Hey everyone, welcome back to The Main Mike.
My name is Harper, and today we don't have Mackenzie,
but we have... Zach. Okay, you sounded so lame.
What? You said Zach. That was exciting. That's
insane. Say it again. Zach! Zach! There we go!
Yeah! Okay, we don't have much to talk about.
Mackenzie is unfortunately sick. Yeah, she's
not feeling well. I, unfortunately, was scheduled
to work, so I have to leave early, but Zach can
talk about one piece once I leave. It's just
one of those days. It is. Not my voice. Yay.
It literally is just one of those days, I guess.
It's a really nice day out, though, but like.
And we're stuck in a studio. Yeah. And it's not
even the one with the good windows that face
outside. I know, but that room has terrible acoustics.
That's very true. I'm surprised this one's any
better because. Well, this one has a lot of pads.
Oh, that is true. The other one does not. It
just has a big table. Oh, a giant table. It takes
up like the entire room. Yeah, that's why I said
big table. Massive. You know what else is massive?
Hello? Sorry, I'm brain rotted. Wait, what? Like
the massive low taper fade meme. I haven't seen
that one yet. You're kidding. You've never heard
of the low taper fade? No, I know what the low
taper fade is, like the haircut, but I don't
know what the joke is. You know Ninja is, right?
The streamer? Yeah. This is such an old joke,
and that's why it's still brain rot funny now
instead of just funny. I can't believe I'm explaining
this to you. There was a TikTok like maybe half
a year ago by this point. Okay. And it was this
guy. He just created like a custom like. model
for ninja's fortnight skin and he just dubbed
over it or somebody like saying it and then somebody
did the thing i don't remember but somebody's
saying this like little jingle was like imagine
if ninja got a low taper fade and it was just
that over and over and then ninja you know got
a hold of it and then he started saying it so
he's like low taper and like So often. And it
was, you know, funny but unfunny at the same
time. And now he's dragged it on so much that
it's gotten to the point where it's just, like,
massive. You know what else is massive? And then
you just stop. That's it. Okay. I understand
the humor now. Yeah, it's just brain rot, funny,
stupid. I mean, I haven't heard of Ninja since
he had blue hair, unless he still has blue hair.
He re -dyed it. It might be blue now, but I don't
know. But, like, I haven't – like, 2023, maybe,
I haven't heard his name. Yeah, he's kind of
– Fallen off. He just does his own thing. I mean,
nobody really talks about Fortnite that much
anymore either, so. Didn't he get canceled for
something? I mean, there's – I don't think he
got, like, massive canceled, but he's – I mean,
everybody's made, like, one -off comments that,
you know, upsets one side or the other, so. I
think people just think he's kind of annoying
and like a man -child now because he kind of
just like yells at like every game. Yeah. So
I think that's kind of what's going on with him.
But people like to see him rage because I guess
it's funny. I guess it's funny. Yeah. I mean,
most streamers that I've seen are like that too.
Yeah. I don't know. I don't watch streamers really.
I watch just like YouTube videos. Yeah, I personally,
like, I used to watch KSO, and then I got really
annoyed by every single, like, because it got
so funny that he was saying chat, he overdid
it. Oh, yeah, he overdoes the chat. Chat, does
this, chat, what do I do? Chat, what do I do?
Like, he's your common sense, bro. I think he's
kind of stopped doing that as much. Really? I
also kind of stopped watching him. I don't, I
had, like, a grind of where I watched him, and
then I kind of just stopped. But I looked at
one of his videos the other day. And he didn't
say that much, I don't think. Yeah, I don't really
watch streamers or anything. I kind of just know
who they are. Yeah, I mean, what kind of YouTube
do you watch now? I watch a lot of Smosh. Oh,
I used to, like, I watched the Smosh Pit where
it's just, like, the circle of, like, not the,
I mean, I don't know if they still make those
old videos anymore with, what is it, Anthony
and who? Ian? Ian, yeah. They have, like, four
different channels. They have Smosh Main, which
is the skits. That's, like, where the actors
actually, like. act and they're playing different
characters typically um smosh games is where
they you know will play like board games and
video games and stuff and then smosh pit is where
they do like challenge videos so they do like
like i don't know blindfold challenges you know
they like just challenges in general um i think
smosh pit is also where they have like a lot
of their um Yes. Smaller shows and guests. That's
where they do their Try Not to Laugh. That's
where they do their - That's the ones that I
watch mainly now. Yeah, that's where they do
their Reddit stories, I think is on Smosh Pit.
I thought that was on Smosh Podcast. Well, they
post it as a podcast too. Oh, gotcha. On Spotify,
it's just Smosh Reddit stories, but on YouTube,
it's not a separate channel. It's posted on the
Pit. Yeah, they have a lot of content, and I
don't watch all of it. I usually watch their
games or pit. I don't really watch their skits
or anything. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, it's okay. It's
one of those days. Honestly, I was thinking about
not coming into school today because I also was
just like, I don't know. It feels like maybe
allergies. I don't. I feel sick. I just, you
know, like the sneezing, like nose tickling.
Yeah. Ears itching. I do. I have really bad allergies.
I took two pills this morning, so I'm feeling
fine right now, but I'll probably feel like poop
later. Probably. I've had sushi and coffee. I
haven't had sushi in forever. Really? I just
get it in the cafeteria. I'm poor. The cheapest
one that I get is usually like... I know, they
have like an $8 one. Yeah. It's nice. I think
the one that I got... There's no excuse. I just
don't go down to the cafeteria that much. I go
to the cafe one in the library. They sell sushi
at that one? Yeah. Oh. They don't sell sushi
at the one that's in the MTC. Well, yeah, I know
that. They only sell like sandwiches and... Yeah.
I want to talk about the Minecraft movie because
I think we mentioned it last. week how much can
you talk about without giving me spoilers i can
talk to you about a lot okay so currently you're
sitting in front of me and you have carried this
minecraft toy from mcdonald's from the office
to in here and i'm curious to why i have so um
With the release of the Minecraft movie, they
did a special promotion with McDonald's. And
so they have like mystery box toys and there's
six of them in total. And I've collected two.
So this is my third one. I haven't opened it
yet. So we're going to open it on air and figure
out what I got. There's the six total. I have
the Grimace egg, which is like Grimace, but like
a purple like dragon egg from Minecraft. Right.
I have the soda potion. It's just a soda potion.
And then the other four, there's two player -like
models. There's like a zombie one and then like
a human one. And then there is the burger, like
the Big Mac burger. And then there's the fry.
No, there's a fry helmet. Oh, okay. I want the
fry helmet or the Big Mac. I don't care for the
player models. If it's something I already have,
you can have it. How does that feel? Perfect.
Slay. Open it up. So we're opening it. I have
no idea what this is. Fingers crossed. Fingers
crossed. Oh, it's one of the people. Which people?
It's the better one. It's the zombie. Oh, nice.
The Hamburglar? Yeah, it's the zombie Hamburglar.
Okay, that's pretty cool. I heard, don't they
also have like kids menu items where it's just
like the zombie, or not the zombie, the sheep,
the creeper, and something else? I think so.
I think they made their Happy Meals also, like
Minecraft movie oriented. I haven't ordered one
of those yet, though. I've just gotten the Minecraft
meal. They have the adult ones, and then they
have the kids ones. Okay, this actually isn't
that bad. The other human model is terrible.
I don't think it's a human model. I think it's
a totem. No, the other one is, it's like a chicken
person. Or something. Like, it's stupid. I'll
look it up right now. I thought it was supposed
to be, like, looking like a totem of undying.
No, it's... I don't remember what it is. Minecraft
meal toys. Yeah, so they have... Yeah, it's just
called Bird Wings. It's like a... It's probably
one of the McDonald's mascots, but it's the person
with the elytra. Oh. Because they're about to
fly. Does he have... He has a cape on. But yeah,
the yellow one, I don't like it. Oh, I totally
thought that was supposed to be like an... No,
I get it because the arms are out like a T -pose,
kind of like how the totem looks, but it's a
person with an elytra flying. Gotcha, gotcha,
gotcha. That makes sense. Oh, and those are the
tiny toys that comes with it. Yeah, that's pretty
cool. I wanted the burger. That's okay. Oh, and
they come with, like, a trading card. Ooh. Wait,
can I see the trading card? It's, like, shiny.
I think it might be a sticker, but don't take
it off because I've been collecting them, too.
Hey, guys, if you read this, scan to unlock your
exclusive in -game item. No, I want my outfit.
Wait, you get, like, from... Yeah, I get this
skin. In Minecraft? Yeah. Is it, like, a bedrock
thing? Yeah, it's bedrock. Unfortunately. I have
bedrock. That's fine. Let me take a photo of
it. Do you want it? No. I do need to change my
bedrock skin, though. It was one of just, like,
the more basic free skins. But I want to... Customize
your own. Yeah, I mean, I have my old skins,
but... Do you have it on computer, or do you
have it on your PlayStation? You can't get bedrock...
Oh, well, I have it on my laptop, and then I
have bedrock on my PlayStation 4, but... I'm
pretty sure I can just log into Bedrock on my
PC. Yeah, you can. Yeah. Any version you buy
on the computer. It goes to my Mojang account,
Microsoft. Yeah. I mean, if you just buy Minecraft,
you get both versions on the computer, which
is nice. It didn't used to be that way. I know.
I have the original one, and now I have the Bedrock.
But I specifically bought the bedrock one on
PlayStation 4 because it came with all those
coins and skins and whatever else. And it was
probably like $7 more. And I was like, I'm probably
going to buy coins knowing myself. Knowing myself,
I would probably buy coins. I mean, I did for
Roblox. I've spent like... I've spent under $50
on Roblox. I've spent more than $50 on Roblox.
Yeah, but I mean, it was just in coins and it
was 100 % just to like decorate my character.
No, that's fair. I mean, if you play the game,
I don't see why not. It's just like when people
buy excessive amounts of Fortnite skins or...
Like, gun skins on Valorant or Apex. Okay. Valorant
skins are stupid. Those things are $80 for, like,
four skins. I mean, it's so true. Like, that
is a scam. That's also if you get the... The
bundle. The bundle. But, yeah, every other skin
is still $20. You have to, like, work for the
bundle, too, don't you? Or is that only if you,
like, play the game? I haven't played Valorant
in, like... Two years. Work for the bundle? Do
you know what I mean? No. Like, if you play a
certain amount, like, you start to unlock the
things in the bundle rather than just buying
the whole bundle. You mean the Battle Pass? Oh,
yeah. I do mean that. It's a different thing,
yeah. But in the Battle Pass, you can get certain
items. Yeah, in the Battle Pass, you get, like,
free... not free but if you buy it you progressively
yeah you get more and better stuff as you complete
them more challenges yeah you get sprays you
get gun skins you get yeah the gun buddies you
get uh i don't know they don't have like currency
you do get currency no but they do get like for
the bundles like they do like put the guns in
there like uh Just like a classic skin or - Oh,
yeah. They do do classic skins in there. What's
the other one? The really weird looking gun that's
usually above the Vandal. The Phantom? Above
the Phantom. Oh, I guess it goes Phantom Vandal.
The one that's pistol round, I guess. Frenzy?
Yeah. I think it's the Frenzy. The one that shoots
really fast and has really terrible aim? Yeah.
The one that you have to like - specifically
click because it's the only first one do you
know that like if you have a friend the shorty
the shotgun not the shorty i'll just look it
up oh yeah frenzy skin yeah it's not above the
uh guardian or phantom or vandal that's so props
to you for knowing that the phantom was above
the vandal Yeah, I used to play a lot of Valorant.
Honestly, I do think I was thinking there were
specter skins, frenzy skins, classic skins. I
mean, it really just depends. Yeah, well, there's
the... And melee skins. Yeah, there's the small
weapon, which is like the classic, not the phantom,
but the ghost, I think is what the tiny pistol's
called. The frenzy and the shorty. Those are
the tiny weapons that you can carry, and then
all the other ones are like the big gun that
you have in your second slot. No, yeah, I know.
So it's like machine gun, assault rifle, sniper,
SMG, I think is how they're classified. But yeah,
no, in the... People do not care about this,
but we're talking about it. There's nothing else
to talk about. It's still Minecraft. Let's go
back to Minecraft then. I just, last night, a
bunch of us created a server for Minecraft. I
think we might have started our two -week phase,
which is funny because I never thought that this
group of friends would ever play Minecraft. Like,
literally. Granted, it is technically modded
Minecraft. They added, like, a few, like, quality
-of -life mods and then, like... Like, an extra
mob in the caves and then, like, the biomes of
plenty just to add more, like, stuff to the vanilla
experience. But there was no, like, big mod that
changes, like, the dynamics of the games. So
it's still vanilla -ish Minecraft. Yeah. But
it'll be fun. I've already, literally within,
like, two hours, I was full of diamond armor.
With Enchanted Diamond. Damn. It was like actually
like insane. Like I shouldn't have done that,
but I did. Did you cheat? No. Well, good for
you. Not even a lot of it. I just literally left
my team because we did like two groups of three.
I left my team. And we did the thing. We have
like the mod where it's like proximity chat.
So you can hear them when you're next to them,
but you can't hear them when you're far away.
Yeah. But yeah, so I just left them and then
I found the really long big cave. And I just
dug down. And we have a vein miner on there.
So it helps because I could just dig in a straight
thing like that. Cheats, but for sure. That's
not cheating. It's a quality of life mod. Cheating
would be x -ray. Oh, well, okay. Which I do have,
but I didn't use. I used it in my single player
because I was tired and I couldn't find what
I was looking for. I mean. Whenever I play Minecraft,
I've only ever played the basics. You've never
done modded Minecraft? I have tried to do modded
Minecraft, but I had always been discouraged
by the people around me that my PC that I had
built wouldn't be able to support it, even though
I know it would. There's specific mods that you
probably couldn't, and there's specific mods
that I couldn't, because they're just massive,
massive. I'm sorry for who I am. What was I even
talking about? You were talking about the mods.
Yeah, there's just big mod packs that even I
couldn't run. And there still are. We tried a
mod pack that was like 300 mods and it just was
not working for any of us. 300? Yeah. So there's
maybe like 40 on ours. But again, most of them
are just quality of life ones. So it just depends
on what's in the mod. But I guarantee you could
probably run just basic mods and just regular
stuff. Makes sense. I think you'd be fine. I
think we can start. Us at the Messenger, we should
all start a realm. I'm not paying for it, but
yeah, for sure. Well, it'll be out of our budget.
Oh my gosh. We'll pay the $20 a month out of
our budget for a Minecraft realm. That's so fun.
It'll boost our employees' morale. No, it would.
And we should invite people who are listening
on the podcast to join. Yeah, totally. So Minecraft
movie. I saw it on Thursday. It didn't officially
release until Friday, but we mentioned. in an
earlier episode that our AMC had early showings,
luckily, and you were talking about your Cinemark
because you like Cinemark. You say it with such
shade because you like Cinemark. Because you
like Cinemark. I don't think I've ever actually
been to Cinemark. We'll go. I love Cinemark so
much. I mean, it's probably fine. Tickets are
like $7 a person. Oh, that's great. Yeah, I love
Cinemark. Go to Cinemark. Yeah, so I went on
Thursday night with three friends. The theater
was actually pretty packed. I brought my little
Steve figure, and by little I mean it was probably
like five inches tall. So yeah, I brought my
Steve, and he was sitting in the seat next to
me. And there was a group one seat over from
that. And I came back from like grabbing a drink
or something and they had set like their popcorn
bucket and maybe like their purse there. And
I was like, oh, I don't care. I'll just see you
sitting here. And they're like, Steve. So Steve
sat between a crafting table and TNT, his movie.
I bought the TNT tin because Minecraft. And now
I use it to hold all of my pop tabs. My soda
tabs. Nice. Because I collect those because,
I don't know, maybe I'll make a chain mail someday,
I guess. Ren Faire. Yeah. But, yeah, Minecraft
movie. It was pretty packed. There was only,
like, a few kids. Really? And they weren't loud.
Like, they were nice. The loudest people were,
like, people our age who were, like, clapping
at the jokes. They're like, chicken jockey. Chicken
jockey. Or like Flint and Steel. Yeah, I was
saying them along. I'm sure other people were,
but have you seen the videos where they yell
it out in the theater? That wasn't ours. We weren't
yelling it out, but I'm sure people were saying
it. Because I was. So I was looking over at my
friend every time because he was hating the movie.
Why? Because he thought it was terrible. He hated
it. He regretted coming. Aw, I should have taken
his ticket. You should have. It was an experience.
It was... We clapped at the end of the movie
because, you know, it was funny. There's two
post -credit scenes. So if you do go see it,
stay for both. Yeah, I mean, it's... The plot
is pretty bad. But it is a fun movie. Like, it's
just a... It's not a... like analyze the movie
it's a sit back and just like laugh at the really
stupid jokes they're saying movie um the visuals
are great the cgi looks really good um for the
most part like i mean if minecraft was real that's
probably what it would look like so i think they
did a really good job on that side um there's
a few cameos of youtubers They're just in there
for like 30 seconds, so don't get your hopes
up. I saw screenshots of LD's Shadow Lady, MatPat,
DNTDM, Aphmau. I don't know if MatPat was there,
but it wouldn't surprise me if he was. Yeah.
Mumbo Jumbo was in there. But yeah, there were
some people. They were just like in a quick scene.
It was really cool. I mean, it's a stupid movie,
but it's fun and it's Minecraft. What are you
going to do? Yeah. There were rumors that there
was a Herobrine in there. Well, you said you
didn't want spoilers. Well, spoiler alert to
people listening. Is there a Herobrine in there?
No, there's a reference. Okay. And spoiler alert
for one of the ending credit scenes, but not
like full spoiler alert. Just like they set it
up for a movie too. A second movie? Yeah, they
set it up. Nice! So, we might get a Minecraft
cinematic universe. Honestly? Minecraft, Minecraft
Bedrock Edition? Yeah, well, the movie's called
A Minecraft Movie, so maybe the next movie will
just be called Another Minecraft Movie. Or, like,
A Minecraft Movie 2. Or something stupid. A 2Craft.
And then, like, the end... Did they do anything
with, like, the nether dragon? They did not.
But if they do the cinematic... universe they
might i actually saw one of there was like a
post like somebody commented on like a minecraft
movie post like on instagram reels um and it
was just like minecraft movie one main villain
the piglins because that's who it is in the first
movie um second one is like um It wasn't this
exactly, but it was just a list of this. First
movie, Picolin. Second movie, Ender Dragon. Third
movie, Wither. Fourth movie, Herobrine. Because
you can... I mean, they have a lot of villains
they could use for each movie. So, I mean, I
think it'd be pretty cool. Phantoms were my number
one villain. Phantoms were not in the movie,
thankfully. No. I hate Phantoms. I would have
actually screamed if I heard that hiss in the
movie. I would have went, no. They're the most
annoying. They are terrible. I hate them so much.
Most annoying. I can't even run away from zombies
or skeletons or anything anymore. I have things
attacking me from the sky. I wish there was a
setting that specifically only turned off Phantoms.
It's called sleeping. besides that like literally
like turning off phantoms just in general like
i'll i'll play through the night i just like
specifically want phantoms to be turned off i
know because sometimes you want it to be night
and sometimes you forget to sleep but then the
one time you need it to be night you have phantoms
and now you have to deal with them so i get it
i get it phantoms i also hate them but i mean
they drop the phantom membrane so that's useful
for elytra because that's how you repair them
if you don't have mending Mending is useful.
I love Minecraft. My friend hates Minecraft.
You're zoning out right now. That's because I
love Minecraft. And I could, like, I don't know.
It's just, it's a perfect game. Like, you can
do so much. Like, literally. I'm just talking
about Minecraft, Harper. Leave me alone. You
should become a Minecraft YouTuber. You're so
passionate about the game. I'm more passionate
than some of the current YouTubers. That's true.
And I've been passionate about it since about
2012, so, I mean. Might as well become the next.
I've tried at one point, as did most of us. Everyone.
Everyone had that phase. I used to stream. I
had some viewers at one point. I used to stream
my Sims. Sims and Minecraft, but I'm pretty sure
I got, like, copyrighted because I was playing
on just, like, a server. Like, I was playing
on a public server, and I got copyrighted for
it. Dang. I know. How do you get copyrighted
from Sims? No, no, no, on Minecraft. Oh, on Minecraft?
Yeah. Oh, so you're just, like, on a world that
you downloaded? No, it was on a... What server
are you saying? Like, a multiplayer server, and
you type in, like, the ID. Ah, yeah, IP address,
yeah. I'm not going to say it was, like, minecraftsomething
.net, but, like, it's since been shut down. Yeah.
So it's not like Mineplex or Hypixel. I think
I'm banned from Hypixel. How did you get banned
from Hypixel? I have literally no idea. I remember
playing the hack out of Hypixel and Mineplex.
I remember the first ever... Okay, I remember
the first ever Minecraft things that I used to
play were on Hypixel and something else. And
the things that I would do on there were like
find the platforms that I would create like my
own little town on there. And then people were
asking me because they were walking by and they're
like, are you making an RP? And I'm like, what's
an RP? A role play? And so like I started. Oh,
yeah. So many people would role play on Minecraft.
I started looking into the chats and then seeing
like RP. High school, RP, doctor's office, RP,
whatever. Finance at Freddy's. Yeah. No, literally.
There's a lot of those. And. Oh, my God. That
just brought back so many memories. Or, like,
a RP, like, prison break or something. Uh -huh.
I, honestly, I digged it. I was so into that
stuff. It was, like, and I also, I made friends
with, like, three people or two people. I made
friends with two people. through an rp and i'm
still friends with them right now that's insane
yeah uh b and hope nice shout out yeah they don't
live in kansas one of them just had a baby oh
damn um i remember i don't know if this is exactly
what you were talking about but like i remember
like the servers would have like plots for creative
like you could just build your own like whatever
in your specific and that's how you would do
like rps like buildings and stuff i remember
doing a lot on like the creative plots like that
was like one of my favorite things was like the
crate i like remember like upgrading them to
get bigger plot space and you know I'd be like
the best plot out there because people didn't
know how to build and I was actually pretty good
at building back then um and you could have multiple
plots so I'd have like a plot like dedicated
to like a specific biome or something I don't
know it's just cool but you don't really do that
anymore I know it's kind of just dead like nobody
really does that so bring back minecraft rp games
bring back minecraft like no servers i remember
i would i made a hotel one at one point it was
a really good hotel like i'm not gonna lie i've
lost all creative touch yeah i'm pretty sure
i like looked up a youtube video if i'm being
honest and like followed it but I created a hotel
and people would actually use it and I would
like get their heads and I would put it in an
item frame right next to the door. Oh yeah, you'd
get their heads so you could remember who came
to your place. Oh my God. No, and I put it right
next to the door. What are the odds that you
think we played on the same server at the same
time? What's your username? I don't remember
what it was. I remember I was like Squid Girl.
and then i had yeah i like and i had any username
i had a blonde like i very well could have met
you though blonde skin or blonde girl skin and
her hoodie was a squid and honestly i really
just did that because i really liked the navy
blue and i didn't know how to make my own at
the time i used i used to make really good skins
i can still make pretty good ones yeah you do
that sometimes i would uh i would get customer
requests to make skins for people i'm not gonna
lie i'm I used to be so creative and fun. Used
to be. But now I'm on a podcast. Yeah, now you're
on a podcast. What does that mean? What does
that mean? It's nothing bad. No. Uh -huh. Uh
-huh. No, I used to have a lot of creative, artistic
ideas, I guess. And now that you're on a podcast,
you no longer have creative and artistic ideas?
Yeah, it's specifically because of the podcast.
No, then my second username was lulili1254, and
I think it might still... No, my new username
is nupro, which is harpoon backwards. Oh, yeah.
Did you ever do, like, the quick build battles?
Oh, my gosh, yes. It was just, like, that giant
square, and then you ring it around, and then...
And then you go around and vote. It's kind of,
like, dressed to impress. It is kind of, but
right now it's really sexual. yeah probably sexual
and racist yay like it's not actual creative
fun building or do you remember that one paint
one where it was just like yeah that was on mindplex
yeah I remember that one. I didn't play that
one that much, but I played it every now and
then. That you would, like, paint it, yeah. Because
you also needed to download, like, a custom resource
pack to do that, and my computer was old and,
like, didn't do that well. Mine would just automatically
do it. Yeah, because you had a better PC than
I did. That is true. I would also run it online.
I played it on a laptop. Yeah, I also ran it
on my laptop. But I was on, like, an old, like,
Dell laptop from, like, 2008. Makes sense. Damn.
But, I mean, really, that's what I would do.
Like, that was pretty much, I don't know. I'm
literally, like, thinking, like, that's literally
all I would spend. Okay, first of all, there's,
like, three specific songs that were on my playlist.
And for some reason, every single time they play
now, I get a vivid flashback memory of me building
things. So I can, I remember what I built. I
was trying to see how you were tying this back
into Minecraft. I was like, okay, we're just
talking about songs now, I guess. No, I, like,
first of all, it's like the Welcome to My House.
I've probably heard of it. No, I'll play a little
snippet. And then there's, like, another one.
But, like, if I, like, they're in my playlist
currently. And if I ever. Like if they're ever
played, then I will literally send them to you
and I'll be like, this is the one that I was
building a bank and a hotel in, but like a really
crappy hotel. Hold on. We'll bleep it out. That
song was one of them. Let's see. It was, hold
on, pause. It was my 2010 radio. And then what
else? It's just 2010 radio. Okay. So there's
that one. That was insane. Which one did you
build to that? That one I just remember playing
Minecraft on. But there's... Oh, there's the
Come and Get It by Selena Gomez. You've never
heard that song? I don't think I've ever heard
that song. Oh, my God. Did you even watch Disney
growing up? Yeah. Swear to God. Which one was
that on? That's Selena Gomez, Wizards of Waverly
Place. I watched like all of that. How do I not
remember that? Because this is like, you know,
when commercials, they would like post the like
actors songs. Yeah. Yeah. So I would like, this
is one of the songs. It's like, this is probably
after her Disney phase though. I've probably
heard of it. I just don't remember it as much
as the first one. Anyways, doesn't really matter.
It was most likely probably like Chainsmokers
or something that I'm thinking of for the song,
but it will pop up in my playlist eventually
and I will send it to you because it is one of
the songs that I'm like obsessed with because
I, not like obsessed with, it's like throwback
music. But yeah, Minecraft movie. Continue to
talk about that because you had a lot to say.
Okay, don't even worry about spoilers. Spoiler
alert for the Minecraft movie starting now and
then talking. Okay. Okay, I guess spoiler alert
for the Minecraft movie. It opens up with Steve
living in the real world and just living his
ordinary life. Can I guess? Is this like a Jumanji
situation? kinda they have like he he finds this
i don't remember how he found it um but he found
this oh he went to the mine because as a child
he yearned for the mines um and so he was bored
of his adult life so he went back to the mine
um and then he was mining and he found um like
a glass case and then like a blue square crystal
that like fits into that and so like when you
put it in the case it like lights up the portal
that's inside the cave again this is this sounds
so insane but it's how it is um so yeah so he
opens it up he goes in the world of minecraft
and then he kind of just you know explores and
then there's like a little montage of him like
creating his houses um the green screen is used
pretty poorly um what else um then it like cuts
back to like the rest of the crew back in like
the real world i think this movie is set in like
the 80s i could be wrong though like 80s or 90s
if that's what that's the vibes it's kind of
giving yeah so yeah it goes back it Shows off
all of the rest of the cast and what they're
doing. And so Emma Myers and whatever the little
boy's name is, their brother and sister, their
parents are out of the picture, I guess. I have
no idea. Orphans? Yeah. Emma Myers is his guardian.
So he's going to school. She's finding a job.
They have like a... nanny caretaker who's the
black lady with the afro um she's actually pretty
funny i don't know her name though um and then
jason momoa he's a like semi -retired ex -professional
gamer who has like a gaming store that nobody
goes to because he's old i guess i don't know
um so yeah it eventually leads to like the little
boy making his way to that store Jason Momoa
had purchased like just like a storage locker
and he found like Steve's old stuff and he found
the. The crystal. The crystal thing. So he had
that in his store. And then when the little boy
went to the store, he like was like, oh, what's
this do? And then it was like dragging him to
the mine. And so they all went to the mine, and
then they went into the Minecraft world. And
this is, like, within the first, like, 15 minutes.
Really? Yeah. I thought we were halfway through
the movie. So, yeah, they make it to the Minecraft
world. They explore. They find Steve. You know,
he kind of just shows them around. sometimes.
So is it a musical? It's not a musical. There's
like three or four Jack Black songs. It's just
Jack Black being Jack Black? It's just Jack Black.
He plays himself. He's not Steve. And Jason Momoa
is just playing Jason Momoa. But it's okay because
it's a funny movie. So yeah, they make their
way to the thing, to the Minecraft world. And
Steve had went to the nether at one point, and
that's where the piglin wanted the light crystal,
because if she has it, then she can rule over
the overworld and make it all nether, I guess.
And so when they made it to the world, she sensed
it was back, and so she's like, we gotta go get
it. And so, you know, piglins started invading,
and then they run away, and then they split off,
and then they make a plan, and then they... They,
they're like, all right, first we mine, then
we craft. Let's Minecraft. And yes, that's an
actual line from the movie. Oh my God. Um, and
then they, they fight and they win. Shocker.
Okay. Do they get back to the overworld? Yes.
They, they go back to the overworld. Yeah. I've
heard Jennifer Coolidge is in it. Jennifer. Yeah.
So that's like the subplot. It's like the sub.
Plot of it is that a villager escapes really
early on in the movie and he makes it to the
real world. And Jennifer Coolidge runs over him
with her car. And then she takes him out and
then they get married. Okay. Does the villager
look like a real person when they get married?
No, he is a villager. Ew, okay. He has a big
nose. Okay, so yeah, she gets married to the
villager. His name is Nitwit. In the actual game,
they have villagers called nitwits who are the
ones that wear green because they are unable
to get a job. So they're just nitwits. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Because British or... What is the... Probably
Brit. No, it's not British. I think it's a Scottish
company or like a... Fishing? Yeah. No, it's...
Swedish. They're Swedish. That's what they are.
Like Swedish. So that's probably something they
say in Sweden is nitwit. Possibly. I mean, we
know what it means. It means like idiot. So they're
just calling the villager an idiot. But yeah,
that's like the quick spoiler -ish rundown of
the movie. There's still like obviously a lot
in there, but I want you guys to watch it. So
yeah, that's the Minecraft movie. want to watch
it again um with different friends because it's
just it's a funny movie um i think you know just
especially like not in the theater like maybe
hanging out at somebody's house you know just
putting that on just like playing a board game
no it's not yet um it probably will be out for
another month or two when is my craft coming
to streaming June or July. Yeah. So, yeah, when
that comes to streaming. Or May 19th. Yeah. You
have to watch it, though, in theater. I will.
Like, go, like, tonight. Like, right now. Leave.
Don't go to work. I'm babysitting. I'll ask her
if I can take her kids to the Minecraft movie.
The Minecraft movie. They'd probably like it.
That's the thing. Yeah, let me know when you
watch the Minecraft movie. Yep, I will. For sure.
I'll send you more TikToks or more Instagram
reels. Okay. It's like all of my Instagram reels
is TikTok. You've sent me like three, right?
Yeah, I think so. I've sent you like a few AI
ones because those are funny, but like the Minecraft
ones are even funnier. Yeah. No. I think you'll
like it. What are the two end credits? The first
one, spoiler alert for the ending. Credits for
the movie. The first one is, it's Jennifer Coolidge
and Nitwit. Okay. And that's where they're revealed
that they get married, I think. I don't remember.
But he, Nitwit, ends up speaking English. And
everybody's like, what the heck? And it turns
out he can speak English and now she can speak
villager. Okay. And so she starts speaking villager
to him. And he's speaking English and he's like
British. He's voiced by the director of the movie.
That's so funny. The second one is Steve making
it back to his old house that got like sold because
he disappeared to the Minecraft world. I think
I've seen it. It reveals Alex for the second
movie, hopefully. Have we seen the actress for
Alex? We saw the back of her head. I wonder who
will play her. I assume someone older, like Steve.
Probably. How old is Jack Black? Like 60s, 50s.
So probably somebody like their 50s or maybe
40s. I think he's like 58, 57. She looked pretty
young from what I could tell. He's 55. Alex in
Minecraft. Yeah, they might have announced who
played her. Kate McKinnon. Who is she in? Oh,
my gosh. She's the SNL star. Really? She played
Crazy Barbie. And the Ghostbusters. That's funny.
Huh. I mean, maybe... I mean, it's not, you know,
given that we'll have a second movie or if there
is a second movie that she'll be in it. But,
you know, it'd be cool. Mm -hmm. Be cool. Yeah.
Minecraft. When's the last time you played? Probably
days ago. Not even gonna lie. The last time I
played it before... Oh, no, yeah. I've been playing
it off and on recently because I've been playing
different mod packs. Have you seen the Minecraft
skins they made for the movie? No. Oh, my God.
So they made Jack Black a skin in Minecraft.
Really? Yeah, for the Bedrock store. Okay. So
you can buy all of them as Minecraft skins. Have
you bought any of them yet? No, because I don't
play Bedrock. Oh, what? I thought we just had
a conversation about you saying that you do have
it. I have it. I don't play it. Not if I don't
have to. That's right. Jack Black, Minecraft
skin is what I'm looking at. Yeah. Yeah, so it's
literally just Jack Black. Yep. It's just funny.
That is not what that is. I assume this is the
one you're talking about. No. Well, maybe. There's
this on Reddit. That's the one. Okay, cool. They
can make them fatter? Yeah. Bedrock. They make
it so you can make your skins pretty unique in
the bedrock. That's like the one thing they have
better than java. I've seen... What's that one
little orange thing that makes you stop cutting
down trees? What? The movie. The little orange
thing that makes you stop cutting down trees.
The little orange creature. And then there was
like the, you know the song, how bad can I be?
The Lorax? The Lorax! I've seen Minecraft skins
of the Lorax. I've seen Minecraft skins of the
Lorax and they're so short but their arms still
work. And I just think that's so funny, and now
I'm thinking that's probably bedrock in its shin.
The Lorax, the little orange thing that stops
you from cutting trees down. Yeah, I understand
now. It's such a pinpoint. It's Danny DeVito.
Is he played by Danny DeVito? Yeah. That's insane.
Danny DeVito, little orange thing. And the Lorax
and his beak for the trees. There is a Kung Fu
Panda pack in Minecraft, I think. I think I've
seen that before. So Jack Black's technically
been in Minecraft before. There's probably like
a School of Rock one as well. I doubt that. Really?
Yeah. Nobody talks about that movie. Unless you're
talking about like older people. People who play
Minecraft don't usually care about older stuff.
I feel like people who play Minecraft are just
like 20 plus years old. Or... Or younger, but
like... Way younger and don't care about anything.
Yeah. But like majority of its users are us.
Maybe. And that's why it was like... But I mean,
it's a PG movie. There's some cuss words. I think
it's a PG movie. Probably, but there's a few
cuss words. Like what? Well, they say hell, but
I mean... It's PG. People don't usually consider
that a cuss word sometimes. I don't know. Oh,
you can get Minecraft movie add -ons. Yeah, that's
the skins. They added some unique items that
they made in the movie that aren't in the actual
game. There's a tot launcher they made in the
movie. A tot? Yep. What's a tot? Like a little...
The tater tot? Yeah. A tater tot launcher? Do
we have tater tots in Minecraft? Nope. Okay,
that makes sense. Totally. That's why he made
it. Because why not? Yeah. This is a crafting
table. Such a good movie. So quotable. You're
going to be quoting that for the next couple
of weeks. I already have been. I was quoting
it before I watched the movie. Well, this is
the first time I've seen you since before the
movie. Flint and Steel. Yeah, you have been saying
that. Well, how does that even come up in conversation?
Chicken jockey. What do you mean? Like that.
You're just going to say it randomly. You're
not going to say ones that are like... Relevant?
Yeah. No. Because that's the point, is that you
just say it. But yeah, the Minecraft movie. The
Minecraft movie. We're coming close to ending
this episode. I apologize for this episode not
being very informative. I mean, there's only
like a few weeks left of the semester. So, like,
do your thing. Finish it out. You got this. Like,
honestly, don't be discouraged. If you see a
bad grade coming in, it's okay. Like, you got
this. But I'll pass. I'll be okay. You'll pass.
You'll be okay. What date does this come out
on? The 11th. Okay, well, the last day to drop
classes is the 14th. yep with a withdrawal so
you have three days when we post this yep so
get to it if you want to drop uh but i believe
in you watch the minecraft movie i you know what
i'll watch the minecraft movie if i don't see
it tonight i'll like hopefully go see it with
someone else you should it's so good pirate it
i saw a lot of people are trying to pirate it
and they're like complaining about the cgi like
yeah duh like you're not gonna get a full movie
oh yeah there are there's I think there was like
an error when they were sending out the movie.
I think they accidentally sent out some like
old copies. And so people are seeing like in
the theater, like old versions of the movie without
finished CGI. And it looks really funny. I don't
see that in ours, thankfully, but like also kind
of like I wish it. I don't know. I don't know
if I would have wanted to see it because I would
have wanted to see the actual movie, but like
I'd want to see it now. Or maybe they just found
it. I have no idea. Honestly, I've seen it's
just like the pirated version. Yeah, probably.
Just the pirated version is the one that has
unfinished CGI. I'm sure you could probably watch
the entire movie on TikTok. Most likely. I'm
sure somebody's probably live streaming it right
now. You know what? Let me... No. Let me... Let
me pull it up. I was going to make a joke, but
it's completely irrelevant and not true. Now
you have to make it. Nope. Yep. Make it... I'm
watching your... Come on. Yeah, anyways. I believe
in you guys to finish out strong. We're so...
I think today was just like a kind of sleep deprived.
We really want to be outside right now. We need
vitamins. I need sunny... I need Sunny D. I need
vitamin D. Is there anything else to talk about?
No, I don't think so. I mean, probably, but like,
I don't know. Stay informed with things you need
to be informed about. Look on the school website.
Check out our journalism page. Website every
now and then. Look at the messenger page. If
you want to be on here, like, email us. Email
us. Ooh, we're going to continue the Reddit stories.
So, if you have anything, just, like, submit
them. Like, literally just email them to us.
Yeah. Because we liked reading them. They were
fun. Mm -hmm. So, we'll probably do that again.
We'll do it with Mackenzie here. Yeah. One of
each we'll read. Yeah. We should get some guests
on. Yeah. We should get, like, someone. Let's
get Baptiste on here to read a Reddit story.
He can read, like, a Hallmark version one. Or,
like, a French one. That's true. Like. I don't
know. Anyways. Hi, Mike. I'm getting a phone
call right now. Let's see who it is. Oh, it's
my alarm. It is, in fact, time. It is, in fact,
4 .20 p .m. Which means we are going to have
to end this episode. Because Harper has got to
go to work and hopefully watch the Minecraft
movie. So, if not, we'll fire her. You will never
hear from her again. There won't be me next year.
The last episode. What do you mean? You'll be
here next year. Not if you fire me. You wouldn't
be here this year if I fired you. Oh, I mean,
yeah, that's true. There's only like a couple
episodes left, though. There's like... Three?
No, there's like five. Okay. I believe your math
instead of mine. It's like four or five, I think.
I think. I don't know. I have no idea. Anyways.
You guys have a good rest of your day. Or day.
Or afternoon. Or. Have a good evening, good morning,
and good night. Like Truman Show. Yep. Which
we. Remember that one time where we were ending
it and you were like, we're going to get our
own special outro like the Truman Show. Like,
if I don't see you, have a good afternoon. Do
that. And we never came up with it. And now we're
here. We really got to end this. We're spiraling.
No, we're not spiraling. I'm spiraling. We are
a broken record right now. All right. Well. Get
some rest, guys. Have a happy Friday, everyone,
or whatever day you're listening to this on.
Yeah. Have a good day. Bye.