WEBVTT 00:00:00.720 --> 00:00:02.940 From the dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint. 00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:05.660 And I'm Stretch. And this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:17.339 --> 00:00:19.600 This installment of Prevailing Strange is what 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:21.879 we like to call Rant and Sundry, where Clint 00:00:21.879 --> 00:00:23.739 and I get to touch on some of the subjects that 00:00:23.739 --> 00:00:26.219 we've talked about this week. And we also go 00:00:26.219 --> 00:00:28.760 wherever the tangents take us. So yeah, if you 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:30.480 like what we're doing here, guys. We sure as 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:33.880 shit like making it, so interact. Comment, subscribe, 00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:35.399 do all that sort of stuff. Tell us what you're 00:00:35.399 --> 00:00:37.399 watching, listening to, or playing. Have you 00:00:37.399 --> 00:00:40.039 got any tangents? Any notes previously written 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:43.299 down that you want to go over? I have something 00:00:43.299 --> 00:00:47.299 that I would like to call the Kobe Chronicles. 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:51.679 Yes, of course. My nephew, Kobe, writes me jokes, 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:54.020 so I'm going to read one of his jokes out every 00:00:54.020 --> 00:00:58.439 week. So this is this week's joke. I'm ready. 00:00:58.909 --> 00:01:00.969 My wife said that she would divorce me due to 00:01:00.969 --> 00:01:04.129 my Star Wars obsession. May divorce be with her. 00:01:08.010 --> 00:01:14.450 Let's go. Oh, yeah. That's Gabby's Chronicles 00:01:14.450 --> 00:01:16.650 for this week. Thank you, Gabby. Such a good 00:01:16.650 --> 00:01:19.069 dude. What about you, sir? No, I didn't write 00:01:19.069 --> 00:01:21.510 anything down from the previous part of the show 00:01:21.510 --> 00:01:24.670 to talk about. No? I'm usually waiting for you 00:01:24.670 --> 00:01:30.120 to just carry us. What was I going to talk about? 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.780 What are you and Lando up to in your Marvelverse? 00:01:33.459 --> 00:01:37.180 He's hanging out to watch Ragnarok. Oh, yes. 00:01:37.659 --> 00:01:39.920 No, no. Sorry, Love and Thunder. We're past that. 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:43.239 Oh, no. I thought I said the right thing. That 00:01:43.239 --> 00:01:44.900 was a rollercoaster. And then you were like, 00:01:44.959 --> 00:01:49.159 yes. I'm like, no, that's the wrong one. Straight 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:54.480 off. That right there just goes to show that 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:59.349 one person can fuck something so bad. Taika Waititi 00:01:59.349 --> 00:02:04.170 made the best Marvel movie and the worst. They 00:02:04.170 --> 00:02:06.670 don't still have it. Oh, yeah, of course. It's 00:02:06.670 --> 00:02:09.789 enough for him. Yeah. Like, you know, we're probably 00:02:09.789 --> 00:02:12.610 being too critical of some things, but. Everything. 00:02:13.330 --> 00:02:17.349 I'm critical of that whole film. Yeah. Except 00:02:17.349 --> 00:02:20.449 the shape that Chris Hemsworth was in. Holy shit. 00:02:21.189 --> 00:02:27.210 That was godly. Like, I think. I think. that 00:02:27.210 --> 00:02:30.750 Zeus was a bit on the nose. Yeah, I agree. And 00:02:30.750 --> 00:02:34.490 the whole love will prevail type trope thing. 00:02:34.750 --> 00:02:38.830 Yeah. Didn't have to be so ham -fisted. I think 00:02:38.830 --> 00:02:43.270 they forced so much of that. I think the bright 00:02:43.270 --> 00:02:47.330 -coloured, hammed -up costume changes, like the 00:02:47.330 --> 00:02:50.129 blues and the bright golds, was a poor decision. 00:02:50.409 --> 00:02:59.319 Yeah. like with the gods and shit, I understand. 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:02.439 Everything's going to be clean because it's heaven, 00:03:02.659 --> 00:03:06.000 Valhalla, whatever you want to call it. So, yeah, 00:03:06.039 --> 00:03:08.539 I can understand that. But on Earth, why does 00:03:08.539 --> 00:03:10.419 it have to be like that? Why change it up so 00:03:10.419 --> 00:03:16.300 much from Ragnarok and change it into this completely 00:03:16.300 --> 00:03:19.659 different tone? Well, I think there was rumours 00:03:19.659 --> 00:03:23.539 that there was a lot of reshoots because Bael's 00:03:23.539 --> 00:03:27.789 Gorr the God Butcher was too much. for what Disney 00:03:27.789 --> 00:03:31.810 wanted. So there was a lot of reshoots and stuff 00:03:31.810 --> 00:03:35.210 to kind of make it funnier. That's another missed 00:03:35.210 --> 00:03:37.889 opportunity there. Gore the God Butcher, he's 00:03:37.889 --> 00:03:41.229 an incredible character and he was nerfed and 00:03:41.229 --> 00:03:44.189 just shot the balls. Yeah, I think he was worried 00:03:44.189 --> 00:03:48.349 that he was going to scare the kids. Yeah. Okay. 00:03:49.530 --> 00:03:55.500 Parents cannot take their kids. Yeah. I waited 00:03:55.500 --> 00:03:57.759 until mine was 7, 8 before we started watching 00:03:57.759 --> 00:04:01.800 them. Exactly. They're still going to get, you 00:04:01.800 --> 00:04:03.360 know, they're still going to watch it either 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:05.620 by stream or because someone's purchased it. 00:04:06.139 --> 00:04:09.400 Well, you have to purchase it these days. You 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:12.240 can't go and rent them. You don't have to purchase 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:16.160 them. Shh. We're on the internet. Not that I 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:18.860 do or condone such behaviours. Mickey Mouse will 00:04:18.860 --> 00:04:24.970 come for us. No, he won't. Unless. No, I'm not 00:04:24.970 --> 00:04:30.310 going to go deep. Dude, have you ever looked 00:04:30.310 --> 00:04:34.790 into things like the Anunnaki? I've heard plenty 00:04:34.790 --> 00:04:40.970 of stuff, yes. That's a rabbit hole. It is. I've 00:04:40.970 --> 00:04:44.610 heard a lot of it. I don't pay much kind of heed. 00:04:45.550 --> 00:04:48.050 I've spoke about it for years. My Uncle Neil 00:04:48.050 --> 00:04:50.930 got me onto a man and immediately I was hooked. 00:04:51.660 --> 00:04:54.040 So I've always listened to this stuff. There's 00:04:54.040 --> 00:04:58.680 a Zachariah Sitchin's book that came out, like 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:02.560 the Lost Book of Enki, come out years ago. But 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:04.100 there was a bloke who went through and narrated 00:05:04.100 --> 00:05:06.660 it on YouTube and I've watched it multiple times. 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:08.980 His name's Josh Reeves. I've watched it multiple 00:05:08.980 --> 00:05:12.720 times. And it's just like an audio book. He's 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:15.199 like reading it, leading through this Lost Book 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:17.560 of Enki. And it's like based on these tablets 00:05:17.560 --> 00:05:22.509 that were found thousands of years ago. And it's, 00:05:22.509 --> 00:05:26.029 you know, there's people that have gone through 00:05:26.029 --> 00:05:29.930 and said that the Zechariah Sitchin's translations 00:05:29.930 --> 00:05:32.750 were well off and like, yeah, fair enough. There 00:05:32.750 --> 00:05:35.310 are some that correlate with that. But there's 00:05:35.310 --> 00:05:38.069 a whole heap of stuff apparently in these stones 00:05:38.069 --> 00:05:42.569 that correlate directly to all these other religions 00:05:42.569 --> 00:05:46.649 that stemmed after it. Dude, it's just so fucking 00:05:46.649 --> 00:05:50.579 fascinating, man. Like just. And then you watch, 00:05:50.740 --> 00:05:56.100 what one was it, Prometheus. The creators come 00:05:56.100 --> 00:05:59.620 down, very, very Anunnaki -esque. And it's like, 00:05:59.779 --> 00:06:03.620 yeah, that's sick. Let's go with that. But another 00:06:03.620 --> 00:06:07.600 movie that sort of mirrors that is a movie that 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:12.480 I watched many, many moons ago called Jupiter 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:19.310 Ascending. It has to be the worst movie I've 00:06:19.310 --> 00:06:24.170 ever seen. Can't. No chance. I could name three 00:06:24.170 --> 00:06:26.250 right now that would be worse than that. It's 00:06:26.250 --> 00:06:29.149 worse than Aquaman. I'm going to let you get 00:06:29.149 --> 00:06:34.189 to me, Jeremy. Oh, man. Like, I am a big fan 00:06:34.189 --> 00:06:38.550 of the Wachowskis. Big fan. That movie sucked 00:06:38.550 --> 00:06:42.449 balls. Are you saying that that's worse than 00:06:42.449 --> 00:06:44.769 Battlefield Earth? That wasn't the Wachowskis. 00:06:44.990 --> 00:06:47.379 No. You're saying it was the worst movie you've 00:06:47.379 --> 00:06:49.519 ever seen. I'd rather watch Battlefield. No, 00:06:49.639 --> 00:06:51.079 I don't think I've ever seen it. Come on. Finish 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:54.439 that. Finish that sentence. No. Come on. John 00:06:54.439 --> 00:06:57.899 Travolta's masterpiece. My brain caught up. I 00:06:57.899 --> 00:06:59.660 thought you said Battleship. I was thinking of 00:06:59.660 --> 00:07:02.720 Rihanna and that. I like that movie. I was watching 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:06.120 it. Yeah, Battlefield ever. I've never seen it. 00:07:07.300 --> 00:07:11.160 Please watch it. I want you to waste two hours 00:07:11.160 --> 00:07:14.519 of your time. Please, it's got Forrest – I nearly 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:17.399 called him Michael Whitaker then. You just did. 00:07:17.740 --> 00:07:19.839 No, you can cut that bit out. I'm not going to. 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:23.500 Damn it! That's too good. You can't not do – 00:07:23.500 --> 00:07:26.500 you can't say that. That's picking – no, we'll 00:07:26.500 --> 00:07:29.279 get cancelled for that. We ought to be something 00:07:29.279 --> 00:07:32.860 before we get cancelled. They'll retrograde like 00:07:32.860 --> 00:07:34.720 they did with James Gunn and his Nazi outfit. 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:37.180 Yeah, and then I'll have to get people like Dave 00:07:37.180 --> 00:07:38.800 Bautista to stand up for me and say I'm a fucking 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:45.259 swell guy and come back to the cast. Get ready 00:07:45.259 --> 00:07:48.660 for some sundry. But, yeah, dude, it's terrible. 00:07:49.819 --> 00:07:52.800 I want you to watch it. One day when we have 00:07:52.800 --> 00:07:56.139 a Patreon, I'll, you know, if you just want to 00:07:56.139 --> 00:07:59.259 pay for me to stay home from work and watch shit 00:07:59.259 --> 00:08:07.939 movies, I'm a slut for that. Pay me, bitch. Another, 00:08:08.500 --> 00:08:13.290 so, yeah, that. Where were we going? Yes, I liked 00:08:13.290 --> 00:08:22.129 Jupiter Ascending. No. Yes. I saw it once and 00:08:22.129 --> 00:08:24.910 it was horrible, man. See, that's the thing. 00:08:24.949 --> 00:08:27.170 You've got to give things a re -watch. I don't 00:08:27.170 --> 00:08:29.689 re -watch it. It's either good or it's bad. No, 00:08:29.930 --> 00:08:32.470 because you see it with when you're going through 00:08:32.470 --> 00:08:33.789 and you're watching it and you're like you're 00:08:33.789 --> 00:08:36.009 watching it and then you watch it the second 00:08:36.009 --> 00:08:38.830 time and you're actually watching it and thinking 00:08:38.830 --> 00:08:43.779 about it. But then I have to see it again. Then 00:08:43.779 --> 00:08:47.919 I have to see Channing Tatum with the bleached 00:08:47.919 --> 00:08:51.840 eyebrows and fucking pointy ears and fucking. 00:08:52.220 --> 00:09:02.740 He was a werewolf. You fucking. I don't know. 00:09:02.919 --> 00:09:08.620 It's like trying to be too edgy. And went over 00:09:08.620 --> 00:09:13.259 and became campy. Right. Have you ever seen Shark 00:09:13.259 --> 00:09:17.940 Side of the Moon? No. I haven't seen any of the 00:09:17.940 --> 00:09:20.220 Sharknado movies. It's not a Sharknado movie. 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:24.639 Oh, my God. It's not even a spin -off? No. Sharks 00:09:24.639 --> 00:09:26.779 have taken over the dark side of the moon and 00:09:26.779 --> 00:09:33.299 they've got a secret facility there. And they 00:09:33.299 --> 00:09:39.039 walk on their fins like this and they talk. I 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:42.899 don't have enough time for objectively bad movies 00:09:42.899 --> 00:09:44.580 that I don't like that I think are going to be 00:09:44.580 --> 00:09:48.159 good movies, let alone to watch outwardly shit 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:53.259 movies. It's an asylum movie. I got that. Right. 00:09:55.419 --> 00:09:57.940 We've got to watch this one. Okay. It's an asylum 00:09:57.940 --> 00:10:00.799 movie. It's called Velocipasta. Oh, yeah. I've 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:02.519 heard of this. I've seen scenes of it and it's 00:10:02.519 --> 00:10:06.019 shit. Have you seen the fire explosion scene? 00:10:06.539 --> 00:10:09.139 No, I think I've seen the scene where he's fighting 00:10:09.139 --> 00:10:12.600 while in the backyard and they're like the worst 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:16.419 raptors I've ever seen. So he's walking out of 00:10:16.419 --> 00:10:18.340 his house and he's saying hooray to his parents. 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:22.779 The Velocity Pastor this is. Pastor? Pastor? 00:10:22.980 --> 00:10:25.399 I don't know. I don't know how they say it. Anyway, 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:28.399 the Velocity Kitty Fiddler was like sitting there 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:31.940 watching his parents sort of say goodbye. The 00:10:31.940 --> 00:10:35.620 car blew up and then he's like. And it had this 00:10:35.620 --> 00:10:37.679 massive shock look on his face, but then it cut 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:39.320 back to the car that's meant to be exploding, 00:10:39.419 --> 00:10:42.559 and it just says, insert exploding car VFX. It 00:10:42.559 --> 00:10:52.419 didn't even have special effects. I've got to 00:10:52.419 --> 00:10:54.500 bring it up. I've got to show you it. Hang on. 00:10:55.360 --> 00:11:04.159 Oh, shit. It only goes for 35 seconds. Mom and 00:11:04.159 --> 00:11:27.500 Dad! The effects car on fire. Dude, asylum. Asylum 00:11:27.500 --> 00:11:30.100 to the wind. If you ever want to feel good about 00:11:30.100 --> 00:11:34.669 life and just smile and be happy. Asylum movies, 00:11:34.789 --> 00:11:37.610 dude. I don't think I will. They're made on a 00:11:37.610 --> 00:11:41.309 shoestring budget. They're so good. What was 00:11:41.309 --> 00:11:52.389 it? Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Right? Enemies 00:11:52.389 --> 00:11:55.409 since the Ice Age and then the United States 00:11:55.409 --> 00:11:58.070 Navy detonates it and breaks an ice pack that 00:11:58.070 --> 00:11:59.850 held them both in there whilst they were dueling. 00:12:00.169 --> 00:12:06.059 They break out and chaos ensues. Anyway, every 00:12:06.059 --> 00:12:08.539 shot there's only, I think there's three shots 00:12:08.539 --> 00:12:13.220 of the mega shark and the giant octopus, but 00:12:13.220 --> 00:12:16.039 they're just flipped and the colour tones turn 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:19.559 down and that's all they do is they just flip 00:12:19.559 --> 00:12:22.399 it and all that sort of shit. It's like winning. 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:30.220 They're not, they're trash, but they're guilty 00:12:30.220 --> 00:12:38.059 pleasures. It's like your midget porn. It's just 00:12:38.059 --> 00:12:44.039 so tall, that's what makes it funny. Oh, no. 00:12:46.179 --> 00:12:49.220 I've got a couple of questions for you. Oh, yes. 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:53.539 I love questions. You've got to keep one and 00:12:53.539 --> 00:12:57.159 you've got to kill one. Robert Downey Jr. as 00:12:57.159 --> 00:13:01.210 Iron Man or Hugh Jackman as Wolverine? You're 00:13:01.210 --> 00:13:03.870 a fucking piece of shit, you are. You've got 00:13:03.870 --> 00:13:06.850 to keep one. You've got to kick one. That's not 00:13:06.850 --> 00:13:10.990 fair, Jeremy. Yeah, it's not the best. Who give 00:13:10.990 --> 00:13:15.129 you that question? That's disgusting. You should 00:13:15.129 --> 00:13:24.110 hang your head in shame. Hugh Jackman. Whoa. 00:13:25.629 --> 00:13:30.279 All right. Heath Ledger is the Joker. Or James 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:34.200 Earl Jones as the voice for Darth Vader. Wow, 00:13:34.299 --> 00:13:37.179 you are a devious son of a beast, Incineroar. 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:42.919 I can't claim any of these. No, you're a traitor 00:13:42.919 --> 00:13:45.779 and a spy. Take her away. Oh, no, I can't have 00:13:45.779 --> 00:13:50.059 his original voice. Darth Vader's iconic. Heath 00:13:50.059 --> 00:13:56.190 Ledger's Joker. Oh, yeah. See, I can probably 00:13:56.190 --> 00:13:57.549 see where you're going to go with this one. So 00:13:57.549 --> 00:14:00.250 Ian McKellar as Gandalf or Bryan Cranston as 00:14:00.250 --> 00:14:03.429 Walter White. Bryan Cranston. Bryan Cranston 00:14:03.429 --> 00:14:06.070 as anybody. I knew that one was going to fucking. 00:14:06.730 --> 00:14:10.070 Anybody could have yelled, you shall not pass. 00:14:12.049 --> 00:14:15.629 And finger hobbits. Because that's what he was 00:14:15.629 --> 00:14:20.289 doing in them chariots. Another one is Robin 00:14:20.289 --> 00:14:23.309 Williams as the genie or Tom Hanks as Woody. 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.759 We've seen them try to replace Robin Williams 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:29.960 as the genie before and it failed miserably. 00:14:30.779 --> 00:14:36.419 Sorry, Tom Hanks, get another job. And the last 00:14:36.419 --> 00:14:40.039 one is Lawrence Fishburne as Morpheus. Oh, come 00:14:40.039 --> 00:14:44.759 on, dude. Or Keanu Reeves as Neo. Keanu Reeves 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:51.360 as Neo. I'd kill him. Okay, you'd keep Morpheus. 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:55.670 I'd keep Morpheus. All right, there you go. Yeah. 00:14:55.670 --> 00:14:59.870 Easy. It's the whole, it's, you think that's 00:14:59.870 --> 00:15:02.070 air you're breathing now? Mm -hmm. And he's, 00:15:02.210 --> 00:15:08.909 again, like it's, yeah, it's, dude, look. Anybody 00:15:08.909 --> 00:15:12.289 could have been, you know. It could have been 00:15:12.289 --> 00:15:15.610 anybody. Could have been. Could anybody have 00:15:15.610 --> 00:15:19.350 been John Wick? No. I love Keanu Reeves in that 00:15:19.350 --> 00:15:22.029 role, but anyone else could be John Wick. Mm 00:15:22.029 --> 00:15:26.360 -hmm. Not a Keanu Reeves iconic character. Yeah. 00:15:27.740 --> 00:15:30.240 Someone's tried to play Morpheus before and failed. 00:15:32.700 --> 00:15:35.679 But, yeah, Lawrence Fishburne's a just kick -ass 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:43.320 dude. Yeah, I love his voice. Him and, oh, what 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:51.600 was his name? He voiced the Shredder. Oh, he 00:15:51.600 --> 00:15:56.539 was the. Uncle Phil in Fresh Prince. Fresh Prince, 00:15:56.659 --> 00:15:59.019 yeah. I forget his name. No, I don't know either. 00:15:59.220 --> 00:16:03.879 He had an amazing voice as well. Oh, God dang. 00:16:04.340 --> 00:16:10.860 Just good tones. Good shivers. I love your questions. 00:16:11.100 --> 00:16:13.600 They were good. Like I said, I can't take credit. 00:16:13.740 --> 00:16:15.720 I've just seen that on a post, wrote them down, 00:16:15.779 --> 00:16:21.580 because I thought that would fuck you up. I want 00:16:21.580 --> 00:16:24.120 to know your answers. You want to know my answers? 00:16:24.240 --> 00:16:27.659 Yeah. You want to ask me? Yeah. You go ahead 00:16:27.659 --> 00:16:31.860 and ask. Okay. Okay. Keep one, kill one. Robert 00:16:31.860 --> 00:16:34.100 Downey Jr. is Iron Man or Hugh Jackman is Wolverine? 00:16:34.340 --> 00:16:37.360 Robert Downey Jr. is Iron Man. Keep. Keep him? 00:16:37.419 --> 00:16:40.940 Sweet. Heath Ledger is the Joker or James Earl 00:16:40.940 --> 00:16:43.059 Jones is Darth? It'd have to be Heath Ledger. 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:46.379 Yeah. You're just going to kill one? The one 00:16:46.379 --> 00:16:48.960 you're killing? I'm going the one I'm keeping. 00:16:49.519 --> 00:16:51.700 You're going to keep Heath Ledger? Yeah, 100%. 00:16:51.700 --> 00:16:55.399 You reckon someone could have been Darth? I don't 00:16:55.399 --> 00:16:57.980 know, but I would prefer Heath Ledger's performance 00:16:57.980 --> 00:17:01.059 over the entire. It was transcendent, wasn't 00:17:01.059 --> 00:17:05.380 it? Such a good felon turn. Ian McKellar as Gandalf 00:17:05.380 --> 00:17:07.900 or Bryan Cranston as Walter White? Kid Gandalf. 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:13.240 Okay. Rob Williams as Jenny or Tom Hanks as Woody? 00:17:13.619 --> 00:17:18.009 Tom Hanks. I might be. Yeah, right. Sorry, fan, 00:17:18.150 --> 00:17:20.549 the name Aladdin. Fair enough. Don't get me wrong. 00:17:20.670 --> 00:17:23.210 I love Robin Williams. Yeah. But he does Robin 00:17:23.210 --> 00:17:24.869 Williams in fucking everything he does. That's 00:17:24.869 --> 00:17:27.869 Robin Williams in Robin Williams. Yeah. Lawrence 00:17:27.869 --> 00:17:29.549 Fishburne as Morpheus or Keanu Reeves as now? 00:17:29.750 --> 00:17:32.269 It'd have to be Keanu. You'd keep Keanu. Yeah, 00:17:32.269 --> 00:17:36.250 I would. Wow. Who could you see as Morpheus? 00:17:36.930 --> 00:17:40.130 The only other person I'd see is James. Oh, no. 00:17:41.509 --> 00:17:43.369 I just thought of someone that could have been 00:17:43.369 --> 00:17:47.940 an awesome Morpheus. Who? Guy who played Candyman. 00:17:48.599 --> 00:17:53.500 I don't know his name. Oh, shit. Yeah, I think 00:17:53.500 --> 00:17:56.400 they could have cast that as somebody else. Yeah, 00:17:56.400 --> 00:18:00.480 fair. Yeah. Well, you've just made me doubt my 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:02.759 own answers now. Peace, shit. For Walter White 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:06.019 as a recast, it would probably be the guy that 00:18:06.019 --> 00:18:11.720 plays Better Call Saul. No, you know who I could 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:16.170 have seen? The boy who plays Victor Fring? The. 00:18:17.150 --> 00:18:20.990 The fixer guy. Not the. The polo chicken. Yeah. 00:18:21.710 --> 00:18:24.210 Oh, God damn. He played Sidewinder. We talked 00:18:24.210 --> 00:18:26.930 about him last week. I forget his name. But yeah, 00:18:27.089 --> 00:18:28.490 he would have been a good Walter White as well. 00:18:28.809 --> 00:18:32.869 Yeah, definitely. Yeah. What did I pick? No, 00:18:32.950 --> 00:18:34.609 of course, because it was against Gown. That's 00:18:34.609 --> 00:18:36.609 the only reason. Just out of spite. Just out 00:18:36.609 --> 00:18:39.029 of spite. Yeah. Just out of spite, like you watched 00:18:39.029 --> 00:18:42.769 the bear. Yeah, I did. But I'm never going to. 00:18:43.349 --> 00:18:46.450 Look, there was only. There was one reason why 00:18:46.450 --> 00:18:51.170 I ever watched Lord of the Rings again after 00:18:51.170 --> 00:18:53.730 the first time because after the first time I'm 00:18:53.730 --> 00:18:57.609 never watching these ever again. And then my 00:18:57.609 --> 00:18:59.410 fucking mate Brian used to always make me watch 00:18:59.410 --> 00:19:01.809 them because they're like an amazing cinema. 00:19:02.089 --> 00:19:05.529 They're not their shit. It's funny. I even prefer 00:19:05.529 --> 00:19:07.769 the first movie where most people prefer Return 00:19:07.769 --> 00:19:10.609 of the King. I prefer Fellowship. Something about 00:19:10.609 --> 00:19:13.869 it. Return of the King is the best one. Not my 00:19:13.869 --> 00:19:21.519 opinion. It is. Yeah, well, I mean, Fellowship 00:19:21.519 --> 00:19:23.980 of the Ring feels like the beginning of a D &D 00:19:23.980 --> 00:19:27.099 campaign. Fellowship of the Ring is just, it's 00:19:27.099 --> 00:19:30.400 like getting you prepped for your fucking fortnightly 00:19:30.400 --> 00:19:32.859 cardio because all you're going to do is fucking 00:19:32.859 --> 00:19:38.019 see people walking for seven hours. And there's 00:19:38.019 --> 00:19:40.359 action that happens in different places. They're 00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:42.799 getting chased by those fucking, the Witch Kings, 00:19:42.920 --> 00:19:47.200 the Wraiths. In Holo Top and fucking in the Shire 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:53.279 and across the Brandywine and then in Brie. The 00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:56.720 only Brie I like is cheese. You finished? It 00:19:56.720 --> 00:19:58.839 just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. 00:19:59.680 --> 00:20:01.640 You're a fucking joke. I'll make you feel warm 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:08.980 and fuzzy inside in a minute. Have you got any 00:20:08.980 --> 00:20:13.029 shorts for us this week? I do have one short 00:20:13.029 --> 00:20:15.910 that came up called Close Your Eyes. I don't 00:20:15.910 --> 00:20:18.410 think I like that. It's a horror, isn't it? No. 00:20:18.809 --> 00:20:21.869 Why is there – there's never any comedic short 00:20:21.869 --> 00:20:24.069 movies, is there? I don't know. I've never seen 00:20:24.069 --> 00:20:26.849 any. This one's more of a sci -fi. I've seen 00:20:26.849 --> 00:20:28.730 a short today that was absolutely hilarious. 00:20:29.210 --> 00:20:32.289 It was this kid, he was like probably seven or 00:20:32.289 --> 00:20:34.609 eight, walking over and his parents were trying 00:20:34.609 --> 00:20:39.430 to move this couch up a – he's like, Pevet! Pevet! 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:42.140 I'm like, pair that. I put it on my story. I'm 00:20:42.140 --> 00:20:46.420 like, yes, yes, yes. Because it was funny and 00:20:46.420 --> 00:20:49.819 Friends is the funniest and best sitcom of all 00:20:49.819 --> 00:20:57.380 time. Fight me. I don't know. No, no, no. It 00:20:57.380 --> 00:21:00.059 looks like you've got something to say. I want 00:21:00.059 --> 00:21:01.799 to see it. I want to hear it. I enjoy Friends. 00:21:01.980 --> 00:21:04.240 I do not think it's the best. What would you 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:06.319 think if you say fucking Seinfeld? I'm going 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:11.380 to just probably. Not do anything about it. No, 00:21:11.380 --> 00:21:15.460 I wouldn't. What would your class better? I probably 00:21:15.460 --> 00:21:19.160 watched How I Met Your Mother more. That's just 00:21:19.160 --> 00:21:24.420 a copy of Friends, mate. Yeah, a better copy. 00:21:26.460 --> 00:21:33.640 I mean, Shabatsky's way better than Jennifer 00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:42.089 Aniston's Rachel. I agree. But Ted is more insufferable 00:21:42.089 --> 00:21:47.990 than fucking David Schwimmer. Good point. Marshall. 00:21:48.589 --> 00:21:53.569 I love Marshall. Man, I mean, Ted is pretty insufferable, 00:21:53.609 --> 00:22:01.190 but fuck. David Schwimmer is, Ross is pretty 00:22:01.190 --> 00:22:06.109 fucking insufferable. Fucking Chandler Bing. 00:22:06.109 --> 00:22:08.990 Marshall's way better than Joey. Marshall is. 00:22:10.750 --> 00:22:14.269 Joey's what? Joey isn't. Marshall's Chandler 00:22:14.269 --> 00:22:17.150 Bing, bro. Of course. Joey's fucking. Joey's 00:22:17.150 --> 00:22:23.910 the sexual predator. Barney Stinson. Barney Stinson. 00:22:24.109 --> 00:22:28.109 That guy's awesome. Awesome. No, that is funny 00:22:28.109 --> 00:22:31.240 though. Yeah. I'd probably have to. I prefer 00:22:31.240 --> 00:22:33.779 that. I have a friend. I like friends, but I've 00:22:33.779 --> 00:22:35.059 never sat down and watched the entire thing. 00:22:35.059 --> 00:22:36.980 Have you sat down and watched Scrubs? I've watched 00:22:36.980 --> 00:22:39.299 some Scrubs. Scrubs is another winner for me. 00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:45.680 Would you class Ted Lasso as a sitcom? Probably. 00:22:45.859 --> 00:22:50.279 Okay, Ted Lasso. I love Friends, man. That was 00:22:50.279 --> 00:22:52.940 my go -to, and that got me through some shit. 00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:55.859 But, dude, Ted Lasso, if I had Ted Lasso back 00:22:55.859 --> 00:22:57.859 then, that would be the thing that got me through 00:22:57.859 --> 00:23:01.859 the shit. Fucking Ted Lasso, man. Everybody should 00:23:01.859 --> 00:23:05.099 be watching Ted Lasso. Actually, I talked to 00:23:05.099 --> 00:23:07.980 the guys from Rage Whale. I love converting people 00:23:07.980 --> 00:23:11.099 to Ted Lasso. So I messaged James on Instagram. 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:12.880 I commented on one of his photos. It was at a 00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:16.339 West Ham game. And I'm like, just fuck Nathan 00:23:16.339 --> 00:23:19.519 and Rupert Manion. And it was just like he didn't 00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:21.500 know what the fuck I was talking about. He was 00:23:21.500 --> 00:23:23.819 like, mate, you've got to watch Ted Lasso. He 00:23:23.819 --> 00:23:26.319 messaged me the other day. He says, wait, I've 00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:27.900 got Apple TV, so I'm going to get on Ted Lasso 00:23:27.900 --> 00:23:31.150 tonight. I'm like, yeah. Nice. Fucking love Ted 00:23:31.150 --> 00:23:33.430 Lasso, man. I just got a message from the boys 00:23:33.430 --> 00:23:36.170 just before from Rage Whale that our episode 00:23:36.170 --> 00:23:38.670 will be out on the 13th of this month. Sweet. 00:23:39.529 --> 00:23:44.549 They said it's a wild one. Sorry. Sorry, guys. 00:23:45.069 --> 00:23:49.869 We do apologise. Yeah. But, dude, that was so 00:23:49.869 --> 00:23:51.869 much fun, man. It was fun. I love that. It was 00:23:51.869 --> 00:23:54.009 good. I'll have to get a better set up for next 00:23:54.009 --> 00:23:56.789 time. Definitely. That's not like we're shooting 00:23:56.789 --> 00:24:01.400 with 720p or whatever it was. 420, 480, something 00:24:01.400 --> 00:24:03.799 trash. Pretty average. Filling through a bean. 00:24:04.079 --> 00:24:06.900 Yeah. All right. So I've got this short to check 00:24:06.900 --> 00:24:11.759 out. Yes, sir. This is called Desert Trip. Tesla. 00:24:12.380 --> 00:24:14.359 Here's the thing. I didn't have my phone on. 00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:16.980 I always leave it in the car because I like to 00:24:16.980 --> 00:24:19.539 disconnect while I do my climbs. And eventually, 00:24:19.700 --> 00:24:23.119 when everything did kick in, I didn't feel any 00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:27.299 pain. I did not. I literally fell from 30 feet 00:24:27.299 --> 00:24:29.680 up and somehow walked it off. And you think that's 00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:32.140 because of the mushrooms. I don't know what else 00:24:32.140 --> 00:25:04.519 it could have been. God, that's bleak, isn't 00:25:04.519 --> 00:25:34.539 it? Drain shots? In a short? Big budget. Always 00:25:34.539 --> 00:25:41.369 accept. well per se don't share with that bloke 00:25:41.369 --> 00:25:45.069 that would have been the best run of his life 00:25:45.069 --> 00:25:49.930 see wouldn't have happened he would have been 00:25:49.930 --> 00:26:03.710 flying at that point makes over five bucks in 00:26:03.710 --> 00:26:17.599 his hand Oh, dog. Dude, there was houses like 00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:22.759 50 metres back that way. Yeah. Sorry. The immersion. 00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:40.579 He shoved a mountain of mushrooms up his butt 00:26:40.579 --> 00:26:47.319 What? Did he throw your headphones away? Yeah 00:26:47.319 --> 00:27:08.759 Silly sauce Bag of mushrooms in there Fuck it. 00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:17.880 That's a lot. Just been robbed. Concussed. No 00:27:17.880 --> 00:27:22.019 water. Worried about his safety. Let's do mushrooms. 00:27:22.619 --> 00:27:36.380 Yes. Yeah. Oh, they taste like shit too. That's 00:27:36.380 --> 00:27:41.089 what they grow in. I just got no water to wash 00:27:41.089 --> 00:27:47.190 it down either. Have a nap for 45 bro and wake 00:27:47.190 --> 00:28:03.109 up. And all your problems have been answered. 00:28:22.990 --> 00:28:35.049 I could run that far. Marshall versus... She... 00:28:35.049 --> 00:28:40.190 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! What the fuck? I needed 00:28:40.190 --> 00:29:07.970 a layout there to be on. Wait! Mushrooms yes 00:29:07.970 --> 00:29:42.670 He he you Know us Oh, that's sick Good sound. 00:29:49.849 --> 00:29:56.390 Hans Zimmer's going to give him a call. I haven't 00:29:56.390 --> 00:30:10.509 seen that. Been five hours, man. Blood's on his 00:30:10.509 --> 00:30:23.339 shirt, not on his face. Come here little man. 00:30:30.539 --> 00:31:02.250 Mr. Anderson. I've never done mushrooms like 00:31:02.250 --> 00:32:06.460 this before. Have some more. Because fuck your 00:32:06.460 --> 00:32:16.579 resolution. Interesting. Funny. Yeah, I don't 00:32:16.579 --> 00:32:26.799 know. The fuck? Yeah, no resolve to that. I don't 00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:28.460 know where the fuck he was going. There was literally 00:32:28.460 --> 00:32:31.640 houses in the background. Yeah, and it's not 00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:33.200 like he tried to run me out of the desert. He 00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:35.660 just stayed in the one spot. Fuck, I'm not going 00:32:35.660 --> 00:32:38.940 back on this clearly defined path, back that 00:32:38.940 --> 00:32:41.319 direction. I'm going to sit down and do mushrooms 00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:46.259 about it. I love these ideas. It's like a mate 00:32:46.259 --> 00:32:47.839 of mine was talking in Discord the other day 00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:51.559 and he's like, oh, you know, when you come over 00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:53.220 to the States, you know, we'll do two days in 00:32:53.220 --> 00:32:56.480 Vegas. And me mate Toad's like, it sounds like 00:32:56.480 --> 00:33:01.099 an absolutely terrible idea. I'm in. I'm like, 00:33:01.259 --> 00:33:07.170 yeah. Yeah. I'm like, Cleggs is trying to corrupt 00:33:07.170 --> 00:33:10.089 us. I'm going to Vegas. I'll lose my house. You 00:33:10.089 --> 00:33:12.309 know, I went to Vegas and I'd never put a bet 00:33:12.309 --> 00:33:15.049 on. Yeah, right. Didn't spin the reels or anything. 00:33:15.990 --> 00:33:18.890 What did you do there? Did you see a show? Dude, 00:33:18.910 --> 00:33:20.470 that's a thing I'd probably go there to the. 00:33:21.609 --> 00:33:24.750 Yeah, we saw the Cirque du Soleil. Oh, yeah. 00:33:24.890 --> 00:33:29.549 Fucking wild show. It was cool. Shot guns. Fucking 00:33:29.549 --> 00:33:31.630 went to the. You could have done that in any 00:33:31.630 --> 00:33:34.920 other state. Vegas, baby. All -you -can -eat 00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:39.220 breakfast was fucking wild, man. In the wind. 00:33:39.460 --> 00:33:42.480 All -you -can -eat breakfast. Yeah, like, yeah, 00:33:42.579 --> 00:33:44.259 they just have an all -you -can -eat breakfast 00:33:44.259 --> 00:33:47.160 bar. It's, like, big deal. You pay however much 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:50.680 to get in, and it's fucking, like, fruit as far 00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:53.579 as the eye can see, cereals. Yeah, right. Cooked 00:33:53.579 --> 00:33:56.720 breakfast, like, roasts for breakfast, and there's, 00:33:56.759 --> 00:33:59.000 like, a whole dessert bar for breakfast, breakfast 00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:04.079 desserts and shit. Shit. It was. Wild. They did 00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:08.679 shit on another level there. Yeah. School shootings. 00:34:09.340 --> 00:34:13.019 Indeed. I had a conversation on Instagram the 00:34:13.019 --> 00:34:16.099 other day, and it was something along the lines 00:34:16.099 --> 00:34:21.179 of it was when Charlie Kirk got murdered the 00:34:21.179 --> 00:34:24.800 other week, and there's just all the vitriol 00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:26.739 and hatred that was spurned off in the comments, 00:34:26.780 --> 00:34:29.400 and there was this one other chick. This one 00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:32.460 chick goes, we don't have a gun problem. All 00:34:32.460 --> 00:34:34.980 you people have a no -gun problem. And I'm like, 00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:38.280 that doesn't even make sense, Dylan. Clearly 00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:41.500 you just can't make good decisions. And then 00:34:41.500 --> 00:34:43.739 she wrote back, you guys over in the UK have 00:34:43.739 --> 00:34:46.219 violence as well as just with knives. And I'm 00:34:46.219 --> 00:34:51.199 like, I'm not from the UK. I couldn't understand 00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:55.079 why you would want to be hateful. I don't get 00:34:55.079 --> 00:34:56.960 it, man. I don't understand why you would have 00:34:56.960 --> 00:34:59.539 to just, oh, wish someone was dead just because 00:34:59.539 --> 00:35:01.679 they had a different opinion than you. Yeah. 00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:05.139 Fucking terrible, terrible times, dude. Yeah. 00:35:05.420 --> 00:35:07.599 Just, it's a differing opinion. Like, he wasn't 00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:09.980 going out, well, I don't know. He wasn't, no, 00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:11.800 but he wasn't out there breaking any rules or 00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:14.800 being a criminal or hurting people. He was just 00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:17.380 talking and having an opinion. Yeah. The worst 00:35:17.380 --> 00:35:21.139 part was, for that part, was. He built a whole 00:35:21.139 --> 00:35:24.300 kind of career on rage baiting liberals. Ah, 00:35:24.300 --> 00:35:30.239 yes. And it was kind of their fault for thinking 00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:33.460 that they could get in front and try and sound 00:35:33.460 --> 00:35:37.980 smarter than him. And the worst case is he probably 00:35:37.980 --> 00:35:40.360 did get taken down a peg by a few people. Yep. 00:35:40.440 --> 00:35:43.699 He wasn't going to post that. Yeah, fair. It 00:35:43.699 --> 00:35:46.239 was always going to be the stuff that would generate 00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:49.480 likes. Yeah. Well, there was another young kid 00:35:49.480 --> 00:35:51.019 that popped up a couple of months back. Was his 00:35:51.019 --> 00:35:53.039 name Dean Withers or something? I don't know, 00:35:53.099 --> 00:35:55.280 something like that. And he's big in the debate 00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:58.039 and scene as well over in the States. And apparently 00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:00.539 he was calling out to Charlie trying to get him 00:36:00.539 --> 00:36:02.420 to, you know, can we have a conversation? Can 00:36:02.420 --> 00:36:04.260 we have a debate? And apparently it was never 00:36:04.260 --> 00:36:06.000 reciprocated and they didn't want to do it again 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:07.699 because apparently it happened before and Dean 00:36:07.699 --> 00:36:12.980 was quite, I don't know. Well, you can win a 00:36:12.980 --> 00:36:13.980 debate because that's the whole point of it, 00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:18.099 isn't it? So, yeah. Dean was clearly victorious 00:36:18.099 --> 00:36:20.599 in the debate and, yeah, so it was just never 00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:24.659 to happen again. But, well, I suppose a different 00:36:24.659 --> 00:36:27.679 opinion could also be Judaism and Nazis. It's 00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:32.119 going to. And I think the whole left and right 00:36:32.119 --> 00:36:37.000 over there is just diverging so far. It's like 00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.780 they've always got to have a competition with 00:36:38.780 --> 00:36:40.360 each other. You know, you've got the civil war, 00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:42.400 then they're going to have another one, dude. 00:36:43.239 --> 00:36:45.280 That's another movie. Have you ever seen Civil 00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:50.539 War with Kirsten Dunst? No. Bro, watch that and 00:36:50.539 --> 00:36:52.219 tell me it's not a commentary on what's going 00:36:52.219 --> 00:36:57.780 on at the Maven. Scary shit. I can imagine. But, 00:36:57.780 --> 00:37:02.800 again, I've got mates that I play with that are 00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:04.920 over in the States and they're not seeing anything. 00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:07.820 Nothing's changed. That's the thing. When you 00:37:07.820 --> 00:37:10.599 drive across the States, there's so many places 00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:13.800 that aren't affected. Yeah. Just over here we're 00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:16.380 getting all the kind of sensationalised stuff 00:37:16.380 --> 00:37:18.340 from the east and the west coast. It's everything 00:37:18.340 --> 00:37:20.059 that's generating clicks and at the moment everything 00:37:20.059 --> 00:37:24.579 that generates clicks is sadly division, dividing 00:37:24.579 --> 00:37:27.380 people. You've got to look to your smaller media 00:37:27.380 --> 00:37:34.480 outlets who will kind of show the grittier or 00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:38.340 even just the normal side of America to realise 00:37:38.340 --> 00:37:41.340 that. You're 100 % right there. You're only getting 00:37:41.340 --> 00:37:43.079 the shit that. You know, everything's always 00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:45.940 consume, consume, consume, consume. Watch what 00:37:45.940 --> 00:37:51.000 we're. Look where we're pointing. Yeah. That's 00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:53.820 all it is and they want to direct the story the 00:37:53.820 --> 00:37:56.440 way they want to direct it. That's all I've got 00:37:56.440 --> 00:37:59.559 for you, mate. That's all I've got too. Dude, 00:37:59.880 --> 00:38:03.239 swear. 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