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Hey everybody, it is season 7 premiere of the

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Mark Mo show Episode 1 Rizz 101 and I'm your host

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Mark Maloney along with my co -host producer

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all -around super good dude Almost birthday,

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dude. It's birthday Eve Eve Aidan Maloney, what's

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going on? Hola, I'm chillin chillin Looking looking

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forward to being 27 26 was cool and all, but,

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you know, gotta bump those numbers up. Gotta

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bump those numbers, man. Be like, you know, hey

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man, we wanna start wars, and Aidan's kicking

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back at 27 like, yeah, I'm good. Nah. Nah, you

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know, this honestly isn't for me. Yeah. But you

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guys, you guys have fun. Have a good time doing

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your stuff. Marked safe from the draft. Marked

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safe from the draft, exactly. Oh man, what a

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world. So Aidan, what's going on other than that,

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man? How was your week? Oh, kind of brutal, honestly.

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Kind of like last week, especially in my line

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of work, any time around the... the big holidays,

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July 4th, Memorial Day, Labor Day, things like

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that. Anytime people are outside drinking brews,

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my job becomes much more physically brutal. Bars

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and liquor stores have to be stocked. Heavily

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stocked. So, yeah, kind of whack, honestly, but

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tis the freaking weekend, so. Yeah, buddy. We

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take those, we take those dubs. You gotta take

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the dub all day long. So Aidan, he has a, in

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addition to what we do here, he has a YouTube

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gaming channel called Aidan Spelled the Right

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Way. Lots of PC gaming content, GeoGuess, or

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PolyBridge Observation Duty. Tons and tons of

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horror games that he plays. And so what do you

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got going on? Well, usually I take a little bit

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of time off around my birthday and around the

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winter holidays. So there's no new uploads for

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this week, but next week it'll be a return to

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regularly scheduled programming. Oh, very good.

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And I've had this idea. that I want to do, because

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it'll be my third episode of playing Euro Truck

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Simulator. Oh. With my steering wheel and the

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whole shifter and all that. But I was trying

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to think in my mind, because the last one I did

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was kind of along the lines of how many laws

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can I break while doing this delivery. So I wanted

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to do another one similar to that where it's

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like distracted driving simulator. I'm having

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the game but like on the second monitor I could

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be like watching a show or something and then

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like pull out my phone all the time like really

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do the whole bit. But it's so difficult to avoid

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getting copyright claimed. So I'll think of a

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way to do it. You got to figure it out. Yeah.

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I mean there's influencers out there that figure

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it out. So, yeah. Yeah, I just thought that'd

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be a fun bit. I think that's a hilarious bit.

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That is really good. I always find it fascinating,

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you know, because I like a lot of games that

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are RP and I like a lot of simulator games also.

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So when it comes to these simulator games where,

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you know, you're doing, you know, you're doing

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truck driving, but like there's the... There's

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the airplane ones, you know, flying jetliners

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and fighter pilots and shit. And I know the one

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that you do, you have to like build your own

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little airplanes. I forget what that one's called,

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but that's kind of fun. I always find it interesting.

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So Aidan drives a truck. That's what he does.

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That is my job. He does more than just drive

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the truck. He does other stuff, too. But primarily

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it's his job to get the stuff from point A to

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point B. And I always find it fascinating. when

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you do your simulator, how, like, from reality

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to what is on the simulator, how close is it?

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Is it not close? Are response times different?

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That's a good question. It's definitely because

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when you're actually driving, anyone that's drove

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a vehicle before knows that the human vision

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is pretty wide. What we have like almost a hundred

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and eighty degrees almost across the horizon

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that we can see So I think that's the most unrealistic

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part of the game is I'm playing on this little

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20 some odd some image monitor which makes it

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very difficult to Accurately make turns or especially

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like docking Reversing the truck and doing all

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the fancy maneuvers that I have to do in real

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life very difficult Without being able to actually

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turn my head and see right just turning you out

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at the PC isn't gonna help you know No, not at

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all. So that's probably the most unrealistic

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part is just having that field of view be so

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confined It makes it difficult to do some of

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those things, but the rest of it's pretty accurate.

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Oh, really? I would say yeah. Oh, that's awesome

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So in other words if you're in your truck and

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you're going 70 miles an hour and you need to

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stop It take especially if you're loaded up.

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Oh, yeah, it's gonna take you a while gonna take

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a second So if if the guy's 50 feet in front

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of you, he's getting smashed getting smashed.

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Yeah. Yeah, they Don't have super accurate like

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damage simulator. So if you smash into a car

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It's it's gonna feel like an accident, but then

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like the car is not gonna be exploded or anything.

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Oh, it just looks like a car Yeah, okay. I got

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you. I got you. Well, it's still very interesting.

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Yeah, I was very curious about that because I

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There was a guy once that had a gaming channel

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and he was a a former aviator with the Navy,

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so he did a lot of these flight simulators and

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stuff, and he would always kind of nitpick like,

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ah, this is real, or wow, this is actually very

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realistic, or whatever, so he would kind of try

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different games and stuff and critique them.

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I can't remember the guy's name, but I always

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found it very interesting. So yeah, I was interested

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to get your take on the truck. driving part of

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it. Yeah, I know this one's kind of obvious,

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but I know there's been like guitarists out there

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that have like critiqued Guitar Hero or rock

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band style games, and they're just like, this

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isn't even remotely close. No, no it's not. Anyone

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that's looked at a guitar before probably knows

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it's a ways away from five colored buttons. It

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is, it definitely is. But definitely check out,

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it's on YouTube, Aiden spelled the right way.

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Check out our gaming channel, it's called A &M

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Gaming. You may have seen quite a bit of content

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actually for both gaming channels on Instagram.

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You used to see it on TikTok. I don't know what

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the fuck's going on with TikTok, but... It's

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broken. We're Shadow Band and we have no idea

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why. And we don't know why. Yeah. So they can

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blow me. But you can check out Instagram. Instagram

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doesn't have an issue with us, which is great.

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And you can kind of get little bits and pieces

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of the content that we create. So it's pretty

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funny. We hope you enjoy it, judging by the number

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some of you do. So that's great. Except the French,

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they get cranky about things. But that's a different

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story. We still love them and whatever. But it's

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just maybe some things lost in translation or

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things that someone might find funny. Someone's

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like, oh, how dare you say that about our country?

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It's like. guy dude i had to stop eating my snail

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and smoking my cigarette during this comment

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no shut up dude you guys are way more progressive

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than here you got free health care trust me you're

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doing stuff a lot better than we are it's like

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come on man it's not that serious uh but anyway

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uh a &m gaming we do very similar games uh that

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uh aiden does on his gaming channel as far as

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like the geoguessr and observation duty uh we

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did an Observation Duty style game, but it looks

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like the movie Backrooms that we did. Yeah, Spectator.

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That one was kind of fun. And I might have liked

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it even more than Observation. I like we'll have

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to play it a couple more times, but like off

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jump, I kind of dug it. Yeah, I agree. It was

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just a lot more fun, a lot less minute details

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that we had to pay attention to. And I think

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because of the way we tried to do that. where,

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yeah, we are playing a game, but we're just trying

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to be goofy and have fun. It's hard to do that

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if you're like, really, did that pen move? Right,

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right. Come on, you know? So, yeah, so like that

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game's fun. uh we did the one with the crown

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the crown sort the court sort the court yeah

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i can never remember the name that one had some

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funny bits sort the court yeah well definitely

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be getting back to that soon too yeah that that

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is definitely funny i was in a mood that day

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so i was i was very napoleon -esque in my in

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my way of really i was not a benevolent yeah

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that is that is for a queen i'm sorry i was a

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queen uh so that that was kind of fun but we

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always do a lot of different kinds of games and

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And we have fun. So make sure you check out both

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Aiden's Spell the Right Way and A &M Gaming.

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Like and subscribe and share and all that kind

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of good stuff, too. Damn right. But yeah, so

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this week, it is Title Riz 101. And I have been

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known since college to have what the kids call

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game. Maybe it's not even called game anymore.

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I don't know. I call it game either. You have

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that ability. to know how to interact with people

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or you don't. Yeah. It's kind of, you know, one

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way or the other. But I've always had that. You

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know, so the Wizard of Oz has returned to impart

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great knowledge upon my younger generation as

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an avid bar goer, which I am. I observe guys

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in their 20s and 30s stumble about looking for

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a coherent sentence or a nonverbal gesture to

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attract a member of the opposite sex or same

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sex in some cases, who knows. But sometimes their

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efforts make me giggle as I watch them crash

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and burn. Most times it's just kind of sad as

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I watch them walk away dejected. Yeah. They probably

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met well and they were probably really interested

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in that person and seeing them fail. It's a bummer.

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I just kind of want to go, my guy, I'm sorry.

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Do you want to know what you did wrong? But at

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any rate, you know, there are some basic strategies

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that will at the very least keep you in the ball

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game and leave the one you're interested in wanting

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a little bit more. You know, I'm going to preface

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all of this and saying, like if people have seen

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the movie Hitch, right? Hitch isn't just trying

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to get dudes laid. I mean, that's not the point

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of this. It's like if you're interested in someone,

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just trying to get with someone that you like.

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And hopefully they like you back. It's really

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basic stuff. And so, like a lot of the things

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I'm gonna say, it's not designed to get you laid.

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I mean, sure, there's men and women that just

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go out and just like, yep, I wanna get laid tonight.

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And great, super great. If those two people cross

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paths, then you're gonna have a great night and

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good for you. However, sometimes one doesn't

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match the other and that's when the crash and

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burn happens for sure. A lot of miscommunication

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and things of that nature. What's funny is that

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the amount of energy that goes into like an opening

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line is almost entirely wasted So is the careful

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like outfit selection? I'm gonna wear this or

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blah blah blah You know the the confident work

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whatever angle someone's been rehearsing in the

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mirror Most people are preparing for something

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that bears little resemblance to how attraction

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actually works What actually works is almost

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embarrassing its simplicity. So there was a 2022

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study in evolutionary psychology asked nearly

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a thousand people in the US and Norway I don't

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know why US and Norway I found that hilarious

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it's probably just where the professor yeah you

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know is is is teaching but to rate 40 flirting

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tactics for both short and long -term relationships.

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Researchers expected confidence, physical attractiveness,

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strong opener to dominate the results. They didn't,

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not even close. Humor topped the list. Warm smiles,

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eye contact followed. Well -crafted opener and

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great outfit both finished somewhere in the middle

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of 40 options. sandwiched between tactics nobody

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would consciously choose. A laugh and a genuine

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smile beat all of it, every time. So, simple

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flirting technique works better than pick -up

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lines, psychologists say. The reason humor works

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comes down to what psychologists call emotional

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synchrony. When two people share a laugh, their

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brains are experiencing the same emotional state

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at the same moment. That synchronized response

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is largely what people are describing when they

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talk about feeling chemistry with someone. The

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experience isn't mystical. Two nervous systems

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are briefly running on the same frequency. Evolutionary

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psychologists have a separate take on why humor

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is so effective. Producing funny material on

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the fly something I'm incredibly good at. Requires

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creativity, social awareness, and the ability

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to read a room. Trust me, nine out of ten guys

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fail right there. I was going to say that's the

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big hang up there. I'm not much of a bar goer

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myself, especially these days. Sometimes you

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just want to grab old boy by the shoulder and

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just be like, brother, read the room. What are

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we doing here, guy? Oh yeah, for sure. So that

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social awareness and ability to read the room,

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all of which signal cognitive fitness. Jeffrey

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Miller has argued in The Mating Mind that humor

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evolved as a display of creative intelligence,

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a fitness indicator, not an entertainment feature.

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A well -timed joke outperforming a well -cut

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jaw is less surprising once that sinks in. Fair.

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Totally fair. There's a timing dimension that

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most people miss, so attraction decisions happen

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before conscious awareness catches up. The brain

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is processing and evaluating a smile, a moment

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of eye contact, long before anyone consciously

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decides whether they like the person in front

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of them. The first few minutes of any interaction

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are doing considerably more than most people

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account for. Chemistry isn't a matter of luck.

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people assume it is. It builds through small

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moments, shared laughs, warm smile, the sense

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that someone actually sees you. The people who

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leave the strongest impression are usually the

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ones who make someone feel good about themselves.

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An opening line has almost nothing to do with

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that. Yeah, right. Nothing to do with that. If

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you have shared a group of friends, let this

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this interest or attraction build over time.

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Be interested, but maybe not that interested.

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Nonverbal cues are huge. Basic compliments, I

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love your shoes, or just do something different

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with your hair. That's huge. Be more and more

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engaged each time you're able to meet or interact.

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As I mentioned earlier, humor is important. That

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doesn't mean long ass jokes, dad jokes, or inappropriate

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humor. Silly little... comments or reactive humor

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to certain things work. Right. Right. Because

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you were just talking about the timing a second

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ago and that's timing is everything. Yeah. And

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if you find that moment in a conversation or

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something happens and you can drop a quick one

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liner, that's that's that's the best case. Right.

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So by the third or fourth encounter, you'll know

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enough about that person. to make a move, right?

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I think you're generally going to know if you're

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interested. By now, you'll know if they like

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coffee or they like to go work out at the local

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gym or go on hikes. At that point, maybe suggest

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you do something together without that making

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seem like a date, just like you want to just

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hang out, right, and do something similar together.

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If that goes well and it appears there is mutual

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interest, that's when you make your move. Now,

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slow your roll. Alright, I'm not saying you should

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run at her with your tongue out. It's tap on

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the brakes. It's tap on the brakes. It's probably

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a terrible, terrible strategy. So you don't want...

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In order to understand the good strategy, you

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have to know what not to do also. Yeah, you have

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to know what not to do. Don't do like that cartoony,

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like a woo -ga with tongue flapping out in front

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of you. Woo -ga. Yeah, no, no, no. Don't be peppy

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loopy, man. You don't want to do that at all.

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So, you know, if there's that mutual interest

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to make your move. So that basically just means

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kind of like those glances where you make sure

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she kind of glances over at you and then you

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look away. That's key. Slight smiles, winks.

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you know, laughing at her comments, but not like

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overly like, ha ha ha ha, you know, just kind

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of like, you know, because I mean, right there,

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you're going to take yourself out of the game

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if you're just like, okay, what I said wasn't

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that funny. And he's just really kind of, you

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just, yeah, just be genuine. Yeah, just a little

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smile, a little laugh. That's all you got to

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do. You know, don't don't overdo it, my guy.

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So, um, basically, then just kind of wait. for

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a moment when then it is just you two, right?

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And you start with slight physical contact. Maybe

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your hands brush up against each other, your

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arms brush up against each other. If you're sitting

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at the same table, maybe your legs or your feet

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brush or whatever. Like that's kind of that next

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step, right? And now you're closing physical

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distance, right? Now you're to a point. where

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there is what they call intimacy, right? You're

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in an intimate moment, you're getting a little

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closer together, you've made some physical contact,

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right? You've shared the laugh, the eye contact,

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the whole thing. So at this point, you're in

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a good position. Once again, put your tongue

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away. You're not, you're not doing, trust me,

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I've been to the bars, I've seen disastrous moves,

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just awful. So please do not do that. Once again,

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compliments are still great. As you're closing

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that distance, comment how beautiful her eyes

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are or how much you love her smile. That's all

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really good, genuine heartfelt stuff, man. That's

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really good. And above all, with all of this

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that I'm saying, just be genuine. Be yourself.

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You're not putting on an act. I'm just setting

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up kind of a proper way. for success. So many

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people get in their own ways and then things

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never happen and it's so disappointing and I

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hate seeing it. The final move with a slight

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smile and some eye contact. This, I'm telling

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you guys, this is good, okay. You take your hand

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and you gently touch the side of her face. Like

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her thumb can be on her cheek or you just brush

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with the back of your hand. That is a baller

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move. Every day, all day. Don't forget it. If

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she looks scared or annoyed, which if you're

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to this point, highly doubtful that's gonna happen,

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but if she does, retreat and you can play it

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off. Oh girl, you just had an eyelash on your

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cheek. Yeah, I got it for you. And you're done.

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So your move didn't F you up because you were

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able to bail. However, as I said, you're probably

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good at this point, okay? So if you've come this

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far, right, you share that shy smile, you know,

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your hands on her cheek or whatever. If you get

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kind of that, once again, if you get that shy

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smile, if you get a slight blush from her, or

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the full on F me eyes, and we know what those

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are, ladies and gentlemen, right? So, it's game

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time. And the killer last move is not to, is

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not to go in, right, for any kind of kiss. Like,

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don't go for a macking session right away. Right?

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Because you're going to blow the whole vibe.

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You're going to blow it. But also, don't go in

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for that gentle yet passionate kiss, all right?

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Ask her. Because this is good, guys. This shows

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that you have respect for them, okay? Which is

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in short supply. So if that girl can identify

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why this guy really respects me, that's also

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huge. Say something along the lines of like,

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would you be really mad if I tried to kiss you

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right now? something along those lines, because

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you're like, instead of just going in, which

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some guys might do, and that may or may not work,

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asking her, would you mind if I kissed you? And

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if you get the affirmative, that's when you do

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the gently yet passionate kiss, right? And the

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evening, with a little bit of a makeout sesh,

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but nothing crazy, you're not filming a porno

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tonight, okay? Just chill. If you end it with

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that, now the game is on, right? Now you've got

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this girl who is interested enough to you to

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welcome your advances, to share space with you,

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to share that kiss, and then end the night with

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both of you feeling good, right? You're not trying

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to take her home at this point. Don't do that,

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because that's not what you're trying to do.

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If you're genuinely interested in this girl,

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you've done your job, okay? You're interested,

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she's interested, that game is over for the evening

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and you guys set something up. You go for another

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one of those workouts or a hike or you meet with

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your friends again and you kind of take the next

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step. But this is the true build -up to Kind

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of the first date which is what you're trying

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to get to I want to take this girl out I want

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to take her to dinner go hang out just the two

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of us and Share those moments because that is

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generally the next step because then if the first

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date second date go well Not now it's on now.

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You're right how you're dating now, right? You've

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got a significant other and vice versa and and

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it's all good So I think if you just kind of

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follow These basic guidelines for how you're

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gonna carry yourself and treat that other person

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if you are interested in them and you see that

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there is general mutual interest I think it's

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just kind of a proper way on how you should act

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how you should play it and Then you're on to

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the dating and then that's that's kind of that's

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that's on you because then you both see Who you

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are and who she is and and that's and you just

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go for it, right? So being genuine respecting

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boundaries and consent. Things that should be

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first nature. In an ideal world. Things that

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should be first nature are what you should do.

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Don't go out there and be a dog. Don't be, like,

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rude. Right. Or, like, don't do any, like, negging

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or anything. Like, you can see all these, like,

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really cringe, like, pick -up artists and shit

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on YouTube. And it's... It's kind of the opposite

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of what you should do. So if you want perfect

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examples of like, hmm, I shouldn't do that, look

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at those guys. Yes. Look at what those guys do.

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And like, negging and putting people down or

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things like that. Just the less you try, the

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more success you're going to have. Yeah. You

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know? Yep. And that's it. That's it. That's all

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you got to do. Just be yourself and then don't

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be a dog. Right. Don't be a dog. Just don't.

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Don't do it. Um, yeah, so that's lesson 101 in

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the books class dismissed class dismissed So

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hopefully some more any of that helped you guys

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out Um when we return carpe diem on season seven

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All right, we are back on the mark mo show Your

00:25:11.700 --> 00:25:13.440
host, Mark Maloney, along with Aidan Maloney.

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And it is time for Carpe Diem. You find beautiful

00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:20.259
people, send us your DMs. And we read them on

00:25:20.259 --> 00:25:24.579
the air. And if it's in the form of a question,

00:25:25.420 --> 00:25:30.059
well, well, well, well. We might answer it. We

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could answer it. We could. We have the ability.

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Yeah. To answer the question. Questions, comments,

00:25:35.259 --> 00:25:40.119
concerns. All of it. All of it. You could get

00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:44.779
on the show. Right. But like anything, I mean,

00:25:44.859 --> 00:25:47.539
you just can't walk into a concert. This is true.

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Got to have a ticket. Yeah. Can't just walk on

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an airplane. Got to have a ticket. Got to have

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a ticket. What's the ticket to get on the Mark

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Mo Show? Ha ha. See? See how we were kind of

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staring you all there? Yeah, you know, it might

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take a little something. It might take, I don't

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know. If you said, hey, I have a stick of gum,

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I'd say thanks and walk away. I probably wouldn't

00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:09.990
even take it. That's true. Come from a stranger?

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Yeah, I had that thing in that van that one time.

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Anyway, so yeah, it was a thing. His candy was

00:26:21.690 --> 00:26:24.089
good though. We'll talk about it next week. That's

00:26:24.089 --> 00:26:27.349
a different story. Anyway, you know, something

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crisp. Not like a potato chip. Or a salad. No.

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No, but it could be green. Better if it had a

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blue strip on it. I would agree. That'd be, and

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more than just say like a number one. Sure. Sure.

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You know, maybe something with double. Double

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digits. Perhaps. Perhaps. Triple. Per note. If

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you will, we're speaking in riddles and rhymes.

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We're just saying you got to bribe us. You just

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got to bribe us. You just got to give us cash.

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Coal hard cash is what we're saying, ladies and

00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:00.059
gentlemen. Give us the coal hard. Shoot you straight.

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You got to bribe us. Right. Exactly. You know?

00:27:03.940 --> 00:27:08.319
So yeah, at any rate, we've got questions and

00:27:08.319 --> 00:27:10.720
comments and things like that today. I've got

00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:14.460
one here from at Danny Dingus. He says, you make

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the choice. $5 ,000, but you can never. drink

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an alcoholic beverage ever again. Or $500 ,000,

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but you have to drink a bottle of liquor every

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day. Damn. Well, here's the thing, Danny Dingus.

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I'm an expert in semantics, and it doesn't specify

00:27:35.619 --> 00:27:39.859
how large the bottle has to be. My guy. So if

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it's just a shooter, I could do a shooter a day.

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Easily a shooter a day. I'll take the 500 grand.

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If the implication is you have to drink a fifth,

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I would probably pass away young. Right. Your

00:27:52.109 --> 00:27:54.750
liver will be shot in ten years. Yeah. So I think

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I'll... If that's the implication, I'll take

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the five grand and just be a sober man. Probably

00:28:00.910 --> 00:28:05.269
healthier for me anyway. Sure. But... A shooter

00:28:05.269 --> 00:28:07.750
is a bottle. Yeah. Without bottle specifications,

00:28:07.910 --> 00:28:11.730
I'll take the half mil. Yeah. I like what you

00:28:11.730 --> 00:28:14.569
did there. Yeah. That was smart. Danny Dingus

00:28:14.569 --> 00:28:16.890
got you there. Yeah, Danny thought he had us,

00:28:16.990 --> 00:28:20.269
but oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, Danny. He ain't getting

00:28:20.269 --> 00:28:24.009
one over us that easy. At where is the pin? Hi,

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guys. I love golf, but rarely does it love me

00:28:26.869 --> 00:28:29.410
back. Can I become a better golfer if I don't

00:28:29.410 --> 00:28:33.869
do it all the time? I would say sure. There's

00:28:33.869 --> 00:28:37.029
a lot of people in my place of work, because

00:28:37.029 --> 00:28:39.869
we're all tradies, right? And what's something

00:28:39.869 --> 00:28:42.670
tradies love to do? I guess golf. because all

00:28:42.670 --> 00:28:46.470
of them golf and I've always asked or at least

00:28:46.470 --> 00:28:49.170
when like we're talking to each other and I bring

00:28:49.170 --> 00:28:52.390
up the fact that like yeah, my irons my irons

00:28:52.390 --> 00:28:55.349
are solid my putting is decent, but I can't drive

00:28:55.349 --> 00:28:59.150
worth a shit because it slices 50 yards to the

00:28:59.150 --> 00:29:01.930
right and Every single one of them has the same

00:29:01.930 --> 00:29:03.990
answer like dude. You can fix that in one day

00:29:03.990 --> 00:29:09.460
if you talk to a golf pro Yeah, I'm like So yes,

00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:11.799
to answer where's the pins question, I would

00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:15.019
say yeah. Depending what the issue is. I just

00:29:15.019 --> 00:29:18.460
haven't put the time in. Yeah, I haven't either

00:29:18.460 --> 00:29:21.640
and the problem with my golf game is I have too

00:29:21.640 --> 00:29:24.460
many things wrong. You know, so it's like I had

00:29:24.460 --> 00:29:26.920
this one woman, we used to be great friends.

00:29:27.900 --> 00:29:31.539
Sadly, she passed away. She was not an avid golfer,

00:29:31.619 --> 00:29:35.460
but like she golfed. And she said the same thing.

00:29:35.859 --> 00:29:38.980
I can fix your slicing. and one evening at the

00:29:38.980 --> 00:29:40.759
driving range I said cool so we went out one

00:29:40.759 --> 00:29:43.420
night this was when I was down in Florida and

00:29:43.420 --> 00:29:45.240
so she's like go ahead and take a couple swings

00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:47.500
I took a couple swings she's like I got you and

00:29:47.500 --> 00:29:49.359
so she had me change a couple things with my

00:29:49.359 --> 00:29:51.779
grip and then she's like yeah go ahead and take

00:29:51.779 --> 00:29:55.799
a swing now it cost me distance but I hit that

00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:58.539
thing straight as an arrow and I thought well

00:29:58.890 --> 00:30:02.329
Problem solved. Problem solved. Yeah. Because

00:30:02.329 --> 00:30:05.730
if I hit it 250 yards, but just like you, if

00:30:05.730 --> 00:30:09.029
it's 250 yards straight and it's 50 yards to

00:30:09.029 --> 00:30:11.589
the right, well, if there's trees, if there's

00:30:11.589 --> 00:30:13.049
water, if there's things like that, it's going

00:30:13.049 --> 00:30:14.910
to cost me the extra stride anyway, so why not

00:30:14.910 --> 00:30:16.589
just hit the damn ball straight and stay in the

00:30:16.589 --> 00:30:21.349
fairway? Yeah. So yeah, I suppose it can be done,

00:30:21.349 --> 00:30:23.750
but it's going to take a little work. Right.

00:30:23.789 --> 00:30:28.309
And like any physical sport or anything, actually.

00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:31.720
Like, anything. It requires muscle memory if

00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:34.799
you wish to stay at a certain level. For sure.

00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:37.839
So, the more you repeat something. Yeah. I would

00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:40.619
say there has to be a certain frequency. Right.

00:30:40.740 --> 00:30:44.319
In order to keep and maintain those skills. But,

00:30:44.599 --> 00:30:49.319
yeah. I'll even say this. If you are trying to

00:30:49.319 --> 00:30:52.220
perfect any part of your game, work on the driving.

00:30:52.539 --> 00:30:55.019
You can drive straight and keep the ball in the

00:30:55.019 --> 00:30:57.400
fairway. Even if the rest of your game is just

00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:00.740
mid at best, you'll at least go out, you'll shoot

00:31:00.740 --> 00:31:03.039
in the 90s, you'll at least have a decent time.

00:31:03.059 --> 00:31:05.500
Right. You won't be hitting 1 -21 -30 and all

00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:07.160
your friends are like, oh my god, we're waiting

00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:09.240
on this dude. Right. I'm hitting two, he's hitting

00:31:09.240 --> 00:31:12.740
four. Yeah. You know, you don't want to be in

00:31:12.740 --> 00:31:15.180
a foursome and be that guy. Right. Because that's

00:31:15.180 --> 00:31:17.960
just, I'm sorry, that's a miserable day. Yeah.

00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:20.359
I always hear guys, oh, bad day of golf's better

00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:23.519
than a good day at work. Well, no. I'm going

00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:26.180
to tell you it's not because if I spend $30 on

00:31:26.180 --> 00:31:28.160
a bag of balls and they're all gone by the time

00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:31.220
I'm done, I'm already paying 30 bucks to golf.

00:31:31.359 --> 00:31:33.259
Now I just spend 30 bucks in balls. That's a

00:31:33.259 --> 00:31:35.720
60. And if we have a couple of beers after, that's

00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:38.660
an expensive day to go out and be hot and sweaty

00:31:38.660 --> 00:31:41.720
and be miserable and unhappy because you're not

00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:43.380
playing well and all your friends are waiting

00:31:43.380 --> 00:31:46.839
on you all day. Nah, I'm good. Yeah. I'm good.

00:31:46.859 --> 00:31:49.940
There's other things to play and do. I'm totally

00:31:49.940 --> 00:31:52.079
fine. Do a golf simulator. At least we get to

00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:54.740
stay in the AC. Right, exactly. I play Tiger

00:31:54.740 --> 00:31:56.819
Woods golf. At least on that I can compete in

00:31:56.819 --> 00:32:01.700
the Masters. Yeah, right. By the way, the putting

00:32:01.700 --> 00:32:04.880
in that course is just... Unbelievable. Stupid.

00:32:05.700 --> 00:32:08.940
God, I don't know how people do it. Anyway, at

00:32:08.940 --> 00:32:18.009
ghost of Mitch McConnell. Hello everyone. Well

00:32:18.009 --> 00:32:20.890
shit. It's pretty hot down here. I wish I were

00:32:20.890 --> 00:32:26.309
still alive Reagan won't leave me alone. Oh A

00:32:26.309 --> 00:32:30.529
little Mitch. Yeah McTurtle is frustrated. Yep.

00:32:31.569 --> 00:32:39.049
I can't I can't wait for a regular life again

00:32:39.049 --> 00:32:43.920
when when politics can just be like Okay, well

00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:46.380
they're doing stuff and it's seemingly okay.

00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:49.859
And then you can just go about your day. I figure

00:32:49.859 --> 00:32:52.740
this is probably gonna be one of the bigger cover

00:32:52.740 --> 00:32:55.500
-ups in recent history. I think so. Right next

00:32:55.500 --> 00:32:58.180
to the Epstein files. I think this dude is fucking

00:32:58.180 --> 00:33:00.240
brain dead. I think this dude's on ice. Yeah.

00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:03.579
Yeah. I think this dude is dead and they're quote

00:33:03.579 --> 00:33:06.400
-unquote keeping him alive to avoid a special

00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:09.359
runoff election. Yep. 100 % that's what they're

00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:11.759
doing. And that's despicable. It's unfucking

00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:13.539
beli - It's fucking Weekend of Bernie's type

00:33:13.539 --> 00:33:15.900
shit. It really is. What are you doing? It really

00:33:15.900 --> 00:33:18.059
is. You're gonna have his aides come out with

00:33:18.059 --> 00:33:19.700
him and they're gonna have little pulley system

00:33:19.700 --> 00:33:23.299
and string and... Oh god. One of them's got their

00:33:23.299 --> 00:33:26.140
hand, like, up his asshole controlling the mouth.

00:33:26.420 --> 00:33:29.299
It's me, Mitch. Alright, and it kinda looks more

00:33:29.299 --> 00:33:32.079
like Terrence and Philip from South Park. Oh

00:33:32.079 --> 00:33:34.380
god, he kinda looked like that anyway. I'm not

00:33:34.380 --> 00:33:39.660
your guy, pal. I'm not your pal, buddy. Anyway.

00:33:40.109 --> 00:33:45.369
Thank you, Ghost. My last one surprise is from

00:33:45.369 --> 00:33:49.869
at stoner stanley420. Momo and Alan show, where

00:33:49.869 --> 00:33:53.930
does the time go? Ain't that the truth? Ain't

00:33:53.930 --> 00:33:57.250
that the truth? Like I had a... Oh, he's being

00:33:57.250 --> 00:34:00.549
literal. Like I had a clock in my van and I think

00:34:00.549 --> 00:34:03.769
it went away. Time to smoke with Squirrely. Bye.

00:34:05.220 --> 00:34:08.800
Wow. So someone what jacked his head unit out

00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:13.380
his car? That appears to be the case. I didn't

00:34:13.380 --> 00:34:15.199
know people were still stealing those. That's

00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:18.059
crazy. Right. And I mean, I'm assuming his van

00:34:18.059 --> 00:34:21.300
is old as hell. Oh, sure. Yeah. I wonder if he

00:34:21.300 --> 00:34:24.159
had like an actual like kitchen clock in there.

00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:27.000
Oh yeah. Like one of those old school alarm clocks.

00:34:27.139 --> 00:34:29.920
I bet he did. Found it at a garage sale or something.

00:34:30.059 --> 00:34:32.400
Right. And like I'm sure the time was probably

00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:35.260
wrong on it anyway. Yeah. Oh man, where'd the

00:34:35.260 --> 00:34:37.940
time go? Wow, it's so bright outside for 2 a

00:34:37.940 --> 00:34:42.400
.m. Uh -huh, oh yeah. Hi, here's my thing. Stan,

00:34:43.099 --> 00:34:45.760
he's probably not in the right head space for

00:34:45.760 --> 00:34:47.460
this, but I want to give him a little conspiracy

00:34:47.460 --> 00:34:51.519
theory. Do you think the squirrel is just hanging

00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:56.039
around to get some of your bud and steal your

00:34:56.039 --> 00:34:59.440
clocks? That's my thought. Is this squirrel came

00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:01.280
around all of a sudden, he's got things missing.

00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:04.480
That squirrel's got an agenda. Yeah. That's what

00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:06.320
I'm thinking. Made a little cashola on the side,

00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:09.440
stealing his shit. I wouldn't doubt it. Get real.

00:35:10.059 --> 00:35:14.579
Mmm. Mmm -mmm. Ah, man. Well, I know you've got

00:35:14.579 --> 00:35:18.239
a list. What's, uh, what have you, sir? I got

00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:23.219
some DMs here. One from Animal763, asking, What's

00:35:23.219 --> 00:35:27.840
the most addictive TV show you've ever watched?

00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:33.840
Oh, easy. Easy, easy. 24. Oh, 24 is great. 24.

00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:38.320
I mean, what an interesting concept. Yeah. And

00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:41.639
that, like, this special agent is dealing with,

00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:45.440
like, terrorists and all that kind of stuff.

00:35:46.179 --> 00:35:50.380
And the show is 24. Well, it wasn't exactly 24.

00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:52.320
It was, like, 22. And then there were some, like,

00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:55.340
a couple of two -hour episodes. But it was, like,

00:35:55.619 --> 00:35:57.820
quote, unquote, real time. And the clock would

00:35:57.820 --> 00:36:02.610
run, dink, dink. and like it was just this thing

00:36:02.610 --> 00:36:07.309
that happened on a day. Yeah. What a cool concept.

00:36:07.650 --> 00:36:10.190
Amazing concept. I have fond memories of watching

00:36:10.190 --> 00:36:14.670
that show. And it was it was right before a lot

00:36:14.670 --> 00:36:17.650
of shows and stuff started streaming where you

00:36:17.650 --> 00:36:20.269
could like watch a show in a day. Right. Because

00:36:20.269 --> 00:36:22.829
like that concept might not necessarily work

00:36:22.829 --> 00:36:26.280
anymore because this was just week by week. Yeah,

00:36:26.380 --> 00:36:29.179
they'd leave you on a cliffhanger every single

00:36:29.179 --> 00:36:30.920
week and you're like, oh my god, now I gotta

00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:34.340
wait a week. Yeah God bless. Hope you have a

00:36:34.340 --> 00:36:36.659
DVR just in case you miss it, you know. Oh, I

00:36:36.659 --> 00:36:39.739
know those days Yeah, cuz like literally it's

00:36:39.739 --> 00:36:41.179
like oh my god, it's Monday night. It's like

00:36:41.179 --> 00:36:43.400
I'm oh my god 15 minutes Am I gonna make it home

00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:46.039
right? It's like freaking out But yeah, that

00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:48.300
was just part of it. It just it just you had

00:36:48.300 --> 00:36:50.860
that buildup Yeah, each and every week such 100

00:36:50.860 --> 00:36:54.019
% agree such a cool show. Yeah I totally agree

00:36:54.019 --> 00:36:56.239
with that assessment. I like 24 as an answer.

00:36:57.260 --> 00:37:02.019
I would say I like Doctor Who as an answer. Because

00:37:02.019 --> 00:37:05.619
that was also before streaming, and now it's

00:37:05.619 --> 00:37:07.739
on streaming because it's survived that long.

00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:12.599
But yeah, that was another one where it's fairly

00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:17.920
episodic, but the seasonal through plots. Like,

00:37:18.280 --> 00:37:21.320
just keep ringing you back. They do, and like,

00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:23.440
can they have one -off episodes? Yeah, and quite

00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:25.500
frequently they did, but they had kind of those

00:37:25.500 --> 00:37:28.340
underlying storylines where like two episodes

00:37:28.340 --> 00:37:29.860
later all of a sudden they come back and you're

00:37:29.860 --> 00:37:32.099
like, oh, wait a minute, and it's like, so yeah,

00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:34.460
that is pretty cool. Yeah, totally agree. And

00:37:34.460 --> 00:37:38.019
then Supernatural, I would say. That's a good

00:37:38.019 --> 00:37:42.719
one. Is kind of similar format. to Doctor Who,

00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:45.940
where it's fairly episodic, but then like the

00:37:45.940 --> 00:37:48.059
seasonal through plots just keep you coming back.

00:37:48.159 --> 00:37:51.440
Yeah. So I would say those are my three. Yeah.

00:37:52.019 --> 00:37:56.079
Next one from Gutterball Butterboy. Uh -oh. What

00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:59.559
do you think are the most essential jobs in the

00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:03.840
world? Ooh, the most essential jobs. I'd say

00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:08.599
probably farming. Yeah, yeah, we need them. Like

00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:13.159
farming, doctors. Doctors, yeah. Yeah. As much

00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:15.280
as healthcare sucks in America, we still need

00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:18.820
doctors. Right. I have to pat my own back, but

00:38:18.820 --> 00:38:22.179
for the farmers, you need truckers too. Yes,

00:38:22.179 --> 00:38:26.519
you do. To get stuff around. Yeah. Hmm. Firefighters?

00:38:26.519 --> 00:38:29.480
I was just about to say firefighters. Yeah. I'd

00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:33.119
say firefighters. You could argue architects

00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:36.460
or engineers. Oh, yeah. Shit's gotta get built.

00:38:36.639 --> 00:38:40.190
Which require teachers. Which required to I like

00:38:40.190 --> 00:38:42.409
where this is going. It's just like one into

00:38:42.409 --> 00:38:44.949
another heat Yeah, you need teachers. Otherwise,

00:38:44.949 --> 00:38:47.530
you just have a whole country full of dumb it

00:38:47.530 --> 00:38:52.909
hmm Sounds awfully familiar. Oh boy. Well shit

00:38:52.909 --> 00:38:58.489
Yeah, that's that's kind of an interesting that

00:38:58.489 --> 00:39:00.409
wasn't planned by the way people that was just

00:39:00.409 --> 00:39:04.050
kind of a Natural natural flow of things. Yeah

00:39:04.050 --> 00:39:08.550
the discovery of how this symbiotic. Yeah uh,

00:39:08.730 --> 00:39:11.349
human culture kind of is. Yeah, absolutely. Hmm.

00:39:11.650 --> 00:39:14.349
I like that one. That was good. Gumbow Charles.

00:39:14.650 --> 00:39:17.469
Gumbow. Gumbow, coming back in, uh, final DM

00:39:17.469 --> 00:39:20.550
I got today. What's something unhealthy that

00:39:20.550 --> 00:39:24.630
you actually got away from? Something unhealthy?

00:39:24.710 --> 00:39:33.909
Yeah. Oof. Uh... Well, um... I think the biggest

00:39:33.909 --> 00:39:39.860
one for me is soda. Don't drink soda. I don't

00:39:39.860 --> 00:39:42.179
It's it's not even something that crosses my

00:39:42.179 --> 00:39:46.400
mind. I remember Yeah, as you're sipping on your

00:39:46.400 --> 00:39:49.900
soda Yeah, I just don't drink sodas I remember

00:39:49.900 --> 00:39:53.480
being like a teen and always liking having having

00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:56.659
a cola or root beer or sprite or something And

00:39:56.659 --> 00:39:59.280
now it's just like it's not for me. No, that's

00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:01.860
just not for me I'll get my caffeine elsewhere,

00:40:02.420 --> 00:40:06.940
which I guess is a vice sure so that Check that

00:40:06.940 --> 00:40:11.019
one. Marked unsafe from caffeine addiction. But

00:40:11.019 --> 00:40:13.059
yeah, definitely got away from sodas and most

00:40:13.059 --> 00:40:16.619
sweet foods in general too. I don't eat a lot

00:40:16.619 --> 00:40:22.460
of cookies or cakes or ice creams or... I never

00:40:22.460 --> 00:40:26.519
really was a sweet person. Like I'll enjoy a

00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:28.619
piece of chocolate cake or a fudge brownie or

00:40:28.619 --> 00:40:30.760
stuff like that. But I have it so infrequently,

00:40:30.820 --> 00:40:34.329
I love it. Right. Right. But I'm OK having it

00:40:34.329 --> 00:40:35.769
in that moment, and then I'm good for another

00:40:35.769 --> 00:40:38.889
month. Yeah. I'm like, ah, I'm good. So yeah,

00:40:38.929 --> 00:40:41.570
I don't know. But sweets was never a thing, so

00:40:41.570 --> 00:40:44.389
I technically didn't give it up. I just don't

00:40:44.389 --> 00:40:47.230
have a lot of it. I remember when I was younger,

00:40:47.349 --> 00:40:49.869
I would be hounding for sugar. You love sweets,

00:40:50.190 --> 00:40:52.789
dude. You love them. So luckily, I am away from

00:40:52.789 --> 00:40:55.670
all that. Yeah. Not a huge sugar fiend these

00:40:55.670 --> 00:41:01.130
days. I love fried chicken, and I drink. Probably

00:41:01.130 --> 00:41:05.550
should work out more than I do. I stay out late.

00:41:05.570 --> 00:41:09.329
I don't get much sleep. I do drink soda pop.

00:41:09.710 --> 00:41:14.130
More fast food than I care to admit. I'm not

00:41:14.130 --> 00:41:17.750
answering this question well. You seem to have

00:41:17.750 --> 00:41:21.969
gotten away from some unhealthy individuals from

00:41:21.969 --> 00:41:25.369
your past. That's I, you know what? Which I think

00:41:25.369 --> 00:41:29.079
is a fair assessment. Ding, ding, win for you,

00:41:29.179 --> 00:41:32.480
Aiden. Yeah, you know, I agree, because it's

00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:35.500
like, when you have people and they mean something

00:41:35.500 --> 00:41:38.099
to you, or you like, ah, that person is this

00:41:38.099 --> 00:41:39.940
to me, and it's like, it's an important person.

00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:44.280
But then you realize that maybe that person wasn't

00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:50.440
the best for you. And, you know, when you find

00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:52.860
out or you learn that, it's always very painful,

00:41:52.860 --> 00:41:57.480
but in the same sense, it's better. for you that

00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:00.480
you don't have to deal with them that often.

00:42:01.179 --> 00:42:04.579
So yeah, I'll take that one. Lock that in. You

00:42:04.579 --> 00:42:08.559
are right on that for sure. I think that's most

00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:11.619
of my unhealthy things I've gotten away from

00:42:11.619 --> 00:42:16.719
is your sugar and soda. Those are good. Oh, oh,

00:42:16.739 --> 00:42:20.219
I guess another thing. Back when I worked second

00:42:20.219 --> 00:42:22.280
shift and before that I actually worked a true

00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:25.579
midnight shift, my sleep schedule was fucked.

00:42:25.869 --> 00:42:29.389
Like well and truly destroyed. And now that I

00:42:29.389 --> 00:42:32.989
work the boomer hours, I must be up in the wee

00:42:32.989 --> 00:42:36.349
hours of the morning. My sleep schedule is totally

00:42:36.349 --> 00:42:39.269
normalized. That's good. I go to bed sometime

00:42:39.269 --> 00:42:42.829
between 8 and 10. I wake up sometime between

00:42:42.829 --> 00:42:47.110
4 and 6 a .m. Just like regular people stuff.

00:42:47.570 --> 00:42:51.429
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that is good. So, I

00:42:51.429 --> 00:42:55.369
am happy about all that. Yep. Eating shits there,

00:42:55.489 --> 00:42:59.929
hey honey, gotta get to bed by nine. Should we

00:42:59.929 --> 00:43:04.530
watch Angela Ladsbury? Perhaps Matlock before

00:43:04.530 --> 00:43:07.369
we go to bed? I gotta pee up early enough to

00:43:07.369 --> 00:43:11.389
read the newspaper before work. And then he crawls

00:43:11.389 --> 00:43:15.949
into bed and goes, oh damn, I gotta pee. Third

00:43:15.949 --> 00:43:21.530
time this hour, oh Jesus. Now I'll just stay

00:43:21.530 --> 00:43:25.670
up and drink warm milk. I need the camera mile

00:43:25.670 --> 00:43:28.389
tea back on. By the way, what was the deal with

00:43:28.389 --> 00:43:30.690
warm milk? Like that was a thing like when I

00:43:30.690 --> 00:43:33.110
grew up. It's like someone was up late at night

00:43:33.110 --> 00:43:35.170
and they'd make themselves a cup of warm milk.

00:43:35.230 --> 00:43:38.690
That's so stupid. I feel like I would shit myself.

00:43:39.670 --> 00:43:43.210
Right? It's like a cup of warm milk will put

00:43:43.210 --> 00:43:45.329
me to bed. No, it's gonna send you the crapper,

00:43:45.750 --> 00:43:47.940
dude. Right. What are you doing? That sounds

00:43:47.940 --> 00:43:50.500
aw - plus it just sounds bad. It sounds terrible.

00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:52.880
I - I am not a fan - If my milk is warm, it's

00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:56.059
in like a latte. Right. Right. And then it's

00:43:56.059 --> 00:43:58.699
- it's - it's more coffee than milk. Yes, correct.

00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:01.320
That - that always blew my mind because dairy

00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:06.260
milk to me, or, yeah, dairy... Cold. Is - is

00:44:06.260 --> 00:44:09.460
- it's not good cold anyway. No. You can hide

00:44:09.460 --> 00:44:12.280
it if it's in cereal and milk. Yep. But it tastes

00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:14.619
like garbage. Yeah. And now you're making it

00:44:14.619 --> 00:44:18.280
warm? Right. Well, that's a great example because,

00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:20.480
like, you sit there and you put milk in the cereal

00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:22.780
because the only way cereal is edible, in my

00:44:22.780 --> 00:44:25.320
opinion, is with milk. Right. And so you sit

00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:26.699
there and you get about halfway through your

00:44:26.699 --> 00:44:29.460
cereal. But then, by the time you're... And I'm

00:44:29.460 --> 00:44:31.280
literally halfway done. Not even most of the

00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:34.280
way done. What cereal is in there is now soggy,

00:44:34.440 --> 00:44:37.800
gross, and the milk is now warm. Double gross.

00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:41.780
Yeah. Yeah. That's another unhealthy thing I've

00:44:41.780 --> 00:44:44.840
gotten away from. No cereal, no milk, no pancakes.

00:44:45.420 --> 00:44:49.579
I don't really eat grains for breakfast. Breakfast

00:44:49.579 --> 00:44:52.780
is important. Yeah, I rarely eat breakfast. Oh,

00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:55.400
no. My breakfast is usually two energy drinks

00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:58.900
and the maximum amount of nicotine I can fit

00:44:58.900 --> 00:45:03.340
inside of me. There you go. Okay. All the doctors

00:45:03.340 --> 00:45:07.980
listening are like, concerning. Concerning. Quite.

00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:12.059
Quite indeed. Speaking of, it is time for a new

00:45:12.059 --> 00:45:17.760
segment. It's time for Southside Theater. We're

00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:21.260
putting on a show for you. Indeed. Great. So

00:45:21.260 --> 00:45:25.219
here we go. It's brand new and kind of endless

00:45:25.219 --> 00:45:29.039
because we can do a script from, well, anything.

00:45:29.539 --> 00:45:32.519
And that is exactly what we're going to do. However,

00:45:33.400 --> 00:45:38.159
we're going to do it as Chicago Southsiders.

00:45:38.260 --> 00:45:43.679
Yeah. and we will largely play the role of two

00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:47.800
people. Sometimes it'll be more. We'll have to

00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:49.579
get creative, but if you've seen our Dream Daddy

00:45:49.579 --> 00:45:52.099
stuff on the gaming channel, you know we can

00:45:52.099 --> 00:45:56.480
come up with stuff on the fly. So I felt like

00:45:56.480 --> 00:46:03.820
our first one would be really great with this

00:46:03.820 --> 00:46:09.030
particular movie, which is... A movie that is

00:46:09.030 --> 00:46:15.349
probably in my top five or six all time, I think.

00:46:15.349 --> 00:46:17.530
It's gotta be up there. It's definitely up there.

00:46:17.590 --> 00:46:21.630
It's A Few Good Men. Amazing film. So, there

00:46:21.630 --> 00:46:25.789
is a scene, which, if you're talking all time

00:46:25.789 --> 00:46:28.630
scenes, that's up there too. Yeah, I'd agree.

00:46:29.530 --> 00:46:34.889
It is Lieutenant Caffey and Colonel Jessup. And

00:46:34.889 --> 00:46:37.329
it's near the end of the movie. And Jessup gets

00:46:37.329 --> 00:46:41.809
called to the stand. Oh no. Dear God. And so

00:46:41.809 --> 00:46:46.869
we will be doing that as Chicago Southsiders.

00:46:47.110 --> 00:46:48.949
Just to give you a behind the scenes of what

00:46:48.949 --> 00:46:52.110
it would have sounded like had they been stereotypical

00:46:52.110 --> 00:46:54.650
Chicagoans. Had this been at the court in Bridgeview.

00:46:55.690 --> 00:46:59.510
This is kind of how that conversation might have

00:46:59.510 --> 00:47:01.969
gone. Now it is largely between two people. There's

00:47:01.969 --> 00:47:04.780
one line from the judge. I'll go ahead and do

00:47:04.780 --> 00:47:07.940
that. Do you want Lieutenant Caffe or do you

00:47:07.940 --> 00:47:10.280
want Colonel Jessup? I'll be the lieutenant today.

00:47:10.400 --> 00:47:11.780
You'll be lieutenant? I'll be the lieutenant.

00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:13.940
I'll take the judge because it's just one line.

00:47:13.940 --> 00:47:17.400
Yeah. And then I'll do Colonel Jessup. Totally

00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:21.019
fair. All right. Here we go. Unrehearsed. A few

00:47:21.019 --> 00:47:26.440
good men as done by Chicago Southsiders. And

00:47:26.440 --> 00:47:30.920
action. Hey, Colonel Jessup, did you order that

00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:34.300
code red? Man, you don't have to answer that

00:47:34.300 --> 00:47:42.599
question. We're already off the rails. I'll answer

00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:46.659
the question. You want answers? I think I'm entitled

00:47:46.659 --> 00:47:51.320
to them. You? You want answers? I want the truth.

00:47:52.699 --> 00:47:58.269
Hey pal, you can handle the truth. Son. We live

00:47:58.269 --> 00:48:01.170
in a world, today's walls, and those walls gotta

00:48:01.170 --> 00:48:04.309
be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?

00:48:04.409 --> 00:48:09.309
You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I got a greater responsibility

00:48:09.309 --> 00:48:12.550
than you can possibly fathom. You weak for San

00:48:12.550 --> 00:48:16.130
Diego, and you curse the Marines. You have that

00:48:16.130 --> 00:48:19.389
luxury, my friend. You have that luxury of not

00:48:19.389 --> 00:48:23.389
knowing what I know. So Santiago's death while

00:48:23.389 --> 00:48:27.650
tragic? Probably save lives in my existence while

00:48:27.650 --> 00:48:33.989
grotesque and incomprehensible to you Saves lives

00:48:33.989 --> 00:48:37.889
You don't want the truth because deep down in

00:48:37.889 --> 00:48:40.630
places you don't talk about and parties my friend

00:48:40.630 --> 00:48:44.969
You want me on the wall you need me on the wall?

00:48:46.309 --> 00:48:50.090
We use words like honor code loyalty we use these

00:48:50.090 --> 00:48:54.190
words as a backbone spent Defending something.

00:48:54.289 --> 00:48:57.550
You use them as a punchline. You don't want the

00:48:57.550 --> 00:49:00.050
truth because deep down in places you don't talk

00:49:00.050 --> 00:49:03.349
about at parties. You want me on the wall. Oh,

00:49:03.369 --> 00:49:06.429
I said this twice. Holy shit. Okay. I don't know

00:49:06.429 --> 00:49:08.909
why that was twice in here. Hang on. Hang on.

00:49:09.010 --> 00:49:10.949
Oh. We're gonna fix it. It's not even fixing

00:49:10.949 --> 00:49:15.630
a post. We're fixing it live. Okay. Did you?

00:49:16.210 --> 00:49:20.360
Oh, did you order the code red? I did the job.

00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:24.280
Did you order the code red? You're goddamn right

00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:30.500
I did. Oh! So there you go. A little bit of a

00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:34.239
flub because I put double lines in there. I don't

00:49:34.239 --> 00:49:35.920
know how that happened. That's kind of crazy.

00:49:36.570 --> 00:49:40.070
but uh that essentially was the very first hell

00:49:40.070 --> 00:49:44.210
yeah south side i think i think and cut and cut

00:49:44.210 --> 00:49:50.980
and cut um so yeah so that that is it um I thought

00:49:50.980 --> 00:49:52.920
that was pretty good. I thought it was funny.

00:49:53.420 --> 00:49:55.739
Well, that's the point. That's the point. We're

00:49:55.739 --> 00:49:58.340
taking some classic scenes. And you're goddamn

00:49:58.340 --> 00:50:00.840
right I did. You're goddamn right I did. And

00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:04.539
that's the beauty of it, because Colonel Jessup

00:50:04.539 --> 00:50:07.400
in the movie freaks out. He's like, eyes bulging.

00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:10.000
You're goddamn right I did. You could see a Southsider

00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:13.000
be like, yeah, you're goddamn right I did. Like,

00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:14.860
he's proud of it, just like, matter of fact,

00:50:14.960 --> 00:50:18.940
because it's just Southside. But yeah, so if

00:50:18.940 --> 00:50:20.900
you liked it and you giggled along with us or

00:50:20.900 --> 00:50:23.179
were like, didn't you say that? Yep, I said it

00:50:23.179 --> 00:50:27.460
twice. That's okay. That's fine. What was the

00:50:27.460 --> 00:50:30.739
thing you did the other season where it was,

00:50:30.820 --> 00:50:33.519
I think it was a review preview, and then you

00:50:33.519 --> 00:50:36.840
got the description twice. It was like you're

00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:39.639
talking about some horror movie, but you had

00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:43.539
the Marvel thing, like this group of teenager

00:50:43.539 --> 00:50:49.739
anti -heroes. That was that's crazy because I

00:50:49.739 --> 00:50:51.199
start talking about I'm like, wait a minute.

00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:55.039
Yeah, I just why does this ring familiar because

00:50:55.039 --> 00:51:00.039
I just This movie sounds like something I just

00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:07.059
saw. Oh my god Yeah, so anyway If you want to

00:51:07.059 --> 00:51:11.280
drop us comments or suggestions You can ask us

00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:14.340
to do lines from certain movies. You know, you

00:51:14.340 --> 00:51:19.920
can say You know, hey, do the car scene from

00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:23.280
the movie Seven with Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman,

00:51:23.420 --> 00:51:25.960
and Kevin Spacey. That would probably be hysterical.

00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:29.880
You can say, hey, one of you do the monologue

00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:33.400
from the movie Jaws, where he talks about the

00:51:33.400 --> 00:51:37.239
USS Indianapolis. That could be good. There's

00:51:37.239 --> 00:51:39.659
a lot. There's a lot of ideas that we can do.

00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:42.860
A lot of ideas. Big Lebowski. I mean, there's

00:51:42.860 --> 00:51:46.539
just so much we can do. And we will. And we will.

00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:50.099
We definitely will. I think even doing some Avengers

00:51:50.099 --> 00:51:52.599
stuff could be kind of funny as a Southsider.

00:51:53.420 --> 00:52:00.039
Imagine Thor. Yeah, I'm still wordy. Oh my God.

00:52:01.179 --> 00:52:03.380
I'm wordy. I'm wordy at a hammer, my friend.

00:52:04.929 --> 00:52:08.510
Oh, man. But anyway, right about now is when

00:52:08.510 --> 00:52:11.090
we would do the other foods, where we had planned

00:52:11.090 --> 00:52:13.590
the Jeff Daniels challenge. But that requires

00:52:13.590 --> 00:52:20.349
the food, which I left at home. Oops. Yep. Oopsie

00:52:20.349 --> 00:52:24.849
daisy. Slub number two for the day. So see, I

00:52:24.849 --> 00:52:26.750
went out and I just had like two beers last night.

00:52:26.789 --> 00:52:29.230
See, I should have got hammered and then come

00:52:29.230 --> 00:52:31.800
and hung over. Because then I wouldn't have forgot

00:52:31.800 --> 00:52:33.800
anything. Right, exactly. And I wouldn't have

00:52:33.800 --> 00:52:35.780
messed up the South Side thing. You were in too

00:52:35.780 --> 00:52:38.559
normal a state. I'm in a normal state, man. I

00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:41.099
got up early, so I was awake and didn't even

00:52:41.099 --> 00:52:44.039
need the caffeine. I don't know, man. Unbelievable.

00:52:44.659 --> 00:52:47.280
I know. I feel like I failed everyone today.

00:52:48.019 --> 00:52:51.039
I really do. I really do. You know what we could

00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:54.719
do, though? Get hammered? Well, that's besides

00:52:54.719 --> 00:52:58.159
the point. I think we've got a pretty fun list

00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:02.420
to get to. Oh, yay. We do. Well, we still have

00:53:02.420 --> 00:53:04.079
a lot of good content coming up. Damn right.

00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:07.340
So after this break, we're going to get to you

00:53:07.340 --> 00:53:15.780
just made the list. All right. We are back for

00:53:15.780 --> 00:53:20.920
our feature segment. You just made the list as

00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:25.039
a top 10 list of well, just about anything long

00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:28.110
running list. This goes. back to our radio days

00:53:28.110 --> 00:53:31.610
even and that is a top 10 list 10 through 2 with

00:53:31.610 --> 00:53:36.610
our big number one reveal and the rules state

00:53:36.610 --> 00:53:44.610
let me see no rules let's freaking go yeah no

00:53:44.610 --> 00:53:47.130
rules how about that thank god yeah that's great

00:53:47.130 --> 00:53:49.210
so i guess it could be a top 100 if we wanted

00:53:49.210 --> 00:53:52.250
to There's not a rule against that. No, there

00:53:52.250 --> 00:53:57.349
really isn't. Anyway, this week, we're doing

00:53:57.349 --> 00:54:02.469
our top 10 influencers. That's tough. Aiden,

00:54:02.610 --> 00:54:07.329
would you care to go first? Oh, man. Well, my

00:54:07.329 --> 00:54:09.909
honorable mentions list is going to be sizable.

00:54:09.929 --> 00:54:11.989
Uh -oh. Because there's just a lot of good content

00:54:11.989 --> 00:54:15.110
out there. That's fair. Most of these being YouTubers,

00:54:15.190 --> 00:54:18.519
that's where I... watch most of the content that

00:54:18.519 --> 00:54:22.739
I do. So honorable mentions, I'll run through

00:54:22.739 --> 00:54:26.099
these. Probably gonna hear some familiar names,

00:54:26.239 --> 00:54:28.639
especially if you've listened to the show before.

00:54:28.699 --> 00:54:30.639
I've brought up many of these people on while

00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:33.260
you were sleeping before. So honorable mentions,

00:54:33.820 --> 00:54:37.539
Good Mythical Morning, Astral Spiff, Veritasium,

00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:41.179
Kyle Hill, Jay Aubrey, Technology Connections,

00:54:41.579 --> 00:54:45.550
Supermega, Adam Conover, Coffeezilla, Any Austin,

00:54:45.730 --> 00:54:49.230
and I did a thing. That's my honorable mentions

00:54:49.230 --> 00:54:52.690
list. Okay. I recommend all the lovelies out

00:54:52.690 --> 00:54:55.789
there go ahead and check out some of their stuff.

00:54:56.110 --> 00:55:00.369
Yeah, why not? Why not? Number ten. Jacksepticeye.

00:55:00.670 --> 00:55:05.710
Funny Irish man playing video games. Ah. Nothing

00:55:05.710 --> 00:55:08.670
better than that. I like that. Number nine. Internet

00:55:08.670 --> 00:55:13.289
comment etiquette. Funny funny guy. Number eight.

00:55:13.469 --> 00:55:17.730
Eddie Burback. Remarkably talented funny dude.

00:55:18.269 --> 00:55:21.889
Okay number seven summoning salt who I've definitely

00:55:21.889 --> 00:55:23.570
brought up before on while you're sleeping He

00:55:23.570 --> 00:55:29.309
does the the world record history videos Like

00:55:29.309 --> 00:55:32.389
video games. Yep, like Ninja Gaiden Mario all

00:55:32.389 --> 00:55:34.789
that good stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah number six Drew

00:55:34.789 --> 00:55:39.230
Gooden Okay number five Papa meat slash meat

00:55:39.230 --> 00:55:43.409
Canyon. Ah, all right number four Game Grumps

00:55:43.409 --> 00:55:48.829
slash V Grumps. Number three, Vsauce. Vsauce.

00:55:48.829 --> 00:55:54.530
Vsauce. Excellent edutainment teacher kind of

00:55:54.530 --> 00:55:59.150
guy. Uh huh. And number two, garbage time slash

00:55:59.150 --> 00:56:03.579
dank pods. Oh garbage time is the crazy Australian

00:56:03.579 --> 00:56:07.400
dudes with the car. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, put

00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:10.519
like Vegemite in their oil. Yeah, see how long

00:56:10.519 --> 00:56:13.340
it runs. Yeah, that was that was pretty good,

00:56:13.579 --> 00:56:16.079
dude I'm not gonna lie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like

00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:20.639
that a lot. So that is my number two Okay, I

00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:23.980
Pretty much just have a a straight ten, but there

00:56:23.980 --> 00:56:26.889
were there were two I forgot to add. So I just

00:56:26.889 --> 00:56:28.889
added them real quickly while you were while

00:56:28.889 --> 00:56:34.429
you were yapping. They're doing your thing. So

00:56:34.429 --> 00:56:40.449
honorable mention, Druski and Brooke Monk. Druski's

00:56:40.449 --> 00:56:44.760
great. Number 10, Alex Earl. Number nine, Chef

00:56:44.760 --> 00:56:50.820
Reactions. Number eight, Charlie Diemlo. Seven,

00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:54.460
I Show Speed. Six, Theo Von, although I don't

00:56:54.460 --> 00:56:55.960
agree with him all the time. He's still kind

00:56:55.960 --> 00:57:00.719
of funny. Five, Bella Porch. Four, Addison Rae.

00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:04.559
Three, Mr. Beast. Two, Bad Friends. And I will

00:57:04.559 --> 00:57:07.860
wait on my number one. Bad friends funny guys.

00:57:07.860 --> 00:57:11.900
I do they're hilarious I just and then the best

00:57:11.900 --> 00:57:14.699
thing about it is too because when you watch

00:57:14.699 --> 00:57:18.000
influencers You can tell the ones that are heavily

00:57:18.000 --> 00:57:22.000
scripted versus the ones where someone just grabs

00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:23.760
their stuff and is like, I'm just going to go

00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:25.480
on here and be funny today. They just kind of

00:57:25.480 --> 00:57:28.159
go on and do it, and I much prefer that. And

00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:30.000
I'm sure there's some scripting to bad friends,

00:57:30.019 --> 00:57:32.840
because they have producers and everything. But

00:57:32.840 --> 00:57:35.400
I could just be in a room with those dudes talking,

00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:38.860
and they just crack me up. Absolutely. Yeah,

00:57:38.860 --> 00:57:41.440
you can definitely tell when there's outlines

00:57:41.440 --> 00:57:45.800
versus actual stick to these words. Exactly.

00:57:46.559 --> 00:57:49.980
Yes, exactly. And Bobby and Santino just crack

00:57:49.980 --> 00:57:53.960
me up. They're so funny. Yeah. My numero uno,

00:57:54.440 --> 00:57:58.639
best influencer, in my opinion, Markiplier. Gotta

00:57:58.639 --> 00:58:01.639
be... Oh, yeah, I forgot him. Gotta be on there

00:58:01.639 --> 00:58:04.920
as my number one. Love his YouTube videos. I

00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:07.940
loved the movie he made. Iron Blonde was fantastic.

00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:09.820
Yeah, you were saying. I haven't seen that one

00:58:09.820 --> 00:58:13.380
yet. Yeah. It is... it is quite excellent so

00:58:13.380 --> 00:58:16.840
easy number one in my opinion. My number one

00:58:16.840 --> 00:58:20.800
is a tie and it's an easy tie because they often

00:58:20.800 --> 00:58:23.039
like they do their own content but then they

00:58:23.039 --> 00:58:28.659
do create content together as well. It's Olivia

00:58:28.659 --> 00:58:34.320
Tide and Suzy Vidal. Olivia is Olivia Tideman,

00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:37.019
she's a chef so she creates a lot of her own

00:58:37.019 --> 00:58:39.840
content. And most recently, I think she was on

00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:43.940
Jimmy Fallon, so that's good on her for that.

00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:49.900
But she has a lot of, they both are in the cooking

00:58:49.900 --> 00:58:53.420
realm, so to speak. Although Suzy's is maybe

00:58:53.420 --> 00:58:56.260
a little bit more diverse because like chill.

00:58:56.559 --> 00:59:00.000
she has a lot of various interests like uh one

00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:02.659
is like skiing and snowboarding and stuff like

00:59:02.659 --> 00:59:04.659
that because that's what her dad was interested

00:59:04.659 --> 00:59:07.800
in so like she does some of that um even though

00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:10.739
primarily it's like cooking stuff and then she

00:59:10.739 --> 00:59:15.099
did oh god she um She's like one of the things

00:59:15.099 --> 00:59:17.760
she's known for is like being the pesto queen

00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:21.099
and like convincing people like don't buy store

00:59:21.099 --> 00:59:24.059
-bought pesto, homemade pesto is the best. That

00:59:24.059 --> 00:59:26.320
is good advice though. It's great advice and

00:59:26.320 --> 00:59:31.099
she actually did content with Oh, God, who's

00:59:31.099 --> 00:59:34.480
the TV chef, the British guy that yells Gordon

00:59:34.480 --> 00:59:36.719
Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay actually

00:59:36.719 --> 00:59:39.539
did a show with her because they apparently saw

00:59:39.539 --> 00:59:41.360
the one on pesto and just loved it and wanted

00:59:41.360 --> 00:59:43.719
to try her pesto. And so that's they did a thing

00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:48.119
together. So, yeah, those two, Olivia and Susie

00:59:48.119 --> 00:59:51.000
are my number one. They crack me up and they

00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:53.360
talk about food and I'm a foodie. So that's righteous.

00:59:53.380 --> 00:59:55.460
It's pretty great Speaking of Gordon Ramsay,

00:59:55.460 --> 00:59:57.559
he definitely could have been an honorable mention

00:59:57.559 --> 00:59:59.800
because I know he his YouTube content is pretty

00:59:59.800 --> 01:00:02.380
phenomenal and yeah, of course before that you

01:00:02.380 --> 01:00:05.320
have kitchen nightmares and hotel hell and Right

01:00:05.320 --> 01:00:07.239
at the one where the chefs battle it out in the

01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:10.099
kitchen. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah, whatever that one's

01:00:10.099 --> 01:00:13.059
called something chef. I don't know. But yeah,

01:00:13.199 --> 01:00:16.300
he definitely could have been Samurai chef or

01:00:16.300 --> 01:00:18.900
something. I don't know. Samurai chef. I like

01:00:18.900 --> 01:00:22.079
pull out the katana. Where's the lamb sauce?

01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:25.340
Shing. Shing. He's like slice that dude right

01:00:25.340 --> 01:00:30.030
in half. You've been cut from the show. And if

01:00:30.030 --> 01:00:32.090
I just gave him an idea and you are on the receiving

01:00:32.090 --> 01:00:36.429
end of his katana, I'm so sorry. It was not my

01:00:36.429 --> 01:00:38.809
intention. Yeah. We just ask Gordon that you

01:00:38.809 --> 01:00:40.969
give us royalties for the idea. I think that's

01:00:40.969 --> 01:00:46.349
fair. I think that's very fair. Anyway, we have

01:00:46.349 --> 01:00:48.829
the down the reddit rabbit hole and that's our

01:00:48.829 --> 01:00:52.130
first one for season seven. Aidan ventures down

01:00:52.130 --> 01:00:55.309
said rabbit hole. pretty far sometimes, and comes

01:00:55.309 --> 01:00:57.889
up with some really neat stuff, facts, figures,

01:00:58.130 --> 01:01:00.730
and whatnot. So what did you come up with? Well,

01:01:01.210 --> 01:01:05.989
in the year of Our Lord 2026, we have recently

01:01:05.989 --> 01:01:09.750
hit 8 billion humans on this planet. So I wanted

01:01:09.750 --> 01:01:13.949
to give everyone some population updates, because

01:01:13.949 --> 01:01:17.309
I always find them quite interesting. Yes. Especially

01:01:17.309 --> 01:01:20.170
with some of the countries maybe a decade or

01:01:20.170 --> 01:01:23.070
two ago that had the most people on the planet

01:01:23.070 --> 01:01:27.969
are now not as populous. You're right. Due to

01:01:27.969 --> 01:01:35.030
government or war, things like that. So the most

01:01:35.030 --> 01:01:41.710
populated country on the planet, India, in South

01:01:41.710 --> 01:01:46.349
Asia with 1 .48 billion people in the country.

01:01:47.150 --> 01:01:50.929
Wow, that's a lot. That's a lot a lot. So like

01:01:50.929 --> 01:01:55.210
when you see the video, for example, of a commuter

01:01:55.210 --> 01:01:56.909
train. Other commuter trains are different. It

01:01:56.909 --> 01:01:58.349
looks like these big freight trains that they

01:01:58.349 --> 01:02:00.369
just shove people on. But like people are hanging

01:02:00.369 --> 01:02:03.409
out the doors. Right. On the freaking roof like

01:02:03.409 --> 01:02:06.050
because they have to. Got to get to work. Yeah.

01:02:06.409 --> 01:02:10.309
Yeah. It is insane. Like a sixth of the globe's

01:02:10.309 --> 01:02:13.250
population is in that country. Holy cow. And

01:02:13.250 --> 01:02:17.869
in that similar region, Pakistan with 260 million

01:02:17.869 --> 01:02:22.449
people, Bangladesh with 178 million people, and

01:02:22.449 --> 01:02:25.050
you go a little further east, you've got China,

01:02:25.110 --> 01:02:27.670
who I believe used to hold the record for the

01:02:27.670 --> 01:02:30.769
most people in the country. They no longer do.

01:02:31.150 --> 01:02:35.190
But they still have 1 .41 billion people in their

01:02:35.190 --> 01:02:38.869
country. So China, which butts up against India.

01:02:39.289 --> 01:02:42.159
Yeah. Is number two. That's a lot of people in

01:02:42.159 --> 01:02:45.000
that region. Right. Holy hell. Right. One...

01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:47.719
What is that? One third? Of the planet. Of the

01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:49.900
planet's population in those two countries? Yep.

01:02:50.460 --> 01:02:54.000
And then, continuing in East Asia, you've got

01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:57.719
Indonesia, which is massive. 288 million people.

01:02:58.179 --> 01:03:01.960
Japan with 122 million people. Vietnam and the

01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:03.940
Philippines both have about 100 million people

01:03:03.940 --> 01:03:08.179
in them. Remarkably populated part of the globe.

01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:13.900
In Africa, you've got Nigeria, which is just

01:03:13.900 --> 01:03:16.719
about touching on 250 million people in there.

01:03:18.039 --> 01:03:21.840
DR Congo, 116 million. Angola's got 40 million

01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:25.639
people in it. And right here at home, the old

01:03:25.639 --> 01:03:29.340
US of A, just about to hit that 350 million mark.

01:03:29.719 --> 01:03:33.000
Wow. I remember when I was a wee lad, it was

01:03:33.000 --> 01:03:35.199
closer to 300 million. It was closer to 300,

01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:40.070
yeah. 310. Mexico, 133 million, Canada has 40

01:03:40.070 --> 01:03:43.090
million, which is crazy because of how huge that

01:03:43.090 --> 01:03:46.630
place is. Right, but only a small percentage

01:03:46.630 --> 01:03:50.750
of that country is habitable. It's so cold. Unless

01:03:50.750 --> 01:03:54.650
you want to be an Eskimo or swim. Yeah. Is that

01:03:54.650 --> 01:03:58.469
an offensive term or is it Inuit now? I guess

01:03:58.469 --> 01:04:02.090
it would be Inuit, yeah. I always forget. Yeah.

01:04:02.489 --> 01:04:04.420
I've always heard Eskimo, but I don't... I don't,

01:04:04.539 --> 01:04:06.260
like if somebody had said it was offensive, I

01:04:06.260 --> 01:04:09.139
would ask why. Yeah. I'd be like, look, there's

01:04:09.139 --> 01:04:12.159
words in the language that refer to people that

01:04:12.159 --> 01:04:14.059
I know are offensive and I know why they're offensive.

01:04:14.059 --> 01:04:15.840
Right. But like that one, if they're like, oh,

01:04:15.840 --> 01:04:18.880
that's offensive, I'd be like, hmm, OK, why?

01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:22.820
Yeah. I don't. I wonder if we could do a touch

01:04:22.820 --> 01:04:25.679
of live research. Live research. Are you going

01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:31.340
to type in why is Eskimo offensive? Yeah. Eskimo

01:04:31.340 --> 01:04:34.929
is largely phased out. because it is a colonial

01:04:34.929 --> 01:04:39.030
term imposed by non -indigenous people. To refer

01:04:39.030 --> 01:04:44.610
to them. Right. Many Inuit, Yup 'ik, and Inuit

01:04:44.610 --> 01:04:49.309
individuals find it pejorative as a broad umbrella

01:04:49.309 --> 01:04:52.610
term that erases their distinct cultural identities.

01:04:53.469 --> 01:04:56.710
Huh. Okay. Interesante. That is very interesting.

01:04:57.329 --> 01:05:02.440
Well, the more you know. Picture the rainbow

01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:06.679
folks. Yeah. And continuing through there, well,

01:05:06.739 --> 01:05:10.420
speaking of cold, Russia, another, I believe

01:05:10.420 --> 01:05:13.500
the largest by land size. By land size, yeah.

01:05:13.840 --> 01:05:16.380
143 million. So they weather the cold better

01:05:16.380 --> 01:05:18.920
than the Canadians, it seems. They do tend to

01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:21.719
weather the cold a little bit better, but I do

01:05:21.719 --> 01:05:25.679
have to say it is way too cold to, you know,

01:05:26.199 --> 01:05:29.480
do the... do the, you know, horizontal, the horizontal

01:05:29.480 --> 01:05:31.360
hokey pokey, you know, they're making the people,

01:05:31.579 --> 01:05:34.119
you know, the Russian dance. Too busy with vodka.

01:05:34.659 --> 01:05:36.719
You know, plus you drink lots of vodka and up,

01:05:36.719 --> 01:05:38.539
you know, instead of at home with the woman,

01:05:38.619 --> 01:05:40.380
you are at the, you know, wrestling with the

01:05:40.380 --> 01:05:43.739
bear in the streets, you know. That's how it

01:05:43.739 --> 01:05:47.119
happens. That's how it happens. Nearby, you've

01:05:47.119 --> 01:05:50.519
got Turkey A, which is it Turkey or Turkey A?

01:05:51.019 --> 01:05:53.539
I always just say Turkey, although it is not

01:05:53.539 --> 01:05:56.480
spelled like Turkey anymore. Yeah. Well, however

01:05:56.480 --> 01:05:58.099
it's pronounced. However it's pronounced. My

01:05:58.099 --> 01:06:00.599
apologies. Used to be the Ottoman Empire. I mean,

01:06:00.659 --> 01:06:04.199
who knows? Yeah. 88 million people. Ukraine just

01:06:04.199 --> 01:06:08.320
shy of 40 million people. Just south of us, Brazil,

01:06:08.900 --> 01:06:12.460
214 million people. Columbia and Argentina both

01:06:12.460 --> 01:06:15.940
have about 50 million people. Here's the crazy

01:06:15.940 --> 01:06:18.920
thing. One of my favorite places, Australia,

01:06:19.539 --> 01:06:21.699
at least one of my favorite accents to do. Yeah.

01:06:22.179 --> 01:06:25.289
27 mil. Which I guess most of it is desert. For

01:06:25.289 --> 01:06:29.190
a country that is a continent. Yeah, essentially.

01:06:29.829 --> 01:06:31.929
So many things, so many questions. I have so

01:06:31.929 --> 01:06:34.429
many questions. Here's another thing I didn't

01:06:34.429 --> 01:06:37.429
know, is that Papua New Guinea, 10 million people,

01:06:37.670 --> 01:06:41.090
has way higher population than New Zealand. Really?

01:06:41.250 --> 01:06:43.650
Yeah, New Zealand is somewhere closer to 5 or

01:06:43.650 --> 01:06:46.929
6 mil. Wow. Which I know it's just an island,

01:06:47.090 --> 01:06:50.639
but like... Shocking. Yeah. Yeah, I would agree.

01:06:51.199 --> 01:06:55.199
And then you've got, yuck, yucky, France. 60,

01:06:55.699 --> 01:07:03.679
66 million. We. A little more than that. United

01:07:03.679 --> 01:07:09.420
Kingdom, 69 million. Nice. Germany, 83 mil. And

01:07:09.420 --> 01:07:13.639
somewhere way, way down on that list is Ireland.

01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:19.030
Approximately 6 mil. Wow. Still. still never

01:07:19.030 --> 01:07:23.530
recovered from the the fan the Brits the famine

01:07:23.530 --> 01:07:27.949
yeah, I mean we did we don't you know we don't

01:07:27.949 --> 01:07:30.670
We don't hate the British people enough. I think

01:07:30.670 --> 01:07:32.789
Yeah, I don't know if that's where I was going,

01:07:32.889 --> 01:07:39.309
but I Understand that sentiment completely Yeah,

01:07:39.349 --> 01:07:42.449
I mean this our Peoples could have been wiped

01:07:42.449 --> 01:07:46.389
out completely yeah, absolutely Yeah, but and

01:07:46.389 --> 01:07:48.989
then the butterfly effect Moshe wouldn't have

01:07:48.989 --> 01:07:51.809
existed. Moshe wouldn't have existed. That'd

01:07:51.809 --> 01:07:54.050
have been a true shame. Or it would have been

01:07:54.050 --> 01:07:58.710
something vastly different. Yeah. Like, this

01:07:58.710 --> 01:08:03.809
is the Heisenberg show. Does it quite roll off

01:08:03.809 --> 01:08:08.130
the tongue the same way? No, no. Yeah, that's

01:08:08.130 --> 01:08:11.989
something. Yeah, it's something. Oh, boy. British.

01:08:12.250 --> 01:08:15.110
It's a British. Yuck. Well, that's what I found

01:08:15.110 --> 01:08:17.210
down the rabbit hole. Just a little population

01:08:17.210 --> 01:08:19.550
update. Your fellow human beings, where the most

01:08:19.550 --> 01:08:21.970
populated countries are. If you did not hear

01:08:21.970 --> 01:08:24.130
your country mentioned, it's because you are

01:08:24.130 --> 01:08:27.689
tiny. Teeny tiny. Teeny tiny. I didn't mention

01:08:27.689 --> 01:08:33.270
Italy, but why would I care to? I just care about

01:08:33.270 --> 01:08:37.750
their food. Yeah. Like a lie. It's like, I'm

01:08:37.750 --> 01:08:41.199
glad they exist because of food. Yeah. could

01:08:41.199 --> 01:08:43.659
mention vatican city with a population of at

01:08:43.659 --> 01:08:47.560
least one because there's a chicago pope all

01:08:47.560 --> 01:08:50.500
right it's right that's uh that's that's the

01:08:50.500 --> 01:08:54.060
pope my friend yeah yeah it's like how many american

01:08:54.060 --> 01:08:56.840
cities have had a president and a pope well let

01:08:56.840 --> 01:09:01.319
me see uh that's uh five a carry to seven uh

01:09:01.319 --> 01:09:05.159
that's one that's one that's one in chicago my

01:09:05.159 --> 01:09:07.979
friend say ah you're the second city i tend to

01:09:07.979 --> 01:09:13.090
disagree We've had both a president and the pope.

01:09:14.649 --> 01:09:17.869
You're welcome. You're welcome by that overbite

01:09:17.869 --> 01:09:23.810
air. So before we take our final break, we have

01:09:23.810 --> 01:09:26.250
a segment called Why You Were Sleeping. That

01:09:26.250 --> 01:09:29.170
is where Aiden finds a movie, a book, a show,

01:09:29.289 --> 01:09:33.090
a YouTube or anything that maybe we're just we're

01:09:33.090 --> 01:09:36.810
we're sleeping on a little bit. And so, Aiden,

01:09:36.890 --> 01:09:41.649
what do we have this week? Well, This one, I'm

01:09:41.649 --> 01:09:45.050
targeting my fellow Gen Z human beings out there,

01:09:45.569 --> 01:09:49.510
because I feel like a large majority of my generation,

01:09:50.529 --> 01:09:53.270
not all, not all, just a majority, I would say,

01:09:53.810 --> 01:09:58.569
is sleeping. Been slept on. Oh no. Some of the

01:09:58.569 --> 01:10:02.850
greatest 80s movies. That's fair. So while you

01:10:02.850 --> 01:10:06.489
were sleeping, Gen Z people, you can go back

01:10:06.489 --> 01:10:10.689
and you can watch The Breakfast Club. Yes. From

01:10:10.689 --> 01:10:14.109
1985, same year that the Air Jordan 1s dropped

01:10:14.109 --> 01:10:19.189
by the way, The Breakfast Club came out a quote

01:10:19.189 --> 01:10:21.989
unquote classic teen coming -of -age film written

01:10:21.989 --> 01:10:24.289
and directed by John Hughes about five high school

01:10:24.289 --> 01:10:27.130
stereotypes, the brain, the athlete, the basket

01:10:27.130 --> 01:10:30.750
case, the princess, and the rebel who bond during

01:10:30.750 --> 01:10:34.119
a Saturday detention in a library. and of course

01:10:34.119 --> 01:10:38.319
they get up to hijinks, and the principal is

01:10:38.319 --> 01:10:43.000
kind of an insane dude, which is kind of a fun

01:10:43.000 --> 01:10:45.180
note. Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

01:10:46.060 --> 01:10:49.000
What was he even yapping about? I don't know.

01:10:49.579 --> 01:10:54.439
But it is a fantastic movie, and for all of the

01:10:54.439 --> 01:10:57.479
people my age that are somehow nostalgic for

01:10:57.479 --> 01:11:00.500
a time we were never even alive, go back and

01:11:00.500 --> 01:11:02.479
watch that. You can borrow it from the library,

01:11:02.560 --> 01:11:05.779
I'm sure you could stream it or watch it on YouTube,

01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:09.600
probably. Oh, I'm certain of it. I highly recommend

01:11:09.600 --> 01:11:12.520
The Breakfast Club. It is so quintessentially

01:11:12.520 --> 01:11:17.079
80s. Oh, it is. It's a very 80s. But here's the

01:11:17.079 --> 01:11:21.760
funny thing about that movie. As 80s as it is,

01:11:22.399 --> 01:11:26.399
being that it's basically about a day in detention,

01:11:26.859 --> 01:11:29.899
I think it just transcends time. Because I think

01:11:29.899 --> 01:11:35.460
if you are a Gen Xer or you are a millennial

01:11:35.460 --> 01:11:38.899
or Gen Z, everybody's done detention. Everybody's

01:11:38.899 --> 01:11:41.600
been in there. And we know what it's like. And

01:11:41.600 --> 01:11:45.220
everybody has their own experiences. So while

01:11:45.220 --> 01:11:48.319
Breakfast Club may be more dated and slanted

01:11:48.319 --> 01:11:52.119
towards the Gen X experience, I would love someone

01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:55.020
to redo Breakfast Club, but not redo the movie,

01:11:55.399 --> 01:12:00.760
but do a version for this generation with all

01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:05.119
of the things that currently affect you guys

01:12:05.119 --> 01:12:09.039
versus what was important to us and things we

01:12:09.039 --> 01:12:11.859
were dealing with. Sure. Some things may be similar,

01:12:11.920 --> 01:12:13.520
but some things might be different. But I would

01:12:13.520 --> 01:12:18.819
love to see what that would look like. You know

01:12:18.819 --> 01:12:22.100
what I mean? Yeah, like a modern reimagining

01:12:22.100 --> 01:12:24.779
of the story. I think so. I think that would

01:12:24.779 --> 01:12:26.960
be pretty fascinating stuff, don't you? Yeah,

01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:29.220
I agree. I think there's a handful of 80s and

01:12:29.220 --> 01:12:32.489
90s movies that... Not that I'm... advocating

01:12:32.489 --> 01:12:36.289
for more remakes from Hollywood, but just like

01:12:36.289 --> 01:12:38.930
re -imaginings would be kind of interesting.

01:12:39.270 --> 01:12:43.210
Right, because like the concept of a movie is,

01:12:43.930 --> 01:12:45.810
you know, people use the term timeless, right?

01:12:45.890 --> 01:12:49.050
Well, nothing is essentially timeless. I mean,

01:12:49.090 --> 01:12:51.569
if somebody does a historical epic, I guess you

01:12:51.569 --> 01:12:54.630
could technically, like Gladiator can be considered

01:12:54.630 --> 01:12:56.970
a timeless movie. It's about a historical period

01:12:56.970 --> 01:13:00.420
in time. But like for something that was like

01:13:00.420 --> 01:13:07.920
the the 80s experience, that is limited to that

01:13:07.920 --> 01:13:10.359
time. But it doesn't mean like the events that

01:13:10.359 --> 01:13:12.640
happen in it or the humor isn't still funny.

01:13:12.640 --> 01:13:16.239
Sure. Yeah, it's still a funny movie. But I would

01:13:16.239 --> 01:13:19.479
love to see it done with some of the stars today

01:13:19.479 --> 01:13:23.500
in their own movie with their own lingo and the

01:13:23.500 --> 01:13:26.399
things that are. You know more important today

01:13:26.399 --> 01:13:29.380
that maybe didn't exist. Yeah in the 80s. It

01:13:29.380 --> 01:13:31.380
would just be something kind of different, you

01:13:31.380 --> 01:13:35.140
know Yeah, I totally agree. Yeah, and quite frankly,

01:13:35.380 --> 01:13:38.560
too I think the music in a lot of the 80s movies

01:13:38.560 --> 01:13:41.380
is just banger and I don't and i'm not saying

01:13:41.380 --> 01:13:44.100
this because I am a gen xer i'm saying it because

01:13:44.100 --> 01:13:47.220
I think the 1980s might be the single greatest

01:13:47.220 --> 01:13:52.420
decade of music maybe i'll say i'll say american

01:13:52.420 --> 01:13:55.520
music because You know, I wasn't around at the

01:13:55.520 --> 01:13:58.619
time of the composers. That probably would supersede

01:13:58.619 --> 01:14:02.600
anything that just came out of my mouth. Yeah,

01:14:02.680 --> 01:14:05.659
you've got like Mozart and Claude Debussy in

01:14:05.659 --> 01:14:07.880
the background, like, what the? And Beethoven

01:14:07.880 --> 01:14:10.819
and Wagner and, you know, they're all just like,

01:14:10.939 --> 01:14:14.460
do you have to do what you said? Pardon? Tchaikovsky

01:14:14.460 --> 01:14:18.020
is like, this motherfucker. Yeah, right. Exactly.

01:14:18.199 --> 01:14:25.039
So I say it. I say it as a... Probably like American.

01:14:25.539 --> 01:14:29.180
Okay, because I just feel like Everything else

01:14:29.180 --> 01:14:30.800
and it was important. I you know people from

01:14:30.800 --> 01:14:32.800
the 60s would probably be like, oh you're crazy

01:14:32.800 --> 01:14:34.699
We had the Beatles and we had cream and we had

01:14:34.699 --> 01:14:37.319
you know And you're gonna be right to a certain

01:14:37.319 --> 01:14:40.100
extent in the 70s had the the stones and the

01:14:40.100 --> 01:14:42.260
who and Led Zeppelin And I get all that too,

01:14:42.600 --> 01:14:46.729
but I feel like all of that progression all of

01:14:46.729 --> 01:14:49.109
that like the birth of pop and the birth of punk

01:14:49.109 --> 01:14:52.449
and the birth of metal and all of that I feel

01:14:52.449 --> 01:14:55.449
everything and quite frankly the the birth of

01:14:55.449 --> 01:14:57.270
grunge because that was the end of that decade

01:14:57.270 --> 01:15:00.869
yeah like I feel all of that came together in

01:15:00.869 --> 01:15:04.029
that decade and had influences from the 50s 60s

01:15:04.029 --> 01:15:07.510
and 70s like everything else gave birth to that

01:15:07.510 --> 01:15:09.989
yeah and I feel like so much of the music even

01:15:09.989 --> 01:15:14.329
into the 2000s has had their influence from music

01:15:14.329 --> 01:15:18.130
of the 80s so yeah I just feel it's such a significant

01:15:18.130 --> 01:15:22.369
a significant period of time. So like you look,

01:15:22.529 --> 01:15:24.310
don't forget about me. People still love that

01:15:24.310 --> 01:15:27.569
song. Oh, yeah. And that song was done, you know,

01:15:27.710 --> 01:15:29.909
pretty much for that movie in that closing scene.

01:15:30.449 --> 01:15:32.989
But there's a movie where they get out of the

01:15:32.989 --> 01:15:34.489
detention room and they're running through the

01:15:34.489 --> 01:15:37.670
school. It's a it's a song by Wang Chung. It's

01:15:37.670 --> 01:15:40.600
called Fire in the Twilight. I highly recommend

01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:45.699
it. So find it on your YouTube machine or your

01:15:45.699 --> 01:15:48.119
Spotify or whatever you listen to music on. Fire

01:15:48.119 --> 01:15:50.340
in the Twilight by Wang Chung. It's a banger.

01:15:50.819 --> 01:15:53.119
Check that shit out. That's my while you were

01:15:53.119 --> 01:15:56.319
sleeping. So check that. How about that? How

01:15:56.319 --> 01:15:59.119
about that? One beget the other. It's amazing.

01:15:59.600 --> 01:16:01.760
Interesante. I love this show so much. Yeah.

01:16:02.779 --> 01:16:14.680
Okay. We'll be back. We got beer to drink. Okay,

01:16:14.859 --> 01:16:17.640
here we are, ladies and gentlemen, the Mark Mow

01:16:17.640 --> 01:16:22.520
Show Season 7 premiere. And we are on to the

01:16:22.520 --> 01:16:25.260
final segments of this particular show. Thank

01:16:25.260 --> 01:16:29.020
you all for listening. And we always do our beer

01:16:29.020 --> 01:16:34.239
review at the end of the show. We have a little

01:16:34.239 --> 01:16:38.119
beer here. Oberon Ale, an American wheat ale.

01:16:38.520 --> 01:16:40.479
So Aidan, take it away. What are we drinking,

01:16:40.779 --> 01:16:42.880
dude? On the official beer of you, as you mentioned,

01:16:42.979 --> 01:16:46.319
it's the Oberon Ale from Bell's Brewery, which

01:16:46.319 --> 01:16:51.399
is out of Comstock, Michigan. This is a wheat

01:16:51.399 --> 01:16:56.779
beer, and it's 5 .8 % ABV, so just a little higher

01:16:56.779 --> 01:17:00.720
than your typical brewski. 10 on the international

01:17:00.720 --> 01:17:04.340
bidders unit, so that's pretty low. As Bell's

01:17:04.340 --> 01:17:08.039
describes it, Bell's Oberon is a wheat ale fermented

01:17:08.039 --> 01:17:12.140
with Bell's signature house, ale yeast, mixing

01:17:12.140 --> 01:17:15.420
a spicy hop character with mildly fruity aromas.

01:17:15.800 --> 01:17:18.279
The addition of wheat malt lends to a smooth

01:17:18.279 --> 01:17:23.000
mouthfeel, making it a classic summer beer. We'll

01:17:23.000 --> 01:17:26.000
be the judge of that. Indeed we will. We are

01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:29.359
ranking this on a scale from 0 to 5 on how much

01:17:29.359 --> 01:17:32.859
we like it, and we're using our untapped app.

01:17:33.180 --> 01:17:36.380
Not sponsored, but I wish they would. Yes. It

01:17:36.380 --> 01:17:39.239
is free. If you are a beer enjoyer, you can just

01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:41.520
go on there and rank beers if you so choose.

01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:44.199
Yeah. And of course, as always, let us know in

01:17:44.199 --> 01:17:46.079
the comments what you are enjoying today. Please

01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:51.159
do. Listener, a slantcha. Slantcha. Oh boy, smooth

01:17:51.159 --> 01:17:54.250
is correct. They weren't lying with that one.

01:17:54.710 --> 01:17:59.329
No, they weren't. Remarkably smooth. Fairly light

01:17:59.329 --> 01:18:01.829
bodied. Yeah, I would say that. That's not slapping

01:18:01.829 --> 01:18:04.810
my taste buds around with anything heavy in any

01:18:04.810 --> 01:18:09.029
particular direction. No, that is enjoyable.

01:18:09.550 --> 01:18:13.810
Let's see here. 5 .8. 5 .8%. You do get a touch

01:18:13.810 --> 01:18:17.050
of graininess in there. A little bit, but it's

01:18:17.050 --> 01:18:21.130
a wheat ale, so that checks. I quite like that.

01:18:21.880 --> 01:18:24.640
Do too like every time I take a sip I expect

01:18:24.640 --> 01:18:26.899
to get that little bite at the end and I don't

01:18:26.899 --> 01:18:31.140
yeah very smooth I totally get their their summertime

01:18:31.140 --> 01:18:35.720
ale claim It's just it's crisp. You know, I wonder

01:18:35.720 --> 01:18:38.119
if you could do a shandy with this. I imagine

01:18:38.119 --> 01:18:40.579
you could I think it'd be a good one Interesting

01:18:40.579 --> 01:18:43.600
interesting now we're coming up with ideas. Yeah.

01:18:43.600 --> 01:18:47.220
Oh, yeah, we got the big brain squad here Hmm,

01:18:47.260 --> 01:18:52.239
that's pretty tasty Hmm. I enjoy that very much.

01:18:52.319 --> 01:18:57.279
Yeah, just just clean clean and crisp I like

01:18:57.279 --> 01:18:59.479
it is what I'll tell you I'll give my flavor

01:18:59.479 --> 01:19:02.779
profile clean crisp light -bodied and smooth

01:19:02.779 --> 01:19:07.739
Is what I'll check off on there. Yeah, I I have

01:19:07.739 --> 01:19:14.340
a few myself I do have light -bodied smooth sweet,

01:19:14.340 --> 01:19:17.800
and that's it Totally fair. It's not like sweet

01:19:17.800 --> 01:19:20.140
-sweet. It's not a dessert beer, but for a wheat

01:19:20.140 --> 01:19:22.460
ale. But for a wheat ale. There's a little bit

01:19:22.460 --> 01:19:25.300
of that. A little bit, I would agree. I enjoy

01:19:25.300 --> 01:19:28.880
this. I'm giving it a 3 out of 5. I like that.

01:19:29.020 --> 01:19:34.300
3 out of 5. I went 3 .75. Solid. Yeah, I went

01:19:34.300 --> 01:19:38.539
3 .75 on that one. Very good. Quite good. Straight

01:19:38.539 --> 01:19:41.880
out of Michigan, man. Yeah, it's out of Michigan,

01:19:42.819 --> 01:19:44.640
so chances are if you're in the Midwest here,

01:19:44.659 --> 01:19:47.739
you can probably get this. Yeah. I don't know

01:19:47.739 --> 01:19:51.460
if there's mass distribution, but I know I think

01:19:51.460 --> 01:19:53.960
you can get Bell's most places. I think so. That

01:19:53.960 --> 01:19:57.079
sounds right. And in the app, we do get badges

01:19:57.079 --> 01:20:00.760
every now and again. We do. I got a badge here.

01:20:01.479 --> 01:20:05.199
Wheat, Weiss, and Weissen, level four. If your

01:20:05.199 --> 01:20:07.939
mash uses more than 50 % wheat, you've got yourself

01:20:07.939 --> 01:20:10.989
a wheat beer. This diverse family includes gauzes,

01:20:11.229 --> 01:20:14.369
hefeweizens, American wheat ales, and more. That's

01:20:14.369 --> 01:20:17.670
20 of those tried. Try five more for level five.

01:20:18.369 --> 01:20:21.130
I like it. Hell yeah. Land of the free, level

01:20:21.130 --> 01:20:24.069
87. You've pledged allegiance. Now it's time

01:20:24.069 --> 01:20:27.649
to enjoy some beer. Not all American beer is

01:20:27.649 --> 01:20:30.729
fizzy and yellow. That's 435 different beers

01:20:30.729 --> 01:20:33.710
from a brewery in the United States. Good job.

01:20:34.569 --> 01:20:38.409
I really only unlocked two here. One says I have

01:20:38.409 --> 01:20:42.289
a free pint or beer machine. Oh, wow. How about

01:20:42.289 --> 01:20:46.130
that? No freeze for me free is for me And then

01:20:46.130 --> 01:20:50.770
the other one is mr. Punch cigar Whoa, mr. Punch

01:20:50.770 --> 01:20:54.390
cigar. This ain't the official cigar of beer

01:20:54.390 --> 01:20:57.489
lovers for nothing Discover everything punch.

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They got they don't sponsor by the way now Discover

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01:21:07.140 --> 01:21:10.520
I do enjoy a punch cigar for sure. Fair. Not

01:21:10.520 --> 01:21:13.140
sponsored though. Not sponsored. Uh -uh. But

01:21:13.140 --> 01:21:14.800
it's been a hot minute since I've had a cigar.

01:21:15.020 --> 01:21:18.079
Yeah. I think we'll have to fix that soon. Give

01:21:18.079 --> 01:21:22.369
those a try. Absolutely. You know, there's nothing...

01:21:22.369 --> 01:21:25.729
I don't know. I don't know if it's more of a

01:21:25.729 --> 01:21:29.369
winter thing or a fall, maybe fall, where you

01:21:29.369 --> 01:21:32.130
can kind of just sit by a fire, get a good cigar,

01:21:32.750 --> 01:21:36.569
and like a glass of Irish whiskey or scotch,

01:21:36.810 --> 01:21:39.750
and just sip it, and smoke, and chill. Yeah,

01:21:39.850 --> 01:21:44.770
I agree. Very fall -coated. Yeah. You're just

01:21:44.770 --> 01:21:46.470
sitting out there in your jeans and your flannel

01:21:46.470 --> 01:21:50.119
and just... Like that is, like if you talk about

01:21:50.119 --> 01:21:52.380
like in Happy Gilmore, he has his quote unquote

01:21:52.380 --> 01:21:54.520
happy place. Yeah. That's pretty damn close.

01:21:54.600 --> 01:21:56.560
That's pretty damn close. That's pretty damn

01:21:56.560 --> 01:22:00.140
close. Yes. Yeah, no doubt. Well, that was a

01:22:00.140 --> 01:22:02.760
fun beer. That was a fun beer. I liked it. It's

01:22:02.760 --> 01:22:06.359
good. Like I feel I could, like I feel I could

01:22:06.359 --> 01:22:10.199
have that anytime. Like I get when people say

01:22:10.199 --> 01:22:13.079
it's a summer beer because it does have that

01:22:13.079 --> 01:22:15.380
vibe. Yeah. But I can enjoy this anytime I think.

01:22:15.500 --> 01:22:19.600
I would agree. I would agree. It seems friendly,

01:22:19.859 --> 01:22:23.880
you know? Yep. Like I wouldn't have like a heavy

01:22:23.880 --> 01:22:26.680
stout or porter after coming in from mowing the

01:22:26.680 --> 01:22:30.039
lawn, you know? No, but like, all right, perfect

01:22:30.039 --> 01:22:33.300
examples, like say you're having a few of your

01:22:33.300 --> 01:22:35.380
friends over for like the Bears game or something

01:22:35.380 --> 01:22:38.479
or a day of football game, whatever, and you

01:22:38.479 --> 01:22:41.220
have some beer in the fridge. Now, there's those

01:22:41.220 --> 01:22:44.539
friends that are going to have, oh, here's this

01:22:44.539 --> 01:22:51.600
fruity double Bach cherry blinst just whatever

01:22:51.600 --> 01:22:55.819
right just these these random like kooky craft

01:22:55.819 --> 01:22:59.340
beers like that to me is like that's like that's

01:22:59.340 --> 01:23:01.960
like me beer that's like that's that's kind of

01:23:01.960 --> 01:23:05.380
my stuff yeah But if I know I have friends coming

01:23:05.380 --> 01:23:06.899
over, I'm going to have Coors Light. I'm going

01:23:06.899 --> 01:23:08.340
to have Miller Light. I'm going to have stuff

01:23:08.340 --> 01:23:10.739
like that. But I could have some Oberon in there.

01:23:10.739 --> 01:23:12.659
Oh, for sure. Because I know people would dig

01:23:12.659 --> 01:23:15.479
that. Yeah. So I would put that in that realm

01:23:15.479 --> 01:23:20.920
of beers that the mass quantities can enjoy.

01:23:21.520 --> 01:23:24.979
Yeah. I would agree. Definitely. Oh, yeah. Well,

01:23:25.000 --> 01:23:28.420
we're on to that last segment. That we are. And

01:23:28.420 --> 01:23:32.460
we flip -flop. World when you world of weird

01:23:32.460 --> 01:23:36.380
new I didn't do it, right? No, I just did I disappoint

01:23:36.380 --> 01:23:38.680
a lot of people I think I just did this is why

01:23:38.680 --> 01:23:41.760
we keep losing subscribers and it's all me It's

01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:45.380
on me. I'm sure world of weird news Yeah, we

01:23:45.380 --> 01:23:48.539
we typically flip -flop that interior listing

01:23:48.539 --> 01:23:51.279
from time to time And let the weird news catch

01:23:51.279 --> 01:23:54.039
up so we can kind of talk about it But I think

01:23:54.039 --> 01:23:56.260
it's fun to kind of flip those. Yeah, I'd agree

01:23:56.260 --> 01:24:00.409
from time to time and Mind you, like I said,

01:24:00.510 --> 01:24:04.010
we did forget all of the ingredients to do the

01:24:04.010 --> 01:24:07.949
Jeff Daniels challenge as our final other foods

01:24:07.949 --> 01:24:11.789
segment. We're going to be replacing that. Now

01:24:11.789 --> 01:24:14.649
we've talked about, before we get to our tier

01:24:14.649 --> 01:24:18.130
listing, we talked about maybe resurrecting something

01:24:18.130 --> 01:24:22.729
called rapid fire. Rapid fire is fun. That's

01:24:22.729 --> 01:24:25.250
where one of us takes the lead on that segment

01:24:25.250 --> 01:24:28.789
and we come up with five or six or seven Random

01:24:28.789 --> 01:24:31.170
things could be anything the whole idea is to

01:24:31.170 --> 01:24:32.890
kind of throw off the other person Yeah, yeah,

01:24:32.890 --> 01:24:36.109
and then that person in a sentence or less by

01:24:36.109 --> 01:24:38.310
less meaning like a word or two Yeah, or they

01:24:38.310 --> 01:24:41.369
can at most they can give you like a sentence

01:24:41.369 --> 01:24:45.850
on whatever you say So for example off the top

01:24:45.850 --> 01:24:49.430
of my head if I just went a Aiden a Gaza strip

01:24:49.430 --> 01:24:55.039
Oh, no Right and so rapid fire the whole idea

01:24:55.039 --> 01:24:57.319
is he cannot think about it. He's got to spit

01:24:57.319 --> 01:24:59.859
something out Whether it's a word like he would

01:24:59.859 --> 01:25:03.420
like I would say tragic. Yeah That's that's like

01:25:03.420 --> 01:25:05.659
a word that would come out of my mouth, you know,

01:25:05.659 --> 01:25:09.760
but I'd be like a not a pack. Yeah, you know

01:25:09.760 --> 01:25:12.199
And that's perfectly fine, too. So that's kind

01:25:12.199 --> 01:25:15.760
of the whole idea is that we just throw We can

01:25:15.760 --> 01:25:19.199
throw out whatever But the whole point sentence

01:25:19.199 --> 01:25:22.310
or less quick rapid -fire reaction to whatever

01:25:22.310 --> 01:25:26.050
we throw. Yeah. Yeah. And it's fun. I don't know.

01:25:26.050 --> 01:25:28.350
We've done it on the radio before. A little bit

01:25:28.350 --> 01:25:31.409
on the podcasting side, but mostly on the radio.

01:25:31.550 --> 01:25:35.430
And it's a pretty fun segment. Yeah, I would

01:25:35.430 --> 01:25:38.489
agree. So we'll kick the tires on that for sure.

01:25:38.810 --> 01:25:40.510
But now we're going to finish this show up with

01:25:40.510 --> 01:25:43.329
tier listing. And I believe Aiden has prepared

01:25:43.329 --> 01:25:46.250
this one. Yes. So I am looking forward to it.

01:25:46.390 --> 01:25:49.550
This tier list today, we're going to be tier

01:25:49.550 --> 01:25:52.899
listing. Well, Mosho, of the Mark Mosho, is going

01:25:52.899 --> 01:25:58.000
to be tier listing 80s and 90s songs. So I picked

01:25:58.000 --> 01:26:01.979
10 popular songs from 1980s and 10 popular songs

01:26:01.979 --> 01:26:04.739
from the 1990s and you're going to be ranking

01:26:04.739 --> 01:26:08.479
them on a scale of F being the worst of the worst,

01:26:08.840 --> 01:26:11.659
D being bad, C being mid, B being good, A being

01:26:11.659 --> 01:26:15.720
great, and S being the best of the best. Of the

01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:19.600
best. Of the best. Are you ready? I'm not sure,

01:26:19.859 --> 01:26:22.460
but let's do it. Let's give some letter grades

01:26:22.460 --> 01:26:26.420
to some songs from the 1980s. I love it. Rick

01:26:26.420 --> 01:26:30.640
James, Super Freak. Super Freak, Super Freak.

01:26:30.800 --> 01:26:33.739
Oh, I got to be careful. Copyright claim. Copyright

01:26:33.739 --> 01:26:37.979
claim. It's like, you know, you're able to avoid

01:26:37.979 --> 01:26:41.199
the FCC, which is the plus to what we do. But

01:26:41.199 --> 01:26:43.800
then there's copyright claims, which is annoying.

01:26:44.659 --> 01:26:49.020
Exactly is what it is. Pros and cons. I like

01:26:49.020 --> 01:26:52.300
his vibe. The dude was insane and coked out and

01:26:52.300 --> 01:26:54.979
whatever. Insane. Yeah. I know. And like, Dave

01:26:54.979 --> 01:26:57.300
Chappelle's stories that include him just crack

01:26:57.300 --> 01:27:01.159
me the hell up. I think it's hilarious. S -songs

01:27:01.159 --> 01:27:03.760
go C. It's okay. C. Yeah, it's just not my vibe.

01:27:04.039 --> 01:27:08.520
I get that. Next up, culture club, Karma Chameleon.

01:27:08.800 --> 01:27:11.699
Ah, I love it. Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma

01:27:11.699 --> 01:27:15.909
chameleon. You come and go. You come and go,

01:27:15.930 --> 01:27:22.850
my friend. Another idea. Anyway, song lyrics

01:27:22.850 --> 01:27:29.489
as sung by Southsiders. No, I love it. I love...

01:27:29.489 --> 01:27:31.850
Culture Club kind of fizzled too early, in my

01:27:31.850 --> 01:27:34.529
opinion. They had some catchy tunes. They had

01:27:34.529 --> 01:27:38.670
some catchy tunes, very 80s. And I also loved

01:27:38.670 --> 01:27:43.159
the fact it was in... God, I'm trying to think

01:27:43.159 --> 01:27:46.359
of what 80s movie it was. I was gonna say Billy

01:27:46.359 --> 01:27:48.359
Madison, but I think that was I Tumble For Ya,

01:27:48.500 --> 01:27:50.020
which is also Culture Club, so it's a little

01:27:50.020 --> 01:27:54.239
bit different. I'm gonna give that a solid B+.

01:27:54.239 --> 01:27:57.619
B+. That is very 80s, yeah. Yeah. Encapsulates

01:27:57.619 --> 01:28:00.319
the vibe. It really does. Catchy -ass chorus,

01:28:00.319 --> 01:28:05.159
by the way. The third 80s song, Rob Bass and

01:28:05.159 --> 01:28:08.359
DJ Eazy Rock with It Takes Two. It takes two

01:28:08.359 --> 01:28:17.460
to make a thing go right. Another catchy chorus

01:28:17.460 --> 01:28:24.159
it is. Hmm. I'm noticing a theme Okay, uh, yeah,

01:28:24.159 --> 01:28:27.779
we're gonna stop um, I'm not internationally

01:28:27.779 --> 01:28:32.159
No, we're gonna stop gonna stop um copyright

01:28:32.159 --> 01:28:34.880
claim damn it damn it. I know I just blew it.

01:28:36.119 --> 01:28:39.079
Uh What do they give culture go B plus you gave

01:28:39.079 --> 01:28:42.180
it B plus B plus. B plus. That's totally fair.

01:28:42.760 --> 01:28:45.520
It's good. It's catchy. Catchy beat. Oh, yeah.

01:28:46.180 --> 01:28:49.060
Next up, Cyndi Lauper. Girls just want to have

01:28:49.060 --> 01:28:52.779
fun. Oh, that's kind of epic. Girls just want

01:28:52.779 --> 01:28:55.399
to have fun. Especially in an era where women

01:28:55.399 --> 01:29:00.619
and minorities are still trying to like... Grasp

01:29:00.619 --> 01:29:04.100
the quote -unquote golden ring and like find

01:29:04.100 --> 01:29:06.399
equality in a system that doesn't want to give

01:29:06.399 --> 01:29:08.479
it to them, right? Especially in the conservative

01:29:08.479 --> 01:29:11.920
80s, right? Yeah, it's just an empowering song

01:29:11.920 --> 01:29:16.300
for women and I Love it and Cindy Lauper is great.

01:29:16.699 --> 01:29:18.199
She very she does it do out with Billy Joel,

01:29:18.340 --> 01:29:22.260
which is an amazing song. Oh, okay Yeah, yep.

01:29:22.319 --> 01:29:25.939
Yep. I I want it's on the bridges album. I think

01:29:25.939 --> 01:29:30.399
anyway, I would I'd give this an A I think it's

01:29:30.399 --> 01:29:34.180
pretty epic. Yeah. Hell yeah. Next one up, Guns

01:29:34.180 --> 01:29:38.920
N' Roses, Welcome to the Jungle. Wow. Wow, wow.

01:29:39.199 --> 01:29:43.039
Welcome to the jungle, we got funny games. That

01:29:43.039 --> 01:29:47.140
song is... We got everything we want. Yeah, we'll

01:29:47.140 --> 01:29:51.619
stop there. You know what I love the most about

01:29:51.619 --> 01:29:55.000
that is they came along at the tail end of the

01:29:55.000 --> 01:30:00.399
80s and it was pretty much... a time when grunge

01:30:00.399 --> 01:30:02.779
was starting to come on and hair metal was starting

01:30:02.779 --> 01:30:05.979
to kind of fizzle. Right. Like MTV was done with

01:30:05.979 --> 01:30:08.159
it and they were all into the grunge thing. And

01:30:08.159 --> 01:30:10.800
here comes this band that's just a hard rock

01:30:10.800 --> 01:30:16.300
band. And they were so unique and their album

01:30:16.300 --> 01:30:19.600
was like, I can listen. It'd be a good discussion

01:30:19.600 --> 01:30:21.779
another time to be like, what are some albums

01:30:21.779 --> 01:30:24.119
that we can listen to front to back? Yeah. Because

01:30:24.119 --> 01:30:28.279
not every album's met that way. I'd agree. Appetite

01:30:28.279 --> 01:30:30.720
is definitely one of those albums, without question.

01:30:30.880 --> 01:30:34.279
It is maybe a top 20 album of all time. I gotta

01:30:34.279 --> 01:30:37.659
give it an S. S -tier. Welcome to the jungle.

01:30:37.800 --> 01:30:40.920
First S -tier of the day. We continue in the

01:30:40.920 --> 01:30:46.939
80s. Call me Blondie. Oh, that's good too. And

01:30:46.939 --> 01:30:49.640
Blondie was so great. She was just kind of this...

01:30:49.689 --> 01:30:52.750
Kind of when alternative was becoming alternative

01:30:52.750 --> 01:30:55.970
and she wasn't necessarily punk. It was really

01:30:55.970 --> 01:30:58.770
kind of the like her and the cars and groups

01:30:58.770 --> 01:31:02.890
like that were really kind of Defining what alternative

01:31:02.890 --> 01:31:06.590
music yeah, yeah To kind of set the way for all

01:31:06.590 --> 01:31:11.430
the alternative bands of the 90s and 2000s And

01:31:11.430 --> 01:31:13.670
she was really such a pioneer and it's a good

01:31:13.670 --> 01:31:16.109
song and I know other people have remade this

01:31:16.109 --> 01:31:19.079
song some pretty good versions, too Uh, I'd give

01:31:19.079 --> 01:31:22.119
it an A. That's solid. I'd give it an A. I like

01:31:22.119 --> 01:31:25.680
that. Super catchy song, once again. Next up,

01:31:26.300 --> 01:31:28.760
man, feels like we just talked about this, Deja

01:31:28.760 --> 01:31:34.300
Vu, Simple Minds with Don't You. Oh, God. Yeah,

01:31:34.539 --> 01:31:38.600
that's a great song. It's funny because that

01:31:38.600 --> 01:31:43.199
just happens to be the era in which I was an

01:31:43.199 --> 01:31:48.319
idiot teen and... And well, actually, you know,

01:31:48.359 --> 01:31:50.079
I was kind of like younger than that, even as

01:31:50.079 --> 01:31:53.560
preteen and teen. And that was kind of one of

01:31:53.560 --> 01:31:56.739
those songs that was super impactful for me.

01:31:56.979 --> 01:31:59.680
Part of that movie, The Breakfast Club. Yeah,

01:32:00.060 --> 01:32:01.939
that was so impactful. And like it was a good

01:32:01.939 --> 01:32:03.840
song. And then it was in the movie and then everybody

01:32:03.840 --> 01:32:06.939
was just like, oh, my God, it was great. I love

01:32:06.939 --> 01:32:11.420
it. It really kind of defines that decade. I

01:32:11.420 --> 01:32:13.460
think I'd have to put it in the S tier another

01:32:13.460 --> 01:32:15.880
S tier I like that. Yeah coming in some with

01:32:15.880 --> 01:32:20.279
some heavy hitters For sure. Yeah next up final

01:32:20.279 --> 01:32:24.479
three from the 80s. Okay, Madonna's Like a prayer

01:32:24.479 --> 01:32:29.060
like a prayer. I didn't know what this song meant

01:32:29.060 --> 01:32:34.810
when this song came out and The video is even

01:32:34.810 --> 01:32:38.850
more impactful than the song was in an era where

01:32:38.850 --> 01:32:41.569
videos were the shit, right? I mean, that's what

01:32:41.569 --> 01:32:43.729
was super important music videos popping off,

01:32:43.750 --> 01:32:46.149
right? Yeah, so like you like you heard the song

01:32:46.149 --> 01:32:47.590
the song's like, oh, that's pretty good But then

01:32:47.590 --> 01:32:49.569
you saw the video and it goes with the song.

01:32:49.609 --> 01:32:51.449
You're like, wow, you know, and it's just kind

01:32:51.449 --> 01:32:55.329
of like takes off It's really good Everybody

01:32:55.329 --> 01:33:00.770
thinks it's this either this this homage to growing

01:33:00.770 --> 01:33:06.130
up as a Catholic or slightly against the Catholic

01:33:06.130 --> 01:33:10.069
Church until someone 20 some odd years later

01:33:10.069 --> 01:33:12.850
had told me, you know that song is about a blow

01:33:12.850 --> 01:33:17.649
job, right? Did not know. Take the time, listen

01:33:17.649 --> 01:33:22.720
to the lyrics. Had no idea. Had no idea. Yeah,

01:33:22.760 --> 01:33:24.739
people were reading into it and Madonna's just

01:33:24.739 --> 01:33:26.279
like, eh, it's not really what that was about.

01:33:26.340 --> 01:33:28.220
It's really not what that was about. But the

01:33:28.220 --> 01:33:31.659
way you can use words and terminology, it's great.

01:33:32.520 --> 01:33:35.680
But anyway, I would give that an A+. A +, solid

01:33:35.680 --> 01:33:39.920
rank, solid rank. Michael Jackson, Billie Jean.

01:33:40.920 --> 01:33:43.699
Here's the thing. That's an iconic song and it

01:33:43.699 --> 01:33:46.680
really set him up to go into the Stratocere coming

01:33:46.680 --> 01:33:49.340
off the wall, which was the album before Thriller.

01:33:49.439 --> 01:33:52.899
Yeah. I like The Wall. I'm not a huge disco guy,

01:33:53.119 --> 01:33:55.600
and there are some disco -y tracks on there.

01:33:55.920 --> 01:33:58.560
But as pop songs go, I felt like a lot of those

01:33:58.560 --> 01:34:00.840
songs on The Wall were just, like, catchier.

01:34:01.600 --> 01:34:04.180
Oh, Billie Jean is such a catchy song. It's such

01:34:04.180 --> 01:34:08.680
a catchy song. And so, like, people use the term,

01:34:08.699 --> 01:34:10.619
you gotta walk before you can run, and I figured,

01:34:10.619 --> 01:34:13.640
like, The Wall was the walk before Thriller became

01:34:13.640 --> 01:34:18.539
The Wall, you know? Yeah. And so... As Billy

01:34:18.539 --> 01:34:21.899
Jean goes, it's probably not one of my favorites

01:34:21.899 --> 01:34:26.779
off the Thriller album. I think the title track,

01:34:26.859 --> 01:34:32.319
Thriller, is just epic. I do love that. Beat

01:34:32.319 --> 01:34:35.399
It, I also think, is just into the stratosphere.

01:34:35.880 --> 01:34:37.760
Then Billie Jean's kind of that third one down.

01:34:37.880 --> 01:34:40.159
And it's funny because for any other artist,

01:34:40.720 --> 01:34:43.680
that would have been like an S -track for them.

01:34:44.020 --> 01:34:46.520
But because this is one of the greatest albums

01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:49.520
of all time, Billie Jean is your third or fourth

01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:53.060
option. It's crazy. Right. But I do love it.

01:34:53.460 --> 01:34:56.899
I will give Billie Jean an A. A? Yeah. Solid.

01:34:57.500 --> 01:35:00.630
The last... 80s song we'll be ranking today,

01:35:01.109 --> 01:35:05.090
George Michael, Careless Whisper. Oh my god.

01:35:06.829 --> 01:35:09.569
So much to say about that, believe it or not.

01:35:10.090 --> 01:35:12.489
And it goes beyond Deadpool using it, which I

01:35:12.489 --> 01:35:14.710
think is just hilarious. It's so funny. It's

01:35:14.710 --> 01:35:22.470
so funny. That, when I was at Loyola, I went

01:35:22.470 --> 01:35:25.649
to the George Michael concert with my friend

01:35:25.649 --> 01:35:28.960
Marnie. And she was bringing her sister and her

01:35:28.960 --> 01:35:31.579
friend. And so we all went to the concert together.

01:35:32.279 --> 01:35:35.579
And the fun thing about that particular concert

01:35:35.579 --> 01:35:39.539
was George Michael did a version of Don't Let

01:35:39.539 --> 01:35:42.020
the Sun Go Down on me. Well, there were cameras

01:35:42.020 --> 01:35:43.960
everywhere. And I just kept thinking to myself,

01:35:44.420 --> 01:35:46.359
like, yeah, because ultimately, like, is George

01:35:46.359 --> 01:35:48.680
Michael my vibe? No, I was really into hard rock

01:35:48.680 --> 01:35:51.340
and metal at that time. Yeah. But I'm at the

01:35:51.340 --> 01:35:52.979
show and I'm looking at all these cameras. I'm

01:35:52.979 --> 01:35:56.560
like, what are they doing? Well, they were filming

01:35:56.560 --> 01:35:58.920
the video for Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me,

01:35:59.279 --> 01:36:01.939
which he did a duet with Elton freaking John

01:36:01.939 --> 01:36:05.079
who showed up and they did this song together.

01:36:05.640 --> 01:36:07.899
That's fucking cool. And I'm watching this. I'm

01:36:07.899 --> 01:36:11.579
like, I am so glad I came. This is awesome. So

01:36:11.579 --> 01:36:14.300
I really love it. Now, that particular song,

01:36:14.779 --> 01:36:18.640
I think is, I think it's timeless. Oh, Elton

01:36:18.640 --> 01:36:21.279
John's one of the homies, too. What a G. He's

01:36:21.279 --> 01:36:24.500
great. But Careless Whisper is just, it's timeless.

01:36:25.439 --> 01:36:28.979
There is a pop punk band. God, I wish I could

01:36:28.979 --> 01:36:31.079
remember their name. They do a version of it,

01:36:31.079 --> 01:36:34.140
and it's an awesome version of Careless Whisper.

01:36:35.279 --> 01:36:37.420
So look up pop punk version, I'm sure. Yeah,

01:36:37.420 --> 01:36:40.819
yeah, yeah. But it's really good. I think it's

01:36:40.819 --> 01:36:43.619
S tier. S tier. I think it's S tier. George Michael

01:36:43.619 --> 01:36:47.119
pulling away with an S tier. Yep, 100%. Are you

01:36:47.119 --> 01:36:52.340
ready for the 1990s? Let's recap the 80s. So

01:36:52.340 --> 01:36:55.699
you gave Rick James Super Freak C, Culture Club

01:36:55.699 --> 01:36:59.100
Karma Chameleon B +, Robb Bass DG Easy Rock It

01:36:59.100 --> 01:37:01.760
Takes Two B +, Cyndi Lauper Girls Just Wanna

01:37:01.760 --> 01:37:04.560
Have Fun A, Guns N' Roses Welcome To The Jungle

01:37:04.560 --> 01:37:08.819
S, Blondie Call Me A, Simple Minds Don't You,

01:37:08.960 --> 01:37:12.199
you gave an S, Madonna Like A Prayer A +, with

01:37:12.199 --> 01:37:15.779
a fun bit of lore to that song. Oh yeah. Michael

01:37:15.779 --> 01:37:18.380
Jackson's Billie Jean and A, and Careless Whisper

01:37:18.380 --> 01:37:22.390
George Michael and S. There you go. The 1990s.

01:37:22.770 --> 01:37:31.609
We start off with Oasis Wonderwall. Here's the

01:37:31.609 --> 01:37:38.329
thing. I don't much care for these whiny Brits.

01:37:38.909 --> 01:37:43.210
Oh, me too. Ultimately, I will go on the record

01:37:43.210 --> 01:37:45.050
to say there are probably two or three songs

01:37:45.050 --> 01:37:47.310
of theirs that I think are really, really good.

01:37:47.770 --> 01:37:52.680
This is not one of them. But you can't necessarily

01:37:52.680 --> 01:37:56.000
argue with success or album sales or anything

01:37:56.000 --> 01:37:58.479
like that. This is true, but it is your tier

01:37:58.479 --> 01:38:01.859
list. But it's my tier list. I'm gonna go, I'm

01:38:01.859 --> 01:38:06.380
gonna be fair to them and go C+. C +, just above

01:38:06.380 --> 01:38:08.819
mid. Just above. Snuck that one in there Oasis.

01:38:09.319 --> 01:38:12.539
Right. And Oasis, like I said, you do have a

01:38:12.539 --> 01:38:14.659
few other songs that I think are really, really

01:38:14.659 --> 01:38:17.520
good. Even though I don't necessarily care for

01:38:17.520 --> 01:38:19.659
your music, this just doesn't happen to me a

01:38:19.659 --> 01:38:23.710
lot. That's fair. Totally fair. No doubt, just

01:38:23.710 --> 01:38:30.310
a girl. Ah. See, I like... I don't know if I

01:38:30.310 --> 01:38:33.449
care too much for what Gwen Stefani has done

01:38:33.449 --> 01:38:36.310
as a solo artist. Yeah. And there's a couple

01:38:36.310 --> 01:38:39.210
of catchy tunes. But I think what she did with

01:38:39.210 --> 01:38:41.329
her band, no doubt, I would have loved to have

01:38:41.329 --> 01:38:42.770
seen more. I would have loved to have seen more

01:38:42.770 --> 01:38:46.670
music out of those guys. I agree. Yeah. I really...

01:38:46.729 --> 01:38:48.930
Don't Speak, another great track. Don't Speak,

01:38:49.090 --> 01:38:51.350
I probably like that song better, to be honest.

01:38:52.350 --> 01:38:56.390
I would give this one a B. I'll give it a B,

01:38:56.430 --> 01:38:58.869
because once again, I love these empowering songs

01:38:58.869 --> 01:39:01.930
and things like that, so lyrically, I think it's

01:39:01.930 --> 01:39:03.930
pretty good. So B, I think B's a good grade.

01:39:04.050 --> 01:39:09.350
That's solid. TLC, No Scrubs. Okay. And it only

01:39:09.350 --> 01:39:13.619
gets better from its association with... Top

01:39:13.619 --> 01:39:16.020
10 movie of all time. The Other Guys. The Other

01:39:16.020 --> 01:39:19.920
Guys. Yeah, I agree with that. I don't want no

01:39:19.920 --> 01:39:24.079
scrubs. Besides the fact, Michael Keaton is an

01:39:24.079 --> 01:39:27.960
absolute gift to our planet. The way he delivers

01:39:27.960 --> 01:39:32.739
these lines. He's so funny. That Will Ferrell

01:39:32.739 --> 01:39:36.359
and Mark Wahlberg then come back on. You gotta

01:39:36.359 --> 01:39:38.659
creep. It's like my eyes are watering because

01:39:38.659 --> 01:39:41.020
I'm about to start cracking up. It's so freaking

01:39:41.020 --> 01:39:46.289
funny. But this song itself, like I love TLC

01:39:46.289 --> 01:39:50.449
once again. TLC's great. God, that album they

01:39:50.449 --> 01:39:53.029
put out was amazing. I would probably put this

01:39:53.029 --> 01:39:57.250
as an A. It's one of my favorite songs of that

01:39:57.250 --> 01:39:59.909
decade, I think. I would agree. Totally agree.

01:40:00.130 --> 01:40:02.869
And I love Waterfalls though, too, man. That's

01:40:02.869 --> 01:40:05.609
so true. It's right there. Yeah, I would agree.

01:40:06.130 --> 01:40:08.369
It broke my heart because I thought I remember

01:40:08.369 --> 01:40:12.109
seeing in a documentary I watched that TLC with

01:40:12.279 --> 01:40:15.359
the shitty contract they signed. They like never

01:40:15.359 --> 01:40:17.760
made any money off them. They didn't. And that's

01:40:17.760 --> 01:40:22.239
so heartbreaking. Yeah. Next up, Smash Mouth

01:40:22.239 --> 01:40:26.039
All -Star. Oh my god. I think I'm more... Somebody

01:40:26.039 --> 01:40:30.399
once told me the world is gonna roll me. Easy,

01:40:30.460 --> 01:40:34.500
easy now. I get in the spirit. I know, I know.

01:40:34.720 --> 01:40:37.640
And that's allowed on this show. Respectable.

01:40:38.109 --> 01:40:41.130
I'm almost more fascinated with the lore and

01:40:41.130 --> 01:40:44.010
the meme culture surrounding that song than I

01:40:44.010 --> 01:40:49.010
am the actual song. The actual song is a C. I

01:40:49.010 --> 01:40:52.369
mean, it's just... The actual song is just kind

01:40:52.369 --> 01:40:54.750
of there. But I think it's what people do with

01:40:54.750 --> 01:40:59.189
the song that elevate it. But as songs go, it's

01:40:59.189 --> 01:41:03.569
just very okay. Locking in like sometimes I hear

01:41:03.569 --> 01:41:05.810
it like sometimes you hear that old banger And

01:41:05.810 --> 01:41:07.850
you're just like oh my god like I hear this and

01:41:07.850 --> 01:41:11.029
I roll my eyes Yeah, so oh god, so I think C

01:41:11.029 --> 01:41:15.210
is fair. That's fair Destiny's child say my name.

01:41:15.289 --> 01:41:21.130
I was wondering if any sort of Beyonce inspired

01:41:21.130 --> 01:41:25.689
music was going to appear on this his tis his

01:41:27.319 --> 01:41:30.819
I do love that song. It's a fucking banger. It's

01:41:30.819 --> 01:41:34.720
so good. I don't think it's S tier though. I'm

01:41:34.720 --> 01:41:37.699
gonna put it A. A? That's solid. Can I reach

01:41:37.699 --> 01:41:41.260
my judge hand in and drop a plus on that? You

01:41:41.260 --> 01:41:43.859
can put a plus on that. I'll go A plus. It's

01:41:43.859 --> 01:41:47.439
such a banger. It's so good. Next up, from the

01:41:47.439 --> 01:41:57.699
90s, Genuine with Pony. Oh, God. It was so damn

01:41:57.699 --> 01:42:00.560
catchy when it came out, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, so

01:42:00.560 --> 01:42:02.960
good. God, you heard that at the bars all the

01:42:02.960 --> 01:42:06.899
time. Um, I gotta go A. I don't think it's S

01:42:06.899 --> 01:42:09.279
tier. I gotta go A. That's fair. Yeah. I was

01:42:09.279 --> 01:42:11.500
gonna say I honestly couldn't tell you another

01:42:11.500 --> 01:42:15.119
song by Ginuwine. No. Besides Pony. That's probably

01:42:15.119 --> 01:42:17.420
in the One Hit Wonders category for sure. Yeah,

01:42:17.439 --> 01:42:20.340
I would agree. That kid's an A. Moving us on

01:42:20.340 --> 01:42:24.409
to Mary J. Blige. Real love. I love her, dude.

01:42:24.609 --> 01:42:28.930
She's so good. She's really talented. I'm gonna

01:42:28.930 --> 01:42:33.689
give that one a B+. B+. Yep. She has some great

01:42:33.689 --> 01:42:36.130
tracks. She has some great tracks, and at that

01:42:36.130 --> 01:42:39.149
halftime show that Dre and Snoop did, she appeared

01:42:39.149 --> 01:42:40.989
on that one, and I love that she did. That was

01:42:40.989 --> 01:42:43.689
so cool. Yeah. That halftime show was great.

01:42:43.930 --> 01:42:46.550
That had one of my favorites. Eminem, 50, Snoop,

01:42:46.829 --> 01:42:50.109
Dre, Mary J. Blige. Kendrick. Kendrick. Yeah.

01:42:50.510 --> 01:42:52.770
Get real. That was so good. Get fucking real.

01:42:53.010 --> 01:42:58.270
That was so good. Next up, from the 90s, DJ Jazzy

01:42:58.270 --> 01:43:01.890
Jeff and the Frust Prince with Summertime. Summer,

01:43:02.229 --> 01:43:07.109
summer, summertime. You know, that's so interesting.

01:43:07.350 --> 01:43:10.949
You know, so many people today think of Will

01:43:10.949 --> 01:43:14.180
Smith and they just, they think of. Men in Black,

01:43:14.539 --> 01:43:16.619
they think of Independence Day, they just think

01:43:16.619 --> 01:43:18.920
of these banger movies, right? Even more recently,

01:43:19.000 --> 01:43:22.300
they think of him slapping Chris Rock in the

01:43:22.300 --> 01:43:24.239
face. Make sure you keep his wife's name out

01:43:24.239 --> 01:43:30.039
of your effing mouth. But, before that, he had

01:43:30.039 --> 01:43:32.520
a little TV show, which was good, Uncle Phil.

01:43:33.520 --> 01:43:35.140
That was not the name of the show, that was the

01:43:35.140 --> 01:43:36.680
guy. It was one of the homies. It was one of

01:43:36.680 --> 01:43:43.859
the homies. Fresh Prince. But his rap game, especially

01:43:43.859 --> 01:43:46.560
when he was younger, was really good. And he

01:43:46.560 --> 01:43:50.939
kind of made a point of rapping. About stuff

01:43:50.939 --> 01:43:53.920
that wasn't as serious, you know, he wasn't like

01:43:53.920 --> 01:43:56.180
one of the gangster rappers. He was an ice cube

01:43:56.180 --> 01:43:59.960
or yeah Eminem or any of those guys He just tried

01:43:59.960 --> 01:44:02.380
to one of my favorite lines from an Eminem track

01:44:02.380 --> 01:44:05.079
I forget what one it is, but it's like oh Will

01:44:05.079 --> 01:44:07.359
Smith don't gotta custom his raps to sell records

01:44:07.359 --> 01:44:10.579
Well, I do so fuck him and fuck you too. That's

01:44:10.579 --> 01:44:13.779
funny. That's yeah, that's good. That's really

01:44:13.779 --> 01:44:15.739
good I don't think they ever had serious beef,

01:44:15.779 --> 01:44:20.350
but I love that line. Yeah. Yeah We'll throw

01:44:20.350 --> 01:44:23.250
those down in a movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah, in a heartbeat.

01:44:24.029 --> 01:44:28.609
No, but that particular song, it is truly like

01:44:28.609 --> 01:44:34.310
a summertime jam. It's fun. I'll go B plus on

01:44:34.310 --> 01:44:37.770
that. B plus. Solid. Yeah, it's a banger. Still

01:44:37.770 --> 01:44:42.029
hangs around today. Yeah, absolutely. The penultimate

01:44:42.029 --> 01:44:46.189
90s song, House of Pain, Jump Around. Jump around,

01:44:46.250 --> 01:44:50.270
jump around, jump up, jump up and get down. uh

01:44:50.270 --> 01:44:53.130
another timeless song it's great and lyrically

01:44:53.130 --> 01:44:55.369
if you just like pull the lyrics up as you're

01:44:55.369 --> 01:44:56.970
listening to it some of the lyrics are pretty

01:44:56.970 --> 01:45:03.329
damn funny um i all right i'm doing it oh i'm

01:45:03.329 --> 01:45:06.630
doing the thing oh uh primarily because dj's

01:45:06.630 --> 01:45:08.489
back in the day when i was in the 90s when i

01:45:08.489 --> 01:45:11.010
was in the bar scene uh and they knew i was there

01:45:11.010 --> 01:45:12.850
they would play this for me because they knew

01:45:12.850 --> 01:45:17.039
i'd get up on a bar yes but um That was so different.

01:45:19.640 --> 01:45:24.899
Maybe not that different. That guy's come out

01:45:24.899 --> 01:45:28.140
again. On short contemplation. Yeah. It's like,

01:45:28.220 --> 01:45:29.680
wait, I thought you were Mark. I'm like, no,

01:45:29.760 --> 01:45:35.899
I'm Maloney. S tier. S tier. House of Pain with

01:45:35.899 --> 01:45:42.520
the first S tier of the 90s. Yeah, God intro

01:45:42.520 --> 01:45:45.819
so good the final 90 song all right. You'll be

01:45:45.819 --> 01:45:53.779
ranking today Daft Punk around the world I Love

01:45:53.779 --> 01:45:56.520
the fact that that's all the lyrics. That's it,

01:45:56.920 --> 01:46:00.279
but it's so catchy. It's catchy You know a lot

01:46:00.279 --> 01:46:03.300
of what Daft Punk is is kind of like that. That's

01:46:03.300 --> 01:46:06.020
they're pretty versatile with how they produce

01:46:06.020 --> 01:46:11.109
music What they did with Pharrell was Pharrell

01:46:11.109 --> 01:46:14.489
was pretty good They've done a few other things.

01:46:14.489 --> 01:46:16.529
They've done some other collaborations at Kanye

01:46:16.529 --> 01:46:19.850
Kanye. Yeah So I do like some stuff that they've

01:46:19.850 --> 01:46:23.050
done This one as you say, it's very repetitive.

01:46:23.130 --> 01:46:27.609
There aren't a lot of layers. Yeah But I do like

01:46:27.609 --> 01:46:33.649
it is a quintessential 90s tune. Yeah I'm gonna

01:46:33.649 --> 01:46:37.399
go I'm gonna go A. I'm gonna put it there. A

01:46:37.399 --> 01:46:39.500
tier? Yeah. Makes it up there for ya? I think

01:46:39.500 --> 01:46:42.359
so. Well that was the end of the 90s. Awesome.

01:46:42.899 --> 01:46:46.119
To recap, Oasis Wonderwall C +, no doubt just

01:46:46.119 --> 01:46:50.960
a girl, got a B. TLC No Scrubs A. Smash Mouth

01:46:50.960 --> 01:46:54.000
All -Star got a C. I believe tied for the lowest

01:46:54.000 --> 01:46:56.920
rank of the day with Rick James Super Freak.

01:46:57.420 --> 01:47:01.409
I'm Rick James, bitch. Destiny's Child Say My

01:47:01.409 --> 01:47:05.109
Name A +, Ginuwine Pony A, Mary J. Blige Real

01:47:05.109 --> 01:47:08.989
Love B +, Jazzy Jeff Fress Prince Summertime

01:47:08.989 --> 01:47:12.229
B +, House of Pain Jump Around Got an S, and

01:47:12.229 --> 01:47:15.630
Around the World by Daft Punk Got an A. I love

01:47:15.630 --> 01:47:18.890
it. And trust me, there are way more 80s and

01:47:18.890 --> 01:47:21.550
90s songs we could tier list. Right. There's

01:47:21.550 --> 01:47:24.310
2 ,000 songs we could hop into. Yeah. I think

01:47:24.310 --> 01:47:27.109
you're onto something here. Primarily, too, because,

01:47:27.130 --> 01:47:30.750
I mean, I don't know. Your guy here used to have

01:47:30.750 --> 01:47:32.890
a music show on the radio. This is true. We're

01:47:32.890 --> 01:47:35.130
both music appreciators. We're both very, yeah,

01:47:35.489 --> 01:47:38.770
very much so. So I think that could end up being

01:47:38.770 --> 01:47:41.050
fun for us. Could be a thing. Could be a thing.

01:47:41.170 --> 01:47:44.619
Write that down. Write that down. We do that

01:47:44.619 --> 01:47:46.439
only because we come up with great ideas in the

01:47:46.439 --> 01:47:47.819
middle of nowhere and then we don't. And then

01:47:47.819 --> 01:47:49.520
we're like, what was that thing we talked about?

01:47:49.939 --> 01:47:54.619
Ah, shit. Yeah. But Southside Theater was definitely

01:47:54.619 --> 01:47:56.739
one thing we wrote down. So that will definitely

01:47:56.739 --> 01:48:00.079
be a regular here for season seven. We'll kind

01:48:00.079 --> 01:48:03.199
of see how it goes. And of course, let us know

01:48:03.199 --> 01:48:05.579
about this tier listing. Yes. Were there any

01:48:05.579 --> 01:48:07.779
songs on there that you were like, oh my god,

01:48:07.800 --> 01:48:12.159
I can't believe he said blank? Let us know. Let's

01:48:12.159 --> 01:48:15.840
argue. Let's argue, or if there's songs you want

01:48:15.840 --> 01:48:18.880
us to put on the tier list, we'll do that, too.

01:48:18.939 --> 01:48:21.899
Yeah, there's no shortage of interesting tracks

01:48:21.899 --> 01:48:25.319
to think about. Absolutely. Well, that pretty

01:48:25.319 --> 01:48:28.159
much concludes this edition. I hope you guys

01:48:28.159 --> 01:48:31.300
have enjoyed it. Maybe a good thing that I forgot

01:48:31.300 --> 01:48:33.979
the ingredients for our other foods segment,

01:48:34.039 --> 01:48:35.979
because we kind of run up against the clock anyway.

01:48:36.199 --> 01:48:38.739
So probably a good thing that that occurred.

01:48:38.880 --> 01:48:42.909
But at any rate, Aidan Spell the Right Way is

01:48:42.909 --> 01:48:45.989
his gaming channel, A &M Gaming is our gaming

01:48:45.989 --> 01:48:50.149
channel, and then of course here the Mark Mo

01:48:50.149 --> 01:48:52.930
Show. Make sure you get on there, you like, subscribe,

01:48:53.149 --> 01:48:54.710
and share, and smooch, and all that kind of good

01:48:54.710 --> 01:48:58.510
stuff. I don't have much else to add. You got

01:48:58.510 --> 01:49:01.670
anything here as we part ways? Season seven,

01:49:01.909 --> 01:49:06.409
we're poppin' off. ABC, always be poppin' off.

01:49:06.729 --> 01:49:08.670
Always be poppin' away. What?