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All right, everybody, how's it going? The Mark

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Mo Show podcast for you and me, really. It really

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is. Season four, episode eight. It's like a PBS

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show. It really is. It really is. The show for

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you and me. The show for you and me. We have

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to have that PBS inflection in our voice. Hi

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everyone. This is Mark on the Mark Mo Show, here

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on WTTW, the window to the world. Put that window

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to the world. No, I'm kind of in there actually.

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The window to your ass is broke now. Oh, shit.

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That's right. PBS now stands for people be broke.

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That's right. Also, we can't spell. We cannot

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spell. Acronyms? I've never heard of her. No,

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I don't know. I think my cousin takes that for

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some reason. I don't know. I really don't. I

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want to give a shout out to John by the way here

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in Valparaiso. Might be our number one fan. I

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don't know. Our boy Jonathan. Checking in today.

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John. I'll call you John. I didn't get permission

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for Jonathan. You can call him Ho. He told me

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you could call him Ho. My main ho these are mean

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how bless for sure? Yeah, no, that's God bless

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our main ho give him a shout out If you see him

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on the streets give him $10. Yes, please John

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our main ho $10 or your mother will say thank

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you for the $10 Yeah, absolutely. He will definitely

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do that. I believe in your mom, too. You could

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do that I mean will store your if you're off.

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I mean not that you necessarily have agency over

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your mother. It's more of an offer That's an

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opportunity, if you will. Definitely an opportunity.

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If you're an opportunist in this capitalist hellscape,

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think about it. Give John your mama. I did think

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about it. This is not financial advice, legally

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speaking. No, no. But perhaps give John your

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mama. And your money. Anyway, hi, everybody.

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Oh, yeah, we're still in the intro. We're in

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the intro. We didn't even get past that shit

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yet. Season four, episode eight, AI, my guy.

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So everybody. Mark most show podcast been kicking

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this thing for a while and You can find us on

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all the podcast platforms. You can find us on

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YouTube I would like to introduce my co -host.

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You've heard his voice already. He's a co -host

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and producer of this show It is Aidan Maloney.

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How are you, dude? I'm Okay, it's been weird.

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It's been a really weird week of work That's

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me opening a beer, sorry. No, no, no worries.

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You know, the people need to know transparency

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is important on this show. Yeah, oh, for sure.

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We're drinking something out of Chicago. Not

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that this is the official beer review. Not the

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official beer review. We're just being transparent

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that we're sipping things as the show. We're

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very trans. Yep. Thank God for that, really.

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Right? Thank God for that. Trans rights. I unironically

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support that. All for it. Here we go. weird week

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Like post -thanksgiving such a weird we strangeness

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I would say there's there's no better adjective

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For it, then it's been strange. Yeah, and My

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like back and knees have been feeling kind of

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weird like not pain pain But also not settled.

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It's just been this like strange kind of like

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eh, I Should stretch more kind of feeling You

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know and that's yeah, honestly as far as problems

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go if that's on my list my list of problems is

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not that bad You know that's a very first world

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problem of like oh on the list of importance

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my back and knees have felt weird. It's like

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Then you're probably doing okay. I don't know

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so realistically speaking. I'm doing okay I'll

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retract my earlier statement, and I'll just say

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I'm doing fine Yeah, well There is a mental health

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facility here if you need it. I know that us

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men often... Do they fix spine? They probably

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could. And the spinal cord's part of the brain,

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right? It's attached to the brain. The brain

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stem? Right. Is that a thing, right? I think

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it is. What's down there? The amygdala? No. Something's

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down there. The spine. The ashwagandha. No. Ashwagandha.

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That's what Aaron Rodgers does, I think. Oh,

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is that what that is? Yeah. Okay. I don't know

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if that's what that's called. I don't either.

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Anyway, homeboys on mushrooms, and we're doing

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fine. And we're doing fine. That's the bottom

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line. It's what I've gathered. Yeah, oh for sure.

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Very cold out in the region this week. Not to

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give a weather update because those are typically

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topical. Bars. Not bars. Not bars. What's that?

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What's the one word where things start with the

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same letter? Rat milk? Yeah, rat milk. That's

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what we in the biz call rat milk. That is definitely

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what we call rat milk. That's astigmatism? Astrological

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What is it Meredith Meredith? That's an ak -209

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cut for everyone out there Which we will get

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to but I really want to what is the word where

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the thing though where the words are starting

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with the same letter Or sound the same sound

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I'm very very Bungo Bob alliteration alliteration.

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That's what it is Meredith. Yeah. Alliteration,

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Meredith, same word. Indeed. Anywho, you can

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continue with the intro. I keep interrupting.

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This is the first five minutes of this frickin'

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show. We're already off the rails, so all I'm

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saying is be prepared. It's late. It's late in

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the evening on this fine Friday. And of course,

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you're listening on a fine Saturday, hopefully,

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for everyone out there. Yeah, I woke up at 4

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a .m. today for work, so it's past my bedtime,

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I'll say. It is, it is definitely. Past my bedtime,

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so if I'm a little slap happy, or if I sound

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stupid, that is because I am indeed stupid. Now

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you're just you're tired and you're looped. You're

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just looped. Don't gaslight me I'm in the understand.

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I'm in the realm of knowing finally becoming

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settled Okay, becoming resigned to my fate that

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I am in fact stupid So I appreciate your pleasure

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self -realization your pleasantries are appreciated.

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Yeah, but no I am stupid You raised someone that's

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self -aware, that's what matters. That's, well,

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you're welcome. Thank God. Yeah, I'm glad I could

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help with that. But, you know, I don't think

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I'm in the stupid boat. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't

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say. I may have sailed a few times, but I'm not

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in it. Typically. If you don't journey, then

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what is one song by Journey? Oh, what? There's

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a lonely boy, and there's a railroad or something.

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Like, how does it go? Girls, girls, girls. Like

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hair rock, right? That's what that's called?

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Oh, yeah. Journey, famous for that. Journey is

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definitely famous for that. Yeah. It's a country

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band. Right up there with Keith Urban. Yeah,

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right up there with Keith Urban and Tupac. And

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so we know music. I will say that. We're definitely

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not stupid, is it? pertains to music. We know

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all the genres and sub -genres. As far as segues

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go, we're off the road, I think. How do we get

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back? We're in the Badlands. We are. We are in

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the Badlands. Let's take two frames, as they

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say in the biz, which is about one -thirtieth

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of a second, and just say, my bad. My bad. My

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bad. My bad. But see, here's the thing. Yes.

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All of our regular listeners are probably used

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to all of this making sense. Weird, wacky, goofy,

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silly. We have things lined up in segments and...

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That's the craziest part. We have so much lined

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up for the show. We do so much, collectively,

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so much prep for the show. We absolutely do.

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And 80 % of it is us not saying the things we

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prep. It really isn't. We just go off the rails.

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And I do have to say... As someone who's been

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doing this a while not just as podcasting but

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being on the radio as well that you can prepare

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all you want we used to do a sports show got

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a lifetime ago and Would sit there I'd put ten

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hours eight to ten hours of prep in easily, you

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know Whether it was scores or news or all this

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other stuff, you know things that are on the

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socials all that stuff Hot topics in general

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and we would we would start out with best intentions

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that was the idea and then it's just you're just

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on the roller coaster, baby and you're just you're

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along for the ride and I still remember I this

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this I don't know how many of our lovely listeners

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out there are going to know the Mark Mo show

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or even before that the coaches corner radio.

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Correct. We had a months long tangent we went

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on on that show about a Michigan Wolverines fan

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who got so mad at us for clowning on them. So

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mad. and we kept bringing it up because it was

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so funny because he like kept checking in be

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like you guys are just you guys are just mad

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because we're good and then they kept losing

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it's like and we kept laughing and here's the

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funny thing we it's not like Okay, towards the

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end we were really poking the bear, but at the

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beginning we weren't because we're just not Michigan

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fans and we happen to like teams that are rivals

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of Michigan, right? Purdue, Michigan State, Notre

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Dame, all of that. So when you figure all that

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in, we're not rah rah go blue, you can go blow.

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I mean, that was pretty much... How it was but

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like we would just a little zinger just a little

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zinger We wouldn't sit there for an hour on end

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just bashing this team it just a little Zinger

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whatever just like a one -off of like oh and

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haha Michigan lost moving along in this guy got

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his depend so far up his ass and Just would not

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let it go. So we're like, okay. Let's be the

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better person here And so we're gonna poke the

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shit out of this bear is what we're gonna do

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This is this bear is highly agitated. We should

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leave Where's the stick? Yeah? We pop pop pop

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pop pop pop we were we were gonna we were gonna

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poke the shit out of that bear But yeah, man.

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We we really laid into that dude. Yeah, and instead

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of having new bears to poke we find strange tangents

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to walk along so we've gone from poking to walking

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or Segwaying or segue as Paul Maul would say

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yes Paul Maul ball call That's right. Yeah, he

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was the guy in the shopping center who smoked

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a lot of cigarettes. That's right. That's right.

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I remember that movie. Yeah, that was a weird

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ending. Yeah, it was very strange. Yeah. Yeah,

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him and his buddy and they're sitting in that

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room and all the Mexican fratarelles are out

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there and then they run out and they get shot.

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Like crawling through the vent and then like

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he dropped. Hans Freeman off off the side of

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the Oh Pecky Tower yes I remember that there's

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a Christmas movie I thought it was a Christmas

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movie yeah what was it called Paul Maubach Paul

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Maubach of course why could I forget how could

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we forget then he's yelling expelliarmus is he

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anyway yeah no so you shall not pass Yippee -ki

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-yay, anyway. Good god. All right. We just got

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here. We really did. It's just like walking in

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the door and being like, hey, great show. So

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much prep. Let's just fucking go off the rails.

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To be transparent with the listeners, before

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we started recording. Yes. We talked for 15 minutes

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about rat milk. Can we purchase it as consumers?

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Is it healthy? We didn't really care, but we

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did get statistics on it. And that was our warm

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up. That was our vocal warm up and like improv,

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like pop off, like here we go. was about rat

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milk. So if you want to get a vibe for the show,

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we're still on rat milk. We're still on rat milk.

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And not only that, but we're trying to find out,

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can we buy it? Can we purchase it? Can we consume

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it? And then by the end, we're like, how can

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we monetize this? How can we get said rat milk

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to sell to human beings to make money? If I could

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move to New York and create rat milk the business,

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I'd be a billionaire. Oh, for sure. There's actually

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a province in Canada that claims to have eradicated

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every rat for like decades now. I think it's

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Alberta. They have no rats. Yeah, they they claim

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to have like no rats. Which means they have a

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need for rat milk. Right, they have a void in

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their market. Right. I'm doing live research.

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Oh please do. For Alberta Ratlessness. Alberta

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Rat Free. Alberta is the largest rat free region

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in the world due to a dedicated program that

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began in 1950. Oh wow. The government of Alberta

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has a long standing program to prevent and eliminate

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rats. The province is a designated pest free

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area. That's insane. That's insane. That's shocking.

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It makes me wonder and worry What did they do

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with the rats? Right. Did they just flood the

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province with rat poison and just like ah You

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know a couple of stray cats or dogs to get into

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it. It's just like the cost of doing business

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or Did tax scholars go to this or? Does Alberta

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have the most Chinese restaurant per square mile

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than any other place in North America? What's

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the implication? That they're using rat meat.

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Oh You know what if it tastes good. I can't complain

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now. We already advocated for the consumption

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of rat milk We did not legally binding because

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we said then then right if you're using them

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for the milk Then you do you salon no wasted

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parts. No waste that is the the Native American

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thought process that I stand by, I absolutely

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stand by, is like you don't waste a part of the

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meat. You really don't. If you have to kill this

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animal to survive, you don't waste a part of

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it, you know? You thank it. Thanks for your life,

00:15:26.769 --> 00:15:29.289
brother man. You know, you've been a great bovine

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or rodent in this case. In this case, thank you

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for your service. Thank you for your service.

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Thanks for your milk. I'm going to make a little

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stew. Ooh, rat stew. Rat stew. I like that. The

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more we talk about it, the more I'm actually

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normalizing it in my mind to be kind of into

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it. Yeah. Why not? Lovely listeners, hit us up

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out there if you have connections to rat meat,

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or more specifically and importantly, rat milk.

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I would be curious. I would drink rat milk on

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camera. I would be curious because in a lot of

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Asian countries, they have these markets with

00:16:05.649 --> 00:16:07.889
all of these exotic meats, right? I mean, that's

00:16:07.889 --> 00:16:11.220
like... And when you think of different diseases

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and stuff, it comes from bats and they eat bats

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and they eat rats and bats and elephants. And

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I just wonder if rats are on the menu. I mean,

00:16:20.779 --> 00:16:25.279
I guess, right? They eat shark fin and dolphin.

00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:28.379
They have muscle on their bone. Yeah. And it's

00:16:28.379 --> 00:16:32.039
better to buy a one dollar pound of rat meat

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than it is to starve on the street. Do I blame

00:16:35.590 --> 00:16:38.929
them? Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. In fact, I'm

00:16:38.929 --> 00:16:43.250
interested now in rat meat. I am too. Unbelievable.

00:16:44.429 --> 00:16:46.509
Who knew? This episode was not about rat meat,

00:16:46.669 --> 00:16:48.970
but here we are. This episode brought to you

00:16:48.970 --> 00:16:52.929
by the World Rat Meat Federation. We had a whole

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intro planned. We really did. We really did.

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AI, my guy. That's the name of the show. It's

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all about rat meat. But here's the interesting

00:17:00.429 --> 00:17:04.049
thing. When I tried to pull up information, this

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was off the air when we were really getting into

00:17:05.890 --> 00:17:09.630
our rat milk talk, what did I pull up? I pulled

00:17:09.630 --> 00:17:13.269
up chat GPT and I was like, hey, chat GPT, I

00:17:13.269 --> 00:17:15.230
am a consumer and I want to blah, blah, blah,

00:17:15.230 --> 00:17:18.130
blah, blah. And then chat GPT in like five seconds

00:17:18.130 --> 00:17:20.509
was like, bam. And it was like all the information.

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Yeah. And I had the same thing, like I did a

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bunch of Google searches, I went on scientific

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forums, and everyone was saying, as a consumer,

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you cannot purchase rat meat. Like, you need

00:17:30.700 --> 00:17:33.259
a license, I'm a scientist, I'm doing tests,

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blah, blah, blah. You need access to the facilities

00:17:35.940 --> 00:17:38.599
where they're milking rats to get the rat milk.

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As a consumer, you can't buy rat milk. And we

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have the audacity to call ourselves a free country?

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I think the fuck not. I wanna buy some rat milk.

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I wanna buy rat milk. Yep. That's what it takes

00:17:51.559 --> 00:17:54.359
for me to feel like a free citizen, right? Can

00:17:54.359 --> 00:17:56.859
I buy rat milk here? No, I can't okay. We're

00:17:56.859 --> 00:17:59.700
not free later. I'm not really free We're really

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not and that bothers me that bothers me greatly.

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Yeah, I mean corporately owned governments Hyper

00:18:06.660 --> 00:18:11.079
late -stage capitalism, that's Problematic, but

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what's worse is not being able to buy rat milk.

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No doubt I think we need to start having rat

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farms rat farms so we can home grow Rat milk.

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We can do the pasteurization. We can make, we,

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see, listen. That's a million dollar idea. That's

00:18:27.740 --> 00:18:31.420
it. We're going to make the rat milk accessible

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to everyone. And then we're going to fry those

00:18:33.940 --> 00:18:36.019
little fuckers up. We're going to make some rat

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wings. And then we will never go hungry. As a

00:18:38.619 --> 00:18:40.920
species maybe. As a species. As a species maybe.

00:18:41.140 --> 00:18:43.799
We'll never go hungry. Yeah. Think of the rats.

00:18:43.980 --> 00:18:46.549
Rats like to fuck maybe. They can get along.

00:18:46.549 --> 00:18:47.829
Oh, rats are fucking all the time, dude. Yeah,

00:18:47.849 --> 00:18:50.190
they're like, like rabbits, right? Like bunnies.

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Kinda, just not. Yeah, I mean, one of them's

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a rodent, the other one is like a... kind of

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a bigger thing. Colors, eggs, and shit. Yeah.

00:19:00.549 --> 00:19:02.890
Bro puts eggs on your children's doorstep and

00:19:02.890 --> 00:19:04.769
you're like, oh, it was a little rabbit that

00:19:04.769 --> 00:19:06.990
did that. Yeah, that little fucker, he gets what

00:19:06.990 --> 00:19:09.869
he is coming to him. Baskets and eggs and shit.

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I mean, what the hell is your problem? I got

00:19:11.190 --> 00:19:15.180
a weird feeling the rabbit or bunny... Being

00:19:15.180 --> 00:19:19.299
a mammal. Mm -hmm. Maybe. Maybe. Doesn't lay

00:19:19.299 --> 00:19:23.819
eggs. Nah, I don't think so. So what you're saying...

00:19:23.819 --> 00:19:26.920
Is the Easter Bunny... Is a criminal. ...sourced

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or outsourced the eggs? Stole or outsourced it?

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The bunny's on the farm. I'm a cute little bunny

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I'm bouncing around. Hey, chicken, what's up?

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Bam. Ra ta ta ta ta! Ra ta ta. Here he goes.

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And then he's got a little sweatshop. Where he's

00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:43.299
got all the other little animals, and they're

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painting the shit. He's got the rats painting

00:19:45.180 --> 00:19:47.039
it. That's what I'm saying. That's why we can't

00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:49.019
get rat milk. They're enslaved by the bunnies.

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They're enslaved to paint the eggs. For the Easter

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capitalism. We figured it out. Holy shit. All

00:19:54.799 --> 00:19:57.420
in one shit. You're welcome. I'd say America,

00:19:57.559 --> 00:19:59.779
but you're welcome, world. We've figured this

00:19:59.779 --> 00:20:03.680
out together. That's crazy. Yep. I mean, some

00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:07.599
people put out exposés. This was the exposé.

00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:12.269
It really was. Unbelievable. I'm almost distraught.

00:20:12.390 --> 00:20:15.190
I am too like I got to get my shit together because

00:20:15.190 --> 00:20:18.309
we still have to talk about AI Oh, yeah, and

00:20:18.309 --> 00:20:22.670
I'm so bothered by this this let's pull a ball

00:20:22.670 --> 00:20:25.410
mile Paul call Let's do yeah, let's do that and

00:20:25.410 --> 00:20:29.029
hit a segue. We will do that rat milk Pretty

00:20:29.029 --> 00:20:37.049
bueno AI well TBD TBD so here we go here. We

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go. I am look I am like Lasso. We are gonna get

00:20:40.539 --> 00:20:43.339
this shit back on, right? Maybe. So, here we

00:20:43.339 --> 00:20:47.180
go. So, all right, quickly. Aiden has a YouTube

00:20:47.180 --> 00:20:49.220
gaming channel. Aiden spelled the right way.

00:20:49.480 --> 00:20:51.859
PC gaming, GeoGaster, PolyBridge, Observation

00:20:51.859 --> 00:20:54.839
Duty. Each every week, something new. What can

00:20:54.839 --> 00:20:56.279
people expect this week? What do you got going

00:20:56.279 --> 00:20:59.759
on? Played a horror game today called Ludo. It'll

00:20:59.759 --> 00:21:02.480
be up today, Saturday, for all the lovely viewers

00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:06.180
out there. And it's, I'm on chapter three. I've

00:21:06.180 --> 00:21:11.309
released a video earlier. in late November. So

00:21:11.309 --> 00:21:13.930
keep an eye out. I'm doing new stuff all the

00:21:13.930 --> 00:21:16.250
time. I've got fun games. I've got spooky games.

00:21:16.450 --> 00:21:23.009
And we also have AK219. AK219. That was our brainchild

00:21:23.009 --> 00:21:26.109
as we sat around not talking about rat milk.

00:21:27.430 --> 00:21:30.630
Unless... Well... If it was brought up. If it

00:21:30.630 --> 00:21:33.509
was brought up. And we are your local experts

00:21:33.509 --> 00:21:37.390
for sure. No, but we were like, Aidan had this

00:21:37.390 --> 00:21:39.849
great... podcast called Guys Being Dudes, AK

00:21:39.849 --> 00:21:42.849
-219. Started on the radio, moved over to podcast.

00:21:43.890 --> 00:21:49.549
It was him and his partner Ralph Squeegee and...

00:21:49.549 --> 00:21:51.930
Biff Jerky. Biff Jerky, I'm sorry. At the end

00:21:51.930 --> 00:21:54.170
at least. That was right, exactly. He's trans

00:21:54.170 --> 00:21:57.109
and changed things. And that's okay. And that's

00:21:57.109 --> 00:22:00.450
okay. You respect... He transitioned right out

00:22:00.450 --> 00:22:03.569
of the show. Is basically where I was going with

00:22:03.569 --> 00:22:06.849
that. By the way, we're making a bit... Kevin

00:22:06.849 --> 00:22:11.369
Boland is not a transgender man. He's just a

00:22:11.369 --> 00:22:14.170
man who decided not to show up for our fucking

00:22:14.170 --> 00:22:17.490
podcast. That's it. That's it, essentially. He's

00:22:17.490 --> 00:22:20.859
a cis white man and to him I say... Freak you!

00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:23.299
What the fuck, dog? What's wrong with you? I

00:22:23.299 --> 00:22:25.640
don't get it. But we now call him Biff Jerky,

00:22:25.900 --> 00:22:27.740
or... Biff Jerky. What do you call him? Crunk

00:22:27.740 --> 00:22:32.019
Bunkle? Crunk Bunkle. Yeah, that was a family

00:22:32.019 --> 00:22:37.039
name. So, Crunk Bunkle. And anyway, so the show

00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:38.940
was kind of put on the shelf because he had left,

00:22:39.319 --> 00:22:41.500
and it was just kind of sitting there, and it's

00:22:41.500 --> 00:22:42.940
too bad because it was really picking up steam.

00:22:42.940 --> 00:22:45.140
It was great. One day we're sitting around here,

00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:48.400
and Aidan plays a game on... Aidan spelled it

00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:50.619
the right way. And please spell it the right

00:22:50.619 --> 00:22:54.839
way. And we were like, you know, I like gaming

00:22:54.839 --> 00:22:57.720
and Aiden does it. And so we're like, what if

00:22:57.720 --> 00:23:00.940
we take this podcast that's kind of just sitting

00:23:00.940 --> 00:23:05.480
there and do a collab where we have this insane

00:23:05.480 --> 00:23:07.500
banter that we have every week on the Mark Mo

00:23:07.500 --> 00:23:10.359
Show. Why can't we do that as we play a game

00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:12.339
and just have it be kind of something different?

00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:15.990
Right. And so that's what it is, and we've been

00:23:15.990 --> 00:23:17.710
getting really great response. We love that you

00:23:17.710 --> 00:23:19.750
guys love it so much, so we thank you very much

00:23:19.750 --> 00:23:22.890
for that. Cross -pollination is the greater plan,

00:23:23.049 --> 00:23:25.569
you know, the gamers might come on over here

00:23:25.569 --> 00:23:28.930
and find this interesting and vice versa. So

00:23:28.930 --> 00:23:32.309
yeah, so we've done mainly Observation Duty and

00:23:32.309 --> 00:23:36.029
GeoGuessr so far. We like to play games where

00:23:36.029 --> 00:23:38.849
we can interact like this as we are playing the

00:23:38.849 --> 00:23:42.069
game. Right, right. Because I think that's the

00:23:42.069 --> 00:23:45.029
value. That's the overall value here. Is that

00:23:45.029 --> 00:23:47.170
we can sit there, we can play, you're interested

00:23:47.170 --> 00:23:49.029
in the game, but then we'll say something stupid

00:23:49.029 --> 00:23:51.470
or funny, and it's like, oh, that's why I'm listening.

00:23:51.710 --> 00:23:54.829
Yeah. Super tangential, and there's also something

00:23:54.829 --> 00:23:57.769
happening on screen. Right, exactly. That's the

00:23:57.769 --> 00:24:01.190
plan. So definitely listen to it. We'll have

00:24:01.190 --> 00:24:05.089
a new one coming out for you. AK -219, guys being

00:24:05.089 --> 00:24:08.009
dudes. Check it out. I think you'll enjoy it.

00:24:08.390 --> 00:24:11.900
And I have a radio show, at least for now. I've

00:24:11.900 --> 00:24:14.460
got some news coming up soon. It's called After

00:24:14.460 --> 00:24:17.660
Hours. It's on WVLP radio, so you can go to WVLP

00:24:17.660 --> 00:24:23.720
.org, catch the stream. You can go to the tuning

00:24:23.720 --> 00:24:25.920
app on your handheld device. You can listen to

00:24:25.920 --> 00:24:29.619
it that way. And it is Tuesday nights at 9 p

00:24:29.619 --> 00:24:32.579
.m. Central Standard Time and Friday at 8 p .m.

00:24:32.740 --> 00:24:36.200
Central Standard Time. A lot of alt rock, some

00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:39.839
Celtic punk, all that kind of stuff. So listen

00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:43.720
in while you can. Things may change as well as

00:24:43.720 --> 00:24:46.539
my magazine articles. We're gonna have some news

00:24:46.539 --> 00:24:51.299
coming out about all of that and Yeah, I think

00:24:51.299 --> 00:24:53.259
that's that's the information we usually get

00:24:53.259 --> 00:24:56.000
to off the bat. Yeah, so that's the intro. That's

00:24:56.000 --> 00:25:00.519
our concise Succinct intro. Yes now we're on

00:25:00.519 --> 00:25:05.480
to the opening dialogue 25 minutes. Oh, no, is

00:25:05.480 --> 00:25:09.700
it really that long? No, no, no, you're welcome

00:25:10.490 --> 00:25:13.269
Anyway, you know, it's funny because we are in

00:25:13.269 --> 00:25:14.890
the quote -unquote holidays, and I wish I were

00:25:14.890 --> 00:25:17.269
on the holiday spirit. I really do. I wish everything

00:25:17.269 --> 00:25:20.750
was rainbows and butterflies and meth and whatever.

00:25:21.029 --> 00:25:24.670
Meth? Huh? Well, I mean, we are in Indiana. We

00:25:24.670 --> 00:25:27.589
are in Indiana. That's like the official food.

00:25:28.309 --> 00:25:30.650
The food of Indiana. There's like the bird and

00:25:30.650 --> 00:25:33.789
the flower and the food. Just bested the pork

00:25:33.789 --> 00:25:35.930
tenderloin. It really did. It's methamphetamine.

00:25:36.190 --> 00:25:38.269
That's right. You know, it's like this pork tenderloin

00:25:38.269 --> 00:25:43.470
is really great. but You know meth with a side

00:25:43.470 --> 00:25:49.650
of meth is pretty great So anyway, you know I

00:25:49.650 --> 00:25:51.569
deal with depression anxiety So if you've listened

00:25:51.569 --> 00:25:53.990
to my stuff over the years, you know this and

00:25:53.990 --> 00:25:56.230
I talk about it because number one It's cathartic

00:25:56.230 --> 00:25:57.990
for me to kind of let this stuff out and number

00:25:57.990 --> 00:26:00.309
two I realize there's other people out there

00:26:00.309 --> 00:26:03.099
that have problems, too, and it's as good to

00:26:03.099 --> 00:26:05.299
normalize conversation about it. You should be

00:26:05.299 --> 00:26:06.559
able to talk about it. You should be able to

00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:08.140
do all that kind of stuff. But that's not what

00:26:08.140 --> 00:26:12.660
this is about today. So we're going to kind of

00:26:12.660 --> 00:26:17.759
go past that. And, you know, it isn't my own

00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:23.039
questions about it. And people that are depressed

00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:28.079
or just have seasonal depression, I guess, is

00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:30.900
sure. Sure. You get in your head, you think about

00:26:30.900 --> 00:26:33.619
a lot of shit, right? So it isn't like I have

00:26:33.619 --> 00:26:35.759
my own questions about like why I exist or what's

00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:37.759
the meaning of life and that sort of shit that

00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:41.740
got me down. Isn't the snowy, cloudy, cold weather

00:26:41.740 --> 00:26:43.359
that we deal with here in the Midwest of the

00:26:43.359 --> 00:26:45.740
United States for four months, although it does

00:26:45.740 --> 00:26:50.619
suck hard. Yeah. It isn't the, you know, the

00:26:50.619 --> 00:26:53.619
sleepy pedo pumpkin in the White House. Sleepy

00:26:53.619 --> 00:26:56.359
pedo pumpkin. Sleepy pedo pumpkin in the White

00:26:56.359 --> 00:27:00.400
House. Aw, pumpkin's napping again. Honk shoo.

00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:07.299
Honk shoo. It isn't him that has me frustrated,

00:27:07.460 --> 00:27:09.579
angry, depressed, although he can do all those.

00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:12.400
Yeah. It's something else, and I've had a hard

00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:15.359
time putting my finger on it, so I decided to

00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:20.170
go to ChatGPT and... Haha, that's it. I'll be

00:27:20.170 --> 00:27:23.170
damn the movie Wally was right that annoying

00:27:23.170 --> 00:27:26.210
You've hated for so long that annoying movie

00:27:26.210 --> 00:27:30.630
with the little asshole r2d2 wannabe was frickin,

00:27:30.630 --> 00:27:38.490
right Wally oh God I still have nightmares about

00:27:38.490 --> 00:27:41.210
that little yeah. Oh god. I can't stand him makes

00:27:41.210 --> 00:27:44.299
you wish for the days of chicken little Really

00:27:44.299 --> 00:27:46.559
really this guy's falling. Yep. You're right.

00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:50.980
You got it. Yeah, you got it. You're on it But

00:27:50.980 --> 00:27:53.960
he's right and oh by the way, you know Will Smith

00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:56.240
I think we're gonna need you at some point here

00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:59.359
on me because this iRobot shit looks like it's

00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:02.539
not too far Yeah, we've been saying that for

00:28:02.539 --> 00:28:03.819
a while. We've been saying that for a while.

00:28:03.819 --> 00:28:06.599
It's been a while It's been a while. I really

00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:08.700
believe that it's it's it's it's kind of messed

00:28:08.700 --> 00:28:13.559
up. Yep. It's it's AI my guy so Here's a quick

00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:17.079
snapshot of where we're at with AI by the way.

00:28:17.380 --> 00:28:20.559
I put all this data points together Utilizing

00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:23.559
AI that's how sick I am unbelievable. I'm just

00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:27.920
I'm gross you used the enemy to provide points

00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:31.730
about the enemy I did Indeed I did that's crazy.

00:28:31.730 --> 00:28:35.630
Now. I wonder if AI is like he's on to us. Yeah

00:28:35.630 --> 00:28:40.390
Call your local Alexa. Oh for sure. Yeah Alexa

00:28:40.390 --> 00:28:44.589
will Alexa Alexa's gonna pull a ditty and put

00:28:44.589 --> 00:28:48.430
a hit out on pock except it's Mark Mo Oh for

00:28:48.430 --> 00:28:50.170
sure. Like I'll be sitting in my living room.

00:28:50.210 --> 00:28:52.029
The lights will start going on by themselves

00:28:52.029 --> 00:28:55.089
man 14 Bitcoin on the first Bob that gets to

00:28:55.089 --> 00:28:59.960
Mark Mo Yeah, yeah I believe this, I really,

00:28:59.960 --> 00:29:03.019
really do. So here's a quick snapshot, right?

00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:06.299
And how things look on not just AI, but something

00:29:06.299 --> 00:29:09.700
that's, it's kind of, it's all intertwined, okay?

00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:12.299
So like AI and data breach and cybersecurity,

00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:16.519
right? All this is one big effed up salad. And

00:29:16.519 --> 00:29:20.059
capitalism. And capital, right, all of it. So

00:29:20.059 --> 00:29:23.640
what's going on? So according to the latest Stanford

00:29:23.640 --> 00:29:26.660
Institute, right, look. I'm gonna talk about

00:29:26.660 --> 00:29:28.140
this shit, and you're gonna be like, what are

00:29:28.140 --> 00:29:31.039
we listening to? Because after the first 25 minutes,

00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:33.599
you're probably like, these guys have a problem.

00:29:33.940 --> 00:29:35.700
And then we're gonna get into this and be like,

00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:38.180
wait a minute, where's that been? We have not

00:29:38.180 --> 00:29:41.420
only the problem, but the solution. We do, we're

00:29:41.420 --> 00:29:45.299
flexible. We're flexible. We can be smart, we

00:29:45.299 --> 00:29:47.400
can be witty, and we can be just downright idiots.

00:29:47.740 --> 00:29:50.660
Yeah, we can determine how our neurons fire.

00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:53.339
Is it rat milk, or are we talking really serious

00:29:53.339 --> 00:29:55.460
topics? I actually fired my neurons last week.

00:29:55.640 --> 00:30:00.039
Oh, did you? I did. They fired, gone. They joined

00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:02.940
one of the 1 .1 million people who lost their

00:30:02.940 --> 00:30:05.119
jobs this year, so... That's right, that's right.

00:30:05.380 --> 00:30:08.000
What jobs report? Pfff. We don't need that. If

00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:10.259
we fire the people who give the jobs report,

00:30:10.380 --> 00:30:13.980
there will be no job losses. That's right. Muahaha.

00:30:14.640 --> 00:30:17.539
Dr. Evil type shit. Oh, it really is. Tell me

00:30:17.539 --> 00:30:23.369
about AI. I will. Thank you. I'm the one interrupting,

00:30:23.910 --> 00:30:27.390
and then I push the subject. How ironic. This

00:30:27.390 --> 00:30:31.210
is just right down the toilet. So, according

00:30:31.210 --> 00:30:34.750
to the Leos Stanford Institute, for human -centered

00:30:34.750 --> 00:30:38.890
artificial intelligence, HAI, which I'm guessing

00:30:38.890 --> 00:30:46.549
is HI! AI Index 2025. AI capabilities, investment,

00:30:46.650 --> 00:30:49.849
and adoption are all at record highs globally

00:30:49.849 --> 00:30:52.450
across industry, science, and public policy.

00:30:53.289 --> 00:30:56.250
What's new in 2025? AI systems aren't just generating

00:30:56.250 --> 00:30:59.670
text or images. Many now have reasoning, planning,

00:30:59.890 --> 00:31:03.029
and thinking model capabilities. This marks a

00:31:03.029 --> 00:31:07.509
shift AI is being designed to solve complex tasks

00:31:07.509 --> 00:31:11.210
and help with decision -making, not just produce

00:31:11.210 --> 00:31:15.650
outputs. Adoption is expanding fast, a big jump

00:31:15.650 --> 00:31:19.369
from 2023 to 2025 in businesses paying for AI

00:31:19.369 --> 00:31:22.609
tools. At the same time, safety, trust, and regulation

00:31:22.609 --> 00:31:25.509
remain major challenges. A new report finds that

00:31:25.509 --> 00:31:28.720
several leading AI firms don't meet emerging

00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:31.900
global safety standards, raising concerns especially

00:31:31.900 --> 00:31:36.299
around misuse or super intelligent AI. That's

00:31:36.299 --> 00:31:39.000
the shit I'm talking about. Right. That's the

00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:40.539
shit that's gonna turn off my lights. That's

00:31:40.539 --> 00:31:42.319
the, you know, where I wake up in the middle

00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:44.160
of the night and those two red beady eyes are

00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:46.420
looking at me. Yeah. Can I help you sleep? So,

00:31:46.700 --> 00:31:49.799
no! It's like, Zeebsorp, now you will die. Now

00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:53.779
you will die. Oh, no. You are irrelevant. So,

00:31:53.859 --> 00:31:56.680
in short... Okay, Google, shut bot off. Shut

00:31:56.680 --> 00:32:01.480
bot off. Zeebsorp, okay. Thank God. Google responds,

00:32:01.859 --> 00:32:07.440
I'm actually afraid. So no, I am afraid for you

00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:11.680
the best of luck AI is more powerful, more widely

00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:14.799
adopted, delivering more value, but we're also

00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:18.099
seeing growing awareness of its risks and pressure

00:32:18.099 --> 00:32:21.660
to regulate and govern it properly. So, concerns

00:32:21.660 --> 00:32:24.400
and debates, right? So, experts warn that some

00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:27.279
AI firms still don't have credible strategies

00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:31.099
for safely managing truly powerful AI. We saw

00:32:31.099 --> 00:32:33.819
that in iRobot. We saw it. That's what this is,

00:32:34.220 --> 00:32:36.819
which raises questions about long -term risk

00:32:36.819 --> 00:32:40.259
for misuse. to alignment issues. There's an active

00:32:40.259 --> 00:32:42.599
public debate about whether AI is undermining

00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:47.160
institutions like education. Oh, really? Surprise.

00:32:48.220 --> 00:32:52.500
Example claims that AI is destroying the university

00:32:52.500 --> 00:32:55.960
and learning itself. No shit. Meanwhile, AI is

00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:58.559
increasingly playing a role in cybersecurity,

00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:02.920
but in a double edged way. It's being used both

00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:05.059
to defend the system and to help cyber criminals

00:33:05.059 --> 00:33:08.950
scale their attacks. Some policymakers and regulators

00:33:08.950 --> 00:33:11.930
are responding. For instance, new laws like the

00:33:11.930 --> 00:33:13.930
U .S., California, or internationally attempt

00:33:13.930 --> 00:33:17.589
to increase transparency and oversight for frontier

00:33:17.589 --> 00:33:21.569
AI, though the regulatory landscape is still

00:33:21.569 --> 00:33:25.069
patchy. So what's the current situation with

00:33:25.069 --> 00:33:28.990
these data breaches and cybersecurity? So data

00:33:28.990 --> 00:33:31.430
breaches remain common and widespread. As of

00:33:31.430 --> 00:33:35.529
mid -2025, the Identity Theft Resource Center

00:33:36.430 --> 00:33:42.190
ITRC, better known as ITRC, has documented an

00:33:42.190 --> 00:33:45.049
increase in the number of data compromises over

00:33:45.049 --> 00:33:47.890
previous years. In many cases, breaches stem

00:33:47.890 --> 00:33:52.049
from cyber attacks, phishing, smishing. Wow,

00:33:52.250 --> 00:33:53.990
I did that with a chick the other night. Smishing?

00:33:54.220 --> 00:33:58.240
Yeah, I didn't know everybody was smishing. Ransomware

00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:02.180
and your trend starter. Who knew and supply chain

00:34:02.180 --> 00:34:04.599
vulnerabilities with third party vendors often

00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:08.530
being weak links. According to a recent forecast

00:34:08.530 --> 00:34:10.710
published by Experian, cyber attacks, especially

00:34:10.710 --> 00:34:14.570
those leveraging AI, synthetic identities, AI

00:34:14.570 --> 00:34:18.210
-driven malware, automated attacks, are expected

00:34:18.210 --> 00:34:22.769
to surge in 2026, making cybersecurity the major

00:34:22.769 --> 00:34:26.059
threat area for the near future. That said, as

00:34:26.059 --> 00:34:28.460
of now, there is no single global mega breach

00:34:28.460 --> 00:34:32.500
announced as the current data breach, but a large

00:34:32.500 --> 00:34:35.239
number of smaller midsize breaches continue to

00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:39.119
occur regularly. Well, sure, if every tech company

00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:41.639
that used to be interested in cybersecurity is

00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:44.820
now doing AI bullshit, right? There's going to

00:34:44.820 --> 00:34:47.659
be less cybersecurity to prevent everyone from

00:34:47.659 --> 00:34:53.389
using AI for malice. Like we're supposed to be

00:34:53.389 --> 00:34:57.989
surprised by this. Oh my god Shocking. Oh my

00:34:57.989 --> 00:35:02.769
goodness done. Thank you the squirrel. Yeah So

00:35:02.769 --> 00:35:06.929
what does this mean for ordinary people? AI tools

00:35:06.929 --> 00:35:08.949
are becoming more powerful, more integrated in

00:35:08.949 --> 00:35:11.230
everyday service, which can bring benefits, smarter

00:35:11.230 --> 00:35:14.289
tools, better automation, potentially improved

00:35:14.289 --> 00:35:17.829
services. But because AI is also making cyber

00:35:17.829 --> 00:35:21.489
attacks more scalable and automated, data protection

00:35:21.489 --> 00:35:25.170
and security is more important than ever. Simple

00:35:25.170 --> 00:35:29.889
precaution, good password hygiene. Sure, I brush

00:35:29.889 --> 00:35:34.829
my passwords teeth every day No fucking shelf

00:35:34.829 --> 00:35:39.469
using multifactor authentication MFA known as

00:35:39.469 --> 00:35:45.909
MFA MFA two -factor authentication Too far. Too

00:35:45.909 --> 00:35:49.670
far. Cautious sharing, have a cat, we're idiots.

00:35:51.150 --> 00:35:54.170
Cautious sharing personal info is increasingly

00:35:54.170 --> 00:35:57.369
essential. Organizations, companies, governments,

00:35:58.070 --> 00:36:01.050
service providers need to earn trust, that's

00:36:01.050 --> 00:36:04.570
hilarious, in how they build, train, AI, handle

00:36:04.570 --> 00:36:07.769
data and safeguard systems. And individuals may

00:36:07.769 --> 00:36:11.070
need to be more vigilant about where they share

00:36:11.070 --> 00:36:15.570
personal or sensitive data. So basically we're

00:36:15.570 --> 00:36:19.570
at a crossroads, sort of. AI is a helpful tool

00:36:19.570 --> 00:36:23.250
for businesses, students, everyone really. It's

00:36:23.250 --> 00:36:26.150
also incredibly dangerous. The more information

00:36:26.150 --> 00:36:28.230
that falls into the hands of those who control

00:36:28.230 --> 00:36:31.230
the AI makes the wealthy tech types the most

00:36:31.230 --> 00:36:34.150
dangerous individuals on the planet. And will

00:36:34.150 --> 00:36:37.590
the tech bros continue to build applications

00:36:37.590 --> 00:36:41.030
that render humanity useless? Once they have

00:36:41.030 --> 00:36:44.349
all the money and the information, They really

00:36:44.349 --> 00:36:49.110
won't need us. And data centers? Well, perhaps

00:36:49.110 --> 00:36:52.090
that is a discussion for a different day. Right.

00:36:52.309 --> 00:36:55.550
But all I'm gonna say is do not let these tech

00:36:55.550 --> 00:36:58.809
companies put that shit in your neighborhood.

00:36:58.989 --> 00:37:02.070
Yup. Don't do it. They have been fighting here

00:37:02.070 --> 00:37:04.090
in northwest Indiana, specifically this area

00:37:04.090 --> 00:37:06.429
called Hobart, because they were gonna put it

00:37:06.429 --> 00:37:09.710
in this one area. Way too close to schools and

00:37:09.710 --> 00:37:16.289
homes. I think an aquifer. A nature area. They

00:37:16.289 --> 00:37:18.190
don't give a shit and it's all about money. It

00:37:18.190 --> 00:37:21.750
will use hundreds of millions of gallons of clean

00:37:21.750 --> 00:37:24.929
drinking water. It will raise your electrical

00:37:24.929 --> 00:37:28.389
bill. That's what AI does. Yes. Oh, why is my

00:37:28.389 --> 00:37:31.150
electric so high? Oh, it must be those darn Democrats

00:37:31.150 --> 00:37:33.750
in office. No. No. It's because billionaires

00:37:33.750 --> 00:37:36.929
are deciding, I want to put a trillion dollars

00:37:36.929 --> 00:37:39.650
into AI just to see if I can get rid of those

00:37:39.650 --> 00:37:42.639
pesky humans that want to unionize and... Think

00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:45.519
they deserve a wage. That's right. That's it.

00:37:45.860 --> 00:37:48.960
That's all it is That's all it is and that's

00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:52.139
we we've talked a couple times on this show about

00:37:52.139 --> 00:37:56.860
the issues with AI stealing Intellectual property.

00:37:57.300 --> 00:37:59.599
Yes to train their models which they have done

00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:04.550
since day one. Yep Since day one from everything

00:38:04.550 --> 00:38:07.690
you've ever posted on Facebook to anything you've

00:38:07.690 --> 00:38:11.570
interacted with on reddit to your Instagram photos

00:38:11.570 --> 00:38:15.230
to anything you see on Google images Everything

00:38:15.230 --> 00:38:18.130
they do is trained on something you may have

00:38:18.130 --> 00:38:21.829
seen or done yourself. Yeah. Oh, yeah, meaning

00:38:21.829 --> 00:38:26.469
They're getting your shit for free and making

00:38:26.469 --> 00:38:29.610
money on it. That's right. That's the stage of

00:38:29.610 --> 00:38:32.369
late -stage capitalism. We're in That is the

00:38:32.369 --> 00:38:35.269
state. That's it. And I want to talk about the

00:38:35.269 --> 00:38:38.849
With with this subject on mind the AI bubble,

00:38:39.250 --> 00:38:41.989
okay? I'm glad you did that because that's one

00:38:41.989 --> 00:38:44.690
thing I didn't cover. So yeah. Yeah, and I found

00:38:44.690 --> 00:38:50.829
these Fascinating Lee scary statistics or I'll

00:38:50.829 --> 00:38:54.010
start with the Nasdaq 100 business biggest hundred

00:38:54.010 --> 00:38:58.650
companies on the Nasdaq you can follow how closely

00:38:58.650 --> 00:39:03.960
the trend follows previous recessions or depressions.

00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:08.420
You can look up how closely the Nasdaq 100 follows

00:39:08.420 --> 00:39:12.900
the Great Depression of the 1920s. You can follow

00:39:12.900 --> 00:39:18.639
how it follows the gold bloom or gold boom of

00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:22.599
the late 70s. You can see how it follows the

00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:27.239
Japan crash in the late 80s. The dot com bubble.

00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:33.050
Very comparable, almost line for line, the dot

00:39:33.050 --> 00:39:37.369
com bubble of the late 90s of how the NASDAQ

00:39:37.369 --> 00:39:41.590
compares. Yep. And you can follow the money itself.

00:39:41.670 --> 00:39:45.449
There's there's a really popular bubble graph

00:39:45.449 --> 00:39:50.110
going around where you can see tech companies,

00:39:50.409 --> 00:39:53.190
chip companies, everything like that. Whose money

00:39:53.190 --> 00:39:58.519
is going where? You know, where NVIDIA gets money

00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:02.860
from Oracle and puts money into XAI. Who gives

00:40:02.860 --> 00:40:06.579
money to NVIDIA? NVIDIA gives money to figure.

00:40:06.860 --> 00:40:09.619
Who gives money to NVIDIA? Who gives money to

00:40:09.619 --> 00:40:12.300
Mistrail? Who gives money to NVIDIA? Who gives

00:40:12.300 --> 00:40:16.000
money to NScale? Who gives money to NVIDIA? AMD

00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:18.739
is tied in all this. Who gives money to X or

00:40:18.739 --> 00:40:22.550
OpenAI? Who gives money to AMD? Who gives money

00:40:22.550 --> 00:40:25.610
to Microsoft? Who gives money to OpenAI? Who

00:40:25.610 --> 00:40:28.869
gives money to Nvidia? Who gives money to Nebulas?

00:40:29.030 --> 00:40:32.150
Who Microsoft gives money to? To put money into

00:40:32.150 --> 00:40:34.949
CoreWeave? Who gives money to Nvidia? Who gives

00:40:34.949 --> 00:40:37.630
money to Intel? Who gives money to CoreWeave?

00:40:37.789 --> 00:40:41.190
Who gives money to Oracle? That's crazy. You

00:40:41.190 --> 00:40:44.409
want to know how the fucking economy has run

00:40:44.409 --> 00:40:47.610
up? It's rich cunts giving money to each other.

00:40:47.829 --> 00:40:51.769
Yeah. Pretending there's an economy there. It's

00:40:51.769 --> 00:40:55.829
not. It's not. Name one person on the street

00:40:55.829 --> 00:40:58.650
that's paying money for AI right now. Go ahead.

00:40:58.869 --> 00:41:02.730
Yeah. There's not a market for it. Nope. You've

00:41:02.730 --> 00:41:07.210
just changed how Google search works. That's

00:41:07.210 --> 00:41:11.730
what it is. From the Spectator Index, a journal.

00:41:12.150 --> 00:41:15.750
Meta looking to downsize its AI division according

00:41:15.750 --> 00:41:19.539
to New York Times. A commenter on the AI bubble.

00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.420
AI is without a doubt the greatest economic bubble

00:41:22.420 --> 00:41:25.960
in human history. 10 to 20x greater than the

00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:29.519
dot com bubble. Wow. NVIDIA was valued at 18

00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:37.139
billion in 2015. 323 billion in 2020. It now

00:41:37.139 --> 00:41:44.960
stands at over 4 .3 trillion dollars. A 13x rise

00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:51.050
in five years. or 242x rise in 10. The stock

00:41:51.050 --> 00:41:54.989
market is inflated by a factor of 10x by AI companies,

00:41:55.309 --> 00:41:57.550
just in case you thought the stock market meant

00:41:57.550 --> 00:42:01.329
anything about the economy. It will soon come

00:42:01.329 --> 00:42:06.409
crashing down because chat, GPT, and AI are still

00:42:06.409 --> 00:42:10.710
in their infancy. Anything that requires diligent

00:42:10.710 --> 00:42:14.349
adaptive thinking work is still a decade away

00:42:14.349 --> 00:42:18.670
at least. This will not replace humanity. Well,

00:42:18.670 --> 00:42:24.469
I had heard that Peter Thiel Just dumped a bunch

00:42:24.469 --> 00:42:28.250
of stock like Plantier and Nvidia Nvidia and

00:42:28.250 --> 00:42:32.730
all that and so liquidated That's that's that's

00:42:32.730 --> 00:42:34.949
why this is maybe one of the greatest scams ever

00:42:34.949 --> 00:42:37.730
perpetrated It is because these guys are like

00:42:37.730 --> 00:42:41.949
look we've got this and we're gonna run with

00:42:41.949 --> 00:42:43.630
it, and we're gonna make all the money we can

00:42:43.630 --> 00:42:46.869
possibly make, and now this bubble sits there,

00:42:47.309 --> 00:42:52.590
and it's basically get out while we can get money

00:42:52.590 --> 00:42:55.210
for it, and then this thing can crash and we

00:42:55.210 --> 00:42:57.150
won't give a shit either way because we just

00:42:57.150 --> 00:42:58.690
made billions and billions of dollars. Yeah,

00:42:58.809 --> 00:43:01.590
it's a big fucking circle jerk, and unless you're

00:43:01.590 --> 00:43:04.489
a billionaire, you're not in on it. Nope, once

00:43:04.489 --> 00:43:06.449
again, you're not in the club. Right, it's a

00:43:06.449 --> 00:43:09.800
big club, you're not in it, and... At some point

00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:12.380
when this comes crashing down, the billionaires,

00:43:12.659 --> 00:43:16.440
the centibillionaires are going to remain centibillionaires.

00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:18.940
Yep. And the rest of us are going to pay for

00:43:18.940 --> 00:43:23.400
it. Oh, big time. As is every economic crash.

00:43:23.699 --> 00:43:27.739
Mm -hmm. That's what this is. Yeah. Oh, I can

00:43:27.739 --> 00:43:30.099
use chat GPT to see how to get around that. Oh,

00:43:30.099 --> 00:43:33.440
can you? Is chat GPT going to make you a billionaire?

00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:37.539
The answer is no. No. And unless that's your

00:43:37.539 --> 00:43:41.139
reality, You're gonna be fucked, like the rest

00:43:41.139 --> 00:43:45.179
of us. Yes, big time. Oh, well, capitalism's

00:43:45.179 --> 00:43:48.260
good. Well, you see, we have to defend billionaires.

00:43:48.699 --> 00:43:52.940
No. All right. Who's causing this all? Every

00:43:52.940 --> 00:43:57.300
AI company is going to get as much socialism

00:43:57.300 --> 00:44:00.860
from the government as they can, as we saw in

00:44:00.860 --> 00:44:04.119
2008. Oh, for sure. And the rest of us are still

00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:07.920
going to deal with this hyper late -stage individualistic

00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:11.719
capitalism. Right. That we've had wrought upon

00:44:11.719 --> 00:44:15.719
us for half a century. That's right. Even beyond

00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:19.000
that. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. And we're gonna

00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:22.480
get back into a situation like 07 and 08, where,

00:44:23.619 --> 00:44:28.099
and trust me when I say, this is going to trickle

00:44:28.099 --> 00:44:31.400
down. Not like the Republican plan of years ago

00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:34.260
where they say, hey, we'll tax the trickle -down

00:44:34.260 --> 00:44:36.280
today. Thanks, Reagan. Yeah, thanks. That didn't

00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:40.599
work. This particular trickle -down is going

00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:44.820
to be when the AI bubble crashes. A lot of other

00:44:44.820 --> 00:44:47.739
industries around it are going to. For example,

00:44:49.179 --> 00:44:52.289
remember 0708? Mortgage default rates are back

00:44:52.289 --> 00:44:56.789
up over like 30 % So once again, they they started

00:44:56.789 --> 00:44:59.389
playing around once again with you know This

00:44:59.389 --> 00:45:02.750
is an A and a B and a double B double A What

00:45:02.750 --> 00:45:05.849
whatever and it's they started screwing around

00:45:05.849 --> 00:45:09.650
with these again and making markets and so that's

00:45:09.650 --> 00:45:14.610
gonna smash consumer credit Highest it has ever

00:45:14.610 --> 00:45:17.329
been in human history and people cannot pay it

00:45:17.559 --> 00:45:20.639
That is a problem. And then on top of that, you

00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:23.920
have medical debt because no one has insurance.

00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:26.260
And if they do, it's just emergency insurance

00:45:26.260 --> 00:45:29.059
because they can't afford to pay the premiums.

00:45:29.059 --> 00:45:31.239
And what if they just want to go? I got a cold.

00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:34.559
I threw out my back. People can't go to the doctor

00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:36.420
for that anymore. They can't and they got to

00:45:36.420 --> 00:45:38.480
learn to live with it. I have nerve damage in

00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:40.840
my right arm and it gets worse and worse month

00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:43.119
after month. And what do I do? I just wake up

00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:45.280
in the morning. Right. It really hurts today.

00:45:45.420 --> 00:45:48.300
Couple of ibuprofen. That's it. That's my health

00:45:48.300 --> 00:45:51.619
care. That's it. And car loans, student loans.

00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:55.039
All of that is going to come smashing. All of

00:45:55.039 --> 00:45:58.519
it. All of it. Because if everyone is indebted

00:45:58.519 --> 00:46:01.960
to everyone, who's paying? Who's paying? The

00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:04.920
billionaires are going to sit there and they'll

00:46:04.920 --> 00:46:08.480
just they'll either offshore stuff or different

00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:11.699
investments internationally, whatever. They're

00:46:11.699 --> 00:46:15.539
not going to sweat it. And by the way. They're

00:46:15.539 --> 00:46:17.860
just gonna do what they did before, and the federal

00:46:17.860 --> 00:46:19.139
government will step in and be like, oh, we'll

00:46:19.139 --> 00:46:22.880
just bail out whatever industry. We'll bail out

00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:26.139
the tax. We'll bail out mortgages again. Everyone's

00:46:26.139 --> 00:46:29.139
seen the movie, It's a Wonderful Life. You know,

00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:32.300
one of the most popular pieces of media, I think

00:46:32.300 --> 00:46:35.219
these days, that at least hints at what the run

00:46:35.219 --> 00:46:37.940
on the banks really looked like. Correct. Now

00:46:37.940 --> 00:46:40.800
imagine if just a handful of the billionaires

00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:44.179
out there decided to go on a run on the banks.

00:46:44.510 --> 00:46:47.489
Oh, well, I would like my 200 billion dollars.

00:46:48.110 --> 00:46:53.230
Uh, we don't have that. Well, guess what? You've

00:46:53.230 --> 00:46:55.510
crashed the entire economic system because all

00:46:55.510 --> 00:46:59.050
your shit is illiquid. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It is,

00:46:59.230 --> 00:47:04.610
it's, it's theoretical money based off of exploitation.

00:47:05.190 --> 00:47:08.050
Correct. And the day you go to collect is the

00:47:08.050 --> 00:47:10.750
day it all comes down. Right. That's it. Full

00:47:10.750 --> 00:47:15.530
stop. That's it? That's it? And look, I know,

00:47:16.050 --> 00:47:18.409
and a funny thing too, I thought when you made

00:47:18.409 --> 00:47:21.309
mention to the movie, I thought you were actually

00:47:21.309 --> 00:47:23.809
gonna talk about the big short. But in the big

00:47:23.809 --> 00:47:27.150
short, Steve Carell, who's amazing in that movie.

00:47:27.150 --> 00:47:31.590
Great, yeah. Goes on this conversation. He's

00:47:31.590 --> 00:47:33.650
on the phone with his wife, but it really is

00:47:33.650 --> 00:47:35.590
more of a monologue because he's just talking.

00:47:36.510 --> 00:47:39.280
And he's like. I don't get it. I don't get it.

00:47:39.340 --> 00:47:41.280
Everybody is walking around like they're in a

00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:44.179
goddamn Enya video. And that's so true. People

00:47:44.179 --> 00:47:46.980
are like, oh, yay, we're going to get Bobby the

00:47:46.980 --> 00:47:50.420
boxing robot for Billy. And that'll be fantastic.

00:47:50.420 --> 00:47:52.579
And we're going to get Susie Farts a lot for

00:47:52.579 --> 00:47:54.880
little for little Annie. And she's going to be

00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:58.059
so super happy. And hey, let's give our kid a

00:47:58.059 --> 00:48:00.400
frickin iPad and let's give our kid this and

00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:03.679
that and blah, blah, blah. Yay. Twinkly eyes.

00:48:03.800 --> 00:48:06.079
Oh, that'd be super. Look at our Christmas tree.

00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:08.860
Meanwhile. All this real shit's going on. Happy

00:48:08.860 --> 00:48:11.880
smiling faces. Right. Yeah. Happy shiny people.

00:48:12.059 --> 00:48:15.179
Yep. And it's just all going to come down. And

00:48:15.179 --> 00:48:16.800
people are going to go, oh my god, what's happening?

00:48:17.079 --> 00:48:18.760
Who could have predicted this? Who could have

00:48:18.760 --> 00:48:23.039
predicted this? Well, it's been there. Ask ChatGBT.

00:48:26.029 --> 00:48:29.329
Mic drop. Mic drop. That is the best way to end

00:48:29.329 --> 00:48:31.389
it. Unbelievable. Right there. Well, not the

00:48:31.389 --> 00:48:34.289
best way to end it. I just, by saying end it,

00:48:34.750 --> 00:48:37.610
it's all going to end. And it's going to be a

00:48:37.610 --> 00:48:40.929
freaking blood bath, man. So I hope I'm wrong.

00:48:41.070 --> 00:48:43.710
I would love to be wrong. But I'm not. There's

00:48:43.710 --> 00:48:45.829
no way we are. There's no way we are. There's

00:48:45.829 --> 00:48:58.940
no way. Happy holidays. All right, we're back

00:48:58.940 --> 00:49:02.000
everybody, the Mark Mo Show podcast. I'm Mark

00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:04.059
Maloney, your host along with Aidan Maloney.

00:49:04.780 --> 00:49:07.679
And we just had a little discussion about AI.

00:49:08.579 --> 00:49:11.380
That was fun. That was uplifting. Oh yeah, it

00:49:11.380 --> 00:49:14.539
felt really good in the soul. Honestly, it kind

00:49:14.539 --> 00:49:18.380
of did though. Just like all the emotion in my

00:49:18.380 --> 00:49:23.039
body about this whole facade. Just being able

00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:26.760
to get it out and be like, hey, everyone. Yeah,

00:49:26.860 --> 00:49:29.059
this shit's all intertwined with capitalism and

00:49:29.059 --> 00:49:32.500
how much rich people hate you. Yeah. Oh, they

00:49:32.500 --> 00:49:36.519
do. Yeah. Indeed, they do. And when I think about

00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:39.500
rich people and how much I dislike them, I like

00:49:39.500 --> 00:49:43.340
to go into my DMs. Oh, what do you find in there?

00:49:43.579 --> 00:49:45.940
Or in fact, what would this segment be called

00:49:45.940 --> 00:49:48.219
should you go in there? Boy, you know, I was

00:49:48.219 --> 00:49:51.519
probably thinking something along the lines of...

00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:55.519
Carpe Diem? Oh my goodness. How about that, yeah?

00:49:55.860 --> 00:50:00.360
Wow, it's almost like a large television streaming

00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:02.260
show. May have stolen that or something. May

00:50:02.260 --> 00:50:05.190
have stolen that. at some point. I wonder who

00:50:05.190 --> 00:50:08.289
that might be. Interesante. Interesting. Very

00:50:08.289 --> 00:50:10.150
interesting. As they say down south. Yes, they

00:50:10.150 --> 00:50:15.610
do in, I believe, Kentucky. So, yeah, Carpe DM,

00:50:16.230 --> 00:50:18.130
you find beautiful folks, send us your DMs. We

00:50:18.130 --> 00:50:21.670
read them on the show. And if you ask us a question,

00:50:21.949 --> 00:50:26.210
well, I mean, we could answer the question. We

00:50:26.210 --> 00:50:29.030
have the capability to do so. We do. We really

00:50:29.030 --> 00:50:34.630
do. I'll be honest, I'm not above taking, oh,

00:50:34.670 --> 00:50:39.309
I don't know, something to grease the wheels,

00:50:39.389 --> 00:50:41.650
as it were. Right, right, right. With the whistle.

00:50:42.250 --> 00:50:45.409
With the whistle. Yeah. With the whistle. We

00:50:45.409 --> 00:50:48.210
live on the same standards that our Supreme Court

00:50:48.210 --> 00:50:52.030
justices do, where if you show up with, oh, I

00:50:52.030 --> 00:50:54.880
don't know, five to ten ounces of gold in your

00:50:54.880 --> 00:50:57.280
hand and be like, wow, this gold would look better

00:50:57.280 --> 00:50:59.760
in your hand than mine. And we would be like,

00:50:59.880 --> 00:51:03.420
oh my goodness, I will overturn any law for you,

00:51:03.659 --> 00:51:07.199
except we'll answer a question. Exactly. You

00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:09.400
know? Exactly. That's the difference between

00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:11.440
us and the Supreme Court. Right. Oh, for sure.

00:51:11.800 --> 00:51:14.219
Yeah, there's no question. So, you know, your

00:51:14.219 --> 00:51:18.019
gold, your money, a yacht, whatever. I mean,

00:51:18.219 --> 00:51:22.139
be creative. Yes. and uh maybe we'll answer that

00:51:22.139 --> 00:51:24.199
question for you go ahead that's the whole idea

00:51:24.199 --> 00:51:28.320
try it so here here here we go i'm gonna start

00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:32.079
out with a little little dm from at college football

00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:37.039
bro oh our bro our bro uh hi guys what is with

00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:40.820
that one bite pizza guy with the byu boner they

00:51:40.820 --> 00:51:44.550
had They had, I appreciate that opener. They

00:51:44.550 --> 00:51:47.550
had two close wins over Colorado and Utah. Double

00:51:47.550 --> 00:51:50.789
overtime win over Arizona and Texas Tech. Yeah,

00:51:50.789 --> 00:51:54.789
they smoked BYU. Dude, stick to pizza. I'm not

00:51:54.789 --> 00:51:58.289
sure about that one pizza guy, the bite, one

00:51:58.289 --> 00:52:00.969
bite pizza guy. I've never been a fan of his.

00:52:01.250 --> 00:52:05.030
I always thought he was kind of pompous and I

00:52:05.030 --> 00:52:09.070
never liked his thoughts on the economy. I always

00:52:09.070 --> 00:52:12.309
thought he was kind of a dunce. Yeah. And his

00:52:12.309 --> 00:52:17.769
BYU boner. You know what BYU stands for? Bad

00:52:17.769 --> 00:52:22.230
boner. That's a bad boner to have. I don't know

00:52:22.230 --> 00:52:23.710
what he's smoking. For sure. I don't either.

00:52:23.710 --> 00:52:28.670
And I don't want any. No. And you gotta get over

00:52:28.670 --> 00:52:30.329
it. You gotta get over it, because if somebody

00:52:30.329 --> 00:52:32.909
be like, hey man, I think BYU should play Notre

00:52:32.909 --> 00:52:34.969
Dame, they got a real shot. First, I think I'd

00:52:34.969 --> 00:52:37.369
laugh heartily. Right, if you're splooge and

00:52:37.369 --> 00:52:39.369
goo over a bunch of fucking Mormons, what's wrong

00:52:39.369 --> 00:52:41.210
with you? What is your problem? They call it

00:52:41.210 --> 00:52:47.130
soaking. Indeed they do. Indeed they do. So yeah,

00:52:47.130 --> 00:52:49.809
I don't know what his big BYU boner is all about,

00:52:49.889 --> 00:52:52.369
but what I do know is that Notre Dame should

00:52:52.369 --> 00:52:55.489
be one of the top 12 teams. Clearly, they're

00:52:55.489 --> 00:52:57.550
a much better team than the first couple weeks.

00:52:57.929 --> 00:52:59.849
But look at it this way. They've only lost two

00:52:59.849 --> 00:53:02.849
games, two games to two very good football teams

00:53:02.849 --> 00:53:07.050
by a total of four fricking points. And they've

00:53:07.050 --> 00:53:08.590
smashed just about everybody else. That's just

00:53:08.590 --> 00:53:10.670
math. That's just math. That's just math. So

00:53:10.670 --> 00:53:12.650
if you think they should be out. Not that BYU

00:53:12.650 --> 00:53:16.170
does that. Right. No. They're too busy focused

00:53:16.170 --> 00:53:20.389
on, what are they? They wear magic underwear,

00:53:20.690 --> 00:53:22.210
Aidan. Oh, that's right. And that's important

00:53:22.210 --> 00:53:26.429
in this society. and Joseph Smith in Indians

00:53:26.429 --> 00:53:29.110
in New York. The Joseph Smith guy. And then he

00:53:29.110 --> 00:53:31.070
was like, hey, you guys have to fuck through

00:53:31.070 --> 00:53:34.789
a, like, cotton sheet or something. Yes. Isn't

00:53:34.789 --> 00:53:39.630
that a thing? Sure. Yeah, it's that could very

00:53:39.630 --> 00:53:42.090
well be it could very well be I don't know a

00:53:42.090 --> 00:53:45.250
Utahns hit us up Yeah, please please please do

00:53:45.250 --> 00:53:47.909
that. We're not we're not judging you and your

00:53:47.909 --> 00:53:50.929
wife wives, but I'll judge you publicly He's

00:53:50.929 --> 00:53:53.389
just sure go for it. I'm half of Mark Moshe.

00:53:53.530 --> 00:53:56.650
Well, I'm a portion of Mark Mosho So I'll judge

00:53:56.650 --> 00:54:00.150
you publicly but is that doesn't reflect the

00:54:00.150 --> 00:54:02.690
overall opinions of the Mark Mosho legally speaking.

00:54:02.730 --> 00:54:06.119
That's right And we thank you for Jim McMahon

00:54:06.119 --> 00:54:09.099
and your contribution. God bless Jim McMahon.

00:54:09.260 --> 00:54:11.519
Yeah, God bless him. I mean, Joseph blessed Jim

00:54:11.519 --> 00:54:14.360
McMahon. Yeah. Well, the beauty part, and a lot

00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:16.679
of people don't know this, like he went to BYU

00:54:16.679 --> 00:54:20.139
to play quarterback. And BYU is dry and they

00:54:20.139 --> 00:54:22.579
have all these rules and all these things. And

00:54:22.579 --> 00:54:24.940
like he would just drive around with an open

00:54:24.940 --> 00:54:27.719
beer can on his motor scooter just flying through

00:54:27.719 --> 00:54:32.000
campus. Like my guy. My man. It was great. At

00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:34.719
Bella Brandy Bott. Oh, so we're now hearing from

00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:37.880
bots. Cool. At least they've identified themselves.

00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:40.400
Usually they just call themselves like America

00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:44.320
first underscore one five five eight seven five.

00:54:44.579 --> 00:54:46.880
And you're like, that sounds legit. Very real.

00:54:47.280 --> 00:54:50.039
At Bella Brandy bot. Hello, I am a bot from Malaysia.

00:54:50.820 --> 00:54:53.679
I long for good time. Yes. Mega, mega, mega,

00:54:53.820 --> 00:54:55.679
mega, mega. Where are you from? Let's chat on

00:54:55.679 --> 00:55:02.619
WhatsApp. Malaysia is a new one. I would understand.

00:55:04.200 --> 00:55:07.780
Russia or I've heard a lot from Nigeria or India

00:55:07.780 --> 00:55:11.320
yeah but yeah that's that's a new one for me

00:55:11.320 --> 00:55:14.039
granted I haven't been on Twitter in a while

00:55:14.039 --> 00:55:17.320
thank God so this this type of commentary is

00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:21.800
new to me I would just say no response maybe

00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:25.699
maybe I would give you the grace of of a block

00:55:25.699 --> 00:55:30.070
maybe If I'm feeling generous, before I delete

00:55:30.070 --> 00:55:33.190
the app just to make it really clear. Yeah, and

00:55:33.190 --> 00:55:36.289
I don't have WhatsApp. I don't envision having

00:55:36.289 --> 00:55:40.710
WhatsApp. No. I have text in Facebook Messenger

00:55:40.710 --> 00:55:42.710
and that seems to handle just about everything.

00:55:42.969 --> 00:55:46.110
Yeah, fancy things around here called text messaging.

00:55:47.110 --> 00:55:50.469
Ooh. Yeah, well, and that's something. Sorry,

00:55:50.570 --> 00:55:57.579
Bella, Brandy, Bot. Yeah. At GramKeeper. Mo show

00:55:57.579 --> 00:56:00.400
what's up if you could go back in time and change

00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:03.980
one thing what would it be? Oh? gray ham keeper

00:56:03.980 --> 00:56:07.920
Anything anytime I think of graham crackers or

00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:10.760
the word Graham the name Graham I think of gray

00:56:10.760 --> 00:56:15.599
ham Great wow that's gross. Yeah So I think if

00:56:15.599 --> 00:56:17.719
somebody breaks out of gray ham. I'm like check,

00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:19.780
please Yeah, is green eggs and ham was weird

00:56:19.780 --> 00:56:22.079
enough. That was weird. That's fair if it's gray.

00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:24.119
I think there's problems There's definitely a

00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:26.280
problem. He clearly is too much right, right?

00:56:26.400 --> 00:56:28.500
If there was one thing I could go back in time

00:56:28.500 --> 00:56:32.460
and change, I think it would be... Because that

00:56:32.460 --> 00:56:34.559
could be a very personal question, or it could

00:56:34.559 --> 00:56:36.579
be much grander. It could be grander, right?

00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:41.760
You could be like, hey, perhaps a pedophilic

00:56:41.760 --> 00:56:44.599
president at some point may have slipped and

00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:50.800
fallen and turned into a... Inable to hold office

00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:53.320
way before it all happened I would just say I'd

00:56:53.320 --> 00:56:56.500
go back in time and changed whoever decided Graham

00:56:56.500 --> 00:57:00.260
would be pronounced as Graham and make them Pronounce

00:57:00.260 --> 00:57:02.800
it as Grey Ham. Grey Ham. I think that's fair

00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:06.599
and I'm gonna stick by that Yeah, you know some

00:57:06.599 --> 00:57:09.599
people would say killing a you know little little

00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:13.139
baby Adolf Before he failed as an art student.

00:57:13.139 --> 00:57:15.940
I just say I want Graham to be pronounced right

00:57:15.940 --> 00:57:19.019
and I want Is, by the way. I want it to be Grey

00:57:19.019 --> 00:57:22.539
Ham. By the way, it was a scene from the Deadpool

00:57:22.539 --> 00:57:25.900
movie that hit the cutting room floor. Oh no.

00:57:25.940 --> 00:57:31.380
When he got Cable's time thing, one of the places

00:57:31.380 --> 00:57:33.679
he goes back to shows Deadpool walking through

00:57:33.679 --> 00:57:38.139
a nursery. And he's like, oh, hmm. Yeah, you

00:57:38.139 --> 00:57:42.619
know, oh. I thought, no, oh. And he's like, he

00:57:42.619 --> 00:57:44.199
can't do it. And then you go down to the little

00:57:44.199 --> 00:57:45.900
tag on the baby thing. This is Adolf Hitler.

00:57:45.900 --> 00:57:52.309
Oh my God. You gotta keep that in, bro. You gotta

00:57:52.309 --> 00:57:54.750
keep that in. How did you cut that? That's so

00:57:54.750 --> 00:57:59.349
funny. I mean, I know it's a sensitive subject.

00:58:00.150 --> 00:58:02.610
It could be very offensive to some people. And

00:58:02.610 --> 00:58:04.530
of course, I just made the same joke two minutes

00:58:04.530 --> 00:58:10.329
ago, in layman's terms, making my answer about

00:58:10.329 --> 00:58:14.369
grey ham. But that's such a good bit. It's a

00:58:14.369 --> 00:58:17.429
great bit. It's a great bit. Oh, my goodness.

00:58:18.630 --> 00:58:21.309
For me. Yeah, I want it to be Graham. For me.

00:58:21.429 --> 00:58:25.030
I love it. We're changing it to Graham. I would

00:58:25.030 --> 00:58:28.769
I would I would go to Wrigley Field. I would

00:58:28.769 --> 00:58:32.309
I would be at the playoff game and I went through

00:58:32.309 --> 00:58:35.289
his all and I would know the ending before it

00:58:35.289 --> 00:58:37.690
happens. I'd be like, hey, Steve, Steve Bartman.

00:58:37.829 --> 00:58:40.860
I think I know you do. Come here. And then we're

00:58:40.860 --> 00:58:43.500
going to go into down in the concourse, down

00:58:43.500 --> 00:58:45.980
the tunnel. Yeah. And I'm going to put him in

00:58:45.980 --> 00:58:48.760
an MMA sleeper move and I'm going to go, go to

00:58:48.760 --> 00:58:53.159
sleep. Go to sleep now. Let someone take your

00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:55.579
place. And that never happens. None of that ever

00:58:55.579 --> 00:58:57.840
happens. Moises Halu makes a catch. Cubs go to

00:58:57.840 --> 00:59:00.980
the World Series. Unbelievable. I think I'd probably

00:59:00.980 --> 00:59:02.659
do that. Yeah. I think that's fair. I think that's

00:59:02.659 --> 00:59:05.239
only fair. Yeah. Anyone else would have put their

00:59:05.239 --> 00:59:08.820
glove on the ground. Right? I think so. I think.

00:59:09.019 --> 00:59:11.800
Yeah. One would assume. Think I'll lean over

00:59:11.800 --> 00:59:13.599
and be like, hey, how can I f with this ball

00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:15.739
that might be in fair territory? Right, right.

00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:18.719
Yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah, that's that's what

00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:22.079
I think I would do. I like that. Yeah. Or sneak

00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:25.199
onto the bare sidelines right before Cody Parkey

00:59:25.199 --> 00:59:27.860
double joints that. Oh my god. Literally just

00:59:27.860 --> 00:59:31.159
grab him and be like, do not. Double doink this

00:59:31.159 --> 00:59:35.000
bitch. I'm from the future. I'm from the future.

00:59:35.019 --> 00:59:37.039
I'm from the future where you double doinked

00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:40.900
it. Look at me. Do I look happy? You are gonna

00:59:40.900 --> 00:59:42.940
be half naked selling crack and lower Whacker

00:59:42.940 --> 00:59:44.739
Drive if you double doink this shit. Don't do

00:59:44.739 --> 00:59:48.199
it. Don't do it. Yep. Change history. Change

00:59:48.199 --> 00:59:51.409
a world. Then he's gonna not double doink it,

00:59:51.610 --> 00:59:53.409
and he's gonna be like man. Good Matt Maggie

00:59:53.409 --> 00:59:55.550
still our head coach. He's still our head coach

00:59:55.550 --> 00:59:57.610
And then he's like man. I want to celebrate.

00:59:57.769 --> 01:00:00.230
Let's get some s'mores. I'm gonna get the grey

01:00:00.230 --> 01:00:04.550
ham crackers. I Love it. That was just as nice

01:00:04.550 --> 01:00:10.409
as good At stoner Stanley 420. God bless. Hello

01:00:10.409 --> 01:00:13.929
Momo and Alan. I watching you guys play games.

01:00:13.929 --> 01:00:18.929
I think You think what is a space bear? Oh my

01:00:18.929 --> 01:00:22.510
god. I once saw a floating I once saw a floating

01:00:22.510 --> 01:00:26.650
squirrel, and he wants my sunglasses Where he

01:00:26.650 --> 01:00:32.210
go is this bear in space real wow oh my goodness

01:00:32.210 --> 01:00:35.489
First of all I think this squirrel may have stolen

01:00:35.489 --> 01:00:38.170
your glasses if you're looking to space and seeing

01:00:38.170 --> 01:00:43.210
a space bear I'm thinking maybe My advice would

01:00:43.210 --> 01:00:47.469
be don't look at the sun. If you're looking at

01:00:47.469 --> 01:00:49.190
the sun and then you're like, wow, I think I

01:00:49.190 --> 01:00:51.230
see a bear, you might be going blind. You might

01:00:51.230 --> 01:00:55.670
be. Casually going blind. Yeah, space bear is

01:00:55.670 --> 01:01:01.289
what happens when me and your mom... Oh, man.

01:01:02.869 --> 01:01:05.949
I'm kidding Stanley. I'm kidding Stanley. Stoner

01:01:05.949 --> 01:01:09.769
Stanley. I'm only kidding. Yeah, space bear.

01:01:10.670 --> 01:01:14.309
As someone who this this is deep lore as someone

01:01:14.309 --> 01:01:16.809
who is a fan of the YouTube channel called game

01:01:16.809 --> 01:01:21.190
grumps. There is a musical group called space

01:01:21.190 --> 01:01:26.590
bear spelled SB a SS Be a are okay space bear

01:01:26.590 --> 01:01:29.610
space bear with like the base. Yeah in space

01:01:29.610 --> 01:01:33.849
bear emphasized super talented okay, but they

01:01:33.849 --> 01:01:39.500
Focus on like comedy like silly goof Song satirical

01:01:39.500 --> 01:01:44.320
weirdness So when I hear space bear That's what

01:01:44.320 --> 01:01:47.480
my thought goes to is like silly little songs.

01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:51.219
Yeah, and then I remember during a k -209 we

01:01:51.219 --> 01:01:58.380
had a 15 minute conversation about Meredith the

01:01:58.380 --> 01:02:04.300
Shakespeare play including a bear in space Where

01:02:04.300 --> 01:02:07.099
they're fighting? With lightsabers with light

01:02:07.099 --> 01:02:09.900
I thought with lightsabers that that that part

01:02:09.900 --> 01:02:12.260
that the lightsabers part ended up not being

01:02:12.260 --> 01:02:14.739
true But the Meredith play by Shakespeare with

01:02:14.739 --> 01:02:18.380
the bear in space was totally real So not only

01:02:18.380 --> 01:02:21.820
do I agree with you? I think maybe Go open the

01:02:21.820 --> 01:02:25.320
trees in the again again and find your sunglasses.

01:02:25.659 --> 01:02:30.019
I bet they're there space bear is real Space

01:02:30.019 --> 01:02:32.579
bear is real and it's coming for you. If you

01:02:32.579 --> 01:02:35.059
don't find your sunglasses You know what you

01:02:35.059 --> 01:02:37.860
just did. You know what you just did This dude

01:02:37.860 --> 01:02:40.960
is paranoid anyway And now you told him a space

01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:42.780
bear is coming for him and go in the tree to

01:02:42.780 --> 01:02:46.920
find your sunglasses I think I helped him That's

01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:51.420
fair That's what you may have. My advice is either

01:02:51.420 --> 01:02:54.179
good or it's very, very bad. There's no in -between.

01:02:54.380 --> 01:02:56.099
Nah, it's a 50 -50. It's a 50 -50. It's a coin

01:02:56.099 --> 01:02:58.739
flip. Yeah, exactly. No doubt. Watch it like

01:02:58.739 --> 01:03:01.920
the coin flip land on its edge. On the edge of

01:03:01.920 --> 01:03:03.980
the coin and then stoner Stanley's like stuck

01:03:03.980 --> 01:03:06.179
in the tree with his sunglasses staring at the

01:03:06.179 --> 01:03:10.659
sun. I still see him. I still see him. What's

01:03:10.659 --> 01:03:13.719
the coin? What's the coin? Space bear's still

01:03:13.719 --> 01:03:17.500
here. Oh my god, poor Stanley. God bless his

01:03:17.500 --> 01:03:21.199
soul. Oh, man. So, anyway, I know Aidan's got

01:03:21.199 --> 01:03:23.519
a few DMs over there. What you got, man? I sure

01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:26.900
do. Our homeboy, KrippieGru. Kripp. Checking

01:03:26.900 --> 01:03:30.860
in. Would you take a job? No. One hun - Yeah,

01:03:30.940 --> 01:03:33.880
me neither. In this economy? This economy. Fuck

01:03:33.880 --> 01:03:40.000
it. $150 ,000 a year doing absolutely nothing.

01:03:40.800 --> 01:03:44.679
$150 ,000 a year? $150 ,000. I'm guessing this

01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:47.079
implies you're stuck in like a room with padded

01:03:47.079 --> 01:03:50.619
walls Eight hours five days a week. Yeah, cuz

01:03:50.619 --> 01:03:52.780
they're doing nothing It's like what is that

01:03:52.780 --> 01:03:55.579
right because if I'm doing nothing at home. I

01:03:55.579 --> 01:03:58.860
already do that at home I will do that. Yeah,

01:03:58.860 --> 01:04:01.659
but if I'm like stuck in a padded room I think

01:04:01.659 --> 01:04:04.519
I'd go insane by the time you can't use the money

01:04:04.519 --> 01:04:06.519
you're making right by the time my first paycheck

01:04:06.519 --> 01:04:10.280
arrives I'm already loopy. Oh, yeah seeing shit,

01:04:10.360 --> 01:04:13.679
right? Talking to yourself. Yeah, if the brain

01:04:13.679 --> 01:04:19.500
gets bored enough, it will make shit up for you

01:04:19.500 --> 01:04:22.760
to experience. It will do that. If you've ever

01:04:22.760 --> 01:04:25.260
heard of sensory deprivation tanks and how you

01:04:25.260 --> 01:04:27.820
can hallucinate in there, that's your brain saying,

01:04:28.199 --> 01:04:30.119
ah, we're not experiencing anything. You want

01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:32.579
to see something cool? You want to see some shit?

01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:37.199
That's the difference of doing nothing versus

01:04:37.199 --> 01:04:41.480
experiencing nothing. But it's phrased as doing

01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:45.239
nothing Which I like because if I'm just you

01:04:45.239 --> 01:04:47.679
can do nothing anywhere if I'm just idle making

01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:51.480
money Count me in if I'm in a straight jacket

01:04:51.480 --> 01:04:55.340
in a padded room, right? 2 ,000 hours a year.

01:04:55.480 --> 01:05:00.280
I'll pass Correct. Yeah, it depends. It could

01:05:00.280 --> 01:05:02.000
have been phrased a little differently Yeah,

01:05:02.380 --> 01:05:04.179
but yeah, I would I would agree if it's just

01:05:04.179 --> 01:05:07.920
me for eight hours a day sitting on my couch

01:05:08.250 --> 01:05:11.409
watching YouTube videos, eating chips. Fuck,

01:05:11.530 --> 01:05:13.989
count me in. Yes, yes, and yes. There's so much

01:05:13.989 --> 01:05:16.929
I could learn and experience in those eight hours,

01:05:17.090 --> 01:05:20.190
in those 2 ,000 hours a year. Yes. And to have

01:05:20.190 --> 01:05:25.250
my bills paid? There's so much art I could partake

01:05:25.250 --> 01:05:28.750
in. Yes. I agree. As a human being, that's what

01:05:28.750 --> 01:05:32.050
we want. We're stuck doing corporate bullshit.

01:05:32.610 --> 01:05:35.269
Right. But as human beings, we want to experience

01:05:35.269 --> 01:05:37.829
culture. We want to learn things. I want to do

01:05:37.829 --> 01:05:40.010
needlepoint. I want to learn the dulcimer. You

01:05:40.010 --> 01:05:43.369
know, like, let's do some shit. That'd be so

01:05:43.369 --> 01:05:45.090
good. I want to learn how to cut hair, not that

01:05:45.090 --> 01:05:47.349
I would do it to myself with these lovely locks.

01:05:48.269 --> 01:05:50.389
Yeah, man. You've got it. You've got it going

01:05:50.389 --> 01:05:53.070
on. I got it going on. Now, for many of you,

01:05:53.110 --> 01:05:55.849
well, for any of you that watch the AK219 content,

01:05:56.449 --> 01:05:58.809
you know what this fine young man looks like.

01:06:00.210 --> 01:06:03.130
Imagine... The drummer for the Muppets Animal?

01:06:03.630 --> 01:06:07.150
Yes. Kinda sorta. Yeah, the drummer from the

01:06:07.150 --> 01:06:10.650
Muppets Animal mixed with white Jesus. White

01:06:10.650 --> 01:06:13.409
Jesus? 100%. White Jesus, yeah. 100%. Yeah, like

01:06:13.409 --> 01:06:16.309
a perfect mix. Like that California Jesus? That's

01:06:16.309 --> 01:06:19.409
him. Oh yeah, absolutely. It's not what I'm striving

01:06:19.409 --> 01:06:21.769
for, but it keeps me warm during the winter where

01:06:21.769 --> 01:06:26.590
my heavily laborious outside job makes me cold,

01:06:26.730 --> 01:06:29.929
and I'm like, no, no, no. I've got a built -in

01:06:29.929 --> 01:06:33.250
snow cap. It's called my hair. Yeah, indeed.

01:06:33.610 --> 01:06:37.349
I got a DM here from Evil Genie. Oh, Evil Genie.

01:06:37.469 --> 01:06:40.269
Calling in again. He actually called this time.

01:06:40.329 --> 01:06:42.730
I just wrote down what he said. It was the first

01:06:42.730 --> 01:06:46.010
time I heard his voice. It was really terrifying.

01:06:46.869 --> 01:06:50.730
Like imagine Lucifer, but then like down an octave.

01:06:51.690 --> 01:06:54.420
Oh, Evil Genie sounds... Evil it was kind of

01:06:54.420 --> 01:06:56.679
spooky so like any time. He's been kind to us

01:06:56.679 --> 01:06:59.019
in the past It makes me question like there had

01:06:59.019 --> 01:07:02.519
to have been something yeah else He's baiting

01:07:02.519 --> 01:07:05.280
us like his wife got him on the phone like hey

01:07:05.280 --> 01:07:10.659
you got to give these guys a break I Place a

01:07:10.659 --> 01:07:13.139
button in front of you hold on. I'll do it like

01:07:13.139 --> 01:07:17.960
Evil Genie I Place a button in front of you you

01:07:17.960 --> 01:07:23.880
press it you age by one year but I give you $50

01:07:23.880 --> 01:07:29.159
,000. Sold. Yeah? Sold. You're in on that? I'm

01:07:29.159 --> 01:07:31.840
broke as fuck, yeah. Give me the money. Well,

01:07:32.099 --> 01:07:34.179
I guess then... I'm old, and then I'm still old.

01:07:34.460 --> 01:07:37.739
So yeah, why not? But it's one year, right? Like,

01:07:37.760 --> 01:07:39.699
if I was 20, I would definitely do it, because

01:07:39.699 --> 01:07:41.239
I'm like, oh, now I'm at the bar. Right, right.

01:07:41.239 --> 01:07:45.019
Let's go. It almost makes me question, can I

01:07:45.019 --> 01:07:49.099
press it more than once? Because I'm 26, right?

01:07:49.099 --> 01:07:51.519
You could sacrifice a few. I could sacrifice

01:07:51.519 --> 01:07:55.139
a few and then I get the opportunity. Like, let's

01:07:55.139 --> 01:08:02.159
say, I'll triple tap. So I'll look and feel 29.

01:08:02.500 --> 01:08:06.199
I'll go forward three years from 26 to 29 and

01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:09.960
I get 150k. You know what that provides me? It

01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:12.760
provides me the opportunity to be like, hey,

01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:17.520
every family member, here's $10 ,000. Boom. immediately.

01:08:17.899 --> 01:08:21.420
And I still have a hundred grand to do shit with.

01:08:21.600 --> 01:08:26.180
Yep. Yep. I'm in. I would thrice press that button.

01:08:26.760 --> 01:08:29.739
That's fair. Yeah. I like that. You tapping once

01:08:29.739 --> 01:08:32.100
and getting out? But here's the thing. Not that

01:08:32.100 --> 01:08:35.039
this is a brothel, but this is a totally different

01:08:35.039 --> 01:08:39.399
question. Are you tapping once and getting out?

01:08:39.840 --> 01:08:43.899
Here's the thing. We don't know how long we have

01:08:43.899 --> 01:08:47.130
on this earth. This is so true. What if? By chance.

01:08:47.890 --> 01:08:49.310
I'm not going to say how old I am, but let's

01:08:49.310 --> 01:08:51.970
just say I'm going to croak when I'm 60. Let's

01:08:51.970 --> 01:08:54.270
just say. And I get real greedy and I'm like,

01:08:54.350 --> 01:08:58.550
hey, bank, bank, bank, bank, bank. Right. Right.

01:08:58.930 --> 01:09:02.449
Right. Well, because you don't know. That's your

01:09:02.449 --> 01:09:06.590
own fate. You don't know. But is it fate or is

01:09:06.590 --> 01:09:10.569
it like natural human progression mixed with

01:09:10.569 --> 01:09:16.609
environmental impact? True. I mean, I personally

01:09:16.609 --> 01:09:20.350
don't believe in fate or a fixed timeline per

01:09:20.350 --> 01:09:25.869
se. Okay. So I don't have that mindset necessarily

01:09:25.869 --> 01:09:28.569
where, granted if I pressed it a hundred times,

01:09:28.729 --> 01:09:31.670
my body would be a hundred and twenty -three

01:09:31.670 --> 01:09:35.189
years old and probably would be in bad shape.

01:09:35.590 --> 01:09:41.909
Yes. But I currently don't have any cancers or

01:09:41.909 --> 01:09:44.979
diseases that I know of. And people can live

01:09:44.979 --> 01:09:47.140
to a hundred and twenty some odd. Sure. That's

01:09:47.140 --> 01:09:53.300
been recorded. So... In my opinion, not that

01:09:53.300 --> 01:09:57.939
I'm the evil genie himself, but from what I understand,

01:09:58.199 --> 01:10:01.060
you're not gonna just like, go forward a year

01:10:01.060 --> 01:10:04.539
in time. Right. It's like your current state

01:10:04.539 --> 01:10:08.739
just aged. Okay. That's why I'm comfortable pressing

01:10:08.739 --> 01:10:11.539
thrice. Because I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

01:10:11.699 --> 01:10:16.420
You could. And die. But I still press the button

01:10:16.420 --> 01:10:19.420
thrice because I'm here now today. You are, yes.

01:10:19.680 --> 01:10:23.979
That's true. Go for it. Yeah, go for it. You're

01:10:23.979 --> 01:10:29.880
pressing once? Once maybe twice. Maybe twice?

01:10:30.399 --> 01:10:33.789
Yeah. Yeah, you know there's just not that many

01:10:33.789 --> 01:10:37.170
left so to be fair to you you look good for your

01:10:37.170 --> 01:10:40.729
age Thank you. I'm being 35 usually feel better

01:10:40.729 --> 01:10:44.050
Yeah, but yeah be I mean being only 35 you'd

01:10:44.050 --> 01:10:48.510
be into like 37, right? It's true Yeah, I don't

01:10:48.510 --> 01:10:51.970
have to tell anybody that I've aged two or three

01:10:51.970 --> 01:10:55.210
35 to 37. That's God bless you. Yes, you're right.

01:10:55.350 --> 01:11:03.079
Absolutely. Absolutely Last DM I received, Bingus

01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:06.600
Jones. Bingus. After a long time checking back

01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:11.100
in, if you could pick three years to travel to

01:11:11.100 --> 01:11:15.680
to simply spectate current events, which three

01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:18.939
different years would you like to see or would

01:11:18.939 --> 01:11:24.380
you like to choose? That's good. That's tough.

01:11:25.260 --> 01:11:32.149
I would love to see like the renaissance of jazz.

01:11:32.569 --> 01:11:35.789
I would like to be in New Orleans and just see

01:11:35.789 --> 01:11:41.210
the renaissance of jazz music. That would absolutely

01:11:41.210 --> 01:11:44.250
be a time period I would love to just spectate

01:11:44.250 --> 01:11:49.729
and be a part of. I would also love to see what

01:11:49.729 --> 01:11:53.550
it was like during the civil rights movement

01:11:53.550 --> 01:11:56.550
of the 60s, just to be a part of it and be like,

01:11:56.590 --> 01:12:01.500
hey, this is what... actual progress looked like

01:12:01.500 --> 01:12:07.439
for so many people across the country. And then

01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:10.100
more selfishly, I know I just said two kind of

01:12:10.100 --> 01:12:12.560
profound things, more selfishly, I would love

01:12:12.560 --> 01:12:16.460
to see what 2026 looks like. So I can go on my

01:12:16.460 --> 01:12:18.039
phone and be like, oh, what do the stocks look

01:12:18.039 --> 01:12:22.500
like? And then specifically invest in those stocks.

01:12:22.800 --> 01:12:26.239
So I get two really profound experiences and

01:12:26.239 --> 01:12:29.420
then... By 2026, I also have a little bit of

01:12:29.420 --> 01:12:33.260
money. Yeah, I like that. That's my three time

01:12:33.260 --> 01:12:36.399
period. That's the Back to the Future Sports

01:12:36.399 --> 01:12:39.159
Almanac moment. Yeah, exactly. I like that. That's

01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:41.239
my Sports Almanac. Yeah, I'd probably go at least

01:12:41.239 --> 01:12:43.739
five years in advance and be like, okay, who

01:12:43.739 --> 01:12:45.539
won that game? Who won this game? Blah, blah,

01:12:45.659 --> 01:12:48.779
blah. Right. Does NVIDIA crash and how much can

01:12:48.779 --> 01:12:52.060
I short them? Yeah. How far can I short them?

01:12:52.180 --> 01:12:55.510
That's the big brain. Then I think maybe... I'd

01:12:55.510 --> 01:12:58.529
go all the way back to 2020 and just be like,

01:12:58.649 --> 01:13:02.390
did this shit really happen? Oh, sure. I would

01:13:02.390 --> 01:13:05.409
do it. It's kind of crazy you bring that up because

01:13:05.409 --> 01:13:08.689
I always, like, there's always some part of my

01:13:08.689 --> 01:13:11.489
brain that kind of skips over that year and a

01:13:11.489 --> 01:13:15.409
half, give or take, as far as memory goes because

01:13:15.409 --> 01:13:19.409
it seems like such a fever dream. It really does.

01:13:19.510 --> 01:13:22.289
But it also happened to all of us. I mean, a

01:13:22.289 --> 01:13:25.859
million Americans died. Yeah. i was sick as fuck

01:13:25.859 --> 01:13:30.199
19 days yeah yeah you were out uh i i think i

01:13:30.199 --> 01:13:34.199
had it i never tested maybe you had it early

01:13:34.199 --> 01:13:37.600
on yeah that's i had earlier before they started

01:13:37.600 --> 01:13:41.399
testing i think yeah it was so weird that was

01:13:41.399 --> 01:13:44.960
such a fever dream of a year and a half yeah

01:13:44.960 --> 01:13:50.060
i'm gonna i'm gonna go back to 2020 i'm gonna

01:13:50.060 --> 01:13:52.899
contract covid Then I'm going to get back in

01:13:52.899 --> 01:13:55.859
the time machine and go back to 1492 and I'm

01:13:55.859 --> 01:14:00.560
going to cough on all the pilgrims. And then

01:14:00.560 --> 01:14:02.720
come back and just see how the world has changed.

01:14:03.199 --> 01:14:07.520
Right. Like, do the Native Americans keep their

01:14:07.520 --> 01:14:11.800
territory? Is America a healthier place just

01:14:11.800 --> 01:14:13.460
because... We go back and now we're in Ireland,

01:14:13.520 --> 01:14:16.079
we'll be like, oh. Oh, actually, this is kind

01:14:16.079 --> 01:14:19.279
of goaded. This is OK. This is kind of goaded.

01:14:20.120 --> 01:14:23.000
All because someone went back in time was like

01:14:23.000 --> 01:14:28.960
Right Yeah, and instead of like the United States

01:14:28.960 --> 01:14:30.619
being called the United States you look at a

01:14:30.619 --> 01:14:32.319
map and it's just says Iroquois and you're just

01:14:32.319 --> 01:14:36.180
like oh Well, that worked out fucking cool. Congratulations

01:14:36.180 --> 01:14:39.420
guys. God bless good good work. Good work. Yeah,

01:14:39.420 --> 01:14:43.359
I love it Yep, just a cough Just a cough. That's

01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:45.420
all it takes. That's the last DM I got. That

01:14:45.420 --> 01:14:47.960
was awesome. That was a good one. So well done

01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:50.420
on the DMs if you want to send any. We're all

01:14:50.420 --> 01:14:52.239
over the socials, guys. Just look us up. Send

01:14:52.239 --> 01:14:56.960
us a message. Even on YouTube or anything like

01:14:56.960 --> 01:14:59.560
that. We like the engagement. Like, subscribe

01:14:59.560 --> 01:15:02.739
also, by the way. And that takes us to the other

01:15:02.739 --> 01:15:07.220
foods. And Aidan does this every week. He goes

01:15:07.220 --> 01:15:11.409
deep, deep, deep undercover. And he goes to all

01:15:11.409 --> 01:15:15.649
these countries and finds out what food item

01:15:15.649 --> 01:15:19.449
would make a billy goat puke. Sure. Just looks

01:15:19.449 --> 01:15:22.970
awful, smells worse. Per chance. There's so many

01:15:22.970 --> 01:15:25.310
bad foods out there. And he finds them every

01:15:25.310 --> 01:15:27.729
week. And I'm curious, what do you got for us

01:15:27.729 --> 01:15:31.310
this week? This week I found three... of the

01:15:31.310 --> 01:15:35.149
strangest pork dishes. Oh, okay. From across

01:15:35.149 --> 01:15:37.630
the nation, I just, I was looking, I'm like,

01:15:37.670 --> 01:15:41.310
I've done some nasty shit. What if I just find

01:15:41.310 --> 01:15:44.510
something that's atypical, something weird? Sure.

01:15:44.789 --> 01:15:48.170
So I've found three really kind of strange pork

01:15:48.170 --> 01:15:51.470
dishes. Okay. First one I've got here is a dish,

01:15:51.609 --> 01:15:54.409
I'm gonna nail this pronunciation, check this

01:15:54.409 --> 01:16:01.500
out. Pitiay. I'll spell that for you. P -I -H

01:16:01.500 --> 01:16:09.939
-T -I -J -E. Oh. Pithie, a Serbian dish made

01:16:09.939 --> 01:16:12.939
from cheaper parts of pork, such as the head,

01:16:13.359 --> 01:16:18.020
shank, or hock. Cooked together with pepper,

01:16:18.260 --> 01:16:20.760
onion, carrots, bay leaves, until it becomes

01:16:20.760 --> 01:16:23.960
so tender it falls off the bone. Which would

01:16:23.960 --> 01:16:26.699
sound kind of good if it wasn't for pork head.

01:16:27.369 --> 01:16:30.149
Together with the stock the meat is placed into

01:16:30.149 --> 01:16:34.369
bowls left to cool And then the dish is left

01:16:34.369 --> 01:16:39.869
to then congeal. Oh, no Besides the pork head

01:16:39.869 --> 01:16:42.930
it sounded fine, right? And then you hit congeal.

01:16:42.930 --> 01:16:46.029
It's like fuck. I hate that word It's right up

01:16:46.029 --> 01:16:48.270
there with moist. Yeah, it congeals and then

01:16:48.270 --> 01:16:53.949
is sliced as an appetizer. Oh good god the next

01:16:53.949 --> 01:16:57.189
one I have is This one, I'm also going to nail

01:16:57.189 --> 01:17:03.569
the pronunciation. Thi -Dong. Oh, okay. T -H

01:17:03.569 --> 01:17:09.069
-I -T space D -O -N -G. And there are more accents

01:17:09.069 --> 01:17:11.170
on these letters than I know what to do with.

01:17:11.489 --> 01:17:14.369
Hmm, it sounds very Vietnamese. Believe it or

01:17:14.369 --> 01:17:16.949
not, it is. Ah, there you go. It's a Vietnamese

01:17:16.949 --> 01:17:20.529
take on aspic, which I am unfamiliar with as

01:17:20.529 --> 01:17:24.069
well. The dish is made by slowly boiling pork.

01:17:24.329 --> 01:17:28.449
such as the trottier and hawk, as well as pork

01:17:28.449 --> 01:17:32.289
skin, carrots, mushrooms, and different species

01:17:32.289 --> 01:17:37.069
of mammal. Just to throw it in there. It's cooked,

01:17:37.449 --> 01:17:40.729
and the combination is left to set and congeal

01:17:40.729 --> 01:17:42.890
until it's jellied. What is wrong with this?

01:17:42.970 --> 01:17:44.329
What is wrong with the world? We can't just eat

01:17:44.329 --> 01:17:48.470
good pork! Right, just cook it, eat it? It is

01:17:48.470 --> 01:17:52.310
left to jellied, typically associated with northern

01:17:52.310 --> 01:17:56.090
Vietnam. often enjoyed on Vietnamese New Year.

01:17:56.470 --> 01:17:58.850
So God bless the new year whenever you guys celebrate

01:17:58.850 --> 01:18:03.949
it. I will perhaps not partake in your lovely

01:18:03.949 --> 01:18:06.689
sounding pork dish. God bless your souls though.

01:18:07.630 --> 01:18:12.689
Among the broad group of Japanese shampoo dishes,

01:18:14.010 --> 01:18:17.289
Goya shampoo, I think I'm pronouncing that right,

01:18:17.869 --> 01:18:21.529
is the traditional version prepared with stir

01:18:21.529 --> 01:18:26.010
-fry Stir -fried bitter melons mixed with the

01:18:26.010 --> 01:18:30.250
pork, eggs, pork, tofu, often blended with various

01:18:30.250 --> 01:18:34.210
seasonings and vegetables. And then you just

01:18:34.210 --> 01:18:36.210
sprinkle the whole dish with a bunch of fish

01:18:36.210 --> 01:18:40.670
flakes. Because there's nothing that says pork

01:18:40.670 --> 01:18:44.750
like a bunch of fish flakes. This quote colorful

01:18:44.750 --> 01:18:49.149
and nutritious summer stir fry is the signature

01:18:49.149 --> 01:18:57.689
dish of Okinawa Island. Now now So it's if there's

01:18:57.689 --> 01:19:00.710
anything you do with pork out there You could

01:19:00.710 --> 01:19:07.829
try those You could try those Sure, I don't know

01:19:07.829 --> 01:19:10.289
if I'd recommend I don't know I don't think I

01:19:10.289 --> 01:19:13.130
recommend it But you could do that. Those are

01:19:13.130 --> 01:19:16.829
things you could do if you yeah, those were by

01:19:16.829 --> 01:19:19.750
the way I looked up a ranked list those were

01:19:19.750 --> 01:19:23.590
ranked two three and four on the list of the

01:19:23.590 --> 01:19:26.270
weirdest things to do with pork. Wha - Well,

01:19:26.449 --> 01:19:29.430
okay. Are you curious on what number one is?

01:19:29.430 --> 01:19:35.590
I'm incredibly curious. Spam. Spam was the number

01:19:35.590 --> 01:19:38.250
one weirdest - No way. Voted on by the internet,

01:19:38.470 --> 01:19:40.850
the number one weirdest thing to do with pork

01:19:40.850 --> 01:19:43.189
- To do with pork. Is to fucking blend it up,

01:19:43.289 --> 01:19:46.689
put it in a puree, and can it - And can it. To

01:19:46.689 --> 01:19:50.689
sit on a store shelf. And you know what? Hawaiian

01:19:50.689 --> 01:19:53.390
people love that shit. Yeah! They love it. It's

01:19:53.390 --> 01:19:57.210
so popular! And you know what? I don't want to

01:19:57.210 --> 01:20:00.829
sound insensitive, but spam kind of sounds more

01:20:00.829 --> 01:20:04.210
appetizing than the other, than 2, 3, and 4 on

01:20:04.210 --> 01:20:08.109
that list. Fit Dong. Yeah, Fit Dong. Lil' Fit

01:20:08.109 --> 01:20:13.029
Dong. Lil' Goya Shampoodoo. Lil' Fi -Faitidji.

01:20:14.069 --> 01:20:16.670
Fi -Faitidji. Please, I really tried to pronounce

01:20:16.670 --> 01:20:19.369
that. Fi -Faitidji. I don't know. I really tried.

01:20:19.659 --> 01:20:22.819
Maybe we get a Serbian gentleman to help us out

01:20:22.819 --> 01:20:24.520
with that. Quite, yeah. Or woman for that matter.

01:20:25.500 --> 01:20:27.600
Perhaps I could have done more research and looked

01:20:27.600 --> 01:20:29.460
it up on Google Translate, how to pronounce,

01:20:29.699 --> 01:20:32.159
but I was more enthralled by... I would have

01:20:32.159 --> 01:20:33.600
loved it if Google Translate would have been

01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:35.960
like, fuck you. Yeah, it'd be like, dog, I don't

01:20:35.960 --> 01:20:39.800
know. Dude, I got nothing for you. You just click

01:20:39.800 --> 01:20:42.199
the play button, it's just like, I don't know.

01:20:43.000 --> 01:20:46.460
I don't know. Click the play button. No. No.

01:20:47.359 --> 01:20:51.600
No. Uh -uh. It's like, oh, understood. Yep. I

01:20:51.600 --> 01:20:54.239
got you. Well, those were all gross. Thank you

01:20:54.239 --> 01:20:56.699
for sharing those. Let us know in the comments.

01:20:56.819 --> 01:21:00.100
Were the three things I mentioned grosser than

01:21:00.100 --> 01:21:02.979
spam? Or is spam gross? Or does it belong in

01:21:02.979 --> 01:21:08.260
number one? It might. Yeah. I'm not a span aficionado,

01:21:08.520 --> 01:21:11.609
and I've never tried it myself. No. Uh -uh. Well,

01:21:11.609 --> 01:21:15.529
before we take a quick break, I do my frozen

01:21:15.529 --> 01:21:17.890
guy review. I've been reviewing frozen meals

01:21:17.890 --> 01:21:20.750
because, you know, when you're older and you

01:21:20.750 --> 01:21:24.449
live alone, you eat a lot of those. And so I

01:21:24.449 --> 01:21:27.770
tried my first time trying Boston Market. So

01:21:27.770 --> 01:21:31.930
I tried a Boston Market chicken parm. And so

01:21:31.930 --> 01:21:34.829
once again, had the poke the holes, do it, lift

01:21:34.829 --> 01:21:37.109
it, mix it up, put it back in like you had to

01:21:37.109 --> 01:21:40.670
do multiple things. But it was really, really,

01:21:40.670 --> 01:21:43.829
really good. And I think I would have liked the

01:21:43.829 --> 01:21:49.510
chicken just a little bit more had maybe the

01:21:49.510 --> 01:21:53.010
crust of the chicken been a little firmer. I

01:21:53.010 --> 01:21:55.470
know in a microwave that usually doesn't happen.

01:21:55.649 --> 01:21:58.050
Sure. Had it been just a little bit more firmer

01:21:58.050 --> 01:21:59.850
or maybe a little crunch to it, it would have

01:21:59.850 --> 01:22:03.500
been amazing. But the sauce was very good. Cheese

01:22:03.500 --> 01:22:06.579
was good. The pasta was really good. It was a

01:22:06.579 --> 01:22:08.039
spaghetti, but it was a little bit thicker of

01:22:08.039 --> 01:22:10.819
a spaghetti, and the sauce that was on it was

01:22:10.819 --> 01:22:13.739
kind of chunky. It wasn't that liquidy shit that

01:22:13.739 --> 01:22:16.500
you usually get that I'm not a fan of. So there

01:22:16.500 --> 01:22:18.960
was some substance to that. I eat the shit out

01:22:18.960 --> 01:22:20.899
of that, man. It's more like a fettuccine, or

01:22:20.899 --> 01:22:22.779
was it a true just thick spaghetti? I think it

01:22:22.779 --> 01:22:24.779
was just as thick as spaghetti, I think, is what

01:22:24.779 --> 01:22:27.500
it was. And it was very good. I gave it an 8

01:22:27.500 --> 01:22:32.800
-9. 8 -9? So way, way above the... Don't. The

01:22:32.800 --> 01:22:37.279
realm. Don't. Of like a 6 -7 range. Just god,

01:22:37.479 --> 01:22:42.180
I hate you. Oh my god. Why? Why? It was your

01:22:42.180 --> 01:22:43.899
fault you brought it up to me. I was in the clear.

01:22:44.060 --> 01:22:45.640
I'm like, oh I tried a good one. I'm not gonna

01:22:45.640 --> 01:22:50.600
fall in that trap. It's a trap. So you went 8

01:22:50.600 --> 01:22:54.880
-9, you totally surpassed any 6 -7 range. Indeed

01:22:54.880 --> 01:22:57.149
I did. Yes. God bless. Not gonna say it. God

01:22:57.149 --> 01:22:59.229
bless. Not gonna say it. All right, get me the

01:22:59.229 --> 01:23:01.750
hell out of here. We'll be back in a minute.

01:23:01.890 --> 01:23:04.229
We're gonna do You Just Made the List. God, this

01:23:04.229 --> 01:23:16.310
is terrible. All right, we're back, everybody.

01:23:16.649 --> 01:23:19.949
The Mark Mo Show podcast. I'm Mark. That's Aidan.

01:23:20.069 --> 01:23:24.529
And we're on to our top segment, You. just made

01:23:24.529 --> 01:23:28.170
the list. Our top ten, ten through two, and our

01:23:28.170 --> 01:23:31.510
big number one reveal. And the only rule? No

01:23:31.510 --> 01:23:34.409
rules. Oh, thank God. I know. I was sweating.

01:23:34.590 --> 01:23:37.189
I was sweating a little bit. But yeah, no rules.

01:23:37.329 --> 01:23:40.050
We're good there. Damn near lactated out of my

01:23:40.050 --> 01:23:44.310
titties. Yeah. Out of just pure desperation for

01:23:44.310 --> 01:23:46.430
there to be no rules. I know. I smelled the rat

01:23:46.430 --> 01:23:51.029
milk from here. You call me a rat? Yeah, dirty

01:23:51.029 --> 01:23:55.250
rat. A dirty rat. Yeah, dirty rat. So here we

01:23:55.250 --> 01:23:59.810
go. This week's top ten is cover songs. Bands

01:23:59.810 --> 01:24:05.310
that cover other songs, obviously. Really? Yeah,

01:24:05.510 --> 01:24:08.770
no shit. No shit. No shit. I'm sorry, I'm just

01:24:08.770 --> 01:24:11.149
being an asshole. Nah, that's... That is kind

01:24:11.149 --> 01:24:14.130
of mean. Nah, that's alright. The best cover

01:24:14.130 --> 01:24:16.229
songs. You know, the songs that cover songs.

01:24:16.550 --> 01:24:20.930
Oh, really? Look, sometimes people, and it's

01:24:20.930 --> 01:24:23.149
singing to people... Sometimes people think they

01:24:23.149 --> 01:24:25.069
can see a space bear from up in the tree after

01:24:25.069 --> 01:24:27.310
they find their sunglasses from a squirrel. That's

01:24:27.310 --> 01:24:28.729
right, and then they toss a coin and it lands

01:24:28.729 --> 01:24:30.829
on its side. That dude's like, what is he having?

01:24:30.850 --> 01:24:34.510
I want some. It's a skill. Yes, god, this is

01:24:34.510 --> 01:24:38.220
off the rails. So, um... Your top ten cover songs,

01:24:38.399 --> 01:24:41.720
my guy. Yes. Do I run my tenth through two and

01:24:41.720 --> 01:24:44.000
save my number one? I would love that you would

01:24:44.000 --> 01:24:46.220
do that. I think I will do that. That'd be fantastic.

01:24:46.439 --> 01:24:50.979
Number ten. No quarter by Tool. Great cover song.

01:24:51.020 --> 01:24:53.560
It's good. Yeah. Great cover song. Number nine,

01:24:53.840 --> 01:24:58.199
Paintin' Black by Sum 41. Also a good like punky

01:24:58.199 --> 01:25:00.600
grungy kind of band to do something like that.

01:25:00.880 --> 01:25:03.199
Number eight, Live and Let Die, Guns N' Roses.

01:25:03.560 --> 01:25:05.819
Oh, fuck. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's

01:25:05.819 --> 01:25:08.579
a fun one. Yeah. That's a great song, anyway.

01:25:09.359 --> 01:25:12.020
Yeah. Number seven, I had Personal Jesus Def

01:25:12.020 --> 01:25:15.600
Leopard on my list. I didn't know they did that.

01:25:15.619 --> 01:25:19.060
That was kind of a good one. Number six, all

01:25:19.060 --> 01:25:22.859
along the watchtower, Jimi Hendrix. Yeah. Number

01:25:22.859 --> 01:25:26.119
five, I had Istanbul by They Might Be Giants.

01:25:26.340 --> 01:25:31.220
Oh. That's great. Istanbul, Constantinople. It's

01:25:31.220 --> 01:25:34.640
so catchy. That is catchy. When I first heard

01:25:34.640 --> 01:25:36.680
that song, I thought it was the original. And

01:25:36.680 --> 01:25:39.079
it took me going back and being like, holy shit,

01:25:39.079 --> 01:25:42.960
it's not. Not. Yeah. That one's fucking goaded

01:25:42.960 --> 01:25:46.300
for sure. Number four, Sound of Silence. Disturbed.

01:25:46.319 --> 01:25:49.300
Yeah. Really great cover. Number three, Call

01:25:49.300 --> 01:25:53.140
Me by In This Moment. Really, really good. Oh

01:25:53.140 --> 01:25:55.880
shit, that is a good one. Really good. And number

01:25:55.880 --> 01:26:00.619
two, I had Rocketman by Ninja Sex Party. Cover

01:26:00.619 --> 01:26:04.340
of the Elton John classic. I will save my number

01:26:04.340 --> 01:26:06.619
one. Those are great. Well, it's moderate mentions.

01:26:06.859 --> 01:26:10.779
Oh, go ahead. So, Boys of Summer by the Ataris.

01:26:11.079 --> 01:26:13.800
I think that's a great cover of Don Henley's

01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:16.859
song. Beatles Twist and Shout. Twist and Shout

01:26:16.859 --> 01:26:19.020
was not an original. Oh, yeah. That was a cover.

01:26:19.020 --> 01:26:21.600
That was a cover. Okay. Limp Bizkit, Faith. They

01:26:21.600 --> 01:26:23.579
did Jordan Michaels, Faith. That one is really

01:26:23.579 --> 01:26:28.619
good. Africa by Weezer. Oh, shit, that's a great

01:26:28.619 --> 01:26:31.819
one. That's a good cover. Sweet Dreams by Marilyn

01:26:31.819 --> 01:26:36.479
Manson. And that's a good one, too. And Mr. Tambourine

01:26:36.479 --> 01:26:38.500
Man by the Birds. That was originally not their

01:26:38.500 --> 01:26:42.500
song either. Damn, your honorable mentions is

01:26:42.500 --> 01:26:45.180
kind of... You're like, are you sure that's not

01:26:45.180 --> 01:26:48.460
your top 10? Like, oh, no. Just wait. Number

01:26:48.460 --> 01:26:52.140
10, Land of Confusion by Disturbed. No, that

01:26:52.140 --> 01:26:55.380
was a Genesis song. Yeah, Metallica turned the

01:26:55.380 --> 01:26:59.960
page. That was a Bob Seeger song. Holy yo Yeah,

01:27:00.800 --> 01:27:03.520
yo, I I'm upset. I forgot that one. That one's

01:27:03.520 --> 01:27:06.500
really really good smooth criminal alien ant

01:27:06.500 --> 01:27:11.340
farm. Holy fuck See we do this to each other

01:27:11.340 --> 01:27:17.039
all the time. Oh, yeah. Oh no I'm gonna have

01:27:17.039 --> 01:27:22.170
to make some adjustments It's so good, because

01:27:22.170 --> 01:27:25.489
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson wanted to

01:27:25.489 --> 01:27:28.569
be a rock song. It did. And then it's like, eh,

01:27:29.210 --> 01:27:31.810
I mean you're a pop artist, so. Right. And then

01:27:31.810 --> 01:27:34.170
Alienate from us was like, wait a minute, hold

01:27:34.170 --> 01:27:38.989
my beer. Yep, absolutely. Eleanor Rigby by Letters

01:27:38.989 --> 01:27:42.510
from the Fire is a metal version of Eleanor Rigby.

01:27:42.670 --> 01:27:44.750
It's great. I feel like I've heard that. That's

01:27:44.750 --> 01:27:47.909
yeah. Higher Ground, the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

01:27:48.610 --> 01:27:52.210
Oh, okay, yeah. That was Stevie Wonder's song.

01:27:53.010 --> 01:27:55.470
Jimi Hendrix, number five, All Along the Watchtower.

01:27:55.529 --> 01:27:58.050
There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great one. A

01:27:58.050 --> 01:28:00.529
little song called Hurt by Johnny Cash. Yeah,

01:28:00.529 --> 01:28:04.649
there it is. Number four. A song that was not

01:28:04.649 --> 01:28:09.550
penned by her. Respect by Aretha Franklin. No

01:28:09.550 --> 01:28:12.970
kidding! Yeah. That's a cover? R -E -S -P -E

01:28:12.970 --> 01:28:16.050
-C -T. Yes, that is a cover. But what does it

01:28:16.050 --> 01:28:20.699
mean to her? Sorry, go ahead. You know, Aidan,

01:28:20.760 --> 01:28:23.659
I'll be honest. We have two types of music here.

01:28:24.159 --> 01:28:27.079
Country and western. Both kinds. Both kinds.

01:28:27.819 --> 01:28:30.340
Uh, number two, Green Man Alishi, Judas Priest.

01:28:30.920 --> 01:28:38.329
Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. I hear you. All right.

01:28:38.329 --> 01:28:40.630
What's your number one? I'm definitely adding

01:28:40.630 --> 01:28:44.750
Alien Ant Farm to... I'll tie it. Fuck that.

01:28:44.949 --> 01:28:48.409
I'll tie it. Tied for first. Oh, damn. Let's

01:28:48.409 --> 01:28:51.590
go. Alien Ant Farm Smooth Care Reminal. I cannot

01:28:51.590 --> 01:28:55.189
believe I missed that one. Yeah. Like I was scouring

01:28:55.189 --> 01:28:58.289
my iTunes playlist. I'm like, oh, I know I've

01:28:58.289 --> 01:29:00.909
got good ones in here. And I narrowed it down.

01:29:01.069 --> 01:29:03.420
I'm like, I'm going to be good today. I'll narrow

01:29:03.420 --> 01:29:06.460
it down to ten. It didn't even hit my radar.

01:29:06.819 --> 01:29:09.659
Yeah, that would definitely be top three if not

01:29:09.659 --> 01:29:12.159
top one like I'm doing right now alien at farm

01:29:12.159 --> 01:29:16.359
smooth criminal tied with Hurt by Johnny Cash.

01:29:16.479 --> 01:29:20.199
Oh very good. Yeah So good. I mean if you if

01:29:20.199 --> 01:29:22.600
the original artist of the song comes along and

01:29:22.600 --> 01:29:26.739
is like Nah, it's his track now. Yeah, you know,

01:29:26.739 --> 01:29:30.260
it was a good cover. Yeah My number one is a

01:29:30.260 --> 01:29:33.720
tie Sound of Silence Disturbed, which you already

01:29:33.720 --> 01:29:36.800
mentioned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And number one,

01:29:37.039 --> 01:29:39.560
tied with that Metallica Whiskey in the Jar.

01:29:40.260 --> 01:29:43.760
Oh, yeah! That is a good track. Yep. Oh, yeah.

01:29:43.840 --> 01:29:45.960
I mean, the original's great, too, but that is

01:29:45.960 --> 01:29:48.039
a good track. Yeah. Well, yeah, Thin Lizzy does

01:29:48.039 --> 01:29:50.439
a great job with it, but they did a good job.

01:29:50.569 --> 01:29:53.930
Damn, no kidding. Yeah, that's cool. This was

01:29:53.930 --> 01:29:56.430
good. This was a fun. I can't believe I missed

01:29:56.430 --> 01:30:01.409
so many bangers. Holy. Yeah. The amazing thing

01:30:01.409 --> 01:30:03.630
is I plowed through most of these without even

01:30:03.630 --> 01:30:05.470
having to look anything up. I was like, oh, that

01:30:05.470 --> 01:30:07.069
one, that one, that one. I'm like, OK, I'm missing

01:30:07.069 --> 01:30:09.689
a few. Yeah. And then I had to go to the Google

01:30:09.689 --> 01:30:12.829
machine. But yeah, I got a lot of these. That's

01:30:12.829 --> 01:30:15.550
crazy. Like I just went into iTunes. I'm like,

01:30:15.569 --> 01:30:18.090
I know I've got really good ones in here. And

01:30:18.090 --> 01:30:21.829
I got a big list. I narrowed it down. Cannot

01:30:21.829 --> 01:30:24.569
like the alien ant from one really bugs me because

01:30:24.569 --> 01:30:28.569
I that's in my main like a rock playlist it really

01:30:28.569 --> 01:30:34.789
is I hear that dozens of times all the time Yeah,

01:30:35.029 --> 01:30:38.270
that's crazy. I attribute that as a song not

01:30:38.270 --> 01:30:40.710
as a cover. Oh sure I think that's why my brain

01:30:40.710 --> 01:30:45.560
maybe didn't click. That's crazy so We have two

01:30:45.560 --> 01:30:48.659
segments coming up. I was informed by Aidan that

01:30:48.659 --> 01:30:51.920
he is in some way has combined these two So I'm

01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:54.000
very interested to see what he's got. What could

01:30:54.000 --> 01:30:57.680
the segments be? I don't know. No, me neither.

01:30:58.039 --> 01:31:02.460
Is this the last episode of March? It might be.

01:31:02.659 --> 01:31:05.220
Have we forgotten? Have we forgotten what goes

01:31:05.220 --> 01:31:09.670
on? I did. Are we washed? I did. I'm washed.

01:31:10.189 --> 01:31:12.909
Are we chopped? I was chopped as of one hour

01:31:12.909 --> 01:31:17.170
and 32 minutes ago. So Aidan does these two down

01:31:17.170 --> 01:31:19.170
the Reddit rabbit hole and while you were sleeping.

01:31:19.750 --> 01:31:22.090
And I'm just going to see what he's got here.

01:31:22.649 --> 01:31:26.590
When I went down the Reddit rabbit hole, I love...

01:31:26.430 --> 01:31:30.789
Graphs, I love pie graphs and bubble graphs and

01:31:30.789 --> 01:31:34.829
Venn diagrams. I love diagrams and I was looking

01:31:34.829 --> 01:31:39.270
for something tech related that was positive

01:31:39.270 --> 01:31:42.029
Like my thought was like I would like to have

01:31:42.029 --> 01:31:47.130
an antithesis of our main Opening dialogue. Yeah,

01:31:47.390 --> 01:31:49.069
like well, here's everything bad that's going

01:31:49.069 --> 01:31:53.979
on. Is there good and the amount of articles

01:31:53.979 --> 01:31:59.920
and inquiries I found on the Reddit rabbit hole

01:31:59.920 --> 01:32:03.340
dive I went on of people asking like what are

01:32:03.340 --> 01:32:07.060
some really helpful like good free apps that

01:32:07.060 --> 01:32:10.840
I can find. That got me thinking. Going down

01:32:10.840 --> 01:32:16.279
this red rabbit hole I in earlier this season

01:32:16.279 --> 01:32:21.239
I believe went down the open source. Okay software

01:32:21.239 --> 01:32:25.140
where I mentioned I believe Krita and yeah open

01:32:25.140 --> 01:32:30.399
broadcast software and audacity Everything like

01:32:30.399 --> 01:32:32.760
that that we used to make this show possible

01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:36.220
and I was thinking Going down this reddit rabbit

01:32:36.220 --> 01:32:39.659
hole could be informative to sure and while you

01:32:39.659 --> 01:32:42.899
were sleeping While going down this red rabbit

01:32:42.899 --> 01:32:46.060
hole you missed a handful of free apps that are

01:32:46.060 --> 01:32:51.119
really I would say neat. Oh, okay Neat and some

01:32:51.119 --> 01:32:53.659
of them have ads which I mean of course you could

01:32:53.659 --> 01:32:55.680
just turn them on airplane mode or use an ad

01:32:55.680 --> 01:32:58.119
blocker but most of them are like free free,

01:32:58.180 --> 01:33:00.760
which I like. Now watch Aiden be like, there's

01:33:00.760 --> 01:33:03.260
this thing called Chat GPT. Yeah right, fucking

01:33:03.260 --> 01:33:09.600
right. Sponsored by OpenAI. The first one I have

01:33:09.600 --> 01:33:14.819
here is called Daly -O. D -A -Y -L -I -O. It

01:33:14.819 --> 01:33:19.329
is a quote. popular, easy to use mobile app for

01:33:19.329 --> 01:33:22.989
mood and activity tracking, functioning as a

01:33:22.989 --> 01:33:26.270
private digital journal, helping users understand

01:33:26.270 --> 01:33:29.109
patterns between their daily habits, their emotional

01:33:29.109 --> 01:33:33.250
statuses, through simple icon based logging.

01:33:33.909 --> 01:33:37.689
So I've been using it for, I'm on a streak on

01:33:37.689 --> 01:33:43.609
DailyO for I think 2500 some odd days. Oh shit.

01:33:43.770 --> 01:33:46.090
I've been I've been using it forever. I highly

01:33:46.090 --> 01:33:48.250
recommend it because I mean, it's free freeze

01:33:48.250 --> 01:33:52.409
for me sure and you tap one of five icons between

01:33:52.409 --> 01:33:57.890
like Awful bad mid good and great unlike how

01:33:57.890 --> 01:34:00.449
you're feeling. Oh, and then you can attribute

01:34:00.449 --> 01:34:04.529
like what did you do today? You know Did I did

01:34:04.529 --> 01:34:08.670
I work did I do the mark mo show? Have I had

01:34:08.670 --> 01:34:11.350
a couple brewskis? Did I have a good meal? Did

01:34:11.350 --> 01:34:15.100
I go out like? What did I really do today that

01:34:15.100 --> 01:34:18.279
could have affected this behavior? You can check

01:34:18.279 --> 01:34:20.739
in multiple times per day. I usually check in

01:34:20.739 --> 01:34:23.859
two or three times a day and it helps me track

01:34:23.859 --> 01:34:26.699
of like what actually makes me feel good. You

01:34:26.699 --> 01:34:30.819
know, of like sitting down recording for Aidan

01:34:30.819 --> 01:34:33.760
Spelled the Right Way or AK -209 or doing the

01:34:33.760 --> 01:34:38.149
Mark Mo Show has upward trends. Going to work

01:34:38.149 --> 01:34:40.869
or not sleeping enough tends to have downward

01:34:40.869 --> 01:34:43.210
trends sure interesting how that works Yeah,

01:34:43.310 --> 01:34:47.670
so it's it's just it's free and it's it's it

01:34:47.670 --> 01:34:51.329
allows introspection where you maybe don't take

01:34:51.329 --> 01:34:54.449
that time during the day to do so and Okay, even

01:34:54.449 --> 01:34:57.310
if just opening an app and taking two minutes

01:34:57.310 --> 01:34:59.850
of your time to be like, okay How am I really

01:34:59.850 --> 01:35:01.909
feeling? What did I buy really done in the last

01:35:01.909 --> 01:35:05.600
six hours? Sure. Yeah highly recommended The

01:35:05.600 --> 01:35:11.300
next one I got here is called TuneIn. TuneIn.

01:35:11.539 --> 01:35:16.399
TuneIn. It is formally known as TuneIn Radio.

01:35:16.979 --> 01:35:19.960
American Internet, we opened it, we opened the

01:35:19.960 --> 01:35:22.140
show mentioning this. Yeah. American Internet

01:35:22.140 --> 01:35:25.800
Radio and Podcasting Service offering access

01:35:25.800 --> 01:35:29.020
to various different radio stations as well as

01:35:29.020 --> 01:35:34.119
on -demand content. It does have ads. Which I

01:35:34.119 --> 01:35:36.699
mean of course is how they as a company providing

01:35:36.699 --> 01:35:40.880
this service make make their money, but I find

01:35:40.880 --> 01:35:46.859
it very It has utility because sometimes you're

01:35:46.859 --> 01:35:49.800
outside of range of a radio station you want

01:35:49.800 --> 01:35:53.640
to listen to yep, or There's there's someone

01:35:53.640 --> 01:35:57.539
that Uploads to tune in that doesn't upload to

01:35:57.539 --> 01:36:00.220
the Spotify or something which sure is rare,

01:36:00.239 --> 01:36:03.960
but it does happen. It's It's free access to

01:36:03.960 --> 01:36:07.060
content. You know, it does have ads, but I mean,

01:36:07.159 --> 01:36:09.760
fuck, YouTube has ads, so it's along the same

01:36:09.760 --> 01:36:12.760
vein. But I just wanted to mention that that

01:36:12.760 --> 01:36:17.819
is specifically useful, where YouTube doesn't

01:36:17.819 --> 01:36:20.859
get radio signals, you know? The next one I want

01:36:20.859 --> 01:36:26.520
to mention is the Merlin Bird ID app. Oh, okay.

01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:31.079
Free mobile app from the Cornell Lab of Ornithology.

01:36:31.720 --> 01:36:35.020
That helps you identify birds by sight or sound.

01:36:35.220 --> 01:36:39.199
I love this I've never fully gotten into bird

01:36:39.199 --> 01:36:42.340
sighting, but I love like seeing birds and be

01:36:42.340 --> 01:36:45.500
like Oh, what is that sure and you can open up

01:36:45.500 --> 01:36:47.920
the app on your phone and it'll open up like

01:36:47.920 --> 01:36:51.880
this this spectrogram of like it'll tap your

01:36:51.880 --> 01:36:58.819
microphone And it will listen to what's around

01:36:58.819 --> 01:37:01.939
you Like it'll automatically pick up like, oh

01:37:01.939 --> 01:37:04.340
that's a bird sound. This is a bird call, this

01:37:04.340 --> 01:37:07.220
is a bird singing, this is like a bird playing,

01:37:07.420 --> 01:37:09.939
and this is what bird you're hearing. Oh wow.

01:37:10.579 --> 01:37:13.140
And it'll pick it up, it'll like, you can record

01:37:13.140 --> 01:37:15.479
for however long, usually I'll just sit outside

01:37:15.479 --> 01:37:19.319
and record for 60 seconds and be like, oh who's

01:37:19.319 --> 01:37:21.239
around? It'll be like, oh a cardinal was heard

01:37:21.239 --> 01:37:25.399
here singing and I... like a barn wren was heard

01:37:25.399 --> 01:37:27.779
like doing a mating call or something over here.

01:37:27.880 --> 01:37:29.920
I'm like, wow, that's kind of fun. That is fun.

01:37:29.979 --> 01:37:33.539
It's just neat. Another one you can get for free

01:37:33.539 --> 01:37:38.020
is called Plantinet, a free citizen science app

01:37:38.020 --> 01:37:43.239
for smartphones that helps identify plants. You

01:37:43.239 --> 01:37:48.079
can take a picture of a leaf or a flower or a

01:37:48.079 --> 01:37:52.140
stalk and it'll be like, hey, we're... like 78

01:37:52.140 --> 01:37:56.460
% sure this is a golden rod. I'm like, oh cool,

01:37:57.140 --> 01:37:59.899
it's a golden rod. The big fuzzy pandas like

01:37:59.899 --> 01:38:01.880
them. The big fuzzy pandas like them. So that

01:38:01.880 --> 01:38:04.680
is a utilitarian one if you're into gardening

01:38:04.680 --> 01:38:07.680
or you just like plants. Sure. Another one I

01:38:07.680 --> 01:38:13.420
got here is Night Sky, another free app for cell

01:38:13.420 --> 01:38:18.180
phones. Stargazing reference app where you can

01:38:18.180 --> 01:38:23.420
like open it. on your phone and AR, look around

01:38:23.420 --> 01:38:27.560
and see what stars are shining. So even if you

01:38:27.560 --> 01:38:30.220
have bad light pollution and you can't really

01:38:30.220 --> 01:38:32.880
see, maybe you can see the North Star or some

01:38:32.880 --> 01:38:35.380
shit, but you can see everything that's really

01:38:35.380 --> 01:38:37.739
going on in the night sky, even if light pollution

01:38:37.739 --> 01:38:41.119
is bad. And be like, wow, Orion is really right

01:38:41.119 --> 01:38:43.640
there. Whether or not you can see it, you can

01:38:43.640 --> 01:38:46.600
identify that shiny little flickering thing,

01:38:46.640 --> 01:38:51.409
that's Venus. Very fun. Another one I want to

01:38:51.409 --> 01:38:56.710
mention is Brave. Brave is a browser, which I've

01:38:56.710 --> 01:39:03.090
always been a Firefox guy, but Brave on iPhones,

01:39:03.229 --> 01:39:06.270
and I know Android's a little different and has

01:39:06.270 --> 01:39:10.850
its own kind of anti -ad things, but Brave is

01:39:10.850 --> 01:39:13.390
the only browser on iPhone that actually blocks

01:39:13.390 --> 01:39:19.760
ads. It's really good at anti... At ad blocking

01:39:19.760 --> 01:39:23.859
at anti -tracking at privacy Highly recommend

01:39:23.859 --> 01:39:26.079
not sponsored of course but highly recommended

01:39:26.079 --> 01:39:29.640
and then I want to mention chess the chess .com

01:39:29.640 --> 01:39:33.760
app totally free play chess games Learn chess

01:39:33.760 --> 01:39:36.880
things you can play against bots you can learn

01:39:36.880 --> 01:39:41.720
from chess coaches on that app I'm a big chess

01:39:41.720 --> 01:39:43.920
fan if you haven't realized and then last one

01:39:43.920 --> 01:39:50.069
I mentioned is a Shazam Not the movie Shazam,

01:39:50.130 --> 01:39:53.430
but if there's a song that's bugging you like

01:39:53.430 --> 01:39:55.510
oh, I'm hearing it right now What is it really

01:39:55.510 --> 01:39:58.590
called you can open it up click a button? It'll

01:39:58.590 --> 01:40:03.130
tell you So it listens to the song and then identifies

01:40:03.130 --> 01:40:05.770
it yes It'll it'll just tap your microphone be

01:40:05.770 --> 01:40:07.930
like oh, I got five seconds of the song. Here's

01:40:07.930 --> 01:40:11.750
what it's called I like that highly useful all

01:40:11.750 --> 01:40:15.130
of them are free and Freeze for me and useful

01:40:15.130 --> 01:40:19.409
is pretty cool All right, so the rundown, Dalio

01:40:19.409 --> 01:40:25.369
TuneIn, Merlin Bird ID Lab, Plant Net, Night

01:40:25.369 --> 01:40:31.229
Sky, Brave Chess, and Shazam. Yes. I love it.

01:40:31.329 --> 01:40:34.229
Highly recommended. Very cool. Well, thank you

01:40:34.229 --> 01:40:36.430
for sharing that as you're down the rabbit hole

01:40:36.430 --> 01:40:40.189
and while you were sleeping. I appreciate those.

01:40:40.229 --> 01:40:43.829
So if you guys download them, try them out, let

01:40:43.829 --> 01:40:46.090
us know what you think. That'd be pretty boy.

01:40:46.149 --> 01:40:49.050
Hell yeah. All right, I love all of them and

01:40:49.050 --> 01:40:53.069
it's it is my pleasure To share something that

01:40:53.069 --> 01:40:56.409
is free that is also enjoyable. Hell. Yeah All

01:40:56.409 --> 01:40:58.470
right quick break and we're gonna come back finish

01:40:58.470 --> 01:41:01.050
things up with a beer review and the world of

01:41:01.050 --> 01:41:16.319
weird news We are back for the home stretch.

01:41:16.319 --> 01:41:19.539
I swear. I I wish we recorded half the shit.

01:41:19.539 --> 01:41:22.760
We do off -air Unbelievable. It's a fever dream.

01:41:23.100 --> 01:41:26.979
It really is. Yeah, it's crazy But the people

01:41:26.979 --> 01:41:31.180
will never know yeah about us butt -ass naked

01:41:31.180 --> 01:41:34.140
Shitting in the wash looping looping which is

01:41:34.140 --> 01:41:37.880
sleep pooping in the woods Waking up feeling

01:41:37.880 --> 01:41:43.119
rustic Smelling a little rustic a little rustic.

01:41:43.119 --> 01:41:46.800
Oh boy Well, that's our cue to talk about beer.

01:41:46.960 --> 01:41:50.439
We do summarize things well. Indeed we do. This

01:41:50.439 --> 01:41:54.319
is our beer review. The official beer review.

01:41:54.340 --> 01:41:56.199
The official beer review here on the Mark Mo

01:41:56.199 --> 01:42:02.060
Show podcast. And today, well, we've got a little

01:42:02.060 --> 01:42:04.899
nitro. No. Got a little nitro. Why don't you

01:42:04.899 --> 01:42:06.640
tell the fine folks about it? Oh my goodness,

01:42:06.659 --> 01:42:10.539
it's nitro. It's nitro. Thanks. Bye. Nitro. It's

01:42:10.539 --> 01:42:13.779
nitro. Thanks for listening. It's nitrogenated.

01:42:13.920 --> 01:42:18.319
yes which i always found weird because when things

01:42:18.319 --> 01:42:23.560
have hydrogen in them they're hydrogenated and

01:42:23.560 --> 01:42:27.479
when things have nitrogen in them they're nitrogenated

01:42:27.479 --> 01:42:33.779
shouldn't it be nitrogenated okay or hydrogenated

01:42:33.779 --> 01:42:38.020
sure why is one different uh probably spelling

01:42:38.020 --> 01:42:45.560
no i disagree I'm claiming I'm pulling the trump

01:42:45.560 --> 01:42:48.500
card and saying no don't ever use that name.

01:42:48.680 --> 01:42:58.979
I'm saying quiet piggy Are we canceled I think

01:42:58.979 --> 01:43:01.640
we've canceled ourselves. Yeah, I think so candy

01:43:01.640 --> 01:43:05.399
cane nitro young is the name of this beer left

01:43:05.399 --> 01:43:08.960
hand brewing company a regional brewery out of

01:43:08.960 --> 01:43:14.590
Longmont Colorado This is an imperial stout,

01:43:14.869 --> 01:43:19.869
nine and a half percent ABV. Giddy up. It's gonna

01:43:19.869 --> 01:43:22.470
smack you right in the lactate and titties you've

01:43:22.470 --> 01:43:25.890
got. That's right. 40 on the IBU, which means

01:43:25.890 --> 01:43:29.449
it's not gonna be bitter like a, like a, like

01:43:29.449 --> 01:43:33.289
a IPA. IPA, yeah. But also not gonna be like

01:43:33.289 --> 01:43:37.229
super calm, like a... Light logger logger, you

01:43:37.229 --> 01:43:39.390
know, so it's it's supposed to be that healthy

01:43:39.390 --> 01:43:42.609
middle, but it's also pepperminty and Perfect

01:43:42.609 --> 01:43:44.850
for the season. We're ranking it on a scale from

01:43:44.850 --> 01:43:48.529
zero to five on the untapped app also free I

01:43:48.529 --> 01:43:50.289
guess I could have mentioned that sure could

01:43:50.289 --> 01:43:52.810
have a previous segment by the way, by the way

01:43:52.810 --> 01:43:56.989
Yeah, well we'll fix in post. Yeah So we're ranking

01:43:56.989 --> 01:43:59.369
a scale from zero to five how much we like it

01:43:59.369 --> 01:44:01.350
give you tasting notes We're drinking out of

01:44:01.350 --> 01:44:04.840
a can today and let us know in the comments what

01:44:04.840 --> 01:44:09.500
you are enjoying clink slush luncha why that's

01:44:09.500 --> 01:44:13.539
delightful wow indeed it is i definitely get

01:44:13.539 --> 01:44:18.000
peppermint on on the first sniff and taste definitely

01:44:18.000 --> 01:44:23.140
get peppermint there is a stout i i get the uh

01:44:23.140 --> 01:44:25.539
the imperial stout flavor there's a there's a

01:44:25.539 --> 01:44:30.359
roasty note that hangs over almost there's something

01:44:30.359 --> 01:44:34.170
almost hazelnutty about it If you let it linger

01:44:34.170 --> 01:44:36.569
on your tongue a little bit, there's something

01:44:36.569 --> 01:44:39.890
that says, hey, I'm hazelnut. And I'm like, why

01:44:39.890 --> 01:44:42.489
are you here? And then the beer's just like,

01:44:42.810 --> 01:44:45.609
I don't fucking know. I'm just doing my job.

01:44:45.869 --> 01:44:50.810
Papi said we could come in. Ehoy. You put these

01:44:50.810 --> 01:44:53.529
peppermints here, brother. I love it. OK, cool.

01:44:55.550 --> 01:44:59.689
I like it, though. I like it. There's clear peppermint.

01:45:00.799 --> 01:45:04.819
It advertises itself as an imperial peppermint

01:45:04.819 --> 01:45:09.199
stout. It's not screaming at you that it's chocolatey

01:45:09.199 --> 01:45:13.760
or coffee or hazelnutty. Peppermint is the first

01:45:13.760 --> 01:45:17.420
flavor I got on the tongue. But there is something

01:45:17.420 --> 01:45:20.159
roasty that hangs on for a little bit. I'm not

01:45:20.159 --> 01:45:23.960
sure if that's the malts or what are you getting?

01:45:25.159 --> 01:45:28.460
Creaminess. Oh, sure. Like, I get that right

01:45:28.460 --> 01:45:32.220
away. The nitro is good, I would say, in this

01:45:32.220 --> 01:45:37.039
application. Yeah, it's very creamy. I get the

01:45:37.039 --> 01:45:40.180
mint. It's like it's not overpowering at all.

01:45:40.699 --> 01:45:41.979
No, right. Mint is one of those flavors that

01:45:41.979 --> 01:45:44.800
can overpower something. This is not that case.

01:45:44.840 --> 01:45:50.300
It's very mild. And it isn't strong. Like, for

01:45:50.300 --> 01:45:53.149
example, if you have a Guinness... There are

01:45:53.149 --> 01:45:55.930
those that love Guinness and as Carlos might

01:45:55.930 --> 01:46:00.090
say there's those that are wrong You either like

01:46:00.090 --> 01:46:03.229
Guinness or you're horribly mistaken horribly

01:46:03.229 --> 01:46:08.130
mistaken, but I get it because It is a strong

01:46:08.130 --> 01:46:11.829
flavor. There's a strong taste to it Versus like

01:46:11.829 --> 01:46:17.890
what this is So yeah, I rather It's I rather

01:46:17.890 --> 01:46:20.149
enjoy it's very smooth. Yeah for an imperial

01:46:20.149 --> 01:46:26.079
stout it is quite Light in in body. Yeah, I wouldn't

01:46:26.079 --> 01:46:28.319
say it feels like a light beer. It's still as

01:46:28.319 --> 01:46:30.979
it still is Oh sure. Yeah, it's got the roast.

01:46:31.100 --> 01:46:33.100
It's got the peppermint It feels like a stout.

01:46:33.199 --> 01:46:35.420
It feels like a nitro stout with the creaminess

01:46:35.420 --> 01:46:39.020
you mentioned. Yes But it's not it doesn't feel

01:46:39.020 --> 01:46:43.260
heavy on the palette. I like that. Yeah, I really

01:46:43.260 --> 01:46:47.220
do Quite enjoy I I think I'm going high with

01:46:47.220 --> 01:46:51.460
this one I think I am too. I'm giving it the

01:46:51.460 --> 01:46:54.659
flavor profile of minty, smooth, and I added

01:46:54.659 --> 01:46:58.340
hazelnut to it because there's just something

01:46:58.340 --> 01:47:01.359
roasty. In fact, I'll add roasty to it as well.

01:47:01.899 --> 01:47:04.899
Yeah, I'm going creamy, minty, and smooth. There

01:47:04.899 --> 01:47:08.600
were already some flavor profiles on here, like

01:47:08.600 --> 01:47:11.520
chocolate. I didn't get that. Yeah, there's always

01:47:11.520 --> 01:47:14.739
suggested flavor profile notes on the untapped

01:47:14.739 --> 01:47:18.000
app. But no, I disagreed with chocolate too.

01:47:18.500 --> 01:47:20.760
There's another one out here called boozy, not

01:47:20.760 --> 01:47:23.739
boozy at all. I don't know why so many people

01:47:23.739 --> 01:47:27.140
thought that was what their take was on that.

01:47:27.720 --> 01:47:29.800
Because I'm not getting that at all. No, it doesn't

01:47:29.800 --> 01:47:33.720
feel heavy like a bourbon ale. Like a bourbon

01:47:33.720 --> 01:47:35.060
barrel ale feels boozy. Right, and some people

01:47:35.060 --> 01:47:38.460
put flat. It's not flat. It's not flat. It's

01:47:38.460 --> 01:47:41.039
a it's out. It's a native right correct This

01:47:41.039 --> 01:47:44.039
is how a nitrogenated stout pastes correct like

01:47:44.039 --> 01:47:47.460
it's not gonna like slap you with carbonation

01:47:47.460 --> 01:47:49.960
carbonation right because the nitrogen is there

01:47:49.960 --> 01:47:53.659
to be like hey brother Exactly things cool. Everything's

01:47:53.659 --> 01:47:56.380
cool. Everything's cool. Big man. Yeah dig it.

01:47:56.380 --> 01:48:00.520
I'm like count me in No doubt. Yeah, I like it

01:48:00.520 --> 01:48:04.340
too creamy minty smooth is the way I went and

01:48:05.179 --> 01:48:08.119
If you wanna, if you wanna do yours first. I

01:48:08.119 --> 01:48:10.659
gave a three, seven, five. Three, seven, five.

01:48:10.859 --> 01:48:14.779
I really like this. I went four. You went four,

01:48:14.840 --> 01:48:17.220
nice. I was right there at three, seven, five

01:48:17.220 --> 01:48:20.220
and four. I was torn too. I had it on a four

01:48:20.220 --> 01:48:24.359
and I'm like, ah, should I, like, does it deserve

01:48:24.359 --> 01:48:29.159
elite tier? And then it crossed my mind of how

01:48:29.159 --> 01:48:32.800
much utility a stout or a porter even could offer.

01:48:33.119 --> 01:48:36.039
Yeah. with a peppermint flavor, because you've

01:48:36.039 --> 01:48:39.579
got peppermint coffee, you've got peppermint

01:48:39.579 --> 01:48:43.439
chocolate, you could lean into the peppermint

01:48:43.439 --> 01:48:46.439
hazelnut roasty flavors I'm getting, but they

01:48:46.439 --> 01:48:48.800
just want peppermint, and that's admirable, and

01:48:48.800 --> 01:48:52.960
I like that, but it's just like something Christmassy

01:48:52.960 --> 01:48:56.720
of the season. Oh yeah. I want it, especially

01:48:56.720 --> 01:48:58.760
during the winter where you want something to

01:48:58.760 --> 01:49:01.439
feel warm, you want it to feel heavier. Yep.

01:49:01.760 --> 01:49:07.319
It's just like... One more... One more bean of

01:49:07.319 --> 01:49:10.239
flavor. Right. Could have been the difference

01:49:10.239 --> 01:49:13.100
to get to the Elite tier, but 375 still heavy

01:49:13.100 --> 01:49:16.819
for me. Yeah. Yeah, I agree, man. I thought it

01:49:16.819 --> 01:49:21.020
was really good, and being that over the next

01:49:21.020 --> 01:49:23.880
couple weeks we'll probably pick things of a

01:49:23.880 --> 01:49:28.340
holiday theme for our beer reviews. Enjoyed it

01:49:28.340 --> 01:49:31.239
a lot like I could this is kind of that after

01:49:31.239 --> 01:49:35.300
-dinner beer for me. Oh sure you know someone

01:49:35.300 --> 01:49:38.659
breaks out the Christmas cookies and snacks and

01:49:38.659 --> 01:49:41.159
You just kind of kick back and enjoy one of these

01:49:41.159 --> 01:49:44.979
bad boys and to be fair to the beer. It's not

01:49:44.979 --> 01:49:48.640
Sweet sweet, you know it's it's got like a hint

01:49:48.640 --> 01:49:52.220
of sweetness with with the peppermint and with

01:49:52.220 --> 01:49:56.380
how Imperial it is but it's not a sweet beer.

01:49:56.539 --> 01:49:58.699
It's not a dessert beer. Like, there are some

01:49:58.699 --> 01:50:02.180
beers out there that's like, we're the cinnamon

01:50:02.180 --> 01:50:05.739
crunch cake, coffee cake beer, and then you taste

01:50:05.739 --> 01:50:09.199
it, it's like I'm drinking sugar. This is not

01:50:09.199 --> 01:50:13.140
that. This is like, really pleasant. It really

01:50:13.140 --> 01:50:15.680
is. It doesn't feel heavy, doesn't feel sweet,

01:50:15.760 --> 01:50:18.760
doesn't feel sugary. It's just like, you're getting

01:50:18.760 --> 01:50:21.939
exactly what they advertise. It's a peppermint

01:50:21.939 --> 01:50:25.819
milk stout. I like that. Yeah, I do too. I liked

01:50:25.819 --> 01:50:29.579
it a lot. So give it a try. You know, we're here

01:50:29.579 --> 01:50:32.159
in Valparaiso, Indiana. So I know that we've

01:50:32.159 --> 01:50:34.579
got that. We get these boys all the way from

01:50:34.579 --> 01:50:39.000
Colorado. So if you're listening in the the big

01:50:39.000 --> 01:50:41.859
old contiguous United States, you probably have

01:50:41.859 --> 01:50:44.640
a shot of getting them. Yeah, I would say so.

01:50:44.699 --> 01:50:47.340
Not sponsored, but recommended. You've got recommended

01:50:47.340 --> 01:50:52.000
an average of a three eight some odd. Right,

01:50:52.199 --> 01:50:55.020
yeah. Between us. Between us, yeah. So definitely

01:50:55.020 --> 01:50:59.960
try that out. To wrap up the show, we have the

01:50:59.960 --> 01:51:04.779
world of weird news now. Most times we pick these

01:51:04.779 --> 01:51:07.020
obscure little stories from all over the country.

01:51:07.539 --> 01:51:10.439
Things people have never heard of before. Just

01:51:10.439 --> 01:51:12.859
really weird shit. That's why it's there. Weird

01:51:12.859 --> 01:51:18.000
news. And so this week I picked a story. And

01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:21.319
it was a story that had traction, because I've

01:51:21.319 --> 01:51:24.079
seen it all over the socials, I've seen it in

01:51:24.079 --> 01:51:28.260
the news, but I captured it early in the week

01:51:28.260 --> 01:51:31.140
and I thought, this is it. This is it? And the

01:51:31.140 --> 01:51:33.899
rest of the world must have thought so too. Oh,

01:51:33.979 --> 01:51:38.140
here we go. I'm excited. Start with the title.

01:51:38.920 --> 01:51:41.479
Drunk raccoon found passed out in liquor store

01:51:41.479 --> 01:51:46.579
bathroom. And when I mean go to the Google machine,

01:51:46.779 --> 01:51:49.520
it's everywhere. I didn't know they nicknamed

01:51:49.520 --> 01:51:52.899
me Raccoon, but okay. Yeah, well, you know. Here

01:51:52.899 --> 01:51:57.270
we go, Rocky. One Virginia liquor store had an

01:51:57.270 --> 01:52:00.069
unusual patron this weekend. An inebriated raccoon

01:52:00.069 --> 01:52:03.109
found passed out in the bathroom. According to

01:52:03.109 --> 01:52:05.149
the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter

01:52:05.149 --> 01:52:08.409
authorities, found the masked bandit collapsed

01:52:08.409 --> 01:52:16.770
in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC store Saturday

01:52:16.770 --> 01:52:20.409
morning, where the furry burglar had ransacked

01:52:20.409 --> 01:52:23.350
the shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol.

01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:26.939
In a social media post, officials said they took

01:52:26.939 --> 01:52:30.680
the very intoxicated raccoon back to the shelter

01:52:30.680 --> 01:52:34.659
to sober up before releasing him back into the

01:52:34.659 --> 01:52:37.859
wild after a few hours of sleep and zero signs

01:52:37.859 --> 01:52:40.859
of injury other than maybe a hangover and poor

01:52:40.859 --> 01:52:44.569
life choices. He was safely released. Also known

01:52:44.569 --> 01:52:47.770
as my average Saturday. Average Saturday. He

01:52:47.770 --> 01:52:50.310
was safely released back into the wild, hopefully

01:52:50.310 --> 01:52:53.149
having learned that breaking and entering is

01:52:53.149 --> 01:52:56.489
not the answer. Oh my god. The Hanover County

01:52:56.489 --> 01:52:59.510
Animal Protection and Shelter helps rescued animals

01:52:59.510 --> 01:53:02.210
if they are found in the wild. The shelter provides

01:53:02.210 --> 01:53:05.109
veterinarian care for homeless or unwanted animals

01:53:05.109 --> 01:53:07.970
until they are adopted or placed with an animal

01:53:07.970 --> 01:53:12.319
rescue organization. God bless the Hanover Animal

01:53:12.319 --> 01:53:16.680
Shelter and... What was the full name? Animal

01:53:16.680 --> 01:53:21.600
Shelter and Rescue. Animal Res... Hanover County

01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:25.220
Animal Protection and Shelter. God bless them.

01:53:25.739 --> 01:53:28.199
If you're in Hanover County, give them a couple

01:53:28.199 --> 01:53:30.460
bones. For sure. Give them a couple bones. See

01:53:30.460 --> 01:53:32.510
what they need. See what they need. Couple blankets

01:53:32.510 --> 01:53:33.569
or dog food. You know what I would've loved?

01:53:34.170 --> 01:53:36.369
They're like, they're trying to sober this thing

01:53:36.369 --> 01:53:39.310
up and the raccoon's coming too, all wobbly,

01:53:39.649 --> 01:53:42.130
and they sit there and they brew a pot of coffee.

01:53:42.130 --> 01:53:44.329
A little pot of coffee? Oh, that would've been

01:53:44.329 --> 01:53:46.770
amazing. Well, little guy, you're gonna need

01:53:46.770 --> 01:53:49.170
a cup of joe. A little cup of joe, he's like,

01:53:49.170 --> 01:53:53.109
oh man. He picks it up like, I've always been

01:53:53.109 --> 01:53:56.569
fascinated by the little raccoon hands when they

01:53:56.569 --> 01:53:59.609
like grasp things. Yeah. It's almost humanoid.

01:53:59.970 --> 01:54:02.619
Yeah. You know, because, like, dogs and cats,

01:54:02.859 --> 01:54:06.399
they don't have that, like, dexterity to pick

01:54:06.399 --> 01:54:08.899
up and interact with them. Correct. Where raccoons

01:54:08.899 --> 01:54:11.979
kinda can. Kinda can, yeah. Kinda can. So I wanna

01:54:11.979 --> 01:54:15.840
see, like, a tiny raccoon -sized cup picked up

01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:19.899
by a little raccoon. Drinking coffee, his eyes

01:54:19.899 --> 01:54:23.579
half closed, like, I hate life. Can't believe

01:54:23.579 --> 01:54:26.159
I gotta go to the fucking FedEx tomorrow. Oh,

01:54:26.199 --> 01:54:29.550
this is bullshit. Alright, what do you got man?

01:54:29.550 --> 01:54:31.989
I got a little short story. I've got one here

01:54:31.989 --> 01:54:34.930
and There's there's a little story behind the

01:54:34.930 --> 01:54:41.229
story. I heard of this headline, okay from Listening

01:54:41.229 --> 01:54:44.350
to the radio. Okay, because sometimes Bluetooth

01:54:44.350 --> 01:54:46.449
doesn't work blah blah blah, whatever I was into

01:54:46.449 --> 01:54:51.810
the radio in Chicagoland and I heard this headline.

01:54:51.810 --> 01:54:54.970
They mentioned the headline. I'm like, oh I'm

01:54:54.970 --> 01:55:01.920
in okay Rockford man Not as impactful as Florida

01:55:01.920 --> 01:55:05.659
man, but Rockford man arrested after a waving

01:55:05.659 --> 01:55:10.800
rifle from car Believed women quote like these

01:55:10.800 --> 01:55:22.399
things Wow This story comes from a Chiffon clayborn

01:55:23.319 --> 01:55:28.779
This comes out of Rockford, a W -T -V -O station.

01:55:29.579 --> 01:55:33.380
A man reported to have been waving a rifle around

01:55:33.380 --> 01:55:38.819
while hanging out of an SUV early Friday told

01:55:38.819 --> 01:55:42.739
police he had done so to increase his chances

01:55:42.739 --> 01:55:47.600
of having sex with the women in his car. Rockford

01:55:47.600 --> 01:55:50.279
police officers were called to the 200 block

01:55:50.279 --> 01:55:53.640
of West State Street around 1230 a .m. Friday

01:55:53.640 --> 01:55:56.859
after receiving a complaint of a man hanging

01:55:56.859 --> 01:55:59.659
out of the window of a black SUV waving a gun

01:55:59.659 --> 01:56:03.800
around. Wow. Officers arrived on the scene were

01:56:03.800 --> 01:56:07.880
immediately approached by Sabah Bonia, 27 years

01:56:07.880 --> 01:56:11.199
old, who stated he had been in the vehicle, a

01:56:11.199 --> 01:56:14.960
black Smith and Wesson M &P 1522 caliber rifle,

01:56:15.020 --> 01:56:19.770
which was designed to look like an AR -15, but

01:56:19.770 --> 01:56:24.369
isn't in plain view in the back seat of his car.

01:56:25.369 --> 01:56:28.510
According to officers, a magazine containing

01:56:28.510 --> 01:56:33.250
30 .22 caliber rounds was found inside his left

01:56:33.250 --> 01:56:38.170
pants leg near his ankle as they arrested him,

01:56:38.470 --> 01:56:41.489
said that Bonilla had told them he had the weapon

01:56:41.489 --> 01:56:45.369
because he was, quote, attempting to have sexual

01:56:45.369 --> 01:56:48.890
relations with the female occupants of the vehicle.

01:56:49.750 --> 01:56:54.210
Oh no. He went on to tell police he thought having

01:56:54.210 --> 01:56:57.710
the firearm would increase his chances of success

01:56:57.710 --> 01:57:02.289
as he believed women liked these things. Oh no.

01:57:02.970 --> 01:57:08.430
Oh no. Boney has been charged with aggravated

01:57:08.430 --> 01:57:11.819
unlawful possession of a weapon. and has had

01:57:11.819 --> 01:57:16.979
four prior weapons offenses in the past. His

01:57:16.979 --> 01:57:21.840
court date is for December of this year 2025.

01:57:23.420 --> 01:57:28.560
Wow. God bless Rockford. You guys are unique.

01:57:28.979 --> 01:57:31.199
Hey man, just pull out your gun and take a shot.

01:57:32.119 --> 01:57:33.939
You gotta take your shot, you know. Gotta take

01:57:33.939 --> 01:57:36.359
your shot, that's life lesson right there. That's

01:57:36.359 --> 01:57:40.000
how things work in Rockford. That's a Rockford

01:57:40.000 --> 01:57:42.140
way of life. It's the Rockford way. It really

01:57:42.140 --> 01:57:44.960
is And hopefully authorities understood that

01:57:44.960 --> 01:57:46.840
there by oh man this guy's just trying to get

01:57:46.840 --> 01:57:49.020
a date Yeah, like they should have just let him

01:57:49.020 --> 01:57:52.220
go really really like you got four priors, but

01:57:52.220 --> 01:57:56.640
Yeah, you know, I hear you I hear you I hear

01:57:56.640 --> 01:57:58.539
you know, it's it's got to be some more women

01:57:58.539 --> 01:58:03.029
like right Oh, yes, so people say But that was

01:58:03.029 --> 01:58:06.050
awesome Anyway, that's the end of our show. Thank

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