From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Stretch.
And I'm Clint. And this is Prevailing Strange.
This installment of Prevailing Strange is what
we like to call Rant and Sundry. We round out
the week by going over some of the subjects that
we've previously touched on. I'm going to leave
that in there too because it's fucked. Anyway.
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So I asked you a question last week, and I don't
think I asked it on the show, did I? No. Yes,
go. I want to know your top five villains in
movies or TV. I wanted to say cinema. Movies
or cinema. Okay. I have five with an honourable
mention. Okay. So I put a lot of thought into
this. Do you want to go one for one? Are we just
going to go our top five or are we going to go
one, two, three, four? You can rank them or you
can just – I'll just go top five. Okay. I don't
want to rank them because they're all. Okay.
You start because you got an honourable mention.
You can finish after me. Okay. Always finish
after you. Sylar. Zachary Quinto from Heroes.
From Heroes. Yeah, he was. He was a good villain.
Great villain. I went a different route because
I thought you might have went kind of your favourite
villains. So I'm going the ones that I hate the
most. Villains. Okay. And the first on that list.
is Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones. Rachel
wanted to put him on the list. I'm like, no.
Sick little fuck. He's not a villain. He's just
a little bitch. Oh, no, he's a villain. He does
some nasty shit. And I love to hate a little
fucker. Yeah, dude. The hate that people developed
for that character was transcendent. Like, it
was nuts. Oh, yeah. See, when I thought about
the question and then I asked myself, I'm like.
There's a lot of really cool villains. Some villains
I kind of agree with, so I wouldn't call them
a villain. I get you. And then I'm like, no,
I'm going to go with the ones I fucking hate
the most. Well, one of my villains on here I
agree with. I'm not going to tell you which one,
but I want you to guess. It's going to be a fun
game. Because the next one is the Joker. Mark
Hamill. Oh, okay. Mark Hamill, for me, is the
best joker, right? The reason being the Arkham
games. The joker in that, you will not get a
better joker anywhere. That there is the joker.
Yeah, right. Sensational, brutal, violent, calculating,
fucking vicious dude. Incredible and voiced so
well. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Mark Hamill's a joker.
Nice. And it crossed mediums too, like it went
into the animations as well. Yeah. He, yeah,
incredible. Mark Hamill. Yeah, the Joker's a
very top handsome. Like it'd be good if I was
choosing my favourites. It'd probably be up there
too. My next one was Percy Wetmore from The Green
Mile. Oh, you little snaky bitch. Yeah, that
sweaty little slimy little fucking screw from
the fucking One Mile. Yeah. Yeah, it's just something
about him I just want to punch in the face. Oh,
that little fucking maggot. Yeah, that's pretty
much the way I feel. That's a good one. Yeah.
That's good. Anton Chigurh, No Country for Old
Men. Great. Paid by Javier Bordel. Yep, 100%.
Up there as one of the best. So cold, dude. Just
the way he just walks in and goes, flip a coin.
That's how he's going to decide whether you live
or die. Yeah. There's two fates. Yeah. Very brutally
efficient, too, in the way he does it. Yeah.
That cattle lancer is fucking insane. Yeah, that's
fucking scary, too. Oh, yeah. Horrifying. Another
one I love to hate, not even love to hate, I
just hate, is Burke from Aliens. What? Really?
Yeah, Burke. just a slimy little fuck that just
wants to fucking, I don't know, manipulate everybody
and he's trying to tell the Marines what to do
and, yeah, he fucks Ripley over. Yeah, no, he's
just a fucking skis ball. I didn't think he was
a villain though, was he? Oh, no, he's definitely
a villain, yeah. And rounding out my top five
is Hans Lander from Inglourious Bastards. Dude.
Incredible performance, man. Wow. Yeah. Dude.
And actually, I've seen an interview where they
ask Christoph Waltz, they're like, how were you
able to play someone so villainous and vile?
And he goes, he wasn't villainous and vile. Not
in his mind. Not in his mind. It's like, fuck
off, dude. I think that was one of his first
roles. No. One of his first Hollywood roles.
Maybe he's, no. I would be genuinely surprised
if it was, yeah. Because, fuck, that was good.
It was good, bro. Did you say your second last?
You should have another two after that. No, that
was it. And I had Honourable Mention. Siler,
The Joker, Anton, Hans Lunder. Okay, I've got
two more. Why have I got two more? Oh, hang on.
One, two, three. I only had four. So my Honourable
Mention will be my five. Math. Yeah, yeah. That's
the high education. Fuck you. My second last
one is Dolores Umbridge. Can't, I was going to
put her there. No, she was going to be on there.
Yeah. She can be multiple mentions because I
hate that bitch with the fucking smouldering
fury. Fucking, I just. Her and Joffrey should
fuck. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucked up. Their seed
would be so fucking just. Or the nicest person
in the world. And then he kills them both. And
he gets a movie deal. My number five, Lord Shen,
Kung Fu Panda 2, played by the great Gary Oldman.
Yeah, fuck yeah. Another good one. 100 % agree.
All great villains. My last one? Mm -hmm. Jar
Jar Binks. Fucking oath. That can't destroy the
fucking trilogy. Man, the worst villain there
is. Musa, girl. Musa, don't get all. One of my
mates, Joe Smithy, sent me a fucking, there's
a Jar Jar, a life -size Jar Jar Binks for sale
in Sydney for $2 ,800. I got to pay for it just
to burn it. Yeah, take a fucking lot of fluid,
2 ,800. Good riddance, motherfucker. Just turn
around, shades come on, slow motion, walk away,
fire behind you, head pops off. Fucking dickhead
of a character. People are trying to make me
like Jar Jar by coming out and going, oh, he's
the Sith Lord from the first. I'm like, don't
fucking dare. I've seen that theory before. It's
pretty funny. It's not even remotely funny. Funny
and being dumb. But, yeah, no, fuck Jar Jar Binks,
man. Fuck Jar Jar Binks in the ass. Dead set.
No, fuck that clown. God, that were good picks,
Jeremy. Well done. Thank you. I was going to
say, there's so many, like, I didn't want to
go holing on. Everyone's like, oh, Darth Vader.
To me, Darth Vader isn't really a villain. Dick.
Yeah. Thanos was one that came to my mind to
be with, but he's such a cool character. I'm
like, that's going to be a lot of people's picks,
I'd imagine. And I agree with him. Can you guess
which one of mine I agree with? No. The answer
may surprise you. Or not. No. That was just a
joke. It was a joke. 100%. It was okay. It's
okay. Reminds me of fucking back in the day when
porno was on VHS. I was fucking went down to
sleep over at my place. We were like 15, 16 or
something. He had his fucking old beaten up VHS
porno. Fucking whacked it in one day. First thing
he's like, this is shitty fucking 70s music and
this dirty arse accent chick goes, hey, American,
come over here and eat me. It's like, fuck off.
We just lost it. Oh, God. In high school you
watch porno with your mates. Yeah. Get some chicken
wings. I think the first one I ever watched that
was on VHS was, Deep Throat. Oh, dude. The classic.
Yeah, classic. Stop motion porn. Yeah. Man, when
you had to store your porn, you had to make a
perfect time when fucking mum and dad had left
the house. Go and find it and then you've got
to make sure it's rewound to the perfect space
just in case someone finds it and they think
you've been watching it but then they put it
in and the timer's on the same box. I haven't
done that. Yeah, no, I wouldn't worry about that.
I don't think I ever had porn on the fucking
VHS. I'm not that old. Whoa. Whoa. You're only
fucking four years older than that. Dude, I had
VHS box sets of shit. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
on green VHS. I got it for my fucking birthday
in 1992. Yeah, well, I mean, I had plenty of
VHSs that I got as presents and stuff too, but
I'd never like. Went out and bought VHS porn.
Why didn't you do that? How did you get it? Mates
at high school used to swap them around. What
did you bring in, dude? Wild times. Or another
avenue of getting it was sometimes it was the
R -rated stuff and you'd go around to like the
local paper shop and they had them in the little
magazines. Swipe one of them one day and you
got your trading for the next week. Oh, man.
We checked out the, you know how you go past
the fucking newsagents and the papers are out
in the front? Yeah. We kept walking past to fucking
try and find any fucking pornos in it. Didn't
realise until later on in life that they were
specially delivered during the day by couriers
and shit. Here we are fucking sorting through
the piles of fucking newspapers because back
in the day people used to read newspapers so
there was a fucking lot of those cunts. And then
you get the dickheads that like walking home
from the pub at three in the morning would. light
them up or they'd cut the straps and fry them
everywhere. I'm like, you dicks. Yeah, I did
the paper run for a while. Yeah, right. Fucking
don't recommend it. No, neither. I wouldn't do
it. No offence. One of the first jobs I had,
I was working at Coles and it got to the point
where I was doing the fucking 5am shift before
school. That was fucked. Fucking Jesus. Yeah.
What, start at 5am, work till 8? Yeah, something
like that. 5 -0 -8 or – yeah, 5 -0 -8. That's
fucking terrible. Yeah, it was. It sucked. I'm
trying to remember the name of the fella that
used to pick me up too. He was old enough to
have his license and he'd rock up and I'd done
it for like the winter of that year. So it was
always cold when I got in the car and the year
he was with fucking – Toxicity fucking blaring
the album in the car. Smoking in a car with all
the windows up and the heater cranked, man. Oh,
fuck. As a non -smoker, somebody who's never
smoked in my life. Yeah. People think it's fucking
hilarious when they're like, you smoke a cigarette?
I'm like, no, I've never had a cigarette. But
you've had everything else. And I'm like, basically,
yeah, except for cigarettes. I've never smoked
a cigarette, I should say. Man, I think I've
only had. Spin in fucking. Never even had spin.
One or two fucking joints that other people have
had. Yeah. Never had it. I don't know. Just the
smell of it, dude. I can't. Because I grew up
with parents that smoked in the car, in the house,
holding your baby when you get out of hospital.
Yeah. All that shit. So I grew up, that's the
parents I, my parents are heavy smokers all the
time. One was smoking, the other one was smoking.
And then every other member in my family smoked
cigarettes except for me. Yeah. So there's always
a cigarette and always was until my old girl
died. But I just, right now, if I smell a cigarette,
dude, I'm fucking nearly reaching, I'm like,
it just, it triggers me to the point where I'm
like, I want to headbutt someone. Yeah, I think,
you know, my man quit well before I was born
and mum quit, I think, when I was old enough
to say that stinks. And she realised and, yeah,
quit. Yeah. But, yeah. You were saying about
the smell. It's funny you go to some RSLs and
that and you get the whiff, the door opens in
the smoking area and it's just enough to tickle
the senses and it's like, man, that takes you
back, eh? Yeah. To, you know, being a kid dragged
around the RSLs. When everybody smoked inside.
Yeah. Like you'd go to the pub, dude, and you
couldn't see your friends at the back because
it was like fucking haze. Or at the raffles as
a kid at the RSL on the fucking ground underneath
the table doing something, playing around. It
smells like smoke and fucking beer and that.
It's fucking nuts. Like people just putting their
cigarettes out on ashtrays. Remember ashtrays?
I remember when Maccas had ashtrays. Fucking
black things? Yeah. Black plastic things? Fucking
Jesus. And then for ages it was just you could
only smoke outside and you couldn't smoke inside.
And that fucking is wild now. I fucking agree,
man. I physically get the shits and I mouth off
at people when they're 9 .2 metres away from
an entry at the shopping centre. Yeah. Fuck off.
That doesn't really worry me, whatever. It's
when I see... Parents smoking in the car. In
the car with the kids. Man, the amount of cunts
I've put on fucking blast in fucking like stop
traffic. Yeah, fuck you guys, man. Fucking have.
Yeah. Some of them. Them kids have no choice.
Don't fucking do it to them. Some of them honestly
put the cigarette out and I don't know, hopefully
it never happens again. Other times they want
to fucking mouth off like a fucking rat. Yeah,
dude, just. Oh, man. Yeah. I just, yeah, that
frustrates the shit out of me. Yeah. Give them
a choice. Yeah. They don't need to fucking put
up with that shit. Like, I always say to my parents,
like, I love my mum to death, man. She's a fucking,
as far as I'm concerned, she's the best mum in
the world. But I would whinge all the time about
the smell of the cigarettes and that I hated
being in the car with smokers. And then, like.
Oh, it smells like cigarette in here. They'd
say, oh, just wind your window up. It won't smell
if everyone's window's up except mine. Yeah,
because I'm buying it out of the car. Yeah. No.
It doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like
that. Yeah. But it's just like I can't understand
why that wasn't enough to quit. Like your kids
are like, hang on, Mum, this is not, I don't
like this. And I can't get out of the car on
the four -hour trip to Nanopops. Yeah. And yous
are both huffing them down, chain smoking, so
there's no stoppage. Like, what the fuck? And
you're in a HJ sedan with your four siblings
in the back of the seat, no air conditioning,
and it's fucking 32 degrees. Remember when cars
didn't have air conditioning? Oh, Jesus, mate.
Now if you can't turn the air con on, I'm not
buying it. I've got two fucking work runners
at the moment and no aircon. It's fucked. Oh,
no. No way. The rev hasn't got it either. Oh,
man, it needs a re -gas. On a warmish day, it's
all right. Just enough to get you through. Fucking
hot day like two days ago, windows down the whole
way home. Your beaker up, man. He's good. Really
good. As far as I know, it just needs a gas.
Yeah. It's the other one that I'll. Re -gas and
sell. I'm not going to tell anybody about it
because somebody might buy my cube. Beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Anyone want to
buy a good cube? What a shit. Man, I love that
cube. I fucking love the car too. I think it's
fucking hilarious. It's so good. It's just, yeah.
Don't ever buy a cube. Be careful of imports.
They're expensive to fucking maintain. Yes, they
are. Although we could pull it out, just put
an SR20 in it. I mean, it's the fucking wheel
bearings and brake pads that I go through every
fucking six months that I'm fucking all worried
about. It's just, it's made for inner city, not
big Ks. And you've got to do, and you're doing
80 Ks a day. 500 Ks a week. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just
racking the Ks up on it and it just doesn't like
it. Yeah, it's like fucking getting towed by
a fucking truck in a fucking shopping trolley.
It's going to give up pretty quick. So it's not
don't buy a cube. It's don't buy a cube if you
do a lot of miles. Yeah, don't buy it as a cheap
work runner. No. And I know someone with a cube.
If you're just never leading like a 30 -kilometer
area, I know a cube. This is the fucking best
car for going to the shops. Dude, one of the
roomiest fucking cars I've ever sat in. And,
like, it steers like a shopping trolley too.
I can do a U -turn in fucking two lanes. Really?
In two lanes, yeah. It'll fucking white line
to white line. It'll get around. Fuck off. Yeah.
Like, it'll turn around in, like, a car park,
in a decent car park, shopping car park, like,
fucking a two -way line. Wow. Like, bumping a
bumper. Yeah, I can get around. It's dumb. I
suppose. The wheels are on all four corners,
aren't they? Yeah. And it fucking steers like
a fucking drift car. The fucking, the new fucking.
The camber. Well, they fucking, the wide fucking.
Really? Yeah. Man, dumb. It's fucking so cool.
Probably why it fogs out wheel bearings. Yeah.
It's got to go on a fucking 90 degree angle.
Yeah. And it's the way I put it in those fucking
roundabouts here on the link road. Really? 100k
an hour? 4am, there ain't nobody else around
to fucking slow me down. Have you got up on two
wheels before? I've popped it, yeah. Yes! Fuck
off, really? Yeah. So good. Sketchy as. Because
that thing feels like it's going to go over.
It gets a little bit there. It looks so top heavy.
But it's wide though. But it's wide at all. Yeah.
So yeah, your balance is pretty good. Just don't
put anything on the roof, you'll be fine. Well,
it is a cube, isn't it? Yeah. Just don't put
anything on top and it'll never roll. I mean,
they had people that put fucking baskets on top
of them. Like you're asking to fucking fly away
when a wind gets underneath it. Dude, they're
so cool. Yeah. Well, the first time we went to
the movies in it, I'm like, get fucked. I was
looking around. There was enough space. It's
almost like you're sitting in a fucking, like
a canter fucking truck. Yeah. Two -ton truck
just on the ground. Getting dragged. But it hooks,
too. Like, it's no slouch. Yeah, that goes all
right for what it is. Fuck yeah. 1 .5. 1 .3.
4. 1 .4. Wow. She wee, wee fucking lotto. What's
her name? Over in Thailand, they put SR20s in
them. Dude, do it. Oh, dude, I'd love to. Do
it. If I had all the garage space and all the
time in the world, I fucking would. Put that
away. Put an SR20 in. That's our fucking summoner's
car. Yes. Massive bass. Front wheel drive or
rear wheel drive? Fronty. We'll have to change
it. Has it got a tunnel? Yes, it does because
they're coming in four -wheel drive too. Four
-wheel drive. They've already got the mounts
for a diff. I don't think so. No, I think they've
got different floor pans. Still. Yeah, they come
out in a cubic, which is a cube to the power
of three, and it's 80 mil longer. And I think
that's what has the tunnel and the mounts for
the all -wheel drive here. Fucking Jesus. Yeah,
hey, mate, 80 mil, mil. That's fucking heat.
There's heaps of room in it. I can lay down when
I lay all the seats down. What? The seats will
lay down into a bed. In the cube? If you don't
have a fucking sub in the back. And you can lay
down in it. Fuck off. Yeah. I don't believe it.
I got you, Sammy. Speaking of filming things,
we have a fucking porn on a film. What? 26 minutes?
That was longer than I thought it was. We've
been talking shit for 26 minutes. Apparently.
We might have to trim some of that out. No chance.
Keep it all in. So we've got a horror short.
We went to watch this a while ago, but it was
15 minutes long. So we're like, oh, we won't
watch it. Oh, okay. But we'll watch it now. Oh,
you fucking dick. Well, it better be fucking
better than that last one, dude. Yeah. I swear.
It's cool. Block the pillow. Careful. You're
cutting that broccoli awfully short, you know.
You just keep your eyes on the sauce, sister.
I got the broccoli under control. Sister? Nice.
You better believe I am not to be trifled with.
What? God damn it. That broccoli is not to be
trifled with either. Oh, hey, hey, the sauce.
You cannot let it burn. Recipe says stirring
constantly. I swear. I swear if any of those
two -inch broccoli end up on my plate, you're
getting it. I have to deal with a disappointing
two inches enough as it is. You are bad. He's
good. That's why I liked you, I guess. She didn't
get stabbed. Definitely good. Oh, God. Well,
it's not a bad two, I guess. Maybe two and a
half? Do I hear three? You're getting me wet.
Yeah, but I want to hear them. No, Jesus, you're
getting me wet. All right, I'll get the door.
You save the sauce. Oh, shit. What? It's Sean.
What is he doing here? I don't know. Oh, I really
don't want to see him right now. I feel like
the Christmas theme could have been brought in
earlier. It's like, oh, fuck, that's all right.
It's about a gift. Sean? Long time, man. Good
to see you. Hey, Ben. Is this a bad time? No,
I was just... No. Yeah, sorry, do you want to
come in? Yeah, sure, that'd be great. Thanks.
Your mom told me where you were at. Oh. Oh. This
is a nice place. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Where are
you at now? Same place. Oh, cool. I'm really
sorry. Everything went down before... No, no.
It's water under the bridge. Is she here? Oh,
no. She's, um... She's at her parents' house
right now. She's decorating. Oh. Great. Um...
Look, I just... I just want to give you this.
Sean, you... I, um... Can I get you a drink or
something? No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you
okay? Yeah, uh... Yes. Can you just do me a favor,
though? Yeah, of course. Can you open it? Yeah,
of course, man. Let's open it. No, no, open the
box first. The card will make sense after. You
already do things fast. Gotta love that 2 .0
black. Alright, I don't get it. Is it supposed
to... Sean? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
You just let out a spirit. What happened? What's
in the box? He left. What's that? A box. Well,
no shit. Ben? Ben! Ben! I need something. What?
Read the card, Pekka. Well, that's odd. No kidding.
Because that's how you'd react. Don't... He gave
this to you? Yeah. There was a card. Tell me.
Dear Ben, I'm sorry about everything before and
everything now, but I had to give it to someone.
I don't have it all figured out, but I know it
can't move while you're watching. Whatever you
do, don't take your eyes off of it. It wants
you to look away. Hello? Hello? Hello? I'm calling
Charlie. Hey, this is Sean. Leave a message.
Sean, hey, it's Ben. Look, I don't know what
this thing is that you gave me here, but call
me back. Now. It's funny because this isn't how
you would act if that happened. Why is it looking
at you like that? I'd fucking dropkick it. I
don't know. What do you think it wants? To be
shot in the face. I don't know. Call him again.
Americans preach gun and safety. What do you
think it was? I'd get a creep in me finger. Why
is it looking at you like that? Sean. Hey, it's
Ben. Look, call me back. Now. We're getting out
of here. Is that coming from the box? Yeah. Rachel.
We can't. We're not supposed to look away from
it. What happens if we do? That's what we need
to find out. Just for a second, okay? We need
to know what we're dealing with. On the count
of three. One, two, three. That's longer than
a fucking second. Hello! Could have been worse.
What? What do you want? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I gotta go. Just Ben. Don't let him leave the
house. It can't move as long as you're looking
at it, right? That's what it says? Yeah. I'm
gonna find Sean. I don't know why he did this,
but I'm gonna find out. One of us has to stay
and watch it. What? No. No, no, no. Don't leave
me alone here with this thing. It's fine. We
don't even know what it is, okay? It could be
harmless. Is that what you think? Just slap him
on the head, see if it does anything, because
he can't move. With a mallet? Yeah, there you
go. Oh, don't make her do it. You know it has
to be me, right? You heard what Sean said. Do
not let you leave the house. That's exactly what
it wants. Just be quick. Real quick. Hey, this
is Sean. Leave a message. Hey, this is Sean.
Leave a message. Again, they're in America, so
she should have had the lawns already racked,
ready for that. Hey, this is Sean. Leave a message.
Sean, answer the phone. I don't know why you
did this, but I'm going to find out. And tell
us what you said. I don't know what I could have
possibly done. What are you talking about? Sean,
why haven't you been answering? What did you
just say? Why haven't you been answering the
phone? No, you! You just said it told us what
I said. Yeah, it spoke. Or echoed. It told us
what you said. What I said? What do you mean?
Who's us? Come on about me not leaving the house.
Ben, I didn't tell it to do anything. I didn't
even know it could speak. Sean, what's going
on? Ben? It's lying to you. I don't know why,
but it lied to you. Why did you give this to
us? Us? You keep saying us. Who's us? Us. Man,
me and Rachel. She was at the house. Ben, where
are you right now? I'm coming to you. No, no,
no! You have to keep your eyes on it! I know.
Rachel's watching it. No, Ben! You! You! You!
God damn it! I gave it to you! You have to keep
your fucking eyes on it! Ben, don't go back.
Don't you go back there! Why not go back? Go
back there, it's like a greased up deaf guy.
Catch you in the theatre. Someone peed. The white
bandits. I've got to make funnies, otherwise
I'm going to jump and shit myself. Pussy. Abs
are fucking lovely. Oh, there's always a fucking
basement, isn't there? Rachel? Rachel's not here.
Yeah? What's up? Where's the box? one of the
most well shot ones we've watched. I see you.
I see you. I see you. You idiot. That was pretty
cool without being jump scary. That was cool.
Yeah. That was cool. I'll write that. You've
knocked it out of the park this week, homie.
It's because I haven't watched anything else.
Dude, killed the trailers. Thank you. Killed
Marrowbone. Killed the Chort. Oh, mate, he's
killing it. He's killing it. Look at me go. Master
of everything. We'll wrap that up for another
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