WEBVTT 00:00:01.100 --> 00:00:03.399 From the Dungeons of Morningstar, I'm Clint. 00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:06.860 And I'm Stretch. And this is Prevailing Strange. 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:22.280 Welcome back to Rant and Sundry, another segment 00:00:22.280 --> 00:00:24.539 of Prevailing Strange where we touch on the segments 00:00:24.539 --> 00:00:28.239 that we've previously covered and, you know, 00:00:28.320 --> 00:00:33.109 chat shit about other stuff. Yeah. Have you got 00:00:33.109 --> 00:00:35.509 some jokes? Anyway, I've got, okay. I've got 00:00:35.509 --> 00:00:38.530 one from, I'm going to save my one from Jack. 00:00:39.350 --> 00:00:41.729 My son has got a good joke that he told me the 00:00:41.729 --> 00:00:46.189 other day that his dad told him. Right. It sounds 00:00:46.189 --> 00:00:48.229 weird when I say it like that, doesn't it? No. 00:00:48.369 --> 00:00:53.030 Anyway, so this one's just for me. What goes 00:00:53.030 --> 00:00:55.890 clop, clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop, clop, 00:00:55.890 --> 00:00:58.689 clop, clop, clop, clop, clop. An Amish drive 00:00:58.689 --> 00:01:09.500 -by shooting. Okay. Told you, man. That's a cracker. 00:01:09.819 --> 00:01:13.980 Okay. So this one's from Jack. He told me this 00:01:13.980 --> 00:01:15.560 the other day. He went camping with his dad the 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:17.819 other week, on the weekend, and he come back 00:01:17.819 --> 00:01:19.400 with this joke. What's the difference between 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:23.260 an enzyme and a hormone? You can't make an enzyme. 00:01:25.659 --> 00:01:30.939 You can't hear an enzyme. Your sausage? I can 00:01:30.939 --> 00:01:35.260 make a hormone. Wow. Rude. No, you can't. You're 00:01:35.260 --> 00:01:37.200 married. No, I can't. That's right. That was 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:39.400 the first joke I had on the list. Was it really? 00:01:40.599 --> 00:01:43.200 I don't know where I saw that, but yeah. Yeah. 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:46.400 Brendan told Jack that. That wasn't a joke. That 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.680 was fucking disgusting. I've got a few jokes. 00:01:49.700 --> 00:01:55.260 It was instant. How? Pea and ham soup. Sorry, 00:01:55.319 --> 00:01:59.400 bro. Tell me your joke. I need your reaction. 00:01:59.700 --> 00:02:03.939 Oh, you'll get it. How many incels does it take 00:02:03.939 --> 00:02:08.419 to screw in a light bulb? None. None. They'll 00:02:08.419 --> 00:02:10.360 just sit in the dark and complain that no light 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:15.099 bulb would screw them. And then shoot the light 00:02:15.099 --> 00:02:22.860 bulbs. Jesus. Oh, shit. Oh, incels. God. A vegan 00:02:22.860 --> 00:02:25.240 and a vegetarian jump off a cliff to see who 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.889 could hit the ground first. Who wins? Society. 00:02:33.490 --> 00:02:36.509 Well, yeah. You've heard of a hole in one before? 00:02:37.490 --> 00:02:41.889 Yeah. How do you get seven holes in one? Stick 00:02:41.889 --> 00:02:47.069 a flute up your ass. Wow. I thought we were going 00:02:47.069 --> 00:02:52.430 to shoot someone, but yeah, all right. The Amish 00:02:52.430 --> 00:02:56.150 crowd by shooting. Amish? Amish? Amish. There 00:02:56.150 --> 00:02:59.349 we go. Why doesn't Vin Diesel like reverse cowgirl? 00:03:00.770 --> 00:03:02.509 I don't know. Because you never turn your back 00:03:02.509 --> 00:03:06.409 on family. Oh, that was an incest joke. I like 00:03:06.409 --> 00:03:09.430 that. That was a good one. It was hilarious. 00:03:10.229 --> 00:03:13.250 And then, oh, you flip the script. I've got one 00:03:13.250 --> 00:03:15.150 that I probably won't put on the show. Yeah, 00:03:15.150 --> 00:03:18.009 do it. No, you can't censor it, dude. What's 00:03:18.009 --> 00:03:21.629 the difference between an orphanage and a terrorist 00:03:21.629 --> 00:03:24.550 training camp? Nothing. I don't know. I just 00:03:24.550 --> 00:03:33.409 fly the drone. Oh, that was pretty brutal. Oh, 00:03:33.469 --> 00:03:39.689 shit. Oh, wow. That was a good one. That was 00:03:39.689 --> 00:03:44.669 good. It's pretty dark. Oh, wow. That was darker 00:03:44.669 --> 00:03:49.210 than Wesley Snipes, dude. That was so good. Oh, 00:03:49.389 --> 00:03:54.949 that was a good joke. Jeremy. Thank you. What 00:03:54.949 --> 00:03:57.490 are cameras? Oh, you got more? I got more. Oh, 00:03:57.490 --> 00:04:00.229 shit. What do cameras and condoms have in common? 00:04:00.689 --> 00:04:09.490 I don't know. They both capture the moment. You 00:04:09.490 --> 00:04:13.550 got more? Come on, dude. We're going to cut yours 00:04:13.550 --> 00:04:19.509 down. Three a week. I get headaches. Okay, I'll 00:04:19.509 --> 00:04:22.949 give you one more. Thank you. Why do they call 00:04:22.949 --> 00:04:26.399 it a waste? Because you could fit in a whole 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:35.740 other set of tits down there. Tits are so cool. 00:04:36.500 --> 00:04:38.500 How good are tits? Okay, I've got more jokes, 00:04:38.579 --> 00:04:40.459 but I won't. Yeah, please do. Just give me a 00:04:40.459 --> 00:04:45.819 break. You can't. Are they all jokes? Yeah. No, 00:04:45.819 --> 00:04:48.939 dude, come on. You've got to pace yourself. Yeah, 00:04:48.939 --> 00:04:53.439 okay. So we were talking before. You said that, 00:04:53.540 --> 00:04:59.000 which I found interesting, and I'll pose a question. 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:03.720 What would you do without music or art? And I 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:06.500 mean like… I know what you're talking about, 00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:09.160 paintings, drawings, stuff like that. Yeah. Dude, 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:12.339 I can't live without music. Yeah, okay. Music, 00:05:12.379 --> 00:05:17.220 happy, music, sad, music, popping around, music, 00:05:17.339 --> 00:05:21.389 driving, music. Yeah, it would be… Really difficult 00:05:21.389 --> 00:05:25.009 because I love drawing. I love art. Well, I rely 00:05:25.009 --> 00:05:28.930 on drawing and art for my job. That's how I provide 00:05:28.930 --> 00:05:31.970 for my family, dude. But I couldn't live without 00:05:31.970 --> 00:05:38.269 music. It's just if I'm having a shit day and 00:05:38.269 --> 00:05:41.889 I need to sort myself out before I get home because 00:05:41.889 --> 00:05:44.230 I don't want Logan to ever see me in my low, 00:05:44.389 --> 00:05:49.110 I've got to have some music. I've been drawing 00:05:49.110 --> 00:05:53.579 all day. and it hasn't fixed my funk. So the 00:05:53.579 --> 00:05:56.339 music, I can fix my funk in seven minutes on 00:05:56.339 --> 00:06:03.779 the drive home. When my mum died, I went to work 00:06:03.779 --> 00:06:08.079 the next day. I was like, okay, all right, the 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:10.160 most important person in my life has passed away. 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:15.560 I made jokes about it the next day. I made jokes 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:18.199 at her funeral. That's how I deal with shit. 00:06:19.120 --> 00:06:22.839 When Chester Bennington died, I took three days 00:06:22.839 --> 00:06:26.100 off work. Yeah, right. I was buckled, man. Even 00:06:26.100 --> 00:06:29.360 to this day, me and Rachel sit down and we watched 00:06:29.360 --> 00:06:36.480 a list, 20 people who passed away after their 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:41.560 song. And it had all these incredible artists. 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:47.899 Layne Staley, it had Chris Cornell, Johnny Cash. 00:06:48.730 --> 00:06:51.110 And then Chester Bennington, dude. And even, 00:06:51.189 --> 00:06:55.310 yeah, so when Chester passed, I was buckled, 00:06:55.310 --> 00:06:59.110 man, for days. And even to this day, like if 00:06:59.110 --> 00:07:03.250 I sit there and listen to Chester, it's, yeah, 00:07:03.329 --> 00:07:07.209 man, it hits. And my whole back piece, and I 00:07:07.209 --> 00:07:09.069 spoke to my friend Jacinda Minahan. You see me 00:07:09.069 --> 00:07:10.509 always wearing it. I think I'm wearing one of 00:07:10.509 --> 00:07:14.509 her shirts now. Yeah, I am. She's one of my favourite 00:07:14.509 --> 00:07:17.410 artists, dude. And she was going to do my back 00:07:17.410 --> 00:07:20.560 piece for me. there's a photo of Chester and 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:22.819 he's on the stage and he's backlit and he's sort 00:07:22.819 --> 00:07:24.540 of reaching down and all of his fans are sort 00:07:24.540 --> 00:07:27.860 of reaching up like that. And he's, I was going 00:07:27.860 --> 00:07:30.540 to get the lyrics to given up across my back. 00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:34.980 And at the end of the day, I'm thought, no, I'm 00:07:34.980 --> 00:07:37.259 not going to do that. I love Chester Bennington. 00:07:37.300 --> 00:07:41.240 I love Lincoln park, but that was a time where 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:44.699 I wasn't okay. And I don't want a remembrance 00:07:44.699 --> 00:07:49.290 of that. That's fair. And now, I've got another 00:07:49.290 --> 00:07:53.410 band that I listen to and it just brings so much 00:07:53.410 --> 00:07:56.310 joy, man, and it's Electric Callboy. Yeah. It 00:07:56.310 --> 00:07:58.769 just brings joy. No matter how shit of a day 00:07:58.769 --> 00:08:00.569 you're having, you put on some Electric Callboy, 00:08:00.629 --> 00:08:02.350 man, I guarantee you in five minutes it's going 00:08:02.350 --> 00:08:06.490 to be all better. There's a saying or a quote 00:08:06.490 --> 00:08:10.290 that I've heard that talking about art versus 00:08:10.290 --> 00:08:13.930 music. Art is the way we decorate space. Yep. 00:08:13.949 --> 00:08:17.089 Music is the way we decorate time, which I think 00:08:17.089 --> 00:08:21.829 is pretty fucking, Fantastic and true. To be 00:08:21.829 --> 00:08:24.310 honest, I don't know if I could handle not having 00:08:24.310 --> 00:08:28.449 one of the two. Yeah. As someone who, like, and 00:08:28.449 --> 00:08:31.350 I'm a cinephile. Like, I love movies. I love 00:08:31.350 --> 00:08:34.350 TV. In case nobody's noticed, it's what we talk 00:08:34.350 --> 00:08:37.889 about the majority of the time. A lot of my personality 00:08:37.889 --> 00:08:43.590 is revolved around movie quotes. Yeah. But to 00:08:43.590 --> 00:08:46.169 say that. I wouldn't be able to listen to music 00:08:46.169 --> 00:08:47.789 ever again. You try watching a movie without 00:08:47.789 --> 00:08:50.570 music, dude. Yeah. Well, I mean, I wasn't talking 00:08:50.570 --> 00:08:53.210 about movies to be. I was talking about, like, 00:08:53.250 --> 00:08:57.269 animation, like, drawing. Right. Okay. But, yeah. 00:08:58.529 --> 00:09:01.970 Yeah. Music is definitely bigger for you. 100%. 00:09:01.970 --> 00:09:05.330 100%. Yeah. And I could never be a musician. 00:09:05.509 --> 00:09:07.370 Like, I've tried to play music. I can't, dude. 00:09:07.429 --> 00:09:12.289 I'm not talented. I can draw and I can tattoo 00:09:12.289 --> 00:09:15.970 people and I can make people laugh, but music's 00:09:15.970 --> 00:09:18.330 something I'll never be able to be doing. I can 00:09:18.330 --> 00:09:20.049 tongue punch a fart box. I know it's business, 00:09:20.149 --> 00:09:23.830 but. And try doing that without music. It's just 00:09:23.830 --> 00:09:27.149 not fun. No, it is. It's a lot of fun. It's the 00:09:27.149 --> 00:09:31.110 sweetest kiss of all. Last time's the year. Have 00:09:31.110 --> 00:09:33.889 you watched Bad Thoughts yet? No. Oh, mother 00:09:33.889 --> 00:09:39.210 effer. Come on now. No time. Wow. So, well, you 00:09:39.210 --> 00:09:40.970 don't need a lot of time. It's only 15 -minute 00:09:40.970 --> 00:09:43.990 episodes. So you can watch it on your phone while 00:09:43.990 --> 00:09:47.029 you're doing the shit. Space it out. You can 00:09:47.029 --> 00:09:49.509 watch seven episodes a week. Just go and do your 00:09:49.509 --> 00:09:52.309 15 -minute poop. Well, mine are like half an 00:09:52.309 --> 00:09:58.590 hour. So Jack the Ripper Ink, our tattooist, 00:09:58.929 --> 00:10:02.529 I posed a question to him today and he fucking 00:10:02.529 --> 00:10:05.909 nailed it with the answer to it. Yep. If you 00:10:05.909 --> 00:10:10.509 had three wishes. Right. Can you narrow it down? 00:10:10.610 --> 00:10:12.970 You've got to abide by the three wishes law. 00:10:13.149 --> 00:10:15.409 Can't wish for more wishes. Can't make someone 00:10:15.409 --> 00:10:16.750 fall in love with you. Can't bring someone back 00:10:16.750 --> 00:10:19.850 from the dead. What would your three wishes be? 00:10:24.230 --> 00:10:29.070 Yeah, okay. It's hard, isn't it? Yeah, because 00:10:29.070 --> 00:10:31.049 where do you draw the line at certain things? 00:10:31.970 --> 00:10:33.570 I'm going to give you an answer that he gave 00:10:33.570 --> 00:10:37.210 me, just one. The ability to fill things up. 00:10:39.549 --> 00:10:42.429 Car's empty, fill it. Bank's empty, fill it. 00:10:42.669 --> 00:10:45.809 Pantry's empty, fill it. Pool's empty, fill it. 00:10:45.929 --> 00:10:49.110 Yeah. The ability to fill things up is something 00:10:49.110 --> 00:10:51.409 that I never thought of wishing for, dude. No, 00:10:51.450 --> 00:10:53.289 that's a pretty cool one. That's incredible. 00:10:54.090 --> 00:10:57.490 It solves 90 % of every issue you will ever have 00:10:57.490 --> 00:11:03.690 in your life. Yeah. I was blown away by it, and 00:11:03.690 --> 00:11:05.009 I've been thinking about that all day. Like, 00:11:05.029 --> 00:11:07.340 I can't think of three wishes. Everyone, oh, 00:11:07.379 --> 00:11:10.700 I wish I had money that never run out. Okay, 00:11:10.799 --> 00:11:15.940 cool. The ability to fill things just blew me 00:11:15.940 --> 00:11:18.460 away. It was so simple, so simple and just blew 00:11:18.460 --> 00:11:20.860 me away. What was his other two? I didn't listen. 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:26.460 I was too blown away by that one. Yeah. I don't 00:11:26.460 --> 00:11:27.879 want to drag it down, but it would be something 00:11:27.879 --> 00:11:30.159 along the lines of the health of everybody I 00:11:30.159 --> 00:11:34.840 know and love. That's nice. I like that. But 00:11:34.840 --> 00:11:37.700 then at the same time. I'm like, where do you 00:11:37.700 --> 00:11:42.500 draw the line with that one? Health of everyone 00:11:42.500 --> 00:11:43.919 you know and love. If there's someone out there 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:47.080 that's rude to you, you know them. And you want 00:11:47.080 --> 00:11:50.399 nothing but bad health for them. And then why 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:53.480 is it my choice that somebody else doesn't kind 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:58.460 of get that? So it's, yeah, very grey, grey area. 00:11:59.379 --> 00:12:01.960 Look, there's things that I'd wish, one of the 00:12:01.960 --> 00:12:05.200 things I'd wish for is like for no diseases to 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:08.700 be incurable. I've lost too many people that 00:12:08.700 --> 00:12:11.740 I love to cancer, man. I hate that shit. I know. 00:12:12.059 --> 00:12:17.539 It's funny, but only with me mum, though. And 00:12:17.539 --> 00:12:19.980 the thing, well, you know what me and Kayla are 00:12:19.980 --> 00:12:22.580 like. Like, we both lost our mothers to cancer, 00:12:22.620 --> 00:12:24.700 and we're dead brother, mother, sister. So that's 00:12:24.700 --> 00:12:27.779 the way we work shit out. But another one of 00:12:27.779 --> 00:12:30.899 my mates, Johnny Noise. He doesn't joke about 00:12:30.899 --> 00:12:34.019 it. He lost his mum to cancer and that's the 00:12:34.019 --> 00:12:35.679 thing. I don't joke about it in front of him 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:38.519 because he don't deal with shit like I have. 00:12:38.759 --> 00:12:41.019 Like if I'm sad, man, I'll make myself laugh 00:12:41.019 --> 00:12:43.600 in one way or another where I'm making fun of 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:47.340 me or making fun of somebody else. I respect 00:12:47.340 --> 00:12:49.820 that about you. Yeah. It's the way I deal with 00:12:49.820 --> 00:12:54.159 it and it's fucking psychopathic to some people. 00:12:55.159 --> 00:12:57.860 Some people are definitely weirded out by it. 00:12:57.940 --> 00:13:06.399 Yeah. Well, that's the thing. When mum passed 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:07.940 away and I was making jokes about it the next 00:13:07.940 --> 00:13:10.299 day, people were like, what the fuck, dude? What 00:13:10.299 --> 00:13:12.139 is wrong with you? And I'm like, you'll be right. 00:13:13.379 --> 00:13:15.100 Speaking about fucked up shit, you know we're 00:13:15.100 --> 00:13:18.940 talking about cannibalism. This little motherfucker 00:13:18.940 --> 00:13:22.259 upstairs, this little fucking blood nut, right? 00:13:22.580 --> 00:13:25.580 Yeah. He was talking about cannibalism all day 00:13:25.580 --> 00:13:28.360 yesterday. Man, he's been on brands lately. He's 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:33.679 excited. He's like, I just want an excuse. So 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:38.820 there's a fellow I follow on Instagram called 00:13:38.820 --> 00:13:42.039 Books Are Sick. I've followed him for a while 00:13:42.039 --> 00:13:45.399 now. Anyway, I decided to join the – he has a 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:49.539 book club, which Patreon kind of is a Discord 00:13:49.539 --> 00:13:53.009 server. More people should be using Discord, 00:13:53.169 --> 00:13:58.570 bro. Yeah. I'm not fully into it, but I've dabbled 00:13:58.570 --> 00:14:01.009 with Discord. So I was like, oh, yeah, fuck it. 00:14:01.029 --> 00:14:06.169 I'll join this Discord. And I'd seen he'd had 00:14:06.169 --> 00:14:09.330 a post a while ago, not that long ago actually, 00:14:09.429 --> 00:14:13.570 about the people in this Discord. They were posting 00:14:13.570 --> 00:14:16.330 videos of their favourite books with them with 00:14:16.330 --> 00:14:19.470 their favourite books onto his Instagram page. 00:14:19.980 --> 00:14:25.039 and their names. So in the fucking Discord chat, 00:14:25.220 --> 00:14:28.279 they have names that are kind of given to them 00:14:28.279 --> 00:14:32.759 by the chat. Right, okay. So I've joined today. 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:35.519 I've heard about this kind of ritual that they 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:38.919 go through, and another fella had signed up at 00:14:38.919 --> 00:14:42.480 the same time as me. They have a general chat. 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:47.600 From what I gathered, it was when you first kind 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:50.070 of... say something in this general chat, they're 00:14:50.070 --> 00:14:55.049 like, new person, naming ceremony, and they just 00:14:55.049 --> 00:14:57.909 start fucking rapid fire, do, do, do, do, do, 00:14:57.950 --> 00:15:00.169 all these fucking random names that they've obviously 00:15:00.169 --> 00:15:03.470 had on lists for fucking people. But then they're 00:15:03.470 --> 00:15:05.429 like, they're hitting them with prompts like, 00:15:05.649 --> 00:15:08.090 you know, do you want gross? Do you want fucking 00:15:08.090 --> 00:15:10.889 safe for work? Do you want, you know, are you 00:15:10.889 --> 00:15:15.269 vegetarian? Are you a meat eater? Fucking what 00:15:15.269 --> 00:15:17.509 do you do? What do you do for fun? Whatever. 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:21.940 So this fellow that was before me, I think he's 00:15:21.940 --> 00:15:24.340 profile picture, he's wearing like a Maple Leafs 00:15:24.340 --> 00:15:27.460 fucking hockey jersey. Toronto Maple Leafs. A 00:15:27.460 --> 00:15:29.919 lot of hockey kind of stuff. So his name ended 00:15:29.919 --> 00:15:33.960 up being Glory Goal, like a pun on a glory goal. 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:37.899 Nice. I like that. Yeah, pretty funny. Just it's 00:15:37.899 --> 00:15:39.500 fucking there hitting him with all these different 00:15:39.500 --> 00:15:42.419 things and I happened to comment in there like 00:15:42.419 --> 00:15:45.029 this is fucking hilarious. And they're like, 00:15:45.070 --> 00:15:48.070 oh, we've got another one. We'll get to you in 00:15:48.070 --> 00:15:50.330 a minute. I'm like, I'm about to knock off work 00:15:50.330 --> 00:15:52.389 and they're just fucking rapid firing this other 00:15:52.389 --> 00:15:56.789 guy. So they've named him and they get on to 00:15:56.789 --> 00:16:00.950 me and they're like, okay, because my handle's 00:16:00.950 --> 00:16:04.009 realbighero on a lot of things. All right, realbighero, 00:16:04.110 --> 00:16:06.990 you know, fucking this, that, whatever. And one 00:16:06.990 --> 00:16:08.950 of the prompts was, what was the last thing you 00:16:08.950 --> 00:16:10.889 ate and what was the last book you finished? 00:16:11.490 --> 00:16:15.850 Oh, shit. So today I had pea and ham soup and 00:16:15.850 --> 00:16:18.350 the last thing I finished was tender is the flesh. 00:16:18.509 --> 00:16:21.490 Yep. I was talking to Jack about that, tender 00:16:21.490 --> 00:16:24.769 is the flesh. So they're hitting me with like, 00:16:24.830 --> 00:16:26.470 do you want gross or do you want like, give me 00:16:26.470 --> 00:16:29.230 your best. Give me your best. So they're hitting 00:16:29.230 --> 00:16:32.250 me with like lunch lady meat and fucking all 00:16:32.250 --> 00:16:35.330 this fucking weird fucking shit and bam, bam, 00:16:35.389 --> 00:16:38.600 bam. Anyway, so I ended up with Soylent. Soylent 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:43.019 is my name. That's disgusting. But, man, how 00:16:43.019 --> 00:16:46.340 on brand has it been lately? Cannibalism is everywhere. 00:16:46.580 --> 00:16:48.440 Two weeks ago we were talking about Hannibal. 00:16:49.220 --> 00:16:51.419 Last week we were talking about Tender as a Flash, 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:56.259 and then I get named Soylent in this chat. Jack 00:16:56.259 --> 00:16:59.539 was sitting there last night, today, and we were 00:16:59.539 --> 00:17:02.159 sitting there talking about it. Can you remember 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:05.119 back in the day? I can't remember how long ago 00:17:05.119 --> 00:17:07.759 it was. But there was the German guy who put 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:10.480 up and he just wanted to consume human flesh. 00:17:10.700 --> 00:17:13.200 And he found somebody. A bloke donated himself 00:17:13.200 --> 00:17:16.700 and he goes, I want to be consumed. There is 00:17:16.700 --> 00:17:20.140 a movie out called, you're going to put it up 00:17:20.140 --> 00:17:22.460 somewhere. I don't know. Where are you going 00:17:22.460 --> 00:17:28.380 to put it? Next to your head. Oh, yeah. Grim 00:17:28.380 --> 00:17:33.059 Love. Holy shit. Now he's like. Dude, I just 00:17:33.059 --> 00:17:35.359 want an excuse. If someone makes it okay, I will 00:17:35.359 --> 00:17:39.079 consume human flesh. I'm like, I work beside 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:42.259 this guy and I'm like, what the fuck, Jack? What 00:17:42.259 --> 00:17:44.819 the hell? He goes, oh, you know, just to try 00:17:44.819 --> 00:17:47.319 something new. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong 00:17:47.319 --> 00:17:49.099 with you, man? He goes, what? I've had penis 00:17:49.099 --> 00:17:52.259 in my butt. I'm fine. I'm like, penis in your 00:17:52.259 --> 00:17:54.920 butt and eating fucking human is different, bro. 00:17:56.109 --> 00:18:00.549 Each their own. Very, very proud bisexual. And 00:18:00.549 --> 00:18:03.009 he's like, yeah, I've had it in my butt, I'll 00:18:03.009 --> 00:18:05.990 eat it. I'm like, well, fuck me, right? He goes, 00:18:06.109 --> 00:18:10.569 gladly. Oh, God. I think there's a documentary 00:18:10.569 --> 00:18:13.029 on Netflix at the moment of this fella that was 00:18:13.029 --> 00:18:18.130 living in some English town and he ran the website 00:18:18.130 --> 00:18:20.509 for these people who wanted to cut their own 00:18:20.509 --> 00:18:25.009 penises off. We're going to circle back to that. 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:29.859 There was an artist in Japan who cut his own 00:18:29.859 --> 00:18:33.819 penis off and then he auctioned off six dinner 00:18:33.819 --> 00:18:35.660 tables and he was going to feed it to people 00:18:35.660 --> 00:18:38.180 and only two people turned up. That's all it 00:18:38.180 --> 00:18:42.440 would have fed, man. Legitimately, because it's 00:18:42.440 --> 00:18:45.079 not muscle, it's just tissue. As soon as you 00:18:45.079 --> 00:18:47.660 put it in a frying pan, it shrivels up. It sounds 00:18:47.660 --> 00:18:50.980 funny. It does sound funny. But all mate that 00:18:50.980 --> 00:18:54.759 ate, when he consumed his, because they became 00:18:54.759 --> 00:18:58.769 lovers. The first thing he cut off was his dick. 00:18:58.910 --> 00:19:01.089 And he's like, I want us to consume it together. 00:19:01.589 --> 00:19:04.789 As soon as he put it in the frying pan, it went 00:19:04.789 --> 00:19:09.349 and just absorbed. So they're both sitting there 00:19:09.349 --> 00:19:12.769 eating this 20 -cent piece -sized meat that's 00:19:12.769 --> 00:19:15.369 his penis. And he's like, I'm so sorry, baby. 00:19:15.430 --> 00:19:16.890 I thought it would be more tender than that. 00:19:18.650 --> 00:19:23.730 This is in court because he filmed it all. This 00:19:23.730 --> 00:19:27.630 is in court fucking. Manuscripts, dude. What 00:19:27.630 --> 00:19:31.329 the fuck? What is wrong with people? Do you know 00:19:31.329 --> 00:19:35.289 what's worse? Have you ever seen the website 00:19:35.289 --> 00:19:41.630 Beamazine? B -M -E -Z -I -N -E. Every four years 00:19:41.630 --> 00:19:43.750 they hold something called the Pain Olympics. 00:19:44.210 --> 00:19:47.430 I've heard about this, yeah. From the annals 00:19:47.430 --> 00:19:49.349 of the internet, I've heard about this. There 00:19:49.349 --> 00:19:56.829 is a category called self -barbification. Jeremy, 00:19:56.829 --> 00:20:00.309 barbification. What do you think that entails, 00:20:00.549 --> 00:20:02.809 Jeremy? I heard it and I've forgotten about it. 00:20:03.170 --> 00:20:05.349 I'm going to remind you. No, I'm going to remind 00:20:05.349 --> 00:20:08.630 you right now. Self -barbification is Barbie. 00:20:08.890 --> 00:20:12.109 What does Barbie have? A lack of. Cut off the 00:20:12.109 --> 00:20:14.269 balls and fuck off. And they sew the scrotum 00:20:14.269 --> 00:20:27.160 over the hole, bro. Fuck off. No. No. No. Mm 00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:32.380 -hmm. No. No good. No. Please, nobody look up 00:20:32.380 --> 00:20:35.460 beamazine .com. No. The link will be in the description 00:20:35.460 --> 00:20:41.559 below. No, it won't. No, it won't. It will not. 00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:47.319 And this is something that I'm not here to yuck 00:20:47.319 --> 00:20:49.500 anyone's yum. Mm -hmm. If that's what you're 00:20:49.500 --> 00:20:52.079 into. Power to you, man. As long as you're not 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:54.039 hurting someone else, I didn't give a fuck. That's 00:20:54.039 --> 00:20:55.819 always been my opinion. Do what you want. Your 00:20:55.819 --> 00:20:57.680 fetishes are yours. You do whatever you want. 00:20:57.720 --> 00:20:59.519 Go for it, man. As long as you do not hurt the 00:20:59.519 --> 00:21:01.619 innocent. Do not hurt another person that doesn't 00:21:01.619 --> 00:21:04.339 want to be hurt. And even if you're in the middle 00:21:04.339 --> 00:21:05.880 of doing something like that and they say stop, 00:21:05.980 --> 00:21:09.900 fucking stop. Because no doesn't have a time 00:21:09.900 --> 00:21:14.460 limit. But yes, I wrote self -barbification down 00:21:14.460 --> 00:21:16.220 there just so that I remembered. But I don't 00:21:16.220 --> 00:21:17.579 think I'm ever going to forget that because the 00:21:17.579 --> 00:21:18.839 last time I looked at Beamerzine was probably 00:21:18.839 --> 00:21:20.900 about 10 years ago. I'm glad I've never looked 00:21:20.900 --> 00:21:23.279 at it. Go on, give it a look. I remember looking 00:21:23.279 --> 00:21:25.279 at rotten .com when I was a kid. That shit was 00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:29.380 fucked up. Dude, that was so PG. I remember watching 00:21:29.380 --> 00:21:36.079 the Tupac thing. Yeah, they had his, what was 00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:40.339 it? They had his, the coroner. Yeah. The coroner 00:21:40.339 --> 00:21:42.619 filmed it and put it up on rotten .com. He got 00:21:42.619 --> 00:21:45.400 the sack and shit, but still, that was heavy, 00:21:45.460 --> 00:21:50.599 man. What were we, 13? I'm younger than you, 00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:58.759 bro. What was it? 32 KPBS modems? Yeah. That 00:21:58.759 --> 00:22:01.559 sweet dial -up sound. So good, wasn't it? Used 00:22:01.559 --> 00:22:03.440 to fucking try and hide the modem under the pillow 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:04.700 in the middle of the night when you're dialing 00:22:04.700 --> 00:22:06.420 up the internet. Not even that, dude, because 00:22:06.420 --> 00:22:09.880 we had a study at home, and I remember I went, 00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:12.740 like, I downloaded a picture of Jerry Halliwell 00:22:12.740 --> 00:22:15.799 nude in the Spice Girls. Before I went to school. 00:22:16.539 --> 00:22:18.720 Locked the door. Went to school. Come back. The 00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:21.720 fucker still wasn't downloaded. It wasn't even 00:22:21.720 --> 00:22:29.200 her. It was her head. Photo chopped. Upset. Upset. 00:22:33.000 --> 00:22:35.220 Jerry Howell was my favourite. She was good. 00:22:36.140 --> 00:22:45.799 Spice Girls. No. No. No, she was my pick. I don't 00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:50.579 know. You're wrong. Fair enough. No, you're probably 00:22:50.579 --> 00:22:53.200 not. She was the wildest, though. Pretty sure 00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:57.279 she did do nerds. I don't know. I watched the 00:22:57.279 --> 00:22:59.700 thing with Stepping Away from the Nerds, but 00:22:59.700 --> 00:23:04.839 watched the We Are the Beckhams, I thought, something 00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:08.059 that was on Netflix. And had Jerry, not Jerry, 00:23:08.119 --> 00:23:10.349 but Posh Posh was like. You know, we're just 00:23:10.349 --> 00:23:13.250 a working class family. We're middle class. And 00:23:13.250 --> 00:23:15.650 then fucking Beckham's like, what car did you 00:23:15.650 --> 00:23:17.789 get driven to in school? Oh, that's not what 00:23:17.789 --> 00:23:19.410 he could have. He goes, no, no, no. Tell everybody 00:23:19.410 --> 00:23:21.289 what sort of car it was. She goes, it was a Bentley. 00:23:21.509 --> 00:23:24.230 And I'm like, fucking what? Middle class is a 00:23:24.230 --> 00:23:28.109 VN Commodore over here, bro. Yeah, he said, you're 00:23:28.109 --> 00:23:31.309 not middle class. You're not a butler. Fuck off. 00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:34.859 Oh, yeah, he tore strips off her foot. Oh, dude, 00:23:34.980 --> 00:23:37.599 it was so much fun. And that's the thing. He's 00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:39.619 like, dude, don't try to fucking lie to people. 00:23:40.140 --> 00:23:41.640 You're not middle class. You never have been. 00:23:42.380 --> 00:23:45.339 There's a reason why you're posh spice. But, 00:23:45.339 --> 00:23:50.740 yeah, I was like sitting there talking to Jack 00:23:50.740 --> 00:23:56.519 the other day. Jack, my son, I'm like. Just talking 00:23:56.519 --> 00:23:58.420 to him about how it was back in the day and shit. 00:23:58.819 --> 00:24:02.609 He's like. You're really old. So we've had it. 00:24:02.829 --> 00:24:06.789 Wow. But this is the thing. I've never sat down 00:24:06.789 --> 00:24:10.569 with my sperm donor and had the conversation. 00:24:12.250 --> 00:24:15.190 And I've never had the sort of the conversations 00:24:15.190 --> 00:24:17.730 that I have with my kids. Like I sit down and 00:24:17.730 --> 00:24:20.009 they're like, they're my people. So I'll sit 00:24:20.009 --> 00:24:21.349 down and I'll have, well, you've seen what I'm 00:24:21.349 --> 00:24:24.509 like with fucking Lando. I'll sit there and talk 00:24:24.509 --> 00:24:27.569 with Lando. God knows how long. I don't want 00:24:27.569 --> 00:24:29.869 him to ever think that he's a stupid kid and 00:24:29.869 --> 00:24:32.390 they're a kid. You don't deserve my time. Yeah. 00:24:32.690 --> 00:24:34.490 Which is the way I always felt when I was growing 00:24:34.490 --> 00:24:38.509 up. And I've had the relationship like with your 00:24:38.509 --> 00:24:44.250 dad, with me mate, with Watto's dad, Dave Burke's 00:24:44.250 --> 00:24:49.410 dad, Branchie's dad. And like I've always been 00:24:49.410 --> 00:24:51.329 able to talk to them like they're actual humans 00:24:51.329 --> 00:24:53.390 and they've never spoke down to me like I was 00:24:53.390 --> 00:24:57.410 a moron. Yeah. And I think that's where. I've 00:24:57.410 --> 00:25:01.509 never had that growing up and being able to do 00:25:01.509 --> 00:25:03.309 that with my kids, man, makes me happy as shit. 00:25:03.630 --> 00:25:09.269 It's good times. I always get pulled up for talking 00:25:09.269 --> 00:25:14.589 to Landon like he's older. Man, he's fucking 00:25:14.589 --> 00:25:18.589 switched on. Oh, dude. Even if he doesn't understand 00:25:18.589 --> 00:25:20.589 at the moment, he's going to remember what I've 00:25:20.589 --> 00:25:23.390 said and it's going to sink in at some point. 00:25:24.670 --> 00:25:30.849 Yeah. Dude. He is more switched on than a lot 00:25:30.849 --> 00:25:33.849 of kids are. He's a good kid, man. He's so fucking 00:25:33.849 --> 00:25:37.210 fine. Thea's just going to dead set destroy humans. 00:25:37.470 --> 00:25:41.670 She's going to take over the world, bro. Yeah, 00:25:41.690 --> 00:25:46.289 I feel for whoever ends up with her. I'm not 00:25:46.289 --> 00:25:52.750 worried one bit. Dude, she's so fucking cool. 00:25:53.150 --> 00:25:55.930 Oh, dude, she's so cool. Births like the other 00:25:55.930 --> 00:25:58.190 day and Jack goes, I can't believe Ruby's at 00:25:58.190 --> 00:26:02.890 high school now. And I'm like, it was Marley's 00:26:02.890 --> 00:26:05.950 13th birthday the other day. Had to go and headbutt 00:26:05.950 --> 00:26:10.250 a wall. It's bullshit, isn't it? Oh, God damn 00:26:10.250 --> 00:26:12.509 it. And then I remember, oh, hang on, Jack's 00:26:12.509 --> 00:26:15.930 17, Rain's 18. A video came up in me memories 00:26:15.930 --> 00:26:19.089 the other day on me photo album. Rachel put it 00:26:19.089 --> 00:26:20.650 up on a story and it was one of the logos like 00:26:20.650 --> 00:26:25.079 18 months old, two years old. Dude, I can't. 00:26:25.619 --> 00:26:28.400 It felt like yesterday. And now he gets up and 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:30.720 he goes, Dad, don't want sultana brain, Nutri 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:32.440 -Grain. And if you're going to make me a Vegemite 00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:33.880 sandwich, can you put some cheese on it, please? 00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:42.019 No stutter, no slurring. Nothing like that. It 00:26:42.019 --> 00:26:44.819 was just straight out with his request. And I'm 00:26:44.819 --> 00:26:49.259 like, God damn it. Shit. Yeah. Baby fucking one 00:26:49.259 --> 00:26:51.359 of those words up for me. It's like Theo at the 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:55.970 moment says. What did she say? Instead of cockroach, 00:26:56.009 --> 00:26:59.849 cockroach, cockroach. It's a cockroach. And she's 00:26:59.849 --> 00:27:06.049 crying. Dude, I mean, when Logan went to kindergarten, 00:27:06.210 --> 00:27:08.210 his teachers go, oh, he says this word wrong. 00:27:08.269 --> 00:27:11.750 He says this letter wrong. And I'm like, we've 00:27:11.750 --> 00:27:13.250 got to try to get him. And she's like, oh, we've 00:27:13.250 --> 00:27:14.450 got to try to get him out of that. And I'm like, 00:27:14.509 --> 00:27:17.740 I don't want him to. No. It's cute as shit. We'll 00:27:17.740 --> 00:27:20.279 keep that. So we started recording every time 00:27:20.279 --> 00:27:21.819 he said a word wrong, just so I can keep it, 00:27:21.819 --> 00:27:24.380 man, because one day he's going to come out from 00:27:24.380 --> 00:27:27.880 school and he's going to say the word right. 00:27:28.039 --> 00:27:30.099 Yeah. And it's going to be the last time I ever 00:27:30.099 --> 00:27:32.240 hear it. Yeah. And it's going to break my heart. 00:27:33.819 --> 00:27:39.700 On that note. Mate, you really do need to fucking 00:27:39.700 --> 00:27:42.460 figure out how you finish this show off. You 00:27:42.460 --> 00:27:45.799 finish it off. I started. Well, on that note. 00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:52.259 I'm keeping you in line. Yeah, sure. Thanks for 00:27:52.259 --> 00:27:54.299 joining us on this episode of Prevailing Strange. 00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:57.380 Like, comment, subscribe, do all the things that 00:27:57.380 --> 00:27:59.779 you'd like to do. 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