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Hey there everybody and welcome to the mark mo

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show I'm your host mark Maloney and this is season

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5 episode 8 bear down Hammond and I'd like to

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introduce to you my co -host To my left your

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right or possibly the left if you're standing

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not facing us Or if you're behind us, it would

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also be too ... Okay, that's way too much. I'm

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losing all sense of direction. Is Aidan Maloney,

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how are you? Hola, I'm doing pretty fantastic.

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Getting off a little back injury, but you know

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what? We play through the pain, right? You play

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through the pain. You quote unquote, rub dirt

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on it. Yes, exactly. That's what I've had to

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do. Just a little back tweak. Yeah. Happened

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on the job, but it's not one of those things

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where it's like ... I'm going to the clinic or

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filing incident reports. It's just like I twisted

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my torso weird while carrying something heavy.

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So, unfortunate. It's already feeling better

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today though. So that's fine. I am excited for

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today's show though. Oh, I am too. I think this

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is going to be really neat. I think it is going

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to give a lot of our listeners a little bit of

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a peek into the sports show we used to do. years

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ago trip down memory lane trip down memory lane

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because we this is going to be sports heavy today,

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so this should be kind of interesting. But before

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we get to all that, Aidan has his own YouTube

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gaming channel. It's called Aidan Spelled the

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Right Way. He has new PC game content like GeoGuess

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or PolyBridge, Observation Duty, a lot of horror

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movie kind of games, and what can everybody expect

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this week? I know there were some concerns over

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whether I think the Thursday one was gonna go

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through, but I saw it. And I was able to listen

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to it so I think it's okay. Yeah, yeah, so I

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have been playing a lot of I found this entire

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game series Okay, I think it's six or seven different

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games all on the same like urban Explorer Supernatural

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kind of horror format so that one is the one

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that I had go up Thursday, and yeah I was worried

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about it because I sometimes I'll get like an

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alert like oh you're Content was copyright claimed

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because whoever made the game put copyrighted

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music in it and it's one of those things where

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it's like Oh, that's unfortunate right, but I'm

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not currently monetized on YouTube. So it's not

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a huge deal It just means people may get ads

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that the revenue goes to sure whoever made the

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song but this one gave me a thing where it's

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like said something along the lines of Like content

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not viewable in all countries and I was like,

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whoa, what does that mean? And it turns out that

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in the video game we played I think was called

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Pripyat Block 1986 I believe is what it was called

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so you're in you're in the apartment building

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in Chernobyl like near enough to the reactors

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that it's abandoned or so you think oh no right

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and on the TVs there's like all these little

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drops of lore and everything actual like live

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-action style shows that show up on these old

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CRT TV screens and apparently one of them was

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showing some kind of disaster response or Some

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kind of evacuation response thing regarding Chernobyl

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that I guess cannot be viewed in all countries

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Oh Wow, which I found very interesting that is

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interesting. So yeah for the release episode.

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I just had to cut it out No, no way. Yeah, probably

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just shy of a minute of footage. That's it Yeah,

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and then it was viewable in all countries. So

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I kept the An unlisted video where the whole

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thing plays out, so I'm curious to know like

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Is that viewable in all countries clearly not

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because that one still has the tag on it does

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it because that's the one I didn't cut So very

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interesting, but it did seem to go up in the

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US of a yeah And of course the one that I cut

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that whole segment from should be viewable everywhere

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But it's been super fun that that whole urban

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explorer type horror game thing is something

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I'm super into right now Yeah, that's that's

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great stuff, and you know people are interested

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Definitely check that out on yield YouTube and

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speaking of YouTube If you enjoy Aidan's gaming

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content and the Mark Mo show you should check

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out our new channel It's an A &M gaming channel,

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and so we we kind of resurrected an old podcast

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that Aidan had and then you know, we made a few

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changes to it and figured we would just do kind

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of a collaborative gaming channel out of it.

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And so it's kind of our ad libs and improv that

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we do on this show and the gaming that Aidan

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does on his gaming channel and just kind of,

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you know, the chocolate and the peanut butter,

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two great tastes, yada, yada, yada. So we've

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been doing that. We've been having a lot of fun

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with it. We've been doing some GeoGuessr. We've

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been... We did a couple of quizzes with that

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as well. And recently a daddy dating simulator.

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Yes, Dream Daddy. Dream Daddy. Dream Daddy. That's

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the song. That's it. We actually wrote it. We

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did. And perform it. It took us minutes. So,

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right. Anyway, it's, I'm trying to think, are

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we on our fifth? We will be on our fifth episode,

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yeah. Okay, the next one will be the fifth. Plenty

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of time for it to catch up, but we're curious

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ourselves how long this is going to carry on.

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Right, because it seems like there's so much

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potential, so many different dads to date, and

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we've really only been on one date so far. That's

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it. One one guy who was a little a little rapey

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it was all there was some concern there He was

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he was aggressive quick. Yeah, he was aggressive

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also I Spoilers for the next ten seconds tried

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to give up the deed to his house over a neighborhood

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poker game So he he might just be a little wacky

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of the brain stem. I'm guessing that I am guessing

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that Yeah, he he seems to live life on the edge.

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Yeah, definitely like there is no tomorrow And

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then the guy that we did kind of vibe with a

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little bit was... O 'Brien. O 'Brien there from

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the neighborhood. He's a subcontractor. He helped

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build the cul -de -sac. He used all of it. All

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of it. But he does not like ice row truckers.

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He doesn't like any of that sort of stuff, because

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it's just fake. Except for ghosts, which are

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definitely real. Which are definitely real. According

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to Brian. Right. They're definitely real. uh

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we're gonna see we're gonna see what's up with

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brian and perhaps uh maybe another mystery uh

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sort of mystery uh dating dad yeah date there's

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seven total seven total Seven total. I think

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I think we've counted one out for sure. Yeah,

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maybe two because this there's this dude It's

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like a total workout. Oh Craig Craig till work

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I did that's all he talks about I mean I would

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hey, bro You want to go on a date with me to

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buy more creatine? Okay, that that's him That's

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a great guy would I would rather hit myself in

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the head with a hammer I swear to God so I don't

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I don't think anything's gonna have with Craig,

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but the The teacher's a possibility, coffee guy's

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a possibility. Yeah. We're gonna have to see.

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The vampire dude piques the interest. Yeah, where's

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he been? Still in Hot Topic. Yeah, right. No

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dead Gotham beyond. Exactly. AKA Hot Topic. Yeah.

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Yeah, for sure. Aw, man. Come on, dude. I really

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like that Pierce Vail shirt. Yeah, because he's

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Aussie. He is Aussie. That's right. He is Aussie.

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Look at that Peace the Vail thing you got going

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on, mate. Or what? I love it. So if you're amused,

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maybe you're not. Maybe you're like, these guys

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are off the rocker. Well, that may be partially

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true. But we bring a lot of our voices and the

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chaos of this show to that show. So hopefully

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you will tune in and like and subscribe and all

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that good stuff. So this week, we're going to

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get into a little sports talk. And I think it's

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worth it because in a lot of my socials the past

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two or three days. It went from Trump stuff and

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Epstein stuff and Olympic stuff and Ukraine stuff

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and now I have to scroll way down to get to any

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of that because everyone is talking about the

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Chicago Bears. Yep. Especially in Chicagoland

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and even across just a country. Yeah. Oh yeah,

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they're the talk of the... The talk of the town.

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Hey everybody, they're the talk of the town,

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right here on... No, we don't do that anymore.

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Yeah. Thank Christ. So anyway, the Chicago Bears,

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their charter franchise of the NFL. They spent

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50 years in Wrigley. more than 50 in the Chicago

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Park District facility known as Soldier Field.

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Over the past several years, the Bears began

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looking at other options as the lease with Soldier

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Field was expiring in 2031. The Bears brought

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in a guy named Kevin Warren who previously worked

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with the Minnesota Vikings and the Big Ten. to

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facilitate the purchase of the land and development

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of that land into a state -of -the -art facility.

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So the Bears purchased a chunk of land in Arlington

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Heights, the former home of Arlington International

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Racecourse. For years it had been back and forth

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between Arlington and Chicago and Springfield.

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The Bears are a for -profit business and just

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simply searching for the best deal. The Bears

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were told things like, we don't have tax money

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for you, that a new stadium simply wasn't on

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their to -do list for 2026. This, for the Bears,

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is simply unacceptable. They gotta get moving

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on this. And Warren began to communicate with

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the state of Indiana. So, Hammond, East Chicago,

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Gary, Portage. I even heard Iowa chimed in. I

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did that, I did hear that too. The Quad Cities

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in Iowa were like, we'll take them. Yeah. You

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would. Exactly. So, I don't know if that one

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would work out really well. No. That one, I don't

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think so. Thank you, no thank you, Iowa. Agreed,

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agreed. So, an examination of local regional

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sites, right, did begin. And the bears, hang

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on one second, am I bad? So, on Lake Illinois.

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Indianapolis was ready to work with the Bears,

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as were the South Shore communities the stadium

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would reside in. Illinois even to this day thinks

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the Bears courting Indiana was just a ploy, that

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they aren't that serious. Well, Illinois continued

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to play hardball, canceling a budget meeting

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and things like that. So that was the last straw,

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and Warren and the Bears ownership stated that

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they're in final process of selecting Hammond

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for the new Dome Stadium. So fast forward to

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just a few days ago, now there's all this faux

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outrage from Bears fans in Illinois. They look

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at the Bears as being greedy instead of a business

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looking for a better deal. They act as if this

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is some ultimate betrayal. It isn't. Bears fans

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are dumb. We can say that as Bears fans. And

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I'm a Bears fan, so I can say it. There are more

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dumb Bears fans than not. It's just a way of

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life. First off, Hammond is Chicagoland. Located

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five minutes from Illinois -Indiana border. Fun

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fact, pro football is not new to Hammond. The

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Hammond Pros were also an NFL charter franchise.

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True, very true. So, so there you go. And think

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about, like, Chicagoland. And people are like,

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oh no, it's Indiana, it's Indiana. No, it's Chicagoland.

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Lake and Porter County are part of the Chicago

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metropolitan area. Also known as Chicagoland.

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They're the only parts of the state of Indiana

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on Central Time Zone because we match that up

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for Chicago. Right. Because we do business with

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Chicago. So there is that. Also, all of the new

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stations, all the TV stations are Chicago stations.

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Right. We are an extension of Chicago. Colonel

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McCormick of the famous McCormick Place. Colonel

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McCormick coined the phrase Chicago land for

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the collar counties in northwest indiana as far

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back as the 1920s 1926 i believe century so all

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these people are getting on there oh my god it

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isn't well i've got about a century of of history

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that says you're you're wrong right you're you're

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incorrect you're just being an idiot yeah those

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two counties in indiana and i believe there's

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one county in wisconsin Correct. Along with all

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of the, of course, Chicago and counties. Yeah,

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I can't remember if it's Kenosha or Racing County,

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but yeah. Are a part of Chicago land. Yes, correct.

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100%. 100%. And so now secondly, do you know

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many franchises play in different cities and

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states than the one on their helmets? So, for

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example, San Francisco 49ers play in Santa Clara.

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The LA Rams and LA Chargers play in Inglewood.

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The Washington Commanders play in Landover, Maryland.

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The New York Giants and New York Jets play in

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the state of New Jersey. Right. The Chiefs are

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moving from Missouri to Kansas. The Oakland Raiders

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weren't getting shit from California or the city

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of Oakland, so they bounced. They're in Las Vegas.

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Technically Paradise, which is right next to

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Las Vegas, but Las Vegas ain't gonna go, ah,

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they're in Paradise. They're the Paradise Raiders.

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No, because they're not. Although the Santa Clara

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49ers would be pretty cool. That's real. That

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would be pretty cool. Yeah, without a doubt,

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that would be pretty cool. Yeah, Las Vegas was

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happy to roll out a state of the art stadium

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minutes from the strip. Dallas Cowboys playing

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Arlington, Texas. Miami Dolphins playing Miami

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Gardens almost an hour outside the city. Right.

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Finally, the Bills are going to play in a shiny

00:14:13.690 --> 00:14:17.490
new stadium in Orchard Park. And also the Cleveland

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Browns are moving outside Cleveland to Brook

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Park near the airport. It's funny because I don't

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see many issues with the fans, and it'd be like,

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oh, here's our stadium, to which the fans go,

00:14:30.820 --> 00:14:33.220
uh, all right. Right. Because they're going to

00:14:33.220 --> 00:14:35.879
go. Yeah. They're going to go. Think about it.

00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:38.320
There's well over a million Bears fans in the

00:14:38.320 --> 00:14:40.759
Chicago area. Maybe two million. A lot of Bears

00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:45.019
fans. Only 65, 70 ,000 can go to a game. Right.

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Depending how big the stadium is. Right. Even

00:14:48.820 --> 00:14:51.740
if it's 70 ,000, you've got Lake and Porter County

00:14:51.740 --> 00:14:55.529
have 650 ,000 people in it. So if you include

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those 650 ,000 plus all the people in the south

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and southwest suburbs that have got to be like

00:15:00.830 --> 00:15:03.190
so happy, right, that they don't have to trek

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all the way across Chicago land in Arlington

00:15:05.269 --> 00:15:09.570
Heights, which is a shitty drive. Right. My dad

00:15:09.570 --> 00:15:12.450
and I used to do it often. He was a handicapper,

00:15:12.750 --> 00:15:14.990
horse racing handicapper. Every once in a while

00:15:14.990 --> 00:15:16.809
he'd be like, hey buddy, you want to take a drive

00:15:16.809 --> 00:15:18.789
with me? And the answer was always yes. Yes,

00:15:18.789 --> 00:15:22.389
I do. And we would take the drive up to the racetrack,

00:15:22.649 --> 00:15:25.610
which was always brutal. Always a brutal drive

00:15:25.610 --> 00:15:29.889
right always traffic always nonsense and it just

00:15:29.889 --> 00:15:32.830
took forever It's a shitty drive right if you

00:15:32.830 --> 00:15:34.529
live in the north and northwest suburbs. Yeah,

00:15:34.629 --> 00:15:36.269
you're under a half hour You know you're like

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yay our team's here for the rest of Chicago sucks

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Yeah, oh, there's a metro is there is there though

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right you got hoofed from that Metro? How many

00:15:45.490 --> 00:15:49.169
Metro's you running right? I mean come on so

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anyway so Okay, boy, I'm slow today. Finally,

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business and residents leaving Illinois for the

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more reasonably priced state of Indiana is not

00:16:01.909 --> 00:16:04.509
a new thing. That has been happening for some

00:16:04.509 --> 00:16:07.330
time. You know, almost 100 ,000 Illinois residents

00:16:07.330 --> 00:16:10.409
have relocated to Indiana since the pandemic

00:16:10.409 --> 00:16:15.110
in 2021. So 100 ,000 in five years. Yeah, yeah.

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And that trend continues today. Since 2010, companies

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like Caterpillar, Boeing, Citadel, Tyson Foods,

00:16:21.409 --> 00:16:23.570
Motorola, and many more have left the land of

00:16:23.570 --> 00:16:26.470
Lincoln for greener grass. Both residents and

00:16:26.470 --> 00:16:29.669
businesses are simply getting better deals elsewhere.

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And ultimately, that is all the Chicago Bears

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are doing. So, why would we hold them to a different

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standard than we would a lot of these other companies?

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Right. You know, you sit there and be like, I

00:16:39.159 --> 00:16:40.960
can't believe Caterpillar left. Well, put yourself

00:16:40.960 --> 00:16:42.980
in Caterpillar's position, because it's just

00:16:42.980 --> 00:16:45.460
not your billionaire owner, it's stockholders,

00:16:45.620 --> 00:16:47.580
it's everything else. And if you're sitting there

00:16:47.580 --> 00:16:50.019
in your Caterpillar and Iowa says, hey, we can

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build this here, infrastructure's in place, we'll

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put you right on the river, you're right near

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a highway, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and

00:16:55.659 --> 00:16:57.240
you're gonna pay half of what you pay in Illinois.

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Does your common sense say, oh no, I'm loyal

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to Illinois? Why? Why are you loyal to Illinois?

00:17:05.059 --> 00:17:07.980
They've given you no reason to be. You're gonna

00:17:07.980 --> 00:17:13.819
bounce. You are going to bounce. So angry fans,

00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:17.180
you just need to stop. There are over a million

00:17:17.180 --> 00:17:18.920
Bears fans. I think we said a million or two

00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:21.079
million, however many Bears fans are in the area.

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And most of us, because, as we said, limited

00:17:23.779 --> 00:17:27.039
seats in the stadium. Or limited ticket money.

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Or limited ticket money. Nobody's got 200 bucks

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for a game. Right. Most of us sit on our collective

00:17:31.779 --> 00:17:33.460
asses, cheering for them for the comfort of our

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own home or the local bar. Basically, for all

00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:40.099
of us, they could play in Cambodia or India or

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Egypt or Italy, or they wouldn't make much of

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a difference where the hell they're playing.

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For those that go to the game, they live in Chicago,

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the south -southwest suburbs. Hammond's convenient,

00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:51.930
and so... That's it's just that's what it's gonna

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be and you're just gonna have to get used to

00:17:53.730 --> 00:17:55.509
it, right? Hey, well, you know our suburbanites

00:17:55.509 --> 00:17:57.950
and it's Stomping your feet and pouting what

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I'm gonna go cheer for the Packers go cheer for

00:18:00.150 --> 00:18:02.609
the Packers You were a shitty fan to begin with

00:18:02.609 --> 00:18:06.869
right? So it's come. It's completely fine So

00:18:06.869 --> 00:18:11.049
I throw this out at you as an olive branch to

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all of the Illinois in Sites in Illinois ins

00:18:16.970 --> 00:18:20.529
Illinois ins sure that sounds good And let me

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just say one more thing, because I've heard people

00:18:22.450 --> 00:18:25.509
being interviewed about this thing. If you live

00:18:25.509 --> 00:18:28.390
in the Chicago area and you pronounce the S on

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Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. Go after yourself,

00:18:32.410 --> 00:18:34.730
dude. I mean, I remember me and my sisters used

00:18:34.730 --> 00:18:38.849
to do that as a bit. As a bit. Illinois or Des

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Moines, Iowa. Right. And there are people that

00:18:42.730 --> 00:18:44.970
actually say it to say it. Right. And then there's

00:18:44.970 --> 00:18:47.759
also like the people that say Kaminsky. Oh my

00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:51.180
god. Over there by Kaminsky Park. Yeah, right.

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Shut up, damn it. Kaminsky. It's fine. We're

00:18:55.000 --> 00:18:59.920
good. So hey, as an olive branch, a former Chicagoan,

00:18:59.920 --> 00:19:03.240
long time, here in the state of Indiana, let

00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:06.380
me just say, we will welcome you. We will welcome

00:19:06.380 --> 00:19:09.420
you with our cheap liquor and our cheap cigarettes

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and food. Maybe hit up one of our lovely several

00:19:13.420 --> 00:19:15.259
casinos here and give some of that money back

00:19:15.259 --> 00:19:18.309
to us. Right. Hell make a day of it. Yeah, there's

00:19:18.309 --> 00:19:20.289
there's a lot of like Chicago being the best

00:19:20.289 --> 00:19:23.029
food city in the country A lot of that spills

00:19:23.029 --> 00:19:25.529
over into northwest indiana because hey knock

00:19:25.529 --> 00:19:27.809
knock just in case you forgot We're a part of

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chicagoland or chicagoland. We got good chow

00:19:30.130 --> 00:19:33.509
too, man We've got italian beefs and and we got

00:19:33.509 --> 00:19:35.269
little malnati's out here boys. We got little

00:19:35.269 --> 00:19:38.170
malnati's We got giardano's we got rosati's we

00:19:38.170 --> 00:19:39.849
got aurelio's we got all the same shit you guys

00:19:39.849 --> 00:19:42.849
do We just we're just a different state. That's

00:19:42.849 --> 00:19:46.109
yeah, that's it at the end of the day with cheaper

00:19:46.109 --> 00:19:48.470
shit, so why wouldn't you be happy about it?

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Right. The only thing cheaper in Illinois, I

00:19:51.029 --> 00:19:54.210
believe, is beer. Maybe. Yeah. But yeah, liquor,

00:19:54.349 --> 00:19:56.849
cigarettes, any of your vices are better here.

00:19:56.990 --> 00:20:00.490
Are better. Yes, exactly. Come here, get your

00:20:00.490 --> 00:20:02.670
drink on. Go crazy with it. Light up, smoke a

00:20:02.670 --> 00:20:05.329
little bit. Well, be careful with that. Well,

00:20:05.430 --> 00:20:09.670
you can't smoke that way. Yeah, maybe get toasty

00:20:09.670 --> 00:20:12.009
on your side of the border. Right. And then when

00:20:12.009 --> 00:20:14.410
you come on over, you get the cheap liquor. Because,

00:20:14.470 --> 00:20:19.089
let's face it, look, if I'm a business man and

00:20:19.089 --> 00:20:21.970
I say, wow, they're gonna put a stadium right

00:20:21.970 --> 00:20:23.769
over on the other side of the Illinois State

00:20:23.769 --> 00:20:25.890
border, I'm putting up head shops everywhere.

00:20:25.970 --> 00:20:29.369
Oh yeah. I am putting pot stores all along that.

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There's a reason. With big pot store, I can't

00:20:31.970 --> 00:20:33.730
call beer gardens, I'll call it pot gardens.

00:20:33.789 --> 00:20:36.369
Yeah. You know, just big gardens, hey, come smoke

00:20:36.369 --> 00:20:39.250
up before the game. Yeah, exactly. You know,

00:20:39.390 --> 00:20:43.589
why not? It's genius, because exit one in Michigan,

00:20:43.900 --> 00:20:47.079
Mm -hmm. Oh my marker one. You've got what dude

00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:50.000
30 businesses right on the border or if you're

00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:53.240
in Michigan City And you're taking route 12,

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which I think once you get to Michigan's like

00:20:55.240 --> 00:20:56.980
Red Arrow Highway or whatever the hell becomes

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But soon as you cross the border from Indiana

00:21:00.380 --> 00:21:03.019
to Michigan pink pink pink pink pink pink I mean

00:21:03.019 --> 00:21:07.960
all along. Yep. Yeah, so Just an idea. It's a

00:21:07.960 --> 00:21:10.519
thought. It's a business opportunity. Indeed.

00:21:10.519 --> 00:21:14.750
It is I I would I would agree but um yeah what

00:21:14.750 --> 00:21:17.410
what are your thoughts like for me i'm okay because

00:21:17.410 --> 00:21:20.759
it's like It's not like they woke up one morning,

00:21:20.799 --> 00:21:23.660
and they're the Baltimore Colts, and everybody

00:21:23.660 --> 00:21:26.039
goes, hey, where did our team go? Where'd the

00:21:26.039 --> 00:21:28.480
Colts go? Where'd they go? And they're in their

00:21:28.480 --> 00:21:30.460
Mayflower moving trucks, and they're on their

00:21:30.460 --> 00:21:33.480
way to Indianapolis. Right. That's not what we're

00:21:33.480 --> 00:21:37.299
doing. There is no betrayal. They're a sports

00:21:37.299 --> 00:21:40.160
franchise, which is a for -profit business, looking

00:21:40.160 --> 00:21:42.519
for a better deal. Right. I don't understand

00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:45.240
what the problem is. Right. Yeah, and you can

00:21:45.240 --> 00:21:49.890
comment about the... the hellscape that this

00:21:49.890 --> 00:21:53.309
stage of capitalism is, and you can comment on

00:21:53.309 --> 00:21:57.230
big business and big Corpo as much as you'd like.

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And trust me, I do. We do on this show. Oh, sure.

00:22:00.890 --> 00:22:04.069
From time to time. But you've got to realize

00:22:04.069 --> 00:22:07.049
you're still in Chicagoland. Yes. You're still

00:22:07.049 --> 00:22:10.049
in Chicagoland. Is it a longer trek for those

00:22:10.049 --> 00:22:13.109
on the north side or the north suburbs? Yeah.

00:22:13.309 --> 00:22:17.049
Sure. But we have the South Shore line. The state

00:22:17.049 --> 00:22:20.690
of Indiana and local towns and counties just

00:22:20.690 --> 00:22:23.369
put a shit ton of money into train infrastructure.

00:22:24.069 --> 00:22:26.690
There are ways to get around. There are definitely

00:22:26.690 --> 00:22:29.869
ways to get around, so it's not that big a deal.

00:22:30.390 --> 00:22:34.289
It's not like they moved to Iowa. Yeah, that

00:22:34.289 --> 00:22:37.529
is true. They're still here. You don't have to

00:22:37.529 --> 00:22:39.950
drive three hours to see them. You have the same

00:22:39.950 --> 00:22:42.650
drive, or maybe, as Aidan said, from the north,

00:22:42.950 --> 00:22:47.410
maybe just a little bit longer. And you've got

00:22:47.410 --> 00:22:51.890
interstate 80, 94, 90. You've got US highways

00:22:51.890 --> 00:22:57.670
12 and 20 and 6 and 30. There are so many ways

00:22:57.670 --> 00:23:00.190
and it's not going to be as bad as the traffic

00:23:00.190 --> 00:23:03.569
if they put that shit in Arlington. Right, yeah.

00:23:03.890 --> 00:23:07.150
It's just not. And there's been funny memes out

00:23:07.150 --> 00:23:09.470
there, too. They're like, oh, people that go

00:23:09.470 --> 00:23:12.809
to the game in Hammond and they show a movie,

00:23:13.250 --> 00:23:14.990
a clip from the movie This is the End, where

00:23:14.990 --> 00:23:17.150
they're running down the street like, oh! And

00:23:17.150 --> 00:23:19.170
it's like, do you know where your Saucy baseball

00:23:19.170 --> 00:23:22.930
team is? Yeah, right. In Bridgeport? I've been

00:23:22.930 --> 00:23:24.710
threatened there before. My kids have been threatened

00:23:24.710 --> 00:23:28.250
there before. My buddy Tom, who, this is a great

00:23:28.250 --> 00:23:31.089
one. He's a bright Chicago fan. This is great.

00:23:31.509 --> 00:23:34.059
He had a... Because they're playing Boston and

00:23:34.059 --> 00:23:36.140
Boston's a team I happen to like so playing the

00:23:36.140 --> 00:23:38.940
Red Sox. It's a great game Red Sox win, of course.

00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:42.660
Big dub. We leave and this White Sox fan is giving

00:23:42.660 --> 00:23:46.160
him shit for his jersey He had a Red Sox jersey

00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:48.839
with number 27. Now unless you're a complete

00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:51.640
idiot or just not a baseball fan 27 from the

00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:54.859
Boston Red Sox was Carlton Fisk. Gee, where else

00:23:54.859 --> 00:23:57.420
did Carlton Fisk play? The Chicago White Sox.

00:23:57.539 --> 00:24:00.000
Right. For years. For a decade. However long

00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:04.019
you played. And So he's just on my friend and

00:24:04.019 --> 00:24:06.859
literally getting, like, violent with him. Oh,

00:24:06.920 --> 00:24:09.559
27, yeah, who's that loser? And we're like Carlton

00:24:09.559 --> 00:24:12.440
Fisk. No, he's 72 and the whites, I don't, oh

00:24:12.440 --> 00:24:16.599
my god. Oh my god. Invert the, I'm not even having

00:24:16.599 --> 00:24:19.519
this conversation. I'm like, oh my god. Smartest

00:24:19.519 --> 00:24:24.700
White Sox fan. Oh, he's up there. He's something.

00:24:25.460 --> 00:24:30.519
Yeah, but it's, so it's just amusing to me in

00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:34.859
a city. albeit with better violent crime numbers,

00:24:35.400 --> 00:24:38.059
still violent crime, to make a joke like that.

00:24:38.140 --> 00:24:41.420
And it's like, I can probably walk around most

00:24:41.420 --> 00:24:44.000
parts of Hammond and be completely fine. Right.

00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:49.279
And as someone where it's my job to deliver products

00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:53.759
to locations via Handcart and Pallet Jack, I've

00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:56.480
been in Hammond and Whiting and East Chicago

00:24:56.480 --> 00:25:00.740
as part of my job. I've never... I've been in

00:25:00.740 --> 00:25:04.519
Gary as part of my job. And as dicey as some

00:25:04.519 --> 00:25:08.119
of those locations are, it's, you're gonna be

00:25:08.119 --> 00:25:11.140
fine. You're fine. You're gonna be fine. Yeah.

00:25:11.539 --> 00:25:15.039
That's it. It's just a working class area. Right.

00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:17.400
That's it. Middle class people just trying to

00:25:17.400 --> 00:25:19.519
make a buck. You know, just trying to pay their

00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:22.579
bills. Right. And then that brings up then the

00:25:22.579 --> 00:25:27.319
question or discussion rather of how poverty

00:25:27.319 --> 00:25:29.660
causes crime. Because people are trying to make

00:25:29.660 --> 00:25:31.660
ends meet. You can't make ends meet with the

00:25:31.660 --> 00:25:34.339
shitty jobs out there. Right. Maybe you knock

00:25:34.339 --> 00:25:37.259
over a convenience store. Right. You know? That's

00:25:37.259 --> 00:25:39.539
right. You gotta put food on the table. Sometimes

00:25:39.539 --> 00:25:43.200
people at their lowest lows just do something

00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:46.400
wrong. Yeah. And you know what? If you're a fan

00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:48.119
going to a game, the chances of that happening

00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:51.779
to you? Miniscule. Miniscule. Miniscule. The

00:25:51.779 --> 00:25:55.140
numbers are essentially the same. Yep. And for

00:25:55.140 --> 00:25:56.859
any Chicago haters out there, because I know

00:25:56.859 --> 00:25:59.099
there's a lot of those in Indiana. Oh, sure.

00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:03.119
Just look at the stats. Look at the stats. Chicago,

00:26:03.220 --> 00:26:05.980
I believe, is not even the top 20 most violent

00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:08.420
cities. That is correct. In the US. That is correct.

00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:11.240
St. Louis, Baltimore. I believe, I don't know

00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:15.140
if DC is up there. Detroit. Yeah. Yeah. Memphis.

00:26:15.700 --> 00:26:19.099
Memphis is up there. Yeah. Yeah. There's Houston,

00:26:19.099 --> 00:26:22.950
maybe. Yeah. Chicago and... Northwest Indiana,

00:26:23.250 --> 00:26:25.650
not in the, not in the top 10, not in the top

00:26:25.650 --> 00:26:29.170
15. Right. Guys, we gotta chill. We gotta chill.

00:26:29.269 --> 00:26:31.289
Take your mind off the news for a while. You

00:26:31.289 --> 00:26:33.130
can exit your house and walk around and you'll

00:26:33.130 --> 00:26:36.269
be chill. Yeah. Oh, for sure. For sure. I just

00:26:36.269 --> 00:26:39.410
did. Which I guess is kind of a privilege take

00:26:39.410 --> 00:26:41.630
because there's a lot of women in this country

00:26:41.630 --> 00:26:44.250
that don't feel that way. They don't feel safe.

00:26:44.490 --> 00:26:46.369
Quite frankly, they don't feel safe anywhere.

00:26:46.450 --> 00:26:49.650
That is true. That's definitely a male privilege

00:26:49.650 --> 00:26:52.799
take on that. So take that as you will. I just

00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:55.980
wanted to add that copy out. That is definitely

00:26:55.980 --> 00:26:59.519
a privileged take I just had. Yeah, no, and I

00:26:59.519 --> 00:27:06.119
think that's a good take. So feel free, comment

00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:11.059
on our socials, and let us know what you think.

00:27:11.980 --> 00:27:14.500
I've been keeping an eye on socials, so I know

00:27:14.500 --> 00:27:16.799
what a lot of you think. So we know what the

00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:19.539
loudest of them think the lot. That's fair. That's

00:27:19.539 --> 00:27:22.299
fair. Yeah, there's no doubt they care and there's

00:27:22.299 --> 00:27:24.660
there's a lot of rage bait too So you got to

00:27:24.660 --> 00:27:27.059
kind of filter through right who's poking the

00:27:27.059 --> 00:27:30.299
bear versus? Oh for sure, you know for sure and

00:27:30.299 --> 00:27:34.000
then you know, then you get You get the I don't

00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:35.660
even want to call them pundits whatever you want

00:27:35.660 --> 00:27:37.799
to call them But the the Chicago sports people

00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:40.380
and they get out there and then they just they

00:27:40.380 --> 00:27:43.140
They throw the kerosene on the faux rage fire

00:27:43.140 --> 00:27:46.009
is what they're doing with a lot of what they're

00:27:46.009 --> 00:27:48.589
talking about. Sure. But the bottom line is,

00:27:48.630 --> 00:27:50.349
it's like, they're their own business. They can

00:27:50.349 --> 00:27:51.849
do whatever the hell they want. If you want to

00:27:51.849 --> 00:27:53.829
come to the new stadium, great. If you don't,

00:27:53.950 --> 00:27:56.490
F off. Drive up to Green Bay. Have fun with that.

00:27:56.529 --> 00:27:58.369
Oh, that's further than Hammond. Interesting

00:27:58.369 --> 00:28:00.130
how that works. Interesting. I'm going to cheer

00:28:00.130 --> 00:28:01.309
for the Packers. Yeah, and you're going to have

00:28:01.309 --> 00:28:04.230
a four hour drive, you dingus. Right. And guess

00:28:04.230 --> 00:28:06.650
what? If you want to go watch your beloved Packers

00:28:06.650 --> 00:28:09.849
now, guess where you got to go? Hammond. Right.

00:28:10.529 --> 00:28:13.480
Dumbass. Yeah. Oh my god, I hate them. I hate

00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:17.619
them. I really do. I really do. And we were just

00:28:17.619 --> 00:28:20.819
having a handful of weeks back and talk about

00:28:20.819 --> 00:28:25.299
toxic behavior within fandoms. Right. Interesting

00:28:25.299 --> 00:28:26.460
how it comes back around. How this blends one

00:28:26.460 --> 00:28:29.740
into the other, right? Crazy. All right. We need

00:28:29.740 --> 00:28:32.900
to calm down a little bit. We have a lot more

00:28:32.900 --> 00:28:35.500
for you here. And we're going to start it off

00:28:35.500 --> 00:28:38.319
with Carpe Diem right after I take a nap. Thank

00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:45.960
you. Goodbye. All right, we're back everybody

00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:50.380
here for Carpe Diem, Mark Mo Show. I'm Mark Maloney.

00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:53.519
That's Aidan Maloney. And you find folks send

00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:55.380
us your DMs and we read them on the air. And

00:28:55.380 --> 00:28:57.640
if they're in the form of a question, then we,

00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:01.440
well, I mean, we could potentially. Could answer

00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:05.200
it? We could answer it. It's possible. Sure.

00:29:05.529 --> 00:29:08.349
But it's like... We might. We could decide not

00:29:08.349 --> 00:29:11.430
to. Or we could decide to do it and not give

00:29:11.430 --> 00:29:13.789
you a genuine answer. Sure, free will, right?

00:29:13.970 --> 00:29:16.950
That's right. Yeah. First Amendment. Yeah. Yeah.

00:29:18.349 --> 00:29:21.609
Although... Although? Imagine this. Let me set

00:29:21.609 --> 00:29:25.450
the scene for you. Imagine all the people...

00:29:25.450 --> 00:29:28.410
Oh, sorry. That's all I can do. It's medieval

00:29:28.410 --> 00:29:32.849
times. A man walks up to the king and says, mighty

00:29:32.849 --> 00:29:36.410
king, your hands look so empty. Why, yes, they

00:29:36.410 --> 00:29:39.710
do, young servant. But wouldn't your hands look

00:29:39.710 --> 00:29:43.170
better with this sack of gold in it? Why, yes,

00:29:43.170 --> 00:29:45.450
they do look better like that. How can I help

00:29:45.450 --> 00:29:49.509
you, young servant? Can I put my sack in your

00:29:49.509 --> 00:29:53.190
hand, sir? The king loves sacks in his hands.

00:29:53.230 --> 00:29:56.329
He really does. He really, really does. So just

00:29:56.329 --> 00:29:59.690
translate that setting in your mind to what we

00:29:59.690 --> 00:30:03.630
just said today. Right. If you had a question...

00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:08.200
We are the proverbial king of the story. We are.

00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:11.980
Where's the sack of gold? If it's in my hand,

00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:15.200
you're getting a... I mean, you more than likely

00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:17.000
will get that question answered. It means you

00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:19.640
probably have a fantastic question for us. That's

00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:22.279
what I'm thinking. Yeah. Interesting. Just a

00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:23.920
thought. Thought experiment. Just a thought.

00:30:24.180 --> 00:30:27.480
Yeah. If you are so inclined, I have a great

00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:31.339
question for these guys. Oh, wait. Yeah. Here's...

00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:33.299
Look at this look at this green piece of paper

00:30:33.299 --> 00:30:36.420
that has a two and a zero on it. Whoa That's

00:30:36.420 --> 00:30:38.180
that's probably gonna get that question answered

00:30:38.180 --> 00:30:41.079
very true. Yeah, I mean just saying it's just

00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:46.420
a thought just a thought we have PayPal PayPal

00:30:46.420 --> 00:30:52.200
we have Every every other sort of God, I don't

00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:55.400
even know what the one is called anymore. Ah

00:30:55.400 --> 00:31:00.119
Venmo Cash app. Cash app. There's that goofy

00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.640
fifth third bank one. I don't even know what

00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:05.279
that is. Who's to say? GiveMeYourMoney .com.

00:31:05.619 --> 00:31:08.019
I don't know. I don't know. GiveMeYourMoney .com

00:31:08.019 --> 00:31:10.720
should be how people better access. It should

00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:13.079
be a whole carpe diem for them. It really should

00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:15.759
be. Under the name GiveMeYourMoney .com. GiveMeYourMoney

00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:19.160
.com and have your questions answered. I like

00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:21.400
it. A small price to pay. It's got potential.

00:31:21.500 --> 00:31:25.579
It's got potential. All right. So I've... Here's

00:31:25.579 --> 00:31:28.900
what we decide to do. We open this up to a lot

00:31:28.900 --> 00:31:33.559
of bears folks who have shared their ideas on

00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:40.579
this whole bears thing. Sure. And so this is

00:31:40.579 --> 00:31:43.819
Chad Eric Petz. He's born in Hammond, Indiana.

00:31:43.980 --> 00:31:46.279
Grew up in Shererville. I've been in Phoenix

00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:49.579
since 1996. I can tell you when people ask me

00:31:49.579 --> 00:31:53.049
where I'm from, I just say outside Chicago. Northwest

00:31:53.049 --> 00:31:56.369
Indiana is basically East Chicago. We get all

00:31:56.369 --> 00:31:58.789
Chicago news stations, everyone's favorite sports

00:31:58.789 --> 00:32:01.329
teams are the Bears, Cubs, Bulls, White Sox,

00:32:01.369 --> 00:32:04.230
and Blackhawks. Most people from Northwest Indiana

00:32:04.230 --> 00:32:07.529
work in and around Chicago. Northwest Indiana

00:32:07.529 --> 00:32:11.750
is an extension of Chicago. Correct. Yep, you

00:32:11.750 --> 00:32:16.109
got that. You got that one right. This is...

00:32:16.779 --> 00:32:19.980
Spleenie One. Spleenie One. Spleenie One. Great

00:32:19.980 --> 00:32:23.740
name. There's way too much northwest Indiana

00:32:23.740 --> 00:32:27.380
isn't isn't Chicagoland out there because people

00:32:27.380 --> 00:32:29.880
are mad about the bears. My friends, I grew up

00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:31.619
on the south side of Chicago. This is not me,

00:32:31.660 --> 00:32:33.720
by the way. This is Spleenie One. This is Spleenie

00:32:33.720 --> 00:32:36.000
One. We need to meet Spleenie One. My friends,

00:32:36.059 --> 00:32:37.400
I grew up in the south side of Chicago knowing

00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:41.079
how to pronounce Merriville. It's a silly pronunciation,

00:32:41.539 --> 00:32:45.470
but I knew it as a child because... Because there

00:32:45.470 --> 00:32:48.589
were commercials on local TV for places in it,

00:32:48.710 --> 00:32:51.769
and it wouldn't have been a long drive to get

00:32:51.769 --> 00:32:55.730
there. They're on CT because they're part of

00:32:55.730 --> 00:32:59.190
our metro area. Correct. We did mention that.

00:32:59.329 --> 00:33:02.089
Don't be weird about it. Complain about their

00:33:02.089 --> 00:33:06.470
state, not about our neighbors. Yes. That's fair.

00:33:06.710 --> 00:33:09.470
You can criticize Indiana. Absolutely. The state.

00:33:09.970 --> 00:33:14.289
Right. Bernie Tafoya says, I don't have a dog

00:33:14.289 --> 00:33:16.410
in the fight, but if the Chicago Bears move to

00:33:16.410 --> 00:33:18.829
Northwest Indiana, they will physically be closer

00:33:18.829 --> 00:33:21.769
to the city of Chicago than if the team moves

00:33:21.769 --> 00:33:25.930
to Arlington Heights. Thank you. Correct. Yeah.

00:33:26.789 --> 00:33:30.650
Let's see. How do you pronounce this? M -U -H

00:33:30.650 --> 00:33:35.869
-K -Y -A. Mucca Mucca losing the Chicago Bears

00:33:35.869 --> 00:33:38.890
feels like the beginning of the end of Chicago.

00:33:38.890 --> 00:33:42.009
I hate this for us. What's next? Oh an interesting

00:33:42.009 --> 00:33:45.430
take although I You know people who are worried

00:33:45.430 --> 00:33:48.150
about like Chicago deteriorating and the population

00:33:48.150 --> 00:33:51.549
numbers decreasing You've got to realize that

00:33:51.549 --> 00:33:55.250
you take massive cities like LA and people are

00:33:55.450 --> 00:33:59.670
Spread around just right a sprawl. Just a sprawl

00:33:59.670 --> 00:34:02.910
and Chicagoland is becoming more of that where

00:34:02.910 --> 00:34:06.490
in city proper the city limits The population

00:34:06.490 --> 00:34:09.730
seems to be decreasing or stagnating. Yes, whereas

00:34:09.730 --> 00:34:11.929
the surrounding areas the population seems to

00:34:11.929 --> 00:34:15.309
be growing Yep, and that is due to cost of living

00:34:15.309 --> 00:34:19.469
be being too high Wages stagnating people can't

00:34:19.469 --> 00:34:23.039
afford to live where they work, right which is

00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:25.619
the whole point of the Chicago metropolitan area,

00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:28.980
known as Chicagoland. Yeah. Including three counties

00:34:28.980 --> 00:34:31.519
that are not in the state of Illinois, which

00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:33.780
is fine. That's fine. And the deterioration of

00:34:33.780 --> 00:34:36.539
Chicago has to do with the first things I mentioned,

00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:39.179
cost of living and wage is stagnating. That's

00:34:39.179 --> 00:34:41.000
right. If people could afford it, they'd live

00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:43.019
in Chicago. Sure. I'd live in Chicago if I could

00:34:43.019 --> 00:34:46.179
afford it. Yes, I would. I'm actually applying

00:34:46.179 --> 00:34:48.539
for this job. And it looks promising. I don't

00:34:48.539 --> 00:34:49.840
want to put the carpet before the horse. It looks

00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:53.019
promising. It's in a town called East Chicago.

00:34:53.900 --> 00:34:57.280
And East Chicago, it's about a 40, 45 minute

00:34:57.280 --> 00:35:00.320
drive from Valpo to get there, which isn't terrible.

00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:03.460
It's fine. But going the other direction 40,

00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:07.679
45 minutes, I could be in Chicago. Sure. So that

00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:10.380
has crossed my mind. But the problem is then

00:35:10.380 --> 00:35:12.139
it's like, OK, what's the difference? What's

00:35:12.139 --> 00:35:14.539
the cost of living difference to do that? Now,

00:35:14.539 --> 00:35:16.699
in the past, I'd never had to do that. It'd be

00:35:16.699 --> 00:35:18.059
like, hey, I'm gonna live in Indiana, I'm gonna

00:35:18.059 --> 00:35:21.099
live in Illinois, because the differences weren't

00:35:21.099 --> 00:35:23.880
vast. They're minimal, so you could do either

00:35:23.880 --> 00:35:26.139
way. But now I'd have to consider it. I'd have

00:35:26.139 --> 00:35:29.039
to be like, hey, I'd love to be in Beverly, or

00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:31.619
I would love to be in Mount Greenwood, or I would

00:35:31.619 --> 00:35:37.159
love to be in Ukrainian Village, or Uptown, or

00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:39.099
Rogers Park. Pick a neighborhood. Wrigleyville.

00:35:39.380 --> 00:35:42.420
Wrigleyville. But at what cost? Right. You know,

00:35:42.420 --> 00:35:46.690
unfortunately. I have natural natural underscore

00:35:46.690 --> 00:35:50.690
foods underscore geezer Cool. I don't care if

00:35:50.690 --> 00:35:53.030
the Bears play in Indiana worrying about where

00:35:53.030 --> 00:35:56.190
70 ,000 people Have to drive on eight Sundays

00:35:56.190 --> 00:35:58.769
a year in a metro area of 9 million people is

00:35:58.769 --> 00:36:01.489
absurd. Yes I know all the stuff about the tourism

00:36:01.489 --> 00:36:04.429
dollars. I live in the city of Chicago, but tourism

00:36:04.429 --> 00:36:08.239
revenue 8 days a year out of 365 isn't worth

00:36:08.239 --> 00:36:10.900
raising my already high taxes. Sure. And I'm

00:36:10.900 --> 00:36:14.059
a Bears fan. 99 % of Bears fans watch the game

00:36:14.059 --> 00:36:16.760
on TV. Thank you. If Indiana taxpayers want to

00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:18.980
pony up, have at it. That's exactly what we were

00:36:18.980 --> 00:36:20.440
saying. That's exactly what we were saying. The

00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:24.739
99 .9 % of us fans watch the game at home or

00:36:24.739 --> 00:36:29.360
at a bar or a restaurant. bears bear underscore

00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:33.260
nation underscore fan this is rudderly ridiculous

00:36:33.260 --> 00:36:35.980
what the hell is going on with the state of illinois

00:36:35.980 --> 00:36:37.980
i've heard of cheapskate but i never heard of

00:36:37.980 --> 00:36:41.519
cheap state i'm not going to be called an indiana

00:36:41.519 --> 00:36:46.539
bears fan well that's lucky for you good thing

00:36:46.539 --> 00:36:48.320
for you they're going to be the chicago bears

00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:51.320
right exactly so you're good yeah you'll be you'll

00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:54.579
you'll pull through big man you'll be okay you'll

00:36:54.579 --> 00:36:58.960
pull through All right, Indiana 85. It would

00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:00.599
have been cool for the Chicago Bears to move

00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:03.239
to Gary, Indiana to help rebuild the city. I've

00:37:03.239 --> 00:37:05.760
also noticed on social media some people think

00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:09.659
all of Indiana is a Colts state, town, slash

00:37:09.659 --> 00:37:12.760
city. It's not. Growing up in the Midwest, I

00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:14.780
didn't know many people who rooted for the Colts

00:37:14.780 --> 00:37:18.619
or the Pacers. It was Bulls, Bears, Blackhawks,

00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:22.059
Cubs, or Sox. Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah.

00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:26.800
So we have one more. from stoner stanley 420

00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:30.659
okay we we had to we had to give stoner his time

00:37:30.659 --> 00:37:35.280
to shine yes uh momo and alan hello do you know

00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:39.559
the directions because i need some okay i am

00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:43.000
still in the dollar store oh shit yeah remember

00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:45.800
he was arrested cop at the dollar store yeah

00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:47.920
took his pot yeah and dropped him off at the

00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:50.940
dollar store right they can't catch me because

00:37:50.940 --> 00:37:54.920
i hide now behind the detergent and stuff Good,

00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:57.000
but you know what behind the detergent's a good

00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.800
spot to be they'll never get the the whiff of

00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:02.980
pot They'll just smell like tied detergent or

00:38:02.980 --> 00:38:06.679
whatever lavender. Yeah, yeah Sweet pretty white

00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:12.840
clean linen scent exactly exactly When they close

00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:16.559
I come out and eat Cheetos. Oh my god. It's so

00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:19.920
baller Yeah, I don't understand where he needs

00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:23.639
directions to Couldn't glean that And it also

00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:27.659
baffles me, he checks into the show. Presumably

00:38:27.659 --> 00:38:31.840
on a cellular phone. I would think so. And maybe

00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:35.659
doesn't know how his GPS works? Maybe. Google

00:38:35.659 --> 00:38:38.039
Maps, Apple Maps, it's kind of built into telephones,

00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:42.219
man. I mean, not to come down on our boy Stan,

00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:44.539
but... I bet he's just been circling that damn

00:38:44.539 --> 00:38:46.960
store for days. I wonder if he needs directions

00:38:46.960 --> 00:38:50.019
around the store. If he can't find the aisle

00:38:50.019 --> 00:38:52.650
he's looking for. Maybe he just needs directions

00:38:52.650 --> 00:38:56.190
out of the store. Oh yeah. He's stuck in the

00:38:56.190 --> 00:38:58.610
detergent aisle. He's in the loop. He found the

00:38:58.610 --> 00:39:03.750
Cheetos. Good for him. Right. Interesting. I

00:39:03.750 --> 00:39:05.610
don't know what dollar store you're in, first

00:39:05.610 --> 00:39:08.230
of all. This is true. So that's going to be a

00:39:08.230 --> 00:39:10.510
problem. Wherever the natural light is coming

00:39:10.510 --> 00:39:13.130
from is typically the storefront, as they like

00:39:13.130 --> 00:39:15.329
to call it. Go to the light, Stan. Yeah, go towards

00:39:15.329 --> 00:39:17.690
the light. Go towards the light. You'll be fine.

00:39:17.889 --> 00:39:19.969
Yeah. Don't be scared. You'll pull through. I

00:39:19.969 --> 00:39:21.230
think you'll pull through. I think you'll make

00:39:21.230 --> 00:39:24.570
it, for sure. What do you got for yours? I got

00:39:24.570 --> 00:39:29.369
DMs here. I got one from MrMan34. Would you rather

00:39:29.369 --> 00:39:34.210
have $200 ,000 right now or restart your life

00:39:34.210 --> 00:39:37.900
from five years ago? with the knowledge you have

00:39:37.900 --> 00:39:42.079
right now. That's interesting. So what was the

00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:44.340
first one again? 200 grand in your pocket. In

00:39:44.340 --> 00:39:48.039
my pocket. Or would I go back five years knowing

00:39:48.039 --> 00:39:51.519
what I know? Yep. That's tough. Oh boy. Oh boy.

00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:55.380
Because if money's your concern, then you will

00:39:55.380 --> 00:39:58.159
already know what's going to happen in the stock

00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:01.760
market and crypto and who does what. So you could

00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:05.019
make some moolah that way. Yeah, that's true.

00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:08.440
But... Five years ago, though, was the pandemic.

00:40:09.179 --> 00:40:11.440
So it would be taking us back to the pandemic.

00:40:11.659 --> 00:40:16.539
A rough time. Which is a bad time. That's a good

00:40:16.539 --> 00:40:19.260
question. Yeah, because you could just put if

00:40:19.260 --> 00:40:21.460
you go back to 2021, you're going back to tough

00:40:21.460 --> 00:40:25.179
times. Right. But I guess it gives you five more

00:40:25.179 --> 00:40:27.739
years to like, I don't know, learn things, play

00:40:27.739 --> 00:40:30.199
your cards differently if you if you wanted to.

00:40:30.510 --> 00:40:34.650
Put your life savings into Nvidia and Apple and

00:40:34.650 --> 00:40:39.070
Bitcoin and you probably set forever But I don't

00:40:39.070 --> 00:40:41.909
I don't know man. I don't know if I really want

00:40:41.909 --> 00:40:44.389
to replay the last five years I think I think

00:40:44.389 --> 00:40:49.309
I'm good with with what I've done and in in life

00:40:49.309 --> 00:40:53.090
Sure, you know less so regrets and more so sorrows

00:40:53.090 --> 00:40:54.750
about things I could have done differently, but

00:40:54.750 --> 00:40:56.670
you know what? Butterfly effect. If I do something

00:40:56.670 --> 00:40:58.530
else different than what else changes around

00:40:58.530 --> 00:41:00.989
me, I think I'll just take the 200k. I think

00:41:00.989 --> 00:41:04.320
I would too, because... as many things as you

00:41:04.320 --> 00:41:06.820
could change going back, where you could be like,

00:41:07.019 --> 00:41:10.159
oh, I did that dumb thing, I won't do that this

00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:13.179
time. Or I remember I said that to that person,

00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:16.300
so I'm not gonna do that this time. Right. Or,

00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:19.019
yeah, I made that bad investment, so let's not

00:41:19.019 --> 00:41:20.699
do, I mean, there's things you can do and you

00:41:20.699 --> 00:41:23.340
can change, but as you say, if you make all those

00:41:23.340 --> 00:41:26.820
changes, then the spot at which we're at today

00:41:26.820 --> 00:41:29.400
looks vastly different. Right. We don't think

00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:33.480
so, but it would. Right. There's there's probably

00:41:33.480 --> 00:41:37.019
a dozen people I hang out with now that I probably

00:41:37.019 --> 00:41:39.980
wouldn't be hanging out with sure Yeah, and that's

00:41:39.980 --> 00:41:42.159
I think that's a fair comment. Yes. I might not

00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.400
even be in Indiana, right? Yeah in all honesty

00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:47.239
in all honesty. I'm probably living somewhere

00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:50.340
else, right? So lots of things could have changed.

00:41:50.539 --> 00:41:52.300
Heck you we might not you might not be listening

00:41:52.300 --> 00:41:57.000
to the Mark Mo show. Yeah, right Yeah, so I don't

00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:59.760
know. I think I just take the 200k 200k today

00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:02.840
Agreed. I'm in the same boat. Gotta check in

00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:13.260
from ol' Crippy Gru, my man. Ben Affleck irks

00:42:13.260 --> 00:42:16.000
me. Does he? Ticks me off. I'm not sure why.

00:42:16.039 --> 00:42:19.199
I think it's just his face, his scowl. That's

00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:21.920
fair. I don't like Ben Affleck. I don't like

00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:25.420
Matt Damon. Matt Damon! Yeah, I do not like Matt

00:42:25.420 --> 00:42:27.380
Damon. He did all those crypto commercials and

00:42:27.380 --> 00:42:29.719
now I just think he's some fucking scum lord.

00:42:30.030 --> 00:42:34.989
Fuck Mark Wahlberg, but that one doesn't really

00:42:34.989 --> 00:42:37.250
confuse me why. I think he's just a piece of

00:42:37.250 --> 00:42:40.889
shit. But yeah, Ben Affleck, I think, is the

00:42:40.889 --> 00:42:43.030
first that comes to mind of just like, I haven't

00:42:43.030 --> 00:42:44.889
heard a lot of negative things about Ben Affleck,

00:42:44.909 --> 00:42:48.030
but his face is just like, I don't like it. Yeah.

00:42:48.570 --> 00:42:54.690
His unhappy ass face makes me mad. You're a multi

00:42:54.690 --> 00:42:56.889
-millionaire actor, bro. Why do you not look

00:42:56.889 --> 00:43:01.130
happy? What's wrong with you? Yeah. I get that.

00:43:01.289 --> 00:43:04.929
Yeah. And also Gwyneth Paltrow. What is, what

00:43:04.929 --> 00:43:09.710
is goop? Why you, why? Oh no. Right? Yeah. Fuck

00:43:09.710 --> 00:43:12.730
you Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, I don't, that's like,

00:43:12.730 --> 00:43:16.150
that's a thing. That's a thing. Yeah, God, I

00:43:16.150 --> 00:43:19.190
don't, I'm trying to think if there's anybody

00:43:19.190 --> 00:43:23.289
there celebrity -wise that really bugs me. You

00:43:23.289 --> 00:43:26.269
know, sometimes, sometimes Dwayne Johnson gets

00:43:26.269 --> 00:43:29.380
me, irks me. Cause I'm like, everything, every

00:43:29.380 --> 00:43:32.019
movie he's in, he plays the same dude. Buff guy.

00:43:32.619 --> 00:43:35.920
Yeah. You know? That's true. At least John Cena's

00:43:35.920 --> 00:43:39.320
got some comedy chops. Do, do, do, do. Dave Bautista's

00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:41.260
a good actor. Yes, he is. Like, why is Dwayne

00:43:41.260 --> 00:43:43.179
Johnson in everything? Dwayne Johnson just plays

00:43:43.179 --> 00:43:45.760
the rock in movies. He's just the rock. Yeah.

00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:49.760
Yeah, I agree with that. What's his range? What

00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:52.019
his range was 20 years ago. Right. Pretty much

00:43:52.019 --> 00:43:56.380
the same. Ah, man. Celebrity -wise, I can't think

00:43:56.380 --> 00:44:01.619
of... I can't think of anybody, music -wise.

00:44:02.820 --> 00:44:06.420
Maybe Ted Nugent. Oh, sure. That dude's just

00:44:06.420 --> 00:44:08.960
a Chodester, anyway. Oh, yeah, for sure. Kid

00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:12.920
Rock. Yeah. Like those two. Celebrity, well,

00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:16.639
sports -wise, maybe like Patrick Mahomes. Yeah.

00:44:16.739 --> 00:44:19.059
I'd put him on there. He's got a punchable face.

00:44:19.139 --> 00:44:23.219
Oh, he does. He really does. He does. Eyehole,

00:44:23.260 --> 00:44:28.320
Patrick Mahomes. Ow! Yeah. Patrick Mahomes for

00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:31.539
sure LeBron for sure. Oh, yeah, so I'd put those

00:44:31.539 --> 00:44:37.340
two mr. Flopsy Yeah, so I'd put I'd put those

00:44:37.340 --> 00:44:40.420
two on there. Yeah, that's fair. I like the little

00:44:40.420 --> 00:44:43.599
brawn pick Definitely a floppy flop last night

00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:46.739
again Laying on the floor like you got shot by

00:44:46.739 --> 00:44:49.659
a howitzer. I'm like, what is your deal, man?

00:44:50.340 --> 00:44:52.260
When are the refs gonna take a stand and be like

00:44:52.260 --> 00:44:55.900
you're embellishing? Right that the NBA has to

00:44:55.900 --> 00:44:58.059
do something with that Yeah, like the refs should

00:44:58.059 --> 00:45:01.280
be able to judge like if like a guy barely gets

00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:03.460
brushed and he goes flying back Like he just

00:45:03.460 --> 00:45:06.059
got hit with a Louisville frickin slugger. He's

00:45:06.059 --> 00:45:08.019
just like nope Yeah, we've been making fun of

00:45:08.019 --> 00:45:13.199
that type of acting in in soccer forever. Yeah,

00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:16.300
or ever. Yep And now it's just becoming more

00:45:16.300 --> 00:45:19.139
prevalent in the NBA and I'll be honest. I think

00:45:19.139 --> 00:45:20.860
the NBA should have penalty box like hockey.

00:45:21.260 --> 00:45:24.159
Yeah Well, now you gotta play four on five? Four

00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:26.440
on five, three on five, deal with it. I like

00:45:26.440 --> 00:45:29.480
that. I love that. That would be an amazing thing

00:45:29.480 --> 00:45:31.800
to do. Embellishing should be a one -minute penalty.

00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:34.380
Yeah. Oh, shit. Put them in there for two. Yeah.

00:45:34.460 --> 00:45:36.679
You made yourself look like a goddamn moron.

00:45:36.940 --> 00:45:39.199
Get off the court. Yep. Now your team has to

00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:44.079
play two full minutes short. Right. What we learn.

00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:46.900
Right. Exactly. And the only thing a team could

00:45:46.900 --> 00:45:50.889
possibly do to stave off... disaster is literally

00:45:50.889 --> 00:45:53.969
just hold the ball for 23 of the 24 seconds every

00:45:53.969 --> 00:45:57.849
time right just to burn clock yeah that's all

00:45:57.849 --> 00:46:01.150
they can do i'd start watching again oh yeah

00:46:01.150 --> 00:46:03.469
because i mean there's shots that are foul shots

00:46:03.469 --> 00:46:05.110
you know where it's like up he was going up for

00:46:05.110 --> 00:46:07.250
a basket so you get two shots you get three shots

00:46:07.250 --> 00:46:10.170
whatever but yeah there should be certain penalties

00:46:10.170 --> 00:46:12.090
where it's like now you go in the box yeah you

00:46:12.090 --> 00:46:15.210
know fighting instigating flopping all that yeah

00:46:15.210 --> 00:46:18.460
put a box out there yeah Literally, I would I

00:46:18.460 --> 00:46:21.460
would have the box at center court and above

00:46:21.460 --> 00:46:24.480
it would be shame It's just gonna say shame.

00:46:24.500 --> 00:46:27.940
Yeah box of shame Because it's sponsored by Kleenex

00:46:27.940 --> 00:46:31.920
tissue. Yeah So they can cry in the box for two

00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:34.119
minutes. The shame box of Whambulance. The shame

00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:35.860
box. Oh my god, that'd be so great. Yeah, cuz

00:46:35.860 --> 00:46:39.079
you'd essentially just be Like making technical

00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:42.280
fouls worth something. You know, like oh you

00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:44.360
get to shoot a basket now. It's like no no no

00:46:44.409 --> 00:46:46.849
Old boy needs to go in the box. He needs to go

00:46:46.849 --> 00:46:49.050
in the box. Yeah. Oh god, that'd be awesome.

00:46:49.909 --> 00:46:53.230
The last DM I got here today from Evil Genie

00:46:53.230 --> 00:46:57.869
checking in again. I offer you employment. $100

00:46:57.869 --> 00:47:02.309
an hour and your job is to fight flocks of Canadian

00:47:02.309 --> 00:47:06.050
geese by hand. No health insurance or OSHA will

00:47:06.050 --> 00:47:10.750
help you though. Do you accept? I do. Yeah. $100

00:47:10.750 --> 00:47:12.750
an hour, I'm doing it. Yeah. I'm doing it because

00:47:12.750 --> 00:47:14.860
I'll tell you what. I'm going to tell you what

00:47:14.860 --> 00:47:19.000
right now. Bring it, geese. Yeah. Bring it. Canadian

00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:21.059
geese are assholes anyway. Now, I'm not allowed

00:47:21.059 --> 00:47:24.000
to use a weapon, right? No, by hand. By hand.

00:47:24.179 --> 00:47:26.000
I'll take them out. Yeah. I'll snap that neck.

00:47:26.360 --> 00:47:27.460
Yeah, because if it's... I'll snap that neck,

00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:29.239
I'll de -feather it, and then I'm going to sell

00:47:29.239 --> 00:47:32.199
the goose. Get some, yeah, a little side hustle.

00:47:32.579 --> 00:47:35.340
Why not? Yeah. Making the 100 bucks plus. Right,

00:47:35.420 --> 00:47:39.110
and by hand. I could pick up the goose by its

00:47:39.110 --> 00:47:43.150
neck and use it as a weapon. Use the goose as

00:47:43.150 --> 00:47:45.489
a weapon. Like a flail or a mace of sorts against

00:47:45.489 --> 00:47:48.489
the other geese. Yep. And how big is a flock,

00:47:48.570 --> 00:47:53.250
typically, of geese? 20? Maximum. Max? 10, 20?

00:47:53.590 --> 00:47:56.050
That's doable. For an eight hour shift, that's

00:47:56.050 --> 00:47:58.829
doable. I'll do that before lunch. I would too.

00:47:58.829 --> 00:48:00.949
Yeah. Because it doesn't say what I can or can't

00:48:00.949 --> 00:48:03.110
wear. So I'm going to wear some steel toe boots.

00:48:03.610 --> 00:48:06.460
Steel toe boots? Maybe some thick clothing? Yeah,

00:48:06.519 --> 00:48:08.460
a couple layers. They bite me. So if he takes,

00:48:08.460 --> 00:48:09.980
yeah, if he takes a couple pecks, he'll be like,

00:48:10.179 --> 00:48:12.900
ha. Now you look stupid. Now you look stupid,

00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:15.239
goose. I'd definitely take the job. Tell your

00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:16.940
many -much geese in that I'm coming for them.

00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:20.960
Right, right. I mean, $100 an hour, I'd probably

00:48:20.960 --> 00:48:24.079
retire early, too. Why not? Yeah. Yeah. Get on

00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:25.960
that goose retirement program. It's like, oh,

00:48:26.039 --> 00:48:28.320
what do you do for work? I'm a goose fighter.

00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:32.420
I'm a goose fighter. I go location to location.

00:48:32.780 --> 00:48:35.360
Take out entire flocks with my bare hands. That's

00:48:35.360 --> 00:48:38.219
right. Top paying jobs in the country. Man, you're

00:48:38.219 --> 00:48:40.119
amazing, dude. Can I buy you PBR? And the answer

00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:44.019
is yes, you can. Yes, you may. At any time. All

00:48:44.019 --> 00:48:47.159
right. Well, that was spirited. The idea of goose

00:48:47.159 --> 00:48:49.869
hunting. I'm in. I'm in. 100 bucks an hour? 100

00:48:49.869 --> 00:48:51.630
bucks an hour is just like the cherry on top.

00:48:51.690 --> 00:48:54.369
I will kill some freaking geese, man. I will,

00:48:54.369 --> 00:48:56.429
I will be... I think they're an invasive species

00:48:56.429 --> 00:48:58.809
anyway. They are. So it would be a public service.

00:48:58.909 --> 00:49:00.630
It would be. I'm the Goosinator. Yeah, I'd toss

00:49:00.630 --> 00:49:02.889
them back over the Canadian border. I'll be back.

00:49:03.829 --> 00:49:08.429
Yeah. Okay. So that takes us to the Frozen Guy

00:49:08.429 --> 00:49:11.099
review, which I do. because I eat a lot of frozen

00:49:11.099 --> 00:49:13.480
meals because they're three bucks a piece or

00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:16.880
four bucks a piece and this boy's hungry. A man's

00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:19.019
got to eat. A man's got to eat. I'm not always

00:49:19.019 --> 00:49:20.760
going to get like fresh food and make it because

00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:22.579
then I'm making it for like four to six people

00:49:22.579 --> 00:49:24.000
and I sit there and I'm like, what the hell am

00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:25.980
I going to do with all this? Yeah. Because you

00:49:25.980 --> 00:49:28.880
know I'm going to maybe eat one or two meals

00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:30.579
out of it and then you're going to be like three

00:49:30.579 --> 00:49:32.599
or four days later like, shoot, I got to throw

00:49:32.599 --> 00:49:34.719
it away. Yeah. That always sucks. I hate that.

00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:36.820
But with frozen meals, it's different. Chuck

00:49:36.820 --> 00:49:38.159
them in my freezer. When I'm ready to eat them,

00:49:38.159 --> 00:49:41.559
I eat them. Yep. This week was something special.

00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:46.800
It was by a company called Perfect Pasta. I can

00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:51.420
only find them in Meyer. Okay. It's where I shop

00:49:51.420 --> 00:49:54.900
with my friend Papa. What's up, Papa? For anyone

00:49:54.900 --> 00:49:59.480
outside the region, Meyer is just a semi -local.

00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:02.980
Yeah, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio. Yeah, that's where

00:50:02.980 --> 00:50:04.340
you're going to find your Meyer. It's like a

00:50:04.340 --> 00:50:06.780
Safeway, but a lot cooler. I would agree. Yeah,

00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:10.769
Meyer is a good store. So a little bit more expensive

00:50:10.769 --> 00:50:13.010
than some like local grocery stores, but they've

00:50:13.010 --> 00:50:17.269
got good stuff in there. So I pick up this perfect

00:50:17.269 --> 00:50:19.769
pasta. I think they only had like two choices.

00:50:20.349 --> 00:50:23.570
There wasn't a lot of them. I picked up a penne

00:50:23.570 --> 00:50:26.929
and bechamel. Oh, a little bechamel in there.

00:50:27.250 --> 00:50:31.590
Bechamel, so a little white creamy French. It's

00:50:31.590 --> 00:50:33.309
not my Friday night, it's not my Saturday night.

00:50:33.449 --> 00:50:36.889
Don't take things the wrong way. Escargot to

00:50:36.889 --> 00:50:42.250
the poles. Escargot is my pole. So, Penne, hey

00:50:42.250 --> 00:50:48.489
-o, wow. Wow. Did you hear what he said on the

00:50:48.489 --> 00:50:52.909
microphone? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unreal.

00:50:54.650 --> 00:50:58.090
Penne and bechamel, fantastic. Sounds fantastic.

00:50:58.190 --> 00:51:02.159
Oh my god. Like, I had it. And it was just big

00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:04.219
enough, but then part of me was like, oh, if

00:51:04.219 --> 00:51:06.000
I just had a little bit of grilled chicken in

00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:09.800
the fridge. Oh, sure. Or even some veggies, like

00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:11.760
broccoli or something. Oh my god, it would have

00:51:11.760 --> 00:51:16.179
been top notch. But it stood alone. It was like

00:51:16.179 --> 00:51:22.130
if you had a meal in a fancy restaurant. and

00:51:22.130 --> 00:51:23.789
you had a meat, and you had a vegetable, and

00:51:23.789 --> 00:51:26.710
you had a pasta. Like this pasta, high -end restaurant

00:51:26.710 --> 00:51:30.889
pasta stuff. It was great. And I was surprisingly

00:51:30.889 --> 00:51:35.269
filled. I was full. I was satiated. It was amazing.

00:51:36.909 --> 00:51:39.769
Decent price point? It was on sale when I got

00:51:39.769 --> 00:51:43.190
it, so it was $3 .29. I think it's normally like

00:51:43.190 --> 00:51:45.530
$4 or something. Okay, that's still not bad.

00:51:45.949 --> 00:51:48.409
Which is still not bad, because it was so freaking

00:51:48.409 --> 00:51:53.260
delicious. There was not I didn't have to add

00:51:53.260 --> 00:51:55.099
any spices to it Although I could have if I wanted

00:51:55.099 --> 00:51:56.760
to put a little ragnon basil in there I could

00:51:56.760 --> 00:51:58.820
have done it or a little black pepper or something

00:51:58.820 --> 00:52:01.780
like that. I easily could have done that But

00:52:01.780 --> 00:52:04.059
it's it stood on its own like they was creamy.

00:52:04.059 --> 00:52:06.940
It was delicious The pasta was perfect for the

00:52:06.940 --> 00:52:10.559
time that was cooked price point was good elite

00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:16.280
elite elite status nine point six damn That is

00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:20.059
up there. Is that the highest score yet? I still

00:52:20.059 --> 00:52:22.480
have to do the Excel sheet where I put everything

00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:24.400
on there and just kind of see because at some

00:52:24.400 --> 00:52:26.780
point I'm probably accidentally gonna do something

00:52:26.780 --> 00:52:29.920
twice and I don't want to do that. Yeah. I don't

00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:33.099
think I have yet but as pertains to this one

00:52:33.099 --> 00:52:34.940
I know for sure I have not done perfect pasta.

00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:37.800
If it is not the highest it's a second highest.

00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:40.300
Yeah. It's up there for sure. Damn. It's excellent.

00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:44.719
Good to know. Yes, it was very, very 9 .6. 9

00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:48.239
.6. Like I said, I only found it in Meyer. Doesn't

00:52:48.239 --> 00:52:50.280
mean that's the only place it is. It could be,

00:52:50.739 --> 00:52:53.099
like, I don't shop much at Juul anymore. I know

00:52:53.099 --> 00:52:55.579
we have a local Juul not too super far away.

00:52:55.960 --> 00:52:57.599
But I know in the Chicago area, you guys have

00:52:57.599 --> 00:53:00.179
them all over the place. Maybe Juul's got them.

00:53:00.380 --> 00:53:02.739
Maybe Whole Foods. I don't know. Sure. Yeah.

00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:05.619
It's possible. But it was excellent. That is

00:53:05.619 --> 00:53:08.900
fantastic. That before our next break that brings

00:53:08.900 --> 00:53:11.360
us to one more segment. That's the other foods

00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:15.480
and Aidan scours the globe finds all these crazy

00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:21.000
foods mostly disgusting sure and He he shares

00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.400
that knowledge with all of us. I can't keep it

00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:26.099
all inside. No, I wouldn't want you to yeah,

00:53:26.099 --> 00:53:30.139
not these Alright, what do you got for us this

00:53:30.139 --> 00:53:33.849
week the the one I found today is a geoduck,

00:53:34.010 --> 00:53:36.130
or I guess as it's supposed to be pronounced,

00:53:36.489 --> 00:53:39.170
gooey duck, but it's definitely spelled geoduck.

00:53:39.690 --> 00:53:44.630
Okay. Gooey duck is a very large saltwater clam

00:53:44.630 --> 00:53:49.090
native to the coastal waters of the eastern North

00:53:49.090 --> 00:53:53.250
Pacific from Alaska to Baja, California. Oh,

00:53:53.610 --> 00:53:56.309
righteous, dude. Oh, yeah, dude. Okay. It is

00:53:56.309 --> 00:53:59.210
the world's largest burrowing clam known for

00:53:59.210 --> 00:54:03.639
its a long siphon slash neck that can stretch

00:54:03.639 --> 00:54:07.860
up to one meter in length. Oh boy. This is a

00:54:07.860 --> 00:54:12.019
clam. One meter length neck on this clam. Whoa.

00:54:12.500 --> 00:54:14.599
The name is derived from a Native American term

00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:18.159
meaning dig deep, which makes sense if it's a

00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:22.250
saltwater clam that digs. Oh, no doubt. gooey

00:54:22.250 --> 00:54:24.690
ducks. I keep reading geoduck. I'm like, oh,

00:54:24.690 --> 00:54:27.389
it's a geoduck. It's a geoduck. Gooey ducks are

00:54:27.389 --> 00:54:30.570
supposedly a prized delicacy, especially in East

00:54:30.570 --> 00:54:34.090
Asian cuisine, valued for their, quote, sweet

00:54:34.090 --> 00:54:39.250
briny flavor and unique crisp texture. And if

00:54:39.250 --> 00:54:43.849
you look up an image of this geoduck, you'll

00:54:43.849 --> 00:54:50.269
see it looks foul. It looks phallic. Oh. No,

00:54:50.309 --> 00:54:53.590
it just does not look very good. The taste, according

00:54:53.590 --> 00:54:58.230
to some, is quote -unquote sweet, brightly, mildly

00:54:58.230 --> 00:55:03.750
oceanic, with a quote, unique texture that's

00:55:03.750 --> 00:55:09.289
crunchy and crisp like cartilage when it's raw,

00:55:09.869 --> 00:55:12.670
but supposed to be tender when cooked, offering

00:55:12.670 --> 00:55:16.989
a delicate, chewy bite that isn't overly fishy.

00:55:18.039 --> 00:55:21.260
Its flavor is often described as clean and delicate

00:55:21.260 --> 00:55:26.639
which You know what? I'm usually I'll try anything

00:55:26.639 --> 00:55:30.239
once in in the food world. I don't know if I

00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:34.219
would have to be in some kind of state Excuse

00:55:34.219 --> 00:55:36.840
you to to put something like that in my mouth.

00:55:37.139 --> 00:55:39.219
Did you mention the word phallic by chance? I

00:55:39.219 --> 00:55:41.199
did mention the word phallic. It looks like a

00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:44.059
big a big penis Yeah, it does out out of a clam.

00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:46.900
It is the clam the penis is the penis is the

00:55:46.900 --> 00:55:50.019
clam. Yeah There's people holding it like a dick.

00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:56.340
Don't go to Google. Just don't do it. Oh my good

00:55:56.340 --> 00:55:59.440
God. Yeah, it's probably something you don't

00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:02.110
want to look up on the work computer. Yeah, right.

00:56:02.170 --> 00:56:03.849
They're gonna be like, uh, yeah lest you have

00:56:03.849 --> 00:56:05.969
to explain it to HR like no. No, it's a clam.

00:56:06.030 --> 00:56:09.409
Trust me Aidan, uh, you're gonna have to go see

00:56:09.409 --> 00:56:13.550
hr, please You're like dude. No, no, dude. No,

00:56:13.730 --> 00:56:15.769
you cannot be looking at penises during your

00:56:15.769 --> 00:56:19.829
workday It's a geoduck, dude. Yeah, look up gooey

00:56:19.829 --> 00:56:22.170
duck. Look up gooey duck. Geoduck. Whatever.

00:56:22.789 --> 00:56:24.909
It's a clam with a big dick I mean the claim

00:56:24.909 --> 00:56:28.010
is the dick. I mean the clam What I meant to

00:56:28.010 --> 00:56:30.170
say that clams a dick. How do you know? We'll

00:56:30.170 --> 00:56:32.989
take a look at them What do you say? Am I wrong?

00:56:34.230 --> 00:56:36.389
You gonna look at me and tell me I'm wrong? How

00:56:36.389 --> 00:56:39.250
many women are like, oh, we're having clam tonight.

00:56:40.230 --> 00:56:43.329
It's like, oh no. Oh boy. And then you feel like

00:56:43.329 --> 00:56:45.329
less of a guy just standing next to a clam. How

00:56:45.329 --> 00:56:49.030
embarrassing is that? Right, a one meter clam.

00:56:49.030 --> 00:56:51.250
Right. It's like, oh no. This clam walks up,

00:56:51.309 --> 00:56:53.210
he's just got this schlong, and you're just like,

00:56:53.269 --> 00:56:56.530
oh my god. Half your height. I feel inferior

00:56:56.530 --> 00:57:00.070
to a clam. And the clam's probably there like,

00:57:00.190 --> 00:57:03.449
welcome to my world buddy. This is the way it

00:57:03.449 --> 00:57:06.070
is. Tos Clams are all - Coyotes on this bitch

00:57:06.070 --> 00:57:08.769
of an earth. Let me take something out for you.

00:57:10.210 --> 00:57:15.289
Oh god, that's crazy. Old gooey duck. Just say

00:57:15.289 --> 00:57:18.130
no. Yeah. Good lord. I'd love to have a sports

00:57:18.130 --> 00:57:19.989
team named the Geoducks, which I think there

00:57:19.989 --> 00:57:24.050
is a sports team called Geoducks. It sounds familiar.

00:57:24.349 --> 00:57:30.929
Really? I think so. Live research. I love live

00:57:30.929 --> 00:57:35.050
research. It's fantastic. Yep. Here we go. Speedy

00:57:35.050 --> 00:57:40.909
the Geoduck is the official quote unquote unhinged

00:57:40.909 --> 00:57:44.010
mascot of Evergreen State College in Olympia,

00:57:44.329 --> 00:57:48.769
Washington. I love that. Yeah. We weren't far

00:57:48.769 --> 00:57:51.590
from that. How did we not go to this bookstore

00:57:51.590 --> 00:57:53.389
and get at least a t -shirt? I would have loved

00:57:53.389 --> 00:57:56.389
that. That's awesome. Yeah, and he's a slightly

00:57:56.389 --> 00:58:00.440
phallic -looking mascot guy. He is he speedy

00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:03.099
the geoduck a gooey duck. I guess I'm not gonna

00:58:03.099 --> 00:58:05.619
lie. I'm looking at a picture of the mascot There's

00:58:05.619 --> 00:58:08.119
a woman holding an umbrella as taking a picture

00:58:08.119 --> 00:58:10.380
with as many people do in the state of Washington

00:58:10.380 --> 00:58:13.539
It rains a lot. He looks like a smiling dildo

00:58:13.539 --> 00:58:16.380
and a green taco that that is what this looks

00:58:16.380 --> 00:58:18.199
like I'm not sure what the taco shell is supposed

00:58:18.199 --> 00:58:21.139
to be he leaves or something I think it's supposed

00:58:21.139 --> 00:58:23.199
to be the clam, but that's a bad clam. It's a

00:58:23.199 --> 00:58:26.630
bad clam It looks like a green taco and a smiley

00:58:26.630 --> 00:58:29.690
dildo. That's exactly what it looks like. Unbelievable.

00:58:30.090 --> 00:58:33.909
I knew it sounded familiar. I'm so glad you did

00:58:33.909 --> 00:58:38.550
that. When Aidan gets these thoughts, just trust

00:58:38.550 --> 00:58:42.489
them. You can look back in our catalog. And this

00:58:42.489 --> 00:58:45.809
might be in our gaming site. It's on A &M. It's

00:58:45.809 --> 00:58:50.590
on A &M. Shakespeare and a bear. And outer space.

00:58:51.630 --> 00:58:54.130
With a well -known Shakespeare play, Meredith.

00:58:54.429 --> 00:58:57.230
Oh, God. With the lightsabers and the bear. Oh,

00:58:57.250 --> 00:59:00.010
my God. I just, I can't. And the fact that you

00:59:00.010 --> 00:59:01.829
found it and were like, I can't believe this

00:59:01.829 --> 00:59:03.969
is real. Like, it wasn't some fever dream I had.

00:59:04.070 --> 00:59:06.190
No, this happened. No, and it's funny because

00:59:06.190 --> 00:59:08.170
then I was like, oh, my God, I think this is

00:59:08.170 --> 00:59:12.849
it. And I start playing the bit quietly. For

00:59:12.849 --> 00:59:15.070
copyright. As Aidan continues to play the game.

00:59:15.469 --> 00:59:18.070
And I'm watching it, and it's just Lois. and

00:59:18.070 --> 00:59:20.650
Peter having a conversation in the kitchen. And

00:59:20.650 --> 00:59:22.769
I'm sitting there and I'm looking at it, like

00:59:22.769 --> 00:59:24.889
barely being able to hear, I'm like, what? It

00:59:24.889 --> 00:59:27.349
was during an Observation Duty episode. Yes.

00:59:27.369 --> 00:59:30.829
Yeah. I'm looking at it, I'm like, no, none of

00:59:30.829 --> 00:59:33.610
this makes any, but then like when they do those

00:59:33.610 --> 00:59:35.210
things and they do those cuts. It reminds me

00:59:35.210 --> 00:59:38.650
of the time. It reminds me of the time. Oh, Peter.

00:59:39.289 --> 00:59:45.539
Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and the quick cut the quick

00:59:45.539 --> 00:59:47.860
cut they do the quick cut and there's a bear

00:59:47.860 --> 00:59:50.400
in outer space Yeah, having a lightsaber battle.

00:59:50.400 --> 00:59:53.239
It was crazy. Yeah, I guess I don't remember

00:59:53.239 --> 01:00:00.780
Macbeth that well Good god, yeah, well My brain

01:00:00.780 --> 01:00:02.739
isn't always right, but when it's wrong, it's

01:00:02.739 --> 01:00:05.300
still right somehow. It's still right somehow

01:00:05.300 --> 01:00:10.719
So it's about time for our main the main attraction

01:00:10.719 --> 01:00:14.980
our main segment. You just made the list But

01:00:14.980 --> 01:00:17.500
first we have to close our eyes and walk in a

01:00:17.500 --> 01:00:20.139
circle. Okay, so so bye. Okay. I'll walk in a

01:00:20.139 --> 01:00:29.559
square All right, we are back from our break

01:00:29.789 --> 01:00:32.750
to our feature segment you just made the list

01:00:32.750 --> 01:00:34.909
top 10 list 10 through 2 with the big number

01:00:34.909 --> 01:00:40.030
one reveal and a bevy of well no that's not true

01:00:40.030 --> 01:00:43.929
bevy it's it's just a rule really more of a guideline

01:00:43.929 --> 01:00:48.030
yeah there are there that there are rules there's

01:00:48.030 --> 01:00:50.389
no rules okay cool yeah so that's that zero rules

01:00:50.389 --> 01:00:52.110
it's still sticking probably through the rest

01:00:52.110 --> 01:00:54.909
of season five maybe i'm thinking so there so

01:00:54.909 --> 01:00:58.059
you there was no bevy There's no bevy. That was

01:00:58.059 --> 01:00:59.960
the wrong word. Bevy -less on a fine Saturday.

01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:02.559
You hate to hear it. I know. I thought it was

01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:05.360
fun, too. Oh, wow. Gosh, damn it. It's really

01:01:05.360 --> 01:01:08.679
more of a lie than anything. We were fibbed to.

01:01:09.179 --> 01:01:11.539
That's terrible. Take me to the Supreme Court.

01:01:12.019 --> 01:01:16.230
Throw me in jail. They don't do that really anymore.

01:01:17.429 --> 01:01:19.369
Especially if you're a billionaire. It's a freaking

01:01:19.369 --> 01:01:25.449
wild west. Yep. But anyway. Anywho. Our top ten

01:01:25.449 --> 01:01:27.929
list. It's a wide range of things. We pick so

01:01:27.929 --> 01:01:30.570
many damn different things. And this week is

01:01:30.570 --> 01:01:34.349
somewhat topical. It is the top ten things that

01:01:34.349 --> 01:01:36.369
we can do with Soldier Field now that the Bears

01:01:36.369 --> 01:01:40.989
will no longer Be there starting 2031 Because

01:01:40.989 --> 01:01:43.329
let's let's be honest is you're gonna have tumbleweed

01:01:43.329 --> 01:01:46.369
just blowing across Nothing going on a yield

01:01:46.369 --> 01:01:51.909
space dish inside soldier feel right? So Aidan

01:01:51.909 --> 01:01:54.869
yes ten through two. What do you got? What are

01:01:54.869 --> 01:01:57.389
some of your ideas? I'll save my big number one

01:01:57.389 --> 01:02:00.750
reveal ten through two best uses for Soldier

01:02:00.750 --> 01:02:03.630
Field The first thing that came to mind, number

01:02:03.630 --> 01:02:07.210
10, just make it a training center, right? Sure.

01:02:07.210 --> 01:02:10.369
Multiple sports in there. You could kind of divide

01:02:10.369 --> 01:02:14.570
it up even, make like half of a football field.

01:02:14.610 --> 01:02:16.849
You could put a basketball court, a tennis court,

01:02:16.849 --> 01:02:19.170
just make it a big training center. Sure. You

01:02:19.170 --> 01:02:21.909
could host multiple teams. You could have Olympic

01:02:21.909 --> 01:02:24.230
athletes train or whatever. I love it. Big old

01:02:24.230 --> 01:02:28.809
training center. Number nine, the biggest public

01:02:28.809 --> 01:02:34.159
housing ever. Oh. Yeah. Big old renovation, public

01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:38.800
housing. I mean, granted, there are enough unoccupied

01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:41.820
houses in the country to home every homeless

01:02:41.820 --> 01:02:44.360
person. Yeah. And still have millions of houses

01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:47.079
on the market. But yeah, sure. I mean, so the

01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:49.059
field's going to be empty anyway. Public housing.

01:02:49.940 --> 01:02:52.219
Number eight, just convert it into a permanent

01:02:52.219 --> 01:02:56.659
massive concert venue. Could do that. Then you

01:02:56.659 --> 01:03:01.300
don't have to cram 30 ,000 people. into the UC

01:03:01.300 --> 01:03:03.900
to see Iron Maiden or something. Right. You've

01:03:03.900 --> 01:03:05.980
got all the more seats you could have. That's

01:03:05.980 --> 01:03:09.039
right. Bigger stage, bigger stage area. Number

01:03:09.039 --> 01:03:13.360
seven, Dogtown but in real life. Now, for anyone

01:03:13.360 --> 01:03:18.739
that doesn't know, Dogtown is a spot in Cyberpunk

01:03:18.739 --> 01:03:24.559
2077's map where this old dilapidated football

01:03:24.559 --> 01:03:30.099
stadium, I believe, was turned into a city. Oh,

01:03:30.340 --> 01:03:33.000
so like walking through the stands like there's

01:03:33.000 --> 01:03:37.039
like shops and little housing it kind of like

01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:39.940
half the stadium is kind of dilapidated in a

01:03:39.940 --> 01:03:42.400
way where People are just roaming around and

01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:44.920
everything just let it go to ruin and people

01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:47.619
will make it what they can It's fair. It could

01:03:47.619 --> 01:03:51.099
become its own society. I really could the soldier

01:03:51.099 --> 01:03:54.559
fieldians Be careful when you go visit the soldier

01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:57.900
fieldians. It's like the Wild West. It would

01:03:57.900 --> 01:04:02.010
be it would be Number six, make it a massive

01:04:02.010 --> 01:04:05.469
Chicago sports museum. Could do that. Could be

01:04:05.469 --> 01:04:09.070
kind of a fun idea. Number five, urban agriculture,

01:04:09.769 --> 01:04:12.469
community gardens. You know, the city of Chicago

01:04:12.469 --> 01:04:15.130
could start producing its own food, its own greenery.

01:04:15.409 --> 01:04:17.710
Sure, that's a good idea. It's kind of a fun

01:04:17.710 --> 01:04:20.289
spot for that. Make the roof all solar panels.

01:04:20.769 --> 01:04:23.269
Oh, I like that. Yeah, kind of a smart move.

01:04:23.929 --> 01:04:27.030
Number four, Just recycle. Reuse the materials.

01:04:27.150 --> 01:04:29.070
Tear that shit down. Go build something else.

01:04:29.269 --> 01:04:31.030
Go build something else. Go build something else.

01:04:31.210 --> 01:04:33.030
We had a good run, boys, but it's over. Right,

01:04:33.230 --> 01:04:37.690
exactly. Number three. Here's an idea. Bring

01:04:37.690 --> 01:04:40.429
in the Bengals. Oh my goodness. Bring the Bengals

01:04:40.429 --> 01:04:42.809
the fuck out of Cincinnati. Screw them. Bring

01:04:42.809 --> 01:04:47.690
the Bengals to Chicago. We deserve two major...

01:04:48.699 --> 01:04:52.179
football franchises. We did anyway. Yes. To be

01:04:52.179 --> 01:04:56.480
fair. Yes. So if New York gets to, sorry New

01:04:56.480 --> 01:04:59.880
Jersey, if New York gets to, Chicago gets to,

01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:02.139
then we'll have the Bengals and the Bears. Bring

01:05:02.139 --> 01:05:05.199
the damn Bengals into Soldier Field. Wow. They

01:05:05.199 --> 01:05:08.599
hate Cincinnati anyway. Yeah. And then number

01:05:08.599 --> 01:05:12.099
two, just make it a public park. City sports

01:05:12.099 --> 01:05:14.519
clubs, public park, just open it up, open all

01:05:14.519 --> 01:05:16.760
the doors, let people roam around, have a fun

01:05:16.760 --> 01:05:22.380
time. I like it. I mean, it could be our... What

01:05:22.380 --> 01:05:25.480
do they call this? Central Park. Yes. But it's

01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:28.059
just an old football field. I think it works.

01:05:28.179 --> 01:05:30.159
Well, people roam around, man. Yeah, why not?

01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:33.019
Sit in the stands, smoke some dubs. Smoke some

01:05:33.019 --> 01:05:35.719
dubs. Smoke some righteous. Righteous, dude.

01:05:35.920 --> 01:05:41.639
Okay. My top ten. Number ten. Place to hold the

01:05:41.639 --> 01:05:44.800
child abusers from the upstain files. Say we

01:05:44.800 --> 01:05:48.539
just dump them in. It's a big bowl. Just throw

01:05:48.539 --> 01:05:51.840
them in. The liquidation zone. Yeah. Yep, just

01:05:51.840 --> 01:05:54.539
throw them in. If your name is on the list, if

01:05:54.539 --> 01:05:57.480
you're in the files, you go to the soldier field,

01:05:58.679 --> 01:06:00.599
and we line up the firing squad. And we line

01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:02.579
them up. Just line them up. Yeah, we're done.

01:06:02.780 --> 01:06:05.099
Just bury them out there in soldier field. Exactly.

01:06:05.900 --> 01:06:09.679
Number nine, the George Lucas Museum. Oops. Too

01:06:09.679 --> 01:06:15.880
late for that one. What were we thinking damn

01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:19.159
it see Chicago losing an opportunity I find that

01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:21.780
so hard to believe Wow they they could never

01:06:21.780 --> 01:06:27.139
number eight a McDonald's Already got the parking

01:06:27.139 --> 01:06:29.920
spaces for it. They got the parking. Yeah, you

01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:31.780
could just make the world's biggest drive -thru

01:06:33.420 --> 01:06:36.559
You think with how some of those like seven brew

01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:39.460
and Dutch Bros coffee places like yeah There's

01:06:39.460 --> 01:06:41.900
Starbucks where the drive -through lines up into

01:06:41.900 --> 01:06:44.500
the streets and shit You could also probably

01:06:44.500 --> 01:06:46.380
fill one of those in there You could make it

01:06:46.380 --> 01:06:49.559
a Maccas and then like a seven brew And actually

01:06:49.559 --> 01:06:51.460
like people could go in and they could sit in

01:06:51.460 --> 01:06:53.980
the seats and they could have their meal while

01:06:53.980 --> 01:06:57.659
watching a football game like Ronald McDonald

01:06:57.659 --> 01:07:00.280
be the quarterback and then you have like Bunch

01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:03.639
of grimaces is the offensive lineman the Hamburglar

01:07:03.639 --> 01:07:05.760
would have to be a cornerback cornerback. He's

01:07:05.760 --> 01:07:08.059
just yeah He's got to steal that ball away rubble

01:07:08.059 --> 01:07:12.599
rubble boom Hamburglar with another pick Damn

01:07:12.599 --> 01:07:17.079
it Hamburglar damn it Number seven the street

01:07:17.079 --> 01:07:20.179
gang gladiator games now work with me here, so

01:07:20.179 --> 01:07:21.880
now I already like that He's got all the street

01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:24.059
gangs right and it's just like look you can't

01:07:24.059 --> 01:07:26.300
you can't be you can't be screwing around in

01:07:26.300 --> 01:07:28.340
the neighborhoods, stray bullets, some eight

01:07:28.340 --> 01:07:29.679
-year -old kid gets killed. We can't be doing

01:07:29.679 --> 01:07:31.280
that anymore. Yeah, enough of that. We're cutting

01:07:31.280 --> 01:07:34.519
it out. But look, you know, this gang, that gang,

01:07:34.800 --> 01:07:37.980
you know, Latin Kings, you know, Disciples, all

01:07:37.980 --> 01:07:42.599
that, you know. Hey, you got beef, you're getting

01:07:42.599 --> 01:07:45.920
position in the neighborhoods and vying for you.

01:07:46.079 --> 01:07:48.199
I get all that. Yeah, who's got what corner.

01:07:48.440 --> 01:07:52.000
But let's put those games, let's put that inside

01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:54.059
Soldier Field. And you know what, you know what,

01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:56.300
if you guys wanna pull them out, blocka blocka,

01:07:56.559 --> 01:07:58.780
hey, you're not gonna hurt anybody else except

01:07:58.780 --> 01:08:00.719
for each other. What happened in Soldier Field

01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:04.039
stays in Soldier Field. It's like the Purge meets

01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:08.199
Hunger Games specifically for Chicago Turf Wars.

01:08:08.659 --> 01:08:12.199
I think that's fun. And we keep the danger off

01:08:12.199 --> 01:08:15.059
the streets. It's contained in Soldier Field.

01:08:15.219 --> 01:08:16.520
It's contained in Soldier Field. And you put

01:08:16.520 --> 01:08:18.460
that shit on pay -per -view and people will buy

01:08:18.460 --> 01:08:21.569
it. Right. Do you wanna fucking go? Mimi and

01:08:21.569 --> 01:08:25.250
soldier field oh Boy, did you see that one -eyed

01:08:25.250 --> 01:08:27.789
wheezy of the gangster disciples? He just took

01:08:27.789 --> 01:08:30.569
one right to the noggin. I don't think he's gonna

01:08:30.569 --> 01:08:34.289
make it no wide wheezy now I mean, you know they

01:08:34.289 --> 01:08:36.989
like to scatter brain matter and there you go

01:08:36.989 --> 01:08:39.810
Anyway, this is brought to you by bless his parents

01:08:39.810 --> 01:08:43.310
for a good show this episode sponsored by Geico

01:08:45.739 --> 01:08:48.220
I love that. I love that so much. You can see

01:08:48.220 --> 01:08:50.899
the little gecko animation walk over the dead

01:08:50.899 --> 01:08:54.380
bodies. Just like sidestepping him, and then

01:08:54.380 --> 01:08:57.659
just going back to his goofy smile. That's cool.

01:08:58.239 --> 01:09:01.239
Number six, a bunch of pickleball courts. Oh,

01:09:01.260 --> 01:09:04.920
yes. We need more of those. Pickleball forever.

01:09:05.720 --> 01:09:09.380
I wonder. Quick research. How many pickleball

01:09:09.380 --> 01:09:12.800
courts could fit on a football field? Oh, OK.

01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:14.819
I'm going to take a guess before you look at

01:09:14.819 --> 01:09:17.859
it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to say 24. 24,

01:09:18.340 --> 01:09:21.899
ah. Yeah, because we're just thinking the gridiron.

01:09:22.140 --> 01:09:24.659
But there is more. There's sidelines, you know,

01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:27.079
is where the players and staff sit. So if we're

01:09:27.079 --> 01:09:29.119
just thinking gridiron, I could see that. I could

01:09:29.119 --> 01:09:32.579
see, I'll take the under. Under the 24. If we're

01:09:32.579 --> 01:09:35.680
just thinking gridiron. How many pickleball courts

01:09:35.680 --> 01:09:41.409
could fit on a football field? See, this is what

01:09:41.409 --> 01:09:46.409
us, using feet and miles, we measure things by

01:09:46.409 --> 01:09:48.590
football fields divided by pickleball courts.

01:09:48.970 --> 01:09:56.109
Oh, man, here we go. So, football field is 57

01:09:56.109 --> 01:10:01.890
,600 square feet. Okay. Pickleball court is 22

01:10:01.890 --> 01:10:05.210
by 40. And if you do the math, you could fit

01:10:05.210 --> 01:10:09.640
approximately... 14 regulation -sized pickleball

01:10:09.640 --> 01:10:12.439
courts on the standard American football field.

01:10:12.819 --> 01:10:20.000
14? 14. Hmm. Okay. Yeah. That's fine. I like

01:10:20.000 --> 01:10:23.859
my number better. Yeah. So if they're, however,

01:10:24.199 --> 01:10:26.359
you'll like this because then this does fit the

01:10:26.359 --> 01:10:28.909
over. It is closer to your number. If you were

01:10:28.909 --> 01:10:31.489
to fit them in there perfectly with no gaps,

01:10:32.289 --> 01:10:33.989
people would essentially be playing up against

01:10:33.989 --> 01:10:37.069
each other. You could fit 30. Oh, OK. But if

01:10:37.069 --> 01:10:39.890
you were to include the gaps and sidelines of

01:10:39.890 --> 01:10:42.170
a traditional pickleball court, it would be 14.

01:10:42.449 --> 01:10:46.689
OK. So 30 to 14, depending on how cozy you want

01:10:46.689 --> 01:10:48.270
the players to get with each other. That's true.

01:10:48.649 --> 01:10:52.270
That is true. Number five, a ski slope. A ski.

01:10:54.590 --> 01:10:58.590
We get enough wintertime snow. There's a certain

01:10:58.590 --> 01:11:02.329
degree on that upper level. That is true, oh

01:11:02.329 --> 01:11:05.890
my god. Actually, there's old historic footage

01:11:05.890 --> 01:11:10.510
of Soldier Field where the ski team was practicing

01:11:10.510 --> 01:11:14.289
the jumps, the big ski jump, I think this is

01:11:14.289 --> 01:11:17.930
called ski jump. So yeah, I think a ski slope

01:11:17.930 --> 01:11:20.229
would be fun, just like take off on that upper

01:11:20.229 --> 01:11:22.869
level and then just catch air. Right. And then

01:11:22.869 --> 01:11:25.510
hopefully you don't die. Right. Do you imagine

01:11:25.510 --> 01:11:27.869
Winter Olympics being brought to Chicago just

01:11:27.869 --> 01:11:30.689
because we've got the Soldier Field ski slope?

01:11:30.810 --> 01:11:32.390
Ski slope. That's what I'm saying, man. It's

01:11:32.390 --> 01:11:36.710
big money. Number four, driving range. Oh, yeah.

01:11:37.510 --> 01:11:40.189
Like make it Topgolf -esque. People are like

01:11:40.189 --> 01:11:42.750
shooting off different levels. Yes, absolutely.

01:11:42.750 --> 01:11:45.729
That'd be so fun. That would be. Number four.

01:11:46.069 --> 01:11:49.029
No, I already said that. Number three, the Halis

01:11:49.029 --> 01:11:52.720
Hand Me Downs thrift shop. So you can take all

01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:57.560
their old shit, and as you walk around just to

01:11:57.560 --> 01:12:02.300
the Hallis hand -me -down thrift shop. And just

01:12:02.300 --> 01:12:04.800
remember, Sundays are Blue Tag Day. Exactly.

01:12:05.760 --> 01:12:09.180
Sundays are Blue Tag Day. And number two, Medieval

01:12:09.180 --> 01:12:12.260
Times. That would be so cool, like Ren Faire

01:12:12.260 --> 01:12:15.060
slash Medieval Times posted in Soldier Field.

01:12:15.180 --> 01:12:19.149
I would 100 % go to that. Yeah. That would be

01:12:19.149 --> 01:12:21.949
awesome. That'd be so cool. Dudes just charging

01:12:21.949 --> 01:12:25.529
each other, jousting. Right. Having sword fights

01:12:25.529 --> 01:12:29.329
on the field of battle. This is like the massive

01:12:29.329 --> 01:12:33.489
medieval armor. Oh yeah, the medieval armor,

01:12:33.770 --> 01:12:37.109
those like big axes that weigh like 200 pounds,

01:12:37.609 --> 01:12:40.229
flamethrowers, all of it. Of course, the medieval

01:12:40.229 --> 01:12:42.369
flamethrower. The medieval flamethrower. Common

01:12:42.369 --> 01:12:44.449
misconception, flamethrowers were actually used

01:12:44.449 --> 01:12:47.189
by medieval knights. They were, they were. They

01:12:47.189 --> 01:12:51.750
hooked it up to their rear. Hey, I'm just saying.

01:12:52.729 --> 01:12:55.489
Alright, that was my number two. So, we're to

01:12:55.489 --> 01:12:58.850
our number one. Yes. Numero uno, best thing.

01:12:59.130 --> 01:13:04.970
to do with Soldier Field. Convert it into a racetrack.

01:13:05.350 --> 01:13:08.550
You could do horse racing. You could do NASCAR

01:13:08.550 --> 01:13:10.869
racing. I mean, they already do like the NASCAR

01:13:10.869 --> 01:13:13.829
street races in Chicago. Sure. People seem to

01:13:13.829 --> 01:13:16.590
love it. Yeah. But why are we like shutting down

01:13:16.590 --> 01:13:18.949
roads and like crimping off traffic just for

01:13:18.949 --> 01:13:23.220
your silly little turn left game? Yes. Just turn

01:13:23.220 --> 01:13:25.460
Soldier Field into that so we can have our roads

01:13:25.460 --> 01:13:28.079
back. That would be awesome. You know, I'm not

01:13:28.079 --> 01:13:30.199
a NASCAR guy. I know people enjoy racing out

01:13:30.199 --> 01:13:32.920
there. And you know what? More for you. You enjoy

01:13:32.920 --> 01:13:36.640
it. But yeah, just turn Soldier Field into that.

01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:40.359
All right. Now follow me here. Yeah. So we're

01:13:40.359 --> 01:13:43.420
talking about racing, right? And I believe it's

01:13:43.420 --> 01:13:47.140
Australia, maybe New Zealand. They race Ostrich.

01:13:47.920 --> 01:13:51.340
Ostrich or Emus? I think they race ostrich. Okay.

01:13:51.800 --> 01:13:53.680
You know, that sounds familiar, ostrich racing.

01:13:53.960 --> 01:13:55.840
Yes. We may have covered it in the other, the

01:13:55.840 --> 01:13:58.180
other sports. I think we may have. Years ago.

01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:01.079
And I think, I think it would be, I think it

01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:04.619
would be. Go ahead. I think it would be great.

01:14:05.819 --> 01:14:10.960
Yeah. But the jockeys have to be, um, God, what

01:14:10.960 --> 01:14:14.319
do we call them now? Little people? I don't even

01:14:14.319 --> 01:14:17.760
know what the proper term is. No. Because in

01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:20.140
professional wrestling, it's called midget wrestling.

01:14:20.340 --> 01:14:22.119
It has been forever. It's still called that today.

01:14:22.479 --> 01:14:27.560
Is the medical terminology dwarfism? Sure. I

01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:30.520
think so. Yeah. But is that proper, or is that

01:14:30.520 --> 01:14:33.100
like a medical term? It's a medical term, but

01:14:33.100 --> 01:14:35.300
it's like, hey, dwarfism. I feel you, buddy.

01:14:35.680 --> 01:14:38.060
I mean, you might not like it. Right, because

01:14:38.060 --> 01:14:40.079
the medical term for cancer is cancer, but you

01:14:40.079 --> 01:14:41.579
wouldn't walk up to someone with cancer and,

01:14:41.699 --> 01:14:43.439
what's up? Hey, what's up, cancer boy? What up,

01:14:43.479 --> 01:14:47.479
cancer? Yo, what up? Those cells killing you,

01:14:47.659 --> 01:14:50.300
yeah, dog. Yeah, that's probably not good. That's

01:14:50.300 --> 01:14:52.380
probably not good at all. Where are my cancer

01:14:52.380 --> 01:14:56.720
fans at? Oh, God, that's terrible. Sorry. Oh,

01:14:56.720 --> 01:15:01.159
that's terrible. Pancreatic. Oh, my God, just

01:15:01.159 --> 01:15:04.819
terrible. Just terrible. You can't claim that

01:15:04.819 --> 01:15:08.420
when you continued the bit. I know, I know. So

01:15:08.420 --> 01:15:10.079
yeah, I don't know. I don't know what they're

01:15:10.079 --> 01:15:12.739
called, but they're gonna be riding on the ostrich.

01:15:13.260 --> 01:15:16.699
You couldn't have my big ass sit on an ostrich.

01:15:16.720 --> 01:15:19.560
I would harm it. Yeah. You know, so this is for

01:15:19.560 --> 01:15:22.619
animal safety. Yes. And also the safety of the

01:15:22.619 --> 01:15:26.800
ostrich. Correct. That's fair. Yeah. I like it.

01:15:26.840 --> 01:15:31.239
Rules already. You didn't catch the really offensive

01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:33.819
thing I just implied, but... I just skipped right

01:15:33.819 --> 01:15:37.359
over it. Oh, okay. I apologize. Immediately.

01:15:38.159 --> 01:15:41.439
I just skipped right over that. I'm sorry. The

01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:45.199
bit got too far. That's the idea when things

01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:47.920
like that happen is just to skirt right past

01:15:47.920 --> 01:15:51.939
it. Just like it never existed, even if it does.

01:15:51.979 --> 01:15:56.680
Oh, yeah. I don't care. Number one. My number

01:15:56.680 --> 01:16:01.039
one. a Spirit Halloween store. That would be

01:16:01.039 --> 01:16:04.579
so cool. I would love to go there. Could you

01:16:04.579 --> 01:16:07.699
imagine like a 1 million square foot Spirit Halloween

01:16:07.699 --> 01:16:10.020
store? I'd spend all afternoon there. Oh, yeah.

01:16:10.619 --> 01:16:12.260
You know, just like underneath when you first

01:16:12.260 --> 01:16:14.479
walk into the stadium, just have a couple of

01:16:14.479 --> 01:16:17.020
food vendors open. It's going to be fall. So,

01:16:17.020 --> 01:16:19.859
you know, just have those brats cooking and all

01:16:19.859 --> 01:16:22.420
that kind of good stuff. And then just Oktoberfest

01:16:22.420 --> 01:16:24.439
brewski. A little Oktoberfest brewski. And they

01:16:24.439 --> 01:16:27.869
go in there and just just Yards and yards and

01:16:27.869 --> 01:16:30.029
yards and yards of Halloween stuff. A hundred

01:16:30.029 --> 01:16:33.930
minimum. Yeah. That would be so cool. That would

01:16:33.930 --> 01:16:37.229
be so cool. You know what's great? Like, it doesn't

01:16:37.229 --> 01:16:40.529
hit you until like January 10th. Right. When

01:16:40.529 --> 01:16:42.590
you really start to feel it and you're like,

01:16:42.710 --> 01:16:45.670
man, I miss Spirit Halloween. I know. We need

01:16:45.670 --> 01:16:48.989
a year -round soldier field -sized Spirit Halloween.

01:16:49.090 --> 01:16:52.620
Yes, we do. Yep. Keep it in mind, Chicago. Just

01:16:52.620 --> 01:16:55.140
throwing it out there. Yeah. It's big brain.

01:16:55.199 --> 01:16:57.500
Let it resonate with the people. Yeah. You know.

01:16:57.880 --> 01:17:00.239
Oh, yeah. You plant the seed. Maybe it grows.

01:17:00.899 --> 01:17:02.739
Yeah, sometimes that happens. That's what I'm

01:17:02.739 --> 01:17:10.220
saying. And sometimes it rains. There we go.

01:17:11.479 --> 01:17:17.329
All right. Well, if you have a better idea. Please

01:17:17.329 --> 01:17:20.649
as if a better idea than that could exist right

01:17:20.649 --> 01:17:24.869
submit it to us We'd love to take a look at it

01:17:24.869 --> 01:17:29.090
Mark Mo show Maloney media on insta And then

01:17:29.090 --> 01:17:32.210
mark Maloney aid Maloney. Maybe they do both

01:17:32.210 --> 01:17:36.270
Maybe they reno all the stands to make it like

01:17:36.270 --> 01:17:38.890
this wraparound storefront of spirit Halloween

01:17:38.890 --> 01:17:41.970
And then people can just peek down at live ostrich

01:17:41.970 --> 01:17:46.920
racing on the racetrack I like it Huh? You can

01:17:46.920 --> 01:17:49.880
do both. We've got the square footage, I think.

01:17:50.039 --> 01:17:52.239
I think so. Yeah. I think so. I think we need

01:17:52.239 --> 01:17:56.119
to make it happen. We're now going down the Reddit

01:17:56.119 --> 01:17:59.359
rabbit hole. And Aidan finds all kinds of interesting

01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:02.979
facts as he goes down that said hole. So Aidan,

01:18:03.020 --> 01:18:05.199
what did you find in the hole? I found maybe

01:18:05.199 --> 01:18:08.239
one of the cooler little graphs I've seen in

01:18:08.239 --> 01:18:14.199
a while. Someone took a bunch of different criteria.

01:18:14.520 --> 01:18:20.619
and plugged it into the zombie apocalypse survivability

01:18:20.619 --> 01:18:24.520
map of the United States. Here's the criteria

01:18:24.520 --> 01:18:28.880
is like food production capacity, water security,

01:18:29.319 --> 01:18:32.760
climate survivability, and then threat exposure

01:18:32.760 --> 01:18:36.819
like population density. If shit starts breaking

01:18:36.819 --> 01:18:38.880
out, how close are you to that city center? Oh,

01:18:38.880 --> 01:18:42.779
sure. And with all that criteria, we have survivability

01:18:42.779 --> 01:18:45.880
scores. from zero to one, whether you do or don't

01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:51.140
survive, where the worst places get 0 .0 to 0

01:18:51.140 --> 01:18:57.300
.1. And the scales go up to about 0 .65. So should

01:18:57.300 --> 01:19:00.739
a zombie apocalypse happen, there's really no

01:19:00.739 --> 01:19:05.279
100 % safe spot, which makes sense. I mean, it's

01:19:05.279 --> 01:19:08.699
killer zombies. But you see all of the areas.

01:19:08.699 --> 01:19:11.239
In Chicago, we're cooked. Chicago, we're cooked.

01:19:11.380 --> 01:19:13.630
Northwest Indiana, we're cooked. You know, we

01:19:13.630 --> 01:19:16.750
don't, in the Chicagoland area, we don't necessarily

01:19:16.750 --> 01:19:21.029
grow a lot of food, right? It's very urban, high

01:19:21.029 --> 01:19:24.510
population density, so we'd be done. We are in

01:19:24.510 --> 01:19:30.470
the 0 .01 % chance to live. Oh, God. Yeah, so

01:19:30.470 --> 01:19:33.189
we might be cooked. Milwaukee's rough, Minneapolis

01:19:33.189 --> 01:19:36.550
is rough, Kansas City is cooked. Denver and its

01:19:36.550 --> 01:19:39.750
surrounding areas are rough because what are

01:19:39.750 --> 01:19:42.210
you gonna grow in the mountains, right? Yeah.

01:19:42.460 --> 01:19:43.859
There's nothing you can grow on the mountains.

01:19:44.279 --> 01:19:47.100
No, no, there's not. And then so much like the

01:19:47.100 --> 01:19:49.539
- Pine trees. Yeah, pine trees, right. Oh cool,

01:19:49.619 --> 01:19:51.560
I get to eat my third pine cone for the evening.

01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:54.800
Mmm, delicious. Mmm, quite. And then a lot of

01:19:54.800 --> 01:19:58.460
the deserts in New Mexico, Arizona, California,

01:19:59.140 --> 01:20:02.119
Nevada, that's all red. Yep. It's all red. You

01:20:02.119 --> 01:20:04.500
can't grow things there. That's unfortunate.

01:20:04.800 --> 01:20:08.140
Portland and Seattle, Sea -Tac area, is looking

01:20:08.140 --> 01:20:11.800
rough just due to the population density. But

01:20:11.800 --> 01:20:15.119
there's a lot of green. There's a lot of really

01:20:15.119 --> 01:20:19.399
high survivability in Northern California and

01:20:19.399 --> 01:20:22.300
Oregon and Washington due to the good rainfall.

01:20:23.060 --> 01:20:25.220
Sure. You can plant things out there. Absolutely.

01:20:25.460 --> 01:20:29.460
North Idaho. Billings, Montana doesn't look so

01:20:29.460 --> 01:20:32.970
bad. Not so bad at all not so bad. You know it's

01:20:32.970 --> 01:20:34.970
it's what what's billings a hundred thousand

01:20:34.970 --> 01:20:37.750
people hmm? So it's not super dense like other

01:20:37.750 --> 01:20:40.789
crazy major cities. Yeah, well you can grow things

01:20:40.789 --> 01:20:43.689
in Montana, right? Yep, so I found this very

01:20:43.689 --> 01:20:45.649
fascinating. It's it's gorgeous to look at I'll

01:20:45.649 --> 01:20:48.050
send it to Mark Moe So maybe it makes a part

01:20:48.050 --> 01:20:50.989
of the yeah the promo collage the collage yeah

01:20:50.989 --> 01:20:54.430
Yeah, who Houston Fort Worth Dallas Austin San

01:20:54.430 --> 01:20:57.810
Antonio. You're all cooked a lot of Florida's

01:20:57.810 --> 01:21:01.149
cooked Uh, Panhandle's not so bad. Panhandle

01:21:01.149 --> 01:21:04.109
looks good, survivable. Yeah. And then look at

01:21:04.109 --> 01:21:07.789
the... Look at just the general south. Arkansas,

01:21:08.069 --> 01:21:11.590
Mississippi, North Louisiana, away from, uh,

01:21:11.729 --> 01:21:14.930
New Orleans. It's all fertile land. It's all

01:21:14.930 --> 01:21:18.710
rural. So your survivability is massive out that

01:21:18.710 --> 01:21:21.449
way. Oh yeah. And then you've got the whole...

01:21:21.449 --> 01:21:24.270
Uh, just... Boston, New York, Philly, Baltimore,

01:21:24.550 --> 01:21:27.609
Washington, D .C. Just cooked. You're done. You're

01:21:27.609 --> 01:21:29.789
done. Granted, we're cooked in Chicago, but you

01:21:29.789 --> 01:21:32.510
guys are double cooked. Looks like Maine is maybe

01:21:32.510 --> 01:21:36.329
the best place. As a state, Maine has the highest

01:21:36.329 --> 01:21:38.989
survivability. Maine does, yeah. Yeah. So I just

01:21:38.989 --> 01:21:42.270
found that super cool. I'm like, that is a logical

01:21:42.270 --> 01:21:46.510
probability map, and it's kind of cool to plot

01:21:46.510 --> 01:21:49.529
it on the continental United States. I like it.

01:21:49.590 --> 01:21:51.609
Yeah. It's pretty cool. I thought that was super

01:21:51.609 --> 01:21:54.729
interesting. Yeah. Well, Aidan with his zombie

01:21:54.729 --> 01:21:57.609
map. And that takes us to our final segment before

01:21:57.609 --> 01:22:00.470
our final break, and that is while you were sleeping.

01:22:00.609 --> 01:22:03.930
So while we were sleeping, Aiden, he goes on

01:22:03.930 --> 01:22:07.670
an adventure. Could go many places. And he has.

01:22:08.130 --> 01:22:11.850
I mean, living room, dining room, kitchen, backyard.

01:22:11.869 --> 01:22:13.649
Which are two in the same? One in the same? One

01:22:13.649 --> 01:22:16.569
in the same. Almost, but different. The backyard

01:22:16.569 --> 01:22:19.789
is the living room, is the kitchen. Yep. I live

01:22:19.789 --> 01:22:23.979
outside. That's fair. He does. My brain hurts.

01:22:24.720 --> 01:22:27.899
So yeah, while you were sleeping, it can be YouTubers,

01:22:28.159 --> 01:22:30.100
it could be a movie, it could be a book, it could

01:22:30.100 --> 01:22:33.180
be music, it could be anything that we kind of,

01:22:33.180 --> 01:22:35.720
you know, missed while we were sleeping. Yeah,

01:22:35.840 --> 01:22:39.100
exactly. So what did we miss? Got a YouTube channel

01:22:39.100 --> 01:22:42.479
I think more people should know about. It's called

01:22:42.479 --> 01:22:46.800
Minute Physics. Hmm, okay. It's this animator

01:22:46.800 --> 01:22:50.300
guy who's also like a science teacher, magnate,

01:22:50.560 --> 01:22:56.640
if you will, taking super complex problems or

01:22:56.640 --> 01:23:00.920
inquiries into easy to understand and easy to

01:23:00.920 --> 01:23:03.979
follow little animation short videos. Most of

01:23:03.979 --> 01:23:06.619
these videos are below 10 minutes, bite -sized

01:23:06.619 --> 01:23:08.939
pieces of content, throw it on while you're having

01:23:08.939 --> 01:23:11.859
lunch or whatever. And you know me, I love science

01:23:11.859 --> 01:23:16.319
and I love these huge complex problems kind of

01:23:16.319 --> 01:23:19.619
explained in a way where it's like, oh, I totally

01:23:19.619 --> 01:23:21.970
get it. Like, it makes full sense. Oh yeah, for

01:23:21.970 --> 01:23:23.970
sure. If you just flip some terms around and

01:23:23.970 --> 01:23:26.250
it's, oh yeah, it's clear now. So some of the

01:23:26.250 --> 01:23:30.109
recent videos on this minute physics are why

01:23:30.109 --> 01:23:34.149
some rainbows turn white. Common moon mistakes

01:23:34.149 --> 01:23:37.369
in, like, cartoons and things when you see this

01:23:37.369 --> 01:23:39.909
huge crescent moon. Oh, right. No, that ain't

01:23:39.909 --> 01:23:44.029
it. That's not how that works. They explore the

01:23:44.029 --> 01:23:47.390
topic of why wind turbines have three blades.

01:23:47.829 --> 01:23:50.670
Ooh. That was kind of a fun one to watch. The

01:23:50.670 --> 01:23:56.369
physics of super cooling. White balance. If you're

01:23:56.369 --> 01:23:59.609
familiar with recording video, white balance

01:23:59.609 --> 01:24:01.949
is broken, they claim. And after watching the

01:24:01.949 --> 01:24:04.710
video, I do agree. And then some of their most

01:24:04.710 --> 01:24:07.590
popular videos of all time. Is it better to walk

01:24:07.590 --> 01:24:11.550
or run in the rain? Which I believe the Mythbusters

01:24:11.550 --> 01:24:14.729
covered once before. So this person covers it

01:24:14.729 --> 01:24:18.060
as well. Immovable object versus unstoppable

01:24:18.060 --> 01:24:21.659
force which one actually wins. Oh They cover

01:24:21.659 --> 01:24:24.800
what happens if you pass a portal through itself

01:24:24.800 --> 01:24:27.960
Oh God, if you remember the portal games from

01:24:27.960 --> 01:24:32.199
the old 360 I do What if the earth were hollow?

01:24:32.840 --> 01:24:36.300
And time travel in fiction or rundown like the

01:24:36.300 --> 01:24:38.960
different time travel in like Groundhog's Day

01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:41.399
back to the future Harry Potter things like that.

01:24:41.399 --> 01:24:44.989
Yep So very, very cool bite -sized pieces of

01:24:44.989 --> 01:24:48.189
content that I really, really enjoy. MinutePhysics.

01:24:48.310 --> 01:24:49.890
While you were sleeping, don't sleep on them.

01:24:50.229 --> 01:24:54.930
Don't sleep on MinutePhysics. We are in the homestretch,

01:24:55.109 --> 01:24:59.649
ladies and gentlemen, and we've got a beer that

01:24:59.649 --> 01:25:02.670
we're trying. Tis the season. And you'll find

01:25:02.670 --> 01:25:06.170
that out in a minute what I mean by that. And

01:25:06.170 --> 01:25:10.680
after that, we finish things out with... The

01:25:10.680 --> 01:25:18.840
world of weird news coming up. All right, we

01:25:18.840 --> 01:25:20.619
are back for the homestretch here on the Mark

01:25:20.619 --> 01:25:23.659
Mo Show. Host Mark Maloney along with Aidan Maloney

01:25:23.659 --> 01:25:28.420
and it is time for our beer review. And you know,

01:25:28.500 --> 01:25:31.760
I do have to tell you that this one is definitely

01:25:31.760 --> 01:25:33.840
for the holidays that are coming up. So why don't

01:25:33.840 --> 01:25:36.699
you tell the fine folks? The high holidays. Yes,

01:25:36.819 --> 01:25:39.359
the high holidays are upon us. So tell us exactly

01:25:39.359 --> 01:25:43.100
what we're going to be drinking today. St. Fatty's

01:25:43.100 --> 01:25:48.619
Irish Red Ale. Yummy. My man. By the way, it

01:25:48.619 --> 01:25:51.300
is an excellent looking can. Very cool. Very

01:25:51.300 --> 01:25:55.800
Irish, Celtic. May your glass always be full,

01:25:55.899 --> 01:25:59.180
it says. That's nice. And it does instruct us.

01:25:59.180 --> 01:26:01.800
It does say, handcrafted, unfiltered, pour slowly.

01:26:01.880 --> 01:26:03.579
So we have poured it out of the can. We did.

01:26:03.579 --> 01:26:08.039
Into our official Mark Mo show beer glasses,

01:26:08.260 --> 01:26:11.640
beer steins, if you will, beer mugs. This comes

01:26:11.640 --> 01:26:14.300
from, if you're wondering about St. Fatty's,

01:26:14.420 --> 01:26:18.359
it's not a commentary on obesity. It comes from

01:26:18.359 --> 01:26:21.079
Fathead's Brewery. Yes. So, St. Patty's, St.

01:26:21.220 --> 01:26:23.880
Fatty's, haha, very cool, it's clever. Fathead's

01:26:23.880 --> 01:26:26.600
Brewery is a regional brewery out of Middleburg

01:26:26.600 --> 01:26:30.159
Heights, Ohio, right here in the Midwest U .S.

01:26:30.239 --> 01:26:34.850
of A. Their guide, as they claim, Our St. Fatty's

01:26:34.850 --> 01:26:37.590
Classic Irish Style Red Ale is a delightful addition

01:26:37.590 --> 01:26:40.829
to our seasonal release series. It has a medium

01:26:40.829 --> 01:26:43.609
body and strong malt backbone with flavors of

01:26:43.609 --> 01:26:46.850
caramel toffee and a lightly toasted, roasted

01:26:46.850 --> 01:26:51.170
malt. Put a little character in your glass sluncha.

01:26:51.569 --> 01:26:56.560
Hey man, do you know? As a state in the United

01:26:56.560 --> 01:27:00.199
States, this round down both ends, and it's high

01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:05.699
in the middle. S -O -Hi -O. You're welcome. Wow.

01:27:07.420 --> 01:27:11.420
The live input from Stoner Stanley. Thank you,

01:27:11.460 --> 01:27:14.939
Stan. Stoner's got jokes for days. Now back to

01:27:14.939 --> 01:27:18.939
you in the studio. Now back in you, Momo. Here

01:27:18.939 --> 01:27:24.979
you go. So it is an Irish red ale. 4 .8 % ABV,

01:27:25.020 --> 01:27:27.880
so it's approximately what you'd expect from

01:27:27.880 --> 01:27:31.079
your lighter ales and lagers. Yes. 23 on the

01:27:31.079 --> 01:27:33.420
international bidders unit. And we will give

01:27:33.420 --> 01:27:35.920
you our tasting notes rated on a scale from zero

01:27:35.920 --> 01:27:38.840
to five using the untapped app on our cell phones.

01:27:38.880 --> 01:27:40.800
Not sponsored, but it's free, so we do recommend

01:27:40.800 --> 01:27:44.340
it. Yeah. And we'll let you know how it is. And

01:27:44.340 --> 01:27:49.680
a slantcha to everyone out there. Slantcha. Oh,

01:27:49.680 --> 01:27:53.560
that's delightful. That is quite wonderful. Super

01:27:53.560 --> 01:27:56.880
smooth. I do like a red ale. I really yes. Yeah

01:27:56.880 --> 01:27:59.680
Killian's red is good, but that's that's of course

01:27:59.680 --> 01:28:04.899
a Macro breweries. This is so smooth a little

01:28:04.899 --> 01:28:07.680
They were right the roasty toasty notes at the

01:28:07.680 --> 01:28:11.359
end for sure. Yep. Boy. That's fantastic There's

01:28:11.359 --> 01:28:14.319
some note in there. It's almost like a like a

01:28:14.319 --> 01:28:17.079
multi. Yeah multi I'm getting like some kind

01:28:17.079 --> 01:28:20.739
of toasted rice note at the end Maybe a little

01:28:20.739 --> 01:28:23.590
bit a little caramel in there Yeah, that I'm

01:28:23.590 --> 01:28:27.829
getting. Yeah. That was good. Top of the mornin'

01:28:27.970 --> 01:28:33.029
to ya! Enjoy a little St. Fatty's. St. Fatty's,

01:28:33.130 --> 01:28:34.789
Fethead Brewery. You guys kind of knocked it

01:28:34.789 --> 01:28:36.550
out the park with this one. Well done, guys.

01:28:36.949 --> 01:28:40.689
Well done. That is very, very tasty. And it's

01:28:40.689 --> 01:28:46.149
not... It is very, to me, specifically caramely

01:28:46.149 --> 01:28:49.619
slash... butterscotch sweetness, because sometimes

01:28:49.619 --> 01:28:53.000
when you get the multi -sweetness, it's molasses

01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:55.560
-y. I am not getting molasses. It's definitely

01:28:55.560 --> 01:28:58.399
caramely butterscotch -y type sweetness to it.

01:28:58.420 --> 01:29:01.460
Not that it's sweet, but that is the sweetness

01:29:01.460 --> 01:29:04.319
I am tasting. But yeah, that kind of toasted

01:29:04.319 --> 01:29:08.180
rice, caramely butterscotch, red ale flavor,

01:29:08.420 --> 01:29:10.619
that's the notes I'm getting. I quite like it.

01:29:10.800 --> 01:29:14.739
Very, very smooth. That was good stuff. That's

01:29:14.739 --> 01:29:19.340
really good. That, uh, that makes me happy. St.

01:29:19.699 --> 01:29:23.460
Fatty's red ale. So make sure when you're having

01:29:23.460 --> 01:29:27.319
your beer that you get some tatoes to go with

01:29:27.319 --> 01:29:31.600
it. Get some tatoes. This has been a delight.

01:29:32.039 --> 01:29:34.460
Oh, that makes me happy. Thank you, St. Fatty.

01:29:34.800 --> 01:29:39.840
Thank you, St. Fatty. My fatty daddy. Had to

01:29:39.840 --> 01:29:42.699
do it if you I had to do it you walk into a pub

01:29:42.699 --> 01:29:46.539
on the 17th of March And you say where's my fatty

01:29:46.539 --> 01:29:49.920
daddy's? I think they either kick you out or

01:29:49.920 --> 01:29:52.460
they're like We need to get this man a fatty

01:29:52.460 --> 01:29:55.199
daddy right now This guy's going through something.

01:29:55.199 --> 01:29:57.279
That was what he's like. He knows what he's about

01:29:57.279 --> 01:29:59.479
He knows what he's about get this man a fatty

01:29:59.479 --> 01:30:02.460
daddy. Yeah, then no they probably more like

01:30:02.460 --> 01:30:06.359
What game are you playing right now? Well? as

01:30:06.359 --> 01:30:10.220
a matter of fact Playing the daddy dating sim

01:30:10.220 --> 01:30:13.619
yes, dream daddy dream daddy, which is fatty

01:30:13.619 --> 01:30:17.420
daddy's long -lost cousin indeed it is Indeed

01:30:17.420 --> 01:30:22.119
it is I quite like this That makes me happy from

01:30:22.119 --> 01:30:27.239
0 to 5 I'm I'm ranking this 3 .5. This this is

01:30:27.239 --> 01:30:30.600
going in the I very much like category I went

01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:33.840
for Four that's my four hits your elite here.

01:30:34.199 --> 01:30:37.000
It does it does. I have not put many beers in

01:30:37.000 --> 01:30:40.000
the fours. I'm usually I'm easy when it comes

01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:43.079
to alcohol and beer. I really am. Most things

01:30:43.079 --> 01:30:46.199
are going to be in that 3 -2 -5 to 3 -7 -5 range.

01:30:46.720 --> 01:30:49.340
As a matter of fact, on this app, it shows you

01:30:49.340 --> 01:30:52.260
kind of where your rankings are. And so many

01:30:52.260 --> 01:30:54.039
of my rankings are kind of in that ballpark.

01:30:54.739 --> 01:30:56.600
But there's a few in the fours, and there's a

01:30:56.600 --> 01:31:00.060
few below, but not too many. This one is in the

01:31:00.060 --> 01:31:02.739
fours, so it's kind of rare air for me. I think

01:31:02.739 --> 01:31:05.319
I only have three or four beers up there. And

01:31:05.319 --> 01:31:08.239
I do look at... Don't take this... the wrong

01:31:08.239 --> 01:31:11.119
way. The 3 .5 for me is a good score. It's a

01:31:11.119 --> 01:31:14.520
good score. I tend to be critical. Coming from

01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:18.119
the stout guy. Yeah, stouts and IPAs and boarders

01:31:18.119 --> 01:31:21.079
and Belgians are more my style, but a red ale

01:31:21.079 --> 01:31:23.659
I do enjoy. I do too. And this is this is one

01:31:23.659 --> 01:31:25.939
I enjoy too. And one of the other cool things

01:31:25.939 --> 01:31:29.819
on the Untapped app is it shows you the conglomerate

01:31:29.819 --> 01:31:33.500
score of everyone who has checked in. So this

01:31:33.500 --> 01:31:38.350
St. Fatty's Irish red style ale has 7 .4 thousand

01:31:38.350 --> 01:31:41.170
check -ins, and the average score from everyone

01:31:41.170 --> 01:31:45.909
who has tried it is a 3 .65. Wow. So you average

01:31:45.909 --> 01:31:49.710
our scores, 4 and a 3 .5 is 3 .75. We're right

01:31:49.710 --> 01:31:51.909
there. We're right on. We're right there. We're

01:31:51.909 --> 01:31:54.430
right on the score. We agree with the populace

01:31:54.430 --> 01:31:57.550
on the fantastic enjoyment this beer is giving

01:31:57.550 --> 01:32:01.310
us. We do. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, that was

01:32:01.310 --> 01:32:03.670
excellent. And I like the color, too. The color

01:32:03.670 --> 01:32:05.680
is really good. Oh yeah. Because we're drinking

01:32:05.680 --> 01:32:08.840
out these beautiful glass beer mugs that I got

01:32:08.840 --> 01:32:14.119
for free. Yet very red. Brownish red. Brownish

01:32:14.119 --> 01:32:16.979
red. Slight golden hue, but it is definitely

01:32:16.979 --> 01:32:22.119
red. Fantastic. Good stuff. Damn right. Way to

01:32:22.119 --> 01:32:26.180
go fatties. Fatty daddies. Fatty daddies. Oh

01:32:26.180 --> 01:32:31.840
yeah, that was good stuff. Happy happy. Absolutely.

01:32:32.119 --> 01:32:35.140
That woke me up. Yeah, we're we're running into

01:32:35.140 --> 01:32:38.100
a little trouble off camera. Yeah, I'm not gonna

01:32:38.100 --> 01:32:42.319
lie. I was having a little snooze You think you

01:32:42.319 --> 01:32:45.300
joked about having a nap after segment one and

01:32:45.300 --> 01:32:48.699
then here you were We did get more close and

01:32:48.699 --> 01:32:51.600
caffeine though. We did we did and we do and

01:32:51.600 --> 01:32:55.840
Yeah, you know I might be middle -aged But part

01:32:55.840 --> 01:32:59.020
of me still thinks I can go and I can Don't get

01:32:59.020 --> 01:33:01.680
me wrong. I'm a gamer. Go the distance. I can

01:33:01.680 --> 01:33:04.060
go the distance. I can close the bar. I can still

01:33:04.060 --> 01:33:06.899
do that sort of stuff. I can get digits. I like

01:33:06.899 --> 01:33:10.020
all that stuff. Like I can do all that. And I

01:33:10.020 --> 01:33:14.439
do. But if I don't get enough sleep, then you

01:33:14.439 --> 01:33:17.460
get what we have here today, which is failure

01:33:17.460 --> 01:33:24.479
to communicate. No, it really is. So yeah, so

01:33:24.479 --> 01:33:27.619
I slept from three to six. Was up early cuz I

01:33:27.619 --> 01:33:29.439
was gonna do some stuff and I thought no I'm

01:33:29.439 --> 01:33:31.739
not gonna do some stuff and I just kind of laid

01:33:31.739 --> 01:33:33.960
around But then you're kind of up kind of that

01:33:33.960 --> 01:33:35.899
half awake half asleep And you're really not

01:33:35.899 --> 01:33:38.500
sleeping and then kind of eight eight thirty

01:33:38.500 --> 01:33:40.779
I kind of get up and then I was meeting a friend

01:33:40.779 --> 01:33:43.319
We were doing some stuff in the morning But yeah,

01:33:43.399 --> 01:33:46.180
so like really only three hours and it's not

01:33:46.180 --> 01:33:48.359
that I drank a lot I didn't I think I had two

01:33:48.359 --> 01:33:51.699
beers or three no I three So it's not like I

01:33:51.699 --> 01:33:53.659
was like pounding the beers or anything like

01:33:53.659 --> 01:33:56.039
that, and it's more of a hangover sure You guys

01:33:56.039 --> 01:33:57.819
will know when I have a hangover, if you've listened

01:33:57.819 --> 01:34:00.439
to me in the past. It's some of our best radio,

01:34:00.600 --> 01:34:03.220
to be completely honest. Because I'm just so

01:34:03.220 --> 01:34:06.619
broken down. Unfiltered, raw, and it's just like,

01:34:06.800 --> 01:34:10.220
fuck! We gotta make this a good show. But then,

01:34:10.220 --> 01:34:13.840
like, it just naturally happens. Like, when you're

01:34:13.840 --> 01:34:17.319
the most compromised or vulnerable is perchance,

01:34:17.460 --> 01:34:20.960
per se, when the best content occurs. It does.

01:34:21.159 --> 01:34:23.800
You're just, you're looser. You're kind of that

01:34:23.800 --> 01:34:27.920
DGAF kind of attitude. Almost like semi -lucid.

01:34:28.100 --> 01:34:30.159
So you're just like stream of consciousness.

01:34:30.180 --> 01:34:34.340
Right. Consciousness type speech. Yes. And I

01:34:34.340 --> 01:34:36.659
feel like it's just you don't overthink jack

01:34:36.659 --> 01:34:38.640
shit because you don't care. Right. You're almost

01:34:38.640 --> 01:34:41.020
in that flow state. And then you finish the show

01:34:41.020 --> 01:34:42.819
and you kind of just laugh and go, wow, that

01:34:42.819 --> 01:34:45.560
was actually really good. That was like the back

01:34:45.560 --> 01:34:48.140
when we were on air and we had the two hour spot

01:34:48.140 --> 01:34:51.880
for the Mark Mo show. Yep. And then it was it

01:34:51.880 --> 01:34:54.609
feels like 20 minutes have passed, but no, you're

01:34:54.609 --> 01:34:56.649
up on the clock. You're at two hours and one

01:34:56.649 --> 01:34:58.789
minute. It's like, fuck, we gotta wrap. We gotta

01:34:58.789 --> 01:35:00.329
wrap. We gotta wrap. It's like, well, I thought

01:35:00.329 --> 01:35:02.850
we just started. Yeah, because you're just going

01:35:02.850 --> 01:35:05.109
and you're like... Flow state. Wow, man, that

01:35:05.109 --> 01:35:06.869
was so great. And then we get a beer and we get

01:35:06.869 --> 01:35:08.689
some food, and then I go to bed. That's pretty

01:35:08.689 --> 01:35:11.350
much how it worked. Yeah, that afternoon nap

01:35:11.350 --> 01:35:14.590
is how you can go the distance. It's key. It's

01:35:14.590 --> 01:35:17.069
key, and I kind of... I'm boomer schedule, so

01:35:17.069 --> 01:35:19.970
I'm out of the bar scene, essentially. You kind

01:35:19.970 --> 01:35:23.010
of are. You really are, unless we, on occasion,

01:35:23.210 --> 01:35:25.649
go out on a Saturday or something, because then

01:35:25.649 --> 01:35:30.609
he can recover on Sunday. At any rate, uh, yeah,

01:35:30.710 --> 01:35:32.869
like, the funny thing is, like, when I started

01:35:32.869 --> 01:35:35.670
nodding here just a little bit ago, as we're

01:35:35.670 --> 01:35:39.329
producing this episode, it was more or less like

01:35:39.329 --> 01:35:41.229
my nap time. And I didn't even think about it

01:35:41.229 --> 01:35:42.890
until I looked at the clock. I'm like, yep, right

01:35:42.890 --> 01:35:44.550
about now is when I crash out for, like, an hour.

01:35:44.630 --> 01:35:46.770
Yeah, because we got a late start today. Yep.

01:35:47.170 --> 01:35:50.010
Yep, definitely. So, uh, ha, that was funny.

01:35:50.329 --> 01:35:52.069
That's good times. Interesting. Like, your body

01:35:52.069 --> 01:35:54.949
knows. Totally your body knows and then your

01:35:54.949 --> 01:35:56.649
brain is just like but we're doing this thing

01:35:56.649 --> 01:35:59.989
like come on, man Well, well body let me tell

01:35:59.989 --> 01:36:01.850
you something when we start working again here

01:36:01.850 --> 01:36:04.670
real soon Yeah, we're gonna have to make some

01:36:04.670 --> 01:36:07.689
adjustments fix the old schedule Yeah, the the

01:36:07.689 --> 01:36:10.390
old naps gonna come at about 530 at night, right?

01:36:11.090 --> 01:36:13.010
You know, that's that's just the way it's gonna

01:36:13.010 --> 01:36:16.789
work. But at any rate We're gonna finish up here

01:36:16.789 --> 01:36:20.890
with the world of weird news. I'm sorry the what?

01:36:21.159 --> 01:36:24.079
I'm sorry, that was wrong. I didn't even know

01:36:24.079 --> 01:36:26.800
what the segment you were talking about was for

01:36:26.800 --> 01:36:29.979
a second there. It was incorrect. Are you okay?

01:36:30.260 --> 01:36:33.539
You feeling alright? You hanging in there? Should

01:36:33.539 --> 01:36:37.060
we just take two? Should we just cut this episode

01:36:37.060 --> 01:36:39.880
out and start anew? Yeah, let's not do that in

01:36:39.880 --> 01:36:41.960
a couple minutes. Yeah, let's not do that either.

01:36:42.100 --> 01:36:45.199
That's that's like Yeah, are you okay? That is

01:36:45.199 --> 01:36:47.659
not the right question to ask me hanging in there.

01:36:48.319 --> 01:36:51.000
Yeah, I've never heard that tone before back

01:36:51.000 --> 01:36:55.319
in 1993 Yeah, let's see back in my day back in

01:36:55.319 --> 01:36:59.520
my day back in 1987 Let's not go there. Yeah.

01:36:59.680 --> 01:37:02.340
Yeah, let's not ask if I'm okay because we're

01:37:02.340 --> 01:37:04.779
most of us aren't these days shows show fair

01:37:06.039 --> 01:37:09.399
But now we're under the world of weird news.

01:37:09.640 --> 01:37:11.640
There we go. Now I know what we're doing. Now

01:37:11.640 --> 01:37:13.760
everything feels better. It feels clearer. It

01:37:13.760 --> 01:37:19.659
just feels clean. So mine comes from the southern

01:37:19.659 --> 01:37:22.819
state, North Carolina. Maybe we're bright. That's

01:37:22.819 --> 01:37:26.180
southern? It has north in the name. Yeah, but

01:37:26.180 --> 01:37:30.380
it's like north. It's south of DC. It's north

01:37:30.380 --> 01:37:32.899
-south. So it's like... We're south, but we're

01:37:32.899 --> 01:37:35.000
north. Yeah. They don't know what the fuck they're

01:37:35.000 --> 01:37:38.340
doing. Anyway, city officials in Gastonia, North

01:37:38.340 --> 01:37:41.439
Carolina, got involved after a video surfaced

01:37:41.439 --> 01:37:44.800
of someone getting a tattoo in a Wendy's dining

01:37:44.800 --> 01:37:50.220
room in the city. WBTV reported. Sir, this is

01:37:50.220 --> 01:37:55.239
a Wendy's. The video was recorded on February

01:37:55.239 --> 01:37:58.260
5th from outside the restaurant and shows a man

01:37:58.260 --> 01:38:01.720
with... With his shirt off and another person

01:38:01.720 --> 01:38:04.760
sitting behind him wearing blue gloves and holding

01:38:04.760 --> 01:38:08.220
a tattoo gun a city official said what's the

01:38:08.220 --> 01:38:10.439
issue? That's what I'm thinking a city official

01:38:10.439 --> 01:38:14.479
said an environmental health team member talked

01:38:14.479 --> 01:38:17.060
to the store manager on February 6th and reminded

01:38:17.060 --> 01:38:20.979
them that the restaurant cannot tattoo without

01:38:20.979 --> 01:38:24.460
a permit. Oh, the red tape comes back to bite

01:38:24.460 --> 01:38:26.479
you. It comes back to bite you. For its part,

01:38:26.619 --> 01:38:30.199
the franchisee said they took immediate disciplinary

01:38:30.199 --> 01:38:35.279
action to address this situation. So just to

01:38:35.279 --> 01:38:38.319
review this, just to review. Everyone boo Wendy's.

01:38:38.619 --> 01:38:43.340
Don't get, oh, and I'll be honest with you folks.

01:38:43.680 --> 01:38:46.340
When it comes to social media, whether they're

01:38:46.340 --> 01:38:49.000
tweeting things out or it's on Insta or Facebook

01:38:49.000 --> 01:38:52.819
or whatever, no one beats Wendy's. Oh, yeah.

01:38:53.300 --> 01:38:57.920
Absolutely no one. Their social media team top

01:38:57.920 --> 01:39:02.380
fricking notch in terms of timeliness of responses,

01:39:02.960 --> 01:39:07.539
in terms of the message. They are killer. Yeah,

01:39:07.560 --> 01:39:09.600
whoever's behind the Wendy's Twitter account.

01:39:10.720 --> 01:39:13.979
Give that person a raise. I'm actually going

01:39:13.979 --> 01:39:15.899
to get onto their page later on, and I'm going

01:39:15.899 --> 01:39:17.739
to see if they've responded to this situation.

01:39:18.520 --> 01:39:21.680
It's a recent story. It is a recent story from

01:39:21.680 --> 01:39:24.260
February 5th and 6th. It kind of sounds right

01:39:24.260 --> 01:39:28.920
up their alley. It really does. You should just

01:39:28.920 --> 01:39:30.960
hit them up and be like, hey, I heard you guys

01:39:30.960 --> 01:39:33.859
were giving out tattoos in Gastonia and sea.

01:39:34.539 --> 01:39:36.840
Are you going to do that? Valparaiso, Indiana

01:39:36.840 --> 01:39:39.420
or anything. Yeah, right exactly cuz like the

01:39:39.420 --> 01:39:41.960
crazy thing though that crossed my mind as you

01:39:41.960 --> 01:39:44.199
were talking about like the health official if

01:39:44.199 --> 01:39:47.880
you're giving a tattoo in a Wendy's Wendy's is

01:39:47.880 --> 01:39:51.039
held to health department standards Yes, which

01:39:51.039 --> 01:39:54.180
then makes that process cleaner than if you're

01:39:54.180 --> 01:39:56.579
doing like a back alley tattoo I would agree

01:39:56.579 --> 01:39:58.840
or in someone's basement. Yeah, I don't see what

01:39:58.840 --> 01:40:02.020
the problem is I don't either a Wendy's is held

01:40:02.020 --> 01:40:05.550
to government standards on health and health

01:40:05.550 --> 01:40:08.550
and food safety exactly if i'm in someone's basement

01:40:08.550 --> 01:40:11.489
that's dirtier than a wendy's right i mean i'm

01:40:11.489 --> 01:40:14.989
going in i'm being like yep i want the baconator

01:40:14.989 --> 01:40:20.510
i would like a fry maybe give me some of those

01:40:20.510 --> 01:40:24.170
chicken nuggets little nugs and uh the hand -sized

01:40:24.170 --> 01:40:27.680
demon angel yeah right exactly I'm down. Your

01:40:27.680 --> 01:40:29.279
food will be ready in 10, and the tattoo will

01:40:29.279 --> 01:40:31.659
be finished in 30 minutes. In 30 minutes. Why

01:40:31.659 --> 01:40:33.920
thank you. Why thank you. Enjoy your day. Yeah.

01:40:34.119 --> 01:40:35.840
Can you imagine if they did drive -through tattoos?

01:40:37.060 --> 01:40:39.020
Just like stick your arm out the window be like

01:40:39.020 --> 01:40:41.359
how about that one there? It's like five cars

01:40:41.359 --> 01:40:43.659
a light guy in the back's like Jesus Christ come

01:40:43.659 --> 01:40:47.000
on! Are you getting a back tattoo? Yeah right.

01:40:47.539 --> 01:40:49.199
It's like he's just there to eat food. It's like

01:40:49.199 --> 01:40:50.819
you don't understand sir. You don't understand.

01:40:51.560 --> 01:40:54.460
The food line is the next one. It's the next

01:40:54.460 --> 01:40:58.119
one. Ah shit. Shucks. Oh man. What do you got

01:40:58.119 --> 01:41:02.779
for your story? I have a Facebook post. Ooh.

01:41:03.039 --> 01:41:07.859
This is from the Richmond, Indiana Police Department.

01:41:08.300 --> 01:41:10.659
Oh, okay. So this is, well, semi -local. These

01:41:10.659 --> 01:41:12.579
are local boys, kinda sorta. It's in the state.

01:41:12.579 --> 01:41:14.300
It's in the state. You know, the Indiana Bears

01:41:14.300 --> 01:41:17.960
are coming here. That's right, baby. The Richmond,

01:41:17.960 --> 01:41:21.640
Indiana Police Department. Quote, you never know

01:41:21.640 --> 01:41:26.720
what the shift is gonna bring. Oh, no. Officers...

01:41:26.720 --> 01:41:33.489
UFAS? I'm sorry, it's U -P -H -A -U -S. Oh. Officers

01:41:33.489 --> 01:41:36.729
Euphius and T. Smith were dispatched to assist

01:41:36.729 --> 01:41:40.710
Animal Control Officer Durbin with a, let's just

01:41:40.710 --> 01:41:44.250
say, non -traditional suspect. A loose pot -bellied

01:41:44.250 --> 01:41:48.189
pig on the run. Oh my guy. Naturally, they tried

01:41:48.189 --> 01:41:51.050
diplomacy first. A granola bar was offered in

01:41:51.050 --> 01:41:54.869
good faith. The pig declined. Now they're not

01:41:54.869 --> 01:41:56.850
talking about a fellow officer. They're talking

01:41:56.850 --> 01:42:00.810
about the pot -bellied pig. Oh, wow. Look at

01:42:00.810 --> 01:42:05.840
that. My nose is bleeding. Officer Santiago arrived

01:42:05.840 --> 01:42:08.600
to help corral our four -legged fugitive, but

01:42:08.600 --> 01:42:10.979
this little guy wasn't going down without a fight.

01:42:11.539 --> 01:42:14.100
Smarter than he looked, and quicker than expected.

01:42:14.859 --> 01:42:19.340
And then, Officer Tyree pulled up. No negotiations,

01:42:19.880 --> 01:42:30.000
no snacks, just straight up hog -rasslin'. And

01:42:30.000 --> 01:42:33.979
just like that, the chase was over. Pig secured,

01:42:34.020 --> 01:42:37.399
safely loaded, on the way, presumably to the

01:42:37.399 --> 01:42:40.560
vets, to get checked out. Moral of the story,

01:42:40.600 --> 01:42:43.859
quote, not all heroes wear capes. Some just know

01:42:43.859 --> 01:42:48.579
how to handle a pig. And they close out with

01:42:48.579 --> 01:42:55.039
hashtag Richmond PD. Oh, no. Oh, no. I just love

01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:59.260
the quote. officer Tyree pulled up. No negotiations,

01:42:59.720 --> 01:43:03.600
no snacks, just straight up hog -rasslin'. Dog

01:43:03.600 --> 01:43:08.739
-rasslin'. I think it's rather amusing. You should

01:43:08.739 --> 01:43:12.880
have almost gone first because I like the connection

01:43:12.880 --> 01:43:16.520
to your pot -belly pig story and me talking about

01:43:16.520 --> 01:43:24.279
eating a bacon. That's true. Oh, that's good

01:43:24.279 --> 01:43:27.359
time. It is a great time. I like it. That's good

01:43:27.359 --> 01:43:30.920
pot -bellied pig. I respect you. I do. And then

01:43:30.920 --> 01:43:33.500
officer Tyree pulled up. Right. You should have

01:43:33.500 --> 01:43:37.039
seen him out there rasslin' the hog. Rasslin'

01:43:37.279 --> 01:43:40.829
the hog. He done told me right away that he got

01:43:40.829 --> 01:43:44.210
himself a couple of ribbons at the 4 -H before.

01:43:44.670 --> 01:43:47.029
I love that they tried to give old boy a granola

01:43:47.029 --> 01:43:49.649
bar, and then Santiago shows up, and he's like,

01:43:49.689 --> 01:43:52.710
I don't know what to do. And then... Santiago.

01:43:54.729 --> 01:43:58.590
Isn't that in a Practical Jokers one bit? Santiago.

01:44:02.250 --> 01:44:05.430
And then looking Tyree's just like, watch out

01:44:05.430 --> 01:44:09.220
boys, I got this one. I got this one. I wrestle

01:44:09.220 --> 01:44:12.300
a pig or two or three in my day. Hall -grasslin'.

01:44:12.300 --> 01:44:15.359
Hall -grasslin'. Somebody ring the bell. I'm

01:44:15.359 --> 01:44:19.380
gonna corral this little dude. The four -legged

01:44:19.380 --> 01:44:23.060
fugitive. The four -legged fugitive. Next on

01:44:23.060 --> 01:44:26.340
TMZ. The news is a little slow in Hollywood today,

01:44:26.340 --> 01:44:31.159
so let's talk about the fugitive pig. Oh, that

01:44:31.159 --> 01:44:34.180
is hilarious. Yeah, that was just the Richmond

01:44:34.180 --> 01:44:36.560
Police Department Facebook post. There's a full

01:44:36.560 --> 01:44:39.069
news article. You can look it up, you just have

01:44:39.069 --> 01:44:42.050
to, it's like Richmond, Indiana pig wrestling

01:44:42.050 --> 01:44:44.829
story. Oh my god. Or like pig rasslin' news.

01:44:44.890 --> 01:44:46.789
Pig rasslin', yeah, oh yeah. And it will only

01:44:46.789 --> 01:44:48.710
be the first story that shows up. That's so good.

01:44:48.850 --> 01:44:51.689
But I found the original. Police Department post

01:44:51.689 --> 01:44:54.069
and I was like I just have to read this one This

01:44:54.069 --> 01:44:57.689
is gold That's so good. So you can't find the

01:44:57.689 --> 01:45:01.050
story. I just thought the The original the OP

01:45:01.050 --> 01:45:04.310
was better. That's great. That's amazing. Well

01:45:04.310 --> 01:45:07.350
that concludes our show this week. I'm mark Maloney.

01:45:07.529 --> 01:45:10.109
That's a Maloney this has been the mark mo show

01:45:10.109 --> 01:45:15.829
season 5 episode 8 and Also, I mean besides like

01:45:15.829 --> 01:45:18.930
subscribe share all that kind of good stuff for

01:45:18.930 --> 01:45:22.520
the mark mo show Make sure you check out Aidan's

01:45:22.520 --> 01:45:26.119
page over at Aidan Spelled the Right Way. It's

01:45:26.119 --> 01:45:27.859
a gaming channel. Aidan plays a lot of really

01:45:27.859 --> 01:45:31.100
cool freaking games, so make sure that you check

01:45:31.100 --> 01:45:34.600
that out because his commentary as he plays is

01:45:34.600 --> 01:45:36.859
freaking hysterical. So you should listen to

01:45:36.859 --> 01:45:40.359
that. And then we do a collab also, and that's

01:45:40.359 --> 01:45:42.960
called A &M Gaming. You can find that on YouTube

01:45:42.960 --> 01:45:46.020
as well. So make sure you hit that up and check

01:45:46.020 --> 01:45:50.310
it out. We are doing Dream Daddy currently. it's

01:45:50.310 --> 01:45:52.890
gonna be our fifth one coming up. And I'm not

01:45:52.890 --> 01:45:54.609
sure how many more we've got. Maybe we'll take

01:45:54.609 --> 01:45:58.210
a break here after this one and do a couple things

01:45:58.210 --> 01:46:00.289
then come back to it. Unless we finish it up,

01:46:00.369 --> 01:46:03.510
we might finish it up. We are treading in waters

01:46:03.510 --> 01:46:06.090
we are not familiar with. Could always do alternating

01:46:06.090 --> 01:46:09.130
series. We could. Week by week. Yeah, we definitely

01:46:09.130 --> 01:46:11.829
could. So it's been a lot of fun. So I hope you

01:46:11.829 --> 01:46:13.590
guys are tuning in. I hope you guys are having

01:46:13.590 --> 01:46:19.430
fun. And I think that is a... about it. Like,

01:46:19.609 --> 01:46:22.109
subscribe, share. I think I said that. Other

01:46:22.109 --> 01:46:26.579
than that... Go out and rassle some pigs. Hog

01:46:26.579 --> 01:46:29.979
-rasslin'. Hog -rasslin'. So make sure you go

01:46:29.979 --> 01:46:34.880
out and you do that, get a back tat, and a baconator.

01:46:35.220 --> 01:46:37.439
Yeah, back tat, baconator, try some St. Fatty's

01:46:37.439 --> 01:46:39.720
if you're in the region. I think that's important.

01:46:39.720 --> 01:46:41.300
If you're in the Midwest, you should be able

01:46:41.300 --> 01:46:43.779
to find it. Yeah, I think that's great. I think

01:46:43.779 --> 01:46:46.100
if you're a Bears fan, just shut the fuck up.

01:46:47.699 --> 01:46:49.899
And just... It's like, brother, it's not that

01:46:49.899 --> 01:46:52.460
fucking serious. Yeah, oh yeah. There's a 99

01:46:52.460 --> 01:46:55.250
.9... 9 % chance the only time you see the Bears

01:46:55.250 --> 01:46:57.189
play is on your television. It's on your television.

01:46:57.210 --> 01:46:59.430
Shut up. I think I'm playing the frickin moon,

01:46:59.529 --> 01:47:01.229
man. It just it doesn't matter. Why are you loyal

01:47:01.229 --> 01:47:03.590
to Soldier Field? You shouldn't be. It's a Park

01:47:03.590 --> 01:47:07.369
District facility. Right. Come on, guys. Let's

01:47:07.369 --> 01:47:10.800
let's let's just get let's get real. Right. And

01:47:10.800 --> 01:47:12.939
also, if you're in Chicago, you know whose tax

01:47:12.939 --> 01:47:15.479
money isn't buying the new stadium? Yours! In

01:47:15.479 --> 01:47:17.859
Hammond, Indiana? Yours! You're not buying it!

01:47:17.899 --> 01:47:19.960
Why are you worried? You were just complaining

01:47:19.960 --> 01:47:22.140
about, well, our tax dollars, they're not going

01:47:22.140 --> 01:47:24.020
to... Well, good, now they're not! Just shut

01:47:24.020 --> 01:47:26.220
up and go to the game! Or don't. Watch it at

01:47:26.220 --> 01:47:30.140
home. Like you, 99 .9 % chance are already doing.

01:47:30.579 --> 01:47:36.960
We're the pride and joy of Indiana! The Hammond

01:47:36.960 --> 01:47:43.270
Bears! Well, I don't know. I don't know. It's

01:47:43.270 --> 01:47:46.010
fine, whatever. Pride and joy of Illinois. Until

01:47:46.010 --> 01:47:49.090
Illinois was like, yeah, I don't know, like checking

01:47:49.090 --> 01:47:52.010
their watch. Yeah, I mean, I got to feed the

01:47:52.010 --> 01:47:56.640
hog. Yeah, wash the car, do the laundry. Where

01:47:56.640 --> 01:47:58.520
the bears unit that they just hung up on me.

01:47:58.680 --> 01:48:02.979
They just oh no. Oh, no Okay, okay. Hey, this

01:48:02.979 --> 01:48:05.960
is Indiana you want to come over. Oh cool. He's

01:48:05.960 --> 01:48:09.020
just walk our way over there Okay, oh my god.

01:48:09.020 --> 01:48:13.079
It's crazy. Thanks, Craig. Ah Anyway, that's

01:48:13.079 --> 01:48:16.180
that's it for this week. Yeah, I got I got nothing

01:48:16.180 --> 01:48:19.500
else. Did I mention I was gonna take a nap? Yeah,

01:48:19.880 --> 01:48:22.220
I feel like that time has passed. I think it

01:48:22.220 --> 01:48:24.159
is. I think we're just at that point where you're

01:48:24.159 --> 01:48:26.859
past the nap stage and you're just like raw dog

01:48:26.859 --> 01:48:29.939
in life. Raw dog in life. Yeah. You just like,

01:48:30.279 --> 01:48:32.119
you're like, things don't make sense anymore.

01:48:32.340 --> 01:48:33.979
You're just always in it. You've seen three of

01:48:33.979 --> 01:48:36.699
everything. Exactly. Except for the money in

01:48:36.699 --> 01:48:38.939
your bank, then you're only seeing zero. And

01:48:38.939 --> 01:48:41.239
then it's like, oh no. And it's not like the

01:48:41.239 --> 01:48:43.600
cool zeros, where there's a tangible digit in

01:48:43.600 --> 01:48:45.699
front of it. In front of it. It's just literally

01:48:45.699 --> 01:48:47.520
zero. It's literally zero, and it's like, well

01:48:47.520 --> 01:48:49.760
shucks. It's just zero. It's like, wow, it's

01:48:49.760 --> 01:48:51.720
zero and I have to go grocery shopping. Great.

01:48:51.779 --> 01:48:55.079
How much is ramen? Yeah, right. 35 cents! God

01:48:55.079 --> 01:48:57.939
damn it, they raced us again! Ha! Splurge! Give

01:48:57.939 --> 01:49:01.060
me four. Yeah. It shall feed me for the next

01:49:01.060 --> 01:49:03.520
five years. That's right. We're going to make

01:49:03.520 --> 01:49:06.539
it last. I'm going to suck on one ramen noodle

01:49:06.539 --> 01:49:12.539
all day. Quaint. God. America, land of opportunity.

01:49:12.979 --> 01:49:15.300
Yeah, right. It's good stuff. The opportunity

01:49:15.300 --> 01:49:17.680
for billionaires to be pedophiles, I guess, and

01:49:17.680 --> 01:49:21.020
get away with it. Thank you, America! Okay, bye.

01:49:27.689 --> 01:49:27.689
Bye!