From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint.
And I'm Stretch. And this is Prevailing Strange.
This installment of Prevailing Strange is what
we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we touch
on some of the subjects that we've already crossed
this week and, yeah, follow wherever the tangents
take us. If you like what you see here, guys,
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exercise. Tangents. Tangents, baby. Oh, by the
way, so before we started doing the intro and
stuff, me and Jeremy were talking about our first
D &D game, his first D &D game of being a DM.
Two years we played for. Yeah. Bit over. Bit
over. And we just wrapped up our first campaign.
It was meant to last like three months, but because
we're all a bunch of fuckwits, we just kept going
down roads to the point where we've got a little
halfling guy who likes to wear penises as clothing.
But, dude, that ending, I wish everybody took
me seriously, but because I'm a barbarian, no
one cares. No. But great ending. I loved it,
man. Man, you just came into that game. And you
were talking about how you were going to do shit
differently based on the shit that you've fucked
up in the past. And we didn't. And you just didn't.
And the ending that you've got is kind of deserved.
Dude, as soon as Ranger was next to that mushroom,
I'm like, we're fucked. We're cooked. I'm like,
it's the tent all over again. He just goes and
stabs it. I'm like, oh. There were so many times
we could have brought it back. That was good.
Yeah, they only ever retaliated because you just
did shit. And if you just stopped doing shit,
they would have stopped doing shit. Dude, you've
done incredible for your first campaign as DM,
mate. Thanks, mate. I appreciate it. Should we
ever let Naz do it for your DM? No. Could you
imagine how chaotic it would be? I reckon Clem
would be a great DM because he's very detail
-orientated. I think if we let Handel be a DM.
Holy shit, things would be chaotic. Yeah. Oh,
Lingy would nail it. It'd just be so much chaos.
I would play in Lingy's game for sure. Oh, for
sure. So first off, I'm going to bring up. So
Jack Ripperink, our tattoo artist from upstairs,
asked me a question the other day. Right. He's
like, if you could fight anyone in the Bat family
and win, Who would you pick? Barbara. That's
exactly what I said. That's exactly what I said.
She's in a wheelchair. In a wheelchair, yeah.
Tip her out. Take it. Yeah. Barbara or Alfred.
That's exactly what I said. But only the Alfred
out of like the 89 Batman. I don't want to fuck
with these special forces Alfreds later on. Yeah,
you give me that. Would you like a check of sandwich
with this? Fuck it. I can snot that bloke. Just
charge up from behind and break a hip. No, that
was easy. That was easy. So easy. He's like,
wow. I'm like, yeah, that's where my brain goes,
bro. Sorry. Straight for the elderly and the
disabled. Can't say disabled anymore. Yeah, you
can. Wheelchair bound. Okay. But, yeah. It's
funny when we go over fucking talking shit because
I just cut all the fucking jokes because I post
them on fucking Instagram anyway. Dude, that
was hectic. My chest is so fucking, I think I'm
going to die. It's funny because we've got some
jokes up there that have certain demographics
and do really well. And then we post other jokes
up there that would probably upset that demographic.
They do really well too. Thread the needle, motherfucker.
Oh, man, I don't hate anyone. No, God, no. No,
jokes are jokes. Yeah. Funny's funny. The world's
dark enough without having to be told what you
can and can't laugh at. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
If you laugh at something, man, don't ever feel
bad about it, unless it's like you're kicking
a puppy and you're laughing at it. Yeah, don't
do fucking cruel shit. No. But, you know, dude,
a joke's a joke. Yeah. It's not a dick. No. No,
we're not judging anyone. God, no, man. Legit,
there's even funny jokes out there that I would
find abhorrent that I find absolutely hilarious.
The funnier jokes are the heinous ones because
they elicit - I think I just showed that. They
elicit a reaction that is obviously not meant
to convey that message across. Yeah, you're not
going to go out and do that. Fuck no. It's a
shock value. It's like - Oh, fuck. Oh, should
I? Yeah. And your body's doing this, saying,
oh, just let it go. Yeah. It's like, yeah. There's
enough dark shit in the world for you to sit
there and laugh about the fucking shit that makes
you laugh. Yeah, that's right. Like even the
Toyota Tundras. Laugh at them. Big American truck,
three and a half litre V6. Fuck off. Over here.
So stupid, dude. So dumb. And the thing is, I've
seen them. I'm like, fuck, Toyota Tundras look
so sick. Oh, they're coming out with a four -litre
V8. That's going to be so good. No, three and
a half litre six. And then I'm like, well, you
can buy a Ram that is still 6 .2 litre V8s or
5 .7 litre V8s. Yeah, the Tundras over in the
States are sick. Dude, the older model Tundras
are sick over here. You see there's a white one
driving around here, man. So sexy. It's a V8.
Yeah. It's just the later model ones that have
turned into a turbo V6 or a turbo diesel V6.
That's for an Australian release. You reckon?
Yeah, 100%. I think that's in the States as well.
I'm going to Google. Google it. The Navara, not
Navara, the Navara's big brother. The Titan is
pretty fucking cool too. Lion son of a bitch.
Hey. Yep. Sorry. The 2025 Toyota Tundra in the
USA is a full -size pickup truck that offers
a range of features and capabilities as available
with a twin -turbo V6 engine or a twin -turbo
hybrid V6 engine. Really? Called the i -Force
Max. Okay. And it comes with a 10 -speed automatic.
Holy shit. In saying that, race used to have
like an Audi A5. Straight. It was a six -cylinder.
Yeah. It had the seven -speed automatic. I took
Branchie for a drive and one day I said, oi,
pick when it changes gears. It's like one gear.
It just goes. Yeah, it's the variable. Or no,
no, is it 10 -speed or is it like it? No, it's
a seven -speed automatic. It wasn't paddle shift.
Yeah. But you cannot pick when it changes gears.
It's that smooth. And the Europeans know how
to build a fucking car. Yeah, the maintenance
on them is fucked though. I watch a bloke on
YouTube pretty religiously, Matt Armstrong. He's
got two channels, Matt Armstrong and Matt Armstrong
MK2. He started off buying cars that were smashed
or broken and just build them up in his driveway.
And he's progressed and now he builds supercars.
Yeah, right. And it's just him, his best mates
and his dad. He's built a multi -million dollar
business and has, like he bought, he's made a
smashed Audi R8 V10 and then made a video of
it. This guy in 10 hours gets 17 million views
on a video. He's got videos on YouTube that go
for like two and a half hours that have 20 million
views on them. To have that retention and you
sit there and you listen, he's British. But everyone
in the video is British, but they all have different
accents. Yeah. So weird. Even the father and
the son, different accents. Okay. So weird. But
dude, so entertaining. And the fact that you
sit there and he tells you the price. So he breaks
it down. So he buys the car smashed. Yep. And
then he buys all the parts and puts it all together
himself and does everything himself with his
dad and all of his mates. For a disc brake. Right.
For one disc, for a Lamborghini. Oh, yeah. 20
something hundred? No, no, no. For one disc,
it was 6 ,500 British pounds. Yeah, right. For
one disc. For a battery, for the same Lamborghini,
36 ,000 British pounds. Is this the guy that
finds the parts that... They're matched to, so
like. Yeah. So he bought the blinkers for his
Murcielago and they're off a fucking Ford. Ford
Focus, yeah. For 16 pounds. Yeah, I've seen this
guy. Or you buy them from Lamborghini and they've
still got the Ford stamp on the blinker and they're
like 1 ,100 British pounds for the indicators.
Yeah. And he's like, no, I'm not doing that.
I'll go buy something off a Ford Focus. Yeah,
fuck it. And I like watching him. Yeah. It's.
It's entertaining, it's informational, and it
makes you realise that I will never own a supercar.
No. No, that's right. It's like so we've got
that new car motorsport park opening up near
us. Oh, dude, so excited. Oh, my Lord, I'm so
excited. Except for how much it's going to cost.
What do you mean? It's fucking ridiculous, man.
For us to drive on it? Yeah. Why? It's a resort.
Yeah, it's a resort. But like, so I think it
was something in the ballpark of like 20 grand
a month for people who - So they're doing like
a membership like they do over at Concourse in
US. I think so, yeah. Like people will have like
- That's - But the thing is, those people who
are paying that 20 grand a month, they're paying
like fucking millions of dollars for their cars
and they're paying - hundreds of thousands of
dollars for services and they've got, you know,
stupid, stupid. To do a service on a Bugatti
Chiron? Yeah. Like one service, that's an oil
change, disc pads, fluid swap, all that sort
of shit, 38 ,000 British pounds. That's crazy,
isn't it? And you've got to do that every three
months. Yeah. Or every 5 ,000 cars. That's the
thing. You think you make a million dollars,
oh, I'll go out and buy a Lamborghini. The upkeep,
man, will kill you. Yep. Yeah, it's, I guess
like he's now, Matt's got, so he's got Porsche
GT3 RS, Porsche GT3, McLaren P1, McLaren 720S,
Ferrari, Lamborghini Murcielago, all these cars,
but they'd be a tax write -off, wouldn't they?
Them tags would be a tax write -off because he's
used them as an income. Yeah, I don't know how
it works. There's a fella over in the States
who goes around buying ones that have fallen
into disrepair. People who have bought them and
haven't been able to do anything to them and
just fucking have shown them off and shit like
that and they've just engine seized or whatever.
Right. He goes around and he buys these cars
off them and then he hires them out. to people
to put in music videos. Yeah, right. Rolls up
straight off the back of a tilt tray, straight
into the driveway, and they're sitting on him
in a music video. And he's making bank on this
shit. Yeah, right. Influencers have him in the
background of their videos, full cloud chasing.
Yep. And these cars don't run. And, yeah, he's
just full tilt tray, bam. Puts them on the spot.
That's sad. And they use them in the video. It's
like that fucking plane. They got the fake fucking
inside of a plane. Where it's the inside and
the influence is going to take photos and videos
and shit. And they do skits on it and shit like
fucking mid -flight fucking debacles that didn't
really happen. Didn't happen at all. Yeah. And
that's, if you can make it, there's some way
you can finance stuff, then go for it. Make money
any way you can, really, except for, you know.
Abusing children. We won't talk about that. We
won't talk about that. Talking about making money,
I saw the other day Mr. Beast's rise. So the
first year, I think he had 16 subscribers. We've
got 67. Thank you. Mr. Who? Mr. Who, yeah. We
could only wish. Yeah. I think he ended up with
like 167. Because he was young when he started.
Oh, yeah. 15, 16, something like that. Man, his
rise is fucking bullshit. It's astronomical.
Yeah, impressive. Like his show was the most
expensive show ever made. And that's your Lord
of the Rings. That's your Game of Thrones. No,
his one season of the show was the most expensive.
And it was a game show. Yeah. Give away more
money than any other show in the history of the
world. Yep. Awesome. I love it. Insane. Did you
see that? He put this fella in a house that,
I don't know if it was made of his or somehow
he was known to him. Bigger fella. Needed to
lose some weight. Dude, that broke my heart,
that show. I never watched it. Dude. Did he do
all right? He crushed it. Yeah. Absolutely beautiful
human being. Yeah. But he hired him a personal
trainer. Yeah. And him and this personal trainer
worked together every day, man. Yeah, and they
put him in a house. Yeah. Said, stay in this
house, lose 100 pounds, was it? I'll give you
a fucking however much money. The personal trainer
passed away like three weeks out of finishing
it. And it fucked him, man. It's hard -wrenching.
It's so hard -wrenching because every time, like,
oh, I'm getting choked up talking about it. But,
like, he was, like, the. the coach had come in
and they'd hug and he'd be like, thanks so much,
man. You've changed my life. I love you to death.
And he's like, man, we're doing this together.
We're going to knock this out of the park together,
you and I. And just then one day, I think it
was, I think it was, and the worst part was I
think it was suicide too. Like, oh, dude. Oh,
man. It was a hard watch, but it was so inspirational.
Yeah. And he's like, oh, yeah. Moving on. Moving
on. Mr. Beast does some pretty fucking cool shit.
Oh, yeah. Like the one where he put him in a
bunker. He's like, stay in here for as long as
you can. I'll give you $10 ,000 a day. I'll start
taking shit off you. Yeah. I'll fucking give
you money to take shit off you. Yeah, it's pretty
cool. Did you see the one where old mate rigged
up the antenna for his TV? No. I think he had,
like, the TV and the DVD player and all the fucking
media and shit. He's like, fucking, I'll give
you however much for the media and all that,
but I'm going to leave the TV there just to kind
of be a fucking dick. Tease yous with it. And
old mates fucking stripped some wire and fucking.
Genius. Yeah, put it in the fucking coaxial and,
yeah, he got some fucking free TV. Mr. Beast
is watching and he's like. Can't argue with that.
So, yeah, they had free TV. I love that. There's
another YouTuber that I love to watch, man. It's
wholesome as shit. His name's Ryan Trahan. You
ever heard of him? Just a young fella, him and
his wife. They just completed a 50 states in
50 days tour of the states. Right. And they stayed
in all the most incredible Airbnbs that they
could find. Mm -hmm. So they stayed in things
like Tatooine huts and shit, massive tree houses
that were 100 metres in the air and they were
just raising money for St Jude's Hospital. Dude,
they raised something like $11 million. That's
sick. So good. And they got sponsorships like
from this mob called Electric Bikes and they're
like, if you ride our bike every day, we'll donate
$10 ,000 every time you ride it. Yeah, right.
And they were. And then there was another mobile
gaming company. I forget the name of the mobile
gaming company. But they were donating. They're
like, for every person who downloads this game,
we'll donate $1 ,000 or something. They were
donating like $120 ,000 a day. See, man, that's
the power. That's the good side of the internet,
isn't it? Yeah. There's a – I can't remember
the name of him. There's a guy I come across
not that long ago. Jeffrey Epstein. No. This
guy's like making friends across the world. Nice.
And so he'll rock up in a random place and be
like, oh, I'm going to have a sleepover tonight.
Do you want to come around? And like people knock
him back like, ah, fucking whatever. But then
there's some people like, we've got nothing to
do. Yeah, we'll come around for a sleepover.
So then he makes a whole fucking video of just
like. 18 adults fucking having a sleepover and
having a good time and making friends. And then
he'll travel across the states and he'll just
be knocking on random doors like, would you make
me dinner for tonight? And, like, it takes him
a few, but then somebody goes, yeah, come in.
Hang on. I think I've seen that. There's two
fellas and they went to work. Like, everyone
was shutting them down. They went to the black
family's home and they're like. Yeah, sure, come
in. Yeah, come in. And then they got Chef Rush
in to help cook the meal and shit. Yeah. Dude,
they're phenomenal. So to begin with, it was
pretty low key. He was just like he was pretty
over the rat race and where he was living didn't
have a whole lot of people around him. Fucking
preach. So he started reaching out to people
over the internet. And I think he's gotten to
the point where he's like playing games with
people and he's like, hey, man. I think one of
them was like over in England or the UK. He's
like, hey, man, if I come over tomorrow, will
you show me around York? Yeah, right. And my
mate's like, sure, yeah. So he goes over in the
UK and fucking sick. Fucking sick. And just shit
like that. He's constantly one -upping these
things and, yeah, some pretty cool stuff out
there. I like that. Yeah, and, like, our mate's
getting paid to make this content that makes
people happy. Yeah. Puts faith in humanity. A
lot, yeah. The more faith we can get in humanity,
the better, I reckon. Yeah. At the moment, we
need it. So I love, love seeing that sort of
shit, and then we're going to hear about him
being murdered and consumed by a bunch of humans.
Look at this shit. You know what? This is so
fucking inappropriate. So I've just opened up
my phone, and there's a photo of Halsey doing
coke off a spoon. All the power to you, girl.
That's so fucking hostile. Why should you take
a photo saying, oh, look at her doing coke? You
don't know. That could be anything. It could
be ketamine. It could be speed. It could be anything.
Stop judging. It could be vitamins. Yeah. Look.
I saw a post the other day about how we're getting
all these kind of Star Wars content and like
Star Wars is kind of making a lot of stuff at
the moment. At the moment? At the moment, yeah.
Sorry. Continue. Somebody suggested that they
should make a Dave and Edinburgh style. documentary
series with all the kind of weird, wonderful
creatures of the Star Wars universe? Would you
not watch that? But narrate it by, like, K2SO
or? Oh, yeah, I don't care. You know who should
narrate it? Fucking Yoda. Let's go. I saw the
shittest joke the other day. What did Yoda say
when he first saw himself in 4K? I don't know.
HDMI? It's fucking shit. It's so good. But, yeah,
I'd watch that show. Fake documentaries of fucking
Star Wars creatures. I probably would too. You
know, and then have him go into like a tribe.
Like, I mean, this is the national tribe of blah,
blah, blah, blah. And she's like. Like Gungan's
in the. In there with the Tusken Sand Rangers.
And he's sitting there and they're like, if I
can go down, you see all the Gungans and shit
under the water and stuff. If I can go to Kashyyyk
and he goes. It's got subtitles and shit. And
then David Attenborough is trying to learn, like,
Yoda. Yoda's going to be out in a row. I'm just
for this. And then, like, Yoda's, like, trying
to do it as well. He's like, oh, no, sorry, that's
wrong again. He's trying to learn and stuff.
We could do it. George Lucas, reach out. George
Lucas has nothing to do with it anymore. He doesn't
own Star Wars anymore, does he? Or Disney, baby.
God damn it. Mickey Mouse, reach out. There's
a YouTube horror short that I didn't know whether
you'd want to watch and react to it. How short?
Like a seven -minute type short. That's a long
short. What's it called? Who's There. I don't
think I want that. You don't have to watch it.
I'm going to watch this again. It's a bonfire.
I told you. How long you gonna be? Only a couple
hours. For real? Yeah, I'm sorry. You can just
put it in the fridge for me. I'll eat it when
I get home. I mean, it's never the best way that
bad. Are there gonna be any parents there tonight,
at least? Mr. Key's farm. We've met him, I think.
I'm only going in because Marissa's ex is gonna
be there and she needs social backup. Yeah, there's
gonna be some serious drinking in it. Of course
there's going to be drinking. This isn't Utah.
She's a bad influence. Okay, Phil, that apron
is a bad influence. Really? Okay, well, you're
not driving. Okay, keys are on the hook. Then
how are you going to get there? You know, Mom
would appreciate how you've grown into this whole
parenting thing. Boom, bitch! I was ready to
get fucked up! Phillip, sorry. Hi! Back by midnight!
Oh, that's fake already. You know what, don't
you? A little timing. The smoke alarm's actually
working! Get on Tinder, buddy. All grinder. Ready
to judge. Ghosted. Haven't had a ham cheese toastie
for dinner. Oh yeah. He didn't even eat it. Oh.
What will I let you do this shit to me for? It's
good entertainment. They live in the Appalachian
Mountains. You shouldn't answer the door. 100%.
100 % shouldn't answer that door. Brooks? Brooks?
Why is his land room upstairs? Are you okay?
I didn't want to be there anymore. Hurry! Okay,
okay. Coming. He's never been called that before.
Dad, I said it's freezing. Please let me in.
What did that say? On my way. Oh, God! He's like,
you put that question mark in there. Ghosted
again. Yeah. Open the door, Dad. Nobody calls
me that. I'm going to the store. Brooke? Dad,
I'm getting worried here. What's wrong? You,
uh... You never called me Dad before. Even after
I married your mom. You're just tired. You misheard
me. I want to be inside now. Sure. One second.
Two seconds. You didn't want to do that to start
with. Four seconds. Five seconds. Dick comes
in there. Straight in the eye. What was that?
I don't know. Is that a cockroach? I don't know.
How did you find this? I hate you. Why do you
have a gun? For protection! Please. PMS. Please
open the door so we can talk. I want to be a
family again. I want you inside of me. Open it.
Yeah, it's going to happen. It's going to shoot
through the door. Do not come to the front door.
There's something out there. Do not come to the
front door. I'm going to get you. Just wait right
there. I think it makes it worse because we're
listening in headphones. Yeah, the sound's a
bit off, isn't it? You can't even tell that they're
outside. Fuck. Can't you hear me? The whole neighborhood
can hear you. I told you to stay away from the
door. There's no one out here, Phil. Are you
screwing with me for being late? It's above the
door. It can sound like people. Okay. Then how
do I know you're you? Boom. Stumped you. Are
we done now? Put your hand in the letterbox,
thingy. There is something out here. What is
that? What? Oh, my God. Phil. Phil, open the
door right now. I'm not joking. It hasn't been
10 minutes yet, man. Phil. Phil, it's coming
for me. Phil, help me. Help. Help. Oh, my God.
It's all over me. Help. That's what she said.
Gotcha. Okay, that was fun. But come on, I'm
tired of standing out here. If you can open it,
I'll know it's you. There's a monster outside
and you couldn't lock the door? I'm in here,
honey. Fell. I see what they were doing there.
Didn't quite pull it off. No. Look, I've seen
what they did, but I agree. It was a bit. Yeah,
the timing or, man, the audio. Didn't even sound
like they were outside. No. It would have been
so easy to do that. Yeah. Record it from the
other room or something. Yeah. Yeah, I don't
know. Like I'm always up for the stuff like that,
but that wasn't really that scary. No. There
is a couple others that I don't know about. No,
no, no. That we might watch. We might watch later
on. Next week. If you'd like to see us watch
some more of that next week, let us know. So
you want to wrap it up, mate? Yeah. After you
scare the poop around him. I tried. Yeah, no.
Hope yous enjoy that. And we'll see yous next
week. Like, comment, subscribe, dude. Do all
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have nothing better to do. Life, peace, gent
grace. Bye.