Hey everyone, welcome back to The Main Mic. My
name's Harper and I'm joined with... Zach. Baptiste.
And Mackenzie. And we're kind of just here today.
We've genuinely been talking for over an hour
just off record. But we did record about half
an hour. So let's see what we can edit and throw
into the end of this episode. If you guys want
to hear just what our normal conversations sound
like. Baptiste is shaking his head no he's like
I'll figure it out I might put in bloopers at
the end I might put in our outtakes I don't know
I think some clips maybe not like all of our
outtakes but some clips from this it would be
fun we talked about dating and talked about that's
about it well we talked about other things but
I don't think we should mention them yeah we
talked about so much We went over a lot, and
I honestly don't know what I started recording
and what I didn't. But, I mean, yeah. Happy finals
week, just saying. I mean, yeah, it'll be finals
week by the time this comes out, or the start
of them, at least. Yeah, it'll come out the Friday
before finals week. So, happy, like... Early
finals. Yeah. Honestly, we thought about just
talking about tips and tricks to get you guys
to study. Yeah. Kind of just what we're doing
to get ready for finals. Maybe some different
things going on around campus to help you with
studying or whatever. You know, because at the
end of the day, we're all students, too. So we're
also taking these finals. So, yeah. Yeah. No,
I won. Well, first of all, how many finals? What
kind of finals are you guys taking? You want
to start? I have an anatomy final, which I'm
not excited for. I'm probably going to fail.
Me, Baptiste, and Mackenzie all are in one class
together, so we have our final in that, which
is just like an interview paper. Feature article.
Yeah, a feature article about just a topic that
you chose. And then... What other classes? I
don't know what I'm doing for my mythology class.
I have literally no idea because I haven't been
to that class in like two days because they canceled
class on Tuesday. So I wasn't there. And then
I don't know if I have like a music final for
my rock and roll online class. Oh my gosh. I
was actually looking at that class at the beginning
of the semester. Yeah. What do you do in rock
and roll class? Assignments are due every Monday
night, and it's basically just listening to music
and just describing different elements of it
and the different inspirations that artists had
and the development of music and the introduction
of electronic instruments and all the different
genres underneath the rock category like R &B,
C &W. It's crazy. There's a lot. Well, that honestly
just sounds fun. I mean, I'm in an intro to film
class, and we finished watching our third and
final movie for the class, which I think our
final is what I just presented today. We did
a presentation on a movie that we were selected
to watch, like we chose movies, and we had to
pick one of the... topics that we've talked about
in class to like point it out in the movie and
like talk about that all right baptiste what
final like do you have so i have uh like zach
mentioned so the multi -source article for the
news writing and reporting um i have a big paper
due for my um online um criminal justice class
and then uh composition two we're writing we're
doing research project so we're doing a bunch
of papers but then it's so it's part of the final
but then the final will be just like having a
final product so he wants me to write an article
for the messenger so that'll be that plus multiple
papers around it and then what are the cases
I'm taking oh they have the sports media class
so we're gonna have like a final test and then
we have also two story assignments to write And
I have another class that I am blanking on right
now. Oh, American government class. And we're
doing our final quiz online. Oh, that's so lucky.
It's online. No, he asked us, do you want to
do it in class or online? And we all said online.
I would say online too. Yeah, literally. No,
I wish all my exams were online. Yeah. So, yeah.
Mackenzie, what are you going to do? Well, I
mean, I have the feature article like the rest
of you. And then for my intro to broadcasting
class, I have to do the final paper and the video
project that I really don't want to do. I did
it last year. It's really fun. It's actually
really fun. If you're really interested in that,
that's really fun. Well, yeah, you showed it
to me. You just got to do it. Yeah. Just lock
in. I'm still in vacation mode. We have to lock
in our papers. I don't know what we're talking
about. And I have a creative writing class that
I need to put together like a bunch of my writings.
So like a couple of my poems and then some of
my creative writing short stories or whatever.
And put those all into one big piece, basically.
But like I literally just wrote one. One piece.
Yeah. But I literally just wrote one for class
last Thursday, but I wasn't there. Yeah, where
were you, Mackenzie? I took an eight -hour drive
all the way down to Dallas, Texas. Yeehaw. What'd
you go to Texas for? I went to go look at...
Please don't say funeral. No. No, I went for...
So I could talk to the admissions office at the
University of Texas at Arlington. Ooh, are you
transferring? Yes. Good for you. Not next semester,
though. No. She'll be here. After I graduate
with my associates, I'll be transferring. She'll
be here next semester. We'll have her one more,
and then she'll be gone. Well. Forever. Who knows?
Maybe I'll do a podcast over there. What if we
just have you over Zoom every time? Ooh. I don't
think you can be paid, though, to do that. I
would totally just do it for fun. You could be
the alumni. You can have a student story as an
alumni. Yay! I would definitely come back. Drive
eight hours just for a podcast. Every Wednesday.
Yeah, every Wednesday. It's 16 hours there and
back. Jeez, I don't think my car would make it.
She's not going to have time to do anything.
I just won't take any classes on Wednesday or
Thursday. I'll drive over Tuesday night. Or no,
Wednesday morning, I'll drive over at like 2
a .m. And I'll be there. And go home Thursday.
Sounds to me like you just need to have like...
You're thinking a little too hard about this.
I totally am. Something that will never happen.
She's not going to come back. I could just take
a flight. Really? Yeah, no, that works. It's
like, what, $50 for some? You know, we can fly
her in. That can be some of the messenger budget.
We'll fly her in. Right. Right, right, right.
Round way plane ticket up to Kansas is probably
over $100. No, round way, so probably like $200.
Dang. Why is it so much to get to Kansas? I don't
know. It's Kansas. I don't know why I thought
$50, but I think I might be thinking of... If
you take American Airlines, probably. More spirit.
Can I say that? Yeah. I did. Can I say that?
I did it. What airline do you guys typically
fly? I hate planes. I don't fly. Okay. Just the
one that works with... But probably like Delta.
I don't know. So it's been Delta United. I think
I had American Airlines. I'm sorry. cheapest
tickets Spirit or Southwest I've flown Spirit
once Spirit is really cheap I fly Southwest Spirit
I would fly more frequently if it was for like
a state to state like if I was going to Iowa
would you take to Mexico? I didn't drive to Mexico
I took Southwest cheap tickets and it was a direct
flight it was only a 3 hour flight Nice. I know.
The flight from here to Texas is like an hour
for Dallas. Honestly, I feel like we should be
charging based off of how many hours. I've actually
taken a flight to Dallas because I had an overlay
in Dallas when I was taking a flight to Florida
for my school trip to Disney World. We stopped
in Denver. I think it was Denver. Have you guys
seen... No, to go to Florida. And Whataburger
still sucks in Texas, by the way. I don't care.
That is so true. You went from Kansas City to
Denver to Florida. Yep. Sure. Something like
that. It was either Denver or it was somewhere
in Tennessee. I really can't remember. Tennessee,
that makes sense. It's okay, I'm waiting for
you to talk. Have you guys heard about those
stories where people will literally find cheaper
flights by looking at other places that have
a resting point in Florida or their final destination?
Yes. Like their connecting flight is getting
a ticket to, let's say I'm going to Texas and
it stops in Tennessee and I want to go to Tennessee
instead of Texas, but it's cheaper to... book
a flight with a stop in tennessee rather than
book a flight to go straight to tennessee and
they're like cracking down on that no you just
no no you missed the next flight you missed this
next flight you missed the next flight because
you're trying to go to tennessee instead of trying
to go to texas Should I have used a different
state that didn't start with the same letter?
Probably. I got confused. Yeah. So that's what
all the persons that. Say Ohio. Say I wanted
to go to Colorado and the cheapest flight from
Kansas to Colorado was a flight to California.
Yeah. That's going to happen. That's going to
happen. Washington. Because I told you. I did
that on purpose because of the whole starts with
C. Yeah. But. it'd be cheaper for me to fly to
book the flight to Washington and just get off
on my layover in Colorado than just to book the
flight to Colorado. The thing is that you never
get your suitcase back. My suitcase? Well, that's
if you're flying or, like, your bag gets checked.
Yeah. True. It's true. Just have a handheld.
No. Not enough. What? Pack less. I'm sorry. I
don't know what to tell you. Okay. This is reason
number three why. Can't you have two handhelds?
Like a backpack and a bag? You have a carry -on
and a bag. Yeah. So something that goes in the
overhead department and something that goes underneath
the scene parking. Yeah, that's enough. I need
space to also bring back stuff. Oh, you're one
of those people. How much stuff are you buying?
I also never take a plane for two hours. I cross
the Atlantic Ocean. Yeah. So I needed... check
packages i mean whenever i fly i use like out
of country i usually only take the two because
i don't actually i think i'm a good packer i
think i just like i just think i'm a good packer
um actually um anyways uh see i brought i brought
two from friends with me i brought three suitcases
full of clothes i still don't think i brought
enough well i mean well how long were you staying
I'm staying here. I moved here. That's different
because you're staying here for a prolonged period.
Yeah, but I still don't think I brought enough.
I had three suitcases. Well, duh, you're staying
here. I am too, yeah. Yeah, so I think you're
fine. That's valid. This is a vacation, yeah.
Yeah, well, vacation, I take a full suitcase.
Just one suitcase? Yeah. Yeah, so then you have
your bag for whatever other stuff you're going
to buy. But the suitcase is checked. You check
the suitcase. You don't have to. I don't take
the small ones. I have my backpack and my suitcase.
And sometimes if I bring too many stuff back,
I have the backpack, the carry -on, and the suitcase.
Well, then don't bring too much stuff back. That's
impossible. So do you buy a suitcase whenever
you visit the other place if you buy too much?
Or do you pack a suitcase within a suitcase?
No. What I do is inside my suitcase, I have a
bag that I can use as a carry -on for the flight.
So I take a flight. On the way there, just with
a backpack, which is my carry -on. And then when
I come back, I have the backpack. And the suitcase
full of stuff. And a carry -on that you can hand
like a bag. Yeah. I don't know how they called
it, but. So yeah, so you can take a suitcase
on the plane. That's smart. No, a full suitcase
that you have to check, like the big ones. Oh,
yeah, you can do, yeah. Do you have a small one
that you take as a carry -on? No, as a carry
-on, I have like a duffel, big duffel bag and
my backpack. well nice honestly i just have like
a i have a really tiny suitcase that i've had
since i was a kid and i have been able to in
that tiny suitcase the most like the longest
i have been with that one suitcase in a tiny
carry -on because i really don't like carrying
a carry -on um i i've packed at least two weeks
in that tiny suitcase I went home for Christmas.
I went to France for Christmas. What relevant
information? No, but just to say I had a full
suitcase. No, on the way there was okay. But
with Christmas, with everything I got for Christmas,
my suitcase was full, my backpack was full, and
my carry -on was full. I couldn't add one more
thing to the carry -on. Do you take things home
for your family? I took some things. Yeah, I
bought them. Christmas presents. Yeah, and some
friends wanted things from here. I bought my
sister the Taylor Swift book that was released
at Target because we don't have Target. You don't
have Target? Target's an American thing? Yeah,
it's not even in Canada. Again, it's an American
thing? Yeah, but I feel like Canada has so much
of the American stuff, but they don't have Target.
I think I've seen a... No, I'm not. They have
poutine, though. They do. Have what? That's not
really... Poutine? That's the french fries with
gravy and cheese. That's so good. Are you looking
up poutine right now? No. Oh. I will. How do
you spell it? P -O -U -T -I -N -E. Okay. Yeah.
Poutine. I've heard a lot of Canadians just say
like, yeah, when they come across the border,
they go to Target and she's like... I can't.
Oh, there's stores that they don't have in Canada.
Yeah. I don't have a good Canadian accent. Oh,
yeah. Eh. Eh. Eh. Maple syrup. This doesn't really
look that good. They like maple syrup, right?
That's a bad picture. Is that a stereotype? What
did you say, Zach? That's a stereotype for Canadians.
I don't think they're involved with maple syrup.
Do Canadians love maple syrup? I mean, they have
a lot of it. I think they're known for it, but
are they in love with it? Hold on. What did you
think we were known for before coming here? Hamburgers?
Really? It's not even an American thing. That's
Germany. The cliche. I mean, my first time in
the U .S. was 2011, so I've known what the U
.S. are for a while. But when I was little, I
feel like the cliche American thing is the hamburger
and fries. I mean, yeah. McDonald's. Oh, really?
Just McDonald's and hamburgers and fries? You
have McDonald's everywhere, though. Yeah, not
only that, but I think that's the cliche American
thing, I guess. McDonald's is so much cooler
everywhere else. I know. American McDonald's
is so bad. I don't like the French one. The French?
First of all, it's green. It's not red. The logo?
It's the yellow arches, but the background's
green. Why? Because they want to be green. Why?
Respect the planet or whatever. Why? But that
takes away the fun of the red. The red and yellow,
the Ronald McDonald clown. Yeah, he's not green.
He's not Shrek. No, no. Have you heard of the,
there's one in Arizona that's blue. Oh. Because
to mess, to match with, I think it's in Arizona.
It's like. close to mountains or whatever it
matches better with the landscape i think whatever
they gotta say i don't care so it's a blue one
have you seen it in like south korea they have
mozzarella yeah they have literally anything
everywhere else i want oh my god the amount of
promos they have everywhere besides america is
insane like i want one piece happy meal give
me right that's the only thing you want no Okay,
are you going to list off other things? From
McDonald's? You say no as you're wearing a one
-piece hat right now. Isn't there an age limit
for Happy Meals? No. Maybe in other countries,
not here. It's supposed to be 12, but nobody
actually cares. That's like for most Happy Meals
or most kids' meal restaurants, unless you're
at a really fancy restaurant, then they're going
to look at you and be like, what? I used to get
the kids' meals from Zaxby's when I worked there.
I'm sorry. I've never been to Zaxby's. That's
because they're closing them off. You do not.
Don't go. I did a road trip in mostly southern
states, and I saw a lot of them. Yeah, because
it was based in Georgia, I think. Guys, we were
supposed to talk about our classes. We are. We
did. Well, you didn't talk about yours. Oh, I
mean, I really don't care about talking about
mine. I was like, weren't we supposed to give
tips? Yeah, this is tips. Go to a different country
and get McDonald's. Right. My only tip is procrastination.
Wait, that's so right. Why are we giving out
advice for... I don't have an organization for
it. Just do what you gotta do and do it on time.
Lock in. Yeah, do what you gotta do. Baptiste
is promoting cheating. He's promoting using AI.
He's promoting using AI. Do what you gotta do,
meaning do your assignments and do them on time.
Right. using ai yeah oh my gosh guys i'm writing
a uh i'm writing two papers one one i know uh
i already submitted the first one and the second
one's an argument against it but the first paper
and the second paper are both about the use of
ai in school The first one was against it, and
then the second one that I'm currently writing
is for it. But the first one that I wrote, I
wrote it. I wrote it, by the way. My teacher,
he printed off a copy of it, and it said that
I had 37 % of it was written by AI. And I was
like, no. That's ironic. No, I literally, I told
him, I was like, dude, I know, this like direct
quoting from me to him, I said, I know I said
that there was a potential of me using AI in
my papers to like prove it, but I swear like
I have not used AI in this. Did you? My whole
conclusion was like written in AI. And I was
like, what? I was like. My conclusion statement?
Well, it's probably because in conclusion, AI
is great. That's probably what he was saying.
It's like, okay. Did you check like spelling
and stuff with Grammarly? No. Yeah, I did. That's
what that girl in our class said. My Comp 2 teacher
told us it doesn't allow us because it always
gets flagged for AI. He said even if we know
that you just check something, it gets flagged
for AI. I think I have my paper in here. I can
tell you. I don't remember the last paper I wrote.
How does that even work? How do they flag it
for AI? Oh, they have a system. There's some
words that AI would use too often that if you
use them. And that's what they're flagging? Canvas
has one, like an auto AI detector. From Turnitin,
37 % detected as AI. But the thing is, I ran
it through the Grammarly one after this, and
it said it was only like 2 % written by AI. I
was like. None of it was. Maybe some of my quotes
were written by AI because I quoted them. Anywho.
Maybe you're just as smart as AI then. Or maybe
Harper's cheating and she's trying to come clean.
I think that for something, it's good to learn
how to use it. For Mike's class, we used it multiple
times but for good reasons. He taught us how
to use it. I used it for my questions. Yeah,
I did too. Did you read the chapter? I read the
chapter, but I couldn't think of any questions.
But the book, the AI Heisen, so what do you put
in AI to get questions? I would put in like...
like the headlines i'd be like give me questions
about the inverse period pyramid that's okay
that's uh what i'm currently writing about and
guys i'm gonna geek out for a second that's what
i'm currently writing about in my second paper
which is arguing for like the use of ai in uh
papers and i'm just saying how teachers and students
should be able to like learn how to use it responsibly
like to help them better because for example
my math class back like whenever i failed it
and i retake it it's because my teacher was doing
like lectures for math they would this teacher
would write down like them doing the problem
not how to do the problem but they would just
do the problem on the board without explaining
it and i 100 wish that i had ai or knew how to
use ai back then to be able to just like scan
a copy and be like can you show me a step -by
-step to like how she they got photo math Yeah.
Okay. I'm not going to lie. I used to use Photomath
to show me a step -by -step, but then they went
pro. This is true. Yeah, they sold out. Yeah.
So I used to use it in high school because it
genuinely helped. It did, yeah. It wasn't doing
my homework for me, but if I was ever stuck on
a question, I'd be like, what? Yeah, it'd give
you step -by -steps. Or I would check my work
with it as well because I'm not a confident math
person at all. But yeah, no. Why are you laughing?
I failed algebra one like three times. I'm about
to be in the same boat as you. But no. Anyways,
should we get into the game? I think we can get
into the game. Okay, who wants to start? Okay,
so. We wanted to do two truths, one lie. However,
I'm the only one who wrote them. No, we all wrote
two truths and a lie. We got them. You did? Yeah.
We told you we made them up on the spot. Oh,
yeah. I was the only one. Oh, my phone's at 5%.
My friend's texting me. There's so much going
on. So, two truths and a lie. Yes. So, how did
we want to do this? Do we want to do... One person
versus one person? Or is it one person saying
it to the group and the group has to decide which
one is the false one? One to the group. You to
us and then we all have our own opinion. We can
all choose one. You guys know some of mine though.
Because I thought Mackenzie... If they're obvious,
if we know something, then we just won't say
it. We'll keep it to ourselves and Mackenzie
can do it. We've known you a little bit longer.
We'll pick which one you think is the lie and
then we'll just say it out loud. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't know. I can go around in like a... Yeah,
we start with you and then go around. Well, I'm
saying he can guess which one's the lie first.
Oh, yeah, we can do that. But don't tell us what's
wrong or right, duh. Well, yeah. Okay, so yeah,
just go, go, go, go. Okay, I have two sets of
them, so we can go back to me twice if we need
to. I have never broken a bone. I have had or
had a rare autoimmune disease. or autoimmune
disorder for about a year or two. And I have
never had open body surgery. I chose all things
about my health. They're all very fun. I chose
all things about my health because it makes it
trickier for you guys to pick. You know what?
That's a good tip. Maybe I should change mine.
The next three match, too. Are we going in order?
You guys can talk it out, though, because you
don't know. And then you can come to a conclusion.
I don't think he's ever broken a bone. I don't
think either. And that was the truth, though,
because you said, I've never broken a bone. Yeah,
that's what he said. Yeah, I have never broken
a bone. I feel like that one's a lie. I think
it's true. Two truths, one lie. I was going to
say the open body surgery, but it's too specific.
That's extreme, but I could believe that he had
an autoimmune disease. Yeah, me too. But pause.
You can ask questions about each of them. What's
the autoimmune disease? It's called ITP. I have
no idea how to pronounce the full name of it.
Don't look it up. Like, what is it? I basically
had low platelets. So if I got hurt or if I was
bleeding, my body took way longer to respond
to it and heal it. So if it's not true, he's
a psycho for doing all that. He's in an anatomy
class, dummy. Not dummy. I'm so sorry. Yeah,
French man. Stop. I didn't say that. Okay, that
was completely him. You know that. Yeah, I know.
He hates me. Can you fire him? No. The last episode
when it was just me and Mackenzie, we opened
the episode. I was like, Harper's gone. I finally
fired her. Guys, I'm not fired. Did you tell
them that was a joke? Yeah. No, they're all sad.
No, everybody's mourning the loss of you. Damn
it. Anyways, do you have any large scars on your
body? I mean, I have scars on my body. I wouldn't
say they're large. Okay, I think the open heart
surgery one is a lie. I wouldn't say open heart
surgery. I said open body surgery. Open body
surgery? Did you say you never had one or that
you had one? Open body surgery. What was the
statement? Just to make sure. I'll just say all
three. I have never broken a bone. I had a rare
autoimmune disorder for about a year or two.
And I have never had open body surgery. I'm wondering,
can you just at 21, no, yeah, how old are you?
20? Can you at 18 just all of a sudden have low
platelets? Possibly. But the thing is, I think
that one's the lie because I think that if he
has a broken bone, he could have open body surgery.
To fix a bone. I was thinking he said he didn't
have any large scars. Oh, here's the thing. We
can ask questions. Yes, let me give you a clarifying
point. Technically, I have had surgery. I've
had my wisdom teeth removed. I'm talking about
body, like something. He said technically I've
had surgery, meaning he didn't have the other
one. I'm talking about like that in my head.
He's saying technically he's had a wisdom tooth.
Removed. I'm not counting like open body. So
you have never had open body surgery. That was
the statement? Mm -hmm. Okay, I think that one's
true. I think the autoimmune one is true. And
I think you have never broken a bone is a lie.
No. Did you say you never had open body? Yes.
I thought you said you had. I have never had
open body surgery. Okay, so yeah, that's the
truth. Okay, well, I'm locking in my answer.
So you think the lie is that I have broken a
bone? No, I think he does. Yeah, so you have
broken a bone is what she's saying. Oh, yeah,
you have. Well, yeah, the lie is that you've
never broken a bone. Honestly, I was going to
go with that, but I feel like I should steer
away from that because you guys both said broken
bone. Not against you. I can't just imagine him
in the cast. I don't know why. but also broken
bone doesn't like you don't have to be what does
that mean like no no no like an arm cast or like
yeah but like like um you can just imagine me
in a cast but also like in a picture on instagram
i don't know guys there's also like toe bones
that don't need casts or like and he could be
counting that as a broken bone or he's never
he's never broken a bone he's never broken a
bone um I think he's in an anatomy class, and
I think he knows too much about the plate thing.
Would you know the name of the disease? He said
IP. ITP. ITP. Let me look that up. I'm going
to Google it real quick. Sure. Look it up, I
guess. I don't know. I kind of feel like it's
true. But you're right. In an anatomy class,
you could just go on the fly. This is why I chose
all things about health, because they all kind
of coincide, and you're like, which one's true?
I'm just thinking, my things are not hard. We're
going to spend 30 seconds on it. Okay, what does
the ITP do to you? So, like, does it, like, make
you physically sick in any way? No, basically,
like, if I got any severe trauma, it would have
been... Harper hit him. Probably would have been
fatal. It probably would have been fatal. And
I had to get my blood tested, like, every day
for a good few months. And then it turned into
every other day, and then every week, and it
was a long process. This is very in -depth. She
knows a lot. Yeah. Or is it just because I'm
in anatomy? Who did you know that you draw blood
every day, then every week? Do you know what
I talk about in my anatomy class? Not that. Not
that. Not that specific. I really want to be
right, because I lost the game last week. This
is true. I'm going you've broken a bone, so the
first one was a lie. I'm sure you have broken
a bone. Hold on, hold on. They locked in their
answers. You both are agreeing on bone being
the lie? Harper's really in -depth. I'm just
going to sit in there flabbergasted. You gagged
me, literally. Were you put on any medication
for the autoimmune disease? No. Okay, that's
a lie. That's your answer? You're locking in?
I feel like the auto... Okay, pause. I think
the auto... The lie was that you have had an
autoimmune disease for two years, the ITP, and
that it was low -level. Those are all true. What
did you do to prevent any further spread of the
ITP or, like, cure or, like, lower your symptoms?
Like, what do you do for that? Time. It was a
time thing. How long? A year or two. Until my
platelets were back to a normal level. But what
did you do in that time? Did you diet? Did you...
I just had to be careful. I got exempt from gym
class in middle school. Careful how? Middle school?
So how old were you? Three years ago? Two years
ago! I've been in college for two years! No,
you said you've had the... I said total. No,
I don't have it now. I had it for a year or two.
He said he had it for a year or two. I don't
have it anymore. I thought you've been having
it for a year or two. No, I don't have it anymore.
My answer is still the same. The thing is that
broken bone is just so easy. You know, statement.
Yeah. I mean, I've never broken a bone. Yeah,
me neither. Okay, wait. Now you can't use that
in your... Did you do anything with your spleen?
I did not need to, but I did. Hear about it.
If it gets worse, then yeah. But mine got better.
It's taking too long. I want to know now. Okay,
fine. I think you've not had open surgery. You
think I have had open body then? Yeah, I think
you have had. Even if it's minor, I think you've
had it. Okay. What's the lie? Are you guys locking
in? That's my, yeah. I'm just so confused by
the way you said the statement. I don't know
if you said that. I have not. Okay, pause, guys.
Pause, pause, pause, pause. I swear if it's the
autoimmune disease one, that is the one that
I want to say is the lie, that he has never had
that. But also, I know that for, I know the possibility.
I'm locking in he's never had an open body surgery
because he's giving me too many presentable facts
right now. But also, that's why I think he's
alive. Okay, which one is it? I have broken a
bone. Damn it! Okay, no, I was wrong on both
ends. I broke, I don't know which, like, I broke
a toe. What did I say? I know, that was so funny
how you said that. I broke the one to the, it's
on my right foot, so I broke the one to the right
of the big toe. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if you
want to know how, because it sucked. Did you
drop something on your foot? No, I jumped in
the pool, and it scraped the wall. Oh, my God.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. That is disgusting.
Okay, who's next? No, what's your two truths
and a lie? You have to say it to her, but honestly.
Well, we're also, well, we won't talk about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what's your two truths
and a lie? So. I have watched 498 Hallmark Christmas
movies. Hallmark movies. Hallmark Christmas.
You know that every time I start writing the
word Chris, I finish with Christmas because I
read Christmas so many times. So any word that
starts with Chris is just Christmas. Is that
another part of it? Okay. I used to get a haircut
every three weeks. Okay. And I graduated high
school with... A, B in math. Okay, the Hallmark
one is very believable. I could have just made
up a number. I know, but like... Are there 498
Hallmark movies? I don't know. I don't pay attention
to Hallmark movies. I'm not sure you'll find
a number. I don't even know how many there are.
Okay, Hallmark movies, you said B in math. Which
math class? Right. In France, we only have math.
It's just called math? Yeah. What else did you
say? I used to get a haircut every three weeks.
Okay. Okay, you're starting to make me think
the Hallmark one is not it, but I also... You
can ask questions. Okay, here's the thing. I
Googled it, and it says, it doesn't give us an
exact number, but it says that there's 40 movies
released each year. No, it's 40 Christmas movies.
Oh, my God. Yeah, actually, yeah. Yeah, that
is what it said. 40 Christmas movies released
each year is what it said exactly. And it says
there's over 300 in a library somewhere. How
many did you say you watched? 498. Is that what
he said? Yes. Did you just pull a number out
of your butt? Right. I like the number 98, but
maybe it's true, maybe it's not. I don't know.
Okay. Well, first of all, so it's two truths
and the lie. So, 498 Hallmark movies, a haircut
every three weeks, and you graduated with a B
in math in high school. For some reason, I think
the math one's false. I honestly, I do too. But...
I feel like if any person was to know the exact
number of Hallmark movies they've watched, they
would be baptized. Yeah. But I could make up
a number. No, but I... Which is why I wouldn't
be surprised if that one's the false one. Because
you know that I like Hallmark movies. Yeah, I
don't know how many there are. First of all,
I watch your Instagram story. Every week, there's
you posting a Hallmark movie. A review, yeah.
But I could have just made up... Let me correct
you. I could have just made up the number. I
mean, yeah. Because I know that you guys know
that I like Hallmark. I feel like you're trying
to trick us into thinking that it's... Because
it's the only thing you're focusing on. The other
two statements you haven't talked about. I feel
like the haircut one would... I don't know. I
feel like you maintain yourself very well. You
used to get a haircut every three weeks. How
often do you currently get a haircut? Just when
I think I need to. Okay. Is that every series?
No. Okay, hold on. He definitely could have watched
498. And again, if he was going to know any number
specifically, it would be that one because there's
apparently 1 ,176 original movies. Wow. Okay,
I think the lie is the B in math. I think that
one's the lie too. I mean, have you taken any
math classes at Johnson County Community College?
Not yet. Why? Are you scared? Because I had other
classes to take before. Are you able to just
take the classes or do you have to take the placement
test? You always have to take the placement test.
I didn't take the placement test. Because your
high school ACT transferred over. Yeah. I didn't
do the, I didn't get a good score on that. Like
at all. But I got into college algebra. I think
they went best off of my grade in math. Probably.
Oh, yeah, most likely. I just didn't take a math
my senior year, so it was going off my ACT score.
Yeah, I took a math class my senior year. The
ACT was taken when it was during COVID for me.
Yeah, I think all my stuff got messed up because
of COVID. I did not take my ACT, and then I didn't
take an ACT follow -up in my senior year, so
I didn't get a test. My ACT score was too low.
I had to take the placement test. Guys, we're
getting sidetracked. I think that it's the...
I think it's the math test. I think it's the
math as well. Lock it in. It's your final world.
Yeah. Damn! That's a lot of Hallmark movies.
So that is the specific number? I mean, it's
movies. It's like relative. It's from the Hallmark
app, but you can also check like episodes of
stuff you've seen. So it's 498 total, but it's
mostly movies. Okay. That makes sense. And I'm
sure there are some that I've missed that I haven't
checked. So it's probably more. That's funny.
Come on, Mackenzie. Give us some hard ones. Okay.
So here are mine. I crashed my car in Texas.
This time? Like this? Like this turn? Yeah. She
told us where she's parked though. But did you
see my car? I mean, I can go look now. If you
crashed it, can you use it? I mean, she drove
in here. Yeah, you can have a crash. Yeah, you
can crash your car and still use your car. There's
different levels of crashes. Okay, yeah. Just
say all of them right now real quick. Okay, so
I crashed my car in Texas. I was bullied into
playing dolls with a toddler for three days straight.
And I jumped out of a car while it was on fire.
Oh my God. Maybe the toddler one's fake. I hope
the final one's fake. Wait, why do you? That
one's real. Is it? Yeah, it's too bizarre for
her to make it up. You think so? I feel like
also, was the car rolling? Like, give us a little
story. Give us a little story. Which one, the
car fire? Yeah. No. No, just tell us the story.
So what happened was on my way to the airport
with my cousin and the car. Dallas Love Field.
What is with you and Texas? And the car, it overheated.
And we had to hop off of the highway very quickly,
but we didn't really make it. And we were on
the exit. for the highway, and the car started
smoking. And we sat there and waited for it to
stop smoking, but it eventually just caught on
fire. So we had to hop out. Okay. You stay in
the car that's smoking? Yeah, that's like not...
How long ago was this? Last year? You would do
that. Okay, so you said three days straight.
What does that entail? Does that mean waking
up and playing straight dolls? All day? Yes.
With who? With a toddler. Who? My niece. What's
her name? Was she at your house? No. Were you
at their house? Her name is Melody. I was at
her house. What dolls did you play? This one
could totally be like a, yeah, this happened,
but it was only for two days. She has Barbies
and they're all named Barbie. Except for one
of them. One of them is named Sydney. Hi, Barbie.
Is it a surprise? I mean, have you seen the Barbie
movie? They're all called Barbie. Hi, Barbie.
Hi, Barbie. I've never seen the Barbie movie.
Hi, Ken. Hi, Alan. And then the first one was,
I crashed my car in Texas. What'd you do? That's
true. The way she... Sounds like she's about
to tell us something that is completely her fault.
No, no, no, no. Okay, I was literally driving
on this road. I don't remember what the name
of the road is. I think it was 11th Street. And
I was in a school zone, so everyone's trying
to drive out of the school. Who crashed in a
school zone? Everyone was trying to drive out
of the school. And I have the right of way. Okay.
I have the right of way. You know, it's not my
fault. So this car is literally just pulling
out of the school parking lot into the street,
trying to turn the opposite way that I'm going.
And I'm sitting here like, what are you doing?
Because I'm trying to go straight so I can get
on the freaking highway. But no, they did not
really. They didn't stop until they were in the
middle of my lane. So I had to. Move over, but
I still kind of hit the car. That's not a crash.
It's a crash. It's like a tiny little fender
bender. I think it might be the dull one, and
I think it might be for just two days or something.
I think she'd do that. I mean, she would do that,
but two car accident ones, one of them might
be a lie. I don't think so. The fire one sounds
like something she would do. Pause, pause, pause,
pause, pause, pause. Here's what I noticed with
her. She likes to give a lot of detail with her
storytelling all the time. All the time. I am
a creative writer. Yes, but the one that you
didn't really give much detail and you were hesitant
to talk about was the car fire. But maybe you
were just hesitant because you didn't know if
we were allowed to. I don't feel like she's given
much information on the doll one either. Do you
want more information? Okay, tell us exactly.
The dolls. How we play dolls? Yeah. She has a
gigantic. What scenarios? No, yeah, that one's
the fake one. Oh, my God. She has a giant Barbie
dream house with like a slide and a pool at the
bottom and an elevator. Yeah, we all do. I never
have one. Do you want mine? No. But she has.
Do you have a Barbie dream house? Do you not?
No. I don't either. Okay. Well, okay. I have
the Batcave. That's cool. She had like. Five
or six different Barbies, and some of her Barbies
kept dying. Didn't she say she had a ton of Barbies,
and then now it's five or six? Okay, so here's
the thing. You're right. What are the dolls'
names? They're all Barbie, except one. Sidney.
I think that's real. I think. I think the Barbie
one's fake. I think there's a detail in there
that you either changed or left out. She has
little mermaid ones, too. They're not called
Barbie, though. I don't know their names. She
just calls them mermaids. And she kept dying.
They were dying. How old's your niece? She's
three. Is it because of that event that you've
never seen the Barbie movie? You just don't handle
it anymore? No, I was supposed to have seen the
Barbie movie. I still have not seen the Minecraft
movie. Me neither. Me neither. Oh, my God. I
won't see it. Why? I don't care. Okay, side check,
guys. Honestly, I feel like she would include
two really dramatic stories to make it seem like
one of them is the really big lie. I'm locking
in on the Barbie one. No, you know what? She
talked to us about her trip to Texas before we
recorded. And she would have said something about
a car crash. But the thing is that unless she
knew she was going to say it. No, she wasn't.
No, she didn't. No, yeah, that's the lie. That's
what I was kind of going off to, but also at
the same time, I think she might have been thinking
about it and wanted to keep that detail out.
But she came to the newsroom with saying, I have
no truth and no lie. That's true. Here's the
thing. Because she didn't think about the car.
Yeah. Okay, pause. I'm still locking in on the
Barbie one. Okay, wait. So the first one, the
first little fender bender, where was that? It
was on 11th Street. In a school zone, yes. Was
it in Kansas or Texas or somewhere else? Okay,
do you know what high school or school? I don't
know what that school is called. I can look at
it, though. Were you driving? Yes. Why were you
driving in Texas? I was heading to Denton. That's
a lie. This first one's a lie. It's a Denton.
Denton. I went to Denton to go visit my cousin
and his girlfriend so that we could go see Sinners.
I'm still going to lock in on the Byrie. But
I think that one is a lie. I went to Denton to
go see a movie with my cousin and his girlfriend.
Which movie? Was it the Minecraft movie? We were
supposed to go see Sinners, but they only had
seats in the front row and we were not about
to do that. So we went and saw Until Dawn instead.
Okay. I'm locking in that the first car crash
one. Yeah, that's a lie. Barbie. It totally is
Barbie, though. No, because she said she kept
making them die. That's too specific. No, that's
something a three -year -old would do. So then
that's not a lie. No, I don't think she's telling
the truth about the Barbie. I think she did it
for either a longer or shorter amount of time.
Those are your answers, then? There's a detail
in there. You can... Car crash, I think. Okay,
wait. If you want, you can do the car crash,
and then I can do the car on fire one, and we
can all just have a different answer. So one
of us is going to win. One of us is going to
be right. If you want to. Okay, so who's doing
the car crash? Me. And then I'll do the car fire?
I won't car crash. I'm just saying that's your...
Car on fire. Okay. It's the car crash. Oh my
god, I knew it! That makes sense. Yes, I sat
in a car that was smoking. Yeah. I didn't think
that one was a lie at all. That one sounded like
you. No, it did sound like something you would
do. I'm not going to lie. The reason you said
she was hesitant is because she knew she was
about to sound dumb for sitting in a car that
was on fire. She's like, God, I really have to
tell them that I sat in this on -fire car. Because
it wasn't my car. It was my cousin's car. And
he was like, it's fine. You were still in it.
You were just sitting in the car. He kept saying,
it's fine. We just got to put something in the
car once it stops smoking. I'm like, okay, so
we'll just sit here. And who wants to get out
in the middle of the street in Dallas, Texas?
Who wants to get out in Dallas, Texas? I will
say the story that I told about the car crash
was kind of true, but I just didn't hit the car.
So it was all but you didn't touch the car at
all. What it always means is that now I'm getting
way better ideas for my truth in life and we've
already done it. I mean, hey, if you ever want
to go again, you sure can. Right. I mean, I have
videos of the car fire, too. Okay, we don't need
to. We wanted to do the other game, though. I
think we should do the other game. We should.
Honestly, I forgot mine. Bruh. The thing is,
I can easily make them up right now. If you want
to. I have three more if you don't want to. Three
more? Well, I'm not like another truth in two.
Oh. Two truths, one lie. Well, first of all,
we were talking for like 30 minutes. So are you
sure you want to go over? Because there's a lot
of clips in there. So we can go. So. This is
going to be a long episode. Well, good. We need
one. We've been going like 50 minute episodes.
It's not true. Me and Mackenzie went for like
an hour and a half. Did we? I think so. I don't
remember. I don't remember. I should have ate
before that thing. Mine were going to be pretty
simple. I was going to do health ones and then
you kind of took them. I was like, oh, damn,
I can't say, oh, I've never broken a bone. But
I can, in fact, go A, I was in a motorcycle crash
and I have a scar on my left foot. B, I went
to a concert in California and I hung out backstage
with Lizzo. C, I. used to online date a TikTok
star that lived in Australia. And his fans found
out and there are fan edits of me on Instagram.
If I ever come across a Harper edit. The thing
is that the third one screams fake, but it screams
too much fake to be fake. No, that third one
is true. That third one is true. There used to
be fan pages dedicated to me. There were at least
three that I know of. And they might still follow
me or they might have been deactivated. How long
ago was that? Oh shit, that was in high school.
A TikTok? TikTok was big when you were in high
school already? Yeah. Yeah, I'd say so. How old
are you? I'm 20. I'm turning 21 in like a month.
Can we know the person? Yeah. I don't know who
that is. What kind of content does he make? He,
yeah. What does he make? He just like, I don't
know, like. normal like lip syncing videos or
like funny challenges that were like trending
at the time how'd you guys start to date how
do you meet um well funny enough him and i actually
started talking because i was put in a group
chat with him and a couple others like it was
like a fan -ish group chat um where uh i i think
it was because i like liked a lot of his like
instagram lives or whatever and we got a little
giveaway of being inside a group chat and so
i got an open dm with him um which like it wasn't
me like i wasn't like a fan of it but like i
was a part of a group that was um and then uh
him and i had started talking and uh uh i mean
honestly it's a bit blurry but like we started
talking and eventually like it was never like
obviously we never met in person he's a bit older
than me and i think he was like 17 and i was
like 15 or something which was um but it was
around the time that his friend was dating this
girl named and she's really controversial so
we talked a lot about that and i got a lot of
behind the scenes tea on that um but The fans
found out that we were dating because I commented
something like, I love you on his page. And he
said, I love you more. He responded to my comments
and said, I love you more. And that's how fans
made edits and fan accounts of me. No, I'm not
buying it. It was too foggy. Who was driving
the motorcycle? It was just me. On what road?
Just like a highway? It was in front of my house.
I feel like just to go back to the TikTok story,
I feel like you're not the first fan in a way.
You wouldn't be the first one to say I love you.
And for the person to write I love you back,
like I love you also. Yeah, and it'd be a response.
And for people to decide, oh, they're dating.
Yeah. I think five years ago, yes. I mean, you
go through anyone's comment. Honestly, hold on.
Let me look up how old he is currently. You can
go through any influencer's comment or star's.
Comment section. People say I love you and they
just answer I love you. No, she has crazy lore
when it comes to dating. I think that was her
own. Yeah, but what would people say? Oh, she
said I love you. He said I love you. They're
dating. He's 23 right now. I was, yeah, the ages
in my head matched up. Like, I was like downing
it for a second, but no. How long did you guys
date? It was like brief. It was like a month.
You said, yeah. And it was like an online, it
was literally an online. He lives in Australia.
Yeah. Okay, who did you go to the concert with
in California? It was me and my dad. It was for
the We Will Survive Cancer Awareness. It had
like Billie Eilish, Camila Cabello, Taylor Swift,
Jonas Brothers, and Lizzo, and more people that
aren't coming to mind. Marshmello? I'm thinking...
Lizzo has been big for the past four years, I'd
say. Like a big name. She's been big for a while.
I knew her before COVID. Last time Taylor Swift
did an event with other people. You said Taylor
Swift was there. Last time Taylor Swift did a
charity thing with other people. Oh, the concert's
a real thing. When was the concert? The concert's
the real thing. It's going backstage now. No,
he's saying Taylor Swift wasn't at the concert.
And I'm saying she was. Because I feel like Taylor
Swift has become so big for like to do other
things with other. What color was the motorcycle?
Red. How did you fall over? I was trying to stop
and my legs were too small. Were you pulling
in? Were you trying to stop with your feet? No.
Yeah, actually. Well, the thing is here. If you
had a scar for something, I feel like you'd remember.
I was wearing slides. On a motorcycle. I was
young. I was a kid. Literally, I was pre -teen.
And you were driving a motorcycle? Yep. Down
the street. Literally down the street. Just families.
We had it sitting in our garage. We had a Vespa,
too. We had a dirt bike. Oh, it's a dirt bike.
It's not a motorcycle. It's a dirt bike. I should
clarify that. Okay, that changes things. It does.
It was a dirt bike. Is she just changing our
story right now? No, no, no. I was already leaning
towards the motorcycle. How did you end up backstage
with Lizzo? So I had actually a funny story in
addition to this. So the Lizzo thing, I was there
with my dad. We were in California for fun or
just hanging out. But went to the We Will Survive
concert. And then I was meeting up with someone
who I was a fan of. She is actually now very
controversial. Her name's Lila Gibney. I was
meeting up with her to take a selfie because
her and I had been like messaging with each other.
And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm a huge fan. Like
you're coming to the show. Like I want to meet
up with you. And then we did. And then she was
backstage access because of the people that she
knew. And so she gave me a pass. Her and I got
a photo together. together and then uh i was
literally sitting back there and then lizzo and
i were not lizzo and i blah uh lila gibney and
i were just standing there lila was taking photos
with someone else and then lizzo walked up and
sat next to me i got a photo with lizzo and then
uh my dad was there too my dad talked to lizzo
more than i did but i did i will count it as
like i hung out with lizzo i still think the
motorcycle is fake I think it's the Lizzo one.
No. No, no, no, no. I think it's the Marseille
concert. I know you like going to concerts, so
it's not too far -fetched that you would get
backstage access at some point. You have crazy
dating stories, so I believe that one. What year
was it? And you were way too detailed with that
one. I think it was like 2017. The concert? Yeah.
Hold on. When did Lizzo first release music?
No. I'm finding one. 2019. Did she look at a
picture or did she look at the concert info on
Google? I'm not going to tell you what I did.
I'm thinking that it's fake. There was a concert
in 2019 with Lizzo and Taylor Swift. I checked
that. You were probably there, but you probably
didn't go backstage. But you seem like the type
of person that would be able to get backstage.
But do you think I have a photo with Lizzo? No.
Wait, what was the statement? That you got backstage
and got a photo with Lizzo? No, okay. So, true
truth, not a lie. I rode a motorcycle, or I guess
dirt bike is what I'm trying to clarify. It was
a dirt bike, and I rode it, and when I was coming
to... This is like way more information now.
But I have a scar on my foot because I fell off
a dirt bike. And then I hung out backstage with
Lizzo. And then I dated a TikTok star. The big...
I mean, the TikTok star is crazy. I'm locked,
too. No, you know what? I'm going back to my
first instinct. The TikTok one is... I'm locked,
too. It's the motorcycle. Or the dirt bike. So
you two are both dirt bike and then you're the
dating? Yeah. Is that all locked in? Yeah. I'm
locked. Okay, Baptiste clocked me. I didn't date
him. Him and I were friends. I just want to say
that I got all right. People totally thought
him and I were dating. There are fan edits of
me and there are fan accounts of me. And people
did think we were dating, but we never dated
and we were only just friends. That's crazy.
But, yeah, no, I did meet Lizzo, and there's
a photo of me on my Instagram, so you could have
just gone there with Lizzo, and her and I did
hang out backstage. And I was there for Lila
Gibney originally, but I did end up hanging out.
And I did fall on a dirt bike, and there is a
scar on my left foot, the top of my left foot,
because I was wearing slides. So, just saying,
guys. Yep. I mean. Don't go looking for those
fan edits, please. Please. Can I look up Harper
fan edit on Instagram? Honestly, I think it might
just only be Instagram. I'm going to look now.
There are, okay, I did archive a post because
I did post, I did repost one because I was like,
oh my God, this is so cool. Oh my God, guys,
thank you. It was like for my birthday. Hold
on. Oh, people knew your birthday. Mm -hmm. I
was a part of, like, one of these things where
people would, like, post me with other people.
Show us. Oh, my gosh. And that's just pictures
they found on your Instagram. That's creepy.
Yeah, there are more, but I feel like the accounts
got deleted. Actually, one of them was looking
at my account recently, and then I looked and
they were deleted. So unfortunately, I don't
think I can look at those accounts anymore, but
I promise you that there were some. That's great.
How does it feel to be a star? Right. Guys, it's
amazing. Oh, I could have also... Go ahead. No,
go ahead. I could have also done another Two
Truths and a Lie. I have so many lined up, guys.
Me too. Now I have others. But we can save this.
Did we want to play the other game? I do. You're
just salty because you lost. Yes, because you
said a warlord, and I did not think of my warlord
husband. Chris Pratt? No. That's Star -Lord.
I have no idea what they're talking about. Okay.
The thing is, I think it'd be difficult to find
a character that all four of us know. Yeah. Okay,
here's what we should do. Because we were playing
Guess Who? Yeah. With fictional or just like
actors. I think our next best bet, I think we
should do a story on Ankinator. Ankinator. Oh!
Oh yeah, you did mention Ankinator. Oh my gosh,
he has no idea about the American culture of
Akinator. Do I still have it? Pull it up on the
computer, Mackenzie. On the computer? Yeah. Is
it on? Okay. I think I know, but I can't. Here,
we're going to look up Akinator, and we're going
to pause the recording real quick. Okay, so we
lied, or I lied. We could just make it easy and
cut that out. Which maybe, but I don't know where
it stopped at, so I'm probably just going to
start it back from here. We said we were going
to play Akinator, and now we're not, because
we're just going to do another round of Two Truths
and One Lie. I can go first again, since my phone's
about to die. No, yeah, go, go, go, go. 3%. Okay.
These are still all in the same realm of... You'll
see. I've only watched the first maybe two Harry
Potter movies. I have only watched the Minecraft
movie, or sorry, I said, I have watched the Minecraft
movie twice. I have never watched iCarly. That's
very specific. The Minecraft one is true. Okay,
pause. First of all, if you have, okay, I've
only ever seen the first two. Harry Potter movies.
And I've never read the books either. Have you
read the books? No. I have not read the books.
Well, here, high five if that's a truth. Same
ballpark. Okay, what are the names of the two
movies? Oh, Harry Potter. I can probably name
them all. The thing is, I know what happens in
Harry Potter because my mother watches it so
much and so often. So I know it goes Philosopher's
Stone slash Sorcerer's Stone. Then it's the Chamber
of Secrets. Those are the ones I know. I know
the titles in French. Yeah, isn't it Philosopher's
Stone in French? For the first one? Yeah. No,
no, no. It's at the Wizard's School. River at
the Wizard's School. I know there's Deathly Hallows
Part 1 and 2. There's the Goblet of Fire. Did
I say Deathly Hallows? No, you didn't say it.
Deathly Hallows. There's another one. The Phoenix.
And there's Azkaban. Prisoner of Azkaban, yeah.
So you, okay, first of all, I only know them
as one and two. If you ask me, okay, I have seen
the first two Harry Potter movies. What are they
called? No idea. Absolutely no idea. I know I
did skip the third and accidentally start watching
the fourth on Christmas because that was like
a tradition my family was trying to start. Watching
Harry Potter on Christmas? Yeah. Because there
was like a Yule Ball or something. Well, there's
always... Most of them are Christmas themed.
No, like most of them go throughout the year.
So there's always a Christmas moment. Yeah. Yeah,
usually. But how would you know that? Because
I've watched the first two and I've played the
Lego games. Okay. Okay, so you've never seen
iCarly? I've never seen iCarly. Not a single
episode. Not a single episode, but do you know,
like, like, lore? I mean, I know. I mean, it's
a popular show. You know their names? Carly.
And? There's a Spencer. Okay. I mean, you're
also pretty. There's her friend Cat. Cat? No,
that's a wrong show. What am I thinking of? Sam
and Cat. That one. That's a different show. Sam
and Cat's a different show. No, but it's Sam.
It's Sam from iCarly. Well, you know which one's
true. Or he could be putting up a front. Right.
He wouldn't have told us. I'm an actor. Do you
know who the comedic relief is in iCarly? I'm
a what? I was going to say you're on stage, but
I was like, no, I'm kidding. I haven't been on
stage in a year. Yeah. You were pretty young
when iKali premiered. Yeah, you can always go
back and watch it. Why? Yeah. I'm sure that you
probably watched it. That was around the same
time frame because my brother is 20 years old.
I wasn't a Disney Channel kid. I wasn't a kid.
Were you a Disney Channel kid? I watched a lot
of Disney. Did you watch SpongeBob? Yeah. Did
you watch... Fairly Oddparents. iCarly. Which
is Thundermans. Who? The Thundermans. That's
like newer. Henry Danger. That's newer. I like
it. Okay, so iCarly was Nickelodeon. So was Fairy
Godparents. So was Spongebob. What's the other
one you mentioned? That was it. Spongebob, Fairly
Oddparents. Yeah, those are all Nickelodeon,
including whatever. But you said you've seen
those. But you haven't seen iCarly. That is what
I said. By the time you could have watched iCarly,
I'm not sure it aired much on Nick anymore. Well,
the thing is, he's younger than me. And I was
kind of like the cutoff generation for iCarly.
Yeah, you would need to go on Teen Nick now.
We're same generation, but like year -wise. I'm
not sure they had many reruns of iCarly on Nick,
unless he went to Teen Nick. Did you watch Nicktoons?
Probably. So were you watching Avatar The Last
Airbender? Periodically. What was the second
one? So you've only seen the first two Harry
Potter. You've never seen iCarly. What's the
other one? I've watched the Minecraft movie twice.
That one's true. Yeah, that one's true. Gotta
be. No, I know for a fact. Only twice? Or it
could be over twice? I've seen the Minecraft
movie twice. That's true. It could be three times.
Oh. He would. Because he kept saying earlier,
that's not the right number for Mackenzie when
she was talking about three days with Barbie.
Right. It would be two. Three days playing with
Barbies is still crazy. So he could have made
that up. She bullied me. She was three. What
do you want me to do? Punt her. Crush her dreams.
Oh my gosh. I don't condone the violence of children.
Can I ask, why did you stop after the second
movie? I just haven't watched them. But you said
that your mom is always watching them. Hey, what
are your opinions on J .K. Rowling? I don't know
if I can say on the pod. First of all, I feel
like he's seen more than two. I feel like he's
seen the Minecraft movie more than twice, and
I feel like he's never seen... I think The Lie
is the Minecraft movie. I think... Okay. I think
he's seen it more than twice. Or I think he's
only seen it once. Because he wanted to see it
twice with his friends. He was going to go again.
I'm thinking Icon. It's been out for almost a
month. I know. But I know that you were saying...
Chicken jockey. I know you... Pause. I'm going
to our DMs right now. Chicken jockey. I have
no idea. I feel like you would have told me if
you'd seen the Minecraft movie a second time.
Would I? Yep, you would have. Did you throw popcorn
in the theater? No. I'm respectful. Okay. Can
someone check when iCarly... Guys, as of April
20th, 10 days ago, he's only seen the Minecraft
movie once. I just hung out with my friends yesterday.
I'm thinking iCarly. No, I feel like that one
could be true. Okay, so mine is the Minecraft
movie. I'm locking that in. Locking in the Minecraft
movie. I kind of feel like it's the Harry Potter
one. Okay, let's all lock in one. Let's all lock
in one. One of them has to be right. Okay, Harry
Potter. So you're locking in Minecraft, Harper.
You're locking in what, Mackenzie? Harry Potter.
Harry Potter. Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly. One of you
is right. Duh. Supposedly, like, duh. I have
only seen the Minecraft movie once. Oh my gosh.
I've only watched the first two of Harry Potter.
I see it so much that I know what happens. I've
just never sat through them. It's just so believable
because I'm living the same thing as you. I've
never read the books. I've only seen the first
two. First two are pretty good. I knew for a
fact. I was like, you would watch it three times,
but I don't even think you've seen it twice.
Honestly, no. He didn't confirm it in our messages,
but he was like, you need to go see it in theater
because I told him I watched the movie. I sent
him a like. A really sped up version of the movie.
It's the entire movie, but it's like at 10 times
speed or 100 times speed. So like. I got the
full movie in like five minutes. And so I was
like, I just watched the entire Minecraft movie
and I sent it to him and he's like, well, you
have to go see it in theaters. I don't think
that confirms anything. I think you just guessed.
Okay, no. To me it does because you would have...
You think I would say you need to actually go
watch this in theaters because now I've watched
it twice. Yes. I probably would. You would brag
about it. Yeah. I love the Minecraft movie. My
turn? Yeah, it is your turn. So, I have visited
the Ellen show set. I believe it. My favorite
TV show is Friends. And I was on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame when Jennifer Aniston got her star.
I don't think your favorite. I know the answer.
Do you? Yes. Okay, hold on. Say it again. What
do you think it is? I guess I know the answer.
I feel like I've heard you talk about the other
two. Say it again. You've been on Ellen's set.
On the Ellen show set. I was able to visit it.
My favorite TV show is Friends. And I was on
the Hollywood Walk of Fame when Jennifer Einstein
got her star. When did she get her star? How
old are you? I am 26. Okay. When did she get
her star? I think it was 2018 or 2019, around
that year. Okay, I know which one's a lie now.
I don't know when I was in LA. Was it 2012? Because
that's when she got her Hollywood Walk of Fame
star. Maybe. And I mean, based on what you said
in class, you were in the US in 2011, right?
Mm -hmm. Honestly, it is believable. I think
it's the star. You think that one's the lie?
Hold on. That he was on the Hollywood red carpet?
I mean, I know that it's pretty difficult to
visit. If this one isn't the lie, the one that
I'm thinking about, then I don't know you. It's
pretty difficult to visit the Ellen said show
because there's a wait list of a year to get
tickets. Were you... Oh my God, sorry. I had
to get that. I could have just walked on the
Walk of Fame like that. I feel like they're getting
stars every day now. For the Ellen show, did
you go and sit? Were you at the Ellen show? No,
I visited Warner Brothers and they take you in
different sets. I know that's a fact because
I did the same Warner Bros. studio tour. But
the Ellen show never gets picked as the set you
visit. The thing is, do you... Did you see the
Friends studio as well? Yeah. What was the first
one? Oh, no. Your favorite show is Friends. Jennifer
Aniston. I don't know if your favorite show is
Friends, but I would believe it if you saw Jennifer
Aniston and if you went to Warner Brothers. I
don't think you were on the Hollywood Walk of
Fame when she walked, but I feel like that...
Do you have a photo of it? No, I could have been
there when they had the event. The Hollywood
Walk of Fame is still open. Oh, right. But when
she got her star... Like, the day she got her
star, there was a setup, and, like, they were
getting, like, only the guests can get close
to the thing. I feel like that one's the lie,
though. I want to know what you think. I'll let
you know when we're deciding. Hey, what was Jennifer
Aniston wearing? I didn't see her. Oh my god,
Baptiste, is this you in the back of this photo?
Yeah, that's totally me. I'm the one who gave
it to her, actually. Okay, I think it's the Ellen
set. I don't think you were there. I don't know.
I'm locking that in. I'm taking a guess. I don't
think you were there for the Jennifer Aniston
one. I'm locking in Friends. You don't think
Friends is my favorite show? Okay, so you all
have one different, right? Yeah. I also don't
think it's your favorite show, but I feel like
if you threw in the Jennifer Aniston one, I feel
like one of those has to be the lie. So one of
you is right? Yeah. I wasn't on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame. Really? You've never talked about
Friends. And I thought you talked about the Hollywood
Walk of Fame. He's talked about Friends in the
first podcast class that we had. It was literally
on our episode. I did? You did? I think so. I
think so, because we were talking about Doctor
Who and One Piece. Like, it might have not made
it to our triple the talk, but... And I was looking
for someone. I thought Jennifer Aniston had her
star closer to the time I was in L .A., which
was 2019, and I didn't know it was 2012. I saw
you get mad at me when I said that. I looked
at people who had their star in August 2019,
and I was like, I'm not going to use them. Yeah.
Because, I mean, I know them, but not necessarily
everyone knows who they are. I am. Kenzie, you're
torn. Do you have another one? Okay. Okay. So,
I met a TikTok star. Immediately believable.
Yeah. Which TikTok star? Hold on, let me finish.
Okay. Let her cook. Okay, so I met... She has
to think of a lie and a truth again. Okay, wait,
let me change it. Let me change that. I've met
two TikTok stars. Oh. I have met a, I met Zeno
Robinson, the voice actor. And I have participated
in a Apex tournament. The game. Apex Legends
is like a first -person shooter video game. I
believe all three of them. Who's the voice actor?
Zeno Robinson? Mm -hmm. He voices Hawks in My
Hero Academia. He voices Fuey Coco in Pokemon?
Oh my gosh, wasn't he in... No, you've talked
about that before. What? I swear, you've talked
about that before. That you've met him. Yeah,
that's him. Who was the TikTok star? Who were
the stars? And were they at a con? They were
definitely. They're like, they're like, they're
cosplayers. Yeah, probably. I wish. No. The first
one is. Logan Paul. Ew. No. Sorry, Logan Paul,
but I don't like you. The first one was Junior
Saxophonic. I'm not even going to cut that out.
I'm just going to keep that in. I don't know
who that TikToker is. I met him through a family
friend. Who? And he's like top Junior Saxophonic.
He's like top 100. Yeah. He's top 100 in the
black creators on TikTok. He was also part of
We The Culture. He was on BuzzFeed. All that.
Okay, Robin in. Right. The second one was Keats
Did It. I met him at a con. He did If the Planets
Had a Meeting. I love that series. It's so funny.
What's the third one? The third one? You said,
third thing you said was? I participated in an
Apex Legends tournament. Oh, that's fake. No,
that's so real. But the other two are more real.
How do you, do you know Zeno Robinson only from
Hawks? She had to think of that one. No, he was.
Ogun. Yes, that's his name. How did you recognize
him since it's a voice actor? He was there at
the con. He had a booth and you just walked up
to him? Yes, I did. He had a booth in the vendor
hall and I walked right up to him. And at first
I was kind of like, Xeno Robinson, huh? I don't
know who that is. And they had like the pictures
on there and he was Hawks and he was Ogun from
what I recognized. So the third one is. And I
got some signed photos. Yeah. I think it's the
second one. I think it's Apex. What's the second
one? The second one, the voice actor? Or is the
third one the voice actor? The second one is
the voice actor. What's the third one? Apex.
Oh, okay. The first one's a lie. Yeah. No. I
think the first one's a lie. I got them mixed
up. You mean TikTok stars? I think you've met
him because that sounds like he would be at NakaCon.
Or DreamCon, not NakaCon. I think she's doing
the thing where... She's like, I've met these
two, but really she's only met one. Yeah, I was
guessing that one anyways. Yeah. So I think it's
because I believe. I think it's the first one.
I believe the third one. I do believe the third.
Eh, you don't really like Apex though. Oh no,
I love Apex. Okay, never mind. She's talked about
Apex before. I know, I remember that. I mean,
I main Lifeline, sometimes Octane. I mean, if
you want to ask me more questions about Apex,
we can get into it. Who's the best scout? The
best scout. Absolutely not. Let's not get into
this talk. Slash, I guess, recon is what they're
called. Because it's Bloodhound. I don't care
what you say. Yeah. Bloodhound's my main. Okay,
well, I lock in the first. I do too. I don't
think you've met both of them. And I do believe
that you'd meet the guy at the con. Okay. I'm
locking in the first one. You said the third
one? Yeah. I've never been in an Apex tournament.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Junior Saxophonic is
who I interviewed for my feature story. Oh. Oh,
my God. I'm surprised that you believe the Apex
one. That's why I wasn't, like, second -guessing
that one, but. I think I've been in an Apex tournament.
I actually suck at Apex. You just play it? Yeah,
I like to play. I play Lifeline, I play Octane.
Okay, let me quickly scratch my brain to get
some juicy content out. Ew! It's like a scratch
table! Let's see. So... Um. Um. Let's see. Ew.
What are a good two truths and a lie? Fuck. The
side eye. So bombastic. Okay. Let's... I went
on a date, like one singular date with a background
character of the show Wednesday. I used to teen
model for athletic wear and that got me a gig
for infomercials. I'm family friends with Paul
Rudd's family in Ant -Man. He's Ant -Man. He's
more than Ant -Man. Yeah, but that's what he's
mainly... He's Mike from Friends. Okay, so went
on a date with someone, Wednesday background
actor. I used to do athletic wear modeling as
a young teen slash kid, and that got me infomercial.
What age? It was roughly around like 9 to 13.
Infomercial is like... um so athletic girl girls
um was the athletic wear I did a shoot for justice
I did infomercials for or I did commercials both
on the radio and like ones that were aired on
tv um for kia car um and that's actually uh how
I got the justice uh model deal and then um I
also, I can't remember the brand, but through
the Kia car commercial that I did, I got into
an infomercial for this like towel that like
soaks up a bunch of water. And I was like, I
don't remember. It was just like for a towel
and there was like a bunch of funny slow -mo
things. So it's more than modeling. Well, yeah,
I mentioned that. Are you a member of SAG -AFTRA?
Am I a member of what now? SAG, like the... I
forgot how you say it, but the thing of all actors,
like the union actors. I'm not. When you do commercials,
I don't remember if you have to be a member of
Sega. You do not if it's for, I guess, contracting
work. Who was the background actor? Name is William
Thompson. Genuine, like, background, background
actor. They kind of just pulled him off the streets,
but that's how he got to talk to me. He was like,
I'm on the show Wednesday. What was the third
one? Third one. Oh, shoot. I don't even remember
what the third one was. Oh, Family Friends with
Paul Rudd. How many commercials did you do? Two.
No, three total commercials is what I did. Physical,
like, photo shoots, I don't know. I could not
tell you. It says, however, after working on
a certain number of union commercials, typically
three, or you're cast in a principal role, you
have to join SAG. Yeah, no. She was also in 10.
Right. It doesn't matter. Three was my max. If
you want to work in Hollywood, you kind of have
to be in SAG. It wasn't Hollywood. Yeah, but,
like, commercials. But, no, yeah, I did three
commercials. One for Kia, and then I think it
was two for that same company for the towel.
How long... Wait. I was around nine to... No,
for the Wednesday actor. Wednesday got released,
like, what, two years ago? A year and a half
ago? When did you go on a date with him? When
did I go? Okay, so we were both actually in Colorado.
Was it long after the premiere of the release
of Wednesday, or, like... So, it was roughly
around, like... I want to say, like, January
of 2023. I couldn't find it in here. But I, like,
I literally, I went to my photo app and I typed
in the location. But, because that would be a
lot of scrolling for my snap memories. I think
that either the third one is the lie. And that
you just have a connection to Paul Rudd somehow?
Oh, yeah, yeah, true. Or the first one is a lie
in the fact that you did go out on a date, but
he was a background actor for something else.
I think Paul Rudd is huge, though. Have you met
Paul Rudd? You're family friends with him, right?
Yeah, I've met Paul Rudd. Family friends. Who
was his character married to in Trance? I don't
know. I think it should. Why would I know that?
If you're friends with him. Family friends with
him. I don't personally know and talk to him,
but my dad is Facebook friends with both him
and his mother. Paul Wright has Facebook. He
used to, but my dad's for sure Facebook friends
with his mom. What's his mom's name? I don't
know. Pamela? Something Rudd. Mrs. Rudd is what
I, no. We always get Big Slick tickets from them.
Big what? Big Slick. Who's that? I have my answer.
So we get the Big Slick. I'm locked. What is
Big Slick? Big Slick is a charity event that
Paul Rudd and other actors, like Garrett Stonestreet,
or not Garrett Stonestreet. Eric Stonestreet,
yeah. Yeah, Eric Stonestreet. Yeah, let's like...
Yeah, Eric Stonestreet. He's from KC too. He
is from KC. But no, that's like the, that's the
name, the guy that's from. Modern Family. But
there's also other ones. There's like a. Heidi
Gardner and stuff like that. Yeah, she's the
SNL actor. Yeah, I'm locked. I have my answer.
You aren't ready. So, which one out of three?
So I dated a guy, I went on one date with a guy
who was a Wednesday Addams background actor named
William. And then I'm family friends with Paul
Rudd. And then I used to do modeling and acting.
What episode was he in? I don't know. I really
don't. Like, I'm so serious. He just, like, that's
like, we met off hinge. Met off hinge. I was
in like Colorado at the time. And like we both
swiped on each other. Duh. And then like one
of his prompts was like, I bet you won't or I
bet you can't guess what Netflix show I'm on.
And then I was like, you're on a Netflix show.
And then blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Wednesday
Addams. I was like, no way. And then there was
like a screenshot or something that he sent me.
And he's like, that hat is me. I'm thinking Polaroid.
I'm thinking it's the actor. Yeah, that's a lie.
I think he's an actor from something else. No,
I'm either Paul Rudd or the commercial. You don't
think I used to do commercials or modeling as
a kid? I don't think so. I think you did that
stuff. I think you definitely did. I think the
background actor. And if that's a lie, that's
a very intricate lie. So I applaud you. I'm guessing
Paul Rudd's too big. You think the family friend
of Paul Rudd is a lie? Yeah. Why do you guys
think that's a lie? Because if that's not, I
need to meet him. I don't know if I can do that
for you. I'm being so... I think it's the background
actor. I'm locked in on that. Me too. Okay, are
you locked in on your answer? Yeah. Yeah, there
was never a background actor. I made the whole
thing up. Really? The entire thing up. So you're
just in Colorado? Yeah, I was just in Colorado.
I can't find the memories of me meeting him.
Oh, wait. No, you want to know what I was, I
went to Google and I looked up when did Wednesday
come out? We did that too. That's what we did.
But like, I had to look that up because I was
like, oh, when did it come out? Was it like 2022?
Yeah. It was November of 2022. That's why I said
January of 2023. But, which I think I was in
Colorado. I think I was in Colorado at the time.
Nice. It was either 2023 or 2024. But he doesn't
exist. But no, that William, whatever his last
name. William, he is not real. There's definitely
William out there. There's probably a background
actor on Wednesday with the name William. Yeah,
but I gave it a last name. Harper did not go
on a date with him. I did not go on a date with
him. So I clocked it. Ha! You're not undefeated
anymore. I did used to do modeling for Athleta
Girl and Justice, and I did used to do Kia car
commercial. I was on a sleepover commercial for
Kia car, and then I had to go into the studio
and do the audio version that would be played
over the radio for that same commercial. That
was cute. That was here in Kansas City. And then
from there, the woman that was in charge got
me to do the two, me and my brothers, to do the
little, like, towel commercials. And we had to
do two of them. But, like, was it a local Kia
commercial or a national one? Local. Actually,
I'm not sure, but I'm 90 % sure it's just local.
Do you have an IMDB page? I don't think so. That'd
be funny. My dad does. But I don't. And then
my dad is Facebook friends with Paul Rudd's mother.
I don't know about the Paul Rudds. How do they
know each other? They went to the same high school.
You're a dad with Paul Rudd's mom? No, with Paul
Rudd. They went to the same high school. No,
they both went to Shawnee Mission South. And
just like, it wasn't him who was in the same
grade as him, but it was like Paul Rudd was in
the same class as one of my aunts. And he gives
you tickets every year. We get big slick tickets
every year because my dad's friends with Paul
Rudd. We have the inside scoop of Paul Rudd.
Right. I don't know any drama or any information.
I want to make that very clear. He doesn't have
any drama, I don't think. No. He's too Paul Rudd
to have drama. That's true. However, I did see
him shopping with his daughter one day, and I
waved at him, and he knew who I was. So that's
nice. That's Mike from Friends. Yeah, I knew
Mike from Friends. And you don't know who he's
married to in the show? PB? Yeah, you could have
said it. Oh, shoot! I should have! I think I
was just panicking. Because it's a lot of pressure
telling the truth. When you're trying to lie.
When I'm trying to lie. Or when you're trying
to seem like all of them are fake. But yeah,
no, I don't know how long this episode will be,
but we have reached the two hour mark. We've
reached the two hour mark. It's probably gonna
be like an hour and 45, an hour and a half. Possibly,
or you could always just cut the entire front
part of this. What if I just don't upload this?
Oh my God, you're gonna have to listen to two
hours of us talking? Who said I was gonna listen
to it? What if I just delete it? Okay, well.
Baptiste is hungry. I'm tired, and I'm sure other
people are tired. I'm tired. Oh, yeah, you have
homework. I have to go to my job. You had to
go to your job at like five. Why are you doing
here? Six, six, six. She said six. Yeah, six.
Where do you work? It's only an hour. It's only
723. She's only an hour and a half late, guys.
It's okay. She works for her mom. It's fine.
Okay, okay, okay. You're right. I'm being dramatic
about that. But why? Dramatic. I don't want to
go. Then don't. Let's just keep recording. Okay,
okay, okay. Then I'm just going to go get something
to eat. I will leave if you guys keep recording.
And I have homework to do. All right. But we
are going to end this episode on that note. You
guys have fun with finals. Yeah. As much fun
as you can. Lock in. To literally the one person
who's listened to this all the way through. Hi,
Elizabeth. Oh, my gosh. Hi. This is a long episode.
I'm sorry. No, we're not sorry. I am. This is
originally what they wanted, though. Did they?
I don't remember. Yeah, originally they were
wanting us to shoot for an hour and 45 minute
episodes. That's pretty long. We'll see how long
we have after I edit it. Alrighty, well, have
a good day and have fun with finals and I'm sorry
we didn't report any news. We did. Kind of. A
little bit. Alright, everyone, ready? 3, 2, 1,
bye!