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Good day, morning, evening. Hell, I don't know

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when you're listening to this. Anyway, it's Mark

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Moe Show, season six, episode five. I don't think

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you've ever caught yourself up saying hello before.

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No, no, not really. Now we'll see. OK, for some

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of you folks, especially the newer listeners,

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we used to have a radio show and the radio show

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was in the morning. So obviously you would say

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good morning to people. This is true. And so

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technically we are recording in the morning,

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but hell, it could be midnight you guys are listening

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to this. Hell, I'd probably wait till midnight

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to listen to this. Sure, why not? Get a few cocktails

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in ya. At any rate, I digress. Good day. Good

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day to you. Sir and ma 'am. This is season six,

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episode five. The grass is greener. So yeah,

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welcome to the Mark Mo Show. I'm your host, Mark

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Maloney, along with co -host, producer, all -around

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super good dude, Abe Maloney. How are you? Hola.

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Doing pretty fantastic. Got some well -needed

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sleep last night. And I'm feeling good, feeling

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bueno. Got a little caffeine in my system. That's

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good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, we like it I I'm

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kind of I got some sleep too like I was in bed

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by 1030 Which is rare for me because there are

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some nights that actually kind of start at 1030

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for me sure so it it was kind of a rare occurrence

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lately as I'm I'm gonna say I'm distancing myself

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from the bar scene, but I kind of am for a little

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bit sure Uh, so, you know, there's, there's just

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a couple I go to and that's just to see specific

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people. Like if they weren't there, I don't think

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I'd go. Yeah. Period. Uh, so yeah, at any rate,

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um, yeah, I had some sleep too. How about that?

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That sleeps amazing. Yeah. Really helps you wake

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up feeling refreshed. I had one of those, you

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can probably hear it in my voice a little bit.

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I had one of those sleeps where you wake up.

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and you just sound different for a couple hours.

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And that's how you know is a good one. Because

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my watch tracks sleep cycles and sleep time and

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it breaks it down like deep sleep versus core

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sleep versus REM sleep versus times when you're

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awake or drinking water, having a piss, tossing

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and turning, whatever. I was in bed late last

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night, late for me, which was 10 o 'clock. I'm

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usually in bed by 8, 8 .30. But yeah, I was in...

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bed at 10, I think I woke up at 7 something.

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My watch was like, yeah, 9 hour 20 of good rest.

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I was like, shit, I guess I needed that. That's

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amazing. That is outstanding. Yeah, so sleep

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is good. We've decided that. Breaking news, sleep

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make you feel good. Sleep make you feel good.

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But you know, I had a different schedule several

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weeks ago. And that schedule was such that if

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I stayed out late and only got four hours of

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sleep, Before I started my semi productive day.

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I could always scroll away a nap I could always

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throw it in there somewhere, you know get you

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know an hour 90 minute nap and like I did that

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for a while So that becomes obviously becomes

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routine sure and so my body got used to that

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So, you know if I only had four to five hours

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of sleep, my body's like cool. Yep We're ready

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to work. But then by about 1 32 to 30 my body's

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like hey It's nap time. We need to shut down

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for a little bit. Right. And that was fine, too.

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And trust me, I don't think adults do this enough.

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Naps are good. They really are. Yeah. It's something

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I can't tend to do. I've never had success napping,

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even if I'm super tired midday, like on a weekend.

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I just can't nap. Sun's up. I can't nap. But

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I did hear some pretty cool studies. Recently

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not that this episode is going to be about sleep.

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I just found it fascinating how this kind of

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ties into what you were saying is that most civilizations

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and Just parts of the world a majority of and

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throughout human history a majority of sleep

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Overnight was broken down into two Three hour

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sections. You'd sleep for three hours. You'd

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wake up drink water have a piss whatever You

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know get the campfire going again sleep for another

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block of three hours and then sometime during

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the day you would have a nap. So you'd only accrue

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six and a half, seven hours of sleep every day,

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which for the human brain is totally fine. It's

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just, I guess in Western civilization, like the

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eight, I need my eight hours rest. Right. It's

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just like a thing we say, and it's certainly

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a thing I try and aim for, but it's not necessarily

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evolutionarily what our brains are used to. Correct,

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which I found very fascinating. It is fascinating

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But yeah, so my recommendation Work work some

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naps in there. We did it when we were kids. So

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there must been a reason we did it then so there

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should be a reason we do it now and the world

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is stressful and and we get exhausted and Just

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shut down for a bit. Right. There's a lot of

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countries out there that actually treat their

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working class with respect ours not included

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where you get like an hour or two for lunch and

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you go home. You go home, you eat lunch, you

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drink some wine, you have a nap, and then you

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go back and you finish your work day. Yes. And

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they do that. They do that in Italy especially.

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Italy, France, yeah. They do that there. And

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in Japan, there's a lot of major corporations

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that have what's called a nap room. Yeah. And

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it's literally there are cots in there and blankets

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and pillows and you go in and you clock in for

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an hour and you nap it off. Yeah. And you go

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back to work. Right. How great is that? Seems

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logical to me. Seems logical. Yeah. To treat

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your employees with respect and be like, yeah,

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it's hectic work day. Take a nap. Right. Take

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an hour to just sleep it off. Yeah. Like the

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amount of time you feel like those midday blues

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or afternoon blues, depending when you work.

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Right. That's just real. I think humans are just

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like, yep, I've done four hours of work, a little

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power nap would help. Yep. Because somewhere

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along the lines, we came up with this arbitrary

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eight hours of work. Who the hell came up with

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that? I don't know. Fucking Henry Ford. This

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dick. Or whoever. Right. Some Rutherford P. I

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don't know, but some asshole came up with it.

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But anyway, this is arbitrary eight -hour work

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week. And for me, it's like, look, and I run

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a company now. Yay for me, finally. Jesus Christ.

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So for me, if somebody's complaining, oh my god,

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Marge, she only works about six and a half hours

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a day. And I'm like, you know what? Marge does

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her job. I don't give a shit. Right. I'm sorry,

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I don't. Marge is like, hey, I got 10 things

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to do today. She does her 10 things. Yeah, you

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want a piece out of 330? Hey, have a great day.

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Right. You deserve it. Right. Why are you going

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to steal an extra hour and a half of their time

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when they did everything they needed to do? Right.

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It makes no sense. Yeah. And it's not her fault.

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If you can't get your shit done, then hey, guess

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what? Stick around. Right. You know, that's just

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kind of the way it works. So anyway. God, what

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a way to start. We are just firing on all cylinders

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right away. Sometimes we just yap. Sometimes

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we yap. It's kind of what we do for an hour and

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a half every Saturday. We do. It is exactly what

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we do. And here's the thing. There's probably

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been, well, just as far as the podcast goes,

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there's probably been four or five shows where

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we're just like, just swing it. Yeah. And we

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come on here and we just say shit. It ends up

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being pretty fun. And it's usually pretty good

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what comes out of what's in between our ears

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and out our mouth, of course. But we used to

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do it on the radio show, too. I'm not going to

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say it's because I would be out until 3 in the

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morning. I'd be like, let's just figure it out.

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And then we get in the studio, and the show's

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over. I'm like, that's pretty fun. Yeah. That

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was a good time. But at any rate, hi. Welcome

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to our fun show. Occasionally chaotic and off

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the cuff. And today, we've got some fun things.

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But I want to talk about Aidan's gaming channel

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on YouTube. Aidan spelled the right way. He has

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new PC gaming content just about every week.

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GeoGuessr and Polly Bridge and Observation Duty

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and a bunch of horror movie kind of games. Horror.

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Horror. H -O -R -R -O -R. Scary. Ooh, what was

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that? Yeah. Kind of like that. Scary games. We'll

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call them scary games. Scary games. Not horror

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games. I play those in my off time. Yeah. Hey

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-o. Hey -o. But yeah, what do you got going on?

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What can people expect this week? So this past

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week, I released a super fun horror game, and

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it didn't really pop off. Like I hoped it would

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which I mean shit like numbers are numbers. I

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try not to get hung up on algorithms stupid Yeah,

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the algorithm is super stupid and it's like you

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show the video to more people more people click

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on it and then the algorithm is just like hmm

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But I don't want to show this one to people right

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and then you end up with like four views It's

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like what the fuck did I do happen, right? And

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it did not it did not get a lot of love, but

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I thought it was a super fun game. So I'm going

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to just continue with that. I do have another

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one in the works. I've not finished editing it

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because it was like a two and a half hour process

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and it wasn't even the full game. Oh damn. It's

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a game called Cat Named Mojave. It's this really

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weird surrealist kind of game. It was not advertised

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to me as a horror game but there are some good

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spooks in there. Oh yeah? It's yeah, it's almost

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visual novel meets Surrealist horror kind of

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thing very strange. Okay, so that's in the works.

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It'll come out Geez, however long it takes me

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to edit it. So just keep your eyes out for that.

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And I appreciate everyone that subscribes and

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watches. Absolutely. Like, subscribe, smooch,

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whatever. Yeah, that's all good stuff. You have

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to do some smooching, boys. Get some smooching.

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Then there is A &M Gaming. That's our collab

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site where we play games. We don't have to like

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really be screwed in too much. So like we're

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not doing a lot of the horror games, although

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there might be like some Aiden things sometime

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that might be good for us. ideas like we play

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these games, but it's more casual, so we're able

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to do kind of our silliness and improv from this

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show. So it's kind of a nice meet and greet,

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so to speak. Very collaborative. I love it. It's

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a lot of fun. We do occasionally do GeoGuessr

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and Observation Duty. We do the BuzzFeed quizzes.

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Those are fun. And then lately we've been doing

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this thing called Dream Daddy. That's what the

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song sounds like. Oh, it's exactly. It's a banger.

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So it's basically this storyboard game of this

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dad who's single and has a teenage daughter.

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And I originally told aid and I said, yeah, man,

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I'll do it. But you have to play the father character.

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Right. And I'm the teenage daughter. Right. So

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there, the silliness and craziness ensues. And

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we do a different voice for every character.

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And that in itself is pretty entertaining. Yes.

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Some characters start talking and they're not

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on screen. So you don't always know right away

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who that character is. So right away, you're

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like, oh, I got to come up with a voice. But

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then sometimes it is a current character. It's

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an existing one. And we made a rule. We made

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a rule. If you change a voice, that's their new

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voice. That's the new voice. So that's been pretty

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entertaining. Our dream daddy is Garcon McGuinness.

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Garcon McGuinness. probably the only one of those

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in existence. Yeah, French Irishman. French Irishman.

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Quite rare. With a daughter who had a typical

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daughter voice until she became the town drunk.

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The town drunk, which happens to the best of

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us. Which happens to the best of us. If you're

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under the pressure she's under, you get it. So

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yeah, so that has been highly entertaining as

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well. But anyway, once again, check us out. We're

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on YouTube. Like, subscribe, all that kind of

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good stuff. And we're on to kind of our topic

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for the week. So as human beings, we love idioms.

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Not idiots. We don't like idiots. We want all

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of them to go away, including the one in Washington.

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So no, idioms. Like, you can lead a horse to

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water, but you can't make him drink. Break the

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ice. Bite the bullet. There's just a few hundred

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of idioms in the English language that we come

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up with that when people do, like, English as

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a second language or, you know, somebody moves

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here and they're trying to learn the language,

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those are the things that slip them. Sure, sure.

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You know, because, you know, someone, you know,

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you get a Frenchman, he comes here, he does not

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know the language very well. And you go, oh,

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man. Why would the horse not drink the water?

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Why would you do that? No, don't do that. It's

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like, no, man, you don't. You don't. Just never

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mind. But anyway. Common English sayings and

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proverbs are they're concise memorable phrases

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that convey traditional traditional wisdom cultural

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standards and Universal truths they often use

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metaphors to advise Warren and summarize experiences

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I have a few favorites like don't burn your bridges

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and It's hilarious because like I don't know

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maybe 20 years ago. I got that Be like, oh yeah,

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man, just don't burn your bridges. And now today,

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because I have such a different perspective on

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work and personal relationships, guys, if you

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cross that bridge, fuck what's on that other

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side. Don't burn that bridge, nuke that fucker.

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I also like jack of all trades, master of none,

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which gives you the impression you should be

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a specialist. that's bad to be a jack -of -all

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-trades, when in reality, you probably hold more

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value to society knowing how to do several things

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well. Maybe you're not an expert, but if you've

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got a guy that, yeah, I can fix your computer.

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I do a little bit of car work. I did some landscaping.

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That dude's my friend. That dude is my friend.

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That dude's got some freaking skills. That is

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a very important person to know and to have that.

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that form of wealth that is not something that

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can be seen as a comma in a bank account, but

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the form of communal wealth of knowing people

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and having the ability to trade skills and learn

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together is so important. And the whole jack

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of all trades master of none can be seen throughout

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history as a provable fact that that's silly.

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I mean, you have mathematical geniuses, like

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the Isaac Newtons of the world, who were really,

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really good at math and were just, just anti

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-personal, just losers in life. Like, really

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despicable. This guy fucking sucks. But he knows

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a thing or two about math. Correct. You don't

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want to be that guy. No, you don't want to be

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that guy. And trust me, in the world we do need

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specialists for certain things. For example,

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if I have a brain aneurysm, I don't want a jack

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of all trades fucking around up in my brain.

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I want a guy that lives and breathes the brain

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and that knows what the fuck he's doing up there.

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I'm not gonna ask that guy, you know, to come

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and help me put up drywall. Right. Because he

00:16:08.940 --> 00:16:12.480
fixes brains. That's what he does. So there are...

00:16:12.350 --> 00:16:15.070
some instances for sure where, yep, that's a

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specialist. This guy does that or this woman

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does that. And they are great at that. Super

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good. You live in that lane. You live in that

00:16:21.789 --> 00:16:24.929
world. That's cool. But for the general population,

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the jack of all trade is a valuable, valuable

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person. Right. For sure. Absolutely. My favorite

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one, and I think it's always kind of been a favorite

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one, but even more so lately is the grass is

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always greener on the other side. Now over time

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humans kind of flipped it because I've heard

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it the other way too where the grass isn't always

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greener on the other side. I think some point

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in history they flipped it and it just depends

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whether it's applicable. That is true. That is

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very true. So you know once again They probably

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flipped it in terms of like a corporate setting

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to mean like that grass isn't greener on the

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other side. Usually means, hey, you're fine where

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you're at. Don't go and run away because it's

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not going to be great over there. In fact, it's

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probably going to be worse. Stay here. We have

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cookies. I hear people use it way too often in

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that professional and sometimes a personal context.

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My response is always the same. It's just kind

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of like, but what if it is? Sure. You're telling

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me, hey, man, grass isn't always greener. What

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if it is? Yeah. Do you know? Do you know? Do

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you know something I don't know? Right. Call

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it complacency, perhaps fear of change. But humans

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will often stay in their sad, depressive state

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or a shitty job because the fear of the unknown

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is too much, or the thought of uprooting or trying

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something completely different sounds exhausting.

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When in reality, change is pr - probably what

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they need. And it takes a lot of courage to change

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a bad habit or to change just if you feel like

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you're just stuck in a rut or a routine or, you

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know, you just don't have a good job. You know,

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you're sitting there and you're you're working

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on an assembly line and a plant or you're a server

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in a shitty restaurant or whatever the case is.

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And it brings you It brings you no joy, it brings

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you sadness, but you just keep going. A life

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without whimsy. A life without whimsy. That is

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very true. So the grass is always greener on

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the other side. It's an idiom meaning people

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often believe others are in a better situation

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than them, even if it's not true. So that's the

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technical meaning of what they meant by that.

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It represents a psychological tendency to idealize

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what we don't have and focus on the flaws of

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our current situation. Often the quote unquote

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other side looks greener only because we can

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see it from a distance. Sure. Isn't that interesting?

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Yeah. So like the whole, and I found this so

00:19:05.049 --> 00:19:07.150
fascinating, so they're like key aspects of just

00:19:07.150 --> 00:19:09.910
this one idiom or this concept, right? So there's

00:19:09.910 --> 00:19:12.009
the perception issue, and I'm a big perception

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guy because I figure people make a lot of errors

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off of things they perceive instead of things

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that they know. So like a perception issue, when

00:19:20.569 --> 00:19:23.309
you look at your own grass, you see the dirt

00:19:23.309 --> 00:19:24.990
and imperfections. When you look at your neighbors

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from afar, you only see this beautiful uniform

00:19:27.690 --> 00:19:31.289
green top layer. Right. Right. So human nature,

00:19:31.289 --> 00:19:34.089
it highlights the sometimes natural tendency

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towards dissatisfaction, envy, believing that

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another job or relationship or life is inherently

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better. As is human nature, right? The reality

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is the grass is not actually greener. It's just

00:19:48.730 --> 00:19:52.250
a different perspective. Problems generally exist

00:19:52.250 --> 00:19:55.490
everywhere. So moving to the other side, quote

00:19:55.490 --> 00:19:58.329
unquote, just brings new different challenges.

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Alternative perspective says many believe that

00:20:02.450 --> 00:20:05.369
the grass is actually greener where you water

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it, meaning you should invest your energy and

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your time into improving your own situation rather

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than just dumping that and move it on to something

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different. And then the origins, the phrase often

00:20:18.029 --> 00:20:21.319
linked to ancient Roman poet Ovid. believe it

00:20:21.319 --> 00:20:26.339
or not. This is an oldie man who wrote, the harvest

00:20:26.339 --> 00:20:29.579
is always richer in another man's field. Right.

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Isn't that good? Right. It's just rewording essentially.

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It's just rewording like it's been around forever.

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When is it actually greener? Which I found to

00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:42.130
be... fascinating. Some argue that in specific

00:20:42.130 --> 00:20:44.990
context, such a career growth, leaving a stagnant

00:20:44.990 --> 00:20:47.069
situation for a new one can result in finding

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a better, more fulfilling path. In my experience,

00:20:50.789 --> 00:20:53.509
if you're looking for greener pastures, it's

00:20:53.509 --> 00:20:56.470
because you're standing on a rocky patch of dirt.

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You're not a tree. You're not rooted down in

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any one spot ever. You can make a change. If

00:21:03.670 --> 00:21:06.730
you need a new job, get one. If you hate where

00:21:06.730 --> 00:21:10.039
you live, pack up your shit and go. It really

00:21:10.039 --> 00:21:12.700
is that easy. And I think we as humans complicate

00:21:12.700 --> 00:21:15.660
this. Is there a guarantee that that grass is

00:21:15.660 --> 00:21:18.559
going to be greener wherever you go? No. But

00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:22.579
as I say, what if it is? Right. You'll never

00:21:22.579 --> 00:21:27.039
find out unless you go. It really hits me especially

00:21:27.039 --> 00:21:30.619
hard because, you know, I had been making plans

00:21:30.619 --> 00:21:36.839
for months, really. with someone, and a commitment

00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:39.039
to someone, and plans were gonna come together,

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and we were gonna explore the green grasses of

00:21:41.559 --> 00:21:45.099
the city of Chicago. God bless. Right? Which

00:21:45.099 --> 00:21:47.859
I was pumped for. I was totally excited for it.

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However, I guess another idiom that applies here

00:21:51.359 --> 00:21:55.759
is, shit happens. Sure. Right? So, for one, you

00:21:55.759 --> 00:21:59.019
have another, and so that one also applies. Now,

00:21:59.420 --> 00:22:03.089
I can choose to stay where I'm at. and a constant

00:22:03.089 --> 00:22:10.269
reminder of failed friendships, or I can change

00:22:10.269 --> 00:22:13.809
my view. Anybody, any of you can do that. I stand

00:22:13.809 --> 00:22:16.549
to, now this is personal, but I won't go into

00:22:16.549 --> 00:22:19.730
details, but I stand to come into some money

00:22:19.730 --> 00:22:25.670
at some point this summer. And by all understanding,

00:22:26.450 --> 00:22:28.829
it's a life changer. It's gonna be a big game

00:22:28.829 --> 00:22:35.099
changer for me. already have my next steps in

00:22:35.099 --> 00:22:40.240
mind and I'm not gonna lie like obviously there's

00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:42.240
things I have to do up front which I know that

00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:44.140
and I need to make things right with certain

00:22:44.140 --> 00:22:46.500
people that'll get like that's a number one on

00:22:46.500 --> 00:22:49.680
the list but like once that's done I've got what's

00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:53.039
called a clean slate people and that is just

00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:56.140
gonna be that's gonna be an emotional day for

00:22:56.140 --> 00:22:59.599
me there'll be tears of happiness I think which

00:22:59.740 --> 00:23:02.900
Will be a welcome change, right? It will be a

00:23:02.900 --> 00:23:06.279
welcome change for sure But like I already have

00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:09.420
my next steps in mind and that may include the

00:23:09.420 --> 00:23:13.259
purchase of a 1970 Chevelle SS and the open road

00:23:13.259 --> 00:23:16.880
no destination in mind Fill the damn tank and

00:23:16.880 --> 00:23:19.740
hit the gas. Yeah, and if I'm able to do that,

00:23:19.740 --> 00:23:23.359
I'm like 90 % sure That's exactly what I'm gonna

00:23:23.359 --> 00:23:26.440
do. Am I courageous enough to embark on say like

00:23:26.440 --> 00:23:29.210
a three month journey? uh there's there's a lot

00:23:29.210 --> 00:23:32.089
of green grass on that open road uh and it is

00:23:32.089 --> 00:23:36.170
it is very appealing uh so by all means hit up

00:23:36.170 --> 00:23:39.170
your socials should mark moe hit the open road

00:23:39.170 --> 00:23:42.069
and embark on the adventure of a lifetime now

00:23:42.069 --> 00:23:44.970
i will be clear about this does that mean the

00:23:44.970 --> 00:23:47.690
end of the mark moe show hell no that does not

00:23:47.690 --> 00:23:50.309
mean the end of the mark moe show We can do this

00:23:50.309 --> 00:23:54.670
show on frickin Mars, baby So that's exactly

00:23:54.670 --> 00:23:58.710
what we're gonna do if anything It may change

00:23:58.710 --> 00:24:01.450
a season or two or the scope of how we do the

00:24:01.450 --> 00:24:04.730
show or why we do the show But I think it'll

00:24:04.730 --> 00:24:08.049
still be amazing and it'll still be awesome Because

00:24:08.049 --> 00:24:11.069
the things that bring joy in my life. I'm gonna

00:24:11.069 --> 00:24:14.869
keep doing those and this is one of the few things

00:24:14.869 --> 00:24:18.609
I love to do and I think for you people out there

00:24:18.609 --> 00:24:20.470
that listen to the show every week. Listen to

00:24:20.470 --> 00:24:22.609
me, you listen to Aidan. We have some thoughtful

00:24:22.609 --> 00:24:24.869
conversation. We giggle, we laugh, we do stupid

00:24:24.869 --> 00:24:27.890
shit. And I think that's why you guys like it.

00:24:27.990 --> 00:24:30.630
I hope that's why you guys like it. But even

00:24:30.630 --> 00:24:32.890
if some changes occur at some point during the

00:24:32.890 --> 00:24:35.710
summer, I want all you guys to know there's still

00:24:35.710 --> 00:24:37.349
gonna be a Mark Mo show. We're still gonna do

00:24:37.349 --> 00:24:40.430
this thing. I will have a computer and I will

00:24:40.430 --> 00:24:42.509
have some internet. which means Aidan and I will

00:24:42.509 --> 00:24:44.789
be able to connect and we're still going to do

00:24:44.789 --> 00:24:46.950
this thing. We're just going to find a way to

00:24:46.950 --> 00:24:50.269
do a few seasons through Zoom and play some games

00:24:50.269 --> 00:24:53.289
and do some sort of thing. It'll just, the dynamic

00:24:53.289 --> 00:24:55.490
will change for a little bit, but I think it'll

00:24:55.490 --> 00:24:58.490
be great. You know, students typically, especially

00:24:58.490 --> 00:25:03.150
post -COVID, did what is called a gap year. So

00:25:03.150 --> 00:25:07.130
a lot of kids, they'd be in school and then a

00:25:07.130 --> 00:25:08.309
lot of stuff would happen. They'd go, you know

00:25:08.309 --> 00:25:10.309
what, we're just, we're going to take a semester

00:25:10.309 --> 00:25:13.519
off. we're gonna take this year off. And it's

00:25:13.519 --> 00:25:16.220
amazing. Aidan was one of these people that did

00:25:16.220 --> 00:25:19.519
that. This guy was on his way to Ireland, folks.

00:25:20.039 --> 00:25:22.259
He had gotten accepted to the University of Dublin,

00:25:22.779 --> 00:25:25.900
and this dude was on his way. But he took that

00:25:25.900 --> 00:25:29.200
time on COVID and after COVID to say, you know

00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:32.960
what? I've got a feeling that I'm supposed to

00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:35.660
be doing something else. That led him to need

00:25:35.660 --> 00:25:37.880
a beverage, work in a warehouse, which led him

00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:40.250
to, hey, you wanna drive a truck? Right. Cool.

00:25:40.849 --> 00:25:44.630
And now he's got a great job that he likes, and

00:25:44.630 --> 00:25:48.789
it's a full -on career. And as a dad, I couldn't

00:25:48.789 --> 00:25:51.710
be more prouder. Well, thank you. That he did

00:25:51.710 --> 00:25:55.279
that. You know, his mother and I were kind of

00:25:55.279 --> 00:25:58.920
like, hmm. Yeah. Hmm. You know, the college thing

00:25:58.920 --> 00:26:01.400
might be important. It could be. It could be

00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:03.859
important. And to be fair, his three sisters

00:26:03.859 --> 00:26:06.400
did it. And they're ruling the school, too, man.

00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:09.559
They're kicking ass in life. And I love it. You

00:26:09.559 --> 00:26:11.099
know, but for Aidan, we were concerned. We were

00:26:11.099 --> 00:26:12.900
like, I wonder how that's going to work out for

00:26:12.900 --> 00:26:16.519
him. But to be fair, Sarah took some gap, too.

00:26:17.559 --> 00:26:19.640
But that led her to Washington state and it led

00:26:19.640 --> 00:26:21.960
her to a great degree. And she's incredibly talented.

00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:26.779
So. Who says that has to be limited to a student?

00:26:27.160 --> 00:26:30.380
Sure. Who's to say, as an adult, and trust me,

00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:32.720
being unemployed is not the same thing, that's

00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:36.380
what we call survival, when it comes to a gap

00:26:36.380 --> 00:26:38.980
year. Financially, if you are able to do it,

00:26:39.220 --> 00:26:40.799
and not even a year, say three months or six

00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:43.460
months or whatever, you are able to check the

00:26:43.460 --> 00:26:45.980
fuck out and be like, you know what? I'm going

00:26:45.980 --> 00:26:47.500
to do some stuff. I talked to my friend Mark

00:26:47.500 --> 00:26:50.079
Mondo last night. By the way, Steve Denson, we

00:26:50.079 --> 00:26:52.980
love you. Sorry about your loss. Dear friend

00:26:52.980 --> 00:26:55.779
of the show, it's been a friend of mine for years.

00:26:55.900 --> 00:26:57.579
We'll just say years. We're not going to go there

00:26:57.579 --> 00:27:02.859
with the number. But his dad passed away. And

00:27:02.859 --> 00:27:08.339
so we wish you comfort and peace. And trust me,

00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:09.960
these days he's probably in a much better place.

00:27:10.940 --> 00:27:14.960
So anyway. To get back to train of thought, I

00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:17.799
believe where we're kind of at with that is,

00:27:17.799 --> 00:27:21.579
you know, if you're able to do it financially,

00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:25.000
just go. Just go and do it. Whatever that is,

00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:28.819
because when we were at Steve Dad's wake last

00:27:28.819 --> 00:27:32.720
night, my other friend Mark Mondo was there and

00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:35.819
we were talking about just that. And Mark's a

00:27:35.819 --> 00:27:38.839
pretty, he's a smart guy and he's a pretty pragmatic

00:27:38.839 --> 00:27:42.460
overall, but he even encouraged it. He's just

00:27:42.460 --> 00:27:45.700
like, Yeah. He's like, if you have this wad and

00:27:45.700 --> 00:27:47.839
you look at the money and you can do it for three

00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:51.480
months or however many, go. Yeah. What is holding

00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:54.119
you back? You know, I would sit there, probably

00:27:54.119 --> 00:27:55.740
pay three months ahead on my rent just to make

00:27:55.740 --> 00:27:57.740
sure my place stays there. Have you go check

00:27:57.740 --> 00:28:01.960
on it once a week and just take off. You know,

00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:05.369
that's exactly what I would do. And I don't know

00:28:05.369 --> 00:28:07.089
what that adventure is. Mark told me I should

00:28:07.089 --> 00:28:09.009
go to Ireland. He's like, dude, get your passport.

00:28:09.210 --> 00:28:11.569
Yeah. And I'm like, well, if I do that, I might

00:28:11.569 --> 00:28:14.589
not come back. Sure. That would be problematic,

00:28:14.589 --> 00:28:17.109
because I have been considering getting dual

00:28:17.109 --> 00:28:22.609
citizenship. But there's still stuff in this

00:28:22.609 --> 00:28:25.869
country to explore. And I kind of think I want

00:28:25.869 --> 00:28:29.390
to do that. I'm a huge fan of President Kennedy.

00:28:29.930 --> 00:28:32.579
So going to Dallas, I think, would be Almost

00:28:32.579 --> 00:28:38.880
a religious experience for me sure I Think although

00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:42.019
my I've not been in New Mexico yet My kids were

00:28:42.019 --> 00:28:44.299
when they went with their mother to visit their

00:28:44.299 --> 00:28:48.019
uncle Steve in Arizona, and they went through

00:28:48.019 --> 00:28:50.920
New Mexico And they were basically like, oh my

00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:52.880
god, this is like driving through Mars. Right.

00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:55.339
Like there's just nothing there. People hate

00:28:55.339 --> 00:28:57.380
on driving through Nebraska because it's all

00:28:57.380 --> 00:29:01.119
fields and smells like cow shit everywhere. Which

00:29:01.119 --> 00:29:04.119
is true. It is true. But New Mexico is rough.

00:29:04.619 --> 00:29:06.619
You'd see the occasional tumbleweed and it's

00:29:06.619 --> 00:29:08.539
like you just found gold. It's like, oh, cool,

00:29:08.660 --> 00:29:11.299
something to look at. Yeah, there's just not

00:29:11.299 --> 00:29:13.200
much there. And there are destination spots,

00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:15.279
don't get me wrong. Painted desert. Oh, yeah.

00:29:15.779 --> 00:29:18.309
It's gorgeous. But is it gorgeous for driving

00:29:18.309 --> 00:29:21.170
through hour after hour? It's like, hmm, oh,

00:29:21.269 --> 00:29:24.809
cool, more orange. Yeah. It's like, god damn

00:29:24.809 --> 00:29:26.750
it. Probably not great. And that's the tough

00:29:26.750 --> 00:29:31.650
part of a road trip. But even then, just take

00:29:31.650 --> 00:29:34.490
an adventure. You know, like, for example, and

00:29:34.490 --> 00:29:38.849
Abe and I, we slacked on this. I'm going to be

00:29:38.849 --> 00:29:41.769
fair. We totally slacked on it. And I think we

00:29:41.769 --> 00:29:44.500
need to get back to it here very soon. and we

00:29:44.500 --> 00:29:47.440
did we did a video called the Towns Time Forgot

00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:53.019
and we did it in uh central west central indiana

00:29:53.019 --> 00:29:55.519
yeah i think is the right way to put it and we

00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:58.460
went to all these small towns and i mean small

00:29:58.460 --> 00:30:00.960
like literally they're just blocks population

00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:03.900
of 20 yeah yeah so we visited a lot of small

00:30:03.900 --> 00:30:06.339
towns and some towns that were just like half

00:30:06.339 --> 00:30:09.019
like people moved out and never came back yeah

00:30:09.240 --> 00:30:12.339
And we had such an amazing adventure. We encountered

00:30:12.339 --> 00:30:14.980
some people. We talked to them like the whole

00:30:14.980 --> 00:30:17.579
day was like we didn't know what we were doing

00:30:17.579 --> 00:30:19.440
going into this thing. And when we were done,

00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:23.359
I felt so fulfilled. I'm like, that was amazing.

00:30:23.900 --> 00:30:27.339
It was funny. And we had a lot of people tune

00:30:27.339 --> 00:30:29.640
into that. Yeah, we had a lot of people look

00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:33.140
at that. So that's definitely something I want

00:30:33.140 --> 00:30:37.059
to pick back up because I think I think we have

00:30:37.059 --> 00:30:41.740
something there. For sure. So once again, it's

00:30:41.740 --> 00:30:44.119
just like that's the kind of stuff I would do

00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:46.680
if I were out on the open road, just like driving

00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:48.819
around and look at a map and be like, Oh my God,

00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:50.819
are there any people there? And just like, I

00:30:50.819 --> 00:30:52.519
got to check this out and just like go there.

00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:54.099
And there's like four buildings and you're like,

00:30:54.299 --> 00:30:58.400
wow, why is this here? You know, was this the

00:30:58.400 --> 00:31:01.880
shit in 1880? You just, you don't know. Uh, but,

00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:04.920
um, that's, that's what, that's what I want to

00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:09.960
do. Um, Ultimately, that would just be amazing.

00:31:10.299 --> 00:31:13.099
It would be fantastic. I would love to do that.

00:31:14.019 --> 00:31:15.519
There are states I haven't been to yet. Texas

00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:18.380
is one of them, and Texas, Oklahoma, and New

00:31:18.380 --> 00:31:20.960
Mexico. So I'd knock those off my list, and then

00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:24.019
I'd just have a few after that. So that would

00:31:24.019 --> 00:31:29.700
be easy peasy, man. Go back to Vegas, because

00:31:29.700 --> 00:31:32.559
I'm not a degenerate, but you know. Everybody

00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:34.940
likes to tie one on and have a goofy time and

00:31:34.940 --> 00:31:38.779
let's go gambling gambling There's a game on

00:31:38.779 --> 00:31:40.460
yeah, let's have 20 bones on that. Oh, look.

00:31:40.460 --> 00:31:43.640
I'm right Yeah, I like that because I'm actually

00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:46.200
good at the the sports part of it for sure and

00:31:46.200 --> 00:31:49.220
every now and then I I get a vibe from a penny

00:31:49.220 --> 00:31:52.039
slot and walk away with 600 bones, right? You

00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:54.980
know that that was well what a night that was

00:31:54.980 --> 00:31:58.539
I had to pee so bad. I had I oh my god, dude,

00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:02.049
like literally Thought I was gonna piss myself

00:32:02.049 --> 00:32:05.250
But I'm sitting there and you were on a heater.

00:32:05.289 --> 00:32:09.509
You can't leave Yeah, you cannot you leave someone

00:32:09.509 --> 00:32:11.730
jumps in that machine, you know, and it's gone.

00:32:11.910 --> 00:32:14.309
Yeah, that's gone The vibes gone then at that

00:32:14.309 --> 00:32:16.049
point you just shut it down. It's like fuck it

00:32:16.049 --> 00:32:18.230
I fucked it, but I stayed there and I stayed

00:32:18.230 --> 00:32:21.670
there and Yeah, and then and when you gamble

00:32:21.670 --> 00:32:23.470
this is the thing you have to know when you gamble

00:32:23.470 --> 00:32:26.509
in Vegas Like you have to tip the girls that

00:32:26.509 --> 00:32:28.450
are bringing you to your gin and tonics or beers

00:32:28.450 --> 00:32:30.259
or whatever you have You know, so you got to

00:32:30.259 --> 00:32:31.500
tip them. You got to throw them a few bucks here

00:32:31.500 --> 00:32:33.480
and there every time they come back. Drinks are

00:32:33.480 --> 00:32:36.279
free. You're gambling. The drinks are free. And

00:32:36.279 --> 00:32:38.960
I'm winning. So they're literally paying me to

00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:42.339
drink. And at that point, it's already like four

00:32:42.339 --> 00:32:44.240
in the morning. And I'm like, oh man, I don't

00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:46.079
know if I'm going to survive. By the way, my

00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:50.119
flight's at 7 .30. And I have to pee. She's like,

00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:52.279
are you OK? I'm like, I have to pee so bad, but

00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:53.740
I can't leave. She's like, you can't leave. I'm

00:32:53.740 --> 00:32:58.799
like, oh no. Oh no. So literally, like, I had

00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.519
a loss. Lost and then like the third loss came

00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:03.900
in. I'm like, okay, the magic's gone. I cashed

00:33:03.900 --> 00:33:07.980
out I ran to the bathroom Jesse Owen that shit.

00:33:08.180 --> 00:33:11.259
Oh my god, and if I had like a Leslie Nielsen

00:33:11.259 --> 00:33:14.839
naked gone pissed too It's just like I just peed

00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:18.420
for like an hour But yeah, man, I mean those

00:33:18.420 --> 00:33:20.859
are the types of experiences you do when you

00:33:20.859 --> 00:33:23.940
jump on that road and You know, maybe that grass

00:33:23.940 --> 00:33:27.980
isn't always greener, but sometimes Sometimes

00:33:27.980 --> 00:33:30.900
it is yeah, sometimes it is so I just encourage

00:33:30.900 --> 00:33:32.559
you to do the same thing if you feel like you're

00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:35.160
stuck Could be professionally could be personally

00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:39.440
you're in that rut And I know look I know we're

00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:41.019
in America You got to have a little you got to

00:33:41.019 --> 00:33:42.619
have a little scratch to be able to do something

00:33:42.619 --> 00:33:45.700
like this. It's you know, but Even that being

00:33:45.700 --> 00:33:49.400
said, how many times back when, like, I wasn't

00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:52.220
making any money and I was depressed and things

00:33:52.220 --> 00:33:55.680
were shitty, how many times did I say, you know

00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:57.279
what, maybe I should just pack up whatever I

00:33:57.279 --> 00:33:59.539
can fit in my backpack and the next train that

00:33:59.539 --> 00:34:02.059
comes through town, I just jump it. Right. And

00:34:02.059 --> 00:34:04.660
just see what the fuck happens. That takes no

00:34:04.660 --> 00:34:07.019
money. That just takes effort. Maybe you make

00:34:07.019 --> 00:34:09.760
some money along the way doing some shit. But

00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:12.300
I'm just telling you, you change your view. You're

00:34:12.300 --> 00:34:15.070
not a tree. You're not rooted in. Is the grass

00:34:15.070 --> 00:34:17.849
always greener? Nope. But it might be. Yeah.

00:34:18.570 --> 00:34:22.949
It just might be. What are your thoughts? It

00:34:22.949 --> 00:34:25.710
circles back around, speaking of the idiom itself,

00:34:26.170 --> 00:34:29.929
it kind of circles back around to what you were

00:34:29.929 --> 00:34:32.929
saying about the kind of the historical importance

00:34:32.929 --> 00:34:36.949
of these idioms and how there's always deeper

00:34:36.949 --> 00:34:41.010
meaning to these certain ones. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:43.659
And like you could deep dive on any, like you

00:34:43.659 --> 00:34:45.480
could deep dive on, you can bring a horse to

00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:48.780
water, you can't make it drink. Right. Because

00:34:48.780 --> 00:34:52.519
it's, it's, that's also true. Yeah. Like you

00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:55.699
can, you can advise someone, you can help them

00:34:55.699 --> 00:34:58.300
along their path, but you can't accomplish their

00:34:58.300 --> 00:35:01.199
goal for them. That is very true. They have to

00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:03.159
do that part. They have to do that part. Yep.

00:35:03.219 --> 00:35:05.500
And if you're wondering about greener grass on

00:35:05.500 --> 00:35:07.199
the other side, if you're standing on a rock

00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:09.960
somewhere being like, hmm, this is not for me.

00:35:10.340 --> 00:35:14.300
Well, People can advise you to uproot and go.

00:35:14.739 --> 00:35:17.659
People can help you along on the journey. But

00:35:17.659 --> 00:35:20.940
finding the greener grass? That's on you. You

00:35:20.940 --> 00:35:24.079
gotta be the horse that drinks the water. That's

00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:27.070
true. So it all comes full circle, man. Yeah,

00:35:27.289 --> 00:35:29.610
it really does. There is wisdom in these sayings.

00:35:30.170 --> 00:35:32.969
Yeah, oh, no doubt. I mean, that's, you know,

00:35:33.230 --> 00:35:35.730
idioms started somewhere and sometimes it's fun

00:35:35.730 --> 00:35:39.710
to look up the roots of, you know, where they

00:35:39.710 --> 00:35:41.670
came from and what their initial meaning was

00:35:41.670 --> 00:35:43.909
because over time things change. It's language.

00:35:44.010 --> 00:35:49.329
Language changes. So that is, you know, that

00:35:49.329 --> 00:35:51.510
is that that's kind of why we pick that for this

00:35:51.510 --> 00:35:54.460
week because I'd heard a lot of idioms over the

00:35:54.460 --> 00:35:56.639
course of the past few weeks, and then it just

00:35:56.639 --> 00:35:59.260
dawned on me because, you know, I was thinking

00:35:59.260 --> 00:36:02.199
about the gap months. We'll call it gap semester.

00:36:02.340 --> 00:36:04.619
I'm taking a gap semester. You know, and when

00:36:04.619 --> 00:36:07.619
I thought about it, I was just like, grass is

00:36:07.619 --> 00:36:09.940
greener. Like, yeah. I'm like, let's look into

00:36:09.940 --> 00:36:11.820
that. And the more I looked into it, and there's,

00:36:11.820 --> 00:36:15.539
you know, just for... Time's sake, we can cover

00:36:15.539 --> 00:36:17.579
a whole bunch of these, but there are a bunch

00:36:17.579 --> 00:36:20.840
of idioms. Go to Wiki and look them up, and they're

00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:22.519
all listed there, and there are some really neat,

00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:24.820
there are some I didn't even know. I looked and

00:36:24.820 --> 00:36:26.940
I'm like, wow, people said that? I'm like, holy

00:36:26.940 --> 00:36:29.800
shit. But there are some really, really good

00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:34.360
ones. So check it out. Yeah, definitely. It's

00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:37.780
just, if you're bored and you're into wordplay

00:36:37.780 --> 00:36:39.460
and language and shit like that, check them out.

00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:41.679
It's really super interesting. A fun rabbit hole.

00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:44.940
It is definitely. I'm sure it has been shit too.

00:36:45.300 --> 00:36:48.699
Yeah, definitely check it out. But yeah, so hey,

00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:52.179
why don't we take a little bit of a break? I

00:36:52.179 --> 00:36:54.639
have a beer staring at me, which needs a couple

00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:58.760
of sippies. And we're going to be back with some

00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:05.440
more DMs. Are we going to do that? Do DMs? Okay.

00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:08.400
All right everybody we are back and it is time

00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:11.900
for Carpe Diem. You find beautiful folks send

00:37:11.900 --> 00:37:15.400
us your DMs and we uh we read them live on the

00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:18.619
show and uh you know if you have questions we'll

00:37:18.619 --> 00:37:24.679
uh do well i mean well well we mean we could

00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:27.780
we we have the ability we're capable of answering

00:37:27.780 --> 00:37:31.119
the question do we want to right answer the question

00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:37.210
right could we be uh influenced sure sure really

00:37:37.210 --> 00:37:40.190
went into the thesaurus and pulled two different

00:37:40.190 --> 00:37:43.469
yet similar we really did we really did yeah

00:37:43.469 --> 00:37:45.650
usually aiden i'll say the same word that time

00:37:45.650 --> 00:37:50.550
was like wow yeah thesaurus that bit their vocabulary

00:37:50.550 --> 00:37:54.710
is impressive yes quite impressive indubitably

00:37:54.710 --> 00:37:59.010
send this to hobbit yeah Uh, yeah, don't. Well,

00:37:59.110 --> 00:38:01.369
no, you know what? In fact, do. Yeah, what are

00:38:01.369 --> 00:38:04.130
they gonna do about it? Hire us? Because that's

00:38:04.130 --> 00:38:07.090
Boston, and we like people from Boston. Well,

00:38:07.349 --> 00:38:10.929
you say that now. True. By the end of the show,

00:38:11.070 --> 00:38:13.309
the very last segment, I could change your mind.

00:38:14.670 --> 00:38:18.590
Foreshadowing. Bum bum bum. Bum bum bum. Cue

00:38:18.590 --> 00:38:20.349
in the squirrel. Or is it not a squirrel? Is

00:38:20.349 --> 00:38:22.409
it a gopher? What the hell is it? Gopher? I hardly

00:38:22.409 --> 00:38:24.579
know her. Yeah, the meme's like, dun -dun -dun.

00:38:24.579 --> 00:38:26.739
I know what you're talking about. Like that animal

00:38:26.739 --> 00:38:29.440
kind of does the face. Is it a squirrel? Is it

00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:31.079
a gopher? I don't know. It's a little mammal.

00:38:31.219 --> 00:38:33.599
It's a little mammal. Rodent adjacent. I don't

00:38:33.599 --> 00:38:36.039
know. Or somebody needs a haircut. I really don't

00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:37.940
know. Anyway, send us your money. We'll answer

00:38:37.940 --> 00:38:39.900
your question. Yeah. That's basically what we're

00:38:39.900 --> 00:38:42.940
saying. Aren't platypuses weird? Yeah. Mammal

00:38:42.940 --> 00:38:45.039
that lays eggs, hey? Mammal that lays eggs. They

00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:49.239
got a beak on them? Yeah. You know, to me, I

00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:52.699
look at a platypus. Yeah. And my first thought,

00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:57.139
is did a beaver fuck a duck? Yeah. At some point

00:38:57.139 --> 00:39:00.179
in history, did that happen? And then my second

00:39:00.179 --> 00:39:05.860
thought is Perry the platypus? Well, Phineas

00:39:05.860 --> 00:39:09.860
and Ferb reference for all the Disney XD fans

00:39:09.860 --> 00:39:16.360
out there. So, anyway. We're saying give us money.

00:39:16.739 --> 00:39:20.280
We might read your DM. We might read your DM.

00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:24.260
Anyway, this one is from at Dopey Sneezy. I listened

00:39:24.260 --> 00:39:26.820
to your show last week about the human condition.

00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:29.599
I really felt that I could hear the sincerity

00:39:29.599 --> 00:39:31.900
and pain in your voice. Amazing conversation

00:39:31.900 --> 00:39:34.679
and great segment. Thank you. You're very welcome.

00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:38.119
No doubt. That was, first off, let me say that

00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:41.199
was all this dude to my left or right, if you're

00:39:41.199 --> 00:39:42.659
standing in front of us. And if you're standing

00:39:42.659 --> 00:39:44.119
in front of us, how the hell did you get in?

00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:47.000
Was the window unlocked? It could have been.

00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:48.659
It was probably Grumpo. He probably let him in.

00:39:48.780 --> 00:39:51.179
Yeah. I mean, the studio's got security systems.

00:39:51.619 --> 00:39:53.659
Oh, indeed it does. Grumpo would do that, though.

00:39:53.659 --> 00:39:55.440
He would. Oh, yeah. Disarm, it'd be like, hmm,

00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:56.719
this could be interesting. He'd be like, oh,

00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:59.739
you look fun. Yeah, come on in and pet me. Anyway,

00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:04.090
yeah, no, that was a... That was a show that

00:40:04.090 --> 00:40:07.449
was very topical at the time when I had some

00:40:07.449 --> 00:40:11.250
shit going on and Aidan's like I got this and

00:40:11.250 --> 00:40:14.329
we had a really great show and I'm not a kind

00:40:14.329 --> 00:40:17.030
of guy that comes on here. I'm not gonna quote

00:40:17.030 --> 00:40:20.789
-unquote spill tea names, events, businesses.

00:40:20.969 --> 00:40:24.449
I don't do that shit. Unless you have a shitty

00:40:24.449 --> 00:40:33.119
frozen meal, then I might break bad on you. for

00:40:33.119 --> 00:40:36.739
the purpose of this show, because, well, I mean,

00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.940
we wouldn't do it anyway. But, you know, living

00:40:38.940 --> 00:40:41.260
in a smaller community, you have to be kind of

00:40:41.260 --> 00:40:42.980
smart about it. I mean, you're not gonna sit

00:40:42.980 --> 00:40:45.559
there and break bad on anyone. Besides, like,

00:40:45.820 --> 00:40:50.260
I generally and really don't hate anyone or hate

00:40:50.260 --> 00:40:53.400
Abyss. Like, I'm not a hateful, vengeful person.

00:40:53.579 --> 00:40:56.219
I'm just not. And so, like, I don't wanna do

00:40:56.219 --> 00:40:59.679
that, but. like it's still worth the conversation.

00:41:00.219 --> 00:41:04.139
Not just because it's cathartic for us to like

00:41:04.139 --> 00:41:06.000
be able to blow off steam and let things out,

00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:09.500
things that are kind of in our brain, but realizing

00:41:09.500 --> 00:41:11.579
that like on the other end of this microphone,

00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:14.800
there's people out there that are going through

00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:17.539
shit, that are going through things that... I

00:41:17.539 --> 00:41:19.980
went through or that Aidan's gone through, stuff

00:41:19.980 --> 00:41:21.920
that they're going through might be much worse.

00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:24.460
But the fact we can come on here and be as genuine

00:41:24.460 --> 00:41:26.800
and honest as we possibly can and have a conversation.

00:41:27.289 --> 00:41:29.269
I think that does a lot of good for the people

00:41:29.269 --> 00:41:32.389
that listen. Right. You know, I really do. So

00:41:32.389 --> 00:41:36.369
I really appreciate each and every one of you

00:41:36.369 --> 00:41:40.969
that listen to the show. Dopey Sneezy. I really,

00:41:41.670 --> 00:41:45.010
number one, love the handle. Great. Number two,

00:41:45.230 --> 00:41:48.250
I appreciate the comment. We occasionally get.

00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:52.380
that whether it's in comments or whether people

00:41:52.380 --> 00:41:54.079
send a DM or whatever, occasionally we'll get

00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:57.300
people that say stuff like that. So we really

00:41:57.300 --> 00:42:01.019
appreciate it, appreciate the comments because

00:42:01.019 --> 00:42:05.000
anyone that knows me personally or knows this

00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:09.380
guy next to me here knows we're pretty straightforward

00:42:09.380 --> 00:42:13.239
and sincere and honest and maybe to a fault,

00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:15.980
maybe. with some topics, we do ruffle feathers

00:42:15.980 --> 00:42:22.380
or whatever, but oh well. It's coming from our

00:42:22.380 --> 00:42:25.980
heart and it's this conversation's worth having.

00:42:26.679 --> 00:42:29.599
And as part of that conversation went, I don't

00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:32.659
think people communicate very much. If they do,

00:42:33.019 --> 00:42:34.719
they're not necessarily communicating properly.

00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:36.980
And a lot of times they don't communicate with

00:42:36.980 --> 00:42:40.280
themselves very well. Sure. Just a lot of missteps

00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:43.280
there as humans. But we have a long history of

00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:48.639
that. Yeah. So. At Bubby World. Any chance I

00:42:48.639 --> 00:42:52.260
can actually watch you guys? Oh, Bubby. I love

00:42:52.260 --> 00:42:55.039
your show, but I'd love to see you guys. Well,

00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:58.480
you can. You can. Yeah, we're on A &M. Playing

00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:01.389
games. We're on Aidan Spud the right way. That's

00:43:01.389 --> 00:43:03.590
just me, but that's half the show. I'm there

00:43:03.590 --> 00:43:08.050
in spirit. Yeah. But yeah, you can see us. That's

00:43:08.050 --> 00:43:09.989
the magical part. Yeah, you can see us on the

00:43:09.989 --> 00:43:14.650
gaming platform. Will we ever do a show where

00:43:14.650 --> 00:43:19.190
you can see us maybe? I think for what we do,

00:43:19.570 --> 00:43:24.610
that it's not necessary per se. Sure. I think

00:43:24.610 --> 00:43:28.670
the listen sometimes is better than the visualization.

00:43:29.050 --> 00:43:31.630
But I understand people are, you know, humans

00:43:31.630 --> 00:43:33.630
in general are just more visual creatures. So

00:43:33.630 --> 00:43:37.050
I understand, like, you know, they can tune into,

00:43:37.070 --> 00:43:41.269
they can tune into Rogan, for example, and they

00:43:41.269 --> 00:43:42.949
can watch him and they can watch him interact

00:43:42.949 --> 00:43:44.969
with his guests and all that kind of stuff. But

00:43:44.969 --> 00:43:48.349
could I not look at it and get the same information

00:43:48.349 --> 00:43:50.909
or the same? Yeah, I totally agree. Right. And

00:43:50.909 --> 00:43:52.710
that's... I don't have to watch it. Yeah. That's

00:43:52.710 --> 00:43:55.829
something I learned from my last podcast experience

00:43:55.829 --> 00:44:00.179
is because we We came from radio as well, the

00:44:00.179 --> 00:44:03.559
two of us, me and my former co -host. And we

00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:05.900
came from radio and then we did a podcast and

00:44:05.900 --> 00:44:09.300
then we turned it into a vodcast. And what I

00:44:09.300 --> 00:44:14.000
noticed during that change is that some things

00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:18.579
don't translate as well over audio. Sure. Visual

00:44:18.579 --> 00:44:22.869
gags or like... You know you're on camera you

00:44:22.869 --> 00:44:25.230
feel more comfortable doing visual gags or giving

00:44:25.230 --> 00:44:27.510
side eyes or things like that But that does not

00:44:27.510 --> 00:44:31.250
come across in the audio right which I felt ostracized

00:44:31.250 --> 00:44:35.230
the Listeners and the quality of the audio podcast

00:44:35.230 --> 00:44:39.329
where I find it more accessible to simply have

00:44:39.329 --> 00:44:43.250
a podcast rather than a vodcast where You know

00:44:43.250 --> 00:44:45.670
more information is portrayed via body language

00:44:45.670 --> 00:44:48.869
or visual gags or like any show -and -tell style

00:44:48.869 --> 00:44:54.110
bit That just is is difficult to portray or convey

00:44:54.110 --> 00:44:57.730
over audio Yeah, so I like a podcast being a

00:44:57.730 --> 00:45:00.210
podcast and if I'm going to watch something,

00:45:00.349 --> 00:45:02.750
I'll watch something Oh for sure, you know You

00:45:02.750 --> 00:45:05.170
can throw this on while you're on your drive

00:45:05.170 --> 00:45:07.710
to work or if you're going on a road trip And

00:45:07.710 --> 00:45:09.570
you want to hear a couple dudes yap for a couple

00:45:09.570 --> 00:45:14.429
hours. I like that accessibility And shit, if

00:45:14.429 --> 00:45:16.670
you've got a limited data plan, it's a lot easier

00:45:16.670 --> 00:45:21.130
to download a small podcast. That's right. Yeah.

00:45:21.210 --> 00:45:24.550
Than it is to download a multiple gigabyte video

00:45:24.550 --> 00:45:27.210
and try and watch that. So I like podcasts being

00:45:27.210 --> 00:45:30.170
podcasts and I like videos being videos. Yeah,

00:45:30.349 --> 00:45:33.590
just like stay in your lane. And I think that,

00:45:33.610 --> 00:45:36.909
you know, what we do here can be done in that

00:45:36.909 --> 00:45:40.369
kind of radio, old traditional podcast platform,

00:45:40.530 --> 00:45:42.769
doesn't need the visual part of it. But as Aidan

00:45:42.769 --> 00:45:46.409
also said, A &M Gaming is where you can catch

00:45:46.409 --> 00:45:49.949
us and catch us at our best, maybe our worst

00:45:49.949 --> 00:45:53.289
at times. Sure. But the whole idea is just to

00:45:53.289 --> 00:45:55.650
have fun with you guys playing games. And then,

00:45:55.650 --> 00:45:59.070
you know, if we can get you to laugh two or three

00:45:59.070 --> 00:46:02.070
times an episode, then. Our job is done mission

00:46:02.070 --> 00:46:06.309
accomplished mission accomplished. Oh No at gamer

00:46:06.309 --> 00:46:10.550
kid Tim Should I do it in his voice? I mean you

00:46:10.550 --> 00:46:12.710
got to emulate it, right? Yeah, it's like he's

00:46:12.710 --> 00:46:15.809
on the show with us You guys need to stop playing

00:46:15.809 --> 00:46:19.329
that daddy game and play real game like fortnight

00:46:19.329 --> 00:46:22.369
Jesus Christ Timothy. He's on this all the time.

00:46:22.389 --> 00:46:27.130
Can I call you Timothy? Yeah, this man has been

00:46:27.130 --> 00:46:30.929
okay this child I assume, has been harassing

00:46:30.929 --> 00:46:33.610
us for quite some time to get on the Fortnite

00:46:33.610 --> 00:46:39.090
bandwagon. And you know what? Battle Royale shooters,

00:46:39.710 --> 00:46:42.030
doesn't matter if they're cartoony or Marvel

00:46:42.030 --> 00:46:45.610
themed, it's not for me. It's not for me and

00:46:45.610 --> 00:46:48.369
that's okay. Timothy, you can like it and that's

00:46:48.369 --> 00:46:53.769
also okay. Right. But just berate us. And bring

00:46:53.769 --> 00:46:56.960
us down. He gets his shit all the time. The Daddy

00:46:56.960 --> 00:47:00.900
Game? Brother, that is THE Dream Daddy. It is.

00:47:01.059 --> 00:47:03.780
A dad dating simulator that Dad -Rectors cut.

00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:08.300
Yeah, oh yeah. Get it right. Uh -huh. Imbecilic

00:47:08.300 --> 00:47:12.400
bitch. I know, right? Fuck Timothy. Uh -huh.

00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:16.400
No, we're not playing Fortnite. No. Noooo. No,

00:47:16.440 --> 00:47:19.619
no. Um, but you have fun. Uh, whatever. Just

00:47:19.619 --> 00:47:22.340
make sure that, uh, you obey your mom or you

00:47:22.340 --> 00:47:26.260
won't be able to play. Um... Last one here eight

00:47:26.260 --> 00:47:31.039
at stoner stanley 420 Momo and Alan are somewhere

00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:34.840
today, but I don't know if I am somewhere Is

00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:38.559
that here or anywhere? I can't feel my toes stupid

00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:42.400
squirrel He's falling into the non -corporeal

00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:47.179
Existential dread he really part of the smoking

00:47:47.179 --> 00:47:51.820
experience. I think so we've all been there brother

00:47:51.820 --> 00:47:55.159
I Don't want to trip you out. I don't know what

00:47:55.159 --> 00:47:58.639
they laced your last strain with right you are

00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:03.260
somewhere And you are tangible So just keep that

00:48:03.260 --> 00:48:05.360
in mind. Hopefully that's not too big a word

00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:07.780
for you to understand might be I don't know what

00:48:07.780 --> 00:48:10.639
the squirrels about I don't either said beef

00:48:10.639 --> 00:48:12.679
with these little rodent guys for a while now

00:48:12.679 --> 00:48:15.000
He has but you know if you're in a van down by

00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:16.820
the river you're gonna see a couple of squirrels

00:48:16.820 --> 00:48:20.340
squirrels And apparently they're wreaking havoc

00:48:20.340 --> 00:48:23.400
either in his van or... They steal his sunglasses

00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:25.980
or something? Didn't that happen? Took his glasses.

00:48:26.039 --> 00:48:30.099
Yeah. I think they were either up in a tree watching

00:48:30.099 --> 00:48:32.380
him or he was up in a tree watching them. Yeah.

00:48:32.500 --> 00:48:36.179
I don't know what was happening there. But the

00:48:36.179 --> 00:48:38.599
life and times of Stoner Stanley are fascinating.

00:48:38.980 --> 00:48:41.210
They are fascinating. It should be a show. It

00:48:41.210 --> 00:48:42.710
really should. That should be a show I would

00:48:42.710 --> 00:48:45.650
watch. Stoner Stanley Show. Yeah, that would

00:48:45.650 --> 00:48:48.469
get me to buy cable. All right. He gets to watch

00:48:48.469 --> 00:48:51.730
Stoner Stanley once in a week. Yeah, that would

00:48:51.730 --> 00:48:56.130
be an amazing show for sure. Aidan. Yes. Got

00:48:56.130 --> 00:48:59.050
some DMs? Got some DMs here. One from at Timmy

00:48:59.050 --> 00:49:03.389
T -shirt. Oh. What fashion or clothes do you

00:49:03.389 --> 00:49:10.090
dislike? Oh, OK. Interesting. I am not a fan.

00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:13.440
of sandals. I don't like sandals. That's fair.

00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:16.260
I would never wear sandals. Yeah. The only time

00:49:16.260 --> 00:49:18.519
I really wear my slides is if I'm taking my dog

00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:23.179
out. I just, I'm not a sandals guy. And I'm not,

00:49:23.619 --> 00:49:26.420
especially, this is something that Gen Zers,

00:49:26.860 --> 00:49:29.039
maybe Gen Alpha too, but mostly I've seen Gen

00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:32.780
Z do it, is wearing shorts. Like the shorter

00:49:32.780 --> 00:49:36.480
type of shorts. Like as we call them us Gen Xers

00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:39.239
calm nut huggers. Yeah, essentially bike shorts.

00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:44.400
Yeah, or whatever. Yeah with Like ankle socks

00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:47.599
like damn near knee -high socks. Yeah, it's like

00:49:47.599 --> 00:49:49.880
oh, yeah What what are we doing and then like

00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:52.719
tiny low -cut shoes? It's like what what is this

00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:55.300
uniform? It's bad. I don't like it. I would never

00:49:55.300 --> 00:49:57.639
wear it if I'm wearing shorts It's it's with

00:49:57.639 --> 00:50:00.000
like sneakers and then like regular people song.

00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.820
Yeah that fit the type of shoe I'm wearing. Yeah

00:50:03.279 --> 00:50:05.599
Especially if it's summertime, my legs need some

00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:08.280
air, dude. I'm not wearing knee -high socks.

00:50:08.539 --> 00:50:15.139
No. No way. Very confusing. Not for me. Mine

00:50:15.139 --> 00:50:19.659
are not going to be very popular, but I... Well,

00:50:19.659 --> 00:50:21.940
first of all, I love a suit. Suits are great.

00:50:21.960 --> 00:50:24.340
I love a suit. Not that I want to wear one every

00:50:24.340 --> 00:50:25.820
day at work because then I'd probably feel a

00:50:25.820 --> 00:50:28.099
bit differently about them, but if I'm going

00:50:28.099 --> 00:50:31.460
out in Chicago and I'm like, I would love just

00:50:31.460 --> 00:50:34.630
to do a steak. I'd like to just get a couple

00:50:34.630 --> 00:50:37.909
of the guys together. Yeah, just get a steak

00:50:37.909 --> 00:50:41.210
some night or just go out for a zaan, a beer

00:50:41.210 --> 00:50:44.250
or whatever. Jazz club? Ah, dude, hit up the

00:50:44.250 --> 00:50:46.630
Green Mill. Yeah, whatever. Get real. And just

00:50:46.630 --> 00:50:49.489
dress it up one night and just have a night out.

00:50:49.630 --> 00:50:53.530
You know, I do love a suit. What I don't like,

00:50:53.949 --> 00:50:56.309
and this is not popular, I don't like shorts.

00:50:56.809 --> 00:50:58.989
I like them in bed. Like, I like to wear them

00:50:58.989 --> 00:51:01.130
in bed. That's fine. Yeah, you are not a shorts

00:51:01.130 --> 00:51:03.909
guy. I love jeans. I wear jeans every day. As

00:51:03.909 --> 00:51:05.789
a matter of fact, my job really doesn't demand

00:51:05.789 --> 00:51:07.630
me to do business cash. Like, if I want to go

00:51:07.630 --> 00:51:11.449
in jeans, I can, which I may start taking advantage

00:51:11.449 --> 00:51:15.309
of soon. But I love jeans. I just like, if it's

00:51:15.309 --> 00:51:17.690
90, I got jeans on. If it's 60, I got jeans on.

00:51:17.889 --> 00:51:20.150
I mean, that's just, I just feel comfortable

00:51:20.150 --> 00:51:23.389
with it. And I'm also on that sandal bandwagon

00:51:23.389 --> 00:51:27.880
too. I don't. I feel like my feet should be protected.

00:51:27.980 --> 00:51:31.260
Yeah. I'm a big toe stubber. So we're going to

00:51:31.260 --> 00:51:33.760
keep those digits covered as often as we can.

00:51:33.920 --> 00:51:35.760
If I'm in my own home, it's a different situation.

00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:40.980
So you're decidedly anti -sandal. I am. I'm anti

00:51:40.980 --> 00:51:45.159
-sandal. Give me jimmies, give me docks, give

00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:50.420
me boots. I am good with all that. And yeah,

00:51:50.679 --> 00:51:57.210
I'm not a fan of them. What else if I can think

00:51:57.210 --> 00:51:59.789
here's okay? Here's something I don't like I've

00:51:59.789 --> 00:52:02.429
only seen in a handful of times But there's something

00:52:02.429 --> 00:52:07.190
about it that just says tacky Mm -hmm is like

00:52:07.190 --> 00:52:11.130
a graphic t -shirt with like a sport coat Yeah,

00:52:11.250 --> 00:52:14.389
like this this this can't this did no that doesn't

00:52:14.389 --> 00:52:17.369
work. It doesn't work If you're wearing a sport

00:52:17.369 --> 00:52:19.969
coat you should have a button up. Yeah, I think

00:52:19.969 --> 00:52:22.780
that's a button. That's true That's just my take.

00:52:23.099 --> 00:52:25.280
I know one of my favorite creators, I even brought

00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:28.119
them up on a while you were sleeping recently

00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:31.019
technology connections. Like that's his shtick.

00:52:31.099 --> 00:52:33.000
He wears like a graphic tee and a sport coat.

00:52:33.019 --> 00:52:35.139
And I'm like, dude, if that's your fashion, God

00:52:35.139 --> 00:52:39.219
bless your soul. That's a no from me, dog. No,

00:52:39.219 --> 00:52:41.719
and that's it. And I do possess a sport coat

00:52:41.719 --> 00:52:44.579
where I could technically probably pull that

00:52:44.579 --> 00:52:47.639
off. But I choose not to because I don't vibe

00:52:47.639 --> 00:52:51.989
with it. Like if I had a plain t -shirt. Maybe.

00:52:52.670 --> 00:52:54.710
But like, I kind of feel the same way. It's like

00:52:54.710 --> 00:52:56.510
if I'm throwing the sport coat on, I'm going

00:52:56.510 --> 00:52:58.590
to put a button -down shirt on. Right. You know,

00:52:58.769 --> 00:53:00.769
you don't have to have a tie. You just have button

00:53:00.769 --> 00:53:02.730
-down shirt, a couple of buttons on button, and

00:53:02.730 --> 00:53:05.130
you're good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm totally down with

00:53:05.130 --> 00:53:08.110
that. And you know what? I hate to say it, and

00:53:08.110 --> 00:53:10.809
you were right. It's unpopular. I'm not a jeans

00:53:10.809 --> 00:53:13.030
guy. You're not a jeans guy. I'm not a jeans

00:53:13.030 --> 00:53:16.809
guy. I don't like how they feel on my legs. I

00:53:16.809 --> 00:53:19.909
wear them. Got pairs of black jeans and gray

00:53:19.909 --> 00:53:22.269
jeans and a couple pairs of blue jeans for just

00:53:22.269 --> 00:53:25.269
doing like work around the house Yeah, but it's

00:53:25.269 --> 00:53:29.489
not my go -to wear I just if I'm doing something

00:53:29.489 --> 00:53:32.610
like going out grocery shopping or something

00:53:32.610 --> 00:53:34.690
I'll put a pair of joggers on and some shoes

00:53:34.690 --> 00:53:37.289
like that that to me is more comfortable. That's

00:53:37.289 --> 00:53:39.030
that's just a me thing I don't like how the jeans

00:53:39.030 --> 00:53:43.849
feel on my legs. Yeah, no, that's fair Especially

00:53:43.849 --> 00:53:46.630
if it's warm out. I'm sorry. I am a shorts guy.

00:53:46.769 --> 00:53:49.250
Oh, yeah. I can't do it. Like if I go to the

00:53:49.250 --> 00:53:53.250
beach, I will do the thing and get my legs some

00:53:53.250 --> 00:53:56.190
color or whatever. But yeah, I got to have jeans

00:53:56.190 --> 00:53:59.070
on. Yeah, if it's over 40 degrees, I'll be wearing

00:53:59.070 --> 00:54:02.969
shorts. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. And that

00:54:02.969 --> 00:54:05.429
probably is also an unpopular opinion. Could

00:54:05.429 --> 00:54:07.610
be. You know, and I'm going to throw this out

00:54:07.610 --> 00:54:09.010
just for the sake of it, since we're talking

00:54:09.010 --> 00:54:11.750
about clothes and shit like that. When I pass,

00:54:11.809 --> 00:54:14.250
whenever that is. Maybe another 100 years. That's

00:54:14.250 --> 00:54:16.730
probably what's gonna happen, oddly enough, because,

00:54:16.750 --> 00:54:20.750
like, I'm not super healthy right now, just various

00:54:20.750 --> 00:54:23.030
things going on, but I'm the dude that lives

00:54:23.030 --> 00:54:25.530
to 100. I mean, that's the way that shit works

00:54:25.530 --> 00:54:27.989
out. So, if that is the case, I got a lot of

00:54:27.989 --> 00:54:30.949
years ahead of me, which is great, but that being

00:54:30.949 --> 00:54:34.550
said, someday I will cease to exist when I do,

00:54:35.170 --> 00:54:37.969
and they'll put me in some box or whatever, hopefully

00:54:37.969 --> 00:54:41.489
it's cool, they'll put me in some box. You don't

00:54:41.489 --> 00:54:43.369
have to go to Marshall's and get some fucking

00:54:43.369 --> 00:54:46.329
suit for me with some cheesy ass tie and be like,

00:54:46.610 --> 00:54:48.030
oh, it doesn't look great. It looks like he's

00:54:48.030 --> 00:54:52.150
sleeping. No, I don't want that shit. Like put

00:54:52.150 --> 00:54:55.289
me in jeans and a hoodie. Yeah, like dad loved

00:54:55.289 --> 00:54:57.369
that hoodie. Yeah, that's what we're putting

00:54:57.369 --> 00:54:59.519
him in. That's what I want. Because they want

00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:01.599
people to be like, oh, yeah, dude, looks like

00:55:01.599 --> 00:55:03.059
you're napping on the couch. That's the vibe.

00:55:03.219 --> 00:55:05.539
That's what I want. Don't put me in some fucking

00:55:05.539 --> 00:55:07.420
suit, because then it's going to be like, that

00:55:07.420 --> 00:55:09.480
doesn't look like Maloney. Who the fuck is that?

00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:11.480
Who is that guy in there? Yeah, right. Yeah,

00:55:11.480 --> 00:55:15.340
so don't do that. I get another DM here from

00:55:15.340 --> 00:55:20.599
at batterwolf. Would you take 12 regenerations

00:55:20.599 --> 00:55:24.300
like a Time Lord, or would you pass on that?

00:55:24.880 --> 00:55:29.300
Huh. Oh, that's interesting. I find that. A fascinating

00:55:29.300 --> 00:55:31.960
question, because I think we've had DMs before

00:55:31.960 --> 00:55:36.619
where it's akin to, like, would you take, um,

00:55:38.039 --> 00:55:40.639
like, invulnerability and just, like, live forever.

00:55:40.820 --> 00:55:43.380
Yeah. Which I think is a pretty resounding no

00:55:43.380 --> 00:55:46.679
for most people. Right. But 12 regenerations

00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:50.500
is just, like, 12 lifetimes. And that's... It's

00:55:50.500 --> 00:55:53.099
not living forever, which I think is a curse

00:55:53.099 --> 00:55:55.820
rather than a blessing. But what I want to live

00:55:55.820 --> 00:55:58.639
12 lifetimes... Right? Because you regenerate

00:55:58.639 --> 00:56:02.019
and you're already kind of, what, 20s, 30s, 40

00:56:02.019 --> 00:56:05.760
years old. Right. So you're already mature. It's

00:56:05.760 --> 00:56:07.539
not like you have to start from an infant again

00:56:07.539 --> 00:56:10.059
shitting yourself, which makes it more interesting.

00:56:10.619 --> 00:56:13.380
But that would be 12 lifetimes that I have to

00:56:13.380 --> 00:56:15.980
see people I care about pass away. Right. That

00:56:15.980 --> 00:56:18.480
would be 12 lifetimes where I have to watch my

00:56:18.480 --> 00:56:21.900
pets die in front of me. Yep. I'm like, I'm torn.

00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:25.690
Because in theory, that's super cool. But in

00:56:25.690 --> 00:56:31.010
practice, I think one is good. I think I would

00:56:31.010 --> 00:56:33.730
pass, personally. I would pass. I think one lifetime

00:56:33.730 --> 00:56:38.650
is good. Death is scary. It's a scary thought.

00:56:38.849 --> 00:56:41.030
It's the end of any decision I could ever make

00:56:41.030 --> 00:56:43.510
or any path in life I could ever take. Bars.

00:56:44.090 --> 00:56:47.010
But I think one is good. I think I would pass

00:56:47.010 --> 00:56:51.670
on the regen. Yeah, I agree. I understand the

00:56:51.670 --> 00:56:56.829
temptation for it Because the more you live the

00:56:56.829 --> 00:56:59.869
more experience and knowledge you acquire So

00:56:59.869 --> 00:57:02.489
I think like you naturally you grow now this

00:57:02.489 --> 00:57:04.590
would go into a larger conversation. We won't

00:57:04.590 --> 00:57:07.010
necessarily have but It kind of goes into the

00:57:07.010 --> 00:57:10.389
concept of reincarnation. You know, do we live

00:57:10.389 --> 00:57:15.150
in this existence and then afterwards we honestly

00:57:15.150 --> 00:57:18.550
technically regenerate into another form and

00:57:18.550 --> 00:57:20.349
we do it all over again and we do it all over

00:57:20.349 --> 00:57:22.429
again. We do it all over again. Maybe we learn

00:57:22.429 --> 00:57:24.769
lessons each time we're here until we learn the

00:57:24.769 --> 00:57:26.550
lesson we're supposed to learn and they're like,

00:57:26.550 --> 00:57:29.010
cool, you figured it out. Now you move on to

00:57:29.010 --> 00:57:31.809
this existence. We don't know what we don't know,

00:57:32.010 --> 00:57:35.389
guys. I mean, maybe we just honestly become warm

00:57:35.389 --> 00:57:40.320
food. Maybe that's it. But we don't know. We

00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:45.219
have no idea, no concept of it. But yeah, I don't

00:57:45.219 --> 00:57:47.219
think I could do the regeneration thing because

00:57:47.219 --> 00:57:50.300
here's this too. Say you have a life, okay? Say

00:57:50.300 --> 00:57:53.320
80 years and you're about to regenerate. Now

00:57:53.320 --> 00:57:55.139
you could just regenerate into another old looking

00:57:55.139 --> 00:57:58.940
person. But what if you regenerate and now I

00:57:58.940 --> 00:58:02.940
regenerate into a 16 year old girl's body? Like,

00:58:03.219 --> 00:58:06.579
now I'm like, holy shit. Culture shock. Culture

00:58:06.579 --> 00:58:09.719
shock. And now you're like, I can't, you know,

00:58:09.860 --> 00:58:12.500
if I were an older person and I was a greeter

00:58:12.500 --> 00:58:14.599
at Walmart and I waltz in there and they're like,

00:58:14.820 --> 00:58:17.019
oh yes, honey, can we help you? Yeah, I'm here

00:58:17.019 --> 00:58:20.090
to work. Yeah, right. Walmart. No, you're not.

00:58:21.010 --> 00:58:23.369
I know, Mark. This old guy talks people through

00:58:23.369 --> 00:58:25.150
the door. Who the fuck are you? Would you get

00:58:25.150 --> 00:58:27.769
a new social security number every time? Right.

00:58:27.909 --> 00:58:30.469
There's too many things, too many variables.

00:58:30.929 --> 00:58:32.969
Yeah, I don't think I'd like it. Yeah. It's different

00:58:32.969 --> 00:58:36.170
if you are a Time Lord already, and you have

00:58:36.170 --> 00:58:40.269
things like a TARDIS. You can just jump in your

00:58:40.269 --> 00:58:43.590
box. Right. It makes sense if you can time and

00:58:43.590 --> 00:58:46.389
space travel. But as a human being having 12

00:58:46.389 --> 00:58:49.889
regens, I would pass. I would, too. My last DM

00:58:49.889 --> 00:58:54.090
here comes from at dumpy Chadwick What are some

00:58:54.090 --> 00:58:57.630
of life's simple pleasures that you never get

00:58:57.630 --> 00:59:02.730
tired of? Life simple pleasures, I would have

00:59:02.730 --> 00:59:07.010
to say Sunday afternoon football. Oh, yeah at

00:59:07.010 --> 00:59:10.289
halftime. There you go. Hey, it's very it's the

00:59:10.289 --> 00:59:13.710
best Because look you got to go to work on Monday

00:59:14.030 --> 00:59:16.889
So ideally you would like most if not all of

00:59:16.889 --> 00:59:20.489
your Sunday to just be a chill ass day and there's

00:59:20.489 --> 00:59:22.869
nothing better than just watching some football,

00:59:23.170 --> 00:59:26.150
chilling out, having that nap, have a good sandwich,

00:59:26.190 --> 00:59:29.789
like that's just good. Oh yeah. Hell yeah. I

00:59:29.789 --> 00:59:32.769
think my simple pleasure I never get tired of

00:59:32.769 --> 00:59:35.750
is that first sip of caffeine in the morning.

00:59:36.349 --> 00:59:38.030
It doesn't matter if I'm at work or if I'm at

00:59:38.030 --> 00:59:42.469
home. The last day I went without caffeine was

00:59:42.469 --> 00:59:46.210
probably when I was like 15 years old. I've had

00:59:46.210 --> 00:59:49.030
caffeine every day of my life for the past decade.

00:59:50.250 --> 00:59:52.570
But that first sip of caffeine, man, clocking

00:59:52.570 --> 00:59:55.349
into work, feeling kind of groggy, you crack

00:59:55.349 --> 00:59:58.389
open that Aldi brand Red Bull, which by the way,

00:59:58.570 --> 01:00:00.489
tastes better and is also cheaper than Red Bull.

01:00:00.530 --> 01:00:03.369
Than the actual Red Bull, yeah. Oh my gosh, it's

01:00:03.369 --> 01:00:06.429
like my body, that's the regeneration right there.

01:00:06.710 --> 01:00:09.110
Oh, for sure. That's the daily regeneration right

01:00:09.110 --> 01:00:11.469
there. Like the first sip hits my mouth and it's

01:00:11.469 --> 01:00:14.619
just like, I can feel it travel down into my

01:00:14.619 --> 01:00:16.559
stomach, and then my body's just like, let's

01:00:16.559 --> 01:00:19.619
fucking go, boys. Now we're in it. Now we're

01:00:19.619 --> 01:00:22.400
in it. That first sip of caffeine never gets

01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:25.159
old. It really doesn't. Which I guess is a drug

01:00:25.159 --> 01:00:28.739
addiction. I am 100 % addicted to caffeine. Same.

01:00:28.960 --> 01:00:31.880
So that's, yeah, call me out. That is an addiction.

01:00:32.380 --> 01:00:35.099
There's no getting past that. But man, that first

01:00:35.099 --> 01:00:37.239
sip of caffeine just hits different. Yeah, it

01:00:37.239 --> 01:00:39.579
does. It's so beautiful. And then like today,

01:00:39.619 --> 01:00:43.480
for example, the way we opened this show. and

01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:46.480
just talking about it made me realize that's

01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:49.019
one of life's simple pleasures, too, is like

01:00:49.019 --> 01:00:53.440
waking up after a good long night's rest. Like,

01:00:53.460 --> 01:00:56.599
nine hours is a lot of fucking sleep. And I woke

01:00:56.599 --> 01:01:00.179
up, a little sand in my eyes, and I was like,

01:01:00.300 --> 01:01:03.719
wow, that was super nice. Oh man, I'm ready to

01:01:03.719 --> 01:01:06.699
start the day. Yeah, I feel the same way. You

01:01:06.699 --> 01:01:09.320
know, that's really great. It goes hand in hand

01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:11.260
with the caffeine thing. Like, I wake up and

01:01:11.260 --> 01:01:14.219
I'm like, I'm so ready. Yep, and the caffeine

01:01:14.219 --> 01:01:16.719
hits my lips and I'm like, oh man. I'm doubly

01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:21.360
ready. It's for sure for sure Yeah, I mean there's

01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:24.300
so many simple pleasures that that are that are

01:01:24.300 --> 01:01:26.539
great like another one I can think of like if

01:01:26.539 --> 01:01:29.010
I've had a hamburger in a long time And I'm not

01:01:29.010 --> 01:01:31.130
talking about McDonald's or Burger King or anything

01:01:31.130 --> 01:01:33.829
like that. I'm talking like a decent restaurant

01:01:33.829 --> 01:01:36.570
with a good burger. Homemade cheeseburgers are

01:01:36.570 --> 01:01:38.750
beautiful. Oh, they are, dude. Oh my god. They

01:01:38.750 --> 01:01:40.989
are. You just take that bite and you're just

01:01:40.989 --> 01:01:43.369
like, yeah, buddy. Yeah, that's what it's about.

01:01:44.210 --> 01:01:45.929
So yeah, those are some of mine, I guess. Damn

01:01:45.929 --> 01:01:49.409
right. Oh, and then I should say this. Hot day,

01:01:49.849 --> 01:01:53.150
outside doing yard work, come in the house, ice

01:01:53.150 --> 01:01:55.429
cold beer. Oh my god. That one's good. Ice cold

01:01:55.429 --> 01:01:57.449
beer. Every time you do that, that is the best

01:01:57.449 --> 01:01:59.789
beer you've ever had. Yeah. Get out there, mow

01:01:59.789 --> 01:02:03.070
the lawn. Takes 40 minutes. Hot and sweaty. My

01:02:03.070 --> 01:02:06.829
face is all red. I'm just hoping that's dehydration

01:02:06.829 --> 01:02:10.070
and not sunburn. Right. Sip a beer, cold shower.

01:02:10.449 --> 01:02:13.590
Oh my god. Ice cold beer in the shower. Shower

01:02:13.590 --> 01:02:17.010
beers. Shower beers. Shower beers. It's not a

01:02:17.010 --> 01:02:20.210
good habit. I'm admitting this on air, it's not

01:02:20.210 --> 01:02:22.190
a good habit, but I've gotten in the habit of

01:02:22.190 --> 01:02:25.030
doing shower beers. Like if I've had a shit work

01:02:25.030 --> 01:02:27.449
day, get home, crack open a beer in the shower,

01:02:27.550 --> 01:02:30.210
I'm like, oh yeah, now I'm ready for the afternoon

01:02:30.210 --> 01:02:32.289
to start. Yeah, and as long as that water stays

01:02:32.289 --> 01:02:34.730
hot, man, I'm just gonna hang out for a bit.

01:02:34.829 --> 01:02:37.610
Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. Damn right. Well, that

01:02:37.610 --> 01:02:39.769
was my last DM. All right. Well, that was DMs.

01:02:39.769 --> 01:02:42.949
Hey, send us your DMs, all the socials, all the

01:02:42.949 --> 01:02:46.329
comments, whatever you want to do. And we are

01:02:46.329 --> 01:02:50.030
very chatty Kathy type DMs today. I know I like

01:02:50.030 --> 01:02:52.570
them. Got us yapping. Yeah, they were they were

01:02:52.570 --> 01:02:54.309
very good. So you guys keep it up. It's good

01:02:54.309 --> 01:02:58.530
stuff. We're now on to the other foods. So Aiden

01:02:58.530 --> 01:03:01.469
finds these foods from all over the globe and

01:03:01.469 --> 01:03:05.730
says, wow, that's gross. And then you wee, wee,

01:03:05.989 --> 01:03:08.519
and then he tells us about them. So, Aidan, what

01:03:08.519 --> 01:03:10.280
have you found for us this week? I've traveled

01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:13.840
to Southeast Asia today. Two different countries

01:03:13.840 --> 01:03:20.760
with two different fried insects for everyone's

01:03:20.760 --> 01:03:26.019
very tame palates. The first one comes from a

01:03:26.019 --> 01:03:28.340
very quaint country by the name of Cambodia.

01:03:29.039 --> 01:03:31.030
God bless Cambodia. That's right. What's up,

01:03:31.230 --> 01:03:33.929
guys? I know I'm going to pronounce these wrong,

01:03:33.969 --> 01:03:36.250
and I do apologize in advance. This is called

01:03:36.250 --> 01:03:39.530
Ah Ping. A -ping is how it's pronounced. Oh,

01:03:39.909 --> 01:03:43.809
OK. It is a fried spider. And both of these come

01:03:43.809 --> 01:03:49.829
from Taste Atlas online journal. So hopefully

01:03:49.829 --> 01:03:52.550
they have done their fact checking right, because

01:03:52.550 --> 01:03:54.789
I'm going to read straight from them. So Ah Ping,

01:03:55.130 --> 01:03:58.650
fried spiders from Cambodia. Got a 2 .2 out of

01:03:58.650 --> 01:04:02.909
5 stars. Not great. According to those locals

01:04:02.909 --> 01:04:06.070
who have rated them. Yelp, yelp. That's no good.

01:04:06.130 --> 01:04:09.449
That's no good. So according to Taste Atlas,

01:04:09.969 --> 01:04:14.449
the city of Sukon in Cambodia was so infested

01:04:14.449 --> 01:04:17.429
with spiders that the nearly starved locals had

01:04:17.429 --> 01:04:20.690
adopted and started consuming them as early as

01:04:20.690 --> 01:04:24.250
the 1970s and perhaps earlier. The practice had

01:04:24.250 --> 01:04:27.800
continued ever since then. However, it is no

01:04:27.800 --> 01:04:30.980
wonder that the city is known as quote spider

01:04:30.980 --> 01:04:35.619
town or spiderville These fried spiders typically

01:04:35.619 --> 01:04:40.860
tarantulas are breaded in Breaded and then deep

01:04:40.860 --> 01:04:44.440
-fried in hot oil served fresh with local herbs

01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:50.960
or on a bed of rice or noodles hmm now I I have

01:04:50.960 --> 01:04:55.119
tried insects before I have tried them in their

01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:57.260
crunchy form, where it's like the insect body,

01:04:57.360 --> 01:04:59.360
and you eat it, and it's usually coated in some

01:04:59.360 --> 01:05:01.719
kind of like, ooh, cheesy dust powder to make

01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:04.639
you forget about the insect part. It's not that

01:05:04.639 --> 01:05:08.260
bad. Fried crickets, not that bad. And then there's

01:05:08.260 --> 01:05:10.699
also like those protein chips with cricket protein

01:05:10.699 --> 01:05:13.340
on them, and it just tastes like a Dorito. Can

01:05:13.340 --> 01:05:16.019
recommend. Okay. Can recommend. It doesn't taste

01:05:16.019 --> 01:05:18.980
like cricket. It tastes like a Dorito. But the

01:05:18.980 --> 01:05:22.559
form factor of a spider... In my mouth. Nope.

01:05:22.920 --> 01:05:25.519
Even if it's perished, long gone, deep -fried,

01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:30.000
eight legs and a body? No. That's something I

01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:32.159
can't sign off on. I'm sorry. I can't either.

01:05:32.639 --> 01:05:35.739
Yeah, no good. And going to their neighbor, Thailand.

01:05:36.000 --> 01:05:38.980
God bless the Thai. What's up? Beautiful country.

01:05:41.179 --> 01:05:47.360
Honmai, H -O -N -M -H -A -I. Deep -fried silkworms.

01:05:47.860 --> 01:05:52.300
Oh. Okay. Yeah deep -fried silkworms, which why

01:05:52.300 --> 01:05:54.219
would you do that? I thought they're there to

01:05:54.219 --> 01:05:57.400
make silk, but what the fuck right? Exactly a

01:05:57.400 --> 01:06:00.530
traditional insect dish that is especially popular

01:06:00.530 --> 01:06:05.469
in Bangkok. It is made... Bangkok. I'm so sorry,

01:06:05.590 --> 01:06:08.449
Thailand. That joke's been made probably trillions

01:06:08.449 --> 01:06:11.570
of times. Oh, guaranteed. It's made by deep -frying

01:06:11.570 --> 01:06:13.690
silkworms, then seasoned with salt, pepper, and

01:06:13.690 --> 01:06:16.809
sometimes a secret sauce prepared by the vendor.

01:06:17.110 --> 01:06:20.309
Because the snack is usually sold from street

01:06:20.309 --> 01:06:24.409
carts. Once fried, quote, the silkworms turn

01:06:24.409 --> 01:06:27.519
crunchy and greasy while the... The flavor is

01:06:27.519 --> 01:06:31.039
sometimes described as slightly bitter. Yeah,

01:06:31.179 --> 01:06:34.260
no. No, no. No, that's not gonna work. Not for

01:06:34.260 --> 01:06:36.239
me, but you know what? God bless you, Thailand.

01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:40.300
God bless Cambodia. You guys enjoy. You enjoy

01:06:40.300 --> 01:06:43.820
that. And I will say, because I have to say it,

01:06:43.840 --> 01:06:47.119
because I'm just... I'm just minded like this.

01:06:47.260 --> 01:06:49.960
My brain works like this. They're kind of doing

01:06:49.960 --> 01:06:53.760
a public service. Like, insect protein is the

01:06:53.760 --> 01:06:56.539
most sustainable form of protein that can be

01:06:56.539 --> 01:07:00.440
harvested on the planet by a long shot. By a

01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:03.920
long shot, yeah. By a long shot. The amount of

01:07:03.920 --> 01:07:07.280
methane emissions and land use and water use

01:07:07.280 --> 01:07:11.039
it takes to make a cow that will provide a steak

01:07:11.039 --> 01:07:15.920
for you is absurd. It should piss people off

01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:20.989
how absurd... that land use and just like, the

01:07:20.989 --> 01:07:24.670
resources it takes to raise a cow for beef. But

01:07:24.670 --> 01:07:27.829
I can't eat a tarantula, I'm sorry. And that's

01:07:27.829 --> 01:07:29.829
such a privileged take, but I'm sorry, I won't

01:07:29.829 --> 01:07:31.829
do a tarantula. I won't do that. I would have

01:07:31.829 --> 01:07:35.929
to be really, really hungry. No, even then, I

01:07:35.929 --> 01:07:38.329
will find something else. I will graze on grass,

01:07:38.469 --> 01:07:41.449
I will become a cow. Nah, I will do something

01:07:41.449 --> 01:07:43.929
else. Cinnamon is tree bark, you could probably

01:07:43.929 --> 01:07:46.150
just eat tree bark, hey? Probably could do that.

01:07:46.289 --> 01:07:49.590
Good fibrous diet. Definitely. Man, that shit

01:07:49.590 --> 01:07:51.929
would be rough. Or the best shit of your life.

01:07:52.030 --> 01:07:54.289
Or the best shit of your life. That brings us

01:07:54.289 --> 01:07:57.550
to Review Preview. Clean segue. That brings us

01:07:57.550 --> 01:08:00.230
to Review, but what a segue. Everyone loves shitting.

01:08:00.469 --> 01:08:01.949
Now, have you heard of this? Now, have you heard

01:08:01.949 --> 01:08:05.230
of this great movie? Now, no frozen review today.

01:08:05.349 --> 01:08:07.449
I have not been eating many frozen meals lately.

01:08:07.510 --> 01:08:11.150
I have to do some shopping. But I haven't done

01:08:11.150 --> 01:08:14.610
Review Preview in a while. It's been a while.

01:08:14.650 --> 01:08:18.310
It's been a while and I saw a movie because we

01:08:18.310 --> 01:08:21.979
were without power. earlier this week. Crazy

01:08:21.979 --> 01:08:25.720
wind hailstorm. Crazy wind. Crazy, crazy wind.

01:08:26.159 --> 01:08:29.000
Knocked down utility poles all over northwest

01:08:29.000 --> 01:08:31.399
Indiana. It was brutal. Primarily, primarily

01:08:31.399 --> 01:08:34.180
where I go to the office, which is in Crown Point,

01:08:34.199 --> 01:08:36.939
Indiana. It was tough. Like Crown Point, and

01:08:36.939 --> 01:08:39.039
Sherrillville, and Merrillville. St. John, yeah.

01:08:39.039 --> 01:08:41.800
St. John, like they got it pretty bad. So we

01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:44.640
were without power. So I'm sitting at home, like,

01:08:44.979 --> 01:08:46.680
you know, because if power comes out like late

01:08:46.680 --> 01:08:48.729
morning, Early afternoon, I'd still probably

01:08:48.729 --> 01:08:50.710
go in for a few hours. So I'm waiting, waiting,

01:08:50.869 --> 01:08:53.630
waiting. Like, it gets to about a quarter to

01:08:53.630 --> 01:08:56.710
two. I'm like, hmm. Now, mind you, Tuesdays are

01:08:56.710 --> 01:08:59.170
cheap movie days. This is true. It's like a quarter

01:08:59.170 --> 01:09:01.529
to two. It's like Met Ney all day. 2 o 'clock.

01:09:01.590 --> 01:09:04.010
The movie's at 2 .40. Literally, I wait till

01:09:04.010 --> 01:09:06.449
like 2 .07. I'm like, I'm gone. Boom. Yeah. Jump

01:09:06.449 --> 01:09:08.949
in. Go see the movie. I will say, I don't mean

01:09:08.949 --> 01:09:11.909
to interrupt. No. But I will say, there's something

01:09:11.909 --> 01:09:14.810
about the power going off. that immediately turns

01:09:14.810 --> 01:09:17.449
my brain in, like, Neanderthal mode. Oh, yeah.

01:09:17.449 --> 01:09:20.569
It's like, oh, must make campfire. Light candle.

01:09:21.189 --> 01:09:24.729
Stay warm during winter. Made fire. I make fire.

01:09:24.949 --> 01:09:28.470
Must be entertained. Here is Matchbox car. Exactly.

01:09:28.750 --> 01:09:32.050
I feel like a fucking imbecile, but also there's

01:09:32.050 --> 01:09:33.869
something cool about it where it's like, oh,

01:09:33.890 --> 01:09:36.489
yeah, I get an excuse to detach. This is kind

01:09:36.489 --> 01:09:40.250
of fun. Yeah, I'll be honest what I do. I just

01:09:40.250 --> 01:09:44.420
like. Find candles or find that sort of stuff

01:09:44.420 --> 01:09:46.520
be like, okay, if they're skid dark. I got some

01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:49.119
source of light Yeah, that's good. Mike. Do I

01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:50.760
have some food in the house? Okay got a little

01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:52.899
bit of food. This is food I don't have to heat

01:09:52.899 --> 01:09:55.340
up. Okay, that's fine. And then I look at my

01:09:55.340 --> 01:09:58.060
phone. It's like 88 % Michael. Thank God. Yeah

01:09:58.060 --> 01:10:01.720
Watch some YouTube videos or fucking Netflix

01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:04.739
or some shit Anyway, the movie that I saw is

01:10:04.739 --> 01:10:07.899
called Project Hail Mary Directed by Phil Lord

01:10:07.899 --> 01:10:11.890
and Christopher Miller It is a sci -fi film starring

01:10:11.890 --> 01:10:15.850
Ryan Gosling as Ryland Grace, a teacher tasked

01:10:15.850 --> 01:10:19.829
with saving Earth from a solar energy crisis.

01:10:20.449 --> 01:10:23.310
The stories based on Andy Weir's novel follows

01:10:23.310 --> 01:10:27.569
an amnesiac scientist who forms an unlikely friendship

01:10:27.569 --> 01:10:31.649
with an alien named Rocky to survive. I thought

01:10:31.649 --> 01:10:35.470
the concept was Super interesting is it flipped

01:10:35.470 --> 01:10:38.430
back and forth in time giving you different perspectives.

01:10:38.430 --> 01:10:41.970
It was not predictable I didn't see this relationship

01:10:41.970 --> 01:10:46.489
with Gosling and Rocky the alien And it was funny.

01:10:46.489 --> 01:10:49.210
I really enjoyed the interaction between those

01:10:49.210 --> 01:10:53.250
two and The film had tons of heart to like literally

01:10:53.250 --> 01:10:54.829
your eyes will water up a couple of different

01:10:54.829 --> 01:11:00.350
times With that and I would give it a watch,

01:11:00.350 --> 01:11:02.270
you know, it has a little bit of a slow build

01:11:02.270 --> 01:11:07.029
-up to me like when that happens I'm in because

01:11:07.029 --> 01:11:09.149
I'm like okay if they're taking time to build

01:11:09.149 --> 01:11:11.590
this up some really cool shits about to happen

01:11:11.590 --> 01:11:13.729
character development sometimes that doesn't

01:11:13.729 --> 01:11:15.770
happen you're like okay this movie sucks but

01:11:15.770 --> 01:11:18.270
then most times like you just get that ramp up

01:11:18.270 --> 01:11:22.189
and it's totally worth it and you know I really

01:11:22.189 --> 01:11:26.109
I really enjoyed it it's a two plus hour movie

01:11:26.109 --> 01:11:30.720
so there is some time to it And the story itself

01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:33.880
was just good. And I love Rocky the alien. I

01:11:33.880 --> 01:11:38.399
want one. He was just he was very cool. So I

01:11:38.399 --> 01:11:41.020
give it four out of five stars solid. I recommend

01:11:41.020 --> 01:11:44.600
it. And Gosling is just kind of funny anyway.

01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:47.739
Just just kind of like naturally. So like if

01:11:47.739 --> 01:11:50.739
you like him is like just a dude, go see the

01:11:50.739 --> 01:11:52.319
movie because he just kind of plays himself.

01:11:52.560 --> 01:11:55.960
That's awesome. I love that. Yeah, so that's

01:11:55.960 --> 01:11:59.600
that. That's a little review preview. Do you

01:11:59.600 --> 01:12:02.560
have anything you're previewing? Anything on

01:12:02.560 --> 01:12:06.300
your mind? Nice review. We're about to preview.

01:12:06.359 --> 01:12:10.939
Yeah, no. Oh, cool. Next segment. Bye. See ya.

01:12:11.619 --> 01:12:15.600
Hey. Hi. Hola. We're back here on the Mark Mo

01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:18.579
Show, Mark Maloney. That's Aidan Maloney. And

01:12:18.579 --> 01:12:20.800
we're now on to our feature segment. You just

01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:23.840
made the list. That is a top ten list of, well,

01:12:23.840 --> 01:12:25.539
hell, we've done just about everything there

01:12:25.539 --> 01:12:28.340
is to do. But we always find something interesting

01:12:28.340 --> 01:12:31.619
and new, ten through two, with our big number

01:12:31.619 --> 01:12:35.500
one reveal and the only rule, pay attention now,

01:12:35.979 --> 01:12:39.159
no rules. Ooh, let's freaking go. Let's go. That's

01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:42.260
just how we operate. In life, generally. As one

01:12:42.260 --> 01:12:45.340
should. Yeah, exactly. Now did they get mad when

01:12:45.340 --> 01:12:47.039
I tried to take those bottles of liquor out of

01:12:47.039 --> 01:12:48.779
the liquor store without paying? That's a different

01:12:48.779 --> 01:12:52.680
situation, but I was like, hey man, YOLO. YOLO.

01:12:52.880 --> 01:12:56.020
There's no rules. No, they made me put them back

01:12:56.020 --> 01:12:59.140
though. Oh no! That's the sad part of that story.

01:12:59.140 --> 01:13:01.100
They don't live by our standards. They don't

01:13:01.100 --> 01:13:03.979
live by our, by our state, by our mantra. Yeah.

01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:08.529
Uh, oh well. Too bad for them. What's the list

01:13:08.529 --> 01:13:12.750
today? Oh, god, yeah, that segment, right. Top

01:13:12.750 --> 01:13:18.869
10 cinematic one -liners. So yeah, these are

01:13:18.869 --> 01:13:21.890
just some of your favorite movies and just that

01:13:21.890 --> 01:13:24.329
one line, that one sentence that just hits. Yep.

01:13:25.090 --> 01:13:27.050
And Aiden, you want to kick us off on this one?

01:13:27.149 --> 01:13:29.989
I would love to. Now, because there's no rules,

01:13:30.970 --> 01:13:34.949
I broke nothing. And I mean this is true, and

01:13:34.949 --> 01:13:38.369
I made a top 12 list ah there you go So I will

01:13:38.369 --> 01:13:41.029
run my 12 through 2 and save my big number one

01:13:41.029 --> 01:13:44.850
reveal number 12 Yippee -ki -yay motherfucker

01:13:44.850 --> 01:13:51.529
ha from diehard love it. It is iconic and Granted

01:13:51.529 --> 01:13:54.510
I thought the first third and fourth diehard

01:13:54.510 --> 01:13:58.529
movies were fantastic Yes, I agree. Yep, and

01:13:58.529 --> 01:14:00.569
I correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he says

01:14:00.569 --> 01:14:03.380
that at least once in every movie Yeah, there's

01:14:03.380 --> 01:14:05.560
some sort of reference to it. Yeah, I'm pretty

01:14:05.560 --> 01:14:08.560
sure. Yeah, and it's it's iconic. Yeah. Oh, yeah

01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:13.560
Number 11 go ahead make my day. Yeah, that's

01:14:13.560 --> 01:14:16.140
pretty great sudden impact. You got to have that

01:14:16.140 --> 01:14:18.699
one on there It's there's something so badass

01:14:18.699 --> 01:14:23.640
about it. There was and during the 70s and early

01:14:23.640 --> 01:14:28.399
80s Eastwood did a ton of movies. Yeah, and so

01:14:28.399 --> 01:14:32.060
he I want to say he invented one -liners, but

01:14:32.010 --> 01:14:34.670
There's quite a few good ones with him. He definitely

01:14:34.670 --> 01:14:39.510
utilized them to their supreme extent. Oh, I

01:14:39.510 --> 01:14:42.310
think so. Yeah. In a well applicable way. No

01:14:42.310 --> 01:14:46.210
doubt. Number 10. Keep your friends close, keep

01:14:46.210 --> 01:14:51.170
your enemies closer. Godfather 2. Yes. Now here's

01:14:51.170 --> 01:14:54.770
a little secret. I've seen clips, I've seen montages

01:14:54.770 --> 01:14:57.510
of all of these greatest one -liners from the

01:14:57.510 --> 01:15:00.029
Godfather movies. There's only two. We don't

01:15:00.029 --> 01:15:02.770
acknowledge the third one. um i haven't seen

01:15:02.770 --> 01:15:05.510
him i haven't seen either godfather movie time

01:15:05.510 --> 01:15:08.550
out i haven't seen him all right so this right

01:15:08.550 --> 01:15:11.189
here is an indictment that i may have failed

01:15:11.189 --> 01:15:18.810
as a father um oh no um and that's i i like i

01:15:18.810 --> 01:15:21.189
didn't i did my due diligence right they know

01:15:21.189 --> 01:15:23.090
what the original halloween movie is all about

01:15:23.090 --> 01:15:25.460
we went to see it in the theater Aiden and I,

01:15:25.640 --> 01:15:29.100
not so much as sisters, love Jaws. Like, I thought

01:15:29.100 --> 01:15:31.500
I did what I could with, like, okay, there's

01:15:31.500 --> 01:15:33.720
old -class movies that they need to see. Ferris

01:15:33.720 --> 01:15:35.659
Bueller's Day Off, they love. Breakfast Club.

01:15:36.100 --> 01:15:38.979
Amazing. I thought I got everything. You missed

01:15:38.979 --> 01:15:42.039
Godfather. That's a big one, dude. It's a bummer.

01:15:42.199 --> 01:15:43.920
Nah, don't get me wrong, those are some long

01:15:43.920 --> 01:15:46.920
movies, but what an amazing story. Yeah. The

01:15:46.920 --> 01:15:50.489
third one... Yeah, very meh, but just those first

01:15:50.489 --> 01:15:53.090
two same about back to the future where one and

01:15:53.090 --> 01:15:55.470
two was like ah It's a banger and then three

01:15:55.470 --> 01:15:58.989
and the third one is like you get the train and

01:15:58.989 --> 01:16:01.689
they're all wearing caps and it's like Wow, okay,

01:16:01.750 --> 01:16:04.189
cool, okay? And they try to give us a little

01:16:04.189 --> 01:16:06.489
lesson in the end you think after the you think

01:16:06.489 --> 01:16:08.350
after the first two movies that have been like

01:16:08.350 --> 01:16:10.649
well Let's not play around with this time travel

01:16:10.649 --> 01:16:14.189
shit anymore, right? Exactly. This is a dangerous

01:16:14.189 --> 01:16:19.369
shit. We're gonna stop doing that Anywho, number

01:16:19.369 --> 01:16:24.529
nine. What is this? A center for ants? Oh my

01:16:24.529 --> 01:16:28.810
god. Zoolander. Oh my god. That is so funny.

01:16:28.930 --> 01:16:31.989
I forgot that one. That's a good one. And it's

01:16:31.989 --> 01:16:36.109
so, it's so like millennial Gen Z humor. Yeah.

01:16:36.130 --> 01:16:37.970
Of just like looking at something small and being

01:16:37.970 --> 01:16:43.229
like, what is this? A blank for ants? Yep. That's

01:16:43.229 --> 01:16:45.529
good. It's such a great scene. What a movie.

01:16:47.699 --> 01:16:50.579
Number eight. Looks like I picked the wrong week

01:16:50.579 --> 01:16:53.840
to quit sniffing. Oh Airplane god damn it. Did

01:16:53.840 --> 01:16:57.100
you miss airplane? Entirely. Oh no. And that

01:16:57.100 --> 01:16:59.979
movie is filled with them. There's so many. God

01:16:59.979 --> 01:17:03.819
damn it. Could be a bird, or a plane, or an aerodactyl.

01:17:03.920 --> 01:17:08.119
Or a brooch. A brooch. Oh, that's funny. God

01:17:08.119 --> 01:17:10.979
damn it. Yeah, airplane is great. Number seven.

01:17:11.340 --> 01:17:15.039
Welcome to the losers club, asshole. From it.

01:17:16.409 --> 01:17:21.390
Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Because, well, I've seen the

01:17:21.390 --> 01:17:24.029
most recent one, and I'm not a clown. I am afraid

01:17:24.029 --> 01:17:26.729
of clowns. Yeah. It falls under that uncanny

01:17:26.729 --> 01:17:30.630
valley ambiguity for me. But what a great movie.

01:17:30.729 --> 01:17:32.810
Now, the newer one, Finn Wolfhard and all his

01:17:32.810 --> 01:17:36.470
buddies. Finn Wolfhard is such a cool character

01:17:36.470 --> 01:17:39.829
in that movie. Oh, yeah. And that's when he's

01:17:39.829 --> 01:17:42.949
yapping about the kid that was kind of... like

01:17:42.949 --> 01:17:45.510
a douche to him. Yeah. He's like going off on

01:17:45.510 --> 01:17:47.409
this tangent and he's like, now you're gonna

01:17:47.409 --> 01:17:49.789
have to make me kill this fucking clown. Welcome

01:17:49.789 --> 01:17:52.149
to the Losers Club, asshole. He like bonks him

01:17:52.149 --> 01:17:55.350
in the face. Great scene. That is a good scene.

01:17:55.350 --> 01:17:58.670
Great scene. I love that quote. Number six. I'm

01:17:58.670 --> 01:18:02.310
a peacock. You gotta let me fly. No. Did you

01:18:02.310 --> 01:18:05.010
forget other guys? I did and there's good ones

01:18:05.010 --> 01:18:08.350
in there too. That was number six. I'm a peacock.

01:18:08.470 --> 01:18:11.539
You gotta let me fly. You gotta let me fly. Okay,

01:18:11.539 --> 01:18:13.460
let me tell you something, Terry. Peacocks don't

01:18:13.460 --> 01:18:19.359
fly. Well, they fly a little bit. Shut up. Shut

01:18:19.359 --> 01:18:23.939
up, Alan. Shut up, Alan. Uh, number five. You're

01:18:23.939 --> 01:18:27.500
gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws. Did you forget

01:18:27.500 --> 01:18:31.319
Jaws? Just keep going. Jesus. I am such a failure.

01:18:31.319 --> 01:18:36.739
By Jesus Christ. Number four. I am serious, and

01:18:36.739 --> 01:18:39.720
don't call me Shirley. Shirley, uh... Airplane.

01:18:40.949 --> 01:18:44.729
Again again. What a great movie see I did something

01:18:44.729 --> 01:18:46.449
good the airplane is another one I talk about

01:18:46.449 --> 01:18:50.949
the 80s Jesus an awesome movie number three.

01:18:51.350 --> 01:18:54.449
I'm having an old friend for dinner Oh my god,

01:18:54.449 --> 01:18:57.250
that's another great silence of the lambs. I

01:18:57.250 --> 01:18:59.819
just saw that in the theater They re -air it.

01:19:00.180 --> 01:19:03.640
The 35th anniversary. I love when the theaters

01:19:03.640 --> 01:19:05.600
put older movies in there. Now, I'm pretty sure

01:19:05.600 --> 01:19:08.199
that one's not like old old. So I'm pretty sure

01:19:08.199 --> 01:19:09.800
when I was younger, I did see that one in the

01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:13.239
theater. But like there's some movies that I've

01:19:13.239 --> 01:19:15.960
never seen in a theater. Like when the very first

01:19:15.960 --> 01:19:19.199
time they did It's a Wonderful Life in the theater.

01:19:19.600 --> 01:19:22.279
I want to see that completely different experience.

01:19:22.279 --> 01:19:24.539
It was unbelievable. I would love to see Airplane

01:19:24.539 --> 01:19:27.079
on the silver screen. Yes. That would be so cool.

01:19:27.260 --> 01:19:29.890
Yes, I agree. Yeah, that would be awesome. I

01:19:29.890 --> 01:19:31.949
have a drinking problem, and he misses his mouth

01:19:31.949 --> 01:19:36.189
with the water. Completely. Silence of the Lambs.

01:19:36.229 --> 01:19:39.350
What an amazing film. Oh, it's fantastic. Like,

01:19:39.710 --> 01:19:41.390
I'm having an old friend for dinner, and then

01:19:41.390 --> 01:19:43.210
he hangs up the phone. He's in the middle of

01:19:43.210 --> 01:19:45.470
nowhere. And he's just following Chilton as he's

01:19:45.470 --> 01:19:49.569
walking away. So good. Number two. I'll save

01:19:49.569 --> 01:19:53.329
my number one. Number two. You can't handle the

01:19:53.329 --> 01:19:58.390
truth. A few good men. What a fucking line. You

01:19:58.390 --> 01:20:01.329
say that shit in a courtroom? Brother, straight

01:20:01.329 --> 01:20:04.369
to jail. Straight to jail. Do not pass go. Do

01:20:04.369 --> 01:20:07.550
not collect $200. Straight to jail. You can't

01:20:07.550 --> 01:20:09.829
handle the truth, brother. That's another great

01:20:09.829 --> 01:20:12.789
quote. That's not how this works. You're in front

01:20:12.789 --> 01:20:17.109
of a judge right now. Right, exactly. Amazing

01:20:17.109 --> 01:20:21.729
quotes. Now, from your... exasperated reactions.

01:20:21.930 --> 01:20:23.869
I feel like you missed some of those. God damn,

01:20:24.010 --> 01:20:26.250
I did. Which makes me worried. I missed some

01:20:26.250 --> 01:20:27.850
of what you're about to bring up. Right. There's

01:20:27.850 --> 01:20:30.409
so many good ones. Like, they're literally, I

01:20:30.409 --> 01:20:36.270
think... God, was it EFI? Whatever that movie...

01:20:36.199 --> 01:20:39.439
It's the company like they're into movie preservation

01:20:39.439 --> 01:20:40.899
or whatever and they have a lot of really good

01:20:40.899 --> 01:20:44.420
movie information on it and They have like best

01:20:44.420 --> 01:20:47.619
like top 100 list and like the ones that like

01:20:47.619 --> 01:20:51.579
190s and stuff are great. So it's just like this

01:20:51.579 --> 01:20:53.399
is a top 10 list We're definitely gonna miss

01:20:53.399 --> 01:20:57.100
them for sure. I have an honorable mention So

01:20:57.100 --> 01:21:00.560
my honorable mentions are frankly my day. I don't

01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:05.420
give a damn That's from Casablanca Go Ahead,

01:21:05.520 --> 01:21:09.100
Make My Day from Sundance. Yes. Solid. E .T.

01:21:09.220 --> 01:21:12.899
Phone Home. Yeah, that's a good one. What a fun

01:21:12.899 --> 01:21:16.800
movie. And this one I just added. This baby hits

01:21:16.800 --> 01:21:19.720
88 miles an hour. You're gonna see some serious

01:21:19.720 --> 01:21:22.100
shit. What a great line. Didn't he just pass

01:21:22.100 --> 01:21:25.380
away? Doc Brown? No. No, that actor's alive.

01:21:25.659 --> 01:21:27.520
Oh. Oh, okay. He's alive. As a matter of fact,

01:21:27.539 --> 01:21:30.500
he's in the Nobody movies. Oh, is that right?

01:21:30.560 --> 01:21:32.439
Uh -huh. He's got a good role in that, yeah.

01:21:32.600 --> 01:21:34.619
So yeah, he's around. He's still acting. God

01:21:34.619 --> 01:21:38.579
bless. Oh, no doubt. He's awesome. Number 10.

01:21:39.399 --> 01:21:41.539
That is, that's actually, that's a tie on that

01:21:41.539 --> 01:21:48.020
one. Adrian! That's it. Adrian! That's it. That's

01:21:48.020 --> 01:21:51.359
all you need. Oh my god, I forgot one. Holy fu

01:21:51.359 --> 01:21:53.319
- Can I add an honorable mention? Do it right

01:21:53.319 --> 01:22:00.050
now. Okay. Dylan! You son of a bitch! Which is

01:22:00.050 --> 01:22:02.789
a quote, this is an inside joke between me and

01:22:02.789 --> 01:22:06.590
my father. That is a quote you didn't believe

01:22:06.590 --> 01:22:09.289
was real. I was like, what are you doing? I believe

01:22:09.289 --> 01:22:12.550
it's from the movie Predator. And I started,

01:22:12.649 --> 01:22:16.029
we were playing Call of Duty Black Ops 1, I think.

01:22:16.449 --> 01:22:19.329
Just like gaming, casual gaming. And I started

01:22:19.329 --> 01:22:22.069
saying that, I was like, learn! And you were

01:22:22.069 --> 01:22:24.279
like... What are you saying? I was like, Dylan,

01:22:24.380 --> 01:22:27.020
you son of a bitch. And you're like, what are

01:22:27.020 --> 01:22:29.439
you doing? What is that? And I'm like, it's Arnold

01:22:29.439 --> 01:22:32.859
Schwarzenegger from the movie Predator. And you're

01:22:32.859 --> 01:22:35.500
like, no, that's not real. And I was, I paused

01:22:35.500 --> 01:22:38.260
the game. I'm like looking up right now. Sure

01:22:38.260 --> 01:22:41.920
as shit right before that iconic dap up. Dylan,

01:22:42.340 --> 01:22:45.300
you son of a bitch. I got you pushing pencils.

01:22:46.500 --> 01:22:50.079
And you're like, oh my God. I had no idea. I

01:22:50.079 --> 01:22:53.050
didn't just. Missed my brain. So add that to

01:22:53.050 --> 01:22:56.949
my honorable mentions doing you a son of a bitch

01:22:56.949 --> 01:23:01.609
My my other tie with Adrian is may the force

01:23:01.609 --> 01:23:06.109
be with you from Star Wars number nine Dylan

01:23:06.109 --> 01:23:13.270
you son I'm like, yep, it's the next one I'm

01:23:13.270 --> 01:23:16.189
so glad you added that I did it just I had to

01:23:16.189 --> 01:23:18.949
it just hit my brain. I was like, oh my god,

01:23:18.949 --> 01:23:23.020
I forgot the fucking inside joke we have and

01:23:23.020 --> 01:23:25.600
Arnold another guy that's kind of the master

01:23:25.600 --> 01:23:29.180
of the one -liner This is from the movie commando

01:23:29.180 --> 01:23:33.539
my number eight get to the chopper That's a good

01:23:33.539 --> 01:23:38.359
one. Yeah Number seven frankly my dear. I don't

01:23:38.359 --> 01:23:41.760
give a damn gone with the wind So that's in Casablanca

01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:44.840
and gone with the wind wait a minute hold up

01:23:44.840 --> 01:23:48.039
No, you know what I actually that's a typo Because

01:23:48.039 --> 01:23:50.680
there's a different one from Casablanca that

01:23:50.680 --> 01:23:53.539
is almost the same as that. Is that like, what,

01:23:53.600 --> 01:23:55.500
here's giving you kid or whatever? Here's looking

01:23:55.500 --> 01:23:57.039
at you kid. Here's looking at you kid. Oh, OK.

01:23:57.039 --> 01:23:59.100
And I didn't type it right. OK. Thank you for

01:23:59.100 --> 01:24:03.460
that catch. OK, I'm going to add that. So here's

01:24:03.460 --> 01:24:05.460
looking at you kid, Casablanca. You kid, that

01:24:05.460 --> 01:24:08.640
is Casablanca. That's my honorable mention. And

01:24:08.640 --> 01:24:10.020
frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. It's from

01:24:10.020 --> 01:24:13.619
Gone with the Wind. Cold line, by the way. Frankly,

01:24:13.739 --> 01:24:15.220
my dear, I don't give a damn. I don't give a

01:24:15.220 --> 01:24:17.800
damn. What do you say to that? Just be like,

01:24:18.060 --> 01:24:20.800
well shucks. Do you need a drink? Yes, I do.

01:24:21.079 --> 01:24:25.079
Yes, I do. Oh, goodness sake. Number six. I'm

01:24:25.079 --> 01:24:27.920
going to make an offer. He can't refuse. Godfather.

01:24:28.180 --> 01:24:30.859
Oh, you picked the one from the first. Yeah.

01:24:31.699 --> 01:24:34.079
Number five. Does it sound like I'm ordering

01:24:34.079 --> 01:24:38.460
a pizza lady? Die hard. He's on the roof. Oh,

01:24:38.479 --> 01:24:41.220
yeah, that's right. That's a good one, too. Yeah.

01:24:41.500 --> 01:24:44.800
Nakatomi Plaza. Another Arnold for my number

01:24:44.800 --> 01:24:50.279
four, Kindergarten Cop. It is not a tumor. That's

01:24:50.279 --> 01:24:53.579
a good movie, too. It is a good movie. Number

01:24:53.579 --> 01:24:56.659
three. This is so great. It is a cult classic.

01:24:57.279 --> 01:25:01.020
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And

01:25:01.020 --> 01:25:04.579
I'm all out of bubblegum. That is Roddy Piper

01:25:04.579 --> 01:25:07.439
from They Live. By the way, there are memes about

01:25:07.439 --> 01:25:11.630
that now where you flip it. I came here to kick

01:25:11.630 --> 01:25:18.130
gum and true ass, and I'm all out of ass. It's

01:25:18.130 --> 01:25:21.470
so ingrained in the public zeitgeist that it

01:25:21.470 --> 01:25:24.590
flips around and becomes a meme. That's awesome.

01:25:24.630 --> 01:25:28.350
It's so funny. I love that. And my number two,

01:25:28.729 --> 01:25:31.609
Yippee -ki -yay, motherfucker. Oh, let's go.

01:25:31.890 --> 01:25:35.329
Let's go. From Die Hard. That's beautiful. Which

01:25:35.329 --> 01:25:39.000
leaves number one. Numero uno. It's a movie I've

01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:42.180
already mentioned. Gator needs his gat, you punk

01:25:42.180 --> 01:25:47.939
-ass bitch. The other guys. I love that. I love

01:25:47.939 --> 01:25:51.779
that. It's so... What a great movie. I was considering

01:25:51.779 --> 01:25:56.159
doing the, uh... The cucumber accents the water

01:25:56.159 --> 01:25:59.439
in such a way. But I'm like, that's the line

01:25:59.439 --> 01:26:02.720
from the movie. When Will Ferrell finds his ball

01:26:02.720 --> 01:26:05.380
sack. And he goes up to the captain and he's

01:26:05.380 --> 01:26:08.159
like, Gata needs his gat, you punk ass bitch.

01:26:09.939 --> 01:26:13.579
Gata's bitch has better be using Jimmy's. So

01:26:13.579 --> 01:26:16.020
many great lines in that movie. What an amazing

01:26:16.020 --> 01:26:21.640
movie. I'm not made out of tickets. Like a dirty

01:26:21.640 --> 01:26:24.539
Mike and the Boys. We will have sex in your car.

01:26:25.699 --> 01:26:28.920
Does that car come with a dental dam? Did you

01:26:28.920 --> 01:26:32.180
scream America when you hit the gas? No, no,

01:26:32.180 --> 01:26:35.899
no, no. No, no, I did not. So. It's LRB, Little

01:26:35.899 --> 01:26:38.720
Riverbend. Other Guys is one of these comedies,

01:26:38.760 --> 01:26:41.680
for whatever reason, has flown under the radar

01:26:41.680 --> 01:26:43.819
for such a long time. What a crime. And there

01:26:43.819 --> 01:26:46.840
are people that, like, know it and love it. They're

01:26:46.840 --> 01:26:48.560
like, oh my god. And then there's those people

01:26:48.560 --> 01:26:50.899
like, what movie is that? And you're just like,

01:26:50.899 --> 01:26:53.899
what? It is the cult classic of my heart. It

01:26:53.899 --> 01:26:57.149
really is. I mean just I don't want to say anything

01:26:57.149 --> 01:26:59.590
about about like a perfect comedy, but it kind

01:26:59.590 --> 01:27:03.109
of almost is Yeah, because the you come back

01:27:03.109 --> 01:27:07.329
here, and you fuck my wife Barney Palme's Arnie

01:27:07.329 --> 01:27:11.489
who wants some Arnie Palme's? You might think

01:27:11.489 --> 01:27:20.680
by the beard that I'm very Apparently there's

01:27:20.680 --> 01:27:23.159
a funny story about that scene. He talks about

01:27:23.159 --> 01:27:25.899
an interview. Yeah, where Mark Wahlberg who I

01:27:25.899 --> 01:27:28.039
have my problems with sure as an actor I think

01:27:28.039 --> 01:27:31.659
he's great. Yeah, and And he was getting all

01:27:31.659 --> 01:27:33.819
touchy -feely the the dude that says the Arnie

01:27:33.819 --> 01:27:35.680
Palme line I don't know his name off the top

01:27:35.680 --> 01:27:38.220
of my head But he was like getting all touchy

01:27:38.220 --> 01:27:40.300
-feely with the Mark Wahlberg during the scenes

01:27:40.300 --> 01:27:42.779
like kind of improv -y Which was great for the

01:27:42.779 --> 01:27:46.350
camera. Yeah And then he pinned him up against

01:27:46.350 --> 01:27:48.810
the wall. Mark Wahlberg pins this huge man up

01:27:48.810 --> 01:27:51.909
against the wall. And the dude, the actual actor,

01:27:52.029 --> 01:27:54.710
was like, holy fuck, I pissed off Mark Wahlberg.

01:27:55.390 --> 01:27:57.670
And then Mark let him down once they said cut.

01:27:57.670 --> 01:28:00.409
And he was like, man, what a great scene. I love

01:28:00.409 --> 01:28:02.750
it. That's improv, man. I'm just playing, man.

01:28:02.750 --> 01:28:06.010
What a great scene. Oh, that's so good. That's

01:28:06.010 --> 01:28:08.130
so good. So yeah, for those of you that don't

01:28:08.130 --> 01:28:13.149
know and you haven't seen it, I would highly...

01:28:13.229 --> 01:28:16.170
Reckon like there are maybe someday and I think

01:28:16.170 --> 01:28:17.810
we might have done this once before we talked

01:28:17.810 --> 01:28:19.449
about like some of our favorite comedies and

01:28:19.449 --> 01:28:21.810
stuff like that Airplane definitely up there

01:28:21.810 --> 01:28:24.630
without question, but the other guys is too just

01:28:24.630 --> 01:28:28.159
because For what it is and the casting and the

01:28:28.159 --> 01:28:31.060
comedy, it's almost a perfect comedy movie. It

01:28:31.060 --> 01:28:34.119
really is. Because the story is good and it keeps

01:28:34.119 --> 01:28:36.939
moving forward, but they make sure that you laugh

01:28:36.939 --> 01:28:40.159
about every 30 seconds. It's unreal. They get

01:28:40.159 --> 01:28:44.439
in the police chase. He's ducking the CEO guy's

01:28:44.439 --> 01:28:46.560
head down. He's like, oh, your hair is so soft.

01:28:47.699 --> 01:28:52.600
It's the hot oils I put in my hair. Hot VO5.

01:28:54.139 --> 01:28:57.659
The fucking Australian guy looking out to, like,

01:28:57.800 --> 01:28:59.560
save whatever pension they're trying to rob,

01:28:59.560 --> 01:29:01.340
and he's like, yeah, he's definitely gonna be

01:29:01.340 --> 01:29:06.560
playing GTA. Exactly. Oh, so good, guys. But

01:29:06.560 --> 01:29:10.079
you really have to check that out. Gator needs

01:29:10.079 --> 01:29:14.060
his gat, you punk -ass bitch. So good. So very

01:29:14.060 --> 01:29:17.579
good. The fucking captain he also works at Bed

01:29:17.579 --> 01:29:22.340
Bath & Beyond. Yeah. Yeah. There's a serial rapist

01:29:22.340 --> 01:29:24.840
on Fifth Street. Oh, I'm sorry, that's my other

01:29:24.840 --> 01:29:26.340
job. That's my other job. But I mean, if you're

01:29:26.340 --> 01:29:28.060
there, look out. If you're there, yeah. Walk

01:29:28.060 --> 01:29:30.939
in pairs. And then his one -liners that have

01:29:30.939 --> 01:29:34.220
to do with the band TLC are so great. Don't go

01:29:34.220 --> 01:29:35.420
chasing waterfalls. Don't go chasing waterfalls.

01:29:35.500 --> 01:29:36.880
That's TLC. I don't know what you're talking

01:29:36.880 --> 01:29:38.800
about. You gotta creep. You gotta creep. Just

01:29:38.800 --> 01:29:43.060
creep. It's a captain. Yeah, my son's bisexual.

01:29:47.589 --> 01:29:50.510
Anyway. Oh, jeez. Now I want to watch it. It's

01:29:50.510 --> 01:29:55.449
so good. It is super funny. Your number one.

01:29:55.590 --> 01:30:02.869
Yeah. My number one is Terminators I'll Be Back.

01:30:03.229 --> 01:30:05.770
I'll Be Back. I was thinking of putting that

01:30:05.770 --> 01:30:09.829
on there, but I'm like, I don't know. It's iconic

01:30:09.829 --> 01:30:14.069
to the point where it's overdone. But I'm like

01:30:14.069 --> 01:30:17.630
that also adds to the to the point of like that's

01:30:17.630 --> 01:30:19.770
why yeah Oh for sure, and I think you what do

01:30:19.770 --> 01:30:21.850
you have three or four Arnold Schwarzenegger?

01:30:21.869 --> 01:30:26.289
Yeah, man, and I could have had more easily He's

01:30:26.289 --> 01:30:32.449
not a tumor Could you push it the mini pencils

01:30:32.449 --> 01:30:35.390
I had to put that one on there because I'm like

01:30:35.390 --> 01:30:39.090
I was so mad I missed it And then it ended up

01:30:39.090 --> 01:30:41.550
being on your list. I'm like, oh, that fulfills

01:30:41.550 --> 01:30:43.210
my heart. Oh, and you added the one from A Few

01:30:43.210 --> 01:30:46.369
Good Men. Most people that know me know that

01:30:46.369 --> 01:30:49.909
might be my favorite film of all time. That's

01:30:49.909 --> 01:30:52.800
off there. It's. You can't handle the truth.

01:30:52.899 --> 01:30:54.960
I mean, anything with Jack Nicholson, another

01:30:54.960 --> 01:30:57.539
guy who probably has a bunch of one -liners.

01:30:57.859 --> 01:31:00.119
Here's Johnny. Here's Johnny. That's a perfect

01:31:00.119 --> 01:31:02.380
one, right? That one just slipped off my list.

01:31:02.460 --> 01:31:05.159
I'm like, I can't go into double digits too high.

01:31:05.439 --> 01:31:07.359
Right, right. Then we get into intercontinental

01:31:07.359 --> 01:31:09.420
title territory for those that followed our radio

01:31:09.420 --> 01:31:13.270
show. We had a guest who, when we had greatest

01:31:13.270 --> 01:31:15.649
Intercontinental Champions of all time, think

01:31:15.649 --> 01:31:17.649
like, Aidan and I had our list and maybe a few

01:31:17.649 --> 01:31:19.430
extra. I wasn't on that show. Oh, you weren't

01:31:19.430 --> 01:31:20.590
on that show. I had to leave for work. I had

01:31:20.590 --> 01:31:23.350
to leave for work. Okay, well then I had like

01:31:23.350 --> 01:31:25.890
15 or whatever, so like mine was very manageable.

01:31:26.510 --> 01:31:30.170
I think my guest list all of them. Yeah, he had

01:31:30.170 --> 01:31:32.810
like 30. I'm like, what are you doing? Right.

01:31:33.289 --> 01:31:35.939
I'm like, 30. You gotta narrow it down. That's

01:31:35.939 --> 01:31:37.779
the point. Granted, there's segment. There is

01:31:37.779 --> 01:31:41.119
no rules. True. But there is etiquette. There's

01:31:41.119 --> 01:31:43.220
etiquette, yeah. You're sitting there, and you're

01:31:43.220 --> 01:31:46.539
just like, so like number 27, you're like, oh

01:31:46.539 --> 01:31:49.380
yeah, he's great. He's great. That's awesome.

01:31:49.819 --> 01:31:52.800
Honk shoo. Honk shoo. Are you a honk shoo or

01:31:52.800 --> 01:31:58.460
a honk me, me, me? Ah, well anyway, if we missed

01:31:58.460 --> 01:32:00.340
any that you love, feel free to hit us up in

01:32:00.340 --> 01:32:01.760
the socials. Oh, I'm sure we did. Let us know,

01:32:01.760 --> 01:32:03.699
I'm sure people are gonna get on us about something.

01:32:04.840 --> 01:32:07.140
But anyway, this is where we hit up the Reddit

01:32:07.140 --> 01:32:10.619
rabbit hole. Oh my god. Did you forget? I am

01:32:10.619 --> 01:32:14.600
Iron Man, snaps his fingers. Oh damn. Son of

01:32:14.600 --> 01:32:18.489
a bitch. That's like a top five. Oh my god! That's

01:32:18.489 --> 01:32:21.489
like a great one. That's Avengers Endgame, Tony

01:32:21.489 --> 01:32:24.369
Sacrifice. You wait 23 movies for that line.

01:32:24.670 --> 01:32:28.050
Jesus, oh my god. Well, there's no rules, so

01:32:28.050 --> 01:32:29.550
I'm gonna tie that for first place. No rules,

01:32:29.550 --> 01:32:31.670
there you go. With Gator Neath's got you. I love

01:32:31.670 --> 01:32:34.489
that, I love that. There's no rules. I'm glad

01:32:34.489 --> 01:32:37.109
that popped in your head. Man, that is... The

01:32:37.109 --> 01:32:41.029
Snap! Yeah. The Stolen Gems, the Snap, I Am Iron

01:32:41.029 --> 01:32:44.449
Man? Yeah. Holy hell. I feel like we failed as

01:32:44.449 --> 01:32:46.550
Marvel fans. But you know, we brought it back

01:32:46.550 --> 01:32:49.369
around because we mentioned it before the segment

01:32:49.369 --> 01:32:52.550
ended. We did. Yeah, we did not technically move

01:32:52.550 --> 01:32:54.470
to the Reddit rabbit hole. This is true. Speaking

01:32:54.470 --> 01:32:58.050
of. Yeah. Down the Reddit rabbit hole, I found

01:32:58.050 --> 01:33:00.909
an interesting, yet somewhat disturbing graph.

01:33:02.239 --> 01:33:07.260
Because I love cars. Combustion engines are fascinating

01:33:07.260 --> 01:33:10.960
to me. Some of my favorite YouTubers out there,

01:33:11.239 --> 01:33:13.140
one of them goes by the name of Garbage Time.

01:33:13.399 --> 01:33:15.520
This is a super funny Australian guy that just

01:33:15.520 --> 01:33:18.079
plays with these little nuggets of cars. And

01:33:18.079 --> 01:33:21.060
that's where I've learned most of my internal

01:33:21.060 --> 01:33:24.420
combustion engine knowledge is from this funny

01:33:24.420 --> 01:33:27.420
Australian man. Oh, interesting. I love cars,

01:33:27.899 --> 01:33:30.100
and I think they're fascinating and fun. I drive

01:33:30.100 --> 01:33:33.420
an electric one now, and it is... Sorry about

01:33:33.420 --> 01:33:36.159
that. No, no worries. Enjoy your LeBat blue light.

01:33:36.500 --> 01:33:39.100
Oh, this guy, man. LeBat blue. I love blue. I've

01:33:39.100 --> 01:33:41.880
supplied Mark Moe with a little LeBat blue light,

01:33:42.439 --> 01:33:47.279
but cars are fascinating to me. Both the engineering

01:33:47.279 --> 01:33:52.619
it takes to make 5 ,000 explosions per minute

01:33:52.619 --> 01:33:57.909
to make you go forward. is so cool. And then

01:33:57.909 --> 01:34:00.930
like the way we had electric cars and got rid

01:34:00.930 --> 01:34:02.890
of electric cars and now they're back and they're

01:34:02.890 --> 01:34:05.750
better than ever. But there is something better

01:34:05.750 --> 01:34:09.069
than using a car and it is called walking. There

01:34:09.069 --> 01:34:13.189
is a reason why we don't have in air quotes 15

01:34:13.189 --> 01:34:16.250
minute cities in America and that's because of

01:34:16.250 --> 01:34:19.829
the influence of the fossil fuel industry. It's

01:34:19.829 --> 01:34:22.470
easier to have suburbia. and have people buying

01:34:22.470 --> 01:34:25.569
gas to drive to and from suburbia to their jobs.

01:34:25.810 --> 01:34:30.890
For sure. And pedestrians. By the way, jaywalking

01:34:30.890 --> 01:34:34.689
was invented as a crime because of influence

01:34:34.689 --> 01:34:36.789
from the fossil fuel industry because people

01:34:36.789 --> 01:34:40.489
kept hitting walking individuals in their cars.

01:34:41.270 --> 01:34:43.989
Jaywalking is a crime funded by the fucking fossil

01:34:43.989 --> 01:34:48.250
fuel industry, man. Wow. Anyway, I found this

01:34:48.250 --> 01:34:52.779
disturbing graph. So this is United States focused,

01:34:53.260 --> 01:34:56.000
where a lot of European cities are more walkable,

01:34:56.220 --> 01:34:59.579
which is fantastic. God bless you. United States

01:34:59.579 --> 01:35:03.640
pedestrian fatalities by road type. And this

01:35:03.640 --> 01:35:06.619
is accurate as of these readings are from 2022

01:35:06.619 --> 01:35:13.239
to 2024. 62 % of all United States pedestrian

01:35:13.239 --> 01:35:17.000
related deaths happen on arterial roads. Now

01:35:17.000 --> 01:35:20.359
I'm going to break this down for you. the difference

01:35:20.359 --> 01:35:23.979
between road types, freeway and interstate roads,

01:35:24.600 --> 01:35:27.140
I'm sure we're all familiar with in the US, they're

01:35:27.140 --> 01:35:29.859
six to eight lanes wide, maybe wider than that

01:35:29.859 --> 01:35:36.640
if you're in Texas, 65 to 75 mile per hour speed

01:35:36.640 --> 01:35:40.859
limits, fenced off, no crossings, no crosswalks,

01:35:40.920 --> 01:35:43.399
it's an interstate, you don't walk across it.

01:35:44.140 --> 01:35:48.079
Those, freeways and interstates account for 14

01:35:48.079 --> 01:35:53.859
.8 % of pedestrian deaths because of those say

01:35:53.859 --> 01:35:57.020
accidents where someone gets a flat tire they

01:35:57.020 --> 01:36:00.239
pull off on the side of the road some freak accident

01:36:00.239 --> 01:36:03.680
happens a car flies off and it hits the now pedestrian

01:36:03.680 --> 01:36:05.920
instead of driver who's trying to fix their tire

01:36:05.920 --> 01:36:09.260
oh for sure and an arterial road the one we're

01:36:09.260 --> 01:36:12.579
focusing on today is four to six lanes wide,

01:36:13.060 --> 01:36:15.119
usually 40 to 50 miles per hour speed limit,

01:36:15.579 --> 01:36:19.279
and they have crosswalks. So these are your packed

01:36:19.279 --> 01:36:22.760
city blocks. You see them across Chicago, you

01:36:22.760 --> 01:36:26.500
see them mostly in cities over 100 ,000 people

01:36:26.500 --> 01:36:30.560
population. We rarely have these in our hometown

01:36:30.560 --> 01:36:33.720
of Valparaiso, Indiana. We have what we call

01:36:33.720 --> 01:36:36.300
collector roads, which are two to four lanes

01:36:36.300 --> 01:36:41.420
wide. 30 to 35 mile per hour with frequent crosswalks

01:36:41.420 --> 01:36:44.640
and traffic signals. And then you have local

01:36:44.640 --> 01:36:46.779
streets, which we're all familiar with, two lanes,

01:36:46.979 --> 01:36:50.359
maybe 20, 30 mile an hour, more residential,

01:36:50.760 --> 01:36:55.199
frequent crossings. The local streets, 1 .6 %

01:36:55.199 --> 01:36:59.340
of deaths. So those are not, those are more pedestrian

01:36:59.340 --> 01:37:03.149
friendly. They often come with... fatter sidewalks,

01:37:03.569 --> 01:37:06.489
more accessibility functions. Same with collector

01:37:06.489 --> 01:37:10.729
roads. Those account for 11 % of pedestrian deaths,

01:37:11.149 --> 01:37:13.289
and those are the ones with more frequent cross

01:37:13.289 --> 01:37:16.590
-rocks and signals. The arterial roads, which

01:37:16.590 --> 01:37:22.250
by the way make up 9 % of every US road, account

01:37:22.250 --> 01:37:27.609
for 62 % of pedestrian deaths. Holy cow. Wow.

01:37:27.989 --> 01:37:31.619
62 and a half percent. Sorry. Those are the ones

01:37:31.619 --> 01:37:35.159
where they're busy city blocks, where people

01:37:35.159 --> 01:37:38.600
are flying along. And you know, it's the US of

01:37:38.600 --> 01:37:41.920
A, if the speed limit says 50 mile an hour, people

01:37:41.920 --> 01:37:45.560
are driving 60. Oh, for sure. The only people

01:37:45.560 --> 01:37:49.979
that get pulled over are driving 70. So for point

01:37:49.979 --> 01:37:52.220
of reference, locally here in Northwest Indiana,

01:37:52.920 --> 01:37:57.319
it would be a Route 6 or a Willow Creek or Route

01:37:57.319 --> 01:38:02.130
20? Sure. Yeah, Route 20, like US 20, US 12,

01:38:02.250 --> 01:38:06.569
US 6, things like that, US 30, where there are

01:38:06.569 --> 01:38:10.470
crosswalks, and yet that is an unsafe place to

01:38:10.470 --> 01:38:13.069
walk. To walk, right. Right, and those exist

01:38:13.069 --> 01:38:16.710
so frequently in cities like LA and New York

01:38:16.710 --> 01:38:22.189
and Chicago, where 62 % of pedestrian deaths

01:38:22.189 --> 01:38:24.869
happen on these type of roads. Damn. even though

01:38:24.869 --> 01:38:27.289
they only account for nine percent of the fucking

01:38:27.289 --> 01:38:30.949
pavement in the country. Holy shit. And it is

01:38:30.949 --> 01:38:34.869
so dangerous. And now you could chalk this down.

01:38:34.930 --> 01:38:39.310
I've heard reports that the amount of speeding

01:38:39.310 --> 01:38:43.729
that Americans or people in the UK get away with

01:38:43.729 --> 01:38:46.890
going 10 kilometers over or 10 miles an hour

01:38:46.890 --> 01:38:52.079
over is not universal. Right. You go 10 kilometers

01:38:52.079 --> 01:38:54.699
over in Australia, you lose your driver's license.

01:38:55.319 --> 01:38:57.300
You do not get to drive a car anymore. Holy cow.

01:38:57.619 --> 01:39:00.600
Like the speed limit is the speed limit. Speed

01:39:00.600 --> 01:39:03.479
limit's 100, people in the fast lane do 100.

01:39:03.920 --> 01:39:07.460
Right. And that's it. That's it. And so this

01:39:07.460 --> 01:39:11.899
type of speeding only happens in US or UK, places

01:39:11.899 --> 01:39:16.420
like that, Canada even. Right. And these pedestrian

01:39:16.420 --> 01:39:18.850
deaths are just... problematic and troubling

01:39:18.850 --> 01:39:21.689
because people shouldn't die walking around the

01:39:21.689 --> 01:39:24.510
cities they live in agreed and yet they do yeah

01:39:24.510 --> 01:39:27.029
and yet they do and it's that was disturbing

01:39:27.029 --> 01:39:30.770
to me not that I walk around cities super frequently

01:39:30.770 --> 01:39:34.569
just from my my schedule as a human being pretty

01:39:34.569 --> 01:39:38.670
boomer schedule pretty very secure job and in

01:39:38.670 --> 01:39:41.649
a truck you which is what I drive I drive a tractor

01:39:41.649 --> 01:39:44.689
trailer for a living and deliver beer god bless

01:39:44.689 --> 01:39:48.560
you have to be so careful Oh yeah, 100%. You're

01:39:48.560 --> 01:39:53.779
driving 40 tons around at speed. It doesn't have

01:39:53.779 --> 01:39:55.619
to be a pedestrian. You could kill someone in

01:39:55.619 --> 01:39:58.319
a fucking SUV if an accident got bad enough.

01:39:58.380 --> 01:40:01.560
Yeah. So you just have to be so careful. And

01:40:01.560 --> 01:40:03.739
especially if you're a pedestrian on arterial

01:40:03.739 --> 01:40:07.720
roads where road laws do not favor you, the pedestrian,

01:40:08.319 --> 01:40:10.600
you gotta be so careful. Yeah. Because there

01:40:10.600 --> 01:40:15.420
are stupid people on the roads every day. Oh,

01:40:15.420 --> 01:40:19.180
I know that. So, especially on arterial roads,

01:40:19.279 --> 01:40:22.020
just be safe. You don't want to lose your life

01:40:22.020 --> 01:40:25.260
to some dumb cunt in a lifted truck that doesn't

01:40:25.260 --> 01:40:27.420
know what they're doing. Yeah, or somebody twice

01:40:27.420 --> 01:40:30.720
the legal limit. Right. Right. So, be safe out

01:40:30.720 --> 01:40:33.500
there. Yep. God bless. I love that. That was

01:40:33.500 --> 01:40:36.619
awesome, dude. Yeah. I really enjoyed that. Now,

01:40:36.619 --> 01:40:41.029
before we get to our... final couple of segments

01:40:41.029 --> 01:40:44.170
here on the Mark Mo Show. We do this little thing

01:40:44.170 --> 01:40:47.630
called Why You Were Sleeping, so Aiden discovers

01:40:47.630 --> 01:40:50.310
either through YouTube or movies or shows, books,

01:40:50.470 --> 01:40:53.149
whatever, maybe something we just slept on, you

01:40:53.149 --> 01:40:56.010
know, or maybe over time we just forgot, but

01:40:56.010 --> 01:40:59.609
Aiden finds them each and every show, so what

01:40:59.609 --> 01:41:01.590
do you got for us? While you were sleeping, you

01:41:01.590 --> 01:41:04.789
missed another YouTuber. Now... I know, I know

01:41:04.789 --> 01:41:06.930
that people are always saying, oh, all you do

01:41:06.930 --> 01:41:09.250
is YouTubers anymore. Well, guess what? It's

01:41:09.250 --> 01:41:11.770
free, and you can watch it fucking anywhere.

01:41:11.930 --> 01:41:14.510
That's true. Online content is so accessible,

01:41:14.550 --> 01:41:17.569
and I love it. It is a YouTuber by the name of

01:41:17.569 --> 01:41:21.930
Bringus Studios. Bringus? Bringus, which I guess

01:41:21.930 --> 01:41:25.130
is a play on the word dingus, but it's Bringus.

01:41:25.229 --> 01:41:29.789
Ah, okay. And it is a technology YouTuber. but

01:41:29.789 --> 01:41:32.069
not in the kind that's like, oh, check out the

01:41:32.069 --> 01:41:34.489
newest MacBook. It does X, Y, and Z. Like, I

01:41:34.489 --> 01:41:37.649
don't fucking care. Right. He plays with these

01:41:37.649 --> 01:41:41.289
little, these little trinkets, and I love trinkets,

01:41:41.489 --> 01:41:45.449
and trinkets are fun. He found a way to play

01:41:45.449 --> 01:41:49.470
video games on an Arduino. It's a video we posted

01:41:49.470 --> 01:41:52.409
a couple months ago. Now, an Arduino is a microcontroller,

01:41:52.670 --> 01:41:55.189
so it's something you program to do an action,

01:41:55.270 --> 01:41:58.729
like fire a solenoid at a certain time or...

01:41:58.600 --> 01:42:01.899
flip relays at a certain sequence. Sure. It's

01:42:01.899 --> 01:42:05.279
not a computer, but he found a way to make an

01:42:05.279 --> 01:42:10.140
Arduino microcontroller function as a CPU. Wow.

01:42:10.239 --> 01:42:12.619
And hooked up a graphics card to it and installed

01:42:12.619 --> 01:42:17.720
Linux to something meant to have Linux run it.

01:42:18.119 --> 01:42:21.460
Oh, wow. To do something. I found that super

01:42:21.460 --> 01:42:25.119
cool. He found a way to game, play Minecraft

01:42:25.119 --> 01:42:28.039
on a receipt printer. where the receipt printer

01:42:28.039 --> 01:42:32.640
was your GPU and your monitor. So it would print

01:42:32.640 --> 01:42:34.859
out what you're looking at in Minecraft, and

01:42:34.859 --> 01:42:36.920
then you can move around, and then it would print

01:42:36.920 --> 01:42:38.659
out a new screenshot. Well, here's where you

01:42:38.659 --> 01:42:41.279
are. You try and kill a pig in Minecraft. It's

01:42:41.279 --> 01:42:43.500
printing these receipts with where you are in

01:42:43.500 --> 01:42:47.220
Minecraft. Wow. I was like, that's so cool. He

01:42:47.220 --> 01:42:50.779
made this video I watched. Gaming without a cooler.

01:42:51.159 --> 01:42:56.329
Okay. So the CPU chip, you know... The computer,

01:42:56.409 --> 01:43:00.189
the CPU chip, which is so important, priceless

01:43:00.189 --> 01:43:03.569
piece of technology, he took the cooler off,

01:43:03.630 --> 01:43:05.850
took the fan off. Can I game with this? Well,

01:43:05.850 --> 01:43:08.229
the answer is no, because it gets hot and it

01:43:08.229 --> 01:43:10.529
melts itself and the computer shuts down. So

01:43:10.529 --> 01:43:15.449
he found ways. He hooked up like this massive

01:43:15.449 --> 01:43:19.430
leaf blower and pointed it at the CPU and like

01:43:19.430 --> 01:43:21.710
drilled holes in the CPU to make the surface

01:43:21.710 --> 01:43:25.760
area of potential cooling. Larger and you found

01:43:25.760 --> 01:43:28.000
a way to make that work where you can play games

01:43:28.000 --> 01:43:30.739
like Half -Life 2 or just like simpler type games.

01:43:30.739 --> 01:43:36.399
Yeah It's possible and it shows it requires drilling

01:43:36.399 --> 01:43:40.939
holes in your CPU Wow and a leaf blower pointed

01:43:40.939 --> 01:43:47.239
at it to get a percentage of the way to the efficiency

01:43:47.239 --> 01:43:52.069
that a simple CPU fan pulls Like heat sinks are

01:43:52.069 --> 01:43:55.109
so efficient and CPU fans are so important. It

01:43:55.109 --> 01:44:00.210
takes drilling holes into the metal and And a

01:44:00.210 --> 01:44:04.189
leaf blower pointed at it to equate to a percentage

01:44:04.189 --> 01:44:08.210
of what that can do and it's such fun content

01:44:08.210 --> 01:44:10.170
and I highly recommend it even if you're not

01:44:10.170 --> 01:44:13.659
a huge fan of tech or like You don't even know

01:44:13.659 --> 01:44:16.579
what the acronym CPU stands for. It's okay. You

01:44:16.579 --> 01:44:19.600
don't have to. This dude is just like, he's an

01:44:19.600 --> 01:44:23.500
expert of little nuggets of technology and putting

01:44:23.500 --> 01:44:25.520
things in layman's terms and just making a fun

01:44:25.520 --> 01:44:29.020
video out of it. Highly recommend. That is super

01:44:29.020 --> 01:44:32.300
cool. I thought so too. Yeah, I love it. It's

01:44:32.300 --> 01:44:35.859
like, you know, just like nerdy without... Like,

01:44:35.979 --> 01:44:37.920
having to sit there and be like, oh my god, this

01:44:37.920 --> 01:44:39.920
guy's getting so deep in the weeds. Without being

01:44:39.920 --> 01:44:42.060
lectured to. Without being lectured and having

01:44:42.060 --> 01:44:44.560
it be fun. I love that. I love that sort of shit.

01:44:45.359 --> 01:44:47.020
Edutainment. It's exactly what it is. It's what

01:44:47.020 --> 01:44:50.880
I love. I do too. Yeah. Like, I just like...

01:44:50.890 --> 01:44:54.029
so many times I like just like being that nerd

01:44:54.029 --> 01:44:56.289
and just getting into things and I'm like just

01:44:56.289 --> 01:44:58.369
all over like oh man give me that tech like I

01:44:58.369 --> 01:45:00.649
have this old computer box in my in my place

01:45:00.649 --> 01:45:02.409
and I just open it up and I'm just like all right

01:45:02.409 --> 01:45:04.130
what can I do and I just start messing around

01:45:04.130 --> 01:45:06.710
and I start yeah start swapping chips and I start

01:45:06.710 --> 01:45:09.130
doing all this shit and and it's like I like

01:45:09.130 --> 01:45:10.909
almost don't matter it's like okay the fridge

01:45:10.909 --> 01:45:12.609
how does the fridge work I'm gonna get into the

01:45:12.609 --> 01:45:13.670
fridge and I start doing that. Refrigerators

01:45:13.670 --> 01:45:17.510
are so cool yeah they're scientifically fascinating

01:45:17.510 --> 01:45:21.119
yes because it's a heat pump yeah You know, you're

01:45:21.119 --> 01:45:24.119
not making cool. You cannot make cold. You can't

01:45:24.119 --> 01:45:26.300
make cold. You can just move energy from one

01:45:26.300 --> 01:45:28.060
place to another. That's what your fridge does.

01:45:28.239 --> 01:45:30.560
Yes. It doesn't make cold. It moves the heat

01:45:30.560 --> 01:45:33.699
into your kitchen. That's what it does. It's

01:45:33.699 --> 01:45:37.399
so cool. It's so cool. It's so efficient. I get

01:45:37.399 --> 01:45:39.420
what this YouTuber dude is trying to do. It's

01:45:39.420 --> 01:45:42.579
pretty cool. I love it. I love science. I do

01:45:42.579 --> 01:45:45.579
too. I do too. All right. We're going to take

01:45:45.579 --> 01:45:47.579
a break. We're going to find some technology

01:45:47.579 --> 01:45:50.159
to take apart and... and figure out what it does.

01:45:50.560 --> 01:45:53.079
And while we do that, you guys go to the bathroom,

01:45:53.220 --> 01:45:54.239
make yourself a sandwich. We're going to come

01:45:54.239 --> 01:45:55.920
back. We're going to review beer and do the World

01:45:55.920 --> 01:45:58.500
of Weir News coming up. Hey there. We're back,

01:45:58.579 --> 01:46:01.039
everybody. And it is time for the beer review,

01:46:01.060 --> 01:46:03.779
the only beer review. The official beer review.

01:46:04.039 --> 01:46:06.859
The official best beer review ever in the history

01:46:06.859 --> 01:46:09.859
of the world. You're welcome. It's what we do.

01:46:09.939 --> 01:46:11.800
Here on the Mark Mof Show. It's Mark Maloney,

01:46:11.960 --> 01:46:14.579
Aidan Maloney. We're about to drink some beer.

01:46:14.859 --> 01:46:18.300
And this beer has a very cool looking can. And

01:46:18.300 --> 01:46:21.520
it is called Beer for Bowling. Beer for Bowling,

01:46:21.579 --> 01:46:24.800
a beautiful grayscale can. Yeah. And it just

01:46:24.800 --> 01:46:27.539
looks gorgeous. Now, Beer for Bowling, this is

01:46:27.539 --> 01:46:31.079
the ESB. There are multiple beers for bowling.

01:46:31.199 --> 01:46:32.979
There's an original, there's a barrel -aged,

01:46:33.079 --> 01:46:37.619
and there's this ESB. From Off Color Brewing,

01:46:37.720 --> 01:46:41.100
a microbrewery out of Chicago, Illinois. Over

01:46:41.100 --> 01:46:43.279
by there, my friend. Over by there, my friend.

01:46:43.420 --> 01:46:46.600
Now, an ESB is not a type of beer I am familiar

01:46:46.600 --> 01:46:50.819
with. but it stands for extra special slash bitter

01:46:50.819 --> 01:46:55.380
or extra strong slash bitter. This style is known

01:46:55.380 --> 01:46:57.779
for its balance in the interplay between malt

01:46:57.779 --> 01:47:02.239
and hop bitterness. This English pale ale displays

01:47:02.239 --> 01:47:05.560
typically earthy herbal English variety hop character

01:47:05.560 --> 01:47:08.920
medium to high hop bitterness. Flavor and aroma

01:47:08.920 --> 01:47:11.460
should be evident. The strains used in these

01:47:11.460 --> 01:47:15.039
beers lend to a fruitiness and their aromatics

01:47:15.039 --> 01:47:19.239
and flavor referred to as esters. The residual

01:47:19.239 --> 01:47:23.649
malt defines sweetness and a rich flavor. Now,

01:47:23.649 --> 01:47:25.989
we'll be the judge of that. We will be the judge

01:47:25.989 --> 01:47:28.510
of that. Using this untapped app on our cell

01:47:28.510 --> 01:47:30.270
phones, not sponsored but recommended because

01:47:30.270 --> 01:47:33.170
it's free and if you are a beer enjoyer, it'll

01:47:33.170 --> 01:47:34.810
help you keep track of the beers you've tried

01:47:34.810 --> 01:47:37.489
and ones you have yet to try. Right, exactly.

01:47:37.810 --> 01:47:41.350
So Beer for Bowling, the ESB style. We will rank

01:47:41.350 --> 01:47:44.430
on a scale from zero to five on how much we like

01:47:44.430 --> 01:47:47.409
it. We're drinking it straight out the can today.

01:47:47.510 --> 01:47:50.369
Yes, we are. And we'll give you some some tasting

01:47:50.369 --> 01:47:54.829
notes and a sluncha. Any cilantro to you? And

01:47:54.829 --> 01:47:59.029
to everyone out there. Oh, that's fun. That is

01:47:59.029 --> 01:48:02.909
nice. Oh, what is that? Yeah, there is like a

01:48:02.909 --> 01:48:07.170
roasted barley, roasted rice even, toasted rice

01:48:07.170 --> 01:48:10.649
kind of flavor in there. Very light on the nose.

01:48:11.149 --> 01:48:13.550
Which is a caveat I mentioned that we are drinking

01:48:13.550 --> 01:48:15.529
it out of a can. You will get different notes

01:48:15.529 --> 01:48:19.569
on the nose if you drink it out of a glass or

01:48:19.569 --> 01:48:22.970
if you can get it on tap somewhere. It will smell

01:48:22.970 --> 01:48:26.109
different, but it's very light on the nose. Fruitiness

01:48:26.109 --> 01:48:29.510
is limited. I don't get a lot of that as was

01:48:29.510 --> 01:48:34.869
advertised. But yeah, just very subtle yet comforting

01:48:34.869 --> 01:48:38.640
toasted rice. Roasted barley kind of notes. The

01:48:38.640 --> 01:48:41.260
malt is light. There's not a lot of malt sweetness,

01:48:41.840 --> 01:48:45.500
but it is refreshing. Mm -hmm Like the the toasty

01:48:45.500 --> 01:48:47.760
notes linger on the tongue for a little while

01:48:47.760 --> 01:48:51.520
a little bit I have to say as far as bitterness

01:48:51.520 --> 01:48:57.579
goes Not very bitter at all. No, no Now on untapped

01:48:57.579 --> 01:49:00.859
it gives you five recommended flavor profiles

01:49:00.859 --> 01:49:04.680
that other people commonly use and the five they

01:49:04.680 --> 01:49:08.979
provide are earthy, toffee, lemony, spruce, and

01:49:08.979 --> 01:49:12.479
citrus. Hmm. And I disagree with all of those.

01:49:12.520 --> 01:49:15.079
I know, right? I disagree with all of those assessments.

01:49:15.279 --> 01:49:21.640
I think it's roasty, it's toasty. It's, yeah,

01:49:21.779 --> 01:49:25.460
it's like very mildly sweet. But that's definitely

01:49:25.460 --> 01:49:27.960
not the first flavor that hits your palate. Yeah,

01:49:28.060 --> 01:49:30.199
it's like it's rice and it's grains and it's

01:49:30.199 --> 01:49:33.319
toasty. But in a very light way not the same

01:49:33.319 --> 01:49:37.119
way you would get from a from a stout Or like

01:49:37.119 --> 01:49:40.800
a darker ale mm -hmm Man, that is a pretty good

01:49:40.800 --> 01:49:44.319
beer Now the the spruce is an interesting comment

01:49:44.319 --> 01:49:46.779
because it's like I don't get that like a lot

01:49:46.779 --> 01:49:49.800
of times I'll get like a piney note or something

01:49:49.800 --> 01:49:53.100
like that sure in a beer I'm not getting that

01:49:53.100 --> 01:49:56.260
no, and I believe this in the description. It

01:49:56.260 --> 01:50:00.840
did say this beer was I think aged with wood

01:50:00.840 --> 01:50:05.520
in the barrel. But I'm not tasting tree. No.

01:50:06.000 --> 01:50:08.399
Like you can taste pine. They usually come through

01:50:08.399 --> 01:50:12.800
in certain IPA hops. It's like that's a pine

01:50:12.800 --> 01:50:17.500
tree. This is not that. This is very light, easy

01:50:17.500 --> 01:50:20.880
to drink, beer for bowling. Would I enjoy this

01:50:20.880 --> 01:50:23.439
while bowling? I think I would. I would enjoy

01:50:23.439 --> 01:50:25.699
this while bowling. So I think the advertisement

01:50:25.699 --> 01:50:28.239
is even correct. Right, exactly. I think the

01:50:28.239 --> 01:50:30.300
name of the beer is accurate. I think it is.

01:50:30.500 --> 01:50:32.239
Oh yeah, I would down a few of these bowling

01:50:32.239 --> 01:50:37.680
for sure. As our first ESB style beer. I like

01:50:37.680 --> 01:50:41.199
it. I like it. I like it. I think that lighter

01:50:41.199 --> 01:50:44.239
types of beers, lighter bodied ones, aren't necessarily

01:50:44.239 --> 01:50:48.380
my forte, but I'm giving this a three on five.

01:50:48.600 --> 01:50:52.170
I really enjoy it for what it is. I'm typically

01:50:52.170 --> 01:50:56.130
more of a a stout or Porter or Belgian or IPA

01:50:56.130 --> 01:50:59.909
style Like guy where I want it to be full -bodied,

01:50:59.949 --> 01:51:02.229
but for what it is. I really like it, so I'm

01:51:02.229 --> 01:51:06.449
giving it up to a three Yeah, I like it. I like

01:51:06.449 --> 01:51:10.090
it a lot actually I I have tried bitter beers

01:51:10.090 --> 01:51:14.109
before and so I had this expectation when I took

01:51:14.109 --> 01:51:17.489
my first sip of What you get on your palate after

01:51:17.489 --> 01:51:19.409
like after you drink the beer after it goes down

01:51:19.409 --> 01:51:22.210
your throat. Yeah Just those those bitter notes

01:51:22.210 --> 01:51:24.470
that you get on your tongue and I didn't get

01:51:24.470 --> 01:51:29.149
that I just I just didn't yeah. Yeah. I got flavor

01:51:29.149 --> 01:51:33.189
But even that wasn't overpowering I'd you know,

01:51:33.329 --> 01:51:35.590
like for my flavor profile. I put light -bodied

01:51:35.590 --> 01:51:38.609
roasty and earthy like that's what I got Out

01:51:38.609 --> 01:51:41.189
of that, but it's very good. It's very refreshing

01:51:41.189 --> 01:51:44.170
Sometimes those bitter beers or whatever like

01:51:44.170 --> 01:51:45.890
those aren't the ones you go I'm gonna go to

01:51:45.890 --> 01:51:48.569
the beer and down six of these tonight. It's

01:51:48.569 --> 01:51:51.699
like For beers like that, nah, you know, that's

01:51:51.699 --> 01:51:54.359
like you're, you're having that watching, like

01:51:54.359 --> 01:51:56.159
you're having one of those watching a game and

01:51:56.159 --> 01:51:58.079
eating a bowl of pretzels. Like that's, cause

01:51:58.079 --> 01:51:59.819
you're having the salty pretzel to counterbalance

01:51:59.819 --> 01:52:02.479
the bitterness of the beer. And a lot of times

01:52:02.479 --> 01:52:04.880
too, like if you go to a German place and they

01:52:04.880 --> 01:52:06.539
like, they'll literally give you a big pretzel

01:52:06.539 --> 01:52:09.020
to drop in the beer. Right, right. You know,

01:52:09.079 --> 01:52:11.600
to counterbalance the bitterness of it. But this

01:52:11.600 --> 01:52:15.359
is not that, at all. If you have it, like if

01:52:15.359 --> 01:52:17.399
it's at your local bar, because I got this in

01:52:17.399 --> 01:52:24.460
Chicago, and it's 3 .75. I really liked it a

01:52:24.460 --> 01:52:27.020
lot. As Aidan can attest to, this one is kind

01:52:27.020 --> 01:52:30.500
of in my wheelhouse, for sure. Very good beer.

01:52:31.779 --> 01:52:33.579
And highly recommend it. And by the way, the

01:52:33.579 --> 01:52:35.560
can, the design of the can. The can is so cool.

01:52:36.199 --> 01:52:39.479
It literally is, it's gray scale. And it's by

01:52:39.479 --> 01:52:41.899
Off -Color Brewing, so I get it. That's funny.

01:52:41.920 --> 01:52:44.520
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's literally like these

01:52:44.520 --> 01:52:47.600
hand -drawn mice bowling. Little mice in the

01:52:47.600 --> 01:52:49.720
bowling alley. They got little brews next to

01:52:49.720 --> 01:52:51.720
them. Yep, and at the one corner, there's this

01:52:51.720 --> 01:52:53.600
little mouse who's disinterested in the bowling.

01:52:54.020 --> 01:52:55.539
It looks like he's playing Pac -Man. He's playing

01:52:55.539 --> 01:52:57.779
the arcade machines. He is. A lot of bowling

01:52:57.779 --> 01:53:00.119
alleys have arcade machines for the kids. Very

01:53:00.119 --> 01:53:03.779
cute. It is very cute. I love the can. I really

01:53:03.779 --> 01:53:06.279
do, too. It's one of the nice canes, too, where

01:53:06.279 --> 01:53:10.170
this is not some type of plastic film, because

01:53:10.170 --> 01:53:13.609
plastic films, a lot of recyclers do not enjoy,

01:53:13.789 --> 01:53:15.869
because you have to remove the plastic film from

01:53:15.869 --> 01:53:18.569
the can to recycle the can. That's just printed

01:53:18.569 --> 01:53:22.789
on there, which is a great look and it is very

01:53:22.789 --> 01:53:27.949
recyclable. And we appreciate that. Yeah, I got

01:53:27.949 --> 01:53:30.609
some badges today. I got like five. So on the

01:53:30.609 --> 01:53:32.670
app, you get badges for hitting milestones of

01:53:32.670 --> 01:53:36.109
like, oh, you've tried X amount of stouts. Here's

01:53:36.109 --> 01:53:39.449
a stout -like badge. What did you get? I have

01:53:39.449 --> 01:53:41.670
cheers to independent US craft breweries level

01:53:41.670 --> 01:53:44.550
12. So I've tried a lot of small independent

01:53:44.550 --> 01:53:48.869
craft brewers. Hell yeah. Brewer pioneer level

01:53:48.869 --> 01:53:52.189
12. There's beer in them thar hills. You're setting

01:53:52.189 --> 01:53:55.130
off on a journey through the world of beer Be

01:53:55.130 --> 01:53:56.710
sure to take a little time to get to know each

01:53:56.710 --> 01:54:00.970
brewery as you go I'll unlock the wheel of styles

01:54:00.970 --> 01:54:05.239
level 11 So just the different different types

01:54:05.239 --> 01:54:08.279
of beers. Keep it up to check into at least 55

01:54:08.279 --> 01:54:11.960
different styles. Oh, nice. How about that? That

01:54:11.960 --> 01:54:15.380
is an accolade. Beer gear summer giveaway. Okay.

01:54:15.640 --> 01:54:16.720
That's just, they're trying to sell me something.

01:54:16.859 --> 01:54:19.140
We'll skip that. And then the land of the free.

01:54:19.359 --> 01:54:20.739
You pledge allegiance. Now it's time to enjoy

01:54:20.739 --> 01:54:22.939
some beer. Remember, not all American beer is

01:54:22.939 --> 01:54:25.159
fizzy and yellow. Yes. It's 80 different beers

01:54:25.159 --> 01:54:26.760
from a brewery in the United States. There you

01:54:26.760 --> 01:54:30.239
go. There you go. Yeah. I got a couple badges

01:54:30.239 --> 01:54:33.159
here, I just got two. I got middle of the road

01:54:33.159 --> 01:54:39.319
level 58, which is... I've sampled 290 beers

01:54:39.319 --> 01:54:42.220
with an ABV greater than 5 but less than 10.

01:54:42.279 --> 01:54:44.979
Okay. That middle of the road. Yep. And then

01:54:44.979 --> 01:54:49.140
I got the Land of the Free Level 85. Oh my god,

01:54:49.279 --> 01:54:52.800
of such a failure. Jesus. To be fair, I downloaded

01:54:52.800 --> 01:54:55.039
the app like two years ago. This guy's been on

01:54:55.039 --> 01:54:57.939
fire. I've had this app on my phone since I turned

01:54:57.939 --> 01:55:02.579
21. That's fair. So I got Level 85, that's 425

01:55:02.579 --> 01:55:05.279
different beers from a brewery within the U .S.

01:55:05.279 --> 01:55:08.289
of A. That's awesome. That is very fun. Very

01:55:08.289 --> 01:55:10.890
good beer. I highly recommend. I'm actually looking

01:55:10.890 --> 01:55:13.529
forward to doing some more from Off Color, because

01:55:13.529 --> 01:55:15.770
I was impressed with that. So we'll see what

01:55:15.770 --> 01:55:18.069
else they have to offer. When I make trips to

01:55:18.069 --> 01:55:20.569
Chicago, I'll try and get some Chicago beers.

01:55:20.970 --> 01:55:22.689
You'll have to encourage them to reach their

01:55:22.689 --> 01:55:25.869
tendrils into Northwest Indiana. For sure, no

01:55:25.869 --> 01:55:28.409
doubt. And there was one beer in particular I

01:55:28.409 --> 01:55:31.470
was looking for. Hopefully I can find that. I

01:55:31.470 --> 01:55:33.649
do have a couple of visits to Chicago coming

01:55:33.649 --> 01:55:37.819
up. a liquor store called Benny's. If you're

01:55:37.819 --> 01:55:39.779
looking for a beer you don't commonly find, that's

01:55:39.779 --> 01:55:42.380
the place to go. Or a liquor, yeah. Right, exactly.

01:55:42.500 --> 01:55:45.020
Benny's is great. So I will be checking them

01:55:45.020 --> 01:55:47.659
out and we're gonna do some fun beers coming

01:55:47.659 --> 01:55:51.340
up for sure. That leads us to our final segment,

01:55:51.420 --> 01:55:54.680
The World of Weird News, here on the Mark Mo

01:55:54.680 --> 01:55:58.359
Show. I'm gonna kick mine off with this short

01:55:58.359 --> 01:56:02.079
little gem. Some high school students take a

01:56:02.079 --> 01:56:05.020
limo to prom. Others, like Brecken Anders of

01:56:05.020 --> 01:56:07.909
Topeka, Kansas, roll up in... in the Oscar Mayer

01:56:07.909 --> 01:56:13.810
wiener mobile. Oh, that's so cool. According

01:56:13.810 --> 01:56:18.890
to UPI, the seaman, oh no, the seaman high school

01:56:18.890 --> 01:56:23.109
junior and his friends. I'm sorry, the what?

01:56:23.890 --> 01:56:26.189
He goes to a high school called seaman and comes

01:56:26.189 --> 01:56:29.069
up and rolls up in a big wiener. They like boats.

01:56:29.130 --> 01:56:33.270
It's not nut. That is what I'm understanding.

01:56:33.289 --> 01:56:37.739
That is exactly what you're understanding. the

01:56:37.739 --> 01:56:39.560
seaman high school junior and his friends were

01:56:39.560 --> 01:56:43.800
at sonic on friday april 17th when they spotted

01:56:43.800 --> 01:56:48.220
the vehicle at a nearby grocery store an idea

01:56:48.220 --> 01:56:50.359
formed one of my buddies was like can we rent

01:56:50.359 --> 01:56:55.239
this thing and i was like well what if we just

01:56:55.239 --> 01:56:59.859
ask about prom what if they take us it's tomorrow

01:56:59.859 --> 01:57:03.340
andrew said You miss all the shots you don't

01:57:03.340 --> 01:57:08.500
takey at it. Dwayne Gretzky. Solid. Driver, or

01:57:08.500 --> 01:57:13.600
Hot Dogger as they call them, Maggie Dawson was

01:57:13.600 --> 01:57:16.500
happy to help and took the students to prom free

01:57:16.500 --> 01:57:19.899
of charge. That's so cool. It was like a little

01:57:19.899 --> 01:57:23.020
light bulb she said. We were like, well, what

01:57:23.020 --> 01:57:25.880
time is prom? And from there we checked out our

01:57:25.880 --> 01:57:27.840
schedule and we were able to make it happen.

01:57:27.979 --> 01:57:31.539
That's so cool. I would have done that show up

01:57:31.539 --> 01:57:34.659
to the prom and a big wiener wiener mobile. Oh,

01:57:34.779 --> 01:57:38.300
yeah bless Oscar Meyer and and God bless Miss

01:57:38.300 --> 01:57:42.359
Dawson Yeah for having for having that gut feeling

01:57:42.359 --> 01:57:46.079
like yes And the wherewithal to understand this

01:57:46.079 --> 01:57:48.689
is this is going to be a lifetime achievement

01:57:48.689 --> 01:57:51.789
for these kids. Oh, 100%. 100%. It's like, yeah,

01:57:51.869 --> 01:57:53.750
well, I went to the Promenade Wiener Mobile.

01:57:54.329 --> 01:57:57.010
Right. And you got that kid that probably, like,

01:57:57.029 --> 01:57:59.489
took his date in, like, his dad's old car. He's

01:57:59.489 --> 01:58:01.590
like, ah, yeah, everybody's going to, everybody's

01:58:01.590 --> 01:58:03.329
going to check my shit. And then he looks, he's

01:58:03.329 --> 01:58:05.890
like, well, shit. Gosh damn it. Yeah, we're like

01:58:05.890 --> 01:58:08.529
some Chodester with mommy and daddy's money showing

01:58:08.529 --> 01:58:12.550
up in, like, the Lincoln or the Cadillac Escalade.

01:58:12.710 --> 01:58:16.500
Right. Thinks he's hot shit limousine and then

01:58:16.500 --> 01:58:20.399
this big hot dog rolls up Solid well done. Well

01:58:20.399 --> 01:58:23.800
done. Well, we're kind of up against it. Yeah,

01:58:23.819 --> 01:58:26.380
what do you got? We're uh, we're up against the

01:58:26.380 --> 01:58:28.979
time limit here So I'm going to read the title

01:58:28.979 --> 01:58:31.119
of this Yep, and the listeners are gonna have

01:58:31.119 --> 01:58:33.779
to wait till next week to hear how it plays out.

01:58:33.779 --> 01:58:37.859
Oh a teaser a teaser This story what you'll hear

01:58:37.859 --> 01:58:42.149
next week comes from masslive .com title Half

01:58:42.149 --> 01:58:44.989
nude Boston man accused of forcing child to eat

01:58:44.989 --> 01:58:49.590
Gushers candy in restaurant bathroom. Oh my god.

01:58:50.329 --> 01:58:53.590
Oh my god. And you'll have to wait seven full

01:58:53.590 --> 01:58:55.550
days to hear that story. Oh, you're so evil.

01:58:55.750 --> 01:58:58.630
To hear that story. You are so evil. Thanks so

01:58:58.630 --> 01:59:01.250
much for listening, boys. Thank you everybody

01:59:01.250 --> 01:59:04.090
for listening. Like, subscribe, share. Mark Mo

01:59:04.090 --> 01:59:07.079
Show. Six seasons, we're going to see how many

01:59:07.079 --> 01:59:09.880
more. Some of those seasons could get interesting

01:59:09.880 --> 01:59:13.260
if I hit the road. Interesante. But we'll see

01:59:13.260 --> 01:59:16.659
how all this shit shakes out. We have fun and

01:59:16.659 --> 01:59:18.520
hopefully we made you laugh and we made you think

01:59:18.520 --> 01:59:21.399
that's what we try to do every week. Check us

01:59:21.399 --> 01:59:24.960
out on YouTube, all the podcast platforms. And

01:59:24.960 --> 01:59:28.319
that's it. That's all I got, dude. Damn right.

01:59:28.579 --> 01:59:31.319
We'll see you next week. Peace out. Subscribe,

01:59:31.680 --> 01:59:35.079
and if you don't, we'll kill you. Oh, no, no,

01:59:35.180 --> 01:59:39.840
no, no, no. Don't do that. In Minecraft, hypothetically,

01:59:40.000 --> 01:59:43.300
if they were to join our server, we'd treat them

01:59:43.300 --> 01:59:45.300
like a villager, like if they didn't subscribe.

01:59:45.520 --> 01:59:47.000
Meh. Meh. Meh.