WEBVTT 00:00:09.389 --> 00:00:13.609 Hey there, everybody. This is season five, episode 00:00:13.609 --> 00:00:17.730 five of the Mark Mo Show. This episode's called 00:00:17.730 --> 00:00:21.890 Wag the Dog. How you doing? You can find the 00:00:21.890 --> 00:00:24.589 good old Mark Mo show on all podcast platforms 00:00:24.589 --> 00:00:29.429 and YouTube. And, you know, I would like to do 00:00:29.429 --> 00:00:31.309 the most important thing of my day, and that 00:00:31.309 --> 00:00:34.270 is introducing my amazing co -host, producer, 00:00:35.109 --> 00:00:38.130 all around good guy, bad ass, just to fill it 00:00:38.130 --> 00:00:40.270 in with anything wonderful. It is Aidan Maloney, 00:00:40.350 --> 00:00:42.729 how are you? Fantastic, with compliments such 00:00:42.729 --> 00:00:45.429 as those, much appreciated. Yeah, man. I've not 00:00:45.429 --> 00:00:48.219 been sleeping well, which... I think I said last 00:00:48.219 --> 00:00:50.619 week and also the week before that, but this 00:00:50.619 --> 00:00:54.380 time for a different reason. I've had very piercing 00:00:54.380 --> 00:00:56.740 pains, like in between my shoulder blades on 00:00:56.740 --> 00:00:59.100 the spine. Like any time my neck turns, it's 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:01.780 like, ooh, that's not good. So I don't know if 00:01:01.780 --> 00:01:04.019 that's a workplace injury or if I just slept 00:01:04.019 --> 00:01:07.099 wrong and it's taken a couple days. It is improved 00:01:07.099 --> 00:01:10.620 today versus yesterday. So I think maybe it's 00:01:10.620 --> 00:01:13.879 just a sleep injury. So hopefully that improves. 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:19.489 But it is, alas, Not depreciating my mood at 00:01:19.489 --> 00:01:21.469 all. Oh, that's good. Which is good. It's keeping 00:01:21.469 --> 00:01:23.510 my spirits high. It's the weekend. There's no 00:01:23.510 --> 00:01:25.909 reason to be upset. Right, exactly. You're not 00:01:25.909 --> 00:01:29.010 lifting heavy shit all over the place, and that's 00:01:29.010 --> 00:01:31.549 good. You give yourself a little break in there. 00:01:31.650 --> 00:01:36.049 Yeah, you got to. But yeah, maybe a chiropractor. 00:01:36.189 --> 00:01:38.909 Maybe take a look. Something like that. A little 00:01:38.909 --> 00:01:41.909 pop -pop could be good. I mean, it'd be really 00:01:41.909 --> 00:01:44.250 good if we had universal health care, but... 00:01:44.250 --> 00:01:47.230 What's that? Shit, as an American, I don't know. 00:01:47.269 --> 00:01:48.609 Yeah, nah, I don't know what that is. Couldn't 00:01:48.609 --> 00:01:52.150 be me. Uh -uh, no way. Crazy. Maybe we'll have 00:01:52.150 --> 00:01:54.969 to phone in a Canadian and get their perspective 00:01:54.969 --> 00:01:57.370 on what it's like to have healthcare as a human 00:01:57.370 --> 00:01:58.890 right. We'll have to do that. Which is kind of 00:01:58.890 --> 00:02:00.950 crazy to think about. It is kind of crazy. I 00:02:00.950 --> 00:02:03.109 mean, here, it's just like, you pay a bunch of 00:02:03.109 --> 00:02:06.170 money to... That you can't afford. You can't 00:02:06.170 --> 00:02:09.550 afford to wait in line, usually sometimes for 00:02:09.550 --> 00:02:12.090 days. Sometimes weeks, sometimes months. Sometimes, 00:02:12.129 --> 00:02:14.110 depending on what you need. And then you finally 00:02:14.110 --> 00:02:16.919 get in. And they're like, oh, you're copay. No, 00:02:16.919 --> 00:02:19.400 wait, I just gave the insurance company like 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:22.599 a buttload of money. Right. Oh no, this is your 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:25.080 copay. And you do that. It means you have to 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:26.539 pay money before you can pay the money. And then 00:02:26.539 --> 00:02:28.259 you get a letter in the mail. It's like, oh, 00:02:28.259 --> 00:02:30.620 we only covered this. You owe that. It's such 00:02:30.620 --> 00:02:34.300 a scam. It is a huge scam. But hey, the shareholders 00:02:34.300 --> 00:02:36.840 must be very happy. Oh yeah, Blue Cross Blue 00:02:36.840 --> 00:02:40.860 Shield. Oh yeah. Eli Lilly, they're dancing in 00:02:40.860 --> 00:02:44.409 the gold. Dancing, dancing and singing. Having 00:02:44.409 --> 00:02:47.750 one big circle jerk on a pile of money over the 00:02:47.750 --> 00:02:50.469 dead bodies of American suffering kind of funny 00:02:50.469 --> 00:02:53.629 how that works No, not at all. It's a death panel. 00:02:53.830 --> 00:02:55.689 It's profitable. Yeah, it's that death panels 00:02:55.689 --> 00:02:58.129 and shit It's like I what that guy's got stage 00:02:58.129 --> 00:03:01.610 four and a fucking yeah Why would we cover it? 00:03:01.710 --> 00:03:04.270 Okay, great. Yeah, that's that's amazing unless 00:03:04.270 --> 00:03:07.289 you've got the old United Health Care auto deny 00:03:07.289 --> 00:03:10.189 robot Right, exactly. Which also saves money 00:03:10.189 --> 00:03:12.169 over paying humans to deny. Paying humans. Humans 00:03:12.169 --> 00:03:13.430 don't have to do it anymore. Yeah, exactly. Now 00:03:13.430 --> 00:03:15.110 a computer can decide whether you live or die. 00:03:15.229 --> 00:03:16.370 That's awesome. Because you know what? Humans 00:03:16.370 --> 00:03:19.069 might be ethical. And that could be a problem 00:03:19.069 --> 00:03:22.349 for for -profit companies. Yeah, that would definitely 00:03:22.349 --> 00:03:25.289 be a problem. Unbelievable. Unless. Hey, does 00:03:25.289 --> 00:03:27.909 it seem like our SaaS levels are high? SaaS levels 00:03:27.909 --> 00:03:33.460 high. I kinda sound like Morgan Freeman and Bane 00:03:33.460 --> 00:03:38.080 had a baby. I just kinda have this thing, so 00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:42.039 who knows how long this voice is gonna make it 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:45.199 today, but we're gonna give it the ol' college 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:49.439 try. The ol' college try. Why not? So anyway, 00:03:49.800 --> 00:03:54.979 hi everybody! Hola! Aidan also has his own YouTube 00:03:54.979 --> 00:03:56.539 gaming channel. It's called They Didn't Spell 00:03:56.539 --> 00:04:00.439 the Right Way. He has new PC gaming content like 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:02.919 GeoGuess or PolyBridge, Observation Duty, and 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:05.800 much, much more each and every week. So what 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:08.060 can everyone expect this week, Aiden? I've been 00:04:08.060 --> 00:04:11.900 on a rip recently. I've been recording ahead 00:04:11.900 --> 00:04:13.860 of time, getting ahead of the curve here so I 00:04:13.860 --> 00:04:16.360 don't miss any uploads now that I'm aside from 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:19.259 the sleepiness and my weird sleep injury. I've 00:04:19.259 --> 00:04:21.879 been feeling better, so I'm posting a lot. I 00:04:21.879 --> 00:04:26.300 did a video that dropped today. Poly bridge doing 00:04:26.300 --> 00:04:29.439 a low stress levels and attempts. I thought it 00:04:29.439 --> 00:04:31.600 went great. I had a lot of fun with that I've 00:04:31.600 --> 00:04:34.560 been playing this horror game called the stocked. 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:37.920 Oh Very spooky. I had a fantastic time with that 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:40.579 and it has a sequel so we can be expecting that 00:04:40.579 --> 00:04:42.899 in the near future as well It's been a fantastic 00:04:42.899 --> 00:04:47.000 time That's awesome. Yeah, it's really a great 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:50.220 watch, so I encourage everybody to jump on the 00:04:50.220 --> 00:04:52.199 old YouTube and check out Aiden Spell the Right 00:04:52.199 --> 00:04:56.800 Way. And if you enjoy that gaming, we have a 00:04:56.800 --> 00:05:01.220 collab called A &M Gaming, where we kind of have 00:05:01.220 --> 00:05:04.360 the silliness and nonsense and fun of this show, 00:05:04.839 --> 00:05:07.699 but we do it while we game together. And we try 00:05:07.699 --> 00:05:09.839 to play games where we can have that interaction 00:05:09.839 --> 00:05:12.360 versus like some game where you really got to 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:15.279 kind of be in it. And then you're just not talking 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:19.220 a lot. Especially with two hosts. Right, exactly. 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:21.560 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the fun of it is we get 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:24.420 to interact while we're playing. So check that 00:05:24.420 --> 00:05:28.759 out. We definitely do GeoGuessr, Observation 00:05:28.759 --> 00:05:33.589 Duty. We do the quizzes. The BuzzFeeds. BuzzFeed. 00:05:33.589 --> 00:05:38.189 BuzzFeed quiz. Those are fun. And I highly suggest 00:05:38.189 --> 00:05:40.569 you check out the newest game that we're playing. 00:05:41.930 --> 00:05:45.389 It's, what is it? Dream Daddy. Dream Daddy. A 00:05:45.389 --> 00:05:50.269 dad dating simulator. Which is amazing. And I. 00:05:50.459 --> 00:05:54.100 being the son, play the dad. And I, the dad, 00:05:54.259 --> 00:05:57.519 play the teenage daughter. Yes. As the Lord intended. 00:05:57.819 --> 00:06:02.279 As the Lord intended. So I've actually been chatting 00:06:02.279 --> 00:06:05.579 locally here. We're from the Midwest, Valparaiso, 00:06:05.699 --> 00:06:07.540 Indiana, or as I like to call it, Chicagoland. 00:06:09.740 --> 00:06:12.100 I've been out here and there, and I tell people 00:06:12.100 --> 00:06:14.430 about it. It's like, oh, how's podcasting going? 00:06:14.509 --> 00:06:18.029 So I talk about the gaming channel. And I mentioned 00:06:18.029 --> 00:06:21.009 this new game that we're playing, and the roles 00:06:21.009 --> 00:06:23.490 that we take, and everybody gets just a laugh. 00:06:23.689 --> 00:06:26.410 I'm like, oh, yeah. I said, and then you just 00:06:26.410 --> 00:06:28.370 don't know what characters are popping up. If 00:06:28.370 --> 00:06:29.790 I jump on the voice or Aiden jumps on the voice. 00:06:29.790 --> 00:06:31.949 And then all of the voices, oh my god, it's so 00:06:31.949 --> 00:06:35.709 fun. It's so fun. It is fun. And then it's a 00:06:35.709 --> 00:06:38.430 game where it's like a storyboard kind of game, 00:06:38.550 --> 00:06:40.930 right? And then they have all the dialogue below. 00:06:42.029 --> 00:06:45.370 one they're in a park and this dude is off the 00:06:45.370 --> 00:06:47.149 screen like you can't see the character yeah 00:06:47.149 --> 00:06:50.329 the dialogue pops up before he does yep right 00:06:50.329 --> 00:06:53.610 and so I'm like oh no and so it was your turn 00:06:53.610 --> 00:06:56.750 for the voice right so I chose like this southern 00:06:56.750 --> 00:06:58.949 redneck kind of voice and I'm like well I'll 00:06:58.949 --> 00:07:00.790 tell you what and I'm like talking like that 00:07:00.790 --> 00:07:03.509 I'm like oh my god please please look the power 00:07:03.509 --> 00:07:06.139 and then he pops in screen you're like Whoo. 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:10.379 Whoo. It fits. It could have gone a lot of ways. 00:07:11.860 --> 00:07:14.120 But once again, that's just the fun and silliness 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:17.980 of the games that we play. And have a good time. 00:07:18.620 --> 00:07:22.399 So the first episode or chapter, whatever you 00:07:22.399 --> 00:07:27.079 want to call it, is out. And part two will be 00:07:27.079 --> 00:07:30.110 coming very soon. Yes. If your voice can handle 00:07:30.110 --> 00:07:31.790 it. If my voice can handle it, I don't know. 00:07:32.430 --> 00:07:34.290 Maybe a new character will pop up and he'll look 00:07:34.290 --> 00:07:37.230 like Bane. I'll be like, oh, thank you. We'll 00:07:37.230 --> 00:07:39.750 be good. We're hoping. We're Batman. We're Batman. 00:07:40.990 --> 00:07:45.790 But anyway, please like, subscribe, share, all 00:07:45.790 --> 00:07:47.410 that kind of good stuff. We love engagement, 00:07:47.689 --> 00:07:51.589 so comments on any of our stuff are always welcome. 00:07:52.810 --> 00:07:56.259 Anyway, we've... done an extraordinarily good 00:07:56.259 --> 00:07:59.500 job, I think, with our opening dialogue here 00:07:59.500 --> 00:08:03.100 of staying somewhat non -political lately, because 00:08:03.100 --> 00:08:05.939 we always talk about, like, man, once you go 00:08:05.939 --> 00:08:07.899 down that hole, it's so hard to climb out, and 00:08:07.899 --> 00:08:09.980 there were several weeks in a row we were just 00:08:09.980 --> 00:08:13.860 hammering different stuff. Yeah. And it was near 00:08:13.860 --> 00:08:15.360 the holidays. And I'm like, nope. I said, we're 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:16.620 going to turn over New Leaf. We're going to talk 00:08:16.620 --> 00:08:18.639 about some other stuff. And I thought it was 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:21.660 good stuff. Oh, sure. I agree. I agree. God, 00:08:21.879 --> 00:08:24.240 we did what? Mental health. We were slowing things 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:30.399 down. Just a bunch of really good stuff and made 00:08:30.399 --> 00:08:32.440 it informational and funny and all that kind 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:35.080 of stuff. Covered toxic fan bases. Toxic fan 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:42.440 bases. Yep, we did that as well. So anyway, we 00:08:42.440 --> 00:08:44.220 approach this week and there's just a lot going 00:08:44.220 --> 00:08:49.080 on. There was a great quote I heard today. In 00:08:49.080 --> 00:08:51.360 fact, I'll only be paraphrasing. I don't have 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:53.279 it in front of me. But it's something along the 00:08:53.279 --> 00:08:56.759 lines of, if you claim to be someone that doesn't 00:08:56.759 --> 00:09:00.159 do politics, politics will find you regardless. 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:03.480 Wow. There's no way to avoid what's happening 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:05.980 around you. You cannot turn a blind eye. If you 00:09:05.980 --> 00:09:07.600 turn a blind eye, you're part of the problem. 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:12.320 Yeah, for sure. So it would be disingenuous. 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:15.960 if we didn't cover things like this, because 00:09:15.960 --> 00:09:18.919 it's not just affecting us, it's affecting everyone 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:22.779 in the country, and with how much of a global 00:09:22.779 --> 00:09:25.120 superpower this country is, it's affecting people 00:09:25.120 --> 00:09:27.700 around the globe, whether they like it or not, 00:09:27.740 --> 00:09:30.039 whether they're involved or not. That's true. 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:32.139 So it's only honest we talk about it. I think 00:09:32.139 --> 00:09:38.740 it's fair. I understand it potentially could 00:09:38.740 --> 00:09:42.919 ruffle feathers. Someone that may be as on one 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:44.919 side or the other and they're like, I don't like 00:09:44.919 --> 00:09:47.360 that take but I mean that's life and The thing 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:52.019 is is like we're not we're not here to just appease 00:09:52.019 --> 00:09:55.559 Like a side or a person or anything like that. 00:09:55.559 --> 00:09:59.720 We just kind of take what we see and We present 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:02.679 it however the hell we want. It's yeah, we're 00:10:02.679 --> 00:10:05.919 not intending to be partisan. No, we're intending 00:10:05.919 --> 00:10:09.179 to be factual Right. And give our takes on the 00:10:09.179 --> 00:10:11.179 facts that are in front of us. Yeah. And if you 00:10:11.179 --> 00:10:14.580 have a problem with the facts that we are presenting 00:10:14.580 --> 00:10:18.399 to you, you have to look inward. It's more of 00:10:18.399 --> 00:10:20.899 a you problem. Right. It's not something we're 00:10:20.899 --> 00:10:23.340 providing that's disturbing you. It's the fact 00:10:23.340 --> 00:10:26.299 you may have been misled for God knows how long 00:10:26.299 --> 00:10:28.919 and you simply don't know fact from fiction. 00:10:29.519 --> 00:10:32.500 That's very true. And that may not be entirely 00:10:32.500 --> 00:10:36.559 your fault because the mass media peppers people. 00:10:36.789 --> 00:10:39.149 right and left and right and left with partisan 00:10:39.149 --> 00:10:41.649 stuff all day, all day, all day. Now, it's not 00:10:41.649 --> 00:10:45.070 to say, oh, 10 or 20 % of their content might 00:10:45.070 --> 00:10:49.149 be factual, just news like news used to be, but 00:10:49.149 --> 00:10:53.210 it's just become a brainwashing operation one 00:10:53.210 --> 00:10:55.149 way or the other, and they just pepper you with 00:10:55.149 --> 00:10:57.330 all that information, and especially when it 00:10:57.330 --> 00:10:59.070 comes to people that are like over the age of 00:10:59.070 --> 00:11:01.970 60 or 65 that are home a lot. Right. And they 00:11:01.970 --> 00:11:05.169 just, they have it on TV all day, and it's just... 00:11:04.919 --> 00:11:07.460 It's nothing different than we used to do with 00:11:07.460 --> 00:11:09.340 like MK ultra and all that stuff in the past 00:11:09.340 --> 00:11:11.799 where you know we would go in and we would topple 00:11:11.799 --> 00:11:13.779 governments we put in governments that were favorable 00:11:13.779 --> 00:11:17.200 to us and you know it was for it was for natural 00:11:17.200 --> 00:11:21.220 resources and and everything I like Look, we're 00:11:21.220 --> 00:11:24.279 we're us is not always the good guy. Let's let's 00:11:24.269 --> 00:11:28.149 Be honest. Crystal clear. We think so. Ask any 00:11:28.149 --> 00:11:31.250 South American citizen. Ask Vietnamese citizens. 00:11:31.690 --> 00:11:34.210 Ask Middle Eastern citizens. Oh, are the USA 00:11:34.210 --> 00:11:36.389 the good guys? Right. You know what they're probably 00:11:36.389 --> 00:11:40.070 going to say? No. Right. Yeah. I mean, think 00:11:40.070 --> 00:11:44.149 about Osama Bin Laden, the biggest, most dastardly 00:11:44.149 --> 00:11:47.950 villain of all time. And who made him? We did. 00:11:48.149 --> 00:11:51.519 Right. We did, to fight the Soviets. The royal 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:53.860 we. The American government did. The government 00:11:53.860 --> 00:11:56.620 did, right? The government did. We gave them 00:11:56.620 --> 00:11:59.740 all the money and all the arms and supported 00:11:59.740 --> 00:12:03.620 them. And they were not the Taliban then. They 00:12:03.620 --> 00:12:09.419 were not al -Qaeda then. Right. We, once the 00:12:09.419 --> 00:12:13.860 Soviets got beat back, because we were kind of 00:12:13.860 --> 00:12:17.139 fighting the Soviets through them. Once that 00:12:17.139 --> 00:12:19.320 was done and the Soviets are like, why are we 00:12:19.320 --> 00:12:22.019 even doing this? And like 10 years later, they, 00:12:22.019 --> 00:12:23.379 you know, their tails are between their legs 00:12:23.379 --> 00:12:24.799 and they pull out. They're like, this is not 00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:26.799 worth it. Right. And they get the hell out of 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:30.360 there. Yay, we won. So is the US too? Disconnects 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:32.759 their phone. You know, so then everybody in Afghanistan 00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:35.879 is like, yo, hello. Yeah. Oh, hi. Remember you 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:39.200 were going to help us out? Nothing. Nothing. 00:12:39.820 --> 00:12:43.629 Yep. Yeah. And what does that do to already enraged, 00:12:43.850 --> 00:12:47.350 hungry, thirsty individuals? Oh, yeah. We're 00:12:47.350 --> 00:12:51.169 the devil now. Yep. We're the devil. And that's 00:12:51.169 --> 00:12:53.250 just one example, right? This is one example 00:12:53.250 --> 00:12:54.830 of where it's like, yay, we're the good guys, 00:12:54.850 --> 00:12:56.950 and we're really not. Right. And if you look 00:12:56.950 --> 00:13:00.710 inwards, a house divided cannot stand. True. 00:13:03.149 --> 00:13:07.350 An adage is old as time, right? Yeah. And what 00:13:07.350 --> 00:13:12.899 is a very useful tool for billionaires grasping 00:13:12.899 --> 00:13:17.480 onto power or fascists looking to retain power. 00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:21.360 A divided house. A divided house. A divided populace. 00:13:21.419 --> 00:13:25.360 Yep. So you use Fox News and CNN and all these 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:27.100 others. You use propaganda. And just separate 00:13:27.100 --> 00:13:28.820 them. The division here has never been wider 00:13:28.820 --> 00:13:32.200 than it is today. And granted, you know, the 00:13:32.200 --> 00:13:34.879 one side is maybe only 30 % of the population, 00:13:35.139 --> 00:13:37.419 but that's still a lot. Right. That's still a 00:13:37.419 --> 00:13:40.240 lot of people that believe some really crazy 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:44.539 shit and It's unfortunate. It's it's really unfortunate 00:13:44.539 --> 00:13:47.799 where we're at but you know kind of the the whole 00:13:47.799 --> 00:13:51.700 point of this dialogue today is You know, we're 00:13:51.700 --> 00:13:53.279 sitting here, right? We got the whole thing with 00:13:53.279 --> 00:13:57.480 Venezuela. You have Greenland, which is insane 00:13:57.480 --> 00:14:00.679 Ice declaring war in American cities. It just 00:14:00.679 --> 00:14:04.120 seems like such an unnecessary escalation from 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:07.340 an administration stating that They should have 00:14:07.340 --> 00:14:09.700 been considered for a Nobel Peace Prize like 00:14:09.700 --> 00:14:14.340 less than a year ago. Right. It is so, so interesting. 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:18.000 And so much, so much crazy shit going on nationally 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:20.460 and globally the last couple months. I mean, 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:22.700 it's almost like all of these things are going 00:14:22.700 --> 00:14:27.539 on to distract us all from something much bigger, 00:14:29.080 --> 00:14:33.580 sinister even. Right. I wonder what that might 00:14:33.580 --> 00:14:37.100 be. Something much more depraved. Right? I wonder 00:14:37.100 --> 00:14:40.500 what is so important that a country would have 00:14:40.500 --> 00:14:43.159 another world leader or threaten to take over 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.539 a sovereign nation. Geez, I wonder. It must be 00:14:46.539 --> 00:14:49.919 something that threatens the richest and most 00:14:49.919 --> 00:14:52.080 powerful people in the world, something that 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.759 could bring down billionaires and world leaders, 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:58.200 maybe shit, maybe even capitalism. Yeah. Boy, 00:14:58.399 --> 00:15:01.809 you know, I'm really Racking my brain here. Yeah, 00:15:01.809 --> 00:15:04.889 I couldn't put a name to it. Oh man put my finger 00:15:04.889 --> 00:15:10.009 on it. So So wag the dog is a political expression 00:15:10.009 --> 00:15:12.389 and and a movie. It's a good movie find wag the 00:15:12.389 --> 00:15:16.610 dog. I really enjoyed it And it refers to creating 00:15:16.610 --> 00:15:20.850 a diversion like a fake war to distract from 00:15:20.850 --> 00:15:24.850 scandal common folks What might that scandal 00:15:24.850 --> 00:15:30.700 be? We know it rhymes with Schmepstein. Very 00:15:30.700 --> 00:15:33.500 subtle. Very subtle. Very subtle. Very subtle. 00:15:34.200 --> 00:15:37.919 The subtle is a hammer. The Schmepstein smile. 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:42.240 Schmepstein smiles. The US Department of Justice, 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:45.159 and this is funny, I did this and constructed 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:49.080 this dialogue, this opening dialogue, before 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:52.360 what was just released, like literally just released. 00:15:52.379 --> 00:15:54.120 Right. And then the US Department of Justice 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:56.740 went, oopsie. Yeah, and they pulled it back because 00:15:56.740 --> 00:16:00.120 of how Freaking disgusting it is. Well, you know 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:02.720 what what exists on the internet exists forever 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:05.179 and you can't pull that back. Nope Nope, because 00:16:05.179 --> 00:16:07.740 everybody grabbed everyone fucking saw everyone 00:16:07.740 --> 00:16:10.460 saw it and they grabbed it The US Department 00:16:10.460 --> 00:16:12.679 of Justice released only a small amount of Epstein 00:16:12.679 --> 00:16:16.419 files Against the law by the way against the 00:16:16.419 --> 00:16:20.220 law As of December 19th, 2025, leading to bipartisan 00:16:20.220 --> 00:16:24.840 criticism, as of January 2026, less than 1 % 00:16:24.840 --> 00:16:28.360 of the files have been publicly released. In 00:16:28.360 --> 00:16:31.700 the 1 % that they released were not good. No. 00:16:31.960 --> 00:16:33.960 So you're like, God, what's the other 99 %? What 00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:36.440 else could be in there? What is in there? This 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:41.659 bill that made its way through Congress and is 00:16:41.659 --> 00:16:45.000 now law requires Department of Justice to publish 00:16:45.309 --> 00:16:48.590 In a searchable and downloadable format, all 00:16:48.590 --> 00:16:50.830 unclassified records, documents, communications, 00:16:50.929 --> 00:16:54.269 and investigative materials in the Department 00:16:54.269 --> 00:16:56.610 of Justice possession that relate to the investigation 00:16:56.610 --> 00:17:00.909 of prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein. However, one 00:17:00.909 --> 00:17:04.230 month later, we only have one percent of the 00:17:04.230 --> 00:17:07.289 documents. Hmm. Curious. Part of the reason the 00:17:07.289 --> 00:17:09.170 Department of Justice is taking so long is that 00:17:09.170 --> 00:17:12.210 they feel like they work for, I don't know, the 00:17:12.210 --> 00:17:15.269 U .S. president, Pam Bondi. The attorney general 00:17:15.269 --> 00:17:18.150 is essentially the president's personal attorney. 00:17:18.789 --> 00:17:21.029 And I think she and other folks at the Department 00:17:21.029 --> 00:17:22.990 of Justice see it as part of their obligation 00:17:22.990 --> 00:17:26.829 to protect the president and the party from whatever 00:17:26.829 --> 00:17:29.829 might be in those files. That, by the way, is 00:17:29.829 --> 00:17:32.809 incredibly wrong and incredibly illegal. Right. 00:17:33.339 --> 00:17:36.859 The law requires the department to provide an 00:17:36.859 --> 00:17:39.900 unredacted list of public officials and politically 00:17:39.900 --> 00:17:43.160 exposed persons named in the files. So what could 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:46.539 possibly be in these files? Sexual abuse of minors, 00:17:47.059 --> 00:17:51.819 child rape, snuff films, sex trafficking, murder, 00:17:52.420 --> 00:17:56.400 so much more. That list has not been released, 00:17:56.400 --> 00:18:02.160 but we know Trump Clinton, Brett Ratner, Prince 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:04.539 Andrew, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Richardson, Michael 00:18:04.539 --> 00:18:08.400 Jackson, Stephen Hawking, Ehud Barak, Kevin Spacey, 00:18:08.579 --> 00:18:12.059 David Copperfield, Steve Bannon, Noam Chomsky, 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:16.680 Boris Nikolic, Richard Branson, Mick Jagger, 00:18:16.779 --> 00:18:20.140 Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and many more are in these 00:18:20.140 --> 00:18:23.059 files. Now, I'm not saying any of these individuals 00:18:23.059 --> 00:18:26.099 diddle kids or abuse young women, but... What 00:18:26.099 --> 00:18:29.599 we do know is that they're in the files, so we 00:18:29.599 --> 00:18:32.420 should know what the hell they did. By the way, 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:36.319 those files apparently contain hundreds of video 00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:39.339 files as well. Apparently so that Epstein could 00:18:39.339 --> 00:18:41.539 blackmail the richest and most powerful people 00:18:41.539 --> 00:18:45.980 in the world. Right. And Epstein's former neighbor 00:18:45.980 --> 00:18:50.960 quoted him as being the world's greatest blackmailer. 00:18:51.359 --> 00:18:54.740 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Epstein's f - former neighbor 00:18:54.740 --> 00:18:57.119 who also was in the files, by the way. There 00:18:57.119 --> 00:18:59.579 was, there was a reason he did it. And I guarantee 00:18:59.579 --> 00:19:03.640 there's a reason that Trump has put the knee 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:07.019 pads on and is, and is going down on Putin's 00:19:07.019 --> 00:19:11.559 hog, like for the last 16 years, because Putin's 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:14.279 got the information. Yeah. And there's a reason 00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:19.440 that people have been trying to Go to law enforcement 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:22.700 and talk to lawyers trying to bring Jeffrey Epstein 00:19:22.700 --> 00:19:26.859 down since the 1990s. Right. With no luck because 00:19:26.859 --> 00:19:30.480 the FBI, the CIA, the billionaires and millionaires 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:32.700 of the time, the politicians are all protecting 00:19:32.700 --> 00:19:35.900 the guy that has the blackmail on them. Right. 00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:41.799 Correct. Since the 90s! Right. Yep. Yeah. Because 00:19:41.799 --> 00:19:44.579 there are a lot of super important people and 00:19:44.579 --> 00:19:50.130 he knew that. He absolutely knew that. So, look, 00:19:51.309 --> 00:19:53.670 the defunding ICE is important. Okay, that's 00:19:53.670 --> 00:19:56.690 something they're talking about and trying to 00:19:56.690 --> 00:19:59.670 not fund them or DHS. I get that. Getting them 00:19:59.670 --> 00:20:02.470 to stand down in American cities, that's essential. 00:20:03.049 --> 00:20:06.750 No question. Stopping America from its acquisition 00:20:06.750 --> 00:20:10.390 of Greenland or any other nation is so important. 00:20:10.779 --> 00:20:13.440 However, we can't take our eyes off the ball. 00:20:14.140 --> 00:20:17.500 Epstein was a vile human, the largest human trafficker 00:20:17.500 --> 00:20:20.019 in history. He served up kids and young women 00:20:20.019 --> 00:20:22.799 on a silver platter for the wealthy elite, and 00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:25.619 they all have to go down. Yes. They all have 00:20:25.619 --> 00:20:29.880 to go down. So Congress, we need the unredacted 00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:33.220 files, like now. Yeah, as is your job to provide. 00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:37.259 Right. By law. Yeah. If you create laws and you 00:20:37.259 --> 00:20:40.390 don't enforce them, do we have laws? Right, is 00:20:40.390 --> 00:20:43.069 crime legal? Is crime just legal for the rich 00:20:43.069 --> 00:20:44.789 and in power? Yeah, they can just do whatever 00:20:44.789 --> 00:20:48.930 the hell they want. Right. That's something to 00:20:48.930 --> 00:20:52.849 ask yourself, for sure. And I know it pisses 00:20:52.849 --> 00:20:56.390 me off. It's like, look, they overwhelmingly, 00:20:56.829 --> 00:20:58.349 Congress is like, yep, let's take a look at that 00:20:58.349 --> 00:21:02.490 shit. And then we don't get it. Right. We don't 00:21:02.490 --> 00:21:05.509 get it. There have been fantastic video essays. 00:21:05.930 --> 00:21:08.809 There's this YouTuber by the name of Jay Aubrey, 00:21:09.029 --> 00:21:11.690 who I believe I've brought up on while you were 00:21:11.690 --> 00:21:15.750 sleeping before. Amazing video essays, well researched, 00:21:15.869 --> 00:21:19.650 well presented, regarding Jeffrey Epstein, regarding 00:21:19.650 --> 00:21:22.829 Peter Thiel, and they're worth a watch. They're 00:21:22.829 --> 00:21:26.349 gonna... Each essay, I think one of them's a 00:21:26.349 --> 00:21:28.150 four -parter, the other one's a three -parter, 00:21:28.289 --> 00:21:31.130 and each part is approximately the length of 00:21:31.130 --> 00:21:35.490 a feature -length film. Each part. Holy cow. 00:21:35.869 --> 00:21:39.089 and it will take your attention, like you're 00:21:39.089 --> 00:21:40.750 not going to want to check your phone or anything. 00:21:41.269 --> 00:21:43.250 It holds your attention. It's that well presented 00:21:43.250 --> 00:21:47.029 and that well researched. It's disturbing and 00:21:47.029 --> 00:21:52.410 depraved these individuals who orchestrate these 00:21:52.410 --> 00:21:55.349 sex trafficking rings and hold blackmail against 00:21:55.349 --> 00:21:58.369 the most powerful people on the planet, or maybe 00:21:58.369 --> 00:22:00.849 are the most powerful people on the planet, or 00:22:00.849 --> 00:22:05.730 richest people. It's insanity. It makes you wonder, 00:22:06.529 --> 00:22:09.190 we kind of had the general idea of how long it's 00:22:09.190 --> 00:22:13.630 been going on, this Jeffrey Epstein saga of the 00:22:13.630 --> 00:22:18.450 United States of America, but how long this depraved 00:22:18.450 --> 00:22:23.190 elite, in air quotes, have been doing such things. 00:22:23.490 --> 00:22:25.609 There had to have been someone before Epstein 00:22:25.609 --> 00:22:28.170 doing similar things. There had to have been 00:22:28.170 --> 00:22:30.369 someone before that person doing similar things. 00:22:30.470 --> 00:22:34.200 Right. And we're just now in the age of information, 00:22:34.359 --> 00:22:38.740 the age of social media, where the general populace 00:22:38.740 --> 00:22:42.279 knows that this is a thing. And they know that 00:22:42.279 --> 00:22:46.819 this is a problem beyond many of our darkest 00:22:46.819 --> 00:22:49.460 horrors that we could imagine. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:51.720 And you can't make it go away. What's on the 00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:55.599 internet, even for half a day, cannot be deleted. 00:22:56.579 --> 00:23:00.299 That's true. And I think of... something and 00:23:00.299 --> 00:23:03.700 this guy, this goes way back. And this is something 00:23:03.700 --> 00:23:06.839 in Northern California. And I encourage people 00:23:06.839 --> 00:23:08.519 to go down the Reddit rabbit hole on this one. 00:23:08.599 --> 00:23:12.759 It's Bohemian Grove. So I encourage you and maybe 00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:17.119 we'll do a future opening dialogue on this. It's 00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:19.779 essentially the wealthy and the powerful and 00:23:19.779 --> 00:23:22.220 the politicians and they go in the woods for 00:23:22.220 --> 00:23:25.839 like a long weekend. and they just do some crazy 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:30.259 cult -like shit for like four or five days and 00:23:30.259 --> 00:23:35.200 from my understanding there's like like ritual 00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:38.740 sacrifice and worshiping these owl gods and all 00:23:38.740 --> 00:23:43.059 this crazy shit and uh and you know seeing that 00:23:43.059 --> 00:23:46.059 they've done that forever and you look at yale 00:23:46.059 --> 00:23:48.099 with like skull and bones or you look at you 00:23:48.099 --> 00:23:50.559 look at a lot of other stuff no one should be 00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:53.500 surprised No one should be surprised, because 00:23:53.500 --> 00:23:55.660 the rich and powerful have been doing this crazy, 00:23:55.660 --> 00:23:59.019 weird -ass shit for a long time. And they just 00:23:59.019 --> 00:24:01.559 happen to have all the power. But the thing is, 00:24:01.599 --> 00:24:03.559 there's a lot more of us than there are of them. 00:24:03.579 --> 00:24:06.619 And it's up to us to take that back. And I'm 00:24:06.619 --> 00:24:09.240 not saying we have to go full -on Iran, but... 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:12.779 It's an idea. Those out doing peaceful protest. 00:24:13.069 --> 00:24:15.329 And here in Valparaiso, Indiana, there's a small 00:24:15.329 --> 00:24:18.910 group doing it. And whatever, I would not begrudge 00:24:18.910 --> 00:24:20.430 anyone to protest whatever the hell they want 00:24:20.430 --> 00:24:23.269 to protest. That's fine. I'm going to go out 00:24:23.269 --> 00:24:27.430 and protest vegetables later. I just think they 00:24:27.430 --> 00:24:31.849 have to be stopped. That is a bold take to have. 00:24:31.990 --> 00:24:34.710 Yeah, that is a bold take. I'm a meatitarian 00:24:34.710 --> 00:24:40.170 and the vegetables have to be stopped. Whatever 00:24:40.170 --> 00:24:42.210 you want to protest. I mean just go ahead and 00:24:42.210 --> 00:24:44.250 do it. It's completely fine But the thing is 00:24:44.250 --> 00:24:48.230 is I always say what's next and there is not 00:24:48.230 --> 00:24:50.910 one protester that I have talked to That has 00:24:50.910 --> 00:24:53.410 given me a good answer and some smart people 00:24:53.410 --> 00:24:55.670 too that I've talked to and they just don't really 00:24:55.670 --> 00:24:58.369 have a good answer And then I want just kids 00:24:58.369 --> 00:25:00.630 school kids. They just they walked out of school 00:25:00.630 --> 00:25:03.930 across the country. I'm like see that's a what's 00:25:03.930 --> 00:25:10.869 next Nobody could give me that And you know Boycotting 00:25:10.869 --> 00:25:14.569 doing business which as it stands was yesterday, 00:25:14.569 --> 00:25:17.769 you know from the time recording this That's 00:25:17.769 --> 00:25:21.190 a what's next But no one could give me that because 00:25:21.190 --> 00:25:23.730 it's just like protesting. I'll be honest protesting 00:25:23.730 --> 00:25:27.490 is low -hanging fruit. It's easy I can go to 00:25:27.490 --> 00:25:30.990 a frickin Michael's or a Walmart and pick up 00:25:30.990 --> 00:25:33.490 like a 3x5 cardboard. I write some shit on it 00:25:33.490 --> 00:25:37.289 and stand on a corner That's easy, right? That's 00:25:37.289 --> 00:25:40.759 super easy. But if you're not using that as step 00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:44.119 one and then with other things coming, then what 00:25:44.119 --> 00:25:47.000 are you doing? Just stay at home. Just bake a 00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:48.859 cookie. I don't know what else to tell you, but 00:25:48.859 --> 00:25:52.420 it's like... What's the follow -up? What's the 00:25:52.420 --> 00:25:53.779 follow -up? What are you doing? Okay, that's 00:25:53.779 --> 00:25:57.140 the plan. Hey, great start. What now? Yeah, you've 00:25:57.140 --> 00:25:59.940 made your presence known. That's fantastic. Are 00:25:59.940 --> 00:26:01.500 the politicians going to listen to you? Are the 00:26:01.500 --> 00:26:04.440 people in power going to hear your voice? What's 00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:06.339 the plan when they don't? Right. And you're going 00:26:06.339 --> 00:26:08.059 to sit at a table with them and be like, hey... 00:26:08.109 --> 00:26:10.950 This is what we're upset about. Which is crazy, 00:26:11.109 --> 00:26:13.730 because it's like a duh. Yeah, no shit, duh. 00:26:13.890 --> 00:26:15.569 Of course, you're upset about that. Most people 00:26:15.569 --> 00:26:18.589 are. But if you're talking to an individual or 00:26:18.589 --> 00:26:21.750 individuals that don't give a shit, or are kind 00:26:21.750 --> 00:26:24.509 of like, aw, there's nothing we can do, pumpkin, 00:26:25.410 --> 00:26:29.349 then now what? Yeah. Now what? What after that? 00:26:29.730 --> 00:26:33.930 Right. You know, are you going to... You know, 00:26:33.930 --> 00:26:38.039 I won't even say it. for risk of any retaliation, 00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:41.680 because this world's messed up. But I will say 00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:45.900 that I think that there has to be a process here. 00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:51.500 And at some point, and it's a JFK quote, and 00:26:51.500 --> 00:26:52.779 I know I'm going to botch it because I don't 00:26:52.779 --> 00:26:56.119 have it in front of me. But it's basically, if 00:26:56.119 --> 00:27:00.000 peaceful protest is impossible, then revolution 00:27:00.000 --> 00:27:02.259 is inevitable. Violent revolution is inevitable. 00:27:03.460 --> 00:27:06.440 It's essentially you can vote your way into fascism, 00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:09.279 but it may take violence to get out of fascism. 00:27:09.799 --> 00:27:12.140 And it might. Yeah. It really might. And I'm 00:27:12.140 --> 00:27:14.200 not saying a full on civil war. There's a lot 00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:15.440 of people that would be like, oh, it's a full 00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:18.880 on civil war. Look, you can't get people to go 00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:21.039 out grocery shopping in a storm. So don't tell 00:27:21.039 --> 00:27:22.660 me like there's going to be a civil war here 00:27:22.660 --> 00:27:25.259 because people are going to be like, yeah, let's 00:27:25.259 --> 00:27:28.589 rise up, whatever. Oh, yeah. Oh, that new Stranger 00:27:28.589 --> 00:27:30.430 Things is on tonight. Well, we'll do that tomorrow. 00:27:30.589 --> 00:27:32.769 That's America. That's America. And we opened 00:27:32.769 --> 00:27:35.789 this opening dialogue with the thought of distractions, 00:27:36.109 --> 00:27:39.690 the distractions of a potential war, the distractions 00:27:39.690 --> 00:27:43.109 of, I don't know, more insane quotes, or Donald 00:27:43.109 --> 00:27:45.190 Trump shat himself in the Oval Office again. 00:27:45.630 --> 00:27:48.170 You know what else is distractions? Social media. 00:27:48.410 --> 00:27:52.630 Yep. Movies and TV. Oh yeah. You know, that's, 00:27:52.630 --> 00:27:55.529 and that's, that's... Not to get too conspiratorial, 00:27:55.549 --> 00:27:57.789 but I feel like that's sometimes why people get 00:27:57.789 --> 00:28:03.170 so buried in watching what's new or doom -scrolling 00:28:03.170 --> 00:28:06.410 TikTok or Reddit is because that's easier to 00:28:06.410 --> 00:28:09.990 do than taking the time to internalize how fucked 00:28:09.990 --> 00:28:12.589 up things are around you. Right. That's easier 00:28:12.589 --> 00:28:15.190 to do. You're taking the easy path. Right. And 00:28:15.190 --> 00:28:17.789 that this country you grew up in as a kid, or 00:28:17.789 --> 00:28:19.690 that your parents grew up in as a kid. Right. 00:28:20.269 --> 00:28:23.420 It's different. It's different, and we could 00:28:23.420 --> 00:28:26.839 have taken all of the goodwill from World War 00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:30.039 II and done amazing things. And in some ways 00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:32.460 we did, right? The space race, going outer space, 00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:35.059 wow, cool, awesome, and so many other things. 00:28:35.700 --> 00:28:39.579 But for whatever reason, the rich and powerful 00:28:39.579 --> 00:28:42.079 after that, because there was such an economic 00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:45.460 boom, they were kind of like, wow, I like this 00:28:45.460 --> 00:28:48.500 money. Well, yeah, let's spread the wealth, let's 00:28:48.500 --> 00:28:53.349 give it to... Or what we could do is give them 00:28:53.349 --> 00:28:56.329 just enough so they're not starving and we'll 00:28:56.329 --> 00:28:57.710 keep the rest for ourselves. Yeah, let them eat 00:28:57.710 --> 00:29:04.309 cake. Yep. And that's just real. Spin it any 00:29:04.309 --> 00:29:06.690 way you want. It's real. It's more profitable 00:29:06.690 --> 00:29:12.349 to destroy socialism and capitalism overseas 00:29:12.349 --> 00:29:16.220 to protect capitalism. Correct. than it is to 00:29:16.220 --> 00:29:19.079 simply exist as a capitalist society in a world 00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:21.119 where other countries are flourishing due to 00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:24.539 their socialist and communist policies. Right. 00:29:24.940 --> 00:29:27.740 Yeah. And here's a funny thing. This was at our 00:29:27.740 --> 00:29:30.660 beginning, right? It is the reason they threw 00:29:30.660 --> 00:29:33.460 a bunch of tea in the Boston Harbor. It's taxation 00:29:33.460 --> 00:29:36.380 without representation, right? Right. So, hey. 00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:39.619 all the super wealthy, they want to pay 40 % 00:29:39.619 --> 00:29:42.440 tax, cool. Because you can take all that money 00:29:42.440 --> 00:29:44.740 and then do a bunch of social programs with it. 00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:48.940 You can give that healthcare to people. You can 00:29:48.940 --> 00:29:51.799 make sure people are fed. You can have an actual 00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:55.680 real job core for anyone that's unemployed. Then 00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:58.089 you wouldn't even need unemployment. You wouldn't 00:29:58.089 --> 00:30:00.829 even need that. You could just be like, oh, heard 00:30:00.829 --> 00:30:03.009 you lost your job. That's too bad. Here's five 00:30:03.009 --> 00:30:06.109 jobs that you can do in your area and just offer 00:30:06.109 --> 00:30:09.990 any sort of work for people. So it's insane. 00:30:10.250 --> 00:30:13.450 It's absolutely insane that we can't have a society 00:30:13.450 --> 00:30:15.569 where, hey, if you want to go out and make money, 00:30:15.750 --> 00:30:19.130 make millions, whatever, cool, man, go for it. 00:30:19.210 --> 00:30:21.549 But here's the thing. Just pay your share and 00:30:21.549 --> 00:30:23.950 then make sure that that share gets back to the 00:30:23.950 --> 00:30:26.589 people. Right. It's really that fricking simple. 00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:29.819 Should be. It should be. And it's not. Because 00:30:29.819 --> 00:30:31.380 like I said, the wealthy people like the money. 00:30:31.559 --> 00:30:36.319 Yeah. And I don't know. It's more class warfare, 00:30:36.660 --> 00:30:40.059 really. It's absolute. It has been. It has been 00:30:40.059 --> 00:30:44.319 forever. They're trying to sell you on, oh, it's 00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:46.779 a right and a left thing. It's two ideologies. 00:30:46.980 --> 00:30:49.500 And oh my gosh, we just can't exist. So it's 00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:52.799 these constant like, er, er, er. When in reality, 00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:55.700 up above all of that, are the rich people. And 00:30:55.700 --> 00:30:57.079 they don't give a shit about that fight below 00:30:57.079 --> 00:30:58.619 them. They don't care. They got the money and 00:30:58.619 --> 00:31:00.920 the power. They don't care. You make the workers 00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:03.519 fight a culture war so they don't begin a class 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:07.900 war. Correct. Period. Yep. That's exactly it. 00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:12.980 100%. Well, folks, yeah, that's us really kind 00:31:12.980 --> 00:31:15.940 of getting into it. And that may only be part 00:31:15.940 --> 00:31:19.460 one in a series of future rants. I think that's 00:31:19.460 --> 00:31:22.200 fair. There's too much shit going on not to talk 00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:25.140 about it. And we may have only scraped the surface. 00:31:25.380 --> 00:31:30.579 I mean, this... It takes ten minutes of research 00:31:30.579 --> 00:31:33.140 to see how fucked up things are. If you go down 00:31:33.140 --> 00:31:36.720 that rabbit hole of how far back this goes or 00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:40.500 how deep this goes, an hour of research could 00:31:40.500 --> 00:31:43.859 genuinely disturb you. Right. I mean, I think 00:31:43.859 --> 00:31:46.960 some of the stuff I read goes back into the 90s. 00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:51.240 Yeah. So this has been going on a long time. 00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:56.000 And... When I was growing up as a kid Trump was 00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:59.440 becoming Wealthy and powerful. He was becoming 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:04.160 a brand. Okay, and You just read news articles 00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:06.900 and stuff. This is before You know everything 00:32:06.900 --> 00:32:11.000 became so corporatized and if you wanted only 00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:13.180 good things to be in the paper You could do it 00:32:13.180 --> 00:32:16.420 or if you only wanted to tear someone down, you 00:32:16.420 --> 00:32:20.980 know but One thing that like everybody knew back 00:32:20.980 --> 00:32:25.180 then Yep, he's rich. Yep, he's powerful. He is 00:32:25.180 --> 00:32:27.720 also an incredible douchebag. Right. And he's 00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:31.819 just a bad human being. And you can just follow 00:32:31.819 --> 00:32:33.579 the breadcrumbs through that whole family. You 00:32:33.579 --> 00:32:36.160 can just follow the breadcrumbs. And then, of 00:32:36.160 --> 00:32:38.880 course, when you have, I call it organized crime. 00:32:39.299 --> 00:32:41.960 That's just what it is. And you have something 00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:44.799 go on that long. You know, he's got his foot 00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:46.640 soldiers, and he's got all these people, and 00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:48.700 all these people Epstein has stuff on, and so 00:32:48.700 --> 00:32:50.579 these people are gonna do stuff for him. Right, 00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:53.619 right. There was a plan there was a plan and 00:32:53.619 --> 00:32:58.299 he executed the plan and And you know, they all 00:32:58.299 --> 00:33:00.619 have to go down and it's up to us I think cuz 00:33:00.619 --> 00:33:02.759 yeah, you know when the Department of Justice 00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:05.079 works for him. We don't have a Department of 00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:07.539 Justice Yeah, the DOJ already doesn't enforce 00:33:07.539 --> 00:33:10.599 laws against the rich and powerful. Mm -hmm who 00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:13.920 is left to enforce the laws The people who have 00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:16.759 laws enforced upon them. Sure. That's it. That's 00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:19.319 the working class. That's us. That's that's the 00:33:21.119 --> 00:33:24.960 250 million poorest of us right yep, and you 00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:27.339 know what that's a majority that is the majority 00:33:27.339 --> 00:33:29.960 So it's up to us to take it back I know a lot 00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:31.579 of people are excited about the midterm elections 00:33:31.579 --> 00:33:34.319 coming up, but let's be honest He's already starting 00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:36.900 to screw with it. Yep. He just had the what the 00:33:36.900 --> 00:33:40.819 FBI uh raid georgia election offices and he's 00:33:40.819 --> 00:33:43.779 asking for voter rolls in minnesota and you know 00:33:43.779 --> 00:33:46.599 it's a scam i don't i don't know why congress 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:49.359 isn't doing anything other than this this little 00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:51.920 quip i came up with a long time ago that the 00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:56.940 opposite of congress is progress yeah that's 00:33:56.940 --> 00:33:59.279 right yeah there's no progress with congress 00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:02.039 that's just congress starts with a con it does 00:34:02.039 --> 00:34:04.539 it does and it's it's all a con we're living 00:34:04.539 --> 00:34:08.349 in yeah is what we are. All right, well, yeah, 00:34:08.409 --> 00:34:10.730 like we said, this is probably part one of just 00:34:10.730 --> 00:34:13.010 some stuff we're gonna, we're really gonna sink 00:34:13.010 --> 00:34:15.070 our teeth into here. And I know it's not like 00:34:15.070 --> 00:34:18.809 all jovial and happy, happy, shiny people. It's 00:34:18.809 --> 00:34:22.070 none of that shit. You know, so on a case we're 00:34:22.070 --> 00:34:23.989 gonna look into that. And are we gonna get goofy 00:34:23.989 --> 00:34:25.869 here and joke around in a minute? Of course we 00:34:25.869 --> 00:34:29.090 are. But sometimes there's just shit out there 00:34:29.090 --> 00:34:31.949 that's just too important to talk about. So we're 00:34:31.949 --> 00:34:34.599 gonna talk about it. Yep. All right, we're gonna 00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:36.619 take a break, and when we come back, we'll Carpe 00:34:36.619 --> 00:34:46.139 Diem. All right, we are back, everybody. This 00:34:46.139 --> 00:34:47.960 is the Mark Mo Show. I'm your host, Mark Maloney, 00:34:48.079 --> 00:34:51.139 along with Aidan Maloney. And we're now on to 00:34:51.139 --> 00:34:54.340 Carpe Diem. You find beautiful people, send us 00:34:54.340 --> 00:34:58.340 your DMs, and we read them on the old podcast 00:34:58.340 --> 00:35:02.969 here. I mean, we can. We do. But we could. We 00:35:02.969 --> 00:35:05.909 could. The potential is within us. For sure. 00:35:06.309 --> 00:35:10.510 Yeah. They say. Oh, no doubt. I mean, it's kind 00:35:10.510 --> 00:35:12.929 of just like... It's the thing we do. It's the 00:35:12.929 --> 00:35:15.349 thing we do, you know? I mean, we're not a charity. 00:35:15.550 --> 00:35:17.929 Don't get me wrong. No, sure. Sure. We're just 00:35:17.929 --> 00:35:19.610 playing into the culture, right? If someone out 00:35:19.610 --> 00:35:23.409 there wanted to have their DM read, hypothetically, 00:35:23.550 --> 00:35:27.269 what would you recommend? They do. Well, I don't 00:35:27.269 --> 00:35:30.630 know. Like, if I were to have two hands out and 00:35:30.630 --> 00:35:32.050 there's nothing in my right hand, but then there 00:35:32.050 --> 00:35:34.090 was something in my left hand. What would that 00:35:34.090 --> 00:35:36.110 be? I was very intrigued. I'm like, oh, what 00:35:36.110 --> 00:35:38.309 is this? What is this paper material that you 00:35:38.309 --> 00:35:41.130 have put in my hand? And just not one, maybe 00:35:41.130 --> 00:35:44.429 several of these. Oh, I'm so curious as to what 00:35:44.429 --> 00:35:46.710 those paper materials could be. These green papers 00:35:46.710 --> 00:35:49.650 with numbers on them. Whoa. And then I would 00:35:49.650 --> 00:35:52.769 go, oh. that's that did you have a question oh 00:35:52.769 --> 00:35:55.670 my goodness you know it's it's really i mean 00:35:55.670 --> 00:35:57.809 we're just playing into this capitalist society 00:35:57.809 --> 00:36:00.630 right exactly right we're just playing our part 00:36:00.630 --> 00:36:03.210 we're playing our part we're just playing our 00:36:03.210 --> 00:36:05.630 part you know does that mean oh does you know 00:36:05.630 --> 00:36:08.250 is it going to cost me 300 bones to have my questions 00:36:08.250 --> 00:36:11.550 answered and to that i say do you think 300 is 00:36:11.550 --> 00:36:16.219 enough That's fair. That is very, that is very 00:36:16.219 --> 00:36:19.000 fair. A classic negotiation tactic. It is definitely. 00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:20.739 It is definitely. Throw the question back at 00:36:20.739 --> 00:36:24.760 them. Right. Exactly. I love that. I love that. 00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:28.219 All right. This week I have the first one is 00:36:28.219 --> 00:36:32.900 from at Cradly Booper. Cradly Booper. Cradly 00:36:32.900 --> 00:36:35.900 Booper. Cradly Booper. Hey, Mark Mo Show. I have 00:36:35.900 --> 00:36:39.139 a lot of women friends that say I look like Bradley 00:36:39.139 --> 00:36:44.000 Cooper. Oh. Cute. Yeah, I see. I am a single 00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:47.599 guy and not much of a player to be honest They 00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:50.539 say I should use my resemblance to my advantage 00:36:50.539 --> 00:36:53.679 It sounds kind of douchey, but it has been a 00:36:53.679 --> 00:36:55.400 while if you get what I'm saying. What do you 00:36:55.400 --> 00:36:58.139 guys think shucks, brother? Shucks. Well, if 00:36:58.139 --> 00:37:01.619 you've got looks that's one thing It's important 00:37:01.619 --> 00:37:04.659 to to have a personality to have some humor sure 00:37:04.659 --> 00:37:07.719 and I would argue that most if not all people 00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:10.760 have that potential within them It's just about 00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:13.880 Not being afraid. Yeah, you know you almost have 00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:17.099 to I crass is the wrong word do not be crass 00:37:17.099 --> 00:37:21.860 But be yourself I would say is healthy advice 00:37:21.860 --> 00:37:25.219 sure and if people do not take kindly to you 00:37:25.219 --> 00:37:28.300 being yourself Take a moment to be introspective 00:37:28.300 --> 00:37:31.380 and think about hmm. How did I behave? What could 00:37:31.380 --> 00:37:34.059 have caused this? Sure, if it's a you problem. 00:37:34.179 --> 00:37:35.679 Hey, you've got some learning to do and that's 00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:39.110 okay Sometimes it takes learning Yeah, sometimes 00:37:39.110 --> 00:37:42.630 it does if you're like me. I'm generally a quite 00:37:42.630 --> 00:37:47.409 shy individual kind of introverted So it's I'm 00:37:47.409 --> 00:37:51.849 not often not outgoing but I I've got this weird 00:37:51.849 --> 00:37:53.989 thing where I just happen to surround myself 00:37:53.989 --> 00:37:56.530 with outgoing people and That just kind of cracks 00:37:56.530 --> 00:37:59.429 open my shell a little bit. Sure. Yeah, so that's 00:37:59.429 --> 00:38:02.190 that's another thought You know is if you want 00:38:02.190 --> 00:38:04.469 to get out on the scene, you got to be open to 00:38:04.469 --> 00:38:08.360 the scene getting into you. That's hmm Yeah. 00:38:09.059 --> 00:38:12.500 Yeah. I think that's a great comment. Yeah. That 00:38:12.500 --> 00:38:16.219 is a good comment. Or... Alternatively, from 00:38:16.219 --> 00:38:21.340 Mark Mo. Alternatively, if you get a very nice 00:38:21.340 --> 00:38:24.019 young woman that comes up to you and goes, oh 00:38:24.019 --> 00:38:26.900 my god, are you Bradley Cooper? Then the answer 00:38:26.900 --> 00:38:33.099 is, yeah, I am. Oh my goodness. Now, my view... 00:38:33.099 --> 00:38:38.139 So, Mark Mosha recommends lying. So... Once again, 00:38:38.159 --> 00:38:41.760 just like we're out of this good. Hey Hear me 00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:44.400 out. Let him cook. We already started this segment 00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:47.460 being all capitalistic and taking people's money 00:38:47.460 --> 00:38:50.219 to answer their questions So I'm just I'm you're 00:38:50.219 --> 00:38:53.179 continuing the trend of taking advantage So now 00:38:53.179 --> 00:38:54.880 is this taking advantage of your situation like 00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:58.989 so that being the case and look I've been on 00:38:58.989 --> 00:39:02.250 trips. I've been to Spring Break. Have I told 00:39:02.250 --> 00:39:04.329 people that I was Chris Cellius's brother to 00:39:04.329 --> 00:39:07.590 get beer? This is true. It is true. A small price 00:39:07.590 --> 00:39:10.730 to pay for free beer. Did I tell a very pretty 00:39:10.730 --> 00:39:13.610 woman in the parking lot who had an injury to 00:39:13.610 --> 00:39:16.230 her hand from a broken window that I was a pre 00:39:16.230 --> 00:39:19.170 -med student? Can I see her hand? I did. Um, 00:39:19.389 --> 00:39:23.190 you know, did I tell a, I don't know, an exotic 00:39:23.190 --> 00:39:25.409 dancer that I was a chiropractor because she 00:39:25.409 --> 00:39:27.809 said her shoulders are sore? And did I give massages 00:39:27.809 --> 00:39:30.170 to all of the strippers at the club? I did. Was 00:39:30.170 --> 00:39:33.449 that untrue, though? Well, they'll never know. 00:39:35.110 --> 00:39:38.489 See, that's the point. That's the point. So... 00:39:38.329 --> 00:39:40.909 It's a situation where, look, if you're just 00:39:40.909 --> 00:39:43.369 a nice dude and you're looking for someone to 00:39:43.369 --> 00:39:45.070 potentially be a girlfriend, you're not going 00:39:45.070 --> 00:39:48.710 to play this, okay? And that's completely fine. 00:39:48.889 --> 00:39:52.809 You're going to do what Aidan said. However... 00:39:52.809 --> 00:39:54.769 Do you take the red pill or the blue pill is 00:39:54.769 --> 00:39:58.150 what Mark Mosso is saying. That's exactly it. 00:39:58.389 --> 00:40:00.929 That's all I'm saying. If you're just out for 00:40:00.929 --> 00:40:04.570 a night of fun... And you're maybe in a bar or 00:40:04.570 --> 00:40:06.829 a place maybe you normally don't go to. You don't 00:40:06.829 --> 00:40:09.010 know the people there. And she comes up, are 00:40:09.010 --> 00:40:11.889 you Bradley Cooper? I am Bradley Cooper. And 00:40:11.889 --> 00:40:13.269 you're going to go out and you're going to have 00:40:13.269 --> 00:40:16.469 a great evening. Did you like La La Land? I was 00:40:16.469 --> 00:40:21.550 in that. I was in that. I was in that. Yeah. 00:40:22.150 --> 00:40:26.929 Was I in the hangover movies? Huh? Huh? What? 00:40:27.969 --> 00:40:32.420 I'm just going to say. just enjoy yourself. Oh 00:40:32.420 --> 00:40:34.940 god, was that Ryan Gosling in La La Land? That 00:40:34.940 --> 00:40:36.699 was Ryan Gosling. Oh shit, they look the same. 00:40:36.860 --> 00:40:38.320 I was letting you go with it. They look the same, 00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:41.980 don't they? Yeah. They look the damn same. They're 00:40:41.980 --> 00:40:44.559 similar. They're both very attractive dudes. 00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:46.480 Attractive white guy. Right. Attractive movie 00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:48.880 white guy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, lovely listeners. 00:40:49.260 --> 00:40:51.019 I got him confused because white people look 00:40:51.019 --> 00:40:53.340 the same. No, that's okay. It's a white people 00:40:53.340 --> 00:40:55.300 thing. Yeah. Cradley Booper got a little bit 00:40:55.300 --> 00:40:57.980 confused there, so we're okay. Ryan Gosling. 00:40:58.079 --> 00:41:00.659 Ryan Gosling. He hasn't done anything else. Bradley 00:41:00.659 --> 00:41:02.840 Cooper was in the one movie with the Philadelphia 00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:05.460 Eagles, right? Yeah, The Hangover. Yeah. The 00:41:05.460 --> 00:41:07.559 Hangover, of course, with the Philadelphia Eagles. 00:41:08.260 --> 00:41:10.579 Yeah, that's the Silver Linings playbook. Ah, 00:41:10.579 --> 00:41:12.699 of course. That he was in. But Gosling's been 00:41:12.699 --> 00:41:15.900 in a lot of stuff, too. Who's Bradley Cooper? 00:41:16.860 --> 00:41:19.380 What does he do? What does he do? Oh, he was 00:41:19.380 --> 00:41:22.239 in The Hangover. He was in The Hangover. Of course. 00:41:22.260 --> 00:41:23.880 He's apparently the guy that's going to help 00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:26.599 Cradley Booper get laid. Oh, that's right. Ryan 00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:31.179 Gosling. Ryan Gosling. Exactly. Exactly. Everybody 00:41:31.179 --> 00:41:33.460 listening to this is like, this dude's high. 00:41:34.219 --> 00:41:36.440 And the answer is sadly no. Not high enough. 00:41:36.579 --> 00:41:39.960 Not high enough. My next one is from Key West 00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:43.260 Carl. Okay, Carl. What y 'all doing up there 00:41:43.260 --> 00:41:45.579 in the Midwest? Beautiful weather every day, 00:41:45.699 --> 00:41:47.579 yo. I think y 'all should move your show down 00:41:47.579 --> 00:41:50.739 here. Shit. You give us a couple milli, I will. 00:41:50.860 --> 00:41:53.239 Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, I would go. But then 00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:56.239 again, I don't know about Key West in the summertime, 00:41:56.260 --> 00:42:00.000 brother. It's a steamy one. Some about the too 00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:02.539 warm, too humid vibe. But you know what? It's 00:42:02.539 --> 00:42:05.099 different. It's different if you're in the middle 00:42:05.099 --> 00:42:08.300 of frickin' Florida. Because that is just, you 00:42:08.300 --> 00:42:10.679 just bake. Yeah. Human death. When you're out 00:42:10.679 --> 00:42:12.619 in the Key West, it's a little bit different. 00:42:12.699 --> 00:42:15.360 It does get hot, but you get the breeze all the 00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:18.380 time. I like a big breeze. I love a breeze. That's 00:42:18.380 --> 00:42:20.619 why we say it's like, in Florida, it was like, 00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:23.300 if you're hot and you can't be indoors, just 00:42:23.300 --> 00:42:25.510 find some shade. Yeah. Find some shade because 00:42:25.510 --> 00:42:27.230 you're going to get a breeze. The sun's the worst 00:42:27.230 --> 00:42:29.489 thing down there, maybe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:42:29.590 --> 00:42:32.210 Well, you're closer to the equator. So it's going 00:42:32.210 --> 00:42:35.829 to be hotter. So, yeah. At any rest, I love Key 00:42:35.829 --> 00:42:38.329 West. I would. Shit, I don't need the couple 00:42:38.329 --> 00:42:40.989 of million. I just fill my gas tank. I'll see 00:42:40.989 --> 00:42:45.289 in a day. Yeah. I've been to Fort Myers. I've 00:42:45.289 --> 00:42:49.510 been to Naples. I've never been on the west or 00:42:49.510 --> 00:42:52.880 pardon me, the east side of Florida. And yeah, 00:42:52.980 --> 00:42:56.219 never been to Key West, but Carl, you shoot me 00:42:56.219 --> 00:42:59.300 some moolah. We'll visit you, we'll have you, 00:42:59.300 --> 00:43:02.860 we'll guest host you. Yeah. We'll move. I'm sure 00:43:02.860 --> 00:43:05.360 they drive trucks down there. Yeah, for the low, 00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:07.559 low price of maybe two or three million. Sure. 00:43:08.380 --> 00:43:10.880 The Mark Mo Show will come to you, Carl. Yeah. 00:43:11.179 --> 00:43:13.460 Aiden, you can start your own trucking business? 00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:16.880 Yeah. What would I call it? What would you call 00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:22.139 it? I think you would call it... Ryan Gosling 00:43:22.139 --> 00:43:26.039 trucking. Oh, I was thinking the Irish hog. Yeah, 00:43:26.619 --> 00:43:29.440 that's even better. I like that. Ryan Gosling 00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:32.139 trucking and the trailer has a picture of Bradley 00:43:32.139 --> 00:43:36.260 Cooper on the side. Yes. Yes. I love that so 00:43:36.260 --> 00:43:39.420 much. Holy shit. That's a good thing. And then 00:43:39.420 --> 00:43:41.480 on the back of the truck it just says, I was 00:43:41.480 --> 00:43:47.010 in the hangover. I was in the Hangover and La 00:43:47.010 --> 00:43:53.309 La Land. Remember me? Remember me? Oh, God. Oh, 00:43:53.309 --> 00:43:58.590 that's good. Good bit. At Sea Chickens United. 00:43:59.230 --> 00:44:02.010 Super Bowl baby, yeah, we know, we know. Most 00:44:02.010 --> 00:44:03.989 of the country is counting on us to prevent the 00:44:03.989 --> 00:44:07.070 next Patriots dynasty will do our best. Brother, 00:44:07.190 --> 00:44:09.190 I've got news for you. I don't think there's 00:44:09.190 --> 00:44:12.159 going to be an ex -Patriots dynasty. I think 00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:15.980 that was some miracle magic between Brady and 00:44:15.980 --> 00:44:19.480 the one old dude that was the coach the one time. 00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:22.699 Ryan Gosling. Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper, 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:26.099 sorry. That's right. Oh, Bill Belichick, that's 00:44:26.099 --> 00:44:28.219 his name. Yeah, that was some magic they had. 00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:31.239 I don't think Drake May has that type of magic. 00:44:31.340 --> 00:44:34.739 He's great. He's good. I'll give him that. He's 00:44:34.739 --> 00:44:36.500 good. I'll give him that. I don't think there's 00:44:36.500 --> 00:44:38.760 going to be a dynasty. I have no dog in this 00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:42.739 fight or chicken in this fight. I'm just excited 00:44:42.739 --> 00:44:45.699 to see two good teams go at it, you know, sure. 00:44:45.739 --> 00:44:48.500 Yeah, that's that's what I'm excited for God 00:44:48.500 --> 00:44:54.159 bless the sea chickens the Patriots cool Right 00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:57.099 and literally no dog, but I don't think there's 00:44:57.099 --> 00:44:59.380 gonna be Patriots dynasty if that is what you 00:44:59.380 --> 00:45:01.780 are worried about and bright Yeah, and that I 00:45:01.780 --> 00:45:04.260 mean that yeah, I think there's a lot of people 00:45:04.260 --> 00:45:07.039 worried the next one's coming but You know, I 00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:08.519 don't know. I think there's just too many other 00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:12.559 teams out there that The young rising and good 00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.900 and you know, I'm young and hungry too. I am 00:45:15.900 --> 00:45:18.900 too I could like really go for Taco Bell. Anyway 00:45:18.900 --> 00:45:23.079 Not sponsored Four or five burritos would be 00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:25.659 great right now. God be hot. That'd be so great 00:45:25.659 --> 00:45:29.420 Last one is from at stoner Stanley for Tom. I'm 00:45:29.420 --> 00:45:32.659 in our guy. He can't not listen I know he's always 00:45:32.659 --> 00:45:35.460 listening apparently and bless him for that and 00:45:35.460 --> 00:45:37.420 bless him for that. We're always in his ears 00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:42.320 It's all right. It's good. Momo and Alan, do 00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:47.320 you see what I see? Do you see what I see? There 00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:50.639 is a Christmas song. It says that to me. Oh, 00:45:50.659 --> 00:45:52.679 my God. He was talking about the Christmas song. 00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:56.920 He was. Oh, no. I don't see it. Should I? Happy 00:45:56.920 --> 00:46:01.010 Christmas. Wait. Is it over already? Damn squirrel. 00:46:01.429 --> 00:46:06.150 Oh no. Did the squirrel jack his calendar too? 00:46:06.789 --> 00:46:09.670 Holy shit. He may have. It's like, man, this 00:46:09.670 --> 00:46:12.789 December 2025 is lasting a while. It's lasting 00:46:12.789 --> 00:46:15.409 a while. Brother, it's damn near February. It's 00:46:15.409 --> 00:46:19.610 about to be February. But to be honest with that 00:46:19.610 --> 00:46:23.269 comment, why does it seem like January is always 00:46:23.269 --> 00:46:26.739 like 80 days long? Oh yeah. This is the longest 00:46:26.739 --> 00:46:29.239 damn month ever. I saw a meme today. That was 00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:33.719 like that real fucked up picture of Mr. Incredible 00:46:33.719 --> 00:46:36.159 like the skeleton on his face, and it's like 00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:40.619 man. It's been a long six months of January That 00:46:40.619 --> 00:46:45.519 is so true God bless you Momo. I don't see what 00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:48.500 you see and that's not really even in in the 00:46:48.500 --> 00:46:52.239 top 20 Christmas songs no But I love the fact 00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:56.159 that... Shepard man speaking to a boy. I don't 00:46:56.159 --> 00:46:59.940 even know the words. No. But you know, I am the 00:46:59.940 --> 00:47:04.780 Shepard. I am the Shepard. Where did that boy 00:47:04.780 --> 00:47:07.059 go? I'll speak to those little boys. The little 00:47:07.059 --> 00:47:09.920 boys. Trust me. Ah, that piece of shit. Anyway. 00:47:09.920 --> 00:47:13.179 Fuck that guy. No doubt. What do you got, dude? 00:47:13.219 --> 00:47:18.360 I got a DM here from at dcdesnuts. Ah, I like 00:47:18.360 --> 00:47:21.719 that. My man. Would you rather... have a million 00:47:21.719 --> 00:47:29.139 dollars or the powers of Superman? A very human 00:47:29.139 --> 00:47:33.260 question. No doubt. A million would be nice. 00:47:33.559 --> 00:47:38.119 Yeah. My first thought is like a million could 00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:40.119 do a lot for me, but it's not enough to retire 00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:43.940 on, notably. But the powers of Superman, first 00:47:43.940 --> 00:47:47.199 of all, that makes travel so easy. Like I could 00:47:47.199 --> 00:47:50.940 like my family that's... across the country or 00:47:50.940 --> 00:47:54.420 any vacations I want to take across the the oceans. 00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:57.960 I could just do that in like a minute's time. 00:47:58.059 --> 00:48:01.679 Yep. Right? That's is that to me is worth more 00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:03.280 than a million dollars because a million dollars 00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:06.159 only buy so many flights and it doesn't buy you 00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:08.420 back the time you spend waiting for fucking TSA. 00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:12.380 Oh my god. That alone makes me lean towards Superman 00:48:12.380 --> 00:48:15.639 and then you get all the powers to invulnerability 00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:18.659 super strength like I'm never gonna have to hire 00:48:18.659 --> 00:48:21.300 movers again. I won't have to, like, pester family 00:48:21.300 --> 00:48:23.400 members or friends to help me move. Like, oh, 00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:25.000 you want that couch moved? Here, it'll take my 00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:26.940 two fingers. Oh, there you go. There you go. 00:48:26.940 --> 00:48:30.380 Glad I could help you. Yeah. I'd... Power's a 00:48:30.380 --> 00:48:32.500 Superman by a long shot. And if I get hungry 00:48:32.500 --> 00:48:35.539 for money, I could just go rob a bank somewhere. 00:48:35.820 --> 00:48:38.320 Right. And I would make it a multinational one. 00:48:38.579 --> 00:48:41.019 So, like, you know, fuck they profits. I don't 00:48:41.019 --> 00:48:42.739 give a shit. They're just flying in and rob an 00:48:42.739 --> 00:48:46.543 oligarch. Exactly. Oh, that's true. He's like... 00:48:46.539 --> 00:48:52.119 I, in theory, in this world, in hypotheses, like 00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:57.039 in this hypothetical world, I could, you know, 00:48:57.280 --> 00:49:01.239 take my own hits. Sure. You know? Yeah. It's 00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:03.400 like, I think you're a bad person. Pew pew laser 00:49:03.400 --> 00:49:06.800 eyes. Yep, done. Yeah, done. I think you're a 00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:09.619 bad person. Wah, frost breath or whatever he 00:49:09.619 --> 00:49:13.099 does. Yeah, oh yeah, yep. So, that's Superman 00:49:13.099 --> 00:49:15.760 for me. I love that. Yeah, I like the Superman 00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:18.780 thing too, because just like imagine, imagine 00:49:18.780 --> 00:49:21.619 like you're at a bar and a girl comes up to you 00:49:21.619 --> 00:49:24.760 and she's like, are you Superman? And you go, 00:49:25.019 --> 00:49:29.139 why? Yes, I am. Exactly. Ryan Gosling. Yeah, 00:49:29.340 --> 00:49:31.179 I'm pulling the old Ryan Gosling, but now I'm 00:49:31.179 --> 00:49:34.059 Superman. So I think, you know, you want to go 00:49:34.059 --> 00:49:37.210 for a flight? That's it. Yeah. That's it. Use 00:49:37.210 --> 00:49:39.869 your powers for good. Yes, for the good of man. 00:49:40.010 --> 00:49:42.829 For the good of man? Oh, the good of me. Who's 00:49:42.829 --> 00:49:46.849 the man? Who's the man? Superman. Ryan Gosling. 00:49:48.429 --> 00:49:52.110 Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. All right, what 00:49:52.110 --> 00:49:57.090 else you got? Comment here from Redface. What 00:49:57.090 --> 00:50:01.570 is a super minor thing that fills you with anger? 00:50:02.510 --> 00:50:06.099 Ooh, super minor thing. Well, I guess this is 00:50:06.099 --> 00:50:08.599 minor. It's like people that just don't drive 00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:11.739 right. Oh, yeah. It's like a single lane road, 00:50:12.139 --> 00:50:14.679 and it's like 45 miles an hour, and you got the 00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:17.519 toolbox in front of you driving 25. Yeah, that's, 00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:23.260 oh. Because it's not illegal, but it is provably 00:50:23.260 --> 00:50:26.159 unsafe to drive that slow. Yeah. On a higher 00:50:26.159 --> 00:50:30.059 mile per hour road. Yeah. Provably unsafe. Yeah. 00:50:30.190 --> 00:50:32.309 That is that is problem that I get mad at that 00:50:32.309 --> 00:50:35.530 too. Yeah, I think that and then related to that 00:50:35.530 --> 00:50:38.510 because it's also involved with traffic are just 00:50:38.510 --> 00:50:40.570 Roundabouts or traffic circles, whatever you 00:50:40.570 --> 00:50:43.210 happen to call them in your neck of the woods 00:50:43.210 --> 00:50:48.170 Not that I Don't know how to navigate them. I 00:50:48.170 --> 00:50:51.369 do it's all the other people that don't right 00:50:51.369 --> 00:50:54.170 It's it's like the boomer class or those that 00:50:54.170 --> 00:50:56.610 never passed driver's ed or never got a handle 00:50:56.610 --> 00:50:59.710 of it that don't know how Roundabouts work right 00:50:59.710 --> 00:51:01.570 they get in the roundabout and then they go like 00:51:01.570 --> 00:51:04.250 to where you're getting into the roundabout But 00:51:04.250 --> 00:51:06.329 you're waiting for him to go through it so you 00:51:06.329 --> 00:51:08.710 can go right if they stop Yeah, if you're in 00:51:08.710 --> 00:51:11.389 the circle you do not yield right do not yield 00:51:11.389 --> 00:51:13.489 keep going keep going till you're ready to get 00:51:13.489 --> 00:51:15.909 off, right? That's it. You yield you cause an 00:51:15.909 --> 00:51:18.130 accident. Oh, yeah, and it's your fault There 00:51:18.130 --> 00:51:21.449 was a roundabout, guys, years ago when I was 00:51:21.449 --> 00:51:24.889 visiting Boston. And I'm pretty sure I was on 00:51:24.889 --> 00:51:28.530 my way to the JFK Presidential Library, which 00:51:28.530 --> 00:51:33.550 is very cool, by the way. And I had to navigate 00:51:33.550 --> 00:51:39.829 a certain roundabout that was six lanes wide. 00:51:40.269 --> 00:51:42.710 Holy. And there were a bunch of roads that went 00:51:42.710 --> 00:51:46.909 into this large circle. And I come up to it. 00:51:47.050 --> 00:51:51.849 and i'm like oh my god because immediate intimidation 00:51:51.849 --> 00:51:56.530 two roads i have to get off at that one but like 00:51:56.530 --> 00:51:58.949 the far right one is the turn off one and then 00:51:58.949 --> 00:52:02.130 the middle one and it's like holy crap and so 00:52:02.130 --> 00:52:04.969 that like that that one is filled with cars and 00:52:04.969 --> 00:52:08.550 you're like and a dude behind me is like move 00:52:08.550 --> 00:52:10.989 your car, you know, and he brr -brr -brr -brr 00:52:10.989 --> 00:52:12.289 -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr 00:52:12.289 --> 00:52:12.309 -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr 00:52:12.309 --> 00:52:12.969 -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr 00:52:12.969 --> 00:52:13.369 -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr 00:52:13.369 --> 00:52:15.769 -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr 00:52:15.769 --> 00:52:18.030 -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr 00:52:18.030 --> 00:52:18.369 -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr 00:52:18.369 --> 00:52:25.639 -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr And I'm like, over, 00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:27.719 and I'm like, ah shit, too far. And then I had 00:52:27.719 --> 00:52:29.920 to get back over, so I'm like, vroop, I get into 00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:32.139 the next one, and the guy, brrp, brrp, I'm like, 00:52:32.539 --> 00:52:35.400 work with me here. And so then finally, I'm just 00:52:35.400 --> 00:52:36.619 like, there it is, there it is, there it is, 00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:38.960 and I swish out across the other lane, I just 00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:42.059 got off. I'm like, I am finding a different way 00:52:42.059 --> 00:52:46.219 back to the hotel. That was insane. Yeah, it 00:52:46.219 --> 00:52:50.420 takes proper traffic notation on signs. to inform 00:52:50.420 --> 00:52:54.960 drivers if you have more than a two -lane roundy 00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:58.519 makes sense, right? Because if you're in the 00:52:58.519 --> 00:53:01.400 right lane, this is for right -handed drivers. 00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:03.659 If you're in the right lane, you can either go 00:53:03.659 --> 00:53:05.599 straight or you can go right. If you're in the 00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:07.239 left lane, you can either go straight or you 00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:09.860 can go round the roundy. Yes. That's it. That's 00:53:09.860 --> 00:53:11.699 it. That's it. Two -lane roundabout, one -lane 00:53:11.699 --> 00:53:14.179 roundabout makes sense. You've got three or more 00:53:14.179 --> 00:53:17.340 lanes. You've got to notate that on a sign clearly. 00:53:18.110 --> 00:53:21.570 And if you don't, you get situations like you 00:53:21.570 --> 00:53:24.949 got in Boston. Yeah. Let me ask you this as a 00:53:24.949 --> 00:53:28.190 truck driver. Yes. What are your thoughts on 00:53:28.190 --> 00:53:30.949 them? Because I imagine for the size of some 00:53:30.949 --> 00:53:34.570 of them, it's just not reasonable for you. In 00:53:34.570 --> 00:53:36.789 Indiana, I believe it's an Indiana state law, 00:53:37.449 --> 00:53:39.630 semi trucks have right -of -way over both lanes. 00:53:39.849 --> 00:53:42.489 The second we approach the roundabout, we have 00:53:42.489 --> 00:53:45.889 right away over both lanes, which means if you 00:53:45.889 --> 00:53:49.550 hit my trailer or my tractor while we're in the 00:53:49.550 --> 00:53:51.050 roundabout at the same time, it's your fault. 00:53:51.530 --> 00:53:55.050 It's your fault. Doesn't matter. The off tracking 00:53:55.050 --> 00:53:57.409 of the trailer, if it goes into your lane, it 00:53:57.409 --> 00:54:00.630 doesn't matter. Very interesting. Yeah. Did not 00:54:00.630 --> 00:54:03.690 know that. It's a state law for that reason because 00:54:03.690 --> 00:54:07.800 of how usually roundabouts are placed with in 00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:12.079 areas where they just fit. Yeah. Right? Or where 00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:15.920 they didn't or where it was nonsensical to have 00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:18.179 a stoplight due to traffic backup or something. 00:54:18.199 --> 00:54:22.039 Yeah. But it's safer to simply allow the semis 00:54:22.039 --> 00:54:24.760 to have right -of -way over both lanes because 00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:27.000 if your tractors in the right lane and it's a 00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:29.000 tight roundabout, the back of your trailer is 00:54:29.000 --> 00:54:31.059 going to be in the left lane. So you have to 00:54:31.059 --> 00:54:34.260 have right -of -way over both and... As someone 00:54:34.260 --> 00:54:36.179 who deals with a lot of those, we've got a town 00:54:36.179 --> 00:54:40.039 in Indiana, Chicagoland called Crown Point that 00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:42.400 has a lot of those two -lane roundabouts, especially 00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:46.940 off of Interstate 65. And I just flip my hazards 00:54:46.940 --> 00:54:49.420 on. Flip the hazards on, take up both lanes, 00:54:49.519 --> 00:54:51.840 people don't like it, whatever. You try and floor 00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:54.619 it past me, you know what? If you get hit, you 00:54:54.619 --> 00:54:57.519 will be at fault. And that's all you can do. 00:54:58.219 --> 00:55:02.000 So you can ride up on the trailer skirt. That's 00:55:02.000 --> 00:55:04.719 another option, but then you risk tipping what's 00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:07.239 in your trailer. You've got right away over both 00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:09.539 lanes, you take both lanes. Okay, that makes 00:55:09.539 --> 00:55:15.639 sense. Yeah. The more you know. Alright, got 00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:18.800 anything else? I would say, yeah, for what, a 00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:20.940 minor thing that fills me with anger, first of 00:55:20.940 --> 00:55:23.739 all. Oh, fuck, sorry. No worries, it's all good. 00:55:24.579 --> 00:55:26.900 We just, we get tangential, it happens. Yep. 00:55:27.909 --> 00:55:30.030 Know we've talked about this before I think it 00:55:30.030 --> 00:55:32.530 was on the Marcamo radio show the last time I 00:55:32.530 --> 00:55:35.809 ranted about this is Christmas car commercials 00:55:35.809 --> 00:55:40.570 ha ha so infuriating and I I Hate being advertised 00:55:40.570 --> 00:55:43.469 to do not advertise to me. It makes me dislike 00:55:43.469 --> 00:55:46.230 your product. I won't buy from you period I won't 00:55:46.230 --> 00:55:50.079 buy from you So advertising to me alone pisses 00:55:50.079 --> 00:55:52.780 me off. But then Christmas car commercials. There 00:55:52.780 --> 00:55:54.960 is not a working -class American that has the 00:55:54.960 --> 00:55:57.039 fucking money to buy a car for Christmas. Are 00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.019 you stupid? Cadillac, what's wrong with you? 00:56:00.139 --> 00:56:02.940 Right. Your average dude that's sitting there 00:56:02.940 --> 00:56:06.920 watching, I don't know, say, a game, a football 00:56:06.920 --> 00:56:09.440 game on a Sunday, and he's sitting there, and 00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:12.380 then... car commercial comes on for Volvo. Right. 00:56:12.440 --> 00:56:14.719 With a big bow on it. And are you sitting there 00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:17.039 like, well, hell, I was going to get my wife 00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:21.659 a blouse, but shit. Right. Why not a car? Yeah. 00:56:22.019 --> 00:56:23.960 SNL actually does a very funny bit on that, by 00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:26.760 the way. You're taking on six years of debt when 00:56:26.760 --> 00:56:28.760 you've only got 200 bones in the bank, and that's 00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.000 going to groceries this week. Yeah. Well, not 00:56:31.000 --> 00:56:32.940 anymore. It's going to the Volvo. Great commercial, 00:56:33.179 --> 00:56:35.320 buddy. And then another thing that pisses me 00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:38.139 off is the Charmin Bears. Another commercial 00:56:38.139 --> 00:56:41.320 related thing. Fuck the Charmin Bears. No one's 00:56:41.320 --> 00:56:45.019 got a big fucking plastered smile on their face 00:56:45.019 --> 00:56:47.840 after they've had a rancid shit dog. You're happy 00:56:47.840 --> 00:56:50.260 about your toilet paper? The most happy I've 00:56:50.260 --> 00:56:51.980 ever been about toilet paper is that it's there 00:56:51.980 --> 00:56:56.420 on the roll. It's like, okay, cool. Check. That's 00:56:56.420 --> 00:56:59.360 it. That's it. And don't... Bears shit in the 00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:02.239 woods, man. They do. We're one of the only mammals 00:57:02.239 --> 00:57:05.920 that get assholes that need wiping. Yeah. That's 00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:10.079 because we're upright. So your sponsor for your 00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:13.000 toilet paper is a bear, is an animal that cannot 00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:15.219 use your toilet paper. And doesn't need to use 00:57:15.219 --> 00:57:17.380 toilet paper. Doesn't need to. Doesn't need to. 00:57:17.579 --> 00:57:19.559 Now, wipe his ass on the tree. There's a reason 00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:23.300 why mammals, such as your dog or your cat, will 00:57:23.300 --> 00:57:25.699 have a shit, and then when they walk away from 00:57:25.699 --> 00:57:28.440 the litter box or the yard, their ass is clean. 00:57:28.840 --> 00:57:32.059 Yep. Because they are built different as an animal. 00:57:32.260 --> 00:57:36.219 Right, correct. Humans are bipedal. Animals right 00:57:36.219 --> 00:57:39.780 we can't do that humans got fat asses and sometimes 00:57:39.780 --> 00:57:41.960 they got shit on and we got to wipe off I'll 00:57:41.960 --> 00:57:44.679 wipe that shit gonna wipe that do not have a 00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:48.599 bear sell toilet paper to me And with a weird 00:57:48.599 --> 00:57:52.559 it's it pisses me off Because it's it's it's 00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:55.380 it's it falls in the uncanny Valley their faces 00:57:55.380 --> 00:57:58.579 the smiles their eyeballs It's all uncanny Valley, 00:57:58.579 --> 00:58:01.179 and it's like this is not right. I point at the 00:58:01.179 --> 00:58:03.769 screen. I say that's not right. Yeah How dare 00:58:03.769 --> 00:58:06.269 you. How dare you. I feel insulted you think 00:58:06.269 --> 00:58:08.369 I'm this fucking dumb to buy your shitty toilet 00:58:08.369 --> 00:58:13.369 paper. Fuck you, Charmin. That's fair. That's 00:58:13.369 --> 00:58:17.010 fair. Man. Secondarily, I also hate bad drivers. 00:58:17.590 --> 00:58:22.750 Yeah. The final DM I received was from Pants 00:58:22.750 --> 00:58:26.389 McGee. It's a Walking Dead -style apocalypse, 00:58:26.849 --> 00:58:29.690 but you get a buff. You get to choose between 00:58:29.690 --> 00:58:34.739 the power of fire, water, Air or Earth? What 00:58:34.739 --> 00:58:38.019 do you pick? Huh. So kind of like Avatar The 00:58:38.019 --> 00:58:41.539 Last Airbender style. Oh, right. The power of 00:58:41.539 --> 00:58:44.900 fire type thing. Like that little Vietnamese 00:58:44.900 --> 00:58:48.059 kid. He's like, what? You like whoops the arrow. 00:58:48.059 --> 00:58:50.760 I saw that movie once. I don't know. No, that's 00:58:50.760 --> 00:58:52.820 not the movie with the blue people. It was a 00:58:52.820 --> 00:58:55.119 show. No, I knew that. I knew it wasn't the Smurf 00:58:55.119 --> 00:58:57.900 movie. He's got the blue arrow on his head. He's 00:58:57.900 --> 00:58:59.380 bald. He's got a blue arrow on his head. Oh, 00:58:59.460 --> 00:59:02.199 Caillou. No, he doesn't have the arrow on his 00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:04.539 head. Imagine if Caillou was the airbender. That 00:59:04.539 --> 00:59:06.599 would suck. He's just a bold, cancerous piece 00:59:06.599 --> 00:59:09.760 of shit. Fuck that guy. Fuck Caillou. Okay, previous 00:59:09.760 --> 00:59:12.079 question, red face. Caillou, he irritates me. 00:59:12.139 --> 00:59:15.260 Caillou irritates me. Fuck Caillou. What a shitty 00:59:15.260 --> 00:59:18.480 show to just show children of like, oh, this 00:59:18.480 --> 00:59:22.219 irritating piece of human shit gets to be just 00:59:22.219 --> 00:59:25.840 this sucker all the time. And then at the end 00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:27.780 of the show, it's like all hugs and kisses. It's 00:59:27.780 --> 00:59:29.780 like, oh, you're okay, Caillou. It's like, no, 00:59:29.880 --> 00:59:32.400 fuck that kid. It's never too late for an abortion. 00:59:32.500 --> 00:59:37.900 Put him down. Put him down, damn. Damn, that's 00:59:37.900 --> 00:59:41.139 some serious shit right there. I was just going 00:59:41.139 --> 00:59:44.019 to say, look, before we abolish ICE, you have 00:59:44.019 --> 00:59:46.320 my permission to pick him and his parents up 00:59:46.320 --> 00:59:47.820 and do whatever the hell you want with them. 00:59:47.880 --> 00:59:49.539 Right, right. Take them away. Take them. You 00:59:49.539 --> 00:59:52.440 can take them. Take Caillou. That's fine. Oh, 00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:57.400 that's fucking funny. Zombie apocalypse, which 00:59:57.400 --> 01:00:00.860 element do you pick to control? God. I'm trying 01:00:00.860 --> 01:00:03.119 to think, like, what would benefit me the most? 01:00:03.619 --> 01:00:06.340 My first thought was actually fire, just like 01:00:06.340 --> 01:00:09.539 burn the zombies in defense. But then you just 01:00:09.539 --> 01:00:11.940 have a bunch of burnt zombies. Right. And they're 01:00:11.940 --> 01:00:13.900 still coming at you. Right. I mean, how long 01:00:13.900 --> 01:00:15.800 does it take to actually burn a human being and 01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:19.380 their flesh before the zombie de -animates? Right. 01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:22.840 And my second thought is water would be so much 01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:24.940 better. Yeah, they can't swim. They drop like 01:00:24.940 --> 01:00:27.780 a rock. Right. Yeah, they're, especially in the 01:00:27.780 --> 01:00:30.820 Walking Dead style universe, zombies, they're 01:00:30.820 --> 01:00:34.079 not that smart. Nope. They're not that smart. 01:00:34.539 --> 01:00:37.480 And if I have the power of water, first of all, 01:00:37.639 --> 01:00:40.239 water pressure literally means I could like jet 01:00:40.239 --> 01:00:43.460 myself to different places, like Iron Man style, 01:00:43.860 --> 01:00:46.699 using water pressure. Second of all, I'm the 01:00:46.699 --> 01:00:49.199 most valuable man on the planet. You know what's 01:00:49.199 --> 01:00:52.679 scarce? Water. Water. What a human needs to survive? 01:00:52.900 --> 01:00:55.619 Water. Water and food. Yep, that's true. The 01:00:55.619 --> 01:01:00.119 power of water is huge. Yeah. And that's what 01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:03.300 I gotta go with. I mean, air and earth have their 01:01:03.300 --> 01:01:06.619 potentials. But nothing, no. We gotta be water. 01:01:07.340 --> 01:01:10.739 Yeah. I agree with that. You know, because for 01:01:10.739 --> 01:01:13.050 a minute I was like... Well, maybe like earth 01:01:13.050 --> 01:01:15.010 would be like kind of neat because build your 01:01:15.010 --> 01:01:17.190 own fortress thing build your own fortress You 01:01:17.190 --> 01:01:20.429 know or be like your own crops. Yes. Yeah, you 01:01:20.429 --> 01:01:22.789 could do that, you know, and then they got hundreds 01:01:22.789 --> 01:01:24.909 of these things Yeah, and they're coming at you 01:01:24.909 --> 01:01:26.650 and whatever and it's just like oh earth wall. 01:01:26.929 --> 01:01:29.050 Yeah, right. It's like what we took care of that. 01:01:29.590 --> 01:01:32.190 Yeah Well, that was nice and quick as quick. 01:01:32.190 --> 01:01:33.969 I didn't have to kill them. They're not killing 01:01:33.969 --> 01:01:36.110 me. Yeah, that's great Yeah, but I do like the 01:01:36.110 --> 01:01:38.269 water part. I really do because it's just like 01:01:38.269 --> 01:01:41.800 if they're there just be like Flood them. Yeah, 01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:45.099 and you know the power of water jets Yeah, could 01:01:45.099 --> 01:01:47.699 saw metal in half surely I could saw these rotting 01:01:47.699 --> 01:01:50.719 bodies in half easily You know get rid of them. 01:01:50.860 --> 01:01:53.539 Yeah, that's great. I think I'm thirsty Yeah, 01:01:53.539 --> 01:01:57.119 right your finger up to your mouth That's tasty. 01:01:57.639 --> 01:02:00.739 Can I have mine with cucumber? Yeah, right? Cucumber 01:02:00.739 --> 01:02:04.059 accents the water in such a way. Yeah, you could 01:02:04.059 --> 01:02:07.340 do that Now I'm down water. Hell. Yeah, I'm in 01:02:07.340 --> 01:02:10.860 the same boat. Yep Last one. All right, man. 01:02:11.340 --> 01:02:14.619 Well, we are going to take a little bit of a 01:02:14.619 --> 01:02:17.639 break. No, actually, wait. Oh, I almost forgot. 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:20.360 Cliffhanger. Oh my. I almost forgot the frozen 01:02:20.360 --> 01:02:24.920 guy review. And the funny part of it, actually 01:02:24.920 --> 01:02:28.599 funny for all of you, not funny for me. I literally 01:02:28.599 --> 01:02:32.280 after I had this, I left it on top of a box in 01:02:32.280 --> 01:02:34.699 my kitchen. So I'm like, oh, I got to remember 01:02:34.699 --> 01:02:36.559 that that's the one I had this week that I want 01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:40.239 to review. And then I left my place this morning. 01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:42.900 So not only did I forget said beer we're going 01:02:42.900 --> 01:02:45.699 to be reviewing later. Oh, no. I blame it on 01:02:45.699 --> 01:02:48.340 my migraine, but that's fine. Not only do we 01:02:48.340 --> 01:02:52.780 do that, did I do that. But I was like, oh, no, 01:02:52.860 --> 01:02:55.480 what's that box on the tire? Oh, yeah. What was 01:02:55.480 --> 01:02:58.199 it again? What was it again? I think I got it 01:02:58.199 --> 01:03:01.579 right. So I'm sure I've had this anyway, but 01:03:01.579 --> 01:03:05.679 I'm pretty sure this is it. So I'm reviewing. 01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:09.579 frozen guy review, frozen meals. I am reviewing 01:03:09.579 --> 01:03:13.320 Banquet's spaghetti and meatballs. Little sketchy. 01:03:13.579 --> 01:03:16.780 Just straight up. And not one I normally get, 01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:19.179 but I was like, hey, I know I haven't tried this. 01:03:19.179 --> 01:03:23.559 I'm going to get it. And I found that it was 01:03:23.559 --> 01:03:27.179 pretty good. The noodles are kind of small, almost 01:03:27.179 --> 01:03:30.960 not linguine small, but pretty small noodles. 01:03:31.159 --> 01:03:34.820 Small in gauge or in length of noodle? Both. 01:03:35.019 --> 01:03:38.380 Oh, both? Both. So it's not angel hair. No, not 01:03:38.380 --> 01:03:41.039 quite angel hair pasta. But it's not sketchy. 01:03:41.420 --> 01:03:46.199 It's not sketchy. Yeah. OK. In my opinion. So 01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:49.260 the noodles are OK. The pasta sauce was actually 01:03:49.260 --> 01:03:56.170 really good. Not as chunky. if that's the word 01:03:56.170 --> 01:04:01.469 I mean, as I usually like my sauce and pastas. 01:04:01.570 --> 01:04:04.730 The sauce should have some girth. Right, it definitely 01:04:04.730 --> 01:04:09.030 should. Yeah. Hmm, girth, what a word. So... 01:04:09.030 --> 01:04:11.809 As they say in the cheffery business... They 01:04:11.809 --> 01:04:16.789 sure do. So the sauce was like, it wasn't as 01:04:16.789 --> 01:04:20.730 runny as most. So it's kind of like mid in terms 01:04:20.730 --> 01:04:24.070 of its consistency. Sure. The meatball's pretty 01:04:24.070 --> 01:04:26.210 good. I just found I didn't get a lot of them. 01:04:26.409 --> 01:04:28.510 Oh, okay. I think there were like four maybe. 01:04:29.090 --> 01:04:31.349 So I could have used a few more. But they were 01:04:31.349 --> 01:04:33.530 tasty, they were good, they had flavor to them. 01:04:33.590 --> 01:04:36.440 Well seasoned. Yeah. Yeah, they were. Get a good 01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:39.099 Italian vibe from the dish overall. I did. Yeah. 01:04:39.099 --> 01:04:42.780 Yeah, it was good. I wish I had made some bread 01:04:42.780 --> 01:04:44.900 or garlic bread or something to go with it, because 01:04:44.900 --> 01:04:47.920 as I also say, not only are you looking for quality 01:04:47.920 --> 01:04:49.920 in what you're getting for the money that you're 01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:52.679 spending, but you're also looking for quantity. 01:04:53.079 --> 01:04:55.820 To feel full. To feel full. Yeah. I can eat it 01:04:55.820 --> 01:04:57.960 and be like, oh, I'll be good till the next meal. 01:04:58.699 --> 01:05:01.619 And in this one, I was close. But like two hours 01:05:01.619 --> 01:05:03.139 later, I was grabbing a bag of chips because 01:05:03.139 --> 01:05:08.920 I'm like, I'm hungry. So it was not quite enough. 01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:13.579 I think it was $3 .79 for the frozen meal. But 01:05:13.579 --> 01:05:16.860 overall, it wasn't bad. It was actually pretty 01:05:16.860 --> 01:05:19.400 good. I just wish there were a little bit more. 01:05:19.699 --> 01:05:22.280 Yeah. And that's the same price point as some 01:05:22.280 --> 01:05:25.099 of the previous, I believe, Devour meals that 01:05:25.099 --> 01:05:26.440 you've brought up. Yeah. That filled me up. Yeah. 01:05:26.489 --> 01:05:30.210 Yep, that is true, so you have to quality, quantity, 01:05:30.329 --> 01:05:32.710 and price point, right? Yes, sir. That's what 01:05:32.710 --> 01:05:35.610 we look at. And so I'm going to give it a seven 01:05:35.610 --> 01:05:39.030 nine. I thought the taste was good enough. The 01:05:39.030 --> 01:05:41.389 noodles are OK. The sauce was tasty, albeit, 01:05:41.550 --> 01:05:43.929 like I said, not quite the consistency I enjoy. 01:05:44.389 --> 01:05:47.469 But it's not bad. I think the only issue is like 01:05:47.469 --> 01:05:50.989 if you're hungry, you got to pick up two or like 01:05:50.989 --> 01:05:53.819 one of those one dollar like French loaf. Or 01:05:53.819 --> 01:05:55.659 or if you have a loaf of bread at home or so 01:05:55.659 --> 01:05:57.219 make some garlic bread or something to go with 01:05:57.219 --> 01:05:59.300 it Yeah, and then then that's different and that's 01:05:59.300 --> 01:06:01.059 not bad either because then when you're done 01:06:01.059 --> 01:06:02.860 And you always have that little bit of pasta 01:06:02.860 --> 01:06:05.579 sauce and stuff left in that little plastic container 01:06:05.579 --> 01:06:07.559 Yeah, then if you have some garlic bread or bread 01:06:07.559 --> 01:06:10.139 and butter some you just sop that yeah, and that's 01:06:10.139 --> 01:06:12.780 pretty good. That's true That's not the bad way 01:06:12.780 --> 01:06:15.739 to go but an idea Seven nine seven nine solid. 01:06:15.900 --> 01:06:20.679 Yeah, definitely solid All right now Now we'll 01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:22.539 take that break. I know I was such a hurry to 01:06:22.539 --> 01:06:25.820 get into the break You know, maybe to get high 01:06:25.820 --> 01:06:29.260 Hey, hey now we're in Indiana. We can't do that. 01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:32.900 Yeah, I mean we can but we can't yeah That's 01:06:32.900 --> 01:06:35.059 the that's the you can't but you can't you can't 01:06:35.059 --> 01:06:37.019 but you can't exactly. All right, we're taking 01:06:37.019 --> 01:06:45.710 a break Hey, we're back everybody. This is the 01:06:45.710 --> 01:06:48.070 Mark Mo Show I'm your host Mark Maloney along 01:06:48.070 --> 01:06:50.750 with Aidan Maloney and we are now on to our feature 01:06:50.750 --> 01:06:55.090 segment You just made the list our top 10 list 01:06:55.090 --> 01:06:58.309 10 through 2 with our big number one reveal and 01:06:58.309 --> 01:07:01.670 we do oh gosh all sorts of different topics And 01:07:01.670 --> 01:07:03.570 but we do have to be careful because they're 01:07:03.570 --> 01:07:06.349 there. There's rules. We have to well actually 01:07:06.349 --> 01:07:10.969 rules One. Man. I'm sorry. I know. I know. It's 01:07:10.969 --> 01:07:14.269 so disappointing. Actually, according to our 01:07:14.269 --> 01:07:16.250 rules and bylaws, there's actually only one rule. 01:07:16.630 --> 01:07:19.250 And that is that there are no rules. Woo. Let's 01:07:19.250 --> 01:07:20.989 freaking go. Yeah. So we're good. Let's freaking 01:07:20.989 --> 01:07:24.090 go. We are definitely good there. So this week, 01:07:26.090 --> 01:07:30.039 I was very much into music. And I just. Started 01:07:30.039 --> 01:07:31.860 for whatever reason. Maybe I just need to kind 01:07:31.860 --> 01:07:34.099 of get myself up a little bit But I was listening 01:07:34.099 --> 01:07:38.340 to like some some jams some party jams some bops 01:07:38.340 --> 01:07:41.980 if you will some bops and bangers and It's gonna 01:07:41.980 --> 01:07:45.619 be a dish of my new restaurant bops and bangers 01:07:45.619 --> 01:07:49.380 bops and bangers if bangers are our glizzies 01:07:49.380 --> 01:07:55.420 then bops are Wantons maybe Could do that. What 01:07:55.420 --> 01:08:00.929 if it's a fusion? What if it's like an Asian 01:08:00.929 --> 01:08:06.590 -European fusion. Wontons and Sausages. I'd eat 01:08:06.590 --> 01:08:10.250 it. Hell yeah. I'd eat it. But I'd eat everything 01:08:10.250 --> 01:08:12.690 anyway. Yeah. We were just talking about Taco 01:08:12.690 --> 01:08:15.789 Bell. Ah, fuck Taco Bell. Sorry, I brought it 01:08:15.789 --> 01:08:20.090 up again. Dude, I am hungry. You know, because 01:08:20.090 --> 01:08:24.210 this morning I had a massive migraine. Just absolutely 01:08:24.210 --> 01:08:26.210 killer. Like someone just took an axe right down 01:08:26.210 --> 01:08:29.949 the middle of my head. Yeah, so I'm queasy and 01:08:29.949 --> 01:08:31.890 whatever. And when you're like that, you're not 01:08:31.890 --> 01:08:34.430 eating either. Sure. So I've pretty much gone 01:08:34.430 --> 01:08:38.250 sans food for a while. So, ha, yeah, we're gonna 01:08:38.250 --> 01:08:39.970 try to make it through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're 01:08:39.970 --> 01:08:42.029 gonna try to make it through. Roughing it. Yeah, 01:08:42.029 --> 01:08:44.609 we are, yeah. Where it's already, you know, at 01:08:44.609 --> 01:08:49.510 the current recording time is 3 .45. Yeah, typically, 01:08:50.170 --> 01:08:53.930 typically we upload before 1 p .m. on Saturdays, 01:08:54.069 --> 01:08:56.979 but. Typically. Hey, man. It's one of them weekends. 01:08:57.239 --> 01:09:00.359 It is one of them weekends. Damn headaches. But 01:09:00.359 --> 01:09:02.520 it's gone now, so we're trucking through, and 01:09:02.520 --> 01:09:04.760 we're going to get through this episode. And 01:09:04.760 --> 01:09:07.659 then daddy's going to eat, or teenage daughter. 01:09:07.760 --> 01:09:09.859 Well, you got to watch our gaming channel. You 01:09:09.859 --> 01:09:13.279 got to get the context. Exactly. So 10 party 01:09:13.279 --> 01:09:16.500 songs. And so, Aidan, what do you have, man? 01:09:16.779 --> 01:09:20.020 The best 10 I have, I kept myself to 10. Because 01:09:20.020 --> 01:09:22.920 I was like, listen, if I go on, I could get to 01:09:22.920 --> 01:09:25.359 20 plus. Right. I can't do that. I kept it to 01:09:25.359 --> 01:09:28.300 10. Number 10 on my list. I'll save my big number 01:09:28.300 --> 01:09:30.579 one reveal as well. Of course. Number 10 on my 01:09:30.579 --> 01:09:34.119 list. This is How We Do It by Montel Jordan. 01:09:34.439 --> 01:09:36.760 This is how we do it. Yeah. That's all I can 01:09:36.760 --> 01:09:41.420 say. It's groovy. It's fun. I mean, you could 01:09:41.420 --> 01:09:43.319 argue overplayed, but it's overplayed because 01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:46.539 it's groovy and fun. So take that. Number nine. 01:09:47.079 --> 01:09:50.560 Crazy in Love by Beyonce. That's a good one. 01:09:50.619 --> 01:09:53.199 It's a groovy one. It's it's the one to get people 01:09:53.199 --> 01:09:59.359 in the mood if it's that kind of party Yeah, 01:09:59.579 --> 01:10:02.340 you got it that's exactly how it sounds yeah 01:10:02.340 --> 01:10:10.180 Our to write number eight you can't touch this 01:10:10.180 --> 01:10:14.789 by MC hammer Can't touch this. Can't touch this. 01:10:15.710 --> 01:10:18.489 It's crazy thinking that MC Hammer was like a 01:10:18.489 --> 01:10:22.189 brutal gangster crip in his day. Right, yeah. 01:10:22.210 --> 01:10:25.390 And then he was just making like... Oh, oh. Yeah, 01:10:25.850 --> 01:10:29.949 just like funny silly samples in his music career. 01:10:30.229 --> 01:10:31.689 That's all he was doing. It's like he did both. 01:10:32.149 --> 01:10:35.949 Yep. Number seven, Pony by Ginuwine. Gotta be 01:10:35.949 --> 01:10:38.750 on there. Depending the mood of the party. Pony. 01:10:39.159 --> 01:10:42.340 Yeah, that's how the song goes. I'm Ginny White 01:10:42.340 --> 01:10:45.899 and this is Pony. Pony. Goes just like that. 01:10:45.899 --> 01:10:49.979 Pony. Number six, Toxic by Britney Spears. That's 01:10:49.979 --> 01:10:52.119 a good one. Has to be on there. That's a bop. 01:10:52.140 --> 01:10:55.920 Come on. Yeah. Number five, I've got Yeah by 01:10:55.920 --> 01:11:00.380 Usher, Ludacris, and Lil Jon. Yeah! Yeah! Love 01:11:00.380 --> 01:11:03.659 it. That's a great track. Number four, Jump Around 01:11:03.659 --> 01:11:06.840 by House of Pain. Jump around, jump around. That's 01:11:06.840 --> 01:11:08.479 where it's at. Jump up and get down. Hell yeah. 01:11:09.250 --> 01:11:13.149 Number three, In Da Club by 50 Cent. Oh, that's 01:11:13.149 --> 01:11:15.270 a good one. Has to be on there for sure. In Da 01:11:15.270 --> 01:11:18.810 Club. Number two, I Had Low by Flowrida and T 01:11:18.810 --> 01:11:22.210 -Pain. Ooh, yeah, that's a good one. It's kind 01:11:22.210 --> 01:11:25.949 of a banger too. Yeah. I'll save my number one. 01:11:26.430 --> 01:11:29.350 Alrighty, I have some honorable mentions. Okay. 01:11:29.770 --> 01:11:31.829 I didn't go crazy with it, but I threw a few 01:11:31.829 --> 01:11:35.210 on there. Toxic by Britney Spears. Hell yeah. 01:11:35.789 --> 01:11:38.029 Womanizer by Britney Spears. That's a good one 01:11:38.029 --> 01:11:42.520 too. Sucker by the Jonas Brothers. Oh, yeah. 01:11:42.739 --> 01:11:46.779 Yeah, that's a fun one. That is a fun one. DNCE 01:11:46.779 --> 01:11:49.180 Cake by the Ocean. Oh, that's a good one, too. 01:11:49.359 --> 01:11:52.079 Yeah. It's got a jumping guitar in the background. 01:11:52.140 --> 01:11:55.560 It does. Yeah. It sure does. Good riffs. Breakin' 01:11:55.739 --> 01:11:59.340 Free by Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah. It's got a good 01:11:59.340 --> 01:12:04.300 beat to it. And then Katy Perry featuring Snoopaloop, 01:12:04.420 --> 01:12:07.699 Snoop Dogg. D -O -Double G? With California Girls. 01:12:07.720 --> 01:12:11.729 It's a good one. Yeah. Now, my top 10. Number 01:12:11.729 --> 01:12:17.210 10, Take It Off by Kesha. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Kesha's 01:12:17.210 --> 01:12:19.640 great, by the way. Yeah, oh, yeah, she's excellent. 01:12:19.800 --> 01:12:22.239 Yeah, she's she's good peeps number nine Give 01:12:22.239 --> 01:12:24.720 me more by Britney Spears and the only reason 01:12:24.720 --> 01:12:27.439 I put that Britney one in the top ten was because 01:12:27.439 --> 01:12:30.220 if you play GTA 5 It's one of the songs. Oh, 01:12:30.279 --> 01:12:37.020 yeah, that's true So, yeah, it makes the list 01:12:37.020 --> 01:12:40.420 Dynamite by tail Cruz. It's a good one. How's 01:12:40.420 --> 01:12:45.439 that one goes like do do do do dynamite? Just 01:12:45.439 --> 01:12:50.140 like that exactly like that Yes, quite. Quite. 01:12:50.319 --> 01:12:52.760 Lovely song. I am Tile Cruz. I am Tile Cruz. 01:12:53.100 --> 01:12:59.060 Do, do, do, dynamite. Oh my god. Imagine him 01:12:59.060 --> 01:13:03.859 listening to this. Hey, motherfuck. Sexy and 01:13:03.859 --> 01:13:08.539 I Know It by LMFAO. That's a good one. At number 01:13:08.539 --> 01:13:14.000 six, Love Again by Dua Lipa. Oh yeah. Yeah. Number 01:13:14.000 --> 01:13:16.260 five, Jump Around by House of Pain. We almost 01:13:16.260 --> 01:13:20.460 had the same. That's pretty awesome. And number 01:13:20.460 --> 01:13:24.199 four, TikTok by Kesha. Kesha's great. TikTok 01:13:24.199 --> 01:13:26.640 and the block and look like dagger. Party don't 01:13:26.640 --> 01:13:31.479 stop it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hell yeah. We need 01:13:31.479 --> 01:13:33.560 to get in the recording studio. We're ready. 01:13:33.939 --> 01:13:37.359 We're ready. We're definitely ready. Number three, 01:13:37.779 --> 01:13:41.359 Stronger by Kanye West. Harder, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:41.460 --> 01:13:41.699 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:41.699 --> 01:13:41.819 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:41.819 --> 01:13:42.800 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:43.319 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:43.319 --> 01:13:44.699 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:44.699 --> 01:13:45.060 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:45.060 --> 01:13:48.760 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:48.760 --> 01:13:48.979 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:48.979 --> 01:13:49.619 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:49.619 --> 01:13:49.619 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:49.619 --> 01:13:49.619 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, 01:13:49.619 --> 01:14:08.760 bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit That's 01:14:08.760 --> 01:14:11.140 number two. That's a good one. Number one reveal 01:14:11.140 --> 01:14:14.899 time. Party in Bullshit by Notorious B .I .G. 01:14:15.439 --> 01:14:18.180 Had to be on there. Wow. Back to the 90s for 01:14:18.180 --> 01:14:21.180 that one. Yeah. But that's a party song. B .I 01:14:21.180 --> 01:14:23.439 .G. Party's in the name. Hell yeah, man. That 01:14:23.439 --> 01:14:27.220 is in the name. Had to go with that. I went with 01:14:27.220 --> 01:14:32.220 Flowrida with Kesha on back vocals right around. 01:14:32.760 --> 01:14:36.260 Oh yeah, that is a good one. It's like just a 01:14:36.260 --> 01:14:38.770 solid beat all the way around. call that a cover 01:14:38.770 --> 01:14:44.029 or an interpolation of an older song? Right, 01:14:44.369 --> 01:14:47.329 because it is. Yeah. But it's not, lyrically 01:14:47.329 --> 01:14:49.430 it's not the same. No, it's not a cover, cover. 01:14:49.810 --> 01:14:52.550 Yeah. No, that would... Interesting. Technically, 01:14:52.710 --> 01:14:54.069 I don't think that'd be a cover though. Yeah. 01:14:54.710 --> 01:14:57.050 Yeah. Huh. It's a good track though. Oh, it's 01:14:57.050 --> 01:14:58.449 a great track. It's a great track. I love it. 01:14:58.470 --> 01:15:02.550 Yeah. Yeah. As much as I kind of make fun of 01:15:02.550 --> 01:15:05.590 Flowrida just because of the name, it's like... 01:15:05.319 --> 01:15:08.340 He's got some banger tracks. Yeah, he does. He's 01:15:08.340 --> 01:15:11.600 got some banger tracks. Yeah. It's a good list. 01:15:11.819 --> 01:15:13.359 Yeah, it's a good list. I thought that one was 01:15:13.359 --> 01:15:16.279 fun because, I mean, we're largely Aidan and 01:15:16.279 --> 01:15:21.380 I are metal, hard rock, Celtic music focus. Those 01:15:21.380 --> 01:15:25.060 are like, that's our sweet spots. But the only 01:15:25.060 --> 01:15:27.159 music that we both agreed we're not fans of is 01:15:27.159 --> 01:15:29.600 like current, current country music. Yeah. You 01:15:29.600 --> 01:15:32.159 could say we're genre fluid. We are. Yeah, I 01:15:32.159 --> 01:15:34.630 think that's fair. Minus country. Mine is country. 01:15:34.689 --> 01:15:37.270 Just not a fan. If you like it, great. Good for 01:15:37.270 --> 01:15:41.449 you. Me, after like Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, 01:15:41.689 --> 01:15:44.310 Roy Clark, like all the shit my grandmother used 01:15:44.310 --> 01:15:46.609 to listen to, which is actually kind of cool, 01:15:47.430 --> 01:15:51.149 it became uncool. Yeah. You know, probably sometime 01:15:51.149 --> 01:15:54.149 in the 90s, maybe. It just got poppy. Yeah. It 01:15:54.149 --> 01:15:58.229 got poppy. It also got very nationalist, Christian 01:15:58.229 --> 01:16:02.789 focused, real gospel -y. Not a fan. No. Not a 01:16:02.789 --> 01:16:06.369 fan. I drive my big truck to the church. Got 01:16:06.369 --> 01:16:11.090 a gun in my gun rack. There's my dog. Cool, brother. 01:16:11.210 --> 01:16:14.949 Wow. We got a track, man. Very epic song. That 01:16:14.949 --> 01:16:16.970 would be their whole discography, by the way. 01:16:17.409 --> 01:16:21.470 Yes. Yeah. Most definitely. Hey Keith Urban, 01:16:21.529 --> 01:16:24.529 I just found your new track. I got a gun in my 01:16:24.529 --> 01:16:27.029 truck. Drove it to the church. Doo -doo -doo 01:16:27.029 --> 01:16:32.590 -doo -doo. Ding -a -dang -a -doo. Oh, jeez. All 01:16:32.590 --> 01:16:35.430 the country fans are like, fuck these guys. They 01:16:35.430 --> 01:16:37.949 might be right, but fuck them. It might be right. 01:16:38.770 --> 01:16:40.930 I do got a gun in my truck when I go to church. 01:16:41.189 --> 01:16:44.890 Who are they talking about? Everybody does. Right? 01:16:45.390 --> 01:16:51.470 Right? Uh, no. No sir, that would be a no. I 01:16:51.470 --> 01:16:53.109 don't know about you, but after I listen, geez, 01:16:53.210 --> 01:16:56.229 I want to go squirrel hunting. Pow! Pop pop! 01:16:58.479 --> 01:17:03.520 Ah, well, there goes the listenership. The Deep 01:17:03.520 --> 01:17:06.279 South just unsubscribed. Oh, I know, like all 01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:09.880 in one fail swoop. All right, well, let's get 01:17:09.880 --> 01:17:13.420 off the list and into the hole, the Reddit rabbit 01:17:13.420 --> 01:17:16.199 hole. Oh, man. What have we got today? Today, 01:17:16.239 --> 01:17:21.699 I found a fun article, the most popular nicknames 01:17:21.699 --> 01:17:25.890 used by couples in 2025. Oh, okay. I've got the 01:17:25.890 --> 01:17:31.529 top 23 list. Ooh. They could have made it 25, 01:17:31.689 --> 01:17:34.609 but beats me. I didn't make the list. 23 is a 01:17:34.609 --> 01:17:38.250 number, that's fine. And this goes by the rank 01:17:38.250 --> 01:17:41.989 and percentage of who use it on who was surveyed. 01:17:42.069 --> 01:17:48.729 Oh, okay. So the first rank with, sorry, 65 % 01:17:48.729 --> 01:17:52.550 of couples who use this name, babe. It's a classic 01:17:52.550 --> 01:17:57.449 one. I actually use that with a lot of just female 01:17:57.449 --> 01:18:03.409 friends that I have. Yeah. It could be casual, 01:18:03.609 --> 01:18:08.670 just like dude is casual, in a way. Yeah. You're 01:18:08.670 --> 01:18:11.350 someone that is important to me, or a friend. 01:18:11.670 --> 01:18:13.970 So hey, babe, what's up? Right, right. It's cool. 01:18:14.550 --> 01:18:19.029 Kind of a shortened version of number four on 01:18:19.029 --> 01:18:22.739 this list, baby, which is used by 46%. of those 01:18:22.739 --> 01:18:24.380 who use it. Now that might be more girlfriend 01:18:24.380 --> 01:18:27.760 boyfriend than babe. Yeah, babe's more casual, 01:18:28.199 --> 01:18:30.500 which I figure is why it's used more. Yep. And 01:18:30.500 --> 01:18:32.600 then you've got rank two, which is love, number 01:18:32.600 --> 01:18:34.960 three is honey, five is sweetheart. I don't like 01:18:34.960 --> 01:18:39.199 honey. No, honey's just like... I have the same 01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:42.680 disdain for honey, because it could just be a 01:18:42.680 --> 01:18:45.920 me thing, it could be a Midwestern thing. I know 01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:49.220 it's more used in the South than it is in the 01:18:49.220 --> 01:18:52.979 Midwest. I've always felt it's... I don't know 01:18:52.979 --> 01:18:56.359 if demeaning is the right word or just used in 01:18:56.359 --> 01:18:59.619 a sassy tone. It just feels a little cringe to 01:18:59.619 --> 01:19:01.279 me. Yeah. That's all. It's like, oh, you think 01:19:01.279 --> 01:19:03.720 you know what you're talking about, honey? Yeah. 01:19:03.819 --> 01:19:05.939 Or like you're at the drive -thru and you just 01:19:05.939 --> 01:19:08.319 want your number four and you're sitting there, 01:19:08.319 --> 01:19:10.710 it's like... Anything else I can get you honey. 01:19:10.729 --> 01:19:12.430 I'm like I just placed my order. There's really 01:19:12.430 --> 01:19:15.470 nothing else. Yeah Why are you calling me honey? 01:19:15.529 --> 01:19:17.409 Yeah, right? I don't want honey. We don't know 01:19:17.409 --> 01:19:20.510 you like that. I don't know you like that Honey, 01:19:20.689 --> 01:19:22.170 but you know if you can throw some packets of 01:19:22.170 --> 01:19:24.989 stuff in there, you know Call me babe. Yeah, 01:19:25.069 --> 01:19:27.270 right exactly exactly. Then you can call me sweetheart 01:19:27.270 --> 01:19:31.130 exactly number six, which surprised me I've never 01:19:31.130 --> 01:19:35.829 used this in my life used by 32 % of couples 01:19:35.829 --> 01:19:40.989 deer D E A R deer I've never liked that. Yeah, 01:19:41.229 --> 01:19:44.569 like yes deer. Okay deer like it always sounds 01:19:44.569 --> 01:19:48.970 just Right and I know tone plays a part tone 01:19:48.970 --> 01:19:51.770 does play a part But I've never said deer as 01:19:51.770 --> 01:19:54.729 in like oh certainly deer like it's it feels 01:19:54.729 --> 01:19:57.869 antiquated It feels antiquated like I don't know 01:19:57.869 --> 01:19:59.810 today. I don't feel like it means the same thing 01:19:59.810 --> 01:20:02.170 like if somebody pulls that deer shit Yeah, like 01:20:02.170 --> 01:20:05.289 to me. It's just like You know, it's like, oh, 01:20:05.390 --> 01:20:07.050 sure, let me get that for you, dear. It's like 01:20:07.050 --> 01:20:09.649 their way of saying, yeah, fuck you. It's like, 01:20:09.649 --> 01:20:11.529 oh, you should have got this yourself, dear. 01:20:12.270 --> 01:20:14.850 Yeah, I don't like that. No, I'm surprised it's 01:20:14.850 --> 01:20:16.550 still number six on the list. Yeah, no kidding. 01:20:17.149 --> 01:20:19.329 The next ones make sense. Number seven's gorgeous. 01:20:19.489 --> 01:20:21.529 Number eight is darling. Number nine is boo, 01:20:21.829 --> 01:20:24.430 which I feel is - Ah, what a boo. Boo is nice. 01:20:24.529 --> 01:20:26.770 I like boo. I like boo. That's kind of fun. Very 01:20:26.770 --> 01:20:29.170 Halloween -spirited. I feel like that one has 01:20:29.170 --> 01:20:31.770 rose the list recently. Number 10 is sunshine, 01:20:32.609 --> 01:20:37.310 which - I'm cool with that. I'm okay with that. 01:20:37.550 --> 01:20:40.430 I wouldn't utilize it, but there's something 01:20:40.430 --> 01:20:46.050 about multi -syllabic nicknames, or pet names, 01:20:46.130 --> 01:20:48.489 baby names, whatever you want to call them, that 01:20:48.489 --> 01:20:50.329 I'm like, is that really a shortened version 01:20:50.329 --> 01:20:53.630 of something? Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, 01:20:53.770 --> 01:20:56.189 I see, that one I don't get. This is like, hey 01:20:56.189 --> 01:20:58.890 sunshine, I'd be like, what? That'd be my first 01:20:58.890 --> 01:21:01.180 thought, would be like, what? Right why your 01:21:01.180 --> 01:21:03.960 child like why why why what's that? Well, you're 01:21:03.960 --> 01:21:05.560 trying to give me skin cancer. What are we doing 01:21:05.560 --> 01:21:11.140 here? Like I I've been called My partner the 01:21:11.140 --> 01:21:14.079 nicknames. I guess I this is a proper time to 01:21:14.079 --> 01:21:15.880 bring this up the nicknames I have for my partner 01:21:15.880 --> 01:21:20.760 of Babs Okay, girl. Okay and baby or babe. Yeah, 01:21:21.159 --> 01:21:24.560 that's what I utilize and I have been called 01:21:24.560 --> 01:21:27.680 like Light of my life before if I do like something 01:21:27.680 --> 01:21:29.600 kind I'm like making dinner or something like 01:21:29.600 --> 01:21:31.539 oh, you're the light of my life Thanks for that 01:21:31.539 --> 01:21:33.920 like that's a nice thing to say that's nice and 01:21:33.920 --> 01:21:38.520 while light of my life May be somewhat synonymous 01:21:38.520 --> 01:21:42.020 with sunshine I've never I've never been called 01:21:42.020 --> 01:21:47.359 sunshine You are my sunshine And I hate that 01:21:47.359 --> 01:21:51.119 song yeah, I hate that sound somber I want so 01:21:51.119 --> 01:21:52.859 positive honestly. I want to take that kid and 01:21:52.859 --> 01:21:56.840 just like And then visit Trump's golf course 01:21:56.840 --> 01:22:03.819 yeah 18th green yeah, right You've got other 01:22:03.819 --> 01:22:07.100 names on here number 11 is honey bun. You've 01:22:07.100 --> 01:22:11.800 got princess which I Princess is along the same 01:22:11.800 --> 01:22:15.159 line as honey of like I think so okay princess 01:22:15.159 --> 01:22:19.960 like it doesn't it feels more of like a Not derogatory 01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:23.939 of a slice. Yeah, yeah Think why don't you do 01:22:23.939 --> 01:22:26.239 that? Oh, yeah. Okay princess. Okay princess. 01:22:26.399 --> 01:22:28.979 Yeah You've got other cute ones on here like 01:22:28.979 --> 01:22:32.720 angel lovebug sugar pumpkin precious You've got 01:22:32.720 --> 01:22:36.260 number 18, which I'm surprised butch only 6 % 01:22:36.260 --> 01:22:39.579 of people use but doll I feel like that's antiquated 01:22:39.579 --> 01:22:43.899 too. Are you doing that doll? Yeah If you like 01:22:43.899 --> 01:22:45.800 have a cigarette in your mouth and be at like 01:22:45.800 --> 01:22:49.159 a 1950s diner. Oh, yeah. You see, doll? Right, 01:22:49.319 --> 01:22:51.359 exactly. That's exactly what it is. I feel like 01:22:51.359 --> 01:22:53.279 I've been Mad Men, you know, and I got like a 01:22:53.279 --> 01:22:56.020 cigarette in my mouth. Be like, yeah, I want 01:22:56.020 --> 01:22:58.579 you to fetch me that whiskey there, doll. Right. 01:22:58.899 --> 01:23:00.579 And you slap around the ass. Just completely 01:23:00.579 --> 01:23:03.159 inappropriate all the way around. Right. Right. 01:23:03.619 --> 01:23:08.109 Number 19 is Cupcake. Number 20 is Bunny. Bunny 01:23:08.109 --> 01:23:10.890 bunny I did not expect to be a nickname for money 01:23:10.890 --> 01:23:15.050 five percent of people use bunny bunny Yeah, 01:23:15.510 --> 01:23:18.189 number 21 is kitten which I feel like it's kind 01:23:18.189 --> 01:23:22.130 of been ruined by like reddit mods Mm -hmm. It's 01:23:22.130 --> 01:23:25.449 like daddy doesn't like that too much brother 01:23:25.449 --> 01:23:35.010 Here's why I picked this as my reddit rabbit 01:23:35.010 --> 01:23:39.399 hole If I ask you to guess what number 22 and 01:23:39.399 --> 01:23:42.659 number 23 are on this list, I don't know if you 01:23:42.659 --> 01:23:46.399 could do it. Other pet names, nicknames, baby 01:23:46.399 --> 01:23:48.319 names. I'll give it a shot. Yeah. What's number 01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:55.800 22 or 23? OK. How about lemon squeezy? Lemon 01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:58.739 squeeze or lemon squeezy is a good guess. That's 01:23:58.739 --> 01:24:01.199 kind of fun. It's fun, right? If they're in a 01:24:01.199 --> 01:24:03.300 sour mood. Oh, you're being such a sour puss, 01:24:03.380 --> 01:24:06.300 you little lemon squeezy. That's not correct. 01:24:07.140 --> 01:24:11.920 How about my sweet baby rat milk? Rat milk should 01:24:11.920 --> 01:24:14.180 be on the should be on there. It should be top 01:24:14.180 --> 01:24:18.060 five. Yeah. Oh look at you little rat milk. Cute 01:24:18.060 --> 01:24:24.439 today rat milk. Would you believe if number 22 01:24:24.439 --> 01:24:28.239 on this list of most used nicknames by couples 01:24:28.239 --> 01:24:33.250 is dumpling? Dumpling. Dumpling. How you going 01:24:33.250 --> 01:24:36.329 there dumpling like the tasty little doughy thing 01:24:36.329 --> 01:24:40.109 in my soup. Yes dumpling 23 is where it gets 01:24:40.109 --> 01:24:46.710 pretty great pork chop The 23rd of most used 01:24:46.710 --> 01:24:59.699 nickname by couples in 2025 is pork chop So I 01:24:59.699 --> 01:25:02.319 guess, I guess you got yourself a chunky lover. 01:25:03.039 --> 01:25:04.619 You know, you're just gonna be like, hey Pork 01:25:04.619 --> 01:25:07.840 Chop, what's up? If I call my partner Pork Chop, 01:25:07.840 --> 01:25:10.000 I think I'm getting stabbed in the night. Oh, 01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:12.220 you are. You're definitely getting stabbed in 01:25:12.220 --> 01:25:14.260 the night. And you will be the Pork Chop the 01:25:14.260 --> 01:25:17.140 next day. People gotta eat. People gotta eat. 01:25:17.319 --> 01:25:19.800 Oh, that's funny. Pork Chop. I just thought that 01:25:19.800 --> 01:25:22.199 was great. What the hell, Pork Chop? It's like 01:25:22.199 --> 01:25:25.140 we get, like, I understand cutesy nicknames. 01:25:25.720 --> 01:25:29.579 I use some of them myself. pork chop and dumpling 01:25:29.579 --> 01:25:34.920 and Honey and princess are not even on my radar 01:25:34.920 --> 01:25:37.260 until right now. Yeah until I read that article. 01:25:37.260 --> 01:25:41.039 I'm like, what are we doing boys? Yeah, not a 01:25:41.039 --> 01:25:47.359 not a not a fan Wow Okay Try that at a bar. I 01:25:47.359 --> 01:25:50.000 think I might. Go ahead. Call the next cute girl 01:25:50.000 --> 01:25:52.439 you see. Oh, I will. The next beautiful woman 01:25:52.439 --> 01:25:54.220 you see out there. Yeah. Like, hey, what's up, 01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:57.819 porkchop? You trying to get in on this? Let's 01:25:57.819 --> 01:25:59.779 paint the picture. Let's paint the picture for 01:25:59.779 --> 01:26:01.260 people. If you porkchop, I'm a hungry man at 01:26:01.260 --> 01:26:04.739 a grill. Yeah. Now that's a bar you can use. 01:26:04.739 --> 01:26:06.600 Let me paint this picture. Yeah. So she's going 01:26:06.600 --> 01:26:09.319 to come up to me, and she's going to say, are 01:26:09.319 --> 01:26:15.340 you Ryan Gosling? To which I will say, Yeah, 01:26:15.340 --> 01:26:18.640 that's me pork chop See it just works other people 01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:20.760 say Bradley Cooper, but you what I'm looking 01:26:20.760 --> 01:26:24.300 at right now pork chop That's it exactly that's 01:26:24.300 --> 01:26:29.520 it. I will use it challenge accepted That's what 01:26:29.520 --> 01:26:32.659 I found while Going down the red rabbit hole. 01:26:32.659 --> 01:26:36.039 I love the rabbit hole. It's amazing before we 01:26:36.039 --> 01:26:40.979 take our final break I ate and often Finds what 01:26:40.979 --> 01:26:44.539 we missed right so while while we were sleeping 01:26:44.750 --> 01:26:47.569 Aidan finds all of these things in pop culture, 01:26:47.729 --> 01:26:51.029 whether it could be a book, it could be a movie, 01:26:51.109 --> 01:26:52.449 it could be a show, it could be a YouTuber, it 01:26:52.449 --> 01:26:54.590 could be so many different things that for whatever 01:26:54.590 --> 01:26:58.590 reason we just missed. So, Aidan, what did we 01:26:58.590 --> 01:27:00.949 miss this week? Oh my goodness. Well, do I have 01:27:00.949 --> 01:27:04.170 good news for you. Oh. I've got my hand on the 01:27:04.170 --> 01:27:07.229 steering wheel. I'm taking a right turn. It's 01:27:07.229 --> 01:27:10.750 a swerve. Oh. This is something I don't want 01:27:10.750 --> 01:27:13.979 people to sleep on that is happening right. Now. 01:27:14.060 --> 01:27:17.000 Oh. It's happening right now. Okay. There's a 01:27:17.000 --> 01:27:19.500 movie that came out. I watched it with my partner 01:27:19.500 --> 01:27:23.880 yesterday called Iron Lung. I showed you this 01:27:23.880 --> 01:27:27.020 trailer. Oh, you did. Iron Lung. Two hour, seven 01:27:27.020 --> 01:27:33.600 minute movie. It is a horror slash sci -fi slash 01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:37.039 isolation horror. Like it's not jump scare horror. 01:27:37.180 --> 01:27:40.560 It's isolation horror like claustrophobic type 01:27:40.560 --> 01:27:46.680 horror movie. The synopsis is as such. Set in 01:27:46.680 --> 01:27:50.539 a post -apocalyptic future where an event known 01:27:50.539 --> 01:27:55.239 as the Quiet Rapture caused all known stars and 01:27:55.239 --> 01:27:57.739 habitable planets in the universe to disappear, 01:27:58.300 --> 01:28:01.119 a convict is sent to search an ocean of blood 01:28:01.119 --> 01:28:05.479 discovered on a desolate moon using a small submarine 01:28:05.479 --> 01:28:09.420 nicknamed the Iron Lung. and ocean of blood the 01:28:09.420 --> 01:28:12.560 only hope left after the quiet rapture in the 01:28:12.560 --> 01:28:15.119 rustling halls of crumbling space stations the 01:28:15.119 --> 01:28:17.439 last remnants of humanity craft a submarine to 01:28:17.439 --> 01:28:20.500 explore the bleeding depths and weld one soul 01:28:20.500 --> 01:28:24.220 inside to pilot it but all hope in this void 01:28:24.220 --> 01:28:28.260 is as illusionary as the starlight this is not 01:28:28.260 --> 01:28:32.939 an expedition it's an execution oh damn that's 01:28:32.939 --> 01:28:37.930 the synopsis um The overview is the survivors 01:28:37.930 --> 01:28:40.390 of this said apocalypse launched an expedition 01:28:40.390 --> 01:28:43.949 to a barren moon with an ocean of blood. It has 01:28:43.949 --> 01:28:48.649 a 6 .9 on IMDb but a 90 % on Rotten Tomatoes. 01:28:48.710 --> 01:28:51.489 So take that as you will. Bit of a spread there. 01:28:51.670 --> 01:28:54.289 But of course this movie just came out yesterday. 01:28:55.050 --> 01:28:59.489 We saw it on opening day. I will say this movie 01:28:59.489 --> 01:29:02.670 may not be for everyone. It is a bit of a slow 01:29:02.670 --> 01:29:05.939 burn. I mean, two -hour, seven -minute runtime. 01:29:06.039 --> 01:29:08.260 You're gonna look at the opening as a slow burn, 01:29:08.479 --> 01:29:12.600 world -building, kind of understanding the concepts 01:29:12.600 --> 01:29:15.239 of what's happening. So if you're expecting to 01:29:15.239 --> 01:29:17.000 go into a horror movie and immediately get jump 01:29:17.000 --> 01:29:19.199 -scared, it's not for you. That's not what you're 01:29:19.199 --> 01:29:22.060 seeing. You're seeing this world build around 01:29:22.060 --> 01:29:24.619 you. You're learning the lore. You're learning 01:29:24.619 --> 01:29:27.420 the character development. The purpose is why 01:29:27.420 --> 01:29:30.279 we're here, why we're doing this. The first 30 01:29:30.279 --> 01:29:35.149 minutes are telling you a story. You know, the 01:29:35.149 --> 01:29:39.069 latter 60 to 90 minutes. That's where it gets 01:29:39.069 --> 01:29:41.470 for real, and it's like, oh, let's fucking go. 01:29:42.109 --> 01:29:44.449 So I know the movie's not gonna be for everyone. 01:29:44.770 --> 01:29:47.909 I love it. I adore it. I thought it was fantastic. 01:29:48.310 --> 01:29:51.649 It's out as we speak. I'm not sure how long the 01:29:51.649 --> 01:29:55.149 theatrical release is gonna be because it is 01:29:55.149 --> 01:30:01.869 self -published, self -distributed, self -produced, 01:30:01.989 --> 01:30:07.229 so... It's technically an indie film. It is an 01:30:07.229 --> 01:30:10.310 indie film, quite necessarily, but I think people 01:30:10.310 --> 01:30:13.510 should get out there and experience it. If slow 01:30:13.510 --> 01:30:17.590 burn, world building, isolation, sci -fi, horror 01:30:17.590 --> 01:30:21.470 is your type of vibe, get out there and see it. 01:30:22.090 --> 01:30:25.630 I dig that. I love it. I loved it. I thought 01:30:25.630 --> 01:30:29.130 it was fantastic. Awesome. Well, Iron Lung. Iron 01:30:29.130 --> 01:30:32.649 Lung in theaters now? I mean, I guess keep an 01:30:32.649 --> 01:30:34.890 eye for it if it comes out on streaming. If you're 01:30:34.890 --> 01:30:37.109 not the theater goer type, that's okay. Keep 01:30:37.109 --> 01:30:39.409 an eye for it on streaming in the next couple 01:30:39.409 --> 01:30:43.069 months or so. But I recommend seeing it. I loved 01:30:43.069 --> 01:30:48.050 it. All right. Well, awesome. It was more of 01:30:48.050 --> 01:30:51.390 a review preview. It's like a don't sleep on 01:30:51.390 --> 01:30:55.050 this. Yeah, don't sleep on it. I love that. Otherwise, 01:30:55.189 --> 01:30:57.770 you might be sleeping. Oh. You wouldn't want 01:30:57.770 --> 01:30:59.350 that, because then I'll have to tell you while 01:30:59.350 --> 01:31:00.949 you were sleeping this happened and you missed 01:31:00.949 --> 01:31:03.729 it. Yeah. You wouldn't want that. Don't be left 01:31:03.729 --> 01:31:06.510 out. Don't be left out. Go see it. So get out 01:31:06.510 --> 01:31:11.489 of poor shop. Honey. Honey. Go see it, princess. 01:31:11.689 --> 01:31:18.489 Go see it. All right. We need a break. We're 01:31:18.489 --> 01:31:20.189 going to talk beer and weird news when we get 01:31:20.189 --> 01:31:26.439 back. All right, we are back for the homestretch 01:31:26.439 --> 01:31:29.659 of the Mark Mo Show. Season five, episode five. 01:31:29.819 --> 01:31:31.739 I'm your host, Mark Maloney, along with Aidan 01:31:31.739 --> 01:31:36.520 Maloney. And we always finish up our shows with 01:31:36.520 --> 01:31:39.399 two things. And the first thing being our beer 01:31:39.399 --> 01:31:43.800 review. The official beer review. Damn right. 01:31:44.060 --> 01:31:47.520 The one and only official beer review of the 01:31:47.520 --> 01:31:50.479 Mark Mo Show. That's it. There are no others. 01:31:50.920 --> 01:31:52.800 And you're welcome in advance, lovely listeners. 01:31:53.260 --> 01:31:56.260 Really? Who else is doing this right now? Don't 01:31:56.260 --> 01:31:59.439 tell us. We're doing this for you. It's a small 01:31:59.439 --> 01:32:04.680 price to pay to be the sacrificial lambs of having 01:32:04.680 --> 01:32:07.779 to try these for you. I mean, think of how much 01:32:07.779 --> 01:32:11.319 this costs on our livers. It really does. One 01:32:11.319 --> 01:32:13.600 beer per week? Yeah, I actually don't have a 01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:16.340 liver, so it kind of works out. Just passes right 01:32:16.340 --> 01:32:18.520 through. It just passes right through. Yeah. 01:32:18.800 --> 01:32:21.539 Your buddy's like, cool, send it. It's fine. 01:32:21.659 --> 01:32:25.659 It's fine. like most would consider it like the 01:32:25.659 --> 01:32:28.460 bouncer at the door. Sure. I don't have a bouncer. 01:32:28.859 --> 01:32:31.100 Well, you know what? We spend our money on other 01:32:31.100 --> 01:32:34.260 things, like quality. Indeed. Indeed we do. Who 01:32:34.260 --> 01:32:36.439 needs a good bouncer when you've got the best 01:32:36.439 --> 01:32:39.300 bartender in all the land? I have many good bartenders, 01:32:39.319 --> 01:32:44.039 so yeah. I'm blessed. You're knowledgeable about 01:32:44.039 --> 01:32:46.579 the subject, is what we're saying. I do have 01:32:46.579 --> 01:32:52.520 knowledge into... into all things alcohol. One 01:32:52.520 --> 01:32:56.159 might argue big brain. Big brain. Alcohol is 01:32:56.159 --> 01:32:59.159 a solution. That it is. Scientific. Scientific. 01:32:59.680 --> 01:33:02.399 That's right. Thusly the big brain. Yeah. Right 01:33:02.399 --> 01:33:06.199 on. Right on, dude. Right on, dude. Right on, 01:33:06.520 --> 01:33:09.380 dude. Right on, dude. All right. Let's get to 01:33:09.380 --> 01:33:12.119 trying some of these righteous suds. These bruise, 01:33:12.119 --> 01:33:16.100 brother. Let's go. What we are trying today is 01:33:16.100 --> 01:33:19.800 something called outlaw. which is an American 01:33:19.800 --> 01:33:24.460 light lager by the Trivoli Brewing Company. Ooh, 01:33:24.460 --> 01:33:28.420 that's fancy. A microbrewery out of Denver, Colorado. 01:33:28.520 --> 01:33:31.159 Ooh, I like that. God bless Colorado. Great people 01:33:31.159 --> 01:33:34.960 up there. The best people. They're the best people. 01:33:35.659 --> 01:33:38.960 It's good people on both sides. They have beer 01:33:38.960 --> 01:33:45.300 and weed. As they describe it... a crisp and 01:33:45.300 --> 01:33:48.220 easy drinking domestic light lager that you can 01:33:48.220 --> 01:33:52.020 drink any time of day, which I understand as 01:33:52.020 --> 01:33:54.579 permission. That's permission. To drink at any 01:33:54.579 --> 01:33:56.619 time of day. Yeah. Well, thank you, Trivoli, 01:33:57.000 --> 01:33:59.079 for clarifying that. I definitely do appreciate 01:33:59.079 --> 01:34:00.880 that. Very nice. It's 10 o 'clock somewhere. 01:34:00.960 --> 01:34:02.739 I can't tell you how many times I've looked at 01:34:02.739 --> 01:34:05.659 a beer and been like, do I have permission? Right. 01:34:05.840 --> 01:34:07.960 I mean, usually it's like, ah, it's after five 01:34:07.960 --> 01:34:11.140 o 'clock, but it's 10 a .m. Trivoli says any 01:34:11.140 --> 01:34:13.750 time of day. Yep. Thank you, Travolta. Thank 01:34:13.750 --> 01:34:16.770 you, Travolta. Not sponsored, but we'll see if 01:34:16.770 --> 01:34:19.890 we recommend it. We're ranking this on the untapped 01:34:19.890 --> 01:34:24.210 app on our cellular devices on a scale from 0 01:34:24.210 --> 01:34:26.590 to 5 on how much we like it. We will give you 01:34:26.590 --> 01:34:31.250 tasting notes. It's 4 .2 % ABV, which is typical 01:34:31.250 --> 01:34:36.390 for American light loggers. I guess this may 01:34:36.390 --> 01:34:39.729 be one of our, not our first, maybe our second 01:34:39.729 --> 01:34:44.739 or third. microbrewery lager we've tried on the 01:34:44.739 --> 01:34:48.220 official beer review. Yeah, I think so. So we 01:34:48.220 --> 01:34:50.420 will be ranking it against everything we've tried, 01:34:50.460 --> 01:34:52.399 how our taste buds like it, and we will tell 01:34:52.399 --> 01:34:56.479 you what we think of it. The Trevoli Outlaw Light. 01:34:56.539 --> 01:35:00.380 Let's go. I failed to open my beer. Oh, no. You'll 01:35:00.380 --> 01:35:02.340 have to do it next to the mic. I have to. Oh, 01:35:02.340 --> 01:35:07.819 this is going to be... Oh, man. Is that good 01:35:07.819 --> 01:35:11.970 for you, baby? I mean, pumpkin or... Darling, 01:35:12.210 --> 01:35:16.850 pork chop. Pork chop. Dumpling. Honey. Let's 01:35:16.850 --> 01:35:18.989 start using dumpling more. Dumpling. I think 01:35:18.989 --> 01:35:20.670 we gotta, yeah, we gotta make dumpling happen. 01:35:20.729 --> 01:35:23.750 You can shorten it to dumpy. What's up, dumpy? 01:35:23.829 --> 01:35:26.390 What's up, dumpy? How's your day at work, dumpy? 01:35:26.810 --> 01:35:32.550 Aw, dumpy. My little dumpy. Regardless, we will 01:35:32.550 --> 01:35:37.390 tell you our thoughts is our civic duty. Yes. 01:35:37.529 --> 01:35:40.050 We opened the show talking about civic duties, 01:35:40.710 --> 01:35:43.670 protests, the first, second, fourth, and fifth 01:35:43.670 --> 01:35:45.890 amendments. Now we're talking about the beer 01:35:45.890 --> 01:35:48.590 amendment. That's right. That's an important 01:35:48.590 --> 01:35:50.829 one. Now what do we think about this outlaw? 01:35:50.970 --> 01:35:53.010 I don't know. On a scale from zero to five. We're 01:35:53.010 --> 01:35:57.369 gonna try it. Sluncha. Sluncha, here we go. Oh. 01:35:58.430 --> 01:36:04.649 Hmm. Interesting. Interesting. But for a different 01:36:04.649 --> 01:36:07.039 reason. I don't know your reason, but I think 01:36:07.039 --> 01:36:10.720 mine's different. That's fine. As we've mentioned 01:36:10.720 --> 01:36:15.479 on the show before, Mark Moe and I share our 01:36:15.479 --> 01:36:18.859 love for stouts and porters and Belgians. Where 01:36:18.859 --> 01:36:23.960 we diverge is my love for IPAs and his love for 01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:28.760 loggers. This... I'll have to go in for another 01:36:28.760 --> 01:36:31.460 sip, and I will do, as my due diligence. I'll 01:36:31.460 --> 01:36:34.569 give it more sniffs, more sips. First thought, 01:36:35.590 --> 01:36:39.390 my first thought is that it's not for me. Oh, 01:36:39.409 --> 01:36:43.130 okay. I hope you have something nice to say about 01:36:43.130 --> 01:36:45.930 it. I don't ever want to come down on micro breweries. 01:36:46.489 --> 01:36:49.430 I love micro breweries, nano breweries, whatever 01:36:49.430 --> 01:36:53.510 you call them, craft breweries. God, that first 01:36:53.510 --> 01:36:55.989 taste was not for me. I'm going in for more. 01:36:56.149 --> 01:37:01.210 Let me know what you think. Okay, honey any difference 01:37:01.210 --> 01:37:03.850 there Paul is I was I was to fill the silence 01:37:03.850 --> 01:37:05.970 I was gonna have you say what you think yeah 01:37:05.970 --> 01:37:12.569 now I It's it's a light beer. It's It's clean 01:37:12.569 --> 01:37:15.970 doesn't leave any aftertaste at all of any kind 01:37:15.970 --> 01:37:20.409 and it's it's kind of an ideal if kind of those 01:37:20.409 --> 01:37:24.170 hot summer days or anything like that where you 01:37:24.170 --> 01:37:29.250 just need something that's that's clean and This 01:37:29.250 --> 01:37:35.010 definitely is. I don't get anything rank from, 01:37:35.010 --> 01:37:39.869 like... There's no dankness. No. I agree. Hmm. 01:37:40.590 --> 01:37:45.170 Interesting. Now, while clean, and I do agree 01:37:45.170 --> 01:37:48.329 with that, there is the same thing you bring 01:37:48.329 --> 01:37:53.789 up with IPAs that happens sometimes. I'm getting 01:37:53.789 --> 01:37:58.779 with this lager an aftertaste. Yeah. something 01:37:58.779 --> 01:38:02.119 that lingers a little bit it's I would say it's 01:38:02.119 --> 01:38:06.300 almost rice focused like some kind of almost 01:38:06.300 --> 01:38:10.619 sake or horchata kind of note that kind of lingers 01:38:10.619 --> 01:38:13.539 on my palate that I don't necessarily like and 01:38:13.539 --> 01:38:16.199 that is a that is this purely subjective point 01:38:16.199 --> 01:38:18.699 of taste of like horchata and sake are not my 01:38:18.699 --> 01:38:22.479 cup of tea necessarily and I think that's what's 01:38:22.479 --> 01:38:26.640 throwing me off is where your Miller lights Coors 01:38:26.640 --> 01:38:32.930 lights your uh modellos or coronas don't have 01:38:32.930 --> 01:38:37.449 that rice -esque flavor to them where they may 01:38:37.449 --> 01:38:39.890 be part of the brewing process i feel like there 01:38:39.890 --> 01:38:44.750 i i get that flavor sure and it's it's not for 01:38:44.750 --> 01:38:47.029 me there's something about it that's not for 01:38:47.029 --> 01:38:50.550 me and i'm not sure what it is besides that Because 01:38:50.550 --> 01:38:53.229 I totally understand the the summertime vibe 01:38:53.229 --> 01:38:55.529 of this. Oh, yeah coming in after mowing the 01:38:55.529 --> 01:38:58.770 lawn or Throwing the baseball around I totally 01:38:58.770 --> 01:39:02.989 get it. Like this is perfect. Yeah Except for 01:39:02.989 --> 01:39:05.970 one note on my palate. That's just disagreeing 01:39:05.970 --> 01:39:09.630 with me. Wow Interesting. I don't I will say 01:39:09.630 --> 01:39:13.149 this about beers like this though, and that is 01:39:13.149 --> 01:39:16.439 you have to drink them cold Yeah, I think as 01:39:16.439 --> 01:39:20.460 these beers start to warm up, I think the dankness 01:39:20.460 --> 01:39:24.460 is just natural. The charm fades, maybe? Mm -hmm. 01:39:24.699 --> 01:39:28.500 Yep. Yeah, so, and I'm not picking on this beer, 01:39:28.500 --> 01:39:31.920 I'm just saying these beers in general. You know, 01:39:31.979 --> 01:39:33.800 like if I have a Miller Lite and I'm halfway 01:39:33.800 --> 01:39:35.699 through with it and I forget it and I come back 01:39:35.699 --> 01:39:37.680 an hour later and I take a sip, I'm like, ugh. 01:39:37.720 --> 01:39:40.060 Yeah, like no dice. It goes in the sink. Yeah. 01:39:40.159 --> 01:39:45.250 Oh, yeah. Whereas a stout... If the stout warms 01:39:45.250 --> 01:39:46.970 up a little bit, it's still stout. It's fine. 01:39:47.050 --> 01:39:49.050 Yeah, exactly. Completely fine. Because the heavier 01:39:49.050 --> 01:39:51.949 beers feel heavier, and that's something that 01:39:51.949 --> 01:39:56.470 warm drinks. It's kind of a sensation. I don't 01:39:56.470 --> 01:40:00.149 want to say mishap, but almost mix up where heavier 01:40:00.149 --> 01:40:05.210 beverages don't taste warmer, but they feel warmer. 01:40:05.449 --> 01:40:08.050 Yes, yeah. In a way, that's why I feel stouts 01:40:08.050 --> 01:40:12.409 and porters. and dark ales are so popular in 01:40:12.409 --> 01:40:17.310 the wintertime, is that they feel warmer. Whereas 01:40:17.310 --> 01:40:19.090 this is definitely a summertime drink. I totally 01:40:19.090 --> 01:40:22.430 get that. But those drinks don't have the, you 01:40:22.430 --> 01:40:26.050 left it out for 15 minutes. Is it sink food or 01:40:26.050 --> 01:40:29.529 can you finish it? Correct. I cannot get over 01:40:29.529 --> 01:40:33.050 that rice note in there. You can't, huh? I can't. 01:40:33.609 --> 01:40:36.949 And granted, those that maybe enjoy horchata 01:40:36.949 --> 01:40:41.880 or sake, This might be for you. And take this 01:40:41.880 --> 01:40:44.340 with a grain of salt, I'm not a lager guy, but 01:40:44.340 --> 01:40:46.880 there's just something in this that I don't get 01:40:46.880 --> 01:40:49.180 from others that I... I don't know, this might 01:40:49.180 --> 01:40:53.619 be my first semi -negative official beer review. 01:40:54.000 --> 01:40:56.859 I don't know. Am I interested to hear yours? 01:40:56.939 --> 01:40:59.899 Because this might be up your alley. Yeah, no, 01:41:00.199 --> 01:41:04.680 it's fine. I have no problem with it. Like I 01:41:04.680 --> 01:41:07.079 said, it's kind of one of those beers. If you 01:41:07.079 --> 01:41:09.039 got back in the refrigerator, it's nice and cold, 01:41:09.039 --> 01:41:12.500 and you come in on a hot day, one of these is 01:41:12.500 --> 01:41:14.899 going to do the trick for you, for sure. Is it 01:41:14.899 --> 01:41:16.899 the first beer I'm going to grab if I have other 01:41:16.899 --> 01:41:20.960 beers in the fridge? Probably not. But for me, 01:41:20.960 --> 01:41:24.460 it was refreshing, and it's light, and it's clean. 01:41:25.159 --> 01:41:30.119 So all of those. In consideration. Do I think 01:41:30.119 --> 01:41:32.880 if they had this beer in a bottle? that it could 01:41:32.880 --> 01:41:36.399 be a little bit different? I do. Sure. I do. 01:41:37.840 --> 01:41:41.539 Aluminum and whatever BPA they use to coat the 01:41:41.539 --> 01:41:45.159 cans can play a part. Yeah, I think so. I give 01:41:45.159 --> 01:41:48.100 it a three. I gave it an even score, too. I gave 01:41:48.100 --> 01:41:52.359 it two even. A two. 2 .0, yeah. Okay. I hate 01:41:52.359 --> 01:41:56.439 to come down on a microbrewery, but I don't know 01:41:56.439 --> 01:42:00.199 what else Trevoli brewing makes. hope it's better 01:42:00.199 --> 01:42:03.159 than this in my opinion but this this one's not 01:42:03.159 --> 01:42:06.260 for me and you know what that's okay yeah that's 01:42:06.260 --> 01:42:08.840 totally okay just because it's not for me doesn't 01:42:08.840 --> 01:42:11.699 mean it's not for anyone oh for sure and i believe 01:42:11.699 --> 01:42:16.380 this specific beer has not come to indiana i 01:42:16.380 --> 01:42:23.659 i saw on uh untapped that it had like 21 just 01:42:23.659 --> 01:42:27.380 shy of 21 ,000 reviews. I was like, whoa, okay, 01:42:27.439 --> 01:42:30.680 this beer's been around Yeah, but being in the 01:42:30.680 --> 01:42:34.939 beer distribution industry as I am This has not 01:42:34.939 --> 01:42:39.439 come to our state of Indiana Correct for I think 01:42:39.439 --> 01:42:42.500 it's only been around for five or six months 01:42:42.500 --> 01:42:45.420 four or five months Maybe so it hasn't been around 01:42:45.420 --> 01:42:49.699 for a while. I think we're one of the newer distributors 01:42:49.699 --> 01:42:53.960 to have this in Indiana, so Coming out of cover 01:42:53.960 --> 01:42:56.859 up like Colorado like God bless it You're doing 01:42:56.859 --> 01:42:58.859 good things as a microbrewery to get all the 01:42:58.859 --> 01:43:01.779 way out here But I'm sorry this so this is not 01:43:01.779 --> 01:43:04.439 for me. Okay, and that's okay. That is definitely 01:43:04.439 --> 01:43:08.000 okay All right a three for me at two for maiden 01:43:08.000 --> 01:43:11.119 any cool badges on the air the first one I got 01:43:11.119 --> 01:43:14.239 Is a promotion for the Chicago beer fest coming 01:43:14.239 --> 01:43:18.600 up February 28th at the Field Museum Put that 01:43:18.600 --> 01:43:21.659 as cool as shit. It's so cool. The Chicago BeerFest 01:43:21.659 --> 01:43:24.600 returns the Field Museum on February 28th, featuring 01:43:24.600 --> 01:43:29.220 over 65 breweries, 200 beers, DJ access throughout 01:43:29.220 --> 01:43:33.180 the museum after hours. It'll be the boozy hybrid 01:43:33.180 --> 01:43:36.199 of your middle school field trip. I love that. 01:43:36.220 --> 01:43:39.600 I love that so much. That's fun. And you can 01:43:39.600 --> 01:43:43.720 save $5 with the code. So that's pretty cool. 01:43:44.300 --> 01:43:46.770 We might have to look into that. That could be 01:43:46.770 --> 01:43:49.489 a fun field trip. It'd be a fun field trip, and 01:43:49.489 --> 01:43:51.890 then one that we can talk about on the show. 01:43:52.090 --> 01:43:55.210 Yeah, a little Mark Mosho field trip. Look, see 01:43:55.210 --> 01:43:57.989 what I'm hap... What I mean is... What I'm happening 01:43:57.989 --> 01:44:01.229 is... What it is, is that I think... We went 01:44:01.229 --> 01:44:06.310 to the Fielderman Museum, and then got him in 01:44:06.310 --> 01:44:10.250 some learnings. I didn't do it. What happened 01:44:10.250 --> 01:44:15.109 you learning? As a lager. And then a star. And 01:44:15.109 --> 01:44:19.670 then a dinosaur. As learning and things. I know 01:44:19.670 --> 01:44:25.350 dinosaurs don't like beer. I heard a dinosaur 01:44:25.350 --> 01:44:29.130 look like a chicken. It's what it is. It's one 01:44:29.130 --> 01:44:31.590 of Nims. That's what it is. It's a Kentucky Fried 01:44:31.590 --> 01:44:39.590 Dinosaur. It's okay. 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It looks like you can, well, 01:45:20.520 --> 01:45:22.180 it just, it looks like you make your own free 01:45:22.180 --> 01:45:24.039 beer. They have these little packets you put 01:45:24.039 --> 01:45:28.659 in there. BrewDog, Hazy Jane, Trooper. What? 01:45:29.470 --> 01:45:32.090 Claim free pinter. I don't know about that. That 01:45:32.090 --> 01:45:34.470 sounds like I don't know. I don't know about 01:45:34.470 --> 01:45:36.850 that. Nothing in this world for free, bro. No 01:45:36.850 --> 01:45:40.689 No, because soon as it's like for free the first 01:45:40.689 --> 01:45:42.529 thing I go is what do they sell? Are you right 01:45:42.529 --> 01:45:47.569 exactly? I unlocked a badge What is it for the 01:45:47.569 --> 01:45:51.090 can level 10? Oh canning is all the rage. Is 01:45:51.090 --> 01:45:54.340 it now? Yeah, and it's it's not hard to see why 01:45:54.340 --> 01:45:57.279 it travels well blah blah blah things like that 01:45:57.279 --> 01:46:00.199 These 50 check -ins with the serving style of 01:46:00.199 --> 01:46:03.220 can try five more for a level 11. Hey, there 01:46:03.220 --> 01:46:05.739 you go What are you on like level? I got I got 01:46:05.739 --> 01:46:13.909 for the can level 67 Level six seven Somebody 01:46:13.909 --> 01:46:18.250 did that to me the other day Someone did that 01:46:18.250 --> 01:46:21.310 in the theater we saw iron lung in oh no They 01:46:21.310 --> 01:46:23.590 were wearing like a markiplier merch shirt So 01:46:23.590 --> 01:46:26.229 I knew like they were there for the fun and they 01:46:26.229 --> 01:46:28.869 turned around They were like in like two rows 01:46:28.869 --> 01:46:30.909 in front of us and they turned around they were 01:46:30.909 --> 01:46:33.869 like haha six seven everyone haha markiplier 01:46:33.869 --> 01:46:37.109 Am I right and they No one reacted, they just 01:46:37.109 --> 01:46:40.489 sat down in their seat. I love it. I'm like, 01:46:40.909 --> 01:46:42.409 oh, brother. Yeah, honestly, I would have just 01:46:42.409 --> 01:46:45.529 stared at them. We're not 13 years old. You got 01:46:45.529 --> 01:46:49.369 the wrong audience. Nah, they need someone that 01:46:49.369 --> 01:46:52.390 we've dubbed over the years as GamerKidTim. Right. 01:46:52.449 --> 01:46:54.930 They need the GamerKidTim. That's really cool, 01:46:55.090 --> 01:46:57.409 guys. Do that again. I'm up late playing Fortnite, 01:46:57.770 --> 01:47:02.029 guys. 6 .11, am I right? Yeah, so funny. 6 .11. 01:47:03.780 --> 01:47:06.579 Anyway, outlaw. Check it out if you're interested. 01:47:06.920 --> 01:47:10.500 We're losing it. My untapped at home level 11. 01:47:10.859 --> 01:47:14.340 There you go. Brewery pioneer level 10. What 01:47:14.340 --> 01:47:17.640 is that one? There's beers in them gnar hills. 01:47:18.720 --> 01:47:22.340 Is that like the fucking prospector? The prospector 01:47:22.340 --> 01:47:24.560 for gold? It's like I kind of stag away again 01:47:24.560 --> 01:47:27.819 at a bunch of beer. The most profit you can make 01:47:27.819 --> 01:47:31.649 during the gold rush is selling shovels. Yeah, 01:47:31.689 --> 01:47:34.949 now that's wisdom. That is wisdom You're sitting 01:47:34.949 --> 01:47:37.189 off on your journey through the world of beer 01:47:37.189 --> 01:47:39.949 But be sure to take a little time to get to know 01:47:39.949 --> 01:47:42.810 each brewery as you go. That's a beer from 50 01:47:42.810 --> 01:47:45.750 different breweries Drop five more for level 01:47:45.750 --> 01:47:50.270 11. What are you? 7 ,000 maybe And then land 01:47:50.270 --> 01:47:53.470 of the free you pledge allegiance and now it's 01:47:53.470 --> 01:47:56.510 time to enjoy some beer. Okay Well, don't mind 01:47:56.510 --> 01:48:01.210 if I do that's a Seventy different American beers. 01:48:02.090 --> 01:48:04.989 It's a lot. It's a lot. But it's a good, you 01:48:04.989 --> 01:48:08.050 know what? That's, it's also skewed towards an 01:48:08.050 --> 01:48:11.550 American audience. That's very true. Who distributes 01:48:11.550 --> 01:48:15.470 the most beer? Oh, the domestic ones. Okay. Oh, 01:48:15.470 --> 01:48:20.489 yeah. Makes sense. Oh my God. Well, that was 01:48:20.489 --> 01:48:25.010 an, that was a learning experience of an official 01:48:25.010 --> 01:48:27.880 beer review. Yeah. Oh, for sure. For certain. 01:48:28.760 --> 01:48:31.460 And that brings us to the end of our show, which 01:48:31.460 --> 01:48:36.199 is the World of Weird News. And I'm very interested 01:48:36.199 --> 01:48:39.920 to hear what you have. Yes, I have a story that 01:48:39.920 --> 01:48:42.979 I believe was actually made into a documentary 01:48:42.979 --> 01:48:51.279 of sorts. It's a story from 2013. OK. The Poop 01:48:51.279 --> 01:48:54.899 Cruise Incident. Oh, Poop Cruise. Poop Cruise. 01:48:55.310 --> 01:48:57.689 Poop Cruise. Because I remember, I don't know 01:48:57.689 --> 01:48:59.689 if it was last week or the one before, we were 01:48:59.689 --> 01:49:02.409 talking about cruises and bucket list items. 01:49:03.750 --> 01:49:06.630 And you had mentioned cruises, I think, twice. 01:49:08.390 --> 01:49:11.050 It made me remember the story I heard. And I 01:49:11.050 --> 01:49:14.069 was like, oh, I remember this like crazy new 01:49:14.069 --> 01:49:16.109 story about a cruise that went horribly wrong. 01:49:16.489 --> 01:49:19.829 And I found it. The 2013 Poop Cruise incident 01:49:19.829 --> 01:49:24.250 of the Carnival Triumph, which is the cruise 01:49:24.250 --> 01:49:30.529 boat. This was in the Gulf of Mexico This was 01:49:30.529 --> 01:49:35.430 in early February of 2013 mm -hmm on February 01:49:35.430 --> 01:49:40.689 10th 2013 530 a .m. Central Standard Time the 01:49:40.689 --> 01:49:44.189 ship suffered a fire in the aft engine room though 01:49:44.189 --> 01:49:47.130 the fire was automatically extinguished and there 01:49:47.130 --> 01:49:50.210 were no injuries to passengers or crew resulted 01:49:50.210 --> 01:49:55.500 in a loss of power and propulsion Power, of course, 01:49:55.739 --> 01:50:01.979 powering the toilets, as well. Ross Sewage began 01:50:01.979 --> 01:50:06.760 to back up into passenger deck areas, creating 01:50:06.760 --> 01:50:11.880 a major health hazard. They had eventually asked 01:50:11.880 --> 01:50:16.819 passengers to start pooping and peeing into bags 01:50:16.819 --> 01:50:23.189 on the crews they paid for. No shot. This caused 01:50:23.189 --> 01:50:26.590 the media to dub the event, quote, the poop cruise. 01:50:26.810 --> 01:50:32.350 Oh, that is so gross. Carnival Triumph was originally 01:50:32.350 --> 01:50:35.890 expected to be towed to the Mexican port of Progressor. 01:50:36.069 --> 01:50:40.329 After being carried away by currents, however, 01:50:41.029 --> 01:50:44.989 it was expected to dock in Mobile, Alabama, which 01:50:44.989 --> 01:50:47.710 is everyone's expected cruise destination. When 01:50:47.710 --> 01:50:50.939 you got a boat full of shit. Wow. By February 01:50:50.939 --> 01:50:53.779 11th, the next day, her emergency electrical 01:50:53.779 --> 01:50:57.100 generators allowed partial restoration of some 01:50:57.100 --> 01:51:00.359 shipboard functions. During the night of February 01:51:00.359 --> 01:51:04.000 10th, supplies were transferred from a sister 01:51:04.000 --> 01:51:06.819 ship, if you will. The Carnival Elation and Carnival 01:51:06.819 --> 01:51:09.800 Legend was en route from Tampa and also gave 01:51:09.800 --> 01:51:12.680 food and supplies to them. On the afternoon of 01:51:12.680 --> 01:51:16.020 February 13th, two days later, they were still 01:51:16.020 --> 01:51:20.350 on the water. Two seagoing tugboats were towing 01:51:20.350 --> 01:51:24.590 the ship. A third was expected to arrive. Eventually 01:51:24.590 --> 01:51:27.510 four tugboats were towing the ship with a fifth 01:51:27.510 --> 01:51:32.090 on standby, which did have to step in after a 01:51:32.090 --> 01:51:34.609 tow line broke on one of the other ships. Oh 01:51:34.609 --> 01:51:39.369 no. Here's where it gets crazy. Initial reports 01:51:39.369 --> 01:51:41.850 from investigators indicated the fire was caused 01:51:41.850 --> 01:51:46.109 from a leak from the flexible fuel. Oil return 01:51:46.109 --> 01:51:48.930 line from the sixth diesel engine allowing fuel 01:51:48.930 --> 01:51:51.989 to spill into a hot surface and ignite It was 01:51:51.989 --> 01:51:54.590 revealed the cute cruise lines maintenance records 01:51:54.590 --> 01:51:58.149 and problems for a potential incident had formed 01:51:58.149 --> 01:52:01.970 than a year Before that cruise had taken place 01:52:01.970 --> 01:52:05.130 The aforementioned diesel generator was overdue 01:52:05.130 --> 01:52:08.109 for maintenance for more than a year before the 01:52:08.109 --> 01:52:12.270 cruise There had been a total of nine incidents 01:52:12.270 --> 01:52:17.989 of fuel leaks over the previous two years on 01:52:17.989 --> 01:52:21.470 that cruise. Two weeks prior to the engine room 01:52:21.470 --> 01:52:24.409 fire, Carnival Triumph experienced propulsion 01:52:24.409 --> 01:52:27.090 issues that caused it to be five hours late to 01:52:27.090 --> 01:52:30.350 a different destination a month before this all 01:52:30.350 --> 01:52:33.630 happened. Pardon me, a week before this all happened. 01:52:34.210 --> 01:52:38.869 Meaning that this company knew shit was fucked 01:52:38.869 --> 01:52:42.880 and they allowed it to happen. And people were 01:52:42.880 --> 01:52:47.500 surrounded by their own shit due to it. Oh god. 01:52:48.659 --> 01:52:52.039 Dubbing this whole story from 2013 worthy, I 01:52:52.039 --> 01:52:55.880 think there's a Netflix documentary or HBO documentary 01:52:55.880 --> 01:52:58.619 about the poop cruise. Is there really? That 01:52:58.619 --> 01:53:03.279 you can find. Wow. And I heard about it I think 01:53:03.279 --> 01:53:08.000 a couple weeks before our cruise related bucket 01:53:08.000 --> 01:53:10.369 list things. Yeah. And I was like Oh my god, 01:53:10.390 --> 01:53:12.510 there was like a whole poop cruise thing. And 01:53:12.510 --> 01:53:14.750 I finally found it and I'm like, oh my god, the 01:53:14.750 --> 01:53:18.630 poop cruise incident. I've got it. Oh my god. 01:53:19.210 --> 01:53:22.229 So, uh, needless to say, please don't go on a 01:53:22.229 --> 01:53:27.010 poop cruise. No, do not. Do not. Ugh. Ugh, it's 01:53:27.010 --> 01:53:29.810 so gross. God. Can you imagine raw sewage on 01:53:29.810 --> 01:53:33.069 your passenger deck just because these chodes 01:53:33.069 --> 01:53:36.170 couldn't repair a diesel engine? Oh my god, that's 01:53:36.170 --> 01:53:39.270 so gross. What do you I'll be honest though the 01:53:39.270 --> 01:53:42.810 whole little shitting in a bag. Nope. Nope. Yeah, 01:53:42.810 --> 01:53:44.729 you know what I'm doing I'm pulling my pants 01:53:44.729 --> 01:53:46.710 down. I'm shitting off the side of that boat. 01:53:46.710 --> 01:53:49.470 Yep. That's exactly the way it's going down. 01:53:49.670 --> 01:53:51.869 Like there were reports that they actually stopped 01:53:51.869 --> 01:53:55.390 serving alcohol to guests to like stop them from 01:53:55.390 --> 01:53:59.670 over shitting Yeah, that makes it worse. Like 01:53:59.670 --> 01:54:02.750 having the beer shits Because if I have to be 01:54:02.750 --> 01:54:05.710 around all that shit, I'm sober. I'm drinking. 01:54:06.010 --> 01:54:10.090 Right. It's like let me not be here mentally. 01:54:10.210 --> 01:54:13.420 Right. I'm on the damn poop cruise. This is a 01:54:13.420 --> 01:54:15.899 historical event now. Yep. I'm gonna be like, 01:54:15.899 --> 01:54:18.500 look, you better bring me massive pints, like 01:54:18.500 --> 01:54:21.680 all the pints that you have, or else I'm dropping 01:54:21.680 --> 01:54:23.579 Trow and shitting on your bar. Right. That is 01:54:23.579 --> 01:54:26.180 exactly what's gonna happen. The poop cru - and 01:54:26.180 --> 01:54:28.899 that's just, that was just like the surface level 01:54:28.899 --> 01:54:31.880 what Wikipedia would tell me. Yeah. There's a 01:54:31.880 --> 01:54:33.239 lot more. I'm sure there's a lot more. There's 01:54:33.239 --> 01:54:35.460 a lot more to the poop cruise. Like people were 01:54:35.460 --> 01:54:38.380 losing their minds. The poop cruise. That's unbelievable. 01:54:38.420 --> 01:54:40.979 Look into the poop cruise. Please, people. As 01:54:40.979 --> 01:54:44.800 long as you're not eating right for sure Mine 01:54:44.800 --> 01:54:49.199 is is not as poopy It is from the Philippine 01:54:49.199 --> 01:54:52.899 star for the low low price of two hundred and 01:54:52.899 --> 01:54:56.039 fifty thousand dollars You can be one of the 01:54:56.039 --> 01:55:00.659 first to reserve a room at a luxury Moon Hotel. 01:55:01.159 --> 01:55:06.619 What the fuck? GRU Space, a startup founded by 01:55:06.619 --> 01:55:10.659 Skyler Chan, hopes to deploy the hotel to the 01:55:10.659 --> 01:55:15.119 moon by 2032. Oh my god. It will be built on 01:55:15.119 --> 01:55:20.939 Earth. The hotel offers views of the lunar landscape 01:55:20.939 --> 01:55:24.960 and Earth, along with surface experiences including 01:55:24.960 --> 01:55:32.180 moonwalks, driving, golfing, Moon golf! Come 01:55:32.180 --> 01:55:36.079 on! And other activities. You put the hole! The 01:55:36.079 --> 01:55:40.319 first hotel, which is expected to last ten years... 01:55:40.010 --> 01:55:43.390 will be an inflatable habitat. That sounds terrible. 01:55:44.069 --> 01:55:46.470 After that, a more permanent and expanded facility 01:55:46.470 --> 01:55:49.510 will be placed. We live during an inflection 01:55:49.510 --> 01:55:52.430 point where we can actually become interplanetary 01:55:52.430 --> 01:55:55.989 before we die, Chan said. Wow, that's dark. GRU 01:55:55.989 --> 01:55:59.149 believes likely customers will include adventures, 01:55:59.430 --> 01:56:04.890 couples looking to honeymoon in an exotic locale, 01:56:05.109 --> 01:56:07.930 and recent spaceflight participants. Those, of 01:56:07.930 --> 01:56:10.750 course, with a quarter mil to just blow for something 01:56:10.750 --> 01:56:13.630 to happen in eight years from now. In an inflatable 01:56:13.630 --> 01:56:16.210 environment on the moon with no air. This sounds 01:56:16.210 --> 01:56:20.430 like Firefest moon edition. Yes, 100%. Right? 01:56:20.529 --> 01:56:22.930 Am I crazy for thinking this sounds like a scam? 01:56:23.770 --> 01:56:29.010 Nope. This is crazy. You are right on. Wow, that's... 01:56:29.010 --> 01:56:34.390 Yikes. Yikes. So... You want your honeymoon on 01:56:34.390 --> 01:56:39.930 the moon? Sure, babe. When can we go? Uh, 2033? 01:56:40.850 --> 01:56:46.109 Oh. Here's what's amazing, and just the cross 01:56:46.109 --> 01:56:49.250 -section of our two stories. We can't get boats 01:56:49.250 --> 01:56:53.369 to work. And it causes shit to back up in the 01:56:53.369 --> 01:56:57.170 ship. Meanwhile, over in the Philippines, we've 01:56:57.170 --> 01:57:02.510 got some crazy CEO -type person going, you know 01:57:02.510 --> 01:57:04.920 what? They're gonna put a hotel on the moon. 01:57:05.039 --> 01:57:06.779 Let's golf on the moon. What do you think we 01:57:06.779 --> 01:57:11.159 get honeymooners to golf on the moon? You know 01:57:11.159 --> 01:57:14.159 I will say this much at least if you shit in 01:57:14.159 --> 01:57:17.300 space is just kind of yeah, right I can just 01:57:17.300 --> 01:57:19.579 imagine like the shareholders like sniffing a 01:57:19.579 --> 01:57:22.010 line of coke like Oh, yeah, we're gonna call 01:57:22.010 --> 01:57:25.890 from the moon Oh my god, it's gonna send it inflatable 01:57:25.890 --> 01:57:28.789 environment on the moon. I'm there invest. Oh 01:57:28.789 --> 01:57:32.670 god, that's crazy And as crazy as those stories 01:57:32.670 --> 01:57:36.989 were that that is it for us The mark mo show 01:57:36.989 --> 01:57:41.449 mark Maloney a Maloney Check out Aidan's Aidan's 01:57:41.449 --> 01:57:44.529 gaming channel in spell the right way. Check 01:57:44.529 --> 01:57:48.630 out our collab, which is a them gaming we are 01:57:48.630 --> 01:57:53.300 currently doing a daddy dating simulator. Where 01:57:53.300 --> 01:57:54.840 Aiden is the dad and I'm the teenage daughter. 01:57:55.039 --> 01:57:58.840 So you should probably check that shit out. And 01:57:58.840 --> 01:58:01.300 that is also on YouTube. YouTube Gaming Channel. 01:58:01.340 --> 01:58:03.520 And of course, just please like and subscribe 01:58:03.520 --> 01:58:06.840 and share and all that kind of good stuff. And 01:58:06.840 --> 01:58:10.140 reach out to us on socials. And that's all I 01:58:10.140 --> 01:58:13.359 got. What do you got? I got not pooping on a 01:58:13.359 --> 01:58:16.520 poop cruise. Yeah. It's my daily advice. Yeah. 01:58:16.520 --> 01:58:18.319 No, it's good advice. Don't do that. I wake up 01:58:18.319 --> 01:58:20.859 to like every day. before I clock into work, 01:58:20.979 --> 01:58:24.020 I'm like, oh, this might suck, but I'm not pooping 01:58:24.020 --> 01:58:27.220 on a poop cruise. Very true. And you know what? 01:58:27.239 --> 01:58:29.840 That's how you have to look at like. Yeah, I 01:58:29.840 --> 01:58:32.560 think so. Yeah, don't do that. You're waking 01:58:32.560 --> 01:58:34.640 up. Are you pooping on a poop cruise? No, I'm 01:58:34.640 --> 01:58:38.220 not. Then you're not doing so bad. Nah, life's 01:58:38.220 --> 01:58:39.899 not as bad as it could be. You're not doing so 01:58:39.899 --> 01:58:42.060 bad. Life's not as bad as it could be. OK, bye 01:58:42.060 --> 01:58:42.739 -bye. God bless.