WEBVTT 00:00:08.410 --> 00:00:11.929 Hey there everybody, welcome to the Mark Mo Show. 00:00:12.029 --> 00:00:15.289 This is season five, episode seven, Not Wanted. 00:00:15.949 --> 00:00:20.160 And, uh, hi! It's boy. It's been a time. It's 00:00:20.160 --> 00:00:22.800 only been a week since the last show but man 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:25.100 I tell you you know sometimes just a few days 00:00:25.100 --> 00:00:27.899 things can change But hey, we're here, and we're 00:00:27.899 --> 00:00:30.100 gonna have we're gonna have a good time cuz I 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:31.379 want to have a good time I hope you guys want 00:00:31.379 --> 00:00:34.299 to have a good time Anyway, you can find us on 00:00:34.299 --> 00:00:36.399 all podcast platforms YouTube all that kind of 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:39.039 good stuff And I'd like to introduce to you my 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:41.600 co -host my producer my son Aidan Maloney. How 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:44.100 are you dude? Hola? I'm feeling pretty fantastic. 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:48.030 It's warming up in the Midwest U .S. of A. Yay. 00:00:48.590 --> 00:00:51.590 Finally, the old United States of America, or 00:00:51.590 --> 00:00:54.990 I think was coined once by Eminem back in the 00:00:54.990 --> 00:00:57.909 day, the divided states of embarrassment. Pretty, 00:00:57.909 --> 00:01:08.250 pretty baller line. Never sounded better. Yeah. 00:01:08.609 --> 00:01:11.769 Yeah. Actually true. That's about as good as 00:01:11.769 --> 00:01:15.930 it could sound. That is true. But no, I'm okay. 00:01:16.750 --> 00:01:21.750 I got a surprise text last night, which I didn't 00:01:21.750 --> 00:01:25.829 even get the notification for. There's some times 00:01:25.829 --> 00:01:28.689 where, occasional Mondays or occasional Fridays, 00:01:28.870 --> 00:01:31.950 I will be called into work an hour early. So 00:01:31.950 --> 00:01:34.530 instead of setting my alarm for 5 a .m., I have 00:01:34.530 --> 00:01:39.500 to set my alarm for 4 a .m. Did not receive this 00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:43.120 text or well receive versus get notification 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:45.719 for I did not get a notification for this time 00:01:45.719 --> 00:01:48.980 Because every time I get one of these texts the 00:01:48.980 --> 00:01:51.219 supervisor that sends them out creates a new 00:01:51.219 --> 00:01:53.719 group chat and when that group chat is created 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:56.159 We're supposed to give a thumbs up back to let 00:01:56.159 --> 00:01:59.659 the supervisor know we saw it and I'm like usually 00:01:59.659 --> 00:02:01.939 one of the first ones to get back just because 00:02:01.939 --> 00:02:05.959 I have Like I have those notifications prioritized 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:08.409 so I know when to get to work and I'll give a 00:02:08.409 --> 00:02:10.449 thumbs up and then I'll mute the group chat so 00:02:10.449 --> 00:02:13.009 I don't hear like 20 more dings of other people 00:02:13.009 --> 00:02:16.669 giving thumbs ups. Yeah. They reused a group 00:02:16.669 --> 00:02:20.729 chat. Oh. So it was already muted. I never got 00:02:20.729 --> 00:02:23.050 the notification. I would have just showed up 00:02:23.050 --> 00:02:25.189 late. I'd have showed up an hour late had I not 00:02:25.189 --> 00:02:26.990 like checked my phone and been like, oh, what's 00:02:26.990 --> 00:02:29.789 the weather tomorrow? Oh, what is this? Oh, God. 00:02:30.509 --> 00:02:33.469 So. So you kind of found out on accident then? 00:02:33.530 --> 00:02:37.819 I found out on accident. Oh, my. Yeah. on accident, 00:02:38.400 --> 00:02:41.360 and this was already as I was planning my sleep 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:44.080 schedule to be for waking up at 5 o 'clock, so 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:47.939 I'm down an hour's sleep. Down an hour's sleep, 00:02:48.020 --> 00:02:52.699 but I've had like 300 mls of caffeine, so I'm, 00:02:52.699 --> 00:02:55.620 I'm, I'm... Am I running on fumes? Maybe. Does 00:02:55.620 --> 00:02:59.639 that matter for content creation? Heck no. We 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:04.800 play this shit sleep deprived or hungover or 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:11.439 tipsy all the time. I often feel that when we 00:03:11.439 --> 00:03:14.080 are one of those three or a combo of those three. 00:03:14.180 --> 00:03:16.759 Like when we're compromised. I feel like we do 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:18.580 our best comment because we just don't give a 00:03:18.580 --> 00:03:22.490 shit and we just let it go. This is true. So 00:03:22.490 --> 00:03:26.229 I guess buckle in. Yeah, shall be interesting. 00:03:26.569 --> 00:03:30.849 It should be interesting for sure Aiden has his 00:03:30.849 --> 00:03:32.750 own YouTube gaming channel, Aiden spelled the 00:03:32.750 --> 00:03:35.849 right way Plays PC gaming content like GeoGuess 00:03:35.849 --> 00:03:38.870 or PolyBridge, Observation Duty and much more 00:03:38.870 --> 00:03:42.030 each and every week So what can these fine people 00:03:42.030 --> 00:03:45.669 expect Aiden? I've been on a bit of a binge of 00:03:45.669 --> 00:03:50.229 horror games recently probably the last ten Five 00:03:50.229 --> 00:03:52.310 to ten uploads have all been horror games just 00:03:52.310 --> 00:03:55.330 because I found these these neat indie devs that 00:03:55.330 --> 00:03:58.250 I really like their style of games and I download 00:03:58.250 --> 00:04:02.069 these packs that like you get five games for 00:04:02.069 --> 00:04:04.849 like 10 to 20 bucks. It's like, okay, that's 00:04:04.849 --> 00:04:08.669 kind of a baller deal Yeah, so I've been playing 00:04:08.669 --> 00:04:11.849 a lot of those recently. I love them. I love 00:04:11.849 --> 00:04:15.349 them So as of this episode airing I will have 00:04:15.349 --> 00:04:18.209 a new episode of that coming out from a new indie 00:04:18.209 --> 00:04:23.290 dev I found So brand new indie dev with a totally 00:04:23.290 --> 00:04:25.629 different style than a lot of the things I've 00:04:25.629 --> 00:04:28.209 played recently. So I'm very excited for all 00:04:28.209 --> 00:04:31.129 that. And of course, you'll have PolyBridge doing 00:04:31.129 --> 00:04:34.930 the low stress levels again and GeoGuessr and 00:04:34.930 --> 00:04:39.389 all that fun stuff, of course. But yeah, it's 00:04:39.389 --> 00:04:43.589 peaking my interest and I don't know if hyper 00:04:43.589 --> 00:04:46.129 fixation is the right word, but it's definitely 00:04:46.129 --> 00:04:49.800 like this is what I'm into right now. Love that 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:52.180 and that's and that's great content. So make 00:04:52.180 --> 00:04:55.800 sure you check that out on YouTube Aidan spelled 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:59.740 the right way and What we decided on doing was 00:04:59.740 --> 00:05:03.389 doing like a little collab where we take gaming 00:05:03.389 --> 00:05:05.550 and we take kind of what we do here a little 00:05:05.550 --> 00:05:09.050 bit more like on the improv side and We get together 00:05:09.050 --> 00:05:11.290 and we do some gaming and things like that games 00:05:11.290 --> 00:05:14.430 that we don't have to be ultra fixated on or 00:05:14.430 --> 00:05:17.209 you're not totally drilled into like I don't 00:05:17.209 --> 00:05:19.170 know if we could create the same content if we're 00:05:19.170 --> 00:05:22.209 like all up in some Call of Duty game and right 00:05:22.209 --> 00:05:25.889 we gotta be like looking around corners and That 00:05:25.889 --> 00:05:27.910 wouldn't work, but the games that we do decide 00:05:27.910 --> 00:05:31.259 to play Are a little less intense. So it allows 00:05:31.259 --> 00:05:34.579 us to play the game but also allows us to kind 00:05:34.579 --> 00:05:37.600 of chat back and forth and Joke around and have 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:40.240 a good time and it seems like everybody's responded 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:42.639 to it, which is great. That's kind of the whole 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:47.879 idea this is called A &M gaming and You know, 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:51.279 it's kind of had resurrected an old podcast and 00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:54.680 Aiden made some changes and and I love what it's 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:58.899 become. It's pretty cool. So yeah Definitely, 00:05:59.420 --> 00:06:01.819 definitely check it out. I agree. Yeah, it's 00:06:01.819 --> 00:06:05.420 a good time. And most recently, we've, you know, 00:06:05.459 --> 00:06:07.860 we've done some of the GeoGuessr stuff. We've 00:06:07.860 --> 00:06:12.720 done some quizzes. We've done... Oh, gosh. The 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:15.680 observation duties. Observation duties. So in 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:17.579 terms of GeoGuessr and observation duties, soon 00:06:17.579 --> 00:06:19.579 we'll be getting back to those two, I would imagine, 00:06:20.060 --> 00:06:24.420 in addition to maybe some newer games. But definitely 00:06:24.420 --> 00:06:27.540 wanted to let everybody know. We're doing a game 00:06:27.540 --> 00:06:31.720 called Dream Daddy. The dad dating simulator. 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:33.879 That's right. The dad rector's cut, of course, 00:06:34.019 --> 00:06:36.899 because we only play the finest games. Dream. 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:42.170 Dream. Yeah, oh yeah, it's something. And the 00:06:42.170 --> 00:06:46.170 deal, I like the drum riff there. Gotta hit the 00:06:46.170 --> 00:06:48.170 floor toms. Yeah, I mean, hey, you know, Neil 00:06:48.170 --> 00:06:51.589 Pertt wishes he was, anyway. Rest in peace, brother. 00:06:51.949 --> 00:06:56.610 RIP. But I'll tell you that the interesting part 00:06:56.610 --> 00:06:58.670 was, it was like, okay, well, I looked at Aidan 00:06:58.670 --> 00:07:01.029 and I'm like, well, you gotta be the dad. Which, 00:07:01.529 --> 00:07:04.259 in turn, Makes you the teenage daughter. Makes 00:07:04.259 --> 00:07:06.319 me the teenage daughter. And we have to come 00:07:06.319 --> 00:07:08.379 up with all these different original voices in 00:07:08.379 --> 00:07:11.519 the storyboard game. And it's been pretty funny. 00:07:11.699 --> 00:07:14.699 It's been pretty fun. This visual novel of sorts. 00:07:15.060 --> 00:07:18.399 Yeah, I think because we're on, what, our fourth 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:23.829 episode of that. We've done three, so we're on 00:07:23.829 --> 00:07:26.269 four. We're on four, so we'll be wrapping up, 00:07:26.290 --> 00:07:29.029 if not this next one, then the one after. And 00:07:29.029 --> 00:07:31.990 I think we're about to get laid. Yeah, it's looking 00:07:31.990 --> 00:07:34.629 like it might be happening. It's promising. It's 00:07:34.629 --> 00:07:36.810 promising. It's promising. Which is also promising 00:07:36.810 --> 00:07:39.709 in case we ever want to play any other visual 00:07:39.709 --> 00:07:42.930 novels in the future. True. It plays into our 00:07:42.930 --> 00:07:46.430 strong suits, we found out. That it says. Almost 00:07:46.430 --> 00:07:50.170 by accident. Because I remember when we started 00:07:50.170 --> 00:07:53.189 thinking about, OK, what's next for the channel? 00:07:53.310 --> 00:07:56.069 We've done a lot of Observation Duty and GeoGuessr. 00:07:56.290 --> 00:07:59.889 And I was like, I've got an idea. Hear me out. 00:08:00.050 --> 00:08:04.839 And your first instinct was like, ah. Well, you'll 00:08:04.839 --> 00:08:07.240 have to sell it to me. Like, I'm not sure. But 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:08.819 I'm like, no, hear me out. This could be good. 00:08:09.259 --> 00:08:12.740 And it's just proved our worth as voice actors 00:08:12.740 --> 00:08:16.379 and just being able to play roles. And you just 00:08:16.379 --> 00:08:19.079 set your shoulders right. And you train your 00:08:19.079 --> 00:08:22.019 vocal cords. And it's just like, I can be anyone 00:08:22.019 --> 00:08:24.360 who I want to be right now. Pretty, pretty close 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:27.560 to it. Yeah. And I'll play the damn part. Yeah, 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:30.300 no, there's some accents and voices I do a lot 00:08:30.300 --> 00:08:32.899 better than others, but, you know, it allows 00:08:32.899 --> 00:08:36.679 me to maybe practice some that are maybe out 00:08:36.679 --> 00:08:38.919 of my wheelhouse, but then at least I can just 00:08:38.919 --> 00:08:40.960 kind of work on them and then if they sound kind 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:43.940 of kooky or crazy, then it makes you guys laugh. 00:08:44.179 --> 00:08:46.379 So that's kind of the... That is just a character 00:08:46.379 --> 00:08:48.820 trait. Right. That's the whole point behind it. 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:51.690 It's a feature, not a bug. There you go. That's 00:08:51.690 --> 00:08:55.509 it exactly. But anyway, tune in. A &M Gaming. 00:08:55.929 --> 00:08:58.009 Check it out. Like I said, we're in our fourth 00:08:58.009 --> 00:09:01.509 one of Dream Daddy, so we'll see. We'll see if 00:09:01.509 --> 00:09:04.610 our Dream Daddy's gonna get laid. Right. If that 00:09:04.610 --> 00:09:06.929 works out. Could be awkward because the daughters 00:09:06.929 --> 00:09:09.889 are becoming best friends, so... Sure. You know, 00:09:09.990 --> 00:09:13.649 don't wanna necessarily putt around with this 00:09:13.649 --> 00:09:17.809 guy. Oh, okay. Okay. You'll have to watch it. 00:09:17.809 --> 00:09:23.610 Lest we get it in the hole. Bazinga! Bazinga! 00:09:23.830 --> 00:09:29.750 That is a possibility. Could lead to a one stroke 00:09:29.750 --> 00:09:36.570 penalty. Any listener that hasn't heard or watched 00:09:36.570 --> 00:09:39.129 episode three is gonna be like, what the fuck 00:09:39.129 --> 00:09:41.840 are these? What's with the innuendos? It's like, 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:44.139 well, you just gotta watch. I'm sorry. I won't 00:09:44.139 --> 00:09:46.480 spell it out for you. It's a golfing component. 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:49.919 Per chance. Per chance. So that's just a... The 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:52.659 people say there could be a mini golf competition. 00:09:53.340 --> 00:09:55.460 Right. That's the rumor. It's what they tell 00:09:55.460 --> 00:09:58.039 me. So we're just kind of throwing that out there. 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:00.940 Yeah, exactly. So that's pretty interesting. 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:08.440 Anyway. Anyhoo. Anyway, check that out. And so, 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:14.500 help wanted? How about not wanted? Four months 00:10:14.500 --> 00:10:17.639 of unemployment for this guy right here. And 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:23.100 so over 100 resumes sent out, three interviews, 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:26.610 one job wasn't even legit. The other two interviews 00:10:26.610 --> 00:10:29.250 went amazingly well. Like, I don't think I could 00:10:29.250 --> 00:10:30.870 have performed in either of those interviews 00:10:30.870 --> 00:10:33.669 any better. I did my research, looked down the 00:10:33.669 --> 00:10:36.269 website. I was like, yeah, I got this. I understand 00:10:36.269 --> 00:10:38.950 the job. I understand the company. We had great 00:10:38.950 --> 00:10:41.190 conversations, and then I didn't hear back from 00:10:41.190 --> 00:10:44.450 either one. Completely ghosted. Not even a, hey, 00:10:44.490 --> 00:10:46.070 thanks for interviewing, but we went with a different 00:10:46.070 --> 00:10:49.669 candidate. At least I know. At least a candidate 00:10:49.669 --> 00:10:52.889 knows. And we can just, with a clear mind, move 00:10:52.889 --> 00:10:56.700 on. But as an HR professional, And mind you folks, 00:10:57.080 --> 00:11:00.320 I'm going to be going off on this. So buckle, 00:11:00.460 --> 00:11:02.820 as we said, buckle in. You've got endless experience 00:11:02.820 --> 00:11:06.759 in everything. You've done it all. I've done 00:11:06.759 --> 00:11:08.620 it all. So you should be able to go off. In my 00:11:08.620 --> 00:11:11.620 career, I've kind of done it all. But let me 00:11:11.620 --> 00:11:13.580 just reach out, and if there's people that listen 00:11:13.580 --> 00:11:18.100 that do HR and those sorts of things, number 00:11:18.100 --> 00:11:21.389 one, do your frickin' job. Okay, if you're interviewing 00:11:21.389 --> 00:11:23.350 candidates and say you've got five candidates 00:11:23.350 --> 00:11:27.570 and you interview them, and then you decide, 00:11:27.789 --> 00:11:29.409 okay, I like these two, let's have these two 00:11:29.409 --> 00:11:32.210 back in. Call the other three. Hey, thanks so 00:11:32.210 --> 00:11:34.169 much for coming in. We've decided to move on. 00:11:34.509 --> 00:11:37.090 Call them, instead of them playing a guessing 00:11:37.090 --> 00:11:39.509 game. Oh, do they like me? Maybe they like me. 00:11:39.789 --> 00:11:41.669 Gosh, I really thought I interviewed well. Oh 00:11:41.669 --> 00:11:43.809 my God, maybe I didn't interview well. Oh gosh, 00:11:43.889 --> 00:11:45.649 I bet it was that one stupid thing I said. Because 00:11:45.649 --> 00:11:47.870 we do that. Right. We do that. Should I call 00:11:47.870 --> 00:11:50.009 on Tuesday? Oh, that's too soon. I'll call on 00:11:50.009 --> 00:11:52.429 Wednesday. Like, I'll check in with the HR manager 00:11:52.429 --> 00:11:56.389 Wednesday. Right. Be professional. I mean, one 00:11:56.389 --> 00:12:00.529 place that I called, you know, not gonna... drop 00:12:00.529 --> 00:12:02.389 names legacy foundation or anything like that 00:12:02.389 --> 00:12:05.590 but you know but i'm i'm just oh i don't give 00:12:05.590 --> 00:12:08.210 a fuck man i'll drop names i don't give a shit 00:12:08.210 --> 00:12:11.909 are you kidding me i'm just gonna say have the 00:12:11.909 --> 00:12:15.789 common fucking courtesy to call someone hey man 00:12:15.789 --> 00:12:18.090 i really enjoyed meeting you we're kind of going 00:12:18.090 --> 00:12:21.009 a different direction cool i have no ill will 00:12:21.009 --> 00:12:24.049 towards you or your company hey thanks for having 00:12:24.049 --> 00:12:27.610 me in and even though i perform well It's a disappointment, 00:12:27.850 --> 00:12:29.990 but you let me know. So now it looks like I've 00:12:29.990 --> 00:12:32.149 moved on. I've moved on. In my head, I'm like, 00:12:32.269 --> 00:12:35.490 OK, cool. I didn't get it. Closure. But I'm sitting 00:12:35.490 --> 00:12:38.269 there, and I'm sending her emails. I think I 00:12:38.269 --> 00:12:41.070 sent a voicemail. I was like, hey, just kind 00:12:41.070 --> 00:12:42.669 of wonder where you were. You said you wanted 00:12:42.669 --> 00:12:44.269 to get started on this. I'm available to get 00:12:44.269 --> 00:12:47.750 started. Nothing. Nothing. It's so bogus. Is 00:12:47.750 --> 00:12:51.169 your day so goddamn busy that you can't pick 00:12:51.169 --> 00:12:54.990 up the phone for a 30 second call? Or call back! 00:12:55.169 --> 00:12:59.370 Or just a freaking email! Right. Email, hey Mark, 00:12:59.669 --> 00:13:02.909 thanks, but, you know, let me know. Right. Let 00:13:02.909 --> 00:13:06.490 me know. And that is, the only ones you ever 00:13:06.490 --> 00:13:10.269 hear back from are computers. Right. Only ones 00:13:10.269 --> 00:13:12.389 you ever hear back from. Yeah. You never hear 00:13:12.389 --> 00:13:15.409 from a human. Oh cool, AI kicked my resume again. 00:13:15.529 --> 00:13:19.669 Awesome. Right. Yeah, AI is more human than humans. 00:13:19.830 --> 00:13:21.870 How the fuck is that possible? Which is the weird 00:13:21.870 --> 00:13:24.649 part because AI is the one denying insurance 00:13:24.649 --> 00:13:28.049 claims, literally killing people. Yep. AI is 00:13:28.049 --> 00:13:31.529 deciding the fate of human beings in this godforsaken 00:13:31.529 --> 00:13:34.110 country. And they're the same ones looking at 00:13:34.110 --> 00:13:37.809 your fucking job resumes. Correct. Dystopian! 00:13:38.169 --> 00:13:42.850 Yeah, it sucks. It sucks. Everyone loves a dystopic 00:13:42.850 --> 00:13:46.129 sci -fi movie or video game. Brother, we're fucking 00:13:46.129 --> 00:13:48.370 living in one! We're living in one. You know, 00:13:48.409 --> 00:13:50.990 we're living in one, and I don't know, it's like... 00:13:50.990 --> 00:13:54.950 There's a quote from a movie. Steve Carell has 00:13:54.950 --> 00:13:58.889 this quote from the movie The Big Short. And 00:13:58.889 --> 00:14:01.389 his quote... Good movie. It's a good movie, and 00:14:01.389 --> 00:14:04.210 his role is just fantastic. And he has that one 00:14:04.210 --> 00:14:06.169 comment where he's like walking through New York 00:14:06.169 --> 00:14:08.230 City. He's on the phone, right? And he's on the 00:14:08.230 --> 00:14:10.049 phone. And he's like, everybody's walking around 00:14:10.049 --> 00:14:11.610 like they're wearing rose -colored glasses like 00:14:11.610 --> 00:14:13.929 they're in some fucking Enya video. Right, right. 00:14:14.549 --> 00:14:17.990 So on the spot. And this was a movie about the 00:14:17.990 --> 00:14:21.330 07 -08 economic crash. It still holds. And it 00:14:21.330 --> 00:14:24.659 still holds because we just don't learn. You 00:14:24.659 --> 00:14:27.980 know, we're goddamn adults and like people still 00:14:27.980 --> 00:14:30.639 touch the hot stove. It's like, oh little buddy, 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:33.120 you don't touch a hot stove, it's hot. And they 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:36.679 keep touching it like fricking idiots. It's so 00:14:36.679 --> 00:14:39.820 stupid. It's so ridiculously stupid. So if you're 00:14:39.820 --> 00:14:41.799 looking for a job in America, it's brutal. Especially 00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:44.059 if you're like in the middle or back end of your 00:14:44.059 --> 00:14:46.700 career, you're almost fucked. Right. I mean, 00:14:46.740 --> 00:14:49.519 completely. I mean, so what can you do? Fuck 00:14:49.519 --> 00:14:53.639 if I know, but we're all in this shit. And if 00:14:53.639 --> 00:14:55.000 you're sitting there and you're like, oh, I've 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:56.600 had a job for 20 years and it's really great, 00:14:56.659 --> 00:14:58.799 you can wake up tomorrow and not have it. Right. 00:14:59.759 --> 00:15:03.000 You can, you literally, I hope you have squirreled 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:06.539 away money and money and money because any one 00:15:06.539 --> 00:15:08.379 of you, any one of you listening to this show, 00:15:08.440 --> 00:15:10.220 I don't care how old you are, how long you've 00:15:10.220 --> 00:15:12.519 been with the place, can wake up tomorrow and 00:15:12.519 --> 00:15:16.039 it's gone. Right. 100%. Right, and the big advice 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:19.059 is like, oh, you should have a six month salary 00:15:19.059 --> 00:15:21.440 set away. Who the fuck can do that? Right. who 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:24.419 not only has the privilege to set away six months 00:15:24.419 --> 00:15:27.879 salary. Right. Let alone more than that with 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:30.679 how shitty the job market is. Right. You know, 00:15:30.679 --> 00:15:33.039 because most people are making check to check 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:34.899 and even if they're doing just a smidge better 00:15:34.899 --> 00:15:37.860 than that, oops, gotta fix our roof. Oops, gotta 00:15:37.860 --> 00:15:39.700 fix the garage door. Life happens, yeah. Bobby 00:15:39.700 --> 00:15:42.659 needs braces. Got to put the dog down. I mean, 00:15:42.740 --> 00:15:44.360 it's like thing after thing after thing after 00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:46.799 thing. You're never caught up. You're never caught 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:49.039 up. You're on a hamster wheel. You're treading 00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:52.690 water. in rough waters. At best. Right. Oh, yeah, 00:15:52.710 --> 00:15:56.909 for sure. So let's talk about it. So I'm doing 00:15:56.909 --> 00:15:59.909 this research. I go down the Reddit rabbit hole, 00:16:00.610 --> 00:16:04.169 so to speak. And so, right, first of all, there's 00:16:04.169 --> 00:16:06.429 the endless job search. Let's talk about that. 00:16:07.769 --> 00:16:10.629 It feels like a full time job, but without any 00:16:10.629 --> 00:16:13.110 of the benefits, right? Right. I've spent countless 00:16:13.110 --> 00:16:16.860 hours scouring. job boards, tailoring my resume, 00:16:17.059 --> 00:16:19.059 and I can't keep changing my resume. I've done 00:16:19.059 --> 00:16:21.320 it. I mean, how many different ways can you say 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:24.200 the same goddamn thing? You can't. These are 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:26.440 the jobs I've had, this is what I've done. I'm 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:28.879 not gonna sit there and be like, ooh, let's tailor 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:31.679 it specifically to the, that's eight hours a 00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:34.720 day, man, if I'm doing that. There's no fricking 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:37.279 way. Here are my jobs, this is what I did there. 00:16:37.460 --> 00:16:40.620 You decide. I'm not gonna sit there and blow 00:16:40.620 --> 00:16:44.080 you, and I haven't even met you yet. You know, 00:16:44.179 --> 00:16:46.620 in the hopes you might like what I have to say. 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:48.879 Let alone the motherfuckers, oh, upload your 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:51.200 resume and then on the next page put everything 00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:53.700 in that's already on your resume. Well, what 00:16:53.700 --> 00:16:56.720 the fuck do you need my resume for? Right. Right. 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:58.720 Is that what applying for jobs is now? Oh, dude. 00:16:58.899 --> 00:17:01.200 Dude, don't even get me started on that. When 00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:03.159 you get there and there's like a few extra things. 00:17:03.580 --> 00:17:05.480 Oh, mind you, then they're like, hey, what's 00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:08.019 your sex? You know, are you Caucasian? Are you 00:17:08.019 --> 00:17:10.400 Hispanic? Do you have a disability? You know 00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:13.240 what I pick every single time? None of your goddamn 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:15.740 business. Right. None of your business. I don't 00:17:15.740 --> 00:17:16.940 give a shit. Doesn't matter. I'm a human being 00:17:16.940 --> 00:17:18.980 looking for a job. I might be a fucking Martian, 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:21.019 but if you like what I have to say, bring me 00:17:21.019 --> 00:17:26.099 in. Right. You know, so dumb. Anyway, you know, 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:27.339 you're sitting there and you're tailoring the 00:17:27.339 --> 00:17:29.359 resumes, right, and you're writing cover letters. 00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:32.319 And it feels like they just go into a black hole 00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:34.420 anyway, so what the hell's the point? It's disheartening 00:17:34.420 --> 00:17:36.700 to apply for dozens of positions and hear nothing 00:17:36.700 --> 00:17:40.279 back. The silence is deafening right. It makes 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:42.380 you question your worth and your abilities. Trust 00:17:42.380 --> 00:17:44.960 me, I've questioned it. I mean, I am almost, 00:17:45.140 --> 00:17:47.940 and like... Part of this was a joke, and now 00:17:47.940 --> 00:17:50.420 part of it's like, maybe I should just do this, 00:17:50.779 --> 00:17:53.180 where I've been like, I think I need to pack 00:17:53.180 --> 00:17:56.279 important shit in my backpack and just ride the 00:17:56.279 --> 00:17:58.920 fucking rails. Right. Just ride the rails. What 00:17:58.920 --> 00:18:02.160 are they gonna do? You can't do that, okay. I'll 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:04.859 just hop the fuck off and catch the next fucking 00:18:04.859 --> 00:18:07.079 train. Oh, cool. I'm in New Mexico now. Fun. 00:18:07.299 --> 00:18:11.220 Yeah, fun. Let's see what's going on here. I'm 00:18:11.220 --> 00:18:13.579 almost there. I swear to fucking God, I'm almost 00:18:13.579 --> 00:18:16.359 there. There's this emotional toll, as you can 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:18.920 tell, because I'm getting emotional about it, 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:21.420 right? There's just an emotional toll of unemployment, 00:18:21.940 --> 00:18:25.009 something that's not discussed, but it's... It's 00:18:25.009 --> 00:18:27.069 just about the financial strain, the impact on 00:18:27.069 --> 00:18:29.690 your mental health, the constant rejection and 00:18:29.690 --> 00:18:32.890 feeling of being stuck in societal pressure to 00:18:32.890 --> 00:18:35.769 just find a job. But yeah, good luck with that. 00:18:36.069 --> 00:18:38.829 Right. It can lead to feelings of inadequacy 00:18:38.829 --> 00:18:42.509 and anxiety that are hard to shake off. You know, 00:18:42.730 --> 00:18:45.730 you find yourself doubting your skills and wondering 00:18:45.730 --> 00:18:47.990 if you ever get back into the workforce, let 00:18:47.990 --> 00:18:50.569 alone back to the level in which you were at, 00:18:50.930 --> 00:18:52.529 because then at some point you're like, I have 00:18:52.529 --> 00:18:55.589 bills to pay. I'm about to lose where I live 00:18:55.589 --> 00:18:58.529 and maybe lose my car. Right. So then you're 00:18:58.529 --> 00:19:01.640 thinking, well, holy shit. I have to find something. 00:19:02.059 --> 00:19:03.940 Well, now in that finding something, what if 00:19:03.940 --> 00:19:06.680 I go, okay, I'm like middle to upper management 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:09.099 kind of guy. That's what I've done my entire 00:19:09.099 --> 00:19:14.039 career and also marketing and also IT and also 00:19:14.039 --> 00:19:17.799 PR and I've done it all. Right. You name a portion 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:19.799 or part of your business, and I've probably done 00:19:19.799 --> 00:19:21.980 it. And then you're sitting there wondering, 00:19:22.339 --> 00:19:24.339 should I take that job at Home Depot? Do you 00:19:24.339 --> 00:19:26.880 know how fucking shitty that is? Right. I'm sorry. 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:29.640 It's just like, oh, there's honor. There's honor 00:19:29.640 --> 00:19:33.160 in having an $80 ,000 job and then going and 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:35.720 pushing carts back into the fucking Walmart. 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:38.079 Honor doesn't fucking pay bills. It doesn't pay 00:19:38.079 --> 00:19:40.460 the bills. It does not pay the bills. If people 00:19:40.460 --> 00:19:42.579 don't understand, because then it's like, oh, 00:19:42.779 --> 00:19:45.220 well, at least he went and got a job at Target. 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:47.559 Yep, and you know what that means? I can't be 00:19:47.559 --> 00:19:49.339 sitting in front of my laptop sending resumes 00:19:49.339 --> 00:19:51.240 out. Right. Because I'm pushing fucking carts 00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:53.880 around. Right. And people don't get that. You 00:19:53.880 --> 00:19:55.519 know, oh, just go home and do that. Oh, so now 00:19:55.519 --> 00:19:58.240 I'm working two jobs. OK, cool. Two jobs for 00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:03.400 shitty money. That's super great. Anyway, so. 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:05.880 Let's just talk about that stigma surrounding 00:20:05.880 --> 00:20:07.660 the unemployment, right? So there's a stigma 00:20:07.660 --> 00:20:09.819 that comes with it. People assume that you're 00:20:09.819 --> 00:20:12.000 not trying hard enough or that you're somehow 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:14.640 less motivated, but the reality is that the job 00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:18.339 market is not only competitive, but there's just 00:20:18.339 --> 00:20:22.099 not enough good quote -unquote real jobs out 00:20:22.099 --> 00:20:27.019 there. They're just, they don't exist. And it's 00:20:27.019 --> 00:20:29.779 frustrating to feel judged about a situation 00:20:29.779 --> 00:20:31.819 that's out of your control. And it's to the point 00:20:31.819 --> 00:20:35.720 now where I don't give two shits what you think 00:20:35.720 --> 00:20:38.180 about me. And I'll tell you what, my close friends, 00:20:38.279 --> 00:20:40.819 my good friends, and this guy sitting on my left, 00:20:41.319 --> 00:20:44.000 I know they have my back. And I know that they're 00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:45.920 like, yep, if Maloney could work tomorrow, he 00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:49.059 fucking would. And so that has nothing to do 00:20:49.059 --> 00:20:52.599 with it, right? So I know the people that got 00:20:52.599 --> 00:20:55.740 my back, I know they've got my back. And that's 00:20:55.740 --> 00:20:57.720 good. The rest of them, whatever they think, 00:20:57.799 --> 00:21:01.440 I don't care. Right. I do not care. You can think 00:21:01.440 --> 00:21:05.279 well of me. You can think ill of me. That's that's 00:21:05.279 --> 00:21:08.039 on you. Right. That's on you. And that's that's 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:10.200 exactly the way I look at it. So that kind of 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:12.039 goes into my next point about finding support. 00:21:12.700 --> 00:21:15.019 So, you know, talking to others that are in similar 00:21:15.019 --> 00:21:17.579 situations help, but it's still tough. And if 00:21:17.579 --> 00:21:19.599 you're unemployed, at least, you know, you're 00:21:19.599 --> 00:21:21.740 not alone. And there are communities out there 00:21:21.740 --> 00:21:24.539 that understand what you're going through. So 00:21:24.539 --> 00:21:27.849 at bare minimum. Let's support each other and 00:21:27.849 --> 00:21:29.809 share experiences. Because like I said, you can 00:21:29.809 --> 00:21:32.430 wake up tomorrow and not have your job. And you're 00:21:32.430 --> 00:21:34.619 gonna be like, oh my god. And then what are people 00:21:34.619 --> 00:21:36.339 gonna do? They're gonna call Maloney, because 00:21:36.339 --> 00:21:38.700 Maloney's been unemployed. Holy shit, dude. How 00:21:38.700 --> 00:21:41.099 is this? How real is this? And the first thing 00:21:41.099 --> 00:21:43.359 I'm gonna tell them, the state of Indiana's full 00:21:43.359 --> 00:21:45.859 of shit. The state of Indiana is going to give 00:21:45.859 --> 00:21:47.480 you the least amount of money that they can. 00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:50.519 They're gonna find little reasons not to give 00:21:50.519 --> 00:21:53.539 you that money, and then tell you you can appeal 00:21:53.539 --> 00:21:56.440 decisions that have cost you that money, and 00:21:56.440 --> 00:21:58.180 a judge will give you all of five minutes and 00:21:58.180 --> 00:22:00.299 then tell you to go fuck yourself, and not give 00:22:00.299 --> 00:22:03.759 you the money that you deserve. So now you're 00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:07.579 really in the shit So, you know, did I call out 00:22:07.579 --> 00:22:09.420 the state of India? Yeah, fuck you, Indiana, 00:22:09.539 --> 00:22:15.440 right? Um, it's it's almost comparable to certain 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:22.460 Certain groups where The way you described of 00:22:22.460 --> 00:22:25.059 finding help and speaking to other people who 00:22:25.059 --> 00:22:29.200 are in similar situations It brings up the same 00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:33.319 point of how dog shit mental health care and 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:37.700 health care in general is in this country because 00:22:37.700 --> 00:22:41.579 it's the same argument made for people who are 00:22:41.579 --> 00:22:44.319 suffering from depression or anxiety or ADHD 00:22:44.319 --> 00:22:49.059 or ADD where what's the best we can do? Unless 00:22:49.059 --> 00:22:50.759 you've got a fuck ton of money, the best you 00:22:50.759 --> 00:22:54.119 can do is find support groups. It's the same 00:22:54.119 --> 00:22:57.339 exact story for those who are unemployed or underemployed. 00:22:57.380 --> 00:23:04.059 It's the same story. It all comes from the same 00:23:04.059 --> 00:23:08.440 macroeconomic societal bullshittery we've all 00:23:08.440 --> 00:23:11.940 been subject to for the last half century in 00:23:11.940 --> 00:23:15.539 this country. Yep, correct. Yep. And let alone 00:23:15.539 --> 00:23:18.740 looking at the bigger picture, that's just what 00:23:18.740 --> 00:23:20.700 white people are going through over the last 00:23:20.700 --> 00:23:23.119 half century. Yeah. What do you think black Americans, 00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:26.160 Hispanic, this is just white Americans that have 00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:28.180 had this trouble over the last half century. 00:23:28.339 --> 00:23:32.410 It's worse for them. And it's just disturbing. 00:23:33.849 --> 00:23:38.410 It's foul to think that billionaires and large 00:23:38.410 --> 00:23:41.589 corporations would rather let people rot in the 00:23:41.589 --> 00:23:47.150 streets than provide living, let alone thriving, 00:23:47.569 --> 00:23:53.730 wages. And offer jobs to people. Anything. Anything. 00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:56.960 I mean, you know, you sit there and be like, 00:23:57.099 --> 00:23:58.180 oh, you know, we're gonna have a bunch of inmates 00:23:58.180 --> 00:24:00.339 pick up garbage on the side of the road. Oh, 00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:02.440 cool. How about all the people that don't have 00:24:02.440 --> 00:24:05.779 work right now? How about say, hey guys, for 00:24:05.779 --> 00:24:08.619 20 bucks an hour, you guys wanna go with some 00:24:08.619 --> 00:24:10.059 crews up and down the highway and just pick up 00:24:10.059 --> 00:24:11.599 some trash on the highway? I would do it tomorrow. 00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:13.839 Right. I would do it tomorrow. And you know the 00:24:13.839 --> 00:24:15.480 inmates are getting paid two dollars an hour. 00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:18.910 That's it. That's why it's it's prison slave 00:24:18.910 --> 00:24:21.190 labor. Yeah, and we talked about that back on 00:24:21.190 --> 00:24:24.089 a Mark Mo radio show Yes, we had a whole rant 00:24:24.089 --> 00:24:28.130 about that. You sure did. Yep. It's absurd. Yeah 00:24:28.130 --> 00:24:31.829 Yeah, this this yeah. Well, there's a lot more 00:24:31.829 --> 00:24:33.789 that we can say about this country. Oh, it operates 00:24:33.789 --> 00:24:37.609 Oh, yeah, but um, you know, we'll we'll try to 00:24:37.609 --> 00:24:39.849 stay on target. Yeah, right We'll try to stay 00:24:39.849 --> 00:24:42.230 on target. So basically the conclusion is that 00:24:42.230 --> 00:24:45.400 unemployment is it? is challenging and often 00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.240 isolating experience. It's time we start having 00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:50.819 open conversations about it and supporting one 00:24:50.819 --> 00:24:53.119 another. If you feel the weight of unemployment, 00:24:53.119 --> 00:24:55.519 remember that it's okay to be frustrated and 00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:58.779 overwhelmed and we'll get through it together. 00:24:59.019 --> 00:25:02.700 And what I mean by that is don't don't trust 00:25:02.700 --> 00:25:06.099 in your state to support you. They're not going 00:25:06.099 --> 00:25:08.480 to. They could give a shit if you live or die. 00:25:08.859 --> 00:25:11.259 Right. 100 percent. They don't care. Yeah. But 00:25:11.259 --> 00:25:14.549 I will say this much. that there is a support 00:25:14.549 --> 00:25:16.609 group. There are people around you. And even 00:25:16.609 --> 00:25:18.309 if there's people around you, maybe they don't 00:25:18.309 --> 00:25:19.950 care for you, you don't care for them or whatever, 00:25:20.170 --> 00:25:22.589 there are people that do genuinely care for you. 00:25:22.930 --> 00:25:25.630 Find those people, and then be like, hey, going 00:25:25.630 --> 00:25:28.190 through some shit, and you know, maybe they can 00:25:28.190 --> 00:25:29.890 help financially. Maybe they can help, maybe 00:25:29.890 --> 00:25:31.869 they got a room. You know, maybe the, hey man, 00:25:31.869 --> 00:25:33.869 I know you're going through some shit. I live 00:25:33.869 --> 00:25:35.430 in a four bedroom house. There's one bedroom. 00:25:35.430 --> 00:25:37.549 It's not doing shit. You're welcome to it as 00:25:37.549 --> 00:25:40.329 long as you need it. Or, hey, maybe they don't 00:25:40.329 --> 00:25:42.470 have a car. Hey man, can I give you a lift to 00:25:42.470 --> 00:25:45.549 this or give you a lift to that? Or, hey, maybe 00:25:45.549 --> 00:25:47.690 you are one of the few people that have money 00:25:47.690 --> 00:25:50.190 or actually have a business. Or own a business, 00:25:50.250 --> 00:25:52.529 right? Or own a business. And you just sit there 00:25:52.529 --> 00:25:55.309 and be like, hey, could I give this guy 15 bucks 00:25:55.309 --> 00:25:58.349 under the table cash an hour to do some menial 00:25:58.349 --> 00:26:01.970 labor around my shop? around my restaurant or 00:26:01.970 --> 00:26:06.009 bar and have them help out and give this dude 00:26:06.009 --> 00:26:08.950 an extra 100 or 200 bucks a week. Could I afford 00:26:08.950 --> 00:26:11.349 to do that? Chances are, yep, you probably could. 00:26:11.849 --> 00:26:14.210 And you're helping them. You're helping them 00:26:14.210 --> 00:26:16.930 at least get a few meals on their table and maybe 00:26:16.930 --> 00:26:20.349 pay their rent. And you know what? That business 00:26:20.349 --> 00:26:22.250 owner's still gonna be a multi -millionaire. 00:26:22.609 --> 00:26:26.970 Right, exactly. It's pennies to them. It's food 00:26:26.970 --> 00:26:30.299 on the table for people like us. Oh yeah, when 00:26:30.299 --> 00:26:33.140 you see people that are millionaires that are 00:26:33.140 --> 00:26:35.700 well off, that have businesses and those sorts 00:26:35.700 --> 00:26:37.960 of things, and they see people struggling, and 00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:40.180 they empathize with you, and then that's the 00:26:40.180 --> 00:26:43.319 end of it. It's like... Oh, here's my sympathy, 00:26:43.420 --> 00:26:45.380 but that's it. If I had a business and I had 00:26:45.380 --> 00:26:47.640 that kind of cash, and I knew a friend that was 00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:49.880 struggling, I'm gonna do what I can. I'm gonna 00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:53.049 be like, hey man, you wanna come in maybe? sweep 00:26:53.049 --> 00:26:54.710 them off the floors at night, take some garbage 00:26:54.710 --> 00:26:57.289 out, you know, I can throw some cash your way, 00:26:57.710 --> 00:26:59.710 maybe a few other projects. I would do that all 00:26:59.710 --> 00:27:01.609 the time. Right. 100 % I would do it all the 00:27:01.609 --> 00:27:05.089 time. And if every business owner did that, you're 00:27:05.089 --> 00:27:07.029 gonna help a lot of people. Right. You're gonna 00:27:07.029 --> 00:27:10.930 help a lot of people. Yeah. So, at any rate, 00:27:11.250 --> 00:27:16.569 I guess, stay strong is a message, I guess. It 00:27:16.569 --> 00:27:20.920 sucks, but... All you can do, and I know this 00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:23.359 is hard for me because I've spent most of my 00:27:23.359 --> 00:27:26.880 life being the guy that helps people. Whether 00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:31.539 it's monetarily, whether it's just my body, whether 00:27:31.539 --> 00:27:35.559 it's help move something or help put a computer 00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:39.380 together or help different things like I will 00:27:39.380 --> 00:27:42.299 help in any way I can. Oh man, this is going 00:27:42.299 --> 00:27:45.539 on. Oh, how can I help? I've spent a good portion 00:27:45.539 --> 00:27:47.700 of my life doing that because I grew up with 00:27:47.700 --> 00:27:50.980 a guy. who did that himself. Right. And he was 00:27:50.980 --> 00:27:53.019 a great dad and he taught me how to live that 00:27:53.019 --> 00:27:55.539 way and I have. Until now I'm in the point in 00:27:55.539 --> 00:27:57.799 my life and it's hard for me to do that. Right. 00:27:58.259 --> 00:28:00.819 And it's hard for me to ask for help. I think 00:28:00.819 --> 00:28:03.700 that is the number one thing for people that 00:28:03.700 --> 00:28:06.039 are unemployed that get to a point where they're 00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:09.019 like, oh, I'm in some shit now and it's just 00:28:09.019 --> 00:28:12.220 they find it very hard to ask. Sure. Well, if 00:28:12.220 --> 00:28:14.019 you have people that love you and then do actually 00:28:14.019 --> 00:28:16.890 give a shit, ask. Right. Because what's the worst 00:28:16.890 --> 00:28:18.549 thing they can say? Hey man, I'm not in a good 00:28:18.549 --> 00:28:21.410 position to help. But hey, maybe this or that 00:28:21.410 --> 00:28:23.849 or whatever. And that's the worst thing. But 00:28:23.849 --> 00:28:26.470 chances are they're going to help if they can. 00:28:26.490 --> 00:28:30.430 Right. In whatever way that they can. So ask. 00:28:31.109 --> 00:28:34.750 Just do it. Go door to door. I mean, the community 00:28:34.750 --> 00:28:38.170 I live in is just under 40 ,000 people. So it's 00:28:38.170 --> 00:28:40.349 not a particularly big community. Maybe you live 00:28:40.349 --> 00:28:42.819 in a bigger city. If you know people, and you 00:28:42.819 --> 00:28:46.279 know shop owners and you know other people in 00:28:46.279 --> 00:28:51.039 business or people that you know maybe not professionally 00:28:51.039 --> 00:28:53.000 maybe it's just more personal things that you 00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:55.279 know but you know they're somewhat well off you 00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:56.980 know that they're doing all right financially 00:28:56.980 --> 00:28:59.460 make the ask make the ask and go talk to them 00:28:59.460 --> 00:29:02.279 be like hey i'm dealing with this and whatever 00:29:02.279 --> 00:29:04.339 help you can give would be greatly appreciated 00:29:04.339 --> 00:29:06.720 that's all you can do yeah that is all you can 00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:10.029 do because otherwise what's the end result The 00:29:10.029 --> 00:29:12.390 end result is you lose your place that you're 00:29:12.390 --> 00:29:15.269 living, potentially your automobile, and then 00:29:15.269 --> 00:29:17.589 what? Right. Your cell phone? You gotta pay for 00:29:17.589 --> 00:29:18.890 your cell phone if you can't pay for your cell 00:29:18.890 --> 00:29:22.130 phone. Yeah. Now you can't have a phone to communicate 00:29:22.130 --> 00:29:23.869 with people that might wanna hire you. Right. 00:29:23.990 --> 00:29:26.930 You don't have a car to get to that job. So you 00:29:26.930 --> 00:29:29.470 see where it's just, it gets fucked. Right. Completely. 00:29:29.589 --> 00:29:33.210 Very quickly. Very quickly. So it's very frustrating. 00:29:34.230 --> 00:29:36.230 So, you know, if you're out there and you're 00:29:36.230 --> 00:29:38.799 dealing with it, I'm living it and I've lived 00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:41.680 it a few times over the past five years and it 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:47.039 sucks. It sucks hard and And just just get that 00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:50.380 help whatever resources you have Contact your 00:29:50.380 --> 00:29:52.720 churches if they if they can't provide help, 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:55.900 maybe they'll have resources for you Sometimes 00:29:55.900 --> 00:29:58.319 government buildings and I'm not talking your 00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:00.900 state because you've F them. I'm talking like 00:30:00.900 --> 00:30:03.140 a local governments, especially if you live in 00:30:03.140 --> 00:30:05.779 these smaller towns, talk to them. Sometimes 00:30:05.779 --> 00:30:08.819 they have rent assistant programs. Sometimes 00:30:08.819 --> 00:30:12.359 there's food kitchens or food pantries. Right. 00:30:12.579 --> 00:30:15.019 Right. Just find what those resources are and 00:30:15.019 --> 00:30:18.200 don't feel bad. If you're someone that's like 00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:20.519 one minute, you're making 50 or 60 grand a year 00:30:20.519 --> 00:30:22.980 and now you're like, oh, I'm not going to be 00:30:22.980 --> 00:30:24.880 that guy that goes to food. Be the guy that goes 00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:27.529 to the food pantry. Yeah. You need to help. Go 00:30:27.529 --> 00:30:29.890 get a box of Cheerios and a loaf of bread. I 00:30:29.890 --> 00:30:32.970 mean, just whatever you have to get. Right. To 00:30:32.970 --> 00:30:36.329 frickin' survive. To eat. To eat. Right. Yeah. 00:30:36.710 --> 00:30:38.809 So. That's the fucking country we're in. That 00:30:38.809 --> 00:30:41.950 is. That is. And I know you're probably sitting 00:30:41.950 --> 00:30:43.970 there being like, wow, Mark Moe's so intense. 00:30:44.069 --> 00:30:47.970 Well, this is something that hits personal. And 00:30:47.970 --> 00:30:49.789 it's hit personal for me, but I've seen it hit 00:30:49.789 --> 00:30:52.630 other people too. So. Yeah. You just got to hang 00:30:52.630 --> 00:30:54.789 in there. Yeah, right. You got to hang in there 00:30:54.789 --> 00:30:58.539 and use your people. and hopefully you come out 00:30:58.539 --> 00:31:01.059 on the other side. Right. Damn right. You know, 00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:04.599 so. Where the grass is greener. Hopefully. Yeah, 00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:07.960 ideally. Yeah. Ideally. Yeah. Hey, the grass 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:09.640 is greener on the other side. Oh shit, it's concrete. 00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:13.940 Oh no. Oh no. It's just like the song by Pearl 00:31:13.940 --> 00:31:19.180 Jam, Even Flow. Even Flow. A phony butterfly, 00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:25.980 pillow made of concrete. Yeah. Ah, we'll be back. 00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:29.920 All right, everybody. We are back here on the 00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:32.059 Mark Mo Show. I'm Mark Maloney. That's Aidan 00:31:32.059 --> 00:31:35.180 Maloney. And so during our break, Aidan gave 00:31:35.180 --> 00:31:38.940 me some oxygen and a little O2. Yeah, a little 00:31:38.940 --> 00:31:42.000 O2, and we did a little bit of meditation, a 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:45.259 little Goosefraba, and it didn't - What's the, 00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:49.900 a Feng Shui? Feng Shui. We made the A &M Studios 00:31:49.900 --> 00:31:52.559 just feel a little more like home. Most definitely. 00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:54.640 Now, how do you make something feel a little 00:31:54.640 --> 00:31:57.180 more like home, I wonder. I wonder what that 00:31:57.180 --> 00:32:01.460 is. Could be with a cocktail or five. Five? No. 00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:05.140 That's rookie numbers. Bump it up. Bump it up. 00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:08.980 Triple that. If I'm not in the ER this evening, 00:32:09.140 --> 00:32:12.759 there's been a problem in the A &M studios. For 00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:18.160 sure. Yeah, so we're just trying to get a better 00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:22.660 vibe here. I am sorely needed here at the ashram. 00:32:23.779 --> 00:32:26.299 Just watched Mace Venture. He's amazing. My man. 00:32:26.920 --> 00:32:29.519 God bless Jim Carrey. Oh God. He's just so funny. 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.079 Our guy. We did not appreciate that man enough, 00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:36.240 I feel. At any rate, time for Carpe Diem. You 00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:38.559 wonderful people send us your DMs and we read 00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:41.240 them on the air. And sometimes those comments 00:32:41.240 --> 00:32:43.940 are actually questions. And if they are, well, 00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:48.720 then we could answer them. Could. Do we want 00:32:48.720 --> 00:32:51.140 to? I mean, key word, like, you take could, but 00:32:51.140 --> 00:32:53.660 then you put the asterisk on either side. Could. 00:32:53.940 --> 00:32:55.960 We're doing a little finger thingy. It's like 00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:58.240 what they do on the nutrition label. It's like 00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:00.200 could with the double asterisk, and you have 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:02.619 to go down, like, a bunch of paragraphs, and 00:33:02.619 --> 00:33:06.440 it's in, like, type 3 font. Exactly. Could means 00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:09.799 you have to pay us money. Right, exactly. Yeah. 00:33:10.339 --> 00:33:13.480 It's like... Could you answer my question and 00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:15.180 you just like ghost them, kind of like you work 00:33:15.180 --> 00:33:18.740 for HR? Right. And then they go, but we'll give 00:33:18.740 --> 00:33:22.019 you this shiny gold coin and you bite it and 00:33:22.019 --> 00:33:25.339 you're like, okay, real. It's not that fake gold. 00:33:25.480 --> 00:33:27.299 It's not that fake gold, right? Yeah. I mean, 00:33:27.339 --> 00:33:28.720 it could be the one with the chocolate in it, 00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:31.640 which does have some value. Has some merit. Has 00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:34.900 some merit. But can I pay my mortgage in gold 00:33:34.900 --> 00:33:40.960 chocolate coins? Well. Well. Be a lot. Be a lot 00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:42.940 of gold chocolate coins. Be a lot of gold chocolate 00:33:42.940 --> 00:33:46.740 coins. But yeah, so if you influence us in a 00:33:46.740 --> 00:33:50.380 way, influence the influencers. Interesante. 00:33:50.940 --> 00:33:53.309 That's what you got to do. And then we might 00:33:53.309 --> 00:33:55.769 answer that question. Certainly. It's very possible. 00:33:56.490 --> 00:33:59.410 So I got a bunch of DMs here, and it starts out 00:33:59.410 --> 00:34:03.349 with at HR Professional USA. How timely. I know, 00:34:03.450 --> 00:34:05.630 right? Hello, Mark Mo Show. I heard you had a 00:34:05.630 --> 00:34:09.329 show coming up on hiring challenges. We are under 00:34:09.329 --> 00:34:11.510 a lot of stress in our departments. Be patient. 00:34:11.969 --> 00:34:15.230 Bite my dick. Thank you. You know, take that 00:34:15.230 --> 00:34:19.030 to HR. Yep. Take that to HR. HR, for anyone that 00:34:19.030 --> 00:34:22.949 doesn't know, exists to protect the company from 00:34:22.949 --> 00:34:27.710 you, the worker. Yep. Period. Full stop. No further 00:34:27.710 --> 00:34:30.030 notes. It doesn't work the other way. No, they 00:34:30.030 --> 00:34:32.230 are not there to protect you from anyone. Nope. 00:34:32.289 --> 00:34:37.070 They are paid by your boss's boss's boss to create 00:34:37.070 --> 00:34:41.650 that layer in between. Right. They're not there 00:34:41.650 --> 00:34:47.139 to help you. No. there as a liability protector. 00:34:47.739 --> 00:34:50.739 Correct. That's it. Yeah. Oh, I've got a problem. 00:34:50.820 --> 00:34:53.239 I should bring it up to HR. No, you should try 00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:55.659 and unionize is what you should do. Yep, 100%. 00:34:55.659 --> 00:34:57.559 If you can have a union where you work, do it. 00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:01.659 Do it. 100%. Make it happen. AFL -CIO, reach 00:35:01.659 --> 00:35:04.059 out to Teamsters. There's a lot of big unions 00:35:04.059 --> 00:35:07.659 that will help you form one. Yep, absolutely. 00:35:07.780 --> 00:35:09.739 Do it, because HR doesn't give a fuck about you. 00:35:09.900 --> 00:35:12.519 Sorry, HR Professional USA, that you're called 00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:16.139 out this heavy, but I don't know you personally, 00:35:16.739 --> 00:35:19.139 so I can't really make a judgment on your character. 00:35:19.260 --> 00:35:21.099 I'm just gonna say your profession is not a fan 00:35:21.099 --> 00:35:23.599 of mine. Absolutely. And that's fair to say. 00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:27.659 Yep, absolutely. Well said. At Darnold Guy. My 00:35:27.659 --> 00:35:32.380 man Darnold! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I am a 00:35:32.380 --> 00:35:35.119 fan of the Super Bowl winning quarterback. I 00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:38.260 was at USC when he was. Damn. Minnesota, you 00:35:38.260 --> 00:35:40.519 idiots. I know, right? Good luck with McCarthy. 00:35:40.699 --> 00:35:43.219 Homeboy sucks. Yeah, blood is not very good. 00:35:43.460 --> 00:35:46.219 I am blessed his soul. I don't know if he's trying. 00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:49.360 I can't actually tell. Oh, no. Sam Darnold, what 00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:52.159 a turnaround. I heard a stat that he's like the 00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:54.860 first Super Bowl winning quarterback to play 00:35:54.860 --> 00:35:57.260 on five different teams, or like five plus different 00:35:57.260 --> 00:36:01.010 teams. Yep. Sam. Damn Darnold. That's right. 00:36:01.110 --> 00:36:03.789 Sam Damn Darnold, my man. Walks off with that 00:36:03.789 --> 00:36:07.030 trophy like, oh, huh, I was good. Fancy that. 00:36:07.190 --> 00:36:11.949 How about that? Yeah, I'm happy, and I'm so glad. 00:36:12.510 --> 00:36:14.510 In Minnesota, they went to the playoffs with 00:36:14.510 --> 00:36:17.489 him. And that wasn't good enough. Right. Nah, 00:36:17.590 --> 00:36:19.250 I don't think that guy... It's the same shit 00:36:19.250 --> 00:36:22.469 Chicago did in 2006. Oh, well, we only went to 00:36:22.469 --> 00:36:24.969 the playoffs. Well, we didn't win the... Oh, 00:36:25.010 --> 00:36:27.369 let's fucking kill it. Like, bro, we had momentum. 00:36:27.639 --> 00:36:30.679 Yeah. We had momentum in 06. Yep. Nah, we'll 00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:32.139 just kill the whole thing. We'll just kill the 00:36:32.139 --> 00:36:34.179 whole thing. Cool. Thank you. Take notes, Minnesota, 00:36:34.179 --> 00:36:36.920 and they did. And they did. Yeah, they absolutely 00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:41.559 did. So, um, to steal a phrase from the Simpsons. 00:36:41.860 --> 00:36:46.159 Uh -huh! God bless you, Sam Darnold. Uh, at the 00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:49.940 house bunny. Oh. Hi, boys. You chan. I love that 00:36:49.940 --> 00:36:53.239 halftime show. My lady parts are still sweating. 00:36:53.599 --> 00:36:56.000 Whoa. I am here for you, bad bunny. What did 00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:59.639 you guys think? You know what, I'm glad that 00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:03.079 you found the halftime show that exciting. I 00:37:03.079 --> 00:37:06.980 thought it was fantastic. My lady parts are still 00:37:06.980 --> 00:37:09.840 sweating. I mean, I'm in the same boat as well. 00:37:11.559 --> 00:37:14.039 I saw a, I don't know if it was a blue sky thing 00:37:14.039 --> 00:37:17.659 or a tweet, but I saw someone post like something, 00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:19.480 I'm just paraphrasing, but it was something along 00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:23.780 the lines of, I'm so happy that Kendrick Lamar's 00:37:23.780 --> 00:37:28.110 halftime show was unapologetically black and 00:37:28.110 --> 00:37:31.630 that Bad Bunny's halftime show was unapologetically 00:37:31.630 --> 00:37:35.969 Latin. Yep, 100%. And I love that. I love that. 00:37:36.329 --> 00:37:39.570 It's the fucking melting pot for a reason, bro. 00:37:39.690 --> 00:37:42.570 Anyone that... Granted, you can criticize how 00:37:42.570 --> 00:37:44.530 you want, blah blah blah. You know, constructive 00:37:44.530 --> 00:37:47.250 criticism has its merits. But if you're just 00:37:47.250 --> 00:37:49.690 criticizing it, ooh, it wasn't in English. Brother, 00:37:49.789 --> 00:37:52.469 you need to open your fucking eyes. Yeah. Yep. 00:37:52.769 --> 00:37:55.579 You need to open your mind. Yeah, it's it's it 00:37:55.579 --> 00:37:59.820 was a fantastic like if you look at There are 00:37:59.820 --> 00:38:02.780 YouTube videos and there are analyses on the 00:38:02.780 --> 00:38:05.980 meaning of every little thing both in Kendrick 00:38:05.980 --> 00:38:08.420 Lamar's and Bad Bunny's halftime shows where 00:38:08.420 --> 00:38:11.340 Everything had a purpose that it was there that 00:38:11.340 --> 00:38:14.659 they did it like they did and it's fascinating 00:38:14.659 --> 00:38:17.980 to watch how much thought Went into this. Yeah. 00:38:17.980 --> 00:38:22.719 Oh, yeah, and just it's it's so genuine. Yeah 00:38:22.780 --> 00:38:25.380 How can you not think it's amazing unless you 00:38:25.380 --> 00:38:29.639 are simply a racist? Yeah. That's it. Right. 00:38:29.900 --> 00:38:31.500 That's it. Not to make it black and white, but 00:38:31.500 --> 00:38:34.300 that's the only thing my brain can go to. It's 00:38:34.300 --> 00:38:35.920 like, oh, well, I didn't like it because it wasn't 00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:39.019 in English. Well, sure, but you still had the 00:38:39.019 --> 00:38:41.579 mids and the lows. You had the highs. You have 00:38:41.579 --> 00:38:43.739 the whole music you can enjoy. You have the whole 00:38:43.739 --> 00:38:46.039 show you can enjoy. If you didn't understand 00:38:46.039 --> 00:38:48.619 the lyrics, whatever. Yeah, I have to be honest. 00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:52.019 I think... And I do mean this with much love, 00:38:52.460 --> 00:38:56.000 United States. I think Americans are lazy. Oh, 00:38:56.219 --> 00:38:59.480 sure. I mean, I... Well, that's a big generalization. 00:38:59.579 --> 00:39:01.980 It's a big generalization, but I'll stick with 00:39:01.980 --> 00:39:08.119 it. So what I mean by that is, for example, I 00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:11.059 am a huge Iron Maiden fan. I should probably 00:39:11.059 --> 00:39:14.139 be president of the American fan club, but... 00:39:14.139 --> 00:39:16.880 I'm a huge Iron Maiden fan. And when you see 00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:21.400 a lot of their concert footage from Japan, Rock 00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:26.840 in Rio, Brazil, yeah. These fans know every freaking 00:39:26.840 --> 00:39:31.340 word to their favorite songs. And English, they're 00:39:31.340 --> 00:39:33.179 not fluent in English. Might be a second language, 00:39:33.539 --> 00:39:35.599 might not be at all. But you know what? They 00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:38.960 learn the songs and what those songs mean. Right. 00:39:39.429 --> 00:39:42.510 and created chants for each of those songs. So 00:39:42.510 --> 00:39:45.690 they did that. And if you really want it, if 00:39:45.690 --> 00:39:47.110 you were like, you know, I really want to know 00:39:47.110 --> 00:39:49.250 what this guy's talking about, you know, get 00:39:49.250 --> 00:39:51.110 an app, get an app, be like, hey, I'm trying 00:39:51.110 --> 00:39:52.750 to learn some basic Spanish and see what you 00:39:52.750 --> 00:39:55.170 can pick up. Right. And how many of you Gen Xers 00:39:55.170 --> 00:39:59.230 out there have fucking like nine and nine sigloff 00:39:59.230 --> 00:40:02.090 balloons and know all the words? To a German 00:40:02.090 --> 00:40:05.489 song. To a German song. Yep. Yep. Come on, just 00:40:05.489 --> 00:40:08.239 a touch of effort. Touch of effort and then you 00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:10.579 can enjoy it. You can enjoy it without knowing 00:40:10.579 --> 00:40:12.940 Spanish. I don't know a lot of Spanish I know 00:40:12.940 --> 00:40:15.360 how to I know how to count to 20. I know how 00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:18.519 to like Where's the bathroom? I know how to say 00:40:18.519 --> 00:40:22.219 it in Spanish like yeah the basics to get around 00:40:22.219 --> 00:40:24.840 I don't know what Bad Bunny was saying. I thought 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:27.219 it was a great halftime show It was great. It 00:40:27.219 --> 00:40:30.739 was great and it was so visual and well done 00:40:30.739 --> 00:40:34.219 If you just paid attention you could at least 00:40:34.219 --> 00:40:36.469 figure out Like what he was doing and what he 00:40:36.469 --> 00:40:40.969 was talking about. Right. And it just efflored 00:40:40.969 --> 00:40:44.030 me. Efflored me that there were even establishments 00:40:44.030 --> 00:40:46.650 in our town and around our town that during the 00:40:46.650 --> 00:40:49.150 halftime show switched it off to that stupid 00:40:49.150 --> 00:40:53.829 thing that whatever it was. Pedophile boy. Bow 00:40:53.829 --> 00:40:56.349 to bow to bow. Whatever, whatever. I don't even 00:40:56.349 --> 00:40:59.349 know what that song is anymore. But the one that 00:40:59.349 --> 00:41:01.690 actually sings about the calendar girls that, 00:41:01.690 --> 00:41:05.420 you know, Donnie and And Epstein, you know. Oh, 00:41:05.539 --> 00:41:08.300 yeah. You know, he's the playlist of the pedophiles 00:41:08.300 --> 00:41:12.159 that are in the files. Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So 00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:16.699 interesting. Yeah. So anyway, we were fans of 00:41:16.699 --> 00:41:19.019 it. We like that. I'm glad your lady parts are 00:41:19.019 --> 00:41:22.340 moist. That's I have. I get it. I have fun, I 00:41:22.340 --> 00:41:24.440 guess. Yeah, that's my lady parts are moist, 00:41:24.739 --> 00:41:27.480 too. Absolutely. One one hundred percent. I'd 00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:31.469 be lactating if I could. You're not. Should I 00:41:31.469 --> 00:41:33.550 see a doctor? Should I be lactating right now? 00:41:33.650 --> 00:41:35.429 Maybe. Yeah, I think you should. God damn. Bad 00:41:35.429 --> 00:41:37.789 Bunny, why am I not lactating? Yeah. I mean, 00:41:37.829 --> 00:41:39.429 it's kind of like frogma for me. And Bad Bunny 00:41:39.429 --> 00:41:42.090 says, why are you not lactating? Why are you 00:41:42.090 --> 00:41:46.500 not lactating? You should be. Everyone. Um, okay. 00:41:46.619 --> 00:41:49.900 My last one is guys. We're leaving this we are 00:41:49.900 --> 00:41:52.920 out the door That was thank you for tuning in 00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:56.260 to the last mark mo show. I've never irish. Goodbye 00:41:56.260 --> 00:42:02.659 A comment on dms before I just freaking did uh 00:42:02.659 --> 00:42:07.119 at stoner stanley 420 Our guy. Hi Momo and Alan. 00:42:07.300 --> 00:42:11.760 So I had arrested the other days. Oh no. Yeah, 00:42:11.920 --> 00:42:15.059 the man with the shiny star on his chest put 00:42:15.059 --> 00:42:17.579 me in these bracelets and told me I have rights 00:42:17.579 --> 00:42:24.460 to silence. He took my weed and dropped me. He 00:42:24.460 --> 00:42:29.719 took my weed and dropped me at Dollar Tree. I 00:42:29.719 --> 00:42:37.250 bought shampoo. That's hilarious Holy hell, so 00:42:37.250 --> 00:42:41.070 you tell me Stan got Well clearly not arrested 00:42:41.070 --> 00:42:43.809 if he was dropped at the Dollar Tree He was just 00:42:43.809 --> 00:42:47.130 detained he was detained and then old Sarge took 00:42:47.130 --> 00:42:49.590 his weed and was like I'm dropping you off here 00:42:49.590 --> 00:42:53.570 I'll I'll be taking this right. I just wonder 00:42:53.570 --> 00:42:56.710 where Stan got the moolah to buy shampoo Right. 00:42:57.389 --> 00:43:00.000 That's a good question I always thought Stan 00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:02.960 was kind of, uh, was desolate of the pockets. 00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:05.639 Living, living off the land. Yeah. He might still 00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:08.420 be in Florida or some tropical place. Anywhere 00:43:08.420 --> 00:43:11.679 they have dollar trees, clearly. Yep. Damn. At 00:43:11.679 --> 00:43:13.420 least he got shampoo. I don't know how dirty 00:43:13.420 --> 00:43:16.420 his hair was. Yeah. I'm guessing he needed it. 00:43:16.420 --> 00:43:17.840 Because the question was, was he bathing in the 00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:21.559 river for that long? My guess is yeah, I'm sure 00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:24.800 he was. I'm sure he was. Well, at least you're 00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:27.280 not in the clanker, brother. You can still chime 00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:29.679 in. They could drop them at the Dollar Tree. 00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:34.179 That's rough. That's great. At any rate, that 00:43:34.179 --> 00:43:37.360 concludes my DMs. What do you have? I got several 00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:40.599 DMs today. I've got one here from Mr. J Brandy. 00:43:40.900 --> 00:43:44.300 How would you rate your street smarts on a scale 00:43:44.300 --> 00:43:49.550 of 10? And what sounds in particular would Frighten 00:43:49.550 --> 00:43:53.710 you while walking through town. I would say mine 00:43:53.710 --> 00:43:58.530 are Pretty close to a ten. I'll be somewhat modest 00:43:58.530 --> 00:44:02.630 and give myself a nine I honestly feel if I had 00:44:02.630 --> 00:44:04.989 to get rid of all of my worldly possessions and 00:44:04.989 --> 00:44:07.929 hit the street I think I could survive I might 00:44:07.929 --> 00:44:10.050 have to move to a warmer climate, but I think 00:44:10.050 --> 00:44:15.210 I could do it. Yeah I think not only my formal 00:44:15.210 --> 00:44:18.840 education, but my street education would allow 00:44:18.840 --> 00:44:23.039 me to kind of get by, learn to manipulate situations, 00:44:23.260 --> 00:44:26.780 learn how to work things to my advantage. I think 00:44:26.780 --> 00:44:29.920 I would do well. I think I would do real well. 00:44:30.380 --> 00:44:35.639 And as far as sounds, I went to Chicago and there 00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:38.360 were these sounds. It sounded like a gun. So 00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:42.239 I was crossing a street and it was by this dock 00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:44.280 area. There were trucks back there. And it was 00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:48.539 like, bang, bang, bang. I didn't flinch. Did 00:44:48.539 --> 00:44:50.500 not flinch. There was a dude on the other side 00:44:50.500 --> 00:44:53.539 of the street, like, was like, ah, meh! You know, 00:44:53.659 --> 00:44:57.179 it's like, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, 00:44:57.239 --> 00:44:58.179 meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, 00:44:58.179 --> 00:44:58.280 meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, 00:44:58.280 --> 00:44:59.219 meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, 00:44:59.219 --> 00:44:59.340 meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, 00:44:59.340 --> 00:44:59.820 meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, 00:44:59.820 --> 00:45:04.059 meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, 00:45:04.059 --> 00:45:17.400 meh, meh, me Would be a creepy voice not not 00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:20.159 like an urban voice not somebody from the streets 00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.820 nothing like that like that wouldn't bother me 00:45:22.820 --> 00:45:25.860 something out of place but like somebody that 00:45:25.860 --> 00:45:30.420 would sound like Like Nick Cajun long legs. Oh, 00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.119 yeah, that would frighten the hell out of me. 00:45:32.300 --> 00:45:36.300 If you turn down the alley guys like I'd be like 00:45:36.300 --> 00:45:39.119 First I'd put myself then I would run really 00:45:39.119 --> 00:45:41.539 fast in the opposite direction, right? Yeah. 00:45:42.059 --> 00:45:44.639 So I think just a creepy voice. The one Loli 00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:51.900 Island song. Dookie Kominatama jeans. Yep. Yeah. 00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:55.440 Oh, yeah. How about you? Oh, God, I'd have to 00:45:55.440 --> 00:45:58.300 say maybe on the scale, I'd say maybe a seven. 00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:03.000 I think I'm I. claimed to be very observant, 00:46:03.019 --> 00:46:05.260 and I do my best to be very observant of what's 00:46:05.260 --> 00:46:08.039 happening around me and people's attitudes and 00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:10.519 motives. I feel like I do a good job at that. 00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:15.300 So I'd say a seven. I didn't spend nearly as 00:46:15.300 --> 00:46:20.260 much time in Chicago or Chicagoland suburbs as 00:46:20.260 --> 00:46:22.539 you have. Oh, for sure. But I still feel like 00:46:22.539 --> 00:46:25.079 I have a good understanding and a good awareness 00:46:25.079 --> 00:46:28.039 of what's happening around me. Sounds that still 00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:31.309 scare me would be gunshots. Gunshots are not 00:46:31.309 --> 00:46:33.230 something you want to hear. Granted, you have 00:46:33.230 --> 00:46:35.769 to have a keen ear, because I've heard many gunshots 00:46:35.769 --> 00:46:39.030 in my life. I've fired firearms before. I know 00:46:39.030 --> 00:46:42.829 what a gunshot is. If you hear a trash truck 00:46:42.829 --> 00:46:45.630 picking up a dumpster and, like, doing one of 00:46:45.630 --> 00:46:49.750 those klanka -klankas to empty it, to an unkeen 00:46:49.750 --> 00:46:53.210 ear, it's as loud as a gunshot. If you're close 00:46:53.210 --> 00:46:57.050 enough to it. But to know what a gunshot sounds 00:46:57.050 --> 00:47:00.269 like, if it's with an ear shot, or... Several 00:47:00.269 --> 00:47:02.710 sets of tires squealing at the same time. Ah, 00:47:02.710 --> 00:47:04.510 there could be some shit happening over there 00:47:04.510 --> 00:47:08.409 and just knowing what's going on it's it's Those 00:47:08.409 --> 00:47:10.289 are the sounds that not necessarily frightened 00:47:10.289 --> 00:47:13.130 me, but but heightened my awareness I bring up 00:47:13.130 --> 00:47:17.949 that cortisol level. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so Yeah, 00:47:17.949 --> 00:47:20.710 I'd say a seven. I don't necessarily have the 00:47:20.710 --> 00:47:23.269 experience that you do But I still feel I could 00:47:23.269 --> 00:47:25.929 I could handle myself should I get in a sticky 00:47:25.929 --> 00:47:28.469 situation? Got it. Yeah, that's good in a way. 00:47:28.489 --> 00:47:33.019 Yeah I got a DM here from Teebo. The Teebo? The 00:47:33.019 --> 00:47:37.500 Teebo? Hmm. From iCarly? The Teebo? I was thinking 00:47:37.500 --> 00:47:40.539 of the quarterback. Be like, and he goes back 00:47:40.539 --> 00:47:45.320 to pass? And he goes down on one knee not knowing 00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:52.780 that ends the play. Teebo asking, would you be 00:47:52.780 --> 00:47:57.219 into a taco on a stick? The, I can't believe 00:47:57.219 --> 00:47:59.699 the Tebow actually reached out to me on this. 00:48:00.659 --> 00:48:05.639 Um, yes. Yes, I would. Taco on a stick. Be interested 00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:09.099 on a taco on a stick. Um, I can't believe that 00:48:09.099 --> 00:48:11.000 iCarlyStar checked into this show. That's kind 00:48:11.000 --> 00:48:14.440 of fucking cool. Uh, my question would be the 00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:17.719 logistics of the taco on the stick. Sure. If 00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:21.320 it's a corn tortilla, uh... That shit would just 00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:23.099 crumble. I don't know how you would get the taco 00:48:23.099 --> 00:48:24.559 on the stick. How are you getting it on the stick? 00:48:24.619 --> 00:48:26.420 How would you get it on the stick? If it's a 00:48:26.420 --> 00:48:29.059 flour tortilla, it would beg the question, how 00:48:29.059 --> 00:48:31.380 long has the taco been on the stick? Because 00:48:31.380 --> 00:48:35.099 flour tortillas, like any flour product, eventually, 00:48:35.619 --> 00:48:39.000 you know, the gluten proteins loosen as the meat 00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:41.039 and cheese leak into it and the moisture and 00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:44.639 everything. So if it's a fresh taco on a stick, 00:48:45.099 --> 00:48:48.099 that's just a meat kebab with a cozy on it. Indeed. 00:48:48.340 --> 00:48:51.710 With a koozie. So, yes, I would like one. I don't 00:48:51.710 --> 00:48:53.769 know how much it costs, and do I get to keep 00:48:53.769 --> 00:48:56.789 the stick? I asked that question back. Do I get 00:48:56.789 --> 00:48:58.949 to keep the stick? I think you should. Have I 00:48:58.949 --> 00:49:01.489 earned the stick? If you finish the taco, you've 00:49:01.489 --> 00:49:04.170 earned it. And to be honest, if there's a way 00:49:04.170 --> 00:49:08.050 to make a corn tortilla go on a stick without 00:49:08.050 --> 00:49:12.329 breaking, that's... I don't want to claim it 00:49:12.329 --> 00:49:15.190 too soon. That's almost Nobel Peace Prize -worthy. 00:49:15.530 --> 00:49:18.880 Oh yeah, I would agree. I mean... That is just 00:49:18.880 --> 00:49:21.139 my take. What's your take on the taco on a stick? 00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:24.579 I don't know how you do it. I don't know how 00:49:24.579 --> 00:49:26.639 you do it. It begs the girth of the stick, right? 00:49:26.739 --> 00:49:30.679 Right. If the stick is too girthy, it compromises 00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:34.340 the structural integrity of the tortilla. If 00:49:34.340 --> 00:49:37.559 the stick is too thin, how does it hold the weight 00:49:37.559 --> 00:49:39.519 of the filling of the tortilla? There's no way. 00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:43.119 There's no way to do it. There's no way to do 00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.019 it. Granted. So like if somebody says, hey, can 00:49:45.019 --> 00:49:47.099 you do a burrito on a stick? The answer is yeah, 00:49:47.300 --> 00:49:49.300 you can do a burrito on a stick. You know, you 00:49:49.300 --> 00:49:51.000 make your burrito, you put the stick through 00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:52.840 the burrito, and then you deep fry it, and you 00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:54.860 take it out. You got a burrito on a stick. Right. 00:49:55.179 --> 00:49:56.639 But a taco, how the hell are you going to do 00:49:56.639 --> 00:49:59.219 it? Because it's open. Right. Taco's open. The 00:49:59.219 --> 00:50:01.019 taco's open. Like if you put the stick through, 00:50:01.340 --> 00:50:03.119 and then you put all the toppings in there, and 00:50:03.119 --> 00:50:04.980 you lift the stick, you're just lifting the stick, 00:50:05.019 --> 00:50:06.599 and all the toppings are coming out of the taco. 00:50:06.940 --> 00:50:09.550 Right. And if it's a heavy burrito, you would 00:50:09.550 --> 00:50:12.690 imagine the stick has to be some sort of hardwood 00:50:12.690 --> 00:50:16.969 or even metal composite. Yep. You know, because 00:50:16.969 --> 00:50:21.090 then you're talking the dynamics of the inertial 00:50:21.090 --> 00:50:26.309 weight of this lever of sorts with the weight 00:50:26.309 --> 00:50:30.829 being on the end of it. Yeah, I just I'm going 00:50:30.829 --> 00:50:32.090 to go on the record and say I don't think it 00:50:32.090 --> 00:50:34.900 could be done. Prove us wrong. Prove me wrong. 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:37.480 Let us know in the Mark Mo Show comments, have 00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:39.639 you done taco on a stick? Because Tebow found 00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:41.659 a way, I don't believe it. I don't believe it. 00:50:41.820 --> 00:50:45.960 Yeah. I got a DM here from The Grim Reaper. Oh, 00:50:46.099 --> 00:50:48.719 I know him. Yeah, my man. Good friend. We've 00:50:48.719 --> 00:50:54.340 had some chats lately. If you saved a life, first 00:50:54.340 --> 00:50:57.019 of all, how dare you, but regardless, if you 00:50:57.019 --> 00:51:00.039 saved a life, how would you feel mentally and 00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:04.260 would you celebrate the good deed? How to save 00:51:04.260 --> 00:51:09.400 a round, where did I go wrong? How to free a 00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:11.679 beer, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, 00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:12.179 buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, 00:51:12.179 --> 00:51:12.179 buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, 00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:12.199 buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, 00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:12.199 buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, 00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:13.559 buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, 00:51:13.559 --> 00:51:16.480 buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:28.449 buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh Could you imagine 00:51:28.449 --> 00:51:33.170 Coolio is like first song this set is gangsters 00:51:33.170 --> 00:51:43.269 paradise next one? Is it too late to get a refund 00:51:43.269 --> 00:51:49.590 on these tickets This is terrible is he saying 00:51:49.590 --> 00:51:56.250 fly me to the moon Hey, yo Coolio you good, bro. 00:51:56.250 --> 00:51:59.230 You good, bro You good? Oh no, he's singing the 00:51:59.230 --> 00:52:04.949 Empire theme. He's going 1 -800. Or no. 5 -8 00:52:04.949 --> 00:52:11.489 -8, 2 -300, Empire today. Yep. Oh man, Coolio. 00:52:12.230 --> 00:52:14.750 He already got wrong. He's singing the Luna song. 00:52:14.969 --> 00:52:18.269 Oh no. Now he's - Boop boop boop boop. Luna. 00:52:19.889 --> 00:52:22.369 God damn it, Coolio. Come on, Coolio. Get it 00:52:22.369 --> 00:52:27.039 together. Uh, anyway, Grim Reaper. Yeah, back 00:52:27.039 --> 00:52:31.980 to that. If I saved a life, I think I would feel... 00:52:31.980 --> 00:52:34.760 I would feel good mentally, like I did a good 00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:37.920 thing. You always feel good after doing a good 00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:41.579 deed, right? Yeah. Whether it should be celebrated 00:52:41.579 --> 00:52:46.739 is up to whether you want to at that point. Like 00:52:46.739 --> 00:52:50.619 if I'm out doing grocery shopping and like I 00:52:50.619 --> 00:52:52.639 CPR someone and they come back to life, first 00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:55.760 of all, cool achievement. Cool, yeah. Cool achievement. 00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:59.400 That'll be a fun story to tell. I mean, I'm not 00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:01.280 gonna leave grocery shopping and be like, yo, 00:53:01.300 --> 00:53:03.760 let's fucking do shots, bro I just saved someone. 00:53:04.260 --> 00:53:06.639 I don't think that's me. Yeah I think I'm gonna 00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:09.639 take the groceries to my car and go home and 00:53:09.639 --> 00:53:12.019 then I'm gonna be like hey, babe I something 00:53:12.019 --> 00:53:17.880 cool happened today Yeah, you know, I I've had 00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:22.000 an experience or two where I've maybe saved someone's 00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:25.079 life and most recently it would have been in 00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:28.559 a bar, a local bar, and there was this guy and 00:53:28.559 --> 00:53:32.429 he was having... Spasms like he was having a 00:53:32.429 --> 00:53:35.170 full -on seizure seizure in a way Yeah, he was 00:53:35.170 --> 00:53:37.449 on the ground and so like I've kind of straddled 00:53:37.449 --> 00:53:40.429 him and I turned him on his side And like I was 00:53:40.429 --> 00:53:42.769 doing all thing protect the head make sure they 00:53:42.769 --> 00:53:45.230 yeah Well, yeah, and the dude was like he was 00:53:45.230 --> 00:53:47.090 like he was ramming his head off the wall and 00:53:47.090 --> 00:53:48.809 I'm like, okay Well, I got to pull him away and 00:53:48.809 --> 00:53:51.409 then I like oh my god QT quarter ton and I'm 00:53:51.409 --> 00:53:53.869 trying to yeah move him away on my own and finally 00:53:53.869 --> 00:53:55.889 got a little help and that was fine and I just 00:53:55.889 --> 00:53:58.739 had him on his side, but then he comes to He 00:53:58.739 --> 00:54:00.840 sees his big burly Irishman standing over him, 00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:02.739 and he just starts freaking out and flailing 00:54:02.739 --> 00:54:05.280 and doing all that. So for my good deed, I took 00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:08.539 a work boot to the temple. Fuck. And I flew back, 00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:11.579 and I literally did like a barrel roll into a 00:54:11.579 --> 00:54:14.860 superhero landing. Came right up and you're like, 00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:17.420 you didn't realize I was Captain America. Dude. 00:54:17.679 --> 00:54:20.579 I came up like Wolverine. I was ready to punch 00:54:20.579 --> 00:54:23.440 this guy in the face until I calmed down for 00:54:23.440 --> 00:54:26.179 a second, realized, oh right, just had a seizure. 00:54:26.340 --> 00:54:29.800 And here I am, like, I'm on my knees, and I pop 00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:33.340 up with both arms cocked, fists, and I'm just 00:54:33.340 --> 00:54:37.199 like, errr, and I'm like... Oh, yeah. Oh boy. 00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:39.960 Just had a thing happen He just had a thing and 00:54:39.960 --> 00:54:42.559 then he like freaks out runs behind the bar and 00:54:42.559 --> 00:54:45.219 he's just like And he's just kind of doing this 00:54:45.219 --> 00:54:47.400 thing and I just like and then I kind of creep 00:54:47.400 --> 00:54:51.239 around like dude Dude, and I like taking my hands 00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:56.420 like home. Yeah, dude. I'm like Okay, we don't 00:54:56.420 --> 00:54:59.280 want to go there right now. Right. I'm a guy 00:54:59.280 --> 00:55:01.780 who helped save your life. I'm like, you know. 00:55:01.980 --> 00:55:04.159 So brother maybe didn't realize he had the thing 00:55:04.159 --> 00:55:07.960 happen. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. When 00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:11.619 he dropped, he dropped like a rock. Yeah. That 00:55:11.619 --> 00:55:13.820 I won't forget. So brother may have just been 00:55:13.820 --> 00:55:15.800 at the point where he should have been cut off 00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:18.139 or maybe one of his friends should have been 00:55:18.139 --> 00:55:21.119 like, hey, we should go. We should go, big dog. 00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:24.360 Right. You don't look so good. Yeah. This guy 00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:26.260 dropped. I don't even know if I've seen him in 00:55:26.260 --> 00:55:29.199 there since but uh, yeah, that was a thing. You 00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:31.860 know, maybe old man needs a tolerance break So 00:55:31.860 --> 00:55:34.119 I don't I don't know how I feel like at the time 00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:36.619 I felt good I felt like okay, you know, there 00:55:36.619 --> 00:55:38.360 are a bunch of people standing around and I was 00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:39.920 one of the dudes that actually did something, 00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:43.320 right? You know, did I maybe save his life? I 00:55:43.320 --> 00:55:45.599 don't know, you know, he didn't choke on his 00:55:45.599 --> 00:55:47.940 tongue. He didn't concussion or something, right? 00:55:48.119 --> 00:55:52.219 Yeah, um But yeah, if I saw him again, I'd be 00:55:52.219 --> 00:55:54.460 like hey Kick me in the head again when I'm trying 00:55:54.460 --> 00:55:57.519 to say you're right. If you start freaking out 00:55:57.519 --> 00:56:00.920 again, you take your boot to me. Then my Wolverine 00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:03.420 claws are going to come out. I, too, wear boots. 00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:06.659 I, too, wear boots. And it's been a while since 00:56:06.659 --> 00:56:09.800 I've been to scrape. Been a while. Been a while 00:56:09.800 --> 00:56:15.000 since I've thrown hands. Yeah. With a man that 00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:20.440 fell on the floor. It's been a while. Yeah, man. 00:56:20.579 --> 00:56:23.900 I mean. Was the thing yeah, it's the thing so 00:56:23.900 --> 00:56:25.980 it's hard to say how I feel about it, but sure 00:56:25.980 --> 00:56:28.860 I don't know take some processing a big event. 00:56:29.139 --> 00:56:32.800 Yeah, I did my part Yeah, you know a good Samaritans 00:56:32.800 --> 00:56:35.639 behavior. I kind of leave it at that. Yeah fair 00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:41.039 point I agree. Yeah the final DM I received Frank 00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:47.619 Lloyd wrong Would you eat a ground human meat 00:56:47.619 --> 00:56:52.239 burrito if the prize was a brand new Corvette? 00:56:52.860 --> 00:56:57.480 No. No? No bueno? Nope. I mean... Human meat? 00:56:57.679 --> 00:57:01.059 No. That makes me no better than Trump and Epstein 00:57:01.059 --> 00:57:02.880 and all those crazy fucking people that are eating 00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:05.000 kids after they abuse them. No. I guess you're 00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:06.500 right. I guess you're right. Nope. Nope. Nope. 00:57:06.800 --> 00:57:09.380 My first, you know, it makes me Hannibal Lecter. 00:57:09.380 --> 00:57:11.780 I'm not doing that shit. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. 00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:14.940 Put the lotion in the basket, no! Yeah, it then 00:57:14.940 --> 00:57:18.300 begs the question, what human was this? Where 00:57:18.300 --> 00:57:20.860 did you source the meat? Right. How big is the 00:57:20.860 --> 00:57:24.239 burrito? If it's a two pound Chipotle burrito, 00:57:24.699 --> 00:57:27.599 no, no, no. I mean, man ass meat, no. Right, 00:57:27.639 --> 00:57:30.139 right. What? What are we talking about? Is the 00:57:30.139 --> 00:57:33.420 ass hair in the burrito too, or? Could be. Was 00:57:33.420 --> 00:57:36.500 it plucked like a chicken? Right. You know? How 00:57:36.500 --> 00:57:38.860 did you treat this human before they were, before 00:57:38.860 --> 00:57:41.739 they were slaughtered? Right. Right. You know, 00:57:41.780 --> 00:57:43.039 what if it was a big brother and you're talking 00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:46.420 BBC, man? No, I'm not. I don't, that's not a 00:57:46.420 --> 00:57:49.440 delectable dish to me. Yeah. I'm not partaking. 00:57:49.900 --> 00:57:51.880 I mean, the Corvette's cool, but that's not enough. 00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:54.320 No way. That's not, I mean, you're - A million 00:57:54.320 --> 00:57:57.119 dollars wouldn't be enough for me. No. No, frickin' 00:57:57.119 --> 00:57:59.699 way. I mean, a million dollars might be enough 00:57:59.699 --> 00:58:04.079 for me. Not me. Nope. A million dollars might 00:58:04.079 --> 00:58:06.960 be... If Frank Lloyd wrong rephrased and said 00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:11.139 a milli, I might be like, well... Why don't you 00:58:11.139 --> 00:58:14.280 hear me out? You do you, man. That's fair. But 00:58:14.280 --> 00:58:16.340 at least if I get a milli, I can share it amongst 00:58:16.340 --> 00:58:18.840 the friends and fam. That's true. And further 00:58:18.840 --> 00:58:22.599 improve the A &M studio. So... That's very true. 00:58:22.820 --> 00:58:24.119 And then just have to deal with the question, 00:58:24.519 --> 00:58:26.800 hey, yeah, I'm curious, have you ever eaten a 00:58:26.800 --> 00:58:29.920 man? Right. To which your question... I plead 00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:36.369 the fifth. A woman. Yeah. A man? Eat a man? Eat 00:58:36.369 --> 00:58:39.070 a man? It could have been a woman. What? It could 00:58:39.070 --> 00:58:44.130 have been a woman. Could have been, yeah. That's 00:58:44.130 --> 00:58:46.989 a no for the Corvette. It's a no for the Corvette. 00:58:47.110 --> 00:58:49.909 Wow. And that was the last DM I got. Wow, what 00:58:49.909 --> 00:58:52.650 a way to finish that. Holy hell. Frank Lloyd 00:58:52.650 --> 00:58:56.409 Wrong is crazy. Frank Lloyd Wrong, man. Investigate 00:58:56.409 --> 00:58:58.010 Frank Lloyd Wrong. He might have something on 00:58:58.010 --> 00:59:00.389 his fucking PC, bro. I think so. I think so. 00:59:01.510 --> 00:59:03.889 Well, on that note, it takes us to the Frozen 00:59:03.889 --> 00:59:07.190 Guy review. We're not eating frozen humans, so 00:59:07.190 --> 00:59:09.650 we're just going to throw that. Yet. Well. Yet. 00:59:09.969 --> 00:59:13.349 Honestly, I don't know. What do they put in those 00:59:13.349 --> 00:59:16.960 meals? That's a great question. I had a... Smart 00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:20.159 ones, spaghetti and meat sauce. Did you feel 00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:22.780 intelligent before or after eating it? No, I 00:59:22.780 --> 00:59:25.719 don't feel intelligent at all. So you're saying 00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:27.940 it gets docked a point for the intelligence. 00:59:28.940 --> 00:59:31.820 Probably. Yeah, I mean, if that's how it's branded. 00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:35.099 Yeah. Right, because we look at price point and 00:59:35.099 --> 00:59:39.000 portion size. Yep, all of it. You know, reasonability, 00:59:39.119 --> 00:59:42.480 you call yourself smart ones. I didn't feel particularly 00:59:42.480 --> 00:59:45.329 smart. in my decision. Devastating news. Yeah. 00:59:45.710 --> 00:59:48.469 But it was spaghetti and meat sauce. The noodles 00:59:48.469 --> 00:59:51.550 were good. The flavor of the meat sauce was good. 00:59:51.869 --> 00:59:54.670 The consistency? The meat? Could not tell what 00:59:54.670 --> 00:59:57.690 it was. It was a meat. Human? Could have been. 00:59:58.409 --> 01:00:03.829 It was in the maybe burger family. Maybe sausage? 01:00:03.849 --> 01:00:06.969 I don't know. You just knew it was meat. Right, 01:00:06.969 --> 01:00:09.190 because it wasn't... It's not meatballs you're 01:00:09.190 --> 01:00:11.369 talking about. Nope. It's meat sauce. It's crumbled 01:00:11.369 --> 01:00:14.869 in the sauce. Right. Yep. So maybe Italian sausage? 01:00:15.710 --> 01:00:19.230 Maybe. Maybe? Maybe. A lot of times when it's 01:00:19.230 --> 01:00:22.150 like that, it's usually, in the processing, it's 01:00:22.150 --> 01:00:27.150 usually a combo of chicken, beef, and pork. So 01:00:27.150 --> 01:00:30.210 that's probably what it was. And not a ton of 01:00:30.210 --> 01:00:34.309 meat. As I said, the flavor was good. The sauce 01:00:34.309 --> 01:00:39.630 was a little bit on the runny side. And not enough 01:00:39.630 --> 01:00:43.039 food. So if you got two of them... You're golden. 01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:46.099 Uh, the price point, I think it was two something. 01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:49.460 Two forty -nine, two sixty -nine. So it was under 01:00:49.460 --> 01:00:52.460 three. So if you need two of them though, then 01:00:52.460 --> 01:00:53.940 you double that price point when you're looking 01:00:53.940 --> 01:00:56.159 at - You're still under six bucks. Yeah. That's 01:00:56.159 --> 01:01:00.099 fair. And to be honest, I did add oregano and 01:01:00.099 --> 01:01:04.469 basil. Ah, so that's the caveat. Anytime you 01:01:04.469 --> 01:01:07.130 have to add something, I have to document it, 01:01:07.889 --> 01:01:11.289 which I do. And I felt that it was a little bit 01:01:11.289 --> 01:01:14.269 on the bland side, and I had to add a little 01:01:14.269 --> 01:01:16.869 bit of flavor to it. It almost makes me wonder 01:01:16.869 --> 01:01:20.889 if that's part of their marketing in some way 01:01:20.889 --> 01:01:23.469 of like, oh, smart ones, like low sodium, good 01:01:23.469 --> 01:01:25.730 for your heart kind of thing. And then it's like, 01:01:25.909 --> 01:01:28.710 well, you just took the flavor away. They just 01:01:28.710 --> 01:01:30.670 crushed up tomatoes. Right, right. That's what 01:01:30.670 --> 01:01:34.710 it was. Put in two grams of meat. okay cool yeah 01:01:34.710 --> 01:01:37.389 that's my protein for the next five minutes right 01:01:37.389 --> 01:01:40.969 exactly yeah that's it so but as i said it's 01:01:40.969 --> 01:01:44.170 like you know the the quantity not great uh had 01:01:44.170 --> 01:01:47.050 to add a few things to it uh spaghetti noodles 01:01:47.050 --> 01:01:50.289 themselves were like really good hearty they 01:01:50.289 --> 01:01:52.170 were hearty they were hearty enough it was fine 01:01:52.170 --> 01:01:55.050 like i said just maybe not enough uh so i i gave 01:01:55.050 --> 01:01:57.489 it a seven seven i think if the quantity was 01:01:57.489 --> 01:02:00.079 a little greater I think if they had added maybe 01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:02.360 a little bit more spice, I think it could have 01:02:02.360 --> 01:02:05.179 pushed into the eights, but I feel a 7 -7 is 01:02:05.179 --> 01:02:07.719 a fair. Fair, yeah. One of those things where 01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:10.199 you take up the extra sauce with a little French 01:02:10.199 --> 01:02:12.880 bread or something. You do that, and I do that 01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:14.880 from time to time. A lot of times you'll pick 01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:17.579 up a cheap baguette and just kind of have it 01:02:17.579 --> 01:02:22.659 on, you know, on hand, so to speak, and just 01:02:22.659 --> 01:02:26.059 parse them up. cut them into slices and use them. 01:02:26.320 --> 01:02:28.539 For example, when I have a meal like this and 01:02:28.539 --> 01:02:29.940 I look and I'm like, man, that's probably not 01:02:29.940 --> 01:02:31.900 gonna be enough. I'll just slice a piece of bread 01:02:31.900 --> 01:02:33.840 or two. And then when you have that sauce at 01:02:33.840 --> 01:02:37.480 the bottom, you just soak it up. And that's usually 01:02:37.480 --> 01:02:39.480 enough to fill you up and some flavor. Yeah, 01:02:39.579 --> 01:02:45.179 for sure. So yeah, 7 -7. Fair score. Which, before 01:02:45.179 --> 01:02:48.059 we take break, leads us to the other foods. And 01:02:48.059 --> 01:02:50.139 when we talk other foods, we're not talking frozen 01:02:50.139 --> 01:02:53.860 meals. We're talking Aidan scours the globe, 01:02:54.739 --> 01:02:56.480 which is this little globe on his desk. He just 01:02:56.480 --> 01:02:59.320 really scours the hell out of it. Spin it, pulling 01:02:59.320 --> 01:03:02.179 at it. He does. What a find. Yeah, while listening 01:03:02.179 --> 01:03:05.780 to Flowrida. You spin me right round. Although 01:03:05.780 --> 01:03:08.900 that's a... Is that a cover, a sample, or an 01:03:08.900 --> 01:03:11.619 interpolation? it's an interpolation because 01:03:11.619 --> 01:03:15.360 the lyrics don't match the original which was 01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:19.920 the 80s Dead or alive? Could be. I think is the 01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:25.920 name of the band that did... You spin me right 01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:29.039 round, baby, right round, like a wrecking baby, 01:03:29.059 --> 01:03:31.539 right round, right round. Whoa, content match. 01:03:32.059 --> 01:03:34.059 Oh! We might have blown it. We might have been 01:03:34.059 --> 01:03:35.400 second over. Gosh, damn it. Might have been a 01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:38.840 second over. I'll fix it in post. Oh, man. Well, 01:03:38.840 --> 01:03:41.539 anyway, these other foods usually suck ass, so 01:03:41.539 --> 01:03:46.219 what did you find? What I have not tapped into 01:03:46.219 --> 01:03:51.860 recently is the condiment Genre hmm Condiments 01:03:51.860 --> 01:03:55.320 condiments, and I found a little something today 01:03:55.320 --> 01:04:02.800 called Gentleman's relish. Oh, no. Oh No The 01:04:02.800 --> 01:04:10.159 gentleman's relish is a British brand of anchovy 01:04:10.159 --> 01:04:16.800 paste created in 1828. Oh, damn. By one John 01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:20.559 Osborne. Oh, John. Quote, it is a savory paste 01:04:20.559 --> 01:04:24.280 with salty and slightly fishy taste and contains 01:04:24.280 --> 01:04:29.039 salted anchovies. A minimum of 60 % of the condiment 01:04:29.039 --> 01:04:34.730 is anchovy fish. No shit. Yeah. Today, the secret 01:04:34.730 --> 01:04:37.869 recipe is withheld from all but one employee 01:04:37.869 --> 01:04:42.590 at the Elzenum Quality Foods in England, which 01:04:42.590 --> 01:04:45.969 is the licensed manufacturer. It gets a little 01:04:45.969 --> 01:04:50.150 better. They make variants of said condiment. 01:04:51.789 --> 01:04:54.329 Elzenum Quality Foods also makes a similarly 01:04:54.329 --> 01:04:57.889 packaged product, Poacher's Relish, which is 01:04:57.889 --> 01:05:02.380 the same fish paste condiment, but this time 01:05:02.380 --> 01:05:06.760 made with smoked salmon. Ooh. Oh, no. Can't wait 01:05:06.760 --> 01:05:11.480 to spread that on your toast, hey? No. Since 01:05:11.480 --> 01:05:15.059 2008. Granted, these are all a century old, right? 01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:20.860 If not more. Yep. Since then, since 2008, a recent 01:05:20.860 --> 01:05:24.900 one, a third variation, the angler's relish made 01:05:24.900 --> 01:05:28.519 from smoked mackerel. Oh, God. Salted butter 01:05:28.519 --> 01:05:34.179 lemon juice. was introduced to mark the 180th 01:05:34.179 --> 01:05:39.780 anniversary of the original creation. Now, why 01:05:39.780 --> 01:05:43.920 would you do that? You've got mustard, you've 01:05:43.920 --> 01:05:45.679 got brown mustard, you've got Dijon mustard, 01:05:45.800 --> 01:05:49.820 you've got relish, like regular people relish. 01:05:50.239 --> 01:05:51.880 There are so many good condiments. You've got 01:05:51.880 --> 01:05:53.739 all the dressings. You've got ranch, French, 01:05:54.019 --> 01:05:57.880 Italian, blue cheese. Why would you spread... 01:05:57.500 --> 01:06:01.340 You've got Vegemite and Marmite and Butter. Why 01:06:01.340 --> 01:06:05.199 would you spread Gentleman's Relish on your toast? 01:06:05.820 --> 01:06:08.760 What's wrong with you? A lot. A lot would be 01:06:08.760 --> 01:06:11.360 wrong with you. I mean, like, oh, I need a little 01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:13.539 more protein during breakfast. Brother, cook 01:06:13.539 --> 01:06:16.440 a sausage patty. Cook some eggs. Put some beans 01:06:16.440 --> 01:06:20.840 on toast. Beans have protein and fiber. You'll 01:06:20.840 --> 01:06:23.500 be shutting yourself at work in no time. I love 01:06:23.500 --> 01:06:25.739 doing that. Shart yourself on company time and 01:06:25.739 --> 01:06:27.539 then you make an extra penny or whatever the 01:06:27.539 --> 01:06:29.380 saying is. Oh wait, no, I don't know what that's 01:06:29.380 --> 01:06:30.800 like. I've been out of work for a while. Sharting 01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:33.639 yourself? Oh, oh yeah. No, doing that at work. 01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:35.719 Oh yeah. I just do that in my living room now. 01:06:36.019 --> 01:06:39.179 Oh, okay. I do that at work and in my living 01:06:39.179 --> 01:06:42.480 room. And in the bar. And in my car. Yeah. Walks 01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:44.239 through the parks. Any places that rhyme. Bar, 01:06:44.400 --> 01:06:51.420 car, par. Yeah. The food mart. They told me there'd 01:06:51.420 --> 01:06:55.280 be no rhyming. Oh no. So it's best way. Freestyling. 01:06:55.340 --> 01:06:57.440 Where do you show yourself? In the bar? In the 01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:02.480 car? In the mart? In the park? Right. Literally 01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:06.199 a little green eggs and ham situation. Green 01:07:06.199 --> 01:07:08.179 eggs and ham sandwiches. Would also make me shart. 01:07:08.380 --> 01:07:11.179 In my fucking trousers, bro. Yeah, oh, for sure. 01:07:11.880 --> 01:07:14.340 For sure. Gentleman's relish for everybody. Exactly. 01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:17.039 I mean, I'd have a full -on Oval Office, no doubt. 01:07:19.699 --> 01:07:24.659 Anywho. Anyway. It is time for these gentlemen 01:07:24.659 --> 01:07:28.539 to partake in some gentleman's relish away from 01:07:28.539 --> 01:07:33.139 said podcast. Cheerio. All right, we're back, 01:07:33.260 --> 01:07:37.579 everybody. This very interesting Edition of the 01:07:37.579 --> 01:07:41.119 mark mo show an educational one of that for sure 01:07:41.119 --> 01:07:44.199 no doubt I'm your host mark Maloney, and this 01:07:44.199 --> 01:07:48.000 is Aidan and Way we go with you just made the 01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:49.940 list is our top ten list ten through two and 01:07:49.940 --> 01:07:54.820 a number one big reveal and It's important to 01:07:54.820 --> 01:07:59.840 acknowledge and explain the rules Yeah, hang 01:07:59.840 --> 01:08:05.239 on oh Here we go. Oh one rule No rules. Ooh, 01:08:05.380 --> 01:08:08.239 let's freaking go. Yep. So we're lucky. We're 01:08:08.239 --> 01:08:10.159 lucky that way. Thank goodness. Blessed even. 01:08:10.860 --> 01:08:15.739 Yeah. Guess. Anyway, it is Black History Month. 01:08:16.199 --> 01:08:20.600 So for that, this top 10 for this week will be 01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:24.340 top 10 African American actors. That is good. 01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:28.770 Yeah. That is good. Ja, das ist gut. A top 10 01:08:28.770 --> 01:08:30.689 list? Why did I just do German? It's Black History 01:08:30.689 --> 01:08:34.050 Month. Here I am doing German. Das ist gut. Das 01:08:34.050 --> 01:08:39.569 ist gut. Oh good god. Anyway. Es bueno, si? Es 01:08:39.569 --> 01:08:43.619 bueno, si? I'm not doing anything else. Nope. 01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:48.260 Nope. Put a pause. Yeah, you went to yours first. 01:08:48.300 --> 01:08:52.119 Okay. I'll hit my honorable mentions. It's very 01:08:52.119 --> 01:08:56.779 tough to make a top 10 of such a fantastically 01:08:56.779 --> 01:08:59.720 large number of excellent actors and actresses. 01:08:59.720 --> 01:09:05.539 Sure. So honorable mentions. Zendaya Sodomir 01:09:05.539 --> 01:09:09.039 Coleman. Got to be on there. Okay. Don Cheadle. 01:09:09.229 --> 01:09:13.189 James Earl Jones Chadwick Bozeman Anthony Mackie 01:09:13.189 --> 01:09:17.430 Kiki Palmer Danny Glover Wesley Snipes Jamie 01:09:17.430 --> 01:09:21.869 Foxx Donald Glover Kerry Washington. Oh great 01:09:21.869 --> 01:09:26.109 That's the honorable mentions list. Oh good Lord 01:09:26.109 --> 01:09:29.270 Now for the top ten. I will do my ten through 01:09:29.270 --> 01:09:33.050 two and save my number one per as the unspoken 01:09:33.050 --> 01:09:37.939 rules. Uh -huh number ten Forrest Whitaker Gotta 01:09:37.939 --> 01:09:41.560 be on there. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah. My head 01:09:41.560 --> 01:09:44.579 for two seconds was somewhere else. Oh no. And 01:09:44.579 --> 01:09:46.960 I was about to ask you, why did you just pick 01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:51.600 Forrest Gump? I'm not, I mean... You know, this 01:09:51.600 --> 01:09:55.239 show, this show is about honesty and transparency. 01:09:55.859 --> 01:09:57.520 You know, we don't black highlight anything. 01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:01.439 You know, redactions, none of that. Right, right. 01:10:01.939 --> 01:10:04.319 So I just, I had to do it because I almost started 01:10:04.319 --> 01:10:07.859 laughing to myself. That would have needed an 01:10:07.859 --> 01:10:11.140 explanation. Number ten, Forrest Gump. No, number 01:10:11.140 --> 01:10:13.640 ten is Forrest Whitaker. Life is like a box of 01:10:13.640 --> 01:10:15.600 chocolates. You never know what you're gonna 01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:20.159 get. Number nine, Eddie Murphy. Number eight, 01:10:20.479 --> 01:10:22.960 Laurence Fishburne, my man. Oh, yeah. What a 01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:27.020 guy. Number seven, Halle Berry. You gotta have 01:10:27.020 --> 01:10:29.800 her on the list for sure. Number six, I had Will 01:10:29.800 --> 01:10:34.760 Smith. Number five, Idris Elba. Dude's just great. 01:10:35.340 --> 01:10:38.979 Dude, my man is just great. Number four, Viola 01:10:38.979 --> 01:10:41.939 Davis. Oh, she's phenomenal. She's phenomenal. 01:10:42.319 --> 01:10:46.489 Number three, Denzel Washington. Mama, I mean 01:10:46.489 --> 01:10:51.930 come on and number two Morgan Freeman When I 01:10:51.930 --> 01:10:53.649 get a cold, I sound like Morgan Freeman. This 01:10:53.649 --> 01:10:55.829 is true. I love that. This is true I don't quite 01:10:55.829 --> 01:10:58.909 have a full -on cold. I have kind of a mid bass 01:10:58.909 --> 01:11:00.770 range in my voice right now, but not enough to 01:11:00.770 --> 01:11:03.689 pull it off Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you have to take 01:11:03.689 --> 01:11:06.989 advantage when when the situation right, right? 01:11:07.970 --> 01:11:11.069 I Tend to have a bit of a deeper voice, but I 01:11:11.069 --> 01:11:14.029 don't know how to translate that into like a 01:11:14.029 --> 01:11:16.739 good Morgan Freeman Like, it's almost like your 01:11:16.739 --> 01:11:20.960 vocal cords have to be damaged in some way, or 01:11:20.960 --> 01:11:24.779 healing in some way. Enable, like, I'm Logan 01:11:24.779 --> 01:11:27.720 Freeman. Like, I can't do it. Yeah, there's some 01:11:27.720 --> 01:11:29.479 voices I can just do, and then there's others 01:11:29.479 --> 01:11:31.899 where there has to be some sort of defect going 01:11:31.899 --> 01:11:36.060 on at the time for me to pull that off. But, 01:11:36.100 --> 01:11:39.800 yeah, I definitely need... Some help. Yeah, yeah 01:11:39.800 --> 01:11:43.880 Morgan for sure. Please doctor. Give me influenza 01:11:43.880 --> 01:11:47.920 a I have to act as Morgan Freeman right now Exactly. 01:11:48.300 --> 01:11:50.300 Yeah, do I get excited when I have a cold and 01:11:50.300 --> 01:11:53.760 I'm like Beep beep beep beep. Oh, Aidan. Yeah, 01:11:53.760 --> 01:11:57.199 what's up? We need to record now. Well, you see 01:11:57.199 --> 01:12:00.680 I'm Morgan Freeman and Freeman you see and it 01:12:00.680 --> 01:12:06.500 was a friend of mine you see Batman All right 01:12:06.649 --> 01:12:10.310 I don't mention for me, I've Don Cheadle, Chadwick 01:12:10.310 --> 01:12:14.010 Boseman, Regina King, and Wesley Snipes. Gotta 01:12:14.010 --> 01:12:15.949 have them. Gotta have them. Regina King's a good 01:12:15.949 --> 01:12:18.329 call, by the way. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good 01:12:18.329 --> 01:12:22.930 call. Number 10, Angela Bassett. Oh, no sh... 01:12:22.930 --> 01:12:27.520 Yeah, yeah. Number 9, Eddie Murphy. my man gotta 01:12:27.520 --> 01:12:33.140 pick donkey my man uh donkey okay by the way 01:12:33.140 --> 01:12:35.939 let's let's swerve off the highway are we tangent 01:12:35.939 --> 01:12:38.880 are we tangenting oh we are we are that's this 01:12:38.880 --> 01:12:44.359 whole show so um i have to say i i watched a 01:12:44.359 --> 01:12:46.779 youtube video the other day i forget who the 01:12:46.779 --> 01:12:48.840 creator was otherwise i would credit them for 01:12:48.840 --> 01:12:53.920 this however they talked about shrek and that 01:12:53.920 --> 01:12:58.539 the shrek that we got with Mike Myers in its 01:12:58.539 --> 01:13:01.859 animation and its story and the whole thing was 01:13:01.859 --> 01:13:06.770 not the Shrek. We were supposed to get. Not at 01:13:06.770 --> 01:13:08.850 all. The Shrek we were supposed to get was a 01:13:08.850 --> 01:13:12.109 very dark Tim Burton -y. Yeah. Like that Shrek 01:13:12.109 --> 01:13:16.390 looked weird AF, man. Right. And was voiced by 01:13:16.390 --> 01:13:19.189 none other than Chris Farley. Yeah. Who had done 01:13:19.189 --> 01:13:23.989 95 % of that movie. Was done. It's wild. And 01:13:23.989 --> 01:13:27.109 they thought about getting his brother, who was 01:13:27.109 --> 01:13:30.550 grieving at the time, to do the last 5 % so they 01:13:30.550 --> 01:13:34.600 could do this movie. Right. And apparently, things 01:13:34.600 --> 01:13:38.439 work for a reason and that whatever that Shrek 01:13:38.439 --> 01:13:41.140 was, there would not have been a Shrek 2 or a 01:13:41.140 --> 01:13:43.079 Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 01:13:43.079 --> 01:13:43.079 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a 01:13:43.079 --> 01:13:43.560 Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 01:13:43.560 --> 01:13:43.680 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a 01:13:43.680 --> 01:13:43.680 Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 01:13:43.680 --> 01:13:44.399 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a 01:13:44.399 --> 01:13:44.399 Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 01:13:44.399 --> 01:13:44.399 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a 01:13:44.399 --> 01:13:44.579 Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 01:13:44.579 --> 01:13:50.699 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a 01:13:50.699 --> 01:13:57.119 Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Shrek 01:13:57.119 --> 01:13:59.020 3 or a Shrek 3 or a Don't get. We go save a princess. 01:14:00.000 --> 01:14:03.399 Right. And that was just that was all Mike Myers. 01:14:03.579 --> 01:14:05.899 Right. That was probably the best thing they 01:14:05.899 --> 01:14:09.479 had happened. Yeah. For sure. Number eight, Laurence 01:14:09.479 --> 01:14:12.500 Fishburne. He's great. I mean, come on. You know, 01:14:12.500 --> 01:14:15.439 he's in the he's in the John Wick movies. He's 01:14:15.439 --> 01:14:18.220 so great. He's he's in. Oh, God. The other one 01:14:18.220 --> 01:14:21.039 with Keanu Reeves with the red pill, blue pill. 01:14:21.060 --> 01:14:25.460 Oh, Matrix. Matrix. Yeah. I felt bad because 01:14:25.460 --> 01:14:28.479 once I got like I had this list it was like 25 01:14:28.479 --> 01:14:32.159 actors and I'm like that's how am I gonna list 01:14:32.159 --> 01:14:37.100 this right I felt bad not having Laurence Fishburne 01:14:37.100 --> 01:14:39.800 in the top ten but I'm like or in the top five 01:14:39.800 --> 01:14:41.960 rather because he's in the top ten I was like 01:14:41.960 --> 01:14:44.680 but where do I put him like he's in the top ten 01:14:44.680 --> 01:14:48.199 but the top five is so strong I'm like fuck yeah 01:14:48.199 --> 01:14:52.810 oh yeah I have Forrest Whitaker 7. He's fantastic. 01:14:53.149 --> 01:14:58.109 He's in a cop movie with Jeff Bridges. Kind of 01:14:58.109 --> 01:15:01.310 an Irish cop movie, Boston Cop Story. Oh, yeah. 01:15:01.449 --> 01:15:03.729 Blown Away, I think. Tommy Lee Jones is the bad 01:15:03.729 --> 01:15:08.109 guy. Great movie. Really good movie. And he's 01:15:08.109 --> 01:15:14.859 also in, oh gosh, Taken 3. So that was the third 01:15:14.859 --> 01:15:17.539 one where Brian Mills wife gets killed spoiler 01:15:17.539 --> 01:15:22.279 alert. It's been out a long time. Yeah so Anyway, 01:15:22.880 --> 01:15:24.439 yeah, it's the third one where he gets in trouble 01:15:24.439 --> 01:15:26.199 and he's running around Los Angeles evading the 01:15:26.199 --> 01:15:30.220 police Yeah, and the head detective is for Swinnaker 01:15:30.220 --> 01:15:33.760 and he's great. Yeah, he's fantastic Viola Davis, 01:15:34.319 --> 01:15:38.399 yes hands down Just fantastic number five James 01:15:38.399 --> 01:15:41.359 Earl Jones. I mean the dudes are yeah, he's Darth 01:15:41.359 --> 01:15:44.920 Vader and he's in Maybe one of the greatest baseball 01:15:44.920 --> 01:15:49.039 movies of all time. So You know that whole speech 01:15:49.039 --> 01:15:52.539 where? He's talking to Ray and he walks out into 01:15:52.539 --> 01:15:55.720 the baseball and he's just talking about baseball 01:15:55.720 --> 01:15:58.500 as it pertains to like history and that they 01:15:58.500 --> 01:16:00.899 you know Ray Liotta who's plays shoeless Joe 01:16:00.899 --> 01:16:04.500 and they like invite him out into the corn Yeah, 01:16:04.800 --> 01:16:07.520 yeah, like that whole speech is just phenomenal. 01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:10.420 It's just really great number four Will Smith 01:16:11.310 --> 01:16:13.590 You know, you could pick a gazillion movies. 01:16:14.050 --> 01:16:17.050 Bad Boys Bad Boys is great, and then Martin Lawrence 01:16:17.050 --> 01:16:20.229 Bad Boys is fun to watch. It's just fun. It's 01:16:20.229 --> 01:16:22.409 fun to watch. It's a buddy cop movie, and it's 01:16:22.409 --> 01:16:25.750 just fun. And Martin Lawrence is just... I mean, 01:16:25.970 --> 01:16:29.170 Will Smith is a comic anyway. You know, he's 01:16:29.170 --> 01:16:32.050 a funny guy. But Martin Lawrence has to play 01:16:32.050 --> 01:16:34.670 that role. Martin Lawrence is great, too. It's 01:16:34.670 --> 01:16:36.850 just hilarious. I mean, yeah, Martin Lawrence 01:16:36.850 --> 01:16:38.270 could have been on this list, too. Would you 01:16:38.270 --> 01:16:43.729 say... that Bad Boys is the lethal weapon of 01:16:43.729 --> 01:16:47.149 recent, in recent movies. I would agree. Yeah. 01:16:47.289 --> 01:16:49.729 Yeah. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, which is another 01:16:49.729 --> 01:16:52.449 great series. Danny Glover, who made my honorable 01:16:52.449 --> 01:16:54.590 mentions. He sure did. Bless his soul. Yeah. 01:16:54.909 --> 01:16:57.470 I would, I would agree. I've always wondered 01:16:57.470 --> 01:17:00.050 if Donald Glover is related to him, but I never 01:17:00.050 --> 01:17:02.689 looked it up. That's a good question. Yeah. Yeah. 01:17:03.170 --> 01:17:05.149 That's something to consider. And another guy 01:17:05.149 --> 01:17:07.630 that could have made the list. Yeah. All right. 01:17:07.630 --> 01:17:10.539 I did have... Donald Glover on my honorable mentions. 01:17:10.600 --> 01:17:12.579 So there you go. Just to be fair. Just to puff 01:17:12.579 --> 01:17:20.560 out your chest. Don't break your arm. God bless 01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:23.960 community. Great show. So good. Great show. Morgan 01:17:23.960 --> 01:17:27.659 Freeman number three. and Samuel L. Jackson. 01:17:28.279 --> 01:17:31.859 Number two, snakes get off my damn plane. I have 01:17:31.859 --> 01:17:35.739 a weird feeling our top threes are similar. Yeah. 01:17:35.960 --> 01:17:40.340 Oh, no. Yeah, I think. Because my two or my three 01:17:40.340 --> 01:17:43.699 was Denzel. Yep. My two was Morgan Freeman. Oh, 01:17:43.920 --> 01:17:48.239 no. My number one reveal, Samuel L. Jackson. 01:17:48.880 --> 01:17:52.720 Snakes get off my damn plane. On the motherfucking 01:17:52.720 --> 01:17:57.399 plane. God bless his soul. And, of course, in 01:17:57.399 --> 01:17:59.920 the Marvel Universe, you know, that's so good. 01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:03.399 That's the fucking Great Nick Fury. The Tarantino 01:18:03.399 --> 01:18:07.560 movie? Fucking Pulp Fiction? Get real. Well, 01:18:07.979 --> 01:18:10.659 Pulp Fiction, he's great, right? He's been in 01:18:10.659 --> 01:18:15.920 multiple. Was he in Django? Yeah, Django is crazy. 01:18:16.079 --> 01:18:20.779 He's also in Hateful Eight. Oh, right. Yeah, 01:18:20.800 --> 01:18:23.770 he's just phenomenal. Yeah, Samuel had to be 01:18:23.770 --> 01:18:26.390 my number one. I know it's hard to push down 01:18:26.390 --> 01:18:29.130 Morgan and Denzel, but yeah Yeah, he's in this 01:18:29.130 --> 01:18:32.250 movie black snake moan and that is a phenomena 01:18:32.250 --> 01:18:35.270 like his role in that Is this old blues singer 01:18:35.270 --> 01:18:39.510 is just so great? Yeah, but my number one is 01:18:39.510 --> 01:18:44.350 Denzel. Yeah Just I don't know. I mean equalizer 01:18:44.350 --> 01:18:47.470 is One of my favorite. I guess you could call 01:18:47.470 --> 01:18:51.159 it a series now. We're three movies in He's just 01:18:51.159 --> 01:18:53.239 great, and I mean, even though he's getting older, 01:18:53.699 --> 01:18:56.779 he plays the character in respect to the character 01:18:56.779 --> 01:19:01.359 Adrian. And it's really great to see him in that 01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:04.079 role, but he's had so many other great movies. 01:19:04.300 --> 01:19:08.800 Denzel has one of those magical acting abilities 01:19:08.800 --> 01:19:14.289 to perform as just a guy. Like you see him on 01:19:14.289 --> 01:19:16.310 screen. He's like, oh, that's that's a guy. That's 01:19:16.310 --> 01:19:18.310 just a dude. It's a dude, right? And then he 01:19:18.310 --> 01:19:21.189 like he like turns it on like he's the action 01:19:21.189 --> 01:19:24.090 hero. It's drama action, whatever it is. He's 01:19:24.090 --> 01:19:26.710 like, oh, that's a guy. Oh, but you can tell 01:19:26.710 --> 01:19:29.449 he's got some shit. You can tell he's got some 01:19:29.449 --> 01:19:32.319 shit. It's one of those deep seated like. He 01:19:32.319 --> 01:19:36.460 just plays the role so well. So well. So well. 01:19:36.539 --> 01:19:40.800 So well. And there's this movie, Man on Fire, 01:19:41.039 --> 01:19:45.340 that's really great. Glory for history buffs. 01:19:45.340 --> 01:19:49.079 Oh, yeah. Yeah. About the, I believe it was Massachusetts 01:19:49.079 --> 01:19:52.140 54th, which was an all -black regiment going 01:19:52.140 --> 01:19:56.529 against the South. And that was just so... impactful 01:19:56.529 --> 01:20:00.069 and his role was impactful. Just I mean, I could 01:20:00.069 --> 01:20:02.470 go on and on about Denzel. He's just fantastic. 01:20:03.409 --> 01:20:06.109 That is the end of that particular segment. If 01:20:06.109 --> 01:20:08.270 you have your own top 10 list, maybe there is 01:20:08.270 --> 01:20:10.850 an actor actress we missed. Oh, there is one. 01:20:10.970 --> 01:20:14.210 Oh, no, I just thought of him. Michael B. Jordan. 01:20:14.689 --> 01:20:16.909 We didn't have Michael B. Jordan on either of 01:20:16.909 --> 01:20:19.869 our lists. But granted, there's no rules. So 01:20:19.869 --> 01:20:24.970 I'll tie him for 10th place. Yeah. Right. Yeah, 01:20:24.970 --> 01:20:27.149 I mean that's fair. It's like he's still a younger 01:20:27.149 --> 01:20:29.430 guy So I kind of put him there like we didn't 01:20:29.430 --> 01:20:31.050 even have Sidney Poitier and he's one of the 01:20:31.050 --> 01:20:33.590 greatest actors of all time So yeah, when you 01:20:33.590 --> 01:20:35.369 do these top ten, you're gonna miss some people. 01:20:35.409 --> 01:20:37.430 That's tough. You're gonna miss some people So 01:20:37.430 --> 01:20:40.930 I you know, I completely understand Understand 01:20:40.930 --> 01:20:43.989 how that works. But yeah, Michael B Jordan centers. 01:20:43.989 --> 01:20:46.609 I mean, come on. Yeah, I haven't seen that yet 01:20:46.609 --> 01:20:49.409 I have so many people yelling at me about that 01:20:49.409 --> 01:20:51.210 that I haven't seen it that I would like it I'm 01:20:51.210 --> 01:20:54.850 sure I will when I get around to seeing I don't 01:20:54.850 --> 01:20:56.329 know what streaming service it's on, but I'm 01:20:56.329 --> 01:20:59.430 sure I'll get to it. Yeah, but yeah, I you know 01:20:59.430 --> 01:21:01.470 and when he did the Creed movies I thought those 01:21:01.470 --> 01:21:04.630 were Those were pretty great, and I really enjoyed 01:21:04.630 --> 01:21:08.090 the Rocky series taking that turn where Rocky 01:21:08.090 --> 01:21:10.210 finally admits Yeah, I'm just too old to do this 01:21:10.210 --> 01:21:13.270 shit. I will be a mentor right then he mentors 01:21:13.270 --> 01:21:16.350 Apollo's kid which is pretty great, and it's 01:21:16.350 --> 01:21:20.090 a great story and And I think he does a really 01:21:20.090 --> 01:21:23.970 great job of that. But he also had a role in 01:21:23.970 --> 01:21:27.789 Marvel as well. And yeah, I mean, I think he's 01:21:27.789 --> 01:21:30.550 on the rise. I agree, for sure. I think he's 01:21:30.550 --> 01:21:33.109 on the rise. And one thing I always like to point 01:21:33.109 --> 01:21:35.329 out, because we always ask the lovely listeners 01:21:35.329 --> 01:21:37.489 what their thoughts are on our top 10, our honorable 01:21:37.489 --> 01:21:41.109 mentions. I'd like to know what the lovely listeners 01:21:41.109 --> 01:21:44.550 thoughts are on our top three versus top five 01:21:44.550 --> 01:21:47.630 versus top ten versus your honorable mention 01:21:47.630 --> 01:21:50.109 should have been the top ten like sure give us 01:21:50.109 --> 01:21:52.430 your assessment Right like that doubt that would 01:21:52.430 --> 01:21:54.430 be kind of cool of like if you have your own 01:21:54.430 --> 01:21:56.510 listing You're like, I can't believe you bumped 01:21:56.510 --> 01:21:59.409 him for this guy or I can't sure if she wasn't 01:21:59.409 --> 01:22:02.050 higher on the list Let us know because that's 01:22:02.050 --> 01:22:04.649 that's very interesting. Right? Yeah, we we enjoy 01:22:04.649 --> 01:22:07.010 the engagement. So by all means reach out to 01:22:07.010 --> 01:22:11.350 us Maloney media com is the Instagram for a lot 01:22:11.350 --> 01:22:14.649 of our content so you can find us there Also, 01:22:14.649 --> 01:22:16.750 aid Maloney or mark Maloney. You can find us 01:22:16.750 --> 01:22:21.000 on our you know, Facebook insta You name it We're 01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:23.640 kind of all over. The only thing we haven't done, 01:22:23.800 --> 01:22:26.279 which once again, I'm getting friends that are 01:22:26.279 --> 01:22:28.939 like, you need to do this. So we're not on TikTok. 01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:31.960 So I think we're gonna bite the bullet here in 01:22:31.960 --> 01:22:35.600 the near future and get an account and throw 01:22:35.600 --> 01:22:38.600 some content. Throw some, yeah. Although I've 01:22:38.600 --> 01:22:41.380 been hearing there's things going on in the Tiktok 01:22:41.380 --> 01:22:45.359 world. There's things. Yeah, like some massive 01:22:45.359 --> 01:22:47.340 percentage of people have uninstalled the app 01:22:47.340 --> 01:22:49.800 because of how dogshit it is. Which we all knew 01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:51.939 was dogshit when it sucked up to a pedophilic 01:22:51.939 --> 01:22:55.739 president. But, you know. dog shittery twice 01:22:55.739 --> 01:22:58.739 you know you fool me once fool me twice don't 01:22:58.739 --> 01:23:02.020 go fooling me again yeah yeah the famous uh george 01:23:02.020 --> 01:23:05.260 w bush quote remember everybody hated him it's 01:23:05.260 --> 01:23:07.199 like i would take him back now george where'd 01:23:07.199 --> 01:23:10.979 you go buddy fool me once i yeah you fooled me 01:23:10.979 --> 01:23:15.189 twice you can't get fooled again Mean, thank 01:23:15.189 --> 01:23:17.489 you, George. Thank you, George. Very insightful. 01:23:18.250 --> 01:23:20.590 Yeah What's George doing these days? He's like 01:23:20.590 --> 01:23:23.489 a BFFs with the Obamas. He's like paint paints 01:23:23.489 --> 01:23:27.149 paints Sure, I commit a war crimes, but I'm out 01:23:27.149 --> 01:23:31.109 here painting Fool me once fool me once I'm going 01:23:31.109 --> 01:23:36.270 barbecue. Let's paint something. Oh Man the kind 01:23:36.270 --> 01:23:37.869 of world that we live in would be like George 01:23:37.869 --> 01:23:41.029 come come back Yeah, the Bob Ross of world war 01:23:41.029 --> 01:23:44.020 criminals. Yeah, we're like He'd be so nice to 01:23:44.020 --> 01:23:48.119 have back. Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure It's time 01:23:48.119 --> 01:23:51.149 for reddit rabbit hole Oh, no. Aidan goes down 01:23:51.149 --> 01:23:53.390 the Reddit rabbit hole and finds many, many things. 01:23:53.449 --> 01:23:57.149 So what did you stumble on this week? I found 01:23:57.149 --> 01:23:59.729 an interesting graph. I love graphs. Ooh, I know 01:23:59.729 --> 01:24:02.409 you love graphs. I love graphs. I love statistics. 01:24:03.270 --> 01:24:06.229 Had I actually committed myself to college, I 01:24:06.229 --> 01:24:08.470 would have done something mathematical or statistical. 01:24:08.470 --> 01:24:12.329 Oh, I'm sure. Because that's such in my wheelhouse. 01:24:12.329 --> 01:24:14.930 Oh, yeah. Now I'm a tradie. I drive a truck. 01:24:15.229 --> 01:24:17.909 So that's what I do. Regardless, I found this 01:24:17.909 --> 01:24:23.880 fun bell curve, of sorts, by someone by the name 01:24:23.880 --> 01:24:29.920 of Sean McFeet. How to recognize burnout before 01:24:29.920 --> 01:24:33.899 it drains you. Now, easier said than done, especially 01:24:33.899 --> 01:24:36.300 since most of us are on the tail end of the bell 01:24:36.300 --> 01:24:40.840 curve already in burnout. Regardless, it goes 01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:45.489 on this x -axis of pressure over time. and a 01:24:45.489 --> 01:24:49.390 y -axis of performance and well -being combined. 01:24:49.649 --> 01:24:53.090 Oh, okay. So the x -axis of course pressure over 01:24:53.090 --> 01:24:55.210 time and the y -axis of performance and well 01:24:55.210 --> 01:24:59.090 -being. It starts off with things like a rust 01:24:59.090 --> 01:25:03.130 out or being frustrated or bored and then you 01:25:03.130 --> 01:25:07.600 start climbing. that y -axis of becoming interested 01:25:07.600 --> 01:25:10.960 or stimulated and alert to certain things you're 01:25:10.960 --> 01:25:13.920 into, or especially in a job where you're like, 01:25:13.920 --> 01:25:16.739 oh, I'm getting the hang of this now. And then 01:25:16.739 --> 01:25:20.859 you're climbing this bell curve over the x -axis 01:25:20.859 --> 01:25:24.020 of how much pressure you're in. But then you 01:25:24.020 --> 01:25:28.840 eventually hit the decisive, creative, effective, 01:25:28.979 --> 01:25:32.579 and efficient states, a flow state, if you will. 01:25:32.890 --> 01:25:35.729 And then you hit the top of the bell curve, where 01:25:35.729 --> 01:25:39.569 pressure is getting kind of high and you're performing 01:25:39.569 --> 01:25:44.590 well. And then, oh, I don't know, maybe this 01:25:44.590 --> 01:25:48.810 oligarchy that we like to call capitalism starts 01:25:48.810 --> 01:25:51.409 to hit you. And then maybe you start getting 01:25:51.409 --> 01:25:54.729 a little jaded, which, fuck, I've been jaded 01:25:54.729 --> 01:26:00.390 for the last decade. And then at some point that... 01:26:00.029 --> 01:26:03.170 where you go beyond a flow state and being effective 01:26:03.170 --> 01:26:07.029 and efficient, when this jaded state hits you, 01:26:07.029 --> 01:26:09.130 you start going down the other end of the bell 01:26:09.130 --> 01:26:13.250 curve where pressure gets higher. And you have 01:26:13.250 --> 01:26:15.869 reduced efficiency and creativity where you're 01:26:15.869 --> 01:26:19.770 no longer inspired by what you're doing due to 01:26:19.770 --> 01:26:23.430 the pressure being too high. Which eventually 01:26:23.430 --> 01:26:27.329 causes burnout, but you can catch yourself before 01:26:27.329 --> 01:26:32.079 you hit that point by noticing certain things 01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:35.779 like a difficulty concentrating on what you used 01:26:35.779 --> 01:26:40.060 to enjoy. Or becoming irritable with hobbies. 01:26:41.380 --> 01:26:43.880 Hobbies, they're supposed to be your safe space, 01:26:44.020 --> 01:26:46.500 your fun space. If you're becoming irritable 01:26:46.500 --> 01:26:49.039 with those, you're on the path to being burnt 01:26:49.039 --> 01:26:53.479 out. And then you become anxious, fatigued, you 01:26:53.479 --> 01:26:56.239 hit levels of exhaustion you didn't think you 01:26:56.239 --> 01:26:59.239 could have before, and you end up burnt out. 01:26:59.619 --> 01:27:04.920 So this person here, Sean, six methods for avoiding 01:27:04.920 --> 01:27:08.140 burnout. Now, method number one, I would say, 01:27:08.539 --> 01:27:12.520 I know I'm no Sean myself. I would just say is 01:27:12.520 --> 01:27:15.640 overthrow the government, get rid of this oligarchy, 01:27:16.079 --> 01:27:21.630 and that's a great start. Now for Sean's methods 01:27:21.630 --> 01:27:26.090 of avoiding burnout, tip one is to set boundaries. 01:27:26.529 --> 01:27:29.390 Define clear work hours to prevent overworking 01:27:29.390 --> 01:27:32.029 and ensure personal time is respected. Now that 01:27:32.029 --> 01:27:35.689 is not a privilege most of us have. No. A good 01:27:35.689 --> 01:27:38.430 tip, but a privilege most of us do not have. 01:27:38.890 --> 01:27:44.199 Yep. Tip two. Prioritize tasks. Focus on high 01:27:44.199 --> 01:27:47.239 -impact tasks first. This will help eliminate 01:27:47.239 --> 01:27:51.819 unnecessary to -do lists. Now that's fair. Yeah. 01:27:51.979 --> 01:27:54.140 You know, I'm not much of a to -do list -haver 01:27:54.140 --> 01:27:56.619 myself, because I feel like that just adds stress 01:27:56.619 --> 01:27:59.800 to me. Oh, sure. But that's a fair tip. I can 01:27:59.800 --> 01:28:02.140 get down with that. Tip number three is to take 01:28:02.140 --> 01:28:05.800 breaks. Schedule short, regular breaks to recharge 01:28:05.800 --> 01:28:08.300 and maintain productivity throughout the day. 01:28:08.520 --> 01:28:10.609 Yeah, that's important. That's another thing 01:28:10.609 --> 01:28:12.909 some of us aren't privy to, especially those 01:28:12.909 --> 01:28:16.369 that work in warehouses or factories where you 01:28:16.369 --> 01:28:19.550 are literally only given what OSHA defines is 01:28:19.550 --> 01:28:23.890 legally necessary, which is pretty dang close 01:28:23.890 --> 01:28:27.029 to slave labor. I'm just saying it. I'm just 01:28:27.029 --> 01:28:31.229 saying it. Tip number four is to delegate effectively 01:28:31.229 --> 01:28:34.529 to share responsibilities by empowering your 01:28:34.529 --> 01:28:37.470 team to manage tasks that don't require your 01:28:37.470 --> 01:28:40.859 direct attention. Fair point, but also something 01:28:40.859 --> 01:28:43.739 we don't some of us don't have direct effect 01:28:43.739 --> 01:28:47.460 over yeah Tip number five is to and this is the 01:28:47.460 --> 01:28:50.739 big one This is the one I have done and has helped 01:28:50.739 --> 01:28:54.479 me greatly tip number five is to unplug after 01:28:54.479 --> 01:28:58.159 work disconnect from work emails messages fully 01:28:58.159 --> 01:29:02.659 relax and In my opinion get the fuck away from 01:29:02.659 --> 01:29:05.579 social media Yeah, if work stress is bugging 01:29:05.579 --> 01:29:07.420 you first of all the second you clock out let 01:29:07.420 --> 01:29:11.180 that go Let that go. They're not paying you. 01:29:11.460 --> 01:29:13.199 There's no reason to be stressed about it. That's 01:29:13.199 --> 01:29:15.079 true. You're off the clock. Why the fuck is that? 01:29:15.420 --> 01:29:17.979 Just don't let it bother you. Right. And then 01:29:17.979 --> 01:29:20.579 social media is such a stressor these days. Oh, 01:29:20.680 --> 01:29:23.420 it is. It is. Just the second you get off work, 01:29:23.640 --> 01:29:26.479 do something that makes you happy. Yep. Don't 01:29:26.479 --> 01:29:29.779 doom scroll. And then tip number six from this 01:29:29.779 --> 01:29:34.510 Sean fellow is to practice self -care. to incorporate 01:29:34.510 --> 01:29:38.289 daily physical activity, proper nutrition, mindfulness, 01:29:39.050 --> 01:29:42.109 maintain both mental and physical health as best 01:29:42.109 --> 01:29:47.369 you can. They're good tips. Some of them do, 01:29:47.369 --> 01:29:50.550 in fact, require certain points of privilege 01:29:50.550 --> 01:29:53.550 that most of us are not privy to. But there are 01:29:53.550 --> 01:29:56.289 some good tips in there, and there are some good, 01:29:56.289 --> 01:30:00.510 I would say, methods to understand where you 01:30:00.510 --> 01:30:04.579 are on this. so -called bell curve of like, if 01:30:04.579 --> 01:30:06.779 you're becoming disinterested in your own hobbies, 01:30:07.039 --> 01:30:11.640 your own safe spaces, fun spaces, it might just 01:30:11.640 --> 01:30:14.520 be time to disconnect. Oh, 100%. Get off social 01:30:14.520 --> 01:30:18.960 media, let work stresses go, and just be like, 01:30:19.159 --> 01:30:22.760 okay, I might have an hour and a half to chill 01:30:22.760 --> 01:30:25.760 before I have to go to sleep. What do I want 01:30:25.760 --> 01:30:28.920 to do? What do I want to do right now? Yeah. 01:30:29.460 --> 01:30:31.869 Oh shit, I want to play a video game. Go do it. 01:30:31.890 --> 01:30:34.970 Go do it. Go do it. The dishes can wait. They're 01:30:34.970 --> 01:30:36.930 not going anywhere. They'll just sit in the sink 01:30:36.930 --> 01:30:39.630 another day. Yeah. And sure, tomorrow's you is 01:30:39.630 --> 01:30:42.010 going to be like, gosh, I got dishes. Well, you 01:30:42.010 --> 01:30:44.029 know what? Tomorrow's you might feel better. 01:30:44.170 --> 01:30:46.010 You took a little time to play a video game. 01:30:46.130 --> 01:30:49.930 Yep. 100%. Tips on burnout. Yeah. For our boy, 01:30:50.069 --> 01:30:53.770 Sean. I love that. Sean, way to go. My man. Burnout. 01:30:53.890 --> 01:30:57.960 And I check on all those, for sure. Maybe for 01:30:57.960 --> 01:31:01.359 some different reasons in there, but still Now 01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:04.039 before we take our final break, we have a little 01:31:04.039 --> 01:31:06.640 segment called while you're sleeping and so Aidan 01:31:06.640 --> 01:31:09.960 finds Something in pop culture. It could be a 01:31:09.960 --> 01:31:14.520 YouTube YouTuber could be a book could be a movie 01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:19.239 TV it could be anything So Aidan what what do 01:31:19.239 --> 01:31:21.239 we miss while we were sleeping while you were 01:31:21.239 --> 01:31:24.739 sleeping? You guys missed to this YouTube channel 01:31:24.739 --> 01:31:29.750 called SciShow Now, to be fair, this is a large 01:31:29.750 --> 01:31:34.590 YouTube channel. They have 8 .3 million subscribers. 01:31:35.550 --> 01:31:37.869 But here's the thing, I don't think that's enough. 01:31:38.109 --> 01:31:42.029 for the quality and quantity of product they 01:31:42.029 --> 01:31:46.590 put out, or content they put out, rather. I think 01:31:46.590 --> 01:31:48.630 they deserve a lot more attention. Now, I love 01:31:48.630 --> 01:31:51.270 science, and I've brought up a bunch of different 01:31:51.270 --> 01:31:54.529 science YouTubers before, Vsauce, Veritasium. 01:31:55.250 --> 01:31:57.649 I brought up a science podcast the other week. 01:31:58.670 --> 01:32:03.729 But I think these are bite -sized pieces of content. 01:32:03.850 --> 01:32:07.159 Most videos are... around 10 minutes, you know, 01:32:07.220 --> 01:32:09.199 you could watch it while you're eating a sandwich 01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:12.659 or whatever. And I just think they're super fun 01:32:12.659 --> 01:32:17.819 and engaging to watch. I love teachers, if you 01:32:17.819 --> 01:32:21.520 will, teachers of science or presenters of science 01:32:21.520 --> 01:32:24.920 that are engaging, you know. And these people 01:32:24.920 --> 01:32:27.199 definitely fall into that SciShow. Some of their 01:32:27.199 --> 01:32:31.659 recent videos include topics such as, why can't 01:32:31.659 --> 01:32:36.529 everyone be tall? How the fall of the Roman Empire 01:32:36.529 --> 01:32:42.010 made animals smaller. And then orangutan communication 01:32:42.010 --> 01:32:45.850 is eerily similar to ours. I wouldn't doubt it. 01:32:46.289 --> 01:32:48.369 And then some of their most viewed videos of 01:32:48.369 --> 01:32:51.010 all time include like the five most dangerous 01:32:51.010 --> 01:32:54.810 chemicals on earth, the deadliest toxins on earth, 01:32:55.170 --> 01:32:58.090 the deepest hole in the world, and what we've 01:32:58.090 --> 01:33:02.390 learned from it. Bananas are not what you think. 01:33:04.199 --> 01:33:07.600 That's funny a timeline of the earth and the 01:33:07.600 --> 01:33:10.760 six strangest places on earth They they kind 01:33:10.760 --> 01:33:13.500 of have these rotating hosts that are all very 01:33:13.500 --> 01:33:16.840 engaging in their own different unique ways and 01:33:16.840 --> 01:33:20.640 I just think that the Like typically when when 01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:23.800 I bring up shows like Vsauce or Veritasium most 01:33:23.800 --> 01:33:29.560 of their videos are 30 to 60 minute videos where, 01:33:29.960 --> 01:33:31.920 you know, you're gonna sit down and you're gonna 01:33:31.920 --> 01:33:35.079 watch this. Yeah. Whereas like these SciShow 01:33:35.079 --> 01:33:37.239 videos are more like bite sizes, like you could 01:33:37.239 --> 01:33:39.520 throw this on during your lunch break. Yeah, 01:33:39.560 --> 01:33:41.380 you watch two or three of them during your lunch 01:33:41.380 --> 01:33:44.819 break and just learn easily and cool things So 01:33:44.819 --> 01:33:47.439 if if if that's more people speed I wanted to 01:33:47.439 --> 01:33:49.239 bring them up as well because I know this this 01:33:49.239 --> 01:33:51.640 is a subject I really love and I want more people 01:33:51.640 --> 01:33:55.460 to love So if you're into the the shorter form 01:33:55.460 --> 01:33:59.020 content where it's like, you know six to fifteen 01:33:59.020 --> 01:34:02.479 minute videos SciShow is is the science people 01:34:02.479 --> 01:34:04.439 for you and it's the science people for me as 01:34:04.439 --> 01:34:07.159 well. I love it That's great. Damn, right. Very 01:34:07.159 --> 01:34:10.539 cool. Well, thank you for bringing that to our 01:34:10.539 --> 01:34:13.220 attention. And it sounds like something up my 01:34:13.220 --> 01:34:15.239 alley, especially that Roman Empire with the 01:34:15.239 --> 01:34:17.159 small animals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely check. 01:34:17.159 --> 01:34:19.100 It's like, how could that be related? Please 01:34:19.100 --> 01:34:22.659 tell me. Please tell me. So I'm very, very interested. 01:34:22.800 --> 01:34:26.539 So let's take a quick bay. Take a quick what? 01:34:26.920 --> 01:34:29.640 Take a quick bake? Was that Stoner Stan I just 01:34:29.640 --> 01:34:32.579 heard from you? Hey, man. Momo, now what? What 01:34:32.579 --> 01:34:36.359 I was going to say is... Take a quick bake. Get 01:34:36.359 --> 01:34:40.399 real. Let's take a quick bake and then we'll 01:34:40.399 --> 01:34:43.140 send and do something. All right, everybody we 01:34:43.140 --> 01:34:46.840 are in the home stretch our final break and or 01:34:46.840 --> 01:34:50.300 bake if you will Yeah, right. No judgment here. 01:34:50.960 --> 01:34:53.159 We have our beer of you in the world of weird 01:34:53.159 --> 01:34:58.079 news Coming up, but first our lovely beer of 01:34:58.079 --> 01:35:01.720 you in this week. We have a very Interesting 01:35:01.720 --> 01:35:04.460 beer. It's in a bottle looks more like a stubby. 01:35:04.460 --> 01:35:08.329 Yeah in a way And let's talk about it, because 01:35:08.329 --> 01:35:10.829 I don't think we've ever had a beer from this 01:35:10.829 --> 01:35:13.609 country. No. God, no. I don't think so, at least. 01:35:14.149 --> 01:35:17.829 During our official beer review, we're trying 01:35:17.829 --> 01:35:19.689 something from a brand new country, and that 01:35:19.689 --> 01:35:21.989 country is Poland. God bless Poland. Let's fucking 01:35:21.989 --> 01:35:27.649 go. Let's go. This is the Comus Porter Malinaui. 01:35:28.510 --> 01:35:30.529 Guarantee you over the next five minutes. I like 01:35:30.529 --> 01:35:33.130 this cartoon movie like the Hawaiian guy and 01:35:33.130 --> 01:35:37.350 like they're on the surfboard Molly wait Maui, 01:35:37.609 --> 01:35:41.189 what's his name? Well, can I say except you're 01:35:41.189 --> 01:35:44.289 welcome? Yeah. No, this is not a bear Dwayne 01:35:44.289 --> 01:35:47.670 the Rock Johnson. Ah, no, he is a tequila He 01:35:47.670 --> 01:35:50.789 has a tequila. And by the way, tequila is dog 01:35:50.789 --> 01:35:55.649 shit. Anyway, we're trying this, uh, this porter. 01:35:55.930 --> 01:35:58.470 No argument. It is a raspberry porter from the 01:35:58.470 --> 01:36:05.050 country of Poland, from Browar Fortuna, out of 01:36:05.050 --> 01:36:09.010 Milosław, Poland. I'm sorry for all of our Polish 01:36:09.010 --> 01:36:11.909 fans. I don't know how to pronounce this. Now, 01:36:12.090 --> 01:36:16.670 here's the fun part. This is the, uh... We're 01:36:16.670 --> 01:36:18.550 doing this on the untapped app. It's a free app 01:36:18.550 --> 01:36:20.470 on your phone. We use it We're not sponsored 01:36:20.470 --> 01:36:23.130 by it, but we do recommend it because it's free 01:36:23.130 --> 01:36:25.930 For anyone that is a beer enjoyer and like sampling 01:36:25.930 --> 01:36:29.189 beers and rating them and all that Any beer you 01:36:29.189 --> 01:36:34.350 check into has a description on yes Now this 01:36:34.350 --> 01:36:38.529 description from this Polish brewery is in Polish 01:36:38.529 --> 01:36:42.510 Awesome, so I'm gonna read it. Oh, no as it is 01:36:42.619 --> 01:36:45.579 And I'm going to have Mark Mo try to decrypt 01:36:45.579 --> 01:37:04.439 this as we go. Got it. Okay. This Porter doesn't 01:37:04.439 --> 01:37:08.119 fly first class. Uh -huh, okay. We were in the 01:37:08.119 --> 01:37:12.060 belly of the plane and ended up in Chile. Almost 01:37:12.060 --> 01:37:14.119 perfect. It was belly of the beast but ended 01:37:14.119 --> 01:37:16.720 up in chili. So you got almost spot on. I knew 01:37:16.720 --> 01:37:21.300 it. The exact translation is Baltic Porter brewed 01:37:21.300 --> 01:37:23.680 with raspberry syrup aged with vanilla and chili. 01:37:24.060 --> 01:37:26.920 So you almost had it. So close. You just mixed 01:37:26.920 --> 01:37:29.920 up vanilla with plain. So close. It was super 01:37:29.920 --> 01:37:35.449 close. Anyway. We'll be ranking this Raspberry 01:37:35.449 --> 01:37:40.350 Porter from Poland on a scale from 0 to 5 on 01:37:40.350 --> 01:37:42.409 how much we like it. We'll give you tasting notes. 01:37:42.449 --> 01:37:44.670 We're drinking it out of this little tiny stubby 01:37:44.670 --> 01:37:48.770 bottle today on the official beer review. And 01:37:48.770 --> 01:37:53.609 if I can find this Polish beer in nowhere Indiana, 01:37:53.970 --> 01:37:56.649 you can probably find it near you. So go and 01:37:56.649 --> 01:37:58.789 check it out and let us know what you think. 01:37:58.810 --> 01:38:01.069 But we're going to tell you what we think right 01:38:01.069 --> 01:38:08.420 about now. Slainte. Slainte. Oh my god. Wow. 01:38:09.000 --> 01:38:14.079 Oh man. That is right up my alley. Holy. So check 01:38:14.079 --> 01:38:17.000 this out. Yeah, check this shit out. I meet this 01:38:17.000 --> 01:38:20.279 Polish girl at a coffee shop. Is this for real? 01:38:20.399 --> 01:38:24.039 It's for real. Okay. What'd she think? I know 01:38:24.039 --> 01:38:30.279 of me, I was rated highly. So I meet her and 01:38:30.279 --> 01:38:32.250 I was talking with someone. I'm like, yeah, you 01:38:32.250 --> 01:38:35.329 know, it's like I, I know one thing to say, Polish, 01:38:35.710 --> 01:38:40.140 which is poemi, poemi polsko, and so. That, basically, 01:38:40.380 --> 01:38:44.300 is I speak Polish. So, like, my first Polish 01:38:44.300 --> 01:38:47.220 words to the Polish person is an out -and -out 01:38:47.220 --> 01:38:48.939 lie. It's an out -and -out lie. It's an out -and 01:38:48.939 --> 01:38:50.439 -out lie. Yeah, right. Because it's like me going, 01:38:50.500 --> 01:38:53.340 pui, me, Polsko, and she's like, oh, I, no, don't 01:38:53.340 --> 01:38:55.899 get excited. Nah, that's it. Yeah. That's it. 01:38:55.920 --> 01:38:59.699 She's like... Right, exactly. You know, she starts 01:38:59.699 --> 01:39:01.239 talking about this weird beer, and here we are 01:39:01.239 --> 01:39:06.180 drinking it, you know? Duh. Duh. So, yeah. So 01:39:06.180 --> 01:39:10.029 that's a fun story. That's how the story ends. 01:39:10.609 --> 01:39:12.689 That's how the story ends. Is that the story? 01:39:12.890 --> 01:39:14.729 Homegirl was... As far as you know, that is the... 01:39:14.729 --> 01:39:17.890 Homegirl was just like, oh, okay. Talk to you 01:39:17.890 --> 01:39:20.949 later. Yeah, that's it. See you later. Yeah. 01:39:21.390 --> 01:39:25.689 No, pierogies! Oh! No, no. I, too, am a pierogi 01:39:25.689 --> 01:39:28.710 fan. Am I right, Polish people? Oh, yeah. Bring 01:39:28.710 --> 01:39:31.430 those pierogies, man. They have, and here in 01:39:31.430 --> 01:39:34.609 Northwest Indiana, they have a pierogi or pierogi 01:39:34.609 --> 01:39:38.119 festival. Pierogi fest, yeah. And that's... It's 01:39:38.119 --> 01:39:41.119 in Whiting, Indiana. Almost on the Illinois border. 01:39:41.319 --> 01:39:44.359 Yep. Yeah. And so Polish people come from far 01:39:44.359 --> 01:39:48.859 and far. I mean, there's so many Polish people 01:39:48.859 --> 01:39:52.279 and Irish people in Chicagoland. Tons of Polish 01:39:52.279 --> 01:39:54.420 people. They don't have to come very far. No, 01:39:54.420 --> 01:39:57.199 they really don't. So it's kind of a neat thing. 01:39:57.619 --> 01:39:59.779 It's so fun. Yeah, it's a good time. And they 01:39:59.779 --> 01:40:02.319 drink a lot of beer. As someone who distributes 01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:05.020 beer as my job, as a tradie that drives the truck 01:40:05.020 --> 01:40:07.500 that brings the beer, they drink a lot. They 01:40:07.500 --> 01:40:10.279 drink a lot of beer. Bless their heart. Yeah, 01:40:10.500 --> 01:40:12.680 they drink a lot of beer and pierogies are great. 01:40:13.140 --> 01:40:17.579 They're so damn good. Why is it not a main staple 01:40:17.579 --> 01:40:21.619 of American cuisine? We've adopted so many different 01:40:21.619 --> 01:40:24.340 like Italian, Mexican. There's so many different 01:40:24.340 --> 01:40:26.859 cuisines in this melting pot we talked about 01:40:26.859 --> 01:40:31.250 earlier that we've adopted. Why is... Damn, Polish 01:40:31.250 --> 01:40:34.350 food not more popular. Yeah, the pierogies or 01:40:34.350 --> 01:40:36.850 pierogies. And if you're not familiar, let me 01:40:36.850 --> 01:40:40.229 just point that out. So imagine like ravioli. 01:40:40.470 --> 01:40:45.430 Yes. Or imagine like a... It's ravioli but big. 01:40:45.949 --> 01:40:49.170 Right. Imagine a ravioli closer to the size of 01:40:49.170 --> 01:40:52.529 an empanada. Sure. You're kind of talking about 01:40:52.529 --> 01:40:55.270 that. And so essentially... It's dough wrapped. 01:40:55.270 --> 01:40:58.409 It's the dough. A lot of them, they just boil 01:40:58.409 --> 01:41:02.359 them. I believe in pan -frying them, or sautéing 01:41:02.359 --> 01:41:05.680 them in butter. I think they taste better. You 01:41:05.680 --> 01:41:07.520 try your best not to blacken them, because you're 01:41:07.520 --> 01:41:10.000 not trying to do that. Right. But they'll brown 01:41:10.000 --> 01:41:12.199 under low heat, which is what you want. Because 01:41:12.199 --> 01:41:15.119 if you boil them, you're... I mean, it's dumpling 01:41:15.119 --> 01:41:18.420 -esque. Dumpling -esque, yes. Right. And like 01:41:18.420 --> 01:41:20.399 pan -frying, you get the little crust on the 01:41:20.399 --> 01:41:22.979 dough, and what's inside the beautiful dough? 01:41:23.199 --> 01:41:27.000 Well, a lot of things, but the one I happen to 01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:29.850 like is potatoes with cheese. Potatoes, cheese, 01:41:29.909 --> 01:41:32.310 and garlic. God bless. And you have a little 01:41:32.310 --> 01:41:35.310 side of sour cream. That's dinner. I'm good. 01:41:35.329 --> 01:41:38.810 Oh my God, right. I'm good. I am good. That is 01:41:38.810 --> 01:41:41.630 so good. But I know some have bacon in them. 01:41:41.689 --> 01:41:46.369 Some have sweet stuff in them. Sure. Like I think 01:41:46.369 --> 01:41:50.109 like a sweet ricotta or something inside. Yeah, 01:41:50.149 --> 01:41:51.989 so you can get four or five or six different 01:41:51.989 --> 01:41:54.350 kinds of these things. Probably more at the fest. 01:41:54.430 --> 01:41:57.270 Right, right. I've never done it, but. Yeah, 01:41:57.470 --> 01:42:00.409 pierogies are so damn good. God bless the Poles. 01:42:00.890 --> 01:42:03.789 And they're known for the punchkis, which tis 01:42:03.789 --> 01:42:05.989 the season. Tis the season indeed. Because we're 01:42:05.989 --> 01:42:09.199 almost at Fat Tuesday. Fat Tuesday. Every day 01:42:09.199 --> 01:42:10.640 is Fat Tuesday for me. Every day is Fat Tuesday. 01:42:10.960 --> 01:42:13.159 Holy. Yeah. Oh, it's Ash Wednesday. We have to 01:42:13.159 --> 01:42:15.319 have this solemn day. And I'm just like, oh, 01:42:15.319 --> 01:42:17.560 if you're not eating that. Well, this is Fat 01:42:17.560 --> 01:42:22.840 Tuesday part two. So count me in for everything 01:42:22.840 --> 01:42:25.680 you're laying off. Yeah. My friend Kat, she moved 01:42:25.680 --> 01:42:29.039 back to New Orleans. Sad face. She's super great. 01:42:29.600 --> 01:42:32.079 But I've been looking at a lot of them. Oh, I've 01:42:32.079 --> 01:42:35.560 been there. It's great. And she's been in her 01:42:35.560 --> 01:42:37.439 socials, all the different parades and stuff 01:42:37.439 --> 01:42:39.260 she's been to. And I already have a standing 01:42:39.260 --> 01:42:42.140 invite. To marty right next to you. So god bless 01:42:42.140 --> 01:42:45.340 me together a little king cake and some bruskies. 01:42:45.340 --> 01:42:49.239 Ah, dude some baguettes. Oh god, uh some po boys 01:42:49.239 --> 01:42:52.239 Uh god, I want to have the red beans and rice. 01:42:52.239 --> 01:42:54.479 Yeah, there you go, dude. I'm about to eat my 01:42:54.479 --> 01:42:58.260 computer. Yeah, this is This is this is a thing 01:42:58.260 --> 01:43:02.439 man. It's a it better. Oh, dude Get that out 01:43:02.439 --> 01:43:05.600 of here man. Oh my god. Oh, yeah beer now. Let's 01:43:05.600 --> 01:43:08.939 get back to that. Yeah, so we We got to new Orleans 01:43:09.439 --> 01:43:14.640 which is French -American, from Polish, in Chicagoland, 01:43:15.060 --> 01:43:18.319 and the beer, which is a raspberry porter, which 01:43:18.319 --> 01:43:22.600 I am ranking highly, I really like it. I think 01:43:22.600 --> 01:43:26.039 it's fantastic. And it does say both in English 01:43:26.039 --> 01:43:28.619 and Polish, there are chilies added to this. 01:43:29.140 --> 01:43:31.380 On the bottle, I will read it from the bottle. 01:43:32.159 --> 01:43:36.579 Comey's Raspberry Porter, 8 .5 % alcohol. is 01:43:36.579 --> 01:43:39.720 a bottom fermented dark beer brewed with raspberry 01:43:39.720 --> 01:43:44.359 juice and lagered with bourbon vanilla from Madagascar 01:43:44.359 --> 01:43:47.520 and Indian chili peppers. Now I'm gonna say this. 01:43:47.979 --> 01:43:50.979 When I hear something has chili peppers in it, 01:43:51.159 --> 01:43:53.359 especially a beer, I expect it to have a little 01:43:53.359 --> 01:43:56.819 kick to it. This is - At the end. Very subtle. 01:43:57.000 --> 01:44:00.100 Very very subtle. It's not gonna hit you like 01:44:00.100 --> 01:44:03.760 some of those like all mango habanera Tequilas 01:44:03.760 --> 01:44:06.140 or something where it's like, oh that this tequila 01:44:06.140 --> 01:44:08.500 is gonna kick my ass. This beer does not kick 01:44:08.500 --> 01:44:10.920 your ass Yeah, it just kind of lingers for a 01:44:10.920 --> 01:44:13.720 little bit and it gives you a little warmth and 01:44:13.720 --> 01:44:17.319 it Works in my opinion. This is my opinion now. 01:44:17.319 --> 01:44:20.239 Yeah, it works really well with the raspberry 01:44:20.239 --> 01:44:24.199 tartness Where the tartness of the raspberry 01:44:24.199 --> 01:44:27.800 would would stick around should you just be drinking 01:44:27.800 --> 01:44:31.100 raspberry juice, right? Oh, sure. And in a porter, 01:44:31.239 --> 01:44:33.640 it works well because of the roasty notes that 01:44:33.640 --> 01:44:39.600 already exist, right? And these three things, 01:44:39.640 --> 01:44:43.600 this roasty porter with raspberry tartness and 01:44:43.600 --> 01:44:47.180 sweetness with these chili peppers in there is 01:44:47.180 --> 01:44:51.039 something I, in theory, wouldn't have thought 01:44:51.039 --> 01:44:55.739 would have worked. But goddamn does it. Yeah, 01:44:55.979 --> 01:44:59.140 this is that they knew what they were doing They 01:44:59.140 --> 01:45:01.880 knew what they were doing and to be fair to anyone 01:45:01.880 --> 01:45:05.039 out there who's looking to pick a four pack of 01:45:05.039 --> 01:45:08.840 this Comay's raspberry porter You're gonna spend 01:45:08.840 --> 01:45:13.800 some money a four pack of 12 ounce bottles I 01:45:13.800 --> 01:45:18.159 think ran 16 bones in the state of Indiana. So 01:45:18.159 --> 01:45:21.979 You're paying about four bones of beer to to 01:45:21.979 --> 01:45:25.779 enjoy recreationally Fuck me is it worth it that 01:45:25.779 --> 01:45:28.699 is really really flavorful and tasty. I'm going 01:45:28.699 --> 01:45:32.579 high I'm going high. I'm going four to five on 01:45:32.579 --> 01:45:37.939 five That's elite here. I really really I really 01:45:37.939 --> 01:45:41.579 really like this. This is fantastic to me the 01:45:41.579 --> 01:45:45.300 flavor profile they on The untapped app it gives 01:45:45.300 --> 01:45:49.079 you five examples of the most chosen uh flavor 01:45:49.079 --> 01:45:53.399 profiles i picked two of those five in raspberry 01:45:53.399 --> 01:45:57.079 and sweet now it's not sweet sweet but it has 01:45:57.079 --> 01:46:00.399 the sweetness of raspberry i added syrupy because 01:46:00.399 --> 01:46:03.359 something in there gave me an extra bit of thickness 01:46:03.359 --> 01:46:06.159 or fullness sure that that kind of reminded me 01:46:06.159 --> 01:46:09.220 of that so i would raise uh raspberry sweet and 01:46:09.220 --> 01:46:12.960 syrupy four to five out of five i really really 01:46:12.960 --> 01:46:16.819 like this that's good it's it's very much for 01:46:16.819 --> 01:46:20.640 me a dessert beer I'd agree as you classify it 01:46:20.640 --> 01:46:24.060 so for example if you had friends over and you 01:46:24.060 --> 01:46:27.199 had a very rich meal and it's the end of the 01:46:27.199 --> 01:46:30.760 meal and you have some sort of fruity dessert 01:46:30.760 --> 01:46:36.640 this beer I think would pair with some of those 01:46:36.640 --> 01:46:42.560 types of things I think on its own I don't know 01:46:42.560 --> 01:46:45.699 I mean Like, I wouldn't mow the lawn and come 01:46:45.699 --> 01:46:48.060 in and drink this. No, right? I wouldn't work 01:46:48.060 --> 01:46:50.460 all day and come in and be like, oh, I need this. 01:46:51.279 --> 01:46:53.520 I think it has its specific purpose. So I think 01:46:53.520 --> 01:46:56.500 as a dessert beer, it ranks really well. It's 01:46:56.500 --> 01:46:59.760 not a summary beer. It's not a casual drinking 01:46:59.760 --> 01:47:02.539 beer, I would agree. It's definitely something 01:47:02.539 --> 01:47:04.720 that you, like, crack this out. This is like, 01:47:04.939 --> 01:47:07.260 hey, man, I got this Polish beer in my fridge, 01:47:07.279 --> 01:47:10.060 like, last thing of the night. Yeah, you're gonna 01:47:10.060 --> 01:47:13.039 like this, but it does it leaves. I don't get 01:47:13.039 --> 01:47:17.380 any chili at all The only thing it gets the raspberry. 01:47:17.539 --> 01:47:20.180 I caught a touch I caught a touch of chili at 01:47:20.180 --> 01:47:23.220 the end not in spice, but in flavor. Okay, that 01:47:23.220 --> 01:47:28.300 just goes over The what I find to be raspberry 01:47:28.300 --> 01:47:30.720 flavor and it just extends beyond that a little 01:47:30.720 --> 01:47:34.079 bit of like, okay I see chili gotcha, but I totally 01:47:34.079 --> 01:47:36.920 hear what you're saying. Yep But the raspberry 01:47:36.920 --> 01:47:39.729 flavor is definitely there and as far as flavor 01:47:39.729 --> 01:47:45.489 profile I put raspberry and sweet as far as the 01:47:45.489 --> 01:47:50.569 overall rating as far as the overall rating I 01:47:50.569 --> 01:47:56.029 give it a three okay I give it a three and it's 01:47:56.029 --> 01:47:59.029 like I said dessert beers are not my thing necessarily 01:47:59.029 --> 01:48:04.590 I can see that but it is good I of fruit flavors 01:48:04.590 --> 01:48:08.569 I don't particularly like raspberry Um, you have 01:48:08.569 --> 01:48:11.350 mentioned that before. That's right. Just not 01:48:11.350 --> 01:48:14.310 like it's it's fine. Like if there's a cheesecake, 01:48:14.409 --> 01:48:16.289 there's a raspberry on it. I'm gonna I'm gonna 01:48:16.289 --> 01:48:19.069 tear that thing apart. Trust me. Yeah, it's fine. 01:48:19.430 --> 01:48:22.449 Uh, but like, you know, in terms of like cherry 01:48:22.449 --> 01:48:26.029 or blueberry or apple, like I prefer those flavors 01:48:26.029 --> 01:48:29.729 over, uh, over raspberry. Sure. But overall very, 01:48:29.750 --> 01:48:32.909 I think very solid. Yeah. Very solid beer. So 01:48:32.909 --> 01:48:35.979 it's a really, really good choice. Yeah. I quite 01:48:35.979 --> 01:48:40.359 enjoy it. So I mean you you average 3 .0 over 01:48:40.359 --> 01:48:46.199 4 .25 you get something like 3 .58 or something 01:48:46.199 --> 01:48:49.760 like that. Yeah 3. It's shot up. I'm not doing 01:48:49.760 --> 01:48:53.479 math today. That's okay. Anyway, it's fine if 01:48:53.479 --> 01:48:55.699 because you have two two different palettes as 01:48:55.699 --> 01:48:58.779 someone we've brought before of like I'm more 01:48:58.779 --> 01:49:03.460 of an IPA guy. Yep, and you're not so much but 01:49:03.460 --> 01:49:07.460 we do share interests in in stouts and belgians 01:49:07.460 --> 01:49:13.340 and uh and porters ales ales so you take the 01:49:13.340 --> 01:49:16.779 the two numbers you get and you average them 01:49:16.779 --> 01:49:19.279 and that's you get a good score that's a good 01:49:19.279 --> 01:49:22.739 score so you take four two five plus three gives 01:49:22.739 --> 01:49:27.529 you a seven two five on ten that's right And 01:49:27.529 --> 01:49:29.590 I think that's a good score. That's a fair. That's 01:49:29.590 --> 01:49:32.310 fair. That's a fair score. Yeah, very good beer. 01:49:33.090 --> 01:49:35.930 And now it brings us to our final world of weird 01:49:35.930 --> 01:49:40.829 news. And we've got a short but sweet one here. 01:49:41.170 --> 01:49:44.350 From Ranguille Hospitals Emergency Department 01:49:44.350 --> 01:49:47.430 in Toulouse, France. Oh. Had to be evacuated 01:49:47.430 --> 01:49:50.890 on January 31st after a man showed up with a 01:49:50.890 --> 01:49:54.930 World War I era explosive. Oh my god. In his 01:49:54.930 --> 01:50:00.100 rectum. You're telling me old boy ass Smuggled 01:50:00.100 --> 01:50:03.300 a world war one nade in his ass in his poop chute. 01:50:03.399 --> 01:50:06.300 Yep. That's awesome. The Irish star reported 01:50:06.300 --> 01:50:11.239 Of course, of course, of course the Irish would 01:50:11.239 --> 01:50:14.899 be like, oh what's going on in France boys? Yeah. 01:50:15.399 --> 01:50:16.960 Hey Liam, have you seen this story over here? 01:50:17.079 --> 01:50:18.840 Oh my god, we gotta put that on the front page 01:50:20.439 --> 01:50:23.560 So the Irish Star reported that the 24 year old 01:50:23.560 --> 01:50:26.380 man was complaining of discomfort because of 01:50:26.380 --> 01:50:29.800 an inserted object. Oh god. But doctors didn't 01:50:29.800 --> 01:50:32.460 realize what it was until they had begun to treat 01:50:32.460 --> 01:50:35.260 him. Hospital staff alerted police who locked 01:50:35.260 --> 01:50:38.800 down the facility until bomb disposal experts 01:50:38.800 --> 01:50:43.199 determined that the device was harmless. Well, 01:50:43.319 --> 01:50:46.380 yes, World War One, bro. Surgery? Surgery is 01:50:46.380 --> 01:50:50.689 old. Here we go. Surgery proceeded and the eight 01:50:50.689 --> 01:50:55.010 by two inch shell was successfully... Eight by 01:50:55.010 --> 01:51:01.090 two? Yeah, was successfully removed. Oh my god. 01:51:02.229 --> 01:51:06.109 Oh my god. Yeah. You know what? Anything's a 01:51:06.109 --> 01:51:08.750 dildo if you're brave enough, but sometimes... 01:51:08.750 --> 01:51:12.949 That's the quote of the day. But sometimes you 01:51:12.949 --> 01:51:16.300 gotta weigh your options. Right. If I go to the 01:51:16.300 --> 01:51:19.119 ER because I can't pull this out, will the police 01:51:19.119 --> 01:51:23.359 show up? Right. Yeah. Anal beads, dildo. That's 01:51:23.359 --> 01:51:26.199 the thing. If you can afford - Grenade? If you 01:51:26.199 --> 01:51:29.859 can afford a World War I relic to put in your 01:51:29.859 --> 01:51:31.920 asshole - There's probably a bunch of safer shit. 01:51:31.939 --> 01:51:34.819 You can probably afford a dildo to put up there. 01:51:35.859 --> 01:51:38.079 Brother - Make better decisions. Do the math. 01:51:38.409 --> 01:51:40.470 Make better decisions. Do the math. You had to 01:51:40.470 --> 01:51:42.949 call bomb squad to make sure your asshole's not 01:51:42.949 --> 01:51:47.010 gonna explode. It was not gonna explode. And 01:51:47.010 --> 01:51:49.750 I'm not so sure that wasn't his intended plan. 01:51:50.329 --> 01:51:52.609 Like he walks into the hospital like, oh my ass 01:51:52.609 --> 01:51:55.090 feels weird. And they're like, oh okay, come 01:51:55.090 --> 01:51:58.109 on into the triage. And he's like, I... Right. 01:51:59.040 --> 01:52:01.460 Because at worst how many times of it has any 01:52:01.460 --> 01:52:05.220 are like treated like a gerbil Situation or something 01:52:05.220 --> 01:52:07.439 small that happens to get stuck in there, right? 01:52:07.539 --> 01:52:10.640 You get some like teamu anal beads or something 01:52:10.640 --> 01:52:13.939 in there, right? There's no like end that stops 01:52:13.939 --> 01:52:16.680 it, right? There were five of them and you yank 01:52:16.680 --> 01:52:18.500 it out and there's three and you're like, oh 01:52:18.500 --> 01:52:21.930 no. Oh no Your digestion's gonna be weird for 01:52:21.930 --> 01:52:23.210 a little bit. It's gonna be weird for a little 01:52:23.210 --> 01:52:25.289 bit. Better get some White Castles and push that 01:52:25.289 --> 01:52:30.989 shit out. It smells like onion. Oh, no, no, no. 01:52:31.189 --> 01:52:36.210 Inky, inky bad. Well, your story, sir. Yeah, 01:52:36.489 --> 01:52:42.369 it's not as anally related. We have talked on 01:52:42.369 --> 01:52:46.569 this show a few times in the past about fun little 01:52:46.569 --> 01:52:50.029 world record stories. Guinness world records. 01:52:50.430 --> 01:52:53.710 I love that. I love Guinness world record stories. 01:52:54.289 --> 01:52:59.069 This is a story of a man who balanced a chair 01:52:59.069 --> 01:53:05.260 on his chin for one hour and 20 minutes. Bounce 01:53:05.260 --> 01:53:08.439 a chair on his chin balanced a chair on us. I 01:53:08.439 --> 01:53:11.319 believe it was a folding chair This was from 01:53:11.319 --> 01:53:15.020 February 10th of this year. Oh my is when this 01:53:15.020 --> 01:53:18.399 story came out a serial Guinness World Record 01:53:18.399 --> 01:53:22.520 holder Balanced a chair on his chin for an hour 01:53:22.520 --> 01:53:28.149 20 to recapture recapture One of his previously 01:53:28.149 --> 01:53:32.289 held titles. Oh my gosh David Rush who recently 01:53:32.289 --> 01:53:36.170 recaptured a similar record by balancing a ladder 01:53:36.170 --> 01:53:40.010 on his chin for 19 minutes 11 seconds Originally 01:53:40.010 --> 01:53:42.810 earned the title for the longest direction duration 01:53:42.810 --> 01:53:47.590 of a balanced chair on the chin at an hour and 01:53:47.590 --> 01:53:51.250 eight minutes He lost the record to another balance 01:53:51.250 --> 01:53:55.090 expert who managed a time of one hour 19 minutes 01:53:55.779 --> 01:53:58.960 Quote, over the past months I've been training 01:53:58.960 --> 01:54:01.659 specifically to rebuild my strength and endurance 01:54:01.659 --> 01:54:06.159 in my neck. Rush wrote online, it is quite literally 01:54:06.159 --> 01:54:12.279 a pain in the neck. He says, this record places 01:54:12.279 --> 01:54:15.239 constant load on the jaw, neck, and upper spine. 01:54:15.640 --> 01:54:18.340 There's no moment of relief once the chair is 01:54:18.340 --> 01:54:21.699 in position. Every second requires active control. 01:54:22.119 --> 01:54:26.539 Oh my gosh. End quote. Oh my gosh. Rush said 01:54:26.539 --> 01:54:29.920 he felt like he physically could have continued 01:54:29.920 --> 01:54:33.220 past the record breaking mark, but the pain from 01:54:33.220 --> 01:54:36.520 the holding position of the chair on his chin 01:54:36.520 --> 01:54:41.500 led to his ending. This December 2024 is when 01:54:41.500 --> 01:54:44.479 it was most recently broken. Yeah attempt at 01:54:44.479 --> 01:54:48.479 one hour 20 minutes and 30 seconds Guinness World 01:54:48.479 --> 01:54:52.039 Records has now confirmed. It was enough to recapture 01:54:52.039 --> 01:54:58.500 the title Really? Yep Yep. Wow. Oh boy went from 01:54:58.500 --> 01:55:01.079 a ladder on the chin to a chair on the chin and 01:55:01.079 --> 01:55:05.279 said oh No one's gonna take that. Oh my god, 01:55:06.119 --> 01:55:08.569 dude Chair on the chin. Chair on the chin. How 01:55:08.569 --> 01:55:11.810 much homeboy got paid for that? I'll find a chair 01:55:11.810 --> 01:55:15.250 to put on my chin. Yeah, I mean, if you have 01:55:15.250 --> 01:55:19.689 a choice, hey man, chair on your chin, grenade 01:55:19.689 --> 01:55:24.010 up your ass. What are you doing? What are you 01:55:24.010 --> 01:55:28.289 doing? I think the choice is clear. You know 01:55:28.289 --> 01:55:32.130 what? You know what's crazy? If it took an hour 01:55:32.130 --> 01:55:36.460 21 of a chair on the chin, I think grenade up 01:55:36.460 --> 01:55:38.979 the ass for me. You think so? I think grenade 01:55:38.979 --> 01:55:41.199 up the ass. You're gonna take that chance. I'm 01:55:41.199 --> 01:55:43.220 doing it. I'm doing it. It doesn't matter if 01:55:43.220 --> 01:55:45.640 it's armed. I'm doing it. Yeah. You know what? 01:55:45.819 --> 01:55:47.920 Because it doesn't say how long it was up there. 01:55:48.199 --> 01:55:49.979 True. Doesn't say. That's a great point. You 01:55:49.979 --> 01:55:52.939 know what? It could be like 15 minutes of discomfort 01:55:52.939 --> 01:55:56.760 versus an hour 21. Yeah, my neck hurts thinking 01:55:56.760 --> 01:55:59.539 about that. Exactly. That's true. And my asshole 01:55:59.539 --> 01:56:06.869 will recover. Well... Unless it's like... provided 01:56:06.869 --> 01:56:11.430 that. Right, exactly. Yeah, bang. Let's hope 01:56:11.430 --> 01:56:16.350 it's not armed. I will remember you... You just 01:56:16.350 --> 01:56:20.829 see like one window of a big hospital explode 01:56:20.829 --> 01:56:25.029 out, it's like, oh no! Yep, oh no indeed. My 01:56:25.029 --> 01:56:30.260 son, his asshole! His asshole. You like come 01:56:30.260 --> 01:56:33.779 into the room. I have no lower body. I'm like, 01:56:34.079 --> 01:56:38.300 I'm sorry dad. I can't shit anymore. It's not 01:56:38.300 --> 01:56:41.239 not possible. Gosh damn it. It's not gonna happen. 01:56:41.680 --> 01:56:44.979 I don't know where those sliders are going. Immediate 01:56:44.979 --> 01:56:48.239 smell of onion. Immediate smell of onion. At 01:56:48.239 --> 01:56:50.380 any rate, that's it. And you guys are probably 01:56:50.380 --> 01:56:52.760 like, thank God. Yeah, I know right. This was 01:56:52.760 --> 01:56:55.539 a journey this week for sure. And the Polish 01:56:55.539 --> 01:56:58.710 beer brought out the worst in these two. Just 01:56:58.710 --> 01:57:02.770 wait. We're not done. Wait until we get to the 01:57:02.770 --> 01:57:06.350 Estonian beer. Exactly. That's going to be something. 01:57:06.569 --> 01:57:08.289 When we start getting those Ethiopian beers at 01:57:08.289 --> 01:57:12.609 us. Oh yeah, that's going to be special. Anyway, 01:57:12.689 --> 01:57:16.170 thank you so much for listening in. Like, subscribe, 01:57:16.329 --> 01:57:19.710 share, all that kind of good stuff. Hit our socials. 01:57:19.710 --> 01:57:22.569 We love to engage, so hit us up. Be like, hey, 01:57:22.590 --> 01:57:25.399 you guys okay? Your ass is good. How's that beer? 01:57:25.520 --> 01:57:27.520 Whatever you want to say. Totally cool. You got 01:57:27.520 --> 01:57:31.100 a job offer? Got a job offer. I'll do anything, 01:57:31.319 --> 01:57:33.260 man. I'll remove the grenade from the dude's 01:57:33.260 --> 01:57:37.579 ass. I mean, I need work. I too would remove 01:57:37.579 --> 01:57:40.159 the grenade from the dude's ass and I would insert 01:57:40.159 --> 01:57:45.680 it into mine if it were to give me enough money 01:57:45.680 --> 01:57:48.779 to retire on. Sure. I'm not sure that would work. 01:57:49.500 --> 01:57:54.590 Which part? All parts. All parts. All parts of 01:57:54.590 --> 01:57:59.250 that scenario. All parts. I love you taking part 01:57:59.250 --> 01:58:02.010 of my lawyer for a second of just being like, 01:58:02.550 --> 01:58:04.670 uh, hear yourself for a moment. Yeah. Do you 01:58:04.670 --> 01:58:07.770 feel okay saying that? Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait 01:58:07.770 --> 01:58:09.470 a minute. You sure you want to hear this part? 01:58:09.470 --> 01:58:11.939 Uh -huh. You might be the editor, but think about 01:58:11.939 --> 01:58:13.819 it. Think about it. Yeah, think about it for 01:58:13.819 --> 01:58:16.739 just a second. I stand by what I said. The Mark 01:58:16.739 --> 01:58:20.579 Mo Show, thank you for listening. We also have 01:58:20.579 --> 01:58:24.319 A &M Gaming. Check us out. Dream Daddy. Dream 01:58:24.319 --> 01:58:29.920 Daddy. I don't know what that was. The floor 01:58:29.920 --> 01:58:31.819 toms. Right, that was the floor toms. He's an 01:58:31.819 --> 01:58:35.800 excellent drummer. And make sure you check out 01:58:35.800 --> 01:58:38.500 Aid and Spell the Right Way. We will catch you 01:58:38.500 --> 01:58:39.800 guys next week. We got some interviews coming 01:58:39.800 --> 01:58:42.159 up, so check out Fireside Chats if you're on 01:58:42.159 --> 01:58:44.899 our site. We have some cool stuff coming up. 01:58:45.319 --> 01:58:48.560 And that's it. I'm going to go bye -bye. Yeah, 01:58:48.600 --> 01:58:51.560 I mean, don't reach out to us unless you have 01:58:51.560 --> 01:58:54.399 like a one -ounce troy, a one troy ounce gold 01:58:54.399 --> 01:58:57.239 coin or... a grenade up your ass. Fair. Bye. 01:58:57.479 --> 01:58:57.739 Bye.