been shipped yet. So luckily I found another
one. This is for Mr. Tahn. You're going to get
an abundance of Christmas shirts. That is pink.
That is pink. You're going to get an abundance
of Christmas shirts in the mail. I am curious
as to what. What was the original? It was Jingle
Balls with a ball sack with a mistletoe at the
top of it. I think I might have liked that one.
It was quite graphic. Well, I've got one for
my best bud here, Clint. Oh, you! And I'm sure
you'll love this one. Oh, for fuck's sake. I've
seen the teeth already. Oh, yes. I think I've
seen... On point. Accurate. I've seen gay as
shit in King's Cross. I'm actually more excited
now that I know that you have to wear it. And
my good buddy Jeremy. I love the packaging. There's
too many? The bag says magical birthday. Just
look at the first one and I'll explain the second
one after. Here we go. I don't think that's going
to fit you, mate. Deck me with balls. Did you
make that? You're the goat. You cut that out
of the other one? Okay, so I ordered a shirt
in a bit of a rush. Got the right size, but in
a women's. So I borrowed the mother -in -law's
sewing kit, watched a couple of YouTube videos.
Heartfelt. I love it, buddy. Thank you. Heartfelt.
Well done. All right, we're going to do the cut.
And we're back with the Christmas spirit. All
dressed up. Fuck y 'all. Pink's never been my
colour. I've got a few crackers here. Pink's
definitely my blue crisp. Oh, dang it. Wait,
you don't do it the girly way, do you? No, no,
no, grab the whole end. Come on. One, two, three.
You won. Except we don't know where the fuck
it went. Oh, I've got a ribbon. Okay, so what
do we do with the next one? Is it the one beside
us or are we going diagonal? Yeah, we'll go beside.
You won anyway and it worked out well. Fuck yeah.
We all won one. Oh, we're all winners. Hooray.
I got dominoes. Same. Do we have jokes in here?
Oh, fuck. Let's pray. What starts with P and
ends with E and has a thousand letters? What?
Post office. Oh, they're bad. They're so terrible.
What do you get hanging from Santa Claus's roof?
I don't know. Tired arms. Does everybody remember
that? Oh. I'll get it in a sec. Does everybody
remember staying up late waiting for Santa Claus
to come? Yeah. But about the awkward science
while he got dressed. I'm pretty sure that wasn't.
That's not in there. You should probably cut
that one out. Okay. That's not getting cut out,
motherfucker. Who says oh, oh, oh? Dyslexic Santa?
Santa Claus walking backwards. What the fuck?
I was pretty close, I thought. What do you call
a three -legged donkey? What? A wonky. Fucking
Lugger's got his storybook and it's winky wonky
donkey. Oh, the wonky donkey. Yeah. Fuck, dude.
At the end of it, I'm like, fucking hell, I need
water. Landon got that sign the other day. The
fucking author comes around to their school.
Yeah, right. It's fucking sick. Is this guy really
doing a puzzle? What the fuck did you give us
this shit if you don't want to... I've done a
little bit of a quiz for everyone. A little bit
of a game for us all to play being Christmas.
We're going to do a little bit of a game. The
first one is a very easy one. I'm going to start
off easy and then it's getting a bit more complicated
and difficult after that. I'm down. Right now.
Okay. So they've announced this year the Game
Awards, the best game nominees. Is anyone aware
of what the best games are nominated for this
year? Unfortunately, I'm not up to date with.
Anyone? No. I thought this would be an easy one.
No, no. You're the only kind of real gamer here.
I want to say the Ghost of Tsushima sequel. Wrong.
No? Wrong. Didn't get a nomination. Fuck. No.
It hasn't even got a war game coming out. No.
You're actually thinking too big. We're talking
indie games? Indie games? This year, surprisingly,
very, very heavily. Repo? Indie games. I have
heard. That was a big streamer. Yeah. No, not
Repo? No. Hades 2. Okay. Hollow Knight. Hollow
Knight, yeah. Okay, I've seen a lot of that,
yeah. Yeah, right. The big one that everyone's
been talking, and this is probably the only game
I've played on this list, Claire Obscure Expedition
33. I've seen a lot of that. It's only just come
out, though, hasn't it? No, no, it's been out
for most of the year, and it is really good.
If you're a fan of the old Final Fantasy games,
very good game. It's only just come across my
feed in the past couple of weeks. I hadn't heard
about it. No, no, it's been out for a long time,
and that is a really good game. Okay. Very good
story. And, again, indie developer. Okay. There's
only a few people that worked on that one. Death
Stranding 2, obviously not indie. Oh, yeah, that's
fucking sick. Have you played Death Stranding
2? I have played the first one, and then I've
watched. playthroughs of the second one, and
it is so fucking nice. See, I like the story,
but it is really hard to play a game where you
just walk. Well, I've, guiltily, I have a game
called The Walking Simulator. And I have probably
about 57 hours on this game. I have a friend
who likes playing The Mowing Simulator to chill
out. Doesn't mow his own lawn. I have the lawn
mowing simulator. I have over 150 hours of that.
I would play that because mowing the lawn is
one of my favorite things to do. Just for two
reasons. One, I put my headphones in and I can
blast whatever the hell I want to play and everyone
leaves you alone. That's like two hours of alone
time. I get hay fever. You get hay fever. You
do get hay fever, don't you? I can't remember
your one. The next one was Donkey Kong Bonanza,
which I don't have a switch to, and I'm going
to walk out for something that's going to be
better than the first one. And Kingdom Come Deliverance
2. Another one. I haven't played either of those.
No, neither. The only one I have played was Play
Obscure. Obviously I know about all the others,
but I haven't got around to them yet. Okay. The
next one. This is where it gets a little bit
more complicated. I've got... Now it gets complicated?
That was supposed to be the end one. I thought
that was like basic news for everyone. Anyway,
I'm going to give you a tagline for a movie.
You have to guess what the movie is from the
tagline. The first one is Dance with the Devil.
Oh, I could think of Devil's Advocate, but I
don't think that's what it is. Dirty Dancing?
No. Dance with the devil. Dance with the devil.
No idea. It's not Footloose, is it? Something
stupid like that? No. No, there's actually devils
and dancing involved. No idea. It might be a
little black oriented. That's not Sinners. Yes.
Is it? Holy shit. Is that what the tagline was?
Yeah. Fucking hell, okay. I have no idea. Great
movie, by the way. That's one I haven't seen.
I want to, just haven't been in the right frame
of mind for it. Absolutely beautiful film. Watch
it on the biggest screen you can. Hell yeah.
Most of the stuff I'm catching up on stuff is
on my phone, so yeah. That's probably one of
the reasons I haven't watched it, because I want
to give it what it deserves. Full experience.
It's good. Okay, next one. A new era is born.
Fucking Jesus. A new era is born. I've got no
idea. Oh, man, that could be fucking Star Wars.
It could be fucking, yeah, I don't know. It could
be anything. Okay. DNA, ancient. DNA, ancient.
Fucking hell. Come on, really? Jurassic Park?
Yes. No, Jurassic World. Or one of them. Wait,
wait, wait. Jurassic World. Dominion? No. No.
He started to say it. I just copied it. Fuck.
Rebirth. Yeah. I haven't seen that yet. Oh, man,
it's good. Oh, it is good. Yes. It is probably
the second best, maybe the third best Jurassic
movie. Fucking stop it. No, legit. But hang on,
is that one with Scarlett Johansson in it? Yeah.
Yeah, you watched the wrong movie. Legit. No,
no, no. The third one. It's the third best for
me. It beats out all the worlds. Beats out. No,
no, no, no. It does not beat out the first world.
Jurassic World, the first one. No, it goes one,
two, and then. No way. Yeah. No, I'm a Lost World
guy. Oh, really? Yeah. I think I was a massive
Michael Crichton fan, so the second book. miles
better than that fucking piece of shit. Yeah,
but I mean it's fucking Jeff Goldblum. Yeah,
Jeff Goldblum. That's all you need. No. I think
you ruined it for me when the T -Rex did a Godzilla
at the end. Oh, man. That wasn't in the book.
That was the thing. No, it wasn't in the book.
I love that that was the sign -off of all the
songs. No, that did not. That ruined it for me
because it wasn't in the book. I mean, I would
almost put. Above the second one, but probably
for nostalgia reasons, it would be one, two,
and then the latest movie. Oh, really? Because
I actually liked their first Jurassic World because
they brought it back to the park. I didn't mind
it. It's probably four. All right, I'm going
to give you, I'm going to watch that. Yeah, that's
good. Next question. Next question is, some search
for battle, other are born into it. I was born
in it. Molded by it. I will say, battle is something
you might want to focus on. Battle. Fuck's sake.
I'm not good at this shit. Mortal Kombat? No,
no, no. It's a movie. Oh, well, yeah. It was
a movie. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Battle is one.
It's actually in the title of the movie. Battleship?
No. Yeah, I didn't think it was. What was the
tagline again? Some search for battle. Others
are born into it. Not one battle after another.
Is it? I wouldn't have known that, yeah. One
battle after another. It's a new Leonardo DiCaprio
movie. I haven't watched it. Or watch the boys'
review of it. Rage Whale's review of it. That
record's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. They
rate it. It's really good. I made... I just downloaded
it recently and I made an effort. You what? No,
I mean. You don't support media? I made an effort
to watch it before this because I'm like, this
is supposed to be the movie of the year. Yeah,
I mean, I've missed it. I'll get there. I will
have to say, if this is what they consider the
movie of the year, it is a good movie, yes. Not
the best. I mean. There's so many better movies.
I think that is just a whole what this year of
movies has been. Well, yeah, good zap. Only Red
and Gold. Oh, shit. Oh, you fucked it up. Fuck.
No, the green one's good because I can't see
the green light, the actual light, but I can
see the glow bouncing off of it. It's really
good, man. Yeah, I like it. I like it. I think
we might just leave it. What's up, Jeremy? I
do. And I'm liking the tinsel too. Yeah, the
tinsel's nice. Festive. Really nice. Well done.
That's very good. First hunt, last chance. That
should be an easy one. Oh, yeah, the badlands.
Yeah, done. Easy. That's good. I haven't watched
it yet. This one might be a little bit tricky.
Should we? We should watch it. We should. Yeah.
The law's reach never stretched this far. Seems
to me a time -travelling movie. No. I was wrong.
Is the movie out yet? It is out, and it is a
remake. Oh, actually, no, it's a sequel, actually.
It's continuing on, and it's a comedy. Not The
Running Man. No, it's a stupid comedy. Oh, here
we go. The Law of the Reach. The Law of the Reach.
This is your alley. I'm not a stupid comedy fan.
We're thinking cop. I'm not the third fucking.
Super Troopers? No. Fuck, I'm so close. You're
getting close to that. Not Reno 911. No, but
very close again. Liam? Oh, Naked Gun. Yeah.
Fuck. Dude. Okay. Did you just watch that movie?
No. Holy God, man. It was the fucking tits. Yeah,
right. It's the tits. That one was a hard category,
but I'm hoping you can guess the theme of those
answers. All those movies have one thing in common.
We didn't get them. No, no, you did actually
get a couple. They're all new. They're all got
blockbuster. Wait, were you close with the first?
Were they all remakes? No. They all have a tagline.
Sequels? No. Fucking Jesus. Sinners, Jurassic
World Rebirth, One Battle After Another, Predator
Badlands, and The Naked Gun. It has a theme to
what we're doing for this show today. Holidays.
Christmas. Shit. Where are they? When were they
fucking this year? Christmas. Yeah, okay. They
were all 2025 movies. Yeah, okay. So yeah, maybe
I made this. That was too obvious. I skipped
straight over that. I was like, you know, they
came out this year, but fucking what's the theme?
I'm feeling so dumb right now. Shouldn't have
gone out for that smoke, man. Maybe it gets a
little bit better from here. My brain feels like
it's running on a fucking mouse on the treadmill.
Oh, shit. Right. The next lot of questions I've
got is I'm going to name actors. Okay. And then
you've got to guess the movie that they're from.
Any movie? Just a movie? There's a movie that
all these actors are from, but you've just got
to. Oh, you're going to go through them all first.
I'll name the actors. Yeah. And then eventually,
hopefully, you get. Okay. Right. I didn't put
all of them down because, you know, there's 30,
40, and I haven't got that much. Okay. First
one. David Moth. Alan North. This is where you're
probably going to get close. Brian Cox. Samuel
L. Jackson. Gina Davis. That is Long Kiss Goodnight.
Boom. Fuck you, guys. I would never have got
that. I've never seen a movie. You haven't seen
a movie? I have not. Watch that movie. Watch
that movie. I've got one of my favorite lines
in that movie. It's a great movie. What was it?
The dog is licking its fur. And he's like, for
God's sakes. Whatever he's trying to lick up
is gone. Or it's stained put. Best line. It's
a good movie, man. It's really good. I liked
it. Okay. This one is a hard one, I have to admit.
Really hard to like, but yeah. Zach Galligan.
Phoebe Cate. Judge Reinhold, Dick Miller, and
Corey Feldman. Fuck, I only know one person off
that entire list. Phoebe Cates is the chick out
of Drop Dead Fred. Oh, fuck. Judge Reinhold you
probably would know. Judge Reinhold is one of
the off -siders in Beverly Hills Cop. He's the
white guy. The tall, young, skinny guy. I have
no idea what movies we've all been in together.
I will say it's a Christmassy. I got nothing.
There's three rules. Oh, dude, it's fucking Gremlins,
motherfucker. Oh, shit. Gremlins, motherfucker.
Oh, man, that is a great movie. Great movie.
I do not know any of the actors in that movie.
Phoebe Cates is one love interest. I have to
admit that was a hard one. Phoebe Cates is a
love interest in Gremlins. Oh, fuck. Okay. Okay,
it gets easier. Okay. Paul Reubens. Christopher
Walken. Michelle Pfeiffer. Michael Goff. Batman
Returns. That's right. That's right. I didn't
even get to Danny DeVito and Michael Keaton.
Yeah. I like that. Good job. There's a really
good cast for that one. Next one is Paul Gleeson.
Bonnie Bedella. Reginald Val Johnson. And this
is where you're probably going to get it with
the last two. Alan Rickman. And Bruce Willis.
Guys, he's letting the team down. Wow, that's
got nothing to do with anything. I think it's
just that he knows he's active. I've noticed
on all the shows. Okay, we've got two more. Conchata
Farrell. And I actually, I recognize the picture
on this one, so I'll let you know who it is.
It's the cleaner from Two and a Half Men. Yeah.
Diane Wiest, Anthony Michael Hall, Kathy Baker,
Vincent Price, Winona Ryder, and Johnny Depp.
They've done a couple, like my cousin Vinny,
and they've done a couple of movies together,
but I don't know. Edward Scissorhands? Yep. I'd
like to say I knew it, but it was half a guess.
I'm glad someone other than Clint Hanson. Vincent
Price, he was the dad. Yeah. Fuck. Okay, this
one is super, super easy. John Cleese. Maggie
Smith, Warwick Davis, Alan Rickman. Harry Potter?
Yeah. The Sorcerer's Stone in particular. Yeah,
I wouldn't have been able to pick them in any
other fucking movies. Well, the next ones, I
was like, he's going to give it away. It's Emma
Watson and Daniel Radcliffe. But all those movies
have one thing in common. Christmas theme? But
what sort of? Perceived Christmas theme? Perceived.
Yeah. Or movie. Perceived Christmas theme. Perceived
Christmas theme. Everyone says Die Hard's a Christmas
movie. But it's not. Christmas happens in that.
Every show. Yeah. Nice. I like it. That was good.
I can't wait for that show. Yeah. I've got one
more and then we'll be done with it. Right. One
more and then I've got a question for everybody.
Okay. I'll have an answer. There we go. Last
lot of questions. Now these ones, change it up
a little bit more. I'm going to give you facts
of an actor. Okay. And then you've got to pick
who the actor is from the facts. Touch children.
Fuck. Kevin Spacey. Everyone. Kevin Spacey. I
like this one because I actually learned a little
bit about people that I didn't know. Okay. First
person. Parents are rocket scientists. The mother
actually worked on the Hubble telescope. Jack
Black. Holy shit. Are you fucking serious? My
man. Wow. I was actually about to say it, and
I didn't want to seem dumb, so I shut up. I did
not know that, and wow. Dick. Well, I have to
give my other fact that I didn't know he often
competes with Philip Seymour Hoffman for roles.
Not anymore. Not anymore. But I mean. For me,
those two are so different. I mean, they fill
out the lovable, butterball, fucking dog. Yeah,
but for me, Philip Seymour Hoffman is the serious
actor, where Jack Black is not. Oh, man, Philip
Seymour Hoffman has done some funny shit. Oh,
yeah. And Jack Black has done some serious stuff.
I wouldn't compare them. No, I get that. Okay.
Did not expect that to go off. I'm a bit more
hopeful for the rest of them now. I had to hold
out hope. He enjoys skydiving and has done it
six times. He was roommates with Lee Pace at
Julia. Law and order, he has said, is the worst
acting moment in his career as a director who
does not speak English. He appeared in two best...
Picture Academy Award winners, Million Dollar
Baby and The Hurt Locker. Jeremy Renner. Who?
Jeremy Renner? No. No. His character in 8 Mile,
at one point, has his... Like Kai Pfeiffer? No.
Has his rapping skills compared... Not Ice -T.
Nope. Has his rapping skills compared negatively
to those of Tupac Shakur. Six years later, Anthony
played Tupac. In Notorious. Anthony Mackie. Yeah.
That's it. I didn't know you went to Juilliard.
Yeah. But I think in my facts, Lee Pace, he did
something with Lee Pace after, but yeah. Yeah,
right. I had no idea. It was the eight mile one
that gave away for me. Eight mile? You said Anthony
and I was like, fuck Anthony. Yeah. Growing,
next one, sorry. This one might be a little bit
different. Grown up. His mother didn't allow
him to watch colour movies. The first colour
movie he saw was Star Wars Episode IV, A New
Hope. Was a fan favourite for the role of District
Attorney Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight and expressed
interest in it. He eventually lost out, obviously,
to Aaron Eckhart. Counts A Walk on the Moon as
a personal favourite film of his. Along with
David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox and
Jamie Kennedy, He is one of only five actors
to appear in all three screen movies. He has
appeared in two movies with Hugh Jackman, Caden
Leopold and X -Men Origins Wolverine. Come the
fuck on. Spit his name out. I can't. He has appeared
in two movies with Ben Affleck, Phantoms. And
the Somerville Fierce. He's a fucking bomb in
Phantoms, yo. Oh, come on, Jeremy! No, I haven't
got his name. Who was he in Wolverine? Give me
that. Wasn't Dewey Arquette? No. I have no idea.
Who was he in Wolverine? As in the character
he played in Wolverine. Give me that one. Liev
Schrauber? Yeah. That was Liev Schreiber. That
was Liev Schreiber. Fuck, okay. Yeah, no, I would
never have gotten that. Liev Schreiber. He was
the fucking, he was the Cotton Weary. Yeah. In
what? In Scream. Yeah. Really? Yeah. He was the
bloke who. And obviously. He'd done Prison Time
for killing Neve Campbell's mother, but didn't
really do it. And then he wrote a book about
it in the sequels. And obviously in Wolverine
he was. Yeah, it's Sabertooth, yeah. Fuck. I
do like him. Did you ever watch? I fucking want
him in Sabretooth again. He was great. Yeah,
he really threw that role. What was that role
that he's just done a TV show where he played
Fixer, Hollywood Fixer? Yeah. Yep. I'll remember
it later. It is a fucking great show. Yeah. Continue
on with the questions. Okay, this one might be
a little bit difficult because it was hard getting
back. About time you give us a hard one. You
got one right. You got one right. Before becoming
an actor, he was supplemented. Oh, yeah, he was
supplemented his income working as a male exotic
dancer. Channing Tatum. No. Oh, fuck. Funnily
enough, I tested these questions on someone else
and that was their first. Response as well. Spike
Jonze directed him in an Apple commercial. Woody
Harrelson? No. Oh, fuck. His brother. What's
his name? Matthew McConaughey. No. Fuck. His
brother, Matthew McConaughey. This might give
it away then. His family fled the brutal regime
of dictator Augusto Pinochet to Denmark from
Chile with his parents when he was a baby. So
he left. to Denmark from Chile when he was a
baby with his parents and then later moved to
the USA. If you say Pedro Pascal, I'm going to
headbutt a knife. Oh, you better headbutt that
fucking knife. Fuck! What? He was a dancer? Wow.
He really does appear everywhere. Pedro Pascal.
I've seen him when he was in Buffing. He did
not look like the type. Funnily enough, that
was the response I got from my friend that I
tested these questions on. Why are you ugly?
Okay. This last one should be easy, but there
was some really good facts with this one. As
a child, he used to wear his tap shoes to bed
just in case his parents needed cheering up in
the middle of the night. Wicked. Yeah. Autistic
Spider -Man. At one point, he and his family
all worked as janitors and security guards at
a factory to make a living. Was considered for
the roles of Captain Jack Sparrow and Willy Wonka,
but lost both to Johnny Depp. Owns his own $25
million plane. auditioned for the role of Farmer
Ted in the film 16 Candles. Eventually, actor
Anthony Michael Hall won the part, later was
considered for the main role in Edward Scissorhands,
which Paul played the villain. Fuck knows. He
auditioned to be a cast member on Saturday Night
Live in its 1980 to 81 season, but lost out to
Charles Rockett, who he later saw opposite. He
auditioned again for the 85 -86 season, but he
saw a man on the ledge of the 30 Rock building,
threatening to kill himself, and was afraid that
working on SNL would drive him to suicide. Both
seasons are considered among the worst in the
show's history. This one, we'll give it away.
Please do. Has played the two most well -known
fictional characters who hated Christmas. The
Grinch. Jim Carrey. Wow, okay. And Ebenezer Spruy.
Holy shit. Yeah. Didn't know any of that. Yeah.
That's good. I know. How good is it? You were
reading like, what? When I was doing these questions,
like, no way. No way. He must fucking hate Johnny
Depp. Right? Yeah. Wow. Now, the big question
is, all those people. They have something in
common. They're all actors. I will say. I don't
really know who all those people were. They've
all been in a certain type of movie or TV show.
Tim Burton? Christmas movie. No. No. They've
all acted in a certain type of movie or TV show.
Most of them this year, actually. Was Jim Carrey
been this year Jim Carrey was not that is the
one End of last year and of last year he's in
Sonic Game adaptions. Yeah, really? Yeah Okay.
Yeah Thank you That you gave it away. Yeah, well
funny obviously Pedro Pascal, obviously, Last
of Us. Jack Black. Minecraft. Anthony Mackie.
Your favourite show. Oh shit, Anthony Mackie.
He's the one out of Twisted Metal. Fuck me, I
don't even know who that is. And Lee Schreiber
was probably the hardest one, but I was trying
to keep it this year. He was a voice in The Slimmer
Soul. Well, dude, that's going to be so fucking
good. Yeah, okay. Well done, man. Good themes.
Tied them all in together. That was nice. I like
that. I tried to do the whole this year, Christmas
and everything. So the game thing, what did you
start off with when you wanted to make that list?
Well, surprisingly enough, this year we've had
a lot of game adaptations. Yeah. There was other.
Stuff I could have used. But it was harder to
pick an actor that I thought people would know.
Right, okay. So I had to bring in Jim Carrey
into that one. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Because obviously
there was another animated one coming out. It
was a game adaptation. Mario? No. No, that was
last year. I tried it. Oh, God. It's going to
kill me. And it was a big one too. The other
one was Until Dawn, but I don't know, has anyone
even bothered watching that one? Not yet. Not
yet. I want to watch it though because me mate
Hammy told me to play the game and apparently
it's quite scary. I've heard the game is good,
but I've heard the movie. Speaking of which,
there's a bloke who, did anybody ever, fuck,
what was her name? I think it's Pete. Oh, shit.
It's a horror game where you walk down a hallway
and it always just keeps repeating itself. No.
Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Vamp. While you're thinking
about that game, the question that I kind of
primed you guys on was for Christmas, we're going
to go a few Christmas -themed things. What was
a toy that you got that you – I didn't think
you would get or was a surprise or kind of stood
out for you guys as children? I've got one. I
can answer this one easily. And I've got a pretty
big story behind this one. Every year since,
I think it might have been year three, I started
asking for it. All I wanted was Cluedo. Yeah,
right. Every year I asked for Cluedo because
I played it at school, I think it might have
been, or even a friend's place. And I never got
it. The first year, I don't think I got any Cluedo.
But then the second one, I got a game. And I
have to admit, it's one of the best games I've
ever played. And it was called Cluedo Museum
Caper. Right, okay. Have you ever played Museum
Caper? I've played Cluedo, that's it. Did you
ever come around and play Museum Caper? I'm not
sure. Okay. So basically, there's a museum. You
got a... Okay, so... There was one person that
played a thief, and the rest of the people were
playing the normal Pluto characters. The thief
had two guys first before anyone else, and he
could only move three squares, but he had a map.
So he would draw it out on his little map, and
his whole thing was he would break in at a certain
point, and then he would have to try and steal
pictures that were placed out in the museum.
So the other characters, they would... then roll
a dice, move so many places. They'd roll a second
dice that gave them different abilities, one
being what colour room they could ask a question.
What colour room is the thief in? Can any security
cameras see you? And I think there was something
else. Oh, can I see you? Or something like that.
Anyway, you are all trying to hunt down this
thief who's just drawing on this pad where he's
travelling and stealing all his pictures. After
two moves, the thief had to pull the picture
off. if he stole it. Right. But he's already
moved two spaces from that. Yeah. So. Yeah, right.
I've never seen that. It is such a good game.
It is such a good game. For anybody watching
that thinks board games are, you know, Monopoly,
the original. Not even, dude. They're a whole
different realm. If you like video games and
like playing games with friends. Um, there is
nothing better than fucking board games, man.
There is such a massive world of board games
out there. Tabletops are way better than video
games, in my opinion. When we get together and
we like sit down, we play a game, it doesn't
matter what you're playing. Like there's so many
amazing games out there, but it doesn't even
matter what you're playing. Just get your mates
together and have a game. Well, anyway, when
you find the person and you see them, then they've
got to try and get out. And then there's locks
around them. Anyway. That was a game I got. Still
wasn't fucking Cluedo. It wasn't until I think
the third or fourth year they actually bought
me Cluedo. And I was pretty excited about it,
but I think by that stage I didn't care. One
of those ones. The way you describe that reminds
me a little bit of Fury of Dracula. Yeah, dude.
Were you thinking that? That's a good one. Oh,
really? Yeah, it's a good game. It's a good game.
It's obviously a lot of board games will have
like a dungeon a game master Yeah, they're playing
against but there's a lot of secretive moves
in Fury of Dracula pretty cool. Yeah Yeah, you're
gonna hunt him across it like you got this big
map and you just got a hunt him along the thing
and sometimes you'll hear about him being spotted
somewhere else and it's a fucking really good
game it's funny we talk about it like that we
played it once we've played it once we should
play it more yeah we should play it again yeah
really should and we didn't even play all the
rules no no no we played like a kitty rule set
Yeah. I like that. I thought it was good. I see
it now. I'm like, we should play that again and
forget to kind of level. Is it one of those things
that takes ages to set up? Because I've got a
few games. It sets up quick. I think just whoever
plays Dracula needs to have a little bit more
insight to the rules. Because sometimes that's
what turns me off playing the game. Oh, it's
not Talisman. It's not Talisman. Yeah, that's
a whole day event. Talisman is a whole day event
and Stretch has already been up two hours prior
to us getting there. It's still a good fucking
day. It's a great day. We've played it probably,
what, 12 times? I think we've finished it three
times. I've won it twice because I'm the best
at it. It was sheer luck. I think the last one
I won by sheer luck, didn't I? Yeah. Because
that's legendary for me. I don't know if you've
played Legendary. Negative. No. It's a deck -building
game. They've got the Marvel series. Oh, yes.
I haven't played it. You haven't played it? Yeah.
It's just a lot getting the deck involved and
setting it up and you've got different missions.
Is there a DC version of that? Similar. Similar.
Not the same. I've played a DC deck -building
game. Yeah. It was fun. Yeah. Well, Legendary
is way better. Way better. And a lot more variety.
Yeah. But it's the same thing. It's the wildest
setup, all the decks and everything. The best
thing, though, is it's a cooperative game. Right.
Is that a monster killer? What's that? No, boss
monster. Boss monster. Different, different.
Boss monster is like a cross between a deck building
game. It's a side -scrolling kind of game. That
was fun too. They were really good. Yeah, I like
that. What about you, Lingy? What's a gift that
you got that you always wanted or kind of never
thought you'd get and blew you away? Yeah, it's
also a board game. Oh, there you go. Well, tabletop
game. I got a Warhammer set. Nice. In like the
late 90s. What war? It was like. I think it was
third edition. It was like a handful of marines
and a bike and a bunch of orcs on a bike. Okay.
So you got orcs and a space mariner? Yeah. Oh,
there you go. It was like in a starter set with
some paints. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's... Fuck,
that's unreal. Yeah. And I... Shit, I think it
was in year... Six or seven, maybe? Oh, wow.
Fucking sweet. And that started my addiction.
Yes, and that's what it is, my friend. Wait,
wait, wait. Didn't you bag out Warhammer? No,
he's the Warhammer. Magic the Gathering. Yeah,
Magic the Gathering. Oh, you said Warhammer was
a little bit better. Yeah, it's mostly like when
you go into a game store, right? He's self -aware.
When there's like a big Pokemon tournament. He
knows he has a problem. Those people smell bad.
Okay, yeah, I get that. When you say go into
a Warhammer tournament, they don't smell as bad.
He's not saying they don't smell bad, just not
as bad. I thought you were bagging out Warhammer
people as well. When he chops off his left arm.
And for those of you at home, you'll hear that
in the next episode. I don't actually want to
do tournaments. I just collect the models and
build them, and I want to paint them and just
leave them as it is. That's it. I don't care
about playing with them. That's basically what
I've got. Yeah. It's nice relaxing painting them
and listening to the audio books. They're really
good. Oh, I mean, just building the model is
so relaxing. Just sitting there. That's one of
the big things I like about D &D is the fact
that you can build, like, You're not constricted
to like an army. As a dungeon master, you get
all different types of monsters. Fuck, that looks
cool. I want to paint it. And then you're like,
oh, I'm going to throw these assholes because
they were dicks last time. And then we slaughter
it. I'll let you slaughter it. Sometimes. Sometimes
we don't want to slaughter things, Naz. Ranger.
Yeah, just leave it alone. Don't stab it. See,
I've never actually played D &D. D &D is fucking
amazing. I think the whole idea of it being so
open worries me because I like rules. I like
being. Oh, there's plenty of rules. Oh, there's
plenty of rules. Yeah, plenty of rules. I just
like being told you can do this and that and
that's it. They're very in -depth rules fucking
a lot of the time. I think that's why I liked
HeroQuest. Yeah, Hero Quest was good. Because
it was very simple and had rules and you knew
what you were doing. What about you, Clint, present
-wise? When I was eight years old, I got a push
bike. Nah, scratch that. When I was 14, I got
a PlayStation 1 and I never thought I would have
ever got a PlayStation. We were very... Very
low middle class families. We didn't have much
money to splurge on shit like that. Anyway, it
was my birthday and usually, you know, just minimalised
person. You know, parents do the best they can.
Anyway, they're like, oh, we're going out for
dinner. I'm like, okay, no worries, we'll stay
home. So I stayed home with the kids and mum
and dad went for a drive. Anyway, my birthday
was the next day. A couple of hours come home,
they come back and they've got this, just this
shopping bag. They go, oh, happy birthday, mate.
No, but it's a PlayStation, but not just a PlayStation,
but it was a PlayStation that had been mod chipped
and it had 50 games. Oh, no. I couldn't breathe.
I was fucking just couldn't breathe. Like this
was my first, my, my first gaming system. It
was mine. And I didn't know, like the only other
person that had the PlayStation at that point
was Paddy Curry around the corner. and you were
the PC master, and I was never going to be able
to afford, because PC is a master race. Yeah,
but you had the PC. You're the one that got me
onto Monster Truck Madness. No, dude, you got
me onto that fucking, remember that robot, that
mech fighter? Mech Warrior, too, yeah. No, no,
not Mech Warrior, where you're in the arena,
and you had the fucking massive hyper blade?
Oh, fuck. Is that the one? I don't know. It was
fucking sick, though. But you're the one that
got me onto Monster. I remember you. I love that.
Welcome to Microsoft. Monster Truck Madness.
It's such a simple game, too. So shit. You look
at it now. The wheels were fucking squares. And
because they were from the back, they looked
like wheels. Yeah. It was terrible. Anyway. So,
yeah, I got that. Yeah, man, I fell in love with
gaming hardcore. Look, I played games before
that in my family. Oh, you were a big on games.
Yeah. You're the one that showed me some of the
weirdest stuff. Well, that was a thing too when
you said PC Power Play and fucking all the Xbox
Explorer and all that sort of shit. You get all
them demos. Demos, yeah, back in the day. Just
fucking smash demos, pass them around your mates
and that. I never had a console. Yeah. I had
to talk my parents into saying. I needed a PC
for school. That's how I got into gaming. Because
I've never had a console. The first console I
ever owned was an Xbox. Originally an Xbox. And
I had to buy it myself. Yeah. My parents would
never buy me a console. Yeah. You were the one
that had the consoles. You had the Sega Mega
Drive. And I remember playing. What was that
one with the. You showed me this game. And it
was like kiddies and stuff. It was like a Mega
Drive game. No, that was the PlayStation 1 and
it was virtual sex. No, no, no. It wasn't that.
No, no, no. It was like you were hunting a vampire
or something, but in the background it was like
girls with tits. Pixelated titties. Yeah. Hot
as fuck. No, no, no. I think it might have been
Apocalypse. It was a fucking Bruce Willis and
he was running around as a top -down shooter.
No, that wasn't it. It was like a science school.
Where you're like. Not something like Streets
of Rage or something like that. No, not like
Streets of Rage. We need to know where these
titties are at. Like, Jesus. That goes along
with Jerry Halliwell. It was just a side scroller.
You just jumped and you had a whip or something
and you like hit things and stuff. It was just
a simple game. Aladdin. No, Aladdin didn't have
tits. See, mine's a game one as well. We'd had
consoles, so we had the Sega Master System, we
had an Atari at one point, but they were all
hot and we never got them at Christmas time.
They all kind of just fell off the back of a
truck and all of a sudden they were in our bedroom
because we were a lot of middle class as well.
But the first brand new console type thing ever
that I'd got, so my birthday's in the start of
November, pretty close to. Christmas, I'd saved
up the money from both because I didn't want
anything else. I wanted money. And then it was
at the time it was early 90s, and there wasn't
a whole lot to do shopping around Newcastle.
It was when you used to go to Sydney for a weekend,
and they'd do the shopping down there and whatnot,
and I bought the first Game Boy. Oh, yes, dude.
Okay, okay, scratch that. I did have the first
Game Boy. Yes, bro. The first Game Boy, I bought
it for myself. It came with Tetris, and I played
that for a few weeks, and it was sick. But then
my uncle, he was like he wanted Tetris Matt Stoner
at the time, and he traded me for Donkey Kong
Country. That was really good. The yellow cartridge.
Yellow cartridge, yeah. Great game. Great game.
And then after that, not long after that, I think
I got Pokemon Red. And that fucking changed my
brain for a long time. Fucking hell, man. Like,
even as adults, we'd go out and fucking Pokemon
hunt for Pokemon Go. Fucking drive around. In
the Lancer. Hatching eggs and catching shit.
A few gyms up here. Pull over. I've been playing
FireRedden on an emulator on my phone. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, right. I've been digging it, eh? It's like
the old Red, but a few little updates, and then
after you finish, there's other places you can
go. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. I've started playing...
On my Steam deck. Tape. What's it? Tape? It's
going to kill me. Mate, you've got to stop coming
to the table with all this good stuff and then
just name it. I am terrible with names. I am
terrible with dates. My memory is fucked. The
emulators, have you seen them? They look like
a Game Boy. The ones that they're selling on
Facebook and all that sort of shit. And loaded
with 2 ,000 games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bullshit.
You need to buy them off. Amazon as the blank
and then put whatever games you want because
they're like 50 bucks. Yeah, you gotta find the
right one Yeah, I've got it Because the one that
you get off those ads and they're loaded with
2 ,000 games They've got like a hundred of those
at the different versions of Pokemon and they're
English Spanish fucking Japanese Most of them
don't even have now you need a blank one. You
got downloaded. Yeah And it's half the price
if you buy it off Amazon, the blank one. Dude,
the game I'm loving right now is Ark Raiders.
It's such a good game, man. Like a really, really,
really good game. And I think it's in the same
vein as Tarkov, like Escape from Tarkov, but
it's nowhere near as hard. Like if you jump into
Tarkov like a week later. You're fucked. Is Tarkov
the one where you don't have, like, gamer tags
and shit? You've got no gamer tags. You've got
no in -game voice. You can only talk to the person
closest to you. Yeah. Yeah, you don't know if
he's on your team. You don't know anything. You've
got no HUD. You've got no map. There is no map.
So, yeah, you've either got to study the maps
or you're fucked. You don't know how weird to
extract. I do want to give, like, a… Shout out
to a toy that I got back in the 90s called VoiceBot.
You remember that thing? I don't remember VoiceBot.
So it was like a tank and used to give voice
commands. He does though. VoiceBot transform
and it would stand up kind of like the old fucking,
that Robosaurus. You remember the fucking, the
monster truck thing that would transform? Yeah.
Shitty kind of animatronic type thing. It'd stand
up and then its arms would be out with a couple
of guns and you could tell VoiceBot to shoot.
Drive forward, transform. Is that similar to
the Optimus Prime and stuff that you can get
now? No, they're way better. Oh, really? The
new ones? Have you not seen the toys that you
can get when you, like, transform? That's what
I'm saying. They're way better. Oh, they're way
better. Oh, I thought you meant the one you had
was way better. I'm like, what? I actually got
the image up of, like, this motherfucker. Reference,
eh? Yeah. I like reference because I'm a simple
man. Oh, you fucking hit me with a Christmas
light. Stretch me. That's very pretty. I'm pretty
happy with them. You go, all right, sir. Thank
you, man. Fucking go. That's a lot of effort.
Man. Done the hard yard. I like Deadpool's hat.
Me too. I'm glad it's not a red hat. What's wrong
with the red hat? Yeah, I remember that. Hey.
What's wrong with the red hat? That was the actual
toy. Oh, wow. Can't that fucking, I had one of
those. Yeah. I didn't. That was the box. I didn't
have that. Yeah, voice part, yeah. Oh, screw.
And, like, me and my brother both got one, and
I'd never seen it before. It just turned up at
Christmas. It was one of those toys that was,
like, oh, fuck. It was wild. And, like, everybody
that came around was blown away by it. Is that
one of those ones where, like, it was, like,
toy for the year. You missed out, like, knowing
about it. And then all of a sudden you're like,
oh, I got it. This is awesome. The parents are
like, oh, yes. I never saw any advertisements
for it. It was just, yeah, somehow they'd come
across this thing and, yeah. That's sick. Yeah.
I only remembered it the other day when we were
talking about this episode. What is the best
toy ever? What the fuck was that thing called?
So I had to voice control. And then VoiceBot
came up. I'm like, that's a fucking thing. I
love seeing shit like that. Yeah. I remember
back in the day where I had, it was before I
watched Star Wars, and I was given this toy from
a cousin of mine, and I just thought it was the
dumbest fucking thing ever. And all these little
fucking little walkabout play toy doll things,
action figures they're called apparently. And
I was just like, what the fuck? Fucking shit.
It was fucking Darth Vader's fucking, you know,
his spaceship, that triangle thing he fucking
lands. Yeah, yeah. One of those, Darth Vader,
he's fucking. You thought it was shit at the
time. I thought it was shit. Oh, no. I thought
it was fucking trash. Oh, no. And I turned my
nose up at it, and now I've seen one the other
day. It was in pretty much the same condition.
And you want you. For around $1 ,200. I told
you that when we were kids that I used to love
that. I never had any of my own. It was Lingy
and his older brothers. What were they called?
Muscle men? Oh, yeah, like just little fuckers.
Stretch Armstrong. No, no, no, no, no. They weren't
stretchy. They were kind of little guys. Yeah.
And they had a theme. Each one was like fucking,
I think there was hazmat ones. It was like fucking
army dudes. Just like little army dudes and stuff.
Yeah, just the. I don't know. I don't know. I
remember we used to play with them heaps. Yeah,
in the dirt and shit out in front of your house.
Oh, that's right. We had a whole village set
up in there. Beneath the pine trees in front
of your place in Greta Street. Greta Street.
It's like every hour after school, we'd hop on
the push -pull axe and meet up and, yeah. I was
talking about this the other day. You know what
I would miss? Push -pull? No, fucking building
shacks. You go out in the bush and build a shack.
I was actually thinking the other day. Kids don't
do that these days. Would you be okay with your
kids at the age that we went? Just go out in
the middle of the bush and build a shack. Going
out to camp out in the bush with me mates. Especially
when you don't have mobile phones. Yeah, we had
no mobile phones. No mobile phones. We just went
out there. Yeah. Stroke lights come on. Better
get home. No, we stayed out of the bush. No,
I wouldn't. We never did that. Didn't you? Nah.
Oh, dude, we stayed out of the bush, man. We
slept in our shack. It was that good. I didn't
until later on. Yes. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Come on,
show us. Yeah, just these little guys. They're
like GR Joes but smaller, but they just had a
really poofy look. Oh, fucking. I don't know
them. Fucking them and micro machines. Oh, micromachines
was a bomb. I had the colour changing ones where
you put it under different hot or cold water.
Nobody had the same fucking ones. Everybody had
a different one and you're like, I want that.
Yeah. I want your fucking micromachine. Oh, and
Transformers was a bomb. Yeah. I've still got
some of my micromachines. I use them in Gaslands
as remote control cars. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Can't.
Yeah, the yellow ones were my favourite of yours
because I never had them myself. Wow. Go back
to that picture you showed me. I don't know about,
I'm sure you probably were the same, but for
me that sort of thing was like the turtle. Oh,
yeah. I had a bucket full of Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles figurines. I had so many different versions
of the originals and I had the crane. Yeah. Yeah,
dude. Not like the little Krang. I had like the
big body Krang. Ah, I loved it. That was good.
Toys were fucking cool back in the day, man.
Yeah, they're just meant to be thrown away. Do
you remember Planet Wars? With Beast Planet and
there was the ice planet and stuff? Yes, I do
remember that. It was kind of like the next step
up from Mighty Max. There were planets and they
would open right out. They'd have little ships.
I think I might have been a bit older. Might
have been a bit older. I think Mighty Max even
for me was a bit. I don't remember Mighty Max.
You don't remember Mighty Max. It was Polly Pocket.
Polly Pocket for boys. No. Polly Pocket for boys.
No. No idea. I was an action man, the greatest
hero of them all. I think we might have been
in high school at that stage. Yeah, I was an
action man. So I was at mum and dad's a few years
ago. And I was fucking. Dig in something there
underneath my old bedroom window at the front.
Yeah and unearthed a Mighty Max I used to have
the zombie hand. Yeah, so fucking Yeah, definitely
not our generation. I I do know Yeah Yeah. Fucking
cool toys. I did. Did you have any cool presents
like after? Later on in life. What was like?
For me. Okay. As an old, old, like not necessarily
a kid. Yeah. For me, I got a big day out ticket
every year. Yeah. That was a gimmick. That's
fucking sick, bro. I know. Okay. Every year,
I was like, what do you want? I want a big day
ticket. That was it. $100 and something. That's
all I got. $160. No, it was $110 or $120. Do
you know how much shit is these days? Yeah. $230
to see Metallica in the seats. How many? $230.
That was nothing. I thought there'd be more.
That's fucking nuts. That was seated. Okay. How
much was the electric hallway for you, man? Oh,
dude, I don't know. Rach got it for me for my
birthday. Because you've got like the super.
Special pull my cock edition. See, I'm in their
tour manager's Discord, and because I'm a Patreon
member. Yeah. Yeah. Have a fucking hard time.
I think we're all out. They're all out. We're
all empty. Have a hard time. No, I'm good, man.
So, yeah, he's going to take us around on a private
tour and shit when we get there and that. Yeah,
nice. It's not a Christmas present, but fucking
that thing was probably one of the coolest presents
I've ever had that was completely fucking random.
You know what's really funny? What's really funny
is that exact poster was on my wall my entire
childhood because my parents owned that exact
poster. The amount of time, the amount of comments
that we get. I know. Yeah. Yeah, so many. Do
you know what I'm glad? That you cannot see what
shirt I'm wearing when I'm on the screen. Like
some of the jokes that we've posted. Everyone
always talks about that poster. With millions
of views. Yeah. I grew up with that poster. My
mum had that. My dad had that. Everywhere. No
one says anything about fucking. Oh, do you remember
the other poster? Mjolnir. Do you remember the
poster we used to have up in the kitchen, the
other one, where it was like a dinner party and
they had the different, like, it's hard to explain.
It was like a dinner setting. And there was different
mechanics that did different things to do everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And pulley systems everywhere.
Yeah, yeah. And pulley systems. Pulleys, man.
Yeah, I remember that. I remember you being around.
You'd sit there and stare at it like, oh, yeah.
Yeah, you fucking told me to make his Royal Daltons.
Oh, okay. Do you know what a Royal Dalton is?
Do you know they don't sell fucking knot rolls
anymore, motherfucker? No, no, it's fucked up.
So shit. Do you know what a Royal Dalton is?
Isn't it a toilet? Yeah. Okay, Royal Dalton is
worth a pristine toilet. Yeah. At the top of
the line. I've heard of a few kids that go to
school with my kids named Dalton. I'm like, what
the fuck? Jay's out of their shit. Whenever we'd
have lunch, it was always the Woolworths lunch.
You know, the red roll chicken. Bachelor's handbag.
So Dad's like, I'm going to get the Royal Dolphins
out, which is supposed to be the fancy shit.
It was a paper towel. So he'd rip open the paper
towel. He's like, I'm getting the Royal Dolphins
out for you. And then fucking these, Dad said,
man, these sesame seed knot rolls, and it was
just fucking homemade ginger beer, barbecue chicken,
and fucking sliced cheddar cheese. And you just
sit down and eat these fucking, dude, they were
so good, man. Except for the fucking ginger beer.
Ginger beer was great. No, it was great if you
didn't have it for every fucking drink you hit
for like two, three years. That's like lime cordial.
People still like lime cordial flavour. Man,
I had it for fucking a decade. I just cannot
come at it. Dad used to brew his own ginger beer
in the back shed. Uncle Stretch doesn't mean
it. You were talking about art on the walls.
I remember Burgoyne's. All these used to have
a lot of M .C. Escher art on their walls. Going
down the stairs, going down the stairs, going
down the sideways stairs. I'd never seen or anything
like that because Bergeron. That's always trippy.
Yeah, Bergeron's old man was a bit of an artist,
like making sculptures and shit like that. That's
the first place I ever saw fucking Warhammer.
He was real big into Warhammer. And then I think
they were pretty big on fucking. On the hooch.
Yeah, yeah. Devil's green. Neither of them had
licences and they were just fucking, yeah, cool
people. Yeah, making art and you see Asher everywhere
and fucking Warhammer. Speaking of cool artwork
at people's places, like you know how at someone's
house you see a bit of artwork, you don't think
much about it, then later in life you're like,
fuck, that was amazing. And then sometimes when
you're at your mate's house seeing some cool
artwork and you... You get to about that age
where you start having longer showers and these
pictures sort of... Stretch, you get called masturbating.
Have you been masturbating? No. Anyway, let's
move on. You may as well let him know. Mum always
had glamour shots up around the house. Nice.
Okay, not of your mother, right? Of your own
mum. They're still up. Okay. And they're great.
And I'm not saying anything. Okay. Who did the.
I'm not saying anything crass. I'm just saying
they're very artistic. He enjoyed them. Oh, he
enjoyed. I thought you. I know. Oh, okay. You're
lucky the creator doesn't listen to this podcast.
They were very, very, very nice. Fuck. Such excuses.
I always worry about what happens one day when
I inherit stuff and what do I have to do with
those things. I'm not going to fucking sell them.
I'm not going to burn them. I'm obviously fucking.
Motherfucker. Anything. Have you seen the sort
of images of my wife around in the interwebs?
They're not physical copies hanging around the
house, though. They'll follow that poor cut around
for the rest of his life. Just have a garage
sale. I'm sure somebody will give you $50. That's
what I'm worried about. I think the person that
will give you $50 is sitting right next to you.
Okay, $75. Fine, $100. As soon as you started
saying that, I knew exactly what you were talking
about. I feel stupid because I'm sitting there
going, oh, yeah, okay. I didn't know what you
were talking about. Everyone else knew what was
going on. I had no idea. You knew something was
up and you've never been to my mum and dad's
house. I had no idea. I knew who it was coming
from. Fucking idiots. Good call, mate. Fuck.
Gradually longer and longer she hours. Shower
should have been shorter. Not the first ones.
What kind of showers did you have at home? Did
you have an open shower or did you just have
the shower over the bath? No, no, no. We had
the standalone shower. We had the shower over
the bath. So the first time, nearly went ass
over tits. Woo! Didn't know what was going on.
I had to stop doing the shower because my fucking
arms started cramping up and I started having
seizures midway through. Fucking got to work
through that, bro. I gave up. I'm a quitter.
Shit. We had the spa part. Please stop. Please
stop. The tights. Get the jet on the tight norm.
Now we have the corner spire and the standalone,
so I feel like. I'm going to have to have a spire
in my next house. Dead set. I'm going to be like
a water feature. Going up one end, coming in
the other. Okay, back on the Christmas fucking
talk. I was talking about Christmas. Is that
your Christmas tradition? What did your Christmases
look like? Was it a home event? Was it family?
Was it fucking nothing special? Every year, the
year before Christmas Day, we'd go to Kempsey
and we'd spend it with me, Nan and Pop. I remember
Kempsey so much. Every time I'd be like, what
are you doing over the holidays? Because I want
to hang out with you. He's like, Kempsey, fuck
you. I would eat myself without you, you fucking
cunt. Yeah, then we'd shoot guns, race, you know,
ride dirt bikes, have rally cars out of the bush,
drive down to the fucking local waterhole and
swim with your cousins and shit. Like it was
always, the whole family was at Minen and Pops
for the whole two weeks. So that was Christmas.
Yeah. And then when. I had stopped going there.
Christmas, it manifested into something completely
different, like no one gets anyone gifts anymore.
I've hijacked my best mate's fucking family for
Christmas. So it's morphed. It's a different
beast these days. Yeah. And now it's like something
that, like Logan loves going out to Uncle Dave's
at Christmas Day and shit. Yeah. And, dude, like
I said yesterday, just him riding around on a
dirt bike, you can't fucking get him off once
he starts something. It's ridiculous. So I want
to start giving him good stuff. And that's what
we're doing. Hijacking. What about you? You've
got a pretty big family. What was your Christmas
day like? At the morning, we'd hang out at home.
Then we'd go to Nen's on my mum's side for lunch.
And then after that, we'd head to Nen's on my
dad's side. Big travel day. Nah, we were all
in the same town, man. Yeah, so no. Yeah, we
were home by five. You packed your backpack and
just went for a freaking drink. Yeah. It was
like Lord of the Rings. It was good growing up,
playing hide and seek with my cousins and all
that sort of stuff, good memories doing all that
sort of stuff. Yeah, I couldn't tell you how
many times I went up and down the back path on
the billy cart. Fuck yeah. So much fun. Yeah,
nowadays we sort of like more of us all sort
of do our own thing and sort of. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, usually on Christmas and that we head
down to Sydney and catch up with Kaylee's family
now. Yeah. And then we sort of come home and
catch up with my family on Boxing Day. Is that
where Kaylee's from down there? Yeah, she was
born in Blacktown. That's what I said. Kaylee.
Kaylee. Kaylee. He just said Kaylee. I thought
he said Kaylee. Shut up. I'm sorry. My bad. Wow.
Jesus. I'm sorry. It's all right. I will edit
this and I will fucking let you know. Yeah, but
even if I don't, you'll just sort of. Yeah, if
he's wrong or not. Even if I'm wrong, you'll
just dub the thing. So did she come from Sydney?
Yeah. Yuck. So it was your missus? Yeah. Yuck.
What about you? Where was your Christmas? Where
did your missus come from? My Christmas. Sydney
as well. Well, my parents. We're both registered
nurses, so it was whenever they were around.
Working some Christmases, yeah. They worked every
Christmas. Oh, really? Yeah, okay. So it was
just a matter of when they weren't working together
at the same time. Sometimes we'd have Christmas
later in the afternoon. Yeah. Yeah, but it didn't
matter. I preferred that. We stayed at home all
the time. Yep. And that's what I liked. I actually...
I have a rule now with my kids. I will not take
them anywhere on Christmas. Yep. Because when
we did, like, the one in the blue moon Christmas
that we actually, that both my parents were off,
that we went somewhere, fucking hated it. Absolutely
hated it. You open your fucking presents, and
it's like, oh, my God, this is the most awesome
thing. Okay, leave it there. We're going. I'm
like, no, I want to play. No, you can't play
with it. You've got to wait. No. so i won't do
it um so my christmas now um is i i make a rule
if it's at my place anyone is welcome to come
around i will make sure there's plenty of food
study or drink whatever i will supply everything
but i am not moving anywhere from christmas because
i want my kids to stay at home and enjoy their
prayer that's nice so i've got a relatively small
family um Couple of aunties, couple of uncles,
like a set of each. It's probably more than me.
Yeah. So there in Newcastle, we were always in
Cessna. And it would be Christmas morning, we'd
wake up, do the toys, and it was year about.
So one year, everybody would come to our place.
Next year, everybody would go to Newcastle. So,
you know, one year, you got all your toys, and
I got two cousins, and they would turn up, and,
yeah, it would just be. all the adults would
just fucking hook in. And it would just be all
night. It would be a fucking rager. Always a
good time. It was good at my place because we
always had a pool. There was one saving grace
about Cessnock's fucking Christmases. It was
the escape from the heat that way. And then we'd
go to Newcastle every opposite year. It was always
cooler there. We didn't have a pool. But, yeah,
I don't know. It was, yeah. get up, do the thing,
then either travel or stay. But these days it's
we travel to usually to my mother -in -law's
with the Christmas morning with all the cousins
because on my wife's side everyone's got kids.
So all the kids do the Christmas thing in the
morning and then we usually travel back to whether
it's still at my parents' place or my auntie
and uncle's place in Newcastle. Just fucking
get pissed. Yeah. Yeah. It's just that's the
culture with my sort of family. Yeah. But, yeah.
What's everybody's go -to Christmas movie? Love
Actually. Die Hard. Every year? You watch it
every year? Or is it just? Usually, Harry, Kaylee
and I try and watch it around Christmas Eve and
we'll smash a kilo of prawns. Oh, fuck yeah.
That's not what I expected. What did you say?
Die Hard. Die Hard, bro. You watch Die Hard every
year? Every year. Every year? Yeah. Time? It
would have to be Home Alone. Yeah, Home Alone.
Oh, dude, yeah, that's another one. Yeah, that's
one that I can watch myself and with my kids.
Yeah, with your kids. And also Elf. Yeah. Elf
is just such a... Good Christmas movie. For a
modern one, that's probably the best modern.
Will Ferrell. My personal favourite is Nightmare
Before Christmas, but if we're to watch one every
year, it's usually Steph's family and it's Christmas
Vacation. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't technically
Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween movie,
though? That's a Christmas movie scene, isn't
it? Okay. Oh, yes, too. Weird. I think it's before
Christmas. If we sit around drinking piss with
my fucking side of the family and we decide to
put Christmas carols on, Marilyn Manson's cover
of This Is Halloween is always what I put on.
And I'm like, fuck you lot. Because I went back
to Christmas. He's really good at covers, Marilyn
Manson. This Is Halloween. But not just that.
I mean, like, he's got. Dude's sweet dream. Sweet
dream. Tainted love. Tainted love. Yeah. That's
probably one of the best covers. Fucking oath.
I'm going to take a piss. We have smooth Botoxed
face and he's hairy dick just delivering chips
to fuckers. We're recording you, by the way.
You're recording. Your face is recording. This
whole fucking building's out of recording. All
right, Gobbledock. Who would win in a fight between
him and Alf? Fucking gobbledog all the way, motherfucker.
I don't know. Alf used to be a cat. Yeah, no.
Fucking Alf's a pussy. Oh, no. And he picks on
cats because they were smaller than him. No,
no, no. I don't like Alf. Did you know that the
creator of Alf tried that hard to maintain the
illusion that he was a real alien, that he bankrupted
the whole production? Oh, really? Yeah. So Alf
had like a whole heap of shows and like a live
studio audience. He would make sure that the
sets were set up in a way that he or whoever
was doing the puppet could remain hidden and
Alf would stay in character between shots to
the point where he, like, fucked up a whole lot
of fucking movies and shit, just bankrupt him.
Because Alf was pretty fucking big back in the
day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had no idea
then. Elf was so dark. Yeah, it wasn't dark.
He just, old mate that fucking came up with him
just wanted to fucking, I don't know. Pretend
he was an alien. Push the fucking illusion. Do
you remember Agro? Yeah, Agro. Have you seen
some of the outtakes? Yeah, the outtake. That
cunt would be in front of court. Holy shit. Fucking
curry, man. Yo, man. That's a lawsuit. Back in
the day, was it Alf or Cheese TV? Cheese TV.
Cheese TV, 100%. Once it was on the air, Alf
got the fucking arse. Agro got the arse, yeah.
Dude, Cheese TV. Cheese TV. And if he got up
a little early, aerobics all style. Always aerobics
all style, motherfucker. When you got to a certain
age, yeah, of course. Before that, I was like,
get the fuck off. Off the screen, give me some
fucking turtles. Yeah, I don't want to get up
now. I want to fucking, I want to watch it. I
remember when it first came out, watching the
first episode. Well, before that, it was the
big breakfast. Did anybody, did anybody remember
the live action TV show of the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles with the fifth turtle? Yeah, the
chick. The chick turtle. Venus. The light blue.
Yeah, the light blue turtle. She had boobs. I
was confused. I know where this is going now.
But can you remember that show? No. That was
fucking sick. It only hung around for a season.
Yeah. But it was sick. It came out around about
the time that the Power Rangers kind of came
into fucking fruition. Oh, okay. Yeah, I wasn't
a big Power fan. That blew me mind a while ago
when I was watching like a documentary about
Power Rangers. I didn't realize they just copied.
Like they just bought an Asian show and reshot
the scenes when they're not in suits. And re
-dubbed it. So much so that the yellow ranger
wasn't actually a girl. That's correct, yeah.
That's why the pink ranger's the only one with
a skirt. Oh, shit. Trini never had a shirt. There
you go. Have you seen the... The Power Rangers,
the adult one they did? Yeah, the YouTube one.
No, the dark one. The dark one. I did. And it's
actually got, what's his name? Jason David Frank?
No, Dawson. Dawson. Dawson. Oh, that's right.
Yeah, I think Jason David Frank wanted to push
that. He was in it. He was in it? He was in it,
yeah. He would have had to have been the Green
Ranger then. Yeah. Or the White Ranger. Yeah,
or the White Ranger. I think the Green Ranger
was in that one. Yeah, it was the Green Ranger.
I remember watching them like, they need to do
this. The Green Ranger was that good, they gave
his actor three first names. Jackson, David,
Frank. Yeah, he had an MMA career before he died
too. They say you can't trust a dude with two
first names. But you can definitely trust somebody
with that. Yeah, the third one cancels the rest
of it. It actually anchors it in believability.
Yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, my name's Jason David.
Fuck off, Frank. Hey, you're my kind of people.
Landon's actually watching that at the moment
on Netflix. Power Rangers? The original series,
yeah. Oh, fucking yeah. Wait until he gets to
the movie and it's even worse and it's just all
a bunch of fucking muddies doing. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, technically, Power Rangers is just Voltron.
Sort of. Ultraman. Yeah, it's Wildman. Power
Rangers is just Ultraman. Dude, look, it's still
fucking, come on, man. It's the Power Rangers.
It was our first high school crush. Really? No.
No. Buffy. Buffy was before Power Rangers for
you? I mean, I like Power Rangers, but I never
thought Kimberley was that great. No, I never
was interested in Power Rangers. I lost Power
Rangers. Yeah, I like Power Rangers, but Kimberley
was just like, yeah, she's hot. But Buffy was
the one that I got a horn for. Sunday, 23rd November,
4 .02. Just for when Landon says, hey, Uncle
Clint, when did you know that Dad was gay? And
this is the day and time. It was at the Christmas
special. Your dad said he didn't like Kimberly.
That's why we knew he was gay. Fuck you, guy.
But, yeah, okay. First kind of, would you say
that was your first pop culture crush? Hands
down. When did Alex Mack come in? Never watched
it. Really? Never watched it. Yeah, I remember
that. I don't know. It might have been after.
I don't know. I was down on that. Around that
same time, mine was Smallville. Oh, Lana Lang.
Yeah, Lana Lang. I need to look up these dates.
Dude, my brain is so fried I've got no idea what
the fuck you're talking about. Stop going out
for a smoke, cunt. I'm trying to figure out what
was I watching that really fucked up sort of
thing back then. In the mornings, I had me fucking
gargoyles, street sharks. Biker mice. Wait, wait,
wait. Are we talking about the same thing you
feel? Yeah. The crush or are we talking about
the same stuff? And then afternoon was. Your
life was hot. No, the mornings were to get me
fucking prepped for the day, get that fucking
mongrel in me. Go out there and get that fucking,
get that poo can. And then in the afternoons,
always come home, give yourself a nice relaxing
massage and some spa. Maybe tickle the taint.
Maybe who knows. Just give yourself some love
and thunder, you know what I'm saying? Don't
give yourself no one from the back. So Mighty
Morphin Power Rangers came out in 93. Alex May
came out in 94. There you go. See, Power Rangers
for me, mate, because I'm a fucking OG. Because
you're a stud. Oh, I thought I was being the
host of that growth guide in connection to Anne
-Marie. Oh, she's great. I couldn't know. Her
hair was shit. Yeah, it was. She had that bob,
yo. But pretty much everyone back then did. Yeah,
my mum. She doesn't anymore. Oh, shit. Way to
drag the party down. Oh, fuck. Anyway, I didn't
realise how hot Anne -Marie was until we got
older. Yeah. I think I might have taken a bit
of notice back then. It might have been why I
stuck to agros a little bit after Cheese TV came
out. Cheese TV. I mean, it was better than watching
two guys. I mean, I did like Scully. She came
out in 92 as well. Yeah, flaming red hair. Yeah,
but she wasn't a believer. She wasn't a believer.
I couldn't fucking like it. She's not a believer.
She's improved in age. She's still not a fucking
believer though, Jeremy. How can you have a conversation
with Scully when she doesn't even believe in
anything? Back in that day, that was 90210 era.
Didn't watch that. It was a soap opera. Get out
if not. Yeah, I was watching it for a totally
different reason. Maybe the volume was down a
lot. So at that point you'd just go to SBS and
hope there's a foreign movie on there. I pretty
much was. I'm pretty sure on SBS there was something
about a killer condom. I do remember that movie.
It's Felix the Cat for me on SBS. You'd hope
to see Felix the Cat because he was just Randy
all the time. Going around fucking shit. I think
Felix the cat was actually a proper cartoon.
I think you mean Fritz the cat or something.
Fritz the cat, that's what it is. I was going
to say, Felix the cat's the one with the purse
that you keep pulling things out of it. First
cartoon crush. Jessica Rabbit. Yes. Get fucked.
Rogue. What can top her? No. Jethic Rabbit was
before Rogue. Rogue. Rogue was hot, but Jethic
Rabbit was before that. I wasn't attracted to
Jethic Rabbit. How were you not? No, I wasn't.
I was more turned on by fucking Bob Hoskins.
All the cartoon redheads, man. Even fucking Gillian
Anderson. I don't know. Yeah. It was a cartoon,
you fuck. That's what I'm saying, the evolution
to that point. Actually, I'm just saying, Rogue,
yeah, he's a redhead as well. Goddamn, Rogue
is smoking hot in that cartoon. Yeah. I don't
give a fuck. Oh, yeah, she is. I'm just saying
that. Roger Rabbit was before that. I was 14.
Yeah, Jesus. I was 14 when Rogue was around,
man. Yeah, but where were you when Jessica Rabbit
was around? About the same age, I think. I think
it was before that. Yeah, it was well before
that. Yeah. When was he framed, Roger Rabbit?
88? I'm looking. So X -Men, the animated series
was 92. Fucking Roger Rabbit was way before that.
88. I was actually more concerned about how old
you were when you saw Jessica Rabbit then. Yeah,
88. 88. Yeah, I think I would have been five
when I first seen Jessica Rabbit. Oh, you ought
to be about the same age. Yeah, but at the same
time, I was more like ready to stick my thumb
in my ass sort of thing. I wasn't doing anything.
I wasn't turned on by nothing. So, yeah, by the
time I had that blood flowing and I had that
stuff pumping, it was rude. It was gay. I've
always been attracted to fucking hot women. Dude,
I'm a fucking hot man. I get attracted to hot
men all the fucking time, yo. Fucking dude. When
we went to fucking good things last year, we
were in the tent with all the fucking people
doing all the fucked up shit. There we go. There
was a bloke in there with his shirt off, man.
Fucking one of the most incredible chefs. I'm
talking Chris Evans of Captain America, right?
Fucking better than that. Silky smooth, fucking
takes care of himself, right? Walked up and I'm
like, bro, fucking nice work. And he gave me
a high five and said, thanks, bro. And I'm like,
fucking. Went over there and me wife's there
smoking hot in a fucking skin -tight area. And
I'm like, hey, babe, you see that fucker's chest
over there? Mate, you've got to give Ben props.
He's worked hard on that. He deserves a bit of
props. If you don't believe me, there are fucking
four people there that see me do it. No, I believe
you. I know you do. I don't agree with you. Is
this why you're always keen to come play games
with us? Fuck yeah. I love watching you brains.
If I was going to turn, it would not be for the
body. It would be the mind. I agree with a lot
of what women think with the nice guy in Hollywood
type thing that would make them popular. I'm
not gay. I just appreciate things. You'd suck
Alan Richardson's dick, though. Richardson, motherfucker.
Yeah. He's name right. Keep my husband's name
out your fucking mouth. I don't go for the body.
I don't go for the body. Oh, fucking hell. You're
asking in turn for William Defoe? No, Willem
Defoe. Fucking Willem, mate. Not with that member.
Not with that. I want to fucking walk again,
mate. Jesus Christ. Who's the other one? Actually,
you've talked about William Defoe a lot. Willem.
Willem. Willem Defoe. Willem Defoe's dick is
impressive. Just his dick. There's another one.
There's another guy who's. Oh, my memory is so
bad. Have you watched Hollywood Babylon? Yeah.
Yeah. There was a segment on Hollywood Babylon.
You know who I'm talking about now then. Yeah,
it's fucking. How big is Liam Neeson's cock?
Liam Neeson apparently has a really good cock
as well. Yeah. How big is it? Because I have
a whole segment on how big is his cock. Liam's
cock is so big. Fucking such a good segment.
Yeah. Jesus. Such a good podcast. And a big yuck.
Go on. Give us something else. More Christmas
stuff. Is it breakfast, lunch, or dinner is the
big meal? Lunch. Lunch. Now or before? Now. Now
is lunch, yeah. Yeah, lunch is a big one. What
about back in the day? Lunch. Lunch. Depends
on what my parents were working. Yeah, no, it's
always been lunch for us too. Fucking the parents
are always too fucking wrecked by dinner time.
It was always leftovers. We're hungry. Get these
fucking leftovers for yourself. Dinner was leftovers,
yeah. Yeah, that's what it is now too. You fucking
get fucking ripped in before lunch, fucking fill
up on food, and then you try and struggle over
that fucking lump in your guts for fucking the
rest of the afternoon into the night. Yeah. I
suppose that would lead into the next one. Was
it hot or cold? Yeah, hot or cold? Cold. Cold?
Yeah, okay. So what, just cold meat? Cold meat,
man. Chicken, prawns, fucking a nice, nice ham.
Yeah. Some bread rolls. Ham was always good.
Cold slaw. Oh, yeah, ham's always good. Zucchini
slice, fuck me. And then the creme de la creme.
The fucking dip, dip. Oh, yeah. Well, damn deep's
warm, mate. It doesn't have to be, not after
a couple of minutes. When that cheese is soaked
into that bread. And you can't dip it in because
it's gone solid. Can you place a Barry White
in the back of this next bit? When the cheese
is just melted into that bread and just a little
bit more soft and moist on the inside, you still
get that crisp snap at the crust on the outside.
Thank you, man. Very easily. When we were younger
and we'd go to Nan's place for lunch, she had,
you know, the stoves that you'd have to feed
wood into? Yes, sir. Yeah. Hot lunch cooked on
that. Yeah. Done. Whatever goes. Depends on where
we were at the time. But usually it was a hot
lunch. It was a hot, you know, baked chalk, baked
dinner, stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. See, it's
funny. My family was always kind of like the
more cold stuff when I was growing up. Ham was
always a gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ham, barbecue,
cold, everything cold. Now that we're traveling
every Christmas Day, it's usually we have a light
lunch when everybody else has lunch at the mother
-in -law's. It's usually cold, all the cold meats
and stuff, and then we get to meet mum and dad
and uncles, and it's usually a warm kind of deal.
So I've got to pace myself, drive an hour and
then meet again. It's fucking hard, man. Do you
really have to pace yourself? Yeah, I do. Otherwise
I'm fucked and I can't drink and get pissed.
Well, nowadays it's more barbecue oriented. Either
the traditional barbecue or I'll get a smoker
going and I'll get the brisket. I would love
to do shit like that, but we travel every year.
The amount of time you've got to dip. Like dedicate
to a smoker is fucking insane. I've got a sick
fucking spit roast at home too. There you do.
You know what's really good about it though?
There's always that given rule. You have to have
a beer when you barbecue. Yeah. So when you're
smoking, you've got to start at like 6 o 'clock
in the morning. Yeah. And I've started them at
like 6 o 'clock at night so they're ready for
lunch next day. Oh, really? I did that one year.
Eight kilo brisket. Wow. I did a pulled pork
butt, and I did it the night before Christmas.
I started at 7 o 'clock in the morning. I pulled
her off at 4 o 'clock at night, and I was pulling
at 1 o 'clock in the morning for Christmas Day
the next day. So did you have to stay up all
night and watch that brisket? No. Get up periodically?
Oh, wait up. Well, I normally get up through
the night. Okay. What sort of smoke have you
got, though? Have you got a pellet smoke? No,
I used to have one that I built at work, just
charcoal on the bottom, and I've recently switched
to a gas one. Yeah, right. Because usually with
the charcoal one, you've got to keep an eye on
that temp because it can spike and drop no matter
what. I would not trust it overnight. I'm not
going to lie, though, the meat that came out
of the charcoal one tasted a bit better than
the gas, but the gas is just so much easier.
You hit a few knobs. let it sit for a bit, and
your temp's done. Yeah. I know with the pellet
smoker, it's all automated. So you set a temperature.
It's like the cheater way of smoking. You just
go this temp for this long, and then you can
go to sleep and it'll fucking look after it.
It's a lazy man's smoke. I've smoked in mid -weather
before where you do the chain of fucking charcoal.
Oh, the charcoal chain. Yeah. It's just always
fucking a smaller amount of meat. You can't do
a decent size in there. Because otherwise it
starts getting to be more of a direct than an
indirect call. Yeah. I've got the Kamado. Oh,
yeah. You like the big A. Yeah. It's only a cheap
version. It's not the official Kamado. But, yeah,
same idea. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, I want to go make
some barbeque. I just wish I had more time to
do it. Yeah, dude. That's the thing. You've got
to dedicate fucking 12 hours to it. Fuck. It's
been a while since I've smoked something because
of that whole reason. But with the Kamado, you've
got versatility. Same with Weber 3. You can just
use it. The Wi -Fi thermometers are really coming
in. Definitely. Fucking not cheap, though, are
they? Depends on what you're looking at. You
can get one for $100, got four probes. Oh, yeah,
right. Well, you just send text messages to your
phone and shit. Well, no, you've got to monitor
it. Oh, you've got the app? The more expensive
is when you can start setting time. Oh, no, no,
the cheap ones you can do that with too. Yeah,
it's all about the app, yeah. I've got the Weber
brand ones. They're not like the meter ones.
Meter? I've got a meter. Yeah, they're heaps
expensive. They're really, really good. Yeah,
but they're wireless. Yeah, that's why they're
expensive. I remember when I first looked at
them when they first started kind of becoming
popular and it was you had to spend the money
to kind of get the decent app. Okay, that's cool.
A hundred bucks, one they can do full probe and
that will give you alerts if you go over temp
or under temp. You can set time and it's all
in the app. The app's free, so it's more this.
And the app's got built -in recipes and stuff.
Because, you know, they want you to use their
shit. So they want to make it as easy as they
can. I wouldn't trust the app. I'd go find my
own recipes. What's the, um, what is it? What?
When do you cut the probes? Depends on whether
it's the web one. Web one. There's several out
there, though. Yeah, there's heaps. Yeah. Well.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. We might wrap
it up here. Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope
you have a good Christmas Day and a Happy New
Year. Please, guys, like, comment, subscribe,
do all the stuff I usually beg you to do. Love,
peace, do great. Merry Christmas, motherfucker.
Bye. See you.