WEBVTT 00:00:00.450 --> 00:00:02.710 From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint. 00:00:02.990 --> 00:00:05.830 And I'm Stretch. And this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:17.690 --> 00:00:20.589 Welcome back guys to our week in review. A segment 00:00:20.589 --> 00:00:22.429 of Prevailing Strange where we get to talk about 00:00:22.429 --> 00:00:24.089 some of the content that we've checked out this 00:00:24.089 --> 00:00:26.570 week. What have you checked out this week, buddy? 00:00:26.989 --> 00:00:29.530 Well, we're going to leave what we went and seen 00:00:29.530 --> 00:00:33.750 last night. Till the end. Yes. Now, I haven't 00:00:33.750 --> 00:00:37.810 watched what you watched today yet, but I'm more 00:00:37.810 --> 00:00:40.509 than happy to talk about it. So spoiler away 00:00:40.509 --> 00:00:43.009 so I don't give it a continental shit. I will 00:00:43.009 --> 00:00:45.969 not spoil anything. I will give a slight overview. 00:00:46.229 --> 00:00:48.549 I've seen one image from the film you watched 00:00:48.549 --> 00:00:55.130 today and it has me concerned. And we'll talk 00:00:55.130 --> 00:00:58.850 about it later. But I have watched some great 00:00:58.850 --> 00:01:03.719 shit. A show that I will always re -watch. It 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:05.620 is the best show that's ever been put on television. 00:01:06.859 --> 00:01:09.540 Yes, it's better than Friends. Yes, it's better 00:01:09.540 --> 00:01:11.739 than Scrubs. Yes, it's better than Brooklyn Nine 00:01:11.739 --> 00:01:15.799 -Nine. Yes, it's better than Big Bang. It's Ted 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:19.260 Lasso. Ted Lasso is fantastic. You talked me 00:01:19.260 --> 00:01:23.659 into watching it. Dude, I sit there and it was 00:01:23.659 --> 00:01:28.840 playing during the day for the last week. and 00:01:28.840 --> 00:01:33.439 I've got the sorest throat because all I do is 00:01:33.439 --> 00:01:36.040 cry, man. That show is just perfection, and I 00:01:36.040 --> 00:01:40.379 don't give a shit when anyone says, I have people 00:01:40.379 --> 00:01:41.780 in the shop and they're like, I'm not going to 00:01:41.780 --> 00:01:43.379 watch it because it's a soccer show. It's not 00:01:43.379 --> 00:01:46.379 a soccer show. It barely has anything to do with 00:01:46.379 --> 00:01:48.719 soccer. Basically. I wasn't going to watch it 00:01:48.719 --> 00:01:51.480 because it was a show about soccer. The script, 00:01:51.659 --> 00:01:57.590 the characters, the actors. It's just perfect 00:01:57.590 --> 00:02:02.709 television. There's no – I'm scared for this 00:02:02.709 --> 00:02:06.030 new season four that they're making because they're 00:02:06.030 --> 00:02:08.629 putting a hat on a hat. You've got something 00:02:08.629 --> 00:02:10.990 perfect that had the perfect wrap -up, dude. 00:02:11.129 --> 00:02:15.870 Like, would have I have rather him stay? Spoiler 00:02:15.870 --> 00:02:18.349 alert. Fuck you. It's been there for three years. 00:02:18.389 --> 00:02:23.550 Go away. If – I would have much rather him stay 00:02:23.550 --> 00:02:27.129 in Richmond and his ex -wife and kid moved to 00:02:27.129 --> 00:02:29.530 England and he was the coach to Richmond for 00:02:29.530 --> 00:02:35.189 the rest of time. And Rebecca being the boss 00:02:35.189 --> 00:02:37.189 is just sensational, man. She's so stunning, 00:02:37.250 --> 00:02:39.409 so beautiful, and she plays her role so well. 00:02:40.129 --> 00:02:42.550 And she's been around for a time, man, and no 00:02:42.550 --> 00:02:46.590 one gave her a chance on TV. No one gave her 00:02:46.590 --> 00:02:48.289 a chance in movies. She's a Broadway actress. 00:02:51.020 --> 00:02:53.439 She knocks it out of the park, dude. Every single 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:56.979 person in this show just knocks it out of the 00:02:56.979 --> 00:02:59.400 park. The script is perfect. The way they acted 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:03.240 is perfect. I'm getting emotional here just talking 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:04.879 about it. And you can tell because some of the 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:07.560 guys and girls that have been in this show have 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:09.780 gone on to do bigger stuff since. Absolutely. 00:03:09.979 --> 00:03:13.199 Well, last night we've seen Dr. Sharon was in 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:18.150 Fantastic Four. Jamie Tartt can't come back for 00:03:18.150 --> 00:03:20.849 the fourth season because he's got more roles 00:03:20.849 --> 00:03:22.969 that have just been offered to him. Now, you're 00:03:22.969 --> 00:03:24.750 more familiar with the names because you're only 00:03:24.750 --> 00:03:27.289 watching it again at the moment. He's off -sider, 00:03:27.469 --> 00:03:31.969 the state officer, tower boy. Nate. Nate. Done 00:03:31.969 --> 00:03:34.849 well because you hated him. You hated that guy. 00:03:34.949 --> 00:03:37.389 Eventually, you felt sorry for him. You liked 00:03:37.389 --> 00:03:39.669 him. Oh, my God. Then you hated him, and then 00:03:39.669 --> 00:03:42.090 there was a redemption. I hated him more than 00:03:42.090 --> 00:03:45.750 cancer, dude, and I lost my mum to cancer. The 00:03:45.750 --> 00:03:47.810 hate that you have for that man in that third 00:03:47.810 --> 00:03:51.469 season is unbridled. And then he's gone out and 00:03:51.469 --> 00:03:56.150 he's a three -way lead role in a movie that came 00:03:56.150 --> 00:03:59.750 out not that long ago. Yeah, right. With two 00:03:59.750 --> 00:04:03.909 other big stars. I've seen their heads pop up 00:04:03.909 --> 00:04:06.389 in different things since then. The only time 00:04:06.389 --> 00:04:10.490 I've seen him, and his name's Nick. I can't remember 00:04:10.490 --> 00:04:13.409 his last name. But the only time I've sort of 00:04:13.409 --> 00:04:17.050 seen him before. Ted Lasso was on 8 Out of 10 00:04:17.050 --> 00:04:22.370 Cat Stars Countdown. Bro, just on your way to 00:04:22.370 --> 00:04:25.449 work, okay, put your phone up where you can watch 00:04:25.449 --> 00:04:30.430 it, just listen, and there's highlight reels 00:04:30.430 --> 00:04:32.970 of I'm going to send you a couple of great ones. 00:04:34.550 --> 00:04:36.970 If you've never seen 8 Out of 10 Cat Stars Countdown 00:04:36.970 --> 00:04:39.930 with Jimmy Carr, you're dead set. You're missing 00:04:39.930 --> 00:04:45.290 out, bro. Insanely. Funny television. Okay, I've 00:04:45.290 --> 00:04:47.689 never watched the show. I've seen plenty. Have 00:04:47.689 --> 00:04:53.709 you ever seen Carrot in a Box? Is that the, what's 00:04:53.709 --> 00:04:56.449 his name? Oh, mate with the glasses, he opens 00:04:56.449 --> 00:04:58.509 the box up and he goes, I've got the carrot. 00:04:58.629 --> 00:05:03.089 Yeah. Now I'm going to swap that box. Yeah. I've 00:05:03.089 --> 00:05:05.470 seen plenty of that, yeah. Eight out of ten cats 00:05:05.470 --> 00:05:08.110 does Countdown. Sensational. Can you say that 00:05:08.110 --> 00:05:09.790 slower because I haven't got it. Eight out of 00:05:09.790 --> 00:05:13.709 ten cats does Countdown. Right. Yeah. There's 00:05:13.709 --> 00:05:16.230 eight out of ten cats, and then you've got eight 00:05:16.230 --> 00:05:18.750 out of ten cats does Countdown. Right. So is 00:05:18.750 --> 00:05:21.709 that like a comedy trip or something? No. It's 00:05:21.709 --> 00:05:26.470 just like, you know how you got four out of five 00:05:26.470 --> 00:05:29.069 dentists recommend Colgate? Eight out of ten 00:05:29.069 --> 00:05:32.430 cats will play Countdown sort of thing. It's 00:05:32.430 --> 00:05:39.129 a hilarious show, dude. And I'm getting emotional 00:05:39.129 --> 00:05:41.639 talking about it, so I'm not going to. But, yeah, 00:05:41.699 --> 00:05:44.639 watch A, Let's Handcast, Let's Count Down. What 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:46.139 about you? I'll start off with the book that 00:05:46.139 --> 00:05:48.040 I finished this week. We're going one for one, 00:05:48.100 --> 00:05:49.399 please, mate, because I've watched more than 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:55.540 that. You go. Wasn't I just talking about the 00:05:55.540 --> 00:05:57.420 thing? Calm down. You're getting hostile and 00:05:57.420 --> 00:05:59.579 I want you to just re -evaluate your tone. You 00:05:59.579 --> 00:06:01.519 start with Ted Lasso. Now it's my turn and I'm 00:06:01.519 --> 00:06:04.779 starting with the book that I listened to this 00:06:04.779 --> 00:06:10.540 week. It's the sequel to Annihilation. Oh, okay. 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:13.019 Yeah, now I've got your fucking attention. Okay, 00:06:13.019 --> 00:06:15.740 yeah, you do because I'll watch that on Stan. 00:06:16.860 --> 00:06:19.480 Stan, yeah. Great show. I like that movie, dude. 00:06:19.639 --> 00:06:24.339 Sell me. Sell me on the sequel. So from like 00:06:24.339 --> 00:06:28.540 trying to remember the movie, I think the first 00:06:28.540 --> 00:06:30.980 two books must have been out when they made the 00:06:30.980 --> 00:06:34.370 movie because. There was like the whole third 00:06:34.370 --> 00:06:36.449 act you were telling me about when she's back 00:06:36.449 --> 00:06:39.470 at the Southern Reach. Yes. Which didn't happen 00:06:39.470 --> 00:06:46.089 in the book. So no, I'm good. So I think the 00:06:46.089 --> 00:06:50.670 second book is in the wake of the first book. 00:06:50.870 --> 00:06:53.589 Right. And it's all at Southern Reach. Well, 00:06:53.709 --> 00:06:58.389 you were telling me that they didn't survive 00:06:58.389 --> 00:07:02.019 when they came back in the book. But she did 00:07:02.019 --> 00:07:04.939 in the movie. Well, you didn't know. It was up 00:07:04.939 --> 00:07:08.199 in the air. Yeah. So, yeah, in this book it's 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:11.360 the Southern Reach and you've got a new kind 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:15.259 of lead. So in the first book they don't have 00:07:15.259 --> 00:07:19.519 names. Everyone is known by their profession. 00:07:19.899 --> 00:07:25.939 Yep. It has to do with going into Area X. They 00:07:25.939 --> 00:07:28.540 don't want to have names and identities and shit. 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:32.959 comes in as the lead for the second one. He comes 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:35.360 in as the new kind of director of the Southern 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:38.819 Reach. Okay. I can't remember. In the movie, 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:42.879 the psychologist. Dies. Dies, yeah. Not quite 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:46.620 so. Anyway, so he calls himself Control because 00:07:46.620 --> 00:07:48.920 he's come in to look after shit and he's got 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:51.800 like – he comes from a family of like spies and 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:53.839 stuff like that. Yep. I don't want to go too 00:07:53.839 --> 00:07:57.459 much into it. But, yeah, it's in the wake of 00:07:57.459 --> 00:08:01.240 what has happened on the 12th expedition. The 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:03.939 interviews with them, which happens in the movie, 00:08:03.980 --> 00:08:05.959 doesn't happen in the first book, with those 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:12.639 who have come back. Right. And kind of the area 00:08:12.639 --> 00:08:16.000 X coming out. Right. So it's still expanding. 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:18.639 Still expanding, yep. Because they stopped that 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:20.980 in the movie. Did they? They stopped the expanding, 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:23.180 yeah. Doesn't it kind of take over at the end 00:08:23.180 --> 00:08:26.160 in the movie? No, it stops the expanding and 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:29.019 the expansion is now in people. Very similar 00:08:29.019 --> 00:08:32.889 thing in the book. Okay. So, yeah, you get more. 00:08:33.009 --> 00:08:37.049 The cast kind of gets bigger, starts off like 00:08:37.049 --> 00:08:38.889 everyone doesn't really have a name to begin 00:08:38.889 --> 00:08:41.049 with, but then you start to learn people's names. 00:08:41.090 --> 00:08:43.809 Right, okay. You learn things about the people 00:08:43.809 --> 00:08:47.549 that were on the 12th expedition. Yep. And some 00:08:47.549 --> 00:08:49.870 more secrets about what has happened in Area 00:08:49.870 --> 00:08:55.070 X. Still no explanation on what or who is responsible 00:08:55.070 --> 00:09:01.330 for it. Right. But, yes. I started it, I was 00:09:01.330 --> 00:09:04.450 like, oh, yeah, I read the first one, may as 00:09:04.450 --> 00:09:08.210 well keep going. Wasn't overly enthused. Now 00:09:08.210 --> 00:09:10.149 that I got back into it, I'm going to just punch 00:09:10.149 --> 00:09:14.389 out the next two and do all four. Right. And 00:09:14.389 --> 00:09:16.509 does it wrap up after the fourth or does it keep, 00:09:16.649 --> 00:09:19.669 there's a fifth coming? No, I believe it does. 00:09:20.090 --> 00:09:22.830 Okay, that'll be exciting. Yeah. I like an ending, 00:09:22.909 --> 00:09:29.139 dude. As much as I like, as much as I like. Expeditionary 00:09:29.139 --> 00:09:32.360 Force. Yep. 17 books in, man. I'm ready for a 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:36.120 - 17. 17. I'm ready for a wrap -up. Mm -hmm. 00:09:36.179 --> 00:09:39.059 As much as I love hearing R .C. Bray's voice 00:09:39.059 --> 00:09:43.539 and I want to hear more about, you know, Skippy 00:09:43.539 --> 00:09:49.799 and the Band of Pirates, I want a finish. Yep. 00:09:49.820 --> 00:09:51.659 And this is what I'm excited - This is what I 00:09:51.659 --> 00:09:55.659 love about Mr. Weir when he writes The Martian. 00:09:56.559 --> 00:10:03.139 Finishes. Yep. When he writes Hail Mary, finishes, 00:10:03.519 --> 00:10:07.759 he finishes. I want a finish. I want an ending. 00:10:08.039 --> 00:10:11.659 And a good one. Don't get tired. I want an ending. 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:14.940 Yeah, absolutely. And the way that they portray, 00:10:15.379 --> 00:10:20.639 the way that Andy Weir does that, I cannot wait 00:10:20.639 --> 00:10:23.759 for this Hail Mary movie, dude. I'm really excited 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:26.419 for it. Would you prefer something to end and 00:10:26.419 --> 00:10:28.639 you want more? Or would you prefer something 00:10:28.639 --> 00:10:34.159 to go too long and kind of shitty? I think the 00:10:34.159 --> 00:10:38.360 former. I want it to end, and I want it to end 00:10:38.360 --> 00:10:43.120 in a good way, but I want more. If it's dragged 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:45.399 out and I'm like, fuck, no, I wish this would 00:10:45.399 --> 00:10:48.740 just finish. It tarnishes my memory of it at 00:10:48.740 --> 00:10:52.759 the start when I loved it. If it finishes up 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:58.929 at the height of it and… I want more. I've got 00:10:58.929 --> 00:11:01.570 rose -coloured glasses on for the whole thing. 00:11:01.669 --> 00:11:04.990 Yeah. And it's just a more positive and enjoyable 00:11:04.990 --> 00:11:09.269 thing for me. Supernatural. Watched Supernatural? 00:11:09.429 --> 00:11:11.870 I've never watched an episode. Oh, man, the first 00:11:11.870 --> 00:11:14.409 season was great. It was like, oh, this is kind 00:11:14.409 --> 00:11:17.909 of different and dark. And then it just got lighter 00:11:17.909 --> 00:11:22.610 and funnier and more kind of less grounded. Supernatural, 00:11:22.730 --> 00:11:25.769 bro. Kurt Sutter, the bloke who wrote, directed 00:11:25.769 --> 00:11:30.370 Sons of Anarchy, he's got a formula, seven seasons. 00:11:30.750 --> 00:11:34.009 He will never write anything that goes longer 00:11:34.009 --> 00:11:36.690 than seven seasons. If I can't tell the story 00:11:36.690 --> 00:11:38.029 I want to tell in seven seasons, I shouldn't 00:11:38.029 --> 00:11:42.370 be a writer. I agree with that. Is that your 00:11:42.370 --> 00:11:45.350 first one? That's my first one. My second one 00:11:45.350 --> 00:11:52.340 is a documentary. You've seen on Netflix you've 00:11:52.340 --> 00:11:55.460 got the train wreck series. Have you watched 00:11:55.460 --> 00:11:58.879 one called Train Wreck Poop Cruise? No. I've 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:06.100 heard about it. Bro. So this cruise is only a 00:12:06.100 --> 00:12:08.340 four -day cruise. It's going between two ports, 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:13.220 whatever. They've done it a hundred times. Halfway 00:12:13.220 --> 00:12:18.399 across this stretch of water, they lose all power. 00:12:19.529 --> 00:12:22.250 Can't flush toilets. No air conditioning. They've 00:12:22.250 --> 00:12:24.629 got no air conditioning. They've got no food. 00:12:25.690 --> 00:12:27.629 All they've got is what's already pre -prepared. 00:12:30.370 --> 00:12:34.090 About three days after there's no power, the 00:12:34.090 --> 00:12:38.090 bottom decks start flooding with excrement. There's 00:12:38.090 --> 00:12:41.909 photos in the lobby of this ship of shit and 00:12:41.909 --> 00:12:49.529 piss just floating up. It's horrifying. And it's 00:12:49.529 --> 00:12:53.269 like I'm sure they left out a lot of stuff because 00:12:53.269 --> 00:12:54.929 I'm telling you right now there was women on 00:12:54.929 --> 00:12:56.529 that cruise, there was men on that cruise, and 00:12:56.529 --> 00:12:59.690 I'm telling you right now that shit would have 00:12:59.690 --> 00:13:01.529 happened and not just the ones that were going 00:13:01.529 --> 00:13:05.970 in the toilet. There was videos of people over 00:13:05.970 --> 00:13:08.529 the railings just shitting into the air. Oh, 00:13:08.529 --> 00:13:16.350 dude. No. Yeah. And it only goes for like an 00:13:16.350 --> 00:13:18.600 hour and 10 minutes or. I think it goes for an 00:13:18.600 --> 00:13:21.340 hour and ten minutes or something. But the train 00:13:21.340 --> 00:13:24.700 wreck cruises – the train wreck docos. So you've 00:13:24.700 --> 00:13:29.039 got the Woodstock 99. You've got the fire, the 00:13:29.039 --> 00:13:32.100 fire festival. Dude, did you ever watch that? 00:13:32.259 --> 00:13:36.480 No. Holy shit, man. Wow. And they want to redo 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:39.159 it. Fuck, idiot. He's selling it on eBay now. 00:13:39.259 --> 00:13:42.120 Oh, mate. Ten bucks? I'll give you ten bucks. 00:13:42.279 --> 00:13:44.779 It's got fuck all on it. Recommend watching it. 00:13:44.860 --> 00:13:49.029 Yep. Like that. And if you want to go on a cruise, 00:13:49.129 --> 00:13:53.610 don't. Yeah, well, at least at Firefest, if they 00:13:53.610 --> 00:13:55.250 needed to shit, they could go off into the woods. 00:13:55.610 --> 00:13:58.090 Yes, sir. You're on a fucking big tin can in 00:13:58.090 --> 00:14:00.029 the middle of the ocean. There were people pissing 00:14:00.029 --> 00:14:06.250 in the water, in the pools. And then, because 00:14:06.250 --> 00:14:07.990 there was no power, there was no filtration, 00:14:08.250 --> 00:14:11.570 so it just slowly but surely just turned septic. 00:14:12.559 --> 00:14:15.600 You've got 6 ,000 people on a cruise ship just 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:20.019 shitting and pissing constantly. But yeah, so 00:14:20.019 --> 00:14:26.620 prep crews. Wow. Yes, sir. Educational. The first 00:14:26.620 --> 00:14:29.000 thing I watched was we were talking about Robert 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:33.419 Edgar's movies. So I watched the third one in 00:14:33.419 --> 00:14:39.539 that kind of his catalogue, The Lighthouse with 00:14:39.539 --> 00:14:42.919 Big Dick Man and William Dafoe. I have not seen 00:14:42.919 --> 00:14:46.779 it. Oh, Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson. Yes, 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:49.600 sir. It's all black and white. Okay. I think 00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:53.340 it's shot IMAX. It's a weird aspect ratio, almost 00:14:53.340 --> 00:14:57.080 just a perfect square. Yeah, right. Black and 00:14:57.080 --> 00:14:59.320 white. I said that, didn't I? Yeah. It's about 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:05.240 these two, this kind of Robert Pattinson's character 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:10.700 down on his luck, kind of vagrant, just working 00:15:10.700 --> 00:15:13.970 any kind of job really. Yep. Ends up on this 00:15:13.970 --> 00:15:16.990 island with William Dafoe's character. His ass 00:15:16.990 --> 00:15:19.850 is going to be so sore, bro. That poor bloke's 00:15:19.850 --> 00:15:21.129 never going to be able to walk. And there's going 00:15:21.129 --> 00:15:22.809 to be no wheelchairs on this island, is there? 00:15:22.909 --> 00:15:26.110 No. He's fucked. Does he have a donut that he 00:15:26.110 --> 00:15:28.330 can sit on? There's none of that. There's no 00:15:28.330 --> 00:15:31.169 lube? None of that. Because that's when it's 00:15:31.169 --> 00:15:34.029 not going to cut it, man. So they're on this 00:15:34.029 --> 00:15:35.909 island together. It's only meant to be a short 00:15:35.909 --> 00:15:40.250 stint. The second, which is Robert Patterson 00:15:40.250 --> 00:15:44.559 at this time, Swap in and out. Anyway, they're 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:48.940 on this island. And so it's in the same way that 00:15:48.940 --> 00:15:54.279 The Witch kind of had period -specific kind of 00:15:54.279 --> 00:15:58.879 language. It's very much so in this. He leaned 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:01.460 harder into this. Like, hello, baby dear. Come 00:16:01.460 --> 00:16:03.620 over here, good chap. Yeah, there's a lot of, 00:16:03.700 --> 00:16:05.659 like, it was kind of hard to understand for a 00:16:05.659 --> 00:16:08.000 minute. Yeah, right. Especially William Dafoe 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:10.919 is really kind of deep. guttural kind of sea 00:16:10.919 --> 00:16:13.460 shanty voice. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, pretty 00:16:13.460 --> 00:16:17.000 gnarly. So he's like the gay elephant of, what's 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:20.500 his name, family gay. Yeah. So it's this whole 00:16:20.500 --> 00:16:23.559 kind of descent into madness when a storm comes 00:16:23.559 --> 00:16:26.159 in and they can't get off the island in time 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:29.879 and they start running out of provisions. Give 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:31.539 Willem Dafoe an erection, mate, he'll get you 00:16:31.539 --> 00:16:33.879 to safety. Willem Dafoe does some weird shit 00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:39.240 in this movie. Yes. Fucking hard on for the fucking, 00:16:39.340 --> 00:16:41.740 the light, the beacon. Do you see it? No, no. 00:16:42.179 --> 00:16:44.879 But it's funny because I watched it afterwards. 00:16:44.879 --> 00:16:46.240 Because that's why they would have had IMAX. 00:16:47.940 --> 00:16:51.720 To get that whole thing. He's fucking, so he's 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:53.899 the only one that's allowed up near the beacon, 00:16:54.019 --> 00:16:56.139 the light, in this lighthouse. And Rob passes 00:16:56.139 --> 00:16:57.659 up. What the fuck's he doing in there? He kind 00:16:57.659 --> 00:17:00.759 of keeps seeing glimpses of him up there. Anyway, 00:17:00.820 --> 00:17:03.399 he sneaks up underneath him and he's walking 00:17:03.399 --> 00:17:05.700 around this grate and he's fucking, I think he's 00:17:05.700 --> 00:17:08.680 jerking off up there. Yeah, to this fucking light. 00:17:09.619 --> 00:17:12.420 Anyway, this fucking – because this descent into 00:17:12.420 --> 00:17:17.039 madness is kind of – what's his name who did 00:17:17.039 --> 00:17:19.720 Cthulhu and all that in the Mountains of Madness? 00:17:20.660 --> 00:17:23.480 Lovecraft. Lovecraft. Kind of Lovecraftian. Yeah. 00:17:23.500 --> 00:17:26.059 This fucking big giant tentacle just fucking 00:17:26.059 --> 00:17:29.400 lays down across the deck and like – He must 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:31.839 be looking at fucking William Dafoe's dick to 00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:33.700 fucking think of that because then there's a 00:17:33.700 --> 00:17:35.980 whole heap of jizz just drips down between the 00:17:35.980 --> 00:17:39.440 fucking grate and shit. Oh, man. And they run 00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:41.380 out of water, so they're just fucking getting 00:17:41.380 --> 00:17:44.000 pissed the entire time and fighting and then 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:47.759 slow dancing and nearly, yeah, it's fucking pretty 00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:52.740 wild. But, man, some of the close -ups, real 00:17:52.740 --> 00:17:57.849 fucking kind of clear. And Black and White does 00:17:57.849 --> 00:17:59.710 something about that. Oh, the contrast ratios. 00:17:59.710 --> 00:18:03.150 The contrast ratios, yeah. It's so good. Yeah, 00:18:03.190 --> 00:18:06.690 it's a weird movie, but it was good. I'm glad 00:18:06.690 --> 00:18:08.789 I've seen it. Yep. It's one of those movies that 00:18:08.789 --> 00:18:12.670 you see for the experience. Watch it once. It's 00:18:12.670 --> 00:18:15.569 a great movie. Can't watch it again. Schindler's 00:18:15.569 --> 00:18:18.089 List is like that for me, dude. I love Schindler's 00:18:18.089 --> 00:18:19.809 List, one of the greatest movies of our time. 00:18:20.289 --> 00:18:22.150 But, dude, I can only watch it once every five 00:18:22.150 --> 00:18:25.420 years. Man, Robert Pattinson fucks up this fucking 00:18:25.420 --> 00:18:27.839 seagull at one point. It's fucking hilarious. 00:18:29.220 --> 00:18:32.059 I would hate to see Willem Dafoe fuck up a seagull. 00:18:32.099 --> 00:18:35.799 You're not like that. Holy shit. There's some 00:18:35.799 --> 00:18:38.160 otherworldly fucking visions and you don't know 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:41.259 whether it's legit or it's their descent into 00:18:41.259 --> 00:18:45.299 madness. Yeah, right. Mermaids and sirens. They're 00:18:45.299 --> 00:18:47.759 fucking the dugongs, man. Pretty cool composition 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:50.759 of shots that are based on, like, famous paintings 00:18:50.759 --> 00:18:54.559 and stuff. Yeah, right. It's fucking really cool. 00:18:55.079 --> 00:18:57.559 I'm sorry to be boring. No, you're not. You're 00:18:57.559 --> 00:18:59.559 not. I was up really late last night watching 00:18:59.559 --> 00:19:01.279 Fantastic Four with my friend, and he got to 00:19:01.279 --> 00:19:03.160 call in sick today, and I didn't, so fuck him. 00:19:05.319 --> 00:19:07.619 Yeah, well, the kids just fucking carried on. 00:19:07.680 --> 00:19:09.799 Once I got home, there was no chance of getting 00:19:09.799 --> 00:19:12.680 any sleep. Yeah, right. Jesus, punch me in the 00:19:12.680 --> 00:19:16.130 face. But, yeah, no, I'm really looking forward 00:19:16.130 --> 00:19:18.269 to Nosferatu is the next one I'm going to watch. 00:19:18.549 --> 00:19:22.950 Right. No, yeah, I'm really digging this Robert 00:19:22.950 --> 00:19:26.089 Edgar stuff. Yeah, right. Very cool. It's going 00:19:26.089 --> 00:19:28.769 to be intriguing now. I think I'd like to watch 00:19:28.769 --> 00:19:32.509 that. Man, like, fucking watch all four of them. 00:19:33.170 --> 00:19:35.529 It's going to be a trip, dude. And they're movies 00:19:35.529 --> 00:19:37.849 that you kind of want to immerse yourself into. 00:19:38.250 --> 00:19:40.289 You don't want to be kind of watching it while 00:19:40.289 --> 00:19:43.319 you're tattooing and shit. Right. Yeah. Because 00:19:43.319 --> 00:19:45.359 you know how some movies have, like, quiet periods 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:47.440 and there's introspection and there's scenery. 00:19:47.940 --> 00:19:50.980 You've got to be fucking fully invested. See, 00:19:51.059 --> 00:19:55.819 that's, yeah. The art of cinema. Hell yes, dude. 00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:58.480 Abso -freaking -lutely. But that's what I love 00:19:58.480 --> 00:20:00.740 about William Pattinson. Like, Robert Pattinson 00:20:00.740 --> 00:20:04.700 right now, he doesn't need to do these movies. 00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:07.079 He's made his money. He's done the fucking shit 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:11.099 movie where he sold his soul to make. It was 00:20:11.099 --> 00:20:13.319 trash. Yeah, absolutely. And now he's doing all 00:20:13.319 --> 00:20:15.440 these things where he's fucking filling his cup. 00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:17.900 Like he's putting miles on his side. He's enjoying 00:20:17.900 --> 00:20:21.640 his work. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He's 00:20:21.640 --> 00:20:23.240 not doing it for a paycheck. He's just doing 00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:24.799 it because it's fun as fuck. And he has to be 00:20:24.799 --> 00:20:29.059 Batman, motherfucker. Yeah. A show me and Rach 00:20:29.059 --> 00:20:31.500 laid down and watched the other night, and we 00:20:31.500 --> 00:20:35.900 watched a documentary. It was – she's running 00:20:35.900 --> 00:20:38.099 down the beach. What's her name? Pamela Anderson. 00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:42.099 We watched her documentary and it was intriguing. 00:20:42.539 --> 00:20:45.160 Like she's had a fucking rough life, dude. And 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:50.160 she's sort of starting to get back. She's starting 00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:52.059 to get back on her feet and do her own thing. 00:20:52.619 --> 00:20:57.259 So I watched a movie with her, Dave Bautista 00:20:57.259 --> 00:21:00.900 and Jamie Lee Curtis. And she played Sabrina 00:21:00.900 --> 00:21:02.619 the Teenage Witch in the new show on Netflix. 00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:05.579 Oh, no, the new one. Sorry. Can't remember her 00:21:05.579 --> 00:21:10.470 name. She does great. Something like that. The 00:21:10.470 --> 00:21:15.009 movie is terrible. Okay. It's absolutely just 00:21:15.009 --> 00:21:17.390 crap. Pamela Anderson can't act away out of a 00:21:17.390 --> 00:21:20.849 wet paper bag. Dave Bautista is a highlight of 00:21:20.849 --> 00:21:23.190 this fucking thing. He's got hair, looks handsome 00:21:23.190 --> 00:21:27.269 as shit. Jamie Lee Curtis is, honestly, dude, 00:21:27.390 --> 00:21:30.849 I will watch her act on fucking anything. Except 00:21:30.849 --> 00:21:33.430 Freaky Friday and Freakier Friday. Yeah, shut 00:21:33.430 --> 00:21:36.930 up. You've seen my reaction to that trailer. 00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:43.500 Just abhorrent. But I loved her in everything, 00:21:43.599 --> 00:21:47.319 everywhere, all at once. She was phenomenal. 00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:50.279 Go back to True Lies, man. It's still one of 00:21:50.279 --> 00:21:52.099 the sexiest scenes you'll ever see in cinema. 00:21:52.380 --> 00:21:57.220 Holy shit, dude. That striptease is whew. Yeah, 00:21:57.240 --> 00:22:00.039 I was confused when I saw that. Yeah. I was like, 00:22:00.180 --> 00:22:04.599 what is that and where do I get one? Her legs. 00:22:05.130 --> 00:22:07.250 I don't know where they started and where they 00:22:07.250 --> 00:22:09.529 ended, mate, but I was happy to be there for 00:22:09.529 --> 00:22:13.069 the trip. I thought to myself, holy shit. And 00:22:13.069 --> 00:22:15.589 the whole thing with that is Arnold Schwarzenegger 00:22:15.589 --> 00:22:17.809 tried to get her fired off that film. Really? 00:22:17.930 --> 00:22:20.329 Yeah, because he's best friends with her dad. 00:22:24.089 --> 00:22:26.950 He's good friends with her dad. He's like, I 00:22:26.950 --> 00:22:28.869 can't watch this. I can't be in the room for 00:22:28.869 --> 00:22:31.230 this. Get her fired. Get someone else. And they're 00:22:31.230 --> 00:22:33.109 like, no, it was Jamie Lee Curtis. And, dude, 00:22:33.190 --> 00:22:40.940 holy shit. Yeah. Coming of age movie, that one. 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:46.039 Oh, totally. Coming, absolutely. But, dude, yeah, 00:22:46.099 --> 00:22:50.460 wow. Last show I got. Don't watch it. Went straight 00:22:50.460 --> 00:22:52.480 to streaming for a reason. Yeah, okay. That was 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:56.279 terrible. So me and Steph went and seen Jurassic 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:00.420 World Rebirth. Nice. Went into it not expecting 00:23:00.420 --> 00:23:03.980 much. Okay. Much the same as when I went and 00:23:03.980 --> 00:23:06.519 seen Jurassic World, the first one. Yes, sir. 00:23:07.059 --> 00:23:11.359 I was, you know, I would say pleasantly surprised 00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:14.619 for Jurassic World, the first one. I didn't mind. 00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:16.799 Right, yep. Me neither. I didn't mind it either. 00:23:17.180 --> 00:23:22.819 I would put this one above that. Holy shit. Holy 00:23:22.819 --> 00:23:29.359 shit. Really? I enjoyed it. I did. Wow. But then 00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:31.220 again, you hated Aquaman, so I don't trust you. 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:36.779 Look, if you fucking give these other movies 00:23:36.779 --> 00:23:38.359 a chance and you want to give Aquaman a chance, 00:23:38.460 --> 00:23:41.119 you need to get your head read. I gave Aquaman 00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:43.579 a chance. You gave it one shot. Yep, that's right. 00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:46.259 You're not Eminem, dude. You're not Eminem. Dude, 00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:48.440 I never rewatch movies. Really? What are you 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:51.180 rewatching now of Lennon? Shut your mouth. He's 00:23:51.180 --> 00:23:55.400 watching them first. So you're closing your eyes? 00:23:57.609 --> 00:24:00.710 I rarely watch things a second time. What movie 00:24:00.710 --> 00:24:02.329 did you watch the other day that you watched 00:24:02.329 --> 00:24:03.829 a second time and you go, hey, this isn't too 00:24:03.829 --> 00:24:08.210 bad? Captain America, the first Avenger. Yeah, 00:24:08.329 --> 00:24:10.630 it was better than I remember. But listen, that 00:24:10.630 --> 00:24:14.109 was a lot further back than Aquaman. Aquaman 00:24:14.109 --> 00:24:18.009 is in the recent memory and it was shit. It wasn't 00:24:18.009 --> 00:24:20.430 average that I thought the first Avenger was. 00:24:21.329 --> 00:24:25.190 It was shit. We'll keep returning to this and 00:24:25.190 --> 00:24:35.500 I will keep saying it. Shite. Yeah. That's all 00:24:35.500 --> 00:24:38.279 I've got to say to you. Cool. Anyway, so this 00:24:38.279 --> 00:24:42.740 movie, solid cast. Cast was good. It's got the 00:24:42.740 --> 00:24:47.700 highest paid actor of all time in it. Scarlett 00:24:47.700 --> 00:24:50.079 Johansson is the highest paid actor of all time. 00:24:50.980 --> 00:24:54.279 She has more box office success than any other 00:24:54.279 --> 00:24:57.680 actor in history. Really? Yeah. That's cool. 00:24:58.279 --> 00:25:00.160 Please allow me to get some numbers up for you. 00:25:00.299 --> 00:25:03.279 Continue speaking. It's funny because Steph was 00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:05.119 like, oh, you know, do you think she just kind 00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:07.920 of continued on her training from the Black Widow 00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:12.839 to do this? I was like, not really because she's 00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:18.759 not as graceful and as kind of charismatic in 00:25:18.759 --> 00:25:21.839 this. She's a little bit, but not Black Widow 00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:27.039 spec. The top five. of highest grossing actors 00:25:27.039 --> 00:25:31.720 of all time. Number five, Chris Pratt, $14 .1 00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:40.539 billion. Zoe Saldana. Zoe Saldana, $14 .2. Robert 00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:45.500 Downey Jr., $14 .3. Samuel L. Jackson, he's in 00:25:45.500 --> 00:25:50.480 everything, $14 .6. And Scarlett Johansson, $14 00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:54.279 .8 billion. Wow, that's pretty incredible. That's 00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:56.160 your top five. All Marvel actors. All Marvel 00:25:56.160 --> 00:25:58.839 actors, homie. Something like that. But, yeah. 00:25:58.940 --> 00:26:01.359 Oh, what's that? Oh, comic book movies and shit? 00:26:01.880 --> 00:26:05.640 Fuck off. Get out of here. No, stay. Watch. No, 00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:09.079 please. Come back. Yeah. Enjoyed the characters. 00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:15.619 We get a whole lot more kind of aquatic dinosaur 00:26:15.619 --> 00:26:18.299 action in this. Okay. I'm all for that. I love 00:26:18.299 --> 00:26:20.039 Moses Pleasies and all that sort of shit. Than 00:26:20.039 --> 00:26:27.480 we've ever had in any other Jurassic movie. They 00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:32.539 kind of touch on previous movies and kind of 00:26:32.539 --> 00:26:35.119 explain some stuff. So they're acknowledging 00:26:35.119 --> 00:26:37.539 that the other movies happened before, right? 00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:39.339 They've acknowledged everything, touched on a 00:26:39.339 --> 00:26:41.480 lot of things, and I think they've kind of tied 00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:44.500 in things pretty well. Okay. I would definitely 00:26:44.500 --> 00:26:46.400 say to anybody that's apprehensive about seeing 00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:48.900 the movie, see it. It's enjoyable. It's not great 00:26:48.900 --> 00:26:51.779 cinema, but it's good. It's a good popcorn flick. 00:26:54.250 --> 00:26:59.509 Keep talking. Keep talking. Keep talking about 00:26:59.509 --> 00:27:04.089 Jurassic Park. Stop being fucking a bitch. You 00:27:04.089 --> 00:27:06.150 just can't acknowledge that Aquaman was good. 00:27:06.690 --> 00:27:09.250 You can't acknowledge that it was shit. No, I 00:27:09.250 --> 00:27:11.750 can't because it wasn't shit. It was. Keep talking 00:27:11.750 --> 00:27:13.630 about Jurassic World. Hurry up. Fucking just 00:27:13.630 --> 00:27:14.970 going to pull up there if you're going to be 00:27:14.970 --> 00:27:21.069 a sulking little cunt. The worst part is I've 00:27:21.069 --> 00:27:25.859 seen an image of. Scarlett Johansson turning 00:27:25.859 --> 00:27:27.920 into a fucking dinosaur. Does that happen in 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:33.119 the movie? Fake. Thank flugan. So where that 00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:36.960 kind of comes from, so there's scenes in this 00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:40.000 movie that are pulled directly from the first 00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:44.339 book. Oh, okay. Stuff that's happened that never 00:27:44.339 --> 00:27:47.240 originated in the movie. Michael Crichton. Yeah, 00:27:47.259 --> 00:27:49.799 Michael Crichton. Shout out. Yeah, so the books 00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:51.380 that they're based on, they've kind of been. 00:27:52.329 --> 00:27:55.769 Picked apart. Jumbled together. Agreed. The main 00:27:55.769 --> 00:27:58.789 narrative of the first book is the first movie, 00:27:58.869 --> 00:28:00.650 but then they changed some characters around. 00:28:00.990 --> 00:28:06.690 Yep. Less brutal than the book. But then there's 00:28:06.690 --> 00:28:09.869 some scenes that didn't appear. Like you get 00:28:09.869 --> 00:28:12.450 that the opening scene to the book is the opening 00:28:12.450 --> 00:28:17.589 scene to Jurassic Park 2. Right. The rafting 00:28:17.589 --> 00:28:22.000 scene, you saw that's from the book. Yep. Then 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:23.779 there's some acknowledgements and stuff like 00:28:23.779 --> 00:28:26.279 that. Anyway, so that whole you've seen the AI 00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:28.140 picture, it's fucking shit. I'll put it up here. 00:28:28.319 --> 00:28:31.960 Thank you. Thank fuck for that. So the original 00:28:31.960 --> 00:28:36.559 concept art for the second Jurassic Park movie 00:28:36.559 --> 00:28:41.240 was meant to be they're going to an island, very 00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:44.059 similar premise to this, that had a lab that 00:28:44.059 --> 00:28:47.299 they were doing. They were fucking around with 00:28:47.299 --> 00:28:50.480 the genetics, which was. Teased in Jurassic World, 00:28:50.500 --> 00:28:53.500 the first one. Yep. I'm fucking around with the 00:28:53.500 --> 00:29:02.339 Indominus Rex. Indominus Rex. Yeah. So in the 00:29:02.339 --> 00:29:04.819 original concept art, it was supposed to be a 00:29:04.819 --> 00:29:10.259 military base. Right. And they wanted to weaponize 00:29:10.259 --> 00:29:13.299 dinosaurs. IE Jurassic World. Jurassic World. 00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:17.099 But they wanted to do hybrids, human. dinosaur 00:29:17.099 --> 00:29:20.460 hybrids. Okay. And it just never happened. Thank 00:29:20.460 --> 00:29:23.859 fuck. And so that's kind of always been in the 00:29:23.859 --> 00:29:26.460 background. That was an idea at some point. So 00:29:26.460 --> 00:29:31.420 this movie has hybrids. There's no human shit 00:29:31.420 --> 00:29:34.500 in there. Thank fuck. They're just dinosaur hybrids. 00:29:34.700 --> 00:29:37.960 Because reptiles and homo sapiens don't go together. 00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:43.000 Just saying. So you get a lot of the normal dinosaurs 00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:44.839 that you've seen before in the other movies and 00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:48.759 then you get some. lab -created stuff. Ooh, okay. 00:29:49.180 --> 00:29:53.480 We should have a scale, right? Would you go to 00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:55.559 the movies to watch this again? If I had all 00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:56.839 the time in the world and all the money, yeah, 00:29:56.900 --> 00:30:01.220 I'd watch it again. Really? Yeah. Fantastic Four? 00:30:01.700 --> 00:30:06.740 Absolutely. Yeah. Superman? Yeah. Aquaman? No. 00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:12.700 Captain America? Yeah, I would. Okay. I think 00:30:12.700 --> 00:30:15.960 that's a good scale. Would you pay to watch it 00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:18.279 again in cinema? Would you take time out of your 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:20.359 day to drive to a cinema, watch it, purchase 00:30:20.359 --> 00:30:22.119 your tickets, buy your popcorn, walk in, sit 00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:24.819 down and watch the movie? If I was less time 00:30:24.819 --> 00:30:27.759 poor, yes. Yeah, okay, beautiful. So today I 00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:31.500 started watching the show in the shop, Ali put 00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:35.579 it on, called Chaos. Jeff Goldblum. Never heard 00:30:35.579 --> 00:30:40.930 of it. Jeff Goldblum plays Zeus. You know, it's 00:30:40.930 --> 00:30:45.309 about Olympus, the Greek gods. Yep. But it's 00:30:45.309 --> 00:30:47.670 set in modern times where everybody knows that 00:30:47.670 --> 00:30:50.609 gods exist. Everybody, the gods know that humans 00:30:50.609 --> 00:30:53.950 exist. Right. Okay. Humans and gods walk among 00:30:53.950 --> 00:30:55.569 earth. It's all right. Blah, blah, blah, blah, 00:30:55.650 --> 00:30:57.890 blah. Olympus is a place you can visit where 00:30:57.890 --> 00:31:01.490 the gods are. Right. Okay. Looks great. Sounds 00:31:01.490 --> 00:31:04.390 great. It's Jeff Goldblum, dude. You're going 00:31:04.390 --> 00:31:06.309 to watch anything he's in. I don't know why. 00:31:07.019 --> 00:31:09.440 I don't know why, but he is one of them actors 00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:11.519 that no matter what he does, you want to watch 00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:14.559 it. And no matter what role he does, he's Jeff 00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:16.500 Goldblum. He's Jeff Goldblum playing that role. 00:31:16.700 --> 00:31:18.859 They write Jeff Goldblum and go, mate, we want 00:31:18.859 --> 00:31:21.519 you to play an American gangster. And then it's 00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:23.099 just Jeff Goldblum being an American gangster. 00:31:25.019 --> 00:31:31.900 Jesus. Funny, witty, and absolutely intrigued 00:31:31.900 --> 00:31:33.940 to watch the rest of it because I only watched 00:31:33.940 --> 00:31:37.160 two episodes today. Okay. But intrigued and will 00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:40.819 watch the rest. So, yeah, Chaos, Netflix. Give 00:31:40.819 --> 00:31:43.460 it a go. It's on Netflix, is it? Netflix. Okay. 00:31:44.380 --> 00:31:48.119 And the last thing that we watched. Oh, let's 00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:50.640 talk about it. Last night we went to see Fantastic 00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:57.180 Four. Yes, we did. Yes, we did. The pace of it 00:31:57.180 --> 00:32:00.759 surprised me a lot. It was pretty fast -paced, 00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:03.880 yes? So fast -paced. So we'll do no spoilers 00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:06.279 to begin with and then we'll... Well, we did 00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:09.160 see it opening day. Yeah. So I agree with it. 00:32:09.220 --> 00:32:11.079 And then at the end we'll say spoilers and you 00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:16.220 can turn this off. I loved it, dude. Yeah. Everything. 00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:21.500 The aesthetic, some of the special effects I 00:32:21.500 --> 00:32:24.420 ran into an issue with, but... For the most part? 00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:29.160 Perfection, dude. It was so good. It is the best 00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:31.960 Fantastic Four we've had to date. Without a doubt, 00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:34.660 yeah. Without a doubt. Yeah. The Fox ones were 00:32:34.660 --> 00:32:37.180 great. They were good, man. That Silver Surfer, 00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:41.720 like Niren Rad is my Silver Surfer. Yeah. And 00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:45.140 I absolutely loved his version of Silver Surfer. 00:32:45.220 --> 00:32:46.759 In case you don't know, that's the same guy who 00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:51.920 played Abe Sapien in Hellboy. Yeah, true. And 00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:57.359 it was voiced by Laurence Fishburne. The Silver 00:32:57.359 --> 00:33:00.730 Surfer in this movie, same amount of heart. Um, 00:33:00.890 --> 00:33:08.569 when, when that turn comes, um, where she's actually 00:33:08.569 --> 00:33:13.950 talking to the other characters, I felt she was 00:33:13.950 --> 00:33:16.849 ethereal. She was godly. Like she could just 00:33:16.849 --> 00:33:20.069 blink and all of them would be dead. Like you 00:33:20.069 --> 00:33:22.009 could see that power emanating from it. It was 00:33:22.009 --> 00:33:26.089 sensational, man. I loved this movie. Yeah. And 00:33:26.089 --> 00:33:31.180 I mentioned it earlier that I think that, When 00:33:31.180 --> 00:33:33.819 people are comparing these latest Marvel movies, 00:33:33.940 --> 00:33:38.500 they're comparing them to the nostalgia of the 00:33:38.500 --> 00:33:43.900 earlier phases. Honestly, I think this is a pretty 00:33:43.900 --> 00:33:46.099 strong movie compared to some of the earlier 00:33:46.099 --> 00:33:49.160 stuff. Absolutely. It's definitely not the best 00:33:49.160 --> 00:33:51.279 Marvel movie in the universe. No. That's fine. 00:33:51.420 --> 00:33:55.079 We can acknowledge that. But it is solid. This 00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:57.680 is Matt Shackman's directorial debut, man, and 00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.900 he knocked it out of the park. Yep. You're saying 00:34:00.900 --> 00:34:05.299 it looked fantastic. It was definitely very different 00:34:05.299 --> 00:34:09.099 from other Marvel movies. Yes, sir. A lot of 00:34:09.099 --> 00:34:11.820 Marvel movies all have the same kind of colour 00:34:11.820 --> 00:34:15.099 tone. That was there. Even if they're from different 00:34:15.099 --> 00:34:16.800 timelines like we've seen in Doctor Strange, 00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:21.980 they all look similar. This looked completely 00:34:21.980 --> 00:34:23.880 different to anything we've seen before. The 00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:30.460 sets, the world, the alternate. Version of Earth. 00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:33.719 It was very cool. 886, I think, is what Earth 00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:39.659 is. 826. 826. 826. Yeah. So main Earth is 9999, 00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:47.880 so it's five nines. Mm -hmm. We were alerted 00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:51.900 that 616 is the Earth that has the X -Men, blah, 00:34:51.980 --> 00:34:55.159 blah, blah, blah, blah. That's the Fox universe 00:34:55.159 --> 00:35:00.980 is 616. Is it? Mm -hmm. and then 99999 is the 00:35:00.980 --> 00:35:03.900 Marvel Universe. Okay, yeah. No, 616 is the comics, 00:35:04.139 --> 00:35:06.579 the Fox Universe. I don't think we've been given 00:35:06.579 --> 00:35:08.760 a number yet. I think they clarified that in 00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:10.920 Deadpool Wolverine. Did they? Yeah. Okay, I'll 00:35:10.920 --> 00:35:12.980 have to go back and check that. So you'll re 00:35:12.980 --> 00:35:15.139 -watch that? No, no, no. I'll look it up and 00:35:15.139 --> 00:35:17.659 put it on the screen so people don't get confused. 00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:24.300 Thanks, because I do speak at mass. I think this 00:35:24.300 --> 00:35:26.840 was amazing, dude. I really enjoyed it. There 00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:28.840 wasn't a single point in this movie where I'm 00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:32.960 like, for real? Yeah. Why? Subterranean looked 00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:36.699 fantastic. My Man was incredible. I like My Man. 00:35:36.820 --> 00:35:40.920 We get some touches on Fantastic Four lore. Some 00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:46.460 of their own biome villains. Yeah. Their own 00:35:46.460 --> 00:35:50.380 rogue category. Rogue gallery. That's the one. 00:35:50.829 --> 00:35:54.349 I really, really enjoyed it, man. I don't think 00:35:54.349 --> 00:35:57.510 it hurt that they cut. Red Ghost, John Malkovich. 00:35:57.730 --> 00:35:59.269 John Malkovich, yeah. I don't think it hurt that 00:35:59.269 --> 00:36:01.710 they cut John Malkovich. Definitely the hint 00:36:01.710 --> 00:36:04.130 there in the movie where they would have put 00:36:04.130 --> 00:36:08.829 him and it was fine without that fucking scene, 00:36:08.969 --> 00:36:15.030 I guess. I do like their power sets. I did too. 00:36:15.630 --> 00:36:21.349 The family kind of. The whole. Great dynamic, 00:36:21.530 --> 00:36:23.510 dude. Dynamic. That's what I was looking for. 00:36:23.570 --> 00:36:26.590 Such a great dynamic. Yeah. They're great. There's 00:36:26.590 --> 00:36:30.610 some hints that they have tension. They resolve 00:36:30.610 --> 00:36:33.789 it. There's, you know, there's a camaraderie. 00:36:34.409 --> 00:36:36.730 Yeah, it's very good. There's some things that 00:36:36.730 --> 00:36:38.730 we've seen in the Fox Universe ones where they 00:36:38.730 --> 00:36:41.150 were like, where Jessica Alba was like, Reed, 00:36:41.250 --> 00:36:43.670 look at me. I'd never really seen that she had. 00:36:44.090 --> 00:36:47.050 Anger in a tone. None of them really had that 00:36:47.050 --> 00:36:49.690 sort of thing. Like even the thing like, oh, 00:36:49.710 --> 00:36:52.329 you want to go over there then? Fine. It was 00:36:52.329 --> 00:36:55.710 never really, you never got that deep of an emotion. 00:36:55.809 --> 00:36:59.510 But, dude, Sue Storm surprises the dick out of 00:36:59.510 --> 00:37:02.030 you in this. She is such a strong character in 00:37:02.030 --> 00:37:04.710 this movie. It's definitely a Susan Storm movie, 00:37:04.849 --> 00:37:12.199 I think. 100%. Yeah. 100%, dude. I'll be interested 00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:14.519 to watch, like, as Matt Shackman goes on, like, 00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:17.079 Kev Smith's podcast a bit and he's good friends 00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:18.980 with Mark Bernard and stuff. So I'd like to see 00:37:18.980 --> 00:37:22.239 them on Fat Man Beyond because when he goes on 00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:23.760 there and he talks, he's very eloquent and very 00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:26.380 well spoken about his cast and shit. I really 00:37:26.380 --> 00:37:30.159 want to see if he has harkened back to his own 00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:31.500 mother sort of thing and blah, blah, blah. I'll 00:37:31.500 --> 00:37:33.860 put his own little spin on Sue Stone because 00:37:33.860 --> 00:37:35.820 usually she is a B -grade character and it's 00:37:35.820 --> 00:37:37.739 usually Reid that's doing all the stuff and it's 00:37:37.739 --> 00:37:39.920 him and Ben Grimm that's doing all the important 00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:44.380 shit. Like you said, very Sue Storm, strong. 00:37:44.780 --> 00:37:47.619 Yeah. That's not to say that the other characters 00:37:47.619 --> 00:37:51.500 don't shine. Don't shine, 100%. Pedro Pascal 00:37:51.500 --> 00:37:56.019 kills Reed Richards, man. Every qualm I had with 00:37:56.019 --> 00:37:58.840 him being too old was squashed instantly, dude. 00:37:59.059 --> 00:38:02.340 Just squashed straight away. And he wasn't – 00:38:02.340 --> 00:38:06.960 his character had some depth to it where he's 00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:10.980 usually very analytical. Yeah. In other movies. 00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:15.360 He is still very much that, but there is depth 00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:18.300 to this character. Yeah. Which, if the rumours 00:38:18.300 --> 00:38:20.940 are true, that he's going to lead the Avengers 00:38:20.940 --> 00:38:25.420 in Doomsday. I can understand this Reed doing 00:38:25.420 --> 00:38:29.019 that. Mm -hmm. Ian Gruffalds, though, I could 00:38:29.019 --> 00:38:34.760 not. I don't see him being above Tony Stark or 00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:38.539 above Cap or above T 'Challa. Yeah. This one? 00:38:38.619 --> 00:38:41.440 Yeah, I can. Yeah. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah. 00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:45.739 I could legit see him and Thor coming together 00:38:45.739 --> 00:38:48.019 like the broon and the brains, like the brawn 00:38:48.019 --> 00:38:51.199 and the brains. Yeah. Coming together and sort 00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:54.239 of nutting shit out. Dude, such a good movie. 00:38:54.360 --> 00:38:57.300 And beautiful, dude. It was so beautiful to see. 00:38:57.480 --> 00:39:02.239 We get some different kind of settings throughout 00:39:02.239 --> 00:39:10.619 it. We get some different. that haven't been 00:39:10.619 --> 00:39:13.840 seen like this before in other movies. Yeah, 00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.699 very good. Now we're going to the spoilers. Yes. 00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:19.960 So if you haven't seen the movie and you don't 00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:22.739 want spoilers. Turn us off and come back to Friday's 00:39:22.739 --> 00:39:26.059 show and we'll see you then. Absolutely. Three, 00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:31.380 two, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers. Dude, I'm 00:39:31.380 --> 00:39:35.239 so fucking pissed off about this. I know what 00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:37.619 you're pissed off about. Now, me and Stretch 00:39:37.619 --> 00:39:40.659 stayed back for both mid -credits and post -credits 00:39:40.659 --> 00:39:45.139 scenes. Post -credits scene pissed me off. Mid 00:39:45.139 --> 00:39:49.059 -credits was good. Mid -credits was sen -fucking 00:39:49.059 --> 00:39:51.619 -sational. Don't stick around for the end. It's 00:39:51.619 --> 00:39:54.699 not worth it. Really don't. It's pointless. Yeah. 00:39:55.099 --> 00:39:57.579 Mid -credits scene, when she walks out of the 00:39:57.579 --> 00:39:59.159 room and walks back in and all you see is that 00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:03.619 chrome mask. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. So, yeah, 00:40:03.739 --> 00:40:07.599 we get the view of... Doctor Doom at the very 00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:10.900 end. Not Tony Stark, Doctor Doom, not Robert 00:40:10.900 --> 00:40:13.000 Downey Jr., Doctor Doom, but we see Doom. Well, 00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:16.340 we don't know that. You don't see who it is. 00:40:16.340 --> 00:40:17.460 You don't see his face, yeah. You see a green 00:40:17.460 --> 00:40:21.679 cloak and a mask. Yeah. My only kind of real 00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:25.659 gripe with this movie is too short. I could have 00:40:25.659 --> 00:40:27.340 stayed there for another half hour, 40 minutes, 00:40:27.420 --> 00:40:31.719 dude. The pacing was good. Pacing was also not 00:40:31.719 --> 00:40:35.630 good. Like almost too fast? Yeah. They kind of 00:40:35.630 --> 00:40:37.650 get through it. But at the same time, I think 00:40:37.650 --> 00:40:40.289 they rely on the fact that we all know Fantastic's 00:40:40.289 --> 00:40:43.590 story. Yeah. So you kind of fill in the gaps 00:40:43.590 --> 00:40:47.369 and stuff like that. My big issue was something 00:40:47.369 --> 00:40:51.510 about Galactus still doesn't look right. Like 00:40:51.510 --> 00:40:55.530 his face. It looked very video game -esque. His 00:40:55.530 --> 00:41:00.469 armor looked fine. Yep. It was his face. Right. 00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:05.179 Inside the cow, it kind of looked like some kind 00:41:05.179 --> 00:41:07.000 of weird texture on it. It almost looked like 00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.099 he was pixelated or something like that. Right. 00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:11.860 There's something obviously because he was once 00:41:11.860 --> 00:41:16.920 human or a human adjacent fucking species model. 00:41:17.460 --> 00:41:19.699 And they've blown him up to that size that's 00:41:19.699 --> 00:41:22.260 done something to him. But I just couldn't figure 00:41:22.260 --> 00:41:26.559 out what it was that was meant to cause that. 00:41:26.659 --> 00:41:30.840 I love that it was. It wasn't Galactus that actually 00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:32.860 eats the planets. It's his ship that consumes 00:41:32.860 --> 00:41:35.940 it and then it feeds it to him by the feeding 00:41:35.940 --> 00:41:38.639 tubes in his back. Yeah, unlike the Fox one where 00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:41.460 it's fucking. It's just a planet who comes along 00:41:41.460 --> 00:41:45.460 and inhales it in. Not exciting. The fact that 00:41:45.460 --> 00:41:48.619 you see Galactus walking around New York was 00:41:48.619 --> 00:41:53.880 so cool. Yeah. The explanation of why Ben has 00:41:53.880 --> 00:41:57.519 a beard. So good, dude. And I know that was something 00:41:57.519 --> 00:41:59.119 that you were nervous about and something that 00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:01.400 you were running into, but the way they explained 00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:05.460 it was so good. Yeah, I mean, he doesn't have 00:42:05.460 --> 00:42:07.820 hair on his head still, though. How did he know 00:42:07.820 --> 00:42:11.559 he was wearing a hat? He's silly sausage. It 00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:13.880 wasn't the worst thing in the world. Hey, are 00:42:13.880 --> 00:42:15.820 you saying the bald people can't grow beards? 00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:18.539 No, but like I don't know. Are you saying bald 00:42:18.539 --> 00:42:20.579 people can't grow beards? No, I'm not. I'm just 00:42:20.579 --> 00:42:22.440 saying that it's never been hinted at in the 00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:24.820 past that he's able to grow any hair at all, 00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:27.059 let alone just. That's a lie. I'll show you the 00:42:27.059 --> 00:42:29.599 comics. So what I want to know is his pubes, 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:31.320 if these beard kind of comes out. Do the comics 00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:35.860 match dregs? Yeah. How come he doesn't have like, 00:42:35.940 --> 00:42:37.719 I don't know, what's going on down there in the 00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:41.340 package? Like the bush, the bush would be solid. 00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:47.610 Have you ever seen mall rats? Kev Smith comes 00:42:47.610 --> 00:42:49.989 with the hard questions. Yeah, Brodie asks about 00:42:49.989 --> 00:42:53.269 his. What does his dick look like? Is it rocks? 00:42:53.949 --> 00:42:57.210 Is it a penis? Is it ribbed for her pleasure 00:42:57.210 --> 00:43:00.570 or no one's at all? Because let's face something. 00:43:01.050 --> 00:43:07.269 He's the thing. He's got four fingers. My fingers 00:43:07.269 --> 00:43:12.530 are this round. His fingers are that round. My 00:43:12.530 --> 00:43:17.889 penis is that round. Is his penis that round? 00:43:17.969 --> 00:43:20.809 Well, man, he has big feet in this movie. Such 00:43:20.809 --> 00:43:23.710 big feet. Custom shoes. You know what they say 00:43:23.710 --> 00:43:29.530 about big feet? Big shoes? Big rock dick. The 00:43:29.530 --> 00:43:32.210 fuck? You seem like you're having to destroy 00:43:32.210 --> 00:43:37.409 my mic. Yeah, besides not being 100 % happy with 00:43:37.409 --> 00:43:42.320 Galactus, the look, I liked his presence. I like 00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.019 the way he was kind of portrayed. The thing I 00:43:45.019 --> 00:43:48.179 ran into most was for a lot of it he was muted 00:43:48.179 --> 00:43:50.980 in colour. You didn't see it was very grey scale. 00:43:51.659 --> 00:43:53.900 When he was on his ship, it was very grey scale. 00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:57.420 He didn't look like he had just looked like a 00:43:57.420 --> 00:43:59.320 bloke sitting on a throne. The scale was thrown 00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:02.619 out. The colour was gone. There was only a few 00:44:02.619 --> 00:44:04.880 frames when he was in New York where you actually 00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:09.000 got to see his purple tones. When the sun was 00:44:09.000 --> 00:44:12.059 on him, yeah. Yeah. So you missed so much of 00:44:12.059 --> 00:44:14.460 his colour, of his outfit and all that sort of 00:44:14.460 --> 00:44:18.139 stuff. His scale was sensational. The fact that 00:44:18.139 --> 00:44:20.000 he towered over all these buildings was good. 00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:28.320 Another thing that pissed me off to no end. Yeah, 00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:30.780 we didn't get any explanation for the Thunderbolts 00:44:30.780 --> 00:44:32.880 fucking connection. There was nothing. There 00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:34.900 is absolutely nothing that pays off the ship 00:44:34.900 --> 00:44:38.000 at the end of Thunderbolts. They didn't need 00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:42.699 that. At all. Why even put it at the end of Thunderbolts, 00:44:42.699 --> 00:44:45.599 bro? Yeah, I don't know. Like, they didn't need 00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:49.500 to, but it has created some mystery that we will 00:44:49.500 --> 00:44:54.320 hang out for now for Doomsday to find out. That 00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:58.420 was my only fucking hang up. It was a letdown 00:44:58.420 --> 00:45:00.579 considering I was spending most of the movie 00:45:00.579 --> 00:45:04.059 waiting for the end. Yep. For the, like, why? 00:45:04.300 --> 00:45:07.510 Yep. I want an answer to that question that we 00:45:07.510 --> 00:45:09.530 had a few weeks ago. We never got it. Nothing. 00:45:09.690 --> 00:45:15.349 Yeah. But I'd rate it. I thoroughly recommend. 00:45:15.510 --> 00:45:17.809 Go watch it. It was a good movie, man. Yeah. 00:45:18.449 --> 00:45:20.989 I give it. Give it a chance. Yeah. I give it, 00:45:21.050 --> 00:45:26.190 well, yeah, 7 out of 10. Go. But that's all I've 00:45:26.190 --> 00:45:29.010 got for Week in Review, sir. Yeah, me too. So, 00:45:29.050 --> 00:45:31.349 yeah, if you've watched some cool shit this week, 00:45:31.449 --> 00:45:34.489 comment down below. Tell us what you've watched. 00:45:34.839 --> 00:45:36.719 Anything you'd like us to talk about, let us 00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:39.420 know. Love, peace, chicken grease. See you Friday.