Hey there, everybody. This is season five, episode
five of the Mark Mo Show. This episode's called
Wag the Dog. How you doing? You can find the
good old Mark Mo show on all podcast platforms
and YouTube. And, you know, I would like to do
the most important thing of my day, and that
is introducing my amazing co -host, producer,
all around good guy, bad ass, just to fill it
in with anything wonderful. It is Aidan Maloney,
how are you? Fantastic, with compliments such
as those, much appreciated. Yeah, man. I've not
been sleeping well, which... I think I said last
week and also the week before that, but this
time for a different reason. I've had very piercing
pains, like in between my shoulder blades on
the spine. Like any time my neck turns, it's
like, ooh, that's not good. So I don't know if
that's a workplace injury or if I just slept
wrong and it's taken a couple days. It is improved
today versus yesterday. So I think maybe it's
just a sleep injury. So hopefully that improves.
But it is, alas, Not depreciating my mood at
all. Oh, that's good. Which is good. It's keeping
my spirits high. It's the weekend. There's no
reason to be upset. Right, exactly. You're not
lifting heavy shit all over the place, and that's
good. You give yourself a little break in there.
Yeah, you got to. But yeah, maybe a chiropractor.
Maybe take a look. Something like that. A little
pop -pop could be good. I mean, it'd be really
good if we had universal health care, but...
What's that? Shit, as an American, I don't know.
Yeah, nah, I don't know what that is. Couldn't
be me. Uh -uh, no way. Crazy. Maybe we'll have
to phone in a Canadian and get their perspective
on what it's like to have healthcare as a human
right. We'll have to do that. Which is kind of
crazy to think about. It is kind of crazy. I
mean, here, it's just like, you pay a bunch of
money to... That you can't afford. You can't
afford to wait in line, usually sometimes for
days. Sometimes weeks, sometimes months. Sometimes,
depending on what you need. And then you finally
get in. And they're like, oh, you're copay. No,
wait, I just gave the insurance company like
a buttload of money. Right. Oh no, this is your
copay. And you do that. It means you have to
pay money before you can pay the money. And then
you get a letter in the mail. It's like, oh,
we only covered this. You owe that. It's such
a scam. It is a huge scam. But hey, the shareholders
must be very happy. Oh yeah, Blue Cross Blue
Shield. Oh yeah. Eli Lilly, they're dancing in
the gold. Dancing, dancing and singing. Having
one big circle jerk on a pile of money over the
dead bodies of American suffering kind of funny
how that works No, not at all. It's a death panel.
It's profitable. Yeah, it's that death panels
and shit It's like I what that guy's got stage
four and a fucking yeah Why would we cover it?
Okay, great. Yeah, that's that's amazing unless
you've got the old United Health Care auto deny
robot Right, exactly. Which also saves money
over paying humans to deny. Paying humans. Humans
don't have to do it anymore. Yeah, exactly. Now
a computer can decide whether you live or die.
That's awesome. Because you know what? Humans
might be ethical. And that could be a problem
for for -profit companies. Yeah, that would definitely
be a problem. Unbelievable. Unless. Hey, does
it seem like our SaaS levels are high? SaaS levels
high. I kinda sound like Morgan Freeman and Bane
had a baby. I just kinda have this thing, so
who knows how long this voice is gonna make it
today, but we're gonna give it the ol' college
try. The ol' college try. Why not? So anyway,
hi everybody! Hola! Aidan also has his own YouTube
gaming channel. It's called They Didn't Spell
the Right Way. He has new PC gaming content like
GeoGuess or PolyBridge, Observation Duty, and
much, much more each and every week. So what
can everyone expect this week, Aiden? I've been
on a rip recently. I've been recording ahead
of time, getting ahead of the curve here so I
don't miss any uploads now that I'm aside from
the sleepiness and my weird sleep injury. I've
been feeling better, so I'm posting a lot. I
did a video that dropped today. Poly bridge doing
a low stress levels and attempts. I thought it
went great. I had a lot of fun with that I've
been playing this horror game called the stocked.
Oh Very spooky. I had a fantastic time with that
and it has a sequel so we can be expecting that
in the near future as well It's been a fantastic
time That's awesome. Yeah, it's really a great
watch, so I encourage everybody to jump on the
old YouTube and check out Aiden Spell the Right
Way. And if you enjoy that gaming, we have a
collab called A &M Gaming, where we kind of have
the silliness and nonsense and fun of this show,
but we do it while we game together. And we try
to play games where we can have that interaction
versus like some game where you really got to
kind of be in it. And then you're just not talking
a lot. Especially with two hosts. Right, exactly.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the fun of it is we get
to interact while we're playing. So check that
out. We definitely do GeoGuessr, Observation
Duty. We do the quizzes. The BuzzFeeds. BuzzFeed.
BuzzFeed quiz. Those are fun. And I highly suggest
you check out the newest game that we're playing.
It's, what is it? Dream Daddy. Dream Daddy. A
dad dating simulator. Which is amazing. And I.
being the son, play the dad. And I, the dad,
play the teenage daughter. Yes. As the Lord intended.
As the Lord intended. So I've actually been chatting
locally here. We're from the Midwest, Valparaiso,
Indiana, or as I like to call it, Chicagoland.
I've been out here and there, and I tell people
about it. It's like, oh, how's podcasting going?
So I talk about the gaming channel. And I mentioned
this new game that we're playing, and the roles
that we take, and everybody gets just a laugh.
I'm like, oh, yeah. I said, and then you just
don't know what characters are popping up. If
I jump on the voice or Aiden jumps on the voice.
And then all of the voices, oh my god, it's so
fun. It's so fun. It is fun. And then it's a
game where it's like a storyboard kind of game,
right? And then they have all the dialogue below.
one they're in a park and this dude is off the
screen like you can't see the character yeah
the dialogue pops up before he does yep right
and so I'm like oh no and so it was your turn
for the voice right so I chose like this southern
redneck kind of voice and I'm like well I'll
tell you what and I'm like talking like that
I'm like oh my god please please look the power
and then he pops in screen you're like Whoo.
Whoo. It fits. It could have gone a lot of ways.
But once again, that's just the fun and silliness
of the games that we play. And have a good time.
So the first episode or chapter, whatever you
want to call it, is out. And part two will be
coming very soon. Yes. If your voice can handle
it. If my voice can handle it, I don't know.
Maybe a new character will pop up and he'll look
like Bane. I'll be like, oh, thank you. We'll
be good. We're hoping. We're Batman. We're Batman.
But anyway, please like, subscribe, share, all
that kind of good stuff. We love engagement,
so comments on any of our stuff are always welcome.
Anyway, we've... done an extraordinarily good
job, I think, with our opening dialogue here
of staying somewhat non -political lately, because
we always talk about, like, man, once you go
down that hole, it's so hard to climb out, and
there were several weeks in a row we were just
hammering different stuff. Yeah. And it was near
the holidays. And I'm like, nope. I said, we're
going to turn over New Leaf. We're going to talk
about some other stuff. And I thought it was
good stuff. Oh, sure. I agree. I agree. God,
we did what? Mental health. We were slowing things
down. Just a bunch of really good stuff and made
it informational and funny and all that kind
of stuff. Covered toxic fan bases. Toxic fan
bases. Yep, we did that as well. So anyway, we
approach this week and there's just a lot going
on. There was a great quote I heard today. In
fact, I'll only be paraphrasing. I don't have
it in front of me. But it's something along the
lines of, if you claim to be someone that doesn't
do politics, politics will find you regardless.
Wow. There's no way to avoid what's happening
around you. You cannot turn a blind eye. If you
turn a blind eye, you're part of the problem.
Yeah, for sure. So it would be disingenuous.
if we didn't cover things like this, because
it's not just affecting us, it's affecting everyone
in the country, and with how much of a global
superpower this country is, it's affecting people
around the globe, whether they like it or not,
whether they're involved or not. That's true.
So it's only honest we talk about it. I think
it's fair. I understand it potentially could
ruffle feathers. Someone that may be as on one
side or the other and they're like, I don't like
that take but I mean that's life and The thing
is is like we're not we're not here to just appease
Like a side or a person or anything like that.
We just kind of take what we see and We present
it however the hell we want. It's yeah, we're
not intending to be partisan. No, we're intending
to be factual Right. And give our takes on the
facts that are in front of us. Yeah. And if you
have a problem with the facts that we are presenting
to you, you have to look inward. It's more of
a you problem. Right. It's not something we're
providing that's disturbing you. It's the fact
you may have been misled for God knows how long
and you simply don't know fact from fiction.
That's very true. And that may not be entirely
your fault because the mass media peppers people.
right and left and right and left with partisan
stuff all day, all day, all day. Now, it's not
to say, oh, 10 or 20 % of their content might
be factual, just news like news used to be, but
it's just become a brainwashing operation one
way or the other, and they just pepper you with
all that information, and especially when it
comes to people that are like over the age of
60 or 65 that are home a lot. Right. And they
just, they have it on TV all day, and it's just...
It's nothing different than we used to do with
like MK ultra and all that stuff in the past
where you know we would go in and we would topple
governments we put in governments that were favorable
to us and you know it was for it was for natural
resources and and everything I like Look, we're
we're us is not always the good guy. Let's let's
Be honest. Crystal clear. We think so. Ask any
South American citizen. Ask Vietnamese citizens.
Ask Middle Eastern citizens. Oh, are the USA
the good guys? Right. You know what they're probably
going to say? No. Right. Yeah. I mean, think
about Osama Bin Laden, the biggest, most dastardly
villain of all time. And who made him? We did.
Right. We did, to fight the Soviets. The royal
we. The American government did. The government
did, right? The government did. We gave them
all the money and all the arms and supported
them. And they were not the Taliban then. They
were not al -Qaeda then. Right. We, once the
Soviets got beat back, because we were kind of
fighting the Soviets through them. Once that
was done and the Soviets are like, why are we
even doing this? And like 10 years later, they,
you know, their tails are between their legs
and they pull out. They're like, this is not
worth it. Right. And they get the hell out of
there. Yay, we won. So is the US too? Disconnects
their phone. You know, so then everybody in Afghanistan
is like, yo, hello. Yeah. Oh, hi. Remember you
were going to help us out? Nothing. Nothing.
Yep. Yeah. And what does that do to already enraged,
hungry, thirsty individuals? Oh, yeah. We're
the devil now. Yep. We're the devil. And that's
just one example, right? This is one example
of where it's like, yay, we're the good guys,
and we're really not. Right. And if you look
inwards, a house divided cannot stand. True.
An adage is old as time, right? Yeah. And what
is a very useful tool for billionaires grasping
onto power or fascists looking to retain power.
A divided house. A divided house. A divided populace.
Yep. So you use Fox News and CNN and all these
others. You use propaganda. And just separate
them. The division here has never been wider
than it is today. And granted, you know, the
one side is maybe only 30 % of the population,
but that's still a lot. Right. That's still a
lot of people that believe some really crazy
shit and It's unfortunate. It's it's really unfortunate
where we're at but you know kind of the the whole
point of this dialogue today is You know, we're
sitting here, right? We got the whole thing with
Venezuela. You have Greenland, which is insane
Ice declaring war in American cities. It just
seems like such an unnecessary escalation from
an administration stating that They should have
been considered for a Nobel Peace Prize like
less than a year ago. Right. It is so, so interesting.
And so much, so much crazy shit going on nationally
and globally the last couple months. I mean,
it's almost like all of these things are going
on to distract us all from something much bigger,
sinister even. Right. I wonder what that might
be. Something much more depraved. Right? I wonder
what is so important that a country would have
another world leader or threaten to take over
a sovereign nation. Geez, I wonder. It must be
something that threatens the richest and most
powerful people in the world, something that
could bring down billionaires and world leaders,
maybe shit, maybe even capitalism. Yeah. Boy,
you know, I'm really Racking my brain here. Yeah,
I couldn't put a name to it. Oh man put my finger
on it. So So wag the dog is a political expression
and and a movie. It's a good movie find wag the
dog. I really enjoyed it And it refers to creating
a diversion like a fake war to distract from
scandal common folks What might that scandal
be? We know it rhymes with Schmepstein. Very
subtle. Very subtle. Very subtle. Very subtle.
The subtle is a hammer. The Schmepstein smile.
Schmepstein smiles. The US Department of Justice,
and this is funny, I did this and constructed
this dialogue, this opening dialogue, before
what was just released, like literally just released.
Right. And then the US Department of Justice
went, oopsie. Yeah, and they pulled it back because
of how Freaking disgusting it is. Well, you know
what what exists on the internet exists forever
and you can't pull that back. Nope Nope, because
everybody grabbed everyone fucking saw everyone
saw it and they grabbed it The US Department
of Justice released only a small amount of Epstein
files Against the law by the way against the
law As of December 19th, 2025, leading to bipartisan
criticism, as of January 2026, less than 1 %
of the files have been publicly released. In
the 1 % that they released were not good. No.
So you're like, God, what's the other 99 %? What
else could be in there? What is in there? This
bill that made its way through Congress and is
now law requires Department of Justice to publish
In a searchable and downloadable format, all
unclassified records, documents, communications,
and investigative materials in the Department
of Justice possession that relate to the investigation
of prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein. However, one
month later, we only have one percent of the
documents. Hmm. Curious. Part of the reason the
Department of Justice is taking so long is that
they feel like they work for, I don't know, the
U .S. president, Pam Bondi. The attorney general
is essentially the president's personal attorney.
And I think she and other folks at the Department
of Justice see it as part of their obligation
to protect the president and the party from whatever
might be in those files. That, by the way, is
incredibly wrong and incredibly illegal. Right.
The law requires the department to provide an
unredacted list of public officials and politically
exposed persons named in the files. So what could
possibly be in these files? Sexual abuse of minors,
child rape, snuff films, sex trafficking, murder,
so much more. That list has not been released,
but we know Trump Clinton, Brett Ratner, Prince
Andrew, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Richardson, Michael
Jackson, Stephen Hawking, Ehud Barak, Kevin Spacey,
David Copperfield, Steve Bannon, Noam Chomsky,
Boris Nikolic, Richard Branson, Mick Jagger,
Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and many more are in these
files. Now, I'm not saying any of these individuals
diddle kids or abuse young women, but... What
we do know is that they're in the files, so we
should know what the hell they did. By the way,
those files apparently contain hundreds of video
files as well. Apparently so that Epstein could
blackmail the richest and most powerful people
in the world. Right. And Epstein's former neighbor
quoted him as being the world's greatest blackmailer.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Epstein's f - former neighbor
who also was in the files, by the way. There
was, there was a reason he did it. And I guarantee
there's a reason that Trump has put the knee
pads on and is, and is going down on Putin's
hog, like for the last 16 years, because Putin's
got the information. Yeah. And there's a reason
that people have been trying to Go to law enforcement
and talk to lawyers trying to bring Jeffrey Epstein
down since the 1990s. Right. With no luck because
the FBI, the CIA, the billionaires and millionaires
of the time, the politicians are all protecting
the guy that has the blackmail on them. Right.
Correct. Since the 90s! Right. Yep. Yeah. Because
there are a lot of super important people and
he knew that. He absolutely knew that. So, look,
the defunding ICE is important. Okay, that's
something they're talking about and trying to
not fund them or DHS. I get that. Getting them
to stand down in American cities, that's essential.
No question. Stopping America from its acquisition
of Greenland or any other nation is so important.
However, we can't take our eyes off the ball.
Epstein was a vile human, the largest human trafficker
in history. He served up kids and young women
on a silver platter for the wealthy elite, and
they all have to go down. Yes. They all have
to go down. So Congress, we need the unredacted
files, like now. Yeah, as is your job to provide.
Right. By law. Yeah. If you create laws and you
don't enforce them, do we have laws? Right, is
crime legal? Is crime just legal for the rich
and in power? Yeah, they can just do whatever
the hell they want. Right. That's something to
ask yourself, for sure. And I know it pisses
me off. It's like, look, they overwhelmingly,
Congress is like, yep, let's take a look at that
shit. And then we don't get it. Right. We don't
get it. There have been fantastic video essays.
There's this YouTuber by the name of Jay Aubrey,
who I believe I've brought up on while you were
sleeping before. Amazing video essays, well researched,
well presented, regarding Jeffrey Epstein, regarding
Peter Thiel, and they're worth a watch. They're
gonna... Each essay, I think one of them's a
four -parter, the other one's a three -parter,
and each part is approximately the length of
a feature -length film. Each part. Holy cow.
and it will take your attention, like you're
not going to want to check your phone or anything.
It holds your attention. It's that well presented
and that well researched. It's disturbing and
depraved these individuals who orchestrate these
sex trafficking rings and hold blackmail against
the most powerful people on the planet, or maybe
are the most powerful people on the planet, or
richest people. It's insanity. It makes you wonder,
we kind of had the general idea of how long it's
been going on, this Jeffrey Epstein saga of the
United States of America, but how long this depraved
elite, in air quotes, have been doing such things.
There had to have been someone before Epstein
doing similar things. There had to have been
someone before that person doing similar things.
Right. And we're just now in the age of information,
the age of social media, where the general populace
knows that this is a thing. And they know that
this is a problem beyond many of our darkest
horrors that we could imagine. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
And you can't make it go away. What's on the
internet, even for half a day, cannot be deleted.
That's true. And I think of... something and
this guy, this goes way back. And this is something
in Northern California. And I encourage people
to go down the Reddit rabbit hole on this one.
It's Bohemian Grove. So I encourage you and maybe
we'll do a future opening dialogue on this. It's
essentially the wealthy and the powerful and
the politicians and they go in the woods for
like a long weekend. and they just do some crazy
cult -like shit for like four or five days and
from my understanding there's like like ritual
sacrifice and worshiping these owl gods and all
this crazy shit and uh and you know seeing that
they've done that forever and you look at yale
with like skull and bones or you look at you
look at a lot of other stuff no one should be
surprised No one should be surprised, because
the rich and powerful have been doing this crazy,
weird -ass shit for a long time. And they just
happen to have all the power. But the thing is,
there's a lot more of us than there are of them.
And it's up to us to take that back. And I'm
not saying we have to go full -on Iran, but...
It's an idea. Those out doing peaceful protest.
And here in Valparaiso, Indiana, there's a small
group doing it. And whatever, I would not begrudge
anyone to protest whatever the hell they want
to protest. That's fine. I'm going to go out
and protest vegetables later. I just think they
have to be stopped. That is a bold take to have.
Yeah, that is a bold take. I'm a meatitarian
and the vegetables have to be stopped. Whatever
you want to protest. I mean just go ahead and
do it. It's completely fine But the thing is
is I always say what's next and there is not
one protester that I have talked to That has
given me a good answer and some smart people
too that I've talked to and they just don't really
have a good answer And then I want just kids
school kids. They just they walked out of school
across the country. I'm like see that's a what's
next Nobody could give me that And you know Boycotting
doing business which as it stands was yesterday,
you know from the time recording this That's
a what's next But no one could give me that because
it's just like protesting. I'll be honest protesting
is low -hanging fruit. It's easy I can go to
a frickin Michael's or a Walmart and pick up
like a 3x5 cardboard. I write some shit on it
and stand on a corner That's easy, right? That's
super easy. But if you're not using that as step
one and then with other things coming, then what
are you doing? Just stay at home. Just bake a
cookie. I don't know what else to tell you, but
it's like... What's the follow -up? What's the
follow -up? What are you doing? Okay, that's
the plan. Hey, great start. What now? Yeah, you've
made your presence known. That's fantastic. Are
the politicians going to listen to you? Are the
people in power going to hear your voice? What's
the plan when they don't? Right. And you're going
to sit at a table with them and be like, hey...
This is what we're upset about. Which is crazy,
because it's like a duh. Yeah, no shit, duh.
Of course, you're upset about that. Most people
are. But if you're talking to an individual or
individuals that don't give a shit, or are kind
of like, aw, there's nothing we can do, pumpkin,
then now what? Yeah. Now what? What after that?
Right. You know, are you going to... You know,
I won't even say it. for risk of any retaliation,
because this world's messed up. But I will say
that I think that there has to be a process here.
And at some point, and it's a JFK quote, and
I know I'm going to botch it because I don't
have it in front of me. But it's basically, if
peaceful protest is impossible, then revolution
is inevitable. Violent revolution is inevitable.
It's essentially you can vote your way into fascism,
but it may take violence to get out of fascism.
And it might. Yeah. It really might. And I'm
not saying a full on civil war. There's a lot
of people that would be like, oh, it's a full
on civil war. Look, you can't get people to go
out grocery shopping in a storm. So don't tell
me like there's going to be a civil war here
because people are going to be like, yeah, let's
rise up, whatever. Oh, yeah. Oh, that new Stranger
Things is on tonight. Well, we'll do that tomorrow.
That's America. That's America. And we opened
this opening dialogue with the thought of distractions,
the distractions of a potential war, the distractions
of, I don't know, more insane quotes, or Donald
Trump shat himself in the Oval Office again.
You know what else is distractions? Social media.
Yep. Movies and TV. Oh yeah. You know, that's,
and that's, that's... Not to get too conspiratorial,
but I feel like that's sometimes why people get
so buried in watching what's new or doom -scrolling
TikTok or Reddit is because that's easier to
do than taking the time to internalize how fucked
up things are around you. Right. That's easier
to do. You're taking the easy path. Right. And
that this country you grew up in as a kid, or
that your parents grew up in as a kid. Right.
It's different. It's different, and we could
have taken all of the goodwill from World War
II and done amazing things. And in some ways
we did, right? The space race, going outer space,
wow, cool, awesome, and so many other things.
But for whatever reason, the rich and powerful
after that, because there was such an economic
boom, they were kind of like, wow, I like this
money. Well, yeah, let's spread the wealth, let's
give it to... Or what we could do is give them
just enough so they're not starving and we'll
keep the rest for ourselves. Yeah, let them eat
cake. Yep. And that's just real. Spin it any
way you want. It's real. It's more profitable
to destroy socialism and capitalism overseas
to protect capitalism. Correct. than it is to
simply exist as a capitalist society in a world
where other countries are flourishing due to
their socialist and communist policies. Right.
Yeah. And here's a funny thing. This was at our
beginning, right? It is the reason they threw
a bunch of tea in the Boston Harbor. It's taxation
without representation, right? Right. So, hey.
all the super wealthy, they want to pay 40 %
tax, cool. Because you can take all that money
and then do a bunch of social programs with it.
You can give that healthcare to people. You can
make sure people are fed. You can have an actual
real job core for anyone that's unemployed. Then
you wouldn't even need unemployment. You wouldn't
even need that. You could just be like, oh, heard
you lost your job. That's too bad. Here's five
jobs that you can do in your area and just offer
any sort of work for people. So it's insane.
It's absolutely insane that we can't have a society
where, hey, if you want to go out and make money,
make millions, whatever, cool, man, go for it.
But here's the thing. Just pay your share and
then make sure that that share gets back to the
people. Right. It's really that fricking simple.
Should be. It should be. And it's not. Because
like I said, the wealthy people like the money.
Yeah. And I don't know. It's more class warfare,
really. It's absolute. It has been. It has been
forever. They're trying to sell you on, oh, it's
a right and a left thing. It's two ideologies.
And oh my gosh, we just can't exist. So it's
these constant like, er, er, er. When in reality,
up above all of that, are the rich people. And
they don't give a shit about that fight below
them. They don't care. They got the money and
the power. They don't care. You make the workers
fight a culture war so they don't begin a class
war. Correct. Period. Yep. That's exactly it.
100%. Well, folks, yeah, that's us really kind
of getting into it. And that may only be part
one in a series of future rants. I think that's
fair. There's too much shit going on not to talk
about it. And we may have only scraped the surface.
I mean, this... It takes ten minutes of research
to see how fucked up things are. If you go down
that rabbit hole of how far back this goes or
how deep this goes, an hour of research could
genuinely disturb you. Right. I mean, I think
some of the stuff I read goes back into the 90s.
Yeah. So this has been going on a long time.
And... When I was growing up as a kid Trump was
becoming Wealthy and powerful. He was becoming
a brand. Okay, and You just read news articles
and stuff. This is before You know everything
became so corporatized and if you wanted only
good things to be in the paper You could do it
or if you only wanted to tear someone down, you
know but One thing that like everybody knew back
then Yep, he's rich. Yep, he's powerful. He is
also an incredible douchebag. Right. And he's
just a bad human being. And you can just follow
the breadcrumbs through that whole family. You
can just follow the breadcrumbs. And then, of
course, when you have, I call it organized crime.
That's just what it is. And you have something
go on that long. You know, he's got his foot
soldiers, and he's got all these people, and
all these people Epstein has stuff on, and so
these people are gonna do stuff for him. Right,
right. There was a plan there was a plan and
he executed the plan and And you know, they all
have to go down and it's up to us I think cuz
yeah, you know when the Department of Justice
works for him. We don't have a Department of
Justice Yeah, the DOJ already doesn't enforce
laws against the rich and powerful. Mm -hmm who
is left to enforce the laws The people who have
laws enforced upon them. Sure. That's it. That's
the working class. That's us. That's that's the
250 million poorest of us right yep, and you
know what that's a majority that is the majority
So it's up to us to take it back I know a lot
of people are excited about the midterm elections
coming up, but let's be honest He's already starting
to screw with it. Yep. He just had the what the
FBI uh raid georgia election offices and he's
asking for voter rolls in minnesota and you know
it's a scam i don't i don't know why congress
isn't doing anything other than this this little
quip i came up with a long time ago that the
opposite of congress is progress yeah that's
right yeah there's no progress with congress
that's just congress starts with a con it does
it does and it's it's all a con we're living
in yeah is what we are. All right, well, yeah,
like we said, this is probably part one of just
some stuff we're gonna, we're really gonna sink
our teeth into here. And I know it's not like
all jovial and happy, happy, shiny people. It's
none of that shit. You know, so on a case we're
gonna look into that. And are we gonna get goofy
here and joke around in a minute? Of course we
are. But sometimes there's just shit out there
that's just too important to talk about. So we're
gonna talk about it. Yep. All right, we're gonna
take a break, and when we come back, we'll Carpe
Diem. All right, we are back, everybody. This
is the Mark Mo Show. I'm your host, Mark Maloney,
along with Aidan Maloney. And we're now on to
Carpe Diem. You find beautiful people, send us
your DMs, and we read them on the old podcast
here. I mean, we can. We do. But we could. We
could. The potential is within us. For sure.
Yeah. They say. Oh, no doubt. I mean, it's kind
of just like... It's the thing we do. It's the
thing we do, you know? I mean, we're not a charity.
Don't get me wrong. No, sure. Sure. We're just
playing into the culture, right? If someone out
there wanted to have their DM read, hypothetically,
what would you recommend? They do. Well, I don't
know. Like, if I were to have two hands out and
there's nothing in my right hand, but then there
was something in my left hand. What would that
be? I was very intrigued. I'm like, oh, what
is this? What is this paper material that you
have put in my hand? And just not one, maybe
several of these. Oh, I'm so curious as to what
those paper materials could be. These green papers
with numbers on them. Whoa. And then I would
go, oh. that's that did you have a question oh
my goodness you know it's it's really i mean
we're just playing into this capitalist society
right exactly right we're just playing our part
we're playing our part we're just playing our
part you know does that mean oh does you know
is it going to cost me 300 bones to have my questions
answered and to that i say do you think 300 is
enough That's fair. That is very, that is very
fair. A classic negotiation tactic. It is definitely.
It is definitely. Throw the question back at
them. Right. Exactly. I love that. I love that.
All right. This week I have the first one is
from at Cradly Booper. Cradly Booper. Cradly
Booper. Cradly Booper. Hey, Mark Mo Show. I have
a lot of women friends that say I look like Bradley
Cooper. Oh. Cute. Yeah, I see. I am a single
guy and not much of a player to be honest They
say I should use my resemblance to my advantage
It sounds kind of douchey, but it has been a
while if you get what I'm saying. What do you
guys think shucks, brother? Shucks. Well, if
you've got looks that's one thing It's important
to to have a personality to have some humor sure
and I would argue that most if not all people
have that potential within them It's just about
Not being afraid. Yeah, you know you almost have
to I crass is the wrong word do not be crass
But be yourself I would say is healthy advice
sure and if people do not take kindly to you
being yourself Take a moment to be introspective
and think about hmm. How did I behave? What could
have caused this? Sure, if it's a you problem.
Hey, you've got some learning to do and that's
okay Sometimes it takes learning Yeah, sometimes
it does if you're like me. I'm generally a quite
shy individual kind of introverted So it's I'm
not often not outgoing but I I've got this weird
thing where I just happen to surround myself
with outgoing people and That just kind of cracks
open my shell a little bit. Sure. Yeah, so that's
that's another thought You know is if you want
to get out on the scene, you got to be open to
the scene getting into you. That's hmm Yeah.
Yeah. I think that's a great comment. Yeah. That
is a good comment. Or... Alternatively, from
Mark Mo. Alternatively, if you get a very nice
young woman that comes up to you and goes, oh
my god, are you Bradley Cooper? Then the answer
is, yeah, I am. Oh my goodness. Now, my view...
So, Mark Mosha recommends lying. So... Once again,
just like we're out of this good. Hey Hear me
out. Let him cook. We already started this segment
being all capitalistic and taking people's money
to answer their questions So I'm just I'm you're
continuing the trend of taking advantage So now
is this taking advantage of your situation like
so that being the case and look I've been on
trips. I've been to Spring Break. Have I told
people that I was Chris Cellius's brother to
get beer? This is true. It is true. A small price
to pay for free beer. Did I tell a very pretty
woman in the parking lot who had an injury to
her hand from a broken window that I was a pre
-med student? Can I see her hand? I did. Um,
you know, did I tell a, I don't know, an exotic
dancer that I was a chiropractor because she
said her shoulders are sore? And did I give massages
to all of the strippers at the club? I did. Was
that untrue, though? Well, they'll never know.
See, that's the point. That's the point. So...
It's a situation where, look, if you're just
a nice dude and you're looking for someone to
potentially be a girlfriend, you're not going
to play this, okay? And that's completely fine.
You're going to do what Aidan said. However...
Do you take the red pill or the blue pill is
what Mark Mosso is saying. That's exactly it.
That's all I'm saying. If you're just out for
a night of fun... And you're maybe in a bar or
a place maybe you normally don't go to. You don't
know the people there. And she comes up, are
you Bradley Cooper? I am Bradley Cooper. And
you're going to go out and you're going to have
a great evening. Did you like La La Land? I was
in that. I was in that. I was in that. Yeah.
Was I in the hangover movies? Huh? Huh? What?
I'm just going to say. just enjoy yourself. Oh
god, was that Ryan Gosling in La La Land? That
was Ryan Gosling. Oh shit, they look the same.
I was letting you go with it. They look the same,
don't they? Yeah. They look the damn same. They're
similar. They're both very attractive dudes.
Attractive white guy. Right. Attractive movie
white guy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, lovely listeners.
I got him confused because white people look
the same. No, that's okay. It's a white people
thing. Yeah. Cradley Booper got a little bit
confused there, so we're okay. Ryan Gosling.
Ryan Gosling. He hasn't done anything else. Bradley
Cooper was in the one movie with the Philadelphia
Eagles, right? Yeah, The Hangover. Yeah. The
Hangover, of course, with the Philadelphia Eagles.
Yeah, that's the Silver Linings playbook. Ah,
of course. That he was in. But Gosling's been
in a lot of stuff, too. Who's Bradley Cooper?
What does he do? What does he do? Oh, he was
in The Hangover. He was in The Hangover. Of course.
He's apparently the guy that's going to help
Cradley Booper get laid. Oh, that's right. Ryan
Gosling. Ryan Gosling. Exactly. Exactly. Everybody
listening to this is like, this dude's high.
And the answer is sadly no. Not high enough.
Not high enough. My next one is from Key West
Carl. Okay, Carl. What y 'all doing up there
in the Midwest? Beautiful weather every day,
yo. I think y 'all should move your show down
here. Shit. You give us a couple milli, I will.
Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, I would go. But then
again, I don't know about Key West in the summertime,
brother. It's a steamy one. Some about the too
warm, too humid vibe. But you know what? It's
different. It's different if you're in the middle
of frickin' Florida. Because that is just, you
just bake. Yeah. Human death. When you're out
in the Key West, it's a little bit different.
It does get hot, but you get the breeze all the
time. I like a big breeze. I love a breeze. That's
why we say it's like, in Florida, it was like,
if you're hot and you can't be indoors, just
find some shade. Yeah. Find some shade because
you're going to get a breeze. The sun's the worst
thing down there, maybe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you're closer to the equator. So it's going
to be hotter. So, yeah. At any rest, I love Key
West. I would. Shit, I don't need the couple
of million. I just fill my gas tank. I'll see
in a day. Yeah. I've been to Fort Myers. I've
been to Naples. I've never been on the west or
pardon me, the east side of Florida. And yeah,
never been to Key West, but Carl, you shoot me
some moolah. We'll visit you, we'll have you,
we'll guest host you. Yeah. We'll move. I'm sure
they drive trucks down there. Yeah, for the low,
low price of maybe two or three million. Sure.
The Mark Mo Show will come to you, Carl. Yeah.
Aiden, you can start your own trucking business?
Yeah. What would I call it? What would you call
it? I think you would call it... Ryan Gosling
trucking. Oh, I was thinking the Irish hog. Yeah,
that's even better. I like that. Ryan Gosling
trucking and the trailer has a picture of Bradley
Cooper on the side. Yes. Yes. I love that so
much. Holy shit. That's a good thing. And then
on the back of the truck it just says, I was
in the hangover. I was in the Hangover and La
La Land. Remember me? Remember me? Oh, God. Oh,
that's good. Good bit. At Sea Chickens United.
Super Bowl baby, yeah, we know, we know. Most
of the country is counting on us to prevent the
next Patriots dynasty will do our best. Brother,
I've got news for you. I don't think there's
going to be an ex -Patriots dynasty. I think
that was some miracle magic between Brady and
the one old dude that was the coach the one time.
Ryan Gosling. Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper,
sorry. That's right. Oh, Bill Belichick, that's
his name. Yeah, that was some magic they had.
I don't think Drake May has that type of magic.
He's great. He's good. I'll give him that. He's
good. I'll give him that. I don't think there's
going to be a dynasty. I have no dog in this
fight or chicken in this fight. I'm just excited
to see two good teams go at it, you know, sure.
Yeah, that's that's what I'm excited for God
bless the sea chickens the Patriots cool Right
and literally no dog, but I don't think there's
gonna be Patriots dynasty if that is what you
are worried about and bright Yeah, and that I
mean that yeah, I think there's a lot of people
worried the next one's coming but You know, I
don't know. I think there's just too many other
teams out there that The young rising and good
and you know, I'm young and hungry too. I am
too I could like really go for Taco Bell. Anyway
Not sponsored Four or five burritos would be
great right now. God be hot. That'd be so great
Last one is from at stoner Stanley for Tom. I'm
in our guy. He can't not listen I know he's always
listening apparently and bless him for that and
bless him for that. We're always in his ears
It's all right. It's good. Momo and Alan, do
you see what I see? Do you see what I see? There
is a Christmas song. It says that to me. Oh,
my God. He was talking about the Christmas song.
He was. Oh, no. I don't see it. Should I? Happy
Christmas. Wait. Is it over already? Damn squirrel.
Oh no. Did the squirrel jack his calendar too?
Holy shit. He may have. It's like, man, this
December 2025 is lasting a while. It's lasting
a while. Brother, it's damn near February. It's
about to be February. But to be honest with that
comment, why does it seem like January is always
like 80 days long? Oh yeah. This is the longest
damn month ever. I saw a meme today. That was
like that real fucked up picture of Mr. Incredible
like the skeleton on his face, and it's like
man. It's been a long six months of January That
is so true God bless you Momo. I don't see what
you see and that's not really even in in the
top 20 Christmas songs no But I love the fact
that... Shepard man speaking to a boy. I don't
even know the words. No. But you know, I am the
Shepard. I am the Shepard. Where did that boy
go? I'll speak to those little boys. The little
boys. Trust me. Ah, that piece of shit. Anyway.
Fuck that guy. No doubt. What do you got, dude?
I got a DM here from at dcdesnuts. Ah, I like
that. My man. Would you rather... have a million
dollars or the powers of Superman? A very human
question. No doubt. A million would be nice.
Yeah. My first thought is like a million could
do a lot for me, but it's not enough to retire
on, notably. But the powers of Superman, first
of all, that makes travel so easy. Like I could
like my family that's... across the country or
any vacations I want to take across the the oceans.
I could just do that in like a minute's time.
Yep. Right? That's is that to me is worth more
than a million dollars because a million dollars
only buy so many flights and it doesn't buy you
back the time you spend waiting for fucking TSA.
Oh my god. That alone makes me lean towards Superman
and then you get all the powers to invulnerability
super strength like I'm never gonna have to hire
movers again. I won't have to, like, pester family
members or friends to help me move. Like, oh,
you want that couch moved? Here, it'll take my
two fingers. Oh, there you go. There you go.
Glad I could help you. Yeah. I'd... Power's a
Superman by a long shot. And if I get hungry
for money, I could just go rob a bank somewhere.
Right. And I would make it a multinational one.
So, like, you know, fuck they profits. I don't
give a shit. They're just flying in and rob an
oligarch. Exactly. Oh, that's true. He's like...
I, in theory, in this world, in hypotheses, like
in this hypothetical world, I could, you know,
take my own hits. Sure. You know? Yeah. It's
like, I think you're a bad person. Pew pew laser
eyes. Yep, done. Yeah, done. I think you're a
bad person. Wah, frost breath or whatever he
does. Yeah, oh yeah, yep. So, that's Superman
for me. I love that. Yeah, I like the Superman
thing too, because just like imagine, imagine
like you're at a bar and a girl comes up to you
and she's like, are you Superman? And you go,
why? Yes, I am. Exactly. Ryan Gosling. Yeah,
I'm pulling the old Ryan Gosling, but now I'm
Superman. So I think, you know, you want to go
for a flight? That's it. Yeah. That's it. Use
your powers for good. Yes, for the good of man.
For the good of man? Oh, the good of me. Who's
the man? Who's the man? Superman. Ryan Gosling.
Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. All right, what
else you got? Comment here from Redface. What
is a super minor thing that fills you with anger?
Ooh, super minor thing. Well, I guess this is
minor. It's like people that just don't drive
right. Oh, yeah. It's like a single lane road,
and it's like 45 miles an hour, and you got the
toolbox in front of you driving 25. Yeah, that's,
oh. Because it's not illegal, but it is provably
unsafe to drive that slow. Yeah. On a higher
mile per hour road. Yeah. Provably unsafe. Yeah.
That is that is problem that I get mad at that
too. Yeah, I think that and then related to that
because it's also involved with traffic are just
Roundabouts or traffic circles, whatever you
happen to call them in your neck of the woods
Not that I Don't know how to navigate them. I
do it's all the other people that don't right
It's it's like the boomer class or those that
never passed driver's ed or never got a handle
of it that don't know how Roundabouts work right
they get in the roundabout and then they go like
to where you're getting into the roundabout But
you're waiting for him to go through it so you
can go right if they stop Yeah, if you're in
the circle you do not yield right do not yield
keep going keep going till you're ready to get
off, right? That's it. You yield you cause an
accident. Oh, yeah, and it's your fault There
was a roundabout, guys, years ago when I was
visiting Boston. And I'm pretty sure I was on
my way to the JFK Presidential Library, which
is very cool, by the way. And I had to navigate
a certain roundabout that was six lanes wide.
Holy. And there were a bunch of roads that went
into this large circle. And I come up to it.
and i'm like oh my god because immediate intimidation
two roads i have to get off at that one but like
the far right one is the turn off one and then
the middle one and it's like holy crap and so
that like that that one is filled with cars and
you're like and a dude behind me is like move
your car, you know, and he brr -brr -brr -brr
-brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr -brr
-brr -brr -brr -brr -brr And I'm like, over,
and I'm like, ah shit, too far. And then I had
to get back over, so I'm like, vroop, I get into
the next one, and the guy, brrp, brrp, I'm like,
work with me here. And so then finally, I'm just
like, there it is, there it is, there it is,
and I swish out across the other lane, I just
got off. I'm like, I am finding a different way
back to the hotel. That was insane. Yeah, it
takes proper traffic notation on signs. to inform
drivers if you have more than a two -lane roundy
makes sense, right? Because if you're in the
right lane, this is for right -handed drivers.
If you're in the right lane, you can either go
straight or you can go right. If you're in the
left lane, you can either go straight or you
can go round the roundy. Yes. That's it. That's
it. That's it. Two -lane roundabout, one -lane
roundabout makes sense. You've got three or more
lanes. You've got to notate that on a sign clearly.
And if you don't, you get situations like you
got in Boston. Yeah. Let me ask you this as a
truck driver. Yes. What are your thoughts on
them? Because I imagine for the size of some
of them, it's just not reasonable for you. In
Indiana, I believe it's an Indiana state law,
semi trucks have right -of -way over both lanes.
The second we approach the roundabout, we have
right away over both lanes, which means if you
hit my trailer or my tractor while we're in the
roundabout at the same time, it's your fault.
It's your fault. Doesn't matter. The off tracking
of the trailer, if it goes into your lane, it
doesn't matter. Very interesting. Yeah. Did not
know that. It's a state law for that reason because
of how usually roundabouts are placed with in
areas where they just fit. Yeah. Right? Or where
they didn't or where it was nonsensical to have
a stoplight due to traffic backup or something.
Yeah. But it's safer to simply allow the semis
to have right -of -way over both lanes because
if your tractors in the right lane and it's a
tight roundabout, the back of your trailer is
going to be in the left lane. So you have to
have right -of -way over both and... As someone
who deals with a lot of those, we've got a town
in Indiana, Chicagoland called Crown Point that
has a lot of those two -lane roundabouts, especially
off of Interstate 65. And I just flip my hazards
on. Flip the hazards on, take up both lanes,
people don't like it, whatever. You try and floor
it past me, you know what? If you get hit, you
will be at fault. And that's all you can do.
So you can ride up on the trailer skirt. That's
another option, but then you risk tipping what's
in your trailer. You've got right away over both
lanes, you take both lanes. Okay, that makes
sense. Yeah. The more you know. Alright, got
anything else? I would say, yeah, for what, a
minor thing that fills me with anger, first of
all. Oh, fuck, sorry. No worries, it's all good.
We just, we get tangential, it happens. Yep.
Know we've talked about this before I think it
was on the Marcamo radio show the last time I
ranted about this is Christmas car commercials
ha ha so infuriating and I I Hate being advertised
to do not advertise to me. It makes me dislike
your product. I won't buy from you period I won't
buy from you So advertising to me alone pisses
me off. But then Christmas car commercials. There
is not a working -class American that has the
fucking money to buy a car for Christmas. Are
you stupid? Cadillac, what's wrong with you?
Right. Your average dude that's sitting there
watching, I don't know, say, a game, a football
game on a Sunday, and he's sitting there, and
then... car commercial comes on for Volvo. Right.
With a big bow on it. And are you sitting there
like, well, hell, I was going to get my wife
a blouse, but shit. Right. Why not a car? Yeah.
SNL actually does a very funny bit on that, by
the way. You're taking on six years of debt when
you've only got 200 bones in the bank, and that's
going to groceries this week. Yeah. Well, not
anymore. It's going to the Volvo. Great commercial,
buddy. And then another thing that pisses me
off is the Charmin Bears. Another commercial
related thing. Fuck the Charmin Bears. No one's
got a big fucking plastered smile on their face
after they've had a rancid shit dog. You're happy
about your toilet paper? The most happy I've
ever been about toilet paper is that it's there
on the roll. It's like, okay, cool. Check. That's
it. That's it. And don't... Bears shit in the
woods, man. They do. We're one of the only mammals
that get assholes that need wiping. Yeah. That's
because we're upright. So your sponsor for your
toilet paper is a bear, is an animal that cannot
use your toilet paper. And doesn't need to use
toilet paper. Doesn't need to. Doesn't need to.
Now, wipe his ass on the tree. There's a reason
why mammals, such as your dog or your cat, will
have a shit, and then when they walk away from
the litter box or the yard, their ass is clean.
Yep. Because they are built different as an animal.
Right, correct. Humans are bipedal. Animals right
we can't do that humans got fat asses and sometimes
they got shit on and we got to wipe off I'll
wipe that shit gonna wipe that do not have a
bear sell toilet paper to me And with a weird
it's it pisses me off Because it's it's it's
it's it falls in the uncanny Valley their faces
the smiles their eyeballs It's all uncanny Valley,
and it's like this is not right. I point at the
screen. I say that's not right. Yeah How dare
you. How dare you. I feel insulted you think
I'm this fucking dumb to buy your shitty toilet
paper. Fuck you, Charmin. That's fair. That's
fair. Man. Secondarily, I also hate bad drivers.
Yeah. The final DM I received was from Pants
McGee. It's a Walking Dead -style apocalypse,
but you get a buff. You get to choose between
the power of fire, water, Air or Earth? What
do you pick? Huh. So kind of like Avatar The
Last Airbender style. Oh, right. The power of
fire type thing. Like that little Vietnamese
kid. He's like, what? You like whoops the arrow.
I saw that movie once. I don't know. No, that's
not the movie with the blue people. It was a
show. No, I knew that. I knew it wasn't the Smurf
movie. He's got the blue arrow on his head. He's
bald. He's got a blue arrow on his head. Oh,
Caillou. No, he doesn't have the arrow on his
head. Imagine if Caillou was the airbender. That
would suck. He's just a bold, cancerous piece
of shit. Fuck that guy. Fuck Caillou. Okay, previous
question, red face. Caillou, he irritates me.
Caillou irritates me. Fuck Caillou. What a shitty
show to just show children of like, oh, this
irritating piece of human shit gets to be just
this sucker all the time. And then at the end
of the show, it's like all hugs and kisses. It's
like, oh, you're okay, Caillou. It's like, no,
fuck that kid. It's never too late for an abortion.
Put him down. Put him down, damn. Damn, that's
some serious shit right there. I was just going
to say, look, before we abolish ICE, you have
my permission to pick him and his parents up
and do whatever the hell you want with them.
Right, right. Take them away. Take them. You
can take them. Take Caillou. That's fine. Oh,
that's fucking funny. Zombie apocalypse, which
element do you pick to control? God. I'm trying
to think, like, what would benefit me the most?
My first thought was actually fire, just like
burn the zombies in defense. But then you just
have a bunch of burnt zombies. Right. And they're
still coming at you. Right. I mean, how long
does it take to actually burn a human being and
their flesh before the zombie de -animates? Right.
And my second thought is water would be so much
better. Yeah, they can't swim. They drop like
a rock. Right. Yeah, they're, especially in the
Walking Dead style universe, zombies, they're
not that smart. Nope. They're not that smart.
And if I have the power of water, first of all,
water pressure literally means I could like jet
myself to different places, like Iron Man style,
using water pressure. Second of all, I'm the
most valuable man on the planet. You know what's
scarce? Water. Water. What a human needs to survive?
Water. Water and food. Yep, that's true. The
power of water is huge. Yeah. And that's what
I gotta go with. I mean, air and earth have their
potentials. But nothing, no. We gotta be water.
Yeah. I agree with that. You know, because for
a minute I was like... Well, maybe like earth
would be like kind of neat because build your
own fortress thing build your own fortress You
know or be like your own crops. Yes. Yeah, you
could do that, you know, and then they got hundreds
of these things Yeah, and they're coming at you
and whatever and it's just like oh earth wall.
Yeah, right. It's like what we took care of that.
Yeah Well, that was nice and quick as quick.
I didn't have to kill them. They're not killing
me. Yeah, that's great Yeah, but I do like the
water part. I really do because it's just like
if they're there just be like Flood them. Yeah,
and you know the power of water jets Yeah, could
saw metal in half surely I could saw these rotting
bodies in half easily You know get rid of them.
Yeah, that's great. I think I'm thirsty Yeah,
right your finger up to your mouth That's tasty.
Can I have mine with cucumber? Yeah, right? Cucumber
accents the water in such a way. Yeah, you could
do that Now I'm down water. Hell. Yeah, I'm in
the same boat. Yep Last one. All right, man.
Well, we are going to take a little bit of a
break. No, actually, wait. Oh, I almost forgot.
Cliffhanger. Oh my. I almost forgot the frozen
guy review. And the funny part of it, actually
funny for all of you, not funny for me. I literally
after I had this, I left it on top of a box in
my kitchen. So I'm like, oh, I got to remember
that that's the one I had this week that I want
to review. And then I left my place this morning.
So not only did I forget said beer we're going
to be reviewing later. Oh, no. I blame it on
my migraine, but that's fine. Not only do we
do that, did I do that. But I was like, oh, no,
what's that box on the tire? Oh, yeah. What was
it again? What was it again? I think I got it
right. So I'm sure I've had this anyway, but
I'm pretty sure this is it. So I'm reviewing.
frozen guy review, frozen meals. I am reviewing
Banquet's spaghetti and meatballs. Little sketchy.
Just straight up. And not one I normally get,
but I was like, hey, I know I haven't tried this.
I'm going to get it. And I found that it was
pretty good. The noodles are kind of small, almost
not linguine small, but pretty small noodles.
Small in gauge or in length of noodle? Both.
Oh, both? Both. So it's not angel hair. No, not
quite angel hair pasta. But it's not sketchy.
It's not sketchy. Yeah. OK. In my opinion. So
the noodles are OK. The pasta sauce was actually
really good. Not as chunky. if that's the word
I mean, as I usually like my sauce and pastas.
The sauce should have some girth. Right, it definitely
should. Yeah. Hmm, girth, what a word. So...
As they say in the cheffery business... They
sure do. So the sauce was like, it wasn't as
runny as most. So it's kind of like mid in terms
of its consistency. Sure. The meatball's pretty
good. I just found I didn't get a lot of them.
Oh, okay. I think there were like four maybe.
So I could have used a few more. But they were
tasty, they were good, they had flavor to them.
Well seasoned. Yeah. Yeah, they were. Get a good
Italian vibe from the dish overall. I did. Yeah.
Yeah, it was good. I wish I had made some bread
or garlic bread or something to go with it, because
as I also say, not only are you looking for quality
in what you're getting for the money that you're
spending, but you're also looking for quantity.
To feel full. To feel full. Yeah. I can eat it
and be like, oh, I'll be good till the next meal.
And in this one, I was close. But like two hours
later, I was grabbing a bag of chips because
I'm like, I'm hungry. So it was not quite enough.
I think it was $3 .79 for the frozen meal. But
overall, it wasn't bad. It was actually pretty
good. I just wish there were a little bit more.
Yeah. And that's the same price point as some
of the previous, I believe, Devour meals that
you've brought up. Yeah. That filled me up. Yeah.
Yep, that is true, so you have to quality, quantity,
and price point, right? Yes, sir. That's what
we look at. And so I'm going to give it a seven
nine. I thought the taste was good enough. The
noodles are OK. The sauce was tasty, albeit,
like I said, not quite the consistency I enjoy.
But it's not bad. I think the only issue is like
if you're hungry, you got to pick up two or like
one of those one dollar like French loaf. Or
or if you have a loaf of bread at home or so
make some garlic bread or something to go with
it Yeah, and then then that's different and that's
not bad either because then when you're done
And you always have that little bit of pasta
sauce and stuff left in that little plastic container
Yeah, then if you have some garlic bread or bread
and butter some you just sop that yeah, and that's
pretty good. That's true That's not the bad way
to go but an idea Seven nine seven nine solid.
Yeah, definitely solid All right now Now we'll
take that break. I know I was such a hurry to
get into the break You know, maybe to get high
Hey, hey now we're in Indiana. We can't do that.
Yeah, I mean we can but we can't yeah That's
the that's the you can't but you can't you can't
but you can't exactly. All right, we're taking
a break Hey, we're back everybody. This is the
Mark Mo Show I'm your host Mark Maloney along
with Aidan Maloney and we are now on to our feature
segment You just made the list our top 10 list
10 through 2 with our big number one reveal and
we do oh gosh all sorts of different topics And
but we do have to be careful because they're
there. There's rules. We have to well actually
rules One. Man. I'm sorry. I know. I know. It's
so disappointing. Actually, according to our
rules and bylaws, there's actually only one rule.
And that is that there are no rules. Woo. Let's
freaking go. Yeah. So we're good. Let's freaking
go. We are definitely good there. So this week,
I was very much into music. And I just. Started
for whatever reason. Maybe I just need to kind
of get myself up a little bit But I was listening
to like some some jams some party jams some bops
if you will some bops and bangers and It's gonna
be a dish of my new restaurant bops and bangers
bops and bangers if bangers are our glizzies
then bops are Wantons maybe Could do that. What
if it's a fusion? What if it's like an Asian
-European fusion. Wontons and Sausages. I'd eat
it. Hell yeah. I'd eat it. But I'd eat everything
anyway. Yeah. We were just talking about Taco
Bell. Ah, fuck Taco Bell. Sorry, I brought it
up again. Dude, I am hungry. You know, because
this morning I had a massive migraine. Just absolutely
killer. Like someone just took an axe right down
the middle of my head. Yeah, so I'm queasy and
whatever. And when you're like that, you're not
eating either. Sure. So I've pretty much gone
sans food for a while. So, ha, yeah, we're gonna
try to make it through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're
gonna try to make it through. Roughing it. Yeah,
we are, yeah. Where it's already, you know, at
the current recording time is 3 .45. Yeah, typically,
typically we upload before 1 p .m. on Saturdays,
but. Typically. Hey, man. It's one of them weekends.
It is one of them weekends. Damn headaches. But
it's gone now, so we're trucking through, and
we're going to get through this episode. And
then daddy's going to eat, or teenage daughter.
Well, you got to watch our gaming channel. You
got to get the context. Exactly. So 10 party
songs. And so, Aidan, what do you have, man?
The best 10 I have, I kept myself to 10. Because
I was like, listen, if I go on, I could get to
20 plus. Right. I can't do that. I kept it to
10. Number 10 on my list. I'll save my big number
one reveal as well. Of course. Number 10 on my
list. This is How We Do It by Montel Jordan.
This is how we do it. Yeah. That's all I can
say. It's groovy. It's fun. I mean, you could
argue overplayed, but it's overplayed because
it's groovy and fun. So take that. Number nine.
Crazy in Love by Beyonce. That's a good one.
It's a groovy one. It's it's the one to get people
in the mood if it's that kind of party Yeah,
you got it that's exactly how it sounds yeah
Our to write number eight you can't touch this
by MC hammer Can't touch this. Can't touch this.
It's crazy thinking that MC Hammer was like a
brutal gangster crip in his day. Right, yeah.
And then he was just making like... Oh, oh. Yeah,
just like funny silly samples in his music career.
That's all he was doing. It's like he did both.
Yep. Number seven, Pony by Ginuwine. Gotta be
on there. Depending the mood of the party. Pony.
Yeah, that's how the song goes. I'm Ginny White
and this is Pony. Pony. Goes just like that.
Pony. Number six, Toxic by Britney Spears. That's
a good one. Has to be on there. That's a bop.
Come on. Yeah. Number five, I've got Yeah by
Usher, Ludacris, and Lil Jon. Yeah! Yeah! Love
it. That's a great track. Number four, Jump Around
by House of Pain. Jump around, jump around. That's
where it's at. Jump up and get down. Hell yeah.
Number three, In Da Club by 50 Cent. Oh, that's
a good one. Has to be on there for sure. In Da
Club. Number two, I Had Low by Flowrida and T
-Pain. Ooh, yeah, that's a good one. It's kind
of a banger too. Yeah. I'll save my number one.
Alrighty, I have some honorable mentions. Okay.
I didn't go crazy with it, but I threw a few
on there. Toxic by Britney Spears. Hell yeah.
Womanizer by Britney Spears. That's a good one
too. Sucker by the Jonas Brothers. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a fun one. That is a fun one. DNCE
Cake by the Ocean. Oh, that's a good one, too.
Yeah. It's got a jumping guitar in the background.
It does. Yeah. It sure does. Good riffs. Breakin'
Free by Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah. It's got a good
beat to it. And then Katy Perry featuring Snoopaloop,
Snoop Dogg. D -O -Double G? With California Girls.
It's a good one. Yeah. Now, my top 10. Number
10, Take It Off by Kesha. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Kesha's
great, by the way. Yeah, oh, yeah, she's excellent.
Yeah, she's she's good peeps number nine Give
me more by Britney Spears and the only reason
I put that Britney one in the top ten was because
if you play GTA 5 It's one of the songs. Oh,
yeah, that's true So, yeah, it makes the list
Dynamite by tail Cruz. It's a good one. How's
that one goes like do do do do dynamite? Just
like that exactly like that Yes, quite. Quite.
Lovely song. I am Tile Cruz. I am Tile Cruz.
Do, do, do, dynamite. Oh my god. Imagine him
listening to this. Hey, motherfuck. Sexy and
I Know It by LMFAO. That's a good one. At number
six, Love Again by Dua Lipa. Oh yeah. Yeah. Number
five, Jump Around by House of Pain. We almost
had the same. That's pretty awesome. And number
four, TikTok by Kesha. Kesha's great. TikTok
and the block and look like dagger. Party don't
stop it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hell yeah. We need
to get in the recording studio. We're ready.
We're ready. We're definitely ready. Number three,
Stronger by Kanye West. Harder, bit, bit, bit,
bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit,
bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit That's
number two. That's a good one. Number one reveal
time. Party in Bullshit by Notorious B .I .G.
Had to be on there. Wow. Back to the 90s for
that one. Yeah. But that's a party song. B .I
.G. Party's in the name. Hell yeah, man. That
is in the name. Had to go with that. I went with
Flowrida with Kesha on back vocals right around.
Oh yeah, that is a good one. It's like just a
solid beat all the way around. call that a cover
or an interpolation of an older song? Right,
because it is. Yeah. But it's not, lyrically
it's not the same. No, it's not a cover, cover.
Yeah. No, that would... Interesting. Technically,
I don't think that'd be a cover though. Yeah.
Yeah. Huh. It's a good track though. Oh, it's
a great track. It's a great track. I love it.
Yeah. Yeah. As much as I kind of make fun of
Flowrida just because of the name, it's like...
He's got some banger tracks. Yeah, he does. He's
got some banger tracks. Yeah. It's a good list.
Yeah, it's a good list. I thought that one was
fun because, I mean, we're largely Aidan and
I are metal, hard rock, Celtic music focus. Those
are like, that's our sweet spots. But the only
music that we both agreed we're not fans of is
like current, current country music. Yeah. You
could say we're genre fluid. We are. Yeah, I
think that's fair. Minus country. Mine is country.
Just not a fan. If you like it, great. Good for
you. Me, after like Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn,
Roy Clark, like all the shit my grandmother used
to listen to, which is actually kind of cool,
it became uncool. Yeah. You know, probably sometime
in the 90s, maybe. It just got poppy. Yeah. It
got poppy. It also got very nationalist, Christian
focused, real gospel -y. Not a fan. No. Not a
fan. I drive my big truck to the church. Got
a gun in my gun rack. There's my dog. Cool, brother.
Wow. We got a track, man. Very epic song. That
would be their whole discography, by the way.
Yes. Yeah. Most definitely. Hey Keith Urban,
I just found your new track. I got a gun in my
truck. Drove it to the church. Doo -doo -doo
-doo -doo. Ding -a -dang -a -doo. Oh, jeez. All
the country fans are like, fuck these guys. They
might be right, but fuck them. It might be right.
I do got a gun in my truck when I go to church.
Who are they talking about? Everybody does. Right?
Right? Uh, no. No sir, that would be a no. I
don't know about you, but after I listen, geez,
I want to go squirrel hunting. Pow! Pop pop!
Ah, well, there goes the listenership. The Deep
South just unsubscribed. Oh, I know, like all
in one fail swoop. All right, well, let's get
off the list and into the hole, the Reddit rabbit
hole. Oh, man. What have we got today? Today,
I found a fun article, the most popular nicknames
used by couples in 2025. Oh, okay. I've got the
top 23 list. Ooh. They could have made it 25,
but beats me. I didn't make the list. 23 is a
number, that's fine. And this goes by the rank
and percentage of who use it on who was surveyed.
Oh, okay. So the first rank with, sorry, 65 %
of couples who use this name, babe. It's a classic
one. I actually use that with a lot of just female
friends that I have. Yeah. It could be casual,
just like dude is casual, in a way. Yeah. You're
someone that is important to me, or a friend.
So hey, babe, what's up? Right, right. It's cool.
Kind of a shortened version of number four on
this list, baby, which is used by 46%. of those
who use it. Now that might be more girlfriend
boyfriend than babe. Yeah, babe's more casual,
which I figure is why it's used more. Yep. And
then you've got rank two, which is love, number
three is honey, five is sweetheart. I don't like
honey. No, honey's just like... I have the same
disdain for honey, because it could just be a
me thing, it could be a Midwestern thing. I know
it's more used in the South than it is in the
Midwest. I've always felt it's... I don't know
if demeaning is the right word or just used in
a sassy tone. It just feels a little cringe to
me. Yeah. That's all. It's like, oh, you think
you know what you're talking about, honey? Yeah.
Or like you're at the drive -thru and you just
want your number four and you're sitting there,
it's like... Anything else I can get you honey.
I'm like I just placed my order. There's really
nothing else. Yeah Why are you calling me honey?
Yeah, right? I don't want honey. We don't know
you like that. I don't know you like that Honey,
but you know if you can throw some packets of
stuff in there, you know Call me babe. Yeah,
right exactly exactly. Then you can call me sweetheart
exactly number six, which surprised me I've never
used this in my life used by 32 % of couples
deer D E A R deer I've never liked that. Yeah,
like yes deer. Okay deer like it always sounds
just Right and I know tone plays a part tone
does play a part But I've never said deer as
in like oh certainly deer like it's it feels
antiquated It feels antiquated like I don't know
today. I don't feel like it means the same thing
like if somebody pulls that deer shit Yeah, like
to me. It's just like You know, it's like, oh,
sure, let me get that for you, dear. It's like
their way of saying, yeah, fuck you. It's like,
oh, you should have got this yourself, dear.
Yeah, I don't like that. No, I'm surprised it's
still number six on the list. Yeah, no kidding.
The next ones make sense. Number seven's gorgeous.
Number eight is darling. Number nine is boo,
which I feel is - Ah, what a boo. Boo is nice.
I like boo. I like boo. That's kind of fun. Very
Halloween -spirited. I feel like that one has
rose the list recently. Number 10 is sunshine,
which - I'm cool with that. I'm okay with that.
I wouldn't utilize it, but there's something
about multi -syllabic nicknames, or pet names,
baby names, whatever you want to call them, that
I'm like, is that really a shortened version
of something? Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't,
I see, that one I don't get. This is like, hey
sunshine, I'd be like, what? That'd be my first
thought, would be like, what? Right why your
child like why why why what's that? Well, you're
trying to give me skin cancer. What are we doing
here? Like I I've been called My partner the
nicknames. I guess I this is a proper time to
bring this up the nicknames I have for my partner
of Babs Okay, girl. Okay and baby or babe. Yeah,
that's what I utilize and I have been called
like Light of my life before if I do like something
kind I'm like making dinner or something like
oh, you're the light of my life Thanks for that
like that's a nice thing to say that's nice and
while light of my life May be somewhat synonymous
with sunshine I've never I've never been called
sunshine You are my sunshine And I hate that
song yeah, I hate that sound somber I want so
positive honestly. I want to take that kid and
just like And then visit Trump's golf course
yeah 18th green yeah, right You've got other
names on here number 11 is honey bun. You've
got princess which I Princess is along the same
line as honey of like I think so okay princess
like it doesn't it feels more of like a Not derogatory
of a slice. Yeah, yeah Think why don't you do
that? Oh, yeah. Okay princess. Okay princess.
Yeah You've got other cute ones on here like
angel lovebug sugar pumpkin precious You've got
number 18, which I'm surprised butch only 6 %
of people use but doll I feel like that's antiquated
too. Are you doing that doll? Yeah If you like
have a cigarette in your mouth and be at like
a 1950s diner. Oh, yeah. You see, doll? Right,
exactly. That's exactly what it is. I feel like
I've been Mad Men, you know, and I got like a
cigarette in my mouth. Be like, yeah, I want
you to fetch me that whiskey there, doll. Right.
And you slap around the ass. Just completely
inappropriate all the way around. Right. Right.
Number 19 is Cupcake. Number 20 is Bunny. Bunny
bunny I did not expect to be a nickname for money
five percent of people use bunny bunny Yeah,
number 21 is kitten which I feel like it's kind
of been ruined by like reddit mods Mm -hmm. It's
like daddy doesn't like that too much brother
Here's why I picked this as my reddit rabbit
hole If I ask you to guess what number 22 and
number 23 are on this list, I don't know if you
could do it. Other pet names, nicknames, baby
names. I'll give it a shot. Yeah. What's number
22 or 23? OK. How about lemon squeezy? Lemon
squeeze or lemon squeezy is a good guess. That's
kind of fun. It's fun, right? If they're in a
sour mood. Oh, you're being such a sour puss,
you little lemon squeezy. That's not correct.
How about my sweet baby rat milk? Rat milk should
be on the should be on there. It should be top
five. Yeah. Oh look at you little rat milk. Cute
today rat milk. Would you believe if number 22
on this list of most used nicknames by couples
is dumpling? Dumpling. Dumpling. How you going
there dumpling like the tasty little doughy thing
in my soup. Yes dumpling 23 is where it gets
pretty great pork chop The 23rd of most used
nickname by couples in 2025 is pork chop So I
guess, I guess you got yourself a chunky lover.
You know, you're just gonna be like, hey Pork
Chop, what's up? If I call my partner Pork Chop,
I think I'm getting stabbed in the night. Oh,
you are. You're definitely getting stabbed in
the night. And you will be the Pork Chop the
next day. People gotta eat. People gotta eat.
Oh, that's funny. Pork Chop. I just thought that
was great. What the hell, Pork Chop? It's like
we get, like, I understand cutesy nicknames.
I use some of them myself. pork chop and dumpling
and Honey and princess are not even on my radar
until right now. Yeah until I read that article.
I'm like, what are we doing boys? Yeah, not a
not a not a fan Wow Okay Try that at a bar. I
think I might. Go ahead. Call the next cute girl
you see. Oh, I will. The next beautiful woman
you see out there. Yeah. Like, hey, what's up,
porkchop? You trying to get in on this? Let's
paint the picture. Let's paint the picture for
people. If you porkchop, I'm a hungry man at
a grill. Yeah. Now that's a bar you can use.
Let me paint this picture. Yeah. So she's going
to come up to me, and she's going to say, are
you Ryan Gosling? To which I will say, Yeah,
that's me pork chop See it just works other people
say Bradley Cooper, but you what I'm looking
at right now pork chop That's it exactly that's
it. I will use it challenge accepted That's what
I found while Going down the red rabbit hole.
I love the rabbit hole. It's amazing before we
take our final break I ate and often Finds what
we missed right so while while we were sleeping
Aidan finds all of these things in pop culture,
whether it could be a book, it could be a movie,
it could be a show, it could be a YouTuber, it
could be so many different things that for whatever
reason we just missed. So, Aidan, what did we
miss this week? Oh my goodness. Well, do I have
good news for you. Oh. I've got my hand on the
steering wheel. I'm taking a right turn. It's
a swerve. Oh. This is something I don't want
people to sleep on that is happening right. Now.
Oh. It's happening right now. Okay. There's a
movie that came out. I watched it with my partner
yesterday called Iron Lung. I showed you this
trailer. Oh, you did. Iron Lung. Two hour, seven
minute movie. It is a horror slash sci -fi slash
isolation horror. Like it's not jump scare horror.
It's isolation horror like claustrophobic type
horror movie. The synopsis is as such. Set in
a post -apocalyptic future where an event known
as the Quiet Rapture caused all known stars and
habitable planets in the universe to disappear,
a convict is sent to search an ocean of blood
discovered on a desolate moon using a small submarine
nicknamed the Iron Lung. and ocean of blood the
only hope left after the quiet rapture in the
rustling halls of crumbling space stations the
last remnants of humanity craft a submarine to
explore the bleeding depths and weld one soul
inside to pilot it but all hope in this void
is as illusionary as the starlight this is not
an expedition it's an execution oh damn that's
the synopsis um The overview is the survivors
of this said apocalypse launched an expedition
to a barren moon with an ocean of blood. It has
a 6 .9 on IMDb but a 90 % on Rotten Tomatoes.
So take that as you will. Bit of a spread there.
But of course this movie just came out yesterday.
We saw it on opening day. I will say this movie
may not be for everyone. It is a bit of a slow
burn. I mean, two -hour, seven -minute runtime.
You're gonna look at the opening as a slow burn,
world -building, kind of understanding the concepts
of what's happening. So if you're expecting to
go into a horror movie and immediately get jump
-scared, it's not for you. That's not what you're
seeing. You're seeing this world build around
you. You're learning the lore. You're learning
the character development. The purpose is why
we're here, why we're doing this. The first 30
minutes are telling you a story. You know, the
latter 60 to 90 minutes. That's where it gets
for real, and it's like, oh, let's fucking go.
So I know the movie's not gonna be for everyone.
I love it. I adore it. I thought it was fantastic.
It's out as we speak. I'm not sure how long the
theatrical release is gonna be because it is
self -published, self -distributed, self -produced,
so... It's technically an indie film. It is an
indie film, quite necessarily, but I think people
should get out there and experience it. If slow
burn, world building, isolation, sci -fi, horror
is your type of vibe, get out there and see it.
I dig that. I love it. I loved it. I thought
it was fantastic. Awesome. Well, Iron Lung. Iron
Lung in theaters now? I mean, I guess keep an
eye for it if it comes out on streaming. If you're
not the theater goer type, that's okay. Keep
an eye for it on streaming in the next couple
months or so. But I recommend seeing it. I loved
it. All right. Well, awesome. It was more of
a review preview. It's like a don't sleep on
this. Yeah, don't sleep on it. I love that. Otherwise,
you might be sleeping. Oh. You wouldn't want
that, because then I'll have to tell you while
you were sleeping this happened and you missed
it. Yeah. You wouldn't want that. Don't be left
out. Don't be left out. Go see it. So get out
of poor shop. Honey. Honey. Go see it, princess.
Go see it. All right. We need a break. We're
going to talk beer and weird news when we get
back. All right, we are back for the homestretch
of the Mark Mo Show. Season five, episode five.
I'm your host, Mark Maloney, along with Aidan
Maloney. And we always finish up our shows with
two things. And the first thing being our beer
review. The official beer review. Damn right.
The one and only official beer review of the
Mark Mo Show. That's it. There are no others.
And you're welcome in advance, lovely listeners.
Really? Who else is doing this right now? Don't
tell us. We're doing this for you. It's a small
price to pay to be the sacrificial lambs of having
to try these for you. I mean, think of how much
this costs on our livers. It really does. One
beer per week? Yeah, I actually don't have a
liver, so it kind of works out. Just passes right
through. It just passes right through. Yeah.
Your buddy's like, cool, send it. It's fine.
It's fine. like most would consider it like the
bouncer at the door. Sure. I don't have a bouncer.
Well, you know what? We spend our money on other
things, like quality. Indeed. Indeed we do. Who
needs a good bouncer when you've got the best
bartender in all the land? I have many good bartenders,
so yeah. I'm blessed. You're knowledgeable about
the subject, is what we're saying. I do have
knowledge into... into all things alcohol. One
might argue big brain. Big brain. Alcohol is
a solution. That it is. Scientific. Scientific.
That's right. Thusly the big brain. Yeah. Right
on. Right on, dude. Right on, dude. Right on,
dude. Right on, dude. All right. Let's get to
trying some of these righteous suds. These bruise,
brother. Let's go. What we are trying today is
something called outlaw. which is an American
light lager by the Trivoli Brewing Company. Ooh,
that's fancy. A microbrewery out of Denver, Colorado.
Ooh, I like that. God bless Colorado. Great people
up there. The best people. They're the best people.
It's good people on both sides. They have beer
and weed. As they describe it... a crisp and
easy drinking domestic light lager that you can
drink any time of day, which I understand as
permission. That's permission. To drink at any
time of day. Yeah. Well, thank you, Trivoli,
for clarifying that. I definitely do appreciate
that. Very nice. It's 10 o 'clock somewhere.
I can't tell you how many times I've looked at
a beer and been like, do I have permission? Right.
I mean, usually it's like, ah, it's after five
o 'clock, but it's 10 a .m. Trivoli says any
time of day. Yep. Thank you, Travolta. Thank
you, Travolta. Not sponsored, but we'll see if
we recommend it. We're ranking this on the untapped
app on our cellular devices on a scale from 0
to 5 on how much we like it. We will give you
tasting notes. It's 4 .2 % ABV, which is typical
for American light loggers. I guess this may
be one of our, not our first, maybe our second
or third. microbrewery lager we've tried on the
official beer review. Yeah, I think so. So we
will be ranking it against everything we've tried,
how our taste buds like it, and we will tell
you what we think of it. The Trevoli Outlaw Light.
Let's go. I failed to open my beer. Oh, no. You'll
have to do it next to the mic. I have to. Oh,
this is going to be... Oh, man. Is that good
for you, baby? I mean, pumpkin or... Darling,
pork chop. Pork chop. Dumpling. Honey. Let's
start using dumpling more. Dumpling. I think
we gotta, yeah, we gotta make dumpling happen.
You can shorten it to dumpy. What's up, dumpy?
What's up, dumpy? How's your day at work, dumpy?
Aw, dumpy. My little dumpy. Regardless, we will
tell you our thoughts is our civic duty. Yes.
We opened the show talking about civic duties,
protests, the first, second, fourth, and fifth
amendments. Now we're talking about the beer
amendment. That's right. That's an important
one. Now what do we think about this outlaw?
I don't know. On a scale from zero to five. We're
gonna try it. Sluncha. Sluncha, here we go. Oh.
Hmm. Interesting. Interesting. But for a different
reason. I don't know your reason, but I think
mine's different. That's fine. As we've mentioned
on the show before, Mark Moe and I share our
love for stouts and porters and Belgians. Where
we diverge is my love for IPAs and his love for
loggers. This... I'll have to go in for another
sip, and I will do, as my due diligence. I'll
give it more sniffs, more sips. First thought,
my first thought is that it's not for me. Oh,
okay. I hope you have something nice to say about
it. I don't ever want to come down on micro breweries.
I love micro breweries, nano breweries, whatever
you call them, craft breweries. God, that first
taste was not for me. I'm going in for more.
Let me know what you think. Okay, honey any difference
there Paul is I was I was to fill the silence
I was gonna have you say what you think yeah
now I It's it's a light beer. It's It's clean
doesn't leave any aftertaste at all of any kind
and it's it's kind of an ideal if kind of those
hot summer days or anything like that where you
just need something that's that's clean and This
definitely is. I don't get anything rank from,
like... There's no dankness. No. I agree. Hmm.
Interesting. Now, while clean, and I do agree
with that, there is the same thing you bring
up with IPAs that happens sometimes. I'm getting
with this lager an aftertaste. Yeah. something
that lingers a little bit it's I would say it's
almost rice focused like some kind of almost
sake or horchata kind of note that kind of lingers
on my palate that I don't necessarily like and
that is a that is this purely subjective point
of taste of like horchata and sake are not my
cup of tea necessarily and I think that's what's
throwing me off is where your Miller lights Coors
lights your uh modellos or coronas don't have
that rice -esque flavor to them where they may
be part of the brewing process i feel like there
i i get that flavor sure and it's it's not for
me there's something about it that's not for
me and i'm not sure what it is besides that Because
I totally understand the the summertime vibe
of this. Oh, yeah coming in after mowing the
lawn or Throwing the baseball around I totally
get it. Like this is perfect. Yeah Except for
one note on my palate. That's just disagreeing
with me. Wow Interesting. I don't I will say
this about beers like this though, and that is
you have to drink them cold Yeah, I think as
these beers start to warm up, I think the dankness
is just natural. The charm fades, maybe? Mm -hmm.
Yep. Yeah, so, and I'm not picking on this beer,
I'm just saying these beers in general. You know,
like if I have a Miller Lite and I'm halfway
through with it and I forget it and I come back
an hour later and I take a sip, I'm like, ugh.
Yeah, like no dice. It goes in the sink. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Whereas a stout... If the stout warms
up a little bit, it's still stout. It's fine.
Yeah, exactly. Completely fine. Because the heavier
beers feel heavier, and that's something that
warm drinks. It's kind of a sensation. I don't
want to say mishap, but almost mix up where heavier
beverages don't taste warmer, but they feel warmer.
Yes, yeah. In a way, that's why I feel stouts
and porters. and dark ales are so popular in
the wintertime, is that they feel warmer. Whereas
this is definitely a summertime drink. I totally
get that. But those drinks don't have the, you
left it out for 15 minutes. Is it sink food or
can you finish it? Correct. I cannot get over
that rice note in there. You can't, huh? I can't.
And granted, those that maybe enjoy horchata
or sake, This might be for you. And take this
with a grain of salt, I'm not a lager guy, but
there's just something in this that I don't get
from others that I... I don't know, this might
be my first semi -negative official beer review.
I don't know. Am I interested to hear yours?
Because this might be up your alley. Yeah, no,
it's fine. I have no problem with it. Like I
said, it's kind of one of those beers. If you
got back in the refrigerator, it's nice and cold,
and you come in on a hot day, one of these is
going to do the trick for you, for sure. Is it
the first beer I'm going to grab if I have other
beers in the fridge? Probably not. But for me,
it was refreshing, and it's light, and it's clean.
So all of those. In consideration. Do I think
if they had this beer in a bottle? that it could
be a little bit different? I do. Sure. I do.
Aluminum and whatever BPA they use to coat the
cans can play a part. Yeah, I think so. I give
it a three. I gave it an even score, too. I gave
it two even. A two. 2 .0, yeah. Okay. I hate
to come down on a microbrewery, but I don't know
what else Trevoli brewing makes. hope it's better
than this in my opinion but this this one's not
for me and you know what that's okay yeah that's
totally okay just because it's not for me doesn't
mean it's not for anyone oh for sure and i believe
this specific beer has not come to indiana i
i saw on uh untapped that it had like 21 just
shy of 21 ,000 reviews. I was like, whoa, okay,
this beer's been around Yeah, but being in the
beer distribution industry as I am This has not
come to our state of Indiana Correct for I think
it's only been around for five or six months
four or five months Maybe so it hasn't been around
for a while. I think we're one of the newer distributors
to have this in Indiana, so Coming out of cover
up like Colorado like God bless it You're doing
good things as a microbrewery to get all the
way out here But I'm sorry this so this is not
for me. Okay, and that's okay. That is definitely
okay All right a three for me at two for maiden
any cool badges on the air the first one I got
Is a promotion for the Chicago beer fest coming
up February 28th at the Field Museum Put that
as cool as shit. It's so cool. The Chicago BeerFest
returns the Field Museum on February 28th, featuring
over 65 breweries, 200 beers, DJ access throughout
the museum after hours. It'll be the boozy hybrid
of your middle school field trip. I love that.
I love that so much. That's fun. And you can
save $5 with the code. So that's pretty cool.
We might have to look into that. That could be
a fun field trip. It'd be a fun field trip, and
then one that we can talk about on the show.
Yeah, a little Mark Mosho field trip. Look, see
what I'm hap... What I mean is... What I'm happening
is... What it is, is that I think... We went
to the Fielderman Museum, and then got him in
some learnings. I didn't do it. What happened
you learning? As a lager. And then a star. And
then a dinosaur. As learning and things. I know
dinosaurs don't like beer. I heard a dinosaur
look like a chicken. It's what it is. It's one
of Nims. That's what it is. It's a Kentucky Fried
Dinosaur. It's okay. God bless. And then I got
a USA's number one beer machine free. Unlock
USA's number one beer machine. Free printer for
untapped users. Your 2026 beer game just got
leveled up. Choose one of the printer's, oh not
printer, pint, pintor? Oh, pintor. Pintor, I
hardly know her. Free pintor for untapped users.
Choose one of pintor's flexible beer plans. Flexible
beer plan, what? What is going on here? Zero
dollars for a Pinter machine, normally 149 bucks.
I feel like we're being advertised, too. The
fuck's a Pinter machine? It's a Pinter. Pinter,
I hardly know her. It looks like you can, well,
it just, it looks like you make your own free
beer. They have these little packets you put
in there. BrewDog, Hazy Jane, Trooper. What?
Claim free pinter. I don't know about that. That
sounds like I don't know. I don't know about
that. Nothing in this world for free, bro. No
No, because soon as it's like for free the first
thing I go is what do they sell? Are you right
exactly? I unlocked a badge What is it for the
can level 10? Oh canning is all the rage. Is
it now? Yeah, and it's it's not hard to see why
it travels well blah blah blah things like that
These 50 check -ins with the serving style of
can try five more for a level 11. Hey, there
you go What are you on like level? I got I got
for the can level 67 Level six seven Somebody
did that to me the other day Someone did that
in the theater we saw iron lung in oh no They
were wearing like a markiplier merch shirt So
I knew like they were there for the fun and they
turned around They were like in like two rows
in front of us and they turned around they were
like haha six seven everyone haha markiplier
Am I right and they No one reacted, they just
sat down in their seat. I love it. I'm like,
oh, brother. Yeah, honestly, I would have just
stared at them. We're not 13 years old. You got
the wrong audience. Nah, they need someone that
we've dubbed over the years as GamerKidTim. Right.
They need the GamerKidTim. That's really cool,
guys. Do that again. I'm up late playing Fortnite,
guys. 6 .11, am I right? Yeah, so funny. 6 .11.
Anyway, outlaw. Check it out if you're interested.
We're losing it. My untapped at home level 11.
There you go. Brewery pioneer level 10. What
is that one? There's beers in them gnar hills.
Is that like the fucking prospector? The prospector
for gold? It's like I kind of stag away again
at a bunch of beer. The most profit you can make
during the gold rush is selling shovels. Yeah,
now that's wisdom. That is wisdom You're sitting
off on your journey through the world of beer
But be sure to take a little time to get to know
each brewery as you go. That's a beer from 50
different breweries Drop five more for level
11. What are you? 7 ,000 maybe And then land
of the free you pledge allegiance and now it's
time to enjoy some beer. Okay Well, don't mind
if I do that's a Seventy different American beers.
It's a lot. It's a lot. But it's a good, you
know what? That's, it's also skewed towards an
American audience. That's very true. Who distributes
the most beer? Oh, the domestic ones. Okay. Oh,
yeah. Makes sense. Oh my God. Well, that was
an, that was a learning experience of an official
beer review. Yeah. Oh, for sure. For certain.
And that brings us to the end of our show, which
is the World of Weird News. And I'm very interested
to hear what you have. Yes, I have a story that
I believe was actually made into a documentary
of sorts. It's a story from 2013. OK. The Poop
Cruise Incident. Oh, Poop Cruise. Poop Cruise.
Poop Cruise. Because I remember, I don't know
if it was last week or the one before, we were
talking about cruises and bucket list items.
And you had mentioned cruises, I think, twice.
It made me remember the story I heard. And I
was like, oh, I remember this like crazy new
story about a cruise that went horribly wrong.
And I found it. The 2013 Poop Cruise incident
of the Carnival Triumph, which is the cruise
boat. This was in the Gulf of Mexico This was
in early February of 2013 mm -hmm on February
10th 2013 530 a .m. Central Standard Time the
ship suffered a fire in the aft engine room though
the fire was automatically extinguished and there
were no injuries to passengers or crew resulted
in a loss of power and propulsion Power, of course,
powering the toilets, as well. Ross Sewage began
to back up into passenger deck areas, creating
a major health hazard. They had eventually asked
passengers to start pooping and peeing into bags
on the crews they paid for. No shot. This caused
the media to dub the event, quote, the poop cruise.
Oh, that is so gross. Carnival Triumph was originally
expected to be towed to the Mexican port of Progressor.
After being carried away by currents, however,
it was expected to dock in Mobile, Alabama, which
is everyone's expected cruise destination. When
you got a boat full of shit. Wow. By February
11th, the next day, her emergency electrical
generators allowed partial restoration of some
shipboard functions. During the night of February
10th, supplies were transferred from a sister
ship, if you will. The Carnival Elation and Carnival
Legend was en route from Tampa and also gave
food and supplies to them. On the afternoon of
February 13th, two days later, they were still
on the water. Two seagoing tugboats were towing
the ship. A third was expected to arrive. Eventually
four tugboats were towing the ship with a fifth
on standby, which did have to step in after a
tow line broke on one of the other ships. Oh
no. Here's where it gets crazy. Initial reports
from investigators indicated the fire was caused
from a leak from the flexible fuel. Oil return
line from the sixth diesel engine allowing fuel
to spill into a hot surface and ignite It was
revealed the cute cruise lines maintenance records
and problems for a potential incident had formed
than a year Before that cruise had taken place
The aforementioned diesel generator was overdue
for maintenance for more than a year before the
cruise There had been a total of nine incidents
of fuel leaks over the previous two years on
that cruise. Two weeks prior to the engine room
fire, Carnival Triumph experienced propulsion
issues that caused it to be five hours late to
a different destination a month before this all
happened. Pardon me, a week before this all happened.
Meaning that this company knew shit was fucked
and they allowed it to happen. And people were
surrounded by their own shit due to it. Oh god.
Dubbing this whole story from 2013 worthy, I
think there's a Netflix documentary or HBO documentary
about the poop cruise. Is there really? That
you can find. Wow. And I heard about it I think
a couple weeks before our cruise related bucket
list things. Yeah. And I was like Oh my god,
there was like a whole poop cruise thing. And
I finally found it and I'm like, oh my god, the
poop cruise incident. I've got it. Oh my god.
So, uh, needless to say, please don't go on a
poop cruise. No, do not. Do not. Ugh. Ugh, it's
so gross. God. Can you imagine raw sewage on
your passenger deck just because these chodes
couldn't repair a diesel engine? Oh my god, that's
so gross. What do you I'll be honest though the
whole little shitting in a bag. Nope. Nope. Yeah,
you know what I'm doing I'm pulling my pants
down. I'm shitting off the side of that boat.
Yep. That's exactly the way it's going down.
Like there were reports that they actually stopped
serving alcohol to guests to like stop them from
over shitting Yeah, that makes it worse. Like
having the beer shits Because if I have to be
around all that shit, I'm sober. I'm drinking.
Right. It's like let me not be here mentally.
Right. I'm on the damn poop cruise. This is a
historical event now. Yep. I'm gonna be like,
look, you better bring me massive pints, like
all the pints that you have, or else I'm dropping
Trow and shitting on your bar. Right. That is
exactly what's gonna happen. The poop cru - and
that's just, that was just like the surface level
what Wikipedia would tell me. Yeah. There's a
lot more. I'm sure there's a lot more. There's
a lot more to the poop cruise. Like people were
losing their minds. The poop cruise. That's unbelievable.
Look into the poop cruise. Please, people. As
long as you're not eating right for sure Mine
is is not as poopy It is from the Philippine
star for the low low price of two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars You can be one of the
first to reserve a room at a luxury Moon Hotel.
What the fuck? GRU Space, a startup founded by
Skyler Chan, hopes to deploy the hotel to the
moon by 2032. Oh my god. It will be built on
Earth. The hotel offers views of the lunar landscape
and Earth, along with surface experiences including
moonwalks, driving, golfing, Moon golf! Come
on! And other activities. You put the hole! The
first hotel, which is expected to last ten years...
will be an inflatable habitat. That sounds terrible.
After that, a more permanent and expanded facility
will be placed. We live during an inflection
point where we can actually become interplanetary
before we die, Chan said. Wow, that's dark. GRU
believes likely customers will include adventures,
couples looking to honeymoon in an exotic locale,
and recent spaceflight participants. Those, of
course, with a quarter mil to just blow for something
to happen in eight years from now. In an inflatable
environment on the moon with no air. This sounds
like Firefest moon edition. Yes, 100%. Right?
Am I crazy for thinking this sounds like a scam?
Nope. This is crazy. You are right on. Wow, that's...
Yikes. Yikes. So... You want your honeymoon on
the moon? Sure, babe. When can we go? Uh, 2033?
Oh. Here's what's amazing, and just the cross
-section of our two stories. We can't get boats
to work. And it causes shit to back up in the
ship. Meanwhile, over in the Philippines, we've
got some crazy CEO -type person going, you know
what? They're gonna put a hotel on the moon.
Let's golf on the moon. What do you think we
get honeymooners to golf on the moon? You know
I will say this much at least if you shit in
space is just kind of yeah, right I can just
imagine like the shareholders like sniffing a
line of coke like Oh, yeah, we're gonna call
from the moon Oh my god, it's gonna send it inflatable
environment on the moon. I'm there invest. Oh
god, that's crazy And as crazy as those stories
were that that is it for us The mark mo show
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reach out to us on socials. And that's all I
got. What do you got? I got not pooping on a
poop cruise. Yeah. It's my daily advice. Yeah.
No, it's good advice. Don't do that. I wake up
to like every day. before I clock into work,
I'm like, oh, this might suck, but I'm not pooping
on a poop cruise. Very true. And you know what?
That's how you have to look at like. Yeah, I
think so. Yeah, don't do that. You're waking
up. Are you pooping on a poop cruise? No, I'm
not. Then you're not doing so bad. Nah, life's
not as bad as it could be. You're not doing so
bad. Life's not as bad as it could be. OK, bye
-bye. God bless.