back to the main mic my name is harper and i'm
mackenzie i'm zach and i'm aubrey and uh tropical
smoothie cafe tried killing zach today that's
how we're gonna open up the podcast yes it was
kind of bizarre yeah what do you mean a little
lime berry is actually a jedi jr with strawberry
banana he's allergic to banana i yeah i'm allergic
to like i don't know if it's directly banana
but it's like fruits like Because I explained
this to my doctor and she was like, well, actually.
And she gave me like a sheet or she showed me
one. This was like two years ago, too. So I don't
remember much. But apparently there's like when
they're harvesting like these fruits, they put
stuff on the fruits to like keep them more fresh
and preserve them until they're like in the store.
And that's what she thinks I'm allergic to. Oh,
so like the chemicals? yeah or something there's
like or pollen that like lands on it i don't
it was something like that are there other fruits
you're allergic to well it's yeah like watermelon
can do the same thing if i have a lot of it but
it's it's usually just bananas and i don't know
why i have that reaction with pineapple but i
feel like it's a grown allergy instead of it
might be chemicals but i would eat pineapple
every day pineapple is the best fruit i love
pineapple pineapple is the only fruit that eats
you back What? Do you guys not know that? Yeah,
it has, like, what is it? It has some, like,
enzymes or something in it where it, like, it'll
eat, like, you back. That's why your mouth will
start getting, like, tingly. Oh, that's why it
hurts. Yeah. Yeah, or you also might be allergic
to it. But it's the fact that it's just so acidic.
It's such an acidic fruit. A lot of people have
the same reaction to tomatoes. Raw tomatoes are
the worst thing ever. I hate raw tomatoes. I
love tomatoes. Go away. I feel like raw tomatoes
are really good on BLTs. Nope. I actually take
the tomato off of the BLT. You are a child. I
will just have lettuce, bacon, and mayo. Ew.
Gross. That's actually disgusting. Tomatoes are
weird. It's like the weirdest texture. Like,
I'll agree there. I hate, like, the texture of
raw tomatoes. But, like, just the bacon, lettuce,
and mayo. What is that? At least substitute it
for something else. Lettuce? Like, what? Lettuce?
I said lettuce. It's a BLT, Harper. Well, like,
extra lettuce? Or, like... A different meat as
well. Right. You can add like turkey on there.
I don't like turkey. Or like switch it with onion
maybe. I also don't like chicken. You say lemon.
Onion? Oh, yeah. Ew. I was like, wow. Well, caramelized
onions would taste good on that. I like raw onion.
No. I like it something. Yeah, there's like.
onion rings i actually don't like onion rings
why so you like raw onion but you don't like
deep fried onion no like cooked onion i mean
i'll eat like caramelized onions or like sauteed
onions or something but like when you fry them
as an onion ring i don't know i just don't like
it maybe it's like the like the oil they fry
it in maybe not the oil but like the batter have
you tried one from like texas roadhouse No. Have
you tried one from Freddy's? Probably. Town Topic?
I haven't been there in so long. Freddy's? Town
Topic. Did I not just say Town Topic? I thought
you were saying there was a topic in the town
you were about to talk to. I don't know what
that is. Town Topic's like a little burger joint.
Like a very tiny downtown. It's very small. Exactly.
See, I don't know what that is. It's like a tiny...
I don't go to KC. It's literally just a kitchen.
And then you walk up to the outside of it, and
there's a window. So it's like an old McDonald's.
I've heard of it, but I've never been. I don't
like how small it is. There are seats inside,
but they have had it closed down for a while,
and they've just been doing window. I think since
before COVID, too. The last time that I went,
I went inside with my sister and whoever else
was with us. But, like, it's a really small place.
It's, like, literally just, like, the bar. You
have, like, five seats. Yeah. And it's, like,
where do you even order at? It gave me a lot
of anxiety, but I still ordered a burger, so.
I feel like Town Talk's the one place I really
enjoy burgers at. Get closer to your mic, Mackenzie.
Come on. Last episode. Last episode. Do this
for me. Please. Last episode, she was really
quiet. Was I? No, I was just saying, like, her
audio levels are not high. Oh, this is the last
episode. Yeah. This is the last episode, period.
No. We'll come back after summer. Yeah, we'll
see you guys next year. Well, this almost became
the last one with you. Yeah. They thought I was
going to die. I knew I was going to be fine.
But my throat was. closing up a little bit but
i was about to tell him i was about to gaslight
him because i was like no i got you a little
lime berry i'm like there's no i tasted it and
i was like this tastes like banana and she's
like let me try this and she's like oh it is
i'm like yeah no i was literally just about to
be like drink the whole thing in front of me
right now okay i might have actually like had
to go do something if that happened but we ended
up just throwing it away Yeah. Unfortunately.
And leaving a review. We left it. A voicemail.
Harper left several voicemails. No, I left one
voicemail. I called them several times. Because
what do you mean? I spent money on that. And
also, what am I going to get out of it? Like
a couple gift cards? Like you almost killed my
friend? Give me a hat. Give me a Tropical Smoothie
hat. I have an old Tropical Smoothie Cafe hat
because I work there. You want it? It's not the
same. Oh. I need one that says like. I need one
with, like, a gravestone on it. Oh, you need
a custom? I need custom. It says, sorry, Zach.
Death by smoothie? Yeah. I feel like someone
totally has that, death by smoothie, some, like,
happy day brand or something. We should probably
explain who your friend is. Oh. Guys, I went
to high school with her. She's currently enrolled
at Johnson County Community College, and she's
working on learning ASL. And anything else, you're
welcome to add. Yeah, like Harper said, I've
known her since freshman year science class.
Was it really? Yeah, I think it was science class.
And then graduated high school, took a break
and just worked for two years and then came back
here and started learning sign language, which
sat out to the sign language program. It's amazing
and everyone should try it. I've heard it's really
good here. And then here's our 30 -minute segment,
and we're all going to be in ASL. Yep. We're
not going to talk for the next 30 minutes. Good
luck. Anyways, yeah, Zach almost died from a
smoothie today. Yep. Almost died. Totally. And
they wouldn't pick up their phone call. They
did not. Do you want to call them on the podcast?
We'll call them a couple times. I have called
them seven times, and I left one voicemail, and
I left one. Yelp review. I think they blocked
your number. Nope, not anymore. Imagine they
pick up. That'd be insane. That did not just
happen, dude. They picked up during the podcast,
but not the seven times you called them. What?
She even said, she's like, what if they pick
up? And then they did. All of her faces went.
Because it was ringing like she was going to
pick up. Oh my God. We're just going to edit
out her first number. I'll bleep that out. I'll
bleep out all the silence and stuff too, but
that's staying in. That's funny. You took a Benadryl,
he's fine. Oh, like what? Have a great rest of
your day. At least she did at least ask if you
were okay. And I was like, he took some water.
He took a Benadryl. What else are we supposed
to do? He's in the hospital, actually. Oh, my
God. I should have said that. No. It would have
been, like, a lot funnier if I would just be
like, I don't know. He left. We don't know where
he went. He's not responding to our calls and
texts. Are they going to give you a refund on
just the drink or your entire order? I have no
idea. I will look at that later and, like, text
you guys. You might just get 20 bucks back. If
I get 20 bucks back, that's fine. I really should
have roped in, like, yours, like, whole entire
food. I mean, like, yeah, no. We just got the
wrong order. Yeah, we both just. You gave us
both the wrong order. We ate it, but it was wrong.
That was so funny. I'm so glad we were recording.
It was funny because it was awkward. Yeah, no,
you made it so awkward, Harper. Well, okay, I
was expecting her to pick up because I called
her eight times and there was literally zero
answer at all. I was like, I left a voicemail,
but my friend is currently dying of a... allergic
reaction. Like he took a Benadryl, he chugged
some water, but like, what do you mean? Okay.
Like, no, okay. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
I don't care about the counter. They have a counter
for every single time I say pause. I think that
was four. Oh, five. It doesn't count because
I was explaining. Um, anyways, it's actually
kind of insane that you're like, I want to order
a little lime berry. And then you don't have
to clarify. I want to order a little lime berry
because my friend is allergic to bananas. You
know? What was I supposed to do in that moment?
But also, I didn't know you were allergic to
bananas until you took a sip and was like, this
is bananas. I'm allergic to bananas. Well, I
typically don't say it because, like, I don't
know. I guess I probably should have, like, knowing
that it was smoothies. But, like, I've never
gotten tropical smoothie before, and that was
a first experience. Such a great first experience.
I should have added. I was like. The first experience
he's had with Tropical Smoothie Cafe, I wanted
to get him a little lime berry. I want to be
shouted out by the official Tropical Smoothie
Twitter account. I should probably give him a
call back and be like, actually, can I talk to
your manager? No, Harper. I'm kidding, of course.
Okay, first of all, pause. They need to be super
careful. They need to be super careful about
what they put in. Whenever I worked at Tropical
Smoothie Cafe way back in high school, we...
we had like specific obviously there's uh like
orange blenders for if we use peanut butter and
then if we like accidentally used peanut butter
in like one of our clear ones we had to immediately
go to the back like rinse it off sanitize it
and then let it dry before we could use it again
yeah we did the same thing as scooters like we
had the we had the orange like at least when
you were there you guys were really really mindful
yeah it was very demure And then there was one
point where someone accidentally ordered something
with their allergy in it and then didn't clarify.
And they're like, it's my mistake. And then literally
a week after that, we had a new implement where
we have to ask if there's any allergies. You're
probably going to make them implement that now,
by the way. Well, perfect. That's good. So good.
To be honest, they're - They should be. Especially
in the sense of like - But even if they did,
Harper wouldn't know. That's true. The thing
is, like... Future reference now. Well, okay.
Future reference if you... Okay. Six. I'm counting
that. You guys. I asked him, hey, I'm at Tropical
Smoothie Cafe. We're running a bit late. Do you
want anything? I didn't know Mackenzie was going
to be here. Otherwise, I would have asked her
if she wanted something. It's okay. I didn't
really get anything either. Except a sore throat.
But I was just like, yeah. And then he's like,
I've never had it. Get me whatever. And then,
like... That's, like, the moment where you're
like, get me whatever, but don't include bananas.
Listen, I understand that now. If you're allergic
to bananas. But even then, it wouldn't have changed
anything. True. You still got the wrong order.
I didn't get, okay, yeah, they did, like, pour
the wrong thing, but, like, I don't know. For
future reference, I am allergic to bananas. There
you go. Okay, and so is Mackenzie. So is Mackenzie.
Imagine if she got two of the same thing and
they were both strawberry and banana. Oh, my
God. And I'm allergic to pineapple in case anyone
else wants a smoothie order for me. Let's get
a pineapple banana smoothie. Literally. That
sounds terrible. Like, not even because I'm allergic
to it, but that just sounds terrible. Dude, that's
like a pina colada. I've never had a pina colada.
Wait, what is it? Like, that's a pina colada.
No, a pina colada, that's not bananas. A pina
colada. I thought it was coconut. Coconut and
pineapple. Yeah. Normally, it's an alcoholic
drink, so it has a Malibu rum in it. And then
coconut puree and then pineapple juice. All I
know is what a Shirley Temple is. We actually
do at Tropical Smoothie Cafe. At Tropical Smoothie
Cafe, there is a hidden menu. Like an entire
hidden menu. And there is one that has banana
and pineapple in it. I think it's called like,
I don't know, something like Here Comes the Sun.
There's also one, it's called Sunny D, and it's
purely basically just an orange smoothie. Like
a Sunny D? Yeah. That's why it's called Sunny
D. Yeah. Could put that together, Harper. Oh
my gosh, wait. What? Hey guys, you know how crazy
my dating life is? Yes. Do you know who else
has a crazy dating life? Who I want an update
from? Not me. Are there any updates? What's happened?
What's happened? I'm trying to think. It just
clicked in my head. I know that was a really
weird change of topic, but... I mean, the only
thing happening... I mean, me and Travis are...
Cool. I mean, I've been to his place like five
times last week. Have you guys been, like, are
you dating again? No. He doesn't ask me out.
We're just friends, I guess, right now. I don't
know. Yeah. Sure. Phil Aubrey in. Same guy who
bought pizza, wrote love letters. Yeah, he wrote
me a love letter. I mean, listen to the last
podcast. So I have a little bit of knowledge
on that situation. I did a recap on that, didn't
I? Yeah, you did. Talk about love letters, and
you gave him one back. Yeah, I gave him one back.
You guys were talking. She did her research.
Finally. Finally, someone did. That was the one
viewer we had on the last episode. So basically,
since I've been hanging out with him, he's bought
me food. He didn't buy my clothes, though. So
that sucks. Red flag. I had to buy my own clothes
for the concert. Minus one point. Right. For
every article he didn't buy. I bought, like,
three things. So, three points. We went to...
He's on a point system. You reach 10, he's out.
He bought me stuff at the mall, though. We went
to the mall. We went to Barnes & Noble. And he
bought me this cute little, like, package of
utensils. School supplies. Cute. But it was really
cute. It had like a little frog on it. Adorable.
Points back on that. He's at two now. Were they
like themed like Hello Kitty or anything? It
was this little frog. I don't know what it was.
Just a frog. It was a frog and he had like a
little bow tie and he had like a strawberry.
Yeah, I thought you mentioned that last time
too. I think so. I don't remember. It was so
adorable. A little strawberry. I love strawberries.
But what else did he do? He bought me food again.
I mean, he buys me food every single time. So
he's a gentleman. He's back at one point. Yeah.
But I did go to Taco Bell with him, and I eat
a lot from Taco Bell. I usually get the two chalupas
and a beefy five -layer burrito, and he wouldn't
buy me the beefy five -layer burrito. He's back
at two. What do you mean he only bought half
of your meal? So he wouldn't order me the beefy
five -layer burrito. Why? What? Why specifically
the beefy five -layer? He said no because we're
going to eat tomorrow too. Yeah, no crap. You're
going to eat every day. You need to still eat.
I guess me eating two chalupas plus the extra
taco that comes with that. Three points. I didn't
like that comment he made. Yeah, that's insane.
What do you mean? Is he trying to diet you? I
don't need to diet. I'm losing weight anyway.
But no. Red flag. Three points. Nope, nope, nope.
Yeah, I mean, that's it. I mean, he's buying
me food, all that cool stuff. He seems really
nice, though. He's cool. He's like, you seem
unsure about it, though. He's cool? He's so nice.
Because he's kind of a bully, and he's kind of
childish. Four points. That's like, that's insane.
Like, what do you mean a bully? You know how
like in some relationships, like you'll play
fight with your significant other. He doesn't
play fight, he just fights. No, no, no, no, no,
no. He's not like beating me. Let's get that.
Do we need to call somebody? He's like, I mean,
we play fight, but he also like, he likes to
tell jokes. He thinks he's very funny, which
I mean, he is sometimes, but his jokes aren't
always funny. He doesn't know where the line
is. So he crosses the line. What's the line?
He, like, the line is, like, bad jokes about
me. So when we were dating. Oh, five points.
So, like, making fun of you? Yes. Yeah, five
points. What? That's rude. Exactly. Negative
eight points. That's, like, disgusting. Negative
eight points. He's, like, he'll tell those jokes.
No, we're adding up. If he reaches ten, then
it's out. All right. I know. Negative eight.
Like, eight. Oh, eight total now. Yeah. When
we were together, he would make those jokes,
but he wouldn't. give any compliments to me at
all so he's literally just like like what like
what what kind of like bullying like you're ugly
you're fat kind of bully no no no no no well
That beefy five -layer burrito comment was kind
of iffy. That was kind of iffy, I'm not gonna
lie. No, he doesn't call me fat, but the ugly
one, I'll ask him, like, do you think I'm pretty?
And he'll be like, yeah, I'm pretty ugly. I'm
like, dude. What? Please. I would get it if it
was a one -time thing, but if it's constant,
yeah, no. Six points. That was when we were dating,
like two years ago. Oh, he's a changed person
now. Yeah, he doesn't tell that joke anymore.
Good. Does he compliment you? No, she specified
that joke, which means there's more. There's
more jokes. I can't remember any of his jokes
right off the bat. Yeah, because you trauma -blocked
it. I know. He's doing better. He doesn't like...
tell those kind of jokes anymore. Like, those
self -deprecating and, like, jokes about me.
Because he'll do it to himself, too. But... So
a man who hates himself and takes it out on other
people? He's doing better, like I said. That
sounds like me and my ex right now. Really? But,
like... No, your ex is begging, dude. Oh, well.
He's crazy. Minus the fact that he was, like...
He, like, gave up towards the end. Good. Yeah.
You didn't update me on that. You know, like,
last night he gave up. That was it. W. You know,
my dating life is kind of crazy, actually, because
I literally have a stalker. My life is kind of
crazy. It's a little bit insane. What do you
mean you have a stalker? I don't know if he's
still stalking me now. What? Now? Yeah, because
it's been, like, some months. Oh, nice. Excuse
me? It started in August of last year. That's
not a few months. Yeah, I hate to break it to
you. That's almost a year. It's only May, but
June, July, August. That's nine months. Okay,
okay, okay. But I don't know. I'm still worried
because I'm about to go to DreamCon. Oh, yeah.
And I don't know if he's going to be there because
he knows that I'm going. And he knows what I'm
cosplaying as if I buy the cosplay. You should
change it up. I thought about it, and I have
changed some of them, but he also knows what
I look like, so. Get a face covering. Yeah, get
a mask character. Be a furry or something for
this one convention. I think I have to bleep
out that word. I met him on Roblox. What the
hell? Mackenzie! You have a Roblox stalker? I
was playing Neighbors. You have a Roblox stalker?
Mackenzie! Your life might be more insane than
Harper's now. Actually, yeah, there's actually
a couple of these guys from the universe. A couple?
You have a couple stalkers? They're not all stalkers,
but they're all weirdos. I had one guy literally
tell me to die because I wouldn't watch anime
with him. Wait, what show? What show? I don't
know. Hold on. I can look. How recent was this?
This is all from like last year though. But he
did trauma dump on me the first time we met.
Like everything. Do you know how old he is? He's
like 19. 19. Literally. Unless he turned 20 this
year, but I don't know. He was 19. You've met
with these people IRL? No. They text me on Discord.
That's why I hate Discord. That's fair. See,
here's the thing. I don't give my Discord to
people I don't know. No, I didn't give him my
Discord. He found you? No. This girl that I met
on Neighbors gave him my Discord. You need to
stop playing that game. I haven't played it in
forever. Why don't you block them? I did. And
they made another? No. No. Well, the other guy
did. His name is Kai. he made a whole nother
account he made three he had my tiktok actually
so he made three different tiktok accounts to
text me i was smelling my hair just because i
didn't know if it smelled like sweat i'm so sorry
he made three different tiktok yes i didn't realize
but one of the accounts the freaking profile
picture was of um buttercup from powerpuff girls
oh my god oh my god he literally was calling
me buttercup and i i literally just realized
that just now That's why he made it the picture.
I'm like, that's so freaking weird. But he kept
lying to me, and he kept, like, unadding me on
Discord. And I'm like, dude. He's a pick me.
Yeah. My ex listens to this podcast anyway. Yeah.
I told him, like, I was done, like, after the
third time. I don't care. Am I bleeping out any
of yours? No. I don't care about these dudes.
They're stalkers. I mean, yeah. I'm not even
going to bleep out his name. I'm going to expose
the stalker. Kai, if we get you. That's not his
real name, so that's his Roblox name. It's actually
Rukai, but I think he's just copying Rukai from
Kai Sanat or something. I don't know. Well, if
you see a Kai on Roblox on Neighbors, go away.
Like, yeah, report him. Yeah, I blocked him,
deleted all the photos and everything. He was
weird. Is he stalking you in public? No, on social
media. Or just on social. On social media. That's
still weird. Very weird. So you have like an
obsessive fan. Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Says
the one who had fan pages about them. Shut up.
Every couple months. Do you remember those in
high school? Yes. Oh my god. Yes, I do. You guys
have such crazy lore. What the hell? Okay, well,
now that we've talked enough about... we just
yeah we just had an entire lore drop about the
most insane stuff i've heard in a long time but
anyway yeah no let's get into the games so i
mean the past couple of times we've played two
truths and a lie also there's also the idea of
us doing a quiz like all of us doing the same
quiz um but what i was saying is this is the
literal last episode you're gonna be listening
to this because um like it'd be summer already
we're uploading this on friday and everyone that
day after the school day ends yeah it's summer
it's summer yeah so i don't know is that it that's
super exciting guys we're almost there so the
quiz states what like it just says choose a color
and yeah well we found okay so we found a quiz
it's gonna be what is your superpower so we're
gonna go through them we're all gonna answer
at like the same time but we're gonna like Like,
pick what... We think. Like, what we're picking.
Like, we'll say what... You know what I mean.
This is so unserious. It says, choose a color.
I know, choose a color. Red, orange, or yellow
in the first... I'm picking purple or pink. Yeah,
I am too. Blue, green, any shade. Purple or pink.
I pick mine. Black, white, or gray. Other, LOL.
I think I'm doing blue or green. Ash, any shade.
Which one did you do, Mackenzie? Purple and pink.
Nice. I think, yeah, I'm going to go with the
blue -green, any shade. Nice. Okay, choose a
pet. Yeah, I'm obviously going to pick cat, so.
Cat, dog, bird, horse. There's a marsupial. Yeah,
there's a marsupial choice. I'm going to choose
dog. I'm choosing dog. I'm picking cat. What
is your favorite? Movie slash book genre. Romance.
Did you say that backwards? Romance. Thriller.
Comedy. Drama. Sci -fi. Why are they all explanation?
Fantasy. Dystopian. Dystopian. Historical fiction.
Thriller. Mythology. Except historical fiction
and mythology. That's the only one that doesn't
have an exclamation mark. They don't like mythology.
Other. I'll probably say, oh, I don't know. I
like them all kind of mixed together. I wish
it was like rom -com. I did romance, though.
I said romance. I clicked comedy because of the
whole rom -com thing. I like the comedy parts
of the romance. Yeah, I'm also going to say comedy.
I don't purposely watch only romance movies.
I watch the rom -coms. I normally do more rom
-coms than romance. I do romance movies more.
Now we're choosing a classic Disney movie. A
classic Disney movie? There's so many. There
is, but I'm picking Beauty and the Beast. Hercules
is the only one with an exclamation point. Princess
LeFrogue, Mulan, Hercules, Aladdin. Lady and
the Tramp, Lion King, Peter Pan, Lilo and Stitch,
Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, I
picked Beauty and the Beast. That's one of my
favorite movies. I chose Princess and the Frog.
That's also a really good movie. Dude, low -key...
Can you say Aladdin correctly? Adeline is the
name I'm trying to say for some reason because
I watched Age of Adeline recently. Aladdin has...
good music so does hercules yeah well all of
these movies have really good music to be fair
but i have the um wait hold on yeah street rat
song no i have prince ali how can he be copyright
copyright copyright pause pause pause pause it's
not the lyric they don't care about lyrics they
just care about like if you're using the actual
song well depending on how much you sing and
it's also disney i don't want to risk anything
They're not going to listen to this podcast.
They might. You never know. There might be a
Disney attendant here at JCCC. Okay. Did we all
pick one? Picking Aladdin. I'm picking Lilo and
Stitch. That's a good one too. What would you
like to be remembered as? A wise friend and advisor.
Feared and respected. A good friend and a well
-liked person. An interesting person to talk
to and be around. Honest, brave, and a hero.
A hero. feared and respected. No. I'm picking
a good friend and well -liked person. I'm going
to do an interesting person to talk to and be
around. That was, like, my second. I'm going
to do a good friend and well -liked person. Because
interesting, to me, kind of sounds like... Drama?
Yeah. Yeah. I don't get where you're coming from,
though. Yeah, I feel like I'm going to click
a good friend, and then an interesting person
would be second, and then a wise friend slash
advisor would be third. Who's picking feared
and respected a dictator? Who's picking the hero
one? I want to be known as a hero. All right,
next one is what's your favorite time of day?
Morning, afternoon, dawn, evening, and late night.
I'm going to say late night. I'm a late night
person. Yeah, me too. I wish there was like a
both. Like choose multiple? Yeah. There is on,
like it's, they can rig it that way. They just
haven't. They just only have you pick one on
this one. I think I'm going to do, I really like
mornings recently, but it's only because it's
summer. That's true. Yeah, I've been a lot more
morning person than I have before. In the fall,
I'm totally an evening person. Yeah, me too.
I was like, it's weird. Fall at night is too
hot. yeah so but i'm typically a late night person
i'm clicking morning because morning yeah i'm
gonna say morning late night late night yeah
nice i work late night so i'm just stuck in a
building let's get let's get One of you read
these questions. It's just been Harper. I'm so
sorry. No, you're good. I just want them to talk.
So number seven out of it is choose an element.
Air, fire, ice, water, or earth. Okay, we're
benders now. Avatar. See, I've always said fire,
but that's the thing. If I was able to get one,
I don't think it would be fire. Fire would be
cool. Well, what's your sign? Fire, water. Astrology?
Yeah. Capricorn, so that's earth. Yes, I think
so. I thought Capricorn was air. Maybe I'm dumb.
I thought it was Capricorn. Hey, Google. Capricorn,
that was Earth. What sign is Capricorn? Just
ask for a bunch of air signs. I think it's water,
actually. Huh. I'll look it up. What element
is... I think it's Earth. It is. Never mind.
It is Earth. Okay. I think being an Earthbender
would be cool. I'll pick... I don't know. This
is hard. See, it's between fire and water for
me. But, like, air, too, because then I could
fly. I mean... If you did fire, you could just
propel yourself into the air. And get burned.
No, that's when you would, like, you would be,
like, immune to being burned. Yeah. So, okay.
That's a good question. If we gain these powers,
are we only able to bend them? Or are we, like,
becoming this element? I think it's just choose
an element that we want more. Yeah. I'm going
to pick water. That's an element we want more.
Because then I could like look underwater. Water
and ice are basically the same. That's what I
was thinking. Yeah, I don't know why ice is on
there. I'm going to choose water. Air you can
fly, but does that mean you also get like...
Water I could technically fly too because the
earth is like 70 % water and I could just like
propel myself with water. With water you can
also bloodbend. Yeah, if I awaken my devil fruit,
I guess. I'm choosing water. I'm thinking about
choosing water just because of the H2O mango
mermaids. I said mango. Mako. Mako. I want to
bend water so that I can go underwater. Like
Moana? Yeah, I can become Moana or like Moses.
And also I can discover Atlantis. Wasn't Atlantis
already discovered? No. We don't know if it exists.
Oh, well, we all picked water. Yeah, we did.
Who do you most identify with? The visionary,
the architect, the supervisor, the composer,
and the craftsperson. I have this in my notes
somewhere. I had it in mine, but I don't know
what it is. I don't remember what I am. This
was like a whole... I think assignment in one
of my classes. Yeah. A lot of classes did this
because I remember taking it in one of my classes
too. It was like a break the ice and like you
just talk about like which kind of, I guess,
what personality traits you are and then my teacher
was like really informative on it and paired
us up with basically our best friend, which honestly
I didn't really. I'm just going to go based on
what it says on these questions. Yeah, it has
more details, but they're like mini paragraphs
each. They give good information on these questions,
I'm not going to lie. I think I'm going to choose
the composer. I was like, I think I'm going to
go with that too. Either that or cross person.
I can be the supervisor, but if there's someone
else, I'll let them lead. I'm going to do the
composer. Yeah, I'm also going to say the composer.
I'm going to go ahead and hit composer. Guys,
I haven't even read the composer yet, but I'm
going to skip and read it. Hurry up, bro. The
next question is really weird. It is. And I can't
wait to answer it. How are we going to explain?
The supervisor sounds like a dictator. I don't
know. About which one? Hardworking traditionalist,
eager to take charge in organizing projects.
As soon as I hear the word traditionalist, I
get PTSD. In organizing projects and people.
Just pick composer. You know you want to. Choose
your gown to wear to prom slash buy for your
date. So who are you going to, what are you going
to buy for your date? Yeah. Me? Yeah. There's
so many. There's like 10. Oh my God. I'm a low
key loving that third one. Okay. So I'll give
you guys descriptors. So the first one. The fifth
one is giving Belle. The first one's like this.
I kind of like the fourth one. It's like a dark
blue to light blue ombre with a bunch of like
flowy looking. It's like a giant puffy skirt
and strapless. The second one is giving Genshin
Impact. Yeah, that was what I was going to say.
Third one is giving Regina from, what's it called?
Once Upon a Time. It's also giving a little fancier
Morticia Addams. Purple, black. Fourth one gives
a little bit Genshin, but also really cool. The
fourth one is kind of like an armor dress. The
fourth one has a random leg, and it's like a
mannequin. These are AI -generated. They definitely
are. The fifth one is literally just Belle's
dress, almost. It's like a... It has flowers
on it, though. No, those are like yellow cherry
blossoms, and the collar and shoulders, it's
giving the Chinese... Like regal queen. What's
the... Emperor? Empress? Yes. Maybe. No, I'm
talking about there's just, like, a uniform for
women. Like, it's basically a shawl for, like,
ladies in China. They, like, wear it on their
shoulder. There's a button. I know what you're
talking about. Yeah, so it's basically, like,
Chinese bell in, like, the nice, like, like.
The next one is, like, Elsa from Frozen Vibes.
Yeah, kind of. I kind of like that one. It even
has, like, the. I would say the next one is more
like Mulan. I was going to say the seventh one
is like, that's giving pretty traditional Chinese
-Asian attire. I was thinking because of the
draped shawl, that's more like Indian. Yeah,
or that. Eight's really cool, too. It's like
a red -green dress. Oh, I wasn't talking about
that. I was talking about the blue one above
it. I know, I'm talking about the eight one.
I would say the next one would be like, I feel
like it's giving vampire vibes. Yeah, ivy. Or
like poison ivy. It's giving witch lost in a
woods. Yeah. Nine is really cool. Witch just
ran away. Nine is giving spider queen. Guys,
these are all made by AI. Well, yeah. But the
very last one is like armored Roman. It's red
and green, dark colors. It's very like Quarter
Thorns and Roses, book three. I'm picking the
third one. Now I gotta go up and look at which
one it is. I'm picking the fourth one. Oh, so
Zach is picking the... Morticia Adams. I'm picking
the armor. The cool Genshin Impact one. No, the
Genshin Impact one is the second one. The fourth
one is giving a little Genshin. Not as much.
I'm going to choose the last one. I like that
one too. I'm not even thinking about a significant
other in the dress. I'm just thinking about the
dress itself looks cool. I'm torn between Belle
or the very last one. I'm going very last one.
That one was really cool. Who's reading number
10? Mackenzie. Choose a drink. Coffee, water,
fruit juice, soda, or carbonated drinks. And
milk. Milk. F -E -L -K. Milk. All in cap, too.
Ew. I'm choosing water. I'm lactose intolerant,
so. Out of all of these, yeah, I think I'm also
just going to pick water. I'm going to choose
fruit juice. Well, it depends on what they're
meaning, fruit. Like, I'll do, like, an orange
juice or an apple juice, but, like, the ones
in the picture are, like, lemon, carrot, tomato,
beet, and cucumber. So out of this mix, I'm just
going to do water. Yeah, that's fair. Like, if
this said just juice, I would have picked juice.
Love language. Words of affirmation. Quality
time, physical touch, acts of service, and giving
or receiving gifts. Hold on. Giving or receiving
gifts are two completely different love languages
because I hate receiving gifts, but I love giving
people. I'm pretty sure, yeah, the love language
is supposed to be giving gifts, like gift giving.
And then acts of service. I'm going to say quality
time, but like, yeah. I think mine might be like
a mixture between acts of service. Mine's a mixture
of all of them, but quality time is probably
the most important to me. They're all very important.
Well, yeah. I love quality time with a significant
other. However, I think acts of service is like,
oh, this is broken, and then they immediately
fix it for me. Or they fix it without you. Without
you even saying anything. Literally, yeah. Or
even like. telling them because i had i had someone
who's really into gift giving and that wasn't
it and then i had like like they weren't good
at like words of affirmation and yeah i think
acts of service because like even just the little
things of like picking up making breakfast yeah
picking up breakfast picking up the doing the
dishes telling me that you care without me having
to ask or like one um gift that was like a I
would say that was, I don't know whether it was
an act of service. I think it was a little bit
of both. He read my favorite book and annotated
it and then gave it to me to read. That's nice.
That's adorable. That probably is. Was it gift?
It's gift giving, but also it is like an act
of service because it's close to you. I'm going
to do words of affirmation. It's so hard because
all of them tie into each other. I would probably
say acts of service is my most. Fair. Which one
did you pick, Arthur? I picked Exocervus. Favorite
era? Renaissance? Prehistory? 18th century? Ancient
Greece? Or late 1900s? Renaissance. I want to
be called a witch. Ancient Greece, dude. I'm
going to be called a witch and burn at the stake.
Yeah, you would. What? Yeah, I would. I'm not
even going to, like, act surprised. No, like,
you would. If you existed back then, you would
be burned at the stake. I think most girls nowadays
would be burned at the stake. You know why that's
the case? Because they're a girl. And they thought
every girl was a witch. Because they're insane.
They thought really hot girls were witches. Well,
didn't they think, like, periods were, like,
a sign for, like, the devil or something? Kind
of, yes and no. It just means you weren't with
child, and if they were trying to get you with
child, and you were consistently - Getting periods.
That, and then if - Miscarriages? Yeah, miscarriages.
That would normally mean you would be burned,
because why would it not take - It's so interesting,
but it sucks. Which one did you pick, Mackenzie?
I don't know. I would say Ancient Greece just
because I love the fashion choices. Yeah, I think
I'll just choose Ancient Greece. None of them
sound fun. I was like, none of them are super
great for women during that time, so all of it
you're just kind of... I'm great. I'm going to
enjoy Ancient Greece. They're probably going
to put you to work in ancient Greece, make you
build a pyramid or something. What? Wait, no.
Oh, my God. Harper. They'd probably make him
go fight in the war. Yeah. I'm off to the Trojan
War. No, I don't know why I got this, too. Riding
in a horse. Where in Greece? Wasn't Greece in
ancient Greece fighting? That's Roman, not Greece.
I don't remember. Who's the next one? What's
your fatal flaw? All of the above? I was going
to say, Harper needs to pick every single one.
Arrogancy, self -centered, easily angered, never
trusting, impulsive lying, self -righteousness,
excessive pride, too trusting, lack of self -control,
and apathy. Nobody say that mine's impulsive
lying, I swear. So, Harper, yours might be impulsive
lying. Remember when you just called them and
said I was dying? the banana allergy bananas
what was i supposed to do tell them oh no he's
fine i think i'm probably gonna pick lack of
self -control because i like to just blurt out
things but like they're not bad things like i
have self -control to a sense but i'm not arrogant
i'm not self -centered well well never trusting
you might be too trusting yeah am i gonna put
too trusting too trusting like i trust Other
people too much? Yeah, you just, like, you meet
somebody new and you already trust them, like,
a lot. It's getting true. I would say never trusting.
I never trust people right off the bat. But granted,
that's because I was too trusting. And then.
And then you learned. And then I learned. And
now you have the other one. Yeah, now my failure
flies. I never trust. Too trusting. It's not
like I'm too trusting. It's just I don't care.
I'm an open book. We know. You have a dream vacation
to one of these places in Europe. Where do you
go? Italy, France, Britain, Switzerland, Ireland.
Ireland, 100 % for me. If anybody picks Britain,
you're leaving the room. I'm not picking Britain.
Imagine as you're clicking. I mean, I had thought
about it. I'm between Italy and Ireland. Ireland,
100%. I'm not going to Switzerland because I'm
scared of a movie. I'm not going to France because
apparently it's really dirty. Just talk to Baptiste.
You pretty much get the French experience. I
don't want to go to Italy. Anyways. I'm going
to choose Ireland. Been there, been there, been
there. What's in Ireland again? Like old castles
and crap? This makes me so sad that you don't
know that. I'm bad at world geography. The fields
of Moor? Sorry, the cliffs of Moor? Beautiful
landscaping. I'm going to pick Italy. Farming.
Okay. But Ireland was right there too. I want
to pick Italy because of the food, but isn't
Switzerland really good with cheese or something?
If you want cheese, go to France. Yeah. What's
Switzerland known for? Swiss. It's like the Alps,
like the beautiful mountains. Like the mountains
and the landscaping. I'd go back to Italy because
they also have landscape, like, they're good.
Yeah. Border of everything, like, a little bit
of everything. Choose your music genre. Pop,
rock, country, hip -hop, classical, salsa, punk,
classic, pop, rock, so 70s, 80s, 90s, folk, and
R &B slash chill wave. I chose classic, pop,
rock, 70s, 80s, 90s. I just, like, either that
or, like, whatever. It's so hard. It's, like,
almost... All of them? Yeah. But it depends on
my mood. Yeah. I would say most of it would probably
be pop, though. That's what I was also thinking.
It's probably just standard pop. I did rock.
I think it'd be really fun for this podcast episode.
We have background music the entire hour and
a half. As the final episode, I might. I don't
know. We'll figure it out. Copyright. I'll figure
it out. Well, I'll get copyright free. I don't
know what. What did you just say? Wait, you didn't
understand her? No. I did. Something about moving.
She hit a movement goal on her watch, and she
said, I don't know why I haven't been moving.
I understood that part. I didn't hear the movement.
She's just known me longer. Well, yeah. Choose
a Netflix show. Stranger Things, Breaking Bad,
BoJack Horseman. One Piece. It says some sort
of anime, but it has the picture of One Piece.
The Witcher, Ozark, Wednesday, The Crown, Cobra
Kai, or Glow. Never seen it, never seen it, never
seen it. I would probably say some sort of anime.
I also probably would. I've only seen the first.
Yeah, because favorite Netflix show would probably
just either be the live action One Piece or Cyberpunk.
Wait. Wait, do you like the live action One Piece?
That's not bad. I could barely get through the
first episode. There's also Arcane. And Arcane.
Duh. I think I'm going to click. I mean, Netflix
has a lot of good anime. Yeah, they do. Alrighty.
I don't know why I didn't think of Arcane. But
they suck at adding seconds. So did we all click
the some sort of anime? I think we did. Okay.
So if you guys had powers like this. Isn't that
what we're trying to figure out? Yeah. What would
you do with them? What would we do with them?
Whatever I want with this evilest emoji ever.
With a wink. Fight crime. Get a huge media following
slash fan base. Whatever I want. IDK. Just a
normal life. Help my friends and family. Here's
the thing. I want to pick whatever I want, but
I don't want the malicious intent behind it.
Exactly. Have fun with my power. I don't want
to be evil with my power. I think mine's just
going to be either normal life or help family
and friends. I would say help family and friends.
I'm picking normal life. I'm just going to say
normal life. I'm going to pick family and friends.
They don't need help. Unless my power is to print
money, I think they'll be fine. Well, I mean,
that could be your power right now and we just
wouldn't know it. Oh, like your hand is like
a... Oh, your total's $22 .99. It prints out
$2 bills. Oh, no. $2 bills? Two $1 bills. Oh,
okay. I mean, I can print $2 bills, too. It's
not like they don't exist. I have one in my pocket
right now, Harper. I have one at home. Do you
have the ability for - Legally obtained. Saying
that now. All of this was legally obtained. Do
you have the ability to print coins, too? Oh,
my gosh. Yeah, it's my left arm. Okay, choose
a way to spend an afternoon. Chilling with friends,
shopping, creating something like art or writing,
alone time, nap, bath, or both. A party or a
concert, something fun. It's either chilling
with friends or alone time. I'm going to do creating
something. I'll say chilling with friends. Chilling
with friends, because chilling with friends could
also mean like... On a call with them, just kind
of doing your thing. Or going out to concerts
and fun, because you're hanging out with them.
Yeah. What's the most, what'd you choose, Harper?
She's too tired. I chose chilling with friends,
but I also would, I'm clicking alone time. I
clicked alone time. Your alone time isn't alone
time, though. You have cat. Yeah, but she's cat,
and then I'm going to get another cat. Oh, yeah.
Update. Harper's getting a second cat. Yep. I
am getting a second cat. It isn't confirmed because
my adoption paperwork, like the kitten's too
young to be adopted right now. So how long do
you have to wait? Well, first of all, I have
to be 21 to adopt. So that's one week, but it
has to be at least eight weeks old to be adopted
out. So four weeks. It's not bad. Yep. I'm sure
you're like on the top of the list though. So
you'll probably get the cat. Okay. What is the
most annoying thing out of these options? People
who think the world revolves around them. That
one. Getting a zit that hurts with a frowning
emoji. When people don't clean up after themselves.
My siblings slash young kids. People who complain
constantly. Yeah, the first one. People who think
the world revolves around them. People who don't
clean up after themselves. That's also really
annoying. It sounds like people who complain
constantly, people who don't clean up after themselves,
and people who think the world revolves around
them is like one answer. Probably is. I mean,
most of those traits you'll find in the same
person if they have one of them. I would probably
say the person who thinks the world... revolves
around them, but also they don't clean up after
themselves because they don't think that they
have to. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I'm just going to go with the world revolves
around them. That's what I clicked too. Mackenzie,
do you want to read this one? What would hurt
you the most? Rejection, loss of a family member,
failing everything I worked so hard for, losing
a game that I bragged about winning. The cringe.
Finding out that no one actually likes me. Trusting
someone only for them to move on from me. They
blocked me before I could block them. I don't
know, probably fire. Being left alone for a long
time and being called useless. These are all
brutal. This is like someone was targeted. This
is like, I don't know, probably fire. That's
like the snarky one. What would you... What would
hurt you the most? Imagine getting fire after
saying, I don't know, probably fire. They blocked
me before I could block them. No! That's so dumb.
Here's, okay, hot take on that. It doesn't matter
who blocked who first. It's just the fact of
if you want them to consistently be able to look
at your account or not. Yeah. The slight like.
They can unblock me for a split second, look
at me, and then go back and unblock me. Like
the slight god complex of like, I want you to
see how well I'm thriving without you. I think
probably trusting someone only for them to move
on. I would say loss of a family member. Because
that works for a lot of things. Failing everything
I've worked so hard for. or trusting someone
only for them to move on. Guys, I don't know
about you, but mine's losing a game that I bragged
about. In parentheses, go cringe. I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm going to hit failing
everything I worked so hard for. Rejection isn't
that bad. Loss of a family member does suck.
It depends on who. I will say that. It depends
on what family member dies. No, yeah. Yeah. I
love my family, but there are some of them I
will cry more for. I mean, that's true for...
No, 100 % very true. Failing everything I worked
so hard for feels like the start of a villain
origin story. Mackenzie, you're about to have
a villain era. Right. I think mine might be being
left alone for a very long time. Because, like,
I'm a very talkative person. We know. Okay, whatever.
I, like, I constantly need to be, like, I'm constantly
blowing up people's phones. Just like, hey, hey,
what are you doing? What are you doing? What
are you doing? So. I would say failing everything
I worked so hard for just because, like, before
I've trusted a few people and they've, like,
moved on. And so, like, I've felt that. And so
it's not as bad now. But I would say failing
everything I worked so hard for. Like, I inherited
such a, like, strong work. ethic so like failing
everything that i've just put all of my time
into i would crumble yeah no that's fair okay
next question next question actually yeah first
let's mention all this that sucks for everyone
so sorry that this is the strongest thing that
hurts everyone like your villain origin story
they just want the trauma dump on the that's
so true on the quiz this person wants to this
person wants to be sure that they're they're
not the only ones hurting What would you do if
you were asked to join a superhero agency? Yes,
of course. Sure, I don't care. No, like, why
would I do that? Too much work. Haha, no. Like,
why would I do that? Too much work. That's work.
What's in it for me? There's, like, emojis. I
kind of want to click haha, no. Like, why would
I do that? I would say you would be clicking
that one because, like, why would I do that?
It would probably be, haha, no, like, why would
I do that? Or, like, what's in it? Yeah. Do I
get paid? Like, superhero agency? Am I going
to have to, like, push myself to the limit working
out every day? Like, because do I have to be
a part of this and have a regular job to support
myself? Or, like, does this job support me? And
then in addition to that, am I going to be targeted?
Actually, wait, hold on. Haha, no, it's like
I would do that. That's making it sound more
like villain. That is true. No. I think I'm going
to click what's in it for me. What's in it for
me is greedy, though. Well, I want to get paid.
If I'm saving people. Yes, of course. Sure, I
don't care. Haha, no. Why would I do that? Like
I would do that. I'm going to choose that one,
though. The haha, like I would do that. Even
though it kind of sounds like a villain. That
just sounds egotistical. you came to me mine
sounds egotistical but like it's just a genuine
question what's in it for me the way i think
about it i love saving people and helping people
that would be such fulfilling but like how am
i gonna support myself yeah okay you guys convinced
me i'm clicking what's in it for me see what's
in it for me yeah oh now we're choosing a superhero
league to join the avengers the justice league
the birds of prey suicide squad guardians of
the galaxy the fear The Furious Five plus the
Dragon Warrior, S .H .I .E .L .D., The Annihilators,
The Fantastic Four, and X -Men. Is that how you
spell S .H .I .E .L .D.? I thought it was I -E.
I think it is I -E. Anyways. S .H .I .E .L .D.
or S .H .I .E .L .D.? I don't know. I'm going
to pick probably the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I'm all for the Justice League. Yeah. Okay, Avengers,
a lot of people are dying. Justice League? Birds
of Prey and Suicide Squad, I probably wouldn't.
I mean, in the Suicide Squad, everyone literally
died, except for like three people. Spoiler alert.
The movie's been out for ages. Spoiler alert.
Guardians of the Galaxy sounds like super fun,
but also I'm a Doctor Who nerd, and I think it
would be fun to see a bunch of aliens. I was
going to say, I want to travel through space.
Furious 5 plus The Dragon Warrior. Do you guys
know which one that is? Bless you. Yeah, from...
Kung Fu Panda. Yeah, I love those movies. So
would I have to be an animal? No. What animal
would I be? Well, maybe if your power was to
become like a really strong... Like the chameleon
where you shapeshift. Yeah. That's a villain
though. I was about to say, but like good. But
like good. S .H .I .E .L .D. is more like a government...
Yeah. Well, it's like government adjacent because
they don't care what the government says. They
just kind of like... They... Secure threats.
You know, S .H .I .E .L .D. does also have that,
like, because of what... Who was it? Steve Rogers?
No, the woman. Black Widow. Natasha Romano? Blonde,
lesbian. Yelena? What? Like, super... Not superwoman.
What's her name? Are you thinking of Marvel or
DC? Captain Marvel? Captain Marvel. Oh, my gosh.
Like, with that whole arc... I never watched
that movie. The whole thing, like... What was
it? Samuel L. Jackson, and he had that alien
cat, and that was Captain Marvel. So that's still,
like... If you join S .H .I .E .L .D., you're
still joining, like... Avengers. Like, Avengers,
and you're also sometimes exploring the galaxy.
I'm clicking S .H .I .E .L .D. because I don't
like the government. I like to be on top of the
government. I'm picking S .H .I .E .L .D. because
I don't like the government. And also... aliens
and you just know all the world's secrets, I
think it'd be really fun. I chose Justice League.
I mean, I want to meet the flies. You're a DC
super fan. I am a DC super fan. No, I didn't
think about meeting other superheroes in that
league. Okay. What did you pick? Justice League.
It just says luck. I'm picking Bussin. Guys,
this is the last question. Luck. All caps. Noice?
Sweet, cool, bussin'. I'm pickin' bussin'. I'm
choosin' cool. I didn't look, I didn't look.
I didn't look fine either. We have to reveal
the one other time. Aubrey, which one are you
pickin'? Cool. So, I got telepathy. I got telepathy
too. Oh my god, fly! Okay, so. Necromancy. Oh
my god, wow. Actually, how about you start? You
start. Let's dive into that a little bit. Okay,
it says, the users either have magical abilities
or have powers that revolve around manipulating
the dead, death, the death force, and or souls
for good, i .e. resurrecting the dead. I can
see it. Evil in various ways or neither. They
can also communicate with the deceased either
by summoning their spirit as an apparition or
raising them bodily for the purpose of... divination
imparting that means to foretell future events
or discover hidden knowledge this is most frequently
depicted as being able to resurrect the dead
to varying degrees from shambling corpses to
conscious zombies to even complete resurrection
more powerful users and directly convert hold
on more powerful users and directly convert the
living into the dead allowing in the Allowing
them to bypass conventional durability by turning
an opponent into a mindless zombie at the user's
control. So, basically, I'm Jinu from Solo Leveling.
And also, doesn't Klaus from... That's the...
Umbrella Academy. Umbrella Academy also have
similar powers. I've never actually watched that.
He can see the dead, and I also remember that
he possibly could control, like, dead spirits
or something like that, or, like, bring something
back from the dead, because I remember a war
scene, but also I could be thinking of something
else. Aubrey and I had... Telepathy. Telepathy.
I can read until... where it says some of the
more common abilities. Yeah. Okay. So this...
Aubrey and I have telepathy, the ability to receive
and transmit information with one's mind without
physical interaction. I think that just means
you guys talk to each other. We do. It's just
silent. If you see us staring at each other and
nodding, you know what it is. Okay. However,
many other... Many other mind -based abilities
fall under telepathy. Oh my gosh, my tongue is
twisted. Due to those powers overlapping with
the core concept of telepathy, allowing the telepaths
to interact with their own mind and minds of
others in various ways. Some of the more common
abilities also considered telepathy would be
perceiving the thoughts of others and detecting
the presence of their minds through extrasensory
means? Yeah, that's the word. More advanced users
can influence or completely control the minds
of their targets and manipulate their thoughts,
memories, and emotions at will. Potentially,
they could even control the psychic energy from
their telepathic abilities, strengthening their
previous powers and maybe even gaining new ones.
Master manipulator. I'm so pissed. She can manipulate
the dead. We can manipulate people. We can manipulate
the living. So what are you? I am retaking again
because it gave me the wrong answer. Except it
gave me, okay. So if you guys can look under,
there's like a thing that says like more results.
And you can see like the number of times you've
answered per like one. I had like three that
had the same. So. I almost got pyrokinesis. I
think that was what I had originally. But I am
doing it real quick again. And omniscient. Oh,
mine reset. So I can't. Yeah. I'll quickly do
it. That's fine, guys. Yeah, okay. So I'm getting
technopathy right now, but I have five results
in technopathy, five results in shape -shifting,
and five in pyrokinesis. And pyrokinesis, I'm
assuming, is the one I saw before it refreshed
for the first time because it had fire in their
hand. Or it was, like, blue. I don't remember.
But I'll just read the techno. pethy right now
the user is a technopath a psychic with the ability
to perceive receive transmit and interface with
technological objects like electronic machinery
signals and hardware as well as communicate with
computerized informational data and manipulate
all kinds of technology without the need of physical
interaction to technology and machines using
only the psychic power of their mind While most
users can only perceive, receive, transmit, communicate,
and interface with technology, stronger users
can exert psychokinetic -like control over technological
constructs such as computers, robots, hardware,
and other working devices that can be termed
as technology. This power is normally achieved
through a mental link, with some rarer cases
requiring the interface through the physical
touch of an object. Okay. So, control dead people,
control actual people, control technology. Guys,
we're controlling. I think that's what we've
learned. We're gonna take over the world. Yep.
Okay, what did you choose for the question that
was like, what are you gonna do with your powers?
And are you still gonna do those things with
your powers? I don't know, a normal life? I feel
like I would... I'm probably gonna... Every single
time I go into a coffee shop, I'm making them
make my drink an actual large, and I'm paying
for a small. Every single time. You could just
gaslight them into saying you did pay for it.
True. I'm not that bad of a person. Well. Oh,
my God. So what it sounds like, I'm able to get
all the information from a computer. So can I
just absorb? all the information in the world
and become really smart. Will you become crazy?
And then it's like, we, Aubrey and I. You control
people to die and then she resurrects them. Oh
my God. You're not that morbid. Here's what I'm
saying. We, like, connect to your brain and take
all the knowledge from it. not like take it all
as in like leave you with nothing in your head,
but like... I'd become a cyborg. You absorb all
of the knowledge, and then we absorb all the
knowledge from you, and then you don't have the
knowledge. I'm so sorry. Or we could give it
to you, or we could like resurrect him, and then
you can get all the information. Yeah, kill me.
Yeah, he'd be a robot. I'm going to be a cyborg.
I would become a cyborg, because then I could
just have like a... usb drive right here and
i just plug it in i get all the information it
makes sense that zach's the editor thanks okay
my answer is telepathy shape -shifting and technopath
are my top three then there's so we're both technopathic
yeah shape -shifting damn it i know i want to
read the shape -shifting one mine's telepathy
clairvoyance and um Majority of people have clairvoyance.
I think that's how you say it. Omniscience? Omniscience?
Who knows? Yeah, what's your least one? Mine's...
Mine's necromancy. Adamkinesis. Yeah, so is mine.
Mine is phasing. What is Adamkinesis? Does that
mean... Oh, that one's probably the evil one
because that means you can control everything.
That's my third one. That makes sense for you.
You did get necromancy to be fair. The ability
to control and manipulate the various aspects
of weather. Adam Kinesis. Oh, weather. Oh, that
sounds cool. Oh, that was probably like our water
one. Oh, okay. So, omniscience, I think is what
you call it. It's the state of knowing everything.
I'm already going to do that. I just have to
like hook up to a computer. I can hook up to
government databases and literally know everything.
That's so true. What was the... Omniscience.
Omniscience. Shut up. I think that's what I said,
though, too. Omniscience. Like, looking at the
word, how would you pronounce that? No, I would
say omniscience, too. That's the thing. I was,
like, looking at it. You're like, how do I do
that? My telekinesis is number four. I have four
points for it. The discussions are kind of funny.
Are they? Somebody said, this would help me so
much in math, talking about omniscience. Somebody
had atomkinesis. They put amazing with a weather
cloud. This is kind of crazy. I can also control
fire, too. had pyrokinesis or shapeshift i wonder
what the uh shapeshift like advanced version
is i mean i feel like they copy paste all these
from google you could just look it up probably
right like maybe shapeshifting into like their
voices too like not just their looks but their
voices and their personality you take on their
personality i don't want that that's scary okay
well We're reaching about two hours of this podcast
episode. Well, like an hour and 20 minutes probably
after all the editing, but yeah. So we can end
it here. We are so sorry that this is probably
the chillest episode we've had, but also... I'm
not sorry. It was fun. It's spring break. Or
not spring break. Summer break! Enjoy your summer.
Yay! Go to Worlds of Fun. Get ice cream. Hang
out with friends. Go to the pool. Get a tan.
Go to the beach. Travel. Have fun and then come
back. And if you're doing summer classes, I feel
so bad for you. Yeah, why would you do that to
yourself? But good for you. I'm kidding. Well,
kind of. Good luck. Good luck. Yes. But also
have fun because it's still summer. All right.
Well. We're signing off for three months. Yeah,
we'll see you guys next semester. Have a good
summer. Have fun. I mean, hold on. We could possibly
plug our own podcast if they want to continue
to listen to this. There is a possibility that
Zach and I might make. We can plug our Instagrams.
Okay. My Instagram, I am HarperWayneScott. Like
the I'm HarperWayneScott? No, I am. I am Harper.
H -A -R -P -E -R -W is mine. I guess because
my personal account is private, but it is JewelZJ7.
Mackenzie, you wanted to plug your Instagram?
Can I do my TikTok? Yeah. I'm just like more
active, but my TikTok is Kings underscore A.
Lee. That's it. Do you want to plug anything?
My Instagram is obs, A -U -B -S, 8068. Aubrey
also does a lot of, like, really cool photo shoots.
I do a lot of photography work. I did some photography
for Harper, and some of my photos have actually
been Harper taking the photos. Yep. So they're
probably really bad. No, no. Actually, some of
the best photos I ever have. Guys, I swear I'm
not that good. Stop. That's why I said you were
really bad. All right. Well, this was fun. We'll
see you guys. You'll see us. Yeah, you'll see
us. Because we're doing a whole little video
podcast next semester. That was like something
that we were. refusing to say last no i think
we said we were gonna switch to video we were
said we said we're gonna switch to video and
then we said everything else was gonna be a surprise
so okay we'll have a lot of surprises next time
you see us right all right in the fall semester
and if anyone is interested in joining the journalism
group yeah still message the the email that's
still going to be active throughout the summer
so yeah all righty have a good summer hags y
'all Oh my god. That was terrible. I'm so sorry.
Bye! Bye!