WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.879 From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint. 00:00:02.080 --> 00:00:05.080 And I'm Stretch. And this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:18.960 This installment of Prevailing Strange is what 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:21.239 we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we touch 00:00:21.239 --> 00:00:23.399 on some of the subjects that we've already crossed 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:27.199 this week and, yeah, follow wherever the tangents 00:00:27.199 --> 00:00:29.300 take us. If you like what you see here, guys, 00:00:29.420 --> 00:00:32.560 watching us prattle on, like, comment, subscribe. 00:00:32.719 --> 00:00:35.020 It doesn't cost you nothing. Just a bit of finger 00:00:35.020 --> 00:00:38.939 exercise. Tangents. Tangents, baby. Oh, by the 00:00:38.939 --> 00:00:43.520 way, so before we started doing the intro and 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:47.039 stuff, me and Jeremy were talking about our first 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:50.039 D &D game, his first D &D game of being a DM. 00:00:51.299 --> 00:00:55.359 Two years we played for. Yeah. Bit over. Bit 00:00:55.359 --> 00:00:59.070 over. And we just wrapped up our first campaign. 00:00:59.789 --> 00:01:02.130 It was meant to last like three months, but because 00:01:02.130 --> 00:01:03.990 we're all a bunch of fuckwits, we just kept going 00:01:03.990 --> 00:01:07.390 down roads to the point where we've got a little 00:01:07.390 --> 00:01:09.750 halfling guy who likes to wear penises as clothing. 00:01:11.250 --> 00:01:15.530 But, dude, that ending, I wish everybody took 00:01:15.530 --> 00:01:17.269 me seriously, but because I'm a barbarian, no 00:01:17.269 --> 00:01:21.370 one cares. No. But great ending. I loved it, 00:01:21.409 --> 00:01:23.810 man. Man, you just came into that game. And you 00:01:23.810 --> 00:01:25.730 were talking about how you were going to do shit 00:01:25.730 --> 00:01:28.750 differently based on the shit that you've fucked 00:01:28.750 --> 00:01:31.489 up in the past. And we didn't. And you just didn't. 00:01:31.870 --> 00:01:34.849 And the ending that you've got is kind of deserved. 00:01:36.269 --> 00:01:39.650 Dude, as soon as Ranger was next to that mushroom, 00:01:39.769 --> 00:01:42.349 I'm like, we're fucked. We're cooked. I'm like, 00:01:42.430 --> 00:01:46.030 it's the tent all over again. He just goes and 00:01:46.030 --> 00:01:51.030 stabs it. I'm like, oh. There were so many times 00:01:51.030 --> 00:01:53.560 we could have brought it back. That was good. 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:55.780 Yeah, they only ever retaliated because you just 00:01:55.780 --> 00:01:58.180 did shit. And if you just stopped doing shit, 00:01:58.359 --> 00:01:59.980 they would have stopped doing shit. Dude, you've 00:01:59.980 --> 00:02:01.760 done incredible for your first campaign as DM, 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:04.920 mate. Thanks, mate. I appreciate it. Should we 00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:09.620 ever let Naz do it for your DM? No. Could you 00:02:09.620 --> 00:02:12.219 imagine how chaotic it would be? I reckon Clem 00:02:12.219 --> 00:02:14.900 would be a great DM because he's very detail 00:02:14.900 --> 00:02:20.020 -orientated. I think if we let Handel be a DM. 00:02:20.490 --> 00:02:26.629 Holy shit, things would be chaotic. Yeah. Oh, 00:02:26.650 --> 00:02:29.110 Lingy would nail it. It'd just be so much chaos. 00:02:29.770 --> 00:02:32.270 I would play in Lingy's game for sure. Oh, for 00:02:32.270 --> 00:02:37.590 sure. So first off, I'm going to bring up. So 00:02:37.590 --> 00:02:41.129 Jack Ripperink, our tattoo artist from upstairs, 00:02:41.370 --> 00:02:44.590 asked me a question the other day. Right. He's 00:02:44.590 --> 00:02:48.530 like, if you could fight anyone in the Bat family 00:02:48.530 --> 00:02:52.620 and win, Who would you pick? Barbara. That's 00:02:52.620 --> 00:02:57.280 exactly what I said. That's exactly what I said. 00:02:57.439 --> 00:02:59.300 She's in a wheelchair. In a wheelchair, yeah. 00:02:59.699 --> 00:03:04.620 Tip her out. Take it. Yeah. Barbara or Alfred. 00:03:05.419 --> 00:03:09.099 That's exactly what I said. But only the Alfred 00:03:09.099 --> 00:03:11.520 out of like the 89 Batman. I don't want to fuck 00:03:11.520 --> 00:03:14.740 with these special forces Alfreds later on. Yeah, 00:03:14.759 --> 00:03:16.560 you give me that. Would you like a check of sandwich 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:21.409 with this? Fuck it. I can snot that bloke. Just 00:03:21.409 --> 00:03:23.229 charge up from behind and break a hip. No, that 00:03:23.229 --> 00:03:25.669 was easy. That was easy. So easy. He's like, 00:03:25.830 --> 00:03:29.069 wow. I'm like, yeah, that's where my brain goes, 00:03:29.069 --> 00:03:31.889 bro. Sorry. Straight for the elderly and the 00:03:31.889 --> 00:03:35.909 disabled. Can't say disabled anymore. Yeah, you 00:03:35.909 --> 00:03:40.289 can. Wheelchair bound. Okay. But, yeah. It's 00:03:40.289 --> 00:03:42.569 funny when we go over fucking talking shit because 00:03:42.569 --> 00:03:44.849 I just cut all the fucking jokes because I post 00:03:44.849 --> 00:03:48.840 them on fucking Instagram anyway. Dude, that 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:53.219 was hectic. My chest is so fucking, I think I'm 00:03:53.219 --> 00:03:59.599 going to die. It's funny because we've got some 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:01.900 jokes up there that have certain demographics 00:04:01.900 --> 00:04:05.599 and do really well. And then we post other jokes 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:08.080 up there that would probably upset that demographic. 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:14.259 They do really well too. Thread the needle, motherfucker. 00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:17.579 Oh, man, I don't hate anyone. No, God, no. No, 00:04:17.620 --> 00:04:21.220 jokes are jokes. Yeah. Funny's funny. The world's 00:04:21.220 --> 00:04:25.980 dark enough without having to be told what you 00:04:25.980 --> 00:04:28.379 can and can't laugh at. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 00:04:29.220 --> 00:04:31.699 If you laugh at something, man, don't ever feel 00:04:31.699 --> 00:04:33.920 bad about it, unless it's like you're kicking 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:36.160 a puppy and you're laughing at it. Yeah, don't 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:40.500 do fucking cruel shit. No. But, you know, dude, 00:04:40.540 --> 00:04:43.329 a joke's a joke. Yeah. It's not a dick. No. No, 00:04:43.430 --> 00:04:47.730 we're not judging anyone. God, no, man. Legit, 00:04:47.730 --> 00:04:50.730 there's even funny jokes out there that I would 00:04:50.730 --> 00:04:52.949 find abhorrent that I find absolutely hilarious. 00:04:53.449 --> 00:04:56.769 The funnier jokes are the heinous ones because 00:04:56.769 --> 00:04:59.730 they elicit - I think I just showed that. They 00:04:59.730 --> 00:05:03.610 elicit a reaction that is obviously not meant 00:05:03.610 --> 00:05:08.850 to convey that message across. Yeah, you're not 00:05:08.850 --> 00:05:11.050 going to go out and do that. Fuck no. It's a 00:05:11.050 --> 00:05:14.569 shock value. It's like - Oh, fuck. Oh, should 00:05:14.569 --> 00:05:17.410 I? Yeah. And your body's doing this, saying, 00:05:17.610 --> 00:05:22.389 oh, just let it go. Yeah. It's like, yeah. There's 00:05:22.389 --> 00:05:23.810 enough dark shit in the world for you to sit 00:05:23.810 --> 00:05:26.269 there and laugh about the fucking shit that makes 00:05:26.269 --> 00:05:30.029 you laugh. Yeah, that's right. Like even the 00:05:30.029 --> 00:05:35.089 Toyota Tundras. Laugh at them. Big American truck, 00:05:35.529 --> 00:05:39.449 three and a half litre V6. Fuck off. Over here. 00:05:40.110 --> 00:05:46.050 So stupid, dude. So dumb. And the thing is, I've 00:05:46.050 --> 00:05:47.870 seen them. I'm like, fuck, Toyota Tundras look 00:05:47.870 --> 00:05:49.589 so sick. Oh, they're coming out with a four -litre 00:05:49.589 --> 00:05:52.449 V8. That's going to be so good. No, three and 00:05:52.449 --> 00:05:56.529 a half litre six. And then I'm like, well, you 00:05:56.529 --> 00:05:59.629 can buy a Ram that is still 6 .2 litre V8s or 00:05:59.629 --> 00:06:02.850 5 .7 litre V8s. Yeah, the Tundras over in the 00:06:02.850 --> 00:06:06.350 States are sick. Dude, the older model Tundras 00:06:06.350 --> 00:06:10.189 are sick over here. You see there's a white one 00:06:10.189 --> 00:06:13.129 driving around here, man. So sexy. It's a V8. 00:06:13.290 --> 00:06:15.589 Yeah. It's just the later model ones that have 00:06:15.589 --> 00:06:18.430 turned into a turbo V6 or a turbo diesel V6. 00:06:18.829 --> 00:06:21.449 That's for an Australian release. You reckon? 00:06:21.629 --> 00:06:23.089 Yeah, 100%. I think that's in the States as well. 00:06:23.829 --> 00:06:27.649 I'm going to Google. Google it. The Navara, not 00:06:27.649 --> 00:06:30.490 Navara, the Navara's big brother. The Titan is 00:06:30.490 --> 00:06:33.069 pretty fucking cool too. Lion son of a bitch. 00:06:33.870 --> 00:06:37.730 Hey. Yep. Sorry. The 2025 Toyota Tundra in the 00:06:37.730 --> 00:06:39.850 USA is a full -size pickup truck that offers 00:06:39.850 --> 00:06:41.709 a range of features and capabilities as available 00:06:41.709 --> 00:06:44.610 with a twin -turbo V6 engine or a twin -turbo 00:06:44.610 --> 00:06:47.889 hybrid V6 engine. Really? Called the i -Force 00:06:47.889 --> 00:06:51.430 Max. Okay. And it comes with a 10 -speed automatic. 00:06:51.470 --> 00:06:57.889 Holy shit. In saying that, race used to have 00:06:57.889 --> 00:07:02.610 like an Audi A5. Straight. It was a six -cylinder. 00:07:02.769 --> 00:07:07.000 Yeah. It had the seven -speed automatic. I took 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:08.560 Branchie for a drive and one day I said, oi, 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:13.699 pick when it changes gears. It's like one gear. 00:07:13.819 --> 00:07:18.100 It just goes. Yeah, it's the variable. Or no, 00:07:18.220 --> 00:07:20.500 no, is it 10 -speed or is it like it? No, it's 00:07:20.500 --> 00:07:23.759 a seven -speed automatic. It wasn't paddle shift. 00:07:23.879 --> 00:07:27.139 Yeah. But you cannot pick when it changes gears. 00:07:27.339 --> 00:07:31.600 It's that smooth. And the Europeans know how 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:34.170 to build a fucking car. Yeah, the maintenance 00:07:34.170 --> 00:07:37.870 on them is fucked though. I watch a bloke on 00:07:37.870 --> 00:07:41.410 YouTube pretty religiously, Matt Armstrong. He's 00:07:41.410 --> 00:07:43.569 got two channels, Matt Armstrong and Matt Armstrong 00:07:43.569 --> 00:07:50.329 MK2. He started off buying cars that were smashed 00:07:50.329 --> 00:07:52.290 or broken and just build them up in his driveway. 00:07:52.470 --> 00:07:55.310 And he's progressed and now he builds supercars. 00:07:55.410 --> 00:07:58.350 Yeah, right. And it's just him, his best mates 00:07:58.350 --> 00:08:01.189 and his dad. He's built a multi -million dollar 00:08:01.189 --> 00:08:04.589 business and has, like he bought, he's made a 00:08:04.589 --> 00:08:10.370 smashed Audi R8 V10 and then made a video of 00:08:10.370 --> 00:08:15.350 it. This guy in 10 hours gets 17 million views 00:08:15.350 --> 00:08:18.769 on a video. He's got videos on YouTube that go 00:08:18.769 --> 00:08:21.029 for like two and a half hours that have 20 million 00:08:21.029 --> 00:08:26.089 views on them. To have that retention and you 00:08:26.089 --> 00:08:30.730 sit there and you listen, he's British. But everyone 00:08:30.730 --> 00:08:33.350 in the video is British, but they all have different 00:08:33.350 --> 00:08:36.789 accents. Yeah. So weird. Even the father and 00:08:36.789 --> 00:08:40.990 the son, different accents. Okay. So weird. But 00:08:40.990 --> 00:08:44.110 dude, so entertaining. And the fact that you 00:08:44.110 --> 00:08:48.049 sit there and he tells you the price. So he breaks 00:08:48.049 --> 00:08:50.710 it down. So he buys the car smashed. Yep. And 00:08:50.710 --> 00:08:53.129 then he buys all the parts and puts it all together 00:08:53.129 --> 00:08:54.950 himself and does everything himself with his 00:08:54.950 --> 00:08:59.549 dad and all of his mates. For a disc brake. Right. 00:08:59.649 --> 00:09:04.710 For one disc, for a Lamborghini. Oh, yeah. 20 00:09:04.710 --> 00:09:09.870 something hundred? No, no, no. For one disc, 00:09:09.909 --> 00:09:14.230 it was 6 ,500 British pounds. Yeah, right. For 00:09:14.230 --> 00:09:20.450 one disc. For a battery, for the same Lamborghini, 00:09:20.610 --> 00:09:25.409 36 ,000 British pounds. Is this the guy that 00:09:25.409 --> 00:09:29.379 finds the parts that... They're matched to, so 00:09:29.379 --> 00:09:32.820 like. Yeah. So he bought the blinkers for his 00:09:32.820 --> 00:09:35.100 Murcielago and they're off a fucking Ford. Ford 00:09:35.100 --> 00:09:37.080 Focus, yeah. For 16 pounds. Yeah, I've seen this 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:38.440 guy. Or you buy them from Lamborghini and they've 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:41.080 still got the Ford stamp on the blinker and they're 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:43.779 like 1 ,100 British pounds for the indicators. 00:09:43.980 --> 00:09:47.080 Yeah. And he's like, no, I'm not doing that. 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:48.720 I'll go buy something off a Ford Focus. Yeah, 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:52.679 fuck it. And I like watching him. Yeah. It's. 00:09:53.100 --> 00:09:56.200 It's entertaining, it's informational, and it 00:09:56.200 --> 00:09:59.220 makes you realise that I will never own a supercar. 00:09:59.919 --> 00:10:04.259 No. No, that's right. It's like so we've got 00:10:04.259 --> 00:10:08.259 that new car motorsport park opening up near 00:10:08.259 --> 00:10:11.220 us. Oh, dude, so excited. Oh, my Lord, I'm so 00:10:11.220 --> 00:10:13.539 excited. Except for how much it's going to cost. 00:10:13.860 --> 00:10:15.860 What do you mean? It's fucking ridiculous, man. 00:10:16.059 --> 00:10:19.860 For us to drive on it? Yeah. Why? It's a resort. 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.899 Yeah, it's a resort. But like, so I think it 00:10:22.899 --> 00:10:27.500 was something in the ballpark of like 20 grand 00:10:27.500 --> 00:10:30.879 a month for people who - So they're doing like 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:33.340 a membership like they do over at Concourse in 00:10:33.340 --> 00:10:36.899 US. I think so, yeah. Like people will have like 00:10:36.899 --> 00:10:39.799 - That's - But the thing is, those people who 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:41.919 are paying that 20 grand a month, they're paying 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:44.980 like fucking millions of dollars for their cars 00:10:44.980 --> 00:10:47.230 and they're paying - hundreds of thousands of 00:10:47.230 --> 00:10:49.570 dollars for services and they've got, you know, 00:10:49.649 --> 00:10:52.730 stupid, stupid. To do a service on a Bugatti 00:10:52.730 --> 00:10:57.309 Chiron? Yeah. Like one service, that's an oil 00:10:57.309 --> 00:11:01.070 change, disc pads, fluid swap, all that sort 00:11:01.070 --> 00:11:04.610 of shit, 38 ,000 British pounds. That's crazy, 00:11:04.789 --> 00:11:06.230 isn't it? And you've got to do that every three 00:11:06.230 --> 00:11:09.470 months. Yeah. Or every 5 ,000 cars. That's the 00:11:09.470 --> 00:11:10.990 thing. You think you make a million dollars, 00:11:10.990 --> 00:11:13.649 oh, I'll go out and buy a Lamborghini. The upkeep, 00:11:13.669 --> 00:11:19.929 man, will kill you. Yep. Yeah, it's, I guess 00:11:19.929 --> 00:11:23.970 like he's now, Matt's got, so he's got Porsche 00:11:23.970 --> 00:11:30.289 GT3 RS, Porsche GT3, McLaren P1, McLaren 720S, 00:11:30.529 --> 00:11:38.049 Ferrari, Lamborghini Murcielago, all these cars, 00:11:38.250 --> 00:11:40.309 but they'd be a tax write -off, wouldn't they? 00:11:40.450 --> 00:11:42.769 Them tags would be a tax write -off because he's 00:11:42.769 --> 00:11:46.120 used them as an income. Yeah, I don't know how 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:49.360 it works. There's a fella over in the States 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:55.039 who goes around buying ones that have fallen 00:11:55.039 --> 00:11:59.039 into disrepair. People who have bought them and 00:11:59.039 --> 00:12:01.120 haven't been able to do anything to them and 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:04.039 just fucking have shown them off and shit like 00:12:04.039 --> 00:12:06.960 that and they've just engine seized or whatever. 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:09.559 Right. He goes around and he buys these cars 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:12.669 off them and then he hires them out. to people 00:12:12.669 --> 00:12:15.870 to put in music videos. Yeah, right. Rolls up 00:12:15.870 --> 00:12:18.649 straight off the back of a tilt tray, straight 00:12:18.649 --> 00:12:20.909 into the driveway, and they're sitting on him 00:12:20.909 --> 00:12:25.049 in a music video. And he's making bank on this 00:12:25.049 --> 00:12:27.289 shit. Yeah, right. Influencers have him in the 00:12:27.289 --> 00:12:30.509 background of their videos, full cloud chasing. 00:12:30.870 --> 00:12:36.169 Yep. And these cars don't run. And, yeah, he's 00:12:36.169 --> 00:12:38.740 just full tilt tray, bam. Puts them on the spot. 00:12:38.899 --> 00:12:40.320 That's sad. And they use them in the video. It's 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:43.899 like that fucking plane. They got the fake fucking 00:12:43.899 --> 00:12:45.059 inside of a plane. Where it's the inside and 00:12:45.059 --> 00:12:46.860 the influence is going to take photos and videos 00:12:46.860 --> 00:12:49.279 and shit. And they do skits on it and shit like 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:54.080 fucking mid -flight fucking debacles that didn't 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:57.279 really happen. Didn't happen at all. Yeah. And 00:12:57.279 --> 00:13:00.799 that's, if you can make it, there's some way 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:04.080 you can finance stuff, then go for it. Make money 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:07.419 any way you can, really, except for, you know. 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:11.399 Abusing children. We won't talk about that. We 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:14.299 won't talk about that. Talking about making money, 00:13:14.440 --> 00:13:19.519 I saw the other day Mr. Beast's rise. So the 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:23.879 first year, I think he had 16 subscribers. We've 00:13:23.879 --> 00:13:29.220 got 67. Thank you. Mr. Who? Mr. Who, yeah. We 00:13:29.220 --> 00:13:32.220 could only wish. Yeah. I think he ended up with 00:13:32.220 --> 00:13:36.679 like 167. Because he was young when he started. 00:13:36.679 --> 00:13:39.799 Oh, yeah. 15, 16, something like that. Man, his 00:13:39.799 --> 00:13:42.500 rise is fucking bullshit. It's astronomical. 00:13:42.860 --> 00:13:45.600 Yeah, impressive. Like his show was the most 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:51.000 expensive show ever made. And that's your Lord 00:13:51.000 --> 00:13:54.600 of the Rings. That's your Game of Thrones. No, 00:13:54.700 --> 00:13:57.480 his one season of the show was the most expensive. 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:00.259 And it was a game show. Yeah. Give away more 00:14:00.259 --> 00:14:03.980 money than any other show in the history of the 00:14:03.980 --> 00:14:07.470 world. Yep. Awesome. I love it. Insane. Did you 00:14:07.470 --> 00:14:09.009 see that? He put this fella in a house that, 00:14:09.090 --> 00:14:12.470 I don't know if it was made of his or somehow 00:14:12.470 --> 00:14:16.049 he was known to him. Bigger fella. Needed to 00:14:16.049 --> 00:14:18.129 lose some weight. Dude, that broke my heart, 00:14:18.149 --> 00:14:21.690 that show. I never watched it. Dude. Did he do 00:14:21.690 --> 00:14:24.850 all right? He crushed it. Yeah. Absolutely beautiful 00:14:24.850 --> 00:14:27.570 human being. Yeah. But he hired him a personal 00:14:27.570 --> 00:14:30.460 trainer. Yeah. And him and this personal trainer 00:14:30.460 --> 00:14:32.100 worked together every day, man. Yeah, and they 00:14:32.100 --> 00:14:34.019 put him in a house. Yeah. Said, stay in this 00:14:34.019 --> 00:14:36.000 house, lose 100 pounds, was it? I'll give you 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:38.039 a fucking however much money. The personal trainer 00:14:38.039 --> 00:14:41.059 passed away like three weeks out of finishing 00:14:41.059 --> 00:14:44.720 it. And it fucked him, man. It's hard -wrenching. 00:14:45.139 --> 00:14:47.639 It's so hard -wrenching because every time, like, 00:14:47.799 --> 00:14:50.179 oh, I'm getting choked up talking about it. But, 00:14:50.220 --> 00:14:53.580 like, he was, like, the. the coach had come in 00:14:53.580 --> 00:14:55.399 and they'd hug and he'd be like, thanks so much, 00:14:55.399 --> 00:14:57.440 man. You've changed my life. I love you to death. 00:14:57.559 --> 00:14:58.940 And he's like, man, we're doing this together. 00:14:59.500 --> 00:15:01.179 We're going to knock this out of the park together, 00:15:01.279 --> 00:15:07.059 you and I. And just then one day, I think it 00:15:07.059 --> 00:15:10.720 was, I think it was, and the worst part was I 00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:18.299 think it was suicide too. Like, oh, dude. Oh, 00:15:18.460 --> 00:15:21.340 man. It was a hard watch, but it was so inspirational. 00:15:21.659 --> 00:15:29.100 Yeah. And he's like, oh, yeah. Moving on. Moving 00:15:29.100 --> 00:15:32.200 on. Mr. Beast does some pretty fucking cool shit. 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:36.240 Oh, yeah. Like the one where he put him in a 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:39.240 bunker. He's like, stay in here for as long as 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:41.419 you can. I'll give you $10 ,000 a day. I'll start 00:15:41.419 --> 00:15:44.059 taking shit off you. Yeah. I'll fucking give 00:15:44.059 --> 00:15:46.080 you money to take shit off you. Yeah, it's pretty 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:48.340 cool. Did you see the one where old mate rigged 00:15:48.340 --> 00:15:52.669 up the antenna for his TV? No. I think he had, 00:15:52.730 --> 00:15:57.210 like, the TV and the DVD player and all the fucking 00:15:57.210 --> 00:15:59.429 media and shit. He's like, fucking, I'll give 00:15:59.429 --> 00:16:01.909 you however much for the media and all that, 00:16:01.990 --> 00:16:04.470 but I'm going to leave the TV there just to kind 00:16:04.470 --> 00:16:07.870 of be a fucking dick. Tease yous with it. And 00:16:07.870 --> 00:16:10.029 old mates fucking stripped some wire and fucking. 00:16:10.350 --> 00:16:13.909 Genius. Yeah, put it in the fucking coaxial and, 00:16:13.970 --> 00:16:16.789 yeah, he got some fucking free TV. Mr. Beast 00:16:16.789 --> 00:16:20.799 is watching and he's like. Can't argue with that. 00:16:21.679 --> 00:16:25.179 So, yeah, they had free TV. I love that. There's 00:16:25.179 --> 00:16:27.279 another YouTuber that I love to watch, man. It's 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:32.340 wholesome as shit. His name's Ryan Trahan. You 00:16:32.340 --> 00:16:35.639 ever heard of him? Just a young fella, him and 00:16:35.639 --> 00:16:41.279 his wife. They just completed a 50 states in 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:43.779 50 days tour of the states. Right. And they stayed 00:16:43.779 --> 00:16:46.360 in all the most incredible Airbnbs that they 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:48.779 could find. Mm -hmm. So they stayed in things 00:16:48.779 --> 00:16:53.000 like Tatooine huts and shit, massive tree houses 00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:56.340 that were 100 metres in the air and they were 00:16:56.340 --> 00:17:00.220 just raising money for St Jude's Hospital. Dude, 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:02.720 they raised something like $11 million. That's 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:05.519 sick. So good. And they got sponsorships like 00:17:05.519 --> 00:17:09.339 from this mob called Electric Bikes and they're 00:17:09.339 --> 00:17:11.680 like, if you ride our bike every day, we'll donate 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:14.410 $10 ,000 every time you ride it. Yeah, right. 00:17:14.509 --> 00:17:16.410 And they were. And then there was another mobile 00:17:16.410 --> 00:17:18.869 gaming company. I forget the name of the mobile 00:17:18.869 --> 00:17:21.710 gaming company. But they were donating. They're 00:17:21.710 --> 00:17:24.009 like, for every person who downloads this game, 00:17:24.109 --> 00:17:26.089 we'll donate $1 ,000 or something. They were 00:17:26.089 --> 00:17:30.809 donating like $120 ,000 a day. See, man, that's 00:17:30.809 --> 00:17:33.009 the power. That's the good side of the internet, 00:17:33.109 --> 00:17:36.549 isn't it? Yeah. There's a – I can't remember 00:17:36.549 --> 00:17:39.910 the name of him. There's a guy I come across 00:17:39.910 --> 00:17:44.480 not that long ago. Jeffrey Epstein. No. This 00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:49.400 guy's like making friends across the world. Nice. 00:17:49.539 --> 00:17:53.440 And so he'll rock up in a random place and be 00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:56.140 like, oh, I'm going to have a sleepover tonight. 00:17:56.539 --> 00:17:59.700 Do you want to come around? And like people knock 00:17:59.700 --> 00:18:01.460 him back like, ah, fucking whatever. But then 00:18:01.460 --> 00:18:04.019 there's some people like, we've got nothing to 00:18:04.019 --> 00:18:05.400 do. Yeah, we'll come around for a sleepover. 00:18:05.539 --> 00:18:08.359 So then he makes a whole fucking video of just 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:12.130 like. 18 adults fucking having a sleepover and 00:18:12.130 --> 00:18:14.769 having a good time and making friends. And then 00:18:14.769 --> 00:18:17.769 he'll travel across the states and he'll just 00:18:17.769 --> 00:18:21.589 be knocking on random doors like, would you make 00:18:21.589 --> 00:18:25.930 me dinner for tonight? And, like, it takes him 00:18:25.930 --> 00:18:29.190 a few, but then somebody goes, yeah, come in. 00:18:29.190 --> 00:18:31.430 Hang on. I think I've seen that. There's two 00:18:31.430 --> 00:18:33.970 fellas and they went to work. Like, everyone 00:18:33.970 --> 00:18:35.650 was shutting them down. They went to the black 00:18:35.650 --> 00:18:38.099 family's home and they're like. Yeah, sure, come 00:18:38.099 --> 00:18:39.980 in. Yeah, come in. And then they got Chef Rush 00:18:39.980 --> 00:18:42.599 in to help cook the meal and shit. Yeah. Dude, 00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:44.420 they're phenomenal. So to begin with, it was 00:18:44.420 --> 00:18:48.140 pretty low key. He was just like he was pretty 00:18:48.140 --> 00:18:52.119 over the rat race and where he was living didn't 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:53.440 have a whole lot of people around him. Fucking 00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:56.839 preach. So he started reaching out to people 00:18:56.839 --> 00:18:59.059 over the internet. And I think he's gotten to 00:18:59.059 --> 00:19:00.900 the point where he's like playing games with 00:19:00.900 --> 00:19:03.640 people and he's like, hey, man. I think one of 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:07.160 them was like over in England or the UK. He's 00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:09.660 like, hey, man, if I come over tomorrow, will 00:19:09.660 --> 00:19:12.059 you show me around York? Yeah, right. And my 00:19:12.059 --> 00:19:16.660 mate's like, sure, yeah. So he goes over in the 00:19:16.660 --> 00:19:19.539 UK and fucking sick. Fucking sick. And just shit 00:19:19.539 --> 00:19:21.339 like that. He's constantly one -upping these 00:19:21.339 --> 00:19:24.019 things and, yeah, some pretty cool stuff out 00:19:24.019 --> 00:19:26.299 there. I like that. Yeah, and, like, our mate's 00:19:26.299 --> 00:19:28.799 getting paid to make this content that makes 00:19:28.799 --> 00:19:32.779 people happy. Yeah. Puts faith in humanity. A 00:19:32.779 --> 00:19:35.500 lot, yeah. The more faith we can get in humanity, 00:19:35.619 --> 00:19:37.460 the better, I reckon. Yeah. At the moment, we 00:19:37.460 --> 00:19:43.019 need it. So I love, love seeing that sort of 00:19:43.019 --> 00:19:45.039 shit, and then we're going to hear about him 00:19:45.039 --> 00:19:47.180 being murdered and consumed by a bunch of humans. 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:51.519 Look at this shit. You know what? This is so 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:53.700 fucking inappropriate. So I've just opened up 00:19:53.700 --> 00:19:56.980 my phone, and there's a photo of Halsey doing 00:19:56.980 --> 00:19:59.160 coke off a spoon. All the power to you, girl. 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:02.019 That's so fucking hostile. Why should you take 00:20:02.019 --> 00:20:04.180 a photo saying, oh, look at her doing coke? You 00:20:04.180 --> 00:20:06.900 don't know. That could be anything. It could 00:20:06.900 --> 00:20:08.660 be ketamine. It could be speed. It could be anything. 00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:12.019 Stop judging. It could be vitamins. Yeah. Look. 00:20:12.259 --> 00:20:14.980 I saw a post the other day about how we're getting 00:20:14.980 --> 00:20:17.539 all these kind of Star Wars content and like 00:20:17.539 --> 00:20:20.180 Star Wars is kind of making a lot of stuff at 00:20:20.180 --> 00:20:22.640 the moment. At the moment? At the moment, yeah. 00:20:23.720 --> 00:20:26.799 Sorry. Continue. Somebody suggested that they 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:30.309 should make a Dave and Edinburgh style. documentary 00:20:30.309 --> 00:20:33.609 series with all the kind of weird, wonderful 00:20:33.609 --> 00:20:37.230 creatures of the Star Wars universe? Would you 00:20:37.230 --> 00:20:41.930 not watch that? But narrate it by, like, K2SO 00:20:41.930 --> 00:20:45.650 or? Oh, yeah, I don't care. You know who should 00:20:45.650 --> 00:20:51.650 narrate it? Fucking Yoda. Let's go. I saw the 00:20:51.650 --> 00:20:55.150 shittest joke the other day. What did Yoda say 00:20:55.150 --> 00:20:59.390 when he first saw himself in 4K? I don't know. 00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:14.819 HDMI? It's fucking shit. It's so good. But, yeah, 00:21:14.920 --> 00:21:18.400 I'd watch that show. Fake documentaries of fucking 00:21:18.400 --> 00:21:22.579 Star Wars creatures. I probably would too. You 00:21:22.579 --> 00:21:25.059 know, and then have him go into like a tribe. 00:21:25.809 --> 00:21:28.069 Like, I mean, this is the national tribe of blah, 00:21:28.130 --> 00:21:36.069 blah, blah, blah. And she's like. Like Gungan's 00:21:36.069 --> 00:21:41.809 in the. In there with the Tusken Sand Rangers. 00:21:42.970 --> 00:21:44.650 And he's sitting there and they're like, if I 00:21:44.650 --> 00:21:46.230 can go down, you see all the Gungans and shit 00:21:46.230 --> 00:21:49.910 under the water and stuff. If I can go to Kashyyyk 00:21:49.910 --> 00:21:55.410 and he goes. It's got subtitles and shit. And 00:21:55.410 --> 00:21:58.349 then David Attenborough is trying to learn, like, 00:21:58.369 --> 00:22:02.210 Yoda. Yoda's going to be out in a row. I'm just 00:22:02.210 --> 00:22:05.369 for this. And then, like, Yoda's, like, trying 00:22:05.369 --> 00:22:07.789 to do it as well. He's like, oh, no, sorry, that's 00:22:07.789 --> 00:22:11.569 wrong again. He's trying to learn and stuff. 00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:15.319 We could do it. George Lucas, reach out. George 00:22:15.319 --> 00:22:16.740 Lucas has nothing to do with it anymore. He doesn't 00:22:16.740 --> 00:22:19.359 own Star Wars anymore, does he? Or Disney, baby. 00:22:20.000 --> 00:22:24.200 God damn it. Mickey Mouse, reach out. There's 00:22:24.200 --> 00:22:29.200 a YouTube horror short that I didn't know whether 00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:34.059 you'd want to watch and react to it. How short? 00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:37.180 Like a seven -minute type short. That's a long 00:22:37.180 --> 00:22:42.829 short. What's it called? Who's There. I don't 00:22:42.829 --> 00:22:45.329 think I want that. You don't have to watch it. 00:22:47.730 --> 00:23:12.009 I'm going to watch this again. It's a bonfire. 00:23:12.769 --> 00:23:18.190 I told you. How long you gonna be? Only a couple 00:23:18.190 --> 00:23:21.390 hours. For real? Yeah, I'm sorry. You can just 00:23:21.390 --> 00:23:23.289 put it in the fridge for me. I'll eat it when 00:23:23.289 --> 00:23:26.109 I get home. I mean, it's never the best way that 00:23:26.109 --> 00:23:29.329 bad. Are there gonna be any parents there tonight, 00:23:29.529 --> 00:23:32.309 at least? Mr. Key's farm. We've met him, I think. 00:23:33.170 --> 00:23:35.269 I'm only going in because Marissa's ex is gonna 00:23:35.269 --> 00:23:37.809 be there and she needs social backup. Yeah, there's 00:23:37.809 --> 00:23:40.099 gonna be some serious drinking in it. Of course 00:23:40.099 --> 00:23:42.400 there's going to be drinking. This isn't Utah. 00:23:43.259 --> 00:23:46.380 She's a bad influence. Okay, Phil, that apron 00:23:46.380 --> 00:23:51.299 is a bad influence. Really? Okay, well, you're 00:23:51.299 --> 00:23:55.339 not driving. Okay, keys are on the hook. Then 00:23:55.339 --> 00:23:57.660 how are you going to get there? You know, Mom 00:23:57.660 --> 00:23:59.200 would appreciate how you've grown into this whole 00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:04.339 parenting thing. Boom, bitch! I was ready to 00:24:04.339 --> 00:24:14.180 get fucked up! Phillip, sorry. Hi! Back by midnight! 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:26.799 Oh, that's fake already. You know what, don't 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:30.339 you? A little timing. The smoke alarm's actually 00:24:30.339 --> 00:24:47.250 working! Get on Tinder, buddy. All grinder. Ready 00:24:47.250 --> 00:25:14.960 to judge. Ghosted. Haven't had a ham cheese toastie 00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:29.440 for dinner. Oh yeah. He didn't even eat it. Oh. 00:25:37.059 --> 00:25:40.420 What will I let you do this shit to me for? It's 00:25:40.420 --> 00:25:49.680 good entertainment. They live in the Appalachian 00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:52.240 Mountains. You shouldn't answer the door. 100%. 00:25:52.240 --> 00:25:57.880 100 % shouldn't answer that door. Brooks? Brooks? 00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:02.240 Why is his land room upstairs? Are you okay? 00:26:02.500 --> 00:26:05.779 I didn't want to be there anymore. Hurry! Okay, 00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:25.660 okay. Coming. He's never been called that before. 00:26:25.920 --> 00:26:28.700 Dad, I said it's freezing. Please let me in. 00:26:40.660 --> 00:26:52.099 What did that say? On my way. Oh, God! He's like, 00:26:52.220 --> 00:27:00.079 you put that question mark in there. Ghosted 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:10.039 again. Yeah. Open the door, Dad. Nobody calls 00:27:10.039 --> 00:27:12.839 me that. I'm going to the store. Brooke? Dad, 00:27:13.019 --> 00:27:19.119 I'm getting worried here. What's wrong? You, 00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:26.980 uh... You never called me Dad before. Even after 00:27:26.980 --> 00:27:34.490 I married your mom. You're just tired. You misheard 00:27:34.490 --> 00:27:43.490 me. I want to be inside now. Sure. One second. 00:27:46.750 --> 00:27:49.329 Two seconds. You didn't want to do that to start 00:27:49.329 --> 00:27:57.089 with. Four seconds. Five seconds. Dick comes 00:27:57.089 --> 00:28:07.259 in there. Straight in the eye. What was that? 00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:18.700 I don't know. Is that a cockroach? I don't know. 00:28:20.980 --> 00:28:43.980 How did you find this? I hate you. Why do you 00:28:43.980 --> 00:29:21.529 have a gun? For protection! Please. PMS. Please 00:29:21.529 --> 00:29:26.230 open the door so we can talk. I want to be a 00:29:26.230 --> 00:29:32.009 family again. I want you inside of me. Open it. 00:29:41.549 --> 00:29:44.069 Yeah, it's going to happen. It's going to shoot 00:29:44.069 --> 00:29:52.369 through the door. Do not come to the front door. 00:29:52.730 --> 00:29:56.009 There's something out there. Do not come to the 00:29:56.009 --> 00:30:02.890 front door. I'm going to get you. Just wait right 00:30:02.890 --> 00:30:09.609 there. I think it makes it worse because we're 00:30:09.609 --> 00:30:14.589 listening in headphones. Yeah, the sound's a 00:30:14.589 --> 00:30:17.450 bit off, isn't it? You can't even tell that they're 00:30:17.450 --> 00:30:24.640 outside. Fuck. Can't you hear me? The whole neighborhood 00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:27.200 can hear you. I told you to stay away from the 00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:31.500 door. There's no one out here, Phil. Are you 00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:34.019 screwing with me for being late? It's above the 00:30:34.019 --> 00:30:41.400 door. It can sound like people. Okay. Then how 00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:47.039 do I know you're you? Boom. Stumped you. Are 00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:49.920 we done now? Put your hand in the letterbox, 00:30:50.140 --> 00:30:53.900 thingy. There is something out here. What is 00:30:53.900 --> 00:31:00.900 that? What? Oh, my God. Phil. Phil, open the 00:31:00.900 --> 00:31:03.579 door right now. I'm not joking. It hasn't been 00:31:03.579 --> 00:31:07.380 10 minutes yet, man. Phil. Phil, it's coming 00:31:07.380 --> 00:31:13.859 for me. Phil, help me. Help. Help. Oh, my God. 00:31:13.880 --> 00:31:16.500 It's all over me. Help. That's what she said. 00:31:19.519 --> 00:31:26.299 Gotcha. Okay, that was fun. But come on, I'm 00:31:26.299 --> 00:31:31.640 tired of standing out here. If you can open it, 00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:37.059 I'll know it's you. There's a monster outside 00:31:37.059 --> 00:31:52.599 and you couldn't lock the door? I'm in here, 00:31:52.680 --> 00:32:20.519 honey. Fell. I see what they were doing there. 00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:29.019 Didn't quite pull it off. No. Look, I've seen 00:32:29.019 --> 00:32:34.720 what they did, but I agree. It was a bit. Yeah, 00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:41.519 the timing or, man, the audio. Didn't even sound 00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:43.559 like they were outside. No. It would have been 00:32:43.559 --> 00:32:46.880 so easy to do that. Yeah. Record it from the 00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:49.460 other room or something. Yeah. Yeah, I don't 00:32:49.460 --> 00:32:51.279 know. Like I'm always up for the stuff like that, 00:32:51.279 --> 00:32:53.460 but that wasn't really that scary. No. There 00:32:53.460 --> 00:32:56.319 is a couple others that I don't know about. No, 00:32:56.359 --> 00:32:57.880 no, no. That we might watch. We might watch later 00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:00.039 on. Next week. If you'd like to see us watch 00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:02.460 some more of that next week, let us know. So 00:33:02.460 --> 00:33:04.500 you want to wrap it up, mate? Yeah. After you 00:33:04.500 --> 00:33:07.599 scare the poop around him. I tried. Yeah, no. 00:33:08.319 --> 00:33:11.400 Hope yous enjoy that. And we'll see yous next 00:33:11.400 --> 00:33:13.559 week. Like, comment, subscribe, dude. Do all 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:15.059 the fun things. It doesn't cost yous anything. 00:33:15.180 --> 00:33:18.180 It's just a press of the button. And yeah, like 00:33:18.180 --> 00:33:21.630 I even, you know. I'll even comment back as I'd 00:33:21.630 --> 00:33:24.269 have nothing better to do. Life, peace, gent 00:33:24.269 --> 00:33:24.829 grace. Bye.