From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name's Stretch.
And I'm Clint, and this is Prevailing Strange.
This installment of Prevailing Strange is what
we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we go
over some of the topics that we've previously
touched on and go wherever the tangents take
us. And I would have done that better, but Clint's
laughing at me. So Willem Dafoe's big dick, right?
Okay. Okay. So he did a movie called The Antichrist
a couple of years back. Now, there's scenes in
that where he gets handjobs. It's a very sexually
driven movie. So much nudity. They had to get
a body double in because it was too off -putting
the size of his member. Now, everybody. Google
Willem Dafoe's wang. Holy shit, dude. Packing.
Halfway to his knees on a softie. This bloke's
packing, bro. Surely he's not a grower. If he
is, if he's a grower, holy shit. Now, I told
you to watch Tom Segura's Bad Thoughts. Have
you watched it yet? No, no. Okay. There's a thing
in Tom Segura's Bad Thoughts. Where he goes to
a gym and he has this shot and his penis keeps
getting bigger. Right. It gets to a point where
he's having sex with this chick and she's like,
nope, nope, fuck that shit. Fuck that. You're
going to split me. No, fuck off. Yuck. And then
she gets off half midway through and just walks
off and leaves him there. That's what I imagine
Willem Dafoe's got. Like he walks in, takes off
his clothes and just goes. Like that. Like he.
Hey, darling, the block splitter broke. Don't
worry, though. Just start splitting wood with
his wang. It's ridiculous. And then I seen Conor
McGregor's bendy wang yesterday, and I'm like,
I'm going to make Ali a T -shirt. When Chris
Evans – can you remember when Chris Evans accidentally
shared a picture of his penis? I made Ali a mug
with Chris Evans' penis on it for Christmas.
Yeah. I'm going to make her a T -shirt with Conor
McGregor's on there. The front's going to be
him standing there, and then the back one's going
to be him doing weights with it. It's going to
be hilarious. I fucking love that fucking Iggy
Azalea fucking. It's not Iggy Azalea, you dig
it? No, what was her name? No, Azalea Banks.
Sorry. Azalea Banks fucking just flamed him.
Yeah, dude. It's so good. Do you think that's
going to impress her? Please. She's seen Willem
Dafoe. What did she call him, a sunburned potato
farmer or something? Yeah, yeah. Dude, everyone
see Willem Dafoe's. You're not getting impressed
by anything anyone's showing you. God damn, it's
massive, dude. Like massive, halfway to his knee.
All right, mate, all right. I believe you. I'm
going to show you a picture of him. No, you're
not. I'll go to my recent search. Save folder.
Dude. Now, you're probably going to laugh because
you're probably a massive man yourself because
you're seven and a half foot tall. So that means
you've got like a six foot long penis. Look at
the fucking size of that thing, dude. It's just
hanging. There's him just dancing around with
it. Look at it just swinging, breaking kneecaps.
Have a look at that thing. Dude looks fucking
old there. It looks like old footage. Dude. Fucking
Jesus Christ. I'm probably going to cut this
whole conversation out. See, they had to cut
the sound out of it. But they had to get dead
set a stunt cock in there because everybody was
so off put by it. Now you think about it, right?
Like that's a scene in that movie. Yeah. Legit.
That's in After Christ. Now. Now, how would you
feel? G'day, mate. We need you to come in and
do a scene for Willem Dafoe. Okay, sure. Yeah,
what is it? Well, he's getting a handjob in this
scene and his penis is just too large and we
think that you'd be perfect for the scene. What
do you mean? Well, we need a smaller penis. That's
the worst. Imagine putting that on your resume.
Stunt cock for Willem Dafoe. Fucking hell. What
do you mean? What do you mean he's like doing
backflips with her? No, no, no. We just need
something to stand in so it's not as off -putting
for the female characters. My time to shine.
Fucking hell. Give me a joke. I just did. Okay,
I'll get a joke for you. I'm going to have to
delete that from my search history because I
keep looking at it. Keep looking at it. So delete.
Okay. So I had a good joke. Right. But this is
the one I'm landing with for the week. Okay.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic
to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit,
what's your blood type? I'm probably a typo,
said the rabbit. I got it. He's going to be a
rabbi. I got it. Typo. Oh, that's such a good
joke. I see it in the laughter. Get it? Wow.
I'm not going to tell you any of my awesome jokes
from now on. What is Norway? Put barcodes on
their ships. So they can scan the Navy in. Scan
the Navy in. You're just fucking being bitter,
cunt. You got another one? You're a fucking jerk.
I'm going to have to cut that out. That was a
good one. No, don't you dare cut that out. Don't
you dare cut that out. Come on. You didn't laugh
at it? Yeah, I did. I'm just not letting it show.
Yeah, I know. You didn't laugh at mine. I did
laugh. Yeah, sure. Come on. You just fucking
deadpan that one. You killed it. Yeah, I know.
Go again. How does Jesus make his tea? I don't
know. He brews it. You're a fucking dog. You
bruise it. Nice. I like it. Hebrew. This is like
a Kiwi making coffee. Hebrew. Hebrew. I know.
Hebrew. You got another one? No, I'm going to
fucking wait for you to tell me. No, I haven't
got another one. You haven't got another one?
No. I'm not going to tell you anymore because
you're going to be a jerk about it. I'm not.
Tell me more. Well, I led with my two best ones.
Did you? You fucking dickhead. You're just going
to deadpan all these, aren't you? No. Go. Come
on. Let's go. You can't change the weather on
Everest, but you can climb it. That was terrible.
And I want to laugh so much my bum hole's puckering.
It was good. I like it. You can climb it. Come
on. I've got to fucking make you laugh. Why is
Santa's sack so full? Don't know. Because he
only comes once a year. I knew it was coming.
Just like he does. I like it. Well, you got no
more. Come on. Well, you didn't laugh at any
other ones. I can't post them. I still got a
sore cheek. That's what you get. I'm just going
to keep telling you jokes until you laugh. You
wanker. Okay. Have you heard about the Cyclops
brothers that are blind? No. No, they have eyes.
They could have eyes. Well, they don't. They're
blind. They wouldn't be psychop brothers, would
they? They'd be non -eyed brothers. You silly
sausage. When is a car no longer a car? I don't
know. When it turns into a driveway. That's a
good one. I like that. Fuck yes. That was probably
the best joke I've heard today. That was good.
I'm fucking getting sweaty. Dude, you've got
no idea how hard it is to try to deadpan a joke.
All you want to do is laugh. Leave the deadpan
to me, dude. No, I should get credit for that.
Imagine Willem Dafoe. He couldn't whack off under
a table. So is that all you've got for me? No,
I've got more. Oh, fuck. Come on, man. Fucking
laugh cunt. I have been. Inside. What does a
house wear? I don't know. A dress. Oh. Shit,
I know. It's not there. The shit ones are the
best ones. Oh, fuck off. It's all the best ones.
Oh, give me a drink. Okay. A fucking please wouldn't
go astray, mate. Fucking please laugh at my jokes.
I did. Yeah. Oi. So you were talking about Planet
America, Captain Planet, the other day, right?
Mm -hmm. Now, there's a bloke named Boss Logic.
Do you follow him on Instagram? I don't, but
I've seen some of his stuff. When it comes to
fan posters, and he's actually done a lot more,
he's actually getting a lot more involved with
Marvel and Disney now. He's an Australian fella,
and he's actually getting a lot more traction
because if he does it, a lot of people are paying
attention to what he's doing in that sort of
sphere. He'd done a group of posters for just
movies that he'd like to see. So he'd done a
Captain Planet poster, a Biker Miles from Mars
poster, a Gargoyles poster, and a Street Sharks
poster. They're cool. Now, I would love to see
all of those come to the big screen. And not
entirely just as an animated show. Like, live
action would be great, man. Yeah. I know, you
know, trying to explain Street Sharks or Biker
Miles from Mars is a bit difficult, but... Who
the hell cares? Like, I mean, before Marvel was
Marvel, like, not many people were into it. Like,
who knows? Not at all. Anthropomorphic fucking
half fucking mutant animal creatures might be
the next big thing. You never know. Yeah. Well,
dude, before Blade, Marvel was going bankrupt.
Yeah. Without Blade, we wouldn't have Marvel
at all. Yeah, that's right. They were cactus.
I think these properties, man. Especially in
the world we're in now where people just want
to escape this shit. Because let's face it, it's
fucking going to hell in a handbasket. What's
going on over in the States and all that fucking
garbage is just... You don't know what you're
going to get from one day to the next. So, yeah,
give us something from our childhood that's going
to make us smile and happy. Yeah, fuck it up.
Give us some sort of escape. And that's why people
love going to the movies, dude. That's pretty
funny, but... The reason, I don't know who even
owns those rights to those shows anymore because
a lot of those movies were driven by the toy
sales. Yes. They were toys before they became
shows and shit like that. Kind of like Transformers,
but Transformers went fucking crazy. It did,
yeah. Whether Hasbro has them, has the rights
to them, you'd think, I mean Hasbro. I know Hasbro's
still got Transformers and they've got G .I.
Joe as well. Yeah. Which is always, it's always
done me, like, why the hell, you had Nest and
all that in the first Transformers movie and
Section 7. If you had all them, why didn't they
have G .I. Joe's in it? And I know they brought
it in in the later movies. Yeah. That's a crossover
that needs to happen. Yeah. Do a Marvel, build
a universe, put them all in it. Yes, dude. Do
a Hasbro universe. Why the hell not? Yeah. Could
you imagine, you know, the fucking Transformers
show themselves for the first time on Earth?
And the people who respond are G .I. Joe. Exactly
right. I don't know why it hasn't happened yet
because that universe is there ready to flush
out. Even like, you know, a mask movie. Yeah.
Remember that cartoon from back in the day? Yeah.
Don't just keep rebooting. And Rachel said this
thing to me the other day. Instead of rebooting
movies that. Had a great following in that. Why
don't you do reboot movies that were shit that
could be good? Yeah. If they had the budget or
they had the writers or they had the directors
or they, you know, something like that. And then
I was thinking to myself, oh, yeah, like Fifth
Element. And then I'm like, did you ever read
into Fifth Element? Jesus Christ, it made me
sad. What do you mean? Dude, it blows me. That
Luke Besson fellow. Yeah. Creep. Oh, yeah. Creep.
Yeah. I get what you mean, yeah. I'm like, what?
Yeah, he was a creep, dude. And it's like, I
was having this conversation in the teddy shop
the other day. Everyone bags on me because I
love Friends. Friends is one of the greatest
TV shows that's ever been crowned. Fight me.
And they'll go, oh, Friends, they're all just
terrible people. I'm like, what's your comedy?
oh, you know, Seinfeld, blah, blah, blah. I'm
like, dude, you know that he was 39 and he picked
up his 17 -year -old girlfriend from high school?
They technically weren't dating until the 80s.
I don't give a shit. I know. I know. It's pretty
rough. All right. And then you had Kramer. Yeah,
went on the racist fucking rant. And, you know,
everyone goes, oh, everyone he friends was a
bad person. Not really. Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know them personally. Ross was a whinger.
Oh, you mean the characters? The characters,
yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, they're all fucking
shitty, but, you know, whatever. Yeah. Still
one of the best shows ever made. It's still pretty
funny. It's a comfort watch. And Scrubs. I love
Scrubs. He's like, yeah, I like Scrubs too. And
I'm like, have you ever watched Scrubs, have
you? He's like, yeah, why? And I'm like, every
single person in that show is terrible. They're
shitty people, except for Carla Esposito. Yeah.
Dr. Cox is one of the most toxic men ever on
TV. J .D. is one of the most manipulative pieces
of shit ever fucking created. Yeah, they're all
terrible people. It's funny how who was the dude
that acted as the cleaner guy, the janitor? Yeah.
He was only meant to be in it for like three
episodes. One episode. He was only meant to be
a bit part and they just let him run with the
lines and then he never had a script. Throughout
the entire show. He didn't need one. No. Just
went in there and fucking tore ass. Killed it.
Absolutely killed it. Yeah. Still one of my favorite
characters on the telly today. Yeah. And then
he got like the Todd. Bloke runs around in a
banana hammock all week just slapping people
on the ass and shit. He's toxic. He would get
arrested in a heartbeat. Bob Kelso. Holy shit.
That bloke would have been strung up by his ball
sack. Yeah. Yeah, people that hate on Friends,
they need to be stabbed. Never hate on kind of
shit like that. Like, it might not be your favourite,
but there's no reason to hate on it. I went through
a bit of a tough time probably about 13 years
ago, and one thing that actually fucking helped
and brought me out of it was Friends. That and
How I Met Your Mother. Yeah. And they're still
a comfort watch. Oh, yeah. I'll still watch Friends
at least once a year. I'm not the type of person
to re -watch it, so I don't do that. Maybe if
you re -watched Aquaman, you'd actually know
how good of a movie it is. Balls. No. There's
none in it, so you won't get disappointed. Do
you know who's in it, though? Willem Dafoe. Big
Dick Man. Big Dick Man. You can actually see
his penis in it in that movie. It swims past
the camera like 13 minutes in. It looks like
a blue whale, but it's actually him swimming
through the ocean. Willem Dafoe's dick. Yeah,
but Aquaman's sick. No. Look, you said the other
day, and you even said, I think I need to rewatch
it because I can't remember it being good. Mortal
Kombat. True, true, true, true, true. I remember
I liked a lot of it. But you can't remember it,
can you? No. So if you go rewatch Aquaman. and
then come back and tell me about it next week.
It might change your perspective. It'd be a scathing
view. No, you're not there to scathe it. Oh,
man, it was trash. Go in with fresh eyes. Forget
the speech bubbles under the water. I had fresh
eyes when I saw it the first time. I knew it
sucked balls. No, you didn't. You went in there
with your tinted goggles on and you wanted to
hate it. I liked Aquaman. I liked him. I liked
the character. I knew you liked it. I liked him.
I knew you liked it. I wanted to like the movie.
And I didn't. I didn't because they fucked it.
What part did they fuck? And you can't just say
the costumes because they look like they were
made from paper mache and I threw it at your
printer. Okay, I won't say that because you already
said that. The fact that it went way too campy.
Elaborate. Speech bubbles. Well, I mean, just
like it went for the fucking, the funnies way
too much. Like the character had quips in. In
Justice League. Okay, I'm with you. I think they
should have steered away from the comedy a bit
more. The whole thing was fucking basically a
comedy with some action. It should have been
an action with some comedy, like he was in fucking
Justice League. And especially being as hard
-ass as Jason Momoa looks, lean into that darker.
Him fucking bottle of fucking bourbon. shirt
off fucking walking out of the fucking Pebble
Beach or into the fucking Pebble Beach, whatever
the fuck. It wasn't an Aquaman. I know. It should
have been. What, him littering in the ocean?
Oh, let's put some broken glass in for the fish
to swallow, shall we? I'm saying that tone, that
tone of him, of what the character was, set up
in Justice League and then brought low by its
own fucking avarice. I cannot believe that you
want to see some fish choke on glass. Haven't
they been through enough? You're a fucking wanker.
Get over it. That was one thing I hated in that.
When he smashed the glass, I'm like, that's fucking
littering. It was littering. And that's the thing.
You should never drink with glass near a pool.
Do you want to know why? Because you can't see
glass in the water. There you go. I just poked
holes in your entire argument. You fucking did.
You whinged about fucking broken glass, you pansy.
Do you know what I loved about the second one?
That they replaced 90 % of Amber Turd with a
fucking octopus. I was like, fuck yes. Fuck that
bitch. Would have been funny if you shit on the
octopus's pillow. I've seen she's still trying
to make movies and she's out there just adopting
kids left, right and centre. Just give it up,
bro. Give it up. So I was telling you last week
about that YouTube show that I watched. No, you
weren't. That I couldn't remember the name of
when I was talking about the Stanley and stuff?
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hellier. This is what
it's called. Hellier or Hellier? Hellier. H -E
-L -L -I -E -R. And that's on YouTube? It's on
YouTube, yeah. Okay. That's the ghost hunter
when he stayed at the Stanley, yeah? No. So two
of them that they get on to help with them are
ghost hunters. Ol' Mate has a channel called
Planet Weird. Okay. Yeah, and he does lots of
different stuff, him and his wife. Is that literally
the name of the YouTube clip I should be watching
or is that the name of the channel? So Hellier
is a two -season fucking documentary that they've
produced. Right. You can buy it on DVD. It's
like they put a bit of money into it and the
production. Pretty good. But, yeah, it starts
off with because this guy does conventions and
he's all around the traps and whatnot. I forget
the name of the fella. And he gets this email
from a fella in Hellier. Hellier's a town in
the Appalachian Mountains. Fuck that place. Yeah.
And he's had like kind of like, do you know about
the Kellyville Hopkins Goblins? Like a whole
kind of thing that went on. Kellyville was a
place. Anyway, they talked about how this family
in. or Hopkins or whatever it is, were besieged
by goblin -like entities overnight. Yeah, right.
Anyway, so this guy kind of has a very similar
story about this house that he got from his dad,
I think that's how the story goes, in Hellier.
It was a small town. He has nothing to do with
these people there, but he went there and some
weird shit happened. So I'll message him back.
It's like, oh, they're kind of interested. Anyway,
it goes down this whole fucking rabbit hole and
they follow the leads there. Old mate stops talking
to them. They're like, that's kind of fucking
weird. They find a place that they think is the
house. They go to this town, Hellier, and nobody
wants anything to do with them. They kind of
get run out of town. That's it. And then there's
this whole fucking, yeah. Whole kind of whirlwind
and fucking down this rabbit hole to coincidences
tied into, like, it's like they're grasping at
straws for a lot of things. But it's like, is
this, it could be interesting. Yep. I don't know.
It was a thing. I watched it. It was, I don't
know. It's really hard to explain about it. Yeah,
right. But it's worth watching. Good production
for a fucking YouTube show. See, and this is
the thing, like. YouTube channels these days
have got big budgets by now, man. They spend
a shit tonne of money on some of these things.
There's a bloke who I've been watching. There's
a bloke on TikTok. His name's Shiloh underscore
WWE. Rachel's been showing me this dude. Over
the last couple of months, he bought a pair of
boots off the dark web. Is this the wrestler?
Mm -hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched him with
the whole gnome saga. Did you watch that? No.
Let's give our listeners a fucking background
on this dude. So he bought a pair of boots off
the dark web. So he bought these pair of boots,
and they were off a bloke called the Bootman.
Now, the Bootman sends you these boots. The reason
why these boots are getting sold on the dark
web because they've been used in a crime. He
gets a pair of leather boots that have blood
all over them. There's blood splatter everywhere.
Tests them on the luminol, luminates with blood.
Gets a video and it shows how the blood got on
the boots. And then there's a letter and there's
like a little code in the video where you have
to send another pair of boots that were used
in a crime that have blood on them back to the
boot man. Oh, man. This whole series, dude, compounds
and gets worse and worse and working darker and
darker and darker. Eventually, he pulls the boots
apart. In the heel, there's fucking trackers
in the heel of the boot. And he's like, what
am I going to do? Like, what do I do? And then
he pulls the tracker apart and he pulls the SIM
card out of it and then he gets in contact with
the number on the SIM card and he starts texting
the boot man. He goes, you have no idea what
you've done. You have no idea. We know where
you are. Yeah. We know who you are. We've been
watching you on TikTok. Send us a pair of boots.
What the fuck, dude, would you do? So I come
across this guy maybe 12 months ago when I found
out about the gnoming. I haven't heard about
that. So you go onto the dark web and it's this
service provided in America. where you have somebody
you don't like or somebody you want to fuck around
with and there's different levels you can pay
and pretty much they will gnome their house.
So he's like, I think this was his first kind
of stint into the dark web and stuff. He's like,
I'm going to gnome myself. So he pays to gnome
himself and somebody in the area fucking starts
leaving gnomes behind. And it starts off really
small, like fucking garden gnomes and shit. And
then he gets left ones that are like, you know,
like the dancing Santa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind
of like a gnome like that. But it's saying fucking
weird shit. They're fucking. Change them. They're
fucked around with it. And it goes down this
whole fucking rabbit hole where he keeps fucking
getting sent shit. And they keep telling him
to go to places and he ends up in the bush in
fucking nowhere. And there's this whole fucking
like Christmas set up with fucking solar lights
and shit just in the middle of fucking nowhere.
And he's out there and he's like, this is fucking
weird, man. There's nobody around and he's digging
up shit. And then he gets on to do that. There's
some kind of like a chat bot or an AI. Yeah.
He fucking, they're telling him to fucking, you
know, build, like, log in and chat, shit like
that. And he's doing all this stuff where he's
putting it in and he's like, his dad has a farm
and he's got a basement and he's shielding it
and, like, fucking logging in because he's like,
this is sketchy as. And eventually he ends up,
like, it wants more, like this fucking AI, and
he's fucking giving it more. You're not getting
comfortable, are you? It wants autonomy. So he
ends up building a fucking ARC car when they
send him instructions for fucking with a webcam
on it and it's got a voice modulator and it's
talking to him. Oh, man, it's a fucking whole
trip. This guy knows how to reel in an audience.
If it's fake or if it's real, I don't give a
shit. It's entertaining as crap. You know he's
a wrestler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got no tooth
at the front. He lost the fucking tooth. But
when he puts his fake one in, fucking handsome
dude. So hot. He looked like he could be fucking
Aquaman's younger brother. Yeah, man. Hot as
shit. But yeah, when he takes that tooth out,
it looks like he's going to steal your bales
of hay from your fucking backyard. So I started
following him before he lost a tooth, before
he did the wrestling thing. It's a rabbit hole.
He's got a 20 -minute video on the gnoming thing
online. You can sit down and watch the whole
thing. Dude, but that Bootman one, the blood
in the boots. I'll have to look at that because
he hasn't popped up on the IG lately, so he must
have fallen down by the algorithm. Well, there
was a thing that he uploaded the other day and
he's like, I'm sorry, but this is the end of
the Bootman series. I can't do anymore. I'm done
with this. And like I said, if it isn't real
and it's just him writing this and making a series
out of it for views and shit, Mate. Well done.
Yeah, tip of the hat because it is – it's good.
Yeah, right. But I did see that – and this is
the thing. Like, to me, he's a content creator.
The – and let's face it. It wouldn't be hard
to find him if he was actually in danger from
the boot, man. Yeah. It's all over social media.
You've just got to go to one of his wrestling
events. I'm sorry I keep tapping it. I can lift
your microphone up or something. I'll keep your
hands away. For fuck's sake. Is that better?
No, I can't see your face now. Why that? You're
not John Laws. Who's that? Fucking golden microphone
dickhead. I don't know. I don't have a golden
microphone. It's black. It makes mine bigger.
I really do like that shit. And I like that YouTube
is coming out now and they're like, if you're
not using your own voice or you're using AR content.
I'm sorry, you're not going to get a monotone.
Fuck you. I'm all for that. There's so many,
especially because we started this whole thing
up. AI trailers, bro. Not just trailers. I get
all these kind of suggested kind of shit on my
YouTube related to this channel on how you can
make faceless fucking content and shit like that.
It's just all AI driven. I mean, yeah, sure.
Kind of cool to be able to kind of generate that
kind of income by doing shit like that. It's
easy, but that's fucking bullshit. Let people
kind of have a go. In that vein, Rachel sent
me this thing the other day. Let me get it off
for you. So it's this. The page is called Gossip
Goblin on Instagram, and he's just done all this
sort of stuff, right? So it's a story, and it's
dubbed over. And it's like you've sold your soul
to the AI machine. But it's all imagery like
that. Now, I like that because that's actually
fucking sickening. Yeah, it's pretty fucking
wild. It's confronting. I do follow a couple
of content creators who are obviously, they're
writing the stuff. Yeah. They just don't have
the ability to create the images. So they use
an AI for that. That's sick. Yeah. Well, that's
like that guy there. Yeah. Looks unreal. Or there's
other ones who, you know, they do their own kind
of illustrations, but they're not so strong in
the narrative side. So they've, you know. Like
it can help fill a hole, but when you're using
it for the whole thing. Bullshit, yeah. Yeah,
fuck off. Yeah. Just because you can write some
words in a prompt doesn't mean you, you know.
Yeah. I don't mind when you see like the Ghibli
fucking. versions of certain like pop culture
fucking shit. I don't mind seeing that kind of
stuff because like most people don't have the
time and energy to kind of be able to do that
shit. But yeah, that's kind of cool. But look,
the AI trailer fucking phenomenon that's on YouTube
now, man. Like I get a notification every day,
oh, check out this Bad Boy 7. It's like, bro,
come on now. Check out the trailer to this. It's
like. It only got announced like last week. They
don't have a trailer for it. Shut up. Yeah. No,
fake trailers are bullshit. Yeah. And there's
that many channels on YouTube now. That's all
they do. Yeah. Fuck off. Yeah, they're just trying
to fucking get clicks. I've actually been getting
more into 3D printing YouTube channels. Do you
see the amount of awesome shit that is made with
your 3D printer these days? It's got me so...
It's the next purchase that I'll be making. Yeah.
He's a good quality 3D printer. Fuck yeah. What's
he got? Did you see that the paranormal investigator,
Dan Riviera, who was accompanying the Annabelle
doll across the States. Carked it. Died unexpectedly
on the tour. Whilst with the Annabelle doll.
Yeah. Yeah. No one knows why. No reports yet
on what happened to him. That's fucking pretty
gnarly. Yes, sir. You can actually stay in the
original Annabelle house. Yeah, right. There's
a bloke who was actually in a Ghost Hunters show.
Oh, no, sorry. Sam and Colby, the same people
I was telling you about with the Queen Mary.
Yeah. So they went and actually stayed in the
original. Annabelle house, yeah. Not the Annabelle
house, the Conjuring house. Right, okay. Yeah.
Yeah, and they do tours. Yeah. Sorry, I had to
change it again. That's all right. But now look.
Yeah, I can do it. You have room to move. I do.
Yeah, oh, man. Would you, if you could? 100%.
I'll be there in no time. Would you hold me and
keep me safe? Sure. I mean, I'll go in there
by myself. Dude, I'll go in there. I'm not going
to stay for long. I'll get chased out of there
with poo in my pants, Willem Dafoe's dick in
my hand. But I'm not staying in there on my own.
Pussy. No, I am. You've seen how I react with
it. What was that? Descendant. Descendant. I
was sitting there like this, watching it protect
myself from my shoulder. That's not coming out
to get me. There's scary things out there, dude.
Like when we leave the shop over nighttime and
walk out the back with the light blown, scary.
I'm going to put spotlights out the back. I just
know if we're going to go out there one day,
someone's going to jump out and scare me. Yeah,
maybe. I'm going to cry. There's a fair chance
I'll cry. But, dude, it was – I don't like being
scared. I do. But I'm fascinated by shit that
scares me. Go figure that out. Actually, what
was I doing yesterday? Oh, yeah. Where I go get
me physio and me massage is done. There's a bloke
in Mayfield. His name is Mr. Meyer. Fucking goat
when it comes to figuring out my shoulder, dude.
Like, I've had a lot of trouble with this shoulder
for years. And, like, there's a lot of times
where it freezes up and I can't even move it
past the horizontal. And, like, that's about
as high as I can go. But, dude, after seeing
him just once, I get all this range of motion
back. He's absolutely unreal. Mr. Meyer. You've
got to get a scene. A real cinephile as well.
So when we were in there, we'd just talk about
movies and shit that we've seen. Yeah. And he
always makes me go in and write him a list of
movies that he has to watch and shit. I'm like,
yeah, that's right. Nice. I'll educate. Yeah.
But he told me I need to watch Mobland. Mm -hmm.
Now, I've seen clips of it and I like it. It
looks intriguing. Yeah. Have you seen clips of
it or you want to watch it? No, I don't think
I've seen anything about it. Pierce Brosnan and
Helen Mirren are the head of a crime family in
Britain and Tom Hardy is their fixer. Yeah, right.
Yeah, but looks pretty good. I might give it
a go. I'm not sure. Did you ever watch that Taboo?
No, I didn't get a chance. Not worth watching
because they'd never fucking did a second season.
I was having that conversation with Jube today.
He's like, oh, you've got to watch this on Netflix
and blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no. I don't want
to because they've got too much of a record for
shutting shit down after a good first season.
Yeah. Nathan Fillion, Wash, Zoe, River Tam and
Simon Tam, Firefly, got on the other day. Oh,
sorry, not Nathan Fillion, Captain Reynolds.
Got up and they've released a Funko Pops edition.
I've seen that. Whereas just the whole cast of
Firefly, even Preacher Book, he passed away a
couple of years ago. Yeah. And that's 25 years
ago, dude, and it's still adored world over.
They're still creating toys for her now. If they
just left that to go and finished that off, who
knows what could have happened to it? I saw this
video the other day. With James Masters. Yep.
He was at a convention talking about how. Cyclops,
by the way, everybody. James Masters, not Marsden.
Spike. Spike. Spike, out of Angel. From Buffy,
another Joss Whedon project. Yep. Apparently,
he was meant to show up in the second season.
Firefly? Yeah. That would have been sick. As
Spike. Because he's a fucking vampire. Yeah.
He could have been alive. Yeah. Imagine that
for a crossover. Have an angel or Spike in the
future. It was meant to be Spike James Masters.
That would have been so sick. Yeah. That would
have been so sick. Fucking earth. Yeah, just
rock up on some planet when the fucking brown
coats fucking turn up and apparently there he
was. Oh, dude, that would have been so fucking
cool. Did you see that Fillion and... Tudyk have
started a podcast. Yes, sir. All about Firefly.
I'm waiting for a couple of episodes because
I will binge that shit. I'm curious whether it's
going to be like a limited run. Like how long
do they go with that? Well, Zach Braff and Mr
Falzon did a, during lockdown, they did Real
Friends Fake Doctors. And it was just a watch
along. So they just watched Scrubs together.
And got different members of the cast on and
they, you know, if they were heavy in that episode,
he brought them in and they talked about it.
I'd be so fucking, so up for that. Like Alan
Tudyk is just one of the funniest people ever.
Have you watched Resident Alien? No, I haven't.
Please just give it a peruse. Even just a couple
of episodes. He's so good in it, dude. And I
love that the wash Funko Pop is him with the
dinosaurs going. And we'll call this land, this
land. This is him playing with two little dinosaurs.
That's his fun call. So good. Have you seen the
behind the scenes when he's doing the voiceover
for the fucking chicken in Moana? He's like,
I went to Juilliard and I'm playing a chicken.
And he does it so good. Dude, he does it so good.
There's so many other shit where he just plays
like a chicken or a dog. Or something that just
makes random ass noises like a robot or something.
But, man, that was what I wanted to tell you
about. I am going to start Andor this week. Oh,
yes. So I'm going to give that a watch just for
K2SO, basically. Fuck you. I need to finish that.
You haven't finished it yet? Well, I'll race
you to the finish. All right. I'm going to beat
you. I'm probably going to watch it all tonight.
No, not really because if these are as good as
you say. I will watch, I probably might watch
Hellier. Start watching Hellier and see if it
draws you in. Yeah, I don't know. It's fucking
weird and it kind of goes nowhere, but still
kind of worth the journey. Well, speaking of
the Appalachian Mountains, I was watching a dude
the other day on YouTube and he was just going
around to different cities, not cities, towns
in the Appalachian Mountains, right? Mm -hmm.
So, did that, what's? He said, oh, it's flipped
over already. Yeah, no, we're on the second cut.
So, and he goes to this town at the base of Appalachian
Mountains and he starts talking to people and
they're like, you know, what's it like living
here? And he goes, oh, man, you know, it's not
too bad. It's really quiet. And he's like, do
you mind giving me a tour? And they're like,
yeah, yeah, no worries. You know, we'll take
you around. This town was a massive, it was a
wood falling town. Like this was a. Massive -ass
town and then all of a sudden you just fell face
upon it. Why? I don't know. Like when the mill
died. What about everybody that worked in the
mill? They just stopped trying for work. So what
happened to the town? This is it. Yeah. Like,
so the mill's there and the mill's still there,
just no one works there. What the fuck? It's
just collapsed this whole town because one bloke
died. Yeah. I like. when you'd hear from people
from the Appalachian Mountains and they'd talk
about all this stuff. And some of the folklore
is pretty unique. Oh, yeah. Like if you hear
your name being called, don't answer. Mimic.
You know, you hear a baby crying, don't go looking
for it, like all this kind of weird shit. And
in that hell yeah, they hear what they thought
is a baby crying or maybe somebody that they
talked to. Anyway. Some fucking... What? Have
you ever seen Kung Pao? No. It started Kung Pao.
This baby falls down this mountainside. It's
like... All the way down the bottom. And then
it gets to the bottom and there's this lady pulling
a cart and she goes, oh, so cute. Bye -bye. And
frozen in. What the fuck? Ah, completely random
and off topic, but anyway. It wasn't. The baby
crying. Shut up. Yeah, and just all these different
things. Like every now and then I'll get a reel
from like this person that's talking about how
a tree disappears and how the tree isn't a tree
in the fucking Appalachian Mountains and fucking.
No. So cute. Bye -bye. Yeah. Pretty wild place.
That's kind of the corner that I haven't done
in the States is, like, fucking New York, Chicago,
the northeast. You haven't been to New York.
No, I've been to New York. Right, okay. But from
that point is I've been up to Boston and fucking
the Hamptons and stuff like that. But, like,
there's this. The fucking Hamptons. We go all
the way up to them. Don't bite your fingers.
Oh, no. That wouldn't be like Willem Dafoe. So.
The first time we went to the States, we fly
into New York, drive four hours to Boston, didn't
realise, you know, how long it was going to take.
So we were up in Boston a couple of days and
then we go another, I think it's another like
fucking half hour or hour. Four hours to New
York from Boston, isn't it? Yeah. I think it's
another like fucking, like a drive. I think it's
another hour to the Hamptons. Right. Or was the
Hamptons on the way back? Hamptons might have
been on the way back. Anyway, you go to the Hamptons,
you hear about the Hamptons. Yeah. Flash place,
they've got wineries, fucking all the rich folk
up there and stuff like that. We go up there
and like, yeah, it's a nice place and whatnot.
And the motel we stay at is like mid -level,
not the shittest, not the best, whatever. We're
obviously not paying big bucks to stay there.
But we stayed at this one place and they must
have been shooting a porno. next door, two doors
down or whatever, through the vent, all you hear
is just hours. That's sick. Just straight. Hours?
Hours. And it's just monotonous. And, like, this
is, like. Did you, like, surely didn't do the
stunt call? It was just the eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
just constant. And it was, like, this is fucking
boring. Like, to begin with, I was, like, oh,
you know, might be a little bit randy listening
to this. And after a while you're just like,
ugh. Fucking finish it up, mate. Yeah. No good.
I don't like, everybody's like, oh, you know,
you're going to make left me for hours. Fuck
off. 45 minutes, half hour if I'm lucky, put
me to sleep. It's like, and you could tell when
they were swapping scenes because they'd just
stop and just start again. Like, cunts. Fluffer
is mount up. Yeah. No good. Anyway. That was
my story about them. Yeah. Suck that cock. There
was no dialogue. There was just fucking bullshit.
There was no broken printers, no nothing. No.
Fucking story. The people need to just stop it.
They need to put a story in this shit. But, yeah,
New England and, like, which is where the witch
is based and the Appalachians and stuff like
that. I would really like to explore that. I
think, so that Ghost Hunters show I was telling
you about, Jason is the bald -haired fella, I
think, and the other fella, Grant. who ended
up leaving it before it finished and whatnot.
He actually had a motel that he bought up there
after he left the show. Oh, yeah, right. And
it's supposed to be haunted. I'd like to check
that out. Of course it is. It's supposed to be.
Look, I want to believe in shit. Yeah. I'd love
to know that after I shuffle off this mortal
coil and it doesn't just end. I want to shake
some chains, motherfucker. I'd be fine if it
did end. I'm fucking pretty tired anyway. I deserve
a rest, man. I deserve a rest. But if there is
stuff after, cool. Yeah. I deserve a rest, man,
so I need to have a sleep. Anyone tries to wake
me up, fucking hell to pay. On that note, we
might end it there. Okay. Go on. No. It's all
you, buddy. Thanks for joining us on this installment
of How I Met Your Mother. This isn't How I Met
Your Mother. Shut the fuck up. Fuck off. What?
Yeah. Thanks for joining us on this installment
of You're a Dog. Stop it. That took me so long.
Sorry. Stop laughing. We've got another card.
I could sit here for hours. An hour and 45 minutes.
45 minutes, yeah. Yeah. Thanks for joining us,
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