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Hey there everybody, it is the Mark Mo Show Season

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5 Episode 3 Toxic Masculinity. I'm your host,

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Mark Maloney, and hey, you'll find us on all

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podcast platforms and YouTube. So check us out.

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I'd also like to introduce my co -host and producer,

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Aidan Maloney. How you doing, man? Pretty fantastic.

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Yeah, chilling. A little sleepy today, but...

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Me too. Yeah, good week overall. Caught up with

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some old friend. I was going to say old friends,

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but it was just old friend. Old friend. Caught

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up with some old friend. Some old friend. But

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no, it was fantastic. It was very nice. Kind

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of very introspective conversations occurred.

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And it really hammered home the point that we

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like to hammer home sometimes of like, just get

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off social media. Yeah. It's so bad for you.

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Yeah. I don't want to sound like an old man yelling

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at clouds. Well, you do play chess. This is true.

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I'm a chess boy. But yeah, it's just not a good

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like speaking to a human being is so much nicer

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than. A thousand strangers all yelling at each

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other all the time. Yeah, I feel like and once

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again we do this sometimes We get off the highway.

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Oh, yeah, we will get back on but no But you

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know Aidan starts talking. I'm like, oh, that's

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a good point. We should talk about that No, that's

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you know, there's something to be said for interpersonal

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communication and I find myself, because I'm

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a very social guy. If I'm at home by myself for

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more than 10 minutes, man, I get screwy. I'm

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like, I got to get the F out of here and go be

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with people. And there's just something to be

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said for that interpersonal interaction with,

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hell, even someone maybe that I don't know. But

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maybe I see him wearing a bear's hat or maybe.

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they're wearing like a company they work for

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in town or something like that just that that

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instant connector and it's just like oh hey man

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how you doing whatever and then like 10 -15 minutes

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later we're still talking right there's something

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to be said for that and how much more rewarding

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that is than just sitting here and it's like

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you know comment comment comment comment comment

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reply comment and you know an hour of that and

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you just start going bonkers yeah going nutso

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oh for sure yeah And mind you, we know that it

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is still a necessity for many different reasons,

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one of which being able to say, hey, listen to

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the Mark Mo show. So we understand that it does

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still serve its purpose. You just have to kind

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of, like a drug, just kind of wean yourself off

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of it a little bit. But at any rate, Aidan. Also

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has a YouTube gaming channel called Aiden spelled

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the right way and damn it you better spell it

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the right way It's how you find me. That's how

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you find him He plays PC gaming content kind

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of like GeoGuessr, PolyBridge, Observation Duty

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a lot of different horror games stuff like that

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each and every week So what can we expect this

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week Aiden? Well today I uploaded a video Playing

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a game called the summer of 58. Oh, it's this

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horror game where you're You're like trapped

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in the Soviet camp kind of area Like investigative

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reporter, but then things turn supernatural and

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everything gets crazy very fun very spooky kind

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of game I enjoyed it so that's up today, and

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then next week. I have I have more Geo guesser

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my last Geo guesser episode I'd not to pat myself

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on the own back But I kind of killed it beat

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beat my goal on all three the maps I played so

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maybe it's time to up the difficulty settings

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I think so. Yeah. It's time. Definitely time.

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Maybe not with me, though. Man, I mean, there

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could be like a three legged chicken, you know,

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in front of me in that game and be like, you

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see anything weird? I'd be like, no, it looks

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good. Checks out to me. Checks out to me. Looks

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like an extra chicken wing to me. That's fine.

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And if you enjoy the gaming content, check out

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our, I guess you could say new. Reinvented, you

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probably use a bunch of different words. Our

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new look seemed great content. Yes, our collaborative

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gaming channel, A &M Gaming. So you check that

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out. You can find that on the socials. Used to

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be called something else, but then we went, hey,

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that was something different back in the day.

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A different era. So let's just get out our wands

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and expelliarmus this shit and change it up.

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And we did it. And we did. Yeah. I didn't know

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I'd be quoting Harry Potter today. Yeah, right.

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You know, shit happens. Anyway, yeah, so it is

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basically all the gaming fun from Aiden's Spell

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the Right Way, along with our kind of chaos and

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improv comedy from The Mo Show. So I think it's

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a good combo. That we have we do a lot of games

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that allow us to interact So it's a game where

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like our heads really have to be in it all the

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time Probably not the best idea, right? Because

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then instead of just watching Aidan play the

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game because he can kind of narrate through it

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You have two people just kind of narrating right

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through a game and just trying to do it This

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way we get to interact and I think it's a lot

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more fun. Yeah For sure. So we'll do GeoGuessr.

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We'll do Observation Duty. We did, oh, God, what

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was the quiz? Oh, the BuzzFeed quizzes. BuzzFeed

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quizzes. We had done those in the past. And I

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was like, yeah, I don't know how those are going

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to work with kind of the concept we're trying

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to do. Pure shit. Yeah. We're great. Yep. Yeah,

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it was a lot of fun, too. But anyway, check us

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out. A &M Gaming. You'll find us. Is that actually

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the handle? What's the handle? Yeah, a and M

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gaming and I'm getting there's an ampersand.

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It's not spelt out. It's a and M like the the

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idea was to do like Saturize or do a parody of

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like a and W the root beer Which is kind of the

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design right style, so yeah, that's it's a and

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M gaming got you, okay? Well you hurt the man

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and this Tuesday so by the time this releases

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And you watch it maybe tomorrow. Yeah will be

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the last after hours Now I'm trying to decide

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because I had made a change over a year ago to

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alt rock Celtic pun and However in its original

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iteration after hours was hard rock and metal

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so I'm trying to think Do I just pop on there

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and go old school? Right. Do I keep doing what

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I'm doing or do I just mix that shit up? You

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could. Nothing's here to stop you. Right. You

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know, it would be great for me to like play an

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all -time low song and then have Judas Priest

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slap me in the face in the next song and people

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be like, what is going on? Yep. That's kind of

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what I want. That's awesome. That's the idea

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right there. I think that is the idea. So I think

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that is definitely something that we're going

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to do. But it's wvlp .org is a stream, the tune

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in app on your handheld device. You can kindly

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suggest to Alexa to play after hours. Maybe she'll

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do it. I don't know. Yes. She maybe has the potential.

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We don't even know anymore. It's her world. We

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live in it. With these bots, right? Yeah, no

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doubt. So that is Tuesday night at 9 p .m. Central

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Standard Time, Friday at 8 p .m. Central Standard

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Time. So yeah, that'll be that. So, all right.

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Aiden, I love football. I know you do too. I'm

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dripped in Bronco shit right now. Because that

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game's today, and then the Bears are tomorrow.

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And then Monday night, Indiana plays Miami for

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the national title. There's a lot going on. Yeah.

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There's definitely a lot going on. Heavy sports

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weekend. In the world of football. But, you know,

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to be fair, too, like, I also enjoy boxing and

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MMA and hockey. You know, all that physical shit.

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I just, I love it. However, my love of these

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physical and violent sports doesn't often manifest

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itself. in a way where, like, I'm starting bar

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fights, I'm yelling and shouting at others, I'm

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diving onto plastic tables at a tailgate, like

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I'm not doing any of that stuff. However, a lot

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of people do. Yeah, right. Now, there's a lot

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of ways to look at this, and I immediately thought

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about doing this this week, because last week,

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I was watching the Bears Packers at a local Buffalo

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Wild Wings. Not sponsored. Hopefully. They should

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be. They should be. They should pay us. We show

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them a lot of love. They should sponsor us. At

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any rate, I'm sitting there and I'm watching

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on the bar rail and I'm watching the game and

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I'm sitting alongside this guy Mario and then

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his wife and then Dave and his wife and Zach

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and his girlfriend and then down at the end was

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like Rich and Oh gosh, Jack was down there. Like

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all the regular Bears nuts that have been together

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all season and we're still like part of this

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thing. Right. So it's fun. It's like you see

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the same people all the time. And then the Bears

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are on a roll. It's like, okay, I have to sit

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here and you have to sit there. You got to make

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sure. And Jess has to bartend and Zach definitely

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has to be here first. And like, it's just like

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all that stupid, silly sports stuff, right? Little

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superstitions. But it's kind of fun. Yeah. So

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we're doing that. Now, literally, God. not even

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10 feet, 8 feet for me, is this Packer fan, older

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guy. And he's with this other dude who might

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have been a Bears fan. I don't know. I didn't

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really suss that out. And look, I don't care

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what team you cheer for. Like, we can have some

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fun banter, all that kind of stuff. Trust me,

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in my family and my friend group, I have Packer

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fans and we give each other the business. We

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don't hate each other before or after. Right.

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It's just the game. We give each other the business.

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It's all good. however this guy because of the

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nature of how the Bears play football and often

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play from behind right the Packers are doing

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incredibly well to start out the game he's taking

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a metal tray and slamming it on his table oh

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my yelling yelling to the top of his lungs like

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oh yeah blah blah yeah Bears oh yeah real Packer

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and like just all the stuff right now there's

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a difference between cheering for your team Clapping

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yeah, whoo Okay, cool to doing that. I've done

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security in the past I've worked in the bleachers

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at Wrigley field right and bounce people Although

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it's kind of a funny term because when you throw

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them out, they don't often bounce Anyway, that's

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that's a difference. This is a point. That's

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beside the point But what I'm saying is all the

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years that I've done that and all those experiences

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that I've had I've often realized the difference

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between a fan -sharing and then someone who's

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being belligerent and someone who's instigating.

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Right. I've seen it a million times. And so this

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dude's doing that, eight feet from my right ear.

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Ugh. And he's screaming and he's doing it. My

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ear's ringing. By the second quarter, my ear

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is fricking ringing. And so like I literally

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kind of like if you're at a bar rail sometimes

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you like have your one arm crossed in front of

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you and Like your other arm like bent by the

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elbow and and like your your fist or hand to

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your face kind of yeah I literally had I was

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they had that stance, but I had my my hand to

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my ear right so I didn't have to keep hearing

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him yell and There were times he'd get up from

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the table and like get closer to my ear and I'm

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like So I called my bartender over Jess super

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bartender b -dubs give her money She came up

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to me, you know, it's like hey, how's it going?

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I said Look, I just want to let you know and

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I took my hand like up the side of my head. Yeah,

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I said I'm right here I just want to let you

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yeah where I'm at. I'm right here And she knew

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cuz she heard the same dude. Yep, and I just

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wanted to clue her and I'm like, I'm right here

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now Mario Who's calm? Now look, the 20 -year

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-old me, I would've been in this dude's face

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already. No question about it. I would've been

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in this dude's face. I would've been saying,

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like, I didn't even know him. I would've been

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saying shit about his mother. I wouldn't have

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given a shit. Because 20 -year -old me was that

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Irish Southsider that just had no Fs to give,

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man. And, but now, that I'm more professional.

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Okay, maybe not but I Couldn't convince myself

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of that and maybe I'm just older and beaten down.

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That's probably more accurate I just you know,

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I'm like, I'm calming myself like I'm getting

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amped up, but then I'm like Goosefraba and I'm

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like breathing. I'm trying to calm myself Mario

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sits next to me is the nicest calmest dude super

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nice guy and so I'm talking to Jess and they

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I go to turn to Mario like this guy and I'm like

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Oh, where'd he go? Mario's gone. I turn back

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over my right shoulder, Mario's in his face.

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Yeah. Mario! And I'm like, Jesus, God. So I get

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up from my stool. I'm like, Al Maloney, it's

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your time to shine. Right here. And I literally

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step right in between them. I'm like, Mario,

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dude, not worth it. Yeah. Not worth it, man.

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I'm like, this season's young, baby. I'm like,

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no, come on. And so the one dude that the Packer

00:14:04.490 --> 00:14:07.149
guy was with, he's kind of trying to play Peacemaker,

00:14:07.590 --> 00:14:10.389
doing a super shitty job of it. And I'm just

00:14:10.389 --> 00:14:12.009
like, nah, I got him. I got him. And then he's

00:14:12.009 --> 00:14:14.230
trying to fist bump me. And I'm like, no. And

00:14:14.230 --> 00:14:17.470
it's just like, look, man, I'll get my guy. You

00:14:17.470 --> 00:14:21.230
get your guy. This will be fine. And so I do

00:14:21.230 --> 00:14:24.440
that. But now... Everybody in the barrails clued

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into this guy. Right. All looking down like,

00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:28.799
oh man, who's messing with Maloney? They're all

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looking down. He's sitting against this other

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back wall with like this super long bench seat

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and then these tables and stuff. They're all

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hating on him. I'm like, this is what this guy

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wanted. Yep. It's exactly what this guy wanted.

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And so he's just doing his thing, doing his thing.

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Dave's chomping at him and doing stuff, and then

00:14:47.580 --> 00:14:50.539
this kid's Zach, he's hilarious. So the game

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starts turning. Zach took every opportunity to

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run down that bar rail and get in this dude's

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face like, ah, yeah, suck it Packers, what are

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you doing? Like he was just like we saw the turn

00:15:00.750 --> 00:15:04.129
again like the Bears do we're like, okay I think

00:15:04.129 --> 00:15:06.090
this is gonna end well, but now we're cooking

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and that dude just shut up. Yep. He shut up.

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He didn't have anything to say Interesting how

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that always works. It is and then I just really

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reflected a lot on it because I've seen this

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throughout my lifetime and Here's the funny thing,

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like, I can go to a game. Mostly. There's some

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exceptions. Like Sox games, they're just not

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right. But you go to games and you'll sit by

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fans from other teams and stuff like that. You

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just sit there and you talk with them and you're

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having a good time and all that kind of stuff.

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I think about the Blackhawks game I went to and

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I love the Blackhawks. But I'm also, all my friends

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know, I'm also a Devils fan. So when I shared

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season tickets, For a couple of years before

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they won cups, of course, right? I I wore they

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played the Devils and I got to see Martin Brodeur

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live which That's my guy. And so I was so happy

00:16:01.340 --> 00:16:05.980
to see him. And so I had a Blackhawks hat and

00:16:05.980 --> 00:16:10.659
My Brodeur Devils jersey Loving it next to me

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were some guys from New Jersey And what are they

00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:15.820
doing? They're busting on their own guys. It's

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all Colin White. My god, the guy's a tree. It's

00:16:18.639 --> 00:16:20.460
just like, kind of just sitting there laughing.

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And so like, you know, we're talking about different

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things or whatever. And a couple of the locals

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that were sitting by know me. And so like, it

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wasn't a big deal. But then there were a couple

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that saw that I had a, and they were just relentless.

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I'm like, it's my time for a tour. I'm like,

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what are you, what are you doing? Right, yeah.

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You know, and so I'm like, okay. Overtime game,

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Hawks win. Okay, great, good for you, Hawks.

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And I'm like, ah, bummed. I caught so much shit

00:16:51.220 --> 00:16:55.299
leaving that stadium from minute one. Just like

00:16:55.299 --> 00:16:57.620
people get in my face, get in my face. I'm with

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a friend of mine named Steve. Steve's like, he

00:17:00.220 --> 00:17:02.759
sees it, because he knows me. He's like, oh,

00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:06.180
Maloney, don't do it. Don't do it. He sees him

00:17:06.180 --> 00:17:08.599
getting red, and even these professional dudes

00:17:08.599 --> 00:17:10.740
in suits are just like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like,

00:17:10.819 --> 00:17:15.299
oh. I'm like Johnny Handjob. Don't start with

00:17:15.299 --> 00:17:18.740
me. Don't do it. But I'm not even out the door

00:17:18.740 --> 00:17:21.140
yet. I'm like, that's it. I take my birdie jersey

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off, and I hold it above my head. Mind you, once

00:17:24.380 --> 00:17:27.119
again, this is before the Hawks started winning

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Stanley Cups again. And I'm holding it above

00:17:29.759 --> 00:17:33.309
my head, screaming. Where's your cups, Hawks

00:17:33.309 --> 00:17:37.390
fans? Where's your cups? I count three here.

00:17:37.910 --> 00:17:40.950
Where's your, you know? Like, Hall of Fame goalie.

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Where's your Hall of Fame? I'm like, dude, and

00:17:43.970 --> 00:17:45.890
Steve's like, shut up, please. Please shut up.

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He's slowly fading like Homer Simpson into the

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hedges. Like, I don't know him. And I was just

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like, I've had it. I've had enough. And then

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Hawks fans would be like, blah, blah, blah. And

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I'd say my thing, and they'd be like, whoa. F

00:18:00.099 --> 00:18:03.799
you. That's what you got? F me? Okay, F me. Great.

00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:08.680
Here's my cups. So it's all that kind of stuff,

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and I couldn't help but think, where does this

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come from? Because it's like, look, you cheer,

00:18:14.259 --> 00:18:16.579
you yell, whatever, blah, blah, little business.

00:18:17.059 --> 00:18:19.099
I've done the friendly banter, and it's fine.

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I've done it with Packer fans. It's fine. I mean,

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the Packers played the Vikings in a bar called

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High Tops once. and my friend Mark Mondo is a

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Packers fan. Now mind you, I don't know how strong

00:18:31.700 --> 00:18:34.240
of a Packers fan he is. He's not from frickin'

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Wisconsin. At least when he cheers for the Falcons,

00:18:40.539 --> 00:18:43.319
he lived in ATL for a while, I'll throw him that

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bone. The Packers thing I don't get. I just don't

00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:48.839
get it. But anyway, he's a Packers guy. So we're

00:18:48.839 --> 00:18:50.339
sitting at the bar one time, and they're playing

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the Vikings. Now I'm a Bears fan. I don't give

00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:54.640
a shit what I'm gonna lose. Yay, good for me.

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Well, I decided to have a little fun, because

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of a certain thing that the Vikings do during

00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:03.779
their games. So every time the Vikings did something

00:19:03.779 --> 00:19:07.079
good against the Packers, I literally kind of

00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:11.640
got near his face and went... The little horn

00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:14.500
they do. The little Viking horn thing that they

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blow. And so our friends are kind of laughing

00:19:18.049 --> 00:19:20.890
while I'm doing it and Mono's getting irritated

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then like the Packers do something good He'd

00:19:22.690 --> 00:19:25.329
be like good. He'd like get in my face, but then

00:19:25.329 --> 00:19:26.710
of course in the Vikings did a bunch of good

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things I don't like to well these Packers fans

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sitting along the wall. They don't know us. Yeah,

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and they're getting angry They're so angry and

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they're like ready to jump me and I think it

00:19:40.630 --> 00:19:42.710
was my buddy Brian maybe or whatever like he

00:19:42.710 --> 00:19:45.200
walked over to him. It's like Oh, no, no, they're

00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:47.200
like really good friends. He's just screwing

00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:50.059
with them. And they're like, oh, oh, I'm like,

00:19:50.279 --> 00:19:53.859
God, just, I don't know, a Ritalin pot, something

00:19:53.859 --> 00:19:56.859
like, whoo. Take it down a notch, boys. Take

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it down, man. We're just having fun, you know?

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But I see all of that. And I think, where does

00:20:05.559 --> 00:20:08.220
it come from? Right. It isn't like something

00:20:08.220 --> 00:20:12.970
that we're born with. I don't. Think there's

00:20:12.970 --> 00:20:16.069
things we like or things we cheer for people

00:20:16.069 --> 00:20:18.569
do that for non sports related things, but it's

00:20:18.569 --> 00:20:22.069
like How how does it happen? So I'm thinking

00:20:22.069 --> 00:20:24.289
okay? Obviously it doesn't happen when we're

00:20:24.289 --> 00:20:27.269
born It probably doesn't just sprout up out of

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nowhere late in life although maybe for newbies

00:20:29.710 --> 00:20:33.650
or whatever but Largely, I'm thinking okay. What

00:20:33.650 --> 00:20:36.509
happens in your youth? That is maybe the seed

00:20:36.509 --> 00:20:41.190
that's planted to this sure something. That's

00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:45.660
That's more, I think, toxic. That leads to fights

00:20:45.660 --> 00:20:48.559
and getting in people's face, and not so much

00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:52.759
like good -hearted fandom banter, things like

00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:55.160
that, and it's just like... It's unsportsmanlike

00:20:55.160 --> 00:20:56.880
behavior. Right, your team scored a touchdown,

00:20:57.059 --> 00:21:00.180
you're yelling shit in my ear. Banging pans around

00:21:00.180 --> 00:21:03.000
like a fucking Neanderthal. Right, it does not

00:21:03.000 --> 00:21:07.700
make me... Wanna be like, ha ha, LOL, you're

00:21:07.700 --> 00:21:10.839
so funny. Right. Oh, your team. It doesn't make

00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:13.420
me wanna be like that. It makes me want to get

00:21:13.420 --> 00:21:16.180
up and do dental work on him. Right. That's what

00:21:16.180 --> 00:21:19.000
it makes me want to do. And it took a lot for

00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:21.440
me. I'm most proud of myself, really, that I

00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:23.240
was able to call myself. Even the bar manager

00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:25.559
that day, she came over, her name's Kadra, and

00:21:25.559 --> 00:21:27.279
she was like standing in the corner for a little

00:21:27.279 --> 00:21:31.660
bit. Because one of the servers, by like around

00:21:31.660 --> 00:21:33.869
halftime, she's like, um. I think there was going

00:21:33.869 --> 00:21:37.349
to be a fight in the bar. So she's like, oh.

00:21:37.529 --> 00:21:40.589
So she went and stood there. I was calm. I was

00:21:40.589 --> 00:21:42.970
in it. The funny thing is, this Packer guy didn't

00:21:42.970 --> 00:21:45.450
interact with him once. Didn't look at him. Didn't

00:21:45.450 --> 00:21:48.809
talk to him. Nothing. The whole time. Yeah. So

00:21:48.809 --> 00:21:49.890
Kaidra's there for a little bit, and she's getting

00:21:49.890 --> 00:21:51.390
ready to leave. And she leans in. She's like,

00:21:51.490 --> 00:21:54.210
Mark. And I said, yes. Please don't get in a

00:21:54.210 --> 00:21:58.930
fight. And I said, oh, no, Kaidra. I said, we're

00:21:58.930 --> 00:22:01.650
good. This is like old profession of mine. I

00:22:01.650 --> 00:22:05.900
know. to use my brain right situations deescalate

00:22:05.900 --> 00:22:09.480
and deescalate and if it should happen to escalate

00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:12.420
to do it outside of set us right i understand

00:22:12.420 --> 00:22:15.299
how it works i said we're fine she's like okay

00:22:15.299 --> 00:22:18.180
good she walked away she's just about to make

00:22:18.180 --> 00:22:22.539
sure um Sasik now am I upset yes, but I'm good.

00:22:22.779 --> 00:22:26.799
I'm fine. I'll be okay Yeah, I said my not so

00:22:26.799 --> 00:22:29.960
calm friend anymore right Mario. I'm not so sure

00:22:29.960 --> 00:22:33.839
about him. These are in dropkick this guy At

00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:36.039
any rate, it's like I think it it starts in you

00:22:36.039 --> 00:22:40.079
so You know, there's there's probably plenty

00:22:40.079 --> 00:22:43.980
of good lessons Being taught to our sons like

00:22:43.980 --> 00:22:47.220
out on the field or the court or whatever And

00:22:47.220 --> 00:22:52.500
you could even say the same for girls, too. Because,

00:22:52.519 --> 00:22:55.339
like, when the White Sox play, I see Jess get

00:22:55.339 --> 00:22:59.440
riled up. So I think women maybe process or act

00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:02.920
a little differently than we do, but still similar,

00:23:03.220 --> 00:23:05.440
right? When it comes to fandom, when it comes

00:23:05.440 --> 00:23:10.519
to that. Sure. But at any rate, the learn, focus,

00:23:11.220 --> 00:23:12.779
grit, and the importance of teamwork, all that

00:23:12.779 --> 00:23:15.079
kind of thing, they're also sadly like a lot

00:23:15.079 --> 00:23:20.670
of bad experiences too. So sports informal curriculum

00:23:20.670 --> 00:23:22.950
on masculinity is often like a crash course in

00:23:22.950 --> 00:23:26.029
machismo, right? And it's like puffing that chest

00:23:26.029 --> 00:23:28.210
out and all that kind of stuff and teaching,

00:23:28.210 --> 00:23:32.210
you know, young boys specifically to suppress

00:23:32.210 --> 00:23:36.279
vulnerability. Harseness, aggression, and dominance.

00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:39.180
Winning is everything. Don't cry like a girl.

00:23:39.460 --> 00:23:42.299
I'm doing air quotes by the way. Don't throw

00:23:42.299 --> 00:23:48.079
like a girl. Don't run like a girl. Do any of

00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:51.460
the above and you will pejoratively and maybe

00:23:51.460 --> 00:23:54.920
even violently be called quote unquote gay. Don't

00:23:54.920 --> 00:24:00.420
be gay. And so maybe it starts there in a sense,

00:24:00.420 --> 00:24:06.470
in a way. So obviously, education starts early.

00:24:07.789 --> 00:24:11.210
At the end, there's this person whose first grade

00:24:11.210 --> 00:24:15.450
son's soccer games, the opposing team aggressively

00:24:15.450 --> 00:24:18.730
chanted, we won, over and over and over again.

00:24:19.109 --> 00:24:22.390
They high -fived the opposing team at the end

00:24:22.390 --> 00:24:24.789
of the game, no matter that this league doesn't

00:24:24.789 --> 00:24:28.069
keep score. for this age group, nor that this

00:24:28.069 --> 00:24:30.069
goes against the most basic understanding of

00:24:30.069 --> 00:24:33.990
human decency. Neither their coach nor one single

00:24:33.990 --> 00:24:37.130
one of their parents told them to stop. Right.

00:24:37.950 --> 00:24:42.769
Which is interesting. Now, I'm a balanced guy

00:24:42.769 --> 00:24:45.730
when it comes to this. I think competitiveness

00:24:45.730 --> 00:24:49.490
is healthy. I really, really do think that. You

00:24:49.490 --> 00:24:52.490
can be competitive. And I think it's just as

00:24:52.490 --> 00:24:59.319
important to learn how to win well, but also

00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:02.700
how to lose well. I think there's lessons to

00:25:02.700 --> 00:25:06.299
be taught at a young age that life is about winning

00:25:06.299 --> 00:25:08.640
and losing. You're gonna win things, you're gonna

00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:11.519
lose things. And at a young age, I think it's

00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:14.240
super important to be like, hey, when you win,

00:25:14.859 --> 00:25:17.480
you win with class, be proud of your achievements,

00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:19.819
but also reach out your hand and pick up the

00:25:19.819 --> 00:25:22.980
guy you just beat. That's how you do it. You

00:25:22.980 --> 00:25:24.980
know? Right, because after the game's over, we're

00:25:24.980 --> 00:25:27.519
all humans. We're all humans. We're just people.

00:25:27.619 --> 00:25:30.599
It's a good competitive thing. And in that sense,

00:25:30.660 --> 00:25:32.359
if I'm the guy you just beat down, I'm going

00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:33.980
to shake your hand and be like, hey, man, great

00:25:33.980 --> 00:25:37.299
game. You guys are good. Right. Why can't it

00:25:37.299 --> 00:25:41.160
be that? It should be that. Yeah. And perhaps

00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:44.940
things that happen in sports bars, Buffalo Wild

00:25:44.940 --> 00:25:47.579
Wings, places like that, are a manifestation

00:25:47.579 --> 00:25:49.240
of all these things that happened when we were

00:25:49.240 --> 00:25:52.269
young. Right. and just kind of build up and develop

00:25:52.269 --> 00:25:56.089
over time. At least that's the line I'm drawing

00:25:56.089 --> 00:25:58.890
here, because I was kind of trying to find answers

00:25:58.890 --> 00:26:05.470
to how all of this happens. So we're amid a much

00:26:05.470 --> 00:26:07.890
needed reckoning with, I guess you could say

00:26:07.890 --> 00:26:12.529
this masculinity, and thinking hard about certain

00:26:12.529 --> 00:26:16.160
elements of the gender education boys receive

00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:18.539
that can be harmful to them and others. As part

00:26:18.539 --> 00:26:20.480
of this reckoning, many coaches and parents have

00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:22.779
begun to consider what they are getting right

00:26:22.779 --> 00:26:24.500
with young male athletes and what they're getting

00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:28.420
wrong. Right. So do you think this adult toxic

00:26:28.420 --> 00:26:32.500
fan behavior starts at a young age or are there

00:26:32.500 --> 00:26:36.480
other factors to consider such as substance abuse?

00:26:36.920 --> 00:26:39.500
Does this only happen when people consume mass

00:26:39.500 --> 00:26:45.900
quantities of alcohol? Is it? culture thing where

00:26:45.900 --> 00:26:50.700
sports and fandom is its own culture now you

00:26:50.700 --> 00:26:53.140
know or is it something else so I mean what what

00:26:53.140 --> 00:26:55.460
are your thoughts overall I mean specifically

00:26:55.460 --> 00:26:59.059
when it comes to sports and it comes to children's

00:26:59.059 --> 00:27:02.279
sports kids are sponges man anything you throw

00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:05.960
at them they're gonna observe And it's such a,

00:27:05.960 --> 00:27:08.339
it's a period of life where anything can be an

00:27:08.339 --> 00:27:11.579
influence. So if you have a shitty coach that

00:27:11.579 --> 00:27:15.539
doesn't understand or preach sportsmanship and

00:27:15.539 --> 00:27:17.900
etiquette, they're gonna see that and they're

00:27:17.900 --> 00:27:20.099
not gonna carry that with them on or off the

00:27:20.099 --> 00:27:25.940
field. If they've got shitty parents, then like

00:27:25.940 --> 00:27:28.700
the amount of times where like you'll watch a

00:27:28.700 --> 00:27:30.720
youth baseball game and there's parents screaming

00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:33.140
at this underpaid umpire, the kids are gonna

00:27:33.140 --> 00:27:35.400
hear that. If they're screaming at the Zumpire,

00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:38.259
what are they screaming at at home? Correct.

00:27:38.599 --> 00:27:41.900
You know? Yep. So this, especially an entire

00:27:41.900 --> 00:27:45.500
team lacking, in the story you were telling,

00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:48.660
an entire team lacking that type of sportsmanship

00:27:48.660 --> 00:27:54.460
and etiquette and not being a sore winner, that's

00:27:54.460 --> 00:27:56.400
something those kids are gonna carry with them.

00:27:56.920 --> 00:27:59.039
You know? They will. Between the ages of like

00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:02.829
3 and 10 is when you... when you learn the most,

00:28:02.970 --> 00:28:06.789
you build personality, and if that's what they're

00:28:06.789 --> 00:28:10.069
absorbing, that's just devastating. Correct.

00:28:10.150 --> 00:28:12.930
And then you add in a more recent fact over the

00:28:12.930 --> 00:28:16.490
last couple decades where these kids all have

00:28:16.490 --> 00:28:18.410
phones, they all have TikTok and everything like

00:28:18.410 --> 00:28:21.089
that, and social media is becoming more divisive.

00:28:21.089 --> 00:28:24.849
You've got these really shitty role models that

00:28:24.849 --> 00:28:27.630
are some of the more famous people on social

00:28:27.630 --> 00:28:30.690
media, and these kids are seeing that. Right.

00:28:30.769 --> 00:28:32.670
They're going to adapt that into their own personality

00:28:32.670 --> 00:28:35.190
and their thinking. And that's equally as dangerous.

00:28:36.150 --> 00:28:37.990
Because anything like that could be an influence.

00:28:38.849 --> 00:28:41.950
Oh, for sure. Yeah, there's no doubt. And even

00:28:41.950 --> 00:28:45.849
more recently, like in the news, you look at

00:28:45.849 --> 00:28:48.930
Chicago Bears coach Ben Johnson. And he's all

00:28:48.930 --> 00:28:51.130
pumped up. He's in the locker room. F the Packers.

00:28:51.170 --> 00:28:53.930
F those guys. I hate those f -ing guys. Number

00:28:53.930 --> 00:28:57.180
one. You are the voice of the voiceless, my man.

00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:59.279
I mean, literally every Chicago Bears fan was

00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:04.119
like, yes. Yup. That. And not because like we're

00:29:04.119 --> 00:29:07.140
evil and mean in our hearts and that's like literally

00:29:07.140 --> 00:29:09.019
the Packers have been doing and saying these

00:29:09.019 --> 00:29:13.079
things to us for almost 20 years. Right. So that

00:29:13.079 --> 00:29:17.140
was kind of a response and kind to how Bears

00:29:17.140 --> 00:29:19.980
fans and the Bears have been treated for a long

00:29:19.980 --> 00:29:22.799
time. Right. For a long time. I think Aaron Rodgers

00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:25.039
doing circles around Soldier Field going, I F

00:29:25.039 --> 00:29:27.640
and own you guys. Yeah. OK. What comes around

00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:31.059
goes around. But at the same sense, getting to

00:29:31.059 --> 00:29:35.220
a more evolved sportsmanship like Ben Johnson

00:29:35.220 --> 00:29:38.859
when he went out to shake the hand of the Packers

00:29:38.859 --> 00:29:42.019
coach, who I won't even bother naming because

00:29:42.019 --> 00:29:45.819
he's just he's whatever he's he's he's not a

00:29:45.819 --> 00:29:49.220
good dude. No. And so when Ben Johnson went out

00:29:49.220 --> 00:29:51.839
and literally like slapped his hand for two seconds

00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:54.700
and took off He just did what the other coach

00:29:54.700 --> 00:29:58.059
did to him previously, right? And so not that

00:29:58.059 --> 00:30:00.779
it makes it right, but in my head I'm thinking

00:30:00.779 --> 00:30:03.740
okay How could you have turned that around a

00:30:03.740 --> 00:30:07.400
little differently and in my head? I'm like I'd

00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:10.200
have grabbed his hand and shook his hand and

00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:13.079
I wouldn't have let go Yeah, like I literally

00:30:13.079 --> 00:30:15.059
would have grabbed his hand and shook his hand.

00:30:15.059 --> 00:30:19.910
I'm like, oh my god That thank you so much for

00:30:19.910 --> 00:30:23.309
coming to Chicago. I hope you've enjoyed it like

00:30:23.309 --> 00:30:26.970
I would have done that Yeah Instead of just like

00:30:26.970 --> 00:30:29.710
the slap pan and take off. Although I understand

00:30:29.710 --> 00:30:32.309
why he did that right? It's it's right and once

00:30:32.309 --> 00:30:36.970
again It's that thing where is that something?

00:30:37.809 --> 00:30:42.730
That is also part of this this toxic masculinity

00:30:42.730 --> 00:30:47.799
or this toxic Fandomity or whatever I call it

00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:50.960
You know does that also kind of play into that?

00:30:51.019 --> 00:30:53.279
Because Ben Johnson was once a youth sports guy

00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:56.319
And if he was sure that way and he played high

00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:58.440
school and he played college and he's taught

00:30:58.440 --> 00:31:02.740
that way He's then that's just who he is Or is

00:31:02.740 --> 00:31:06.140
it more macro? Because I see the point you're

00:31:06.140 --> 00:31:10.299
making I I would almost Not that I fully believe

00:31:10.299 --> 00:31:12.299
this but I find it an interesting food for thought

00:31:12.299 --> 00:31:17.509
moment. Is it more macro? with more With so many

00:31:17.509 --> 00:31:20.289
more people becoming more bitter and jaded just

00:31:20.289 --> 00:31:22.809
at the state of the world the state of the country

00:31:22.809 --> 00:31:25.890
The state of the economy and just more people

00:31:25.890 --> 00:31:29.390
are angry more frequently Is that that's true

00:31:29.390 --> 00:31:33.390
to is that? adding bitterness to already tense

00:31:33.390 --> 00:31:37.210
sports rivalries sure that Pumping up fans, and

00:31:37.210 --> 00:31:39.990
they're bringing in this additional negative

00:31:39.990 --> 00:31:42.829
energy from the outside world into the sports

00:31:42.829 --> 00:31:47.660
world Is it a greater macro problem that we're

00:31:47.660 --> 00:31:50.140
just seeing in sports because it's so heavily

00:31:50.140 --> 00:31:53.480
televised? Sure. Yeah, you know that that is

00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:57.319
an excellent point because when you look at things

00:31:57.319 --> 00:31:59.799
nationally and globally like The temperature

00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:01.740
is getting up there, man. It's just, it's hot.

00:32:02.299 --> 00:32:06.059
And everything in business and life and just

00:32:06.059 --> 00:32:09.619
like everything is tense. People are struggling.

00:32:10.220 --> 00:32:13.440
It's frustrating. So people are constantly in

00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:17.720
this, in this state of frustration and concern

00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:20.539
and worry and all these other things. So typically

00:32:20.539 --> 00:32:23.500
where people would be like, Oh, ho hum, it's

00:32:23.500 --> 00:32:26.720
another day. Ah, ah, long stretch in the bed.

00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:29.220
I'm gonna have my tea out on the veranda. Well,

00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:31.539
no, no one's doing that. Right. I mean, hardly

00:32:31.539 --> 00:32:35.599
anyone. People are struggling all over. And so,

00:32:35.599 --> 00:32:39.180
to your point, people's, I guess, if we want

00:32:39.180 --> 00:32:41.259
to call it temperature, is already kind of high.

00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:44.319
People wake up at a six, you know? Yeah, instead

00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.240
of waking up at like a two, where you probably

00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:48.940
should, yeah, people are waking up at a six or

00:32:48.940 --> 00:32:52.119
a seven. Right. Already amped up. And it could

00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:55.640
take the littlest thing to just, ah, you know?

00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:59.740
Yeah. And so that's a really great point. So

00:32:59.740 --> 00:33:03.680
maybe it speaks to culture, I guess. Sure. Just

00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:05.619
this culture environment that we're currently

00:33:05.619 --> 00:33:07.980
living in, where people are just more amped up.

00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:11.119
Right. You know, and did I see things back in

00:33:11.119 --> 00:33:13.740
the day, you know, where people get in bar fights

00:33:13.740 --> 00:33:15.740
or they push and shove or yell at each other

00:33:15.740 --> 00:33:17.980
and they have to leave the bar or whatever? I've

00:33:17.980 --> 00:33:21.579
seen it. Going back well into my 20s, I saw stuff

00:33:21.579 --> 00:33:26.359
like that. But in the same sense, like I used

00:33:26.359 --> 00:33:30.839
to see it, but then 15 minutes later, the Eagles

00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:33.119
fans buying the Washington guy a drink. Right.

00:33:33.500 --> 00:33:36.319
And it's like, it's not that serious. And people

00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:41.079
would be like, ah, man, I don't hate you. And

00:33:41.079 --> 00:33:44.720
then like, I've seen it too many times, you know,

00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:49.220
in this company outing. We played the Cardinals,

00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:51.720
so it's Cubs and the Cardinals. Two teams that

00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:54.579
do not like each other. Right. So we go to the

00:33:54.579 --> 00:33:56.579
bar afterwards. Everybody's like, oh, where's

00:33:56.579 --> 00:33:58.599
Maloney at? Did he go home? Did he leave? Nah,

00:33:58.619 --> 00:34:03.500
it's in a big crowd of Cardinal dudes. And there

00:34:03.500 --> 00:34:05.279
was this one girl there, and she had been giving

00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:07.460
me shit or whatever. So I saw her there. So her

00:34:07.460 --> 00:34:09.960
and I were just making small talk. And then there

00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:11.440
were a couple other guys that she apparently

00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:13.840
came with. I was just chatting with them. There's

00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:15.500
one dude's like, dude, why are you talking to

00:34:15.500 --> 00:34:17.670
the enemy? I'm like... I'm talking to people

00:34:17.670 --> 00:34:21.110
from St. Louis, right? You're talking about I

00:34:21.110 --> 00:34:23.030
said they're actually super nice. So like I don't

00:34:23.030 --> 00:34:25.449
know what you're talking about But yeah, that's

00:34:25.449 --> 00:34:27.670
it man. I'm like, it's just today. It's just

00:34:27.670 --> 00:34:29.730
different You have to be careful, right? Because

00:34:29.730 --> 00:34:31.829
you just don't know you don't know mentally where

00:34:31.829 --> 00:34:35.750
someone's at and if that packer guy You know

00:34:35.750 --> 00:34:37.889
if he walked in there and he's already in an

00:34:37.889 --> 00:34:41.539
eight well There's gonna be a problem right either

00:34:41.539 --> 00:34:43.860
way right you just don't know especially if you

00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:45.460
don't know someone you don't know you don't know

00:34:45.460 --> 00:34:47.519
what they're going through these guys miserable

00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:50.679
maybe he's Divorced and he's got other bad stuff

00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:53.039
happening and and you know maybe he doesn't have

00:34:53.039 --> 00:34:56.079
his wife and who knows it could be a million

00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:58.239
different things But if he's already coming in

00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:00.159
he's already at a certain level for whatever

00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:03.440
reason And there's gonna be a problem right because

00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:05.800
it's gonna be another bears fan equal to that

00:35:06.110 --> 00:35:09.489
That's I mean I live at a six or a seven because

00:35:09.489 --> 00:35:12.710
of things that I have going on and it takes every

00:35:12.710 --> 00:35:15.809
ounce of me to kind of Kind of temper that yeah

00:35:15.809 --> 00:35:20.389
from time to time, but I do it can be done You

00:35:20.389 --> 00:35:22.949
know does it take a walk does it take it just

00:35:22.949 --> 00:35:25.750
breathing does it yeah? It takes kind of all

00:35:25.750 --> 00:35:28.130
that go to a coffee shop listen to some ambient

00:35:28.130 --> 00:35:32.130
music and and just chill the f out right Trying

00:35:32.130 --> 00:35:36.070
to do that on daily basis It's hard and I get

00:35:36.070 --> 00:35:39.710
it. So I really, I just find all of this interesting.

00:35:39.829 --> 00:35:42.650
So there's the whole youth sports aspect of it

00:35:42.650 --> 00:35:45.389
and how parents and their parents have raised

00:35:45.389 --> 00:35:51.050
their kids in the world of sports. And then there's

00:35:51.050 --> 00:35:54.070
just kind of the culture, just the overall culture

00:35:54.070 --> 00:35:58.610
I think that lend a lot to it. And I do want

00:35:58.610 --> 00:36:00.550
to put substance abuse in there to a certain

00:36:00.550 --> 00:36:03.949
respect because if someone's in there and is

00:36:03.949 --> 00:36:06.900
like, They're at a seven, and it's already cranky

00:36:06.900 --> 00:36:09.159
about this, that, or the other, and he's a Packer

00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:12.119
fan, like his team's doing good, and then maybe

00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:14.159
all the good shit he's got in his life right

00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:17.099
now, maybe his life is just miserable, and he's

00:36:17.099 --> 00:36:19.440
got his Packers. And the Packers are kicking

00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:22.280
ass. And all of a sudden, he's just elated, and

00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:25.579
this over, but now you're adding beer, another

00:36:25.579 --> 00:36:29.800
beer, maybe a shot, and a beer, and now, you

00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:33.780
know, he's turning that amp up to 11 now. Right.

00:36:33.980 --> 00:36:37.239
Because the substances he's consuming... You

00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:39.199
remove the filter of social etiquette. Correct.

00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:43.019
Due to inebriation. Yeah. Yeah. So, I think that's

00:36:43.019 --> 00:36:44.639
it. I think it's a combo of all those things.

00:36:44.699 --> 00:36:49.099
Yeah. And this is a very sports -focused look

00:36:49.099 --> 00:36:53.719
at toxic masculinity. There is, of course, coming

00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:57.380
from two dudes as well. So I'm sure there's other

00:36:57.380 --> 00:36:59.019
ways to look at it. You can look at toxic...

00:36:59.210 --> 00:37:01.550
toxic masculinity when we were talking about

00:37:01.550 --> 00:37:05.789
how social media can influence or promote it

00:37:05.789 --> 00:37:09.929
on how prevalent it is in politics and policy

00:37:09.929 --> 00:37:12.090
in general, there's a lot of different ways to

00:37:12.090 --> 00:37:15.469
look at it, but something that's kind of been

00:37:15.469 --> 00:37:17.929
a thing that's been said on the Mark Mo show

00:37:17.929 --> 00:37:20.010
a thousand times, sports explains everything.

00:37:20.050 --> 00:37:23.510
You can put the same principles of what we've

00:37:23.510 --> 00:37:27.190
talked about and apply it to the types of toxic.

00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:29.659
Toxic masculinity that appear in social media

00:37:29.659 --> 00:37:32.360
or politics sure and they would still hold true.

00:37:32.420 --> 00:37:35.380
Mm -hmm Yeah, oh for sure. I think so. Yeah.

00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:38.420
Yeah, no doubt but you know, we'll we'll probably

00:37:38.420 --> 00:37:42.500
take another look at this and When we started

00:37:42.500 --> 00:37:45.440
the mark mo show We said one thing we said, you

00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:47.900
know, we're not we're not gonna get super political

00:37:47.900 --> 00:37:52.099
and then what do we do? We're pretty super yeah,

00:37:52.099 --> 00:37:55.309
but it'll but when washington dc is doing stupid

00:37:55.309 --> 00:37:57.710
shit week after week after week after week it's

00:37:57.710 --> 00:38:00.190
like it's just gold it's comedy gold it's content

00:38:00.190 --> 00:38:02.710
and so how can you not just jump on it so we

00:38:02.710 --> 00:38:05.650
did for more than a season i mean we were really

00:38:05.650 --> 00:38:09.809
into it and then i think midway through last

00:38:09.809 --> 00:38:12.380
season i'm like you know what let's Let's kind

00:38:12.380 --> 00:38:14.519
of mix it up and we've been doing a lot of that

00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:16.300
and I feel pretty good about it Yeah, I think

00:38:16.300 --> 00:38:20.019
our intros over the past four or five six episodes

00:38:20.019 --> 00:38:22.340
and we hope you guys are enjoying it as well

00:38:22.340 --> 00:38:24.800
We're just taking a look at a lot of different

00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:28.239
things that aren't exclusively politically motivated.

00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:32.360
It's just kind of culture and Humankind and things

00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:34.219
that are going on right now and just us taking

00:38:34.219 --> 00:38:37.539
a look at it, right? I agree. Yeah, so we hope

00:38:37.539 --> 00:38:41.309
you're enjoying that and as always Comment in

00:38:41.309 --> 00:38:44.230
the socials You know any anytime you want to

00:38:44.230 --> 00:38:46.030
send us message or whatever you have your thoughts

00:38:46.030 --> 00:38:49.949
on it. We'd love to hear it and Right now we're

00:38:49.949 --> 00:38:52.030
gonna take a quick break and when we come back

00:38:52.030 --> 00:39:03.110
we'll carpe diem All right, we are back and it

00:39:03.110 --> 00:39:06.030
is time for Carpe Diem here on the Mark Mo show

00:39:06.030 --> 00:39:08.469
I'm your host Mark Maloney along with Aidan Maloney

00:39:08.469 --> 00:39:12.789
and Yeah, Carpe Diem send us your DMS and read

00:39:12.789 --> 00:39:15.550
them on the air. Well, I mean we can we could

00:39:15.550 --> 00:39:17.789
read them on the air We definitely have the ability

00:39:17.789 --> 00:39:21.369
to read them on the air Will we is the question

00:39:21.369 --> 00:39:23.909
is the question. That's a question. Will we?

00:39:24.710 --> 00:39:29.849
Hmm interesting way to ensure I think so Such

00:39:29.849 --> 00:39:32.989
a thi - I think there is. I think there is. You

00:39:32.989 --> 00:39:35.630
know, if you were to come up and be like, I have

00:39:35.630 --> 00:39:40.789
a question. And to that I would say, oh? Do tell.

00:39:41.210 --> 00:39:44.010
Do you have an answer? I don't know. I don't

00:39:44.010 --> 00:39:50.110
know. Can I ask my ques - You could, I might

00:39:50.110 --> 00:39:52.550
not listen. Yeah. Only if there's something you

00:39:52.550 --> 00:39:55.190
could do or - Wait, that's really shiny, would

00:39:55.190 --> 00:39:58.889
it? Oh, is that a gold coin? Whoa! Is that a

00:39:58.889 --> 00:40:03.690
gold coin? One troy ounce of pure 999 % gold?

00:40:03.869 --> 00:40:06.630
My friend, tell me your tale. Goodness sake,

00:40:06.769 --> 00:40:08.889
I bet it's the best question I've ever heard.

00:40:08.929 --> 00:40:13.030
I would love to give an in -depth answer to that.

00:40:13.190 --> 00:40:17.269
Thorough. Thorough. Yeah. Yeah, so are you getting

00:40:17.269 --> 00:40:19.690
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink? Are you getting us? It's

00:40:19.690 --> 00:40:25.349
a thought. DM folks. All right, I have four this

00:40:25.349 --> 00:40:28.920
week. And this one starts out with that fat slut

00:40:28.920 --> 00:40:33.760
444 Cool good name. Yeah, we're the same you

00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:39.199
and I Hey mo show Florida Panthers bad black

00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:45.679
Panthers good. That is all fuck ice No lies detected

00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:47.780
it might be one of the better DMS. We've got

00:40:47.780 --> 00:40:53.210
yeah right to the point right succinct By the

00:40:53.210 --> 00:40:55.269
way, then Panthers visit the White House, then

00:40:55.269 --> 00:40:58.030
they lose 9 to 1. Yup. Good. Fuck them. I'm like,

00:40:58.030 --> 00:41:01.210
it's great. That's perfect. Fuck them. And fuck

00:41:01.210 --> 00:41:06.409
ICE. Oh, no doubt. At giggle snort. Whoa. Snort.

00:41:08.269 --> 00:41:11.369
Who are some of your funniest comedians? I swear

00:41:11.369 --> 00:41:14.510
they keep me from crying these days. Ooh, good

00:41:14.510 --> 00:41:18.489
question. Good question. I like, he isn't - Put

00:41:18.489 --> 00:41:21.349
one out in a while, but I like the old Childish

00:41:21.349 --> 00:41:23.809
Gambino comedy specials. I always thought those

00:41:23.809 --> 00:41:26.489
were pretty funny. What a versatile dude. Yeah,

00:41:26.489 --> 00:41:31.429
very versatile guy. I love Bo Burnham, the introspective

00:41:31.429 --> 00:41:34.630
style of comedy. His most recent special, which

00:41:34.630 --> 00:41:37.210
was based around the pandemic, is not necessarily

00:41:37.210 --> 00:41:40.690
your feel -good comedy special. I find it hilarious,

00:41:40.690 --> 00:41:43.010
but it's also like, you're not going to want

00:41:43.010 --> 00:41:44.570
to watch that when you're already feeling too

00:41:44.570 --> 00:41:47.750
down because... Hey, we all felt like garbage

00:41:47.750 --> 00:41:51.429
in 2020 and 2021. Right. And that's that was

00:41:51.429 --> 00:41:54.329
just very real of him to make that whole special.

00:41:54.389 --> 00:41:56.849
But yeah, some of his comedy specials have been

00:41:56.849 --> 00:42:02.329
fantastic. I would say I have trouble with a

00:42:02.329 --> 00:42:06.630
handful of comedians because there's just a percentage

00:42:06.630 --> 00:42:10.789
of them that are problematic. I would say not

00:42:10.789 --> 00:42:13.429
all of them and maybe not even a majority, but.

00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:16.519
a very loud percentage of them are problematic.

00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:19.699
So I usually get most of my comedy from YouTube

00:42:19.699 --> 00:42:23.920
now, where comedy is the goal, but then they're

00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:26.000
also like playing a video game, kind of like

00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:28.739
how we do on A &M. Like we do, sure. So that's

00:42:28.739 --> 00:42:30.820
where I get a lot of comedy from. But yeah, Childish

00:42:30.820 --> 00:42:33.639
Gambino and Bo Burnham, I would say, are some

00:42:33.639 --> 00:42:36.280
of the top tier in my book. Yeah, that's good.

00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:40.980
And it's funny you mention that because I feel

00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:45.639
like my comedy... is more reactive anyway. Sure.

00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:49.860
Which I guess is one of the reasons we do our

00:42:49.860 --> 00:42:52.780
collaborative gaming channel because it allows

00:42:52.780 --> 00:42:57.059
me to do something I'm actually pretty good at,

00:42:57.460 --> 00:42:59.440
which is kind of just like a situation. We'll

00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.980
improv. We'll improv and be able to do that.

00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:06.099
And so yeah, you know, being able to also view

00:43:06.099 --> 00:43:08.860
other channels like that where people can just...

00:43:08.940 --> 00:43:11.139
And drop these little bombs and it's like oh

00:43:11.139 --> 00:43:13.420
my god. That was hilarious right yeah, and I

00:43:13.420 --> 00:43:16.280
really You're not expecting you you're watching

00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:20.360
a comedian You're you're watching with the purpose

00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:23.460
of okay make me laugh right, but if you're watching

00:43:23.460 --> 00:43:26.860
something and Something super funny happens just

00:43:26.860 --> 00:43:29.719
off the cuff Number one that's very talented

00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:32.619
number two. It's just it's funnier. Yeah, I really

00:43:32.619 --> 00:43:36.039
I do enjoy that all that being said Oh, John

00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:38.340
Mulaney. I forgot to mention John Mulaney. Mulaney's

00:43:38.340 --> 00:43:41.079
good. And he's a Chicago guy, and he has Chicago

00:43:41.079 --> 00:43:46.039
humor, so I connect with him on that level. I

00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:50.840
think of Bobby and Santino from Bad Friends,

00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:53.960
and I think those two together, as different

00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:57.400
as they are, they're so funny. And they'll poke

00:43:57.400 --> 00:43:59.280
each other, and they'll do things like that.

00:43:59.739 --> 00:44:01.400
But they're friends, and I know they love each

00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:02.699
other, and they're just doing it for the bit.

00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:06.530
They're doing it for the comedy. Sure. And those

00:44:06.530 --> 00:44:10.409
guys make me pee my pants. Conan O 'Brien is

00:44:10.409 --> 00:44:13.570
one of the most naturally funny human beings,

00:44:13.969 --> 00:44:18.210
I think, ever. Because he doesn't have to write

00:44:18.210 --> 00:44:20.090
bits, although he does, and some of the ones

00:44:20.090 --> 00:44:23.489
with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart just make me cry

00:44:23.489 --> 00:44:27.909
laughing. They're just so funny. But I love him

00:44:27.909 --> 00:44:32.469
as well. I think Nikki Glaser is a magical unicorn

00:44:32.469 --> 00:44:36.789
from another time and place. She is so naturally

00:44:36.789 --> 00:44:40.750
funny. When I grew up, you know, partially in

00:44:40.750 --> 00:44:44.750
the 80s, mostly in the 90s, female comedians

00:44:44.750 --> 00:44:48.090
typically, and once again, this is just kind

00:44:48.090 --> 00:44:51.809
of a broad generalization, weren't quote unquote

00:44:51.809 --> 00:44:54.889
particularly funny. They were kind of funny in

00:44:54.889 --> 00:44:57.650
a different way. And I don't know if that was

00:44:57.650 --> 00:45:02.110
just part of female comedians evolution, perhaps.

00:45:02.869 --> 00:45:05.400
Some were funny. but some like they'd make a

00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:07.159
joke and maybe you'd be in a room of women and

00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:09.639
they'd be like oh lol and then the rest of us

00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:12.599
are like i didn't get that and maybe that has

00:45:12.599 --> 00:45:15.739
something to do with it but as time's gone on

00:45:15.739 --> 00:45:17.639
and you have your amy puller and you have your

00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:20.599
tina faye and you have your it's like these women

00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:24.579
are damn funny dude they are hilarious uh mckinnon

00:45:24.579 --> 00:45:28.340
oh my god that right she cracks me up like i

00:45:28.340 --> 00:45:30.880
don't i don't think i've ever seen like stand

00:45:30.880 --> 00:45:33.909
up for her like advertised But if she did it,

00:45:33.909 --> 00:45:36.230
I'd go. Yeah. I think she's absolutely hilarious.

00:45:37.090 --> 00:45:40.289
So it's just very interesting when, from that

00:45:40.289 --> 00:45:43.110
female perspective, when I look at it, number

00:45:43.110 --> 00:45:45.449
one, you just didn't have a lot of women stand

00:45:45.449 --> 00:45:49.570
up. It's been a male dominated industry for a

00:45:49.570 --> 00:45:52.670
long time. As a lot of entertainment industries

00:45:52.670 --> 00:45:58.210
have been. You know, and Nikki's just the queen.

00:45:58.570 --> 00:46:00.869
She's the queen and the king. I mean, she...

00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:04.480
You know, her stand -up is hilarious, but when

00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:09.500
she does her roasting, I, as I say, I'm older

00:46:09.500 --> 00:46:13.099
than Aiden, and when I was young, and these were

00:46:13.099 --> 00:46:15.679
reruns, I'm not this old, these are reruns like

00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:19.280
stuff my dad used to watch and uncles and whatever.

00:46:20.260 --> 00:46:22.320
But they used to have roasts that I think they

00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:24.280
used to be called the Dean Martin roasts or something,

00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:26.559
and they'd have guys go up there and they'd sit

00:46:26.559 --> 00:46:29.559
there and roast some celebrity. And there was

00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:34.340
a guy named Don Rickles. Now, Don has no filter.

00:46:35.059 --> 00:46:41.500
Yeah. He... color, sex, orienta... He... It was

00:46:41.500 --> 00:46:45.500
all on the table. Right. And he would say whatever.

00:46:46.239 --> 00:46:48.619
And for whatever reason, Don Rickles was the

00:46:48.619 --> 00:46:51.539
only human being allowed to get away with it.

00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:54.860
Because it just all gave us a chance to laugh

00:46:54.860 --> 00:46:59.170
at ourselves. And off the microphone... Don Rickles

00:46:59.170 --> 00:47:02.909
was one of the nicest human beings on the face

00:47:02.909 --> 00:47:05.349
of the planet. This was all a bit, it was all

00:47:05.349 --> 00:47:09.309
a gag. And sometimes that's the combination necessary

00:47:09.309 --> 00:47:13.050
for someone to be getting away with, in air quotes,

00:47:13.170 --> 00:47:16.530
getting away with jokes right on the line of

00:47:16.530 --> 00:47:20.630
being not okay. Oh, yeah. Blue humor, as they

00:47:20.630 --> 00:47:24.650
call it. Right. If people know you are a good

00:47:24.650 --> 00:47:28.449
human being and, you know, you... You're not

00:47:28.449 --> 00:47:31.110
actually racist. You're not actually right sexist

00:47:31.110 --> 00:47:33.170
because he wasn't at all right if people know

00:47:33.170 --> 00:47:36.309
you're a good human being and you You know you

00:47:36.309 --> 00:47:38.530
catch him by surprise towing the line with your

00:47:38.530 --> 00:47:41.269
jokes. I think that's the only way to do it Yes,

00:47:41.510 --> 00:47:43.969
because if people don't know about your character,

00:47:43.969 --> 00:47:46.150
but they hear you say those things It's gonna

00:47:46.150 --> 00:47:49.369
be like whoa wait a minute buddy hold up Yeah,

00:47:49.690 --> 00:47:52.110
but if you're known as like this this beloved

00:47:52.110 --> 00:47:57.059
dude by your peers I mean That's kind of the

00:47:57.059 --> 00:48:00.440
only way to get away with that quote -unquote

00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:02.699
blue humor, as you say. Oh, for sure. For sure.

00:48:03.860 --> 00:48:10.239
I also like Bill Burr. He's funny, dude. Who

00:48:10.239 --> 00:48:12.699
else do I like? Dane Cook. Dane Cook's funny.

00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:16.320
I'm trying to think of a few others I like. You

00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:19.619
could go old school and do like Dave Attell.

00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:23.539
Dave is so freaking funny. Look up some of his

00:48:23.539 --> 00:48:26.780
older stand -up. little dark horse for you some

00:48:26.780 --> 00:48:30.159
of the some of the funniest bits I've seen in

00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:33.420
At least for my like childhood teen years those

00:48:33.420 --> 00:48:37.000
Peyton Manning bits. He's a funny guy. I think

00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:40.460
those were on SNL Correct me if I'm wrong. I

00:48:40.460 --> 00:48:44.059
thought they were SNL been hilarious They're

00:48:44.059 --> 00:48:47.039
really funny really funny as a matter of fact.

00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:49.420
I think it's Monday Night Football where you

00:48:49.420 --> 00:48:53.130
can just watch the regular game or You have ManningCast.

00:48:53.630 --> 00:48:56.269
Yeah. So it's him and Eli on there, and they

00:48:56.269 --> 00:48:58.650
have guests. It's kind of like what we do with

00:48:58.650 --> 00:49:01.289
our gaming, where the football game is being

00:49:01.289 --> 00:49:03.150
played, but they're having conversations and

00:49:03.150 --> 00:49:05.809
they're joking around. It's actually rife. It's

00:49:05.809 --> 00:49:07.210
like you're sitting in their living room watching

00:49:07.210 --> 00:49:09.349
the game with them. Right. And I kind of dig

00:49:09.349 --> 00:49:11.710
that, because those guys are pretty funny. Yeah.

00:49:12.070 --> 00:49:15.010
Watch party -esque. Yeah, for sure. Oh yeah,

00:49:15.090 --> 00:49:19.460
no question about it. Know there's other comedians

00:49:19.460 --> 00:49:21.760
Eddie Murphy. Oh my god, Eddie Murphy is just

00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:26.480
another Super funny guy Richard Pryor. Oh I almost

00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:29.239
got away without mentioning this guy and he is

00:49:29.239 --> 00:49:31.780
probably Like if I were to have him out rush

00:49:31.780 --> 00:49:33.739
more of comedy he'd be on it for sure. He might

00:49:33.739 --> 00:49:36.179
be all four faces So that's George Carlin. Oh,

00:49:36.179 --> 00:49:42.260
yeah Talk about talk about a guy who is funny,

00:49:42.260 --> 00:49:46.659
but he's kind of a comic philosopher is probably

00:49:46.659 --> 00:49:50.949
the best way to classify him. He was so far ahead

00:49:50.949 --> 00:49:53.130
of his time. Because you can listen to his stand

00:49:53.130 --> 00:49:56.030
-up today and you'd be like, yeah, he could do

00:49:56.030 --> 00:49:57.949
that performance today. Yeah, still applicable.

00:49:59.289 --> 00:50:02.250
100%. Carlin was the best. He was so good. So

00:50:02.250 --> 00:50:03.909
yeah, those are mine. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

00:50:04.230 --> 00:50:06.269
Solid list. That was good. That was real good.

00:50:07.799 --> 00:50:10.119
Thank you, Gigglesnort. Thanks, Gigglesnort.

00:50:10.460 --> 00:50:11.920
Which I've been doing, by the way, because I

00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:14.000
think I have a pine cone lodged in my throat.

00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:17.079
So it happens when you stand under a tree with

00:50:17.079 --> 00:50:18.659
your mouth open. I know, I've got stuff to do.

00:50:18.659 --> 00:50:20.719
I keep telling you. I know, I know. We don't

00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:22.159
have good enough health care for you to be doing

00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:24.880
that still. I know, it's just all those pine

00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:28.579
trees. Oh, never mind. God, I love pine trees.

00:50:28.940 --> 00:50:31.659
Love pine trees. I'm such a fat slut for a pine

00:50:31.659 --> 00:50:38.559
tree. Okay, anyway. At the Iceman cometh. The

00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:41.320
Rams are coming to Chicago. Warm -weather dome

00:50:41.320 --> 00:50:44.420
teams do not typically do well in the cold. True.

00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:48.280
The forecast? Dark, frigid, and windy. And it

00:50:48.280 --> 00:50:51.360
is going to last your whole life, Rams. Go Bears.

00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.739
I love it. I love that. That's cold. Ice cold

00:50:55.739 --> 00:50:59.219
commentary. Yeah, go Bears. Go Bears. What a

00:50:59.219 --> 00:51:02.579
season so far. It's great, you know, and even

00:51:02.579 --> 00:51:04.159
if they come up short, and I don't want to, I

00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:05.380
mean, they're still playing, so I don't even

00:51:05.380 --> 00:51:07.820
want to have that mindset, but even if they do,

00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:09.960
what a season. It's just starting, because it's

00:51:09.960 --> 00:51:13.960
a young team. So young team, young coach. And

00:51:13.960 --> 00:51:17.619
to start 0 -2. Yeah. And to come around like

00:51:17.619 --> 00:51:20.300
this. Right. That's right. Yeah. And that second

00:51:20.300 --> 00:51:22.440
loss was that blowout to the Lions, and you're

00:51:22.440 --> 00:51:25.960
just like, oh, no, not again. Yeah. And whatever

00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:29.019
happened is the switch flipped. Yep. I love it.

00:51:29.039 --> 00:51:31.539
They started cooking. They did. Yeah. They did.

00:51:32.019 --> 00:51:36.300
The Iceman was cooking. Last one. Surprise, surprise.

00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:39.639
AtstonerStanley420. Man, I'm going to try to

00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:43.139
get through this. Yeah. Helmo, Momo, and Alan.

00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:46.780
I think he meant Hello. Did he turn off his autocorrect?

00:51:46.780 --> 00:51:48.559
I think he may have Helmo. He never had it on,

00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:53.280
I guess. Helmo, Momo, and Alan. Mo, it happens

00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:58.579
to be when I see Alan in the tree. Why are you

00:51:58.579 --> 00:52:02.639
there, man? Did you happen to tell it to stop?

00:52:03.159 --> 00:52:06.860
Fuck that squirrel. He's had this problem with

00:52:06.860 --> 00:52:08.800
a squirrel for a while. With a squirrel. Didn't

00:52:08.800 --> 00:52:11.800
it steal his glasses or his dime bag or whatever?

00:52:11.820 --> 00:52:13.480
And then we were trying to think maybe it was

00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:15.800
actually a raccoon. Because he couldn't see,

00:52:16.039 --> 00:52:18.079
like, how the raccoons have the little mitts

00:52:18.079 --> 00:52:20.039
to pick things up. Right. Squirrels don't have

00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:23.639
that. No. And I don't think it was me he saw

00:52:23.639 --> 00:52:25.900
in the tree. He thinks it is. You're the one

00:52:25.900 --> 00:52:28.820
under the pine tree. The pinecones. And did you

00:52:28.820 --> 00:52:32.360
happen to tell it to stop? Maybe you thought

00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:34.380
you were chasing the squirrel up a tree. Oh,

00:52:34.380 --> 00:52:36.719
I see. I thought he was mentioning if I'm telling

00:52:36.719 --> 00:52:38.940
the tree to stop. Like, I don't know if I have

00:52:38.940 --> 00:52:43.460
that power, brother. Yeah. Wow. Well, Stoner.

00:52:44.099 --> 00:52:46.639
He seems to be doing better these days. You think?

00:52:46.940 --> 00:52:51.860
No. Not at all. I was lying. Not at all. Not

00:52:51.860 --> 00:52:54.670
at all. Oh, my guy. Well, you know, it's probably

00:52:54.670 --> 00:52:58.909
cold in that van. So imagine being that cold

00:52:58.909 --> 00:53:02.309
in that van. And that high. And being that hazy

00:53:02.309 --> 00:53:04.289
in there. Yeah. Because recently, didn't he say

00:53:04.289 --> 00:53:05.730
how it was like real cloudy or something? Oh,

00:53:05.889 --> 00:53:08.690
that's right. It's cloudy in the van. Yeah. Yeah.

00:53:09.389 --> 00:53:11.489
So you're freezing to death and you're high.

00:53:11.769 --> 00:53:14.150
Man, that's got to be a combo. That's, oh yeah.

00:53:14.329 --> 00:53:17.789
I bet it feels magical. Clearly, he's seeing

00:53:17.789 --> 00:53:20.469
you in a tree chasing a squirrel down. So, he's

00:53:20.469 --> 00:53:23.889
gotta be. Alright, what do you got, Aiden? I

00:53:23.889 --> 00:53:27.949
got a DM here from NippleDude36. Oh, my guy.

00:53:28.750 --> 00:53:31.650
If you could lactate and produce enough milk

00:53:31.650 --> 00:53:38.110
to end world hunger, would you do it? Yes, the

00:53:38.110 --> 00:53:41.349
world can suck on my teeth. That's fine, I will

00:53:41.349 --> 00:53:45.420
provide. Like, how... Okay for a small price

00:53:45.420 --> 00:53:47.920
for a small. Yeah, the small price gotta be a

00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:49.940
surcharge man Those nips are gonna get real sore.

00:53:49.940 --> 00:53:54.360
Yeah, right like how How is it flowing out of

00:53:54.360 --> 00:53:58.360
me if I'm producing enough milk to feed like

00:53:58.360 --> 00:54:02.000
the two billion hungriest hungriest humans sure

00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:06.820
I've got to be spitting gallons per minute, man

00:54:06.820 --> 00:54:10.579
You would be yeah, so am I just constantly like

00:54:10.579 --> 00:54:14.949
hooked up to like Titty pumps or whatever they

00:54:14.949 --> 00:54:17.750
call them Yes, they are actually marketed as

00:54:17.750 --> 00:54:19.429
titty pumps. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's

00:54:19.429 --> 00:54:22.429
what I thought. Yeah Because if that's my life

00:54:22.429 --> 00:54:24.349
I don't know if I want that like if it's one

00:54:24.349 --> 00:54:26.030
of those things where I can like crack it open

00:54:26.030 --> 00:54:28.610
like a fire hydrant for an hour And that's just

00:54:28.610 --> 00:54:31.369
my work for the day. Mm -hmm. You know my good

00:54:31.369 --> 00:54:36.789
deed. Yeah sure Sure, I would But the logistics,

00:54:36.969 --> 00:54:39.869
I mean, nipples are not that large. The flow

00:54:39.869 --> 00:54:43.150
rate. The flow rate. Is what's worrying me. Right.

00:54:43.869 --> 00:54:46.590
On this. Because even if I could solve world

00:54:46.590 --> 00:54:51.530
hunger with my lactation power, does it mean

00:54:51.530 --> 00:54:56.050
I can? You know? It's true. You know, could versus

00:54:56.050 --> 00:55:02.010
can. Right. Because when you think of women who

00:55:02.010 --> 00:55:04.929
fill bottles, for their baby, like the baby's

00:55:04.929 --> 00:55:06.289
not actually at the teat, but they're filling

00:55:06.289 --> 00:55:09.030
bottles or whatever. It takes forever to get

00:55:09.030 --> 00:55:12.750
a bottle. So you're thinking, you know, because

00:55:12.750 --> 00:55:14.210
they hook up the little machine or whatever.

00:55:14.309 --> 00:55:17.309
Yeah. And it's like you're feeding the world.

00:55:18.230 --> 00:55:20.309
It's like one bottle at a time. One bottle at

00:55:20.309 --> 00:55:25.110
a time. Man. Woof. I'd have to be hooked up 24

00:55:25.110 --> 00:55:27.769
-7. I don't know if I could do that. I'll give

00:55:27.769 --> 00:55:31.530
as much milk as I can. I'll help. Nipple dude.

00:55:31.929 --> 00:55:35.690
Nipple dude. God. I got a question here from

00:55:35.690 --> 00:55:39.570
Gumbo Bungo. Gumbo. What is a food that you could

00:55:39.570 --> 00:55:44.630
eat every day and not tire of? Ooh. Pizza comes

00:55:44.630 --> 00:55:47.909
to mind. Immediately. Because pizza's diverse.

00:55:48.329 --> 00:55:50.090
Are you doing a buttered crust? Are you doing

00:55:50.090 --> 00:55:52.570
a stuffed crust? Are you doing a cracker crust?

00:55:53.530 --> 00:55:57.429
Tavern style, deep dish, Detroit. Cornmeal on

00:55:57.429 --> 00:56:00.110
the bottom. That's all potential and then you've

00:56:00.110 --> 00:56:05.289
got your your sauce, you know, is it classic

00:56:05.289 --> 00:56:08.050
red sauce? You throw an alfredo on there getting

00:56:08.050 --> 00:56:10.429
a little crazy with it. Yeah chicken bacon ranch.

00:56:10.690 --> 00:56:13.789
Is it CCC a later mac and cheese pizza? Which

00:56:13.789 --> 00:56:17.170
I freaking love. So killer. It was killer. So

00:56:17.170 --> 00:56:21.030
killer. So pizza, obviously. Yes. Is is my first

00:56:21.030 --> 00:56:24.250
one and then dude, I love Mexican food. It's

00:56:24.250 --> 00:56:26.750
got to be one of my favorite cuisines. Just a

00:56:26.750 --> 00:56:30.320
taco. Yeah, taco or burrito. Yeah. Because there's

00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:31.900
a lot you could do. You could change the fillings

00:56:31.900 --> 00:56:35.139
up. Absolutely. You know, a tortilla is such

00:56:35.139 --> 00:56:39.340
a fantastic vehicle to drive food into my face.

00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:44.019
Mm -hmm. Could you also say then, based on that,

00:56:44.019 --> 00:56:47.780
can you say sandwich? Because it's a bold term.

00:56:47.940 --> 00:56:50.699
It's a broad term. Sandwich is sandwich. Something

00:56:50.699 --> 00:56:53.539
in between two pieces of bread. Hot dog's a sandwich.

00:56:53.980 --> 00:56:58.380
Hot dog, hamburger. Hoagie. hoagie peanut butter

00:56:58.380 --> 00:57:02.880
yeah grilled cheese yeah damn drinks by the way

00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:05.260
you only cocaine or whatever i think i'm such

00:57:05.260 --> 00:57:08.059
a carb guy and i love my bread oh yeah that's

00:57:08.059 --> 00:57:10.000
a killer but i just freaking love bagels and

00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:12.980
cream cheese that's a sandwich oh yes we were

00:57:12.980 --> 00:57:14.659
just talking about that yes we were that's a

00:57:14.659 --> 00:57:18.139
future episode though indeed it is indeed it

00:57:18.139 --> 00:57:21.920
is uh yeah i think you'd have to count it i think

00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:26.480
so But yeah, man, just give me a bread product

00:57:26.480 --> 00:57:30.300
and something in it, on it, in between it. I

00:57:30.300 --> 00:57:31.840
don't think I'd ever get tired of that. Cause

00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:34.659
I honestly, like when you go to the grocery store

00:57:34.659 --> 00:57:37.179
and you see like those loaves of Italian or French

00:57:37.179 --> 00:57:39.320
bread or whatever, sometimes I'll pick one of

00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:41.219
those up and I could just like put it in the

00:57:41.219 --> 00:57:43.519
oven, slice a couple pieces, a little bit of

00:57:43.519 --> 00:57:46.139
butter. Yeah. Good. I'm good. What a good snack.

00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:48.420
It's a magical snack. It is a magical snack.

00:57:48.420 --> 00:57:52.860
It's so simple. It is simple. Inter -sante. Foreshadowing.

00:57:52.900 --> 00:57:57.559
Foreshadowing. It is simple. And so good. Yeah,

00:57:57.559 --> 00:58:01.500
so we have... Sandwich pizza burrito. That's

00:58:01.500 --> 00:58:04.719
it. Yeah. I'm down with that. I guess you could...

00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:07.820
This is just me because I'm not sure if you share

00:58:07.820 --> 00:58:10.880
this adoration of salads, but I love salads.

00:58:11.119 --> 00:58:15.559
Caesar salads, arugula salads, chicken salads.

00:58:16.789 --> 00:58:18.550
There's so much you can do with a salad, too,

00:58:18.630 --> 00:58:20.949
because instead of a carb base, you've got a

00:58:20.949 --> 00:58:23.510
leafy base. Yeah. You can dress it however you

00:58:23.510 --> 00:58:26.030
want. You can put as much stuff in there as you

00:58:26.030 --> 00:58:29.210
want. Yeah. Cob salad. That's good. Yeah. Oh,

00:58:29.210 --> 00:58:31.630
yeah. So I would add salads to that list, too.

00:58:31.989 --> 00:58:34.809
For sure. Yeah, I would agree. Yeah. I do have

00:58:34.809 --> 00:58:38.230
one last DM. Oh, yeah. Let's go. RG. Crippy Gru.

00:58:38.769 --> 00:58:42.409
Crip. Would you rather never have to do dishes

00:58:42.409 --> 00:58:47.349
again? Or never have to do laundry again. Oh

00:58:47.349 --> 00:58:52.349
Wow Now I argue in my opinion Those are probably

00:58:52.349 --> 00:58:54.809
those and mowing the lawn are probably two of

00:58:54.809 --> 00:59:00.449
the most irritating cyclical tedious chores where

00:59:00.449 --> 00:59:03.829
They just they always have to be done. Yeah,

00:59:03.829 --> 00:59:07.050
it's never finished It's not like housework where

00:59:07.050 --> 00:59:09.929
I complete a task and that's just done There's

00:59:09.929 --> 00:59:14.619
always more I despise laundry. As much as I dislike

00:59:14.619 --> 00:59:18.300
doing the dishes, I've gotten in a rhythm with

00:59:18.300 --> 00:59:23.820
it, but laundry sucks. I hate folding. I hate

00:59:23.820 --> 00:59:28.500
sorting. I hate putting it away. It takes me

00:59:28.500 --> 00:59:32.239
off. Get rid of laundry. If laundry could do

00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:35.360
itself, I'd be a happier man. Yeah, I'm down

00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.360
with that, and primarily because I have to go

00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.940
to a laundromat. So it's not as simple as me

00:59:39.940 --> 00:59:42.179
walking to a machine, throwing this stuff in,

00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:44.280
and walking away from it. Right, because not

00:59:44.280 --> 00:59:46.420
everyone's got them in their house? No, I have

00:59:46.420 --> 00:59:49.300
to leave my home. Yeah. So it's actually a leave

00:59:49.300 --> 00:59:52.559
the home chore. And now I got to drive. Then

00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:55.800
it becomes an errand. It's an errand. Yeah, now

00:59:55.800 --> 00:59:57.760
it's an errand. It's not just a chore. It's a

00:59:57.760 --> 01:00:01.260
it's a chore and yeah You're welcome. America's

01:00:01.260 --> 01:00:03.840
kind. Yeah, all right exactly and so like you

01:00:03.840 --> 01:00:06.440
have to go all these machines other people are

01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:11.980
using and It's not cheap, right? So you're sitting

01:00:11.980 --> 01:00:14.900
there and you're doing your laundry and Then

01:00:14.900 --> 01:00:17.179
you're like, okay, it's so much time, but it's

01:00:17.179 --> 01:00:19.139
not enough time where it could be like, oh, I'll

01:00:19.139 --> 01:00:21.809
go sit down have a cup of coffee, because it's

01:00:21.809 --> 01:00:23.730
only like 20 minutes or 22 minutes or however

01:00:23.730 --> 01:00:25.929
long it is. So I was like, well, I really can't

01:00:25.929 --> 01:00:27.670
go and do something else. So now you're just

01:00:27.670 --> 01:00:30.429
waiting. Right. And that's the worst. So do I

01:00:30.429 --> 01:00:32.269
bring my laptop? Do I have my phone? Whatever.

01:00:32.409 --> 01:00:34.809
I do. But it's just such a waste of time. Yeah.

01:00:34.989 --> 01:00:36.989
And so now I'm just sitting there and then it's

01:00:36.989 --> 01:00:39.489
done. And then you get in there and it's like,

01:00:39.570 --> 01:00:43.260
OK, it's done. And how well is it done? I don't

01:00:43.260 --> 01:00:45.340
know, these stupid machines. Right. And now you're

01:00:45.340 --> 01:00:46.500
getting in there, and now you're like, okay,

01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:48.679
now I need to find a basket. And it's like, oh

01:00:48.679 --> 01:00:50.440
my god, that homeless one's just sitting in that

01:00:50.440 --> 01:00:51.780
basket, and now I gotta throw her out of that.

01:00:51.880 --> 01:00:54.699
Right. Go get this basket. Miss, could I borrow

01:00:54.699 --> 01:00:56.920
your bed? Yeah, and she's homeless, I love her,

01:00:56.920 --> 01:00:58.780
but she's gotta get out of the damn basket. So

01:00:58.780 --> 01:01:00.820
I get the basket, and I go over to my machine,

01:01:00.860 --> 01:01:02.739
and I finally dump everything in, and then I

01:01:02.739 --> 01:01:05.420
go over to the dryer, if you can find a dryer

01:01:05.420 --> 01:01:06.820
at the time. Right. And if you can't, then your

01:01:06.820 --> 01:01:08.880
shit just sits in the basket, and you're sitting

01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:11.429
there waiting for one to open. And the nice thing

01:01:11.429 --> 01:01:14.130
is they're so big, it's like, oh, it's just you

01:01:14.130 --> 01:01:16.730
just throw everything in. Yeah. Throw everything

01:01:16.730 --> 01:01:19.610
in. And you're buying it five minutes at a time.

01:01:19.769 --> 01:01:23.250
It's like, dink. Oh, yeah. Dink, dink. I'm like,

01:01:23.349 --> 01:01:25.230
OK, why can't I just put like a number in 30

01:01:25.230 --> 01:01:28.590
minutes? OK. And then that and once again, now

01:01:28.590 --> 01:01:31.210
you're like, OK, can I run next door to the grocery

01:01:31.210 --> 01:01:34.610
store and pick something up? Maybe I could. But

01:01:34.610 --> 01:01:36.690
then I walk around and I see other shit I need.

01:01:36.769 --> 01:01:38.550
Now I'm in there more than they have. My clothes

01:01:38.550 --> 01:01:41.650
are unattended. It's a thing. Yeah. It's a thing.

01:01:41.869 --> 01:01:45.030
Chorins are bad. Chorins. Chorins are bad. That's

01:01:45.030 --> 01:01:46.590
actually, you know, that's going to be in Webster's

01:01:46.590 --> 01:01:48.429
Dictionary. And you heard it here first. It'll

01:01:48.429 --> 01:01:51.070
be the word of the year for 2026. It will, for

01:01:51.070 --> 01:01:52.789
sure. Yeah, I'm down with the laundry thing.

01:01:53.050 --> 01:01:54.849
But I hate dishes, too. I'll be completely honest.

01:01:54.869 --> 01:01:56.429
If I could just throw them away when I use them

01:01:56.429 --> 01:01:58.570
once, I would love it. Yeah. I would just like

01:01:58.570 --> 01:02:01.269
just have a huge pile. Or even just buy paper

01:02:01.269 --> 01:02:03.269
plates and just like compost them with all the

01:02:03.269 --> 01:02:05.630
food scraps after every meal. Yeah. It was more

01:02:05.630 --> 01:02:08.659
financially feasible. I would do the same. Just

01:02:08.659 --> 01:02:11.739
buy these. And there's some... That's the sad

01:02:11.739 --> 01:02:13.719
thing is that there's some things you really

01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:16.199
can't do that with. It's like if you have some

01:02:16.199 --> 01:02:18.280
sloppy pasta dish or something, you can't use

01:02:18.280 --> 01:02:21.099
a paper plate that's... Yeah, that's true. But,

01:02:21.099 --> 01:02:25.840
you know, for a sandwich... Interesting. Or a

01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:28.719
slice of za. Or a slice of za, you can use it.

01:02:29.059 --> 01:02:32.000
I have to change my menu. Yeah, right. I think

01:02:32.000 --> 01:02:35.619
that's the plan. I really do. All right. Well,

01:02:35.619 --> 01:02:37.730
that's it for the DMs. Send them. Send them our

01:02:37.730 --> 01:02:40.389
way. Aidan Maloney, Mark Maloney, Maloney Media.

01:02:43.030 --> 01:02:46.269
A &M? A &M. Yeah, check out that page. That's

01:02:46.269 --> 01:02:49.329
a new fun page. Find all our content there, as

01:02:49.329 --> 01:02:52.630
well as the Mark Mo Show. Your DMs, drop them.

01:02:52.989 --> 01:02:56.510
We will. Well, you know what to do. Yes. Nudge,

01:02:56.510 --> 01:02:59.250
nudge, wink, wink, gold. Right. All right. Now

01:02:59.250 --> 01:03:02.170
we move on to other foods. This is where Aidan

01:03:02.170 --> 01:03:05.380
scours the globe. No, really. He's got a little

01:03:05.380 --> 01:03:07.579
globe. He just sits there and just looks at it.

01:03:07.639 --> 01:03:09.960
Spin it and point. What's their worst food? What's

01:03:09.960 --> 01:03:12.119
their worst food? He will find it. And I mean,

01:03:12.199 --> 01:03:15.880
I'm not just talking about going to McDonald's

01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:18.320
and being like, oh, this was cold. No, no, no.

01:03:18.679 --> 01:03:21.619
This would make that look like a four -course

01:03:21.619 --> 01:03:24.659
French meal and find some really nasty repulsive

01:03:24.659 --> 01:03:27.039
stuff that people enjoy eating, which is crazy.

01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:29.199
Right, right. So what'd you find for us? This

01:03:29.199 --> 01:03:33.710
is something I wanted to do. for our episode

01:03:33.710 --> 01:03:37.909
that we released before Christmas. I forgot because

01:03:37.909 --> 01:03:40.969
I didn't write it down and the idea came back

01:03:40.969 --> 01:03:44.730
to me so better late than never. The grossest

01:03:44.730 --> 01:03:48.369
candy cane flavors. Have you ever seen those

01:03:48.369 --> 01:03:51.630
weird like atypical candy canes that's like,

01:03:51.969 --> 01:03:54.190
oh this one is supposed to taste like apple or

01:03:54.190 --> 01:03:56.670
whatever. It's like, oh that's strange. And then

01:03:56.670 --> 01:03:59.929
they just kept doing weirder things. Sure. So

01:03:59.929 --> 01:04:03.840
I found an article. Slate .com where I recommend

01:04:03.840 --> 01:04:06.019
all you lovely viewers out there go read this

01:04:06.019 --> 01:04:08.119
article because I'm just gonna skim through some

01:04:08.119 --> 01:04:11.119
of the flavors they tried but very in -depth

01:04:11.119 --> 01:04:13.260
and we're not at the world of weird news to yet,

01:04:13.260 --> 01:04:18.800
so Not that not that segment but this writer

01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:22.179
Shanna Roth wrote about trying some of these

01:04:22.179 --> 01:04:26.380
craziest flavors and They found a company called

01:04:26.380 --> 01:04:31.590
Archie McPhee whose slogan is quote We make weird.

01:04:32.710 --> 01:04:34.690
Now, if you're a candy company... Like weird,

01:04:35.070 --> 01:04:37.090
so, okay. Yeah, weird can be good. Here's the

01:04:37.090 --> 01:04:40.070
caveat. These are the candy cane flavors that

01:04:40.070 --> 01:04:44.389
they tried. Oh, no. Caesar salad, candy cane.

01:04:44.409 --> 01:04:51.550
Ah, no. Sour cream and onion, bacon, butter,

01:04:52.329 --> 01:04:58.289
sardine, ketchup, brisket, mac and cheese, and

01:04:58.289 --> 01:05:03.750
hot dog. Oh no. Which blows my mind because I'm

01:05:03.750 --> 01:05:06.389
wondering, if it's a candy, it's sweet, right?

01:05:06.650 --> 01:05:09.010
Sure. Like a candy cane is like 90 -some -odd

01:05:09.010 --> 01:05:12.789
percent sugar. Yes. How do you make a Caesar

01:05:12.789 --> 01:05:15.309
salad taste sweet? How does that work? There's

01:05:15.309 --> 01:05:19.230
no way. Sardines? Are you fucking me, bro? That's

01:05:19.230 --> 01:05:22.250
insane. That's disgusting. And then there's another

01:05:22.250 --> 01:05:25.750
article, this one's on TastingTable .com, where

01:05:25.750 --> 01:05:29.699
this Delia Mooney... Brought up more by the same

01:05:29.699 --> 01:05:31.739
company that this other person didn't try such

01:05:31.739 --> 01:05:35.519
as pickle flavored candy cane Where they even

01:05:35.519 --> 01:05:37.679
have their own little mascot for it. It's this

01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:40.639
little Christmas pickle holding holding his pickle

01:05:40.639 --> 01:05:44.820
candy cane That dude's creepy, and I love very

01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:49.380
creepy. There's a pizza flavored candy cane ham

01:05:49.380 --> 01:05:58.710
Ham de canes oh And then there's gravy flavored

01:05:58.710 --> 01:06:03.230
candy canes and Shiitake mushroom candy cane.

01:06:03.250 --> 01:06:07.610
How the hell? So it's just foul and of course,

01:06:07.610 --> 01:06:09.829
that's my opinion. I haven't tried any of them

01:06:09.829 --> 01:06:12.730
But the thing is it's probably gonna stay that

01:06:12.730 --> 01:06:14.750
way because I have no interest in trying any

01:06:14.750 --> 01:06:18.210
of them But yeah, those those are some of the

01:06:18.210 --> 01:06:22.269
weirdest strangest most disgusting sounding candy

01:06:22.269 --> 01:06:26.630
canes I've I've ever heard of And I think the

01:06:26.630 --> 01:06:28.690
only reason that company stays afloat is maybe

01:06:28.690 --> 01:06:32.670
just a shock value or like just to get articles

01:06:32.670 --> 01:06:35.510
wrote about them, have people try it out of morbid

01:06:35.510 --> 01:06:39.570
curiosity. Yep. Who the fuck wants a ham D cane?

01:06:40.630 --> 01:06:45.030
Oh, well, OK, so that's it. Look, I love ham,

01:06:45.329 --> 01:06:48.329
bone and ham, maybe like ham on rye with some

01:06:48.329 --> 01:06:50.849
cheese like all like it's good. I like that.

01:06:50.969 --> 01:06:54.260
Yeah. But you have a candy cane. What do you

01:06:54.260 --> 01:06:56.320
do with a candy cane you suck on a candy cane,

01:06:56.440 --> 01:06:58.780
right? And you suck on that damn thing for like

01:06:58.780 --> 01:07:01.699
a year, right? Cuz it's like those things just

01:07:01.699 --> 01:07:04.960
last and last and last Who wants to suck on a

01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:10.500
piece of ham? For like an hour. Yeah like this

01:07:10.500 --> 01:07:15.619
90 some odd percent sugar ham flavored treat

01:07:15.619 --> 01:07:19.500
Like I could like I could see Jabba the Hutt

01:07:19.500 --> 01:07:23.619
loving to do that Oh, be lowdy to ham, suck it

01:07:23.619 --> 01:07:26.719
every, oh, come on, dude, no. Could you imagine

01:07:26.719 --> 01:07:30.519
opening and licking and sucking on a sardine

01:07:30.519 --> 01:07:34.000
-flavored candy cane? No. The entire room you're

01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:37.900
in, your body and mouth are all gonna smell like

01:07:37.900 --> 01:07:42.719
sweet fish for years to come. No. Fowl. Sweet

01:07:42.719 --> 01:07:45.860
fish, oh my god, that's gonna be the name of

01:07:45.860 --> 01:07:50.260
my band. Sweet fish? Sweet fish. Ah, love it.

01:07:50.329 --> 01:07:54.349
Oh god, I don't. Okay, wow. Aiden every week

01:07:54.349 --> 01:07:56.929
just amazes me with the other foods, for sure.

01:07:58.349 --> 01:08:02.369
That brings us to the Frozen Guy review. I review

01:08:02.369 --> 01:08:06.070
frozen meals. My first time trying this brand,

01:08:06.889 --> 01:08:10.730
Zatarans, if you've seen that in the frozen section

01:08:10.730 --> 01:08:16.250
near you, is kind of a New Orleans style meals.

01:08:16.909 --> 01:08:20.409
And this was a Blackened Chicken Alfredo. That

01:08:20.409 --> 01:08:24.270
sounds fantastic. It was really good. And once

01:08:24.270 --> 01:08:28.289
again, there's the whole concept of cost, quantity,

01:08:28.449 --> 01:08:30.770
and taste, right? So those are kind of your big

01:08:30.770 --> 01:08:33.649
three that you look at. Because even if something's

01:08:33.649 --> 01:08:37.590
yummy, but you have to get two of them, and their

01:08:37.590 --> 01:08:40.170
price point's kind of high, to me, that lowers

01:08:40.170 --> 01:08:42.710
the grade a little bit. Right. This was kind

01:08:42.710 --> 01:08:46.510
of perfect in terms of quantity. Once again,

01:08:46.649 --> 01:08:48.640
to the point where you're not full. I don't have

01:08:48.640 --> 01:08:51.420
to buy a second one, but if that's what I eat

01:08:51.420 --> 01:08:54.899
for lunch, I'm good. I'm good till dinner. It's

01:08:54.899 --> 01:08:58.600
just the right amount. And the Alfredo sauce

01:08:58.600 --> 01:09:02.100
itself was, it was different. And maybe that

01:09:02.100 --> 01:09:05.739
was the whole New Orleans Cajun thing. Maybe

01:09:05.739 --> 01:09:07.899
the spices in it were just a little different

01:09:07.899 --> 01:09:10.520
or something. I couldn't quite figure it out.

01:09:10.960 --> 01:09:12.779
Didn't make it bad, it just made it different.

01:09:12.880 --> 01:09:15.779
I was like, what is that? Like it's not your

01:09:15.779 --> 01:09:18.979
average Alfredo. But the chicken was really good

01:09:18.979 --> 01:09:22.119
that they put in there as well. So I'm gonna

01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:24.720
I You know, I've had some luck lately. I'm going

01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:28.119
8 .8. 8 .8. Not bad. What was the price point

01:09:28.119 --> 01:09:32.539
you said? The price point for the Zatarans, I

01:09:32.539 --> 01:09:36.140
think it was $3 .59. Oh, that's not bad at all.

01:09:36.359 --> 01:09:37.819
So you're talking about something that actually

01:09:37.819 --> 01:09:40.239
works for a whole meal? Yeah, listen four bones.

01:09:40.720 --> 01:09:42.739
Yeah, that's tough to find. That is tough to

01:09:42.739 --> 01:09:45.180
find. So that was I think that might have been

01:09:45.180 --> 01:09:48.279
a sale price, but even so that was that was kind

01:09:48.279 --> 01:09:50.640
of perfect. Yeah. Santorin is black and chicken.

01:09:50.640 --> 01:09:53.260
Check it out. That's a dub. It's a dub. Another

01:09:53.260 --> 01:09:56.220
good one that I found. And I told the state last

01:09:56.220 --> 01:09:58.960
week, I think I'm going to put a spreadsheet

01:09:58.960 --> 01:10:01.020
together. I want to make sure that I'm not doubling

01:10:01.020 --> 01:10:05.439
up on some of these. Yeah. But like everybody

01:10:05.439 --> 01:10:07.560
here, everybody listening, you've been near frozen

01:10:07.560 --> 01:10:10.340
section. There's a hundred different things to

01:10:10.340 --> 01:10:13.319
try. Oh, yeah. I'm looking forward to doing that.

01:10:13.779 --> 01:10:15.880
Even similar meals from different brands that

01:10:15.880 --> 01:10:18.300
you could compare and contrast. One hundred percent.

01:10:18.579 --> 01:10:20.640
Yeah. That's why we do this. All right. We're

01:10:20.640 --> 01:10:21.939
going to take a quick break when we come back.

01:10:21.979 --> 01:10:27.739
You just made the list. All right. We are back

01:10:27.739 --> 01:10:31.159
to the Mark Mo show. And I'm your host, Mark

01:10:31.159 --> 01:10:33.899
Maloney, along with Aidan Maloney. And this is

01:10:33.899 --> 01:10:37.159
our feature segment. You just made the list.

01:10:37.650 --> 01:10:39.909
And that's our top ten list, ten of two, with

01:10:39.909 --> 01:10:44.090
our big number one reveal. And, yeah, this week

01:10:44.090 --> 01:10:48.949
we decided to do the top ten most beautiful places

01:10:48.949 --> 01:10:52.350
on Earth. Now, we wanted to do it properly, so

01:10:52.350 --> 01:10:55.010
I thought to myself, well, we better follow the

01:10:55.010 --> 01:10:56.949
rules here, don't want to mess anything up. Right,

01:10:56.970 --> 01:11:00.550
right. And I looked in our rule book, and by

01:11:00.550 --> 01:11:02.670
the time I got to page 100, I realized, wow,

01:11:03.329 --> 01:11:05.489
only rules, there's no rules. Oh, thank God,

01:11:05.550 --> 01:11:08.359
it's weird they put it on that page. Yeah, I'll

01:11:08.359 --> 01:11:10.180
read the paper. You just wasted for the book,

01:11:10.180 --> 01:11:12.779
but you know what? I appreciate the art I do

01:11:12.779 --> 01:11:15.979
too. Yeah, I really do not a rule in sight now.

01:11:15.979 --> 01:11:20.199
It's a deep read, too So caught my attention

01:11:20.199 --> 01:11:22.500
this really caught my attention. She's like flipping

01:11:22.500 --> 01:11:29.779
blank pages But at any rate Yeah, so Aiden, why

01:11:29.779 --> 01:11:32.180
don't you start out with yours the most beautiful

01:11:32.180 --> 01:11:35.880
places on earth in my opinion number ten? I went

01:11:35.880 --> 01:11:40.100
with Palm Springs, California. It looks stunning.

01:11:40.380 --> 01:11:43.260
It is. Absolutely gorgeous. Number nine, I went

01:11:43.260 --> 01:11:47.279
with Las Colorades in Mexico. Mexico, rather.

01:11:47.539 --> 01:11:51.560
Mexico. Looks beautiful. It's like all the pink

01:11:51.560 --> 01:11:55.319
salt lakes. Oh, I like that. Very cool. Number

01:11:55.319 --> 01:11:59.180
eight, had to do it. Grand Canyon, USA. Yeah.

01:11:59.659 --> 01:12:01.939
Very, very gorgeous. I believe it's one of the

01:12:01.939 --> 01:12:05.800
natural wonders of the world. Yes. Yeah. It deserves

01:12:05.800 --> 01:12:09.439
it. It is insane to look at you look like you're

01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:11.600
it feels like you're looking at a painting when

01:12:11.600 --> 01:12:14.560
you go there when you do it Yeah, very cool number

01:12:14.560 --> 01:12:20.279
seven Maui, Hawaii, USA very cool Number six

01:12:20.279 --> 01:12:25.319
had to do with two little Machu Picchu I Forgot

01:12:25.319 --> 01:12:28.239
that one beautiful. Well, I haven't been but

01:12:28.239 --> 01:12:33.180
it looks beautiful. Yes number five Kyoto, Japan

01:12:34.209 --> 01:12:37.470
Springtime all the cherry blossoms and that's

01:12:37.470 --> 01:12:41.109
another yeah. Yeah Just looks gorgeous. I would

01:12:41.109 --> 01:12:45.869
love to go someday number four The Great Barrier

01:12:45.869 --> 01:12:48.750
Reef in Australia. Yeah, I would I would love

01:12:48.750 --> 01:12:51.369
to go I'm not much of a snorkeler, but I would

01:12:51.369 --> 01:12:54.510
definitely snorkel just to just to really get

01:12:54.510 --> 01:12:58.489
a good vibe of the beauty of the ocean There

01:12:58.489 --> 01:13:01.569
there are many many great white sharks there,

01:13:01.569 --> 01:13:05.850
so I'll watch you That's okay, and if I see anything

01:13:05.850 --> 01:13:12.810
I'll just be like hey Yeah, I'll pull the Leonardo

01:13:12.810 --> 01:13:20.529
number three the aurora borealis as seen from

01:13:20.529 --> 01:13:27.600
Norway or Iceland Also, I would just love to

01:13:27.600 --> 01:13:29.920
go to those places. Iceland, or Greenland, as

01:13:29.920 --> 01:13:33.460
its own country. Sovereign nation. Yes. Its own

01:13:33.460 --> 01:13:35.619
thing. Greenland. The sovereign nation. Associated

01:13:35.619 --> 01:13:39.500
with Norway proudly. Denmark? Denmark proudly.

01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:43.159
Now they're all the same. It's the same shit.

01:13:43.579 --> 01:13:46.380
It's flagging across, right? Yeah. Sovereign

01:13:46.380 --> 01:13:48.840
countries, by the way. I don't know. Number two,

01:13:48.859 --> 01:13:51.060
I'm gonna save my big number one reveal for later.

01:13:51.500 --> 01:13:54.539
Number two, the Cliffs of Moor in Ireland. My

01:13:54.539 --> 01:13:59.699
guy, yep. Stunning. Yeah. Oh, yeah Like that's

01:13:59.699 --> 01:14:02.920
that would I mean going to Ireland is is it's

01:14:02.920 --> 01:14:05.739
not an option. It's gonna happen. Oh, yeah But

01:14:05.739 --> 01:14:07.560
that's gonna be one of the stops. I'm gonna be

01:14:07.560 --> 01:14:09.579
like, okay They have like show me where to get

01:14:09.579 --> 01:14:12.819
how to get right That's great. And that was your

01:14:12.819 --> 01:14:14.539
number two. That was my number two. Alrighty

01:14:14.539 --> 01:14:16.899
Ten through two. I got some honorable mentions

01:14:16.899 --> 01:14:20.760
here Yellowstone in Montana. That's a good one.

01:14:20.760 --> 01:14:23.279
That's one. We didn't make it up to right. Yeah.

01:14:23.539 --> 01:14:28.310
Yeah The Maldives. Maldives are gorgeous. And

01:14:28.310 --> 01:14:30.869
I added Machu Picchu because I was like, because

01:14:30.869 --> 01:14:32.770
when I started this list, that was the first

01:14:32.770 --> 01:14:34.310
thing that came to my head, was like, oh yeah,

01:14:34.310 --> 01:14:37.890
Machu Picchu. Yeah. And then, gone. Just left.

01:14:38.449 --> 01:14:41.310
Off mic we were talking about how weird memory

01:14:41.310 --> 01:14:44.069
is. Yeah. Like some things you're like, oh great

01:14:44.069 --> 01:14:47.310
idea, and your brain doesn't commit it to memory.

01:14:47.350 --> 01:14:49.909
If you don't write it down, gone forever. Yeah.

01:14:50.229 --> 01:14:52.850
And then a weird fact you heard four years ago,

01:14:52.970 --> 01:14:56.000
it's like, oh yeah, I know that. Right. It's

01:14:56.000 --> 01:14:57.960
like so strange. Exactly. Do you remember that

01:14:57.960 --> 01:15:01.239
one time we were driving in Belvedere, Illinois

01:15:01.239 --> 01:15:04.680
and I saw that deer over by that feed store.

01:15:04.880 --> 01:15:07.119
Ha! That was such a funny thing. Where did I

01:15:07.119 --> 01:15:10.739
put my glasses? Brain is a weird thing, man.

01:15:10.800 --> 01:15:14.979
It is a weird thing. Okay, number ten. The Scottish

01:15:14.979 --> 01:15:18.260
Highlands in Scotland. That's a good pick. Number

01:15:18.260 --> 01:15:23.279
nine. Amalfi Coast in Italy. Beautiful. Bali

01:15:23.279 --> 01:15:25.600
in Indonesia, number eight. Oh, that's a good

01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:28.659
one. That's a good one. Well, a place I've been

01:15:28.659 --> 01:15:32.899
to, Devil's Tower in Wyoming. Oh, yeah. Super

01:15:32.899 --> 01:15:35.020
cool. This is really neat. There's nothing else

01:15:35.020 --> 01:15:37.060
like it. Yeah. You get there and you're just,

01:15:37.479 --> 01:15:39.699
for something that's so simple and basic, you're

01:15:39.699 --> 01:15:41.899
just like, wow, there's really nothing else like

01:15:41.899 --> 01:15:44.420
this anywhere that I'm aware of. This is so cool.

01:15:45.060 --> 01:15:47.560
That's a good one to put on there. Number six,

01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:50.930
Cliffs of Moor in Ireland. Number five. I guess

01:15:50.930 --> 01:15:53.489
this kind of goes to your Japanese when I just

01:15:53.489 --> 01:15:56.430
put Mount Fuji. Oh sure Yeah, pan, which I think

01:15:56.430 --> 01:16:00.189
is super cool number four Emerald Lake in British

01:16:00.189 --> 01:16:04.329
Columbia, Canada Oh Google that the the pictures

01:16:04.329 --> 01:16:07.449
are stunning like I couldn't imagine seeing something

01:16:07.449 --> 01:16:10.869
like that With my own tune right two eyes. I'm

01:16:10.869 --> 01:16:13.319
sure just be fantastic Number three, the Great

01:16:13.319 --> 01:16:15.840
Barrier Reef. Once again, from the boat. Yeah,

01:16:15.840 --> 01:16:18.779
right. From the boat. I ain't, nope, not doing

01:16:18.779 --> 01:16:23.319
that. And then number two, the Grand Teton National

01:16:23.319 --> 01:16:27.840
Park in Wyoming. Wyoming is, I don't know, the

01:16:27.840 --> 01:16:31.479
west, northwest part of this country. Would you

01:16:31.479 --> 01:16:34.100
consider that Great Plains -y? Or is that further

01:16:34.100 --> 01:16:38.159
west than the plains? No, it's further west than

01:16:38.159 --> 01:16:43.840
the, barely. I would put the Dakotas And Nebraska

01:16:43.840 --> 01:16:46.520
and Kansas is the Great Plains. Like, that is

01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:48.420
what I consider Great Plains. Other side of those

01:16:48.420 --> 01:16:50.600
states, I think, is kind of when you get... You

01:16:50.600 --> 01:16:53.739
get in the mountains. Yeah, the rocky mountain.

01:16:53.739 --> 01:16:56.000
Yeah. You know, whatever you want to call it.

01:16:56.140 --> 01:16:59.619
But yeah. And then I have my number one. Okay,

01:16:59.779 --> 01:17:02.699
number one reveal time. All right. You had Maldives

01:17:02.699 --> 01:17:06.079
on yours, as your honor will mention. I put Bora

01:17:06.079 --> 01:17:08.659
Bora in the French Polynesia. That's a good one.

01:17:08.739 --> 01:17:12.180
As my number one. It looks... Beautiful. It looks

01:17:12.180 --> 01:17:15.760
amazing. Like that's like a dream vacation spot.

01:17:15.819 --> 01:17:18.779
If it's cold with blistering winds as we often

01:17:18.779 --> 01:17:21.140
get here in Chicagoland, that's where I picture

01:17:21.140 --> 01:17:24.239
myself being. Yeah. Like just take me here, man.

01:17:24.739 --> 01:17:29.420
And I don't understand how the geography works

01:17:29.420 --> 01:17:33.180
in that specific area, but they have these chains

01:17:33.180 --> 01:17:36.199
of all these villas or these huts that are out

01:17:36.199 --> 01:17:38.920
on the water. Yeah. But the water isn't super

01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:41.079
deep. It's like three, four, five feet deep.

01:17:41.079 --> 01:17:44.340
Right. For like ever. And you're just like, wow,

01:17:44.460 --> 01:17:47.359
that's so, why is it so shallow there? Right.

01:17:48.239 --> 01:17:51.720
That people can wake up in the morning, walk

01:17:51.720 --> 01:17:54.000
five feet to a slide and just right into the

01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:56.840
ocean. Yeah. That's kind of neat to me. It's

01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:59.460
very cool. Yeah. Very cool. I kind of dig that.

01:17:59.800 --> 01:18:04.439
And I'd swim very fast back to my hut. Sea shark.

01:18:05.140 --> 01:18:07.020
Yeah. Although, I don't know if they come in

01:18:07.020 --> 01:18:09.819
there. I've known a couple people that have gone.

01:18:11.619 --> 01:18:13.819
And that was always one of my first questions

01:18:13.819 --> 01:18:15.420
when they're like, I was swimming and snorkeling,

01:18:15.640 --> 01:18:18.300
blah, blah. And they're like, you ever see, like,

01:18:18.380 --> 01:18:21.739
sharks swim under your hut? Right. Like, it'd

01:18:21.739 --> 01:18:23.579
be neat, but kind of creepy at the same time.

01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:27.279
Yeah. Like, no, just fish. He's too shallow for

01:18:27.279 --> 01:18:29.539
the sharks, maybe. Something like that. I don't

01:18:29.539 --> 01:18:33.180
know. It's not their territory, per se. That

01:18:33.180 --> 01:18:35.739
could be. Yeah, if it's not in their food chain,

01:18:35.800 --> 01:18:37.279
why are they coming in? Right. This is a waste

01:18:37.279 --> 01:18:41.319
of your sharkness. Yeah, your sharkly being.

01:18:42.399 --> 01:18:46.380
Indeed. My number one, over the years I guess

01:18:46.380 --> 01:18:49.500
I have grown an affinity for the mountains and

01:18:49.500 --> 01:18:53.359
mountainous regions. Yeah. The Alps. Oh, it's

01:18:53.359 --> 01:18:56.439
a good one. In Switzerland. Yeah. You see pictures

01:18:56.439 --> 01:18:58.520
from Switzerland and the Alps and it just looks

01:18:58.520 --> 01:19:01.630
amazing. So, yeah, that's my number one. That's

01:19:01.630 --> 01:19:05.369
a good one. I can highly appreciate that. That,

01:19:05.609 --> 01:19:08.470
oh, once again, if you have anything that we

01:19:08.470 --> 01:19:10.470
missed or perhaps another beautiful place, hit

01:19:10.470 --> 01:19:14.850
us up in the comments. Now it takes us to down

01:19:14.850 --> 01:19:18.050
the Reddit rabbit hole. And Aidan often goes

01:19:18.050 --> 01:19:19.989
down this hole. Sometimes I'm worried. Sometimes

01:19:19.989 --> 01:19:21.449
I gotta drop a rope down. I'm like, oh my god,

01:19:21.510 --> 01:19:23.470
I don't see anything. What a rope. I know. He's

01:19:23.470 --> 01:19:26.470
going too deep. I know. Isn't that the truth?

01:19:27.180 --> 01:19:29.859
So you went down the Reddit rabbit hole, what'd

01:19:29.859 --> 01:19:33.300
you find? Well, a couple weeks back on one of

01:19:33.300 --> 01:19:37.199
our earlier episodes this season, I found this

01:19:37.199 --> 01:19:41.500
neat article on the most strangely named body

01:19:41.500 --> 01:19:47.460
parts. And I found another one of the most unusual

01:19:47.460 --> 01:19:51.460
English words. Which I thought was kind of a

01:19:51.460 --> 01:19:54.199
cool continuation of that idea. I like it. So

01:19:54.199 --> 01:19:59.109
I'll just read a handful of them. A bumfuzzle

01:19:59.109 --> 01:20:04.390
means to confuse or fluster. Bumfuzzle. I've

01:20:04.390 --> 01:20:09.770
become bumfuzzle. Indeed. Bumfuzzle. Cacophony,

01:20:10.170 --> 01:20:12.989
a harsh, discordant mix of sounds. I believe

01:20:12.989 --> 01:20:14.770
we're all at least mostly familiar. I always

01:20:14.770 --> 01:20:16.930
thought that was a weird word. Cacophony. It's

01:20:16.930 --> 01:20:19.890
spelled strangely too. Yeah, it is. Cacophony.

01:20:21.130 --> 01:20:24.329
Caddywampus. which I've heard a handful of times,

01:20:24.550 --> 01:20:27.069
which just means crooked or askew or atypical.

01:20:27.670 --> 01:20:30.529
Right. But I like cattywumpus. I do too. It's

01:20:30.529 --> 01:20:32.630
a great word. And if you hear someone use it,

01:20:32.649 --> 01:20:34.210
immediately I'm like, what did you just say?

01:20:34.310 --> 01:20:36.909
Yeah, right. Like it has the right amount of

01:20:36.909 --> 01:20:40.750
syllables to stand out. Yeah. You know, cattywumpus.

01:20:40.869 --> 01:20:42.829
Like you hear people use a word like that, and

01:20:42.829 --> 01:20:46.369
immediately you catch your attention. And you're

01:20:46.369 --> 01:20:47.909
like, what did you say? And then you're like,

01:20:48.189 --> 01:20:50.050
I don't think you used that right. Yeah, right.

01:20:52.469 --> 01:20:56.409
Doodle sack, which is an antiquated word for

01:20:56.409 --> 01:21:01.149
a bagpipe. Oh, my head was somewhere else. Because

01:21:01.149 --> 01:21:03.130
I'm like, man, I can't tell how many times I've

01:21:03.130 --> 01:21:09.329
sat on my doodle sack. Just pain. Gardiloo, which

01:21:09.329 --> 01:21:12.630
is a historical warning shouted before tossing

01:21:12.630 --> 01:21:17.369
waste. That's so specific. Gardiloo! And then,

01:21:17.369 --> 01:21:19.829
like, you throw your pot out the window or whatever.

01:21:20.569 --> 01:21:24.149
I like that. That's foul. I do not envy the days

01:21:24.149 --> 01:21:27.670
before modern plumbing. Oh, I know, right? Uh,

01:21:27.670 --> 01:21:31.489
hullabaloo? A noisy fuss or a commotion? I like

01:21:31.489 --> 01:21:34.890
using hullabaloo. Mm, causing a hullabaloo. Mm.

01:21:35.350 --> 01:21:41.289
Yes. A mumpsimus? Wh -what? Mumpsimus! A person

01:21:41.289 --> 01:21:47.649
who insists on making a known error. I actually

01:21:47.649 --> 01:21:50.010
kind of respect that. I love that. It's specific

01:21:50.010 --> 01:21:53.489
enough that, like, you can say Mumpsimus and

01:21:53.489 --> 01:21:57.409
someone you know will come to mind. Yeah, like

01:21:57.409 --> 01:22:01.449
anyone's cat. Yeah. Mumpsimus. That's a good

01:22:01.449 --> 01:22:03.770
name for a cat. Yeah, knocking that off that

01:22:03.770 --> 01:22:06.270
shelf's gonna be bad. Shouldn't do it. Smack.

01:22:07.229 --> 01:22:11.449
Mumpsimus. Could almost be used as like an expletive.

01:22:11.909 --> 01:22:17.439
Yeah, right? You know? A choir? Hmm. Q -U -I

01:22:17.439 --> 01:22:21.739
-R -E. Okay. Specifically, 24 sheets of paper.

01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:24.880
That is so specific. Very, like I've heard of

01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:28.359
a ream of paper. Right. Which I think is 500

01:22:28.359 --> 01:22:31.420
sheets, I believe. So basically go into a staples

01:22:31.420 --> 01:22:34.100
and be like, uh, yes, I'd like a quire of paper,

01:22:34.239 --> 01:22:37.680
please. One quire of paper, please. What? Sir,

01:22:37.720 --> 01:22:40.260
this is a Wendy's. Oh, I must have got lost.

01:22:42.039 --> 01:22:46.800
So sorry. Quite. Y 'all have the double. Titty

01:22:46.800 --> 01:22:51.020
nope. Titty spelled titty, nope spelled nope,

01:22:51.239 --> 01:22:54.060
but one word, titty nope. A small portion of

01:22:54.060 --> 01:22:58.420
food or drink that was left over. No way. Yeah,

01:22:58.619 --> 01:23:00.319
like I've heard it called like a morsel, like,

01:23:00.319 --> 01:23:02.520
oh, you know, a couple morsels left on the plate

01:23:02.520 --> 01:23:05.460
or whatever, but yeah, titty nope. Man, I thought

01:23:05.460 --> 01:23:07.460
that was something different altogether. Yeah.

01:23:07.739 --> 01:23:10.140
Making out with a girl and it's just like you're

01:23:10.140 --> 01:23:12.199
making your move that titty nope titty. Nope.

01:23:12.279 --> 01:23:19.260
No, okay heard heard heard zerts spelled like

01:23:19.260 --> 01:23:25.720
this X er tz zerts hmm to gulp something down

01:23:25.720 --> 01:23:32.300
greedily. Oh Okay, he's such a zerts look at

01:23:32.300 --> 01:23:38.239
how he slurps that down Zarf zarf a holder for

01:23:38.239 --> 01:23:42.039
a hot coffee cup. I always thought they were

01:23:42.039 --> 01:23:44.520
like koozie adjacent, like the little ring that

01:23:44.520 --> 01:23:46.840
goes around the cup. That was just about to ask.

01:23:46.880 --> 01:23:50.359
Yeah. So it's not the actual physical, like in

01:23:50.359 --> 01:23:52.699
your car, the thing you can put your... Not like

01:23:52.699 --> 01:23:55.579
a cup holder. Right. It's that little sleeve

01:23:55.579 --> 01:23:59.420
thing. The warm koozie. Yeah. A zarf. A zarf.

01:23:59.939 --> 01:24:02.340
And then I don't know if I want to pronounce

01:24:02.340 --> 01:24:05.189
this right, but this is the last one. Actually,

01:24:05.310 --> 01:24:07.329
no, I'll bring up two more. They're both Z words,

01:24:07.350 --> 01:24:14.949
which I find fun. Zuzwang, Z -U -G -Z -W -A -N

01:24:14.949 --> 01:24:20.329
-G, which is a term I'm familiar with. That's

01:24:20.329 --> 01:24:22.489
like a Scandinavian hockey player name right

01:24:22.489 --> 01:24:26.750
there. Yeah, Zuzwang. A chess position where

01:24:26.750 --> 01:24:30.510
any move worsens your current position. That's

01:24:30.510 --> 01:24:32.930
me playing period. Yeah. Yeah, it's essentially

01:24:32.930 --> 01:24:36.130
like while you're so bad at chess You got the

01:24:36.130 --> 01:24:40.970
Zuggs Wang. Yeah, and then this final one Zenz

01:24:40.970 --> 01:24:46.289
is Zenz zenzic. What? Let me spell it for you.

01:24:46.430 --> 01:24:47.810
Please. So everyone out there can look it up

01:24:47.810 --> 01:24:53.350
themselves Z -E -N Z -I -Z E -N -Z -I -Z E -N

01:24:53.350 --> 01:24:56.020
-Z -I -C A number raised - You can't even play

01:24:56.020 --> 01:24:58.119
that one in Scrabble. Yeah, right. None of these.

01:24:58.979 --> 01:25:02.159
It's an obsolete math term, thank God. A number

01:25:02.159 --> 01:25:04.979
raised to the eighth power. And there's a word

01:25:04.979 --> 01:25:06.659
for it. It's like you've got squared and you've

01:25:06.659 --> 01:25:10.380
got cubed. And then, like, they didn't have anything

01:25:10.380 --> 01:25:13.800
for the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh power.

01:25:14.500 --> 01:25:17.359
And then the eighth power is zenz, ziz, zenz,

01:25:17.560 --> 01:25:24.229
zenz, zenzic. That's uh, I don't like that. Very

01:25:24.229 --> 01:25:28.069
unique. Indeed. Well, that was awesome. Thank

01:25:28.069 --> 01:25:31.970
you for going down that hole. Definitely some

01:25:31.970 --> 01:25:35.010
fun words there for sure. Add them to your vocab

01:25:35.010 --> 01:25:37.189
out there, folks. Oh, yeah, definitely do that,

01:25:37.189 --> 01:25:43.350
please. Say cattywampus more. Mm -hmm. Well,

01:25:43.369 --> 01:25:46.010
that takes us to our next segment, While You

01:25:46.010 --> 01:25:48.340
Were Sleeping. Well, what happened while we were

01:25:48.340 --> 01:25:51.000
sleeping? Well, Aiden finds out. It's usually

01:25:51.000 --> 01:25:56.100
a book, a movie, a show, anything that may have

01:25:56.100 --> 01:25:59.079
just kind of slid under our radar. Wayne's gonna

01:25:59.079 --> 01:26:01.119
find it. He's gonna tell each and every one of

01:26:01.119 --> 01:26:03.479
you about it each and every week. So what did

01:26:03.479 --> 01:26:05.699
you find, Aiden? I found something interesting

01:26:05.699 --> 01:26:08.699
today. It's gonna be a little meta following

01:26:08.699 --> 01:26:11.380
the Reddit rabbit hole. Today I wanted to bring

01:26:11.380 --> 01:26:17.029
up a subreddit that I find very... neat and educational

01:26:17.029 --> 01:26:22.050
and easy to understand it's called r slash explain

01:26:22.050 --> 01:26:28.069
like i'm five and it's as their description goes

01:26:28.069 --> 01:26:30.869
explain like i'm five is the best forum and archive

01:26:30.869 --> 01:26:34.270
on the internet for quote layperson friendly

01:26:34.270 --> 01:26:39.850
explanations okay which i find a a kind way of

01:26:39.850 --> 01:26:44.579
putting it but all in all it's I think a fantastic

01:26:44.579 --> 01:26:49.859
resource to learn about potentially complicated

01:26:49.859 --> 01:26:53.060
subjects in a way that's very easy to grasp.

01:26:53.539 --> 01:26:55.199
And I think that's something that I've latched

01:26:55.199 --> 01:26:58.380
onto with some of the previous YouTubers I've

01:26:58.380 --> 01:27:01.100
brought up on while you were sleeping, like science

01:27:01.100 --> 01:27:05.000
YouTubers like Vsauce or Veritasium, where...

01:27:04.760 --> 01:27:07.819
It's complicated subjects but they teach it in

01:27:07.819 --> 01:27:10.220
such a way or present the information in such

01:27:10.220 --> 01:27:13.020
a way that it's easy to grasp and it's entertaining

01:27:13.020 --> 01:27:16.800
to learn. This is kind of like that where a difficult

01:27:16.800 --> 01:27:19.020
question could be explained like the goal for

01:27:19.020 --> 01:27:23.159
the commenters of these posts is to explain this

01:27:23.159 --> 01:27:25.159
difficult situation as if you were teaching a

01:27:25.159 --> 01:27:28.560
five year old. Okay. So some of the top questions

01:27:28.560 --> 01:27:34.920
of the last month or two. Eli five which is explained

01:27:34.920 --> 01:27:38.260
like a five Eli five why don't plates board front

01:27:38.260 --> 01:27:42.460
to back surely it would be faster Interesting

01:27:42.460 --> 01:27:44.739
an interesting take and of course the commenters

01:27:44.739 --> 01:27:46.180
comment. I'm not gonna read through them all

01:27:46.180 --> 01:27:48.119
I'm just gonna read through some of the some

01:27:48.119 --> 01:27:50.060
of the top posts that got the most engagement

01:27:50.060 --> 01:27:53.039
people found the most interesting and helpful

01:27:53.039 --> 01:27:56.520
to learn about Someone asks why don't broken

01:27:56.520 --> 01:27:59.020
jaws happen all the time in professional boxing

01:27:59.020 --> 01:28:03.579
fair question mm -hmm Why did RadioShack go out

01:28:03.579 --> 01:28:07.960
of business? Another fair question. Why is trench

01:28:07.960 --> 01:28:11.800
foot so damaging? Is a fun one to learn about.

01:28:11.880 --> 01:28:13.899
Most of these I have scrolled through. I follow

01:28:13.899 --> 01:28:17.840
this subreddit because I like learning fun little

01:28:17.840 --> 01:28:20.100
things and if it's something I don't have a lot

01:28:20.100 --> 01:28:24.000
of understanding of such as like the biological

01:28:24.000 --> 01:28:26.720
sciences. I don't know, the first thing about

01:28:26.720 --> 01:28:30.000
Trenchfoot or why human skin just kind of sloughs

01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:34.739
off sometimes. But yeah, it's fun to learn because

01:28:34.739 --> 01:28:37.979
the commenters make it the goal to put it in

01:28:37.979 --> 01:28:40.100
simple terms that are easy to understand, and

01:28:40.100 --> 01:28:44.560
I find that very nice. Someone asked, why don't

01:28:44.560 --> 01:28:47.659
headbutts hurt both people equally? Fair. We've

01:28:47.659 --> 01:28:49.479
often asked that question. That's a great question.

01:28:49.960 --> 01:28:54.289
So I just highly recommend this. this subreddit

01:28:54.289 --> 01:28:59.609
to anyone that's curious about things. And maybe

01:28:59.609 --> 01:29:01.869
not that I'm calling people out there stupid,

01:29:02.289 --> 01:29:06.050
but it's something that I follow because the

01:29:06.050 --> 01:29:10.510
simplicity of the explanation can be an important

01:29:10.510 --> 01:29:12.869
step to getting you interested in a subject.

01:29:13.130 --> 01:29:15.270
Because if it seems too complex off jump, it

01:29:15.270 --> 01:29:17.550
can be easy just to be like, eh, it's not for

01:29:17.550 --> 01:29:19.489
me. Oh, for sure. Whereas if there's something

01:29:19.489 --> 01:29:24.289
in this subreddit that sparks your... imagination

01:29:24.289 --> 01:29:28.550
or something. And someone puts it in a way that's

01:29:28.550 --> 01:29:31.130
easy to understand. I find that a fantastic way

01:29:31.130 --> 01:29:35.369
to learn and get into learning. Yeah. Oh, I agree

01:29:35.369 --> 01:29:39.300
100%. There's no question about that. I mean,

01:29:39.380 --> 01:29:41.180
Reddit's good for that. I mean, you can go to

01:29:41.180 --> 01:29:44.920
some deep dark places in Reddit, as you can in

01:29:44.920 --> 01:29:47.840
Google, or I'm sure any other place too. But

01:29:47.840 --> 01:29:51.319
you can find some really super interesting stuff

01:29:51.319 --> 01:29:54.079
there as well. So this is pretty cool. I'm definitely

01:29:54.079 --> 01:29:55.680
going to be checking this out. That seems up

01:29:55.680 --> 01:29:59.039
my alley. as well. So thank you for doing that

01:29:59.039 --> 01:30:02.819
Aidan while we were sleeping. Check that out.

01:30:03.039 --> 01:30:04.939
Check that somewhere out. We're gonna take a

01:30:04.939 --> 01:30:07.399
quick break and when we come back we're gonna

01:30:07.399 --> 01:30:11.159
do our beer review and the world of weird news.

01:30:22.699 --> 01:30:25.619
All right, we are back to finish up with our

01:30:25.619 --> 01:30:28.180
beer review in the world of weird news here on

01:30:28.180 --> 01:30:30.500
the Mark Mo Show. I'm the host, Mark Maloney,

01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:33.800
along with Aidan Maloney. And this is our beer

01:30:33.800 --> 01:30:38.630
review. Fancy, fancy little purple can here.

01:30:38.869 --> 01:30:42.210
Sing 9%. That's exciting. That's exciting. Very

01:30:42.210 --> 01:30:44.850
regal looking can. Indeed it is regal looking.

01:30:45.029 --> 01:30:47.470
So what are we drinking today? This is called

01:30:47.470 --> 01:30:53.630
Tropical Squall by Dogfish Head Craft Brewery,

01:30:53.670 --> 01:30:56.090
which is out of Delaware. I like Dogfish Head.

01:30:56.329 --> 01:31:00.920
This is an Imperial Golden Ale. Sounds pretty

01:31:00.920 --> 01:31:04.039
fantastic. It does we'll be ranking it on the

01:31:04.039 --> 01:31:06.699
untapped app not sponsored, but it is free So

01:31:06.699 --> 01:31:09.800
we appreciate that on a scale from zero to five

01:31:09.800 --> 01:31:11.500
on how much we like it We'll be giving you our

01:31:11.500 --> 01:31:15.300
flavor notes the way they describe it quotes

01:31:15.300 --> 01:31:19.149
from dogfish head Off -centered weather reports

01:31:19.149 --> 01:31:22.270
confirm there's a new squall brewing, a juicy

01:31:22.270 --> 01:31:24.949
pineapple front, and a delicious mango stormer

01:31:24.949 --> 01:31:27.550
on a collision course set to form a tropical

01:31:27.550 --> 01:31:30.949
squall over the mid -Atlantic. You should do

01:31:30.949 --> 01:31:35.460
like Mountain Dew commercials. 100%. That is

01:31:35.460 --> 01:31:37.960
like right there. Do you like skateboarding?

01:31:38.199 --> 01:31:42.060
Fucking drink Mountain Dew. Do you like skateboarding

01:31:42.060 --> 01:31:45.020
while doing crack on the wing of a jet plane?

01:31:45.739 --> 01:31:48.060
Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is for

01:31:48.060 --> 01:31:54.159
you. So we will be trying this and giving you

01:31:54.159 --> 01:31:57.760
our thoughts on it. All right. A slon shot. Slon

01:31:57.760 --> 01:32:05.409
shot to you, sir. Pineapple forward. Oh, yeah,

01:32:05.729 --> 01:32:09.189
even on the nose. It's pineapple. Mm -hmm Yeah,

01:32:09.189 --> 01:32:11.409
I believe it said pineapple mango, right? Yep.

01:32:11.409 --> 01:32:15.229
That mango is quiet Compared very much. So yeah,

01:32:15.270 --> 01:32:19.069
very quiet. Yeah, that's pineapple forward. I

01:32:19.069 --> 01:32:22.989
Can't get over and and mind you I'm not a huge

01:32:22.989 --> 01:32:26.210
pineapple fan I can't get over how smooth that

01:32:26.210 --> 01:32:31.289
is. That is so smooth. So smooth. It almost reminds

01:32:31.289 --> 01:32:34.449
me Have you ever tried dried pineapple? Where

01:32:34.449 --> 01:32:36.510
it's a little more candy -esque? I know what

01:32:36.510 --> 01:32:39.750
you're talking about, but I have not. It's giving

01:32:39.750 --> 01:32:43.390
dried pineapple, in a way. Like the sweeter,

01:32:43.590 --> 01:32:47.170
kind of candier pineapple, as opposed to the

01:32:47.170 --> 01:32:49.130
fresh pineapple that has a little more bite to

01:32:49.130 --> 01:32:53.029
it. Sure. The pineapple bites you back. That's

01:32:53.029 --> 01:32:59.890
tasty. And it does not present itself as 9%.

01:33:00.630 --> 01:33:03.670
Not at all not at all no, that's yeah, cuz sometimes

01:33:03.670 --> 01:33:06.649
your beers get up eight nine even ten like they're

01:33:06.649 --> 01:33:10.750
a little boozier Yes, not at all no mm -hmm no

01:33:10.750 --> 01:33:12.710
Yeah, like booze you're kind of heavier feeling

01:33:12.710 --> 01:33:15.789
like if you had a fridge full of these And you're

01:33:15.789 --> 01:33:18.189
they're going down as smooth as this one is yeah,

01:33:18.189 --> 01:33:22.289
you'd be in trouble oh Yeah, then that nine percent

01:33:22.289 --> 01:33:24.609
would catch up to you very fast. I think so for

01:33:24.609 --> 01:33:26.850
sure Yeah, if you're drinking these like a Miller

01:33:26.850 --> 01:33:29.869
light for sure Mean not that this is as light

01:33:29.869 --> 01:33:32.810
as that it's right fairly full -bodied. It's

01:33:32.810 --> 01:33:36.130
flavorful, but yeah, it's not heavy Mm -hmm.

01:33:36.170 --> 01:33:39.890
It is not heavy at all But may I crack this open

01:33:39.890 --> 01:33:42.069
after mowing the lawn or something perfect. Yeah,

01:33:42.069 --> 01:33:44.630
real. This is yeah. This is a very summary beer

01:33:44.630 --> 01:33:47.949
Yeah, I agree with that so trying it in the dead

01:33:47.949 --> 01:33:51.590
of winter. Maybe the wrong idea, but a good beer

01:33:51.590 --> 01:33:54.890
is a good beer It'll stay good, so I like lunch

01:33:54.890 --> 01:33:56.890
Bob would love this shit. Oh, yeah, he'd live

01:33:56.890 --> 01:34:01.140
in it Yeah, indeed he would. Uh, I like that

01:34:01.140 --> 01:34:05.720
a lot. I think I'm gonna give it... I'm torn

01:34:05.720 --> 01:34:09.520
how high to go, because I do enjoy it. But yeah,

01:34:09.579 --> 01:34:12.779
the mango's a little quiet, and the pineapple's

01:34:12.779 --> 01:34:16.100
more dried pineapple or candied pineapple than

01:34:16.100 --> 01:34:20.420
fresh pineapple. I'll go three -five out of five.

01:34:20.760 --> 01:34:25.460
I do enjoy. Alright. I'm gonna surprise, I think.

01:34:27.129 --> 01:34:31.529
I live in the mid -three range. Sure. A lot of

01:34:31.529 --> 01:34:35.770
what I drink here is 325, 35, sometimes 3 .75.

01:34:36.329 --> 01:34:39.510
I gave a four. Nice. I gave a four to this. I

01:34:39.510 --> 01:34:43.149
really am enjoying this quite a bit. As I said,

01:34:43.310 --> 01:34:45.949
it leaves nothing on the palate. Yeah, very clean.

01:34:46.069 --> 01:34:49.850
It's clean. So my flavor profile, tropical, pineapple,

01:34:50.149 --> 01:34:54.880
crisp and clean. Yeah. I think that is... It's

01:34:54.880 --> 01:34:59.119
perfect for that and I really I Really do enjoy

01:34:59.119 --> 01:35:03.119
it. Yeah Quite a bit like we were saying off

01:35:03.119 --> 01:35:05.300
-camera when when we were getting these cracked

01:35:05.300 --> 01:35:07.439
open and loading up the app and everything like

01:35:07.439 --> 01:35:10.699
we're both fan of like blonde ales and yes golden

01:35:10.699 --> 01:35:14.359
ales So this is this is fantastic. I believe

01:35:14.359 --> 01:35:17.319
we've tried correct me if I'm wrong I believe

01:35:17.319 --> 01:35:21.800
we've tried like pineapple II PAs before on the

01:35:21.800 --> 01:35:26.119
show. Yes but this is the first just pineapple

01:35:26.119 --> 01:35:29.279
golden ale that not only think we've tried before

01:35:29.279 --> 01:35:34.159
it's the first one i've seen before yeah so i

01:35:34.159 --> 01:35:37.159
haven't seen it so that was very interesting

01:35:37.159 --> 01:35:40.000
when you uh brought to this to the this week

01:35:40.000 --> 01:35:43.119
show uh yeah really really good uh a four yeah

01:35:43.119 --> 01:35:46.380
i really enjoyed it quite a bit um i often like

01:35:46.380 --> 01:35:50.100
to Reveal my unlocked badges. Yeah, which Aiden

01:35:50.100 --> 01:35:51.979
often finds amusing because he's been using this

01:35:51.979 --> 01:35:54.819
app a lot longer than I have So like for example,

01:35:54.819 --> 01:35:57.579
I've got hopped down level three one cannot live

01:35:57.579 --> 01:36:00.479
on dank hops alone Tone down the bitterness and

01:36:00.479 --> 01:36:02.779
enjoy some smooth flavor. That's 15 different

01:36:02.779 --> 01:36:06.859
beers on an IBU of 20 or below Try five more

01:36:06.859 --> 01:36:09.380
for level four. I guarantee Aiden's at probably

01:36:09.380 --> 01:36:14.199
level 37. I got a couple badges myself Because

01:36:14.199 --> 01:36:16.510
it's something the app does Just like little

01:36:16.510 --> 01:36:20.149
rewards for trying different things and, you

01:36:20.149 --> 01:36:22.970
know, not just drinking fucking bush light all

01:36:22.970 --> 01:36:29.069
day. I got Wheel of Styles level 24. Ooh, I got

01:36:29.069 --> 01:36:32.250
the safe one, level 10. Hey, come on, you're

01:36:32.250 --> 01:36:35.649
catching up, there you go. Quote, round and round.

01:36:35.930 --> 01:36:38.810
Sorry, I gotta, round and round the wheel goes.

01:36:39.210 --> 01:36:41.670
Which style you'll be drinking, nobody knows.

01:36:41.930 --> 01:36:44.789
Your desire to explore different styles is inspiring.

01:36:44.970 --> 01:36:48.329
Keep it up. That's a check -in of at least 120

01:36:48.329 --> 01:36:52.310
different styles. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew.

01:36:53.909 --> 01:36:58.569
They got Land of the Free Level 83. Ooh. Which

01:36:58.569 --> 01:37:01.970
is 415 different beers from a brewery in the

01:37:01.970 --> 01:37:06.159
United States. Oh wow. Which is most of actually

01:37:06.159 --> 01:37:09.140
most of the beers we have available in the US

01:37:09.140 --> 01:37:13.520
Because yet these dogshit tariffs have kind of

01:37:13.520 --> 01:37:15.659
killed all the import business They've killed

01:37:15.659 --> 01:37:18.079
the import business for sure so a lot of business

01:37:18.079 --> 01:37:20.600
period a lot of business. We have very tasty

01:37:20.600 --> 01:37:24.420
very summary Yeah, that was that was well done.

01:37:24.420 --> 01:37:27.500
Yeah, that was a really good one like I there's

01:37:27.500 --> 01:37:30.640
some of these that we try They're in the threes

01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:34.220
where I'm like Don't know if I'd go buy that

01:37:34.220 --> 01:37:36.180
for myself, but it's good like it's in front

01:37:36.180 --> 01:37:39.399
of me. I drink it Yeah, but like this one like

01:37:39.399 --> 01:37:42.340
I would buy this yes That's that's another thing

01:37:42.340 --> 01:37:44.579
we I mean we talk about in the frozen guy review.

01:37:44.579 --> 01:37:47.220
We've talked about in the fry guy review it's

01:37:47.220 --> 01:37:51.600
a point we rarely cover in the The official beer

01:37:51.600 --> 01:37:54.239
review is the price point yes of some of these

01:37:54.239 --> 01:37:57.140
beers and some of them are fairly cheap or at

01:37:57.140 --> 01:37:59.399
least middle of the road cost. I believe this

01:37:59.399 --> 01:38:04.880
was close to $20 for six 12 -ounce cans. Wow.

01:38:04.979 --> 01:38:09.560
So that's fairly high. Usually craft beers, at

01:38:09.560 --> 01:38:12.180
least like regional or national craft beers,

01:38:12.539 --> 01:38:15.300
are gonna cost you 20 bones for a 12 -pack. Sure.

01:38:15.300 --> 01:38:18.340
But this was 20 for a sixer. So just keep that

01:38:18.340 --> 01:38:20.279
in mind if you're going out there trying. And

01:38:20.279 --> 01:38:24.399
think about this, at 9 % You gotta figure, your

01:38:24.399 --> 01:38:26.479
average beer is what, a four and a half? Four

01:38:26.479 --> 01:38:29.479
and a half to five, yeah. So, it's six, but it's

01:38:29.479 --> 01:38:32.319
really 12 if you're counting alcohol content.

01:38:32.659 --> 01:38:34.899
Right, yeah, how many equivalent drinks are there

01:38:34.899 --> 01:38:38.420
per can? Correct. Yeah. Good point to make. That's

01:38:38.420 --> 01:38:41.800
actually how they measure, or at least that's

01:38:41.800 --> 01:38:43.899
something they have to label. I believe it's

01:38:43.899 --> 01:38:47.500
Australia, where on every package or bottle,

01:38:47.819 --> 01:38:51.000
they have to label how many equivalent... Alcoholic

01:38:51.000 --> 01:38:54.000
drinks is in this bottle. So like these big craft

01:38:54.000 --> 01:38:57.619
beers. They would have to say like 1 .8 drinks

01:38:57.619 --> 01:39:02.079
per Mmm, I see. Okay, that makes sense Yeah,

01:39:02.220 --> 01:39:04.000
so it's just interesting. We don't do it like

01:39:04.000 --> 01:39:05.420
that over here because I think that's kind of

01:39:05.420 --> 01:39:09.119
an intuitive way to It is consider. We do it

01:39:09.119 --> 01:39:12.899
on our cereal, right? Right, like yeah five ounces

01:39:12.899 --> 01:39:16.399
of cereal is a serving Exactly. Well, that's

01:39:16.399 --> 01:39:18.140
so hilarious to me. So we're not going to go

01:39:18.140 --> 01:39:21.199
on a tangent here, but you know when they say

01:39:21.199 --> 01:39:25.039
serving size for like cereal or a box of Cheez

01:39:25.039 --> 01:39:28.420
-Its or potato chips, like you put the actual

01:39:28.420 --> 01:39:31.000
serving size in a bowl and you're like, nah,

01:39:31.199 --> 01:39:34.680
that ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it.

01:39:34.779 --> 01:39:36.680
It's not realistic at all. You're sitting there

01:39:36.680 --> 01:39:38.579
watching a ball game and you're like, eight chips?

01:39:39.090 --> 01:39:40.829
That's deserving. Are you supposed to eat eight

01:39:40.829 --> 01:39:43.350
chips? Get the F out of here, man. That's actually

01:39:43.350 --> 01:39:46.609
something, you know, a crumble cookie. Uh -huh.

01:39:48.130 --> 01:39:49.829
They, it's, I don't know if they actually got

01:39:49.829 --> 01:39:51.770
in trouble for it, but they definitely got hosed

01:39:51.770 --> 01:39:54.289
for it on social media. Oh, okay. They had the,

01:39:54.289 --> 01:39:56.109
like, the digital menus when you walk in the

01:39:56.109 --> 01:39:59.350
stores, right, and it used to say, like, oh,

01:39:59.449 --> 01:40:02.550
chocolate chip cookie, like, 185 calories, and

01:40:02.550 --> 01:40:06.310
like, frosted sugar cookie, 190 calories, but

01:40:06.310 --> 01:40:09.380
they all had an asterisk afterwards. that quantity

01:40:09.380 --> 01:40:12.680
of calories per serving. Now you'd imagine, well,

01:40:12.979 --> 01:40:16.460
a cookie's a serving, right? Sure. No. No, they

01:40:16.460 --> 01:40:18.600
literally, it's like one fifth of a cookie is

01:40:18.600 --> 01:40:21.220
your serving. Oh, hell no. So every cookie is,

01:40:21.399 --> 01:40:24.800
you're talking six, seven, 800 calories. But

01:40:24.800 --> 01:40:26.840
they found a way to like, oh no, we've diced

01:40:26.840 --> 01:40:29.039
it up. That's just how we display it. It's per

01:40:29.039 --> 01:40:30.760
serving. It's this per serving, but you don't

01:40:30.760 --> 01:40:33.319
know what the serving is. Right. One fifth of

01:40:33.319 --> 01:40:35.800
a cookie. My taint, bro. I'm not gonna eat one

01:40:35.800 --> 01:40:38.260
fifth of a cookie. Who the hell eats one fifth

01:40:38.260 --> 01:40:41.619
of a cookie? I'm just gonna have a nibble. Yeah,

01:40:41.619 --> 01:40:44.699
right. Get out. That'll be 5 ,000 calories. Damn

01:40:44.699 --> 01:40:47.850
it! Yeah, I'm gonna have a nibble of a crumble

01:40:47.850 --> 01:40:50.630
cookie. Are you high? Yeah. No, if you were high

01:40:50.630 --> 01:40:51.829
you just eat the damn cookie. You'd eat the whole

01:40:51.829 --> 01:40:53.689
cookie and not worry about it. No, you would

01:40:53.689 --> 01:40:56.770
not. Not at all. All right, we're on to the world

01:40:56.770 --> 01:41:05.550
of weird news to finish off this episode of the

01:41:05.550 --> 01:41:09.529
fifth, wow, five seasons. It's a... Five and

01:41:09.529 --> 01:41:10.710
change? Yeah, we're working on fifth. Five and

01:41:10.710 --> 01:41:12.750
change. How the hell do we do it, man? I don't

01:41:12.750 --> 01:41:15.300
know. Episode 3, is that where we're at, man?

01:41:15.399 --> 01:41:19.619
Jesus. God. Time flies. Time flies. Time's fun

01:41:19.619 --> 01:41:24.699
when you're having flies. All right. Quote, the

01:41:24.699 --> 01:41:31.079
pile of shit. Exactly. Any dog owners out there

01:41:31.079 --> 01:41:36.060
are like, yep. Yep. All right. Mine is from Marion,

01:41:36.300 --> 01:41:39.399
Louisiana. Oh, God bless them. Oh, yeah. Here

01:41:39.399 --> 01:41:42.140
we go. Marion, Louisiana resident. Call police.

01:41:42.619 --> 01:41:45.319
in November to report a trespassing incident

01:41:45.319 --> 01:41:50.420
on her property. WKRC -TV reported on January

01:41:50.420 --> 01:41:54.260
8th. When deputies arrived at the home, Elizabeth

01:41:54.260 --> 01:41:58.239
Sutton, 41, was swimming nude in the residence

01:41:58.239 --> 01:42:03.279
pond. At first, Sutton refused to exit the pond,

01:42:03.800 --> 01:42:07.039
telling officers she was trying to be a mermaid.

01:42:07.939 --> 01:42:10.060
Hey, bless her for that. That's awesome. That's

01:42:10.060 --> 01:42:13.770
so cool. It's good to have goals. When she finally

01:42:13.770 --> 01:42:17.810
complied, medics evaluated her because of the

01:42:17.810 --> 01:42:19.630
cold weather. How the hell does Louisiana have

01:42:19.630 --> 01:42:24.369
cold weather? And tried to lead her indoors.

01:42:24.930 --> 01:42:29.289
At that point Sutton charged at a deputy causing

01:42:29.289 --> 01:42:33.029
them to use their taser. She kicked and punched

01:42:33.029 --> 01:42:36.729
the deputy before being subdued and taken to

01:42:36.729 --> 01:42:39.920
a hospital. Oh no. A warrant was issued for her

01:42:39.920 --> 01:42:43.079
arrest on January 6th. She surrendered and was

01:42:43.079 --> 01:42:46.600
charged with several crimes. Oh, man. All she

01:42:46.600 --> 01:42:50.279
was trying to do was find her purpose. That's

01:42:50.279 --> 01:42:52.520
all we try, right? That's all we try to do is

01:42:52.520 --> 01:42:55.199
find our purpose in life. Miss Sutton is a fucking

01:42:55.199 --> 01:42:58.140
mermaid, man. Give her the time. Give her the

01:42:58.140 --> 01:43:00.659
time of day. Give her the time. I'm just trying

01:43:00.659 --> 01:43:02.979
to be a mermaid. Oh, my bad. We'll check back

01:43:02.979 --> 01:43:04.359
with you in a little bit. Yeah, let her cook.

01:43:04.420 --> 01:43:07.020
Go to that homeowner and be like, look. Hear

01:43:07.020 --> 01:43:08.979
us out. Hear us out. She's just trying to be

01:43:08.979 --> 01:43:11.800
a mermaid. Give her a little bit of time. The

01:43:11.800 --> 01:43:14.899
scales, they take time to form. Right. So just

01:43:14.899 --> 01:43:18.100
give her. Think about how valuable as a homeowner

01:43:18.100 --> 01:43:20.659
would be to not only have a pond, but a mermaid

01:43:20.659 --> 01:43:23.239
that comes with it. I think that's awesome. Property

01:43:23.239 --> 01:43:26.619
value. Come on. That's what I'm thinking. It's

01:43:26.619 --> 01:43:30.979
going to take time. And let her form those scales.

01:43:31.119 --> 01:43:34.880
Let her get that tail. And in that time frame.

01:43:35.450 --> 01:43:38.130
She will sober up or pass out. Right. Right.

01:43:38.609 --> 01:43:40.729
At which point... We will collect your mermaid.

01:43:41.229 --> 01:43:43.449
Yeah. We won't have to crack out the taser. We

01:43:43.449 --> 01:43:45.930
won't have to crack out the taser. Some woman

01:43:45.930 --> 01:43:48.069
that just wants to be a mermaid. Right. Is that

01:43:48.069 --> 01:43:52.829
such a crime? Is it really? Get real. I got a

01:43:52.829 --> 01:43:59.720
story here. Out of good ol' England. Mmm. Fast

01:43:59.720 --> 01:44:04.279
trash world's fastest wheelie bin hits 66 miles

01:44:04.279 --> 01:44:10.260
per hour I'm gonna show you the picture of it

01:44:10.260 --> 01:44:14.319
right now Anyone you can that makes me so happy.

01:44:14.319 --> 01:44:18.079
Oh my god. It's so cool dudes in a garbage can

01:44:18.079 --> 01:44:20.180
He's in a garbage can. He's got a racing how

01:44:20.180 --> 01:44:23.130
it on Anyone out there, I implore you, look up

01:44:23.130 --> 01:44:26.010
this photo or article. You'll see the photo.

01:44:26.289 --> 01:44:30.329
Fast trash world's fastest wheelie bin. 66 mile

01:44:30.329 --> 01:44:36.229
an hour. Highway speeds. In a bin. Wow. This

01:44:36.229 --> 01:44:40.430
is a story from January 13th. A British inventor

01:44:40.430 --> 01:44:43.149
said his tricked out trash can that broke the

01:44:43.149 --> 01:44:46.430
Guinness. world record for fastest wheelie bin

01:44:46.430 --> 01:44:50.229
can now reach a speed of 66 mile an hour. Oh

01:44:50.229 --> 01:44:53.130
my god. Michael Walhead, who captured the record

01:44:53.130 --> 01:44:57.289
with a 55 mile an hour run back in 2023, said

01:44:57.289 --> 01:45:00.069
he has continued to work on his motorized trash

01:45:00.069 --> 01:45:05.369
can, which he has dubbed the general waste. I

01:45:05.369 --> 01:45:08.869
love it. That's pretty good. I like that. Since

01:45:08.869 --> 01:45:11.920
taking the title. Quote the record stands at

01:45:11.920 --> 01:45:15.819
55 mile an hour, but I have done 66 now He told

01:45:15.819 --> 01:45:18.739
Guinness while I'd said he was inspired to build

01:45:18.739 --> 01:45:22.159
the general waste by Andy Jennings a different

01:45:22.159 --> 01:45:25.539
man who originated the record at 45 mile an hour

01:45:25.539 --> 01:45:31.210
trash bin in 2020 Quote after Randy I got my

01:45:31.210 --> 01:45:33.970
backside and gear and decided to build a bin.

01:45:33.970 --> 01:45:38.649
He said no He bought the wheeled trash can from

01:45:38.649 --> 01:45:41.789
Facebook Marketplace for about $25 then proceeded

01:45:41.789 --> 01:45:45.869
to make about $900 worth of modifications holy

01:45:45.869 --> 01:45:51.289
cow including a Suzuki GP 125 two -stroke engine

01:45:52.250 --> 01:45:56.149
magnesium go -kart wheels, a rear axle, five

01:45:56.149 --> 01:46:00.449
gear transmission box, a chassis, a steering

01:46:00.449 --> 01:46:04.149
dampener, and an extra wheel in the front. Wow.

01:46:04.329 --> 01:46:09.470
To achieve his goal. And there are videos you

01:46:09.470 --> 01:46:12.529
can watch on YouTube. World's fastest trash can,

01:46:12.649 --> 01:46:14.930
66 mile an hour. If you look that up, it will

01:46:14.930 --> 01:46:21.029
come up. It's so cool. That is something special

01:46:21.029 --> 01:46:24.300
right there. Holy shit. We have covered Guinness

01:46:24.300 --> 01:46:27.119
World Records of many kinds on this show before.

01:46:27.119 --> 01:46:30.039
Yes, we have. And I was so happy to see that

01:46:30.039 --> 01:46:33.060
there's so much more fun and cool ones out there

01:46:33.060 --> 01:46:35.439
to cover. Right. I mean, that might be one of

01:46:35.439 --> 01:46:37.539
my favorite ones, other than the guy who set

01:46:37.539 --> 01:46:42.279
the Guinness Book of World Record for a sprint

01:46:42.279 --> 01:46:44.619
backwards in high heels. That's right. Remember

01:46:44.619 --> 01:46:46.699
that dude? I remember that guy. Yeah. And there

01:46:46.699 --> 01:46:50.140
was also the one where he spat out... Ping pong

01:46:50.140 --> 01:46:52.100
ball out of his mouth ping pong ball bounced

01:46:52.100 --> 01:46:54.460
it on a wall and caught it Yes, like how many

01:46:54.460 --> 01:46:57.380
spit and catch like how many times yeah, I think

01:46:57.380 --> 01:47:00.000
he whatever it was like 60 some odd times in

01:47:00.000 --> 01:47:02.779
a minute or two Spit and catch ping pong ball

01:47:02.779 --> 01:47:07.119
bounces. I think he did it on a cruise ship I

01:47:07.119 --> 01:47:10.340
Think I'll be honest if I'm on a cruise ship

01:47:10.340 --> 01:47:13.760
number one. I'm getting Like I'm gonna be in

01:47:13.760 --> 01:47:16.880
a perpetual state of intoxication sturdiness

01:47:16.880 --> 01:47:19.680
it on a ship I mean number one I don't want to

01:47:19.680 --> 01:47:21.220
be on the ship to begin with so I'm just gonna

01:47:21.220 --> 01:47:24.159
get tanked up So then at the end of that vacation

01:47:24.159 --> 01:47:25.880
was always like dude. Congratulations. I'd be

01:47:25.880 --> 01:47:29.850
like for what? Well, what did I win? You took

01:47:29.850 --> 01:47:31.810
this ping -pong ball and you spit it out of your

01:47:31.810 --> 01:47:34.869
mouth and caught it like 68 times. Yeah. Oh,

01:47:34.869 --> 01:47:38.630
did I? Cool. Cool, man. Awesome. Whatever money

01:47:38.630 --> 01:47:41.289
Guinness gives to me will be spent on repairing

01:47:41.289 --> 01:47:48.800
my liver. Exactly. Oh, no shit. Ah, well, sadly,

01:47:49.420 --> 01:47:52.859
this show has come to an end. This was definitely

01:47:52.859 --> 01:47:56.720
a fun one for sure. And I thought we had really

01:47:56.720 --> 01:47:59.840
great conversation at the beginning about toxic

01:47:59.840 --> 01:48:02.800
masculinity as it pertains specifically to sports.

01:48:02.800 --> 01:48:05.560
Right. It could be a conversation we can we can

01:48:05.560 --> 01:48:10.460
expand upon for sure. Yes. But. At any rate,

01:48:11.119 --> 01:48:15.079
yeah great content good DMS Top ten like I just

01:48:15.079 --> 01:48:16.479
thought this whole show was great. So I hope

01:48:16.479 --> 01:48:18.739
you very fun Yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed it

01:48:18.739 --> 01:48:21.859
as well. We do it every week. We love to do it

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So we hope that comes across in each and every

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Aiden He's got he's got a show. He's a well gaming

01:48:41.699 --> 01:48:45.319
platform if you will So before we check out why

01:48:45.319 --> 01:48:46.939
don't you just tell a fine people about that?

01:48:47.020 --> 01:48:49.760
Yeah, even spelled the right way is my personal

01:48:49.760 --> 01:48:52.739
YouTube channel I do a lot of fun gaming and

01:48:52.739 --> 01:48:55.180
it's it's a fantastic time. And of course, we've

01:48:55.180 --> 01:48:58.880
just Rebranded and a and m gaming is now around

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which is us the mark mo show crew doing gaming

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Which I think is fantastic. So follow both channels

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I would appreciate if you did that, and hopefully

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you find it entertaining and fun, because I damn

01:49:10.880 --> 01:49:16.060
know, well, we do. Absolutely. And most important,

01:49:16.180 --> 01:49:20.020
just thank you. Thanks a lot to those that listen

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in each and every week, and occasionally drop

01:49:23.659 --> 01:49:26.479
us comments and things like that. It definitely

01:49:26.479 --> 01:49:30.739
means a lot. We do track metrics. We know that

01:49:30.739 --> 01:49:34.060
we've had listeners from Well, in terms of the

01:49:34.060 --> 01:49:35.979
United States, just about every point in the

01:49:35.979 --> 01:49:39.300
United States. And we appreciate that. In addition

01:49:39.300 --> 01:49:42.920
to the 26 or 27 countries that have checked in

01:49:42.920 --> 01:49:47.640
one time or another. That's amazing. And and

01:49:47.640 --> 01:49:51.220
you know, it's it's it's it's fun. And I'll tell

01:49:51.220 --> 01:49:54.159
you, you know, do we hope we get to the point

01:49:54.159 --> 01:49:56.460
where we're able to monetize to just be able

01:49:56.460 --> 01:49:59.119
to like do just this? Of course. Right. That's

01:49:59.119 --> 01:50:01.569
the. That's the dream. That's the dream. That's

01:50:01.569 --> 01:50:05.449
the goal. And you guys, you guys will make that

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happen. And so we do appreciate that very much.

01:50:11.120 --> 01:50:13.979
Especially you find folks down in Curacao. Yes.

01:50:14.460 --> 01:50:17.340
And shout out Singapore and Japan. Lots of listeners

01:50:17.340 --> 01:50:19.180
in Singapore and Japan recently. Definitely.

01:50:19.340 --> 01:50:20.840
Yeah, we definitely appreciate that. God bless

01:50:20.840 --> 01:50:24.840
your souls. And Singapore and Japan. Once again,

01:50:25.420 --> 01:50:28.859
we see the viewer or listenership, mind you,

01:50:29.279 --> 01:50:31.439
in so many different countries. And Aidan and

01:50:31.439 --> 01:50:33.439
I will talk and be like, oh, well, yeah, we should

01:50:33.439 --> 01:50:37.340
probably go there. Yeah. So add Japan. Well,

01:50:37.340 --> 01:50:39.420
I think Japan, to be honest, Japan's been on

01:50:39.420 --> 01:50:42.060
my list. Yeah. Aside from going to Ireland, I

01:50:42.060 --> 01:50:45.119
think Japan's probably number two, so I would

01:50:45.119 --> 01:50:47.319
definitely love to get there. Could be a future

01:50:47.319 --> 01:50:49.920
top ten list. I think so. Countries we'd most

01:50:49.920 --> 01:50:52.220
like to go to. Most like to go to. Yeah, I think

01:50:52.220 --> 01:50:53.720
that's a... Write that down. Write that down.

01:50:53.840 --> 01:50:56.199
Write that down. Yeah, we've had this discussion.

01:50:56.659 --> 01:50:58.960
If we don't write it down, it just disappears

01:50:58.960 --> 01:51:02.119
into the ether. So I am actually going to write

01:51:02.119 --> 01:51:04.119
that down now. But once again, thanks so much

01:51:04.119 --> 01:51:06.800
for listening. Have a great weekend, a great

01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:10.119
week, and we'll catch you soon, by the way. Make

01:51:10.119 --> 01:51:13.060
sure you keep up on all the socials and everything.

01:51:13.420 --> 01:51:14.920
We're gonna have some interviews coming up soon

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as well. So take care. Have a great week. Later.