WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.120 From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint. 00:00:02.439 --> 00:00:05.120 And I'm Stretch, and this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:16.780 --> 00:00:19.039 This installment of Prevailing Strange is what 00:00:19.039 --> 00:00:21.719 we like to call Rant and Sundry, where Clint 00:00:21.719 --> 00:00:24.320 and I get to touch on some of the things that 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:27.059 we've previously gone over this week, and also 00:00:27.059 --> 00:00:28.859 get to follow the tangents wherever they take 00:00:28.859 --> 00:00:30.600 us. If you like what we're doing here, guys, 00:00:30.699 --> 00:00:32.500 like, comment, subscribe. Let us know what you're 00:00:32.500 --> 00:00:34.899 watching, what games you're playing, what music 00:00:34.899 --> 00:00:36.460 you listen to, what books you're reading, all 00:00:36.460 --> 00:00:37.979 the fun stuff that you do in your spare time. 00:00:38.439 --> 00:00:41.600 Do you know what I just noticed? Now, your poster 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:44.920 gets more comments than anything on our socials. 00:00:45.500 --> 00:00:48.579 That says Lord of the Rings at the top. You didn't 00:00:48.579 --> 00:00:51.859 know that? No. Dude, that's Gandalf. Yeah, well, 00:00:51.979 --> 00:00:54.979 I know the poster is Lord of the Rings. I just 00:00:54.979 --> 00:00:57.719 didn't know that that was writing at the top. 00:00:57.719 --> 00:00:59.350 Yeah, it's pretty hard to tell. There's heaps 00:00:59.350 --> 00:01:01.329 of stuff hidden in this, actually. Is there? 00:01:02.049 --> 00:01:04.250 Yeah, right. But, yeah, we get comments, like, 00:01:04.329 --> 00:01:07.950 at least once a week. Yeah. Yeah. People had 00:01:07.950 --> 00:01:10.069 it when they were kids or whatever. I've got 00:01:10.069 --> 00:01:13.430 to give that to me 30th. Good sir. Vardis found 00:01:13.430 --> 00:01:17.890 it in a, like, Goodwill kind of place. Yeah. 00:01:18.010 --> 00:01:20.930 So I thought, oh, Jeremy likes that. Like, Lord 00:01:20.930 --> 00:01:22.629 of the Rings, he'll like that. Jeremy's gay. 00:01:22.870 --> 00:01:27.739 Gay for Lord of the Rings, baby. Yeah. We're 00:01:27.739 --> 00:01:30.079 going to kick off Rant and Sundry with a joke 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:33.819 from my nephew, Kobe. Right, yes. He was the 00:01:33.819 --> 00:01:36.879 master who gave you the toucan joke. Dude, I'm 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:39.140 going to do it every week. I'm going to put one 00:01:39.140 --> 00:01:41.079 of his jokes. He wrote me an A4 sheet of paper 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:42.900 and she's got jokes back and forth. Very good. 00:01:43.400 --> 00:01:50.480 This one was the first one. Now, everybody, my 00:01:50.480 --> 00:01:52.659 nephew, Kobe, is going to high school next year. 00:01:53.549 --> 00:01:55.530 He's an absolute legend and he watches the show 00:01:55.530 --> 00:01:57.709 religiously because he's a legend. He probably 00:01:57.709 --> 00:02:04.170 should. Love you, Cobb. This joke is a bit risque. 00:02:04.510 --> 00:02:08.310 Oh, okay. Why did the Mexican stab his wife? 00:02:10.370 --> 00:02:26.479 Tequila. Wow. I'm sorry. I read that and I'm 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:32.360 like, damn, that's good. We don't confirm domestic 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:35.300 violence, everybody, but that joke was hilarious. 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:40.199 Oh, Jesus Christ. All racial stereotypes. Yeah, 00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:43.080 all racial stereotypes. What do you mean? Tequila? 00:02:43.300 --> 00:02:48.039 I don't drink tequila. So I want to talk about 00:02:48.039 --> 00:02:53.759 last weekend. was my birthday, my fucking amazing 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:57.659 wife took me out and just absolutely blew me 00:02:57.659 --> 00:03:00.580 out of the park for me day, right? So we went 00:03:00.580 --> 00:03:04.240 down to a place called Glenworth Valley down 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:09.599 the M1 and I went on a quad bike tour and she 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:14.000 went on a horseback tour. Dude, it was sick. 00:03:14.219 --> 00:03:17.000 Yeah. Oh, it is so beautiful out there, man. 00:03:17.219 --> 00:03:19.800 Is that like chasing the waterfalls? No, no, 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:24.080 no. No, it was just a massive private area. Yeah, 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:27.319 nice. A massive ranch, dude. It's huge. Yeah. 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:30.080 But they've got like, I think there's like 100 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:32.460 quads up there and they go out in shifts on different 00:03:32.460 --> 00:03:34.699 paths and tours and shit. Yep. And they've got 00:03:34.699 --> 00:03:38.180 the running of the horses at 4 .30 every day. 00:03:38.300 --> 00:03:40.560 Mm -hmm. And it's just like hundreds of horses 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:43.000 running across this river, man. Just this gorgeous 00:03:43.000 --> 00:03:47.340 looking, just piece of earth that's literally 00:03:47.340 --> 00:03:49.979 45 minutes to an hour away from our house. Fuck 00:03:49.979 --> 00:03:53.960 yeah. But yeah, like they have massive campgrounds 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:56.419 down there, huge open plains, being able to have 00:03:56.419 --> 00:04:03.659 music festivals and shit. I'm going to plan something 00:04:03.659 --> 00:04:06.580 next year where I'm going to go down and camp 00:04:06.580 --> 00:04:08.219 there for a couple of days. But you can have 00:04:08.219 --> 00:04:11.080 like functions there, weddings and shit. Absolutely 00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:14.639 beautiful. Loved it. And then she took me to 00:04:14.639 --> 00:04:21.550 dinner at. Full Throttle Ranch. The old Bada 00:04:21.550 --> 00:04:25.209 Barn. God damn, that place is sick. Isn't it? 00:04:25.689 --> 00:04:30.189 For about, so we had dinner and then we went 00:04:30.189 --> 00:04:32.689 up to the bar and we were talking to the bloke 00:04:32.689 --> 00:04:34.810 who runs the bar. And he's like, oh, I've got, 00:04:34.870 --> 00:04:36.589 this is all my own private collection, blah, 00:04:36.670 --> 00:04:38.750 blah, blah, blah. I'm like, Jesus Christ, this 00:04:38.750 --> 00:04:41.209 guy's got some shit on there. Like he had 19, 00:04:41.550 --> 00:04:44.769 like he had a bottle of 1914 Jack Daniels. Yeah. 00:04:45.490 --> 00:04:47.649 So he's done the whole service. He's poured the 00:04:47.649 --> 00:04:50.430 glasses in the sixes and he's put the solid block 00:04:50.430 --> 00:04:54.350 of ice in there and then he's got just this little 00:04:54.350 --> 00:04:56.389 thing that sits on top of it and then he puts 00:04:56.389 --> 00:04:57.730 wood chips on it. I'm like, what are wood chips 00:04:57.730 --> 00:05:01.209 for, mate? Smoke. This is the barrel that this 00:05:01.209 --> 00:05:05.269 bottle was bottled from. Right, yeah. I'm like, 00:05:05.310 --> 00:05:07.610 oh, shit. And he goes, and it's the same age. 00:05:07.769 --> 00:05:10.569 Yeah. Puts it on there, burns it, chars it, and 00:05:10.569 --> 00:05:13.370 then just the smoke just sits in the glass. Yeah. 00:05:13.930 --> 00:05:17.189 And then, mate, just I had the glass of over 00:05:17.189 --> 00:05:19.170 a hundred -year -old bottle of Jack Daniels. 00:05:19.170 --> 00:05:26.110 It was so nice. Very good. $180 a glass. And 00:05:26.110 --> 00:05:29.589 then we had, he goes, oh, that's not the rarest 00:05:29.589 --> 00:05:32.610 bottle I have. He went out the back and brought 00:05:32.610 --> 00:05:35.269 back this bottle of Johnny Walker in the box. 00:05:35.529 --> 00:05:39.069 It's a first edition, first rollout of Johnny 00:05:39.069 --> 00:05:42.790 Walker. And he goes, this box has never been 00:05:42.790 --> 00:05:45.470 opened. I've never opened the box. I'm like, 00:05:45.509 --> 00:05:47.389 are you for real, Gaz? Yeah. I've had this bottle 00:05:47.389 --> 00:05:52.209 for 70 years. Jesus. Still in the box. And then 00:05:52.209 --> 00:05:55.850 he bought out a bottle of Jack Daniels that had 00:05:55.850 --> 00:05:58.870 never been in a barrel. Yeah, right. It had never 00:05:58.870 --> 00:06:03.189 been in a barrel, but it was 70 years old. So 00:06:03.189 --> 00:06:07.470 it was like fermented, not fermented. It wasn't 00:06:07.470 --> 00:06:09.629 in a barrel. It was just clear. Just aged in 00:06:09.629 --> 00:06:12.250 there. Had no colour to it at all. Yep. And he 00:06:12.250 --> 00:06:15.379 goes, mate. I've never opened this bottle. I'm 00:06:15.379 --> 00:06:17.079 like, well, it's my birthday. Let's open it. 00:06:17.100 --> 00:06:20.439 And he's like, I haven't even got a price for 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:22.079 this yet, mate. And I said, listen, if you open 00:06:22.079 --> 00:06:25.600 that bottle with me, you can charge me what you 00:06:25.600 --> 00:06:28.079 charged me for the 1914. He goes, okay, deal. 00:06:28.540 --> 00:06:31.079 So he opened this bottle that has never been 00:06:31.079 --> 00:06:35.160 opened and poured me and him a glass and we cheers 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:39.360 and added it at the bar. And, mate, it was smooth. 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:42.939 Like you drink whiskey and you're like, oh. Nothing, 00:06:43.079 --> 00:06:46.220 just wow. So it still had a whiskey taste. It 00:06:46.220 --> 00:06:48.000 wasn't like a vodka taste or anything? No, no, 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:49.500 no, not vodka. It was definitely a whiskey taste. 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:53.540 It was just smooth as shit, dude, and just warmed 00:06:53.540 --> 00:06:56.759 you all the way down. There was no twang. There 00:06:56.759 --> 00:07:00.120 was no aftertaste. It was just gorgeous. And 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:02.319 then I'm like, what's that room over there? And 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:04.779 he's like, what room? And I'm like, that room 00:07:04.779 --> 00:07:06.060 back there. And he goes, oh, come on, I'll show 00:07:06.060 --> 00:07:08.779 you. So he took me and Rach back into this room, 00:07:08.860 --> 00:07:11.920 and it's just like a log cabin. Yep. And then 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:14.920 it's got massive leather lounges all the way 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:17.959 around the outside of it, like Chesterfield lounges. 00:07:18.259 --> 00:07:20.680 And then at the end, he's got a little digital 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:23.740 fireplace that's radiating heat, but it's not 00:07:23.740 --> 00:07:26.339 fire, so it doesn't smell the rumour. It's the 00:07:26.339 --> 00:07:30.339 cigar lounge. And it just smells like cigar. 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:34.379 And he goes, now, you can smoke cigars in here, 00:07:34.459 --> 00:07:37.439 but you can't have cigarettes. Like cigarette 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:41.600 smokers? No, we don't want the wood. He's absorbing 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:43.779 all this cigar smoke and that's why it smells 00:07:43.779 --> 00:07:45.519 the way it does in here. Mate, you can smell 00:07:45.519 --> 00:07:47.879 it from parts like you're going into the bar. 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:51.379 Oh, yeah. It's like you can smell the meat cooking 00:07:51.379 --> 00:07:53.660 out one side and then the cigar smell coming 00:07:53.660 --> 00:07:55.319 from the other end of the bar. Have you been 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:57.860 there? Yeah. How good is that room? I haven't 00:07:57.860 --> 00:08:01.060 actually been in that room. Me, you and the boys 00:08:01.060 --> 00:08:03.939 are going to go there one night to fucking smoke 00:08:03.939 --> 00:08:06.600 meat and beers. Let's go. And then I'm like, 00:08:06.699 --> 00:08:09.100 I can't be here without having a cigar. Yeah. 00:08:09.139 --> 00:08:12.300 So I went and played like. They've got a cigar 00:08:12.300 --> 00:08:16.180 lease there, $200 for a cigar, like ridiculous 00:08:16.180 --> 00:08:19.379 quality cigars. Yeah. But I've just walked up. 00:08:20.259 --> 00:08:23.360 We'll go middle of the list. Give me your $50 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:28.199 Corona. So I've got a half Corona with $50. She's, 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:33.360 you know, snipped it, like cooked it, and then 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:39.039 give it to me with me, strip of sandalwood. Yeah. 00:08:39.740 --> 00:08:43.580 Went in the smoker's lounge with me, bought a 00:08:43.580 --> 00:08:46.799 hundred -year -old whiskey and mate just sat 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:49.080 there and smoked a whole cigar for like an hour 00:08:49.080 --> 00:08:50.960 and ten minutes, man, just talking to me wife 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:53.960 at this beautiful fucking place. Yeah, right. 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:57.360 And I had, it was probably one of my fondest 00:08:57.360 --> 00:09:00.559 birthdays so far, dude. It was so nice. It was 00:09:00.559 --> 00:09:03.659 nice, man. It was, yeah, I'd love to do that 00:09:03.659 --> 00:09:06.820 again. It was top tier. Oh, yeah. But we. They 00:09:06.820 --> 00:09:08.500 don't have steak knives because people have been 00:09:08.500 --> 00:09:12.139 stealing their steak knives. What the fuck, dude? 00:09:12.379 --> 00:09:14.879 Buy your own goddamn steak knives. Yeah, I didn't 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:17.279 have a steak when I was there. I had the platter 00:09:17.279 --> 00:09:23.639 for one. We had the ranger's platter. So it was 00:09:23.639 --> 00:09:28.039 like the fucking holy shit of meat. How did you 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:33.759 go? Halfway. I made it halfway. Yeah. But, dude, 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:36.870 you don't need a knife. No. You just go. with 00:09:36.870 --> 00:09:40.529 the fog and it's incredible food. But, yeah, 00:09:40.590 --> 00:09:43.370 the highlight was this. I don't smoke. I don't 00:09:43.370 --> 00:09:46.990 smoke at all. But that room, man, was just relaxing. 00:09:47.590 --> 00:09:50.450 The noise gets cut in half like there's barely 00:09:50.450 --> 00:09:53.529 any noise in there and people can't smoke cigarettes 00:09:53.529 --> 00:09:55.429 in there so they don't bother coming and hanging 00:09:55.429 --> 00:09:57.750 out in there for no reason. I would like to go 00:09:57.750 --> 00:10:00.169 there on like a Sunday afternoon if the sun's 00:10:00.169 --> 00:10:02.169 just right. It would be nice to be out on that 00:10:02.169 --> 00:10:05.299 veranda. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice, man. It pissed 00:10:05.299 --> 00:10:07.299 rain the time I was there. Yeah, right. Absolutely 00:10:07.299 --> 00:10:09.940 flogged down, man. It just rained the entire 00:10:09.940 --> 00:10:12.500 time. Flooded the fucking way in and out. Had 00:10:12.500 --> 00:10:14.240 to drive through the fucking water to get in 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:17.320 and out. Yeah, right. Yeah. And still, kind of 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:19.639 a day, but fucking good time. Yeah, we'll definitely 00:10:19.639 --> 00:10:21.600 organise a boys' night out there, I think, because 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:25.419 it was good. What have you been up to? Getting 00:10:25.419 --> 00:10:27.600 ready for Landon's birthday this weekend. Man, 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:31.080 dog. Went and got a projector so he can have 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:33.299 a little. Outdoor cinema night with his friends 00:10:33.299 --> 00:10:35.559 from school. Heck yes. You're going to watch 00:10:35.559 --> 00:10:39.399 the Lego Marvel movies. Oh, that sounds so good. 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:41.700 Yeah, I think he's stoked. Looking forward to 00:10:41.700 --> 00:10:46.039 it. He's getting pizza. Yeah. Yes. What a birthday. 00:10:46.299 --> 00:10:49.259 Yeah. Remember when birthdays used to be cool? 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:53.500 Now we wake up sick. Yeah. It got to the point 00:10:53.500 --> 00:10:58.759 like me birthday, I woke up sick in the morning, 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:01.870 not from the alcohol. Because the food was that 00:11:01.870 --> 00:11:05.450 juicy and fatty. Yeah. And I'm not used to it 00:11:05.450 --> 00:11:08.110 because of, you know, but it was so, dude, the 00:11:08.110 --> 00:11:10.610 food is so good. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Except for 00:11:10.610 --> 00:11:12.009 the sausage. I didn't really like the sausage. 00:11:12.409 --> 00:11:14.330 Yeah, I don't think many people are big on the 00:11:14.330 --> 00:11:19.210 sausages. Yeah. I mean, the Smokin' Hot Saucy, 00:11:19.210 --> 00:11:21.230 the one at Islington. Mm -hmm. The sausage is 00:11:21.230 --> 00:11:23.470 great. I haven't been there. And, dude, Mickey 00:11:23.470 --> 00:11:27.269 Masters. Mickey Masters out here at Bellbird 00:11:27.269 --> 00:11:30.820 Butcher. Yep. has the best sausages, dude. Really? 00:11:30.899 --> 00:11:32.799 Like these massive long sausages. He makes them 00:11:32.799 --> 00:11:36.200 himself. Yeah. Like smoked meat, cheese. Oh, 00:11:36.220 --> 00:11:39.259 my God, dude, they're so good. He goes, just 00:11:39.259 --> 00:11:41.899 cook them. Nah, man, I'd go across the road, 00:11:42.019 --> 00:11:43.960 buy a couple of bags of them, just walk across 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:45.700 the road eating them out of the fucking bag. 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:48.720 They were that good, dude. Oh, my God, they were 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:56.100 so good. Now I want sausage. Where are you getting 00:11:56.100 --> 00:11:59.129 Landy's pizzas from? Probably Domino's. Oh, he's 00:11:59.129 --> 00:12:02.009 so good. The kids like Domino's. No, don't go 00:12:02.009 --> 00:12:04.230 Pizza Hut. Yeah, right. Dude, Pizza Hut is so 00:12:04.230 --> 00:12:06.649 bad around here. Yeah. Domino's is so much better. 00:12:07.450 --> 00:12:09.370 Pizza Hut used to be good when it was. Remember 00:12:09.370 --> 00:12:14.289 fucking all you can eat pizza. Yeah. Go to Pizza 00:12:14.289 --> 00:12:17.629 Hut all you can eat. Dude, we went to Green Hills 00:12:17.629 --> 00:12:19.769 when they were stopping it. We went over there 00:12:19.769 --> 00:12:26.379 for one last hurrah. Yeah. I went maybe. Steph 00:12:26.379 --> 00:12:28.480 was pregnant with Landon. We went to Queensland 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:31.440 and there was one still kicking at Broad Beach. 00:12:31.980 --> 00:12:35.480 We went there. Why did they shut down? Health 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:37.440 and hygiene. I watched kids fucking sneeze all 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:40.100 over the fucking Sunday bar when I was there. 00:12:40.139 --> 00:12:44.940 It was fucked. Did you get sick? No. Because 00:12:44.940 --> 00:12:48.240 I didn't eat the fucking shit after. Pussy! Pussy! 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:51.330 Think about it now. Where's the last time you've 00:12:51.330 --> 00:12:53.649 seen an all -you -can -eat? Yeah. You're still 00:12:53.649 --> 00:12:55.450 getting from time to time like RSLs and shit 00:12:55.450 --> 00:12:57.370 like that. But even there, few and far between. 00:12:57.450 --> 00:12:59.570 Even there, you've got to walk up and ask. Yeah. 00:13:00.370 --> 00:13:03.490 Well, I think the one at East Malin. It's gone. 00:13:04.169 --> 00:13:07.389 What? Is it gone? No, no, no. It's gotten smaller, 00:13:07.490 --> 00:13:10.169 hasn't it? Because it's got the steak joint in 00:13:10.169 --> 00:13:12.669 the back. I didn't know that. Yeah. It's got 00:13:12.669 --> 00:13:14.909 like a steak bar in the back. There's an all 00:13:14.909 --> 00:13:17.169 -you -can -eat at Cardiff too. Yeah. I don't 00:13:17.169 --> 00:13:19.720 rate it. The one at Cardiff? Yeah. The Silver 00:13:19.720 --> 00:13:22.080 Dolphin. Is that what it was? It's the Silver 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:25.720 Dolphin. Yeah. The RSL? The one on the main road, 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:27.399 cross the road from Toyota. At the corner? Yeah. 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:28.980 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's called the Silver 00:13:28.980 --> 00:13:30.879 Dolphin, or it used to be called the Silver Dolphin. 00:13:30.879 --> 00:13:32.539 And it's shit. Yeah, it's not that great. Ah, 00:13:32.539 --> 00:13:34.440 goddamn. I was going to say, let's get all you 00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:38.279 can eat. I haven't had two. I actually had a 00:13:38.279 --> 00:13:42.100 bread roll today. Fucking Foxy made this sick 00:13:42.100 --> 00:13:46.399 salad roll. God, I love a salad sanger. Yeah. 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:50.940 Salad rolls go hard. Hell yes. And, dude, did 00:13:50.940 --> 00:13:54.820 you try Russ Eats, his energy drink the other 00:13:54.820 --> 00:13:58.559 day? Yeah. Dude, it's good. Yeah. I liked it. 00:13:58.639 --> 00:14:00.360 I had the orange one. It was sick. I've tried 00:14:00.360 --> 00:14:01.860 them both. I think the orange one's the best 00:14:01.860 --> 00:14:04.600 one. Yeah. Yeah. No fucking aftertaste. Yeah. 00:14:04.639 --> 00:14:07.659 It was good. Yeah. And kind of like Pasciana. 00:14:08.259 --> 00:14:11.500 Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a straight out orange. 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:13.480 It had like some other fruit. Well, it's actually 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:15.879 got juice in it, like fruit juice. Oh, yeah. 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:18.830 It was good. Yeah. I liked it. They're not big 00:14:18.830 --> 00:14:21.710 enough. No. Give me a litre bottle. Make them 00:14:21.710 --> 00:14:24.490 bigger. Well, it says on the back, one can only. 00:14:24.629 --> 00:14:26.970 Yeah. Please, Russ. Yeah. Who do you think you're 00:14:26.970 --> 00:14:29.409 talking to? We're not amateurs. No. God, no. 00:14:31.149 --> 00:14:32.789 Well, Landy's not going to see this one, actually. 00:14:32.909 --> 00:14:35.529 What did you get him for his birthday? So, originally, 00:14:35.789 --> 00:14:37.970 at the start of the year when Steph starts planning 00:14:37.970 --> 00:14:43.590 stuff. Dude. It doesn't surprise me. Yeah. He 00:14:43.590 --> 00:14:48.059 was really into Harry Potter. Legend. But mum 00:14:48.059 --> 00:14:51.059 will only let him watch up until Prisoner of 00:14:51.059 --> 00:14:53.700 Azkaban. I think Order of the Phoenix is the 00:14:53.700 --> 00:14:57.600 next one to watch. Oh, okay. Yeah. He's only 00:14:57.600 --> 00:15:00.059 watched the first three. Was it four? I can't 00:15:00.059 --> 00:15:04.600 remember. But, yeah, so I think he kind of, when 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:07.120 that kind of happened, we started watching the 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:09.580 Marvel movies. So he just dropped straight off 00:15:09.580 --> 00:15:13.279 Harry Potter. I'm like, Steph's like, oh, no. 00:15:13.460 --> 00:15:15.019 I said, well, let him watch the other movies 00:15:15.019 --> 00:15:17.870 before the. Yeah. And you get back into it, but 00:15:17.870 --> 00:15:20.610 it didn't happen. Anyway, so a couple of Harry 00:15:20.610 --> 00:15:23.629 Potter things. I think he's got a Harry Potter 00:15:23.629 --> 00:15:29.389 board game. He's got Lego Hot Wheels. I don't 00:15:29.389 --> 00:15:34.110 know. He's got a whole bunch of stuff. But we 00:15:34.110 --> 00:15:40.570 do sometimes buy excess stuff and keep it and 00:15:40.570 --> 00:15:43.929 wait because he's got his family coming to see 00:15:43.929 --> 00:15:46.100 him tomorrow. And then Frank's coming over tomorrow 00:15:46.100 --> 00:15:50.440 night. So we can return the shit that we've got 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:53.519 for him that somebody else has got for him. The 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:55.360 double prezzies. Yeah, and figure out what's 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:57.480 kind of less. We've got all the dockets and shit 00:15:57.480 --> 00:16:01.059 like that. Nice. No double ups. No double ups. 00:16:01.059 --> 00:16:03.700 We don't want double ups. Silly. I was so fucking, 00:16:03.840 --> 00:16:05.419 speaking to the kids, man, I was so chuffed. 00:16:05.899 --> 00:16:08.740 Logan rang me at work today. He goes, Dad, I 00:16:08.740 --> 00:16:10.879 had a really good day at school. I love you. 00:16:11.019 --> 00:16:14.769 I'm like, oh. Jesus. That's awesome. I'm quitting 00:16:14.769 --> 00:16:17.169 work. I just want to be there for you when you 00:16:17.169 --> 00:16:23.649 get out of school. Yeah. Yeah. Like his teacher 00:16:23.649 --> 00:16:27.490 as well is a daughter of a friend of ours. Yeah. 00:16:28.070 --> 00:16:31.769 And, dude, she's really every afternoon she comes 00:16:31.769 --> 00:16:33.529 in and gives us a report on how his day was. 00:16:33.730 --> 00:16:39.269 Yeah. And I don't know how I'd do if I didn't 00:16:39.269 --> 00:16:41.980 know how his day was going at school. Yesterday 00:16:41.980 --> 00:16:45.360 he come home and he just wasn't himself. I'm 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:47.779 like, oh, what's going on, buddy? He goes, oh, 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:50.980 nothing. He just had a massive meltdown. I'm 00:16:50.980 --> 00:16:53.340 like, what's going on? He's like, nothing. I'm 00:16:53.340 --> 00:16:56.200 stupid. I'm dumb. I'm ugly. I'm stupid. I'm like, 00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:59.059 what are you doing? He goes, I should kill myself. 00:16:59.700 --> 00:17:02.820 I'm like, mate, you're six. What are you talking 00:17:02.820 --> 00:17:05.619 about? What's going on? He just stormed off to 00:17:05.619 --> 00:17:09.140 his room. I'm like, let him have a fucking pearl 00:17:09.140 --> 00:17:11.819 for a bit. And I went in, I'm like, mate, are 00:17:11.819 --> 00:17:13.940 you okay? He goes, no, Dad, I'm stupid, I'm dumb. 00:17:14.099 --> 00:17:16.000 And we've got a big poster on the wall, Rachel 00:17:16.000 --> 00:17:19.240 Porter for you. It's like, I'm kind, I'm smart, 00:17:19.299 --> 00:17:21.180 I'm brave, I'm blah, blah, blah, a heap of affirmative 00:17:21.180 --> 00:17:22.900 shit. And we make him read it before he goes 00:17:22.900 --> 00:17:28.779 to bed every night. And a kid at school followed 00:17:28.779 --> 00:17:31.680 him around all day and just said, you're stupid, 00:17:31.880 --> 00:17:34.859 you're dumb, you should go kill yourself. There 00:17:34.859 --> 00:17:37.680 was a kid in year four, man. Logan's in first 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:42.829 grade. It's like. What the – what's going through 00:17:42.829 --> 00:17:46.450 the head of a fourth grader? I wanted to say 00:17:46.450 --> 00:17:49.289 that to a first grader. And that's what – I'm 00:17:49.289 --> 00:17:52.410 glad I've got his teachers that talk to me in 00:17:52.410 --> 00:17:57.849 the afternoon. Yeah. Because today – no, this 00:17:57.849 --> 00:18:00.250 wasn't – yesterday was the day before. And yesterday, 00:18:00.509 --> 00:18:02.410 like she goes, yesterday you had a really rough 00:18:02.410 --> 00:18:05.049 day. I've spoken to the kids and the parents 00:18:05.049 --> 00:18:10.509 of the kids. I'm like, okay. And – I'm like that 00:18:10.509 --> 00:18:13.710 sort of reassurance that something was done and 00:18:13.710 --> 00:18:17.009 my kid's not just getting fucking coming home 00:18:17.009 --> 00:18:19.210 and thinking these awful things about himself 00:18:19.210 --> 00:18:24.109 and nothing's been done about it. So I was, yeah, 00:18:24.190 --> 00:18:26.289 just grateful that I've got that sort of, and 00:18:26.289 --> 00:18:29.549 she does it with not just because I know her 00:18:29.549 --> 00:18:32.710 or nothing, but she does it with a lot of the 00:18:32.710 --> 00:18:35.329 parents. And it's so good to see, dude, like 00:18:35.329 --> 00:18:38.630 that she's actually involved and wants to. He 00:18:38.630 --> 00:18:40.390 had a rough day today, something happened, blah, 00:18:40.470 --> 00:18:42.410 blah, blah. Can we work on that tonight and then 00:18:42.410 --> 00:18:44.670 see how it goes tomorrow? Yeah. That's not an 00:18:44.670 --> 00:18:47.970 uncommon thing neither because Logan doesn't 00:18:47.970 --> 00:18:49.589 always have good days at school. Sometimes he's 00:18:49.589 --> 00:18:51.910 a little shitbag. See, I don't know whether it 00:18:51.910 --> 00:18:54.549 must be like an age -related thing because Landon 00:18:54.549 --> 00:18:56.710 went through something a little similar at the 00:18:56.710 --> 00:19:00.069 time at the same age. Yeah, right. And I don't 00:19:00.069 --> 00:19:02.369 know whether it's like, you know, they get to 00:19:02.369 --> 00:19:04.789 that age where they kind of become self -aware. 00:19:04.930 --> 00:19:06.670 Yeah. You know, for a long time kids are just. 00:19:07.460 --> 00:19:09.759 Autonomous little shitbags. And then all of a 00:19:09.759 --> 00:19:11.940 sudden they get to an age where they start, like, 00:19:12.000 --> 00:19:14.819 understanding that they have a place in this 00:19:14.819 --> 00:19:18.400 world. Yeah. And their consequences and all that 00:19:18.400 --> 00:19:20.779 shit. I think when Landon come home and talk 00:19:20.779 --> 00:19:24.029 that crap, oh, man, I was fucking angry. But 00:19:24.029 --> 00:19:25.569 I just picked him upside down and jumped around 00:19:25.569 --> 00:19:28.029 and carried on. Man, that's like a reset button, 00:19:28.089 --> 00:19:30.130 hey? Turn your kids upside down, shake them around. 00:19:30.269 --> 00:19:31.970 Like a great white shark. Not a great white shark, 00:19:32.069 --> 00:19:33.789 a tiger shark. Yeah, well, any shark. You turn 00:19:33.789 --> 00:19:35.809 sharks upside down and they go to sleep. But, 00:19:35.849 --> 00:19:38.369 like, I don't mean, like, abusively shake them. 00:19:38.950 --> 00:19:42.609 Shake the baby. Like, yeah, you know, just give 00:19:42.609 --> 00:19:44.750 them a bit of rough hairs upside down. Apparently 00:19:44.750 --> 00:19:47.390 the chemistry in the brain kind of helps kids 00:19:47.390 --> 00:19:52.509 reset that. Yeah. Well, now I'm okay. That's 00:19:52.509 --> 00:19:56.230 great news. Upset, angry, whatever. If you can 00:19:56.230 --> 00:19:59.410 get them upside down platefully and get a laugh 00:19:59.410 --> 00:20:02.490 out of them, pretty much gold enough. Nice. Yeah. 00:20:02.710 --> 00:20:04.849 Well, it would reset my brain a little bit. Yeah. 00:20:04.930 --> 00:20:07.349 You know, you'd forget all about that stuff and 00:20:07.349 --> 00:20:08.970 you'd focus on the laughing and the fact you 00:20:08.970 --> 00:20:11.730 haven't wrestled with Dad. Yeah. And another 00:20:11.730 --> 00:20:16.829 one is I like to put them in bed and just drop 00:20:16.829 --> 00:20:21.089 them onto their bed. And they reckon that fall. 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:25.680 Yep. Helps them kind of switch off whatever might 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:28.960 have been kind of weighing before they get into 00:20:28.960 --> 00:20:30.960 bed. Yeah, right. Kind of gives them a bit of 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:34.960 a fucking, like if they hit the bed and they 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:37.680 bounce and they laugh and they get that jolt 00:20:37.680 --> 00:20:41.500 of endorphins, whatever. Yeah. They reckon it's 00:20:41.500 --> 00:20:43.680 good for them. Well, that's like I heard something. 00:20:43.700 --> 00:20:49.920 I was like, don't send your kids to bed after 00:20:49.920 --> 00:20:52.019 they've been in trouble and don't. send them 00:20:52.019 --> 00:20:54.519 to school after you've yelled at them and expect 00:20:54.519 --> 00:20:56.119 them to have a good night's sleep or a good day 00:20:56.119 --> 00:21:00.240 at school. So last night he had a bit of a rough 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:03.180 night and we tucked him into bed and he was just, 00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:06.339 again, threw his pillows around, just had a bit 00:21:06.339 --> 00:21:09.180 of a meltdown. And then he just goes, I'm going 00:21:09.180 --> 00:21:11.500 to bed. I'm like, all right, so I'll let him 00:21:11.500 --> 00:21:13.660 go down in there, let him throw his pillows around, 00:21:13.920 --> 00:21:16.380 do what he's got to do. And then I walked in 00:21:16.380 --> 00:21:18.380 and he was still down himself and I said, stand 00:21:18.380 --> 00:21:21.769 up. He's like, why? I said, stand up. Didn't 00:21:21.769 --> 00:21:24.150 give an explanation. Said, read your poster. 00:21:24.690 --> 00:21:27.089 He went, no, I can't read it. I'm stupid. I'm 00:21:27.089 --> 00:21:29.329 like, you've read it nearly every night for the 00:21:29.329 --> 00:21:32.829 last two years, buddy. Read the poster. And he's 00:21:32.829 --> 00:21:39.430 like, I said, no, read it. And he started, and 00:21:39.430 --> 00:21:41.630 I said, again, louder, and just told him. And 00:21:41.630 --> 00:21:43.109 by the end of it, dude, he was reading through 00:21:43.109 --> 00:21:45.589 his list, screaming, laughing, having a great 00:21:45.589 --> 00:21:50.119 time. And that's when I hugged him and said, 00:21:50.200 --> 00:21:52.420 you know, I love you so much, mate. Have a great 00:21:52.420 --> 00:21:54.640 night's sleep. Yeah. And he laid down and went 00:21:54.640 --> 00:22:00.700 to sleep. Yeah. To get him to laugh and to see 00:22:00.700 --> 00:22:04.279 that it's not all doom and gloom, buddy. Like 00:22:04.279 --> 00:22:08.539 there's good things that can happen. And, yeah, 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:11.740 you know, I have a good night's sleep too now 00:22:11.740 --> 00:22:13.119 knowing that he's going to have a good night's 00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:19.099 sleep. 100%. Yeah. I like my kid. He's pretty 00:22:19.099 --> 00:22:20.920 cool. I like your kid, man. He's cool. I like 00:22:20.920 --> 00:22:24.940 your kid too. He's pretty badass. Sorry, small 00:22:24.940 --> 00:22:31.440 teenager. Yeah, pretty much. He's catching up 00:22:31.440 --> 00:22:33.920 to a lot of people. Oh, dude. That's the thing. 00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:36.079 The other day I tattooed Rain for the first time. 00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:45.519 Nearly 19. Yeah, nearly 19. And she got her first. 00:22:45.849 --> 00:22:51.309 Fucking tattoo or somebody else. And I have not 00:22:51.309 --> 00:22:55.529 let her live it down. Did you colour it in? No. 00:22:56.230 --> 00:22:59.009 Scribble it out. And it's even better because 00:22:59.009 --> 00:23:02.309 tattoos, you're always not a good tattooer. And 00:23:02.309 --> 00:23:04.009 I just keep feeding it to her every time. I'm 00:23:04.009 --> 00:23:06.849 like, oh, yeah, it must be nice getting tattooed 00:23:06.849 --> 00:23:09.130 off someone else when your dad's a tattoo artist. 00:23:10.750 --> 00:23:14.039 The guilt trip. I did. And I even got Jack and 00:23:14.039 --> 00:23:17.200 Ali in on it too. So she's – her and Nick come 00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:20.680 up because I tattooed her boyfriend before I 00:23:20.680 --> 00:23:24.940 got to tattoo her. Fucking seething. But he's 00:23:24.940 --> 00:23:27.799 such a good kid and, like, I've done his tattoo 00:23:27.799 --> 00:23:31.480 and he came up for lunch for me birthday. He's 00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:32.960 like, oh, what do you reckon, Clint? Look, it's 00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:34.539 not even – didn't even scab up. I'm like, oh, 00:23:34.660 --> 00:23:37.519 you did well. I'm like, yeah, jaws heal up rain. 00:23:38.509 --> 00:23:42.750 She goes, should have. No, still looks like shit. 00:23:44.490 --> 00:23:47.670 Yeah, so I got to tattoo Rain for my birthday. 00:23:48.150 --> 00:23:51.670 So I tattooed her on Tuesday. Yeah. And she got 00:23:51.670 --> 00:23:56.089 a character from a video game. Sorry, a character 00:23:56.089 --> 00:24:00.269 in a video game has this tattoo. Right. And I'm 00:24:00.269 --> 00:24:02.750 going to show you what the tattoo is. Okay. Okay. 00:24:03.250 --> 00:24:09.750 Now, just so you know. Not something I would 00:24:09.750 --> 00:24:14.210 get. Probably a good thing that your daughter 00:24:14.210 --> 00:24:17.250 doesn't have the same taste as you. Yeah. So 00:24:17.250 --> 00:24:21.869 this off a game called Life is Strange Part 2. 00:24:22.190 --> 00:24:25.930 That's the tattoo. Yeah. Who else do I know that 00:24:25.930 --> 00:24:32.329 has that tattoo? Look, it's silly, but she loves 00:24:32.329 --> 00:24:37.430 it, and I love it because I tattooed her. Yeah. 00:24:37.509 --> 00:24:40.049 I got it tattooed on my kid. I like it. That's 00:24:40.049 --> 00:24:42.930 cool. It's fucking cool as shit. I'm glad I just 00:24:42.930 --> 00:24:47.490 didn't give her trauma. But now I've got my heart 00:24:47.490 --> 00:24:50.450 set on giving her trauma. We get tattooed by 00:24:50.450 --> 00:24:54.329 somebody else before me. Some say I'm not jealous. 00:24:54.609 --> 00:24:59.329 I fucking am. Seething. Seething. She'll never 00:24:59.329 --> 00:25:02.130 let it down. No. And now it's on the internet, 00:25:02.269 --> 00:25:06.190 so she's fucked. He has a record of it. All right, 00:25:06.210 --> 00:25:10.069 we've got a little horror short to check out. 00:25:10.130 --> 00:25:11.950 Fuck, I thought if I just kept talking that you 00:25:11.950 --> 00:25:13.650 would just forget all about this horror trailer. 00:25:14.150 --> 00:25:15.529 It's horror film you're going to make me watch. 00:25:16.529 --> 00:25:21.150 Okay. The Changing Room is a short horror film. 00:25:21.750 --> 00:26:01.220 And go. You're dressed not to go. No! She can 00:26:01.220 --> 00:26:12.799 rewind something but not do that. That's a whole 00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:24.079 heap of fucking no from me, thank you. I don't 00:26:24.079 --> 00:26:30.720 want to be in this room. Special effects in a 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:51.819 short. Copyright. Here the code hangs. Right. 00:27:02.759 --> 00:27:23.519 Copied you. That's... No! Fuck that off. There's 00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:32.980 something in the tunnel. Leave. Get closer. Poke 00:27:32.980 --> 00:28:55.559 it. Selfie! Sorry, it's an Aussie. I'm gonna 00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:58.559 shoot the second one, watch. Yeah, we can't sit 00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:00.539 still. Turn around and tell them you'll be back. 00:29:02.980 --> 00:29:36.279 Quit with me! Sam Clevenson, you're a fucking 00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:41.180 dick. See, I think that's just one of those ones 00:29:41.180 --> 00:29:44.440 that are based on just an idea. Yeah. Obviously 00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:47.400 the mirror is kind of like tunnel is the idea. 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:51.559 And then sometimes you get ones that have like 00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:56.099 a little bit of lore in them. And it's not just 00:29:56.099 --> 00:29:58.779 like what can we throw at this that's creepy 00:29:58.779 --> 00:30:03.720 for creepy's sake. I didn't mind that. I was 00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:05.319 like, have you ever seen the Midnight Meat Train? 00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:09.119 The Midnight Meat Train? I have not. Sounds weird, 00:30:09.140 --> 00:30:12.660 doesn't it? It does. Well, it's about the same 00:30:12.660 --> 00:30:15.920 sort of shit. It's a train that runs at midnight. 00:30:16.220 --> 00:30:20.680 It's the last train, end of line. And it's got 00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:28.799 Vinnie Jones in it and fucking Rocket. Rocket 00:30:28.799 --> 00:30:30.740 Raccoon. Yeah. Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. 00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:36.079 It's what happens at the end of the line. What 00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:38.259 happens, where do the trains go? Well, apparently, 00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:41.119 if you're still on the train, you become food 00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:43.500 for what's at the end, and Vinnie Jones plays 00:30:43.500 --> 00:30:47.720 a butcher, and his job is to shave the head and 00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:49.299 pull the teeth out of all the people that are 00:30:49.299 --> 00:30:51.119 left on the train for the people that get eaten 00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:56.400 at the end. Yeah, right. It's good. There's like 00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:59.900 a shot in it, and I'll show you what it looks 00:30:59.900 --> 00:31:01.859 like, but this is what I wanted on the wall. 00:31:02.730 --> 00:31:04.710 private tattoo room back when I was at Tattoos 00:31:04.710 --> 00:31:08.609 on Beaumont, and I wanted this shot on a wall, 00:31:08.750 --> 00:31:11.569 but technology at the time didn't allow you to 00:31:11.569 --> 00:31:15.089 do that sort of shit. Now, however, yeah, so 00:31:15.089 --> 00:31:17.470 it was like just people hanging off the things 00:31:17.470 --> 00:31:19.809 and he's the butcher, but he wasn't in the thing. 00:31:19.869 --> 00:31:21.470 So it's like the door opens and there's just 00:31:21.470 --> 00:31:23.329 heaps of people hanging off things, and that's 00:31:23.329 --> 00:31:24.750 what I wanted when you walked into my tattoo 00:31:24.750 --> 00:31:29.289 room. Jesus. Not a mirror on either wall? No. 00:31:31.089 --> 00:31:34.829 I like them. Well, the macabre back in the day. 00:31:35.150 --> 00:31:36.890 Fair enough. Not so much that he's a bit soft. 00:31:38.009 --> 00:31:40.170 Thought I was edgy. Wanted to be like Paul Booth. 00:31:40.329 --> 00:31:42.950 Fair enough. That's all I've got, buddy. That's 00:31:42.950 --> 00:31:46.410 all I've got too. Thank you for joining us again 00:31:46.410 --> 00:31:48.329 for another week. 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