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Hey there, everybody. Welcome to the Mark Mo

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Show Season 7, Episode 3, Off the Grid. I'm your

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host, Mark Maloney, along with my co -host, producer,

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all -around super great dude. Oh, and he's my

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son, Aidan Maloney. Hola. How we doing? I'm tired.

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I am sore. How are you? Pretty much the exact

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same. Both tired and sore. Stayed up way past

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my bedtime yesterday. We've been binge watching

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these like dash cam and body cam videos on YouTube.

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And drinking some brews with my girl. Watching

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these videos. It's like 8 p .m. Which usually

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I go to bed right... 8, 9 p .m. I'm like, ah,

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it's the weekend. We can watch a couple more.

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Dude, I swear I blink one time and it's 11 45.

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Yes. I'm like, oh my God, dude. I need to sleep.

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I got stuff to do tomorrow. So that's that. That

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is how I arrived here. Yeah, I sleepy. I feel

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the same way, man. I've been putting in extra

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time at work and, you know, 45. Almost 50 hour

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weeks. Damn. And then this week is Porter County

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Fair, which I often work. And so that is an extra

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five hours added on to the eight, eight and a

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half hours. Right. I'll be doing that for the

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next 10 days. So. Putting in the work there,

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hey. So, yeah, it's it's going to be a thing,

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man. It's going to be a thing. But here's something

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funny and interesting that I learned. about the

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Porter County Fair. So they give you pay or paid

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to do the job, which is fine. They also give

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you a punch card. And they do this every year.

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It's my third year doing this. Anyway, last night

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I'm driving in to park to go to work and this

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girl goes, can I have your punch card? I said.

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What can I have your punch card? And I'm like,

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no, no, you don't understand. And I kind of like

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grab my shirt. I'm like, no, I'm working. I'm

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just going to work. It's just like, yeah, you

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need a punch card. It's my third day doing this.

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No one's ever asked me for a punch card before.

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Right. Ever. It's like, well, they make us ask.

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And I'm like, what? And I said, well, I don't

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have it. So I'm just going to go to work. Right.

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So anyway, I told the guy that runs the music

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thing or whatever and then kind of he he jabbed

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kind of a joke at me which is fine we're that

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way it's cool so he jabbed a little joke at me

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like uh some of us didn't have their punch card

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and blah blah blah and i'm like i'm like this

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is my third year it's the first time i've ever

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been asked for a punch card i'm like so why would

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she's like well why do you think you got it i'm

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like Give it to your family. Give it to give

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it to whoever the hell you want or use it on

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a day off if you don't work every day. I'm like,

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I don't know what to tell you. That's strange.

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And he's like, no, you got you. I'm like, I'm

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like, you know what's hilarious is I work for

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the Chicago Cubs and they didn't make me buy

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a ticket to go to work. Right. I like that doesn't

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make any sense. If we're here to work, we're

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here to work. Why do I need a punch card to come

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to work? It doesn't make any sense. That's the

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dumbest thing I've ever heard. That's so strange

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because the implication is if you don't have

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your punch card You have to pay to go work. You

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have to pay. Yeah, which is so weird. That's

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the dumbest shit i've ever heard It's it's like

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porter county get your shit together And it's

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like if i'm working for you cool, you want to

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give me a punch card. Give me a punch card You

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don't want to then don't but It's like it makes

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no Sense at all. No, that's so weird. I'm coming

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to work for you I'm coming to make sure the crowd

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is safe and seated and it's like and And you're

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gonna make me use a punch card to get him get

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out of here. What kind of crazy shit is that?

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That's so goofy. Here's my shirt. I'm going to

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work. Have a nice day, right? Oh my god dumbest

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shit I've ever heard And the fact that guy looked

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to me like I was an alien when he's just like,

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what do you mean? He always did. I'm like, dude,

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third year here, never been asked for one. Never,

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ever. So weird. Yeah. And I let someone borrow

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it. So guess what? I'm not going to have it tonight

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either. Right. And if they turn me away, I'm

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going to go home and I'm going to tell Greg,

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hey, I do not have my punch card. They would

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not let me in. Have a nice evening. Right. I

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don't know what else to tell you. It's the dumbest

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shit ever. Just don't approach that guy anymore,

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whoever that guy was. I was a young girl, and

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she's probably just being told what to do. And

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I get that. But even so, I was like, dude, this

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is my third year here. I've never been asked

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for a punch card before. I was just like, and

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at first I thought it was like a parking thing.

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And I'm like, I've always parked over here. Right.

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Always. So I don't care. I'll park wherever.

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It doesn't matter. And I'll just walk in. And

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if somebody's like, hey, where's your punch card?

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I'm like, I'm working. What do you mean, where's

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my punch card? Right. Goofy. I don't know. It's

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stupid. It's so dumb. So I don't know. I don't

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know what they're thinking on that one. I really

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don't. It's ridiculous. Yeah. Very strange. You

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know, and then one guy's like, well, you know,

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the punch card is like, it's your way into the

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fair. I'm like, but I'm not coming here to sit

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around and look at a cow and eat an elephant

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ear. I'm coming here to work. Right. I'm like,

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what kind of crazy shit is that? Like, plus the

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fact it's not like I'm getting the elephant ear

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for free. Right. So why else am I coming here?

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Yeah. I'm not going on the Tilt -A -Whirl. And

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depending on the wage with how expensive fair

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food is, you probably work an hour just to eat

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an elephant ear. Yes. Oh, yeah. The fair food

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pricing is stupid. It's absurd. Yeah. And it's

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the same places. Nothing looks really interesting

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to me this year. I kind of walked around. I'm

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like everything just looked kind of meh. And

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then so I was hungry because I hadn't eaten.

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And I was just like walking around and there

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was like a little Ben's Pretzels place. And I

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was just like, I'll just get a pretzel and just

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head on my way home. So I get the pretzel. Number

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one, it's cold. It's called a hot pretzel. Oh,

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what the? Number one, it's cold. Number two,

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I kid you not, one grain of salt. Oh my god.

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On the whole effing thing. So, not only was it

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cold, but it had one grain of salt on it. I'm

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glad she gave me the little cup of fake cheese

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or whatever the hell they give you. Right. Because

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at least I could add a little flavor to it, but

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man, I got done with that thing and my stomach

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was like, you're an idiot. I'm like, oh, I know

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this was awful. That sounds miserable. Oh, yeah.

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So like, I was toying with the idea of doing

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like a fair food review and like trying some

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different stuff when I go there and then talking

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about it. After that, I'm like, well, I would

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have given that an F tier, so. Right. Yeah. Maybe

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we just don't do this. It was not. It was not

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great. Now let me tell you something. For the

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price you pay for that fare, it's unreal. You

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pay so much money for not much. Yeah. For not

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much. I remember as a wee lad, the fare food

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was massive. Like you spent - And it wasn't ultra

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expensive either. Yeah. You spent like $13 on

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a massive burger. You're getting a massive burger.

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Yep. Now it's just depressing. What are we doing?

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Yeah, it's bad. It's really bad. The only other

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food vendor that I like is Spuds and Bubs or

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Spuds and Dubs or whatever his name is. Spuds

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and Dubs. And it's all, like, it's French fry

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stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Which was like years ago

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was my idea for a restaurant. It was like everything

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would be French fry based. And so that's kind

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of what this little thing is. And I tried just

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their fries the one year. They were they were

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really good. They were hot and they were like

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I didn't have to salt them They were salted perfectly

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I'm like, oh, these are great and they give you

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it was like ten bucks and they give you like

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this little plastic bucket full of french fries

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like hell Yeah, dude. I am so happy right now

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and they were good and then later on that same

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same Fair I was like, I'm gonna go back there

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and then they I noticed they had poutine. I'm

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like, wait a minute mom man I said, wait a minute

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and I looked I said poutine with those fries.

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Let's go. So I got it Best poutine I've had since

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I've been in Canada Bar none. Damn. Bar none.

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It was so freaking good. Oh my god, dude. Unreal.

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So yeah, spuds and bubs are dubs and cubs and

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whatever they are. Like that dude, he's got his

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shit together. He knows what he's doing. They

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got good fries and another like fry sort of thing

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There's like one that's got like pulled pork

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in it or something like I'm sure right on I'm

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sure it's great. That dude's one of the homies

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We go way back. We got we go way back to different

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schools together. So Yeah, it's like he's he's

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he's he he she it They they are all G's. They

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they're great But that Ben's, man, nah, you can

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stick those pretzels somewhere, man. Those suck.

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The first F tier in a while. Oh, right. And it

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goes to Ben's Pretzels. It was so bad. It was

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like, I literally was like, if that was my first

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Ben's Pretzels experience ever, I would have

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been like, I'm never going back there again.

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Right. Never, ever. Like, it was awful. But I

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get that from more than half the fair food. Just

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kind of walking around like, this is so uninteresting

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to me. Right. But whatever if you like pigs go

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pet a pig, you know I I did actually to get to

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my car I had to cut through the goat thing and

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of course in a way it kind of freaks me like

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no one else was in there because it was like

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late and I just kind of could the doors open

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I'm like, I'll just cut through so I start cutting

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through and they all like looked at me at the

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same time I'm like, well, okay. Hi. I'm like

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saying hi to them And the funny thing is like

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when they they don't bad it's like they don't

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do the sheep thing. Yeah, they're like hey And

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I'm like they're yelling I'm like all right.

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This is low -key Freaking me the fuck out right

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now I'm like I have to get out of here and then

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I get to the end and that door is locked I'm

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like, oh no, I got to go back through them. This

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is terrible And then there was a side door and

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I just darted out the side door by where they

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load this shit or whatever I'm like, I don't

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even care They're, hey. Yeah, yeah. God damn.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Goats, man. I don't know. I don't

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know what it is. They sound like humans. Yeah.

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They sound like humans, which just trips me out.

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Terrifying. Yeah. But they're friendly. They

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all wanted me to pet them like a dog. They're

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all like, hey, hey, hey. I'm like, no. No, leave

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me alone right now. It's like, I don't know you

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like that. Right. I'm not even an introvert and

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I'm freaked out. I'm like, leave me alone. Ah,

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it's crazy. But anyway, yeah, fair. Fun times.

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Fun times. Great times. Good stuff. An easy way

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to lose $100 on food and games that just aren't

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worth it. No, no. And the hilarious part is...

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Where all the food vendors and everything are

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it's called the midway and that is a perfect

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Name for it. It is the middle. Hey, that's funny

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because most of those places are incredibly mid

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like without question Oh my god brutal. It's

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crazy. It's so crazy. But hey, you know, here's

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my punch card All right God. Here we go. Amped

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up, man. Tired, achy, grumpy. Here we go. Want

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to talk about Aidan's channel, Aidan Spelled

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the Right Way. Now, there are people that visit

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it and enjoy the content. That's great. And there's

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a lot of you that don't. And you are poo heads.

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Get out of here. So what you need to do is you

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need to go to Aidan Spelled the Right Way and

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check out his gaming content, which is really

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great. GeoGuessr, PolyBridge, Observation Duty,

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tons of horror movie games. And I know Aiden

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took a little bit of a break. So what's going

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on in the world of Aiden spelled the right way?

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Well, still plenty of these horror movie games,

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as you put them. A lot of those coming up. I

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got a Steam. gift card for my birthday. Oh, nice.

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I've been using that to purchase some fun games

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to play. So a lot of neat ideas on the future

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of the Aidan Spelled the Right Way channel. Nice.

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Yeah. Nice, nice. So we're interested to see

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what's next for sure. So check that out over

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on the old YouTubes. There is a collab that we

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do, A &M Gaming, so kind of this crazy kooky

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stuff that we do on this show, but we do it on

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the gaming channel. And we do a lot of games

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like GeoGuessr and Observation Duty, and I'm

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gonna forget the new Observation Duty. It's the

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spectator. Spectator. Yeah. Spectator's fun.

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We do some of those BuzzFeed quizzes from time

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to time. Those are pretty great. Those are pretty

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fun. Yeah. But just stuff where we can go on

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there and chit chat and make jokes and be silly.

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And that's the point where we're making jokes.

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Ha ha funny. Ha ha funny. And look, if we poke

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fun at something that you like, say, I don't

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know, France. It's nothing personal send all

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of your cheeses and wine to us all of the time

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You know where we have no problem with you guys.

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We love you guys We've had some beef with the

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French we've had some beef with the French over

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a couple of jokes Which actually were kind of

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funny not gonna lie. I thought it was great But

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for anybody that like listens to our content,

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they know we poke fun at ourselves we poke fun

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at our own country more than anything. This is

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true. So people just need to chill. They just

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need to chill. Because I think it's just some

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funny stuff. Yeah. It's not that serious. It's

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really not that serious, guys. So at any rate,

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we just go on there and we just have fun and

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be goofy. So if you want, come join us. We are

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over on the YouTube as well. And then this beautiful

00:14:31.399 --> 00:14:33.659
little piece of artwork that we do, the Mark

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Mo Show. is on all podcast platforms and YouTube.

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So definitely check us out. I had somebody tell

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me the other day that, hey, I was on my way to

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work. I decided to put your podcast on. You and

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your son have really good chemistry. That's funny.

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I'm like, thank you. I'm like, I appreciate that.

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And so here's what's funny. So five times since

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I've started working at the fair, two days, three

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of them. I was referred to by people I didn't

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know as the podcast guy. Damn. Two of those people

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said, hey, aren't you the waiting room guy? Which

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I find super hilarious. That they remember me

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from that, and that was over a year and a half

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ago. Yeah, that era. So, gee, I must just have

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that effect on people. I don't know. Memorable.

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Memorable, anyway. But yeah, I had good conversations

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with all of them, it was kind of funny, and back

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in the day... I was coach. People come up to

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me and call me coach. I'm like, I wasn't your

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coach. I'm like, who? Right. But see, here's

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the thing. I literally actually was a coach.

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I coached kids football for a while, and then

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I coached baseball. And so there were a lot of

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kids that I've coached at one time or another.

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So were they the parents of kids that I've coached

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or they just like they know my radio show at

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the time was called coaches corner So was I that

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coach like I just did yeah, so they refer to

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me as coach and I just be like hi How are you

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coach speaking in in in what coach? phraseology

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are you referring because i just want to know

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um no but i thought that was fun so three people

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called me the podcast guy so that's neat yeah

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someone's listening shout out to the podcast

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guy callers yeah absolutely thanks for thanks

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for reaching out to me it's pretty fun stuff

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uh and even the waiting room people that clearly

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miss me i love you guys and uh you know anytime

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you want to hang out i am uh I am at Franklin

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House or I am at this new Gardner Hotel. They

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have a very cool, very cool little speakeasy

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thing at the top, which is, it's a different

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vibe. It's much more chill, but it's just different

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and it's fun. good cocktails and the cocktails

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are good and they're not super expensive either

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like they're they're they're good stuff my friend

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melissa is a bartender there and besides the

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fact she's a badass bartender she created one

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of the drinks and that drink is just super good

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um so yeah Definitely check that out if you're

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in the Valparaiso area, which is Northwest Indiana,

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which is Chicagoland. Sorry, Cranky Bears fans.

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We're taking your team. But yeah, you guys can

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check me out there. I'm there sometimes. I'm

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at Franklin House sometimes. Sometimes at Blue

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Point. That's a place I've started to go to a

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little bit. They've they've got some good food,

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too. I mean, they're known for seafood, which

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I'm not much of a seafood guy. But like they

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got good burgers, too. Like the burgers are pretty

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good and they've got some other good stuff. Righteous.

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So none of those are sponsored. It's just me

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saying, hey, those are some fun places you should

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go. Oh, Northside Tap. I almost forgot about

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them. Oh, my. How could you? I know they're kind

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of a sleeper. I really never used to go there.

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And then I had a friend who had. Maddie and Larry,

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they had a Nemo night. So I went there with a

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friend one night and I was like, oh, this is

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kind of fun. And then I went there with my friend,

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Melissa and Dustin another night. And so then

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like I don't go all the time, but like every

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once in a while I'm in the mood and they have

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Detroit style pizza, which is probably my second

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favorite kind of pizza. And it's really super

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good. And on Mondays it's half price. Damn. So

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that to me, that bar always felt like it had

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the most like old Chicago bar vibes to it and

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like look to it like that would be the place

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that would be on a corner yeah on the south side

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somewhere and it would just say old style on

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the outside that's exactly the vibe yeah it's

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100 % the vibe and i dig it and it's like the

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bartenders they're super cool and the crowd is

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just different it's just a it's a different crowd

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a lot of Millennials in Gen X, there's not too

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many kids in there and just people in there just

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having a drink and a smoke and just talking about

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their day and this is kind of more my vibe as

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I've discovered. To my knowledge, nobody's pulled

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a gun in there recently. Not that we've been

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told. Not that we've been told, anyway. But some

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places around here have a problem with that little

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situation. But it's partially based on, I think,

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the type of entertainment or promo nights that

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they have, which tend to draw the wrong folks

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in there, I feel. But I mean, you know, it is

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what it is. You know, you've got all sorts that

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pack today, you know. Yeah, this is especially

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in Indiana. Right. It's all over the place. And

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you add some cranky dude and add the fact he's

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packing and then add a couple of shots and beers

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and, you know. Yeah, don't mix booze and guns.

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What a terrible idea. What a terrible idea. It

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really is a terrible idea. It's funny you mentioned

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that I was on a road trip once going down to

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Florida. And so, naturally, this store is down

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south. So it's a gas station. Needed some gas.

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Cheap gas. Cool. So I pull over. It was a gas

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station slash firework shop. Oh, wow. Oh, what

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a terrible thought. Slash gun shop slash bar.

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All of that sounds terrible together. The only...

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A place like that would exist in Florida. That's

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the only place in this country with regulations

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lax enough for a building to contain all of them.

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All of that. All of that. All of that. It was

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insane. I'm just like, yes, fill this thing up

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and get the hell out of here. This just does

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not look like a good situation at all. We got

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fireworks. We got guns. We got gasoline and alcohol.

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Bang, bang. The only four things we'll ever need

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in life. Well, you know, that was. Well, I thank

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you Cletus. Thank you Cletus. We appreciate that.

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The only other one I can think of, which was

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not as volatile, but was hilarious. So I'm in

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Wyoming. I'm with a friend. We're going to cross

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country and it's a town called Cheyenne, which

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is kind of a fun little town. It's kind of a

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mix of like modern -ish buildings and buildings

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that look like they're straight out of the old

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west. Kind of fun little town. So we're hungry.

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But like we didn't want to spend a lot of money.

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And so we look and we're like, oh, there's this

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Chinese food place down the road. Let's go to

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it. Cool. So we go there before we're going to

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our hotel. And we pull up. It is Chinese food,

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a laundromat, and an off -track bedding parlor.

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Oh my god. All in one shot. Dude, that's so smart,

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though. Brilliant. Actually. It's like you're

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going to sit there for an hour and a half waiting

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for your laundry. Why not make a night of it?

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Yeah. Let's go have dinner. Play some bets. Let's

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go get some Mongolian beef and some orange chicken.

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God, that sounds fucking good. Doesn't it? And

00:22:03.630 --> 00:22:05.450
we're just going to down that, and we're going

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to throw our loads in, and oh, by the way, fourth

00:22:08.289 --> 00:22:10.369
at Saratoga. Let's throw a couple bucks on it,

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watch the ponies, see what happens. That's so

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cool. It just sounds like an oddly fun night.

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You know what I mean? That's so neat. So shout

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out to whatever establishment that was. God bless

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Tri -Anne. Oh my god, it was great. But anyway,

00:22:26.589 --> 00:22:28.589
I'm gonna get onto the topic of the show, which

00:22:28.589 --> 00:22:32.430
is off -grid. So, like, if you've ever just had

00:22:32.430 --> 00:22:35.269
that feeling, like you've just had enough of

00:22:35.269 --> 00:22:38.410
the rat race, you're tempted to just pack it

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in, move to some remote hideaway, and just do

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the basics and just live. And I felt that way.

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Even to this day. I mean, there's days I wake

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up and just say, why do we do this? What is the

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point? We're all going to end up in the same

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place. Let's have as much fun as we can before

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we're done. Like, why get on this hamster wheel

00:23:01.019 --> 00:23:03.099
for 80 years? And it's like, oh, my life's over.

00:23:03.180 --> 00:23:06.000
That was not as much fun as I thought. Bye. Right.

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Later. That just does not sound great. Well,

00:23:10.700 --> 00:23:13.099
you're not alone. A lot of people kind of have

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those thoughts. Estimates say anywhere between

00:23:16.220 --> 00:23:20.279
180 ,000 and 250 ,000 people currently live an

00:23:20.279 --> 00:23:23.460
off -grid Lifestyle, that's awesome. We need

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to bump those numbers up man. We need to bump

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those numbers up And look, I know money is a

00:23:27.660 --> 00:23:30.319
big part of it. We're we're a crapitalistic society.

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So I I get it Like if I had a few money doing

00:23:33.880 --> 00:23:37.380
heartbeat no reason. Oh, yeah I got enough money

00:23:37.380 --> 00:23:39.680
for for food and health and whatever. I don't

00:23:39.680 --> 00:23:42.910
need to worry about anything else, you know Live

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close enough to a town to get supplies and stuff

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but far enough away where I can just be like

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in a cabin You know have a sat dish or something

00:23:50.990 --> 00:23:52.849
so I can watch a game occasionally and have a

00:23:52.849 --> 00:23:56.369
dog, right? Yeah, I'm good. I am good good as

00:23:56.369 --> 00:23:58.890
gold Well, there's few things to think about

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if you're if that thought has entered your head

00:24:01.829 --> 00:24:07.690
more than once right so you have to Locate other

00:24:07.690 --> 00:24:10.230
energy sources right because you can't really

00:24:10.230 --> 00:24:13.339
make it off the grid that way without having

00:24:13.339 --> 00:24:16.880
sources of energy. Right. So like, for example,

00:24:16.980 --> 00:24:20.220
solar, wind, hydropower, that kind of stuff when

00:24:20.220 --> 00:24:23.019
living off the grid. It can be challenging, it

00:24:23.019 --> 00:24:26.460
can be pricey, but it doesn't have to be either.

00:24:27.599 --> 00:24:29.259
So just wherever you're going, whatever you're

00:24:29.259 --> 00:24:31.119
thinking, that's got to be one of the top things

00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:36.339
on your list. Invest in renewable energy gear.

00:24:36.720 --> 00:24:39.940
Okay, so this is kind of neat too. If you don't

00:24:39.940 --> 00:24:42.339
have access to conventional power, right? You're

00:24:42.339 --> 00:24:44.700
not going to be hooked up. Or if you choose to

00:24:44.700 --> 00:24:46.859
be fully off grid. Or you choose to be fully

00:24:46.859 --> 00:24:49.799
off grid, right? There's renewable energy here,

00:24:50.680 --> 00:24:54.779
like mini wind turbines. Or like if you have,

00:24:54.779 --> 00:24:58.220
say, like one of those vans, it's not like a

00:24:58.220 --> 00:25:00.779
conversion van. It's like those vans you can

00:25:00.779 --> 00:25:03.240
like turn into like a tiny, tiny little studio

00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:05.619
apartment, whatever. Right. Like you can you

00:25:05.619 --> 00:25:08.380
can put solar panels on the roof. Yeah. You could

00:25:08.380 --> 00:25:10.359
say it could be an electric vehicle and have

00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:13.000
solar panels on the roof and you can draw power

00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:16.319
from all that Yeah, you know all that and that's

00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.539
honestly if you do the math Yeah, get enough

00:25:18.539 --> 00:25:21.140
solar panels to run your house charge your car

00:25:21.140 --> 00:25:25.140
and a battery right to yeah power. Yep I mean

00:25:25.140 --> 00:25:27.259
they're all that equipment's gonna last you a

00:25:27.259 --> 00:25:31.000
couple decades. Yeah, so do the math I mean it

00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:33.960
might damn be cheaper than paying for electricity

00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:35.759
Especially in the age where it's all being stolen

00:25:35.759 --> 00:25:39.269
by these fuck -ass AI companies Oh, God, that's

00:25:39.269 --> 00:25:41.210
the app. That's going to be a different show

00:25:41.210 --> 00:25:45.690
altogether. Yeah, I get that. You won't really

00:25:45.690 --> 00:25:49.230
need air conditioning per se if you're going

00:25:49.230 --> 00:25:51.490
to be kind of on the road, off the grid, all

00:25:51.490 --> 00:25:55.390
of that to cool your house, because that's just

00:25:55.390 --> 00:25:59.009
kind of a nonexistent thing. So if you have like

00:25:59.009 --> 00:26:01.930
a teeny tiny little home, a shack or just like

00:26:01.930 --> 00:26:05.339
this conversion vehicle kind of thing. Displace

00:26:05.339 --> 00:26:07.799
windows strategically, right? And get cross ventilation

00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:10.660
going. And, you know, unless you're like on the

00:26:10.660 --> 00:26:13.480
equator or like in southern Florida and Arizona

00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:15.839
with the killer bees. Yeah. Check that content

00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:18.119
out, though, for sure. Like that's crazy stuff.

00:26:19.460 --> 00:26:23.160
Like you'll you'll get enough air to make it

00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:26.799
work for sure. or just some small oscillating

00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:28.700
fans and things like that. Just get some wind

00:26:28.700 --> 00:26:31.420
going and you're fine. And if you have a cabin,

00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:36.660
ceiling fans or house fans are massive for cooling.

00:26:36.980 --> 00:26:39.940
Yeah. There's a thing we had. We had this house,

00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:41.579
actually in the neighborhood that Aidan lives

00:26:41.579 --> 00:26:44.730
in now, we had this house and... We had what

00:26:44.730 --> 00:26:46.910
was called a whole house fan. I never knew this

00:26:46.910 --> 00:26:49.210
thing existed before we moved in there. We like

00:26:49.210 --> 00:26:50.950
moved in and like the first week we're there,

00:26:50.950 --> 00:26:52.369
I looked up. I'm like, what the hell is this

00:26:52.369 --> 00:26:55.410
thing? And we did it and this fan went on and

00:26:55.410 --> 00:26:58.210
these little vent things opened, but it didn't

00:26:58.210 --> 00:27:02.809
blow out necessarily. It just, it kind of. Yeah,

00:27:02.809 --> 00:27:05.470
it didn't blow down on the house. It pulled air

00:27:05.470 --> 00:27:07.990
up into the attic and out of the house. Right.

00:27:08.049 --> 00:27:10.170
So if it was a nice enough day where you could

00:27:10.170 --> 00:27:12.549
have windows open, you turn that thing on. Your

00:27:12.549 --> 00:27:14.809
house is cooled. Yeah, it's done. Like every

00:27:14.809 --> 00:27:17.509
room of the house was just cool enough, right?

00:27:17.670 --> 00:27:20.490
It was kind of all the hot air that rises pulls

00:27:20.490 --> 00:27:22.349
it right into the attic where all the hot air

00:27:22.349 --> 00:27:25.309
is anyway Yeah, yeah, like a genius. It's kind

00:27:25.309 --> 00:27:27.470
of genius there. There's no question about it.

00:27:27.549 --> 00:27:31.099
Um So based on that to like keeping warm and

00:27:31.099 --> 00:27:35.240
cool naturally a straw bale house has exceptional

00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:38.380
insulation surprise qualities that will keep

00:27:38.380 --> 00:27:40.279
you cool in the summer and warm in the winter

00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:43.599
and I know the Indians did that with what their

00:27:43.599 --> 00:27:48.380
Adobe's and and the Inuit as we learned is the

00:27:48.380 --> 00:27:51.640
proper term although I I don't know how Eskimo

00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:54.569
is offensive but Yeah, we were looking that up.

00:27:54.569 --> 00:27:56.130
I don't know we couldn't figure that out It seems

00:27:56.130 --> 00:27:59.269
like Eskimos a white people term that like the

00:27:59.269 --> 00:28:01.369
crackers came up with right and then like the

00:28:01.369 --> 00:28:03.349
natives of the area We're like no, that's not

00:28:03.349 --> 00:28:05.910
what we're called, right? Yeah, I made it into

00:28:05.910 --> 00:28:09.609
a Christmas song and you know Right, you know

00:28:09.609 --> 00:28:13.549
how that goes. Oh, yeah, but the the Eskimos

00:28:13.549 --> 00:28:18.569
or Inuits as they like to be called they're They're

00:28:18.569 --> 00:28:21.250
igloos. They're made of snow and ice, but you

00:28:21.250 --> 00:28:24.730
can go inside and you're warm. I can't even imagine

00:28:24.730 --> 00:28:28.430
that concept, but it's kind of interesting. I

00:28:28.430 --> 00:28:30.430
guess they can start fires in the middle and

00:28:30.430 --> 00:28:34.690
then have an apparatus or, once again, whatever

00:28:34.690 --> 00:28:37.190
is natural so that it doesn't get smoky and the

00:28:37.190 --> 00:28:39.410
smoke goes out the top. But the heat stays in.

00:28:39.410 --> 00:28:42.710
But the heat stays in. Human ingenuity. Human

00:28:42.710 --> 00:28:45.289
ingenuity. We'll find a way to live anywhere,

00:28:45.549 --> 00:28:50.680
just about. off the grid as it were and heat

00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:53.180
using wood so as long as it comes from sustainable

00:28:53.180 --> 00:28:56.140
sources like you know managed tree farms or recycled

00:28:56.140 --> 00:28:59.740
lumber demolished buildings you know so wood

00:28:59.740 --> 00:29:04.400
is a considerable supply for this off -grid living

00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:07.869
electric heat is inefficient. So switching to

00:29:07.869 --> 00:29:11.269
like a wood stove or just like if you have a

00:29:11.269 --> 00:29:14.230
fireplace will help you save money on electricity

00:29:14.230 --> 00:29:17.390
if not eliminate it. Right. Right. Because not

00:29:17.390 --> 00:29:19.450
only is that fireplace going to provide heat,

00:29:19.750 --> 00:29:22.109
it's going to provide light. True. So you got

00:29:22.109 --> 00:29:24.829
like a double there. Yeah. And if you're like

00:29:24.829 --> 00:29:28.009
wood stove is heating your house, some wood stoves

00:29:28.009 --> 00:29:30.730
even have little iron tops on them like you can

00:29:30.730 --> 00:29:33.109
cook on the same wood stove that's heating your

00:29:33.109 --> 00:29:37.130
house right isn't that cool it's so awesome uh

00:29:37.130 --> 00:29:41.150
searing a steak on my furnace right exactly yeah

00:29:41.150 --> 00:29:47.289
that's so amazing so most will uh will also have

00:29:47.289 --> 00:29:50.210
because food's a thing so most will have some

00:29:50.210 --> 00:29:53.559
sort of underground. Like a lot of people used

00:29:53.559 --> 00:29:57.079
to have root cellars back in the day. His grandma

00:29:57.079 --> 00:29:58.640
and papa, they used to have this room in the

00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:01.640
basement. And I don't care if it was 95 degrees

00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:05.480
outside or 20 outside, this room was always chilled.

00:30:05.819 --> 00:30:08.119
Wasn't cold, but this little closet in the basement

00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:11.119
was always cool. So you could store a lot of

00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:13.059
stuff down there. Vegetables and all sorts of

00:30:13.059 --> 00:30:15.720
stuff. And so, you know, root cellar kind of

00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:18.359
things, very important, but also greenhouses,

00:30:18.500 --> 00:30:22.410
right? Because I would imagine Part of this too

00:30:22.410 --> 00:30:25.210
is look, you're gonna have to go to town and

00:30:25.210 --> 00:30:27.910
you may want a steak from time to time or some

00:30:27.910 --> 00:30:31.009
ground beef or chicken or whatever. And maybe

00:30:31.009 --> 00:30:33.269
you raise your own animals. Maybe you'll call

00:30:33.269 --> 00:30:35.009
your own chickens. Who knows what you're gonna

00:30:35.009 --> 00:30:38.170
do. But from a vegetable standpoint, why not

00:30:38.170 --> 00:30:40.650
grow your own? Why not grow your own vegetables?

00:30:40.789 --> 00:30:43.930
It's literally free. You just gotta take care

00:30:43.930 --> 00:30:45.829
of them. Put it in the earth, man. It'll just

00:30:45.829 --> 00:30:49.759
grow. It'll grow, yeah. So, you know, ventilating

00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:52.099
those greenhouses is important. So like you fill

00:30:52.099 --> 00:30:56.220
a five gallon water jug with water after painting

00:30:56.220 --> 00:30:59.400
them black. Hear me out. Put them along the north

00:30:59.400 --> 00:31:02.660
wall of your unheated greenhouse so they can

00:31:02.660 --> 00:31:05.259
absorb heat during the day and release it at

00:31:05.259 --> 00:31:08.599
night. Those are called thermal batteries, by

00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:10.140
the way. And there are a bunch of different ways

00:31:10.140 --> 00:31:15.220
you can do that, where even even certain foundations

00:31:15.220 --> 00:31:21.650
are just these massive concrete slabs where the

00:31:21.650 --> 00:31:25.029
concrete slab will heat up during the day as

00:31:25.029 --> 00:31:27.509
the sun is on your house and disperse the heat

00:31:27.509 --> 00:31:30.230
at night, keeping your house warm, even in the

00:31:30.230 --> 00:31:33.109
winter. That's pretty amazing. Pretty cool. It's

00:31:33.109 --> 00:31:36.309
so cool. Using rainwater to harvest. Now this

00:31:36.309 --> 00:31:40.420
is something I learned. from Aiden's mother back

00:31:40.420 --> 00:31:43.019
in the day. And then even more so, because I

00:31:43.019 --> 00:31:47.180
know a lot of people in our area, which is Porter

00:31:47.180 --> 00:31:51.319
County, do this, which is harvesting rainwater.

00:31:51.339 --> 00:31:54.480
So they do this by getting these rain barrels,

00:31:54.779 --> 00:31:58.500
and you hook them up to your gutters. So when

00:31:58.500 --> 00:32:00.839
it rains, you should collect the rainwater. Right.

00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:02.700
Collect the rainwater, there's a little spigot

00:32:02.700 --> 00:32:06.619
on the bottom, and away you go. You turn your

00:32:06.619 --> 00:32:10.000
hose on and you you water your plants whatever

00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:13.440
you got and You know by the time it gets low

00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:16.240
gonna rain again right fills right back up. Yeah,

00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:20.519
so you will you will have plenty and Unless you're

00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:22.660
in Las Vegas or Arizona, you know someplace.

00:32:22.819 --> 00:32:25.779
It's arid that system probably won't work super

00:32:25.779 --> 00:32:30.519
well for you But in most places, especially the

00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:32.460
heartland or the Midwest, you know where we get

00:32:32.460 --> 00:32:36.430
our share rain That's gonna last you all spring

00:32:36.430 --> 00:32:41.309
all summer and it'll work perfectly. Once again,

00:32:41.450 --> 00:32:43.710
grow your food. So that's an important part.

00:32:43.970 --> 00:32:46.390
It's eating healthier and more natural foods.

00:32:47.410 --> 00:32:52.150
So there are lots of ideas in terms of how you

00:32:52.150 --> 00:32:54.750
do that, starting as seedlings, get them in the

00:32:54.750 --> 00:32:58.450
greenhouse, take care of them. And if you have

00:32:58.450 --> 00:33:01.529
an outdoor garden, as opposed to a greenhouse,

00:33:01.750 --> 00:33:03.589
because not everybody can afford a greenhouse.

00:33:03.829 --> 00:33:07.569
That's true. So if it is outdoors, just do a

00:33:07.569 --> 00:33:10.509
little bit of research, find out what vegetables

00:33:10.509 --> 00:33:13.970
do best in your area. They literally break down

00:33:13.970 --> 00:33:16.109
areas across the country. If you're mid -Atlantic

00:33:16.109 --> 00:33:18.829
or Midwest or Heartland, like the times of year

00:33:18.829 --> 00:33:21.250
you plant certain things and which vegetables

00:33:21.250 --> 00:33:24.769
do better in certain climates, and just pay attention

00:33:24.769 --> 00:33:28.980
to that. and kind of dive into that. So like

00:33:28.980 --> 00:33:31.480
if cucumbers do well, get yourself some Cukes,

00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:34.200
man. Right. And just let those things go crazy

00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:37.220
or celery or rutabaga, tomatoes, whatever you

00:33:37.220 --> 00:33:42.180
like. It really is all about quality care, just

00:33:42.180 --> 00:33:46.259
the quality care for. For those vegetables making

00:33:46.259 --> 00:33:48.960
sure that they're watered and soils aerated and

00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:51.500
all that kind of good stuff And like that's all

00:33:51.500 --> 00:33:54.299
super important, but and the storage of the food

00:33:54.299 --> 00:33:56.740
after it's done, right? Yeah, so whether or not

00:33:56.740 --> 00:33:59.599
you're cooling it like in a root cellar Fermentation

00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:03.359
is a good way to preserve food over winter if

00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:06.579
you so choose Yeah, if you have that cool basement

00:34:06.579 --> 00:34:09.639
closet or if you have a root cellar something

00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:12.019
like that getting in a jarring There's quite

00:34:12.019 --> 00:34:16.019
a few things, tomatoes and various fruits and

00:34:16.019 --> 00:34:20.179
things like that that you can jar. You can take

00:34:20.179 --> 00:34:22.039
your blueberries and your strawberries, turn

00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:24.099
them into preserves and stuff like that. Turn

00:34:24.099 --> 00:34:28.800
them into wine. You know, because even if you're

00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:30.679
off -grid, who's to say you still can't get your

00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:33.099
buzz on once in a while? Exactly. I've got some

00:34:33.099 --> 00:34:38.780
ideas today. That's awesome. Feed your garden

00:34:38.780 --> 00:34:41.699
soil. So to get rid of grass and weeds spread

00:34:41.699 --> 00:34:44.500
a thick layer of manure After a year, you'll

00:34:44.500 --> 00:34:47.199
have excellent garden soil that can be planted

00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:51.500
without digging. Yeah, and of course Compost.

00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:54.119
Yep all food and paper waste. You can just compost

00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:58.380
it'll turn itself back into a nice rich Soil

00:34:58.380 --> 00:35:01.199
additives. Yeah, I gotta I gotta be honest when

00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:04.039
when your mother started that granted she had

00:35:04.039 --> 00:35:06.989
a god I think she started with maybe like a Ten

00:35:06.989 --> 00:35:10.449
by ten little area that she boxed off with some

00:35:10.449 --> 00:35:13.690
recycled wood and whatnot. It would just dump

00:35:13.690 --> 00:35:16.889
Waste in there not waste not like burp, you know,

00:35:17.210 --> 00:35:19.190
not out of your ass We're talking food waste

00:35:19.190 --> 00:35:21.849
and all that kind of stuff and would layer it

00:35:21.849 --> 00:35:24.170
and then layer it and then put paper Cardboard

00:35:24.170 --> 00:35:26.889
and layer it. Yeah, I didn't know what she was

00:35:26.889 --> 00:35:28.530
doing. I'm like, why are we collecting garbage?

00:35:28.909 --> 00:35:31.610
I don't I don't I don't know I assume she knew

00:35:31.610 --> 00:35:34.929
better so I was like whatever and sure enough

00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:38.340
later on that bottom layer because that's you

00:35:38.340 --> 00:35:40.599
harvest that from the bottom layer work your

00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:45.719
way up was all this rich black compost compost

00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:48.460
yeah that you could put right in your garden

00:35:48.460 --> 00:35:52.500
and it's pretty amazing plants love it yeah yeah

00:35:52.500 --> 00:35:55.840
they they really do so um yeah you can definitely

00:35:55.840 --> 00:35:59.300
do that as well uh make natural bug spray so

00:35:59.300 --> 00:36:02.099
insects are a problem there's no question when

00:36:02.099 --> 00:36:05.510
you're trying to you know you're trying to have

00:36:05.510 --> 00:36:07.849
uh you're trying to have vegetables you're trying

00:36:07.849 --> 00:36:11.050
to have spices things that you're growing naturally

00:36:11.050 --> 00:36:14.329
and there's just aphids and all these other things

00:36:14.329 --> 00:36:15.789
that are just like oh yay thanks for the food

00:36:15.789 --> 00:36:19.510
no i'm not feeding you go away or for your own

00:36:19.510 --> 00:36:23.190
like comfort mosquitoes suck mosquitoes are the

00:36:23.190 --> 00:36:26.800
worst they're absolutely the worst uh and The

00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:30.280
thing is, could you go to an ace or a Home Depot

00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:33.920
and pick up some sort of bug something or other

00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:36.480
and I can't say eradicate them because you won't

00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:38.380
eradicate all of them, but take those numbers

00:36:38.380 --> 00:36:40.539
way down. You can absolutely do that, but here's

00:36:40.539 --> 00:36:42.920
the problem with that. If you're applying that

00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:45.699
stuff, even if it says it's quote unquote safe,

00:36:46.179 --> 00:36:48.840
how safe is it if it's killing animals? Right.

00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:52.559
I certainly would not feel comfortable putting

00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:57.480
chemicals on. my garden. No, no, I'm just gonna

00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:58.900
spray this right on my lettuce and my cabbage.

00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:01.579
What? Yeah. You know, that's kind of a difficult

00:37:01.579 --> 00:37:02.940
thing because then it's like, well, I'm gonna

00:37:02.940 --> 00:37:04.619
wash it. Well, of course you're gonna wash it.

00:37:04.940 --> 00:37:07.380
But it leaches in. It leaches into the soil.

00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:11.699
It leaches in to your produce. To the produce.

00:37:12.139 --> 00:37:15.679
So yeah, that's a real problem. So you can use

00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:19.860
distilled water, vodka, or rubbing alcohol. I

00:37:19.860 --> 00:37:23.039
wouldn't waste vodka on that. necessarily. There's

00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:24.800
better things you can do with vodka. There's

00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:26.860
great things you can do with vodka, but I'm just

00:37:26.860 --> 00:37:29.920
kind of like shot for you, shot for me, shot

00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:32.480
for you, two shots for me. I mean that shot for

00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:35.519
the plants. That could make gardening a lot of

00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:39.820
fun. Rubbing alcohol, a few drops of essential

00:37:39.820 --> 00:37:41.980
oils like peppermint, lavender, citrus, and you

00:37:41.980 --> 00:37:44.500
can create kind of your own chemical free bug

00:37:44.500 --> 00:37:49.320
spray. There's also certain plants, flowers,

00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:52.960
things like that, that some wildlife cannot stand.

00:37:53.539 --> 00:37:56.059
A lot of plants in the mint family. Lemon balm.

00:37:56.260 --> 00:37:58.599
They don't like it. So plant it all over your

00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:00.440
garden. Just let it grow all over your garden.

00:38:00.940 --> 00:38:03.619
Marigolds. I hear like deer and rabbits and things

00:38:03.619 --> 00:38:05.079
like that. I hate marigolds. I don't know if

00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:07.199
it's, it must be the smell. Because they do not

00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:10.340
smell particularly good. Yeah. But they're pretty.

00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:12.699
So it's kind of like, okay, cool, I have this

00:38:12.699 --> 00:38:14.579
garden, all these vegetables, and then there's

00:38:14.579 --> 00:38:16.619
a little pretty flowers kind of just throughout.

00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:20.079
So that when these animals come and try to eat

00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:23.820
your stuff, they'd be like, maybe not tonight.

00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:26.460
Stinks like fuck around here. Exactly. They're

00:38:26.460 --> 00:38:29.820
just not going to do it. You also have to protect

00:38:29.820 --> 00:38:34.900
your skin, right? So I got this little bit of

00:38:34.900 --> 00:38:36.809
information. This was interesting. They're saying

00:38:36.809 --> 00:38:39.809
to melt beeswax, coconut, or olive oil in equal

00:38:39.809 --> 00:38:42.750
ratios, a few drops of essential oils, pour in

00:38:42.750 --> 00:38:46.030
a little jars or tins for a secure and calming

00:38:46.030 --> 00:38:49.150
ointment for your lips and your skin. Oh, I could

00:38:49.150 --> 00:38:51.929
buy that. Right. So you're talking about protection

00:38:51.929 --> 00:38:54.849
from the sun, but you're also talking about moisturizing.

00:38:55.210 --> 00:38:58.269
Because if you are off -grid, you're probably

00:38:58.269 --> 00:39:00.969
outdoors a considerable amount. If you're outdoors,

00:39:01.590 --> 00:39:03.480
that wind in that sun's going to... kill your

00:39:03.480 --> 00:39:06.579
skin. Right. So you gotta be careful with that.

00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.719
Purchase energy saving appliances. So if you

00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:13.619
have to have traditional appliances or you want

00:39:13.619 --> 00:39:17.480
them, just look for the energy efficient models.

00:39:17.900 --> 00:39:19.760
The stickers are right on them if you go in the

00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:22.900
store. That will help you save money and lower

00:39:22.900 --> 00:39:25.739
your carbon footprint. So if you do want any,

00:39:26.980 --> 00:39:29.500
look for those stickers. Yeah. That's important

00:39:29.500 --> 00:39:32.739
stuff. Now, this I never got into because I just

00:39:32.739 --> 00:39:35.139
didn't like the idea of it, although I get it,

00:39:35.340 --> 00:39:38.440
are composting toilets. So, composting toilets,

00:39:38.539 --> 00:39:41.480
they say, is an excellent method to lessen your

00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:45.119
reliance on city sewage systems and produce priceless

00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:48.639
fertilizer for your gardens. I don't know if

00:39:48.639 --> 00:39:50.880
I would put human waste on my toilet. No, see,

00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:54.340
I wouldn't do that either. Comminor, no problem

00:39:54.340 --> 00:39:58.769
with that. Or horse. Cow or horse is fine. But

00:39:58.769 --> 00:40:02.090
like, look, if you want to do that, kind of just

00:40:02.090 --> 00:40:03.849
do it like they did in the old west when they

00:40:03.849 --> 00:40:05.690
had an outhouse, right? You just had something

00:40:05.690 --> 00:40:07.690
that you sat on and you had like a 10 foot pit

00:40:07.690 --> 00:40:09.769
below you and you just crapped in the pit. Yeah.

00:40:10.289 --> 00:40:13.329
You know, and over time that crap just solidifies

00:40:13.329 --> 00:40:15.570
and becomes part of the earth down there. Right.

00:40:15.769 --> 00:40:17.869
And that to me, like you're going to do something

00:40:17.869 --> 00:40:21.059
like that, like that. would make more sense to

00:40:21.059 --> 00:40:24.760
me. Yeah. Yeah, I totally agree. You can just

00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:28.840
go outside and piss on a tree, too. Like... Right.

00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:30.960
That's... Especially if you're out in a cabin

00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:34.400
in the middle of nowhere or you got your little

00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:37.079
camper van thing. Find a tree. Find something.

00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:39.519
Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's easier said for dudes,

00:40:39.619 --> 00:40:42.199
but... I'm sure the ladies can, you'll find a

00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:43.639
way to make it work. Maybe a squat, but they

00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:45.699
can make it work. They can definitely make it

00:40:45.699 --> 00:40:48.360
work. The only other thing really on this list

00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:51.320
is like purchase used goods. So purchase used

00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:54.900
goods rather than new ones, which will help you

00:40:54.900 --> 00:40:57.519
save money and prevent unwanted trash from ending

00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:02.070
in Lake. Lake fills, land fills. Well, they are

00:41:02.070 --> 00:41:04.570
filling in the lakes, too. I mean, bodies of

00:41:04.570 --> 00:41:07.849
water. But that's also a good thing, too. We

00:41:07.849 --> 00:41:10.570
used to go to Goodwill all the time and things

00:41:10.570 --> 00:41:12.889
like that. Rummage sales. Rummage sales, all

00:41:12.889 --> 00:41:18.510
of that, to avoid contributing our dollars to

00:41:18.510 --> 00:41:22.230
all of these factories in Bangladesh and Vietnam

00:41:22.230 --> 00:41:24.750
and other places. And hey, for granted, those

00:41:24.750 --> 00:41:26.309
14 -year -olds are just trying to make a living.

00:41:27.449 --> 00:41:32.329
You know, all that being said, it's kind of the

00:41:32.329 --> 00:41:34.630
same thing with building new homes. It drives

00:41:34.630 --> 00:41:37.130
me crazy when I see, oh, yeah, we're building

00:41:37.130 --> 00:41:40.570
100 brand new homes. I'm like, there's 100 used

00:41:40.570 --> 00:41:44.449
homes in town. Why can't people just go buy those?

00:41:44.510 --> 00:41:47.909
Yeah. There's more empty houses in this country

00:41:47.909 --> 00:41:50.469
than there are homeless people. Right. It just

00:41:50.469 --> 00:41:54.619
so happens they're all owned by massive corporations.

00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:57.199
Yes, they are. Trying to make sure that you will

00:41:57.199 --> 00:42:00.280
rent forever and never own anything. Yep. God

00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:03.500
bless America. Isn't it great? Yeah. Isn't it

00:42:03.500 --> 00:42:06.440
amazing? So, your off -grade dream life, it's

00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:09.480
just a few easy decisions away. F those bills,

00:42:09.699 --> 00:42:13.599
F that rent, live simply, and live happy. God

00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:16.199
damn right. I mean, that's the goal. It should

00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:19.320
be the goal. Yeah. And yeah, there's just there's

00:42:19.320 --> 00:42:21.760
no reason. You know, you just sit there and your

00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:23.920
job frustrates you and life frustrates you and

00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:25.760
bills frustrate you. It's like, why am I doing

00:42:25.760 --> 00:42:28.940
all this? There's just no point. Yeah. And what

00:42:28.940 --> 00:42:32.599
a what a utopian idea to just being able to live.

00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:35.760
Yeah. Fuck around in a garden for a little while.

00:42:35.900 --> 00:42:40.320
Yeah. What a fun idea. Yeah. Live, live close

00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:42.860
enough to some town where you can get things

00:42:42.860 --> 00:42:45.460
when you need them. You know, maybe a town that

00:42:45.460 --> 00:42:47.929
has a library. So you can go get yourself some

00:42:47.929 --> 00:42:49.889
books and magazines and things you can read.

00:42:49.889 --> 00:42:55.849
Borrow a DVD. Exactly. You can make it. You can

00:42:55.849 --> 00:42:59.110
do it if that's what you want to do. And it's

00:42:59.110 --> 00:43:02.150
appealing, man. It is. It's very appealing. Very

00:43:02.150 --> 00:43:06.070
much so. So, just some food for thought. If you

00:43:06.070 --> 00:43:08.550
guys, maybe some of you out there actually do

00:43:08.550 --> 00:43:11.630
this. If you do, hit us up in the DMs and let

00:43:11.630 --> 00:43:13.650
us know. Be like, hey, I'm an off -gridder. This

00:43:13.650 --> 00:43:16.070
is what I would love to do, like a follow -up

00:43:16.070 --> 00:43:18.489
down the road. Additional tips and tricks from

00:43:18.489 --> 00:43:21.150
the audience. Yeah, let us know how your experience

00:43:21.150 --> 00:43:23.369
is going. Anyway, we're going to take a quick

00:43:23.369 --> 00:43:39.690
break. We'll be right back with Carpe Diem. All

00:43:39.690 --> 00:43:41.889
right, we're back everybody. Time for a little

00:43:41.889 --> 00:43:44.849
Carpe Diem. You people send your DMs. We read

00:43:44.849 --> 00:43:48.409
them on the show. What show? The Mark Mo Show,

00:43:48.449 --> 00:43:51.510
of course. I'm Mark Maloney. That's Aiden. And

00:43:51.510 --> 00:43:53.809
we're about to answer your DMs. Sometimes they

00:43:53.809 --> 00:43:56.449
are in the form of a question. And this is true.

00:43:56.849 --> 00:44:02.010
We will. We can. We're able to. Might. We might.

00:44:02.409 --> 00:44:04.809
We're capable. We're capable of doing it. But

00:44:04.809 --> 00:44:06.590
it's going to take a little juice. It's going

00:44:06.590 --> 00:44:09.079
to take a little something something. Little

00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:11.780
sauce. Little sauce. You know, if you happen

00:44:11.780 --> 00:44:13.059
to open your wallet, and there's something green

00:44:13.059 --> 00:44:14.519
in there, and you pull it out, and it ends up

00:44:14.519 --> 00:44:17.159
in my hand. That's pretty nice. Hey, we're listening.

00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:19.239
We are definitely listening. Now you want an

00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:22.659
answer. Oh, man. Might take a couple, two, three

00:44:22.659 --> 00:44:24.800
of those things. Right. That's all I'm gonna

00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:28.199
say. Yeah. Maybe he's got Benjamin Franklin on

00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:31.019
it. Benji. Couple Benjis will do it. Ulysses

00:44:31.019 --> 00:44:33.380
S. Grant, I think, is on one of them. That's

00:44:33.380 --> 00:44:34.880
pretty important. I think that's good. That's

00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:37.690
a good one. Yeah, that is a good one. So just

00:44:37.690 --> 00:44:39.789
just some food for thought just throwing that

00:44:39.789 --> 00:44:42.869
out there an idea an idea really because anything

00:44:42.869 --> 00:44:47.349
that seed Exactly, we plant that seed often.

00:44:47.369 --> 00:44:50.789
Let it grow. Let it grow baby. Let it grow anyway

00:44:50.789 --> 00:44:55.409
Here's my DMs for the week At real Ken and James.

00:44:55.429 --> 00:44:58.210
I love a hike with a view. What is your favorite

00:44:58.210 --> 00:45:01.289
hike with a view? Great question. I think around

00:45:01.289 --> 00:45:06.500
here I think it's called imagination Glenn in

00:45:06.500 --> 00:45:09.460
Portage, Indiana, or Porter, one of those two.

00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:12.980
But that one's pretty neat, just very foresty

00:45:12.980 --> 00:45:16.420
around there. But I think my favorite, one of

00:45:16.420 --> 00:45:19.639
my favorite hikes was when we as a family went

00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:24.400
to Colorado and there's this spot called Bear

00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:27.820
Lake, which we actually have a drop in on our

00:45:27.820 --> 00:45:31.900
very own GeoGuessr map. Bear Lake was absolutely

00:45:31.900 --> 00:45:35.079
gorgeous. Up in the mountains, massive lake.

00:45:35.389 --> 00:45:39.670
cool trails. That's got to be up there for sure.

00:45:40.170 --> 00:45:42.409
Yeah, that's definitely up there, no question.

00:45:42.949 --> 00:45:45.789
Yeah, I would put Bear Lake up there. But man,

00:45:45.929 --> 00:45:47.750
don't trust those old people. Don't trust those

00:45:47.750 --> 00:45:50.449
old people that have been living out there forever

00:45:50.449 --> 00:45:54.389
and they've got their little leader hose in their

00:45:54.389 --> 00:45:57.289
chilele and they think they're the shit and they've

00:45:57.289 --> 00:45:59.090
lived there so they're used to the thin air.

00:45:59.429 --> 00:46:01.250
And we're not used to the thin air. I couldn't

00:46:01.250 --> 00:46:04.530
get out of the freaking parking lot, man. I was

00:46:04.530 --> 00:46:08.000
just... pulling as much air as I could. He must

00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:12.659
be a low lander. Low lander. I can't breathe

00:46:12.659 --> 00:46:14.360
right now, but you're about to get that chilele

00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:16.559
up your hoo -ha, buddy. You just better shut

00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:20.519
your trap. But yeah, Bear Lake is great. Good

00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:24.539
hikes in Colorado for sure. There was a place

00:46:24.539 --> 00:46:29.579
we went in, was it technically? Idaho or was

00:46:29.579 --> 00:46:32.420
it in Washington the place with the sunflowers

00:46:32.420 --> 00:46:34.480
where we went on that hike Oh, yeah, was that

00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:37.000
one of the Arboretums? Mm -hmm. Yeah. Yeah, that

00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:39.000
was a nice hike I think that might have been

00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:41.739
Idaho maybe Idaho University over the border

00:46:41.739 --> 00:46:44.099
right in that area. Maybe that might be right

00:46:44.099 --> 00:46:47.159
Yeah, that was a that was a good hike Arboretums

00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:49.579
have gorgeous hikes. Yeah now we didn't go on

00:46:49.579 --> 00:46:53.039
many hikes around like Coeur d 'Alene in Idaho

00:46:53.610 --> 00:46:56.789
But what a beautiful fricking place, man. It's

00:46:56.789 --> 00:47:00.170
just unreal. So definitely some good hiking.

00:47:00.730 --> 00:47:02.690
And then just being where we're at in Northwest

00:47:02.690 --> 00:47:06.670
Indiana, you have the lake shore, you have the

00:47:06.670 --> 00:47:09.150
Indiana Dunes. This is true. There are so many

00:47:09.150 --> 00:47:12.650
trails there. Good for bird watching or if you're

00:47:12.650 --> 00:47:16.929
into native wildlife and plants and stuff like

00:47:16.929 --> 00:47:19.469
that, that's all there for you. Yeah, damn right.

00:47:19.630 --> 00:47:22.929
Beautiful in the fall time. Oh. Unbelievably

00:47:22.929 --> 00:47:27.269
beautiful. Yeah, no doubt So at Ben glad to meet

00:47:27.269 --> 00:47:33.769
you Mo show would you do five years in a maximum?

00:47:34.510 --> 00:47:37.610
Security prison if there were 20 million dollars

00:47:37.610 --> 00:47:41.909
waiting for you at the end. Oh god Five years

00:47:41.909 --> 00:47:46.710
of your life. Oh and Maximum security what the

00:47:46.710 --> 00:47:49.309
hell's gonna happen to me in there murderers

00:47:49.309 --> 00:47:53.670
rapists right all that stuff Ah, because what?

00:47:53.670 --> 00:47:56.150
I'd be in my early 30s by the time I'm out. Crazy

00:47:56.150 --> 00:47:59.929
violent gang bangers. Dude, I don't think so.

00:48:00.289 --> 00:48:02.530
I don't even know if there is a price I would

00:48:02.530 --> 00:48:05.590
take. Because honestly, think about it. Honestly,

00:48:05.849 --> 00:48:08.989
to survive, you're probably going to have to

00:48:08.989 --> 00:48:11.889
join a group. Right. Or a gang. Right. And if

00:48:11.889 --> 00:48:14.309
it happens to be with the other whiteys, we know

00:48:14.309 --> 00:48:16.789
what that means. Right. And so now you're going

00:48:16.789 --> 00:48:18.210
to be tatted up. You're going to have all this

00:48:18.210 --> 00:48:21.289
crazy shit on you, even if you're faking it to

00:48:21.289 --> 00:48:24.090
make it. you're gonna come out and you're labeled,

00:48:24.389 --> 00:48:26.949
dude. Right. Yeah, that's a problem. That's a

00:48:26.949 --> 00:48:29.949
huge problem. That's a problem. I think that's

00:48:29.949 --> 00:48:33.429
a no from me. I think, first of all, I'm losing

00:48:33.429 --> 00:48:36.250
five years of my life. Not a fan of that idea.

00:48:38.650 --> 00:48:42.210
Did this, nah, no. No, I just don't think...

00:48:42.210 --> 00:48:43.829
I don't think you could hide for five years.

00:48:43.909 --> 00:48:46.730
I just don't think it's possible. No. No, I don't

00:48:46.730 --> 00:48:50.130
think so. I think it's half the fact that...

00:48:49.980 --> 00:48:53.960
But my time is so much more valuable than a price

00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:56.840
tag like that Yeah, and then also you're spending

00:48:56.840 --> 00:48:59.059
five years in prison right maximum security.

00:48:59.079 --> 00:49:03.340
No, thank you I'll pass Ben Does not sound great

00:49:03.340 --> 00:49:05.719
does not sound great. Thanks for the offer though

00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:09.179
at sweet tooth Timmy I love sweets guys. I eat

00:49:09.179 --> 00:49:13.079
sweets. I eat sweets at every meal. Oh, man I

00:49:13.079 --> 00:49:15.539
love fresh baked cookies and chocolate cake.

00:49:15.539 --> 00:49:18.219
How about you guys? To be fair, fresh baked,

00:49:18.659 --> 00:49:21.400
like soft chocolate chip cookies, fresh out the

00:49:21.400 --> 00:49:23.559
oven, dude, get real. Next level. That's some

00:49:23.559 --> 00:49:25.619
excellent stuff. I think it was a week or two

00:49:25.619 --> 00:49:28.000
ago we actually talked about the fact that neither

00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:32.440
of us really eat a lot of candies or get infections.

00:49:32.900 --> 00:49:35.739
Not a lot. But yeah, fresh baked cookies are

00:49:35.739 --> 00:49:38.800
excellent. I'm trying to think what else. Every

00:49:38.800 --> 00:49:41.179
now and then, especially if I haven't had sweets

00:49:41.179 --> 00:49:43.179
in a while, my body's like, hey, I need some

00:49:43.179 --> 00:49:46.480
sugar. I will go into a gas station, especially,

00:49:46.500 --> 00:49:48.260
you know, I'm there to get gas, something to

00:49:48.260 --> 00:49:51.340
drink, whatever. If they have the Reese's peanut

00:49:51.340 --> 00:49:54.739
butter cups in the refrigerator. Oh, yeah. I

00:49:54.739 --> 00:49:57.380
do like those. Those are those really good. And

00:49:57.380 --> 00:49:59.840
the Reese's sticks are good, too. That's true.

00:49:59.940 --> 00:50:02.719
Yeah, those those are similar to another thing

00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:05.960
I like. They're like nutter butter bars or nutty

00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:08.920
bars. Yes. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking

00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:11.539
about. Those are really good. It's like wafers

00:50:11.539 --> 00:50:14.610
and peanut butter layered. And then the whole

00:50:14.610 --> 00:50:17.289
thing's dipped in chocolate. Those are awesome.

00:50:17.530 --> 00:50:20.150
I actually had to stop buying those. That's like

00:50:20.150 --> 00:50:22.489
one of my vices. I stopped buying them because

00:50:22.489 --> 00:50:25.309
I would get the box and then I would have like

00:50:25.309 --> 00:50:28.090
five or six of them. And I'd be like, dude, I

00:50:28.090 --> 00:50:31.809
could keep going. So easy to house those. Oh,

00:50:32.110 --> 00:50:35.010
my God. Those are so good. I agree. That's that's

00:50:35.010 --> 00:50:37.349
a problem. But we apparently, Sweet Tooth, we

00:50:37.349 --> 00:50:40.170
don't have the same problem you do. But when

00:50:40.170 --> 00:50:42.809
we when we are in the mood. Right. Yeah, not

00:50:42.809 --> 00:50:46.809
quite to the extent of old Timmy over here, but...

00:50:46.809 --> 00:50:48.829
I don't eat brownies very much, but when people

00:50:48.829 --> 00:50:52.409
make them fresh... Oh, yeah, like the dense fudgy

00:50:52.409 --> 00:50:55.309
ones. Dude. Out of the oven when they're soft

00:50:55.309 --> 00:50:57.969
and really warm. Scoop of vanilla bean on top.

00:50:58.050 --> 00:51:00.849
Here's what I don't do, though. I will let other

00:51:00.849 --> 00:51:03.469
people take the first couple pieces because I

00:51:03.469 --> 00:51:06.130
don't care for the edge pieces. I like the middle.

00:51:06.250 --> 00:51:08.070
Yeah, I get that too. Because those are just

00:51:08.070 --> 00:51:12.769
the gooiest ones. Yeah. For sure. Last one here

00:51:12.769 --> 00:51:16.789
from stoner stanley 420 momo and alan all days

00:51:16.789 --> 00:51:24.409
How about it guys Did you answer me? Tick tocky

00:51:24.409 --> 00:51:30.710
is ticking Jesus man. Is that a threat? Uh, yeah,

00:51:31.070 --> 00:51:33.449
what are we supposed to answer him on I don't

00:51:33.449 --> 00:51:36.059
remember. No, I don't remember either Oh, jeez,

00:51:36.099 --> 00:51:38.199
I'm trying to think. Was it about a question

00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:40.380
about the bath or something? He had a question

00:51:40.380 --> 00:51:42.400
about his bath? He took a bath with a fish. With

00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:44.219
the fish. He asked about what the fish was doing

00:51:44.219 --> 00:51:46.059
in his bathtub, but he takes his bath in the

00:51:46.059 --> 00:51:49.699
river. We assume. We think. Yeah. Which would

00:51:49.699 --> 00:51:52.239
explain the fish. I'm trying to think. I don't

00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:54.320
know. I think we've answered every question he's

00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:56.579
had for us. I think we tried. Or at least advise

00:51:56.579 --> 00:52:00.480
him. Yeah. So if it's about the last one, there's

00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:03.219
a fish in your bathtub because your bathtub is...

00:52:03.239 --> 00:52:07.760
Seemingly a river a river lake. Yeah. Yeah, hopefully

00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:10.300
that answer satisfies you I know the clock is

00:52:10.300 --> 00:52:14.420
ticky talking or whatever. Yeah tick tocky Tick

00:52:14.420 --> 00:52:18.579
tocky is ticking Well, thank you stoner. What

00:52:18.579 --> 00:52:21.500
do you got Aidan? I got a DM here from bingo

00:52:21.500 --> 00:52:25.340
balls free if the world were to exist without

00:52:25.340 --> 00:52:28.719
clothing How fundamentally do you think it would

00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:32.179
change? Well, that's a first and foremost. That's

00:52:32.179 --> 00:52:35.579
a whole industry dead. Yeah, like textile clothing

00:52:35.579 --> 00:52:38.639
industry So yeah, you'd probably have millions

00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:41.539
of people out of work and then everyone would

00:52:41.539 --> 00:52:45.400
just not have clothes, right? I mean, I guess

00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:49.199
We would it depends though. Would we all like

00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:51.619
what our brains change with it? Like we're used

00:52:51.619 --> 00:52:54.380
to it or would we all just be like man? This

00:52:54.380 --> 00:52:57.320
is gonna be an awkward couple years before everyone's

00:52:57.320 --> 00:53:00.719
like on the level Right. Everybody's just kind

00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:03.480
of used to it. Yeah. Dude, can you imagine how

00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:06.059
freeing that would be for people in nudist colonies?

00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:09.019
Just be like, oh man, thank God everyone's on

00:53:09.019 --> 00:53:12.099
our side now. Is on our side, yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:15.119
I don't, I don't. Kind of hard to picture a world

00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:17.619
like that. I know. Like there are parts of the

00:53:17.619 --> 00:53:21.480
world where like women have more freedom not

00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:23.940
wearing tops. Yeah. Kind of like dudes don't

00:53:23.940 --> 00:53:26.940
have to wear tops. But America is just, I guess,

00:53:26.980 --> 00:53:30.250
too conservative for something. crazy like that

00:53:30.250 --> 00:53:34.349
correct yeah but yeah no clothes allowed it's

00:53:34.349 --> 00:53:37.989
an odd flex yeah i'm not not down with that yeah

00:53:37.989 --> 00:53:40.789
does it mean no shoes too i wouldn't i wouldn't

00:53:40.789 --> 00:53:42.829
work at my job unless i had steel toes on oh

00:53:42.829 --> 00:53:46.150
no way uh -uh well dude you go into coolers you're

00:53:46.150 --> 00:53:48.829
gonna go into cooler with uh with big jim and

00:53:48.829 --> 00:53:52.030
the twins hanging out no way it's no yeah and

00:53:52.030 --> 00:53:54.789
also like stepping on all this rusty shit right

00:53:54.789 --> 00:53:58.519
dude stepping on rusty shit Do you imagine dropping

00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:00.760
one of those heavy cases of beers or something

00:54:00.760 --> 00:54:02.780
on your dick? Or a keg? Oh my god. Forget it,

00:54:02.900 --> 00:54:04.960
dude. Forget it. It's not worth it. Uh -uh. Not

00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:07.420
worth it. Yeah, what a terrible world that sounds

00:54:07.420 --> 00:54:09.800
like. Nah, I'm gonna take a hard pass. I'd pass

00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:13.360
also. Yeah. A nextium here I got from CreepyGru

00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:17.139
checking in again. What do you miss about old

00:54:17.139 --> 00:54:22.900
technology? What do... I feel it was less invasive.

00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:27.019
Definitely. Definitely less invasive. I like...

00:54:27.150 --> 00:54:32.510
Like technology to work for me. Yeah for me to

00:54:32.510 --> 00:54:36.510
work for it 100 % I I also like the fact that

00:54:36.510 --> 00:54:40.630
it just fucking worked Like there's so much just

00:54:40.630 --> 00:54:45.090
slop e -waste electronics that are made That

00:54:45.090 --> 00:54:49.070
I just I Don't want to be the guy that's like

00:54:49.070 --> 00:54:52.010
old back in the day But I swear to God back in

00:54:52.010 --> 00:54:54.750
the day. You could just buy something whether

00:54:54.750 --> 00:54:58.559
it's an appliance or some kind of electronic.

00:54:58.619 --> 00:55:03.039
You could buy an N64 and it would just work.

00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:07.000
The amount of issues there were with Xbox 360s

00:55:07.000 --> 00:55:10.699
when they dropped. PS5s even more recently are

00:55:10.699 --> 00:55:13.420
having all these problems and being recalled

00:55:13.420 --> 00:55:17.099
and repaired. The Nintendo Switch, like even

00:55:17.099 --> 00:55:20.679
computer components are only half reliable. Just,

00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:22.840
I miss that shit just like you could plug it

00:55:22.840 --> 00:55:24.719
in and it would do the thing. It was built for

00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:28.599
it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, you still like

00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:33.239
that. Yeah. Not anymore. Those days are behind

00:55:33.239 --> 00:55:36.900
us. Think of the shareholders. Yeah, we're on

00:55:36.900 --> 00:55:40.340
a big brother and I robot now. Yeah, that's the

00:55:40.340 --> 00:55:43.760
scary part, honestly. The final DM I got today

00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:49.739
from Funky Fresh Flem. Flem. My man. Alliteration.

00:55:49.820 --> 00:55:51.940
Even though it's not spelled like that. Yeah.

00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:55.719
What are some recent slang terms that you actually

00:55:55.719 --> 00:56:02.619
really like? Well, you do like to use the word

00:56:02.619 --> 00:56:05.599
Riz a lot. I do. I feel like that's entered your

00:56:05.599 --> 00:56:08.619
vocabulary pretty heartily. It's more regular,

00:56:08.800 --> 00:56:12.239
for sure. I don't use bet a lot. I feel like

00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:15.800
I used it a little bit and then it just kind

00:56:15.800 --> 00:56:20.059
of passed. Slay I don't use slay a lot, but a

00:56:20.059 --> 00:56:23.800
lot of my friends use that so I kind of like

00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:27.039
I'm receptive to it even if I don't use it sure

00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:32.820
more often That's kind of interesting That's

00:56:32.820 --> 00:56:35.500
God, I think that's about it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm

00:56:35.500 --> 00:56:37.639
trying to think like then again. I'm kind of

00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:43.320
in Gen Z right so a lot of these Terms that whether

00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:46.260
or not Gen Z created them or stole them is a

00:56:46.260 --> 00:56:49.320
different conversation. Right. But I feel like

00:56:49.320 --> 00:56:52.260
half of them are just in my vocabulary because

00:56:52.260 --> 00:56:55.239
I've grown up around it. But I'm trying to think

00:56:55.239 --> 00:56:58.880
like I feel like I talk like a like a regular

00:56:58.880 --> 00:57:03.480
person. Like I'm not using like lit fam squad

00:57:03.480 --> 00:57:07.000
in every sentence. You don't have to. There's

00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:10.960
no there's no reason. And a lot of times when

00:57:10.960 --> 00:57:15.820
slang happens It's just a shortened form of another

00:57:15.820 --> 00:57:17.980
word. Because it's like, oh, we're going to shorten

00:57:17.980 --> 00:57:19.820
that up and just turn it to slang. But people

00:57:19.820 --> 00:57:22.420
are going to know what that means. Slang itself

00:57:22.420 --> 00:57:25.639
is a slang word. Is a slang word. So, like, I

00:57:25.639 --> 00:57:29.019
get it. But when, like in some of the Gen Z -er

00:57:29.019 --> 00:57:30.920
stuff, when it's just as long or longer than

00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:33.280
its original meaning, it's like, well, why even?

00:57:33.579 --> 00:57:36.880
Right. Why even do that? Right. I don't. I have

00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:40.360
noticed a couple. Where whether or not it's on

00:57:40.360 --> 00:57:43.760
my YouTube channel or in real life. Yeah referring

00:57:43.760 --> 00:57:47.559
to a group of people as gamers or referring to

00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:51.519
people as chat I'm definitely definitely done

00:57:51.519 --> 00:57:56.880
more and more recently So I'll accept that that's

00:57:56.880 --> 00:58:01.760
yeah in my vernacular pretty commonly. Oh for

00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:06.840
sure I don't know like Do you use this one? I've

00:58:06.840 --> 00:58:08.380
used it a couple of times, but not very. Hold

00:58:08.380 --> 00:58:12.000
up. Hold up. Oh yeah. Like I feel like that.

00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:17.239
And then there's, this is kind of yeet. Oh yeet.

00:58:18.239 --> 00:58:21.320
Yeah. I've used that one, but that's usually

00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:25.179
when I'm just like I'm purposefully being stupid.

00:58:25.260 --> 00:58:28.420
Yeah. Yeah. I don't mean anything by it or like

00:58:28.420 --> 00:58:30.420
I'm trying to be cool. It's just like, I'm just

00:58:30.420 --> 00:58:33.300
feeling dumb. Yeah. And I just kind of throw

00:58:33.300 --> 00:58:37.599
that out there, but like. Skibbity like oh god.

00:58:37.679 --> 00:58:39.900
We and I know that's not necessarily attributed

00:58:39.900 --> 00:58:43.260
to your people Thank God for that, but like dude

00:58:43.260 --> 00:58:47.920
really really like I fear for the future Well,

00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:51.079
that's not very skibbity, Ohio of you. I I know

00:58:51.079 --> 00:58:55.800
right I know right? Okay, man. Oh God, it's makes

00:58:55.800 --> 00:58:58.460
me feel like a goddamn boomer here in gen alpha

00:58:58.460 --> 00:59:01.300
speak I don't know what you're yapping about

00:59:01.300 --> 00:59:03.760
blood. It's funny. You say that cuz I pulled

00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:07.980
I pulled this chart off of socials the other

00:59:07.980 --> 00:59:12.920
day. And so now is our millennials referred to

00:59:12.920 --> 00:59:16.599
as Gen Y technically? Yeah. Okay. Like there's

00:59:16.599 --> 00:59:18.760
there's like things that they say, like Gen Y

00:59:18.760 --> 00:59:21.940
would say that really sucks. Gen Z's version

00:59:21.940 --> 00:59:27.300
of that is oof. Oof, yeah. Gen X, fuck. Yeah.

00:59:27.760 --> 00:59:31.980
Gen Alpha, skibbity. Boomers, gosh darn it. Gosh

00:59:31.980 --> 00:59:37.579
darn it. For for for Millennials Wow, that's

00:59:37.579 --> 00:59:43.980
shitty Gen Z yikes To be fair, I have both used

00:59:43.980 --> 00:59:48.000
yikes and oof have you this is true interchangeable.

00:59:48.039 --> 00:59:56.139
Yeah Gen X fuck. Yeah gen alpha Riz Which is

00:59:56.139 --> 01:00:00.099
now repurposed apparently and boomers heavens

01:00:00.099 --> 01:00:04.400
to Betsy Wow Jesus. Sounds like something a Gertrude

01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:06.639
would say. Millennials, I can relate to that.

01:00:07.059 --> 01:00:11.579
Gen Z, mood. Yeah, okay. Gen X. Fair assessment.

01:00:12.679 --> 01:00:18.420
Fuck. Gen Alpha, I'm literally crying RN. Shaking

01:00:18.420 --> 01:00:23.019
and crying RN. I have utilized that in my life

01:00:23.019 --> 01:00:26.900
too. Oh yeah. Shaking and crying RN. Boomers,

01:00:27.019 --> 01:00:33.480
I'm not entirely following. Millennials, I can't

01:00:33.480 --> 01:00:36.639
believe something that shitty can happen. Gen

01:00:36.639 --> 01:00:44.340
Z, big oof. Gen X, fuck all caps. Gen Alpha,

01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:50.179
it's Joever. Jover? Is that what it is? I think

01:00:50.179 --> 01:00:55.659
that stemmed from Joe Biden. Oh no. It's Jover.

01:00:56.599 --> 01:00:59.960
Is that what that is? Oh my god. Yep, I believe

01:00:59.960 --> 01:01:05.219
so. Jover. It's so Jover. Boomers, well for Pete's

01:01:05.219 --> 01:01:08.719
sake. Well for Pete's sake, damn it. Yeah, I

01:01:08.719 --> 01:01:10.440
want to know who the original Pete was. What

01:01:10.440 --> 01:01:12.719
does his sake have to do with this? Yeah, I know.

01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:15.360
I don't care about Pete's sake. I barely care

01:01:15.360 --> 01:01:18.559
about my own. Damn. Millennials, that's incredibly

01:01:18.559 --> 01:01:21.199
horrible. I'm really sorry that happened. Gen

01:01:21.199 --> 01:01:28.329
Z, shit man. Shit man. Gen X. Fuck! It's gen

01:01:28.329 --> 01:01:32.190
alpha, grimace shake. I don't know if that's

01:01:32.190 --> 01:01:37.530
true. I cannot say that's true. Wow. Boomer,

01:01:38.130 --> 01:01:41.670
our deepest condolences. Thoughts and prayers.

01:01:42.090 --> 01:01:46.630
That's a grimace shake, man. Millennials, I'm

01:01:46.630 --> 01:01:50.929
sorry for your loss. Gen Z, F. Gen X, fuck man.

01:01:51.570 --> 01:02:00.070
Gen alpha, L. That's great. Um, Boomers, truly

01:02:00.070 --> 01:02:03.389
sorry to hear that. Uh, Monials, I don't think

01:02:03.389 --> 01:02:10.130
so. Gen Z, that ain't it, Chief. Gen X, fuck

01:02:10.130 --> 01:02:15.989
no. Gen Alpha, nah fam. And Boomers, I think

01:02:15.989 --> 01:02:23.320
not, my friend. Quite. I think not. Indeed. Millennials,

01:02:23.420 --> 01:02:27.619
wait a minute. Gen Z, hold up. Gen X, yo, fuck.

01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:32.360
We getting a trend on my gen? I think I see the...

01:02:32.360 --> 01:02:35.260
There is a word we use a lot that we like a lot.

01:02:35.780 --> 01:02:38.940
Gen Alpha, hold up, chat. Chat, is this real?

01:02:40.579 --> 01:02:44.340
I do say shit like that. Do you? Oh yeah. And

01:02:44.340 --> 01:02:47.699
boomers, one moment please. Millennials, let's

01:02:47.699 --> 01:02:51.900
do this. Gen Z, let's get that bread. Gen X fuck

01:02:51.900 --> 01:02:55.260
yeah, I was expecting like let's fucking go fucking

01:02:55.260 --> 01:03:01.159
go that is applicable. Oh God Alpha get to the

01:03:01.159 --> 01:03:06.239
sigma get to the sigma mm -hmm Heard that in

01:03:06.239 --> 01:03:10.599
my life, dude damn mmm. I've heard a sigma though

01:03:10.599 --> 01:03:15.380
Sigma is like a thing what the sigma yeah? Uh,

01:03:15.380 --> 01:03:18.800
and then boomers, let's put our noses to the

01:03:18.800 --> 01:03:21.980
grindstone. Ugh, sounds corporate. Doesn't that

01:03:21.980 --> 01:03:24.699
sound terrible? Oh, we blame them anyway. Yeah.

01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:28.260
Money else, it happens. Gen Z, it'd be like that

01:03:28.260 --> 01:03:33.840
sometimes. Yeah. Gen X, fuck. Uh, Gen Alpha,

01:03:34.519 --> 01:03:41.280
is this phantom tax? What the shit? I don't think

01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:47.440
that's okay. Hide. I don't know and then boomers

01:03:47.440 --> 01:03:53.579
the squeaky wheel gets the grease Finally all

01:03:53.579 --> 01:04:00.079
of the above for Millennials and then Gen Z yeet

01:04:00.079 --> 01:04:07.699
Gen X fuck it alpha brah moment and then boomer

01:04:07.699 --> 01:04:12.809
a real head -scratcher Wow So there you go. Bruh

01:04:12.809 --> 01:04:17.210
moment. Bruh. I like that. Yeah, so there you

01:04:17.210 --> 01:04:21.570
go. Related to the subject. Yeah. That's fun.

01:04:21.590 --> 01:04:25.030
Who brought that up again? That was... Let's

01:04:25.030 --> 01:04:27.550
see here. That was Funky Fresh Flem. Alright,

01:04:27.630 --> 01:04:30.269
Funky Fresh Flem. Way to go. Yeah. Nice job.

01:04:30.289 --> 01:04:33.050
Made us think. Nice job, man. We're now gonna

01:04:33.050 --> 01:04:39.940
move on to Southside Theater. we take famous

01:04:39.940 --> 01:04:43.099
movie scenes and we reenact them as performed

01:04:43.099 --> 01:04:46.519
by Southsiders. Now we're gonna do a very famous

01:04:46.519 --> 01:04:51.159
movie in a great scene. I get a text from Aidan

01:04:51.159 --> 01:04:54.159
because there's a certain word that appears a

01:04:54.159 --> 01:04:57.860
few times in the script and he basically gives

01:04:57.860 --> 01:05:02.400
me one of those no fam. Yeah. Not saying this

01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:04.760
certain word. Chad are we so real right now?

01:05:06.360 --> 01:05:12.360
and so my reply to that was like oh okay yeah

01:05:12.360 --> 01:05:14.739
we don't we don't didn't think we were gonna

01:05:14.739 --> 01:05:17.579
yeah i just saw it in the script i'm like uh

01:05:17.579 --> 01:05:23.840
uh uh uh no way now this particular scene is

01:05:23.840 --> 01:05:26.340
the apartment building courtyard and vincent

01:05:26.340 --> 01:05:29.820
and jules pulp fiction i think i mentioned that

01:05:29.820 --> 01:05:33.590
vincent and jules they're long matching overcoats,

01:05:33.809 --> 01:05:35.909
practically dragging on the ground, walking through

01:05:35.909 --> 01:05:38.829
the courtyard of what looks like a Hacienda style

01:05:38.829 --> 01:05:40.969
Hollywood apartment building. And the camera

01:05:40.969 --> 01:05:43.150
tracks them as they have their conversation.

01:05:43.409 --> 01:05:46.690
Now, before we start our dialogue. Yes. Would

01:05:46.690 --> 01:05:49.110
you care to be Vincent? Or would you care to

01:05:49.110 --> 01:05:51.030
be Jules? And if you're Jules, I know you have

01:05:51.030 --> 01:05:54.329
to edit a few things. Yeah. I'll be Vincent.

01:05:54.710 --> 01:05:57.530
I figured you would. I figured you would. That

01:05:57.530 --> 01:06:01.940
is perfectly fine. Alright, here we go. Pulp

01:06:01.940 --> 01:06:05.559
Fiction, Vincent and Jules. Take one. And...

01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:11.039
action. Uh, what's her name? Mia. But, uh, how

01:06:11.039 --> 01:06:13.900
did Marcellus and her meet? I don't know how

01:06:13.900 --> 01:06:16.739
other people meet, man. Just us being actress.

01:06:17.440 --> 01:06:20.480
Uh, she ever do anything I would've saw? Uh,

01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:22.579
I think her biggest deal was she starred in a

01:06:22.579 --> 01:06:26.079
pilot. What's a pilot? Well, you know, the TV

01:06:26.079 --> 01:06:30.940
show's on TV. I don't watch TV, my friend. Yeah,

01:06:31.079 --> 01:06:33.699
but you're aware that there's an invention called

01:06:33.699 --> 01:06:37.219
the television and on that invention they show

01:06:37.219 --> 01:06:41.940
shows. Uh, yeah. Well, the way they pick the

01:06:41.940 --> 01:06:45.079
shows on the TV is they make one show. That show

01:06:45.079 --> 01:06:48.239
is called a pilot and they show that one show

01:06:48.239 --> 01:06:51.139
to the people who pick the shows and on the strength

01:06:51.139 --> 01:06:53.420
of that one show they decide if they want to

01:06:53.420 --> 01:06:57.440
make more shows. Some get accepted, some become

01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:00.780
TV programs, and some don't. and become nothing.

01:07:01.420 --> 01:07:04.260
She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

01:07:05.300 --> 01:07:07.380
Interior reception area. Apartment building.

01:07:07.519 --> 01:07:09.800
In the morning. Vincent and Jules walk through

01:07:09.800 --> 01:07:11.800
the reception area and wait for the elevator.

01:07:12.380 --> 01:07:14.840
Yo, man, you remember Antoine Rocamora? Half

01:07:14.840 --> 01:07:17.800
black, half Samoan? Used to call himself Tony

01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:22.179
Rocky Horror? Ah, maybe. Fat, right? I can go

01:07:22.179 --> 01:07:24.840
as far as to call brother fat. Got a weight problem.

01:07:25.420 --> 01:07:30.440
But that brother gonna do... he's Samoan. I think

01:07:30.440 --> 01:07:36.119
I know who you mean. What about him? Well, Marcella's

01:07:36.119 --> 01:07:39.159
messed up most of his ass good. Word around the

01:07:39.159 --> 01:07:42.340
campfire was on account of Marcella Wallace's

01:07:42.340 --> 01:07:45.460
wife. The elevator arrives. The men step inside.

01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:49.400
Interior elevator. The fuck did he do? Fuck her?

01:07:49.900 --> 01:07:53.980
No, no, no, no, no. Nothing that bad. Well, what

01:07:53.980 --> 01:07:58.500
then? He gave her a foot massage. A foot massage?

01:07:59.289 --> 01:08:04.309
Yeah. That's all? Uh huh. What did Marcellus

01:08:04.309 --> 01:08:07.210
do? He sent a couple of guys over to his place.

01:08:07.329 --> 01:08:09.989
He took them out on the patio of his apartment.

01:08:10.510 --> 01:08:13.010
Threw his ass over the balcony. Brother fell

01:08:13.010 --> 01:08:16.529
four stories. They had this garden at the bottom

01:08:16.529 --> 01:08:19.270
enclosed in glass like one of them greenhouses.

01:08:19.789 --> 01:08:22.229
Brother fell through. Since then he's kind of

01:08:22.229 --> 01:08:24.869
developed a speech impediment. Elevator doors

01:08:24.869 --> 01:08:28.500
open. Jules and Vincent exit. That's a damn shame,

01:08:28.659 --> 01:08:31.340
my friend. Interior apartment building hallway,

01:08:31.579 --> 01:08:35.119
in the morning. Still, I have to say, you play

01:08:35.119 --> 01:08:37.420
with matches, you get the burned. What do you

01:08:37.420 --> 01:08:41.079
mean? You won't be giving Marcellus Wallace's

01:08:41.079 --> 01:08:44.600
new bride a foot massage. You don't think he

01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:48.479
overreacted? Antoine probably didn't expect Marcellus

01:08:48.479 --> 01:08:51.800
to react like he did, but he had to expect a

01:08:51.800 --> 01:08:55.149
reaction. It was a foot massage. A foot massage

01:08:55.149 --> 01:08:58.050
is nothing. I gave my mother a foot massage.

01:08:58.449 --> 01:09:02.069
It's laying hands on Marcellus Wallace's new

01:09:02.069 --> 01:09:06.069
wife in a familiar way. Is it as bad as eating

01:09:06.069 --> 01:09:09.550
her out? No. But you're in the same fucking ballpark.

01:09:10.210 --> 01:09:13.189
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there.

01:09:14.010 --> 01:09:15.630
Eating a bitch out ain't giving a bitch a foot

01:09:15.630 --> 01:09:19.550
massage. Ain't even the same fucking thing. Not

01:09:19.550 --> 01:09:24.680
the same thing, the same ballpark. It ain't no

01:09:24.680 --> 01:09:27.619
ballpark either. Look, maybe your method of massage

01:09:27.619 --> 01:09:30.460
differs from mine, but touching his lady's feet

01:09:30.460 --> 01:09:33.439
and sticking your tongue in her holies of holies

01:09:33.439 --> 01:09:36.239
ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league,

01:09:36.340 --> 01:09:39.119
ain't even the same fucking sport. Foot massages

01:09:39.119 --> 01:09:42.939
don't mean shit. Hey, my friend, have you ever

01:09:42.939 --> 01:09:46.420
given a foot massage? Oh, don't be telling me

01:09:46.420 --> 01:09:49.319
about no foot massage. I'm the foot fucking master.

01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:53.100
Given a lot of them? Shit, yeah, I got my technique

01:09:53.100 --> 01:09:56.180
down man. I don't tickle or nothing you ever

01:09:56.180 --> 01:10:02.960
given the guy a foot massage Fuck you My man

01:10:02.960 --> 01:10:08.020
scene and say well done my man Well done what

01:10:08.020 --> 01:10:10.800
that scene needed was a Jimmy bag of donuts from

01:10:10.800 --> 01:10:14.920
63rd Street I thought that that my friend you

01:10:14.920 --> 01:10:18.460
ever given a grown man a foot massage Fuck you

01:10:18.460 --> 01:10:22.439
fuck you Oh, man. Beautiful. Pulp Fiction. Oh,

01:10:22.439 --> 01:10:25.159
I know. We just made it a little better. Yeah.

01:10:25.500 --> 01:10:28.380
Oh, yeah. Honestly. We definitely did. All right.

01:10:28.380 --> 01:10:29.779
Well, we hope you enjoyed that. We're going to

01:10:29.779 --> 01:10:32.539
do a new movie or show each and every week. So

01:10:32.539 --> 01:10:35.060
far, we've done Pulp Fiction. We did an episode

01:10:35.060 --> 01:10:37.979
of Doctor Who last week, and we kicked everything

01:10:37.979 --> 01:10:41.319
off with a few good men. Very true. Iconic scenes.

01:10:41.479 --> 01:10:43.939
We're just going to keep it going. I'm thinking

01:10:43.939 --> 01:10:47.180
about a comedy next week. Maybe Airplane. We'll

01:10:47.180 --> 01:10:50.090
see. Ooh. We'll see. I think that that could

01:10:50.090 --> 01:10:53.069
be good. That surely you can't be serious. I

01:10:53.069 --> 01:10:57.369
am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Oh. Oh.

01:10:57.989 --> 01:10:59.890
All right, guys. We'll take a quick break. We'll

01:10:59.890 --> 01:11:09.850
be right back. All right, we're back, everybody,

01:11:09.850 --> 01:11:12.729
and it is now time for a feature segment. You

01:11:12.729 --> 01:11:15.270
just made the list here on the Mark Mo Show.

01:11:15.390 --> 01:11:19.539
Host Mark. Co -host Aidan. And we do a top 10

01:11:19.539 --> 01:11:23.779
list each and every week on various things. And

01:11:23.779 --> 01:11:27.579
10 through 2, big number one reveal. And the

01:11:27.579 --> 01:11:32.079
rules are, well, let's see. Huh. Interesting.

01:11:32.739 --> 01:11:35.640
There's no rules. Woo. Let's freaking go. You

01:11:35.640 --> 01:11:37.300
feel better now? You feel more relaxed about

01:11:37.300 --> 01:11:39.159
it? I am. Yeah. I was worried about breaking

01:11:39.159 --> 01:11:41.420
rules, but at the same time, I kind of wasn't.

01:11:41.659 --> 01:11:43.300
Yeah. I kind of break them anyway. Yeah. Who

01:11:43.300 --> 01:11:47.970
cares? Anyway, this week. the top 10 ugliest

01:11:47.970 --> 01:11:50.890
animals and before all you peter people and other

01:11:50.890 --> 01:11:52.649
people like oh my god they're so cute and this

01:11:52.649 --> 01:11:54.930
that there are some ugly ass animals man yeah

01:11:54.930 --> 01:11:57.390
don't lie to yourself there are some really really

01:11:57.390 --> 01:11:59.310
and i'm not saying you gotta get rid of them

01:11:59.310 --> 01:12:01.789
eradicate them i just don't have to look at them

01:12:01.789 --> 01:12:05.010
right this is this is a isn't to look at a very

01:12:05.010 --> 01:12:09.859
shallow just i look at this and it's ugly It's

01:12:09.859 --> 01:12:11.779
an ugly thing. It's like, hmm. It's not that

01:12:11.779 --> 01:12:14.520
serious. It really isn't. It really isn't. So

01:12:14.520 --> 01:12:16.500
we're going to go with our top 10 ugliest animals.

01:12:16.600 --> 01:12:18.600
I'm going to let Aiden kick things off. Okey

01:12:18.600 --> 01:12:21.380
McSmoky. Well, thank God there's no rules, because

01:12:21.380 --> 01:12:24.699
I made a top 13 list. Uh -oh. Here we go. Number

01:12:24.699 --> 01:12:30.140
13, ugliest animal, the hammerhead bat. You can

01:12:30.140 --> 01:12:31.840
look up a picture of that, and that thing is

01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:36.920
just like, how did evolution? sway you this way

01:12:36.920 --> 01:12:41.220
so that's a question we'll ask a lot yeah let

01:12:41.220 --> 01:12:44.180
me get this straight so did a hammerhead shark

01:12:44.180 --> 01:12:48.039
like knock up a bat or did a bat knock up a hammerhead

01:12:48.039 --> 01:12:50.119
shark I feel like the shark had to have knocked

01:12:50.119 --> 01:12:54.720
up the hammer like a bat right because the like

01:12:54.720 --> 01:12:57.420
it kept its wings and all that but then inherited

01:12:57.420 --> 01:12:59.920
the face the dominant trait of the hammerhead

01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:02.949
shark The hammerhead. Interesting. Is my thought.

01:13:03.350 --> 01:13:06.390
I'm not a scientist. Sounds horrific. We need

01:13:06.390 --> 01:13:08.149
to get Bill Nye on the horn. Hey, is this true?

01:13:08.449 --> 01:13:13.409
Is this true and why? Number 12. The red lipped

01:13:13.409 --> 01:13:17.189
batfish. Oh, OK, we're cross breeding again.

01:13:17.670 --> 01:13:19.489
Yes, that's what I've been told. The batfish.

01:13:19.800 --> 01:13:24.220
red lipped batfish and it is it's fugly you know

01:13:24.220 --> 01:13:26.300
you look at it you're like god that you're someone's

01:13:26.300 --> 01:13:31.760
kid holy hell yeah oh marge look at our oh oh

01:13:31.760 --> 01:13:35.880
god well never mind let's just swim over here

01:13:35.880 --> 01:13:39.560
get away from that thing yeah uh number 11 the

01:13:39.560 --> 01:13:43.659
california condor yeah that one i am familiar

01:13:43.659 --> 01:13:47.739
with ugly little grinch looking guy yeah yeah

01:13:47.979 --> 01:13:51.640
It's it's really is really nasty. It kind of

01:13:51.640 --> 01:13:54.500
looks like it would stink bad, you know, uh -huh

01:13:54.500 --> 01:13:57.659
Most of these do honestly number ten the monk

01:13:57.659 --> 01:14:01.140
fish. Oh, yeah a lot of ugly deep sea animals

01:14:01.140 --> 01:14:05.000
and that's up there Yeah number nine the pig

01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:09.840
nosed a frog. Oh, I saw that one. Yeah So ugly

01:14:09.840 --> 01:14:13.659
it's that's a thing like fish and like reptiles.

01:14:13.760 --> 01:14:16.779
I believe frogs are reptiles. No amphibians amphibians

01:14:16.779 --> 01:14:21.439
so ugly Mm -hmm number eight the bald yuakari.

01:14:21.619 --> 01:14:24.720
Oh god. Damn You look at a picture of that in

01:14:24.720 --> 01:14:26.600
your brain. Your brain is gonna be like goddamn.

01:14:27.020 --> 01:14:30.720
Mm -hmm. How did that happen? Number seven the

01:14:30.720 --> 01:14:34.579
goblin shark. Oh, yeah, the goblin. Yeah, my

01:14:34.579 --> 01:14:38.159
guy ugly He's an ugly he's an ugly dude number

01:14:38.159 --> 01:14:41.760
six the mata mata turtle. Oh, hopefully I'm pronouncing

01:14:41.760 --> 01:14:44.520
that right but another little guy that's just

01:14:44.520 --> 01:14:51.000
ugly Number five, the proboscis monkey. Oh, yeah.

01:14:51.560 --> 01:14:53.159
Is that the one with that funky nose? With the

01:14:53.159 --> 01:14:56.720
nose, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like an ape and an

01:14:56.720 --> 01:14:59.340
anteater had a baby, and it made the proboscis

01:14:59.340 --> 01:15:02.159
monkey. Oh, no. You can picture that, right?

01:15:02.659 --> 01:15:06.399
I'm sorry, monkey. We're kind of bullying, but

01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:08.819
it's not like they speak English. Right. Number

01:15:08.819 --> 01:15:14.970
four, the star -nosed mole. Wow, yeah, it literally

01:15:14.970 --> 01:15:17.770
looks like it has an asshole on its face Why

01:15:17.770 --> 01:15:20.170
do why does nature tend to want to mess with

01:15:20.170 --> 01:15:22.789
animals noses? Yeah, and moles are already like

01:15:22.789 --> 01:15:25.069
blind, right? Yeah, dude already can't fucking

01:15:25.069 --> 01:15:26.789
see and now you're gonna make his face look like

01:15:26.789 --> 01:15:30.250
an asshole What are we doing? Yeah, that's no

01:15:30.250 --> 01:15:36.109
good number three the blob fish Just yeah blob

01:15:36.109 --> 01:15:39.149
fish is ugly. Yeah, I think that was the fish

01:15:39.149 --> 01:15:42.140
in men in black, right? Mm -hmm. Yeah, I believe

01:15:42.140 --> 01:15:45.939
so. Yeah ugly fish number two. I'll save my number

01:15:45.939 --> 01:15:49.600
one My number two is the naked mole rat. Oh,

01:15:49.600 --> 01:15:52.539
I've seen those those are so gross. Oh, yeah

01:15:52.539 --> 01:15:58.079
Those are nasty yucky We share a few of these

01:15:58.079 --> 01:16:02.880
number ten the Chinese giant salamander. Oh That's

01:16:02.880 --> 01:16:05.289
it. That's one of those big Reptile guys, right?

01:16:05.289 --> 01:16:08.510
He's gross. He's really just nasty number nine

01:16:08.510 --> 01:16:10.930
alligator snapping turtle that one almost made

01:16:10.930 --> 01:16:15.569
my list. Yeah Weird look its face is nuts. Yeah

01:16:15.569 --> 01:16:19.390
Number eight the hammerhead bat. There we are.

01:16:19.510 --> 01:16:22.850
Yeah number seven the good old warthog He almost

01:16:22.850 --> 01:16:25.029
made my list, but there's kind of something endearing

01:16:25.029 --> 01:16:27.270
where I'm like, it's got like tusks or something

01:16:27.270 --> 01:16:30.210
Yeah, that's kind of badass. It's like oh, well,

01:16:30.210 --> 01:16:32.949
they were badass enough to name a badass like

01:16:33.569 --> 01:16:36.229
Airplane and military after you how bad could

01:16:36.229 --> 01:16:40.210
you be you look up a picture? It's like Okay,

01:16:40.989 --> 01:16:42.630
well you're scaring me which means you're gonna

01:16:42.630 --> 01:16:47.609
scare our enemies cool That's fair number six

01:16:47.609 --> 01:16:51.590
Goblin shark. Oh, yeah number five the naked

01:16:51.590 --> 01:16:54.630
mole rat Not to I want to go back to your number

01:16:54.630 --> 01:16:57.409
six the Goblin shark. Yeah, do you think the

01:16:57.409 --> 01:17:01.390
Goblin shark? inspired the Green Goblin And his

01:17:01.390 --> 01:17:04.930
appearance interesting because it's kind of like

01:17:04.930 --> 01:17:07.909
equal levels of like gross and kind of mean -looking

01:17:07.909 --> 01:17:11.109
Yeah, I I get that. You know, do you see what

01:17:11.109 --> 01:17:13.369
I'm saying? Like I do you kind of see like picture

01:17:13.369 --> 01:17:15.930
in your mind a little bit Well, yeah, cuz the

01:17:15.930 --> 01:17:19.329
Green Goblin is mask or not. Yeah, exactly attractive,

01:17:19.350 --> 01:17:23.590
right? Could be some truth that Number four the

01:17:23.590 --> 01:17:27.270
good old chihuahua. Oh, I didn't go any canines.

01:17:27.270 --> 01:17:30.270
That's a good pick. The chihuahua is just A lot

01:17:30.270 --> 01:17:31.869
of Chihuahuas are assholes. And they're just

01:17:31.869 --> 01:17:34.529
assholes. It's like, look, you know, if you were

01:17:34.529 --> 01:17:37.050
just a cool dog, but you were ugly, I might have

01:17:37.050 --> 01:17:39.390
let you off my list, but you're just such a dick.

01:17:39.390 --> 01:17:42.289
Yeah. At least, like, you would get charm points.

01:17:42.409 --> 01:17:45.470
Yeah. Like if you're cool about it. Mm -hmm.

01:17:45.729 --> 01:17:47.970
Chihuahuas are not cool about it. No. Number

01:17:47.970 --> 01:17:52.390
three, the monkfish. Oh, yeah. Now, we've been

01:17:52.390 --> 01:17:56.409
to Seattle a few times. And on Fisher, the wharf

01:17:56.409 --> 01:17:59.420
area. Is that the Pike Place? The Pike Place.

01:17:59.960 --> 01:18:04.819
Yeah. The ships bring in fresh fish. So a lot

01:18:04.819 --> 01:18:07.539
of those fish markets there, those fish are off

01:18:07.539 --> 01:18:10.739
the boats moments ago, right? So if you're a

01:18:10.739 --> 01:18:12.960
fish lover, probably a super cool thing to do.

01:18:13.479 --> 01:18:17.979
Amazing seafood, yeah. I saw a monkfish. Big

01:18:17.979 --> 01:18:20.079
mistake. It's like, holy hell, that's something

01:18:20.079 --> 01:18:21.819
out of like a prehistoric movie. That is so gross.

01:18:21.840 --> 01:18:24.039
People eat that shit? God damn. Not only do they

01:18:24.039 --> 01:18:27.859
do that, but the fish market that I went by used

01:18:27.859 --> 01:18:31.000
it as a prop, opening its mouth and putting a

01:18:31.000 --> 01:18:34.279
little San Francisco logo in his mouth. Oh my

01:18:34.279 --> 01:18:36.479
God. Which I thought was hilarious because they

01:18:36.479 --> 01:18:39.340
were playing Frisco that week. I'm like, I love

01:18:39.340 --> 01:18:41.300
that. That's kind of funny. I love that you guys

01:18:41.300 --> 01:18:45.159
did that. That's amazing. Number two, work with

01:18:45.159 --> 01:18:50.210
me here. Yeah. Dogpool. Dogpool? Dogpool. The

01:18:50.210 --> 01:18:52.630
dog from the movie? Deadpool. Oh yeah. Wolverine

01:18:52.630 --> 01:18:57.130
movie. It's a pug slash Chinese crested mix.

01:18:57.869 --> 01:19:01.069
I don't know evolutionarily why we bred pugs.

01:19:01.529 --> 01:19:04.750
They shouldn't exist. No. They can't be happy.

01:19:05.189 --> 01:19:09.130
This dog, granted he... I think it's a she actually.

01:19:09.649 --> 01:19:14.670
She looks like she's a sweet pup and... but...

01:19:16.279 --> 01:19:19.640
Just... The face. If I'm able to not look at

01:19:19.640 --> 01:19:23.359
it and just pet it, cool. It's just, it's a problem.

01:19:23.659 --> 01:19:28.460
Yeah. It's a problem. It's a problem. It really

01:19:28.460 --> 01:19:31.560
is. That's a good addition on there. I didn't

01:19:31.560 --> 01:19:34.060
even think about that. That's so true. Like a

01:19:34.060 --> 01:19:38.239
dog so notorious for being ugly. Yeah. That it

01:19:38.239 --> 01:19:40.720
made it into a Deadpool movie as like one of

01:19:40.720 --> 01:19:44.420
the main bits. Yeah. You're so ugly, you're gonna

01:19:44.420 --> 01:19:47.079
be a bit in my movie. You're hired. You're hired.

01:19:47.340 --> 01:19:49.819
You are dogpool. Come here, ugly kid. Yeah, oh

01:19:49.819 --> 01:19:52.279
yeah. All right, number one. What do you got,

01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:56.960
man? My number one ugliest animal of all time.

01:19:57.939 --> 01:20:01.880
Infamous rapist Donald Trump. Oh, you did not.

01:20:02.220 --> 01:20:06.739
That is my number one ugliest animal. I kinda

01:20:06.739 --> 01:20:12.159
love that you did that. All the redcaps out there

01:20:12.159 --> 01:20:17.380
like It's like why are you listening right? I

01:20:17.380 --> 01:20:21.840
just I don't I don't get it just Go be yeah elsewhere

01:20:21.840 --> 01:20:24.720
go make your AI pictures of him muscular and

01:20:24.720 --> 01:20:29.319
fucking beat your dick to a piece of shit Attempt

01:20:29.319 --> 01:20:31.699
I knew was coming. I mean wait no forget that

01:20:31.699 --> 01:20:37.380
last part All right number one for mine is the

01:20:37.380 --> 01:20:41.979
blob fish. Oh, yeah Blobfish is super ugly, and

01:20:41.979 --> 01:20:47.800
it looks as if someone said, hey, can I make

01:20:47.800 --> 01:20:51.479
a jello mold? It does look like a jello mold.

01:20:51.659 --> 01:20:55.380
It looks kind of like a fish, but has like 40s

01:20:55.380 --> 01:20:59.340
actor Jimmy Durante's face. Oh my god. Can I

01:20:59.340 --> 01:21:04.119
do that? Tada! And the blobfish was born. And

01:21:04.119 --> 01:21:06.859
the blobfish was born. I'm pretty sure, isn't

01:21:06.859 --> 01:21:10.020
that like a deep sea creature? Deep. Yeah. Very

01:21:10.020 --> 01:21:12.899
deep. It should stay down there. Where the ugly

01:21:12.899 --> 01:21:15.479
animals belong. All of them. Where the uglies

01:21:15.479 --> 01:21:17.579
go. Take your warthogs too. Take them all. Take

01:21:17.579 --> 01:21:20.039
them all with you. Naked mole rat too. Oh my

01:21:20.039 --> 01:21:22.539
god. Yeah. Well, if we missed any animals or

01:21:22.539 --> 01:21:25.680
you think one's particularly ugly, let us know.

01:21:25.699 --> 01:21:27.619
Yeah. Or if you want to fight us on our decision.

01:21:27.960 --> 01:21:31.319
Maybe you're a huge dog pool fan. Maybe you are.

01:21:31.479 --> 01:21:36.159
Maybe you're delusional. Yeah. Maybe Dan Housen's

01:21:36.159 --> 01:21:37.979
going to curse us for putting dog pool on there.

01:21:37.979 --> 01:21:40.239
I don't know. Well, we'll find out here soon.

01:21:40.439 --> 01:21:43.319
We'll find out. We don't need that. Anyway, we're

01:21:43.319 --> 01:21:44.619
going to switch it up a little bit this week.

01:21:44.960 --> 01:21:48.619
Normally we do our Reddit rabbit hole and we

01:21:48.619 --> 01:21:54.140
do our things that we may have slept on. But

01:21:54.140 --> 01:21:57.159
Aidan's like, hey, I'm feeling like a little

01:21:57.159 --> 01:21:59.779
quiz time. We used to do these in the past and

01:21:59.779 --> 01:22:01.789
they were a lot of fun. I think Aidan enjoys

01:22:01.789 --> 01:22:04.430
breaking my brain. Yeah. Yeah. Both quiz time

01:22:04.430 --> 01:22:06.710
and tier listing have been a lot of fun to bring

01:22:06.710 --> 01:22:10.010
back from the, uh, the depths of my old podcast.

01:22:10.250 --> 01:22:13.029
Most definitely. So we are going to do an Aidan

01:22:13.029 --> 01:22:16.270
specialty quiz time. Quiz time where the quizzes

01:22:16.270 --> 01:22:20.229
are happening at this time. Now for all of you

01:22:20.229 --> 01:22:22.130
lovely listeners out there, you can feel free

01:22:22.130 --> 01:22:24.939
to play along. Trivia is just like that. Be sure

01:22:24.939 --> 01:22:27.479
to rack your brain. Along with Mark Mo Show of

01:22:27.479 --> 01:22:30.659
the Mark Mo Show, I have 17 questions for you.

01:22:30.659 --> 01:22:34.439
All right. Worth a total of 23 points. Got it.

01:22:34.680 --> 01:22:37.579
So some of them are multi -point questions. I

01:22:37.579 --> 01:22:40.720
will announce them as they come up. First question

01:22:40.720 --> 01:22:44.539
for you and the lovely listeners. Who was the

01:22:44.539 --> 01:22:49.840
main competitor of Digimon? The main competitor.

01:22:50.680 --> 01:22:55.750
I'm going to say... Um, the word is just escaping

01:22:55.750 --> 01:22:58.449
my brain right now. That's the worst, like, tip

01:22:58.449 --> 01:23:01.430
of the tongue type shit. Hachi, Hachi, Hachi,

01:23:01.510 --> 01:23:05.729
Hachi. God, what is it? Damn it. I can assure

01:23:05.729 --> 01:23:10.770
you it's not Hachi. Oh, well. Uh, Tamagotchi.

01:23:11.270 --> 01:23:15.329
I like where your head's at. Incorrect. Ah. The

01:23:15.329 --> 01:23:17.390
answer I was looking for, main competitor of

01:23:17.390 --> 01:23:21.149
Digimon, is Pokemon. Oh, are you kidding me?

01:23:21.170 --> 01:23:25.310
Yeah. God damn it. Yep. This is a two -point

01:23:25.310 --> 01:23:27.930
question. You will get one point for each correct

01:23:27.930 --> 01:23:33.310
answer. In radio terms, what do AM and FM stand

01:23:33.310 --> 01:23:38.609
for? Uh, I should know this. We did have about

01:23:38.609 --> 01:23:42.529
a decade's stunt on air. Uh, yeah. On a low -powered

01:23:42.529 --> 01:23:44.789
FM station. That's right. Right here in town.

01:23:45.090 --> 01:23:49.960
God bless. Uh, my brain is broken. We're holding

01:23:49.960 --> 01:23:53.659
on the second question. I know. Well, it did

01:23:53.659 --> 01:23:56.100
work a lot yesterday. This is true. This is true.

01:23:56.119 --> 01:23:59.340
I've got you at a vulnerable time. You have,

01:23:59.439 --> 01:24:03.619
most definitely. I can give you a hint as to

01:24:03.619 --> 01:24:07.319
what the M stands for. Both AM and FM. The M

01:24:07.319 --> 01:24:11.079
stands for modulation. Modulation. Yeah. Yeah,

01:24:11.079 --> 01:24:17.579
that helps. I'm going to go with analog. Analog

01:24:17.579 --> 01:24:21.300
modulation? Sure. incorrect a Mundo. Yeah, see.

01:24:21.840 --> 01:24:26.199
And then I'm going to go with frequency. Frequency

01:24:26.199 --> 01:24:29.399
modulation is correct on FM. Hey, there we go.

01:24:29.420 --> 01:24:31.739
We got half a point. FM frequency modulation,

01:24:31.840 --> 01:24:35.380
you get the point for that. The A in AM stands

01:24:35.380 --> 01:24:39.279
for amplitude. Amplitude modulation. There we

01:24:39.279 --> 01:24:41.720
go. The science behind it, the radio waves of

01:24:41.720 --> 01:24:45.699
FM come from the frequency, as you could guess,

01:24:46.100 --> 01:24:50.270
modulating. Whereas AM, It is the amplitude modulating,

01:24:50.529 --> 01:24:52.770
which is why, like, AM radio gets fuzzy around,

01:24:52.770 --> 01:24:55.609
like, Transformers and shit like that. Yep. Because

01:24:55.609 --> 01:24:59.289
the power kind of goofs it up. What does the

01:24:59.289 --> 01:25:04.989
term 1 -8 -7 mean in common police terms? Uh,

01:25:04.989 --> 01:25:08.829
homicide? Correct. Murder or homicide. I added

01:25:08.829 --> 01:25:11.069
that one because it's in a lot of, uh, a lot

01:25:11.069 --> 01:25:13.829
of old Dre and Snoop songs. Yep, that's right.

01:25:13.829 --> 01:25:17.920
1 -8 -7 on the motherfucking cops. Next question.

01:25:18.420 --> 01:25:21.199
What is the order of the planets in distance

01:25:21.199 --> 01:25:24.119
from the Sun? The order of the planets. God damn

01:25:24.119 --> 01:25:28.899
it. Yep. Okay Mercury. Yes. Venus. Yes. Earth.

01:25:29.119 --> 01:25:36.560
Yes. Mars. Correct. I'm gonna flip these. Don't

01:25:36.560 --> 01:25:38.039
flip them. I know I'm gonna flip them. Don't

01:25:38.039 --> 01:25:44.239
flip them. Saturn. Jupiter. Yes. Saturn. Yes.

01:25:46.419 --> 01:25:49.380
Uranus? Correct. Uranus and then Pluto if you

01:25:49.380 --> 01:25:53.760
want to count Pluto. You're missing one in between

01:25:53.760 --> 01:25:56.840
Uranus and Pluto. I am. Yes, you are. What's

01:25:56.840 --> 01:26:00.859
there? Why do you give me trivia? You're the

01:26:00.859 --> 01:26:05.359
trivia answerer. I know. Okay, you are correct

01:26:05.359 --> 01:26:08.939
in the order, so I will give you the point hesitantly

01:26:08.939 --> 01:26:13.699
because you forgot Neptune. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay.

01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:16.060
You did have the order right. Mercury, Venus,

01:26:16.239 --> 01:26:19.439
Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune,

01:26:19.739 --> 01:26:22.180
Pluto. If you want to count Pluto. I still count

01:26:22.180 --> 01:26:24.840
Pluto. I think it's a cool planet. Yep. And I

01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:30.779
think it's a planet NASA. Fucking chodes. Two

01:26:30.779 --> 01:26:34.140
-point question, once again. Yeah. In 12 -hour

01:26:34.140 --> 01:26:39.279
time terms, what do AM and PM stand for? Oh my

01:26:39.279 --> 01:26:52.199
god. Morning and evening. I'm not wrong. God

01:26:52.199 --> 01:26:56.439
damn. Well, I'm not wrong. Judges judge. Oh,

01:26:56.560 --> 01:26:58.840
we're the only two in here. So how do we judge

01:26:58.840 --> 01:27:02.000
this? You're specifically asking what the AM

01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:06.119
and PM stand for. But the way the question was

01:27:06.119 --> 01:27:11.100
phrased. I'm also correct. Damn. You got me on

01:27:11.100 --> 01:27:14.840
semantics. Indeed I did. Judges, that's two points.

01:27:15.119 --> 01:27:18.460
Count them. I will take them. So what do the

01:27:18.460 --> 01:27:22.699
AM, NF, and PM stand for? Anti -meridium, which

01:27:22.699 --> 01:27:24.640
I believe means before half. And post -meridium.

01:27:24.640 --> 01:27:29.000
And post -meridium. Yep. After half. Wow. Can't

01:27:29.000 --> 01:27:32.100
believe you got me on semantics. I'm quite cross,

01:27:32.479 --> 01:27:35.520
honestly. Criss -cross. Applesauce. Jump, jump.

01:27:36.000 --> 01:27:42.430
Damn right. On a piano, what note is a half step

01:27:42.430 --> 01:27:53.850
above G? F -flat? Uh -uh. No, sir. What we were

01:27:53.850 --> 01:27:56.609
looking for is a half step above G, which would

01:27:56.609 --> 01:28:00.970
be G -sharp. Oh, OK. Could also be called A -flat.

01:28:01.149 --> 01:28:07.890
Ah, all right. It's C -D -E -F -G. A, B. So,

01:28:08.029 --> 01:28:12.189
F would be a half step below. Got it. Yeah. Yeah,

01:28:12.189 --> 01:28:16.329
I don't know music. I know music. I can't read

01:28:16.329 --> 01:28:20.090
music. Neither can I. I would have better luck

01:28:20.090 --> 01:28:23.310
conducting a peace summit between the Chinese

01:28:23.310 --> 01:28:27.869
and the Japanese. Their history goes way back.

01:28:29.170 --> 01:28:31.689
Next question for you. What is the official name

01:28:31.689 --> 01:28:34.989
of what's commonly called Obamacare? The Affordable

01:28:34.989 --> 01:28:38.659
Care Act. Correct. Big point for that one. Yay.

01:28:39.220 --> 01:28:41.979
Two -point question for you, once again. What

01:28:41.979 --> 01:28:46.239
is the last name of the Friday the 13th antagonist,

01:28:46.699 --> 01:28:51.899
and can you spell it? Voorhees. Voorhees, correct.

01:28:52.100 --> 01:28:56.340
That's one point. V -O -O -R -H -E -E -S. Second

01:28:56.340 --> 01:28:58.840
point. You got it. Let's freaking go. My man.

01:28:58.920 --> 01:29:02.779
Give me that horror shit all day. My man. Next

01:29:02.779 --> 01:29:06.880
question. Who... Was Abraham Lincoln's first

01:29:06.880 --> 01:29:10.220
lady? Mary Todd. Mary Todd Lincoln. Big points.

01:29:10.500 --> 01:29:13.600
You are the history guy. I am. Thank you for

01:29:13.600 --> 01:29:16.460
that one. Yeah, yeah, certainly. What is the

01:29:16.460 --> 01:29:24.220
antithesis of the Arctic? Um, the Antarctic?

01:29:24.619 --> 01:29:27.300
Correct. Yep. Okay. Yep. Absolutely. Wait a minute.

01:29:27.739 --> 01:29:32.140
Yep. I think I know this one. Uh -huh. What was

01:29:32.140 --> 01:29:38.260
Metallica's debut studio album. Oh, OK. All right.

01:29:38.680 --> 01:29:47.920
This could get tricky. Hmm. I hmm. Hmm. I I don't

01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:53.060
know if you want to count Garage Days, which

01:29:53.060 --> 01:29:57.899
I think I believe that's an EP, right? They reissued

01:29:57.899 --> 01:30:02.640
later on, but I thought Garage Days was first.

01:30:05.279 --> 01:30:11.420
There was master before master there was Ride

01:30:11.420 --> 01:30:17.100
the lightning oh Oh, oh, oh shit. I see the cover

01:30:17.100 --> 01:30:19.720
now. I had to work back from yeah. Yeah work

01:30:19.720 --> 01:30:22.460
back I could hear how they'll all kill them all

01:30:22.460 --> 01:30:25.909
is correct God, why was that harder than it needed

01:30:25.909 --> 01:30:28.390
to be? Because I was just trying to see if you're

01:30:28.390 --> 01:30:30.630
tricking me. No, I was not. No, I was not looking

01:30:30.630 --> 01:30:33.750
for any EPs or anything like that. Kill them

01:30:33.750 --> 01:30:36.390
all. Correct. I love that you announced that

01:30:36.390 --> 01:30:38.909
you could see the picture of the album, because

01:30:38.909 --> 01:30:40.449
that's my first thought, too, is like, oh, I

01:30:40.449 --> 01:30:42.510
can see the album cover. Right. Soon as I had

01:30:42.510 --> 01:30:44.970
that, I was like, OK, I'm with it. Two point

01:30:44.970 --> 01:30:49.810
question. What is Aidan Maloney's ideal weather

01:30:49.810 --> 01:30:52.750
conditions? And I will give you an extra point.

01:30:52.859 --> 01:30:58.720
for specificity. Okay. Overcast, breezy, 50 to

01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:02.319
60 degrees. God damn. That's a two pointer right

01:31:02.319 --> 01:31:05.439
there. That's a two pointer. I wrote down 60

01:31:05.439 --> 01:31:08.039
degrees, breezy, partly cloudy. You got both

01:31:08.039 --> 01:31:11.079
points. Yay. You know your son pretty well. Thank

01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:14.939
God. Thank God. Thank God. All right. We are

01:31:14.939 --> 01:31:15.920
onto the last - I don't need to get kicked out

01:31:15.920 --> 01:31:17.159
of his house. We're not done with the podcast

01:31:17.159 --> 01:31:20.319
yet. We are into the last handful of questions.

01:31:21.079 --> 01:31:24.239
Next up. Approximately, what is the population

01:31:24.239 --> 01:31:28.500
of the Republic of Ireland? Oh. Hmm. All right.

01:31:28.720 --> 01:31:30.500
The Republic of Ireland. So we're not counting

01:31:30.500 --> 01:31:34.840
North. This is correct. There's really only one

01:31:34.840 --> 01:31:39.100
city with a population, significant population,

01:31:39.140 --> 01:31:43.180
that'd be Dublin. Right. Shannon and Galway or

01:31:43.180 --> 01:31:48.720
meh. I'm gonna say 14 million. Perhaps before

01:31:48.720 --> 01:31:51.659
the famine, you'd be correct. Lower than that?

01:31:51.720 --> 01:31:58.680
All much. Eight? Mm -mm. What? Even lower. Three.

01:31:59.159 --> 01:32:00.800
Okay, a little higher than that. In between.

01:32:00.920 --> 01:32:05.439
Five and a half. 5 .3 mil. Wow. Yeah. That's

01:32:05.439 --> 01:32:09.560
it? Yep. Not many of us left. Yeah. Yeah, that

01:32:09.560 --> 01:32:13.779
population post -famine and, you know, the Brits

01:32:13.779 --> 01:32:16.579
never truly recovered. I think they need me to

01:32:16.579 --> 01:32:20.359
come home. They're calling you. They are. The

01:32:20.359 --> 01:32:24.359
pipes are calling the pipes the pipes are calling

01:32:24.359 --> 01:32:27.420
Next question. I know this is your favorite and

01:32:27.420 --> 01:32:34.180
down this copyrighted Damn I don't know who originally

01:32:34.180 --> 01:32:37.159
did it. Yeah, that's true. It's long dead. Yeah.

01:32:37.159 --> 01:32:41.380
Oh, well Sorry about your sorry about your damn

01:32:41.380 --> 01:32:43.819
luck. Yeah, whoever the studio is that owns the

01:32:43.819 --> 01:32:49.199
song is surely not Yet next question What is

01:32:49.199 --> 01:32:53.619
the square root of 144? I know you love math.

01:32:54.640 --> 01:32:59.220
It's your favorite. I hate math. 12. 12, correct.

01:33:01.600 --> 01:33:06.399
Next question. Who was the fifth United States

01:33:06.399 --> 01:33:13.279
president? The fifth. Think about it. All right.

01:33:13.579 --> 01:33:18.260
So we got Georgie. Old George. We got TJ. We

01:33:18.260 --> 01:33:29.380
got Adams. Good beer. I used to know these back

01:33:29.380 --> 01:33:38.739
and forth. God darn it. John Quincy Adams. James

01:33:38.739 --> 01:33:41.779
Monroe. Monroe. The fifth one. Damn it. Close.

01:33:42.279 --> 01:33:45.859
Quite close. Next question. Penultimate question.

01:33:47.810 --> 01:33:51.909
owns Walmart. The Walton family. Correct. I would

01:33:51.909 --> 01:33:54.850
have accepted the Walton family or the shareholders

01:33:54.850 --> 01:33:57.310
because it is a publicly shared company. Sure.

01:33:57.489 --> 01:34:00.489
You get the point. Final question and it is a

01:34:00.489 --> 01:34:07.890
three -point question. What do ATF, DHS, and

01:34:07.890 --> 01:34:13.590
USPIS stand for? Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.

01:34:14.130 --> 01:34:16.729
Correct. What's the other one? The next ones

01:34:16.729 --> 01:34:24.170
were DHS. That's Department of Homeland Services.

01:34:25.109 --> 01:34:29.149
Close. Department of Homeland Security. Yes.

01:34:29.550 --> 01:34:31.529
Yep. Security. Department of Homeland Security.

01:34:31.710 --> 01:34:37.829
The last one. USPIS. Oh, man. United States?

01:34:38.369 --> 01:34:43.630
That's the US. Yep. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Man, come

01:34:43.630 --> 01:34:51.010
on, baby. United States. I can see the wheels

01:34:51.010 --> 01:34:55.010
turning. The brain churning. IS isn't information

01:34:55.010 --> 01:34:57.649
systems, is it? That is correct. It's not. I

01:34:57.649 --> 01:35:01.930
don't think so. Oh man, this is something right

01:35:01.930 --> 01:35:04.970
here. The third one's always the toughest. Yeah.

01:35:05.550 --> 01:35:07.750
If you need a hint, I do have one. I'll take

01:35:07.750 --> 01:35:12.229
it. Okay. It is closely related to the USPS.

01:35:12.779 --> 01:35:16.300
Knew that I almost said postal. So I'll say postal.

01:35:16.300 --> 01:35:21.060
Correct. United States Postal... International?

01:35:22.399 --> 01:35:28.140
Insurance? Information. Uh -uh. Igloo. Yeah,

01:35:28.220 --> 01:35:31.100
the United States Postal Igloo. You're onto something

01:35:31.100 --> 01:35:39.979
now. Igloo Snow. Igloo Snow. Postal Idiot Symposium.

01:35:40.399 --> 01:35:43.079
That would be pretty cool. But unfortunately,

01:35:43.140 --> 01:35:49.600
that's not the answer. Illinois sausage. Indiana

01:35:49.600 --> 01:35:53.500
sausage, actually. You almost got it. Yeah. I

01:35:53.500 --> 01:35:57.079
give up on that one. United States Postal Inspection

01:35:57.079 --> 01:36:01.000
Service. Yeah. What are they inspecting? Just

01:36:01.000 --> 01:36:03.859
get the damn mail to where it's going. I am pretty

01:36:03.859 --> 01:36:06.819
certain they are the, quote unquote, police of

01:36:06.819 --> 01:36:09.500
the USPS, making sure people aren't committing

01:36:09.500 --> 01:36:14.359
mail fraud or... stealing IRS documents or like

01:36:14.359 --> 01:36:19.100
shit like that. Robbing USPS trucks. Bad boys,

01:36:19.279 --> 01:36:22.220
bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do?

01:36:22.359 --> 01:36:25.300
Where they come for you? Quick math. So to recap,

01:36:25.500 --> 01:36:27.680
there were 17 questions, but 23 total points

01:36:27.680 --> 01:36:35.039
to be have. Of the 23 points, you got 17. Not

01:36:35.039 --> 01:36:37.899
bad. I'll take it. Not bad. It's a passing grade.

01:36:38.079 --> 01:36:40.000
It's a passing grade. It's a passing grade. Thank

01:36:40.000 --> 01:36:44.100
Jeebus. How are you feeling? I mean, I'm sure

01:36:44.100 --> 01:36:46.359
your brain is hurting, but how are you feeling

01:36:46.359 --> 01:36:50.920
with the return of quiz time? The yellow one

01:36:50.920 --> 01:36:53.920
is the sun. You did get the planet one though.

01:36:54.119 --> 01:36:57.390
I did, yeah. Well, I missed Neptune. Judges gave

01:36:57.390 --> 01:37:00.409
you the point. Did they? Yeah, I appreciate that.

01:37:00.569 --> 01:37:02.329
I should not have messed Neptune because I was

01:37:02.329 --> 01:37:04.409
immediately thinking I was at some dumb one they've

01:37:04.409 --> 01:37:06.050
just invented that I don't know about. No, Planet

01:37:06.050 --> 01:37:09.789
9, Planet X. Yeah. Come on. And why is Pluto

01:37:09.789 --> 01:37:11.909
not a planet? Yeah, why'd they make it not a

01:37:11.909 --> 01:37:13.069
planet? It's a rock that revolves around the

01:37:13.069 --> 01:37:16.109
sun. It's a planet. Yeah. So silly. It's too

01:37:16.109 --> 01:37:19.029
small. It's too small. Hey, we don't judge like

01:37:19.029 --> 01:37:23.399
that. So all my small kings out there, right?

01:37:23.560 --> 01:37:26.060
So if you have a little person do we not call

01:37:26.060 --> 01:37:28.739
them a person because they're too small is that

01:37:28.739 --> 01:37:32.319
how NASA operates Unbelievable. Yeah, we thought

01:37:32.319 --> 01:37:34.819
better of you. Yes. We really did Yeah, we had

01:37:34.819 --> 01:37:37.920
hopes hopes of Pluto hopes and dreams hopes for

01:37:37.920 --> 01:37:40.479
Pluto right down the toilet. Well, you've done

01:37:40.479 --> 01:37:43.640
Well, I know is racking your brain on few hours

01:37:43.640 --> 01:37:45.819
of sleep. So let us know in the comments to lovely

01:37:45.819 --> 01:37:47.640
listeners Thanks for doing that towards the end

01:37:47.640 --> 01:37:50.989
of the job. Yeah We fit it in at the perfect

01:37:50.989 --> 01:37:54.970
time. Yeah. Yeah, and As Aidan was saying let

01:37:54.970 --> 01:37:57.430
us know how you did out there. Yeah of the 23

01:37:57.430 --> 01:38:00.409
points. How many did you get? Yeah, let us know

01:38:00.409 --> 01:38:04.689
I'm gonna go soak my head in a bath and we're

01:38:04.689 --> 01:38:06.390
gonna come back and then we're gonna drink some

01:38:06.390 --> 01:38:15.630
beer and finish with some tear listing All right,

01:38:15.649 --> 01:38:18.640
everybody we are back for the home stretch the

01:38:18.640 --> 01:38:20.640
beer review, and then a little tier listing.

01:38:21.579 --> 01:38:24.100
This week's beer, kind of excited, beautiful

01:38:24.100 --> 01:38:26.439
can. I think the can's very pretty. Very neat,

01:38:26.699 --> 01:38:30.020
yeah. It is a New Belgium product called Blue

01:38:30.020 --> 01:38:32.619
Paddle Pilsner Lager. Why don't you tell the

01:38:32.619 --> 01:38:34.520
fine folks a little bit about it, Aidan? Of course.

01:38:34.699 --> 01:38:39.800
This Pilsner from New Belgium, 4 .8 % ABV, 33

01:38:39.800 --> 01:38:42.439
% on the international bitters unit, which typically

01:38:42.439 --> 01:38:45.439
Pilsners are a touch more bitter than Lagers.

01:38:45.840 --> 01:38:48.079
traditional lagers but they're both in the same

01:38:48.079 --> 01:38:51.659
vein the new belgium brewery macro brewery out

01:38:51.659 --> 01:38:56.239
of fort collins colorado as they describe this

01:38:56.239 --> 01:38:59.829
beer Climb on in and grab a pedal, our first

01:38:59.829 --> 01:39:02.729
foray into loggered beers. Blue Paddle Pilsner

01:39:02.729 --> 01:39:06.010
Logger is a Czech -style pilsner with refreshing

01:39:06.010 --> 01:39:09.109
crispness from noble hops and a rich malty finish.

01:39:09.630 --> 01:39:12.829
Blue Paddle refers to the implement our warehouse

01:39:12.829 --> 01:39:15.970
manager's grandpa once used to lovingly paddle

01:39:15.970 --> 01:39:18.270
his ass when she caught him stealing sips of

01:39:18.270 --> 01:39:24.909
her beer. That's funny. With more body than a

01:39:24.909 --> 01:39:27.750
traditional Belgian Pils, Blue Paddle is a reflective

01:39:27.750 --> 01:39:31.750
of Europe's finest Pilsners. Okay. Alright, a

01:39:31.750 --> 01:39:34.109
little history there on New Belgium. Definitely

01:39:34.109 --> 01:39:36.250
a little history. Blood got his ass spanked.

01:39:36.310 --> 01:39:39.470
Yeah, well. Blue Paddle, that makes it kind of

01:39:39.470 --> 01:39:42.270
funny. That does make it funny. This was the

01:39:42.270 --> 01:39:45.149
tool I got spanked by. Oh cool. Now it's a beer,

01:39:45.390 --> 01:39:49.090
super great. Alrighty, we are using the untapped

01:39:49.090 --> 01:39:53.779
apps on our phones to judge this beer. It's not

01:39:53.779 --> 01:39:55.640
sponsored, but it is free, and if you're a beer

01:39:55.640 --> 01:39:57.760
enjoyer, this could be for you. Are you sippin'

01:39:57.800 --> 01:40:01.859
it already? Is this your first day? Mm -mm. Mm

01:40:01.859 --> 01:40:03.840
-mm. What's in your mouth right now? Mm -mm.

01:40:03.899 --> 01:40:06.600
Do I need to get the blue paddle? Mm -hmm. Mm

01:40:06.600 --> 01:40:09.920
-hmm. He's a little ahead of the curve on this

01:40:09.920 --> 01:40:12.359
one, so... Mm -hmm. We'll rank on a scale from

01:40:12.359 --> 01:40:15.659
zero to five on how much we like it and give

01:40:15.659 --> 01:40:18.140
you a flavor profile as it hits our taste buds,

01:40:18.779 --> 01:40:20.699
which it hit one of ours a little early, but

01:40:20.699 --> 01:40:24.229
that's okay. We can sloncha, even though you

01:40:24.229 --> 01:40:27.789
already tried it. Sloncha. And let us know, lovely

01:40:27.789 --> 01:40:33.869
listeners, what you're sipping on. Oh yeah. Oh

01:40:33.869 --> 01:40:36.829
wow. What is that note in there? Right? It's

01:40:36.829 --> 01:40:38.750
a little bit different. Little bit different

01:40:38.750 --> 01:40:41.989
for sure. I like that. There's something going

01:40:41.989 --> 01:40:45.829
on. That is very refreshing. Super clean. Super,

01:40:45.829 --> 01:40:48.609
super clean. But there's some kind of... Dank

01:40:48.609 --> 01:40:51.409
hoppy note in there kind of on the back of the

01:40:51.409 --> 01:40:54.829
palette I could see I could see people that like

01:40:54.829 --> 01:40:59.489
yeah IPA is liking this Yeah, it's almost it's

01:40:59.489 --> 01:41:03.850
a good call by the way. It's almost akin to a

01:41:03.850 --> 01:41:07.010
light IPA in my opinion because there is that

01:41:07.010 --> 01:41:09.630
hoppiness just a touch It's not it's not bitter.

01:41:09.630 --> 01:41:14.569
No like an IPA gets bitter, but there is a hoppy

01:41:14.569 --> 01:41:18.979
slightly dank note in there Definitely definitely

01:41:18.979 --> 01:41:21.739
Pilsner more than like your traditional like

01:41:21.739 --> 01:41:24.640
Coors lager or banquet or something like that

01:41:24.640 --> 01:41:27.819
Definitely more hoppy than that Super clean though.

01:41:27.819 --> 01:41:30.460
I like it like you get that little hoppy dank

01:41:30.460 --> 01:41:32.420
note, and then it just disappears from the palate

01:41:32.420 --> 01:41:35.960
mm -hmm This is I should add this is not a light

01:41:35.960 --> 01:41:38.819
beer. This is just a Pilsner. Yeah Pilsner lager,

01:41:39.000 --> 01:41:43.560
but Quite tasty usually lagers are not my cup

01:41:43.560 --> 01:41:47.479
of tea, but this one's got Kind of builds on

01:41:47.479 --> 01:41:49.439
the palette a little bit. I think so, too. Got

01:41:49.439 --> 01:41:55.319
some character. Yeah, I like it. That was, um...

01:41:55.319 --> 01:41:58.159
Yeah, that was tasty. Wish I knew what that was

01:41:58.159 --> 01:42:01.739
that I had on the palette. Oh, to be able to

01:42:01.739 --> 01:42:04.579
articulate it? Yeah, I don't know. And it's,

01:42:04.619 --> 01:42:06.479
like, on the nose, it smells like a pilsner.

01:42:07.020 --> 01:42:10.399
Oh, it does, 100%. 100%. But yeah, there's just

01:42:10.399 --> 01:42:13.640
something hoppy and dank in there. Just for a

01:42:13.640 --> 01:42:16.960
second. Yep. But besides that, it's super clean.

01:42:17.239 --> 01:42:20.640
There's not a ton of character before or after

01:42:20.640 --> 01:42:23.779
that, but that's kind of what you get from loggers.

01:42:24.979 --> 01:42:28.579
What you should expect. I like it. It's not necessarily

01:42:28.579 --> 01:42:35.300
up my alley. Usually my ceiling for loggers or

01:42:35.300 --> 01:42:40.159
light ales is lower. Just because it's not my

01:42:40.159 --> 01:42:41.779
cup of tea, that's just a personal thing. But

01:42:41.779 --> 01:42:45.029
I'm going to give this a 3 out of 5. 3 .0. I

01:42:45.029 --> 01:42:48.989
went 3 .25. And my flavor profiles were light

01:42:48.989 --> 01:42:51.909
-bodied, clean, and hoppy. Yeah, I did clean,

01:42:52.069 --> 01:42:54.350
hoppy, light -bodied, and I added dank as well.

01:42:54.470 --> 01:42:58.609
Oh, okay. Yeah, that was really good. Blue paddle.

01:42:59.229 --> 01:43:02.390
Can't believe you sipped it before you were supposed

01:43:02.390 --> 01:43:05.750
to. That was a... That was so habitual, just

01:43:05.750 --> 01:43:08.710
to reach for the beer. Oh, I know, dude. Just

01:43:08.710 --> 01:43:11.560
like after the last couple of days. It's just

01:43:11.560 --> 01:43:13.579
like... Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do.

01:43:13.619 --> 01:43:15.579
I haven't had a chance to have a beer over the

01:43:15.579 --> 01:43:18.319
last couple of days. It's so magical when it

01:43:18.319 --> 01:43:20.819
hits your lips. Oh, yeah. It is magical. God

01:43:20.819 --> 01:43:23.079
damn it, it's magical. It's magical. It really

01:43:23.079 --> 01:43:26.399
is. On the untapped app, we also unlock badges.

01:43:26.420 --> 01:43:28.319
Indeed we do. For hitting certain milestones.

01:43:28.460 --> 01:43:31.699
Did you get anything today? I did. I got a For

01:43:31.699 --> 01:43:35.319
the Can level 13, which obviously is because

01:43:35.319 --> 01:43:37.979
we are drinking the beer out of a can. Straight

01:43:37.979 --> 01:43:41.210
out the can, yeah. And then I got a recapped

01:43:41.210 --> 01:43:44.229
check -in. Whoa. It's hard to believe, but we

01:43:44.229 --> 01:43:48.989
are already at the halfway mark of 2026. Celebrate

01:43:48.989 --> 01:43:51.850
the mid -year check -in with this exclusive badge.

01:43:52.409 --> 01:43:54.390
Seems like we're a little past the halfway mark,

01:43:54.430 --> 01:43:56.310
but I get what they're going for. Seems like

01:43:56.310 --> 01:44:01.649
it. Yeah. And then Ales for ALS, level two. That

01:44:01.649 --> 01:44:04.609
check -in just meant something. This brewery

01:44:04.609 --> 01:44:07.109
is a proud partner of Ales for ALS. Yeah, that's

01:44:07.109 --> 01:44:10.859
pretty cool. I like that. then riding steady

01:44:10.859 --> 01:44:14.000
Level seven want to enjoy a day of bruise, but

01:44:14.000 --> 01:44:16.420
need to keep your wits sharp I don't know, if

01:44:16.420 --> 01:44:18.520
you just heard the quiz I took. Yeah, right.

01:44:18.739 --> 01:44:21.619
Now you got a passing grade. I got a passing

01:44:21.619 --> 01:44:23.220
grade. I can't be that tough on myself. You did

01:44:23.220 --> 01:44:26.300
get the judges on that two -pointer. What does

01:44:26.300 --> 01:44:28.760
AM and PM stand for? That is true. Morning and

01:44:28.760 --> 01:44:33.159
night. Yeah, semantics, man. I was quick on that

01:44:33.159 --> 01:44:35.579
one. There are plenty of delicious, although

01:44:35.579 --> 01:44:37.739
I did get a half of right, because I did know

01:44:37.739 --> 01:44:40.140
the second one, not the first one. Yeah, that's

01:44:40.140 --> 01:44:41.819
true. There are plenty of delicious brews under

01:44:41.819 --> 01:44:43.600
five percent for you to sip throughout the day.

01:44:43.920 --> 01:44:46.119
That's 35 different beers with an ABV of five

01:44:46.119 --> 01:44:48.239
percent and lower. Try five more for level eight.

01:44:48.659 --> 01:44:52.479
And oh, I also got Pride 365. Let's freaking

01:44:52.479 --> 01:44:54.460
go, dude. Celebrating Pride does not stop when

01:44:54.460 --> 01:44:56.600
June ends. Thanks for supporting the queer community.

01:44:57.300 --> 01:45:00.979
365 days out of the year by checking in a beer

01:45:00.979 --> 01:45:04.979
from one of these queer owned and queer led breweries.

01:45:05.159 --> 01:45:07.460
Oh, right on. Keep going. Try five more for level

01:45:07.460 --> 01:45:10.460
two. Righteous. Good shit. Didn't know that was

01:45:10.460 --> 01:45:11.760
the thing. That's kind of cool. And the last

01:45:11.760 --> 01:45:14.319
one I got was the Land of the Free. Oh. Level

01:45:14.319 --> 01:45:19.060
18. What do you got? I got some fun ones here.

01:45:19.100 --> 01:45:23.199
I got Ales for ALS level 3. Okay. I got Riding

01:45:23.199 --> 01:45:26.600
Steady level 29. Ooh. Just as you did. I got

01:45:26.600 --> 01:45:32.439
Pride 365 level 4. And Land of the Free level

01:45:32.439 --> 01:45:37.060
88. Ooh. So similar badges. We're all on the

01:45:37.060 --> 01:45:40.659
same page with that one. That's amazing. So that's

01:45:40.659 --> 01:45:42.939
what we call cooking. Yeah, we are definitely

01:45:42.939 --> 01:45:48.619
cooking. Now we are on to the final segment,

01:45:48.739 --> 01:45:50.760
which is tier listing. We've started doing that

01:45:50.760 --> 01:45:53.739
a little bit more, and I'm interested to see

01:45:53.739 --> 01:45:57.619
what we got. Well, I'm actually having a lot

01:45:57.619 --> 01:46:00.479
of fun doing the music tier lists. Yeah. I think

01:46:00.479 --> 01:46:03.000
it's fantastic. So we are continuing that today,

01:46:03.000 --> 01:46:06.739
but we have some new eras. Oh, OK. Now, we're

01:46:06.739 --> 01:46:11.159
going to be judging six songs from the 1990s

01:46:11.159 --> 01:46:15.239
and six songs from the 2000s. Oh, all right.

01:46:15.500 --> 01:46:19.180
So I've collected all of these from pop playlists,

01:46:19.399 --> 01:46:22.380
popular song playlists of the eras. OK. And we're

01:46:22.380 --> 01:46:24.180
going to be ranking these as tier listing goes

01:46:24.180 --> 01:46:26.859
on a scale, F being the worst of the worst, D

01:46:26.859 --> 01:46:30.060
being bad, C being mid, A being good, B being

01:46:30.060 --> 01:46:32.359
good, A being great, and S being the best of

01:46:32.359 --> 01:46:35.739
the best. Of the best. Of the best. starting

01:46:35.739 --> 01:46:40.539
in the 1990s. Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys.

01:46:41.619 --> 01:46:46.100
Great tune. Catchy. Great band. It's almost reminiscent

01:46:46.100 --> 01:46:49.739
of like, oh, who did the Daft Punk? It's almost

01:46:49.739 --> 01:46:53.699
reminiscent of Daft Punk with like the, the robot

01:46:53.699 --> 01:46:58.579
-y kind of voice. Right. I give that an A. An

01:46:58.579 --> 01:47:03.010
A? Solid. Next up in the 90s, Jump. by Criss

01:47:03.010 --> 01:47:06.250
Cross, which we constantly reference on and off

01:47:06.250 --> 01:47:09.930
air. We do. Jump, jump. Criss Cross will make

01:47:09.930 --> 01:47:14.050
ya. S tier will make ya. Damn. S tier. I love

01:47:14.050 --> 01:47:16.270
it, man. Full S. It is catchy. Yeah, One Hit

01:47:16.270 --> 01:47:19.470
Wonders, but hey, nice hit. That's true. Can't

01:47:19.470 --> 01:47:21.630
be mad at One Hit Wonders either. Nope. Like,

01:47:21.850 --> 01:47:24.210
they didn't choose which song the radio people

01:47:24.210 --> 01:47:26.890
would be like, I'll put that one on repeat. Exactly.

01:47:27.649 --> 01:47:32.520
Next up. Baby Got Back by Sir Mix -A -Lot. Another

01:47:32.520 --> 01:47:36.359
banger, man. That one's great. And you hear it

01:47:36.359 --> 01:47:39.699
at every bar, every weekend. Oh, yeah. That's

01:47:39.699 --> 01:47:44.399
an A. I like big butts and I cannot lie. That's

01:47:44.399 --> 01:47:48.760
an A for you. Yeah. Solid. Next up, Whatta Man

01:47:48.760 --> 01:47:55.619
by En Vogue and Salt and Pepper. That is another

01:47:55.619 --> 01:47:58.920
banger. Honestly, kind of a groovy tune. It's

01:47:58.920 --> 01:48:02.579
a groovy tune. I give that one a B plus. B plus?

01:48:02.779 --> 01:48:05.539
Yep. That's solid. I can appreciate that. Yeah,

01:48:05.600 --> 01:48:09.119
man. It is in my own playlists. Is it? I do bump

01:48:09.119 --> 01:48:12.659
that, for sure. Continuing the 90s, final two

01:48:12.659 --> 01:48:16.220
songs from the 90s. When I Come Around by Green

01:48:16.220 --> 01:48:19.619
Day. When I come around, now I have gone on record.

01:48:20.159 --> 01:48:23.100
It's saying largely about grunge, but then Green

01:48:23.100 --> 01:48:25.229
Day. Don't know Green Day is kind of its own

01:48:25.229 --> 01:48:29.029
band. They really pop rock punk rock grunge like

01:48:29.029 --> 01:48:31.430
just a kind of alternative growing right? Yeah,

01:48:31.430 --> 01:48:34.710
just to kind of mash together But I didn't like

01:48:34.710 --> 01:48:37.310
them very much when they first came out I didn't

01:48:37.310 --> 01:48:40.050
learn to appreciate them until like my second

01:48:40.050 --> 01:48:44.409
my second time around Like that like I did that

01:48:44.409 --> 01:48:46.670
nice. That's good when I kind of came around

01:48:46.670 --> 01:48:51.109
on them But I'm gonna be fair like then it would

01:48:51.109 --> 01:48:53.479
have been a C Now would've been an A, we'll split

01:48:53.479 --> 01:48:56.159
the difference, we'll call it a B. B even? I'm

01:48:56.159 --> 01:49:00.300
gonna reach my little judge hand in and add my

01:49:00.300 --> 01:49:03.720
plus. Don't make it a B plus. Final song from

01:49:03.720 --> 01:49:07.859
the 90s, Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio. God darn

01:49:07.859 --> 01:49:12.420
it. That's such a good one. I love the fact he

01:49:12.420 --> 01:49:15.460
got... God, who did he feature on that? To do

01:49:15.460 --> 01:49:19.340
the chorus. Great chorus. Hold on, quick research.

01:49:19.640 --> 01:49:21.539
Yeah, gotta do the quick research, man, for sure.

01:49:21.789 --> 01:49:25.390
That might be... The singer who provided the

01:49:25.390 --> 01:49:28.149
iconic chorus and vocals for Coolio's Gangsta's

01:49:28.149 --> 01:49:32.130
Paradise is LV, short for Large Variety, birth

01:49:32.130 --> 01:49:35.090
name Larry Sanders. Good job, Larry. Talented

01:49:35.090 --> 01:49:38.810
man. I'm gonna put that one in an A also. Solid.

01:49:39.329 --> 01:49:42.789
Solid. A, uh, kinda top -heavy. A's very top

01:49:42.789 --> 01:49:45.029
-heavy right now. 90s were fully top -heavy,

01:49:45.289 --> 01:49:49.180
honestly. Yep. Now onto the 2000s. Okay. Poker

01:49:49.180 --> 01:49:54.220
Face by Lady Gaga. Now I'm gonna say this. I

01:49:54.220 --> 01:49:57.680
like her a lot. She's so talented. She's so talented.

01:49:57.859 --> 01:50:00.920
There are a lot of songs. I would put A or S

01:50:00.920 --> 01:50:04.319
tier, but I never really vibed with this one

01:50:04.319 --> 01:50:07.720
a lot. I don't know if it was just... I agree.

01:50:08.020 --> 01:50:10.359
It's composition or just the overall sound of

01:50:10.359 --> 01:50:15.460
it. Whatever. Yeah. But being who she is and

01:50:15.460 --> 01:50:17.720
kind of legendary, I'll at least give her a B.

01:50:17.920 --> 01:50:21.659
Give her a B. Well, I'm gonna reach my judge

01:50:21.659 --> 01:50:24.659
hand in there. Oh, here we go again. I'm gonna

01:50:24.659 --> 01:50:27.100
give it a B. I'll add a minus. I'm giving it

01:50:27.100 --> 01:50:29.279
a B minus. Okay, fair. I think there are a dozen

01:50:29.279 --> 01:50:30.920
Lady Gaga songs better than this. That are better

01:50:30.920 --> 01:50:32.680
than Poker Face, yeah. I just never understood

01:50:32.680 --> 01:50:35.359
why this one got so played on the radio. Agreed.

01:50:35.899 --> 01:50:39.380
Single Ladies by Beyoncé. I'm a single ladies,

01:50:39.760 --> 01:50:43.560
I'm a single ladies. Easy now. Easy now. Copyright

01:50:43.560 --> 01:50:45.279
claim. Once again, I could say the same thing

01:50:45.279 --> 01:50:49.470
about this song. that I just did about Gaga and

01:50:49.470 --> 01:50:52.970
Like the video was okay, but the song like I

01:50:52.970 --> 01:50:55.510
never vibed with I'll give it a C. C totally

01:50:55.510 --> 01:51:00.350
fair Sexy back by Justin Timberlake. I got my

01:51:00.350 --> 01:51:09.890
sexy back. Yeah He stole that from Pearl Jam

01:51:09.890 --> 01:51:13.590
for sure I'm sure he did C plus C plus that's

01:51:13.590 --> 01:51:16.119
fair It is a little catchy. We got to give him

01:51:16.119 --> 01:51:19.960
that. Oops, I Did It Again by Britney Spears.

01:51:20.819 --> 01:51:25.039
What happened to Brit? She's had a troubled life,

01:51:25.199 --> 01:51:27.840
man. For sure. Yep. Yep. Well, mental health,

01:51:27.979 --> 01:51:33.479
man. It could take down anyone. I will give her

01:51:33.479 --> 01:51:38.319
a solid B+. That's fair. I would argue there's

01:51:38.319 --> 01:51:42.810
better songs by Britney Spears. Penultimate song

01:51:42.810 --> 01:51:46.670
from the 2000s the middle by Jimmy eat world.

01:51:46.970 --> 01:51:53.229
Oh See, I like that song mmm. Ah Man, I'm gonna

01:51:53.229 --> 01:51:56.550
say Top -heavy, but I'm gonna give it an A give

01:51:56.550 --> 01:51:59.210
it an A. Yeah to be fair We have been more critical

01:51:59.210 --> 01:52:02.770
of the 2000s so far. I think that's fair final

01:52:02.770 --> 01:52:08.109
song of the 2000s Yeah, bye. Bye. Bye by N sync

01:52:09.769 --> 01:52:11.869
See here's the thing. This is once again where

01:52:11.869 --> 01:52:13.670
you get the music and you combine it with a movie

01:52:13.670 --> 01:52:16.989
or anything like that Oh sure and opening up

01:52:16.989 --> 01:52:20.289
that Deadpool Wolverine movie so fucking funny

01:52:20.289 --> 01:52:25.649
classic absolutely classic and Based on that

01:52:25.649 --> 01:52:28.390
I I got it. Would you play it on your phone in

01:52:28.390 --> 01:52:32.689
your car? Honestly, I've listened to it in my

01:52:32.689 --> 01:52:37.239
car before whether on purpose or accident it

01:52:37.239 --> 01:52:39.819
is catchy i'll give him that it's catchy b plus

01:52:39.819 --> 01:52:43.039
b plus for n -sync they've earned it honestly

01:52:43.039 --> 01:52:46.039
uh -huh joey fatone what does he even do joey

01:52:46.039 --> 01:52:49.380
fatone i don't know i even do i think he likes

01:52:49.380 --> 01:52:53.539
turts i think that's that's fair the turts one

01:52:53.539 --> 01:52:56.460
more one more one more sleep this night night

01:52:56.460 --> 01:53:02.079
forever to recap In the 1990s, Intergalactic

01:53:02.079 --> 01:53:05.319
got an A, Jump by Criss Cross got an S, Baby

01:53:05.319 --> 01:53:08.699
Got Backs or Mix A Lot got an A, Whatta Man and

01:53:08.699 --> 01:53:10.659
Vogue Salt and Pepper got a B +, When I Come

01:53:10.659 --> 01:53:13.319
Around, Green Day got a B +, with the judge's

01:53:13.319 --> 01:53:16.819
hand, Gangster's Paradise by Coolio got an A,

01:53:17.440 --> 01:53:20.899
And in the 2000s, Poker Face, Lady Gaga, B-,

01:53:20.899 --> 01:53:25.159
Single Ladies, got a C! Take that, Beyonce! Sexy

01:53:25.159 --> 01:53:27.340
Back by Justin Timberlake, C+. Oops, I did it

01:53:27.340 --> 01:53:30.100
again. Britney Spears, B +, The Middle, Jimmy

01:53:30.100 --> 01:53:34.739
E World, A, Bye Bye Bye, NSYNC, B+. Let us know,

01:53:34.880 --> 01:53:37.199
lovely listeners, what you would rank these songs

01:53:37.199 --> 01:53:40.039
as. Yes, let us know. Do you disagree? Do you

01:53:40.039 --> 01:53:43.079
agree? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. We're

01:53:43.079 --> 01:53:45.960
cooking. We're cooking either way. You can say

01:53:45.960 --> 01:53:48.619
what you want. You can literally say anything.

01:53:48.640 --> 01:53:50.920
You can say anything. Not without consequences,

01:53:51.420 --> 01:53:53.520
but you can say anything. You can say anything.

01:53:53.859 --> 01:53:56.000
You feel it. You'd be like, hey, you give that

01:53:56.000 --> 01:53:58.520
guy an A, I want a B plus. You give that B plus,

01:53:58.520 --> 01:54:01.000
I want a B. See, that was an A. I would have

01:54:01.000 --> 01:54:02.720
ranked this an F. You would have ranked it an

01:54:02.720 --> 01:54:04.140
F. And you're just sitting there in your own

01:54:04.140 --> 01:54:05.659
head, and you're coming up with all these ideas.

01:54:05.800 --> 01:54:08.119
God damn it. I can't believe they gave them blah,

01:54:08.119 --> 01:54:10.500
blah, blah. And that's fine. You're allowed to

01:54:10.500 --> 01:54:12.079
do that. I'm allowed to do this. It's your right

01:54:12.079 --> 01:54:13.579
as an American to do it. You wanna have your

01:54:13.579 --> 01:54:15.159
own podcast? Have your own podcast. You can sit

01:54:15.159 --> 01:54:17.420
there and talk about music all the live long

01:54:17.420 --> 01:54:19.960
day. Yeah, ABC. Always be ready to chat about

01:54:19.960 --> 01:54:23.279
random shit, man. I mean, if anyone out there,

01:54:23.359 --> 01:54:25.399
really, you can make a better tea list than us.

01:54:25.779 --> 01:54:27.840
You can come on my show, make a better tea list

01:54:27.840 --> 01:54:30.699
than me. I will shake you in the throat. And

01:54:30.699 --> 01:54:31.859
that's a promise from the...