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Hey everybody, how's it going? This is Mark Maloney,

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and I'm the host of a little podcast we call

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the Mark Mo Show. This is season four, episode

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seven. Thanks for nothing. And alongside me here

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is my trusty co -host and producer, Aidan Maloney.

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Aidan, how are you? Pretty fantastic. It's kind

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of been a bit of a slog, I would say, the last

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couple of weeks. Not only getting over that cold

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that brutalized the end of October for me, but

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yeah, last couple of weeks have been quite difficult

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at work. Probably put in 84 some odd hours over

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the pay period, which... I mean, that's not a

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hell of a lot, but anyone that works at the steel

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mills is like, oh, that's child's play. Well,

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first of all, fuck you, you're crazy. Right.

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Secondly, it's it's laborious work, man. That

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that takes a toll. It does take a lower back

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is it's on fire these days. Yeah. Yeah. Be careful.

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Yeah. So been stretching out a little more. It's

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kind of like the the closest I'll get to meditation

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is just taking like five minutes out of my day

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to do some stretches. But I find it helpful.

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Yeah. Yeah. Keep everything loose and limber.

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Well, it's okay. Yeah. Yeah, I I do I do this

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form of meditation called sleep and That's a

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good one. It's a good one. Yeah, and what I what

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I do Is I get real comfy on on my couch and okay?

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I fall asleep. Oh Yeah, that's really the trick

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to it. I mean the best part is it's free. It's

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free It's you free free to fall asleep And I'll

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tell you, it works wonders. Checks out. It really

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does. Yeah. I'll have to try that one day. Yeah,

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that's the best form of meditation is a snooze

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and sleep. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. And no doubt.

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But well, we're glad you're here. We're glad

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your back is not on fire and that it is the weekend,

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which means. More meditation for me. Yeah, and

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And a little bit of fun and Doing an old podcast.

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Yes, absolutely. So I love that. It's like three

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in the wind column It really is three in the

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wind column. Well, we'll take it after a long

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ass week, but What a lot of people don't know

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is that Aiden has a YouTube gaming channel called

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Aiden's Spell the Right Way, and damn it, you

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better spell it the right way. He's got new PC

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gaming content, GeoGuessr, PolyBridge, Observation

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Duty, and much more every week. So what can people

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expect this week? This week, I'm back into it.

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I'm catching up on all the horror games I lost

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out on playing during Spooky Season because of

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the aforementioned illness. So those are going

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along pretty nicely. I've got one coming up.

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But today, Saturday, as we release this episode

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called The Street Tin, it had its charm. I'll

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say that. It got mixed reviews on Steam, and

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I thought it might be interesting to give it

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a shot. Give it a whirl. Yeah, just let me form

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my own opinion on it. As complimentary as I'll

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be, it had charm. It had a plucky spirit. I love

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that. I love it. But, yeah, it's been really

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nice. And what is that one called? The Street

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Ten. The Street Ten. Wow. That's pretty good.

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I was part of a gang called the Street Ten. The

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Street Ten. Yep. It's on the south side of Chicago.

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We had a solid three week run. Yeah. We got disbanded

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because we ended up being like the Street One.

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We just got bored and we started fighting each

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other. As things go. Yeah, exactly. As things

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go. What are you going to do? But definitely

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check out the Aiden and the Street Ten and all

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these other games that are on his YouTube gaming

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it. I highly recommend not yelling at Alexa.

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you'll probably get a knock on the door if you

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yell at her and it will be her. Yeah. The humanized,

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humanoid version of it. Version of it. Yeah.

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Yeah, if you've seen Matrix, it's like the dudes

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with the suits. Yeah, you don't want that. You

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don't want any of that. You don't want those

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problems. So, maybe kindly suggest. Right. That

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she, pretty please, play this show. And she probably

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won't. But anyway, it's worth a shot. Worth a

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shot. But hey, for many of us here in the United

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States, Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching.

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When we were kids, we were all taught, you know

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dated back to 1621, although technically it didn't

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have the name. It wasn't an official holiday

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back then, but that was like the earliest version

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of what it was. So early European settlers sat

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down Native Americans. They broke bread, right?

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They're eating Twinkies, whatever. So Neil actually...

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This Thanksgiving story sponsored by Hostess.

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Sponsored by Hostess. They cracked out the ho

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-hos and everyone went crazy. Everyone went crazy.

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There's one left and well, that's how it all

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started. So the meal consisted of venison, shellfish,

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corn, and fowl. This happened in the fall during

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harvest time. It was a day to give thanks even

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if, as I mentioned, that actual holiday didn't

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come until later. We had this image, right? Newbies,

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natives giving thanks for a bountiful feast for

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each other and sadly that the image was kind

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of a lie. Right. Native because you always see

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like the pictures in the history books and like

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they're the pilgrims and they're the Indians

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and they're all like Like they're all heavy on

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ambient and they're all like sitting there looking

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at each other over this big -ass turkey Well,

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the fact is that probably was not a turkey was

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probably a small pheasant if anything But it

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but at any rate The natives died by the thousands

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from the diseases we brought over first and foremost,

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right? So rarely if ever were the natives and

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in vaders, as I call them, friendly. In our childhood,

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we remember, for example, cowboys and Indians,

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right? They're shooting arrows and pew -pew guns,

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and they're chasing each other and horses. Growing

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up, to us, it was like, oh, this is cowboys being

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cowboys and Indians being Indians. Whatever,

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we didn't know, right? Stupid kids. But it was

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the stuff we weren't taught, right? that Native

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Americans were slowly being pushed out west with

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the ultimate purpose of exterminating most, if

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not all, of them. Right. Yeah. So, you know,

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thanks for nothing, white man. You know, you

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had things like the California Massacre, Battle

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of Tippie Canoe, Sand Creek Massacre, Wounded

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Knee, Trail of Tears. In the 1930s, the U .S.

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Bureau of Indian Affairs sterilized over 70 ,000

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Native American women, ultimately dividing tribes

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into reservations spread out across western United

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States. Conditions then and today are pretty

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poor. Living conditions, bad resources, scarce,

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crime high, drug and alcohol use higher than

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the national average, very high suicide rates,

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and political and socioeconomic disadvantage.

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Basically systematic genocide spanning several

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centuries. Right. So remember as you share some

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turkey and stuffing and potatoes and pie and

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I'm hungry With with your friends and family

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that that the roots of this holiday were technically

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born in blood We need to be a better society

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love our friends family and neighbors think of

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others more than yourself Give a hand up to those

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struggling and just let people know you care

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we should be ashamed of some of our history.

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This is in that for sure. Right. A large portion

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of our history. A large portion of our history.

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This is not great. But what we can't go back

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and change history, but what we can do is from

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here on out just learn from it and be better.

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Right. And truly give thanks. Not that it's this

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pretend holiday that was created. In the fashion

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it was created. But just giving thanks to your

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friends and your family and watch football and

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eat food. That's it. Yeah. That's it. That's

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all you gotta do. And don't go shopping. God

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damn it. Don't go shopping on Thanksgiving. Do

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not encourage. Don't be one of those people.

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Yeah. Do not encourage these dog shit corporations.

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Oh, we gotta be open on Thanksgiving now. Start

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Black Friday earlier. No. Do not encourage that

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behavior. Stay home. One day where you're not

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consuming shit. Right. where you're not buying

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into, oh, all these Black Friday specials. They're

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not that special. No, they, at least these days,

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the prices get raised so they can do this big

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40 % off sale. No, no, that's not, they raise

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the price to drop the price to fool you. Do you

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know what Black Friday used to be about? When

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I was young, my mom and dad, they used to host

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Thanksgiving a lot. And so... Most times it was

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six, seven, eight of us. Sometimes maybe a dozen.

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Jesus, you know? Ladies and gentlemen, we've

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never had a murder on the podcast. But I'm not

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saying that's a deal breaker. Totally derailed

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your story, I'm sorry. Just derailed a family

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story. For this 6 -7 shit. You keep saying it

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though. It just slips out. That's what she said.

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Anyway, you know, we would have seven, eight,

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nine, ten people. Six, seven, Christ. Anyway,

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we would just, we'd have family over, small gathering,

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whatever. Every once in a while, I'd bring a

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friend. And of course, my parents are always

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like, what? And I'm just like, he's got nowhere

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to go. He's coming here. And that was it, because

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I was just like, that was my way of saying, this

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is what this shit is all about. You know, Matt

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is coming over. Tommy's coming over. Right. Whoever's

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coming over, they're not sitting home alone on

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Thanksgiving. And that's what it was all about.

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But on Black Friday, at least what it used to

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be when I was a kid, my sister, Chris, she worked

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at the local shopping mall. So on Thanksgiving

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night. She used to have to wrap up like by eight

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or nine o 'clock and get dressed and head out

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into work. She wasn't going there because they

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were open and they were selling things. All the

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stores were putting up their Christmas decorations.

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Right. So that's why people went in. So they'd

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go in like eight, nine, ten o 'clock till midnight

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one and then boom, they put up all their Christmas

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decorations. Then they'd open the morning, sometimes

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a little bit early, but not crazy, stupid early.

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And then all the stores were magically transformed

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into Christmas. That's when it would happen.

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And so that's the main reason people would go

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shopping, be like, oh, the store is going to

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look so cool and the tree will be up and this

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and that. But now the tree is up like day after

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Halloween and no one gives a shit anymore. They

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start playing like all these convenience stores

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and shitty department stores. Oh my God. Start

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playing Christmas music November 1st. It's like

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this is like this is like Guantanamo Bay torture

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of your employees. No doubt. They're listening

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to, you know, jumping around the Christmas tree

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for the 500th time this season. Yeah. Like that's

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my version of hell, to be completely honest.

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Sitting in a room watching the Green Bay Packers

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beat the Bears over and over while listening

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to Mariah Carey's ass. Oh, yeah. It's just like

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that is my hell. That's like if I go there, that's

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what it's going to be. Devastating. I'd be like,

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oh my god, can I die again, please? Maybe go

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somewhere. Is there a different room? Oh, yeah,

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just not good. But yeah. Yeah, so what's your

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take on the whole Thanksgiving thing? Well, you

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mentioned. I know we've talked. Yes. Like it's

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a favorite holiday, but in its current form.

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Right, right. And you mentioned the kind of the

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history of the Native Americans and their poor

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living conditions today. So I went a little deeper

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because it is the season of giving thanks and

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giving. in general, when you can. So I did a

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little research and I found a handful of charities

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and just things you can follow if you have the

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funds to do so. I know it's tough these days

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because, you know, the working class is fucking

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bullied every day. People aren't working and

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it's just underpaid. Yeah. It sucks. But if you

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can, there are several charities to help the

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what's left of the Native Americans in this country,

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you can look up the National Indigenous Women's

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Resource Center, Coalition to Stop Violence Against

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Native Women, and those are both tied to the

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fact that I think somewhere around like double

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the national standard is like how frequently

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violence against Native American women occurs,

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where like four in five Native American women

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will experience violence in their lifetime. And

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you can look up the NLTBP Facebook page, Native

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Lives Taken by Police, because that's violence

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against Native Americans from the police. I mean,

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you can look at how they were bullied around

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with the whole Keystone Pipeline thing. Right.

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So that's a good way to track that and find ways

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to support them. You can look up... Native American

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Aid is a donation program, American Indian Humanitarian

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Foundation. So there's a lot of good that you

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can do, Native American Rights Fund also. So

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if you can afford to give this season, definitely

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check them out. Definitely check them out and

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do your research, proper research, not scrolling

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around Facebook looking at memes, on the horrors

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and genocide that you know, the settlers and

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colonists did against the Native Americans. And

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make sure your children know, because fuck knows

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public schools aren't teaching the full story.

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Or the story at all. No, they really don't. They

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don't. The whitewashing of history in general

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is disturbing. It's really bad. At any rate,

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thanks for sharing those. And yeah, give if you

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can. And if you can't give money, as we said,

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it's tough for a lot of people. You can give

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awareness. Give your time. Give your time towards

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things. I know there's an organization locally

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called 500 Turkeys, and that's its original name.

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Although, like today, I think they provide up

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to 2 ,000. free Thanksgiving dinners. So you're

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talking the turkey, you're talking stuffing and

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potatoes and like all that and they're all put

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in boxes and they're all given to families in

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need. And there's a lot of people with the local

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organization and they take the time to box all

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these up and ship them out and do the whole thing.

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Like it's a process. There are definitely a hundred

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or more people in the community that kind of

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band together and get this thing cooking. Right.

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And I know that on Q101, which is a local Chicago

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radio station, they're doing fundraising for,

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I think it's a drive called God Bless the Gravy

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or something like that, and provides money and

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resources for the greater Chicagoland food banks.

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So that as well is a good way to help out. That's

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awesome. That's great. So, yeah, at any rate,

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happy Thanksgiving until you find folks have

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fantastic feasts. If you can, even if you can't,

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look, so much is put on us monetarily, right?

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And even if we don't have a huge family, right?

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We still make the big bird and we do this and

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we do that. You know, just get a turkey breast.

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Right. You know, or make yourself some turkey

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sandwiches or, you know, just have a nice meal.

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That's the whole point. Have a nice meal. You

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know, flip on the TV, there's football. Right.

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Football and food. You know, have family over,

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have friends over, all that kind of good stuff.

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And just enjoy yourself. I know back in the day

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we used to play football on Thanksgiving morning.

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Yeah. And it was like the highlight of the day.

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Obviously Friday was not highlight of any day

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because everybody was so damn sore from playing

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football. Right. But in that morning it was great.

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Yes. It was awesome. So, whatever you do over

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Thanksgiving weekend, I know a lot of people

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have a long weekend. Yeah. Have fun with it.

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Have fun and enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

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So, at any rate, let's take a quick break and

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we'll be back with Carpe Diem. I'm Mark. This

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is Aiden. And we're moving on to Carpe Diem.

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These DMs that you send us and we read them on

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the show, which is great. And if they're in the

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form of a question, we'll well, I mean, we can

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answer them. We've got the ability to answer

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them. Certainly. Now, whether we do it or not

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is dependent on no, I don't know. Like. If I

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had nothing in my left hand, but then all of

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a sudden my right hand is like, whoa, why is

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my right hand really heavy? There's wheat there.

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And there's a gold bar. Whoa. I'd be like, wow,

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that's so cool. Do you have a question for me?

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Do you have a question? Can I answer something

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for you? Right, right. That's all we're saying.

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Just throwing the idea. We're planting a seed.

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We're going to let that grow in your brain. That's

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right. If you're trying to figure out, oh, man,

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how do I get on Carpe Diem? It's an idea. It's

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just an idea. That's all it is. And we figure,

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hey. It's how our government works. Exactly.

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Why can't we work the same way? If the Supreme

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Court can do it. Right. The Mark Mo Show can

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do it. That's right. So if you're if you the

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real question in your head is, hey, can I buy

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influence with the Mark Mo Show? The answer is

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yes. Resoundingly. Resoundingly, yes. Yeah. You

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absolutely can. you will and should you'll get

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to the front of the line yes yeah this is a pay

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to win platform that's right that's right and

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a lot of people in the 80s and 90s got in trouble

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with the pay to play yeah and not a problem here

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not a problem at all so anyway um i'll go through

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mine i've got four i think so i have at scotty

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pilgrim hi my guys turkey day is coming up y

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'all What is your favorite dish on the table,

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and what do you skip? Ooh, favorite dish on the

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table. That's a good question. I think you can

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never go wrong with the mashed potatoes and gravy.

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That's like a staple. That's a staple. I would

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say. Mashed potatoes and gravy. Ooh. With our

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Irish heritage, like, that can be a meal. Just

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give us a bowl full of potatoes. Oh yeah. Easily.

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Easily. The garlic cheese potatoes get real.

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I already told you I'm hungry, don't do this

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to me. Yeah, mashed potatoes and gravy for sure,

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that's always on the plate. Turkey, as long as

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it's cooked by someone I trust, that's gonna

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be on the plate. I would say what's a good skip?

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Green bean casserole every time. You're not a

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green bean guy. I'm not. I've come around to

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them like I've always liked the fresh ones, but

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the green bean casserole I always find There's

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enough parmesan and other shit in there that

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it's mostly just like savory and then like with

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a touch of mush So I'm like okay with it these

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days There are some like sides or dips like usually

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there's like buffalo chicken dip or something

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along those lines I usually skip that because

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most of the time it's just like this vitriolic

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pink sludge. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm sure it

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tastes fine. I can't do it. No. I'm not going

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to put myself through that. Or like on the dinner

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table, there's always like this. fruit salad

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whipped cream thing, and I'm like, oh, isn't

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that weird? I'm like, I don't want that on the

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same plate with all my savory shit. No, it's

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a weird flex on that one. Yeah. So I skip both

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of those. I'm not a fan. Like if it were like

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a several course meal and that was in like a

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course before the main entrees came out and was

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like maybe with some other like items, then it's

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different. But if you're putting that out there

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with like stuffing and potatoes. Right. It's

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like, yeah, I see. I kind of feel the same way

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about cranberry, too. because most people will

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not take cranberries and make their own. Aiden's

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aunt will do this. Like she gets she has very

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froufy style and like she creates this like own

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cranberry that she makes on her own or whatever.

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And I'm sure if you like cranberries, it's probably

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really great. But once again, it kind of offsets

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the savory a little bit. And quite frankly, I

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just don't like cranberries. So if the cranberries

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are on the table, not keep moving. Yeah. You

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know, the green big casserole is there. I will

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bury it. I will literally like put a towel or

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a paper towel to take this out back and get rid

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of this. Yeah. Hey, everybody's done with this,

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right? It's like a full tray fresh out of the

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oven. Oh, I can. You want this thrown away, right?

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Right. A recipe for green bean casserole. I almost

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said green bay casserole. Might as well cook

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them. They're cooked anyway. So. They should

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rename it Green Bay Casserole. They really should.

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Oh, what is this? Oh, it's shit. It's disgusting.

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Yeah. They take it out of the oven. Next instruction,

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deposit. Throw away? Does that say deposit in

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the toilet? Find nearest garbage disposal. Oh,

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OK. Place Green Bay Casserole into said disposal.

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Yeah, F that stuff. I don't like that. Yeah.

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At all. You did mention stuffing though, and

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stuffing is on that plate. I'm good on stuffing.

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I like stuffing. I love it. Once again, if people

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start getting crazy with their stuffing, and

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they're putting fruit and shit in it, I get angry.

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I'm like, that's not what I want. No. I want

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like a good... Sage sausage or sausage. Well,

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you can put sausage on there sure And sometimes

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it does have sausage in it. But anyway, yeah

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put it like a sage Stuffing, you know the the

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celery's yeah other veggies and the bread and

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I like all that shit is just good It's fantastic.

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Yeah, no doubt and by the way, let's let's talk

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about this. Shall we? Uh oh. No, this is a serious

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conversation. I think they should probably have

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a primetime form on this. I want to know if you

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don't put it in the bird when the bird cooks,

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is it called stuffing? Or do you have to call

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it dressing if it's not in the bird? Oh, sure.

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Inquiring minds want to know. Yeah, that's along

00:23:48.309 --> 00:23:51.809
the same vein as is a hot dog a sandwich. It's

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that same type of question where it's divisive.

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You know, because it's like dish name versus

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dish classification. Right? I would say that

00:24:04.809 --> 00:24:06.950
the dish is called stuffing. At least that's

00:24:06.950 --> 00:24:08.730
how I've always heard it called. Sure. But I

00:24:08.730 --> 00:24:12.769
would agree with you. It's not... You didn't

00:24:12.769 --> 00:24:15.500
stuff the bird with it, right? Right. So then

00:24:15.500 --> 00:24:18.019
it's dish classification is no longer stuffing.

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But the dish itself, like the contents of the

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of the recipe is the same. One is put in addition

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to the oven. The other one is stuck in the bird.

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Stuffed. Stuffed. So then when the bird comes

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out and you're carving it, you pull the stuffing

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out of the bird. Well, I guess you would also

00:24:34.740 --> 00:24:37.599
be stuffing it in the pan to put it in the oven.

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Sure. Which would still make it stuffing. But

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instead of the bird, it was stuffed into a pan.

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It really depends on your on your definition

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of the word stuff. It's very gray. Yeah, it's

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very gray very gray I have heard it called like

00:24:51.759 --> 00:24:54.359
dressing before mm -hmm, but I don't like that

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classification either because I think of dressing

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as a sauce of some kind Okay, right to assist

00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:05.839
a different food item. Yeah, you know so I it's

00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:07.799
always stuffing to me, but I definitely see where

00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:11.369
you're coming from yeah, and I once again there's

00:25:11.369 --> 00:25:15.029
another food like potatoes is up there like money's

00:25:15.029 --> 00:25:20.069
tight stovetop sage stuffing is like a buck 50

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a box or something like it's cost nothing yeah

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very and it's super easy to make on a saute pan

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oh yeah and you probably have one or two meals

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out of it and if you do have some sausage or

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ground beef you can check that in there you got

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a meal man get your protein in there hell yeah

00:25:35.009 --> 00:25:37.890
yeah and you can do that year -round Yes. You

00:25:37.890 --> 00:25:40.869
can make that cheat meal any time of the year.

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Yes, you can. Absolutely. I am interested, though,

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any chefs or culinary experts out there, your

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way in on the classification of this dish. Yeah,

00:25:53.650 --> 00:25:56.769
stuffing slash dressing. Yeah. It's always stuffing

00:25:56.769 --> 00:25:58.789
to me. It's always stuffing to me, too. Yeah.

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All right. At Johnny on the Spot. How the hell

00:26:02.170 --> 00:26:04.309
is that guy in the White House still in the White

00:26:04.309 --> 00:26:09.910
House shit dog? I used to be a Republican These

00:26:09.910 --> 00:26:15.329
guys be straight -up gangsters. Oh wow It's a

00:26:15.329 --> 00:26:18.910
it's an acute observation there Jonathan Yeah,

00:26:18.910 --> 00:26:23.029
I don't know I always figured you know considering

00:26:23.029 --> 00:26:28.710
he's a you know pedophile check and fraudster

00:26:28.710 --> 00:26:34.299
Jack scam artist Jack Adulterer. Check. Felon.

00:26:34.559 --> 00:26:37.799
Felon. Check. Check. I always figured that would

00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:40.180
somehow disqualify. Like that'd be enough. Yeah,

00:26:40.539 --> 00:26:43.839
like that would be enough. And now that the files

00:26:43.839 --> 00:26:46.839
are coming out in air quotes, they're like coming

00:26:46.839 --> 00:26:48.940
out, but they're still kind of being leaked because

00:26:48.940 --> 00:26:51.160
they're always trying to stop them from actually

00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:56.539
coming out. Right. Yeah, and now a lot of the,

00:26:56.579 --> 00:26:58.779
or at least a... a percentage of the righties

00:26:58.779 --> 00:27:01.099
are kind of changing their mind on the whole

00:27:01.099 --> 00:27:04.339
Donald Trump cult thing going on. Yeah, maybe

00:27:04.339 --> 00:27:06.240
it's not such a great thing. Right. But it's

00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:09.720
like, how is this the straw that breaks the camel's

00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:11.599
back? There were a hundred other things that

00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:13.940
should have done that before for you. Yeah. How

00:27:13.940 --> 00:27:17.619
is ice running around major cities, beating up

00:27:17.619 --> 00:27:21.799
people, putting naturalized citizens in the backs

00:27:21.799 --> 00:27:25.019
of their cars? Right, abducting citizens. Yeah,

00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:28.980
that's a problem. Yeah. But not enough to kick

00:27:28.980 --> 00:27:31.579
him out. I guess so yeah Johnny in the spot I

00:27:31.579 --> 00:27:33.380
don't know what the hell is going on now, but

00:27:33.380 --> 00:27:36.039
we're keeping our eye on it But I mean this guy

00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:39.119
makes Nixon look like a Boy Scout right? Which

00:27:39.119 --> 00:27:41.599
says a lot so I don't I don't know what the hell

00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:45.099
they're doing I just you know if Watergate were

00:27:45.099 --> 00:27:46.980
to happen today. It wouldn't even be reported

00:27:46.980 --> 00:27:48.559
I don't even know if it'd make the news wouldn't

00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:54.359
even be reported on At Wet Willy 333 oh wow you

00:27:54.359 --> 00:27:58.079
have to pick one Live in a great house in the

00:27:58.079 --> 00:28:01.960
most perfect location But you have a shitty job

00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:04.579
making 15 bucks an hour the rest of your life.

00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:08.819
Oh or Live in a very boring depressing part of

00:28:08.819 --> 00:28:11.539
the world in a meager dwelling But you have a

00:28:11.539 --> 00:28:15.240
dream job making 50 bucks an hour. That's a good

00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:17.980
question. I mean You gotta break our brains like

00:28:17.980 --> 00:28:21.500
that wet Willie. Yeah Because it then begs the

00:28:21.500 --> 00:28:25.490
question If you're making that $50 an hour doing

00:28:25.490 --> 00:28:31.329
your dream job, are you to be stuck in said depressed

00:28:31.329 --> 00:28:34.230
Dwelling the assumption if that's the assumption

00:28:34.230 --> 00:28:36.490
then it's like what am I making all the money

00:28:36.490 --> 00:28:40.809
for like am I gonna buy a supercar or Doesn't

00:28:40.809 --> 00:28:43.089
say anything about vehicle. Yeah, but if you're

00:28:43.089 --> 00:28:45.470
in a boring depressed part of the world that

00:28:45.470 --> 00:28:48.049
car might not last in your driveway right right

00:28:48.049 --> 00:28:52.690
I Yeah, cuz if if the house the You know great

00:28:52.690 --> 00:28:55.150
grand house in a perfect location if that's already

00:28:55.150 --> 00:28:58.549
paid for if i'm living there for free I think

00:28:58.549 --> 00:29:01.410
the 15 bucks an hour probably would cover most

00:29:01.410 --> 00:29:04.089
of my other expenses If you've got everything

00:29:04.089 --> 00:29:07.089
else, that's a good point. Yeah, because I mean

00:29:07.089 --> 00:29:10.049
the cost of living is so fucking high Yeah, oh,

00:29:10.069 --> 00:29:12.529
yeah that I mean if you essentially take what

00:29:12.529 --> 00:29:15.069
is the average american pay? 40 50 percent of

00:29:15.069 --> 00:29:17.509
their paycheck towards rent or mortgage these

00:29:17.509 --> 00:29:21.680
days. Yep If it should technically be Should

00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:25.099
be about a third, right? It's 25 to 33 percent.

00:29:25.099 --> 00:29:27.660
Yeah. Is where rent slash mortgage should fall.

00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:29.039
And we're almost double that. And for most people,

00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:31.200
yeah, for most people it's over 40 percent. Yeah.

00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:37.039
Some 50. So if you take away that cost, your

00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:41.140
equivalent wage of 15 bucks an hour could have

00:29:41.140 --> 00:29:43.460
the purchasing power of 30 bucks an hour because

00:29:43.460 --> 00:29:46.400
there's something huge you're not paying for.

00:29:46.660 --> 00:29:49.480
Correct. So I kind of like the nice house but

00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:53.299
stuck making 15. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I,

00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:55.799
you know? But I gotta say, if you're working

00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:58.400
a shitty job, I didn't weigh that in. Oh no.

00:29:58.619 --> 00:30:01.420
But it's a shitty job. So I would hate, hate,

00:30:01.420 --> 00:30:04.319
hate shitty jobs. What if you're cleaning toilets?

00:30:04.460 --> 00:30:09.920
Or you're, like, it's just a bad job. Bad people.

00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:11.740
Bad boss. All of it. I immediately change my

00:30:11.740 --> 00:30:14.420
mind. Fuck that. I will live in the shitty little

00:30:14.420 --> 00:30:17.400
house. And be happy. And be happy. Because the

00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:20.829
2 ,000 hours a year I'll be working and getting

00:30:20.829 --> 00:30:23.369
paid well for it, if I'm loving every bit of

00:30:23.369 --> 00:30:26.329
that, that's at least a good 2 ,000 hours of

00:30:26.329 --> 00:30:30.089
my time. Yep. You know? So yeah, I changed my

00:30:30.089 --> 00:30:32.170
mind. That immediately changed my mind. Yep.

00:30:32.349 --> 00:30:35.549
Same. Same. I'm with you. All right. The last

00:30:35.549 --> 00:30:39.049
one I've got is at stonerstanley420. Oh, boy.

00:30:39.490 --> 00:30:43.809
Oh, no. Gozzle Gozzle, Momo and Alan. Gozzle.

00:30:44.549 --> 00:30:46.829
Maybe you're supposed to be gobble. I think you're

00:30:46.829 --> 00:30:50.920
right. Oh, no. Gozzle Gozzle. He still calls

00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:56.160
it Turkin. The Turkin is ready today, and I'll

00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:02.119
drink the gravy. Remember, it is about being

00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:06.460
an unthinking guy. An unthinking guy. Thanks

00:31:06.460 --> 00:31:12.900
guys. Keep joking and token. God bless your soul,

00:31:13.220 --> 00:31:17.359
Stanley. I'll keep the joking. You can keep the

00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:21.660
token. I'm not allowed to. Yep. But yeah, a -gozzle

00:31:21.660 --> 00:31:24.799
-gozzle to you, too. Enjoy the Turkin. Absolutely.

00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:29.460
Best of luck being an unthinking guy. An unthinking

00:31:29.460 --> 00:31:31.660
guy, yeah. Remember, it's all about being an

00:31:31.660 --> 00:31:35.140
unthinking guy. An unthinking guy. Oh, man. Well,

00:31:35.259 --> 00:31:38.180
that's it for my Carpe Diem. Aidan, what do you

00:31:38.180 --> 00:31:43.559
got? I got one here from DCFan389. Ooh. Which

00:31:43.559 --> 00:31:46.559
of Superman's powers would you choose to have?

00:31:46.730 --> 00:31:49.950
If you could only have one. Which of Superman's

00:31:49.950 --> 00:31:54.470
powers? So I could either fly super fast. That's,

00:31:54.470 --> 00:31:56.950
yeah, that's good. That's got utility to it.

00:31:57.349 --> 00:32:00.509
Never having to go through TSA or buy shitty

00:32:00.509 --> 00:32:02.250
tickets from a shitty airline again. I'm gonna

00:32:02.250 --> 00:32:04.609
fly to Seattle and see my sister. Two minutes

00:32:04.609 --> 00:32:08.970
later, you're there. The laser eyes? I could,

00:32:09.109 --> 00:32:10.910
you know, that's just actual superhero stuff.

00:32:11.670 --> 00:32:13.750
Like, invulnerability would be kind of nice.

00:32:14.299 --> 00:32:16.700
But I also don't face death often, so I don't

00:32:16.700 --> 00:32:20.079
know how I would utilize it. Yeah Super strength

00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:22.039
is kind of fun. I would never have to like hire

00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:25.220
movers You know obviously I can just move stuff.

00:32:25.500 --> 00:32:28.200
Yeah, I I gotta go with flight though I don't

00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:30.680
think ice breath is gonna do anything for me.

00:32:31.019 --> 00:32:34.180
No that won't do anything I gotta go can't he

00:32:34.180 --> 00:32:36.299
see through shit, too. He got the x -ray vision.

00:32:36.680 --> 00:32:40.420
Yeah see through walls Or I guess the earth if

00:32:40.420 --> 00:32:44.349
he wanted to maybe Yep, the super hearing. Yeah,

00:32:44.750 --> 00:32:46.990
cuz remember when he's like becoming Superman.

00:32:46.990 --> 00:32:50.390
He's Clark Kent and Smallville and like People

00:32:50.390 --> 00:32:52.289
are like asking for help and stuff like he was

00:32:52.289 --> 00:32:54.329
hearing oh, yeah, yeah, yeah freaking them out.

00:32:54.509 --> 00:32:58.250
Yep Yeah, maybe flying. Yeah, I gotta go with

00:32:58.250 --> 00:33:00.970
the flying for sure. Yep. I kind of dig that

00:33:01.069 --> 00:33:03.210
Although being bulletproof would be cool that

00:33:03.210 --> 00:33:05.349
would be not that it's very practical But you

00:33:05.349 --> 00:33:07.950
just walk into a bank being robbed like take

00:33:07.950 --> 00:33:10.730
the money from the robbers. I'll be taking this

00:33:10.730 --> 00:33:25.029
All right, I got a DM here yeah from LARP er

00:33:25.029 --> 00:33:29.670
lad Oh, you're dropped in the past as a spectator

00:33:29.759 --> 00:33:32.539
of medieval Europe, where are you most excited

00:33:32.539 --> 00:33:39.279
to visit? That is an excellent question. I would

00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:46.359
love to see like southern Scandinavia, you know,

00:33:46.859 --> 00:33:49.480
like pre -industrial revolution. Sure. Just like

00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:53.279
the beauty of the earth before human beings and

00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:56.759
capitalists tainted it. And of course, Ireland

00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:00.000
for the same purpose of just like The nature

00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:02.779
is all still there. Hang out with some druids,

00:34:02.980 --> 00:34:05.700
man. Oh, yeah. Get crazy. Oh my god, could you

00:34:05.700 --> 00:34:08.679
imagine going to a pub in like the medieval era?

00:34:09.300 --> 00:34:14.579
I'll have your finest swill, boy. Make it snappy.

00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:17.519
Yeah, quite. Quite indeed. Why the fuck is he

00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:19.559
talking like that? I don't know. What the hell's

00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:23.800
wrong with that guy? Hmm, you see? Hey, you know

00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:25.840
what I'd really like to know is why he just said

00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:28.820
that that drink slayed. What does this? Just

00:34:28.820 --> 00:34:32.099
doesn't look like a slay to me Yeah, that would

00:34:32.099 --> 00:34:33.880
that would yeah, I don't know how that would

00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:36.219
be. Yeah, I think I would probably want to check

00:34:36.219 --> 00:34:43.659
out like Versailles and just all of The grandiosity

00:34:43.659 --> 00:34:47.579
that's not a word. It's very cool The grandiosity

00:34:47.579 --> 00:34:51.179
that was France during the Middle Ages sure Yeah.

00:34:51.460 --> 00:34:54.400
And just see some of that. I think that would

00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:58.940
be amazing. And also, also Italy, too, because,

00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:01.000
you know, you're talking post -Roman Empire,

00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:05.360
but there's still a lot of what was created then.

00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:08.559
Sure. That's still there. Yeah. And in better

00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:11.760
condition, obviously, than it is today, you know,

00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:14.409
so. What was the Coliseum like then? What was,

00:35:14.409 --> 00:35:16.929
you know, like all these various things? I would

00:35:16.929 --> 00:35:19.210
want to know. Yeah. You know, I would want to

00:35:19.210 --> 00:35:21.690
know. And maybe there were still some aqueducts

00:35:21.690 --> 00:35:23.110
and maybe they were like, you know, it would

00:35:23.110 --> 00:35:25.530
just be cool to see. That would be fascinating.

00:35:25.789 --> 00:35:29.710
Yeah. I'd love to see what boat travel was like.

00:35:29.769 --> 00:35:32.349
Like just sit on a boat with the sailors, you

00:35:32.349 --> 00:35:34.969
know. I'd love to introduce them to oranges.

00:35:35.710 --> 00:35:38.360
You'll be the man that prevents scurvy. That

00:35:38.360 --> 00:35:39.980
would be insane, yeah. I think you guys just

00:35:39.980 --> 00:35:42.739
need some vitamin C. Yeah. You ever hear of ascorbic

00:35:42.739 --> 00:35:49.179
acid? He's speaking witchcraft. That'd be kind

00:35:49.179 --> 00:35:51.340
of fun. That would be fun. That would be good.

00:35:51.500 --> 00:35:54.920
Got a DM here from our boy KrippieGru. Kripp.

00:35:55.159 --> 00:35:59.420
What's a fairly normal thing that you just can't

00:35:59.420 --> 00:36:03.139
stand? Fairly normal thing that you just can't

00:36:03.139 --> 00:36:09.420
stand. That's interesting. Feel like the first

00:36:09.420 --> 00:36:15.739
one that comes to my mind is Like whether I'm

00:36:15.739 --> 00:36:18.579
like doing customer service, which is like a

00:36:18.579 --> 00:36:22.980
portion of my job Or like being a customer somewhere.

00:36:22.980 --> 00:36:28.360
Yeah having like an employee or a peer or something

00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:32.699
like use like Terms of endearment like honey

00:36:32.699 --> 00:36:36.559
or darling with me and I'm like I Understand

00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:39.159
you're just being polite. Maybe that's just your

00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:44.760
your your dialect vernacular. I Hate that. Yeah,

00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.400
don't walk up to me and be like, oh honey the

00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:52.460
blood like no No, no Well, you could double down

00:36:52.460 --> 00:36:56.980
With either a far more offensive term or one

00:36:56.980 --> 00:36:59.519
that just doesn't make any sense, right? You

00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:01.579
know be like, hey, what can I get you honey?

00:37:01.579 --> 00:37:05.039
I'm like, hey twinkle toast You know, and just

00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:06.860
throw something out there and be like, oh, do

00:37:06.860 --> 00:37:08.139
you call me Twinkle Toes? Do you call me honey?

00:37:08.219 --> 00:37:11.079
Yeah, right. Just really serve that ball right

00:37:11.079 --> 00:37:13.159
back to them. Just serve it back. That's great.

00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:17.119
I'll have to keep that in mind. And if you drop

00:37:17.119 --> 00:37:20.559
it and they pick it up like a champ. Oh, yeah.

00:37:20.639 --> 00:37:23.219
Then you can call me anything you want. You earn

00:37:23.219 --> 00:37:25.300
my respect at that point. I crack out Twinkle

00:37:25.300 --> 00:37:28.699
Toes. They call me baby girl. Yeah. Whoa. Hey,

00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:32.869
sweet cheeks, chill out. Yeah, I just, you know,

00:37:33.170 --> 00:37:36.969
just roll with it. I like that. I'll have to

00:37:36.969 --> 00:37:39.230
employ that at some point. God, I can't think

00:37:39.230 --> 00:37:42.329
of a single thing except people. People in general.

00:37:42.949 --> 00:37:45.309
Yeah. It's a fairly normal thing and you can't

00:37:45.309 --> 00:37:46.170
stand it. People in general, which is an odd

00:37:46.170 --> 00:37:48.309
thing for me because I'm probably more of an

00:37:48.309 --> 00:37:51.090
extrovert and people know me. You're a charismatic

00:37:51.090 --> 00:37:54.789
guy. I'm pretty charismatic, right? But in the

00:37:54.789 --> 00:37:58.400
same sense, it's kind of weird. Because like

00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:00.239
extroverts or extroverts introverts or introverts,

00:38:00.260 --> 00:38:01.659
but there's a whole bunch of us that are kind

00:38:01.659 --> 00:38:04.920
of ride that middle Which I guess is called ambivert

00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:07.780
and it's like look we can be out there and we

00:38:07.780 --> 00:38:11.639
can like Be the guy or the girl like in that

00:38:11.639 --> 00:38:14.679
scene in that party in that room And we're just

00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:18.570
on but when we're not on We just like, we just

00:38:18.570 --> 00:38:20.869
have to shut down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We really

00:38:20.869 --> 00:38:23.750
do. I feel that. So definitely like ambivert,

00:38:23.789 --> 00:38:26.469
but you know, when you're not feeling it, people's

00:38:26.469 --> 00:38:28.670
the last thing you want. Yeah. Oh, I agree. To

00:38:28.670 --> 00:38:31.590
deal with at that time. You know, it's just like,

00:38:31.590 --> 00:38:35.070
this is book time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is

00:38:35.070 --> 00:38:37.170
where I do my meditation on the couch for the

00:38:37.170 --> 00:38:40.010
next three hours. I do not want to be bothered

00:38:40.010 --> 00:38:42.829
by humans. It's the recharge station. It is definitely

00:38:42.829 --> 00:38:45.059
the recharge station. I'd say the last thing

00:38:45.059 --> 00:38:47.920
that comes to mind on that front is the 10 to

00:38:47.920 --> 00:38:50.340
20 percent because driving I drive for a living

00:38:50.340 --> 00:38:55.719
right CDLA Plus I deliver product 10 to 20 percent

00:38:55.719 --> 00:39:00.059
of drivers never use a turn signal. Hmm Not only

00:39:00.059 --> 00:39:02.019
is it the law, but it's just the right thing

00:39:02.019 --> 00:39:04.400
to do Yeah, even if you think no one's around

00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:06.480
you on the road just get in the habit of using

00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:09.449
a turn signal Yeah, why not? Because if you get

00:39:09.449 --> 00:39:11.289
in a crash and you didn't use a turn signal,

00:39:11.730 --> 00:39:14.550
guess who's at fault, big man? Uh -oh. Uh -oh.

00:39:15.309 --> 00:39:18.730
So yeah, that ticks me off. I guess it should.

00:39:19.050 --> 00:39:22.250
Yeah. Oh yeah. Final DM I received here is from

00:39:22.250 --> 00:39:25.989
Pulky Gumbo. Oh. First time I've ever heard of

00:39:25.989 --> 00:39:30.090
Pulky Gumbo. Rats are mammals, right? Can you

00:39:30.090 --> 00:39:36.789
milk a rat? What does rat milk taste like? Funky

00:39:36.789 --> 00:39:40.369
gumbo. What the shit dog? I think he's been hanging

00:39:40.369 --> 00:39:42.150
out with stoners down hanging out with the Stan

00:39:42.150 --> 00:39:46.570
I think I Think rats are mammals the rodents,

00:39:46.570 --> 00:39:49.769
but rodents are mammals they give live birth

00:39:49.769 --> 00:39:53.949
Yeah, which means they would have milk right

00:39:53.949 --> 00:39:57.989
which means that you could could you milk a rat?

00:39:58.929 --> 00:40:02.480
What would rat milk taste like? Now I'm kind

00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:04.280
of curious. Well, then there's that one scene

00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:06.340
in The Fockers with Ben Stiller and Robert De

00:40:06.340 --> 00:40:10.579
Niro, too, where he's like talking about, like,

00:40:10.980 --> 00:40:13.719
milking a cat. So he's talking about milking

00:40:13.719 --> 00:40:17.559
a cat. Robert De Niro's like, hey, I got nipples.

00:40:17.619 --> 00:40:22.119
Can you milk me? Men can lactate, by the way.

00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:25.639
That's what I've heard. Yeah. I wouldn't want

00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:29.090
to find out, but I've heard it's true. And if

00:40:29.090 --> 00:40:32.670
you can milk a rat, okay, here, if it was pasteurized

00:40:32.670 --> 00:40:35.969
and homogenized, would you try rat milk? No.

00:40:36.510 --> 00:40:39.170
I think I might. Would you really? Because if

00:40:39.170 --> 00:40:41.929
it's safe for human consumption, right? Yeah.

00:40:42.130 --> 00:40:44.289
If it's pasteurized, homogenized, whatever else.

00:40:45.849 --> 00:40:49.250
Just to say I have had it. Yeah. It's like, oh,

00:40:49.250 --> 00:40:50.989
I wonder what rat milk tastes like. Well, let

00:40:50.989 --> 00:40:54.730
me tell you. You know? Rat milk. God. I think

00:40:54.730 --> 00:40:58.889
I'd give it a try. Would you? Maybe yeah, maybe

00:40:58.889 --> 00:41:03.150
given the choice. I think I might What's the

00:41:03.150 --> 00:41:04.969
other choice is what I'm saying the other choice

00:41:04.969 --> 00:41:10.809
is not drinking rat milk, right? Pleasant person

00:41:10.809 --> 00:41:12.550
gave us that would you like some would you like

00:41:12.550 --> 00:41:21.719
some rat milk honey? Oh surely twinkle toes Fantastic.

00:41:22.099 --> 00:41:24.980
Says that you're the last one for the DMs. By

00:41:24.980 --> 00:41:28.360
all means, send your DMs our way. You can do

00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:30.440
it here on the YouTubes or any of the podcast

00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:33.659
platforms, all of our socials. You can find Aidan

00:41:33.659 --> 00:41:37.800
Maloney, Mark Maloney, Maloney Media. All of

00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:41.000
our shows have various pages and whatnot. So

00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:44.800
find us, send us a message, and we're happy to

00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:50.550
post your DM, and maybe, perhaps. answer your

00:41:50.550 --> 00:41:52.250
question. Yes, quite. We've talked about that.

00:41:52.349 --> 00:41:55.269
Yeah, we covered that. We covered that. It's

00:41:55.269 --> 00:41:57.449
now the time in the show where we talk about

00:41:57.449 --> 00:42:00.469
the other foods. Nah, it's not a burger. Nah,

00:42:00.510 --> 00:42:03.889
it's not a hot dog. It's stuff from around the

00:42:03.889 --> 00:42:07.909
world that would probably smell worse than your

00:42:07.909 --> 00:42:12.630
garbage and tastes like rat milk. Yeah. Yeah,

00:42:12.630 --> 00:42:14.489
it could taste like rat milk. Yeah, for sure.

00:42:14.570 --> 00:42:16.070
So I'm very interested to see what Aidan's got

00:42:16.070 --> 00:42:18.929
for us today. I wish rat milk was my other food.

00:42:19.250 --> 00:42:22.250
But no, I did not research into other mammals'

00:42:22.429 --> 00:42:25.610
milks today. I got a topical one. I found this

00:42:25.610 --> 00:42:29.389
article on Reddit of people discussing the worst

00:42:29.389 --> 00:42:34.690
Thanksgiving dish that their family or they've

00:42:34.690 --> 00:42:41.010
heard makes. The question was asked by user AtWorkKit.

00:42:41.400 --> 00:42:44.019
asking what the worst Thanksgiving dish is, saying

00:42:44.019 --> 00:42:47.739
their family loves the depression -era jello

00:42:47.739 --> 00:42:52.460
salads and potato salads that they say are just

00:42:52.460 --> 00:42:55.119
mayonnaise, potatoes, and whole black olives.

00:42:55.960 --> 00:43:00.619
That's the potato salad. Mm, okay. Yeah, no seasoning,

00:43:01.139 --> 00:43:05.119
just potatoes, mayo, and olives. Top comment

00:43:05.119 --> 00:43:09.239
from RR Cooks. My grandma always makes this lime

00:43:09.239 --> 00:43:12.320
jello salad with pineapple shredded carrots and

00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:17.980
mayonnaise on top. Nope. What is it with jello

00:43:17.980 --> 00:43:20.920
and old people doing weird shit with it? I don't

00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:28.239
know. Why? Holy shit. Someone who has since deleted

00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:30.739
their account says their grandfather always likes

00:43:30.739 --> 00:43:33.300
making the same coffee cake, but he doesn't know

00:43:33.300 --> 00:43:35.820
how to do it and it comes out of the oven already

00:43:35.820 --> 00:43:41.469
stale. Ah! That's a skill. That is a skill. Someone

00:43:41.469 --> 00:43:45.510
by the name of Christopher Zero U .S. says, uh,

00:43:45.510 --> 00:43:47.730
my mom is terrified of undercooked proteins and

00:43:47.730 --> 00:43:50.349
getting ill, so she'll use the pop -up thermometers

00:43:50.349 --> 00:43:53.789
in the bird that say they're done at 180, which

00:43:53.789 --> 00:43:55.849
is well past done, if you know anything about

00:43:55.849 --> 00:43:58.329
cooking the bird, and then she'll leave it in

00:43:58.329 --> 00:44:02.989
for another half an hour just to be safe. No

00:44:02.989 --> 00:44:04.889
way. And she would compensate for the dryness

00:44:04.889 --> 00:44:07.710
by making half of a gallon of gravy every year.

00:44:07.710 --> 00:44:13.909
Oh no. Oh no. This person, Renee Nevermore says,

00:44:14.409 --> 00:44:17.309
my husband's grandmother puts chopped hard -boiled

00:44:17.309 --> 00:44:22.289
eggs into the gravy boat. Destroying the gravy

00:44:22.289 --> 00:44:25.130
with hard -boiled eggs. Oh God, why? Yeah, why

00:44:25.130 --> 00:44:30.349
would you do that? That's nasty, dude. The final

00:44:30.349 --> 00:44:33.849
comment I've got on here from a person named

00:44:33.849 --> 00:44:39.010
Treacherous Dev says, green jello, add olives,

00:44:39.210 --> 00:44:43.150
ricotta, pepperoni, yellow bell peppers, trapped

00:44:43.150 --> 00:44:46.110
in a meat pie. Now you show up at my house at

00:44:46.110 --> 00:44:48.170
that, you're getting punched, and then you're

00:44:48.170 --> 00:44:50.369
not invited to dinner any longer. Yeah, no, that's

00:44:50.369 --> 00:44:52.650
bad. Don't do that. Foul. That's disgusting.

00:44:52.829 --> 00:44:55.630
Foul. Thanksgiving can be so simple, people.

00:44:56.409 --> 00:44:59.050
Don't take that advice. Don't do what those people

00:44:59.050 --> 00:45:03.929
did. I agree. Yeah. So that's the the worst Thanksgiving

00:45:03.929 --> 00:45:08.010
dishes I could find on that forum. Well, thank

00:45:08.010 --> 00:45:11.130
you for sharing that. Oh, you're welcome. My

00:45:11.130 --> 00:45:14.329
pleasure. Things to avoid on Thanksgiving Day.

00:45:14.449 --> 00:45:16.969
We appreciate that. Don't put eggs in your gravy.

00:45:17.130 --> 00:45:22.909
Don't do that. Good God. So before I move on

00:45:22.909 --> 00:45:25.800
to the frozen guy review. I've got a frozen meal

00:45:25.800 --> 00:45:31.400
that I that I have for this week. I decided to

00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:36.440
pull something up on ye old phone. OK. Rat milk

00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:41.179
is high fat, low carbohydrate milk with concentrated

00:45:41.179 --> 00:45:44.960
solids, making it nutritionally rich and different

00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:48.260
from human or cow's milk. It is used in scientific

00:45:48.260 --> 00:45:50.920
research for studying animal development, the

00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:55.440
effects of medications or the might. microbiome.

00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:58.760
While commercial use for human consumption are

00:45:58.760 --> 00:46:03.539
not standard, rat milk substitutes are sometimes,

00:46:03.539 --> 00:46:07.800
here we go, are sometimes used to feed rat pups

00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:11.300
for research. That's awesome. It's a nutrient

00:46:11.300 --> 00:46:16.039
dense macronutrient profile is high fat. Fat

00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:18.440
content the fat content can be around fourteen

00:46:18.440 --> 00:46:22.500
point eight percent or higher. Oh my god Protein

00:46:22.500 --> 00:46:24.980
and carbohydrate protein content is about eleven

00:46:24.980 --> 00:46:27.500
point eight percent while carbohydrates around

00:46:27.500 --> 00:46:31.860
two point eight vitamins and minerals it consists

00:46:31.860 --> 00:46:34.940
Contains necessary vitamins and minerals through

00:46:34.940 --> 00:46:38.159
levels particularly of certain trace elements

00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:43.039
like iron and copper That's awesome immune no

00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:48.159
globulins It is rich in immunoglobulins, IgG

00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:52.239
predominance, unlike human milk, where the IgA

00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:55.860
is most abundant, which are transferred from

00:46:55.860 --> 00:46:59.780
mother to pup to boost the immune system. That's

00:46:59.780 --> 00:47:02.900
so cool. I know there are some bodybuilders ears

00:47:02.900 --> 00:47:05.719
who perked up hearing those macros you just mentioned.

00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:09.519
Yes, sir. Oh, man, high fat and high protein.

00:47:10.139 --> 00:47:12.380
Let's go lifting, boys. Let's go lifting. Bring

00:47:12.380 --> 00:47:17.760
the rat milk. And it is packaged in such a way

00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:21.880
that... In such a way! Wow, that's... Does it

00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:27.519
look like... Oh my god! Leche de rata! Rat milk.

00:47:27.780 --> 00:47:32.780
Ink ink farms. That's fucking awesome! We have

00:47:32.780 --> 00:47:35.420
to purchase that and try it. Oh no! We have to

00:47:35.420 --> 00:47:40.239
purchase and try that. The rat milk dream is

00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:44.400
still alive boys should should should we Purchase

00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.519
said rat milk and try it on the podcast. Let

00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:49.539
us know less now. Let us know if we should do

00:47:49.539 --> 00:47:52.320
that This is the most exciting news. I've gotten

00:47:52.320 --> 00:48:00.039
in years. That's so is that rat milk? Well, at

00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:02.079
any rate. Kunky Gumbo's day just got way better.

00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:06.599
Just got way better. So my Frozen Guy review,

00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:09.820
this will pale in comparison, I'm sure. Lean

00:48:09.820 --> 00:48:11.760
Cuisine, if you remember, I did a Lean Cuisine

00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:14.440
last week. Gave it a grade. Won't repeat the

00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:19.960
grade. What was it again? Aidan? Yeah. Just no.

00:48:20.619 --> 00:48:22.340
No. It was two weeks in a row it got a grade.

00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:25.909
Two weeks in a row it got that grade. uh lean

00:48:25.909 --> 00:48:30.690
cuisine cheese rigatoni now if you remember you

00:48:30.690 --> 00:48:33.090
had the cheese ravioli right last time yeah if

00:48:33.090 --> 00:48:37.829
you remember last time i said that the sauce

00:48:37.829 --> 00:48:41.730
was very liquidy almost soup like right right

00:48:41.730 --> 00:48:45.880
and so to make it better like i had uh I had

00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:48.460
like a three cheese blend in my fridge and I

00:48:48.460 --> 00:48:49.980
took a chunk and I put it in there through back

00:48:49.980 --> 00:48:52.880
of the microwave for like 20 seconds and it helped

00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:56.800
to thicken things up a little bit. Right. This

00:48:56.800 --> 00:48:59.440
was different. It was like a chunky tomato sauce.

00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:04.619
Oh, good. With rigatoni. It really the taste

00:49:04.619 --> 00:49:08.639
was very good. The noodles, I thought for the

00:49:08.639 --> 00:49:12.940
time on the box, the noodles cooked well and

00:49:12.940 --> 00:49:16.150
and I enjoyed it. I definitely enjoyed it and

00:49:16.150 --> 00:49:20.110
I gave it a grade of 7 .7. 7 .7, solid. Yeah.

00:49:20.329 --> 00:49:23.289
Did they include a protein besides the cheese

00:49:23.289 --> 00:49:26.230
you mentioned? Or was it just the pasta dish?

00:49:26.849 --> 00:49:30.570
Just the rigatoni noodles, the tomato sauce,

00:49:30.929 --> 00:49:33.269
which was straight up like marinara. Yeah, yeah,

00:49:33.269 --> 00:49:38.429
yeah. And cheese. How is it on the filling scale?

00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:44.940
For the portion size, I felt It was adequate.

00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:48.380
So like if you're really hungry You're probably

00:49:48.380 --> 00:49:50.039
gonna need something else a couple piece of bread

00:49:50.039 --> 00:49:54.099
or something But I don't know like if you're

00:49:54.099 --> 00:49:56.780
not super hungry, but it's like lunchtime and

00:49:56.780 --> 00:49:58.079
you're just grabbing something quick to hold

00:49:58.079 --> 00:50:00.079
you over It'll probably be fine. But if you're

00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:02.619
really hungry probably not enough. Yeah. Yeah,

00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:06.019
it gets a 7 -7 on 10 7 -7 the taste was really

00:50:06.019 --> 00:50:08.500
good. And yeah, the only other thing I would

00:50:08.500 --> 00:50:14.260
recommend is that Is that the portion size probably

00:50:14.260 --> 00:50:16.940
a little bit small. Sure. But like if you pick

00:50:16.940 --> 00:50:19.000
two of them up, you'd have a hearty dinner. Yeah.

00:50:19.320 --> 00:50:21.260
I think you would. The price point is decent

00:50:21.260 --> 00:50:23.780
on these? The price point was decent. It was

00:50:23.780 --> 00:50:27.739
fair. The lean cuisines are usually... depending

00:50:27.739 --> 00:50:29.800
on what part of the country you're in. Right.

00:50:30.019 --> 00:50:34.360
Anywhere between like 328 to 378. Oh, that's

00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:36.639
not bad. Somewhere in that ballpark. That's really

00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:40.559
not bad. No, that's fine. And like I said, if

00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:42.000
you're going to go out to McDonald's or you're

00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:43.280
going to go out to some other fast food place,

00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:45.860
you're going to spend 15 bucks now to get a meal.

00:50:46.139 --> 00:50:48.480
So if you can stay home and do a meal for under

00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:52.190
four. In this economy? In this economy? Yeah.

00:50:52.670 --> 00:50:55.409
Shit. Yeah, that's a no -brainer, my guy. That

00:50:55.409 --> 00:50:57.570
is excellent news. So Lean Cuisine, this is probably

00:50:57.570 --> 00:50:59.429
one of their better ones. Well, I've what? Done

00:50:59.429 --> 00:51:01.670
two Lean Cuisines. You've done three? Three?

00:51:01.889 --> 00:51:04.449
Yeah. I did do three. Yeah. Trying to remember

00:51:04.449 --> 00:51:06.630
what the other one was. You had the cheese ravioli.

00:51:06.650 --> 00:51:11.769
The rigatoni. Was it... It might have been...

00:51:11.769 --> 00:51:13.269
We'll have to look that up. Yeah. I think maybe

00:51:13.269 --> 00:51:15.230
it was the chicken and broccoli thing, maybe.

00:51:15.949 --> 00:51:17.489
Maybe. I don't know. We'll have to look that

00:51:17.489 --> 00:51:19.840
up. Yeah, I know this is the third lean cuisine

00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:22.039
though. I think this is might be the best grade

00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:24.500
of them all. Yes, because the back -to -back

00:51:24.500 --> 00:51:29.880
lean cuisines were We're not as high not as high

00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:35.840
about precisely one point lower about yeah All

00:51:35.840 --> 00:51:39.219
right, we're gonna come back we're gonna do you

00:51:39.219 --> 00:51:47.940
just made the list in just a second All right,

00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:50.460
we are back for our feature segment. You just

00:51:50.460 --> 00:51:54.360
made the list. That is our top 10 list, 10 through

00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:56.760
two, and then the big number one reveal. The

00:51:56.760 --> 00:51:59.159
list consists of, oh gosh, just about anything

00:51:59.159 --> 00:52:01.639
you can imagine. We've been doing these lists

00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:05.860
for years, and we've repeated a lot of them.

00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:09.139
And we stayed true. We stayed pretty true to

00:52:09.139 --> 00:52:14.909
the mission of this. The only other thing I guess

00:52:14.909 --> 00:52:18.550
worth mentioning are our official You just made

00:52:18.550 --> 00:52:20.889
the list rules a rule set. Yeah, that's right.

00:52:20.929 --> 00:52:25.369
So let me flip open the book page 28 Book two

00:52:25.369 --> 00:52:27.909
is a really big book. Oh, look at this number

00:52:27.909 --> 00:52:31.309
eight. No rules Oh, thank God. So we're gonna

00:52:31.309 --> 00:52:34.340
look like an entire read the paper in there Um,

00:52:34.679 --> 00:52:37.880
there is so we just save it in case we need any

00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:41.300
like yeah any amendments to that Exactly. Well,

00:52:41.300 --> 00:52:43.059
that's it. Exactly. Yeah, you know, you got to

00:52:43.059 --> 00:52:45.340
have those amendments that you can't change because

00:52:45.340 --> 00:52:49.480
they're called amendments anyway Americans yeah

00:52:49.480 --> 00:52:53.219
This particular you just made the list favorite

00:52:53.219 --> 00:52:56.920
holiday traditions Of any holiday any holiday.

00:52:56.920 --> 00:52:59.360
Yeah. Yeah, that's the rules. That's rules. That's

00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:02.309
what we're doing So Aiden, we'll run our ten

00:53:02.309 --> 00:53:04.570
through two. Ten through two. Save the big number

00:53:04.570 --> 00:53:06.829
one. You got it. What do you got, dude? Number

00:53:06.829 --> 00:53:10.869
ten on my list. Easter egg hunting. Oh, yeah.

00:53:10.969 --> 00:53:14.590
Yeah, fantastic times. Probably haven't participated

00:53:14.590 --> 00:53:18.449
in that in probably a decade plus. But I remember

00:53:18.449 --> 00:53:21.170
as a wee lad, that was always like a fantastic,

00:53:21.929 --> 00:53:25.460
fantastic way to kick off spring, really. Just

00:53:25.460 --> 00:53:27.460
like, because we never really celebrated Easter,

00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:29.679
but we always did the eggs and the candy inside

00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:32.940
and it's like this nice family day. That was

00:53:32.940 --> 00:53:35.139
always fantastic memories. That was always fantastic.

00:53:35.480 --> 00:53:38.639
And you know the thing about them too, it really

00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:42.940
gives parents the opportunity to be dicks. This

00:53:42.940 --> 00:53:47.949
is true. and get away with it. Where's this fucking

00:53:47.949 --> 00:53:50.550
last egg? You always get those eggs and there's

00:53:50.550 --> 00:53:53.250
some of them you put in super easy spots just

00:53:53.250 --> 00:53:56.130
to get the juices flowing. They're pumped up.

00:53:56.309 --> 00:53:57.730
They're finding their eggs. They're collecting.

00:53:58.010 --> 00:54:01.030
Each kid had a color egg. Say, oh, this one's

00:54:01.030 --> 00:54:03.650
mine, this one's mine, blah, blah. And then,

00:54:04.010 --> 00:54:07.510
yeah, well, you got one more. It's like under

00:54:07.510 --> 00:54:11.250
a frozen pizza in the freezer. I think one year

00:54:11.250 --> 00:54:14.250
we had Alex's out in a tree in the yard or some

00:54:14.250 --> 00:54:19.110
shit. We went hard. We went hard on it for sure.

00:54:19.550 --> 00:54:22.130
But it was fun. Yeah, it was fantastic. Number

00:54:22.130 --> 00:54:25.409
nine on my list is New Year's Eve drinks and

00:54:25.409 --> 00:54:29.150
reminiscing and future hopes and all that. It's

00:54:29.150 --> 00:54:32.139
kind of just a good time of year. to just like

00:54:32.139 --> 00:54:35.260
look back on well hey how did 2025 actually go

00:54:35.260 --> 00:54:40.280
and you know learn learn from mistakes and you

00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:43.099
know reminisce on happy memories however many

00:54:43.099 --> 00:54:46.739
there are i mean shit it's it's been not only

00:54:46.739 --> 00:54:48.460
a tough year for most people it's been a tough

00:54:48.460 --> 00:54:52.000
decade for most people so oh for sure but it

00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:54.199
is it is still a good time and you know to look

00:54:54.199 --> 00:54:57.780
forward on a a new year it's kind of it's one

00:54:57.780 --> 00:55:00.719
of those holidays that is purely Well, I guess

00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:03.219
all holidays are human -made but this one specifically

00:55:03.219 --> 00:55:07.019
is just like we like built the calendar New Year's

00:55:07.019 --> 00:55:09.099
Eve could be literally any day of the year. We

00:55:09.099 --> 00:55:13.400
just decided it was the 31st of December And

00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:16.059
also it's a fun thing to do in winter and there's

00:55:16.059 --> 00:55:18.639
usually not fun things to do in winter So that

00:55:18.639 --> 00:55:20.239
is for sure. How do you at least put that one

00:55:20.239 --> 00:55:24.159
on there? Yeah, I went to a party last year was

00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:26.679
held at a local dive bar that we have called

00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:29.949
Franklin house And you paid like a fee up front.

00:55:30.030 --> 00:55:32.250
I think it was like 75 bones or something. All

00:55:32.250 --> 00:55:34.070
you can drink, all you can eat, all night long.

00:55:34.750 --> 00:55:37.730
That's a steal. So it's a steal. And they had

00:55:37.730 --> 00:55:40.130
a limo to give you a ride home. I would have

00:55:40.130 --> 00:55:43.590
gotten fucking messy. Yeah. I'd have gotten a

00:55:43.590 --> 00:55:46.250
little messy, I think. Oh, yeah. You know, because

00:55:46.250 --> 00:55:49.170
I think I had my standard 10 beers or so. So

00:55:49.170 --> 00:55:50.570
you got to figure each one of those is three

00:55:50.570 --> 00:55:53.760
bucks. That's 30 right there. Plus a meal. Plus

00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:58.599
a meal, which I think I had two. So you're talking

00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:01.300
another 20. So yeah, it works out. Yeah. Once

00:56:01.300 --> 00:56:03.360
you're done with it. That's fantastic. Yeah,

00:56:03.559 --> 00:56:06.900
man. It was good. Number eight on my list, Black

00:56:06.900 --> 00:56:09.719
Friday Shopping with the Christmas music. Back

00:56:09.719 --> 00:56:12.099
when it used to be special. It used to be fun.

00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:16.300
We chatted about that last segment. And that's

00:56:16.300 --> 00:56:18.860
right when I was like a wee lad growing up into

00:56:18.860 --> 00:56:20.940
about teenage years is when that started falling

00:56:20.940 --> 00:56:24.239
apart, I think. of when Christmas started creeping

00:56:24.239 --> 00:56:28.179
earlier and earlier. Yeah. And then Black Friday

00:56:28.179 --> 00:56:31.719
just became not fun and of course the advent

00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:36.039
of Amazon getting popular and then like my siblings

00:56:36.039 --> 00:56:39.579
moving away so it's like everything has to be

00:56:39.579 --> 00:56:42.800
on Amazon or Etsy or personally shipped out there.

00:56:43.900 --> 00:56:48.280
So yeah, just more more so like memories. For

00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:50.260
sure. Of Black Friday being fun whereas nowadays

00:56:50.260 --> 00:56:53.130
it's just The Friday after Thanksgiving which

00:56:53.130 --> 00:56:55.349
of course I have to work. Oh, yeah. Well if you

00:56:55.349 --> 00:56:59.849
remember the one year I we got that client at

00:56:59.849 --> 00:57:03.929
work. I think was a James Hotel, maybe st. James

00:57:03.929 --> 00:57:06.809
Hotel something like that in Chicago on the north

00:57:06.809 --> 00:57:12.210
side and And I worked it out so that we could

00:57:12.210 --> 00:57:16.489
have a suite in the hotel and I had the free

00:57:16.489 --> 00:57:18.780
night at the suite. I could pick one ever And

00:57:18.780 --> 00:57:21.300
so I said, yeah, can I have Thanksgiving night?

00:57:21.960 --> 00:57:24.500
They're like, oh, Thanksgiving night. I'm like,

00:57:24.519 --> 00:57:26.320
why is that a problem? Well, no, why are you

00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:27.900
going on Thanksgiving night? I'm like, Black

00:57:27.900 --> 00:57:30.440
Friday. Yeah. And so we all went down there as

00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:33.920
a family and we all stayed. And it was great.

00:57:34.019 --> 00:57:36.840
It was a very swanky, cool. It was fancy in there.

00:57:37.139 --> 00:57:40.199
Fancy as hell hotel. And we stayed overnight.

00:57:41.379 --> 00:57:44.320
and I think we brought, I think we brought pie

00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:46.119
from home or I know we brought some desserts

00:57:46.119 --> 00:57:49.559
or something. We brought some food with us and

00:57:49.559 --> 00:57:52.139
we wake up, woke up in the morning and a bunch

00:57:52.139 --> 00:57:55.119
of us went and had breakfast. And then we bounced

00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:57.360
to like Macy's and Sears, and there are a bunch

00:57:57.360 --> 00:58:00.739
of other stores and stuff that we hit. But it

00:58:00.739 --> 00:58:02.300
was just kind of like walking around. I think

00:58:02.300 --> 00:58:04.039
they had Chris Kindle Market out there and all

00:58:04.039 --> 00:58:07.699
that. So that was a lot of fun. Bueno. That was

00:58:07.699 --> 00:58:10.980
an event. Yes. Which is kind of the purpose,

00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:14.519
in my opinion, of that, for sure. Yeah, I'd agree.

00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:19.059
Number seven on my list is the post -dinner Thanksgiving

00:58:19.059 --> 00:58:22.900
football game with the pecan pie. Yes. Sitting

00:58:22.900 --> 00:58:26.500
down, watching the Lions lose every year. Yeah.

00:58:28.039 --> 00:58:31.340
Very fun. Number six, Independence Day fireworks.

00:58:32.199 --> 00:58:34.039
Those are always good. Big fireworks show is

00:58:34.039 --> 00:58:37.199
always a fantastic time. Number five, Christmas

00:58:37.199 --> 00:58:41.500
morning pajamas and coffee. Yeah. It's such a

00:58:41.500 --> 00:58:44.199
specific thing, but I love doing it. It's just

00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:47.500
like waking up, throwing on like fuzzy pants.

00:58:48.099 --> 00:58:50.840
just making a nice big pot of black coffee, drinking

00:58:50.840 --> 00:58:53.380
the entire thing, because it's like the 60 minutes

00:58:53.380 --> 00:58:56.659
that you get after waking up before the chaos

00:58:56.659 --> 00:59:00.139
of the day. And it's just like the respite, the

00:59:00.139 --> 00:59:02.920
calm before the storm. And it's just something

00:59:02.920 --> 00:59:06.940
so serene about it. It's peace. Yes, peace and

00:59:06.940 --> 00:59:10.510
caffeine and then... The eventual dread of like,

00:59:10.730 --> 00:59:12.730
oh shit, I've got a thousand things to do today.

00:59:12.929 --> 00:59:16.190
Uh -huh, yep, that's right. Number four on my

00:59:16.190 --> 00:59:18.050
list, playing football Thanksgiving morning.

00:59:18.090 --> 00:59:21.650
Oh, so great. Turkey bowl, fantastic time. Number

00:59:21.650 --> 00:59:25.809
three, scary movies and candy on Halloween. And

00:59:25.809 --> 00:59:27.670
since I'm not a huge fan of candy anymore, that

00:59:27.670 --> 00:59:30.849
has turned into brewskis or mixed drinks. Yeah.

00:59:30.989 --> 00:59:34.110
With the scary movies, but fantastic nonetheless.

00:59:34.789 --> 00:59:38.440
Number two on my list. St. Patty's Day, brews,

00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:43.739
and music. Yeah, buddy. Yep. I love it. I'll

00:59:43.739 --> 00:59:48.679
save my number one. Okay. Number 10. Eggnog and

00:59:48.679 --> 00:59:50.840
cookies while watching It's a Wonderful Life.

00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:53.780
That's been a tradition for a long time dating

00:59:53.780 --> 00:59:56.480
back to when I was a kid. Nice to do that with

00:59:56.480 --> 00:59:58.639
your Aunt Kathy and we would just sit on the

00:59:58.639 --> 01:00:01.059
floor at Grandma's house and we would watch that

01:00:01.059 --> 01:00:03.960
movie and have some eggnog. That's right. Cookies.

01:00:03.960 --> 01:00:07.619
It was great. And number nine. Barbecue and beer

01:00:07.619 --> 01:00:10.920
on the 4th of July. Oh, yeah. I love it. It's

01:00:10.920 --> 01:00:13.739
just grilling out there. Usually the weather's

01:00:13.739 --> 01:00:15.519
on point. We've had a couple of years where it's

01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:17.800
kind of cool for some reason because there's

01:00:17.800 --> 01:00:19.960
photos of like me in a hoodie and like, damn,

01:00:20.059 --> 01:00:23.659
what the hell happened that day. But most days

01:00:23.659 --> 01:00:26.280
it's super nice. And you just throw a bunch of

01:00:26.280 --> 01:00:29.320
stuff on the grill and get some beer and you

01:00:29.320 --> 01:00:31.800
just chill and listen to like rock music and

01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:34.340
hang out on a deco porch. Yeah. That's where

01:00:34.340 --> 01:00:36.900
it's at. Yeah, and that is really all you have

01:00:36.900 --> 01:00:38.760
to do all day. Unless you want to blow shit up

01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:41.320
later. Then that's also highly recommended. Yes,

01:00:41.559 --> 01:00:42.920
I agree. Maybe before you get too many beers.

01:00:43.739 --> 01:00:49.230
Or. Or. Or. Hear me out. Or, it's true, hey man,

01:00:49.429 --> 01:00:53.389
look, this is what I'm doing. And they call it

01:00:53.389 --> 01:00:55.889
a Roman candle? I think you hold the bottle rocket

01:00:55.889 --> 01:00:58.989
this way. So what you do is you stand over in

01:00:58.989 --> 01:01:02.610
there, and I stand here, and we go bang, bang.

01:01:02.889 --> 01:01:05.889
It's like a duel. It's a duel. Ah, shit, it hurts.

01:01:07.250 --> 01:01:10.889
So make maybe beer and then yeah Number eight

01:01:10.889 --> 01:01:13.550
going to the movies on Christmas Day. That's

01:01:13.550 --> 01:01:17.190
yeah, that's a recent Tradition that I started

01:01:17.190 --> 01:01:19.730
up as Aidan said when family started moving all

01:01:19.730 --> 01:01:21.389
across the country. It was kind of like well

01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:24.320
What to fill the time what to fill the time with

01:01:24.320 --> 01:01:26.739
and I went to a movie one day And I was surprised

01:01:26.739 --> 01:01:28.960
at how many people were there. I'm like, okay

01:01:28.960 --> 01:01:31.380
I'm not the only guy that like probably probably

01:01:31.380 --> 01:01:33.719
Get tired of the whole Christmas thing by after

01:01:33.719 --> 01:01:35.699
morning and everybody's like oh my god. Let's

01:01:35.699 --> 01:01:38.300
just go to the movies Yeah, yeah, so I do love

01:01:38.300 --> 01:01:40.360
that the movie theaters are open. That's great

01:01:40.360 --> 01:01:43.900
Number seven horror movie marathons leading up

01:01:43.900 --> 01:01:46.320
to Holly leading up to Halloween. Yeah, there

01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:50.199
you go. Love it That's you know throw throw the

01:01:50.199 --> 01:01:54.119
movie Halloween in there, Friday the 13th. You

01:01:54.119 --> 01:01:56.739
got the classics. Whatever. All the way up to

01:01:56.739 --> 01:01:59.639
the recent ones. Oh yeah. Number six, watching

01:01:59.639 --> 01:02:03.420
the Quiet Man on St. Patty's. Yeah. Just you

01:02:03.420 --> 01:02:06.119
get that. Maybe you get some Irish soda bread

01:02:06.119 --> 01:02:08.880
and a Guinness and you just watch them. Yes.

01:02:09.159 --> 01:02:12.159
Hell yeah. It's my happy place. Number five,

01:02:12.480 --> 01:02:15.920
Thanksgiving dinner. and all it has to offer,

01:02:16.460 --> 01:02:17.780
except the green bean casserole. We've already

01:02:17.780 --> 01:02:18.960
- We talked about it, yeah. We already threw

01:02:18.960 --> 01:02:21.880
that in the garbage. So yeah, Thanksgiving dinners

01:02:21.880 --> 01:02:25.860
is great. And a lot of times too, depending on

01:02:25.860 --> 01:02:29.340
who was hosting and when, what time the dinner

01:02:29.340 --> 01:02:32.000
was actually gonna be on the table, was most

01:02:32.000 --> 01:02:34.340
often during crucial points of the football game.

01:02:34.400 --> 01:02:36.739
That's true. And you're like, God damn it. And

01:02:36.739 --> 01:02:39.539
so I always found a spot in your grandma and

01:02:39.539 --> 01:02:43.469
papa's dining room. where I could lean to my

01:02:43.469 --> 01:02:47.550
left and catch the TV and peep the game. Genius.

01:02:47.789 --> 01:02:49.230
And I'd be like, Mark Daniels, stop watching

01:02:49.230 --> 01:02:52.789
the game. It's on, though. It's on. It's on.

01:02:52.949 --> 01:02:55.630
It's football. And Pop would be like, what's

01:02:55.630 --> 01:03:02.010
the score? Yeah. 28 -10. Anyway, number four,

01:03:02.150 --> 01:03:05.849
Halloween costume parties. Oh, yeah. That's great.

01:03:06.010 --> 01:03:07.969
They're a lot of fun. Even if I don't dress up,

01:03:08.030 --> 01:03:09.530
I still like going and see what everybody's dressed

01:03:09.530 --> 01:03:11.980
up as. It's kind of neat. Some people are kind

01:03:11.980 --> 01:03:14.400
of really super weak with it in their efforts.

01:03:15.179 --> 01:03:17.460
And sometimes that might be money. And if that's

01:03:17.460 --> 01:03:22.340
the case, get it. But some people just don't

01:03:22.340 --> 01:03:25.179
give a shit. And then others go all out. And

01:03:25.179 --> 01:03:27.360
it's like, yeah, you understood the assignment.

01:03:28.460 --> 01:03:30.000
Number three, trick -or -treating. Obviously

01:03:30.000 --> 01:03:33.099
something I haven't done in decades. But trick

01:03:33.099 --> 01:03:35.079
-or -treating was always a blast. That's true.

01:03:35.960 --> 01:03:39.739
We used to go around this. We had our house here

01:03:39.739 --> 01:03:42.199
and we take the kids around and stuff and there

01:03:42.199 --> 01:03:43.980
were a lot of families that got into it So like

01:03:43.980 --> 01:03:45.800
you'd go up to a house and not only was it like

01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:47.780
all decorated and stuff But like there would

01:03:47.780 --> 01:03:49.519
be a parent or parents and they'd be dressed

01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:52.199
up as something and forget one year what I was

01:03:52.199 --> 01:03:56.099
dressed up I might have been God, who was I?

01:03:56.219 --> 01:03:58.539
I know I was a spooky dude. You were Mike Myers

01:03:58.539 --> 01:04:01.460
one year That must have been it because I think

01:04:01.460 --> 01:04:03.719
I was Mike Myers and we turned the corner and

01:04:03.719 --> 01:04:06.519
some dad was dressed as Jason Voorhees Oh, yeah,

01:04:06.619 --> 01:04:08.559
I was like, but I remember going to the driveway

01:04:08.559 --> 01:04:12.539
going there can only be one It was great and

01:04:12.539 --> 01:04:15.420
he stayed in character that dude's credit. He

01:04:15.420 --> 01:04:19.469
stayed in character was awesome number two Singing

01:04:19.469 --> 01:04:22.929
dancing drinking at your local Irish pub on st.

01:04:23.150 --> 01:04:27.090
Palia such a great time I was super glad a couple

01:04:27.090 --> 01:04:29.869
years ago. I was able to baptize Aidan into that

01:04:29.869 --> 01:04:35.309
And that that was a lot of fun Hopefully this

01:04:35.309 --> 01:04:37.389
st. Patty's day will be able to get back to that.

01:04:37.409 --> 01:04:40.230
Yeah, and it's crazy. I've only been 21 for five

01:04:40.230 --> 01:04:44.050
years I know right that is nuts. I both feel

01:04:44.050 --> 01:04:48.239
like I'm 35 and like 80 at the same time. Yeah.

01:04:48.440 --> 01:04:52.480
Oh yeah. And I have my number one. My numero

01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:55.679
uno. Oh, here we go. Was kind of a little bit

01:04:55.679 --> 01:04:57.840
down your list, but essentially the same vibe.

01:04:58.500 --> 01:05:02.590
Eggnog, pumpkin pie, and Christmas movies. I

01:05:02.590 --> 01:05:06.070
love it. That's the I had both ends of Christmas

01:05:06.070 --> 01:05:08.170
as you notice the Christmas morning before the

01:05:08.170 --> 01:05:11.230
chaos and Then being at home after the chaos.

01:05:11.570 --> 01:05:15.389
Yes is the best part of Christmas And also eggnog

01:05:15.389 --> 01:05:18.630
and pumpkin pie are fucking goaded Fantastic.

01:05:18.789 --> 01:05:21.670
Oh, yeah And of course, yeah classic Christmas

01:05:21.670 --> 01:05:24.349
movies Christmas vacation. It's probably the

01:05:24.349 --> 01:05:27.170
first one that comes to mind elf is a good one

01:05:29.009 --> 01:05:31.329
Home Alone, that's not a Christmas movie. Home

01:05:31.329 --> 01:05:32.829
Alone is. Oh, yeah, that's right. Home Alone

01:05:32.829 --> 01:05:35.289
is, yeah. What are the other ones? Die Hard.

01:05:35.610 --> 01:05:37.650
Die Hard, that's a good one. Definitely a Christmas

01:05:37.650 --> 01:05:41.809
movie. Undeniably, a Christmas movie. 100%. I

01:05:41.809 --> 01:05:44.550
think that's a mostly unrequited fact. Mm -hmm.

01:05:44.750 --> 01:05:47.489
Yep. You know, I would argue. What's the one

01:05:47.489 --> 01:05:49.750
I'm thinking of? Oh, Christmas Story. Christmas

01:05:49.750 --> 01:05:51.889
Story. The one out of, was that out of Hammond,

01:05:51.889 --> 01:05:55.369
Indiana? Or was it filmed in? It was supposed

01:05:55.369 --> 01:06:00.260
to be Gary, I think. And it was filmed in a Cleveland

01:06:00.260 --> 01:06:03.179
suburban town. And the house is still there,

01:06:03.260 --> 01:06:06.380
I guess. Someone bought it and then turned it

01:06:06.380 --> 01:06:08.500
into a museum. So you could go in the house.

01:06:09.260 --> 01:06:12.659
From what I understand, the house is in a similar

01:06:12.659 --> 01:06:14.760
condition to what it was in for the making of

01:06:14.760 --> 01:06:16.739
that movie. So if that's the case, that'd be

01:06:16.739 --> 01:06:18.159
something I'd probably want to check out sometime.

01:06:18.219 --> 01:06:21.300
Check out that dastardly furnace. Oh, I know,

01:06:21.400 --> 01:06:30.019
right? Fudge So yeah, that's my number one. I

01:06:30.019 --> 01:06:36.559
love that dude. I Number one is turkey bowl Thanksgiving

01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:41.059
morning football When I retired from it, and

01:06:41.059 --> 01:06:43.579
I don't believe we have it any longer. I think

01:06:43.579 --> 01:06:49.679
it finally went the way Yeah, but I believe turkey

01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:55.139
bowl 35 34 was something like that. It got up

01:06:55.139 --> 01:06:59.000
there and and yeah, we would just get together

01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:01.320
and it was great because it just grew and grew

01:07:01.320 --> 01:07:03.300
and grew grew from something my brother started

01:07:03.300 --> 01:07:06.099
and we go to the park and I you know when I got

01:07:06.099 --> 01:07:08.679
old enough I go to the park and play and it was

01:07:08.679 --> 01:07:10.320
like big brother and all his big friends and

01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:12.739
this little loud mouth kid like talking shit

01:07:12.739 --> 01:07:15.500
and getting stomped on by big guys whatever but

01:07:15.500 --> 01:07:19.760
I didn't care I was relentless and in the years

01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:22.940
following It was more like turkey bowl, seven

01:07:22.940 --> 01:07:26.619
or eight. My brother was done. And I'm like,

01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:29.840
well, someone's got to pick up the ball and run

01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:34.000
with it. Yeah, I should do that for a living.

01:07:35.139 --> 01:07:36.900
Sportscaster with that puns. I could do that

01:07:36.900 --> 01:07:41.460
all day. So I did. And it just became this massive

01:07:41.460 --> 01:07:43.820
thing. We had people from the neighborhood. We

01:07:43.820 --> 01:07:47.300
had friends from college. Eventually the kids

01:07:47.300 --> 01:07:50.579
played. Aidan and Alex, I don't know if Sarah

01:07:50.579 --> 01:07:53.019
Kerr ever played. They may have watched a couple.

01:07:54.059 --> 01:07:56.659
I don't know if they played, though. I don't

01:07:56.659 --> 01:07:58.940
have any photographic evidence of them. Yeah.

01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:04.659
But I know you two guys did. Yep. And yeah, so

01:08:04.659 --> 01:08:07.219
it was really this great thing. And I had made

01:08:07.219 --> 01:08:10.340
up a shirt one year. And it was Turkey Bowl 25.

01:08:10.900 --> 01:08:12.880
And I think it had the logo. I used to design

01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:15.690
logos for each one. I had a logo on the front,

01:08:16.029 --> 01:08:17.770
and it was Turkey Bowl 25, it was a big deal.

01:08:17.970 --> 01:08:19.689
I put the Turkey Bowl logo on the front and on

01:08:19.689 --> 01:08:24.010
the back, and it said it had 25, the number two

01:08:24.010 --> 01:08:27.890
and five, 25, but names made up the two and the

01:08:27.890 --> 01:08:29.829
five. So the names of all the people that have

01:08:29.829 --> 01:08:32.850
ever played. That's neat. So I've got, I hope

01:08:32.850 --> 01:08:35.069
I still have that somewhere. That's quite the

01:08:35.069 --> 01:08:41.689
collector's item. But yeah, it was special. You

01:08:41.689 --> 01:08:43.600
know, because you would wait, well, Let's be

01:08:43.600 --> 01:08:45.840
honest, and this could have made our list too,

01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:50.000
and that is Black Wednesday, which is the night

01:08:50.000 --> 01:08:51.840
before Thanksgiving, where everybody goes out

01:08:51.840 --> 01:08:54.220
and gets rick and hammered. Oh yeah, blasted,

01:08:54.760 --> 01:08:59.300
yeah. And I could not control my happiness. My

01:08:59.300 --> 01:09:01.979
friend Mark had bought a house right across from

01:09:01.979 --> 01:09:04.159
the park that we play at. And we had some friends

01:09:04.159 --> 01:09:06.439
in town or whatever, so there maybe a dozen of

01:09:06.439 --> 01:09:09.619
us there. And they wanted to party, right? I

01:09:09.619 --> 01:09:12.670
had a few drinks. I was a little buzzed. But

01:09:12.670 --> 01:09:14.670
I'm playing football tomorrow. Right. So I'm

01:09:14.670 --> 01:09:16.289
like, yeah, I think I'm heading back to the house

01:09:16.289 --> 01:09:18.250
or whatever. They did not. They kept drinking

01:09:18.250 --> 01:09:21.789
and partying. Like, I have two friends, Tommy

01:09:21.789 --> 01:09:24.529
and Marc Bondo, and they fell asleep on his big

01:09:24.529 --> 01:09:28.369
couch with a fox's pizza in between them. And

01:09:28.369 --> 01:09:30.449
my buddy Tommy, I guess, woke up at like three

01:09:30.449 --> 01:09:32.829
in the morning. He was like, ah, ah, and there's

01:09:32.829 --> 01:09:34.949
like one piece of pizza. He's like, pizza. And

01:09:34.949 --> 01:09:37.029
I guess he just grabbed it and shoved it in his

01:09:37.029 --> 01:09:39.989
mouth. And I respect that so much. That's great.

01:09:41.130 --> 01:09:44.369
Yeah, but yeah, that's the one year and everybody

01:09:44.369 --> 01:09:46.550
got hammered and one of the people and he was

01:09:46.550 --> 01:09:48.529
usually the opposing quarterback for most of

01:09:48.529 --> 01:09:53.229
them was this guy, Jason, and he got hammered

01:09:53.229 --> 01:09:55.909
to the point where before they went over to the

01:09:55.909 --> 01:09:58.970
park, he went into a gangway for from Chicago.

01:09:59.170 --> 01:10:01.689
You know what I mean? Went to a gangway, threw

01:10:01.689 --> 01:10:05.579
up. So we get to the park and we're practicing

01:10:05.579 --> 01:10:07.739
it all out before you play. That's right. Most

01:10:07.739 --> 01:10:10.260
mornings were pretty brisk There were a couple

01:10:10.260 --> 01:10:13.579
of turkey bowls at Primo weather. Oh, yeah, but

01:10:13.579 --> 01:10:16.520
most were pretty brisk was a brisk morning and

01:10:16.520 --> 01:10:18.539
I'm out there I was out there early playing catch

01:10:18.539 --> 01:10:21.600
with two or three people and Everybody comes

01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:23.840
wandering and I think it was the one year Tommy

01:10:23.840 --> 01:10:25.659
and Bree were in I think might have been the

01:10:25.659 --> 01:10:27.220
only turkey bowl she ever played in she comes

01:10:27.220 --> 01:10:29.869
over And I was like, hey, how did the rest of

01:10:29.869 --> 01:10:32.130
last night? He goes, oh my god, blah, blah, blah,

01:10:32.390 --> 01:10:34.430
drinking this and that. It's like, ah, Jason's

01:10:34.430 --> 01:10:37.390
hammered. He's throwing up. And right away I'm

01:10:37.390 --> 01:10:40.250
like. Today's gonna be a great day. Yep today's

01:10:40.250 --> 01:10:42.590
gonna be a great day And then they ended up like

01:10:42.590 --> 01:10:45.390
switching rosters and stuff after like a 35 to

01:10:45.390 --> 01:10:47.890
nothing Lee damn is just I was just torching

01:10:47.890 --> 01:10:51.609
I'm like I had eight passes and five touchdowns

01:10:51.609 --> 01:10:53.489
It was a second like am I picking on the drunk

01:10:53.489 --> 01:10:56.010
right? I am totally picking on the drunk people

01:10:56.010 --> 01:10:57.649
right should have thought about that should have

01:10:57.649 --> 01:10:59.270
thought about that It's turkey ball come on.

01:10:59.310 --> 01:11:02.050
You know play like a champion right? But yeah,

01:11:02.050 --> 01:11:04.819
it was the best That is fantastic. I loved it.

01:11:04.939 --> 01:11:07.279
I loved it. And I hope you enjoyed your time.

01:11:07.659 --> 01:11:12.479
Yes. With that as well. Well, now that we've

01:11:12.479 --> 01:11:16.000
talked about all our holiday fun, we're going

01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:18.819
to go down the hole, down the Reddit rabbit hole.

01:11:19.100 --> 01:11:20.899
Hopefully we won't have to call our Spelunker

01:11:20.899 --> 01:11:23.300
friend to pull us out. But Aidan is going to

01:11:23.300 --> 01:11:26.600
go down this hole with us today. And what are

01:11:26.600 --> 01:11:30.380
we looking at? We are looking at the risk of

01:11:30.380 --> 01:11:34.500
dying. Whoo, that's fun. Yes, so I looked up

01:11:34.500 --> 01:11:37.140
a couple facts about death because if you were

01:11:37.140 --> 01:11:39.460
wondering Oh, man, if I eat too much on Thanksgiving

01:11:39.460 --> 01:11:42.159
the cholesterol, what if I die? Well, you might

01:11:42.159 --> 01:11:44.439
you might be fine. What a way to go out. You

01:11:44.439 --> 01:11:49.819
might be fine So this is all against the benchmark

01:11:49.819 --> 01:11:55.119
of commercial flying Okay, being one of the safest

01:11:55.119 --> 01:12:01.560
modes of transportation on the planet where every

01:12:01.560 --> 01:12:05.600
1 ,000 hours of human beings flying, there is

01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:10.000
a 0 .01 % chance of death. That's fair. We're

01:12:10.000 --> 01:12:12.979
good. Remarkably safe. You're fine. So compare

01:12:12.979 --> 01:12:16.699
that to driving, where for the same 1 ,000 hours,

01:12:16.840 --> 01:12:21.340
that is 0 .04%. Hmm. It's still essentially never

01:12:21.340 --> 01:12:22.539
going to happen. Thought it would have been higher.

01:12:22.640 --> 01:12:26.600
That's interesting. Yeah. Resort skiing, 0 .07.

01:12:27.100 --> 01:12:31.909
Very safe. Cycling, 0 .08. also fairly safe.

01:12:32.409 --> 01:12:34.770
And then you get into the quote -unquote somewhat

01:12:34.770 --> 01:12:38.689
dangerous activities like equestrian eventing.

01:12:39.130 --> 01:12:41.470
So like horseback riding, but then like jumping

01:12:41.470 --> 01:12:44.649
over shit on the horse. Jumping up to a whopping

01:12:44.649 --> 01:12:49.970
0 .5%. 50 times more dangerous than commercial

01:12:49.970 --> 01:12:53.909
flight. Marathon running 17 times more dangerous

01:12:53.909 --> 01:12:55.989
than commercial flight. Why would you do that

01:12:55.989 --> 01:13:00.079
to yourself? You don't have to... Do that. No,

01:13:00.220 --> 01:13:02.159
that's why we invented the car. Yeah. It's like

01:13:02.159 --> 01:13:03.960
the same thing with rat milk. You can choose

01:13:03.960 --> 01:13:06.779
to have it. You can also choose not to do that.

01:13:07.020 --> 01:13:08.699
Not to. Not to do that at all. I'm going to run

01:13:08.699 --> 01:13:11.680
26 miles. Why? But why would you do that? Why

01:13:11.680 --> 01:13:17.859
would you do that? Scuba diving. 0 .8%. Yeah.

01:13:18.159 --> 01:13:20.979
Where are you scuba diving? That's what I want

01:13:20.979 --> 01:13:24.680
to know. You in the pool? Or are you out there

01:13:24.680 --> 01:13:27.060
with Jaws and his friends? I have a very strange

01:13:27.060 --> 01:13:29.520
feeling that most people don't scuba dive in

01:13:29.520 --> 01:13:35.239
pools. Yeah, well, people gotta learn. People

01:13:35.239 --> 01:13:39.319
gotta learn. I think they learn in pools. Motorcycling,

01:13:39.819 --> 01:13:43.720
one percent. Motorcycling, that checks out. Yeah.

01:13:43.939 --> 01:13:46.000
I actually thought that'd be higher. One, I thought

01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:49.319
so too actually. 100 times more dangerous than

01:13:49.319 --> 01:13:53.319
commercial flight. General aviation. like in

01:13:53.319 --> 01:13:58.920
biplanes, shit like that, 1 .6%. Ooh. Yeah, much,

01:13:58.920 --> 01:14:00.680
much less safe. So what are we talking, like

01:14:00.680 --> 01:14:05.359
hot air balloons and shit like that, hang gliders?

01:14:05.460 --> 01:14:07.779
Yeah, well hang gliding is a different one. Oh,

01:14:07.979 --> 01:14:11.579
okay, all right. 2 .5%. For hang gliding? Yeah.

01:14:11.720 --> 01:14:14.859
Oh, wow. For every 1 ,000 hours of human beings

01:14:14.859 --> 01:14:17.600
doing this, there's a 2 .5 % chance you will

01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:24.380
die. Mm -mm. Yeah, skydiving 5 .6 % Which God

01:14:24.380 --> 01:14:28.439
bless Yeah, it's uh It's insane that that's like

01:14:28.439 --> 01:14:30.699
commercialized like I'll go skydiving. It's like

01:14:30.699 --> 01:14:34.939
that's 550 times more dangerous than commercial

01:14:34.939 --> 01:14:37.100
flight. That's that's jumping out of said plane.

01:14:37.619 --> 01:14:41.739
Yeah, right. I was safer up here. Right The final

01:14:41.739 --> 01:14:47.159
push of summoning Mount Everest 40 % For every

01:14:47.159 --> 01:14:50.960
1 ,000 hours of human beings doing that 40 %

01:14:50.960 --> 01:14:54.779
chance of death. Yeah, I don't think so. That's

01:14:54.779 --> 01:14:58.220
way too high. It's way too high. Way too high.

01:14:58.739 --> 01:15:01.020
And then I paired that up with this statistic

01:15:01.020 --> 01:15:03.640
from the NHS, so all these numbers I believe

01:15:03.640 --> 01:15:06.720
are out of UK, but with the sample size that

01:15:06.720 --> 01:15:08.340
big it probably holds true for the rest of the

01:15:08.340 --> 01:15:12.939
world. The most common ways to die. Oh. Period.

01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:17.500
Full stop. First and foremost heart and circulatory

01:15:17.500 --> 01:15:20.399
disorders make sense kill more people than anything

01:15:20.399 --> 01:15:24.680
else on the globe Cancer is the only thing second

01:15:24.680 --> 01:15:28.359
to that Then you've got respiratory disorders

01:15:28.359 --> 01:15:32.600
nervous system disorders digestive kidney infections

01:15:32.600 --> 01:15:36.479
Would be the seventh highest which I mean even

01:15:36.479 --> 01:15:39.640
in a first world country being that high is alarming.

01:15:40.279 --> 01:15:43.630
Yeah, which I imagine this statistic is a little

01:15:43.630 --> 01:15:45.989
different for the U .S. because we don't have

01:15:45.989 --> 01:15:49.149
health care here. We don't get that fancy thing

01:15:49.149 --> 01:15:52.989
the rest of the world tends to have. You've got

01:15:52.989 --> 01:15:55.630
non -transport accidents, which I'm not sure

01:15:55.630 --> 01:15:59.010
how that's classified. I guess just like slip

01:15:59.010 --> 01:16:01.270
and falls maybe for the elderly or something

01:16:01.270 --> 01:16:05.470
like that. Diabetes being in the top 10 as well.

01:16:05.930 --> 01:16:11.460
Diabetes. Musculoskeletal disorders and in the

01:16:11.460 --> 01:16:15.119
UK at least, suicide being 11th. So not in the

01:16:15.119 --> 01:16:17.180
top 10, but near. I think it's higher here. Yeah,

01:16:17.180 --> 01:16:21.140
I believe it is. And then this one I know is

01:16:21.140 --> 01:16:24.199
different for the UK. Murder, I believe, is just

01:16:24.199 --> 01:16:29.520
out of the top 15. Wow. Yeah. So that's a very

01:16:29.520 --> 01:16:32.300
small bubble compared to the rest of them. Murder

01:16:32.300 --> 01:16:34.960
all the way down that far. Those are rookie numbers.

01:16:35.140 --> 01:16:37.699
Yeah, be like us. Pump it up. Pump those numbers

01:16:37.699 --> 01:16:41.430
up. Yeah, if your school kids aren't aren't constantly

01:16:41.430 --> 01:16:44.970
under threat of having a gunman kill them. Right.

01:16:45.310 --> 01:16:48.449
Are you really a country? Get real. A, B, C,

01:16:48.649 --> 01:16:57.869
D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. You can

01:16:57.869 --> 01:17:00.510
learn under fire, man. That's what kids these

01:17:00.510 --> 01:17:02.390
days have to do. That'll harden up a kid real

01:17:02.390 --> 01:17:05.449
quick. Yeah. Damn. 2A people love speaking up

01:17:05.449 --> 01:17:08.329
about gun rights when it's school kids being

01:17:08.329 --> 01:17:12.979
massacred. But when it's gun rights with ICE

01:17:12.979 --> 01:17:16.220
pillaging American cities, they get real quiet.

01:17:16.779 --> 01:17:18.699
Like, what happened to you guys being so loud

01:17:18.699 --> 01:17:21.319
all the time? Super quiet. Oh man, so strange.

01:17:22.119 --> 01:17:24.039
Yeah. Very strange. But yeah, I just wanted to

01:17:24.039 --> 01:17:25.840
talk about death row a little bit. And notice

01:17:25.840 --> 01:17:28.579
how none of those bubbles or activities were

01:17:28.579 --> 01:17:31.439
eating too much on Thanksgiving. So you're in

01:17:31.439 --> 01:17:33.020
the clear. I think you're in the clear. I'm not

01:17:33.020 --> 01:17:36.140
a doctor, and don't listen to podcasters when

01:17:36.140 --> 01:17:38.670
it comes to health. things I think is general

01:17:38.670 --> 01:17:42.149
good advice, but I think you'll be fine. Yeah,

01:17:42.149 --> 01:17:44.829
I'm pretty sure. Chow down. Pretty sure you'll

01:17:44.829 --> 01:17:49.850
be fine. Yeah. I do have a degree and I do have

01:17:49.850 --> 01:17:52.210
to say that I have really great advice as it

01:17:52.210 --> 01:17:59.090
pertains to health. Yeah. Wait, what? Oh, now

01:17:59.090 --> 01:18:01.270
my degrees are in history and policy. Never mind.

01:18:01.710 --> 01:18:04.329
Oh, yeah. History of over reading maybe. I don't

01:18:04.329 --> 01:18:07.399
know. I can't get it. I've got a degree. School

01:18:07.399 --> 01:18:09.800
of Hard Knocks? Oh, this is gonna be like 35

01:18:09.800 --> 01:18:12.720
degrees maybe, 36 degrees. 36 degrees. And a

01:18:12.720 --> 01:18:15.079
cute angle. And a cute angle. If you will, yeah.

01:18:15.180 --> 01:18:17.119
Aw, he's kinda cute. He's kinda cute, okay. He's

01:18:17.119 --> 01:18:20.409
kinda cute. All right before God this is going

01:18:20.409 --> 01:18:22.850
right rabbit hole. How about right down the toilet?

01:18:24.229 --> 01:18:27.649
Before we take our break We do have a while you

01:18:27.649 --> 01:18:32.050
were sleeping and this God it could be it could

01:18:32.050 --> 01:18:34.149
be shows It could be a youtuber could be a book

01:18:34.149 --> 01:18:36.670
could be a movie could be anything that Kind

01:18:36.670 --> 01:18:38.430
of flew under the radar. Maybe something we just

01:18:38.430 --> 01:18:40.369
missed a little bit So while you were sleep,

01:18:40.390 --> 01:18:42.949
what do we miss while we were sleeping in? Well,

01:18:43.210 --> 01:18:48.380
I'm here to wake you up. Oh Get awoken now I

01:18:48.380 --> 01:18:50.720
have another YouTuber for you. I've talked about

01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:55.920
several science edutainment YouTubers before.

01:18:56.420 --> 01:18:58.840
I believe I've talked about Michael Stevens from

01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:02.460
Vsauce. I've talked about Veritasium. This one

01:19:02.460 --> 01:19:07.420
is a guy named Steve Mold. He's got three and

01:19:07.420 --> 01:19:11.880
a half million subscribers on YouTube. Fairly

01:19:11.880 --> 01:19:15.039
popular guy, but the way he... presents his videos

01:19:15.039 --> 01:19:17.979
are super engaging like he can take a very complex

01:19:17.979 --> 01:19:23.279
subject and put it in layman's terms and display

01:19:23.279 --> 01:19:27.420
it and have all these like demos to really show

01:19:27.420 --> 01:19:30.159
what's going on so a couple of his most recent

01:19:30.159 --> 01:19:32.640
videos here I'll run through at least the titles

01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:37.439
and basic what goes on in them okay he's got

01:19:37.439 --> 01:19:40.539
one called the unknown phase of matter where

01:19:40.539 --> 01:19:44.140
he has this chamber with this stick like poly

01:19:44.140 --> 01:19:47.039
glass so you can see through the chamber and

01:19:47.039 --> 01:19:51.500
you put solid CO2 in it and then you close the

01:19:51.500 --> 01:19:55.260
chamber up. So as the CO2 melts or turns into

01:19:55.260 --> 01:19:57.899
a gas, the chamber becomes pressurized and if

01:19:57.899 --> 01:20:02.079
you heat it up, instead of sublimating straight

01:20:02.079 --> 01:20:05.399
from a solid to a gas, it becomes liquid CO2

01:20:05.399 --> 01:20:08.159
and then it becomes super critical. Where it's

01:20:08.159 --> 01:20:11.140
like. in a weird state in between being a gas

01:20:11.140 --> 01:20:16.399
and a liquid. Super cool demo. He displays like

01:20:16.399 --> 01:20:20.039
this slow motion video of like bone drills on

01:20:20.039 --> 01:20:22.899
human skin and how they're actually kind of safe

01:20:22.899 --> 01:20:27.279
or how like those cast cutting saws don't actually

01:20:27.279 --> 01:20:30.300
saw per se, like a circular saw. They just kind

01:20:30.300 --> 01:20:33.739
of oscillate slightly back and forth which literally

01:20:33.739 --> 01:20:36.680
means you can put the cast cutting saw against

01:20:36.680 --> 01:20:39.319
human skin and it does nothing. It just moves

01:20:39.319 --> 01:20:42.439
the skin back and forth slightly. But that oscillation

01:20:42.439 --> 01:20:45.079
is enough to cut through a cast while leaving

01:20:45.079 --> 01:20:47.840
human skin unharmed. Oh, how interesting. So

01:20:47.840 --> 01:20:49.340
I thought that was fascinating, too. That is

01:20:49.340 --> 01:20:52.180
fascinating. He's got different videos on how

01:20:52.180 --> 01:20:55.039
EpiPens work, the little chain reaction inside

01:20:55.039 --> 01:20:59.020
the chamber. He did this display on a 200 -year

01:20:59.020 --> 01:21:01.699
-old lighter, igniting things without a spark.

01:21:02.140 --> 01:21:05.020
Which was kind of fascinating to see. He's got

01:21:05.020 --> 01:21:09.039
a whole video called Why Chaotic Hoses Dance.

01:21:09.520 --> 01:21:12.140
What? And it's about like wacky wavy inflatable

01:21:12.140 --> 01:21:16.479
arm tube man and why he does the wacky wavy inflatable

01:21:16.479 --> 01:21:21.479
arm tubing. Super, super engaging stuff. And

01:21:21.479 --> 01:21:24.840
you don't even have to be like into science per

01:21:24.840 --> 01:21:27.869
se. This dude will make you into science. Oh,

01:21:27.869 --> 01:21:29.829
I love that. Just the way it's so engaging to

01:21:29.829 --> 01:21:33.229
watch. So highly recommend this guy, Steve Mould.

01:21:33.949 --> 01:21:37.329
M -O -U -L -D. If you want to look him up, it

01:21:37.329 --> 01:21:41.069
is really engaging. That's awesome. Yeah, what

01:21:41.069 --> 01:21:44.210
an interesting dude. Yeah, so check out that

01:21:44.210 --> 01:21:46.869
YouTuber because we definitely slept on him.

01:21:46.909 --> 01:21:49.180
Well, I three. And half a million people did

01:21:49.180 --> 01:21:52.159
not. Yeah, yeah. The rest of us certainly did.

01:21:52.760 --> 01:21:54.680
But at any rate, we're going to take a quick

01:21:54.680 --> 01:21:57.039
break. We'll come back, finish up the show with

01:21:57.039 --> 01:22:16.420
a beer review and the world of weirdos. All right,

01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:20.359
we're back for the home stretch. And we cannot

01:22:20.359 --> 01:22:24.039
do the home stretch without the official beer

01:22:24.039 --> 01:22:26.899
review. Thank God. Yeah. How about that? What

01:22:26.899 --> 01:22:29.039
a wonderful segment. I'm so glad we came up with

01:22:29.039 --> 01:22:33.159
it. I am. Yeah, I really am. Because, you know,

01:22:33.640 --> 01:22:38.180
it really offers. I'm swimming to beverage. Beverage.

01:22:38.420 --> 01:22:40.460
And to drink it. That's what I'm saying. And

01:22:40.460 --> 01:22:44.180
to drink it. Thanks for listening. Turkin. Turkin,

01:22:44.420 --> 01:22:47.720
have some Turkin. Gozzle, Gozzle. Gozzle, Gozzle.

01:22:48.260 --> 01:22:50.899
Please, by all means, use Gozzle, Gozzle. Oh

01:22:50.899 --> 01:22:52.680
yeah, crack that one in front of your weird uncles.

01:22:52.859 --> 01:22:54.920
They'll be like, what? What? Just be like, yo,

01:22:55.159 --> 01:22:57.500
Gozzle, Gozzle. Gozzle, Gozzle, brother. Uncle

01:22:57.500 --> 01:22:59.699
Shmeck, I don't know, whatever. Yeah, all your

01:22:59.699 --> 01:23:01.859
Uncle Shmecks out there. All your Uncle Shmecks

01:23:01.859 --> 01:23:04.970
out there. Throw that Gozzle Gozzle up. Be like,

01:23:05.130 --> 01:23:09.970
yo, homie, you got any rat milk? Get some rat

01:23:09.970 --> 01:23:11.970
milk with your Gozzle Gozzle this year. It's

01:23:11.970 --> 01:23:20.060
me, Uncle Schmeckle. Oh, no. Oh, my god. All

01:23:20.060 --> 01:23:21.779
right, Aidan. Let's get on to this beer review

01:23:21.779 --> 01:23:24.159
before we just descend into the seventh level

01:23:24.159 --> 01:23:28.000
of hell. The official beer review. Now, for context

01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:32.859
sake, this segment, we sample a Brewski. We let

01:23:32.859 --> 01:23:35.199
you know the flavor notes. We rate it zero out

01:23:35.199 --> 01:23:38.100
of five, or on a scale from zero to five, on

01:23:38.100 --> 01:23:40.159
the untapped app on our phone. It's not sponsored,

01:23:40.180 --> 01:23:43.880
but we recommend it because it's free. Now, in

01:23:43.880 --> 01:23:47.680
April of this year, we tried a beer called the

01:23:47.680 --> 01:23:50.520
Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Imperial Milk Stout.

01:23:51.640 --> 01:23:57.279
And we rated it very highly. So this week, we

01:23:57.279 --> 01:24:00.640
have the Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Coco Porter.

01:24:01.920 --> 01:24:04.960
A very fantastic beer for, I imagine it's got

01:24:04.960 --> 01:24:07.619
wintery vibes, being a Coco Porter, usually heavy

01:24:07.619 --> 01:24:10.399
beers like that. are wintery thank god it's not

01:24:10.399 --> 01:24:12.779
winter yet still pretty nice out dessert beer

01:24:12.779 --> 01:24:15.640
um yeah yeah i would agree dessert beer it is

01:24:15.640 --> 01:24:20.380
an imperial porter eight percent abv ah let's

01:24:20.380 --> 01:24:23.260
go so uh we got that going for us it is from

01:24:23.260 --> 01:24:25.800
the lexington brewing and distilling company

01:24:25.800 --> 01:24:29.159
uh regional brewery out of lexington kentucky

01:24:29.159 --> 01:24:33.739
of course their style guide they claim the kentucky

01:24:33.739 --> 01:24:36.119
bourbon barrel cocoa porter is brewed with cocoa

01:24:36.119 --> 01:24:38.750
nibs hundred percent barrel aged to build out

01:24:38.750 --> 01:24:41.750
a rich, full -bodied porter. Notes of bittersweet

01:24:41.750 --> 01:24:43.689
chocolate, roasted malt, oak, vanilla, blah,

01:24:43.890 --> 01:24:45.689
blah, blah. We'll be the judge of that, you freaks.

01:24:45.689 --> 01:24:48.189
That's right. Ranking a scale from a zero to

01:24:48.189 --> 01:24:51.090
five. And of course, we'll let you know what

01:24:51.090 --> 01:24:53.170
we think about it. We're drinking it out of a

01:24:53.170 --> 01:24:55.710
wonderful bottle today. Indeed we are. A sludger

01:24:55.710 --> 01:25:02.590
to you all. Oh. My goodness sake. Oh. Oh, wow.

01:25:02.829 --> 01:25:07.979
That is so smooth. Was not expecting it to be

01:25:07.979 --> 01:25:11.079
that smooth. That's so smooth and like usually

01:25:11.079 --> 01:25:15.659
porters have that Like that roasty like big punch

01:25:15.659 --> 01:25:18.819
in the mouth like I'm a porter this one's so

01:25:18.819 --> 01:25:22.300
subtle or sometimes where you get like that coffee

01:25:22.300 --> 01:25:26.880
or chocolate finish Sometimes it could be a little

01:25:26.880 --> 01:25:29.300
better at the end like almost an acrid bitterness.

01:25:29.300 --> 01:25:33.560
Yeah, right not here This is so smooth very approachable

01:25:34.080 --> 01:25:37.439
A, I wouldn't have told you it's 8%. That's surprising

01:25:37.439 --> 01:25:40.159
to me. Oh, yeah. And the fact it's so smooth.

01:25:40.859 --> 01:25:43.920
This is fantastic. It's almost light -bodied

01:25:43.920 --> 01:25:46.680
for a heavy pour. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Yeah.

01:25:47.279 --> 01:25:49.560
So, very surprising. The cocoa note's great,

01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:52.039
though. Oh, isn't it? Mm -hmm. Because sometimes

01:25:52.039 --> 01:25:54.880
you get beers that advertise, like, a certain

01:25:54.880 --> 01:25:57.300
flavor, certain notes or whatever, and you try

01:25:57.300 --> 01:26:00.039
it, and you're like, mm, I didn't get that. Now

01:26:00.039 --> 01:26:01.699
could you have that batch? You never know. You

01:26:01.699 --> 01:26:03.340
probably have to try a couple just to be like,

01:26:03.340 --> 01:26:06.739
oh, there it is Yeah, but this no you definitely

01:26:06.739 --> 01:26:09.399
get it and I noticed too sometimes when it comes

01:26:09.399 --> 01:26:15.199
to Drinkifying chocolate or cocoa a lot of times

01:26:15.199 --> 01:26:17.680
these these types of beverages will end up tasting

01:26:17.680 --> 01:26:21.659
like Hershey's syrup like that's the short flavor

01:26:21.659 --> 01:26:25.239
that ends up in this not this this is like cocoa

01:26:25.239 --> 01:26:30.319
nib like true chocolatey Like, almost hot chocolatey,

01:26:30.420 --> 01:26:35.539
in a way. Yes. Exactly. That's so fascinatingly

01:26:35.539 --> 01:26:39.460
tasty. Wow. This makes me happy. Yeah. Now, to

01:26:39.460 --> 01:26:43.060
be fair, these Kentucky bourbon barrel -age products,

01:26:44.119 --> 01:26:47.520
first of all, not sponsored. Secondly, they are

01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:51.479
very expensive. I believe a four -pack of 12

01:26:51.479 --> 01:26:54.279
-ounce bottles is something like $16. Ooh, buddy.

01:26:54.500 --> 01:26:56.239
So this is not something you're gonna stock your

01:26:56.239 --> 01:26:59.699
fridge with, but... as a dessert beer to enjoy

01:26:59.699 --> 01:27:03.439
per se on a podcast, fantastic. Yeah, it's worth

01:27:03.439 --> 01:27:06.199
it. Fantastic. I'm gonna rate this pretty high,

01:27:06.239 --> 01:27:09.000
I think. I think I am as well. Yeah. I really

01:27:09.000 --> 01:27:12.600
did enjoy it. And it's funny because I look at

01:27:12.600 --> 01:27:15.600
the flavor profiles on the app, as smooth as

01:27:15.600 --> 01:27:18.479
the second one. And it's like they nailed it.

01:27:18.840 --> 01:27:21.159
Yeah, they always give five suggested flavor

01:27:21.159 --> 01:27:24.270
profile notes. That you can or cannot agree with

01:27:24.270 --> 01:27:26.989
sure that the five they suggest are chocolate

01:27:26.989 --> 01:27:30.090
smooth dark boozy and warm I'll say chocolate

01:27:30.090 --> 01:27:33.409
and smooth. I guess dark is more of a visual

01:27:33.409 --> 01:27:37.529
adjective Than than a tasting note, but that

01:27:37.529 --> 01:27:40.970
is yeah, let's go chocolate and smooth. I put

01:27:40.970 --> 01:27:44.810
cocoa as well. I got cocoa in there Wow, that

01:27:44.810 --> 01:27:50.920
is really nice. That is really nice. I uh I'll

01:27:50.920 --> 01:27:53.739
go, I'll go high. This is gonna be, this will

01:27:53.739 --> 01:27:56.300
be in the elite tier. I think so. From me. I'm

01:27:56.300 --> 01:28:00.159
going 425 out of five. Oh buddy. I'm giving it

01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:04.380
four and a quarter. I really like this. I also

01:28:04.380 --> 01:28:07.119
have graded it 4 .25. Four and a quarter, nice.

01:28:07.859 --> 01:28:11.760
I think it is high end for sure. No doubt. I

01:28:11.760 --> 01:28:14.899
know we usually don't rate too many in the fours.

01:28:15.079 --> 01:28:17.539
Maybe it makes us beer snobs or maybe we're just

01:28:17.539 --> 01:28:20.789
trying to... you know, maintain a certain credibility

01:28:20.789 --> 01:28:24.529
as a beer reviewer, but Kentucky Bourbon Barrel

01:28:24.529 --> 01:28:26.569
Cocoa Porter, that's fantastic. It is really

01:28:26.569 --> 01:28:30.329
wonderful. And like, you were spot on with like

01:28:30.329 --> 01:28:33.850
a lot of these porters, when they say chocolate

01:28:33.850 --> 01:28:38.090
or suggest chocolate, like coffee creeps in there.

01:28:38.149 --> 01:28:42.350
It does. But this is so, like there's no bitterness,

01:28:42.489 --> 01:28:45.550
there's no like porter roastiness that's getting

01:28:45.550 --> 01:28:47.880
in the way of it just being like. Slap in the

01:28:47.880 --> 01:28:51.380
face. It's cocoa. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and it's got

01:28:51.380 --> 01:28:55.340
sweetness, but it's not like cloyingly Sweet,

01:28:55.739 --> 01:28:58.319
you know, right? Oh, yeah, it is not overdue

01:28:58.319 --> 01:29:01.880
the the sugar in there. Oh, no doubt Man, what

01:29:01.880 --> 01:29:05.779
a fantastic beer. Oh, yeah quite bueno Yeah,

01:29:05.819 --> 01:29:07.699
well, hopefully you can find this in a liquor

01:29:07.699 --> 01:29:09.819
store grocery store by you because this is really

01:29:09.819 --> 01:29:13.090
great And I think it is kind of perfect For the

01:29:13.090 --> 01:29:15.949
holidays. Yeah as a as a dessert beer kind of

01:29:15.949 --> 01:29:18.649
one heaven Just later in the evening chill and

01:29:18.649 --> 01:29:20.949
watching a game or a movie and I think you know

01:29:20.949 --> 01:29:23.409
I think you guys would enjoy it. Yeah for sure

01:29:23.409 --> 01:29:26.130
Hmm not sponsored, but definitely recommended

01:29:26.130 --> 01:29:34.170
for sure all right, so This brings us to the

01:29:34.170 --> 01:29:37.789
last segment of our show world of weird news

01:29:37.789 --> 01:29:42.500
and I don't know about you. I have a gem It's

01:29:42.500 --> 01:29:47.300
a good one. It's a gem It's a thing. Yeah But

01:29:47.300 --> 01:29:50.520
I will I will let you go first find sure certainly

01:29:50.520 --> 01:29:54.079
I found another one of these crazy stories out

01:29:54.079 --> 01:29:57.699
of America's Funniest little place. Oh, yeah

01:29:57.699 --> 01:30:03.319
from WFTV 9 Florida woman waves loaded gun at

01:30:03.319 --> 01:30:08.640
McDonald's drive -thru over free cookie Okay,

01:30:08.760 --> 01:30:13.449
because of course they did So this was a story

01:30:13.449 --> 01:30:19.069
from February of 2023. Out of El Monte, Altamonte

01:30:19.069 --> 01:30:22.529
Springs, Florida. A Florida woman is accused

01:30:22.529 --> 01:30:24.649
of waving a loaded pistol at a McDonald's drive

01:30:24.649 --> 01:30:27.090
-thru because she did not receive a free cookie,

01:30:27.390 --> 01:30:31.289
according to the arrest affidavit. Amari Hendrix,

01:30:31.390 --> 01:30:34.770
24 years old, out of Altamonte Springs, was arrested

01:30:34.770 --> 01:30:37.840
Friday and charged with aggravated assault with

01:30:37.840 --> 01:30:40.119
a deadly weapon without intent to kill, improper

01:30:40.119 --> 01:30:43.359
exhibit of a firearm, battery -causing bodily

01:30:43.359 --> 01:30:45.539
harm, and resisting an officer without violence.

01:30:46.340 --> 01:30:49.779
So, lot of charges. Yeah. Over a free cookie.

01:30:50.340 --> 01:30:53.619
Over a free cookie. Hendrix allegedly confronted

01:30:53.619 --> 01:30:56.340
a McDonald's employee at the drive -thru of the

01:30:56.340 --> 01:30:59.479
Altamonte Springs fast food restaurant. just

01:30:59.479 --> 01:31:02.180
before midnight on Thursday, asserting she was

01:31:02.180 --> 01:31:04.420
entitled to a free cookie because the employee

01:31:04.420 --> 01:31:07.000
did not ask her about the franchise's rewards

01:31:07.000 --> 01:31:11.720
program. The restaurant manager came to the drive

01:31:11.720 --> 01:31:15.359
-thru window and gave her the free cookie. She

01:31:15.359 --> 01:31:18.420
then, quote, continued to argue. The manager

01:31:18.420 --> 01:31:21.060
told police Hendrix then grabbed a black handgun,

01:31:21.359 --> 01:31:25.100
inserted a magazine into the weapon, and racked

01:31:25.100 --> 01:31:30.300
the slide. Wow. This was after getting handed

01:31:30.300 --> 01:31:32.920
the free cookie, by the way. That's insane. Police

01:31:32.920 --> 01:31:34.960
said Hendrix then parked her blue Chevrolet near

01:31:34.960 --> 01:31:36.560
the front door of the McDonald's and allegedly

01:31:36.560 --> 01:31:39.079
attempted to enter the restaurant. Another employee

01:31:39.079 --> 01:31:41.520
attempted to lock the front door, but did not

01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:44.760
get there in time, allowing Hendrix to access.

01:31:46.000 --> 01:31:48.279
Hendrix allegedly grabbed the employee by his

01:31:48.279 --> 01:31:51.739
arm and began striking him outside of the restaurant.

01:31:52.039 --> 01:31:56.239
Oh no. According to the affidavit, the man suffered,

01:31:56.239 --> 01:32:00.640
quote, multiple scratches. When police arrived,

01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:04.600
she refused to obey an officer's order to exit

01:32:04.600 --> 01:32:08.420
the vehicle. She did have a legal permit to carry

01:32:08.420 --> 01:32:12.140
the weapon, although pointing it at the employees

01:32:12.140 --> 01:32:14.539
was not necessarily within the law, which is

01:32:14.539 --> 01:32:16.979
part of the problem. That is a problem. While

01:32:16.979 --> 01:32:19.979
she did initially deny waving the weapon at the

01:32:19.979 --> 01:32:21.920
drive -through, video surveillance, of course,

01:32:22.239 --> 01:32:25.760
confirmed otherwise. She was arrested and booked,

01:32:26.079 --> 01:32:29.180
making her first court appearance on the following

01:32:29.180 --> 01:32:34.079
Friday. Wow. That's hilarious. Demands free cookie,

01:32:34.399 --> 01:32:37.539
gets free cookie, commits like ten crimes. Yeah.

01:32:38.340 --> 01:32:42.439
That checks out. I've been there myself. Sometimes

01:32:42.439 --> 01:32:44.479
you just gotta show them that you are the girl

01:32:44.479 --> 01:32:47.899
boss, you know? Indeed. You can't gatekeep my

01:32:47.899 --> 01:32:52.899
free cookie. No, you cannot. Alright, so my story...

01:32:53.369 --> 01:32:56.310
takes place in Baltimore. God bless Baltimore.

01:32:56.810 --> 01:32:59.750
And, oh yeah, so this title of this is, Blood

01:32:59.750 --> 01:33:04.050
Soaked Man Destructively Explaining Guar to Traffic

01:33:04.050 --> 01:33:08.050
Cop. Local metalhead Matt Franklin attempted

01:33:08.050 --> 01:33:12.090
to convince a police officer that the blood and

01:33:12.090 --> 01:33:16.010
bodily fluids covering his body were due to the

01:33:16.010 --> 01:33:18.090
fact he was returning home from a particularly

01:33:18.090 --> 01:33:24.300
messy guar show. What? Okay, well for those that

01:33:24.300 --> 01:33:28.520
don't know, Guar is a metal band. They dress

01:33:28.520 --> 01:33:33.979
in these disgusting like monster type outfits,

01:33:34.000 --> 01:33:37.340
whatever, and play this really heavy metal music.

01:33:37.640 --> 01:33:40.119
They spray this fake blood on the crowd. They

01:33:40.119 --> 01:33:42.659
throw raw meat into the crowd. They like, they're

01:33:42.659 --> 01:33:46.960
insane. I think they, at this riot fest thing

01:33:46.960 --> 01:33:51.500
in Chicago, they had this epitaph of of trump

01:33:51.500 --> 01:33:54.399
and he took a chainsaw and cut his head off and

01:33:54.399 --> 01:33:56.180
there was all this fake blood that just sprayed

01:33:56.180 --> 01:33:59.420
all over the ground and they're insane without

01:33:59.420 --> 01:34:05.199
question so back to the story this is quote okay

01:34:05.199 --> 01:34:08.390
i know how this looks but hear me out Hear me

01:34:08.390 --> 01:34:11.310
out. All this red stuff is not my victim's blood,

01:34:11.670 --> 01:34:15.970
but rather that of a confederate soldier reanimated

01:34:15.970 --> 01:34:20.010
by the band of interplanetary barbarians known

01:34:20.010 --> 01:34:23.609
as goire. pleaded an uneasy Franklin. That's

01:34:23.609 --> 01:34:28.930
awesome. So long story short, this group of good

01:34:28.930 --> 01:34:32.489
for nothing scum dogs was sent by the master

01:34:32.489 --> 01:34:35.850
billions of years ago to conquer Earth. But they

01:34:35.850 --> 01:34:40.210
got frozen in Antarctica, addicted to crack and

01:34:40.210 --> 01:34:43.529
distracted by rock and roll. And they did. And

01:34:43.529 --> 01:34:46.689
tonight they brought Vladimir Putin out on stage

01:34:46.689 --> 01:34:49.869
because he's stealing their job of killing innocents.

01:34:50.819 --> 01:34:54.880
and ripped the skin off his face, which completely

01:34:54.880 --> 01:34:58.100
covered me in blood. So as you can see, this

01:34:58.100 --> 01:35:02.939
is all a big misunderstanding. That's awesome.

01:35:04.579 --> 01:35:07.699
Officer Dale Fosch, who stopped Franklin for

01:35:07.699 --> 01:35:11.960
a broken tail light, was visibly stunned by the

01:35:11.960 --> 01:35:15.199
explanation of intergalactic conquerors, which

01:35:15.199 --> 01:35:17.939
led to the man getting covered in alien semen

01:35:17.939 --> 01:35:22.779
and viscera. Well, he claimed some kind of monster

01:35:22.779 --> 01:35:26.960
with four penises or enjoyed himself all over

01:35:26.960 --> 01:35:32.239
a room full of people Has said a skeptical Foch

01:35:32.239 --> 01:35:37.840
And that a character named ballsack Fed several

01:35:37.840 --> 01:35:43.369
whores to a world maggot I figured it was best

01:35:43.369 --> 01:35:46.489
if I took him back to the station to sober up

01:35:46.489 --> 01:35:49.390
from whatever substance he was on and check if

01:35:49.390 --> 01:35:51.949
there were any missing persons reported tonight.

01:35:52.510 --> 01:35:55.329
You'd be surprised how often I get these nutcases

01:35:55.329 --> 01:35:57.970
and how often they're blasting terrible music

01:35:57.970 --> 01:36:07.890
when I pull them over. Was enraged by Franklin's

01:36:07.890 --> 01:36:10.789
choice to submit so easily to a flimsy human

01:36:10.789 --> 01:36:15.810
cop She should be one of our human slaves is

01:36:15.810 --> 01:36:18.109
apparently taken by a scum sucking member of

01:36:18.109 --> 01:36:22.270
the earth police Well, why didn't he just kill

01:36:22.270 --> 01:36:26.510
the cop and get on with it? Cried the incredulous

01:36:26.510 --> 01:36:30.289
blow far that's what blow far. I I mean would

01:36:30.289 --> 01:36:33.609
have done I mean blow far not for me personally

01:36:33.609 --> 01:36:37.529
in in case this is on the record. But regardless,

01:36:37.789 --> 01:36:40.350
this man is a pansy and a coward and we do not

01:36:40.350 --> 01:36:44.750
forgive him his transgression. Franklin was last

01:36:44.750 --> 01:36:48.390
spotted attempting to explain the lifetimes and

01:36:48.390 --> 01:36:53.409
crimes of Odoris Ungaris to an exhausted lieutenant

01:36:53.409 --> 01:36:56.069
of the police department before committed to

01:36:56.069 --> 01:36:59.270
a local hospital for mandatory 72 hour psychiatric

01:36:59.270 --> 01:37:04.149
hold. Oh my God. That's crazy. The shit that

01:37:04.149 --> 01:37:05.909
happens when you listen to Guar, man. That's

01:37:05.909 --> 01:37:10.010
crazy. If I'm that dude, first of all, I'd lawyer

01:37:10.010 --> 01:37:12.750
up immediately. Oh, yeah. Yo, they did all this

01:37:12.750 --> 01:37:14.569
crazy shit to me just because I was explaining

01:37:14.569 --> 01:37:18.149
a band. Like, I thought it was a bit. And then

01:37:18.149 --> 01:37:21.890
maybe get a payout or something. But that's also

01:37:21.890 --> 01:37:24.569
like read the room, maybe, and just be like,

01:37:24.689 --> 01:37:26.449
OK, they're not playing with this. Like, no,

01:37:26.449 --> 01:37:31.079
I got covered at a concert. Right. I'll fix my

01:37:31.079 --> 01:37:34.460
tail light, I'm sorry. Also, don't go to the

01:37:34.460 --> 01:37:36.680
Gwar show with a broken tail light. It's a bad

01:37:36.680 --> 01:37:40.760
move. Not that an Uber would let you in if you

01:37:40.760 --> 01:37:44.460
were covered in viscera. Maybe hoof it? Maybe

01:37:44.460 --> 01:37:47.479
hoof it? I don't know. There's no good advice.

01:37:47.680 --> 01:37:51.420
Did he clean his car afterwards? I wouldn't step

01:37:51.420 --> 01:37:54.340
in my car if I were covered in alien semen. No.

01:37:54.539 --> 01:37:58.770
I think. If you're going to a Gwar show, I number

01:37:58.770 --> 01:38:01.229
one if you're sitting anywhere near the front

01:38:01.229 --> 01:38:04.109
as an experienced concert goer and knowing who

01:38:04.109 --> 01:38:10.149
guar is yeah you wear either got a poncho right

01:38:10.149 --> 01:38:14.170
poncho or a plastic bag or some shit over you

01:38:14.170 --> 01:38:16.770
just yeah like a smock like throwaway clothes

01:38:16.770 --> 01:38:21.300
yeah that's what you do number two Throw a bunch

01:38:21.300 --> 01:38:23.739
of like old -ass towels in the back of your trunk.

01:38:23.899 --> 01:38:25.880
Oh, yeah So when you come out, you can wipe your

01:38:25.880 --> 01:38:27.659
face and your hands or whatever else you got

01:38:27.659 --> 01:38:32.060
to wipe Before getting in right? Now this thing

01:38:32.060 --> 01:38:34.800
I help you the cops over your trunk and see a

01:38:34.800 --> 01:38:36.819
bunch of bloody towels. They're gonna be like,

01:38:36.939 --> 01:38:40.920
oh my god However It would probably help your

01:38:40.920 --> 01:38:42.819
case a little bit. Yeah. It also maybe didn't

01:38:42.819 --> 01:38:45.119
help his case that he opened up with saying,

01:38:45.279 --> 01:38:47.180
no, this isn't the blood of my victim. Hear me

01:38:47.180 --> 01:38:52.760
out. If I'm the cop, I also may be taken aback.

01:38:53.020 --> 01:38:54.760
I'll be fair. Just a little bit. I'll be fair.

01:38:55.399 --> 01:38:58.079
However, if I were the cop knowing who Guar is,

01:38:58.199 --> 01:39:00.279
I think I'd have left my ass off. Oh, yeah. Or

01:39:00.279 --> 01:39:02.800
unless, and even if you don't know, you could

01:39:02.800 --> 01:39:05.260
do like a little. Quick phone research. Guar.

01:39:05.380 --> 01:39:07.579
Oh, okay, I get it. Look at these guys. Yeah,

01:39:07.760 --> 01:39:10.659
I get it now. Uh huh. Oh, yeah. Stay away from

01:39:10.659 --> 01:39:12.720
the alien semen and fix that tail light. And

01:39:12.720 --> 01:39:14.619
fix that tail light. Have a good night. Yeah,

01:39:14.779 --> 01:39:17.800
just be like, I want no part of this guy. But

01:39:17.800 --> 01:39:19.600
the funny thing is like they submitted him for

01:39:19.600 --> 01:39:22.579
psychiatric eval. It's like he just went to a

01:39:22.579 --> 01:39:24.619
concert, man. Right. They're going to be like,

01:39:24.619 --> 01:39:26.340
why is this guy here? Yeah, I definitely. You're

01:39:26.340 --> 01:39:28.760
like a weird man. Yeah, I definitely lawyer up.

01:39:29.039 --> 01:39:30.659
Like, you fucking chose sent me in there for

01:39:30.659 --> 01:39:35.310
three days. My job is pissed at me. Right. Yeah.

01:39:35.430 --> 01:39:38.649
I wonder what his job is. Right. Cleaning up

01:39:38.649 --> 01:39:41.329
alien semen, of course. I'm a looker. Yeah, right.

01:39:41.930 --> 01:39:44.449
That checks out. This band just really speaks

01:39:44.449 --> 01:39:49.569
to my soul. I know, right? That's awesome. But

01:39:49.569 --> 01:39:52.590
at any rate, ladies and gentlemen, that concludes

01:39:52.590 --> 01:39:58.329
our show for this week. We'll probably not have

01:39:58.329 --> 01:40:00.449
a show next week because it is technically the

01:40:00.449 --> 01:40:03.380
Thanksgiving holiday. I think Aiden will be traveling

01:40:03.380 --> 01:40:04.920
around a little bit, and Lord knows what I'll

01:40:04.920 --> 01:40:07.340
be doing. Just fucking passed out somewhere,

01:40:07.439 --> 01:40:10.640
hopefully. That would be... Just wake up in an

01:40:10.640 --> 01:40:12.640
alley somewhere. I'll be meditating for days.

01:40:13.579 --> 01:40:17.199
Yeah. That's the plan. That is definitely the

01:40:17.199 --> 01:40:20.720
plan. But whatever you do, be safe. Travel safe.

01:40:22.159 --> 01:40:25.340
You know, just travel by plane. It's safe. Yeah.

01:40:25.699 --> 01:40:29.960
Do not travel by motorcycle. Not safe. And just

01:40:29.960 --> 01:40:31.619
have a good time. Watch some football, eat some

01:40:31.619 --> 01:40:34.119
food, get fat, get drunk. Have a good time. Yeah.

01:40:34.220 --> 01:40:38.439
It's safer to hang glide than it is to climb

01:40:38.439 --> 01:40:40.659
Mount Everest on that final push. That's fair.

01:40:40.699 --> 01:40:44.060
So don't, no mountain climbing. Maybe hang glide

01:40:44.060 --> 01:40:46.840
to Thanksgiving instead of mountain climbing

01:40:46.840 --> 01:40:50.039
to it. That's fair. I would say. That's a fair

01:40:50.039 --> 01:40:51.819
comment. It's what I hear. That's good advice.

01:40:51.899 --> 01:40:53.699
Yeah, I would say. Really, that's excellent advice.

01:40:53.739 --> 01:41:00.100
Or commercially fly into your It's the safest

01:41:00.100 --> 01:41:03.199
way to get there. No, it's what they say. No.

01:41:03.500 --> 01:41:05.039
Well, I know some people tried to commercially

01:41:05.039 --> 01:41:08.640
fly in the new. No, no, no, no, no, not going

01:41:08.640 --> 01:41:10.979
to do that. Because then we're going to be like

01:41:10.979 --> 01:41:16.579
too soon. Anyway, we were just trying to say,

01:41:16.920 --> 01:41:20.539
listen, they're not going to censor us. We can't

01:41:20.539 --> 01:41:24.029
get canceled. Because I'll fix it in post. Ah,

01:41:24.569 --> 01:41:28.229
sure. Even though 9 .11 is hilarious. That shit

01:41:28.229 --> 01:41:30.930
went boom and people laughed. Can you believe

01:41:30.930 --> 01:41:35.689
it? Building 7, oopsie. How did that happen?

01:41:36.430 --> 01:41:39.130
Oh, no. Think of all the important Lehman Brothers

01:41:39.130 --> 01:41:41.270
files that were in there that are burned up now.

01:41:41.270 --> 01:41:44.810
I know, right? I know, right? Oopsie. Oopsie.

01:41:44.869 --> 01:41:48.300
Oh my god. That has to be one of the funniest

01:41:48.300 --> 01:41:51.460
days in history. Funny, funny days. Funny, funny

01:41:51.460 --> 01:41:54.319
days. One of my favorite Norm MacDonald bits.

01:41:54.699 --> 01:41:59.039
Rest his soul. You can find it online. He just

01:41:59.039 --> 01:42:01.279
cracked himself up. It was mid -conversation,

01:42:01.420 --> 01:42:03.899
out of context, and Norm MacDonald just looks

01:42:03.899 --> 01:42:05.920
to the person next to him on the couch and he

01:42:05.920 --> 01:42:09.859
goes, 9 -11. And then he just breaks out laughing.

01:42:10.960 --> 01:42:13.619
I don't think that's so, there's something so

01:42:13.619 --> 01:42:16.119
human about laughing about tragedy, you know?

01:42:16.159 --> 01:42:19.199
It's so dark. It's so, I mean it's Norm MacDonald,

01:42:19.380 --> 01:42:21.899
come on. It's Norm MacDonald, it's Norm MacDonald

01:42:21.899 --> 01:42:24.000
and I don't know, I'm a big fan of dark comedy.

01:42:24.020 --> 01:42:28.600
Yeah. So, that's great. So funny. But at any

01:42:28.600 --> 01:42:31.180
rate, ladies and gentlemen, have a great Thanksgiving

01:42:31.180 --> 01:42:36.319
and we'll catch you, if not next week, it might

01:42:36.319 --> 01:42:39.859
be, I might put together. a fireside chat for

01:42:39.859 --> 01:42:41.699
next week. But of course, just keep an eye on

01:42:41.699 --> 01:42:44.680
the socials. We'll let you know. Aside from that,

01:42:44.880 --> 01:42:46.520
I think we'll probably skip next week and then

01:42:46.520 --> 01:42:49.279
we'll see you the following week as we approach

01:42:49.279 --> 01:42:52.239
Christmas, Hanukkah, all that kind of end of

01:42:52.239 --> 01:42:54.920
the year holiday goodness. Be safe, have fun,

01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:58.039
enjoy your stuffing slash dressing. That's right.

01:42:58.659 --> 01:43:01.760
Whatever you call it. Whatever you call it. And

01:43:01.760 --> 01:43:04.960
hey, have a shot of rat milk for me. All the

01:43:04.960 --> 01:43:06.619
boys out there, you better be buying them rat

01:43:06.619 --> 01:43:08.920
milk gallons, bro. That's right. Because I'll

01:43:08.920 --> 01:43:10.680
get to them and then you'll have none left. There

01:43:10.680 --> 01:43:12.060
better be some in the fridge when I get there.

01:43:12.920 --> 01:43:15.239
Yeah. There's schlorpin' rat milk. Fuck the eggnog.

01:43:15.420 --> 01:43:17.439
Fuck the eggnog. You got any rat milk? Yeah.

01:43:19.000 --> 01:43:19.359
Later.