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Heidi Ho, good neighbors. This is the Mark Mo

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Show podcast, season six, episode seven, Dives

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and Riots. God damn it. We're doing so good for

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a while. I haven't heard that shit in many episodes.

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God damn it This is called dives and riots. This

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is the season 6 episode 8 a Yeah Bite me 6 -7.

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Sies Siete. Sies Siete. I wonder, honestly, I wonder

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if that carried down there. Right, like Spanish

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-speaking kids were like, Sies Siete. Yeah, I'm

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like, you're about to start a war. Just shut

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your hole. It's Dives and Riots, and I just want

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to let you know you can find us on all podcast

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platforms and YouTube. I'd like to introduce

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you to my co -host, Producer, son, all around

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awesome dude, Aidan Maloney, how are you dude?

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Hola, doing pretty fantastic. Not necessarily

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under the weather, if anyone's worried that I

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sound like it. I just slept weird, like poorly,

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you know? So you're having a phlegm situation?

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Something like that, yeah. It's quite unfortunate,

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but I'm up, I'm kicking, slurping some caffeine.

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That's good. Because I don't know how to directly

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inject it. Like with an IV drip. Oh god, I wish

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I could. So I still, I'm one of the plebs that

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has to ingest caffeine. Yeah, yeah. We'll get

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there one day. I don't know quite what he's drinking

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over there, but it's a teeny tiny can and it

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has gobs of caffeine in it. Yeah, it's - With

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a warning. Yeah, it's a seven and a half ounce

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can, so it's a tiny can, but it's got 125 mils

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of caffeine in it. And it says, do not exceed

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more than one can during a 24 hour period. And

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I read that out to Mark Moe before we started,

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after bravely declaring that this is indeed my

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second can of the day. So, oopsie daisy, let's

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see how this pans out. Don't tell us what we

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can and can't do. Exactly. You put a little warning

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on the can while I wasn't planning on having

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to. Now I have to. Right. Because I'm built different.

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Oh, aren't we all? Aren't we all? Well, we are.

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Yeah, quite poorly, built poorly, but that is

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different. Speaking about people that are built

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poorly, I need to say one thing, okay? Before

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we get going, this happens, if this is one of

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these shows where we keep going off on tangents,

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ladies and gentlemen, you are in for a little

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bit of a treat. I am at a coffee shop in Valparaiso,

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Indiana, if you don't know where that is. pretty

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much smack dab in the country, just south of

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Lake Michigan. And yeah, so I'm at my favorite

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coffee shop, Fluid, in Valpo. I will give them

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props, because they're amazing. And so I'm there.

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I'm getting my caffeine in the morning. It's

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called a Voodoo. It's awesome. And I'm drinking

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that, getting going for the day. And so I get

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in my car, and like the way the streets are around

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there, there's like a courthouse in the middle

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of town, so you got to kind of drive around.

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So I'm driving around, and I'm waiting at this

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one light. There isn't a ton of traffic early

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on a Saturday morning. It is Saturday morning,

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by the way Maybe not when you listen to this,

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but I'm at the light and it's it's a gorgeous

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morning here. Beautiful outside. In Valparaiso.

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It's like low 70s, a light breeze. It's just

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perfect. So I have my window down and so I literally

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have my arm resting on my car door, window wide

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open, and I'm kind of rubbing my amazing new

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haircut by the way. It is a buzz cut and I'm

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just looking good. Anyway. It's all the rage

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these days. It's all the rage. I'm looking pretty

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great right now. So I'm just like sitting there

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and I'm rubbing my head and just enjoying the

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breeze while the light changes. and I noticed

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it, but maybe a two -second delay, and the person

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behind me is like, and I'm like, just changed

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my guy, relax. So I started slowly pulling forward,

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making a left -hand turn, and I look in the rear

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-view mirror, and this woman just looks like

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I murdered her family, and just like is so angry,

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and she's looking out her window like, and so

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I just stuck my hand out the window and I waved.

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I'm like, you know, for a hot second, I was like,

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I should just flip her off. And I'm like, nope.

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I'm going to wave. Like, how are you? And I think

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it made her angrier as I drove away. Good morning.

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Good morning, neighbor. I mean, really, guys.

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I mean, we need to chill out, people. We need

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to calm the fuck down. Shit's getting crazy.

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There is a different side to this coin, though.

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Like, I understand a couple second delay. Sometimes

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people are looking at their radio or doing whatever

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else, rubbing their hand in their nice new haircut.

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And then there's the other side of the coin where...

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You sit at the light and it turns green, and

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I'm behind someone that's clearly on their phone,

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and I'm trying to be patient, and more and more

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seconds pass, and I have to lay on the horn,

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and by the time they start going, the light's

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already yellow, which means I have to wait an

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entire second light cycle because this asshole

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wasn't paying attention. I do get that. There

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is a certain amount of patience we all should

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have, but if it's like... If I'm waiting there

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5, 6, 8, 10 seconds. No, I get that. I get that.

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This was literally maybe two tops. And it's not

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like I was even looking at my phone. I'm just

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sitting there enjoying the beautiful morning.

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And for her to be like that, I'm like, all right,

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babe, if you are that late, you should have left

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10 minutes ago. And that's a you problem, not

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a me problem. Yeah. That's exactly the way I

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look at it. Right. If that two seconds was the

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difference between you clocking in on time or

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not. Right. That's, homie, you could have just

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left a little earlier. That's all I'm saying.

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That's all I'm saying. Chill out, people. Anyway,

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oh, you're in for a treat today. I'm feeling

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hoppy. Spry. Spry. I am. Epic and cool. Kind

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of am I kind of am I I feel and I don't know

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if this is the Gen X in me coming out Because

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largely our generation has checked the fuck out

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I just want to say it feels good to do that.

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I'm not even gonna lie. I love the fact that

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Largely, and I know it's a broad generalization,

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but largely my generation has kind of looked

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at things and gone Nah, you know what? Really,

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I'm good. I'm checking out of Hotel America.

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I have had my share of this shit. And I kind

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of adopted that. And it's working for me at work.

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It's working for me at life. If there's people

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that love being around me and want to be with

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me and like part of that, amazing. If you don't...

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I don't have time for your bullshit. I don't

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have time for you And it's it's I feel better.

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Yeah, I really i'm starting to feel better and

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it's been a while because it's been a while It's

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been a while and and quite honestly, uh I put

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a lot into friendships and relationships. Always

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have, always will. My dad was the same way. I

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think this guy to my left is kind of that way,

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too. We invest a lot into our relationships.

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And so when shit doesn't work out, then it affects

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us. You know, a job we like doesn't work out.

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It affects us. And whatever the case might be,

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just as an example. But I don't know if I'm turning

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a corner or what the situation is. But I'm finding

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that, adopting that a little bit of where I just

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don't give a fuck. I just don't care. And I just

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kind of continue on with my day. It's been good.

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Yeah. And it's been a while since I've been able

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to sit here and be like, hey, it's good. That's

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bueno. So I don't know if I'm turning a corner

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or what the situation is. But yeah, not too...

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Not too shabby. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I've

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done similar in kind of in my distancing from

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social media that I've done over the last handful

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of years where I just don't I just don't log

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on. Yeah. Like I don't open Facebook. I don't

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open Twitter. I don't I don't open Instagram.

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Like the only one I use anymore is Reddit and

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that's just to like stay up on news and help

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prep for the show. And it's kind of nice, right?

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Because it's a lot more freeing to not feel obligated

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to interact with things online. And then I can

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just like do other stuff. Like my mind isn't

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preoccupied with the webosphere where I can just

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kind of... I don't know if dissociate is the

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right word, but it's close enough. Get enough

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enough like getting rid of the bullshit and I

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get that like I deleted my Facebook app off my

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phone and Like I'll have a tab on the internet

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part of my phone So if I do want to check into

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Facebook usually a promoting my stuff here or

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be saying happy birthday to people. That's it.

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That's pretty much what I use it for. I'll do

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a quick scroll on the feed if somebody's in the

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hospital or something going on. I do want to

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know that. It is still three quarters bullshit,

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which is why I'm not on it very much. I like

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the more visual. Social media. So just like insta

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people posting photos of shit and even though

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people used to get annoyed Like I mean got people

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taking a picture of their food I'd rather have

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people show me some awesome ass food theory.

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Yeah, then read up on a bunch of bullshit Yeah,

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so I I do actually kind of enjoy that because

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if I see something baller I'll be like Oh, that

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looks good. Where did they eat that? We've come

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full circle to appreciating the food from disliking

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those to now being like, all right, I guess I'm

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kind of on board. You know, so I do kind of like

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that, you know, sharing a cool event or what

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you've been eating or whatever. I would much

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rather see that if I'm just going to waste 10

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or 15 minutes on social media than the bullshit

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threads. I've actually spent more time on threads

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than any other platform lately because the algorithm

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seems to work. Because, like, a lot of stuff

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that I'm interested in, it's almost on my feed.

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Yeah. And so, whatever they're doing, and I believe

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they're owned by Metta. I think that's right.

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So, it's like, okay, if your threads people can

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figure this shit out, why is it that I go on

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to Facebook and, like, the first thing in my

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feed is a post some guy had five days ago. Right.

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What I would have loved to have seen that five

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days ago now. I'm seeing it now I'm not gonna

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comment on it because it's five days old right.

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It's so stupid But we could go on we could go

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on I'm telling you folks, this is a day. This

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is going to be a show for you. This is one of

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the days of all time. I don't know what it is.

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It's maybe my new attitude. Things are improving

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in my life. The show is 6 -7. I mean, who knows?

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There was a full moon. We just had a full moon.

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I mean, who knows what's going to happen here?

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I wonder if that's why I'm so tired. I turned

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into a werewolf yesterday. I think you did. And

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then got like allergies or something. Now, there's

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a couple of dead chickens in your yard, so there

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might be... I have no association with that.

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I don't know how that happened. Okay, fair enough.

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Yeah. Okay. Anyway, Aiden has his own YouTube

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gaming channel called Aiden Spelled the Right

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Way. New PC gaming content every week, GeoGuess

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or PolyBridge, Observation Duty, and tons and

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tons of content on horror... horror games? Horror

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games. Not horror games. He doesn't play games

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with whores in it. But I mean, you could. You

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could. They exist. Heavily edited. Yeah, right.

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Spend more time editing than playing the game.

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Exactly. That would be insane. Horror games.

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H -O -R -R -O -R. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Because

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sometimes it gets lost in translation. Sure.

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A little bit. Yeah. Like the transcript, the

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closed captions get a little confused. And it's

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like, man, these guys really love horror games.

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They like horror games. Well, quite frankly,

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so do I. Anyway, so what you've been doing on

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the old... the Aidan spell the right way. Well,

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I'm always trucking along with indie horror games.

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I think they're fantastic. There's one that I

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found very interesting that'll be going up. I

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think it's going up on Monday. It's called Take

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Care of the Dog. That's the name of the game.

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And it's like... So is it like a Tamagotchi or

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is that what those things are called? Tamagotchi.

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Tamagotchi. Yeah. So that's kind of what I expected.

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I'm like, oh, it'll be a fun little game. It's

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kind of like Doom -style graphics where it's

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a little pixelated and you just look left and

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right and walk around. That's kind of fun. You

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play ball with the dog. But then something happens.

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Uh -oh. To kill it? Hmm. No spoilers. You'll

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just have to watch the video. So that'll be going

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up. That one's super fun. I've been playing more

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simulator style games. I remember we talked about

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the unemployment simulator I played last week.

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That's still too close for me. I don't think

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I can play that one right now. So I've got a

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couple more on the docket. So it's just fun stuff.

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That's awesome. We'll definitely check it out.

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That's on YouTube. And also on YouTube is A &M

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Gaming. So basically what we've done is we take

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kind of the improv silliness that you guys love

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on this show, and we play games. So kind of like

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he does on his gaming platform. And we have a

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lot of fun with it. So we do things like, well,

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like GeoGuessr and Observation Duty. We've done

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some of... quizzes. Yeah. Buzzfeed quizzes. I

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always forget Buzzfeed. I don't know why. Buzzfeed

00:14:05.929 --> 00:14:08.090
quiz, and it's been around forever. Yeah. Buzzfeed

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quizzes. We actually, at some point, are going

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to get re -engaged with Dream Daddy. That is

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something special. We take breaks on it because

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sometimes it just, it gets too intense and some

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of the voices we do man. They were on us man.

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I change this one voice. I don't know how I'm

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going to get back to doing it again, but it's

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a storyboard game and it's a lot of fun and we

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do voices for all the different characters. And

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originally when we decided to do it, it's the

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main characters of this guy who's Devo, I don't

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know if he's single. I don't know if the wife

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died or divorced. I believe it's implied that

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she passed away. That she passed away. So there's

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a single dad and a teenage daughter and I told

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Ada and I said, you know, I'll do it, but you

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have to play the role of the dad and I will play.

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the teenage daughter, who is now a full -fledged

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alcoholic. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did not know it

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was going that direction. But if you tune in

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to those, you'll learn why. Yeah. There are certain

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rules we've made along the way. Absolutely. It

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leads to some funny things happening. I think

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so. I think so. So yeah, you guys have liked

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it. So at some point, we will get back to that.

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But check it out. You guys seem to like the GeoGuessr

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stuff that we do. We seem to get a little bit

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more engagement and likes and all that. So once

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again, on all our content, please like and share

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and all that kind of good stuff. We appreciate

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that very much. But anyway, anything else you

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want to add before we get cooking? No, I think

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we put our chef's hat on because we're about

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to start cooking. We are about to start cooking.

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We're so hopped up right now. It's insane. Like,

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I don't even know if I'd be able to do this show

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if I had an Adderall. I'm going to be completely...

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I'd probably be bouncing off the freaking walls

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right now. But at any rate, look, nothing beats...

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chicagoland in the summer and i honestly say

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that be like hey dude you're a homer and i'm

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like yeah but and and uh i've also been to like

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44 states and most of the major cities in this

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country so i do have some cred when i say this

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nothing beats chicagoland in the summer walks

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by the lake Exploring the dunes. Dining outdoors

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at your favorite restaurant or bar. Catching

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a ball game. Going to the dozens and dozens of

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neighborhood festivals and markets and all that

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kind of stuff. Warm summer nights are amazing

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here in Chicagoland. Just kind of... A little

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breeze off the lake. Get real. Having a cold

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beer. Looking up at the stars. you know, or getting

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lost during a night hike in the woods. That's

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a different story altogether that probably one

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other person knows. And nothing beats summer

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in Chi -Town, period. There's just, it's the

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best city. I can't say the world, because that

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I haven't been to. But I can say it's probably

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the best summer experience of the major cities

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in the United States. Fair. Fair point. I think

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it's a fair comment. So, summer... To me has

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a specific beginning and ending for many. It's

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as simple as Memorial Day Labor Day Also known

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as the when you can drink a gin and tonic time

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So always comes back to drinkies, which we'll

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be having soon So for the younger generation

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It can be as simple as and in beginning of school

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years, you know, and I kind of get that too for

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me It's the dive bar bus tour in northwest, Indiana

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And on the opposite end, Riot Fest and Douglas

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Park in Chicago. That's my son. It's kind of

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the beginning and the end of it. And so just

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to give you an idea, because for people outside

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the region, you're probably like, what's that?

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Dibar bus tour. That takes place this year, June

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13th. And they're on their fifth one. And it

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covers different parts of what we call the region.

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So we're part of Chicagoland, but Lake and Porter

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County in Northwest Indiana is also called the

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region. We are the only parts of Indiana that

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are considered central time, I believe. Well,

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La Porte too, yeah? Yeah, I believe it's those

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three, yeah. So La Porte is part of that as well.

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Didn't mean to exclude you, LePort. We love you.

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So, and Aidan's like, well. So anyway, we're

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Considered Chicagoland, so we're on Central Time,

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because there's a lot of people that live in

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one and work in the other and vice versa. So

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we're part of Chicago. We get their Chicago news.

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We get the Chicago sports. We're on Central Time.

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So we're actually kind of part of that, even

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though we're in the state of Indiana. So yeah,

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we're the cool part of Indiana. or by law, Chicagoland.

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Chicagoland, yes we are. That's been a moniker

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that we've had since like the 1930s, so we just

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didn't make that up. At any rate, we had this

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dive bar bus tour, and it takes place in different

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spots, and it always starts at the same place.

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It always starts at a bar called Lake Dale Ale,

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which is in Lowell, and we kind of bounce from

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there. So sometimes they'll go out to Valpo,

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they'll go out to Michigan City, they'll go out

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to Hobart, they'll go out to all these different

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places. This year, we are going to Cedar Lake,

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which is kind of a, it's kind of a cool, like

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you, you wouldn't imagine this lake being there

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if you're just like on the main roads. It just

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looks like this tiny ass, tiny little town. Yeah.

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Little Indiana town, right? You don't think much

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of it. But when you kind of Tool around these

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little weird roads. He gets a lake and you're

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like, well, it's kind of beautiful Yeah, this

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is pretty cool and there's lots of cool little

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bars and restaurants all along the lake if you

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take your time to go there so the dive bar bus

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tour is going to make a few stops in Cedar Lake

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and then they're coming back to Crown Point so

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in the region which we just discussed there are

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pretty much two main cities? Well, that's not

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true. If you look at Hammond and Gary, they're

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kind of their own thing up along the lake. They're

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close to the South Shore. They're close to the

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South Shore, but I guess as far as your county

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seats, the two cities are Valpo. in Porter County

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and Crown Point in Lake County. So we're going

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to end up in Crown Point, which is a very cool

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little downtown area. Lots of neat little bars

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there. Shout out to Zombie Club, which is on

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one of the stops this year, which I'm really

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psyched about. So, yeah, so we're just going

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to bounce around. It's a big bus that takes like

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70 people and they sell out every time. And we

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just bounce to each place. And the trick to it,

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number one is day drinking. Which is a lot more

00:21:04.450 --> 00:21:10.329
fun than you think. Okay, and then you encounter

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people that just get their night started like

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eight or nine o 'clock And you're like already

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done. You're just like yeah Check, please. Yeah,

00:21:17.390 --> 00:21:21.430
like I think my day's over but at any rate Yeah,

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it's it's it's just a different vibe. There's

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music on the bus. You're meeting a lot of different

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people You're just shooting the shit having a

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good time actually, maybe even do a little drinking

00:21:29.890 --> 00:21:32.069
on the bus Whatever the case might be but it's

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just a fun day and bounce in all these different

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places. They have themes so this theme is the

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80s, so I'm definitely in the market for like

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a mullet wig. If I can find one, I will wear

00:21:45.240 --> 00:21:50.259
that thing for sure, without a doubt. If not,

00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:52.700
I know I've got Iron Maiden t -shirts and that

00:21:52.700 --> 00:21:56.819
will fit the bill 100%. But yeah, so it's going

00:21:56.819 --> 00:21:59.119
to be a ton of fun. We're going to have a great

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time. And that is, I think, to be fair, a great

00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:07.670
start, a celebration, if you will. for the summer

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season. I think it's a great way to get started.

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By the way, if any of you folks listening or

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going on this, now that I'm on my third one,

00:22:14.690 --> 00:22:17.289
Aiden will be on his second one, we just want

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to make very clear to you that if you're on it

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and you're doing it and you are a noob, it is

00:22:22.829 --> 00:22:26.009
a marathon, it is not a sprint. I think the most

00:22:26.009 --> 00:22:29.170
fun Aidan and I had together on his first one

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was watching people drop. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Some

00:22:32.650 --> 00:22:34.670
of them were rough. And I mean, we were just

00:22:34.670 --> 00:22:36.269
getting to our third bar, and there were people

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already just sloshed. I'm like, guys, you gotta

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pace. I mean, this bus ain't stopping for three

00:22:43.049 --> 00:22:45.950
more hours. I mean. Yeah, like, it's before noon,

00:22:45.970 --> 00:22:50.150
and these kids, bless their hearts, quite dumb.

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Yeah. Quite dumb, and they're just. gone by like

00:22:53.849 --> 00:22:56.930
1130 it's like dude this doesn't wrap up to like

00:22:56.930 --> 00:23:02.269
5 p .m. right exactly yeah so it's it's a it's

00:23:02.269 --> 00:23:06.619
a thing man it is definitely a thing so Yes,

00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:09.319
so just pace yourself. You can always, you can

00:23:09.319 --> 00:23:11.460
always, you know, feel the need to pick up a

00:23:11.460 --> 00:23:14.380
little bit later in the day if you want. It always

00:23:14.380 --> 00:23:17.039
starts and finishes at Lake Dale. So Lake Dale's

00:23:17.039 --> 00:23:19.500
awesome because then you get back there. By the

00:23:19.500 --> 00:23:22.440
way, I know one of the bartenders, Gail, she

00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:24.359
used to be a bartender at 113 Northern Crown

00:23:24.359 --> 00:23:27.680
Point. She's now a bartender at Lake Dale. So

00:23:27.680 --> 00:23:29.279
it'll be cool because at the end of it, then

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I'll get to hang out with her as well. Will get

00:23:31.319 --> 00:23:33.019
to hang out with her, Aidan's better as well.

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So it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be great. They

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have they make pizzas and stuff. So You know

00:23:38.259 --> 00:23:39.980
if you want to have a couple of slices and another

00:23:39.980 --> 00:23:43.380
beer to kind of finish out the crawl That's that's

00:23:43.380 --> 00:23:46.140
that's a good day. It's allowed. Yeah, it's allowed

00:23:46.140 --> 00:23:50.480
or encouraged even so yeah, that's a great great

00:23:50.480 --> 00:23:56.099
beginning now That is that's the beginning as

00:23:56.099 --> 00:24:00.059
we say of the summer for for for me the summer

00:24:00.059 --> 00:24:04.069
ends for me with Riot Fest in Douglas Park in

00:24:04.069 --> 00:24:06.970
Chicago. Now Riot Fest is an alternative music

00:24:06.970 --> 00:24:10.289
festival held by Q101. Last year marked its 20th

00:24:10.289 --> 00:24:13.309
Riot Fest. I attended for the first time last

00:24:13.309 --> 00:24:17.089
year, 19 before that one, and I never had the

00:24:17.089 --> 00:24:18.809
opportunity to go or shit came up or whatever.

00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:21.900
But I just went by myself cuz they're like, you

00:24:21.900 --> 00:24:24.500
know, I'm like, well, I you know I told other

00:24:24.500 --> 00:24:27.400
people you want to go bye -bye my this and that

00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:29.660
a lot of people last -minute decision I'm like,

00:24:29.660 --> 00:24:32.319
yeah, so I just went by myself and I have to

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say it's maybe one of the best times I've ever

00:24:34.220 --> 00:24:37.960
had at live shows I think of all the bands that

00:24:37.960 --> 00:24:39.880
I saw, like some of the ones that really stuck

00:24:39.880 --> 00:24:42.400
out for me were like Front Bottoms, Knuckle Puck,

00:24:42.740 --> 00:24:45.079
James, Dropkick Murphys, Jack White, All Time

00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:49.160
Low, Weezer. That's maybe a fifth of the bands

00:24:49.160 --> 00:24:52.799
that played that day. Just awesome. The goire,

00:24:53.079 --> 00:24:54.980
he's just spitting their fake blood all around

00:24:54.980 --> 00:24:57.700
in Chevy. I mean, it's just crazy, crazy fun,

00:24:57.700 --> 00:25:00.480
right? And it's really a fair. I mean, there's

00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:04.180
food tents, all the beer you can drink, 312 Tall

00:25:04.180 --> 00:25:06.220
Boys. As soon as I saw that, I'm like, I'm in

00:25:06.220 --> 00:25:09.039
trouble. I gotta make it through the day, you

00:25:09.039 --> 00:25:12.819
know? So it was just so much fun. I went on one

00:25:12.819 --> 00:25:16.490
day. So this year... I'm definitely eyeing towards

00:25:16.490 --> 00:25:19.690
doing the whole weekend because I think it's

00:25:19.690 --> 00:25:23.829
great. Hopefully I can have the opportunity,

00:25:23.890 --> 00:25:26.029
maybe do like an Airbnb kind of thing so I don't

00:25:26.029 --> 00:25:28.569
have to keep going back and forth to the region,

00:25:28.890 --> 00:25:31.269
to Chicago. I think it would just be a lot easier

00:25:31.269 --> 00:25:33.150
if not maybe just crash with a friend or something.

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But here are some of the bands. Now, the headliners

00:25:38.170 --> 00:25:41.470
alone are enough to make me want to go. Tool,

00:25:42.190 --> 00:25:45.829
great. 21 Pilots. Awesome. Pierce the Veil. Rise

00:25:45.829 --> 00:25:49.950
Against. Alanis Morissette. Awesome. That's crazy.

00:25:50.109 --> 00:25:52.069
That's crazy right there. That's crazy. Like

00:25:52.069 --> 00:25:54.809
I would go to that show just based on that. Some

00:25:54.809 --> 00:25:56.829
of the other bands, and I think they did such

00:25:56.829 --> 00:26:02.329
an amazing job of like Gen Z, Millennials, Gen

00:26:02.329 --> 00:26:05.650
X, and taking the musical interests of all three

00:26:05.650 --> 00:26:07.950
and cramming them into a three -day weekend.

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Because it's just dotted with bands that all

00:26:10.759 --> 00:26:13.019
those generations have. And the cool thing is

00:26:13.019 --> 00:26:14.960
you go to this, and there's people that are 60,

00:26:15.059 --> 00:26:17.240
and there's people that are in their teens. And

00:26:17.240 --> 00:26:19.740
I'm like, that's with this. It goes back to the

00:26:19.740 --> 00:26:22.259
multi -generational thing, right? It's just like,

00:26:22.500 --> 00:26:25.700
this Riot Fest was kind of meant for that. And

00:26:25.700 --> 00:26:27.319
it's just so cool. Well, so are Iron Maiden shows.

00:26:27.400 --> 00:26:29.789
That's a different show. But at any rate, here's

00:26:29.789 --> 00:26:32.269
some other bands. Social Distortion, Alkaline

00:26:32.269 --> 00:26:35.109
Trio, Bad Religion, Nas is gonna be there. That's

00:26:35.109 --> 00:26:38.269
so cool. Oh my god, that's awesome. All American

00:26:38.269 --> 00:26:41.029
Rejects, Pennywise, Morrissey, Iggy Pop, Elvis

00:26:41.029 --> 00:26:44.369
Costello, Pixies, Patti Smith, Sugar, Sex Pistols,

00:26:44.829 --> 00:26:47.470
Bowling for Soup, Tricky Pup, and I could go

00:26:47.470 --> 00:26:52.509
on. Awesome. Yeah. Awesome. I just I can't what

00:26:52.509 --> 00:26:55.289
a weekend what a weekend and it drives me crazy

00:26:55.289 --> 00:26:57.109
The only thing drives me crazy is right fist

00:26:57.109 --> 00:26:59.529
waits so long to make the announcement They try

00:26:59.529 --> 00:27:01.869
to do a lot of pre -sales before that, but I'm

00:27:01.869 --> 00:27:03.730
like, okay number one. I need to know what we're

00:27:03.730 --> 00:27:06.329
doing here Yeah, cuz like if the headliners are

00:27:06.329 --> 00:27:09.410
just okay Then I'll think twice. They'll be like

00:27:09.410 --> 00:27:11.170
mad Do I want to spend that money and seeing

00:27:11.170 --> 00:27:14.269
some mid card kind of yeah bands? Whatever. I

00:27:14.269 --> 00:27:16.690
don't know. But if the headliners are baller,

00:27:16.829 --> 00:27:19.640
then yeah, I'll go and then I'll you know like

00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:23.319
when i went last year and i i honestly ladies

00:27:23.319 --> 00:27:25.039
and gentlemen you know i'm a music guy never

00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:26.920
heard of the front bottoms and i went to the

00:27:26.920 --> 00:27:29.440
show and i'm like these guys are great yeah how

00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:32.299
the hell did i sleep on these guys so i always

00:27:32.299 --> 00:27:34.220
run into at festivals like this i always run

00:27:34.220 --> 00:27:36.859
into one or two bands i just have not listened

00:27:36.859 --> 00:27:39.000
to or don't know about and then i'm like holy

00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:41.339
shit i love these dudes yeah yeah uh so that

00:27:41.339 --> 00:27:43.059
was really great all time low was a band that

00:27:43.059 --> 00:27:46.480
i knew about but never really got into them uh

00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:48.779
and then they had that new song come out called

00:27:48.779 --> 00:27:51.650
weather and i liked it I'm like, oh, this is

00:27:51.650 --> 00:27:53.029
a really great song. I can't believe they're

00:27:53.029 --> 00:27:55.390
still making great music. Not that they're that

00:27:55.390 --> 00:27:57.630
old, but they've been around a little bit. And

00:27:57.630 --> 00:27:59.190
then when I got the opportunity to see them live,

00:27:59.390 --> 00:28:01.349
I'm like, oh, these guys are great. These guys

00:28:01.349 --> 00:28:04.490
are really in their good live. So it's awesome.

00:28:04.710 --> 00:28:08.069
It's such a great way to end the summer. In September

00:28:08.069 --> 00:28:11.130
in Chicago, you can still get those summer temps.

00:28:11.210 --> 00:28:14.690
But when the sun goes down, it's cool, and it's

00:28:14.690 --> 00:28:17.869
nice, and I love it, man. Especially being closer

00:28:17.869 --> 00:28:21.269
to the lake. Oh yeah, for sure. Oh, there's no

00:28:21.269 --> 00:28:26.130
doubt. So, you know, as I say, that's my summer,

00:28:26.329 --> 00:28:27.950
right? Beginning and end. That's just kind of

00:28:27.950 --> 00:28:31.970
how it shapes out. So, like for you, what's your

00:28:31.970 --> 00:28:34.170
take on that? Does that make sense to you? Do

00:28:34.170 --> 00:28:37.890
you have like a beginning or an end or like things

00:28:37.890 --> 00:28:41.390
that kind of usher summer in for you? Yes and

00:28:41.390 --> 00:28:45.769
no. Mine's a little different because of my job

00:28:45.769 --> 00:28:51.690
being a beverage Deliveryman You're doing the

00:28:51.690 --> 00:28:55.009
Lord's work doing the Lord's work Busting my

00:28:55.009 --> 00:28:57.710
balls getting cakes out to people who need them

00:28:57.710 --> 00:29:02.029
and From Memorial Day to Labor Day. That's kind

00:29:02.029 --> 00:29:05.549
of what I consider my summertime because from

00:29:05.549 --> 00:29:09.549
Memorial Day to Labor Day every work day is just

00:29:09.549 --> 00:29:13.289
physically brutal Yeah, physically brutal and

00:29:13.289 --> 00:29:15.450
I get my ass kicked and by the time I get home

00:29:15.450 --> 00:29:17.789
I'm so tired. I don't actually want to do anything

00:29:17.789 --> 00:29:21.130
So it's it's a little more depressing on that

00:29:21.130 --> 00:29:23.450
end because of just because the line of work.

00:29:23.490 --> 00:29:26.150
I'm in the career I've got yeah, so that's kind

00:29:26.150 --> 00:29:28.829
of what I consider my summer But I've always

00:29:28.829 --> 00:29:31.369
been and I know we talk about this a lot both

00:29:31.369 --> 00:29:35.630
on and off the microphone Spring and fall are

00:29:35.630 --> 00:29:39.779
my seasons You know? Yeah. Yeah. But I have a

00:29:39.779 --> 00:29:41.440
love -hate relationship with spring and fall

00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:45.660
because they sandwich winter, which sucks. Yeah,

00:29:45.700 --> 00:29:48.279
oh yeah. And being as close to the lake as we

00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:51.700
are, we get humid ass summers. Terribly humid

00:29:51.700 --> 00:29:53.700
summers. Oh yeah, for sure. So especially working

00:29:53.700 --> 00:29:57.859
outside all day, the thing that makes summer

00:29:57.859 --> 00:30:01.460
for me is air conditioning. Yeah, buddy. That's

00:30:01.460 --> 00:30:05.099
what I live for in the summer. Oh yeah. But yeah,

00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:08.359
I rarely... Of course, I do the dive bar bus

00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:11.000
tour, and that's a lot of fun. But I rarely do

00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:15.160
festivals and concerts as much anymore these

00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.440
days, which is kind of a shame. But yeah, my

00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:22.019
summer is really just marked by, okay, can I

00:30:22.019 --> 00:30:25.640
survive these four or five months on the clock?

00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:30.299
Exactly. So kind of tough, unfortunately. But

00:30:30.299 --> 00:30:32.559
it's also the time of year where I can drive

00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:36.460
around with my windows down and my new car. Whisper

00:30:36.460 --> 00:30:41.019
quiet, fast as fuck, just like chilling, relaxing.

00:30:41.420 --> 00:30:43.740
I love doing like, not that I do them as much

00:30:43.740 --> 00:30:46.759
anymore with my boomer ass sleep schedule, but

00:30:46.759 --> 00:30:51.240
just like an evening drive, the windows down,

00:30:51.619 --> 00:30:56.079
gorgeous. Yeah, it's great. So I love it too.

00:30:56.779 --> 00:31:00.819
And, you know, the other night, It was a beautiful

00:31:00.819 --> 00:31:03.240
night. It was warm during the day, but as soon

00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:04.799
as the sun went down it cooled off a little bit

00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:06.819
and there was a nice breeze. And I literally

00:31:06.819 --> 00:31:09.460
just grabbed a beer out of my fridge and I have

00:31:09.460 --> 00:31:11.700
this nice little front porch. I have this old

00:31:11.700 --> 00:31:14.660
farmhouse looking thing with kind of a nice front

00:31:14.660 --> 00:31:17.740
porch in a neighborhood that's right next to

00:31:17.740 --> 00:31:20.359
where downtown is. And I just kind of sat on

00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:22.920
my front stoop and I just had my beer and was

00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:24.599
just sitting there chilling. Sometimes I have

00:31:24.599 --> 00:31:26.720
something to smoke, sometimes I don't. And I

00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:28.640
was just kind of sitting there and I'm like...

00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:30.799
Yep, I've been waiting for this. Yeah, this is

00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:32.759
what's up. You know, I've definitely been waiting

00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:35.299
for this. And like, Aidan, like, spring's good,

00:31:35.539 --> 00:31:38.779
fall's great. Like, I'm a fall guy. Fall guy.

00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:44.440
So I'm a fall guy too, but nothing beats that,

00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:46.640
man. I mean, it's just being able to just sit

00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:49.059
on your stoop. You're not sweating your ass off,

00:31:49.099 --> 00:31:51.180
but like, you're not cold either. It's just perfect.

00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:54.069
And just having a beer. And once in a while,

00:31:54.130 --> 00:31:56.410
a neighbor comes by, man, what's up? Hey, how

00:31:56.410 --> 00:31:58.789
you doing? You just shoot the shit. But it's

00:31:58.789 --> 00:32:02.589
just chill. And that's some. Well, also summer

00:32:02.589 --> 00:32:07.390
for me, I volunteer security for what we have

00:32:07.390 --> 00:32:10.410
called the Porter County Fair. So they just add.

00:32:10.609 --> 00:32:13.190
I swore. I was like, I don't think I'm going

00:32:13.190 --> 00:32:14.410
to do it this year. And then I got the text.

00:32:14.569 --> 00:32:17.630
I'm like, OK, fine. You got me. Twist my arm.

00:32:17.630 --> 00:32:20.509
I'll be honest. I'll be honest. Florida is one

00:32:20.509 --> 00:32:23.299
of the acts. And I'm like. Yeah, I kind of would

00:32:23.299 --> 00:32:26.279
like to see that. Yeah. And get paid. So yeah,

00:32:26.559 --> 00:32:30.839
I'm gonna do that for sure. But yeah, man, I

00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:34.180
mean, summertime, it's here and I'm kind of looking

00:32:34.180 --> 00:32:36.880
forward to it. It's exciting. Yeah, I'm kind

00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:39.150
of excited by it. I'm planning on doing... Maybe

00:32:39.150 --> 00:32:43.130
a couple road trips and, you know, concerts and

00:32:43.130 --> 00:32:45.329
whatever. But it'll be fun. Yeah, damn right.

00:32:45.490 --> 00:32:47.630
Should be good. And by all means, we always tell

00:32:47.630 --> 00:32:49.930
you guys to hit up our socials. Mark Maloney,

00:32:50.089 --> 00:32:52.990
Abe Maloney. You have the Mark Mo Show. We got

00:32:52.990 --> 00:32:56.569
our own Facebook page and Insta and all that

00:32:56.569 --> 00:32:58.410
kind of good stuff. Sometimes it's under Maloney

00:32:58.410 --> 00:33:03.789
Media. It's just easier to put all of our shows

00:33:03.789 --> 00:33:08.069
under. one umbrella so sometimes it's that so

00:33:08.069 --> 00:33:12.049
you can find us on on insta and the old twitter

00:33:12.049 --> 00:33:14.809
and facebook and things like that so uh by all

00:33:14.809 --> 00:33:18.369
means find us shout at us hell yeah let us know

00:33:18.369 --> 00:33:20.369
some of your favorite traditions or if you have

00:33:20.369 --> 00:33:23.650
a beginning or an ending any of that kind of

00:33:23.650 --> 00:33:27.109
good stuff but uh yeah so here's what i'm thinking

00:33:27.109 --> 00:33:31.500
i'm thinking crack open a cold one And then we

00:33:31.500 --> 00:33:34.200
come back and we do a little Carpe Diem. What's

00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:36.680
your thoughts? You know what? I tend not to think.

00:33:37.220 --> 00:33:40.660
Great. See you soon. All right. We are back here

00:33:40.660 --> 00:33:42.400
on the Mark Mo Show. Your host, Mark Maloney,

00:33:42.579 --> 00:33:45.819
along with Aidan Maloney. And not going to lie,

00:33:45.900 --> 00:33:49.400
we took kind of an extended break here. You guys

00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:51.779
won't know it because I edit those parts out.

00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:54.750
But yeah, we were just like chatting. It actually

00:33:54.750 --> 00:33:56.390
probably would have been pretty good content.

00:33:56.529 --> 00:33:59.410
Chatting off mic for just shy of an hour. Yeah.

00:33:59.410 --> 00:34:01.069
Like, oh man, where'd the time go? We only did

00:34:01.069 --> 00:34:04.490
one segment. I'm going to blame Aidan. What did

00:34:04.490 --> 00:34:09.010
I do? And his bottle of Jim Beam Red Stag. Okay,

00:34:09.070 --> 00:34:11.489
come on now. Which I've always seen in the store,

00:34:11.510 --> 00:34:13.489
but I've never had. I always liked Jim Beam.

00:34:13.630 --> 00:34:16.730
I visited the distillery. It's very cool. So

00:34:16.730 --> 00:34:18.829
he's like, hey, you know, try this. And so I

00:34:18.829 --> 00:34:22.760
tried a shot of Red Stag. Oh fuck. Yeah, it's

00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:26.039
kind of unbelievable. It's, um, it's a thing

00:34:26.039 --> 00:34:28.079
because I'm like... Is it a thing for you now?

00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:31.840
Oh, dude. You have no... Okay. I've opened your

00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:34.659
world! You really have. And I've tried a lot

00:34:34.659 --> 00:34:38.199
of alcohol. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a

00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.800
fan. An aficionado. I'm a fan, especially of

00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:43.480
whiskey. Whiskey's and bourbon's, man. Oh, dude.

00:34:43.500 --> 00:34:46.400
I'm on board. So I haven't tried it. I was excited.

00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:49.179
I'm like, yeah, cool. So I tried it. Now imagine

00:34:49.179 --> 00:34:53.590
trying... Jamo or makers or anything like that

00:34:53.590 --> 00:34:56.809
in a shot, right? It's great. It's beautiful.

00:34:57.030 --> 00:34:59.510
It's a warm hug. Yes, but always has a little

00:34:59.510 --> 00:35:02.570
bite at the end as it should. This does not.

00:35:02.829 --> 00:35:06.829
Yeah, this is a tasty little jam. Oh, yeah, fuck.

00:35:07.409 --> 00:35:10.050
I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble, dude, because

00:35:10.050 --> 00:35:12.070
once we did that shot and it was a double shot,

00:35:12.250 --> 00:35:15.070
mind you, ladies and gentlemen, I was a single

00:35:15.070 --> 00:35:17.309
shot, but it was generous. It was a generous

00:35:17.309 --> 00:35:18.789
thing. It was a double shot. That's why I'm not

00:35:18.789 --> 00:35:22.929
a bartender. And that's a shame. I'd be losing

00:35:22.929 --> 00:35:26.070
the company money, bro. That's probably true.

00:35:26.329 --> 00:35:28.730
But you know what? You kind of eat a little bit

00:35:28.730 --> 00:35:30.889
on those couple of shared shots that you do,

00:35:31.110 --> 00:35:33.289
and people buy more shots. That's the key to

00:35:33.289 --> 00:35:36.389
it. And the tips. And the tips. And the tips,

00:35:36.969 --> 00:35:40.610
which I am very familiar with. So at any rate,

00:35:41.269 --> 00:35:43.969
holy cow, man. This, it was great. It was good.

00:35:44.070 --> 00:35:47.719
Oh, yeah. Keeping the deep freezer? Yes, man.

00:35:47.780 --> 00:35:50.079
Oh dude. Yeah, we had it cold. It was amazing

00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:53.940
and I have to say this I'm a big fan of cold

00:35:53.940 --> 00:35:59.860
shots. I used to do Not a huge vodka guy, but

00:35:59.860 --> 00:36:02.179
vodka is okay I actually prefer it and mixed

00:36:02.179 --> 00:36:05.079
drinks and stuff but I used to do shots with

00:36:05.079 --> 00:36:07.619
an old friend of mine and She was a bartender

00:36:07.619 --> 00:36:10.599
and like vodka was her shit. So we used to do

00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:14.829
shots of vodka But she would chill it. Yeah Makes

00:36:14.829 --> 00:36:17.010
all the difference. Oh, yeah with vodka. Yeah

00:36:17.010 --> 00:36:23.349
100 % And it's a good shot, but this oh, oh buddy.

00:36:23.489 --> 00:36:27.030
Yeah. Oh, yeah, buddy mind you It's not the official

00:36:27.030 --> 00:36:29.469
beer of you yet because we're not doing it, but

00:36:29.469 --> 00:36:34.250
we we do it Typically have a beer too as we're

00:36:34.250 --> 00:36:36.250
recording with you because we're hoping you're

00:36:36.250 --> 00:36:38.710
doing the same I'm gonna be completely honest

00:36:38.710 --> 00:36:41.550
right unless you're not 21 Then you just don't

00:36:41.550 --> 00:36:47.230
tell anyone. But basically, yeah. Founder's Mortal

00:36:47.230 --> 00:36:49.309
Bloom. I like it. It's what we're sipping on.

00:36:49.570 --> 00:36:53.110
Yeah. I like it. Usually hazy IPAs are not, or

00:36:53.110 --> 00:36:56.869
IPAs in general is not Mark Moe's forte, if you

00:36:56.869 --> 00:36:58.590
will. Not at the top of the list, to be fair.

00:36:58.690 --> 00:37:00.989
But yeah, we've got this sinister haze, Mortal

00:37:00.989 --> 00:37:05.289
Bloom by Founder's brand. And I was like, okay,

00:37:05.329 --> 00:37:07.800
so I was telling Mark Moe. As we were in the

00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:10.440
kitchen, and I was introducing him to my good

00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:12.159
friend Red Stag. Thank you for that, by the way.

00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.619
No problemo. And I was like, listen, I've got

00:37:15.619 --> 00:37:18.219
this one beer that we're going to try for the

00:37:18.219 --> 00:37:21.440
beer review. But I picked these up also because

00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:24.619
I wanted to sample them. But since we're here,

00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:28.000
we may as well crack them open. So that's what

00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:30.280
we're doing right now. Quite tasty. Oh, it's

00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:33.679
so good. Quite tasty. It is so good. And you

00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:38.059
know what else I find really tasty? Carpe Diems.

00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:42.159
Ah, dude, nice segue. Segue! That was good. That

00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:43.599
was good. It's like, how are we going to get

00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:47.820
there? Oh, I've got it. I've got it. Aha! Yeah,

00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:51.639
so Carpe Diems, you find wonderful, beautiful

00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:54.239
people, send us your DMs, and we read them on

00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:56.639
the air. And if they're in the form of a question,

00:37:56.739 --> 00:37:58.539
will we throw them in the garbage? No, no. We

00:37:58.539 --> 00:38:00.500
could throw them in the garbage. We could. We

00:38:00.500 --> 00:38:03.869
have what some people call free will. Indeed

00:38:03.869 --> 00:38:06.070
we do you know I don't even know who will is

00:38:06.070 --> 00:38:08.369
and why is he free and why is he free? But good

00:38:08.369 --> 00:38:11.389
on him up lock him up put will back in the closet

00:38:11.389 --> 00:38:15.570
At any rate yeah, so you find beautiful people

00:38:15.570 --> 00:38:18.309
send us this stuff. We read them on the air If

00:38:18.309 --> 00:38:20.829
you're like have a question. I really really

00:38:20.829 --> 00:38:23.230
really really really want you to answer that

00:38:23.659 --> 00:38:26.199
There's a way you can get there sure. What is

00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:28.539
the cost you're willing to pay to have your question

00:38:28.539 --> 00:38:31.659
answered, right? So let's let's let's play this

00:38:31.659 --> 00:38:36.780
exactly. Let me give you the Maloney Media Productions

00:38:36.780 --> 00:38:41.500
PayPal address Exactly, and you can ask the question

00:38:41.500 --> 00:38:45.239
right away exactly if you were in front of me

00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:48.349
right now Hypothetically. Hypothetically. And

00:38:48.349 --> 00:38:50.269
you said, Mark, please answer this question for

00:38:50.269 --> 00:38:54.869
me. I'd say, well, I don't know. The logistics,

00:38:55.130 --> 00:38:59.469
the red tape. Is that appropriate? That's it.

00:38:59.469 --> 00:39:01.690
That's it, exactly. And then you may extend your

00:39:01.690 --> 00:39:04.030
arm, and it might have a $10 bill in it. And

00:39:04.030 --> 00:39:05.849
now you've caught my attention. Yeah, that's

00:39:05.849 --> 00:39:09.599
a good start. But I'm like, oh, were you saying

00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:12.260
something? Yeah. What is it that you? And then

00:39:12.260 --> 00:39:15.440
let's say a couple Benjis. Yeah, right. Maybe

00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:17.980
you add that extra zero. Our good friend Benjamin

00:39:17.980 --> 00:39:22.440
Franklin comes into play. Now I'm like, oh, I'm

00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:25.579
sorry. What was your question again? I'd be glad

00:39:25.579 --> 00:39:28.269
to answer that. Exactly. Precisely. So now you're

00:39:28.269 --> 00:39:31.510
getting it. Now the people are getting it. Message

00:39:31.510 --> 00:39:34.630
sent. It's on you, lovely listener, to receive

00:39:34.630 --> 00:39:37.909
it. That's right. So let's go. I had a lot this

00:39:37.909 --> 00:39:42.190
week from some of our beautiful, wonderful listeners.

00:39:42.309 --> 00:39:43.869
We appreciate each and every one of you. Like,

00:39:44.010 --> 00:39:46.769
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00:39:46.769 --> 00:39:49.750
first one I got was from at looter in a riot

00:39:49.750 --> 00:39:54.969
69. Supmo Show totally psyched about this year's

00:39:54.969 --> 00:39:58.289
Riot Fest. Haha, great timing. What bands are

00:39:58.289 --> 00:40:01.289
you looking forward to seeing? Oh my god. Well,

00:40:01.349 --> 00:40:04.570
for the 21st birthday of Riot Fest, they did

00:40:04.570 --> 00:40:08.710
go all out. As most people do on their 21st birthday.

00:40:09.230 --> 00:40:12.869
They went all out. 21 Pilots, incredible. Tool

00:40:12.869 --> 00:40:16.610
just like the the the musicianship and the the

00:40:16.610 --> 00:40:19.190
math and science behind what they do is fascinating

00:40:19.190 --> 00:40:24.389
the drummer is fantastic incredible I I all time

00:40:24.389 --> 00:40:28.190
low is excellent. I I'm just it's so exciting

00:40:28.190 --> 00:40:31.889
It's so exciting and and then it seems like and

00:40:31.889 --> 00:40:33.989
I've had a problem with like Ticketmaster and

00:40:33.989 --> 00:40:37.630
live nation. Yeah Shitty like oh six hundred

00:40:37.630 --> 00:40:39.769
dollars to get in the nosebleeds. It's like fuck

00:40:39.769 --> 00:40:42.639
you like you're pricing people out of entertainment.

00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:46.639
You're pricing people out of the art. Yes. But

00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:50.519
you get things together from like Q101 or like

00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:52.300
local festivals where you have good bands show

00:40:52.300 --> 00:40:54.820
up. That's where it's at. You know, you're not

00:40:54.820 --> 00:40:57.099
going broke seeing the bands you like, which

00:40:57.099 --> 00:41:00.800
is something I'm a fan of. Oh, for sure. And

00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:02.840
that's that's kind of it. It's like, look, are

00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:05.400
you going to pay like 110 or 120 bucks for the

00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:07.909
day? Yeah. You're going to see like 10 bands.

00:41:08.389 --> 00:41:11.090
Right. Right. So figure like, do the math. You're

00:41:11.090 --> 00:41:14.269
like doing 10 to 12 bucks a band. That's not

00:41:14.269 --> 00:41:17.750
bad. Right. And if you were doing some dog shittery

00:41:17.750 --> 00:41:20.449
with Ticketmaster watching 21 Pilots at the UC

00:41:20.449 --> 00:41:23.369
or something, you're going to pay 500 bones for

00:41:23.369 --> 00:41:25.429
the nosebleeds. Right. That's exactly what you're

00:41:25.429 --> 00:41:27.030
going to do. So this is a steal, brother. It's

00:41:27.030 --> 00:41:29.769
a steal. It's the way to go. It's like 300 and

00:41:29.769 --> 00:41:31.789
some odd dollars for the entire weekend. And

00:41:31.789 --> 00:41:34.170
you're going to see dozens of bands. 25, 30,

00:41:34.250 --> 00:41:38.309
40 bands. It's absolutely worth it. Now, your

00:41:38.309 --> 00:41:40.530
sister, Sarah, up in Minnesota. What up, Sarah?

00:41:40.630 --> 00:41:43.590
God bless. She wants to see this band called

00:41:43.590 --> 00:41:47.750
Bratmobile. Now, I have not heard of them. We're

00:41:47.750 --> 00:41:50.530
about to. But I'm going to check them out for

00:41:50.530 --> 00:41:53.769
sure. So I'm definitely interested in them. I'm

00:41:53.769 --> 00:41:56.690
interested in this band called Haywire. I think

00:41:56.690 --> 00:41:59.349
they're going to be really great. I'm interested.

00:41:59.590 --> 00:42:01.730
Of course, I don't mean to mark out for the top

00:42:01.730 --> 00:42:04.820
bands, but Tool, 21 Pilots, Pierce the Veil,

00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:07.300
Alanis Morissette, Rise Against. All of it great.

00:42:07.820 --> 00:42:10.860
Social Distortion, that takes me back. I will

00:42:10.860 --> 00:42:13.280
definitely be checking them out. The Pixies and

00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:16.840
Nas. Come on. Dude. Come on. The Pixies and Nas,

00:42:16.940 --> 00:42:19.519
that's awesome. Alkaline Trio. I haven't listened

00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:21.380
to a lot of Alkaline Trio, but I have so many

00:42:21.380 --> 00:42:23.840
of my friends that are huge fans of theirs to

00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:25.119
the point where I'm like, all right, I got to

00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:28.360
check them out now. Bad Religion, another one

00:42:28.360 --> 00:42:32.369
that gets on this bill all the time. All -American

00:42:32.369 --> 00:42:37.989
Rejects, that's gonna be great. Iggy Pop, legend.

00:42:38.170 --> 00:42:41.599
What a G. Legend. So like so many great bands.

00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.420
Guar is there every year. So if you just want

00:42:44.420 --> 00:42:48.159
to get some fake blood spat on you, I think last

00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:51.780
year, they this guy came out in a Trump costume

00:42:51.780 --> 00:42:54.500
and got cut in half. So I mean, if you're just

00:42:54.500 --> 00:42:57.940
out for a good time, you know, that's the experience.

00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:01.159
It's the experience. So you might you might want

00:43:01.159 --> 00:43:02.599
to check that out. So that's just some of the

00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:04.780
bands, I suppose. Oh, yeah. That we're interested

00:43:04.780 --> 00:43:08.739
in at Gangrene NYC. Hey guys, been following

00:43:08.739 --> 00:43:12.599
you. Gang green? Gang green NYC. Oh, not gang

00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:18.820
green. Gang green. Gang. Gang. Gang. Green. Not

00:43:18.820 --> 00:43:23.059
gang green. Not gang green. Okay. Hey guys, I've

00:43:23.059 --> 00:43:25.119
been following you since the coach's corner days

00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:28.719
on WVLP. What do you think about the Jets? I

00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:30.820
think they have a shot at the playoffs this season.

00:43:31.539 --> 00:43:34.719
Aw, gang. Aw, gang green. Aw, gang. Oh, gang

00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:38.880
green. You get it now. NYC. Get it now? Okay.

00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:42.019
Here's my take. It would be more appropriate

00:43:42.019 --> 00:43:46.039
to call yourself gangrene. Really? With a take

00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:51.599
that rancid. Holy hell. I appreciate your loyalty

00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:55.300
to your brand. It's... I think the Jets are always

00:43:55.300 --> 00:43:57.280
gonna suck. I think it's a no from me. I think

00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:59.800
it's a no. I'll Simon Cowell. I'm gonna say it's

00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:03.300
a no from me, don't I? I wish you the best. Like,

00:44:03.500 --> 00:44:08.539
I feel... I don't. Sorry, I don't. As football

00:44:08.539 --> 00:44:10.360
goes... You don't even play in New York! No,

00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:12.820
you play in New Jersey. But to be fair, I think

00:44:12.820 --> 00:44:16.480
the Bears are gonna play in Indiana. So there's

00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:22.619
that. But no, I honestly... I feel bad. I feel

00:44:22.619 --> 00:44:26.519
like the Jets in New York in football are kind

00:44:26.519 --> 00:44:29.139
of like the White Sox are in baseball in Chicago.

00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:32.559
I just feel like they're second -class citizens

00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:34.960
in a way. Like everybody's more of a Giants or

00:44:34.960 --> 00:44:36.900
a Bills fan. It's like, oh, and there's the Jets.

00:44:37.099 --> 00:44:39.980
Yeah, they're also here. Also, you named yourself

00:44:39.980 --> 00:44:43.239
after what hit the Twin Towers. That's a bet.

00:44:43.260 --> 00:44:45.460
In the city where the Twin Towers fell. Kind

00:44:45.460 --> 00:44:48.280
of not great. Poor taste. I love 9 -11 jokes,

00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:50.320
but that's your whole identity. That's a problem.

00:44:51.159 --> 00:44:55.920
Sorry, gangrene. Five wins. That's generous.

00:44:56.760 --> 00:45:03.659
Who the fuck are they gonna be? Honestly, it's

00:45:03.659 --> 00:45:05.860
gonna be like the legendary lion season where

00:45:05.860 --> 00:45:10.239
they went oh and 16 That's that's my take. That's

00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:12.739
they're gonna be the first team to lose 17 games

00:45:12.739 --> 00:45:18.340
in a season Yeah, what fool man that would? That

00:45:18.340 --> 00:45:21.599
would be here's wouldn't it be hilarious if they

00:45:21.599 --> 00:45:27.369
went oh one in 16 Oh no. If they got one tie

00:45:27.369 --> 00:45:30.610
and that was the highlight of their season. You

00:45:30.610 --> 00:45:33.989
think so? That's my take. Hot take. Place your

00:45:33.989 --> 00:45:37.929
bets now, boys. The Jets are going 0 -1 in 16.

00:45:38.789 --> 00:45:43.269
Wow. Well, I mean, it could very well be. OK,

00:45:43.269 --> 00:45:45.670
let's look. Preseason, preseason, preseason,

00:45:45.849 --> 00:45:49.510
regular season. Jets and Titans start out. Jets

00:45:49.510 --> 00:45:52.949
lose. To the Titans? I mean, the Titans aren't

00:45:52.949 --> 00:45:57.239
as bad as the Jets. Okay, all right, 0 and 1.

00:45:57.440 --> 00:46:01.420
Packers and Jets. Yeah, 0 and 2. Jets and Lions.

00:46:01.820 --> 00:46:06.820
0 and 3. Jets and Bears. 0 and 4. Browns and

00:46:06.820 --> 00:46:13.300
Jets. That's the tie. That's the tie! That's

00:46:13.300 --> 00:46:17.760
another 0, 1, and 4. Or 0, 4, and 1. Yeah, yeah.

00:46:18.599 --> 00:46:22.909
Jets and Patriots. Yeah, that's an L. So 05 and

00:46:22.909 --> 00:46:27.909
1? Yep. Dolphins? 06 and 1. Raiders? 07 and 1.

00:46:28.429 --> 00:46:37.429
Chiefs? 07 and 2. Another tie. Bills? Yeah, 08

00:46:37.429 --> 00:46:43.210
and 2. Chargers? 09 and 2. Dolphins again? 09

00:46:43.210 --> 00:46:46.869
and 3. Another tie. Yeah, I'm changing this as

00:46:46.869 --> 00:46:53.139
we go. Broncos? Yeah, 010 and 3. Cardinals? Oh,

00:46:53.260 --> 00:46:58.639
11 and 3. Okay, come on. We're loading. We're

00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:01.119
having loading problems. All I'm gonna say is

00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:04.119
they go oh 11 and 3. Okay, that's fair. In the

00:47:04.119 --> 00:47:09.559
first 14 weeks. That's, I mean, yeah. Okay. Hot

00:47:09.559 --> 00:47:13.400
take. Vegas never saw me coming. No, they really

00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:15.599
didn't. Okay, let's see. At the bye, we got the

00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:17.739
Broncos. We have the Cardinals. Patriots again.

00:47:18.019 --> 00:47:21.639
Yeah, it's an L. Vikings. That's an L. Bills

00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:24.420
again. That's an L. Dude. Yeah. It's not good.

00:47:24.739 --> 00:47:26.619
Brutal. It's not good. Brutal. You hate to see

00:47:26.619 --> 00:47:29.039
it. Gangrene, number one, thank you for listening

00:47:29.039 --> 00:47:33.420
to the show. Number two. It's a rough year. It's

00:47:33.420 --> 00:47:35.260
a rough year. It is definitely a rough year.

00:47:35.420 --> 00:47:39.980
Gangrene indeed. Yep. At Big Screen Bubba, no

00:47:39.980 --> 00:47:43.219
summer blockbusters. What's the deal? I remember

00:47:43.219 --> 00:47:47.019
when every week there was some epic film to get

00:47:47.019 --> 00:47:50.079
excited about. What's the deal? So this dude

00:47:50.079 --> 00:47:52.300
actually said what's the deal twice. What's the

00:47:52.300 --> 00:47:56.179
deal? Well, I would say that the amount of indie

00:47:56.179 --> 00:48:00.500
films recently that are just baller. Yeah. I

00:48:00.500 --> 00:48:05.079
mean, January 2026, we had Iron Lung, indie film,

00:48:05.340 --> 00:48:08.519
fantastic. That was Markiplier, right? Yes. And

00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:12.780
then this week, live, as we're speaking, indie

00:48:12.780 --> 00:48:17.179
film, well, independent. It's from 824, I believe.

00:48:17.659 --> 00:48:21.519
The Backrooms movie, that's out. I think indie

00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:24.380
films, kind of like indie music is popping off,

00:48:24.480 --> 00:48:27.760
indie and alt. I think we're in that era now

00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:32.639
where we're post three phases of Marvel, we're

00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:37.800
post the big Tom Cruise and whoever else type

00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:41.400
movies. I think that's behind us for the most

00:48:41.400 --> 00:48:45.019
part. I think indie films are the new meta, I

00:48:45.019 --> 00:48:47.159
think is what's going on. So I would say there's

00:48:47.159 --> 00:48:51.440
not big blockbusters because you, lovely listener,

00:48:52.260 --> 00:48:54.909
uh, bubba. If you will yeah, I think you got

00:48:54.909 --> 00:48:58.409
to change what you call a blockbuster Yeah, I

00:48:58.409 --> 00:49:00.710
think you gotta open your mind to the indie scene.

00:49:00.989 --> 00:49:03.130
I think so. There's actually a movie out right

00:49:03.130 --> 00:49:06.010
now I almost went to see it last night and then

00:49:06.010 --> 00:49:08.730
I mean in our area Tuesday nights are like the

00:49:08.730 --> 00:49:11.409
half price nights So that's kind of like if i'm

00:49:11.409 --> 00:49:13.210
gonna catch a film. I'll probably go on a Tuesday

00:49:13.210 --> 00:49:16.840
Uh, there's a movie called pressure that is out

00:49:16.840 --> 00:49:19.480
right now. And it's a Brendan Fraser who's like

00:49:19.480 --> 00:49:20.980
one of my favorite human beings. He's such a

00:49:20.980 --> 00:49:24.940
G. He's so fucking great. It is a movie where

00:49:24.940 --> 00:49:28.719
he portrays Dwight D. Eisenhower and it's about

00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:31.960
all the events leading up to the decision to

00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:36.030
do the D -Day attack and Like that just looks

00:49:36.030 --> 00:49:38.670
great like right now on Rotten Tomatoes the critics

00:49:38.670 --> 00:49:43.150
give it an 86 the fans give it a 94 So it's looking

00:49:43.150 --> 00:49:46.309
it's looking good Like I typically don't pay

00:49:46.309 --> 00:49:47.969
attention the critics because they're bougie

00:49:47.969 --> 00:49:49.849
as hell and like there's certain movies They

00:49:49.849 --> 00:49:52.090
like or I should say there's certain genres.

00:49:52.090 --> 00:49:54.710
They like in certain ones They don't but like

00:49:54.710 --> 00:49:57.250
when the critics and the fans are kind of aligned

00:49:57.250 --> 00:49:59.630
like that It's a good ass movie. It's a star

00:49:59.630 --> 00:50:01.670
in the making. It's a good ass movie, so I'm

00:50:01.670 --> 00:50:03.670
actually looking forward to it. I'm not doing

00:50:03.670 --> 00:50:06.610
a review preview right now, but basically the

00:50:06.610 --> 00:50:09.730
synopsis, an hour and 40 minute movie in the

00:50:09.730 --> 00:50:12.570
tense 72 hours before D -Day and with the fate

00:50:12.570 --> 00:50:14.869
of the free world hanging in the balance, pressure

00:50:14.869 --> 00:50:17.170
follows Dwight D. Eisenhower and Captain James

00:50:17.170 --> 00:50:20.690
Stagg as they face an impossible choice, launch

00:50:20.690 --> 00:50:23.690
the largest and most dangerous seaborne invasion

00:50:23.690 --> 00:50:26.449
in history or risk losing the war altogether.

00:50:26.989 --> 00:50:30.130
Damn. That's what's up. Right and there's a guy

00:50:30.130 --> 00:50:35.329
actually this actor I think I think he was Moriarty

00:50:35.329 --> 00:50:39.389
in the Sherlock Holmes TV show with Benedict

00:50:39.389 --> 00:50:42.250
Cumberbatch, Andrew Scott. He portrays James

00:50:42.250 --> 00:50:45.670
Stagg, Brendan Frazier is Dwight Dean Eisenhower,

00:50:46.030 --> 00:50:48.250
Carrie Condon, Chris Messina, Damian Lewis like

00:50:48.250 --> 00:50:50.739
it's a That's good people. Stellar cast. That's

00:50:50.739 --> 00:50:55.739
good people. So review preview hasn't been review

00:50:55.739 --> 00:50:59.199
preview since I brought it back. I think it was...

00:50:59.199 --> 00:51:02.619
Review, review. It was just review the first

00:51:02.619 --> 00:51:04.920
time, and then it was review, review. Yeah. And

00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:07.300
now it's a just preview. Now it's just preview.

00:51:07.860 --> 00:51:10.500
You're welcome. Which is slotted into Carpe Diem.

00:51:10.559 --> 00:51:14.260
Which is slotted into... It's a hot mess, but

00:51:14.260 --> 00:51:18.019
I don't care. So we're going to move on to the

00:51:18.019 --> 00:51:21.369
next... one but yeah uh check that movie out

00:51:21.369 --> 00:51:24.869
uh bubba but um yeah so you're right there's

00:51:24.869 --> 00:51:27.789
not the blockbusters we're used to i think doomsday

00:51:27.789 --> 00:51:29.630
is going to be killer i can't wait for that i

00:51:29.630 --> 00:51:32.690
can't wait for downy to be back i think that's

00:51:32.690 --> 00:51:35.170
going to be like a reboot of marvel that they

00:51:35.170 --> 00:51:38.449
desperately need um okay the next one i have

00:51:38.449 --> 00:51:42.809
is alana feels the beat hey maga can you bash

00:51:42.809 --> 00:51:46.960
liberals all week long and go worship One on

00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:50.760
a Sunday. What's the deal? Pick a lane. Hmm.

00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:55.139
I think she's on to something. Huh. Makes me

00:51:55.139 --> 00:52:00.059
scratch my chin. Hmm. Indeed. Quite. Quite. Indubitably,

00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:05.360
they say. Alana, you're on it. You're on it.

00:52:05.719 --> 00:52:08.840
She might be. They might be cooking. For sure.

00:52:09.059 --> 00:52:11.699
They might be cooking with this one. Now, we

00:52:11.699 --> 00:52:14.500
put our chef's hats on to cook. We do. We do.

00:52:15.059 --> 00:52:20.039
Is it? Is it? too much to say if Jesus was among

00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:23.420
us today. Yeah. That he'd probably be at an anti

00:52:23.420 --> 00:52:27.960
-ice rally. I can see that. Yeah. I'm just guessing

00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:29.059
he probably was. Because I'm pretty sure that

00:52:29.059 --> 00:52:35.800
like tyranny and fascism was pretty, you know,

00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:38.179
pretty anti - I don't think he'd be good with

00:52:38.179 --> 00:52:40.119
it. Christian. Yeah. I don't think he'd be good

00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:42.619
with it. Not much of a Bible banger myself, but

00:52:42.619 --> 00:52:44.860
I know a thing or two. Because I've seen a thing

00:52:44.860 --> 00:52:47.900
or two. I'm not but like hey Zeus like I feel

00:52:47.900 --> 00:52:50.059
back in the day if I was around like I'd be like

00:52:50.059 --> 00:52:52.119
hey, it's cool Yeah, blood would have some wine

00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:53.699
with this dude would have just been chillin drinking

00:52:53.699 --> 00:52:56.840
wine hanging out with like sex workers just like

00:52:56.840 --> 00:53:01.159
We're all family here boy. Yeah, right I mean

00:53:01.159 --> 00:53:03.519
the dude sits around drinking with the boys all

00:53:03.519 --> 00:53:05.719
night long and his best friend is a hooker. So

00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:08.800
it's kind of like All right. My man was spitting

00:53:08.800 --> 00:53:11.079
before they knew bars. I think so. Yeah, I think

00:53:11.079 --> 00:53:14.659
he was I think he was so Lana you're on it Interesante

00:53:14.829 --> 00:53:17.050
Yep. Most definitely. Unfortunately, most people

00:53:17.050 --> 00:53:20.889
that wear red hats don't necessarily have self

00:53:20.889 --> 00:53:24.809
-awareness. No. Or comprehension skills. They're,

00:53:24.809 --> 00:53:27.670
they're... The only man with a red hat that I

00:53:27.670 --> 00:53:32.289
respect. Santa? Not, not even. Oh, oh. Fred Durst.

00:53:32.690 --> 00:53:36.389
Fred, haha! Yep. Yep. Hell yeah. My main man,

00:53:36.710 --> 00:53:39.750
Fred Durst. What a G. What a G. I love Limp Bizkit.

00:53:40.429 --> 00:53:43.650
I kind of do too. Like I would have like if Limp

00:53:43.650 --> 00:53:46.309
Bizkit was on this Riot Fest bill, I'd lose my

00:53:46.309 --> 00:53:48.630
shit. Oh my god. This might be the greatest fucking

00:53:48.630 --> 00:53:52.489
event ever. Give me something great. There is.

00:53:52.710 --> 00:53:54.869
Yeah, there is. I want to tell the people out

00:53:54.869 --> 00:53:57.610
there because this song has kind of flown under

00:53:57.610 --> 00:54:01.429
the radar, which is a shame. It's a song by an

00:54:01.429 --> 00:54:04.610
artist called Lauren Sanderson. OK, features

00:54:04.610 --> 00:54:07.789
Fred Durst. Oh, this song just came out 2026.

00:54:08.130 --> 00:54:13.280
It's called Come Say Some. Oh, shit. Incredible.

00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:16.579
Okay. Incredible. Go look up the song. Go stream

00:54:16.579 --> 00:54:20.179
it. It's great. Okay. Fred Durst is fucking back,

00:54:20.440 --> 00:54:23.300
boys. Oh, good. I'm glad. I'm glad. I always

00:54:23.300 --> 00:54:28.820
loved his edge. Anyway, on to at OMS Brit. Why

00:54:28.820 --> 00:54:31.360
do people go to a concert and talk the whole

00:54:31.360 --> 00:54:34.480
fucking time? Go to a bar, some of this came

00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:37.579
for the show. Yeah, like I was saying - That's

00:54:37.579 --> 00:54:41.500
legit. in our first segment, I've kind of become

00:54:41.500 --> 00:54:45.699
detached from festivals and concerts. So I wouldn't

00:54:45.699 --> 00:54:50.280
know the problem, but I know that that does happen

00:54:50.280 --> 00:54:53.000
in movie theaters as well. where people are just

00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:54.760
yapping or they're scrolling on their phones.

00:54:54.860 --> 00:54:56.900
I'm like, brother, we came here to see a fucking

00:54:56.900 --> 00:54:59.440
show. What are we doing? Right. What are we doing?

00:55:00.019 --> 00:55:03.280
Yeah. The social etiquette is broken sometimes.

00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:06.920
Oh, for sure. For sure. And I get it. Like, literally,

00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:11.780
I went to see a movie. One day we had some storms

00:55:11.780 --> 00:55:13.860
come through and it knocked our business off

00:55:13.860 --> 00:55:16.639
line and so we weren't going in but like I was

00:55:16.639 --> 00:55:18.360
trying to keep up with like on what was going

00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:20.119
on because if it was like if it came back on

00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:22.820
it like one I probably would have gone in for

00:55:22.820 --> 00:55:25.820
three or four hours but like I'm keeping on keeping

00:55:25.820 --> 00:55:29.340
on keeping on it's like 145 and earlier I'm like

00:55:29.420 --> 00:55:32.780
It is a Tuesday. I think I'm gonna catch a movie

00:55:32.780 --> 00:55:35.659
so I go to the movies. But now like I've got

00:55:35.659 --> 00:55:39.280
my phone on my belly and I'm like like every

00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:41.500
ten minutes I'm like looking looking all of a

00:55:41.500 --> 00:55:43.179
sudden it's like power is back on I'm like oh

00:55:43.179 --> 00:55:45.260
fuck I'm sitting in the movie theater I do not

00:55:45.260 --> 00:55:50.719
want to leave. I'm like hey oh cool do you need

00:55:50.719 --> 00:55:55.079
me right now? I mean and at that point it's like

00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:57.239
almost two o 'clock and it's like no. I'm like,

00:55:57.460 --> 00:56:00.019
what are we going to do? And actually, it was

00:56:00.019 --> 00:56:02.039
almost 3 o 'clock, as a matter of fact. Oh, what's

00:56:02.039 --> 00:56:03.679
that hour and a half going to serve? It's not

00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:06.039
going to serve anyone. So it was, you know, I

00:56:06.039 --> 00:56:08.579
felt OK to be like, they're like, no, you know,

00:56:08.619 --> 00:56:10.280
no one else is here, and this and that, and whatever.

00:56:11.129 --> 00:56:14.190
Great. I am staying right where I know. But that's

00:56:14.190 --> 00:56:15.809
like the only time I'm ever on my phone. It's

00:56:15.809 --> 00:56:17.309
just like if there's some shit going on, I'll

00:56:17.309 --> 00:56:19.269
keep it there. If I hear it buzz, I'll take a

00:56:19.269 --> 00:56:22.650
quick peek at it. But yeah, man, I agree. It's

00:56:22.650 --> 00:56:23.889
just like if you're going to the movies, if you're

00:56:23.889 --> 00:56:26.789
going to show, enjoy the show. Here's the thing

00:56:26.789 --> 00:56:29.170
that gets me. It's not so much people that like

00:56:29.170 --> 00:56:31.349
chit chat, which can be annoying if like you're

00:56:31.349 --> 00:56:33.590
next to them and you're like, do drop kicks on,

00:56:33.610 --> 00:56:36.150
shut up, sing the song or just shut up. Here's

00:56:36.150 --> 00:56:38.670
the thing that gets me. are all the people that

00:56:38.670 --> 00:56:41.630
are recording it on their phones. I'm like, dude,

00:56:41.650 --> 00:56:45.150
you're seeing it live. Right. Just enjoy it.

00:56:45.170 --> 00:56:46.889
Don't sit there the whole time and then go back

00:56:46.889 --> 00:56:48.789
home and be like, oh, see this? I'm like, yeah,

00:56:48.789 --> 00:56:51.110
you looked at it through your phone. Right, right.

00:56:51.250 --> 00:56:54.389
Just watch the show. It'll live on better in

00:56:54.389 --> 00:56:57.690
memory than through a recording with a shitty

00:56:57.690 --> 00:56:59.869
microphone. Right. Look, you want to take, because

00:56:59.869 --> 00:57:03.869
it does 100 % like you sit there and like, like

00:57:03.869 --> 00:57:09.000
during a show, I'll grab maybe one or two screen

00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:11.579
images just because I want to be like, oh, yo,

00:57:11.699 --> 00:57:14.219
what up? I'm here. And that's it. Like, I'm good.

00:57:14.670 --> 00:57:16.489
But like, if you hear the band in the background,

00:57:16.570 --> 00:57:17.829
it sounds like shit because it's coming through

00:57:17.829 --> 00:57:20.489
your phone. Right. They sound infinitely better

00:57:20.489 --> 00:57:23.289
live. Yeah. So it's like, why are you recording

00:57:23.289 --> 00:57:25.730
all these songs? Because what do I do? Like,

00:57:25.730 --> 00:57:27.769
if I record a song and it's just the song and

00:57:27.769 --> 00:57:30.190
I really don't do anything with it, it's deleted

00:57:30.190 --> 00:57:32.710
off my phone in a couple of weeks. So it's like,

00:57:32.769 --> 00:57:36.150
what's the fucking point? At Miss Betty Bett,

00:57:36.989 --> 00:57:41.530
love from Seattle. Your show about multi -generational

00:57:41.530 --> 00:57:44.460
friendships was great. Mark, I love that you

00:57:44.460 --> 00:57:47.739
say exactly what's on your mind and back that

00:57:47.739 --> 00:57:51.739
shit up. You don't give. You don't give a fuck.

00:57:52.059 --> 00:57:57.059
I love that. I'm sure we'd be friends IRL. I'm

00:57:57.059 --> 00:58:01.159
26 and my BFF is a coworker 18 years older than

00:58:01.159 --> 00:58:03.320
me. We've been friends for a couple of years

00:58:03.320 --> 00:58:06.679
now and he's my favorite human. Well. How fucking

00:58:06.679 --> 00:58:08.780
great is that? Yeah. And that was the point.

00:58:09.059 --> 00:58:11.889
Like I... I'll leave my friend's name out of

00:58:11.889 --> 00:58:15.670
this but I sat down with him a few days ago sipping

00:58:15.670 --> 00:58:17.550
some coffee and stuff like that and he said the

00:58:17.550 --> 00:58:19.389
same thing he's like man yeah I heard that blah

00:58:19.389 --> 00:58:22.070
blah blah and he was just like hey dude he's

00:58:22.070 --> 00:58:24.210
like I'm the same way he's like I got a lot of

00:58:24.210 --> 00:58:26.590
friends that are younger than me and so on and

00:58:26.590 --> 00:58:29.989
so forth he's like but I love it and I love that

00:58:29.989 --> 00:58:33.730
we're different I said but it works you know

00:58:33.730 --> 00:58:37.199
it just fucking works and we don't Like that

00:58:37.199 --> 00:58:40.159
isn't a focus. Age isn't a thing. It's like you

00:58:40.159 --> 00:58:42.500
match up with a human being and you have certain

00:58:42.500 --> 00:58:45.019
things in common or maybe you don't but then

00:58:45.019 --> 00:58:46.960
like certain things that they like then you start

00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:48.659
listening to or you start getting interested

00:58:48.659 --> 00:58:52.019
in and vice versa. That's what it's all about

00:58:52.019 --> 00:58:54.500
man. And that's like, that was the whole point

00:58:54.500 --> 00:58:57.599
of it. So the human experience, the human experience

00:58:57.599 --> 00:58:59.980
and we're we're beyond. I mean, if you're just

00:58:59.980 --> 00:59:01.880
like, you have to be friends with people at your

00:59:01.880 --> 00:59:03.460
own age. Well, you know what? There's a decade

00:59:03.460 --> 00:59:06.320
calling for you to 1950. Go the fuck back. I'm

00:59:06.320 --> 00:59:09.000
sorry. Once again, you're going to get my my

00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:12.059
uncensored version of that is like grow the fuck

00:59:12.059 --> 00:59:14.119
up. People are. And if you're just like, oh,

00:59:14.119 --> 00:59:15.480
my God, what do I have in common with someone

00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:16.920
who's 20 years younger than me? I don't know.

00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:18.460
Why don't you break out of your fucking bubble

00:59:18.460 --> 00:59:21.440
and see if you do right. because it's just like

00:59:21.440 --> 00:59:24.000
generational differences are okay. They're totally

00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:27.780
fine. And some of what Aidan and I do here have

00:59:27.780 --> 00:59:31.000
bridged that gap for me. And it's like a lot

00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:33.440
of stuff that Gen Z or Millennials that are interested

00:59:33.440 --> 00:59:35.239
in are things that I'm interested in. So I'm

00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:37.679
like, okay, so why wouldn't I be friends with

00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:40.559
these people that we're all fucking adults if

00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:42.699
we have similar interests or it's like something

00:59:42.699 --> 00:59:44.239
like, oh, I've always been interested in that

00:59:44.239 --> 00:59:46.460
band or, oh, tell me more about your point of

00:59:46.460 --> 00:59:49.159
view on this or that. I love that. And that's

00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:51.920
what fucking life should be about. Right. Oh,

00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:55.519
I agree. No notes. 100 % agree. No notes. 100%.

00:59:55.519 --> 00:59:58.619
I love that. So Ms. Bettybett, thank you for

00:59:58.619 --> 01:00:01.079
that. And Seattle. I mean, we... God bless you.

01:00:01.099 --> 01:00:03.000
I have a daughter. He has a sister that is from

01:00:03.000 --> 01:00:06.139
Seattle. And Seattle holds a special place for

01:00:06.139 --> 01:00:08.699
us. I don't know if it's my second favorite city

01:00:08.699 --> 01:00:10.840
in this country, but it's up there. Oh, yeah.

01:00:11.099 --> 01:00:12.960
It's certainly up there. Oh, yeah. And having

01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:16.280
experienced Minneapolis, I've kind of got a top

01:00:16.280 --> 01:00:19.579
three now. with Chicago, Minneapolis, Seattle.

01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:22.420
You like it? Just beautiful cities. Yeah. Absolutely

01:00:22.420 --> 01:00:27.889
gorgeous. Yeah, I'm... Hoping to get to see your

01:00:27.889 --> 01:00:30.510
sister in Minneapolis this summer sometime Even

01:00:30.510 --> 01:00:32.650
if it's just for a long weekend or even if it's

01:00:32.650 --> 01:00:35.530
just for a day who cares Yeah, by the way that

01:00:35.530 --> 01:00:39.389
Hell's Kitchen in Minneapolis the original Hell's

01:00:39.389 --> 01:00:41.989
Kitchen before Gordon Ramsay took the name I

01:00:41.989 --> 01:00:44.750
believe out in Vegas the original Hell's Kitchen

01:00:44.750 --> 01:00:49.550
in Minneapolis. Holy shit Yeah, so good. Yeah,

01:00:49.550 --> 01:00:53.730
I've been to the one in Vegas and it's the beef

01:00:53.730 --> 01:00:57.409
Wellington I can't say enough. Yeah. Yeah. I

01:00:57.409 --> 01:01:00.070
can't say enough. It's ball art. But anyway,

01:01:00.150 --> 01:01:03.090
before we get off, I've got one left. Had a lot

01:01:03.090 --> 01:01:08.889
today. At Stoner Stanley 420. My man. It is the

01:01:08.889 --> 01:01:15.750
Momo and Alan show. Yippee -doo. I am so happy.

01:01:16.210 --> 01:01:19.969
I am in the river. It's wet. I caught the squirrel

01:01:19.969 --> 01:01:26.860
on Tuesday. Whoa. I'm teaching him to swim. I

01:01:26.860 --> 01:01:31.440
think he's sleeping. Bye. Oh my god. I think

01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:33.940
he killed a squirrel. No, he's sleeping, clearly.

01:01:33.940 --> 01:01:36.099
He's sleeping. He's sleeping, clearly. It's the

01:01:36.099 --> 01:01:39.280
information I was given, at least. Alright. Oh

01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:43.300
my gosh. Well, to think his mortal enemy, this

01:01:43.300 --> 01:01:46.300
squirrel. It's a long -running story with old

01:01:46.300 --> 01:01:50.360
Stan. Oh my god. But to think he got him. And

01:01:50.360 --> 01:01:55.239
instead of being hateful or resentful, he's teaching

01:01:55.239 --> 01:01:58.579
the young lad how to swim. He is. And that's

01:01:58.579 --> 01:02:00.880
the character of a good human being. I think

01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:04.599
so. Now I'm going to propose a question to Stanley.

01:02:04.860 --> 01:02:08.079
Oh, listen up, Stan. This is definitely going

01:02:08.079 --> 01:02:09.760
to stun -lock him. He's going to be fucked up

01:02:09.760 --> 01:02:15.000
with this. Oh, no. Is water wet or does water

01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:19.800
just make things wet? Stan? Oh, wow. You might

01:02:19.800 --> 01:02:21.719
need another puff to think about that one, buddy.

01:02:22.059 --> 01:02:23.960
Dude, you're gonna break... You gotta take it

01:02:23.960 --> 01:02:26.179
easy on Stan. No. That's gonna break his brain.

01:02:26.820 --> 01:02:28.679
That's what I'm hoping for. Oh, that's what you're

01:02:28.679 --> 01:02:30.639
hoping for. It's not gonna break his brain. It's

01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:32.840
gonna be a breakthrough. It's gonna be a breakthrough.

01:02:32.980 --> 01:02:35.639
A breakthrough. Stan, before answering that question,

01:02:35.739 --> 01:02:39.159
get a stronger strain. And then give it a shot.

01:02:39.500 --> 01:02:42.000
Yeah. Then give it a shot. Alright, that's all

01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:45.139
I got. What do you got? I got a DM here from

01:02:45.139 --> 01:02:49.829
One Kangaroo Tops. What is the dude equivalent

01:02:49.829 --> 01:02:55.449
of quote taking the bra off for relaxation? The

01:02:55.449 --> 01:02:58.489
dude equivalent. Yeah my first thought because

01:02:58.489 --> 01:03:01.750
I have to wear steel toes. Yeah for my job Taking

01:03:01.750 --> 01:03:03.849
those off taking the shoes off take it off the

01:03:03.849 --> 01:03:06.889
heavy -ass work uniform. Yeah, cuz it's all like

01:03:06.889 --> 01:03:09.730
Dickies and Cintas brand and it's just this real

01:03:09.730 --> 01:03:12.769
durable fabric, but is Terrible in the summertime

01:03:12.769 --> 01:03:16.610
taking that off those boots off. Oh my god. It's

01:03:16.610 --> 01:03:20.940
freedom Yeah, that's a that's a good call. The

01:03:20.940 --> 01:03:24.179
shoes off is a good thing. I'll go a step further

01:03:24.179 --> 01:03:26.539
I'm talking about taking everything off in a

01:03:26.539 --> 01:03:29.639
quick shower after a long day. It's it's a reset

01:03:29.639 --> 01:03:32.519
It's it's a complete reset and that goes in but

01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:34.179
it doesn't matter what's in between your legs

01:03:34.179 --> 01:03:36.460
I think the quick shower. I think quick showers.

01:03:36.619 --> 01:03:39.099
It's a reset for anyone. Oh my god Yeah, it's

01:03:39.099 --> 01:03:41.619
a reset for anyone like I'll do that some days

01:03:41.619 --> 01:03:45.199
like if I've just had a day. I'll come home Bam,

01:03:45.280 --> 01:03:48.000
pop right in the shower. And then I'll be honest,

01:03:48.280 --> 01:03:51.139
like lately, after a long day, I do that. And

01:03:51.139 --> 01:03:53.800
then I pop in bed for like a 30 to 45 minute

01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:57.239
nap. It is killer. Power nap. Oh my God, I did

01:03:57.239 --> 01:03:59.719
that yesterday. And I woke up and I'm like, I'm

01:03:59.719 --> 01:04:01.559
hungry. I'm ready to eat. Yeah, let's freaking

01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:06.139
go chat. Oh yeah. Complete reset for sure. That

01:04:06.139 --> 01:04:10.639
is interesting though, because... I don't find

01:04:10.639 --> 01:04:15.260
any piece of, steel toe boots aside, but that

01:04:15.260 --> 01:04:19.079
doesn't matter what gender or sex you are. Anyone

01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:22.599
can wear steel toe boots for work. But I don't

01:04:22.599 --> 01:04:25.280
find any piece of clothing as restrictive as

01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:30.599
I've heard bras feel. Like boxer briefs, that's

01:04:30.599 --> 01:04:34.980
pretty natural feeling to wear. Shorts, t -shirts,

01:04:35.079 --> 01:04:38.230
what I'm wearing today, like... Don't know I

01:04:38.230 --> 01:04:40.889
feel like I will never have the experience of

01:04:40.889 --> 01:04:44.489
knowing what it's like Quite necessarily of the

01:04:44.489 --> 01:04:47.769
feeling of taking the bra off. Yeah, you know

01:04:47.769 --> 01:04:50.809
yeah, that's not something I get yeah No, I don't

01:04:50.809 --> 01:04:54.329
either cuz like if you're talking like boxers.

01:04:54.329 --> 01:04:57.269
It's like meh I mean, it's like it's not as big

01:04:57.269 --> 01:04:59.190
of a deal like if you were jeans all day I could

01:04:59.190 --> 01:05:02.429
imagine maybe oh yeah being like a thing. That's

01:05:02.429 --> 01:05:04.429
why I've stopped wearing jeans I don't like how

01:05:04.429 --> 01:05:07.260
jeans feel on me. That's fair. Yeah Yeah, that's

01:05:07.260 --> 01:05:10.719
totally fair. I got a question here from Krippigrew

01:05:10.719 --> 01:05:14.420
checking in again. Kripp. What company will you

01:05:14.420 --> 01:05:19.659
never give money to again? Ooh. Man, that's a

01:05:19.659 --> 01:05:25.179
tough one. Comcast, Walmart. Yeah, pretty much

01:05:25.179 --> 01:05:27.360
those two, first and foremost. Comcast and Walmart.

01:05:27.619 --> 01:05:30.639
Fuck the two of them. I know Comcast owns NBC

01:05:30.639 --> 01:05:35.219
now. Yeah. They own Xfinity and... It's a thing.

01:05:35.380 --> 01:05:38.340
It's a whole thing. Like if you draw the lines,

01:05:38.599 --> 01:05:40.920
like the quote -unquote family tree, so to speak,

01:05:41.440 --> 01:05:44.019
of the corporate version of that, you can connect

01:05:44.019 --> 01:05:46.260
almost anything. Oh, yeah. You can connect almost

01:05:46.260 --> 01:05:50.190
anything. They own so fucking much. Yeah. I can't

01:05:50.190 --> 01:05:55.170
disagree with that. Yeah, you know, I kind of

01:05:55.170 --> 01:05:57.309
feel that way. And then like, I need something

01:05:57.309 --> 01:06:00.829
on the quick and I pop in. So it's like, I try

01:06:00.829 --> 01:06:03.650
not to spend money there. But there's times where

01:06:03.650 --> 01:06:06.030
I pop in because I like number one, I know they're

01:06:06.030 --> 01:06:07.449
open. Number two, I know they'll have what I

01:06:07.449 --> 01:06:09.409
need. Yeah. So I just pop in there real quick.

01:06:09.510 --> 01:06:13.349
But I try not to. Yeah, I don't think I've shopped

01:06:13.349 --> 01:06:17.230
at Walmart in years. Yeah, I try not to go to

01:06:17.230 --> 01:06:19.670
Chick -fil -A if at all possible. I agree with

01:06:19.670 --> 01:06:22.929
that. Yeah, like look, I think the chicken sandwiches

01:06:22.929 --> 01:06:24.670
are good. I think they're a little bit overrated.

01:06:25.150 --> 01:06:27.909
I love the freaking waffle fries though. That's

01:06:27.909 --> 01:06:30.010
the thing they get like I don't even need the

01:06:30.010 --> 01:06:32.150
chicken. Like I just need the waffle fries. Yeah,

01:06:32.150 --> 01:06:35.590
like that part always gets me. But yeah, I try

01:06:35.590 --> 01:06:37.590
not to go to Chick -fil -A too often. Yeah, I'd

01:06:37.590 --> 01:06:42.599
agree with that. Oh, oh. Fucking Burger King.

01:06:43.380 --> 01:06:46.659
I was waiting for that. There we go. Fuck Burger

01:06:46.659 --> 01:06:49.659
King. Oh no. You call yourself the Burger King.

01:06:50.300 --> 01:06:54.039
Your burgers are the most dog shit foul. I wouldn't

01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:57.000
feed it to my dog. It's that bad No, I wouldn't

01:06:57.000 --> 01:06:59.579
feed it to my dog. It's that bad. It's it's it's

01:06:59.579 --> 01:07:04.159
not human version of AI slop that we just ingest

01:07:04.159 --> 01:07:06.539
Yeah, it tastes like shit. They pump it full

01:07:06.539 --> 01:07:09.280
of chemicals to make it taste charbroiled grill

01:07:09.280 --> 01:07:12.000
grill cooked Yeah, instead of actually fucking

01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:15.159
making a good burger. You could just commit to

01:07:15.159 --> 01:07:17.500
making a good burger, but you don't that's true,

01:07:17.539 --> 01:07:20.980
but you don't mm -hmm And also the shit they

01:07:20.980 --> 01:07:23.699
tried to pull in Australia with an existing brand

01:07:23.699 --> 01:07:26.300
in Australia called Burger King. Burger King

01:07:26.300 --> 01:07:28.099
shows up there. They're like, oh, we're taking

01:07:28.099 --> 01:07:30.460
the name. Australia looked at them and said,

01:07:30.659 --> 01:07:33.440
no, you're not. I think they go by Hungry Jacks

01:07:33.440 --> 01:07:36.260
down there. Oh, no shit. I believe that's right.

01:07:36.380 --> 01:07:39.179
Burger King is Hungry Jacks. There is in Illinois,

01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:42.880
and I don't know if it's Charleston or near Charleston,

01:07:43.559 --> 01:07:48.210
there is a restaurant called Burger King. The

01:07:48.210 --> 01:07:52.170
actual corporate Burger King cannot open a chain

01:07:52.170 --> 01:07:56.309
restaurant within like a 10 square mile of that

01:07:56.309 --> 01:07:58.510
good restaurant. Fuck Burger King. So there's

01:07:58.510 --> 01:08:01.309
a mom and pop called Burger King and the chain

01:08:01.309 --> 01:08:04.289
cannot open anywhere near them. Good. Good. Fuck

01:08:04.289 --> 01:08:07.769
Burger King. Yeah. Wow. Disgusting food. Foul

01:08:07.769 --> 01:08:10.369
practices. Quote of the day. Underpaid employees.

01:08:10.710 --> 01:08:16.649
Yeah. Yeah. Foul. Anywho. Anyway. Last DM I received

01:08:16.649 --> 01:08:21.680
for the day. From Brungus Bungus, what's the

01:08:21.680 --> 01:08:27.739
scariest thing you ever saw? Ooh, okay. For me,

01:08:28.199 --> 01:08:31.840
I was in grade school. I can't remember how old

01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:35.100
I was. I was old enough to remember this, seventh,

01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:39.779
eighth grade maybe. And I was on the block doing

01:08:39.779 --> 01:08:41.380
something, probably seeing a friend or whatever,

01:08:41.680 --> 01:08:43.600
or just coming back from baseball, some shit.

01:08:43.979 --> 01:08:46.960
But I'm walking home. And there's two men running

01:08:46.960 --> 01:08:49.439
down the street. One man is ahead of the other

01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:53.760
one by 30 feet, 35 feet, and they have guns.

01:08:54.319 --> 01:08:56.319
Holy shit. And they are aimed at one another.

01:08:56.779 --> 01:09:01.479
And so one guy shot, missed wildly, and the other

01:09:01.479 --> 01:09:03.680
guy's gun was empty. And they're running down

01:09:03.680 --> 01:09:06.659
the street. Now, with both guns empty, click,

01:09:06.760 --> 01:09:09.380
click, click, click, click. Yeah. So I'm like,

01:09:09.380 --> 01:09:13.260
shit. I run up the driveway of my parents' house.

01:09:13.609 --> 01:09:16.029
There is a fence that they had going into their

01:09:16.029 --> 01:09:19.170
backyard, which was three and a half, four feet

01:09:19.170 --> 01:09:24.289
off the ground. Yeah. I hurdled that shit. Caught

01:09:24.289 --> 01:09:29.529
my shoelace. Oh no. I cleared that fucker. Caught

01:09:29.529 --> 01:09:33.869
my shoelace on one of the spokes. Flipped upside

01:09:33.869 --> 01:09:36.449
down, and now I'm upside down on the inside part

01:09:36.449 --> 01:09:40.220
of the fence. Sitting there going holy shit these

01:09:40.220 --> 01:09:42.199
dudes are trying to kill each other and now I'm

01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:44.840
upside down on a fence Oh my god, I'm like pulling

01:09:44.840 --> 01:09:48.000
my shoe and I'm yelling and whatever and so finally

01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:51.560
I just pull my foot out of the shoe grab my shoe

01:09:51.560 --> 01:09:54.899
of course my parents are like Why are you making

01:09:54.899 --> 01:10:00.520
all the noise? Like, I just am causing problems

01:10:00.520 --> 01:10:02.819
because I just wanted to hurdle the fence and

01:10:02.819 --> 01:10:05.359
get caught upside down. You know, now these guys

01:10:05.359 --> 01:10:07.140
are shooting at each other. So there used to

01:10:07.140 --> 01:10:10.399
be a bar on Western Avenue called Wright's Tap

01:10:10.399 --> 01:10:12.739
and then a cop bought it and called it Wrong's

01:10:12.739 --> 01:10:15.439
Tap. You can't make this shit up. It's so Chicago.

01:10:15.739 --> 01:10:17.619
Anyway, apparently two cops got drunk and they

01:10:17.619 --> 01:10:19.760
were mad at each other and decided to start shitting

01:10:19.760 --> 01:10:21.949
at one another. Oh my god. Yep. there you go

01:10:21.949 --> 01:10:25.909
swine but i was i was terrified i was like i'm

01:10:25.909 --> 01:10:28.029
gonna get i'm gonna get shot over there beef

01:10:28.029 --> 01:10:31.890
that's nuts yeah that's why i don't think i've

01:10:31.890 --> 01:10:34.949
had an experience like that um but i did have

01:10:34.949 --> 01:10:39.369
i i'm not necessarily what you would call a believer

01:10:39.369 --> 01:10:42.989
in in ghosts and spirits but i have seen some

01:10:42.989 --> 01:10:47.909
shit that makes me question sure where our First

01:10:47.909 --> 01:10:50.689
house here out in South Haven our family home.

01:10:50.850 --> 01:10:53.130
Yeah, we got we moved out here when I was like

01:10:53.130 --> 01:10:57.449
four or five years old from Chicago and I do

01:10:57.449 --> 01:11:02.930
been 12 maybe 13 It was I was old enough that

01:11:02.930 --> 01:11:05.109
we had the family computer and what was the dining

01:11:05.109 --> 01:11:07.649
room? Yeah, right. So I had to have been 12 13

01:11:07.649 --> 01:11:10.619
14 something like that And I was up late, later

01:11:10.619 --> 01:11:14.260
than most everyone else in the house. And across

01:11:14.260 --> 01:11:17.479
the living room, you could see the hallway that

01:11:17.479 --> 01:11:19.840
leads to the bedrooms and the restroom down there.

01:11:20.260 --> 01:11:23.220
And the hallway light was on, and we only had

01:11:23.220 --> 01:11:25.100
like a table light in the living room on, so

01:11:25.100 --> 01:11:27.680
it was kind of dim. But in the hallway, clear

01:11:27.680 --> 01:11:31.899
as fucking day, I saw a, I don't know, maybe

01:11:31.899 --> 01:11:36.159
5 '10", looking teenage guy with like medium

01:11:36.159 --> 01:11:39.460
length hair. walk into my sister's bedroom. And

01:11:39.460 --> 01:11:42.619
I was like, what the fuck? Like I was looking

01:11:42.619 --> 01:11:44.479
that way and I saw it happen. I was like, what

01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:46.439
the hell? So I take like my headphones off and

01:11:46.439 --> 01:11:49.420
I walk over there. Mind you, I'm the only guy

01:11:49.420 --> 01:11:52.500
in the house. Well, you were sleeping. I think

01:11:52.500 --> 01:11:54.479
mom was sleeping. And besides that, it was just

01:11:54.479 --> 01:11:57.420
the three sisters. So I'm the only awake dude.

01:11:58.060 --> 01:12:01.140
I'm like, okay, where did that dude just go that

01:12:01.140 --> 01:12:03.560
I just saw? Turns out there was never a dude.

01:12:04.260 --> 01:12:06.640
All the sisters were sleeping. in the hallway.

01:12:07.119 --> 01:12:08.659
There's no one in my room, which was next door

01:12:08.659 --> 01:12:10.819
to their room. No one in the bathroom. I'm like,

01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:14.659
what the fuck did I just see? But it was so clear.

01:12:14.659 --> 01:12:19.439
Oh yeah. That I'm like, I'm befuddled at that

01:12:19.439 --> 01:12:21.899
point. I'm like, I don't think this house is

01:12:21.899 --> 01:12:25.560
haunted, but I'm pretty sure, like, I don't,

01:12:25.560 --> 01:12:27.159
like, I don't know. I don't know what I saw.

01:12:27.359 --> 01:12:30.420
Right. But it was, it was alarming. Like, the

01:12:30.420 --> 01:12:32.020
hairs on my arms are sticking up. Oh yeah. I'm

01:12:32.020 --> 01:12:35.359
like, oh my god. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's well,

01:12:35.380 --> 01:12:38.239
I'm glad you mentioned that because I you know,

01:12:38.319 --> 01:12:42.079
there's quickly I'll just tell two one. I was

01:12:42.079 --> 01:12:46.340
God Once again price seventh eighth grade, maybe

01:12:46.340 --> 01:12:49.760
a freshman in high school and I'm in bed Living

01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:52.739
to my parents house and I might my father used

01:12:52.739 --> 01:12:56.779
to Practice the dark arts a little bit. Oh sure,

01:12:56.779 --> 01:12:59.579
you know hypnotist psychic all that kind of stuff

01:12:59.579 --> 01:13:04.359
but my mom was super Catholic so she doubled

01:13:04.359 --> 01:13:07.000
down had like crucifixes in every room. Yeah.

01:13:07.060 --> 01:13:08.960
Yeah, you're gonna screw with this. I'm gonna

01:13:08.960 --> 01:13:12.460
make sure Jesus is around Always watching always

01:13:12.460 --> 01:13:16.319
watching and so one night I'm in bed and these

01:13:16.319 --> 01:13:19.319
three dark figures are standing over my bed Clear

01:13:19.319 --> 01:13:22.079
as fucking day. I'm wide awake. I know I'm not

01:13:22.079 --> 01:13:25.840
sleeping I can't move cannot move a leg cannot

01:13:25.840 --> 01:13:29.180
move an arm. I cannot get up out of bed and I'm

01:13:29.180 --> 01:13:32.399
just sitting there And like I felt like these

01:13:32.399 --> 01:13:35.659
things wanted to do harm to me, but I couldn't

01:13:35.659 --> 01:13:39.800
move. My heart is beating out of my chest. I'm

01:13:39.800 --> 01:13:42.039
like, I don't know what to do. So I literally

01:13:42.039 --> 01:13:44.640
just closed my eyes super tight and I said, I

01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:47.579
figure I'm tired. If I just keep my eyes closed,

01:13:47.579 --> 01:13:50.600
I will fall back asleep. Right. Maybe I'll be

01:13:50.600 --> 01:13:53.119
okay then. And I still felt like for a while

01:13:53.119 --> 01:13:55.619
I could not move. And then for whatever reason,

01:13:55.720 --> 01:13:59.409
I woke up in the morning and I was fine. So like

01:13:59.409 --> 01:14:03.369
that one was terrifying. Right, right. Absolutely

01:14:03.369 --> 01:14:06.329
terrifying. Another one, we're in this house

01:14:06.329 --> 01:14:08.630
we used to own in Bolingbrook, Illinois. And

01:14:08.630 --> 01:14:11.829
it was late, bit of a night all, kind of almost

01:14:11.829 --> 01:14:13.909
always. And so it was like almost two in the

01:14:13.909 --> 01:14:16.090
morning, and I was up, I'm putzing around downstairs.

01:14:16.729 --> 01:14:19.210
All the kids are asleep, Chris is asleep, and

01:14:19.210 --> 01:14:21.329
I'm in the kitchen. I have a glass of water on

01:14:21.329 --> 01:14:23.449
the kitchen table. It used to be this long kind

01:14:23.449 --> 01:14:27.250
of, kind of like blonde, woodish type. table

01:14:27.250 --> 01:14:30.649
in the kitchen and I had a glass of water on

01:14:30.649 --> 01:14:33.310
one end of it and it literally I watched it I

01:14:33.310 --> 01:14:35.109
literally watched it move from one end of the

01:14:35.109 --> 01:14:39.109
table to the other end of the table and Goosebumps

01:14:39.109 --> 01:14:42.090
popping. Yeah, and I grabbed it because I'm like

01:14:42.090 --> 01:14:43.930
it's going to slide off the table So I grabbed

01:14:43.930 --> 01:14:45.949
it and soon as I grabbed it and picked it up.

01:14:45.949 --> 01:14:52.399
I heard the voice Oh man. Kid, you not. I will

01:14:52.399 --> 01:14:55.720
swear on anybody's grave on this. I grabbed it.

01:14:56.060 --> 01:14:59.000
I literally tossed it into the sink where the

01:14:59.000 --> 01:15:01.439
glass wouldn't break, but like didn't set it

01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:05.899
in there. I ran up those stairs so fucking fast

01:15:05.899 --> 01:15:10.260
and got into bed. I was shaking, cold sweat,

01:15:10.479 --> 01:15:12.579
shaking the whole thing. And your mother woke

01:15:12.579 --> 01:15:15.520
up just a millisecond enough to be like, you

01:15:15.520 --> 01:15:18.020
okay? I'm like, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

01:15:18.159 --> 01:15:20.579
I literally like had the covers over my head.

01:15:20.920 --> 01:15:24.100
I'm freaking the fuck out. So yeah, that was

01:15:24.100 --> 01:15:28.109
enough for me. Damn. That was... So as Aiden

01:15:28.109 --> 01:15:30.369
said, do I have proof of anything? I do not.

01:15:30.810 --> 01:15:32.750
Do I think there's some other shit going on that

01:15:32.750 --> 01:15:35.710
we just can't see or observe? Whatever. Yes,

01:15:35.710 --> 01:15:38.630
I do. 100 % because I've experienced it personally.

01:15:39.390 --> 01:15:43.050
Yeah. Wild shit. Wild shit, for sure. Wild. Before

01:15:43.050 --> 01:15:45.789
we take a break, we got a couple of things. Aiden

01:15:45.789 --> 01:15:47.850
does this thing called Other Foods. Oh, that

01:15:47.850 --> 01:15:49.689
was your last one, by the way, yeah? Yes, that's

01:15:49.689 --> 01:15:52.989
correct. Please send us your DMs. Send them to

01:15:52.989 --> 01:15:56.649
us. We will read them. Maybe answer them. Maybe.

01:15:56.989 --> 01:15:59.649
Maybe. But Aidan does this thing called the other

01:15:59.649 --> 01:16:03.550
food. So he scours the globe. Spends minutes

01:16:03.550 --> 01:16:08.189
doing this. And he finds some really nasty shit

01:16:08.189 --> 01:16:11.369
that people eat. Yeah. That I do. I'm wondering

01:16:11.369 --> 01:16:14.670
what you found this week. Well, I found one crazy

01:16:14.670 --> 01:16:18.930
man's concoctions. Oh. Out of Ohio, USA. Oh.

01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:22.159
Okay, well, yeah. And I've brought this individual

01:16:22.159 --> 01:16:26.279
up on while you were sleeping before. Oh, okay.

01:16:26.319 --> 01:16:29.939
Their name is Uwo's Lab. Mm -hmm. This crazy

01:16:29.939 --> 01:16:33.680
Ohio guy that just does shit for the love of

01:16:33.680 --> 01:16:36.939
the game. So he's got expertise in electronics

01:16:36.939 --> 01:16:39.199
and science and things like that. Gotcha. So

01:16:39.199 --> 01:16:42.180
he just builds shit in his basement. And he had

01:16:42.180 --> 01:16:45.420
this crazy idea recently. He posted a video on

01:16:45.420 --> 01:16:49.010
his YouTube channel. Okay. Titled... carbonating

01:16:49.010 --> 01:16:53.930
the craziest things in a soda maker. Oh. So I

01:16:53.930 --> 01:16:56.449
have a small list, of course there's more, he

01:16:56.449 --> 01:16:58.270
did more than what I'm about to mention, but

01:16:58.270 --> 01:17:02.449
I just picked up the highlights of things he

01:17:02.449 --> 01:17:06.890
carbonated in his soda maker and sampled on a

01:17:06.890 --> 01:17:12.149
live stream. I like this. Carbonated ranch dressing.

01:17:12.949 --> 01:17:20.869
Ah, why? Yeah. Yeah. carbonated warm tomato soup.

01:17:21.590 --> 01:17:27.930
Ooh. Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. He carbonated

01:17:27.930 --> 01:17:32.069
sweet corn. You know, you get those cans of sweet

01:17:32.069 --> 01:17:34.489
corn and they've got the liquid in there. Yeah.

01:17:34.810 --> 01:17:38.789
He carbonated that. Oh, dude. I let it then know.

01:17:39.050 --> 01:17:41.869
Yeah. Carbonated sweet corn. He did carbonated

01:17:41.869 --> 01:17:45.619
sour cream. And like some of these substances,

01:17:45.659 --> 01:17:49.359
right, are too thick to hold carbonation, because

01:17:49.359 --> 01:17:52.479
carbonation needs to be liquid, right? So these

01:17:52.479 --> 01:17:54.800
thicker substances, like sour cream, he would

01:17:54.800 --> 01:17:58.960
add water to. Watered down sour cream carbonated,

01:17:59.479 --> 01:18:01.039
because that's the only way it would hold the

01:18:01.039 --> 01:18:06.680
carbonation. Oh, God. He did Alfredo sauce. Chunky

01:18:06.680 --> 01:18:10.939
clam chowder. What? Carbonated chunky clam chowder.

01:18:12.109 --> 01:18:16.149
carbonated crushed pineapple which mind you that

01:18:16.149 --> 01:18:18.869
one's got its merits yeah because pineapple is

01:18:18.869 --> 01:18:23.149
already a sweet kind of juice um and lastly certainly

01:18:23.149 --> 01:18:29.529
not least he carbonated nacho cheese sauce okay

01:18:29.529 --> 01:18:35.350
in this ohio basement a madman did all of that

01:18:35.350 --> 01:18:39.430
that's uh oh god that's mad scientist shit right

01:18:39.430 --> 01:18:42.430
there Oh yeah, he's kind of the embodiment of

01:18:42.430 --> 01:18:45.350
a mad scientist, the crazy shit on that YouTube

01:18:45.350 --> 01:18:48.050
channel. Yikes. I can't recommend that enough,

01:18:48.689 --> 01:18:52.130
but I watched that video and I'm like, this has

01:18:52.130 --> 01:18:54.970
got to be the other foods, because it just fits.

01:18:55.909 --> 01:18:58.170
Ain't no way you carbonate clam chowder and I

01:18:58.170 --> 01:19:03.180
can't talk about it. So that's what's up. That's

01:19:03.180 --> 01:19:04.920
what's up. If anyone's curious out there and

01:19:04.920 --> 01:19:06.619
you've got a little soda stream or something

01:19:06.619 --> 01:19:09.840
like that, go ahead. Go for it. Go ahead. I'm

01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:12.380
not going to stop you. Yeah. You might void your

01:19:12.380 --> 01:19:15.210
warranty on it, but you might. Yeah, it's possible.

01:19:15.449 --> 01:19:17.409
It's a thought. It's not advice, but it's a thought.

01:19:17.630 --> 01:19:19.470
I'm really interested in that carbonated sweet

01:19:19.470 --> 01:19:24.369
corn. Carbonated Alfredo sauce. Oh, no, no. You

01:19:24.369 --> 01:19:27.109
imagine slurping down some fettuccine Alfredo

01:19:27.109 --> 01:19:28.770
and you get a little carbonation in there. And

01:19:28.770 --> 01:19:31.430
you get that little, yeah, no, I'm really, I'm

01:19:31.430 --> 01:19:35.750
good with that. Before we hit that break, frozen

01:19:35.750 --> 01:19:40.430
review. I'm back on that. Lean cuisine, ricotta

01:19:40.430 --> 01:19:43.689
cheese and spinach ravioli. I've done the regular

01:19:43.689 --> 01:19:48.449
ravioli before. This was very similar. I don't

01:19:48.449 --> 01:19:52.130
know why it says ricotta. It's always ricotta.

01:19:52.329 --> 01:19:56.289
So I don't know why they chose to specify that

01:19:56.289 --> 01:19:58.930
in this. So really they just added the spinach,

01:19:59.430 --> 01:20:03.989
which wasn't much of an add or subtraction. It

01:20:03.989 --> 01:20:06.770
just kind of was there. The sauce was still the

01:20:06.770 --> 01:20:09.970
sauce. The raviolis are still raviolis. The grade

01:20:09.970 --> 01:20:14.109
very similar in that It was good. The form factor

01:20:14.109 --> 01:20:16.689
hadn't changed. The form factor hadn't changed.

01:20:17.229 --> 01:20:20.210
The fact that it probably was just a smidge too

01:20:20.210 --> 01:20:22.649
small to be considered a meal. If you had two

01:20:22.649 --> 01:20:25.770
of them, you'd probably be good. Price -wise,

01:20:25.909 --> 01:20:32.529
still that $33 .78. Okay. Kind of ballpark. Just

01:20:32.529 --> 01:20:36.029
below $4. Just below $4. So that's kind of what

01:20:36.029 --> 01:20:39.289
it is. Overall taste, not bad. Consistency, not

01:20:39.289 --> 01:20:44.470
bad. Not enough of the raviolis. But I didn't

01:20:44.470 --> 01:20:47.770
notice much of a difference in this particular

01:20:47.770 --> 01:20:51.170
ravioli than the regular one. So I'm pretty sure

01:20:51.170 --> 01:20:53.229
the other one was about this grade and I just

01:20:53.229 --> 01:20:56.789
stuck with it. 7 -8. That's fair. 7 -8. So like

01:20:56.789 --> 01:20:59.109
I said, it's not bad. You might have to do two

01:20:59.109 --> 01:21:01.390
of them if you're gonna make a meal. Shucks!

01:21:01.920 --> 01:21:04.920
Yeah. You'd think the addition of a vegetable,

01:21:05.500 --> 01:21:07.640
known for its flavor, whether you like it or

01:21:07.640 --> 01:21:10.100
not, known for its flavor, would change the dish.

01:21:10.199 --> 01:21:11.979
And that's unfortunate. It really didn't. It

01:21:11.979 --> 01:21:14.619
hadn't. It really, yeah. And that's unfortunate

01:21:14.619 --> 01:21:17.539
because I do, I'm not a huge spinach fan, but

01:21:17.539 --> 01:21:20.859
I do enjoy it in Italian meals. Yeah. Like on

01:21:20.859 --> 01:21:25.199
a pizza, it's good. I've had it in like a chicken

01:21:25.199 --> 01:21:29.170
Alfredo dish before, so it's good. Ravioli. It

01:21:29.170 --> 01:21:31.170
just wasn't much of a difference. Not enough

01:21:31.170 --> 01:21:35.390
to boost the grade or reduce it. Yeah. It's a

01:21:35.390 --> 01:21:38.029
shame. So seven, eight. It's not bad. You might

01:21:38.029 --> 01:21:40.810
need two for a meal. That's about it. So what

01:21:40.810 --> 01:21:41.789
we're going to do, we're going to take a quick

01:21:41.789 --> 01:21:45.109
break. We've got our main segment coming up.

01:21:45.909 --> 01:21:48.590
We've done this before. I believe we did maybe

01:21:48.590 --> 01:21:50.750
on the radio side have done this. Yeah, years

01:21:50.750 --> 01:21:53.130
ago. But there's been new movies and other things

01:21:53.130 --> 01:21:55.189
going on. So we're going to do our top 10 Marvel

01:21:55.189 --> 01:21:58.789
movies when we get back. Yo, yo, we are back

01:21:58.789 --> 01:22:01.930
gonna take one less break this particular show

01:22:01.930 --> 01:22:05.409
We ran on a little bit had a lot of DMS and and

01:22:05.409 --> 01:22:08.189
we were yapping like we're yapping We're yapping,

01:22:08.250 --> 01:22:10.189
but that's why you listen and we love you for

01:22:10.189 --> 01:22:12.770
it. Thank you We're the yap masters mark Maloney

01:22:12.770 --> 01:22:16.890
aid Maloney. It's mark mo show and Are you just

01:22:16.890 --> 01:22:18.850
made the list for this week? Which is our top

01:22:18.850 --> 01:22:21.170
ten list ten through two our big number one reveal

01:22:21.170 --> 01:22:26.859
on various topics this week top ten Marvel movies

01:22:26.859 --> 01:22:31.899
and I've consulted our rule book and let's see

01:22:31.899 --> 01:22:36.380
page 10 Subsection B. No rules. No rules. Thank

01:22:36.380 --> 01:22:38.180
God. No rules. Yeah, I was a little worried about

01:22:38.180 --> 01:22:41.859
that one No, no rules at all. So here we go top

01:22:41.859 --> 01:22:44.939
10 Marvel movies and once you kick us off on

01:22:44.939 --> 01:22:46.939
this one Alright, I'll start with my number 10

01:22:46.939 --> 01:22:49.140
go through number two save my big number one

01:22:49.140 --> 01:22:53.340
reveal for the end Number 10 Captain America

01:22:53.340 --> 01:22:58.479
the first Avenger As far as story starts for

01:22:58.479 --> 01:23:00.560
individual characters, I thought it was fantastic.

01:23:00.640 --> 01:23:05.800
It's great. Iconic type movie. Number nine, The

01:23:05.800 --> 01:23:09.319
Avengers. Yep. The first one that came out. The

01:23:09.319 --> 01:23:12.760
real colliding of worlds with all these heroes

01:23:12.760 --> 01:23:16.600
and villains and man, what a show. We saw that

01:23:16.600 --> 01:23:21.420
in theaters. It was so hype. Number eight, Avengers

01:23:21.420 --> 01:23:25.239
Infinity War. I thought it was fantastic. It's

01:23:25.239 --> 01:23:28.239
great. Absolutely fantastic. And I believe that

01:23:28.239 --> 01:23:32.239
occurred in phase three, if I'm remembering right.

01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:35.800
Yeah. And it started to marry a lot of these

01:23:35.800 --> 01:23:38.119
other movies and started bringing all of that

01:23:38.119 --> 01:23:40.000
together. All the storylines, yeah. It was kind

01:23:40.000 --> 01:23:44.220
of like the penultimate climax of these three

01:23:44.220 --> 01:23:50.079
phases. Number seven, which everything is S tier

01:23:50.079 --> 01:23:54.289
with this. Number seven is so good. Thor Ragnarok.

01:23:54.630 --> 01:23:58.229
Yep. What an amazing movie. So good. Immigrant

01:23:58.229 --> 01:24:00.770
song. They cracked out the immigrant song. Get

01:24:00.770 --> 01:24:04.970
real, boys. When you're talking about epic scenes,

01:24:05.810 --> 01:24:08.789
battle scenes, and we know the Avengers movies

01:24:08.789 --> 01:24:12.109
have those. For the standalone movies, one of

01:24:12.109 --> 01:24:15.850
the best. Oh, easily. The song sets it up. Great

01:24:15.850 --> 01:24:19.649
battle scene. Seeing Thor and Loki fight. together

01:24:19.649 --> 01:24:23.949
yeah great yes love that movie number six captain

01:24:23.949 --> 01:24:28.989
america civil war another one of these hero heavy

01:24:28.989 --> 01:24:33.369
type movies but in a different sense yeah in

01:24:33.369 --> 01:24:36.430
a different way right where they they you know

01:24:36.430 --> 01:24:38.470
you're seeing these avengers a group of people

01:24:38.470 --> 01:24:42.329
but then there's just differing views of how

01:24:42.329 --> 01:24:46.470
they should Manage their affairs or police the

01:24:46.470 --> 01:24:48.470
world and just kind of like these two parties

01:24:48.470 --> 01:24:51.069
that have differing views right and how heroes

01:24:51.069 --> 01:24:55.350
themselves being these otherworldly strong beings

01:24:55.350 --> 01:25:00.529
Should or shouldn't police? Humans yes, and protecting

01:25:00.529 --> 01:25:04.350
earth and yeah, they're overarching Body of government

01:25:04.350 --> 01:25:07.930
should be yeah very good number five guardians

01:25:07.930 --> 01:25:10.970
of the galaxy Great. So great. The soundtrack,

01:25:11.109 --> 01:25:15.090
unreal. The acting was fantastic and I love the

01:25:15.090 --> 01:25:19.369
characters. Number four, Captain America Winter

01:25:19.369 --> 01:25:23.810
Soldier. Yeah. What a great movie. Yep. What

01:25:23.810 --> 01:25:26.029
a damn great movie. There's not enough I can

01:25:26.029 --> 01:25:31.359
say about it. Number three, Doctor Strange. I

01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:34.039
love the Doctor Strange movies. I think they're

01:25:34.039 --> 01:25:36.939
fantastic. And then, like, the character development

01:25:36.939 --> 01:25:39.619
of Stephen Strange is incredible. What's huge,

01:25:39.739 --> 01:25:44.439
and you, you know, you see his arc and how he

01:25:44.439 --> 01:25:48.819
develops through learned behavior largely. Right.

01:25:49.739 --> 01:25:53.100
And becoming kind of this master sorcerer. It's

01:25:53.100 --> 01:25:57.720
it's really it's amazing. Right and You you have

01:25:57.720 --> 01:26:00.979
no idea how important he will become. Oh, yeah

01:26:00.979 --> 01:26:04.760
Yeah, and it's such a stark contrast to from

01:26:04.760 --> 01:26:08.300
say Captain America the first Avenger where Steve

01:26:08.300 --> 01:26:11.899
Rogers was heroic even before he got his powers

01:26:11.899 --> 01:26:14.560
He was just a scrawny kid. Oh sure at the time.

01:26:14.560 --> 01:26:17.680
Whereas Stephen Strange He's kind of this Chodester

01:26:17.680 --> 01:26:20.779
surgeon. It's kind of a dick. Yeah, he's like

01:26:20.779 --> 01:26:25.310
half unlikable And then he learns character growth,

01:26:25.609 --> 01:26:29.569
so important for a good movie. And number two,

01:26:29.810 --> 01:26:31.529
which I was debating at putting at number one,

01:26:31.649 --> 01:26:35.470
but number two, Spider -Man No Way Home. That's

01:26:35.470 --> 01:26:39.590
awesome. Incredible movie. Tobey Maguire, my

01:26:39.590 --> 01:26:45.050
king. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What a G. Great film. Here's

01:26:45.050 --> 01:26:48.859
what's funny. So. Aiden and I and his sister

01:26:48.859 --> 01:26:51.539
Sarah were kind of the comic -con geeks whatever

01:26:51.539 --> 01:26:54.800
and Marvel's our shit not that we we don't we

01:26:54.800 --> 01:26:57.899
love Batman and Christian Bale's working on it

01:26:57.899 --> 01:27:00.939
yeah all of that like we're on board with that

01:27:01.210 --> 01:27:04.750
Not huge DC fans, though. Because ever since,

01:27:04.850 --> 01:27:07.970
in my opinion, ever since the Dark Knight trilogy,

01:27:08.430 --> 01:27:10.670
DC didn't pop off the same. Nah, they just kind

01:27:10.670 --> 01:27:13.430
of shit the bed. Never popped off the same. Our

01:27:13.430 --> 01:27:15.329
mothers are both named Martha. I'm like, what

01:27:15.329 --> 01:27:17.329
are you doing? What are we doing here, guys?

01:27:17.329 --> 01:27:20.149
Oh, I'm angry. The newest Superman movie, I will

01:27:20.149 --> 01:27:23.250
say. Very good. Better. It seems like they're

01:27:23.250 --> 01:27:26.310
kind of going the right direction now. At any

01:27:26.310 --> 01:27:29.470
rate, oh, and Nathan Fillion as Green Lantern.

01:27:30.060 --> 01:27:33.140
Four stars. My man. Four stars. That dude's awesome.

01:27:33.140 --> 01:27:36.380
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's so good. So anyway, Aiden

01:27:36.380 --> 01:27:39.920
and I, based on what he just read to us on his

01:27:39.920 --> 01:27:46.060
top nine. We only disagreed on one really Only

01:27:46.060 --> 01:27:49.739
on one I didn't put dr. Strange. I thought a

01:27:49.739 --> 01:27:51.680
lot about dr. Strange because I love the character.

01:27:51.739 --> 01:27:54.939
Yeah. Yeah I probably if I had an honorable mention

01:27:54.939 --> 01:27:57.020
I put him on there. I do love that character.

01:27:57.020 --> 01:28:00.720
I love the movies the one Most recent one that

01:28:00.720 --> 01:28:02.779
they did was Sam Raimi directing and they put

01:28:02.779 --> 01:28:05.340
Bruce Campbell as a cameo Sam Raimi just like

01:28:05.340 --> 01:28:07.560
he did in his spider -man movies It's so awesome

01:28:07.560 --> 01:28:11.970
good like that's a good movie, too But here we

01:28:11.970 --> 01:28:15.090
go. Ten Guardians of the Galaxy. Nine, The Avengers.

01:28:15.750 --> 01:28:18.770
Eight, Captain America, The First Avenger. Seven,

01:28:19.149 --> 01:28:21.109
I think this is where we differed, Iron Man.

01:28:21.310 --> 01:28:24.750
Oh, yeah. Six. That kicked everything off. Yes.

01:28:24.850 --> 01:28:29.810
Yeah. Six, Captain America, Civil War. Five,

01:28:30.130 --> 01:28:33.130
Spider -Man, No Way Home. Number four, Avengers

01:28:33.130 --> 01:28:36.329
Infinity War. Number three, Thor Ragnarok. Thor

01:28:36.329 --> 01:28:40.300
Ragnarok's so good. And number two. Avengers

01:28:40.300 --> 01:28:45.340
Endgame. Ooh. Number two. Interesante considering

01:28:45.340 --> 01:28:50.319
my number one would be Avengers Endgame. The

01:28:50.319 --> 01:28:54.859
culmination of 23 movies or whatever. 27 or whatever

01:28:54.859 --> 01:28:57.479
it was. Like it's never been done before. 27

01:28:57.479 --> 01:28:59.880
odd movies. Never been done. All these different

01:28:59.880 --> 01:29:03.680
storylines with all their strands and it's just

01:29:03.680 --> 01:29:07.229
incredible. Yeah. It's incredible and that The

01:29:07.229 --> 01:29:10.310
reason I didn't put infinity or higher which

01:29:10.310 --> 01:29:12.250
it definitely could have been like it was on

01:29:12.250 --> 01:29:15.869
on your list Yeah, is because the the climax

01:29:15.869 --> 01:29:18.670
of? All of these stories coming together happened

01:29:18.670 --> 01:29:23.109
in Endgame, where Infinity War was the... It

01:29:23.109 --> 01:29:25.930
was the pass. It was the pass to Oldboy that

01:29:25.930 --> 01:29:28.590
hit the three -pointer, you know? Yes. So I put

01:29:28.590 --> 01:29:30.170
the three -pointer on there, but you can't get

01:29:30.170 --> 01:29:32.250
there without Infinity War, of course. You really

01:29:32.250 --> 01:29:34.289
can, and when you first watch it, because you

01:29:34.289 --> 01:29:36.010
don't know what you don't know. So when they

01:29:36.010 --> 01:29:39.289
got to Infinity War, and all these people disappear,

01:29:39.949 --> 01:29:43.010
your thought is... They're gone. Chet, we're

01:29:43.010 --> 01:29:45.649
cooked. They're gone. Yeah. And you're left with

01:29:45.649 --> 01:29:48.810
the OG Avengers. no surprise but you're left

01:29:48.810 --> 01:29:51.090
with the og avengers so two things are like okay

01:29:51.090 --> 01:29:54.569
plus ant man plus ant man you're left with all

01:29:54.569 --> 01:29:56.789
these og avengers and you're just thinking okay

01:29:56.789 --> 01:29:59.729
all these people are gone gone and it's down

01:29:59.729 --> 01:30:02.850
to the og avengers to make shit right but you're

01:30:02.850 --> 01:30:04.710
with the understanding like all these other people

01:30:04.710 --> 01:30:07.729
are probably gone they're done yeah like you

01:30:07.729 --> 01:30:11.350
have no idea what's gonna happen uh but it's

01:30:11.350 --> 01:30:16.060
so so good I love it. I guess I'll get to my

01:30:16.060 --> 01:30:19.119
number one, which is one that Aiden already mentioned,

01:30:19.859 --> 01:30:21.939
Captain America The Winter Soldier. So good.

01:30:21.939 --> 01:30:25.720
I just feel like even if that was a standalone

01:30:25.720 --> 01:30:29.180
movie coming off like Captain America The First

01:30:29.180 --> 01:30:34.180
Avenger, I just feel that as a movie, period,

01:30:34.819 --> 01:30:38.739
like not even part of like this massive chain

01:30:38.739 --> 01:30:42.550
of movies. I feel as like a political thriller,

01:30:42.850 --> 01:30:44.930
like the whole thing. You got Robert frickin

01:30:44.930 --> 01:30:48.710
Redford in the movie. You got Sam Jackson. You

01:30:48.710 --> 01:30:52.829
I just think like alone. It's a four star movie.

01:30:52.829 --> 01:30:58.210
Oh, yeah. Just fantastic. And then, God, what's

01:30:58.210 --> 01:31:02.310
his name? Grillo is his last name. He plays he

01:31:02.310 --> 01:31:07.640
plays kind of like the the main I don't want

01:31:07.640 --> 01:31:09.659
to call him Hydra because we didn't know he was

01:31:09.659 --> 01:31:11.500
Hydra then. Right. But he's kind of the main

01:31:11.500 --> 01:31:16.180
shield guy, right? And like he's like a bad dude.

01:31:16.380 --> 01:31:19.020
And that scene in the elevator in that movie.

01:31:19.619 --> 01:31:22.880
Oh, yeah. So good. When Captain America is like,

01:31:23.159 --> 01:31:25.579
he's sitting there and he's going down and he's

01:31:25.579 --> 01:31:29.060
like. Nah, shit's about to go sideways. And he

01:31:29.060 --> 01:31:31.180
says, do any of you want to get out? I'm like,

01:31:31.500 --> 01:31:37.399
oh shit, Cap is about to bust some ass. And it

01:31:37.399 --> 01:31:41.020
was so good. Awesome. It was so great. He kicks

01:31:41.020 --> 01:31:45.300
everyone's ass and literally jumps out the window.

01:31:45.340 --> 01:31:48.260
See you later. Because he has no other option.

01:31:48.760 --> 01:31:51.840
Like that happened. I'm like, this movie is great.

01:31:52.260 --> 01:31:56.560
When Sam Jackson is being assassinated. And he's

01:31:56.560 --> 01:31:59.800
in Cap's apartment and he's like literally writes

01:31:59.800 --> 01:32:02.159
on that thing like, trust no one. I'm like, oh

01:32:02.159 --> 01:32:05.600
my god. You know, and the fact he has no idea

01:32:05.600 --> 01:32:08.460
that Bucky is the winner. He has no clue. Oh

01:32:08.460 --> 01:32:13.039
yeah. But Bucky has no idea Bucky's Bucky. He

01:32:13.039 --> 01:32:14.720
doesn't know. He's a Winter Soldier. He's an

01:32:14.720 --> 01:32:19.359
assassin for hire. Brainwashed. Completely brainwashed.

01:32:19.859 --> 01:32:23.659
But that moment when his mask comes off and...

01:32:24.170 --> 01:32:28.250
Steve Rogers looks at him Steve Rogers. I guarantee

01:32:28.250 --> 01:32:30.810
you was about to take a shit on the street. Like

01:32:30.810 --> 01:32:35.069
what? Yeah, but like and then conversely Bucky's

01:32:35.069 --> 01:32:38.149
looking at him like who are you? Are you bitch?

01:32:38.750 --> 01:32:41.949
Like it's just why are you looking like that?

01:32:41.970 --> 01:32:44.909
Oh so good and then to counter that to bridge

01:32:44.909 --> 01:32:49.260
that is the black widow Which is amazing because

01:32:49.260 --> 01:32:52.020
those two actors in real life are like BFFs,

01:32:52.220 --> 01:32:54.819
like Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans. They've

01:32:54.819 --> 01:32:57.479
been friends since they were like kids. So they

01:32:57.479 --> 01:32:59.760
go way back. They go way back. So to see them

01:32:59.760 --> 01:33:02.979
on screen together, like in that movie where

01:33:02.979 --> 01:33:05.300
they share a lot of screen time together. So

01:33:05.300 --> 01:33:08.060
cool. It's just like you see that and it's genuine.

01:33:08.319 --> 01:33:10.199
It's just like. Oh my god, he's like, get your

01:33:10.199 --> 01:33:13.460
feet off the dash. I'm sure he said that to her

01:33:13.460 --> 01:33:16.659
before. That's awesome. I love that. So that

01:33:16.659 --> 01:33:19.979
movie is spectacular. I love it. Yeah, absolutely.

01:33:21.000 --> 01:33:25.539
It's so shameful that we had to list them like

01:33:25.539 --> 01:33:29.840
this, because I would have tied Ragnarok and

01:33:29.840 --> 01:33:32.420
Civil War and Guardians and Winter Soldier and

01:33:32.420 --> 01:33:35.140
No Way Home and Endgame. All great. You could

01:33:35.140 --> 01:33:37.539
have tied them all at number one, but it's so

01:33:37.539 --> 01:33:40.560
tough. Even though there are no rules, there

01:33:40.560 --> 01:33:43.560
is social etiquette to be had. There is. And

01:33:43.560 --> 01:33:46.479
I don't mean to exclude Anthony Mackie, who gets

01:33:46.479 --> 01:33:51.760
introduced in The Winter Soldier. On your left.

01:33:52.060 --> 01:33:55.300
On your left. And then that comes back in Endgame.

01:33:55.500 --> 01:33:57.539
Oh, yeah. These guys are a master. They're an

01:33:57.539 --> 01:34:00.369
absolute master at what they do. I can't wait

01:34:00.369 --> 01:34:04.409
for Doomsday, primarily, which is why I did this

01:34:04.409 --> 01:34:06.770
list this week. I think Doomsday is going to

01:34:06.770 --> 01:34:10.489
be awesome. It's Robert Downey Jr., how they're

01:34:10.489 --> 01:34:12.789
going to connect his current character and what

01:34:12.789 --> 01:34:16.899
he did as Iron Man. Think is gonna blow minds.

01:34:16.939 --> 01:34:18.779
Oh, yeah, I think it's gonna blow everyone's

01:34:18.779 --> 01:34:22.039
mind and the fact that Marvel is gonna Re -release

01:34:22.039 --> 01:34:26.340
endgame a couple weeks before so smart doomsday

01:34:26.340 --> 01:34:31.579
and then add an extra special End credit and

01:34:31.579 --> 01:34:35.039
credit. Yeah, that's gonna link this shit So

01:34:35.039 --> 01:34:37.640
brilliant absolutely Brian. There's nothing like

01:34:37.640 --> 01:34:41.060
watching endgame on like IMAX. Oh my god There's

01:34:41.060 --> 01:34:42.579
nothing like when they re -release some there.

01:34:42.699 --> 01:34:46.199
Oh, yeah I should say we're there. Yeah, because

01:34:46.199 --> 01:34:49.760
I've watched these movies I know I did I did

01:34:49.760 --> 01:34:57.000
spider -man no way home with Aidan It was you

01:34:57.000 --> 01:34:59.619
me I think Jordan was Jordan was there yeah Jordan

01:34:59.619 --> 01:35:02.659
was there and then our former podcast host was

01:35:02.659 --> 01:35:05.520
with us was with us Yeah, because we're all big

01:35:05.520 --> 01:35:09.100
spider -man guys so when we saw this and as much

01:35:09.100 --> 01:35:11.840
as he's a Toby guy so my because that was like

01:35:12.109 --> 01:35:15.390
Other than when i was a kid and it was rerun

01:35:15.390 --> 01:35:18.069
then it wasn't it wasn't like a current cartoon

01:35:18.069 --> 01:35:22.430
but like the only late sixties early seventies

01:35:22.430 --> 01:35:26.350
spider -man cartoon was my intro yeah but it

01:35:26.350 --> 01:35:29.029
was great like i don't know who voice that spider

01:35:29.029 --> 01:35:32.760
-man but. it was perfect yeah and like that was

01:35:32.760 --> 01:35:34.760
my intro to spider -man i'm like oh this is great

01:35:34.760 --> 01:35:37.279
i love it he's so fucking smarmy but at the same

01:35:37.279 --> 01:35:39.600
time he's kind of innocent stupid he's a kid

01:35:39.600 --> 01:35:44.039
so like i love that part of it and so Like it

01:35:44.039 --> 01:35:47.579
didn't resonate with me then later until Sam

01:35:47.579 --> 01:35:49.279
Raimi grabbed it and it's like, yep I'm gonna

01:35:49.279 --> 01:35:52.500
do three movies of Toby and they were all awesome.

01:35:52.500 --> 01:35:55.779
Yeah, and like Lee McGuire Oh my god that literally

01:35:55.779 --> 01:35:58.220
pulled me back into the comic genre because like

01:35:58.220 --> 01:36:03.659
as a kid, I only remember that I remember Superman

01:36:03.659 --> 01:36:07.539
with Christopher Reeves, which was amazing for

01:36:07.539 --> 01:36:10.119
that particular time and then Michael Keaton

01:36:10.270 --> 01:36:13.270
For Batman. Yeah, that's all I remember There

01:36:13.270 --> 01:36:15.590
was one attempted like a Marvel thing and it

01:36:15.590 --> 01:36:19.529
was like a shit show. It was terrible. So like

01:36:19.529 --> 01:36:22.090
DC was all I knew back then and spider -man that

01:36:22.090 --> 01:36:26.029
was it So when Raimi grabbed spider -man and

01:36:26.029 --> 01:36:28.670
did this with Toby right like that reinvigorated

01:36:28.670 --> 01:36:32.069
me like oh, yes This is like this dude read the

01:36:32.069 --> 01:36:36.010
comics. That was a clearly read the comics So

01:36:36.010 --> 01:36:40.220
I'm psyched. I love that the actor from Whiplash

01:36:40.220 --> 01:36:44.699
is J. Jonah Jameson. Yeah. JK Simmons. JK Simmons.

01:36:45.039 --> 01:36:48.079
Perfect casting for that. He's so good. Yep.

01:36:48.300 --> 01:36:50.159
There was actually something the other night,

01:36:50.260 --> 01:36:51.920
like he was at a Mets game or something. I saw

01:36:51.920 --> 01:36:54.619
that and Spider -Man was behind him. Yes. And

01:36:54.619 --> 01:36:56.060
he just had this look at his face, like he rolled

01:36:56.060 --> 01:36:59.340
his eyes. I'm like, oh my God, I love that. Oh,

01:36:59.399 --> 01:37:03.439
so great. But yeah, man, I mean, it's like...

01:37:03.239 --> 01:37:05.640
You can tell, obviously, we geek out over this

01:37:05.640 --> 01:37:08.840
shit, but if you're a Marvel fan, this is gonna

01:37:08.840 --> 01:37:12.239
be... We talked earlier, right, with the DM about

01:37:12.239 --> 01:37:14.899
epics. Doomsday is gonna... I think Doomsday

01:37:14.899 --> 01:37:17.880
might be the lone epic coming out this summer.

01:37:18.340 --> 01:37:23.180
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm more than excited. It blows

01:37:23.180 --> 01:37:26.319
my mind, too, and we talked about this maybe

01:37:26.319 --> 01:37:30.539
a handful of seasons ago of how, when Disney

01:37:30.539 --> 01:37:36.529
acquired... Marvel, that things just felt disjointed.

01:37:36.909 --> 01:37:39.050
Like they were trying to profit Max like Disney

01:37:39.050 --> 01:37:41.689
usually does. They were doing more streaming

01:37:41.689 --> 01:37:43.489
shit where you've got to buy their service to

01:37:43.489 --> 01:37:45.470
stay up on the story and that's problematic.

01:37:45.590 --> 01:37:47.909
Because they were doing shows on there and they

01:37:47.909 --> 01:37:51.329
weren't standalone. They were tied in. They were

01:37:51.329 --> 01:37:53.590
tied in and now it's like oh fuck I gotta watch

01:37:53.590 --> 01:37:56.529
this entire series to understand what's going

01:37:56.529 --> 01:37:58.250
on with Scarlet Witch and to understand what's

01:37:58.250 --> 01:38:00.909
going on with Loki. Like people that don't watch

01:38:00.909 --> 01:38:04.250
that? That is gonna watch doomsday where Loki

01:38:04.250 --> 01:38:06.430
is a key character at the beginning Yeah, they're

01:38:06.430 --> 01:38:08.569
not gonna know what the fuck's going on and and

01:38:08.569 --> 01:38:11.689
we always saw that as problematic now mind you

01:38:11.689 --> 01:38:15.289
I thought the Loki series I thought the other

01:38:15.289 --> 01:38:18.829
great I thought one division was fantastic one

01:38:18.829 --> 01:38:20.670
of my favorite Captain America and the Winter

01:38:20.670 --> 01:38:24.319
Soldier Is good. Is fantastic. And it introduces

01:38:24.319 --> 01:38:28.140
you to the new, well, he was trying to be the

01:38:28.140 --> 01:38:31.079
captain. And it's actually Kurt Russell's son,

01:38:31.239 --> 01:38:33.619
it's Wyatt Russell. And I love that actor, he's

01:38:33.619 --> 01:38:37.140
awesome. But that particular character, like

01:38:37.140 --> 01:38:39.880
what they were trying to make him, genius. Oh

01:38:39.880 --> 01:38:41.939
yeah. Absolute genius. I thought it was great,

01:38:42.079 --> 01:38:45.399
but they put it behind a paywall. Yes. They put

01:38:45.399 --> 01:38:47.619
it behind, oh, you gotta give us 15 bones a month.

01:38:47.880 --> 01:38:50.800
to stay up on your Marvel. It's like, fuck you.

01:38:50.960 --> 01:38:53.960
Yeah, right. So it makes sense why a lot of Marvel

01:38:53.960 --> 01:38:56.340
fans were split, like, OK, I'm done with it now

01:38:56.340 --> 01:38:59.859
that phase three is finished, versus the people

01:38:59.859 --> 01:39:02.699
that were like, I love the stories, I still want

01:39:02.699 --> 01:39:05.680
to watch it. Yeah. But then Disney was being

01:39:05.680 --> 01:39:09.399
fucking Disney. Yes. So it's so tough. And I'm

01:39:09.399 --> 01:39:10.979
hoping that they can just get back to making

01:39:10.979 --> 01:39:14.020
really good movies. Yes. Instead of like, oh,

01:39:14.060 --> 01:39:16.000
well, you need Disney Plus to stay up on our

01:39:16.000 --> 01:39:19.380
story. It's like, OK, fucking blow me. Fuck you.

01:39:19.619 --> 01:39:21.520
I'm going to throw this out before we move on

01:39:21.520 --> 01:39:25.060
to our beer review and World of Weird News. Reddit

01:39:25.060 --> 01:39:26.760
Rabbit Hole and While You Were Sleeping, we're

01:39:26.760 --> 01:39:28.939
going to do that next week. Aidan's got some

01:39:28.939 --> 01:39:31.520
good shit there. but we're gonna be up for some

01:39:31.520 --> 01:39:35.479
time. So that being the case, the only thing

01:39:35.479 --> 01:39:37.920
I wanna mention to Marvel, if you're out there,

01:39:37.960 --> 01:39:40.960
if you're listening, I would love a standalone

01:39:40.960 --> 01:39:44.399
movie with Captain America returning the stones

01:39:44.399 --> 01:39:49.500
and the hammer. I want to see him with Red Skull.

01:39:50.020 --> 01:39:53.319
I wanna see that. All that time spent that we

01:39:53.319 --> 01:39:56.739
never got to see. I want to see what led him

01:39:56.739 --> 01:39:59.750
back to Peggy. I want to see that like that's

01:39:59.750 --> 01:40:01.930
an adventure. We ever learned what happened with

01:40:01.930 --> 01:40:05.789
Hawkeye in Budapest No, I don't think we know

01:40:05.789 --> 01:40:08.989
I would love to see that. Let's let's do some

01:40:08.989 --> 01:40:11.729
shit again boys Yeah, I mean, I just feel like

01:40:11.729 --> 01:40:14.789
they're stories, you know and and Hawkeye still

01:40:14.789 --> 01:40:16.930
there. He's still live I know he's kind of semi

01:40:16.930 --> 01:40:19.550
-retired, but he's got the kids now You know,

01:40:19.590 --> 01:40:23.630
I feel like there's this new Avengers movement

01:40:23.630 --> 01:40:25.569
that's taking place based on the Thunderbolts,

01:40:25.590 --> 01:40:29.250
which you should see. It's such... Like, I feel

01:40:29.250 --> 01:40:31.289
like that was the first movie where I sat down

01:40:31.289 --> 01:40:33.750
and watched it and went, oh, they're back. Yeah,

01:40:33.750 --> 01:40:36.489
yeah, yeah. Thunderbolts is so good. Like, it

01:40:36.489 --> 01:40:38.869
could have made my list. It almost did. I almost

01:40:38.869 --> 01:40:41.329
put Black Widow, the movie, on there. That was

01:40:41.329 --> 01:40:44.090
good. It was fantastic. You learned so much about

01:40:44.090 --> 01:40:46.989
her. Yes. You really did. Yes. And then, oh,

01:40:46.989 --> 01:40:51.550
God, what's his name? from uh from stranger things

01:40:51.550 --> 01:40:55.270
that played the dad oh god oh yeah yeah yeah

01:40:55.270 --> 01:40:59.569
red guardian um david no harvard david harvard

01:40:59.569 --> 01:41:03.470
yeah yeah yeah great he's so good he's so good

01:41:03.470 --> 01:41:05.850
and he's in thunderbolts he's an awesome character

01:41:05.850 --> 01:41:08.109
so good and it's like him and winter soldier

01:41:08.109 --> 01:41:11.109
have kind of similar powers but they kind of

01:41:11.109 --> 01:41:12.930
like and don't like each and like it's great

01:41:12.930 --> 01:41:16.689
it's so good he's so good um so yeah Definitely

01:41:16.689 --> 01:41:18.409
check out Doomsday. I think it's gonna be great.

01:41:18.909 --> 01:41:20.550
We're gonna move on to beer review and world

01:41:20.550 --> 01:41:22.989
of weird... I'm sorry. I did that wrong. I did

01:41:22.989 --> 01:41:24.109
that wrong. The world of what? What are you talking

01:41:24.109 --> 01:41:26.170
about? Hang on. The official beer review. We'll

01:41:26.170 --> 01:41:30.189
fix that post. And... World of weird news! Thank

01:41:30.189 --> 01:41:32.649
you. Goodness sake. I was like, is Mark Mo here?

01:41:32.750 --> 01:41:34.390
Where'd he go? Better? You okay? No, I'm okay.

01:41:34.569 --> 01:41:36.829
Alright, we're good. Alright, we're gonna go

01:41:36.829 --> 01:41:39.649
on to our beer review. The official beer review.

01:41:39.649 --> 01:41:42.699
The official. beer review. I think it's great.

01:41:43.699 --> 01:41:47.319
Now, we've been sipping a few things. We talked

01:41:47.319 --> 01:41:49.979
about the Founders one. We tracked about Founders.

01:41:50.159 --> 01:41:53.300
We actually tried this Mortal Bloom Imperial

01:41:53.300 --> 01:41:55.960
Thorn, which is really good. We've been rating

01:41:55.960 --> 01:41:58.319
these on the app, by the way, the untapped app.

01:41:58.899 --> 01:42:00.579
And the one we've got coming up, I'm going to

01:42:00.579 --> 01:42:03.500
let Aidan explain a little bit, but it is called...

01:42:03.239 --> 01:42:05.340
Citrus Sue, and there's a lot of you outside

01:42:05.340 --> 01:42:06.760
of Chicago are not gonna know what that's all

01:42:06.760 --> 01:42:08.680
about, but I'm gonna let them explain. Go to

01:42:08.680 --> 01:42:10.000
the Field Museum. Go to the Field Museum. Go

01:42:10.000 --> 01:42:13.000
see it. Citrus Sue, which of course on the can

01:42:13.000 --> 01:42:16.000
has a beautiful picture of the dinosaur that

01:42:16.000 --> 01:42:17.720
you can see in the Field Museum. Not sponsored,

01:42:17.779 --> 01:42:21.979
but that would be so cool. I love museums. Citrus

01:42:21.979 --> 01:42:25.840
Sue is made by Toppling Goliath Brewing Company,

01:42:26.859 --> 01:42:30.720
which is out of Iowa, U .S. of A. So a couple

01:42:30.720 --> 01:42:33.760
of states away, but still in the Midwest. It

01:42:33.760 --> 01:42:41.399
is a Belgian blonde ale, 5 .2 % ABV. The average

01:42:41.399 --> 01:42:45.180
rating from the 5 .2 thousand people that have

01:42:45.180 --> 01:42:47.680
checked into this beer on Untapped, not sponsored,

01:42:47.720 --> 01:42:52.279
but I wish they would, 3 .52 out of 5 is what

01:42:52.279 --> 01:42:56.979
people think of it. Quote, a refreshing citrus

01:42:56.979 --> 01:42:59.699
blonde ale brimming with sweet tropical notes

01:42:59.699 --> 01:43:02.380
that are perfect for one afternoon. Citrus Sue

01:43:02.380 --> 01:43:04.659
is brewed with fresh orange peel to give this

01:43:04.659 --> 01:43:08.399
vibrant ale a bright pop. And we will be trying

01:43:08.399 --> 01:43:11.659
it for you today. Ranking it on a scale from

01:43:11.659 --> 01:43:14.340
zero to five. We're drinking it out the can.

01:43:14.840 --> 01:43:16.539
And we'll let you know what the flavor notes

01:43:16.539 --> 01:43:19.020
are. Most definitely. I am looking forward to

01:43:19.020 --> 01:43:24.340
this. Let's crack this live. Cracker open. Yeah,

01:43:24.659 --> 01:43:27.180
that's what's up. Was it good for you? It was

01:43:27.180 --> 01:43:29.140
good for me. That's what's up. Good for me. That

01:43:29.140 --> 01:43:31.479
peaked the mic, but I'll fix it in post. That's

01:43:31.479 --> 01:43:34.479
okay. I need a towel and a cigarette. Okay, we

01:43:34.479 --> 01:43:37.239
are now moving on to this citrus soup. I'm excited.

01:43:38.399 --> 01:43:41.520
I love ales, a nose that's more in my wheelhouse.

01:43:42.159 --> 01:43:45.479
Golden ale. Rarely we do a golden ale, but they're

01:43:45.479 --> 01:43:47.739
so tasty. Oh, yeah, they definitely are. So I'm

01:43:47.739 --> 01:43:49.779
definitely looking forward to this. Golden ale

01:43:49.779 --> 01:43:53.810
and orange. Cheers. Sláinte. Ooh, nice on the

01:43:53.810 --> 01:43:57.810
nose. Oh, this one's fun. I definitely get the

01:43:57.810 --> 01:44:01.829
citrus for sure. Oh, yeah. Now we've... Hold

01:44:01.829 --> 01:44:05.470
on. I just want to say we've been drinking off

01:44:05.470 --> 01:44:11.810
show. Different beers that insist they have citrusy

01:44:11.810 --> 01:44:15.369
notes. This one does. It's... Okay, hear me out.

01:44:16.949 --> 01:44:20.569
Hear me out. I disagree with orange. What I am

01:44:20.569 --> 01:44:24.989
getting... is tangerine slash mandarin mandarin

01:44:24.989 --> 01:44:28.770
mandarin is what i'm getting that's fair so citrus

01:44:28.770 --> 01:44:31.930
nonetheless yes but they said they added orange

01:44:31.930 --> 01:44:34.750
peels to it yeah which i don't disagree with

01:44:34.750 --> 01:44:36.949
i mean i'm sure they know how they brewed it

01:44:36.949 --> 01:44:40.710
but the flavor that comes out tangerine tangerine

01:44:41.890 --> 01:44:45.470
Tangerine or mandarin orange is definitely the

01:44:45.470 --> 01:44:48.329
flavor. Okay, hang on. So we use the Untapped

01:44:48.329 --> 01:44:50.250
app, which is a great app. Share it with your

01:44:50.250 --> 01:44:51.750
friends when you're going out different places,

01:44:51.789 --> 01:44:53.649
you're trying different beers. It's so much fun.

01:44:53.670 --> 01:44:58.890
It's free. And it's free. So on flavor profile,

01:44:59.109 --> 01:45:01.109
which Aidan and I sometimes agree, disagree on,

01:45:01.149 --> 01:45:03.489
whatever, that's the fun part of it. I think

01:45:03.489 --> 01:45:06.689
we largely agree, like citrusy, tangerine, citrus,

01:45:06.750 --> 01:45:10.430
whatever. There's one on here called Pithy. Pithy?

01:45:11.000 --> 01:45:13.340
Pithy, I don't know about that. Okay, I'm gonna

01:45:13.340 --> 01:45:16.420
have to look up what pithy. Please, please do,

01:45:16.520 --> 01:45:18.060
because I saw that and I'm like, wait a minute,

01:45:18.460 --> 01:45:22.340
because it always lists like the top five. Pithy

01:45:22.340 --> 01:45:27.300
is one of them. Uh, pithy. Yeah. Of a fruit or

01:45:27.300 --> 01:45:31.760
plant containing much pith. Dude, get the fuck

01:45:31.760 --> 01:45:35.180
out. What the? What? Pith. I hate definitions

01:45:35.180 --> 01:45:37.840
like that. Mind you. Which I kind of understood,

01:45:37.899 --> 01:45:39.840
but here's the dictionary definition. That's

01:45:39.840 --> 01:45:43.279
fine. The spongy white tissue lining the rind

01:45:43.279 --> 01:45:46.899
of citrus fruits. 100%. Okay, I'm down with pithy

01:45:46.899 --> 01:45:51.520
then. Yeah. I'm completely down with it. That's

01:45:51.520 --> 01:45:53.520
hilarious. It takes one dictionary definition

01:45:53.520 --> 01:45:56.100
and then Mark Moe's like, okay, we're cooking

01:45:56.100 --> 01:45:59.399
with pithy. Now we're cooking with pithy. I might

01:45:59.399 --> 01:46:03.979
get a pithy tattoo. Yeah, no, I'm down. I'm completely

01:46:03.979 --> 01:46:09.739
down. That makes 100 % sense. But it's so much

01:46:09.739 --> 01:46:15.229
more clearly giving tangerine and mandarin. Yeah,

01:46:15.229 --> 01:46:18.130
I think so. Than it is like your navel orange.

01:46:18.810 --> 01:46:20.869
Yes, 100%. You know? I would agree with that,

01:46:20.930 --> 01:46:23.869
yeah. Not to say it's bad, I think this is fantastic.

01:46:23.989 --> 01:46:28.109
It's a good beer. It's just, it's blue, if you

01:46:28.109 --> 01:46:30.649
smell it, it smells like a blue moon. But you

01:46:30.649 --> 01:46:33.989
taste it. Yes. You taste it, it's mandarin orange.

01:46:33.989 --> 01:46:37.810
It's different. Full bodied. I think because

01:46:37.810 --> 01:46:41.430
blue moon I think is a vice beer, if I'm not

01:46:41.430 --> 01:46:44.319
mistaken. I think it's a Belgian white, a white

01:46:44.319 --> 01:46:48.060
ale. And where this is a Belgian blonde, I think

01:46:48.060 --> 01:46:51.779
it's much more full bodied. I like that. It's

01:46:51.779 --> 01:46:54.840
like Mandarin orange juice. I like that. Oh,

01:46:54.840 --> 01:46:58.520
that's good. I believe this is the first toppling

01:46:58.520 --> 01:47:01.560
Goliath beer we've tasted. We have not had this

01:47:01.560 --> 01:47:08.079
before. That's pretty damn good. Holy hell. On

01:47:08.079 --> 01:47:10.479
a scale from zero to five, I'm going to lock

01:47:10.479 --> 01:47:13.460
in four to five. I'm going four and a quarter.

01:47:13.739 --> 01:47:16.159
This is... I went 3 .75. Yeah. This is good.

01:47:16.220 --> 01:47:18.619
This is elite tier for me. This is very tasty.

01:47:19.119 --> 01:47:22.979
It's sweet in the way that fruit juices can be

01:47:22.979 --> 01:47:27.560
sweet. But it's not cloyingly sweet. Like some

01:47:27.560 --> 01:47:32.640
dessert beers are. Oh, I agree. Right. Like it's...

01:47:32.640 --> 01:47:37.199
Respectfully sweet. I would argue. Yeah, that's

01:47:37.199 --> 01:47:40.020
fair. If you come into this, lovely listener,

01:47:40.439 --> 01:47:44.000
expecting... Orange juice, navel orange. That's

01:47:44.000 --> 01:47:46.220
not it. You're getting tangerine. You're getting

01:47:46.220 --> 01:47:50.619
mandarin. And to me, it's fantastic. Yeah, I

01:47:50.619 --> 01:47:53.159
like it a lot. Locking in four and a quarter.

01:47:53.439 --> 01:47:57.800
Locking in 3 .75. Excellent beer. Love it. I've

01:47:57.800 --> 01:47:59.640
unlocked a couple of badges. You got badges.

01:47:59.760 --> 01:48:01.500
I got badges. For anyone that's... Don't need

01:48:01.500 --> 01:48:04.899
those stinking badges. For unfamiliar, you check

01:48:04.899 --> 01:48:08.199
into enough beers, you unlock badges. So I have

01:48:08.199 --> 01:48:11.569
untapped at home level 14. Thanks for staying

01:48:11.569 --> 01:48:15.310
at home and checking, I'm not at my home, and

01:48:15.310 --> 01:48:18.149
checking in with The Untapped. It allows us to

01:48:18.149 --> 01:48:20.329
stay connected to a community of beer lovers

01:48:20.329 --> 01:48:25.050
just like you. Oh, my man. Even if we can't be

01:48:25.050 --> 01:48:27.930
in the same physical location from our home to

01:48:27.930 --> 01:48:32.590
yours. Cheers. Stay safe. Level 14. My man. Then

01:48:32.590 --> 01:48:35.550
I also unlocked Land of the Free, level 17. You

01:48:35.550 --> 01:48:37.550
pledged allegiance and now's the time to enjoy

01:48:37.550 --> 01:48:41.449
some beer. Now remember, not all American beer

01:48:41.449 --> 01:48:43.250
is fizzy and yellow. Ain't that the truth? That's

01:48:43.250 --> 01:48:46.270
85 different beers from a brewery in the United

01:48:46.270 --> 01:48:49.229
States. Try five more for level 18. This sounds

01:48:49.229 --> 01:48:52.189
like a challenge. Well, I only got one badge

01:48:52.189 --> 01:48:54.649
today. Oh, that's okay. And it is the Land of

01:48:54.649 --> 01:48:57.979
the Free badge. Dude, just blow me out of the

01:48:57.979 --> 01:49:03.520
water. Level 86. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. 430

01:49:03.520 --> 01:49:06.119
different beers from a brewery in the US of A.

01:49:06.340 --> 01:49:09.380
Try five more for level 87. Don't mind if I do.

01:49:10.199 --> 01:49:14.819
Now, look, people. While you may think, look,

01:49:15.279 --> 01:49:18.119
hang on. It's a bad public appearance. I'm calling

01:49:18.119 --> 01:49:22.770
a timeout. I'm calling a timeout. Look, you may

01:49:22.770 --> 01:49:25.949
be like, man, this older dude is a fucking noob.

01:49:26.329 --> 01:49:29.710
I've been drinking long before this kid, okay?

01:49:29.789 --> 01:49:32.810
I just haven't had the app. I've only been drinking

01:49:32.810 --> 01:49:36.369
age for five years. Right. So I would probably

01:49:36.369 --> 01:49:40.670
be on level, like, 300, to be fair. So I think

01:49:40.670 --> 01:49:42.689
it's just hilarious. Like, we do things like,

01:49:42.850 --> 01:49:46.829
oh, I'm level 18. He's like, I'm level 75. And

01:49:46.829 --> 01:49:50.710
I'm like, oh my god. To be fair, I joined the...

01:49:50.720 --> 01:49:54.180
This app the untapped app a few months after

01:49:54.180 --> 01:49:57.659
my 21st birthday. So this was in 2021 five years

01:49:57.659 --> 01:50:01.300
ago Yeah, yeah ballpark and you've joined much

01:50:01.300 --> 01:50:05.880
more recently than that year ago. Yeah Yeah,

01:50:06.760 --> 01:50:12.159
so I guess bottom line right this is a Citrus

01:50:12.159 --> 01:50:16.199
Sue good stuff good stuff quite like it. Yeah

01:50:16.199 --> 01:50:20.800
quite like it It says on the can, brewing up

01:50:20.800 --> 01:50:25.239
history with the Field Museum. Do you see that?

01:50:25.699 --> 01:50:27.720
We didn't see that on the can at the first. No.

01:50:27.800 --> 01:50:29.399
Turn it around. Turn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

01:50:29.399 --> 01:50:32.560
got you. I got you. Right here. Brewing up history

01:50:32.560 --> 01:50:35.500
with the Field Museum. So they have a Field Museum

01:50:35.500 --> 01:50:39.500
connection. That's so cool. I love that. We did

01:50:39.500 --> 01:50:41.800
not see that before we started yapping about

01:50:41.800 --> 01:50:45.420
it. So that's awesome. Brewed in beautiful Decora,

01:50:45.420 --> 01:50:50.239
Iowa. Decora, Iowa. I love that. Looks like God,

01:50:50.239 --> 01:50:52.500
I can't even say the Quad Cities. It's up like

01:50:52.500 --> 01:50:54.359
further north than that, like almost near the

01:50:54.359 --> 01:50:57.659
Iowa Minnesota border. That's cool. Yeah. Hell

01:50:57.659 --> 01:50:59.859
yeah. I love that. God bless the Field Museum.

01:51:00.159 --> 01:51:03.479
So cheers to you, Citrus Sue. Well done. Good

01:51:03.479 --> 01:51:07.579
shit. That brings us to World of Weird News to

01:51:07.579 --> 01:51:12.600
close out the show. I have a fun one here. The

01:51:12.600 --> 01:51:15.539
name of the story is called Wrong Order. A man

01:51:15.539 --> 01:51:18.859
who purchased a bag of greens from Woolworths

01:51:18.859 --> 01:51:23.039
in Western Australia found more green than expected

01:51:23.039 --> 01:51:28.319
inside reported 102 .5 ABC Perth on May 17th.

01:51:28.319 --> 01:51:30.220
Oh no. And this is right up Aidan's alley because

01:51:30.220 --> 01:51:32.260
he does the Australian accent. The Australians

01:51:32.260 --> 01:51:35.220
are great. They're the best. The Australian man

01:51:35.220 --> 01:51:38.590
unnamed in the report of course unnamed in the

01:51:38.590 --> 01:51:42.010
report opened the lettuce and discovered a small

01:51:42.010 --> 01:51:45.810
frog oh my god among the leaves he's the most

01:51:45.810 --> 01:51:50.130
casual australian ever and he's like bro i've

01:51:50.130 --> 01:51:55.539
got a lettuce like a frog in my life Like a frog

01:51:55.539 --> 01:51:58.060
in my lettuce. Bro, you've got a lettuce like

01:51:58.060 --> 01:52:01.260
a frog in me lettuce, mate. His roommate, Laura

01:52:01.260 --> 01:52:04.760
Jones, a native New Zealander said, Jones shared

01:52:04.760 --> 01:52:07.720
a video on TikTok where millions of viewers caught

01:52:07.720 --> 01:52:12.460
a glimpse of the amphibious stowaway. It's quite

01:52:12.460 --> 01:52:16.159
a decent sized frog for being adventure. Billy...

01:52:16.159 --> 01:52:20.689
Billy Lapine. Another roommate said the bag of

01:52:20.689 --> 01:52:24.050
lettuce does have holes in it to keep the produce

01:52:24.050 --> 01:52:29.470
fresh. So he had a snack and some air on his

01:52:29.470 --> 01:52:32.869
way over. So the frog was live. He was good.

01:52:33.069 --> 01:52:35.869
He was fine. Dude was chilling. The trio named

01:52:35.869 --> 01:52:41.609
the frog Greg. Greg? Greg and released him at

01:52:41.609 --> 01:52:45.409
a nearby dam. Woolworth said the incident is

01:52:45.409 --> 01:52:47.970
under investigation. You're right. And called

01:52:47.970 --> 01:52:51.510
it an isolated event with no reported cases.

01:52:52.890 --> 01:52:56.729
And they said, I'm just glad Greg, I'm just glad

01:52:56.729 --> 01:53:03.770
Greg is back in his natural habitat. How great

01:53:03.770 --> 01:53:06.649
is that? I love that. We're just glad Greg's

01:53:06.649 --> 01:53:09.590
back in his natural habitat, mate. Oh my god.

01:53:09.750 --> 01:53:12.449
I love that. In America, let's be honest, in

01:53:12.449 --> 01:53:14.989
America, like somebody's getting sued. Oh, yeah.

01:53:15.189 --> 01:53:17.770
And in Australia, it's just a joke. Good. Release

01:53:17.770 --> 01:53:20.130
the boy at the dam, hey? Yeah, release him at

01:53:20.130 --> 01:53:23.210
the dam. I love that. Holy shit. That's awesome.

01:53:23.550 --> 01:53:25.649
Amazing. That's awesome. All right, dude, what

01:53:25.649 --> 01:53:28.770
you got? I got a little news story here. Yeah.

01:53:29.159 --> 01:53:34.640
from Stereogum .com. Robert Fripp, still unsure

01:53:34.640 --> 01:53:37.939
why hospital shaved his balls after a heart attack.

01:53:38.899 --> 01:53:45.100
This is from May 24, 2026, recent story. So the

01:53:45.100 --> 01:53:49.399
band King Crimson. Oh yeah! King Crimson's Robert

01:53:49.399 --> 01:53:51.680
Fripp, who turned 80 last week, seems to be doing

01:53:51.680 --> 01:53:55.300
much better after suffering a heart attack last

01:53:55.300 --> 01:53:58.199
year. He even gave his first live performance

01:53:58.199 --> 01:54:02.380
since the incident at the Church of San Alessandro

01:54:02.380 --> 01:54:07.140
Materi in Italy and launched a substack. Despite

01:54:07.140 --> 01:54:09.960
the strong recovery, Fripp is still left with

01:54:09.960 --> 01:54:14.399
some peculiar questions. Mainly, why were his

01:54:14.399 --> 01:54:17.479
balls shaved while he was being treated? Oh my

01:54:17.479 --> 01:54:22.279
god. Quote, you're concerned with my heart. Fine.

01:54:22.760 --> 01:54:25.760
What are you doing shaving my balls? The guitarist

01:54:25.760 --> 01:54:28.960
remarked in a vlog last year with his wife as

01:54:28.960 --> 01:54:32.819
he recounted the story. Wilcox added that maybe

01:54:32.819 --> 01:54:34.800
it had to do with the cleaning of his body, something

01:54:34.800 --> 01:54:36.720
that could harbor germs since he was going into

01:54:36.720 --> 01:54:40.539
heart surgery. In a new interview with Uncut,

01:54:40.819 --> 01:54:43.840
Fripp gave an update on his health and revisited

01:54:43.840 --> 01:54:49.300
his balls mystery. Quote, I was an A &E and they

01:54:49.300 --> 01:54:51.880
hooked me up to a monitor and the next step was

01:54:51.880 --> 01:54:54.739
this dear man turned up and shaved my balls,

01:54:54.920 --> 01:54:57.859
he said. I thought, well, if this has something

01:54:57.859 --> 01:55:00.100
to do with my heart, why is he shaving my balls?

01:55:01.119 --> 01:55:04.739
There was never, here's where it gets fucked,

01:55:05.079 --> 01:55:08.739
there was never a reason given for why it happened.

01:55:10.199 --> 01:55:13.979
Quote, the man shaving my balls didn't tell me,

01:55:14.140 --> 01:55:17.140
Fripp explained. But he was likely being prepared

01:55:17.140 --> 01:55:21.739
for a cardiac catheterization using the femoral

01:55:21.739 --> 01:55:26.659
artery in the groin. Quote, very few of the staff

01:55:26.659 --> 01:55:29.100
spoke English, of course he was in Italy at the

01:55:29.100 --> 01:55:32.850
time. which led to one or two funny moments like

01:55:32.850 --> 01:55:37.029
me taking my pants down for inspection by a matronly

01:55:37.029 --> 01:55:41.630
nurse who was actually asking what I wanted for

01:55:41.630 --> 01:55:45.720
lunch. He's like, what do you want for lunch?

01:55:45.859 --> 01:55:48.279
He just puts his drawers down. Oh my god, dude.

01:55:48.560 --> 01:55:51.840
Holy shit. He survived the heart attack, but

01:55:51.840 --> 01:55:54.720
the mystery of the shaved balls may haunt him

01:55:54.720 --> 01:55:58.359
forever. That is hilarious. Hey, you know, it's

01:55:58.359 --> 01:56:00.819
like you're in there. Some dude's like, this

01:56:00.819 --> 01:56:04.800
dude could use some manscaping. You went in for

01:56:04.800 --> 01:56:07.100
a heart attack and you came out a little cleaner.

01:56:07.180 --> 01:56:09.739
Hey, he's doing to a solid. That's the way I

01:56:09.739 --> 01:56:14.460
like that It's hilarious. Holy hell. Well guys,

01:56:14.859 --> 01:56:17.520
that's that's that's our time. That's it. That's

01:56:17.520 --> 01:56:20.300
all we got I love you guys. Thank you so much

01:56:20.300 --> 01:56:23.140
for listening to our content here on the Mark

01:56:23.140 --> 01:56:30.279
Mo show season six Episode seven. Se siete. Se

01:56:30.279 --> 01:56:34.960
siete. Se siete. I appreciate all of you. Thank

01:56:34.960 --> 01:56:38.340
you so much for listening. This has been a show.

01:56:38.520 --> 01:56:40.100
This has been a show. We're getting pretty fucking

01:56:40.100 --> 01:56:43.100
drunk. One of the shows of all time. It's a great

01:56:43.100 --> 01:56:45.020
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01:56:45.020 --> 01:56:48.619
and laughed and all that stuff. We'll be back

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