Hey everybody, it is season 7 premiere of the
Mark Mo show Episode 1 Rizz 101 and I'm your host
Mark Maloney along with my co -host producer
all -around super good dude Almost birthday,
dude. It's birthday Eve Eve Aidan Maloney, what's
going on? Hola, I'm chillin chillin Looking looking
forward to being 27 26 was cool and all, but,
you know, gotta bump those numbers up. Gotta
bump those numbers, man. Be like, you know, hey
man, we wanna start wars, and Aidan's kicking
back at 27 like, yeah, I'm good. Nah. Nah, you
know, this honestly isn't for me. Yeah. But you
guys, you guys have fun. Have a good time doing
your stuff. Marked safe from the draft. Marked
safe from the draft, exactly. Oh man, what a
world. So Aidan, what's going on other than that,
man? How was your week? Oh, kind of brutal, honestly.
Kind of like last week, especially in my line
of work, any time around the... the big holidays,
July 4th, Memorial Day, Labor Day, things like
that. Anytime people are outside drinking brews,
my job becomes much more physically brutal. Bars
and liquor stores have to be stocked. Heavily
stocked. So, yeah, kind of whack, honestly, but
tis the freaking weekend, so. Yeah, buddy. We
take those, we take those dubs. You gotta take
the dub all day long. So Aidan, he has a, in
addition to what we do here, he has a YouTube
gaming channel called Aidan Spelled the Right
Way. Lots of PC gaming content, GeoGuess, or
PolyBridge Observation Duty. Tons and tons of
horror games that he plays. And so what do you
got going on? Well, usually I take a little bit
of time off around my birthday and around the
winter holidays. So there's no new uploads for
this week, but next week it'll be a return to
regularly scheduled programming. Oh, very good.
And I've had this idea. that I want to do, because
it'll be my third episode of playing Euro Truck
Simulator. Oh. With my steering wheel and the
whole shifter and all that. But I was trying
to think in my mind, because the last one I did
was kind of along the lines of how many laws
can I break while doing this delivery. So I wanted
to do another one similar to that where it's
like distracted driving simulator. I'm having
the game but like on the second monitor I could
be like watching a show or something and then
like pull out my phone all the time like really
do the whole bit. But it's so difficult to avoid
getting copyright claimed. So I'll think of a
way to do it. You got to figure it out. Yeah.
I mean there's influencers out there that figure
it out. So, yeah. Yeah, I just thought that'd
be a fun bit. I think that's a hilarious bit.
That is really good. I always find it fascinating,
you know, because I like a lot of games that
are RP and I like a lot of simulator games also.
So when it comes to these simulator games where,
you know, you're doing, you know, you're doing
truck driving, but like there's the... There's
the airplane ones, you know, flying jetliners
and fighter pilots and shit. And I know the one
that you do, you have to like build your own
little airplanes. I forget what that one's called,
but that's kind of fun. I always find it interesting.
So Aidan drives a truck. That's what he does.
That is my job. He does more than just drive
the truck. He does other stuff, too. But primarily
it's his job to get the stuff from point A to
point B. And I always find it fascinating. when
you do your simulator, how, like, from reality
to what is on the simulator, how close is it?
Is it not close? Are response times different?
That's a good question. It's definitely because
when you're actually driving, anyone that's drove
a vehicle before knows that the human vision
is pretty wide. What we have like almost a hundred
and eighty degrees almost across the horizon
that we can see So I think that's the most unrealistic
part of the game is I'm playing on this little
20 some odd some image monitor which makes it
very difficult to Accurately make turns or especially
like docking Reversing the truck and doing all
the fancy maneuvers that I have to do in real
life very difficult Without being able to actually
turn my head and see right just turning you out
at the PC isn't gonna help you know No, not at
all. So that's probably the most unrealistic
part is just having that field of view be so
confined It makes it difficult to do some of
those things, but the rest of it's pretty accurate.
Oh, really? I would say yeah. Oh, that's awesome
So in other words if you're in your truck and
you're going 70 miles an hour and you need to
stop It take especially if you're loaded up.
Oh, yeah, it's gonna take you a while gonna take
a second So if if the guy's 50 feet in front
of you, he's getting smashed getting smashed.
Yeah. Yeah, they Don't have super accurate like
damage simulator. So if you smash into a car
It's it's gonna feel like an accident, but then
like the car is not gonna be exploded or anything.
Oh, it just looks like a car Yeah, okay. I got
you. I got you. Well, it's still very interesting.
Yeah, I was very curious about that because I
There was a guy once that had a gaming channel
and he was a a former aviator with the Navy,
so he did a lot of these flight simulators and
stuff, and he would always kind of nitpick like,
ah, this is real, or wow, this is actually very
realistic, or whatever, so he would kind of try
different games and stuff and critique them.
I can't remember the guy's name, but I always
found it very interesting. So yeah, I was interested
to get your take on the truck. driving part of
it. Yeah, I know this one's kind of obvious,
but I know there's been like guitarists out there
that have like critiqued Guitar Hero or rock
band style games, and they're just like, this
isn't even remotely close. No, no it's not. Anyone
that's looked at a guitar before probably knows
it's a ways away from five colored buttons. It
is, it definitely is. But definitely check out,
it's on YouTube, Aiden spelled the right way.
Check out our gaming channel, it's called A &M
Gaming. You may have seen quite a bit of content
actually for both gaming channels on Instagram.
You used to see it on TikTok. I don't know what
the fuck's going on with TikTok, but... It's
broken. We're Shadow Band and we have no idea
why. And we don't know why. Yeah. So they can
blow me. But you can check out Instagram. Instagram
doesn't have an issue with us, which is great.
And you can kind of get little bits and pieces
of the content that we create. So it's pretty
funny. We hope you enjoy it, judging by the number
some of you do. So that's great. Except the French,
they get cranky about things. But that's a different
story. We still love them and whatever. But it's
just maybe some things lost in translation or
things that someone might find funny. Someone's
like, oh, how dare you say that about our country?
It's like. guy dude i had to stop eating my snail
and smoking my cigarette during this comment
no shut up dude you guys are way more progressive
than here you got free health care trust me you're
doing stuff a lot better than we are it's like
come on man it's not that serious uh but anyway
uh a &m gaming we do very similar games uh that
uh aiden does on his gaming channel as far as
like the geoguessr and observation duty uh we
did an Observation Duty style game, but it looks
like the movie Backrooms that we did. Yeah, Spectator.
That one was kind of fun. And I might have liked
it even more than Observation. I like we'll have
to play it a couple more times, but like off
jump, I kind of dug it. Yeah, I agree. It was
just a lot more fun, a lot less minute details
that we had to pay attention to. And I think
because of the way we tried to do that. where,
yeah, we are playing a game, but we're just trying
to be goofy and have fun. It's hard to do that
if you're like, really, did that pen move? Right,
right. Come on, you know? So, yeah, so like that
game's fun. uh we did the one with the crown
the crown sort the court sort the court yeah
i can never remember the name that one had some
funny bits sort the court yeah well definitely
be getting back to that soon too yeah that that
is definitely funny i was in a mood that day
so i was i was very napoleon -esque in my in
my way of really i was not a benevolent yeah
that is that is for a queen i'm sorry i was a
queen uh so that that was kind of fun but we
always do a lot of different kinds of games and
And we have fun. So make sure you check out both
Aiden's Spell the Right Way and A &M Gaming.
Like and subscribe and share and all that kind
of good stuff, too. Damn right. But yeah, so
this week, it is Title Riz 101. And I have been
known since college to have what the kids call
game. Maybe it's not even called game anymore.
I don't know. I call it game either. You have
that ability. to know how to interact with people
or you don't. Yeah. It's kind of, you know, one
way or the other. But I've always had that. You
know, so the Wizard of Oz has returned to impart
great knowledge upon my younger generation as
an avid bar goer, which I am. I observe guys
in their 20s and 30s stumble about looking for
a coherent sentence or a nonverbal gesture to
attract a member of the opposite sex or same
sex in some cases, who knows. But sometimes their
efforts make me giggle as I watch them crash
and burn. Most times it's just kind of sad as
I watch them walk away dejected. Yeah. They probably
met well and they were probably really interested
in that person and seeing them fail. It's a bummer.
I just kind of want to go, my guy, I'm sorry.
Do you want to know what you did wrong? But at
any rate, you know, there are some basic strategies
that will at the very least keep you in the ball
game and leave the one you're interested in wanting
a little bit more. You know, I'm going to preface
all of this and saying, like if people have seen
the movie Hitch, right? Hitch isn't just trying
to get dudes laid. I mean, that's not the point
of this. It's like if you're interested in someone,
just trying to get with someone that you like.
And hopefully they like you back. It's really
basic stuff. And so, like a lot of the things
I'm gonna say, it's not designed to get you laid.
I mean, sure, there's men and women that just
go out and just like, yep, I wanna get laid tonight.
And great, super great. If those two people cross
paths, then you're gonna have a great night and
good for you. However, sometimes one doesn't
match the other and that's when the crash and
burn happens for sure. A lot of miscommunication
and things of that nature. What's funny is that
the amount of energy that goes into like an opening
line is almost entirely wasted So is the careful
like outfit selection? I'm gonna wear this or
blah blah blah You know the the confident work
whatever angle someone's been rehearsing in the
mirror Most people are preparing for something
that bears little resemblance to how attraction
actually works What actually works is almost
embarrassing its simplicity. So there was a 2022
study in evolutionary psychology asked nearly
a thousand people in the US and Norway I don't
know why US and Norway I found that hilarious
it's probably just where the professor yeah you
know is is is teaching but to rate 40 flirting
tactics for both short and long -term relationships.
Researchers expected confidence, physical attractiveness,
strong opener to dominate the results. They didn't,
not even close. Humor topped the list. Warm smiles,
eye contact followed. Well -crafted opener and
great outfit both finished somewhere in the middle
of 40 options. sandwiched between tactics nobody
would consciously choose. A laugh and a genuine
smile beat all of it, every time. So, simple
flirting technique works better than pick -up
lines, psychologists say. The reason humor works
comes down to what psychologists call emotional
synchrony. When two people share a laugh, their
brains are experiencing the same emotional state
at the same moment. That synchronized response
is largely what people are describing when they
talk about feeling chemistry with someone. The
experience isn't mystical. Two nervous systems
are briefly running on the same frequency. Evolutionary
psychologists have a separate take on why humor
is so effective. Producing funny material on
the fly something I'm incredibly good at. Requires
creativity, social awareness, and the ability
to read a room. Trust me, nine out of ten guys
fail right there. I was going to say that's the
big hang up there. I'm not much of a bar goer
myself, especially these days. Sometimes you
just want to grab old boy by the shoulder and
just be like, brother, read the room. What are
we doing here, guy? Oh yeah, for sure. So that
social awareness and ability to read the room,
all of which signal cognitive fitness. Jeffrey
Miller has argued in The Mating Mind that humor
evolved as a display of creative intelligence,
a fitness indicator, not an entertainment feature.
A well -timed joke outperforming a well -cut
jaw is less surprising once that sinks in. Fair.
Totally fair. There's a timing dimension that
most people miss, so attraction decisions happen
before conscious awareness catches up. The brain
is processing and evaluating a smile, a moment
of eye contact, long before anyone consciously
decides whether they like the person in front
of them. The first few minutes of any interaction
are doing considerably more than most people
account for. Chemistry isn't a matter of luck.
people assume it is. It builds through small
moments, shared laughs, warm smile, the sense
that someone actually sees you. The people who
leave the strongest impression are usually the
ones who make someone feel good about themselves.
An opening line has almost nothing to do with
that. Yeah, right. Nothing to do with that. If
you have shared a group of friends, let this
this interest or attraction build over time.
Be interested, but maybe not that interested.
Nonverbal cues are huge. Basic compliments, I
love your shoes, or just do something different
with your hair. That's huge. Be more and more
engaged each time you're able to meet or interact.
As I mentioned earlier, humor is important. That
doesn't mean long ass jokes, dad jokes, or inappropriate
humor. Silly little... comments or reactive humor
to certain things work. Right. Right. Because
you were just talking about the timing a second
ago and that's timing is everything. Yeah. And
if you find that moment in a conversation or
something happens and you can drop a quick one
liner, that's that's that's the best case. Right.
So by the third or fourth encounter, you'll know
enough about that person. to make a move, right?
I think you're generally going to know if you're
interested. By now, you'll know if they like
coffee or they like to go work out at the local
gym or go on hikes. At that point, maybe suggest
you do something together without that making
seem like a date, just like you want to just
hang out, right, and do something similar together.
If that goes well and it appears there is mutual
interest, that's when you make your move. Now,
slow your roll. Alright, I'm not saying you should
run at her with your tongue out. It's tap on
the brakes. It's tap on the brakes. It's probably
a terrible, terrible strategy. So you don't want...
In order to understand the good strategy, you
have to know what not to do also. Yeah, you have
to know what not to do. Don't do like that cartoony,
like a woo -ga with tongue flapping out in front
of you. Woo -ga. Yeah, no, no, no. Don't be peppy
loopy, man. You don't want to do that at all.
So, you know, if there's that mutual interest
to make your move. So that basically just means
kind of like those glances where you make sure
she kind of glances over at you and then you
look away. That's key. Slight smiles, winks.
you know, laughing at her comments, but not like
overly like, ha ha ha ha, you know, just kind
of like, you know, because I mean, right there,
you're going to take yourself out of the game
if you're just like, okay, what I said wasn't
that funny. And he's just really kind of, you
just, yeah, just be genuine. Yeah, just a little
smile, a little laugh. That's all you got to
do. You know, don't don't overdo it, my guy.
So, um, basically, then just kind of wait. for
a moment when then it is just you two, right?
And you start with slight physical contact. Maybe
your hands brush up against each other, your
arms brush up against each other. If you're sitting
at the same table, maybe your legs or your feet
brush or whatever. Like that's kind of that next
step, right? And now you're closing physical
distance, right? Now you're to a point. where
there is what they call intimacy, right? You're
in an intimate moment, you're getting a little
closer together, you've made some physical contact,
right? You've shared the laugh, the eye contact,
the whole thing. So at this point, you're in
a good position. Once again, put your tongue
away. You're not, you're not doing, trust me,
I've been to the bars, I've seen disastrous moves,
just awful. So please do not do that. Once again,
compliments are still great. As you're closing
that distance, comment how beautiful her eyes
are or how much you love her smile. That's all
really good, genuine heartfelt stuff, man. That's
really good. And above all, with all of this
that I'm saying, just be genuine. Be yourself.
You're not putting on an act. I'm just setting
up kind of a proper way. for success. So many
people get in their own ways and then things
never happen and it's so disappointing and I
hate seeing it. The final move with a slight
smile and some eye contact. This, I'm telling
you guys, this is good, okay. You take your hand
and you gently touch the side of her face. Like
her thumb can be on her cheek or you just brush
with the back of your hand. That is a baller
move. Every day, all day. Don't forget it. If
she looks scared or annoyed, which if you're
to this point, highly doubtful that's gonna happen,
but if she does, retreat and you can play it
off. Oh girl, you just had an eyelash on your
cheek. Yeah, I got it for you. And you're done.
So your move didn't F you up because you were
able to bail. However, as I said, you're probably
good at this point, okay? So if you've come this
far, right, you share that shy smile, you know,
your hands on her cheek or whatever. If you get
kind of that, once again, if you get that shy
smile, if you get a slight blush from her, or
the full on F me eyes, and we know what those
are, ladies and gentlemen, right? So, it's game
time. And the killer last move is not to, is
not to go in, right, for any kind of kiss. Like,
don't go for a macking session right away. Right?
Because you're going to blow the whole vibe.
You're going to blow it. But also, don't go in
for that gentle yet passionate kiss, all right?
Ask her. Because this is good, guys. This shows
that you have respect for them, okay? Which is
in short supply. So if that girl can identify
why this guy really respects me, that's also
huge. Say something along the lines of like,
would you be really mad if I tried to kiss you
right now? something along those lines, because
you're like, instead of just going in, which
some guys might do, and that may or may not work,
asking her, would you mind if I kissed you? And
if you get the affirmative, that's when you do
the gently yet passionate kiss, right? And the
evening, with a little bit of a makeout sesh,
but nothing crazy, you're not filming a porno
tonight, okay? Just chill. If you end it with
that, now the game is on, right? Now you've got
this girl who is interested enough to you to
welcome your advances, to share space with you,
to share that kiss, and then end the night with
both of you feeling good, right? You're not trying
to take her home at this point. Don't do that,
because that's not what you're trying to do.
If you're genuinely interested in this girl,
you've done your job, okay? You're interested,
she's interested, that game is over for the evening
and you guys set something up. You go for another
one of those workouts or a hike or you meet with
your friends again and you kind of take the next
step. But this is the true build -up to Kind
of the first date which is what you're trying
to get to I want to take this girl out I want
to take her to dinner go hang out just the two
of us and Share those moments because that is
generally the next step because then if the first
date second date go well Not now it's on now.
You're right how you're dating now, right? You've
got a significant other and vice versa and and
it's all good So I think if you just kind of
follow These basic guidelines for how you're
gonna carry yourself and treat that other person
if you are interested in them and you see that
there is general mutual interest I think it's
just kind of a proper way on how you should act
how you should play it and Then you're on to
the dating and then that's that's kind of that's
that's on you because then you both see Who you
are and who she is and and that's and you just
go for it, right? So being genuine respecting
boundaries and consent. Things that should be
first nature. In an ideal world. Things that
should be first nature are what you should do.
Don't go out there and be a dog. Don't be, like,
rude. Right. Or, like, don't do any, like, negging
or anything. Like, you can see all these, like,
really cringe, like, pick -up artists and shit
on YouTube. And it's... It's kind of the opposite
of what you should do. So if you want perfect
examples of like, hmm, I shouldn't do that, look
at those guys. Yes. Look at what those guys do.
And like, negging and putting people down or
things like that. Just the less you try, the
more success you're going to have. Yeah. You
know? Yep. And that's it. That's it. That's all
you got to do. Just be yourself and then don't
be a dog. Right. Don't be a dog. Just don't.
Don't do it. Um, yeah, so that's lesson 101 in
the books class dismissed class dismissed So
hopefully some more any of that helped you guys
out Um when we return carpe diem on season seven
All right, we are back on the mark mo show Your
host, Mark Maloney, along with Aidan Maloney.
And it is time for Carpe Diem. You find beautiful
people, send us your DMs. And we read them on
the air. And if it's in the form of a question,
well, well, well, well. We might answer it. We
could answer it. We could. We have the ability.
Yeah. To answer the question. Questions, comments,
concerns. All of it. All of it. You could get
on the show. Right. But like anything, I mean,
you just can't walk into a concert. This is true.
Got to have a ticket. Yeah. Can't just walk on
an airplane. Got to have a ticket. Got to have
a ticket. What's the ticket to get on the Mark
Mo Show? Ha ha. See? See how we were kind of
staring you all there? Yeah, you know, it might
take a little something. It might take, I don't
know. If you said, hey, I have a stick of gum,
I'd say thanks and walk away. I probably wouldn't
even take it. That's true. Come from a stranger?
Yeah, I had that thing in that van that one time.
Anyway, so yeah, it was a thing. His candy was
good though. We'll talk about it next week. That's
a different story. Anyway, you know, something
crisp. Not like a potato chip. Or a salad. No.
No, but it could be green. Better if it had a
blue strip on it. I would agree. That'd be, and
more than just say like a number one. Sure. Sure.
You know, maybe something with double. Double
digits. Perhaps. Perhaps. Triple. Per note. If
you will, we're speaking in riddles and rhymes.
We're just saying you got to bribe us. You just
got to bribe us. You just got to give us cash.
Coal hard cash is what we're saying, ladies and
gentlemen. Give us the coal hard. Shoot you straight.
You got to bribe us. Right. Exactly. You know?
So yeah, at any rate, we've got questions and
comments and things like that today. I've got
one here from at Danny Dingus. He says, you make
the choice. $5 ,000, but you can never. drink
an alcoholic beverage ever again. Or $500 ,000,
but you have to drink a bottle of liquor every
day. Damn. Well, here's the thing, Danny Dingus.
I'm an expert in semantics, and it doesn't specify
how large the bottle has to be. My guy. So if
it's just a shooter, I could do a shooter a day.
Easily a shooter a day. I'll take the 500 grand.
If the implication is you have to drink a fifth,
I would probably pass away young. Right. Your
liver will be shot in ten years. Yeah. So I think
I'll... If that's the implication, I'll take
the five grand and just be a sober man. Probably
healthier for me anyway. Sure. But... A shooter
is a bottle. Yeah. Without bottle specifications,
I'll take the half mil. Yeah. I like what you
did there. Yeah. That was smart. Danny Dingus
got you there. Yeah, Danny thought he had us,
but oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, Danny. He ain't getting
one over us that easy. At where is the pin? Hi,
guys. I love golf, but rarely does it love me
back. Can I become a better golfer if I don't
do it all the time? I would say sure. There's
a lot of people in my place of work, because
we're all tradies, right? And what's something
tradies love to do? I guess golf. because all
of them golf and I've always asked or at least
when like we're talking to each other and I bring
up the fact that like yeah, my irons my irons
are solid my putting is decent, but I can't drive
worth a shit because it slices 50 yards to the
right and Every single one of them has the same
answer like dude. You can fix that in one day
if you talk to a golf pro Yeah, I'm like So yes,
to answer where's the pins question, I would
say yeah. Depending what the issue is. I just
haven't put the time in. Yeah, I haven't either
and the problem with my golf game is I have too
many things wrong. You know, so it's like I had
this one woman, we used to be great friends.
Sadly, she passed away. She was not an avid golfer,
but like she golfed. And she said the same thing.
I can fix your slicing. and one evening at the
driving range I said cool so we went out one
night this was when I was down in Florida and
so she's like go ahead and take a couple swings
I took a couple swings she's like I got you and
so she had me change a couple things with my
grip and then she's like yeah go ahead and take
a swing now it cost me distance but I hit that
thing straight as an arrow and I thought well
Problem solved. Problem solved. Yeah. Because
if I hit it 250 yards, but just like you, if
it's 250 yards straight and it's 50 yards to
the right, well, if there's trees, if there's
water, if there's things like that, it's going
to cost me the extra stride anyway, so why not
just hit the damn ball straight and stay in the
fairway? Yeah. So yeah, I suppose it can be done,
but it's going to take a little work. Right.
And like any physical sport or anything, actually.
Like, anything. It requires muscle memory if
you wish to stay at a certain level. For sure.
So, the more you repeat something. Yeah. I would
say there has to be a certain frequency. Right.
In order to keep and maintain those skills. But,
yeah. I'll even say this. If you are trying to
perfect any part of your game, work on the driving.
You can drive straight and keep the ball in the
fairway. Even if the rest of your game is just
mid at best, you'll at least go out, you'll shoot
in the 90s, you'll at least have a decent time.
Right. You won't be hitting 1 -21 -30 and all
your friends are like, oh my god, we're waiting
on this dude. Right. I'm hitting two, he's hitting
four. Yeah. You know, you don't want to be in
a foursome and be that guy. Right. Because that's
just, I'm sorry, that's a miserable day. Yeah.
I always hear guys, oh, bad day of golf's better
than a good day at work. Well, no. I'm going
to tell you it's not because if I spend $30 on
a bag of balls and they're all gone by the time
I'm done, I'm already paying 30 bucks to golf.
Now I just spend 30 bucks in balls. That's a
60. And if we have a couple of beers after, that's
an expensive day to go out and be hot and sweaty
and be miserable and unhappy because you're not
playing well and all your friends are waiting
on you all day. Nah, I'm good. Yeah. I'm good.
There's other things to play and do. I'm totally
fine. Do a golf simulator. At least we get to
stay in the AC. Right, exactly. I play Tiger
Woods golf. At least on that I can compete in
the Masters. Yeah, right. By the way, the putting
in that course is just... Unbelievable. Stupid.
God, I don't know how people do it. Anyway, at
ghost of Mitch McConnell. Hello everyone. Well
shit. It's pretty hot down here. I wish I were
still alive Reagan won't leave me alone. Oh A
little Mitch. Yeah McTurtle is frustrated. Yep.
I can't I can't wait for a regular life again
when when politics can just be like Okay, well
they're doing stuff and it's seemingly okay.
And then you can just go about your day. I figure
this is probably gonna be one of the bigger cover
-ups in recent history. I think so. Right next
to the Epstein files. I think this dude is fucking
brain dead. I think this dude's on ice. Yeah.
Yeah. I think this dude is dead and they're quote
-unquote keeping him alive to avoid a special
runoff election. Yep. 100 % that's what they're
doing. And that's despicable. It's unfucking
beli - It's fucking Weekend of Bernie's type
shit. It really is. What are you doing? It really
is. You're gonna have his aides come out with
him and they're gonna have little pulley system
and string and... Oh god. One of them's got their
hand, like, up his asshole controlling the mouth.
It's me, Mitch. Alright, and it kinda looks more
like Terrence and Philip from South Park. Oh
god, he kinda looked like that anyway. I'm not
your guy, pal. I'm not your pal, buddy. Anyway.
Thank you, Ghost. My last one surprise is from
at stoner stanley420. Momo and Alan show, where
does the time go? Ain't that the truth? Ain't
that the truth? Like I had a... Oh, he's being
literal. Like I had a clock in my van and I think
it went away. Time to smoke with Squirrely. Bye.
Wow. So someone what jacked his head unit out
his car? That appears to be the case. I didn't
know people were still stealing those. That's
crazy. Right. And I mean, I'm assuming his van
is old as hell. Oh, sure. Yeah. I wonder if he
had like an actual like kitchen clock in there.
Oh yeah. Like one of those old school alarm clocks.
I bet he did. Found it at a garage sale or something.
Right. And like I'm sure the time was probably
wrong on it anyway. Yeah. Oh man, where'd the
time go? Wow, it's so bright outside for 2 a
.m. Uh -huh, oh yeah. Hi, here's my thing. Stan,
he's probably not in the right head space for
this, but I want to give him a little conspiracy
theory. Do you think the squirrel is just hanging
around to get some of your bud and steal your
clocks? That's my thought. Is this squirrel came
around all of a sudden, he's got things missing.
That squirrel's got an agenda. Yeah. That's what
I'm thinking. Made a little cashola on the side,
stealing his shit. I wouldn't doubt it. Get real.
Mmm. Mmm -mmm. Ah, man. Well, I know you've got
a list. What's, uh, what have you, sir? I got
some DMs here. One from Animal763, asking, What's
the most addictive TV show you've ever watched?
Oh, easy. Easy, easy. 24. Oh, 24 is great. 24.
I mean, what an interesting concept. Yeah. And
that, like, this special agent is dealing with,
like, terrorists and all that kind of stuff.
And the show is 24. Well, it wasn't exactly 24.
It was, like, 22. And then there were some, like,
a couple of two -hour episodes. But it was, like,
quote, unquote, real time. And the clock would
run, dink, dink. and like it was just this thing
that happened on a day. Yeah. What a cool concept.
Amazing concept. I have fond memories of watching
that show. And it was it was right before a lot
of shows and stuff started streaming where you
could like watch a show in a day. Right. Because
like that concept might not necessarily work
anymore because this was just week by week. Yeah,
they'd leave you on a cliffhanger every single
week and you're like, oh my god, now I gotta
wait a week. Yeah God bless. Hope you have a
DVR just in case you miss it, you know. Oh, I
know those days Yeah, cuz like literally it's
like oh my god, it's Monday night. It's like
I'm oh my god 15 minutes Am I gonna make it home
right? It's like freaking out But yeah, that
was just part of it. It just it just you had
that buildup Yeah, each and every week such 100
% agree such a cool show. Yeah I totally agree
with that assessment. I like 24 as an answer.
I would say I like Doctor Who as an answer. Because
that was also before streaming, and now it's
on streaming because it's survived that long.
But yeah, that was another one where it's fairly
episodic, but the seasonal through plots. Like,
just keep ringing you back. They do, and like,
can they have one -off episodes? Yeah, and quite
frequently they did, but they had kind of those
underlying storylines where like two episodes
later all of a sudden they come back and you're
like, oh, wait a minute, and it's like, so yeah,
that is pretty cool. Yeah, totally agree. And
then Supernatural, I would say. That's a good
one. Is kind of similar format. to Doctor Who,
where it's fairly episodic, but then like the
seasonal through plots just keep you coming back.
Yeah. So I would say those are my three. Yeah.
Next one from Gutterball Butterboy. Uh -oh. What
do you think are the most essential jobs in the
world? Ooh, the most essential jobs. I'd say
probably farming. Yeah, yeah, we need them. Like
farming, doctors. Doctors, yeah. Yeah. As much
as healthcare sucks in America, we still need
doctors. Right. I have to pat my own back, but
for the farmers, you need truckers too. Yes,
you do. To get stuff around. Yeah. Hmm. Firefighters?
I was just about to say firefighters. Yeah. I'd
say firefighters. You could argue architects
or engineers. Oh, yeah. Shit's gotta get built.
Which require teachers. Which required to I like
where this is going. It's just like one into
another heat Yeah, you need teachers. Otherwise,
you just have a whole country full of dumb it
hmm Sounds awfully familiar. Oh boy. Well shit
Yeah, that's that's kind of an interesting that
wasn't planned by the way people that was just
kind of a Natural natural flow of things. Yeah
the discovery of how this symbiotic. Yeah uh,
human culture kind of is. Yeah, absolutely. Hmm.
I like that one. That was good. Gumbow Charles.
Gumbow. Gumbow, coming back in, uh, final DM
I got today. What's something unhealthy that
you actually got away from? Something unhealthy?
Yeah. Oof. Uh... Well, um... I think the biggest
one for me is soda. Don't drink soda. I don't
It's it's not even something that crosses my
mind. I remember Yeah, as you're sipping on your
soda Yeah, I just don't drink sodas I remember
being like a teen and always liking having having
a cola or root beer or sprite or something And
now it's just like it's not for me. No, that's
just not for me I'll get my caffeine elsewhere,
which I guess is a vice sure so that Check that
one. Marked unsafe from caffeine addiction. But
yeah, definitely got away from sodas and most
sweet foods in general too. I don't eat a lot
of cookies or cakes or ice creams or... I never
really was a sweet person. Like I'll enjoy a
piece of chocolate cake or a fudge brownie or
stuff like that. But I have it so infrequently,
I love it. Right. Right. But I'm OK having it
in that moment, and then I'm good for another
month. Yeah. I'm like, ah, I'm good. So yeah,
I don't know. But sweets was never a thing, so
I technically didn't give it up. I just don't
have a lot of it. I remember when I was younger,
I would be hounding for sugar. You love sweets,
dude. You love them. So luckily, I am away from
all that. Yeah. Not a huge sugar fiend these
days. I love fried chicken, and I drink. Probably
should work out more than I do. I stay out late.
I don't get much sleep. I do drink soda pop.
More fast food than I care to admit. I'm not
answering this question well. You seem to have
gotten away from some unhealthy individuals from
your past. That's I, you know what? Which I think
is a fair assessment. Ding, ding, win for you,
Aiden. Yeah, you know, I agree, because it's
like, when you have people and they mean something
to you, or you like, ah, that person is this
to me, and it's like, it's an important person.
But then you realize that maybe that person wasn't
the best for you. And, you know, when you find
out or you learn that, it's always very painful,
but in the same sense, it's better. for you that
you don't have to deal with them that often.
So yeah, I'll take that one. Lock that in. You
are right on that for sure. I think that's most
of my unhealthy things I've gotten away from
is your sugar and soda. Those are good. Oh, oh,
I guess another thing. Back when I worked second
shift and before that I actually worked a true
midnight shift, my sleep schedule was fucked.
Like well and truly destroyed. And now that I
work the boomer hours, I must be up in the wee
hours of the morning. My sleep schedule is totally
normalized. That's good. I go to bed sometime
between 8 and 10. I wake up sometime between
4 and 6 a .m. Just like regular people stuff.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that is good. So, I
am happy about all that. Yep. Eating shits there,
hey honey, gotta get to bed by nine. Should we
watch Angela Ladsbury? Perhaps Matlock before
we go to bed? I gotta pee up early enough to
read the newspaper before work. And then he crawls
into bed and goes, oh damn, I gotta pee. Third
time this hour, oh Jesus. Now I'll just stay
up and drink warm milk. I need the camera mile
tea back on. By the way, what was the deal with
warm milk? Like that was a thing like when I
grew up. It's like someone was up late at night
and they'd make themselves a cup of warm milk.
That's so stupid. I feel like I would shit myself.
Right? It's like a cup of warm milk will put
me to bed. No, it's gonna send you the crapper,
dude. Right. What are you doing? That sounds
aw - plus it just sounds bad. It sounds terrible.
I - I am not a fan - If my milk is warm, it's
in like a latte. Right. Right. And then it's
- it's - it's more coffee than milk. Yes, correct.
That - that always blew my mind because dairy
milk to me, or, yeah, dairy... Cold. Is - is
- it's not good cold anyway. No. You can hide
it if it's in cereal and milk. Yep. But it tastes
like garbage. Yeah. And now you're making it
warm? Right. Well, that's a great example because,
like, you sit there and you put milk in the cereal
because the only way cereal is edible, in my
opinion, is with milk. Right. And so you sit
there and you get about halfway through your
cereal. But then, by the time you're... And I'm
literally halfway done. Not even most of the
way done. What cereal is in there is now soggy,
gross, and the milk is now warm. Double gross.
Yeah. Yeah. That's another unhealthy thing I've
gotten away from. No cereal, no milk, no pancakes.
I don't really eat grains for breakfast. Breakfast
is important. Yeah, I rarely eat breakfast. Oh,
no. My breakfast is usually two energy drinks
and the maximum amount of nicotine I can fit
inside of me. There you go. Okay. All the doctors
listening are like, concerning. Concerning. Quite.
Quite indeed. Speaking of, it is time for a new
segment. It's time for Southside Theater. We're
putting on a show for you. Indeed. Great. So
here we go. It's brand new and kind of endless
because we can do a script from, well, anything.
And that is exactly what we're going to do. However,
we're going to do it as Chicago Southsiders.
Yeah. and we will largely play the role of two
people. Sometimes it'll be more. We'll have to
get creative, but if you've seen our Dream Daddy
stuff on the gaming channel, you know we can
come up with stuff on the fly. So I felt like
our first one would be really great with this
particular movie, which is... A movie that is
probably in my top five or six all time, I think.
It's gotta be up there. It's definitely up there.
It's A Few Good Men. Amazing film. So, there
is a scene, which, if you're talking all time
scenes, that's up there too. Yeah, I'd agree.
It is Lieutenant Caffey and Colonel Jessup. And
it's near the end of the movie. And Jessup gets
called to the stand. Oh no. Dear God. And so
we will be doing that as Chicago Southsiders.
Just to give you a behind the scenes of what
it would have sounded like had they been stereotypical
Chicagoans. Had this been at the court in Bridgeview.
This is kind of how that conversation might have
gone. Now it is largely between two people. There's
one line from the judge. I'll go ahead and do
that. Do you want Lieutenant Caffe or do you
want Colonel Jessup? I'll be the lieutenant today.
You'll be lieutenant? I'll be the lieutenant.
I'll take the judge because it's just one line.
Yeah. And then I'll do Colonel Jessup. Totally
fair. All right. Here we go. Unrehearsed. A few
good men as done by Chicago Southsiders. And
action. Hey, Colonel Jessup, did you order that
code red? Man, you don't have to answer that
question. We're already off the rails. I'll answer
the question. You want answers? I think I'm entitled
to them. You? You want answers? I want the truth.
Hey pal, you can handle the truth. Son. We live
in a world, today's walls, and those walls gotta
be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?
You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I got a greater responsibility
than you can possibly fathom. You weak for San
Diego, and you curse the Marines. You have that
luxury, my friend. You have that luxury of not
knowing what I know. So Santiago's death while
tragic? Probably save lives in my existence while
grotesque and incomprehensible to you Saves lives
You don't want the truth because deep down in
places you don't talk about and parties my friend
You want me on the wall you need me on the wall?
We use words like honor code loyalty we use these
words as a backbone spent Defending something.
You use them as a punchline. You don't want the
truth because deep down in places you don't talk
about at parties. You want me on the wall. Oh,
I said this twice. Holy shit. Okay. I don't know
why that was twice in here. Hang on. Hang on.
Oh. We're gonna fix it. It's not even fixing
a post. We're fixing it live. Okay. Did you?
Oh, did you order the code red? I did the job.
Did you order the code red? You're goddamn right
I did. Oh! So there you go. A little bit of a
flub because I put double lines in there. I don't
know how that happened. That's kind of crazy.
but uh that essentially was the very first hell
yeah south side i think i think and cut and cut
and cut um so yeah so that that is it um I thought
that was pretty good. I thought it was funny.
Well, that's the point. That's the point. We're
taking some classic scenes. And you're goddamn
right I did. You're goddamn right I did. And
that's the beauty of it, because Colonel Jessup
in the movie freaks out. He's like, eyes bulging.
You're goddamn right I did. You could see a Southsider
be like, yeah, you're goddamn right I did. Like,
he's proud of it, just like, matter of fact,
because it's just Southside. But yeah, so if
you liked it and you giggled along with us or
were like, didn't you say that? Yep, I said it
twice. That's okay. That's fine. What was the
thing you did the other season where it was,
I think it was a review preview, and then you
got the description twice. It was like you're
talking about some horror movie, but you had
the Marvel thing, like this group of teenager
anti -heroes. That was that's crazy because I
start talking about I'm like, wait a minute.
Yeah, I just why does this ring familiar because
I just This movie sounds like something I just
saw. Oh my god Yeah, so anyway If you want to
drop us comments or suggestions You can ask us
to do lines from certain movies. You know, you
can say You know, hey, do the car scene from
the movie Seven with Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman,
and Kevin Spacey. That would probably be hysterical.
You can say, hey, one of you do the monologue
from the movie Jaws, where he talks about the
USS Indianapolis. That could be good. There's
a lot. There's a lot of ideas that we can do.
A lot of ideas. Big Lebowski. I mean, there's
just so much we can do. And we will. And we will.
We definitely will. I think even doing some Avengers
stuff could be kind of funny as a Southsider.
Imagine Thor. Yeah, I'm still wordy. Oh my God.
I'm wordy. I'm wordy at a hammer, my friend.
Oh, man. But anyway, right about now is when
we would do the other foods, where we had planned
the Jeff Daniels challenge. But that requires
the food, which I left at home. Oops. Yep. Oopsie
daisy. Slub number two for the day. So see, I
went out and I just had like two beers last night.
See, I should have got hammered and then come
and hung over. Because then I wouldn't have forgot
anything. Right, exactly. And I wouldn't have
messed up the South Side thing. You were in too
normal a state. I'm in a normal state, man. I
got up early, so I was awake and didn't even
need the caffeine. I don't know, man. Unbelievable.
I know. I feel like I failed everyone today.
I really do. I really do. You know what we could
do, though? Get hammered? Well, that's besides
the point. I think we've got a pretty fun list
to get to. Oh, yay. We do. Well, we still have
a lot of good content coming up. Damn right.
So after this break, we're going to get to you
just made the list. All right. We are back for
our feature segment. You just made the list as
a top 10 list of well, just about anything long
running list. This goes. back to our radio days
even and that is a top 10 list 10 through 2 with
our big number one reveal and the rules state
let me see no rules let's freaking go yeah no
rules how about that thank god yeah that's great
so i guess it could be a top 100 if we wanted
to There's not a rule against that. No, there
really isn't. Anyway, this week, we're doing
our top 10 influencers. That's tough. Aiden,
would you care to go first? Oh, man. Well, my
honorable mentions list is going to be sizable.
Uh -oh. Because there's just a lot of good content
out there. That's fair. Most of these being YouTubers,
that's where I... watch most of the content that
I do. So honorable mentions, I'll run through
these. Probably gonna hear some familiar names,
especially if you've listened to the show before.
I've brought up many of these people on while
you were sleeping before. So honorable mentions,
Good Mythical Morning, Astral Spiff, Veritasium,
Kyle Hill, Jay Aubrey, Technology Connections,
Supermega, Adam Conover, Coffeezilla, Any Austin,
and I did a thing. That's my honorable mentions
list. Okay. I recommend all the lovelies out
there go ahead and check out some of their stuff.
Yeah, why not? Why not? Number ten. Jacksepticeye.
Funny Irish man playing video games. Ah. Nothing
better than that. I like that. Number nine. Internet
comment etiquette. Funny funny guy. Number eight.
Eddie Burback. Remarkably talented funny dude.
Okay number seven summoning salt who I've definitely
brought up before on while you're sleeping He
does the the world record history videos Like
video games. Yep, like Ninja Gaiden Mario all
that good stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah number six Drew
Gooden Okay number five Papa meat slash meat
Canyon. Ah, all right number four Game Grumps
slash V Grumps. Number three, Vsauce. Vsauce.
Vsauce. Excellent edutainment teacher kind of
guy. Uh huh. And number two, garbage time slash
dank pods. Oh garbage time is the crazy Australian
dudes with the car. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, put
like Vegemite in their oil. Yeah, see how long
it runs. Yeah, that was that was pretty good,
dude I'm not gonna lie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like
that a lot. So that is my number two Okay, I
Pretty much just have a a straight ten, but there
were there were two I forgot to add. So I just
added them real quickly while you were while
you were yapping. They're doing your thing. So
honorable mention, Druski and Brooke Monk. Druski's
great. Number 10, Alex Earl. Number nine, Chef
Reactions. Number eight, Charlie Diemlo. Seven,
I Show Speed. Six, Theo Von, although I don't
agree with him all the time. He's still kind
of funny. Five, Bella Porch. Four, Addison Rae.
Three, Mr. Beast. Two, Bad Friends. And I will
wait on my number one. Bad friends funny guys.
I do they're hilarious I just and then the best
thing about it is too because when you watch
influencers You can tell the ones that are heavily
scripted versus the ones where someone just grabs
their stuff and is like, I'm just going to go
on here and be funny today. They just kind of
go on and do it, and I much prefer that. And
I'm sure there's some scripting to bad friends,
because they have producers and everything. But
I could just be in a room with those dudes talking,
and they just crack me up. Absolutely. Yeah,
you can definitely tell when there's outlines
versus actual stick to these words. Exactly.
Yes, exactly. And Bobby and Santino just crack
me up. They're so funny. Yeah. My numero uno,
best influencer, in my opinion, Markiplier. Gotta
be... Oh, yeah, I forgot him. Gotta be on there
as my number one. Love his YouTube videos. I
loved the movie he made. Iron Blonde was fantastic.
Yeah, you were saying. I haven't seen that one
yet. Yeah. It is... it is quite excellent so
easy number one in my opinion. My number one
is a tie and it's an easy tie because they often
like they do their own content but then they
do create content together as well. It's Olivia
Tide and Suzy Vidal. Olivia is Olivia Tideman,
she's a chef so she creates a lot of her own
content. And most recently, I think she was on
Jimmy Fallon, so that's good on her for that.
But she has a lot of, they both are in the cooking
realm, so to speak. Although Suzy's is maybe
a little bit more diverse because like chill.
she has a lot of various interests like uh one
is like skiing and snowboarding and stuff like
that because that's what her dad was interested
in so like she does some of that um even though
primarily it's like cooking stuff and then she
did oh god she um She's like one of the things
she's known for is like being the pesto queen
and like convincing people like don't buy store
-bought pesto, homemade pesto is the best. That
is good advice though. It's great advice and
she actually did content with Oh, God, who's
the TV chef, the British guy that yells Gordon
Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay actually
did a show with her because they apparently saw
the one on pesto and just loved it and wanted
to try her pesto. And so that's they did a thing
together. So, yeah, those two, Olivia and Susie
are my number one. They crack me up and they
talk about food and I'm a foodie. So that's righteous.
It's pretty great Speaking of Gordon Ramsay,
he definitely could have been an honorable mention
because I know he his YouTube content is pretty
phenomenal and yeah, of course before that you
have kitchen nightmares and hotel hell and Right
at the one where the chefs battle it out in the
kitchen. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah, whatever that one's
called something chef. I don't know. But yeah,
he definitely could have been Samurai chef or
something. I don't know. Samurai chef. I like
pull out the katana. Where's the lamb sauce?
Shing. Shing. He's like slice that dude right
in half. You've been cut from the show. And if
I just gave him an idea and you are on the receiving
end of his katana, I'm so sorry. It was not my
intention. Yeah. We just ask Gordon that you
give us royalties for the idea. I think that's
fair. I think that's very fair. Anyway, we have
the down the reddit rabbit hole and that's our
first one for season seven. Aidan ventures down
said rabbit hole. pretty far sometimes, and comes
up with some really neat stuff, facts, figures,
and whatnot. So what did you come up with? Well,
in the year of Our Lord 2026, we have recently
hit 8 billion humans on this planet. So I wanted
to give everyone some population updates, because
I always find them quite interesting. Yes. Especially
with some of the countries maybe a decade or
two ago that had the most people on the planet
are now not as populous. You're right. Due to
government or war, things like that. So the most
populated country on the planet, India, in South
Asia with 1 .48 billion people in the country.
Wow, that's a lot. That's a lot a lot. So like
when you see the video, for example, of a commuter
train. Other commuter trains are different. It
looks like these big freight trains that they
just shove people on. But like people are hanging
out the doors. Right. On the freaking roof like
because they have to. Got to get to work. Yeah.
Yeah. It is insane. Like a sixth of the globe's
population is in that country. Holy cow. And
in that similar region, Pakistan with 260 million
people, Bangladesh with 178 million people, and
you go a little further east, you've got China,
who I believe used to hold the record for the
most people in the country. They no longer do.
But they still have 1 .41 billion people in their
country. So China, which butts up against India.
Yeah. Is number two. That's a lot of people in
that region. Right. Holy hell. Right. One...
What is that? One third? Of the planet. Of the
planet's population in those two countries? Yep.
And then, continuing in East Asia, you've got
Indonesia, which is massive. 288 million people.
Japan with 122 million people. Vietnam and the
Philippines both have about 100 million people
in them. Remarkably populated part of the globe.
In Africa, you've got Nigeria, which is just
about touching on 250 million people in there.
DR Congo, 116 million. Angola's got 40 million
people in it. And right here at home, the old
US of A, just about to hit that 350 million mark.
Wow. I remember when I was a wee lad, it was
closer to 300 million. It was closer to 300,
yeah. 310. Mexico, 133 million, Canada has 40
million, which is crazy because of how huge that
place is. Right, but only a small percentage
of that country is habitable. It's so cold. Unless
you want to be an Eskimo or swim. Yeah. Is that
an offensive term or is it Inuit now? I guess
it would be Inuit, yeah. I always forget. Yeah.
I've always heard Eskimo, but I don't... I don't,
like if somebody had said it was offensive, I
would ask why. Yeah. I'd be like, look, there's
words in the language that refer to people that
I know are offensive and I know why they're offensive.
Right. But like that one, if they're like, oh,
that's offensive, I'd be like, hmm, OK, why?
Yeah. I don't. I wonder if we could do a touch
of live research. Live research. Are you going
to type in why is Eskimo offensive? Yeah. Eskimo
is largely phased out. because it is a colonial
term imposed by non -indigenous people. To refer
to them. Right. Many Inuit, Yup 'ik, and Inuit
individuals find it pejorative as a broad umbrella
term that erases their distinct cultural identities.
Huh. Okay. Interesante. That is very interesting.
Well, the more you know. Picture the rainbow
folks. Yeah. And continuing through there, well,
speaking of cold, Russia, another, I believe
the largest by land size. By land size, yeah.
143 million. So they weather the cold better
than the Canadians, it seems. They do tend to
weather the cold a little bit better, but I do
have to say it is way too cold to, you know,
do the... do the, you know, horizontal, the horizontal
hokey pokey, you know, they're making the people,
you know, the Russian dance. Too busy with vodka.
You know, plus you drink lots of vodka and up,
you know, instead of at home with the woman,
you are at the, you know, wrestling with the
bear in the streets, you know. That's how it
happens. That's how it happens. Nearby, you've
got Turkey A, which is it Turkey or Turkey A?
I always just say Turkey, although it is not
spelled like Turkey anymore. Yeah. Well, however
it's pronounced. However it's pronounced. My
apologies. Used to be the Ottoman Empire. I mean,
who knows? Yeah. 88 million people. Ukraine just
shy of 40 million people. Just south of us, Brazil,
214 million people. Columbia and Argentina both
have about 50 million people. Here's the crazy
thing. One of my favorite places, Australia,
at least one of my favorite accents to do. Yeah.
27 mil. Which I guess most of it is desert. For
a country that is a continent. Yeah, essentially.
So many things, so many questions. I have so
many questions. Here's another thing I didn't
know, is that Papua New Guinea, 10 million people,
has way higher population than New Zealand. Really?
Yeah, New Zealand is somewhere closer to 5 or
6 mil. Wow. Which I know it's just an island,
but like... Shocking. Yeah. Yeah, I would agree.
And then you've got, yuck, yucky, France. 60,
66 million. We. A little more than that. United
Kingdom, 69 million. Nice. Germany, 83 mil. And
somewhere way, way down on that list is Ireland.
Approximately 6 mil. Wow. Still. still never
recovered from the the fan the Brits the famine
yeah, I mean we did we don't you know we don't
We don't hate the British people enough. I think
Yeah, I don't know if that's where I was going,
but I Understand that sentiment completely Yeah,
I mean this our Peoples could have been wiped
out completely yeah, absolutely Yeah, but and
then the butterfly effect Moshe wouldn't have
existed. Moshe wouldn't have existed. That'd
have been a true shame. Or it would have been
something vastly different. Yeah. Like, this
is the Heisenberg show. Does it quite roll off
the tongue the same way? No, no. Yeah, that's
something. Yeah, it's something. Oh, boy. British.
It's a British. Yuck. Well, that's what I found
down the rabbit hole. Just a little population
update. Your fellow human beings, where the most
populated countries are. If you did not hear
your country mentioned, it's because you are
tiny. Teeny tiny. Teeny tiny. I didn't mention
Italy, but why would I care to? I just care about
their food. Yeah. Like a lie. It's like, I'm
glad they exist because of food. Yeah. could
mention vatican city with a population of at
least one because there's a chicago pope all
right it's right that's uh that's that's the
pope my friend yeah yeah it's like how many american
cities have had a president and a pope well let
me see uh that's uh five a carry to seven uh
that's one that's one that's one in chicago my
friend say ah you're the second city i tend to
disagree We've had both a president and the pope.
You're welcome. You're welcome by that overbite
air. So before we take our final break, we have
a segment called Why You Were Sleeping. That
is where Aiden finds a movie, a book, a show,
a YouTube or anything that maybe we're just we're
we're sleeping on a little bit. And so, Aiden,
what do we have this week? Well, This one, I'm
targeting my fellow Gen Z human beings out there,
because I feel like a large majority of my generation,
not all, not all, just a majority, I would say,
is sleeping. Been slept on. Oh no. Some of the
greatest 80s movies. That's fair. So while you
were sleeping, Gen Z people, you can go back
and you can watch The Breakfast Club. Yes. From
1985, same year that the Air Jordan 1s dropped
by the way, The Breakfast Club came out a quote
unquote classic teen coming -of -age film written
and directed by John Hughes about five high school
stereotypes, the brain, the athlete, the basket
case, the princess, and the rebel who bond during
a Saturday detention in a library. and of course
they get up to hijinks, and the principal is
kind of an insane dude, which is kind of a fun
note. Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
What was he even yapping about? I don't know.
But it is a fantastic movie, and for all of the
people my age that are somehow nostalgic for
a time we were never even alive, go back and
watch that. You can borrow it from the library,
I'm sure you could stream it or watch it on YouTube,
probably. Oh, I'm certain of it. I highly recommend
The Breakfast Club. It is so quintessentially
80s. Oh, it is. It's a very 80s. But here's the
funny thing about that movie. As 80s as it is,
being that it's basically about a day in detention,
I think it just transcends time. Because I think
if you are a Gen Xer or you are a millennial
or Gen Z, everybody's done detention. Everybody's
been in there. And we know what it's like. And
everybody has their own experiences. So while
Breakfast Club may be more dated and slanted
towards the Gen X experience, I would love someone
to redo Breakfast Club, but not redo the movie,
but do a version for this generation with all
of the things that currently affect you guys
versus what was important to us and things we
were dealing with. Sure. Some things may be similar,
but some things might be different. But I would
love to see what that would look like. You know
what I mean? Yeah, like a modern reimagining
of the story. I think so. I think that would
be pretty fascinating stuff, don't you? Yeah,
I agree. I think there's a handful of 80s and
90s movies that... Not that I'm... advocating
for more remakes from Hollywood, but just like
re -imaginings would be kind of interesting.
Right, because like the concept of a movie is,
you know, people use the term timeless, right?
Well, nothing is essentially timeless. I mean,
if somebody does a historical epic, I guess you
could technically, like Gladiator can be considered
a timeless movie. It's about a historical period
in time. But like for something that was like
the the 80s experience, that is limited to that
time. But it doesn't mean like the events that
happen in it or the humor isn't still funny.
Sure. Yeah, it's still a funny movie. But I would
love to see it done with some of the stars today
in their own movie with their own lingo and the
things that are. You know more important today
that maybe didn't exist. Yeah in the 80s. It
would just be something kind of different, you
know Yeah, I totally agree. Yeah, and quite frankly,
too I think the music in a lot of the 80s movies
is just banger and I don't and i'm not saying
this because I am a gen xer i'm saying it because
I think the 1980s might be the single greatest
decade of music maybe i'll say i'll say american
music because You know, I wasn't around at the
time of the composers. That probably would supersede
anything that just came out of my mouth. Yeah,
you've got like Mozart and Claude Debussy in
the background, like, what the? And Beethoven
and Wagner and, you know, they're all just like,
do you have to do what you said? Pardon? Tchaikovsky
is like, this motherfucker. Yeah, right. Exactly.
So I say it. I say it as a... Probably like American.
Okay, because I just feel like Everything else
and it was important. I you know people from
the 60s would probably be like, oh you're crazy
We had the Beatles and we had cream and we had
you know And you're gonna be right to a certain
extent in the 70s had the the stones and the
who and Led Zeppelin And I get all that too,
but I feel like all of that progression all of
that like the birth of pop and the birth of punk
and the birth of metal and all of that I feel
everything and quite frankly the the birth of
grunge because that was the end of that decade
yeah like I feel all of that came together in
that decade and had influences from the 50s 60s
and 70s like everything else gave birth to that
yeah and I feel like so much of the music even
into the 2000s has had their influence from music
of the 80s so yeah I just feel it's such a significant
a significant period of time. So like you look,
don't forget about me. People still love that
song. Oh, yeah. And that song was done, you know,
pretty much for that movie in that closing scene.
But there's a movie where they get out of the
detention room and they're running through the
school. It's a it's a song by Wang Chung. It's
called Fire in the Twilight. I highly recommend
it. So find it on your YouTube machine or your
Spotify or whatever you listen to music on. Fire
in the Twilight by Wang Chung. It's a banger.
Check that shit out. That's my while you were
sleeping. So check that. How about that? How
about that? One beget the other. It's amazing.
Interesante. I love this show so much. Yeah.
Okay. We'll be back. We got beer to drink. Okay,
here we are, ladies and gentlemen, the Mark Mow
Show Season 7 premiere. And we are on to the
final segments of this particular show. Thank
you all for listening. And we always do our beer
review at the end of the show. We have a little
beer here. Oberon Ale, an American wheat ale.
So Aidan, take it away. What are we drinking,
dude? On the official beer of you, as you mentioned,
it's the Oberon Ale from Bell's Brewery, which
is out of Comstock, Michigan. This is a wheat
beer, and it's 5 .8 % ABV, so just a little higher
than your typical brewski. 10 on the international
bidders unit, so that's pretty low. As Bell's
describes it, Bell's Oberon is a wheat ale fermented
with Bell's signature house, ale yeast, mixing
a spicy hop character with mildly fruity aromas.
The addition of wheat malt lends to a smooth
mouthfeel, making it a classic summer beer. We'll
be the judge of that. Indeed we will. We are
ranking this on a scale from 0 to 5 on how much
we like it, and we're using our untapped app.
Not sponsored, but I wish they would. Yes. It
is free. If you are a beer enjoyer, you can just
go on there and rank beers if you so choose.
Yeah. And of course, as always, let us know in
the comments what you are enjoying today. Please
do. Listener, a slantcha. Slantcha. Oh boy, smooth
is correct. They weren't lying with that one.
No, they weren't. Remarkably smooth. Fairly light
bodied. Yeah, I would say that. That's not slapping
my taste buds around with anything heavy in any
particular direction. No, that is enjoyable.
Let's see here. 5 .8. 5 .8%. You do get a touch
of graininess in there. A little bit, but it's
a wheat ale, so that checks. I quite like that.
Do too like every time I take a sip I expect
to get that little bite at the end and I don't
yeah very smooth I totally get their their summertime
ale claim It's just it's crisp. You know, I wonder
if you could do a shandy with this. I imagine
you could I think it'd be a good one Interesting
interesting now we're coming up with ideas. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, we got the big brain squad here Hmm,
that's pretty tasty Hmm. I enjoy that very much.
Yeah, just just clean clean and crisp I like
it is what I'll tell you I'll give my flavor
profile clean crisp light -bodied and smooth
Is what I'll check off on there. Yeah, I I have
a few myself I do have light -bodied smooth sweet,
and that's it Totally fair. It's not like sweet
-sweet. It's not a dessert beer, but for a wheat
ale. But for a wheat ale. There's a little bit
of that. A little bit, I would agree. I enjoy
this. I'm giving it a 3 out of 5. I like that.
3 out of 5. I went 3 .75. Solid. Yeah, I went
3 .75 on that one. Very good. Quite good. Straight
out of Michigan, man. Yeah, it's out of Michigan,
so chances are if you're in the Midwest here,
you can probably get this. Yeah. I don't know
if there's mass distribution, but I know I think
you can get Bell's most places. I think so. That
sounds right. And in the app, we do get badges
every now and again. We do. I got a badge here.
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it's been a hot minute since I've had a cigar.
Yeah. I think we'll have to fix that soon. Give
those a try. Absolutely. You know, there's nothing...
I don't know. I don't know if it's more of a
winter thing or a fall, maybe fall, where you
can kind of just sit by a fire, get a good cigar,
and like a glass of Irish whiskey or scotch,
and just sip it, and smoke, and chill. Yeah,
I agree. Very fall -coated. Yeah. You're just
sitting out there in your jeans and your flannel
and just... Like that is, like if you talk about
like in Happy Gilmore, he has his quote unquote
happy place. Yeah. That's pretty damn close.
That's pretty damn close. That's pretty damn
close. Yes. Yeah, no doubt. Well, that was a
fun beer. That was a fun beer. I liked it. It's
good. Like I feel I could, like I feel I could
have that anytime. Like I get when people say
it's a summer beer because it does have that
vibe. Yeah. But I can enjoy this anytime I think.
I would agree. I would agree. It seems friendly,
you know? Yep. Like I wouldn't have like a heavy
stout or porter after coming in from mowing the
lawn, you know? No, but like, all right, perfect
examples, like say you're having a few of your
friends over for like the Bears game or something
or a day of football game, whatever, and you
have some beer in the fridge. Now, there's those
friends that are going to have, oh, here's this
fruity double Bach cherry blinst just whatever
right just these these random like kooky craft
beers like that to me is like that's like that's
like me beer that's like that's that's kind of
my stuff yeah But if I know I have friends coming
over, I'm going to have Coors Light. I'm going
to have Miller Light. I'm going to have stuff
like that. But I could have some Oberon in there.
Oh, for sure. Because I know people would dig
that. Yeah. So I would put that in that realm
of beers that the mass quantities can enjoy.
Yeah. I would agree. Definitely. Oh, yeah. Well,
we're on to that last segment. That we are. And
we flip -flop. World when you world of weird
new I didn't do it, right? No, I just did I disappoint
a lot of people I think I just did this is why
we keep losing subscribers and it's all me It's
on me. I'm sure world of weird news Yeah, we
we typically flip -flop that interior listing
from time to time And let the weird news catch
up so we can kind of talk about it But I think
it's fun to kind of flip those. Yeah, I'd agree
from time to time and Mind you, like I said,
we did forget all of the ingredients to do the
Jeff Daniels challenge as our final other foods
segment. We're going to be replacing that. Now
we've talked about, before we get to our tier
listing, we talked about maybe resurrecting something
called rapid fire. Rapid fire is fun. That's
where one of us takes the lead on that segment
and we come up with five or six or seven Random
things could be anything the whole idea is to
kind of throw off the other person Yeah, yeah,
and then that person in a sentence or less by
less meaning like a word or two Yeah, or they
can at most they can give you like a sentence
on whatever you say So for example off the top
of my head if I just went a Aiden a Gaza strip
Oh, no Right and so rapid fire the whole idea
is he cannot think about it. He's got to spit
something out Whether it's a word like he would
like I would say tragic. Yeah That's that's like
a word that would come out of my mouth, you know,
but I'd be like a not a pack. Yeah, you know
And that's perfectly fine, too. So that's kind
of the whole idea is that we just throw We can
throw out whatever But the whole point sentence
or less quick rapid -fire reaction to whatever
we throw. Yeah. Yeah. And it's fun. I don't know.
We've done it on the radio before. A little bit
on the podcasting side, but mostly on the radio.
And it's a pretty fun segment. Yeah, I would
agree. So we'll kick the tires on that for sure.
But now we're going to finish this show up with
tier listing. And I believe Aiden has prepared
this one. Yes. So I am looking forward to it.
This tier list today, we're going to be tier
listing. Well, Mosho, of the Mark Mosho, is going
to be tier listing 80s and 90s songs. So I picked
10 popular songs from 1980s and 10 popular songs
from the 1990s and you're going to be ranking
them on a scale of F being the worst of the worst,
D being bad, C being mid, B being good, A being
great, and S being the best of the best. Of the
best. Of the best. Are you ready? I'm not sure,
but let's do it. Let's give some letter grades
to some songs from the 1980s. I love it. Rick
James, Super Freak. Super Freak, Super Freak.
Oh, I got to be careful. Copyright claim. Copyright
claim. It's like, you know, you're able to avoid
the FCC, which is the plus to what we do. But
then there's copyright claims, which is annoying.
Exactly is what it is. Pros and cons. I like
his vibe. The dude was insane and coked out and
whatever. Insane. Yeah. I know. And like, Dave
Chappelle's stories that include him just crack
me the hell up. I think it's hilarious. S -songs
go C. It's okay. C. Yeah, it's just not my vibe.
I get that. Next up, culture club, Karma Chameleon.
Ah, I love it. Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma
chameleon. You come and go. You come and go,
my friend. Another idea. Anyway, song lyrics
as sung by Southsiders. No, I love it. I love...
Culture Club kind of fizzled too early, in my
opinion. They had some catchy tunes. They had
some catchy tunes, very 80s. And I also loved
the fact it was in... God, I'm trying to think
of what 80s movie it was. I was gonna say Billy
Madison, but I think that was I Tumble For Ya,
which is also Culture Club, so it's a little
bit different. I'm gonna give that a solid B+.
B+. That is very 80s, yeah. Yeah. Encapsulates
the vibe. It really does. Catchy -ass chorus,
by the way. The third 80s song, Rob Bass and
DJ Eazy Rock with It Takes Two. It takes two
to make a thing go right. Another catchy chorus
it is. Hmm. I'm noticing a theme Okay, uh, yeah,
we're gonna stop um, I'm not internationally
No, we're gonna stop gonna stop um copyright
claim damn it damn it. I know I just blew it.
Uh What do they give culture go B plus you gave
it B plus B plus. B plus. That's totally fair.
It's good. It's catchy. Catchy beat. Oh, yeah.
Next up, Cyndi Lauper. Girls just want to have
fun. Oh, that's kind of epic. Girls just want
to have fun. Especially in an era where women
and minorities are still trying to like... Grasp
the quote -unquote golden ring and like find
equality in a system that doesn't want to give
it to them, right? Especially in the conservative
80s, right? Yeah, it's just an empowering song
for women and I Love it and Cindy Lauper is great.
She very she does it do out with Billy Joel,
which is an amazing song. Oh, okay Yeah, yep.
Yep. I I want it's on the bridges album. I think
anyway, I would I'd give this an A I think it's
pretty epic. Yeah. Hell yeah. Next one up, Guns
N' Roses, Welcome to the Jungle. Wow. Wow, wow.
Welcome to the jungle, we got funny games. That
song is... We got everything we want. Yeah, we'll
stop there. You know what I love the most about
that is they came along at the tail end of the
80s and it was pretty much... a time when grunge
was starting to come on and hair metal was starting
to kind of fizzle. Right. Like MTV was done with
it and they were all into the grunge thing. And
here comes this band that's just a hard rock
band. And they were so unique and their album
was like, I can listen. It'd be a good discussion
another time to be like, what are some albums
that we can listen to front to back? Yeah. Because
not every album's met that way. I'd agree. Appetite
is definitely one of those albums, without question.
It is maybe a top 20 album of all time. I gotta
give it an S. S -tier. Welcome to the jungle.
First S -tier of the day. We continue in the
80s. Call me Blondie. Oh, that's good too. And
Blondie was so great. She was just kind of this...
Kind of when alternative was becoming alternative
and she wasn't necessarily punk. It was really
kind of the like her and the cars and groups
like that were really kind of Defining what alternative
music yeah, yeah To kind of set the way for all
the alternative bands of the 90s and 2000s And
she was really such a pioneer and it's a good
song and I know other people have remade this
song some pretty good versions, too Uh, I'd give
it an A. That's solid. I'd give it an A. I like
that. Super catchy song, once again. Next up,
man, feels like we just talked about this, Deja
Vu, Simple Minds with Don't You. Oh, God. Yeah,
that's a great song. It's funny because that
just happens to be the era in which I was an
idiot teen and... And well, actually, you know,
I was kind of like younger than that, even as
preteen and teen. And that was kind of one of
those songs that was super impactful for me.
Part of that movie, The Breakfast Club. Yeah,
that was so impactful. And like it was a good
song. And then it was in the movie and then everybody
was just like, oh, my God, it was great. I love
it. It really kind of defines that decade. I
think I'd have to put it in the S tier another
S tier I like that. Yeah coming in some with
some heavy hitters For sure. Yeah next up final
three from the 80s. Okay, Madonna's Like a prayer
like a prayer. I didn't know what this song meant
when this song came out and The video is even
more impactful than the song was in an era where
videos were the shit, right? I mean, that's what
was super important music videos popping off,
right? Yeah, so like you like you heard the song
the song's like, oh, that's pretty good But then
you saw the video and it goes with the song.
You're like, wow, you know, and it's just kind
of like takes off It's really good Everybody
thinks it's this either this this homage to growing
up as a Catholic or slightly against the Catholic
Church until someone 20 some odd years later
had told me, you know that song is about a blow
job, right? Did not know. Take the time, listen
to the lyrics. Had no idea. Had no idea. Yeah,
people were reading into it and Madonna's just
like, eh, it's not really what that was about.
It's really not what that was about. But the
way you can use words and terminology, it's great.
But anyway, I would give that an A+. A +, solid
rank, solid rank. Michael Jackson, Billie Jean.
Here's the thing. That's an iconic song and it
really set him up to go into the Stratocere coming
off the wall, which was the album before Thriller.
Yeah. I like The Wall. I'm not a huge disco guy,
and there are some disco -y tracks on there.
But as pop songs go, I felt like a lot of those
songs on The Wall were just, like, catchier.
Oh, Billie Jean is such a catchy song. It's such
a catchy song. And so, like, people use the term,
you gotta walk before you can run, and I figured,
like, The Wall was the walk before Thriller became
The Wall, you know? Yeah. And so... As Billy
Jean goes, it's probably not one of my favorites
off the Thriller album. I think the title track,
Thriller, is just epic. I do love that. Beat
It, I also think, is just into the stratosphere.
Then Billie Jean's kind of that third one down.
And it's funny because for any other artist,
that would have been like an S -track for them.
But because this is one of the greatest albums
of all time, Billie Jean is your third or fourth
option. It's crazy. Right. But I do love it.
I will give Billie Jean an A. A? Yeah. Solid.
The last... 80s song we'll be ranking today,
George Michael, Careless Whisper. Oh my god.
So much to say about that, believe it or not.
And it goes beyond Deadpool using it, which I
think is just hilarious. It's so funny. It's
so funny. That, when I was at Loyola, I went
to the George Michael concert with my friend
Marnie. And she was bringing her sister and her
friend. And so we all went to the concert together.
And the fun thing about that particular concert
was George Michael did a version of Don't Let
the Sun Go Down on me. Well, there were cameras
everywhere. And I just kept thinking to myself,
like, yeah, because ultimately, like, is George
Michael my vibe? No, I was really into hard rock
and metal at that time. Yeah. But I'm at the
show and I'm looking at all these cameras. I'm
like, what are they doing? Well, they were filming
the video for Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me,
which he did a duet with Elton freaking John
who showed up and they did this song together.
That's fucking cool. And I'm watching this. I'm
like, I am so glad I came. This is awesome. So
I really love it. Now, that particular song,
I think is, I think it's timeless. Oh, Elton
John's one of the homies, too. What a G. He's
great. But Careless Whisper is just, it's timeless.
There is a pop punk band. God, I wish I could
remember their name. They do a version of it,
and it's an awesome version of Careless Whisper.
So look up pop punk version, I'm sure. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. But it's really good. I think it's
S tier. S tier. I think it's S tier. George Michael
pulling away with an S tier. Yep, 100%. Are you
ready for the 1990s? Let's recap the 80s. So
you gave Rick James Super Freak C, Culture Club
Karma Chameleon B +, Robb Bass DG Easy Rock It
Takes Two B +, Cyndi Lauper Girls Just Wanna
Have Fun A, Guns N' Roses Welcome To The Jungle
S, Blondie Call Me A, Simple Minds Don't You,
you gave an S, Madonna Like A Prayer A +, with
a fun bit of lore to that song. Oh yeah. Michael
Jackson's Billie Jean and A, and Careless Whisper
George Michael and S. There you go. The 1990s.
We start off with Oasis Wonderwall. Here's the
thing. I don't much care for these whiny Brits.
Oh, me too. Ultimately, I will go on the record
to say there are probably two or three songs
of theirs that I think are really, really good.
This is not one of them. But you can't necessarily
argue with success or album sales or anything
like that. This is true, but it is your tier
list. But it's my tier list. I'm gonna go, I'm
gonna be fair to them and go C+. C +, just above
mid. Just above. Snuck that one in there Oasis.
Right. And Oasis, like I said, you do have a
few other songs that I think are really, really
good. Even though I don't necessarily care for
your music, this just doesn't happen to me a
lot. That's fair. Totally fair. No doubt, just
a girl. Ah. See, I like... I don't know if I
care too much for what Gwen Stefani has done
as a solo artist. Yeah. And there's a couple
of catchy tunes. But I think what she did with
her band, no doubt, I would have loved to have
seen more. I would have loved to have seen more
music out of those guys. I agree. Yeah. I really...
Don't Speak, another great track. Don't Speak,
I probably like that song better, to be honest.
I would give this one a B. I'll give it a B,
because once again, I love these empowering songs
and things like that, so lyrically, I think it's
pretty good. So B, I think B's a good grade.
That's solid. TLC, No Scrubs. Okay. And it only
gets better from its association with... Top
10 movie of all time. The Other Guys. The Other
Guys. Yeah, I agree with that. I don't want no
scrubs. Besides the fact, Michael Keaton is an
absolute gift to our planet. The way he delivers
these lines. He's so funny. That Will Ferrell
and Mark Wahlberg then come back on. You gotta
creep. It's like my eyes are watering because
I'm about to start cracking up. It's so freaking
funny. But this song itself, like I love TLC
once again. TLC's great. God, that album they
put out was amazing. I would probably put this
as an A. It's one of my favorite songs of that
decade, I think. I would agree. Totally agree.
And I love Waterfalls though, too, man. That's
so true. It's right there. Yeah, I would agree.
It broke my heart because I thought I remember
seeing in a documentary I watched that TLC with
the shitty contract they signed. They like never
made any money off them. They didn't. And that's
so heartbreaking. Yeah. Next up, Smash Mouth
All -Star. Oh my god. I think I'm more... Somebody
once told me the world is gonna roll me. Easy,
easy now. I get in the spirit. I know, I know.
And that's allowed on this show. Respectable.
I'm almost more fascinated with the lore and
the meme culture surrounding that song than I
am the actual song. The actual song is a C. I
mean, it's just... The actual song is just kind
of there. But I think it's what people do with
the song that elevate it. But as songs go, it's
just very okay. Locking in like sometimes I hear
it like sometimes you hear that old banger And
you're just like oh my god like I hear this and
I roll my eyes Yeah, so oh god, so I think C
is fair. That's fair Destiny's child say my name.
I was wondering if any sort of Beyonce inspired
music was going to appear on this his tis his
I do love that song. It's a fucking banger. It's
so good. I don't think it's S tier though. I'm
gonna put it A. A? That's solid. Can I reach
my judge hand in and drop a plus on that? You
can put a plus on that. I'll go A plus. It's
such a banger. It's so good. Next up, from the
90s, Genuine with Pony. Oh, God. It was so damn
catchy when it came out, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, so
good. God, you heard that at the bars all the
time. Um, I gotta go A. I don't think it's S
tier. I gotta go A. That's fair. Yeah. I was
gonna say I honestly couldn't tell you another
song by Ginuwine. No. Besides Pony. That's probably
in the One Hit Wonders category for sure. Yeah,
I would agree. That kid's an A. Moving us on
to Mary J. Blige. Real love. I love her, dude.
She's so good. She's really talented. I'm gonna
give that one a B+. B+. Yep. She has some great
tracks. She has some great tracks, and at that
halftime show that Dre and Snoop did, she appeared
on that one, and I love that she did. That was
so cool. Yeah. That halftime show was great.
That had one of my favorites. Eminem, 50, Snoop,
Dre, Mary J. Blige. Kendrick. Kendrick. Yeah.
Get real. That was so good. Get fucking real.
That was so good. Next up, from the 90s, DJ Jazzy
Jeff and the Frust Prince with Summertime. Summer,
summer, summertime. You know, that's so interesting.
You know, so many people today think of Will
Smith and they just, they think of. Men in Black,
they think of Independence Day, they just think
of these banger movies, right? Even more recently,
they think of him slapping Chris Rock in the
face. Make sure you keep his wife's name out
of your effing mouth. But, before that, he had
a little TV show, which was good, Uncle Phil.
That was not the name of the show, that was the
guy. It was one of the homies. It was one of
the homies. Fresh Prince. But his rap game, especially
when he was younger, was really good. And he
kind of made a point of rapping. About stuff
that wasn't as serious, you know, he wasn't like
one of the gangster rappers. He was an ice cube
or yeah Eminem or any of those guys He just tried
to one of my favorite lines from an Eminem track
I forget what one it is, but it's like oh Will
Smith don't gotta custom his raps to sell records
Well, I do so fuck him and fuck you too. That's
funny. That's yeah, that's good. That's really
good I don't think they ever had serious beef,
but I love that line. Yeah. Yeah We'll throw
those down in a movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah, in a heartbeat.
No, but that particular song, it is truly like
a summertime jam. It's fun. I'll go B plus on
that. B plus. Solid. Yeah, it's a banger. Still
hangs around today. Yeah, absolutely. The penultimate
90s song, House of Pain, Jump Around. Jump around,
jump around, jump up, jump up and get down. uh
another timeless song it's great and lyrically
if you just like pull the lyrics up as you're
listening to it some of the lyrics are pretty
damn funny um i all right i'm doing it oh i'm
doing the thing oh uh primarily because dj's
back in the day when i was in the 90s when i
was in the bar scene uh and they knew i was there
they would play this for me because they knew
i'd get up on a bar yes but um That was so different.
Maybe not that different. That guy's come out
again. On short contemplation. Yeah. It's like,
wait, I thought you were Mark. I'm like, no,
I'm Maloney. S tier. S tier. House of Pain with
the first S tier of the 90s. Yeah, God intro
so good the final 90 song all right. You'll be
ranking today Daft Punk around the world I Love
the fact that that's all the lyrics. That's it,
but it's so catchy. It's catchy You know a lot
of what Daft Punk is is kind of like that. That's
they're pretty versatile with how they produce
music What they did with Pharrell was Pharrell
was pretty good They've done a few other things.
They've done some other collaborations at Kanye
Kanye. Yeah So I do like some stuff that they've
done This one as you say, it's very repetitive.
There aren't a lot of layers. Yeah But I do like
it is a quintessential 90s tune. Yeah I'm gonna
go I'm gonna go A. I'm gonna put it there. A
tier? Yeah. Makes it up there for ya? I think
so. Well that was the end of the 90s. Awesome.
To recap, Oasis Wonderwall C +, no doubt just
a girl, got a B. TLC No Scrubs A. Smash Mouth
All -Star got a C. I believe tied for the lowest
rank of the day with Rick James Super Freak.
I'm Rick James, bitch. Destiny's Child Say My
Name A +, Ginuwine Pony A, Mary J. Blige Real
Love B +, Jazzy Jeff Fress Prince Summertime
B +, House of Pain Jump Around Got an S, and
Around the World by Daft Punk Got an A. I love
it. And trust me, there are way more 80s and
90s songs we could tier list. Right. There's
2 ,000 songs we could hop into. Yeah. I think
you're onto something here. Primarily, too, because,
I mean, I don't know. Your guy here used to have
a music show on the radio. This is true. We're
both music appreciators. We're both very, yeah,
very much so. So I think that could end up being
fun for us. Could be a thing. Could be a thing.
Write that down. Write that down. We do that
only because we come up with great ideas in the
middle of nowhere and then we don't. And then
we're like, what was that thing we talked about?
Ah, shit. Yeah. But Southside Theater was definitely
one thing we wrote down. So that will definitely
be a regular here for season seven. We'll kind
of see how it goes. And of course, let us know
about this tier listing. Yes. Were there any
songs on there that you were like, oh my god,
I can't believe he said blank? Let us know. Let's
argue. Let's argue, or if there's songs you want
us to put on the tier list, we'll do that, too.
Yeah, there's no shortage of interesting tracks
to think about. Absolutely. Well, that pretty
much concludes this edition. I hope you guys
have enjoyed it. Maybe a good thing that I forgot
the ingredients for our other foods segment,
because we kind of run up against the clock anyway.
So probably a good thing that that occurred.
But at any rate, Aidan Spell the Right Way is
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stuff. I don't have much else to add. You got
anything here as we part ways? Season seven,
we're poppin' off. ABC, always be poppin' off.
Always be poppin' away. What?