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From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Stretch.

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I'm Ling. I'm Tahn. And I'm Clint and this is

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Prevailing Strange Christmas Edition! Merry Christmas,

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everybody, from Prevailing Strange. This is our

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Christmas special. We're back again with our

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guests, Lingy and Tahn. Ho, ho, ho. Did you just

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call me a hoe? I think to begin the festivities,

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we've done a bit of a shirt swap. Who has the

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worst Christmas shirt? Who wants to go first?

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I'll go first because I'm first. Okay, you go

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first. I got this first. You come first? Always.

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This is for you, Mr. Ling. Check it out and give

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it a count. Yeah, we've got to give the camera

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a few. Very, very accurate. Damn straight it

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is. I knew you'd like that. Very nice. Very nice.

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Fucking love those. I know you do. That's probably

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similar. I was even going to give you another

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one. Mr. Joshua says smear of Christmas. He's

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drinking a can of milk. So a little bit of story

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for this one. I ordered one online and it still

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hasn't been shipped yet. So luckily I found another

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one. This is for Mr. Tahn. You're going to get

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an abundance of Christmas shirts. That is pink.

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That is pink. You're going to get an abundance

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of Christmas shirts in the mail. I am curious

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as to what. What was the original? It was Jingle

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Balls with a ball sack with a mistletoe at the

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top of it. I think I might have liked that one.

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It was quite graphic. Well, I've got one for

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my best bud here, Clint. Oh, you! And I'm sure

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you'll love this one. Oh, for fuck's sake. I've

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seen the teeth already. Oh, yes. I think I've

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seen... On point. Accurate. I've seen gay as

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shit in King's Cross. I'm actually more excited

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now that I know that you have to wear it. And

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my good buddy Jeremy. I love the packaging. There's

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too many? The bag says magical birthday. Just

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look at the first one and I'll explain the second

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one after. Here we go. I don't think that's going

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to fit you, mate. Deck me with balls. Did you

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make that? You're the goat. You cut that out

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of the other one? Okay, so I ordered a shirt

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in a bit of a rush. Got the right size, but in

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a women's. So I borrowed the mother -in -law's

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sewing kit, watched a couple of YouTube videos.

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Heartfelt. I love it, buddy. Thank you. Heartfelt.

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Well done. All right, we're going to do the cut.

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And we're back with the Christmas spirit. All

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dressed up. Fuck y 'all. Pink's never been my

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colour. I've got a few crackers here. Pink's

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definitely my blue crisp. Oh, dang it. Wait,

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you don't do it the girly way, do you? No, no,

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no, grab the whole end. Come on. One, two, three.

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You won. Except we don't know where the fuck

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it went. Oh, I've got a ribbon. Okay, so what

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do we do with the next one? Is it the one beside

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us or are we going diagonal? Yeah, we'll go beside.

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You won anyway and it worked out well. Fuck yeah.

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We all won one. Oh, we're all winners. Hooray.

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I got dominoes. Same. Do we have jokes in here?

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Oh, fuck. Let's pray. What starts with P and

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ends with E and has a thousand letters? What?

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Post office. Oh, they're bad. They're so terrible.

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What do you get hanging from Santa Claus's roof?

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I don't know. Tired arms. Does everybody remember

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that? Oh. I'll get it in a sec. Does everybody

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remember staying up late waiting for Santa Claus

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to come? Yeah. But about the awkward science

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while he got dressed. I'm pretty sure that wasn't.

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That's not in there. You should probably cut

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that one out. Okay. That's not getting cut out,

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motherfucker. Who says oh, oh, oh? Dyslexic Santa?

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Santa Claus walking backwards. What the fuck?

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I was pretty close, I thought. What do you call

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a three -legged donkey? What? A wonky. Fucking

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Lugger's got his storybook and it's winky wonky

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donkey. Oh, the wonky donkey. Yeah. Fuck, dude.

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At the end of it, I'm like, fucking hell, I need

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water. Landon got that sign the other day. The

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fucking author comes around to their school.

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Yeah, right. It's fucking sick. Is this guy really

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doing a puzzle? What the fuck did you give us

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this shit if you don't want to... I've done a

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little bit of a quiz for everyone. A little bit

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of a game for us all to play being Christmas.

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We're going to do a little bit of a game. The

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first one is a very easy one. I'm going to start

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off easy and then it's getting a bit more complicated

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and difficult after that. I'm down. Right now.

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Okay. So they've announced this year the Game

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Awards, the best game nominees. Is anyone aware

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of what the best games are nominated for this

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year? Unfortunately, I'm not up to date with.

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Anyone? No. I thought this would be an easy one.

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No, no. You're the only kind of real gamer here.

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I want to say the Ghost of Tsushima sequel. Wrong.

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No? Wrong. Didn't get a nomination. Fuck. No.

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It hasn't even got a war game coming out. No.

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You're actually thinking too big. We're talking

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indie games? Indie games? This year, surprisingly,

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very, very heavily. Repo? Indie games. I have

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heard. That was a big streamer. Yeah. No, not

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Repo? No. Hades 2. Okay. Hollow Knight. Hollow

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Knight, yeah. Okay, I've seen a lot of that,

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yeah. Yeah, right. The big one that everyone's

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been talking, and this is probably the only game

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I've played on this list, Claire Obscure Expedition

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33. I've seen a lot of that. It's only just come

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out, though, hasn't it? No, no, it's been out

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for most of the year, and it is really good.

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If you're a fan of the old Final Fantasy games,

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very good game. It's only just come across my

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feed in the past couple of weeks. I hadn't heard

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about it. No, no, it's been out for a long time,

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and that is a really good game. Okay. Very good

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story. And, again, indie developer. Okay. There's

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only a few people that worked on that one. Death

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Stranding 2, obviously not indie. Oh, yeah, that's

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fucking sick. Have you played Death Stranding

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2? I have played the first one, and then I've

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watched. playthroughs of the second one, and

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it is so fucking nice. See, I like the story,

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but it is really hard to play a game where you

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just walk. Well, I've, guiltily, I have a game

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called The Walking Simulator. And I have probably

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about 57 hours on this game. I have a friend

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who likes playing The Mowing Simulator to chill

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out. Doesn't mow his own lawn. I have the lawn

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mowing simulator. I have over 150 hours of that.

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I would play that because mowing the lawn is

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one of my favorite things to do. Just for two

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reasons. One, I put my headphones in and I can

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blast whatever the hell I want to play and everyone

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leaves you alone. That's like two hours of alone

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time. I get hay fever. You get hay fever. You

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do get hay fever, don't you? I can't remember

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your one. The next one was Donkey Kong Bonanza,

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which I don't have a switch to, and I'm going

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to walk out for something that's going to be

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better than the first one. And Kingdom Come Deliverance

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2. Another one. I haven't played either of those.

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No, neither. The only one I have played was Play

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Obscure. Obviously I know about all the others,

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but I haven't got around to them yet. Okay. The

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next one. This is where it gets a little bit

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more complicated. I've got... Now it gets complicated?

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That was supposed to be the end one. I thought

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that was like basic news for everyone. Anyway,

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I'm going to give you a tagline for a movie.

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You have to guess what the movie is from the

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tagline. The first one is Dance with the Devil.

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Oh, I could think of Devil's Advocate, but I

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don't think that's what it is. Dirty Dancing?

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No. Dance with the devil. Dance with the devil.

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No idea. It's not Footloose, is it? Something

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stupid like that? No. No, there's actually devils

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and dancing involved. No idea. It might be a

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little black oriented. That's not Sinners. Yes.

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Is it? Holy shit. Is that what the tagline was?

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Yeah. Fucking hell, okay. I have no idea. Great

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movie, by the way. That's one I haven't seen.

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I want to, just haven't been in the right frame

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of mind for it. Absolutely beautiful film. Watch

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it on the biggest screen you can. Hell yeah.

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Most of the stuff I'm catching up on stuff is

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on my phone, so yeah. That's probably one of

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the reasons I haven't watched it, because I want

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to give it what it deserves. Full experience.

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It's good. Okay, next one. A new era is born.

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Fucking Jesus. A new era is born. I've got no

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idea. Oh, man, that could be fucking Star Wars.

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It could be fucking, yeah, I don't know. It could

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be anything. Okay. DNA, ancient. DNA, ancient.

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Fucking hell. Come on, really? Jurassic Park?

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Yes. No, Jurassic World. Or one of them. Wait,

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wait, wait. Jurassic World. Dominion? No. No.

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He started to say it. I just copied it. Fuck.

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Rebirth. Yeah. I haven't seen that yet. Oh, man,

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it's good. Oh, it is good. Yes. It is probably

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the second best, maybe the third best Jurassic

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movie. Fucking stop it. No, legit. But hang on,

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is that one with Scarlett Johansson in it? Yeah.

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Yeah, you watched the wrong movie. Legit. No,

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no, no. The third one. It's the third best for

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me. It beats out all the worlds. Beats out. No,

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no, no, no. It does not beat out the first world.

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Jurassic World, the first one. No, it goes one,

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two, and then. No way. Yeah. No, I'm a Lost World

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guy. Oh, really? Yeah. I think I was a massive

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Michael Crichton fan, so the second book. miles

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better than that fucking piece of shit. Yeah,

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but I mean it's fucking Jeff Goldblum. Yeah,

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Jeff Goldblum. That's all you need. No. I think

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you ruined it for me when the T -Rex did a Godzilla

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at the end. Oh, man. That wasn't in the book.

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That was the thing. No, it wasn't in the book.

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I love that that was the sign -off of all the

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songs. No, that did not. That ruined it for me

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because it wasn't in the book. I mean, I would

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almost put. Above the second one, but probably

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for nostalgia reasons, it would be one, two,

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and then the latest movie. Oh, really? Because

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I actually liked their first Jurassic World because

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they brought it back to the park. I didn't mind

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it. It's probably four. All right, I'm going

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to give you, I'm going to watch that. Yeah, that's

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good. Next question. Next question is, some search

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for battle, other are born into it. I was born

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in it. Molded by it. I will say, battle is something

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you might want to focus on. Battle. Fuck's sake.

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I'm not good at this shit. Mortal Kombat? No,

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no, no. It's a movie. Oh, well, yeah. It was

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a movie. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Battle is one.

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It's actually in the title of the movie. Battleship?

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No. Yeah, I didn't think it was. What was the

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tagline again? Some search for battle. Others

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are born into it. Not one battle after another.

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Is it? I wouldn't have known that, yeah. One

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battle after another. It's a new Leonardo DiCaprio

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movie. I haven't watched it. Or watch the boys'

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review of it. Rage Whale's review of it. That

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record's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. They

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rate it. It's really good. I made... I just downloaded

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it recently and I made an effort. You what? No,

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I mean. You don't support media? I made an effort

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to watch it before this because I'm like, this

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is supposed to be the movie of the year. Yeah,

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I mean, I've missed it. I'll get there. I will

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have to say, if this is what they consider the

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movie of the year, it is a good movie, yes. Not

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the best. I mean. There's so many better movies.

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I think that is just a whole what this year of

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movies has been. Well, yeah, good zap. Only Red

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and Gold. Oh, shit. Oh, you fucked it up. Fuck.

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No, the green one's good because I can't see

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the green light, the actual light, but I can

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see the glow bouncing off of it. It's really

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good, man. Yeah, I like it. I like it. I think

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we might just leave it. What's up, Jeremy? I

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do. And I'm liking the tinsel too. Yeah, the

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tinsel's nice. Festive. Really nice. Well done.

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That's very good. First hunt, last chance. That

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should be an easy one. Oh, yeah, the badlands.

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Yeah, done. Easy. That's good. I haven't watched

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it yet. This one might be a little bit tricky.

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Should we? We should watch it. We should. Yeah.

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The law's reach never stretched this far. Seems

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to me a time -travelling movie. No. I was wrong.

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Is the movie out yet? It is out, and it is a

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remake. Oh, actually, no, it's a sequel, actually.

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It's continuing on, and it's a comedy. Not The

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Running Man. No, it's a stupid comedy. Oh, here

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we go. The Law of the Reach. The Law of the Reach.

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This is your alley. I'm not a stupid comedy fan.

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We're thinking cop. I'm not the third fucking.

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Super Troopers? No. Fuck, I'm so close. You're

00:16:27.519 --> 00:16:33.559
getting close to that. Not Reno 911. No, but

00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:37.820
very close again. Liam? Oh, Naked Gun. Yeah.

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Fuck. Dude. Okay. Did you just watch that movie?

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No. Holy God, man. It was the fucking tits. Yeah,

00:16:47.500 --> 00:16:50.850
right. It's the tits. That one was a hard category,

00:16:50.950 --> 00:16:56.990
but I'm hoping you can guess the theme of those

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answers. All those movies have one thing in common.

00:17:00.529 --> 00:17:04.170
We didn't get them. No, no, you did actually

00:17:04.170 --> 00:17:06.230
get a couple. They're all new. They're all got

00:17:06.230 --> 00:17:09.269
blockbuster. Wait, were you close with the first?

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Were they all remakes? No. They all have a tagline.

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Sequels? No. Fucking Jesus. Sinners, Jurassic

00:17:19.839 --> 00:17:22.839
World Rebirth, One Battle After Another, Predator

00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:25.920
Badlands, and The Naked Gun. It has a theme to

00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:31.460
what we're doing for this show today. Holidays.

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Christmas. Shit. Where are they? When were they

00:17:36.869 --> 00:17:39.950
fucking this year? Christmas. Yeah, okay. They

00:17:39.950 --> 00:17:44.190
were all 2025 movies. Yeah, okay. So yeah, maybe

00:17:44.190 --> 00:17:47.309
I made this. That was too obvious. I skipped

00:17:47.309 --> 00:17:49.130
straight over that. I was like, you know, they

00:17:49.130 --> 00:17:51.390
came out this year, but fucking what's the theme?

00:17:51.769 --> 00:17:55.829
I'm feeling so dumb right now. Shouldn't have

00:17:55.829 --> 00:17:58.369
gone out for that smoke, man. Maybe it gets a

00:17:58.369 --> 00:18:02.480
little bit better from here. My brain feels like

00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:04.259
it's running on a fucking mouse on the treadmill.

00:18:04.599 --> 00:18:09.680
Oh, shit. Right. The next lot of questions I've

00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:13.720
got is I'm going to name actors. Okay. And then

00:18:13.720 --> 00:18:15.500
you've got to guess the movie that they're from.

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Any movie? Just a movie? There's a movie that

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all these actors are from, but you've just got

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to. Oh, you're going to go through them all first.

00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:25.299
I'll name the actors. Yeah. And then eventually,

00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:28.299
hopefully, you get. Okay. Right. I didn't put

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all of them down because, you know, there's 30,

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40, and I haven't got that much. Okay. First

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one. David Moth. Alan North. This is where you're

00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:50.039
probably going to get close. Brian Cox. Samuel

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L. Jackson. Gina Davis. That is Long Kiss Goodnight.

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Boom. Fuck you, guys. I would never have got

00:19:02.519 --> 00:19:04.660
that. I've never seen a movie. You haven't seen

00:19:04.660 --> 00:19:06.319
a movie? I have not. Watch that movie. Watch

00:19:06.319 --> 00:19:09.440
that movie. I've got one of my favorite lines

00:19:09.440 --> 00:19:12.779
in that movie. It's a great movie. What was it?

00:19:13.460 --> 00:19:19.059
The dog is licking its fur. And he's like, for

00:19:19.059 --> 00:19:25.579
God's sakes. Whatever he's trying to lick up

00:19:25.579 --> 00:19:37.339
is gone. Or it's stained put. Best line. It's

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a good movie, man. It's really good. I liked

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it. Okay. This one is a hard one, I have to admit.

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Really hard to like, but yeah. Zach Galligan.

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Phoebe Cate. Judge Reinhold, Dick Miller, and

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Corey Feldman. Fuck, I only know one person off

00:20:00.980 --> 00:20:04.359
that entire list. Phoebe Cates is the chick out

00:20:04.359 --> 00:20:10.099
of Drop Dead Fred. Oh, fuck. Judge Reinhold you

00:20:10.099 --> 00:20:12.279
probably would know. Judge Reinhold is one of

00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:17.940
the off -siders in Beverly Hills Cop. He's the

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white guy. The tall, young, skinny guy. I have

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no idea what movies we've all been in together.

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I will say it's a Christmassy. I got nothing.

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There's three rules. Oh, dude, it's fucking Gremlins,

00:20:38.329 --> 00:20:42.700
motherfucker. Oh, shit. Gremlins, motherfucker.

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Oh, man, that is a great movie. Great movie.

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I do not know any of the actors in that movie.

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Phoebe Cates is one love interest. I have to

00:20:50.779 --> 00:20:52.799
admit that was a hard one. Phoebe Cates is a

00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:55.599
love interest in Gremlins. Oh, fuck. Okay. Okay,

00:20:55.700 --> 00:21:00.400
it gets easier. Okay. Paul Reubens. Christopher

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Walken. Michelle Pfeiffer. Michael Goff. Batman

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Returns. That's right. That's right. I didn't

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even get to Danny DeVito and Michael Keaton.

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Yeah. I like that. Good job. There's a really

00:21:17.769 --> 00:21:22.190
good cast for that one. Next one is Paul Gleeson.

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Bonnie Bedella. Reginald Val Johnson. And this

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is where you're probably going to get it with

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the last two. Alan Rickman. And Bruce Willis.

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Guys, he's letting the team down. Wow, that's

00:21:51.069 --> 00:21:53.490
got nothing to do with anything. I think it's

00:21:53.490 --> 00:21:55.589
just that he knows he's active. I've noticed

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on all the shows. Okay, we've got two more. Conchata

00:22:01.930 --> 00:22:06.359
Farrell. And I actually, I recognize the picture

00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:09.079
on this one, so I'll let you know who it is.

00:22:09.660 --> 00:22:15.940
It's the cleaner from Two and a Half Men. Yeah.

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Diane Wiest, Anthony Michael Hall, Kathy Baker,

00:22:22.380 --> 00:22:30.660
Vincent Price, Winona Ryder, and Johnny Depp.

00:22:36.809 --> 00:22:39.950
They've done a couple, like my cousin Vinny,

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and they've done a couple of movies together,

00:22:43.450 --> 00:22:47.950
but I don't know. Edward Scissorhands? Yep. I'd

00:22:47.950 --> 00:22:50.430
like to say I knew it, but it was half a guess.

00:22:51.730 --> 00:22:54.210
I'm glad someone other than Clint Hanson. Vincent

00:22:54.210 --> 00:22:59.869
Price, he was the dad. Yeah. Fuck. Okay, this

00:22:59.869 --> 00:23:06.119
one is super, super easy. John Cleese. Maggie

00:23:06.119 --> 00:23:14.740
Smith, Warwick Davis, Alan Rickman. Harry Potter?

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Yeah. The Sorcerer's Stone in particular. Yeah,

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I wouldn't have been able to pick them in any

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other fucking movies. Well, the next ones, I

00:23:23.460 --> 00:23:25.019
was like, he's going to give it away. It's Emma

00:23:25.019 --> 00:23:28.299
Watson and Daniel Radcliffe. But all those movies

00:23:28.299 --> 00:23:32.000
have one thing in common. Christmas theme? But

00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:33.900
what sort of? Perceived Christmas theme? Perceived.

00:23:33.900 --> 00:23:38.000
Yeah. Or movie. Perceived Christmas theme. Perceived

00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:40.779
Christmas theme. Everyone says Die Hard's a Christmas

00:23:40.779 --> 00:23:43.059
movie. But it's not. Christmas happens in that.

00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:48.619
Every show. Yeah. Nice. I like it. That was good.

00:23:49.259 --> 00:23:52.500
I can't wait for that show. Yeah. I've got one

00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:55.140
more and then we'll be done with it. Right. One

00:23:55.140 --> 00:23:57.380
more and then I've got a question for everybody.

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Okay. I'll have an answer. There we go. Last

00:24:02.730 --> 00:24:06.490
lot of questions. Now these ones, change it up

00:24:06.490 --> 00:24:08.650
a little bit more. I'm going to give you facts

00:24:08.650 --> 00:24:11.549
of an actor. Okay. And then you've got to pick

00:24:11.549 --> 00:24:15.210
who the actor is from the facts. Touch children.

00:24:15.470 --> 00:24:21.690
Fuck. Kevin Spacey. Everyone. Kevin Spacey. I

00:24:21.690 --> 00:24:23.349
like this one because I actually learned a little

00:24:23.349 --> 00:24:27.650
bit about people that I didn't know. Okay. First

00:24:27.650 --> 00:24:31.089
person. Parents are rocket scientists. The mother

00:24:31.089 --> 00:24:34.509
actually worked on the Hubble telescope. Jack

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Black. Holy shit. Are you fucking serious? My

00:24:38.109 --> 00:24:41.630
man. Wow. I was actually about to say it, and

00:24:41.630 --> 00:24:44.869
I didn't want to seem dumb, so I shut up. I did

00:24:44.869 --> 00:24:49.869
not know that, and wow. Dick. Well, I have to

00:24:49.869 --> 00:24:52.750
give my other fact that I didn't know he often

00:24:52.750 --> 00:24:55.430
competes with Philip Seymour Hoffman for roles.

00:24:55.670 --> 00:25:00.269
Not anymore. Not anymore. But I mean. For me,

00:25:00.289 --> 00:25:04.450
those two are so different. I mean, they fill

00:25:04.450 --> 00:25:10.029
out the lovable, butterball, fucking dog. Yeah,

00:25:10.089 --> 00:25:13.410
but for me, Philip Seymour Hoffman is the serious

00:25:13.410 --> 00:25:16.349
actor, where Jack Black is not. Oh, man, Philip

00:25:16.349 --> 00:25:18.809
Seymour Hoffman has done some funny shit. Oh,

00:25:18.809 --> 00:25:21.490
yeah. And Jack Black has done some serious stuff.

00:25:22.109 --> 00:25:26.410
I wouldn't compare them. No, I get that. Okay.

00:25:27.660 --> 00:25:29.960
Did not expect that to go off. I'm a bit more

00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:33.519
hopeful for the rest of them now. I had to hold

00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:37.279
out hope. He enjoys skydiving and has done it

00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.380
six times. He was roommates with Lee Pace at

00:25:41.380 --> 00:25:46.839
Julia. Law and order, he has said, is the worst

00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:49.900
acting moment in his career as a director who

00:25:49.900 --> 00:25:54.460
does not speak English. He appeared in two best...

00:25:54.670 --> 00:25:56.970
Picture Academy Award winners, Million Dollar

00:25:56.970 --> 00:26:01.930
Baby and The Hurt Locker. Jeremy Renner. Who?

00:26:02.109 --> 00:26:05.609
Jeremy Renner? No. No. His character in 8 Mile,

00:26:05.849 --> 00:26:09.470
at one point, has his... Like Kai Pfeiffer? No.

00:26:09.650 --> 00:26:11.990
Has his rapping skills compared... Not Ice -T.

00:26:12.150 --> 00:26:15.190
Nope. Has his rapping skills compared negatively

00:26:15.190 --> 00:26:21.269
to those of Tupac Shakur. Six years later, Anthony

00:26:21.269 --> 00:26:24.579
played Tupac. In Notorious. Anthony Mackie. Yeah.

00:26:24.940 --> 00:26:26.839
That's it. I didn't know you went to Juilliard.

00:26:28.019 --> 00:26:36.119
Yeah. But I think in my facts, Lee Pace, he did

00:26:36.119 --> 00:26:38.200
something with Lee Pace after, but yeah. Yeah,

00:26:38.200 --> 00:26:41.440
right. I had no idea. It was the eight mile one

00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:43.480
that gave away for me. Eight mile? You said Anthony

00:26:43.480 --> 00:26:47.680
and I was like, fuck Anthony. Yeah. Growing,

00:26:47.900 --> 00:26:50.160
next one, sorry. This one might be a little bit

00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:53.759
different. Grown up. His mother didn't allow

00:26:53.759 --> 00:26:56.299
him to watch colour movies. The first colour

00:26:56.299 --> 00:27:00.960
movie he saw was Star Wars Episode IV, A New

00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:04.779
Hope. Was a fan favourite for the role of District

00:27:04.779 --> 00:27:08.279
Attorney Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight and expressed

00:27:08.279 --> 00:27:10.980
interest in it. He eventually lost out, obviously,

00:27:11.079 --> 00:27:14.700
to Aaron Eckhart. Counts A Walk on the Moon as

00:27:14.700 --> 00:27:18.019
a personal favourite film of his. Along with

00:27:18.019 --> 00:27:20.779
David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox and

00:27:20.779 --> 00:27:24.269
Jamie Kennedy, He is one of only five actors

00:27:24.269 --> 00:27:30.809
to appear in all three screen movies. He has

00:27:30.809 --> 00:27:38.849
appeared in two movies with Hugh Jackman, Caden

00:27:38.849 --> 00:27:43.069
Leopold and X -Men Origins Wolverine. Come the

00:27:43.069 --> 00:27:46.950
fuck on. Spit his name out. I can't. He has appeared

00:27:46.950 --> 00:27:51.259
in two movies with Ben Affleck, Phantoms. And

00:27:51.259 --> 00:27:53.539
the Somerville Fierce. He's a fucking bomb in

00:27:53.539 --> 00:27:57.299
Phantoms, yo. Oh, come on, Jeremy! No, I haven't

00:27:57.299 --> 00:28:00.480
got his name. Who was he in Wolverine? Give me

00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:04.279
that. Wasn't Dewey Arquette? No. I have no idea.

00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:06.579
Who was he in Wolverine? As in the character

00:28:06.579 --> 00:28:13.200
he played in Wolverine. Give me that one. Liev

00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:16.619
Schrauber? Yeah. That was Liev Schreiber. That

00:28:16.619 --> 00:28:18.640
was Liev Schreiber. Fuck, okay. Yeah, no, I would

00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:20.019
never have gotten that. Liev Schreiber. He was

00:28:20.019 --> 00:28:24.740
the fucking, he was the Cotton Weary. Yeah. In

00:28:24.740 --> 00:28:30.039
what? In Scream. Yeah. Really? Yeah. He was the

00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:32.700
bloke who. And obviously. He'd done Prison Time

00:28:32.700 --> 00:28:35.160
for killing Neve Campbell's mother, but didn't

00:28:35.160 --> 00:28:37.980
really do it. And then he wrote a book about

00:28:37.980 --> 00:28:42.279
it in the sequels. And obviously in Wolverine

00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:45.279
he was. Yeah, it's Sabertooth, yeah. Fuck. I

00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:48.640
do like him. Did you ever watch? I fucking want

00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:51.019
him in Sabretooth again. He was great. Yeah,

00:28:51.019 --> 00:28:54.980
he really threw that role. What was that role

00:28:54.980 --> 00:28:57.299
that he's just done a TV show where he played

00:28:57.299 --> 00:29:01.640
Fixer, Hollywood Fixer? Yeah. Yep. I'll remember

00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:05.079
it later. It is a fucking great show. Yeah. Continue

00:29:05.079 --> 00:29:07.579
on with the questions. Okay, this one might be

00:29:07.579 --> 00:29:11.539
a little bit difficult because it was hard getting

00:29:11.539 --> 00:29:18.400
back. About time you give us a hard one. You

00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:22.099
got one right. You got one right. Before becoming

00:29:22.099 --> 00:29:25.299
an actor, he was supplemented. Oh, yeah, he was

00:29:25.299 --> 00:29:28.279
supplemented his income working as a male exotic

00:29:28.279 --> 00:29:35.240
dancer. Channing Tatum. No. Oh, fuck. Funnily

00:29:35.240 --> 00:29:39.039
enough, I tested these questions on someone else

00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:42.240
and that was their first. Response as well. Spike

00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:46.480
Jonze directed him in an Apple commercial. Woody

00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:49.180
Harrelson? No. Oh, fuck. His brother. What's

00:29:49.180 --> 00:29:52.440
his name? Matthew McConaughey. No. Fuck. His

00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:54.599
brother, Matthew McConaughey. This might give

00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:57.940
it away then. His family fled the brutal regime

00:29:57.940 --> 00:30:03.279
of dictator Augusto Pinochet to Denmark from

00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:06.480
Chile with his parents when he was a baby. So

00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:11.799
he left. to Denmark from Chile when he was a

00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:13.940
baby with his parents and then later moved to

00:30:13.940 --> 00:30:15.779
the USA. If you say Pedro Pascal, I'm going to

00:30:15.779 --> 00:30:18.059
headbutt a knife. Oh, you better headbutt that

00:30:18.059 --> 00:30:23.240
fucking knife. Fuck! What? He was a dancer? Wow.

00:30:24.650 --> 00:30:27.230
He really does appear everywhere. Pedro Pascal.

00:30:27.650 --> 00:30:29.910
I've seen him when he was in Buffing. He did

00:30:29.910 --> 00:30:32.950
not look like the type. Funnily enough, that

00:30:32.950 --> 00:30:34.990
was the response I got from my friend that I

00:30:34.990 --> 00:30:38.710
tested these questions on. Why are you ugly?

00:30:40.490 --> 00:30:44.390
Okay. This last one should be easy, but there

00:30:44.390 --> 00:30:47.369
was some really good facts with this one. As

00:30:47.369 --> 00:30:49.809
a child, he used to wear his tap shoes to bed

00:30:49.809 --> 00:30:52.150
just in case his parents needed cheering up in

00:30:52.150 --> 00:30:57.430
the middle of the night. Wicked. Yeah. Autistic

00:30:57.430 --> 00:31:01.650
Spider -Man. At one point, he and his family

00:31:01.650 --> 00:31:04.349
all worked as janitors and security guards at

00:31:04.349 --> 00:31:08.089
a factory to make a living. Was considered for

00:31:08.089 --> 00:31:11.630
the roles of Captain Jack Sparrow and Willy Wonka,

00:31:11.829 --> 00:31:18.769
but lost both to Johnny Depp. Owns his own $25

00:31:18.769 --> 00:31:23.359
million plane. auditioned for the role of Farmer

00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:27.220
Ted in the film 16 Candles. Eventually, actor

00:31:27.220 --> 00:31:30.140
Anthony Michael Hall won the part, later was

00:31:30.140 --> 00:31:32.559
considered for the main role in Edward Scissorhands,

00:31:32.700 --> 00:31:38.420
which Paul played the villain. Fuck knows. He

00:31:38.420 --> 00:31:41.059
auditioned to be a cast member on Saturday Night

00:31:41.059 --> 00:31:47.299
Live in its 1980 to 81 season, but lost out to

00:31:47.299 --> 00:31:53.299
Charles Rockett, who he later saw opposite. He

00:31:53.299 --> 00:31:56.599
auditioned again for the 85 -86 season, but he

00:31:56.599 --> 00:31:58.779
saw a man on the ledge of the 30 Rock building,

00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:01.839
threatening to kill himself, and was afraid that

00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:05.720
working on SNL would drive him to suicide. Both

00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:09.140
seasons are considered among the worst in the

00:32:09.140 --> 00:32:14.700
show's history. This one, we'll give it away.

00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:19.000
Please do. Has played the two most well -known

00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:22.960
fictional characters who hated Christmas. The

00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:27.140
Grinch. Jim Carrey. Wow, okay. And Ebenezer Spruy.

00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:31.720
Holy shit. Yeah. Didn't know any of that. Yeah.

00:32:32.220 --> 00:32:35.240
That's good. I know. How good is it? You were

00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:38.079
reading like, what? When I was doing these questions,

00:32:38.099 --> 00:32:41.380
like, no way. No way. He must fucking hate Johnny

00:32:41.380 --> 00:32:47.740
Depp. Right? Yeah. Wow. Now, the big question

00:32:47.740 --> 00:32:53.759
is, all those people. They have something in

00:32:53.759 --> 00:33:00.420
common. They're all actors. I will say. I don't

00:33:00.420 --> 00:33:03.799
really know who all those people were. They've

00:33:03.799 --> 00:33:09.799
all been in a certain type of movie or TV show.

00:33:10.140 --> 00:33:16.079
Tim Burton? Christmas movie. No. No. They've

00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:19.980
all acted in a certain type of movie or TV show.

00:33:20.180 --> 00:33:24.670
Most of them this year, actually. Was Jim Carrey

00:33:24.670 --> 00:33:27.730
been this year Jim Carrey was not that is the

00:33:27.730 --> 00:33:35.970
one End of last year and of last year he's in

00:33:35.970 --> 00:33:41.230
Sonic Game adaptions. Yeah, really? Yeah Okay.

00:33:41.369 --> 00:33:46.789
Yeah Thank you That you gave it away. Yeah, well

00:33:46.789 --> 00:33:57.349
funny obviously Pedro Pascal, obviously, Last

00:33:57.349 --> 00:34:06.210
of Us. Jack Black. Minecraft. Anthony Mackie.

00:34:08.010 --> 00:34:10.610
Your favourite show. Oh shit, Anthony Mackie.

00:34:10.650 --> 00:34:12.769
He's the one out of Twisted Metal. Fuck me, I

00:34:12.769 --> 00:34:15.150
don't even know who that is. And Lee Schreiber

00:34:15.150 --> 00:34:17.210
was probably the hardest one, but I was trying

00:34:17.210 --> 00:34:22.409
to keep it this year. He was a voice in The Slimmer

00:34:22.409 --> 00:34:25.010
Soul. Well, dude, that's going to be so fucking

00:34:25.010 --> 00:34:28.789
good. Yeah, okay. Well done, man. Good themes.

00:34:29.809 --> 00:34:31.590
Tied them all in together. That was nice. I like

00:34:31.590 --> 00:34:36.829
that. I tried to do the whole this year, Christmas

00:34:36.829 --> 00:34:40.329
and everything. So the game thing, what did you

00:34:40.329 --> 00:34:42.090
start off with when you wanted to make that list?

00:34:42.590 --> 00:34:46.489
Well, surprisingly enough, this year we've had

00:34:46.489 --> 00:34:51.550
a lot of game adaptations. Yeah. There was other.

00:34:52.030 --> 00:34:56.170
Stuff I could have used. But it was harder to

00:34:56.170 --> 00:34:59.469
pick an actor that I thought people would know.

00:34:59.690 --> 00:35:02.289
Right, okay. So I had to bring in Jim Carrey

00:35:02.289 --> 00:35:06.210
into that one. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Because obviously

00:35:06.210 --> 00:35:13.250
there was another animated one coming out. It

00:35:13.250 --> 00:35:16.789
was a game adaptation. Mario? No. No, that was

00:35:16.789 --> 00:35:23.739
last year. I tried it. Oh, God. It's going to

00:35:23.739 --> 00:35:26.300
kill me. And it was a big one too. The other

00:35:26.300 --> 00:35:28.840
one was Until Dawn, but I don't know, has anyone

00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:31.960
even bothered watching that one? Not yet. Not

00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:34.400
yet. I want to watch it though because me mate

00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:36.119
Hammy told me to play the game and apparently

00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:38.159
it's quite scary. I've heard the game is good,

00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:42.199
but I've heard the movie. Speaking of which,

00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:47.280
there's a bloke who, did anybody ever, fuck,

00:35:47.460 --> 00:35:52.719
what was her name? I think it's Pete. Oh, shit.

00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:56.079
It's a horror game where you walk down a hallway

00:35:56.079 --> 00:35:59.059
and it always just keeps repeating itself. No.

00:36:00.360 --> 00:36:07.079
Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Vamp. While you're thinking

00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:08.860
about that game, the question that I kind of

00:36:08.860 --> 00:36:12.099
primed you guys on was for Christmas, we're going

00:36:12.099 --> 00:36:15.360
to go a few Christmas -themed things. What was

00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:20.000
a toy that you got that you – I didn't think

00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:22.880
you would get or was a surprise or kind of stood

00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:25.780
out for you guys as children? I've got one. I

00:36:25.780 --> 00:36:28.800
can answer this one easily. And I've got a pretty

00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:34.760
big story behind this one. Every year since,

00:36:34.980 --> 00:36:38.320
I think it might have been year three, I started

00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:41.559
asking for it. All I wanted was Cluedo. Yeah,

00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:44.019
right. Every year I asked for Cluedo because

00:36:44.019 --> 00:36:46.159
I played it at school, I think it might have

00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:50.039
been, or even a friend's place. And I never got

00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:52.860
it. The first year, I don't think I got any Cluedo.

00:36:52.860 --> 00:36:54.699
But then the second one, I got a game. And I

00:36:54.699 --> 00:36:56.960
have to admit, it's one of the best games I've

00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:59.380
ever played. And it was called Cluedo Museum

00:36:59.380 --> 00:37:02.860
Caper. Right, okay. Have you ever played Museum

00:37:02.860 --> 00:37:05.340
Caper? I've played Cluedo, that's it. Did you

00:37:05.340 --> 00:37:08.059
ever come around and play Museum Caper? I'm not

00:37:08.059 --> 00:37:11.579
sure. Okay. So basically, there's a museum. You

00:37:11.579 --> 00:37:17.110
got a... Okay, so... There was one person that

00:37:17.110 --> 00:37:20.730
played a thief, and the rest of the people were

00:37:20.730 --> 00:37:24.090
playing the normal Pluto characters. The thief

00:37:24.090 --> 00:37:27.630
had two guys first before anyone else, and he

00:37:27.630 --> 00:37:29.530
could only move three squares, but he had a map.

00:37:29.650 --> 00:37:32.630
So he would draw it out on his little map, and

00:37:32.630 --> 00:37:35.289
his whole thing was he would break in at a certain

00:37:35.289 --> 00:37:38.309
point, and then he would have to try and steal

00:37:38.309 --> 00:37:42.530
pictures that were placed out in the museum.

00:37:42.849 --> 00:37:46.199
So the other characters, they would... then roll

00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:48.920
a dice, move so many places. They'd roll a second

00:37:48.920 --> 00:37:51.219
dice that gave them different abilities, one

00:37:51.219 --> 00:37:54.119
being what colour room they could ask a question.

00:37:54.219 --> 00:37:57.000
What colour room is the thief in? Can any security

00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.579
cameras see you? And I think there was something

00:37:59.579 --> 00:38:02.619
else. Oh, can I see you? Or something like that.

00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:07.000
Anyway, you are all trying to hunt down this

00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:10.340
thief who's just drawing on this pad where he's

00:38:10.340 --> 00:38:12.760
travelling and stealing all his pictures. After

00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:14.719
two moves, the thief had to pull the picture

00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:18.019
off. if he stole it. Right. But he's already

00:38:18.019 --> 00:38:21.980
moved two spaces from that. Yeah. So. Yeah, right.

00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:25.980
I've never seen that. It is such a good game.

00:38:26.219 --> 00:38:28.539
It is such a good game. For anybody watching

00:38:28.539 --> 00:38:31.920
that thinks board games are, you know, Monopoly,

00:38:32.099 --> 00:38:34.940
the original. Not even, dude. They're a whole

00:38:34.940 --> 00:38:37.340
different realm. If you like video games and

00:38:37.340 --> 00:38:40.739
like playing games with friends. Um, there is

00:38:40.739 --> 00:38:42.679
nothing better than fucking board games, man.

00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:45.219
There is such a massive world of board games

00:38:45.219 --> 00:38:48.219
out there. Tabletops are way better than video

00:38:48.219 --> 00:38:50.360
games, in my opinion. When we get together and

00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:51.960
we like sit down, we play a game, it doesn't

00:38:51.960 --> 00:38:54.139
matter what you're playing. Like there's so many

00:38:54.139 --> 00:38:56.219
amazing games out there, but it doesn't even

00:38:56.219 --> 00:38:57.820
matter what you're playing. Just get your mates

00:38:57.820 --> 00:39:01.380
together and have a game. Well, anyway, when

00:39:01.380 --> 00:39:04.219
you find the person and you see them, then they've

00:39:04.219 --> 00:39:06.920
got to try and get out. And then there's locks

00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:10.500
around them. Anyway. That was a game I got. Still

00:39:10.500 --> 00:39:15.599
wasn't fucking Cluedo. It wasn't until I think

00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:18.159
the third or fourth year they actually bought

00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:23.059
me Cluedo. And I was pretty excited about it,

00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:27.219
but I think by that stage I didn't care. One

00:39:27.219 --> 00:39:30.119
of those ones. The way you describe that reminds

00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:32.860
me a little bit of Fury of Dracula. Yeah, dude.

00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:34.679
Were you thinking that? That's a good one. Oh,

00:39:34.760 --> 00:39:36.880
really? Yeah, it's a good game. It's a good game.

00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:41.880
It's obviously a lot of board games will have

00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:44.440
like a dungeon a game master Yeah, they're playing

00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:47.360
against but there's a lot of secretive moves

00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:51.619
in Fury of Dracula pretty cool. Yeah Yeah, you're

00:39:51.619 --> 00:39:53.239
gonna hunt him across it like you got this big

00:39:53.239 --> 00:39:56.340
map and you just got a hunt him along the thing

00:39:56.340 --> 00:39:58.360
and sometimes you'll hear about him being spotted

00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:01.000
somewhere else and it's a fucking really good

00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:02.559
game it's funny we talk about it like that we

00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:05.619
played it once we've played it once we should

00:40:05.619 --> 00:40:07.900
play it more yeah we should play it again yeah

00:40:07.900 --> 00:40:10.219
really should and we didn't even play all the

00:40:10.219 --> 00:40:13.099
rules no no no we played like a kitty rule set

00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:16.920
Yeah. I like that. I thought it was good. I see

00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:18.420
it now. I'm like, we should play that again and

00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:22.320
forget to kind of level. Is it one of those things

00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:24.539
that takes ages to set up? Because I've got a

00:40:24.539 --> 00:40:27.699
few games. It sets up quick. I think just whoever

00:40:27.699 --> 00:40:30.739
plays Dracula needs to have a little bit more

00:40:30.739 --> 00:40:32.780
insight to the rules. Because sometimes that's

00:40:32.780 --> 00:40:35.199
what turns me off playing the game. Oh, it's

00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:38.900
not Talisman. It's not Talisman. Yeah, that's

00:40:38.900 --> 00:40:42.260
a whole day event. Talisman is a whole day event

00:40:42.260 --> 00:40:44.199
and Stretch has already been up two hours prior

00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:46.639
to us getting there. It's still a good fucking

00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:50.059
day. It's a great day. We've played it probably,

00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:53.639
what, 12 times? I think we've finished it three

00:40:53.639 --> 00:40:58.079
times. I've won it twice because I'm the best

00:40:58.079 --> 00:41:02.400
at it. It was sheer luck. I think the last one

00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:04.900
I won by sheer luck, didn't I? Yeah. Because

00:41:04.900 --> 00:41:07.159
that's legendary for me. I don't know if you've

00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:11.639
played Legendary. Negative. No. It's a deck -building

00:41:11.639 --> 00:41:14.940
game. They've got the Marvel series. Oh, yes.

00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:17.559
I haven't played it. You haven't played it? Yeah.

00:41:17.739 --> 00:41:20.300
It's just a lot getting the deck involved and

00:41:20.300 --> 00:41:21.860
setting it up and you've got different missions.

00:41:22.340 --> 00:41:26.039
Is there a DC version of that? Similar. Similar.

00:41:26.119 --> 00:41:28.500
Not the same. I've played a DC deck -building

00:41:28.500 --> 00:41:31.940
game. Yeah. It was fun. Yeah. Well, Legendary

00:41:31.940 --> 00:41:35.329
is way better. Way better. And a lot more variety.

00:41:35.710 --> 00:41:39.130
Yeah. But it's the same thing. It's the wildest

00:41:39.130 --> 00:41:42.010
setup, all the decks and everything. The best

00:41:42.010 --> 00:41:45.110
thing, though, is it's a cooperative game. Right.

00:41:45.289 --> 00:41:48.030
Is that a monster killer? What's that? No, boss

00:41:48.030 --> 00:41:50.250
monster. Boss monster. Different, different.

00:41:50.909 --> 00:41:53.750
Boss monster is like a cross between a deck building

00:41:53.750 --> 00:41:56.900
game. It's a side -scrolling kind of game. That

00:41:56.900 --> 00:41:59.519
was fun too. They were really good. Yeah, I like

00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:02.239
that. What about you, Lingy? What's a gift that

00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:04.460
you got that you always wanted or kind of never

00:42:04.460 --> 00:42:09.719
thought you'd get and blew you away? Yeah, it's

00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:13.599
also a board game. Oh, there you go. Well, tabletop

00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:17.440
game. I got a Warhammer set. Nice. In like the

00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:23.230
late 90s. What war? It was like. I think it was

00:42:23.230 --> 00:42:25.989
third edition. It was like a handful of marines

00:42:25.989 --> 00:42:29.489
and a bike and a bunch of orcs on a bike. Okay.

00:42:29.769 --> 00:42:33.730
So you got orcs and a space mariner? Yeah. Oh,

00:42:33.769 --> 00:42:36.050
there you go. It was like in a starter set with

00:42:36.050 --> 00:42:38.710
some paints. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's... Fuck,

00:42:38.710 --> 00:42:44.550
that's unreal. Yeah. And I... Shit, I think it

00:42:44.550 --> 00:42:47.800
was in year... Six or seven, maybe? Oh, wow.

00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:50.860
Fucking sweet. And that started my addiction.

00:42:51.699 --> 00:42:54.059
Yes, and that's what it is, my friend. Wait,

00:42:54.059 --> 00:42:57.659
wait, wait. Didn't you bag out Warhammer? No,

00:42:57.659 --> 00:42:59.280
he's the Warhammer. Magic the Gathering. Yeah,

00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:01.559
Magic the Gathering. Oh, you said Warhammer was

00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:04.400
a little bit better. Yeah, it's mostly like when

00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:06.800
you go into a game store, right? He's self -aware.

00:43:07.219 --> 00:43:10.300
When there's like a big Pokemon tournament. He

00:43:10.300 --> 00:43:12.510
knows he has a problem. Those people smell bad.

00:43:12.670 --> 00:43:16.510
Okay, yeah, I get that. When you say go into

00:43:16.510 --> 00:43:18.889
a Warhammer tournament, they don't smell as bad.

00:43:20.530 --> 00:43:22.849
He's not saying they don't smell bad, just not

00:43:22.849 --> 00:43:25.909
as bad. I thought you were bagging out Warhammer

00:43:25.909 --> 00:43:28.730
people as well. When he chops off his left arm.

00:43:31.829 --> 00:43:34.210
And for those of you at home, you'll hear that

00:43:34.210 --> 00:43:41.690
in the next episode. I don't actually want to

00:43:41.690 --> 00:43:44.769
do tournaments. I just collect the models and

00:43:44.769 --> 00:43:46.550
build them, and I want to paint them and just

00:43:46.550 --> 00:43:48.469
leave them as it is. That's it. I don't care

00:43:48.469 --> 00:43:51.090
about playing with them. That's basically what

00:43:51.090 --> 00:43:53.989
I've got. Yeah. It's nice relaxing painting them

00:43:53.989 --> 00:43:57.269
and listening to the audio books. They're really

00:43:57.269 --> 00:43:59.670
good. Oh, I mean, just building the model is

00:43:59.670 --> 00:44:03.110
so relaxing. Just sitting there. That's one of

00:44:03.110 --> 00:44:05.690
the big things I like about D &D is the fact

00:44:05.690 --> 00:44:09.030
that you can build, like, You're not constricted

00:44:09.030 --> 00:44:13.309
to like an army. As a dungeon master, you get

00:44:13.309 --> 00:44:15.670
all different types of monsters. Fuck, that looks

00:44:15.670 --> 00:44:17.070
cool. I want to paint it. And then you're like,

00:44:17.150 --> 00:44:18.869
oh, I'm going to throw these assholes because

00:44:18.869 --> 00:44:23.789
they were dicks last time. And then we slaughter

00:44:23.789 --> 00:44:27.030
it. I'll let you slaughter it. Sometimes. Sometimes

00:44:27.030 --> 00:44:30.510
we don't want to slaughter things, Naz. Ranger.

00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:34.800
Yeah, just leave it alone. Don't stab it. See,

00:44:34.900 --> 00:44:38.039
I've never actually played D &D. D &D is fucking

00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:43.219
amazing. I think the whole idea of it being so

00:44:43.219 --> 00:44:47.519
open worries me because I like rules. I like

00:44:47.519 --> 00:44:48.960
being. Oh, there's plenty of rules. Oh, there's

00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:51.599
plenty of rules. Yeah, plenty of rules. I just

00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:54.800
like being told you can do this and that and

00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:57.500
that's it. They're very in -depth rules fucking

00:44:57.500 --> 00:44:59.480
a lot of the time. I think that's why I liked

00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:02.340
HeroQuest. Yeah, Hero Quest was good. Because

00:45:02.340 --> 00:45:04.920
it was very simple and had rules and you knew

00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:08.340
what you were doing. What about you, Clint, present

00:45:08.340 --> 00:45:12.039
-wise? When I was eight years old, I got a push

00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:20.420
bike. Nah, scratch that. When I was 14, I got

00:45:20.420 --> 00:45:23.699
a PlayStation 1 and I never thought I would have

00:45:23.699 --> 00:45:27.440
ever got a PlayStation. We were very... Very

00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:29.900
low middle class families. We didn't have much

00:45:29.900 --> 00:45:33.340
money to splurge on shit like that. Anyway, it

00:45:33.340 --> 00:45:36.440
was my birthday and usually, you know, just minimalised

00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:37.960
person. You know, parents do the best they can.

00:45:38.780 --> 00:45:40.860
Anyway, they're like, oh, we're going out for

00:45:40.860 --> 00:45:42.559
dinner. I'm like, okay, no worries, we'll stay

00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:44.360
home. So I stayed home with the kids and mum

00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:48.039
and dad went for a drive. Anyway, my birthday

00:45:48.039 --> 00:45:50.400
was the next day. A couple of hours come home,

00:45:50.539 --> 00:45:52.780
they come back and they've got this, just this

00:45:52.780 --> 00:45:56.110
shopping bag. They go, oh, happy birthday, mate.

00:45:56.210 --> 00:45:58.610
No, but it's a PlayStation, but not just a PlayStation,

00:45:58.809 --> 00:46:00.750
but it was a PlayStation that had been mod chipped

00:46:00.750 --> 00:46:05.250
and it had 50 games. Oh, no. I couldn't breathe.

00:46:05.489 --> 00:46:07.510
I was fucking just couldn't breathe. Like this

00:46:07.510 --> 00:46:11.809
was my first, my, my first gaming system. It

00:46:11.809 --> 00:46:15.510
was mine. And I didn't know, like the only other

00:46:15.510 --> 00:46:17.670
person that had the PlayStation at that point

00:46:17.670 --> 00:46:22.449
was Paddy Curry around the corner. and you were

00:46:22.449 --> 00:46:25.130
the PC master, and I was never going to be able

00:46:25.130 --> 00:46:28.010
to afford, because PC is a master race. Yeah,

00:46:28.050 --> 00:46:31.130
but you had the PC. You're the one that got me

00:46:31.130 --> 00:46:33.489
onto Monster Truck Madness. No, dude, you got

00:46:33.489 --> 00:46:36.449
me onto that fucking, remember that robot, that

00:46:36.449 --> 00:46:39.429
mech fighter? Mech Warrior, too, yeah. No, no,

00:46:39.469 --> 00:46:41.030
not Mech Warrior, where you're in the arena,

00:46:41.030 --> 00:46:46.170
and you had the fucking massive hyper blade?

00:46:46.530 --> 00:46:48.250
Oh, fuck. Is that the one? I don't know. It was

00:46:48.250 --> 00:46:51.320
fucking sick, though. But you're the one that

00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:53.400
got me onto Monster. I remember you. I love that.

00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:58.679
Welcome to Microsoft. Monster Truck Madness.

00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:04.960
It's such a simple game, too. So shit. You look

00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:08.960
at it now. The wheels were fucking squares. And

00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:11.420
because they were from the back, they looked

00:47:11.420 --> 00:47:15.079
like wheels. Yeah. It was terrible. Anyway. So,

00:47:15.139 --> 00:47:19.880
yeah, I got that. Yeah, man, I fell in love with

00:47:19.880 --> 00:47:21.659
gaming hardcore. Look, I played games before

00:47:21.659 --> 00:47:23.760
that in my family. Oh, you were a big on games.

00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:26.980
Yeah. You're the one that showed me some of the

00:47:26.980 --> 00:47:30.920
weirdest stuff. Well, that was a thing too when

00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:33.960
you said PC Power Play and fucking all the Xbox

00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:36.300
Explorer and all that sort of shit. You get all

00:47:36.300 --> 00:47:38.940
them demos. Demos, yeah, back in the day. Just

00:47:38.940 --> 00:47:40.900
fucking smash demos, pass them around your mates

00:47:40.900 --> 00:47:44.719
and that. I never had a console. Yeah. I had

00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:47.420
to talk my parents into saying. I needed a PC

00:47:47.420 --> 00:47:50.619
for school. That's how I got into gaming. Because

00:47:50.619 --> 00:47:52.699
I've never had a console. The first console I

00:47:52.699 --> 00:47:55.539
ever owned was an Xbox. Originally an Xbox. And

00:47:55.539 --> 00:47:59.539
I had to buy it myself. Yeah. My parents would

00:47:59.539 --> 00:48:01.659
never buy me a console. Yeah. You were the one

00:48:01.659 --> 00:48:03.420
that had the consoles. You had the Sega Mega

00:48:03.420 --> 00:48:05.219
Drive. And I remember playing. What was that

00:48:05.219 --> 00:48:07.880
one with the. You showed me this game. And it

00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:10.260
was like kiddies and stuff. It was like a Mega

00:48:10.260 --> 00:48:15.400
Drive game. No, that was the PlayStation 1 and

00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:18.860
it was virtual sex. No, no, no. It wasn't that.

00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:21.980
No, no, no. It was like you were hunting a vampire

00:48:21.980 --> 00:48:24.119
or something, but in the background it was like

00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:28.159
girls with tits. Pixelated titties. Yeah. Hot

00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:32.179
as fuck. No, no, no. I think it might have been

00:48:32.179 --> 00:48:34.500
Apocalypse. It was a fucking Bruce Willis and

00:48:34.500 --> 00:48:37.699
he was running around as a top -down shooter.

00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:40.260
No, that wasn't it. It was like a science school.

00:48:41.920 --> 00:48:44.139
Where you're like. Not something like Streets

00:48:44.139 --> 00:48:45.739
of Rage or something like that. No, not like

00:48:45.739 --> 00:48:47.280
Streets of Rage. We need to know where these

00:48:47.280 --> 00:48:56.360
titties are at. Like, Jesus. That goes along

00:48:56.360 --> 00:48:59.119
with Jerry Halliwell. It was just a side scroller.

00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:00.920
You just jumped and you had a whip or something

00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:03.119
and you like hit things and stuff. It was just

00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:07.820
a simple game. Aladdin. No, Aladdin didn't have

00:49:07.820 --> 00:49:13.429
tits. See, mine's a game one as well. We'd had

00:49:13.429 --> 00:49:16.789
consoles, so we had the Sega Master System, we

00:49:16.789 --> 00:49:18.710
had an Atari at one point, but they were all

00:49:18.710 --> 00:49:23.329
hot and we never got them at Christmas time.

00:49:23.489 --> 00:49:25.130
They all kind of just fell off the back of a

00:49:25.130 --> 00:49:26.710
truck and all of a sudden they were in our bedroom

00:49:26.710 --> 00:49:30.329
because we were a lot of middle class as well.

00:49:31.530 --> 00:49:34.530
But the first brand new console type thing ever

00:49:34.530 --> 00:49:37.889
that I'd got, so my birthday's in the start of

00:49:37.889 --> 00:49:41.099
November, pretty close to. Christmas, I'd saved

00:49:41.099 --> 00:49:43.300
up the money from both because I didn't want

00:49:43.300 --> 00:49:46.599
anything else. I wanted money. And then it was

00:49:46.599 --> 00:49:50.519
at the time it was early 90s, and there wasn't

00:49:50.519 --> 00:49:53.159
a whole lot to do shopping around Newcastle.

00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:55.260
It was when you used to go to Sydney for a weekend,

00:49:55.460 --> 00:49:57.820
and they'd do the shopping down there and whatnot,

00:49:57.980 --> 00:50:02.400
and I bought the first Game Boy. Oh, yes, dude.

00:50:03.159 --> 00:50:05.739
Okay, okay, scratch that. I did have the first

00:50:05.739 --> 00:50:07.960
Game Boy. Yes, bro. The first Game Boy, I bought

00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:11.090
it for myself. It came with Tetris, and I played

00:50:11.090 --> 00:50:13.289
that for a few weeks, and it was sick. But then

00:50:13.289 --> 00:50:16.250
my uncle, he was like he wanted Tetris Matt Stoner

00:50:16.250 --> 00:50:18.969
at the time, and he traded me for Donkey Kong

00:50:18.969 --> 00:50:21.409
Country. That was really good. The yellow cartridge.

00:50:21.730 --> 00:50:23.530
Yellow cartridge, yeah. Great game. Great game.

00:50:23.670 --> 00:50:26.489
And then after that, not long after that, I think

00:50:26.489 --> 00:50:30.170
I got Pokemon Red. And that fucking changed my

00:50:30.170 --> 00:50:32.619
brain for a long time. Fucking hell, man. Like,

00:50:32.659 --> 00:50:35.300
even as adults, we'd go out and fucking Pokemon

00:50:35.300 --> 00:50:40.139
hunt for Pokemon Go. Fucking drive around. In

00:50:40.139 --> 00:50:43.599
the Lancer. Hatching eggs and catching shit.

00:50:43.719 --> 00:50:46.739
A few gyms up here. Pull over. I've been playing

00:50:46.739 --> 00:50:49.460
FireRedden on an emulator on my phone. Fuck yeah.

00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:52.059
Yeah, right. I've been digging it, eh? It's like

00:50:52.059 --> 00:50:54.559
the old Red, but a few little updates, and then

00:50:54.559 --> 00:50:56.340
after you finish, there's other places you can

00:50:56.340 --> 00:50:58.980
go. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. I've started playing...

00:51:00.110 --> 00:51:05.650
On my Steam deck. Tape. What's it? Tape? It's

00:51:05.650 --> 00:51:08.489
going to kill me. Mate, you've got to stop coming

00:51:08.489 --> 00:51:10.449
to the table with all this good stuff and then

00:51:10.449 --> 00:51:13.590
just name it. I am terrible with names. I am

00:51:13.590 --> 00:51:17.610
terrible with dates. My memory is fucked. The

00:51:17.610 --> 00:51:20.989
emulators, have you seen them? They look like

00:51:20.989 --> 00:51:22.789
a Game Boy. The ones that they're selling on

00:51:22.789 --> 00:51:24.610
Facebook and all that sort of shit. And loaded

00:51:24.610 --> 00:51:26.530
with 2 ,000 games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bullshit.

00:51:26.650 --> 00:51:30.119
You need to buy them off. Amazon as the blank

00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:32.420
and then put whatever games you want because

00:51:32.420 --> 00:51:35.440
they're like 50 bucks. Yeah, you gotta find the

00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:39.179
right one Yeah, I've got it Because the one that

00:51:39.179 --> 00:51:41.480
you get off those ads and they're loaded with

00:51:41.480 --> 00:51:44.300
2 ,000 games They've got like a hundred of those

00:51:44.300 --> 00:51:46.619
at the different versions of Pokemon and they're

00:51:46.619 --> 00:51:50.199
English Spanish fucking Japanese Most of them

00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:53.139
don't even have now you need a blank one. You

00:51:53.139 --> 00:51:56.659
got downloaded. Yeah And it's half the price

00:51:56.659 --> 00:51:59.480
if you buy it off Amazon, the blank one. Dude,

00:51:59.820 --> 00:52:01.760
the game I'm loving right now is Ark Raiders.

00:52:03.019 --> 00:52:06.340
It's such a good game, man. Like a really, really,

00:52:06.500 --> 00:52:11.420
really good game. And I think it's in the same

00:52:11.420 --> 00:52:14.000
vein as Tarkov, like Escape from Tarkov, but

00:52:14.000 --> 00:52:16.679
it's nowhere near as hard. Like if you jump into

00:52:16.679 --> 00:52:20.039
Tarkov like a week later. You're fucked. Is Tarkov

00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:21.639
the one where you don't have, like, gamer tags

00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:23.320
and shit? You've got no gamer tags. You've got

00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:26.199
no in -game voice. You can only talk to the person

00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:30.000
closest to you. Yeah. Yeah, you don't know if

00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:32.760
he's on your team. You don't know anything. You've

00:52:32.760 --> 00:52:35.820
got no HUD. You've got no map. There is no map.

00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:39.099
So, yeah, you've either got to study the maps

00:52:39.099 --> 00:52:42.480
or you're fucked. You don't know how weird to

00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:48.099
extract. I do want to give, like, a… Shout out

00:52:48.099 --> 00:52:51.940
to a toy that I got back in the 90s called VoiceBot.

00:52:52.659 --> 00:52:54.960
You remember that thing? I don't remember VoiceBot.

00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:57.659
So it was like a tank and used to give voice

00:52:57.659 --> 00:53:01.539
commands. He does though. VoiceBot transform

00:53:01.539 --> 00:53:04.420
and it would stand up kind of like the old fucking,

00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:07.940
that Robosaurus. You remember the fucking, the

00:53:07.940 --> 00:53:09.900
monster truck thing that would transform? Yeah.

00:53:10.019 --> 00:53:13.059
Shitty kind of animatronic type thing. It'd stand

00:53:13.059 --> 00:53:14.760
up and then its arms would be out with a couple

00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:16.400
of guns and you could tell VoiceBot to shoot.

00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:19.980
Drive forward, transform. Is that similar to

00:53:19.980 --> 00:53:23.360
the Optimus Prime and stuff that you can get

00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:27.039
now? No, they're way better. Oh, really? The

00:53:27.039 --> 00:53:30.019
new ones? Have you not seen the toys that you

00:53:30.019 --> 00:53:31.940
can get when you, like, transform? That's what

00:53:31.940 --> 00:53:34.059
I'm saying. They're way better. Oh, they're way

00:53:34.059 --> 00:53:35.699
better. Oh, I thought you meant the one you had

00:53:35.699 --> 00:53:39.340
was way better. I'm like, what? I actually got

00:53:39.340 --> 00:53:42.460
the image up of, like, this motherfucker. Reference,

00:53:42.460 --> 00:53:46.780
eh? Yeah. I like reference because I'm a simple

00:53:46.780 --> 00:53:49.719
man. Oh, you fucking hit me with a Christmas

00:53:49.719 --> 00:53:52.199
light. Stretch me. That's very pretty. I'm pretty

00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:54.059
happy with them. You go, all right, sir. Thank

00:53:54.059 --> 00:53:55.699
you, man. Fucking go. That's a lot of effort.

00:53:56.780 --> 00:54:00.039
Man. Done the hard yard. I like Deadpool's hat.

00:54:00.760 --> 00:54:05.559
Me too. I'm glad it's not a red hat. What's wrong

00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.320
with the red hat? Yeah, I remember that. Hey.

00:54:07.420 --> 00:54:10.110
What's wrong with the red hat? That was the actual

00:54:10.110 --> 00:54:12.809
toy. Oh, wow. Can't that fucking, I had one of

00:54:12.809 --> 00:54:15.309
those. Yeah. I didn't. That was the box. I didn't

00:54:15.309 --> 00:54:17.809
have that. Yeah, voice part, yeah. Oh, screw.

00:54:18.150 --> 00:54:21.030
And, like, me and my brother both got one, and

00:54:21.030 --> 00:54:23.369
I'd never seen it before. It just turned up at

00:54:23.369 --> 00:54:24.869
Christmas. It was one of those toys that was,

00:54:24.949 --> 00:54:28.829
like, oh, fuck. It was wild. And, like, everybody

00:54:28.829 --> 00:54:31.130
that came around was blown away by it. Is that

00:54:31.130 --> 00:54:34.489
one of those ones where, like, it was, like,

00:54:34.570 --> 00:54:38.219
toy for the year. You missed out, like, knowing

00:54:38.219 --> 00:54:39.519
about it. And then all of a sudden you're like,

00:54:39.619 --> 00:54:42.420
oh, I got it. This is awesome. The parents are

00:54:42.420 --> 00:54:44.480
like, oh, yes. I never saw any advertisements

00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:48.059
for it. It was just, yeah, somehow they'd come

00:54:48.059 --> 00:54:51.739
across this thing and, yeah. That's sick. Yeah.

00:54:51.860 --> 00:54:53.539
I only remembered it the other day when we were

00:54:53.539 --> 00:54:55.119
talking about this episode. What is the best

00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:57.119
toy ever? What the fuck was that thing called?

00:54:57.139 --> 00:55:03.139
So I had to voice control. And then VoiceBot

00:55:03.139 --> 00:55:05.619
came up. I'm like, that's a fucking thing. I

00:55:05.619 --> 00:55:09.199
love seeing shit like that. Yeah. I remember

00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:13.000
back in the day where I had, it was before I

00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:16.760
watched Star Wars, and I was given this toy from

00:55:16.760 --> 00:55:19.000
a cousin of mine, and I just thought it was the

00:55:19.000 --> 00:55:22.159
dumbest fucking thing ever. And all these little

00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:25.539
fucking little walkabout play toy doll things,

00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:29.380
action figures they're called apparently. And

00:55:29.380 --> 00:55:31.099
I was just like, what the fuck? Fucking shit.

00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:36.400
It was fucking Darth Vader's fucking, you know,

00:55:36.420 --> 00:55:38.579
his spaceship, that triangle thing he fucking

00:55:38.579 --> 00:55:41.960
lands. Yeah, yeah. One of those, Darth Vader,

00:55:42.239 --> 00:55:45.380
he's fucking. You thought it was shit at the

00:55:45.380 --> 00:55:48.460
time. I thought it was shit. Oh, no. I thought

00:55:48.460 --> 00:55:51.900
it was fucking trash. Oh, no. And I turned my

00:55:51.900 --> 00:55:55.179
nose up at it, and now I've seen one the other

00:55:55.179 --> 00:55:57.239
day. It was in pretty much the same condition.

00:55:57.420 --> 00:56:02.659
And you want you. For around $1 ,200. I told

00:56:02.659 --> 00:56:05.099
you that when we were kids that I used to love

00:56:05.099 --> 00:56:07.280
that. I never had any of my own. It was Lingy

00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:09.840
and his older brothers. What were they called?

00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:13.039
Muscle men? Oh, yeah, like just little fuckers.

00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:14.940
Stretch Armstrong. No, no, no, no, no. They weren't

00:56:14.940 --> 00:56:17.440
stretchy. They were kind of little guys. Yeah.

00:56:18.239 --> 00:56:21.320
And they had a theme. Each one was like fucking,

00:56:21.480 --> 00:56:24.059
I think there was hazmat ones. It was like fucking

00:56:24.059 --> 00:56:25.780
army dudes. Just like little army dudes and stuff.

00:56:26.059 --> 00:56:30.000
Yeah, just the. I don't know. I don't know. I

00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:32.480
remember we used to play with them heaps. Yeah,

00:56:32.500 --> 00:56:35.019
in the dirt and shit out in front of your house.

00:56:35.440 --> 00:56:37.440
Oh, that's right. We had a whole village set

00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:40.599
up in there. Beneath the pine trees in front

00:56:40.599 --> 00:56:44.400
of your place in Greta Street. Greta Street.

00:56:44.619 --> 00:56:47.000
It's like every hour after school, we'd hop on

00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:51.400
the push -pull axe and meet up and, yeah. I was

00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:52.679
talking about this the other day. You know what

00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:54.860
I would miss? Push -pull? No, fucking building

00:56:54.860 --> 00:56:59.760
shacks. You go out in the bush and build a shack.

00:57:00.019 --> 00:57:03.320
I was actually thinking the other day. Kids don't

00:57:03.320 --> 00:57:08.019
do that these days. Would you be okay with your

00:57:08.019 --> 00:57:12.119
kids at the age that we went? Just go out in

00:57:12.119 --> 00:57:14.099
the middle of the bush and build a shack. Going

00:57:14.099 --> 00:57:16.440
out to camp out in the bush with me mates. Especially

00:57:16.440 --> 00:57:18.800
when you don't have mobile phones. Yeah, we had

00:57:18.800 --> 00:57:20.820
no mobile phones. No mobile phones. We just went

00:57:20.820 --> 00:57:23.949
out there. Yeah. Stroke lights come on. Better

00:57:23.949 --> 00:57:27.309
get home. No, we stayed out of the bush. No,

00:57:27.309 --> 00:57:29.329
I wouldn't. We never did that. Didn't you? Nah.

00:57:29.489 --> 00:57:31.389
Oh, dude, we stayed out of the bush, man. We

00:57:31.389 --> 00:57:34.329
slept in our shack. It was that good. I didn't

00:57:34.329 --> 00:57:38.070
until later on. Yes. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Come on,

00:57:38.070 --> 00:57:40.510
show us. Yeah, just these little guys. They're

00:57:40.510 --> 00:57:42.829
like GR Joes but smaller, but they just had a

00:57:42.829 --> 00:57:46.769
really poofy look. Oh, fucking. I don't know

00:57:46.769 --> 00:57:51.760
them. Fucking them and micro machines. Oh, micromachines

00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:55.320
was a bomb. I had the colour changing ones where

00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:58.280
you put it under different hot or cold water.

00:57:58.460 --> 00:58:01.699
Nobody had the same fucking ones. Everybody had

00:58:01.699 --> 00:58:03.179
a different one and you're like, I want that.

00:58:03.320 --> 00:58:06.280
Yeah. I want your fucking micromachine. Oh, and

00:58:06.280 --> 00:58:09.139
Transformers was a bomb. Yeah. I've still got

00:58:09.139 --> 00:58:11.340
some of my micromachines. I use them in Gaslands

00:58:11.340 --> 00:58:15.820
as remote control cars. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Can't.

00:58:15.820 --> 00:58:18.119
Yeah, the yellow ones were my favourite of yours

00:58:18.119 --> 00:58:20.760
because I never had them myself. Wow. Go back

00:58:20.760 --> 00:58:22.659
to that picture you showed me. I don't know about,

00:58:22.840 --> 00:58:25.579
I'm sure you probably were the same, but for

00:58:25.579 --> 00:58:28.840
me that sort of thing was like the turtle. Oh,

00:58:28.860 --> 00:58:32.599
yeah. I had a bucket full of Teenage Mutant Ninja

00:58:32.599 --> 00:58:35.659
Turtles figurines. I had so many different versions

00:58:35.659 --> 00:58:40.510
of the originals and I had the crane. Yeah. Yeah,

00:58:40.670 --> 00:58:43.670
dude. Not like the little Krang. I had like the

00:58:43.670 --> 00:58:49.190
big body Krang. Ah, I loved it. That was good.

00:58:49.409 --> 00:58:51.230
Toys were fucking cool back in the day, man.

00:58:51.730 --> 00:58:53.909
Yeah, they're just meant to be thrown away. Do

00:58:53.909 --> 00:58:58.829
you remember Planet Wars? With Beast Planet and

00:58:58.829 --> 00:59:00.909
there was the ice planet and stuff? Yes, I do

00:59:00.909 --> 00:59:02.750
remember that. It was kind of like the next step

00:59:02.750 --> 00:59:04.889
up from Mighty Max. There were planets and they

00:59:04.889 --> 00:59:07.170
would open right out. They'd have little ships.

00:59:08.130 --> 00:59:10.510
I think I might have been a bit older. Might

00:59:10.510 --> 00:59:12.389
have been a bit older. I think Mighty Max even

00:59:12.389 --> 00:59:15.829
for me was a bit. I don't remember Mighty Max.

00:59:16.010 --> 00:59:17.710
You don't remember Mighty Max. It was Polly Pocket.

00:59:17.710 --> 00:59:20.610
Polly Pocket for boys. No. Polly Pocket for boys.

00:59:20.829 --> 00:59:24.510
No. No idea. I was an action man, the greatest

00:59:24.510 --> 00:59:26.989
hero of them all. I think we might have been

00:59:26.989 --> 00:59:28.989
in high school at that stage. Yeah, I was an

00:59:28.989 --> 00:59:32.789
action man. So I was at mum and dad's a few years

00:59:32.789 --> 00:59:37.670
ago. And I was fucking. Dig in something there

00:59:37.670 --> 00:59:40.969
underneath my old bedroom window at the front.

00:59:41.050 --> 00:59:46.590
Yeah and unearthed a Mighty Max I used to have

00:59:46.590 --> 00:59:51.489
the zombie hand. Yeah, so fucking Yeah, definitely

00:59:51.489 --> 01:00:08.360
not our generation. I I do know Yeah Yeah. Fucking

01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:16.960
cool toys. I did. Did you have any cool presents

01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:21.019
like after? Later on in life. What was like?

01:00:21.940 --> 01:00:24.780
For me. Okay. As an old, old, like not necessarily

01:00:24.780 --> 01:00:27.900
a kid. Yeah. For me, I got a big day out ticket

01:00:27.900 --> 01:00:29.920
every year. Yeah. That was a gimmick. That's

01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:33.849
fucking sick, bro. I know. Okay. Every year,

01:00:33.969 --> 01:00:35.469
I was like, what do you want? I want a big day

01:00:35.469 --> 01:00:38.849
ticket. That was it. $100 and something. That's

01:00:38.849 --> 01:00:42.570
all I got. $160. No, it was $110 or $120. Do

01:00:42.570 --> 01:00:46.230
you know how much shit is these days? Yeah. $230

01:00:46.230 --> 01:00:50.170
to see Metallica in the seats. How many? $230.

01:00:50.329 --> 01:00:52.630
That was nothing. I thought there'd be more.

01:00:52.829 --> 01:00:55.710
That's fucking nuts. That was seated. Okay. How

01:00:55.710 --> 01:00:57.949
much was the electric hallway for you, man? Oh,

01:00:57.949 --> 01:00:59.610
dude, I don't know. Rach got it for me for my

01:00:59.610 --> 01:01:02.269
birthday. Because you've got like the super.

01:01:03.989 --> 01:01:08.829
Special pull my cock edition. See, I'm in their

01:01:08.829 --> 01:01:14.389
tour manager's Discord, and because I'm a Patreon

01:01:14.389 --> 01:01:19.230
member. Yeah. Yeah. Have a fucking hard time.

01:01:19.230 --> 01:01:22.150
I think we're all out. They're all out. We're

01:01:22.150 --> 01:01:25.030
all empty. Have a hard time. No, I'm good, man.

01:01:26.840 --> 01:01:28.760
So, yeah, he's going to take us around on a private

01:01:28.760 --> 01:01:30.559
tour and shit when we get there and that. Yeah,

01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:33.639
nice. It's not a Christmas present, but fucking

01:01:33.639 --> 01:01:36.400
that thing was probably one of the coolest presents

01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:38.900
I've ever had that was completely fucking random.

01:01:39.300 --> 01:01:43.099
You know what's really funny? What's really funny

01:01:43.099 --> 01:01:49.239
is that exact poster was on my wall my entire

01:01:49.239 --> 01:01:51.400
childhood because my parents owned that exact

01:01:51.400 --> 01:01:54.159
poster. The amount of time, the amount of comments

01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:57.880
that we get. I know. Yeah. Yeah, so many. Do

01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:00.599
you know what I'm glad? That you cannot see what

01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:05.019
shirt I'm wearing when I'm on the screen. Like

01:02:05.019 --> 01:02:09.800
some of the jokes that we've posted. Everyone

01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:13.320
always talks about that poster. With millions

01:02:13.320 --> 01:02:17.139
of views. Yeah. I grew up with that poster. My

01:02:17.139 --> 01:02:19.639
mum had that. My dad had that. Everywhere. No

01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:21.519
one says anything about fucking. Oh, do you remember

01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:23.659
the other poster? Mjolnir. Do you remember the

01:02:23.659 --> 01:02:25.920
poster we used to have up in the kitchen, the

01:02:25.920 --> 01:02:29.260
other one, where it was like a dinner party and

01:02:29.260 --> 01:02:36.860
they had the different, like, it's hard to explain.

01:02:36.940 --> 01:02:40.199
It was like a dinner setting. And there was different

01:02:40.199 --> 01:02:42.900
mechanics that did different things to do everything.

01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:45.739
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And pulley systems everywhere.

01:02:46.139 --> 01:02:51.000
Yeah, yeah. And pulley systems. Pulleys, man.

01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:54.860
Yeah, I remember that. I remember you being around.

01:02:54.980 --> 01:02:56.719
You'd sit there and stare at it like, oh, yeah.

01:02:56.780 --> 01:02:58.639
Yeah, you fucking told me to make his Royal Daltons.

01:02:58.880 --> 01:03:01.750
Oh, okay. Do you know what a Royal Dalton is?

01:03:01.869 --> 01:03:03.389
Do you know they don't sell fucking knot rolls

01:03:03.389 --> 01:03:05.030
anymore, motherfucker? No, no, it's fucked up.

01:03:05.110 --> 01:03:06.869
So shit. Do you know what a Royal Dalton is?

01:03:07.050 --> 01:03:09.769
Isn't it a toilet? Yeah. Okay, Royal Dalton is

01:03:09.769 --> 01:03:12.230
worth a pristine toilet. Yeah. At the top of

01:03:12.230 --> 01:03:14.130
the line. I've heard of a few kids that go to

01:03:14.130 --> 01:03:16.510
school with my kids named Dalton. I'm like, what

01:03:16.510 --> 01:03:20.909
the fuck? Jay's out of their shit. Whenever we'd

01:03:20.909 --> 01:03:23.309
have lunch, it was always the Woolworths lunch.

01:03:23.369 --> 01:03:26.550
You know, the red roll chicken. Bachelor's handbag.

01:03:27.039 --> 01:03:30.000
So Dad's like, I'm going to get the Royal Dolphins

01:03:30.000 --> 01:03:32.119
out, which is supposed to be the fancy shit.

01:03:32.260 --> 01:03:36.460
It was a paper towel. So he'd rip open the paper

01:03:36.460 --> 01:03:37.900
towel. He's like, I'm getting the Royal Dolphins

01:03:37.900 --> 01:03:41.119
out for you. And then fucking these, Dad said,

01:03:41.179 --> 01:03:43.320
man, these sesame seed knot rolls, and it was

01:03:43.320 --> 01:03:48.059
just fucking homemade ginger beer, barbecue chicken,

01:03:48.280 --> 01:03:51.179
and fucking sliced cheddar cheese. And you just

01:03:51.179 --> 01:03:52.840
sit down and eat these fucking, dude, they were

01:03:52.840 --> 01:03:54.880
so good, man. Except for the fucking ginger beer.

01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:59.409
Ginger beer was great. No, it was great if you

01:03:59.409 --> 01:04:01.590
didn't have it for every fucking drink you hit

01:04:01.590 --> 01:04:04.630
for like two, three years. That's like lime cordial.

01:04:04.869 --> 01:04:08.510
People still like lime cordial flavour. Man,

01:04:08.570 --> 01:04:12.630
I had it for fucking a decade. I just cannot

01:04:12.630 --> 01:04:16.170
come at it. Dad used to brew his own ginger beer

01:04:16.170 --> 01:04:18.230
in the back shed. Uncle Stretch doesn't mean

01:04:18.230 --> 01:04:21.889
it. You were talking about art on the walls.

01:04:21.949 --> 01:04:25.599
I remember Burgoyne's. All these used to have

01:04:25.599 --> 01:04:28.260
a lot of M .C. Escher art on their walls. Going

01:04:28.260 --> 01:04:30.039
down the stairs, going down the stairs, going

01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:33.440
down the sideways stairs. I'd never seen or anything

01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:36.099
like that because Bergeron. That's always trippy.

01:04:36.260 --> 01:04:39.500
Yeah, Bergeron's old man was a bit of an artist,

01:04:39.599 --> 01:04:42.480
like making sculptures and shit like that. That's

01:04:42.480 --> 01:04:44.179
the first place I ever saw fucking Warhammer.

01:04:44.199 --> 01:04:47.219
He was real big into Warhammer. And then I think

01:04:47.219 --> 01:04:50.570
they were pretty big on fucking. On the hooch.

01:04:50.610 --> 01:04:53.230
Yeah, yeah. Devil's green. Neither of them had

01:04:53.230 --> 01:04:56.090
licences and they were just fucking, yeah, cool

01:04:56.090 --> 01:05:00.090
people. Yeah, making art and you see Asher everywhere

01:05:00.090 --> 01:05:03.469
and fucking Warhammer. Speaking of cool artwork

01:05:03.469 --> 01:05:07.050
at people's places, like you know how at someone's

01:05:07.050 --> 01:05:08.630
house you see a bit of artwork, you don't think

01:05:08.630 --> 01:05:10.909
much about it, then later in life you're like,

01:05:10.989 --> 01:05:14.389
fuck, that was amazing. And then sometimes when

01:05:14.389 --> 01:05:15.969
you're at your mate's house seeing some cool

01:05:15.969 --> 01:05:18.550
artwork and you... You get to about that age

01:05:18.550 --> 01:05:21.550
where you start having longer showers and these

01:05:21.550 --> 01:05:26.449
pictures sort of... Stretch, you get called masturbating.

01:05:27.809 --> 01:05:33.429
Have you been masturbating? No. Anyway, let's

01:05:33.429 --> 01:05:42.639
move on. You may as well let him know. Mum always

01:05:42.639 --> 01:05:45.099
had glamour shots up around the house. Nice.

01:05:45.199 --> 01:05:48.880
Okay, not of your mother, right? Of your own

01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:53.760
mum. They're still up. Okay. And they're great.

01:05:53.820 --> 01:05:56.280
And I'm not saying anything. Okay. Who did the.

01:05:56.440 --> 01:05:58.019
I'm not saying anything crass. I'm just saying

01:05:58.019 --> 01:06:01.780
they're very artistic. He enjoyed them. Oh, he

01:06:01.780 --> 01:06:08.500
enjoyed. I thought you. I know. Oh, okay. You're

01:06:08.500 --> 01:06:10.280
lucky the creator doesn't listen to this podcast.

01:06:11.599 --> 01:06:18.119
They were very, very, very nice. Fuck. Such excuses.

01:06:19.980 --> 01:06:22.920
I always worry about what happens one day when

01:06:22.920 --> 01:06:25.679
I inherit stuff and what do I have to do with

01:06:25.679 --> 01:06:28.280
those things. I'm not going to fucking sell them.

01:06:28.340 --> 01:06:31.559
I'm not going to burn them. I'm obviously fucking.

01:06:31.579 --> 01:06:35.860
Motherfucker. Anything. Have you seen the sort

01:06:35.860 --> 01:06:38.239
of images of my wife around in the interwebs?

01:06:40.119 --> 01:06:41.880
They're not physical copies hanging around the

01:06:41.880 --> 01:06:44.139
house, though. They'll follow that poor cut around

01:06:44.139 --> 01:06:45.599
for the rest of his life. Just have a garage

01:06:45.599 --> 01:06:48.519
sale. I'm sure somebody will give you $50. That's

01:06:48.519 --> 01:06:51.199
what I'm worried about. I think the person that

01:06:51.199 --> 01:06:53.360
will give you $50 is sitting right next to you.

01:06:55.179 --> 01:07:02.320
Okay, $75. Fine, $100. As soon as you started

01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:04.480
saying that, I knew exactly what you were talking

01:07:04.480 --> 01:07:06.199
about. I feel stupid because I'm sitting there

01:07:06.199 --> 01:07:08.860
going, oh, yeah, okay. I didn't know what you

01:07:08.860 --> 01:07:10.900
were talking about. Everyone else knew what was

01:07:10.900 --> 01:07:14.380
going on. I had no idea. You knew something was

01:07:14.380 --> 01:07:16.199
up and you've never been to my mum and dad's

01:07:16.199 --> 01:07:18.559
house. I had no idea. I knew who it was coming

01:07:18.559 --> 01:07:25.280
from. Fucking idiots. Good call, mate. Fuck.

01:07:28.099 --> 01:07:35.349
Gradually longer and longer she hours. Shower

01:07:35.349 --> 01:07:40.309
should have been shorter. Not the first ones.

01:07:40.510 --> 01:07:44.949
What kind of showers did you have at home? Did

01:07:44.949 --> 01:07:46.349
you have an open shower or did you just have

01:07:46.349 --> 01:07:48.309
the shower over the bath? No, no, no. We had

01:07:48.309 --> 01:07:51.650
the standalone shower. We had the shower over

01:07:51.650 --> 01:07:54.159
the bath. So the first time, nearly went ass

01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:59.420
over tits. Woo! Didn't know what was going on.

01:07:59.559 --> 01:08:01.579
I had to stop doing the shower because my fucking

01:08:01.579 --> 01:08:03.760
arms started cramping up and I started having

01:08:03.760 --> 01:08:06.800
seizures midway through. Fucking got to work

01:08:06.800 --> 01:08:09.420
through that, bro. I gave up. I'm a quitter.

01:08:10.139 --> 01:08:16.859
Shit. We had the spa part. Please stop. Please

01:08:16.859 --> 01:08:23.029
stop. The tights. Get the jet on the tight norm.

01:08:25.310 --> 01:08:27.329
Now we have the corner spire and the standalone,

01:08:27.590 --> 01:08:30.770
so I feel like. I'm going to have to have a spire

01:08:30.770 --> 01:08:34.770
in my next house. Dead set. I'm going to be like

01:08:34.770 --> 01:08:38.649
a water feature. Going up one end, coming in

01:08:38.649 --> 01:08:43.250
the other. Okay, back on the Christmas fucking

01:08:43.250 --> 01:08:47.430
talk. I was talking about Christmas. Is that

01:08:47.430 --> 01:08:51.130
your Christmas tradition? What did your Christmases

01:08:51.130 --> 01:08:54.850
look like? Was it a home event? Was it family?

01:08:55.149 --> 01:08:58.689
Was it fucking nothing special? Every year, the

01:08:58.689 --> 01:09:01.050
year before Christmas Day, we'd go to Kempsey

01:09:01.050 --> 01:09:03.640
and we'd spend it with me, Nan and Pop. I remember

01:09:03.640 --> 01:09:05.880
Kempsey so much. Every time I'd be like, what

01:09:05.880 --> 01:09:07.140
are you doing over the holidays? Because I want

01:09:07.140 --> 01:09:08.619
to hang out with you. He's like, Kempsey, fuck

01:09:08.619 --> 01:09:13.079
you. I would eat myself without you, you fucking

01:09:13.079 --> 01:09:16.960
cunt. Yeah, then we'd shoot guns, race, you know,

01:09:16.979 --> 01:09:19.680
ride dirt bikes, have rally cars out of the bush,

01:09:19.979 --> 01:09:22.819
drive down to the fucking local waterhole and

01:09:22.819 --> 01:09:24.500
swim with your cousins and shit. Like it was

01:09:24.500 --> 01:09:26.880
always, the whole family was at Minen and Pops

01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:29.859
for the whole two weeks. So that was Christmas.

01:09:30.199 --> 01:09:34.569
Yeah. And then when. I had stopped going there.

01:09:35.890 --> 01:09:39.250
Christmas, it manifested into something completely

01:09:39.250 --> 01:09:41.489
different, like no one gets anyone gifts anymore.

01:09:42.250 --> 01:09:45.670
I've hijacked my best mate's fucking family for

01:09:45.670 --> 01:09:49.310
Christmas. So it's morphed. It's a different

01:09:49.310 --> 01:09:52.109
beast these days. Yeah. And now it's like something

01:09:52.109 --> 01:09:54.369
that, like Logan loves going out to Uncle Dave's

01:09:54.369 --> 01:09:57.380
at Christmas Day and shit. Yeah. And, dude, like

01:09:57.380 --> 01:09:59.260
I said yesterday, just him riding around on a

01:09:59.260 --> 01:10:00.819
dirt bike, you can't fucking get him off once

01:10:00.819 --> 01:10:03.460
he starts something. It's ridiculous. So I want

01:10:03.460 --> 01:10:06.039
to start giving him good stuff. And that's what

01:10:06.039 --> 01:10:09.579
we're doing. Hijacking. What about you? You've

01:10:09.579 --> 01:10:11.000
got a pretty big family. What was your Christmas

01:10:11.000 --> 01:10:16.060
day like? At the morning, we'd hang out at home.

01:10:16.460 --> 01:10:20.159
Then we'd go to Nen's on my mum's side for lunch.

01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:22.420
And then after that, we'd head to Nen's on my

01:10:22.420 --> 01:10:26.140
dad's side. Big travel day. Nah, we were all

01:10:26.140 --> 01:10:33.100
in the same town, man. Yeah, so no. Yeah, we

01:10:33.100 --> 01:10:36.420
were home by five. You packed your backpack and

01:10:36.420 --> 01:10:39.140
just went for a freaking drink. Yeah. It was

01:10:39.140 --> 01:10:42.699
like Lord of the Rings. It was good growing up,

01:10:42.699 --> 01:10:44.220
playing hide and seek with my cousins and all

01:10:44.220 --> 01:10:45.859
that sort of stuff, good memories doing all that

01:10:45.859 --> 01:10:48.420
sort of stuff. Yeah, I couldn't tell you how

01:10:48.420 --> 01:10:50.460
many times I went up and down the back path on

01:10:50.460 --> 01:10:54.880
the billy cart. Fuck yeah. So much fun. Yeah,

01:10:54.880 --> 01:10:57.319
nowadays we sort of like more of us all sort

01:10:57.319 --> 01:10:59.960
of do our own thing and sort of. Yeah. Yeah.

01:11:00.439 --> 01:11:02.720
I mean, usually on Christmas and that we head

01:11:02.720 --> 01:11:04.420
down to Sydney and catch up with Kaylee's family

01:11:04.420 --> 01:11:06.699
now. Yeah. And then we sort of come home and

01:11:06.699 --> 01:11:08.739
catch up with my family on Boxing Day. Is that

01:11:08.739 --> 01:11:11.119
where Kaylee's from down there? Yeah, she was

01:11:11.119 --> 01:11:13.039
born in Blacktown. That's what I said. Kaylee.

01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:18.520
Kaylee. Kaylee. He just said Kaylee. I thought

01:11:18.520 --> 01:11:21.539
he said Kaylee. Shut up. I'm sorry. My bad. Wow.

01:11:22.180 --> 01:11:24.760
Jesus. I'm sorry. It's all right. I will edit

01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:28.140
this and I will fucking let you know. Yeah, but

01:11:28.140 --> 01:11:30.060
even if I don't, you'll just sort of. Yeah, if

01:11:30.060 --> 01:11:33.460
he's wrong or not. Even if I'm wrong, you'll

01:11:33.460 --> 01:11:38.859
just dub the thing. So did she come from Sydney?

01:11:39.100 --> 01:11:45.479
Yeah. Yuck. So it was your missus? Yeah. Yuck.

01:11:45.520 --> 01:11:47.899
What about you? Where was your Christmas? Where

01:11:47.899 --> 01:11:51.439
did your missus come from? My Christmas. Sydney

01:11:51.439 --> 01:11:54.390
as well. Well, my parents. We're both registered

01:11:54.390 --> 01:11:58.210
nurses, so it was whenever they were around.

01:11:59.430 --> 01:12:01.590
Working some Christmases, yeah. They worked every

01:12:01.590 --> 01:12:04.449
Christmas. Oh, really? Yeah, okay. So it was

01:12:04.449 --> 01:12:07.949
just a matter of when they weren't working together

01:12:07.949 --> 01:12:09.590
at the same time. Sometimes we'd have Christmas

01:12:09.590 --> 01:12:12.750
later in the afternoon. Yeah. Yeah, but it didn't

01:12:12.750 --> 01:12:14.909
matter. I preferred that. We stayed at home all

01:12:14.909 --> 01:12:19.529
the time. Yep. And that's what I liked. I actually...

01:12:20.029 --> 01:12:22.890
I have a rule now with my kids. I will not take

01:12:22.890 --> 01:12:25.029
them anywhere on Christmas. Yep. Because when

01:12:25.029 --> 01:12:30.430
we did, like, the one in the blue moon Christmas

01:12:30.430 --> 01:12:34.829
that we actually, that both my parents were off,

01:12:34.930 --> 01:12:38.369
that we went somewhere, fucking hated it. Absolutely

01:12:38.369 --> 01:12:40.949
hated it. You open your fucking presents, and

01:12:40.949 --> 01:12:42.489
it's like, oh, my God, this is the most awesome

01:12:42.489 --> 01:12:46.310
thing. Okay, leave it there. We're going. I'm

01:12:46.310 --> 01:12:48.149
like, no, I want to play. No, you can't play

01:12:48.149 --> 01:12:50.159
with it. You've got to wait. No. so i won't do

01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:55.659
it um so my christmas now um is i i make a rule

01:12:55.659 --> 01:13:00.439
if it's at my place anyone is welcome to come

01:13:00.439 --> 01:13:02.840
around i will make sure there's plenty of food

01:13:02.840 --> 01:13:06.640
study or drink whatever i will supply everything

01:13:06.640 --> 01:13:09.399
but i am not moving anywhere from christmas because

01:13:09.399 --> 01:13:11.479
i want my kids to stay at home and enjoy their

01:13:11.479 --> 01:13:15.680
prayer that's nice so i've got a relatively small

01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:18.479
family um Couple of aunties, couple of uncles,

01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:22.399
like a set of each. It's probably more than me.

01:13:22.680 --> 01:13:27.560
Yeah. So there in Newcastle, we were always in

01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:30.159
Cessna. And it would be Christmas morning, we'd

01:13:30.159 --> 01:13:32.539
wake up, do the toys, and it was year about.

01:13:32.659 --> 01:13:34.800
So one year, everybody would come to our place.

01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:38.220
Next year, everybody would go to Newcastle. So,

01:13:38.319 --> 01:13:40.279
you know, one year, you got all your toys, and

01:13:40.279 --> 01:13:43.979
I got two cousins, and they would turn up, and,

01:13:44.079 --> 01:13:46.859
yeah, it would just be. all the adults would

01:13:46.859 --> 01:13:50.260
just fucking hook in. And it would just be all

01:13:50.260 --> 01:13:53.140
night. It would be a fucking rager. Always a

01:13:53.140 --> 01:13:56.359
good time. It was good at my place because we

01:13:56.359 --> 01:13:59.699
always had a pool. There was one saving grace

01:13:59.699 --> 01:14:03.060
about Cessnock's fucking Christmases. It was

01:14:03.060 --> 01:14:06.159
the escape from the heat that way. And then we'd

01:14:06.159 --> 01:14:09.560
go to Newcastle every opposite year. It was always

01:14:09.560 --> 01:14:12.680
cooler there. We didn't have a pool. But, yeah,

01:14:12.739 --> 01:14:16.850
I don't know. It was, yeah. get up, do the thing,

01:14:16.890 --> 01:14:20.449
then either travel or stay. But these days it's

01:14:20.449 --> 01:14:25.069
we travel to usually to my mother -in -law's

01:14:25.069 --> 01:14:27.949
with the Christmas morning with all the cousins

01:14:27.949 --> 01:14:31.210
because on my wife's side everyone's got kids.

01:14:31.869 --> 01:14:33.829
So all the kids do the Christmas thing in the

01:14:33.829 --> 01:14:36.810
morning and then we usually travel back to whether

01:14:36.810 --> 01:14:39.989
it's still at my parents' place or my auntie

01:14:39.989 --> 01:14:42.729
and uncle's place in Newcastle. Just fucking

01:14:42.729 --> 01:14:46.689
get pissed. Yeah. Yeah. It's just that's the

01:14:46.689 --> 01:14:51.310
culture with my sort of family. Yeah. But, yeah.

01:14:52.390 --> 01:14:55.909
What's everybody's go -to Christmas movie? Love

01:14:55.909 --> 01:14:58.609
Actually. Die Hard. Every year? You watch it

01:14:58.609 --> 01:15:02.010
every year? Or is it just? Usually, Harry, Kaylee

01:15:02.010 --> 01:15:04.489
and I try and watch it around Christmas Eve and

01:15:04.489 --> 01:15:09.109
we'll smash a kilo of prawns. Oh, fuck yeah.

01:15:09.229 --> 01:15:13.050
That's not what I expected. What did you say?

01:15:13.090 --> 01:15:14.850
Die Hard. Die Hard, bro. You watch Die Hard every

01:15:14.850 --> 01:15:18.649
year? Every year. Every year? Yeah. Time? It

01:15:18.649 --> 01:15:22.430
would have to be Home Alone. Yeah, Home Alone.

01:15:22.449 --> 01:15:24.989
Oh, dude, yeah, that's another one. Yeah, that's

01:15:24.989 --> 01:15:27.590
one that I can watch myself and with my kids.

01:15:27.609 --> 01:15:31.409
Yeah, with your kids. And also Elf. Yeah. Elf

01:15:31.409 --> 01:15:34.439
is just such a... Good Christmas movie. For a

01:15:34.439 --> 01:15:36.840
modern one, that's probably the best modern.

01:15:37.439 --> 01:15:40.579
Will Ferrell. My personal favourite is Nightmare

01:15:40.579 --> 01:15:43.279
Before Christmas, but if we're to watch one every

01:15:43.279 --> 01:15:46.100
year, it's usually Steph's family and it's Christmas

01:15:46.100 --> 01:15:49.859
Vacation. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't technically

01:15:49.859 --> 01:15:52.920
Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween movie,

01:15:53.100 --> 01:15:54.939
though? That's a Christmas movie scene, isn't

01:15:54.939 --> 01:15:58.539
it? Okay. Oh, yes, too. Weird. I think it's before

01:15:58.539 --> 01:16:00.800
Christmas. If we sit around drinking piss with

01:16:00.800 --> 01:16:03.020
my fucking side of the family and we decide to

01:16:03.020 --> 01:16:05.760
put Christmas carols on, Marilyn Manson's cover

01:16:05.760 --> 01:16:08.520
of This Is Halloween is always what I put on.

01:16:08.539 --> 01:16:12.020
And I'm like, fuck you lot. Because I went back

01:16:12.020 --> 01:16:15.340
to Christmas. He's really good at covers, Marilyn

01:16:15.340 --> 01:16:19.619
Manson. This Is Halloween. But not just that.

01:16:19.699 --> 01:16:25.140
I mean, like, he's got. Dude's sweet dream. Sweet

01:16:25.140 --> 01:16:29.479
dream. Tainted love. Tainted love. Yeah. That's

01:16:29.479 --> 01:16:32.300
probably one of the best covers. Fucking oath.

01:16:32.939 --> 01:16:35.840
I'm going to take a piss. We have smooth Botoxed

01:16:35.840 --> 01:16:38.500
face and he's hairy dick just delivering chips

01:16:38.500 --> 01:16:40.739
to fuckers. We're recording you, by the way.

01:16:40.779 --> 01:16:42.859
You're recording. Your face is recording. This

01:16:42.859 --> 01:16:45.380
whole fucking building's out of recording. All

01:16:45.380 --> 01:16:47.319
right, Gobbledock. Who would win in a fight between

01:16:47.319 --> 01:16:50.210
him and Alf? Fucking gobbledog all the way, motherfucker.

01:16:50.449 --> 01:16:52.029
I don't know. Alf used to be a cat. Yeah, no.

01:16:52.109 --> 01:16:56.090
Fucking Alf's a pussy. Oh, no. And he picks on

01:16:56.090 --> 01:16:57.649
cats because they were smaller than him. No,

01:16:57.649 --> 01:17:00.090
no, no. I don't like Alf. Did you know that the

01:17:00.090 --> 01:17:04.529
creator of Alf tried that hard to maintain the

01:17:04.529 --> 01:17:07.550
illusion that he was a real alien, that he bankrupted

01:17:07.550 --> 01:17:11.670
the whole production? Oh, really? Yeah. So Alf

01:17:11.670 --> 01:17:14.930
had like a whole heap of shows and like a live

01:17:14.930 --> 01:17:18.460
studio audience. He would make sure that the

01:17:18.460 --> 01:17:21.520
sets were set up in a way that he or whoever

01:17:21.520 --> 01:17:25.119
was doing the puppet could remain hidden and

01:17:25.119 --> 01:17:28.319
Alf would stay in character between shots to

01:17:28.319 --> 01:17:31.520
the point where he, like, fucked up a whole lot

01:17:31.520 --> 01:17:33.520
of fucking movies and shit, just bankrupt him.

01:17:33.840 --> 01:17:36.859
Because Alf was pretty fucking big back in the

01:17:36.859 --> 01:17:40.180
day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had no idea

01:17:40.180 --> 01:17:43.119
then. Elf was so dark. Yeah, it wasn't dark.

01:17:43.279 --> 01:17:45.600
He just, old mate that fucking came up with him

01:17:45.600 --> 01:17:48.739
just wanted to fucking, I don't know. Pretend

01:17:48.739 --> 01:17:52.180
he was an alien. Push the fucking illusion. Do

01:17:52.180 --> 01:17:55.520
you remember Agro? Yeah, Agro. Have you seen

01:17:55.520 --> 01:17:58.000
some of the outtakes? Yeah, the outtake. That

01:17:58.000 --> 01:18:01.880
cunt would be in front of court. Holy shit. Fucking

01:18:01.880 --> 01:18:08.840
curry, man. Yo, man. That's a lawsuit. Back in

01:18:08.840 --> 01:18:11.579
the day, was it Alf or Cheese TV? Cheese TV.

01:18:11.699 --> 01:18:15.020
Cheese TV, 100%. Once it was on the air, Alf

01:18:15.020 --> 01:18:17.840
got the fucking arse. Agro got the arse, yeah.

01:18:18.180 --> 01:18:21.619
Dude, Cheese TV. Cheese TV. And if he got up

01:18:21.619 --> 01:18:25.199
a little early, aerobics all style. Always aerobics

01:18:25.199 --> 01:18:27.600
all style, motherfucker. When you got to a certain

01:18:27.600 --> 01:18:30.439
age, yeah, of course. Before that, I was like,

01:18:30.479 --> 01:18:31.880
get the fuck off. Off the screen, give me some

01:18:31.880 --> 01:18:33.460
fucking turtles. Yeah, I don't want to get up

01:18:33.460 --> 01:18:35.399
now. I want to fucking, I want to watch it. I

01:18:35.399 --> 01:18:37.960
remember when it first came out, watching the

01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:40.979
first episode. Well, before that, it was the

01:18:40.979 --> 01:18:44.539
big breakfast. Did anybody, did anybody remember

01:18:44.539 --> 01:18:48.979
the live action TV show of the Teenage Mutant

01:18:48.979 --> 01:18:51.539
Ninja Turtles with the fifth turtle? Yeah, the

01:18:51.539 --> 01:18:54.159
chick. The chick turtle. Venus. The light blue.

01:18:54.300 --> 01:18:59.260
Yeah, the light blue turtle. She had boobs. I

01:18:59.260 --> 01:19:01.739
was confused. I know where this is going now.

01:19:01.899 --> 01:19:06.100
But can you remember that show? No. That was

01:19:06.100 --> 01:19:08.500
fucking sick. It only hung around for a season.

01:19:08.560 --> 01:19:11.699
Yeah. But it was sick. It came out around about

01:19:11.699 --> 01:19:14.939
the time that the Power Rangers kind of came

01:19:14.939 --> 01:19:18.239
into fucking fruition. Oh, okay. Yeah, I wasn't

01:19:18.239 --> 01:19:21.579
a big Power fan. That blew me mind a while ago

01:19:21.579 --> 01:19:23.159
when I was watching like a documentary about

01:19:23.159 --> 01:19:25.260
Power Rangers. I didn't realize they just copied.

01:19:26.079 --> 01:19:29.180
Like they just bought an Asian show and reshot

01:19:29.180 --> 01:19:32.199
the scenes when they're not in suits. And re

01:19:32.199 --> 01:19:34.159
-dubbed it. So much so that the yellow ranger

01:19:34.159 --> 01:19:35.920
wasn't actually a girl. That's correct, yeah.

01:19:36.460 --> 01:19:38.300
That's why the pink ranger's the only one with

01:19:38.300 --> 01:19:43.020
a skirt. Oh, shit. Trini never had a shirt. There

01:19:43.020 --> 01:19:48.039
you go. Have you seen the... The Power Rangers,

01:19:48.039 --> 01:19:51.760
the adult one they did? Yeah, the YouTube one.

01:19:52.119 --> 01:19:56.380
No, the dark one. The dark one. I did. And it's

01:19:56.380 --> 01:19:58.399
actually got, what's his name? Jason David Frank?

01:19:58.640 --> 01:20:01.600
No, Dawson. Dawson. Dawson. Oh, that's right.

01:20:01.819 --> 01:20:08.539
Yeah, I think Jason David Frank wanted to push

01:20:08.539 --> 01:20:11.119
that. He was in it. He was in it? He was in it,

01:20:11.239 --> 01:20:13.220
yeah. He would have had to have been the Green

01:20:13.220 --> 01:20:16.159
Ranger then. Yeah. Or the White Ranger. Yeah,

01:20:16.199 --> 01:20:17.560
or the White Ranger. I think the Green Ranger

01:20:17.560 --> 01:20:19.239
was in that one. Yeah, it was the Green Ranger.

01:20:19.319 --> 01:20:21.119
I remember watching them like, they need to do

01:20:21.119 --> 01:20:25.880
this. The Green Ranger was that good, they gave

01:20:25.880 --> 01:20:28.420
his actor three first names. Jackson, David,

01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:34.800
Frank. Yeah, he had an MMA career before he died

01:20:34.800 --> 01:20:37.939
too. They say you can't trust a dude with two

01:20:37.939 --> 01:20:40.539
first names. But you can definitely trust somebody

01:20:40.539 --> 01:20:42.119
with that. Yeah, the third one cancels the rest

01:20:42.119 --> 01:20:44.920
of it. It actually anchors it in believability.

01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:51.159
Yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, my name's Jason David.

01:20:51.279 --> 01:20:53.840
Fuck off, Frank. Hey, you're my kind of people.

01:20:55.579 --> 01:20:57.180
Landon's actually watching that at the moment

01:20:57.180 --> 01:20:58.760
on Netflix. Power Rangers? The original series,

01:20:58.960 --> 01:21:01.539
yeah. Oh, fucking yeah. Wait until he gets to

01:21:01.539 --> 01:21:03.640
the movie and it's even worse and it's just all

01:21:03.640 --> 01:21:06.760
a bunch of fucking muddies doing. Yeah. Yeah.

01:21:07.350 --> 01:21:10.069
I mean, technically, Power Rangers is just Voltron.

01:21:10.869 --> 01:21:13.489
Sort of. Ultraman. Yeah, it's Wildman. Power

01:21:13.489 --> 01:21:17.090
Rangers is just Ultraman. Dude, look, it's still

01:21:17.090 --> 01:21:19.289
fucking, come on, man. It's the Power Rangers.

01:21:19.510 --> 01:21:23.470
It was our first high school crush. Really? No.

01:21:23.810 --> 01:21:27.989
No. Buffy. Buffy was before Power Rangers for

01:21:27.989 --> 01:21:31.310
you? I mean, I like Power Rangers, but I never

01:21:31.310 --> 01:21:33.529
thought Kimberley was that great. No, I never

01:21:33.529 --> 01:21:37.050
was interested in Power Rangers. I lost Power

01:21:37.050 --> 01:21:38.529
Rangers. Yeah, I like Power Rangers, but Kimberley

01:21:38.529 --> 01:21:42.170
was just like, yeah, she's hot. But Buffy was

01:21:42.170 --> 01:21:47.630
the one that I got a horn for. Sunday, 23rd November,

01:21:47.869 --> 01:21:52.520
4 .02. Just for when Landon says, hey, Uncle

01:21:52.520 --> 01:21:55.680
Clint, when did you know that Dad was gay? And

01:21:55.680 --> 01:21:59.619
this is the day and time. It was at the Christmas

01:21:59.619 --> 01:22:03.380
special. Your dad said he didn't like Kimberly.

01:22:04.579 --> 01:22:08.119
That's why we knew he was gay. Fuck you, guy.

01:22:08.979 --> 01:22:12.600
But, yeah, okay. First kind of, would you say

01:22:12.600 --> 01:22:15.039
that was your first pop culture crush? Hands

01:22:15.039 --> 01:22:22.079
down. When did Alex Mack come in? Never watched

01:22:22.079 --> 01:22:25.220
it. Really? Never watched it. Yeah, I remember

01:22:25.220 --> 01:22:28.319
that. I don't know. It might have been after.

01:22:29.340 --> 01:22:32.680
I don't know. I was down on that. Around that

01:22:32.680 --> 01:22:40.479
same time, mine was Smallville. Oh, Lana Lang.

01:22:40.479 --> 01:22:44.279
Yeah, Lana Lang. I need to look up these dates.

01:22:45.390 --> 01:22:47.829
Dude, my brain is so fried I've got no idea what

01:22:47.829 --> 01:22:49.010
the fuck you're talking about. Stop going out

01:22:49.010 --> 01:22:51.829
for a smoke, cunt. I'm trying to figure out what

01:22:51.829 --> 01:22:54.930
was I watching that really fucked up sort of

01:22:54.930 --> 01:22:58.630
thing back then. In the mornings, I had me fucking

01:22:58.630 --> 01:23:03.890
gargoyles, street sharks. Biker mice. Wait, wait,

01:23:03.909 --> 01:23:05.710
wait. Are we talking about the same thing you

01:23:05.710 --> 01:23:08.329
feel? Yeah. The crush or are we talking about

01:23:08.329 --> 01:23:10.210
the same stuff? And then afternoon was. Your

01:23:10.210 --> 01:23:13.470
life was hot. No, the mornings were to get me

01:23:13.470 --> 01:23:15.590
fucking prepped for the day, get that fucking

01:23:15.590 --> 01:23:19.189
mongrel in me. Go out there and get that fucking,

01:23:19.210 --> 01:23:22.670
get that poo can. And then in the afternoons,

01:23:22.670 --> 01:23:24.750
always come home, give yourself a nice relaxing

01:23:24.750 --> 01:23:28.289
massage and some spa. Maybe tickle the taint.

01:23:28.369 --> 01:23:30.689
Maybe who knows. Just give yourself some love

01:23:30.689 --> 01:23:32.079
and thunder, you know what I'm saying? Don't

01:23:32.079 --> 01:23:36.119
give yourself no one from the back. So Mighty

01:23:36.119 --> 01:23:38.439
Morphin Power Rangers came out in 93. Alex May

01:23:38.439 --> 01:23:41.720
came out in 94. There you go. See, Power Rangers

01:23:41.720 --> 01:23:44.239
for me, mate, because I'm a fucking OG. Because

01:23:44.239 --> 01:23:47.310
you're a stud. Oh, I thought I was being the

01:23:47.310 --> 01:23:49.310
host of that growth guide in connection to Anne

01:23:49.310 --> 01:23:52.470
-Marie. Oh, she's great. I couldn't know. Her

01:23:52.470 --> 01:23:54.970
hair was shit. Yeah, it was. She had that bob,

01:23:55.090 --> 01:23:58.430
yo. But pretty much everyone back then did. Yeah,

01:23:58.510 --> 01:24:06.579
my mum. She doesn't anymore. Oh, shit. Way to

01:24:06.579 --> 01:24:10.800
drag the party down. Oh, fuck. Anyway, I didn't

01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:12.699
realise how hot Anne -Marie was until we got

01:24:12.699 --> 01:24:16.079
older. Yeah. I think I might have taken a bit

01:24:16.079 --> 01:24:21.819
of notice back then. It might have been why I

01:24:21.819 --> 01:24:25.600
stuck to agros a little bit after Cheese TV came

01:24:25.600 --> 01:24:29.000
out. Cheese TV. I mean, it was better than watching

01:24:29.000 --> 01:24:36.109
two guys. I mean, I did like Scully. She came

01:24:36.109 --> 01:24:39.609
out in 92 as well. Yeah, flaming red hair. Yeah,

01:24:39.609 --> 01:24:42.189
but she wasn't a believer. She wasn't a believer.

01:24:42.189 --> 01:24:44.409
I couldn't fucking like it. She's not a believer.

01:24:44.409 --> 01:24:46.970
She's improved in age. She's still not a fucking

01:24:46.970 --> 01:24:50.670
believer though, Jeremy. How can you have a conversation

01:24:50.670 --> 01:24:53.270
with Scully when she doesn't even believe in

01:24:53.270 --> 01:24:56.510
anything? Back in that day, that was 90210 era.

01:24:56.909 --> 01:24:59.729
Didn't watch that. It was a soap opera. Get out

01:24:59.729 --> 01:25:03.270
if not. Yeah, I was watching it for a totally

01:25:03.270 --> 01:25:07.210
different reason. Maybe the volume was down a

01:25:07.210 --> 01:25:11.750
lot. So at that point you'd just go to SBS and

01:25:11.750 --> 01:25:13.989
hope there's a foreign movie on there. I pretty

01:25:13.989 --> 01:25:18.109
much was. I'm pretty sure on SBS there was something

01:25:18.109 --> 01:25:22.909
about a killer condom. I do remember that movie.

01:25:24.170 --> 01:25:26.890
It's Felix the Cat for me on SBS. You'd hope

01:25:26.890 --> 01:25:29.609
to see Felix the Cat because he was just Randy

01:25:29.609 --> 01:25:36.229
all the time. Going around fucking shit. I think

01:25:36.229 --> 01:25:38.149
Felix the cat was actually a proper cartoon.

01:25:38.270 --> 01:25:39.670
I think you mean Fritz the cat or something.

01:25:39.710 --> 01:25:41.590
Fritz the cat, that's what it is. I was going

01:25:41.590 --> 01:25:43.449
to say, Felix the cat's the one with the purse

01:25:43.449 --> 01:25:50.390
that you keep pulling things out of it. First

01:25:50.390 --> 01:25:59.460
cartoon crush. Jessica Rabbit. Yes. Get fucked.

01:25:59.539 --> 01:26:02.619
Rogue. What can top her? No. Jethic Rabbit was

01:26:02.619 --> 01:26:05.180
before Rogue. Rogue. Rogue was hot, but Jethic

01:26:05.180 --> 01:26:07.119
Rabbit was before that. I wasn't attracted to

01:26:07.119 --> 01:26:10.100
Jethic Rabbit. How were you not? No, I wasn't.

01:26:10.100 --> 01:26:13.319
I was more turned on by fucking Bob Hoskins.

01:26:15.859 --> 01:26:19.939
All the cartoon redheads, man. Even fucking Gillian

01:26:19.939 --> 01:26:22.239
Anderson. I don't know. Yeah. It was a cartoon,

01:26:22.380 --> 01:26:24.340
you fuck. That's what I'm saying, the evolution

01:26:24.340 --> 01:26:26.960
to that point. Actually, I'm just saying, Rogue,

01:26:27.020 --> 01:26:28.760
yeah, he's a redhead as well. Goddamn, Rogue

01:26:28.760 --> 01:26:31.420
is smoking hot in that cartoon. Yeah. I don't

01:26:31.420 --> 01:26:33.779
give a fuck. Oh, yeah, she is. I'm just saying

01:26:33.779 --> 01:26:38.960
that. Roger Rabbit was before that. I was 14.

01:26:39.140 --> 01:26:42.079
Yeah, Jesus. I was 14 when Rogue was around,

01:26:42.180 --> 01:26:45.020
man. Yeah, but where were you when Jessica Rabbit

01:26:45.020 --> 01:26:47.319
was around? About the same age, I think. I think

01:26:47.319 --> 01:26:48.760
it was before that. Yeah, it was well before

01:26:48.760 --> 01:26:53.159
that. Yeah. When was he framed, Roger Rabbit?

01:26:53.279 --> 01:26:57.539
88? I'm looking. So X -Men, the animated series

01:26:57.539 --> 01:27:00.039
was 92. Fucking Roger Rabbit was way before that.

01:27:00.100 --> 01:27:06.539
88. I was actually more concerned about how old

01:27:06.539 --> 01:27:10.340
you were when you saw Jessica Rabbit then. Yeah,

01:27:10.359 --> 01:27:13.520
88. 88. Yeah, I think I would have been five

01:27:13.520 --> 01:27:16.640
when I first seen Jessica Rabbit. Oh, you ought

01:27:16.640 --> 01:27:18.659
to be about the same age. Yeah, but at the same

01:27:18.659 --> 01:27:20.479
time, I was more like ready to stick my thumb

01:27:20.479 --> 01:27:22.539
in my ass sort of thing. I wasn't doing anything.

01:27:22.720 --> 01:27:25.420
I wasn't turned on by nothing. So, yeah, by the

01:27:25.420 --> 01:27:28.319
time I had that blood flowing and I had that

01:27:28.319 --> 01:27:36.140
stuff pumping, it was rude. It was gay. I've

01:27:36.140 --> 01:27:38.640
always been attracted to fucking hot women. Dude,

01:27:38.779 --> 01:27:40.899
I'm a fucking hot man. I get attracted to hot

01:27:40.899 --> 01:27:45.760
men all the fucking time, yo. Fucking dude. When

01:27:45.760 --> 01:27:50.739
we went to fucking good things last year, we

01:27:50.739 --> 01:27:53.920
were in the tent with all the fucking people

01:27:53.920 --> 01:27:57.420
doing all the fucked up shit. There we go. There

01:27:57.420 --> 01:27:59.000
was a bloke in there with his shirt off, man.

01:27:59.560 --> 01:28:01.260
Fucking one of the most incredible chefs. I'm

01:28:01.260 --> 01:28:03.260
talking Chris Evans of Captain America, right?

01:28:03.340 --> 01:28:06.119
Fucking better than that. Silky smooth, fucking

01:28:06.119 --> 01:28:08.960
takes care of himself, right? Walked up and I'm

01:28:08.960 --> 01:28:12.460
like, bro, fucking nice work. And he gave me

01:28:12.460 --> 01:28:14.359
a high five and said, thanks, bro. And I'm like,

01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:17.819
fucking. Went over there and me wife's there

01:28:17.819 --> 01:28:20.619
smoking hot in a fucking skin -tight area. And

01:28:20.619 --> 01:28:23.079
I'm like, hey, babe, you see that fucker's chest

01:28:23.079 --> 01:28:26.779
over there? Mate, you've got to give Ben props.

01:28:27.079 --> 01:28:28.859
He's worked hard on that. He deserves a bit of

01:28:28.859 --> 01:28:32.859
props. If you don't believe me, there are fucking

01:28:32.859 --> 01:28:36.460
four people there that see me do it. No, I believe

01:28:36.460 --> 01:28:40.229
you. I know you do. I don't agree with you. Is

01:28:40.229 --> 01:28:42.130
this why you're always keen to come play games

01:28:42.130 --> 01:28:45.550
with us? Fuck yeah. I love watching you brains.

01:28:47.069 --> 01:28:51.369
If I was going to turn, it would not be for the

01:28:51.369 --> 01:28:54.850
body. It would be the mind. I agree with a lot

01:28:54.850 --> 01:28:58.430
of what women think with the nice guy in Hollywood

01:28:58.430 --> 01:29:02.130
type thing that would make them popular. I'm

01:29:02.130 --> 01:29:06.449
not gay. I just appreciate things. You'd suck

01:29:06.449 --> 01:29:09.590
Alan Richardson's dick, though. Richardson, motherfucker.

01:29:10.090 --> 01:29:15.130
Yeah. He's name right. Keep my husband's name

01:29:15.130 --> 01:29:19.270
out your fucking mouth. I don't go for the body.

01:29:19.390 --> 01:29:24.229
I don't go for the body. Oh, fucking hell. You're

01:29:24.229 --> 01:29:26.970
asking in turn for William Defoe? No, Willem

01:29:26.970 --> 01:29:30.850
Defoe. Fucking Willem, mate. Not with that member.

01:29:31.050 --> 01:29:33.989
Not with that. I want to fucking walk again,

01:29:34.109 --> 01:29:36.770
mate. Jesus Christ. Who's the other one? Actually,

01:29:36.829 --> 01:29:39.310
you've talked about William Defoe a lot. Willem.

01:29:39.689 --> 01:29:43.810
Willem. Willem Defoe. Willem Defoe's dick is

01:29:43.810 --> 01:29:48.170
impressive. Just his dick. There's another one.

01:29:48.229 --> 01:29:55.550
There's another guy who's. Oh, my memory is so

01:29:55.550 --> 01:30:00.159
bad. Have you watched Hollywood Babylon? Yeah.

01:30:00.300 --> 01:30:03.319
Yeah. There was a segment on Hollywood Babylon.

01:30:03.899 --> 01:30:07.699
You know who I'm talking about now then. Yeah,

01:30:07.699 --> 01:30:14.119
it's fucking. How big is Liam Neeson's cock?

01:30:14.479 --> 01:30:16.619
Liam Neeson apparently has a really good cock

01:30:16.619 --> 01:30:20.619
as well. Yeah. How big is it? Because I have

01:30:20.619 --> 01:30:24.979
a whole segment on how big is his cock. Liam's

01:30:24.979 --> 01:30:28.399
cock is so big. Fucking such a good segment.

01:30:28.539 --> 01:30:31.840
Yeah. Jesus. Such a good podcast. And a big yuck.

01:30:33.720 --> 01:30:36.439
Go on. Give us something else. More Christmas

01:30:36.439 --> 01:30:40.000
stuff. Is it breakfast, lunch, or dinner is the

01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:47.420
big meal? Lunch. Lunch. Now or before? Now. Now

01:30:47.420 --> 01:30:50.399
is lunch, yeah. Yeah, lunch is a big one. What

01:30:50.399 --> 01:30:54.569
about back in the day? Lunch. Lunch. Depends

01:30:54.569 --> 01:30:58.229
on what my parents were working. Yeah, no, it's

01:30:58.229 --> 01:31:00.069
always been lunch for us too. Fucking the parents

01:31:00.069 --> 01:31:01.789
are always too fucking wrecked by dinner time.

01:31:02.909 --> 01:31:05.210
It was always leftovers. We're hungry. Get these

01:31:05.210 --> 01:31:08.109
fucking leftovers for yourself. Dinner was leftovers,

01:31:08.369 --> 01:31:10.609
yeah. Yeah, that's what it is now too. You fucking

01:31:10.609 --> 01:31:13.869
get fucking ripped in before lunch, fucking fill

01:31:13.869 --> 01:31:16.210
up on food, and then you try and struggle over

01:31:16.210 --> 01:31:18.470
that fucking lump in your guts for fucking the

01:31:18.470 --> 01:31:21.920
rest of the afternoon into the night. Yeah. I

01:31:21.920 --> 01:31:23.680
suppose that would lead into the next one. Was

01:31:23.680 --> 01:31:28.100
it hot or cold? Yeah, hot or cold? Cold. Cold?

01:31:28.180 --> 01:31:31.000
Yeah, okay. So what, just cold meat? Cold meat,

01:31:31.119 --> 01:31:35.300
man. Chicken, prawns, fucking a nice, nice ham.

01:31:35.699 --> 01:31:38.340
Yeah. Some bread rolls. Ham was always good.

01:31:38.340 --> 01:31:40.739
Cold slaw. Oh, yeah, ham's always good. Zucchini

01:31:40.739 --> 01:31:45.539
slice, fuck me. And then the creme de la creme.

01:31:45.720 --> 01:31:51.029
The fucking dip, dip. Oh, yeah. Well, damn deep's

01:31:51.029 --> 01:31:53.569
warm, mate. It doesn't have to be, not after

01:31:53.569 --> 01:31:57.329
a couple of minutes. When that cheese is soaked

01:31:57.329 --> 01:31:59.930
into that bread. And you can't dip it in because

01:31:59.930 --> 01:32:01.729
it's gone solid. Can you place a Barry White

01:32:01.729 --> 01:32:04.289
in the back of this next bit? When the cheese

01:32:04.289 --> 01:32:07.109
is just melted into that bread and just a little

01:32:07.109 --> 01:32:10.550
bit more soft and moist on the inside, you still

01:32:10.550 --> 01:32:13.529
get that crisp snap at the crust on the outside.

01:32:13.710 --> 01:32:20.579
Thank you, man. Very easily. When we were younger

01:32:20.579 --> 01:32:23.399
and we'd go to Nan's place for lunch, she had,

01:32:23.399 --> 01:32:28.020
you know, the stoves that you'd have to feed

01:32:28.020 --> 01:32:31.560
wood into? Yes, sir. Yeah. Hot lunch cooked on

01:32:31.560 --> 01:32:37.180
that. Yeah. Done. Whatever goes. Depends on where

01:32:37.180 --> 01:32:39.199
we were at the time. But usually it was a hot

01:32:39.199 --> 01:32:41.819
lunch. It was a hot, you know, baked chalk, baked

01:32:41.819 --> 01:32:45.420
dinner, stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. See, it's

01:32:45.420 --> 01:32:47.619
funny. My family was always kind of like the

01:32:47.619 --> 01:32:50.060
more cold stuff when I was growing up. Ham was

01:32:50.060 --> 01:32:52.899
always a gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ham, barbecue,

01:32:53.000 --> 01:32:57.239
cold, everything cold. Now that we're traveling

01:32:57.239 --> 01:33:00.260
every Christmas Day, it's usually we have a light

01:33:00.260 --> 01:33:03.380
lunch when everybody else has lunch at the mother

01:33:03.380 --> 01:33:06.659
-in -law's. It's usually cold, all the cold meats

01:33:06.659 --> 01:33:08.800
and stuff, and then we get to meet mum and dad

01:33:08.800 --> 01:33:11.800
and uncles, and it's usually a warm kind of deal.

01:33:13.689 --> 01:33:16.409
So I've got to pace myself, drive an hour and

01:33:16.409 --> 01:33:19.369
then meet again. It's fucking hard, man. Do you

01:33:19.369 --> 01:33:21.869
really have to pace yourself? Yeah, I do. Otherwise

01:33:21.869 --> 01:33:23.970
I'm fucked and I can't drink and get pissed.

01:33:24.569 --> 01:33:29.189
Well, nowadays it's more barbecue oriented. Either

01:33:29.189 --> 01:33:32.510
the traditional barbecue or I'll get a smoker

01:33:32.510 --> 01:33:37.069
going and I'll get the brisket. I would love

01:33:37.069 --> 01:33:39.710
to do shit like that, but we travel every year.

01:33:39.810 --> 01:33:42.710
The amount of time you've got to dip. Like dedicate

01:33:42.710 --> 01:33:45.970
to a smoker is fucking insane. I've got a sick

01:33:45.970 --> 01:33:48.369
fucking spit roast at home too. There you do.

01:33:48.989 --> 01:33:51.930
You know what's really good about it though?

01:33:52.489 --> 01:33:56.750
There's always that given rule. You have to have

01:33:56.750 --> 01:33:59.930
a beer when you barbecue. Yeah. So when you're

01:33:59.930 --> 01:34:01.989
smoking, you've got to start at like 6 o 'clock

01:34:01.989 --> 01:34:04.869
in the morning. Yeah. And I've started them at

01:34:04.869 --> 01:34:07.270
like 6 o 'clock at night so they're ready for

01:34:07.270 --> 01:34:09.810
lunch next day. Oh, really? I did that one year.

01:34:10.170 --> 01:34:16.020
Eight kilo brisket. Wow. I did a pulled pork

01:34:16.020 --> 01:34:18.840
butt, and I did it the night before Christmas.

01:34:18.960 --> 01:34:21.640
I started at 7 o 'clock in the morning. I pulled

01:34:21.640 --> 01:34:24.800
her off at 4 o 'clock at night, and I was pulling

01:34:24.800 --> 01:34:28.939
at 1 o 'clock in the morning for Christmas Day

01:34:28.939 --> 01:34:32.319
the next day. So did you have to stay up all

01:34:32.319 --> 01:34:35.380
night and watch that brisket? No. Get up periodically?

01:34:35.500 --> 01:34:37.520
Oh, wait up. Well, I normally get up through

01:34:37.520 --> 01:34:40.199
the night. Okay. What sort of smoke have you

01:34:40.199 --> 01:34:42.289
got, though? Have you got a pellet smoke? No,

01:34:42.350 --> 01:34:47.170
I used to have one that I built at work, just

01:34:47.170 --> 01:34:49.909
charcoal on the bottom, and I've recently switched

01:34:49.909 --> 01:34:53.550
to a gas one. Yeah, right. Because usually with

01:34:53.550 --> 01:34:56.170
the charcoal one, you've got to keep an eye on

01:34:56.170 --> 01:34:58.890
that temp because it can spike and drop no matter

01:34:58.890 --> 01:35:01.890
what. I would not trust it overnight. I'm not

01:35:01.890 --> 01:35:03.369
going to lie, though, the meat that came out

01:35:03.369 --> 01:35:05.590
of the charcoal one tasted a bit better than

01:35:05.590 --> 01:35:07.850
the gas, but the gas is just so much easier.

01:35:07.930 --> 01:35:10.630
You hit a few knobs. let it sit for a bit, and

01:35:10.630 --> 01:35:13.829
your temp's done. Yeah. I know with the pellet

01:35:13.829 --> 01:35:16.789
smoker, it's all automated. So you set a temperature.

01:35:17.050 --> 01:35:19.810
It's like the cheater way of smoking. You just

01:35:19.810 --> 01:35:23.090
go this temp for this long, and then you can

01:35:23.090 --> 01:35:25.210
go to sleep and it'll fucking look after it.

01:35:26.649 --> 01:35:29.029
It's a lazy man's smoke. I've smoked in mid -weather

01:35:29.029 --> 01:35:31.510
before where you do the chain of fucking charcoal.

01:35:31.710 --> 01:35:34.930
Oh, the charcoal chain. Yeah. It's just always

01:35:34.930 --> 01:35:37.510
fucking a smaller amount of meat. You can't do

01:35:37.510 --> 01:35:39.739
a decent size in there. Because otherwise it

01:35:39.739 --> 01:35:42.199
starts getting to be more of a direct than an

01:35:42.199 --> 01:35:47.159
indirect call. Yeah. I've got the Kamado. Oh,

01:35:47.159 --> 01:35:49.699
yeah. You like the big A. Yeah. It's only a cheap

01:35:49.699 --> 01:35:53.500
version. It's not the official Kamado. But, yeah,

01:35:53.579 --> 01:35:59.300
same idea. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, I want to go make

01:35:59.300 --> 01:36:02.020
some barbeque. I just wish I had more time to

01:36:02.020 --> 01:36:04.000
do it. Yeah, dude. That's the thing. You've got

01:36:04.000 --> 01:36:06.460
to dedicate fucking 12 hours to it. Fuck. It's

01:36:06.460 --> 01:36:08.479
been a while since I've smoked something because

01:36:08.479 --> 01:36:11.920
of that whole reason. But with the Kamado, you've

01:36:11.920 --> 01:36:15.760
got versatility. Same with Weber 3. You can just

01:36:15.760 --> 01:36:19.359
use it. The Wi -Fi thermometers are really coming

01:36:19.359 --> 01:36:22.779
in. Definitely. Fucking not cheap, though, are

01:36:22.779 --> 01:36:25.260
they? Depends on what you're looking at. You

01:36:25.260 --> 01:36:27.939
can get one for $100, got four probes. Oh, yeah,

01:36:27.979 --> 01:36:30.319
right. Well, you just send text messages to your

01:36:30.319 --> 01:36:32.520
phone and shit. Well, no, you've got to monitor

01:36:32.520 --> 01:36:34.329
it. Oh, you've got the app? The more expensive

01:36:34.329 --> 01:36:37.810
is when you can start setting time. Oh, no, no,

01:36:37.810 --> 01:36:39.810
the cheap ones you can do that with too. Yeah,

01:36:40.430 --> 01:36:42.489
it's all about the app, yeah. I've got the Weber

01:36:42.489 --> 01:36:44.729
brand ones. They're not like the meter ones.

01:36:45.170 --> 01:36:48.630
Meter? I've got a meter. Yeah, they're heaps

01:36:48.630 --> 01:36:50.090
expensive. They're really, really good. Yeah,

01:36:50.109 --> 01:36:52.260
but they're wireless. Yeah, that's why they're

01:36:52.260 --> 01:36:54.619
expensive. I remember when I first looked at

01:36:54.619 --> 01:36:56.060
them when they first started kind of becoming

01:36:56.060 --> 01:36:58.399
popular and it was you had to spend the money

01:36:58.399 --> 01:37:01.560
to kind of get the decent app. Okay, that's cool.

01:37:01.699 --> 01:37:05.979
A hundred bucks, one they can do full probe and

01:37:05.979 --> 01:37:09.140
that will give you alerts if you go over temp

01:37:09.140 --> 01:37:12.340
or under temp. You can set time and it's all

01:37:12.340 --> 01:37:14.640
in the app. The app's free, so it's more this.

01:37:15.119 --> 01:37:17.680
And the app's got built -in recipes and stuff.

01:37:17.859 --> 01:37:19.380
Because, you know, they want you to use their

01:37:19.380 --> 01:37:21.119
shit. So they want to make it as easy as they

01:37:21.119 --> 01:37:24.520
can. I wouldn't trust the app. I'd go find my

01:37:24.520 --> 01:37:28.920
own recipes. What's the, um, what is it? What?

01:37:29.340 --> 01:37:32.399
When do you cut the probes? Depends on whether

01:37:32.399 --> 01:37:35.560
it's the web one. Web one. There's several out

01:37:35.560 --> 01:37:39.680
there, though. Yeah, there's heaps. Yeah. Well.

01:37:43.400 --> 01:37:46.060
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. We might wrap

01:37:46.060 --> 01:37:48.619
it up here. Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope

01:37:48.619 --> 01:37:51.479
you have a good Christmas Day and a Happy New

01:37:51.479 --> 01:37:54.399
Year. Please, guys, like, comment, subscribe,

01:37:54.500 --> 01:37:56.859
do all the stuff I usually beg you to do. Love,

01:37:56.859 --> 01:37:58.119
peace, do great. Merry Christmas, motherfucker.

01:37:59.119 --> 01:38:00.640
Bye. See you.