WEBVTT 00:00:00.430 --> 00:00:02.710 From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint, 00:00:02.890 --> 00:00:05.830 and I'm Stretch, and this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:17.690 --> 00:00:19.989 This installment of Prevailing Strange is what 00:00:19.989 --> 00:00:22.350 we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we go 00:00:22.350 --> 00:00:23.929 over some of the subjects that we've previously 00:00:23.929 --> 00:00:27.010 touched on this week, and go wherever the tangents 00:00:27.010 --> 00:00:31.070 take us. Do you have some jokes for me this week? 00:00:32.990 --> 00:00:36.490 Yes, I do. Are you ready? I'm ready. Why did 00:00:36.490 --> 00:00:40.090 the mermaid wear seashells? Why? Because she 00:00:40.090 --> 00:00:48.570 had grueled seashells. That's how we're starting. 00:00:49.390 --> 00:00:54.469 Yes. Your turn. What is Iron Man without his 00:00:54.469 --> 00:01:01.729 armour? Tony Stark. Stark naked. I want to see 00:01:01.729 --> 00:01:05.010 his penis. Does he have a little sheath that 00:01:05.010 --> 00:01:10.290 goes over? It's all nanobots. Anyway. What's 00:01:10.290 --> 00:01:14.629 the difference between ooh and ah? About three 00:01:14.629 --> 00:01:26.189 inches. Get it? Oh, I get it. Thanks. Why can't 00:01:26.189 --> 00:01:30.000 a bike stand on its own? I don't know. Because 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:36.120 it's too tired. I love shit jokes, dude. They're 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:39.739 so good. A court doesn't need a stand. No, you're 00:01:39.739 --> 00:01:42.340 right. What did Cinderella do when she got to 00:01:42.340 --> 00:01:54.379 the ball? She gagged. Oh, Cinderella, you dirty, 00:01:54.439 --> 00:01:57.700 dirty girl. Did you hear that the Dalai Lama 00:01:57.700 --> 00:02:01.790 got arrested for gambling? Apparently he likes 00:02:01.790 --> 00:02:05.930 to bet. Oh, for fuck's sake. It's pretty bad. 00:02:10.629 --> 00:02:12.409 What's the difference between you and an egg? 00:02:13.629 --> 00:02:20.169 The egg gets laid. That's a bit low. I'm sorry, 00:02:20.270 --> 00:02:26.310 mate. What do ducks smoke? Gillyweed. Quack. 00:02:27.950 --> 00:02:33.650 Oh, God damn. What's Peter Pan's favourite place 00:02:33.650 --> 00:02:42.370 to eat at? Wendy's. Wendy's? Nice one. Have you 00:02:42.370 --> 00:02:47.530 heard that? No, I guessed it. Okay. I've got 00:02:47.530 --> 00:02:50.090 one last one. Okay, go, sir. What's the least 00:02:50.090 --> 00:02:54.330 spoken language in the world? I don't know. Sign 00:02:54.330 --> 00:03:06.680 language. That's it, Chief. That is so good. 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:16.360 All right, so I was watching Ted Lasso today. 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:20.240 I could watch that on repeat. It doesn't get 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:24.259 old, and I really, really enjoy watching it. 00:03:25.289 --> 00:03:31.889 I think Jason Sudeikis has really just – we spoke 00:03:31.889 --> 00:03:33.469 about Lion in a Bottle with Guardians of the 00:03:33.469 --> 00:03:37.389 Galaxy, but this is, dude, it's so perfectly 00:03:37.389 --> 00:03:40.509 done. It's just incredible. I don't think there 00:03:40.509 --> 00:03:44.150 would be another TV show like it. I mean, yeah, 00:03:44.250 --> 00:03:48.069 the cast is great and it's a pretty funny story. 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:52.060 But it ticks every single box, man. It makes 00:03:52.060 --> 00:03:54.539 you think, it makes you feel, it makes you laugh, 00:03:54.620 --> 00:03:56.539 it makes you cry. It does absolutely everything. 00:03:56.539 --> 00:03:58.740 It definitely made me laugh out loud, which not 00:03:58.740 --> 00:04:02.060 a lot of things do. Yes, sir. And it definitely 00:04:02.060 --> 00:04:07.919 made me cry. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was quite 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:10.340 good. I hear people talk about it and, like, 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:13.000 it's just in passing and stuff. It really, and 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:16.209 I know it's won all the awards. But nearly every 00:04:16.209 --> 00:04:18.949 single person I talk to that comes into the tattoo 00:04:18.949 --> 00:04:22.050 shop has never seen it. And I think that's a 00:04:22.050 --> 00:04:24.329 fucking crime. I think it's because it's on Apple 00:04:24.329 --> 00:04:28.269 TV. Not many people watch Apple TV. No, you really 00:04:28.269 --> 00:04:31.750 don't, do they? And that's the thing. Severance 00:04:31.750 --> 00:04:35.629 now has just picked up and it's one of the highest 00:04:35.629 --> 00:04:39.129 rating TV shows ever. Yeah, but I mean Apple 00:04:39.129 --> 00:04:43.079 TV, I mean especially around our area. Doesn't 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:45.439 seem to be very popular. Well, yeah. So it might 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:48.720 just be an American thing. Yeah. Because we're 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:51.519 not in America. No. We're free here. If you hadn't 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:55.240 guessed. Yeah. I haven't shot Jeremy yet. Oh, 00:04:55.259 --> 00:04:59.240 fuck. Sorry. You're going there. Yeah, I know. 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:02.000 You've got to shut up. And that's another thing. 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:06.000 Like, I play Ark. I love Ark. Survival Ascended. 00:05:06.819 --> 00:05:08.800 And I've got this group of mates who I play with 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:11.399 every single day. I speak to them every day. 00:05:14.749 --> 00:05:20.350 And recently we've sort of got a bunch of cheaters 00:05:20.350 --> 00:05:24.129 basically raided our base. Dogs. Dogs. Fucking 00:05:24.129 --> 00:05:26.410 cheats, man. But you go onto these Discord chats 00:05:26.410 --> 00:05:29.889 and there's people selling these just cheats 00:05:29.889 --> 00:05:35.029 for real money. And the thing that really pisses 00:05:35.029 --> 00:05:38.230 me off is that the PVP aspect of ARK is fucking 00:05:38.230 --> 00:05:41.800 sensational. Yeah, right. The cheating is abhorrent. 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:46.139 Like it's every single way, dude. I don't see 00:05:46.139 --> 00:05:50.040 how cheating can be fun in any game, in any sport, 00:05:50.180 --> 00:05:53.899 in anything. I don't get it. Yeah, like why? 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:56.240 What have you got to prove? Yeah, especially 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:58.180 when there's people out there that put in so 00:05:58.180 --> 00:06:03.800 much time. Like I had a bloke, like Wilkes, he's 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:07.800 from Wales. He put so much time and effort into 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:10.439 this game. Just to have someone come in and use 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:13.779 a cheat and just take it all away. We've been 00:06:13.779 --> 00:06:18.339 playing this one map for 12 months and just to 00:06:18.339 --> 00:06:20.620 have one person cheat and come and take it all 00:06:20.620 --> 00:06:26.839 away. Ridiculous. Yeah. What's the – is there 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:32.199 no kind of voice chat into PvP? There is, yeah. 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:34.220 There is? So you can talk to people who are cheating 00:06:34.220 --> 00:06:36.980 and shit? Yeah. Yeah, okay. They just don't give 00:06:36.980 --> 00:06:40.160 a fuck. Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was like there's 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:42.720 that disconnect because you just got no communication. 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:45.600 You just go fucking wipe somebody out. Well, 00:06:45.740 --> 00:06:47.860 and that's the thing. Like I was playing, I play 00:06:47.860 --> 00:06:54.740 with a married couple and this is their escape. 00:06:55.180 --> 00:06:57.800 Like they're great parents. They have their own 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:00.800 business. They work hard and when their kids 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:04.079 go to bed, they jump on arc. And then they have 00:07:04.079 --> 00:07:06.279 again. If someone come in and cheat and you just 00:07:06.279 --> 00:07:08.519 take it all away, it's just plain the arse. That's 00:07:08.519 --> 00:07:12.279 fucked. They're releasing a second season of 00:07:12.279 --> 00:07:15.459 Ark Survival Ascended, Evolved. They made the 00:07:15.459 --> 00:07:18.079 animated show, which was good, man. Did you ever 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:20.980 watch it? No. Did you ever see the cast? No. 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:24.560 Carl Urban. Of course Carl Urban's in it. They 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:26.759 made a show based on it? Yeah, man. Yeah, it's 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:30.259 so good. What's it on? Premier Plus. Yeah, right. 00:07:30.379 --> 00:07:32.399 I've never heard of it. Yeah. Ark Survival Ascended 00:07:32.399 --> 00:07:35.149 is cool. It's good. So, Ark Survival Evolved. 00:07:35.449 --> 00:07:38.790 Okay. Really good. Because we're going to make 00:07:38.790 --> 00:07:43.589 an Ark Survival, Ark Survival Evolved 2, and 00:07:43.589 --> 00:07:48.129 Vin Diesel was cast in the game as the lead, 00:07:48.269 --> 00:07:53.589 Santino or something. But, yeah, he voices a 00:07:53.589 --> 00:07:57.449 couple of characters in the show. Let me read 00:07:57.449 --> 00:07:59.490 the cast out for this show, man. It's an animated 00:07:59.490 --> 00:08:02.269 show. Yeah, that's fine. I've just never heard 00:08:02.269 --> 00:08:08.589 anything about it. So the cast. So Elliot Page, 00:08:08.910 --> 00:08:14.370 Vin Diesel, Gerard Butler, Michelle Yeoh, Carl 00:08:14.370 --> 00:08:18.370 Urban, Monica Bellucci, Zach McLaren, Alan Tudyk, 00:08:18.589 --> 00:08:22.689 Russell Crowe, David Tennant, Jeffrey Wright, 00:08:22.949 --> 00:08:29.110 Malcolm McDowell. That's one of the biggest cast 00:08:29.110 --> 00:08:32.059 you'll ever hear on anything, dude. Yeah, I've 00:08:32.059 --> 00:08:32.860 never heard anything about it. You're all sleeping 00:08:32.860 --> 00:08:38.000 on arc. Get on it. Dan, it's broken as fuck. 00:08:38.399 --> 00:08:42.620 You're wasting time. But the show's great. Yeah, 00:08:42.620 --> 00:08:44.220 okay. And it's just been greenlit for a second 00:08:44.220 --> 00:08:48.399 season. I've started doing therapy again. Right. 00:08:48.460 --> 00:08:52.740 So I started that today. Mm -hmm. So exhausting. 00:08:53.120 --> 00:08:55.139 Yeah. Just sitting there talking about shit is 00:08:55.139 --> 00:08:59.600 so fucking exhausting. Yeah. In case you haven't, 00:08:59.600 --> 00:09:03.289 I'm quite. This pen has gotten the brunt of my 00:09:03.289 --> 00:09:08.490 fucking thoughts today. Yeah, I've never tried 00:09:08.490 --> 00:09:12.649 therapy myself. I don't know. I'm not much of 00:09:12.649 --> 00:09:15.690 a talker, though. This is the most I talk on 00:09:15.690 --> 00:09:18.070 here. It was his idea to start this podcast, 00:09:18.210 --> 00:09:21.210 by the way. After you talked about it for fucking 00:09:21.210 --> 00:09:26.049 12 months. I want to live stream Tano, but the 00:09:26.049 --> 00:09:28.250 fact that I've got to have 100 subscribers on 00:09:28.250 --> 00:09:32.600 a YouTube channel, which I don't have. Do lives 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:36.100 on the fucking Prevailing Strange. Heck, would 00:09:36.100 --> 00:09:38.240 you do that though? It's got nothing to do with 00:09:38.240 --> 00:09:41.559 our strange prevailing. It's just me tattooing. 00:09:42.139 --> 00:09:45.399 Something. I don't know. Yes. Hit us up. Let 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:47.620 us know if you'd like to see tattoos being live 00:09:47.620 --> 00:09:52.399 streamed every day. I'd say a poll, but give 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:56.000 us one or thumbs up or thumbs. Just give us something. 00:09:56.820 --> 00:10:01.269 I don't know. But interact. But, yeah, TikTok's 00:10:01.269 --> 00:10:02.490 been going all right with this, hasn't it? The 00:10:02.490 --> 00:10:04.970 jokes have been hitting pretty hard. TikTok's 00:10:04.970 --> 00:10:07.610 actually kind of starting to pick up again. Yeah, 00:10:07.610 --> 00:10:12.350 nice. Kind of Insta and TikTok were like neck 00:10:12.350 --> 00:10:15.230 and neck and then just TikTok dropped off, Insta 00:10:15.230 --> 00:10:19.649 went up. Fucking YouTube's doing nothing really. 00:10:21.850 --> 00:10:25.110 But then now, especially in the last week, it's 00:10:25.110 --> 00:10:27.190 kind of plateaued a little bit on Insta. Yeah. 00:10:27.570 --> 00:10:29.600 TikTok's catching up a little bit. And then I 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:32.879 realized I went back and had a look at some of 00:10:32.879 --> 00:10:35.580 the views on some of the shorts on YouTube. And 00:10:35.580 --> 00:10:38.139 we're not having enough nudes. No, not enough 00:10:38.139 --> 00:10:40.740 nudes at all. Damn it. Some of the jokes that 00:10:40.740 --> 00:10:44.379 we're told are getting like two views where others 00:10:44.379 --> 00:10:47.679 are hitting 1 ,500, 2 ,000 views. I'm like, what's 00:10:47.679 --> 00:10:49.960 going on here? Went back and watched them and 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:52.679 they're the ones with swear words in them. Not 00:10:52.679 --> 00:10:56.279 necessarily us saying stuff but like because 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:59.360 they've got captions in it. Right. So I was like, 00:10:59.399 --> 00:11:02.179 okay, well, I will try this again. Maybe you 00:11:02.179 --> 00:11:06.720 should stop swearing so much. Fuck you. Okay. 00:11:06.899 --> 00:11:11.080 So I re -upped the guys seeing the dog licking 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:13.519 its balls. I've seen that the other day. But 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:17.299 then I kind of instead of having bitch, I'd fucking 00:11:17.299 --> 00:11:21.379 put in the at and kind of whatever, left the 00:11:21.379 --> 00:11:24.840 words in there, us saying it, but fucking just 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:27.850 changed the caption. And in the first eight hours, 00:11:27.909 --> 00:11:30.850 we got fucking nearly 1 ,000 views on that. So 00:11:30.850 --> 00:11:32.889 maybe we should stop swearing. No, I'll just 00:11:32.889 --> 00:11:36.590 change the way I upload it on YouTube. Just fucking 00:11:36.590 --> 00:11:39.850 we'll censor that part. Would you all like us 00:11:39.850 --> 00:11:42.889 to stop swearing as much? Fuck off. I get yelled 00:11:42.889 --> 00:11:45.250 at a lot because Logan sits there and he's like, 00:11:45.350 --> 00:11:47.250 Dad, Prevailing Strange is up because I get a 00:11:47.250 --> 00:11:49.669 notification on my phone and we watch it in my 00:11:49.669 --> 00:11:51.590 bed. So we lay down and we watch Prevailing Strange. 00:11:51.710 --> 00:11:53.909 My kids aren't allowed to watch it. No, he comes 00:11:53.909 --> 00:11:57.730 up and he's like, Dad. you swear so much. And 00:11:57.730 --> 00:11:59.470 I'm like, oh, no, darling, I'm sorry. I'll try 00:11:59.470 --> 00:12:01.450 to do better. And he goes, try to do better. 00:12:01.629 --> 00:12:04.049 Sorry, Logan, but this is an adult show. Yeah, 00:12:04.090 --> 00:12:06.409 he doesn't care. He's like, Dad, you and Uncle 00:12:06.409 --> 00:12:09.210 Stretch are on telly. I'm like, yeah. He's like, 00:12:09.250 --> 00:12:11.370 let's watch it on your phone. I'm like, if the 00:12:11.370 --> 00:12:12.669 TV's here, why do you want to watch it on my 00:12:12.669 --> 00:12:14.070 phone? He goes, because I get to sit on your 00:12:14.070 --> 00:12:18.409 lap. So when he says sit on my lap, it's here. 00:12:19.370 --> 00:12:22.710 And his head is pushed against this ear. And 00:12:22.710 --> 00:12:26.710 he's like. Just watching my phone. Dude, I'm 00:12:26.710 --> 00:12:30.570 like, I love that you like watching me because 00:12:30.570 --> 00:12:32.309 the shit he watches on YouTube is just terrible. 00:12:32.409 --> 00:12:34.870 It's just people screaming at the TV for, you 00:12:34.870 --> 00:12:37.149 know, 45 minutes. Don't let my kids watch it. 00:12:37.769 --> 00:12:40.850 Even just the kid stuff, I've had too many fucking. 00:12:41.090 --> 00:12:42.909 It's just shit. They get halfway through it and 00:12:42.909 --> 00:12:45.110 show a dick or something. Yeah, it's fucked up. 00:12:45.230 --> 00:12:49.090 And then you hear about like I was watching this 00:12:49.090 --> 00:12:53.320 video the other day about that cocoa melon. Continue. 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:58.019 So the way that they figure out how that show 00:12:58.019 --> 00:13:01.259 kind of, how they produce that show is they'll 00:13:01.259 --> 00:13:03.480 get a bunch of kids in this room and they'll 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:06.220 play it. And they've noticed that if they don't 00:13:06.220 --> 00:13:09.639 change the scene every seven seconds or something 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:14.139 like that, kids get distracted. And they'll do 00:13:14.139 --> 00:13:16.120 like these tests where they have Cocomelon on 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:20.019 and they'll have like a bunny rabbit or something 00:13:20.019 --> 00:13:22.500 in the room. And they're trying to figure out 00:13:22.500 --> 00:13:26.519 what keeps their attention. So this Cocoa Melon 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:29.580 is like crack for kids. It's overstimulating. 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:33.500 They get nothing out of it. I'm like, that's 00:13:33.500 --> 00:13:37.059 fucked up, man. I understand. It's not even English, 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:40.399 dude. Yeah. I mean, it's probably fine for people 00:13:40.399 --> 00:13:43.000 who need a minute, like put your kids in front 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:46.679 of it or whatever. Like people use that fucking. 00:13:47.479 --> 00:13:50.120 when they put kids on planes and shit like that 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:53.080 and fucking whatnot, like understandable to an 00:13:53.080 --> 00:13:58.759 extent. But, yeah, just I'd rather kids watch 00:13:58.759 --> 00:14:03.080 TV with some substance. Logan's got really into 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:05.460 Mark Rober. Have you ever watched that dude? 00:14:05.620 --> 00:14:10.279 No. So he just does science. Yeah. But he has 00:14:10.279 --> 00:14:13.980 – remember how he got me on a loot crate all 00:14:13.980 --> 00:14:16.120 them years ago, like 10, 15 years ago or something? 00:14:16.590 --> 00:14:21.070 Well, this guy does stuff like that, but he calls 00:14:21.070 --> 00:14:26.610 it his engineer boxes. So they come in a little 00:14:26.610 --> 00:14:29.289 loot crate like yours did, but in it it's got, 00:14:29.429 --> 00:14:36.210 have you seen KiwiCo? They've got, so it's like 00:14:36.210 --> 00:14:38.929 engineer problems that you solve. So you build 00:14:38.929 --> 00:14:42.509 these, you can build turrets that are remote 00:14:42.509 --> 00:14:45.730 control. That's cool. You can build. It's like 00:14:45.730 --> 00:14:48.169 kinetic energy. You can build things that have 00:14:48.169 --> 00:14:52.250 kinetic energy to them. It's all science -based. 00:14:52.490 --> 00:14:54.549 And you build these things, but they're also 00:14:54.549 --> 00:14:56.490 a toy. So you're learning, but you're also having 00:14:56.490 --> 00:14:58.889 fun. You're building shit. It's like Lego. And 00:14:58.889 --> 00:15:04.090 you build it along with him on the TV. He's also 00:15:04.090 --> 00:15:07.929 got – it's called Crunch Labs. Okay. And it's 00:15:07.929 --> 00:15:12.370 really, really good. You can send in the things 00:15:12.370 --> 00:15:15.389 that you make with your Crunch Labs box and if 00:15:15.389 --> 00:15:20.789 he admires what you've done, he'll fly you out 00:15:20.789 --> 00:15:27.490 to his Crunch Labs in California and you spend 00:15:27.490 --> 00:15:30.090 the weekend with him in his lab and you do all 00:15:30.090 --> 00:15:32.710 these experiments, you do all this shit and you're 00:15:32.710 --> 00:15:34.509 on his YouTube channel and he sends you all this 00:15:34.509 --> 00:15:38.990 stuff home. I love that stuff. The fact that 00:15:38.990 --> 00:15:42.590 he's learning. And educated as well. Yeah. And 00:15:42.590 --> 00:15:47.830 I think that and something else he really loves. 00:15:47.950 --> 00:15:52.070 He loves the Wi -Files, dude. Yeah, right. He 00:15:52.070 --> 00:15:58.450 loves Hecklefish. He loves AJ. And I don't mind 00:15:58.450 --> 00:16:00.230 him watching that shit. When he's watching people 00:16:00.230 --> 00:16:02.710 play Minecraft and they're just screaming at 00:16:02.710 --> 00:16:05.809 the TV, I'm like, mate, that's not good for your 00:16:05.809 --> 00:16:11.970 brain. No. And those videos of like kids just 00:16:11.970 --> 00:16:17.750 unboxing stuff, like that kind of, what does 00:16:17.750 --> 00:16:21.750 that instill in a child? Like, yeah. The exciting 00:16:21.750 --> 00:16:23.909 bit is just unboxing it and then throwing it 00:16:23.909 --> 00:16:27.429 away. Yeah, and like the unreal expectation that 00:16:27.429 --> 00:16:29.169 you just get given stuff all the fucking time. 00:16:29.210 --> 00:16:33.840 Yeah, yeah. And what was Ryan's world? He became 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:35.879 a multimillionaire for that. He was like four 00:16:35.879 --> 00:16:41.139 years old unboxing toys and shit. This whole 00:16:41.139 --> 00:16:45.399 thing with YouTube and that whole aspect of they've 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:49.440 just brought out the new child labour laws in 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:52.539 California. So if you've got a YouTube channel 00:16:52.539 --> 00:16:56.039 and you use your children as your source of income 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:58.779 on YouTube, they're only allowed to work four 00:16:58.779 --> 00:17:01.220 hours a day. They're only allowed to do this 00:17:01.220 --> 00:17:04.940 sort of work. But that's only in California. 00:17:05.259 --> 00:17:07.039 Everywhere else in America you can do whatever 00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:09.839 the fuck you want. So all these people that are 00:17:09.839 --> 00:17:12.599 abusing their children for the sake of a couple 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:16.660 of bucks on YouTube, they're just moving. This 00:17:16.660 --> 00:17:19.319 is the shit thing about America. You can move 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:25.000 from one county to the next. The laws are completely 00:17:25.000 --> 00:17:29.039 different. You move one state, which is 45 minutes 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:33.509 over, Completely different. Isn't that a fact, 00:17:33.589 --> 00:17:36.930 the way you kind of said it then, that, you know, 00:17:36.990 --> 00:17:41.730 like kids using, parents using their kids for 00:17:41.730 --> 00:17:45.650 an income? Yes, mate. Yeah, you kind of, you 00:17:45.650 --> 00:17:47.349 think, oh, you know, these kids have got this 00:17:47.349 --> 00:17:50.289 fucking cool shit going on. You forget that it's 00:17:50.289 --> 00:17:53.569 the parents behind it driving them. Well, that 00:17:53.569 --> 00:17:56.450 Ryan's world, he started out just opening toys 00:17:56.450 --> 00:17:58.269 that his parents got him for his birthday and 00:17:58.269 --> 00:18:00.809 shit. And then his parents quit their day jobs 00:18:00.809 --> 00:18:03.009 and now his parents are their fucking managers. 00:18:04.730 --> 00:18:10.930 Oh, man. You what? Yeah. No. Brutal. You know, 00:18:10.970 --> 00:18:13.089 their kids don't go to school no more because 00:18:13.089 --> 00:18:17.109 they're famous. So they get tutors. Okay, so 00:18:17.109 --> 00:18:19.829 your kid's going to have no social skills whatsoever. 00:18:20.150 --> 00:18:22.210 Fuck, man. Your kid's going to have no friends 00:18:22.210 --> 00:18:24.109 whatsoever. He's not going to be able to pick 00:18:24.109 --> 00:18:26.390 and choose. what's a good friend and what's someone 00:18:26.390 --> 00:18:27.950 that's just after your money. He's going to assume 00:18:27.950 --> 00:18:29.710 everybody's just after his money and wants to 00:18:29.710 --> 00:18:32.410 make him work. Yeah. That kid's going to be destroyed. 00:18:32.670 --> 00:18:34.630 I've seen what happens to the kids on Disney. 00:18:35.089 --> 00:18:37.470 Well, speaking about what happens to these types 00:18:37.470 --> 00:18:40.869 of kids, so I saw this video the other day come 00:18:40.869 --> 00:18:48.210 across Instagram and it was – who was it? It 00:18:48.210 --> 00:18:50.309 was one of these guys that his channel is. He 00:18:50.309 --> 00:18:52.410 goes, checks out people's houses or whatnot. 00:18:52.670 --> 00:18:56.240 Yeah. Something along those lines. And there's 00:18:56.240 --> 00:19:00.140 one dude and they're checking out this house, 00:19:00.180 --> 00:19:01.740 talking about this person's house and it's like 00:19:01.740 --> 00:19:05.160 fucking mansion, fucking, okay, we're going to 00:19:05.160 --> 00:19:08.400 check it out. And they open the doors and it's 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:12.039 just all these cardboard cutouts of like anime 00:19:12.039 --> 00:19:15.660 waifus and stuff like that. How old is this kid? 00:19:15.980 --> 00:19:20.319 So he's not a kid anymore, but. He's been doing 00:19:20.319 --> 00:19:22.180 this for fucking years. Apparently he's got his 00:19:22.180 --> 00:19:24.480 own fucking Instagram and YouTube and all he 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:28.559 does is get pictures of fucking things, not just 00:19:28.559 --> 00:19:31.059 waifus. I think it's kind of geared towards that 00:19:31.059 --> 00:19:33.460 when he's grown up. But this dude's in this fucking 00:19:33.460 --> 00:19:37.180 mansion by himself on this fucking compound where 00:19:37.180 --> 00:19:39.920 there's more than one mansion and he's got this 00:19:39.920 --> 00:19:42.359 big industrial printer and he's printing out 00:19:42.359 --> 00:19:46.640 these pictures and making big fucking like cardboard 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:50.910 cutouts and like. Not just one of each, like 00:19:50.910 --> 00:19:53.549 hundreds of the same image. And it's just like 00:19:53.549 --> 00:19:57.950 that's all this fella does. And he might be 18, 00:19:58.069 --> 00:20:00.890 19 or something like that. And it's just this 00:20:00.890 --> 00:20:05.210 big empty fucking mansion that he's in full of 00:20:05.210 --> 00:20:08.670 all these cardboard cutouts. And, like, he's 00:20:08.670 --> 00:20:10.309 been doing this for a long time, making this 00:20:10.309 --> 00:20:13.609 YouTube content. And, like, his parents are obviously 00:20:13.609 --> 00:20:18.650 rich already or whatever. But this kid. doesn't 00:20:18.650 --> 00:20:21.869 have a life of his own. This is all he does is 00:20:21.869 --> 00:20:25.349 just cut out pictures and, like, it's fucking 00:20:25.349 --> 00:20:29.230 bent, man. It's sick. I nearly headbutted Logan 00:20:29.230 --> 00:20:32.349 the other day because he went, I'm like, fucking 00:20:32.349 --> 00:20:36.470 what? Oh, no. You want to get abused, Charles? 00:20:38.809 --> 00:20:41.049 I'm like, no. There's going to be a pin code 00:20:41.049 --> 00:20:50.500 put on YouTube from now on. Yeah. Look. You've 00:20:50.500 --> 00:20:52.160 never watched The Wire Files, have you? No, I 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:55.160 haven't. You need to. There's an episode called 00:20:55.160 --> 00:20:57.299 The Dead Internet Theory. Have you ever heard 00:20:57.299 --> 00:20:59.380 of The Dead Internet Theory? It's happening, 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:01.380 man. Yeah, oh, yeah. It's happening. Well, I 00:21:01.380 --> 00:21:03.240 mean, you look at YouTube and the way they're 00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:06.180 kind of policing now all this AI content, like 00:21:06.180 --> 00:21:10.480 it's essentially there's, yeah. You scroll Instagram 00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:12.819 Reels. Also, for people that don't know The Dead 00:21:12.819 --> 00:21:15.980 Internet Theory, it's the theory that eventually. 00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:19.799 Like everybody's putting like AI bots up and 00:21:19.799 --> 00:21:22.200 eventually it's going to get to the point where 00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:24.420 there's no human beings on the internet. Nope, 00:21:24.420 --> 00:21:26.500 it's all going to be bots and AI. All bots and 00:21:26.500 --> 00:21:28.700 AI communicating with each other and anytime 00:21:28.700 --> 00:21:31.140 anybody gets on the internet to have a look, 00:21:31.220 --> 00:21:35.039 they're just going to be inundated with. AI and 00:21:35.039 --> 00:21:38.180 bot content. Yeah. Even now, like you've got 00:21:38.180 --> 00:21:41.740 them big Yowie's and that and they're, I tried 00:21:41.740 --> 00:21:44.180 to see the other day, one of them big Yowie videos 00:21:44.180 --> 00:21:48.759 is like $180 to do. Yeah. But they're making 00:21:48.759 --> 00:21:50.500 hundreds of thousands of dollars from one of 00:21:50.500 --> 00:21:54.359 them reels. Yeah. Why would you not want to do 00:21:54.359 --> 00:21:57.599 it? Yeah. And it's like, I mean, it costs money 00:21:57.599 --> 00:22:00.099 to make, but there's fucking no effort in it. 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.079 Nope. All you do is top prompt. If you learn 00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:05.099 how to top a prompt properly, you're going to 00:22:05.099 --> 00:22:06.859 make money. Yeah. You get those parameters right 00:22:06.859 --> 00:22:08.920 and you spit out something that is going to rack 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:13.119 up millions of views. It's scary, dude. Like, 00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:15.619 especially when we're trying to, like, we want 00:22:15.619 --> 00:22:18.599 to. Look, we love doing this. This is fun as 00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:21.339 shit for us. This is all it is. If it gets to 00:22:21.339 --> 00:22:23.380 the point where we can actually make a living 00:22:23.380 --> 00:22:25.779 off it, great, fantastic. If not, then we don't 00:22:25.779 --> 00:22:29.460 care. But this is all done by this guy. Like 00:22:29.460 --> 00:22:32.019 he does all the editing, he does all the composing, 00:22:32.019 --> 00:22:34.240 he does absolutely everything in his spare time. 00:22:34.319 --> 00:22:36.400 In the meantime, he's raising a family and he 00:22:36.400 --> 00:22:39.259 works full time. You've got these people that 00:22:39.259 --> 00:22:40.700 are sitting at home on their computers, dude, 00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:43.119 for five, six hours a day and they make seven, 00:22:43.220 --> 00:22:48.130 ten videos. Crazy. We're just out here maybe 00:22:48.130 --> 00:22:51.630 hoping to find an audience, and these people 00:22:51.630 --> 00:22:54.829 are just farming. Just pumping it. And the other 00:22:54.829 --> 00:22:57.529 thing, we went down to Spears Point Park the 00:22:57.529 --> 00:23:01.710 other day for Ali's youngest, his first birthday, 00:23:01.849 --> 00:23:04.089 Jarvis. Happy birthday, Jarvis, last week. And 00:23:04.089 --> 00:23:06.049 we went down there, and there's literally people 00:23:06.049 --> 00:23:10.250 walking around. There was a massive Pokemon event 00:23:10.250 --> 00:23:13.019 down there for Pokemon Go. There's people walking 00:23:13.019 --> 00:23:16.059 around with five and six mobile phones strapped 00:23:16.059 --> 00:23:18.259 to their arm, dude, like it's a fucking game 00:23:18.259 --> 00:23:21.799 glove from the 1980s with the Nintendo. And they're 00:23:21.799 --> 00:23:25.920 walking around going, walking around, and they're 00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:27.160 all just strapped to their arm. And I'm like, 00:23:27.259 --> 00:23:33.019 what the? It's Pokemon. Stop it. I mean, yeah, 00:23:33.579 --> 00:23:35.779 it had a chokehold on the fucking everyone when 00:23:35.779 --> 00:23:37.539 it first came out. But people are still playing 00:23:37.539 --> 00:23:39.599 it. Still. And it's wild. I went and hunted a 00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:43.640 couple. Because they took over, like on the Spears 00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:45.240 Point Park, there's like three or four gyms. 00:23:45.259 --> 00:23:47.559 I just went across and just wiped them out a 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:51.740 bit. But it gets to the point where we're not 00:23:51.740 --> 00:23:53.519 going to see anything from another human on there. 00:23:53.579 --> 00:23:57.059 It's all going to be just AI trash and the regurgitated 00:23:57.059 --> 00:23:59.140 garbage that's been happening for the last three 00:23:59.140 --> 00:24:03.640 years. Yeah. And if you look 12 months ago at 00:24:03.640 --> 00:24:05.339 the AI content that came out and then you look 00:24:05.339 --> 00:24:10.890 now, please. Yeah. Please. It was. A joke. It 00:24:10.890 --> 00:24:14.009 was making news because of how fucking janky 00:24:14.009 --> 00:24:17.029 it was. Everybody had fucking eight hands, eight 00:24:17.029 --> 00:24:21.869 fingers, and like, yeah, and now, oh, man. Some 00:24:21.869 --> 00:24:26.269 of it, some of it is like there was a video the 00:24:26.269 --> 00:24:28.849 other day. I think I shared it or somebody shared 00:24:28.849 --> 00:24:31.710 it, and it's this woman laying on the couch. 00:24:32.170 --> 00:24:34.269 And her dog's there. I sent it to you. Yeah, 00:24:34.309 --> 00:24:36.650 she spits that grape and the dog eats the grape 00:24:36.650 --> 00:24:38.849 and then it bites her head and her head's a fucking 00:24:38.849 --> 00:24:41.710 cabbage or something like that. Man, like. I 00:24:41.710 --> 00:24:43.890 shoot myself. There's another one where she's 00:24:43.890 --> 00:24:45.809 like, she's like this and the dog's licking her 00:24:45.809 --> 00:24:48.250 face. Blip, blip, blip. And then the dog puts 00:24:48.250 --> 00:24:50.990 its mouth, it's now in her mouth. She's like, 00:24:51.069 --> 00:24:54.490 ah. And bites down on the dog, man. And the fucking 00:24:54.490 --> 00:24:56.849 nose comes off the dog and she's like, blah. 00:24:57.470 --> 00:24:59.849 The dog's nose comes out and then all these pups 00:24:59.849 --> 00:25:01.109 come out of her mouth and I'm like, what the. 00:25:01.599 --> 00:25:05.200 Why would anyone want a prompt for that? It's 00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:08.500 fucking, it's getting wild. Like, is it going 00:25:08.500 --> 00:25:10.160 to get to the point where the internet's going 00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:12.700 to be that fucking weird and surreal a place 00:25:12.700 --> 00:25:15.359 where nobody's going to want to go on it? That's 00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:16.819 a whole point of the dead internet theory, man. 00:25:16.880 --> 00:25:20.859 Yeah. It'll die off. Yeah. The thing that I'm 00:25:20.859 --> 00:25:24.339 scared about, dude, and as a parent, it should 00:25:24.339 --> 00:25:27.259 scare everybody, is the fact that if you put 00:25:27.259 --> 00:25:29.990 a photo up of your child. There's going to be 00:25:29.990 --> 00:25:32.470 some fucking sick prick out there, dude, that's 00:25:32.470 --> 00:25:34.789 going to take that photo and say, make up a prompt 00:25:34.789 --> 00:25:38.930 of your child doing shit. We've never put our 00:25:38.930 --> 00:25:41.250 kids on there. And I've respected the dick out 00:25:41.250 --> 00:25:44.410 of that. I used to be a bit confuddled by it. 00:25:44.809 --> 00:25:47.710 Now, I wish I did the same. Like, I haven't uploaded 00:25:47.710 --> 00:25:51.910 a photo of Logan in a long time, but that's the 00:25:51.910 --> 00:25:54.269 thing, man. Yeah. I don't think I want to have 00:25:54.269 --> 00:25:56.809 uploaded pictures of my kids anymore. And the 00:25:56.809 --> 00:25:58.910 thing is, like, man, it was so hard to begin 00:25:58.910 --> 00:26:00.890 with because, you know, you're just so proud 00:26:00.890 --> 00:26:02.190 of him and you just want to show him off. You 00:26:02.190 --> 00:26:04.049 just want to show him off. You do. You're like, 00:26:04.109 --> 00:26:05.589 oh, look what my kid's doing. He's a fucking 00:26:05.589 --> 00:26:07.569 sick cunt. Look at this shit. It's so amazing. 00:26:07.730 --> 00:26:09.410 Oh, he's five years old. Oh, my God, he's my 00:26:09.410 --> 00:26:11.609 best friend. I would die for this kid. When you 00:26:11.609 --> 00:26:14.589 have kids, your life, it changes gear completely. 00:26:15.029 --> 00:26:17.990 Yeah, man. 100%. And, like, you know, I'd share 00:26:17.990 --> 00:26:20.089 pictures of this and that and whatnot before. 00:26:20.529 --> 00:26:22.670 And then I had kids and then everything, like 00:26:22.670 --> 00:26:25.069 all my socials, not that I was a big cunt. fucking 00:26:25.069 --> 00:26:27.549 socials person to begin with. Yeah. It all just 00:26:27.549 --> 00:26:28.970 dropped off. There was nothing. Yeah. Because 00:26:28.970 --> 00:26:31.390 all I wanted to do was post pictures of my kid 00:26:31.390 --> 00:26:34.450 and I just never did. Yeah. And, dude, that's 00:26:34.450 --> 00:26:36.470 something that I've looked at yours and Steffi's 00:26:36.470 --> 00:26:38.769 Facebook and social media and I'm like, oh, God, 00:26:38.849 --> 00:26:41.250 I wish I did the same. I honestly don't want 00:26:41.250 --> 00:26:43.069 to see photos of my kids on the internet, man. 00:26:44.089 --> 00:26:46.170 It's fucking scary. And it worries me because 00:26:46.170 --> 00:26:49.569 you've got, like, Jack's 17 now and Rain's 19. 00:26:49.809 --> 00:26:56.079 Like, she turns 20. She turns 19 this year. She's 00:26:56.079 --> 00:27:00.319 fucking 19. My daughter is 19 years old. And 00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:03.980 I'm so scared, man. I'm so worried. Like back 00:27:03.980 --> 00:27:05.660 when she was born and I didn't have a care in 00:27:05.660 --> 00:27:08.140 the world, the only care I had was seeing her 00:27:08.140 --> 00:27:11.519 every weekend. Now I'm so fucking worried, man, 00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:14.599 for her kids. If she doesn't have kids and if 00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:17.680 she does have kids, then I'm still scared. And 00:27:17.680 --> 00:27:21.079 it's, yeah, I don't know. It's frustrating as 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:23.750 shit. So I'm glad I'm saying therapist because 00:27:23.750 --> 00:27:28.109 now I can tell her all my garbage. But, yeah, 00:27:28.210 --> 00:27:32.769 scary, man, scary times. Weird and wonderful 00:27:32.769 --> 00:27:37.190 world that we live in. Yeah. Yeah, I talk about 00:27:37.190 --> 00:27:40.970 it a lot. I like my bubble. I stay in my bubble. 00:27:41.069 --> 00:27:44.690 I don't need to concern myself with too much 00:27:44.690 --> 00:27:48.210 of the outside. Well, you've went and seen Jurassic 00:27:48.210 --> 00:27:51.910 World without me, so. I have to do something 00:27:51.910 --> 00:27:56.029 with my wife. How dare you? What did you guys 00:27:56.029 --> 00:27:57.609 see the other week that you went and seen with 00:27:57.609 --> 00:28:01.130 Rach that I still haven't seen? What was it? 00:28:01.309 --> 00:28:04.009 I can't remember. It was probably three or four 00:28:04.009 --> 00:28:07.289 weeks ago now. What did you get? Sinners. Did 00:28:07.289 --> 00:28:09.009 you guys see Sinners? No, I just seen it at home. 00:28:09.910 --> 00:28:12.589 I was just at home, homie. Yeah, no, there was 00:28:12.589 --> 00:28:15.589 a movie that we were talking about. You and Rach 00:28:15.589 --> 00:28:18.789 went and seen it. You're counting too. Oh, such 00:28:18.789 --> 00:28:21.009 a good movie. Yeah, I still haven't seen it. 00:28:21.069 --> 00:28:26.289 Really? No. It's on Amazon Prime right now. Free. 00:28:27.549 --> 00:28:32.369 Jaded. Hurt. Who's Jade? Who the fuck's Jade? 00:28:33.150 --> 00:28:36.970 I'm jaded. Not Jade. Jaded. I'm hurt. Scream. 00:28:37.369 --> 00:28:39.769 I still haven't seen the movie. Well, maybe you 00:28:39.769 --> 00:28:41.470 should. Every time I think about seeing it, I 00:28:41.470 --> 00:28:44.289 know that you went without me. Bullshit. You're 00:28:44.289 --> 00:28:48.329 so full of shit. Like you are. How dare you? 00:28:50.169 --> 00:28:53.250 I'm so glad that you told me that was AI because 00:28:53.250 --> 00:28:56.069 if she slowly transformed into a fucking raptor 00:28:56.069 --> 00:28:57.690 with a ponytail, I would have headbutted the 00:28:57.690 --> 00:29:00.009 TV. I would have ran up to the screen with a 00:29:00.009 --> 00:29:02.789 fucking stealing knife and gone, ah! I would 00:29:02.789 --> 00:29:04.849 have been like a terrorist on 9 -11 going over 00:29:04.849 --> 00:29:10.170 that butt. Shouldn't have said that. Yeah, no. 00:29:10.450 --> 00:29:12.289 They would have found my passport burning at 00:29:12.289 --> 00:29:16.910 the end of the cinema. That's it. Ah, yeah. Just 00:29:16.910 --> 00:29:19.309 quietly though. What do terrorists need to have 00:29:19.309 --> 00:29:23.710 a passport on a domestic flight? Yeah, there's 00:29:23.710 --> 00:29:27.329 a lot of questions about that. No, no. You can't 00:29:27.329 --> 00:29:30.269 say that because you denied for so long. You're 00:29:30.269 --> 00:29:33.150 like, oh, no way. No one will do that. I've never 00:29:33.150 --> 00:29:35.809 denied. I'm on the fence about it. I said that 00:29:35.809 --> 00:29:37.069 the first time you asked me about that. What 00:29:37.069 --> 00:29:40.430 fence? Fence that I don't understand how they 00:29:40.430 --> 00:29:42.930 could do that to their own people. I don't want 00:29:42.930 --> 00:29:45.609 to believe it, but at the same time, I don't. 00:29:46.299 --> 00:29:51.160 Are you ready? Not believe. America. We're not 00:29:51.160 --> 00:29:54.720 going to abolish guns. We're just going to allow 00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:57.220 you to purchase ammunition from a service station 00:29:57.220 --> 00:30:02.400 for your AR -15. AR means assault rifle, by the 00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:05.859 way. Not defence rifle. Not protection rifle. 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:12.400 Assault. You can buy a $13 part off eBay and 00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:15.019 turn it into a fully automatic assault rifle. 00:30:16.449 --> 00:30:18.589 Yeah. And then you can go and buy the ammunition 00:30:18.589 --> 00:30:23.849 at a service station. But that's the thing. And 00:30:23.849 --> 00:30:26.869 we need to talk about more conspiracy theories 00:30:26.869 --> 00:30:31.009 because I love this shit. So they sit there and 00:30:31.009 --> 00:30:34.210 they talk about, oh, you know, 9 -11. Have you 00:30:34.210 --> 00:30:37.349 seen the Pentagon footage? No, I don't think 00:30:37.349 --> 00:30:42.069 I have. They reckon there's 747 flies parallel 00:30:42.069 --> 00:30:47.410 to the ground. So low that the belly of the plane 00:30:47.410 --> 00:30:49.849 touches the ground. It's literally 10 metres 00:30:49.849 --> 00:30:55.190 off the ground. These people have 16 hours of 00:30:55.190 --> 00:30:57.990 flight time. They're shit pilots. They were told 00:30:57.990 --> 00:31:00.230 by even the people who were instructing them 00:31:00.230 --> 00:31:02.390 said that they were shit pilots. But they made 00:31:02.390 --> 00:31:05.089 a full swoop around and then come down level 00:31:05.089 --> 00:31:08.230 with the ground and then hit the Pentagon. There's 00:31:08.230 --> 00:31:11.029 no footage. Do you think the Pentagon would be 00:31:11.029 --> 00:31:13.789 a highly secure facility that would have security 00:31:13.789 --> 00:31:17.359 cameras? If a plane hit this building today, 00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:21.000 I could tell you what colour the shirt of the 00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:23.680 pilot that they're wearing. This is just a tattoo 00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:27.180 shop in Cessna, bro. Yeah. And I love how they 00:31:27.180 --> 00:31:31.599 hit the treasurer's office that had all the documents 00:31:31.599 --> 00:31:33.799 with how much money they had spent in the last 00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:39.519 two years. Yeah. It's definitely suspicious. 00:31:40.740 --> 00:31:43.519 Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. But 00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:46.369 it's very suspicious. The Trump assassination 00:31:46.369 --> 00:31:52.609 attempt. Cartilage cannot regrow. It cannot. 00:31:52.750 --> 00:31:57.049 Have you seen the video of, so just after it 00:31:57.049 --> 00:32:01.349 happened, there's one of Trump's people shepherding 00:32:01.349 --> 00:32:06.549 the photographers around? No. So while they're 00:32:06.549 --> 00:32:09.450 kind of, the secret service is huddled around 00:32:09.450 --> 00:32:13.390 him, there's a fella that's down on the bottom 00:32:13.390 --> 00:32:17.329 beneath the podium. And he runs off camera and 00:32:17.329 --> 00:32:20.049 he comes back. He's got two photographers, drags 00:32:20.049 --> 00:32:22.890 them in front. And then as they're kind of like 00:32:22.890 --> 00:32:26.329 shepherding Trump around. Yeah, right. He keeps 00:32:26.329 --> 00:32:29.089 like grabbing them. For the good photos. And 00:32:29.089 --> 00:32:34.569 positioning them. Yeah, right. Yeah. The amount 00:32:34.569 --> 00:32:36.569 of tattoos I've seen of that photo where he's 00:32:36.569 --> 00:32:39.490 like coming up, he's like. Yeah. He had blood 00:32:39.490 --> 00:32:41.329 coming out of his ear. But there's things like 00:32:41.329 --> 00:32:43.650 even now they've got photos of his ear up close 00:32:43.650 --> 00:32:46.319 and personal. There's not a mark on him, dude. 00:32:47.299 --> 00:32:50.220 There's no damage at all. He had a Band -Aid 00:32:50.220 --> 00:32:56.700 on his ear for like a week. Fuck off. This guy 00:32:56.700 --> 00:32:58.440 is so full of shit. But it won him the election, 00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:00.819 man. That shot going won him the election, I 00:33:00.819 --> 00:33:06.000 reckon. Yeah, no doubt. Like, I don't think he's 00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:07.900 brave enough to be throwing that hand up like 00:33:07.900 --> 00:33:10.079 that. That's fucking fake as fuck, man. Dude, 00:33:10.180 --> 00:33:14.099 but that's the thing. I think he is. I don't 00:33:14.099 --> 00:33:16.259 think he's brave. I don't think he's brave. I 00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:19.579 think he's - Dumb enough? Yeah. Yeah. I don't 00:33:19.579 --> 00:33:21.960 think he's brave at all. You've got to travel 00:33:21.960 --> 00:33:24.099 to America this year, dude. I know. He's the 00:33:24.099 --> 00:33:26.119 best president I've ever had. I'm so excited 00:33:26.119 --> 00:33:28.480 to get there and see the amazing utopia that 00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:33.400 he's created. It's a fucking line of fabrication, 00:33:33.619 --> 00:33:44.819 by the way. Yeah, look, I don't - People lining 00:33:44.819 --> 00:33:46.480 up for that job, though, are few and far between. 00:33:46.940 --> 00:33:50.759 You're only going to get people who are egotistical 00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:53.240 motherfuckers that are going to want to do that 00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:55.480 job. You're never going to get somebody like 00:33:55.480 --> 00:34:05.180 a fucking American that does good things. Santa 00:34:05.180 --> 00:34:09.820 Claus. No, Scandinavian. Yeah, man. Dolly Parton. 00:34:10.139 --> 00:34:12.800 Give Dolly Parton the presidency. She might actually 00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:16.750 do some good. Man, I loved going to America both 00:34:16.750 --> 00:34:19.610 times I went to America, but everything I see 00:34:19.610 --> 00:34:23.889 on TV, America, just appears to be a parody of 00:34:23.889 --> 00:34:27.929 itself. I'm sorry to anybody that watches this 00:34:27.929 --> 00:34:31.210 that lives there if I offend you by saying that, 00:34:31.309 --> 00:34:34.250 but there is some wild shit that we hear here. 00:34:34.510 --> 00:34:38.889 Yeah, and that's the thing too. Like I play video 00:34:38.889 --> 00:34:40.389 games with you from Florida. That's where we're 00:34:40.389 --> 00:34:42.940 going in the end of the year. He's like, man, 00:34:43.000 --> 00:34:44.880 it's good out here. Yeah. It's the best it's 00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.239 ever been. I'm like, really? All we see is that 00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:49.179 it's a fucking train wreck. And he goes, no. 00:34:49.380 --> 00:34:51.320 Oh, man. Travelling across America, it was the 00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.099 same. You'd go to many places and you'd talk 00:34:53.099 --> 00:34:56.380 to many people and they're just living their 00:34:56.380 --> 00:35:00.639 lives. Yeah, right. It seems to be mainly what 00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:03.719 we hear from California and from the main part, 00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:06.260 California is pretty fucking wild. Well, and 00:35:06.260 --> 00:35:09.699 that's the thing too. I guess you're only going 00:35:09.699 --> 00:35:11.980 to see what people want you to see. Absolutely. 00:35:12.380 --> 00:35:15.380 You know, you hear... I don't trust the news. 00:35:15.659 --> 00:35:18.320 No, God, no. And even social media, everything's 00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:20.239 got an agenda. Fucking hell, 100%. Everything 00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:24.559 has an agenda. Yep. But even the people who were 00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:26.639 in power saying that America's in the best position 00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:31.920 it's been in in 10 years, whether it is or not, 00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:34.219 I don't know. I'm not an American and I don't 00:35:34.219 --> 00:35:38.809 know politics to save my life. Yep. But... All 00:35:38.809 --> 00:35:40.829 I know is that he's a fucking cartoon character 00:35:40.829 --> 00:35:46.690 now. Matt Stone and Trey Parker have fed it. 00:35:48.809 --> 00:35:53.349 And even they say, and it made me laugh because 00:35:53.349 --> 00:35:58.869 that movie trailer we watched in our news, it 00:35:58.869 --> 00:36:02.739 had Sean Penn in it. That bloke. Fifteen years 00:36:02.739 --> 00:36:04.860 later, he's still going on about Trey Parker 00:36:04.860 --> 00:36:07.079 and Matt Stone about when he was on South Park. 00:36:09.940 --> 00:36:14.000 Dude, them boys just don't care. You need, I 00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:16.880 want now, I want somebody that doesn't give a 00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:21.179 shit. And yeah, okay, Donald Trump really doesn't 00:36:21.179 --> 00:36:22.659 give a fuck what you think about him because 00:36:22.659 --> 00:36:25.719 he will literally swear on the news. He don't 00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:28.699 care. He doesn't think before he speaks. He just 00:36:28.699 --> 00:36:34.710 speaks, which is much of what I do. I don't think 00:36:34.710 --> 00:36:39.989 – you need somebody that's – you need someone 00:36:39.989 --> 00:36:42.369 that's smart. You need someone that's not just 00:36:42.369 --> 00:36:46.409 smart but educated. And you need someone that 00:36:46.409 --> 00:36:51.769 actually isn't rich. Yeah. Because they don't 00:36:51.769 --> 00:36:56.469 know how the lower half lives, bro. Yeah. You 00:36:56.469 --> 00:36:59.309 can't have someone that's rich. Run your country 00:36:59.309 --> 00:37:02.349 like a business when they've never had to. I 00:37:02.349 --> 00:37:04.570 got a small loan of $2 million from my dad to 00:37:04.570 --> 00:37:07.670 start my first business. The fact that he'd been 00:37:07.670 --> 00:37:09.929 bankrupt once, he shouldn't have been allowed. 00:37:10.150 --> 00:37:13.949 More than once, homie. Oh, yeah. He's been convicted 00:37:13.949 --> 00:37:17.329 of rape more than once, and he's still the president 00:37:17.329 --> 00:37:19.170 of the United States of America. Accused or convicted? 00:37:19.630 --> 00:37:21.409 Pretty sure he was convicted of one of them. 00:37:25.789 --> 00:37:32.500 On that note. That's all we've got time for this 00:37:32.500 --> 00:37:35.059 week, ladies and gentlemen. Please like, subscribe, 00:37:35.420 --> 00:37:41.500 talk to us about your political views. Give us 00:37:41.500 --> 00:37:43.659 some shit to talk about. 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