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Hey there everybody welcome to the Mark Mo show

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it is season 5 episode 9 communication breakdown

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What's going on everybody? It it's your host

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with the most I don't know about all that It's

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Mark Maloney along with my co -host Aidan Maloney

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co -host producer all -around Frickin amazing

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dude. How are you man? I'll live in that beautiful

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American dream, you know. Oh, yeah, you know

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you wake up one day Presidents doing stuff to

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kids you wake up the next day doing the same

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bombing bombing country countries, right? It's

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it's it's good times. Yeah Not really not at

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all no not these days like oh man, why is why

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is Gen Z and You know, why are the Millennials,

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they're so angsty and jaded all the time. Boy,

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I wonder. Gee, I wonder why. Boy, I wonder. Who

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is to say, regardless of macro socioeconomic

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breakdowns. Yep. It's chilling. I'm chilling.

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It's starting to feel more like spring out there,

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which I'm excited about. That's good, yeah. But

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yeah, I've got a question for you now. Ooh, yes.

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What is a windmill's favorite music genre? A

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windmill's favorite music genre. Yeah. I'm not

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sure if this is still a music genre. Uh -huh.

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I think it was in the mid -16th century, but

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I'm kind of thinking Deadbird. Close. It's a

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big metal fan. Uh -huh. Hey, right? Wow. Now

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he's a dog dad, folks, but that was a deadest

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joke I ever heard. Holy shit. Oh man, we like

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to kick it off with humor around here. Well done.

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Big metal fan. Yeah, that's that's good. Yeah.

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Well, Neva is one of one of our listeners and

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someone who often gives me dad jokes. This is

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true. I think she would appreciate that. Yeah.

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She would. You can take that one. That one's

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on the house. That one's on the house. No extra

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charge. We'll charge you for something later

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on. Yeah, exactly. Foreshadowing. Yeah. Don't

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worry about it. It's all good. But Aidan, in

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addition to this show, podcast, whatever you

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want to call it. just an all -around good time.

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He has his own YouTube gaming channel. It's called

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Aiden Spelled the Right Way. He has new content

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all the time, GeoGuessr PolyBridge Observation

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Duty, lots of horror movie games, so much fun,

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each and every week. Now, I know what people

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can expect because you showed it to me. I haven't

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seen it yet, but the artwork, the cover work

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for it... It's something. It's pretty great.

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I have fun making thumbnails and titles. I have

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fun editing, as much fun as I do making the content

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itself. And the one you're referencing is an

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episode I had come out Thursday, so just a couple

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of days ago for us. The game was called Cursed

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Meal, or Cursed Meal, however you want to pronounce

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that word. I won't give away too much, because,

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you know, spoilers. But it's this game where

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you get a humble job. as a church assistant,

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pastor's assistant, and there's something not

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quite right about this church. Can't put your

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finger on it. There's not something quite right

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about most churches. This is true. To be fair.

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But yeah, you can't quite put your finger on

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it, but as you go through, you learn it's like,

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oh no, there's stuff going on here. Uh -oh. And

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yeah, it's probably one of... the most fun episodes

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I've made in a while. Not that the other ones

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aren't fun, but I had a lot of fun with this

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one. Just doing silly voices and just like the

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bits I was able to conjure. Oh, I love it. I

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was just on. That's amazing. Like in editing,

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I was cracking my own self up. I'm like, that's

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a good sign. Oh, that is definitely a good sign.

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And based on your gaming and you've been doing

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gaming for a while and it's been successful,

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it's been fun, all that kind of good stuff. We

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decided to come together and do a kind of a collab.

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So it's some of the ad lib improv stuff that

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we do on this show, but we do it while we're

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gaming. So we always try to pick games where

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we're able to kind of interact with our audience

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as opposed to like some games where you really

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got to kind of be screwed in. But yeah, so it's

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called the A &M Gaming that is also on YouTube.

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And it's a lot of fun. It's a good time. We've

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been doing this daddy dating simulator game.

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Yep, Dream Daddy. Dream Daddy. That's how the

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song goes. Pretty much. Yeah, it's a work of

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art. But yeah, we've been doing that. But we

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do a lot of other different kinds of games and

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stuff, too. So definitely. check out that channel

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like and subscribe and all that kind of all that

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kind of good stuff yeah as well so before we

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get cooking here uh i want to talk for a hot

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second as much as i can i'm going to leave some

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things out because i probably should but uh yours

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truly after recording last week's show uh was

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struck by a vehicle now It's funny when I tell

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people as well, nothing was funny about it. But

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I mean, I guess maybe it is now, because I'm

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alive. The further you get away from a tragedy,

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the more humor you can find in it. Yeah. You

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know? L -O -L, the pain. 9 -11, right? 9 -11.

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In this economy. The inflation's so bad, 7 -11

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is now 9 -11. Yeah, pretty much. My man. Pretty

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much. Yikers. So, anyway, this dude hits me,

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and it's funny because every time I tell a story,

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they say, oh, you got hit by a car, and the first

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thing out of people's mouths are, oh, my God,

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how's your car? F my car, man. That's what insurance

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is for. I don't give a shit about my car. You

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as a pedestrian. How am I doing? Yeah. People

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say you got hit by a car, and they're thinking,

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oh, you got in an accident. No, no, no. As a

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pedestrian, Mark Mo. Got hit by a car. Right.

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Um, so yeah, it was it was pretty crazy Uh, you

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know dude hits me and i'm up on his trunk inside

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of his car hanging out for dear life smacking

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his car with my hand yelling and then when he

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makes that turn I go flying off the car eight

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to ten feet in the air land on my head and my

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neck and uh, so it was a thing. Yeah, and uh

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He pulls up and i've thought okay. Well this

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jerk at least stopped Well, then he gets out

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of the car, and he goes up to this bar. And I'm

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like, what are you doing? And he comes out of

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the bar with two friends. I'm like, you just

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hit me with a car. Why are you going to rough

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me up with your homies? I'm like, what is going

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on right now? But no, they just get in the car,

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acknowledge me, like I was like, holding my hand

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out like, hey. He looks at me like, hmm, kind

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of, who are those people in Minecraft? Are they

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villagers? Villagers, hmm. And gets his car,

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they back up really fast again, and he bounces

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right over a curb, out of the street, gone. But,

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yours truly, in his weakened condition, thought

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enough to grab the make and model and tag. Smart.

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Yeah, big brain. Ultimately they got him, which

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is great. They nabbed the guy. Yeah. So, I guess

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a funny thing that they can laugh about now.

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There's cameras, security cameras all over, so

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they're like, yeah, we probably have it. so the

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cop is looking and when he views the footage

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he he has to watch on a big screen tv at the

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front of the bar they're playing it back like

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super bowl they're like oh check out this play

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oh we did him dirty boy that left tackle really

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missed his block he got the jukes and he's out

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of there he's out of there he's sacked So he's

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watching on this big screen. Now I'm sitting

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at the bar rail. I've got a massive ice pack

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on my head and I'm sipping on some water, hating

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life. And this cop is watching and someone's

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tapping my left shoulder. And so I look over

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and the guy's like, dude, dude, check that shit

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out. That guy gets nailed by a car. And and I

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just turned to him kind of slowly and I'm like,

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um, I know. I was there. All right, whatever.

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It didn't click. It didn't click. It didn't click

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with old boy. It didn't click. That he was looking

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at the star of the show. I was. I was the star

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of that movie. You were on TV. I could have signed

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an autograph for him. But yeah, so we'll see

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how I perform today. As my brain is still scrambled,

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it has been all week. I've been very nocturnal.

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I try to sleep through most of the day if I can.

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But I'm always having to run a few errands here

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and there. So, you know, I'm out and like a vampire.

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I'm like, my son. But yeah, so we'll we'll see

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how that goes. But concussion, whiplash, bruises,

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battered, all that shit. But. As a public service

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announcement, let me just say getting hit by

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a car sucks. Don't do it. I do not recommend

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it. Yeah, if you do it on purpose, they might

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get you for a crime. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Exactly.

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So don't get hit by a car on purpose. On purpose,

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accident. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's just

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a bad time. And yeah, on a deeper level, though,

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I just keep thinking about it. Mind you. like

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my dreams have been wacky as shit this past week.

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But like, I don't know, it's just like, I can't

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believe like I'm here. And not because the guy's

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going like 80 miles an hour or anything like

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that, that wasn't the case. But the fact that

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like I was airborne and came down on my head

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on concrete, my head bounced like a freaking

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basketball, and on my head and my neck, the fact...

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I'm not paralyzed that my head didn't get split

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open because that that happened to me really

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fast. Like I immediately I put my hand on the

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back of my head, but there was snow on the ground.

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So I was already like I was wet. Sure. But I

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put my hand on the back of my head and I'm like,

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oh man, when I when I pull my hand away and look

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at it, it's just going to be covered with blood.

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Like I just was 100 percent sure of it. And then

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I pull my hand away and I look and there's no

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blood. I'm like clean. How? How? Right. I don't

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know. I don't know. I'm not someone that subscribes

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to miracles, but I'll take whatever stroke of

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luck that was. Right. Because that was a thing.

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And hey, I'm not saying I'm out of the woods.

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I mean, there could be some shit going on upstairs

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that I don't know about. Sure. Or in my body

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or whatever. Stuff x -rays doesn't typically

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pick up. But at least for today I'm here and

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I can walk. And I can think. So it's pretty amazing.

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Right. Yeah. This is true. It's pretty amazing.

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So I did have someone else at the hospital actually

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say something funny because I let her know like,

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you know, it was late. I was out. I have a lot

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of industry friends, so they get off work at

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like midnight. So when I'm able to meet with

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them, it's usually pretty late. And it's not

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like we were out getting rip roaring drunk. It

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was just like it was literally like had a Miller

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Lite shared some wings. Talking about the day

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and then heading home kind of thing, you know

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But doesn't mean other people in said establishment

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weren't rip run, right? Because the driver definitely

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was yeah is what we've been told is what we've

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been told. Yeah, correct So, you know, we'll

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we'll see how all that plays out. But nonetheless

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still Still pretty amazing, but I think the the

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one thing that i was trying to mention see my

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brain can't keep track of you can't keep track

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of shit but the um uh what was i going to say

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about her she had a funny comment and i lost

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it in the ether oh the person in the hospital

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right she she made a oh i remember now so i i

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was telling her the story a little bit and uh

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she's like you know Nothing good happens after

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2 a .m. I'm like, yeah, it's like gremlins after

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midnight. You can't water him. You can't feed

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him. So we're laughing about that. She's like,

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yeah, nothing good happens. I'm like, that might

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be true. Yeah. I said that might actually be

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true. But anyway, I'm still here and we're going

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to try to get through this show. And if my brain

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fails, I know this guy to my left will pick it

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up. Yeah. So or your right stage left camera

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right right up above you. Where are you at? I

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don't know Yeah, if they're in Australia, then

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it'd be down under you'd be down into me can

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For sure. All right, so Communication breakdown.

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It's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown

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Drive me insane. Now, Led Zeppelin here is talking

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about a girl, but the breakdown and communications

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between... I mean, can we just say it's lazy

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to rhyme breakdown with breakdown? Come on, Led

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Zeppelin. Yeah, that's true. You could have rhymed

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it with ass clown. They could have. You could

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have rhymed it with downtown. Yeah. Having a

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nervous breakdown downtown downtown with an ass

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clown bars Wow, there's definite bars. So just

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wanted to call that out. They rhymed breakdown

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with breakdown and My lyric right now. So it's

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like uh -uh. Oh, we can do better We can we can

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do better than that. That's not very lead of

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you zeppelin now, but Still a good song Sorry,

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go ahead. It really is. You know, don't swerve

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me today. It's not good. I mean, imagine having

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a vehicle and you're on like a sixteenth of a

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tank of gas, you know, and you're trying to gun

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it and your car just looks at you like, nah.

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We sure about this? 16 of a tank of gas. You're

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overdue for an oil change. Tires are almost bald,

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and you're like, now it's racist, guy. Your fuel's

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no longer measured in gallons. It's measured

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in ounces. Pretty much. Pretty much. Yeah. That's

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me right now. But we're going to bite through

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it a little fighter. Power through. Power through.

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We got to. Now, oh yeah, take two. Led Zeppelin

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here is talking about a girl, but the breakdown

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in communications between two people is no different

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than the breakdown between co -workers, management

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to workers, outside vendors to other companies.

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Whether it's directives that come from the top

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that just aren't clear or objectives that are

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constantly changing, miscommunication greatly

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affects the success of any organization. Additionally,

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how you communicate with your vendors or corporate

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partners is also crucial. If they make a proposal

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or attempt to sell you a product or a service

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and you ghost them, this is a terrible way to

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conduct business. Be clear and concise always.

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Be genuine, be honest. How hard is that? Shouldn't

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be hard at all. It should not be hard at all.

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You'd imagine. But yeah, I mean, they still struggle

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with it. At any rate... So when it comes to major

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communication issues, number one is like a lack

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of unity. So a unified organization emphasizes

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teamwork and meaningful relationships among all

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employees, just not ones who work in like the

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same department. Togetherness enables coworkers

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to work toward a common goal. When employees

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feel distant from their counterparts that don't

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work in the same vicinity, the quality of their

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communication decreases. Right. There may be

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confusion on how the functions of one team complement

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the output that another team delivers, and staff

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members may not know their colleagues, although

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they share an employer. It can be helpful for

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companies to promote their objectives and coordinate.

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group exercises that encourage a deeper connection.

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So another one would be like surplus of information.

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So another instance of communication failure

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is delivering too much information about a topic.

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So employees may find it challenging to concentrate

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on the core message and prioritize tasks when

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there's a surplus of materials. If a new project

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is extensive, then it may be beneficial to provide

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summaries at the end of the instruction to remind

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your staff members of the important parts you

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want them to apply. You can also dedicate communication

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channels to certain types of details. For example,

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like in -person meetings can be for urgent tasks,

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emails can represent private conversations, and

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electronic chats can invite casual interact.

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Right. That's the whole meme about this meeting

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could have been an email. Correct. If it could

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have been an email, make it an email. Make it

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an email. Because otherwise, why are you wasting

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people's time? Right. That's immediately what

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people are going to think. Slow response to emergencies

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is another one. So emergency situations often

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require immediate responses. Representatives

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can explain the circumstances and provide a plan

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for the future, which can calm consumers and

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keep them informed. Delayed address to the public

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can cause misinformation to spread and affect

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the reputation of your company. Consumers typically

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pay attention to how long it takes you to make

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a statement and how transparent you are when

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acknowledging your mistakes. Consider developing

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a crisis communication plan to answer diligently

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to emergencies and keep the perception of your

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brand intact. Two more here. So this one. like

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little interaction with telecommuters, remote

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employees operate in a virtual work environment

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where they use the internet to submit assignments,

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receive instructions from their supervisors.

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Their absence from the physical headquarters

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can influence their relationship with co -workers

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who work face -to -face. They may find it challenging

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to receive prompt answers to their questions,

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and they often rely on technology to learn about

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the company's activities that traditional employees

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may already know. If you hire telecommuters in

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addition to the staff who work at the office,

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then consider hosting video conferences to help

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all employees hear and see each other. And the

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last one is insufficient delivery. When you represent

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a company publicly, the delivery of your message

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can influence how consumers respond. They may

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base their interpretations on your tone, nonverbal

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cues, and word selection to determine if you're

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meeting their needs. A communication failure

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can occur when they perceive the brand representation

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differently than what you intended. Pay attention

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to your verbal and nonverbal communication techniques

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when addressing the public. For example, if you

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want to excite the audience about an upcoming

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release of a new product, then you might add

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cheerfulness to your voice and use more expressive

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mannerisms. So those are just some ideas and

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thoughts on how companies miscommunicate and

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it affects everybody. It affects coworkers, affects

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management, it affects the public, it affects

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vendor relationships, it affects everything.

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And the interesting thing when it comes to communication

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is that whether it is professional, if it's in

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the workplace, or if it's personal, very similar.

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very similar in how the missteps in communication

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can not only affect your business, but affects

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your relationships, your friendships and your

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relationships. So it really just benefits people.

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And I think for the most part, I've always been

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a very good communicator. Now, whether that's

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just me having a liberal arts, loyal education

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that helped me do that or a childhood. where

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we sat down and had dinner and had honest frank

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discussions every night while eating food, that

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probably helped. But also, like, 12 years at

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a public relations agency also didn't hurt. But

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I always try to communicate clearly so that people

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understand, no matter what. Being genuine, I

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think, is so important, because there are a lot

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of disingenuous people out there. And so I think

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that is, and then just details, man, just...

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Don't inundate your coworker or your friend or

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someone you may be seeing. Don't inundate them

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with various amounts of details and all these

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different types of things. Be transparent, be

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genuine, but then just give pertinent details.

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Right. So that you are giving them the information

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they need to respond. Right. It's important to

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be not only thorough, but to be concise as well.

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True. where I'm from, we call that a form of

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efficiency. And there's a lot of big corpos out

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there, a lot of chodes on LinkedIn that are like,

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oh, you got to be efficient and frictionless

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in this economy. And yet, who practices what

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they preach? In my experience, I wouldn't know

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what that's like with the companies I have worked

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for. When you started this segment, you opened

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up with a lack of unity, and that struck a chord

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with me because not only is it troubling to have

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this lack of unity in between companies, but

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within companies, I would say it's even more

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pertinent and important to not have this lack

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of unity, but sometimes it's on purpose because

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the company would rather have you as, say, a

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delivery person, a delivery vendor who delivers

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and labors in other companies' buildings. Sure.

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They'd rather have you mad at a sales rep. Oh

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man, this order is shitty. Were they even thinking?

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Or a merchandiser. Man, they didn't do anything.

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I've got to cover up for everything. They'd rather

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have you mad at them. Sure, rather than mad at

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the company who's telling the sales rep Oh just

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sent shit in sent you just your numbers numbers

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send things in because it's easier. Oh, yeah,

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it's easier then you're jaded towards Perhaps

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a salesman you don't even know rather than this

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whole hierarchical Volume equals profit profit

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over people type corporate mindset that is all

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too common Right in this fucking country. It

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is. Yeah, that's true. So the lack of unity is

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not only not only problematic in between companies,

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but it could be purposefully implemented and

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problematic within individual companies. That's

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true. And then it makes communication difficult

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because then who are you going to talk to, right?

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You're going to talk to the... the merchandisers

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or sales rep, is the sales rep going to talk

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to you? Like, oh, well, you didn't build this

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display how I thought it would. I didn't have

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any direction. Exactly. Exactly. It's just, it's

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inefficient for the purpose of shifting blame.

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Correct. Yep. Oh, why are the things the way

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they are? Well, in one's experience, oh, it's

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that dastardly sales rep. Of course. Those lazy

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merchandisers. Right. It's the stupid delivery

00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:11.619
guy. Yep. well maybe we have to look higher than

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that boys hmm oh yeah interesting very interesting

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which i know is only one fifth of what you talked

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about but that really struck a chord with me

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no i can wow this is so for real yeah oh yeah

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it uh it definitely is and and that's that's

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why when i did work in public relations i felt

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like like I feel like in general it gets a bad

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rap because people think of PR and they're like,

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oh, that's just like when these corpo guys want

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to like release a new like Bitcoin and so they

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get like all their stuff out onto media and that's

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usually done through a PR team and that sort

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of stuff. And yeah, they do a lot of that or

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like crisis communications like, oh yeah, you

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know, that drunk garbage man ran over an entire

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group of Girl Scouts selling cookies, you know.

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Tuesday. You know, and then they get that out

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there and it's like, well Sue, you know, then

00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:06.960
they just, they, they'll get their PR team out

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there and it's like, yes, you know, what happened

00:25:09.220 --> 00:25:11.640
is really tragic, but you know, it's just, it

00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:14.539
strikes a chord that it's just so important to

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tell your Girl Scouts how to cross the street.

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You know, right. You know, so like, I understand

00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:23.299
how like they get a bad rap for that. But yeah.

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And also jaywalking is only a crime because the

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automotive industry wanted it to be. Started

00:25:28.180 --> 00:25:30.190
to throw that out there. I love that. I love

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that. But yeah, but I mean, in doing that, I

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really looked at communication and how to communicate

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with that. Like I've really learned a lot that

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way. And it was, it's very helpful. You know,

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it's super, it's super helpful to be able to

00:25:48.069 --> 00:25:49.910
do that. And not just in business, but of course,

00:25:49.950 --> 00:25:53.690
as we said, in your personal life, but you can

00:25:53.690 --> 00:25:55.970
apply many of these different things to your

00:25:55.970 --> 00:25:58.470
personal life. So it's not two or three or four

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years later and like, Hey, we were here and now

00:26:00.690 --> 00:26:02.250
we're here. How the hell did we get there? And

00:26:02.250 --> 00:26:04.769
it's like, well, If you had the way back machine

00:26:04.769 --> 00:26:07.289
and you could see how many times you guys miscommunicated

00:26:07.289 --> 00:26:09.789
with one another, that builds up animosity and

00:26:09.789 --> 00:26:13.130
it builds up other stuff where now you can't

00:26:13.130 --> 00:26:15.519
get back. to where you were, because you were

00:26:15.519 --> 00:26:17.599
there, and now you're here, and it's like, shit.

00:26:17.940 --> 00:26:20.539
So it's super important to just put a lot of

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these different things to practice and not over

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-communicating, being honest, being transparent,

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being genuine. All that is super important. Being

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timely. I don't think that was really... Being

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timely with information is super important, and

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you have to communicate that. You can't sit there

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and have something happen and be like, That's

00:26:43.890 --> 00:26:45.950
not a big deal and like three weeks later. It's

00:26:45.950 --> 00:26:48.910
like oh shit. That was a bigger deal than I thought.

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And now people are pissed off and it's all that

00:26:51.289 --> 00:26:53.210
kind of stuff when you could have just communicated

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right from the get -go and it never would have

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maybe turned into what it turned into. I know

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I've brought this up before at least once or

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twice on the Mo Show. There's a great book out

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there called Nonviolent Communication. It's totally

00:27:08.769 --> 00:27:11.980
worth the read. And I know a majority of Americans

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haven't read a book in the last 365 days, so

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here's what I'm recommending. Homework. Homework.

00:27:17.940 --> 00:27:20.039
You come to this show, you leave with homework.

00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:22.740
You leave with homework. If you're interested

00:27:22.740 --> 00:27:26.319
in - You do your homework. In reading further

00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:30.579
about this, and it's such a good moral to have

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is just to communicate concisely and thoroughly

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without being accusatory or - Yeah. violent for

00:27:38.269 --> 00:27:42.029
lack of a better adjective. Sure. Fantastic book.

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Go borrow it from the library. Give it a read.

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All right. Yeah. Good rec. Good recommendation.

00:27:48.930 --> 00:27:52.009
All right. Well, as always, we open things up

00:27:52.009 --> 00:27:56.250
and encourage you guys to make comments, suggestions,

00:27:56.470 --> 00:27:59.450
whatever. So, you know, feel free to do it on

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00:28:01.769 --> 00:28:04.809
any of our socials, Maloney Media on Instagram,

00:28:05.410 --> 00:28:07.329
and then either Aidan Maloney, Mark Maloney.

00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:11.380
and a lot of the other socials. We also have

00:28:11.380 --> 00:28:14.759
a page for the Mark Mo show on Facebook. So check

00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:18.000
us out anywhere and drop us a line. Be cool.

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Yeah. All right. We're going to take a quick

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break. When we come back, car pay DM. All right,

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we are back everybody for Carpe Diem as you wonderful

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people sending us your DMS and then we read them

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on The show and if it's in the form of a question,

00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:43.579
you know, well, well, well Well, I mean we could

00:28:43.579 --> 00:28:47.559
we could answer it we definitely could but Being

00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:50.099
that we are influencers. We sometimes need to

00:28:50.099 --> 00:28:57.970
be influencer. I hardly know her But anyway,

00:28:58.009 --> 00:29:01.329
we can be influenced is what I'm saying. Certainly.

00:29:02.009 --> 00:29:04.869
So what might be some ways we could be influenced?

00:29:05.349 --> 00:29:08.829
Oh, that's a good question. Let's say one kilogram

00:29:08.829 --> 00:29:13.029
of silver, pure silver. Sure. Could be, it's

00:29:13.029 --> 00:29:15.789
an idea. Tonight, it's a nice idea. I like it.

00:29:15.789 --> 00:29:21.069
I would say maybe the title to, I don't know,

00:29:21.210 --> 00:29:25.150
brand new Corvette signed over to us is a thought.

00:29:25.690 --> 00:29:29.730
Yep. I mean, we could let you know what our Venmo's

00:29:29.730 --> 00:29:33.549
and Paypal's are. Sure. If you're more of a liquid

00:29:33.549 --> 00:29:37.309
asset enthusiast. Anyway, we're taking bribes.

00:29:37.509 --> 00:29:39.970
I think that's basically what we're saying. Yeah.

00:29:40.150 --> 00:29:43.250
Ultimately. So, yeah. So, you know, if you throw

00:29:43.250 --> 00:29:45.670
us a Benji, then it's like, you know, if you

00:29:45.670 --> 00:29:47.950
don't, hey, that's fine, too, man. You can still

00:29:47.950 --> 00:29:49.869
submit a question. You can submit a question.

00:29:50.049 --> 00:29:53.250
We'll go, wow, that's a... Next? Yeah. Look,

00:29:53.269 --> 00:29:55.950
this person gave a Benji. wonder what they have

00:29:55.950 --> 00:29:58.630
to say. Wow, that's an amazing question. I think

00:29:58.630 --> 00:30:01.109
we need to put this in the show. I love that

00:30:01.109 --> 00:30:04.849
when we're talking about receiving bribes, the

00:30:04.849 --> 00:30:08.730
inner Dora the Explorer comes out of you. I can

00:30:08.730 --> 00:30:10.829
just hear Mark Moe becoming Dora the Explorer

00:30:10.829 --> 00:30:15.569
like, wow, you really gave us the Benji. I wonder

00:30:15.569 --> 00:30:20.200
what you have a question of. No swiper swiping

00:30:20.200 --> 00:30:23.839
or swiping swipe. Fuck, I don't remember. What

00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:26.619
do they call the monkey in the boots? Oh, right.

00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:28.880
Oh, do they just call them boots? Boots, I think.

00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:30.480
I think they just call them boots. Yeah, because

00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:32.980
there's a new series out now, and I think someone's

00:30:32.980 --> 00:30:35.960
doing it as a joke or Dora's older. Oh, really?

00:30:36.059 --> 00:30:39.259
And she still has her monkey friend and Swipe

00:30:39.259 --> 00:30:41.799
Swiper keeps screwing with her. But it's like

00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.319
real things like I'm an alcoholic. Can you say

00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:48.640
alcoholic? It's like it. So she's doing all these

00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:50.519
things where it's like she's an adult and she's

00:30:50.519 --> 00:30:54.819
a mess. She's an absolute mess. Like this latest

00:30:54.819 --> 00:30:56.900
one, she was like standing up as a maid of honor,

00:30:57.079 --> 00:30:58.900
deciding which guy she was going to hook up with.

00:30:59.700 --> 00:31:02.480
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I would love

00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:05.579
if they just changed Swiper to just become really

00:31:05.579 --> 00:31:08.160
concerned. And instead of swiping, he's like

00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:11.599
handing her Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlets. Get

00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:14.119
the fuck out of here, Swiper. Get out of here,

00:31:14.259 --> 00:31:21.500
Swiper. Oh my god. Can you say swiper is un puto?

00:31:21.619 --> 00:31:25.599
Un puto. If you don't have a shooter swiper,

00:31:25.660 --> 00:31:30.859
just keep on going. Oh man. It's funny. So just

00:31:30.859 --> 00:31:33.500
check it out. It lives. It's out there. I want

00:31:33.500 --> 00:31:35.619
to do cocaine, but don't want to get caught.

00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:44.660
Can you say donde es el baño? That's amazing.

00:31:46.500 --> 00:31:50.740
Dora, her good rep has just been sullied. Oh,

00:31:50.740 --> 00:31:52.359
man. You'll love to see it. We didn't do it.

00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:54.220
We're just reporting the news. Exactly. Yeah,

00:31:54.299 --> 00:31:57.299
we're journalists. That's exactly right. We're

00:31:57.299 --> 00:31:58.920
communicating with you, letting you know this

00:31:58.920 --> 00:32:01.980
wonderful thing exists. In concise ways. In concise

00:32:01.980 --> 00:32:04.559
ways. So here we go. We got a little of some

00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:07.559
DMs here. This was one late to the show, but

00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:09.619
I thought I'd put it in here because I thought

00:32:09.619 --> 00:32:14.779
it was brilliant. This is from at David. David

00:32:14.779 --> 00:32:18.660
the Stella. Nobody has ordered olives at Olive

00:32:18.660 --> 00:32:22.339
Garden. I'm opening a place... I'm opening a

00:32:22.339 --> 00:32:26.319
place called Burger Barn that only sells chimichangas.

00:32:26.819 --> 00:32:32.380
Fuck it, nothing matters anymore. Oh, man. That's

00:32:32.380 --> 00:32:34.220
good. Isn't that good? Yeah, why is it called

00:32:34.220 --> 00:32:36.619
Olive Garden? Is it just like, oh, we want to

00:32:36.619 --> 00:32:39.980
sound Italiano. Hey! Oh, I'm not serving olives

00:32:39.980 --> 00:32:44.440
to you. You want you want some breadsticks. Oh

00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:46.619
limited salad and breadsticks. It's like what

00:32:46.619 --> 00:32:49.160
about the olives? Yeah, olive garden, right?

00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:51.059
You got olives here come on. It's kind of like

00:32:51.059 --> 00:32:53.779
the same argument with Burger King Selling the

00:32:53.779 --> 00:32:57.640
most dogshit Slop of a burger and yet people

00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:00.460
still go who the fuck goes who eats Burger King

00:33:00.460 --> 00:33:02.500
if you're out there And you eat Burger King.

00:33:02.500 --> 00:33:04.920
What's wrong with you? Yeah, have your tastebugs?

00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:08.579
Examined it's a problem. It's a problem Do you

00:33:08.579 --> 00:33:11.000
know there's a town in Illinois, and I want to

00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:15.140
say, I want to say it's Effingham, maybe. It's

00:33:15.140 --> 00:33:19.539
a small town, but they have a restaurant before

00:33:19.539 --> 00:33:23.460
the chain came out called Burger King. Interesante.

00:33:23.940 --> 00:33:29.079
And the Big Corpo Burger King is is not allowed

00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:32.599
to open in that town or around that town. Good.

00:33:33.420 --> 00:33:36.420
So there was - Good. So it's a story about how

00:33:36.420 --> 00:33:39.140
the little guy won. That's awesome. Isn't that

00:33:39.140 --> 00:33:41.259
great? I think that happened in Oz, didn't it?

00:33:41.539 --> 00:33:43.380
Like there was already a Burger King chain in

00:33:43.380 --> 00:33:46.279
Australia, and Burger King had to like call themselves

00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:48.480
like Happy Jacks or Hungry Jacks or whatever

00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:50.279
the fuck. Some shit like that, yeah. Oh yeah.

00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:53.079
Fuck you Burger King. That's right. Olive Garden,

00:33:53.700 --> 00:33:56.039
you're almost on the shit list. But I'm not sure

00:33:56.039 --> 00:33:57.960
yet. Almost. I know, right? I don't care enough

00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.460
about olives to put them on the shit list. I

00:34:00.460 --> 00:34:03.720
really don't. Like, olives are there. If they're

00:34:03.720 --> 00:34:07.220
on a pizza, I'm like, oh, OK. No. And trust me,

00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:11.480
I love that you care about me so deeply that

00:34:11.480 --> 00:34:13.900
you just want to keep shoving bread products

00:34:13.900 --> 00:34:16.880
down my throat. True. For free, they say. Thank

00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:21.320
you. For free, yeah. But where's the olives?

00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:23.880
Yeah. Pasta Garden? Did it not roll off the tongue

00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:27.360
the same? Maybe not. Yeah. Hmm. Beepity bopity.

00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:31.079
Oh! We're at a pasta garden here! The frickin'

00:34:31.340 --> 00:34:36.719
ziti! Ugh. Olive Garden. Anyway. Italians are

00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:40.679
funny. They're funny. Funny people. Uh, at Larry

00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:44.500
not the cable guy. Oh no. Hi guys, I'm currently

00:34:44.500 --> 00:34:47.860
on a break in my relationship and her roommate

00:34:47.860 --> 00:34:50.360
was flirting with me big time the other night

00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:53.639
Do I go for it depends what the rules of the

00:34:53.639 --> 00:34:57.019
break are was what was established? Are you guys

00:34:57.019 --> 00:35:00.380
still exclusive and just taking some time apart,

00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:04.800
right? Or is this a break as in a breakup with

00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:06.780
the thought of getting back together? Because

00:35:06.780 --> 00:35:08.380
that should have been, we were just talking about

00:35:08.380 --> 00:35:10.719
communication, Larry. We were just talking about

00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:14.139
that. Was it clear and thorough and concise?

00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:17.119
Seemingly not. I was about to say, if he's asking,

00:35:17.380 --> 00:35:20.039
they didn't discuss it. Right. Because how do

00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:22.280
you, well first of all, how do you discuss that?

00:35:22.860 --> 00:35:24.820
Like if you're like, if things are just kind

00:35:24.820 --> 00:35:26.340
of funky and it's not really working, it's like,

00:35:26.539 --> 00:35:28.980
hey, let's take a few weeks, maybe a month, just

00:35:28.980 --> 00:35:31.159
kind of do our own stuff and whatever, and then

00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:33.869
we'll sit down. for coffee or whatever and we'll

00:35:33.869 --> 00:35:36.570
just, we'll talk about stuff. If you're in that

00:35:36.570 --> 00:35:40.650
world, I think you have to be realistic and say,

00:35:40.889 --> 00:35:44.030
okay, what if in that month's time, I'm at a

00:35:44.030 --> 00:35:45.949
bar with my friends and there's this girl and

00:35:45.949 --> 00:35:48.489
she flirts and we hook up. But it's just a hookup.

00:35:48.710 --> 00:35:51.869
It's not, I'm not trying to date her. What are

00:35:51.869 --> 00:35:54.250
the rules? What are the rules? What are the rules?

00:35:54.469 --> 00:35:57.329
Yeah. Do you remain exclusive or do you not?

00:35:57.650 --> 00:36:00.070
Or do you just hook up and keep your damn mouth

00:36:00.070 --> 00:36:03.969
shut? Now in this case, I say probably not because

00:36:03.969 --> 00:36:06.750
it's a roommate. Right. Yeah, I would say that's

00:36:06.750 --> 00:36:10.409
a no bueno. But if it's some rando that you're

00:36:10.409 --> 00:36:13.349
never going to see again, with both of you having

00:36:13.349 --> 00:36:14.809
an understanding, yet we're just going to hook

00:36:14.809 --> 00:36:19.349
up, I don't know. I still lean towards no, because

00:36:19.349 --> 00:36:22.170
unless it was established that the relationship,

00:36:22.909 --> 00:36:26.230
the previous relationship is over, if it's not

00:36:26.230 --> 00:36:29.409
established, you have to assume... Should you

00:36:29.409 --> 00:36:32.889
go down this path and it comes up later? Right

00:36:32.889 --> 00:36:35.829
now. You're the asshole. Yep. That's true So

00:36:35.829 --> 00:36:39.269
I lean towards the not but Larry. Okay, think

00:36:39.269 --> 00:36:41.670
about the communication man. We're just yapping

00:36:41.670 --> 00:36:45.269
about this bro. Yeah, definitely Yeah, I wouldn't

00:36:45.269 --> 00:36:49.070
necessarily reveal to her who might be interested

00:36:49.070 --> 00:36:55.769
in you just Just approach her with hey, so I'm

00:36:55.769 --> 00:36:59.150
curious Right, we never clarified. We never clarified

00:36:59.150 --> 00:37:03.070
this. If by chance one of us has the opportunity

00:37:03.070 --> 00:37:06.329
to hook up, just to hook up, while we're on break,

00:37:06.690 --> 00:37:09.409
is that cool? And just talk about it and define

00:37:09.409 --> 00:37:12.030
it. You're both adults. You're both adults. And

00:37:12.030 --> 00:37:15.510
if you asking the question is enough to have

00:37:15.510 --> 00:37:18.309
the relationship end, well, you got an answer

00:37:18.309 --> 00:37:20.489
early. You got an answer early. You have your

00:37:20.489 --> 00:37:23.650
answer. And then also look at it from the reverse

00:37:23.650 --> 00:37:27.829
as well. Like, okay. So you're interested, maybe

00:37:27.829 --> 00:37:29.829
this roommate's very attractive and you're turned

00:37:29.829 --> 00:37:32.090
on and you're like, yep, I'd love to hit that.

00:37:32.369 --> 00:37:35.889
But then reverse it and think, what if a dude

00:37:35.889 --> 00:37:39.170
hits on her and she decides to hook up, how do

00:37:39.170 --> 00:37:43.030
you feel about that? Are you golden with that?

00:37:43.070 --> 00:37:45.969
Are you fine? Do you not even want to know? I

00:37:45.969 --> 00:37:48.309
mean, that's just the discussion. Or would it

00:37:48.309 --> 00:37:50.389
bother you? Yeah, right. Because if it bothers

00:37:50.389 --> 00:37:53.329
you, chances are it probably bothers her. Right.

00:37:53.480 --> 00:37:56.500
So just don't do it then. Right, use your human

00:37:56.500 --> 00:37:59.199
empathy to understand what it would be like to

00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:01.920
be in their shoes. Yep. Yeah. Yep, that's fair.

00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:08.059
Larry. Larry. Larry! Larry! At enough is enough.

00:38:08.940 --> 00:38:10.800
Man, I'm ready to get off the hamster wheel.

00:38:10.940 --> 00:38:13.159
What amount of money would make you pack it in

00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:17.739
and disappear? Uh, define disappear. Does it

00:38:17.739 --> 00:38:20.500
mean disappear from friends and family? Right.

00:38:20.860 --> 00:38:23.429
Because, I don't know if you'd... be able to

00:38:23.429 --> 00:38:25.550
put a price on that. The price would have to

00:38:25.550 --> 00:38:28.090
be pretty fucking high. But if it just means

00:38:28.090 --> 00:38:29.969
disappear from the life I'm currently in. Just

00:38:29.969 --> 00:38:32.550
getting off that hamster. Getting off the grid.

00:38:32.909 --> 00:38:37.650
Right. Right. Ah, man. Well, it'd have to be

00:38:37.650 --> 00:38:40.630
enough to retire on, I'll say, five milli. Yeah.

00:38:40.829 --> 00:38:42.969
Five milli. That way I don't have to work again.

00:38:43.130 --> 00:38:45.550
I can actually pursue things I'm interested in.

00:38:46.010 --> 00:38:50.119
Gardening and... content creation without the

00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:52.639
stress of slaving away for corporations that

00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:56.039
don't care about me. Correct. Five million. Yeah,

00:38:56.199 --> 00:39:00.880
I was honestly thinking I could probably, I could,

00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:03.079
but see here's the thing, Hayden's younger than

00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:07.340
I am, so my three and a half to his five is about

00:39:07.340 --> 00:39:10.070
equal when you think about it. Sure. because

00:39:10.070 --> 00:39:12.570
I have a lot less in front of me than he does.

00:39:13.070 --> 00:39:15.510
So he has to have that. I have a lot more inflation

00:39:15.510 --> 00:39:17.949
to live through. Yeah, that's true. Have fun

00:39:17.949 --> 00:39:20.570
with that. So I was thinking three and a half

00:39:20.570 --> 00:39:23.190
to four. So we're kind of in that same ballpark.

00:39:23.250 --> 00:39:25.130
Yeah. But if I could just have that money and

00:39:25.130 --> 00:39:27.110
throw in an account, you get two and a half,

00:39:27.190 --> 00:39:30.670
three percent on it and just, you know, pay yourself

00:39:30.670 --> 00:39:33.349
a quote unquote salary every year. Right. Just

00:39:33.349 --> 00:39:36.909
pay yourself monthly and make it last. Right.

00:39:37.250 --> 00:39:40.260
Yeah. Damn right. Yeah, I like it. I like it

00:39:40.260 --> 00:39:46.840
a lot at Sinister Samuel. Oh, no. Yeah, you have

00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:52.739
to pick one. Okay 100 straight days of snow 100

00:39:52.739 --> 00:39:56.659
straight days of rain 100 straight days of sun

00:39:56.659 --> 00:40:02.900
and heat yikes big dog yikes I'm not doing snow

00:40:02.900 --> 00:40:06.599
because then you get into Humanitarian crisis

00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:08.780
zone where people can't leave there depending

00:40:08.780 --> 00:40:11.179
on how much snow people can't leave their house

00:40:11.179 --> 00:40:15.059
How are you gonna eat or have clean water roads

00:40:15.059 --> 00:40:18.460
are hazardous? I mean if the electrical grid

00:40:18.460 --> 00:40:20.360
goes down, it's constantly snowing who's getting

00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:23.480
it back up. Mm -hmm. That's a problem Rain could

00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:26.480
also be a problem with flooding sure sun and

00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:29.079
heat is just unbearable Depending what level

00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:32.000
of heat if you're talking 100 degrees plus every

00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:34.809
day. Hmm Fuck, the electrical grid would suffer

00:40:34.809 --> 00:40:36.969
anyway. From all the AC. Because everybody's

00:40:36.969 --> 00:40:39.829
got AC cooking. Everyone's got AC cooking. I

00:40:39.829 --> 00:40:43.409
think I'd take rain. I'd take rain and just hope

00:40:43.409 --> 00:40:48.170
it's not torrential. Right. I'm going rain. Sinister

00:40:48.170 --> 00:40:52.449
Sam, you sick freak. I'll take the rain and hope

00:40:52.449 --> 00:40:55.730
the the old crawlspace doesn't flood. Yeah, I

00:40:55.730 --> 00:40:59.730
I just once again rain isn't isn't defined You

00:40:59.730 --> 00:41:01.530
know if you're talking two or three inches of

00:41:01.530 --> 00:41:03.849
rain a day. Yeah, that's a problem That's a huge

00:41:03.849 --> 00:41:07.110
problem, and you translate that to snow because

00:41:07.110 --> 00:41:10.989
one inch of rain is ten inches of snow Fuck yeah,

00:41:11.349 --> 00:41:14.659
that's bad Yeah. That's very bad. But yeah, I'd

00:41:14.659 --> 00:41:17.019
probably say rain. Because number one, I don't

00:41:17.019 --> 00:41:19.260
mind it being overcast. I don't need to see the

00:41:19.260 --> 00:41:22.599
sun a lot. A little bit once in a while, but

00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:25.360
I don't mind it being overcast. If it's raining,

00:41:25.579 --> 00:41:27.840
I'm kind of okay with that. You know, the grass

00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:31.019
would be happy. Flowers would be happy. Crops

00:41:31.019 --> 00:41:33.519
would grow. Depending how much clays in the soil,

00:41:33.659 --> 00:41:36.360
you could have unhappy crops as well. Very unhappy

00:41:36.360 --> 00:41:39.360
crops. And your lawn would probably be mush.

00:41:39.539 --> 00:41:43.039
Oh, yeah. You'd have landslide problems where

00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:46.460
it's susceptible to do so. You could just have

00:41:46.460 --> 00:41:49.960
layers of sods sloughing off into the streets.

00:41:49.960 --> 00:41:52.519
Hills and mountains. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'd probably

00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.440
take the rain. Yeah. I think the least torrential,

00:41:55.679 --> 00:41:58.139
if the grid can handle it, is probably sun and

00:41:58.139 --> 00:42:00.940
heat. But I despise that, so I have to say rain

00:42:00.940 --> 00:42:03.460
also. Sure. Now that makes sense. Because when

00:42:03.460 --> 00:42:05.719
you think of 100 straight days of sun and heat,

00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:08.449
well, that's Las Vegas. During the summer every

00:42:08.449 --> 00:42:10.710
day every day Sunday and that's a fucking desert,

00:42:10.710 --> 00:42:12.710
right? You're saying would you live in a desert

00:42:12.710 --> 00:42:19.230
and the answer is no? Okay, my last one at stoner

00:42:19.230 --> 00:42:23.909
Stanley 420 Oh, man Momo and Alan did I see you

00:42:23.909 --> 00:42:27.949
in the dollar place the other day? Oh Maybe not.

00:42:28.070 --> 00:42:31.489
I don't know where I'm at. Do you need anything

00:42:31.489 --> 00:42:37.000
in the place? That's a very kind offer. Uh, no,

00:42:37.019 --> 00:42:39.639
you didn't see me there. Um, not much of a dollar

00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:41.920
store fishing out of myself. I'm more of an oldie

00:42:41.920 --> 00:42:46.199
boy. There you go. Big oldie fan. Um, if, if

00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:49.860
you want to, while you're there, uh, pick up

00:42:49.860 --> 00:42:52.820
some, some chili and some cheese. Ooh, there

00:42:52.820 --> 00:42:55.360
you go. And if you want to drop on by, we'll

00:42:55.360 --> 00:42:57.920
make chili cheese dogs. Ooh. Although I don't

00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:00.940
necessarily want to give Stan my address. I don't

00:43:00.940 --> 00:43:02.420
think I would give, I don't think I would give

00:43:02.420 --> 00:43:06.059
any fan. my address that's if they wanted to

00:43:06.059 --> 00:43:08.400
ship something I just open up a PO box or something

00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:11.440
but that's smart yeah maybe we'll just meet in

00:43:11.440 --> 00:43:15.119
a public park like 10 miles from my house and

00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:17.639
we'll just do chili cheese dogs there and then

00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:20.519
that'll be that yep I think it's yeah I think

00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:22.980
that's right yeah anything from the dollar were

00:43:22.980 --> 00:43:24.980
you at the dollar store I don't know what he's

00:43:24.980 --> 00:43:28.469
referencing now being there is he who Hallucinating?

00:43:28.670 --> 00:43:31.650
He might be. It could be a combination of living

00:43:31.650 --> 00:43:34.090
in the shelving units, which I think he's doing.

00:43:34.230 --> 00:43:35.550
He's been there three weeks, right? He's been

00:43:35.550 --> 00:43:37.889
there going on three weeks. So it could be just

00:43:37.889 --> 00:43:40.909
the chemicals that he's taking in along with

00:43:40.909 --> 00:43:43.230
the chemicals that he's voluntarily putting in.

00:43:43.630 --> 00:43:45.929
Shit, I'd lose it if I was in a dollar store

00:43:45.929 --> 00:43:49.030
for more than like two days. Oh, yeah, I would

00:43:49.030 --> 00:43:51.469
too. Especially if he's still in the tight detergent

00:43:51.469 --> 00:43:53.710
aisle. Can you imagine what he's huffing in there,

00:43:53.710 --> 00:43:57.179
bro? Oh, no. Yeah, that's no good. Assuming he's

00:43:57.179 --> 00:43:59.820
still there. Right. Yeah, I mean he could, like

00:43:59.820 --> 00:44:02.619
you said, he could just be hallucinating. That's

00:44:02.619 --> 00:44:04.880
a rough go. That is a rough go. That's a rough

00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:07.079
go. We already told him go towards the light.

00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:08.860
He must have just gone towards the fluorescent

00:44:08.860 --> 00:44:11.619
ones on the ceiling. I think so. Yeah, that's

00:44:11.619 --> 00:44:14.079
rough. Yeah. He's probably on the top shelf.

00:44:14.300 --> 00:44:17.360
Yeah, right. I'm closer to the light now. I went

00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:22.639
to the light, man. Now, now, now what? What's

00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:28.780
step two? Oh, damn it. That's good times. Yep.

00:44:29.219 --> 00:44:31.579
I got some DMs myself. All right. What you got?

00:44:31.659 --> 00:44:36.199
I got a DM here from Dr. Human. Oh, Dr. Human.

00:44:36.420 --> 00:44:40.380
Okay. Would you rather feel fully rested no matter

00:44:40.380 --> 00:44:43.820
how much sleep you got or look and feel healthy

00:44:43.820 --> 00:44:47.920
no matter what you consume? Those would both

00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:51.920
be pretty nice perks, to be honest. Yeah. What

00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:56.179
are you thinking? Oh, man. I'm kind of leaning

00:44:56.179 --> 00:44:59.780
towards look and feel healthy, no matter what

00:44:59.780 --> 00:45:03.340
I consume. Because I don't typically eat or consume

00:45:03.340 --> 00:45:07.460
the healthiest food and drinks. Even though,

00:45:07.460 --> 00:45:10.059
like, my job is pretty laborious, it keeps me

00:45:10.059 --> 00:45:13.679
in decent shape, which is kind of a blessing.

00:45:14.760 --> 00:45:19.880
But, I mean, honestly, I have worked on my sleep

00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:23.820
schedule for the last two years trying to...

00:45:23.849 --> 00:45:26.250
Perfect it and make sure I get a decent amount

00:45:26.250 --> 00:45:28.730
of sleep and I have it's it's paid dividends

00:45:28.730 --> 00:45:32.750
I would say I from because my my watch on my

00:45:32.750 --> 00:45:35.010
wrist keeps track of like my sleep cycles and

00:45:35.010 --> 00:45:40.510
all that. Yeah And from in 2025 I averaged like

00:45:40.510 --> 00:45:45.469
seven hour 40 of sleep every night Okay, this

00:45:45.469 --> 00:45:49.050
year 2026 it's only been two months of this year,

00:45:49.050 --> 00:45:54.050
but thus So far I've averaged seven hour 50 Sleep

00:45:54.050 --> 00:45:57.769
every night. Okay, so I'm I'm doing good and

00:45:57.769 --> 00:46:00.329
granted sometimes I don't feel very rested and

00:46:00.329 --> 00:46:02.530
I need to dip into that caffeine Well a little

00:46:02.530 --> 00:46:06.789
heavy. Yeah, but I gotta go look and feel healthy

00:46:06.789 --> 00:46:09.670
no matter what I consume because that's just

00:46:09.670 --> 00:46:12.389
that's an Unbelievable buff right there. That

00:46:12.389 --> 00:46:14.610
is and I kind of like that too. That's kind of

00:46:14.610 --> 00:46:17.929
one I'm leaning towards You know if you can feel

00:46:17.929 --> 00:46:21.469
really good and as you say consume whatever you

00:46:21.469 --> 00:46:23.650
want. Right. You know, you're eating pizza and

00:46:23.650 --> 00:46:26.489
beer every night. And you're fine. That's kind

00:46:26.489 --> 00:46:29.090
of epic. That is pretty epic. I agree. I like

00:46:29.090 --> 00:46:31.130
that one. If I could slam modellos and Taco Bell

00:46:31.130 --> 00:46:34.369
every night. Get real. Let's go. Oh yeah, I'm

00:46:34.369 --> 00:46:39.329
all for it. Next DM I got from Reginald67. Hmm.

00:46:39.690 --> 00:46:41.949
Very timely. I thought we were past that meme.

00:46:42.130 --> 00:46:45.550
Oh God. What's a risk you took when you were

00:46:45.550 --> 00:46:50.130
younger that paid off? Oh God. It's a fair question.

00:46:50.170 --> 00:46:53.489
Wow, that is a... yeah. Holy cow. Now, I'm not

00:46:53.489 --> 00:46:59.489
super old. I'm in my mid -20s, of course. But

00:46:59.489 --> 00:47:03.610
when I... God, I was early 20s. I want to say

00:47:03.610 --> 00:47:09.090
21 years old. Okay. Was I 21? No, I was 22 years

00:47:09.090 --> 00:47:14.090
old. I was 22 years old. And a friend... Yeah.

00:47:14.230 --> 00:47:18.630
A friend of a friend's uncle worked at this company.

00:47:18.780 --> 00:47:24.199
and got the former friend a job there. And that

00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:27.719
former friend got me a job there at said company.

00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:31.239
And so of course I've worked there for going

00:47:31.239 --> 00:47:34.480
on five years, just shy of five years now. And

00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:39.440
I've gotten two promotions and I'm kind of chilling.

00:47:40.659 --> 00:47:44.280
And the company I worked for before that was

00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:47.119
fairly stable. It didn't... pay worth of shit

00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:49.739
but it was fairly stable and I guess there was

00:47:49.739 --> 00:47:52.539
some room to move up should positions change

00:47:52.539 --> 00:47:56.380
but I took the risk to just go to a new company

00:47:56.380 --> 00:47:58.860
because I did hate that previous company and

00:47:58.860 --> 00:48:02.260
I just went and it's I just kind of cooked and

00:48:02.260 --> 00:48:04.260
showed my work ethic and showed up every day

00:48:04.260 --> 00:48:07.360
now granted this is not to say like oh you'll

00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:10.159
do fine in capitalism if your work ethic can

00:48:10.159 --> 00:48:12.019
show up every day that's propaganda that's not

00:48:12.019 --> 00:48:16.000
true right um I got lucky twice I got lucky once

00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:18.940
that a friend of a friend's uncle worked at this

00:48:18.940 --> 00:48:21.260
company, and I got lucky the second time they

00:48:21.260 --> 00:48:24.900
decided to bring me on. So I got lucky twice,

00:48:25.019 --> 00:48:27.000
actually thrice, because they then promoted me

00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:29.980
two times. Yeah, that's good. But yeah, I took

00:48:29.980 --> 00:48:32.739
the shot working for a company I had previously

00:48:32.739 --> 00:48:35.860
not heard of before, and it's paid off. That's

00:48:35.860 --> 00:48:38.360
good. I'd say that's the biggest risk I've taken

00:48:38.360 --> 00:48:43.360
in recent memory. Yeah, yeah, that's good. I

00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:46.170
honestly can't think of anything. Yeah. Yeah,

00:48:46.170 --> 00:48:50.050
I got nothing. Education related or? No. Not

00:48:50.050 --> 00:48:52.230
education. Played it pretty cool throughout.

00:48:52.809 --> 00:48:56.190
Yeah, I'm really trying. I mean, first of all,

00:48:56.289 --> 00:48:58.170
you have to, I suppose you have to define risk

00:48:58.170 --> 00:49:00.909
because that can that can be different for everybody.

00:49:01.110 --> 00:49:08.809
Oh, sure. For me, I don't. Yeah, I risk is assuming

00:49:08.809 --> 00:49:11.789
that it's a gamble. Risk is assuming it could

00:49:11.789 --> 00:49:13.929
go bad or it could go good. Sure. Sure. This

00:49:13.929 --> 00:49:18.480
is true. And I'm trying to think of something

00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:22.739
like that that went well. Yeah. Not that I'm

00:49:22.739 --> 00:49:26.800
averse to risk or taking a chance, but I'm like,

00:49:27.139 --> 00:49:29.059
I'm trying to think of one where it went well

00:49:29.059 --> 00:49:32.360
and I can't. Ah, okay. I gotcha. So I got nothing.

00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:35.619
Dang. I got nothing. Dang, Reginald stumped ya.

00:49:35.820 --> 00:49:39.340
He did. I got nothing, man. The final DM, then.

00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:43.460
that I received comes from Craig from Dream Daddy.

00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:49.579
Oh, no. Craig checking in. Dream Daddy. Hey,

00:49:49.780 --> 00:49:53.360
it's me, Craig. Craig. All right. Craig from

00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:57.880
Dream Daddy says, $250 appears in your hand,

00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:02.420
but in order to keep it, you have to piss yourself

00:50:02.420 --> 00:50:05.719
in front of someone you really like. Do you take

00:50:05.719 --> 00:50:11.500
it? Now, that's assuming that they know that

00:50:11.500 --> 00:50:14.199
you've just pissed yourself. How do you hide

00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:16.500
that you're pissing yourself? Well, it depends.

00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:22.559
Like, if you're wearing... Depends? Get it? Anyway.

00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:26.860
No. So, no. I mean, think about it. Like, if

00:50:26.860 --> 00:50:30.320
you're wearing... If you're in a dark bar, and

00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:33.599
it's not lit very well, and you're wearing blue

00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:37.119
jeans. Or just black pants. Or black pants, and

00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:41.460
you piss yourself. Other than the waft of asparagus?

00:50:41.780 --> 00:50:44.360
I mean, sure. How are they gonna know? Does it

00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:47.460
smell like piss, or can you see the glean of

00:50:47.460 --> 00:50:51.800
wet on them? Right. You know? Right. Granted,

00:50:52.139 --> 00:50:54.820
this doesn't... Like if I pissed myself in front

00:50:54.820 --> 00:50:57.500
of my girlfriend, my partner, right? She would

00:50:57.500 --> 00:50:59.199
probably be like, why did you just piss yourself?

00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:01.820
The bathroom's right there. Yeah. But then if

00:51:01.820 --> 00:51:03.909
I show her like... I don't know how I got this

00:51:03.909 --> 00:51:06.469
$250, but I just had to piss myself right now.

00:51:06.630 --> 00:51:09.630
Yeah. She would probably then assume I'm insane

00:51:09.630 --> 00:51:15.289
and then leave me. So. So maybe I won't. But

00:51:15.289 --> 00:51:17.409
she might be the girl for you, but she might

00:51:17.409 --> 00:51:19.530
be the girl for you if she goes, how much do

00:51:19.530 --> 00:51:21.969
you get for shitting yourself? Right. Yeah. 10

00:51:21.969 --> 00:51:25.829
grand. 10 grand? Dump away, buddy. But then again,

00:51:25.909 --> 00:51:30.289
$250, $250. And I own a washing machine. So.

00:51:30.409 --> 00:51:34.000
Right. I think I say yes. Yeah, because it also

00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:38.400
hear me out. I got you now Craig What if I use

00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:42.280
the restroom? Five ten minutes before the two

00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:44.440
hundred fifty dollars appears in my hand I don't

00:51:44.440 --> 00:51:46.639
have much piss to piss myself, but I still pissed

00:51:46.639 --> 00:51:48.780
myself even if it's a few dribbles It's more

00:51:48.780 --> 00:51:51.800
of a pedal right than I piss, but it's still

00:51:51.800 --> 00:51:55.320
pissing my drawers correct. You know boom outsmarted

00:51:55.320 --> 00:51:58.659
It's marted. I will time my urination in the

00:51:58.659 --> 00:52:02.610
restroom So that the piss is then disguised by

00:52:02.610 --> 00:52:06.510
its lack of volume. Right. Yep. And I will take

00:52:06.510 --> 00:52:09.530
the 250. Yeah. Because what if you're all sitting

00:52:09.530 --> 00:52:12.510
at a table and I piss myself, but then we're

00:52:12.510 --> 00:52:14.630
sitting there for two more hours. Shit's gonna

00:52:14.630 --> 00:52:17.230
start to dry up. Sure. This is true. Because

00:52:17.230 --> 00:52:19.309
you're not gonna have to stand up to go piss.

00:52:19.730 --> 00:52:21.250
You've already done that in your chair. I've

00:52:21.250 --> 00:52:23.070
done it. I've done it. I've taken care of business.

00:52:24.139 --> 00:52:26.699
Now we're playing the long game. We are we are

00:52:26.699 --> 00:52:29.340
playing long game. I'm trying to make this work

00:52:29.340 --> 00:52:31.780
Yeah, exactly exactly. So I think yeah, I think

00:52:31.780 --> 00:52:33.820
we could definitely make that work. We'll both

00:52:33.820 --> 00:52:35.940
take you up on that Craig Yeah, I think I think

00:52:35.940 --> 00:52:37.840
we're definitely yeah We definitely take you

00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:40.440
up on a small price to pay to just have to wash

00:52:40.440 --> 00:52:43.800
your drawers, you know Yeah, exactly. It's a

00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:46.579
washing machines or four. Yeah. Oh Well, that's

00:52:46.579 --> 00:52:49.440
good. Hey, if you have any DMS hit us up with

00:52:49.440 --> 00:52:53.780
them and the comments You know, if you want to

00:52:53.780 --> 00:52:55.880
email, carry your pigeon, however you want to

00:52:55.880 --> 00:52:58.280
get him to us. Smoke signal. Smoke signal. Horse

00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:02.280
code. Or we could just smoke. Not me. No, not

00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:03.920
you. I'm not allowed. That's a no bueno for you.

00:53:04.039 --> 00:53:07.340
I'm not allowed. Me, I have nothing. So yeah,

00:53:07.340 --> 00:53:12.199
I'll smoke. So at any rate, where was that going

00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:14.480
with that? Yeah, send us your DMs. Yeah, please

00:53:14.480 --> 00:53:17.079
do. That's pretty much it. We're now onto the

00:53:17.079 --> 00:53:19.940
Frozen Guy review. And that's what I do because,

00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:23.340
you know, I'm a single guy. And it doesn't always

00:53:23.340 --> 00:53:24.800
make sense, especially when you have a small

00:53:24.800 --> 00:53:27.099
freezer, to go and get all kinds of fresh meat

00:53:27.099 --> 00:53:28.820
because it's just like, okay, great, I'm gonna

00:53:28.820 --> 00:53:31.860
cook six pieces of chicken for me. Yeah. It's

00:53:31.860 --> 00:53:35.099
like, okay. But, you know, at least with a frozen

00:53:35.099 --> 00:53:37.079
meal, I just throw it in the microwave, it's

00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:40.840
done, and I can have my meal for the day. So

00:53:40.840 --> 00:53:44.840
this one this week was a healthy choice, Simply

00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:48.559
Steamer's Beef and Broccoli. Ooh, okay. Beef

00:53:48.559 --> 00:53:51.820
and broccoli, that could smack. Yeah. And so

00:53:51.820 --> 00:53:53.840
these steamers are interesting because they're

00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:56.280
in a plastic container, and the broccoli and

00:53:56.280 --> 00:54:01.780
the beef are in this plastic bowl. And underneath

00:54:01.780 --> 00:54:04.719
that plastic bowl is another container, and that

00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:09.019
has the sauce. So whatever sauce, they keep them

00:54:09.019 --> 00:54:12.079
separate when they cook. And once you're finished,

00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:15.119
you remove the film. and then you take that little

00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:18.000
bowl out and you put your contents of the bowl,

00:54:18.199 --> 00:54:19.619
which in this case would be beef and broccoli,

00:54:19.780 --> 00:54:22.380
into the lower bowl. Which has a sauce. Which

00:54:22.380 --> 00:54:24.420
has a sauce and then you mix it up. Oh, so then

00:54:24.420 --> 00:54:26.639
the, because the microwave would heat the sauce

00:54:26.639 --> 00:54:29.119
that then steams the... Broccoli and beef is

00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:33.639
the idea. Okay. Okay. I follow. Yeah. So in terms

00:54:33.639 --> 00:54:36.019
of it being a healthy meal. Yep. Definitely was

00:54:36.019 --> 00:54:41.500
a healthy, a healthy choice. Okay. Was there

00:54:41.500 --> 00:54:44.559
a, uh, cause you've got protein and vegetables.

00:54:44.699 --> 00:54:47.280
Was there a carb or was it just beef and broccoli?

00:54:47.460 --> 00:54:49.659
Beef and broccoli. Okay. Yep. Simple. Beef and

00:54:49.659 --> 00:54:52.230
broccoli. Simple. And so you put it in there

00:54:52.230 --> 00:54:55.449
and it was good. Whatever sauce was there was

00:54:55.449 --> 00:54:58.469
tasty, but not overwhelming. Just enough flavor.

00:54:59.510 --> 00:55:01.789
The broccoli is actually cooked very well. It's

00:55:01.789 --> 00:55:03.329
probably just because it was steamed that way.

00:55:03.510 --> 00:55:05.690
Steamed broccoli is great. Yeah, it was good.

00:55:06.469 --> 00:55:12.429
And the beef is good, but just very small in

00:55:12.429 --> 00:55:15.550
comparison to the amount of broccoli. Like morsels

00:55:15.550 --> 00:55:19.780
compared to like a chunk of beef. Right. Like

00:55:19.780 --> 00:55:21.900
a chunk would be different. Was the chunk of

00:55:21.900 --> 00:55:24.320
beef small or was the quantity of beef small?

00:55:24.739 --> 00:55:28.219
Both. Oh, really? Devastating news. Beef is good,

00:55:28.300 --> 00:55:32.119
just not a lot of it. Proteinless. Yep. So I

00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:35.380
would, like I said, the taste was good in terms

00:55:35.380 --> 00:55:38.840
of a meal that fills you up. I would say it comes

00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:41.980
closer to filling me up than not, just because

00:55:41.980 --> 00:55:43.920
of the amount of broccoli that was in there.

00:55:44.579 --> 00:55:48.190
Were you satiated for... Handful of hours. Yeah,

00:55:48.250 --> 00:55:51.449
that's that's not so much. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not

00:55:51.449 --> 00:55:54.250
sure Because we always do yeah, we always do

00:55:54.250 --> 00:55:57.190
like like what you're paying for it versus the

00:55:57.190 --> 00:55:59.730
amount You know the quantity and then the quality

00:55:59.730 --> 00:56:01.710
and right we look at a couple of different things.

00:56:01.829 --> 00:56:05.730
I think it was 379 so it's not terrible. Okay,

00:56:05.829 --> 00:56:08.309
sure But if you have to have two of them to have

00:56:08.309 --> 00:56:10.530
a meal talking seven bones, you're talking seven

00:56:10.530 --> 00:56:12.670
or eight bucks Yeah, yeah, that's that's a little

00:56:12.670 --> 00:56:16.079
bit tougher but Altogether, it was, like I said,

00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:20.280
it was tasty, healthy. Yeah. So I gave it a 7

00:56:20.280 --> 00:56:23.860
-7. Okay. Split the difference. Gave it a 7 -7.

00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:27.659
Now, I, you know, I'm trying to remember now

00:56:27.659 --> 00:56:32.219
if there was rice. Because yeah, that was my

00:56:32.219 --> 00:56:34.949
biggest... Grape so far is like if it's just

00:56:34.949 --> 00:56:36.650
beef and broccoli, first of all, that's fine

00:56:36.650 --> 00:56:39.190
as a meal. I'm down with that. Right. But typically

00:56:39.190 --> 00:56:42.530
those frozen meals do have like noodles or rice

00:56:42.530 --> 00:56:47.489
or some kind of carbohydrate. Yeah, I don't know.

00:56:47.550 --> 00:56:50.869
I'm trying to remember what... It's beef and

00:56:50.869 --> 00:56:52.969
broccoli. That would that goes well with rice.

00:56:53.369 --> 00:56:56.030
Yeah, I'm trying to remember because I know there's

00:56:56.030 --> 00:56:59.070
I've had some in the past that have had rice

00:56:59.070 --> 00:57:03.269
in them, but I can't... god for the life of me

00:57:03.269 --> 00:57:05.090
actually now that i look at it because i pulled

00:57:05.090 --> 00:57:08.230
up a picture okay healthy choice simply steamers

00:57:08.230 --> 00:57:12.250
beef and broccoli 16 grams of protein 270 calories

00:57:12.250 --> 00:57:17.829
uh and it has beef broccoli and rice okay so

00:57:17.829 --> 00:57:20.590
it does have the rice in there yeah gotcha it

00:57:20.590 --> 00:57:24.159
does So yeah. It's a good protein to calorie

00:57:24.159 --> 00:57:28.260
ratio. It is. It really is. So, but 7 -7. Like

00:57:28.260 --> 00:57:30.280
I said, I would get it again. Yeah. You know,

00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:32.320
I thought it was tasty. Fair score. Yeah, most

00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:36.019
definitely. So now that brings us to the other

00:57:36.019 --> 00:57:39.119
foods. That's Aidan looks at foods from around

00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:41.519
the globe. Really, he's just got a little globe

00:57:41.519 --> 00:57:43.579
at his desk and he just kind of stares at it

00:57:43.579 --> 00:57:46.280
for a while. Yeah. Sometimes I just dissociate.

00:57:46.380 --> 00:57:48.980
Stare at it for several hours at a time. Yeah,

00:57:49.019 --> 00:57:51.239
why not? Yeah wishing you were it's the closest

00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:55.320
I can get to actually traveling Just like looking

00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:57.500
at it be like oh I could be there I could be

00:57:57.500 --> 00:58:01.880
in the Maldives huh actually I couldn't Curacao

00:58:01.880 --> 00:58:04.719
yeah, right God bless Curacao. What's up Curacao?

00:58:05.619 --> 00:58:07.380
So what do you have for us this week? This week

00:58:07.380 --> 00:58:09.219
I've got a short and sweet one because I did

00:58:09.219 --> 00:58:12.639
a little bit I actually dove into this a handful

00:58:12.639 --> 00:58:14.960
of weeks ago I think sometime in January looking

00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:18.460
at the worst candy cane flavors of all time and

00:58:18.460 --> 00:58:23.019
I found more strange and gross sounding candy

00:58:23.019 --> 00:58:25.619
flavors in general just different candies that

00:58:25.619 --> 00:58:29.980
have yucky sounding flavors and a certain candy

00:58:29.980 --> 00:58:33.989
cane I did not get to Last month by the same

00:58:33.989 --> 00:58:37.969
company Archie McPhee. They offer a pickle and

00:58:37.969 --> 00:58:42.309
bacon candy cane Because bacon on its on its

00:58:42.309 --> 00:58:45.670
own wasn't bad enough There is sour cream and

00:58:45.670 --> 00:58:50.730
onion flavored hard candies. No Which begs the

00:58:50.730 --> 00:58:54.030
question then because candy is like 90 like hard

00:58:54.030 --> 00:58:58.530
candies. Yeah, like 95 % sugar Yeah, right sour

00:58:58.530 --> 00:59:02.250
cream and onion and sugar. No, no It can go good

00:59:02.250 --> 00:59:05.650
on a Pringle, but a hard candy? No way. I don't

00:59:05.650 --> 00:59:09.429
know about that. There's a candy cane flavor

00:59:09.429 --> 00:59:13.250
of Pho, P -H -O, the Vietnamese soup. Vietnamese,

00:59:13.429 --> 00:59:17.730
yeah. Why? Why? Why? No reason. I don't get savory

00:59:17.730 --> 00:59:20.570
candy cane flavors. And then there's also hard

00:59:20.570 --> 00:59:23.250
candies that are meant to taste and smell like

00:59:23.250 --> 00:59:26.809
durian. Oh god. Like that one spiky fruit that's

00:59:26.809 --> 00:59:28.909
like banned on airplanes or whatever. Yeah, right.

00:59:29.110 --> 00:59:32.059
Because it smells so bad. Yeah. And then there's

00:59:32.059 --> 00:59:35.940
the quote -unquote novelty candies, like the

00:59:35.940 --> 00:59:39.059
Jelly Belly, like the Jelly Bean Bean Boozled,

00:59:39.199 --> 00:59:41.820
if you've heard of those, where they purposefully

00:59:41.820 --> 00:59:46.380
make shitty tasting candy cane or Jelly Bean

00:59:46.380 --> 00:59:50.800
flavors, one of which is barf. Yeah, why? Another

00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:54.739
one is booger, which how do you get the taste

00:59:54.739 --> 00:59:56.820
of booger unless you've tasted a booger? We've

00:59:56.820 --> 00:59:58.900
all tasted barf because we've all thrown up before.

00:59:58.900 --> 01:00:00.949
Right. How do you know what a booger tastes like,

01:00:01.070 --> 01:00:03.969
Jelly Belly? They've got flavors like Rotten

01:00:03.969 --> 01:00:08.750
Egg, Stink Bug, and Earwax. Now, in my personal

01:00:08.750 --> 01:00:11.869
experience, I have played the game Bean Boozled

01:00:11.869 --> 01:00:14.570
before and tried some of them. They have a flavor

01:00:14.570 --> 01:00:19.489
called Stinky Socks, which in my opinion is far

01:00:19.489 --> 01:00:22.219
and away the worst flavor in there. Because it

01:00:22.219 --> 01:00:25.780
literally tastes like a Jim Locker dick cheese

01:00:25.780 --> 01:00:29.460
sweaty sock in your mouth and nose. That's gross.

01:00:29.980 --> 01:00:33.860
And it sticks. Does it? It sticks around. It's

01:00:33.860 --> 01:00:37.159
foul. Yeah, some of those are straight up nasty.

01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:40.300
And then there's the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor.

01:00:40.510 --> 01:00:42.969
jelly beans, which is like the Harry Potter one,

01:00:43.170 --> 01:00:46.190
you get like the Disney World or whatever the

01:00:46.190 --> 01:00:49.210
fuck. And they've got ones flavored like dirt,

01:00:49.469 --> 01:00:52.489
earthworm, soap, and sausage are four of their

01:00:52.489 --> 01:00:56.389
flavors. Oh, okay. And then of course you've

01:00:56.389 --> 01:00:58.750
got like the body part shaped candy, which is

01:00:58.750 --> 01:01:01.389
like bulging eyeballs or like you hand someone

01:01:01.389 --> 01:01:03.550
a bag of dicks and it's just dick shaped candy.

01:01:03.849 --> 01:01:05.989
That's just the shape. They don't make it taste

01:01:05.989 --> 01:01:10.030
like penis, from what I know. Yeah, I just...

01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:14.460
Not that I would know. But that's, I just wanted

01:01:14.460 --> 01:01:17.539
to bring that up that once I did the candy cane

01:01:17.539 --> 01:01:20.519
segment, I was like, I know there's more. I played

01:01:20.519 --> 01:01:23.199
a game where I tasted some nasty jelly beans.

01:01:23.820 --> 01:01:26.099
So I had to bring that up. I would recommend

01:01:26.099 --> 01:01:29.699
not playing that game. Because in theory, it's

01:01:29.699 --> 01:01:32.119
like, it sounds fun. Like, oh, I'm gonna get

01:01:32.119 --> 01:01:33.679
together with my friends, and you're just gonna

01:01:33.679 --> 01:01:36.019
be like, ee -wee. No, you're gonna get together

01:01:36.019 --> 01:01:38.460
with your friends and suffer. Right is what you're

01:01:38.460 --> 01:01:40.340
gonna do and then it's gonna become not a fun

01:01:40.340 --> 01:01:44.460
time. Yeah, that'd be a bad time Yeah Wow big

01:01:44.460 --> 01:01:49.199
yuck. That is a that's a big yuck God booger.

01:01:49.599 --> 01:01:52.199
Yeah and stinky feet's the worst one There's

01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:55.699
a barf one that tastes like barf the acid the

01:01:55.699 --> 01:01:58.519
scent the flavor tastes like barf stinky feet

01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:02.239
was worse than barf Wow, not even close not even

01:02:02.239 --> 01:02:06.750
why why? Who makes that as a game to play it

01:02:06.750 --> 01:02:09.550
has no replayability, right? Why would you play

01:02:09.550 --> 01:02:12.110
it more than once? I do better question. Why

01:02:12.110 --> 01:02:17.010
would you play it once now? I certainly wouldn't

01:02:17.010 --> 01:02:21.789
bugger foul Yeah, okay. We're gonna we're gonna

01:02:21.789 --> 01:02:33.340
I need some time All right, we are back and it

01:02:33.340 --> 01:02:35.679
is time for our feature segment here on the Mark

01:02:35.679 --> 01:02:38.139
Mo Show. I'm your host, Mark Maloney with Aidan

01:02:38.139 --> 01:02:41.559
Maloney. And it is, you just made the list. So

01:02:41.559 --> 01:02:44.179
it's a top 10 list. We do 10 through two. They're

01:02:44.179 --> 01:02:46.980
big number one reveal. Various topics, many,

01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:49.659
many, many topics. And this week, I think we

01:02:49.659 --> 01:02:52.460
have a fun one. Oh, you know, so silly of me.

01:02:52.460 --> 01:02:54.300
I should probably talk about the rules. Oh, sure.

01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:58.719
Rules are important. So let's see. Look in here.

01:02:58.780 --> 01:03:02.289
Oh, look at that. One rule. Yeah, whoo, let's

01:03:02.289 --> 01:03:04.889
freaking go chat. How about that? How about that?

01:03:05.130 --> 01:03:09.590
That's amazing. And the crowd goes wild. I meant

01:03:09.590 --> 01:03:12.150
mild. It's like the movie Major League where

01:03:12.150 --> 01:03:15.969
it's like, all right, let's go. Yeah. And they're

01:03:15.969 --> 01:03:17.929
like acting as the crowd because there's like

01:03:17.929 --> 01:03:23.449
eight people in the stands. Good times. And the

01:03:23.449 --> 01:03:30.789
crowd goes home. Oh. Shucks. The crowd goes home.

01:03:30.889 --> 01:03:34.710
Into the bottom of the third. Current score is

01:03:34.710 --> 01:03:38.710
11 to 0. Wow. Seems like foreshadowing, at least

01:03:38.710 --> 01:03:40.849
as it applies to the White Sox. The Southsiders,

01:03:41.070 --> 01:03:43.570
yeah. Yeah, anyway, we haven't heard from White

01:03:43.570 --> 01:03:46.150
Sox here in a while. Yeah, hopefully he's still

01:03:46.150 --> 01:03:49.150
around. Yeah. He's with us in spirit always.

01:03:49.469 --> 01:03:51.929
I think I've met the actual Jimmy bag of donuts.

01:03:52.010 --> 01:03:53.750
This is true. Yeah, you were telling me about

01:03:53.750 --> 01:03:57.619
that. He was a G. He's pretty good. Yeah. Anyway,

01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:00.460
bless his soul bless his soul. It's weird meeting

01:04:00.460 --> 01:04:03.559
fans in real life It really is and not that the

01:04:03.559 --> 01:04:05.559
fans are always weird, but it's just like the

01:04:05.559 --> 01:04:08.139
power dynamic is strange It's like they're a

01:04:08.139 --> 01:04:10.380
fan of me, but I don't know you so it's like

01:04:10.380 --> 01:04:14.320
right high I guess For sure and and in this case

01:04:14.320 --> 01:04:17.280
he exceeded my expectations. So that was good

01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:22.159
bless his soul bless his soul all right this

01:04:22.159 --> 01:04:27.119
This particular category Most underrated films

01:04:27.119 --> 01:04:30.179
of all time. This could just be some films that

01:04:30.179 --> 01:04:33.420
you love that just didn't get kind of the broad

01:04:33.420 --> 01:04:36.820
attention at the time. Maybe later on they became

01:04:36.820 --> 01:04:39.460
cult classics, but it's just kind of like, they

01:04:39.460 --> 01:04:42.059
just didn't kind of get that general love. So

01:04:42.059 --> 01:04:44.079
what do you got in? All right, I'll run my 10

01:04:44.079 --> 01:04:46.179
through two and save my big number one reveal,

01:04:46.179 --> 01:04:49.639
of course. Best underrated movies, in my opinion.

01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:54.300
Number 10, Pet Sematary, the 2019 remake. Oh.

01:04:55.239 --> 01:04:57.400
underrated because, not because I think it was

01:04:57.400 --> 01:05:00.719
a beautiful work of art, but I think the retelling

01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:03.980
and the tweaks to the storyline, I thought the

01:05:03.980 --> 01:05:06.940
acting was good, but the tweaks to the storyline

01:05:06.940 --> 01:05:09.599
caught me off guard because my girlfriend and

01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:11.960
I, we watched the original Pet Sematary, then

01:05:11.960 --> 01:05:13.980
we watched the remake, then we watched the remake

01:05:13.980 --> 01:05:15.780
sequel, which I think was called Bloodlines.

01:05:17.150 --> 01:05:20.269
And I liked the, I mean the original is fantastic.

01:05:20.349 --> 01:05:23.309
Of course. But I liked the remake because of

01:05:23.309 --> 01:05:26.250
the story tweaks, because it wasn't just like

01:05:26.250 --> 01:05:28.190
barfing out the same shit we've already seen.

01:05:28.550 --> 01:05:31.369
Like they took the story and they made it something

01:05:31.369 --> 01:05:34.090
new in their own way, which I really enjoyed.

01:05:34.269 --> 01:05:38.090
And it got panned. It got slaughtered by the

01:05:38.090 --> 01:05:41.610
critics. But as a fan of the original movie,

01:05:41.750 --> 01:05:44.730
I liked it. I really liked it. I think it's underappreciated,

01:05:44.750 --> 01:05:48.329
so that's number 10. Number 9, Baby Driver 2017.

01:05:48.949 --> 01:05:52.750
Oh, yeah. As far as action movies go, it doesn't

01:05:52.750 --> 01:05:56.510
really have the same acclaim that, like, the

01:05:56.510 --> 01:05:59.030
Fast and the Furious, or the Die Hard movies,

01:05:59.369 --> 01:06:05.010
or all the John Wicks. It's not in the same kind

01:06:05.010 --> 01:06:08.840
of, like, mass -loved franchise type. Movie,

01:06:08.840 --> 01:06:11.400
but I think it deserves to be I need to it's

01:06:11.400 --> 01:06:15.019
kind of tough watching Kevin Spacey on the screen

01:06:15.019 --> 01:06:17.820
with how much of a it is But we've also had the

01:06:17.820 --> 01:06:20.500
conversation Can you separate the art from the

01:06:20.500 --> 01:06:22.780
race and sometimes? Because you have to and the

01:06:22.780 --> 01:06:25.000
fact of the matter is he's a tremendous actor

01:06:25.000 --> 01:06:27.380
And he's in like a dozen movies that I really

01:06:27.380 --> 01:06:29.780
like right so that that's that is a challenge

01:06:29.780 --> 01:06:32.260
Yeah, it's the same thing like if I'm listening

01:06:32.260 --> 01:06:35.360
to old Kanye songs. It's like right Kanye is

01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:39.010
kind of a shithead but the music's great, so.

01:06:39.030 --> 01:06:41.889
Right, but like he wasn't always, like some of

01:06:41.889 --> 01:06:43.929
his older stuff is. Some of his older stuff's

01:06:43.929 --> 01:06:46.130
great. It's great. It's great. One of the best

01:06:46.130 --> 01:06:49.590
rappers to come out of Chicago. Yeah, 100%. Number

01:06:49.590 --> 01:06:53.889
eight, horror movie, Barbarian, from 2022. Oh,

01:06:53.949 --> 01:06:56.409
interesting. Fantastic horror movie. I don't

01:06:56.409 --> 01:06:59.780
think it really. did much in the box office.

01:07:00.139 --> 01:07:02.500
Yeah, I remember it. Yeah, we saw it on streaming

01:07:02.500 --> 01:07:04.780
and I was like, that's a really good horror movie.

01:07:04.840 --> 01:07:07.980
Like I thought I thought the plot was fantastic.

01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:10.880
I thought the characters, Justin Long's in that

01:07:10.880 --> 01:07:13.099
movie, I believe. Oh, of course. And he just

01:07:13.099 --> 01:07:16.320
plays the least likable shithead you've ever

01:07:16.320 --> 01:07:20.079
known. And he just plays it so well. I just thought

01:07:20.079 --> 01:07:22.900
it was fantastic. Number seven had to throw this

01:07:22.900 --> 01:07:25.260
in there because Ben Stiller gets a lot of flack,

01:07:25.280 --> 01:07:27.719
but I remember really really enjoying this movie

01:07:27.719 --> 01:07:31.960
that Pardon me night at the museum 2006. Oh,

01:07:31.960 --> 01:07:34.599
yeah, I feel like it's just a fantastic movie

01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:37.360
The sequels were kind of ass, but that movie

01:07:37.360 --> 01:07:40.639
the concept of is so cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so

01:07:40.639 --> 01:07:44.079
so cool I really liked it number six. I brought

01:07:44.079 --> 01:07:47.139
this up in a previous While you were sleeping

01:07:47.139 --> 01:07:52.139
iron lung 2026. Yeah, which How could it be underrated

01:07:52.139 --> 01:07:54.840
if it just came out? Well, most indie horror

01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:57.699
movies, indie movies in general, are underrated

01:07:57.699 --> 01:07:59.579
and underappreciated. So I had to bring it up

01:07:59.579 --> 01:08:04.000
again at number six, Iron Lung. So good. So good.

01:08:04.219 --> 01:08:10.559
It's been loved on by, what is it, Bruce Campbell?

01:08:10.559 --> 01:08:14.139
Oh, yeah. Who we know as the star of indie horror

01:08:14.139 --> 01:08:18.699
film Evil Dead. Army of Darkness. Oh, yeah. So

01:08:18.699 --> 01:08:22.380
it's just so good. Think it had a budget of only

01:08:22.380 --> 01:08:24.159
like two or three million dollars. It's made

01:08:24.159 --> 01:08:29.140
50 worldwide huh, how about that yeah and Granted

01:08:29.140 --> 01:08:32.520
I it should be more than that it is it kind of

01:08:32.520 --> 01:08:35.159
got pained by critics at first like They didn't

01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:37.640
like the pacing or the length of the movie and

01:08:37.640 --> 01:08:40.520
things like that, but it's an isolation horror

01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:43.789
movie It's you're meant to feel stuck with the

01:08:43.789 --> 01:08:46.489
main character Yeah in this and I really like

01:08:46.489 --> 01:08:49.029
it and I think everyone else will as well number

01:08:49.029 --> 01:08:53.930
five long legs from 2024 Yeah, nick cage is in

01:08:53.930 --> 01:08:56.329
my opinion one of the most underrated actors

01:08:56.329 --> 01:09:00.109
of all time And I loved it. I loved it. It's

01:09:00.109 --> 01:09:03.350
it's the way that the paranormal plays into the

01:09:03.350 --> 01:09:06.630
real life Serial killer aspect I thought was

01:09:06.630 --> 01:09:10.460
really interesting Number four on my list is

01:09:10.460 --> 01:09:13.220
Talk to Me. Oh, the Australian horror movie.

01:09:13.600 --> 01:09:16.720
Yep. Really good. The only reason it's not higher

01:09:16.720 --> 01:09:19.720
on my list is because it did get really good

01:09:19.720 --> 01:09:22.779
reviews and it did well on the box office. Yeah.

01:09:23.039 --> 01:09:26.039
But it's still an indie horror film, technically.

01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:28.319
Yeah. It just happened to be picked up by A24

01:09:28.319 --> 01:09:31.000
and distributed in the U .S. and all that. It's

01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:34.319
so good. One of the best, easily top... Probably

01:09:34.319 --> 01:09:37.140
top five horror movies I've ever seen number

01:09:37.140 --> 01:09:40.659
three Renfield from 2023 I've brought that up

01:09:40.659 --> 01:09:43.220
on while you were sleeping as well. It's so good

01:09:43.220 --> 01:09:46.220
I love Nick Cage and who's it Nicholas Holt?

01:09:46.260 --> 01:09:50.079
I think yeah movie. It's so good. It's so good

01:09:50.079 --> 01:09:53.659
It's it's comical. It's not scary, but there's

01:09:53.659 --> 01:09:56.020
moments in there where you're like, oh no Yeah,

01:09:56.020 --> 01:09:59.500
it's it's just good. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and number

01:09:59.500 --> 01:10:04.680
two on my list red from 2010. Oh, so good. Excellent

01:10:04.680 --> 01:10:07.539
movie. I mean, you got Bruce Willis. You've got

01:10:07.539 --> 01:10:12.899
Morgan Freeman. You've got who? John Malkovich.

01:10:13.039 --> 01:10:18.039
Get the pig. Yeah. Malkovich is great. So good.

01:10:18.500 --> 01:10:21.159
And it's it's I don't hear people talk about

01:10:21.159 --> 01:10:24.000
it. Yeah. But it was really, really good. So

01:10:24.000 --> 01:10:25.720
I liked it. That's why it's number two on my

01:10:25.720 --> 01:10:30.640
list. I love that. I love it. All right. Was

01:10:30.640 --> 01:10:33.079
trying to think if we had any that were the same

01:10:33.079 --> 01:10:35.819
and we did not yeah, so that's pretty amazing

01:10:35.819 --> 01:10:40.479
Okay, so number ten. It's a movie called the

01:10:40.479 --> 01:10:43.420
last Boy Scout. It's with Bruce Willis and Damon

01:10:43.420 --> 01:10:48.819
Wayans and It's it's just it's a Bruce vehicle

01:10:48.819 --> 01:10:52.500
man. It's so it's so Bruce and then Damon Wayans

01:10:52.500 --> 01:10:55.920
is funny. Well, they're both funny and Halle

01:10:55.920 --> 01:10:57.779
Berry's in it for a hot minute that was at the

01:10:57.779 --> 01:11:00.579
beginning of her career It's it's a really good

01:11:00.579 --> 01:11:04.180
movie. It's a really good movie centers on gambling

01:11:04.180 --> 01:11:07.060
and football and you know kind of prophetic in

01:11:07.060 --> 01:11:11.619
some ways, but right in a way, but in a way Accents

01:11:11.619 --> 01:11:15.659
the movie in such a way number nine time cop

01:11:15.659 --> 01:11:19.479
Jean -Claude Van Damme time cop and it's about

01:11:19.479 --> 01:11:22.739
time travel and as a time have heard about that

01:11:22.739 --> 01:11:26.000
Yeah, and so in theory kind of very cool because

01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:29.760
when time travel becomes a thing They have to

01:11:29.760 --> 01:11:31.960
police it because they don't want people. The

01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:34.619
TVA. Right. They don't want people going back

01:11:34.619 --> 01:11:38.039
and fucking shit up. And I get that. And so,

01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:42.640
yeah, so I really, I really dig it. Number eight,

01:11:43.060 --> 01:11:46.100
a horror movie called The Skeleton Key. Oh, yeah.

01:11:46.479 --> 01:11:50.020
Nice call. Is good. It is with, oh, gosh, what's

01:11:50.020 --> 01:11:55.600
her name? Oh, God, I can't think of what her

01:11:55.600 --> 01:11:58.600
name is right now. Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn's

01:11:58.600 --> 01:12:00.939
daughter. She was in the movie how to lose a

01:12:00.939 --> 01:12:04.359
guy in ten days Kate Hudson, I knew I'd eventually

01:12:04.359 --> 01:12:07.680
get there I do that I mentioned I've had a traumatic

01:12:07.680 --> 01:12:09.539
brain injury. Anyway, I don't know people's names.

01:12:09.539 --> 01:12:11.819
I just yeah, it's some things click some things

01:12:11.819 --> 01:12:15.939
don't But there's a really really good movie,

01:12:16.060 --> 01:12:19.739
very creepy. And the creepiness just kind of

01:12:19.739 --> 01:12:21.619
draws out over the course of the movie because

01:12:21.619 --> 01:12:25.020
you're not like 100 % sure how this thing's going

01:12:25.020 --> 01:12:28.659
to end, but it was very good. This is a little

01:12:28.659 --> 01:12:30.979
bit older, number seven, Escape from New York

01:12:30.979 --> 01:12:34.039
with Kurt Russell. Great movie, just this dystopian

01:12:34.039 --> 01:12:37.439
thing where the island of Manhattan has literally

01:12:37.439 --> 01:12:40.189
just become a prison and it's just... up for

01:12:40.189 --> 01:12:43.449
grabs on this island and he plays this guy snake

01:12:43.449 --> 01:12:45.670
and he's trying to escape from the eye it's it's

01:12:45.670 --> 01:12:49.289
really good it's really good uh number six tommy

01:12:49.289 --> 01:12:52.470
boy oh there you go that's true gotta go tommy

01:12:52.470 --> 01:12:57.010
boy it's it's slapstick comedy but you have you

01:12:57.010 --> 01:13:01.569
have farley you have spade you have acroid uh

01:13:01.569 --> 01:13:06.909
you have um oh gosh uh he was in wayne's world

01:13:06.909 --> 01:13:11.180
too Not Mike Myers. No, no, no, no, the handsome

01:13:11.180 --> 01:13:13.399
dude. He's in a lot of the movies of the guys.

01:13:13.420 --> 01:13:16.600
He knows them all. Not sure. Rob Lowe. Oh, oh,

01:13:16.619 --> 01:13:18.680
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's kind of the

01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:21.300
foil a lot of times in these movies. So he's...

01:13:21.300 --> 01:13:23.100
I know Rob Lowe more from Parks and Rec than

01:13:23.100 --> 01:13:27.119
I do from other movies. Right, yeah. Yeah, no,

01:13:27.279 --> 01:13:30.500
he's really good. And this movie's got a lot

01:13:30.500 --> 01:13:33.659
of heart, but it's also very, very funny. So

01:13:33.659 --> 01:13:37.090
I enjoyed that one. This movie... is definitely

01:13:37.090 --> 01:13:41.670
underrated. It's a sleeper. And I was thrifting

01:13:41.670 --> 01:13:45.050
with my friend Cass the other day. And I try

01:13:45.050 --> 01:13:47.149
to get out of the habit of buying DVDs because

01:13:47.149 --> 01:13:48.529
a lot of times when you get them from thrift

01:13:48.529 --> 01:13:50.510
stores there's scratches and shit. Oh sure. And

01:13:50.510 --> 01:13:52.569
I don't think to look all the time and then sometimes

01:13:52.569 --> 01:13:54.689
I don't and I get it home and it's like oh god.

01:13:54.909 --> 01:13:56.850
Yeah it's kind of cooked. And it's kind of cooked

01:13:56.850 --> 01:14:00.350
and you know can I get some sort of rag or whatever

01:14:00.350 --> 01:14:02.609
and maybe try to buff it out a little bit I can

01:14:02.609 --> 01:14:05.789
but in this particular case I saw it and I'm

01:14:05.789 --> 01:14:08.029
like oh my god I remember that movie and I grabbed

01:14:08.029 --> 01:14:13.699
it. I want to say early to mid 90s and I grabbed

01:14:13.699 --> 01:14:15.979
it and I was like leaving and getting ready to

01:14:15.979 --> 01:14:17.439
go up to the register. I'm like, oh fuck, I should

01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:19.819
look at it. So I opened it up, looked like it

01:14:19.819 --> 01:14:22.239
was brand new. I'm like, oh good. So I went and

01:14:22.239 --> 01:14:24.500
I got it and the boiler room is great because

01:14:24.500 --> 01:14:28.140
it's basically, if you know the Wolf of Wall

01:14:28.140 --> 01:14:30.579
Street movie. It was the Wolf of Wall Street

01:14:30.579 --> 01:14:33.159
before the Wolf of Wall Street. OK. Just kind

01:14:33.159 --> 01:14:35.699
of talked about people taking advantage of people

01:14:35.699 --> 01:14:39.100
selling these shitty stocks and just taking all

01:14:39.100 --> 01:14:42.880
their money. And it was it's really impactful.

01:14:42.939 --> 01:14:46.180
And it has a young Vin Diesel in it, a young

01:14:46.180 --> 01:14:51.600
Giovanni Robisi, a young Ben Affleck. I'm trying

01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:54.960
to think who else is in it. there's quite a few

01:14:54.960 --> 01:14:58.439
actors in it and it's it's really it's really

01:14:58.439 --> 01:15:01.439
good like it's intense because they're just trying

01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:03.779
to just bilk people out of their money and then

01:15:03.779 --> 01:15:07.800
in some cases like you in some cases you you

01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:11.720
get a look into the other side like the people

01:15:11.720 --> 01:15:13.899
that are being taken advantage and this guy like

01:15:13.899 --> 01:15:16.899
loses his family he's losing his home and he's

01:15:16.899 --> 01:15:20.359
freaking out and then they they literally don't

01:15:20.359 --> 01:15:22.970
like they just hang up the phone, you know, and

01:15:22.970 --> 01:15:25.689
it's, it's, it's, it's cold and it's like, you

01:15:25.689 --> 01:15:29.069
look at that and, uh, and then, uh, yeah, so

01:15:29.069 --> 01:15:30.750
it's just, it's a really good film. You should

01:15:30.750 --> 01:15:33.250
check that out. Uh, number four, a movie called

01:15:33.250 --> 01:15:38.149
City Hall with John Cusack, uh, Al Pacino, Bridget

01:15:38.149 --> 01:15:41.220
Fonda, Danny Aiello. I'm trying to think who

01:15:41.220 --> 01:15:43.640
else is in it. It's kind of a baller cast. Yeah,

01:15:43.640 --> 01:15:47.119
it is definitely a baller cast and basically

01:15:47.119 --> 01:15:50.739
Pacino plays the mayor Cusack is is kind of like

01:15:50.739 --> 01:15:55.880
his assistant and there is the the premise for

01:15:55.880 --> 01:15:59.260
the story is that there's a shooting in broad

01:15:59.260 --> 01:16:03.960
daylight and Two people die. So well, no three

01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:08.159
one was a cop one was the mobster And another

01:16:08.159 --> 01:16:10.760
one is an eight -year -old black kid. Oh, damn.

01:16:10.939 --> 01:16:12.859
And they all get gunned down just in crossfire.

01:16:13.560 --> 01:16:17.180
And so it's kind of an intense story. And so,

01:16:17.220 --> 01:16:20.880
mind you, there's all this other stuff going

01:16:20.880 --> 01:16:23.039
on as you're looking at the day in life of a

01:16:23.039 --> 01:16:27.380
very popular mayor. And this story kind of runs

01:16:27.380 --> 01:16:29.880
underneath it and just starts to slowly build,

01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:32.359
slowly build, slowly build to something they

01:16:32.359 --> 01:16:35.399
can no longer ignore. And then... you know, they

01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:38.340
find out that this gangster that caused a shooting

01:16:38.340 --> 01:16:45.140
was given parole for a serious crime. Oh, I see.

01:16:45.199 --> 01:16:46.859
Or probation, I'm sorry. He got probation for

01:16:46.859 --> 01:16:49.560
a serious crime because it was kind of like,

01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:52.260
you know, a handshake deal and this sort of stuff.

01:16:53.030 --> 01:16:55.409
And now he's got to come to terms with that.

01:16:55.489 --> 01:16:57.449
And the fact that the judge that did it was a

01:16:57.449 --> 01:16:59.890
personal friend of his. And so now it's affecting

01:16:59.890 --> 01:17:02.529
the mayor's office and his building and building.

01:17:03.130 --> 01:17:05.569
And Cusack, he's just he's the guy out there

01:17:05.569 --> 01:17:07.250
trying to do the right thing. And as he really

01:17:07.250 --> 01:17:10.130
starts getting into this, he's getting into corruption

01:17:10.130 --> 01:17:12.409
with the judge and the police department and

01:17:12.409 --> 01:17:14.569
everything and all this cover up, you know, to

01:17:14.569 --> 01:17:16.409
try to kind of distance everything from it. But

01:17:16.409 --> 01:17:18.250
the only guy that's trying to get justice for

01:17:18.250 --> 01:17:20.590
this poor black kid that got killed is him. Right.

01:17:20.909 --> 01:17:24.409
But you have Pacino and Pacino's Pacino. So he

01:17:24.409 --> 01:17:28.050
has three or four scenes where he's He's just

01:17:28.050 --> 01:17:30.470
like he's in a speech these monologues and this

01:17:30.470 --> 01:17:33.770
whole thing and that alone is worth that movie

01:17:33.770 --> 01:17:38.189
Cinema it really is. Yeah, it really is Definitely

01:17:38.189 --> 01:17:40.449
a lost art but it's just fantastic and this whole

01:17:40.449 --> 01:17:43.750
big speech with Cusack when Cusack is coming

01:17:43.750 --> 01:17:46.529
down hard on him and it's hard for Cusack because

01:17:46.529 --> 01:17:49.890
Pacino Pacino's character is like a god to him

01:17:49.890 --> 01:17:52.590
and it's like just someone that he looks so highly

01:17:52.590 --> 01:17:56.069
upon and then to just to see how this political

01:17:56.069 --> 01:17:59.289
bullshit is taking him down is really just it's

01:17:59.289 --> 01:18:01.789
tearing him up and then Pacino just gets in this

01:18:01.789 --> 01:18:03.829
long speech where he's talking about Menschkeit

01:18:03.829 --> 01:18:06.529
and he's trying to explain like how these things

01:18:06.529 --> 01:18:08.979
happen. He's like Menschkeit! It's a space between

01:18:08.979 --> 01:18:11.199
a handshake, you know, and just trying to say

01:18:11.199 --> 01:18:13.300
it's things among men and like all this other

01:18:13.300 --> 01:18:15.140
stuff. But like he just gives this whole speech.

01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:18.680
And then Cusek has to be like Menchkite is bullshit.

01:18:19.479 --> 01:18:21.739
You know, and he's just like trying to do that.

01:18:22.699 --> 01:18:25.079
And Pacino, who had kind of his eyes on the White

01:18:25.079 --> 01:18:26.880
House and everything, too, is just watching his

01:18:26.880 --> 01:18:28.779
dreams crumble. Right, right. It's an intense

01:18:28.779 --> 01:18:31.420
film. It's an intense film. But I used to have

01:18:31.420 --> 01:18:33.960
it. I think I had it on VHS. I thought I had

01:18:33.960 --> 01:18:36.140
it on DVD, but it was it's a really good movie.

01:18:36.479 --> 01:18:39.340
Number three, The Right. Oh, good call. Yeah.

01:18:39.439 --> 01:18:41.979
Horror movie with Anthony Hopkins based on a

01:18:41.979 --> 01:18:45.199
true story. Priest on the southwest side of Chicago

01:18:45.199 --> 01:18:48.579
and just has like this question of faith as he's

01:18:48.579 --> 01:18:50.180
getting into the priesthood where he's just kind

01:18:50.180 --> 01:18:53.340
of like, I don't think I got it. I don't think

01:18:53.340 --> 01:18:56.779
this is. But with the Catholics, those are the

01:18:56.779 --> 01:19:01.340
types of priests that they want in their exorcism

01:19:01.340 --> 01:19:05.180
program. And so they send him to Rome and they

01:19:05.180 --> 01:19:08.420
set him up. I forget what his name is in the

01:19:08.420 --> 01:19:10.479
movie but Anthony Hopkins plays his priest and

01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:13.920
he's kind of one of the better exorcists and

01:19:13.920 --> 01:19:17.140
he sets up this young priest with him and it's

01:19:17.140 --> 01:19:20.699
really a very very interesting story and scary

01:19:20.699 --> 01:19:24.439
and creepy so it's good it's very good. Number

01:19:24.439 --> 01:19:28.819
two a movie called Brooklyn so it's a movie about

01:19:29.159 --> 01:19:33.800
Irish immigrants. Sirsha Ronan is the main actress

01:19:33.800 --> 01:19:37.380
in it and she comes to America. She leaves Ireland

01:19:37.380 --> 01:19:40.920
and there's various reasons for that. Her family

01:19:40.920 --> 01:19:44.039
was almost more aristocracy. They were kind of

01:19:44.039 --> 01:19:47.979
more upper class but she just knew that being

01:19:47.979 --> 01:19:51.439
there was no longer going to work for her and

01:19:51.439 --> 01:19:54.630
so she leaves. and comes to America, which is

01:19:54.630 --> 01:19:56.770
vastly different, because she's coming to working

01:19:56.770 --> 01:20:00.229
class Brooklyn, and she meets an Italian guy,

01:20:00.369 --> 01:20:04.069
and so it's a whole thing. But the story is really

01:20:04.069 --> 01:20:07.789
interesting and very genuine. And then, if I

01:20:07.789 --> 01:20:10.390
remember correctly, just due to things that were

01:20:10.390 --> 01:20:13.949
happening in Ireland and England, they came down

01:20:13.949 --> 01:20:16.750
on her family. Her family ends up coming to join

01:20:16.750 --> 01:20:20.409
her. Damn. Eventually. But, yeah. But it was,

01:20:21.090 --> 01:20:23.829
it was a good movie. It's a really good tale.

01:20:24.609 --> 01:20:29.369
That's fantastic. Yeah. While you were, while

01:20:29.369 --> 01:20:31.729
you were speaking, when you brought up The Right,

01:20:31.909 --> 01:20:34.270
it made me think of another movie I feel like

01:20:34.270 --> 01:20:38.470
is underrated. The Pope's Exorcist from 2023.

01:20:38.970 --> 01:20:42.829
Okay. Similar, I don't want to say exact premise,

01:20:43.350 --> 01:20:46.760
but similar premise, but of course it's However,

01:20:46.840 --> 01:20:49.220
many decades newer than the right couple decades

01:20:49.220 --> 01:20:52.420
newer. Uh, I really enjoyed the pope's exorcist.

01:20:52.460 --> 01:20:54.840
I thought it was great stars russo crow, uh,

01:20:54.840 --> 01:20:58.439
and then we talking about, uh al pacino's just

01:20:58.439 --> 01:21:02.220
Ability to monologue and just captivate an audience.

01:21:02.359 --> 01:21:04.279
It made me think I think I brought this up to

01:21:04.279 --> 01:21:08.460
you on the show Last year sometime in 2025 is

01:21:08.460 --> 01:21:11.979
the horror movie pearl from 2022. Yep. I remember

01:21:11.979 --> 01:21:16.159
with mia goth and Her ability, it's near the

01:21:16.159 --> 01:21:20.520
end of the movie. But I got that same feeling.

01:21:21.039 --> 01:21:23.640
Not only just like how the movie progresses and

01:21:23.640 --> 01:21:26.199
just how you can see this person who's clearly

01:21:26.199 --> 01:21:29.140
got psychopathic tendencies. Just trying to lead

01:21:29.140 --> 01:21:31.800
this normal life. And yet they're doing things

01:21:31.800 --> 01:21:35.640
that aren't quite normal. And the people around

01:21:35.640 --> 01:21:37.479
them are like, oh, this seems like a cool person.

01:21:37.579 --> 01:21:39.800
And then slowly but slowly they start withdrawing

01:21:39.800 --> 01:21:42.380
or noticing her behavior. And then near the end

01:21:42.380 --> 01:21:46.470
of the movie, she goes on this easily like three

01:21:46.470 --> 01:21:50.210
or four or five minute just monologue oh just

01:21:50.210 --> 01:21:54.090
like a still camera on her monologuing as her

01:21:54.090 --> 01:21:57.909
hurt not her character but the character she

01:21:57.909 --> 01:22:01.350
tries to play as the character okay the face

01:22:01.350 --> 01:22:05.170
she tries to puts on yeah just is deteriorating

01:22:05.170 --> 01:22:08.060
oh boy And just like the coming a part of it

01:22:08.060 --> 01:22:10.979
all and I was just like that's just cinema. That's

01:22:10.979 --> 01:22:14.020
so cool So it made me think of those so those

01:22:14.020 --> 01:22:16.140
those are now my honorable mentions. I just wanted

01:22:16.140 --> 01:22:19.880
to mention those My number one the other guys

01:22:19.880 --> 01:22:23.819
2010 we literally referenced that movie Every

01:22:23.819 --> 01:22:26.840
show time all the time on or off the microphone

01:22:26.840 --> 01:22:30.279
It's so good and like I think it did well in

01:22:30.279 --> 01:22:33.109
the box office and people generally like it But

01:22:33.109 --> 01:22:36.189
it's not like people don't quote it like they

01:22:36.189 --> 01:22:38.289
did all the time when the Anchorman movies came

01:22:38.289 --> 01:22:42.109
out. I feel like it doesn't have that same cult

01:22:42.109 --> 01:22:44.029
following. When people are talking about comedy

01:22:44.029 --> 01:22:46.569
movies. Right, comedy movies. But when you bring

01:22:46.569 --> 01:22:48.449
it up, then people are like, oh my god, I love

01:22:48.449 --> 01:22:51.270
that movie. Yeah, so that's why it's number one.

01:22:51.409 --> 01:22:54.210
It's just like, it's so good. Great cast. It

01:22:54.210 --> 01:22:57.289
deserves a re -watch. I like to hate on Mark

01:22:57.289 --> 01:23:00.149
Wahlberg because I think he deserves it. He's

01:23:00.149 --> 01:23:02.189
a problematic person, and I think he's kind of

01:23:02.189 --> 01:23:05.930
cringe as a human being. But as a character in

01:23:05.930 --> 01:23:10.350
the movie, so good. So good. And Will Ferrell's

01:23:10.350 --> 01:23:12.010
just chemistry. They're a good team. They're

01:23:12.010 --> 01:23:16.609
a good team. So, so good. And I love it. I love

01:23:16.609 --> 01:23:18.449
it. That's why it's my number one. Oh, yeah,

01:23:18.550 --> 01:23:20.229
because those two team up for another movie,

01:23:20.250 --> 01:23:24.489
too. It's like daddy, big daddy, daddy's home.

01:23:24.729 --> 01:23:28.829
Something some shit like that, but they do that

01:23:28.829 --> 01:23:32.550
too there was and there was also the Will Ferrell

01:23:32.550 --> 01:23:36.689
Kevin Hart movie ah Reason prison or he's going

01:23:36.689 --> 01:23:39.869
to prison get hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's

01:23:39.869 --> 01:23:42.609
a fun movie, too That is a fun movie. Yeah, there's

01:23:42.609 --> 01:23:44.729
worth an honorable mention. No doubt. No doubt

01:23:44.729 --> 01:23:48.970
about it I picked a movie. This was from God.

01:23:48.970 --> 01:23:53.680
I want to say 88 or 89. It's a movie called Jacob's

01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:56.159
Ladder. It's a horror movie with Tim Robbins

01:23:56.159 --> 01:24:01.260
and it's so, it's so amazing. It is, it's a horror

01:24:01.260 --> 01:24:06.859
movie and this guy is just tormented. So he went

01:24:06.859 --> 01:24:10.000
to the Vietnam War and so you see him back in

01:24:10.000 --> 01:24:11.699
New York and he's trying to make sense of things

01:24:11.699 --> 01:24:14.520
and things aren't adding up to his life and what

01:24:14.520 --> 01:24:17.859
he's doing. And you're just following along in

01:24:17.859 --> 01:24:20.899
this tale. And as you get into the movie, you

01:24:20.899 --> 01:24:23.239
start questioning like what you're watching is

01:24:23.239 --> 01:24:26.699
actually real. OK, don't you don't even know.

01:24:26.819 --> 01:24:29.779
And like you flashback to like him in the war,

01:24:30.199 --> 01:24:33.020
like he's injured, like there's just craziness

01:24:33.020 --> 01:24:36.859
going on or whatever. And so there's this woman

01:24:36.859 --> 01:24:41.159
that plays his. I don't know if she's a wife

01:24:41.159 --> 01:24:44.060
or like a serious girlfriend or whatever, but.

01:24:44.189 --> 01:24:51.270
She kind of pulls him slightly into the darkness,

01:24:51.909 --> 01:24:56.310
although she kind of portrays someone that's

01:24:56.310 --> 01:24:59.409
loving and caring, but then doesn't at certain

01:24:59.409 --> 01:25:01.869
times. And so you start questioning her motives

01:25:01.869 --> 01:25:05.310
or who she is or what she is. And Danny Aiello,

01:25:05.529 --> 01:25:08.930
who, again, great actor. Portrays this chiropractor

01:25:08.930 --> 01:25:11.109
like his back is messed up and he's a postal

01:25:11.109 --> 01:25:13.630
worker, but he doesn't remember being a postal

01:25:13.630 --> 01:25:15.949
worker But he is and so because he's a postal

01:25:15.949 --> 01:25:17.890
worker. He's on his feet all day So his back's

01:25:17.890 --> 01:25:20.470
jacked up. So Danielle kind of works on his back,

01:25:20.470 --> 01:25:22.550
but every time he's working with him He's talking

01:25:22.550 --> 01:25:27.909
to him as if he's some some sort of Person that

01:25:27.909 --> 01:25:31.310
is like above him and like trying to guide him

01:25:31.989 --> 01:25:35.270
and you later learn kind of who he is or what

01:25:35.270 --> 01:25:39.050
he represents and that what you're discovering

01:25:39.050 --> 01:25:43.430
in this whole existence in Brooklyn isn't real,

01:25:43.710 --> 01:25:47.909
but you learn and you find out what's going on

01:25:47.909 --> 01:25:50.369
through all of this. And I'm not gonna spoil

01:25:50.369 --> 01:25:51.770
it because I think you should see it. I think

01:25:51.770 --> 01:25:54.149
you would really love this movie. It's just,

01:25:54.149 --> 01:25:56.189
it's so interesting. And then when you get to

01:25:56.189 --> 01:25:58.939
the end, it's kind of shocking. you're just like,

01:25:59.060 --> 01:26:02.220
wow, I did not see that coming. Right. And then

01:26:02.220 --> 01:26:06.520
you learn who that chiropractor really is. Interesting.

01:26:07.039 --> 01:26:10.479
It's so interesting. And then you find out what's

01:26:10.479 --> 01:26:13.060
happening to him during this whole movie. So

01:26:13.060 --> 01:26:15.319
it's one of those movies where everything doesn't

01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:19.859
seem to be what it is. Right. I remember seeing

01:26:19.859 --> 01:26:24.739
it, and it's just so, so impactful. Like I said,

01:26:24.779 --> 01:26:26.779
it is a horror movie because it's scary in a

01:26:26.779 --> 01:26:29.079
lot of ways And you're trying to figure out what

01:26:29.079 --> 01:26:31.300
is going on with this guy because you're trying

01:26:31.300 --> 01:26:33.979
to figure it out but then you learn you learn

01:26:33.979 --> 01:26:37.579
and you figure it out and and you and it's it's

01:26:37.579 --> 01:26:39.979
like at the end you can't help but be super sad

01:26:39.979 --> 01:26:42.859
because you're just like I didn't know this is

01:26:42.859 --> 01:26:45.039
really what was going right and right really

01:26:45.039 --> 01:26:49.659
hits you damn But it's like you're sad for him

01:26:49.659 --> 01:26:52.060
and like what he's going through but then you're

01:26:52.060 --> 01:26:55.539
also like you're also happy because ultimately

01:26:55.539 --> 01:26:59.640
he finds his way. Gotcha. I see. Highly, highly,

01:26:59.640 --> 01:27:02.520
highly recommend Jacob's Ladder. Very good. Very,

01:27:02.520 --> 01:27:04.819
very good. I might actually go rent it from the

01:27:04.819 --> 01:27:06.939
library. Yeah. I think that's a really good movie.

01:27:07.300 --> 01:27:10.399
That's cool as hell. Yeah. So highly recommend

01:27:10.399 --> 01:27:14.380
it. But at any rate, send us your aid. What did

01:27:14.380 --> 01:27:17.300
we miss? Yeah. Other guys in Jacob's Ladder.

01:27:17.479 --> 01:27:20.539
So what you should do is run out and go see it.

01:27:20.590 --> 01:27:21.829
Or find it if it's streaming. While you're at

01:27:21.829 --> 01:27:24.449
the library picking up non -violent communication,

01:27:24.869 --> 01:27:28.430
go borrow Jacob's Ladder and see if you can borrow

01:27:28.430 --> 01:27:34.289
the other guys and Brooklyn and Long Legs. They're

01:27:34.289 --> 01:27:37.189
probably there. They're probably there. So...

01:27:37.039 --> 01:27:38.720
Basically, what we're doing is we're setting

01:27:38.720 --> 01:27:40.640
you up for a nice chill weekend. You're welcome.

01:27:40.760 --> 01:27:42.539
An excellent weekend. Yeah, for sure. For the

01:27:42.539 --> 01:27:45.380
cost of free. For the cost of free. Yeah. You're

01:27:45.380 --> 01:27:47.199
welcome. Which is the only thing affordable these

01:27:47.199 --> 01:27:50.479
days. Let's go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Trust me on that.

01:27:51.039 --> 01:27:54.760
So now we move on to a little thing we call the

01:27:54.760 --> 01:27:56.960
Reddit rabbit hole. Hayden goes down that Reddit

01:27:56.960 --> 01:27:58.819
rabbit hole. Sometimes you gotta look for him.

01:27:58.960 --> 01:28:00.319
It's like, oh my God, where'd Dave go? What if

01:28:00.319 --> 01:28:03.329
I got lost? Right down the hole. Oops. I mean,

01:28:03.369 --> 01:28:06.069
it's not like you're a spelunker. No, quite.

01:28:06.390 --> 01:28:09.189
Quite. So when you went down the Reddit rabbit

01:28:09.189 --> 01:28:11.409
hole, what did you encounter this week? When

01:28:11.409 --> 01:28:16.350
I down went into the Reddit rabbit hole, I decided

01:28:16.350 --> 01:28:20.029
to look, rather than stumble upon, I decided

01:28:20.029 --> 01:28:22.090
to look for something that was thematic to what

01:28:22.090 --> 01:28:24.689
we were talking about. And I found this interesting

01:28:24.689 --> 01:28:30.189
guide of a composite score across Metacritic

01:28:30.189 --> 01:28:33.479
and Rotten Tomatoes and Letterboxd. of the top

01:28:33.479 --> 01:28:38.479
25 movies of all time based on those three scores.

01:28:39.039 --> 01:28:42.539
Oh, okay. Now, if I were to have you guess maybe

01:28:42.539 --> 01:28:45.880
what the top five were, you'd probably nail some

01:28:45.880 --> 01:28:48.579
of them. Okay. So go ahead, guess what the top

01:28:48.579 --> 01:28:51.640
five are of all time. Top five all time. Yes.

01:28:51.819 --> 01:28:54.659
Okay, Godfather. Yep, that's on there. Titanic?

01:28:55.359 --> 01:29:00.439
Nope. Okay. There was room for two on that, by

01:29:00.439 --> 01:29:03.789
the way. Godfather 2? No, Rose, just like Jack

01:29:03.789 --> 01:29:07.329
Die. Oh, yeah. There's room for two. There's

01:29:07.329 --> 01:29:08.510
room for two. There's room for two. There's room

01:29:08.510 --> 01:29:11.350
for two. That's all she had to do. Like, she's

01:29:11.350 --> 01:29:13.350
like, scoot aside a little bit. Scoot aside.

01:29:13.350 --> 01:29:17.529
It's still buoyant. Right. You know, all he wanted

01:29:17.529 --> 01:29:19.649
to do was draw her like one of his French girls.

01:29:19.810 --> 01:29:24.130
A small ask. A small ask. And he's nothing but

01:29:24.130 --> 01:29:26.760
a good friend to you. And then you're all in

01:29:26.760 --> 01:29:31.100
the freezing water. You're on a big bed frame

01:29:31.100 --> 01:29:35.119
or door or some shit. And you're all of a buck

01:29:35.119 --> 01:29:39.260
20. He's maybe a buck 25. Plenty of room. Plenty

01:29:39.260 --> 01:29:41.100
of room. Plenty of room. He's a little dude.

01:29:41.579 --> 01:29:43.979
It's like, come on, get up. Get real. Get up

01:29:43.979 --> 01:29:47.399
on the door. Yeah. Yeah. F that one. Unbelievable.

01:29:47.659 --> 01:29:51.880
No, that one is not on here. Okay, so let's get

01:29:51.880 --> 01:29:54.520
back to other highly rated movie, Oppenheimer.

01:29:54.890 --> 01:29:57.789
That one is not. Ah, interesting. Not in the

01:29:57.789 --> 01:29:59.569
top five, at least. Okay, I'll take a couple

01:29:59.569 --> 01:30:04.210
more guesses here. Sure. I will say... Oh, my

01:30:04.210 --> 01:30:10.930
God. Top 25 ranked... I would say... Is Roots

01:30:10.930 --> 01:30:13.930
up there? Nope. No? Oh, that's more of a TV movie,

01:30:13.930 --> 01:30:19.109
I guess. I... God almighty. Um... You'll probably

01:30:19.109 --> 01:30:21.010
be a little disappointed after hearing some of

01:30:21.010 --> 01:30:22.810
them. Really? You'll be like, oh, I should have

01:30:22.810 --> 01:30:25.600
thought of that. Yeah. Did I mention I have brain

01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:28.640
damage? Godfather is number one though. Least

01:30:28.640 --> 01:30:31.539
they got that. Yes, Godfather is the highest

01:30:31.539 --> 01:30:35.699
rated movie of all time based on these, based

01:30:35.699 --> 01:30:38.920
on this composite score. Number two is 12 Angry

01:30:38.920 --> 01:30:42.859
Men from the 50s. Oh right, okay. Number three

01:30:42.859 --> 01:30:46.220
is Seven Samurai. Number four, Schindler's List.

01:30:46.640 --> 01:30:50.920
Oh yeah. Yeah. Number five, Casablanca. Oh, Home

01:30:50.920 --> 01:30:54.829
Free Bogart. Is on there. Number six, Rear Window,

01:30:55.170 --> 01:30:58.029
another movie from the 50s. Oh, that's Hitchcock,

01:30:58.250 --> 01:31:01.989
Jimmy Stewart. Damn. Number seven, Spirited Away.

01:31:02.430 --> 01:31:04.130
Yeah, I don't know. Which surprised me, it's

01:31:04.130 --> 01:31:07.810
an animated movie. I think an anime movie. Is

01:31:07.810 --> 01:31:09.789
that the one with the horse? I have no idea.

01:31:09.930 --> 01:31:12.569
Okay. I have no clue. I've seen snippets of it

01:31:12.569 --> 01:31:14.630
and I'm like, it's one of the highest rated movies

01:31:14.630 --> 01:31:17.050
of all time and I know people that love it. I'm

01:31:17.050 --> 01:31:18.710
like, I'll take their word for it. Here I am

01:31:18.710 --> 01:31:24.180
going, is that the one with the horse? Number

01:31:24.180 --> 01:31:29.100
8, Singing in the Rain. Oh yeah, that was Gene

01:31:29.100 --> 01:31:34.220
Kelly. Number 9, Godfather Part 2. Number 10,

01:31:34.579 --> 01:31:38.600
Grave of the Fireflies from the 80s. Oh, I don't

01:31:38.600 --> 01:31:40.340
even know what the fuck that is. Me neither.

01:31:40.640 --> 01:31:43.529
Number 11 though, Pulp Fiction. Well for sure

01:31:43.529 --> 01:31:46.409
11th greatest movie of all time for sure number

01:31:46.409 --> 01:31:49.649
12 parasite Oh, you know I haven't seen it, but

01:31:49.649 --> 01:31:52.630
I know it's so critically acclaimed. I've heard

01:31:52.630 --> 01:31:56.869
amazing Korean movie Yeah, but I don't know it's

01:31:56.869 --> 01:31:58.569
about like I look at it. I'm like what's going

01:31:58.569 --> 01:32:02.029
on? He's got his backyard, and I don't know why

01:32:02.029 --> 01:32:06.590
he did Number 13 is good fellas good fella great.

01:32:06.789 --> 01:32:10.789
Yeah number 14 is Sunset Boulevard from the 1950s

01:32:12.090 --> 01:32:14.489
Fade, Dunaway, and Warren Baby, I think. Damn.

01:32:15.229 --> 01:32:18.409
Number 15, greatest of all time, Psycho from

01:32:18.409 --> 01:32:22.369
the 1960s. Psycho. Psycho's good. Number 16,

01:32:22.609 --> 01:32:25.329
North by Northwest. Oh, that's another Hitchcock.

01:32:25.630 --> 01:32:28.170
Number 17, believe it or not, Lord of the Rings,

01:32:28.430 --> 01:32:30.750
Fellowship of the Ring. Nah, screw that. From

01:32:30.750 --> 01:32:33.090
2001. I don't like any of those Ring movies.

01:32:33.390 --> 01:32:35.529
Not a big Ring guy? Not a big Ring guy, not a

01:32:35.529 --> 01:32:38.729
big Harry Potter guy. Either one. 18, Apocalypse

01:32:38.729 --> 01:32:42.630
Now. from the late 70s. Oh yeah, that's a great

01:32:42.630 --> 01:32:46.609
movie. Number 19, which is a movie I love. It's

01:32:46.609 --> 01:32:51.149
just, it's a watch. Whiplash from 2014. Oh, 100%.

01:32:51.149 --> 01:32:55.289
Amazing movie. Great movie. Gosh, what's his

01:32:55.289 --> 01:32:59.510
name? The bald guy? Yeah. Yeah, because the drummer

01:32:59.510 --> 01:33:01.829
kid is the guy from Fantastic Four. Correct.

01:33:02.670 --> 01:33:05.829
Bald guy, what's his name? Oh yeah. Damn it.

01:33:05.949 --> 01:33:09.050
Yeah, he plays, and he's in Spider -Man, too.

01:33:09.189 --> 01:33:11.350
He plays Jonah Jameson. Yeah, that's right. But

01:33:11.350 --> 01:33:13.010
I can't think of what his name is. What's his

01:33:13.010 --> 01:33:14.569
damn name? He's a really good character actor.

01:33:14.569 --> 01:33:17.930
I want pictures of Spider -Man! Yeah, exactly.

01:33:18.590 --> 01:33:22.729
Now he's so good in that movie, and he's kind

01:33:22.729 --> 01:33:25.409
of won it. Miles Teller. Miles Teller. Is the

01:33:25.409 --> 01:33:27.750
drummer. Yeah. J .K. Simmons. J .K. Simmons.

01:33:28.210 --> 01:33:30.270
J .K. Simmons is great. Now that's the thing

01:33:30.270 --> 01:33:32.430
about, and I think he won an award for it. He

01:33:32.430 --> 01:33:35.329
should. It's amazing. The thing about that movie

01:33:35.329 --> 01:33:37.869
is like you understand his intensity and he is

01:33:37.869 --> 01:33:40.310
trying to make great, he's trying to make good

01:33:40.310 --> 01:33:44.550
musicians great. Yes. And I respect that. But

01:33:44.550 --> 01:33:48.189
to the extent that he goes. Like even beyond

01:33:48.189 --> 01:33:50.750
it's brutal even beyond like athletic coaches

01:33:50.750 --> 01:33:54.550
do like he just really pushes and to the point

01:33:54.550 --> 01:33:56.909
of abuse But you yeah, and you kind of find out

01:33:56.909 --> 01:34:00.810
why and then you know and then when the drummer

01:34:00.810 --> 01:34:04.970
just has an epic performance Oh, yeah, he kind

01:34:04.970 --> 01:34:07.869
of has this evil smile like told you yeah exactly

01:34:07.869 --> 01:34:11.590
he when he starts he's like he's telling the

01:34:11.640 --> 01:34:13.800
Because when he starts and he's just about to

01:34:13.800 --> 01:34:16.159
get kicked off stage, and he comebacks and he

01:34:16.159 --> 01:34:18.640
just starts drumming, he looks at the, I know,

01:34:18.739 --> 01:34:20.560
spoilers. It came out in 2014, you should've

01:34:20.560 --> 01:34:21.520
watched it. You should've watched it by now.

01:34:21.739 --> 01:34:23.939
Spoilers. But he starts playing. And he won't

01:34:23.939 --> 01:34:25.800
stop. And the bassist is like, what are you doing?

01:34:25.920 --> 01:34:28.659
He's like, whiplash, on me, two, three, four.

01:34:28.699 --> 01:34:31.279
And then it's just like, they just go. Yeah.

01:34:31.739 --> 01:34:34.060
So cool. And then he does that epic solo, and

01:34:34.060 --> 01:34:36.680
it's like. Right. Because when he starts, he

01:34:36.680 --> 01:34:39.899
comes back on stage. and he starts playing, and

01:34:39.899 --> 01:34:41.600
then J .K. Simmons comes over and he's like,

01:34:41.659 --> 01:34:45.300
I will kill you. And then he does the epic solo,

01:34:45.739 --> 01:34:47.899
and then J .K. Simmons gets a smile on his face

01:34:47.899 --> 01:34:51.180
like, I was fucking right. I was right. I was

01:34:51.180 --> 01:34:55.000
right, yeah. Amazing movie. Number 20, The 400

01:34:55.000 --> 01:34:59.399
Blows, another 1950s movie. Number 21, Toy Story.

01:35:00.899 --> 01:35:03.760
I mean, I get it. It's... It's the tanks and

01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:08.260
Alan in their Dave's yeah, yeah number 22 the

01:35:08.260 --> 01:35:11.779
Shawshank Redemption That's just a classic. That's

01:35:11.779 --> 01:35:14.479
my friend Andy. I can't really do it. I don't

01:35:14.479 --> 01:35:16.920
have a cold right now He's not slap your chin

01:35:16.920 --> 01:35:21.159
slap your chin Number 23 another one Lord of

01:35:21.159 --> 01:35:24.119
the Rings return of the king. Oh god number 20

01:35:24.119 --> 01:35:26.930
wish they returned the king Number 24, another

01:35:26.930 --> 01:35:29.409
one. Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. Oh, come

01:35:29.409 --> 01:35:34.729
on. Long drawn out shit. Number 25, The Dark

01:35:34.729 --> 01:35:37.829
Knight from 2008. I agree with that one. Are

01:35:37.829 --> 01:35:41.989
the top 25 movies of all time according to a

01:35:41.989 --> 01:35:45.569
mixed, an aggregate score from Rotten Tomatoes,

01:35:45.670 --> 01:35:48.329
Metacritic, and Letterboxd. That's awesome. Yeah.

01:35:48.630 --> 01:35:51.069
I found that kind of fun. That is fun. That's

01:35:51.069 --> 01:35:54.250
amazing. Yeah, you know, I... The only thing

01:35:54.250 --> 01:35:55.989
I don't get are those Lord of the Rings movies,

01:35:56.069 --> 01:35:58.289
because they're all like 18 hours long, and you

01:35:58.289 --> 01:36:01.609
gotta sit there. And it's like, oh, King and

01:36:01.609 --> 01:36:03.550
Red, we're looking for this, and ah, my precious,

01:36:03.829 --> 01:36:05.369
and blah, blah, blah. And it's like all this

01:36:05.369 --> 01:36:07.630
stuff. And the whole time, I'm trying not to

01:36:07.630 --> 01:36:09.510
fall asleep. Right. You want to talk about movies

01:36:09.510 --> 01:36:12.369
whose runtime is too long. Oh, god, those movies.

01:36:12.489 --> 01:36:15.850
It's ridiculous. And it's just like. It's like

01:36:15.850 --> 01:36:18.170
if the seven dwarfs were normal sized and British

01:36:18.170 --> 01:36:20.789
and boring. That's like, I mean, that's like

01:36:20.789 --> 01:36:22.470
what is going on. And they're just going through

01:36:22.470 --> 01:36:25.489
this adventure that I generally don't care about.

01:36:25.609 --> 01:36:28.670
Right. I really don't. And then you do doze off

01:36:28.670 --> 01:36:30.649
and you doze off for 15 minutes. You wake up

01:36:30.649 --> 01:36:32.829
and you're like, oh my God. Yeah. You're done.

01:36:33.029 --> 01:36:36.930
You're lost. You're cooked. And it's I don't.

01:36:36.989 --> 01:36:39.390
I don't care. And the Harry Potter ones I don't

01:36:39.390 --> 01:36:41.770
care for either, but like if they're on, I'll

01:36:41.770 --> 01:36:43.890
deal with it. I cannot deal with Lord of the

01:36:43.890 --> 01:36:47.829
Rings. Yeah. I will watch, I will watch like

01:36:47.829 --> 01:36:52.029
a Yacht Rock infomercial before I watch a Lord

01:36:52.029 --> 01:36:55.590
of the Rings movie. I cannot do it. In my heart.

01:36:55.970 --> 01:36:59.119
Drives me crazy. Right. Yup. absolutely drives

01:36:59.119 --> 01:37:01.560
me crazy. But hey, you guys think it's top tribe

01:37:01.560 --> 01:37:07.619
moody. See, they mention I brain damage. So yeah,

01:37:07.640 --> 01:37:09.779
that's just not for me, though. Yeah, I get that.

01:37:10.380 --> 01:37:16.340
Yep. Anyway, clearly mentioning sleeping, which

01:37:16.340 --> 01:37:19.579
I clearly have not had enough of. Besides the

01:37:19.579 --> 01:37:23.359
fact that I have brain injury. So, sometimes

01:37:23.359 --> 01:37:24.939
we're sleeping and we miss things. So it could

01:37:24.939 --> 01:37:26.680
be a YouTuber, it could be a movie, it could

01:37:26.680 --> 01:37:28.100
be a book, it could be a TV show, it could be

01:37:28.100 --> 01:37:30.600
anything. But Aidan dives in each and every week

01:37:30.600 --> 01:37:34.199
to find out what we missed while we were sleeping.

01:37:34.939 --> 01:37:37.020
So Aidan, why don't you tell us, what did we

01:37:37.020 --> 01:37:41.300
miss? While you were sleeping, you missed a movie.

01:37:41.420 --> 01:37:44.390
Now here's the thing. I purposefully omitted

01:37:44.390 --> 01:37:48.250
this movie from my underrated movies list, specifically

01:37:48.250 --> 01:37:50.829
so I could bring it up in this segment while

01:37:50.829 --> 01:37:53.789
you're sleeping, because we just rewatched this

01:37:53.789 --> 01:37:56.869
movie a couple days ago, and it reminded me how

01:37:56.869 --> 01:38:00.010
fantastic it was, and how no one kind of talks

01:38:00.010 --> 01:38:02.529
about it anymore in the realm of horror movies,

01:38:02.569 --> 01:38:05.569
although I think the story is fantastic. Oculus,

01:38:06.010 --> 01:38:10.970
from 2013. Supernatural psychological horror

01:38:10.970 --> 01:38:14.289
film. starring Karen Gillan and Britton Thwaites.

01:38:14.630 --> 01:38:17.729
It's fantastic. I don't know who they had on

01:38:17.729 --> 01:38:19.390
the storyboard. They must have had some geniuses

01:38:19.390 --> 01:38:22.449
there. But the story follows these adult siblings

01:38:22.449 --> 01:38:25.510
as they try to prove that this haunted mirror

01:38:25.510 --> 01:38:28.789
is responsible for the deaths of their parents

01:38:28.789 --> 01:38:32.789
using a setup with cameras and other devices

01:38:32.789 --> 01:38:40.250
to document its evil powers and this all -important

01:38:40.799 --> 01:38:44.180
a safety device, safety in air quotes, device,

01:38:44.600 --> 01:38:47.260
which is an anchor on an egg timer that will

01:38:47.260 --> 01:38:50.060
come and swing and destroy the mirror should

01:38:50.060 --> 01:38:54.140
it, quote unquote, not behave itself. Uh, yeah.

01:38:54.359 --> 01:38:57.859
Yup. And yeah, the mirror, the laser glass is

01:38:57.859 --> 01:39:00.760
what it's called in the movie, that manipulates

01:39:00.760 --> 01:39:03.439
the reality and its victims, causing them to

01:39:03.439 --> 01:39:05.840
see illusions and turn on each other and make

01:39:05.840 --> 01:39:08.949
them question what is real and what is not. It

01:39:08.949 --> 01:39:14.510
is it's directed in a remarkable way where It

01:39:14.510 --> 01:39:17.550
seamlessly cuts from their childhood watching

01:39:17.550 --> 01:39:19.829
their parents deteriorate in front of their eyes

01:39:19.829 --> 01:39:23.289
due to this haunted mirror Yeah Directly into

01:39:23.289 --> 01:39:25.909
the modern day where they're being manipulated

01:39:25.909 --> 01:39:29.430
by the mirror sure it is an amazing horror movie.

01:39:29.430 --> 01:39:33.470
I really really like it and it's I don't know

01:39:33.470 --> 01:39:36.770
if it's top, it might creep into the top 10 horror

01:39:36.770 --> 01:39:39.710
movies of all time. Definitely top 20. But I

01:39:39.710 --> 01:39:41.890
think it's fantastic. And I think it deserves

01:39:41.890 --> 01:39:44.869
a rewatch if you lovely listeners out there haven't

01:39:44.869 --> 01:39:48.789
seen it. Oculus. Oculus. Very good. Very good.

01:39:48.949 --> 01:39:51.270
Yeah, I do remember that movie. That was a good

01:39:51.270 --> 01:39:55.449
movie. So yeah, definitely get out there and

01:39:55.449 --> 01:39:56.909
well, I don't know about out there. You can stay

01:39:56.909 --> 01:39:58.210
home. I'm not saying you have to. While you're

01:39:58.210 --> 01:40:00.220
at the library, you could borrow it. There you

01:40:00.220 --> 01:40:02.100
go. Yeah. Yep. So put that one on the list. Put

01:40:02.100 --> 01:40:05.659
it on the list. Put it on the list. Okay, we

01:40:05.659 --> 01:40:07.640
are going to take a break and we've got the beer

01:40:07.640 --> 01:40:09.960
review and world of weird news coming up, but

01:40:09.960 --> 01:40:17.500
I'm going to pass out first. All right, everybody,

01:40:17.539 --> 01:40:20.739
we're back home stretch here and we're going

01:40:20.739 --> 01:40:22.899
to kick everything off with our beer review,

01:40:23.180 --> 01:40:27.649
the beer review. the only the official beer review

01:40:27.649 --> 01:40:31.949
i like that yeah that's good it sticks it does

01:40:31.949 --> 01:40:36.130
stick yeah i get makes the people think or not

01:40:36.130 --> 01:40:38.670
well if you can make some drink if you've had

01:40:38.670 --> 01:40:40.750
enough of them then probably not probably not

01:40:40.750 --> 01:40:45.100
right exactly All right, we have a lovely selection

01:40:45.100 --> 01:40:47.460
here today. Hayden, why don't you tell these

01:40:47.460 --> 01:40:49.600
fine, beautiful, wonderful people all about it.

01:40:49.720 --> 01:40:53.000
A very fun looking can. Agreed. On this one.

01:40:53.199 --> 01:40:59.000
It's called Smooth Rider. It is a session IPA

01:40:59.000 --> 01:41:03.100
from Southern Tier Brewing Company, a regional

01:41:03.100 --> 01:41:06.220
brewery out of Lakewood, New York. Ooh, okay.

01:41:06.359 --> 01:41:10.920
US of A. Session IPAs are typically lower...

01:41:12.449 --> 01:41:16.689
ABV, typically kettle hopped or dry hopped. But

01:41:16.689 --> 01:41:19.329
I think I like I read up on the history of like

01:41:19.329 --> 01:41:21.729
session beers. Yeah. And apparently it's a lower

01:41:21.729 --> 01:41:25.489
ABV beer, like sub 5%, I believe is typically

01:41:25.489 --> 01:41:28.189
what makes it a session. Yeah. But I guess back

01:41:28.189 --> 01:41:30.729
in the heyday of everyone drinking alcohol all

01:41:30.729 --> 01:41:34.010
the time before prohibition, they would make

01:41:34.010 --> 01:41:38.119
session beers to pack in like work lunches. So

01:41:38.119 --> 01:41:41.159
you'd, like, have a session beer at lunch during

01:41:41.159 --> 01:41:43.439
work, and then you'd get home and start drinking

01:41:43.439 --> 01:41:47.699
regular beer. Yeah, so that's, I believe, fact

01:41:47.699 --> 01:41:49.340
check me if I'm incorrect, lovely listeners,

01:41:49.420 --> 01:41:51.619
but I believe that's the history of what a session

01:41:51.619 --> 01:41:56.000
beer is, and this is a session IPA. 4 .8 % ABV

01:41:56.000 --> 01:41:59.319
and 30 on the international bidders unit. We

01:41:59.319 --> 01:42:01.779
will be ranking it on a scale from zero to five

01:42:01.779 --> 01:42:05.100
using the untapped app on our cellular devices.

01:42:05.420 --> 01:42:07.399
Lovely. Not sponsored, but it's free and that's

01:42:07.399 --> 01:42:10.899
why we use it. As Southern Tier defines this,

01:42:11.520 --> 01:42:14.600
citrusy hops and subtle sweet malts finish dry

01:42:14.600 --> 01:42:17.699
and smooth so you can shift gears into easy drinking

01:42:17.699 --> 01:42:21.640
and all day sipping. All right. All right. and

01:42:21.640 --> 01:42:24.520
we'll be trying this smooth rider for you. Let's

01:42:24.520 --> 01:42:28.800
crack it. Oh yeah. Was it good for you? Cracker

01:42:28.800 --> 01:42:32.039
open and a sluncha. Sluncha. And let us know

01:42:32.039 --> 01:42:34.380
what you are enjoying there, lovely listeners.

01:42:36.119 --> 01:42:40.260
Okay. That is pretty smooth. You're not overly

01:42:40.260 --> 01:42:43.760
happy at all. No. You know what? I have to go

01:42:43.760 --> 01:42:47.680
back in. It's on the nose. It smells very nice.

01:42:47.979 --> 01:42:51.960
But on the first sip I will say... Kind of one

01:42:51.960 --> 01:42:55.159
note kind of one note. I'll go back in but it's

01:42:55.159 --> 01:43:00.220
kind of one note for me Yeah, light -bodied Which

01:43:00.220 --> 01:43:02.500
I guess you would expect from a session sure

01:43:02.500 --> 01:43:04.859
we have light -bodied kind of just one note of

01:43:04.859 --> 01:43:09.180
like slight bitter kind of Earthy piney floral

01:43:09.180 --> 01:43:11.420
which I guess then makes it more than one note.

01:43:11.420 --> 01:43:15.100
So I just proved myself wrong, but Yeah, it's

01:43:15.100 --> 01:43:17.079
just kind of it's on the palette and then it's

01:43:17.079 --> 01:43:19.960
gone kind of thing which yeah, typically IPAs

01:43:19.960 --> 01:43:23.010
don't do which I guess makes this kind of crushable

01:43:23.010 --> 01:43:24.789
because it doesn't stick around for a while.

01:43:26.369 --> 01:43:29.510
This, that's objectively what my taste buds are

01:43:29.510 --> 01:43:32.770
tasting, but subjectively, this is not my type

01:43:32.770 --> 01:43:36.149
of IPA. Yeah. But I totally understand why people

01:43:36.149 --> 01:43:39.970
would enjoy this. This is super easy going. I'm

01:43:39.970 --> 01:43:42.750
just, I'm flavor hungry. I'm looking for a little

01:43:42.750 --> 01:43:45.789
more, but that doesn't mean I dislike it. Right.

01:43:46.010 --> 01:43:48.390
What are your first thoughts and second thoughts?

01:43:48.590 --> 01:43:52.050
Because I kind of rambled. I know I appreciate

01:43:52.050 --> 01:43:54.369
your viewpoint, especially when it comes to the

01:43:54.369 --> 01:43:57.050
topic of beers. I get more of like a little bit

01:43:57.050 --> 01:44:03.170
of a citrusy note to it than piney, but it's

01:44:03.170 --> 01:44:05.750
very smooth. I don't like things that are overly

01:44:05.750 --> 01:44:08.689
hoppy and I think this is just fine. Like it

01:44:08.689 --> 01:44:11.170
doesn't linger on your tongue. You know, it's

01:44:11.170 --> 01:44:13.270
not going to build a pine forest on my tongue.

01:44:13.850 --> 01:44:17.920
So that's a good thing. And it's just smooth,

01:44:18.060 --> 01:44:21.159
like with a lot of IPAs. Like I find it tough

01:44:21.159 --> 01:44:23.520
to get through them sometimes. Sure. Just because

01:44:23.520 --> 01:44:26.659
it's not my thing. Hoppy things are not my things.

01:44:27.439 --> 01:44:29.899
But like this one is like the perfect amount,

01:44:29.960 --> 01:44:34.819
I feel. Kind of like hop down almost. Yeah, I

01:44:34.819 --> 01:44:39.739
get that. Yeah, so I rather enjoy this one. Yeah.

01:44:40.020 --> 01:44:44.470
Yeah, I get that. At my flavor profile, I just

01:44:44.470 --> 01:44:47.430
added light bodied and bitter. Not because it's

01:44:47.430 --> 01:44:51.170
bitter like an IPA bitter, but because the bitters

01:44:51.170 --> 01:44:54.289
themselves are kind of one of the few flavor

01:44:54.289 --> 01:44:56.789
notes I get. So that's the reason why I added

01:44:56.789 --> 01:44:59.810
that, not because it is bitter like you'd imagine

01:44:59.810 --> 01:45:03.789
an IPA to be. I'm giving it a 225. Oh, okay.

01:45:04.170 --> 01:45:08.409
I think it's not quite middle of the road for

01:45:08.409 --> 01:45:10.710
me. I'm not sure I would go out and buy a six

01:45:10.710 --> 01:45:13.489
pack of this myself. And that's not to say people

01:45:13.489 --> 01:45:15.609
out there won't enjoy it. It's just not for me.

01:45:15.770 --> 01:45:18.329
And I think that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah,

01:45:18.329 --> 01:45:22.409
I went with a 3 .75. 3 .75? That's strong. Yep.

01:45:22.409 --> 01:45:25.569
That's strong. Like I said, IPAs like this I

01:45:25.569 --> 01:45:28.270
prefer. Ones that are stronger to hoppy or whatever.

01:45:28.930 --> 01:45:31.449
Those are kind of the lower threes, upper twos

01:45:31.449 --> 01:45:34.329
to me. Because it's just not my flavor profile.

01:45:34.449 --> 01:45:37.569
Sure. But like this is very smooth. Like if it...

01:45:37.609 --> 01:45:40.069
If I were out working in the yard, come in, I'm

01:45:40.069 --> 01:45:41.689
kind of hot and sweaty, I would definitely grab

01:45:41.689 --> 01:45:43.810
that. Yeah. I would definitely grab it. I totally

01:45:43.810 --> 01:45:46.369
see that. And I pick citrusy because I thought

01:45:46.369 --> 01:45:49.489
I got like some citrus in there. When you mentioned

01:45:49.489 --> 01:45:52.210
that, I because I noticed I think that's one

01:45:52.210 --> 01:45:54.409
of the first things I said is like it's nice

01:45:54.409 --> 01:45:57.310
on the nose. There are like grape fruity notes.

01:45:57.369 --> 01:45:59.630
That's what I thought. On the nose. And we are

01:45:59.630 --> 01:46:01.789
drinking this out of a can. We have not poured

01:46:01.789 --> 01:46:04.510
this out. Right. And if you drink it out of a

01:46:04.510 --> 01:46:07.869
cup. or mug, it does affect the flavor and scent.

01:46:08.430 --> 01:46:10.449
Yes. So take that with a grain of salt. Like

01:46:10.449 --> 01:46:13.210
if you have this on draft or poured out in a

01:46:13.210 --> 01:46:15.329
pub, you'll probably get a different experience

01:46:15.329 --> 01:46:18.789
than us today. I would agree. Yeah. 100%. Yeah,

01:46:18.789 --> 01:46:21.029
very good, though. Interasante Southern Tier

01:46:21.029 --> 01:46:22.789
Brewing. I think we've tried things from them

01:46:22.789 --> 01:46:25.850
before. I want to say we have. Yeah. I can't

01:46:25.850 --> 01:46:27.939
remember. What? But I'm sure we have. Ooh, I

01:46:27.939 --> 01:46:31.520
got badges. Yeah, I did too. I got a 150k, whatever

01:46:31.520 --> 01:46:34.859
that means. Our little untapped community has

01:46:34.859 --> 01:46:37.720
grown far beyond our wireless streams. Words,

01:46:38.140 --> 01:46:41.279
words, words. Helping us reach 150 ,000 followers

01:46:41.279 --> 01:46:43.239
on Instagram. Oh, there you go. Oh, good for

01:46:43.239 --> 01:46:47.720
them. And then the brewery pioneer. Hey. Level

01:46:47.720 --> 01:46:51.789
11. You're probably like 811. I actually didn't

01:46:51.789 --> 01:46:54.689
get brewing. There's bears in our hills. You're

01:46:54.689 --> 01:46:57.310
sitting off on journey through the world of beer,

01:46:57.710 --> 01:46:59.970
but be sure to take a little time to get to know

01:46:59.970 --> 01:47:03.529
each brewery as you go. That's a beer from 55

01:47:03.529 --> 01:47:06.710
different breweries. Nice. Try five more for

01:47:06.710 --> 01:47:10.590
level 12. No kidding. Yeah, I got a special.

01:47:10.840 --> 01:47:15.619
I got Session Life, level 2. Keep the party rolling

01:47:15.619 --> 01:47:18.939
all day long with your favorite low ABV session

01:47:18.939 --> 01:47:22.000
IPAs. That's 10 different beers with the style

01:47:22.000 --> 01:47:25.720
IPA session. And then I got Riding Steady, level

01:47:25.720 --> 01:47:28.880
28. Want to enjoy a day of brews but need to

01:47:28.880 --> 01:47:31.279
keep your wits sharp? There's plenty of delicious

01:47:31.279 --> 01:47:35.420
brews under 5 % for you to sip on. It's 140 with

01:47:35.420 --> 01:47:41.859
an ABV sub 5%. Damn. Yeah. That's good. All right,

01:47:41.859 --> 01:47:46.020
yeah. Now that brings us to the final segment,

01:47:46.500 --> 01:47:50.739
world of weird news, right here on the Mark Mo

01:47:50.739 --> 01:47:55.500
Show. And, you know, it's been too long. So we're

01:47:55.500 --> 01:47:57.539
gonna visit the state of Florida. It's been a

01:47:57.539 --> 01:48:01.500
while. It's been a while. Anthony Sapienza. Oh,

01:48:02.159 --> 01:48:05.199
I'm Floridian here. Yeah, get out of my way,

01:48:05.300 --> 01:48:09.670
63. was charged with two counts of felony battery

01:48:09.670 --> 01:48:14.289
on February 8th in Port Orange, Florida after

01:48:14.289 --> 01:48:20.229
a brawl broke out during a pickleball game. Pickleball,

01:48:20.489 --> 01:48:23.289
don't bless. At the Spruce Creek Country Club.

01:48:24.829 --> 01:48:31.010
Sapienza's wife, Julianne Sapienza, 51, was charged

01:48:31.010 --> 01:48:33.770
with a single count of felony battery. Jesus!

01:48:34.130 --> 01:48:37.250
The Sapienzas were playing against another couple

01:48:37.250 --> 01:48:40.689
when an argument began about a rule. Words were

01:48:40.689 --> 01:48:43.390
exchanged between the men before the accused

01:48:43.390 --> 01:48:45.689
hit his opponent with his paddle. Oh my god!

01:48:45.960 --> 01:48:48.640
then punched him on the ground. Before it was

01:48:48.640 --> 01:48:51.279
all over, about 20 players became involved in

01:48:51.279 --> 01:48:55.140
the fight. Oh my god. The victim was over age

01:48:55.140 --> 01:48:58.659
65. Oh, come on. Dude, you guys are in your 50s

01:48:58.659 --> 01:49:00.979
and 60s. You can't be brawling on the pickleball

01:49:00.979 --> 01:49:03.819
courts. Can't be doing that. Can't do it. So

01:49:03.819 --> 01:49:07.500
Florida. Can't do it. Oh my god. Can't do it.

01:49:07.710 --> 01:49:11.630
yeah over a pickleball rule over a pickleball

01:49:11.630 --> 01:49:13.550
dude it's table tennis but you're standing on

01:49:13.550 --> 01:49:16.329
the table what's with the fucking rule problems

01:49:16.329 --> 01:49:23.029
right wow wowie yeah that's funny ah it's always

01:49:23.029 --> 01:49:25.010
pickleball you know we love pickleball around

01:49:25.010 --> 01:49:28.390
here oh yeah for sure it's uh it's an american

01:49:28.390 --> 01:49:31.649
institution damn right it's about to be god bless

01:49:31.649 --> 01:49:36.609
pickleball it's been facts now oh yeah Oh, what

01:49:36.609 --> 01:49:38.649
do you got to close us out, Aiden? I got a bit

01:49:38.649 --> 01:49:41.489
of a disturbing story, but you know, it is what

01:49:41.489 --> 01:49:45.329
it is. Yeah. Kentucky man, covered in fur, arrested

01:49:45.329 --> 01:49:48.630
after allegedly being caught having sex with

01:49:48.630 --> 01:49:52.489
deer. Oh no. And believe it or not, this is a

01:49:52.489 --> 01:49:56.909
story from February 2026. Oh no. So this just

01:49:56.909 --> 01:50:00.430
happened. Henderson, Kentucky. A Kentucky man

01:50:00.430 --> 01:50:02.869
was arrested after he allegedly engaged in sexual

01:50:02.869 --> 01:50:06.100
activity with a deceased animal. Ugh. That changes

01:50:06.100 --> 01:50:11.060
things. That does. According to WEHT, Alan Osborne

01:50:11.060 --> 01:50:13.420
was taken into custody after he allegedly engaged

01:50:13.420 --> 01:50:17.539
in sexual relations with a dead deer. When speaking

01:50:17.539 --> 01:50:20.100
with the outlet, the Central City Police Department

01:50:20.100 --> 01:50:22.800
said the man was driving through the area, said

01:50:22.800 --> 01:50:26.340
a man was driving through the area in Mullenburg

01:50:26.340 --> 01:50:28.859
County when he noticed a man allegedly engaging

01:50:28.859 --> 01:50:31.779
in sexual intercourse with a dead deer on the

01:50:31.779 --> 01:50:35.520
side of the road. Oh my god. The witness then

01:50:35.520 --> 01:50:39.039
promptly called 911. When law enforcement arrived

01:50:39.039 --> 01:50:44.260
on the scene, they found the reportedly found

01:50:44.260 --> 01:50:48.699
Osborne covered in deer fur and blood. Oh no.

01:50:48.899 --> 01:50:52.439
He was immediately taken into custody and charged.

01:50:52.819 --> 01:50:57.899
Oh my guy. Brother. Brother, what are we doing?

01:50:58.739 --> 01:51:01.899
You know, there's lots of other things you could

01:51:01.899 --> 01:51:08.140
do. To get you there. That's just a dead deer.

01:51:08.159 --> 01:51:10.600
What possesses someone to do that? I don't know.

01:51:11.039 --> 01:51:13.560
And honestly, I'd prefer not to know. I would

01:51:13.560 --> 01:51:15.720
prefer not to know. For real? Prefer not to know.

01:51:16.199 --> 01:51:19.319
Yeah, I really, wow. Mr. Osborne might have a

01:51:19.319 --> 01:51:23.060
couple screws loose. That was the Bambi story

01:51:23.060 --> 01:51:26.680
we never got. Yeah, right. Bambi's mother got

01:51:26.680 --> 01:51:30.319
shot. And then Mr. Osborne came along and is

01:51:30.319 --> 01:51:34.460
like, oh, for me? Man, Bambi's mom's got kind

01:51:34.460 --> 01:51:37.319
of an ass on her. Don't mind if I do. Oh, god.

01:51:37.600 --> 01:51:41.739
That's brutal. That's rough. Yeah, I decided

01:51:41.739 --> 01:51:43.760
to stray from Florida. And of course, Kentucky

01:51:43.760 --> 01:51:46.399
is the Florida of the Midwest. So yeah, I would

01:51:46.399 --> 01:51:49.600
say so. I would say so. Well, that concludes

01:51:49.600 --> 01:51:52.859
this week's show, episode nine. We got an interview

01:51:52.859 --> 01:51:55.800
coming up. In the next week. It'll be really

01:51:55.800 --> 01:51:59.579
good very talented singer songwriter and And

01:51:59.579 --> 01:52:02.140
then we'll probably wrap it just before st. Patty's

01:52:02.140 --> 01:52:05.479
day because we're not going to be in any state

01:52:05.479 --> 01:52:08.979
of mind to To record a show that weekend sure

01:52:08.979 --> 01:52:13.500
but yeah, but good stuff coming So I just want

01:52:13.500 --> 01:52:15.659
to say like subscribe share all that kind of

01:52:15.659 --> 01:52:18.680
good stuff It's been the mark mo show. Make sure

01:52:18.680 --> 01:52:21.819
you check out aid and spelled the right way his

01:52:21.819 --> 01:52:26.399
gaming on YouTube, and then our collab game channel,

01:52:26.899 --> 01:52:30.300
which is A &M Gaming. Once again, like and subscribe

01:52:30.300 --> 01:52:33.619
on there as well. And I think that's all I got

01:52:33.619 --> 01:52:35.960
for you. Yeah, if you find a dead deer on the

01:52:35.960 --> 01:52:39.600
side of the road, it's better to call on animal

01:52:39.600 --> 01:52:42.340
control than it is to call on your stash of condoms.

01:52:42.760 --> 01:52:45.859
Yeah, that'd be the best idea. Yeah, oh boy.