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Hey there everybody, welcome to the Mark Mo Show

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Season 6 Episode 10, our final episode of Season

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6, titled 250. Do I have to, I'm not even gonna

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explain it. Anyway, you can find us on all podcast

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platforms and YouTube. I would like to introduce

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you to my co -host, producer, super awesome dude

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and my son, lucky me, Aidan Maloney. How are

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you, dude? Hola, I'm chilling, chillaxing, got

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an okay night's sleep. Good. I've had two energy

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drinks today. I'm drinking a little hydration

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drink. I'm getting ready. I've never been more

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prepared in my life. That's amazing and that's

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quite the statement. Yeah, that's that's quite

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the future urination. I'm gonna be having that's

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gonna like it's gonna be high volume You know

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you see those those videos of like water mains

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bursting. Yes. It's building up already Yellowstone

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geysers and that Leslie Nielsen naked gun where

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he's at the urinal for like He just starts up

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again Yeah, there's something different about

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caffeine especially like coffee does it to me

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a little bit, but like energy drinks that caffeine

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hits different it's like i know it's technically

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a diuretic i think i've heard yeah but man that's

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that's crazy like how how quickly that liquid

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is just like nah let me back out dude uh -huh

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oh yeah i'm done in here like it gets in it's

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like uh hey we extracted all that caffeine stuff

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we went out and get rid of the useless shit where's

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the exit door yeah i hear you man well uh Well,

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folks, we've six seasons. We're pretty, I think,

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pretty happy with how we've evolved and things

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that we've been doing. I hope you guys enjoy

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it, for sure. And we'll talk a little bit about

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Aiden and his gaming channel. It's been doing

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that for quite a while. It is on the old YouTube.

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It is called Aiden Spelled the Right Way. Lots

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of PC gaming content, GeoGuessr, PolyBridge,

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Observation Duty, and lots of horror games. So,

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Aiden, tell everybody what you can expect because,

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you know... for many of you and it seems like

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this was something we've been trying to move

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towards and we finally have and We're we seem

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to be picking up steam, which is great and that

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is through through TikTok and Instagram Reels,

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and we're just dropping these little 15 to 30

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second gems on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah,

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so I want you to let everybody know what's up.

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It's fantastic. I've still got this massive backlog

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of indie horror games that I'm playing through.

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I've released an episode where the game was called

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Small Mouse Big House. Where I play as this little

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mouse mama trying to steal cheese from the human

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beings. Way more terrifying than I thought it

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would be. And the jump scares in that game were

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crazy. Well, yeah, I watched. They're one of

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the reels that's that's out there. And by the

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way, let everybody know, like TikTok and Insta,

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like where how they can find us, like what our

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handle is. Yeah, our handle is A and M, A ampersand

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M and co. So that's how you can find us. Usually

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it's like. at a .m .content or a .m .co .content

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because, hey, the bots stole all the good names.

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Yeah, by now. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, you can find

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us on there, A &M and Co. And yeah, we've been

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blacklisted or shadowbanned on TikTok. And I

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have no clue why. I reached out to their helpline

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feedback thing, never heard back, because we

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had a good run where every TikTok and Reel we

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uploaded was going to get either a couple dozen

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or a couple hundred views. Some of them even

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got quadruple digits, which was cool. Yeah, that's

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awesome. And then all of a sudden on TikTok,

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it's like zero views, one view, two views, zero

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views. It's like what? I don't understand because

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on Reels those same clips that get zero get like

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180. I'm like, I think we're shadow banned on

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TikTok and I don't know why. Hi, yeah. Regardless

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of the back -end bullshittery, it is fun. Lots

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of clips from A &M, lots of clips from, Aiden

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spelled the right way. It's a jam. It's a jamboree.

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It is indeed. It is indeed a Jamboree, and everybody

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should definitely check that out, as well as

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a segue into our gaming site that we do, kind

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of bringing all his fun gaming prowess and our

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goofiness and improv here on this show, and doing

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some gaming of our own. That is A &M Gaming,

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and you can find that on YouTube as well. And,

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you know, we do a lot of similar games. GeoGuessr

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and Observation Duty. We did one last week. I

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can't remember the name. Spectator. Spectator.

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So it's like a similar version of Observation

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Duty. I think it's a smidge easier. There's less

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complexities. But it's just as fun, if not funner.

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Funner? I would agree. Fun. Funnest. Funny. Funner.

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Funnest. It goes fun, more fun, funnest. Yeah.

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That's confusing. There's no Funner. Funner?

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Funner? I hardly know her. Why did I say that?

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I don't know. It's episode 10. We're taking next

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week off. You've hit a wall. And to be fair.

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With the English language. Well, no. I've hit

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a wall. Period. End of sentence. Because I have...

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Let's do the quick math. Thursday, up at 7 in

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the morning. And then I stayed up till... Four

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in the morning, Friday. So that's almost, what's

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it say, 21 hours? 20 or 21. Quick math, quick

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math. Straight, four hours of sleep. Got up at

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seventh, eh, it's close to eight. I was a little

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bit late to work. Oh no, I wonder why. Oopsie.

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It's close to eight o 'clock, but. Then I did

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eight, two, three in the morning again, because

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they're closing my favorite bar because it got

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bought by some douche and whatever, the American

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dream, right? So that was another 22 hours straight.

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So doing the math, we're at like what, 43 hours

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awake with four hours of sleep. Give or take.

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Give or take. And then I got what, five, not

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even five, four and a half. before coming to

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the studio here today so we're on like 40 we're

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on like 41 and 8 right now 41 and 8 it's a pretty

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good record in baseball that'd be a great record

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baseball yeah so we're at 41 on 8 off and uh

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you know this day is just beginning so um we're

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only beginning to cook yeah so i may hit the

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wall but as we always say when we're super tired

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or stressed or hung over, we tend to do our best.

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Any type of compromise state, yeah. Because we

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don't overthink anything because we're just real.

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Yeah, we're just put the chef's hat on. Let me

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cook Exactly. So we're doing a lot of cooking

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here today. That's for sure But then you're eight

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like subscribe share all that kind of good stuff

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We appreciate each and every one of you six seasons

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in Catching the show whether you're just a casual

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listener you check out every episode. We appreciate

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each and every one of you and Yeah, so 250 it's

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a name of this episode, final episode of season

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six. I shouldn't have to explain it. Yeah. I

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don't. Everyone knows the song. For future spawns,

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poor spacious guys in rampant space aflame. 250.

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The purple mountain's gathering, and all the

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spooning planes. Wait, wait, wait. America! No,

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no, no. You know how the song goes. No, unfortunately

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I do. Purple Mountains Majesty. All right, first

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off. Is that what I said? I thought that's the

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lyrics. Purple Mountains Majesty. Yeah. No, you

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know, I fully believe whoever wrote that song.

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It's high as fuck. Purple Mountain where? Was

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that the actual lyric? That is the lyric. Oh.

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Purple Mountains Majesty. Huh. That's quite unique.

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Now. I have been through Colorado, Wyoming, Montana,

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Idaho. Wherever the mountains are. We've been.

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Washington. We've been where the mountains are.

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And they are beautiful, no question. Gorgeous,

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even. Never seen purple. No. Maybe it's like

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the artistic rendition of what a sunset on a

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mountain would look like. I mean, maybe you give

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them the creative license to be a little crazy,

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get a little goofy with it. Right. You know?

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Purple Mountain Majesty. I think I sang the song

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wrong. Or did I sing it right? I think you were

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pr— I think you were on point. Okay. I think

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you were definitely on point. Just like, hey,

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amaz— Purple, Purple Mountains Majesty. Purple

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Mountains is the name of the strain. That's the

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name of the strain. Right, they're like, oh,

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isn't that a beautiful lyric? I'm like, no, dude,

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he's telling me what he's smoking. We're out

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of OG Skywalker. Don't worry, I got Purple Mountain

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Majesty, bro. Oh, dude. Oh, dude, lit. That's

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so funny. Anyway, happy birthday, Marika. gonna

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turn 250 here on July 4th. And you don't look

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a day over 234, let me tell you. You know, despite

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the pock marks and, you know, maybe a couple

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gray hairs, you know, you're looking okay -ish.

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That is for sure. You know, I'm just as far as,

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you know, birthing, birthdays, all that stuff.

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You know, none of us remember our first day of

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life. If you do, you're a freak. I was like,

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oh man, I remember coming out. I was real comfy

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in there, man. All of a sudden, I came out. I'm

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like, whoa, bright lights. You know, turn that

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shit down. What the hell? Pull me back. There's

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capitalism out here. Yeah, exactly. So, be it

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that we don't, you know, heck, most of us can't

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remember most of our childhoods, but America,

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we remember your birth and we know it all even

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if we weren't there because everybody wrote about

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it and the first weeks and months of the baby

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united states as an independent nation were times

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of uncertainty experimentation and nation -building

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sound familiar anyway Although independence had

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been declared, there's no strong national government.

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The states began to write their own constitutions

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while the Continental Congress governed the war

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effort. In November of 1777, Congress approved

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the Articles of Confederation. Remember those?

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Didn't think so. We're Americans. Nobody knows

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their history. What the hell are you guys learning

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in those classics? I've seen the Jimmy Kimmel

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bit with history and geography. We're dumb peoples.

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Although they were not fully ratified until 1781.

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Now, during these early months, American leaders

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worked to gain some international recognition,

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right? Because we're just this rag -tag bunch.

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And the most important goal was securing aid

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from France. Although France did not formally

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ally with the U .S. until 1778, it secretly provided

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money, weapons, and supplies beginning in 1776.

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Now, during this time, of uncertainty and trying

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to get recognition globally and all this stuff.

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Life for ordinary Americans, interestingly enough,

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all the technologies changed and all the advanced

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everything, it's kind of similar in many ways.

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So you had farmers raising crops, you had merchants

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struggling because it was war time, inflation

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on goods, families, ad members fighting in the

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military. often times on the opposite side and

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there were enslaved peoples women and in many

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of the natives saw little immediate improvement

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to their rights or their status through the revolution

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and would have lasting effects on the school

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for a very long time perhaps even still to this

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day perhaps even still to this day you are correct

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the estrous months were marked by military setbacks

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financial hardship political uncertainty Sound

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familiar? Hmm, interesting. Indeed. Despite the

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challenges, victories at Trenton and Princeton

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gave the new nation renewed confidence and helped

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keep the revolution alive long enough to secure

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crucial foreign support and eventually independence.

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250 years. Well, not all of it's been good. It's

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been marred by... workers' rights revolts, abuse

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of Native Americans, racism, sexism, class warfare,

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collapse of the housing market, corporate theocracy.

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But it hasn't been all bad either. We abolished

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slavery, we guaranteed a woman's right to vote,

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passed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, conquered

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fascism on D -Day, Roe v. Wade guaranteed, remember

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that? Roe v. Wade? Anybody? Back in the day.

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Back in the day. Pippridge Farm remembers. Roe

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v. Wade guaranteed a woman's right to choose.

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We defeated communism, passed gay rights, marriage

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legislation. We had President Barack Obama and

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Michael fucking Jordan. You damn right. You damn

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right. And most of those things happened from

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group efforts and activism and bloodshed of the

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working class, all overcoming these issues as

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a population. Right. that is exactly correct

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and you know in in america i mean globally too

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but in america we do have a tendency for history

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to repeat itself because we don't learn the first

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time clearly uh in the beginning there was that

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financial hardship and political uncertainty

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and military setbacks and here we are 250 years

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later still facing many of the same challenges

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however i will utter the same saying i i deliver

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when talking about like mental health And it's

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the same saying I say for that, as I'll say now,

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we're still here. Yeah. So that is significant.

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Maybe just by the will of your average person,

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we're still here. We still have a chance to be

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better. We have the ability to make every American's

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lives a little bit better. We can be better stewards

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of this amazing planet. We've been given. Brock

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talked about hope and I have hope. We can turn

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things around and finally be great. Right. I

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think that's fair. There's no reason we can't

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be. I think a lot of times it takes what's happened

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the last 10, 15 years -ish or more to wake up

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and say, okay, you know, we're off course. And

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not just by a little. We're off course by a lot.

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By a long way. By a long way. where we're going

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down a real bad path. And we have this ability,

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this opportunity to course correct. And once

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again, try not to be very political on those

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sorts of things. But when you look at Bernie

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and AOC, and now Mom Donnie in New York, that's

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the future. that we need to strive for, regardless

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of the side that you are on. If you value America

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and you're gonna put a big old flag on your pickup

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truck and your proud union and all this other

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crap, you have to realize this is the way we've

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got to go. Will it be perfect? Will it be smooth?

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No, absolutely not. Right. But it's the way we

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have to go. And we chatted about that too a couple

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seasons ago of was this inevitable? You know,

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with how broken this system is proven to be,

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which a lot of us kind of knew before it all

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started falling apart in front of our eyes quite

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publicly, was this inevitable to hit this current

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all -time low in order to bounce back? Like,

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does it really truly take a rude awakening for

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the propaganda machine to start falling apart?

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And people start waking up and realizing, like,

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wow, I... I didn't I didn't know it was this

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bad. Right. Those pedophiles in government really

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don't care about me. Like yeah buddy, correct.

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Finally. Yeah and see that the interesting thing

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is is because they're brainwashed and they are,

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they sit there and they're being told oh these

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people are to blame for it. The immigrants are

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to blame for it, you know. sexuality is to blame

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for it. Right. So on and so on and so on. Telling

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people, hey, our country sucks and this is why.

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Well, number one, they're just telling you who's

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to blame and doing nothing to quote unquote fix

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it. Right. But then these people are like, oh,

00:17:24.650 --> 00:17:26.150
it's their fault, it's their fault, it's their

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fault. And they all tend to be part of this party.

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So, yeah, it's their fault. No, it's not. Right.

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And when you have every major news outlet owned

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by right -wing billionaires. Yeah, it's a problem.

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And you have, it's the old saying, right? Like

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a house divided cannot stand. Yep. All those

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news outlets are trying to do is divide you.

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Right. So you are constantly fighting a culture

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war rather than gaining class consciousness and

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fighting the much -needed class war. That is

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how many, I don't know, maybe 250 years overdue?

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It is incredibly overdue. And... Capitalism,

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or at least the original ideas of just having

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a market where you can go and be successful,

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on the face of it, not a problem. But there are

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countries that make that work without doing it

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the way that we're doing it, which is creating

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this massive divide where the wealthiest 1 %

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are so much wealthier than the rest of the 99.

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And the 50 % of that 99 are poor. Well and truly

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poor. That's a problem. That's a huge problem,

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and it should not be that way. And the tenets

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of democratic socialism, which is not socialism,

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once again, if TVs are telling you one thing,

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or religious people, by the way, I know I'm wrong

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on this, and I'll probably get people to get

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all cranky. I think, you know, we abolished slavery,

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which is great, and then we got rid of alcohol,

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but then we woke up and said, eh, okay, maybe

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not. We'll let people have beer. Yeah. Which

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was great. Thank you for doing that, by the way,

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old American people. But of things that should

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be abolished should be institutional religion.

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Look, you want to sit in your home or get with

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a small group of people, praise Jeebiz or Allah

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or whatever, have at it. I'm not saying you can't

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do that. But this institutional religion where

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they're trying to get into your politics and

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drive their narrative. I'm not down with that,

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and that's also part of the problem. Right, and

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you have all this Christian nationalism in this

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country. It's been on the rise for the last decade,

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maybe two decades. Garbage. And it begs the question

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why these institutions, these mega churches,

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these massive packs and super packs, get representation

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without taxation, and yet every two weeks out

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of my paycheck, I get taxation. without representation.

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Yep. It's very interesting how that pans out.

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Yeah, we dumped a bunch of tea in a harbor. Right.

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Over that. What harbor are we going to this time?

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Yeah. What are we throwing in there? Holy water?

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Yeah, right. I don't know. I don't know what

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we throw in there, but maybe some preachers?

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I don't know. Swim. Swim. Oh, he doesn't know

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how to swim. Oh, no. Oh, no. Throw him up. Nah,

00:20:20.309 --> 00:20:21.809
never mind. Oh, the choir boys didn't teach you

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how to swim? Nah, we don't win. Dude, you set

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me up and I'm not taking the bait. Not gonna

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do it. How would the Catholics ever recover from

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that joke? Oh, no. Nope. Nope. Not gonna do it.

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Not gonna do it. Anyway, I kind of do real bad.

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You did. You did because I just like I immediately

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had three choir boy. Catholic Church jokes just

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pop in my head and I'm just gonna let those go

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cuz that's a different show that's a That's a

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different show altogether. But I think the the

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main point here is we veered off course and And

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we have that ability to correct and I hope we

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do I think some leaders on the left are a joke

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We'll throw out Chuck Schumer. Hurry! With his

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red nose. Clown. Clown that guy. He's just the

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worst. Fucking clown. Schumer's terrible. Cory

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Booker's terrible. That dude, Fetterman or whatever

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his name is from Pennsylvania. Terrible. He's

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the worst. And there's, I know there's others

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and I'm not gonna sit here and do like a whole

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thing of it because like we said we try to not

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be too political but you know if the left is

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going to try to help the country course correct

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and correct some some big f -ups they need to

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be united and they're not right and they're taking

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what's happening on the left which is called

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a movement ladies and gentlemen um i guarantee

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you fdr would be on this jfk would be on this

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they would be all over it they would be all for

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bobby kennedy would be leading the charge and

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for the moderate apac cucks to sit there and

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throw shade at the left for doing what they're

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doing is the dumbest shit I've ever heard when

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this midterm is the most important election maybe

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in the history of the United States. And you're

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gonna do that? Are you stupid? The paychecks

00:22:22.130 --> 00:22:23.950
are too good. Paychecks are too good. They don't

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care. They don't care. They don't give a shit.

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It's all about the money and enriching those

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that have it so they have more. Right. And we

00:22:32.470 --> 00:22:35.539
need to be done with that shit. Yeah, no more

00:22:35.539 --> 00:22:38.380
late -stage capitalism status quo bullshittery.

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Look, there is a reason that Putin is hiding

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in his little basement now because his country

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is collapsing and Ukraine is whooping their ass

00:22:47.099 --> 00:22:51.980
at every turn because that type of leadership,

00:22:52.259 --> 00:22:54.960
that type of government doesn't work and it doesn't

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last because the will of the people is too goddamn

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strong. The question is, do Americans have that?

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Think we do they have the will and ability to

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do it. I think we always have I think we do I

00:23:08.109 --> 00:23:12.109
think the issue is Too much misinformation too

00:23:12.109 --> 00:23:14.809
much division. Yeah, and that swings us all the

00:23:14.809 --> 00:23:17.190
way back to what we said Not ten minutes ago

00:23:17.190 --> 00:23:21.950
about who owns media who owns the the the channels

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through which we communicate right -wing billionaires

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Right, correct. I in class consciousness won't

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exist if they have anything to say about it.

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Because then that threatens their power. What

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do they want? Money and power. That's it. That's

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it exactly. So we're turning 250. Are we going

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to see 275? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not

00:23:46.220 --> 00:23:50.940
sure. I'm not sure. I hope so. We have this chance

00:23:50.940 --> 00:23:53.579
to do something great in the next year or two.

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We really, really do. Now, it's a shame. that

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mom donnie cannot be a president because he was

00:24:00.309 --> 00:24:04.170
not born here and that is the rule um but i love

00:24:04.170 --> 00:24:06.230
what he's doing in new york he's already guaranteed

00:24:06.230 --> 00:24:08.430
like he's already delivered on half of his promises

00:24:08.430 --> 00:24:11.210
already hasn't even been a year right uh and

00:24:11.210 --> 00:24:15.210
and i i love that um we need more leadership

00:24:15.210 --> 00:24:18.029
like that a lot of his candidates in new york

00:24:18.029 --> 00:24:21.170
have won yes this is true they they have beaten

00:24:21.170 --> 00:24:25.450
all the corporate apac dem cucks and i love that

00:24:25.559 --> 00:24:29.000
Because that that's the old way a lot of these

00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:33.259
Democrats the Schumers etc in 1980 they'd be

00:24:33.259 --> 00:24:35.380
Republicans or what they used to call Reagan

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Democrats, that's what they'd be and There is

00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:41.880
no more room in that party for them now anymore.

00:24:42.619 --> 00:24:46.799
That's you know, even ha Bill Maher that fucking

00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:52.359
guy gets on a show and and is so anti democratic

00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:55.400
socialist, that he literally had the vice president

00:24:55.400 --> 00:24:59.740
on his show and said that if this movement continued,

00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:02.779
he would vote Republican. What an asshole. I

00:25:02.779 --> 00:25:05.279
knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. No,

00:25:05.339 --> 00:25:08.500
because he's one of the rich pricks, too. He's

00:25:08.500 --> 00:25:10.440
one of the rich pricks, too, and he's easy to

00:25:10.440 --> 00:25:12.720
use people on the left to line his pockets for

00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:14.779
years. And who owns the network he speaks on?

00:25:15.460 --> 00:25:18.339
Yeah. Enough said. Enough said. Enough said.

00:25:18.980 --> 00:25:22.970
So take it for what it's worth. And ultimately,

00:25:23.049 --> 00:25:25.130
even though we did have a little bit of political

00:25:25.130 --> 00:25:27.849
talk here. How can you talk about a country without

00:25:27.849 --> 00:25:29.569
without doing that? You have to be a little bit

00:25:29.569 --> 00:25:34.589
right. But point point being, it's not it's ultimately

00:25:34.589 --> 00:25:38.089
not about left and right. It's about what's doing

00:25:38.089 --> 00:25:42.289
what's right. R I G H T. Right. It is about what

00:25:42.289 --> 00:25:46.529
is doing right, what is correct. There's that

00:25:46.529 --> 00:25:48.329
one Jeff Daniels thing, I forget what show it

00:25:48.329 --> 00:25:51.170
was, where he was on a panel and he had to say

00:25:51.170 --> 00:25:52.829
why America was the greatest country in the world

00:25:52.829 --> 00:25:54.890
or whatever. The college girl asked him the question.

00:25:55.410 --> 00:25:58.990
And he just went on this epic rant of why America

00:25:58.990 --> 00:26:01.349
is not the greatest country in the world. And

00:26:01.349 --> 00:26:06.130
it's true. People have got to put the Kool -Aid

00:26:06.130 --> 00:26:08.829
down and look in the mirror and realize we're

00:26:08.829 --> 00:26:11.210
not. Right, and that's the difference between

00:26:11.210 --> 00:26:14.960
... patriotism and nationalism. Yes. Where patriotism,

00:26:14.980 --> 00:26:17.039
you can look at your country and be like, I want

00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:19.819
this to be better. I'll point out its flaws.

00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:22.619
I'll gladly say it's not the best country in

00:26:22.619 --> 00:26:25.779
the world. Where nationalism is the worship of

00:26:25.779 --> 00:26:29.839
a country, ignoring every wrongdoing. Yes. That's

00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:31.859
the difference. You can call yourself a patriot,

00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:35.079
but if you ignore... All the wrongdoings and

00:26:35.079 --> 00:26:36.660
you don't think there's anything wrong Oh, we're

00:26:36.660 --> 00:26:38.559
the greatest country in the earth and you just

00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:40.900
close your eyes and ears to anything that is

00:26:40.900 --> 00:26:43.259
actually real happening in this country Yeah,

00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:45.839
you're not a patriot. You're a nationalist. Mm

00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:49.119
-hmm, and you're fucking wrong. Yeah, and there

00:26:49.119 --> 00:26:52.460
are Democracies around the world better than

00:26:52.460 --> 00:26:55.180
this one and you know where they got their constitutions

00:26:55.180 --> 00:26:56.740
You know where they got their rules and their

00:26:56.740 --> 00:26:59.319
laws and everything else from us back in the

00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:01.240
day They're like, yeah, that's great. We need

00:27:01.240 --> 00:27:04.440
to do that And now here we are, we're like, oh

00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:07.380
my God, those guys, socialists. It's like, no,

00:27:07.940 --> 00:27:10.440
everything they got, they got from us. Those

00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:12.859
ideas and their constitution was like, yeah,

00:27:12.859 --> 00:27:14.299
we really like what the Americans are doing there.

00:27:14.539 --> 00:27:16.880
Let's do that. They're kind of cooking with that

00:27:16.880 --> 00:27:21.880
idea. Let's do that. And it drives me crazy.

00:27:22.119 --> 00:27:24.500
Yes, we're a public, but we're a democratic republic.

00:27:24.839 --> 00:27:27.680
And the whole idea behind how we were gonna do

00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:31.869
this thing. was brilliant, okay? Study your founding

00:27:31.869 --> 00:27:34.369
fathers. By the way, they weren't religious.

00:27:34.690 --> 00:27:37.430
They honestly didn't give a shit about religion.

00:27:37.650 --> 00:27:42.430
None of them did. They knew people did. They

00:27:42.430 --> 00:27:44.730
knew there had to be some guarantees and rights

00:27:44.730 --> 00:27:47.690
for them. But that was it. That was it. Otherwise,

00:27:47.769 --> 00:27:51.990
they didn't give a shit. But they knew how they

00:27:51.990 --> 00:27:55.289
wanted to build. nation all these pompous little

00:27:55.289 --> 00:27:57.309
farmers were just like yep this is how we're

00:27:57.309 --> 00:28:00.410
doing it and Yep, the Brits now. We're not gonna

00:28:00.410 --> 00:28:02.809
do it that way We're gonna do it this way because

00:28:02.809 --> 00:28:05.509
they have a king and how they do things sucks

00:28:05.509 --> 00:28:09.349
Yeah And we went and did our own thing and was

00:28:09.349 --> 00:28:12.269
the model for it around the world For people

00:28:12.269 --> 00:28:16.109
that aspired to have a republic democratic republic

00:28:16.109 --> 00:28:19.549
anything like that We were the model and now

00:28:19.549 --> 00:28:23.009
we're so far from our original model It's crazy.

00:28:23.390 --> 00:28:26.029
Right. And by the way, I just want to say this,

00:28:26.150 --> 00:28:29.309
because there's amendment people out there. And

00:28:29.309 --> 00:28:32.029
you're these amazing Americans. Oh, it's all

00:28:32.029 --> 00:28:33.470
about the amendments. Well, we know which ones

00:28:33.470 --> 00:28:35.769
you care about. And you kind of do amendments

00:28:35.769 --> 00:28:37.849
with the same way you do your Bible. You pick

00:28:37.849 --> 00:28:40.029
and choose. It's like a buffet and you put the

00:28:40.029 --> 00:28:41.349
things on your plate that are important to you

00:28:41.349 --> 00:28:43.730
and fuck off on the rest. Right. That seems to

00:28:43.730 --> 00:28:47.490
be the way you guys operate. But it's not it's

00:28:47.490 --> 00:28:50.289
not an all you can. It's an all you must eat.

00:28:50.450 --> 00:28:54.779
All of it. is in there okay my right to speak

00:28:54.779 --> 00:28:58.740
yep you got a right to speak you also there are

00:28:58.740 --> 00:29:02.359
also consequences to that right okay that's yep

00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:05.200
you can go in tell your boss hey asshole you're

00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:08.359
fat and you're stupid and i don't like your wife

00:29:08.359 --> 00:29:11.019
you have every right to do that every right in

00:29:11.019 --> 00:29:13.500
the world to open your mouth and say that guaranteed

00:29:13.500 --> 00:29:16.819
by the constitution he's also has the right to

00:29:16.819 --> 00:29:19.750
say wow thank you for sharing that Here's a box,

00:29:19.789 --> 00:29:21.630
go clean out your desk. Right. And have a nice

00:29:21.630 --> 00:29:23.589
day. Right. There are consequences to everything.

00:29:24.150 --> 00:29:27.230
But point of point all that being said is called

00:29:27.230 --> 00:29:30.269
an amendment. The root word is amend, which means

00:29:30.269 --> 00:29:32.769
to change. Right. They were built to change.

00:29:33.269 --> 00:29:35.750
Trust me, when they when they had the whole bear

00:29:35.750 --> 00:29:38.569
arms thing, it's because we didn't have this

00:29:38.569 --> 00:29:40.829
amazingly strong military that could compete

00:29:40.829 --> 00:29:43.130
with the rest of the world. We did not. We didn't

00:29:43.130 --> 00:29:47.329
have all these municipal police, state police.

00:29:47.899 --> 00:29:50.700
armed to the teeth. All of these laws, they're

00:29:50.700 --> 00:29:53.140
there to enforce and serve and protect, which

00:29:53.140 --> 00:29:55.680
is kind of funny. Yeah, right. Serve and protect

00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:59.319
and all that. They realized, well, farmers should

00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:01.559
be able to protect their own shit. That's why

00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:04.160
they did it. And if you don't like the government

00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:06.039
we're building, we're gonna give you guys the

00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:07.640
opportunity to come and take it back from us

00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:09.460
and do something different if you want. Right.

00:30:09.700 --> 00:30:11.809
That's why it was there. That's why that was

00:30:11.809 --> 00:30:14.190
there. But everybody's like, no, I'll tell you

00:30:14.190 --> 00:30:15.869
right now, that thing guarantees me I'm gonna

00:30:15.869 --> 00:30:18.950
have my gun locker full of guns. I got my hunting

00:30:18.950 --> 00:30:21.089
rifle. Well, then I got my other hunting rifle.

00:30:21.349 --> 00:30:23.490
And then I got a couple crossbows. That ain't

00:30:23.490 --> 00:30:26.210
no gun, but still crossbow. And then I got myself

00:30:26.210 --> 00:30:29.410
an AK. They probably got an AK. I'm sure they

00:30:29.410 --> 00:30:32.890
found it. I got my AR and I got this and I got

00:30:32.890 --> 00:30:34.809
that and blah, blah, blah. And they got an arsenal

00:30:34.809 --> 00:30:36.710
that like small countries don't have. Right.

00:30:37.170 --> 00:30:41.150
One person. It's hilarious, because that's not

00:30:41.150 --> 00:30:43.769
the point. And it's an amendment. So people,

00:30:43.809 --> 00:30:47.410
oh, they're going to come take my guns. No. Just

00:30:47.410 --> 00:30:51.450
like driving, we regulate things. Right. Because

00:30:51.450 --> 00:30:57.130
they should be. And it's people like that that

00:30:57.130 --> 00:31:02.130
have a cousin or a nephew, you know, full of

00:31:02.130 --> 00:31:05.349
adderall and hopes and dreams. And they go in

00:31:05.349 --> 00:31:06.690
there and like, bye, I had a bad day at school.

00:31:06.970 --> 00:31:08.529
I think we're going to fix that. They go in the

00:31:08.529 --> 00:31:11.069
gun locker, they get a gun, and they do. So you

00:31:11.069 --> 00:31:12.890
can sit there, and this happens in America again

00:31:12.890 --> 00:31:15.369
and again and again and again. Part of why America

00:31:15.369 --> 00:31:16.970
is definitely not the greatest country in the

00:31:16.970 --> 00:31:19.750
world, because we lead the world in stupid gun

00:31:19.750 --> 00:31:23.049
shit. Right. So America, do better, be better.

00:31:23.569 --> 00:31:25.750
It's an amendment. When was the last time we

00:31:25.750 --> 00:31:27.849
had a constitutional congress? When was the last

00:31:27.849 --> 00:31:29.829
time we got together and said, you know what,

00:31:29.829 --> 00:31:31.990
let's get in a big room, a bunch of us, and just

00:31:31.990 --> 00:31:34.930
look at this shit. Right. See what still applies.

00:31:35.930 --> 00:31:39.480
I mean, cities... In towns, they amend shit and

00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:41.740
change shit all the time. They have since the

00:31:41.740 --> 00:31:45.380
beginning of their inception. But America can

00:31:45.380 --> 00:31:49.059
do it. Right. They can look at an amendment and

00:31:49.059 --> 00:31:52.500
go, oof, that one's looking dusty. Probably alter

00:31:52.500 --> 00:31:55.000
that one, yeah? Yeah, probably. Well, you know,

00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:56.700
there's a garbage can. We could just throw it

00:31:56.700 --> 00:31:58.980
in there. Maybe we should amend that. Maybe we

00:31:58.980 --> 00:32:03.400
should amend that. Huh. How about that? So yeah,

00:32:03.460 --> 00:32:06.579
we got work to do, guys, and uh... you know i

00:32:06.579 --> 00:32:09.299
think it comes with i think it comes with looking

00:32:09.299 --> 00:32:11.980
at the constitution i think it comes with changing

00:32:11.980 --> 00:32:15.160
some stuff to where it makes sense you know they

00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:17.740
they they did that bear arms thing people had

00:32:17.740 --> 00:32:20.799
freaking muskets it took a half a day to to get

00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:25.200
it ready to shoot right you know meanwhile we

00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:28.160
have weapons today that how many rounds can an

00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:31.359
ar i mean right it's not the same thing it's

00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:33.880
not even close to the so We got work to do, guys.

00:32:34.359 --> 00:32:36.839
We got work to do if we're gonna survive. Because

00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:38.500
right now you're seeing the collapse of Russia

00:32:38.500 --> 00:32:40.579
is what you're seeing. You are seeing the collapse

00:32:40.579 --> 00:32:45.319
of a nation that had a leader, gee, like I wonder

00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:50.240
who, that is so full of themselves and only interested

00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:52.720
in making money and having oligarchs that are

00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:55.799
able to make money and fuck the rest. But that

00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:58.279
shit catches up to you. It's catching up to him.

00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:01.210
It's gonna catch up to others. It's catching

00:33:01.210 --> 00:33:03.869
up to the to the dude that currently lives in

00:33:03.869 --> 00:33:07.490
that building. That's Only half standing and

00:33:07.490 --> 00:33:09.869
right UFC fight. It's just what a joke. Just

00:33:09.869 --> 00:33:13.430
what an absolute joke Anyway, I could go on and

00:33:13.430 --> 00:33:21.130
on and on it's a birthday party Yeah, what a

00:33:21.130 --> 00:33:24.650
sad party yeah separate there used to be this

00:33:24.650 --> 00:33:28.950
commercial back when I was a kid and I think

00:33:28.950 --> 00:33:31.329
it was like a public awareness kind of thing

00:33:31.329 --> 00:33:33.589
where they like talked about pollution and being

00:33:33.589 --> 00:33:36.309
responsible and stuff and it was like this panning

00:33:36.309 --> 00:33:38.910
shot of this highway and it just you saw like

00:33:38.910 --> 00:33:42.380
old tires and in cans and garbage and all this

00:33:42.380 --> 00:33:45.180
stuff. And it pans out and it pans out to someone

00:33:45.180 --> 00:33:48.279
collecting the garbage. And then it pans out

00:33:48.279 --> 00:33:50.759
even more and it's a Native American. And he's

00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:52.660
in his Native American guy, he's got a headdress

00:33:52.660 --> 00:33:55.240
on, he's got the whole thing. And then they do

00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:57.180
a close -up of his face and this tear comes out

00:33:57.180 --> 00:33:59.680
of his eye. And it's like, you think about it

00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:02.759
today, it's like, wow, that's pretty impactful

00:34:02.759 --> 00:34:05.839
for back then. And it still applies. And it still

00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:09.280
applies today. And not just for garbage. Because

00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:11.900
garbage is a relative term. Yeah. And we need

00:34:11.900 --> 00:34:15.320
to take the garbage out. Mm -hmm. For sure. But

00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:18.300
hey, let's be hopeful. Let's do that. Because

00:34:18.300 --> 00:34:20.360
there's not a lot to celebrate in its current

00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:23.460
form. Sure. So let's just be hopeful. Let's come

00:34:23.460 --> 00:34:26.940
up with that idea of what we want it to be. And

00:34:26.940 --> 00:34:29.039
let's be hopeful for that. And be like, you know

00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:31.260
what? The next 250, let's be better than the

00:34:31.260 --> 00:34:34.400
first. Right. I think that's fair. We'll be back.

00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:45.809
Bye. All right, we are back everybody and yeah,

00:34:46.289 --> 00:34:47.949
I don't know if I should apologize for the rant

00:34:47.949 --> 00:34:51.190
or say you're so lucky to have heard that rant.

00:34:51.309 --> 00:34:54.030
You're welcome for the rant. You're welcome for

00:34:54.030 --> 00:34:59.630
that. The constitutional right to do that. Good

00:34:59.630 --> 00:35:04.869
God. Anyway, happy 250 America. Bruised and bloody

00:35:04.869 --> 00:35:07.610
and battered, but you're still here. Let's see

00:35:07.610 --> 00:35:09.210
if we can clean you up a little bit here, maybe

00:35:09.210 --> 00:35:12.050
this year. Get you back on track. But now what

00:35:12.050 --> 00:35:14.849
I know we can do is get this show on track. We'll

00:35:14.849 --> 00:35:18.650
carpe diem as you find folks send us your DMs

00:35:18.650 --> 00:35:20.690
and we read them on the air. They're in the form

00:35:20.690 --> 00:35:23.570
of a question. Well, well, I mean... We could

00:35:23.570 --> 00:35:26.030
answer them. We could. We have the capability

00:35:26.030 --> 00:35:28.730
to do so. This is true. This is true. Will we,

00:35:28.769 --> 00:35:32.710
though? Hmm. What is it gonna take? Curious.

00:35:33.329 --> 00:35:36.909
Quite. Indeed. Well, like most politicians today...

00:35:36.969 --> 00:35:41.489
You could just give us money to gain favor. Right.

00:35:41.530 --> 00:35:46.130
You guys seem to like that. So let's do that.

00:35:46.469 --> 00:35:48.409
Oh, man. I have this question. I really want

00:35:48.409 --> 00:35:51.869
the guys to answer. Cool. Give us $100. Yeah.

00:35:52.369 --> 00:35:56.030
Maybe more. It's a donation, really. This is

00:35:56.030 --> 00:35:59.349
true. Yeah. It actually goes right back into

00:35:59.349 --> 00:36:01.469
the show because then I can go get beer for our

00:36:01.469 --> 00:36:05.030
beer review. This is true. Yeah. So you're...

00:36:05.099 --> 00:36:08.900
Help us help you help us. Help you? That's the

00:36:08.900 --> 00:36:11.079
point. Yeah. God bless. That's what we live for,

00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:14.000
honestly. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. Well, it is time

00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:19.300
for some DMs, and I've got a few here. At Lisa

00:36:19.300 --> 00:36:22.980
the Great, liberals understand we will not vote

00:36:22.980 --> 00:36:26.079
for anyone who supports ICE, Israel, MAGA, or

00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:31.639
war with Iran. Run and progressive or lose. Yeah,

00:36:31.739 --> 00:36:37.090
that's fair. Think with how far right the Democratic

00:36:37.090 --> 00:36:40.409
Party leadership has swung No longer being a

00:36:40.409 --> 00:36:42.670
left -wing party being more of a center -right

00:36:42.670 --> 00:36:45.949
party. Mm -hmm. It's no that's not good enough

00:36:45.949 --> 00:36:48.150
No, that's not good enough. No more state what

00:36:48.150 --> 00:36:49.769
we mentioned this a little earlier too of like

00:36:49.769 --> 00:36:53.269
no more status quo billionaire bought corporate

00:36:53.269 --> 00:36:58.269
bought bullshitter II mean How how how do you

00:36:58.269 --> 00:37:03.139
expect your populace to to remain happy? when

00:37:03.139 --> 00:37:05.239
the representatives don't represent them. They

00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:07.800
represent whoever funded their campaign the most,

00:37:07.900 --> 00:37:10.920
or gave them the most gifts and donations. Right.

00:37:11.219 --> 00:37:14.079
Exactly. No. Not gonna pan out. Nope. Not at

00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:18.920
all. Uh, at Dave Cubby. CubSweep, Matson Wrigley,

00:37:19.260 --> 00:37:23.079
and then in New York at Citi Field. Ha ha. Ha!

00:37:23.539 --> 00:37:26.280
Is that a season sweep? That's a... Well, yeah.

00:37:26.300 --> 00:37:27.920
I don't know if they play more than seven times,

00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:30.699
but seven and oh right now. Yeah. Might be a

00:37:30.699 --> 00:37:32.380
season sweep if they don't meet again. Yeah,

00:37:32.380 --> 00:37:34.539
thank God for that. If they don't meet again.

00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.699
That's um... Holy cow. Boy, you heard it here

00:37:39.699 --> 00:37:41.860
for yourselves. Broadcasting classes have really

00:37:41.860 --> 00:37:47.300
paid off. At Josh Delman Comedy, Jeffries and

00:37:47.300 --> 00:37:49.280
Schumer are the most pathetic leaders the Dems

00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:51.739
have ever had, so we can complicit time for a

00:37:51.739 --> 00:37:56.099
change. Yeah, they're up there in terms of weak

00:37:56.099 --> 00:38:03.840
losers. Oh yeah. I would say. Yeah. Ow. Ow. Ow.

00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:06.800
What the heck did you do? Ow. Why'd you do that?

00:38:07.179 --> 00:38:10.199
Ow. You hurt the table by slamming your knee

00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:14.820
into it. Oh my gosh, table, are you okay? Hey,

00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:19.519
table. I just smashed my kneecap, man. I got

00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:22.219
capped. That's crazy that you would do that to

00:38:22.219 --> 00:38:27.699
the table. Man. You know. Oh. I'm just trying

00:38:27.699 --> 00:38:32.360
to get comfortable here, folks. Did I just try

00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:35.300
to cross my leg? Yeah. Andre, a small table here

00:38:35.300 --> 00:38:38.460
in our palatial studio. The studio's not big

00:38:38.460 --> 00:38:41.219
on square footage. No, not particularly. It's

00:38:41.219 --> 00:38:44.599
a great studio, just a little tight in spots.

00:38:46.380 --> 00:38:48.460
I just went to cross my legs, just to be like,

00:38:48.659 --> 00:38:50.420
yeah, I'm going to get a little comfortable here,

00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:53.900
and decided to... Knee the table right in its

00:38:53.900 --> 00:38:57.400
groin bad decision. It's terrible. Yeah terrible

00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:01.219
and Gonna have to visit the ER now for my knee

00:39:01.219 --> 00:39:03.619
not that we as Americans get health insurance

00:39:03.619 --> 00:39:05.619
We don't we don't we go to the doctor and we

00:39:05.619 --> 00:39:07.000
ignore the bill. You'll be on the hook for at

00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:11.519
least 15 grand Yep. Yep. So that's that's something

00:39:11.519 --> 00:39:14.659
else. That's Great here a small price to pay

00:39:14.659 --> 00:39:18.039
for crossing the legs Really? Yeah. Yeah, no

00:39:18.039 --> 00:39:21.300
doubt. What a steal I went to cross my legs and

00:39:21.300 --> 00:39:24.780
now I'm in chapter seven. Thanks, America. Yeah,

00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:28.320
that's just the way we work here. But yes, time

00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:30.639
for a change. Yeah. I agree, Mr. Comedy Man.

00:39:31.179 --> 00:39:34.900
At Russia, Russia, Russia. That's funny. Ukraine

00:39:34.900 --> 00:39:37.579
is about to take Crimea back from the Russians.

00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:40.500
Slava, Ukraine. You know what the Russians are

00:39:40.500 --> 00:39:44.070
thinking? Cry me a river like hey like Justin

00:39:44.070 --> 00:39:48.889
Timberlake the thing he did You know the thing

00:39:48.889 --> 00:39:52.409
that's you know, um, it's what you know, the

00:39:52.409 --> 00:39:54.489
it was the Justin Timbers I think it was Justin

00:39:54.489 --> 00:39:58.110
Timberlake song It wasn't saying about Crimea

00:39:58.110 --> 00:40:00.969
Crimea River River. I don't know if there's a

00:40:00.969 --> 00:40:02.949
lot of rivers in Crimea, but he made a whole

00:40:02.949 --> 00:40:06.530
song about it Did he know I could be wrong. I

00:40:06.530 --> 00:40:09.789
thought it was Justin Timberlake. I know No,

00:40:09.789 --> 00:40:11.389
I think you got the you got the artist, right?

00:40:11.389 --> 00:40:14.550
Okay, cool. Yeah, you got that. Oh What am I

00:40:14.550 --> 00:40:20.170
missing? So much So much now we understand why

00:40:20.170 --> 00:40:23.929
this country is in the shape. It's in hmm Well

00:40:23.929 --> 00:40:27.829
anyway That's a perfect segue to my last one.

00:40:27.829 --> 00:40:31.849
You had no notes about the DM you got No, no,

00:40:31.849 --> 00:40:34.170
I probably I probably should have I should have

00:40:34.170 --> 00:40:39.159
done a little research on Or not, I don't know.

00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:44.539
Anyway, my last one is from at stonerstanley420.

00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:49.199
Happy birthday to the flag, Momo and Alan. I

00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:53.579
ate some cake and smoky smoky in the van. Squirrel

00:40:53.579 --> 00:40:57.579
day for all, bye. And you know what? That's your

00:40:57.579 --> 00:41:00.920
goddamn right as an American. It is to eat cake

00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:03.219
and smoky smoky with a squirrel. In the van with

00:41:03.219 --> 00:41:05.639
the squirrel, yeah. That sounds like a good day.

00:41:05.659 --> 00:41:08.400
Squirrel day for all. Yeah. Where'd he get the

00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:10.880
cake? Yeah, because he was what? He was stuck

00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:13.039
on the Dollar Tree or Dollar General for a while.

00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:14.760
Yeah, and then he got out of there. Just jacked

00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:17.659
a cake and forgot about it. Right. And then he

00:41:17.659 --> 00:41:19.679
had this battle with the squirrel forever, but

00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:21.099
now apparently they're friends. They're frenemies?

00:41:21.400 --> 00:41:22.940
Friends? Yeah, something. Sure friends? Yeah.

00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:25.199
I don't know. Maybe we should change it from

00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:28.159
Independence Day to Squirrel Day. I think we

00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:30.400
should. Until we are actually once again independent.

00:41:30.420 --> 00:41:32.679
Independent. From corporate and billionaire interests.

00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:35.079
True. Yeah, we should change the name. Yeah,

00:41:35.219 --> 00:41:37.420
Squirrel Day. Squirrel Day. I'm all for Squirrel

00:41:37.420 --> 00:41:40.300
Day. Yeah. All right, you got some DMs there.

00:41:40.500 --> 00:41:45.619
Sir? I do have one here from, at Blomkum1. What's

00:41:45.619 --> 00:41:50.340
a reality check that people need to hear? A reality

00:41:50.340 --> 00:41:54.440
check. That people need to hear. Since we're

00:41:54.440 --> 00:41:58.119
talking about it, you, lovely listener, will

00:41:58.119 --> 00:42:00.800
never be a billionaire. Chances are you won't

00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:05.269
ever be a millionaire. Stop bootlicking. What

00:42:05.269 --> 00:42:08.409
the fuck goes on in your mind, in your silly

00:42:08.409 --> 00:42:11.710
mind that you're bootlicking billionaires and

00:42:11.710 --> 00:42:13.929
trillionaires. I never understand why the working

00:42:13.929 --> 00:42:17.670
class doesn't understand. These people have exploited

00:42:17.670 --> 00:42:19.769
you to become billionaires and trillionaires.

00:42:19.949 --> 00:42:22.389
Yeah. They're not going to stumble upon your

00:42:22.389 --> 00:42:25.489
kind tweet and be like, oh, hey, you're a millionaire

00:42:25.489 --> 00:42:28.469
now. I just gave you the, no. Stop bootlicking.

00:42:29.110 --> 00:42:31.960
I would agree. I would agree. I had one and then

00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:34.539
I lost it when you were winning. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

00:42:34.619 --> 00:42:39.239
We can just keep going. Not bad. We can go. I

00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:42.960
guess another reality check is don't wear capris.

00:42:43.539 --> 00:42:46.059
Don't wear capris? Okay. Yeah. It's like you

00:42:46.059 --> 00:42:49.760
get the uncomfortability of like tight jeans,

00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:54.159
but then you risk sunburn on your shins for no

00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:57.119
reason. Oh. You could just wear jeans or you

00:42:57.119 --> 00:42:59.690
could just wear shorts. Don't do the in -between.

00:42:59.769 --> 00:43:02.469
I never understood Capris. Nah, I don't either.

00:43:02.989 --> 00:43:04.889
I don't either. Oh, I remembered mine. Oh, yeah.

00:43:04.889 --> 00:43:08.050
Get to me. Oh, god. Getting old sucks. Anyway,

00:43:08.909 --> 00:43:11.610
mine is... Are you ready, ladies and gentlemen?

00:43:12.250 --> 00:43:17.630
You will never be able to retire. Yeah. They

00:43:17.630 --> 00:43:19.929
should take that word out of the English language

00:43:19.929 --> 00:43:22.809
because there is not one person other than these

00:43:22.809 --> 00:43:25.889
billionaire assholes that is going to be able

00:43:25.889 --> 00:43:30.679
to retire. Impossible. You're gonna squirrel

00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:33.780
money away into your savings. Oh no, car broke

00:43:33.780 --> 00:43:36.599
down. Well, there it goes. And then you start

00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:38.659
squirreling away again. Oh, washer and dryer.

00:43:39.199 --> 00:43:41.199
And there it goes again. Right. Rinse, repeat,

00:43:41.280 --> 00:43:42.980
rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat. Now you're 60.

00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:45.659
Well, shit. There's not much in there as I thought

00:43:45.659 --> 00:43:49.480
there would be. Well, or your 401ks, right? Remember

00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:51.880
those? Remember your nice little 401ks you had

00:43:51.880 --> 00:43:54.699
in, I don't know, say 2007, 2008 that all went

00:43:54.699 --> 00:43:58.780
bye -bye? Bye -bye. Bye -bye. If you have money

00:43:58.780 --> 00:44:06.199
and a 401k, you need help. I am not a psychological

00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:10.480
professional therapist. I'm not. I can't coach

00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:12.880
you there. I can tell about my own journeys.

00:44:13.019 --> 00:44:16.699
But what I can say is if you trust financial

00:44:16.699 --> 00:44:20.039
institutions for the betterment of your future.

00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:24.389
For anything. Just take all your money. and put

00:44:24.389 --> 00:44:27.349
it in a big pile and just set it on fire. Yeah.

00:44:27.730 --> 00:44:29.429
Because that's where it's going anyway. Or you

00:44:29.429 --> 00:44:30.670
can just give it to me and I'll do something

00:44:30.670 --> 00:44:32.349
better with it. Put a quarter on your ass because

00:44:32.349 --> 00:44:35.389
you played yourself. Boom. I love that. Got him.

00:44:35.690 --> 00:44:39.090
Got another DM here from at can't touch this.

00:44:40.610 --> 00:44:44.250
Don't get us copyright claimed. Wait a minute.

00:44:44.250 --> 00:44:46.190
You just sang the whole purple song. I don't

00:44:46.190 --> 00:44:48.130
think I thought that was public. Purple man.

00:44:50.710 --> 00:44:54.539
Hey, that's enough of that. I think it's public

00:44:54.539 --> 00:44:56.679
domain. Is it? Pretty sure that one's public

00:44:56.679 --> 00:44:58.980
domain. Okay. Yeah. I think we're good. You sure?

00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:01.019
I think we're good. Okay. Alright. Let's go around.

00:45:01.019 --> 00:45:01.960
I was a little worried because you literally

00:45:01.960 --> 00:45:03.139
sang like two minutes of the song. I've been

00:45:03.139 --> 00:45:04.860
around long enough. I don't even think I sang

00:45:04.860 --> 00:45:07.639
the words right. I don't think I actually...

00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:09.699
Never mind. No, that one's copyrighted. That

00:45:09.699 --> 00:45:12.840
sucks. At Can't Touch This asks, what time of

00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:16.639
day do you think Hammer Time actually was? It's

00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:20.139
Hammer Time. Boom, boom, doo, doo. Afternoon?

00:45:20.139 --> 00:45:22.360
Can't Touch Me. When is hammer time? And what

00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:25.619
does it mean? Well... Is it just when you listen

00:45:25.619 --> 00:45:34.619
to MC Hammer? Well... There's a way I could explain

00:45:34.619 --> 00:45:39.119
it. Kinda like... I think it's just when you

00:45:39.119 --> 00:45:43.980
start applauding. I mean, I do applaud after

00:45:43.980 --> 00:45:47.519
I listen to MC Hammer. You realize he was like

00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:51.250
a vicious crip? What? Yeah. Are you kidding me?

00:45:51.389 --> 00:45:54.449
Yeah. Like, people were terrified of him. Of

00:45:54.449 --> 00:45:57.610
MC Hammer? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. I think Michael

00:45:57.610 --> 00:45:59.769
Jackson was a crip too. He had a song called

00:45:59.769 --> 00:46:01.869
Blue Gangster, so I think that kind of solves

00:46:01.869 --> 00:46:05.690
that. Michael Jackson did? Yeah. That's... That's

00:46:05.690 --> 00:46:07.329
pretty awesome. I think Hammer Time's gotta be

00:46:07.329 --> 00:46:12.429
an afternoon thing. Post 5pm. Well, it's kind

00:46:12.429 --> 00:46:16.110
of like the song Afternoon Delight. Afternoon

00:46:16.110 --> 00:46:17.610
Delight. You know they're singing it on Anchorman?

00:46:18.130 --> 00:46:22.059
Yeah. Okay. Kind of like that. So it is an afternoon

00:46:22.059 --> 00:46:24.260
thing. Yeah, the way you look at me like I'm

00:46:24.260 --> 00:46:27.360
fucking now I think we're just I think we're

00:46:27.360 --> 00:46:31.860
missing the point of hammer time I mean the whole

00:46:31.860 --> 00:46:33.940
the whole choreographed dance was pretty good,

00:46:34.059 --> 00:46:36.579
but I don't know how no, but they're not they're

00:46:36.579 --> 00:46:38.619
not going home and working on their basement

00:46:38.619 --> 00:46:41.360
They're not putting up drywall and like framing

00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:45.159
a wall with their hammer either that or dancing

00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:47.639
because they did a whole dance with it they they

00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:53.559
did but they're talking hammer time clapping

00:46:53.559 --> 00:46:56.280
doesn't hammer either i think you'd hurt your

00:46:56.280 --> 00:47:01.500
hand on the nail oh okay so it is an afternoon

00:47:01.500 --> 00:47:05.739
delight it's then and indeed it is yes hammer

00:47:05.739 --> 00:47:10.519
time your confusion confuses me oh no i got a

00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:14.000
final final dm here i received today from at

00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:19.320
not your FBI man, would you take $10 million

00:47:19.320 --> 00:47:22.579
with the stipulation that you have to go into

00:47:22.579 --> 00:47:26.400
witness protection and cut off everyone? Yep.

00:47:26.860 --> 00:47:30.780
Yep. Just take it. See you later. Yep. I'm just,

00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:33.920
I don't know. I think that's maybe a more difficult

00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:37.480
decision for people that are younger. I think

00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:39.820
for people that are older, because typically

00:47:39.820 --> 00:47:43.590
when people get older, their close relationships

00:47:43.590 --> 00:47:46.530
and friendships tend to dwindle over time. So

00:47:46.530 --> 00:47:49.829
I think it's an easier decision for me. Fuck,

00:47:49.849 --> 00:47:52.670
I don't even have a dog, you know? I could just

00:47:52.670 --> 00:47:56.150
pack up shop and just go, you know? And like,

00:47:56.190 --> 00:47:59.730
have an agreement with you that like, hey, every

00:47:59.730 --> 00:48:01.449
now and then you get a postcard or something

00:48:01.449 --> 00:48:05.630
from Uncle Howdy. That's the code name? That'll

00:48:05.630 --> 00:48:10.050
be me. That'll be me. I made it to Tijuana. Love

00:48:10.050 --> 00:48:14.510
Uncle Howdy. Love Uncle Howdy. Cool. So I think

00:48:14.510 --> 00:48:18.190
I could do that and still stay within the guarantees

00:48:18.190 --> 00:48:20.670
of this particular $10 million and what you get

00:48:20.670 --> 00:48:25.190
it for. Yeah. It's kind of what we call a workaround,

00:48:25.789 --> 00:48:28.769
but I would do it. Yeah. I'd do it tomorrow.

00:48:29.250 --> 00:48:31.190
Damn. I think I'd just set my stuff on fire and

00:48:31.190 --> 00:48:35.349
go. I don't think I could. I respect the hustle.

00:48:35.829 --> 00:48:38.460
Traveling to Tijuana does sound beautiful. But

00:48:38.460 --> 00:48:42.559
yeah, I think that's a no. I don't know if there

00:48:42.559 --> 00:48:44.880
is a price tag I would take. To just disappear?

00:48:45.019 --> 00:48:49.880
Yeah. Yeah, I don't think so. Like I said, I'd

00:48:49.880 --> 00:48:53.260
have to find a workaround for certain things,

00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:57.039
but largely I could go. Yeah. I could go. Ski

00:48:57.039 --> 00:49:00.760
-dattle. Yeah. Well, and you know me too. If

00:49:00.760 --> 00:49:03.699
I said, Aidan, I'll bet you $100 I can go out

00:49:03.699 --> 00:49:05.559
and make five new friends today, you would not

00:49:05.559 --> 00:49:07.980
take that bet. Nah. You would not take that bet,

00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:09.280
because you're like, oh my god, you might do

00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:13.920
it in an hour. Right. Because that's me. According

00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:15.719
to my friend Brian Donovan, that's my superpower.

00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:17.980
Yeah. It's my ability to immediately connect

00:49:17.980 --> 00:49:20.760
with people and befriend them. And I think that

00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:23.900
is quite the skill. We have the power of yapping.

00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:27.119
We do. We have the power of yapping. I just don't

00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:31.500
do it often in public, which is why I feel so

00:49:31.500 --> 00:49:34.019
confident on camera or behind the mic, because

00:49:34.019 --> 00:49:36.329
I'm like, Ain't no one judging me in this moment.

00:49:36.429 --> 00:49:41.650
I think I'm good. Right. Yeah. Yeah, because

00:49:41.650 --> 00:49:43.570
I can do it. I take the $10 million and I'll

00:49:43.570 --> 00:49:45.570
have 10 new friends by the end of the week. Yeah,

00:49:45.590 --> 00:49:49.730
that's true. So I think I'll make it work and

00:49:49.730 --> 00:49:53.269
I'll keep a diary from Uncle Howdy and then I'll

00:49:53.269 --> 00:49:55.230
have instructions for my one of my close new

00:49:55.230 --> 00:49:59.150
friends to be like, hey, mail this to these five

00:49:59.150 --> 00:50:01.750
people or these 10 people so they know what Uncle

00:50:01.750 --> 00:50:04.619
Howdy's been up to. Right. So yeah, I think I

00:50:04.619 --> 00:50:08.300
would do it. Fair point. Yeah, man. Yeah. That

00:50:08.300 --> 00:50:12.300
was your last one. It was. All right. Well, we

00:50:12.300 --> 00:50:15.619
have a little bit different line up here today.

00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:19.980
So we're going to take a break in a minute. But

00:50:19.980 --> 00:50:24.820
when we do and we always come back, we do our

00:50:24.820 --> 00:50:26.860
signature segment, which is called You Just Made

00:50:26.860 --> 00:50:30.190
the List. We're doing a double. All right. This

00:50:30.190 --> 00:50:32.949
quarter pounder is now a double today. Holy shit.

00:50:33.090 --> 00:50:34.889
It's a double Royale with cheese. It's a double

00:50:34.889 --> 00:50:37.690
Royale with cheese. So we're going to have two

00:50:37.690 --> 00:50:39.969
top 10 lists for you today. You just made the

00:50:39.969 --> 00:50:45.429
lists. Lists. Yeah. Wow. Lists. Lists. Funny

00:50:45.429 --> 00:50:48.250
how lists sounds like lisp. It kind of does.

00:50:48.429 --> 00:50:49.989
And we have to be careful with that because we

00:50:49.989 --> 00:50:52.769
don't have a pop filter on this mic. We don't.

00:50:52.869 --> 00:50:54.329
We don't. Pop, pop, pop. People are going to

00:50:54.329 --> 00:50:58.239
be like, oh, my ears. Oh, Jesus. um so yeah so

00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:00.619
we got a little bit of uh of a different lineup

00:51:00.619 --> 00:51:03.940
here today and something fun at the end as well

00:51:03.940 --> 00:51:07.099
so uh a little bit different for the old 250

00:51:07.099 --> 00:51:11.519
happen bird day to uh merica happy squirrel day

00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:13.539
happy squirrel day that's right we changed it

00:51:13.539 --> 00:51:17.260
uh at any rate before we take that break uh other

00:51:17.260 --> 00:51:21.059
foods aiden scowers the globe for other foods

00:51:21.059 --> 00:51:25.739
and they're usually not super great Makes me

00:51:25.739 --> 00:51:29.840
scared of humans, really. But, I'm interested.

00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:34.179
What do you got? Today, from the country of America,

00:51:34.539 --> 00:51:38.239
the one we've been talking about all day, I have

00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:42.039
the strangest sandwiches I could find online.

00:51:42.559 --> 00:51:45.119
Now, I'm sure a couple of these are bits, but

00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:47.579
I know for damn sure a couple of these are real

00:51:47.579 --> 00:51:50.440
things people enjoy, which terrifies me. So,

00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:53.940
strangest sandwiches I could find from the USA.

00:51:54.219 --> 00:51:59.940
Online. We've got one here, which is an infamous

00:51:59.940 --> 00:52:04.280
Subway order, tuna salad sandwich, added meatballs

00:52:04.280 --> 00:52:13.719
and marinara. Oh. God, why? That's awful. By

00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:15.239
the way, I thought I'd throw this out because

00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:19.219
I heard this on a different, slightly less inferior

00:52:19.219 --> 00:52:22.889
radio show. Less inferior? Uh -huh. It's not,

00:52:23.030 --> 00:52:26.869
yeah. Less inferior means superior. Oh, yeah.

00:52:27.090 --> 00:52:29.889
Yeah. Dude, four hours of sleep. I've been awake

00:52:29.889 --> 00:52:32.730
for like 44. Give me a break. Inferior. So it's

00:52:32.730 --> 00:52:35.989
funnier and it's less inferior. Oh my god. Oh

00:52:35.989 --> 00:52:39.869
my god. We can fix that in post, although this

00:52:39.869 --> 00:52:43.769
guy won't do it. I'm not gonna do it. No. This

00:52:43.769 --> 00:52:49.969
inferior show stated that in Tuna, in Subway,

00:52:50.309 --> 00:52:55.960
there is... Zero. Tuna. In the tuna. In Subway.

00:52:56.519 --> 00:52:59.920
No shit. None. Zero. Okay, I'm just gonna say,

00:53:00.460 --> 00:53:04.139
for legal reasons, that is something you heard

00:53:04.139 --> 00:53:07.139
from a third party source, and we cannot supply

00:53:07.139 --> 00:53:09.980
its validity, so you were to take that with many

00:53:09.980 --> 00:53:12.019
grains of salt, perhaps even a whole salt block,

00:53:12.500 --> 00:53:15.920
but that is an interesting factoid. Zero tuna.

00:53:16.039 --> 00:53:18.619
It's an interesting allegation. From somebody

00:53:18.619 --> 00:53:23.420
else, not us. We do not allege that. Yo, man.

00:53:23.500 --> 00:53:26.639
See, I was just hanging out. And yo, homie came

00:53:26.639 --> 00:53:30.739
up, said, yo, dude, that tuna is Subway. Ain't

00:53:30.739 --> 00:53:34.679
none in there. Shit, fake. Aw, hell no. Yeah.

00:53:34.840 --> 00:53:38.900
Yeah, there's none. None in there. It's just,

00:53:39.460 --> 00:53:43.400
it's not, it's not, no. It's just, it's bad.

00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:47.280
We've heard people say. Oh, God. It's not a...

00:53:47.280 --> 00:53:51.780
We've heard people say. Yeah. So I would just...

00:53:51.780 --> 00:53:57.059
I would veer away. The tuneless tuna, some people

00:53:57.059 --> 00:54:01.420
think. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. So anyway, as

00:54:01.420 --> 00:54:04.000
I say, it's what I've heard. It's what you've

00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:06.400
heard. It's what I've heard. The rumor is...

00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:09.980
The rumor's out. The rumor is there is no fish.

00:54:10.380 --> 00:54:14.119
Fish byproducts for some shit. Yeah, it's bad

00:54:14.119 --> 00:54:16.079
fishlessness. I mean somebody's not great anyway,

00:54:16.099 --> 00:54:18.800
but yeah, that's that's that's an opinion This

00:54:18.800 --> 00:54:21.820
is true. Yeah, there's another sandwich here,

00:54:22.059 --> 00:54:25.320
which is a it's a cookie sandwich So the bottom

00:54:25.320 --> 00:54:29.039
bun is a cookie chocolate chip cookie. Oh Mayo

00:54:29.039 --> 00:54:32.719
roast beef mayo top cookie. You following along?

00:54:33.320 --> 00:54:39.360
Yeah How's that sound? Yeah No crunchy cookie

00:54:40.190 --> 00:54:43.869
mushy roast beef and mayo okay all right hang

00:54:43.869 --> 00:54:47.789
on so what's good what's catching you up with

00:54:47.789 --> 00:54:50.630
that okay the thing that's can't catch up the

00:54:50.630 --> 00:54:52.769
thing that's that's that's that's got me tripped

00:54:52.769 --> 00:54:57.469
up is you say a cookie now uh -huh it could be

00:54:57.469 --> 00:55:02.869
the blandest sugarless cookie ever and it may

00:55:02.869 --> 00:55:07.110
work they did specify chocolate chip cookie did

00:55:07.110 --> 00:55:09.409
they I didn't hear yeah Chocolate chip chocolate

00:55:09.409 --> 00:55:12.309
chip cookie. Oh fuck that now because the argument

00:55:12.309 --> 00:55:14.469
starts to crumble like the chocolate chip cookie

00:55:14.469 --> 00:55:20.190
You're just oh man you're in it today. Oh my

00:55:20.190 --> 00:55:23.289
god. Yeah, that's an that's a no for me Yeah,

00:55:23.769 --> 00:55:25.969
and then this one I know is a joke sandwich,

00:55:25.969 --> 00:55:28.369
but I thought I'd bring it up. It's quote -unquote

00:55:28.369 --> 00:55:33.829
the mayo overload It is a simple white or wheat

00:55:33.829 --> 00:55:37.949
bun. Okay with no vegetables or meats simply

00:55:38.250 --> 00:55:41.329
A bottle of mayonnaise. A mayo sandwich. Mayo

00:55:41.329 --> 00:55:44.769
sandwich. Yep. Now, I will go on record in saying

00:55:44.769 --> 00:55:48.409
I do like mayonnaise. So many applications. So

00:55:48.409 --> 00:55:51.530
many applications. I feel as it's kind of the

00:55:51.530 --> 00:55:55.289
redheaded stepchild, although it's white, of

00:55:55.289 --> 00:55:59.880
the condiments. of the world. It gets bullied,

00:55:59.920 --> 00:56:02.059
but it can go in so many things. Chipotle mayo?

00:56:02.380 --> 00:56:05.019
Get real. Right. You can take mayo and be like,

00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:06.539
oh, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to take

00:56:06.539 --> 00:56:08.960
a little sriracha and just bloop bloop. And now

00:56:08.960 --> 00:56:12.480
it's fire. Now it's magical. There's a lot you

00:56:12.480 --> 00:56:17.559
can do with that. And I agree. I much prefer

00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:22.280
having a little thing of mayo and dipping my

00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:24.380
fries in it. I can get down with that. As opposed

00:56:24.380 --> 00:56:27.219
to ketchup. I do like gravy, too. That's kind

00:56:27.219 --> 00:56:32.139
of more like English and Irish to take your quote

00:56:32.139 --> 00:56:35.480
unquote chips and dip them in gravy. That's a

00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:37.780
solid play, too. Genius maneuver. It is a genius

00:56:37.780 --> 00:56:40.119
maneuver. It's halfway to poutine. It kind of

00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:44.099
is. Yeah. Yeah, you're almost there. I do rather

00:56:44.099 --> 00:56:46.760
enjoy mayo on a lot of different, it has a lot

00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:49.139
of different applications. But mayo is a condiment.

00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:51.559
Not as the star of the show. Not the star of

00:56:51.559 --> 00:56:54.199
the show. Yeah. Is not the star. Because then

00:56:54.199 --> 00:56:57.639
with that logic, you can be like, man, check

00:56:57.639 --> 00:56:59.579
out this great sandwich. And you bite into it

00:56:59.579 --> 00:57:01.119
and be like, oh my god. And be like, yeah, man,

00:57:01.119 --> 00:57:04.199
it's a mustard sandwich. Two pieces of white

00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:06.219
Wonder Bread and a bunch of yellow mustard. That

00:57:06.219 --> 00:57:07.940
just sounds gross. To be fair, it sounds more

00:57:07.940 --> 00:57:10.960
flavorful than a mayo sandwich. Than a mayo sandwich.

00:57:11.699 --> 00:57:17.400
Yeah. Yeah. We've got some here, quote unquote,

00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:20.420
historical blunders. of sandwiches. Oh, this

00:57:20.420 --> 00:57:22.559
is like your classic 1950s. We're just going

00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:26.579
to make dumb shit. Yeah. The peanut butter and

00:57:26.579 --> 00:57:32.139
mayo sandwich. No. Yeah, not convinced. No. No.

00:57:32.820 --> 00:57:35.300
Like, I've heard peanut butter and cheese and

00:57:35.300 --> 00:57:37.519
that sounds nasty. Yeah. Peanut butter and mayo,

00:57:37.579 --> 00:57:40.599
that sounds nasty. I'm not down with that. No.

00:57:41.000 --> 00:57:42.460
No, not at all. And I've heard people do peanut

00:57:42.460 --> 00:57:45.280
butter and Nutella and I see that working. Oh,

00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:48.530
it's two different nuts. Add chocolate. These

00:57:48.530 --> 00:57:56.429
nuts. There's the banana salmon sandwich. Now

00:57:56.429 --> 00:58:00.409
while fun to say... Banana salmon. Banana salmon

00:58:00.409 --> 00:58:02.750
sandwich. That's fun to say. We'll take two.

00:58:03.130 --> 00:58:04.969
Take two? Three orange whips. I'll have what

00:58:04.969 --> 00:58:09.550
he's having. Yeah, no, that... Well, I mean,

00:58:09.630 --> 00:58:12.969
I'm not having a salmon sandwich, period. Adding

00:58:12.969 --> 00:58:15.409
a banana is not helping that situation. No, not

00:58:15.409 --> 00:58:17.739
at all. It sounds like something to induce vomiting,

00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:20.019
rather than something you would keep down as

00:58:20.019 --> 00:58:22.139
sustenance. Right. Yeah. Like if your kid comes

00:58:22.139 --> 00:58:24.159
up, he's like, dad, my stomach hurts. I got something

00:58:24.159 --> 00:58:27.539
for you. Banana salmon. Take a bite. Eat all

00:58:27.539 --> 00:58:29.780
of it, Timothy. Go on. You're welcome. It's called

00:58:29.780 --> 00:58:32.199
boot and rally, son. Get back to work. And the

00:58:32.199 --> 00:58:34.119
last sandwich I will bring up today on other

00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:40.500
foods is the garbage pail, which is a warm sandwich,

00:58:40.500 --> 00:58:46.050
you could argue. It's bread. Microwaved bananas,

00:58:46.130 --> 00:58:51.610
mushed, bacon Nutella mayonnaise. No. No? Here's

00:58:51.610 --> 00:58:55.010
the no. No. Why would you do that? I mean, banana

00:58:55.010 --> 00:58:58.289
Nutella, that makes total sense. You could do

00:58:58.289 --> 00:59:01.429
that. Why not get a little bowl and do your little

00:59:01.429 --> 00:59:03.449
mashup of the two in a little bowl. That's a

00:59:03.449 --> 00:59:05.690
nice little snack. You don't even have to mix

00:59:05.690 --> 00:59:07.829
them up. You can just do like little banana slices,

00:59:08.110 --> 00:59:11.590
banana disks with your Nutella. That sandwich

00:59:11.590 --> 00:59:14.010
is fine. That makes sense. no here's the thing

00:59:14.010 --> 00:59:15.590
though not even put that in the sandwich just

00:59:15.590 --> 00:59:17.829
have a little bowl that on the side oh sure and

00:59:17.829 --> 00:59:20.369
just take your sandwich and just have it be are

00:59:20.369 --> 00:59:25.010
you ready yeah bacon bread dry bread bacon dry

00:59:25.010 --> 00:59:29.119
bread yep dip it in the sweet sauce nope oh Oh,

00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:30.800
just have them separately. Just eat the bacon.

00:59:30.980 --> 00:59:32.840
Oh, I see. Oh, just eat the bacon. Just eat the

00:59:32.840 --> 00:59:34.780
bacon. And then leave the other shit. Right,

00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:39.019
exactly. BLT, no L or T. Open face, eat your

00:59:39.019 --> 00:59:42.159
bacon, throw the bread away, and then just dip

00:59:42.159 --> 00:59:43.960
your bananas in that. That's how you handle that

00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:46.619
situation. Look, they're all going to come together

00:59:46.619 --> 00:59:49.219
in your stomach anyway. Let them party there.

00:59:49.380 --> 00:59:52.000
Yeah. But my mouth does not need to be the vehicle.

00:59:53.170 --> 00:59:55.150
For all of them to entertain they don't have

00:59:55.150 --> 00:59:56.650
to enter the club together is what I'm saying.

00:59:56.670 --> 00:59:59.510
We're not a concrete mixer No, yeah, we don't

00:59:59.510 --> 01:00:02.550
need all the ingredients at once. Nope. Nope

01:00:02.550 --> 01:00:05.690
They just no no send to send them and into the

01:00:05.690 --> 01:00:07.889
club in different doors or so I don't know send

01:00:07.889 --> 01:00:11.769
that to the delete folder delete. Yes Absolutely

01:00:11.769 --> 01:00:14.809
delete. Oh, well, that's the last sandwich. That's

01:00:14.809 --> 01:00:17.050
the last one Wow, those are those are nasty you're

01:00:17.050 --> 01:00:19.670
welcome So yeah, if you got a nasty sandwich

01:00:19.670 --> 01:00:21.590
share it with us we would we would love to hear

01:00:21.590 --> 01:00:24.150
if we could do like fan -sourced part two were

01:00:24.150 --> 01:00:29.429
sandwiches oh I'm all for that I know Jeff Daniels

01:00:29.429 --> 01:00:32.369
shared I think it might have been with Colbert

01:00:32.369 --> 01:00:35.050
shared a sandwich that he made and Colbert's

01:00:35.050 --> 01:00:37.610
like no way and then he tried it on his show

01:00:37.610 --> 01:00:42.110
which was pita bread okay you take peanut butter

01:00:42.110 --> 01:00:47.230
yeah and a good spreading on the pita the interior

01:00:47.840 --> 01:00:51.199
yep okay well no it's just like an actual open

01:00:51.199 --> 01:00:54.099
pita so you're not gonna just an open open pita

01:00:54.099 --> 01:00:58.320
yeah cover it in peanut butter crushed cheddar

01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:02.820
ruffles on top of the peanut butter okay yeah

01:01:02.820 --> 01:01:07.440
um and that is supposed to be good i don't see

01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:11.480
it i don't see it oh i missed an ingredient i'm

01:01:11.480 --> 01:01:14.659
so sorry i peeked the mic you're welcome um the

01:01:14.659 --> 01:01:17.309
secret ingredient i forgot was Baby Ray's barbecue

01:01:17.309 --> 01:01:21.989
sauce. What in the? Dude, dude. Barbecue sauce,

01:01:22.170 --> 01:01:24.989
crunched cheddar ruffles on a bed of peanut butter,

01:01:25.050 --> 01:01:28.909
on a pita. Jeffrey, Mr. Daniels. We love you,

01:01:28.949 --> 01:01:32.349
by the way. Do we? Oh yeah. Not if he makes that.

01:01:32.789 --> 01:01:35.070
That's your signature sandwich? You attribute,

01:01:35.110 --> 01:01:37.929
Jeffrey, you attribute your name to that? What

01:01:37.929 --> 01:01:43.670
are you doing? Okay, I'm going to say. As a challenge,

01:01:44.170 --> 01:01:47.110
maybe we do this on our other foods for the season

01:01:47.110 --> 01:01:51.610
seven premiere. That we, live on the show, try

01:01:51.610 --> 01:01:54.090
that. We get the cheddar ruffles, we get the

01:01:54.090 --> 01:01:56.789
pita, and the peanut butter. Not that crunchy

01:01:56.789 --> 01:01:59.469
peanut butter. Look, for people that eat crunchy

01:01:59.469 --> 01:02:01.820
peanut butter. Or the people that make it, even

01:02:01.820 --> 01:02:04.059
more so for the people that make it. That's incomplete.

01:02:04.320 --> 01:02:06.639
If you bring that to me, and I'm a teacher, and

01:02:06.639 --> 01:02:08.519
you bring your homework, I go, that's an incomplete.

01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:11.119
That is not a finished product. Crunchy peanut

01:02:11.119 --> 01:02:13.079
butter is not a finished product. It's like,

01:02:13.300 --> 01:02:14.500
they're halfway through the process, and they

01:02:14.500 --> 01:02:16.980
go, nah, that's good. And then they put the lid

01:02:16.980 --> 01:02:19.920
on it, and that's it. Be like, hey, Jerry, you

01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:22.239
didn't finish mashing that peanut butter up.

01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:26.280
That's crunchy peanut butter. Send it. Send it.

01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:29.480
Exactly. So yeah, crunchy peanut butter, what

01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:33.329
are you doing? It's not a finished product. You

01:02:33.329 --> 01:02:35.590
know those crunchy peanut butters where it's

01:02:35.590 --> 01:02:38.429
like the all -natural ones where the oil sits

01:02:38.429 --> 01:02:41.730
at the top? Instead of like palm oil, which is

01:02:41.730 --> 01:02:44.170
bad for the environment to deforest for palm

01:02:44.170 --> 01:02:46.630
oil. Yeah. But I think it just has like peanut

01:02:46.630 --> 01:02:51.690
oil or something in it. That consistency. Imagine

01:02:51.690 --> 01:02:56.070
a human being chewing raw peanuts halfway. Add

01:02:56.070 --> 01:02:57.989
a little salt in their mouth, a touch of sugar,

01:02:58.329 --> 01:03:01.389
and then mama birding that into your mouth. Mmm.

01:03:01.889 --> 01:03:03.610
That's the end of that sentence. Just imagine

01:03:03.610 --> 01:03:06.449
that. I wish I could un -imagine it. You're welcome.

01:03:07.110 --> 01:03:12.210
Oh, God. Well, if you're still listening, this

01:03:12.210 --> 01:03:16.389
is the Mark Mo Show. And we just talked about

01:03:16.389 --> 01:03:18.730
some incredibly disgusting sandwiches here with

01:03:18.730 --> 01:03:23.590
you today. And I want to say that America brought

01:03:23.590 --> 01:03:28.329
all of this to you. For future ponds, for spacious

01:03:28.329 --> 01:03:40.000
skies, moon and space of man. All right, we are

01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:42.079
back here on the Mark Mo Show. I'm your host,

01:03:42.219 --> 01:03:44.420
Mark Maloney, along with Aidan Maloney, and we're

01:03:44.420 --> 01:03:47.139
on to our feature segment. You just made the

01:03:47.139 --> 01:03:50.260
list here on the Mark Mo Show, and we have a

01:03:50.260 --> 01:03:53.239
double. It's a double header, if you will. It's

01:03:53.239 --> 01:03:56.519
a double quarter pounder with cheese. The Royale.

01:03:56.639 --> 01:04:00.880
The Royale with cheese. Top 10 list today, 10

01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:03.659
through two, our big number one reveal, and the

01:04:03.659 --> 01:04:07.019
all important rule, there are no rules. So true.

01:04:07.260 --> 01:04:11.980
Thank God for that. Top 10 today, greatest American

01:04:11.980 --> 01:04:17.039
achievements, but also another top 10 list, greatest

01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:22.199
American f -ups. Whoa! How about that? It's just

01:04:22.199 --> 01:04:24.280
like anything. There's the good and the bad.

01:04:24.340 --> 01:04:27.380
Yeah. And there you have the facts of life. You're

01:04:27.380 --> 01:04:29.780
welcome. That's so true. Mm -hmm. Some people

01:04:29.780 --> 01:04:32.579
don't think so. I think they're silly. They're

01:04:32.579 --> 01:04:37.409
silly. Very silly. Incredibly silly. Thanks for

01:04:37.409 --> 01:04:40.329
tuning in, folks. Great commentary. Have a great

01:04:40.329 --> 01:04:44.010
rest of the day. Yeah, god damn it. Okay. Top

01:04:44.010 --> 01:04:46.210
10 greatest American achievements. Aidan, why

01:04:46.210 --> 01:04:50.429
don't you kick us off? Okay. Today, number 10,

01:04:50.650 --> 01:04:53.610
greatest American achievements, finishing the

01:04:53.610 --> 01:04:57.309
Panama Canal. Yeah. That's huge. I believe it

01:04:57.309 --> 01:05:00.909
was the French who started it, if I'm not mistaken,

01:05:01.030 --> 01:05:04.800
and then they just kind of bailed. Wove flew

01:05:04.800 --> 01:05:08.900
the white flag per usual They love you friends.

01:05:08.900 --> 01:05:11.219
He's kind of bailed and then America stepped

01:05:11.219 --> 01:05:13.280
in it was like actually having this canal would

01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:16.300
be kind of baller Yeah, we finished that that's

01:05:16.300 --> 01:05:20.019
pretty huge as huge number nine independence

01:05:20.019 --> 01:05:25.420
from Britain yay fucking Brits fix your teeth.

01:05:25.420 --> 01:05:30.840
Hey, what are you talking about? Yeah, well crumpet

01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:34.320
no I don't And keep your warm bear. Crumpets

01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:39.000
and Tay. Crumpets and Tay. Number eight on my

01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:43.420
list. First humans on the moon. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

01:05:43.699 --> 01:05:46.980
That's right. Armstrong and Aldrin. United States

01:05:46.980 --> 01:05:49.559
of moon, y 'all. The United States of the moon.

01:05:49.900 --> 01:05:56.139
Let's go. We claim the light side. Oh, no. Number

01:05:56.139 --> 01:06:00.980
seven on my list. The polio vaccine. Oh, that's

01:06:00.980 --> 01:06:03.780
a good one. Huge. Huge. I mean, the amount of

01:06:03.780 --> 01:06:06.679
medicine that comes out of this country is kind

01:06:06.679 --> 01:06:11.199
of astounding. If only we had health care. How

01:06:11.199 --> 01:06:14.059
about that? It's amazing back in the day when

01:06:14.059 --> 01:06:16.039
we used to cure all kinds of stuff, but now there's

01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:19.039
so much money in just treating it. Why cure it?

01:06:19.239 --> 01:06:22.880
I mean, there was a man that sold the patent

01:06:22.880 --> 01:06:25.840
to the insulin vaccine for $1 because he wanted

01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:29.340
to help people. And then big pharma stepped in

01:06:29.340 --> 01:06:31.659
and they were like, oh no. We're not doing that.

01:06:32.059 --> 01:06:34.099
No, sir. We're going to make billies. Get out

01:06:34.099 --> 01:06:37.300
of here, you silly guy, you. Number six on my

01:06:37.300 --> 01:06:39.880
list of best American achievements, assisting

01:06:39.880 --> 01:06:43.420
and winning World War II. There you go. It was

01:06:43.420 --> 01:06:46.639
truly the allied powers that all came together

01:06:46.639 --> 01:06:50.460
in an allied effort, if you will. Yeah, that

01:06:50.460 --> 01:06:53.579
was literally the, for pro wrestling fans, that

01:06:53.579 --> 01:06:56.619
was literally the hot tag of World War II. Right,

01:06:56.619 --> 01:06:59.590
right. Britain's out there just getting their

01:06:59.590 --> 01:07:01.730
asses handed to them and that they they're kind

01:07:01.730 --> 01:07:04.130
of reaching and like the other guy's hand is

01:07:04.130 --> 01:07:06.090
like right there and he's like I don't know if

01:07:06.090 --> 01:07:07.809
I can do it and the Germans got him by the leg

01:07:07.809 --> 01:07:11.789
and then the last second he tags us in tornado

01:07:11.789 --> 01:07:14.469
tag and like right Russia and the u .s. We're

01:07:14.469 --> 01:07:19.349
both like oh, dude Let us cook let us cook exactly

01:07:19.349 --> 01:07:23.829
number five on my list I've combined civil rights

01:07:23.829 --> 01:07:28.980
and union rights Equally important. I believe

01:07:28.980 --> 01:07:31.880
and of course that's that's all class solidarity.

01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:35.760
That's that's class solidarity of working people

01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:38.840
Coming together and being like hey It'd be cool

01:07:38.840 --> 01:07:41.559
if we all have rights. Yeah. Yeah, how about

01:07:41.559 --> 01:07:44.960
that? Yeah, and then you know all the swine owned

01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:48.099
by the government's You know built to protect

01:07:48.099 --> 01:07:50.619
capital kind of got in the way, but hey, yeah,

01:07:50.619 --> 01:07:54.059
we got the dub We got the dough number four on

01:07:54.059 --> 01:07:58.900
my list tied for fourth place, inventing transistors,

01:07:59.380 --> 01:08:03.719
microprocessors, and GPS. Tied them all. They're

01:08:03.719 --> 01:08:05.820
all technological. Can I be honest here with

01:08:05.820 --> 01:08:09.099
you? Sure. When you, that was your number four,

01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:11.340
right? That was my number four. Okay. When you

01:08:11.340 --> 01:08:13.340
said number four, and you just yelled out the

01:08:13.340 --> 01:08:16.720
word tied, I thought, well, I mean, detergent

01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:24.909
is nice. I don't know if I'd rank it that highly,

01:08:25.369 --> 01:08:28.510
but okay. And then you went on and I'm like,

01:08:28.949 --> 01:08:32.470
tied. Tied for fourth place. Yeah. Got it. Yeah.

01:08:32.689 --> 01:08:34.369
See, Gain would have made the list, but I think

01:08:34.369 --> 01:08:39.270
tied smells better. For sure. Transistors, microprocessors,

01:08:39.510 --> 01:08:42.930
and GPS are all tied for fourth place on my list.

01:08:43.550 --> 01:08:45.970
Number three on my list, very near and dear to

01:08:45.970 --> 01:08:50.170
my heart. I love music. So number three, blues.

01:08:50.409 --> 01:08:54.789
jazz, soul, and hip hop. I love it. Yeah. Got

01:08:54.789 --> 01:08:59.590
to throw those on there. And number two, inventing

01:08:59.590 --> 01:09:03.810
airplanes. Yeah. Pretty huge. That's huge. I'll

01:09:03.810 --> 01:09:06.229
save my big number one reveal. Oh, all right.

01:09:06.449 --> 01:09:11.250
OK. Top 10 greatest American achievements. Number

01:09:11.250 --> 01:09:15.350
10, American universities and research institutions.

01:09:16.709 --> 01:09:22.409
For many of those things that get invented, American

01:09:22.409 --> 01:09:27.210
universities and research institutions are usually

01:09:27.210 --> 01:09:29.109
played their part. They have played their part.

01:09:29.750 --> 01:09:33.350
So number nine, motion pictures. Oh, yeah. Because

01:09:33.350 --> 01:09:35.850
other than that, it was like books and just people

01:09:35.850 --> 01:09:37.890
sitting around the fire telling a story. All

01:09:37.890 --> 01:09:40.390
of a sudden, hey, what if we had this picture

01:09:40.390 --> 01:09:42.930
and it kind of moved and we could tell a story?

01:09:42.930 --> 01:09:46.529
Whoa. What? The birth of young Hollywood. I love

01:09:46.529 --> 01:09:49.909
it. Yeah. Yep. Good stuff. Number eight, creation

01:09:49.909 --> 01:09:52.729
of the National Parks Service. Oh, that's a good

01:09:52.729 --> 01:09:54.829
one. Yeah. Which is a good one, because the billionaires

01:09:54.829 --> 01:09:56.590
would just buy it all up and turn it to shit.

01:09:56.989 --> 01:09:59.550
Or sell it to overseas companies. Right. So it's

01:09:59.550 --> 01:10:02.090
important that we... You know, we still have

01:10:02.090 --> 01:10:04.090
some of that left. I've been to some of them,

01:10:04.090 --> 01:10:06.430
and it's just gorgeous. Even after they've been

01:10:06.430 --> 01:10:08.270
gutted by the current administration, they're

01:10:08.270 --> 01:10:10.050
hanging on. They're hanging on. We're not giving

01:10:10.050 --> 01:10:12.770
up, boys. Nope. Number seven, the space race

01:10:12.770 --> 01:10:15.989
and moon landing. There you go. Number six, popular

01:10:15.989 --> 01:10:19.130
music, blues, jazz, rock, hip hop, and I put

01:10:19.130 --> 01:10:22.890
country on there. I don't like country, but...

01:10:22.890 --> 01:10:27.869
Could be transposed to American folk. Sure. If

01:10:27.869 --> 01:10:29.850
you will. Bluegrass, American folk, whatever.

01:10:30.029 --> 01:10:35.130
We're fine. Number five, the Erie Canal. Transformed

01:10:35.130 --> 01:10:38.329
commerce in an early America was absolutely key

01:10:38.329 --> 01:10:43.090
to that for sure. Being able to connect the Great

01:10:43.090 --> 01:10:46.770
Lakes with the ocean. Yeah, that is true. That's

01:10:46.770 --> 01:10:48.350
a good one to have on there. I like that. Yep.

01:10:48.630 --> 01:10:52.350
Number four, the founding of a constitutional

01:10:52.350 --> 01:10:54.770
republic. It's a big one. It's a big one. It's

01:10:54.770 --> 01:10:58.350
a big one. Number three, the civil rights movement.

01:10:59.290 --> 01:11:03.229
which I could very easily kind of do what you

01:11:03.229 --> 01:11:05.449
did and put, you know, workers' rights on there

01:11:05.449 --> 01:11:09.250
as well. Number two, first in flight, Orville

01:11:09.250 --> 01:11:11.789
and Wilbur Wright. So we did have some that were

01:11:11.789 --> 01:11:13.350
similar. Yeah, this is true. We were talking

01:11:13.350 --> 01:11:17.250
about that off mic, lovely listeners, about like,

01:11:17.250 --> 01:11:19.750
oh, I wonder how many of these will be Samesies

01:11:19.750 --> 01:11:22.829
on. A little handful. Yeah, for sure. A little

01:11:22.829 --> 01:11:25.729
handful. Time for number ones. Number one. Number

01:11:25.729 --> 01:11:30.149
one, I went invention again. ARPANET and the

01:11:30.149 --> 01:11:33.770
internet. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's that's

01:11:33.770 --> 01:11:36.750
what's shaped the modern era for better for worse.

01:11:36.869 --> 01:11:42.729
I think until it became hyper corporate and billionaire

01:11:42.729 --> 01:11:45.609
owned. I think the internet was a fantastic one

01:11:45.609 --> 01:11:49.010
of the biggest inventions maybe in human history

01:11:49.010 --> 01:11:51.649
aside from electricity which then led to internet,

01:11:51.649 --> 01:11:55.380
you know, but yeah, it's it's just There's no

01:11:55.380 --> 01:11:58.600
words to describe how huge it is because it's

01:11:58.600 --> 01:12:02.439
most of how people interact now. Global connectivity

01:12:02.439 --> 01:12:08.220
was something 40, 50 years ago completely foreign.

01:12:09.000 --> 01:12:11.220
Completely foreign. How much did a long -distance

01:12:11.220 --> 01:12:16.779
call cost? Now you can FaceTime someone in India

01:12:16.779 --> 01:12:19.720
for essentially free right now if you wanted

01:12:19.720 --> 01:12:22.859
to and had the access. I think it's beautiful.

01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:25.409
That's why it's my number one. Oh yeah, for sure.

01:12:26.630 --> 01:12:28.810
Well, we'll see if you still feel the same way

01:12:28.810 --> 01:12:31.010
after they create Skynet, and then there's Terminators

01:12:31.010 --> 01:12:33.649
everywhere, and the Italian world blows up, and

01:12:33.649 --> 01:12:35.369
then we've got these metal things killing humanity.

01:12:35.510 --> 01:12:39.270
But anyway, my number one is the abolishment

01:12:39.270 --> 01:12:43.489
of slavery. Yeah, totally fair totally fair number

01:12:43.489 --> 01:12:45.850
one. Yeah, that's that's a that's a good one

01:12:45.850 --> 01:12:48.949
And it's it's not like America invented slavery

01:12:48.949 --> 01:12:52.770
The slave trade has been on this globe in every

01:12:52.770 --> 01:12:56.050
country on every continent and even say with

01:12:56.050 --> 01:12:58.729
prison slave labor It's kind of still kind of

01:12:58.729 --> 01:13:00.609
still around. Just looks a little bit different.

01:13:01.210 --> 01:13:04.810
But yeah, I I think being able to abolish slavery

01:13:04.810 --> 01:13:09.229
was pretty huge. And even after the abolishment

01:13:09.229 --> 01:13:13.569
of it, it still took a lot of time for African

01:13:13.569 --> 01:13:17.890
-Americans to, you know, to get a right to jobs

01:13:17.890 --> 01:13:20.630
and education and everything else. And yeah,

01:13:20.710 --> 01:13:23.909
voting. And it's still a challenge. So, oh, they're

01:13:23.909 --> 01:13:27.579
still systemic. It's segregation segregation

01:13:27.579 --> 01:13:30.920
racism. Yeah, we know it's out there. So But

01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:33.439
we've come we've come away. Yes, this is true.

01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:35.840
This is true We will we will at least say that

01:13:35.840 --> 01:13:39.819
now the second you just made the list to be fair

01:13:39.819 --> 01:13:42.579
before we continue I just want to say I thought

01:13:42.579 --> 01:13:46.039
these lists were great. I thought Whether invention

01:13:46.039 --> 01:13:47.880
heavy or history heavy. I thought we covered

01:13:47.880 --> 01:13:50.939
a lot of a lot of the good. I think so, too.

01:13:50.979 --> 01:13:53.859
Yeah Really? I mean, and that was kind of how

01:13:53.859 --> 01:13:55.659
we set the tone for the show, too. It's just

01:13:55.659 --> 01:13:59.039
kind of like, look, you know, America's imperfect.

01:13:59.739 --> 01:14:01.899
But it's also been the blueprint for so many

01:14:01.899 --> 01:14:04.640
other democracies and democratic republics all

01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:09.439
over the world. But it also has its flaws. Yeah,

01:14:09.699 --> 01:14:12.979
and calling out and addressing imperfections

01:14:12.979 --> 01:14:15.920
is how you make positive change. Yes, correct.

01:14:16.140 --> 01:14:19.479
Yep. Oh, you're being so patriotic. No, we're

01:14:19.479 --> 01:14:22.119
not. No. No, we're not. Actually, having a show

01:14:22.119 --> 01:14:24.260
like this is about as patriotic as it gets. Right.

01:14:24.340 --> 01:14:29.079
I would agree. So take your flag and shove it

01:14:29.079 --> 01:14:33.279
in the potted plant in your front porch. For

01:14:33.279 --> 01:14:37.859
futures more than purple sky. Whatever. Whatever.

01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:43.529
Mountains of majesty. Anyway. The top 10 greatest

01:14:43.529 --> 01:14:47.329
American f -ups. So take the good, take the bad,

01:14:47.789 --> 01:14:49.390
take them all there, yeah. Yep, I guess here's

01:14:49.390 --> 01:14:53.289
the bad, huh? Next life, baby. Yep. I'll start

01:14:53.289 --> 01:14:54.569
mine this time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.

01:14:54.989 --> 01:14:59.880
Number 10, Juneteenth Tulsa Massacre. Yeah. Large

01:14:59.880 --> 01:15:02.140
groups of white people, many of whom had been

01:15:02.140 --> 01:15:04.420
deputized and given weapons by city officials,

01:15:05.060 --> 01:15:08.340
destroyed more than 35 square blocks of a fluent

01:15:08.340 --> 01:15:11.439
black Wall Street area in Greenwood District

01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:14.800
in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked.

01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:18.659
Not our proudest moment. No. And that was your

01:15:18.659 --> 01:15:21.060
number 10. That was my number 10. So buckle up.

01:15:21.180 --> 01:15:24.600
That's all I'm saying. Here we go. Nine, nine,

01:15:24.699 --> 01:15:30.930
11. I love the clip of... Norm MacDonald. I don't

01:15:30.930 --> 01:15:32.890
know if he was on a podcast or a radio show,

01:15:32.909 --> 01:15:35.270
but there was just like a touch of a lull in

01:15:35.270 --> 01:15:40.310
silence, and then Norm is just like, 9 -11. Everyone

01:15:40.310 --> 01:15:43.550
bust out laughing. Just like that Norm MacDonald

01:15:43.550 --> 01:15:47.569
magic of just being like, 9 -11. What an underrated

01:15:47.569 --> 01:15:51.510
dude. Rest in peace, man. No doubt. Number eight,

01:15:51.609 --> 01:15:55.210
the Vietnam War. Oh God, yeah. And then how we

01:15:55.210 --> 01:15:57.069
treated the Vietnam veterans when they got back.

01:15:57.350 --> 01:16:00.449
Awful. Both combined. Awful, you can take both

01:16:00.449 --> 01:16:06.529
of those. Number seven, the Jim Crow laws and

01:16:06.529 --> 01:16:11.770
racial segregation. Number six, January 6th.

01:16:11.770 --> 01:16:14.590
Yeah, that's about right. That one belongs on

01:16:14.590 --> 01:16:17.529
there for sure. That was a shit show. Number

01:16:17.529 --> 01:16:22.329
five, the Great Depression. Checks out. Checks

01:16:22.329 --> 01:16:25.250
out. Great Depression. So America knows how I

01:16:25.250 --> 01:16:29.670
feel. Number four, Native American displacement,

01:16:29.869 --> 01:16:32.510
the Trail of Tears. Oh, yeah. Good guy. That's

01:16:32.510 --> 01:16:35.069
a good one to have on there. Number three, the

01:16:35.069 --> 01:16:37.550
Civil War. That's kind of funny. It's kind of

01:16:37.550 --> 01:16:42.149
a big thing that happened. It's not great. I

01:16:42.149 --> 01:16:45.630
mean, it happened for a purpose. Right. You know,

01:16:45.789 --> 01:16:47.630
sometimes things like that have to happen to

01:16:47.630 --> 01:16:50.250
become better. Yeah. But still must be. It's

01:16:50.250 --> 01:16:55.199
a pretty big low. As a low. Number two. Japanese

01:16:55.199 --> 01:16:57.319
internment camps during World War II. Oh, fuck,

01:16:57.399 --> 01:16:59.899
yeah. And that was done, that was done under

01:16:59.899 --> 01:17:02.619
FDR. Right. So it's like, that's kind of messed

01:17:02.619 --> 01:17:04.779
up. Yeah. We're gonna take all the Japanese people.

01:17:04.800 --> 01:17:06.659
We're just, we're gonna throw them in a quote

01:17:06.659 --> 01:17:09.800
unquote camp. Right. It sounds oddly familiar

01:17:09.800 --> 01:17:12.439
to the people we were fighting at the time. Yeah,

01:17:12.600 --> 01:17:14.699
at the time. Right. Interesting. Yeah, right.

01:17:14.880 --> 01:17:16.079
The only difference was we didn't gas them, but

01:17:16.079 --> 01:17:17.979
we didn't exactly treat them like model citizens

01:17:17.979 --> 01:17:20.640
either. Hell no. Treat them like shit. Yeah.

01:17:20.920 --> 01:17:24.180
Is this not, once again, not a good look for

01:17:24.180 --> 01:17:26.319
us at all. Terrible. We're gonna put all these

01:17:26.319 --> 01:17:29.600
guys in a camp. Oh camp, camp's so fun, so we'll

01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:32.699
roast marshmallows and little canoes. No. It's

01:17:32.699 --> 01:17:34.819
gonna be in this Dust Bowl area of the country

01:17:34.819 --> 01:17:36.960
and they're gonna be starving and they're gonna

01:17:36.960 --> 01:17:41.659
be sick. And it makes me worried how few school

01:17:41.659 --> 01:17:44.460
kids out there probably learn about that part

01:17:44.460 --> 01:17:45.739
of World War II. They don't. They don't. They

01:17:45.739 --> 01:17:47.520
don't. Because everything's whitewashed. Or don't

01:17:47.520 --> 01:17:51.210
even learn about the Trail of Tears. It's unbelievable.

01:17:51.470 --> 01:17:53.670
So that was number two. Alrighty, I guess I'll

01:17:53.670 --> 01:17:57.529
start my 10 through 2 worst American fuck -ups.

01:17:57.970 --> 01:18:01.130
Number 10, the Great Depression and the Great

01:18:01.130 --> 01:18:04.710
Recession. I tied them at number 10 because they're,

01:18:04.710 --> 01:18:09.369
in my opinion, equally as bad. Oh, yeah. Number

01:18:09.369 --> 01:18:13.890
nine, never -ending warfare and imperialism.

01:18:14.270 --> 01:18:16.989
Doesn't matter what decade it's in, America's

01:18:16.989 --> 01:18:19.470
doing it. Yeah, oh yeah. America's doing it,

01:18:19.510 --> 01:18:22.489
just happens a lot of it tends to be in the Middle

01:18:22.489 --> 01:18:26.970
East. Yep. Or in the islands. Right. Number eight,

01:18:27.130 --> 01:18:29.010
which of course leads me to number eight, the

01:18:29.010 --> 01:18:32.689
military industrial complex. Oh yeah, Eisenhower

01:18:32.689 --> 01:18:35.409
warned us about that. Oh, let's give these people

01:18:35.409 --> 01:18:37.989
a trillion dollars a year instead of, oh I don't

01:18:37.989 --> 01:18:40.869
know, healthcare and properly funded schools.

01:18:42.149 --> 01:18:45.369
Fucking assholes. Number seven, tied at number

01:18:45.369 --> 01:18:49.000
seven. Not tied. The detergent. I got it now.

01:18:49.199 --> 01:18:51.939
I got it. Tied at number seven, the Tuskegee

01:18:51.939 --> 01:18:56.420
Syphilis Study and the Tulsa Massacre. That one

01:18:56.420 --> 01:19:00.439
almost made it. Yeah. Just fucking foul. Just

01:19:00.439 --> 01:19:02.100
disgusting. If anyone is unfamiliar, because

01:19:02.100 --> 01:19:03.680
I know they don't teach that shit in schools

01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:07.779
either, do a little research on the Tuskegee

01:19:07.779 --> 01:19:10.119
Syphilis Study or Tulsa Massacre. If you haven't

01:19:10.119 --> 01:19:12.840
heard of them, it will disturb you that our country

01:19:12.840 --> 01:19:17.020
did this. Yep. Number six. Citizens United and

01:19:17.020 --> 01:19:22.579
the NRA. Oh. Yeah. A lot of where we're at today

01:19:22.579 --> 01:19:26.420
is because of those two quote -unquote organizations.

01:19:27.279 --> 01:19:29.680
Number, oh okay, tied for number five. I kind

01:19:29.680 --> 01:19:31.279
of grouped these all together because it's all

01:19:31.279 --> 01:19:34.520
the same, kind of the same shit. Number five,

01:19:34.739 --> 01:19:38.899
Ronald Reagan, the AIDS crisis, Iran Contra,

01:19:39.220 --> 01:19:42.619
and the Reagan tax breaks for wealthy and big

01:19:42.619 --> 01:19:46.079
corpo. That's all tied at number five. Yeah.

01:19:46.239 --> 01:19:49.079
Because that was all that administration. That

01:19:49.079 --> 01:19:53.659
was that administration, yeah. Number four, overturning

01:19:53.659 --> 01:19:57.319
Roe v. Wade. Terrible. Unfucking believable.

01:19:57.760 --> 01:20:01.399
Number three, advancing the global scourge of

01:20:01.399 --> 01:20:05.779
late -stage capitalism. Wow. Wow. Yeah. It's

01:20:05.779 --> 01:20:07.579
a heavy one, but it's real and it's happening.

01:20:07.720 --> 01:20:11.779
Oh, yeah. And number two, electing Donald Trump

01:20:11.779 --> 01:20:15.890
twice. That's really good. Yeah. I'll save my

01:20:15.890 --> 01:20:19.069
number one. Yeah, we really shit the bed on that

01:20:19.069 --> 01:20:21.109
one. Yeah, that's uh, I kind of wish I had that

01:20:21.109 --> 01:20:27.590
on there. My number one is a tie. Whoa! It's

01:20:27.590 --> 01:20:31.670
a tie. Tied? A detergent? No, just a tie. Man,

01:20:31.750 --> 01:20:35.250
you must hate the smell. I do. Oh, clean laundry?

01:20:35.670 --> 01:20:39.010
Ew. Clean laundry? How gross. These jeans? I've

01:20:39.010 --> 01:20:44.119
worn them for five weeks straight. Slavery. Yeah.

01:20:45.300 --> 01:20:48.300
And the assassination of John F. Kennedy. You

01:20:48.300 --> 01:20:52.159
hear that CIA? You hear that? Assholes. Nice

01:20:52.159 --> 01:20:54.760
job. Could also add the assassination of MLK

01:20:54.760 --> 01:20:57.779
Jr. That could be on there as well. Yep. Yeah,

01:20:57.880 --> 01:21:01.359
that was... You hear that, FBI? Don't ask this.

01:21:01.920 --> 01:21:06.060
Yeah, that's... Every time I say the word slavery...

01:21:05.840 --> 01:21:08.180
there's a podcast i listen to called bad friends

01:21:08.180 --> 01:21:10.619
which is hilarious oh yeah i love those guys

01:21:10.619 --> 01:21:13.899
and bobby lee is just a funny well santino is

01:21:13.899 --> 01:21:16.539
funny too they're both funny and they had this

01:21:16.539 --> 01:21:19.539
little bit and they were talking about creating

01:21:19.539 --> 01:21:26.960
this movie um where he is the only Korean member

01:21:26.960 --> 01:21:30.399
of the Confederate Army. I remember you showed

01:21:30.399 --> 01:21:33.899
me that. Oh my god, that is funny. And he's like,

01:21:34.119 --> 01:21:35.979
Yeah, what would your name be? He goes Robert

01:21:35.979 --> 01:21:41.779
E Lee. I thought that was I thought there's hilarious.

01:21:42.520 --> 01:21:44.739
You know, he's like, What do we want? He goes

01:21:44.739 --> 01:21:48.819
slavery. It was so funny. It was I was crying.

01:21:50.319 --> 01:21:53.960
Yeah, but not great. Yeah, not great. We got

01:21:53.960 --> 01:21:55.899
rid of it. Is the kind way to say it. We got

01:21:55.899 --> 01:21:59.039
rid of it, but it took a while. Too long. Yeah.

01:21:59.720 --> 01:22:01.819
Even those pompous farmers who founded the country

01:22:01.819 --> 01:22:06.359
had a few. Or a dozen. Or a dozen. Or maybe mated

01:22:06.359 --> 01:22:08.680
with them and had offspring. Thomas Jefferson.

01:22:08.920 --> 01:22:11.159
Or stole their teeth and put them in their own

01:22:11.159 --> 01:22:16.439
skull. George. Yeah. Hey, dental problems. What

01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:19.579
are you gonna do? Jesus Christ. It's a joke.

01:22:20.000 --> 01:22:22.479
It's a joke. Yeah, we have to explain ourselves

01:22:22.479 --> 01:22:25.699
now because of the French. It's all their fault.

01:22:26.060 --> 01:22:28.939
Oh yeah, there's some backstory there. There's

01:22:28.939 --> 01:22:31.220
some backstory there. Oh my good lord. Just a

01:22:31.220 --> 01:22:33.680
slight beef with the French online. It's okay.

01:22:33.859 --> 01:22:36.460
Now Washington's pants are gonna come after us.

01:22:37.239 --> 01:22:41.220
My number one worst American fuckup, the two

01:22:41.220 --> 01:22:45.439
-party first -past -the -post system, in my opinion,

01:22:46.060 --> 01:22:50.199
has led Directly, indirectly, indirectly to where

01:22:50.199 --> 01:22:54.159
we are today. Yeah. It is precisely what we were

01:22:54.159 --> 01:22:56.800
warned about. A divided house cannot stand. Right.

01:22:56.800 --> 01:23:00.020
What do we do? We fucking divided it. Right in

01:23:00.020 --> 01:23:03.600
half. Yep. And then instead of doing, oh, I don't

01:23:03.600 --> 01:23:05.819
know, five, six different political parties where

01:23:05.819 --> 01:23:08.220
everyone could feel like, oh, well, I think that

01:23:08.220 --> 01:23:10.539
person represents me best. Right. And then doing

01:23:10.539 --> 01:23:13.300
ranked choice voting and having election day

01:23:13.300 --> 01:23:16.630
be a federal holiday so everyone votes. We decided,

01:23:16.770 --> 01:23:19.890
nah, fuck that. And then I went to college because

01:23:19.890 --> 01:23:24.149
that's stupid too. Oh, by far. I think that precisely

01:23:24.149 --> 01:23:27.470
is why we are where we are today. And I am 100

01:23:27.470 --> 01:23:31.189
% certain. Imagine how much more advanced we'd

01:23:31.189 --> 01:23:34.270
be if we didn't have all of that shit. We'd be

01:23:34.270 --> 01:23:37.020
so much further advanced. Right. And people would

01:23:37.020 --> 01:23:38.880
feel like they're being represented. They'd be

01:23:38.880 --> 01:23:42.340
represented. I think the overall quality of life

01:23:42.340 --> 01:23:44.479
for people would be better. We'd have cures for

01:23:44.479 --> 01:23:47.039
fucking diseases. Like, it would just be better.

01:23:47.300 --> 01:23:56.140
Right. Right. Anyway. Yeah. Anywho. That's my

01:23:56.140 --> 01:23:59.560
number one. That's, uh, that's, uh, that's it.

01:23:59.979 --> 01:24:02.069
That's... That's a great one. Yeah. And let us

01:24:02.069 --> 01:24:03.989
know, of course, lovely listeners, is there something

01:24:03.989 --> 01:24:06.149
we missed on the achievements list? Yeah. Is

01:24:06.149 --> 01:24:08.029
there something we missed on the fuck -ups list?

01:24:08.090 --> 01:24:10.210
No doubt. Or failed to mention, because I'm sure

01:24:10.210 --> 01:24:12.689
there were some things we skipped. I'm sure.

01:24:12.989 --> 01:24:16.130
There's a lot to pick from. Oh, yeah. There's

01:24:16.130 --> 01:24:18.210
a lot to pick from. There's a lot to pick from.

01:24:18.210 --> 01:24:21.989
There's a lot to pick from. Heck, UFC. Yeah.

01:24:22.310 --> 01:24:24.850
I mean, not this part. The second half. The second

01:24:24.850 --> 01:24:26.909
half. The second half. Yeah. It's not what makes

01:24:26.909 --> 01:24:29.960
America great. That's for sure. Yeah. Boy more

01:24:29.960 --> 01:24:35.300
CTE. Yay Yeah, didn't they do that whole gladiator

01:24:35.300 --> 01:24:38.079
thing once in Rome and then shortly after it

01:24:38.079 --> 01:24:40.880
fell apart Yeah, isn't that the whole point of

01:24:40.880 --> 01:24:44.500
like traditional martial arts is it's it's a

01:24:44.500 --> 01:24:47.220
sport, right? But you have protective gear so

01:24:47.220 --> 01:24:49.840
no one actually gets severely injured, right?

01:24:50.039 --> 01:24:52.159
but then you have people like dying in boxing

01:24:52.159 --> 01:24:55.460
rings and yeah and Like, their brains crumble

01:24:55.460 --> 01:24:58.199
by the age of 29 in the UFC. It's like, what?

01:24:58.220 --> 01:25:00.859
That's not a martial art. That's fucking gladiators,

01:25:01.180 --> 01:25:04.159
dude. People are dying young. Right. Like, the

01:25:04.159 --> 01:25:06.159
guy is on top of another guy, like, punch the

01:25:06.159 --> 01:25:09.180
head. Punch to the head. punch the head and like

01:25:09.180 --> 01:25:12.159
Jesus Christ he's already dead anytime now right

01:25:12.159 --> 01:25:14.239
stop it the ref is just like T posing in the

01:25:14.239 --> 01:25:16.840
corner like yes this is a fight he's sitting

01:25:16.840 --> 01:25:18.899
his vape and looking at his phone going oh shit

01:25:18.899 --> 01:25:21.340
yeah don't do that anymore please let them brawl

01:25:21.340 --> 01:25:24.859
let them brawl yeah and then like they go in

01:25:24.859 --> 01:25:26.640
there and do the thumbs up or thumbs down like

01:25:26.640 --> 01:25:33.880
a gladiator get the guillotine you shall fight

01:25:33.880 --> 01:25:49.359
no more Oh boy. Alright everybody we are in the

01:25:49.359 --> 01:25:55.539
home stretch of the season 6 finale 250 and happy

01:25:55.539 --> 01:25:59.109
birthday. Mr. Marka. Happy Squirrel Day. Happy

01:25:59.109 --> 01:26:01.210
Squirrel Day. Host Mark Maloney along with Aidan

01:26:01.210 --> 01:26:05.970
Maloney. And we now are on to our beer review.

01:26:06.729 --> 01:26:10.850
The official beer review. The official beer review

01:26:10.850 --> 01:26:15.130
here on the Mark Mo Show. And it is summertime,

01:26:15.729 --> 01:26:18.350
which means it is time for one of my favorite

01:26:18.350 --> 01:26:23.090
kinds of beer, which are shandies. Now, I rather

01:26:23.090 --> 01:26:27.220
enjoy making my own. sure if you do it properly

01:26:27.220 --> 01:26:32.119
which is a a lager beer you can even use a light

01:26:32.119 --> 01:26:38.439
which is fine and a carbonated lemonade like

01:26:38.439 --> 01:26:39.880
there's company called ice that makes a bunch

01:26:39.880 --> 01:26:42.000
of these drinks like they have a carbonated lemonade

01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:44.460
so you can find them they're more readily available

01:26:44.460 --> 01:26:47.600
to our neighbors to the north don't use regular

01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:50.020
lemonade because there's no there's no fizzy

01:26:50.020 --> 01:26:51.399
in it you're gonna flatten the beer you're gonna

01:26:51.399 --> 01:26:52.939
flatten the beer so it's not gonna be the same

01:26:52.939 --> 01:26:57.939
thing so i encourage finding some fizzy worst

01:26:57.939 --> 01:27:00.319
case scenario you could use a sprite or a seven

01:27:00.319 --> 01:27:04.779
up yeah or if you have a soda stream or a soda

01:27:04.779 --> 01:27:06.680
stream you could do that lemonade yourself you

01:27:06.680 --> 01:27:09.039
could do that yourself that's true too but carbonated

01:27:09.039 --> 01:27:10.239
lemonade is the way you want to go if you're

01:27:10.239 --> 01:27:12.680
going to create your own and then you can use

01:27:12.680 --> 01:27:17.659
a Oh God, a Miller Light, a Coors Light. Like

01:27:17.659 --> 01:27:19.899
that's what I would use. If you had like a Yangling,

01:27:19.899 --> 01:27:22.479
that would probably be really good. Yeah. And

01:27:22.479 --> 01:27:25.239
that carbonated lemonade. Ah, chef's kiss. Yes.

01:27:25.619 --> 01:27:28.479
But if you're not going to make your own, there

01:27:28.479 --> 01:27:32.119
are some out there that are pretty good. This

01:27:32.119 --> 01:27:35.859
one I had not seen before. It is a seasonal from

01:27:35.859 --> 01:27:38.920
the company Shiner. I will let Aiden get into

01:27:38.920 --> 01:27:43.619
that. This is the Shiner. Raspberry Lemonade

01:27:43.619 --> 01:27:48.180
Shandy. It is 4 .2 % ABV, so it's approximately

01:27:48.180 --> 01:27:51.340
what you would see in a light lager itself. It

01:27:51.340 --> 01:27:54.600
is from the Spetzel Brewery, hopefully I'm pronouncing

01:27:54.600 --> 01:27:58.460
that right. It is out of Shiner, Texas, US of

01:27:58.460 --> 01:28:01.399
A, regional brewery, so a little bit larger than

01:28:01.399 --> 01:28:04.640
your micro brews, but it's not like a Miller

01:28:04.640 --> 01:28:07.680
or a... An Anheuser -Busch or something. Correct.

01:28:08.479 --> 01:28:27.100
As they describe it, We'll be the judge of that

01:28:27.100 --> 01:28:31.199
today on our untapped app, where it is free,

01:28:31.199 --> 01:28:33.159
we're not sponsored by it, but we use it because

01:28:33.159 --> 01:28:36.380
we like ranking beers. On a scale from zero to

01:28:36.380 --> 01:28:38.079
five, we'll give you tasting notes. We're drinking

01:28:38.079 --> 01:28:41.640
it straight out the bottle today. And let us

01:28:41.640 --> 01:28:43.680
know, lovely listener, what you were enjoying.

01:28:44.340 --> 01:28:46.800
Yeah, I had to Google map it, because I'm like,

01:28:46.960 --> 01:28:49.100
where the hell is Shiner, Texas? I was very curious.

01:28:49.699 --> 01:28:51.760
My immediate thought is, yeah, it's got to be

01:28:51.760 --> 01:28:56.460
near Austin somewhere. It is somewhat near Austin.

01:28:56.779 --> 01:29:01.239
It is due, let me get this right, is due east

01:29:01.239 --> 01:29:06.439
of San Antonio. in southeast of Austin by a bit.

01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:10.180
It's a little out the ways. It is a small town.

01:29:10.659 --> 01:29:15.279
It is a very tiny town. And literally, when you

01:29:15.279 --> 01:29:17.779
pull it up on the map thing, the first thing

01:29:17.779 --> 01:29:22.319
you see is a Shiner truck. The Shiner branded

01:29:22.319 --> 01:29:24.939
F -250. And then a dog sitting under a Sputzel

01:29:24.939 --> 01:29:28.840
brewery sign. That's pretty wonderful. It actually

01:29:28.840 --> 01:29:33.079
looks really cool. Yeah, kind of Hollywood themed.

01:29:33.659 --> 01:29:38.680
Like, if I found myself in San Antonio or Austin,

01:29:39.020 --> 01:29:42.159
I might make a day drive. She only kisses me

01:29:42.159 --> 01:29:44.600
for the barbecue sauce in my beard. That is something

01:29:44.600 --> 01:29:49.279
on a Shiner sign. That's funny. Yeah, so Shiner,

01:29:49.600 --> 01:29:52.079
Texas. There you go. How about that? Yeah, the

01:29:52.079 --> 01:29:54.699
company is called Spetzel Brewery, spelled S

01:29:54.699 --> 01:29:57.779
-P -O -E -T -Z -L. Hopefully we're pronouncing

01:29:57.779 --> 01:30:00.340
that right. But it is out of Shiner, Texas. That's

01:30:00.340 --> 01:30:03.949
the name. The shandy that is correct. Yep. Absolutely

01:30:03.949 --> 01:30:09.050
very very interesting stuff anyway Rank on a

01:30:09.050 --> 01:30:12.250
scale from zero to five. Yes. Yes, we use we

01:30:12.250 --> 01:30:15.449
use the untapped app for that and So let's let's

01:30:15.449 --> 01:30:19.270
get to drinking some Shiner raspberry lemonade

01:30:19.270 --> 01:30:25.210
shandy slancho slancho Boy that is pleasant boy

01:30:25.210 --> 01:30:26.970
that raspberry smacks you in the face. Oh, yeah,

01:30:27.170 --> 01:30:29.130
and for a lot of beers that we've sampled over

01:30:29.130 --> 01:30:32.979
the years Like it'll say hints of chocolate or

01:30:32.979 --> 01:30:35.859
coffee or this or that and we tried them like

01:30:35.859 --> 01:30:38.340
Yeah, I didn't get that. Yeah, we had the one

01:30:38.340 --> 01:30:41.939
blood orange IPA The other right. Yeah, and it

01:30:41.939 --> 01:30:45.420
was like no. I don't wear I disagree because

01:30:45.420 --> 01:30:48.039
it's not there. This is a raspberry Oh, it smacks

01:30:48.039 --> 01:30:50.640
in the face. Absolutely that tart raspberry flavor

01:30:50.640 --> 01:30:55.439
is so damn good. Holy cow, brother and smooth

01:30:55.760 --> 01:30:58.500
I mean super smooth. Yeah, it's not bitter It

01:30:58.500 --> 01:31:01.760
is very specifically tart like the tartness you'd

01:31:01.760 --> 01:31:05.699
get from a raspberry or a lemon. That is remarkable.

01:31:05.899 --> 01:31:09.300
I Really like that. Yeah, it says specifically

01:31:09.300 --> 01:31:13.439
here beer brewed with agave and lemon and natural

01:31:13.439 --> 01:31:16.579
flavors So it's got agave and lemon. Yeah, I'm

01:31:16.579 --> 01:31:19.460
sure just raspberry flavor, but that is really

01:31:19.460 --> 01:31:23.239
remarkable Like it even smells really good. That

01:31:23.239 --> 01:31:28.369
is fantastic Enjoy that and you can I you can?

01:31:29.270 --> 01:31:32.930
Distinctualize the the the raspberry flavor and

01:31:32.930 --> 01:31:35.689
the lemon tartness the second sip. I got more

01:31:35.689 --> 01:31:40.250
lemon. Yeah, that's really fantastic Oh my goodness

01:31:40.250 --> 01:31:42.470
now the lovely listener. We're not sponsored

01:31:42.470 --> 01:31:44.789
by any no we're just trying to shoot you straight

01:31:44.789 --> 01:31:48.770
Yeah, is it good is it bad? We're beer aficionados,

01:31:48.770 --> 01:31:52.859
and this is a good one I'm going pretty high

01:31:52.859 --> 01:31:56.399
with this. I think this is fantastic. I enjoy

01:31:56.399 --> 01:32:00.899
this. That is so excellent. I'm going up to 425

01:32:00.899 --> 01:32:03.960
out of 5. That is definitely in the elite tier

01:32:03.960 --> 01:32:07.399
of things we have tried on this show. Probably,

01:32:08.039 --> 01:32:10.960
maybe one day we'll have to do a review of all

01:32:10.960 --> 01:32:13.220
of our untapped check -ins and be like, oh, here's

01:32:13.220 --> 01:32:16.100
what my top 25 is. That would be so super cool.

01:32:16.140 --> 01:32:19.439
This might be sneaking into my top 25. Oh, it's

01:32:19.439 --> 01:32:21.920
in mine. Might be sneaking in there. Yeah, that's

01:32:21.920 --> 01:32:26.600
a 425 out of 5, I really like that. Wow, so excellent.

01:32:27.859 --> 01:32:31.479
I got 4 .5. Going up to 4 .5, nice. 4 .5, that

01:32:31.479 --> 01:32:34.180
might be one of my highest rankings yet. I think

01:32:34.180 --> 01:32:37.460
there was a stout I tried in Chicago once that

01:32:37.460 --> 01:32:42.640
I think I had it at 4 .5. But yeah, that is excellent.

01:32:43.119 --> 01:32:46.659
That is top tier for sure. 100 % agree. Wow,

01:32:46.840 --> 01:32:50.279
very wonderful. And summary. You called it. It's

01:32:50.279 --> 01:32:52.579
summery. Like most shandies are, but this is

01:32:52.579 --> 01:32:54.880
like... Oh, even more so. Oh my god. Even more

01:32:54.880 --> 01:32:57.460
so. And the thing is, as far as fruit goes, I'm

01:32:57.460 --> 01:33:01.180
not a big fruit guy, but there are certain flavors

01:33:01.180 --> 01:33:03.819
that I do enjoy. I like cherry, I like lemonade,

01:33:03.979 --> 01:33:08.359
things like that. And raspberry, not high on

01:33:08.359 --> 01:33:12.420
my list, but this is really great. The raspberry

01:33:12.420 --> 01:33:18.420
and lemon is such a fantastic... Mix. And I'm

01:33:18.420 --> 01:33:21.619
sure, I wonder then if they added the agave for

01:33:21.619 --> 01:33:24.239
sweetness to counterbalance. I bet they did.

01:33:24.439 --> 01:33:26.539
The tartness. The tartness, yeah. Of the two

01:33:26.539 --> 01:33:30.220
fruits in there. Very, very well crafted. Well

01:33:30.220 --> 01:33:32.659
crafted. They did an excellent job on that. Well

01:33:32.659 --> 01:33:35.500
done, Shiner. Now, here's the thing. When we

01:33:35.500 --> 01:33:38.680
do this kind of thing, and we have a very pleasant

01:33:38.680 --> 01:33:41.159
experience, I'm going to look at other Shiner

01:33:41.159 --> 01:33:44.119
products now. Sure. We did try, what did we try

01:33:44.119 --> 01:33:47.460
of theirs? recently. Didn't we try something

01:33:47.460 --> 01:33:50.460
of theirs? I don't think it was the Bach, although

01:33:50.460 --> 01:33:52.420
the Shiner Bach I think is their most popular

01:33:52.420 --> 01:33:54.319
product if I'm correct. I think you're right

01:33:54.319 --> 01:33:59.640
there. Yeah, we tried their... No, maybe we didn't.

01:33:59.739 --> 01:34:01.479
This might be the first Shiner one we tried.

01:34:01.819 --> 01:34:04.819
I think you're right. Mm -hmm. Yeah, and flavor

01:34:04.819 --> 01:34:08.560
profiles. I just picked raspberry, lemony, and

01:34:08.560 --> 01:34:11.260
sweet. Yeah, I picked those three and I added

01:34:11.260 --> 01:34:14.970
tart. because that tartness is so crisp. Yeah.

01:34:15.529 --> 01:34:18.069
But not overwhelming, which is impressive. Totally

01:34:18.069 --> 01:34:24.989
agree. So good. In our untapped app, we do unlock

01:34:24.989 --> 01:34:28.439
badges. And the badge, I unlocked. Cheers to

01:34:28.439 --> 01:34:31.159
independent U .S. craft breweries, level 13.

01:34:31.539 --> 01:34:33.859
Oh, hell yeah. Cheers, beer patriot. You are

01:34:33.859 --> 01:34:36.079
supporting the small independent American craft

01:34:36.079 --> 01:34:39.000
brewer. When you see the seal shaped like an

01:34:39.000 --> 01:34:41.100
upside down beer bottle, that's independence.

01:34:41.100 --> 01:34:43.880
You're tasting. Try five more to earn level 14.

01:34:44.279 --> 01:34:46.380
Sounds like a challenge. It does sound like a

01:34:46.380 --> 01:34:48.539
challenge. Hmm, it's a thought. It's a thought.

01:34:48.640 --> 01:34:52.000
I also unlocked verified adventure badge level

01:34:52.000 --> 01:34:55.159
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01:34:55.159 --> 01:34:58.159
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01:35:04.079 --> 01:35:07.380
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01:35:07.380 --> 01:35:10.920
five more for level 16. Oh nice. So how about

01:35:10.920 --> 01:35:14.369
that? free badges don't mind if i do i will take

01:35:14.369 --> 01:35:17.829
those badges for sure ah good stuff did you get

01:35:17.829 --> 01:35:22.029
me i did not no sadly i mean i must be in between

01:35:22.029 --> 01:35:24.649
badges you must be yeah you don't need no stinking

01:35:24.649 --> 01:35:27.750
badges watch next week i'm gonna get like 10

01:35:27.750 --> 01:35:30.229
of them you'll get like 10 yeah uh so i would

01:35:30.229 --> 01:35:33.460
recommend um You know, we're here in Northwest

01:35:33.460 --> 01:35:36.399
Indiana, near Chicago, and we're able to get

01:35:36.399 --> 01:35:40.880
Shiner. It is a Texas beer, so I assume there

01:35:40.880 --> 01:35:45.439
is some macro distribution there. Sure. So chances

01:35:45.439 --> 01:35:47.380
are, if you are listening anywhere in America,

01:35:47.899 --> 01:35:49.619
you'll probably be able to get Shiner products.

01:35:49.859 --> 01:35:52.140
Give it a try. Give it a try. It's just such

01:35:52.140 --> 01:35:55.039
a refreshing summer beer. You know, I imagine

01:35:55.039 --> 01:35:57.220
if you pull a cold one out of the fridge, you're

01:35:57.220 --> 01:35:59.340
sitting on your deck, it's kind of warm, a little

01:35:59.340 --> 01:36:02.380
bit of a breeze, got maybe a a bowl of pretzels

01:36:02.380 --> 01:36:05.239
or popcorn out there and you got this beer, you're

01:36:05.239 --> 01:36:07.479
in for a nice day. You're feeling good. You are

01:36:07.479 --> 01:36:10.720
definitely feeling good. Highly recommend. Now,

01:36:10.859 --> 01:36:12.979
typically we end the show with the world of weird

01:36:12.979 --> 01:36:19.060
news, but not today. Not today, Junior. We have

01:36:19.060 --> 01:36:22.859
a tier list. Tier listing. I know nothing about

01:36:22.859 --> 01:36:26.560
it. Aiden has crafted this. Much like Shiner

01:36:26.560 --> 01:36:30.199
crafted this beer. You'd think they're paying

01:36:30.199 --> 01:36:32.840
us money, but they're not. They're not. They're

01:36:32.840 --> 01:36:34.880
not. We're just clever. We're just fans. Yeah.

01:36:35.140 --> 01:36:38.659
So we're clever fans. Anyway, we're ending with

01:36:38.659 --> 01:36:40.439
a tier list. I have no idea what it's about,

01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:44.239
but let's let's let's do this thing. Tier listing

01:36:44.239 --> 01:36:50.020
a segment from an old podcast of mine where I

01:36:50.020 --> 01:36:55.760
make a tier list of anything and I give it to

01:36:55.760 --> 01:36:58.359
Mark Moe, and he used to rank them on a scale

01:36:58.359 --> 01:37:01.300
of F being the worst of the worst, D being bad,

01:37:01.340 --> 01:37:03.979
C being mid, B being good, A being great, and

01:37:03.979 --> 01:37:07.260
S being the best of the best. Of the best. Of

01:37:07.260 --> 01:37:11.439
the best. Now, we're going to be ranking American

01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:15.960
monuments into landmarks. Oh, okay. You can rank

01:37:15.960 --> 01:37:19.340
these however you like, whatever. There's, I

01:37:19.340 --> 01:37:21.779
mean, I don't want to steal the no rules policy,

01:37:21.840 --> 01:37:25.180
but there is one rule. Uh oh. I get my final

01:37:25.180 --> 01:37:28.880
say. Oh. So I can make little tweaks if I want

01:37:28.880 --> 01:37:31.600
to. Okay. If you say something's an A and I don't

01:37:31.600 --> 01:37:33.979
like it, I'll make it an A minus. Oh, shit. Because

01:37:33.979 --> 01:37:37.239
I'm brutal like that. Oh, no. So there is one

01:37:37.239 --> 01:37:40.279
rule, and that is I'm the Judge Jereen Executioner.

01:37:40.279 --> 01:37:44.800
Oh, shit. I'm scared now. Anyway, American monuments

01:37:44.800 --> 01:37:48.619
and landmarks. We'll start off with maybe one

01:37:48.619 --> 01:37:51.720
of the more popular ones, the Statue of Liberty.

01:37:52.850 --> 01:37:56.670
Statue of Liberty. This is a good one. It's iconic.

01:37:57.050 --> 01:37:59.369
Given to us by France. Given to us by France.

01:37:59.369 --> 01:38:06.090
Our best friends. Thanks, France. It is a symbol

01:38:06.090 --> 01:38:10.510
to your tired, your weak, your poor, your immigrants,

01:38:11.350 --> 01:38:15.640
like what we used to stand for. Right. And it's

01:38:15.640 --> 01:38:17.500
just, it's there, you know, for people that are

01:38:17.500 --> 01:38:20.239
coming across the ocean, ships, whatever, and

01:38:20.239 --> 01:38:25.460
you see just this symbol of hope. It's pretty

01:38:25.460 --> 01:38:31.779
neat, iconic. Yeah. I give it a solid A. Solid

01:38:31.779 --> 01:38:34.899
A? Through and through? Yeah. I like that. No

01:38:34.899 --> 01:38:39.220
notes. Next up, the Grand Canyon. Grand Canyon.

01:38:39.439 --> 01:38:42.460
It's a big, big hole in the earth. One of the

01:38:42.460 --> 01:38:45.659
wonders of the world. That's what they say. That's

01:38:45.659 --> 01:38:47.579
what they tell me. That's what they tell me.

01:38:49.800 --> 01:38:52.920
I've seen it briefly. Well, twice, actually.

01:38:52.939 --> 01:38:55.039
Once from, like, actually inside an airplane.

01:38:55.239 --> 01:38:56.520
We fly over. It's like, oh, look at the big hole.

01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:04.560
I don't find it as spectacular as other things.

01:39:04.960 --> 01:39:08.979
It's kind of neat, but it's just... Oh, at the

01:39:08.979 --> 01:39:14.720
end of the day, it's a hole. I go C. You go C?

01:39:15.340 --> 01:39:18.779
Oh, man. OK, I'm going to add my plus. So C plus

01:39:18.779 --> 01:39:22.359
is going to be the final score. OK. But I, because

01:39:22.359 --> 01:39:24.520
I did enjoy being there. There's not a lot to

01:39:24.520 --> 01:39:26.439
do there. You just look at the canyon and then

01:39:26.439 --> 01:39:30.340
you leave. So C plus, I think, is fine. But I

01:39:30.340 --> 01:39:34.869
was kind of amazed when I was there. and we were

01:39:34.869 --> 01:39:37.789
at one of the lookout spots, it really felt like

01:39:37.789 --> 01:39:41.090
I was staring at a painting or a wallpaper. Like,

01:39:41.149 --> 01:39:43.850
it just didn't feel real. That's interesting.

01:39:44.189 --> 01:39:48.670
Like, in person, it's so fucking huge. Yeah.

01:39:48.689 --> 01:39:52.670
It is massive. And I really, like I was so far

01:39:52.670 --> 01:39:54.329
away from the other side, I literally, I think

01:39:54.329 --> 01:39:56.489
I was probably 12 or 13 when I saw it. So it

01:39:56.489 --> 01:39:58.829
could have just been like this childlike wonder.

01:39:59.310 --> 01:40:01.149
But it really felt like I was staring at a painting.

01:40:01.170 --> 01:40:04.180
I'm like, that's incredible. which is the reason

01:40:04.180 --> 01:40:07.500
I add the plus. So C plus could be the Grand

01:40:07.500 --> 01:40:10.859
Canyon's final score. Fair enough. Next up, the

01:40:10.859 --> 01:40:16.279
Indiana Dunes. Indiana Dunes right here in the

01:40:16.279 --> 01:40:27.760
region. It's a lake. It's water. There's big

01:40:27.760 --> 01:40:32.000
mounds of sand. All formed from the glaciers

01:40:32.000 --> 01:40:37.140
of the past. Pretty amazing. It's actually actually

01:40:37.140 --> 01:40:41.479
there's a good hiking and biking system throughout,

01:40:41.739 --> 01:40:44.220
which is kind of neat. That's true. Which is

01:40:44.220 --> 01:40:47.399
more like the woods and just the natural area

01:40:47.399 --> 01:40:51.220
as opposed to the actual sand dunes themselves.

01:40:51.840 --> 01:40:54.640
There's a Mount Baldy. So it's it's technically

01:40:54.640 --> 01:40:56.819
called Mount Baldy. I don't think it's technically

01:40:56.819 --> 01:40:59.380
a mountain. I don't think it has that elevation.

01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:03.939
but it's a lot of sand and it's piled up. So

01:41:03.939 --> 01:41:10.739
I'll give that a B minus. B minus? That's fair.

01:41:11.300 --> 01:41:15.260
We'll go B minus on that. I think I would be

01:41:15.260 --> 01:41:18.399
more argumentative if all the local industry

01:41:18.399 --> 01:41:20.659
didn't pollute the fuck out of the lake and make

01:41:20.659 --> 01:41:23.720
it essentially unswimmable. Oh yeah. Like you

01:41:23.720 --> 01:41:25.500
dip your head in that water, you exit with an

01:41:25.500 --> 01:41:29.520
air infection. Yep, I did. Yeah. It's just foul

01:41:29.520 --> 01:41:32.479
how we've treated Lake Michigan. Yep. So B -

01:41:32.479 --> 01:41:35.600
for the Indiana Dunes. Next up, Gateway Arch.

01:41:36.760 --> 01:41:39.989
The Gateway Arch. The finest of St. Louis. The

01:41:39.989 --> 01:41:45.510
mighty Mississippi. Ah, the old man. Deep river.

01:41:46.350 --> 01:41:50.649
Heart lies over Jordan. Dad, I think we missed

01:41:50.649 --> 01:41:55.210
our exit. That's OK. We got over the river. Yeah,

01:41:55.210 --> 01:41:57.890
I've known people that have gone up in it. And

01:41:57.890 --> 01:42:01.289
it's just kind of one of those experiences like,

01:42:01.869 --> 01:42:05.670
ah, OK. It's kind of like a rickety elevator.

01:42:05.670 --> 01:42:08.899
And you're going like. in an arch, you know,

01:42:09.159 --> 01:42:11.579
diagonal up and over, so it's a little trippy,

01:42:12.020 --> 01:42:14.960
because I've been to the top, and it's cool,

01:42:15.260 --> 01:42:17.260
like it's, whoa, I'm high up now, I can stare

01:42:17.260 --> 01:42:19.600
down at St. Louis, and then that's the downside,

01:42:19.760 --> 01:42:22.020
you're staring down at St. Louis, which is like,

01:42:22.079 --> 01:42:23.979
wow, they could have put this somewhere cooler.

01:42:24.579 --> 01:42:28.560
Right, because St. Louis is boring. Yeah, kind

01:42:28.560 --> 01:42:32.279
of boring. Kind of boring. Neither good nor bad,

01:42:32.380 --> 01:42:35.159
this is... Or it's kind of a fun arch being up

01:42:35.159 --> 01:42:36.659
there was cool, but then I looked down at this

01:42:36.659 --> 01:42:38.779
boring city I'm like what are we doing here?

01:42:38.920 --> 01:42:41.100
Yeah? What do you guys have the Cardinals? They're

01:42:41.100 --> 01:42:44.140
whack. Yeah, you guys drink that water. Hey,

01:42:44.140 --> 01:42:49.960
Jesus Has their bushes here. Oh, yeah now I get

01:42:49.960 --> 01:42:56.220
it. Yeah See see that's good. That's fair next

01:42:56.220 --> 01:43:00.579
up Mount Rushmore now if you examine the history

01:43:00.579 --> 01:43:03.630
of how how all of that went down and the politics

01:43:03.630 --> 01:43:06.609
behind it. It's kind of a shitty deal. It was

01:43:06.609 --> 01:43:08.890
the Six Grandfathers, I believe. Mm -hmm. Was

01:43:08.890 --> 01:43:11.229
the original monument. Was the original monument.

01:43:11.670 --> 01:43:14.689
Now, granted, there's a whole story there. So,

01:43:14.729 --> 01:43:18.130
you know, do rich white douchebags play a role

01:43:18.130 --> 01:43:21.369
in everything, of course. But their people kind

01:43:21.369 --> 01:43:25.310
of sold their people out, too. So you have some

01:43:25.310 --> 01:43:28.659
of that. So it's like... Take the good, you take

01:43:28.659 --> 01:43:30.439
the bad, right? That's been kind of the theme

01:43:30.439 --> 01:43:35.020
of the show. So I'm going to grade it as just

01:43:35.020 --> 01:43:38.140
what it is, which is kind of a neat thing to

01:43:38.140 --> 01:43:42.020
see. And we did see it. Saw it at night. All

01:43:42.020 --> 01:43:45.489
lit up. all lit up, which was really super cool.

01:43:45.989 --> 01:43:48.949
And like when you park there, you have to take

01:43:48.949 --> 01:43:51.909
this long path to kind of get back to it. And

01:43:51.909 --> 01:43:54.149
there's all these different state flags and everything

01:43:54.149 --> 01:43:56.630
that are all kind of down this long walkway.

01:43:56.890 --> 01:43:59.670
And like there's this arena where you can sit.

01:44:00.090 --> 01:44:02.210
So I don't know if like they do things or have

01:44:02.210 --> 01:44:04.270
fireworks or whatever they do sometime, but there

01:44:04.270 --> 01:44:06.149
is like a little amphitheater thing where you

01:44:06.149 --> 01:44:09.289
can kind of sit. It's kind of fun. And a place

01:44:09.289 --> 01:44:11.270
where you can walk into that talks about kind

01:44:11.270 --> 01:44:13.829
of how it was made. I do find it fascinating.

01:44:13.909 --> 01:44:16.029
I think if they try to put Trump's face on it,

01:44:16.029 --> 01:44:19.890
I think I'll never go there again. Yeah. But

01:44:19.890 --> 01:44:21.909
I find it fascinating. I would probably give

01:44:21.909 --> 01:44:26.090
it a solid B. Solid B? B for Mount Rushmore.

01:44:26.689 --> 01:44:31.109
Next up, Alcatraz Island. Yeah, what a neat thing.

01:44:32.250 --> 01:44:36.409
I've been to San Francisco before. We talked

01:44:36.409 --> 01:44:38.779
about going out there. I think the seas were

01:44:38.779 --> 01:44:41.439
a little rough that day, so they didn't run whatever

01:44:41.439 --> 01:44:43.699
ship out there and my parents didn't want to

01:44:43.699 --> 01:44:45.640
go or something, so we just ended up not doing

01:44:45.640 --> 01:44:48.699
it. Probably your papa, because he didn't like

01:44:48.699 --> 01:44:50.220
heights and he didn't like being on the rough

01:44:50.220 --> 01:44:52.399
water, so I just think that was... That's fair,

01:44:52.680 --> 01:44:54.520
honestly. That's fair, yeah. Totally fair assessment.

01:44:54.659 --> 01:44:56.520
I get that. Yeah, why do you want to go out there

01:44:56.520 --> 01:45:00.319
and be like, blah, work, yeah, wow, prison. My

01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:03.739
favorite. My favorite, yeah. So I kind of get

01:45:03.739 --> 01:45:08.060
that. but still something incredibly fascinating

01:45:08.060 --> 01:45:11.800
to see, just that you'd have this area of the

01:45:11.800 --> 01:45:15.500
country that is so unique and beautiful, and

01:45:15.500 --> 01:45:17.640
it's topography and geography and everything,

01:45:18.159 --> 01:45:21.399
and be like, hey, Jimmy, yeah, you think we can

01:45:21.399 --> 01:45:25.720
throw a jail out there? Make it maximum security,

01:45:26.039 --> 01:45:28.279
too. Throw real bad people out there. And if

01:45:28.279 --> 01:45:30.479
they're like, hey, I got away, they got a swimming

01:45:30.479 --> 01:45:34.279
and a shark eats them. Oh, that's a great idea!

01:45:34.800 --> 01:45:37.619
Hey, that's a good idea. Let me call up my contractor

01:45:37.619 --> 01:45:39.659
buddies right now. Let's go. I got something

01:45:39.659 --> 01:45:45.380
to build. Um... Gap. Oh man, where would it rank

01:45:45.380 --> 01:45:48.619
though? Yeah. That's the question. Because it's

01:45:48.619 --> 01:45:55.159
not... C+. C +, that's fair. That's fair. Next

01:45:55.159 --> 01:45:59.520
up, local once again, Cloudgate. Or as we happen

01:45:59.520 --> 01:46:04.640
to call it, The Bean. I love Chicago. I love

01:46:04.640 --> 01:46:06.640
every part of it. I think it's the best American

01:46:06.640 --> 01:46:10.180
city in the summertime. It's kind of brutal in

01:46:10.180 --> 01:46:13.640
the wintertime. As as American cities go, if

01:46:13.640 --> 01:46:17.520
we were to do someday a tier listing of American

01:46:17.520 --> 01:46:22.119
cities, I think Chicago gets an S. We'll do that

01:46:22.119 --> 01:46:27.779
another time, though. The thing about Cloud Gate,

01:46:27.939 --> 01:46:31.470
though, is it's just kind of dumb looking. Really

01:46:31.470 --> 01:46:34.350
is just it's kind of it's kind of like who dropped

01:46:34.350 --> 01:46:36.789
the big shiny jelly bean in the middle of this

01:46:36.789 --> 01:46:41.569
park Dude, I love art. I love the Art Institute

01:46:41.569 --> 01:46:44.310
moneys mayonnaise Rembrandt's I love all that

01:46:44.310 --> 01:46:47.109
shit even some modern stuff like Warhol and all

01:46:47.109 --> 01:46:50.409
that It's you have great museums in Chicago's

01:46:50.409 --> 01:46:53.949
van Gogh. Oh my god. Love him But then you got

01:46:53.949 --> 01:46:57.119
a bean and it's like No, it's Skygate. You're

01:46:57.119 --> 01:46:58.720
supposed to be able to see the skyline. Well,

01:46:58.720 --> 01:47:00.880
I can see the skyline. I can just look at it.

01:47:00.920 --> 01:47:02.880
I don't need to look at a big shiny bean and

01:47:02.880 --> 01:47:04.199
be like, oh, there it is. Well, yeah, just turn

01:47:04.199 --> 01:47:06.880
around. I think it's the fascination, because

01:47:06.880 --> 01:47:09.420
I do get this. I think it's the fascination with

01:47:09.420 --> 01:47:13.319
curved mirror surfaces where, like, if you've

01:47:13.319 --> 01:47:17.159
ever seen a concave mirror and how trippy that

01:47:17.159 --> 01:47:20.300
looks or, like, the bean, which is a convex mirror

01:47:20.300 --> 01:47:24.960
of sorts, it is kind of fascinating. Yeah, I

01:47:24.960 --> 01:47:29.970
agree. You can also go to a funhouse. I'm just

01:47:29.970 --> 01:47:34.869
gonna, oh man. And see I can't, I can't, I can't

01:47:34.869 --> 01:47:36.770
grade it what I graded the arch because it's

01:47:36.770 --> 01:47:41.489
St. Louis. This is true. C plus? C plus for Cloudgate.

01:47:41.829 --> 01:47:45.050
Cloudgate plus. That's fair. No notes there.

01:47:45.550 --> 01:47:49.970
Next up, Niagara Falls. Been there. It is really

01:47:49.970 --> 01:47:52.109
cool. I learned a lot about it when I was there.

01:47:52.590 --> 01:47:54.970
Is the American side better or the Canadian side?

01:47:55.199 --> 01:47:58.220
Because I know you can visit both. I've heard

01:47:58.220 --> 01:48:00.380
the Canadian side is better. That is the side

01:48:00.380 --> 01:48:03.539
I was on. Oh, OK. I was not on the American side.

01:48:04.579 --> 01:48:09.380
But it's really an amazing thing to see. They

01:48:09.380 --> 01:48:12.100
harness so much power from that thing, which

01:48:12.100 --> 01:48:16.720
is kind of cool, too. And it actually retreats,

01:48:16.720 --> 01:48:18.920
apparently, a little bit every year through erosion.

01:48:19.060 --> 01:48:23.350
Yeah. So that was kind of a cool fact, too. I

01:48:23.350 --> 01:48:28.329
liked it a lot. I go B+. B +, solid. The Golden

01:48:28.329 --> 01:48:31.930
Gate Bridge. To be fair, I'm not a height guy.

01:48:32.909 --> 01:48:35.250
Oh, you and me both. Going over like a big tall

01:48:35.250 --> 01:48:39.489
bridge makes parts of me tingle. And that's not

01:48:39.489 --> 01:48:42.810
always like a good tingle. Sure. So I don't always

01:48:42.810 --> 01:48:46.989
like that. But as far as its construction and

01:48:46.989 --> 01:48:51.340
how it looks... Awesome. Is it the world's or

01:48:51.340 --> 01:48:55.539
the country's largest suspension bridge? I don't

01:48:55.539 --> 01:49:00.229
think world. Probably the country's. Yeah. And

01:49:00.229 --> 01:49:02.090
it could end up being the Sunshine Bridge, too.

01:49:02.149 --> 01:49:04.229
I'm not 100%. We'll have to do some off -air

01:49:04.229 --> 01:49:07.189
research on that. But I think it's beautiful.

01:49:07.750 --> 01:49:10.949
I like actually coming in from the city, going

01:49:10.949 --> 01:49:12.989
back out over the Golden Gate Bridge, because

01:49:12.989 --> 01:49:15.350
you see this area called Sausalito, which is

01:49:15.350 --> 01:49:18.250
just an amazing, once again, geography and topography.

01:49:18.369 --> 01:49:21.069
It's just so cool because it's like this mountainside

01:49:21.069 --> 01:49:24.199
town. that looks like a bunch of steps and these

01:49:24.199 --> 01:49:26.239
homes like make the steps and it just goes up

01:49:26.239 --> 01:49:28.020
and up and up and it's just really a neat thing

01:49:28.020 --> 01:49:31.819
to see. Yeah. I give it an A. I like it. A? That's

01:49:31.819 --> 01:49:34.020
awesome. Might have been S tier but I don't like

01:49:34.020 --> 01:49:38.060
I's. I'll move it to an A plus. I'll move my

01:49:38.060 --> 01:49:40.239
judge hand. I'll give it an A plus because I

01:49:40.239 --> 01:49:42.619
love the engineering behind. Oh it's phenomenal.

01:49:42.899 --> 01:49:46.439
Massive bridges. It's crazy. Next up Yellowstone

01:49:46.439 --> 01:49:50.939
National Park. Now. I'm not going to try to take

01:49:50.939 --> 01:49:55.159
the view of it from the fact it's going to end

01:49:55.159 --> 01:49:58.239
up being the demise of most American citizens

01:49:58.239 --> 01:50:01.539
once that volcano explodes. That's not going

01:50:01.539 --> 01:50:04.439
to happen. Come on. We're all going to die. Well,

01:50:04.460 --> 01:50:07.460
that's true. Well, that's a true statement. This

01:50:07.460 --> 01:50:09.699
is true. We're all going to die. Just a little

01:50:09.699 --> 01:50:12.720
sooner once that thing blows its top. Yep. This

01:50:12.720 --> 01:50:15.119
is like, well... We got about 15 minutes. What

01:50:15.119 --> 01:50:17.539
do you want to do? What do you want to do? Let's

01:50:17.539 --> 01:50:21.239
go get a beef sandwich. And some beer. And other

01:50:21.239 --> 01:50:26.119
things. Yeah. Gorgeous. I love that part of the

01:50:26.119 --> 01:50:29.520
country. Kind of the Wyoming, Colorado, Montana,

01:50:29.720 --> 01:50:33.819
Idaho. It's just phenomenally beautiful. Is it

01:50:33.819 --> 01:50:37.420
S tier? It's S tier. S for Yellowstone. Yeah.

01:50:38.060 --> 01:50:40.840
I like that. Now these final 10, because this

01:50:40.840 --> 01:50:44.270
is a list of 20, these final 10. Rapid Fire.

01:50:44.529 --> 01:50:47.390
Okay. An old segment of ours. Yeah. Which we

01:50:47.390 --> 01:50:50.250
can include into your listing. Rapid Fire, Final

01:50:50.250 --> 01:50:55.210
Ten, the Sears Tower. Amazing structure, I'm

01:50:55.210 --> 01:50:57.550
glad you still called it the Sears Tower, A+.

01:50:57.550 --> 01:51:01.250
A +, I like that. The Empire State Building.

01:51:02.029 --> 01:51:04.989
Once again, iconic structure, the beginning of

01:51:04.989 --> 01:51:09.850
what skyscrapers are and were. A. A, I like that.

01:51:10.050 --> 01:51:14.619
Solid. The Alamo. The Alamo I've heard much smaller

01:51:14.619 --> 01:51:17.819
and less impressive in person. I've heard historically

01:51:17.819 --> 01:51:24.560
significant Be be solid the great smoky mountains.

01:51:24.699 --> 01:51:34.119
We've been there pretty neat bears Be be solid

01:51:34.119 --> 01:51:37.770
I like that the Seattle Space Needle Kind of

01:51:37.770 --> 01:51:40.510
cool. We saw that from our rooftop of our hotel.

01:51:40.510 --> 01:51:43.270
This is true right there. So super cool beautiful

01:51:43.270 --> 01:51:46.050
Yeah, I'm so cool. See how's great city. I can't

01:51:46.050 --> 01:51:49.250
wait to go back I do like the space needle architecturally

01:51:49.250 --> 01:51:55.890
very neat a a solid I like it Yosemite Yosemite

01:51:55.890 --> 01:51:58.649
same thing as Yellowstone, although I don't know

01:51:58.649 --> 01:52:00.970
if I would grade it s -tier. We'll go a plus

01:52:00.970 --> 01:52:04.250
a plus That's how I can get behind that the 9

01:52:04.250 --> 01:52:11.300
-eleven memorial site Nice tribute to an incredibly

01:52:11.300 --> 01:52:14.119
shitty day and shitty period in our history.

01:52:16.359 --> 01:52:18.739
I don't know, depressing though. B. B? Solid.

01:52:19.260 --> 01:52:24.239
The Hoover Dam. Amazing. What a feat of engineering.

01:52:24.619 --> 01:52:26.239
Right, that we could do that. Just absolutely

01:52:26.239 --> 01:52:29.859
amazing. And sadly, just due to water issues

01:52:29.859 --> 01:52:33.279
in the West, probably will just be a thing to

01:52:33.279 --> 01:52:38.180
see and not needed for water distribution. This

01:52:38.180 --> 01:52:40.199
used to hold back water. It used to hold back

01:52:40.199 --> 01:52:42.420
a lot of water, so that wouldn't flood. Your

01:52:42.420 --> 01:52:44.279
grandparents used to be able to drink this thing

01:52:44.279 --> 01:52:47.840
called fresh water. I don't see water on either

01:52:47.840 --> 01:52:52.010
side. Well, this is decoration now. Yeah. Let's

01:52:52.010 --> 01:52:55.510
go S tier. S tier? I like that. The final two,

01:52:55.710 --> 01:52:58.829
penultimate one, the Liberty Bell. Liberty, it's

01:52:58.829 --> 01:53:02.449
got a crack in it. This is true. It's got a crack

01:53:02.449 --> 01:53:04.210
in it. Did they bring it? Come on, Philly, you

01:53:04.210 --> 01:53:05.710
gotta do a better job taking care of your bells.

01:53:06.329 --> 01:53:09.210
Take care of that bell, man. Liberty Bell, a

01:53:09.210 --> 01:53:12.270
lot of significance. I don't think it's significant

01:53:12.270 --> 01:53:16.329
in like actually really like what it is or the

01:53:16.329 --> 01:53:20.090
fact it got a crack in it. Yeah. But still cool.

01:53:20.239 --> 01:53:24.939
And a great symbol. I'm going to go A - because

01:53:24.939 --> 01:53:28.520
it's in Philadelphia. The final one of the day.

01:53:28.960 --> 01:53:32.960
Pearl Harbor National Memorial. That is something

01:53:32.960 --> 01:53:38.319
that more than the 9 -Eleven is just really significant

01:53:38.319 --> 01:53:41.760
and was such a turning point in this country's

01:53:41.760 --> 01:53:45.930
history. What a turning point. It's just unbelievable.

01:53:47.050 --> 01:53:51.829
And still very, very sad. But it lit a fire under

01:53:51.829 --> 01:53:56.470
this nation that sadly needed to be lit. Oh,

01:53:57.090 --> 01:54:00.250
S -tier. S -tier? Going S -tier. Beautiful. This

01:54:00.250 --> 01:54:02.350
completes our list. Let us know in the comments.

01:54:02.800 --> 01:54:05.020
or on socials, what you think of this list, what

01:54:05.020 --> 01:54:35.359
you would change. Memorial S. There we go. You're

01:54:35.359 --> 01:54:38.920
welcome. You're welcome. Happy birthday, America

01:54:38.920 --> 01:54:43.140
250. This is the end of the show and end of season

01:54:43.140 --> 01:54:46.399
six. We'll more than likely be taking a little

01:54:46.399 --> 01:54:48.760
bit of a break as we often do in between seasons,

01:54:49.239 --> 01:54:51.800
which kind of runs right into the holiday weekend,

01:54:51.819 --> 01:54:55.460
which is kind of perfect. So we may actually

01:54:55.460 --> 01:54:56.979
we're going to have some things. We're going

01:54:56.979 --> 01:54:59.310
to have an interview. with Kate Novak, she's

01:54:59.310 --> 01:55:01.789
an automotive detailer here in town. We had an

01:55:01.789 --> 01:55:05.109
amazing one hour conversation. So we'll get that

01:55:05.109 --> 01:55:07.329
up and going. We'll have some gaming content.

01:55:07.770 --> 01:55:11.090
And then after the holiday, we'll be back for

01:55:11.090 --> 01:55:15.010
season seven. uh more chaos and tomfoolery and

01:55:15.010 --> 01:55:17.710
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01:55:33.409 --> 01:55:35.789
thank you so much for listening six seasons in

01:55:35.789 --> 01:55:38.979
hopefully a lot more to come Damn right, don't

01:55:38.979 --> 01:55:40.659
explode your hand off with fireworks because

01:55:40.659 --> 01:55:43.180
there is no healthcare here. That's right.