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Welcome back to a new episode of Finisher's Infections and this one is part two of the Elimination Chamber pay-per-view series.
And this episode is the men's Elimination Chamber with myself, Rich, and as always my co-host, Adam's here too.
Hi there buddy, how are you?
It's going really well, especially after that first Elimination Chamber match we've just watched.
I can't wait to crack into this one.
Yeah, so it's important just for continuity sake that we haven't watched any of the other matches on the card just yet.
We don't know it, well I personally don't know any of the results.
I don't from the matches off the rest of the matches on the card.
The only one that I had seen a spoiler for was the one we've just watched.
And even then it wasn't a spoiler to the match, it was a spoiler to Jake Cargill coming back and kicking Naomi's ass.
Well, it was something that I'd called anyway.
But yeah, we are now working our way round to the men's Elimination Chamber match.
Same rules as the women's. Six men enter, one man leaves.
Four of them are locked up in Perr's Becks chambers to be released at set intervals throughout the match and two will start.
Entrance for this evening are Logan Paul, Sarah Punk, Seth Rollins, Drew McIncrier, the man that no one can see, Mr John Cena.
And there's one more I'm forgetting.
McIncrier? Damian Priest.
That's the one, Damian Priest, yes. I don't know how we forgot Damian Priest, he's probably one of the more exciting aspects in this match.
But obviously we've got an entire ring full of former champions and the holders of different belts at some point including the Maverick Logan Paul who's a former US title holder himself.
Yeah, this is it. And yeah, we're about to get into our live watch along style for it.
We are currently in our 9 minutes and 50 seconds remaining of this pay-per-view if you want to stick it on in the background and watch what we're talking about as we're talking about it to join in with the watch along process.
Yeah, this is it. So without further ado, after one we'll both hit play and we'll crack on with this pay-per-view.
I don't count this in.
Yeah, three, two, one, hit play.
Oh, this is going to be incredible.
So they don't actually say how long the intervals are between the pods opening.
It's just regularly scheduled intervals.
Yeah.
They don't actually say how long the intervals are.
Well, it can't be too precise because they've got two referees pulling the door for each chamber.
So the winner of this elimination chamber is going on to face Odie Rhodes at WrestleMania in Las Vegas in April.
Yeah, weekend after my birthday.
So I'm not sure which weekend I want to book off work yet.
WrestleMania weekend on my birthday weekend.
And our first entrant in is the Maverick Logan Paul.
He's coming out dressed like a fucking pimped out version of Batman with his app.
Oh, he's running off. Where's he going to?
Please tell me he's not going back for a prime bottle.
No, it's an American flag.
He's already got the prime bottle.
He got the prime bottle.
He had to go out and get the American flag.
Oh, he's got the prime bottle.
It's the red, white and blue as well.
We're in Canada.
He's being a dickhead.
He's being himself.
Yeah.
I would be genuinely interested to see how much hate mail this man receives on a weekly basis.
And that's just from the YouTube community.
That's without the wrestling community jumping in too.
But yet Logan Paul is our first man into there.
That's just from me.
I thought you were sending in pictures of your trousers, like.
No, definitely not.
Probably bigger than his.
I can't get a high enough zoom.
That's medical grade cameras needed.
You need a license for those.
So Logan Paul thinks he's got a chance of going to WrestleMania.
Or I think he's got a chance of fucking right off.
Sort of hoping that, well, spoiler alert to anybody that hasn't seen the women's Royal Rumble.
I'm sort of hoping that Logan Paul was driving the car that hit Jade Cargill at this point.
Or just to see Cargill run in and beat Logan Paul now.
Right, so Logan Paul is off into his chamber.
He's been.
Last year when he was in the elimination chamber, he ended up drawing on the actual chamber walls themselves.
He did with a sharpie pan of it was devil horns and stuff.
Oh, he's just walked straight out of the chamber.
So he ended up going into the wrong chamber.
Possibly.
Or is the chamber door broken?
Oh, this is the wrong chamber.
Yeah, so this is DP Damian Priest.
You have double penetration.
Oh, yep. No, Damian Priest.
I tell you something, if you're one of the guys that stood on this entry round,
you've got probably one of the best tickets at the house for the entries at least because they are so close.
Oh, if you're stood on the entry, you've sold your house and your kids.
The prices for those tickets are insane.
Oh, we've got a couple of guys dressed up like the man you can't see, but we can see them.
Okay, so Damian Priest is only ever done one ever elimination chamber apart from this.
In his career before.
He just looks like a badass, doesn't he?
I'd love to see him versus Eddie Thorpe.
The...
Not necessarily, but I think those two are put on a great match, Damian Priest and Eddie Thorpe.
Quite possibly.
One of Damian Priest's mentors, one of his trainers was the undertaker, Mark Calloway.
It's...
Oh, yeah.
And it shows in his ring proficiency and everything else.
It does the old school as well, doesn't it?
We get to see Damian Priest using the old school, which is something we've only ever really seen take a use.
He's got a new tattoo on his bicep. He's been hanging out with Rhea.
I feel sorry for Don Mysterio, really, because him and Rhea hang out a lot outside of work.
And you get Rhea going, I want a new tattoo.
He always ends up with a new tattoo when he goes out with Rhea.
Poking the...
Poking a bear.
Poking the pudsy bear that is Logan Paul.
I want to see if Seth Rollins comes out wearing the other half of SmackDown's oven mitts.
Well, Damian Priest has got himself into the chamber. This guy got into the right chamber.
Well, I don't know, because Logan Paul ended up going back into the chamber that he was in to begin with anyway.
There might have been an issue with the chamber then.
Because when they shut the doors, the one side open the chamber.
The issue with the chamber is it's got that dick head in it.
Oh, here he is, 2nd City Saint, Mr. Seer and Punk.
The cult of personality himself.
Ah, let me look in those eyes, baby. I want to see.
Boom!
Altarpersonality.
CM Punk is one of those nostalgia things. He could come out in his 70s just to cut a promo and I'd still get goosebumps.
Yeah, this is it. So this is Punk's 5th career elimination chamber, but it's been 13 years since he last entered the chamber.
5 career eliminations and actually defended the WWE Championship back in 2012 in an elimination chamber match.
It has been 13 years since CM Punk has stepped inside the elimination chamber.
I can't remember my name most days, but I can remember the fact that it's been 13 years since CM Punk was in the elimination chamber.
That's with no notes in front of me whatsoever.
So this is a live watch through, so we are basically playing the role of Michael Cole, Wade Barrett and Joe Tessatori tonight.
Well, Joe Tessatori is the play-by-play guy. He doesn't get a look in.
I actually feel a bit sorry for Joe Tessatori because he doesn't get to do the PLEs.
Michael Cole does the PLEs as the play-by-play and has Pat McAfee and Wade Barrett as his colour commentators.
You can't talk about the commentators. CM Punk's on the straight for Logan Paul as well.
Yeah.
Especially after the exchange on SmackDown.
And the face slap from Was It Monday?
Yeah.
The slap that shook the world, eh? So Punk's jumping into his chamber.
In his own wheat-ass time.
Which means so far we have got left Seth Rollins, Mr Mucking Crier and Juan Cena to enter the arena.
I don't think John Cena's going to end up in a chamber.
No.
Not to come out anyway. He'll probably end up in a chamber at some point.
Being, having the shit kicked out of him.
Yeah.
So we've got Punk, Paul and Priest all in three of the four chambers.
We're finding out who they're all.
Oh, okay.
So Cena is going into a chamber.
I'll shut my mouth right now, shall I?
Can we see him? No, that is the question.
Yes, we can.
In sky blue, ring here.
Can we see the...
Can we see...
Are we going to get to see the bald spot with its own area code?
He hasn't wept at a towel saying his time is now.
Normally when he comes out, he comes out and he weps out his towel and he does the...
Oh wait.
Oh, there we go.
I spoke too soon.
The last time is now.
If you end up with one of those towels or that towel, that's going to be on eBay, making some dollar soon.
Oh, that's it.
He's run to the ring and that's it.
He's winded.
Yep, he's gassed.
Oh, there's the bald spot.
Old man Cena.
I wonder how many people have sent him cans of spray on hair.
Oh, he hasn't used them.
He's running those ropes just quickly.
Yeah, this is his warm-up, essentially.
No, this is his match.
His eighth career elimination chamber, the second...
He's had three...
...alumination chambers of all time.
Three elimination wins, which is also the second of most of all time.
And it's his first one in Toronto since 2010.
Cena looks chubby.
He's lost a lot of muscle mass as well, but in fairness, he's getting old, you did.
That armband he wears on his...
That armband that he wears on his biceps, not quite as taut as it used to be.
No.
Here is the Scottish crybaby.
Woo, MacInCrayer.
I really wish they'd changed his entry to come up with MacInCrayer just for one night only.
That's what one night only should be, right?
They should bring back the pay-per-view and just take the piss for one night only.
Bringing Drew MacInCrayer...
His third career elimination chamber.
He's had two wins.
He won last year.
And the last win he had was last year in Toronto's Money in the Bank in Canada.
So he's been quite successful in Canada when it comes to wrestling.
Yeah, it's a shame his success doesn't extend to every other place.
Otherwise he wouldn't go through so many clean-acts crying.
Oh, dear.
There we go. So it says last year he won the title that he held for five minutes before Damien Priest cashed in on it.
Yeah, and that's no exaggeration. It was literally five minutes.
34 seconds.
There's green t-shirt right here.
It'll be there somewhere.
Yeah, I can see him.
I can see him through the chamber.
There he is.
Oh, Drew's looking at John.
He can see him.
John's just laughing at him.
I got me, damn boy.
My time is now.
We've all seen the VT.
We've all seen the VT that I was coming back to win the elimination chamber.
But after the Royal Rumble.
70,000 times.
Do you know that John Cena was going to be at the elimination chamber?
I was literally about to say that when I said 30 years ago.
Punk and Cryer having an exchange of words.
Cryer saying punk on coming to you.
We know from Friday that Drew punched him.
Mack and Cryer's got a bit of an obsession with CM Punk as it goes.
Drew just punched Punk's pod.
That's not a euphemism.
Nope, only he's gone over to have a little look at the camera hanging off the cage
and say a few words to Damien Priest and do his screamy bit.
Oh no, he's just flexing in front of Damien Priest realistically.
There's no words exchanged there.
And he's not even acknowledged the fact that Logan Paul's there by the looks of things.
Yeah, but no one wants to acknowledge Logan Paul's there.
It's like having the Miz in the ring.
Someone's just there to keep it warm.
Drew McIntyre has just ripped his shit off.
He's ready to go.
He's like, let's fucking fight, bitch.
And they're still waiting for Seth Freakin' Rollins to make his way to the ring.
We're waiting for the human oven glove.
Here he comes.
I do apologise, guys, that we are currently 16 minutes in
and we still haven't finished the entrances.
This could be a longer episode than the women's one.
Oh, good Christ.
I fetched the timing up and Seth Rollins comes out looking like a sparkly, glittery...
It looks like he's wearing Madonna's bra on his shoulders.
I'm just thinking more as he's stolen New Day's unicorn penis and stuck him on his shoulders.
Oh.
It's like, when I just, when I think that Seth Rollins' outfits can't get any worse.
I think he's come out looking a little bit between Bret Hart and one of the X-Men.
So, Seth Rollins has never won an elimination chamber despite being in four in his career
and the last one he competed in was elimination chamber match in 2023.
So, this would make history for Seth Rollins if he can win here tonight as he's won...
Copy one of the only peerleys he's never won.
...four games.
He's won lots of other match types but the elimination, a win in the chamber has eluded him up to this point.
I'll tell you something guys, like, to those of you listening to build up to this, like,
I know it's been long but I've got goosebumps sitting here watching this and no one's even thrown a punch yet.
That's not true. Mack and Cryer punched punks hard.
Right, no one's thrown a punch that has connected with skin yet and Mack and Tyra is staring down Rollins
and Rollins is, he's just climbing into the ring now, they're about to shut that door.
They've got all six competitors inside the elimination chamber and Rollins has gone to throw a mouthful of shade at punk,
punk sound on the floor, wave an eye and like, fuck off me, we'll deal with it in a bit.
It's actually quite a smart idea by punk as it goes, I mean...
Why stand up?
You achieve nothing by standing up.
Up scene is like after you.
We start with Mack and Tyra and Rollins.
This is gonna be far shit in this.
The cage has been, the chamber has been closed.
You're only getting out of this one way now.
That was not officially wrong and nobody's moving.
Yep, there is a no-vacain advert in the center of the ring, it's apparently in cinemas from March 14th in the United States.
They managed to throw both in a plate.
They attempted to curb stomp.
Spinebuster?
Bucklebomb.
Sass punk, like beating down on Mack and Tyra in the corner here.
He's going up onto the second rope, he's just laying in on Mack and Cry's face.
I'd love to know what they're saying to each other.
I know they're only directing each other through what's next but...
Crossbody, he or Rollins got caught.
Rollins has been caught by the big Scottish crybaby and dumped over the top rope onto the stuck-cold steel of the changer.
There's not much forgiveness in the map but there's sure as hell more than there is on the outside of that chamber.
Drew slowly goes to the outside to grab him and he's just going to play with him for a little bit really and he bashes him off the outside of the cage.
Just launches him into the outside of the Elevation Chamber.
Those chains, they're definitely not forgiving.
They're being rubbed off Rollins face right now as Mack and Tyra's trying to push Rollins head through the cage like it's a cheese grater and Rollins heads a nice fat piece of camembert.
Why would you grate camembert?
I do not know.
Why would you grate camembert? That makes no sense at all.
That was the first cheese you could think of wasn't it?
Grating camembert, you absolute monster.
But Mack and Tyra seems to have been in control since the offset.
He has just been launched into punk cell by Rollins and Rollins is smashing Drew off punk cell and cells like, oh fuck off.
I'm going to do that. Save some for me.
Light's been having some issues with the actual strip lights that are fitted into the inside of the chambers that they are sealed into as the lights keep coming off their mounts.
He keeps an eye on them, he keeps trying to put them back and every time that somebody goes anywhere near his pod it drops out again.
Oh he's put it back in.
Punk's pissed.
Oh, Seth, I'm from a pin you got a two cam. I saw that more as a one cam but the refs ate two.
Logan Paul's got the park and the market panel. Humble.
Yeah, the one thing that Logan Paul definitely is not.
Surely they get searched before they go out into the ring and like to take a sharpie out of there.
Oh, it's going to be Logan Paul's thing going into an elimination chamber.
I think we're going to see Logan Paul in quite a lot of elimination chambers as much as I hate to say it. I think he's here to stay.
He's enjoying what he's doing and as much as I hate to say it, he's doing it reasonably well in that heel persona.
Rollins looks like he's possibly got an injury here.
The referee was quite intent talking to him. Drew's obviously picked him up to carry the match on.
It looks like he's getting suplexed into a cage. Rollins reversed is the suplex attempt.
Yeah, Rollins is intent.
Drew's going to try and suplex Rollins into Punk's cage.
Oh, whatever injury that Seth Rollins is playing. That's not going to help any injury that Seth Rollins has sustained so far.
In his head, he's just going, you motherfucker.
Kick him in the balls. Come on, kick him in the balls.
Show us how heel you are. As Drew launches Rollins in towards the corner post and then kicks him right in the gut as Rollins tries to counter him.
Drew and Seth have always taken some of the ring protection off.
He's exposed that bottom part of the ring. He's going to try and Alabama slammer him up through the turnbuckle.
No, it's not. It's a right on the throw.
Oh, Rollins solved that so well, but I don't think he needed to.
As we are approaching a 10 second countdown to the first chamber opening, will we be able to see?
Please tell me it's Punk. If it's Punk, come grab him in the Kleenex.
Punk's Eager. So Cena.
Priest called in.
Damian Priest coming out quite calm.
Yeah, but like we said before, it's the calm one you need to be quiet of. He's giving Drew a piece and he's going to... Oh, Drew slaps him.
Priest, they are just exchanging haymakers at this point.
They're dropping bombs off me from Drew and a chop and a mac and tire.
I'm hoping if they're building him this strong, necessarily into the match, that they're actually...
If they send him to face Codiot Mania, will he do nothing but cry about it?
I don't think we're going to see Cena win this. They've advertised the fact that he was at the Elimination Chamber before we'd even done the Royal Rumble.
And with it being his last WrestleMania, we know he's going to have a match. So it just makes sense for him to win Elimination Chamber, especially as he's looking to win another championship.
He's got some record 17th time.
Cena's had a haircut since the last time he saw me ring as well.
Yeah, he had the friar tuck.
Oh, beautiful swinging net, breaking by mac and tire on Damian Priest. And then we're getting a kick up.
I think Drew Macintyre, or Drew Macinkryer rather, is probably the only one that hasn't poured some kind of baby oil or water on his hair before he came out.
Yeah, possibly guessing. Maybe Priest as well, because here's his slick back, but put up.
His is in braids, so it's a case that is always looks very much the same. But Drew's hair seems to be just moving as a collective, whereas obviously you look at Seth's and it's a case that his is moving as dropping Seth on Priest.
Two count on Seth Rollins.
Rollins is holding back of his head and his neck and pulls doing pull-ups and a cage.
Something we saw Rhea Ripley doing last year's Elimination Chamber in all fairness.
Didn't she break the chamber doing it as well?
Possibly.
Priest is just destroyed Macintyre and dropped him onto the bases hanging off the ropes. We're going to see a kick in the chops here from the top rope, whereas Rollins is in there.
Rollins is going for a...
Pull, just immediate pull strength of...
So we've got Punk, Cena and...
One, pull.
I think it would be Logan Paul next.
And...
Pull.
He's really been going hand to fist on that pod.
I noticed it was going to be him as he took his jacket off. Straight away across body springboard onto Drew Macintyre for a two count by Logan Paul.
Moonsault onto Damien Priest.
A standing Moonsault onto Damien Priest for a two count.
I just want to slap the lips off him. Oh he's just gone straight after Seth Rollins now trading some bombs into his body shots.
Logan Paul for a two count on Seth Rollins?
Yeah, following a swinging net breaker which was actually very nicely done.
You can definitely tell he's spending a lot of time in the gym and training as well as making his appearances.
Damien Priest is spot-legal.
And Logan Paul has just been tango'd.
And then tossed over the top rope by Damien Priest. He's going to come and throw him back into his pod by the looks of it.
He's just going to beat him off the empty pod.
And then he's going to see a pod break. It's not quite elimination chamber if we don't see the pod doors go through.
Oh what a slap.
I'm sorry there was a chop, not a slap. But Priest is going to town on Logan Paul going pinned up against the outside of the cage.
Drew Macintyre is also coming out from the background and slaps Damien Priest across the back of the herd.
Yeah. And then tries to give Priest a taste of his own medicine.
Damien Priest tries to give it to Macintyre.
I'll tell you something about that. Oh we're going for an old school.
He's going old school.
He's not going for an old school in ring.
Oh, pull into a parker runner.
Oh what a haymaker.
That was an impressive slam on Damien Priest. I'm not going to lie.
Oh yeah. And it leaves.
Oh, oh.
Oh, super kicked by Rollins on the 2-0.
I thought we were going to see Logan Paul eliminated there.
And as we get ready for punk or Cena to come into the match, I think we're going to see punk next. I'm not going to lie.
Even Seth Rollins seems to think punk's the one coming in. They're not really paying attention to Cena.
Cena's in.
Oh, he looks surprised.
So this is the first time we've seen him in in-ring action since Royal Rumble.
And I mean, not that we expected any less from the man we can't see, but yeah, he's come out.
He has come out swinging in fairness.
He's got red eye Jedi. The man stoned by the looks of it.
Oh, you can't see me on Logan Paul.
Five knuckle shuffle.
We've seen our truth hit more of those recently than we have our Cena.
We've seen more of our truth than we have John Cena.
Oh, and he eats a claymore from True Mac and Cryer.
Oh, that was filthy.
Oh, Priest for a roller. Mac and Tyre's gone.
Priest eliminated Mac and Cryer.
The Scottish body-baby is out. He's going to cry like a bitch now.
He has seen his WrestleMania dreams slip right through his fingers and he is pissed.
He is not about to step out with Grace.
He is just a rocked Priest like a bitch.
So is this where we see the birth of a feud between Mac and Cryer and Priest maybe for Friday nights?
It's a very strong possibility.
Logan Paul is going up top to take advantage of a prone Damian Priest.
Oh, Punks watching him as well.
Is he going to go on top of Punks pod and do it?
Oh, fuck's sake. Yeah, he's up there.
He's teabagging CM Punk.
Oh, what a Frog Splash.
That was nicely done to be fair. Damian Priest is gone.
And he's eliminated Priest. Two eliminations in quick succession and we've still got one man to come out.
Looks like he's fucking dying after that Frog Splash from the top of the cage.
So that leaves us with Paul, Punks, Rollins and Cena.
Rollins is somewhere hiding and hurting.
Cena must be doing the same to be fair.
Rollins is down by what was Cena's pod.
It's Cena we haven't seen since that Claymore from McIntyre.
He must be down and needs a camera.
He's about to be off against CM Punk.
Oh, Punks saying, oh, me and you, we're going to go.
Just as Punks coming out, you know it's me, just open the fucking door.
He just wanted to get to Logan Paul and he's got him.
It's not my super exit.
Punk may look old, but he can still fucking go.
That's the thing though, is that despite everything, Punks doesn't look that old.
In his face he does, not in his body.
You know what I've heard you say a few things in this episode that make me really make me question your sexuality.
And they're all directed at CM Punk. Is there something you need to admit?
I want you to answer me honestly, if CM Punk offered you to throw down once you take it, wouldn't you?
No, no throwing down. That's not turning into a Diddy party.
Punk wants to turn it into a WrestleMania party though.
The base Cody Rhodes, the championship.
Him and Cena are staring at each other.
If that was going to be your WrestleMania moment, mate, you'd take it.
When was the last time we saw Punk and Cena stare across each other at a ring?
Would that be like the year Cena and the year Punk left?
Oh, we've just seen that.
We've just seen a very nice moment between the two and saying, I miss you.
They're just having a chat now.
Rollins is going up.
Yeah.
Oh, Punk just ate a fucking super kick and Rollins is just beating the arrogance off there.
Oh, Rollins and Cena going face to face.
Oh, Rollins telling Cena to go film some more movies.
Punk's ass is his.
Laying claim to CM Punk's ass.
So apparently you've got to fight Seth Rollins for your chance there.
But Rollins is going for a category that bold spot almost got some friction.
Actually just the possible counter big punch big bomb from Cena.
Me, some of these bit some of these bombs that Seth Rollins is dropping is knocking the hair right off of Cena's head.
It's getting more bold the more we look at.
Doesn't matter how much you comb that hair back Cena.
Go bold gracefully.
But he looks as unsteady as anything.
He doesn't look all that.
He's not all that.
Oh, I got a slap back on Paul.
Punk's going for the GTS go to sleep.
Punk eliminating Paul.
Punk eliminated Logan Paul.
Which means we are left with punk Rollins and the invisible man left in this match.
He's not going to reigns as his tribal chief.
Could that be a sign?
He's just burying Logan Paul.
I love it.
Punk's like a fuck out of my ring bitch.
That referee is escorting Logan Paul out.
He, punk, Cena and Rollins are the last three.
Rollins looks the freshest of all three.
We haven't seen a lot of Rollins so bold in this match.
We have seen an awful lot of John Cena's bold spot though.
He's not nicely to Seth dude.
He might let you have some hair for a transplant.
Can you get to pick which color it is?
We're just panning back across the crowd in the arena.
Everyone is on their feet for this elimination chamber match.
Everybody is on their feet.
I mean, even the guys in the commentary are basically hovering on their chairs right now.
The elimination chamber itself is quite an impressive structure
where there's no tapering to it.
It makes the ring all one level and it sits just above where their eye line is.
The only problem I have with the elimination chamber is there is,
I'd love to see someone flip from the top of it like Jeff Hardy,
Swanton or Rollins is going after both Cena and Punk now.
He's trying to stake his claim here that he's the full-timer.
But if you try and take advantage of a two-on-one situation,
it can always backfire on you.
What is this? It is a double team!
It's Cena from Punk, Double Team and Rollins.
That was beautiful.
Oh, but Cena has seen to take his eye off the ball.
No, he knows what Punk's like.
The last time these guys faced each other was for a title.
And it involved one of these men walking out of the WWE
throwing that title in his refrigerator and never being seen for a very long time.
It wasn't until Punk went into the UFC and then onto...
Cena looks like he's the only one in the ring enjoying himself at the moment.
I'm not going to lie.
He's got nothing to lose there, is he?
Oh, he offers Punk a hand.
They're going to shake hands in the middle of the ring, in the middle of Toronto.
The home of the Toronto Blue Jays basketball baseball team, they go for a hug instead.
We go in for a hug.
Big sign of respect.
And then a punch in the face.
They're just going back to the regular schedule programming
where they try to beat this shit out of one another.
And Punk is knocking a few more hairs off the back of John Cena's head at the moment.
They're both swinging some balls.
That's what's really getting bigger.
He's like a walking embodiment of why you should never wear baseball caps.
I mean, he's done nothing but wear them for the last 25 years, buddy.
Exactly.
He's not just retiring the wrestling, he's retiring the baseball cap as well.
Retiring having a hair dyeing cap.
His hairline's just there like, you can't see me.
Oh, what a slam by Cena.
He's setting it up.
We're getting a five knuckle shuffle.
He's hit one.
It's unlikely he's going to be able to hit another one.
There it is.
Oh, is he going for the SDFU?
Or the SDF?
SDFU is what it used to be called, I think.
Oh, John's going to sleep.
Oh, no.
He's got it.
The STF.
Cena's going to tap punk out.
Where's Rollins?
Rollins doesn't get there first.
Oh, and CM Punk is really selling this shit out of this.
I mean, I don't think it's a difficult one to sell to be fair.
Oh, Anaconda Vice.
Rollins is fucked on the outside of that ring.
Oh, Cena's turned it into...
The two count.
Oh, swinging that breaker from punk onto Cena.
Is CM Punk going to go for a five knuckle shuffle?
We've seen him do it before.
I've got goosebumps.
He's really sort of setting himself a lofty goal.
Three quarters of the way across the ring.
That's right. You had a bowl beforehand.
Rollins.
No, he decides to go for a five knuckle shuffle.
He decided he was going to turn his attention to Rollins ever so slightly,
but has that given Cena the chance he needed to recover?
It would certainly seem that way.
Crossbody roll through.
Cena's got him.
We're seeing classic Cena strength here.
Yeah, this is it.
Into the attitude adjustment.
Out of the attitude adjustment.
Two count.
Like Tomatongo was in his head then.
Not Tomatongo, Jacob Fletcher with the wobble.
Green T-shirt guy is absolutely loving it.
We're getting a massive grin from Green T-shirt guy.
I don't want to breathe.
I keep going, I need to say this, I need to say this.
I've got a breath.
That was a fucking amazing attitude adjustment.
You would not look at John Cena now and go 50 apart from that bolt spot
when he's still hitting moves.
He was hitting 20 years ago.
Easy as hell.
Here we go, hot and spicy firework Nissan noodles
that are being advertised on the Teletron right now
and John Cena's going up to the top rope.
It's not very often we used to see Cena go top rope.
Rollins just ripped him right back down onto the top rope there.
There's Rollins.
The issue is that Cena's balls now hang that low
that he's probably sat on one of them.
Rollins is going for a power ball.
Against the cage.
And then Cena's going through the pod.
There it is.
A break.
Straight through the pod.
So this is what I think happens now is Rollins eliminates punk
which gives Cena enough time to rejuvenate
after he's been put through the pod wall
because those two think he's over and done with and not a threat
and they go at it.
And then Cena rolls back up a little while to possibly...
Well, yeah.
Now we're going to see a quick elimination in a minute.
I don't know who it's going to be, it's going to be fair.
I'm going to call it...
Punk eliminates Rollins, Cena comes in and eliminates punk.
Oh, I've said for a while...
I said at the beginning of this episode
that all two count from Rollins.
Rollins going for the pedigree on punk.
Punk reversed it, got him up for a GTS.
GTS, River. Jesus Christ.
Oh, punking a pedigree.
Kick out it too.
I don't know how I need to piss, but I'm not moving.
How punk is still alive right now, I have no idea.
See, I'm not going to be able to do anything about it.
I'm going to be able to do anything about it.
I'm not going to be alive right now, I have no idea.
Cena has managed to just about make it outside of the destroyed pod.
Yeah, he's moved all of about three feet.
He's basically sat up and slumped the opposite way,
while Rollins and Cena punk have given each other
the ass-kicking of a life time.
Rollins has been trying to get his hands on Cena Punk's ass for a while,
so now he's finally got an opportunity to do it in an environment
where neither of them can run away,
feared with a part from senior and it don't look like he's moving much as a pedigree
on the outside. There's been reverbs back dropping to the ring.
CM Punk looks like a man who's getting a blowjob in a jacuzzi.
Or possibly using a ball jacuzzi. Because his arms are pretty swell.
CM Punk went up top but didn't quite have enough gas in the chamber to get himself up.
But he did manage to reverse and move. Seth Rollins was trying to put on into him.
Basically put the Sun Rollins face first into the mat on a front drop while Punk goes for
an elbow drop off the top rope and lands it square in the collar bones.
Rollins for the GTS. We've seen him do this a lot when he's been
standing next to Roman Rage. He acknowledged earlier he acknowledged Roman.
Now he's been doing his signature move as he goes for the GTS on Seth Rollins.
Seth Rollins is fighting back. Going for a roll out.
Lift him for a power bomb. There's a power bomb coming.
We did get a promo from Mackintyre the day he was saying CM Punk had been around for
about 6 months. No, 2k.
We did get a promo the other day saying Punk had been un-injured for 6 months.
It was time he was getting an injury and Drew was going to give it to him.
I thought we could have got it there for that buckle bomb off Rollins.
There's a kick out for the curb stomp which you do not see very often.
CM Punk tonight is all gas and their break is not Jacob Fatou.
There's just bodies scattered everywhere.
Cina hasn't moved again since. Seth Rollins is going up top with a very prone CM Punk
in the middle of the ring.
Cina's just coming in. They're set up the AA on him.
Rollins is trying to kick out.
Any of it. Oh, Seth Rollins is up the GTS. GTS on Seth Rollins.
Straight into an adjustment.
Punk. Punk's got a good of Rollins.
Seth Rollins is out.
And it had to be Phil Brooks to do it.
I'll piss off. It's Seth going to be about the fact that Punk did him at the Rumble.
Punk's done him at the elimination chamber. He did him on the opening night of the Netflix
debut.
Punk is 3-0 against Seth Rollins right now in big matches. That's going to hurt.
We've got two men left.
And CM Punk both on their knees. Both absolutely gassed.
This is where we both wanted it to be there, didn't it? Like the nine-year-old in me right
now is bouncing around like the nine-year-old would have been in 2000.
Yeah, 2000.
Shaking the hands.
Oh, Cina off with another handshake.
Oh, yeah, the GTS.
Is CM Punk, is the CM Punk's year? No.
Punk looks like he's just seen the ghost of WrestleMania past.
That bold sport's just got bigger.
Oh, there's Cina's plate passing a little bit at the GTS.
And John Cena's only for a two-cane.
And Pat McAfee inexplicably can only speak German now. I think he's had a brain aneurysm
of some kind.
I've heard his Pat McAfee just going 9-9-9.
Cina's trying to get him pumping to the SDF.
They are giving...
Oh, wait.
I did wrong.
Cina looks absolutely flabbergasted. The only time I've seen Cina...
Rob CM Punk. And he has locked the SDF in deep.
The only time I've ever seen Cena look like that in the ring was the night that Triple
H super kicked Shawn Michaels.
Oh, is he...
No, Shawn Michaels triple H, super kicked Triple H.
He's punching him.
Punk's fading.
Yeah, Cina's got that locked in properly.
CM Punk's gone. He's gone. He's done.
Oh, Ronan's looks like he's got a reaction right there.
Becky Lynch is in for a good night. Or a quick night. We're not sure which one.
So, Cena is just tied Triple H with his fourth win in the chamber.
And Cena is going to WrestleMania to face Cody, the American Nightmare Rhodes for the
WWE Championship.
Oh.
I am...
I genuinely feel exhausted after that match.
You know what? Yeah, I can get that. That was a lot to take in.
That was a phenomenal match.
Was it as good as the women's match?
I don't think so.
But it was still a...
I struggled to pick a better one out of the two.
I think they were at least...
I wouldn't say it was better, but I wouldn't say it was worse either.
No, it wasn't.
I just think the Jake Harger angle and the women's gave it a bit of an edge over there.
There wasn't really...
I think that's Jake Harger angle just gave it the edge over the men's.
But the men's match was a phenomenal match.
We're just getting the highlight here of Logan Paul eliminating Damian Priest.
The words that he put in with Cena.
Just a phenomenal match by everybody involved.
Even Logan Paul.
Sorry, I must have done something like that.
I was going to say that sounded painful, brother.
Almost as painful as that tag team between Punk and Cena and Rollins.
It was beautiful, though.
It was. It was nice to see these two.
It was a whole match full of legends and future legends.
We have a legendary match and then we see Rollins throwing Cena through that pod door once more.
But yeah, it's not an elimination chamber without a pod break, is it?
Naomi went through one.
It really is.
Cena went through one.
We've had our matches.
Well, no. Naomi barely made it into the ring.
She didn't go through a pod. She just got smashed into one.
I thought she'd gone through her own door, but...
No, because she was one of the starting members.
Yeah, you are right.
But yeah, as we see Punk and Rollins there, I must admit, I think the ending could have been a little longer
if you get me, but that was a beautiful curb stop by Seth Rollins to completely obliterate Punk.
Punk sold that.
It was. I thought, I'm going to be honest, I thought Seth Rollins, he was gone and halfway to the back.
I didn't think he was still anywhere close to the ring.
Yeah, no. And then Punk just passes out.
But one of the very few times we've ever seen CM Punk put to sleep.
Yeah, not many people have done that. Actually, the interesting to find out for the main episode of the podcast,
who else is submitted CM Punk and actually made him go sleepy, sleepy.
But John Cena has won his last ever Elimination Chamber match.
Which I think we knew was coming anyway, didn't we?
But yeah, he will go on to...
Well, we both called it.
He will go on to face the American nightmare at WrestleMania in Las Vegas.
You know, even just watching his celebration here, this is where...
So I'm going to hit pause here because this is where we go into the last segment of Elimination Chamber
where we're going to see Cody Rhodes and The Rock and...
And Cody's decision.
Yeah, we'll cover that in the main episode, I think for now.
That was part two out of three for WWE Elimination Chamber.
We'll have the third part, which is the main matches plus this promo that we've narrowly avoided here.
Up for it once we've got the matches watched and noted.
So we'll see you in the final episode of the trilogy for Elimination Chamber. Peace out.
Peace.