WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.279 From the Dungeons of Morningstar, my name's Stretch, 00:00:02.500 --> 00:00:05.000 and I'm Clint, and this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:16.800 --> 00:00:18.899 This installment of Prevailing Strange is what 00:00:18.899 --> 00:00:21.120 we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we touch 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:22.719 on some of the subjects that we've previously 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:25.559 gone over this week, as well as follow wherever 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:27.780 the tangents take us. If you like what we're 00:00:27.780 --> 00:00:30.480 doing here, guys, like, comment, subscribe. Let 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:31.620 us know what you're watching, what you're playing, 00:00:31.760 --> 00:00:34.100 all that fun stuff. Gives us stuff to talk about 00:00:34.100 --> 00:00:37.820 next week. Dude, a four -foot -long 3D -printed 00:00:37.820 --> 00:00:42.719 T -Rex. Seven kilo. Hell yeah. Was it for sale? 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:45.219 No, he just painted it. Oh, no. He's getting 00:00:45.219 --> 00:00:50.920 ready for paint. Sick. I need a bigger. Did I 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:53.659 tell you one of the next things I want to 3D 00:00:53.659 --> 00:00:58.429 print? Apart from a life -size Iron Man, a life 00:00:58.429 --> 00:01:02.630 -size T -Rex skull. Nice. Yeah. Or a Raptor skull. 00:01:02.829 --> 00:01:05.549 Probably a Raptor skull because – A life -size 00:01:05.549 --> 00:01:07.269 T -Rex would probably be as big as the room. 00:01:08.469 --> 00:01:11.750 Close. These are like four and a half foot long 00:01:11.750 --> 00:01:16.010 or something they are. Have you found models 00:01:16.010 --> 00:01:19.730 for it? Here I have. Yeah, nice. It takes 20 00:01:19.730 --> 00:01:25.120 kilos. But it's worth it. Yeah, why else did 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:27.219 you buy a printer? Exactly. Well, that's why 00:01:27.219 --> 00:01:30.680 I got all that. I'm waiting for more sales to 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:35.879 come on. Because I've got, I think, 14 kilos 00:01:35.879 --> 00:01:39.879 up there so far. Yeah, right. And me own man's 00:01:39.879 --> 00:01:43.519 going to take 13. So it's just going to be a 00:01:43.519 --> 00:01:45.760 life -size model, not actual wearable armour? 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:49.680 No, me wearable armour's at home. What? I've 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:52.079 got a life -size wearable armour at home. Do 00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:55.379 you? Mm -hmm. What? In a box in the shed. Fucking 00:01:55.379 --> 00:01:58.379 hell. I just got to paint it. Yeah, nice. Space 00:01:58.379 --> 00:02:01.219 Jake made it for me. Yeah, sick. Along with me. 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:07.959 Stormbreaker. Yes, yes. I've got a life -size 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:11.960 Stormbreaker, everybody. Don't mean to brag. 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:14.120 Why not? Why else would you have it? Exactly 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:17.580 right. Look what I got, guys. Yeah, Stormbreaker. 00:02:19.879 --> 00:02:22.939 So apart from betraying me and continuing to 00:02:22.939 --> 00:02:25.439 build your shed, what else has been happening? 00:02:26.180 --> 00:02:28.780 That's it. Yeah, just, oh, I'll tell you what's 00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:31.800 fucking happened. So Steph's putting the kids 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:34.599 to bed the other night. I'm in the music room 00:02:34.599 --> 00:02:39.939 editing. What the fuck's that sound? It sounds 00:02:39.939 --> 00:02:43.180 like a fucking mouse in the roof. Oh, no. For 00:02:43.180 --> 00:02:46.819 fuck's sake. So the manhole is in the music room. 00:02:47.039 --> 00:02:51.099 It's in the walk -in. not walk in the built -in, 00:02:51.199 --> 00:02:55.379 sorry, in the top. So I've built in kind of like 00:02:55.379 --> 00:02:59.240 a big hinged door on them because when they had 00:02:59.240 --> 00:03:02.280 done the built -ins, they just fucking gyprocked 00:03:02.280 --> 00:03:04.960 straight to the roof. So the manhole was up in 00:03:04.960 --> 00:03:07.620 there, but the top shelf in the cupboard was 00:03:07.620 --> 00:03:09.620 this high. You would never fucking get in there. 00:03:09.740 --> 00:03:11.259 Yeah, right. So I had to cut it out, build a 00:03:11.259 --> 00:03:13.439 frame and whatever. Anyway, so that's where all 00:03:13.439 --> 00:03:15.560 the Christmas shit goes. Nice. So I had to take 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:18.150 all the Christmas shit out. God damn it. which 00:03:18.150 --> 00:03:19.449 will be all right because Christmas is around 00:03:19.449 --> 00:03:22.330 the corner. But we're moving the two front rooms 00:03:22.330 --> 00:03:24.310 out because we've got to get the ceilings redone, 00:03:24.370 --> 00:03:26.370 so it needs to go back to make space for other 00:03:26.370 --> 00:03:30.750 shit. So pain in the dick. Get all this stuff 00:03:30.750 --> 00:03:32.270 down. The kids are trying to sleep. I'm fucking 00:03:32.270 --> 00:03:34.370 getting ladders out and getting into the roof. 00:03:34.909 --> 00:03:37.229 No mean feat when you're seven feet tall. Yeah. 00:03:37.949 --> 00:03:40.610 This top shelf, I've made sure it's steady enough 00:03:40.610 --> 00:03:43.550 to fucking hold me to stand on it to get up into 00:03:43.550 --> 00:03:45.990 the roof. So I'm sitting there bracing myself. 00:03:46.110 --> 00:03:48.889 I've got a welder's glove on and a fucking torch. 00:03:48.990 --> 00:03:51.930 For a mouse. Or a rat. I don't know what it was, 00:03:52.009 --> 00:03:53.550 but if it was coming for me, I was going to grab 00:03:53.550 --> 00:03:55.990 it. I was going to pop it like a fucking cantaloupe. 00:03:56.030 --> 00:04:00.090 Pop it like a tarp. Yeah. So I fucking, bam, 00:04:00.169 --> 00:04:03.449 up in the roof, torch around, looking right above 00:04:03.449 --> 00:04:07.189 where I was, what I heard. I don't see any rats. 00:04:07.409 --> 00:04:10.770 I don't see any mice. I don't see any excrement 00:04:10.770 --> 00:04:14.280 from such creatures. All I see in my roof is 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:18.040 a shit ton of chip wrappers, muesli bar wrappers, 00:04:18.180 --> 00:04:22.180 cigarette butts, and fucking old tech screws 00:04:22.180 --> 00:04:25.060 from when they did my roof. You're fucking joking. 00:04:25.540 --> 00:04:30.160 These fucking cunts. Man, it's trashed in there. 00:04:30.220 --> 00:04:33.220 I've got to get up there and clean it out. Are 00:04:33.220 --> 00:04:36.399 you fucking kidding me? No, no. So Steph had 00:04:36.399 --> 00:04:37.860 chipped him about throwing the cigarette butts 00:04:37.860 --> 00:04:42.040 in the yard? Yeah, no worries. They put them 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:47.399 in the fucking roof. So I didn't take a picture 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:50.459 that night because I was going to bed. But I'm 00:04:50.459 --> 00:04:52.040 going back up there to Clint. I'll take a picture 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:55.579 and show you. That's fucking woeful, man. It's 00:04:55.579 --> 00:04:58.220 like when we build sheds on the weekend, we're 00:04:58.220 --> 00:05:02.100 not professionals. We don't do this as a day 00:05:02.100 --> 00:05:04.420 job. We do it as a weekend kind of hobby thing, 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:05.959 get to hang out with friends and make some extra 00:05:05.959 --> 00:05:10.649 coin. Every day we pack up at the end of the 00:05:10.649 --> 00:05:13.149 day. We pick up loose screws. We pick up off 00:05:13.149 --> 00:05:15.730 cuts of tin. We pick up, because people have 00:05:15.730 --> 00:05:17.430 kids that run around the backyard with their 00:05:17.430 --> 00:05:20.350 shoes on and shit like that. And you picked up 00:05:20.350 --> 00:05:22.310 a whole heap of fucking screws that were laying 00:05:22.310 --> 00:05:24.230 around my house. Screws and pop rivets the other 00:05:24.230 --> 00:05:26.389 day, man. Fucking heaps of them. A handful of 00:05:26.389 --> 00:05:29.009 them. Yeah. And I've picked up off cuts of tin, 00:05:29.110 --> 00:05:31.189 just slithers, like they've taken little bits 00:05:31.189 --> 00:05:33.449 off. They're curled up and just sitting in the 00:05:33.449 --> 00:05:35.860 grass in the backyard. But my kids like to run 00:05:35.860 --> 00:05:37.259 around in those shoes on because they're fucking 00:05:37.259 --> 00:05:38.899 kids and they won't listen to their parents. 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:43.199 Yeah, no, that's fucked up, dude. That's so fucked 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:46.459 up. Yeah. So while I'm looking at all this in 00:05:46.459 --> 00:05:48.639 disbelief, I'm standing there for like 10, 15 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:50.920 minutes. Mouse runs over botch on the deck. Waiting 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:53.300 for something to move, anything to move, nothing 00:05:53.300 --> 00:05:56.500 moves until a big old cockroach comes out of 00:05:56.500 --> 00:05:58.240 one of the chip packets. That's what I could 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:00.620 hear was not rattling around. Rattling around. 00:06:00.699 --> 00:06:03.019 In the packet. Yeah, I'm like, you fucking dirty 00:06:03.019 --> 00:06:08.019 fuck. I'll get you later. At least I can sleep 00:06:08.019 --> 00:06:10.740 if I hear it. Oh, you. If I hear it when I'm 00:06:10.740 --> 00:06:12.160 trying to get to sleep, I know what it is. I 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:14.720 don't care. If it was a rat, I'd be up there 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:17.500 fucking chasing the cunt around the roof. Yeah. 00:06:17.939 --> 00:06:20.959 Fucking, what the fuck, man? But these blokes, 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:24.079 they were young blokes, fucking maybe 20, something 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:29.040 like that. Just, ah. Dude, that's fucked up, 00:06:29.060 --> 00:06:31.699 man. And, like, the amount of guys that I got 00:06:31.699 --> 00:06:33.939 around to quote the roof. And they looked at 00:06:33.939 --> 00:06:35.819 the pitch of the roof and they're like, oh, fuck, 00:06:35.860 --> 00:06:38.060 that's steep. They must just be used to doing 00:06:38.060 --> 00:06:41.139 like brand new builds and shit like that. There 00:06:41.139 --> 00:06:43.699 just must be no fucking care for this shit. The 00:06:43.699 --> 00:06:46.360 amount of houses that go up. Have you got a lot 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:49.620 of space up in your roof, do you? Like right 00:06:49.620 --> 00:06:52.759 in the pitch, I could stand up. Holy shit. Yeah. 00:06:53.379 --> 00:06:55.040 Steph's been joking about me building a space 00:06:55.040 --> 00:06:58.459 up there for her. There's a bit of room up there, 00:06:58.480 --> 00:07:01.790 yeah. Why don't you? I mean, I might. I don't 00:07:01.790 --> 00:07:03.069 know. I wouldn't even need to get a passport 00:07:03.069 --> 00:07:06.310 council. No, wouldn't have to. But she's like, 00:07:06.350 --> 00:07:10.310 put one of those cool kind of windows that kind 00:07:10.310 --> 00:07:13.069 of like in the brand new roof that we've just. 00:07:13.290 --> 00:07:16.790 Yeah. Okay, I'll just get up there and cut the 00:07:16.790 --> 00:07:19.930 brand new tin up and hopefully don't fuck anything 00:07:19.930 --> 00:07:24.009 up. Fuck yeah, dude. There'd be a bit of support 00:07:24.009 --> 00:07:25.829 I'd need to put up in the roof to fucking do 00:07:25.829 --> 00:07:30.730 that. Yeah. When I put the lights in the walk 00:07:30.730 --> 00:07:33.970 -in in my bedroom, all the fucking cornices cracked 00:07:33.970 --> 00:07:36.089 from where I'd walked over there on the fucking 00:07:36.089 --> 00:07:39.009 bearers and joists if I can get there and do 00:07:39.009 --> 00:07:42.870 it, just because I'm a fucking 130 kilo in a 00:07:42.870 --> 00:07:44.389 roof that's not designed to have people walking 00:07:44.389 --> 00:07:51.350 around in it. No, but that's the thing. I don't 00:07:51.350 --> 00:07:53.310 know how you could do that to someone else's 00:07:53.310 --> 00:07:56.790 house. They probably just thought. Oh, these 00:07:56.790 --> 00:07:59.810 cunts will never go in their roof. Even though 00:07:59.810 --> 00:08:01.750 we talked to them about the fact that, oh, we're 00:08:01.750 --> 00:08:03.730 getting this done and then we're pulling the 00:08:03.730 --> 00:08:08.089 ceilings out of two of the rooms. Yeah. Dog shit. 00:08:08.310 --> 00:08:11.529 Dog suckers. I sold Beth a fucking Rachel sets 00:08:11.529 --> 00:08:15.329 of wheels as she had last night and the night 00:08:15.329 --> 00:08:17.269 before. They just popped up, bang, bang, come 00:08:17.269 --> 00:08:20.029 and picked them up and shit. Sick. On the way 00:08:20.029 --> 00:08:28.779 down to... Get my massage yesterday. I've seen 00:08:28.779 --> 00:08:32.039 what looked like one of the wheels that I sold 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:35.980 just on the side of the road. I'm like, hang 00:08:35.980 --> 00:08:39.159 on a minute. So I pulled over and I look. I swear 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:41.480 to God, dude, it's one of the wheels that I sold. 00:08:41.860 --> 00:08:43.480 Just sitting on the side of the road. Yeah. So 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:45.100 it must have bounced out of old mate's trailer. 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:49.480 I've messaged him. I'm like, dude, have you got 00:08:49.480 --> 00:08:52.600 all the wheels? And he hasn't replied back yet. 00:08:53.870 --> 00:08:56.490 I didn't grab it. I'm like, someone might come 00:08:56.490 --> 00:08:58.370 back for it. I'm not going to take it or anything. 00:08:58.730 --> 00:09:00.330 I'm just like, I met someone and he goes, man, 00:09:00.450 --> 00:09:03.490 just so you know, one of them wheels is on the 00:09:03.490 --> 00:09:05.529 side of the road, dude, just near John Renshaw. 00:09:07.870 --> 00:09:11.629 But it wasn't like it had been taken out and 00:09:11.629 --> 00:09:16.809 dropped. It was like implanted into the side 00:09:16.809 --> 00:09:19.830 of the hill there that goes up on the side of 00:09:19.830 --> 00:09:22.370 the hill. It was like implanted into it. Wow. 00:09:23.259 --> 00:09:25.700 So it looks like it's bounced out at speed and 00:09:25.700 --> 00:09:29.620 just. But hopefully it didn't hit a car. Well, 00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:30.720 it wouldn't have hit a car because there would 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:34.700 have been a report. Yeah, I was like, fucking 00:09:34.700 --> 00:09:39.600 what the deuce, man. Well. Man, marketplace and 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:42.440 all that shit, it's a different world. It's fucking 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:44.759 wild, dude. Like I heard Blake mess me. He's 00:09:44.759 --> 00:09:47.659 like, hey, man, I want to see if I can buy you 00:09:47.659 --> 00:09:49.100 Jimny wheels. I'm like, yeah, mate, no worries. 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:51.539 He goes, oh, sweet as. I'll be there in about 00:09:51.539 --> 00:09:53.110 two and a half hours. I'm like. Fucking what 00:09:53.110 --> 00:09:54.929 the fuck? They're just factory Jimny wheels. 00:09:55.049 --> 00:09:56.909 Where are you coming from? He's like, oh, I'm 00:09:56.909 --> 00:09:59.789 coming down from New Wollongong, mate. There's 00:09:59.789 --> 00:10:02.389 nothing down here. Yeah, right. Drove all the 00:10:02.389 --> 00:10:03.850 way down here. And when he got there, I'm like, 00:10:03.950 --> 00:10:05.850 dude, nice trailer. And he goes, oh, thanks, 00:10:05.929 --> 00:10:07.769 man. I just picked it up. And I'm like, when? 00:10:07.929 --> 00:10:11.029 He goes, just now at Nareland. I'm like, righto. 00:10:11.029 --> 00:10:13.190 And he goes, yeah, pick me car up there too. 00:10:13.309 --> 00:10:15.429 And I'm like, you're just out shopping for the 00:10:15.429 --> 00:10:17.309 day, mate. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just 00:10:17.309 --> 00:10:19.509 thought I'd do the whole trip down, brought a 00:10:19.509 --> 00:10:21.370 new car on the way, picked up the trailer. It 00:10:21.370 --> 00:10:24.679 was just like. Fucking auto. Fucking auto. But 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:26.940 he had a brand new fucking patrol and shit, and 00:10:26.940 --> 00:10:30.159 he's just living his best life, I guess. Crazy. 00:10:30.500 --> 00:10:32.860 But he just bought a fucking fat as fuck Sierra. 00:10:33.279 --> 00:10:36.659 Yeah. And, yeah, it was all jacked up and shit, 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:38.259 so I think he's putting the Jimmy Oils on it. 00:10:39.379 --> 00:10:43.139 That's it for these reads. Again, he had talked 00:10:43.139 --> 00:10:46.200 about Marketplace. So Nick was selling his lounge. 00:10:46.379 --> 00:10:48.759 They wanted to get a new lounge. So he put it 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:50.570 on Marketplace, not even selling it. Up there 00:10:50.570 --> 00:10:52.649 for free and just the amount of fucking around, 00:10:52.850 --> 00:10:55.690 people fucking messaging him. Will you deliver? 00:10:56.049 --> 00:10:59.169 Yeah, you've got one woman wanting to deliver, 00:10:59.309 --> 00:11:02.389 fucking, no, I can't deliver it. I'm going to 00:11:02.389 --> 00:11:04.190 try and organise somebody to pick it up. Anyway, 00:11:04.269 --> 00:11:07.549 another person's messaging and said, oh, will 00:11:07.549 --> 00:11:11.509 you deliver for $100? And he's like, I've already 00:11:11.509 --> 00:11:14.529 kind of said yes to this person, but for $100 00:11:14.529 --> 00:11:16.190 and it gets it out of you soon. He's like, yeah, 00:11:16.230 --> 00:11:18.830 okay. Told old love that it's for fucking sale. 00:11:19.389 --> 00:11:25.649 It's gone. Anyway, so they've pulled out. So 00:11:25.649 --> 00:11:28.830 he's stuck with the lounge and no money. Oh, 00:11:28.850 --> 00:11:31.929 shit. He's like, oh, for fuck's sake, they've 00:11:31.929 --> 00:11:36.330 fucked me over. So he's left the listing up there. 00:11:36.590 --> 00:11:38.970 Anyway, this other woman's messaged him. Said, 00:11:39.029 --> 00:11:41.960 oh, is this available? And he's like, yeah. And 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:45.980 she fucking tore strips off him. Fucking wouldn't 00:11:45.980 --> 00:11:48.200 be if you didn't fuck me sister around and fucking 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:50.600 rah, rah, rah. And she'd spend all day trying 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:52.600 to organize something to come pick it up. And 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:54.720 he said, you just got the strips torn off him. 00:11:54.740 --> 00:11:58.740 He's like, fuck it, it's gone to the tip. So 00:11:58.740 --> 00:12:02.000 he took it. He went, ah, yeah, fuck it. Took 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:03.960 it to the tip. Took it to the tip. And the next 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:06.320 day his missus messaged him. This is our fucking 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:09.419 lounge. 500 bucks on Marketplace. Somebody's 00:12:09.419 --> 00:12:12.320 picked it up. Fucking stop it. It's still got 00:12:12.320 --> 00:12:15.179 the baby form of stains on it and the fucking 00:12:15.179 --> 00:12:17.860 middle section that wasn't on it because of the 00:12:17.860 --> 00:12:19.159 house, it wouldn't have fit in the house they 00:12:19.159 --> 00:12:21.200 were in. So it was sitting at the front and it 00:12:21.200 --> 00:12:24.240 kind of was sun -stained. Yeah. It was fucking, 00:12:24.379 --> 00:12:28.919 yeah, it was down to a T, was it? Fucking somebody's 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:31.019 trying to sell it. Fucking motherfuckers. And 00:12:31.019 --> 00:12:33.179 they're going back through this person's profile. 00:12:33.419 --> 00:12:36.000 It's just lounges, lounges, lounges, lounges. 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:38.559 All in the same room. Like nobody has that many 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.779 lounges. No. He's obviously got a racket at the 00:12:40.779 --> 00:12:44.159 fucking tip. Yeah. Here you go. I've just had 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:47.259 a new lounge come in. L -shaped. They're like, 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:50.879 they didn't even fucking clean it. It's still 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:53.580 got the fucking formula stains on it. Dude, that 00:12:53.580 --> 00:12:57.440 was like, well, when I'd done the conversion 00:12:57.440 --> 00:13:00.200 on the Ranger and had all the front end off it 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:02.919 and shit, and I put it on my marketplace, I got 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:07.340 like three messages. And one of them was like, 00:13:07.500 --> 00:13:10.759 hey, do you have one in grey? And I'm like, no. 00:13:12.820 --> 00:13:15.799 And then the other one was, will this fit a BT 00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:19.980 -50? And I'm like, I don't fucking know. And 00:13:19.980 --> 00:13:23.779 then there was another stupid one like, would 00:13:23.779 --> 00:13:27.620 you deliver? And I'm like, no. And then I took 00:13:27.620 --> 00:13:29.340 the listings down and just threw it to the dip. 00:13:30.700 --> 00:13:33.779 I never put anything for free. on there because 00:13:33.779 --> 00:13:38.960 it's just a fucking magnet for fuckwits. Like 00:13:38.960 --> 00:13:41.980 you put $100 on it and if you're going to give 00:13:41.980 --> 00:13:44.360 it away for free, you say, oh, $150 and you let 00:13:44.360 --> 00:13:47.539 them talk you down $50 and you get $100. Hell 00:13:47.539 --> 00:13:50.419 yeah. And most of the time they come and pick 00:13:50.419 --> 00:13:51.899 it up. It's like whenever you put something out 00:13:51.899 --> 00:13:53.740 in front of your house, never put free on it. 00:13:54.019 --> 00:13:56.789 Put $100. Yeah. Bet you somebody steals it straight 00:13:56.789 --> 00:14:00.549 away. Happens all the time. Like there was a 00:14:00.549 --> 00:14:02.690 lounge, mum and dad put a fucking lounge chair 00:14:02.690 --> 00:14:05.610 at the front of their house ages ago, free on 00:14:05.610 --> 00:14:08.389 it for ages. And they're like, it's not moving. 00:14:08.669 --> 00:14:10.830 I said, give me a minute. I changed the sign. 00:14:10.870 --> 00:14:12.789 I put a hundred bucks on it and it was gone within 00:14:12.789 --> 00:14:15.149 the day. In the time that I was still at mum 00:14:15.149 --> 00:14:17.350 and dad's. Went out the front, gone. Fuck off. 00:14:18.029 --> 00:14:22.350 Oh, just the fucking thrill of the hunt. Fucking 00:14:22.350 --> 00:14:26.029 dogs. Dad didn't want this, but I need him to 00:14:26.029 --> 00:14:29.370 fix. I'm going to steal some, bro. I don't have 00:14:29.370 --> 00:14:33.009 a house, but I need that lounge. Fuck off. Jesus. 00:14:33.210 --> 00:14:34.570 You reckon we could steal that? I reckon we could 00:14:34.570 --> 00:14:38.840 steal that. Pivot! Pivot! What are we going to 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:40.220 do with it? I don't know. We'll just chuck it 00:14:40.220 --> 00:14:43.440 in the bush. It'll be gone. We'll go build a 00:14:43.440 --> 00:14:47.259 shack. Dude, I miss building shacks, eh? Yeah, 00:14:47.299 --> 00:14:49.259 I remember we had this idea of digging one into 00:14:49.259 --> 00:14:51.100 the ground and putting a tarp over the top of 00:14:51.100 --> 00:14:57.899 it. When I lived at Weston, we had a barbecue 00:14:57.899 --> 00:15:02.899 back when I had a family that all spoke to each 00:15:02.899 --> 00:15:07.299 other, and we had a big barbecue. And across 00:15:07.299 --> 00:15:10.980 the road, I lived on Government Road, straight 00:15:10.980 --> 00:15:13.419 across the road it was just bush. But it was 00:15:13.419 --> 00:15:15.919 the sand that was really powdery, the dirt that 00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:18.299 was real powdery. Remember that shit? You'd cut 00:15:18.299 --> 00:15:22.220 into it like a chalk. And we sort of, me Uncle 00:15:22.220 --> 00:15:26.299 Fuzz, me Uncle Melvin, Uncle Mark, all just dug 00:15:26.299 --> 00:15:29.299 this big thing and dug it out, dug a fireplace 00:15:29.299 --> 00:15:32.460 into the wall and shit. chairs along the side, 00:15:32.559 --> 00:15:34.419 and then we just put, like, trees and branches 00:15:34.419 --> 00:15:35.919 all over the top. It was one of the best shacks 00:15:35.919 --> 00:15:38.539 I've ever had. Went back there the next day, 00:15:38.580 --> 00:15:41.840 someone bombed it. Ducks. Yeah, we spent a whole 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:43.879 weekend just digging this thing out, and then 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:47.500 it was within, like, if you went up on this ridge, 00:15:47.559 --> 00:15:49.639 you could see a particular training facility 00:15:49.639 --> 00:15:52.419 that's out the back of where we live, where the 00:15:52.419 --> 00:15:55.519 tank was. You didn't know there was a tank out 00:15:55.519 --> 00:15:59.990 there? No. Yeah, anyway. So they had like old 00:15:59.990 --> 00:16:03.950 trains and stuff in the lot as well or buses 00:16:03.950 --> 00:16:06.070 or something, whatever. Yeah, right. But we got 00:16:06.070 --> 00:16:08.190 in there and we're like, because they're like, 00:16:08.330 --> 00:16:10.649 those tarps are good. We need a tarp for our 00:16:10.649 --> 00:16:13.850 fucking. So we stole a tarp that was the full 00:16:13.850 --> 00:16:17.149 length of a train. What? It was fucking massive, 00:16:17.230 --> 00:16:20.750 man. It was massive. And yeah, we spent all weekend, 00:16:20.909 --> 00:16:22.830 dug this thing in, got this fucking tarp, put 00:16:22.830 --> 00:16:25.289 it out there, fucking. Didn't get the tarp set 00:16:25.289 --> 00:16:26.929 up because it was right at the end of the day. 00:16:27.009 --> 00:16:28.889 It was going on dark, so we were like, we'll 00:16:28.889 --> 00:16:31.470 come back. The tarp's there, whatever. Never 00:16:31.470 --> 00:16:34.509 went back out of there. Never went back out of 00:16:34.509 --> 00:16:36.570 there. But, yeah, man, this tarp would have been 00:16:36.570 --> 00:16:41.669 worth a bit. Devin, piece of shit. Well, that 00:16:41.669 --> 00:16:44.570 was like fucking Fiji. Me and Fiji, man, we got 00:16:44.570 --> 00:16:46.049 up to so much mischief when we were younger. 00:16:46.049 --> 00:16:51.690 We spray -painted a horse. Spray -painted a horse. 00:16:52.029 --> 00:16:56.440 Yeah. Dead. We were like 14, 15 or something. 00:16:57.399 --> 00:17:00.320 Like how much are we talking? Not a whole lot. 00:17:00.559 --> 00:17:05.599 No, no. A couple of stripes? No, no, no. I think 00:17:05.599 --> 00:17:10.680 we wrote for sale, 100 bucks. Just kidding. See, 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:12.420 I don't want to connect to the jokes, Jeremy. 00:17:12.539 --> 00:17:15.720 Just saying. Remind me about Clinton spray paint 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.099 in a minute. Did you ever join in on the rock 00:17:18.099 --> 00:17:21.119 fights out at fucking the train line? I've been 00:17:21.119 --> 00:17:24.319 in rock fights, yeah. Yeah, down near the escape, 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:29.140 near the quarter pipe. Yeah, in the kind of where 00:17:29.140 --> 00:17:32.960 it was a little bit swampy or marshy. And the 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:36.400 train thing was still there. It was a stupid 00:17:36.400 --> 00:17:39.240 idea, Jeremy. People would take the tower. Coal 00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:43.180 rocks, mate. They hurt. Out there running around 00:17:43.180 --> 00:17:48.569 with the old fucking headmaster helmet on. Yeah, 00:17:48.569 --> 00:17:52.549 and you had your fucking elbow pads on and shit, 00:17:52.609 --> 00:17:54.609 not because you're worried about falling off 00:17:54.609 --> 00:17:55.910 your bike. You just didn't want to get hit by 00:17:55.910 --> 00:18:00.190 a rock. Dude, that reminds me, right? Where we 00:18:00.190 --> 00:18:04.630 lived on Rawson Street, straight across the road, 00:18:04.710 --> 00:18:09.029 was Azza O'Donnell's house. Me, Matt Gallagher. 00:18:12.150 --> 00:18:14.329 Oh, I think it might have been somebody else 00:18:14.329 --> 00:18:18.250 as well. But we're over there and me sister, 00:18:18.430 --> 00:18:21.069 Erin O'Donnell, and one of her friends was over 00:18:21.069 --> 00:18:24.490 the road and they were talking. And, like, me 00:18:24.490 --> 00:18:26.730 and Gags are sort of, me and Matt Gallagher are 00:18:26.730 --> 00:18:29.990 juggling rocks and just being dickheads. And 00:18:29.990 --> 00:18:32.130 then they're all, oh, but you couldn't hit us. 00:18:32.250 --> 00:18:34.490 And I've had a shot and I missed by a country 00:18:34.490 --> 00:18:38.269 mile. And they're all like, and Gallagher's like, 00:18:38.410 --> 00:18:40.269 I wouldn't. And they're like, oh, you couldn't 00:18:40.269 --> 00:18:45.940 hit us from there. He's gone. And smacked Chantel's 00:18:45.940 --> 00:18:48.259 friend square in the middle of the forehead and 00:18:48.259 --> 00:18:52.259 split up from across the road. And he goes, I 00:18:52.259 --> 00:18:56.000 warned her. This kid had a cannon, man. He would 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:59.819 peg a mandarin like 100 meters on the fly. This 00:18:59.819 --> 00:19:02.859 thing, he had a cannon for an arm. And he was 00:19:02.859 --> 00:19:05.299 accurate as shit. Like he had a bluebird out 00:19:05.299 --> 00:19:07.779 in his paddock out at Kersley. The bluebird. 00:19:07.980 --> 00:19:09.960 The fucking mighty bluebird. It was our rally 00:19:09.960 --> 00:19:13.349 car, but it never ran. My first car was a Bluebird. 00:19:13.430 --> 00:19:16.730 It was a rally car. Fuck yeah. Anyway, so we 00:19:16.730 --> 00:19:19.369 had the mandarin tree at the back of his house 00:19:19.369 --> 00:19:21.410 and then over the back of the paddock it was 00:19:21.410 --> 00:19:28.009 like an acre or two away. And he dead set. No, 00:19:28.130 --> 00:19:30.150 because the paddock was an acre, so it was probably 00:19:30.150 --> 00:19:34.029 about halfway. It was a fair way away. Anyway. 00:19:34.170 --> 00:19:37.750 For a kid, yeah. Yeah, we were 16, 17 years old. 00:19:38.089 --> 00:19:40.390 Picked this green lemon off this tree, man. It 00:19:40.390 --> 00:19:42.690 was probably the size of a cue ball. And he's 00:19:42.690 --> 00:19:46.529 just going. He's going. In through the window 00:19:46.529 --> 00:19:48.950 of this bluebird. Nice. And I'm like, what the 00:19:48.950 --> 00:19:52.710 fuck? He was just talented. Fuck yeah. But he 00:19:52.710 --> 00:19:57.630 smoked cigarettes, so he smelt. As a reminder, 00:19:57.670 --> 00:20:00.930 kids, don't smoke. Don't smoke. Cigarettes. Yeah. 00:20:01.410 --> 00:20:05.730 Come on, mate. You smoke God's green. Yeah, the 00:20:05.730 --> 00:20:09.009 whole Clint spray paint thing. Have you heard 00:20:09.009 --> 00:20:11.329 about the mattress debacle that's going on on 00:20:11.329 --> 00:20:14.750 the link road? The what? The mattress debacle. 00:20:14.750 --> 00:20:18.630 Oh, fuck off. I got tagged in that so many times. 00:20:18.829 --> 00:20:20.910 You would have. So only the latest one or all 00:20:20.910 --> 00:20:23.230 three of them? Mm -mm. So this has been going 00:20:23.230 --> 00:20:26.250 on for like maybe a year, six months, something 00:20:26.250 --> 00:20:29.930 like that. So the first mattress, I kind of had 00:20:29.930 --> 00:20:31.869 the feeling that the mattress had just been dumped 00:20:31.869 --> 00:20:34.130 and then somebody's written something on it for 00:20:34.130 --> 00:20:36.900 a laugh. because it all seems a bit set up anyway 00:20:36.900 --> 00:20:40.680 the first one was um fuck you clint your dog 00:20:40.680 --> 00:20:44.660 you can sleep here like okay that's pretty and 00:20:44.660 --> 00:20:46.819 we got tagged in everything like oh fuck clint 00:20:46.819 --> 00:20:50.359 what'd you do so then a little while later there's 00:20:50.359 --> 00:20:54.279 another one that's um fuck you clint i wasted 00:20:54.279 --> 00:20:57.680 the best years of my life on you and it's all 00:20:57.680 --> 00:20:59.759 it's all been blue spray paint yeah and it's 00:20:59.759 --> 00:21:03.839 like This is some kind of Howzo fucking shit 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:07.759 going on. But what Howzo bitch has that many 00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:10.720 fucking mattresses to give away, let alone drag 00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:14.359 one there herself? Anyway, so the latest one, 00:21:14.420 --> 00:21:15.779 it's still up at the moment, it was still there 00:21:15.779 --> 00:21:19.480 this afternoon, was I'm sorry, Clint, come back, 00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:26.980 the kids miss you. He says love isn't dead. That's 00:21:26.980 --> 00:21:29.779 the best. Yeah, so it's got to be six months. 00:21:30.059 --> 00:21:32.240 It has to be put on. It's got to be put on. Somebody's 00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:33.480 obviously just picking them up. This is one of 00:21:33.480 --> 00:21:35.319 the best pranks ever. It's fucking funny, man. 00:21:35.420 --> 00:21:37.180 And the fact that it's been up there for like 00:21:37.180 --> 00:21:39.059 nearly a week and a half and hasn't been cleaned 00:21:39.059 --> 00:21:42.440 up yet. No council's taken away. I'm just ringing 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:43.960 this son of a bloke that's just got all these 00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:46.240 shitty mattresses. He uses a mattress disposal 00:21:46.240 --> 00:21:48.539 company and he goes around and discharges people 00:21:48.539 --> 00:21:51.039 $100 to dispose their mattress and then just 00:21:51.039 --> 00:21:52.970 puts them on the side of the road and does. Fucking 00:21:52.970 --> 00:21:56.529 artwork with it. Art installations. Fucking house 00:21:56.529 --> 00:22:03.049 of fights. Disputes. TheRealmOfClint .com. But 00:22:03.049 --> 00:22:05.269 fuck me dead, man. That's hilarious. But, yeah, 00:22:05.369 --> 00:22:10.109 yous all tagged me in it. Stop being funny. Yeah, 00:22:10.210 --> 00:22:12.589 that's fair enough. No, it didn't. It was still 00:22:12.589 --> 00:22:14.809 pretty hilarious. It's funny. Like, I remember 00:22:14.809 --> 00:22:16.950 seeing the first one. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, that's 00:22:16.950 --> 00:22:19.029 weird. And the second one, I'm like, another 00:22:19.029 --> 00:22:21.670 one? And it was like, it had to be like a fortnight 00:22:21.670 --> 00:22:25.720 later. And this one's six months later. It's 00:22:25.720 --> 00:22:27.579 come up again. I'm like, fuck, I forgot about 00:22:27.579 --> 00:22:31.599 that. That's funny as fuck. I really want to 00:22:31.599 --> 00:22:35.000 know who this real Clint is, though. Is there 00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:39.160 even a Clint? Like, I reckon it's probably, or 00:22:39.160 --> 00:22:42.480 it's fucking somebody who's like, oh, there's 00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:43.740 a mattress there. I'm going to paint something 00:22:43.740 --> 00:22:45.319 on there. I'm going to paint my mate's name on 00:22:45.319 --> 00:22:47.619 it and just fucking have a laugh. And it's just 00:22:47.619 --> 00:22:50.819 evolved into something. It'd be even better if 00:22:50.819 --> 00:22:54.279 they put a fucking last name up there. Just docks 00:22:54.279 --> 00:22:57.619 the fuck out of Clint. Yeah, pretty funny. Phone 00:22:57.619 --> 00:23:01.880 number. Security number. We don't have security 00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:05.779 number. No, we don't. What is that? Tax file 00:23:05.779 --> 00:23:08.500 number, yeah. I believe so. Fuck, it's still 00:23:08.500 --> 00:23:14.079 TFN, you dog. Anyone can look up my TFN. Can 00:23:14.079 --> 00:23:18.079 you? Yeah. Good morning, sir. TFN. There it is 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:20.059 right there. Yeah, right. I didn't know you could 00:23:20.059 --> 00:23:23.279 do that. You can look up ABN as well. Okay. Is 00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:25.259 it because you got it against the business? No. 00:23:25.539 --> 00:23:28.559 Okay. I can look up your TFF. Maybe then we'll 00:23:28.559 --> 00:23:31.759 both know. I mean, I've probably got it written 00:23:31.759 --> 00:23:33.920 down somewhere. I know mine starts with a 361. 00:23:34.539 --> 00:23:36.900 Do you remember your license number? Oh, yeah. 00:23:37.480 --> 00:23:39.940 Yeah. I know mine off by heart. Jesus, try to 00:23:39.940 --> 00:23:41.460 get me there. No, no, no. I don't want you to 00:23:41.460 --> 00:23:44.920 touch it. Jesus Christ. It's just like, how do 00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:47.339 you know that? I'm like, oh. I don't know. I 00:23:47.339 --> 00:23:49.079 guess I've had to read it out a few times in 00:23:49.079 --> 00:23:51.980 the past. My phone number from when I lived at 00:23:51.980 --> 00:23:56.319 Western when I was in year three, 361057. That 00:23:56.319 --> 00:24:00.180 was before it was four nights. And then when 00:24:00.180 --> 00:24:04.259 we moved to Aberdare, it was 49902529. There 00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:07.240 you go. My first ever mobile phone number was 00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:11.000 0410320350. I've still got my first mobile phone 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:13.500 number. Really? Yeah, it's the same one. Holy 00:24:13.500 --> 00:24:16.119 shit. I won't say my mum and dad's phone number. 00:24:16.180 --> 00:24:17.460 I don't think they have a house phone number 00:24:17.460 --> 00:24:19.619 anymore. But it was one digit different from 00:24:19.619 --> 00:24:21.700 Aberdeen Takeaway, the amount of times that we 00:24:21.700 --> 00:24:26.900 took orders. Really? Yeah, they would have got 00:24:26.900 --> 00:24:28.500 up there and there would have been no order from 00:24:28.500 --> 00:24:33.579 the poor country. 901 555? Nope. What was it? 00:24:36.299 --> 00:24:39.039 49912374, I think, is Aberdeen Takeaway. 374. 00:24:39.160 --> 00:24:41.660 That sounds more. Yeah, and it's funny because 00:24:41.660 --> 00:24:45.460 Steph's an old man. His house number is one digit 00:24:45.460 --> 00:24:49.180 different to Cessnock Taxi's. Yeah, right. He 00:24:49.180 --> 00:24:50.619 used to do the same thing. Yeah, no worries, 00:24:50.660 --> 00:24:52.259 man. I can't figure it out. Probably was me. 00:24:54.039 --> 00:24:58.259 Aniradio cabs. Fucking Aniradio cabs, my arse. 00:24:58.259 --> 00:25:02.519 He's never show up. Ever. I reckon I could order 00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:04.460 an Uber from Sydney to get there before Aniradio 00:25:04.460 --> 00:25:08.259 cabs. Man, I can't remember the last time I used 00:25:08.259 --> 00:25:13.119 a cab. Oh, I use them sometimes. But now I'm 00:25:13.119 --> 00:25:16.319 just like, fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. 00:25:18.019 --> 00:25:20.660 Let's fucking talk about this road out the front, 00:25:20.740 --> 00:25:26.500 shall we? I saw they were working today. Yeah, 00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:30.359 only to finish it off so that it's livable. Yeah, 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:34.740 right. And then they're done. They're done. Yeah, 00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:38.720 so it's a federal thing and they've kind of started 00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.960 on it and then they've got. Not even halfway 00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:42.960 through and said, oh, you need to bail us out, 00:25:42.980 --> 00:25:45.779 council. Council's like, it wasn't our fucking 00:25:45.779 --> 00:25:49.559 idea. Yep. We just fucking let it through. Yeah. 00:25:50.619 --> 00:25:53.619 What the fuck? So they can have this sort of 00:25:53.619 --> 00:25:55.359 fucking kerfuffle and fuckery out the front, 00:25:55.460 --> 00:25:59.819 but our mate can't subdivide his 100 acres. Go 00:25:59.819 --> 00:26:02.940 fucking figure that one out, would you? Yeah. 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:08.569 They can allow this to happen, but. Yeah, Cessnock 00:26:08.569 --> 00:26:10.390 City Council needs their fucking head read for 00:26:10.390 --> 00:26:13.690 allowing this to happen. Yeah. Like, I hope they 00:26:13.690 --> 00:26:16.569 fucking redo the entire road because then fucking 00:26:16.569 --> 00:26:18.589 - They've destroyed it, bro. Inside lane where 00:26:18.589 --> 00:26:21.009 everyone's having to fucking run the gutter is 00:26:21.009 --> 00:26:23.549 fucked. Oh, it's fucked. Yeah. They nearly swallowed 00:26:23.549 --> 00:26:26.049 Rachel's chimney the other day. Man, I had to 00:26:26.049 --> 00:26:28.950 drive on it yesterday on the fucking canter truck 00:26:28.950 --> 00:26:31.609 and fucking nearly broke me back because - Fucking 00:26:31.609 --> 00:26:33.829 bet. The last person that fucking drove it had 00:26:33.829 --> 00:26:35.950 turned the fucking knob all the way down on the 00:26:35.950 --> 00:26:38.930 fucking suspension seat. Yeah, it was like fucking 00:26:38.930 --> 00:26:41.210 real soft, and I just fucking hit this pothole. 00:26:41.289 --> 00:26:44.609 I went, oh, never mind lifting these fucking 00:26:44.609 --> 00:26:46.910 doors. That was going to do me back in. Right 00:26:46.910 --> 00:26:50.829 in the bifida. Yeah. Fucking hell. I think we 00:26:50.829 --> 00:26:52.190 should watch that short and be done with it. 00:26:52.289 --> 00:26:54.309 Oi! I forgot we had the short. Let's go with 00:26:54.309 --> 00:27:07.539 the short. Relentless. Wasteful. To our image. 00:27:08.359 --> 00:27:11.460 How can something of our own creation grow so 00:27:11.460 --> 00:27:15.779 vast it escapes our own comprehension? Our own 00:27:15.779 --> 00:27:20.240 control? Oh, sick. It's just ceaseless, you know. 00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:23.380 It keeps going, and there's no way you can turn 00:27:23.380 --> 00:27:28.259 it off. It consumes everything. You just happen 00:27:28.259 --> 00:27:31.859 to be in the middle of it. The damn factories 00:27:31.859 --> 00:27:34.220 have a mind of their own. They're constantly 00:27:34.220 --> 00:27:37.819 producing these enormous flying diggers and warships, 00:27:37.900 --> 00:27:40.720 and they're taking over everything. The land, 00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:45.559 the sea, the sky. Executives back home, they 00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:48.119 just keep feeding us lies. The machines never 00:27:48.119 --> 00:27:50.700 stop. So we're stuck here in the middle of it 00:27:50.700 --> 00:27:53.019 all, and they want us to keep working like this. 00:27:53.640 --> 00:28:06.990 It's bullshit. The Continental Alliance say they 00:28:06.990 --> 00:28:10.670 still need us, but shit, man. These factories, 00:28:10.910 --> 00:28:14.970 they don't stop, and they don't care. All you 00:28:14.970 --> 00:28:17.630 see are these diggers everywhere. They just keep 00:28:17.630 --> 00:28:28.549 coming and coming. With a gravity slightly gentler 00:28:28.549 --> 00:28:31.579 than planet Earth. And a terrain rich in metals 00:28:31.579 --> 00:28:35.579 and liquid hydrocarbons, Solstice 5 was the perfect 00:28:35.579 --> 00:28:38.920 candidate for the Continental Alliance to establish 00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:41.579 as one of their main large -scale manufacturing 00:28:41.579 --> 00:28:51.279 complexes. Unconcerned by its ecosystem and motivated 00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:54.319 by an unquenchable thirst to control the environment, 00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:58.500 Colossal, entirely autonomous plants were raised 00:28:58.500 --> 00:29:02.200 from the ground. Mothers to mammoth machines 00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:06.539 built to crush, drill, and annihilate. The rich 00:29:06.539 --> 00:29:10.200 earth of Solstice 5 was shattered. Its landscapes 00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:14.019 disfigured and scarred. Its riches harvested, 00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:18.339 gathered, and transformed. Landscapes that took 00:29:18.339 --> 00:29:21.779 millions of years to form were wiped out in a 00:29:21.779 --> 00:29:25.259 single stroke. And their resources... Allocated 00:29:25.259 --> 00:29:30.160 for one single purpose. Endless production. I've 00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:33.519 seen how the warships get built. It's like watching 00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:36.799 some kind of giant layered manufacturing machine. 00:29:37.940 --> 00:29:40.660 Sometimes you look away for just a second. Next 00:29:40.660 --> 00:29:43.119 thing you know, there's a brand new cruiser floating 00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:47.039 above your head. Five, six a day. It's crazy, 00:29:47.099 --> 00:30:02.819 man. Just never stops. Ultimately, this seemingly 00:30:02.819 --> 00:30:05.579 unbreakable monolith that was the Continental 00:30:05.579 --> 00:30:09.119 Alliance collapsed under its own weight, revealing 00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:12.799 its frail and cracked foundation. The automated 00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:16.380 factories were left untouched and running, while 00:30:16.380 --> 00:30:19.519 the workers were left in the dark. Indeed, the 00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:21.960 extensive reach of the Continental Alliance, 00:30:22.299 --> 00:30:26.119 spanning far and wide, made it simply unfeasible 00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:30.509 to pull the plug on such a complex system. The 00:30:30.509 --> 00:30:34.049 factories are perfect and stable, just as they've 00:30:34.049 --> 00:30:37.589 always been. He created them to perform specific 00:30:37.589 --> 00:30:40.369 sets of tasks, which they perform perfectly. 00:30:41.829 --> 00:30:44.450 This is one of the biggest achievements of mankind, 00:30:44.529 --> 00:30:47.490 and it is thanks to the Continental Alliance. 00:30:50.990 --> 00:30:59.039 They don't tell us anything anymore. The factories 00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:01.160 are still producing for no reason like they have 00:31:01.160 --> 00:31:04.460 for so many years. And the truth is, nobody can 00:31:04.460 --> 00:31:13.279 actually stop that from happening. It's the end 00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:17.380 of the alliance, they say. So what? Alliance? 00:31:17.779 --> 00:31:20.940 Not the alliance? Doesn't even matter anymore. 00:31:21.339 --> 00:31:23.259 It's like the world doesn't even know this is 00:31:23.259 --> 00:31:32.819 happening. And we're so far from home. Symbols 00:31:32.819 --> 00:31:35.680 of our inordinate desire to reach permanency 00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:39.559 in a transitional world, too complex to be shut 00:31:39.559 --> 00:31:43.579 down and easier to ignore. The factories were 00:31:43.579 --> 00:31:46.700 left untouched, perfectly fulfilling their purpose 00:31:46.700 --> 00:31:51.140 of giving birth to never -ending seas of purposeless 00:31:51.140 --> 00:31:57.299 machines. Yeah, the aircraft carrier fields cover 00:31:57.299 --> 00:32:00.059 most of the land now. So sometimes when we arrive, 00:32:00.180 --> 00:32:02.160 we can't even bring out our excavators because 00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:05.559 every square inch of land is covered by ships. 00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:10.240 It's crazy, man. So, you know, we just turn around 00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:13.839 and we go back home. It's a shit ton of wasted 00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:55.690 fuel, man. And once the smoke cleared, the factories 00:32:55.690 --> 00:33:02.029 just carried on, unaffected. There were no casualties. 00:33:04.230 --> 00:33:07.970 Only empty factories and cruisers were targeted. 00:33:08.670 --> 00:33:11.450 We would never jeopardize the safety of our workers. 00:33:15.410 --> 00:33:18.009 We thought we were part of something important, 00:33:18.089 --> 00:33:22.019 you know? We came all the way here chasing promises 00:33:22.019 --> 00:33:25.859 of a better future. But instead of witnessing 00:33:25.859 --> 00:33:28.140 its birth, we found ourselves entwined in its 00:33:28.140 --> 00:33:35.099 demise. In between worlds, in between times. 00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:42.980 It's tragic to realize that the only thing that 00:33:42.980 --> 00:33:47.119 matches the enormity of this situation is its 00:33:47.119 --> 00:35:14.190 failure. You don't fucking... testimony to our 00:35:14.190 --> 00:35:19.550 resilient nature in the face of adversity. Should 00:35:19.550 --> 00:35:37.210 we not stand proud? Should we not? That was fucking 00:35:37.210 --> 00:35:40.789 unreal. Yeah. That is another Solstice 5 -1. 00:35:42.419 --> 00:35:46.460 another short by the same person and apparently 00:35:46.460 --> 00:35:49.519 I came across this because they're making another 00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:55.960 one at the moment yeah very very cool very cool 00:35:55.960 --> 00:36:09.099 concept I think that there is that's got to be 00:36:09.099 --> 00:36:12.360 some of the best VFX work I've seen in a long 00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:17.179 time, dude. God, that looks good. Like, them 00:36:17.179 --> 00:36:21.679 ships look tangible. Fucking hell. Like, the 00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:23.980 fucking rust. The rust on it's cool effect, yeah. 00:36:25.219 --> 00:36:29.179 And like, the machines, I like those fucking, 00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:31.840 those machines, the round ones that, like, what 00:36:31.840 --> 00:36:33.480 the fuck, that's a weird design, what's that 00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:35.420 for? And then you see them coring the earth. 00:36:36.420 --> 00:36:38.619 I'm like, okay, that's cool. And then there's 00:36:38.619 --> 00:36:42.030 the... Little tugboats. That were tugboats. Yeah. 00:36:42.090 --> 00:36:44.090 That was fucking cool. Yeah, just. Everything 00:36:44.090 --> 00:36:46.869 sort of had its purpose. Yeah. And its meaning. 00:36:47.010 --> 00:36:49.730 Yeah. I really, dude, that was a fucking great 00:36:49.730 --> 00:36:53.550 show, dude. Yeah. Well done. Holy shit. Hell 00:36:53.550 --> 00:36:56.489 yeah. Solstice 5. Mm -hmm. Well, that'll be in 00:36:56.489 --> 00:36:59.150 my history, so I'll be re -watching that. Mm 00:36:59.150 --> 00:37:02.289 -hmm. Holy shit. Are we going to watch more next 00:37:02.289 --> 00:37:05.889 week of Solstice? Might watch the next one. Right. 00:37:05.949 --> 00:37:07.690 Well, I won't watch any more then. Yeah. All 00:37:07.690 --> 00:37:10.949 right. Thanks for joining us, guys. 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