WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.740 From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name is 00:00:01.740 --> 00:00:04.519 Clint and it's fucking hot in here. And I'm Stretch, 00:00:04.740 --> 00:00:19.420 and this is Prevailing Strange. This installment 00:00:19.420 --> 00:00:21.260 of Prevailing Strange is what we like to call 00:00:21.260 --> 00:00:23.100 Rant and Sundry, where we round out the week 00:00:23.100 --> 00:00:24.859 by going over some of the subjects that were 00:00:24.859 --> 00:00:27.620 previously touched on and follow wherever the 00:00:27.620 --> 00:00:29.859 tangents take us. If you like what we're doing 00:00:29.859 --> 00:00:31.739 here, guys, please follow along, like, comment, 00:00:31.780 --> 00:00:33.200 subscribe. Tell us all the stuff you're listening 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.460 to, watching, and maybe we can chat about it. 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:39.100 I'm sitting in my underwear. Yes, you are. It 00:00:39.100 --> 00:00:41.520 is fucking hot here. It's pretty hot in the dungeon. 00:00:43.299 --> 00:00:45.979 Mate, what has tickled your pickle this week? 00:00:46.299 --> 00:00:47.979 Tickle my pickle? I mean, we've talked about 00:00:47.979 --> 00:00:51.320 the things that we've watched this week. We'll 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:53.539 talk about the news this week. Have you seen 00:00:53.539 --> 00:00:57.159 anything that's really excited you for the upcoming? 00:00:57.980 --> 00:01:01.219 Christmas break. Well, we recorded the Christmas 00:01:01.219 --> 00:01:03.600 special last weekend. I'm looking forward to 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:06.760 a couple of weeks off. Fuck yes, dude. We're 00:01:06.760 --> 00:01:08.780 going away to Southwest Rocks, so I should have 00:01:08.780 --> 00:01:11.700 some things done by then. Might read a couple 00:01:11.700 --> 00:01:13.439 of books while we're up there on the beach and 00:01:13.439 --> 00:01:15.420 have a few drinks and stuff. I was going to complain, 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:17.319 build a nice little reading nook out in my front 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:19.540 yard. Because I'm going to, on the corner, I'm 00:01:19.540 --> 00:01:22.060 going to put massive, you know them PVC fences, 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:24.799 privacy ones that you can't see through. So I 00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:25.760 was going to get one of them, but they're like 00:01:25.760 --> 00:01:28.579 2 .4 metres high. And then just put a nice little, 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:32.219 like a bench seat in the corner and have a nice 00:01:32.219 --> 00:01:33.900 little water feature so you can just go out there, 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:35.840 sit and read and shit. It's just your own little 00:01:35.840 --> 00:01:39.620 oasis. I want to do that, but it's just fucking 00:01:39.620 --> 00:01:45.840 getting the time, dude. And I don't do fucking 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:47.879 nowhere near as half as much as you. I'm at home 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:50.400 by 3 .30. You do a lot more running around after 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:52.709 school and stuff, though, than I do. And then 00:01:52.709 --> 00:01:54.650 fucking Brett's kids just went and got motorbikes. 00:01:54.689 --> 00:01:57.230 So every weekend I'm going to be out riding dirt 00:01:57.230 --> 00:02:01.569 bikes with Rem and Darbs. But, dude, they sent 00:02:01.569 --> 00:02:04.909 me the video today of them getting their bikes. 00:02:04.969 --> 00:02:08.569 Oh, God, no way. You lied. You said we weren't 00:02:08.569 --> 00:02:12.430 getting it. Stoked. Yeah, dude. Nice. That's 00:02:12.430 --> 00:02:15.550 good. Yeah. Happy birthday, Rem and Darbs. Don't 00:02:15.550 --> 00:02:18.590 watch this. We've got to stop. We've got to. 00:02:19.230 --> 00:02:21.110 Hey, Macca. I know we've said it before in the 00:02:21.110 --> 00:02:23.009 past, but we're giving you a shout -out. Hey, 00:02:23.009 --> 00:02:27.509 darling. Hi, Macca. But don't watch this, darling. 00:02:27.629 --> 00:02:29.389 There's lots of swear words. Uncle Clint and 00:02:29.389 --> 00:02:31.210 Uncle Stretch are bad at swearing. Yeah, turn 00:02:31.210 --> 00:02:33.150 it off, Branch. Yeah, Branch, turn it off. For 00:02:33.150 --> 00:02:37.289 fuck's sake. Love you, Macca. So, dude, yeah, 00:02:37.349 --> 00:02:39.490 she hounds and she gets violent. Pretty sure 00:02:39.490 --> 00:02:45.650 she's going to punch us now. Now, we were talking 00:02:45.650 --> 00:02:48.979 earlier on in our little... text chain about 00:02:48.979 --> 00:02:57.300 good things and festival lineups. Yes. Now, did 00:02:57.300 --> 00:03:00.060 you go to that massive sound wave they had where 00:03:00.060 --> 00:03:02.659 Linkin Park, Metallica, Tool, Perfect Circle, 00:03:02.860 --> 00:03:05.960 Parsifal, fucking Jesus Christ. I was there and 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:07.780 most of the people you mentioned I did not see. 00:03:09.139 --> 00:03:13.469 I was at other bands, man. Yeah, was that the 00:03:13.469 --> 00:03:15.629 one that you put in the chat? Yes, sir. We'll 00:03:15.629 --> 00:03:17.270 have a little chat and I'll tell you where I 00:03:17.270 --> 00:03:20.909 was at the time. Yeah, all right. Because I don't 00:03:20.909 --> 00:03:23.129 know whether you guys know this, but Soundwave 00:03:23.129 --> 00:03:25.650 and Big Day had possibly the greatest lineups. 00:03:25.669 --> 00:03:29.189 And then they had that anniversary show where 00:03:29.189 --> 00:03:31.870 it was quite possibly the greatest lineup that 00:03:31.870 --> 00:03:34.569 had ever existed. And we had Metallica, Linkin 00:03:34.569 --> 00:03:37.129 Park, Blink -182, Perfect Circle, The Offspring, 00:03:37.289 --> 00:03:40.550 Paramore, Slayer, Garbage, Cypress Hill, Bullet 00:03:40.550 --> 00:03:43.250 for My Valentine. Tomahawk, Stone Sour, Bring 00:03:43.250 --> 00:03:46.389 Me the Horizon, Fuck Me Dead, Cuse, Anthrax, 00:03:46.389 --> 00:03:50.930 Sum 41, Dragon Force, Jesus fucking Christ. The 00:03:50.930 --> 00:03:53.229 list goes on. That's not even half it. Fucking 00:03:53.229 --> 00:03:57.969 Ghost, for Christ's sakes. Amity Affliction. 00:03:58.590 --> 00:04:01.449 This was at one concert, for Christ's sakes. 00:04:01.689 --> 00:04:03.229 Yeah, this was the first one where they had two 00:04:03.229 --> 00:04:05.969 main stages. And they were side by side, yeah. 00:04:06.030 --> 00:04:08.629 This is the second announcement. When was the 00:04:08.629 --> 00:04:12.310 first announcement? Is that all the bands? No, 00:04:12.449 --> 00:04:14.849 that's not even all the bands because Tool isn't 00:04:14.849 --> 00:04:17.050 there. Sure, Tool. Was that that one? I'm looking 00:04:17.050 --> 00:04:19.149 at it and I'm like fucking. What was it? 2013. 00:04:20.009 --> 00:04:22.509 So I feel like. Let me Google. The bands that 00:04:22.509 --> 00:04:24.129 I missed, I'm like, what did I miss them for? 00:04:24.529 --> 00:04:26.550 Dude, right? That's the fucking lineup. Oh, no. 00:04:26.930 --> 00:04:31.149 Okay, that was it. It was fucking. Yeah. So on 00:04:31.149 --> 00:04:33.509 stage one, like you basically didn't need to 00:04:33.509 --> 00:04:36.449 move from stage one, but you had stage one and 00:04:36.449 --> 00:04:40.259 stage 1B. So Metallica, Linkin Park. Blink -182. 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:46.199 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Motion CDC. Fuck 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:54.339 me dead. Come on. Pierce the Veil. The Lawrence 00:04:54.339 --> 00:05:00.279 Arms. But yeah, fucking, well, Garbage is playing 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:02.199 this year at good things, aren't they? They are, 00:05:02.259 --> 00:05:04.740 yeah. Okay, so I definitely saw the one of the 00:05:04.740 --> 00:05:07.639 years. I'm looking from the bottom. I just need 00:05:07.639 --> 00:05:10.040 to know where the fuck you were at. for Linkin 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:13.379 Park, Pacifer. I was at Blingray too. That was 00:05:13.379 --> 00:05:16.500 the year that Travis didn't come. Yeah, I know. 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:19.079 But everybody else I was with was there and I 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:23.199 thought I would see Linkin Park again. And I 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:27.620 never did. One of those silly little things that 00:05:27.620 --> 00:05:29.339 fucking. Well, you can. It's just a different 00:05:29.339 --> 00:05:33.259 era of it now. Yeah. And look, and everyone says 00:05:33.259 --> 00:05:35.899 it, and I agree to a certain extent, the new 00:05:35.899 --> 00:05:38.829 album is from zero. Zero was the original name 00:05:38.829 --> 00:05:42.769 for Lincoln Park. I don't know why they couldn't 00:05:42.769 --> 00:05:44.930 just revert back to being Zero because that was 00:05:44.930 --> 00:05:47.290 the band before Chester joined. Just have it 00:05:47.290 --> 00:05:49.589 as Zero. Hybrid Theory, weren't they called? 00:05:49.829 --> 00:05:51.670 No, no, no, no. Or was that their first? Zero 00:05:51.670 --> 00:05:54.629 first, X -E -R -O. Yeah. But, yeah, they were 00:05:54.629 --> 00:05:58.470 called Hybrid Theory when they went to sign and 00:05:58.470 --> 00:05:59.949 then they changed their name to Lincoln Park. 00:06:00.810 --> 00:06:04.439 But, dude, you could have had it as Zero. And 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:06.720 it would have worked. No one would have had a 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:09.639 problem with it. But I think just by going – 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:15.220 but I still disagree because everybody in that 00:06:15.220 --> 00:06:17.680 band has also played and written that music. 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:23.699 Chester tapped out. Fucking sad as fuck. Look, 00:06:24.220 --> 00:06:26.360 you can argue with me all you like, but he's 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:28.199 the greatest fucking singer that's ever lived. 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:31.779 Definitely up there. Everyone says Chris Cornell. 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:35.120 Fuck off. Go away. Chris Cornell can sing Audio 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:41.639 Slave. Maybe Soundgarden. That's it. I've heard 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:43.220 him try to sing Rage Against the Machine and 00:06:43.220 --> 00:06:44.740 sound like someone was shitting through the iron 00:06:44.740 --> 00:06:48.160 needle. I mean, are you saying the greatest singer 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:49.980 can sing everything? Because I don't think Chester 00:06:49.980 --> 00:06:52.339 could sing everything. Chester could sing Adele. 00:06:52.819 --> 00:06:56.939 Fuck off. He could sing Adele. That motherfucker 00:06:56.939 --> 00:07:00.220 can sing Adele. I mean, Corey Taylor's up there. 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:04.250 Fucking dude can sing. He's a bit of a douche, 00:07:04.269 --> 00:07:08.069 but. All right. Wicked Game. He does a cover 00:07:08.069 --> 00:07:09.829 of Wicked Game, just him and the guitar on stage. 00:07:11.569 --> 00:07:16.029 Phenomenal. Yeah. Yeah, he just annoys me. Yeah. 00:07:17.069 --> 00:07:19.970 But, yeah, no doubt that Chester was a fucking 00:07:19.970 --> 00:07:22.970 phenomenal singer. Legit, man. When my mum died, 00:07:23.550 --> 00:07:25.389 I was fucking, she was the best person I ever 00:07:25.389 --> 00:07:28.069 met, and I was devastated. But I went to work 00:07:28.069 --> 00:07:33.410 the next day. I always say this, like my work 00:07:33.410 --> 00:07:36.209 ethic is fucking stupid. I'm retired. I need 00:07:36.209 --> 00:07:40.629 to take it. I need to back down. But when Chester 00:07:40.629 --> 00:07:49.410 died, I left work. I stopped tattling my client. 00:07:49.470 --> 00:07:51.350 I got on my bike and I rode. And I didn't know 00:07:51.350 --> 00:07:52.750 where I was going and what I was doing. I was 00:07:52.750 --> 00:07:54.810 just riding. I didn't think until I got to Gosford. 00:07:56.519 --> 00:07:59.540 And I didn't know why until I started going to 00:07:59.540 --> 00:08:02.879 therapy probably about a year after that. The 00:08:02.879 --> 00:08:05.740 whole reason why is because when mum died or 00:08:05.740 --> 00:08:07.240 there was something that happened that was in 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:10.360 my life that was fucking breaking me, I had Linkin 00:08:10.360 --> 00:08:14.519 Park to fucking fall back on. And now from here 00:08:14.519 --> 00:08:17.360 on out, I don't have him to scream with when 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:20.779 I'm fucked. Do you think it was like, you know? 00:08:21.319 --> 00:08:24.860 Your mum was a long time coming where Chester 00:08:24.860 --> 00:08:26.759 was a bit of a shock as well. I had time to say 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:29.639 goodbye to her for six years, man. She was fucking 00:08:29.639 --> 00:08:32.379 battling for about six years. So I did. I did 00:08:32.379 --> 00:08:35.019 have that time. And when she passed, it was more 00:08:35.019 --> 00:08:38.240 of a relief. It was like a – You'd kind of come 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:39.159 to terms with it. She couldn't do that because 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:44.299 she had lung cancer. Jesus. Fuck it off. If you 00:08:44.299 --> 00:08:47.860 don't laugh, you cry, guys. So it was like a 00:08:47.860 --> 00:08:54.240 – Okay. Now, the next stage, living without her. 00:08:55.399 --> 00:08:59.159 But, again, the days I weren't doing well, put 00:08:59.159 --> 00:09:01.799 on a set of headphones and go for a walk or sit 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:04.299 on the lounge and just listen to Chester. I don't 00:09:04.299 --> 00:09:06.700 have that anymore. So I've had to find something 00:09:06.700 --> 00:09:11.500 else, electric call boy. And them guys, for a 00:09:11.500 --> 00:09:13.860 completely different reason, if you're having 00:09:13.860 --> 00:09:15.440 a shit day, you put on some electric call boy, 00:09:15.500 --> 00:09:19.500 it doesn't last long. Something that people don't 00:09:19.500 --> 00:09:21.220 understand about, you can bag people out about 00:09:21.220 --> 00:09:23.799 being a geek and enjoying comic book movies and 00:09:23.799 --> 00:09:26.220 shit like that. But when it's something that, 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:30.840 A, people have grown up on, B, it was something 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:33.080 they did with their parents, or C, it's just 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:35.519 their escape from this fucking shitty, dreary 00:09:35.519 --> 00:09:38.799 fucking world, mate. You should not be able to 00:09:38.799 --> 00:09:42.919 pull someone down because of something they get 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:46.370 comfort out of. Shut up. I will pick on you every 00:09:46.370 --> 00:09:47.889 time you do because you're for fucking anime 00:09:47.889 --> 00:09:51.870 garbage. Man, the amount of times I say, you 00:09:51.870 --> 00:09:53.909 know, we're talking about the fucking lineup. 00:09:54.409 --> 00:09:55.889 What are you going to say? I'm going to say this. 00:09:56.470 --> 00:10:00.110 What are you, like, fucking, oh, let your call 00:10:00.110 --> 00:10:02.210 boys not there. I'm not going to say that. Exactly. 00:10:02.570 --> 00:10:06.700 Like, fuck you guys. So they called you an old 00:10:06.700 --> 00:10:10.240 man earlier. Fucking fandangled young fucking, 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:12.440 wherever Schnapper's not known, fucking good 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:14.360 music, whatever, kick him in the ass. I heard 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:16.320 a good song today, actually. I'm going to tell 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:18.379 you about it. I heard it at the end of a movie. 00:10:19.700 --> 00:10:26.120 True story. It is called Burn by Mad at Gravity. 00:10:27.820 --> 00:10:30.600 Relatively not. I say not really listen to it, 00:10:30.659 --> 00:10:32.899 but if we had 870 ,000 views, I'd be chuffed. 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:36.179 Yeah. It's had 870 ,000 listens on Spotify and 00:10:36.179 --> 00:10:38.200 it's a fucking really good song. It just scratched 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:41.240 my brain a little and it felt good. I'm like, 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:43.340 fuck, I'm going to listen to that. See, I think 00:10:43.340 --> 00:10:45.159 it has something to do with your psyche. You 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:48.580 will re -watch things a lot. Oh, yeah. You are 00:10:48.580 --> 00:10:51.120 very kind of. Guess what I watched today after 00:10:51.120 --> 00:10:52.720 all the monster movies. Something you've seen 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:58.549 before. Ted Lasso. There you go. You're kind 00:10:58.549 --> 00:11:02.090 of narrow -scoped with your music views. It's 00:11:02.090 --> 00:11:04.809 either one or none. Wow. Tell me I'm fucking 00:11:04.809 --> 00:11:07.950 wrong. You're wrong. Okay. The heck of every 00:11:07.950 --> 00:11:10.090 time that I fucking say something, you're fucking, 00:11:10.230 --> 00:11:12.409 who's that? That's fucking shit. Fucking wrong. 00:11:12.870 --> 00:11:15.429 Anytime I mention something. Really? The one 00:11:15.429 --> 00:11:19.309 to use. Shit. Have you listened to Ginger? Yes, 00:11:19.309 --> 00:11:22.330 I have. There you go. You're welcome. That's 00:11:22.330 --> 00:11:25.769 the thing. Is it great? You think. that everything 00:11:25.769 --> 00:11:28.529 that you listen to is the best. No, because you 00:11:28.529 --> 00:11:31.210 listened to Ginger. Did you like it? I did like 00:11:31.210 --> 00:11:33.129 it. I listened to One In Years. Did I like it? 00:11:34.190 --> 00:11:36.710 You listened to The One In Years. I've even listened 00:11:36.710 --> 00:11:38.549 to Lorna Shaw, and I like that better than fucking 00:11:38.549 --> 00:11:41.450 One In Years. What song did you listen to? None 00:11:41.450 --> 00:11:43.669 of them. I'm making up stories. I fucking knew 00:11:43.669 --> 00:11:47.889 it. You're so fucking full of shit. Man, you'll 00:11:47.889 --> 00:11:49.750 watch the horror movies you tell me to watch. 00:11:50.730 --> 00:11:54.559 Rarely. End. Regardless of how much I'm fighting 00:11:54.559 --> 00:11:57.679 you on this, when the new podcast studio opens, 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:03.580 we're going to stream horror games, guys. It's 00:12:03.580 --> 00:12:05.820 going to be fucking scary as shit, but you're 00:12:05.820 --> 00:12:07.840 going to laugh at me. He's going to laugh at 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:11.019 me, and we're going to have some guests. So you 00:12:11.019 --> 00:12:12.759 were saying before about what tickled my pickle 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:16.080 this week. I've been daydreaming about what this 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:19.539 fucking the next year is going to hold for this 00:12:19.539 --> 00:12:21.720 and how we're going to change it up slightly. 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:26.399 And hopefully, you know, people like what we 00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:28.639 do. Give us some ideas, guys. Like when you look 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:32.039 at our YouTube channel or our Instagram or our 00:12:32.039 --> 00:12:34.259 Facebook or our TikTok, give us some feedback. 00:12:34.340 --> 00:12:37.440 Tell us what you think would make it more something 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:39.080 that you'd like to watch or something if you 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:40.220 were scrolling through and you see that you'd 00:12:40.220 --> 00:12:42.259 want to click on it. Let us know. Give us a look. 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:45.279 Yeah. Constructive shit. Don't be some of the 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:47.980 douches out here. No, if you want to be a douche, 00:12:47.980 --> 00:12:50.710 just inbox me and be a douche. But don't. Don't 00:12:50.710 --> 00:12:52.529 call other people in the comments douches because 00:12:52.529 --> 00:12:55.070 you don't know how people are going about their 00:12:55.070 --> 00:12:57.490 day. Tell us. We're the ones that have the ability 00:12:57.490 --> 00:13:00.690 to change it or, yeah, let us know. We're putting 00:13:00.690 --> 00:13:03.529 our faces out there. Hell, yeah. Yeah. And my 00:13:03.529 --> 00:13:07.269 wife's face. There you go. Yeah, and just, I 00:13:07.269 --> 00:13:09.169 don't know, the idea of what we can do next year. 00:13:09.269 --> 00:13:12.230 I've really got to cover that up, eh? Let's go. 00:13:13.289 --> 00:13:18.299 It says, Dad, eternal respect. I don't know if 00:13:18.299 --> 00:13:21.299 you watch this show lately, but a few times a 00:13:21.299 --> 00:13:25.720 few things have been said. Look, yeah, I want 00:13:25.720 --> 00:13:28.200 to see this do well. I'd love to do this until 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:31.820 I'm 50. And the thing with us doing this is we 00:13:31.820 --> 00:13:34.559 can grow, we can change, we can do what we want 00:13:34.559 --> 00:13:37.019 because it's fucking ours, dude. Yeah. We said 00:13:37.019 --> 00:13:39.080 it from the get -go. We're going to let it grow 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:41.600 organically and we'll just keep going. Hopefully 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:46.080 people will enjoy what we do. Yeah, man. And 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:47.960 that's the thing. Like, everybody loves our jokes. 00:13:48.139 --> 00:13:51.360 Fuck, they go off, dude. But that's not the primary 00:13:51.360 --> 00:13:53.379 reason why we're doing this. Like, I love sitting 00:13:53.379 --> 00:13:54.799 here telling jokes to you and pissing ourselves 00:13:54.799 --> 00:13:56.480 laughing at the fact that we've got to get another 00:13:56.480 --> 00:13:58.460 fan in here just because we're sweating from 00:13:58.460 --> 00:14:01.120 laughing at each other. Yeah. But, yeah, I'm 00:14:01.120 --> 00:14:03.200 really, like, I know I whinge about the horror 00:14:03.200 --> 00:14:04.860 game that you want me to fucking play and all 00:14:04.860 --> 00:14:09.039 this shit, but I know it's going to be fun. So, 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:12.840 yeah. I just wish I got as scared as shit so 00:14:12.840 --> 00:14:17.210 I could. I'm just going to be fucking deadpanning 00:14:17.210 --> 00:14:19.710 it the entire time. You've never played a horror 00:14:19.710 --> 00:14:22.470 game, have you? Yeah. What'd you play? Do I? 00:14:22.610 --> 00:14:24.409 You can't play, say, Resident Evil, by the way. 00:14:24.590 --> 00:14:27.450 No, I probably haven't, no. Not really. I want 00:14:27.450 --> 00:14:30.090 to play the Mortician's Assistant. Have you seen 00:14:30.090 --> 00:14:32.789 that one? Looks pretty good. Horror games are 00:14:32.789 --> 00:14:36.090 a whole different thing. The reason why I'm getting 00:14:36.090 --> 00:14:38.129 palms sweaty at the moment thinking about it, 00:14:38.210 --> 00:14:40.389 the whole reason why they're scary is because 00:14:40.389 --> 00:14:43.309 they're so immersive. You're in control. Dude, 00:14:43.350 --> 00:14:46.049 I want to go do haunted houses. Let's go. Would 00:14:46.049 --> 00:14:48.230 you like to see live streams of me and Stretch 00:14:48.230 --> 00:14:50.990 walking through haunted shit? Up the views a 00:14:50.990 --> 00:14:52.730 bit. We need some kind of disposable income. 00:14:52.889 --> 00:14:54.789 Yeah, we need to be able to pay to go and stay 00:14:54.789 --> 00:14:57.190 at a fucking haunted hotel. I'm sorry, but we're 00:14:57.190 --> 00:15:00.429 fucking middle -aged men. We're broke. I mean, 00:15:00.450 --> 00:15:01.870 we could probably afford it. It's just finding 00:15:01.870 --> 00:15:03.529 the time. I need to be able to take time off 00:15:03.529 --> 00:15:06.309 work to do this shit. Yes, sir. Dude, yeah. If 00:15:06.309 --> 00:15:07.929 you want to see us poo ourselves and laugh at 00:15:07.929 --> 00:15:14.110 us. Yeah. And, hey. We will live stream it with 00:15:14.110 --> 00:15:16.690 no cuts. So if something happens, you're going 00:15:16.690 --> 00:15:17.769 to know about it. We're not going to fucking 00:15:17.769 --> 00:15:20.409 bullshit anybody. No chance. I want to know. 00:15:20.429 --> 00:15:22.649 I want the truth. I want to know. The truth is 00:15:22.649 --> 00:15:26.629 out there. We're the ones that need to find it. 00:15:26.669 --> 00:15:29.730 You can be my scully because you've got red hair 00:15:29.730 --> 00:15:34.289 and you're sexy. And I'm hot. Yeah. Fucking damn. 00:15:34.649 --> 00:15:36.350 See that shit? You're already all over that. 00:15:37.210 --> 00:15:39.149 But, yeah, I'm excited for the next 12 months, 00:15:39.169 --> 00:15:40.809 man, to see how this goes, where it goes, what 00:15:40.809 --> 00:15:43.320 we get up to. I mean, considering this has almost 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:46.240 been 12 months now, well, I mean, not quite. 00:15:46.460 --> 00:15:48.940 Nowhere near it. About seven, eight months. Episode 00:15:48.940 --> 00:15:55.019 39. It's been so much fun. And, yeah, like you 00:15:55.019 --> 00:15:56.879 guys probably don't know, but Stretch does absolutely 00:15:56.879 --> 00:16:00.200 fucking everything. He does all the editing. 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:03.620 He does all the scripts and shit. He does absolutely 00:16:03.620 --> 00:16:05.299 everything in his own time. So, yeah, if you 00:16:05.299 --> 00:16:08.120 guys want to fucking hit us up and just make 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:13.820 us a bit more. Viewable? Viewable, yeah. Like, 00:16:13.820 --> 00:16:17.500 I don't know. Enhance our viewership? Yeah. Share 00:16:17.500 --> 00:16:20.279 us round? We talk a lot of shit because we just 00:16:20.279 --> 00:16:23.059 ramble. If we need to script stuff up and fucking 00:16:23.059 --> 00:16:25.460 cut it up, I don't know. Give us some fucking 00:16:25.460 --> 00:16:30.200 – give us some shit. Give us some notes. Be our 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:34.879 Spielberg. But, yeah, dude, I'm excited to see 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:38.080 – winning your sheet in the shed. Have you got 00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:41.139 your sark in you? Yeah, I've got everything there. 00:16:41.299 --> 00:16:43.659 It's just finding the time. Do you want to start 00:16:43.659 --> 00:16:45.379 this weekend? Oh, man, I wish I could. I'm going 00:16:45.379 --> 00:16:47.580 to Armidale this weekend. Are you going with 00:16:47.580 --> 00:16:50.559 Vendee? Fuck, dude, it's going to be hot up there, 00:16:50.580 --> 00:16:53.259 dude. Oh, no, no, no, no. We're going up to Partridge's 00:16:53.259 --> 00:16:55.720 for his birthday. No, he won't see this yet. 00:16:56.059 --> 00:16:58.200 Oh, right. I was like, oh, fuck, have I spoiled 00:16:58.200 --> 00:17:01.159 it? No, he won't be able to see this. He probably 00:17:01.159 --> 00:17:02.639 doesn't watch this. But anyway. You're in control 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:05.539 of the editing. You can cut that bit out. This 00:17:05.539 --> 00:17:08.250 will come out after that anyway. I'm going up 00:17:08.250 --> 00:17:11.789 to bleep. You can even beep stuff. I could. We 00:17:11.789 --> 00:17:14.869 should start beeping stuff. We swear so much, 00:17:14.869 --> 00:17:20.730 dude. I watched an episode the other day. Quentin 00:17:20.730 --> 00:17:23.990 Tarantino wouldn't direct this shit. The amount 00:17:23.990 --> 00:17:26.029 of language that comes out of us, Perry, is ridiculous. 00:17:26.490 --> 00:17:28.990 Now I know what Branch says all the time. He's 00:17:28.990 --> 00:17:30.750 like, dude, you swear so much. I don't think 00:17:30.750 --> 00:17:35.549 I'd do. Clearly I must because I've watched myself 00:17:35.549 --> 00:17:39.990 and I'm like. Bro, stop swearing. Considering 00:17:39.990 --> 00:17:43.369 I toned down for this as well. Yeah, I'm trying 00:17:43.369 --> 00:17:48.430 to not swear. Yeah. Like I'd censor myself at 00:17:48.430 --> 00:17:49.750 home though. If I'm swearing, I'm about to swear. 00:17:49.829 --> 00:17:53.309 But now Logan's starting to understand what I'm 00:17:53.309 --> 00:17:58.890 trying to say because he's seven nearly. And 00:17:58.890 --> 00:18:05.359 he's smarter than me. To be honest, I know. I 00:18:05.359 --> 00:18:08.279 think you're smart. Well, thanks, buddy. I think 00:18:08.279 --> 00:18:14.000 having little snippets of what we talk about 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:16.299 posted to Instagram Shorts and shit would be 00:18:16.299 --> 00:18:19.319 okay. So then they sort of get more of an idea 00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:22.099 that we don't just do the jokes. But there's 00:18:22.099 --> 00:18:24.279 still so much work, man, to go through and think 00:18:24.279 --> 00:18:27.529 out which. You know, which parts are shareable 00:18:27.529 --> 00:18:29.630 as shorts or... The problem is we're so long 00:18:29.630 --> 00:18:31.849 -winded at times when it comes to subjects that 00:18:31.849 --> 00:18:34.369 to try and cut it down into something viewable 00:18:34.369 --> 00:18:38.529 is time -consuming. Well, Instagram shorts now 00:18:38.529 --> 00:18:41.769 let you go 90 seconds. Under three minutes. Anything 00:18:41.769 --> 00:18:43.809 over three, you can go to five, but anything 00:18:43.809 --> 00:18:46.349 under three minutes they will share to new audiences. 00:18:46.670 --> 00:18:49.549 I've got an idea. I'm going to give you more 00:18:49.549 --> 00:18:53.509 workload. Every time we swear, I want you to 00:18:53.509 --> 00:18:58.690 put puppies over it. No. No. I mean, it almost, 00:18:58.970 --> 00:19:02.130 for this, we record, I don't know, we record 00:19:02.130 --> 00:19:04.930 maybe sometimes, some weekends, it's three hours. 00:19:05.109 --> 00:19:07.849 It's almost, yeah. You've got to watch it for 00:19:07.849 --> 00:19:10.730 three hours. Well, I've got to do that. Yeah. 00:19:10.730 --> 00:19:13.490 And then it's pretty much like maybe one and 00:19:13.490 --> 00:19:16.009 a half to three hours for every hour is how long 00:19:16.009 --> 00:19:19.470 it takes to fucking edit. You put 12 hours into 00:19:19.470 --> 00:19:23.420 this show every week. No, not every week. Sometimes. 00:19:23.539 --> 00:19:28.039 Like on a bad week, yeah. But like. You're incredible, 00:19:28.119 --> 00:19:31.900 dude. Some weeks I can edit it and it'll be maybe 00:19:31.900 --> 00:19:35.000 like for every hour it's another hour and a half 00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:39.900 of time watching it. But yeah, sometimes it's 00:19:39.900 --> 00:19:44.220 fucking more intensive. Do you think if, and 00:19:44.220 --> 00:19:46.160 stop me if I'm wrong, but do you reckon if we 00:19:46.160 --> 00:19:49.740 have. At the bottom of each episode on the YouTube, 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:51.660 just have, like, what we talk about on that day. 00:19:52.420 --> 00:19:55.039 Yeah, what do I mean? Because you know how they 00:19:55.039 --> 00:19:57.380 do the click -baity ones? We'd have, like, Clint 00:19:57.380 --> 00:20:01.940 cuts off a big toe or, I don't know, Clint pulls 00:20:01.940 --> 00:20:03.660 a rabbit out of his sphincter or something like 00:20:03.660 --> 00:20:07.799 that. Clint farts for 38 seconds. Clint sings 00:20:07.799 --> 00:20:11.319 fucking Bleed It Out by Linkin Park with his 00:20:11.319 --> 00:20:16.690 anus. Shit like that. Clickbait shit, no. Yeah, 00:20:16.710 --> 00:20:20.029 and then just not do it. No, because I don't 00:20:20.029 --> 00:20:21.730 want to be that person. Like, I don't want to 00:20:21.730 --> 00:20:24.789 buy viewers. I don't want to fucking clickbait 00:20:24.789 --> 00:20:28.309 people into it. I want it to be genuine. I want 00:20:28.309 --> 00:20:31.769 constructive criticism on how to fix what we're 00:20:31.769 --> 00:20:33.809 doing. See, even under one, you can say, like, 00:20:33.869 --> 00:20:35.789 Clint talks about the day he fingered Jeremy. 00:20:36.049 --> 00:20:38.029 Like, you could put that down the bottom and 00:20:38.029 --> 00:20:40.109 they'd be like, oh, that sounds intriguing. We 00:20:40.109 --> 00:20:42.250 know that the cast of Wicked would click on it 00:20:42.250 --> 00:20:44.930 because they love the gays. We just watched a 00:20:44.930 --> 00:20:47.069 reel. The gay, the better, everyone. Apparently. 00:20:48.029 --> 00:20:50.950 I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong 00:20:50.950 --> 00:20:52.930 with that. No, there's not. That's a Seinfeld 00:20:52.930 --> 00:20:57.569 quote. It is. But out of the two of us, you have 00:20:57.569 --> 00:21:00.849 not put your finger in my butt. I wouldn't. So 00:21:00.849 --> 00:21:04.210 I think that actually makes you more inclined. 00:21:04.670 --> 00:21:07.769 Not at all. I was like a doctor. I'm like, there's 00:21:07.769 --> 00:21:11.390 something erroneous about that. And I expected. 00:21:16.759 --> 00:21:20.000 Nice and greasy, sleeps in easy, everybody. Anyway. 00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:27.799 Donald Trump. I'm the greatest of this. No one's 00:21:27.799 --> 00:21:31.619 better at sucking Bill's cock than me. Oh, fucking 00:21:31.619 --> 00:21:36.519 Donald Lewinsky. Donald Lewinsky. Oh, God. Man, 00:21:36.579 --> 00:21:40.180 he's fucking losing it. Oh, dude, he's got dementia. 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:42.720 Yeah, he's talking about his dementia test on 00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:45.460 fucking Air Force One the other day. Were you 00:21:45.460 --> 00:21:48.779 there? No. That was a video of it. He's fucking 00:21:48.779 --> 00:21:51.119 talking about these tests that he's doing and 00:21:51.119 --> 00:21:53.339 mentioning all these things and then somebody's 00:21:53.339 --> 00:21:56.619 went, that's a dementia test. And he's just talking 00:21:56.619 --> 00:21:59.980 about it. I'm the best at dementia. No one's 00:21:59.980 --> 00:22:07.059 better than me. Fuck off, guy. Yeah. What does 00:22:07.059 --> 00:22:09.680 he say things? He thinks he's smarter than most 00:22:09.680 --> 00:22:12.619 people in the room. But he really does. We had 00:22:12.619 --> 00:22:14.279 someone that used to work here that used to say 00:22:14.279 --> 00:22:16.359 that they were the smartest person in the building. 00:22:18.019 --> 00:22:21.940 They weren't. That's how it is. I'm going to 00:22:21.940 --> 00:22:23.960 leave it there. Usually the smartest person in 00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:25.660 the room doesn't say they're the smartest person 00:22:25.660 --> 00:22:29.859 in the room. Not at all. But, yeah, I just – 00:22:29.859 --> 00:22:33.700 people need to do more magic mushrooms. Get rid 00:22:33.700 --> 00:22:37.190 of that fucking – What's it called? Ego death. 00:22:37.329 --> 00:22:39.410 Did you see the shit that fucking Conor McGregor 00:22:39.410 --> 00:22:41.650 shared the other day? No. Apparently he went 00:22:41.650 --> 00:22:44.650 on a fucking Mexican ayahuasca trip and now he 00:22:44.650 --> 00:22:48.069 loves God. I did hear something about that, yeah. 00:22:48.690 --> 00:22:52.650 It was like a series of like five. Do you call 00:22:52.650 --> 00:22:54.309 them tweets anymore or do you call them exes? 00:22:54.349 --> 00:22:56.329 I don't fucking know. But there were statuses 00:22:56.329 --> 00:23:03.490 on his ex profile. You don't need to fucking 00:23:03.490 --> 00:23:12.170 find God. You don't need it. I don't know. Whenever 00:23:12.170 --> 00:23:16.109 somebody, the thing that I hate, when people 00:23:16.109 --> 00:23:17.789 get up on stage and they're like, I'd like to 00:23:17.789 --> 00:23:21.250 thank first and foremost God. What about your 00:23:21.250 --> 00:23:22.890 parents that were taking you to soccer training 00:23:22.890 --> 00:23:25.250 every day? What about your dad who would fucking 00:23:25.250 --> 00:23:27.650 go to work for 12 hours and then take you to 00:23:27.650 --> 00:23:29.950 soccer training or football training or the motocross 00:23:29.950 --> 00:23:32.940 track? Something like that. What about the people 00:23:32.940 --> 00:23:34.539 that have been around you and supported you and 00:23:34.539 --> 00:23:37.799 helped you when you had nothing? Thank them. 00:23:38.440 --> 00:23:40.579 Yeah. Thank yourself. You're the one that put 00:23:40.579 --> 00:23:44.539 the work in. God didn't do shit, bro. Yeah. I 00:23:44.539 --> 00:23:48.140 mean, don't get me started. Look, it's all well 00:23:48.140 --> 00:23:51.480 and good if you've got some sort of faith and 00:23:51.480 --> 00:23:54.140 that gives you comfort. Fantastic. Don't fucking 00:23:54.140 --> 00:23:56.859 force it down anyone else's throat. Not everyone 00:23:56.859 --> 00:24:02.900 has the same experience as you. I mean, to sit 00:24:02.900 --> 00:24:05.119 there and go through all this shit, Alan Richson 00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:07.720 is a perfect example of it. I think he's a fucking 00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:12.559 Adonis. You cannot tell me that that bloke has 00:24:12.559 --> 00:24:15.440 not used steroids. You look at season one of 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:17.660 Reacher and then watch season two of Reacher, 00:24:17.740 --> 00:24:21.119 he almost doubles in size in the course of six 00:24:21.119 --> 00:24:23.559 months. Don't sit there and tell me he didn't 00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:25.539 do steroids, but he will sit there and go, oh, 00:24:25.559 --> 00:24:28.380 God, praise Jeebus. Like, motherfucker, you got 00:24:28.380 --> 00:24:30.500 caught cheating. You got caught cheating and 00:24:30.500 --> 00:24:34.839 doing drugs and abusing women and then your publicist 00:24:34.839 --> 00:24:36.480 said, oh, I know what we can do. We just say 00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:39.920 you're a church, you're religious now. And that's 00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:42.900 what's happened. Listen, I believe in religious 00:24:42.900 --> 00:24:46.779 freedom. I don't care what you do. 100%. Some 00:24:46.779 --> 00:24:49.180 people need it to organise the chaos of this 00:24:49.180 --> 00:24:53.140 world. They can't process the fact that nothing 00:24:53.140 --> 00:24:58.619 matters and shit just happens. Fair. But, yeah, 00:24:58.799 --> 00:25:01.220 just the forcing it down the throats of other 00:25:01.220 --> 00:25:04.400 people, I don't get it. As much as I like America, 00:25:04.539 --> 00:25:07.220 love America, the pop culture that comes out 00:25:07.220 --> 00:25:12.019 of the place, religion doesn't have a place in 00:25:12.019 --> 00:25:15.680 government. Not at all. It shouldn't. You come 00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:19.200 here and, you know, we've got religion in Australia, 00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:22.900 but it's not in government. It's not everywhere. 00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:26.720 Man, I couldn't believe, like. Every second billboard 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:28.839 I saw over there when I was in the States was 00:25:28.839 --> 00:25:33.480 Jesus loves you or fucking - Unless you're gay, 00:25:33.579 --> 00:25:37.319 everyone. Or something about anti -abortion type 00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:40.140 bullshit. And like, yeah, it was just fucking 00:25:40.140 --> 00:25:44.980 everywhere. But I don't care about religion. 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:49.920 It's fine. So when Landon started school, there 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:52.619 was the whole scripture thing. I never did scripture 00:25:52.619 --> 00:25:55.559 as a kid. I was the same. Always went to the 00:25:55.559 --> 00:25:58.799 library. That was fine. Not many other kids did. 00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:01.680 Everybody else did scripture. Fine. Steph asked 00:26:01.680 --> 00:26:03.960 me about it. I said, no, I don't want him to 00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:06.180 do it. And she's like, why? You know, all the 00:26:06.180 --> 00:26:08.079 other kids are going to do it, whatever. He's 00:26:08.079 --> 00:26:10.460 going to miss out, feel fucking alienated, whatever. 00:26:10.579 --> 00:26:14.900 I said, my issue is the fact that it's one religion. 00:26:15.819 --> 00:26:19.119 Yes. Fucking yes. The fact that there's so many 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:21.460 of it. If it was religious studies, not scripture. 00:26:21.539 --> 00:26:26.440 Fine. You know. you've got Buddhist fucking Christianity, 00:26:26.740 --> 00:26:28.619 and he could find out about all of them and make 00:26:28.619 --> 00:26:30.920 his own decision, I'd be fine with that. But 00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:32.859 the fact that every one of them is out there 00:26:32.859 --> 00:26:34.599 saying, I'm the right one, I'm the right one, 00:26:34.660 --> 00:26:37.220 and this is the one that has to be in our schools. 00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:40.140 In schools. They're trying to make it law now 00:26:40.140 --> 00:26:41.559 that you've got to have the Ten Commandments 00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:43.460 visible in every classroom in the United States. 00:26:45.799 --> 00:26:48.559 Not even the fucking president abides by the 00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:51.329 Ten Commandments, motherfucker. Get it out of 00:26:51.329 --> 00:26:53.490 schools and stop indoctrinating and brainwashing 00:26:53.490 --> 00:26:57.829 children. Sorry. Yeah. You can cut that. No, 00:26:57.829 --> 00:27:02.069 I'll do it later. The thing about religion for 00:27:02.069 --> 00:27:06.730 me, like, and I don't want to put anyone down 00:27:06.730 --> 00:27:10.390 for it, but the way I view it is if there was 00:27:10.390 --> 00:27:15.210 something real, if God was real, we'd have one 00:27:15.210 --> 00:27:18.849 religion. Yes. Yep. Everyone would be aware. 00:27:20.490 --> 00:27:22.589 And then. It's not like something you can hide. 00:27:22.690 --> 00:27:26.029 I mean, we found dinosaur bones. And you wouldn't 00:27:26.029 --> 00:27:31.710 have to go weekly to kind of reinitiate brainwash 00:27:31.710 --> 00:27:37.069 yourself, basically. The whole system is just 00:27:37.069 --> 00:27:39.230 kind of hinky to me, and I think it's just a 00:27:39.230 --> 00:27:43.549 massive tax rort. Oh, yeah. And we should really 00:27:43.549 --> 00:27:46.450 start our own religion so that we can rort the 00:27:46.450 --> 00:27:49.930 tax. Yeah. Yeah, look, I agree with you on that. 00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:52.619 It should be religions. I'm all for religious 00:27:52.619 --> 00:27:54.660 studies. Learning about new shit's fucking great. 00:27:55.099 --> 00:27:57.700 It's all mythology. It's fucking sick. But it 00:27:57.700 --> 00:28:00.160 allows people to make their own decision. By 00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:04.519 you forcing the one DD rule and that whole thing, 00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:05.859 oh, we're going to learn about Jesus and his 00:28:05.859 --> 00:28:08.500 12 apostles. What about that fat guy over there 00:28:08.500 --> 00:28:10.240 sitting on a fucking lotus flower? He looks like 00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:13.559 a good time. Yeah. What about that fucking blue 00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:15.660 chick with eight arms? Fuck, let's go. She's 00:28:15.660 --> 00:28:21.410 got a nice rack. But yeah, this is... I 100 % 00:28:21.410 --> 00:28:25.250 agree. And this is, Ricky Gervais said, I'm an 00:28:25.250 --> 00:28:26.869 atheist. I don't believe in a creator or anything 00:28:26.869 --> 00:28:31.230 like that. Stephen Colbert said, why not? How 00:28:31.230 --> 00:28:32.990 can you say that? He's like, hang on a minute. 00:28:34.130 --> 00:28:40.730 You disavow 2 ,999 theologies. I'm just not agreeing 00:28:40.730 --> 00:28:45.410 with one more than you. What makes you correct? 00:28:46.009 --> 00:28:48.410 And me, incorrect because I just believe in one 00:28:48.410 --> 00:28:50.630 less person than you or one less idea than you. 00:28:51.910 --> 00:28:55.490 I'm with that. I've had this argument online 00:28:55.490 --> 00:29:00.329 before when you talk to religious people and 00:29:00.329 --> 00:29:04.029 the fact that you say you don't believe and it's 00:29:04.029 --> 00:29:06.609 come up a few times and their argument is, you 00:29:06.609 --> 00:29:11.109 know what disbelief takes, what you need to disbelieve? 00:29:11.509 --> 00:29:16.140 Belief. So to them, you know. Okay. It's you 00:29:16.140 --> 00:29:20.779 being ignorant of God where it's not the case. 00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:25.480 No. I just, there is nothing. I'm not just saying 00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:27.759 that, oh, that guy over there in the corner, 00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:30.279 I want nothing to do with him. Not at all. No. 00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:33.259 There's no guy there. No. Yeah. I'm a Satanist. 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:35.839 Everyone thinks, oh, you're a fucking Satanist. 00:29:35.859 --> 00:29:38.619 You love Satan. No. Read the Satanic Bible by 00:29:38.619 --> 00:29:42.559 Antony Vey. Nothing in there says anything about 00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:45.400 Aditi. No. It's. Treat your neighbor well. Treat 00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:47.980 people how you want to be treated. Be nice. Be 00:29:47.980 --> 00:29:51.160 polite. Be courteous. If someone steps on your 00:29:51.160 --> 00:29:53.980 toes, fucking annihilate them. Not step on your 00:29:53.980 --> 00:29:55.559 toes, but you know what I mean. It does wrong 00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:59.180 by you. Yeah. It's not a whole, oh, you need 00:29:59.180 --> 00:30:01.279 to pray to me and believe in me, otherwise I'm 00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:04.039 going to burn you for eternity. It's not an ideology. 00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:06.220 It's a way of life. It's a way of life. Exactly. 00:30:06.740 --> 00:30:11.220 It's not commandments. They're tenets. They're 00:30:11.220 --> 00:30:13.539 just things to live life by that everybody should 00:30:13.539 --> 00:30:17.460 do anyway. Be nice to people. Be polite. Do the 00:30:17.460 --> 00:30:20.079 right thing. Go to work. Treat your kids with 00:30:20.079 --> 00:30:24.880 respect. Raise them right. There's no deity in 00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:28.579 it. No. At all. It's all for show. It's all kind 00:30:28.579 --> 00:30:31.160 of a. Yeah. Red and black. Fuck yeah, it sells 00:30:31.160 --> 00:30:33.980 tapes. Yeah. It's a good hit. What was that documentary 00:30:33.980 --> 00:30:35.599 that they're saying in this one? It was a pretty 00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:37.799 interesting watch. Yeah. And how they're basically 00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:39.420 just doing it to. That was the Tenet Temple. 00:30:39.539 --> 00:30:41.819 They want their religious freedom in every state. 00:30:41.980 --> 00:30:44.240 Exactly. And they put Baphomet up there just 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:47.559 to fucking, because they don't want the Ten Commandments 00:30:47.559 --> 00:30:49.079 on the lawn of the fucking local government. 00:30:49.099 --> 00:30:50.359 If that can be there, why can't Baphomet be there? 00:30:50.500 --> 00:30:53.400 Yeah. Did you see that statue? Gorgeous, man. 00:30:53.500 --> 00:30:56.980 Sick. Absolutely beautiful. And like, I like 00:30:56.980 --> 00:30:59.619 what they're doing. They don't believe in Satan. 00:30:59.819 --> 00:31:03.980 No. No. It's all just. Yeah, and that's like 00:31:03.980 --> 00:31:07.180 there was so, hang on a sec. If I was more of 00:31:07.180 --> 00:31:09.180 a people person, I'd probably be a Satanist too, 00:31:09.220 --> 00:31:10.759 but I can't be bothered fucking doing that shit. 00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:14.240 I do my own shit. So, yeah, like the fact that 00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:18.480 the Satanic Temple is a non -theistic. Theistic? 00:31:18.900 --> 00:31:21.819 It was fucking started in Salem, dude. It's so 00:31:21.819 --> 00:31:24.180 fucking cool. Salem's a cool place, man. Dude, 00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:28.019 it sounds cool. See, like Christian Greaves, 00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:30.279 he's the bloke who's the founder of it and all 00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:33.809 that. He was, they decided to hold a black mass. 00:31:33.990 --> 00:31:35.930 And one of the co -creators that had been around 00:31:35.930 --> 00:31:39.710 with him from the start was literally, she said, 00:31:39.769 --> 00:31:42.150 it was a woman, got up during this black mass 00:31:42.150 --> 00:31:47.089 and said, something about inciting violence against 00:31:47.089 --> 00:31:51.390 Christianity. Other religions, fuck them. Christian 00:31:51.390 --> 00:31:53.829 Graves kicked her from the organization. Tore 00:31:53.829 --> 00:31:55.829 her down, yeah. Tore her down and kicked her 00:31:55.829 --> 00:31:57.690 out. She has nothing to do with September 10th. 00:31:57.829 --> 00:32:00.190 He's like, we do not incite violence with anybody 00:32:00.190 --> 00:32:05.710 ever. Christianity wants you to die if you mix 00:32:05.710 --> 00:32:09.369 fucking cotton and polyester on your shirt. You're 00:32:09.369 --> 00:32:14.470 breaking a commandment by that. Catholicism, 00:32:14.529 --> 00:32:16.170 Christianity, all that sort of stuff. I'm sure 00:32:16.170 --> 00:32:17.789 there is stuff in it that I don't understand. 00:32:18.309 --> 00:32:20.269 And they say, oh, you've got to live by the Bible. 00:32:20.410 --> 00:32:21.690 You've got to read by the Bible. You've got to 00:32:21.690 --> 00:32:26.960 live by this. Everybody has their own book. It's 00:32:26.960 --> 00:32:29.539 where it originated from that's fucking cool. 00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:33.519 And when you go down that, the whole pagan originality 00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:37.220 of it all. The mythology. Oh, my God. So beautiful, 00:32:37.380 --> 00:32:40.680 man. Them fuckers had some imagination. They 00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:45.319 were doing all the shrooms. It's fascinating 00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:47.980 to read and think about. It's a fucking great 00:32:47.980 --> 00:32:50.420 story. This man was walking the earth with 12 00:32:50.420 --> 00:32:52.339 of his best mates solving the world's problems. 00:32:52.460 --> 00:32:54.839 It sounds fucking fantastic, but it's a story 00:32:54.839 --> 00:32:59.799 told by man. Well, we talk about Medusa and fucking 00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:03.200 Hades and fucking all that, but it's just what 00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:05.299 Christianity is to me. It's another mythology. 00:33:05.299 --> 00:33:08.880 Have you listened to Mythos on Audible? No. Bro. 00:33:09.870 --> 00:33:11.869 Narrated by Stephen Fry, one of the greatest 00:33:11.869 --> 00:33:14.829 voices of our time, man. It is such a good listen. 00:33:14.970 --> 00:33:16.490 And he sits there and talks about it with such 00:33:16.490 --> 00:33:19.289 passion. He's actually, they're doing another 00:33:19.289 --> 00:33:21.990 book at the moment. Don't know the name of it. 00:33:22.049 --> 00:33:23.890 Don't quote me on that. But they're doing another 00:33:23.890 --> 00:33:26.369 book. Stephen Fry's not. Sorry? Stephen Fry's 00:33:26.369 --> 00:33:28.589 not. I'm pretty sure he had something to do with 00:33:28.589 --> 00:33:31.450 that mythos book. Well, Stephen Fry died. What? 00:33:31.670 --> 00:33:33.549 No, he's still alive. What the fuck, man? Don't 00:33:33.549 --> 00:33:39.259 say that. Could be wrong. You are so fucking 00:33:39.259 --> 00:33:42.779 wrong, bro. Good. Okay. So he's the one that 00:33:42.779 --> 00:33:45.480 wrote it. It's the first book on Greek mythology 00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:47.220 and it starts with Zeus and then his wife and 00:33:47.220 --> 00:33:48.700 his children. He goes on to the task of the older 00:33:48.700 --> 00:33:51.660 children and has it solved. So he's the author 00:33:51.660 --> 00:33:53.599 as a style. You may have seen him in like television, 00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:54.980 like QA and all that sort of stuff. So he's got 00:33:54.980 --> 00:34:02.559 a great voice. He's made for audiobook. And so 00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:06.220 he's releasing a trilogy based on these mythos. 00:34:07.349 --> 00:34:11.230 And, dude, that first book is so good. Just some 00:34:11.230 --> 00:34:13.150 of the, like, and you get, you paint this picture 00:34:13.150 --> 00:34:14.769 in your head while you're listening to this amazing 00:34:14.769 --> 00:34:18.289 man tell these incredible stories. Yeah. And 00:34:18.289 --> 00:34:20.809 it just blows you away. Yeah. You're like, we 00:34:20.809 --> 00:34:24.610 leave it as a story. It's fucking amazing. Yeah. 00:34:25.530 --> 00:34:27.610 You don't have to throw belief behind it. You 00:34:27.610 --> 00:34:30.289 don't have to change a life and ruin other people's 00:34:30.289 --> 00:34:32.389 lives because of how you believe or what you 00:34:32.389 --> 00:34:37.579 think or the faith that you have. If you believe 00:34:37.579 --> 00:34:44.139 in pro -life, if you're a pro -lifer and you 00:34:44.139 --> 00:34:46.539 believe in that, that's fantastic, man. Great 00:34:46.539 --> 00:34:49.739 job. Good for you. But if you're standing outside 00:34:49.739 --> 00:34:51.739 of an abortion clinic while a lady's walking 00:34:51.739 --> 00:34:54.639 in there with her fucking head hung at one of 00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:57.260 the worst days of her fucking life, you have 00:34:57.260 --> 00:35:00.119 no right to say anything to her. If there's a 00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:03.059 funeral for a guy who sucks some dick and loves 00:35:03.059 --> 00:35:05.059 copping in the ass but he served his country 00:35:05.059 --> 00:35:07.880 and died at war, You have no right to go to his 00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:10.159 funeral and picket that and call him a fag. Yeah. 00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:14.199 You leave them the fuck alone. You have no right 00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:16.059 to encroach on anyone's fucking life. You leave 00:35:16.059 --> 00:35:18.380 them the fuck alone. Fucking right, man. Sorry, 00:35:18.460 --> 00:35:22.679 I got a bit emotional there. Yeah, no, like the 00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:29.440 fact that they can alienate their own family 00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:35.579 members. Yeah, man. That they can, yeah. point 00:35:35.579 --> 00:35:38.559 at somebody else and say, you know, you're doing 00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:43.179 something wrong. In this life, as long as you're 00:35:43.179 --> 00:35:45.000 not hurting somebody else, you should be able 00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:46.820 to do whatever the fuck you want. Freedom, man. 00:35:46.940 --> 00:35:48.960 That's the ultimate freedom. Do not hurt anyone 00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:50.559 else. Don't encroach on anyone else's freedoms 00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:52.280 and you live your life the way you want to. Yeah, 00:35:52.280 --> 00:35:56.539 100%. That's why we need to get it going. And 00:35:56.539 --> 00:36:02.260 I'm going lighthearted again. So at the – and 00:36:02.260 --> 00:36:03.739 he's told this story so many times because he 00:36:03.739 --> 00:36:07.880 loves to pretend himself. The Red State premiere. 00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:14.579 Kevin Smith's film. Fucking sensational. So he 00:36:14.579 --> 00:36:19.639 had the premiere. His brother is a raging homosexual. 00:36:19.940 --> 00:36:23.039 He loves the dick. Kevin Smith says to himself. 00:36:23.300 --> 00:36:24.860 No, he doesn't say dick. He says he loves the 00:36:24.860 --> 00:36:31.119 cock. Anyway. So what was that? What's that? 00:36:32.900 --> 00:36:39.059 The Baptist Church, guys. Yeah. Hardcore country. 00:36:39.059 --> 00:36:41.380 Yeah. Well, they rocked up at his premiere and 00:36:41.380 --> 00:36:43.019 they're all like, God hates fags. They're holding 00:36:43.019 --> 00:36:44.619 up their pickets and they're like, just all this 00:36:44.619 --> 00:36:46.500 hate and vitriol getting spat at from across 00:36:46.500 --> 00:36:48.260 the road because they weren't allowed to go on 00:36:48.260 --> 00:36:51.800 the footpath in front of the theatre. Kevin Smith 00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:54.159 walks all the way around and then joins their 00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:56.880 side and starts chanting against them and then 00:36:56.880 --> 00:36:59.559 he gets interviewed and he goes, I just think 00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:01.989 that these Kevin Smith guys. Really terrible. 00:37:02.070 --> 00:37:04.150 He's going to hell with this shit. That was for 00:37:04.150 --> 00:37:06.090 the Dogma premiere. Oh, it was Dogma. That's 00:37:06.090 --> 00:37:10.130 right. Not Red State. Again, for the Dogma premiere, 00:37:10.510 --> 00:37:13.610 everyone's like, God, I hate Dogma. And his brother 00:37:13.610 --> 00:37:16.130 held up one, and all it said was, cock tastes 00:37:16.130 --> 00:37:19.010 great. And he was out there like this, and the 00:37:19.010 --> 00:37:21.849 other fellas across the road, and I'm like, well 00:37:21.849 --> 00:37:27.409 done. Like avocado, apparently. Clean penis. 00:37:28.309 --> 00:37:32.789 I've tasted it. Avocado? Yeah, avocado. Yeah, 00:37:32.849 --> 00:37:38.469 okay. I can't reach my dick, man. Jesus. Yeah. 00:37:39.090 --> 00:37:41.750 Avocado, everyone. Unneeded avocado. Healthy 00:37:41.750 --> 00:37:44.849 fats. Clean dick, apparently. Well, that's right. 00:37:44.889 --> 00:37:47.510 I don't know. My dick's never clean. Oh, Jesus. 00:37:51.980 --> 00:37:54.139 Whenever the boys at work say, I love avocado, 00:37:54.260 --> 00:37:56.760 I'm like, dude. Yeah, you do. Just give me a 00:37:56.760 --> 00:37:58.900 minute. Hell yeah, I'll be right back. I'm going 00:37:58.900 --> 00:38:02.519 to polish this nut for you. All right, you want 00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:05.320 to watch the next Solstice? Oh, dude. Now, I 00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:06.500 don't know whether you guys watched it with us 00:38:06.500 --> 00:38:10.940 last week. We watched the sci -fi short called 00:38:10.940 --> 00:38:13.480 Solstice. Well, Jeremy's found a sequel to it. 00:38:14.139 --> 00:38:18.849 It's called. What's it called? Something. Lost 00:38:18.849 --> 00:38:22.190 Archive. Archive. Archive. Archive. Look at that. 00:38:22.550 --> 00:38:25.090 Fucking look at that. Oh, look at that fucking 00:38:25.090 --> 00:38:28.329 CGI, dude. Oh, there was a glitch there. I've 00:38:28.329 --> 00:38:36.070 seen that. Did you see it? No. That looks so 00:38:36.070 --> 00:38:48.730 good, dude. That's why all the grills are here. 00:38:56.050 --> 00:38:59.829 When Solstice 5 was first discovered, the following 00:38:59.829 --> 00:39:03.570 truth became clear to every nation. Control the 00:39:03.570 --> 00:39:06.590 planet, control the world. Take the cheerleader. 00:39:06.750 --> 00:39:09.909 Take the leader. The only nations with the means 00:39:09.909 --> 00:39:12.449 to aspire to such conquest were the two biggest 00:39:12.449 --> 00:39:15.789 superpowers of the time. The Continental Alliance, 00:39:16.619 --> 00:39:24.139 And the coalition. And then on goals were clear. 00:39:24.420 --> 00:39:27.380 Race there and establish arbitrary frontiers 00:39:27.380 --> 00:39:30.340 around the most valuable oil fields before the 00:39:30.340 --> 00:39:38.119 adversary does. It became quickly transparent 00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:40.679 to the alliance. that the near total automation 00:39:40.679 --> 00:39:43.420 of the industrial vehicles was the only way to 00:39:43.420 --> 00:39:46.480 expand quicker than the Coalition. This endeavour 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.300 was coined the Industrial Renaissance Initiative. 00:39:48.860 --> 00:39:51.280 It answered both the logistical nightmare of 00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:53.440 having to send sufficient manpower so far from 00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:56.019 Earth, and while ensuring a rapid expansion. 00:39:57.900 --> 00:40:01.079 By the year 2132, and unbeknownst to the Coalition, 00:40:01.699 --> 00:40:03.840 the Alliance's engineers started to push the 00:40:03.840 --> 00:40:06.940 boundaries of what was deemed possible. And in 00:40:06.940 --> 00:40:10.590 the process... we defined a whole industry eventually 00:40:10.590 --> 00:40:13.210 feeling the pressure the coalition followed on 00:40:13.210 --> 00:40:15.969 the same path driven solely by the desire to 00:40:15.969 --> 00:40:19.530 outpace their rival both superpowers unleashed 00:40:19.530 --> 00:40:22.309 uncontrolled automation leading to unforeseen 00:40:22.309 --> 00:40:40.250 absurd situations some consequences In April 00:40:40.250 --> 00:40:43.889 2137, the Continental Alliance, eager to expand 00:40:43.889 --> 00:40:46.449 their factories, deployed a groundbreaking system 00:40:46.449 --> 00:40:49.070 called automated long -range landscape levelling. 00:40:49.190 --> 00:40:51.789 This technology, entirely developed and managed 00:40:51.789 --> 00:40:53.989 by their central automated system, consisted 00:40:53.989 --> 00:40:56.690 in high -intensity photobeams precisely carving 00:40:56.690 --> 00:40:59.530 day and night to reshape the landscape at a rapid 00:40:59.530 --> 00:41:04.070 rate. Consequently, the Coalition tried to catch 00:41:04.070 --> 00:41:06.849 up on the Continental Alliance's Leading to a 00:41:06.849 --> 00:41:09.869 similar technology, only much more prone to failure. 00:41:15.929 --> 00:41:19.550 Costly mistake. Fell asleep at the wheel like 00:41:19.550 --> 00:41:22.489 that. We are proud of our negligible failure 00:41:22.489 --> 00:41:24.889 rate and are constantly working in reducing it 00:41:24.889 --> 00:41:27.170 even more to make it safer for our teams on the 00:41:27.170 --> 00:41:30.409 ground. But we must trust the system. We must 00:41:30.409 --> 00:41:45.500 have faith in it. Whoops. Jesus. But the most 00:41:45.500 --> 00:41:49.840 efficient, the most destructive method was used 00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:52.900 for deep resource extraction. By the end of 2136, 00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:55.699 nuclear fracking was considered the most efficient 00:41:55.699 --> 00:42:00.500 way to facilitate deep resource extraction. Fuck. 00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:09.670 It's not real, Clint. There was no way to predict 00:42:09.670 --> 00:42:13.389 what a smarter system would do. We simply did 00:42:13.389 --> 00:42:15.590 not recognize that as a possible path to accomplish 00:42:15.590 --> 00:42:20.550 our goal. But the system did. Solstice 5 is far 00:42:20.550 --> 00:42:22.670 removed from Earth and its ethical concerns. 00:42:23.530 --> 00:42:25.730 Would you expect the same rules to apply on a 00:42:25.730 --> 00:42:28.050 planet devoid of any conscious animals? Will 00:42:28.050 --> 00:42:30.269 you approach questions of ecology or overproduction 00:42:30.269 --> 00:42:32.969 there? Does it even make sense to ask these questions? 00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:40.159 200 years ago, we created a weapon powerful enough 00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:43.920 to annihilate mankind. 200 years later, we gave 00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:56.780 this power to a goddamn machine. October 2137. 00:42:57.340 --> 00:43:00.639 The overproduction of oil rigs, driven by a fragile 00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:03.800 automated system, triggered a massive surge in 00:43:03.800 --> 00:43:07.300 oil extraction. This placed immense strain on 00:43:07.300 --> 00:43:10.219 the end of the supply chain, causing havoc throughout 00:43:10.219 --> 00:43:13.659 the entire system. Both the Coalition and the 00:43:13.659 --> 00:43:16.079 Alliance found themselves exposed to unseen vulnerabilities 00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:19.059 as their infrastructures buckled under the pressure. 00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:31.760 To be honest, a complete reset of the system 00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:33.199 might have been the right thing to do at this 00:43:33.199 --> 00:43:43.599 point. So, we put our faith in our own creation. 00:43:51.420 --> 00:43:55.340 By March 2140, automated warships were patrolling 00:43:55.340 --> 00:43:57.940 the same part of the sky above contested territories, 00:43:58.239 --> 00:44:01.340 where fracking bombs would be constantly detonated. 00:44:03.059 --> 00:44:06.840 Love the designs. Yeah, dude. Two fragile automated 00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:09.199 systems competing against each other with the 00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:13.500 same goals. A man -made creation upon which men 00:44:13.500 --> 00:44:17.119 had no more control. Ready to fall like a house 00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:47.099 of cards. controlled nuclear detonation by the 00:44:47.099 --> 00:44:54.820 Alliance, led to the collateral destruction of 00:44:54.820 --> 00:44:57.639 11 oil rigs, including 7 rigs from the Coalition. 00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:01.739 As a result, the Coalition's automated defence 00:45:01.739 --> 00:45:04.400 system activated, causing their nearest cruiser 00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:10.139 to open fire on the nearest Alliance ship. The 00:45:10.139 --> 00:45:12.820 conflict almost almost instantaneously reached 00:45:12.820 --> 00:45:16.559 a planet wide scale. A methodical war fought 00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:24.380 by metal titans. And witnessed by the powerless 00:45:24.380 --> 00:45:27.420 men and women below. Architects of their own 00:45:27.420 --> 00:45:39.079 fate. We know the oil fields kept burning for 00:45:39.079 --> 00:45:42.940 months. turning days into night. This oil, so 00:45:42.940 --> 00:45:46.519 coveted and indispensable for our survival, wasted 00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:49.940 in our effort of annihilating one another, wasted 00:45:49.940 --> 00:45:52.719 by the entities we created, no longer in our 00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.480 control, following our guidelines to an absurd 00:45:55.480 --> 00:46:40.559 extreme. This oil -eating fungi caused the loss 00:46:40.559 --> 00:46:45.679 of 30 % of all oil tanks. Eventually the system 00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:48.280 adjusted itself and started to flood the contaminated 00:46:48.280 --> 00:46:53.500 tanks with anti -fungi product. By 2148, 80 % 00:46:53.500 --> 00:46:56.420 of the oil present on the planet was either contaminated 00:46:56.420 --> 00:46:59.420 or consumed by the system that was supposed to 00:46:59.420 --> 00:47:10.780 harvest it. To progress. Solstice 5 could be 00:47:10.780 --> 00:47:14.260 an answer. Could we save our planet by exploiting 00:47:14.260 --> 00:47:17.159 another? Do we have a responsibility over the 00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:20.500 worlds we discover? Are we bound to just take 00:47:20.500 --> 00:47:27.460 and transform entire worlds to our will? It does 00:47:27.460 --> 00:47:29.760 pose an interesting philosophical question, doesn't 00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:40.460 it? Five years without humans, man, this earth 00:47:40.460 --> 00:47:43.440 would be completely, completely different. Yeah. 00:47:48.039 --> 00:47:50.239 Mate, I'm going to give some shout -outs to Paul 00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:56.099 Chatterson. Well done, sir. That's some of the 00:47:56.099 --> 00:47:58.000 greatest visuals I think I've seen in a while, 00:47:58.099 --> 00:48:01.420 man. It looks so brilliant. So these guys have 00:48:01.420 --> 00:48:04.880 got at least another one out, another short out, 00:48:04.980 --> 00:48:08.460 and another one on the way. Incredible. I don't 00:48:08.460 --> 00:48:10.639 know if it's going to have more to do with his 00:48:10.639 --> 00:48:13.239 world or not. I love the documentary feel of 00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:16.159 it too, you know what I mean? Yeah. Very cool. 00:48:18.639 --> 00:48:21.400 Yeah, dude, I would watch a feature -length documentary 00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:27.519 like that. Yeah. If you – true crime podcasts 00:48:27.519 --> 00:48:32.159 and true crime documentaries, just ramping. Mm 00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:36.300 -hmm. Fucking going nuts. These mockumentaries, 00:48:36.300 --> 00:48:39.400 man, I would watch a dead set feature length 00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:45.300 of that. You see me going, wow. Like my belief 00:48:45.300 --> 00:48:47.239 was fucking put on hold for a second because 00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:49.079 I'm like, hang on a minute, this is fucking real 00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:51.820 for like a split second. Yeah. Just the visuals 00:48:51.820 --> 00:48:54.360 of it, how great that world looks with the fungus 00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:58.460 eating the oil and all the rock and shit. Dude, 00:48:58.539 --> 00:49:01.619 well done. Saw that. tweet I saw about how, you 00:49:01.619 --> 00:49:03.559 know, the popularity of Star Wars movies and 00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:05.599 stuff like that. If somebody went out and made 00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:08.480 like a documentary series on all the creatures 00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:10.940 that exist within the Star Wars universe. Like 00:49:10.940 --> 00:49:12.440 a fucking David Attenborough. Yeah, I'd watch 00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:15.340 the shit out of it. Fucking oath. Just alien 00:49:15.340 --> 00:49:18.739 life doing weird alien shit. The little pogs 00:49:18.739 --> 00:49:21.280 with the green milk fuckers. Cute as shit. Yeah, 00:49:21.300 --> 00:49:24.639 it'd be cool. Look, that there is probably one 00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:27.690 of... That's probably one of the best shorts, 00:49:27.809 --> 00:49:32.030 like the first one. That was okay. But Solstice 00:49:32.030 --> 00:49:33.929 5, the original one, the one we watched last 00:49:33.929 --> 00:49:37.469 week, was fantastic, dude. Captivating, yeah. 00:49:37.809 --> 00:49:40.429 Well, even you and me were just sitting there 00:49:40.429 --> 00:49:43.230 like. Said fuck all, ruined the whole thing. 00:49:43.289 --> 00:49:45.429 Just like, wow, this is fucking beautiful. Dude, 00:49:45.510 --> 00:49:47.809 give Solstice 5 his time, man. Both of them are 00:49:47.809 --> 00:49:50.289 up. Forgotten Archives was released nine months 00:49:50.289 --> 00:49:52.949 ago and Solstice 5 was released a year ago. But 00:49:52.949 --> 00:49:55.630 dude, it's. It deserves way more than 1 .8 million 00:49:55.630 --> 00:49:58.510 views. 100%. It was fantastic. Check it out. 00:49:58.610 --> 00:50:00.570 We deserve 1 .8 million views. That deserves 00:50:00.570 --> 00:50:05.710 more. On that note, thanks, guys, for joining 00:50:05.710 --> 00:50:08.909 us again. Please like, comment, subscribe. Maybe 00:50:08.909 --> 00:50:11.389 we'll be able to afford a new fucking air conditioner 00:50:11.389 --> 00:50:13.590 in here because, god damn, we've got some swamp 00:50:13.590 --> 00:50:15.849 nuts. See you next week. Love, peace, chicken 00:50:15.849 --> 00:50:16.909 grease. See you.