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Hey there everybody welcome to the mark mo show

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podcast. This is season 4 episode 9 Baby, it's

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cold outside Actually, no really it is So hey,

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welcome welcome to our little podcast dojo as

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it as it were or as it is Whatever I don't I

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don't conjugate words and and things so you can

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find us on all podcast platforms YouTube I would

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like to introduce my co -host producer Aidan Maloney

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Aiden. How you doing man doing? Okay, the cold

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as you mentioned being outside is a lot better

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than being inside the AK219 studios Because

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working outside in the cold was not fun. No,

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I can't imagine it was decidedly un -epic If

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you were to ask me which no one did but I answered

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nonetheless. So yeah happy to be inside it is

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it is quite the privilege to Have a furnace.

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Yes, it's like very very taken for granted Just

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be able to walk inside be like, oh, it's 68 degrees.

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How pleasant Yeah, we are here in the AK219

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studios and it is it is very nice. Very balmy

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Very temperate. Yes, temperate for sure. I do

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kind of dig it. It's not quite hot in here, but

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once we get cooking. Oh, we'll be cooking. Yeah,

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we're going to be cooking today. Oh, most definitely.

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So, Aidan, he's got a gaming channel, and that

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gaming channel is... Aidan spelled the right

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way. And if I have to tell you what the right

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way is, well, just... poo on you. Yeah, maybe

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you don't deserve to find it. Maybe not. Unbelievable.

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Maybe not. But the PC gaming content does stuff

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like Observation Duty on GeoGuessr, PolyBridge,

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so much more each and every week. So what you

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got coming up? Well, I got two series kind of

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running so far. I've got this horror game called

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Ludo, which is excellent, looks awesome, plays

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awesome. The story's a little convoluted, a little

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dense. Hmm, but I kind of like that I like story

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driven things and then of course I've got my

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other series because observation duty 8 finally

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out so of course I've started playing that as

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well very fun and of course there's Two dozen

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other games. I've just been sitting on so it's

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it's good contest good stuff. I'm happy with

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it That's awesome. And once again, you can check

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that out on YouTube, Aidan spelled the right

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way. And yeah, so if you enjoy that content,

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if you enjoy this content, also AK -209, I would

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be, it would be a tremendous error on my part,

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not to mention our collab at AK -209 where...

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You know, we do gaming like he does on his channel,

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and then just a lot of nonsense like we do here.

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And it's been working out. Some stuff's been

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popping off. And definitely check that out. We've

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been doing quite a bit of observation duty. We've

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done a little geoguesser. I imagine we'll...

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We'll mix it up from time to time for sure, but

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I think it's the most important thing about the

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gaming that we do there is we try to do gaming

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that we can do while we have conversation because

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it really just kind of makes the whole thing

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interesting. Right. I think it plays into our

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strengths. Especially things that are like audience

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interactive as well. We're both geoguessing and

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observation duty, like you mentioned, are great

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examples of that, of people watching along. Probably

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smarter than we. Oh, for sure. For sure. Judging

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by the engagement, that is a fact. Right, right.

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Bro, they dropped in Alabama. Why are they looking

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over there in, like, Arkansas? What's wrong with

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them? Did they just say they were in the middle

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of Africa? What's wrong with them? I just saw

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come and go on the corner. What is going on?

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Classic, honestly. Oh yeah, for sure. But yeah,

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check us out on all that like and subscribe and

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all that good stuff. And also, I guess I should

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mention, I'm not sure how much longer, but I

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have a radio show after hours on WVLP here in

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Valparaiso, Indiana. You can check it out on

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WVLP .org. That's where the stream is, or the

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TuneIn app on your handheld device. I go live

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Tuesday nights at 9 p .m. Central Standard Time

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with my Replay Fridays. at 8 p .m. Central Standard

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Time. So check that out, especially if you like

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alt -rock and you like Kelsey Punk, like Dropkick

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and Tossers and Flogging Molly and all that kind

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of good stuff. So we definitely play a little

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bit of everything, but we have a good time. But

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at any rate, you know, it is the holidays. And

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holidays are... quite frankly, are filled with

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weird things. I do have a favorite grouping of

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holidays, and most of them are just very simple

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and basic. Right. And this is what we're celebrating

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and why, and it usually just involves drinking

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and eating and singing and dancing and tomfoolery

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and... Shenanigans. Shenanigans, if you will.

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Shenanigans will be had, for sure. So, but, you

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know, there's a lot of holidays that are just

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filled with weird things. Yeah, so like giving

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presents to your co -workers who don't like or

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You know grandma is making these fruit cakes

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out of leftover bits of fruits and candies and

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just chuck shit in a bowl and makes a cake but

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holiday music at least for me and hopefully you

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guys agree is just One of the weirdest things

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about Christmas Christmas itself is kind of weird,

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because most of the traditions for it were taken

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from the pagans. Yeah, it's a pagan holly. Pagan

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holly. It just makes me kind of giggle. But that's

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alright. That's fine by me. I'm kind of more

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aligned that way anyway, but it's just me. But

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anyway, you know, classic Christmas music's kind

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of bizarre. And when you listen to the lyrics,

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like really listen, put these songs in a context,

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you realize that most of the music is just really

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not f - fit for everyone. Sure. And the weirdest

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classic Christmas lyrics come from some of the

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most famous Christmas songs. And so I suppose

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we should just start with the one that is the

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title of this podcast episode. Right. Baby, it's

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cold outside. Now, the song's been around forever.

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I think Dean Martin might have done the first

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one. I'm not sure if other people have done it.

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But when I was a kid, I listen to this. And as

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a kid, you know, whatever, it's holiday music,

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you're getting the vibe, you're getting into

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it. But then as you're kind of listening to it,

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even when I was young, I couldn't help but think,

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like, why does he just let her go home? Right.

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Clearly she wants to go. But what are you doing?

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You're forcing yourself upon her, my guy. But,

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you know, apparently music of a bygone era You

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know, it's totally cool a song pressuring your

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lady friend into spending the night and the song

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is about Netflix and sorry It's snowing out and

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you should stay and kind of chill maybe And you

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know, I'm gonna point out with some of these

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songs like some of the lyrics are weird lyrics,

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right? So one of them is when like when she says

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say what's in this drink? Right. The implication.

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The implication. So nothing says holidays like

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a casual reference to being roofied. Right. I

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mean, that is just kind of messed up. That's

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insane. Yeah. Yeah, that is, uh, that's kind

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of crazy. And trust me, when I just kind of threw

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that lyric out, there are like a half dozen other

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lyrics in there that are very questionable. And

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they're all along the same vein, like the whole

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story tracks. Uh -huh. It really does. And it's

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like, oh no, this is... this is christmas to

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you people yeah because let's face it if that

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song were to be written today it would be something

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like baby it's cold outside i know hey how about

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a half a drink more no i'm good no i'm all right

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please stay see you tomorrow i mean and then

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that would be the song be like a 30 second song

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right right there'd be nothing to it uh another

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song Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

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Arguably, well, right up there with Blue Christmas,

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you could probably argue, but arguably one of

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the most depressing Christmas songs of all time.

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Or up there with the one with the son and the

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dying mother and then they buy the shoes or something.

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Oh, aha, we'll get to that. Okay. We'll get to

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that. In the biz, that's what we call foreshadowing.

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We'll get to that piece of work for sure. It's

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easily one of the most depressing Christmas songs

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of all time. So when the song was first written,

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it was a thousand times sadder. And originally

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lyrics read, have yourself a merry little Christmas.

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It may be your last. Next year we may all be

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living in the past. Talk about such a downer.

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The song was rewritten, but still retains some

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of its sad roots. It's weird that in the season

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of giving, we listen to such sad music. Right.

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So one of the weirdest lyrics is, through the

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years we will all be together, if the fates allow.

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Only if. Oh please fates, please allow. Please,

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please allow us. Mommy, will the fates allow

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us? Oh I don't know. Fingers crossed Billy. Glad

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some of the gloom and doom. Like, maybe you'll

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be dead next Christmas of the original song Still

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Remains, you know? But it's just, it's hilarious

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because it is this time of, like, joy and ornaments

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and lights and cookies and, like, all this stuff,

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and then it's like... Meant to give you a warm

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feeling in the coldest of days. Right. Well,

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well, and for people that are quote -unquote

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believers... Like, dude's born. Hey, it's a party.

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It's his birthday. Let's party. Let's rage. And

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instead it's like, oh, it's his birthday. God,

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I hope I see the next one. Right. I mean, that's

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just ridiculous. That's wild. It's wild. It's

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wild. The lyrics in there are just crazy. Another

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one is called Santa Baby. Now, I believe Eartha

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Kitt did a version. I think Madonna did a version.

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There's been a few. So... Christmas is awesome

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because it's sort of like everyone's second birthday,

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and is one of those few times a year it's socially

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acceptable to list a bunch of materialistic things

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that you want. No world peace on this chick's

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Christmas list. So one of the weirdest lyrics

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of this one is, Think of all the fun I've missed.

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Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed.

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Ho. Next year, I could be just as good. if you

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check off my Christmas list. So basically the

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moral of the story is, if you are a slutty Santa,

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if you are slutty, Santa will not bring you presents.

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Wow. What a dastardly implication. Isn't it?

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Isn't it? Like, I mean, granted Santa does watch

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you while you sleep or while you wake or whatever

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the fuck. Right. Which is already strange. Well,

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that is also true. If you use your omniscience

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to spy on people, Mm -hmm. That's so weird. You

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can just not do that Right, you can just decide

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not to do that. Yeah, Santa's keeping that eye.

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It's like back off. Yeah What do you watch me

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have a piss? I haven't declared war on any other

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country I've I'm probably pretty much on the

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good side. Just you know Throw me a box of cigars

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and and some whiskey and we'll call it a year.

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We will call it a year my guy Yeah, so it's just

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it's kind of crazy and it you know, and it's

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it's so Over -the -top materialistic and we've

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had discussions on this show recently About capitalism

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and how it just seems to be kind of feeding on

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itself and it's not something new It's been happening

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for a while right now It's just affecting a wider

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scope of people than it ever has before and now

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it's becoming a real issue Yeah, but like this

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is the ultimate song Yeah, like I'd be surprised

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like if target didn't have this on loop. Yeah,

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right. Oh my god. Yeah What is the one lyric

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like I want a ring and I'm not talking about

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the phone or something Yeah, she doesn't want

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to hear you. It's like hey, you got a diamond.

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Yeah, we can talk if you don't Just keep keep

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stepping keep on a moving then I'm gonna go kiss

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out every boy or whatever Exactly, you know,

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she's ready to turn out for somebody dropping

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rings. That's Okay, you do you you do you boo

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mrs. Claus thinks of that song That's very interesting.

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Is she like hey, hey Hey Fuck you Well, here's

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the thing. It's like if if Santa wants to be

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a cheap bastard like oh, I'm so busy I don't

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have time for you, you know, and he doesn't have

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any gifts for her. Hey She's got a huge crib

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full of elves. She's got her shit taken care

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of. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, if Santa wants to

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be that way. Yeah. She'll get some elf loving,

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I know that. Right, right. I am confident in

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that. That's the new headcanon. The North Pole

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is full of debauchery. It really is. It's the

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North Pole that you don't know about. Right,

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right. So Silent Night. The song is essentially

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about people being super happy that their baby's

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asleep. While it may seem like a Christmas miracle

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that a baby fell asleep, it seems like a weird

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topic for Christmas. Or maybe that is just my

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fear of babies coming out. That's also very possible.

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So weird lyric, round yawn virgin, mother, and

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child. Now how does that work? I don't even know

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what that means. Like I can't even remember.

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Round yawn virgin? Round yawn virgin, mother,

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and child. Round yawn. That's gotta be some,

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like, middle English. Round yon virgin. Mother

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and child. So you're trying to say that's a package

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deal. That's the mother and the child. But she's

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a round yon virgin. Which one? Because Joseph

00:14:41.539 --> 00:14:44.659
didn't knock her up. Oh, yeah. But even if the

00:14:44.659 --> 00:14:46.860
Lord knocked her up... But if this is... He still

00:14:46.860 --> 00:14:50.120
woulda knocked her up. Yeah, right. Am I wrong?

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Right, they have, like, IVF or something back

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in the day? Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Yeah, I don't

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know. He comes down all mystic and stuff. Have

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a procedure. I mean, I don't I don't I don't

00:15:02.190 --> 00:15:04.289
know how that works, right? All right, just kind

00:15:04.289 --> 00:15:08.789
of waves his hands like presto Ding oh, what's

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that? You'll find out pay no attention to that.

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Yeah. Oh Man, if this is the mother and child

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they're talking about this child being the one

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that's sleeping. Yeah, why are we celebrating?

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Baby Jesus going to sleep. Why do I fucking care?

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Right. It's like baby Jesus fell asleep Okie

00:15:28.629 --> 00:15:31.450
-dokie. Right. That's good. Figure infants do

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that. Right. You know what? When they all come

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and they bring the frankincense and the myrrh,

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I'm gonna be the guy otherwise, man, who brings

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that super -ass noisy toy. Wee, wee, wee, wee,

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wee. Yo, Joe Mary, what's up? Check this shit

00:15:44.929 --> 00:15:47.830
out. Like a little baby drum set. You just woke

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up Jesus. God damn it. Nah, Jesus won't play

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with this shit. That's what's up with that. He

00:15:51.950 --> 00:15:55.909
could have just brought diapers. Exactly. Formula,

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anything. So, The Twelve Days of Christmas. Now,

00:16:02.039 --> 00:16:04.340
this song is just whack all the way around. It's

00:16:04.340 --> 00:16:08.720
just kind of a wacky song. And I redid a version

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of this, god, years ago? Four or five years ago?

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I don't know if I did a sports version of it

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for the sports show I used to run, or if I did

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one for this town we used to live in adjacent

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to Valparaiso. It's a town called South Haven.

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So I did a South Haven version, and I... Pretty

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sure I did a sports version. But this original

00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:35.379
version, it's a doozy. And it's long overdue

00:16:35.379 --> 00:16:38.960
for an update, in my opinion. If my true love

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gave me half of these things, I'd probably take

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off. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah, you know. That's

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what did you give me? Eight of what? The five

00:16:49.279 --> 00:16:51.659
gold rings is cool. Five gold rings is fine.

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Everything else is kind of partridge in a pair

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of what? Why would I want a partridge? Why would

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I, yeah, I'm in an apartment. What am I gonna

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do with a goddamn pear tree? I don't have room

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for that. Do you care? No, you don't. You know

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who you're dating. So. Eight maids are milking.

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Eight maids, well. What the fuck is that about?

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Are they milking rats? I wanna know that. Oh

00:17:17.619 --> 00:17:19.519
my goodness. Are they milking rats? Twelve days

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of Christmas. predicted the Mark Moe Show rat

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milk era. They really did. That's insane. They

00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:28.720
really did. Eight maids milking rats. See, they

00:17:28.720 --> 00:17:30.140
dropped the rats. Yeah, that's true. So like,

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I don't think people feel the rat. It didn't

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fit the meter of the song. It really didn't.

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You know? Yeah. They're milking. What are they

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milking? It's implied, it's rats. It's implied,

00:17:39.940 --> 00:17:42.240
clearly. Clearly they're milking rats. Haven't

00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:45.059
you seen the music video? Ah, this bit is never

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going away, never ever. So, you know, the rest

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ain't got time for the poultry and the lords

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of leaping and all of that. Yeah, what the hell

00:17:55.539 --> 00:17:58.859
is that? This is great. So, on the ninth day

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of Christmas, my true love said to me, nine ladies

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dancing. Well, okay, now hold up on that one.

00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:09.880
That one could work, all right? So it's kind

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of like, thank you, sweetheart. I've always wanted

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a gaggle of what I'm guessing are hired strippers

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to spend the holiday with. So thoughtful of you.

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Yeah. It's like, heh, and here come the nine

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ladies dancing. First up, Chastity. I mean, is

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that, is that where, if so, I have this renewed

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love for the Christmas holiday. Right. And I

00:18:31.240 --> 00:18:33.259
am, I am down. Anybody want to give me nine ladies

00:18:33.259 --> 00:18:36.759
dancing? I'm, I'm down. And the golden rings.

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Those two were, you know, the rest, I didn't

00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:43.319
get swans in and not, yeah. Swans are assholes,

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by the way. Oh, yeah. They're right up there

00:18:44.759 --> 00:18:46.319
with geese. Right up there with geese. Ah, they're

00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:50.339
the ones. Anyway, Aidan alluded to this little

00:18:50.339 --> 00:18:55.380
doozy earlier on. The Christmas shoes. Yeah.

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So, this is kinda going deep, maybe even too

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deep, but here's the cliff notes. Man goes to

00:19:01.579 --> 00:19:03.779
a store, sees a kid attempting and failing to

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buy new shoes for his dying mother. The song...

00:19:07.349 --> 00:19:10.789
was also turned into a made -for -tv movie starring

00:19:10.789 --> 00:19:13.750
Rob Lowe. Rob Lowe. I love Rob Lowe. He never

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ages. Oh, yeah. Even Paul Rudd are gonna look

00:19:15.910 --> 00:19:20.349
40, like when they're 80. Because some television

00:19:20.349 --> 00:19:23.210
exec thought three minutes of this wasn't enough

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to make you cry. Here's the lyric. You see, she's

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been sick for quite a while. And I know these

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shoes would make her smile. And I want her to

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look beautiful, if mama meets Jesus tonight.

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So what you're saying is, you're getting these

00:19:43.309 --> 00:19:46.730
goddamn shoes, mama's gonna croak, and then what

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are you gonna take them back, are you gonna refund

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them, or...? No, she's wearing them in the coffin!

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Which is stupid, because you can't see them anyway,

00:19:52.430 --> 00:19:55.690
because the coffin's closed! Mom's got the shoes.

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I really I see your hair hair looks lovely. I

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the she I don't know about the shoes I'll trust

00:20:01.150 --> 00:20:05.910
you that's so strange Nothing says holidays like

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footwear and dead parents No, and then away in

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a manger and now Jesus man, I'm to remember the

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saddest part of the nativity stories where babe

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Jesus didn't have proper lodging, right? So he

00:20:24.369 --> 00:20:26.910
had to sleep in a rest lodging didn't have proper

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lodging, right? They went to the Holiday Inn

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and the Holiday Inn's like nah, now we got nothing

00:20:30.990 --> 00:20:33.289
got nothing for you. Oh hell. I guess it's in

00:20:33.289 --> 00:20:37.650
Motel 6 So they had to sleep in a super eight.

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No the super eight. Oh, no Okay So creepy Jim's

00:20:44.250 --> 00:20:47.680
gonna be there creepy well Okay, we'll just roll

00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:50.660
the dice with that then. You know, so he has

00:20:50.660 --> 00:20:53.259
to sleep in this receptacle meant for like animal

00:20:53.259 --> 00:20:57.259
feeding, right? So... So, no worries. I offer

00:20:57.259 --> 00:21:01.000
baby Jesus to the pigs. To the pigs? Wait, pigs

00:21:01.000 --> 00:21:04.700
eat... Oh no. Pigs eat people. Lord, we need

00:21:04.700 --> 00:21:12.240
another Jesus! So... Okay, so... No worries because

00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:15.019
someone wrote a song to memorialize that moment

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This song is kind of like that drunk uncle who

00:21:17.299 --> 00:21:19.660
always ruined your birthday party by mentioning

00:21:19.660 --> 00:21:23.940
that you had a giant headed bird Here's a lyric

00:21:23.940 --> 00:21:27.400
bless all the dear children in thy tender care

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and take us to heaven to live with thee there

00:21:33.490 --> 00:21:35.769
Wait this so this song has been pro -abortion

00:21:35.769 --> 00:21:37.450
this whole time the whole time. We didn't even

00:21:37.450 --> 00:21:40.289
know it I'm coming around to it right. You know

00:21:40.289 --> 00:21:42.750
bless. I know right now all the Christians are

00:21:42.750 --> 00:21:44.589
like wait a minute They're flipping through their

00:21:44.589 --> 00:21:47.109
him. Yeah wait. I don't think this is right.

00:21:47.109 --> 00:21:52.829
Oh goodness Harold This takes some reading between

00:21:52.829 --> 00:21:56.190
the V's, but this song is talking about taking

00:21:56.190 --> 00:21:58.950
kids to heaven, where people who are not living

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go. Not sure how or why this fits into the song.

00:22:03.289 --> 00:22:06.410
But it did. Did Lord Palpatine write this? I

00:22:06.410 --> 00:22:08.769
think he did. Do it. I think he did. Kill the

00:22:08.769 --> 00:22:13.190
younglings. Yeah, I think so. Do it. Yeah. Didn't,

00:22:13.190 --> 00:22:16.369
uh, oh God, what's his name? Didn't, uh... He's

00:22:16.369 --> 00:22:18.609
before he was dart Anakin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

00:22:18.609 --> 00:22:23.029
didn't he go in and like yeah my kids do it kill

00:22:23.029 --> 00:22:27.730
the younglings really younglings This one Aidan

00:22:27.730 --> 00:22:31.990
knows that I've been hot on for a long time Song

00:22:31.990 --> 00:22:34.890
called do they know it's Christmas time Such

00:22:34.890 --> 00:22:39.569
a bad song and so but here's the thing the song

00:22:39.569 --> 00:22:46.809
has every impactful voice of the 80s rock and

00:22:46.809 --> 00:22:51.369
pop right there for you in a song in theory you

00:22:51.369 --> 00:22:55.009
should be like this should be the greatest song

00:22:55.009 --> 00:22:58.130
ever sung I mean that we that we all know that

00:22:58.130 --> 00:23:02.490
was Jack Black but in in in this one like you

00:23:02.490 --> 00:23:04.490
just look at all this talent right and you're

00:23:04.490 --> 00:23:09.950
like oh it's gonna be a banger well you see not

00:23:09.950 --> 00:23:11.950
so much so nothing says Merry Christmas like

00:23:11.950 --> 00:23:13.609
a bunch of millionaires telling you how to spend

00:23:13.609 --> 00:23:18.059
your money This is the lyric. This is the one

00:23:18.059 --> 00:23:21.220
that really set me off. Well tonight. Thank God.

00:23:21.400 --> 00:23:26.000
It's them instead of you, right? Song about poor

00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:29.039
little kids in Africa, right? It seems kind of

00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:34.700
harsh Bono. Yeah, that's For for mr. Mr. Unicef

00:23:34.700 --> 00:23:38.119
and mr. Right like a charity and everything else.

00:23:38.420 --> 00:23:41.319
Did you write this? Right or did like just some

00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:43.140
chode write it and is like listen, man You're

00:23:43.140 --> 00:23:45.779
gonna actually sung that part. Yeah, he sung

00:23:45.779 --> 00:23:47.839
that part like you're gonna make a lot of money

00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:51.259
if you just sing this Thank God is there was

00:23:51.259 --> 00:23:54.339
scared of you and I'm like, wait a minute. Oh

00:23:56.289 --> 00:23:59.230
Hey Marge, at least we're not those poor little

00:23:59.230 --> 00:24:02.269
African kids. Pass the eggnog, please. I mean,

00:24:02.470 --> 00:24:05.470
what a bunch of rat bastards we have. So shitty.

00:24:05.869 --> 00:24:08.490
Yeah, that's kind of a shitty deal. That's very

00:24:08.490 --> 00:24:11.250
white America though. Oh, isn't it? Oh God, it's

00:24:11.250 --> 00:24:13.150
crazy. Even though I don't think he's American.

00:24:13.809 --> 00:24:17.089
No, he's not. And he's Irish, so I'll give him

00:24:17.089 --> 00:24:19.690
some credit, but I think, I don't know if he

00:24:19.690 --> 00:24:23.009
wrote this. That's what I was in Bob Geldof might

00:24:23.009 --> 00:24:25.849
have wrote it Bob Geldof's bitch ass. Yeah. Well

00:24:25.849 --> 00:24:29.650
is he who is he? Well, that's and that's a story

00:24:29.650 --> 00:24:32.809
for another day But he he wrote a song about

00:24:32.809 --> 00:24:34.750
basically about someone going into school and

00:24:34.750 --> 00:24:36.789
killing a bunch of people on the song It was

00:24:36.789 --> 00:24:39.690
called I hate Mondays and it's like that was

00:24:39.690 --> 00:24:42.650
by Bob Geldof. So I'm pretty sure he wrote this

00:24:42.650 --> 00:24:45.029
little doozy, too so I imagine like you know

00:24:45.029 --> 00:24:48.289
Bono's saying it is like Excuse me. Hey, hang

00:24:48.289 --> 00:24:51.269
on everybody. So let me get this right. So I

00:24:51.269 --> 00:24:54.069
just sang this part right here and singing about

00:24:54.069 --> 00:24:57.710
Thank God. Thank thank God. It's it's them instead

00:24:57.710 --> 00:25:03.730
of it. What the hell? Oh No Stinks fire like

00:25:03.730 --> 00:25:06.329
hey bloody cares. We're getting paid for it.

00:25:06.349 --> 00:25:09.410
Just sing the lyric the lyric sing the lyric

00:25:09.410 --> 00:25:16.130
The last one I've got for you is winter wonderland

00:25:16.940 --> 00:25:19.759
Now song basically sounds like someone who's

00:25:19.759 --> 00:25:21.960
run out of things to talk about on their first

00:25:21.960 --> 00:25:25.700
day You know it is literally listing things that

00:25:25.700 --> 00:25:28.779
they're seeing talking about weather Did you

00:25:28.779 --> 00:25:31.400
notice the the bluebird went away and that that

00:25:31.400 --> 00:25:34.160
new birds here a new bird time new bird? How

00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:36.619
about that? Yeah, those aren't two pillow. Oh,

00:25:36.619 --> 00:25:40.539
that's a boy. It's getting late, huh? So if the

00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:42.920
date was with Michael Buble, I would be a hundred

00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:46.359
percent okay with all of this Now if it's Tim

00:25:46.359 --> 00:25:51.299
from tinder probably yeah, probably less so One

00:25:51.299 --> 00:25:53.660
of the weirdest lyrics and pretend that he is

00:25:53.660 --> 00:25:56.700
Parson Brown. He'll say are you married? We'll

00:25:56.700 --> 00:26:01.039
say nah, man Which is also alarming because they're

00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:04.440
talking about a snowman, right? The snowman comes

00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:09.680
to life And he's Parson Brown Parson Brown Whoever

00:26:09.680 --> 00:26:12.240
that might be and then he wants to officiate

00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:15.259
a wedding or something, right? All right, so

00:26:15.259 --> 00:26:19.279
so right right then that begs the question What

00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:22.420
are they smoking and can I have some right? Is

00:26:22.420 --> 00:26:24.500
it legal where we are if they're seeing snowmen

00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:27.200
come to life? It's probably not even marijuana.

00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:29.359
I mean there there's something else there eat

00:26:29.359 --> 00:26:31.839
some bark man. I mean there yeah laced there

00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:37.140
I'm thinking so for sure Hey, man. Hey, this

00:26:37.140 --> 00:26:40.599
is Snowman. We're not married, Mr. Snowman. He's

00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:43.980
a happy, he look a happy guy. That's Parson Brown.

00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:46.720
That's Parson Brown. That's Parson Brown right

00:26:46.720 --> 00:26:51.099
there. He's a salary man? No. No, man. No, man.

00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:54.359
Nah. Yeah, this sounds like Christmas with Stoner

00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:57.680
Stanley. Oh yeah, for sure. You know, so apparently

00:26:57.680 --> 00:26:59.640
Establishment is A -OK with having Christmas

00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:02.000
lyrics that no one understands or appreciates.

00:27:02.259 --> 00:27:04.460
And really, I mean, let's be honest, who is Parson

00:27:04.460 --> 00:27:06.259
Brown and why is he asking people if they're

00:27:06.259 --> 00:27:07.680
married? This is kind of rude. And why is he

00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:10.700
a snowman? Right. He's you know, I guarantee

00:27:10.700 --> 00:27:13.000
what happened after the song was written Parson

00:27:13.000 --> 00:27:15.740
Brown got a job with the professional sports

00:27:15.740 --> 00:27:18.400
team and his job was to focus in on people on

00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:20.359
the kiss cam Oh, yeah, like I think that was

00:27:20.359 --> 00:27:22.819
his shit like that's what he ended up doing.

00:27:22.819 --> 00:27:27.319
I guarantee it I guarantee it I buy that but

00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:32.039
in this was I mean this was just Enough of the

00:27:32.039 --> 00:27:34.859
songs in the lyrics to fit into this 30 minute

00:27:34.859 --> 00:27:38.009
segment Could have gone on. Oh, yeah, there are

00:27:38.009 --> 00:27:41.150
songs that hit the cutting room for a lot. Oh,

00:27:41.150 --> 00:27:45.890
yeah, I mean it's There's a lot there there really

00:27:45.890 --> 00:27:48.170
is I encourage you to kind of look through some

00:27:48.170 --> 00:27:50.230
of these songs and lyrics and just have a laugh

00:27:50.230 --> 00:27:52.549
You know because we're sitting there and kids

00:27:52.549 --> 00:27:55.089
are singing along and you're just like Right

00:27:55.089 --> 00:27:56.930
that little dude doesn't even know what the hell

00:27:56.930 --> 00:28:01.170
he just sang about oh Man, but eight ladies milking.

00:28:01.190 --> 00:28:04.049
Oh, you got you got holes decked with balls of

00:28:04.049 --> 00:28:08.400
holly Right. Which that I guess is cool. And

00:28:08.400 --> 00:28:13.599
why are you decking Holly? That's not very Christmassy.

00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:19.259
Yeah. Holly get up on the wall. I'm decking the

00:28:19.259 --> 00:28:22.339
halls with you. Hey, you know if that's your

00:28:22.339 --> 00:28:24.299
idea of a good time don't don't let me don't

00:28:24.299 --> 00:28:28.359
let me slow your roll. So to recap. To recap.

00:28:28.579 --> 00:28:32.759
So to recap. We have a pro -abortion baby manger

00:28:32.759 --> 00:28:37.680
song. Yep. We have Rat milk confirmed. Confirmed.

00:28:38.180 --> 00:28:40.579
Confirmed in. The maids are milking. In Christmas

00:28:40.579 --> 00:28:46.400
lore. Maids are milking. Dead mama shoes. That's

00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:48.900
just a thing, I guess. My mom's dying, here's

00:28:48.900 --> 00:28:52.180
some shoes. And definitely someone was on shrooms

00:28:52.180 --> 00:28:54.759
when they were talking to a snowman about not

00:28:54.759 --> 00:28:57.720
needing to officiate a wedding. Right, yeah.

00:28:58.299 --> 00:29:00.359
That's it. Because what does it mean that he

00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:03.390
can do the job while he's in town? Are they specifically

00:29:03.390 --> 00:29:05.130
talking about officiating weddings? How do they

00:29:05.130 --> 00:29:08.410
know where he's going? Right. Can he do the job

00:29:08.410 --> 00:29:10.210
when he's in town? He's like, hey, I live here

00:29:10.210 --> 00:29:12.329
and I can't drive. Where am I going? Also, I'm

00:29:12.329 --> 00:29:17.809
a snowman. I can't walk. I'm telling you, I don't

00:29:17.809 --> 00:29:20.089
know what they're chewing on, but it's good.

00:29:20.349 --> 00:29:22.990
Yeah, gotta be the righteous stuff. Oh, it's

00:29:22.990 --> 00:29:25.490
gotta be. There's no doubt. All right, well,

00:29:25.529 --> 00:29:28.569
hey, if you guys have Christmas songs, lyrics,

00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:32.859
Poems, sayings that you think are just silly

00:29:32.859 --> 00:29:35.940
and funny. Hit up our DMs, Aidan Maloney, Mark

00:29:35.940 --> 00:29:40.579
Maloney, Maloney Media on our Insta. You can

00:29:40.579 --> 00:29:43.299
find... Why is Old Lang Sy a Christmas song?

00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:46.460
Right? It's a New Year song. That's what I'm

00:29:46.460 --> 00:29:49.759
saying. but in one of the greatest Christmas

00:29:49.759 --> 00:29:53.539
movies, which is Back to the Future. No, I'm

00:29:53.539 --> 00:29:57.039
kidding. You're thinking of Die Hard. I am thinking

00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:59.539
of Die Hard. No, it's a wonderful life. At the

00:29:59.539 --> 00:30:03.400
very end, they're singing Au Lang Sy. Yeah. And

00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:08.180
while it's an impactful ending of a movie. Sure.

00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:10.819
Like the ending, I mean, if your eye doesn't

00:30:10.819 --> 00:30:13.940
squirt a little bit. From that as a kid it was

00:30:13.940 --> 00:30:16.119
like us a fun movie, but then as you get older.

00:30:16.240 --> 00:30:18.500
You're just like it hits you Yeah, that dude

00:30:18.500 --> 00:30:21.299
was he was going through some shit, right? You

00:30:21.299 --> 00:30:23.740
know so you feel for this dude. That's just like

00:30:23.740 --> 00:30:26.400
hey, man He had a thousand people that were like

00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:29.380
mad dudes a good dude. Yeah, I mean it was there's

00:30:29.380 --> 00:30:32.319
pretty impactful But yeah all anxiety. It's like

00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:34.519
wait a minute. Have they really been there for

00:30:34.519 --> 00:30:38.529
a full week already New Year? How long was he

00:30:38.529 --> 00:30:41.269
gone? Yeah, wow, he's been gone quite a while.

00:30:41.990 --> 00:30:44.549
I didn't mean to interrupt your promo. That just

00:30:44.549 --> 00:30:47.069
hit me as I heard that on a Christmas station.

00:30:47.609 --> 00:30:49.650
in a store today. I'm like, that's not fucking

00:30:49.650 --> 00:30:52.849
Christmas. No, no, it really isn't. It is not

00:30:52.849 --> 00:30:56.849
at all. No, I just wanted to say hit up our socials.

00:30:56.849 --> 00:30:59.750
If you have any thoughts on things pertaining

00:30:59.750 --> 00:31:03.089
to Christmas and music and whatever, feel free

00:31:03.089 --> 00:31:05.589
to do that. And then we're going to take a quick

00:31:05.589 --> 00:31:08.890
break here and we're going to take some DMs from

00:31:08.890 --> 00:31:16.519
you guys. All right, we're back everybody smart

00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:19.119
most show podcast I'm your host mark Maloney

00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:22.359
along with Aidan Maloney, and we're now on to

00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:26.579
Carpe Diem use beautiful wonderful people send

00:31:26.579 --> 00:31:29.680
us your DMS and Then we read them live on the

00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:31.500
air and you can send those DMS to any of our

00:31:31.500 --> 00:31:35.720
socials Or comments or whatever and we'll read

00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:39.839
them their questions. Well, well, well, I mean

00:31:39.839 --> 00:31:42.559
We could we could we could we could answer them.

00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:46.650
It's possible in theory in theory i mean if it's

00:31:46.650 --> 00:31:48.289
a really good question well even if the question

00:31:48.289 --> 00:31:51.450
sucks i mean we could we could in practice it

00:31:51.450 --> 00:31:56.250
could require it could require some influence

00:31:56.250 --> 00:32:01.470
uh yes of a sort i i think that's a fair way

00:32:01.470 --> 00:32:05.269
to put that yeah you know for example if someone

00:32:05.269 --> 00:32:08.009
said hey can you read my question and that's

00:32:08.009 --> 00:32:11.740
all I'd be like, yeah, we'll read it. We'll check

00:32:11.740 --> 00:32:13.799
it out. We'll see if it fits in the itinerary.

00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:17.640
And then the next guy comes up and says, hey,

00:32:17.980 --> 00:32:20.420
I have this question. Oh, well, that's really

00:32:20.420 --> 00:32:23.740
great. And I happen to have five gold rings and

00:32:23.740 --> 00:32:28.460
nine ladies dancing. Well. Well now. Well, that's,

00:32:28.460 --> 00:32:30.460
you know, I just glanced at this question. What

00:32:30.460 --> 00:32:32.480
a fantastic question. We're going to read it.

00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:34.440
Yeah, the interests have been piqued. We'll read

00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:37.539
it and answer it. Yes. That's how chastity gets

00:32:37.539 --> 00:32:43.380
over here. So that's basically about it. You

00:32:43.380 --> 00:32:45.839
send us the DMs and we read them on air. And

00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:48.180
I'll go ahead and get things started. This first

00:32:48.180 --> 00:32:51.359
one's interesting. I believe he had a comment

00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:53.740
last week. He chimes in again this week at College

00:32:53.740 --> 00:32:56.640
Football Bro. What in the world is going on?

00:32:56.819 --> 00:32:59.339
Notre Dame tells NCAA and their lame -ass Pop

00:32:59.339 --> 00:33:02.630
-Tart Bowl to piss off. Then Michigan head coach

00:33:02.630 --> 00:33:04.609
has an inappropriate relationship with an assistant,

00:33:04.769 --> 00:33:07.670
loses his shit, and gets arrested. I don't like

00:33:07.670 --> 00:33:10.309
this version of college football anymore. No.

00:33:10.569 --> 00:33:13.069
I don't either. It sucks. NCAA has always been

00:33:13.069 --> 00:33:17.609
a dogshit association. Right. They've let these

00:33:17.609 --> 00:33:19.630
conferences just do whatever the fuck they want.

00:33:19.910 --> 00:33:23.130
Right. Right. And that's not ideal. It's, in

00:33:23.130 --> 00:33:25.849
fact, I would say bad. Terrible. One could argue.

00:33:26.210 --> 00:33:30.190
Terrible. Very bad. Don't know. I mean, I guess

00:33:30.190 --> 00:33:33.410
it's kind of a good thing that these athletes

00:33:33.410 --> 00:33:36.250
can finally get paid for all the billions of

00:33:36.250 --> 00:33:39.430
dollars they The universities are making yeah.

00:33:39.430 --> 00:33:44.309
Oh for sure but then it's like I Don't it's all

00:33:44.309 --> 00:33:47.190
bad. It's all bad because it's like it's not

00:33:47.190 --> 00:33:49.910
equitable So for example, if you have some stud

00:33:49.910 --> 00:33:55.359
player, well some some chode Uh billionaire chode

00:33:55.359 --> 00:33:57.420
that has the degree from that university is going

00:33:57.420 --> 00:33:59.880
to throw 10 million dollars at him That makes

00:33:59.880 --> 00:34:03.440
him go to that school And then what is that is

00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:05.420
that is that billionaire chode going to give

00:34:05.420 --> 00:34:08.039
everybody money at that school? Right now because

00:34:08.039 --> 00:34:09.559
three quarters that team still aren't getting

00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:13.239
anything right. It's just the the Almost like

00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:15.860
our economy very strange how that works where

00:34:15.860 --> 00:34:17.719
one percent get all the money, you know It's

00:34:17.719 --> 00:34:19.320
it's kind of like look if you're a great player

00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:21.340
They're gonna throw cash at you if you're mid

00:34:21.340 --> 00:34:24.730
or worse. Well, you know You get an education.

00:34:24.969 --> 00:34:27.250
Right, right. How about that? Yeah. Aren't you

00:34:27.250 --> 00:34:30.329
lucky? Education isn't gonna get you a job. Right.

00:34:30.329 --> 00:34:34.349
Woohoo! Sign me up. Fuckass economy. At White

00:34:34.349 --> 00:34:38.969
Sox Jerry. Oh man. He's back. OMG we finally

00:34:38.969 --> 00:34:44.050
won something. We get the first pick in the draft.

00:34:44.809 --> 00:34:50.150
Wow. Wow. Guess the name of the current top prospect.

00:34:51.050 --> 00:34:56.099
Rock Chalawowski. Wow socks sounding is that

00:34:56.099 --> 00:35:01.539
guy Wow Rock Chalawowski That's the guy that's

00:35:01.539 --> 00:35:05.400
insane. That's the guy That's very that's very

00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:09.059
southside. Oh, yeah Like if they don't pick him

00:35:09.059 --> 00:35:11.360
everyone should be fired. Oh, yeah, it's like

00:35:11.360 --> 00:35:15.500
that guy has southside all yeah. Yeah Well, congrats,

00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:19.659
Jerry. Yeah, I mean I hope I hope he can rock

00:35:19.659 --> 00:35:24.650
your world Yeah, right Well, we'll see I suppose.

00:35:24.750 --> 00:35:28.050
Yeah, that's that's uh, is chalawowski the future

00:35:28.050 --> 00:35:32.650
is chalawowski Oh, man, that's rough. That's

00:35:32.650 --> 00:35:35.349
rough Well, hey, you know baseball doesn't work

00:35:35.349 --> 00:35:37.369
out. I'm sure there's a cheesy beef palace somewhere

00:35:37.369 --> 00:35:39.530
that it could work Oh, yeah, there's your own

00:35:39.530 --> 00:35:42.449
one few million of I'm sure you can It is that

00:35:42.449 --> 00:35:45.570
chalawowski's that beef and sausage there over

00:35:45.570 --> 00:35:48.960
there on that purging Come and see us. It's a

00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:51.460
Rocks Meat and Bread. Got our combo special on

00:35:51.460 --> 00:35:54.840
Fridays, my friend. Get to sit there with your

00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:59.619
friends in your front room. I'd go. Why not?

00:35:59.880 --> 00:36:02.079
Yeah. Yeah, Chalowatsky's Cheesy Beef Palace.

00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:05.300
Support the boy. Support the boy Rock. Sign me

00:36:05.300 --> 00:36:09.219
up. Make sure you dip that thing, too. The last

00:36:09.219 --> 00:36:12.440
one. Oh, no, not the last one. This one is from

00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:17.400
At Olive the Other Reindeer. Oh. What is up with

00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:20.099
this sexist North Pole? Oh gosh, first of all,

00:36:20.179 --> 00:36:23.119
it's debauchery, now it's sexist. Uh -huh. Uh,

00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:26.400
Donner, Blitzen, and that freak Rudy, a strong

00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:30.739
women deer have... have had enough. We are going

00:36:30.739 --> 00:36:33.840
on strike. If they think we're putting out anytime

00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:37.079
soon, well they should probably get an only -doze

00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:43.800
account and hoof it for a while. Hey. Olive.

00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:48.619
That's awesome. That's the only doze. I am proud

00:36:48.619 --> 00:36:52.179
of you. That's pretty great. Worker solidarity.

00:36:52.300 --> 00:36:54.500
God bless. Yeah. Hey, you got to do what you

00:36:54.500 --> 00:36:57.860
got to do. Yeah. Yeah. No doubt. I'm sure it's

00:36:57.860 --> 00:37:00.280
rough being a female at the North Pole, no matter

00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:03.599
whether you're a deer or human or anything else.

00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:08.139
My last one is at stonerstanley420. Our guy.

00:37:09.300 --> 00:37:14.139
Hi, Momo and Alan. Did you guys find Kevam? I

00:37:14.139 --> 00:37:17.360
hear there was a sighting like Big Hoof. Big

00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:22.360
Hoof. Big Hoof. Do you mean Bigfoot? Big Hoof.

00:37:25.380 --> 00:37:30.000
He's always this close. He's so close. That close.

00:37:31.179 --> 00:37:34.719
Big Hoof. Well, I didn't find Kevam. I want to

00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:39.170
watch, like, the B -tier. Hollywood movie Big

00:37:39.170 --> 00:37:43.590
Hoof. Like the straight to DVD. Straight to DVD.

00:37:43.909 --> 00:37:46.789
Starring Rob Lowe. Of course. Yeah, it would

00:37:46.789 --> 00:37:50.369
have to be starring Rob Lowe. Hallmark Holiday

00:37:50.369 --> 00:37:53.550
presents Big Hoof. He needs to be doing the character

00:37:53.550 --> 00:37:56.630
from Parks and Rec that he does. Yes. That would

00:37:56.630 --> 00:37:58.630
be amazing. I might have to write the script

00:37:58.630 --> 00:38:01.250
for that one. That's pretty solid. Ann Perkins.

00:38:01.550 --> 00:38:08.659
I'm out here looking for Big Hoof. Oh stoner

00:38:08.659 --> 00:38:11.840
oh man if there has been a sighting news may

00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:15.360
follow It could but I would just say especially

00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:16.860
if you're still stuck in that tree keep your

00:38:16.860 --> 00:38:19.639
eyes peeled for big hoof Most definitely yeah,

00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:22.139
I would agree. Oh that is something. How does

00:38:22.139 --> 00:38:25.760
he eat up there? That's a good question. Does

00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:28.199
he eat acorns like squirrels and shit? Or is

00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:29.519
he eating the squirrels? He's probably eating

00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:33.719
the squirrels Squirrels and fish probably. Yeah,

00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:36.079
he's parked in a van down by the river. Oh, right

00:38:36.380 --> 00:38:38.940
Good for him. Good for him. Fish and squirrels

00:38:38.940 --> 00:38:41.619
are still living. Healthy fats. Yep. And that

00:38:41.619 --> 00:38:43.900
squirrel. One squirrel still got his glasses.

00:38:44.599 --> 00:38:47.679
Yeah. Maybe that's why he can't see. He tried

00:38:47.679 --> 00:38:50.000
typing in a question. Thought he said Bigfoot.

00:38:50.539 --> 00:38:56.260
And it ended up being Hoof. Oh, Stoner. Oh, God,

00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:58.780
what a guy. Bless his soul. What a guy. Alright,

00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:00.760
what do you got, Aidan? I got some DMs here.

00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:05.179
One from a fellow named WeirdAtParty's38. What

00:39:05.179 --> 00:39:08.940
are your guys best cheat codes in navigating

00:39:08.940 --> 00:39:14.440
social situations? Oh? That's interesting. It's

00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:18.340
a fairly all -encompassing question there I Find

00:39:18.340 --> 00:39:22.280
because I'm kind of a quiet guy anyway um I'm

00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:25.420
not Unless I'm surrounded by friends and family.

00:39:25.539 --> 00:39:28.900
I'm not a super social Individual, but I find

00:39:28.900 --> 00:39:32.280
especially in holding a conversation you don't

00:39:32.300 --> 00:39:35.260
Really have to talk about yourself very much.

00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:37.179
You know, especially if you're a good listener

00:39:37.179 --> 00:39:41.320
practice being a good listener And inquire about

00:39:41.320 --> 00:39:44.380
the individual you're speaking with and the conversation

00:39:44.380 --> 00:39:46.679
is gonna run totally fine Oh sure, you know,

00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:48.559
cuz if you get nervous talking about yourself

00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:51.579
or you run out of things to to talk about even

00:39:51.579 --> 00:39:55.119
yeah Just be a good listener. I think that's

00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:58.579
important. I think is key to Handling conversations.

00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:01.519
Oh, no question. And if you are weird at parties

00:40:01.789 --> 00:40:05.730
Me too. Me too, but you know what? Just sitting

00:40:05.730 --> 00:40:08.949
and chilling there is totally fine. Oh, yeah.

00:40:09.090 --> 00:40:11.010
I've gotten through plenty of house parties where

00:40:11.010 --> 00:40:13.750
I'm like, I'm kind of uncomfortable here, but

00:40:13.750 --> 00:40:17.090
like the homies are having fun. So I just chill.

00:40:18.010 --> 00:40:21.829
I just sit here. Here's the thing, too. And I've

00:40:21.829 --> 00:40:24.030
got I've been rolling like this since college.

00:40:24.429 --> 00:40:26.469
And that is once again. And then you alluded

00:40:26.469 --> 00:40:28.289
to this fear with family or friends or things

00:40:28.289 --> 00:40:31.199
like that. That's that support group. You know

00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:33.480
what you're talking about. You know what everybody's

00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:37.719
game plan is You know to talk to them about and

00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:39.820
what they're probably going to talk to you about

00:40:39.820 --> 00:40:44.940
and whatever so Like that's different than going

00:40:44.940 --> 00:40:47.260
into a room where there's a shit ton of people

00:40:47.260 --> 00:40:50.559
you don't know right And that's okay. Like I

00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:53.300
got very used to that situation a long time ago

00:40:53.300 --> 00:40:57.539
because they don't know who you are so you can

00:40:57.539 --> 00:41:01.460
be whoever the hell you want and That's kind

00:41:01.460 --> 00:41:04.820
of fun because if I go into a situation like

00:41:04.820 --> 00:41:07.539
that, I mean, I can be myself. Like if I could

00:41:07.539 --> 00:41:10.239
pick up a vibe on someone and I'm like, ah, this

00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:11.900
person's pretty interesting. We start talking

00:41:11.900 --> 00:41:13.440
and then it's like, all right, I'll open up a

00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:15.579
little bit. Maybe we become friends, maybe we

00:41:15.579 --> 00:41:18.280
don't. But for a lot of times in situations like

00:41:18.280 --> 00:41:21.119
that, you may never see them again. You can be

00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:23.900
whoever you want. I mean, I think back to spring

00:41:23.900 --> 00:41:27.840
break and geez, let me see how many of these

00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:31.630
I can remember. Went to a strip club, told them

00:41:31.630 --> 00:41:33.429
I was a chiropractor, ended up giving massages

00:41:33.429 --> 00:41:39.230
to half of the strippers. True story. Went into

00:41:39.230 --> 00:41:42.829
a bar with a Wisconsin hockey jersey on, told

00:41:42.829 --> 00:41:46.030
a table of kids from Wisconsin that were on spring

00:41:46.030 --> 00:41:49.309
break that I was Chris Cellios's brother and

00:41:49.309 --> 00:41:54.170
had beers bought for me all night. There were

00:41:54.170 --> 00:41:59.429
a group of very attractive girls that their car

00:41:59.429 --> 00:42:01.190
got broken into and the one girl got a small

00:42:01.190 --> 00:42:06.090
cut on her finger. And so my one friend was very

00:42:06.090 --> 00:42:10.650
awkward. The other one was super quiet. And I

00:42:10.650 --> 00:42:13.469
went in and said, oh, hey there, how are you?

00:42:14.210 --> 00:42:16.150
Yeah, I'm pre -med, let me take a look at your

00:42:16.150 --> 00:42:22.090
hand. So, I mean, that's just kind of how I roll.

00:42:23.130 --> 00:42:27.230
And I don't know, for me it's fun. Because, like

00:42:27.230 --> 00:42:29.010
I said, if you're in that room and there's people

00:42:29.010 --> 00:42:31.190
there and you're never gonna see them again,

00:42:31.610 --> 00:42:34.429
you can be whoever you want. You can call yourself

00:42:34.429 --> 00:42:37.510
whatever you want. Right. And it's just fun.

00:42:37.849 --> 00:42:40.110
Because otherwise, situations like that can be

00:42:40.110 --> 00:42:42.829
awkward. You sit there, be like, oh my god, I'm

00:42:42.829 --> 00:42:46.090
bored. Unless you decide for yourself, I'm gonna

00:42:46.090 --> 00:42:51.210
have some fun. Right. Today I'm Randy, son of

00:42:51.210 --> 00:42:54.230
Harley Davidson, who is, yes, a real person.

00:42:54.789 --> 00:42:58.760
Yeah. You can do whatever the hell you want,

00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:00.960
as long as you're a good storyteller, which I

00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:05.079
am, and you have quick wit, which I have. And

00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:08.820
so if you have that, you can just, you can roll

00:43:08.820 --> 00:43:10.880
with it. You could be Charles Mallort if you

00:43:10.880 --> 00:43:13.719
wanted to. You could be Charles Mallort. Son

00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:18.480
of Carl Jepson Mallort. A very real person. A

00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:24.619
very real person. To give people an idea. of

00:43:24.619 --> 00:43:28.619
what he's talking about is only people from Chicago

00:43:28.619 --> 00:43:31.400
are like, Malort, wait a minute, was there a

00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:32.960
guy in there? Yeah, it's Carl Jepson Malort.

00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:35.400
Carl Jepson Malort. And the rest of the country

00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:37.699
is going, what are they talking about? What is

00:43:37.699 --> 00:43:41.519
its thing? First of all, Malort is this elixir

00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:43.980
from the heavens. You should know that first.

00:43:44.659 --> 00:43:48.019
And it was made by the Carl Jepson company. They

00:43:48.019 --> 00:43:50.599
were trying to make it cleaner, which is now

00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:53.630
alcohol. That just kind of cleans out your insides.

00:43:53.969 --> 00:43:56.989
That it does. It makes your taste buds happy.

00:43:57.269 --> 00:43:59.210
Yeah. Tastes and smells like pine salt. Yeah.

00:43:59.570 --> 00:44:05.889
So there you go. But we tried. I used to be in

00:44:05.889 --> 00:44:08.670
IT. I used to do some IT stuff. And I know that

00:44:08.670 --> 00:44:10.710
a lot of people I knew in IT, coders, things

00:44:10.710 --> 00:44:13.550
like that, they do quote unquote, they try to

00:44:13.550 --> 00:44:16.230
break things. Right. OK. So you get a new website

00:44:16.230 --> 00:44:19.380
up, a new program, something like that. when

00:44:19.380 --> 00:44:22.099
they have kind of a beta up they'll go hey check

00:44:22.099 --> 00:44:25.000
this out try to break it cool people go in mess

00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:26.920
with it be like oh that messed up this messed

00:44:26.920 --> 00:44:32.900
up so kind of kind of like that sure kind of

00:44:32.900 --> 00:44:38.179
like that we we went to ai went to chat gbt and

00:44:38.179 --> 00:44:42.940
we decided to screw with it and let me tell you

00:44:42.940 --> 00:44:46.320
and this goes back let me just tell you hit up

00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:50.570
ak -219 some gaming content where we chat about

00:44:50.570 --> 00:44:55.690
this a little bit. But we went to ChatGBT, and

00:44:55.690 --> 00:44:59.590
I'll be damned if we almost broke it. Oh, sure.

00:45:00.909 --> 00:45:04.409
And to the point where Aiden was like, this is

00:45:04.409 --> 00:45:06.889
my name and this is who I am and I am the heir

00:45:06.889 --> 00:45:13.190
to the Carl Jepson Malort franchise. I mean,

00:45:13.190 --> 00:45:16.190
we just went on and on. Oh, yeah. And like, number

00:45:16.190 --> 00:45:19.389
one, It was giving up. It literally... It's like,

00:45:19.550 --> 00:45:23.690
fine, I hear you, Charles Mellort. I get it.

00:45:24.309 --> 00:45:26.849
Not only was it giving up, it was getting annoyed.

00:45:26.989 --> 00:45:30.190
Yeah. So the fact there is this computer program

00:45:30.190 --> 00:45:32.949
that you are just being belligerent and you won't

00:45:32.949 --> 00:45:35.809
stop, it literally was like, if I were human,

00:45:35.909 --> 00:45:38.929
I'd smack you right now. It kind of had that

00:45:38.929 --> 00:45:43.630
feel to it. So can AI be broken? I think we did

00:45:43.630 --> 00:45:46.539
it. Yeah, we definitely made a headway at least.

00:45:46.699 --> 00:45:49.619
Oh, we did. Yeah, we did it was it was a it was

00:45:49.619 --> 00:45:51.940
it was interesting It was a grand old time. It

00:45:51.940 --> 00:45:55.679
was it was for sure. I got a DM here from Crippie

00:45:55.679 --> 00:46:00.460
grew correct Would you rather he asks? They I

00:46:00.460 --> 00:46:03.679
don't even know if Crip is is a man or not. We

00:46:03.679 --> 00:46:07.320
don't know they ask would you rather make 75

00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:13.059
thou a year passive income or make 250 thou a

00:46:13.059 --> 00:46:20.820
year Working nine to five That's a tough one

00:46:20.820 --> 00:46:25.179
so 75 and I'm doing jack shit, uh -huh Just collecting

00:46:25.179 --> 00:46:29.440
35 just collecting checks or 250 but I got well,

00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:32.840
here's the thing What's the job if if the jobs

00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:34.719
like oh you're a content creator. You just get

00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:37.039
to create content all day I will do that nine

00:46:37.039 --> 00:46:40.699
to five sure that sounds like a blast job unspecified,

00:46:40.699 --> 00:46:44.460
right? So if it's a job, I'm enjoying I can create

00:46:44.460 --> 00:46:47.039
my own hours. Yeah, I still have to work the

00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:49.500
40 hours a week. Were you still working two thou

00:46:49.500 --> 00:46:53.219
a year? Yeah. And get 250? Boy, that's tough.

00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:56.199
Yeah. Right, because if it's just some bitch

00:46:56.199 --> 00:46:58.840
ass desk job doing data entry or something. That's

00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:00.199
a drive. Irritating. That's eight hours of my

00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:03.639
life, I'll never get back. Yeah. Then, if that's

00:47:03.639 --> 00:47:07.079
the case, if it's implying a boring desk job,

00:47:07.139 --> 00:47:09.280
I'll take the passive income. Yep, I will too.

00:47:09.340 --> 00:47:13.219
I'll take the 75k. and just save up and try to

00:47:13.219 --> 00:47:17.340
retire early in a country that doesn't want people

00:47:17.340 --> 00:47:19.940
to retire at all. Yeah, for sure. That is for

00:47:19.940 --> 00:47:25.659
certain. Yeah, so that's 75 Gs. That sounds...

00:47:25.659 --> 00:47:28.579
Sounds ideal. Sounds pretty bueno. Like you were

00:47:28.579 --> 00:47:32.559
saying, since no job specified, I do content

00:47:32.559 --> 00:47:34.360
creation 40 hours a week. Right. That's what

00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:37.260
I'm talking about. I already put in a dozen hours

00:47:37.260 --> 00:47:40.309
a week. Right. Just for the uploads we do across

00:47:40.309 --> 00:47:44.389
the three channels. Yeah, I'm in so why why not?

00:47:44.630 --> 00:47:47.630
Yeah, I'm in Yeah, i'd be in for the 250k on

00:47:47.630 --> 00:47:51.289
that one, but 75 and I just get to see here's

00:47:51.289 --> 00:47:54.329
the thing Like okay, let's be honest here. It's

00:47:54.329 --> 00:47:58.369
75k And we don't have to do jack shit in reality.

00:47:58.369 --> 00:48:00.670
What are we doing? We're gonna sit at home and

00:48:00.670 --> 00:48:02.210
do content creation. So might as well get paid

00:48:02.210 --> 00:48:06.460
for it right strike strike my original one I'm

00:48:06.460 --> 00:48:08.519
gonna get paid 250. Yeah. Because I'm gonna do

00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:11.739
it anyway. That's the job. Yep. Yeah. Final DM

00:48:11.739 --> 00:48:15.159
I received here from a fellow named Punky Sweat.

00:48:15.500 --> 00:48:19.059
Oh, my guy. What's a kind of useless skill that

00:48:19.059 --> 00:48:25.820
you're super proud of having? Uh... A useless

00:48:25.820 --> 00:48:31.079
skill. First one that comes to my mind is I tend

00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:36.630
to have very good pattern recognition. but only

00:48:36.630 --> 00:48:42.550
for like dumb things like in video games specifically

00:48:42.550 --> 00:48:47.030
just like catching on super quick to like fighting

00:48:47.030 --> 00:48:49.650
mechanics or especially first -person shooter

00:48:49.650 --> 00:48:53.070
mechanics where just like I'll figure it out

00:48:53.070 --> 00:48:57.929
and I'll be like oh I got it no problem or reversing

00:48:57.929 --> 00:49:00.869
a tractor trailer pick that up like it was nothing

00:49:00.869 --> 00:49:04.190
I'm like okay so this axle turns this that turns

00:49:04.190 --> 00:49:06.869
that and then I end up here. Yeah, I got it.

00:49:07.230 --> 00:49:10.110
Yeah. Then it's like, how else would I apply

00:49:10.110 --> 00:49:13.690
it? I just applied to stupid things. Yeah, I

00:49:13.690 --> 00:49:17.409
didn't get that. And a perfect example is when

00:49:17.409 --> 00:49:19.929
I took the girls to Washington State University

00:49:19.929 --> 00:49:22.590
and we pulled the trailer and they're like, oh,

00:49:22.590 --> 00:49:24.110
you got to go around back. So we had to pull

00:49:24.110 --> 00:49:25.869
this little convoluted thing around the back

00:49:25.869 --> 00:49:28.389
of this building. And there are already a bunch

00:49:28.389 --> 00:49:31.050
of cars back there. And I've got this humongous

00:49:31.050 --> 00:49:33.550
Dodge Durango and attached to Dodge Durango is

00:49:33.550 --> 00:49:37.119
this this huge trailer that I'm pulling, and

00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:39.519
I'm like, God, what kind of an asshole do I look

00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:41.420
like? Everybody's got their shit in a station

00:49:41.420 --> 00:49:45.539
wagon. But I had two girls, so to be fair, you

00:49:45.539 --> 00:49:48.599
know, we had some shit. And then I'm like, oh,

00:49:48.599 --> 00:49:51.019
there's only this one spot, and I gotta wiggle

00:49:51.019 --> 00:49:55.199
this frickin' truck back into it. It was like...

00:49:54.809 --> 00:49:56.809
It was like that Peter Griffin where he takes

00:49:56.809 --> 00:50:00.010
he goes down to the boat ramp and it's like Oh

00:50:00.010 --> 00:50:04.150
my god, it took so many. I'm just like no I said

00:50:04.150 --> 00:50:07.409
in a minute I'm backing up and I'm going full

00:50:07.409 --> 00:50:10.309
speed and if I hit something or someone That's

00:50:10.309 --> 00:50:12.710
just it's it's just part of what this process.

00:50:12.750 --> 00:50:16.210
Yeah, it's got a plan. It really is But yeah,

00:50:16.210 --> 00:50:18.130
and then going back to like video games and your

00:50:18.130 --> 00:50:21.030
patterns. I took this gig down in Florida for

00:50:21.030 --> 00:50:25.780
about a year and so with the kids up here in

00:50:25.780 --> 00:50:28.619
Northwest Indiana, and I'm down there, part of

00:50:28.619 --> 00:50:30.599
what we would do is just like still having a

00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:32.239
connection or whatever, sometimes we'd game.

00:50:33.039 --> 00:50:35.000
And so I'm on there with Kira and Sarah, and

00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:37.739
we're gaming, and all three of us are about the

00:50:37.739 --> 00:50:40.440
same level. Like Call of Duty, you shoot them

00:50:40.440 --> 00:50:42.739
up, so yeah. Yeah, exactly. And so we're having

00:50:42.739 --> 00:50:45.760
a gay old time and whatever, but we're on a team,

00:50:45.820 --> 00:50:51.210
and so we're having fun. All of a sudden... This

00:50:51.210 --> 00:50:53.949
other player starts jumping around spinning in

00:50:53.949 --> 00:50:57.250
midair Killing everything in sight and I just

00:50:57.250 --> 00:50:59.349
and killing everything in sight. That's part

00:50:59.349 --> 00:51:02.989
me also and I just sat there and I'd go he's

00:51:02.989 --> 00:51:08.730
playing I He gave him the controller those shits

00:51:08.730 --> 00:51:11.510
and I'd pick up my pick up my phone and I'd be

00:51:11.510 --> 00:51:16.070
like is Aidan playing right now. Oh Yeah for

00:51:16.070 --> 00:51:19.989
me, I don't know a useless already telling that

00:51:19.929 --> 00:51:23.570
You got the storytelling skill. True, but I consider

00:51:23.570 --> 00:51:27.150
that useful. That is true. It's very useful.

00:51:27.369 --> 00:51:30.849
Our improv skills are useful as well. They are.

00:51:32.170 --> 00:51:36.889
So I suppose maybe being a cesspool of worthless

00:51:36.889 --> 00:51:40.489
knowledge. Oh sure, that's a good one. Where...

00:51:40.489 --> 00:51:44.030
Real Jeopardy, bar trivia... Just that shit that's

00:51:44.030 --> 00:51:47.210
just light, right. You know, like some obscure,

00:51:47.550 --> 00:51:50.170
like... Oh, blah, I'm the Magna Carta, blah blah

00:51:50.170 --> 00:51:51.730
blah, and I couldn't even remember where I put

00:51:51.730 --> 00:51:54.230
my goddamn glasses the night before, I'm like...

00:51:54.230 --> 00:51:58.469
Right. It's not working right. Yeah. It's clearly

00:51:58.469 --> 00:52:00.449
not working right, because I can pull up all

00:52:00.449 --> 00:52:04.130
this obscure facts and history and shit that

00:52:04.130 --> 00:52:08.269
I've known over time, and... something more recent,

00:52:08.489 --> 00:52:11.909
for example, leaving the stove on. When I went

00:52:11.909 --> 00:52:14.369
to see a friend in Crown Point, Indiana, which

00:52:14.369 --> 00:52:16.710
is about 40 minutes away from where we live in

00:52:16.710 --> 00:52:19.449
Valparaiso, and I go out there to see this friend,

00:52:19.769 --> 00:52:21.769
and we're hanging out, and we're talking, and

00:52:21.769 --> 00:52:25.289
I go, shit. And she's like, whoa, you look white

00:52:25.289 --> 00:52:27.889
as a ghost. What? I'm like, I think I left my

00:52:27.889 --> 00:52:33.489
oven on. And she's like, did you? Are you sure?

00:52:34.030 --> 00:52:36.909
I'm like, Oh, I just didn't leave my oven on.

00:52:37.389 --> 00:52:41.670
There's shit in the oven. Oh, no. So I sat there

00:52:41.670 --> 00:52:43.989
for like an extra 10 minutes. And I think I remember

00:52:43.989 --> 00:52:45.769
it because I call Aiden, because Aiden was a

00:52:45.769 --> 00:52:48.469
lot closer to my house. And he had the ability

00:52:48.469 --> 00:52:50.690
to get inside. So I'm like, oh, shit, I'm going

00:52:50.690 --> 00:52:53.250
to see it. But it was late. So he said, oh, man,

00:52:53.329 --> 00:52:55.070
I had to work early. I had to be up at four.

00:52:55.170 --> 00:52:56.769
I'm like, god damn it. Yeah. I'm like, god damn

00:52:56.769 --> 00:52:59.170
it. And so then I bounced. I'm like, I got to

00:52:59.170 --> 00:53:01.710
go. Lucky for me, the only thing in the oven

00:53:01.710 --> 00:53:05.219
at the time was a loaf of bread. So it was just

00:53:05.219 --> 00:53:07.739
a crouton. Yeah. So it turned out it was just

00:53:07.739 --> 00:53:10.860
a crouton. I'm like, oh my god. Because I swore

00:53:10.860 --> 00:53:12.800
I was going to get home, and I was just going

00:53:12.800 --> 00:53:14.800
to see this cloud in my front. Yeah. I was like,

00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:20.300
oh my god. So yeah, I don't know why the brain

00:53:20.300 --> 00:53:23.619
malfunctions that way. Yeah. But I would suppose

00:53:23.619 --> 00:53:25.539
cesspool worth of knowledge. Cesspool of knowledge.

00:53:25.780 --> 00:53:28.699
That's it. Yeah. I think I guess another useless

00:53:28.699 --> 00:53:31.300
skill I have, if there's one last one I'll mention,

00:53:32.099 --> 00:53:36.199
is the occasional, inconsistent I will say, but

00:53:36.199 --> 00:53:43.579
occasional ability to move with perfect finesse.

00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:48.059
Just to make bodily movements happen where I'm

00:53:48.059 --> 00:53:51.480
like, oh, I did that perfectly, cool. But then

00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:53.159
I'll be walking down the hallway and I'll just

00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:55.369
bonk into shit. I'm like well that wasn't very

00:53:55.369 --> 00:53:59.510
cool. So it's like very inconsistent but then

00:53:59.510 --> 00:54:02.469
like if I'm trying especially with my job it's

00:54:02.469 --> 00:54:06.030
you know you're stacking up 400 pounds of beverages

00:54:06.030 --> 00:54:08.769
on a hand card going up and down stairs turning

00:54:08.769 --> 00:54:11.949
tight corners and merchandising and rotating

00:54:11.949 --> 00:54:15.210
and there's just I'll just make shit happen and

00:54:15.210 --> 00:54:16.949
I'm like boy that that couldn't have been more

00:54:16.949 --> 00:54:20.489
perfect. Right. But then I like I don't know.

00:54:20.489 --> 00:54:22.949
I'll hit my hand card on the door getting out.

00:54:23.050 --> 00:54:26.429
I'm like, well, I guess I'm one for two. Yep.

00:54:27.690 --> 00:54:31.730
So I'll add that one to the list. Any other DMs

00:54:31.730 --> 00:54:33.309
there? That was the last one. That was the last

00:54:33.309 --> 00:54:36.230
one. All right. Well, if you have DMs, send them

00:54:36.230 --> 00:54:39.250
once again to our socials. Maloney Media, Aidan

00:54:39.250 --> 00:54:41.710
Maloney, Mark Maloney. Find us all over the place.

00:54:42.489 --> 00:54:46.480
And yeah, drop your DM in there. We are now on

00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:50.340
to the other foods. It is a segment that we created.

00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:53.820
Not to be like, oh yeah, let's talk about burgers

00:54:53.820 --> 00:54:57.159
and beef and pasta. No, all that's great. And

00:54:57.159 --> 00:54:59.639
I'm hungry. Oh, that is great. That sounds fantastic.

00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:03.039
However, we're kind of going the other way. We're

00:55:03.039 --> 00:55:07.079
looking at foods that are disgusting. foods that,

00:55:07.079 --> 00:55:08.559
like, a billy goat would go up to and be like,

00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:11.159
oh, I'm good. Yeah. I am. I think I'll pass.

00:55:11.280 --> 00:55:13.239
I think I'll pass on that. So what do you have

00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:15.480
for our other food segment this week? I found

00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:21.440
a fascinating, traditional Peruvian dish. Ooh,

00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:24.559
Peru. Straight out of Peru. It's this little

00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:32.440
thing called Cuy al Horno, a centuries old Andean

00:55:32.440 --> 00:55:37.019
delicacy featuring The whole seasoned animal,

00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:41.280
what is the animal in question? A full roasted

00:55:41.280 --> 00:55:46.420
guinea pig. Ooh, yum. Seasoned, of course, with

00:55:46.420 --> 00:55:51.059
garlic, cumin, mint, spices, baked whole until

00:55:51.059 --> 00:55:56.300
crispy. Oh no, oh no. And often served with potatoes.

00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:04.260
Oh God. Yeah, it is, quote, deeply rooted. in

00:56:04.260 --> 00:56:07.199
Andean culinary history, particularly in Peru.

00:56:08.420 --> 00:56:13.119
They say the meat is savory, slightly gamey,

00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:16.659
and tender with crispy skin after roasting. Similar

00:56:16.659 --> 00:56:25.940
to rabbit, but quote, distinct. No. Yeah, it...

00:56:25.940 --> 00:56:29.400
Yeah, oven -baked guinea pig. Apparently the

00:56:29.400 --> 00:56:35.369
hallmark of Tipon, the... city, considered Peru's

00:56:35.369 --> 00:56:40.150
koi capital. Typical recipe calls for the guinea

00:56:40.150 --> 00:56:43.789
pig seasoned with the aforementioned seasonings.

00:56:44.070 --> 00:56:46.309
One season, the guinea pig is typically left

00:56:46.309 --> 00:56:49.849
in there to marinate for up to a day before baking

00:56:49.849 --> 00:56:57.210
whole, whole guinea pig in. Apparently, traditionally,

00:56:57.670 --> 00:57:01.559
they place different... Aromatic branches inside

00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:07.619
of its abdominal cavity. Oh what? No Yeah, if

00:57:07.619 --> 00:57:12.139
you look up koi del horno or al horno rather

00:57:12.139 --> 00:57:17.280
The images that come up of the full roasted guinea

00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:23.119
pig are I in my opinion in my humble take Disturbing.

00:57:23.119 --> 00:57:26.400
Oh no disturbing. It's like you can still see

00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:32.489
the very the very details of the once very alive

00:57:32.489 --> 00:57:36.650
guinea pig. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh, you just found

00:57:36.650 --> 00:57:39.050
it, did you? Oh, God. Yeah, Marc Moe just did

00:57:39.050 --> 00:57:42.269
some live research and found Coyote Horneau.

00:57:42.389 --> 00:57:45.210
Oh, that's disgusting. Oh, there's some good

00:57:45.210 --> 00:57:47.230
ones on there, too. Oh, yeah, that one's still

00:57:47.230 --> 00:57:53.289
got his tail on him. That's, that's. Oh, yeah.

00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:57.199
Oh yeah. That's freaking gross. That's where

00:57:57.199 --> 00:57:59.880
it's at right there. That's lunch tomorrow for

00:57:59.880 --> 00:58:09.239
me. Ooh. Wow. I, I, ooh. Yep. That's nasty. Yeah.

00:58:09.840 --> 00:58:12.780
Some would say a bad time. I say, well, you haven't

00:58:12.780 --> 00:58:16.340
tried it yet. Let the good times roll. Ooh. Cuy

00:58:16.340 --> 00:58:18.920
el horno. Do some, do some research at home,

00:58:19.239 --> 00:58:23.369
folks. Or, or don't. Alternatively, you could

00:58:23.369 --> 00:58:27.969
not. Oh my god. That's disgusting. To me, I look

00:58:27.969 --> 00:58:31.250
at that and I'm like, that's a homeless person's

00:58:31.250 --> 00:58:33.590
meal. That is like, I just grabbed this critter

00:58:33.590 --> 00:58:35.190
and I'm starving and I'm just going to throw

00:58:35.190 --> 00:58:37.710
it over some fire and we'll just see where things

00:58:37.710 --> 00:58:40.449
go from there. Desperation meal. That is a desperation

00:58:40.449 --> 00:58:43.590
meal. I need calories. This rodent will do. This

00:58:43.590 --> 00:58:48.090
rodent will do. Oh god, that's nasty. Yeah. Oof.

00:58:48.409 --> 00:58:52.030
Well, I'm not on the things tasty tasty things

00:58:52.030 --> 00:58:58.989
I Do the frozen guy review I used to do the fry

00:58:58.989 --> 00:59:02.829
guy fry review but I've tried most of them and

00:59:02.829 --> 00:59:05.150
so now we're on to the frozen guy review some

00:59:05.150 --> 00:59:08.710
singles so I eat a lot of frozen meals and So

00:59:08.710 --> 00:59:10.809
I don't get these a lot because they're a little

00:59:10.809 --> 00:59:17.059
bit more expensive but the Amy's brand of frozen

00:59:17.059 --> 00:59:19.820
meals are very, very good. It's like all natural,

00:59:19.980 --> 00:59:24.840
all that kind of stuff. And so, I tried Amy's

00:59:24.840 --> 00:59:28.460
pesto tortellini. Now, I'm not a huge pesto guy,

00:59:29.239 --> 00:59:34.139
but the pesto in this particular meal, it's very

00:59:34.139 --> 00:59:40.760
good. It is, bland is the right word. Mild, maybe?

00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:43.280
Sure, yeah, yeah. Mild is probably a better word.

00:59:44.139 --> 00:59:47.159
For the pesto because I've had some pesto and

00:59:47.159 --> 00:59:49.260
either it's how they season it or whatever and

00:59:49.260 --> 00:59:52.840
I just I'm not a huge fan But however, they prep

00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:55.699
their old pine nuts are just wonderful And so

00:59:55.699 --> 00:59:59.000
I like it tortellini is excellent. It cooks well

00:59:59.000 --> 01:00:02.559
in the microwave and And as cheese in it, it's

01:00:02.559 --> 01:00:04.840
just it's very I was just about to ask if that's

01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:07.219
one of those like stuffed noodles That's got

01:00:07.219 --> 01:00:09.280
like the ricotta and mozzarella in there little

01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:14.519
the little puffy C shaped. Yeah. Yeah Pasta and

01:00:14.519 --> 01:00:16.760
it has and tortellini can have a lot of things

01:00:16.760 --> 01:00:20.639
in it. It's like ravioli, but with pizzazz Pretty

01:00:20.639 --> 01:00:23.840
much with style. Yeah, right. Here's ravioli.

01:00:23.860 --> 01:00:26.519
Hey, I'm sort of leaning. What's up? The cool

01:00:26.519 --> 01:00:28.559
kid on the block the cool kid on the block. Hey,

01:00:28.679 --> 01:00:32.340
how you doing? So yeah, the Joey Tribbiati and

01:00:32.340 --> 01:00:37.079
pasta So yeah, no the pesto tortellini is excellent.

01:00:37.079 --> 01:00:42.360
It's very good For what you pay for it Probably

01:00:42.360 --> 01:00:44.619
a hair on the expensive side, but once again

01:00:44.619 --> 01:00:47.539
you're getting all -natural food and they're

01:00:47.539 --> 01:00:50.199
there the brains organic, right organic Yeah,

01:00:50.500 --> 01:00:53.539
yeah, that's the that's the thing so I really

01:00:53.539 --> 01:00:56.219
I do like that portion of it also portion size

01:00:56.219 --> 01:01:01.400
important So like I'm feeling It is like I can

01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:04.360
just there's some meals I have to get two of

01:01:04.360 --> 01:01:06.599
because like if I do it It's like more of a snack

01:01:06.599 --> 01:01:09.199
you get two then it's like a meal. This is a

01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:12.019
meal so you can get this and like have yourself

01:01:12.019 --> 01:01:14.179
a little bread and butter or something, and it's

01:01:14.179 --> 01:01:17.639
perfect. It's fine. So as far as portion size,

01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:22.380
very good. As far as taste, very good. And once

01:01:22.380 --> 01:01:25.260
again, the pesto is, I think, about as good as

01:01:25.260 --> 01:01:28.320
you're going to get, especially on a frozen meal.

01:01:28.519 --> 01:01:32.300
That's pretty blatant. So I highly recommend

01:01:32.300 --> 01:01:38.239
it, and I'm going to give it an 8 .8. 8 .8? That's

01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:41.489
solid. Yeah, it's very good. Just a hair under

01:01:41.489 --> 01:01:45.190
the elite tier, the nines. Yes. But impressive

01:01:45.190 --> 01:01:48.309
nonetheless. Yeah, very close. And as I said,

01:01:49.309 --> 01:01:51.750
the thing keeping it down the most is probably

01:01:51.750 --> 01:01:54.010
cost. The price point. And if you go to your

01:01:54.010 --> 01:01:56.550
grocery aisle, your Stouffer's will be on sale

01:01:56.550 --> 01:01:58.989
from time to time. Your Michelin is like stuff

01:01:58.989 --> 01:02:01.469
like that. But once again, you kind of get what

01:02:01.469 --> 01:02:03.730
you pay for. They're kind of more mid -tier and

01:02:03.730 --> 01:02:07.829
I get it. But with this, it's like you're looking

01:02:07.829 --> 01:02:12.269
at six or seven bucks for a frozen meal. And

01:02:12.269 --> 01:02:14.170
so that's a little bit on the expensive side,

01:02:14.230 --> 01:02:17.369
I think. Sure. I think for a frozen meal, you

01:02:17.369 --> 01:02:18.750
probably shouldn't have to pay more than five

01:02:18.750 --> 01:02:20.630
bucks. Four or five bones, yeah. In my opinion.

01:02:21.130 --> 01:02:23.170
But it's a little bit more expensive. But once

01:02:23.170 --> 01:02:25.010
again you get what you pay for it's very good

01:02:25.010 --> 01:02:28.309
and and I can enjoy that meal Yeah, still cheaper

01:02:28.309 --> 01:02:30.929
than damn near any fast food these days. Well,

01:02:30.949 --> 01:02:33.369
right? Yeah You're gonna you're gonna go in even

01:02:33.369 --> 01:02:37.409
if you just get a basic a basic bitch meal Say

01:02:37.409 --> 01:02:40.070
two cheeseburger meal or just even a cheeseburger

01:02:40.070 --> 01:02:43.630
meal. Yeah, you're paying 10 12 14 bucks, right?

01:02:43.730 --> 01:02:47.050
Right just for that meal, you know, so So yeah

01:02:47.050 --> 01:02:49.590
still cheaper than that and it's it's an 8 .8

01:02:49.519 --> 01:02:52.679
Boy, no. Yeah. So it's good stuff. I'll try to

01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:56.119
compile these because I've saved them in a document.

01:02:56.159 --> 01:02:57.559
And I know I've said this about other things

01:02:57.559 --> 01:03:01.880
we do. But once years go by, it's, how am I really

01:03:01.880 --> 01:03:03.920
going to do that? But we're still kind of new

01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:07.519
on this one. So perhaps I'll try to kind of just

01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:11.039
put a running list together. Maybe post that

01:03:11.039 --> 01:03:13.849
on socials for you guys to look at. But yeah,

01:03:13.969 --> 01:03:15.969
Amy's Pesto Tortellini, thumbs up. Excellent

01:03:15.969 --> 01:03:19.349
day. Good stuff. Better or worse than the idea

01:03:19.349 --> 01:03:26.389
of a roasted guinea pig? Boy, that is a... It's

01:03:26.389 --> 01:03:28.690
the question of the year. It's the question of

01:03:28.690 --> 01:03:31.750
the year. It's what everyone's asking. It's really,

01:03:31.889 --> 01:03:34.050
it is what everybody's asking. I literally went

01:03:34.050 --> 01:03:35.530
to the bank the other day and they're just like,

01:03:35.530 --> 01:03:38.389
hey, I got a question for you. Fried guinea pig

01:03:38.389 --> 01:03:41.960
or Amy's Pesto Tortellini go? It's like, ah,

01:03:42.079 --> 01:03:44.599
now I'm on the spot. Oh, no. Right. And now I'm

01:03:44.599 --> 01:03:46.619
like, OK, hang on. I go back to my car and I

01:03:46.619 --> 01:03:49.199
come out. I'm like, OK, now I have charts. I

01:03:49.199 --> 01:03:51.199
have graphs. Yeah, exactly. I've got a PowerPoint

01:03:51.199 --> 01:03:58.679
presentation. You better buckle in. But no. Not

01:03:58.679 --> 01:04:03.340
even. Guinea pig, no. Just Google that shit.

01:04:03.639 --> 01:04:07.420
Oh, my god. It's, it's. Need a moment. What was

01:04:07.420 --> 01:04:10.460
it called? It coy el horno coy el horno. Yeah,

01:04:10.619 --> 01:04:14.059
which is Spanish for fuck. No, yeah Don't do

01:04:14.059 --> 01:04:18.300
it sure Portuguese. Yes, that's Not to sound

01:04:18.300 --> 01:04:20.400
insensitive. They sound like the same language.

01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:23.840
I'm sorry. I know Brazilian speak Portuguese

01:04:23.840 --> 01:04:28.320
Peruvians Probably I'm guessing speak Peru ish

01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.940
peruish. Yeah. Yep, and they also eat guinea

01:04:30.940 --> 01:04:33.320
pigs, so What the fuck do I know about Peru?

01:04:34.920 --> 01:04:37.179
Apparently nothing. They eat guinea pigs. Yeah,

01:04:37.280 --> 01:04:39.280
that's not something I knew two days ago. Really

01:04:39.280 --> 01:04:41.900
all you need to know. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I need

01:04:41.900 --> 01:04:45.039
a minute. We'll be back with you just made the

01:04:45.039 --> 01:04:56.780
list. All right, we are back everybody and I

01:04:56.780 --> 01:05:01.670
full disclosure the whole idea of Fried guinea

01:05:01.670 --> 01:05:03.849
pig just hasn't left my head yet. I thought maybe

01:05:03.849 --> 01:05:07.570
a music break would do that Nope, no the power

01:05:07.570 --> 01:05:11.730
of koi al horno koi al horno sticks with you

01:05:11.730 --> 01:05:15.670
Portuguese for fuck no Don't do it. You know,

01:05:15.789 --> 01:05:18.329
you're gonna have dreams tonight about like being

01:05:18.329 --> 01:05:20.889
stuck in the oven with the god dude. I'm done

01:05:20.889 --> 01:05:24.210
I'm done and the gross thing is okay. So I do

01:05:24.210 --> 01:05:28.130
these little promos every week for the show and

01:05:28.130 --> 01:05:30.909
I drop little images in for the various things

01:05:30.909 --> 01:05:34.269
that we talk about. And so I was looking, based

01:05:34.269 --> 01:05:36.989
on Aidan's terrible recommendation, at these

01:05:36.989 --> 01:05:42.909
photos of fried guinea pig. disgusting yeah what

01:05:42.909 --> 01:05:46.030
is more disgusting is a fact I shoved a McChicken

01:05:46.030 --> 01:05:48.849
in my face while looking at these foot what is

01:05:48.849 --> 01:05:52.070
wrong with me that is a problem that's that's

01:05:52.070 --> 01:05:55.489
what we call a skill in compartmentalize there

01:05:55.489 --> 01:05:58.170
you know I see where you like that I'm looking

01:05:58.170 --> 01:06:01.269
at koi al horno and I'm eating McChicken and

01:06:01.269 --> 01:06:03.929
I'm eating McChicken That's one of those useless

01:06:03.929 --> 01:06:05.750
skills. We were just talking that we're just

01:06:05.750 --> 01:06:08.369
talking about that's it. That is definitely it

01:06:08.369 --> 01:06:11.409
We are now onto you just made the list. It's

01:06:11.409 --> 01:06:14.610
our top 10 list that we do weekly 10 through

01:06:14.610 --> 01:06:17.570
2 and our big number one reveal these lists are

01:06:17.570 --> 01:06:21.590
gosh everything and anything and Only rule that

01:06:21.590 --> 01:06:25.420
we have is no rules Good. Isn't that great? It's

01:06:25.420 --> 01:06:28.260
the best rule. Yeah, I know. And here's the thing,

01:06:28.420 --> 01:06:31.099
too. Are we ousting ourselves as anarchists?

01:06:31.239 --> 01:06:33.059
I think we are. Good. I think we are. It's about

01:06:33.059 --> 01:06:34.960
time. Someone had to be brave enough to do it.

01:06:34.960 --> 01:06:37.659
To do it, yeah. And we are those guys. Yep. And

01:06:37.659 --> 01:06:41.139
I've heard so many people, like, we need rules.

01:06:41.159 --> 01:06:44.420
We need this. We need that. And we literally

01:06:44.420 --> 01:06:47.179
were just downstate in Indiana. And they were

01:06:47.179 --> 01:06:49.940
voted on it. Yeah. Or was that something else?

01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:54.039
No, they voted on this, I think. They voted to

01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:56.900
ensure, they actually wrote it in the state constitution,

01:06:57.219 --> 01:07:01.340
why JMTL, no rules. No rules. No rules. It's

01:07:01.340 --> 01:07:03.820
right up there. 31 to 19. Yeah. Yeah, it was

01:07:03.820 --> 01:07:06.119
pretty great. Those 19 people, by the way, up

01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:08.000
for election. Up for election, vote them out.

01:07:08.059 --> 01:07:10.400
Keep your eyes peeled. Wanting all kinds of rules

01:07:10.400 --> 01:07:13.360
in there. You just made the list, how dare you.

01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:18.880
Shit. Anyway. Anyway, here's our top 10 list.

01:07:19.840 --> 01:07:24.219
And this week is worst holiday gift ideas. And

01:07:24.219 --> 01:07:26.199
there are many. Oh, there's a lot. And I'll be

01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:28.820
shocked if Aidan's number one isn't what I'm

01:07:28.820 --> 01:07:31.760
already thinking it is. I'm pretty sure it is.

01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:35.460
But we're just going to take this journey together,

01:07:35.460 --> 01:07:38.239
everybody. Yeah. And Aidan, why don't you kick

01:07:38.239 --> 01:07:43.019
us off? And worst holiday gift ideas. All righty.

01:07:43.380 --> 01:07:48.130
I have. I have. I got a little creative. I'll

01:07:48.130 --> 01:07:53.630
phrase it like that. Okay. Number 10. A box of

01:07:53.630 --> 01:07:57.510
chocolates with one missing and several bit into.

01:07:58.349 --> 01:08:02.769
Life is like a box of chocolates. Hi Jenny, sorry

01:08:02.769 --> 01:08:06.429
I ate a few. Yeah, exactly. You gave a gift that

01:08:06.429 --> 01:08:09.929
you already divulged in. Yeah, it's like, dude,

01:08:09.969 --> 01:08:12.110
you ate the cream and caramel ones already. You

01:08:12.110 --> 01:08:14.090
left me the one filled with toothpaste. Thanks.

01:08:15.860 --> 01:08:18.960
Yeah, box of chocolates, several missing. Number

01:08:18.960 --> 01:08:25.279
nine, political merchandise. In general, why

01:08:25.279 --> 01:08:27.399
would you do that? It's bad enough that people

01:08:27.399 --> 01:08:30.640
get drunk and belligerent on Thanksgiving. Sometimes.

01:08:30.939 --> 01:08:32.939
I've been lucky enough to not have family do

01:08:32.939 --> 01:08:36.239
that in front of me. But yeah, political merch

01:08:36.239 --> 01:08:39.750
on... Christmas Day is not something you want

01:08:39.750 --> 01:08:42.630
in a box. It's bad. Mm -mm. Yeah, it's bad enough.

01:08:43.310 --> 01:08:45.470
Like, remember those stickers you used to see

01:08:45.470 --> 01:08:47.890
at the gas station? Oh, yeah. Joe Biden's like,

01:08:47.890 --> 01:08:50.470
oh, I did that, and is right next to where the

01:08:50.470 --> 01:08:52.729
thing is. And now they've got these kids' lunch

01:08:52.729 --> 01:08:55.710
boxes with Trump on there. Oh, that's a bad one.

01:08:56.050 --> 01:09:00.390
Oh, no. Anyway, oh, no. Oh, no. Well, you know,

01:09:00.590 --> 01:09:05.310
I'm just going to say stay tuned. Number eight.

01:09:06.640 --> 01:09:09.920
Cleaning supplies Yeah, because I think the implication

01:09:09.920 --> 01:09:15.520
is either a you're not cleaning enough. Yes You

01:09:15.520 --> 01:09:17.460
should be the one cleaning more like if you give

01:09:17.460 --> 01:09:19.539
it like a house or something like here's a brand

01:09:19.539 --> 01:09:22.640
new vacuum It's like wow look at these amazing

01:09:22.640 --> 01:09:26.300
organic Products I got you this one's lemon fresh.

01:09:26.380 --> 01:09:29.539
Yeah Yeah, look. I got you a swiffer. Yeah, I

01:09:29.539 --> 01:09:31.319
know where this lemon fresh thing's going later

01:09:31.319 --> 01:09:35.039
intent clean the floor clean the floor Yeah subtle

01:09:35.039 --> 01:09:39.340
hints at holiday time number seven breath mints

01:09:39.340 --> 01:09:45.409
Yeah, that says something oh that would That

01:09:45.409 --> 01:09:47.130
would you know if you give it you to like your

01:09:47.130 --> 01:09:49.109
stinky uncle that's always got like cigarette

01:09:49.109 --> 01:09:52.350
breath Oh for sure go when it's like 30 altoids

01:09:52.350 --> 01:09:58.810
yeah Number six a video game for a console that

01:09:58.810 --> 01:10:01.930
they do not own. Oh, that's that sucks Yeah,

01:10:02.409 --> 01:10:05.369
that sucks. They got like the ps5 and you're

01:10:05.369 --> 01:10:07.869
rolling in be like hey check out this 360 I got

01:10:07.869 --> 01:10:12.430
for you Thanks, man. Here's GTA on the 360. It's

01:10:12.430 --> 01:10:18.800
like Cool. Awesome, thank you. Number five, store

01:10:18.800 --> 01:10:22.920
-bought asparagus. Because why would you do that?

01:10:23.500 --> 01:10:26.520
Because I want my pee to smell a certain way.

01:10:27.699 --> 01:10:30.539
I want to get at the urinal in the public bathroom

01:10:30.539 --> 01:10:34.000
and have people be like, oh. Oh, dude, you just

01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.939
ate the asparagus. I know. It's a gift. It's

01:10:36.939 --> 01:10:40.300
a gift. It's wrapped in bacon, at least. Number

01:10:40.300 --> 01:10:46.399
four. a used slash tiny gift card. You give someone

01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:48.880
either a used gift card or like, hey, here's

01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:51.000
a Walmart gift card. Ooh, how much is on it?

01:10:51.020 --> 01:10:53.739
Five dollars. That'd be the worst. It's like,

01:10:53.819 --> 01:10:56.800
cool. I can buy almost a box of taquitos. Or

01:10:56.800 --> 01:11:00.380
not even not even something even like five dollars.

01:11:00.460 --> 01:11:02.260
You go on, but it's like three dollars and sixty

01:11:02.260 --> 01:11:05.800
one cents. You're like, bastard. It says like

01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:08.020
fifty dollars in the corner. Fifty in the corner.

01:11:08.020 --> 01:11:13.039
What the fuck? Number three, an advent calendar.

01:11:14.539 --> 01:11:19.979
Yeah. Check this shit out. OK. What's your theory?

01:11:20.300 --> 01:11:23.460
Well, my theory, as most of my theories, all

01:11:23.460 --> 01:11:27.159
revolve around alcohol. So there apparently is

01:11:27.159 --> 01:11:30.600
a Malort advent calendar. And each one has a

01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:32.840
little bottle of Malort in it. That's great.

01:11:32.880 --> 01:11:34.479
So like the second, a little bottle of Malort.

01:11:34.739 --> 01:11:37.180
Third, a little bottle of Malort. Yeah, exactly.

01:11:37.880 --> 01:11:40.220
But the point of Advent calendars is you get

01:11:40.220 --> 01:11:44.479
them on the 1st of December, and you open the

01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:47.460
last one on Christmas Day. Right. So if you get

01:11:47.460 --> 01:11:49.800
an Advent calendar on Christmas Day, it's like,

01:11:50.300 --> 01:11:53.939
what do I do all 25 now? Right. We'll just flip

01:11:53.939 --> 01:11:56.680
through. Oh, look at that picture. Oh, that's

01:11:56.680 --> 01:11:59.420
great. Thank you. It's a little late, but thanks.

01:12:00.079 --> 01:12:05.680
Number two, a faux fur toilet seat cover. Ooh.

01:12:06.060 --> 01:12:08.939
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know about that. Yeah, that

01:12:08.939 --> 01:12:11.100
seems like one of those tacky rich people things

01:12:11.100 --> 01:12:13.279
for sure like that would be something in Trump's

01:12:13.279 --> 01:12:15.880
bathroom Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like made out of

01:12:15.880 --> 01:12:20.539
like raccoon like It's got like oh this this

01:12:20.539 --> 01:12:24.779
one's actually bits of Bits of squirrel damn

01:12:24.779 --> 01:12:28.060
Bondi come check this out Look what I got for

01:12:28.060 --> 01:12:32.579
my gold toilet mind not the shit stains. This

01:12:32.579 --> 01:12:38.109
is genuine pretend mink Oh, yeah. There's nothing

01:12:38.109 --> 01:12:42.270
more unpleasant than sitting down to, you know,

01:12:42.689 --> 01:12:45.350
have a bowel movement. Right. And you're sitting

01:12:45.350 --> 01:12:49.569
on, you know, what they tried to make feel like

01:12:49.569 --> 01:12:54.789
a squirrel's coat. No. And to gift that to someone?

01:12:54.789 --> 01:12:56.489
No, I'm rocking back and forth. Like, my butt

01:12:56.489 --> 01:12:58.810
cheeks don't even like it. I'm not even there.

01:12:59.069 --> 01:13:01.210
Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. That's not good.

01:13:02.279 --> 01:13:04.600
All right, and we'll wait for your number one.

01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:09.340
Yes, which I hope to God is what it is All right

01:13:09.340 --> 01:13:12.380
a couple honorable mentions Religious gifts to

01:13:12.380 --> 01:13:15.680
non -religious recipients. Oh, yeah, I only know

01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:18.520
this because It's been a thing in our family

01:13:18.520 --> 01:13:21.319
for a long time Where you guys would get these

01:13:21.319 --> 01:13:25.180
little gifts and I'd be like, wow, I can't Wait

01:13:25.180 --> 01:13:27.920
to donate that right, right. That's fantastic.

01:13:27.979 --> 01:13:31.479
Yeah, typically from One or two specific individuals

01:13:31.479 --> 01:13:35.199
correct that they would die the the gifters gifters

01:13:35.199 --> 01:13:40.479
Another one noisy toys For kids that aren't yours

01:13:40.479 --> 01:13:43.479
That's a good one. Yeah, that's what that's the

01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:46.100
bit we were doing earlier about giving baby Jesus

01:13:46.100 --> 01:13:50.899
the drum kit Exactly his gold his frankincense

01:13:50.899 --> 01:13:53.260
check this shit out this monkey does flips and

01:13:53.260 --> 01:13:56.909
hits the tambourine check ting ting ting And

01:13:56.909 --> 01:13:59.689
Joe's like, Mary, get this guy. If you don't

01:13:59.689 --> 01:14:04.149
get him, I swear to God, what? Does this one

01:14:04.149 --> 01:14:07.710
have a gift receipt? No. No, it does not. Fuck.

01:14:08.430 --> 01:14:10.430
And then the last one of my out of inventions

01:14:10.430 --> 01:14:13.470
is lingerie. Look. Oh, yeah. Guys, I'm going

01:14:13.470 --> 01:14:15.510
to clue you in on this one. I made this mistake

01:14:15.510 --> 01:14:19.670
young in my life. Look, getting your woman some

01:14:19.670 --> 01:14:21.010
lingerie, that's a gift that keeps on giving,

01:14:21.149 --> 01:14:22.810
right? Something that makes her look special

01:14:22.810 --> 01:14:25.600
and fancy and pretty. and then you get to take

01:14:25.600 --> 01:14:28.640
it off her. So trust me when I say it's a win

01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:30.720
-win for everybody. Here's the thing though,

01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:35.500
so specific in sizes and how they fit. Just get

01:14:35.500 --> 01:14:37.260
the gift certificate. Just get the gift certificate

01:14:37.260 --> 01:14:38.979
to a Victoria Seeger, wherever the hell you're

01:14:38.979 --> 01:14:40.880
getting it from. Just get the gift certificate,

01:14:40.960 --> 01:14:43.930
let her. pick it and choose it that is something

01:14:43.930 --> 01:14:46.109
very specific that because you're you're going

01:14:46.109 --> 01:14:48.289
to go and you're going to get something and it's

01:14:48.289 --> 01:14:49.949
just like she's going to put it on be like oh

01:14:49.949 --> 01:14:52.170
this is bullshit yeah you'll never you'll never

01:14:52.170 --> 01:14:55.449
see the light of day right so and don't get lingerie

01:14:55.449 --> 01:14:58.670
for your weird uncle with the cigarette breath

01:14:58.670 --> 01:15:01.579
that the other kid gave altoids to Right, you

01:15:01.579 --> 01:15:03.380
know why? That dude's putting that shit on. He's

01:15:03.380 --> 01:15:05.260
gonna put that shit on. He's gonna put it on,

01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:07.479
and... And that's moral. And ruin Christmas.

01:15:07.859 --> 01:15:12.300
For everyone. Or improve for some. Or, well...

01:15:12.300 --> 01:15:14.640
All right, number ten. Did you see Uncle Jerry?

01:15:14.840 --> 01:15:16.739
Did you see Uncle Jerry? Holy shit. Dude can

01:15:16.739 --> 01:15:20.159
rock a thong, can he not? Ass cheeks. Them cheeks.

01:15:20.380 --> 01:15:23.520
Them cheeks. Did he have a tat on that right

01:15:23.520 --> 01:15:27.840
cheek? Does that say Juicy? Why does the other

01:15:27.840 --> 01:15:37.390
one say Mom? Number 10 fruit cake we've had this

01:15:37.390 --> 01:15:41.050
discussion. Oh, yeah Usually anything involving

01:15:41.050 --> 01:15:45.229
cake great Superfine or so hell -bent on making

01:15:45.229 --> 01:15:48.630
an atypical cake for Christmas make a coffee

01:15:48.630 --> 01:15:53.010
cake coffee cake velvet You got a lot of options

01:15:53.010 --> 01:15:54.750
right if you're going if you're straying away

01:15:54.750 --> 01:15:58.289
from the usual don't do fruit cake No coffee

01:15:58.289 --> 01:16:01.079
cake you could go into cookie territory Don't

01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:03.520
do fruitcake. Because here's what happens, right?

01:16:03.619 --> 01:16:05.119
Grandma's been in the kitchen all day. She's

01:16:05.119 --> 01:16:08.279
been in the kitchen all day, making little cookies

01:16:08.279 --> 01:16:10.680
and brownies and all these little things. And

01:16:10.680 --> 01:16:12.159
her kitchen's a mess, and it got shit all over

01:16:12.159 --> 01:16:14.279
the counter, and she goes, well, we're just going

01:16:14.279 --> 01:16:17.000
to put all this in here. And she takes her arm

01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:18.939
and just swipes it all into a bowl. It's like,

01:16:19.199 --> 01:16:22.220
that's fruitcake. That's what it is. To be fair,

01:16:22.460 --> 01:16:27.079
I have tried a fruitcake made with Guinness,

01:16:27.359 --> 01:16:31.140
product of Ireland. imported to the US. Okay.

01:16:31.619 --> 01:16:34.640
Very tasty. It sounds tasty. Very tasty. Is there

01:16:34.640 --> 01:16:37.079
anything Guinness can't do? That's true. And

01:16:37.079 --> 01:16:40.279
also the regulations in Europe for what is and

01:16:40.279 --> 01:16:43.720
isn't food are more strict. Right, correct. So

01:16:43.720 --> 01:16:45.460
that's actually food, not like the fruitcakes

01:16:45.460 --> 01:16:50.020
we have here where it's like ambiguous micro

01:16:50.020 --> 01:16:53.500
plastic. Right fruit flavored shit. You're eating

01:16:53.500 --> 01:16:58.279
these little fruity like globules nubs of weird

01:16:58.279 --> 01:17:00.579
nubs of stuff like that, and then you're just

01:17:00.579 --> 01:17:01.500
sitting there and all of a sudden You're like

01:17:01.500 --> 01:17:04.739
wait wait. Nope. I got a skittle. Why why? Why

01:17:04.739 --> 01:17:06.840
was there a skittle in my cake? Oh, it's a clump

01:17:06.840 --> 01:17:10.979
of cat hair. It's a grandma She wrapped up her

01:17:10.979 --> 01:17:16.000
damn cat All right, so fruit cakes number ten

01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:20.520
number nine a pet oh And it could be like the

01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:22.199
worst time, like they could be having family

01:17:22.199 --> 01:17:25.159
issues and just like, I'm so busy and this and

01:17:25.159 --> 01:17:26.779
that, and it's just a stressful time of year.

01:17:27.079 --> 01:17:29.300
And all of a sudden, bam, there's a golden retriever.

01:17:29.500 --> 01:17:32.079
Now they're like, oh my God, life is hard already

01:17:32.079 --> 01:17:34.359
and now I have to take care of an animal. You're

01:17:34.359 --> 01:17:36.800
not giving them a gift, you're giving them a

01:17:36.800 --> 01:17:40.960
10 to 20 year obligation. Yeah, depending on

01:17:40.960 --> 01:17:43.739
dog or cat, you're right. Right. Yeah. Just don't

01:17:43.739 --> 01:17:45.960
do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. It's not fair

01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:49.000
to the damn pet, let's be honest. Number eight,

01:17:49.260 --> 01:17:51.500
outdated electronics. Oh, yeah. So if you're

01:17:51.500 --> 01:17:53.579
not an electronic person, just don't give that

01:17:53.579 --> 01:17:55.680
gift because you're not going to get it right.

01:17:56.300 --> 01:17:57.819
You know, if you're just like, you're trying

01:17:57.819 --> 01:18:00.439
to be thoughtful and you'd be like, oh, look

01:18:00.439 --> 01:18:03.260
at this little digital organizer. And what you

01:18:03.260 --> 01:18:05.560
don't realize is like, yeah, that was from 2004.

01:18:05.680 --> 01:18:08.420
Right. It was made by Blackberry. Yeah. Or little

01:18:08.420 --> 01:18:11.739
Jim wanted a cell phone for Christmas and you

01:18:11.739 --> 01:18:15.399
type cell phone into Tmoo. Right. Oh, this one's

01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:21.060
only $19. Oh, isn't it cute? Well, Auntie, there's

01:18:21.060 --> 01:18:24.479
a reason it's that way. Yes, correct. So, outdated

01:18:24.479 --> 01:18:28.039
electronics, don't do it. Number seven, cheap

01:18:28.039 --> 01:18:32.020
alcohol. Now, alcohol, unless you're an alcoholic,

01:18:32.279 --> 01:18:39.090
if you are, don't. Don't don't period that's

01:18:39.090 --> 01:18:41.569
most people that have 13 steps Maloney has one

01:18:41.569 --> 01:18:44.569
don't End of it there. You just can't you just

01:18:44.569 --> 01:18:47.770
that's so simple. Why didn't people think of

01:18:47.770 --> 01:18:49.989
that before? Hi, everybody. Welcome to Maloney's

01:18:49.989 --> 01:18:53.609
a Don't don't stop that shit. Everybody have

01:18:53.609 --> 01:18:56.050
a nice night later. That's it. That's all you

01:18:56.050 --> 01:18:58.189
got to do Everyone's walking out of there like

01:18:58.189 --> 01:19:00.250
God. Why didn't I think of that? I think I just

01:19:00.250 --> 01:19:03.069
don't do it. Yeah Where the hell have I been?

01:19:04.799 --> 01:19:09.720
So that's my TED talk. Anyway, yeah, so alcohol's

01:19:09.720 --> 01:19:13.140
great. So if I open a gift and it says Maker's

01:19:13.140 --> 01:19:17.180
Mark, God has a special place for you. If it's

01:19:17.180 --> 01:19:20.100
Jameson. Do you know him personally? I do, yeah,

01:19:20.100 --> 01:19:25.680
his name's Frank. Frank Carl Jepson Mallort.

01:19:27.020 --> 01:19:30.300
Exactly. The creator of all. The creator of all.

01:19:30.600 --> 01:19:33.430
So yeah, if you're doing some top self, You know,

01:19:34.369 --> 01:19:40.149
just bourbon. You bring me Weller. Dude, whatever

01:19:40.149 --> 01:19:42.489
you want. The world's your oyster. Yeah, I mean

01:19:42.489 --> 01:19:47.760
Weller, I hardly know her. Heyo! But cheap alcohol

01:19:47.760 --> 01:19:51.060
like you're like, hey Merry Christmas and it's

01:19:51.060 --> 01:19:54.079
a six or bush light Right. It's like a shooter

01:19:54.079 --> 01:19:58.439
of Svedka Exactly. Oh cool Oh, not even you get

01:19:58.439 --> 01:20:00.739
you got me like this cute little basket of shooters

01:20:00.739 --> 01:20:02.880
and they're all the ones that say 99 cents on

01:20:02.880 --> 01:20:06.899
them This one tastes like banana No, it's like

01:20:06.899 --> 01:20:11.359
no go to hell. Thanks. Uncle Jerry the only one

01:20:11.359 --> 01:20:14.210
that I will give you a pass on is Malort Which,

01:20:14.329 --> 01:20:16.369
by the way, is not... Which isn't technically...

01:20:16.369 --> 01:20:17.149
It's not technically cheap. It's not technically

01:20:17.149 --> 01:20:20.729
cheap. No. No. And you can get the... Hey, go

01:20:20.729 --> 01:20:22.390
to your local liquor store, and I only know this

01:20:22.390 --> 01:20:26.109
because I worked for one last year. They have

01:20:26.109 --> 01:20:31.989
these Malort... They have boxes of more top shelf

01:20:31.989 --> 01:20:34.670
liquor, with like, either they got the cool little

01:20:34.670 --> 01:20:36.710
glasses in them, or they have the... There's

01:20:36.710 --> 01:20:40.029
a Malort one, has a cool ornament in it. So go

01:20:40.029 --> 01:20:41.689
to your liquor store if you see it there grab

01:20:41.689 --> 01:20:43.369
it because not only do you now have a bottle

01:20:43.369 --> 01:20:45.590
of Malort Got cool little ornament for your tree

01:20:45.590 --> 01:20:48.770
right so check that that's a treat and typically

01:20:48.770 --> 01:20:52.210
because they a lot of those stores like that

01:20:52.210 --> 01:20:56.670
get Semi bulk quantities of gift sets you can

01:20:56.670 --> 01:20:59.369
get that gift set for typically the same price

01:20:59.369 --> 01:21:01.920
as just getting a bottle Yeah, correct. So get

01:21:01.920 --> 01:21:03.619
the free thing that comes with it. Get the free

01:21:03.619 --> 01:21:04.439
thing that comes with it, you might as well.

01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:06.460
Not that we're sponsored by Mallord, but I am

01:21:06.460 --> 01:21:08.340
Charles Mallord, son of Carl Jepson Mallord.

01:21:08.500 --> 01:21:10.960
Indeed he is. And I know a thing or two. Yeah,

01:21:10.960 --> 01:21:13.500
or three. Because I've seen a thing or two. You

01:21:13.500 --> 01:21:17.840
have. Yeah, so good god. So yeah, stay away from

01:21:17.840 --> 01:21:21.100
the - Is this what yes -anding is? Yes, that

01:21:21.100 --> 01:21:24.619
and. Yes, and. So yeah, stay away from the cheap

01:21:24.619 --> 01:21:28.260
alcohol. You bring me Jameson. We've become friends.

01:21:28.439 --> 01:21:31.380
You bring me Dimitri vodka. There's the front

01:21:31.380 --> 01:21:33.680
door. Here's a turn around. Yep, right there.

01:21:33.739 --> 01:21:36.760
Bye. This is a point to pop off. Pop off. Oh

01:21:36.760 --> 01:21:43.159
my god, that's a nightmare. I guess they won't

01:21:43.159 --> 01:21:45.840
be sponsoring the Mark Motion any time soon.

01:21:46.079 --> 01:21:50.920
Darn it. Number six. Clothing that's oversized

01:21:50.920 --> 01:21:53.279
that clothes are always a tough thing to do There

01:21:53.279 --> 01:21:55.140
are people in your family a lot of times people

01:21:55.140 --> 01:21:57.859
have lists kind of have an idea of what someone's

01:21:57.859 --> 01:22:00.199
in whatever But like if you don't really know

01:22:00.199 --> 01:22:03.960
like if it's a cousin or an uncle, you know that

01:22:03.960 --> 01:22:05.640
uncle We've already talked about him. He's already

01:22:05.640 --> 01:22:09.779
in the lingerie get him the altoids That's that's

01:22:09.779 --> 01:22:12.239
the best move but you know a lot of times you'd

01:22:12.239 --> 01:22:14.560
be like I was so -and -so loves Marvel. Look

01:22:14.560 --> 01:22:18.930
at this Hoodie man, it's great and you remember

01:22:18.930 --> 01:22:21.770
Chad and Chad last year was kind of chunky so

01:22:21.770 --> 01:22:25.310
you're like hey Rock out that double X Marvel

01:22:25.310 --> 01:22:27.569
thing, but we didn't know is Chad got in the

01:22:27.569 --> 01:22:30.069
gym, right? He's pretty svelte now. He's he's

01:22:30.069 --> 01:22:33.510
in a large. Yeah, just got him this freaking

01:22:33.510 --> 01:22:38.770
wind sail wind sail Yeah, so don't do that if

01:22:38.770 --> 01:22:41.649
you're not exactly sure what someone wears bypass

01:22:41.649 --> 01:22:44.170
that shit right or just reach out to family member.

01:22:44.189 --> 01:22:47.000
Hey, what's bro wearing right you know that's

01:22:47.000 --> 01:22:49.800
all you get yeah yeah it's easy pro tip number

01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:54.359
five hygiene products so i mean after the altoids

01:22:54.359 --> 01:22:58.359
you get them toothpaste now to be fair uh i have

01:22:58.359 --> 01:23:00.359
three daughters and in their stockings in the

01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:03.500
past have been little hair scrunchies and things

01:23:03.500 --> 01:23:06.359
like as they asked for it so you feed it well

01:23:06.359 --> 01:23:08.500
that's tiny we'll throw that in their sock beard

01:23:08.500 --> 01:23:12.220
oils or sure oh yeah like that's a good one but

01:23:12.220 --> 01:23:15.380
like You know if someone's stocking and I own

01:23:15.380 --> 01:23:17.520
my stocking and there's a hair brush and a toothbrush

01:23:17.520 --> 01:23:20.939
Some floss some deodorant. I'm gonna be like

01:23:20.939 --> 01:23:23.100
what did you just think of me when you're at

01:23:23.100 --> 01:23:24.899
Walmart the other day? Yeah, a bunch of shit

01:23:24.899 --> 01:23:27.260
in your car strolling through the CVS be like

01:23:27.260 --> 01:23:30.000
oh, yeah, I guess mark Moe needs this Maybe yeah,

01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:32.939
right. Yeah, I need a black body spray sure sure

01:23:32.939 --> 01:23:37.020
that'll work number four self -help books That

01:23:37.020 --> 01:23:39.779
would be really, you know, imagine sitting there

01:23:39.779 --> 01:23:42.619
at Christmas and 20 of your friends and family

01:23:42.619 --> 01:23:44.960
are all sitting around the Christmas tree and

01:23:44.960 --> 01:23:47.399
you open the self -help book. Don't kill yourself.

01:23:47.399 --> 01:23:51.500
It's like, thank you. You're surrounded by all

01:23:51.500 --> 01:23:54.300
your cousins and close family and you open up

01:23:54.300 --> 01:23:57.140
a book. It's like, how not to depress others?

01:23:57.239 --> 01:24:01.239
It's like, oh cool thank you so much if you like

01:24:01.239 --> 01:24:04.420
hold it up look at this yeah like you could see

01:24:04.420 --> 01:24:08.380
flashes of cameras going off keep sharp objects

01:24:08.380 --> 01:24:12.060
away from me lol um i'm just kidding i'm just

01:24:12.060 --> 01:24:14.739
kidding just kidding i'm really i'm just kidding

01:24:14.739 --> 01:24:18.380
i'm like i'm crying um number three a vacuum

01:24:18.920 --> 01:24:21.579
We were just talking about that vacuum. Yeah,

01:24:21.680 --> 01:24:24.100
that would just be that and I mean look the little

01:24:24.100 --> 01:24:26.039
one That's like a disc that like chases your

01:24:26.039 --> 01:24:28.760
pets around like that's that's almost fun. Just

01:24:28.760 --> 01:24:31.460
to watch Yeah, but like a regular ass vacuum

01:24:31.460 --> 01:24:33.420
number one. It's kind of expensive So like that'd

01:24:33.420 --> 01:24:36.220
be kind of cool, but like literally they're saying

01:24:36.220 --> 01:24:38.319
yeah your carpet looks like shit, right? I don't

01:24:38.319 --> 01:24:40.020
know what your vacuum situation is, but here's

01:24:40.020 --> 01:24:43.760
a new one number two weight loss products Oh,

01:24:43.899 --> 01:24:46.640
yeah. Yeah, if you go to GNC and you just fill

01:24:46.640 --> 01:24:49.619
up a box full of weight loss shit, and you're

01:24:49.619 --> 01:24:53.840
telling your 210 -pound ante, you've got to get

01:24:53.840 --> 01:24:56.859
on that shit. Look, I bought your first month

01:24:56.859 --> 01:25:04.399
of Ozempic. Yeah, so Ozempic. Or better yet.

01:25:04.920 --> 01:25:07.359
like getting like a gift for your cousin, like,

01:25:07.399 --> 01:25:10.159
oh, here's this new Janix Total T for your low

01:25:10.159 --> 01:25:15.399
T levels. He's just like, what the fuck, dude?

01:25:16.000 --> 01:25:17.960
Hey, man, Merry Christmas. I mean, you've been

01:25:17.960 --> 01:25:20.039
just this mopey bitch for the last few months.

01:25:20.699 --> 01:25:22.359
And I don't know, you know, your lady's been

01:25:22.359 --> 01:25:27.020
saying, anyway, here you go. Here you go. Here's

01:25:27.020 --> 01:25:30.680
low -T and I got a hookup for Cialis. Exactly.

01:25:32.180 --> 01:25:34.640
Thanks. Well, that was my number two, so I got

01:25:34.640 --> 01:25:36.699
a one. So I'm very interested to see if your

01:25:36.699 --> 01:25:41.460
one matches my one. My number one is an automobile.

01:25:42.420 --> 01:25:48.979
Yes. For Christmas? For Christmas? First of all,

01:25:49.260 --> 01:25:53.229
who has the fucking money for that? I am so blessed

01:25:53.229 --> 01:25:56.189
to not have cable. Sure, I miss every sporting

01:25:56.189 --> 01:25:58.430
event that ever happens, but you know what I

01:25:58.430 --> 01:26:01.210
don't have to fucking see? Is three months of

01:26:01.210 --> 01:26:03.810
Christmas car commercials. Oh, for sure, yep.

01:26:03.869 --> 01:26:07.369
It's like, oh honey, I got us a new $100 ,000

01:26:07.369 --> 01:26:12.710
Lincoln SUV. Oh really? Oh man. Who has? eight

01:26:12.710 --> 01:26:14.850
hundred dollars in disposable income every month

01:26:14.850 --> 01:26:18.329
for a car for christmas yeah that's so dumb there

01:26:18.329 --> 01:26:22.250
is a great snl bit and look it up on uh youtube

01:26:22.250 --> 01:26:26.029
or peacock i suppose uh but it's it's basically

01:26:26.029 --> 01:26:27.770
you know how they they kind of do their little

01:26:27.770 --> 01:26:30.770
commercials and stuff on snl they basically do

01:26:30.770 --> 01:26:34.489
a holiday car commercial and like The guy is

01:26:34.489 --> 01:26:37.609
trying to do something nice for his family and

01:26:37.609 --> 01:26:41.390
all they can do is be like, why did you do? You

01:26:41.390 --> 01:26:43.970
lost your job. We don't have money. How much

01:26:43.970 --> 01:26:47.180
is this? And then the neighbor comes up, you're

01:26:47.180 --> 01:26:49.560
like, dude, I loaned you $4 ,000 to pay your

01:26:49.560 --> 01:26:54.260
bills. So yeah, so. You're not getting a gift,

01:26:54.399 --> 01:26:57.880
you're getting a 72 month obligation. Yes, exactly.

01:26:58.260 --> 01:27:00.520
Well, yeah, that's it. Unless someone is a millionaire

01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:03.260
and literally bought you that Range Rover and

01:27:03.260 --> 01:27:05.880
paid it in full. Right. Chances are they threw

01:27:05.880 --> 01:27:08.359
the down payment and be like, there you go. Yeah.

01:27:08.500 --> 01:27:10.840
It's like, what the fuck do you mean there you

01:27:10.840 --> 01:27:14.789
go? So wait. What the 432 a month? That's what

01:27:14.789 --> 01:27:17.289
I write and with the amount it depreciated the

01:27:17.289 --> 01:27:19.670
second you drove it off the lot I'm already in

01:27:19.670 --> 01:27:21.810
debt. I mean, I'm in whole you gave me debt for

01:27:21.810 --> 01:27:25.630
Christmas. Thanks ass. Oh My god, the debt has

01:27:25.630 --> 01:27:30.890
four wheels Well that changes everything yeah,

01:27:30.890 --> 01:27:33.770
I know right according to Lincoln according to

01:27:33.770 --> 01:27:37.130
Ford Motor Company Ford Motor Company. Yeah And

01:27:37.130 --> 01:27:39.829
just the commercials themselves fucking Toyota

01:27:39.829 --> 01:27:45.130
thought oh God Happy Honda days? What are we

01:27:45.130 --> 01:27:47.789
doing, guys? What are we doing? Who's sitting

01:27:47.789 --> 01:27:50.430
at home like, man, I'm at a loss. What do I get

01:27:50.430 --> 01:27:53.750
my wife? Oh, I'll get us a car we can't afford.

01:27:53.810 --> 01:27:58.409
That sounds great. I want a 2025 CRV. That's

01:27:58.409 --> 01:28:02.729
great. What? How much down? Oh, sure. Let me

01:28:02.729 --> 01:28:07.409
reach my pocket. I got that there. Cash OK? Yeah,

01:28:07.550 --> 01:28:12.159
right. I just got five gold rings. Five gold

01:28:12.159 --> 01:28:14.640
rings? Have you seen these nine ladies dancing?

01:28:16.260 --> 01:28:19.100
I made all this money from the eight ladies milking.

01:28:20.380 --> 01:28:22.460
Eight maids of milking, sorry. Care to invest

01:28:22.460 --> 01:28:26.260
in rat milk. Yeah, the car situation's stupid.

01:28:26.640 --> 01:28:29.579
That's so dumb. Yeah. We match on that. Yeah.

01:28:29.579 --> 01:28:32.439
That is part number one as well. That's like

01:28:32.439 --> 01:28:36.220
top two irritants. Top three. I would say top

01:28:36.220 --> 01:28:39.789
three irritants in... advertising because i hate

01:28:39.789 --> 01:28:44.069
advertising i hate being advertised to car commercials

01:28:44.069 --> 01:28:47.210
especially the christmas time ones yeah the stupid

01:28:47.210 --> 01:28:51.489
fucking charmin bear so irritating so uncanny

01:28:51.489 --> 01:28:55.340
valley and then like insurance commercials because

01:28:55.340 --> 01:28:58.159
not only is it all a scam but it's all a scam

01:28:58.159 --> 01:29:00.239
that they're placating as something that's like

01:29:00.239 --> 01:29:02.359
this will be life -saving this will save you

01:29:02.359 --> 01:29:04.920
in your time of need it's like no you won't you're

01:29:04.920 --> 01:29:06.960
gonna try and litigate your way out of ever paying

01:29:06.960 --> 01:29:09.979
me money that's right fucking troads that's like

01:29:09.979 --> 01:29:13.319
top three and i'm glad this is the auto one with

01:29:13.319 --> 01:29:16.420
the with eagle man Boing, and he lays the big

01:29:16.420 --> 01:29:17.920
egg on top of the car. They go, ooh, look at

01:29:17.920 --> 01:29:20.960
those low rates. What are you talking about?

01:29:21.319 --> 01:29:24.060
Eagle man. You never heard of that? I've got

01:29:24.060 --> 01:29:27.020
something for you. What? You gotta look it up.

01:29:27.220 --> 01:29:29.539
That's crazy. There are many Chicagoans who know

01:29:29.539 --> 01:29:31.859
exactly what the hell I'm talking about. So it's

01:29:31.859 --> 01:29:33.979
like literally this dude in a mascot costume

01:29:33.979 --> 01:29:38.539
and it's Eagle. And so the girls go up to this

01:29:38.539 --> 01:29:42.260
ratty ass looking car and like. They need insurance

01:29:42.260 --> 01:29:44.539
for it. And all of a sudden, this eagle just

01:29:44.539 --> 01:29:47.899
kind of like looks in the camera. It's like this

01:29:47.899 --> 01:29:50.579
ratty -ass mascot costume. That's awesome. And

01:29:50.579 --> 01:29:52.960
he's like, I have something for you. And he's

01:29:52.960 --> 01:29:54.960
at the top of the car going, boing. This big

01:29:54.960 --> 01:29:58.460
egg just flops up there. And these girls kind

01:29:58.460 --> 01:30:00.439
of are like looking up in the camera and go,

01:30:01.020 --> 01:30:05.119
ooh, look at those low rates. It's... Amazing.

01:30:05.720 --> 01:30:07.800
It is amazing. One of the greatest commercials

01:30:07.800 --> 01:30:10.600
of all time. That sounds charming. It's amazing.

01:30:11.020 --> 01:30:13.159
You have to check that shit out. Have you ever

01:30:13.159 --> 01:30:17.539
seen the Jones Barbecue and Foot Massage commercial?

01:30:18.539 --> 01:30:20.479
It sounds like I need to. It's like a locally

01:30:20.479 --> 01:30:23.680
produced commercial, I think. But it's on YouTube.

01:30:23.699 --> 01:30:26.460
You can find it. But it's just like this really

01:30:26.460 --> 01:30:29.279
jolly kind of guy. And he's doing this little

01:30:29.279 --> 01:30:31.239
jig in front of the camera with a couple people

01:30:31.239 --> 01:30:33.680
next to him. And he's just singing this little

01:30:34.380 --> 01:30:38.079
Song it's like Jones barbecue and foot massage

01:30:38.079 --> 01:30:41.760
Joe It's like a phone number at the bottom like

01:30:41.760 --> 01:30:44.720
you can go and get foot massages any barbecue

01:30:44.720 --> 01:30:48.340
Oh my god, like what a genius idea for a business

01:30:48.340 --> 01:30:51.779
that is genius. It's relaxation and good meat

01:30:51.779 --> 01:30:54.699
Right. I mean the only other thing I can think

01:30:54.699 --> 01:30:57.899
of that that surpasses that And we'll move on

01:30:57.899 --> 01:30:59.979
to our next segment after this, but the only

01:30:59.979 --> 01:31:04.029
thing I can think of that surpasses that is IRL,

01:31:04.229 --> 01:31:07.010
as they say in real life, I'm traveling across

01:31:07.010 --> 01:31:09.569
country with a friend. We're in Cheyenne, Wyoming,

01:31:09.890 --> 01:31:11.770
downtown Cheyenne. We go to stay the night there,

01:31:11.789 --> 01:31:15.529
whatever, kind of cute, quaint, like a hint of

01:31:15.529 --> 01:31:18.649
old west and whatever, it's cool downtown. So

01:31:18.649 --> 01:31:20.630
we go there and I'm like, oh man, I need some

01:31:20.630 --> 01:31:22.590
food. And we're like, ah, what do we want? And

01:31:22.590 --> 01:31:24.050
so I'm like, I don't know, I'm kind of feeling

01:31:24.050 --> 01:31:26.949
Chinese. Yeah, that's fine. So we look it up

01:31:26.949 --> 01:31:28.569
and we're like, oh, okay, there's a Chinese place

01:31:28.569 --> 01:31:31.510
over here. So I go in there. It is a Chinese

01:31:31.510 --> 01:31:35.350
restaurant, inside of a laundromat, inside of

01:31:35.350 --> 01:31:39.789
an off -track bedding parlor. All three in one.

01:31:40.529 --> 01:31:43.569
How great is it? That's everything you need for

01:31:43.569 --> 01:31:47.319
a day. That's it. That's an entire day's errands

01:31:47.319 --> 01:31:50.039
run right there hundred percent like if I have

01:31:50.039 --> 01:31:52.399
if I go to a laundromat, right? And I got my

01:31:52.399 --> 01:31:56.479
basket. I am like, okay, let's see and okay,

01:31:56.720 --> 01:31:59.000
Santa Anita boy. That's a great card Yeah, grab

01:31:59.000 --> 01:32:00.920
my laundry throw that shit in there get some

01:32:00.920 --> 01:32:02.920
fucking sweet and sour chicken and watch the

01:32:02.920 --> 01:32:07.510
races 20 bones on number seven Yeah, I'll take

01:32:07.510 --> 01:32:10.449
the general sows and if I could switch it to

01:32:10.449 --> 01:32:13.130
the dryer, that'd be great That's it man. What

01:32:13.130 --> 01:32:15.350
it was one of the coolest things ever seen. That's

01:32:15.350 --> 01:32:17.689
so wonderful. Oh, it was amazing It was great.

01:32:17.930 --> 01:32:20.510
All right, we're gonna take a quick break and

01:32:20.510 --> 01:32:23.649
And oh actually, no, we don't take a break. Hang

01:32:23.649 --> 01:32:26.329
on. I'm ahead of the game. What am I taking a

01:32:26.329 --> 01:32:29.109
break for? We have the reddit rabbit hole What?

01:32:29.270 --> 01:32:31.010
We have the Reddit rabbit hole. Aiden goes down

01:32:31.010 --> 01:32:33.810
this hole, and once he's in there, man, I'm not,

01:32:33.810 --> 01:32:35.550
you know, that's... It's almost like spelunking,

01:32:35.550 --> 01:32:38.850
but I'm not like that. But better. So what's

01:32:38.850 --> 01:32:42.750
down... What's better than spelunking? The rabbit

01:32:42.750 --> 01:32:46.310
hole or...? Pull this list out. Let me pull something

01:32:46.310 --> 01:32:48.409
out for you. Reddit rabbit hole, what do we got?

01:32:48.590 --> 01:32:53.229
Sir, this is a Wendy's. This is a Wendy's? I

01:32:53.229 --> 01:32:58.029
found some interesting color psychology graphs.

01:32:58.560 --> 01:33:00.699
That I found pretty fascinating because we all

01:33:00.699 --> 01:33:04.300
know that color affects emotions and mood and

01:33:04.300 --> 01:33:08.039
I found some neat graphs Showing what these studies

01:33:08.039 --> 01:33:11.520
have found and of course some of this may be

01:33:11.520 --> 01:33:14.800
like oh like no no shit Sherlock Yeah, but some

01:33:14.800 --> 01:33:17.380
of it may surprise you some people may not be

01:33:17.380 --> 01:33:19.399
in tune with color psychology So I wanted to

01:33:19.399 --> 01:33:23.060
bring it up where if you look at a color or like

01:33:23.060 --> 01:33:26.489
you paint a room a certain color or You're being

01:33:26.489 --> 01:33:28.529
advertised to in a certain color. It'll make

01:33:28.529 --> 01:33:31.189
you feel different emotions. So the color red

01:33:31.189 --> 01:33:34.630
is often associated with excitement, passion,

01:33:34.750 --> 01:33:38.609
or energy. Or on the negative side could be associated

01:33:38.609 --> 01:33:42.810
with caution or stress or anger. Oh. Whereas

01:33:42.810 --> 01:33:45.890
a color like blue could be associated with calm

01:33:45.890 --> 01:33:49.590
and trust and stability. Okay. Could also be

01:33:49.590 --> 01:33:53.470
associated with sadness or coldness. Yeah. I

01:33:53.470 --> 01:33:58.289
think of winter as very blue myself. Yellow associated

01:33:58.289 --> 01:34:02.229
with happiness and joy could also be associated

01:34:02.229 --> 01:34:07.430
with anxiety or overwhelm. Where green is associated

01:34:07.430 --> 01:34:12.609
with nature and tranquility with no noted negative

01:34:12.609 --> 01:34:18.350
associations. Which I assume is why most hospital

01:34:18.350 --> 01:34:22.310
accents and room colors are green hues. Because

01:34:22.310 --> 01:34:23.930
there's no negative connotation to that. Yep.

01:34:23.930 --> 01:34:26.649
Yeah, that's true. And then black could be associated

01:34:26.649 --> 01:34:30.069
with power, sophistication, and elegance. Ooh.

01:34:30.189 --> 01:34:33.430
Could also be associated with mourning or heavy

01:34:33.430 --> 01:34:38.949
sensations. And there's this one cool stat, too,

01:34:39.470 --> 01:34:41.970
where there have been studies that show that

01:34:41.970 --> 01:34:49.289
up to 90%, 9 -0 -90 % of... A lot. Snap judgments

01:34:49.289 --> 01:34:54.350
regarding products and projects come down to

01:34:54.350 --> 01:34:57.770
the colors associated with said product or project.

01:34:58.689 --> 01:35:02.010
Oh, really? 90 % of instant judgments. That's

01:35:02.010 --> 01:35:05.069
super interesting. Come down to logo design and

01:35:05.069 --> 01:35:09.489
colors or whether or not you used a blue pen

01:35:09.489 --> 01:35:13.869
to write it up or whatever. Yep. And of course

01:35:13.869 --> 01:35:18.010
we all know how Yellow and red the combinations

01:35:18.010 --> 01:35:22.210
of the two are so Heavily associated with food

01:35:22.210 --> 01:35:25.670
consumption and impulse. Oh, yeah sure where?

01:35:26.109 --> 01:35:29.850
Wendy's McDonald's they've read rallies and checkers

01:35:29.850 --> 01:35:33.590
Burger King is writing his red letters. Yeah,

01:35:33.829 --> 01:35:36.770
like all of them except for Culver's, but that's

01:35:36.770 --> 01:35:41.409
a regional one Yeah, Dairy Queen's got red It's

01:35:41.409 --> 01:35:45.720
all because that's like impulse by Yeah. Your

01:35:45.720 --> 01:35:48.899
brain says, ooh, hungry, let's go. Right, exactly.

01:35:49.699 --> 01:35:51.579
And I found that very fascinating. There are

01:35:51.579 --> 01:35:54.579
a lot of excellent studies on it. And I know

01:35:54.579 --> 01:35:57.680
there's, I don't know whether or not, it's not

01:35:57.680 --> 01:36:00.220
a pseudoscience by any stretch, but it's not

01:36:00.220 --> 01:36:03.960
like super heavily associated with like, oh,

01:36:04.140 --> 01:36:05.939
you know, you paint the color green and you will

01:36:05.939 --> 01:36:08.899
be a healthier person. It's like, no, you paint

01:36:08.899 --> 01:36:12.220
like a room green and then. Perhaps it could

01:36:12.220 --> 01:36:15.600
lead you to feel more more relaxed. Yep, you

01:36:15.600 --> 01:36:18.239
know, so yeah, it's almost like an associative

01:36:18.239 --> 01:36:21.939
science of like you could pair this with Healthier

01:36:21.939 --> 01:36:24.640
living and it would assist you. It's interesting

01:36:24.640 --> 01:36:28.699
thing. Yeah color therapy. Yeah in a way in a

01:36:28.699 --> 01:36:33.539
way and there's a lot of Color theory and and

01:36:33.539 --> 01:36:36.220
color psychology that goes into logo design or

01:36:36.220 --> 01:36:39.060
if you notice a lot of insurance logos that are

01:36:39.060 --> 01:36:41.399
trying to build loyalty and trust in the brand,

01:36:41.960 --> 01:36:44.319
they're all blue. Blue, yeah. They're all blue.

01:36:44.520 --> 01:36:47.720
You're right. Interesting. Yeah, that's really

01:36:47.720 --> 01:36:50.340
interesting. And a lot of those, whether it's

01:36:50.340 --> 01:36:54.060
like a cash app or a bank or anything like that,

01:36:54.060 --> 01:36:56.939
there's a lot of green. Yes. Money, money. Yeah,

01:36:56.939 --> 01:36:59.359
yeah, yeah. Yep. Exactly. I get that as well.

01:37:00.180 --> 01:37:03.140
That was interesting. That's super, super interesting

01:37:03.140 --> 01:37:06.420
stuff there. All right, before we take a break,

01:37:06.680 --> 01:37:08.819
We did this thing while you were sleeping, so

01:37:08.819 --> 01:37:12.539
a lot of times it is a YouTuber or a TV show

01:37:12.539 --> 01:37:15.399
or a movie or a book or anything like that that,

01:37:15.399 --> 01:37:20.420
you know, maybe we missed along the way, or have

01:37:20.420 --> 01:37:24.199
forgotten. So, Aidan, what do you got for us

01:37:24.199 --> 01:37:27.619
this week? I have another wonderful YouTuber

01:37:27.619 --> 01:37:31.000
for this week, which I am very excited to share,

01:37:31.539 --> 01:37:37.359
because this, it's such... Fantastic content

01:37:37.359 --> 01:37:40.020
and it's such a crime that this person does not

01:37:40.020 --> 01:37:42.560
have a larger following granted. They have a

01:37:42.560 --> 01:37:45.319
large following I will say that but it should

01:37:45.319 --> 01:37:48.420
be larger with the quality of content that I

01:37:48.420 --> 01:37:52.140
feel they make a creator by the name of summoning

01:37:52.140 --> 01:37:57.840
salt summoning salt summoning salt with 2 .1

01:37:57.840 --> 01:38:01.079
approximately 2 .1 million subscribers on YouTube

01:38:01.079 --> 01:38:06.880
The type of content they make is revolving around

01:38:06.880 --> 01:38:11.899
speedrun history and retro games and how they

01:38:11.899 --> 01:38:15.340
evolve in different communities and some of their

01:38:15.340 --> 01:38:20.340
more recent Uploads are how a perfect speedrun

01:38:20.340 --> 01:38:24.779
was finally beaten a two hour or one hour 24

01:38:24.779 --> 01:38:28.359
minute video on the history of the Mike Tyson

01:38:28.359 --> 01:38:32.439
punchout Mike Tyson fight No way and how it got

01:38:32.439 --> 01:38:36.989
under two minute times Where the original perfect

01:38:36.989 --> 01:38:39.229
fight, perfect in air quotes, was 2 minutes 10

01:38:39.229 --> 01:38:44.130
seconds, unbeatable. Like the execution was perfect,

01:38:44.970 --> 01:38:48.350
20 some odd frame perfect punches thrown, of

01:38:48.350 --> 01:38:51.310
20 some odd that could occur, and yet they still

01:38:51.310 --> 01:38:53.130
found a way to bring it down 10 more seconds.

01:38:54.949 --> 01:38:58.649
That's super cool. It's like movie theater length

01:38:58.649 --> 01:39:03.189
content revolving around these... Historical

01:39:03.189 --> 01:39:07.390
like community driven speedrun records like the

01:39:07.390 --> 01:39:11.829
history of the cuphead world records Let's see

01:39:11.829 --> 01:39:13.789
what else is the history of the Simpsons hit

01:39:13.789 --> 01:39:16.149
-and -run world records Oh wow where people try

01:39:16.149 --> 01:39:18.470
and run that game as quickly as possible like

01:39:18.470 --> 01:39:22.430
completing every mission the history of blindfolded

01:39:22.430 --> 01:39:26.470
Super Mario 64 Where people get to know the game

01:39:26.470 --> 01:39:30.170
so well yeah that they can play it blindfolded

01:39:30.170 --> 01:39:34.390
Holy cow. Quickly enough to become a world record

01:39:34.390 --> 01:39:38.789
holder. Fascinating. That is fascinating. Let's

01:39:38.789 --> 01:39:42.470
see, the history of Halo 2 world records, Lego

01:39:42.470 --> 01:39:47.789
Star Wars, Super Mario Bros. 3, Mega Man 2. My

01:39:47.789 --> 01:39:50.869
favorite ones are the ones revolving around Mario

01:39:50.869 --> 01:39:55.119
Kart. because I'm a big Mario Kart guy, and looking

01:39:55.119 --> 01:39:57.939
at the speedrun history and the shortcuts and

01:39:57.939 --> 01:40:00.180
how all the games are kind of broken in their

01:40:00.180 --> 01:40:03.899
own unique way. Very fascinating. So, Summoning

01:40:03.899 --> 01:40:06.659
Salt, definitely worth a watch. That's awesome.

01:40:07.300 --> 01:40:08.979
I'm definitely going to check that out. That

01:40:08.979 --> 01:40:13.079
sounds right up my alley. Alright, let's do this.

01:40:13.100 --> 01:40:15.560
Let's take a quick break. When we come back,

01:40:15.579 --> 01:40:17.399
we're going to finish up. We have a beer review,

01:40:17.819 --> 01:40:33.739
and then the world of weird news! all right we're

01:40:33.739 --> 01:40:37.560
back everybody we are in the homestretch and

01:40:37.560 --> 01:40:40.479
it is time uh oh by the way if you didn't know

01:40:40.479 --> 01:40:43.220
already mark moshel podcast this mark meloni

01:40:43.220 --> 01:40:46.300
aid meloni and uh we're on to our beer review

01:40:46.300 --> 01:40:49.779
and the official beer review the official beer

01:40:49.779 --> 01:40:52.710
review By Revolution. Now let Aidan tell you

01:40:52.710 --> 01:40:54.609
a little bit about it. Oh my goodness. It's the

01:40:54.609 --> 01:41:01.189
X Hero Juicy Rush IPA. It is Revolution Brewing,

01:41:01.310 --> 01:41:03.829
a regional brewery out of our very own Chicago,

01:41:03.829 --> 01:41:12.310
Illinois. An Imperial slash double IPA. 10 %o.

01:41:12.489 --> 01:41:16.489
Oh wow, hello. 10 %o ABV. That's a soupishy one

01:41:16.489 --> 01:41:20.659
right there. For sure. As they describe it. revolution,

01:41:21.539 --> 01:41:24.260
jump into the extreme fruit -forward flavors

01:41:24.260 --> 01:41:28.079
of X -Hero. Juicy Rush IPA showcases an intense

01:41:28.079 --> 01:41:30.859
surge of candied orange and juicy peach flavor

01:41:30.859 --> 01:41:34.039
that guides the high gravity through the haze

01:41:34.039 --> 01:41:38.279
toward a smooth, easy landing. As they put it,

01:41:38.640 --> 01:41:40.560
we'll be the judge of that. We will be the judge

01:41:40.560 --> 01:41:43.260
of that. We're ranking this on Untapped, the

01:41:43.260 --> 01:41:46.409
Untapped app. It's free on your phones. Not sponsored,

01:41:46.510 --> 01:41:48.329
but we recommend it because it's free. And if

01:41:48.329 --> 01:41:50.850
you're into sampling different brewskis, it's

01:41:50.850 --> 01:41:53.449
a good way to catalog that. Hell yeah. On a scale

01:41:53.449 --> 01:41:55.770
from zero to five, we'll give our tasting notes.

01:41:55.909 --> 01:41:57.430
And of course, in the comments, let us know what

01:41:57.430 --> 01:42:00.770
you're enjoying today. Saloncha. Saloncha. Here

01:42:00.770 --> 01:42:07.390
we go. Boy, that's smooth. Holy. OK. Now, as

01:42:07.390 --> 01:42:11.510
most of you know. That's way smooth. On these

01:42:11.510 --> 01:42:15.850
beer reviews that we do. that IPA is one of my

01:42:15.850 --> 01:42:19.810
less favorite types of beer. Sure. A lot of times

01:42:19.810 --> 01:42:24.270
it's due to an aftertaste, a little bit left

01:42:24.270 --> 01:42:27.010
on the palate, and I'm not as much of a fan of

01:42:27.010 --> 01:42:31.270
that. However, there's some IPAs, or these quote

01:42:31.270 --> 01:42:35.369
unquote juicy IPAs, where that's really toned

01:42:35.369 --> 01:42:38.840
down. Very mitigated. Right. And this is one

01:42:38.840 --> 01:42:42.220
of those I was fully expecting like there's no

01:42:42.220 --> 01:42:46.079
hoppy finish There's there's really like associated

01:42:46.079 --> 01:42:49.500
with ipa's and hops is like that citrusy piney

01:42:49.500 --> 01:42:51.560
Flavor correct that can tend to stick around

01:42:51.560 --> 01:42:56.720
I get zero none of that That's so smooth Slight

01:42:56.720 --> 01:43:00.359
sweetness to it almost like but not overly sweet.

01:43:00.359 --> 01:43:04.699
No almost like a guava papaya I can get a touch

01:43:04.699 --> 01:43:08.810
of orange It's a touch of orange in there. I

01:43:08.810 --> 01:43:11.050
get a little bit of the orange But yeah, that's

01:43:11.050 --> 01:43:13.050
definitely more tropical fruits than than they

01:43:13.050 --> 01:43:16.569
let on for sure in the description. That's so

01:43:16.569 --> 01:43:22.010
smooth for something that usually high ABV IPA's

01:43:22.010 --> 01:43:24.489
are like They smack in the face a little bit.

01:43:24.489 --> 01:43:27.090
Oh, yeah, they smack you and it's like bah pine

01:43:27.090 --> 01:43:32.470
tree It's like whoa whoa calm down exactly That

01:43:32.470 --> 01:43:35.710
is truly wonderful touch a pineapple maybe Yeah,

01:43:35.850 --> 01:43:38.409
possibly. Well, what am I getting there? What

01:43:38.409 --> 01:43:42.250
am I getting there? Tip of my tongue. Whatever

01:43:42.250 --> 01:43:45.829
is it? It's tropical, whatever it is. Definitely

01:43:45.829 --> 01:43:50.369
tropical. Yeah. Boy, I like that a lot. I'm going

01:43:50.369 --> 01:43:54.689
high. Oh my god, that's what it is. So they,

01:43:54.789 --> 01:43:58.130
on the untapped app, it will give flavor profile

01:43:58.130 --> 01:44:01.180
suggestions. that like most other people have

01:44:01.180 --> 01:44:03.699
suggested themselves. And one of these suggested

01:44:03.699 --> 01:44:07.159
flavor profile notes is apricot. That's it. That's

01:44:07.159 --> 01:44:10.100
it. Because I'm not a big apricot guy. So it's

01:44:10.100 --> 01:44:14.840
kind of it's a it's a taste or something that

01:44:14.840 --> 01:44:17.180
kind of gets on your tongue on your palate that

01:44:17.180 --> 01:44:19.699
you don't readily identify because like, wait

01:44:19.699 --> 01:44:22.640
a minute, it's not mango. It's not orange. You're

01:44:22.640 --> 01:44:25.260
trying to place it a little bit. And it's like

01:44:25.260 --> 01:44:27.800
peach adjacent. But I know it's not peach. Correct.

01:44:28.039 --> 01:44:32.180
That's apricot. For sure. Wow. Now it makes sense.

01:44:33.020 --> 01:44:39.239
Yeah. That is nuts. I enjoy it. I definitely

01:44:39.239 --> 01:44:45.079
enjoy it. Boy, oh boy. I'm on the fence. I'm

01:44:45.079 --> 01:44:48.920
on the fence. I usually don't go into the elite

01:44:48.920 --> 01:44:52.260
status for many beers. That's true. That's very

01:44:52.260 --> 01:44:54.739
true. And especially for an IPA that's not in

01:44:54.739 --> 01:44:56.859
your wheelhouse. And once again, the ratings

01:44:56.859 --> 01:45:00.699
1 to 5. 1 to 5, right. So typically an IPA you

01:45:00.699 --> 01:45:03.039
enjoy, because we've had a couple of those. We

01:45:03.039 --> 01:45:06.100
had that beer hug, bear hug one. Beer hug, yeah.

01:45:06.100 --> 01:45:08.319
That you enjoyed a couple weeks back. I did.

01:45:08.439 --> 01:45:11.100
I think that got a three something. What are

01:45:11.100 --> 01:45:14.800
you thinking for today? 3 .75. Ooh, that's high.

01:45:15.119 --> 01:45:17.439
For an IPA, that is high for me, for sure. It's

01:45:17.439 --> 01:45:21.039
usually more anywhere between 2 .75 and 3 .5.

01:45:21.930 --> 01:45:24.390
So yeah, I did enjoy this one. Yes for sure.

01:45:24.430 --> 01:45:27.430
I I'm in the same boat. I'm going high I this

01:45:27.430 --> 01:45:30.010
is right in my wheelhouse usually like I like

01:45:30.010 --> 01:45:32.710
the bitters I know I've mentioned that before

01:45:32.710 --> 01:45:35.930
yeah black coffee IPA's that's that's all my

01:45:35.930 --> 01:45:39.409
wheelhouse This does not have that same pizzazz

01:45:39.409 --> 01:45:43.829
to it, but it's really damn good. I'm going 4

01:45:43.829 --> 01:45:47.640
.5 I'm going four or five. It's one of the highest

01:45:47.640 --> 01:45:49.520
ones you've given. One of the highest. Yeah.

01:45:50.079 --> 01:45:53.220
That's awesome. Yeah, my flavor profile is clean,

01:45:53.520 --> 01:45:56.500
aromatic, apricot, sweet, fruity, tropical, and

01:45:56.500 --> 01:45:59.319
papaya. Yeah, I picked most of those myself.

01:45:59.720 --> 01:46:02.140
Yeah. Definitely did. I'd have added smooth,

01:46:02.159 --> 01:46:05.960
but I forgot to do that. So that's my bad. No,

01:46:06.140 --> 01:46:10.619
it's smooth as well. So very good for an IPA.

01:46:10.819 --> 01:46:12.880
IPA lovers are going to love it. If you're not

01:46:12.880 --> 01:46:17.460
as big of a fan of an IPA, this is good. Super

01:46:17.460 --> 01:46:20.699
approachable. Yes, 100%. I would not. Yeah, I

01:46:20.699 --> 01:46:23.680
would not have more than one can if you are planning

01:46:23.680 --> 01:46:26.060
on driving home from the bar. It's a good call.

01:46:26.180 --> 01:46:29.420
Yeah. You have one can and then it's like, I'll

01:46:29.420 --> 01:46:33.060
have club soda, please. Yeah, because it's smooth

01:46:33.060 --> 01:46:36.340
enough where you can easily have two or three

01:46:36.340 --> 01:46:39.439
of these. Oh, it's pretty easily. Yeah. Where

01:46:39.439 --> 01:46:41.399
a lot of IPAs, you can't drink them that way.

01:46:41.479 --> 01:46:44.060
No, no, no, no. This one you can. You could easily

01:46:44.060 --> 01:46:45.899
be three or four cans in and be like, wait, this

01:46:45.899 --> 01:46:48.920
is 10 % ocean. Right, right. This is the danger

01:46:48.920 --> 01:46:51.600
levels of like Tiki drinks. Correct. Yeah. Oh

01:46:51.600 --> 01:46:53.359
yeah. You have like one hurricane. It's like,

01:46:53.359 --> 01:46:55.560
oh, that wasn't so bad. I'll take five more.

01:46:55.920 --> 01:46:58.199
Right. It's like, oh no. And it doesn't hit you

01:46:58.199 --> 01:46:59.960
right away and you're on your bar stool and all

01:46:59.960 --> 01:47:02.180
of a sudden you're like... Yeah, man, I'm really

01:47:02.180 --> 01:47:05.579
just saved you. You're right. Hey, buddy. And

01:47:05.579 --> 01:47:10.399
you're done. How much is a Uber? How much? Uber?

01:47:10.699 --> 01:47:13.699
Who's Uber? That's a funny word, Uber. Yeah,

01:47:14.119 --> 01:47:16.380
you don't want to be that guy. Don't do it. But

01:47:16.380 --> 01:47:18.340
I will say this, if you are drunk at the bar,

01:47:18.560 --> 01:47:20.520
get yourself a damn Uber or a taxi for sure.

01:47:22.039 --> 01:47:24.000
All right, well, yeah, definitely check out X

01:47:24.000 --> 01:47:26.680
-Hero. And we're now on to the world of weird

01:47:26.680 --> 01:47:29.539
news to finish off the show. Let me do it properly.

01:47:29.720 --> 01:47:32.500
World of weird news here on the Mark Mo Show

01:47:32.500 --> 01:47:36.619
podcast. I will start out with mine. GameStop

01:47:36.619 --> 01:47:39.939
says it's trade anything day, led customers to

01:47:39.939 --> 01:47:44.810
bring in a goose. A bobcat. A goose. And a Wii

01:47:44.810 --> 01:47:49.310
Netflix disc. That's awesome. That's history

01:47:49.310 --> 01:47:52.590
right there. That is history. GameStop says it

01:47:52.590 --> 01:47:55.449
accepted more than 80 ,000 items during this

01:47:55.449 --> 01:47:58.890
weekend's Trade Anything Day event and shared

01:47:58.890 --> 01:48:02.770
images with IGN of the weirdest items it accepted,

01:48:02.850 --> 01:48:07.270
including a bobcat, a goose. Where the fuck is

01:48:07.270 --> 01:48:10.670
DNR? They got a broken bobcat and a goose in

01:48:10.670 --> 01:48:15.090
here? and a physical Netflix disc for the Nintendo

01:48:15.090 --> 01:48:18.430
Wii. The chain's big trade -in event was the

01:48:18.430 --> 01:48:20.869
latest publicity stunt from the company, this

01:48:20.869 --> 01:48:23.329
time designed to highlight its trade -in program

01:48:23.329 --> 01:48:26.189
that provides customers with store credit or

01:48:26.189 --> 01:48:29.189
cash for a range of home entertainment items.

01:48:29.710 --> 01:48:32.609
Normally, this range would not extend to taxidermied

01:48:32.609 --> 01:48:37.460
animals, road signs, or... People's artwork of

01:48:37.460 --> 01:48:41.819
their pets with hair like Snoopy dog, but this

01:48:41.819 --> 01:48:46.319
past Saturday December 6th GameStop advertised

01:48:46.319 --> 01:48:51.100
it would provide Some credit for almost anything

01:48:51.100 --> 01:48:54.720
its customers cared to bring in in a statement

01:48:54.720 --> 01:48:57.800
to IG and I hope GameStop's around forever Yo,

01:48:57.920 --> 01:49:00.000
how much for this Bobcat, bro? How much does

01:49:00.000 --> 01:49:04.350
Bob get? Nice train full. It's all good In a

01:49:04.350 --> 01:49:13.010
statement to IGN, GameStop ranked its more memorable

01:49:13.010 --> 01:49:16.810
trades from stores across the country as including

01:49:16.810 --> 01:49:24.409
items such as a tiny Jesus, a speed limit sign,

01:49:25.090 --> 01:49:31.489
Air Jordans, and tapes of friends on VHS. The

01:49:31.489 --> 01:49:34.369
Air Jordans is surprising. Why would you trade

01:49:34.369 --> 01:49:36.930
AJ's into GameStop? The dude's trying to get

01:49:36.930 --> 01:49:39.029
a PS5, I'm guessing, is what he's trying to do.

01:49:39.149 --> 01:49:41.189
They bring the AJ's into GameStop. It's like,

01:49:41.369 --> 01:49:44.470
yeah, I can give you $4 .50 in in -store credit.

01:49:44.770 --> 01:49:47.229
I would tackle that guy. Don't be stupid. Get

01:49:47.229 --> 01:49:50.029
out of here. Over on social media, customers

01:49:50.029 --> 01:49:52.409
celebrated shifting various unwanted items in

01:49:52.409 --> 01:49:55.810
exchange for credit, including McDonald's Grinchmas

01:49:55.810 --> 01:49:59.909
socks. And what looked to be a replica of the

01:49:59.909 --> 01:50:04.069
United States Declaration of Independence. Holy

01:50:04.069 --> 01:50:06.729
fuck, did Nick Cage go to GameStop? I think he

01:50:06.729 --> 01:50:10.170
did. I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.

01:50:10.470 --> 01:50:14.210
And go to GameStop. Another customer seemingly

01:50:14.210 --> 01:50:17.229
joked, claimed they tried to trade in a live

01:50:17.229 --> 01:50:21.569
pet dog, which they said had been refused. Oh

01:50:21.569 --> 01:50:25.939
really? Wow. Spot yeah, go with them. No, no,

01:50:25.979 --> 01:50:28.659
sir. No, this dog is not only priceless. It's

01:50:28.659 --> 01:50:31.020
also worthless, right? Yeah, it's like pissing

01:50:31.020 --> 01:50:33.420
on the game shelf. We are not taking your dog

01:50:33.420 --> 01:50:36.920
for dance dance, right? Get the hell out of here

01:50:36.920 --> 01:50:41.119
But my DDR machine Perhaps most bizarre of all

01:50:41.119 --> 01:50:44.020
where the taxidermy goose and bobcat that's all

01:50:44.020 --> 01:50:46.880
both of which appear to have seen better days

01:50:48.809 --> 01:50:52.229
Last week GameStop hit headlines for another

01:50:52.229 --> 01:50:55.189
trade -in story as it paid out more than $30

01:50:55.189 --> 01:51:00.069
,000 for a rare Pokemon card. According to the

01:51:00.069 --> 01:51:03.250
retailer, that transaction was evidence its trade

01:51:03.250 --> 01:51:07.470
-in program offered fair value, though it simultaneously

01:51:07.470 --> 01:51:10.770
admitted the card had actually been worth at

01:51:10.770 --> 01:51:13.649
least three grand more. Well, yeah. Well, they

01:51:13.649 --> 01:51:15.310
gotta make their money. Right. That's what I'm

01:51:15.310 --> 01:51:17.170
saying. They're not a frickin' charity. Right.

01:51:17.439 --> 01:51:20.079
Any trolls who publicly claim that GameStop trading

01:51:20.079 --> 01:51:24.579
values are bad are hereby factually and demonstrably

01:51:24.579 --> 01:51:27.640
incorrect, the chain stated. So my entire bit.

01:51:28.060 --> 01:51:32.279
30 seconds ago, they're like, okay, that's that's

01:51:32.279 --> 01:51:35.159
definitely much fuck you Yeah, exactly and just

01:51:35.159 --> 01:51:38.100
this morning IGN reported on new GameStop listing

01:51:38.100 --> 01:51:40.939
for Resident Evil Requiem that includes mention

01:51:40.939 --> 01:51:44.819
of an unannounced character in the game No, not

01:51:44.819 --> 01:51:47.180
that one. We've contacted GameStop for comment

01:51:47.180 --> 01:51:50.619
on that but are yet to hear back. Interresante.

01:51:51.159 --> 01:51:53.960
So there you go. Interresante, that's crazy.

01:51:54.199 --> 01:51:58.020
That's amazing. The Bobcat, the Goose, the AJ's.

01:51:58.159 --> 01:51:59.880
Imagine rolling in there and be like, hey man,

01:52:00.300 --> 01:52:03.439
I got half a box of rubbers. How much can I get

01:52:03.439 --> 01:52:05.619
for them? Only three of them are used. I mean,

01:52:05.659 --> 01:52:07.399
I'm looking at you and you probably won't use

01:52:07.399 --> 01:52:09.340
them, but you know, I got them. They're right

01:52:09.340 --> 01:52:14.119
here. Oh my God. Keep them in your cabinet until

01:52:14.119 --> 01:52:16.000
they expire, which I think they will in your

01:52:16.000 --> 01:52:18.939
house. Yeah, they'll definitely expire. Yeah,

01:52:19.180 --> 01:52:21.560
no doubt about it. People are going to be going

01:52:21.560 --> 01:52:24.420
through your remains in 30, 40 years. You're

01:52:24.420 --> 01:52:27.340
going to find this used box of rubbers. How much

01:52:27.340 --> 01:52:33.720
for this pair of pre -shitted pants? Sir, I'll

01:52:33.720 --> 01:52:36.000
actually pay you $10 to take those home with

01:52:36.000 --> 01:52:38.760
you. To take them. Just please take them. All

01:52:38.760 --> 01:52:40.880
right, dude. Finish this up. What do you got?

01:52:40.920 --> 01:52:43.539
Oh, yeah. I went to our favorite state. I went

01:52:43.539 --> 01:52:47.920
to our favorite state. Florida woman. Allegedly

01:52:47.920 --> 01:52:52.060
a tax man tries to bite him, flees, crashes car

01:52:52.060 --> 01:53:00.460
into deputy's car. Quote, this is fun. OK. Polk

01:53:00.460 --> 01:53:03.039
County, Florida. which seems to be one of the

01:53:03.039 --> 01:53:05.939
more popular counties. It is. A Florida woman

01:53:05.939 --> 01:53:08.699
is facing a long list of charges after she allegedly

01:53:08.699 --> 01:53:11.579
attacked and tried to bite a man, ran away, and

01:53:11.579 --> 01:53:14.119
then crashed into a deputy's car. Here's what

01:53:14.119 --> 01:53:18.350
we know. Investigators with the PCSO, the local

01:53:18.350 --> 01:53:21.010
sheriff's office, said 37 -year -old Samantha

01:53:21.010 --> 01:53:23.649
Coulter of Lakeland showed up. What is it with

01:53:23.649 --> 01:53:26.590
Lakeland? They got some people in Lakeland, man.

01:53:26.909 --> 01:53:30.010
Jesus. Showed up at a man's property, climbed

01:53:30.010 --> 01:53:34.289
over his chain -link fence, attacking him, trying

01:53:34.289 --> 01:53:38.130
to bite him. She then quickly fled the scene.

01:53:38.949 --> 01:53:42.050
Wow. Why would you do that? Why would you do

01:53:42.050 --> 01:53:45.460
that? A short time later, deputies said the man

01:53:45.460 --> 01:53:49.500
left the property to get food. Like not even

01:53:49.500 --> 01:53:52.500
calling 911. He's just like, I'm kind of peckish.

01:53:52.859 --> 01:53:55.880
I'm kind of peckish right now. Receiving a phone

01:53:55.880 --> 01:53:58.020
call from someone he knew saying Coulter had

01:53:58.020 --> 01:54:01.600
returned. The caller also said Coulter had used

01:54:01.600 --> 01:54:04.800
her car to crash through the same man's fence.

01:54:04.800 --> 01:54:09.239
Oh my god. Oh my god. Before then fleeing again.

01:54:09.760 --> 01:54:13.029
Officials found Coulter's white... 2017 Cadillac

01:54:13.029 --> 01:54:15.789
and attempted to stop her on Fletcher Avenue

01:54:15.789 --> 01:54:18.430
in Lakeland. A relative of Coulter's had also

01:54:18.430 --> 01:54:20.449
arrived on the scene and yelled for her, get

01:54:20.449 --> 01:54:23.170
out of the car. To which Coulter replied, why?

01:54:23.350 --> 01:54:29.250
This is fun. Authorities said Coulter then tried

01:54:29.250 --> 01:54:31.609
to drive into a ditch to get past a deputy's

01:54:31.609 --> 01:54:34.430
car. Clearly unsuccessful, she intentionally

01:54:34.430 --> 01:54:37.649
backed up into a different deputy's car. Oh no.

01:54:38.399 --> 01:54:41.720
bed away. Her car was blocked again outside of

01:54:41.720 --> 01:54:45.640
a Caribbean restaurant. She refused to get out

01:54:45.640 --> 01:54:49.039
after officials, quote, assisted her out of the

01:54:49.039 --> 01:54:51.800
car. I'm sure they did. Put her in cuffs, which

01:54:51.800 --> 01:54:55.920
she was then able to get out of. So authorities

01:54:55.920 --> 01:54:59.279
pulled her out of that car. Yes. Rehandcuffed

01:54:59.279 --> 01:55:03.909
her, put her back in the same car. Amazing. The

01:55:03.909 --> 01:55:06.970
report says that no deputies were injured during

01:55:06.970 --> 01:55:10.810
the incident besides the one patrol car. She's

01:55:10.810 --> 01:55:13.750
facing a multitude of charges including burguerly

01:55:13.750 --> 01:55:17.109
with assault slash battery, criminal mischief

01:55:17.109 --> 01:55:19.510
of more than a thousand dollars, aggravated battery

01:55:19.510 --> 01:55:23.750
on an LEO, aggravated fleeing to elude with property

01:55:23.750 --> 01:55:27.590
damage, fleeing to elude an LEO. Attempted escape

01:55:27.590 --> 01:55:32.250
from custody and disorderly conduct facing also

01:55:32.250 --> 01:55:37.390
during the trend like The whole account they

01:55:37.390 --> 01:55:40.890
also tacked on every traffic citation along the

01:55:40.890 --> 01:55:46.670
way. No Oh, no, that is a laundry list man It's

01:55:46.670 --> 01:55:48.750
like not only do we have you on all these like

01:55:48.750 --> 01:55:52.170
class a misdemeanors and like low -class felonies

01:55:52.170 --> 01:55:55.210
You were also speeding when you drove away from

01:55:55.210 --> 01:56:01.050
us so Blew a stop sign or something. Oh, that's

01:56:01.050 --> 01:56:06.550
tough. That's tough. God bless ms. Coulter Not

01:56:06.550 --> 01:56:09.329
and Coulter fuck no fuck that piece of human

01:56:09.329 --> 01:56:13.899
shit, but this one Quote this is fun. This is

01:56:13.899 --> 01:56:17.060
fun. That's That's there's something so human

01:56:17.060 --> 01:56:21.119
about that. Yeah Like this is fun. Why would

01:56:21.119 --> 01:56:25.420
I stop now? I'm in this deep. Oh god, that's

01:56:25.449 --> 01:56:28.149
Florida never disappoints. I swear Florida really

01:56:28.149 --> 01:56:31.970
doesn't but we are out of time And so I just

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a lot of this kind of vibe, but we play games

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together. So kind of a cool collab site or gaming

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channel that we have. So check that out on YouTube

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that out on WVLP .org or the TuneIn app on your

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handheld device. That I think is about everything.

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I would agree. Yeah, well... You will get one

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more episode from us for this holiday season.

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I have a couple of interviews coming up with

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a ghost kitchen, another one with a local rapper

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who's about to make it big. So that's going to

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be fun also. So stay tuned. Got a lot of fun

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stuff coming your way. Bye.