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From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name's Stretch.

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And I'm Clint, and this is Prevailing Strange.

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This installment of Prevailing Strange is what

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we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we go

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over some of the topics that we've previously

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touched on and go wherever the tangents take

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us. And I would have done that better, but Clint's

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laughing at me. So Willem Dafoe's big dick, right?

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Okay. Okay. So he did a movie called The Antichrist

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a couple of years back. Now, there's scenes in

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that where he gets handjobs. It's a very sexually

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driven movie. So much nudity. They had to get

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a body double in because it was too off -putting

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the size of his member. Now, everybody. Google

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Willem Dafoe's wang. Holy shit, dude. Packing.

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Halfway to his knees on a softie. This bloke's

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packing, bro. Surely he's not a grower. If he

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is, if he's a grower, holy shit. Now, I told

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you to watch Tom Segura's Bad Thoughts. Have

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you watched it yet? No, no. Okay. There's a thing

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in Tom Segura's Bad Thoughts. Where he goes to

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a gym and he has this shot and his penis keeps

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getting bigger. Right. It gets to a point where

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he's having sex with this chick and she's like,

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nope, nope, fuck that shit. Fuck that. You're

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going to split me. No, fuck off. Yuck. And then

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she gets off half midway through and just walks

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off and leaves him there. That's what I imagine

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Willem Dafoe's got. Like he walks in, takes off

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his clothes and just goes. Like that. Like he.

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Hey, darling, the block splitter broke. Don't

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worry, though. Just start splitting wood with

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his wang. It's ridiculous. And then I seen Conor

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McGregor's bendy wang yesterday, and I'm like,

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I'm going to make Ali a T -shirt. When Chris

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Evans – can you remember when Chris Evans accidentally

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shared a picture of his penis? I made Ali a mug

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with Chris Evans' penis on it for Christmas.

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Yeah. I'm going to make her a T -shirt with Conor

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McGregor's on there. The front's going to be

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him standing there, and then the back one's going

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to be him doing weights with it. It's going to

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be hilarious. I fucking love that fucking Iggy

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Azalea fucking. It's not Iggy Azalea, you dig

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it? No, what was her name? No, Azalea Banks.

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Sorry. Azalea Banks fucking just flamed him.

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Yeah, dude. It's so good. Do you think that's

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going to impress her? Please. She's seen Willem

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Dafoe. What did she call him, a sunburned potato

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farmer or something? Yeah, yeah. Dude, everyone

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see Willem Dafoe's. You're not getting impressed

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by anything anyone's showing you. God damn, it's

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massive, dude. Like massive, halfway to his knee.

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All right, mate, all right. I believe you. I'm

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going to show you a picture of him. No, you're

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not. I'll go to my recent search. Save folder.

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Dude. Now, you're probably going to laugh because

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you're probably a massive man yourself because

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you're seven and a half foot tall. So that means

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you've got like a six foot long penis. Look at

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the fucking size of that thing, dude. It's just

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hanging. There's him just dancing around with

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it. Look at it just swinging, breaking kneecaps.

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Have a look at that thing. Dude looks fucking

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old there. It looks like old footage. Dude. Fucking

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Jesus Christ. I'm probably going to cut this

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whole conversation out. See, they had to cut

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the sound out of it. But they had to get dead

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set a stunt cock in there because everybody was

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so off put by it. Now you think about it, right?

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Like that's a scene in that movie. Yeah. Legit.

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That's in After Christ. Now. Now, how would you

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feel? G'day, mate. We need you to come in and

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do a scene for Willem Dafoe. Okay, sure. Yeah,

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what is it? Well, he's getting a handjob in this

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scene and his penis is just too large and we

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think that you'd be perfect for the scene. What

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do you mean? Well, we need a smaller penis. That's

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the worst. Imagine putting that on your resume.

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Stunt cock for Willem Dafoe. Fucking hell. What

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do you mean? What do you mean he's like doing

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backflips with her? No, no, no. We just need

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something to stand in so it's not as off -putting

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for the female characters. My time to shine.

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Fucking hell. Give me a joke. I just did. Okay,

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I'll get a joke for you. I'm going to have to

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delete that from my search history because I

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keep looking at it. Keep looking at it. So delete.

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Okay. So I had a good joke. Right. But this is

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the one I'm landing with for the week. Okay.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic

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to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit,

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what's your blood type? I'm probably a typo,

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said the rabbit. I got it. He's going to be a

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rabbi. I got it. Typo. Oh, that's such a good

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joke. I see it in the laughter. Get it? Wow.

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I'm not going to tell you any of my awesome jokes

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from now on. What is Norway? Put barcodes on

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their ships. So they can scan the Navy in. Scan

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the Navy in. You're just fucking being bitter,

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cunt. You got another one? You're a fucking jerk.

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I'm going to have to cut that out. That was a

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good one. No, don't you dare cut that out. Don't

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you dare cut that out. Come on. You didn't laugh

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at it? Yeah, I did. I'm just not letting it show.

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Yeah, I know. You didn't laugh at mine. I did

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laugh. Yeah, sure. Come on. You just fucking

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deadpan that one. You killed it. Yeah, I know.

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Go again. How does Jesus make his tea? I don't

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know. He brews it. You're a fucking dog. You

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bruise it. Nice. I like it. Hebrew. This is like

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a Kiwi making coffee. Hebrew. Hebrew. I know.

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Hebrew. You got another one? No, I'm going to

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fucking wait for you to tell me. No, I haven't

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got another one. You haven't got another one?

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No. I'm not going to tell you anymore because

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you're going to be a jerk about it. I'm not.

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Tell me more. Well, I led with my two best ones.

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Did you? You fucking dickhead. You're just going

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to deadpan all these, aren't you? No. Go. Come

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on. Let's go. You can't change the weather on

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Everest, but you can climb it. That was terrible.

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And I want to laugh so much my bum hole's puckering.

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It was good. I like it. You can climb it. Come

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on. I've got to fucking make you laugh. Why is

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Santa's sack so full? Don't know. Because he

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only comes once a year. I knew it was coming.

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Just like he does. I like it. Well, you got no

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more. Come on. Well, you didn't laugh at any

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other ones. I can't post them. I still got a

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sore cheek. That's what you get. I'm just going

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to keep telling you jokes until you laugh. You

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wanker. Okay. Have you heard about the Cyclops

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brothers that are blind? No. No, they have eyes.

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They could have eyes. Well, they don't. They're

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blind. They wouldn't be psychop brothers, would

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they? They'd be non -eyed brothers. You silly

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sausage. When is a car no longer a car? I don't

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know. When it turns into a driveway. That's a

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good one. I like that. Fuck yes. That was probably

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the best joke I've heard today. That was good.

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I'm fucking getting sweaty. Dude, you've got

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no idea how hard it is to try to deadpan a joke.

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All you want to do is laugh. Leave the deadpan

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to me, dude. No, I should get credit for that.

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Imagine Willem Dafoe. He couldn't whack off under

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a table. So is that all you've got for me? No,

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I've got more. Oh, fuck. Come on, man. Fucking

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laugh cunt. I have been. Inside. What does a

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house wear? I don't know. A dress. Oh. Shit,

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I know. It's not there. The shit ones are the

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best ones. Oh, fuck off. It's all the best ones.

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Oh, give me a drink. Okay. A fucking please wouldn't

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go astray, mate. Fucking please laugh at my jokes.

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I did. Yeah. Oi. So you were talking about Planet

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America, Captain Planet, the other day, right?

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Mm -hmm. Now, there's a bloke named Boss Logic.

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Do you follow him on Instagram? I don't, but

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I've seen some of his stuff. When it comes to

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fan posters, and he's actually done a lot more,

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he's actually getting a lot more involved with

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Marvel and Disney now. He's an Australian fella,

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and he's actually getting a lot more traction

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because if he does it, a lot of people are paying

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attention to what he's doing in that sort of

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sphere. He'd done a group of posters for just

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movies that he'd like to see. So he'd done a

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Captain Planet poster, a Biker Miles from Mars

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poster, a Gargoyles poster, and a Street Sharks

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poster. They're cool. Now, I would love to see

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all of those come to the big screen. And not

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entirely just as an animated show. Like, live

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action would be great, man. Yeah. I know, you

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know, trying to explain Street Sharks or Biker

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Miles from Mars is a bit difficult, but... Who

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the hell cares? Like, I mean, before Marvel was

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Marvel, like, not many people were into it. Like,

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who knows? Not at all. Anthropomorphic fucking

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half fucking mutant animal creatures might be

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the next big thing. You never know. Yeah. Well,

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dude, before Blade, Marvel was going bankrupt.

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Yeah. Without Blade, we wouldn't have Marvel

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at all. Yeah, that's right. They were cactus.

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I think these properties, man. Especially in

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the world we're in now where people just want

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to escape this shit. Because let's face it, it's

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fucking going to hell in a handbasket. What's

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going on over in the States and all that fucking

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garbage is just... You don't know what you're

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going to get from one day to the next. So, yeah,

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give us something from our childhood that's going

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to make us smile and happy. Yeah, fuck it up.

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Give us some sort of escape. And that's why people

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love going to the movies, dude. That's pretty

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funny, but... The reason, I don't know who even

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owns those rights to those shows anymore because

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a lot of those movies were driven by the toy

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sales. Yes. They were toys before they became

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shows and shit like that. Kind of like Transformers,

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but Transformers went fucking crazy. It did,

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yeah. Whether Hasbro has them, has the rights

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to them, you'd think, I mean Hasbro. I know Hasbro's

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still got Transformers and they've got G .I.

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Joe as well. Yeah. Which is always, it's always

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done me, like, why the hell, you had Nest and

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all that in the first Transformers movie and

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Section 7. If you had all them, why didn't they

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have G .I. Joe's in it? And I know they brought

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it in in the later movies. Yeah. That's a crossover

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that needs to happen. Yeah. Do a Marvel, build

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a universe, put them all in it. Yes, dude. Do

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a Hasbro universe. Why the hell not? Yeah. Could

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you imagine, you know, the fucking Transformers

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show themselves for the first time on Earth?

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And the people who respond are G .I. Joe. Exactly

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right. I don't know why it hasn't happened yet

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because that universe is there ready to flush

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out. Even like, you know, a mask movie. Yeah.

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Remember that cartoon from back in the day? Yeah.

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Don't just keep rebooting. And Rachel said this

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thing to me the other day. Instead of rebooting

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movies that. Had a great following in that. Why

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don't you do reboot movies that were shit that

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could be good? Yeah. If they had the budget or

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they had the writers or they had the directors

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or they, you know, something like that. And then

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I was thinking to myself, oh, yeah, like Fifth

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Element. And then I'm like, did you ever read

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into Fifth Element? Jesus Christ, it made me

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sad. What do you mean? Dude, it blows me. That

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Luke Besson fellow. Yeah. Creep. Oh, yeah. Creep.

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Yeah. I get what you mean, yeah. I'm like, what?

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Yeah, he was a creep, dude. And it's like, I

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was having this conversation in the teddy shop

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the other day. Everyone bags on me because I

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love Friends. Friends is one of the greatest

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TV shows that's ever been crowned. Fight me.

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And they'll go, oh, Friends, they're all just

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terrible people. I'm like, what's your comedy?

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oh, you know, Seinfeld, blah, blah, blah. I'm

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like, dude, you know that he was 39 and he picked

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up his 17 -year -old girlfriend from high school?

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They technically weren't dating until the 80s.

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I don't give a shit. I know. I know. It's pretty

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rough. All right. And then you had Kramer. Yeah,

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went on the racist fucking rant. And, you know,

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everyone goes, oh, everyone he friends was a

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bad person. Not really. Yeah, I don't know. I

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don't know them personally. Ross was a whinger.

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Oh, you mean the characters? The characters,

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yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, they're all fucking

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shitty, but, you know, whatever. Yeah. Still

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one of the best shows ever made. It's still pretty

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funny. It's a comfort watch. And Scrubs. I love

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Scrubs. He's like, yeah, I like Scrubs too. And

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I'm like, have you ever watched Scrubs, have

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you? He's like, yeah, why? And I'm like, every

00:15:47.379 --> 00:15:50.799
single person in that show is terrible. They're

00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:53.600
shitty people, except for Carla Esposito. Yeah.

00:15:55.220 --> 00:15:58.980
Dr. Cox is one of the most toxic men ever on

00:15:58.980 --> 00:16:02.019
TV. J .D. is one of the most manipulative pieces

00:16:02.019 --> 00:16:05.879
of shit ever fucking created. Yeah, they're all

00:16:05.879 --> 00:16:11.820
terrible people. It's funny how who was the dude

00:16:11.820 --> 00:16:16.279
that acted as the cleaner guy, the janitor? Yeah.

00:16:16.600 --> 00:16:18.480
He was only meant to be in it for like three

00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:21.440
episodes. One episode. He was only meant to be

00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:24.299
a bit part and they just let him run with the

00:16:24.299 --> 00:16:28.889
lines and then he never had a script. Throughout

00:16:28.889 --> 00:16:30.990
the entire show. He didn't need one. No. Just

00:16:30.990 --> 00:16:33.190
went in there and fucking tore ass. Killed it.

00:16:33.789 --> 00:16:36.269
Absolutely killed it. Yeah. Still one of my favorite

00:16:36.269 --> 00:16:39.129
characters on the telly today. Yeah. And then

00:16:39.129 --> 00:16:43.029
he got like the Todd. Bloke runs around in a

00:16:43.029 --> 00:16:45.929
banana hammock all week just slapping people

00:16:45.929 --> 00:16:48.210
on the ass and shit. He's toxic. He would get

00:16:48.210 --> 00:16:52.509
arrested in a heartbeat. Bob Kelso. Holy shit.

00:16:52.549 --> 00:16:54.610
That bloke would have been strung up by his ball

00:16:54.610 --> 00:16:58.940
sack. Yeah. Yeah, people that hate on Friends,

00:16:59.019 --> 00:17:01.779
they need to be stabbed. Never hate on kind of

00:17:01.779 --> 00:17:05.220
shit like that. Like, it might not be your favourite,

00:17:05.359 --> 00:17:09.140
but there's no reason to hate on it. I went through

00:17:09.140 --> 00:17:11.920
a bit of a tough time probably about 13 years

00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:14.880
ago, and one thing that actually fucking helped

00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:16.859
and brought me out of it was Friends. That and

00:17:16.859 --> 00:17:20.099
How I Met Your Mother. Yeah. And they're still

00:17:20.099 --> 00:17:23.099
a comfort watch. Oh, yeah. I'll still watch Friends

00:17:23.099 --> 00:17:25.049
at least once a year. I'm not the type of person

00:17:25.049 --> 00:17:27.309
to re -watch it, so I don't do that. Maybe if

00:17:27.309 --> 00:17:29.369
you re -watched Aquaman, you'd actually know

00:17:29.369 --> 00:17:33.089
how good of a movie it is. Balls. No. There's

00:17:33.089 --> 00:17:36.329
none in it, so you won't get disappointed. Do

00:17:36.329 --> 00:17:40.829
you know who's in it, though? Willem Dafoe. Big

00:17:40.829 --> 00:17:43.390
Dick Man. Big Dick Man. You can actually see

00:17:43.390 --> 00:17:46.369
his penis in it in that movie. It swims past

00:17:46.369 --> 00:17:48.930
the camera like 13 minutes in. It looks like

00:17:48.930 --> 00:17:50.769
a blue whale, but it's actually him swimming

00:17:50.769 --> 00:17:56.359
through the ocean. Willem Dafoe's dick. Yeah,

00:17:56.359 --> 00:18:00.160
but Aquaman's sick. No. Look, you said the other

00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:04.160
day, and you even said, I think I need to rewatch

00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:08.940
it because I can't remember it being good. Mortal

00:18:08.940 --> 00:18:13.500
Kombat. True, true, true, true, true. I remember

00:18:13.500 --> 00:18:16.619
I liked a lot of it. But you can't remember it,

00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:21.240
can you? No. So if you go rewatch Aquaman. and

00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:22.920
then come back and tell me about it next week.

00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:25.859
It might change your perspective. It'd be a scathing

00:18:25.859 --> 00:18:28.200
view. No, you're not there to scathe it. Oh,

00:18:28.200 --> 00:18:32.579
man, it was trash. Go in with fresh eyes. Forget

00:18:32.579 --> 00:18:34.980
the speech bubbles under the water. I had fresh

00:18:34.980 --> 00:18:36.559
eyes when I saw it the first time. I knew it

00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:39.119
sucked balls. No, you didn't. You went in there

00:18:39.119 --> 00:18:42.980
with your tinted goggles on and you wanted to

00:18:42.980 --> 00:18:46.220
hate it. I liked Aquaman. I liked him. I liked

00:18:46.220 --> 00:18:48.039
the character. I knew you liked it. I liked him.

00:18:48.160 --> 00:18:49.700
I knew you liked it. I wanted to like the movie.

00:18:50.039 --> 00:18:53.680
And I didn't. I didn't because they fucked it.

00:18:54.039 --> 00:18:57.299
What part did they fuck? And you can't just say

00:18:57.299 --> 00:18:58.720
the costumes because they look like they were

00:18:58.720 --> 00:19:00.019
made from paper mache and I threw it at your

00:19:00.019 --> 00:19:01.660
printer. Okay, I won't say that because you already

00:19:01.660 --> 00:19:04.900
said that. The fact that it went way too campy.

00:19:08.220 --> 00:19:09.940
Elaborate. Speech bubbles. Well, I mean, just

00:19:09.940 --> 00:19:13.400
like it went for the fucking, the funnies way

00:19:13.400 --> 00:19:18.960
too much. Like the character had quips in. In

00:19:18.960 --> 00:19:21.500
Justice League. Okay, I'm with you. I think they

00:19:21.500 --> 00:19:23.420
should have steered away from the comedy a bit

00:19:23.420 --> 00:19:25.960
more. The whole thing was fucking basically a

00:19:25.960 --> 00:19:28.460
comedy with some action. It should have been

00:19:28.460 --> 00:19:31.779
an action with some comedy, like he was in fucking

00:19:31.779 --> 00:19:34.980
Justice League. And especially being as hard

00:19:34.980 --> 00:19:38.799
-ass as Jason Momoa looks, lean into that darker.

00:19:39.539 --> 00:19:43.849
Him fucking bottle of fucking bourbon. shirt

00:19:43.849 --> 00:19:45.730
off fucking walking out of the fucking Pebble

00:19:45.730 --> 00:19:47.589
Beach or into the fucking Pebble Beach, whatever

00:19:47.589 --> 00:19:50.210
the fuck. It wasn't an Aquaman. I know. It should

00:19:50.210 --> 00:19:52.569
have been. What, him littering in the ocean?

00:19:52.829 --> 00:19:55.650
Oh, let's put some broken glass in for the fish

00:19:55.650 --> 00:19:58.710
to swallow, shall we? I'm saying that tone, that

00:19:58.710 --> 00:20:03.049
tone of him, of what the character was, set up

00:20:03.049 --> 00:20:05.910
in Justice League and then brought low by its

00:20:05.910 --> 00:20:09.509
own fucking avarice. I cannot believe that you

00:20:09.509 --> 00:20:12.500
want to see some fish choke on glass. Haven't

00:20:12.500 --> 00:20:14.460
they been through enough? You're a fucking wanker.

00:20:14.460 --> 00:20:17.720
Get over it. That was one thing I hated in that.

00:20:17.799 --> 00:20:19.460
When he smashed the glass, I'm like, that's fucking

00:20:19.460 --> 00:20:22.200
littering. It was littering. And that's the thing.

00:20:22.220 --> 00:20:24.220
You should never drink with glass near a pool.

00:20:24.440 --> 00:20:26.019
Do you want to know why? Because you can't see

00:20:26.019 --> 00:20:30.859
glass in the water. There you go. I just poked

00:20:30.859 --> 00:20:33.420
holes in your entire argument. You fucking did.

00:20:34.059 --> 00:20:36.839
You whinged about fucking broken glass, you pansy.

00:20:36.839 --> 00:20:38.180
Do you know what I loved about the second one?

00:20:38.619 --> 00:20:41.940
That they replaced 90 % of Amber Turd with a

00:20:41.940 --> 00:20:48.900
fucking octopus. I was like, fuck yes. Fuck that

00:20:48.900 --> 00:20:52.039
bitch. Would have been funny if you shit on the

00:20:52.039 --> 00:20:55.480
octopus's pillow. I've seen she's still trying

00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:58.019
to make movies and she's out there just adopting

00:20:58.019 --> 00:21:01.279
kids left, right and centre. Just give it up,

00:21:01.299 --> 00:21:04.319
bro. Give it up. So I was telling you last week

00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:07.549
about that YouTube show that I watched. No, you

00:21:07.549 --> 00:21:09.089
weren't. That I couldn't remember the name of

00:21:09.089 --> 00:21:10.690
when I was talking about the Stanley and stuff?

00:21:11.009 --> 00:21:13.309
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hellier. This is what

00:21:13.309 --> 00:21:19.049
it's called. Hellier or Hellier? Hellier. H -E

00:21:19.049 --> 00:21:22.089
-L -L -I -E -R. And that's on YouTube? It's on

00:21:22.089 --> 00:21:25.269
YouTube, yeah. Okay. That's the ghost hunter

00:21:25.269 --> 00:21:28.369
when he stayed at the Stanley, yeah? No. So two

00:21:28.369 --> 00:21:31.109
of them that they get on to help with them are

00:21:31.109 --> 00:21:34.849
ghost hunters. Ol' Mate has a channel called

00:21:34.849 --> 00:21:39.200
Planet Weird. Okay. Yeah, and he does lots of

00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:41.539
different stuff, him and his wife. Is that literally

00:21:41.539 --> 00:21:44.180
the name of the YouTube clip I should be watching

00:21:44.180 --> 00:21:45.640
or is that the name of the channel? So Hellier

00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:49.700
is a two -season fucking documentary that they've

00:21:49.700 --> 00:21:52.440
produced. Right. You can buy it on DVD. It's

00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:55.000
like they put a bit of money into it and the

00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:59.839
production. Pretty good. But, yeah, it starts

00:21:59.839 --> 00:22:03.940
off with because this guy does conventions and

00:22:03.940 --> 00:22:06.910
he's all around the traps and whatnot. I forget

00:22:06.910 --> 00:22:09.869
the name of the fella. And he gets this email

00:22:09.869 --> 00:22:13.630
from a fella in Hellier. Hellier's a town in

00:22:13.630 --> 00:22:16.410
the Appalachian Mountains. Fuck that place. Yeah.

00:22:16.769 --> 00:22:22.109
And he's had like kind of like, do you know about

00:22:22.109 --> 00:22:28.130
the Kellyville Hopkins Goblins? Like a whole

00:22:28.130 --> 00:22:31.650
kind of thing that went on. Kellyville was a

00:22:31.650 --> 00:22:34.970
place. Anyway, they talked about how this family

00:22:34.970 --> 00:22:41.660
in. or Hopkins or whatever it is, were besieged

00:22:41.660 --> 00:22:45.460
by goblin -like entities overnight. Yeah, right.

00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:49.259
Anyway, so this guy kind of has a very similar

00:22:49.259 --> 00:22:53.359
story about this house that he got from his dad,

00:22:53.500 --> 00:22:56.619
I think that's how the story goes, in Hellier.

00:22:56.700 --> 00:22:59.380
It was a small town. He has nothing to do with

00:22:59.380 --> 00:23:01.200
these people there, but he went there and some

00:23:01.200 --> 00:23:04.119
weird shit happened. So I'll message him back.

00:23:04.649 --> 00:23:07.930
It's like, oh, they're kind of interested. Anyway,

00:23:08.089 --> 00:23:10.569
it goes down this whole fucking rabbit hole and

00:23:10.569 --> 00:23:14.990
they follow the leads there. Old mate stops talking

00:23:14.990 --> 00:23:17.609
to them. They're like, that's kind of fucking

00:23:17.609 --> 00:23:20.930
weird. They find a place that they think is the

00:23:20.930 --> 00:23:24.349
house. They go to this town, Hellier, and nobody

00:23:24.349 --> 00:23:26.289
wants anything to do with them. They kind of

00:23:26.289 --> 00:23:29.130
get run out of town. That's it. And then there's

00:23:29.130 --> 00:23:34.019
this whole fucking, yeah. Whole kind of whirlwind

00:23:34.019 --> 00:23:37.880
and fucking down this rabbit hole to coincidences

00:23:37.880 --> 00:23:42.640
tied into, like, it's like they're grasping at

00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:46.579
straws for a lot of things. But it's like, is

00:23:46.579 --> 00:23:49.440
this, it could be interesting. Yep. I don't know.

00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:53.200
It was a thing. I watched it. It was, I don't

00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:55.380
know. It's really hard to explain about it. Yeah,

00:23:55.400 --> 00:23:57.759
right. But it's worth watching. Good production

00:23:57.759 --> 00:24:01.279
for a fucking YouTube show. See, and this is

00:24:01.279 --> 00:24:04.299
the thing, like. YouTube channels these days

00:24:04.299 --> 00:24:06.059
have got big budgets by now, man. They spend

00:24:06.059 --> 00:24:08.099
a shit tonne of money on some of these things.

00:24:10.500 --> 00:24:20.339
There's a bloke who I've been watching. There's

00:24:20.339 --> 00:24:26.319
a bloke on TikTok. His name's Shiloh underscore

00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:32.630
WWE. Rachel's been showing me this dude. Over

00:24:32.630 --> 00:24:35.150
the last couple of months, he bought a pair of

00:24:35.150 --> 00:24:37.430
boots off the dark web. Is this the wrestler?

00:24:37.690 --> 00:24:39.990
Mm -hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched him with

00:24:39.990 --> 00:24:42.609
the whole gnome saga. Did you watch that? No.

00:24:43.609 --> 00:24:48.269
Let's give our listeners a fucking background

00:24:48.269 --> 00:24:50.769
on this dude. So he bought a pair of boots off

00:24:50.769 --> 00:24:53.130
the dark web. So he bought these pair of boots,

00:24:53.190 --> 00:24:55.150
and they were off a bloke called the Bootman.

00:24:56.029 --> 00:24:59.779
Now, the Bootman sends you these boots. The reason

00:24:59.779 --> 00:25:01.519
why these boots are getting sold on the dark

00:25:01.519 --> 00:25:04.200
web because they've been used in a crime. He

00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:06.059
gets a pair of leather boots that have blood

00:25:06.059 --> 00:25:08.500
all over them. There's blood splatter everywhere.

00:25:08.759 --> 00:25:11.500
Tests them on the luminol, luminates with blood.

00:25:13.160 --> 00:25:16.400
Gets a video and it shows how the blood got on

00:25:16.400 --> 00:25:20.200
the boots. And then there's a letter and there's

00:25:20.200 --> 00:25:23.339
like a little code in the video where you have

00:25:23.339 --> 00:25:25.619
to send another pair of boots that were used

00:25:25.619 --> 00:25:27.859
in a crime that have blood on them back to the

00:25:27.859 --> 00:25:33.059
boot man. Oh, man. This whole series, dude, compounds

00:25:33.059 --> 00:25:34.940
and gets worse and worse and working darker and

00:25:34.940 --> 00:25:36.700
darker and darker. Eventually, he pulls the boots

00:25:36.700 --> 00:25:39.539
apart. In the heel, there's fucking trackers

00:25:39.539 --> 00:25:44.339
in the heel of the boot. And he's like, what

00:25:44.339 --> 00:25:47.740
am I going to do? Like, what do I do? And then

00:25:47.740 --> 00:25:51.559
he pulls the tracker apart and he pulls the SIM

00:25:51.559 --> 00:25:53.240
card out of it and then he gets in contact with

00:25:53.240 --> 00:25:55.160
the number on the SIM card and he starts texting

00:25:55.160 --> 00:25:57.319
the boot man. He goes, you have no idea what

00:25:57.319 --> 00:26:01.180
you've done. You have no idea. We know where

00:26:01.180 --> 00:26:04.200
you are. Yeah. We know who you are. We've been

00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:07.119
watching you on TikTok. Send us a pair of boots.

00:26:08.380 --> 00:26:12.619
What the fuck, dude, would you do? So I come

00:26:12.619 --> 00:26:16.099
across this guy maybe 12 months ago when I found

00:26:16.099 --> 00:26:20.339
out about the gnoming. I haven't heard about

00:26:20.339 --> 00:26:24.400
that. So you go onto the dark web and it's this

00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:29.589
service provided in America. where you have somebody

00:26:29.589 --> 00:26:32.049
you don't like or somebody you want to fuck around

00:26:32.049 --> 00:26:34.910
with and there's different levels you can pay

00:26:34.910 --> 00:26:38.569
and pretty much they will gnome their house.

00:26:39.849 --> 00:26:43.230
So he's like, I think this was his first kind

00:26:43.230 --> 00:26:45.029
of stint into the dark web and stuff. He's like,

00:26:45.089 --> 00:26:48.750
I'm going to gnome myself. So he pays to gnome

00:26:48.750 --> 00:26:52.549
himself and somebody in the area fucking starts

00:26:52.549 --> 00:26:55.829
leaving gnomes behind. And it starts off really

00:26:55.829 --> 00:26:58.970
small, like fucking garden gnomes and shit. And

00:26:58.970 --> 00:27:03.289
then he gets left ones that are like, you know,

00:27:03.329 --> 00:27:05.509
like the dancing Santa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind

00:27:05.509 --> 00:27:07.809
of like a gnome like that. But it's saying fucking

00:27:07.809 --> 00:27:12.029
weird shit. They're fucking. Change them. They're

00:27:12.029 --> 00:27:14.250
fucked around with it. And it goes down this

00:27:14.250 --> 00:27:17.789
whole fucking rabbit hole where he keeps fucking

00:27:17.789 --> 00:27:21.299
getting sent shit. And they keep telling him

00:27:21.299 --> 00:27:23.279
to go to places and he ends up in the bush in

00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:25.940
fucking nowhere. And there's this whole fucking

00:27:25.940 --> 00:27:29.559
like Christmas set up with fucking solar lights

00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:31.619
and shit just in the middle of fucking nowhere.

00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:34.980
And he's out there and he's like, this is fucking

00:27:34.980 --> 00:27:37.799
weird, man. There's nobody around and he's digging

00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:43.339
up shit. And then he gets on to do that. There's

00:27:43.339 --> 00:27:47.819
some kind of like a chat bot or an AI. Yeah.

00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:53.539
He fucking, they're telling him to fucking, you

00:27:53.539 --> 00:27:57.019
know, build, like, log in and chat, shit like

00:27:57.019 --> 00:27:59.099
that. And he's doing all this stuff where he's

00:27:59.099 --> 00:28:01.619
putting it in and he's like, his dad has a farm

00:28:01.619 --> 00:28:04.200
and he's got a basement and he's shielding it

00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:06.519
and, like, fucking logging in because he's like,

00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:09.440
this is sketchy as. And eventually he ends up,

00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:13.299
like, it wants more, like this fucking AI, and

00:28:13.299 --> 00:28:15.980
he's fucking giving it more. You're not getting

00:28:15.980 --> 00:28:18.910
comfortable, are you? It wants autonomy. So he

00:28:18.910 --> 00:28:21.589
ends up building a fucking ARC car when they

00:28:21.589 --> 00:28:24.470
send him instructions for fucking with a webcam

00:28:24.470 --> 00:28:27.369
on it and it's got a voice modulator and it's

00:28:27.369 --> 00:28:29.430
talking to him. Oh, man, it's a fucking whole

00:28:29.430 --> 00:28:32.930
trip. This guy knows how to reel in an audience.

00:28:33.049 --> 00:28:35.210
If it's fake or if it's real, I don't give a

00:28:35.210 --> 00:28:37.190
shit. It's entertaining as crap. You know he's

00:28:37.190 --> 00:28:39.890
a wrestler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got no tooth

00:28:39.890 --> 00:28:42.250
at the front. He lost the fucking tooth. But

00:28:42.250 --> 00:28:44.509
when he puts his fake one in, fucking handsome

00:28:44.509 --> 00:28:48.829
dude. So hot. He looked like he could be fucking

00:28:48.829 --> 00:28:52.130
Aquaman's younger brother. Yeah, man. Hot as

00:28:52.130 --> 00:28:54.289
shit. But yeah, when he takes that tooth out,

00:28:54.390 --> 00:28:56.410
it looks like he's going to steal your bales

00:28:56.410 --> 00:28:58.029
of hay from your fucking backyard. So I started

00:28:58.029 --> 00:28:59.990
following him before he lost a tooth, before

00:28:59.990 --> 00:29:03.470
he did the wrestling thing. It's a rabbit hole.

00:29:03.609 --> 00:29:07.289
He's got a 20 -minute video on the gnoming thing

00:29:07.289 --> 00:29:09.210
online. You can sit down and watch the whole

00:29:09.210 --> 00:29:13.109
thing. Dude, but that Bootman one, the blood

00:29:13.109 --> 00:29:15.089
in the boots. I'll have to look at that because

00:29:15.089 --> 00:29:19.049
he hasn't popped up on the IG lately, so he must

00:29:19.049 --> 00:29:21.690
have fallen down by the algorithm. Well, there

00:29:21.690 --> 00:29:24.849
was a thing that he uploaded the other day and

00:29:24.849 --> 00:29:27.009
he's like, I'm sorry, but this is the end of

00:29:27.009 --> 00:29:29.950
the Bootman series. I can't do anymore. I'm done

00:29:29.950 --> 00:29:34.829
with this. And like I said, if it isn't real

00:29:34.829 --> 00:29:38.009
and it's just him writing this and making a series

00:29:38.009 --> 00:29:40.829
out of it for views and shit, Mate. Well done.

00:29:41.009 --> 00:29:44.529
Yeah, tip of the hat because it is – it's good.

00:29:44.730 --> 00:29:47.970
Yeah, right. But I did see that – and this is

00:29:47.970 --> 00:29:51.069
the thing. Like, to me, he's a content creator.

00:29:53.089 --> 00:29:57.089
The – and let's face it. It wouldn't be hard

00:29:57.089 --> 00:29:59.470
to find him if he was actually in danger from

00:29:59.470 --> 00:30:02.309
the boot, man. Yeah. It's all over social media.

00:30:03.109 --> 00:30:04.509
You've just got to go to one of his wrestling

00:30:04.509 --> 00:30:07.029
events. I'm sorry I keep tapping it. I can lift

00:30:07.029 --> 00:30:08.410
your microphone up or something. I'll keep your

00:30:08.410 --> 00:30:12.599
hands away. For fuck's sake. Is that better?

00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:15.960
No, I can't see your face now. Why that? You're

00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:19.819
not John Laws. Who's that? Fucking golden microphone

00:30:19.819 --> 00:30:22.140
dickhead. I don't know. I don't have a golden

00:30:22.140 --> 00:30:24.339
microphone. It's black. It makes mine bigger.

00:30:26.059 --> 00:30:30.720
I really do like that shit. And I like that YouTube

00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:34.039
is coming out now and they're like, if you're

00:30:34.039 --> 00:30:36.700
not using your own voice or you're using AR content.

00:30:37.339 --> 00:30:38.859
I'm sorry, you're not going to get a monotone.

00:30:39.059 --> 00:30:41.900
Fuck you. I'm all for that. There's so many,

00:30:42.099 --> 00:30:44.500
especially because we started this whole thing

00:30:44.500 --> 00:30:48.420
up. AI trailers, bro. Not just trailers. I get

00:30:48.420 --> 00:30:51.859
all these kind of suggested kind of shit on my

00:30:51.859 --> 00:30:55.420
YouTube related to this channel on how you can

00:30:55.420 --> 00:30:59.720
make faceless fucking content and shit like that.

00:30:59.859 --> 00:31:04.660
It's just all AI driven. I mean, yeah, sure.

00:31:05.470 --> 00:31:07.529
Kind of cool to be able to kind of generate that

00:31:07.529 --> 00:31:09.529
kind of income by doing shit like that. It's

00:31:09.529 --> 00:31:11.950
easy, but that's fucking bullshit. Let people

00:31:11.950 --> 00:31:16.250
kind of have a go. In that vein, Rachel sent

00:31:16.250 --> 00:31:18.630
me this thing the other day. Let me get it off

00:31:18.630 --> 00:31:26.130
for you. So it's this. The page is called Gossip

00:31:26.130 --> 00:31:30.130
Goblin on Instagram, and he's just done all this

00:31:30.130 --> 00:31:33.430
sort of stuff, right? So it's a story, and it's

00:31:33.430 --> 00:31:36.140
dubbed over. And it's like you've sold your soul

00:31:36.140 --> 00:31:41.059
to the AI machine. But it's all imagery like

00:31:41.059 --> 00:31:43.519
that. Now, I like that because that's actually

00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:46.920
fucking sickening. Yeah, it's pretty fucking

00:31:46.920 --> 00:31:49.759
wild. It's confronting. I do follow a couple

00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:55.119
of content creators who are obviously, they're

00:31:55.119 --> 00:31:58.220
writing the stuff. Yeah. They just don't have

00:31:58.220 --> 00:32:01.759
the ability to create the images. So they use

00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:05.230
an AI for that. That's sick. Yeah. Well, that's

00:32:05.230 --> 00:32:07.990
like that guy there. Yeah. Looks unreal. Or there's

00:32:07.990 --> 00:32:10.509
other ones who, you know, they do their own kind

00:32:10.509 --> 00:32:14.650
of illustrations, but they're not so strong in

00:32:14.650 --> 00:32:18.769
the narrative side. So they've, you know. Like

00:32:18.769 --> 00:32:21.250
it can help fill a hole, but when you're using

00:32:21.250 --> 00:32:23.970
it for the whole thing. Bullshit, yeah. Yeah,

00:32:23.970 --> 00:32:26.190
fuck off. Yeah. Just because you can write some

00:32:26.190 --> 00:32:28.710
words in a prompt doesn't mean you, you know.

00:32:28.789 --> 00:32:32.529
Yeah. I don't mind when you see like the Ghibli

00:32:32.529 --> 00:32:36.309
fucking. versions of certain like pop culture

00:32:36.309 --> 00:32:38.390
fucking shit. I don't mind seeing that kind of

00:32:38.390 --> 00:32:41.269
stuff because like most people don't have the

00:32:41.269 --> 00:32:43.170
time and energy to kind of be able to do that

00:32:43.170 --> 00:32:45.950
shit. But yeah, that's kind of cool. But look,

00:32:46.009 --> 00:32:49.670
the AI trailer fucking phenomenon that's on YouTube

00:32:49.670 --> 00:32:51.910
now, man. Like I get a notification every day,

00:32:51.950 --> 00:32:57.630
oh, check out this Bad Boy 7. It's like, bro,

00:32:57.809 --> 00:33:01.230
come on now. Check out the trailer to this. It's

00:33:01.230 --> 00:33:04.069
like. It only got announced like last week. They

00:33:04.069 --> 00:33:06.349
don't have a trailer for it. Shut up. Yeah. No,

00:33:06.450 --> 00:33:09.049
fake trailers are bullshit. Yeah. And there's

00:33:09.049 --> 00:33:12.210
that many channels on YouTube now. That's all

00:33:12.210 --> 00:33:14.650
they do. Yeah. Fuck off. Yeah, they're just trying

00:33:14.650 --> 00:33:16.970
to fucking get clicks. I've actually been getting

00:33:16.970 --> 00:33:23.670
more into 3D printing YouTube channels. Do you

00:33:23.670 --> 00:33:25.809
see the amount of awesome shit that is made with

00:33:25.809 --> 00:33:29.109
your 3D printer these days? It's got me so...

00:33:29.500 --> 00:33:32.079
It's the next purchase that I'll be making. Yeah.

00:33:32.500 --> 00:33:36.000
He's a good quality 3D printer. Fuck yeah. What's

00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:39.980
he got? Did you see that the paranormal investigator,

00:33:40.420 --> 00:33:45.740
Dan Riviera, who was accompanying the Annabelle

00:33:45.740 --> 00:33:49.859
doll across the States. Carked it. Died unexpectedly

00:33:49.859 --> 00:33:53.940
on the tour. Whilst with the Annabelle doll.

00:33:54.180 --> 00:33:57.480
Yeah. Yeah. No one knows why. No reports yet

00:33:57.480 --> 00:33:59.630
on what happened to him. That's fucking pretty

00:33:59.630 --> 00:34:03.049
gnarly. Yes, sir. You can actually stay in the

00:34:03.049 --> 00:34:06.829
original Annabelle house. Yeah, right. There's

00:34:06.829 --> 00:34:09.110
a bloke who was actually in a Ghost Hunters show.

00:34:09.210 --> 00:34:12.289
Oh, no, sorry. Sam and Colby, the same people

00:34:12.289 --> 00:34:13.610
I was telling you about with the Queen Mary.

00:34:13.809 --> 00:34:16.349
Yeah. So they went and actually stayed in the

00:34:16.349 --> 00:34:19.929
original. Annabelle house, yeah. Not the Annabelle

00:34:19.929 --> 00:34:23.650
house, the Conjuring house. Right, okay. Yeah.

00:34:24.530 --> 00:34:29.380
Yeah, and they do tours. Yeah. Sorry, I had to

00:34:29.380 --> 00:34:31.159
change it again. That's all right. But now look.

00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:34.719
Yeah, I can do it. You have room to move. I do.

00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:38.920
Yeah, oh, man. Would you, if you could? 100%.

00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:41.800
I'll be there in no time. Would you hold me and

00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:45.119
keep me safe? Sure. I mean, I'll go in there

00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:47.219
by myself. Dude, I'll go in there. I'm not going

00:34:47.219 --> 00:34:50.519
to stay for long. I'll get chased out of there

00:34:50.519 --> 00:34:53.480
with poo in my pants, Willem Dafoe's dick in

00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:57.940
my hand. But I'm not staying in there on my own.

00:34:58.329 --> 00:35:01.250
Pussy. No, I am. You've seen how I react with

00:35:01.250 --> 00:35:04.690
it. What was that? Descendant. Descendant. I

00:35:04.690 --> 00:35:06.730
was sitting there like this, watching it protect

00:35:06.730 --> 00:35:09.389
myself from my shoulder. That's not coming out

00:35:09.389 --> 00:35:12.210
to get me. There's scary things out there, dude.

00:35:12.610 --> 00:35:15.010
Like when we leave the shop over nighttime and

00:35:15.010 --> 00:35:17.590
walk out the back with the light blown, scary.

00:35:18.650 --> 00:35:22.250
I'm going to put spotlights out the back. I just

00:35:22.250 --> 00:35:23.369
know if we're going to go out there one day,

00:35:23.409 --> 00:35:24.869
someone's going to jump out and scare me. Yeah,

00:35:24.869 --> 00:35:27.980
maybe. I'm going to cry. There's a fair chance

00:35:27.980 --> 00:35:35.519
I'll cry. But, dude, it was – I don't like being

00:35:35.519 --> 00:35:38.920
scared. I do. But I'm fascinated by shit that

00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:45.300
scares me. Go figure that out. Actually, what

00:35:45.300 --> 00:35:52.300
was I doing yesterday? Oh, yeah. Where I go get

00:35:52.300 --> 00:35:55.659
me physio and me massage is done. There's a bloke

00:35:55.659 --> 00:35:58.199
in Mayfield. His name is Mr. Meyer. Fucking goat

00:35:58.199 --> 00:35:59.880
when it comes to figuring out my shoulder, dude.

00:35:59.940 --> 00:36:01.300
Like, I've had a lot of trouble with this shoulder

00:36:01.300 --> 00:36:07.059
for years. And, like, there's a lot of times

00:36:07.059 --> 00:36:09.380
where it freezes up and I can't even move it

00:36:09.380 --> 00:36:11.460
past the horizontal. And, like, that's about

00:36:11.460 --> 00:36:13.639
as high as I can go. But, dude, after seeing

00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:16.920
him just once, I get all this range of motion

00:36:16.920 --> 00:36:20.119
back. He's absolutely unreal. Mr. Meyer. You've

00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:24.400
got to get a scene. A real cinephile as well.

00:36:24.539 --> 00:36:25.960
So when we were in there, we'd just talk about

00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:29.039
movies and shit that we've seen. Yeah. And he

00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:30.960
always makes me go in and write him a list of

00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:33.159
movies that he has to watch and shit. I'm like,

00:36:33.219 --> 00:36:35.420
yeah, that's right. Nice. I'll educate. Yeah.

00:36:35.820 --> 00:36:41.880
But he told me I need to watch Mobland. Mm -hmm.

00:36:42.739 --> 00:36:45.739
Now, I've seen clips of it and I like it. It

00:36:45.739 --> 00:36:49.760
looks intriguing. Yeah. Have you seen clips of

00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:51.940
it or you want to watch it? No, I don't think

00:36:51.940 --> 00:36:54.260
I've seen anything about it. Pierce Brosnan and

00:36:54.260 --> 00:36:56.739
Helen Mirren are the head of a crime family in

00:36:56.739 --> 00:37:01.860
Britain and Tom Hardy is their fixer. Yeah, right.

00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:05.119
Yeah, but looks pretty good. I might give it

00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:07.800
a go. I'm not sure. Did you ever watch that Taboo?

00:37:08.179 --> 00:37:10.619
No, I didn't get a chance. Not worth watching

00:37:10.619 --> 00:37:13.019
because they'd never fucking did a second season.

00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:17.059
I was having that conversation with Jube today.

00:37:17.860 --> 00:37:19.460
He's like, oh, you've got to watch this on Netflix

00:37:19.460 --> 00:37:21.619
and blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no. I don't want

00:37:21.619 --> 00:37:26.019
to because they've got too much of a record for

00:37:26.019 --> 00:37:28.739
shutting shit down after a good first season.

00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:39.139
Yeah. Nathan Fillion, Wash, Zoe, River Tam and

00:37:39.139 --> 00:37:44.539
Simon Tam, Firefly, got on the other day. Oh,

00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:46.019
sorry, not Nathan Fillion, Captain Reynolds.

00:37:46.739 --> 00:37:49.820
Got up and they've released a Funko Pops edition.

00:37:50.139 --> 00:37:52.239
I've seen that. Whereas just the whole cast of

00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:56.340
Firefly, even Preacher Book, he passed away a

00:37:56.340 --> 00:38:03.460
couple of years ago. Yeah. And that's 25 years

00:38:03.460 --> 00:38:07.840
ago, dude, and it's still adored world over.

00:38:08.940 --> 00:38:11.599
They're still creating toys for her now. If they

00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:16.960
just left that to go and finished that off, who

00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:19.199
knows what could have happened to it? I saw this

00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:23.900
video the other day. With James Masters. Yep.

00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:27.980
He was at a convention talking about how. Cyclops,

00:38:27.980 --> 00:38:30.659
by the way, everybody. James Masters, not Marsden.

00:38:30.659 --> 00:38:32.920
Spike. Spike. Spike, out of Angel. From Buffy,

00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:36.340
another Joss Whedon project. Yep. Apparently,

00:38:36.380 --> 00:38:38.880
he was meant to show up in the second season.

00:38:39.780 --> 00:38:41.840
Firefly? Yeah. That would have been sick. As

00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:47.900
Spike. Because he's a fucking vampire. Yeah.

00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:50.940
He could have been alive. Yeah. Imagine that

00:38:50.940 --> 00:38:55.480
for a crossover. Have an angel or Spike in the

00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:57.940
future. It was meant to be Spike James Masters.

00:38:58.280 --> 00:39:00.920
That would have been so sick. Yeah. That would

00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:02.880
have been so sick. Fucking earth. Yeah, just

00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:05.900
rock up on some planet when the fucking brown

00:39:05.900 --> 00:39:08.840
coats fucking turn up and apparently there he

00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:11.159
was. Oh, dude, that would have been so fucking

00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:17.050
cool. Did you see that Fillion and... Tudyk have

00:39:17.050 --> 00:39:20.690
started a podcast. Yes, sir. All about Firefly.

00:39:20.969 --> 00:39:22.769
I'm waiting for a couple of episodes because

00:39:22.769 --> 00:39:26.010
I will binge that shit. I'm curious whether it's

00:39:26.010 --> 00:39:28.570
going to be like a limited run. Like how long

00:39:28.570 --> 00:39:33.630
do they go with that? Well, Zach Braff and Mr

00:39:33.630 --> 00:39:37.989
Falzon did a, during lockdown, they did Real

00:39:37.989 --> 00:39:40.269
Friends Fake Doctors. And it was just a watch

00:39:40.269 --> 00:39:42.650
along. So they just watched Scrubs together.

00:39:43.550 --> 00:39:45.489
And got different members of the cast on and

00:39:45.489 --> 00:39:48.130
they, you know, if they were heavy in that episode,

00:39:48.309 --> 00:39:49.869
he brought them in and they talked about it.

00:39:52.030 --> 00:39:55.969
I'd be so fucking, so up for that. Like Alan

00:39:55.969 --> 00:39:58.329
Tudyk is just one of the funniest people ever.

00:39:58.650 --> 00:40:01.809
Have you watched Resident Alien? No, I haven't.

00:40:02.630 --> 00:40:05.329
Please just give it a peruse. Even just a couple

00:40:05.329 --> 00:40:08.969
of episodes. He's so good in it, dude. And I

00:40:08.969 --> 00:40:11.010
love that the wash Funko Pop is him with the

00:40:11.010 --> 00:40:14.289
dinosaurs going. And we'll call this land, this

00:40:14.289 --> 00:40:16.809
land. This is him playing with two little dinosaurs.

00:40:16.989 --> 00:40:20.170
That's his fun call. So good. Have you seen the

00:40:20.170 --> 00:40:22.690
behind the scenes when he's doing the voiceover

00:40:22.690 --> 00:40:26.929
for the fucking chicken in Moana? He's like,

00:40:27.010 --> 00:40:30.030
I went to Juilliard and I'm playing a chicken.

00:40:31.590 --> 00:40:33.849
And he does it so good. Dude, he does it so good.

00:40:34.309 --> 00:40:37.050
There's so many other shit where he just plays

00:40:37.050 --> 00:40:40.460
like a chicken or a dog. Or something that just

00:40:40.460 --> 00:40:43.559
makes random ass noises like a robot or something.

00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:46.940
But, man, that was what I wanted to tell you

00:40:46.940 --> 00:40:52.000
about. I am going to start Andor this week. Oh,

00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:54.280
yes. So I'm going to give that a watch just for

00:40:54.280 --> 00:40:57.159
K2SO, basically. Fuck you. I need to finish that.

00:40:57.460 --> 00:40:59.400
You haven't finished it yet? Well, I'll race

00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:00.960
you to the finish. All right. I'm going to beat

00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:03.239
you. I'm probably going to watch it all tonight.

00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:07.539
No, not really because if these are as good as

00:41:07.539 --> 00:41:12.869
you say. I will watch, I probably might watch

00:41:12.869 --> 00:41:14.929
Hellier. Start watching Hellier and see if it

00:41:14.929 --> 00:41:17.269
draws you in. Yeah, I don't know. It's fucking

00:41:17.269 --> 00:41:20.289
weird and it kind of goes nowhere, but still

00:41:20.289 --> 00:41:24.789
kind of worth the journey. Well, speaking of

00:41:24.789 --> 00:41:28.030
the Appalachian Mountains, I was watching a dude

00:41:28.030 --> 00:41:30.769
the other day on YouTube and he was just going

00:41:30.769 --> 00:41:33.250
around to different cities, not cities, towns

00:41:33.250 --> 00:41:34.969
in the Appalachian Mountains, right? Mm -hmm.

00:41:35.309 --> 00:41:40.869
So, did that, what's? He said, oh, it's flipped

00:41:40.869 --> 00:41:43.289
over already. Yeah, no, we're on the second cut.

00:41:45.429 --> 00:41:50.869
So, and he goes to this town at the base of Appalachian

00:41:50.869 --> 00:41:52.730
Mountains and he starts talking to people and

00:41:52.730 --> 00:41:53.869
they're like, you know, what's it like living

00:41:53.869 --> 00:41:55.309
here? And he goes, oh, man, you know, it's not

00:41:55.309 --> 00:41:57.809
too bad. It's really quiet. And he's like, do

00:41:57.809 --> 00:42:00.130
you mind giving me a tour? And they're like,

00:42:00.210 --> 00:42:01.889
yeah, yeah, no worries. You know, we'll take

00:42:01.889 --> 00:42:04.750
you around. This town was a massive, it was a

00:42:04.750 --> 00:42:07.579
wood falling town. Like this was a. Massive -ass

00:42:07.579 --> 00:42:09.280
town and then all of a sudden you just fell face

00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:13.159
upon it. Why? I don't know. Like when the mill

00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:15.719
died. What about everybody that worked in the

00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:18.900
mill? They just stopped trying for work. So what

00:42:18.900 --> 00:42:22.599
happened to the town? This is it. Yeah. Like,

00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:25.960
so the mill's there and the mill's still there,

00:42:26.019 --> 00:42:29.440
just no one works there. What the fuck? It's

00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:31.820
just collapsed this whole town because one bloke

00:42:31.820 --> 00:42:35.690
died. Yeah. I like. when you'd hear from people

00:42:35.690 --> 00:42:37.670
from the Appalachian Mountains and they'd talk

00:42:37.670 --> 00:42:41.389
about all this stuff. And some of the folklore

00:42:41.389 --> 00:42:44.969
is pretty unique. Oh, yeah. Like if you hear

00:42:44.969 --> 00:42:47.869
your name being called, don't answer. Mimic.

00:42:47.989 --> 00:42:52.409
You know, you hear a baby crying, don't go looking

00:42:52.409 --> 00:42:55.809
for it, like all this kind of weird shit. And

00:42:55.809 --> 00:42:59.269
in that hell yeah, they hear what they thought

00:42:59.269 --> 00:43:01.929
is a baby crying or maybe somebody that they

00:43:01.929 --> 00:43:06.210
talked to. Anyway. Some fucking... What? Have

00:43:06.210 --> 00:43:10.030
you ever seen Kung Pao? No. It started Kung Pao.

00:43:10.489 --> 00:43:13.130
This baby falls down this mountainside. It's

00:43:13.130 --> 00:43:16.969
like... All the way down the bottom. And then

00:43:16.969 --> 00:43:18.429
it gets to the bottom and there's this lady pulling

00:43:18.429 --> 00:43:22.670
a cart and she goes, oh, so cute. Bye -bye. And

00:43:22.670 --> 00:43:32.239
frozen in. What the fuck? Ah, completely random

00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:34.480
and off topic, but anyway. It wasn't. The baby

00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:38.539
crying. Shut up. Yeah, and just all these different

00:43:38.539 --> 00:43:41.579
things. Like every now and then I'll get a reel

00:43:41.579 --> 00:43:45.300
from like this person that's talking about how

00:43:45.300 --> 00:43:48.559
a tree disappears and how the tree isn't a tree

00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:52.079
in the fucking Appalachian Mountains and fucking.

00:43:54.800 --> 00:44:00.099
No. So cute. Bye -bye. Yeah. Pretty wild place.

00:44:00.819 --> 00:44:03.000
That's kind of the corner that I haven't done

00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:06.199
in the States is, like, fucking New York, Chicago,

00:44:06.699 --> 00:44:08.719
the northeast. You haven't been to New York.

00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:10.619
No, I've been to New York. Right, okay. But from

00:44:10.619 --> 00:44:15.280
that point is I've been up to Boston and fucking

00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:17.699
the Hamptons and stuff like that. But, like,

00:44:17.699 --> 00:44:22.039
there's this. The fucking Hamptons. We go all

00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:23.039
the way up to them. Don't bite your fingers.

00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:29.500
Oh, no. That wouldn't be like Willem Dafoe. So.

00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:33.500
The first time we went to the States, we fly

00:44:33.500 --> 00:44:36.639
into New York, drive four hours to Boston, didn't

00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:38.340
realise, you know, how long it was going to take.

00:44:38.619 --> 00:44:40.780
So we were up in Boston a couple of days and

00:44:40.780 --> 00:44:42.420
then we go another, I think it's another like

00:44:42.420 --> 00:44:44.420
fucking half hour or hour. Four hours to New

00:44:44.420 --> 00:44:46.559
York from Boston, isn't it? Yeah. I think it's

00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:49.099
another like fucking, like a drive. I think it's

00:44:49.099 --> 00:44:52.480
another hour to the Hamptons. Right. Or was the

00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:54.230
Hamptons on the way back? Hamptons might have

00:44:54.230 --> 00:44:55.789
been on the way back. Anyway, you go to the Hamptons,

00:44:55.829 --> 00:44:57.829
you hear about the Hamptons. Yeah. Flash place,

00:44:58.010 --> 00:45:00.050
they've got wineries, fucking all the rich folk

00:45:00.050 --> 00:45:02.650
up there and stuff like that. We go up there

00:45:02.650 --> 00:45:05.829
and like, yeah, it's a nice place and whatnot.

00:45:06.349 --> 00:45:09.570
And the motel we stay at is like mid -level,

00:45:09.650 --> 00:45:12.929
not the shittest, not the best, whatever. We're

00:45:12.929 --> 00:45:14.929
obviously not paying big bucks to stay there.

00:45:15.650 --> 00:45:18.809
But we stayed at this one place and they must

00:45:18.809 --> 00:45:23.110
have been shooting a porno. next door, two doors

00:45:23.110 --> 00:45:25.309
down or whatever, through the vent, all you hear

00:45:25.309 --> 00:45:30.070
is just hours. That's sick. Just straight. Hours?

00:45:30.349 --> 00:45:33.570
Hours. And it's just monotonous. And, like, this

00:45:33.570 --> 00:45:36.670
is, like. Did you, like, surely didn't do the

00:45:36.670 --> 00:45:41.570
stunt call? It was just the eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,

00:45:41.690 --> 00:45:43.769
just constant. And it was, like, this is fucking

00:45:43.769 --> 00:45:46.809
boring. Like, to begin with, I was, like, oh,

00:45:47.030 --> 00:45:49.429
you know, might be a little bit randy listening

00:45:49.429 --> 00:45:51.519
to this. And after a while you're just like,

00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:55.579
ugh. Fucking finish it up, mate. Yeah. No good.

00:45:55.980 --> 00:45:58.079
I don't like, everybody's like, oh, you know,

00:45:58.940 --> 00:46:01.960
you're going to make left me for hours. Fuck

00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:05.159
off. 45 minutes, half hour if I'm lucky, put

00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:08.260
me to sleep. It's like, and you could tell when

00:46:08.260 --> 00:46:10.199
they were swapping scenes because they'd just

00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:15.739
stop and just start again. Like, cunts. Fluffer

00:46:15.739 --> 00:46:19.010
is mount up. Yeah. No good. Anyway. That was

00:46:19.010 --> 00:46:22.570
my story about them. Yeah. Suck that cock. There

00:46:22.570 --> 00:46:24.650
was no dialogue. There was just fucking bullshit.

00:46:25.190 --> 00:46:26.969
There was no broken printers, no nothing. No.

00:46:27.030 --> 00:46:29.289
Fucking story. The people need to just stop it.

00:46:29.309 --> 00:46:31.349
They need to put a story in this shit. But, yeah,

00:46:31.429 --> 00:46:34.369
New England and, like, which is where the witch

00:46:34.369 --> 00:46:36.429
is based and the Appalachians and stuff like

00:46:36.429 --> 00:46:38.969
that. I would really like to explore that. I

00:46:38.969 --> 00:46:41.989
think, so that Ghost Hunters show I was telling

00:46:41.989 --> 00:46:45.329
you about, Jason is the bald -haired fella, I

00:46:45.329 --> 00:46:49.349
think, and the other fella, Grant. who ended

00:46:49.349 --> 00:46:51.230
up leaving it before it finished and whatnot.

00:46:51.449 --> 00:46:55.150
He actually had a motel that he bought up there

00:46:55.150 --> 00:46:57.590
after he left the show. Oh, yeah, right. And

00:46:57.590 --> 00:46:59.650
it's supposed to be haunted. I'd like to check

00:46:59.650 --> 00:47:03.250
that out. Of course it is. It's supposed to be.

00:47:03.949 --> 00:47:10.690
Look, I want to believe in shit. Yeah. I'd love

00:47:10.690 --> 00:47:14.030
to know that after I shuffle off this mortal

00:47:14.030 --> 00:47:17.739
coil and it doesn't just end. I want to shake

00:47:17.739 --> 00:47:20.539
some chains, motherfucker. I'd be fine if it

00:47:20.539 --> 00:47:22.599
did end. I'm fucking pretty tired anyway. I deserve

00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:27.179
a rest, man. I deserve a rest. But if there is

00:47:27.179 --> 00:47:30.380
stuff after, cool. Yeah. I deserve a rest, man,

00:47:30.420 --> 00:47:33.159
so I need to have a sleep. Anyone tries to wake

00:47:33.159 --> 00:47:38.719
me up, fucking hell to pay. On that note, we

00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:44.699
might end it there. Okay. Go on. No. It's all

00:47:44.699 --> 00:47:47.159
you, buddy. Thanks for joining us on this installment

00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:50.239
of How I Met Your Mother. This isn't How I Met

00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:54.500
Your Mother. Shut the fuck up. Fuck off. What?

00:47:54.739 --> 00:47:57.360
Yeah. Thanks for joining us on this installment

00:47:57.360 --> 00:48:02.440
of You're a Dog. Stop it. That took me so long.

00:48:03.039 --> 00:48:12.239
Sorry. Stop laughing. We've got another card.

00:48:12.340 --> 00:48:15.469
I could sit here for hours. An hour and 45 minutes.

00:48:15.469 --> 00:48:21.329
45 minutes, yeah. Yeah. Thanks for joining us,

00:48:21.349 --> 00:48:26.989
guys. So, yeah, that's all from us today on Prevailing

00:48:26.989 --> 00:48:29.170
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00:48:37.730 --> 00:48:41.250
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