WEBVTT 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:02.980 From the Dungeons of Morningstar, my name's Stretch. 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:06.799 And I'm Clint, and this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:20.899 This installment of Prevailing Strange is what 00:00:20.899 --> 00:00:23.100 we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we touch 00:00:23.100 --> 00:00:25.359 on some of the subjects that we've previously 00:00:25.359 --> 00:00:28.559 gone over and follow wherever the tangents take 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:35.000 us. Hey, buddy. Fuck off. What was I going to 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.200 say earlier? Before when we were talking about 00:00:38.200 --> 00:00:41.740 how on Monday's show that Kevin Feige said they're 00:00:41.740 --> 00:00:45.859 going to recast the X -Men. Yeah. Plus A -list 00:00:45.859 --> 00:00:51.560 stars. I saw a clip from The New Mutants the 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:55.659 other day. I did not mind that movie. It was 00:00:55.659 --> 00:00:59.899 good, dude. I like the horror -esque X -Men sort 00:00:59.899 --> 00:01:03.079 of shit. Yeah. Horror mutant. Wouldn't mind seeing 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:06.400 them come back in some kind of way. What was 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.040 the other one I watched? There was another one 00:01:08.040 --> 00:01:10.519 that came out as well. It wasn't New Mutants. 00:01:10.540 --> 00:01:17.920 It was – now, Maisie Williams wasn't in New Mutants, 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:19.620 was she? Yes, she was. So that was that one with 00:01:19.620 --> 00:01:21.340 her. Yeah, she played Wolfsbane. Right, okay, 00:01:21.459 --> 00:01:24.560 sweet. There was a TV series that came out as 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:28.150 well. With Polaris and that in it? Yeah. What 00:01:28.150 --> 00:01:30.349 was that? Was it something like The Mutants? 00:01:30.349 --> 00:01:33.689 No. I don't know. What was it called? Mutant 00:01:33.689 --> 00:01:35.689 X? Is that what it was called? The superhero 00:01:35.689 --> 00:01:37.530 television series created by the Marvel Comics 00:01:37.530 --> 00:01:40.189 license, but with no... Did it have all made 00:01:40.189 --> 00:01:42.969 from... Three seasons. Three seasons. Okay. It 00:01:42.969 --> 00:01:47.170 had all made from true blood in it and... Yeah, 00:01:47.189 --> 00:01:49.189 I don't know. I don't know if that was it or 00:01:49.189 --> 00:01:52.650 not. But all I know is, yeah, The New Mutants 00:01:52.650 --> 00:01:56.620 was good. Psychiatric ward, wasn't it? Yeah. 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:02.620 That was, yeah. Anya Taylor -Joy. It was, I can't 00:02:02.620 --> 00:02:05.099 remember his name, from Stranger Things. Yeah. 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:09.780 Yeah, Billy's brother. Mm -hmm. Maisie Williams 00:02:09.780 --> 00:02:12.580 and a couple other people. I didn't mind that 00:02:12.580 --> 00:02:14.500 show, man. I thought that movie was pretty good. 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:19.419 Yeah. I liked it. In saying that, though, like, 00:02:19.460 --> 00:02:24.280 I'm all for that. If you go the Harry Potter 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.280 route. and just have people that we've never 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:29.139 heard of before, okay, I'm all right, as long 00:02:29.139 --> 00:02:33.539 as the story is good. I want Colossus from Deadpool 00:02:33.539 --> 00:02:40.659 in BMCU and his sister Magic would be fucking 00:02:40.659 --> 00:02:44.939 great. But see, he is – that's Professor Xavier's 00:02:44.939 --> 00:02:48.020 brother. Colossus? Yeah. No, he's not. No, that's 00:02:48.020 --> 00:02:49.960 Juggernaut. Oh, sorry. Yeah, Juggernaut, sorry. 00:02:50.580 --> 00:02:51.699 Colossus. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. 00:02:51.860 --> 00:02:55.870 Yeah. Peter. Yeah, you're right. I reckon he'd 00:02:55.870 --> 00:02:59.009 look good. Yeah, like you. Would you have him 00:02:59.009 --> 00:03:01.210 like in Deadpool or would you have him like in 00:03:01.210 --> 00:03:05.669 X2, how he can change? Yeah, I mean I do like 00:03:05.669 --> 00:03:09.750 the size that they used of the character in Deadpool 00:03:09.750 --> 00:03:12.930 and they obviously sized him up for that. So 00:03:12.930 --> 00:03:15.669 to find somebody that would play that role, kind 00:03:15.669 --> 00:03:18.949 of hard. You're right, yeah. But, I mean, one 00:03:18.949 --> 00:03:21.430 of the cool things about Kloss is he – you know, 00:03:21.430 --> 00:03:24.370 turns the metal. Yeah. He's on and off. Like, 00:03:24.370 --> 00:03:26.689 he's not always fucking metal. Well, that's the 00:03:26.689 --> 00:03:28.810 thing in Deadpool. You never see him, even Deadpool 00:03:28.810 --> 00:03:32.949 1 to 3, you never see him not as Colossus. Yeah. 00:03:33.030 --> 00:03:35.750 But I did like Colossus in Deadpool. I thought 00:03:35.750 --> 00:03:40.210 he was cool. Yeah. Yeah. Having that sense of 00:03:40.210 --> 00:03:44.569 humour, having that 100 % right, like, I only 00:03:44.569 --> 00:03:47.530 do things that are good. Yeah. I liked his character, 00:03:47.550 --> 00:03:49.530 man. I thought he was good. Yeah. Oh, man. And, 00:03:49.650 --> 00:03:54.379 like, I would like it if they brought in some 00:03:54.379 --> 00:03:56.539 other characters too, not just the main cast. 00:03:57.219 --> 00:04:02.400 If the X -Men weren't necessarily the OG lineup. 00:04:02.740 --> 00:04:07.020 Well, now this is where I'd differ from you. 00:04:08.620 --> 00:04:11.360 If you're going to give me an X -Men movie, X 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:15.219 -Men TV show, I need Cyclops, I need Storm, I 00:04:15.219 --> 00:04:20.589 need Jean Grey, I need Wolverine. You need them 00:04:20.589 --> 00:04:25.149 characters. You need Professor Xavier. You can't 00:04:25.149 --> 00:04:28.370 have an X -Men movie without a Professor Xavier. 00:04:28.730 --> 00:04:31.709 Yeah, I mean. Because they're his X -Men. But, 00:04:31.750 --> 00:04:37.310 I mean, like, maybe not all that line up. I don't 00:04:37.310 --> 00:04:41.050 know. Like, I want it, but I also want the great 00:04:41.050 --> 00:04:42.889 thing about the X -Men, the mutants, there's 00:04:42.889 --> 00:04:45.889 that many. So many. There are many. And there 00:04:45.889 --> 00:04:49.870 are many cool characters, too. Cannonball, Jamie 00:04:49.870 --> 00:04:53.029 Madrox, the multiple men. Yeah. They've all kind 00:04:53.029 --> 00:04:55.990 of – Cannonball hasn't shown up in anything yet. 00:04:56.170 --> 00:04:58.529 At all. But, like, man, there's some fucking 00:04:58.529 --> 00:05:01.389 cool characters with some cool visual powers 00:05:01.389 --> 00:05:05.029 too, like powers that evoke, like, coolness. 00:05:05.370 --> 00:05:08.730 Okay. If you were given five spots for an X -Men 00:05:08.730 --> 00:05:14.149 movie, the first one of the MCU, you can pick 00:05:14.149 --> 00:05:18.540 any of the mutants. You don't have to cast the 00:05:18.540 --> 00:05:21.000 Brotherhood. We don't even need to have the Brotherhood. 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:22.959 We don't need to have Magneto. He doesn't even 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:25.579 need to be there. I want to see your team from 00:05:25.579 --> 00:05:27.639 Professor Xavier's Cool for Gifted Youngsters. 00:05:29.339 --> 00:05:31.220 Cannonball. I'd love to see Cannonball on the 00:05:31.220 --> 00:05:34.800 big screen. Yeah, right. Big Indian fella. Warpath. 00:05:35.660 --> 00:05:39.639 Warpath. Fucking loved Warpath. He was great 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:41.920 in Days of Future Past too. What's the one where 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:45.500 fucking Deadpool and that go around killing people? 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:49.100 In the comic series. Is it X -Factor? X -Force. 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:51.339 X -Force, that's the one I'm thinking of. Yeah, 00:05:51.399 --> 00:05:55.199 Warpath in X -Force was fucking sick. Like, big 00:05:55.199 --> 00:05:58.060 dude, impervious, uses two fucking Bowie knives, 00:05:58.100 --> 00:06:00.699 just fucking could look really cool on screen. 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:05.339 He was smaller in Days of Future Past, but he 00:06:05.339 --> 00:06:08.420 was still a compelling character. Yeah. The way 00:06:08.420 --> 00:06:12.680 that he could see, the way his consciousness 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:16.980 could move. I didn't mind that. Nightcrawler 00:06:16.980 --> 00:06:19.279 again. Oh, dude. Like a young Nightcrawler. Yeah. 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:23.160 He's such a great character, man. Yeah. Kurt 00:06:23.160 --> 00:06:26.459 Vockner. Yeah. I'd like to see Rogue with Carol 00:06:26.459 --> 00:06:29.860 Denver's powers from the 80s. Fucking like flight 00:06:29.860 --> 00:06:33.300 and strength. I could do with – okay, keep going. 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:37.420 This is your list. Go. I'd rather see Jubilee 00:06:37.420 --> 00:06:44.509 than Rogue. And we haven't seen Jubilee. You 00:06:44.509 --> 00:06:47.430 see a little bit of her in X1. Yeah. But that's 00:06:47.430 --> 00:06:54.050 it. Mm -hmm. Morph. Oh, yes. I remember the first 00:06:54.050 --> 00:06:59.610 time that series came out and fucking Morph died. 00:07:01.629 --> 00:07:06.029 I was heartbroken. Yeah. Yeah. See? It was a 00:07:06.029 --> 00:07:08.269 flashback, too. It was like a flashback of, you 00:07:08.269 --> 00:07:10.750 know, Morph dying and shit. But, yeah. That's 00:07:10.750 --> 00:07:13.389 not a bad list. So what was it? Cannonball? Rogue? 00:07:13.660 --> 00:07:16.519 With powers, not just being able to leech shit. 00:07:16.660 --> 00:07:20.079 Yep. Morph. Warpath. And? Colossus. I didn't 00:07:20.079 --> 00:07:21.920 say Colossus. Oh, you don't want Colossus now? 00:07:22.079 --> 00:07:23.800 I like Colossus, but I didn't say it in that 00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:25.519 lineup, did I? Well, I don't know the other one 00:07:25.519 --> 00:07:27.379 you said. Well, come back to me while you're 00:07:27.379 --> 00:07:29.339 telling me yours. Okay. I've already told you 00:07:29.339 --> 00:07:31.680 mine. Oh, you just have the original OG. You 00:07:31.680 --> 00:07:37.339 can't not. You can't have a professional Xavier 00:07:37.339 --> 00:07:40.899 team without Cyclops. I said Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler's 00:07:40.899 --> 00:07:43.730 it. You can't have him without Cyclops. Cyclops 00:07:43.730 --> 00:07:47.050 is his number one guy. You can't have a Cyclops 00:07:47.050 --> 00:07:52.129 story without a Storm or a Jean Grey. I want 00:07:52.129 --> 00:07:55.689 to say a good Cyclops. He's usually a bitch. 00:07:56.910 --> 00:08:00.990 Maybe he's a little bitch. Jean, no. Fuck off, 00:08:00.990 --> 00:08:06.449 dickhead. You can't have Cyclops without Jean 00:08:06.449 --> 00:08:11.779 Grey or Storm. I would love to see a Remy Lebeau, 00:08:11.899 --> 00:08:14.600 but we're going to see him later on anyway. So 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:17.060 I'm fine with that. I don't think I want to see 00:08:17.060 --> 00:08:21.079 the Phoenix Horse again. Me neither at all. I 00:08:21.079 --> 00:08:24.199 don't want to see – I'm going to say what I want 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:29.740 to see. So Cyclops, either Jean Grey or Storm. 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:34.019 No, we're going to go Storm. So Cyclops, Storm, 00:08:34.220 --> 00:08:39.019 yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go Kurt Wagner. I don't 00:08:39.019 --> 00:08:41.580 even need to see a Wolverine in that first team. 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:45.559 He can wait. I think Jubilee. I want to see Jubilee. 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:48.259 They'd have to fucking scale up her powers somehow. 00:08:48.500 --> 00:08:50.980 I don't just want to see sparkles. I want to 00:08:50.980 --> 00:08:53.960 see some good shit. But she deserves it, man. 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:57.120 She's in one of the OGs. She needs to have her 00:08:57.120 --> 00:09:01.799 time to shine. Pun intended. Yeah. Yeah, multiple 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:05.559 men, I think. Yeah, I reckon that'd be sick. 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:08.200 X -Factor was a good run. Yeah, dude. Strong 00:09:08.200 --> 00:09:12.460 guy and multiple man. Yeah. I forget some of 00:09:12.460 --> 00:09:13.659 the other characters that are in there, but that 00:09:13.659 --> 00:09:16.299 was a good run. I liked that. So, yeah, they're 00:09:16.299 --> 00:09:21.759 my five. Multiple man, Cyclops, Storm, Jubilee, 00:09:22.019 --> 00:09:26.379 Nightcrawler. I reckon they'd be sick. Yeah. 00:09:26.639 --> 00:09:29.840 Having Jean Grey in there is just too meta. Yeah. 00:09:31.820 --> 00:09:39.559 Wolverine is just, it's. Too obvious. Like I 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:43.940 said, you have to have Cyclops. He's the best 00:09:43.940 --> 00:09:46.480 leader. He's the best leader that they've had. 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:51.259 So, yeah, that's my five. Time will tell what's 00:09:51.259 --> 00:09:54.600 going to happen there. Well, actually, I'm pretty 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:57.220 sure people watch our podcast because we've seen 00:09:57.220 --> 00:09:58.740 some shit in the last couple of weeks that we've 00:09:58.740 --> 00:10:02.659 said and now they're doing it. Yeah, we know 00:10:02.659 --> 00:10:07.809 some shit. One of 12 viewers is fucking some 00:10:07.809 --> 00:10:10.690 exact fucking course. Yeah, it is. Hey, mate, 00:10:10.769 --> 00:10:14.990 these two – sorry. I was going to say an Aussie 00:10:14.990 --> 00:10:16.389 accent, but they wouldn't have an Aussie accent. 00:10:16.470 --> 00:10:19.009 They'd probably have a – wow, I'm not going to 00:10:19.009 --> 00:10:21.750 say that, especially online. Holy shit, we'll 00:10:21.750 --> 00:10:23.610 be cancelled quicker than fucking Jimmy Swoles. 00:10:24.950 --> 00:10:27.769 Joey Swole. Joey Swole. That's it. I thought 00:10:27.769 --> 00:10:31.269 I had something extra that was going to blow 00:10:31.269 --> 00:10:34.740 your mind, but I don't. Saw this post today from 00:10:34.740 --> 00:10:38.799 a group, a couple of guys over in the States 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:41.879 called Raiders of the Lost Podcast. Raiders of 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:46.120 the Lost Podcast. Basically movies, that's what 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:49.799 they do. And they were talking about Dredd. So 00:10:49.799 --> 00:10:52.779 when Dredd came out with Carl Urban and what 00:10:52.779 --> 00:10:56.740 kind of nerfed it in the box office was the fact 00:10:56.740 --> 00:11:02.350 that it was not long after Avatar. It was advertised 00:11:02.350 --> 00:11:05.870 as like just 3D. It was coming out. It was, yeah. 00:11:05.950 --> 00:11:07.690 Yeah, it was coming out as 3D and that was it. 00:11:07.830 --> 00:11:10.909 Yeah. And apparently it showed up to all these 00:11:10.909 --> 00:11:15.509 cinemas that didn't have the right kind of set 00:11:15.509 --> 00:11:18.490 up. The 3D compatibility sort of shit. And there 00:11:18.490 --> 00:11:21.029 was all these other cinemas that couldn't get 00:11:21.029 --> 00:11:23.649 it because they didn't have it and were clamoring 00:11:23.649 --> 00:11:29.129 for just a 2D one. And even when it released 00:11:29.129 --> 00:11:33.259 on. Blu -ray and stuff like that. It was all 00:11:33.259 --> 00:11:36.379 3D Blu -ray and shit. It was shot very heavily 00:11:36.379 --> 00:11:38.659 for 3D, though. You can tell just by watching 00:11:38.659 --> 00:11:40.860 the movie. Yeah. Especially the end where Mama, 00:11:41.039 --> 00:11:43.000 like when she hits the deck and you can see her 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:44.940 falling into the glass and then sort of just 00:11:44.940 --> 00:11:48.600 splatters. Yeah. It was very, like, yeah, you're 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:52.159 right. It was very shot for 3D. So they reckon 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:55.700 that kind of hurt it a lot, the production company 00:11:55.700 --> 00:11:59.059 or whoever sends it out. Yeah. Distribution. 00:11:59.950 --> 00:12:02.269 Yeah, it was just they were aiming. That was 00:12:02.269 --> 00:12:04.769 going to be the next big thing was 3D. Fucking 00:12:04.769 --> 00:12:07.929 Avatar did it. All of Hollywood was going that 00:12:07.929 --> 00:12:10.970 way. That was the idea that they thought. Funny 00:12:10.970 --> 00:12:13.370 you say that because when Avatar came out in 00:12:13.370 --> 00:12:16.149 3D on Blu -ray, I actually bought myself a 3D 00:12:16.149 --> 00:12:21.409 TV just because of that. And now for about probably 00:12:21.409 --> 00:12:23.710 a two, three -year period, yeah, 3D was a massive 00:12:23.710 --> 00:12:27.450 thing. Everything was coming out in 3D. Like 00:12:27.450 --> 00:12:29.610 with the special polarized glasses and shit that 00:12:29.610 --> 00:12:31.429 were battery operated and shit like that. Well, 00:12:31.429 --> 00:12:34.429 we've got TVs now that you don't need it. Don't 00:12:34.429 --> 00:12:36.990 need glasses. There's a depth in it. Fuck, wouldn't 00:12:36.990 --> 00:12:39.870 that be all right? Yeah, kind of like the 3DS 00:12:39.870 --> 00:12:42.269 technology. Yeah, right. You know how the 3DS 00:12:42.269 --> 00:12:45.009 has that depth to it? I'm pretty sure you've 00:12:45.009 --> 00:12:46.970 got TVs that will do it without fucking glasses 00:12:46.970 --> 00:12:49.029 now. Yeah, well, having that depth would be pretty 00:12:49.029 --> 00:12:52.370 sick. But I've got Meta 3. I've got VR goggles. 00:12:53.149 --> 00:12:58.399 Yeah, I never got the 3D thing. It's a funny 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:01.340 gimmick. I don't think it improves anything. 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:03.600 Bro, 100 % it's just a gimmick. That's all it 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:10.240 is. Yeah. I want to see the more I see 3D, the 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:12.860 more I don't give a fuck about it. I want more 00:13:12.860 --> 00:13:17.139 of that wraparound. I want that 180 view. I want 00:13:17.139 --> 00:13:20.000 to see that shit. Like the sphere, and I say 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:21.659 it all the time, I'm blowing the fucking sphere 00:13:21.659 --> 00:13:27.039 so hard. But having even. I've seen these new 00:13:27.039 --> 00:13:30.019 models come out, the 49 -inch ultra -wide curves 00:13:30.019 --> 00:13:35.460 from Sony. Not from Sony, from Samsung. And they've 00:13:35.460 --> 00:13:40.139 got a 109 -degree curve. You put three of these 00:13:40.139 --> 00:13:42.580 things together and they're past your 180 -degree 00:13:42.580 --> 00:13:45.159 view. Like you put your hands at the corners 00:13:45.159 --> 00:13:46.679 and you can't see the end of things, so you're 00:13:46.679 --> 00:13:50.259 literally turning like this to see it. See, for 00:13:50.259 --> 00:13:53.690 games that's fine, but a movie? You miss shit. 00:13:53.730 --> 00:13:56.210 The whole idea of a movie is you're being directed 00:13:56.210 --> 00:14:01.370 into what you need to see. Yeah. So 3D or going 00:14:01.370 --> 00:14:04.289 further into that just doesn't work, you know 00:14:04.289 --> 00:14:07.909 what I mean? Like especially when there's parts 00:14:07.909 --> 00:14:11.590 where like in a movie they will obscure something 00:14:11.590 --> 00:14:16.470 which like the character can't see it because 00:14:16.470 --> 00:14:18.029 we can't see it but all of a sudden they're scared 00:14:18.029 --> 00:14:20.090 by something where if the camera just turned 00:14:20.090 --> 00:14:22.350 it would have been there anyway. Like there's 00:14:22.350 --> 00:14:26.509 that whole kind of magic of a movie that, you 00:14:26.509 --> 00:14:28.470 know, the character reacts when we get to see 00:14:28.470 --> 00:14:30.950 it. Yeah. Even though they physically could have 00:14:30.950 --> 00:14:35.090 seen the fucking thing. Yeah. If you start bringing 00:14:35.090 --> 00:14:37.929 in depth further into like a wraparound screen 00:14:37.929 --> 00:14:40.269 and. You're going to have more of that holder 00:14:40.269 --> 00:14:43.049 having to turn around 180 degrees to see shit. 00:14:43.190 --> 00:14:44.590 Where do you look? Do you look in the middle 00:14:44.590 --> 00:14:48.169 where, you know, where the director is directing 00:14:48.169 --> 00:14:49.789 us to look because that's where the story is? 00:14:51.049 --> 00:14:53.289 Are we missing anything or is this just all fluff? 00:14:53.929 --> 00:14:59.789 However, as we were talking about on Monday's 00:14:59.789 --> 00:15:04.549 show, we had the news, where IMAX, where they've 00:15:04.549 --> 00:15:07.429 seen the Fantastic Four and Galactus, you're 00:15:07.429 --> 00:15:09.590 seeing - Completely different. That's like a 00:15:09.590 --> 00:15:13.470 static shot. You're seeing - I agree. But again, 00:15:13.649 --> 00:15:17.809 don't you think there's that one shot from the 00:15:17.809 --> 00:15:20.779 Matrix in the sphere? where they're showing the 00:15:20.779 --> 00:15:23.039 helicopter hitting the building and then the 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:25.139 ripples that come out from the glass. Now, on 00:15:25.139 --> 00:15:28.299 our TV screens, we see this much of it. On the 00:15:28.299 --> 00:15:30.940 sphere, that ripple keeps going up the building 00:15:30.940 --> 00:15:37.840 because it's – don't have the important viewpoint 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:44.039 over here, but having that building, having that 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:47.799 street so that you can look down the street and 00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:50.200 – Or you can look up at the building, you know, 00:15:50.220 --> 00:15:52.500 for Kamala. I mean, there is definitely something 00:15:52.500 --> 00:15:55.899 to say to have that, for having that extra for 00:15:55.899 --> 00:16:01.220 that kind of. Immersion. Immersion, yes. But 00:16:01.220 --> 00:16:05.460 like trying to tell a story in a 360 degree kind 00:16:05.460 --> 00:16:09.940 of vision. Yeah. It wouldn't work. No, I agree. 00:16:10.059 --> 00:16:12.440 Having that, trying to tell the story in such 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:17.889 a wide aspect would be stupid and weird. But 00:16:17.889 --> 00:16:22.769 having things that are outside, like say we're 00:16:22.769 --> 00:16:27.549 at Interstellar where they're at the baseball 00:16:27.549 --> 00:16:30.490 game, right? So you can see the baseball game 00:16:30.490 --> 00:16:34.009 in front of you and then the storm rolls in and 00:16:34.009 --> 00:16:36.450 you can see the sandstorm rolling in above the 00:16:36.450 --> 00:16:38.830 screen and then it starts filling the screen 00:16:38.830 --> 00:16:40.830 and then you look to that side and you can see 00:16:40.830 --> 00:16:44.429 people. but then all of a sudden the sand blocks 00:16:44.429 --> 00:16:45.909 all that out and that's not where you can see 00:16:45.909 --> 00:16:48.009 anymore. Whether playing baseball on the fucking 00:16:48.009 --> 00:16:50.570 space station, that'd be pretty gnarly at the 00:16:50.570 --> 00:16:53.669 Sphere. Right. Playing baseball up there. Yes, 00:16:53.669 --> 00:16:55.929 sir. There's definitely aspects, but it's not 00:16:55.929 --> 00:16:59.269 like it'd be all to end all. No. But see, that's 00:16:59.269 --> 00:17:01.889 what I'll, and when I watch movies in VR as well, 00:17:01.970 --> 00:17:06.289 because I do a lot of that, being able to look 00:17:06.289 --> 00:17:08.650 around the environment with me goggles on is 00:17:08.650 --> 00:17:15.230 fucking sensational. I know it's, I agree that 00:17:15.230 --> 00:17:19.710 the 3D was a gimmick, but having that extra immersion, 00:17:19.950 --> 00:17:22.609 I'm all for that. 3D isn't immersion though. 00:17:23.049 --> 00:17:25.950 It really isn't. No, but I was like, you know, 00:17:25.970 --> 00:17:30.230 it's giving you that something else that makes 00:17:30.230 --> 00:17:35.390 you want to feel like you're in. Yeah. So kind 00:17:35.390 --> 00:17:39.490 of the next step for me, I would assume from 00:17:39.490 --> 00:17:42.759 that would be like, A virtual reality viewing 00:17:42.759 --> 00:17:45.460 of a movie where you're in the room or fucking 00:17:45.460 --> 00:17:48.680 whatever. I don't think it would work. So did 00:17:48.680 --> 00:17:54.839 you ever watch Hardcore Henry? No. Hardcore Henry 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:57.119 is a one -shot movie. I know what it is. From 00:17:57.119 --> 00:18:00.019 the GoPro. Yep. Right? I'll watch that for probably 00:18:00.019 --> 00:18:01.619 about 45 minutes. I can't watch that all the 00:18:01.619 --> 00:18:02.700 way through because I'll start feeling fucking 00:18:02.700 --> 00:18:06.019 sick. There's only so much running around and 00:18:06.019 --> 00:18:10.799 like. bouncing and fucking swerving and shit, 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:13.759 there's only so much it can take. Mm -hmm. Yeah. 00:18:14.059 --> 00:18:17.640 We don't have any 4DX cinemas over here, do we? 00:18:17.859 --> 00:18:21.279 No. Oh, I think there's something in Sydney where 00:18:21.279 --> 00:18:24.480 the chairs tilt and they blow Mr. Ian shit. Is 00:18:24.480 --> 00:18:26.740 that what you're talking about? Snow falls from 00:18:26.740 --> 00:18:30.880 the ceiling and if it rains, there's water that 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:32.640 sprinkles down and shit like that. And when there's 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:34.519 a burnout, it smells burning rubber and stuff 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:35.980 like that, so the scent's come through as well. 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:40.200 Big thing over in the States apparently. So school 00:18:40.200 --> 00:18:43.880 shootings, but we don't have those here. Sorry, 00:18:43.980 --> 00:18:49.140 they just roll off so easy. Too easy. I've got 00:18:49.140 --> 00:18:53.759 to stop being so anti -America. I'm not really 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:56.220 anti -America, but I do say some nasty shit because 00:18:56.220 --> 00:18:58.000 I'm going there in November and if they do a 00:18:58.000 --> 00:18:59.940 background check, we're fucked. They check socials 00:18:59.940 --> 00:19:02.460 apparently. Lucky I don't write anything on socials. 00:19:05.360 --> 00:19:06.900 Do I? I don't know. I'm going to have to check 00:19:06.900 --> 00:19:11.299 everything. Yeah. Your jokes will get us arrested. 00:19:11.900 --> 00:19:14.400 No, I'm not going there. No, no. Yeah, bugger 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:17.619 you. I'm excited for a man. I was talking to 00:19:17.619 --> 00:19:21.019 a mate of mine, Ray, who's over there. He just 00:19:21.019 --> 00:19:22.819 moved over there to be a tattoo artist. Well, 00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:24.220 he's a tattoo artist. He's one of the best that 00:19:24.220 --> 00:19:28.640 I've seen. But he's moved over there and he's 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:31.609 going to – there's going to be an expo. Probably 00:19:31.609 --> 00:19:33.210 about two or three hours away from where I'm 00:19:33.210 --> 00:19:34.869 going to be in November. He goes, oh, do come 00:19:34.869 --> 00:19:36.910 up and I can have a chat and blah, blah, blah. 00:19:36.930 --> 00:19:39.789 I'm like, I might actually make that trip. So 00:19:39.789 --> 00:19:41.529 I might go to a tattoo expo while I'm there. 00:19:41.730 --> 00:19:43.950 Yeah, nice. Should be pretty cool. Have you seen 00:19:43.950 --> 00:19:47.190 that dude who's making gasoline out of burning 00:19:47.190 --> 00:19:50.089 plastic? He went missing for a week or so. He 00:19:50.089 --> 00:19:53.869 wasn't missing. No, he was in hiding. Yeah. He's 00:19:53.869 --> 00:19:55.430 like, Black Hawk helicopters are flying over 00:19:55.430 --> 00:19:58.029 my property. I'm like, dude, come on now. How 00:19:58.029 --> 00:19:59.960 do you know they're Black Hawks? Pretty gnarly. 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:02.099 It's like pretty intensive what he's doing. If 00:20:02.099 --> 00:20:04.940 it works, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, burning 00:20:04.940 --> 00:20:08.420 plastic down to make fucking fuel and like no 00:20:08.420 --> 00:20:10.900 emissions either. He's just incinerating shit 00:20:10.900 --> 00:20:13.440 to dust. See, this is the thing that I was, I 00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:16.799 read something about it, right? So if he fitted 00:20:16.799 --> 00:20:20.099 this to a boat and then have you seen that garbage 00:20:20.099 --> 00:20:23.380 island? If you drove around that garbage island 00:20:23.380 --> 00:20:25.819 with a boat that was powered by fuel from the 00:20:25.819 --> 00:20:29.000 plastics that were burning. I don't know why 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:33.299 I drew a shitty sailboat like that. But as it's 00:20:33.299 --> 00:20:35.799 going in, it's galactus and the shit out of all 00:20:35.799 --> 00:20:37.859 the plastic and then just pooping out all the 00:20:37.859 --> 00:20:41.460 emissions or the lack of emissions. This kid 00:20:41.460 --> 00:20:45.599 could be a multi -billionaire or he could be 00:20:45.599 --> 00:20:49.849 dead. Oh, man, didn't they run with that for 00:20:49.849 --> 00:20:51.650 a fucking couple of days there? He's missing. 00:20:51.970 --> 00:20:54.630 Yeah, oh, my God. Everybody quick. Then his mum's 00:20:54.630 --> 00:20:56.150 like, he's not missing. He's just laying low 00:20:56.150 --> 00:20:59.529 for a couple of days. Check your mailbox. But, 00:20:59.549 --> 00:21:01.809 dude, there was a – well, they're going on about 00:21:01.809 --> 00:21:04.390 the bloke who made that car that ran only on 00:21:04.390 --> 00:21:07.109 water. And, like, where's he now? Well, he's 00:21:07.109 --> 00:21:08.690 probably part of the landfill that old mate's 00:21:08.690 --> 00:21:11.890 burning. Yeah, there's plenty of stories of those 00:21:11.890 --> 00:21:14.789 kind of going missing. Mate, you go all the way 00:21:14.789 --> 00:21:17.960 back to Mr. Nikola Tesla. Yeah, they fucked him 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:24.220 over. Hardcore. Hardcore. But when you start 00:21:24.220 --> 00:21:25.759 talking about taking people's money, they're 00:21:25.759 --> 00:21:28.660 going to do shit. But that's why we'll never 00:21:28.660 --> 00:21:31.859 get to that point. Capitalism, bro. It's too 00:21:31.859 --> 00:21:34.079 much money. It's too much money in oil. Rich 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:35.960 people want to be richer. And that's why we're 00:21:35.960 --> 00:21:38.339 not going to get – that's why the electric car 00:21:38.339 --> 00:21:45.119 is pointless. It's great as a gimmick. I mean, 00:21:45.119 --> 00:21:48.299 you've got the Tesla Plaid, which can go from 00:21:48.299 --> 00:21:50.859 0 to 120 kilometres per hour in under two seconds. 00:21:51.039 --> 00:21:53.759 Yeah. Fucking what? Yeah, fast, man. Fucking 00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:59.059 fast. Yeah, unfortunately, it's just not practical. 00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:02.000 I don't think the parts. Not at all. Just to 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:05.480 create them uses more emissions than, like create 00:22:05.480 --> 00:22:07.700 one uses more emissions than a diesel car does 00:22:07.700 --> 00:22:11.200 for five years or some shit. And then, you know, 00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:13.549 a battery only lasts 10 years. So you've got 00:22:13.549 --> 00:22:15.049 to get a new battery. Have you seen how much 00:22:15.049 --> 00:22:18.250 the fucking battery is? You know how you buy, 00:22:18.329 --> 00:22:21.710 like, an electronic product, and after a while 00:22:21.710 --> 00:22:24.589 they can get hinky? Yeah, like your mobile phone. 00:22:24.670 --> 00:22:26.769 After, like, six months, it don't charge to full 00:22:26.769 --> 00:22:28.789 charge all the time. Yeah, well, that's fucking 00:22:28.789 --> 00:22:31.089 designed into the program. That's fucking bullshit. 00:22:31.329 --> 00:22:33.910 It was designed obsolescence. Yeah, thank you, 00:22:33.930 --> 00:22:37.589 fucking, what's his name? Fucking Edison, the 00:22:37.589 --> 00:22:40.309 light bulbs. Back to light bulbs with fucking 00:22:40.309 --> 00:22:41.990 Nikola Tesla and fucking all that shit. Well, 00:22:42.009 --> 00:22:44.730 that was actually what they call it. It was literally 00:22:44.730 --> 00:22:47.349 called the light bulb agreement between all the 00:22:47.349 --> 00:22:48.869 people like General Electric and all that sort 00:22:48.869 --> 00:22:51.230 of shit. Like, hey, you can't have that light 00:22:51.230 --> 00:22:53.690 bulb that lasts for eternity because then everybody 00:22:53.690 --> 00:22:55.269 else is going to be running out of business. 00:22:55.410 --> 00:22:57.309 So all the people that made light bulbs were 00:22:57.309 --> 00:22:59.230 like. How do we make more money out of this? 00:22:59.309 --> 00:23:01.130 Yeah. We've got to have them so they break down. 00:23:01.170 --> 00:23:03.890 Building obsolescence. Yeah. So there's still 00:23:03.890 --> 00:23:06.210 that one in that fucking fire station over in 00:23:06.210 --> 00:23:07.509 New York that's still going. It's been going 00:23:07.509 --> 00:23:09.869 for like 110 years or something. Yeah. Yeah. 00:23:09.910 --> 00:23:11.829 One of the old fucking dogs that are still running. 00:23:11.950 --> 00:23:13.630 Yeah. It's possible. It's never been turned off. 00:23:13.789 --> 00:23:16.009 It's possible to have light sources that don't 00:23:16.009 --> 00:23:19.910 burn out. But no, they want money. Yeah. Fucking 00:23:19.910 --> 00:23:22.750 capitalist dogs. We're not going to make money 00:23:22.750 --> 00:23:24.210 if you've got a light bulb that lasts forever. 00:23:24.450 --> 00:23:27.890 Yeah. Wild. And it's like. So with the phones, 00:23:27.930 --> 00:23:30.450 with Apple and France, have you heard about that? 00:23:30.650 --> 00:23:38.089 Yeah. So Apple got sued not long ago for the 00:23:38.089 --> 00:23:40.829 whole lightning thing. So they've changed to 00:23:40.829 --> 00:23:43.789 USB -C because it should be illegal that, you 00:23:43.789 --> 00:23:45.549 know, you have to buy the proprietary fucking 00:23:45.549 --> 00:23:48.289 bullshit. Yes. Like you're not always going to 00:23:48.289 --> 00:23:50.910 have an Apple store nearby. That was the European 00:23:50.910 --> 00:23:53.049 Union sued them. So they've had to change it 00:23:53.049 --> 00:23:54.950 up because of that. So it was another European 00:23:54.950 --> 00:23:59.339 thing. The French had noticed, which a lot of 00:23:59.339 --> 00:24:01.619 people do, is your battery starts dying, your 00:24:01.619 --> 00:24:04.279 phone starts fucking up after a certain amount 00:24:04.279 --> 00:24:08.759 of time, so you update it. They're like somebody 00:24:08.759 --> 00:24:12.640 had found it in the programming. Yeah. So if 00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:16.000 you're in Europe and you set your phone location 00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:19.980 to France because they sued and won, your phone 00:24:19.980 --> 00:24:23.190 will last. It just won't. Is that right? Yeah, 00:24:23.289 --> 00:24:26.430 the programming changes. It's fucking, yeah, 00:24:26.609 --> 00:24:31.009 in France, yeah, your phone will just last as 00:24:31.009 --> 00:24:33.190 long as you have it pretty much until it gives 00:24:33.190 --> 00:24:35.789 up the ghost. Fucking Frenchman and the NATO 00:24:35.789 --> 00:24:39.029 revolution, don't they? And, yeah, just the fact 00:24:39.029 --> 00:24:42.450 that, you know, everybody knows about this but 00:24:42.450 --> 00:24:44.250 the rest of the world just goes along with fucking 00:24:44.250 --> 00:24:46.509 what they're doing anyway. Yeah. I saw this the 00:24:46.509 --> 00:24:50.750 other day, a new order to watch the first two. 00:24:51.319 --> 00:24:54.480 trilogies of star wars you begin i have seen 00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:57.579 that they were named wrong they should have been 00:24:57.579 --> 00:25:00.619 named differently this is why every star wars 00:25:00.619 --> 00:25:03.440 film has the wrong title what happens in episode 00:25:03.440 --> 00:25:06.779 one we meet anakin skywalker the rise of skywalker 00:25:06.779 --> 00:25:09.640 years later we find out that palpatine leader 00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:12.099 of the sith have ordered an army to destroy the 00:25:12.099 --> 00:25:15.700 jedi revenge of the sith in episode three order 00:25:15.700 --> 00:25:19.539 66 happens and the clones attack attack the clones 00:25:20.299 --> 00:25:22.779 In Episode 4, Obi -Wan teaches Luke that it's 00:25:22.779 --> 00:25:25.539 time for the Jedi to return. Return of the Jedi. 00:25:25.819 --> 00:25:28.579 In Episode 5, Yoda teaches Luke how to use the 00:25:28.579 --> 00:25:32.359 Force. The Force awakens. In Episode 6, both 00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:35.740 Yoda and Anakin die, which makes Luke the last 00:25:35.740 --> 00:25:39.099 Jedi. After the Empire is destroyed, a new Empire 00:25:39.099 --> 00:25:42.099 comes. The Empire strikes back. Come on, guys. 00:25:42.279 --> 00:25:45.039 In Episode 8, Luke trains Rey and then sacrifices 00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:48.799 himself to give the Resistance a new hope. Finally, 00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:51.420 in episode nine, Palpatine returns from the dead, 00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:55.599 making him the Phantom Menace. Yeah, I've seen 00:25:55.599 --> 00:25:57.519 that. That's not what I'm talking about. Okay, 00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:00.140 okay. Just the watching order. So number four, 00:26:00.259 --> 00:26:03.000 you start off with A New Hope. So you start with 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.359 A New Hope. That way you get the story of A New 00:26:06.359 --> 00:26:08.140 Hope, and then you go back. A New Hope is the 00:26:08.140 --> 00:26:10.299 first one anyway, isn't it? Episode four. Episode 00:26:10.299 --> 00:26:12.740 four, yep. Right, okay. Then you go back and 00:26:12.740 --> 00:26:18.779 watch Obi -Wan and Anakin in... Clone Wars, like 00:26:18.779 --> 00:26:21.579 Luke's told, that fucking his dad and that happened. 00:26:21.740 --> 00:26:24.799 So one and two, you watch one and two. Oh, okay. 00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:27.640 Yeah, so four, one, two. Episode one is Phantom 00:26:27.640 --> 00:26:31.539 Menace. That's one, yep. And episode two is Clone 00:26:31.539 --> 00:26:35.119 Wars. Yep. And then you watch five, which is 00:26:35.119 --> 00:26:40.019 Empire Strikes Back. And you get the Vader twist. 00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:44.099 Empire Strikes Back. Oh, yep. I am your father. 00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:47.849 Yep. And then you watch three. Attack of the 00:26:47.849 --> 00:26:51.369 Clones. That's not Attack of the Clones. Three's 00:26:51.369 --> 00:26:53.509 Return of the Sith. Sorry. Is that what it's 00:26:53.509 --> 00:26:58.029 called? Yeah, my bad. Yeah, sorry. Which explains 00:26:58.029 --> 00:27:03.029 why Vader fucking is Vader. Yep. And then six 00:27:03.029 --> 00:27:05.470 concludes it all. So you're completely forgetting 00:27:05.470 --> 00:27:10.150 about 789. Yeah. So instead of like, so I've 00:27:10.150 --> 00:27:12.309 had people say, you know, how would you watch 00:27:12.309 --> 00:27:16.109 Star Wars? And I've always said. 4, 5, 6, 1, 00:27:16.190 --> 00:27:20.150 2, 3, purely because if you watch 1, 2, 3, 4, 00:27:20.250 --> 00:27:24.170 5, 6, it just ruins the whole Vader thing. Yeah, 00:27:24.190 --> 00:27:27.369 that whole, he said that you killed him. No, 00:27:27.630 --> 00:27:33.150 I am your father. That there is one of the biggest 00:27:33.150 --> 00:27:36.809 flips, twists, punching the fucking gut moments. 00:27:36.869 --> 00:27:38.829 Quintessential moments of Star Wars, yeah. Yeah, 00:27:38.829 --> 00:27:41.200 you need that. You're not going to get that and 00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:43.079 go, he said that you killed him. And you're like, 00:27:43.180 --> 00:27:46.420 that's his dad. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. So, yeah, 00:27:46.460 --> 00:27:50.279 I don't mind that kind of idea. Yeah. That makes 00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:56.279 way more sense. Imagine if they did a supercut. 00:27:57.640 --> 00:28:00.640 So instead of having this whole schmuzzle where 00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:01.940 you've got to go back, blah, blah, blah, blah, 00:28:02.019 --> 00:28:04.380 blah, rewrite the whole fucking thing. If they 00:28:04.380 --> 00:28:10.440 just made like. So we've got six movies there. 00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:14.839 So if they made like a seven -hour marathon but 00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:17.140 just chopped out the fat that you didn't eat, 00:28:17.160 --> 00:28:19.759 so that whole fucking tree scene on Dagobah, 00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:22.640 fuck that off. We don't need to see that. We 00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:24.380 don't need to see Luke's head inside a fucking 00:28:24.380 --> 00:28:26.220 Darth Vader's helmet. No, that's right. Fuck 00:28:26.220 --> 00:28:29.299 that off. Trim the fat, keep the basics in there, 00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:31.380 and just make a super cut of a great movie like 00:28:31.380 --> 00:28:36.140 they did with Breaking Bad. They made that two 00:28:36.140 --> 00:28:40.299 -hour movie. out of the whole five seasons. Yeah, 00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:42.960 I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it either. 00:28:43.039 --> 00:28:45.500 It's really hard to find now. I think you might 00:28:45.500 --> 00:28:47.119 be able to find it on Reddit or something like 00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:50.500 that, but it's so hard to find now, man. But 00:28:50.500 --> 00:28:52.220 yeah, I think someone should release a supercut 00:28:52.220 --> 00:28:55.279 of the Star Wars franchise. So you saying that 00:28:55.279 --> 00:29:02.279 has just reminded me. So Topher Grace, lead head 00:29:02.279 --> 00:29:07.099 of that 70s show, he has a Star Wars edit. that 00:29:07.099 --> 00:29:10.940 has only ever been shown at like his things and 00:29:10.940 --> 00:29:12.859 it's pretty hard to get your hands on apparently. 00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:17.339 I'm just trying to find a little bit of a rundown 00:29:17.339 --> 00:29:23.720 of what it is. Yeah, right. It's an 85 -minute 00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:27.500 edit of Star Wars that fixes the franchise apparently. 00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:30.000 So who done that? Was it him that did it? Topher 00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:31.500 Grace did it himself. Holy shit, yeah, right. 00:29:31.799 --> 00:29:34.480 Yeah, the three prequel films, he re -edited 00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:39.250 them into. The collective 418, which run at a 00:29:39.250 --> 00:29:42.809 418 minute into 85 minutes. And by all accounts, 00:29:42.970 --> 00:29:45.289 it's pretty damn good, is what everybody says 00:29:45.289 --> 00:29:52.029 about it. So the cut's made. It's still a coherent 00:29:52.029 --> 00:29:55.089 storyline, apparently. Gone's the pod racing, 00:29:55.349 --> 00:29:59.089 the unnecessary explosions, the obnoxious CGI 00:29:59.089 --> 00:30:01.410 characters that clutter the Star Wars episode. 00:30:01.509 --> 00:30:06.000 So much. Instead, he begins the film with the 00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:11.180 end of that one. So pretty much basically. Ignores 00:30:11.180 --> 00:30:14.720 Phantom Menace. Yeah. So it begins with the final 00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:17.400 showdown between Obi -Wan, Qui -Gon, and Darth 00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:23.740 Maul, basically. What's that called? The Battle 00:30:23.740 --> 00:30:29.150 of the Fates. Yep. That's what it's called. Yeah, 00:30:29.210 --> 00:30:31.710 scenes like where Padme brings Anakin home to 00:30:31.710 --> 00:30:35.730 meet a family deleted. That whole pedophile storyline 00:30:35.730 --> 00:30:39.049 can just go to the fucking bin, dude. Yeah. Yeah. 00:30:39.670 --> 00:30:42.230 I would like to try and find it one day, if I 00:30:42.230 --> 00:30:44.650 can ever get my hands on it. But apparently, 00:30:44.809 --> 00:30:49.950 yeah. Okay. Let's fucking get back to this pedophile, 00:30:50.029 --> 00:30:56.200 right? Now. Why – if she was a senator – she 00:30:56.200 --> 00:30:57.859 wasn't even a senator in that first one, was 00:30:57.859 --> 00:31:01.160 she? She was 16. She was a princess. He was seven. 00:31:01.359 --> 00:31:06.119 Yeah, I know. They're not in love then. I don't 00:31:06.119 --> 00:31:08.180 know. It's messed up. But, like, I'm just putting 00:31:08.180 --> 00:31:10.779 that in there. Why couldn't she be Princess Amidala 00:31:10.779 --> 00:31:14.819 as a seven -year -old princess? Yeah, I don't 00:31:14.819 --> 00:31:16.500 know. Princess Leia was a princess when she was 00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:20.039 seven. Yeah. And then have them both, like – 00:31:20.539 --> 00:31:23.140 14, 15 in the second one. Well, isn't there the 00:31:23.140 --> 00:31:25.920 whole thing where Amidala's important because 00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:29.240 she's a part of the Senate? You know, being 16, 00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:31.799 she's old enough to be a part of politics. Well, 00:31:31.819 --> 00:31:33.279 she was only part of the Senate in the second 00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:35.339 one. In the first one, it was Princess Amidala. 00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:37.720 Aren't they protecting her in the first one because 00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:41.140 she's, like, of age or whatever? I don't know. 00:31:41.339 --> 00:31:43.579 Yeah, it's fucking weird. It is weird. So weird, 00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:47.740 man. Eddie, can you break my heart? Shut up. 00:31:49.769 --> 00:31:54.349 Shut up. He was six. He took advantage. Apparently 00:31:54.349 --> 00:31:59.609 there's a Hobbit edit. Fuck me. I'll see myself 00:31:59.609 --> 00:32:02.890 out. Where they cut out all the Silmarillion 00:32:02.890 --> 00:32:06.829 stuff and bring the chronological order back 00:32:06.829 --> 00:32:12.690 in and basically it's the Hobbit book. But as 00:32:12.690 --> 00:32:15.869 a movie, it's supposed to be pretty good. Like 00:32:15.869 --> 00:32:18.109 it gets rid of half the fluff. It's just one 00:32:18.109 --> 00:32:21.259 movie instead of. Three bloated fucking movies? 00:32:22.259 --> 00:32:27.220 Do you think they should stop doing that? Bloating 00:32:27.220 --> 00:32:31.160 the movies out? Bloating movies out, dude. Harry 00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:35.920 Potter was a perfect example, okay? There was 00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:38.940 stuff that didn't work for the movie, so they 00:32:38.940 --> 00:32:44.619 cut it out. The whole house elf union thing that 00:32:44.619 --> 00:32:46.460 Hermione was doing didn't work for the movie, 00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:48.960 so they trimmed it. They didn't shove in something 00:32:48.960 --> 00:32:50.640 completely different. They just trimmed that 00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:52.000 out because it didn't work for that part of the 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.720 story. Now that the TV show is coming out, you 00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:57.539 might get that fleshed out a bit more. Do you 00:32:57.539 --> 00:33:01.500 think instead, I know the Lord of the Rings and 00:33:01.500 --> 00:33:05.099 The Hobbit were epics, three hours fucking of 00:33:05.099 --> 00:33:09.400 film, but they still tried to wedge more shit 00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:12.819 in there. They're taking out stuff and they're 00:33:12.819 --> 00:33:15.599 trying to fucking shoehorn more stuff in. I mean. 00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:20.180 I do love the extended cuts of Lullarings. But 00:33:20.180 --> 00:33:22.460 that's okay. Like the extended cuts will work 00:33:22.460 --> 00:33:25.279 because you've got – there's so much story in 00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:28.079 them books that weren't put in the movies. Like 00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:31.359 John Bombadil for starters. Yeah. He should have 00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:33.059 been in there because that's an imperative part 00:33:33.059 --> 00:33:37.140 to fucking Mary and Pippin. Yes and no. Instead 00:33:37.140 --> 00:33:39.519 of putting stuff out of the Silmarillion that 00:33:39.519 --> 00:33:43.269 has nothing to do with it. Yeah. there's parts 00:33:43.269 --> 00:33:45.170 that you took out of actual Lord of the Rings 00:33:45.170 --> 00:33:48.750 films to put that in there. Why? I don't get 00:33:48.750 --> 00:33:52.109 it. Yeah, no. Like with Jurassic Park. The Lost 00:33:52.109 --> 00:33:55.210 World shows us the introduction to Jurassic Park 00:33:55.210 --> 00:33:57.529 at the start of The Lost World. Why not just 00:33:57.529 --> 00:33:59.609 have that at the start of Jurassic Park? Yeah, 00:33:59.670 --> 00:34:04.630 I don't know. Books aren't lacking data. There's 00:34:04.630 --> 00:34:06.730 so much story in the book so you can still keep 00:34:06.730 --> 00:34:08.670 in there and if you want to put more bits in 00:34:08.670 --> 00:34:10.579 there. I get it that you want to change it up 00:34:10.579 --> 00:34:12.539 for a newer audience and the people that have 00:34:12.539 --> 00:34:13.960 read the books already, you want to get them 00:34:13.960 --> 00:34:17.739 interested as well. But I just don't, I hate 00:34:17.739 --> 00:34:20.380 the fact that they do that. Oh, man, like as 00:34:20.380 --> 00:34:22.340 soon as they said that The Hobbit was going to 00:34:22.340 --> 00:34:25.699 be three movies, I'm like, how? Was that just 00:34:25.699 --> 00:34:29.000 one book? Yeah. It was? Yeah. Okay. It was half 00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:31.820 the size of any of the single fucking Lord of 00:34:31.820 --> 00:34:33.719 the Rings books. And they still made it into 00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:36.179 three movies. Yeah, that's what I couldn't understand 00:34:36.179 --> 00:34:38.139 when they, I'm like, this is a cash grab. Like, 00:34:38.179 --> 00:34:41.820 why? They could make it in one movie. Yeah. See, 00:34:41.860 --> 00:34:43.599 that whole Desolation of Smaug thing, right? 00:34:44.219 --> 00:34:48.360 He was, was it 17 minutes? He was in two movies? 00:34:48.619 --> 00:34:50.800 Well, he's in the book, fuck all. I don't know 00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:53.679 why they, yeah. But there was a whole, oh, we 00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:58.079 need to find Smaug. It's like, why? Yeah. Leave 00:34:58.079 --> 00:34:59.699 him the fuck alone. You're not going to be able 00:34:59.699 --> 00:35:01.559 to move all that gold that he's hoarding. Like 00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:04.420 in the book they wake him up and he goes out 00:35:04.420 --> 00:35:07.099 and fucking they end up shooting him down when 00:35:07.099 --> 00:35:08.960 he fucking shows himself above the river and 00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:11.559 there's like a short dialogue between him and 00:35:11.559 --> 00:35:16.780 Bilbo. But, yeah, it's just, you know, another 00:35:16.780 --> 00:35:19.539 little bit. That's what I like about The Lord 00:35:19.539 --> 00:35:23.179 of the Rings is you have hints at some world 00:35:23.179 --> 00:35:25.610 building. Yep. that doesn't necessarily need 00:35:25.610 --> 00:35:28.409 to be fully explained. It's just this cool aspect 00:35:28.409 --> 00:35:31.570 that happens. You don't need a whole backstory 00:35:31.570 --> 00:35:35.269 to a character that's introduced into a story 00:35:35.269 --> 00:35:38.329 that plays a bit part anyway. Okay. Yeah. See, 00:35:38.369 --> 00:35:40.650 and that's another thing because, again, I've 00:35:40.650 --> 00:35:42.730 never read The Hobbit book because The Lord of 00:35:42.730 --> 00:35:44.329 the Rings just put such a sour taste in my mouth. 00:35:44.630 --> 00:35:47.289 That book was terrible. I wanted to like The 00:35:47.289 --> 00:35:50.909 Hobbit. It had a dragon in it. I wanted to like 00:35:50.909 --> 00:35:53.789 it. I fucking couldn't, man. I just couldn't 00:35:53.789 --> 00:35:57.150 do it. So the Battle of Five Armies at the end 00:35:57.150 --> 00:36:00.309 of fucking the last movie where there's a whole 00:36:00.309 --> 00:36:01.550 heap of action. Are we talking about Hobbit 3? 00:36:01.670 --> 00:36:05.869 Hobbit 3, yeah. Right. So in the book, the battle 00:36:05.869 --> 00:36:08.590 starts. Bilbo gets hit on the head. He wakes 00:36:08.590 --> 00:36:10.269 up after the battle finishes, and that's how 00:36:10.269 --> 00:36:14.469 it happens in the books. There's no kind of description 00:36:14.469 --> 00:36:18.019 of the fight. So basically. What I'm hearing 00:36:18.019 --> 00:36:20.699 is Tolkien got high as fuck, fell asleep, was 00:36:20.699 --> 00:36:22.579 meant to have a book handed in to his editor 00:36:22.579 --> 00:36:26.820 and he fell asleep and he goes, ah, fuck it, 00:36:26.820 --> 00:36:28.280 he fell asleep. He got hit in the head so we'll 00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:30.619 just wake up later. No, it's a story about a 00:36:30.619 --> 00:36:33.099 hobbit, a little person in a big world and his 00:36:33.099 --> 00:36:35.300 little part. He wasn't going to fight in the 00:36:35.300 --> 00:36:37.960 fight ever. Excuse me, I've seen Game of Thrones. 00:36:38.579 --> 00:36:41.619 And? There's no hobbits in that? No, but Tyrion 00:36:41.619 --> 00:36:46.050 Lannister is a little person and he fights. Not 00:36:46.050 --> 00:36:49.610 really well. Still fights, motherfucker. Anything 00:36:49.610 --> 00:36:52.190 that gets his scar. But what I'm saying is I 00:36:52.190 --> 00:36:54.409 think it makes sense that he doesn't take part 00:36:54.409 --> 00:36:56.449 in this battle. He doesn't witness it. Like it's 00:36:56.449 --> 00:36:59.510 a whole, that'd be fucking traumatising to him. 00:36:59.869 --> 00:37:02.949 Right. He just fucking cops a whack on the noggin. 00:37:03.050 --> 00:37:06.730 Like even in the movie, he kind of, he's interweaving 00:37:06.730 --> 00:37:11.269 a bit of the action and like the battle goes 00:37:11.269 --> 00:37:13.130 on and he gets hit on the head at the end and 00:37:13.130 --> 00:37:16.039 then he wakes up. after everything's kind of 00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:19.340 died down, but they've put this whole battle 00:37:19.340 --> 00:37:22.219 in there just for an action sequence and shit 00:37:22.219 --> 00:37:25.420 like that. You're watching The Hobbit, three 00:37:25.420 --> 00:37:29.260 movies of it, nine hours of this movie, right? 00:37:29.460 --> 00:37:31.639 You get to the end and there's this battle of 00:37:31.639 --> 00:37:33.920 the five armies. It fucking looks like it's going 00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:39.920 to shape up. And then it wakes. and then the 00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:42.039 eyes open and the battle's finished, would you 00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:43.460 feel cheated if you went to the movies and seen 00:37:43.460 --> 00:37:45.000 that? If it was three movies, yeah. But if it 00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:47.980 was one movie, no. No? No. Okay, fair enough. 00:37:48.300 --> 00:37:50.739 Yeah. But, yeah, if I went there and he got knocked 00:37:50.739 --> 00:37:55.699 out, fade to black, and then back to light and 00:37:55.699 --> 00:37:58.320 everything's finished, I'd be like, what the 00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:01.199 fuck? Like, Legolas wasn't in The Hobbit. Like, 00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:07.309 fucking, yeah. Yeah. When they changed his eye 00:38:07.309 --> 00:38:09.210 colour for the movies. Like, I don't know why. 00:38:09.489 --> 00:38:13.289 Give him a massive tan. He looked ethereal enough 00:38:13.289 --> 00:38:15.449 in the fucking Lord of the Rings without the 00:38:15.449 --> 00:38:19.230 fucking bright, you know, ocean blue eyes. He 00:38:19.230 --> 00:38:24.769 looked 30 years older with more of a tan, but 00:38:24.769 --> 00:38:27.730 his eyes were blue. Just leave him alone, man. 00:38:28.769 --> 00:38:30.969 Like you just said, he didn't need to be in there. 00:38:31.050 --> 00:38:33.780 Why put him in there at all? No. And then. The 00:38:33.780 --> 00:38:35.719 love interest doesn't make sense either, like 00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:39.820 with, what's her name? The Wasp? Lily? Something? 00:38:40.380 --> 00:38:43.760 But, yeah, it's just, I don't know, just more 00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:48.559 fucking elf fodder for fucking the fandom. Because 00:38:48.559 --> 00:38:53.380 they like the pointy ears. Yeah, I'd, if I never, 00:38:53.579 --> 00:38:55.880 again, you tell me that they're making the fucking 00:38:55.880 --> 00:38:58.960 Rings of Power season four. Three. Three. Why? 00:38:59.380 --> 00:39:01.980 I don't know. I can more for original storytelling, 00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:04.480 but if you're going to fucking, Beat a dead horse, 00:39:04.539 --> 00:39:07.780 man. Jesus Christ. And it was the most expensive 00:39:07.780 --> 00:39:11.960 show ever made up until Harry Potter. And the 00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:15.159 fact that it was more expensive than all three 00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:18.559 of the movies made, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty 00:39:18.559 --> 00:39:21.000 sure that's how it works. It was worth the first 00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:25.440 season. And the armour looks fucking like plastic 00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:28.260 compared to the movies. See, and that's the thing. 00:39:33.539 --> 00:39:35.420 Technology of 3D printers and shit these days. 00:39:36.260 --> 00:39:39.239 You know, you've got one. Lingy's got one. You 00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:42.420 guys can make shit look fucking good, man. Like, 00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:44.179 there's a bloke at the moment who just 3D printed 00:39:44.179 --> 00:39:47.719 a full Iron Man costume out of PLA, and he's 00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:49.480 got it looking like mirror -finished chrome, 00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:53.539 dude. You couldn't tell. With all these multi 00:39:53.539 --> 00:39:57.440 -million dollar budgets, why can't they do better? 00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:00.780 They made the chain mail by hand for Lord of 00:40:00.780 --> 00:40:04.690 the Rings. Holy shit. Yeah, like actual chain 00:40:04.690 --> 00:40:08.789 mail. Now you can 3D print it. Yeah. And the 00:40:08.789 --> 00:40:11.750 three movies was less than the first fucking 00:40:11.750 --> 00:40:15.329 season. That's nuts, isn't it? That's so nuts. 00:40:16.110 --> 00:40:18.730 Have you seen 3D printed chain mail? Yeah. Looks 00:40:18.730 --> 00:40:22.510 good. Not bad. Looks so good. On film, it'd look 00:40:22.510 --> 00:40:27.269 fine. Exactly. Well, not when it's like in a 00:40:27.269 --> 00:40:30.510 sphere. Because each link would be this big. 00:40:31.789 --> 00:40:37.670 Yeah. I'm going to actually, I've been wanting 00:40:37.670 --> 00:40:40.550 to watch Star Wars with Logan. I think that might 00:40:40.550 --> 00:40:42.510 be the order that we watch them in. So I'm going 00:40:42.510 --> 00:40:45.550 to give that a roll. Yeah. Because like you said, 00:40:45.710 --> 00:40:49.230 that gut punch that is your dad, you don't want 00:40:49.230 --> 00:40:52.230 that to be spoiled by episodes three. Yeah, absolutely. 00:40:52.769 --> 00:40:55.969 So yeah, all for it. That's all I've got time 00:40:55.969 --> 00:40:59.190 for this week, guys. 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