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Hey there everybody, welcome to season 6 episode

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3 of the Mark Mo Show, titled Useful Idiots.

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So, yep, Mark Mo Show. Here we are. Season six.

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We're into it. Having fun. All podcast platforms

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and YouTube. And I'm here along with my co -host

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and producer, Aidan Maloney. What's going on,

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dude? I'm feeling fantastic. That's good. It

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was my fault. We missed last week. I picked up

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a cold from work. Damn it. Got my girlfriend

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sick, which she did not appreciate. So the household

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has been ill for a while. I naively thought...

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that it was going to be one of those colds that

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sticks around for three days and kind of goes

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away. Not the case. After the third day, I felt

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better. And then the fifth day, I was like, oh

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no, it's still here. It's still around. So not

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ideal, but hopefully my voice isn't too rough

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today, but I am feeling better, which is bueno,

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as they say down south. That is true. That is

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true. That is exactly what they say. I actually

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ordered Bueno the other night. Tasty? It was

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very tasty. Very, very tasty. One could say it

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tastes good. Mm -hmm. Yeah, with a side of Verde.

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Delicious. Anyway. It's a callback for those

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that are regular listeners. Anyway, yeah, so

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Aidan, in addition to being my co -host, producer,

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all -around amazing dude, he has a gaming channel

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called Aidan Spelled the Right Way. You better

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spell it the right way. It's the only way you

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can find me. Check yourself before you wreck

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yourself. Exactly. You don't want to fall into

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a YouTube rabbit hole you can't find your way

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out of. Oh, yeah, for sure. There's no doubt

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about that. So, um, yeah, so does this gaming?

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YouTube -based, GeoGuessr, PolyBridge, Observation

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Duty, a ton of different horror games. Horror

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games. H -O -R -R -O -R. Get your mind out of

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that. That was good spelling. Thank you. Yeah,

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get your mind out of the gutter. Anyway, prior

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to us coming on with you here today. Aiden was

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explaining this game that he just that he just

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played Sounds kind of crazy just it just went

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live today for anyone listening Saturday today

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So that one this one up this morning the video

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game title Okay, not not the title of the YouTube

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video although I did make the match the title

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of the video game is as follows I Woke up in

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the house of a fat man. He's over 30 years old

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and loves loves beer and games loves beer well

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who doesn't exactly I'm like that's so relatable

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but it's also like a horror game in air quotes

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it's kind of like a me me horror game which is

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kind of right up my alley so that was a lot of

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fun a lot of editing if anyone has watched it

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and you're like wow editing out all those dildos

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must have taken a hot minute why yes it did Why,

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yes it did. I can imagine so. And then earlier

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this week I played a game called Zarvan Power

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Plant, where I'm an urban explorer going through

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this abandoned Soviet power plant. And who's

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to say what really happens inside the building?

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Yeah, I would imagine probably some sort of...

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Nuclear leak and people glowing in the dark and

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I did play a Chernobyl style one earlier, but

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this is different in a way It's kind of men in

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black aliens armed forces related one of their

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other wrecked power plants Exactly classic Russia

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classic Russians. You love to see we love you

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Russian listeners by God bless God bless. Love

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your vodka stuff. Keep it up Yeah, keep it up,

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but it's been very fun. I did take a Week and

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a half ish off from recording of course due to

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the cold and then before that due to work kind

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of Stretching me a little thin and I don't want

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to I don't want to get on camera and make something

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I'm not proud of so I'd rather skip an upload

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then Do something and be like if that was just

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okay. Oh 100 % you know so there there were 15

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ish days maybe a little more than that that I

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didn't upload but it's good to be back. Yeah,

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it is definitely good to be back and It's funny

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you say that because I feel sometimes especially

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back when we did radio So before we did podcasting

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we got our start on local radio 103 .1 FM and

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I always felt whether I was sick Because a lot

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of times when I was sick my voice would get super

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raspy Morgan Freeman -esque. Morgan Freeman -esque.

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Yeah. So I would be sick or starting to get sick

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and my voice does this thing. And I was like,

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oh my god, Aidan, we got to record. We got to

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record today. I sound like Morgan Freeman. This

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is going to be great radio. Honestly, like when

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I'm feeling shitty or I'm hungover. I feel that

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some of my best stuff Yeah, I don't know if I'm

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just more dialed in or I don't give a shit So

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the creative juices flow because I have nothing

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else blocking it because I feel like shit and

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and we did talk about this I think it was it

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was earlier in season 6 maybe late season 5 but

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we did mention that like in those moments of

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physical or mental vulnerability. It just becomes

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more stream of consciousness and you're just

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going with the flow like, ah, let's see where

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this leads. It becomes more tangential to what

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you may have planned the show to be, but it still

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ends up being fun and funny that it's almost

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inspirational way. It's like I don't want to

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lead into every show being hungover because my

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liver would be very unhappy. Yeah. But also,

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like, there's something to be said for that.

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You know? I think so. Maybe art is best when

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the artist is vulnerable and honest and genuine.

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I think so. Which I think is a fair thing to

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say. Oh, it's definitely a fair thing to say.

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But either way, I mean, I don't know. I don't

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know. Exactly all of the the reasoning on my

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end of it or why I feel like I can do that But

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it's just and you you get that nice trait right

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of of when you get sick a throat sick You sound

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like Morgan Freeman, right? My voice is already

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a little bit deeper. So yours is deeper when

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I get sick and And my voice goes to shit. I I

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don't sound like Morgan Freeman I sound like

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someone that smokes 20 packs a day and is on

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their deathbed That does not make for good radio

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I like I cannot do this because I will lose my

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voice and it's it's gonna be a bad time for anyone

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with ears That's that's that's a fair comment.

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I can Can you can get behind I can get behind

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that 100 you know what I'm saying though, right?

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I know what you're saying. I know what you're

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saying Now Aiden based on his gaming and then

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based on my creation of the the Mark Mo show

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We kind of did this collab where I'm like we

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should do some gaming But we should do it in

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a way where we can still you know crack our jokes

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do our improv do that kind of stuff So we came

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up with A &M gaming. So as I said this collaborative

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site where We get together, we do some games.

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We don't do games where we're like, we have to

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be so screwed in or so dialed in that we're not

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really interacting a lot with each other. Because

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that's, I mean, that's just two people sitting

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playing a game. Right. You know, so it's like,

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you know, there's a hundred thousand people on

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Twitch and YouTube already doing that. Yeah.

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It's like, why do we want to do that? So we want

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to do things that are a little bit more casual

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and. Little less serious, but where we can get

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on and we can joke and we can have fun goof and

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gaff goof and gaff indeed and I don't know about

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you, but I'm having a great time with it so far

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and for those that do follow A &M gaming We've

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been doing dream daddy back into Just like that

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sounds exactly like that Don't judge us. And

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don't fact check us. Please don't. At any rate,

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it's been a fun game, storyboard game, this adventure

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of a single dad. One Garson McGuinness. Garson

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McGuinness, as he is quite the guy, and has a

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teenage daughter, and they move to this new town

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and hijinks ensue. Yes. Chaos but controlled

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controlled chaos. Yeah, but the storyboards are

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great and we might be running out of voices to

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do Because of the rules we set the rules we set

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exactly you have to watch to understand. Yeah.

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Yeah for sure Some of the voices are crazy. So

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I've actually been racking my brain lately of

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like practicing some other voices. Yeah. Well,

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we'll see how that goes. Yes. At any rate, we're

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having fun with it. I hope you guys are having

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fun with it. We've had some some good engagement

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lately on it and people making comments. So we

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always appreciate that. Yes. But anyway, at any

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rate, make sure you hit that up. And yeah. So

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on with the show, the Mark Mo show, as it were,

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each week. we always open up with a little dialogue

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about this that or the other and and this week

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I just thought there were some things said by

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people quote -unquote in power and they were

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just silly and stupid and I thought wow I wonder

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if this is just so much this administration and

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these people or if crazy stupid shit has been

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said by these people for a long time and you

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can find it you can definitely find it maybe

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not with the frequency for sure but you can definitely

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find it so you know and it's one of those things

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too where it's so clear Whether you're judging

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based on intelligence or education in general

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Yeah, it begs the question. How did these people

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ever get in power some of them? Yeah, it's disturbing

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Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, and it's amazing Yeah, and

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there's no question right that the US has a bad

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president I think most of us would agree with

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that recent polls indicate. He's probably the

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worst of all time I've seen some polls. I've

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seen a couple. Couple, two, three. I've seen

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the polls. I've seen the polls. Fake news media.

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Fake news that we've got 80 % approval. All I

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did was blow up hundreds of schoolgirls and start

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a Twitter war with the pope. I don't know why

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people don't like me. Oopsie. Oops. Yeah. So

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there's no doubt right a bad president always

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gonna find a way to embarrass himself Heck even

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the best presidents find ways to embarrass themselves.

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So think about it. So like George W tailed two

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presidencies, right? The first part was like,

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yeah, I'm great and 9 -eleven happened and yeah

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I'm gonna be this great leader and then second

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part happened is like Yeah, everybody's gonna

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lose their homes. So right is like you started

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out pretty good Things got a lot worse. Would

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I still want to go to a barbecue and have a beer

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with him? Yeah, I think the dude is, is like

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crazy and just like, like he should have never

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been president. Right. He should have just stayed

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a goofball. He should have just stayed a goofball.

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Yeah, no doubt about it. So in this, Aiden and

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I have said this, this quote of his. Oh, yes.

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Numerous times. It's, it's in a Jay Cole song.

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Is it really? It's 100 % in a Jay Cole song.

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Oh, no. He like cuts away. I'm sorry to interject

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now do it. It's it's in a J Cole song, okay?

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where he oh Man, what is it? Which sadly we can't

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play because we don't want to copy. Yeah, however

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No role models. No role model is the name of

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the song. Okay, and right in the middle of the

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song He cuts away during a bridge I believe and

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it it's this quote that George W says that I'm

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sure you will perform fantastically. There's

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an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas,

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probably in Tennessee, says fool me once, shame

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on, shame on you. Fool me, can't get fooled again.

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Fool me twice, you can't get fooled again. You

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can't get fooled again, it's so crazy. It's like

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George, brother, that's not it. I love the spirit.

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Right, but then you had Daddy Bush. who was also

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president, and he had this one, he had a couple

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of really good one, thousand points of light,

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I mean he always had like that, so he had one,

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it was like, for seven and a half years I worked

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alongside President Reagan, we had triumphs,

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we made some mistakes, we've had some sex setbacks.

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Have you now, HW? Hey, I've heard they've both

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gone to Bohemian Grove. So that is a possibility.

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There's no question. But setbacks, apparently.

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Yes. We all knew that. Secondarily, they've had

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some setbacks. Yeah. So even ol' slick Willie

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Clinton, right? Makes you wonder where W got

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it from. Oh, yeah, it's learned behavior for

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sure. It just figures like the smartest of all

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the Bush people is named Jeb. And even he's a

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little cock. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.

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It's like, is he smarter? Yes. Is he bilingual,

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which is kind of cool? Yes. Other than that,

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nah, same Bush. He's a little Chodester. Still

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a little Chodester. But even slick Willie Clinton.

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It depends on what the meaning of the word is,

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is. What are you talking about, dude? Step out

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front, be like, yeah, I slept with that intern.

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You proud of me? I mean, just own it. Our current

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president is an actual pedophile. Right. So like,

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it begs the question, we impeached this dude

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for getting a BJ in the Oval Office. By someone

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of age. By someone of age, consensually. Yeah.

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And then we can't even impeach an actual pedophile.

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Isn't that crazy? A commander in chief that is

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a pedophile. Where are we at? Where the F are

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we at? Now, I could probably do an entire two

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hours on the dumb shit that Trump has said. Covfefe.

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Covfefe was one of the funniest things. That's

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right. And I don't know if somebody has opened

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a coffee company called Covfefe, but if you haven't

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done it yet, I would do it. It's an idea. It's

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an idea for sure. But anyway, you know, I could

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easily do two hours on Trump, right? But one

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thing is pretty consistent amongst all substandard

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presidents is they usually hire a gaggle of dumb

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shits or what I like to call Useful idiots right

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you need a fall guy. It's like oh, I can't believe

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Chodington McChadster Posted this on my social

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media. He's now been fired right exactly so Daddy

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Bush HW Bush had maybe the worst vice president

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of all time. Oh, okay Second worst yeah vice

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president of all time. You know Lisa guy didn't

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have sex with the couch right? However check

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this out Dan Quayle Formerly of the state of

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Indiana, that's where we broadcast from. You

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didn't have to dig us like that. True. We're

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actually in Chicagoland. Yes, exactly. Chicagoland.

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Yeah, Lake and Porter, we can just dissolve into

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our own part of Chicago. We really can. We're

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central time zone. Just accept this as one of

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your own, Chicago. I mean, let's be honest. We

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all work there anyway. At any rate, Dan Coyle

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said this. And I can't do an imitation of Dan

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Quayle because he just he sounds like every other

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Hoosier What a waste it is to lose one's mind

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or not to have a mind is being very wasteful.

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How true is that? Wow My man thought he was being

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profound and found a way to say nothing while

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still wasting oxygen What a skill although I

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have noticed that is something that These useful

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idiots slash politicians and heavy air quotes

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tend to do is to say nothing But take a while

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doing it. Yeah. Oh, yeah But still all in all

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well, let's let's just let's examine one more

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because I had okay He also said the Holocaust

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was an obscene period in our nation's history.

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I Mean in this century's history, but we all

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lived in this century I didn't live in the century.

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Dude, if you submitted that paragraph to an English

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teacher, you'd get a D minus. Oh, yeah. Because,

00:17:35.079 --> 00:17:39.099
yes, what you submitted was in English, but there's

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so many marks you can make there. It's not great.

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No, it's not great. It's not great. Understatement

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of the century. It's not great. Yeah. Um, so

00:17:50.970 --> 00:17:54.309
anyway, Trump's useful idiots really take the

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cake. So let's hear from some of the dumbest

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assholes to ever hold a government job in Washington

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D .C. On a Meet the Press, Secretary of State

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Marco Rubio said Trump was running Venezuela.

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Realizing he was a dumb shit, he tried walking

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it back since he meant U .S. foreign policy towards

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Venezuela. Oopsie oh Shocks, I think it was a

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Freudian slip is what it was. Yeah. Oh for sure.

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Oh, yeah, there's no doubt about that Oh, Marky

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Mark and the Rubio Bunch. Come on now. Oh, yeah,

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what would daddy Trump think? Oh, yeah, and he

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had a lot of other ones too, but we're Seeing

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as we're not gonna have an eight -hour show which

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will keep it sweet and simple and to the point

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former Secretary of State and dog -killer Kristi

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Noem said habeas corpus is a constitutional right

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the president has to deport people jesus fuck

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wow straight up she's running homeland and that's

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what she's saying was running home i'm sorry

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was i believe homeland yeah so she wasn't secretary

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of state she was running homeland yeah she was

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doing um yeah so uh -huh Classic, honestly. It

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just provides the confidence in the government

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that everyone should have. Oh, yeah. You know,

00:19:20.869 --> 00:19:23.569
we have really, really competent people. Hey,

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I feel like they got this, right? You just see

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them get on TV, it's like, ah, they got this.

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The best people. Oh, yeah. Speaking of, FBI director

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and googly eyes world champion Cash Patel went

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on a rant several years about the use of government.

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planes for personal use. Once appointed, he had

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to use his government planes and resources to

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take his girlfriend on dates in Tennessee and

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hang out with the Men's Olympic team in Italy.

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Very interesting. Uh -huh. Very interesting.

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Rules for thee, you know? Uh -huh. The Trump

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treasury secretary and dollar store assistant

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manager, Scott Massent, mistakenly referred to

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the Strait of Hormuz as the Straits of Vermouth.

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During a press briefing. Oh, you're telling me

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blood's got booze on the mind? Oh, yeah. Oh my

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god. Well, speaking of that FBI director, they

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had to break into his office because he was too

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drunk to get out. Right. That's enough said.

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Jesus Christ. So yeah, the straights of, I want

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to go to the straights of her move. How do we

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get there? Yes, please. During a press briefing

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Wednesday, leading to memes mocking the gaff

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as another cabinet member accused of excessive

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dreaming. Jesus Christ, another one. Another

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one. Another, add Pete Keg's breath to that.

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And Cash Patel. I mean, if like one of the prerequisites

00:20:45.890 --> 00:20:48.410
for these jobs are you got to be able to pound

00:20:48.410 --> 00:20:52.380
it. Hire me. Let's go. You've got all these fucking

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40 and 50 year old frat boys who peaked in middle

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school running the government Mm -hmm and just

00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:03.779
like getting shwaisted as fuck with the US Olympic

00:21:03.779 --> 00:21:07.940
hockey team. What are we doing guys? Oh, yeah

00:21:08.109 --> 00:21:10.470
I mean if really all you have to do is be drunk

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I'd just be like hello everybody I'm secretary

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of something I just want to know I like I have

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an iPad and iPhone so did Apple create Iran can

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we just reboot it can we just reboot the country

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someone get me Tim Apple right now is say hey

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buddy Let's yeah Apple boy on the audio orchard

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and still like reboot Iran look Iraq We understand

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Iraq is just like it needs an update We gots

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to do that Thank you to mapple. Thank you. Thank

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you to mapple But I mean Jesus Christ and also

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the president of the United States accidentally

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calling it the Strait of Iran Which did happen.

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You can find that. And lately he's been saying

00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:08.420
praise Allah in all of his posts. Yeah. So I

00:22:08.420 --> 00:22:10.279
don't know if he thinks he's trolling, but he

00:22:10.279 --> 00:22:13.059
just sounds stupid. Yeah. Inter sante. Oh yeah,

00:22:13.099 --> 00:22:16.240
for sure. Evangelical question's been real quiet

00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:18.980
recently. Yeah, they should be. He's, you know,

00:22:19.079 --> 00:22:21.759
wait, what is he? He's Hospital Jesus now or

00:22:21.759 --> 00:22:25.220
something? I don't know. That's so stupid. Speaking

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of drinking, head of Department of Defense, I'm

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sorry, War, and fraternity brother most likely

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to boot and rally, Pete Hegseth. I think he meant

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Pete Kegsbreth. Pete Kegsbreth. I love that.

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Meant to invoke holy scripture in discussing

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the rescue mission of an American fighter pilot.

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I just heard about this too. Stranded in Iran,

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which once again needs a reboot. But he actually

00:22:49.980 --> 00:22:53.299
quoted Quentin Tarantino. He led a prayer and

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said, the path. of the downed aviator is beset

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on all sides by the inequities of the selfish

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and tyranny of evil men blessed is he who in

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the name of the camaraderie and duty shepherds

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the lost through the valley of darkness for he

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is truly a brother's keeper and the finder of

00:23:11.140 --> 00:23:14.220
lost children and i will strike down upon thee

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with great vengeance and furious anger those

00:23:15.799 --> 00:23:17.980
who attempt to capture and destroy my brother

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and you'll know my call sign is sandy one when

00:23:22.079 --> 00:23:25.450
i lay my vengeance upon thee amen What an asshole.

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First of all, Keg's breath probably didn't even

00:23:29.410 --> 00:23:31.650
know he was quoting Samuel L. Jackson. Oh no,

00:23:31.710 --> 00:23:34.690
he had no idea. He had no clue. He was just looking

00:23:34.690 --> 00:23:38.569
up like, okay, fancy war quotes from the Bible

00:23:38.569 --> 00:23:42.970
and then Samuel L. from the Quentin Tarantino

00:23:42.970 --> 00:23:46.609
movie was just like, yeah, this will work. Surely

00:23:46.609 --> 00:23:49.609
I can say this in front of a bunch of Christians.

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Oh, for sure. Oh, there's no doubt. And last

00:23:52.920 --> 00:23:56.559
but certainly not least, Vice President JD Vance.

00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:59.880
America's number two certainly seems to number

00:23:59.880 --> 00:24:04.960
two out of his mouth quite often. In 2022, Vance

00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:07.680
said, I gotta be honest with you, I really don't

00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.880
care what happens to Ukraine one way or another.

00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:16.319
Classy! What? What? Oh JD being classy just as

00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:19.380
always. This dude is a classroom bully that never

00:24:19.380 --> 00:24:23.619
had his... Revenge. Someone that just socked

00:24:23.619 --> 00:24:26.079
him right in the mouth. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, for

00:24:26.079 --> 00:24:30.420
sure. And in front of President Zelensky of Ukraine,

00:24:30.680 --> 00:24:33.559
our little furniture fucker said, Have you said

00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:38.440
thank you once? What a dick. What a dick. What

00:24:38.440 --> 00:24:42.519
a loser. I mean, this dude is literally, I don't

00:24:42.519 --> 00:24:44.240
know how the fuck there are people saying like,

00:24:44.259 --> 00:24:48.019
Oh, yeah, JD is going to win 2028. Dude can't

00:24:48.019 --> 00:24:50.259
even win over the people that voted for Trump.

00:24:50.500 --> 00:24:52.859
There's no way. He's so unpopular. There's no

00:24:52.859 --> 00:24:55.339
way. He's a dipshit. He's such a fucking loser.

00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:58.819
He is a grade A dipshit. How the hell is he gonna

00:24:58.819 --> 00:25:02.799
win anything? That's just... That's crazy. Yeah.

00:25:03.380 --> 00:25:05.480
Man, we need a regime change in the United States

00:25:05.480 --> 00:25:09.579
of Mother Russia or what? Yeah, no kidding And

00:25:09.579 --> 00:25:11.480
it's time to send these idiots United States

00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:14.799
of Epstein more like yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh for sure

00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:17.519
But yeah, it's just it blew my mind and that's

00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:19.500
like I just kept hearing all these crazy quotes

00:25:19.500 --> 00:25:21.200
I'm like I can't believe this shit is coming

00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:23.099
out of people's mouths doesn't this happen as

00:25:23.099 --> 00:25:25.119
often as I think it yeah I'm like oh my god.

00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:28.319
Yeah, you literally could log on well not that

00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:30.710
anyone out there actually has an account Well,

00:25:30.710 --> 00:25:33.089
not anyone with functioning brain cells, but

00:25:33.089 --> 00:25:36.190
you could go on to Truth Social and just look

00:25:36.190 --> 00:25:40.369
through the posts of the president of the United

00:25:40.369 --> 00:25:44.630
States and make an entire show out of that. Like,

00:25:45.329 --> 00:25:50.329
the fucking onion SNL wouldn't do something that

00:25:50.329 --> 00:25:54.009
bold and insane because it's not believable,

00:25:54.009 --> 00:25:56.309
right? Right. And yet that's coming out of the

00:25:56.309 --> 00:25:59.950
president's fucking mouth. Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

00:25:59.950 --> 00:26:01.769
it's like the onion. What does the onion write

00:26:01.769 --> 00:26:04.069
about now? Right. Because it's like, okay, like

00:26:04.069 --> 00:26:05.730
what we're writing about is actual news now.

00:26:06.230 --> 00:26:08.890
It's gonna come full circle where the onion is

00:26:08.890 --> 00:26:11.309
gonna start posting things like, normal politician

00:26:11.309 --> 00:26:14.710
passes normal bill. Right, exactly. It's like,

00:26:14.730 --> 00:26:17.009
haha, onion, you're so silly. You're so silly.

00:26:17.230 --> 00:26:19.710
That's so funny. That would never happen. Right,

00:26:19.950 --> 00:26:23.910
exactly. So yeah, man, it's just, it's a sad

00:26:23.910 --> 00:26:28.059
state. It is a sad state of affairs, but I don't

00:26:28.059 --> 00:26:30.099
know. I'd like to say things will get better,

00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:34.059
but yeah, I don't know. I don't know. And I've

00:26:34.059 --> 00:26:37.119
heard reports that the AI bubble is expanding

00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:39.799
far enough it's starting to pop. Oh, yeah. I've

00:26:39.799 --> 00:26:42.299
heard other types of shit where it's like, a

00:26:42.299 --> 00:26:43.740
lot of people are predicting it's going to get

00:26:43.740 --> 00:26:46.519
worse before it gets better, but strap in if

00:26:46.519 --> 00:26:50.720
you can and we'll ride this thing. And if the

00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:54.380
wheels fall off, Wasn't our fault couldn't fault

00:26:54.380 --> 00:26:58.680
no and and people are already starting to To

00:26:58.680 --> 00:27:01.319
rebel a little bit against big corporate. Oh,

00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:03.400
yeah, and it's not been in the news that often

00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:05.220
but you can go on a reddit or YouTube and find

00:27:05.220 --> 00:27:07.819
it and people been like Setting fire to things

00:27:07.819 --> 00:27:10.299
in big warehouses on burning down warehouses

00:27:10.299 --> 00:27:12.940
and all that shit And is it a matter of time

00:27:12.940 --> 00:27:15.500
before they start like blowing up? all these

00:27:15.500 --> 00:27:17.539
AI tech buildings because they're just like,

00:27:17.539 --> 00:27:20.400
nope. Yeah. Had enough. Yeah. Somebody actually

00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:24.799
took a video. Not that there's much to look at

00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:27.500
in the video. It's like a big transformer on

00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:30.220
a side of a building, but literally just so you

00:27:30.220 --> 00:27:32.720
could listen to the noise emanating from the

00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:36.150
data center. It's so loud. Yeah. It's so loud

00:27:36.150 --> 00:27:38.490
and whoever was taking it says, yep, I just live

00:27:38.490 --> 00:27:41.450
up the road. And I love in the springtime to

00:27:41.450 --> 00:27:43.910
have my windows open. And he's like, now we have

00:27:43.910 --> 00:27:46.769
to keep them closed. Yeah. Yeah. They're polluting

00:27:46.769 --> 00:27:50.269
the soil. They're polluting the water. They're

00:27:50.269 --> 00:27:52.430
putting off heat pollution. Yes. They're putting

00:27:52.430 --> 00:27:55.390
off light pollution. Yeah. And they're not job

00:27:55.390 --> 00:27:59.150
creators. There's so many. And as much as I love

00:27:59.150 --> 00:28:02.369
unions and I am a union member myself, there's

00:28:02.369 --> 00:28:05.410
so many dumb fucking idiots in these unions that

00:28:05.410 --> 00:28:08.369
not only vote for these righties that are clearly

00:28:08.369 --> 00:28:13.710
anti -union, but they're for building these data

00:28:13.710 --> 00:28:15.990
centers because they provide temporary jobs.

00:28:16.650 --> 00:28:20.349
My man, it is fucking temporary. You're gonna

00:28:20.349 --> 00:28:22.470
build something for nine months and then you're

00:28:22.470 --> 00:28:25.130
out of a job again. Here's the thing, and this

00:28:25.130 --> 00:28:27.430
is where this is a problem, okay? And I know

00:28:27.430 --> 00:28:29.009
we're going off the highway here, but hey, we

00:28:29.009 --> 00:28:30.809
do that. If you listen to us, you know we do

00:28:30.809 --> 00:28:36.210
this. Anyway, the economy, while not great, is

00:28:36.210 --> 00:28:40.369
still in a growth mode, okay? Which is mind -blowing.

00:28:40.609 --> 00:28:44.609
So the US economy is technically still in a growth

00:28:44.609 --> 00:28:49.990
mode, by all metrics, and unemployment went up.

00:28:50.840 --> 00:28:53.700
Rarely, if ever, in the history of this country

00:28:53.700 --> 00:28:56.279
has that ever happened at the same time. Where

00:28:56.279 --> 00:28:58.920
the economy's growing and unemployment is growing

00:28:58.920 --> 00:29:02.579
at the same time. Because there's 10 tech companies

00:29:02.579 --> 00:29:05.940
giving money to each other, artificially inflating

00:29:05.940 --> 00:29:08.400
these stocks, when every working American knows

00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:12.160
what is happening is a recession. Yeah. And there

00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:16.039
are jobs that are no longer needed. Right. You

00:29:16.039 --> 00:29:19.039
know, so am I grateful for my new one? Yes. Do

00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:22.539
I think AI could do what I do in this particular

00:29:22.539 --> 00:29:27.140
position? I don't. So I'm grateful. Right. However,

00:29:27.740 --> 00:29:29.960
there are a lot of jobs out there, middle management

00:29:29.960 --> 00:29:34.539
jobs, even jobs people, union jobs, even they

00:29:34.539 --> 00:29:36.640
thought they were safe. They're not so safe anymore.

00:29:37.380 --> 00:29:42.059
Yeah. You know, you have more self -driving vehicles.

00:29:42.680 --> 00:29:44.299
At what point do you have all these self -driving

00:29:44.299 --> 00:29:47.750
trucks? They just go from A to B and just deliver

00:29:47.750 --> 00:29:51.150
shit. And you have these big warehouses where

00:29:51.150 --> 00:29:54.210
all the equipment is just automated. It's a problem.

00:29:54.349 --> 00:29:59.809
Yeah. It's a huge problem. So anyway, we're going

00:29:59.809 --> 00:30:01.809
to take a quick break and we'll be back at you

00:30:01.809 --> 00:30:09.619
with Carpe Diem. All right, we're back everybody

00:30:09.619 --> 00:30:12.579
with Carpe Diem. You find beautiful people send

00:30:12.579 --> 00:30:15.859
us DMs and we read them on the air. And if you

00:30:15.859 --> 00:30:18.359
got a question, we'll land. Well, I mean, well,

00:30:18.660 --> 00:30:22.539
well, well, we could. We could answer it. Many

00:30:22.539 --> 00:30:25.079
times we do. We're capable of doing so. We are.

00:30:25.140 --> 00:30:31.039
We are, really. It just takes a little influence.

00:30:31.400 --> 00:30:34.660
A little effort on the part of the asker. I think

00:30:34.660 --> 00:30:37.359
that's fair. i think that's fair so they might

00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:40.660
be like pretty please and we'll be like well

00:30:40.660 --> 00:30:44.839
i mean maybe and then they'll be like what if

00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:48.940
i have something for you we might respond with

00:30:48.940 --> 00:30:51.559
do tell it's called greasing the wheels exactly

00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:53.660
that's what you want to do so you might be like

00:30:53.660 --> 00:30:56.359
here's a dollar and that just gets us to listen

00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:59.640
to you exactly and like ten dollars all right

00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:03.359
now now you're in the ballpark It's about as

00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:06.099
much as a gallon of gas is these days. Right.

00:31:06.359 --> 00:31:09.200
So you got to grease a little more. And then

00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:12.019
we'll go, oh, I'm sorry. Did you have a question?

00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:14.819
Yeah. A couple of Benji's really got my ears

00:31:14.819 --> 00:31:16.980
turned on. It really did. That's crazy. It really

00:31:16.980 --> 00:31:22.440
did. Yeah. So for you fine people, yeah, we might

00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:25.240
have an answer for you. Damn right. And this

00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:28.539
week, I have a few here. My first one is from

00:31:28.539 --> 00:31:32.900
at Fluffernutter. And says, that is right. I

00:31:32.900 --> 00:31:35.440
said it. I like marshmallow on my peanut butter

00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:41.500
sandwich. You guys eat any weird shit? I mean,

00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:43.380
marshmallow on a peanut butter sandwich, like

00:31:43.380 --> 00:31:46.880
that marshmallow fluff spread, right? That kind

00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:50.119
of sounds baller as hell. Sure. That sounds righteous.

00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:52.940
Like if you were to put peanut butter on a s'more,

00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:56.039
I can totally see that, right? It's like same

00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:58.880
idea, same vibe. So I totally get that. I don't

00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:02.039
think that's that weird. I really don't think

00:32:02.039 --> 00:32:05.380
so. Now, based on the creation of Reese's Peanut

00:32:05.380 --> 00:32:08.559
Butter Cups, is it plausible that you can make

00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:11.319
a piece of toast and put peanut butter on it

00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:14.539
and drizzle Hershey's syrup on top of that? I

00:32:14.539 --> 00:32:17.819
can see that too. It's just like the poor man's

00:32:17.819 --> 00:32:20.220
Nutella, right? Kind of, sort of. I mean, it's

00:32:20.220 --> 00:32:22.740
more hazelnut, but still. Sure, sure. I get that.

00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:26.559
It's kind of the same -ish. Yeah. Remember when

00:32:26.559 --> 00:32:29.279
I was a when I was a wee lad and I needed my

00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:33.359
my sugar fix. Yeah, you can melt Chocolate chips

00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:35.859
into peanut butter and then spread the chocolate

00:32:35.859 --> 00:32:38.339
peanut butter onto toast. So it's the same idea

00:32:38.339 --> 00:32:40.859
Yeah, but instead of like the that that corn

00:32:40.859 --> 00:32:43.500
syrup Hershey's it's just like chocolate chips

00:32:43.500 --> 00:32:47.819
and peanut butter So I totally get that as far

00:32:47.819 --> 00:32:50.380
as weird company I don't think marshmallow and

00:32:50.380 --> 00:32:52.920
peanut butter is that weird? Honestly, I don't

00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:55.619
I don't think that's that far -fetched Do I eat

00:32:55.619 --> 00:32:59.480
any weird things? There are a couple pizzas I

00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:03.200
like, I've tried, where it's like pizza crust,

00:33:03.420 --> 00:33:05.400
and it's red sauce, and it's cheese, and that's

00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:09.279
all normal. But then on the top, you do like

00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:14.680
caramelized onions, Brussels sprouts, and balsamic

00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:18.519
vinegar reduction. And to anyone that's not a

00:33:18.519 --> 00:33:21.180
fan of Brussels sprouts or balsamic, that could

00:33:21.180 --> 00:33:23.940
sound gross, but I'm here to tell you, it tastes

00:33:23.940 --> 00:33:28.549
amazing. It is remarkable. In my adult life,

00:33:28.589 --> 00:33:31.490
I have fully come around to enjoying Brussels

00:33:31.490 --> 00:33:34.250
sprouts and balsamic and things of that nature.

00:33:34.750 --> 00:33:38.009
And it's damn good. It's damn good. And I've

00:33:38.009 --> 00:33:41.650
even come around to maybe to a degree enjoying

00:33:41.650 --> 00:33:44.769
pizzas with white sauce more than red sauce.

00:33:45.250 --> 00:33:48.829
Whether it's a queso or an alfredo, especially

00:33:48.829 --> 00:33:51.549
like pizzas where it's like the crust, alfredo

00:33:51.549 --> 00:33:54.769
sauce, cheese. grilled chicken, barbecue on the

00:33:54.769 --> 00:33:56.930
top. Spinach, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, that's good

00:33:56.930 --> 00:33:59.509
stuff. It's baller. Yeah, I agree. And it's not

00:33:59.509 --> 00:34:01.670
mainstream for some reason. I'm like, this could

00:34:01.670 --> 00:34:04.470
be better than pizza that people regularly eat.

00:34:04.490 --> 00:34:07.170
Like regular pizza. Yeah, I agree with that.

00:34:07.470 --> 00:34:10.949
I don't have too many odd things other than the

00:34:10.949 --> 00:34:13.929
fact that, like, before you go shopping and things

00:34:13.929 --> 00:34:16.150
are a little scarce in the fridge and you play

00:34:16.150 --> 00:34:18.369
your home edition of Chopped, you just start

00:34:18.369 --> 00:34:19.590
throwing a bunch of shit together and you're

00:34:19.590 --> 00:34:21.920
like, wow, that wasn't half bad. Like, I couldn't

00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:23.699
remember anything off the top of my head, but

00:34:23.699 --> 00:34:25.500
it's just, like, throwing shit together and just

00:34:25.500 --> 00:34:28.480
seeing what sticks. Jeff Daniels, actor Jeff

00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:33.380
Daniels, was on Colbert. And Colbert asked him

00:34:33.380 --> 00:34:36.420
what his favorite sandwich was. And it's a sandwich

00:34:36.420 --> 00:34:38.920
of his own creation, where Jeff Daniels says

00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:42.820
he takes a pita, piece of pita bread, open faced,

00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:46.440
and half of the pita bread is a thick layer of

00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:49.119
creamy peanut butter. Okay. On top of the creamy

00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:52.619
peanut butter, he crunches up, ruffles cheddar

00:34:52.619 --> 00:34:55.039
and sour cream chips and puts it on the peanut

00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:59.199
butter. Really? Then, he takes his favorite barbecue

00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:02.639
sauce and drizzles it on top of the potato chips.

00:35:03.079 --> 00:35:05.619
Folds it and eats it. That's wild. And I have

00:35:05.619 --> 00:35:10.199
seen influencers try it based on that and they

00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:15.170
all go, I don't know why this works. But it does.

00:35:15.510 --> 00:35:19.590
That's crazy. And I understand, like I've had

00:35:19.590 --> 00:35:23.090
like Thai peanut noodles where peanut butter

00:35:23.090 --> 00:35:26.449
-esque flavors are savory instead of sweet like

00:35:26.449 --> 00:35:30.969
we're typically used to. So I get it. But then

00:35:30.969 --> 00:35:34.929
with peanut, you are including things like onion

00:35:34.929 --> 00:35:39.429
and sour cream and barbecue. And that's something...

00:35:39.429 --> 00:35:41.489
It's something I haven't tried. So I'm not sure

00:35:41.489 --> 00:35:45.360
how well I could... comment on it, but in theory,

00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:50.400
I can't picture it. No, I can't. But apparently

00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:52.340
people say it works, so we may have to try it

00:35:52.340 --> 00:35:55.179
someday. Could be an idea. May have to try it

00:35:55.179 --> 00:35:58.199
someday. Maybe right on this very show, we might

00:35:58.199 --> 00:36:00.159
have to do it. Who's to say? The Jeff Daniels

00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:03.420
challenge. Yeah, Jeff Daniels. All right, next

00:36:03.420 --> 00:36:08.199
one, MrAtheist123, someone explain Easter to

00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:11.219
me. Okay, Christmas is just happy birthday, I

00:36:11.219 --> 00:36:14.550
get that. Days worshipping saints, weird, but

00:36:14.550 --> 00:36:18.050
I get it. But a guy gets murdered in public for

00:36:18.050 --> 00:36:20.829
being a good dude and only a hooker friend shows

00:36:20.829 --> 00:36:23.949
up for him. Then they chuck his ass in a cave

00:36:23.949 --> 00:36:26.230
and poof three days later he checks out of the

00:36:26.230 --> 00:36:30.110
Rockington Inn. And to celebrate his disappearing

00:36:30.110 --> 00:36:32.570
act they paint eggs laid by a chicken but delivered

00:36:32.570 --> 00:36:35.230
by a human -sized rabbit and a basket filled

00:36:35.230 --> 00:36:41.250
with fake grass. Help. You know? Not only did

00:36:41.250 --> 00:36:44.349
you spell it out, you've answered your own question.

00:36:44.610 --> 00:36:46.789
I think so. You've answered your own question.

00:36:46.849 --> 00:36:49.289
It was never meant to be sensical. And I'm sure

00:36:49.289 --> 00:36:53.110
there's, there's ultra righty Christian evangelicals

00:36:53.110 --> 00:36:55.050
out there like, well, it's not what it was meant

00:36:55.050 --> 00:36:57.769
to be. It's, it's, it's Jesus's second coming.

00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:04.280
I know your whole fairy tale book and your little

00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:07.300
cult book club is very important to you. And

00:37:07.300 --> 00:37:09.420
as long as you keep it out of my life and the

00:37:09.420 --> 00:37:11.840
lives of our children of the nation, I don't

00:37:11.840 --> 00:37:14.420
care what you do. Yeah. But the thing is, you

00:37:14.420 --> 00:37:17.219
don't do those two things. Right. You never do

00:37:17.219 --> 00:37:21.139
those two things. So what I have to say to those

00:37:21.139 --> 00:37:26.079
individuals is when you get people like Mr. Atheist123

00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:30.449
asking questions, I think it's fair. I think

00:37:30.449 --> 00:37:33.530
it's fair. It's it's fucking nonsensical. It's

00:37:33.530 --> 00:37:36.989
sci -fi It's it's sci -fi. It's historical fiction

00:37:36.989 --> 00:37:38.869
if you want to look at it that way Yeah, but

00:37:38.869 --> 00:37:40.929
it's it's a fucking sci -fi book where people

00:37:40.929 --> 00:37:44.250
get reincarnated or or come back to life. Yeah.

00:37:44.449 --> 00:37:46.969
Oh, yeah, that's it It's it's a book and then

00:37:46.969 --> 00:37:50.070
we make these crazy celebrations about it of

00:37:50.070 --> 00:37:53.849
big bunnies laying eggs For children that have

00:37:53.849 --> 00:37:57.289
chocolate in the middle. Exactly. Exactly. I

00:37:57.289 --> 00:37:59.880
don't know if it was ever meant to be sensical.

00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:04.239
It isn't. It isn't at all. It's pretty crazy,

00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:08.619
actually. No, wait, wait. He pretty much has

00:38:08.619 --> 00:38:11.760
his pulse on it, though. Yeah. Paid enough attention

00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:14.800
to have kind of answered his own question. Yeah.

00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:20.579
He really did. Next one, Zarbem Smith. I know.

00:38:21.059 --> 00:38:24.449
Write weird name. It was some family name on

00:38:24.449 --> 00:38:27.630
my mom's side. Thank God my friends just call

00:38:27.630 --> 00:38:31.030
me Zee. What is the craziest names you've ever

00:38:31.030 --> 00:38:34.210
heard of? Zarbem is kind of baller. I kind of

00:38:34.210 --> 00:38:38.590
like it. My man Zarbby. Like if I were you, I

00:38:38.590 --> 00:38:44.429
would get a flying carpet and a turban and just

00:38:44.429 --> 00:38:46.969
pull some Aladdin shit and just fly around and

00:38:46.969 --> 00:38:50.150
be like, yeah, I'm Zarbem. I am Zarbem Smith.

00:38:50.409 --> 00:38:53.750
Obey me. Obey. He's like, okay, Zarbam. No, I

00:38:53.750 --> 00:38:57.230
hear you, bro. Do you hear his name? I'm Zarbam.

00:38:57.489 --> 00:39:02.570
I've heard of baby names like Xenon. Like X -E

00:39:02.570 --> 00:39:05.769
-N -O -N. Oh, like the noble gas or element,

00:39:05.829 --> 00:39:09.269
whatever. The element. That's cool as shit. Like

00:39:09.269 --> 00:39:13.269
atypical names, I always find very neat. And

00:39:13.269 --> 00:39:16.409
it's not like those real cracker ones where it's

00:39:16.409 --> 00:39:20.849
like Ashley, but spelled with an L -E -I -G -H.

00:39:21.099 --> 00:39:24.900
Oh, right. That's dumb. Ashley. Ashley, that's

00:39:24.900 --> 00:39:27.440
dumb. I don't like that. And any parent that

00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:29.739
names their kid that probably loves their AR

00:39:29.739 --> 00:39:34.360
-15 more than their child. So, I like names like

00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:38.119
Zarbem, or Zenon, or like Xavier. It's just like...

00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:40.340
It's different. It feels powerful. It does feel

00:39:40.340 --> 00:39:42.099
different. You know, it's like so cool. Like,

00:39:42.099 --> 00:39:44.739
I am Xavier. Yeah. It's like, you're damn right

00:39:44.739 --> 00:39:49.179
you are. Heck yeah. Own that. I'm Zarbem. Zarbem

00:39:49.179 --> 00:39:54.030
Smith. I dig that. Zarbem Smith of Valparaiso.

00:39:54.590 --> 00:39:57.670
I like it. I think own it. I mean, yeah, if your

00:39:57.670 --> 00:39:59.429
friends call you Z and you like that, that's

00:39:59.429 --> 00:40:03.530
great. I would recommend to you own Zarbem because

00:40:03.530 --> 00:40:07.130
at least you're not Ashley. Yeah, there was there's

00:40:07.130 --> 00:40:10.010
a woman out there somewhere in this universe

00:40:10.010 --> 00:40:13.650
was born in the very early 90s. And I know this

00:40:13.650 --> 00:40:15.929
because a nurse working in the paternity ward

00:40:15.929 --> 00:40:19.190
told me this story, the Outbreaking HIPAA. So.

00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:22.199
Gotta say that. Yeah, exactly. In hypotheticals.

00:40:22.260 --> 00:40:26.420
In hypothetical. And so, apparently, the woman

00:40:26.420 --> 00:40:30.039
giving birth did not make it into the birthing

00:40:30.039 --> 00:40:32.800
room. She was in the bathroom. I have to go to

00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:35.019
the bathroom. She's in the bathroom. This baby's

00:40:35.019 --> 00:40:37.340
coming. Oh, you have told me this story. That's

00:40:37.340 --> 00:40:42.400
right. Oh, no. The last name is Jackson. The

00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:48.789
first name is Toiletta. Jesus Christ. Born on

00:40:48.789 --> 00:40:50.750
the crapper. Thank God your name wasn't Crapper.

00:40:51.309 --> 00:40:54.449
Toiletta Jackson. Toiletta. Zarbam, you can take

00:40:54.449 --> 00:40:56.550
that to the heart. You're not Toiletta. You're

00:40:56.550 --> 00:40:59.289
not Toiletta, my guy. I mean, you've got to go

00:40:59.289 --> 00:41:03.429
by like, Letty, right? God, I hope so. Or Toy.

00:41:03.849 --> 00:41:06.570
Toy. Because I've heard girls called Toy. Yeah.

00:41:06.909 --> 00:41:10.650
Toy or Letty, you can't go by like full legal

00:41:10.650 --> 00:41:14.130
name, Toiletta Jackson. I'm sorry, that sounds

00:41:14.130 --> 00:41:18.670
like a created character I made in WWE 13, man.

00:41:19.590 --> 00:41:27.150
I'm sorry. Make some tags for GamerKid Tim. Oh,

00:41:27.190 --> 00:41:30.570
that's bad. Jesus. Yeah, I agree. My last one

00:41:30.570 --> 00:41:35.239
is from at stonerstanley420. Where you go, Momo

00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:38.519
and Alan? I look for show and no show happens.

00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:42.940
Did you make a mistake or some kind of mistake?

00:41:45.500 --> 00:41:50.019
Are you lost? I know a guy love you. Love you

00:41:50.019 --> 00:41:55.320
too, Stan. Yeah, we made a mistake and some kind

00:41:55.320 --> 00:42:00.599
of mistake as well. The mistake was working.

00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:03.960
at a company that doesn't give enough sick days

00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:07.059
where people show up to work sick and then get

00:42:07.059 --> 00:42:11.659
one of the co -hosts of the Mo Show sick. So

00:42:11.659 --> 00:42:14.400
yes, a mistake was made. And some kind of mistake

00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:18.739
was made. So we're not lost. I'm glad you know

00:42:18.739 --> 00:42:22.780
a guy. But unnecessary, thank you. Yeah. Much

00:42:22.780 --> 00:42:25.900
appreciated, though. Yeah, big ups, dawg. What

00:42:25.900 --> 00:42:28.960
do you have for yours? I got a DM here from a

00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:33.239
man named Charles Bucket. Oh, okay. He's saying,

00:42:33.519 --> 00:42:36.340
have you noticed food quality going downhill

00:42:36.340 --> 00:42:39.960
over the last 10 years? What's going on? Yes,

00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:45.099
100%. No question. And I don't know if we've

00:42:45.099 --> 00:42:48.480
done a show. It's an idea. I don't know if we've

00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:53.940
done a show fully on the enshitification of every

00:42:53.940 --> 00:42:56.860
consumer good over the last decade, but it's

00:42:56.860 --> 00:43:01.719
real. It's very real. It's quantifiably fucked.

00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:04.840
Yeah, quality and quantity. Yeah. Both. Yeah.

00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:07.599
Everything's getting smaller and more expensive

00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:12.300
and tastes worse. It's fun -sized. Yeah. Fun

00:43:12.300 --> 00:43:16.699
-sized, except on your wallet. Yeah. I 100 %

00:43:16.699 --> 00:43:19.610
get that. And that's why I've become such, I

00:43:19.610 --> 00:43:21.730
don't want to say advocate because I'm not paid

00:43:21.730 --> 00:43:25.150
to be an advocate, but I've become a recommender

00:43:25.150 --> 00:43:29.210
of stores like Aldi or Trader Joe's where you

00:43:29.210 --> 00:43:31.769
can just walk in and you get what you need and

00:43:31.769 --> 00:43:34.869
you leave and there's no major brands there that

00:43:34.869 --> 00:43:38.570
you're being upcharged for. You're not walking

00:43:38.570 --> 00:43:43.150
around a 150 ,000 square foot warehouse of a

00:43:43.150 --> 00:43:46.670
store. True. I mean, you've got like five aisles.

00:43:46.809 --> 00:43:51.650
Aldi is comprised of like five aisles, max. And

00:43:51.650 --> 00:43:53.650
everything you need is in those five aisles.

00:43:54.030 --> 00:43:57.409
Pretty much. Yeah, I would agree. I just don't

00:43:57.409 --> 00:44:01.309
understand why anyone chooses to shop at places

00:44:01.309 --> 00:44:05.510
like Target or Walmart because it's just, it's

00:44:05.510 --> 00:44:08.610
foul. It's foul. You're being charged $7 for

00:44:08.610 --> 00:44:11.760
a fucking box of cereal these days, man. It's

00:44:11.760 --> 00:44:15.920
dumb. It's dumb. It's dumb. I can walk into Aldi

00:44:15.920 --> 00:44:18.639
and buy a box of that same fucking cereal with

00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:20.980
a generic brain label on it for two and a half

00:44:20.980 --> 00:44:24.920
dollars. Yeah? Yeah, I won't do it. Like, I'll

00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:28.639
go down to Isles and it's funny because there's

00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:31.699
a local store that I go to that's my store, it's

00:44:31.699 --> 00:44:35.019
closest to my home, and across the road is an

00:44:35.019 --> 00:44:37.699
Aldi's. But I usually go into my other store,

00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:39.420
and when I go in there, they're like, oh, three

00:44:39.420 --> 00:44:41.599
-day sale, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, oh,

00:44:41.639 --> 00:44:43.159
yeah, they usually have some good sales. Now,

00:44:43.579 --> 00:44:46.179
this may be a little bit off -topic, but there

00:44:46.179 --> 00:44:50.019
are a lot of people that live alone. Sure, okay?

00:44:50.460 --> 00:44:52.960
They might be senior citizens, they might just

00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:54.900
be people that are divorced, whatever the case

00:44:54.900 --> 00:44:56.260
might be, but there's people that live alone.

00:44:57.460 --> 00:45:02.400
Your deals suck. Your deals are for families,

00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:05.789
okay? I'm not going to go in and get a great

00:45:05.789 --> 00:45:08.530
price on soda if I buy fucking five of them.

00:45:08.789 --> 00:45:11.110
Right. Where am I going to put them? Why do I

00:45:11.110 --> 00:45:14.190
want to stack up five in my place? You know,

00:45:14.409 --> 00:45:16.630
why do I need, oh, you get these great deals

00:45:16.630 --> 00:45:18.889
to mix and match for five and all this stuff.

00:45:19.309 --> 00:45:21.269
But I don't want the other four things. I just

00:45:21.269 --> 00:45:23.250
want the one thing. What the fuck am I going

00:45:23.250 --> 00:45:25.230
to do with five cases? So now I got to buy five

00:45:25.230 --> 00:45:27.989
boxes of Cheez -Its? Right. Where am I keeping

00:45:27.989 --> 00:45:32.639
them? So grocery store people. Let me just throw

00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:35.280
one thing out there at you. Have deals that make

00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:38.199
sense for people that live alone. It's anti -consumer.

00:45:38.539 --> 00:45:40.360
It's anti -consumer. It's totally anti -consumer.

00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:44.320
In, not only the, in shitification, but the shrinkflation

00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:49.219
and, and the quote unquote deal pricing is, oh,

00:45:49.219 --> 00:45:51.219
well you have to stock up in order to get the

00:45:51.219 --> 00:45:53.719
deal. It's like, where am I going to put five

00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:56.559
cases of soda? Where, where am I going to put,

00:45:56.780 --> 00:45:59.639
why do I need six boxes of chicken and a biscuit

00:45:59.639 --> 00:46:02.880
crackers? You don't. Let me get one for the deal

00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:05.340
price. Right. You're sitting there and your freeze

00:46:05.340 --> 00:46:07.500
is filled with frozen pizzas because you tried

00:46:07.500 --> 00:46:09.360
to get the damn deal. It's like, what are you

00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:11.780
doing? Walmart's a fucking trillion dollar company.

00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:15.900
Yeah. Why are we still price gouging? Yeah. If

00:46:15.900 --> 00:46:18.460
your pizza's $3 .29, have a pizza be $3 .29.

00:46:18.460 --> 00:46:22.699
Right. I will buy it. Right. Yeah, that's very

00:46:22.699 --> 00:46:26.750
real. It's a real thing, and I'm irritated. And

00:46:26.750 --> 00:46:28.550
I mentioned it to a manager last week. I'm like,

00:46:28.550 --> 00:46:31.429
hey, how come your sales suck for single people?

00:46:31.929 --> 00:46:34.150
Oh, what do you mean by that? I'm like, so I

00:46:34.150 --> 00:46:36.250
explained exactly what I just explained. I'm

00:46:36.250 --> 00:46:38.769
like, OK, I have a one -bedroom apartment. Where

00:46:38.769 --> 00:46:41.190
am I keeping five cases of soda? Where am I keeping

00:46:41.190 --> 00:46:44.389
five boxes of Cheez -Its? Right. I'm like, have

00:46:44.389 --> 00:46:47.969
a good sale. Have a sale on something. Right.

00:46:48.329 --> 00:46:51.989
An item. An item. I come in, buy an item, and

00:46:51.989 --> 00:46:54.269
leave with it. Right. I'm a single person. I

00:46:54.269 --> 00:46:57.190
want a box of cereal. Right. I don't want five

00:46:57.190 --> 00:46:59.730
of them. Yeah. By the time I get to the second

00:46:59.730 --> 00:47:01.190
one, the third, fourth, fifth, they're already

00:47:01.190 --> 00:47:04.250
going stale. Why am I doing this? It's already

00:47:04.250 --> 00:47:05.949
bad enough with the fruits and vegetables that

00:47:05.949 --> 00:47:09.570
you get. Right. Or bread. That's a big scam because

00:47:09.570 --> 00:47:11.489
you go and you buy the bread from the store and

00:47:11.489 --> 00:47:13.090
you bring it home and two days later they start

00:47:13.090 --> 00:47:14.829
getting green spots on. Well, you're like, what

00:47:14.829 --> 00:47:17.530
the F is going on? Right. Right. It's a scam.

00:47:18.110 --> 00:47:21.650
Yeah, that it is. I got another DM here from

00:47:21.650 --> 00:47:24.789
Evil Genie checking in again. What's up, Evil

00:47:24.789 --> 00:47:29.610
Genie? Quote. For the entertainment of the disturbed

00:47:29.610 --> 00:47:34.610
elite, they offer you $2 ,000 to bathe in goat's

00:47:34.610 --> 00:47:38.230
milk in front of a live audience. Do you take

00:47:38.230 --> 00:47:42.030
the part? Bathe in goat's milk. What am I getting

00:47:42.030 --> 00:47:44.750
paid for? Two grand. To bathe in goat's milk.

00:47:44.989 --> 00:47:48.110
In front of a live audience. One time. One time.

00:47:48.429 --> 00:47:52.329
That's what I gleaned from this message. I'll

00:47:52.329 --> 00:47:56.170
do it. I'll do it. Yeah, I mean, especially for

00:47:56.170 --> 00:47:59.150
an untrained actor to get a part paying two grand

00:47:59.150 --> 00:48:02.869
for what? How long do I bathe or shower for?

00:48:03.030 --> 00:48:04.969
10, 15 minutes? Can't be that long. Yeah, it

00:48:04.969 --> 00:48:07.349
would be less than that even, probably. The question

00:48:07.349 --> 00:48:10.489
is, do they want me to use soap and get in crevasses

00:48:10.489 --> 00:48:12.829
in the goat's milk? That's fair. Well, goat's

00:48:12.829 --> 00:48:15.130
milk's already getting in places. Yeah. So it's

00:48:15.130 --> 00:48:18.059
like... How much of the part do I have to play?

00:48:18.280 --> 00:48:20.920
I'm I I'm with you I think I'll take the money

00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:23.340
because it's it's an afternoon and then I'll

00:48:23.340 --> 00:48:26.159
get out of the goat's milk and go home and actually

00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:32.699
shower but like I I I have shame as a human being

00:48:32.699 --> 00:48:36.559
I have Self -awareness, but at the same time

00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:40.900
$2 ,000 for less than half of an hour of uncomfort

00:48:40.900 --> 00:48:43.480
Mm -hmm, dude. I'll take it. I don't care where

00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:46.079
the goat's milk goes. Oh, yeah It almost begs

00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:49.460
the question Not to give evil genie any ideas,

00:48:49.940 --> 00:48:51.960
but it's like would you take a goat's milk enema

00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:55.579
for $2 ,000? Yeah, even then I'd be like well

00:48:55.579 --> 00:48:59.179
sure Sure sure because an enema is even shorter

00:48:59.179 --> 00:49:01.659
than a full bath right true Yeah, it just goes

00:49:01.659 --> 00:49:04.460
in and what you do you shit it back out? Maybe

00:49:04.460 --> 00:49:06.500
pretty much actually don't know how enemas work,

00:49:06.500 --> 00:49:08.539
but that sounds right it comes back out But you're

00:49:08.539 --> 00:49:10.179
not shitting it. It just comes on its own whether

00:49:10.179 --> 00:49:14.099
you want it to or not Goats milk at his surprise.

00:49:14.539 --> 00:49:18.099
I'll take two grand Yeah, I would take the two

00:49:18.099 --> 00:49:21.260
grand for sure the chances of me knowing personally

00:49:21.260 --> 00:49:24.460
knowing anybody in that live audience I've slated

00:49:24.460 --> 00:49:27.659
slim to none right and then like is it being

00:49:27.659 --> 00:49:30.739
filmed? I guess would be my next question Right

00:49:30.739 --> 00:49:32.500
where they're like I look at that guy bathing

00:49:32.500 --> 00:49:36.719
in goat's milk, right? But then again, I I haven't

00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:39.440
signed any contracts. I still have the rights

00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:44.619
to my own Name image and likeness exactly so

00:49:44.619 --> 00:49:47.260
I think I'll take it I would do and to be fair

00:49:47.260 --> 00:49:51.340
It could be any milk because I am the goat. Oh

00:49:51.340 --> 00:49:54.320
So immediately when I step in it's already the

00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:59.320
goats milk possessive the goats I like that.

00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:03.239
I like that Last DM I got here is from our old

00:50:03.239 --> 00:50:06.920
boy. Crippy grew Crip asking would you rather

00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:11.599
be able to speak every language? or be able to

00:50:11.599 --> 00:50:19.019
speak to animals? That's a good question. I like

00:50:19.019 --> 00:50:24.309
the application. of being able to speak every

00:50:24.309 --> 00:50:27.969
language, because that is so remarkably useful.

00:50:28.090 --> 00:50:32.989
It makes world travel a breeze. It makes getting

00:50:32.989 --> 00:50:35.969
a job kind of anywhere a breeze. You could fucking

00:50:35.969 --> 00:50:38.469
sign up for the CIA and just be like, hey, I

00:50:38.469 --> 00:50:40.909
speak every language. It's like, oh, here's 200

00:50:40.909 --> 00:50:43.449
grand a year. Okay, cool. But being able to sit

00:50:43.449 --> 00:50:45.269
in a room. Yeah, sit in a room for $200 ,000

00:50:45.269 --> 00:50:47.710
and listen to phone calls. Right, right. But

00:50:47.710 --> 00:50:51.730
then, like, there's something whimsical and ethereal

00:50:51.730 --> 00:50:55.829
about being able to talk to animals, right? It's

00:50:55.829 --> 00:50:58.210
like, what's my dog really thinking? Does he

00:50:58.210 --> 00:51:01.150
just look at me and be like, huh, big man, please

00:51:01.150 --> 00:51:03.809
give me pets? Or is there something deeper going

00:51:03.809 --> 00:51:06.449
on? Right. Of like, hmm, yes, I would like to

00:51:06.449 --> 00:51:08.619
play with the toy, but... Maybe I'm thinking

00:51:08.619 --> 00:51:11.199
about food. Maybe I'd like to go outside and

00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:13.880
pee on a tree real fast. I have to take a massive

00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:17.039
shit. Why is he ignoring me? Yeah, right. Please

00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:18.599
let me out the door. I've looked at the door

00:51:18.599 --> 00:51:20.579
three times now. He doesn't know what I'm thinking.

00:51:21.300 --> 00:51:23.599
I'm about to deposit this on the kitchen floor.

00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:29.159
It'd be great if he let me out. So it's the...

00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:33.800
To me, this question is practicality versus whimsy.

00:51:34.340 --> 00:51:37.340
Yeah, that's a good way to put it. In a way.

00:51:37.659 --> 00:51:42.699
Which way are you leaning? I'm leaning being

00:51:42.699 --> 00:51:45.960
able to speak all languages to people. Primarily

00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:48.599
because I started this new job and I have a room

00:51:48.599 --> 00:51:51.840
full of receptionists and they're all bilingual.

00:51:52.659 --> 00:51:58.400
And we probably get 33 % callers that are Spanish

00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:02.940
speaking. Sure. And so they had asked me if I

00:52:02.940 --> 00:52:05.500
spoke Spanish. And I said poquito. You know,

00:52:05.500 --> 00:52:09.699
just very little. Yeah. And she's like, oh, and

00:52:09.699 --> 00:52:12.159
I said like one other word, like your pronunciation

00:52:12.159 --> 00:52:15.099
is very good. I'm like, oh, I can speak it like

00:52:15.099 --> 00:52:18.639
when I can speak. Sure. Sure. I said eight years

00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:21.460
of it. I remember almost none of it. It's just

00:52:21.460 --> 00:52:24.840
our American education system. Yes. Because you

00:52:24.840 --> 00:52:28.320
use it or lose it. And I lost it. So what I love

00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:31.360
that ability, like for them to be having a conversation

00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:34.019
and for me to be able to understand it, I'd love

00:52:34.019 --> 00:52:39.500
it. Yeah, like I. I'm with you. I love the idea

00:52:39.500 --> 00:52:42.519
of the whimsy and the ethereal nature of being

00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:44.400
able to talk to animals. But there's something

00:52:44.400 --> 00:52:47.639
so practical about being able to speak to any

00:52:47.639 --> 00:52:51.460
human being in their mother tongue. And the amount

00:52:51.460 --> 00:52:55.480
of respect and appreciation that comes with doing

00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:59.780
something like that is massive. And the amount

00:52:59.780 --> 00:53:03.599
of months I've spent on Duolingo learning the

00:53:03.599 --> 00:53:08.369
basics of Spanish. It's it's it's very different

00:53:08.369 --> 00:53:13.329
like having the ability to to Like do base level

00:53:13.329 --> 00:53:16.670
things like where's the bathroom? How do I pay

00:53:16.670 --> 00:53:19.409
my tab? Can I get a reservation for a table?

00:53:19.550 --> 00:53:21.909
versus like being able to have a conversation

00:53:21.909 --> 00:53:25.610
and be like What do you think about the world?

00:53:25.630 --> 00:53:27.710
Well, what are your what are your core values

00:53:27.710 --> 00:53:30.570
and your morals, right? It's so different and

00:53:30.570 --> 00:53:32.389
I would love the ability to do that. So I'm with

00:53:32.389 --> 00:53:36.519
you I think speaking human language is so much

00:53:36.519 --> 00:53:39.619
more applicable in daily life. Yeah, because

00:53:39.619 --> 00:53:42.940
I thought once about, it was a long time ago,

00:53:43.179 --> 00:53:45.179
and all the kids were smaller, including Aidan.

00:53:45.699 --> 00:53:47.780
And we went over to this one family, and all

00:53:47.780 --> 00:53:50.300
the kids were homeschooled. And so we went and

00:53:50.300 --> 00:53:52.239
hung out with this homeschool family. This family

00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:55.159
was Syrian. The dad was Syrian, and I think the

00:53:55.159 --> 00:54:00.380
mom was Caucasian. And so we went over there

00:54:00.380 --> 00:54:03.619
and we're hanging out, whatever. And then a bunch

00:54:03.619 --> 00:54:07.159
of his buddies came over for the call to prayer,

00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:11.480
whatever that is, at sunset. And once that happened

00:54:11.480 --> 00:54:13.119
and they were sitting in the living room, and

00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:15.039
I'm sitting there too, all they did was speak

00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:17.800
Arabic. That's all they did. I could not understand

00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:20.300
a word. Right. So two things. Like, number one,

00:54:20.420 --> 00:54:21.920
I'm like, God, I wish I understood what the hell

00:54:21.920 --> 00:54:23.579
they were saying. Like, they could have been

00:54:23.579 --> 00:54:25.920
like, I'm gonna kill all the whitey's, I see.

00:54:25.980 --> 00:54:27.860
I mean, they literally could have been saying

00:54:27.860 --> 00:54:30.280
that. But in the same sense, they could have

00:54:30.280 --> 00:54:33.179
just been saying, you know, that one tabbouleh

00:54:33.179 --> 00:54:36.960
recipe was really fantastic. Marco, could you

00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:39.940
get that to me via email? Oh, yes, I would love

00:54:39.940 --> 00:54:41.760
that. I thought your rice dish last night needed

00:54:41.760 --> 00:54:44.539
a little more cumin in there. A little more cumin.

00:54:44.960 --> 00:54:46.300
You know, and that could have very well been

00:54:46.300 --> 00:54:48.659
the conversation. But it also could have been,

00:54:48.679 --> 00:54:52.239
I'm OK, otherwise. I see. Either way, I'm sitting

00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:54.719
there. That's that George W propaganda getting

00:54:54.719 --> 00:54:57.420
through your brain. That's what that is. It's

00:54:57.420 --> 00:55:00.800
very unlikely that's what they were saying. But

00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:05.179
plausible. Plausible. I was sitting there. I

00:55:05.179 --> 00:55:07.900
felt so fucking uncomfortable. And I'm like,

00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:11.000
man, I don't speak that shit. And if I spoke

00:55:11.000 --> 00:55:13.860
a language and someone didn't understand me,

00:55:14.300 --> 00:55:16.159
I would not sit there and speak it in front of

00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:20.079
them. I would consider that rude. I understand

00:55:20.079 --> 00:55:22.139
that. You know, and hey, if I want to greet my

00:55:22.139 --> 00:55:23.679
people that way or we want to do our call of

00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:26.019
prayer that way, totally fine. I understood that.

00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:28.980
But after they knelt on their little rug and

00:55:28.980 --> 00:55:33.019
they called prayer and whatever they do. And

00:55:33.019 --> 00:55:34.880
they kind of did all that cool. All right, that's

00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:37.079
your thing. But then afterwards, it should have

00:55:37.079 --> 00:55:39.820
been just like, hey, Mark, this is Bob and Frank.

00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:41.800
Hey, guys, what's going on? We could have just

00:55:41.800 --> 00:55:43.679
like been able to have like a conversation. When

00:55:43.679 --> 00:55:47.269
you have guests over. you make accommodations

00:55:47.269 --> 00:55:50.449
for what you have the guest over for. Right.

00:55:50.929 --> 00:55:53.969
Conversation. Right. Food. I mean, the things

00:55:53.969 --> 00:55:57.190
that people, human beings, enjoy doing together.

00:55:57.289 --> 00:56:00.550
Oh, yeah. And to exclude someone you invited

00:56:00.550 --> 00:56:05.829
over is rude. Oh, for sure. Because it is exclusive.

00:56:06.269 --> 00:56:09.030
Yeah. It's completely rude. And that night was

00:56:09.030 --> 00:56:10.789
already weird anyway, because I just didn't know

00:56:10.789 --> 00:56:13.190
what to feel about it, because I just wasn't...

00:56:12.780 --> 00:56:15.539
I was tight with most other families we did homeschool

00:56:15.539 --> 00:56:17.380
stuff with, except for that one. I just wasn't

00:56:17.380 --> 00:56:19.119
very close with them, so I really didn't know

00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:21.380
them. But the guy's like, oh, I hear you're a

00:56:21.380 --> 00:56:23.360
computer guy. Yeah, could you look at my computer?

00:56:23.539 --> 00:56:25.559
Sure. So I'm looking at his computer, and I'm

00:56:25.559 --> 00:56:27.500
trying to figure out what's wrong with it. And

00:56:27.500 --> 00:56:29.099
I would go in a certain place, like, oh, don't

00:56:29.099 --> 00:56:31.360
go in there. Oh, don't go in there. I'm like...

00:56:31.929 --> 00:56:34.769
Cool. All right. So now I'm like already sussed

00:56:34.769 --> 00:56:37.190
out because like the dudes like don't touch that

00:56:37.190 --> 00:56:39.610
don't go there Don't go here. I'm like, how you

00:56:39.610 --> 00:56:42.150
gonna tell the IT guy not to do his job, right?

00:56:42.210 --> 00:56:45.070
You've requested a friend of a friend to do a

00:56:45.070 --> 00:56:48.010
job, right? I literally did bare minimum form

00:56:48.010 --> 00:56:49.949
because I was like, okay, there's just things

00:56:49.949 --> 00:56:53.389
I can't do. I'm sorry but like that was already

00:56:53.389 --> 00:56:55.570
weird and then we had dinner and dinner was okay,

00:56:55.989 --> 00:56:59.099
but like I just felt it like and it was more

00:56:59.099 --> 00:57:01.099
of a cultural thing than maybe a language thing

00:57:01.099 --> 00:57:04.300
but even so it was just like it was odd I felt

00:57:04.300 --> 00:57:08.159
off all night and then like Aiden went in with

00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:11.179
this kid it was about his age but like this kid

00:57:11.179 --> 00:57:17.039
has taken taekwondo and and and in karate, and...

00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:19.900
Krav Maga, and shit. Krav Maga, and, like, a

00:57:19.900 --> 00:57:22.000
bunch of other words I can't say. So, he, like,

00:57:22.099 --> 00:57:24.360
he's taking all this shit, and, like, they're

00:57:24.360 --> 00:57:26.179
going in the roughhousing. Now, any boy's a roughh...

00:57:26.179 --> 00:57:28.559
All boys roughhouse, I get that. But when you

00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:31.780
got a boy who's, like, trained, lethally, at

00:57:31.780 --> 00:57:35.699
his age to do shit, versus Aidan, who just roughhouses...

00:57:35.699 --> 00:57:38.320
Short for my age, by the way. I was a tiny guy.

00:57:38.440 --> 00:57:41.389
Right, he didn't sprout up until later. And so

00:57:41.389 --> 00:57:43.070
Aidan's freaking out. This kid's got him in some

00:57:43.070 --> 00:57:45.730
fucking chokehold. And like right then and there,

00:57:45.829 --> 00:57:47.710
I looked at Aidan's mother. I'm like, I'm ready.

00:57:48.110 --> 00:57:50.429
I'm fucking ready. I'm like, we need to wrap

00:57:50.429 --> 00:57:53.010
this shit up. We hadn't even eaten yet. And I

00:57:53.010 --> 00:57:54.630
don't even think I ate much. I just sat at that

00:57:54.630 --> 00:57:56.710
table. I'm like, I'm ready to go. I'm ready to

00:57:56.710 --> 00:57:58.650
go. And then we finished. And then the call to

00:57:58.650 --> 00:58:00.809
prayer thing came. I kept looking at his mother

00:58:00.809 --> 00:58:04.510
and I'm like, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. This

00:58:04.510 --> 00:58:08.250
is not working out. beautifully um and once again

00:58:08.250 --> 00:58:10.650
some of it's cultural but some of it was language

00:58:10.650 --> 00:58:13.110
sure not so much for the kids i think the kids

00:58:13.110 --> 00:58:16.730
are very fluent so like aiden saying would you

00:58:16.730 --> 00:58:19.469
please stop it let go should have been enough

00:58:19.469 --> 00:58:25.190
but the the little psychopath didn't i don't

00:58:25.190 --> 00:58:28.170
mince my words man fuck it it is what it is so

00:58:28.170 --> 00:58:30.389
you know little psychopath wasn't letting go

00:58:30.389 --> 00:58:34.019
and i was i was i was hot I was hot. I'm like,

00:58:34.039 --> 00:58:36.699
I don't know if this dad knows Krav Maga or what,

00:58:37.099 --> 00:58:39.980
but I know South Side beat down and dudes about

00:58:39.980 --> 00:58:43.380
to get fucked. Yeah, so I was dude. I was hot.

00:58:43.380 --> 00:58:46.599
I know my face was red because I felt hot. I'm

00:58:46.599 --> 00:58:48.380
like, dude, I'm about to take some people out

00:58:48.380 --> 00:58:50.639
of this house. This is not going to end well

00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:53.980
for anyone. And then I just like I tried to calm

00:58:53.980 --> 00:58:56.940
down like you're sitting at the table and my

00:58:56.940 --> 00:58:59.539
heart's still beating fast. Jesus Christ, I got

00:58:59.539 --> 00:59:01.059
to stab this guy with a fork. This is not going

00:59:01.059 --> 00:59:05.179
to be good. be good for anybody oh man at least

00:59:05.179 --> 00:59:08.320
I could look back and laugh on it yeah yeah but

00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:10.699
yeah like I said there's the cultural side but

00:59:10.699 --> 00:59:14.340
there's a language and I think knowing that they

00:59:14.340 --> 00:59:16.699
maybe were saying I don't go kill all wise I

00:59:16.699 --> 00:59:19.179
see it would have been good to know at least

00:59:19.179 --> 00:59:21.820
known where they stand fool me once shame on

00:59:21.820 --> 00:59:26.619
you fool me twice you can't get fooled again

00:59:28.130 --> 00:59:31.650
Thank you, W. Thanks, Dubb. Thank you. That was

00:59:31.650 --> 00:59:34.789
my last D. Oh, what a way to end it. What a way

00:59:34.789 --> 00:59:37.889
to end it. That was good. So yeah, if you have

00:59:37.889 --> 00:59:40.650
DMs, send us our way. If you want to learn to

00:59:40.650 --> 00:59:43.670
speak another language, go for it. If it's Arabic,

00:59:43.690 --> 00:59:47.150
hit me up. I want to know some things. Yeah.

00:59:48.170 --> 00:59:53.670
Anyway, we're now on to the other foods. So,

00:59:54.050 --> 00:59:59.199
Aiden looks, scans the globe. Even Syria scans

00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:02.760
the globe and says, wow, huh, that doesn't look

01:00:02.760 --> 01:00:05.000
great. Actually, that looks terrible. And he

01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:06.900
finds these terrible foods. And he talks about

01:00:06.900 --> 01:00:09.380
them every week. And other food. And other food.

01:00:10.320 --> 01:00:12.320
That's true. It's not terrible. It's an other.

01:00:12.380 --> 01:00:15.519
It's an other. It's an other food. Atypical.

01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:18.920
Indeed. If you will. What have you found? I found

01:00:18.920 --> 01:00:23.960
a little thing called Mojo Joy. Mojo Joy? Mojo

01:00:23.960 --> 01:00:27.300
Joy. I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I don't

01:00:27.300 --> 01:00:34.500
know if the J's are pronounced J or H or Y. Now

01:00:34.500 --> 01:00:37.760
it looks like Mojo Joy. Could be Mojuyoy. Could

01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:42.800
be Mohohoi. I think it's Mojujoy. The name of

01:00:42.800 --> 01:00:47.639
a larvae of different palm weevils found in Ecuador

01:00:47.639 --> 01:00:51.699
and the Amazon region in Peru. It's known as

01:00:51.699 --> 01:00:55.710
Soray. The flavor... Flavor they're talking about

01:00:55.710 --> 01:00:57.469
flavor before they even get to the fact that

01:00:57.469 --> 01:01:00.090
flavor profile of a lot of fucking bug Yeah,

01:01:00.530 --> 01:01:03.130
the flavor has different descriptions including

01:01:03.130 --> 01:01:06.630
resembling the taste of hazelnut or butter And

01:01:06.630 --> 01:01:08.769
all this information comes from Wikipedia, so

01:01:08.769 --> 01:01:11.809
it has been crowdsourced as accurate. Oh, I bet.

01:01:11.969 --> 01:01:15.429
Yeah. It is considered a sustainable food source,

01:01:15.590 --> 01:01:18.329
which I like. I like the idea of sustainable

01:01:18.329 --> 01:01:21.809
food sources. Oh, yeah. But the fact of eating

01:01:21.809 --> 01:01:26.150
larvae is maybe not something in my flavor palette.

01:01:26.230 --> 01:01:30.250
To be fair. It, quote, it can be eaten alive

01:01:30.250 --> 01:01:32.949
or prepared by different methods of cooking.

01:01:33.230 --> 01:01:36.130
Most commonly, they are roasted or fried, could

01:01:36.130 --> 01:01:39.750
be grilled on a skewer, or stuffed. The larvae,

01:01:39.750 --> 01:01:42.230
mind you, could be stuffed with beef, chicken,

01:01:42.309 --> 01:01:47.489
or fish. Which I didn't think you could do, but

01:01:47.489 --> 01:01:54.170
you can. Quote, to eat raw, the head, pincers,

01:01:54.289 --> 01:01:57.829
and intestines are removed, and then the contents

01:01:57.829 --> 01:02:02.389
are sucked out. Ah, what? Like, it didn't always

01:02:02.389 --> 01:02:06.889
start... No, dude! Yummy! Yikes! It can be compared

01:02:06.889 --> 01:02:10.090
to the Edichudo style, which is grilling after

01:02:10.090 --> 01:02:14.369
marination, of course. Chichiron de Suri is a

01:02:14.369 --> 01:02:16.849
dish where the grubs are seasoned with salt and

01:02:16.849 --> 01:02:20.409
garlic and fried with green plantains. Everything

01:02:20.409 --> 01:02:22.530
sounds great except for the larvae. Except for

01:02:22.530 --> 01:02:24.829
the larvae part. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of what

01:02:24.829 --> 01:02:27.409
I thought. But, yeah, I wanted to bring that

01:02:27.409 --> 01:02:29.980
one up. It's kind of a short and sweet one. Because

01:02:29.980 --> 01:02:32.860
first of all, Mojojoy sounds crazy. Oh, no doubt.

01:02:33.219 --> 01:02:36.559
As a word to pronounce, it sounds crazy. But

01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:38.739
then also like the fact of these, and if you

01:02:38.739 --> 01:02:41.599
look up a picture of Mojojoy, of course we're

01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:43.860
doing an audio show, so you at home will have

01:02:43.860 --> 01:02:45.280
to look this up. You'll have to look that up.

01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:49.099
On your own volition. but they look like massive

01:02:49.099 --> 01:02:51.659
fucking grubs. I mean, you're talking the size

01:02:51.659 --> 01:02:56.559
of a grown man's thumb. Grown man's thumb is

01:02:56.559 --> 01:02:58.599
the size of this larvae, which makes sense how

01:02:58.599 --> 01:03:04.099
they can stuff it with beef. And it just, I don't

01:03:04.099 --> 01:03:07.420
know if it's gonna color me as uncultured or

01:03:07.420 --> 01:03:13.440
unseasoned in the insect cuisine, but that couldn't

01:03:13.440 --> 01:03:17.309
be for me. It just couldn't be for me. I'm sorry

01:03:17.309 --> 01:03:20.670
as much as I love like a cricket protein. That's

01:03:20.670 --> 01:03:23.269
that's that is also sustainable And it doesn't

01:03:23.269 --> 01:03:25.309
have a flavor you can put it on fucking tortilla

01:03:25.309 --> 01:03:27.730
chips, and it just tastes like a Dorito Yeah,

01:03:28.150 --> 01:03:30.250
but there's something about the appearance of

01:03:30.250 --> 01:03:35.750
grubs. I can't do yeah. It's like the devil's

01:03:35.750 --> 01:03:42.469
Skewer stick of Nast yeah, you know So so mojo

01:03:42.469 --> 01:03:45.150
joy not for me, but for those that enjoy it bless

01:03:45.150 --> 01:03:50.750
your souls. It is indeed sustainable And they're

01:03:50.750 --> 01:03:53.789
also pests to palm trees So not only is it sustainable,

01:03:53.869 --> 01:03:55.829
but they're also doing a service to palm trees,

01:03:55.829 --> 01:03:58.929
right? Because they're fucking up and and bless

01:03:58.929 --> 01:04:01.710
anyone that eats those because you're doing a

01:04:01.710 --> 01:04:05.360
service and I cannot I'm sorry, I cannot participate.

01:04:06.079 --> 01:04:09.300
No, I appreciate you taking one for the team

01:04:09.300 --> 01:04:12.380
down there, guys. Mojojoenjoyers, hit us up in

01:04:12.380 --> 01:04:15.880
the comments. Yeah, no. Uh -uh, no. Not for me,

01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:19.900
but bless your soul. Yikes. Larvae. It's what's

01:04:19.900 --> 01:04:23.900
for dinner. Okay. That's great. We're going to

01:04:23.900 --> 01:04:26.380
finish up for our next break with the Frozen

01:04:26.380 --> 01:04:28.760
Guy review. This one was a little bit different

01:04:28.760 --> 01:04:31.880
in that it wasn't a lot of these pre -prepared,

01:04:32.019 --> 01:04:34.699
you know, broccoli and pasta and cheese and blah,

01:04:34.860 --> 01:04:37.840
blah, blah, blah, blah. And this was a chunk

01:04:37.840 --> 01:04:41.659
of lasagna. And there's a company called Rao,

01:04:41.900 --> 01:04:46.030
I guess, R -A -O. and they do a couple of different

01:04:46.030 --> 01:04:48.969
frozen dishes. And one of them is a lasagna.

01:04:49.670 --> 01:04:53.329
So the lasagna was good. I thought it was a,

01:04:53.510 --> 01:04:55.710
I mean, let's be honest, it's Italian cake, right?

01:04:55.869 --> 01:04:59.869
I mean, it's a savory cake. It is essentially

01:04:59.869 --> 01:05:03.789
what it is. Layered. Yeah, very much so. Exactly.

01:05:04.610 --> 01:05:09.920
And so lasagna is often filling. Definitely fit

01:05:09.920 --> 01:05:11.800
the bill, you know, if you're especially if you're

01:05:11.800 --> 01:05:14.039
talking a light dinner or a lunch or something

01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:16.260
like that Definitely took care of it. I thought

01:05:16.260 --> 01:05:18.900
the pasta sauce was good And the thing about

01:05:18.900 --> 01:05:21.380
rao is they do have pastas. They they do pasta

01:05:21.380 --> 01:05:23.820
sauce. Yes, they're forte That's their forte.

01:05:23.960 --> 01:05:25.920
So you had to know that was probably going to

01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:29.860
be pretty good and it was Uh, the the consistency

01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:34.860
of the lasagna was also good um the cheese the

01:05:34.860 --> 01:05:38.019
noodle stayed They did. Nice. They did. That's

01:05:38.019 --> 01:05:40.219
good. That was what I was worried about because

01:05:40.219 --> 01:05:43.880
I'm like a lasagna so thick and so dense that

01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:47.199
is the outside of the lasagna going to be done

01:05:47.199 --> 01:05:49.519
and the middle still frozen. Right. And the noodles

01:05:49.519 --> 01:05:52.900
are so imperative to the structure of the dish.

01:05:53.000 --> 01:05:55.599
Yes. That you can't have them go soggy. No, you

01:05:55.599 --> 01:05:57.380
can't have them go soggy to the point where everything

01:05:57.380 --> 01:05:59.679
just starts sliding around that little dish and

01:05:59.679 --> 01:06:01.119
now all of a sudden you just have... Now it's

01:06:01.119 --> 01:06:03.760
just a... ...chunks of pasta. Right. Which you

01:06:03.760 --> 01:06:05.360
just could have had anyway. Then it's... It's

01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:08.260
just a failed fettuccine. Pretty much, yeah.

01:06:09.300 --> 01:06:13.159
But yeah, the noodles weren't mushy, and I'm,

01:06:13.679 --> 01:06:16.340
man, I just, I don't eat a lot of regular lasagna.

01:06:16.559 --> 01:06:18.500
Like, don't get me wrong. If somebody makes it,

01:06:18.639 --> 01:06:20.380
I definitely will not turn it down. I do like

01:06:20.380 --> 01:06:22.900
lasagna. I think there's just a lot of labor

01:06:22.900 --> 01:06:24.739
that goes into it to make it if you're gonna

01:06:24.739 --> 01:06:26.699
do a homemade lasagna, which is why I never do

01:06:26.699 --> 01:06:30.420
it. Sure. But I've had homemade lasagna, and

01:06:30.420 --> 01:06:33.400
this was pretty close. that's important this

01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:35.860
was in the ballpark so i have to give it its

01:06:35.860 --> 01:06:40.920
props price wise six seven bucks for for was

01:06:40.920 --> 01:06:43.760
it a frozen or refrigerated slice frozen frozen

01:06:43.760 --> 01:06:46.480
okay yeah good portion size though but it was

01:06:46.480 --> 01:06:48.519
a good portion side like you ate it and you were

01:06:48.519 --> 01:06:51.219
fine yeah so is it still less than going to mcdowell's

01:06:51.219 --> 01:06:53.780
and paying 12 bucks yep yeah it is you just paid

01:06:53.780 --> 01:06:56.639
half of it and you got a piece of lasagna so

01:06:56.639 --> 01:06:59.889
uh eight five That's solid. 8 .5 out of 10 is

01:06:59.889 --> 01:07:02.489
what I graded. I think it's a fair grade. Not

01:07:02.489 --> 01:07:06.510
quite into the nines. But it was good. Was it

01:07:06.510 --> 01:07:08.809
one of those lasagnas that has, like, ricotta

01:07:08.809 --> 01:07:11.610
cheese in between as well? Yep. And the meat

01:07:11.610 --> 01:07:14.969
sauce and all that. Yep. Salad. Yep. So it was

01:07:14.969 --> 01:07:18.690
good. But yeah, well done. Wonderful. Yep. So

01:07:18.690 --> 01:07:20.809
if you like lasagna, give it a shot. Yeah. Not

01:07:20.809 --> 01:07:22.630
sponsored, but that's the point of the Frozen

01:07:22.630 --> 01:07:25.090
Guy review. You learned something today, listeners.

01:07:25.500 --> 01:07:27.440
That's right. The more you know, the more you

01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:35.239
know. Oh, shit. Bye. I mean, we'll be back. I

01:07:35.239 --> 01:07:38.219
mean, we will. We're doing you just made the

01:07:38.219 --> 01:07:40.460
list. So, I mean, we'll we're going to and we're

01:07:40.460 --> 01:07:51.599
going to come back. All right. Time for the feature

01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:55.550
segment. Yeah, we're good. In case you were wondering.

01:07:55.829 --> 01:07:59.269
If you were worried. We're good. Bueno, as they

01:07:59.269 --> 01:08:00.670
say down south. I didn't have a malfunction.

01:08:01.050 --> 01:08:04.329
I was functioning properly, I think. I don't

01:08:04.329 --> 01:08:07.050
recall the malfunction you might be talking about.

01:08:07.329 --> 01:08:09.929
Fair enough. We're onto you just made the list.

01:08:10.690 --> 01:08:15.670
And today's top 10 list is distilleries. Our

01:08:15.670 --> 01:08:20.010
top 10 distilleries. Of all time. Of all time.

01:08:20.149 --> 01:08:22.750
We'll go 10 through 2. And our big number one

01:08:22.750 --> 01:08:26.890
reveal. And the only rule, no rules. Thank God.

01:08:27.390 --> 01:08:30.369
I know. Rules. There's always rules for everything.

01:08:30.729 --> 01:08:32.729
Greatest news I've heard all day. No rules. And

01:08:32.729 --> 01:08:36.109
that's few and far between. That's right. So

01:08:36.109 --> 01:08:39.770
Aidan, let's go. Through your 10 through 2. 10

01:08:39.770 --> 01:08:42.529
through 2 best distilleries in my subjective

01:08:42.529 --> 01:08:45.109
opinion. Of course, let us know in the comments

01:08:45.109 --> 01:08:47.489
what your top 10 are. Absolutely. Or if you just

01:08:47.489 --> 01:08:49.829
have a favorite, let us know. But I'll run my

01:08:49.829 --> 01:08:55.289
10 through 2. Number 10, Suntory, is a fantastic

01:08:55.289 --> 01:08:57.550
distillery. I believe it's straight out of Japan.

01:08:57.770 --> 01:09:00.909
Yep. And Japanese whiskey is right up there,

01:09:00.909 --> 01:09:03.649
rivaling Irish whiskey and American whiskey.

01:09:03.750 --> 01:09:05.510
I think so too. Some of the greatest whiskey

01:09:05.510 --> 01:09:08.500
on the planet. Yep. I love Japanese whiskey.

01:09:08.760 --> 01:09:11.060
Suntory is some of the best. I really enjoy it.

01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:15.409
Number nine, the Shed Distillery. The Shed? The

01:09:15.409 --> 01:09:20.189
Shed. S -H -E -D. Shed. The Shed. Shed. Are the

01:09:20.189 --> 01:09:23.909
distillery out of Ireland making the gunpowder

01:09:23.909 --> 01:09:27.489
whiskey. Oh, I like gunpowder gin. The gunpowder

01:09:27.489 --> 01:09:31.350
gin. Which I, as much as I love bourbon and whiskey,

01:09:31.850 --> 01:09:35.329
gin is some of my favorite as well. Just the

01:09:35.329 --> 01:09:40.470
citrusy floral notes of this clear liquor is

01:09:40.470 --> 01:09:43.430
fantastic and the Shed does it wonderfully. Number

01:09:43.430 --> 01:09:46.930
eight. Buffalo Trace. Straight out of the US

01:09:46.930 --> 01:09:51.270
of A. It's just wonderful. Fantastic bourbons.

01:09:52.149 --> 01:09:57.569
Number seven, Proximity Spirits. Most well -known

01:09:57.569 --> 01:10:02.590
for their Tin Cup series. Tin Cup Whiskey is

01:10:02.590 --> 01:10:07.909
good. The Tin Cup Bourbon is amazing. Amazing.

01:10:08.289 --> 01:10:12.949
Check that out. I believe it's a... a collaboration

01:10:12.949 --> 01:10:18.189
between Colorado distilleries and Indiana distilleries.

01:10:18.210 --> 01:10:19.750
Oh, interesting. And they come together to make

01:10:19.750 --> 01:10:22.949
these whiskies and bourbons. And I think it's

01:10:22.949 --> 01:10:27.420
fantastic. Number six, Woodford Reserve. Think

01:10:27.420 --> 01:10:29.260
they're fantastic. I love what they're they're

01:10:29.260 --> 01:10:32.199
a little higher on the price point for every

01:10:32.199 --> 01:10:35.720
750 you get it's probably gonna run you 35 40

01:10:35.720 --> 01:10:38.640
bones, but it's worth every penny Yeah, it is

01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:43.560
very very tasty number five Sazerac company their

01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:49.060
their flexibility between making just like fantastic

01:10:49.060 --> 01:10:53.460
rye whiskies to making things like fireball like

01:10:53.460 --> 01:10:57.199
whether it's flavored it's it's it's Whatever

01:10:57.199 --> 01:11:00.079
they do, it's just good. You know, it's a great

01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:03.100
rye whiskey and Fireball, as much as it gets

01:11:03.100 --> 01:11:06.260
hated on, it's a great cinnamon whiskey. It's

01:11:06.260 --> 01:11:09.079
the best cinnamon whiskey I've ever tasted. Number

01:11:09.079 --> 01:11:13.020
four, Maker's Mark Distillery. It's just goddamn

01:11:13.020 --> 01:11:16.560
good. You wanna talk good bourbon? Of course

01:11:16.560 --> 01:11:19.739
you're gonna pay for it. So depending if you've

01:11:19.739 --> 01:11:21.640
got a liquor cabinet or if you've just got a

01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:24.699
little freezer, you keep things in. Half gallon

01:11:24.699 --> 01:11:27.600
of that could run you 50 bones. But you're gonna

01:11:27.600 --> 01:11:30.039
get 50 bones worth of good whiskey. Fucking right.

01:11:30.239 --> 01:11:34.079
So that's what's up. Number three is Diageo.

01:11:34.779 --> 01:11:39.140
Which, god I love them. They make, they're a

01:11:39.140 --> 01:11:42.199
multinational distillery company. So they got

01:11:42.199 --> 01:11:45.319
distilleries all over the world. have their little

01:11:45.319 --> 01:11:48.020
tendrils in wine and beer and things like that.

01:11:48.739 --> 01:11:52.119
They make Tanqueray. They make aviation. They

01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:55.600
make Johnny Walker. They recently acquired Guinness.

01:11:56.119 --> 01:11:59.199
So they make Guinness now. Diageo owns Guinness.

01:11:59.739 --> 01:12:03.539
Really? Yep. That's interesting. And I think

01:12:03.539 --> 01:12:05.939
what they make is really good. And as much as

01:12:05.939 --> 01:12:10.380
I dislike multinational corporations for their

01:12:10.380 --> 01:12:13.909
brutal capitalistic properties. Yeah. Think what

01:12:13.909 --> 01:12:17.569
they make is good. So they they they're up there

01:12:17.569 --> 01:12:22.590
and number two a local one journeyman journeyman

01:12:22.590 --> 01:12:25.329
distillery Originally out of Michigan. They've

01:12:25.329 --> 01:12:27.590
got a distillery here in Valparaiso, Indiana

01:12:27.590 --> 01:12:31.810
as well The gin they make is fantastic. The gin's

01:12:31.810 --> 01:12:33.829
good, yeah. They make a great bourbon. Their

01:12:33.829 --> 01:12:36.069
mixed drinks are amazing. Of course, I've been

01:12:36.069 --> 01:12:38.710
to the distillery not only on opening day, but

01:12:38.710 --> 01:12:42.930
after that as well. And they've had some management

01:12:42.930 --> 01:12:46.930
troubles with their distillery here in Valparaiso,

01:12:47.390 --> 01:12:49.829
as far as the restaurant side goes. As far as

01:12:49.829 --> 01:12:52.010
that right, correct. But that has nothing to

01:12:52.010 --> 01:12:54.850
do with the quality of spirits they make, which

01:12:54.850 --> 01:12:59.090
is always top notch, and I'd... I would be remiss

01:12:59.090 --> 01:13:01.869
if they were not in my top five. So I put them

01:13:01.869 --> 01:13:03.930
at number two. I love that. I put them at number

01:13:03.930 --> 01:13:06.770
two because they're local and I appreciate that

01:13:06.770 --> 01:13:08.970
and the jobs they bring to the region. That's

01:13:08.970 --> 01:13:13.630
amazing. I do appreciate that. My number 10 is

01:13:13.630 --> 01:13:16.109
the Indiana Whiskey Company. They're based out

01:13:16.109 --> 01:13:19.130
of South Bend. And I discovered them. Actually,

01:13:19.210 --> 01:13:21.909
I think I have their sticker. Do you really?

01:13:22.400 --> 01:13:25.520
Oh, that you do. You get the sticker right on

01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:28.920
the Mark Mo MacBook. So Indiana Whiskey hit us

01:13:28.920 --> 01:13:31.260
up for a little sponsorship. God bless your souls.

01:13:31.920 --> 01:13:33.680
You don't even have to pay us in money. You just

01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:35.920
pay us in bottles. Hits and bottles, exactly.

01:13:36.680 --> 01:13:38.760
We're just going to be eating whiskey and pizza.

01:13:39.000 --> 01:13:40.140
That information will be coming. That sounds

01:13:40.140 --> 01:13:42.460
like a good day. Sounds like a good day, whiskey

01:13:42.460 --> 01:13:46.520
and pizza. Anyway, I discovered them on accident.

01:13:46.800 --> 01:13:49.479
I had a job. where I did a lot of inspections.

01:13:50.100 --> 01:13:51.960
So they wanted us to come in and do an inspection.

01:13:52.119 --> 01:13:53.960
They thought it might have saw a mouse and whatever.

01:13:54.420 --> 01:13:57.420
So I come out and I'm doing my inspections and

01:13:57.420 --> 01:13:59.039
I'm like, well, you know, I'm really not seeing

01:13:59.039 --> 01:14:00.859
a lot of evidence, but I'll tell you what, let's

01:14:00.859 --> 01:14:03.579
sign an agreement and I'll put a couple of put

01:14:03.579 --> 01:14:05.779
a couple of mouse traps inside and outside. And

01:14:05.779 --> 01:14:08.220
I think you guys will be good. So we kind of

01:14:08.220 --> 01:14:10.439
came to an agreement, whatever. And it was kind

01:14:10.439 --> 01:14:12.399
of a little bit later in the day. And the one

01:14:12.399 --> 01:14:15.579
guy is like. Would you like a tasting? Oh, don't

01:14:15.579 --> 01:14:18.020
mind if I do. So I grab my phone. I look at the

01:14:18.020 --> 01:14:21.100
time. I'm like. Yeah, we got time for this. So

01:14:21.100 --> 01:14:22.779
I sat down and gave me a bunch of different whiskey

01:14:22.779 --> 01:14:25.579
that they made and it was so good. It was great.

01:14:25.619 --> 01:14:27.319
And then a few other people came in and then

01:14:27.319 --> 01:14:28.659
we were like all sitting at this bar hanging

01:14:28.659 --> 01:14:30.500
out drinking whiskey. That's cool as shit. One

01:14:30.500 --> 01:14:33.000
of the better days on that job for sure. That

01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:34.800
was out of South Bend, hey? That was out of South

01:14:34.800 --> 01:14:37.680
Bend, yeah. That's cool as hell. Woodford Reserve

01:14:37.680 --> 01:14:40.739
is my number nine. Solid. Love it. Kentucky Derby

01:14:40.739 --> 01:14:43.979
sponsors. Number eight, Journeymen. I do like

01:14:43.979 --> 01:14:46.920
the gin, as Aidan said. Yeah. They make good

01:14:46.920 --> 01:14:51.180
whiskey. Corsets and Whips I think is probably

01:14:51.180 --> 01:14:54.460
the best one they do. It's won awards. They also

01:14:54.460 --> 01:14:59.220
do this one cherry whiskey that they make Manhattan's

01:14:59.220 --> 01:15:01.479
with. Yeah, the black cherry. That I think is

01:15:01.479 --> 01:15:05.659
very, very good. And they also based on Valpo

01:15:05.659 --> 01:15:08.720
being like Orville Redenbacher was born here.

01:15:08.720 --> 01:15:12.460
Yeah. So the quote unquote popcorn business was

01:15:12.460 --> 01:15:21.949
thriving and growing. How dare you quote the

01:15:21.949 --> 01:15:25.630
dark magic to me? I was there when it was written.

01:15:27.989 --> 01:15:30.170
So sorry. I'm so sorry. I should not have done

01:15:30.170 --> 01:15:36.310
that. It's far beyond my magic. At any rate,

01:15:36.369 --> 01:15:39.289
they make this popcorn whiskey, and that's really

01:15:39.289 --> 01:15:43.029
excellent, too. Good job, Journeyman. Number

01:15:43.029 --> 01:15:46.109
eight for me, number seven, Covall. That is a

01:15:46.109 --> 01:15:49.750
Chicago whiskey brand. Oh, fucking right. Good

01:15:49.750 --> 01:15:52.630
call on that. Good call. Covall's really great.

01:15:53.289 --> 01:15:56.630
I forgot. Damn. Good call. Think next time at

01:15:56.630 --> 01:15:59.399
Benny's, I'm going to pick some up. Because my

01:15:59.399 --> 01:16:02.119
my whiskey collection is getting a bit light

01:16:02.119 --> 01:16:04.520
because I'm doing I have a roommate in there

01:16:04.520 --> 01:16:07.560
She's a whiskey fan, too. So bless her soul and

01:16:07.560 --> 01:16:10.699
and bless her so for that and Yeah, so whiskey

01:16:10.699 --> 01:16:13.680
starting to we're gonna have to You know restock

01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:18.460
restock the shelves number six Jack Daniels I

01:16:18.460 --> 01:16:22.300
am it's just it's the standard and It's a standard

01:16:22.300 --> 01:16:24.979
for a reason, you know a Jack and Coke. They

01:16:24.979 --> 01:16:27.720
got a drink named after it's Jack and Coke and

01:16:28.109 --> 01:16:30.050
They have this new one that she likes a lot,

01:16:30.409 --> 01:16:34.079
this Blackberry Jack Daniels. That's pretty good.

01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:36.939
They do a honey too. The honey one's tasty. The

01:16:36.939 --> 01:16:40.079
honey one is good as well. Number five, Suntory

01:16:40.079 --> 01:16:44.960
Hakushu Distillery. There you go. I do love Suntory.

01:16:45.119 --> 01:16:47.140
I got this little gift one year for Christmas

01:16:47.140 --> 01:16:51.539
of samples of all this more like upper tier or

01:16:51.539 --> 01:16:54.399
allocated whiskeys and one of them was a Suntory

01:16:54.399 --> 01:16:56.640
and it was so freaking good. I'm like, oh my

01:16:56.640 --> 01:16:59.399
god. That's one of the ones we tried. I think

01:16:59.399 --> 01:17:02.060
it was in season three or four of this show we

01:17:02.060 --> 01:17:05.300
did. a whiskey tasting instead of beer is it

01:17:05.300 --> 01:17:08.380
the blend it was the centauri world blend mm

01:17:08.380 --> 01:17:13.060
-hmm it was their Japanese whiskey American whiskey

01:17:13.060 --> 01:17:17.500
Irish whiskey Scotch and Canadian whiskey five

01:17:17.500 --> 01:17:20.979
in one blend and I think we both enjoyed it oh

01:17:20.979 --> 01:17:23.739
very much so yeah and I thought it was fantastic

01:17:23.739 --> 01:17:27.859
so they're just they're just good they're just

01:17:27.859 --> 01:17:33.199
damn good yeah I I loved it very much The number

01:17:33.199 --> 01:17:35.739
four Jim Beam was one of the first distillery

01:17:35.739 --> 01:17:38.619
tours I ever took coming back through Kentucky.

01:17:39.199 --> 01:17:40.899
I just thought it was so cool. You come up to

01:17:40.899 --> 01:17:43.300
this big barn and you go in there and the gift

01:17:43.300 --> 01:17:44.960
shops and all that kind of stuff and you can

01:17:44.960 --> 01:17:46.699
do the tour. I didn't do the official tour but

01:17:46.699 --> 01:17:49.779
I kind of walked around or whatever. And I like

01:17:49.779 --> 01:17:54.000
it and I've always liked Jim Beam. It's kind

01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:57.840
of one of those like people think of, they think

01:17:57.840 --> 01:18:00.770
of Jack. Right? Or they grab a shot of Jamo or

01:18:00.770 --> 01:18:03.289
they do say, you know, and like Jim is one of

01:18:03.289 --> 01:18:05.869
those that's just kind of, even though it's good,

01:18:06.210 --> 01:18:08.210
it's, it's not like people don't come out and

01:18:08.210 --> 01:18:10.970
be like, yeah, Jim. It's, it's like middle lower

01:18:10.970 --> 01:18:14.829
shelf. Uh huh. Right. Correct. In theory, but

01:18:14.829 --> 01:18:18.949
they do, like the, the, the, the 750 of Jim Beam

01:18:18.949 --> 01:18:22.569
is, is cheaper than what you would get from Jack

01:18:22.569 --> 01:18:27.180
or Jamo or any local distillery. But it doesn't

01:18:27.180 --> 01:18:29.800
mean it's worse. It's still a totally legitimate

01:18:29.800 --> 01:18:32.260
whiskey. It's a good whiskey. And they make top

01:18:32.260 --> 01:18:34.880
shelf shit too. They do. You just have to look

01:18:34.880 --> 01:18:42.079
for the cask or like the bonded ones and it's

01:18:42.079 --> 01:18:44.720
like, they make good shit. Yeah, they do. They

01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:49.479
are more legit than the $11 $7 .50 you might

01:18:49.479 --> 01:18:52.319
be seeing. Right, exactly. I would agree with

01:18:52.319 --> 01:18:55.850
that. Number three, Buffalo Trace. When they

01:18:55.850 --> 01:18:58.090
started getting into bourbon, I tried it and

01:18:58.090 --> 01:19:02.470
that was like, yeah, this is it. It's so good.

01:19:03.649 --> 01:19:06.710
I liked it a lot and met a few bourbon drinkers

01:19:06.710 --> 01:19:09.409
and would just have that with them. Funny story.

01:19:09.869 --> 01:19:13.729
So it's my birthday and this one guy who I used

01:19:13.729 --> 01:19:15.869
to work with says, oh, we're going to take you

01:19:15.869 --> 01:19:17.789
out to a movie for your birthday. I was like,

01:19:17.909 --> 01:19:19.829
cool, what are we seeing? He's like, you'll see,

01:19:19.970 --> 01:19:22.470
that'll be great. Okay. So I go to the Portage

01:19:22.470 --> 01:19:25.210
Theater and I'm there first. So I'm like, well,

01:19:25.289 --> 01:19:27.229
what does one do in this situation? Oh, look,

01:19:27.229 --> 01:19:28.949
they have a bar. And so I go over to the bar.

01:19:28.949 --> 01:19:31.789
May as well. Just have a beer, whatever. And

01:19:31.789 --> 01:19:32.810
I'm waiting. He's like, oh, what are you going

01:19:32.810 --> 01:19:34.189
to see? I'm like, I don't know. They just said

01:19:34.189 --> 01:19:35.970
they're coming and getting the tickets or whatever.

01:19:36.510 --> 01:19:38.590
And he's like, oh, cool man. Well, you know,

01:19:38.689 --> 01:19:41.130
enjoy your movie, whatever. And so. They come

01:19:41.130 --> 01:19:42.890
in and they're super excited. They're like, yep,

01:19:42.890 --> 01:19:44.489
we got your ticket. You know, we're going to

01:19:44.489 --> 01:19:47.989
get some snacks or whatever. I said, cool. And

01:19:47.989 --> 01:19:50.930
as it turned out, we were going to see Taylor

01:19:50.930 --> 01:19:53.350
Swift's Harris tour. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

01:19:54.029 --> 01:19:55.869
Now, for all you fine, beautiful people, most

01:19:55.869 --> 01:19:57.649
of you know this because you've heard me speak

01:19:57.649 --> 01:20:03.869
on music, as it were. Not in my wheelhouse. Right.

01:20:04.050 --> 01:20:06.189
Not that I dislike Taylor Swift. I don't. I think

01:20:06.189 --> 01:20:07.789
she's good people. I think she takes care of

01:20:07.789 --> 01:20:11.210
her people. Um, and I think her music is fun.

01:20:11.210 --> 01:20:13.850
I think her lyrics are really good. So I do appreciate

01:20:13.850 --> 01:20:16.189
things about her and a couple of her songs are

01:20:16.189 --> 01:20:19.829
actually bangers. But all that being said, uh,

01:20:20.010 --> 01:20:22.510
not, not in my wheelhouse, not in the strike

01:20:22.510 --> 01:20:25.869
zone as it were. And so I'm like, oh man. And

01:20:25.869 --> 01:20:27.810
so the bartender saw that he's like, you weren't

01:20:27.810 --> 01:20:29.649
expecting that were you? I'm like, ah, no, no

01:20:29.649 --> 01:20:31.729
shot. He starts laughing. He's like, you know

01:20:31.729 --> 01:20:33.630
what you can do? I was like, what's that? You

01:20:33.630 --> 01:20:37.609
can order a drink and we'll bring it to you in

01:20:37.609 --> 01:20:41.649
the theater. Oh, man. I said, so let me get this

01:20:41.649 --> 01:20:44.689
straight. If I'm like, hey, 15 minutes in, I

01:20:44.689 --> 01:20:46.810
need you guys to bring me a drink. You'll do

01:20:46.810 --> 01:20:48.750
it. And if I want another drink in 15 minutes,

01:20:48.770 --> 01:20:51.130
you guys bring me another drink. He's like, yeah,

01:20:51.149 --> 01:20:52.630
we'll bring you every 15 minutes if you want.

01:20:55.270 --> 01:20:57.829
That's such a treat. And so I was like, wow.

01:20:58.029 --> 01:21:01.329
So I said to him, I want a double of Buffalo

01:21:01.329 --> 01:21:05.010
Trace every 15 minutes until Taylor's done singing

01:21:05.010 --> 01:21:08.890
or I pass out. And he left. That's awesome. And

01:21:08.890 --> 01:21:11.949
they did. Every 15 minutes, dude walks in. He's

01:21:11.949 --> 01:21:14.689
like, oh, Buffalo Trace, Buffalo Trace. They're

01:21:14.689 --> 01:21:17.930
like, wow. That's five star service. It was great.

01:21:18.090 --> 01:21:21.329
Holy shit. I loved it. It was amazing. That's

01:21:21.329 --> 01:21:23.649
so cool. Five stars would recommend it. That's

01:21:23.649 --> 01:21:26.500
so cool. Oh, yeah. It was great. It was great.

01:21:26.859 --> 01:21:30.939
Holy. I was tanked. As you should be. Oh, yeah.

01:21:30.939 --> 01:21:32.659
Me and Taylor were singing by the end. It was

01:21:32.659 --> 01:21:36.920
great. Shake it off. Shake it off. Oh, I did.

01:21:37.020 --> 01:21:39.960
I shook it off. All right. And then number two

01:21:39.960 --> 01:21:44.119
is Maker's Mark, one of my favorites. So good.

01:21:44.279 --> 01:21:47.380
Love it. Very smooth, sir. I think it's like

01:21:47.380 --> 01:21:51.289
45%, but it's so smooth. It is smooth. So smooth.

01:21:51.329 --> 01:21:54.989
Very smooth. I love the old school idea of the

01:21:54.989 --> 01:21:57.390
the wax dip. Yeah, it comes down the conveyor

01:21:57.390 --> 01:21:59.930
belt and these older women sit at the very end

01:21:59.930 --> 01:22:02.189
of the conveyor belts and they grab each bottle

01:22:02.189 --> 01:22:05.029
and they dip it into the wax. Yeah. So that wax

01:22:05.029 --> 01:22:06.909
that you see on there is like hand dipped by

01:22:06.909 --> 01:22:08.850
these women that work there. So I think it's

01:22:08.850 --> 01:22:11.649
just so cool. Very cool. And it's good. Like

01:22:11.649 --> 01:22:14.149
I used to frequent this bar quite a bit and me

01:22:14.149 --> 01:22:15.750
and one of the bartenders, that was her favorite.

01:22:15.789 --> 01:22:18.029
And so we would do a shot of makers. That's awesome.

01:22:19.750 --> 01:22:24.670
But yeah, that's my number two. My number two.

01:22:24.750 --> 01:22:26.810
What do you got for number one? The number one

01:22:26.810 --> 01:22:30.329
greatest distillery. My subjective opinion. Drum

01:22:30.329 --> 01:22:40.869
roll please. The Christmas vacation. It was meant

01:22:40.869 --> 01:22:47.510
to be a Christmas vacation reference art is drunk

01:22:47.510 --> 01:22:55.569
as shit and he's Great Clark the twinkly lights

01:22:55.569 --> 01:23:01.409
aren't twinkling Clark Number one Jameson mmm

01:23:01.409 --> 01:23:05.970
straight out of Ireland their whiskies are incredible

01:23:05.970 --> 01:23:12.409
they do these Stout cask whiskies which are aged

01:23:12.409 --> 01:23:17.689
in the casks the barrels that they have stout

01:23:17.689 --> 01:23:21.869
in the beer and the flavor is incredible they

01:23:21.869 --> 01:23:26.310
do these Like triple filtered type things they

01:23:26.310 --> 01:23:31.350
do this Jameson black which is incredible. It's

01:23:31.350 --> 01:23:33.609
it's just incredible. Of course. I am biased

01:23:33.609 --> 01:23:38.210
towards Irish whiskies and American bourbons,

01:23:38.270 --> 01:23:40.430
as you can probably tell from my list, that's

01:23:40.430 --> 01:23:42.989
most of what it is, is American bourbon and Irish

01:23:42.989 --> 01:23:47.630
whiskey. Yeah. But it's just, what they do is

01:23:47.630 --> 01:23:50.970
so good. Yeah. It's so good. So Jamo's got to

01:23:50.970 --> 01:23:55.869
be number one. And I have no, I will be taking

01:23:55.869 --> 01:23:59.149
no criticism for my choice. And you shouldn't

01:23:59.149 --> 01:24:02.149
because my number one is also Jamison. Cool.

01:24:02.289 --> 01:24:07.949
Let's freaking go chat. Let's freaking go. So

01:24:07.949 --> 01:24:11.710
I took my friend Cody home from work. He had

01:24:11.710 --> 01:24:14.170
been picking him up from work and taking him

01:24:14.170 --> 01:24:16.489
home this week and next week. And I was taking

01:24:16.489 --> 01:24:17.729
him home the one day. He's like, oh, you want

01:24:17.729 --> 01:24:19.289
to come in for a beer? I said, yeah, sounds good.

01:24:19.810 --> 01:24:22.949
He's like, oh, by the way, the JMo that I bought

01:24:22.949 --> 01:24:24.970
you for helping us move in is still in the kitchen.

01:24:25.090 --> 01:24:27.649
Did you just want to take it? I'm like, sure.

01:24:28.189 --> 01:24:29.710
So he gives me the bottle and I'm just like.

01:24:29.920 --> 01:24:33.300
Oh, this is like a warm hug. Yeah, exactly. It's

01:24:33.300 --> 01:24:35.720
a warm hug. And it tastes like a warm hug, too.

01:24:35.800 --> 01:24:38.819
It really does. It's hilarious, because there's

01:24:38.819 --> 01:24:41.039
some people that do it, and they need this chaser.

01:24:41.119 --> 01:24:44.100
They get this look on their face. Boo. Honestly.

01:24:44.939 --> 01:24:47.960
It's smooth, dog. Why do you need a chaser? I

01:24:47.960 --> 01:24:52.439
drink it like water, man. It goes down. It's

01:24:52.439 --> 01:24:54.159
a miracle I just don't sit down with a bottle

01:24:54.159 --> 01:24:56.319
one day and be like, I wonder if I could finish

01:24:56.319 --> 01:24:59.319
this. I wonder if I can do it. It's maybe self

01:24:59.319 --> 01:25:03.119
-control that we don't. Exactly. But it's plausible.

01:25:03.479 --> 01:25:05.819
It's plausible. Like, if I had nothing to do

01:25:05.819 --> 01:25:08.140
for, like, an extended weekend, I'd be like,

01:25:08.880 --> 01:25:11.920
I wonder. Mythbusters would rank this test as

01:25:11.920 --> 01:25:15.159
plausible. As plausible. Oh, yeah. Have, like,

01:25:15.180 --> 01:25:17.680
a long weekend and be like, see you in me, baby.

01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:22.579
Are we gonna dance or what? Yeah, I love Jamison.

01:25:22.779 --> 01:25:24.760
I love a lot of the other things they do too,

01:25:24.920 --> 01:25:27.300
like the cask mates or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

01:25:27.439 --> 01:25:29.960
All that is so good. I haven't really had their

01:25:29.960 --> 01:25:33.079
flavored one so much, but. And we can apologize

01:25:33.079 --> 01:25:36.880
to our livers tomorrow. Exactly. That's, you

01:25:36.880 --> 01:25:39.539
know, we can cleanse. And that's a classic. We

01:25:39.539 --> 01:25:42.619
can take a day. That's a classic Bo Burnham joke

01:25:42.619 --> 01:25:45.399
when he was talking about Annie. The sun will

01:25:45.399 --> 01:25:48.260
come out tomorrow. Well, tomorrow is a relative

01:25:48.260 --> 01:25:50.159
term, so it's never going to come out, Annie.

01:25:50.500 --> 01:25:52.899
It's never going to come out, Annie. That's funny.

01:25:53.060 --> 01:25:57.460
I love Bo Burnham. Yeah, so I do like it a lot.

01:25:58.560 --> 01:26:02.399
And yeah, so JMo. God bless JMo. The double number

01:26:02.399 --> 01:26:04.989
one. Double number one. Yeah. It doesn't happen

01:26:04.989 --> 01:26:07.989
too often. God bless. Yeah. Jaymo, thank you

01:26:07.989 --> 01:26:11.470
for your service and what you do. Next up, down

01:26:11.470 --> 01:26:13.369
the Reddit rabbit hole. Aidan goes down the hole

01:26:13.369 --> 01:26:16.250
so we don't have to. You're welcome. And finds

01:26:16.250 --> 01:26:19.189
a lot of really super interesting things down

01:26:19.189 --> 01:26:21.630
that hole. So what did you find out? This time

01:26:21.630 --> 01:26:24.970
I found a neat little graph. And I love neat

01:26:24.970 --> 01:26:28.170
little graphs. You do. Indeed you do. This one

01:26:28.170 --> 01:26:34.609
has its source from Ember. accurate as of the

01:26:34.609 --> 01:26:40.130
last day of 2025 solar and wind versus fossil

01:26:40.130 --> 01:26:45.050
fuels as far as European Union power goes so

01:26:45.050 --> 01:26:49.390
this is accurate as of 2025 and in this little

01:26:49.390 --> 01:26:54.310
graph you can see from 1990 where fossil fuels

01:26:54.310 --> 01:26:58.289
took up 55 % of energy consumption and production

01:26:58.520 --> 01:27:03.000
the European Union and solar and wind were down

01:27:03.000 --> 01:27:09.239
near just above 0 % and you can see by the year

01:27:09.239 --> 01:27:13.439
2000 solar and wind grew to maybe 2 to 3 % fossil

01:27:13.439 --> 01:27:15.739
fuels were approximately the same at about 50

01:27:15.739 --> 01:27:21.260
% sure by 2010 fossil fuels dipped for the first

01:27:21.260 --> 01:27:24.779
time in history of the European Union by 2010

01:27:24.779 --> 01:27:29.090
below 50 % and solar and wind production grew

01:27:29.090 --> 01:27:36.090
above 5%. Okay. By 2020, solar and wind in the

01:27:36.090 --> 01:27:39.750
EU grew to 20 % of their total production. Holy

01:27:39.750 --> 01:27:41.890
cow. That's movement in the right direction.

01:27:42.430 --> 01:27:45.729
And yeah, fossil fuels dipped below 40 % for

01:27:45.729 --> 01:27:49.729
the first time. Now, you may be wondering, hey,

01:27:49.770 --> 01:27:53.170
these numbers don't add up to 100%. What's going

01:27:53.170 --> 01:27:55.470
on? Well, I'll get to that in a second when I

01:27:55.470 --> 01:27:59.380
talk about what's happened in 2025. For the first

01:27:59.380 --> 01:28:02.579
time in history in the European Union, solar

01:28:02.579 --> 01:28:07.399
and wind makes up 30 % of the European Union's

01:28:07.399 --> 01:28:10.199
total production of energy. Holy shit. Fossil

01:28:10.199 --> 01:28:16.060
fuels, 29%. Wow. For the first time in history,

01:28:16.319 --> 01:28:19.859
a collective of countries has made solar and

01:28:19.859 --> 01:28:22.600
wind more productive than fossil fuels. Holy

01:28:22.600 --> 01:28:25.659
shit. Now, where's the other percentage coming

01:28:25.659 --> 01:28:29.640
from? Because if solar and wind are 30 % and

01:28:29.640 --> 01:28:33.479
fossil fuels are 29%, here's what's even more

01:28:33.479 --> 01:28:39.399
cool. Nuclear power, which is sustainable for

01:28:39.399 --> 01:28:43.739
life and safe because hey, we know how to do

01:28:43.739 --> 01:28:48.880
things right now. Nuclear power makes up 24 %

01:28:48.880 --> 01:28:53.260
of the European Union's power as of 2025. Wow.

01:28:53.460 --> 01:28:57.439
So you're talking about safe? for the environment

01:28:57.439 --> 01:29:01.819
fuels, 30 % of which is solar and wind, and 24

01:29:01.819 --> 01:29:09.159
% of which are nuclear, you've got about 55 %

01:29:09.159 --> 01:29:12.340
of the entire energy production of the European

01:29:12.340 --> 01:29:18.239
Union being solar and wind and nuclear. 55%.

01:29:18.359 --> 01:29:22.600
That's incredible. And about 17 % are the renewables

01:29:22.600 --> 01:29:25.680
and the remaining percentage are just other types

01:29:25.680 --> 01:29:31.880
of production. Sure. That's incredible. That's

01:29:31.880 --> 01:29:34.560
something we don't see in the US because you've

01:29:34.560 --> 01:29:39.260
got all these coal choking chodesters and people

01:29:39.260 --> 01:29:41.640
against nuclear for some reason, even though

01:29:41.640 --> 01:29:44.279
it is safe. Look at Illinois. It's one of the

01:29:44.279 --> 01:29:47.060
biggest nuclear producing states in the country.

01:29:47.420 --> 01:29:53.340
It is. It's so plausible. And not to break the

01:29:53.340 --> 01:29:56.659
fourth wall, but my next segment, I will be talking

01:29:56.659 --> 01:30:01.899
about how feasible this realistically is in the

01:30:01.899 --> 01:30:06.239
United States. And we just don't do it. We just

01:30:06.239 --> 01:30:11.159
don't do it because oil, big oil, has so much

01:30:11.159 --> 01:30:15.800
power over our government. Oh, they do. And if

01:30:15.800 --> 01:30:19.119
the EU can do it, then we can do it. And that's

01:30:19.119 --> 01:30:23.260
what I wanted to talk about is the fact that

01:30:23.260 --> 01:30:27.479
over the last 35 years, 36 as of current, but

01:30:27.479 --> 01:30:31.180
over the last 35 years, there's more nuclear,

01:30:31.680 --> 01:30:35.539
solar, and wind production in the EU than in

01:30:35.539 --> 01:30:38.180
the history of any collection of countries. No

01:30:38.180 --> 01:30:42.000
shit. Overtaking fossil fuels by a massive margin.

01:30:42.300 --> 01:30:46.119
Holy cow. That's... Inspiring it's inspiring

01:30:46.119 --> 01:30:49.420
because it's it's human beings doing what's best

01:30:49.420 --> 01:30:53.039
for humanity And it just seems so rare that that

01:30:53.039 --> 01:30:55.500
happens anymore, right? Because in this country

01:30:55.500 --> 01:30:57.399
people are too interested in playing politics

01:30:57.399 --> 01:31:00.880
versus what's best for everyone, right? Exactly

01:31:00.880 --> 01:31:04.260
So I I found that very important to bring up

01:31:04.260 --> 01:31:07.600
because it's just It's it's like a breath of

01:31:07.600 --> 01:31:10.399
fresh air of like some people are doing it right

01:31:10.399 --> 01:31:13.359
proving to everyone that it can be done, right?

01:31:13.520 --> 01:31:17.479
Mm -hmm, and I love that. Oh, yeah, damn Yeah,

01:31:18.079 --> 01:31:20.779
I like it's hopeful and I'm happy but at the

01:31:20.779 --> 01:31:25.199
same time I'm angry at this place. Yeah. Yeah

01:31:25.199 --> 01:31:27.880
such bullshit That's that's exactly my thoughts

01:31:27.880 --> 01:31:30.100
when I first saw it is like Wow There's people

01:31:30.100 --> 01:31:32.000
out there doing it right and they're on the right

01:31:32.000 --> 01:31:34.340
track Like everything is trending the way it

01:31:34.340 --> 01:31:36.979
should be but we shouldn't be using these antiquated

01:31:36.979 --> 01:31:40.680
fossil fuels which by the way have a life cycle

01:31:40.680 --> 01:31:45.819
of one use You produce gasoline, you get one

01:31:45.819 --> 01:31:48.739
use out of it, and you burn it. You produce a

01:31:48.739 --> 01:31:51.479
diesel, you get one use out of it, and you burn

01:31:51.479 --> 01:31:54.420
it. Natural gas, you dig it out the ground, you

01:31:54.420 --> 01:31:56.859
get one use out of it. That's right. You make

01:31:56.859 --> 01:31:59.140
a solar panel, it's gonna last for 20 years.

01:31:59.140 --> 01:32:00.619
It's gonna last for 20 years. And you can fucking

01:32:00.619 --> 01:32:03.119
recycle what it was made out of. Yes, you can.

01:32:03.720 --> 01:32:06.579
Yep. Renewable energy is renewable for a reason.

01:32:06.579 --> 01:32:08.960
The wind is never gonna stop blowing. And the

01:32:08.960 --> 01:32:12.560
water won't stop moving. Exactly. Yeah, that's...

01:32:12.619 --> 01:32:18.619
Man. And that brings me to, not to steal your

01:32:18.619 --> 01:32:23.260
segue, but that brings me to something everyone

01:32:23.260 --> 01:32:26.920
missed while they were sleeping. Uh -huh. Yes.

01:32:27.159 --> 01:32:30.479
Yes. A segment maybe called While You Were Sleeping.

01:32:30.500 --> 01:32:33.680
While You Were Sleeping. I have a YouTube video

01:32:33.680 --> 01:32:37.840
that I think is very important. Oh, okay. And

01:32:37.840 --> 01:32:40.520
it's along this same vein. So I kind of connected

01:32:40.520 --> 01:32:42.319
the two together down the Reddit rabbit hole

01:32:42.319 --> 01:32:44.560
and while you're sleeping because I thought they

01:32:44.560 --> 01:32:46.680
were very connected in a way. This video comes

01:32:46.680 --> 01:32:50.100
from a YouTube channel called Technology Connections.

01:32:50.399 --> 01:32:54.500
Okay. The video itself is called You Are Being

01:32:54.500 --> 01:32:58.460
Misled About Renewable Energy. That is the video

01:32:58.460 --> 01:33:03.460
title. It is an hour and a half video, video

01:33:03.460 --> 01:33:08.539
essay, if you will, about Solar power and wind

01:33:08.539 --> 01:33:13.699
power and how feasible they are In the first

01:33:13.699 --> 01:33:18.119
hour this this creator. I believe his name is

01:33:18.119 --> 01:33:25.739
Alec breaks down the Land usage in the United

01:33:25.739 --> 01:33:28.500
States. So this is this is like a local assessment

01:33:28.500 --> 01:33:31.340
of the United States the amount of land usage

01:33:31.340 --> 01:33:37.140
of corn simply grown to make biofuel the ethanol

01:33:37.140 --> 01:33:40.680
that goes into every gas car. If you were to

01:33:40.680 --> 01:33:43.800
take, and he breaks it down better than I will.

01:33:43.819 --> 01:33:45.939
Of course, I'm paraphrasing based on my memory

01:33:45.939 --> 01:33:49.720
of watching this video a month or so ago. He

01:33:49.720 --> 01:33:52.659
breaks down that if you were to take every acre

01:33:52.659 --> 01:33:58.060
of corn grown to make ethanol fuel and replace

01:33:58.060 --> 01:34:02.399
those acres with solar panels, you could power

01:34:02.399 --> 01:34:07.529
the United States and Canada. and Mexico, and

01:34:07.529 --> 01:34:10.270
every country in Central America. Oh my god.

01:34:10.729 --> 01:34:16.270
Period. Period. Wow. So we make all of this fucking

01:34:16.270 --> 01:34:20.489
eco -corn fuel, this ethanol, that gets used

01:34:20.489 --> 01:34:23.250
one time. You put it in your car, you burn it

01:34:23.250 --> 01:34:24.789
off, it goes into the atmosphere, and it warms

01:34:24.789 --> 01:34:28.310
up the earth. Right. Once, you could replace

01:34:28.310 --> 01:34:32.170
every acre of that with solar farms, and it could

01:34:32.170 --> 01:34:37.380
power North and Central America Forever using

01:34:37.380 --> 01:34:42.000
materials that are endlessly recyclable full

01:34:42.000 --> 01:34:47.819
stop God Full stop that's frustrating and if

01:34:47.819 --> 01:34:50.380
you want to look this up, it's technology connections

01:34:50.380 --> 01:34:52.819
The video title is you are being misled about

01:34:52.819 --> 01:34:57.579
renewable energy technology By the time I watched

01:34:57.579 --> 01:35:00.079
it it had like I think just under a million views

01:35:00.079 --> 01:35:01.979
It's got over three and a half million views

01:35:01.979 --> 01:35:05.680
now, which thank God. I want this Video to be

01:35:05.680 --> 01:35:08.479
seen I want this video to be heard because it's

01:35:08.479 --> 01:35:15.479
so important. It's such a wonderful Take on the

01:35:15.479 --> 01:35:21.180
asinine like ass backwards view on growing a

01:35:21.180 --> 01:35:24.819
What should be a source of food? But of course

01:35:24.819 --> 01:35:29.439
is not edible that we simply grow To cut down

01:35:29.439 --> 01:35:33.880
and burn one time in a car. Yeah you replace

01:35:33.880 --> 01:35:36.720
all of that with solar panels, you could power

01:35:36.720 --> 01:35:42.220
the United States twice over forever. That's

01:35:42.220 --> 01:35:45.520
unbelievable. Forever. And not to mention the

01:35:45.520 --> 01:35:49.420
use of solar panels like on an automobile. Why

01:35:49.420 --> 01:35:52.479
does every automobile not have like a solar panel

01:35:52.479 --> 01:35:55.500
roof on it? Sure and have the solar panel on

01:35:55.500 --> 01:35:59.000
your hood and there have been studies too And

01:35:59.000 --> 01:36:02.439
and that's something I there's there's like righties

01:36:02.439 --> 01:36:04.460
out there that that comment the same thing and

01:36:04.460 --> 01:36:07.800
it's important to know that you can charge a

01:36:07.800 --> 01:36:11.760
an electric car off of a solar panel on the roof

01:36:11.760 --> 01:36:14.680
and the hood of the car and the the trunk of

01:36:14.680 --> 01:36:18.239
the car, but it just doesn't carry enough because

01:36:18.239 --> 01:36:22.369
how much energy electric cars produce. So you

01:36:22.369 --> 01:36:26.989
will, if you just idly have a roof and hood and

01:36:26.989 --> 01:36:29.770
trunk that are solar panels, you will produce

01:36:29.770 --> 01:36:32.890
energy for your car, which is good, which should

01:36:32.890 --> 01:36:37.369
be done. Right. It's just not, it would take

01:36:37.369 --> 01:36:40.590
a decade and a half for you to see an ROI. I

01:36:40.590 --> 01:36:44.029
see. So it's a good thing to do. It's just like,

01:36:44.270 --> 01:36:46.149
do you want to wait 15 years to see your money

01:36:46.149 --> 01:36:50.130
back? Interesting. but if you were to take every

01:36:50.130 --> 01:36:54.869
field of ethanol growing corn and turn it into

01:36:54.869 --> 01:36:58.390
a solar panel, you would within the first year

01:36:58.390 --> 01:37:04.989
have enough energy to supply every house and

01:37:04.989 --> 01:37:09.090
every business in North America twice over. And

01:37:09.090 --> 01:37:13.130
it's that simple. Renewable energy is literally

01:37:13.130 --> 01:37:17.220
that fucking simple. It is. It really is. And

01:37:17.220 --> 01:37:19.420
you don't need to risk people's lives going into

01:37:19.420 --> 01:37:23.220
fucking coal mines or drilling oil on offshore

01:37:23.220 --> 01:37:26.800
ships and fracking, destroying people's water

01:37:26.800 --> 01:37:31.539
consumption. Yeah. It's so simple and yet capitalism

01:37:31.539 --> 01:37:35.199
doesn't like it because, oh, well, think of the

01:37:35.199 --> 01:37:38.279
jobs that the oil people have to do and the coal

01:37:38.279 --> 01:37:40.960
people have to do. Well, brother, you're going

01:37:40.960 --> 01:37:45.119
to create jobs manufacturing solar panels. Right.

01:37:45.310 --> 01:37:50.510
which creates jobs forever for a better purpose.

01:37:51.010 --> 01:37:53.909
Installing solar panels, servicing solar panels.

01:37:54.369 --> 01:37:57.710
Exactly. And it's so simple and yet it's not

01:37:57.710 --> 01:38:00.970
being done in the states because of propaganda

01:38:00.970 --> 01:38:05.090
and oil money. Right. And then you just tell

01:38:05.090 --> 01:38:06.510
those farmers, okay, well, you're not going to

01:38:06.510 --> 01:38:08.449
grow any crops. Well, what am I going to do then?

01:38:09.100 --> 01:38:12.300
trim the weeds around the solar panel? Right,

01:38:12.579 --> 01:38:15.159
you could just, you own the land. You own it,

01:38:15.340 --> 01:38:17.260
that's it. Put the solar panels on it and make

01:38:17.260 --> 01:38:19.640
passive income. And make passive income just

01:38:19.640 --> 01:38:22.340
by it being there. Yeah, mow the lawn around

01:38:22.340 --> 01:38:25.220
the solar panels. Right. Make money. Let them

01:38:25.220 --> 01:38:27.079
put the solar panels there, go buy yourself a

01:38:27.079 --> 01:38:27.500
cow. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. Right,

01:38:27.520 --> 01:38:30.600
you don't have to buy a fucking $300 ,000 tractor

01:38:30.600 --> 01:38:33.319
anymore. Nope. You can just buy a lawn mower.

01:38:33.680 --> 01:38:36.640
That's it, pretty much. God, it's so frustrating.

01:38:36.859 --> 01:38:39.119
Yeah. But I had to bring that up. I thought there

01:38:39.119 --> 01:38:43.479
were very... the correlation was so clear between

01:38:43.479 --> 01:38:46.800
the red rabbit hole and while you're sleeping

01:38:46.800 --> 01:38:49.739
that I had to do it. Yeah, I'm glad you did.

01:38:50.619 --> 01:38:53.760
All right. Well, on that note, we're going to

01:38:53.760 --> 01:38:56.079
take a break. When we come back, we're going

01:38:56.079 --> 01:38:58.619
to drink some beer. And we're going to do the

01:38:58.619 --> 01:39:00.699
world of what? Well, no, that wasn't quite right.

01:39:01.319 --> 01:39:04.619
The world of what? The world of... no. The world...

01:39:04.619 --> 01:39:08.960
no, no. the world no no how did i do that oh

01:39:08.960 --> 01:39:13.939
wait a minute world of weird news coming up next

01:39:13.939 --> 01:39:27.000
all right we're back everybody and uh we're now

01:39:27.000 --> 01:39:29.720
on to the home stretch starting out with our

01:39:29.720 --> 01:39:34.140
beer review the official beer review the only

01:39:34.430 --> 01:39:36.689
The one and only. If you find other ones out

01:39:36.689 --> 01:39:40.310
there, they're posers. Posers. Copying us, how

01:39:40.310 --> 01:39:42.750
dare they. How dare they do it. Oh my goodness,

01:39:42.890 --> 01:39:45.109
we won't send cease and desist, but just know

01:39:45.109 --> 01:39:47.789
we've got our eyes on you. We do. Actually, I

01:39:47.789 --> 01:39:49.430
got my eye on this beer, to be completely honest.

01:39:49.449 --> 01:39:51.890
Oh my goodness, you haven't popped yours. Do

01:39:51.890 --> 01:39:54.170
it for the people. I will, I will do it. At home.

01:39:54.310 --> 01:39:56.810
I will do it for the people. And I'll tell them

01:39:56.810 --> 01:40:00.590
what it is. I will pop it for you. Pop and lock.

01:40:00.729 --> 01:40:03.149
Oh, that's what's up. Man, that peeks the mic

01:40:03.149 --> 01:40:05.829
only a little bit. Only a little bit. Yeah, you

01:40:05.829 --> 01:40:08.789
know. I'll fix it in post. Fix it in post. I

01:40:08.789 --> 01:40:12.869
don't know. Well, I don't know much. That's okay.

01:40:13.010 --> 01:40:16.850
I don't know. You and me both. We have today

01:40:16.850 --> 01:40:20.130
something Mark Moe picked up for us for this

01:40:20.130 --> 01:40:24.989
show. The Edmund Fitzgerald Porter straight out

01:40:24.989 --> 01:40:27.409
of the Great Lakes Brewing Company, which I believe

01:40:27.409 --> 01:40:30.390
we tried the Great Lakes Brewing Company Christmas

01:40:30.390 --> 01:40:34.140
Ale. Yep. A season or two ago. We did. And they

01:40:34.140 --> 01:40:38.279
make this Edmund Fitzgerald Porter. 6 % ABV.

01:40:38.279 --> 01:40:42.020
We've got this in these 12 ounce cans. 37 on

01:40:42.020 --> 01:40:45.739
the International Bitters unit. One of my friends

01:40:45.739 --> 01:40:48.000
has checked into this before and they gave it

01:40:48.000 --> 01:40:53.300
a 3 .5. Oh, okay. While... Everyone as untapped

01:40:53.300 --> 01:40:55.500
the app on our phone says it's free, but we're

01:40:55.500 --> 01:40:59.659
not sponsored The average score is a three point

01:40:59.659 --> 01:41:02.079
seven eight and these scores are out of five

01:41:02.079 --> 01:41:06.020
my score So it's a regional brewery out of Cleveland,

01:41:06.420 --> 01:41:10.500
Ohio The style as they say it's an American porter

01:41:10.500 --> 01:41:14.060
brewed in memory of the sunken freighter with

01:41:14.060 --> 01:41:18.039
rich toasted barley and bittersweet chocolate

01:41:18.039 --> 01:41:22.020
coffee notes What they claim and we will try

01:41:22.020 --> 01:41:24.399
it for you today out of these 12 ounce cans give

01:41:24.399 --> 01:41:28.100
it a score from 0 to 5 Because we can and let

01:41:28.100 --> 01:41:31.140
you know what we taste as we taste it. Let's

01:41:31.140 --> 01:41:34.739
go the Edmund Fitzgerald's slainte slainte Oh

01:41:34.739 --> 01:41:39.680
my god, it smells amazing Fuck that tastes good

01:41:39.680 --> 01:41:45.800
Wow now mind you we have on the show before drink

01:41:45.800 --> 01:41:49.810
beers out of beer steins, beer mugs, and we've

01:41:49.810 --> 01:41:52.489
drank them out of cans or bottles before. And

01:41:52.489 --> 01:41:57.649
as like actual savants, tasting savants, and

01:41:57.649 --> 01:42:00.890
chefs go, they will tell you drinking something

01:42:00.890 --> 01:42:04.750
out of a can versus a bottle versus a glass,

01:42:05.310 --> 01:42:08.369
they do taste and smell different. So we are

01:42:08.369 --> 01:42:10.710
drinking this out of the can it was provided

01:42:10.710 --> 01:42:14.029
in, and it smells amazing out of the can. It

01:42:14.029 --> 01:42:17.760
smells chocolatey. But here's the thing on my

01:42:17.760 --> 01:42:20.439
palate, at least. Yeah. I got the coffee right

01:42:20.439 --> 01:42:23.000
away, and I didn't get the chocolate notes until

01:42:23.000 --> 01:42:26.600
the end. I 100 % agree. 100 % agree. And this

01:42:26.600 --> 01:42:30.300
is bouncing off of that. The interesting part

01:42:30.300 --> 01:42:36.199
to me is the fact it smells like hot chocolate.

01:42:36.659 --> 01:42:39.180
It kind of does. It smells like hot chocolate,

01:42:39.340 --> 01:42:44.619
and it tastes like an espresso mocha. That is

01:42:44.619 --> 01:42:47.619
fascinating. Isn't it? On the palate and the

01:42:47.619 --> 01:42:51.220
nose. Because it's so clearly on the nose chocolate,

01:42:51.439 --> 01:42:53.880
but on the mouth it's coffee. It is for sure.

01:42:54.100 --> 01:42:58.560
That is remarkably enjoyable. I like it a lot.

01:42:58.859 --> 01:43:01.680
It's higher ABV than most of the porters we try.

01:43:01.840 --> 01:43:04.619
Most porters are four to five percent because

01:43:04.619 --> 01:43:07.880
they're, I believe porters are lager based. If

01:43:07.880 --> 01:43:10.840
I'm correct me if I'm wrong lovely listener,

01:43:10.840 --> 01:43:13.899
but I believe porters are lager base Yeah, and

01:43:13.899 --> 01:43:17.039
this this one's higher percentage for that, but

01:43:17.039 --> 01:43:20.680
it tastes remarkable Yeah, I I'm enjoying it

01:43:20.680 --> 01:43:24.979
quite a bit and a lot of times a Porter or a

01:43:24.979 --> 01:43:27.539
stout can leave a little bit on that on the palate

01:43:27.539 --> 01:43:32.319
on the tongue sure After you consume it not long.

01:43:32.319 --> 01:43:36.060
It's not malort. Yeah, but leave a little something

01:43:36.060 --> 01:43:41.050
there Uh, and, uh, this is, um, this is good.

01:43:41.590 --> 01:43:45.510
It's very tasty. And I will note on at least

01:43:45.510 --> 01:43:47.069
my palette, which of course we have different

01:43:47.069 --> 01:43:50.869
palettes. All of this is subjective. Um, there

01:43:50.869 --> 01:43:53.189
is something lasting on my palette and it's a

01:43:53.189 --> 01:43:58.649
very specific, uh, fruity note when, when you

01:43:58.649 --> 01:44:00.970
like taste dark chocolates, right? Yes. And you

01:44:00.970 --> 01:44:05.029
get that fruity cocoa flavor. Yes. I get that.

01:44:05.039 --> 01:44:07.460
Like there is something lasting on my palate

01:44:07.460 --> 01:44:11.720
that's like fruity in a in a cocoa bean type

01:44:11.720 --> 01:44:15.920
way Oh for sure. Yeah, and I I like that. I love

01:44:15.920 --> 01:44:19.739
that. That is that is very flavorful and and

01:44:19.739 --> 01:44:23.680
Tasty. Yeah for people don't know like Porter's

01:44:23.680 --> 01:44:27.439
style beers It's a dark top fermented beer style

01:44:27.439 --> 01:44:30.460
originating in 18th century London known for

01:44:30.460 --> 01:44:33.000
its chocolate caramel and toasty malt flavors

01:44:33.500 --> 01:44:37.000
Often with lower bitterness, which I like, than

01:44:37.000 --> 01:44:40.560
a stout, which historically evolved from it.

01:44:40.680 --> 01:44:43.100
Key variations include English porters, which

01:44:43.100 --> 01:44:45.840
are malty and sweet, American porters, often

01:44:45.840 --> 01:44:49.039
hoppier with coffee or citrus notes, and Baltic

01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:51.739
porters, which are stronger lager -style porter.

01:44:51.939 --> 01:44:54.680
Yeah. It's made with roasty malts, not roasted

01:44:54.680 --> 01:44:58.680
barley, which is the key to a stout. Oh, sure.

01:44:58.800 --> 01:45:02.819
And is a popular Dark beer, especially in cooler

01:45:02.819 --> 01:45:05.199
months, which it actually is today. Yeah. Yeah

01:45:05.199 --> 01:45:10.539
that it is I My flavor profile I added chocolate

01:45:10.539 --> 01:45:14.800
fruity dark roasty smooth and coffee Mm -hmm,

01:45:15.560 --> 01:45:18.260
and I like this a lot this this hits all the

01:45:18.260 --> 01:45:23.359
notes. I want from a porter. Yeah It's it's it's

01:45:23.359 --> 01:45:25.600
got the roastiness of the coffee and it's got

01:45:25.600 --> 01:45:28.760
the chocolate flavor But then there's something

01:45:28.760 --> 01:45:32.619
lasting that literally provides the fruity notes

01:45:32.619 --> 01:45:35.520
of a dark chocolate that you would not regularly

01:45:35.520 --> 01:45:40.159
find in a mass -produced porter. I'm going 425

01:45:40.159 --> 01:45:44.970
out of 5. I really like this. It is good. And

01:45:44.970 --> 01:45:47.729
here's the thing, I go to some bars in Chicago,

01:45:47.810 --> 01:45:49.130
and there's this one bar called the Map Room,

01:45:49.210 --> 01:45:51.670
which I really like. Just that typical corner

01:45:51.670 --> 01:45:54.409
bar in Chicago, but it's got a great vibe, an

01:45:54.409 --> 01:45:57.350
excellent beer selection, a glass for each beer,

01:45:57.369 --> 01:46:01.949
which I totally dig. And there was a, but although

01:46:01.949 --> 01:46:06.489
I think this was a stout, it was one that had

01:46:06.489 --> 01:46:11.659
a high cocoa flavor profile to it. So there was

01:46:11.659 --> 01:46:14.760
definitely like a cocoa flavoring to it, and

01:46:14.760 --> 01:46:17.260
it was very smooth, and I liked it, and then

01:46:17.260 --> 01:46:20.079
next time we went back, it was gone. Oh, devastating.

01:46:20.100 --> 01:46:21.560
I'm like, oh, and then I couldn't remember what

01:46:21.560 --> 01:46:24.420
it was called, and I'm like, shit. But I think

01:46:24.420 --> 01:46:27.680
Haymarket is a brewery in Chicago. I think Haymarket

01:46:27.680 --> 01:46:29.380
made it, so I'm sure if I go onto their website,

01:46:29.460 --> 01:46:32.000
I can find it up. Sure. But when I saw this and

01:46:32.000 --> 01:46:34.880
saw the flavor profiles, I was like, ooh. Similar.

01:46:35.020 --> 01:46:37.439
This is my guy. Yeah. This is my guy right here.

01:46:37.699 --> 01:46:40.699
And I do like it, so I think maybe... I don't

01:46:40.699 --> 01:46:44.220
know, like I used to be a lager guy. Lagers and

01:46:44.220 --> 01:46:48.180
ales. Sure. And I don't know, the more I drink

01:46:48.180 --> 01:46:50.399
porters, the more I just really like them. Yeah,

01:46:50.479 --> 01:46:52.819
they're very tasty. Because it's like all that

01:46:52.819 --> 01:46:56.340
I enjoy about a stout, but none of the bitterness

01:46:56.340 --> 01:46:58.819
that comes with the stout. Yeah, yeah. So I really

01:46:58.819 --> 01:47:02.380
do like it. Now, on the untapped app, you get

01:47:02.380 --> 01:47:05.520
little badges, right? Yeah, yeah. For doing X

01:47:05.520 --> 01:47:07.880
amount of things, X amount of time. I got a badge.

01:47:08.079 --> 01:47:12.159
Cheers to independent U .S. craft breweries.

01:47:12.520 --> 01:47:18.159
Level 63. Oh. Quote, cheers beer patriot. You're

01:47:18.159 --> 01:47:20.779
supporting the small and independent American

01:47:20.779 --> 01:47:23.840
craft brewer. When you see that seal shaped like

01:47:23.840 --> 01:47:26.439
an upside -down beer bottle, it's independence

01:47:26.439 --> 01:47:31.180
you're tasting. Try five more to earn level 64,

01:47:31.680 --> 01:47:33.979
mate. Wow. That's pretty good. That's freaking

01:47:33.979 --> 01:47:37.640
good. Pretty good. I, um, I grade it a four.

01:47:37.899 --> 01:47:42.420
And Dark Roasty Smooth, Coffee, Sweet, all that,

01:47:42.579 --> 01:47:46.920
great. Liked it very much, gave it a four. It

01:47:46.920 --> 01:47:50.680
enters the elite tier. Yes, yeah, most definitely

01:47:50.680 --> 01:47:56.300
does. And so, yeah, I've got Middle of the Road

01:47:56.300 --> 01:48:02.180
badge, level 10. Hey! Yeah, so that one, and

01:48:02.180 --> 01:48:05.460
then Heavyweight. Level two. How do you get middle

01:48:05.460 --> 01:48:07.600
of the road and heavyweight? I don't know how

01:48:07.600 --> 01:48:09.979
I do that. How do they differentiate it? All

01:48:09.979 --> 01:48:11.840
right middle the road says looking for more kick

01:48:11.840 --> 01:48:14.680
than a session beer But want to be able to stay

01:48:14.680 --> 01:48:17.300
for a few rounds You have to keep it in the middle

01:48:17.300 --> 01:48:20.199
as 50 beers of an abv of greater than five, but

01:48:20.199 --> 01:48:24.720
less than 10 Okay, okay try five more for level

01:48:24.720 --> 01:48:29.220
11. Okay, i'll do that Yes, we will yes challenge

01:48:29.220 --> 01:48:32.180
accepted uh, and then you unlocked a badge heavy

01:48:32.180 --> 01:48:34.439
weight level two porters and stouts are rich

01:48:34.439 --> 01:48:36.859
with both history and flavor Roasty dark and

01:48:36.859 --> 01:48:39.720
delicious these two styles help start That's

01:48:39.720 --> 01:48:42.720
ten different beers with a style of Porter or

01:48:42.720 --> 01:48:45.439
stop. Try five more for level three. Righteous

01:48:45.439 --> 01:48:49.539
Yeah, let's do that add that to the list To the

01:48:49.539 --> 01:48:53.739
list as well But yeah, that was very good and

01:48:53.739 --> 01:48:56.220
that leads us to the final segment of the show

01:48:56.220 --> 01:48:59.479
the world of weird news here on the Mark Mo show

01:48:59.479 --> 01:49:01.319
By the way, I haven't said it in a hot minute.

01:49:01.359 --> 01:49:04.119
I'm Mark Maloney. That's a Maloney. We're you're

01:49:04.119 --> 01:49:07.460
hosting co -host and producer and Yeah, all that

01:49:07.460 --> 01:49:08.979
kind of stuff. All the good stuff. All that kind

01:49:08.979 --> 01:49:10.859
of good stuff. We don't fuck couches though.

01:49:11.539 --> 01:49:14.460
Exactly. There's no vice president in this house.

01:49:14.840 --> 01:49:25.569
At least not anymore. look I misinterpreted loveseat

01:49:25.569 --> 01:49:30.789
okay an easy mistake to me easy mistake I get

01:49:30.789 --> 01:49:33.350
it someone has to put the love in love couch

01:49:33.350 --> 01:49:42.390
indeed indeed they do all right president a my

01:49:42.390 --> 01:49:47.640
world of weird news from Cincinnati, Ohio. Oh,

01:49:47.739 --> 01:49:50.939
the greatest place in Cincinnati. In Cincinnati.

01:49:52.119 --> 01:49:56.199
WKRP is finally coming home to Cincinnati. DP

01:49:56.199 --> 01:49:59.180
McIntyre of Raleigh, North Carolina runs a media

01:49:59.180 --> 01:50:02.039
nonprofit that has been the proud owner of the

01:50:02.039 --> 01:50:07.600
call sign WKRP since 2014. McIntyre 56 recalled

01:50:07.600 --> 01:50:11.939
watching the first episode of the 1978 CBS sitcom

01:50:11.939 --> 01:50:16.159
WKRP in Cincinnati. I got up and I proclaimed

01:50:16.159 --> 01:50:20.020
I'm going to be in radio. Whoa. And it was an

01:50:20.020 --> 01:50:22.659
influence for me, too. That's funny. Sure. And

01:50:22.659 --> 01:50:25.579
if I ever have the opportunity, I'm going to

01:50:25.579 --> 01:50:31.060
run a station called WTRP. According to the Associated

01:50:31.060 --> 01:50:36.579
Press, McIntyre's local broadcast WKRP LP 101

01:50:36.579 --> 01:50:41.239
.9 FM went live on the air November 30th 2015

01:50:41.239 --> 01:50:45.579
and boasted irreverent offerings such as a show

01:50:45.579 --> 01:50:49.100
called Weird Al and Friends. That's so cool.

01:50:49.199 --> 01:50:52.180
And even an annual Thanksgiving turkey giveaway

01:50:52.180 --> 01:50:56.460
where McIntyre's team gives out gift certificates

01:50:56.460 --> 01:50:59.500
to a local grocery store. nod to the sitcom's

01:50:59.500 --> 01:51:02.460
famous Turkey Day episode. That's cool. It's

01:51:02.460 --> 01:51:05.859
so awesome. When McIntyre sought bids on the

01:51:05.859 --> 01:51:09.500
call letters, Cincinnati answered, I cannot,

01:51:09.619 --> 01:51:14.479
by contract, tell you when. I cannot tell you

01:51:14.479 --> 01:51:18.279
who. But I can tell you, direct to the camera,

01:51:18.699 --> 01:51:21.840
WKRP, after 48 years, is coming to Cincinnati.

01:51:23.389 --> 01:51:26.909
McIntyre said, it has a special place in the

01:51:26.909 --> 01:51:29.369
hearts of an awful lot of people and we have

01:51:29.369 --> 01:51:32.029
been very, very, very proud to have been a steward

01:51:32.029 --> 01:51:35.510
of that legacy. That's so cool. Isn't that amazing?

01:51:35.590 --> 01:51:39.270
I love it. I love it so much. Holy hell. North

01:51:39.270 --> 01:51:42.670
Carolina and Ohio finally get that smooch of

01:51:42.670 --> 01:51:45.130
life. They do. They really do. Which is weird

01:51:45.130 --> 01:51:49.250
because on the license plates of North Carolina,

01:51:49.489 --> 01:51:52.149
one of them says first in flight because of the

01:51:52.140 --> 01:51:55.279
brothers. Correct. And then the other one I think

01:51:55.279 --> 01:51:58.979
it's Ohio says like the birth of flight. Dayton,

01:51:59.239 --> 01:52:03.649
Ohio. Yeah. Where they were born. Yes. So Ohio

01:52:03.649 --> 01:52:06.029
and North Carolina have always had this thing

01:52:06.029 --> 01:52:08.489
of like, well, we own the Wright brothers. No,

01:52:08.529 --> 01:52:10.770
we own the Wright brothers. Right. And they come

01:52:10.770 --> 01:52:13.310
together in radio. They come together in radio.

01:52:13.409 --> 01:52:15.630
God bless. They got their chocolate and the other

01:52:15.630 --> 01:52:17.829
one's peanut butter and they finally came together.

01:52:18.130 --> 01:52:22.449
Thank God. Someone had to do it and bless DP

01:52:22.449 --> 01:52:25.890
McIntyre. DP McIntyre. What a dude. God bless.

01:52:26.029 --> 01:52:28.239
Guy of the day. My man. All right, what you got,

01:52:28.319 --> 01:52:31.079
man? I have a little story here that kind of

01:52:31.079 --> 01:52:33.640
ties in a little bit to our opening segment,

01:52:33.760 --> 01:52:37.340
The Useful Idiots. Yeah. This comes from Irish

01:52:37.340 --> 01:52:40.819
Star US. Oh, okay. Which I believe is an Irish

01:52:40.819 --> 01:52:44.000
publication, but this is the United States publication

01:52:44.000 --> 01:52:48.840
of that. Of that. Irish Star. R .F .K. Jr. cut

01:52:48.840 --> 01:52:52.020
off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation,

01:52:52.060 --> 01:52:56.979
quote, to study later. This is a real story.

01:52:57.199 --> 01:53:00.859
from a real publication in the real United States.

01:53:01.880 --> 01:53:05.220
An all -new book revealed private journals that

01:53:05.220 --> 01:53:08.520
detail a series of unusual and personal incidents

01:53:08.520 --> 01:53:11.920
in R .F .K. Jr.'s life, including an absurd scenario

01:53:11.920 --> 01:53:16.319
involving raccoon genitalia. Quote, a biography

01:53:16.319 --> 01:53:20.520
of R .F. Kay Jr. is shedding light on a series

01:53:20.520 --> 01:53:23.300
of personal and unusual moments from his past,

01:53:23.460 --> 01:53:25.800
including an incident in which he documented

01:53:25.800 --> 01:53:29.380
cutting off a dead raccoon's penis during a family

01:53:29.380 --> 01:53:35.319
outing. Oh. Oh. As most people do. The book,

01:53:35.460 --> 01:53:40.640
R .F .K. Jr., The Fall and Rise, written by investigative

01:53:40.640 --> 01:53:44.000
journalist Isabel Vincent, draws from dozens

01:53:44.000 --> 01:53:47.359
of sources, including private journals of said

01:53:47.359 --> 01:53:52.600
Kennedy, kept in New York between 1999 and 2001.

01:53:53.319 --> 01:53:55.520
These journals, which are updated daily, were

01:53:55.520 --> 01:53:58.479
later shared with Vincent. following the 2012

01:53:58.479 --> 01:54:02.199
death of his second wife, Mary Richardson Kennedy.

01:54:02.840 --> 01:54:05.260
According to the book, the journals were held

01:54:05.260 --> 01:54:08.899
by Mary as leverage during their divorce. Oh

01:54:08.899 --> 01:54:11.819
no. Which had not been finalized at the time

01:54:11.819 --> 01:54:14.920
of her death, age 52, quite young by the way.

01:54:15.619 --> 01:54:21.340
She died by suicide. Mind you, May 16, 2012,

01:54:21.539 --> 01:54:24.779
at her home in Westchester County, New York,

01:54:25.159 --> 01:54:28.479
the new biography comes as RFK Jr.'s podcast

01:54:28.479 --> 01:54:33.100
launch was ridicules as critics said, quote,

01:54:33.420 --> 01:54:39.579
their ears will bleed. Vincent's reporting uses

01:54:39.579 --> 01:54:42.060
the journals to paint a detailed pictures of

01:54:42.060 --> 01:54:44.579
Kennedy's personal struggles, family tensions,

01:54:44.859 --> 01:54:48.609
and long standing quote, interest in wildlife.

01:54:49.350 --> 01:54:52.689
One entry dated November 11th, 2001 describes

01:54:52.689 --> 01:54:55.090
Kennedy pulling over on the highway while driving

01:54:55.090 --> 01:54:58.329
with his family after spotting a dead raccoon.

01:54:58.810 --> 01:55:02.369
Quote, from Kennedy, I was standing in front

01:55:02.369 --> 01:55:06.829
of my parked car on I -684, cutting the penis

01:55:06.829 --> 01:55:10.270
out of a road killed raccoon. Think about how

01:55:10.270 --> 01:55:13.229
some of my family members were weird as they

01:55:13.229 --> 01:55:17.460
turned out to be. Reportedly refracting on strained

01:55:17.460 --> 01:55:20.739
relationships between his brother Douglas and

01:55:20.739 --> 01:55:24.479
his cousin Bobby Quote my kids patiently wait

01:55:24.479 --> 01:55:35.600
in the car as I did this So, uh, yeah if all

01:55:35.600 --> 01:55:40.060
those stories about RFK you know, dumping dead

01:55:40.060 --> 01:55:43.939
bodies of bears in Central Park and going on

01:55:43.939 --> 01:55:46.539
coke binges weren't enough. Yeah, he just sliced

01:55:46.539 --> 01:55:50.659
the dick off a dead raccoon. God. You know, the

01:55:50.659 --> 01:55:53.819
old health and safety guy of the United States.

01:55:54.359 --> 01:55:57.899
Because, of course. Because, of course. I wish

01:55:57.899 --> 01:56:09.420
I could do his voice. Don't know if anyone It's

01:56:09.420 --> 01:56:12.840
it's it is it's just this grab no like I don't

01:56:12.840 --> 01:56:15.420
I gotta penis Yeah, who does that? I cut the

01:56:15.420 --> 01:56:19.939
penis off of a raccoon Joe Rogan. Are you proud

01:56:19.939 --> 01:56:23.420
of me? And then what was the slightly unrelated

01:56:23.420 --> 01:56:26.960
but it's it's it's him So whatever but like there

01:56:26.960 --> 01:56:31.159
were there were like images of him Working out.

01:56:31.579 --> 01:56:35.859
Shirtless and jeans. With fucking Kid Rock. Kid

01:56:35.859 --> 01:56:39.380
Rock. The least in shape person of all time.

01:56:39.579 --> 01:56:44.000
And I know, I know a guy who works at a bar and

01:56:44.000 --> 01:56:46.720
he's a homosexual. Now here's a guy. And he's

01:56:46.720 --> 01:56:48.899
looked at that photo and he looked at me and

01:56:48.899 --> 01:56:55.220
he goes, so gay. I just, I lost it. I started

01:56:55.220 --> 01:56:59.119
cracking up. I mean, I know it's morbid and maybe

01:56:59.119 --> 01:57:03.239
uncouth, but maybe that's why Mary checked out.

01:57:03.760 --> 01:57:07.539
Maybe Mary checked out because Robert was fucking

01:57:07.539 --> 01:57:12.380
dudes. Right? Gosh, I can't wait to get in the

01:57:12.380 --> 01:57:18.640
pants of Kid Rock. Wow. Rock is not what I thought

01:57:18.640 --> 01:57:23.439
it really was. He puts the kid in Kid Rock. That's

01:57:23.439 --> 01:57:27.739
why Donald and I get along. Oh, no. Pedo jokes.

01:57:27.840 --> 01:57:32.819
Oh, boy. Very cool, RFK. What a dude. What a

01:57:32.819 --> 01:57:35.539
something. Whatever. I don't know. Robert Sr.

01:57:35.619 --> 01:57:40.000
would surely be proud. Oh, God. Anyway. All right.

01:57:40.060 --> 01:57:43.560
Note to people. Leave raccoons alone. Their penises

01:57:43.560 --> 01:57:47.779
are not for your consumption. Yeah. What is for

01:57:47.779 --> 01:57:51.060
your consumption is Edmund Fitzgerald Porter.

01:57:51.640 --> 01:57:55.079
By Great Lakes Brewing. Not sponsored, but golly

01:57:55.079 --> 01:57:57.420
recommended. Golly recommend it indeed. You got

01:57:57.420 --> 01:58:01.979
a 425 from me and a 4 .0 from Mark Morrow. That's

01:58:01.979 --> 01:58:04.880
high praise. It is high praise. And we are going

01:58:04.880 --> 01:58:08.319
to close the show on that good note. And hey,

01:58:08.479 --> 01:58:10.420
make sure you listen to Aid and Spell the Right

01:58:10.420 --> 01:58:14.399
Way. YouTube, great gaming content. A &M Gaming,

01:58:14.439 --> 01:58:18.000
that's our gaming channel. Also YouTube, make

01:58:18.000 --> 01:58:21.800
sure you check that out. Like, subscribe, engage,

01:58:21.899 --> 01:58:25.420
all that kind of good stuff. Means a lot to us.

01:58:25.579 --> 01:58:29.840
And once again, this has been the Mark Mo Show

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Season 6. Let's keep it going. Let's keep it

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going. Leave Raccoon Penis alone. Oh, yeah. What

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the fuck?