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From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint.

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And I'm Stretch, and this is Prevailing Strange.

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Welcome back guys to our week in review, where

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Clint and I get to share our thoughts on some

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of the content that we've checked out this week.

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you. What have you checked out this week? Mate,

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I've watched so much shit. Okay. I have watched,

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I don't know whether you've seen it, Untamed.

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We spoke about it on Monday. Very well done show.

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I enjoyed it. Was a tad predictive. Okay. So

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without spoiling, but I just want to know personal

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curiosity, is it a supernatural thing? No, which

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I was so upset about. Because it leant towards

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it in the trailer? I was like, hmm. I'm like,

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oh. So the thing that got me thinking about it

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is the appellation of it all. Like I thought,

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oh, this could be leaning into that sort of mystical

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sort of shit or there could be some cryptids

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in the mountains that are disappearing people.

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Wrong side of the country. Yeah, wrong side of

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the country. Completely down the, you know. Serial

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killer -ish? No. It does delve into, because

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it's set in Yosemite. Yep. So it's set in Yosemite,

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and the thing with it, there's a part in the

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Yellowstone National Park which is very close

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to this, which has no jurisdiction. We've seen

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it in Yellowstone. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. There is

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a place where there's no jurisdiction. There

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is no courts. There's no police. There's no due

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process. There's no nothing. Yeah. So I believe

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it's in between two areas where there is, because

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if you tried for anything. It's three. Three.

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Yeah. Yeah. If you're convicted of a crime there,

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you need to be judged by a court of your peers,

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but nobody lives in this area. Yeah. So there's

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a loophole that, you know, if you were ever caught,

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you couldn't be fucking tried anyway. Exactly.

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The thing with this movie is it really shows

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the vastness of Yosemite National Park, how the

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fact that there could be so many, so many murders

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that happen there and no one's going to know.

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Oh, yeah. The thing that pisses me off about

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this show, this movie, a series. It's a short

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series. I think there's six episodes or something.

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When they go missing, so there's – Based around

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three people, two of them are investigators in

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this national park. They're part of the rangers,

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the park rangers essentially. But they're federal

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police because it's that big. Yep. The thing

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that really pisses me off, this thing spans as

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much as it is. And I'm going to tell you how

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big the Yosemite National Park is right now.

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Based on top of a… Active volcano for anybody

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listening at home. The Yosemite National Park

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spans 759 ,620 square acres. Quite a big parcel

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of land. 1 ,000, sorry, 3 ,074 square kilometres.

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Now, there's parts in this series where one person

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goes looking for something. Gets himself into

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a spot of bother. Phones don't work out there.

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And they're about to die. Struggling. Yep. Then

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all of a sudden someone shows up. Bullshit. Bullshit.

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Yep. And it happens multiple times. Just takes

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you out of the whole show. You know what I'm

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saying? Like, that should be 101. If you're going

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into that wilderness and... you're in 3 ,000

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square kilometres, how are you going to be found

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just by screaming? Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

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No, and a lot of these places where they are,

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they're not even on the path. They're nowhere

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near the path. Yeah, so that really bothered

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me. It's so beautiful, shot so well. So the first

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time I saw the trailer, it was on a small screen,

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a smallish screen. It was here. I'm looking into

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the light. But then I watched it again later

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on. It looked like some of it was computer generated.

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What's it like in the TV show? You don't see

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that. Okay. You don't know. There's no hints

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of any – there's no real CG in it. There's a

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part in the first episode where you blink and

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you'll miss it. I think that's the only sort

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of CG element of the whole show. Okay, cool.

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Really. It made me want to go and see shit like

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that because it was just, yeah, insane. I've

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been there. Fuck off. Piece of shit. What about

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you? Okay, so I finished off the Southern Reach

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series, the fourth book. You finished that last

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week. No, no, that was the third in the original

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trilogy. Okay. So there was a fourth book. So

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we get no real answers. Yeah, thanks. I enjoyed

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it for the speculative fiction of the whole thing.

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But it doesn't tell you shit. Not really. There's

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no closure on, you know, oh, it's an invasive

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alien species or it's a rip in the time fucking

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space continuum or it's this or it's that. It's

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just a what if of it all, basically. So the fourth

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book comes in. basically explores the lead up

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to everything. It starts decades earlier. So

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I told you about this last week, about how these

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- Ten years earlier. Yeah, they find these fucking

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rabbits from the original book that had gone

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in with cameras, like I'm assuming GoPros or

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something like that. And so this early team of

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biologists goes into the Forgotten Coast is what

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it's called at the time in Florida before Area

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X has - even become a thing. There's weird shit

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going on and they encounter that. It's the first

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kind of documented encounter of weird shit on

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the coast. They find these rabbits. They start

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watching the videos on these cameras. And the

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first thing that I think about is how do they

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know how to watch these cameras? It looks like

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just a black box. These haven't been invented

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yet. What the fuck are you doing? Assumedly.

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There's no talk of telephones like mobile phones

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or anything like that. It's pretty fucking old

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school. So a micro SD card. Somehow they're watching

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these videos and they're seeing their own death

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and every time they watch the video it's something

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different and it gets fucking weird in a cool

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way. Okay. It's a three -part, this book. It

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starts off with this team. They're hearing like

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piano music out in the middle of the Everglades

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and fucking some weird shit happens. It's pretty

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cool. Anyway, so that's told from the perspective

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of this one fella reading the reports of it.

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And then it goes to the second part. It's a little

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bit later on and he's retired but then he's brought

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back into the fold and he's going to investigate

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this area that he's only ever read about in these

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documents. Right. The Forgotten Coast and this

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town nearby where the lighthouse is and all that

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shit. So he's going in there and he's got this

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whole cover story of why he's in there and he's

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meeting some of the people that fucking go in

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and are lost. In the earlier books. Right. So

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you're getting little bits of hints of them and

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pretty much what the agency that's overseeing

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the whole thing is doing in that area. And you

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get some answers to that or what they were doing

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at least. Then it goes on into the third part

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and it's told that from the perspective of a

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dude on... Amphetamines? Amphetamines, yes. Just

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off his guts. Fucking going in, he's in the first

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expedition into. Is this the writer? Oh, man.

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It sounds like he's on the meth. Potentially,

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potentially. And basically because so you hear

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about him in the other two books about he's the

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only one to come back, he's the only one to survive

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from the first expedition. Right. He's the cautionary

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tale. He's how they learnt how to go in there

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in the, you know, previous expeditions. And he

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ends up being like a head honcho in the people

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that are kind of overseeing the whole thing.

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But just to see him go in and kind of have no

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fucking idea what he's doing and go batshit crazy

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in there because he's coming down off the drugs.

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Fucking hell. Don't read these books if you want

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answers. Just go along for the ride. Is it hard

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to follow? No. Okay. No, no. It's constantly

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overlapping. Right. Revealing layers of the onion.

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You just never get to the middle. You never get

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a fucking answer. Do I wish I didn't read it?

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No. Okay. Do I wish I could answer? Yes. Right,

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okay. Speculatively, they say it's aliens and

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they're saying that Area X is not on our world.

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It's a pocket. You go through this pocket and

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it's another world you're on. Even though it's

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very similar to ours, but some weird shit's going

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on. Oh, man. How's it expanding? Yeah. I don't

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know. I don't know. It just is. They don't tell

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you that. No. They don't tell you how there's

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doppelgangers of everyone that goes in, comes

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back out, and how some of them have come back

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fucking weird. Some of them came back with cancer

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and died. Some of them came back and knew that

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they were doppelgangers in the end. Natalie Portman

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from the movie. She goes in. That original one

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dies. The one that comes out is a doppelganger.

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She knows she's a doppelganger and she's kind

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of trying to navigate the world knowing she's

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a copy, which is pretty interesting. Dude, this

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gives me a fucking headache. It took me a while

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to read because I was like, I'll just put that

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down and I don't know if I'll pick that back

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up again. But then I did. It wasn't compelling

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enough to keep me in the story. Right. Because

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the narrative wasn't so compelling, but it was

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worth it in the end. Really? I'd give it a solid

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three and a half stars. Out of ten. Okay, fair.

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So I'm just going to finger blast you with some

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shit that I've watched. Oh, finger blast away.

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So I watched Tomb Raider with Angelina Jolie.

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Still holds up. Still a great film. It's the

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best she's ever looked, by the way. Ted Lasso,

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again, re -watched. Sorry, happens every week.

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Just get over it. Jack Reacher, Tom Cruise movie.

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Dude, that still holds up. And yeah, I know,

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he doesn't look like Jack Reacher from the books,

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but he gives a fuck. It was a great movie. That

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scene where he blends in with the baseball cap,

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pretty funny. Nailed it. Because let's face it,

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Alan Richardson ain't going to blend in like

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that motherfucker does. Italian Job, directed

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by F. Gary Gray. Mark Wahlberg, Edward Norton.

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Such a great cast. Great film. The minis. Yeah.

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Perfect. So well done. A movie that I've never

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seen. All right, we're getting on to some new

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stuff then. No, no, no. It's old. Like, okay.

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Blue Mountain State, The Rise of Thad Land. What?

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Fucking watch that movie, dude. If you like Van

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Waller, Party Liaison, this movie, holy shit.

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It's just, it's. Is that the second one? Yeah.

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I haven't seen the first one. Okay. Don't worry

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about the first one. Just watch Thad Land. Basically,

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it's. Alan Richardson as Thad, he's gone off

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and he's become this famous footballer, but he

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misses being in college, high school, and he's

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like, it's a whole, what do they call them, a

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frat house. The dean wants to sell it, doesn't

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want it to be a party house anymore, so they're

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like, oh, we need to put our money together and

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buy it. Oh, we're all broke. We can't afford

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to buy it. What are we going to do? Oh, Thad

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was part of this. Let's go and ask him for the

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money. He's a multimillionaire now and again.

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The only way I'd ever come back is if you made

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Thad land. He's like, what's Thad land? And so

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Thad hands over a diary, and it's essentially

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what Thad's utopia would be, where it snows,

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but it snows all year round, but the snow is

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actually cocaine. There's chicks with cocaine.

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It's just fucking bonkers and hilarious from

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start to finish. And The Martian. I was having

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a really stressful day the last couple of days

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at work, The Martian just re -centers and away

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you go. Heals you. It does. I've got more that

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I'm going to delve into, but, yeah, that was

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my finger blast quick action. Okay. You finger

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blasted me. Now give me your second thing. Okay.

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There's a new series on Netflix called WWE Unreal.

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Yep. Now I've fallen out of the WWE cycle probably

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about five, six years ago, seven years ago. I

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haven't really paid attention to it. So when

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this popped up, I was like, oh, do I really want

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to watch this? You know, I think of Dummy Dash

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with the WWE. It was just shit, boring. It's

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not like Attitude Era back in the day. It was

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Stone Cold, The Rock and all that. And this new

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show, it's, dude, I think this is the best show

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that's ever been put out about the WWE. It is

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absolutely phenomenal. Can't say I've seen too

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many. Shows about wrestling. Well, there's like

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Beyond the Mat and Beyond the Mat 2. Then you

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have the Vincent Mann documentary that came out

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last year. And then you've got, you know, just

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all the stuff that comes out about, especially

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around big events like Survivor Series, WrestleMania

00:14:32.299 --> 00:14:33.980
and all that. They always come out with a little

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attachment DVD. This one is six episodes, four

00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:41.820
episodes, maybe six episodes. And it's just really

00:14:41.820 --> 00:14:48.180
well written, well done. It takes you back. stage

00:14:48.180 --> 00:14:55.259
of like a year of WWE dates, how they come up

00:14:55.259 --> 00:14:58.700
with the storylines, the talent, the way that

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they interact with their talent, how the talent

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works, them trying to get billed for a show,

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the heartache of an injury, how close everyone

00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:12.899
is backstage and how much they take care of each

00:15:12.899 --> 00:15:14.500
other and never, ever want to see each other

00:15:14.500 --> 00:15:16.850
hurt. You know what I mean? Yeah. Some accidents

00:15:16.850 --> 00:15:18.549
that happened in the ring, some accidents that

00:15:18.549 --> 00:15:24.590
happened outside the ring. So it's just, I thoroughly

00:15:24.590 --> 00:15:27.769
recommend it. It is a good show. Yeah, okay.

00:15:29.450 --> 00:15:32.210
Even if you're not a wrestling fan, you could

00:15:32.210 --> 00:15:37.230
watch it. It's that good. Okay. And it's got

00:15:37.230 --> 00:15:39.149
Ree Ripley in it for about an hour and a half.

00:15:41.280 --> 00:15:44.940
Ah, see the attraction. Everybody would see the

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attraction. But yeah, I thoroughly recommend

00:15:49.259 --> 00:15:52.240
watching it. It's called WWE Unreal on Netflix.

00:15:52.500 --> 00:15:55.879
Okay. So I finally got around to watching Nosferatu.

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Okay. And the last Robert Eggers movie that is

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out so far. And that's got Skarsgård in that.

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I'll read you the cast. Lily Rose Depp. Okay.

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Nicholas Holt. Oh, yes. Bill Skarsgård. Yeah.

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William Defoe. Willem Defoe. Fuck. Aaron Taylor

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-Johnson. Holy shit. Ralph Ineson. No idea. Galactus.

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Holy fuck. Yeah. Wow. And that's a movie. Man,

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I am a big fan of this dude now. After watching

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the last four movies, big fan. Robert Eggers. Robert

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Eggers. I cannot wait to see what he does with

00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:39.259
his werewolf film that's coming out soon. Yeah,

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right. That's the werewolf. Yes. Man, it looks

00:16:45.250 --> 00:16:49.809
fantastic. It's funny. Like, it's the best Willem

00:16:49.809 --> 00:16:52.029
Dafoe has ever been, I reckon, in these movies.

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I've seen him get a head job. I know what you're

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into, but, like, watching this dude, like. I've

00:16:59.049 --> 00:17:00.870
got a gif on my phone where he's dancing across

00:17:00.870 --> 00:17:04.430
the screen like this and it looks like he's got

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three legs. Like, the dialogue in this, in all

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Robert Edgar's movies, lean into the era -specific...

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Right. Like, thys and thous and, like, very kind

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of proper kind of talking. And, like, to see

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the way that Willem Dafoe just fucking plays

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these roles with... What he is fucking conveying

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in these words that isn't natural to us. Yeah.

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Fantastic, man. Yeah, right. It's like almost

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Shakespearean if I was to like Shakespeare. Yeah.

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I don't like Shakespeare. Fuck that shit. No

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one does. But, oh, man, he kills it in every

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one of these movies. He's in all four. Really?

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No, sorry, he's not in The Witch. The Witch with

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two Vs. He's not in that. But. Well, it should

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be called a double V, not a double U. The vvitch

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like projecting and he's speaking in this like

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old style English and it's like, oh. Yeah, right.

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It's not like grating but like impressive when

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he's talking. It's like, whoa, man, that's fucking

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wild. So there's scenes in Nosferatu where it

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kind of nods its head to the old movies, a lot

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of shadow play. Nice. And like he's. Like in

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Bram Stoker. Yeah, and he's reaching out and

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his shadow is reaching out over certain Germany

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somewhere. And as the shadow reaches, his hand

00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:10.539
reaches out over Germany, the plague follows.

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Oh, yeah, right. People are screaming in the

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night and, man, it's pure cinema. Yeah, right.

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He's doing some great shit. See, and that's another

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thing why I loved Werewolf by Night. It looked

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so good. Yeah. Just a small budget one shot.

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It was fantastic. And that's the thing with Werewolf

00:19:36.430 --> 00:19:41.089
by Night and The Lighthouse, they were black

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and white. Yeah. And the contrast ratio. Fantastic.

00:19:44.990 --> 00:19:48.569
So he does this thing, like it's a colour movie.

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Oh, Nosferatu is? Nosferatu is, yeah. Oh, right,

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okay. But he does these things where it's like

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the night time scenes. There's blues in it, but

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it's contrast right up to look like a black and

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white film. So there's a lot of scenes where

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it's like nighttime. It looks almost black and

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white, but there's some blues in that black,

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and they boost the contrast, so they're using

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heavy shadows and shit like that. The cinematography

00:20:16.619 --> 00:20:20.059
that this dude pulls in some of the scenes, the

00:20:20.059 --> 00:20:25.900
rotating camera shots, and I could not. recommend

00:20:25.900 --> 00:20:30.200
these movies more so. Fuck yeah. Yeah, and like

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it's gruesome in parts. You don't need to watch

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these in an order, do you? They're not connected

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at all. No, definitely not connected at all.

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Okay, cool. But this Nosferatu one is a universals

00:20:43.099 --> 00:20:44.619
movie, so like universal monsters. Universal

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monsters. I don't know if it's going to connect

00:20:46.619 --> 00:20:49.299
or anything else or not, but yeah, you can watch

00:20:49.299 --> 00:20:52.299
these out of order any time. Yeah, fuck yes.

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But yeah. Bill Skarsgård plays Dracula, doesn't

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he? Orlok, Count Orlok, who is Nosferatu. And

00:21:02.849 --> 00:21:07.529
very kind of different take on vampires. Yeah,

00:21:07.529 --> 00:21:11.789
right. Yeah, like I'm not going to give anything

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away. Motherfucker. You know how in a lot of

00:21:17.329 --> 00:21:20.339
movies vampires are very perfect looking. But

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then you had Nosferatu where he's a kind of decrepit

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looking kind of cunt. Kind of leads into that.

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You know my ultimate vampire? Have you ever watched?

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Here we go. Have you ever watched Renfield? No,

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I haven't. I want to watch it. Nicholas Cage.

00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:40.400
Nicholas holds us in that too. Nicholas Cage

00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:44.900
as Count Dracula. Yep. Fucking sensational. I've

00:21:44.900 --> 00:21:46.819
been meaning to watch that. I watched it every

00:21:46.819 --> 00:21:50.630
day in the shop here for a week straight. It

00:21:50.630 --> 00:21:52.730
became a running joke. He'd say, Hammy, what

00:21:52.730 --> 00:21:55.950
do you want to watch? Put on Renfield. So he'd

00:21:55.950 --> 00:21:59.089
put on Renfield. Nice. So good. And Nicholas

00:21:59.089 --> 00:22:01.450
Holt. Yeah, Nicholas Holt. Bam. Dude, do yourself

00:22:01.450 --> 00:22:05.430
a favour and watch these four movies, but don't

00:22:05.430 --> 00:22:07.890
just put them on in the shop. Right, so give

00:22:07.890 --> 00:22:11.029
it my undivided attention. Oh, dude, yeah. Put

00:22:11.029 --> 00:22:15.490
yourself in that fucking position. Lighthouse.

00:22:16.009 --> 00:22:19.630
Northman. Northman. The Witch. And there's another

00:22:19.630 --> 00:22:21.289
one coming out, isn't it? Yeah, The Werewolf.

00:22:21.509 --> 00:22:24.549
The Werewolf. The Werewolf. Yeah. All right.

00:22:24.710 --> 00:22:27.269
Sweet. Okay. I might actually watch one of them

00:22:27.269 --> 00:22:29.529
tonight. Which one would you watch first? I'd

00:22:29.529 --> 00:22:32.589
start from the start just because The Witch.

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Okay, perfect. The Witch, sorry. Yeah, The Witch.

00:22:35.569 --> 00:22:38.309
All right, sweet. Number one. And it's good.

00:22:38.390 --> 00:22:43.089
And, like, how many times you will realise that,

00:22:43.150 --> 00:22:45.529
oh, that was kind of referenced in pop culture.

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Yeah, right. On the internet, memes, fucking

00:22:48.200 --> 00:22:50.039
all that kind of shit. How long ago were these

00:22:50.039 --> 00:22:53.420
fucking written? The Witch, I think, was 2014.

00:22:54.220 --> 00:22:56.319
Oh, so they're not old. Not a whole lot old,

00:22:56.319 --> 00:22:59.740
no. They're fucking new. The movies are new or

00:22:59.740 --> 00:23:01.660
the books are new? I don't think they're based.

00:23:01.779 --> 00:23:03.599
They're not based on books. He wrote all these

00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:05.319
by himself. Did he? He wrote and directed them,

00:23:05.359 --> 00:23:09.099
yeah. Oh, okay. Even better. And like, yeah,

00:23:09.140 --> 00:23:14.940
he leans into the culture and the kind of. the

00:23:14.940 --> 00:23:17.920
dialogue of the time that it's set in and, like,

00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:24.200
so Nosferatu is kind of got that gothic but,

00:23:24.279 --> 00:23:30.180
like, industrial age kind of feel about it. The

00:23:30.180 --> 00:23:34.200
Northmen is, it's a different feel but then,

00:23:34.339 --> 00:23:37.200
like, because they're talking about, you know,

00:23:37.240 --> 00:23:39.799
they've got their pagan gods and shit. Yep. There's

00:23:39.799 --> 00:23:46.130
a lot of kind of. dream sequences basically and

00:23:46.130 --> 00:23:50.109
how they see Valhalla and, and shit. And then,

00:23:50.109 --> 00:23:54.450
uh, the lighthouse is the aspect ratio is a perfect

00:23:54.450 --> 00:23:57.210
fucking square. It's fucking weird to watch,

00:23:57.329 --> 00:23:59.670
but then it's all black and white. And then there's

00:23:59.670 --> 00:24:02.849
a lot of scenes that are just famous paintings,

00:24:02.990 --> 00:24:07.470
like the way that they're framed of like, and

00:24:07.470 --> 00:24:14.420
it's sick, man. And the witch is like, One of

00:24:14.420 --> 00:24:17.660
the most colourful grey movies you've ever seen,

00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:21.059
you know, when you think of, like, that time

00:24:21.059 --> 00:24:24.680
period that they portray. I think because it's

00:24:24.680 --> 00:24:27.460
such a new movie. But, like, everything's just

00:24:27.460 --> 00:24:30.740
fucking grey and fucking bleak. But at the same

00:24:30.740 --> 00:24:35.000
time, it's so kind of rich at the same time.

00:24:35.140 --> 00:24:39.079
Fucking Jesus. All right, okay. And then, man,

00:24:39.339 --> 00:24:44.369
he is. jarring in his compositions at times and

00:24:44.369 --> 00:24:48.710
the sound. You've really got to be in to watch

00:24:48.710 --> 00:24:50.950
these movies. So you reckon don't watch it on

00:24:50.950 --> 00:24:53.029
a shitty TV either? Don't watch it on a shitty

00:24:53.029 --> 00:24:56.049
TV. Watch it on a half TV. You want a decent

00:24:56.049 --> 00:24:59.049
TV. You want a decent TV and you want to be invested

00:24:59.049 --> 00:25:02.269
in the movie. Not even that. You can watch it

00:25:02.269 --> 00:25:04.869
with fucking, I watched most of them with headphones

00:25:04.869 --> 00:25:06.630
and stuff, but you want to be kind of invested.

00:25:06.829 --> 00:25:08.710
You don't want to be fucking tattooing because

00:25:08.710 --> 00:25:12.420
you're going to miss some shit. Right. So that's

00:25:12.420 --> 00:25:15.880
like when we watched, we'd done a marathon of

00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:19.799
all the, holy shit, Planet of the Apes movies,

00:25:19.940 --> 00:25:23.559
the new ones. And Ali said, you've got to turn

00:25:23.559 --> 00:25:25.319
that off. And I'm like, why? And she goes, because

00:25:25.319 --> 00:25:27.140
just listening to it, it's a whole heap of fucking

00:25:27.140 --> 00:25:30.960
monkeys screaming for 12 hours. That's true.

00:25:31.259 --> 00:25:34.519
Fair enough. Not much speaking in their movies.

00:25:35.160 --> 00:25:43.160
Yeah. All right. I took. Rachel and Logan to

00:25:43.160 --> 00:25:45.559
see How I Train Your Drag. Okay. What did you

00:25:45.559 --> 00:25:49.660
think? Didn't hate it. Oh, really? No. I didn't

00:25:49.660 --> 00:25:53.720
hate it. It is a shot for shot of the animated

00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:56.420
movie. Basically. It's a little bit longer. There's

00:25:56.420 --> 00:26:02.240
more in it. Shot for shot. Okay. So when I went

00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:04.880
and seen it, I thought that - It was good. It

00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:07.039
was good. It was good. It was good. The comedy

00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:09.339
fell short compared to the animated. Agreed.

00:26:09.519 --> 00:26:14.319
But the emotion hit harder, in my opinion. You

00:26:14.319 --> 00:26:17.400
reckon? Yep. I just don't think we need it. Probably

00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:19.859
not. Even the sound cues were the same, bro.

00:26:20.140 --> 00:26:24.099
Yeah. But the dragons look fucking sick. They

00:26:24.099 --> 00:26:26.859
looked exactly the same. They did not. They looked

00:26:26.859 --> 00:26:30.039
exactly the same. They did not. Even like, what's

00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:31.740
the one that lights itself on fire? It looked

00:26:31.740 --> 00:26:35.279
more menacing. The nightmare. then it's fucking

00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:38.099
Tim Burton lookalike in the fucking animated.

00:26:38.579 --> 00:26:40.720
Same fucking thing. Not quite. The only thing

00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:43.059
that was different, Roughnut and Toughnut were

00:26:43.059 --> 00:26:45.019
different sizes. That was the only thing that

00:26:45.019 --> 00:26:46.920
was different. The dragons were different sizes.

00:26:47.180 --> 00:26:49.480
They looked different. They did. Man, when the

00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:53.440
fucking the queen or whatever you call it at

00:26:53.440 --> 00:26:57.039
the fucking nest came out, that was fucking impressive,

00:26:57.220 --> 00:27:00.400
man. It had more weight than the animated. I

00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:03.279
seen it in 2014. It had more weight this time

00:27:03.279 --> 00:27:04.779
around. Pretty sure it would have weighed the

00:27:04.779 --> 00:27:07.259
same. You know what I'm fucking talking about,

00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:16.299
cunt. Honestly thought, honestly, dude. We probably

00:27:16.299 --> 00:27:18.259
didn't need it. If we didn't have the animated

00:27:18.259 --> 00:27:20.980
movie, that would be fucking sensational. Yeah.

00:27:21.059 --> 00:27:22.440
That live -action one would have been great.

00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:25.380
Yeah. I think the cast they had in the animated

00:27:25.380 --> 00:27:28.640
one was better. I feel like they were more likeable

00:27:28.640 --> 00:27:30.480
in the cartoon than they were in this. Yeah,

00:27:30.500 --> 00:27:32.740
I agree. Yeah, you just didn't. They were kind

00:27:32.740 --> 00:27:35.069
of like, meh. You had the super bad guys in.

00:27:36.809 --> 00:27:43.369
They – so you had – what's his name? Beshamel?

00:27:44.430 --> 00:27:48.650
Source? What? What's his name? I don't know.

00:27:49.049 --> 00:27:56.430
Beshamel. Beshamy? No. No. Beshamel. Beshamel.

00:27:57.509 --> 00:28:02.799
Beshamel. Actor. Why don't you just look up how

00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:08.500
to train your dragon? Jay. Sorry. Jay. It's not

00:28:08.500 --> 00:28:12.299
Beshamel. No. It's Jay Baruchel. All right. Yeah,

00:28:12.339 --> 00:28:14.759
yeah, yeah. As Hiccup, yeah. Yeah. So you had

00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:19.900
him as Hiccup and then you had Fogel. Who played

00:28:19.900 --> 00:28:24.740
Fogel? Fuck. Jesus Christ. You had it open. I

00:28:24.740 --> 00:28:29.319
know. Please hang on. Okay. So you had. Jay Baruchel.

00:28:30.180 --> 00:28:32.700
Baruchel. Baruchel. I think that's how you say

00:28:32.700 --> 00:28:37.240
his name. Buscemi. Yeah. So you had America Ferreira,

00:28:37.299 --> 00:28:41.039
who was Astrid. Jonah Hill was Snotlout. Jonah

00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:44.460
Hill. Kristen Wigg was Roughnut. Craig Ferguson

00:28:44.460 --> 00:28:48.759
was Clobber. Christopher Mintz -Plaz was Fishlegs.

00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:52.960
Was Tim Miller in it? He's not in it. TJ Miller.

00:28:53.099 --> 00:28:56.700
TJ Miller. Was Toughnut. David Tennant was Spitlout.

00:28:58.800 --> 00:29:04.180
So when you sit there and you go, the cast was

00:29:04.180 --> 00:29:07.460
good. They were great, man. That was a fantastic

00:29:07.460 --> 00:29:12.180
cast. Yeah. But, yeah, I just didn't resonate

00:29:12.180 --> 00:29:15.319
with the live action. What did Logan think? He

00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:16.599
loved it. He thought it was the best movie ever.

00:29:17.059 --> 00:29:19.859
And then he went home and watched kids screaming

00:29:19.859 --> 00:29:22.140
at Minecraft and he thought that was the best

00:29:22.140 --> 00:29:24.740
thing ever. Kid's moronic. He's got taste in

00:29:24.740 --> 00:29:26.859
his arse then. Exactly. Like his Uncle Stretch.

00:29:28.119 --> 00:29:30.839
Fuck off. You know what he does like, huh? Fucking

00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:37.380
Aquaman. We can't all be right. I know. Just

00:29:37.380 --> 00:29:41.119
me and Logan. Just me and Logan's right. Lingy

00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:43.799
sides with me. Lingy's got no idea. Lingy's got

00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:47.220
every idea. No, he doesn't. He's stupid. Wow,

00:29:47.420 --> 00:29:49.319
that's rude. He hung a dick around his neck,

00:29:49.339 --> 00:29:53.140
dude. That was a handle. Oh, sorry. That was

00:29:53.140 --> 00:29:59.940
handle. Sorry. Wow, that was so rude. Yeah. But

00:29:59.940 --> 00:30:04.240
that's all I have watched this week. The last

00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:06.859
thing I watched, I am literally halfway through

00:30:06.859 --> 00:30:09.720
the last episode of Andor, season two. Well,

00:30:09.819 --> 00:30:12.339
I better go home and punch out the last four

00:30:12.339 --> 00:30:16.700
episodes then. Yeah, you better because the last

00:30:16.700 --> 00:30:21.200
four episodes are fucking heavy. Fuck, man, I

00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:23.480
knew they were going to get into it. I knew they

00:30:23.480 --> 00:30:25.720
were going to get into it, considering it rolls

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straight into Rogue One. So I think the last

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four is the last time skip. Is it the last time?

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No, there's two time skips. There's three time

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skips in this entire season. I'm up to the first

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one. Yeah, so I'm pretty sure you're up to, if

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you've got four more to go, you've got a time

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skip now, and then you've got another one before

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the last two. Holy shit. Okay, well, I'm going

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to watch that and say, no. No. I'm going to do

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that Wednesday next week. That way it'll be nice

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and fresh. Fresh. So I will ruin but not ruin.

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You get K2SO for the last two episodes. Is that

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it? But he's good. He's good. No. No. No. No,

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because they have a seemingly longer relationship.

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So this time jump must be. Significant. How many

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years? One. There's a nice bonding scene at the

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start of the second to last episode. No, not

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that. No? Damn it. Okay. Well, that's it. That's

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this week in review. That is. Thanks for joining

00:31:38.460 --> 00:31:40.460
us, everybody. Like, comment, subscribe. Do all

00:31:40.460 --> 00:31:42.319
that stuff, please. Pretty please. We're just

00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:47.240
too young. Young. Young. To middle -aged men

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with. He's got a good beard. I'm trying to get

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one for 42 years. This is all I've got. Everyone's

00:31:57.259 --> 00:31:59.660
telling me you're doing all right. Thanks. Give

00:31:59.660 --> 00:32:02.700
me some props because I need it. Master's hair

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either. Oh, you don't need it. We'll see you

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Friday. Love, peace, chicken grease.
