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From the Dungeons and Morningstar, my name's

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Stretch. And I'm Clint, and this is Prevailing

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Strange. Good afternoon, my dear friend. Hey,

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buddy. Welcome to the swamp. Fucking swamp. We've

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had some rain issues. Just a little bit of water

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in here. The carpet's nice and squishy. Oh, fucking

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Jesus Christ, this building is just trash. Oh,

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you get that. Okay, so we'll probably begin off

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with Week in Review. Yes, sir. And we'll start

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off with what we went and saw last night. Wow.

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Well, I've actually been to the movies twice

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this week. Okay. I went and seen the Minecraft

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movie on Tuesday night. I went and saw it too

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on the weekend. Did you? Last weekend, yeah.

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And we went and seen Thunderbolts last night.

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Finally. What were your thoughts? We'll start

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off with Thunderbolts. We'll go spoiler free

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in case anybody hasn't seen it yet. Yeah, it's

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only early. Man, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It

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was the time. I saw you when the credits were

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rolling. You kind of, in your own thoughts, didn't

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seem as excited as I thought you would. It was

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no Aquaman. Thank fuck. Hey, no, look, it was

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a well -shot movie. There were some parts in

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it that looked really good and there were bits

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in it that I really enjoyed. But there was just,

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I think it ended too soon. I really think there

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could have been more. I love the heart. Yep.

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That the Red Guardian brings. I think he was

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a massive highlight for this movie. Definitely.

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Comic relief. Yeah, dude. Not just comic relief,

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but bringing it back down to that grounded thing

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like, I'm sorry I was a shit dad and let you

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go. There's stuff we could work on. I didn't

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think I was worthy of it. You know, just bringing

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it back down to a relationship just with a father

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and a daughter. Yeah, without getting too spoilery.

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I feel like. I feel like if you've seen all the

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trailers, you've pretty much seen the movie.

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Yeah, they didn't really hide much from the trailers,

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did they? No, there was... I don't feel like

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I was surprised by much. No, you're right. There

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wasn't a lot where I went, oh, shit, yeah. But

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taking that into consideration, I thought the

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movie as a whole was pretty solid. I liked it,

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man. It was definitely a darker, grittier...

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Kind of more down to earth? Oh, down to earth

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I wouldn't say. I mean, it had its moments where

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it was a bit extraordinary. It really did, yeah.

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But for the main part, I would say it was probably

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one of the more grounded. I like that it was

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not otherworldly. We tend to forget that a lot,

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like with the Marvel Universe. You think a lot

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of stuff is multi -dimensional, especially now.

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You think everything's got to be multidimensional.

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It's got to be fantastical where it's got to

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be from a different planet. You're getting attacked

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from all these different things. This one's just

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like a super soldier and it's a bunch of misfits.

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Kind of brought it back a little bit. Yeah. It

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definitely had some themes that were kind of

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high tier, but for the most part I feel like

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it was, yeah. I think that's what we missed too.

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That's what I was looking forward to in. Daredevil.

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Yeah. That's why I've got high hopes for the

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next Spider -Man movie. They're going to bring

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it back down to more street level, and I like

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that. I know I sound stupid, man, but it's something

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a bit more relatable. Yeah, I get that. I mean,

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it's one of the big problems with having a lot

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of DC movies. It's so kind of beyond, but without

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straying from Thunderbolts. I did like the dynamic

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between the characters. I honestly thought I

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hated John Walker as a character. I was going

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to say I think they've done really well. So well.

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To kind of bring him back up. I thought Ava Ghost

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was a – I think she made a good turn. Yep. I

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liked her character in this a lot more than I

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think I should have. Mm -hmm. I think they were

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very witty with each other. There were times

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where it was like really, really funny. But then

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there was other parts where you were like, oh,

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shit, man, that's heavy. Yeah. And I feel like

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where if you were to compare it to like Guardians

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of the Galaxy, it did have its ups and downs,

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highs and lows. bleak lows in Guardians, but

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like a lot of funnies. I think the lows were

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pretty low in this. And the emotional tension

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in the movie was kind of pretty bleak at points.

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But then, yeah, when they went for those funnies,

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they didn't quite hit as much as they did with

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Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah. I think. Being

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as though, you know, in Guardians you had people

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who have done comedy roles before. And I think

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Drax had no right to be as funny as he was in

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that. I think it was just his simplicity and

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his childhood innocence was what made her funny.

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Yeah. But this one here. It didn't seem like

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they were trying too hard to make it funny. There

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were some things that Yelena said that she didn't

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mean it to be funny. But just in the context,

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it was hilarious. Yeah. You go for a mix of highs

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and lows. It was slightly on the lower side,

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but I don't mind that. I mean, when we've had

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so much bright, flashy, fantastical stuff from

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Marvel for a long time. Exactly. I'm not disappointed

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in what this movie did. No. And like I said,

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the team dynamic that you said was really good.

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It was tight. You know, it wasn't 30 different

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characters on screen at one time. There was usually

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only four or five. And it was very – the story

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was quite linear. You know, it didn't chop back

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and forth. There was no, oh, look, we're going

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to have flashbacks to 30 years earlier. There

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was a couple of scenes there where you were like,

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oh, shit, that's heavy. And then it was like,

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well, there we go. That explains a whole lot.

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And it was literally a three -second scene, four

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-second scene. But there was so much exposition

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in them, four or five seconds. Yeah. I rate it

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highly. Yeah. The action was good. There wasn't

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as much action as I thought there was going to

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be. I thought there'd be a whole lot more. But,

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yeah, you're right. But what they did was good.

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Like, we got to see. Everybody kind of have their

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go. Yeah. It wasn't, you know, too one -sided

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for one character. And I feel like while the

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movie probably Yelena was probably the standout

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in it, I don't feel it was Yelena's story completely.

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No, it was more Yelena -centric. Yeah. But you're

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right. Even like even John Walker's character

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had a flashback. And again. It was only a really

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short one, but, dude, that was fucking – Yeah.

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Wow. Yeah, definitely. But, yeah, I had a whole

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lot of fun. It was – I thought Bob was charming

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as fuck. Yeah. I really did. Yeah, he's quite

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funny. It's got two – it's got a mid -credit

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scene and a post -credit scene. The longest post

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-credit scene in Marvel today. Two minutes, 53

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seconds. Yeah. It just felt like another scene

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from the movie. It legitimately could have been

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tacked on at the end of the movie and it would

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have fit. Yeah. I'm not going to talk anything

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on that. I don't want to spoil that for people,

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but, you know, if you're going to go watch it,

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wait. Yeah, we might talk about it in our rant

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at the end. Yay. So, yeah, if you hear us talking

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about Thunderbolts later and you haven't seen

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it, maybe just skip over that bit. Skip over.

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But, yeah, I think. As a whole, I think it was

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a good outing and I was quite happy with it.

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I'm going to give it a three and a half out of

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five. Not bad, not bad. Yeah, the opening was

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really strong. There were parts in where you

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were a bit lulled, but overall, man, I really

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enjoyed it. I think it was one of the stronger

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Marvel movies. Since Endgame. I think this is

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up there. Yeah, I'd probably go three and a half

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as well. There we go. Would recommend. Would

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recommend. 100%. 100 % recommend. And it's a

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movie that I think you need to go see the movies

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because the scale, the scale of that, yes. It

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looked fantastic. Oh, yeah. And like you said,

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a lot of that fantastic. the stuff that we're

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alluding to, has been seen in the trailer. Yep.

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Yeah, 100 % recommend. What else have you? Oh,

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we had Minecraft. Minecraft movie. Now, I've

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got to say something. I tried to hold off on

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the Minecraft movie. One. Was for the simple

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reason that cocksuckers on TikTok were ruining

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it for everybody. Yeah, that whole. With that

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fucking chicken jockey bullshit. Yeah, I was

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a bit worried. If someone jumped up in the cinema

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and done that while I was in there with me kid,

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I swear to God I probably would have knocked

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some teeth. Yeah, I went to the 9 .35 session

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on a Sunday morning. In the morning? Yep. Good

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call. Good call. You know, we wouldn't get any.

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But like, even like me young bloke Jack said,

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you know, it's no doubt I don't think. we should

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take Logan to this at this point. I'm like, why

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not? He goes, oh, just watch this shit and just

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showed me all the stuff on TikTok. I'm like,

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what the fuck is wrong with people, dude? I mean,

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I understand a bit of fun, but I think they've

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taken it way too far. Look, there was people

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that were smuggling chickens into the fucking

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movie just to hold up at that point. Yeah. You're

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a moron, mate. Everyone pays to go see a movie.

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They go to have fun, you know. But at this point

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in our life. And this point in this economy,

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and we say it all the time, you know, not in

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this economy, going to the movie isn't a fucking

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cheap thing anymore. You take your family, it's

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over $150. Yeah. Then you buy popcorn and shit

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on top of that, you're looking at a $250 night.

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Fuck you if you destroy that for my six -year

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-old, dude. I will dead set knock your teeth

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in. Well, I think the worst part is, like, me

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as an adult, you know, whatever, okay, goodbye

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dickhead. But, like, for a young fella to see

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that, what's he going to think? Exactly. Could

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he get overwhelmed in the moment, scared? Yeah.

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Or does he think it's a norm? Yeah. How do you

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explain that? Yeah. Like, your young bloke's

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seven. Yep. Mine's six. Mm -hmm. How do you explain

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that? Yeah. Sorry, mate. They're just morons

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jumping up and making a mess for everybody else.

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Yeah. Sorry, mate. They interrupted the movie.

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I'm so sorry about that. That's all it is. You're

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not going to get a high five off me. I'm not

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going to laugh at you. That's not funny at all.

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You've basically, all you've done is you've made

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more mess for someone that's getting paid minimum

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wage and is taking time away from their fucking

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family or doing what they're doing to clean up

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your mess. Yeah. You're a moron. Grow up. Yeah.

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Like kids letting off fucking fire extinguishers.

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Dude. Somebody has asthma attacking that. Like,

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I don't know. Maybe we're just getting fucking

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old, but. No, dude, like I've, you know, I've

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put holes in the bottom of popcorn buckets. Never

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thrown a bucket of popcorn at someone. Shit's

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too expensive, yo. But no, all that negative

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shit aside, we had no issues in our showing,

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which was great. Yeah, same. At the start there

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was a bunch of loud teenagers out the back, but

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as soon as it started they shut up and enjoyed

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the movie. I took Rachel, Jack and Logan. Yep.

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While the movie was, it was okay. It was a good

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time. I got more enjoyment out of seeing Logan

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and Jack, you know, because they play Minecraft

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together and they're like, oh, you know, do you

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see that? Oh, do you see that? So it was more,

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that was where I got my enjoyment from. Yeah.

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I didn't enjoy the movie for the movie's sake

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at all. It was just a good time with the young

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fella. It was basically Jack Black being Jack

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Black for an hour and a half. If you've seen

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one Jack Black role, you've seen them all, basically.

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I think there was very endearing parts of it.

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And I think if you're a fan of Minecraft, picking

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out all the little Easter eggs in it, like there

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was a young bloke who made all of his content

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about Minecraft and there was a pig in it with

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a crown. Technoblade, his name was. And he died

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of cancer and they had a mad, like, Minecraft

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had a massive funeral for him in that actually

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in -world. Yeah. And to see his character sort

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of pop up was a good, you know. Yeah. I'm glad

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to see that sort of shit. You know, let's face

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it. Nearly every kid in the world has played

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Minecraft at this point. Yeah. So the movie was

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going to be a success regardless. But I'm glad

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it's not like the Minecraft movie. It's just

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like a Minecraft movie. So they can do other

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things with that. I think the best part about

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it was Jason Momoa. Oh, man, I hated him. He

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was fucking dumb, dude. Dude, come on. It was

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just, I don't know, something about it was just

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too much, whether it was the pink fucking tassel

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jacket. Oh, I want that jacket, though. Whether

00:14:53.610 --> 00:14:57.289
it was the fucking bangs on his fucking hair.

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Dude, pitties get the titties, though. See them

00:15:00.009 --> 00:15:02.830
sunnies, man, they were rocking. I don't know,

00:15:02.889 --> 00:15:05.929
it was just a little bit too much, in my opinion.

00:15:06.379 --> 00:15:18.320
I do agree. It was very hammed up. But, yeah,

00:15:18.379 --> 00:15:22.000
like I said, I got more enjoyment out of seeing

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Logan and Jack broing out. Yeah. And, yeah, just,

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oh, you know what I've hated, though? We've got

00:15:30.340 --> 00:15:34.259
Alexis through our house. Mm -hmm. Fucking hell.

00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:41.779
Logan. He's been like, Alexa. Alexa, play Lava

00:15:41.779 --> 00:15:45.779
Chicken. L -L -L -Lava. Fucking dude every day,

00:15:45.879 --> 00:15:48.559
man. I felt like setting fire to the house so

00:15:48.559 --> 00:15:51.100
much. I'm like, no, burn this. I'm not going

00:15:51.100 --> 00:15:52.639
to unplug the Alexa. I'll just burn the fucking

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house down. Man, it's pretty funny how viral

00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:02.220
these jackbutts. Black fucking videos have gone.

00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:04.860
There's Lava Chicken from Minecraft. Fucking

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Peaches. Peaches from fucking. I can understand

00:16:07.500 --> 00:16:09.600
Peaches. I like Peaches. It was a good song.

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Come on, dude. You can't say that's a good song

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and then say Lava is shit. Come on. Come on now.

00:16:18.100 --> 00:16:19.960
Yeah, I don't know. I thought Peaches was funny.

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It was more of a ballad. Wow. Yeah. Such a douche.

00:16:25.580 --> 00:16:31.070
Probably. But on the whole, man, I. It's not

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going to change my life. If I never see it again,

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that's fine. I'd be quite happy if I never see

00:16:35.389 --> 00:16:37.230
it again. If I come home and Logan's watching

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it, I'll just be like, hey, buddy, enjoy the

00:16:39.049 --> 00:16:43.830
movie. Yeah. Okay, mate, whatever you say. Give

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or take it. Yeah. Two stars. That's strong, bro.

00:16:51.649 --> 00:16:56.759
1 .8. How am I supposed to do that in a graphic

00:16:56.759 --> 00:17:00.360
1 .8? Like I said, it's not going to change the

00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:02.600
world, man. It's not going to change lives. It's

00:17:02.600 --> 00:17:03.980
going to make all the money, though, because

00:17:03.980 --> 00:17:05.839
every kid and their fucking parents are going

00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:08.940
to want to go, you know, Mom, Dad, please take

00:17:08.940 --> 00:17:11.079
me to see my girl. All right, I guess we'll go

00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:12.940
on. So they're going to get three tickets and

00:17:12.940 --> 00:17:19.240
popcorn price anyway. But I just don't – I didn't

00:17:19.240 --> 00:17:21.240
– like I said, it's not going to change a book.

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Moving on. Some pop culture news. Hit me. Hit

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me. Frankenstein comes out in November. A Guillermo

00:17:32.519 --> 00:17:37.039
del Toro movie with Oscar Isaac starring as Dr.

00:17:37.619 --> 00:17:42.019
Victor Frankenstein. I have not even read a thing.

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Mia Goth is playing Elizabeth and the Aussie

00:17:46.299 --> 00:17:49.420
fella Jacob Elody is playing Frankenstein's monster.

00:17:49.579 --> 00:17:53.609
Never heard of him. Did you watch? Tom Holland's

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girlfriend's kind of passion project that she

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had out. Fiancé, mate. Euphoria. Never seen it.

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Good. Good show. Really? Mm -hmm. Okay. Well

00:18:02.349 --> 00:18:04.190
worth a watch. I don't know why my voice did

00:18:04.190 --> 00:18:07.210
that, what it just did, but moving on. But he's

00:18:07.210 --> 00:18:10.970
been in a lot of shit since. Pops up in roles.

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Oh, he was in, what was that fucking? Was it

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Salt Bath? What was that fucking? Dude, I read

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a synopsis of that movie and I refused to ever

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watch it. I never watched it. I saw the fucking

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scenes that everyone was like, holy shit, man.

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I'm like, ugh. Didn't even want to watch that

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scene. Boy gets butt naked and fucks a grave,

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bro. Not watching it. There was that in the bathtub

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scene. Didn't even hear about that one. Explain

00:18:40.819 --> 00:18:45.799
it. Sell it to me, girl. So what was his name,

00:18:45.859 --> 00:18:48.069
the dude that was rooting the grave? I don't

00:18:48.069 --> 00:18:51.250
know his name. He's been a bit lately. Is it

00:18:51.250 --> 00:18:55.650
Eternals? Yeah. He's our new Joker, apparently.

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He was watching, pretty sure he was watching

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Jacob Elody jerk off in the bathtub and then

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after Elody's gone off and fucking whatever,

00:19:06.849 --> 00:19:10.009
he's gone in. Licked the remains in the bathtub.

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Oh, shit. Yeah, like, dude, what the fuck was

00:19:13.970 --> 00:19:17.089
that movie? Who the fuck wrote that? I don't

00:19:17.089 --> 00:19:19.789
know. You know who? The same bloke who made a

00:19:19.789 --> 00:19:23.470
Siberian film. Please, have you read? I haven't

00:19:23.470 --> 00:19:25.970
watched it. I just read the synopsis and I'm

00:19:25.970 --> 00:19:31.170
like, that's enough. No. I need to ask, who the

00:19:31.170 --> 00:19:34.150
fuck greenlit that movie? Yeah, I don't know.

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Who handed over their hard -earned and said,

00:19:36.130 --> 00:19:39.339
mate? Make it. Here you go. Yeah, just for shock

00:19:39.339 --> 00:19:42.259
value. But Guillermo can't get money to make

00:19:42.259 --> 00:19:46.039
a movie. Well, yeah, I mean, okay, so he's making

00:19:46.039 --> 00:19:48.099
Frankenstein, or he's made it. It's coming out

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in November. We're all going to know there's

00:19:49.700 --> 00:19:52.940
never going to be a sequel to it. There's rumours

00:19:52.940 --> 00:19:55.660
that he's still trying for a fucking Hellboy

00:19:55.660 --> 00:20:00.319
3. Dude, look, I hope they do it soon because

00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:04.460
Ron Perlman isn't getting any younger. But, you

00:20:04.460 --> 00:20:06.210
know, that person. The prosthetics that they

00:20:06.210 --> 00:20:13.930
use in that, Calvary's aged up a lot. But I want

00:20:13.930 --> 00:20:17.910
it. I need it. I need to round that trio out.

00:20:18.109 --> 00:20:20.569
Give me that trilogy, man. It deserves it. Come

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on. Yeah, fuck yeah. Be a Victor Frankenstein.

00:20:24.009 --> 00:20:26.269
And Frankenstein's, what's his name? Elodie.

00:20:26.670 --> 00:20:30.329
Yeah, Jacob Elodie. Tall fella. He's like fucking.

00:20:31.459 --> 00:20:33.779
6 '5 or 6 '6 or something like that. Oh, shit.

00:20:33.900 --> 00:20:36.940
Yeah. Hang on a minute. They're going to cast

00:20:36.940 --> 00:20:41.900
that guy as Frankenstein's monster. Yeah. Not

00:20:41.900 --> 00:20:46.400
Frankenstein's payboy model. Yeah. Yeah, I don't

00:20:46.400 --> 00:20:49.880
know. Apparently. He's a big dude. Good filly.

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I don't give a fuck about the sock. It's monster.

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Come on now. Give it to someone else. But, yeah,

00:21:02.619 --> 00:21:04.900
all right. I'll have Guillermo, so rock on. Yeah,

00:21:05.059 --> 00:21:09.019
I'm fucking keen to watch it. Pictures, I mean,

00:21:09.059 --> 00:21:11.779
there's only kind of one picture of Oscar Isaac,

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long hair, fucking Victorian era shirt, you know,

00:21:15.099 --> 00:21:19.940
fucking kind of very, you know, steampunk looking

00:21:19.940 --> 00:21:23.000
fucking. Nice. Theater, not theater, fucking.

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Have they cast Eagle? No, I don't think so. As

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long as he screams he's alive, I don't give a

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shit. Other pop culture news, the trailer for,

00:21:33.150 --> 00:21:36.390
if you want to pull it up, for Weapons. I haven't

00:21:36.390 --> 00:21:41.930
watched it yet. Okay. Oh, my God. You just let

00:21:41.930 --> 00:21:43.329
me know when you're ready to go. Whenever you're

00:21:43.329 --> 00:21:47.630
ready. Ready? Yeah. All right. Oh, this has got

00:21:47.630 --> 00:21:50.849
our... This is a true story that happened in

00:21:50.849 --> 00:21:55.269
my town. So this one Wednesday is like a normal

00:21:55.269 --> 00:21:57.349
day for the whole school. It has our silver surfer

00:21:57.349 --> 00:22:04.640
in it. Mm -hmm, but today was different All their

00:22:04.640 --> 00:22:09.980
kids But mrs. Gandy's room was totally empty

00:22:09.980 --> 00:22:14.799
She's crazy kids reading it out. Yeah Because

00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:18.859
the night before at 2 17 in the morning every

00:22:18.859 --> 00:22:24.740
kid woke up got out of bed Walked downstairs

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And into the dark. And they never came back.

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Nah, kids can get fucked off. I don't understand

00:22:38.509 --> 00:22:41.869
at all. Why just her classroom? Why only her?

00:22:41.990 --> 00:22:47.569
Oh, it's got Thanos too. Is that Wong? Yes! I

00:22:47.569 --> 00:22:50.490
think it's best if you keep some distance from

00:22:50.490 --> 00:23:02.660
this place. What the fuck, dude? Kill him with

00:23:02.660 --> 00:23:16.779
fire! Kill him with fire! That looks like a line

00:23:16.779 --> 00:23:27.940
of salt. Oh, Jesus! Oh, shit! Oh, get fucked.

00:23:28.579 --> 00:23:37.579
This is where the story really starts. How about

00:23:37.579 --> 00:23:42.119
now? Oh, I'll watch it. Yeah, I'll watch it like

00:23:42.119 --> 00:23:48.940
this with Logan. Son, this is what happens when

00:23:48.940 --> 00:23:55.880
you go to school. Yeah, okay. Yuck. Yuck. Yeah.

00:23:57.629 --> 00:24:00.150
That kid was cheating at Duck, Duck, Goose, by

00:24:00.150 --> 00:24:02.650
the way. Yeah, he was watching. He was looking.

00:24:02.950 --> 00:24:05.170
Oh, hang on. No, not Duck, Duck, Goose. Heads

00:24:05.170 --> 00:24:10.450
down, thumbs up. Such a great game. Yeah, just

00:24:10.450 --> 00:24:14.390
the kids running almost Naruto style. Fuck exactly

00:24:14.390 --> 00:24:17.970
what I was thinking. One gets hit by a fucking

00:24:17.970 --> 00:24:22.190
car. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Look, it's creepy as shit.

00:24:22.410 --> 00:24:27.319
Yeah. I think. When it first came out, there

00:24:27.319 --> 00:24:29.180
was something said about they wanted to try and

00:24:29.180 --> 00:24:32.960
do a very similar kind of what they did with

00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:36.559
the Blair Witch, you know, news articles online.

00:24:37.460 --> 00:24:39.640
But I think the fact that it involves kids, that

00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:44.279
might have, well, we might not fucking. Well,

00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:52.000
no. No. No. No. I saw it was made by the same

00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:54.140
people that made Barbarian. Did you watch that?

00:24:54.160 --> 00:24:57.240
I didn't see that one, no. It wasn't as good

00:24:57.240 --> 00:24:58.940
as I was hoping it was going to be. It wasn't

00:24:58.940 --> 00:25:02.839
bad, though. Do you think that using that as

00:25:02.839 --> 00:25:04.779
a selling point for this trailer was a good thing?

00:25:05.700 --> 00:25:10.019
Maybe. It was different. Was it a success? Did

00:25:10.019 --> 00:25:12.099
it do well? I think it did all right, yeah. Yeah?

00:25:12.259 --> 00:25:16.740
Yeah. Justin Long in there, fucking. Oh, I'm

00:25:16.740 --> 00:25:21.839
a fan of his. Yeah. Bobby Long. It wasn't a bad

00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:25.849
movie. It was kind of fucking. The big bad kind

00:25:25.849 --> 00:25:29.950
of reveal, I don't know, I kind of like when

00:25:29.950 --> 00:25:35.410
they don't kind of front up. Right. You know

00:25:35.410 --> 00:25:37.150
how sometimes the big bad, the monster, comes

00:25:37.150 --> 00:25:39.809
into the light and you get like a full reveal?

00:25:40.069 --> 00:25:43.549
So is it a horror movie, Barbarians? It's a horror

00:25:43.549 --> 00:25:46.430
movie. Okay. You get that kind of full reveal

00:25:46.430 --> 00:25:49.970
of the creature, the thing, the bad, the boogeyman,

00:25:50.049 --> 00:25:52.549
whatever you want to call it. At some point.

00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:55.960
It should have been more creepy, more kind of

00:25:55.960 --> 00:25:59.640
in the shadows type, if you ask me. So you like

00:25:59.640 --> 00:26:03.960
more of a cerebral horror where you don't know

00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:07.400
what is doing the frightening? I kind of like

00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:11.900
my things that go bump in the night to be not

00:26:11.900 --> 00:26:16.059
brought to light. Right, okay. So signs, for

00:26:16.059 --> 00:26:20.180
example. Fantastic up until that last part where

00:26:20.180 --> 00:26:22.700
the fucking alien came out into the house. Just

00:26:22.700 --> 00:26:25.140
standing there over the child. You could see

00:26:25.140 --> 00:26:27.700
it from head to toe. But the worst part is the

00:26:27.700 --> 00:26:31.480
CGI wasn't there. Yeah. But like. It looked like

00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:34.299
a plasticine model. Yeah. But like. Leading up

00:26:34.299 --> 00:26:37.400
to that though. Leading up to it. Man, when it's

00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:40.259
running around the house on the roof. And you

00:26:40.259 --> 00:26:42.619
just see that shadow on the fucking roof. So

00:26:42.619 --> 00:26:46.299
like it kind of touches on something that could

00:26:46.299 --> 00:26:48.799
possibly happen. Like, you know, neighborhood

00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:51.319
kids fucking around. Yeah. Kind of giving you

00:26:51.319 --> 00:26:53.359
a bit of a scare. But then it had that kind of

00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:55.579
supernatural fact at the end where the thing

00:26:55.579 --> 00:26:57.519
went rushing off into the fucking cornfield.

00:26:57.599 --> 00:26:59.700
The cornfield, for one thing, is a very kind

00:26:59.700 --> 00:27:07.200
of. In that where, what's his name? The bloke

00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:10.480
with the hair lip. Joaquin? Joaquin. Joaquin,

00:27:10.539 --> 00:27:13.380
sorry. Where Joaquin's on the ground. He's like

00:27:13.380 --> 00:27:15.519
shining a torch around. And he's just shining

00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:17.279
the torch around, but then you see the leg duck

00:27:17.279 --> 00:27:19.880
back. You don't see that leg before it pulls

00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:22.420
back. And that scared the fuck out of me. Even

00:27:22.420 --> 00:27:26.200
the birthday party in Brazil scene where it's

00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:30.119
on the news and it walks past the kind of Bigfoot

00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:33.000
-esque kind of stroll past at the end and it's

00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:35.720
like a blurry photo. If they had left it at that

00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:39.119
and the fingers under the door, fingers get cut

00:27:39.119 --> 00:27:43.039
off and like, oh, man, keep it in the dark, man.

00:27:43.079 --> 00:27:50.519
Yeah. So you would have liked Cloverfield. Cloverfield's

00:27:50.519 --> 00:27:52.259
different because that's a kaiju movie. Yeah,

00:27:52.299 --> 00:27:54.660
you never see that. They never explain where

00:27:54.660 --> 00:27:56.480
it comes from, what it is, who it is, where it

00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:58.599
is. Well, we might find out in the sequel. Well,

00:27:58.619 --> 00:28:00.839
there's been three. Well, no, we're getting a

00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:04.500
direct Cloverfield sequel. Right, okay. So not

00:28:04.500 --> 00:28:07.980
a Cloverfield universe. Right. Yeah, the guy

00:28:07.980 --> 00:28:10.700
that wrote and directed Cloverfield, which was

00:28:10.700 --> 00:28:14.529
a… J .J. Abrams movie. It was a production. Yeah,

00:28:14.609 --> 00:28:17.789
Bad Robot. Yeah, Bad Robot. So the guy that did

00:28:17.789 --> 00:28:21.589
that, he wants to make straight up. What was

00:28:21.589 --> 00:28:24.150
10 Cloverfield Lane, the Cloverfield Paradox?

00:28:27.250 --> 00:28:30.910
I think the Cloverfield Paradox explained a bit

00:28:30.910 --> 00:28:32.650
more because I went into space sort of thing.

00:28:32.769 --> 00:28:36.970
Explained where the kind of the shift in reality

00:28:36.970 --> 00:28:41.869
kind of brought whatever the kaiju was into our

00:28:41.869 --> 00:28:45.009
reality. I don't know whether we've talked about

00:28:45.009 --> 00:28:46.890
it before. I think we have. I'm pretty sure we

00:28:46.890 --> 00:28:49.769
have. We've talked about the Pacific Rim TV show,

00:28:49.869 --> 00:28:52.349
haven't we? Yeah. Amazon's bringing it in. Yeah.

00:28:52.549 --> 00:28:58.309
That weapons looks fucking creepy. Now there's

00:28:58.309 --> 00:29:00.750
another horror movie that's just released a trailer

00:29:00.750 --> 00:29:08.740
from Jordan Peele. Yeah. From us. Nope. So I

00:29:08.740 --> 00:29:10.700
don't know if it's a horror movie or more of

00:29:10.700 --> 00:29:13.579
a kind of a psychological kind of feeling. Like

00:29:13.579 --> 00:29:17.799
Us? Us wasn't really a horror movie. I think

00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:21.240
it went more towards a horror movie. Get Out

00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:26.099
was fucked up. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. I still haven't

00:29:26.099 --> 00:29:29.400
watched the Alien one. Nope. Yeah. I haven't

00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:32.279
watched that yet. Don't. Okay. It's not good.

00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:37.099
Oh, really? I loved Get Out. Yep. Us was a bit

00:29:37.099 --> 00:29:42.319
of a mess, especially when you've got M 'Baku,

00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:46.779
who in Black Panther is fucking formidable. Yeah.

00:29:47.019 --> 00:29:50.240
In Us. He's a soft man. You're like, what the

00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:55.779
fuck, bro? You're an Adonis. You are a fucking

00:29:55.779 --> 00:30:00.220
beautiful Anubian man. Smite these motherfuckers.

00:30:00.979 --> 00:30:03.980
Your family is there. Smite the shit out of him.

00:30:04.019 --> 00:30:05.819
But he doesn't. It's like, oh, my God, please

00:30:05.819 --> 00:30:09.740
leave. Please go. I don't want you here. Please

00:30:09.740 --> 00:30:14.359
go. I didn't mind us. It was different. Honestly,

00:30:14.460 --> 00:30:19.119
I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Why are these

00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:21.839
people underground? Are they clones? Are they

00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:23.480
copies? What is it? Why are they under there?

00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:25.400
Oh, man, it's been a minute since I watched it,

00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:28.019
so I don't remember what the explanation was.

00:30:28.359 --> 00:30:32.710
Get out. That was, whoa. I wouldn't even say

00:30:32.710 --> 00:30:35.029
Get Out was really a horror or scary. It was

00:30:35.029 --> 00:30:37.910
just a fucking commentary on fucking society.

00:30:37.990 --> 00:30:41.490
Exactly right. Should we watch the Superman trailer?

00:30:41.869 --> 00:30:46.670
No. No. Watch that Hymn trailer. You want to

00:30:46.670 --> 00:30:49.529
watch that? Well, that's the Jordan Peele one.

00:30:50.150 --> 00:30:56.069
He's very, very one word movies, isn't he? Mm

00:30:56.069 --> 00:30:59.640
-hmm. Oh, no. Get out. That's two. Come on, man.

00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:03.279
Get better. You're a professional podcaster.

00:31:04.660 --> 00:31:08.220
Get ready. Ooh, it's rated R. Strong bloody violence.

00:31:09.740 --> 00:31:11.240
Must have been an Australian that wrote that.

00:31:15.140 --> 00:31:20.700
Do you want this? I said, do you want this? If

00:31:20.700 --> 00:31:26.319
you want to transcend the game. You have to dig

00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:30.380
deep. Your mind and your body have to be in sync.

00:31:30.980 --> 00:31:36.140
Hang on. Is this the same movie? This just looks

00:31:36.140 --> 00:32:00.049
like a Powerade ad. So you're gonna have to ask

00:32:00.049 --> 00:32:05.789
yourself, what am I willing to sacrifice? God,

00:32:05.789 --> 00:32:42.200
he's got jack. This is everything. Do you? And

00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:57.539
show me. A bit different. No. That tells me nothing.

00:32:57.880 --> 00:32:59.680
Yeah, I don't know whether it's going to be supernatural

00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:02.220
or whether it's going to be like eyes wide shut

00:33:02.220 --> 00:33:04.839
kind of. Well, they're going to fuck each other.

00:33:04.940 --> 00:33:07.400
Maybe. I don't know. It looks fucking weird,

00:33:07.420 --> 00:33:15.960
man. Different type of stuff. We talk about trailer

00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:19.279
directors and producers, right? Mm -hmm. Whoever

00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:21.000
made that fucking trailer needs to be sacked.

00:33:21.960 --> 00:33:25.299
That did not sell that movie to me at all. It's

00:33:25.299 --> 00:33:30.240
going to make me go home and go. I don't know.

00:33:30.380 --> 00:33:32.039
I thought it was interesting. They've done something

00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:34.240
different. Like you said, it kind of looked like

00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:36.839
a Gatorade ad at the beginning. Then it fucking

00:33:36.839 --> 00:33:39.000
takes that fucking turn and just goes fucking.

00:33:39.659 --> 00:33:41.980
There's a head injury. We all know that head

00:33:41.980 --> 00:33:48.700
injuries lead to serial killers. And, look, some

00:33:48.700 --> 00:33:50.700
of the flash imagery in that was fucking odd.

00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:54.420
Yeah, like was that legit supernatural or was

00:33:54.420 --> 00:33:57.940
it like secret society kind of? Or is he just

00:33:57.940 --> 00:34:02.039
suffering from a fucking brain bleed? Don't know.

00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:04.980
Yeah. Look, I'm not going to pay for that one

00:34:04.980 --> 00:34:07.880
of the movies. I'm not going to the movies for

00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:13.539
that one. Yeah. That was odd. And I know everybody

00:34:13.539 --> 00:34:16.539
goes, oh, Jordan Peele, he's a visionary, he's

00:34:16.539 --> 00:34:18.260
evolutionary, he does all this sort of stuff

00:34:18.260 --> 00:34:24.820
with film. But that didn't sell me, man. And

00:34:24.820 --> 00:34:27.260
a trailer's meant to sell you. That's okay. It

00:34:27.260 --> 00:34:29.519
might not be for everyone. It might sell for

00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:34.980
people who enjoy sports, kind of who enjoy Jordan

00:34:34.980 --> 00:34:37.480
Peele's stuff. Now, we just watched Weapons.

00:34:38.460 --> 00:34:41.360
That sold me, dude, even though I don't want

00:34:41.360 --> 00:34:43.079
to watch it because it's going to scare the poop

00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:46.079
out of me. But it sold me. It was like this looks

00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:48.519
like a movie that I could watch. Well, see, weapons,

00:34:48.780 --> 00:34:51.300
you know, it asks a question, you know, what

00:34:51.300 --> 00:34:56.239
happens to these kids where that him, it just

00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:59.460
shows you a lot of stuff but it doesn't kind

00:34:59.460 --> 00:35:02.119
of ask you a question. Exactly right. Him. Who's

00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:06.280
him? Why is it about him? What's happening? Who's

00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:07.980
the main character of that? There were three

00:35:07.980 --> 00:35:09.679
different blokes in that and it could have been

00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:20.139
any one of them. Now, I don't get that. I'm confusion.

00:35:21.579 --> 00:35:25.860
As for Rant and Sundry. This is my favourite

00:35:25.860 --> 00:35:28.139
bit. I love this bit because I just get to talk

00:35:28.139 --> 00:35:32.559
shit. Fuck it, we'll dive straight into Thunderbolts.

00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:38.760
Spoilers! Oh, man. How good did fucking The Void

00:35:38.760 --> 00:35:41.179
look? No, no, no. We're not jumping straight

00:35:41.179 --> 00:35:43.420
in there. Oh, where do you want to fucking kick

00:35:43.420 --> 00:35:46.420
off? That cliff jump straight at the start. That

00:35:46.420 --> 00:35:49.960
was practical. She actually did that. Dude, look.

00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:55.519
She is so stunning. Even when she's dirty. Don't

00:35:55.519 --> 00:35:58.119
give a shit. Yeah, I think she's a fucking cool

00:35:58.119 --> 00:36:00.920
character. I love that she's actually able to

00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:04.699
hold on to a Russian accent, unlike Natasha.

00:36:05.059 --> 00:36:10.800
Yeah. Hers comes and goes. Dude, great introduction.

00:36:11.139 --> 00:36:16.900
That swan dive was incredible. Yeah. Talking

00:36:16.900 --> 00:36:18.699
about spoilers, that was actually in a trailer.

00:36:19.099 --> 00:36:25.360
Yeah. But, yeah, dude, the void man. Yeah. Just

00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:28.880
them fucking eyes. And they weren't overdone.

00:36:28.940 --> 00:36:32.039
No. When the trailer come out, I'm like, I hope

00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:34.320
they don't make it brighter than that. Yeah,

00:36:34.340 --> 00:36:35.940
well, I thought they were just kind of keeping

00:36:35.940 --> 00:36:39.760
him in kind of relief so he couldn't make out

00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:41.699
his costume. But that's what they actually went

00:36:41.699 --> 00:36:45.739
with. He looks so good, man. It looks like that

00:36:45.739 --> 00:36:49.519
Black 2 .0. It just looks like a character that

00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:54.530
hasn't been unlocked yet. Or like the Nega. version

00:36:54.530 --> 00:36:58.210
of a character, like Scott Pilgrim. Yeah, Nega Scott.

00:36:58.730 --> 00:37:04.369
Not, not the, no Nega. Fuckin hell, have to clarify

00:37:04.369 --> 00:37:10.670
that. Nega Scott. Ah dude, just the eyes, it was like

00:37:10.670 --> 00:37:14.130
he'd met Riddick at a, you know, at a dark prison.

00:37:14.250 --> 00:37:16.309
Yeah. And he got a surgical change up on his

00:37:16.309 --> 00:37:19.849
eyebrows. Speaking of that, they're making another

00:37:19.849 --> 00:37:24.719
one of those. Furia. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah, but

00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:28.239
just the black and that silver, that silver glow

00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:30.199
of his eyeballs looks so good. Yeah, so fucking

00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:34.719
cool. Taskmaster, master fucking bite in the

00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.719
dust. We knew that. She was going to be the Suicide

00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:42.780
Squad's early, early, you know. Yeah, Thunderbolt's

00:37:42.780 --> 00:37:46.880
fucking slipknot. Yeah. Like, man, I really wanted

00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:50.260
to see more of her though. Especially the redesign

00:37:50.260 --> 00:37:53.579
of her fucking suit. Dude, it was so good. And

00:37:53.579 --> 00:37:56.519
the fact that she had lines this time, a line

00:37:56.519 --> 00:37:59.420
this time. Yeah. She wasn't just like. Yeah,

00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:01.699
just fucking headshot she was out. Yeah, man.

00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:06.059
Yeah. And like, you know, ghost fucking took

00:38:06.059 --> 00:38:08.159
her out and then there was no remorse. No, good

00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:11.019
enough. Yeah. Another day in the office. Yeah.

00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:14.739
But that whole scene at the start where they're

00:38:14.739 --> 00:38:17.469
not trying to kill each other. They're only trying

00:38:17.469 --> 00:38:20.510
to take out their target. Yeah. It was cool.

00:38:20.750 --> 00:38:23.650
Yeah. And then all of a sudden, you know, after

00:38:23.650 --> 00:38:25.090
that's done, they sort of settle down. It's like.

00:38:27.510 --> 00:38:29.769
He's just looking over and Bob's like, hey, guys,

00:38:29.809 --> 00:38:33.409
how's it going? Yeah, it's funny. His reaction

00:38:33.409 --> 00:38:36.710
to seeing somebody die. Like, oh, God. You just

00:38:36.710 --> 00:38:40.210
fucking lose your lunch. I thought he was charming

00:38:40.210 --> 00:38:42.150
as shit. And I think I said last night, I would

00:38:42.150 --> 00:38:45.889
have been. See even Steven Yuen in that role,

00:38:46.050 --> 00:38:49.389
especially when they dye his hair later on. Yeah,

00:38:49.409 --> 00:38:50.650
that would have been really funny. It would have

00:38:50.650 --> 00:38:52.730
been weird, man. I could see him in that role

00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:54.929
up until the fucking blonde hair. Dyed hair.

00:38:55.769 --> 00:38:59.050
Yeah. Like, I really would have liked to have

00:38:59.050 --> 00:39:03.309
seen him rip DeFontaine to pieces. Yeah, no,

00:39:03.329 --> 00:39:04.869
I think she's going to hang around for quite

00:39:04.869 --> 00:39:08.130
a while yet. You reckon? Oh, yeah. I'd like to

00:39:08.130 --> 00:39:11.389
see, you know, Nick Fury smack him. Smack the

00:39:11.389 --> 00:39:16.190
shit out of him maybe. Yeah, well, he's off planet,

00:39:16.250 --> 00:39:17.989
isn't he? He's fucking got nothing to do with

00:39:17.989 --> 00:39:24.230
Earth. The showdown between the Sentry, not the

00:39:24.230 --> 00:39:28.170
Void, the Sentry and the Thunderbolts. Dude.

00:39:28.429 --> 00:39:31.150
Yeah. One of the things I like about the Sentry,

00:39:31.170 --> 00:39:33.670
the fact that they've nerfed him because he's

00:39:33.670 --> 00:39:37.769
just so OP. Well, the fact they've given him

00:39:37.769 --> 00:39:39.530
mental illness too, you know what I mean? Like

00:39:39.530 --> 00:39:42.090
he's got severe depression and he feels he's

00:39:42.090 --> 00:39:46.070
alone and he's got no one in the world. To give

00:39:46.070 --> 00:39:48.949
him an Achilles heel is a good idea because,

00:39:49.230 --> 00:39:53.610
mate, he fucking mopped the floor with all of

00:39:53.610 --> 00:39:56.630
them, man. Even when Bucky just went fucking

00:39:56.630 --> 00:39:58.829
nuts, man, and just built the shit out of him,

00:39:58.829 --> 00:40:02.530
he's just like. It wasn't even that, you know,

00:40:02.610 --> 00:40:04.900
his skin was bulletproof. He had that. Like a

00:40:04.900 --> 00:40:07.039
force field. It was like a shield, yeah. And

00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:09.300
then he just breaks off Bucky's arm and smacks

00:40:09.300 --> 00:40:14.679
him with it. Far out. Yeah. It was – that scene

00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:18.119
was good, man. I liked seeing, you know, Tony

00:40:18.119 --> 00:40:21.079
Stark's bar come back into play and then Century

00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:23.480
just pulled out of its foundations and smacked

00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:28.719
people with it. Yeah, that was a lot of fun.

00:40:29.699 --> 00:40:33.510
And then – Yeah, when they switched him off and

00:40:33.510 --> 00:40:37.710
his eyes just kind of went black. Yeah. And like,

00:40:37.849 --> 00:40:39.750
okay, let's fucking mop up this mess, get rid

00:40:39.750 --> 00:40:43.150
of Bob Buckin. And then the fury came. Yeah,

00:40:43.210 --> 00:40:46.789
all the fucking shadows started coalescing. Look,

00:40:46.909 --> 00:40:51.369
now initially when I seen the trailer, I thought

00:40:51.369 --> 00:40:53.110
that the Void was just blanking people out of

00:40:53.110 --> 00:40:55.670
existence. But the fact that he's taking them

00:40:55.670 --> 00:40:57.829
into a place where they're confronted by their

00:40:57.829 --> 00:41:01.090
most. Sinister fucking darkest thoughts. Yeah.

00:41:01.650 --> 00:41:05.250
That's even more evil, man. Yeah. Like we see

00:41:05.250 --> 00:41:09.630
Yelena going back to when she was a recruit for

00:41:09.630 --> 00:41:12.389
the Red Room and she lures one of her best friends

00:41:12.389 --> 00:41:14.469
into a forest just to be fucking assassinated.

00:41:14.730 --> 00:41:18.190
Yeah, hectic. And then he makes her relive that,

00:41:18.190 --> 00:41:21.110
dude. Could you imagine reliving your darkest

00:41:21.110 --> 00:41:24.409
secret and your darkest moment over and over

00:41:24.409 --> 00:41:27.829
again for all eternity? Yeah, it's quite a. Quite

00:41:27.829 --> 00:41:30.030
villainous. That's more evil than the snap, dude.

00:41:30.210 --> 00:41:32.449
Yeah. Yeah, at least they were gone. They didn't

00:41:32.449 --> 00:41:34.570
suffer. They were gone. It was instant. Yeah.

00:41:35.269 --> 00:41:39.349
Mate, and let's face it, it's a whole city that

00:41:39.349 --> 00:41:43.389
he absorbs. They're all reliving their fucking

00:41:43.389 --> 00:41:45.909
deepest, darkest secrets. And the first one to

00:41:45.909 --> 00:41:50.710
go is a kid. Yeah. One fucking, the Red Guardian

00:41:50.710 --> 00:41:53.690
takes a fucking chunk of fucking building for.

00:41:54.170 --> 00:41:59.750
And then he just goes. Sawyer. Yeah. What? Oh,

00:42:00.130 --> 00:42:03.250
my God. I can't believe. Yeah, I heard audible

00:42:03.250 --> 00:42:07.409
gasps when she fucking disappeared. Yeah. And

00:42:07.409 --> 00:42:10.150
just the visual, like earlier on when Yelena

00:42:10.150 --> 00:42:12.590
does a swan dive and she goes into the laboratory,

00:42:12.869 --> 00:42:15.730
right, and you see in the background, and it's

00:42:15.730 --> 00:42:17.510
only for a couple of frames. It's not the whole

00:42:17.510 --> 00:42:21.909
scene, but there's them two shadows. Those poor

00:42:21.909 --> 00:42:23.849
bastards are still in there. They're still fucking

00:42:23.849 --> 00:42:26.789
in there, dude. Yeah. They're still in there.

00:42:26.909 --> 00:42:31.210
Yeah. Reliving the human experience that they've

00:42:31.210 --> 00:42:33.710
been doing for the last 10 years. Yeah. Wild.

00:42:33.889 --> 00:42:36.650
That's dark. It's going to be interesting because

00:42:36.650 --> 00:42:40.030
it was that whole fucking showdown was in Manhattan.

00:42:40.550 --> 00:42:42.969
Yeah. What else is happening in Manhattan at

00:42:42.969 --> 00:42:46.449
the moment? Daredevil? No, he's not in Manhattan.

00:42:47.289 --> 00:42:48.949
Dude, he's on the fucking - He's in Hell's Kitchen.

00:42:49.170 --> 00:42:51.690
Yeah. Basically, yes, but Hell's Kitchen is in

00:42:51.690 --> 00:42:57.110
Manhattan. Is it? Yeah. Okay. Well, look. Well,

00:42:57.170 --> 00:42:59.670
look, is that going to play into Daredevil in

00:42:59.670 --> 00:43:01.570
the next season or what? I don't know. They mentioned

00:43:01.570 --> 00:43:05.329
the Skrulls in first season. Did they? Yeah,

00:43:05.349 --> 00:43:08.289
they – I forget the line. It was pretty much

00:43:08.289 --> 00:43:10.409
like a throwaway line. Because you shit at quotes.

00:43:10.789 --> 00:43:13.670
Yeah. You've got to get better at this. No. Okay.

00:43:14.449 --> 00:43:16.869
Yeah, but it's not going to happen. I've tried.

00:43:17.070 --> 00:43:19.550
Fair enough. Yeah, so it would be interesting

00:43:19.550 --> 00:43:21.389
to see whether that's mentioned in season two

00:43:21.389 --> 00:43:23.389
of Daredevil or not. Well, we've got another

00:43:23.389 --> 00:43:26.610
fucking year, man. Okay, here we go. We're going

00:43:26.610 --> 00:43:30.309
to jump forward to the end of credit scene. Does

00:43:30.309 --> 00:43:33.090
that mean that we're going to hear about the

00:43:33.090 --> 00:43:36.909
FF in Daredevil Season 2? Yeah. Now, I know we

00:43:36.909 --> 00:43:40.409
say Daredevil Season 2. We know. We know it'll

00:43:40.409 --> 00:43:45.110
be the fifth season of Daredevil. But MCU Daredevil

00:43:45.110 --> 00:43:48.389
Season 2. Born again Season 2. So we're seeing

00:43:48.389 --> 00:43:51.780
the FF arrive at the end. Are we going to see

00:43:51.780 --> 00:43:54.699
them in, like, are they going to at least allude

00:43:54.699 --> 00:43:57.000
to them? Because this is a fucking big thing.

00:43:57.079 --> 00:43:58.900
They're coming from a multidimensional rift.

00:43:59.079 --> 00:44:01.360
Yeah, well, they're already alluding in that

00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:03.880
post -credits scene that they're running out

00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:08.340
of space. Nothing's been mentioned about that

00:44:08.340 --> 00:44:13.579
prior, about running out of space. Yeah. So is

00:44:13.579 --> 00:44:18.860
this kind of the incursions happening? Are we

00:44:18.860 --> 00:44:21.010
going to get... Find out the answers to that

00:44:21.010 --> 00:44:24.010
in Fantastic Four because, yes, that ship that

00:44:24.010 --> 00:44:26.090
you see blasting off in the Fantastic Four trailer

00:44:26.090 --> 00:44:29.469
is what is arriving to Six Classics. There we

00:44:29.469 --> 00:44:32.849
go. So we speculated about this before, whether

00:44:32.849 --> 00:44:35.030
that's the ship that they go to to receive their

00:44:35.030 --> 00:44:37.869
powers or it's the ship that they use to get

00:44:37.869 --> 00:44:41.789
away from Earth. Yeah. And now we know. Yeah.

00:44:42.110 --> 00:44:44.949
And one, like, to throw back to the Fantastic

00:44:44.949 --> 00:44:48.360
Four trailer. Sorry, everybody. jump backwards

00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:51.380
and forwards between a lot of fucking shit. There's

00:44:51.380 --> 00:44:53.059
one particular scene, I'll probably put a picture

00:44:53.059 --> 00:44:57.519
up here of it, in the Fantastic Four trailer

00:44:57.519 --> 00:45:00.960
where you know that they've already got their

00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:03.840
powers, they're suited up to go to space. Ben

00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:09.300
Grimm is the thing. And you don't see Susan Storm

00:45:09.300 --> 00:45:13.739
dressed up, ready to go. But there's one scene

00:45:13.739 --> 00:45:16.840
and I'll... Show it here again. They're walking

00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:21.019
away from the camera and Pedro Pascal's Mr. Fantastic

00:45:21.019 --> 00:45:26.619
is kind of shepherding somebody along that looks

00:45:26.619 --> 00:45:28.280
like they're going along for a ride, a woman,

00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:34.920
you assume, Susan Storm. But, like, the first

00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:38.119
thing I thought was, like, why don't we see Susan

00:45:38.119 --> 00:45:40.840
Storm in that kind of get -up as well? She's

00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:43.000
staying home with Franklin. Is this later on

00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:51.639
in the end? Is this a depowered Shalla-bal? Maybe.

00:45:52.900 --> 00:45:57.460
And are they going looking because I said, you

00:45:57.460 --> 00:45:59.880
know, is Galactus going to be a cosmic threat

00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:03.760
or an interdimensional threat? Yes. Are they

00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:06.800
going looking for help or are they escaping the

00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:10.739
threat that consumes their world? Yeah. Well,

00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:12.920
see, and this is what I said to you last night.

00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:17.400
I'm a bit pissed off that they brought that seat

00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:21.079
reveal that they did with RDJ. So they brought

00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:24.119
that seat reveal. I think that was fucking really

00:46:24.119 --> 00:46:28.719
bad timing. It did seem weird. Because you've

00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:32.980
seen Thunderbolts held no weight because you

00:46:32.980 --> 00:46:34.500
knew all them characters were going to survive.

00:46:34.980 --> 00:46:38.539
Fantastic Four holds no weight. Because you know

00:46:38.539 --> 00:46:40.139
that all the Fantastic Four are going to survive.

00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:44.719
Yeah. If they just left that till after Fantastic

00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:47.420
Four aired, we're not going to see Doomsday for

00:46:47.420 --> 00:46:52.219
another eight, nine months. If you just held

00:46:52.219 --> 00:46:55.340
off that reveal, you don't need to sell Doomsday

00:46:55.340 --> 00:46:59.119
right now. You need to sell the Thunderbolts

00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:02.159
or you need to sell FF. Yeah. Leave that chair

00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:05.400
reveal until after Fantastic Four. Yeah. That's

00:47:05.400 --> 00:47:09.179
our slate for the next. 12 months. Yeah. I feel

00:47:09.179 --> 00:47:14.039
cheapened the fact that they stole that. Stole.

00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:16.519
I don't think steal is the right word. But they

00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:23.039
did. They've taken away the urgency. Yeah. Absolutely.

00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:25.199
We knew that none of them characters were going

00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:28.360
to die in Thunderbolts. We knew that none of

00:47:28.360 --> 00:47:29.679
these - Well, we knew Taskmaster wasn't going

00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:32.300
to - We knew, yeah. We know that no one's going

00:47:32.300 --> 00:47:34.400
to die in the Fantastic Four, so it takes away

00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:37.639
the urgency. It takes away the stakes. Yeah.

00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:41.599
They could have left the chair reveal out and

00:47:41.599 --> 00:47:48.590
kind of maybe hinted at Fantastic Four. In the

00:47:48.590 --> 00:47:51.570
post -credit scene, there's a definite four on

00:47:51.570 --> 00:47:53.510
the side of the ship, the Fantastic Four. You

00:47:53.510 --> 00:47:56.309
can't hide that. Can't hide that. But they could

00:47:56.309 --> 00:48:00.570
have had a weird -looking, future retro -looking

00:48:00.570 --> 00:48:02.769
ship. Just arrived. You didn't need to have.

00:48:02.769 --> 00:48:04.190
Just arrived. Didn't have to have the four. No,

00:48:04.190 --> 00:48:06.010
you did not. And then they didn't have to put

00:48:06.010 --> 00:48:09.690
that particular ship in the Fantastic Four trailer.

00:48:10.070 --> 00:48:12.409
That ship could have been left out. You're 100

00:48:12.409 --> 00:48:14.809
% right. That ship could have been left out.

00:48:14.969 --> 00:48:20.409
You are right there. Are they getting sloppy

00:48:20.409 --> 00:48:24.210
or is this some kind of misdirection? Well, we

00:48:24.210 --> 00:48:26.670
know that Foggy's still ahead of MCU, right?

00:48:27.530 --> 00:48:29.710
He's one of the greatest storytellers of our

00:48:29.710 --> 00:48:34.010
time. There's no, you can't deny that. But, yeah,

00:48:34.210 --> 00:48:36.630
it does seem like he's doing a couple of missteps

00:48:36.630 --> 00:48:40.889
now because you want to have that urgency. It's

00:48:40.889 --> 00:48:44.230
like having a prequel where you know that Obi

00:48:44.230 --> 00:48:45.789
-Wan's not going to die at the hands of Darth

00:48:45.789 --> 00:48:49.369
Vader. You know that Darth Vader's going to survive

00:48:49.369 --> 00:48:53.269
at the end of Obi -Wan Kenobi. This takes away

00:48:53.269 --> 00:48:56.670
the stakes, man. Stop doing it. Stop doing that.

00:48:57.170 --> 00:48:59.849
You're taking away the anticipation. You're taking

00:48:59.849 --> 00:49:03.869
away the white knuckle of a cinematic. Stop it.

00:49:04.190 --> 00:49:07.789
Just let it play out. You don't have to tease

00:49:07.789 --> 00:49:10.909
us with 25 seats that have names and factors

00:49:10.909 --> 00:49:13.670
on the back of them. You don't, man. That scene

00:49:13.670 --> 00:49:16.030
definitely looked like a reshoot too. I don't

00:49:16.030 --> 00:49:19.469
know. The one in Avengers Tower? Yeah, at the

00:49:19.469 --> 00:49:21.630
very end, post -credits scene. It looked like

00:49:21.630 --> 00:49:25.670
a reshoot. So DeFontaine now owns Avengers Tower.

00:49:26.289 --> 00:49:29.730
Mm -hmm. That's, yeah, sorry. And the Thunderbolts.

00:49:29.730 --> 00:49:31.429
Yeah, and the Thunderbolts are the new Avengers

00:49:31.429 --> 00:49:37.750
with a Z. New Avengers. With a Z. Did they really

00:49:37.750 --> 00:49:39.369
need to put that in there? I don't think they

00:49:39.369 --> 00:49:42.579
should have, man. You didn't need to have that

00:49:42.579 --> 00:49:45.460
ship in the Fantastic Four trailer. You didn't

00:49:45.460 --> 00:49:47.619
need to roll that ship over and show that big

00:49:47.619 --> 00:49:50.239
number four at the end of the post -credits scene

00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:54.619
of Thunderbolts. Leave us guessing, man. Let

00:49:54.619 --> 00:49:57.380
us hope. Let us fucking speculate. The speculation

00:49:57.380 --> 00:49:59.340
and everybody that's doing the YouTube videos

00:49:59.340 --> 00:50:01.039
and the reaction shit, they're the ones that

00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:02.280
are going to sell the tickets more than your

00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:07.239
trailer is. So leave us guessing. But, like,

00:50:07.260 --> 00:50:11.090
everyone looked different. Buffy had a wig. Buffy.

00:50:12.170 --> 00:50:15.590
Bucky. Bucky the winner soldier. Bucky had a

00:50:15.590 --> 00:50:17.550
wig on because he's fucking bald at the moment.

00:50:17.690 --> 00:50:20.610
Got no head, no hair. He's shaved head at the

00:50:20.610 --> 00:50:23.110
moment. Why? I don't know. For whatever role

00:50:23.110 --> 00:50:26.230
he's doing in the press. Jesus, man. He's got

00:50:26.230 --> 00:50:29.969
the Chadwick Boseman. Mate. He's got the Deborah

00:50:29.969 --> 00:50:36.210
Hawes. Come on, cunt. He's doing the press conferences

00:50:36.210 --> 00:50:39.639
at the moment, the tour. Bald head, he's shaved

00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:43.559
head. Okay. So definitely because it looked very

00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:48.159
thick haired, like Ghost had longer hair, slightly

00:50:48.159 --> 00:50:50.840
different colour. Yep. Like that can be excused

00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:54.300
for the 14 months later. But it definitely looked

00:50:54.300 --> 00:50:56.599
like they had brought them back just for a fucking

00:50:56.599 --> 00:50:59.679
reshoot and like why? Why did you just need to

00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:04.179
do that? Yeah. Like I would have been happy with

00:51:04.179 --> 00:51:08.559
just them kind of in Avengers Tower. doing a

00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:10.840
walk down the hallway, coming back from obviously

00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:13.280
a mission, seeming kind of dejected about the

00:51:13.280 --> 00:51:16.840
fact that, you know, Bucky, he had his talk to

00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:19.579
fucking Sam and Sam doesn't want them to be the

00:51:19.579 --> 00:51:22.599
Avengers. Yep. And just kind of have them mope

00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:25.019
about that. Yeah. And that would be fine. Don't

00:51:25.019 --> 00:51:28.920
show the fucking Fantastic Four. What? Just have

00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:32.280
the ship not roll over. Yeah. Not show the ship

00:51:32.280 --> 00:51:34.760
in the trailer. You're right, 100%. Don't show

00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:38.630
that ship. The ship in the trailer held no weight.

00:51:38.809 --> 00:51:44.389
It didn't need to be shown. I'm going to say

00:51:44.389 --> 00:51:47.349
and hope that it's a misdirection for some reason,

00:51:47.429 --> 00:51:49.349
but at the same time I thought we were being

00:51:49.349 --> 00:51:52.369
misdirected with the gaps in the fucking trailers.

00:51:52.429 --> 00:51:54.730
Didn't they close them up in the movie? And there

00:51:54.730 --> 00:51:56.769
was fucking no one there. I didn't see the gaps

00:51:56.769 --> 00:51:59.610
in the movie. Yeah, I don't know. Were they being

00:51:59.610 --> 00:52:03.010
cheeky? It was like they learnt from No Way Home.

00:52:03.409 --> 00:52:05.409
They're like, okay, in the trailer you can see

00:52:05.409 --> 00:52:07.880
gaps. And then in the movie we're going to fill

00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:10.460
them gaps. So how about we just have gaps in

00:52:10.460 --> 00:52:12.519
the trailer? Yeah, we'll just superimpose the

00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:14.800
bucket to the one side. To the right a little

00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:19.139
bit. And then we won't fill the gap. We'll just

00:52:19.139 --> 00:52:24.960
have the five. But I 100 % agree with you with

00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:27.420
it, man. Just leave the ship out. You didn't

00:52:27.420 --> 00:52:28.900
need to show me that number four at the end.

00:52:29.340 --> 00:52:31.960
When Yelena goes, oh, there's a multidimensional

00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:37.840
drift. Sorry, rift. There's a ship that's come

00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:41.320
through it. Fantastic. It's making me think,

00:52:41.380 --> 00:52:44.059
who could it be? What is it? Where's it coming

00:52:44.059 --> 00:52:46.480
from? It didn't need to reveal the ship itself.

00:52:46.719 --> 00:52:48.219
Not at all. You didn't need to roll that over.

00:52:48.219 --> 00:52:49.940
We didn't need to see the Fantastic Four logo

00:52:49.940 --> 00:52:55.159
at all. Where's the speculation? Thank you. Anticipation

00:52:55.159 --> 00:52:57.800
of something greater is what sells these movies.

00:52:58.440 --> 00:53:04.219
And we've seen a screen grab of Dr. Derm recently.

00:53:11.650 --> 00:53:17.090
I've got – I want to hope and I want – I don't

00:53:17.090 --> 00:53:21.250
want past Marvel to be the peak of Marvel. I

00:53:21.250 --> 00:53:24.329
want there to be more. I don't want the best

00:53:24.329 --> 00:53:30.469
of Marvel to be behind us. And I enjoyed Captain

00:53:30.469 --> 00:53:34.610
America. I enjoyed the Thunderbolts. Again, man,

00:53:34.809 --> 00:53:40.489
the Red Guardian was a – He was so charming,

00:53:40.570 --> 00:53:43.769
dude, and you just wanted to like the guy. Yeah.

00:53:45.210 --> 00:53:50.889
That mid -credit scene, he's just fucking sick,

00:53:50.949 --> 00:53:52.250
and he's like holding the box up. He's like,

00:53:52.389 --> 00:53:57.369
I'm on the cover of the Whitney's box. It's like,

00:53:57.429 --> 00:54:00.949
come on. Yeah. But, yeah, man, sell me some anticipation.

00:54:01.469 --> 00:54:03.610
Get me amped for the next eight months. We've

00:54:03.610 --> 00:54:08.869
got eight months. When does Fantastic Four come

00:54:08.869 --> 00:54:12.150
out? July. July? Two months. Two months. And

00:54:12.150 --> 00:54:16.389
then Doomsday's next year, March next year. Is

00:54:16.389 --> 00:54:19.289
that right? I believe so, yeah. We've got almost

00:54:19.289 --> 00:54:23.869
12 months to wait for the biggest Avengers movie

00:54:23.869 --> 00:54:26.349
since Endgame. Well, the only Avengers movie

00:54:26.349 --> 00:54:29.130
since Endgame. You're going to get Sam Wilson

00:54:29.130 --> 00:54:32.329
back. You're going to get all these characters

00:54:32.329 --> 00:54:36.599
back in there. But don't sell it now. Don't give

00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:39.820
it all out now because you're just going to go,

00:54:39.980 --> 00:54:43.920
oh, yeah, well, here we go. Look, they're going

00:54:43.920 --> 00:54:45.760
to get my money anyway. Yeah, I'm going to get

00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:47.960
it. But, dude, get me pumped for it. Get me excited.

00:54:48.079 --> 00:54:50.139
Let me speculate. You get all these YouTubers

00:54:50.139 --> 00:54:53.260
and all these content creators on all these platforms

00:54:53.260 --> 00:54:57.860
that are doing free advertising for you. Yeah.

00:54:59.300 --> 00:55:01.199
Give them something to talk about so that it

00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:03.440
gets people amped. All these different takes

00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:06.179
on the characters in the movies. are going to

00:55:06.179 --> 00:55:09.440
get more people excited and amped for it. If

00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:11.880
someone's doing a trailer reaction for your film,

00:55:12.059 --> 00:55:17.639
don't seek to sue them. Thank them. Like they're

00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:19.500
putting it out to their audience to hopefully

00:55:19.500 --> 00:55:24.780
give you a broader audience. I just wish they'd

00:55:24.780 --> 00:55:30.639
let us speculate more because it's fucking exciting.

00:55:31.300 --> 00:55:33.619
Yeah. And I know we're geeks, man, and we fucking

00:55:33.619 --> 00:55:35.820
nerd out over this shit, but it's fucking exciting.

00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:41.400
Man, Marvel movies, there's not too many of them

00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:44.739
that I don't like. There's obviously a few that

00:55:44.739 --> 00:55:51.880
aren't as strong as others, but just there is

00:55:51.880 --> 00:55:57.079
something kind of missing, this interconnective

00:55:57.079 --> 00:56:01.130
kind of tissue that the... first kind of three

00:56:01.130 --> 00:56:08.630
phases had um where now it's like you were picking

00:56:08.630 --> 00:56:12.170
up pieces and putting them together and it was

00:56:12.170 --> 00:56:14.510
fun following that kind of the breadcrumbs to

00:56:14.510 --> 00:56:18.150
kind of you know this is potentially going to

00:56:18.150 --> 00:56:20.849
happen and then you get the payoff but now it's

00:56:20.849 --> 00:56:23.989
just like they're just putting a whole heap of

00:56:23.989 --> 00:56:25.949
people in one movie a whole heap of people in

00:56:25.949 --> 00:56:29.260
another And, like, maybe an offhand comment about

00:56:29.260 --> 00:56:34.460
somebody. There's no, you know, Spider -Man pops

00:56:34.460 --> 00:56:37.260
in for fucking ten minutes or, like, with Civil

00:56:37.260 --> 00:56:42.699
War or, you know, Doctor Strange in Ragnarok

00:56:42.699 --> 00:56:48.340
was there for a fucking second. Yep. Yeah, like,

00:56:48.579 --> 00:56:52.199
these little kind of pop -in scenes. Instead

00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:55.300
of investing... In quality, they're investing

00:56:55.300 --> 00:56:59.079
in quantity, and it's not working. It's just

00:56:59.079 --> 00:57:00.579
not working. Well, we all know that from Secret

00:57:00.579 --> 00:57:03.860
Wars, man. That was so fucking bad. Secret Wars?

00:57:04.500 --> 00:57:06.199
No, we haven't seen that yet. Secret Invasion.

00:57:06.460 --> 00:57:10.300
No. Come on, bro. The super scroll at the end?

00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:14.639
Stop it. Headbutt against a wall instead. Everybody

00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:18.820
would have rather watched that. Now is she out

00:57:18.820 --> 00:57:22.860
there in the world? This is the thing, man. They're

00:57:22.860 --> 00:57:25.340
a victim of their own success. They're like,

00:57:25.380 --> 00:57:27.679
oh, we were great, man. Look at phase one, two,

00:57:27.699 --> 00:57:30.079
three, and four. It was incredible, mind -blowing.

00:57:30.980 --> 00:57:33.099
No, mate, after Endgame, you've shit the bed

00:57:33.099 --> 00:57:36.280
with nearly everything. It hurts to say, but

00:57:36.280 --> 00:57:40.440
yeah. It hurts so much because let's face it,

00:57:40.440 --> 00:57:45.480
man, for the last 12 years, as geeks, we've lived

00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:50.539
and breathed that. It was our source of everything.

00:57:51.949 --> 00:57:55.050
Yeah, it was, you know. We're still here talking

00:57:55.050 --> 00:57:57.829
about it 12 years later. It's just sad, man.

00:57:58.090 --> 00:58:01.050
What do you do? We burned down Kevin Foggy's

00:58:01.050 --> 00:58:04.530
house and we had Buddy's dog. We're not inciting

00:58:04.530 --> 00:58:12.289
any type of violence. Thank you very much. But,

00:58:12.289 --> 00:58:18.489
yeah, I just want, I don't want more content.

00:58:18.550 --> 00:58:24.570
I want better content. Okay. If we can, if they

00:58:24.570 --> 00:58:27.210
just stop throwing it, vomiting out stuff that

00:58:27.210 --> 00:58:29.050
they think everybody wants to see and give people

00:58:29.050 --> 00:58:33.010
what they want to see, it'll be better. Yeah.

00:58:34.190 --> 00:58:38.190
I think we might end this on a bit of a, we did

00:58:38.190 --> 00:58:43.909
the top five robots. Oh, I like these. This time

00:58:43.909 --> 00:58:48.630
we might do it a little bit different. I think

00:58:48.630 --> 00:58:50.369
Tan suggested, which I kind of like the idea

00:58:50.369 --> 00:58:54.239
of. Dude, Tan has some great ideas, man. Yes,

00:58:54.320 --> 00:58:56.880
thank you. You're a legend, bro. Thanks so much.

00:58:57.539 --> 00:59:02.400
The kind of the knockout. So start from number

00:59:02.400 --> 00:59:06.820
one, work your way down. You can't use what I've

00:59:06.820 --> 00:59:09.139
used. This is bullshit. That means you're going

00:59:09.139 --> 00:59:10.480
to go first and you're going to get the good

00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:12.699
ones. No, I'll let you go. Should we flip a coin?

00:59:13.079 --> 00:59:21.900
I don't have a coin. What is money? Rock, paper,

00:59:21.940 --> 00:59:25.019
scissors. Wizard's box? Just rock, paper, scissors.

00:59:25.139 --> 00:59:28.280
Okay, ready? Just one off or best of three? One

00:59:28.280 --> 00:59:32.059
off. Yeah. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. You're

00:59:32.059 --> 00:59:34.820
cheating! Okay, go again. Rock, paper, scissors.

00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:38.820
Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors.

00:59:39.019 --> 00:59:41.739
Oh, fuck off! This is bullshit. Let's go again.

00:59:41.960 --> 00:59:45.800
Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors.

00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:50.500
Yes! Winner, winner, chicken dinner! All right.

00:59:50.599 --> 00:59:54.719
Come on. Okay. We're going to go in pop culture.

00:59:54.820 --> 01:00:00.199
Yes. Movies, anime, cartoons, whatever. Top five.

01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:05.360
Aliens. Ooh. Okay. Are we going from five to

01:00:05.360 --> 01:00:08.659
one or one to five? One to five. One down. All

01:00:08.659 --> 01:00:11.400
right. We're going best aliens. Best aliens.

01:00:11.500 --> 01:00:15.039
And then, you know, maybe people can tell us

01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:19.309
who has the better list. Okay. Predator. I'm

01:00:19.309 --> 01:00:22.690
going to go with Xenomorph. Please. See, the

01:00:22.690 --> 01:00:24.449
thing that I have an issue with with Xenomorph,

01:00:24.769 --> 01:00:29.190
they're a mindless killer. They don't have any

01:00:29.190 --> 01:00:32.650
hierarchy, they don't have any honour, or they

01:00:32.650 --> 01:00:35.590
don't have any story. It's just, oh, look at

01:00:35.590 --> 01:00:36.969
me, little mouth, I'm going to bite your face

01:00:36.969 --> 01:00:41.550
off. That's the reason why they fall. That's

01:00:41.550 --> 01:00:46.150
the reason why the Predator falls. That's number

01:00:46.150 --> 01:00:50.440
two. It's up to you. Oh, we're still going on

01:00:50.440 --> 01:00:54.280
Alien. Okay. Yeah, Aliens. Next Alien would have

01:00:54.280 --> 01:01:05.539
to be Stitch. Okay. Okay. Interesting. Wow, that

01:01:05.539 --> 01:01:09.380
was really loud in my ear. I'm sorry. So loud.

01:01:12.059 --> 01:01:14.099
Come on, man. Yeah, we probably should have talked

01:01:14.099 --> 01:01:20.320
about this before ending. Let's just say I've

01:01:20.320 --> 01:01:26.559
won with Stitch. Well, that kind of threw me

01:01:26.559 --> 01:01:28.539
out and you went from fucking Predator to Stitch.

01:01:28.659 --> 01:01:33.219
Damn straight, bruh. I'm trying to dig back further

01:01:33.219 --> 01:01:37.559
into my brain because both of yours are pretty

01:01:37.559 --> 01:01:40.440
relevant at the moment. Oh, you're trying to

01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:44.059
get me on a shady deal here. Yeah, I'm digging

01:01:44.059 --> 01:01:47.099
back, yeah. Deep. Trying to anyway. It's fucking

01:01:47.099 --> 01:01:56.559
not working. I've been inside, Jeremy. Jeremy.

01:01:57.400 --> 01:02:07.400
Look. Here it is. It's no fault of my own. Pick

01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:17.440
your alien, douchebag. I've broken the kid. My

01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:21.820
parents watch this show. Sorry, Lifebringer.

01:02:23.920 --> 01:02:28.219
Let's go. Fuck me. Mate, we've got 16 minutes

01:02:28.219 --> 01:02:30.500
to film this. Let's go. Yeah, we're probably

01:02:30.500 --> 01:02:37.139
going to use most of it. Fucking Widget the World

01:02:37.139 --> 01:02:40.539
Watcher. Widget the World Watcher. Yeah, okay.

01:02:40.639 --> 01:03:00.659
That's crap, dude. Third. Superman. Okay. Everyone's

01:03:00.659 --> 01:03:03.179
waiting on you. Do you not think while I'm talking?

01:03:03.539 --> 01:03:06.440
No. Oh, okay. You just caught up in my eyes.

01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:09.320
Well, the thing is, it's not going to be that

01:03:09.320 --> 01:03:11.320
long because I'll just fucking edit this. You

01:03:11.320 --> 01:03:20.539
son of a bitch. Can't edit that out. Sponsored

01:03:20.539 --> 01:03:27.079
by Hard Solo. Not Han Solo. Hard. Optimus Prime.

01:03:27.280 --> 01:03:28.860
Motherfucker, that was going to be my next one.

01:03:30.099 --> 01:03:48.940
Okay. Wow. Nah. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. I'm remembering

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properties, but not one specific. Fucking alien.

01:03:53.510 --> 01:03:56.869
Well, I mean, the Xenomorph was like a race of

01:03:56.869 --> 01:04:02.489
alien. Okay. So the Biker Mice from Mars. Oh,

01:04:02.690 --> 01:04:12.050
let's go. Nice call, Mr. Spock. Which version?

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Zachary Quinto, bro. Jesus. I mean, Leonard Nimoy,

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he's a king. But yeah. These are going to be

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transcendent. Okay, I'm buckled in. The paranoid

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android. Motherfucker, Marvin. Why did I not

01:04:31.639 --> 01:04:37.460
think of that? Is he an alien though? Yeah. Can't

01:04:37.460 --> 01:04:39.440
say that though because he's not a living organism.

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He's from another world. Donald Trump's also

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from another world, but we don't say he's a fucking

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alien. He's just a weird cunt. I should have

01:04:50.780 --> 01:04:53.280
said Elon Musk because he's clearly from a different

01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:57.000
fucking planet, bro. Yeah. All right. So for

01:04:57.000 --> 01:05:01.679
Clint, we had the Predator. We had Stitch, Superman,

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Yoda, and Spock. The fucking – hang on a minute.

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What? There's a lot of S's in my list. There

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is a few. Yeah. I had the Xenomorphs. Okay. Widget the

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World Watcher, for nostalgia reasons. As well

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as Optimus Prime. Oh, you son of a bitch. And

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the Biker Mice from Mars. Dude, come on, man.

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Saturday morning cartoons were the best with

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the Biker Moss from Mars. They need to make a

01:05:28.260 --> 01:05:30.760
real -life version. Not even real -life, but

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give me a fucking updated movie of that. Keep

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going. Sorry to keep interrupting. And then to

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wrap up my top five would be Marvin the Paranoid

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Android. You need to shut your cornhole mouth.

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I only said that. Mainly because it was the last

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one and because you didn't say it. Piece of shit.

01:05:47.800 --> 01:05:51.400
Yeah. I should have said, say, Zaphod Beeblebrox

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because he's one of my favourite aliens ever.

01:05:53.579 --> 01:05:55.739
But I didn't. Do you want to know why I didn't?

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Why? Because to me, he's a person. From another

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world. From another world. Therefore an alien.

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That Marvin ran it out. But bike and wash from

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Mars. Fucking good, Paul, bro. Oh, yeah. I love

01:06:10.539 --> 01:06:13.559
that. Such a good show. You have to rewatch it.

01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:17.579
You know what really pisses me off? All the Teenage

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Mutant Ninja Turtles movies and cartoons they've

01:06:19.219 --> 01:06:20.860
brought out and not a single block of mice from

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Mars. Fuck off. Yeah, I don't think it hit as

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many. Or street sharks. They weren't aliens.

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Doesn't matter. They're mutants. But, yeah, street

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sharks were sick. Do you remember Bucky O 'Hare?

01:06:34.980 --> 01:06:39.280
No. What about Earthworm Jim? Earthworm Jim?

01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:42.780
Hell yeah. Toe Jim and all? Toe Jim and all,

01:06:42.820 --> 01:06:45.880
yeah. Oh, man, there's some fucking great cartoons.

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Oh, we've got Abe from Abe's Odyssey. Yeah, yeah.

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Wasn't that a funny game? That's a good game.

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Yeah. Well. It's seven minutes to go, bro. Yeah,

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we'll wrap that up there. Hell yeah. Feel free

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to leave a comment anywhere on who wins out of

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the top five aliens. Me. You lost it at Widget.

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Fuck with. Any questions or any comments you'd

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like to leave, please leave it in the comments

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that sort of stuff. Until next time, see you

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later. Love, peace, chicken grease.