WEBVTT 00:00:00.010 --> 00:00:02.450 From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint. 00:00:02.730 --> 00:00:05.250 And I'm Stretch. And this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:16.910 --> 00:00:19.030 This instalment of Prevailing Strange is what 00:00:19.030 --> 00:00:21.129 we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we rant 00:00:21.129 --> 00:00:23.010 out the week by touching on some of the subjects 00:00:23.010 --> 00:00:26.089 that we've previously gone over and follow wherever 00:00:26.089 --> 00:00:28.379 the tangents take us. If you like what we're 00:00:28.379 --> 00:00:29.760 doing here, guys, please like, comment, subscribe. 00:00:29.859 --> 00:00:32.280 Do all that easy stuff that's just your bit of 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:35.119 finger exercise. Appreciate yous. I don't know 00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:36.640 if I fucked that one over again, but I'm using 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:43.780 it. Yes. I love the conviction. Got a joke from 00:00:43.780 --> 00:00:49.880 Kobe's Chronicles coming in hot. This week's 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:55.039 joke from Kobe is probably one of my faves. It's 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:58.509 not a Spanish one, this one. Okay. I have a pen 00:00:58.509 --> 00:01:01.250 that can write underwater. Right. It can write 00:01:01.250 --> 00:01:07.430 other words. I like underwater, though. What 00:01:07.430 --> 00:01:14.230 is this? Totally related to you. Appreciate you, 00:01:14.290 --> 00:01:18.569 buddy. Fucking hell, that was a good one. And 00:01:18.569 --> 00:01:20.230 last week here we were saying, oh, we've got 00:01:20.230 --> 00:01:23.650 to give Macca a shout out, and then we just completely 00:01:23.650 --> 00:01:26.920 didn't do it. Shit. We'll do it at the start 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:30.480 of this episode. Hi, Macca. How you doing, buddy? 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:33.980 Hey, darling. Maybe turn it off now. You shouldn't 00:01:33.980 --> 00:01:36.659 be watching now. Turn it off. Give the iPad back 00:01:36.659 --> 00:01:42.420 to Dad and Mum. Love ya. There we go. Goddamn. 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:50.040 Turn it off. Mitchell, take the iPad off Macca. 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:55.319 And go. Okay. I've got a question for you. Yes, 00:01:55.319 --> 00:02:00.120 sir. You come to a fork in the road. You're thirsty, 00:02:00.219 --> 00:02:03.540 you're hungry, you've got nothing. One road, 00:02:03.680 --> 00:02:08.360 sign points to Raccoon City. The other side of 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:12.159 the fork points to Silent Hill. Which one are 00:02:12.159 --> 00:02:15.439 you taking? Raccoon City, bro. I'm not going 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:18.319 to that fucking demon spawn place. I'll go to 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:21.719 Raccoon City. I can deal with zombies. Can you? 00:02:21.819 --> 00:02:26.620 Yeah. Yeah, I can deal with zombies. I cannot 00:02:26.620 --> 00:02:28.780 deal with whatever the fuck is in that alternate 00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:32.240 dimension, bro. I'm sorry, but no thanks. It's 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:34.780 only when it gets dark, though. That happens 00:02:34.780 --> 00:02:38.159 twice a day. So no thanks. Yeah, but zombies 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:40.419 happen 24 hours a day in Raccoon City. Yeah, 00:02:40.419 --> 00:02:41.879 but I'm only going there to get drinking water 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:45.520 and food. And then I'm bailing. I'm fucking out 00:02:45.520 --> 00:02:47.479 of there. I'm going back to the fork in the road 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:49.939 and pitching a tent and not the erection of kind. 00:02:50.060 --> 00:02:53.900 Yeah. You see, I thought I probably would have 00:02:53.900 --> 00:02:57.840 went towards Silent Hill. Why? Lay down low when 00:02:57.840 --> 00:03:04.020 it's dark. I've got no mystery to unravel. You've 00:03:04.020 --> 00:03:05.819 got fucking 12 hours to figure out where you're 00:03:05.819 --> 00:03:08.379 going to hide and fucking 12 hours to ride it 00:03:08.379 --> 00:03:13.460 out. No. No. They never try that in the game. 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:18.360 That's a good point. But dogs are everywhere, 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:22.719 mate. Is that a spider? Where? Over there. Are 00:03:22.719 --> 00:03:27.400 you a pussy? No. I don't mind spiders. That's 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:31.780 delicious. With sauce. Yeah, no, definitely. 00:03:32.379 --> 00:03:37.780 Oh, cool. We both can. Hang on. Was it after 00:03:37.780 --> 00:03:40.500 the nuke was dropped on Raccoon City? Probably 00:03:40.500 --> 00:03:44.659 not. Damn it. I'm thinking peak. Peak for both 00:03:44.659 --> 00:03:49.300 of them. Oh, oh, oh. No, still going to Raccoon 00:03:49.300 --> 00:03:52.199 City, bro. Okay. Sly zombies can eat my farts. 00:03:52.419 --> 00:03:57.460 And from memory, Silent Hill, there was no kind 00:03:57.460 --> 00:04:02.300 of super -powered fucking protagonist and you 00:04:02.300 --> 00:04:05.099 could potentially survive. So you reckon that, 00:04:05.219 --> 00:04:13.539 oh, what's his name? Stars. Big fucking. Pyramid 00:04:13.539 --> 00:04:17.079 head. No, he's in Silent Hill. Sorry. Nemesis. 00:04:17.579 --> 00:04:20.480 Yeah, yeah, but like the protagonist that you 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:26.339 play is kind of genetically engineered. Is he? 00:04:27.519 --> 00:04:30.759 He's an evil. Oh, no, he's a cop, isn't he? Yeah, 00:04:30.759 --> 00:04:32.819 he's a cop. Oh, what am I thinking? I'm thinking 00:04:32.819 --> 00:04:35.500 of the movie for a second there. No, stop that. 00:04:36.420 --> 00:04:40.000 She was kind of hot and the soundtrack was sensational, 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:43.720 but then it went stupid. Yeah, okay. I mean. 00:04:47.820 --> 00:04:49.759 No, I'd still get something. Just because you 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:54.259 said Raccoon City. Such a dick bag. Yeah. Give 00:04:54.259 --> 00:04:56.519 me another one. I like these. I don't know if 00:04:56.519 --> 00:04:58.339 I've got another one just yet. I asked you another 00:04:58.339 --> 00:05:01.519 one before for next week. Now, our good friend 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:03.379 Tarn put us onto a thing that we could do at 00:05:03.379 --> 00:05:07.759 the end of this year. We'll round out one of 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:13.220 our shows with our top 10 of the year. Yep. And 00:05:13.220 --> 00:05:17.319 look back on 2025. Look back on 2025. the year 00:05:17.319 --> 00:05:21.980 that were. But do you just want to do movies? 00:05:22.839 --> 00:05:26.240 No, we'll probably fucking. Or media? Yeah, we'll 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:30.339 touch on a lot of things. Touch on, yeah. Sorry. 00:05:30.899 --> 00:05:35.980 I get shy. So we'll probably do two specials 00:05:35.980 --> 00:05:39.259 over the holiday period. Fuck yeah. And we'll 00:05:39.259 --> 00:05:41.439 probably just release one a week, those weeks. 00:05:41.779 --> 00:05:45.339 Sounds good. A longer episode, but only one. 00:05:46.250 --> 00:05:49.449 Yep. One will probably be a roundup and one will 00:05:49.449 --> 00:05:54.009 be something else. Sounds good. I've been getting 00:05:54.009 --> 00:05:58.490 a bit flat at work lately, right? It just seems 00:05:58.490 --> 00:06:02.189 that the world today in tattooing is just looking 00:06:02.189 --> 00:06:06.290 further and further into the AI mantle and they're 00:06:06.290 --> 00:06:09.069 like bringing you designs that just cannot be 00:06:09.069 --> 00:06:13.230 tattooed. Right. And they don't want to be told 00:06:13.230 --> 00:06:15.540 that it can't be tattooed. They're like, but 00:06:15.540 --> 00:06:16.860 here it is. And it's like, well, that's an AI 00:06:16.860 --> 00:06:21.579 image. I tattooed a young lady the other day 00:06:21.579 --> 00:06:25.339 and she wanted this. It was a swallow. She wanted 00:06:25.339 --> 00:06:28.399 tattooed on her. And it was four centimeters 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:33.899 wide. Okay. This swallow. Now you think of the 00:06:33.899 --> 00:06:36.959 eye, the size of an eye on a swallow. And then 00:06:36.959 --> 00:06:39.180 imagine that I have to tattoo it with a needle. 00:06:39.420 --> 00:06:45.000 Yeah. The needle. The tip of the needle is about 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:50.500 as big as the eye of this swallow. And when she 00:06:50.500 --> 00:06:53.000 left, I got a message saying that she wasn't 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:57.839 happy because it didn't have eyelashes. I'm sorry, 00:06:57.959 --> 00:07:01.600 but I couldn't add the eyelashes. The whole thing, 00:07:01.779 --> 00:07:04.379 if I put an eyelash in there, the eyelash would 00:07:04.379 --> 00:07:08.620 have been bigger than the eye. And it's just 00:07:08.620 --> 00:07:12.420 the unreal expectation that's coming with creation. 00:07:13.149 --> 00:07:18.149 these days. Like even some of these, like you're 00:07:18.149 --> 00:07:23.029 looking at a Tool album from maybe the great 00:07:23.029 --> 00:07:25.389 Tool, like all the eyes and shit. Yes, dude. 00:07:25.750 --> 00:07:27.730 There are tattoo artists that will attempt that. 00:07:27.829 --> 00:07:30.509 I'm not one of them. You know what it'll turn 00:07:30.509 --> 00:07:32.970 out like. I know what it'll turn out like. I'm 00:07:32.970 --> 00:07:37.430 not going to put something on your body that 00:07:37.430 --> 00:07:40.189 I know is going to look like shit. Because at 00:07:40.189 --> 00:07:42.189 the end of the day, that's a walking advertisement 00:07:42.189 --> 00:07:46.949 for my work. Yep. You are, yes, you do have the 00:07:46.949 --> 00:07:49.149 right to get the tattoo that you want, but also 00:07:49.149 --> 00:07:51.689 have the right to make sure that it's going to 00:07:51.689 --> 00:07:54.350 be a good one. Yep. That it's not going to be, 00:07:54.470 --> 00:07:57.990 I'm not just going to take your money for the 00:07:57.990 --> 00:08:00.230 sake of taking your money. Yep, 100%. You kind 00:08:00.230 --> 00:08:04.589 of have a duty. Yeah, duty of care, exactly. 00:08:04.649 --> 00:08:07.290 Duty of care, yeah. But it's just getting to 00:08:07.290 --> 00:08:09.649 that point now and it's really, really wearing 00:08:09.649 --> 00:08:13.149 me down that you see all these people posting 00:08:13.149 --> 00:08:16.189 these trends on Instagram and TikTok and that 00:08:16.189 --> 00:08:17.810 and then people are coming in and going, oh, 00:08:17.850 --> 00:08:19.389 I want to get this done. You're like, mate, that's 00:08:19.389 --> 00:08:22.889 not real. You can't do that. Can you remember 00:08:22.889 --> 00:08:25.430 a couple of years back there was that trend that 00:08:25.430 --> 00:08:26.990 was going around with the tattoos that had the 00:08:26.990 --> 00:08:30.350 tracing light? Like there was like a neon light 00:08:30.350 --> 00:08:32.669 that went around the design. Yeah. Can you remember 00:08:32.669 --> 00:08:35.039 that? Yeah, it was like. I had people asking 00:08:35.039 --> 00:08:40.080 for that. I'm like, dude, that's not real. That's 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:42.700 a video edit. Oh, but it's on Instagram. It doesn't 00:08:42.700 --> 00:08:46.039 matter, bro. I'm sorry, but that's not a tattoo. 00:08:47.159 --> 00:08:49.159 They thought it would glow. They thought it would 00:08:49.159 --> 00:08:51.399 glow. They thought that it would change colour. 00:08:51.620 --> 00:08:54.139 I'm like, mate, that's not a – and the thing 00:08:54.139 --> 00:08:57.379 is, then you're an arsehole. I'll tell you a 00:08:57.379 --> 00:09:02.310 fucking story. I've got a dickbag cousin. And 00:09:02.310 --> 00:09:06.929 his missus messaged the page and was asking for 00:09:06.929 --> 00:09:09.750 a tattoo. And I said, it's going to cost this 00:09:09.750 --> 00:09:11.870 much and it'll take that long. I've never met 00:09:11.870 --> 00:09:17.409 this woman. As soon as I gave the quote, she's 00:09:17.409 --> 00:09:19.610 like, how can you charge me that much? I'm fucking 00:09:19.610 --> 00:09:21.730 your cousin and you're charging me this much. 00:09:22.210 --> 00:09:25.230 This is what she said. It's not going to take 00:09:25.230 --> 00:09:26.990 you that long. How can you tell me it'll take 00:09:26.990 --> 00:09:29.649 that long? Because I've been doing it for 23 00:09:29.649 --> 00:09:31.519 years. I know what the fuck. It's going to take 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:35.419 me to do the tattoo. And they, fuck you. Everyone 00:09:35.419 --> 00:09:37.480 was right about you, Clint. You are a piece of 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:40.139 shit, asshole, blah, blah, blah. And then plastered 00:09:40.139 --> 00:09:42.600 my name in every community page. Yeah, right. 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:46.759 I said it would take me four hours because it's 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:48.659 going to take me four hours. You're a cunt. I 00:09:48.659 --> 00:09:50.299 don't want to spend any more than four hours 00:09:50.299 --> 00:09:52.840 with you. Yeah. If I could do it in half an hour, 00:09:52.980 --> 00:09:55.240 I would because you're a piece of shit. Yeah. 00:09:56.019 --> 00:09:59.220 But the fact is I didn't because I want you to 00:09:59.220 --> 00:10:01.840 have a good tattoo. I'm going to take my goddamn 00:10:01.840 --> 00:10:04.899 time with it even though you're a piece of shit. 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:08.820 Yeah, absolutely. That was not a fart, by the 00:10:08.820 --> 00:10:11.059 way. That was a table. It's not like you're printing 00:10:11.059 --> 00:10:15.279 the thing out. No, dude. No, you fucking – it 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:17.679 takes time, especially – I don't know. I don't 00:10:17.679 --> 00:10:19.100 know what it was like, whether it was grayscale 00:10:19.100 --> 00:10:21.600 or coloured or whatever, but there's different 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:24.549 aspects to tattooing that – I know about and 00:10:24.549 --> 00:10:26.269 I'm only somebody that kind of looks over your 00:10:26.269 --> 00:10:29.889 shoulder, you would know more than I would because 00:10:29.889 --> 00:10:33.590 you're the artist. And this is the thing that's 00:10:33.590 --> 00:10:35.269 really bothering me. People don't want to listen 00:10:35.269 --> 00:10:39.269 to reason anymore. They've got this thing attached 00:10:39.269 --> 00:10:41.309 to their hand that tells them everything and 00:10:41.309 --> 00:10:45.789 they don't want to listen to anybody else. There's 00:10:45.789 --> 00:10:48.649 some tattoos going on. Another perfect example. 00:10:48.830 --> 00:10:50.850 A person come here the other week and wanted 00:10:50.850 --> 00:10:55.389 a tattoo. I'm like, mate, he wanted it on the 00:10:55.389 --> 00:10:58.049 lower forearm. Right. I said, mate, that's not 00:10:58.049 --> 00:11:00.009 going to work. That design that you're showing 00:11:00.009 --> 00:11:02.690 me is a full sleeve. Yeah. And he goes, no, I 00:11:02.690 --> 00:11:04.309 want it compressed down and I want it on the 00:11:04.309 --> 00:11:06.110 outside of my forearm. I said, dude, there's 00:11:06.110 --> 00:11:08.029 so much detailing that if we squash it down, 00:11:08.149 --> 00:11:12.309 it's just going to blob. Yeah. Wouldn't listen. 00:11:12.529 --> 00:11:14.309 Oh, I'll take me money elsewhere if you don't 00:11:14.309 --> 00:11:15.750 want to do it. I'm like, okay, mate, no worries. 00:11:15.850 --> 00:11:18.330 He got it done at a different shop. Yeah. And 00:11:18.330 --> 00:11:20.889 it looks just as shit as I told him it would. 00:11:23.100 --> 00:11:27.500 I mean, I get how it wears you down, this whole 00:11:27.500 --> 00:11:30.120 kind of interaction stuff. There must be a little 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:32.360 satisfying seeing that he's gone else. No, because 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:34.259 I still love tattooing and I want everybody to 00:11:34.259 --> 00:11:35.779 get the best tattoo that they can get, whether 00:11:35.779 --> 00:11:37.580 I do it or someone else does it. That's true. 00:11:37.659 --> 00:11:40.360 Maybe that's just me thinking. Oh, trust me. 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:44.320 Well, in the end, I'm like, I was more upset 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:46.919 at the other artists because they took it on 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:50.519 when they know it's not going to look good. That's 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:53.779 not. Again, the duty of care has to come into 00:11:53.779 --> 00:11:58.820 at some point. You can't just go around slapping 00:11:58.820 --> 00:12:02.299 things on people just to get a paycheck. You 00:12:02.299 --> 00:12:05.899 need to help them make an informed decision. 00:12:06.279 --> 00:12:09.279 Yeah, and I mean, I get that. Like, I mean, I'm 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:11.080 a machinist. I work with metal. It can be fucking 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:13.179 cut and welded and done all this shit to it. 00:12:13.419 --> 00:12:18.019 But if my boss gives me a job and I'm like, I 00:12:18.019 --> 00:12:20.870 can't rightfully do that job. Yeah. I'd knock 00:12:20.870 --> 00:12:23.190 it back because I know that I'm potentially going 00:12:23.190 --> 00:12:27.169 to spend weeks on something and it not work in 00:12:27.169 --> 00:12:29.309 the long run. And then you have to shoulder that 00:12:29.309 --> 00:12:31.149 responsibility because you're the machinist. 00:12:31.210 --> 00:12:35.309 I'm like, I can't do that. I'd just find somebody 00:12:35.309 --> 00:12:36.429 else to do it or tell them you're not going to 00:12:36.429 --> 00:12:39.830 do it. It's near impossible for what we have 00:12:39.830 --> 00:12:45.149 going on. And yeah, you have the right to refuse. 00:12:45.529 --> 00:12:49.779 Yeah. No, I 100 % agree. And that was... It's 00:12:49.779 --> 00:12:52.139 just something that's been getting on me a little 00:12:52.139 --> 00:12:54.919 bit. And at the start of next year, I'm going 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:57.019 to start doing a lot more want -to -do tattoos. 00:12:57.179 --> 00:12:59.460 So I'll be posting more images of what I want 00:12:59.460 --> 00:13:03.860 to do. Oh, yeah. So, you know, fingers crossed 00:13:03.860 --> 00:13:06.139 I can start doing some fun shit again and just 00:13:06.139 --> 00:13:07.840 sinking my teeth back into it. I've got a couple 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:11.000 of shops that I want to go and guest spot. Like 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:13.240 me, my Will Francis is just opening up a new 00:13:13.240 --> 00:13:15.649 shop over at Malin. Yep. Called Odium. I want 00:13:15.649 --> 00:13:17.169 to go over there and hang out with him for a 00:13:17.169 --> 00:13:20.429 week or so. He's fucking insanely talented. Yep. 00:13:20.509 --> 00:13:22.330 And the team he's going to have over there is 00:13:22.330 --> 00:13:27.210 just fucking incredible. And there's some absolute 00:13:27.210 --> 00:13:29.090 black and grey goats that are going to be there, 00:13:29.190 --> 00:13:31.250 so I could go over there and just learn so much. 00:13:31.429 --> 00:13:34.230 Yep. And that's something that I really want 00:13:34.230 --> 00:13:36.250 to do, so hopefully it lights a fire up my ass 00:13:36.250 --> 00:13:39.789 next year. Hell yeah. But I'm booked out for 00:13:39.789 --> 00:13:42.649 the rest of the year with tattoos, so I'll just 00:13:42.649 --> 00:13:45.799 reset for next year. Next year's a new year. 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:53.500 New you, new me. Oh, that felt good. Sorry. Seeing 00:13:53.500 --> 00:13:56.840 you got your slab done the other day, mate, when's 00:13:56.840 --> 00:14:02.539 your erection going on? So I've got all the pieces 00:14:02.539 --> 00:14:05.600 there, but I'll wait until we get the roof done 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:08.740 on our joint. I'll wait until these guys come 00:14:08.740 --> 00:14:10.759 in and do the roof, just give them a bit more 00:14:10.759 --> 00:14:14.019 kind of area to. Because there's 900 from the 00:14:14.019 --> 00:14:15.700 house, I don't want to go plonking the shit up 00:14:15.700 --> 00:14:17.559 for them to fucking be trying to fuck around. 00:14:18.139 --> 00:14:21.379 So, you know, give them something steady to fucking 00:14:21.379 --> 00:14:23.940 get up off or whatever. Fuck, what was I going 00:14:23.940 --> 00:14:25.639 to... Oh, you're redoing the roof on your house? 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:27.740 Mm -hmm. The whole thing? The whole thing, yeah. 00:14:27.879 --> 00:14:31.440 Yeah, right. Yeah, it's fucking old and fucked. 00:14:31.539 --> 00:14:34.299 Cactus. Yeah, and all the... What do you call 00:14:34.299 --> 00:14:37.019 them? Not the eaves, the fascia boards? Yep. 00:14:37.059 --> 00:14:38.759 Getting replaced with colour bond. They're all 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:41.779 rotted out and shit. Right. Fascia boards? Mm 00:14:41.779 --> 00:14:44.110 -hmm. What are fascia boards? So, you know, the 00:14:44.110 --> 00:14:46.090 eave, the eave is the part that overhangs the 00:14:46.090 --> 00:14:48.090 house. The fascia board is the part underneath 00:14:48.090 --> 00:14:51.850 the gutter that faces out towards. Oh, right, 00:14:51.950 --> 00:14:54.529 right, right. Yeah. Gotcha. A lot of old houses, 00:14:54.610 --> 00:14:57.409 it's wood and painted and stuff. Mine's obviously 00:14:57.409 --> 00:15:01.809 been redone in the past. How long have you been 00:15:01.809 --> 00:15:05.149 there for? Nearly 14 years, I think. Yep. Yeah. 00:15:05.350 --> 00:15:07.889 So within the last 20 years, they've put pine 00:15:07.889 --> 00:15:10.250 on there, painted it. Right. And it's just rotted 00:15:10.250 --> 00:15:14.940 away. oh, that doesn't look too bad and then 00:15:14.940 --> 00:15:17.080 it's kind of looking like it probably needs some 00:15:17.080 --> 00:15:19.159 attention and then just kind of overnight the 00:15:19.159 --> 00:15:21.399 whole thing just fucking fell apart. Yeah, right. 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:25.220 Pretty fucked. And then the roof leaked into 00:15:25.220 --> 00:15:27.580 the ceiling with the big rains that we had a 00:15:27.580 --> 00:15:29.740 couple of years ago or a year ago or whatever 00:15:29.740 --> 00:15:33.720 because all the rubbers on all the tech screws 00:15:33.720 --> 00:15:36.539 on the roof had fucking perished and stuff, which 00:15:36.539 --> 00:15:37.940 is not something that you get up on the roof 00:15:37.940 --> 00:15:41.159 and check out. No. You should get your roof checked 00:15:41.159 --> 00:15:45.559 out every two to three years. Really? Yeah, but 00:15:45.559 --> 00:15:48.299 according to the people that like insurance companies 00:15:48.299 --> 00:15:50.019 and shit. This is where you need to put that 00:15:50.019 --> 00:15:52.220 PDA thing, the more you know. The more you know. 00:15:52.500 --> 00:15:56.200 Yeah. That's another thing. Your hot water system, 00:15:56.320 --> 00:15:59.059 if you've got a hot water system tank. Right. 00:15:59.179 --> 00:16:02.679 Like I had one and it shit itself. Okay. Because 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:06.360 it has a sacrificial fucking anode in the middle, 00:16:06.460 --> 00:16:10.940 big rod of fucking steel. that is super corrosive, 00:16:10.940 --> 00:16:16.559 so it will... There's a storm coming in. Fuck, 00:16:16.679 --> 00:16:20.500 dude, that scared the shit out of me. It has 00:16:20.500 --> 00:16:24.580 this super corrosive fucking anode that it's 00:16:24.580 --> 00:16:27.259 like the part that will fucking rust out and 00:16:27.259 --> 00:16:30.480 flog out in the middle, like a core of your hot 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:32.539 water tank, and you're supposed to get that checked 00:16:32.539 --> 00:16:35.799 out every couple of years and replaced. Shows 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:37.220 how much I've been living in the house. Four 00:16:37.220 --> 00:16:39.019 years, mate, never done it. Yeah, so three years 00:16:39.019 --> 00:16:42.379 ago, my house, my fucking hot water system started 00:16:42.379 --> 00:16:44.659 leaking everywhere and was fucked. It was because 00:16:44.659 --> 00:16:47.399 that had rusted to fuck all, to nothing, and 00:16:47.399 --> 00:16:50.320 then started fucking rusting the tank. So when 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:51.559 he's trying to replace it, he said, yeah, you 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:53.509 know, you meant to get that checked out. I'm 00:16:53.509 --> 00:16:55.070 like, where is that written on the paperwork? 00:16:55.210 --> 00:16:57.129 Exactly. When I buy a fucking house, then I'm 00:16:57.129 --> 00:16:58.750 supposed to look at the fucking rubbers on me, 00:16:58.789 --> 00:17:00.710 tech screws on the roof, and I'm supposed to 00:17:00.710 --> 00:17:03.210 look at the fucking anode in my water tank. What 00:17:03.210 --> 00:17:05.569 fucking anode? Yeah, it's in the middle. I've 00:17:05.569 --> 00:17:08.970 lived in a house for fucking 42 years. Exactly. 00:17:10.390 --> 00:17:11.910 That's a good win. We're supposed to get fucking 00:17:11.910 --> 00:17:17.769 hail and shit too. Yeah, we're underground, people, 00:17:17.869 --> 00:17:19.369 and we can hear that. Yeah, we can hear that. 00:17:19.930 --> 00:17:25.640 We're fucking 10 metres underground. That's fucking 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:28.519 good. That's fucking great. If we lose power, 00:17:28.660 --> 00:17:32.740 guys, we're sorry. Yeah. So, yeah, there's things 00:17:32.740 --> 00:17:34.779 that, you know, if you buy a house, it's worth 00:17:34.779 --> 00:17:39.119 looking into what needs to be done. Yeah, well, 00:17:39.220 --> 00:17:41.420 I have no idea. So now I'm going to check. I'm 00:17:41.420 --> 00:17:44.119 going to write down. Do you have a hot water 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:46.180 tank? Hot water tank, check. Well, check out 00:17:46.180 --> 00:17:47.700 how old it is and I'll probably get somebody 00:17:47.700 --> 00:17:52.009 around to service the cunt. Tank service. Look 00:17:52.009 --> 00:17:55.049 how neat my writing is today. It's insanely neat. 00:17:56.170 --> 00:18:01.130 Must have had a stroke. But now we have an instant 00:18:01.130 --> 00:18:06.589 hot water system. It's good. It's good. But so 00:18:06.589 --> 00:18:10.089 I can just hear that rain through the camera. 00:18:11.390 --> 00:18:14.410 The only issue with it, it must have a sensor. 00:18:14.490 --> 00:18:16.769 So it's not allowed to go over 50 degrees or 00:18:16.769 --> 00:18:18.849 something because that's the Australian standard. 00:18:19.450 --> 00:18:21.849 where my last hot water system was fucking hot. 00:18:22.849 --> 00:18:24.849 You'd only have to put a little bit of hot water 00:18:24.849 --> 00:18:26.869 and a whole lot of coal in your suite, and it 00:18:26.869 --> 00:18:29.369 would last longer. But now it just lasts forever. 00:18:29.509 --> 00:18:32.109 But the problem is if you turn – I like a lot 00:18:32.109 --> 00:18:34.950 of water pressure in my shower. I'm a tall guy, 00:18:35.089 --> 00:18:37.710 so I'm really close to the fucking shower head, 00:18:37.809 --> 00:18:41.569 so it's got to hit me hard to spread. If I turn 00:18:41.569 --> 00:18:44.450 it down low like my missus likes it, it's just 00:18:44.450 --> 00:18:47.329 this piddly little fucking – thing happening 00:18:47.329 --> 00:18:49.569 on my shoulder and it's fucked. I get no coverage 00:18:49.569 --> 00:18:52.589 and I get warm and it's fucked. So I need pressure 00:18:52.589 --> 00:18:56.349 like at my face. Give me some pressure at your 00:18:56.349 --> 00:18:59.769 face. Yeah, you would. So, yeah, especially in 00:18:59.769 --> 00:19:02.650 the winter, like even on a cool night in spring 00:19:02.650 --> 00:19:05.210 or fucking autumn, if I turn the hot water on 00:19:05.210 --> 00:19:08.670 to where it normally goes because I've – We're 00:19:08.670 --> 00:19:11.710 getting a fucking hurricane, dude. Yeah. So I've 00:19:11.710 --> 00:19:15.589 got half -turn taps. Yep. They're great. I know. 00:19:16.240 --> 00:19:18.920 the kind of orientation where I want each one. 00:19:19.220 --> 00:19:22.740 So I go heat on, coal on, and the problem is 00:19:22.740 --> 00:19:27.460 it must have a sensor for gas leaks. So if you 00:19:27.460 --> 00:19:29.259 turn it on and it's supposed to be heating up 00:19:29.259 --> 00:19:32.599 and I think if the system isn't staying warm 00:19:32.599 --> 00:19:35.799 at the out end, it must think, oh, the flame's 00:19:35.799 --> 00:19:39.099 not lit. It must be gas. Right. So it just shuts 00:19:39.099 --> 00:19:44.559 down. So I can start a shower, get in. And then 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:46.500 it just goes dead cold because the system turns 00:19:46.500 --> 00:19:48.539 off. I'm like, fuck, I've got to turn everything 00:19:48.539 --> 00:19:52.339 off, give it a pause, and then start the whole 00:19:52.339 --> 00:19:55.339 thing up again. So I do end up using a bit more 00:19:55.339 --> 00:19:59.259 water in the winter because I turn it on, let 00:19:59.259 --> 00:20:01.480 it run for a bit, wait until the pipes are hot, 00:20:01.599 --> 00:20:03.819 start introducing cold, takes a minute. So it 00:20:03.819 --> 00:20:06.440 can take me a couple of minutes to get my shower 00:20:06.440 --> 00:20:11.140 in the winter. But the rest of the year, sensational. 00:20:12.460 --> 00:20:15.339 Longer showers. But I only shower at home once 00:20:15.339 --> 00:20:19.559 or twice a week, so it's fine. Really? I shower 00:20:19.559 --> 00:20:22.539 at work the rest of the time. Yeah, right. Using 00:20:22.539 --> 00:20:27.000 the air fucking water. I can feel that breeze. 00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:30.339 Same. It's coming in. Yeah. Do you want to watch 00:20:30.339 --> 00:20:38.880 a horror movie? Oh, God. So, award -winning Skinwalker. 00:20:39.759 --> 00:20:47.779 Award -winning? This is a little bit longer than 00:20:47.779 --> 00:20:49.059 the shorts that we normally watch. It's about 00:20:49.059 --> 00:20:50.920 12 minutes. I did see that was 12 minutes. God, 00:20:50.920 --> 00:21:08.220 that's beautiful. Jeremiah. The silliest people 00:21:08.220 --> 00:21:12.400 tend to make the wildest shit. Why is his name 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:26.380 Ben Gorn? I don't know. These sounds are horrific, 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:39.920 dude. I fucking hate you. Good weather for it. 00:21:43.000 --> 00:21:49.259 You just need to watch this with headphones on, 00:21:49.279 --> 00:23:03.059 guys. Dude you just dropped a hundred and fifty 00:23:03.059 --> 00:23:21.700 dollar hat Oh my god, Mary! Oh my god. What the 00:23:21.700 --> 00:23:48.880 fuck happened? I'm just gonna piss on him. Speaking 00:23:48.880 --> 00:25:15.920 parcel tongue up in this bitch. I'm really sorry, 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:20.180 brother. It's the only way I could find out for 00:25:20.180 --> 00:25:25.380 sure. I knew you'd try to stop me. I knew it 00:25:25.380 --> 00:25:30.000 was going to get messy. Now you and your girl 00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:34.200 are going to wait right here until we figure 00:25:34.200 --> 00:25:39.700 out what the fuck is happening. What awards did 00:25:39.700 --> 00:26:00.680 this win? I don't know. Razzie? I'm not. Yeah. 00:26:14.119 --> 00:26:16.460 What the hell are you talking about? I've seen 00:26:16.460 --> 00:26:22.119 animal killings before. Bears, cougars, all of 00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:23.599 it. Are you hiding your face with it, buddy? 00:26:24.579 --> 00:26:35.059 But this... This is something different. Ben 00:26:35.059 --> 00:27:04.759 Ghosn should have stayed gone. Yeah. I know you 00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:14.559 didn't brother Brother brother brother brother. 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:26.259 Yeah, brother I'm almost sure We're hunting an 00:27:26.259 --> 00:27:31.039 animal. An animal, Arthur! Don't look at her, 00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:45.220 look at me. You don't hunt these things. What 00:27:45.220 --> 00:27:51.980 things? What things? You gotta let them hunt 00:27:51.980 --> 00:27:59.299 you. I had my suspicions about her, so I allowed 00:27:59.299 --> 00:28:03.920 her to tag along. She wanted to help you, idiot! 00:28:04.519 --> 00:28:08.079 We're the fucking idiots. She wanted to be with 00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:19.579 me. I see how she's got you, Jason. She's been 00:28:19.579 --> 00:28:22.140 hunting us. First part is, this would have cost 00:28:22.140 --> 00:28:26.490 money to match. Yes. But trust me, I know her. 00:28:27.490 --> 00:28:31.109 This isn't you. You wouldn't do this. Please. 00:28:31.650 --> 00:28:34.210 I've known you my whole life, Arthur. You're 00:28:34.210 --> 00:28:40.490 a good man. Please. We're going to marry here 00:28:40.490 --> 00:28:45.630 one day. I'm going to make this fast for you. 00:28:45.730 --> 00:28:51.910 Arthur! Don't you watch the Solemn movies? Yeah. 00:28:52.460 --> 00:29:13.259 And this is worse. Get off me! Quickly, quickly, 00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:19.099 you're on fire. Come here. Don't cut it again. 00:29:22.089 --> 00:29:25.349 Where's the silence track? It just cuts in and 00:29:25.349 --> 00:29:42.269 out. Where is she? Sand engineering is terrible. 00:29:44.029 --> 00:29:49.289 Was that a wooden plank he just picked up then? 00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:04.759 I told you. You fucking killed her? She was a 00:30:04.759 --> 00:30:19.319 damn skinwalker. Jesus Christ. Mary? Yeah, sounded 00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:55.079 just like her. I just look up gun sounds online. 00:30:55.400 --> 00:31:27.059 Yeah. Jason. He's constantly in the fetal position 00:31:27.059 --> 00:32:18.269 this whole time. Who the fuck recommends all 00:32:18.269 --> 00:32:20.930 this shit to you? Stop being friends with them. 00:32:22.529 --> 00:32:26.250 Nobody recommended it to me. I don't know where 00:32:26.250 --> 00:32:34.109 I saw it, but oh, my God. I'd just like to take 00:32:34.109 --> 00:32:36.549 this moment to formally apologise. Follow your 00:32:36.549 --> 00:32:40.529 sword. I'm going to pick a show. Have you seen 00:32:40.529 --> 00:32:45.049 – did you see the Power Rangers show? Yeah. Did 00:32:45.049 --> 00:32:48.140 you? The R -rated one? Yeah, it's good. Yeah? 00:32:48.299 --> 00:32:50.579 Mm -hmm. Did you ever watch Mortal Kombat Legacy? 00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:56.140 Mm -hmm. The Machinima series that was on the 00:32:56.140 --> 00:33:02.740 internet? Yeah. Fucking hell, Jeremy. Tell the 00:33:02.740 --> 00:33:08.420 people what you did. What did I do? I didn't 00:33:08.420 --> 00:33:11.119 make the shit. No. You brought it to our eyes. 00:33:11.299 --> 00:33:14.849 Yeah. Well, you fucking. Checking shit out a 00:33:14.849 --> 00:33:22.369 bit more. Award winning. What did it win? Participation 00:33:22.369 --> 00:33:25.869 award. Fucking, hang on. Good job, little buddy. 00:33:27.809 --> 00:33:33.630 Oh, no. Fucking hell. Skinwalker short. Make 00:33:33.630 --> 00:33:43.829 a wish for that. Short film award. It has an 00:33:43.829 --> 00:33:55.569 award. It's an honourable mention. The One Real 00:33:55.569 --> 00:34:00.730 Short Film Competition in 2023, he got an honourable 00:34:00.730 --> 00:34:07.869 mention. Oh, no. Well done, Ben. Fucking dick. 00:34:09.409 --> 00:34:14.190 Look, I'm sure he had a great idea. No, he didn't. 00:34:14.630 --> 00:34:20.889 It was, yeah. Anyway, on that note. Anywho. I'm 00:34:20.889 --> 00:34:26.190 sorry. Thanks for joining us, guys. Like, comment, 00:34:26.230 --> 00:34:28.190 subscribe, do all that funny stuff, and we will 00:34:28.190 --> 00:34:31.670 see you next week. Love, peace, and chicken grease. 00:34:32.650 --> 00:34:33.090 Bye.