WEBVTT

00:00:09.360 --> 00:00:12.660
Hey there everybody, welcome to the Mark Mo Show

00:00:12.660 --> 00:00:17.679
Season 4 Episode 5, The Dirty Word. You can find

00:00:17.679 --> 00:00:21.679
us on all podcast platforms on YouTube. And I'd

00:00:21.679 --> 00:00:24.500
like to introduce my co -host and producer, Aidan

00:00:24.500 --> 00:00:26.699
Maloney. What's going on, dude? I'm doing all

00:00:26.699 --> 00:00:28.940
right. Still got a little bit of an on and off

00:00:28.940 --> 00:00:33.159
cough. I ate a whole bag of Sun chips like an

00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:37.039
hour ago. Oh, I can I can do that The amount

00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:39.679
of sodium coursing through my veins. I'm pretty

00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:41.359
sure I'll die of heart disease early. You'll

00:00:41.359 --> 00:00:44.500
be well preserved I'll be well, but exactly they

00:00:44.500 --> 00:00:46.640
don't even need to mummify me. It's like oh,

00:00:46.659 --> 00:00:48.859
he ate the Sun chips Just bury him somebody will

00:00:48.859 --> 00:00:50.799
break into the coffin one day be like holy shit.

00:00:50.799 --> 00:00:54.020
It's a bag of Sun chips Yeah, holy 10 bags of

00:00:54.020 --> 00:00:56.380
Sun chips. Did you guys bury a bag of Sun chips?

00:00:57.219 --> 00:00:59.299
Yes. Yes, we did. Yes, we did. But besides that,

00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:01.939
I'm doing pretty good. All right. Chillaxing.

00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:04.299
I like it. I like it a lot. I like it a lot.

00:01:05.750 --> 00:01:08.329
Aiden also runs his own YouTube gaming channel.

00:01:08.430 --> 00:01:10.790
It's called Aiden Spelled the Right Way. And

00:01:10.790 --> 00:01:13.530
he has new PC gaming content. Sometimes it's

00:01:13.530 --> 00:01:16.909
like test beta kind of stuff, which is fun. He's

00:01:16.909 --> 00:01:19.829
done GeoGuessr and PolyBridge and Observation

00:01:19.829 --> 00:01:23.010
Duty, I think is the newest one. And he's got

00:01:23.010 --> 00:01:25.430
all kinds of stuff. So tell the fine folks out

00:01:25.430 --> 00:01:28.290
there what they can expect. Yeah, I've been replaying

00:01:28.290 --> 00:01:31.500
Observation Duty 7 because I've heard Eight is

00:01:31.500 --> 00:01:33.340
coming out soon, and it's one of my favorite

00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:36.920
game franchises recently. As far as indie horror

00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:40.340
experiences go, it's right up there amongst the

00:01:40.340 --> 00:01:43.219
top ten. It is fantastic. So I'm replaying the

00:01:43.219 --> 00:01:46.280
seventh one because I was very bad at it, and

00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:50.120
it seems I remain bad at it. Oh no. Yeah. Which

00:01:50.120 --> 00:01:52.260
is unfortunate, but hopefully it still makes

00:01:52.260 --> 00:01:55.379
for funny content and hopefully engaging for

00:01:55.379 --> 00:01:58.420
the lovely viewers, but it is a good time. Oh,

00:01:58.439 --> 00:02:00.879
yeah, definitely. We, as a matter of fact, if

00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:05.159
we're going to refer to yet another channel,

00:02:05.260 --> 00:02:09.979
if it were, as it were, TheGuysBeAndDudesAK219,

00:02:10.620 --> 00:02:15.000
which was recreated, polished off, dusted off,

00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:17.419
and recreated as a collab channel for the two

00:02:17.419 --> 00:02:20.599
of us, so that we have some of the same kind

00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:23.939
of chaos and humor and all the things you guys

00:02:23.939 --> 00:02:26.930
enjoy here, but... playing games together. So

00:02:26.930 --> 00:02:29.569
it's kind of fun. And we actually did an observation

00:02:29.569 --> 00:02:32.569
during last time. And it was pretty good. We

00:02:32.569 --> 00:02:34.870
got a killer dub. We did get a killer dub. I

00:02:34.870 --> 00:02:36.909
know spoilers, but we got a killer dub. Like,

00:02:37.110 --> 00:02:39.069
I figure, like, just out of the gate, we got

00:02:39.069 --> 00:02:40.889
our asses handed to us. Oh, yeah. It's like,

00:02:40.909 --> 00:02:42.550
oh, there were too many things. I'm like, what?

00:02:42.669 --> 00:02:44.289
Oh, yeah. Like, well, we're missing. Dude, I

00:02:44.289 --> 00:02:47.969
was looking, too. And then the people don't get.

00:02:48.489 --> 00:02:51.330
Like, because it's on a timer. And every hour,

00:02:51.810 --> 00:02:54.289
dung, dung. And like, as soon as you hear that

00:02:54.289 --> 00:02:55.710
noise, you're like, oh, what do I do? Yeah, yeah,

00:02:55.710 --> 00:02:57.030
yeah. Like, I don't think of it as the clock

00:02:57.030 --> 00:02:58.750
telling you what time it is. Because you're so

00:02:58.750 --> 00:03:02.189
locked in. And like, just the cortisol and panic

00:03:02.189 --> 00:03:04.909
is building up inside of you, like, hyper focusing.

00:03:05.389 --> 00:03:07.830
And then it's like, 2 AM, dung, dung. It's like,

00:03:07.930 --> 00:03:10.530
whoa, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. And then it ends

00:03:10.530 --> 00:03:15.219
at 6. So when it was 5 AM, Mean I've got a little

00:03:15.219 --> 00:03:17.879
anxiety anyway. It was amped dude. I'm like oh,

00:03:18.039 --> 00:03:19.840
yeah. I'm like oh my god We've got one hour do

00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:22.360
not we cannot blow this and it totally makes

00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:24.240
I even brought that up in the episode I played

00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:28.379
on my channel recently of like I've never been

00:03:28.379 --> 00:03:31.120
diagnosed with any attention deficit disorders

00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:34.060
or anything like that But I swear to God something

00:03:34.060 --> 00:03:36.159
about the observation duty games bring it out

00:03:36.159 --> 00:03:40.250
of me And I just ramble. I'm like panicky. I

00:03:40.250 --> 00:03:42.889
can't focus. Like, holy shit, this game's all

00:03:42.889 --> 00:03:44.710
about focusing. That's probably why I'm so bad

00:03:44.710 --> 00:03:49.750
at it. Yeah, it's something. But check it out,

00:03:49.810 --> 00:03:51.969
guys. And by all means, what's really fun about

00:03:51.969 --> 00:03:54.349
this, not only that you watch and have fun and

00:03:54.349 --> 00:03:56.810
laugh at our failure and then maybe at a couple

00:03:56.810 --> 00:04:00.330
of our jokes occasionally, but that we're featuring

00:04:00.330 --> 00:04:03.689
these games. So obviously, we want you to play

00:04:03.689 --> 00:04:05.150
them and then engage in all that kind of fun

00:04:05.150 --> 00:04:09.840
stuff. no doubt so please do that and if you

00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:12.139
enjoy all that contact please like subscribe

00:04:12.139 --> 00:04:14.759
share all that good stuff and by the way if you

00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:18.500
like alt rock and Irish punk music tune into

00:04:18.500 --> 00:04:22.920
my radio show it's called after hours it is Tuesday

00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:25.279
nights at 9 p .m. Central Standard Time and Friday

00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:28.060
nights at 8 p .m. Central Standard Time catch

00:04:28.060 --> 00:04:32.019
a stream at wvlp .org or you can find it tune

00:04:32.019 --> 00:04:35.220
in app on your handheld device You can probably

00:04:35.220 --> 00:04:38.920
listen to Alexa as well. Just don't yell at her.

00:04:39.910 --> 00:04:42.550
I will not be able to help you if you do that.

00:04:42.689 --> 00:04:45.509
Right, Jeff Bezos' private army may or may not

00:04:45.509 --> 00:04:48.350
show up at your doorstep. Yeah. I've heard. That's

00:04:48.350 --> 00:04:50.569
the story. That's what I've heard. You know,

00:04:50.569 --> 00:04:52.790
they call themselves ACE. They're not ICE, they

00:04:52.790 --> 00:04:54.430
can't use that. Right, yeah. They just picked

00:04:54.430 --> 00:04:57.329
another one. Copyright, Amazon, customs enforcement.

00:04:57.329 --> 00:04:59.310
Exactly. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. And

00:04:59.310 --> 00:05:02.410
they're equally as shitty. That is what I've

00:05:02.410 --> 00:05:04.670
heard. Allegedly. That's what people allege.

00:05:04.689 --> 00:05:07.949
They will throw your baby in jail. Take your

00:05:07.949 --> 00:05:10.759
Alexa Echo. And they'll chuck it at you like

00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:13.639
it's a weapon exactly it's ow That's what you

00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:16.819
get, and then they leave. So at any rate, yeah.

00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:20.800
Message received. Ask her nicely, and then maybe

00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:23.040
she will play that for you. At any rate, we have

00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:25.279
a lot of fun on that show as well, and play a

00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:27.860
lot of good music. As a matter of fact, I played

00:05:27.860 --> 00:05:30.180
this new song for Aidan just before we went on

00:05:30.180 --> 00:05:33.899
air. It's a song called Tanside by Electric Callboy.

00:05:34.420 --> 00:05:37.740
And I would play some for you now. But there's

00:05:37.740 --> 00:05:39.730
a little thing called Copyright Strike. We do

00:05:39.730 --> 00:05:41.810
not want that. Can't play that. Can't do it.

00:05:41.889 --> 00:05:45.810
Can't get content matched. But it's a, depending

00:05:45.810 --> 00:05:47.730
on what generation you belong to, it is either

00:05:47.730 --> 00:05:51.810
a banger or it is a bop. Or a jam. Or a jam.

00:05:51.970 --> 00:05:54.689
Yeah. Okay, got a few we can use. A few, they're

00:05:54.689 --> 00:05:57.110
kind of interchangeable, but I feel like they're,

00:05:57.110 --> 00:06:00.290
they lean genre -wise, you know? I feel like

00:06:00.290 --> 00:06:03.519
bop. Because it rhymes with pop. It's almost

00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:06.800
more poppy. Whereas banger could be like metal

00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:09.360
or hip hop, you know? Sure, yeah. Okay, that

00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:11.379
makes sense. And jam, maybe that's your like

00:06:11.379 --> 00:06:16.019
R &B, maybe your jazz. That's fair. Yeah. That's

00:06:16.019 --> 00:06:17.980
just speculation. That's just how I feel. That's

00:06:17.980 --> 00:06:19.459
what we've heard. That's what I've heard. It's

00:06:19.459 --> 00:06:21.300
what people tell me. Aiden went down the rabbit

00:06:21.300 --> 00:06:26.329
hole. The Rabbit Reddit Hole. It's a tongue twister.

00:06:26.389 --> 00:06:28.670
It is a tongue twister. And you know any sentence

00:06:28.670 --> 00:06:31.529
is going to be crazy when it starts with, you

00:06:31.529 --> 00:06:35.670
know they say. You know they say. I've been told.

00:06:36.069 --> 00:06:38.189
And when you hear that, people are like, oh shit,

00:06:38.189 --> 00:06:40.529
I got to strap it. Yeah. This is going to take

00:06:40.529 --> 00:06:42.089
a minute. It's going to get nuts. Oh yeah, for

00:06:42.089 --> 00:06:44.610
sure. But at any rate, check out all our good

00:06:44.610 --> 00:06:48.410
shows. We have fun doing it. This past Tuesday,

00:06:49.649 --> 00:06:50.990
there were several elections that were being

00:06:50.990 --> 00:06:54.980
held across the United States. in a very loud

00:06:54.980 --> 00:06:57.279
voice, a significant majority of the American

00:06:57.279 --> 00:07:00.920
people decided that well, they had enough. And

00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:02.899
so Mississippi and Texas and Virginia flipped

00:07:02.899 --> 00:07:05.980
a lot of seats from red to blue. In California,

00:07:06.019 --> 00:07:09.579
they passed this thing called Prop 50 by a significant

00:07:09.579 --> 00:07:11.240
margin, which basically going to allow the state

00:07:11.240 --> 00:07:14.019
to redistrict and add several Democratic seats

00:07:14.019 --> 00:07:17.839
to Congress. Basically all of them. Right. And

00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:21.199
that is just in response to what Texas was doing,

00:07:21.540 --> 00:07:24.639
quote unquote, illegally, maybe kind of sort

00:07:24.639 --> 00:07:26.259
of. That's what they say. They're supposed to

00:07:26.259 --> 00:07:29.079
do this. shit every 10 years at the census but

00:07:29.079 --> 00:07:32.000
um you know because a certain person's sweating

00:07:32.000 --> 00:07:35.060
a little bit about the elections in 26 and 28

00:07:35.060 --> 00:07:39.699
he uh decided to try to rig the game and uh there

00:07:39.699 --> 00:07:42.459
are a few brave folks on the other side going

00:07:42.459 --> 00:07:46.269
oh Oh, OK. We can play. So this is on the table

00:07:46.269 --> 00:07:49.910
now. We can play. And there are a handful that

00:07:49.910 --> 00:07:52.829
know how to play the game. So it's interesting.

00:07:53.089 --> 00:07:55.470
And I'm glad they're playing that game, because

00:07:55.470 --> 00:07:59.709
otherwise we'd all be in a really shitty situation.

00:08:01.069 --> 00:08:04.259
But. The most significant victory was the mayor's

00:08:04.259 --> 00:08:06.379
race in New York City Cuomo was an establishment

00:08:06.379 --> 00:08:09.199
Democrat Who got his ass handed to him in the

00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:11.319
primaries and came back as as a quote -unquote

00:08:11.319 --> 00:08:14.000
independent, right? And then of course who do

00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:16.740
you get support from Trump and Musk? Interesting

00:08:16.740 --> 00:08:18.399
how that works interesting. It's almost like

00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:20.240
it's one big club and we're not in it. We're

00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:22.319
not in it We're not in the car. I guarantee you

00:08:22.319 --> 00:08:23.959
for ninety nine point nine percent of you listening

00:08:23.959 --> 00:08:29.500
right now You're not in it either. No Cuomo Well

00:08:29.879 --> 00:08:31.819
Guys ass kicked, along with the Republican, who

00:08:31.819 --> 00:08:34.639
I don't even remember. Oh, I knew easy were a

00:08:34.639 --> 00:08:37.059
beret and looked funny. Looked like a goof. Yeah,

00:08:37.139 --> 00:08:38.659
looked like a goober. Looked like a goof. I'm

00:08:38.659 --> 00:08:41.200
like, oh my god, if that was my mayor, I definitely

00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:43.779
would leave. I'd be like, no, that dude's cosplaying

00:08:43.779 --> 00:08:45.820
every day. I'm like, nah, I don't think I can

00:08:45.820 --> 00:08:51.779
do that. But at any rate, You know Cuomo never

00:08:51.779 --> 00:08:54.559
declared like oh, I'm mag or whatever But he

00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:56.000
was certainly owned by them and he got money

00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.639
from them So he was all about it, and he also

00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:03.259
had what maybe a dozen sexual assault hmm It's

00:09:03.259 --> 00:09:05.480
probably against him. It's probably why they

00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:06.820
get along so well. It's probably why they get

00:09:06.820 --> 00:09:09.600
along so well all of him and the other Pedophile

00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:13.879
oligarchs, but at any rate Democratic Socialist

00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:17.960
Zohra on Mom, Donnie, Ran Against Cuomo, and

00:09:17.960 --> 00:09:22.059
Beret Boy. Beret Boy! Beret Boy! Hi, I'm G .I.

00:09:22.139 --> 00:09:26.480
Joe. New York's worst superhero. It's me, Beret

00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:29.639
Boy. Elect me as mayor, please. And then all

00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:33.659
the people are like, aw. It's kind of cute, but

00:09:33.659 --> 00:09:39.120
I can't do it. I can't do it. It's just like,

00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:41.659
well, I'm better than Squirrel Girl. And Squirrel

00:09:41.659 --> 00:09:45.879
Girl's like, mm, mm, mm. Where's not? Exactly.

00:09:46.919 --> 00:09:49.440
So fuck it's an actual squirrel. It's an actual

00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:52.259
squirrel But mom down he was supported by Bernie

00:09:52.259 --> 00:09:55.399
and AOC and even Barack Obama Through his hat

00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:57.759
in the ring there and he didn't have the same

00:09:57.759 --> 00:10:00.840
money or power backing him But he had the message

00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:03.159
that resonated with the people and people like

00:10:03.159 --> 00:10:05.500
yeah, we're done with all this other shit and

00:10:05.500 --> 00:10:08.139
It's a stark shift in American politics, and

00:10:08.139 --> 00:10:11.580
we are witnessing the death Although I'll be

00:10:11.580 --> 00:10:14.159
at too slow of a death for me, but death of the

00:10:14.159 --> 00:10:16.620
Republican Party and a shift of the Democratic

00:10:16.620 --> 00:10:19.820
Party to the left finally mom Well, you know

00:10:19.820 --> 00:10:24.500
after what three decades of leaning, right? That's

00:10:24.500 --> 00:10:26.419
the thing. The left loves the green stuff as

00:10:26.419 --> 00:10:28.679
much as the red guys do. They're all bought and

00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:29.899
paid for. They're all bought and paid for. It's

00:10:29.899 --> 00:10:32.879
bullshit. But Mom Donnie, he won a tremendous

00:10:32.879 --> 00:10:36.519
victory and gives the average New Yorker a sense

00:10:36.519 --> 00:10:39.580
of hope. They're like, hey, costs will come down.

00:10:39.620 --> 00:10:41.759
And maybe health care will be available. And

00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:43.659
maybe if I need to. Rent freeze. Right. They're

00:10:43.659 --> 00:10:45.379
rent freeze. Maybe I can actually live somewhere

00:10:45.379 --> 00:10:48.320
near the city that I work in. Right. Oh, wow.

00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:51.700
Amazing, right? However, the corporate media.

00:10:51.789 --> 00:10:54.730
started to spin this whole socialist thing. Ooh,

00:10:55.070 --> 00:10:59.590
spooky word. Oh no. Spooky. And even communist,

00:10:59.809 --> 00:11:02.529
with some of them, to them they just need a class

00:11:02.529 --> 00:11:05.970
on politics, but whatever. Yeah, they never passed

00:11:05.970 --> 00:11:08.590
civics. No, they clearly never did. They don't

00:11:08.590 --> 00:11:12.429
know the difference. Oh, you know, so anyway,

00:11:12.850 --> 00:11:16.360
socialism. Dirty bird. And the Magomines are

00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:19.240
all hoping this will scare the shit out of Americans.

00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:22.820
The only shot the Republicans have in 2026 is

00:11:22.820 --> 00:11:26.139
to peg Democrats as these radical, less radical,

00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:29.820
socialist, leftist, commie bastards. And it scares

00:11:29.820 --> 00:11:32.639
Americans, more specifically the uneducated white

00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:35.559
man, Christians, union workers, and of course

00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:41.370
the richest 1%. But - subsections of human beings.

00:11:41.610 --> 00:11:45.710
Yes, correct. But the real question is are socialists

00:11:45.710 --> 00:11:48.210
and American democratic socialists the same thing?

00:11:48.929 --> 00:11:53.009
No. No, they're not. American democratic socialists

00:11:53.009 --> 00:11:54.809
and socialists are not necessarily the same thing,

00:11:54.830 --> 00:11:58.250
though. The terms are often used interchangeably

00:11:58.250 --> 00:12:02.830
in U .S. colloquial use, which can lead to confusion.

00:12:03.100 --> 00:12:05.620
The key distinctions lie in their approaches

00:12:05.620 --> 00:12:08.179
to governance, economic systems, and methods

00:12:08.179 --> 00:12:11.019
used to achieve their goals. So for democratic

00:12:11.019 --> 00:12:14.080
socialists, like approach to governance. So democratic

00:12:14.080 --> 00:12:16.740
socialists are committed to a democratic political

00:12:16.740 --> 00:12:19.820
system with civil liberties and free elections.

00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:23.600
Shocking. Whoa. And aim to use that system to

00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.159
enact change. They reject authoritarian regimes.

00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:29.399
Okay, that's great. Often associated with the

00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:32.019
historical implementation of quote -unquote socialism,

00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:35.340
for example, the Soviet Union. Economic system,

00:12:35.539 --> 00:12:37.940
they generally advocate for a mixed economy that

00:12:37.940 --> 00:12:41.419
includes both private enterprise and public ownership

00:12:41.419 --> 00:12:43.899
of certain key industries such as energy and

00:12:43.899 --> 00:12:46.340
transportation. Oh, another shocker. Boy, what

00:12:46.340 --> 00:12:49.580
a deal breaker. Terrifying. It's just terrifying.

00:12:49.700 --> 00:12:52.080
It just makes me shudder. Their immediate policy

00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:55.700
goals within the existing US system often align

00:12:55.700 --> 00:12:58.789
with social democratic policies such as Medicare

00:12:58.789 --> 00:13:02.490
for all, wow, what a concept. Tuition -free college

00:13:02.490 --> 00:13:05.409
and strong labor protections, which is why union

00:13:05.409 --> 00:13:07.970
guys just piss me off to no end. It's like these

00:13:07.970 --> 00:13:09.750
guys are trying to fight for them, and it's just

00:13:09.750 --> 00:13:12.230
like, but Mexicans vote red, and they're just

00:13:12.230 --> 00:13:14.330
idiots. Right. So if you're a union guy and you

00:13:14.330 --> 00:13:20.350
do that, you're an ass. Wake up. It chaps my

00:13:20.350 --> 00:13:22.830
hide of all the people that vote the other way

00:13:22.830 --> 00:13:25.919
and why they do it. Stop being an asshole. I

00:13:25.919 --> 00:13:28.679
have first -hand experience with that being a

00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:31.639
union worker surrounded by union workers And

00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:33.700
I try not to talk politics with them because

00:13:33.700 --> 00:13:36.419
I know which way they all lean. Oh sure anytime

00:13:36.419 --> 00:13:39.840
We get on the subject we talk about the economy

00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:45.080
and wages They all get it They all get it. They're

00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:47.360
like, yeah, the American working class is being

00:13:47.360 --> 00:13:50.220
abused and exploited and, you know, none of us

00:13:50.220 --> 00:13:52.059
are really paid enough, especially with rising

00:13:52.059 --> 00:13:54.600
costs of living. And I'm like, oh, so you get

00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:56.379
it. Then why the fuck are you voting for the

00:13:56.379 --> 00:14:00.980
dude that's destroying the small hint, the remainder

00:14:00.980 --> 00:14:04.720
of power that the workers hold? What the fuck's

00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.440
wrong with you? Part of Project 2025, which is

00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:09.960
supported by the Red Hats, is the elimination

00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:12.679
of unions. Right. They don't want unions. They

00:14:12.679 --> 00:14:14.480
want nothing to do with unions. Trump's been

00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:18.600
a union buster since the 80s. And they keep voting.

00:14:18.779 --> 00:14:22.240
I mean, the stupidity is shocking. It really

00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:25.360
is shocking. And there's a lot of union leadership

00:14:25.360 --> 00:14:27.840
that will toe the line, that will preach the

00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:31.120
right things. Yet the union guys all go... Ah,

00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:33.100
but Mexicans, and then they vote the other way.

00:14:33.220 --> 00:14:35.320
I mean, you guys are so stupid. And it starts

00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:38.620
with indoctrination, essentially, because whether

00:14:38.620 --> 00:14:41.440
you grew up with your parents watching Fox News,

00:14:41.860 --> 00:14:43.960
or you're in this really fucked up timeline we're

00:14:43.960 --> 00:14:48.200
in now, where, what is it, Prager? Is in, like,

00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:52.100
children's schools? Yeah. It's fucking insane.

00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:55.740
Yes. You're literally brain - This is like CIA

00:14:55.740 --> 00:14:59.820
shit! You're brainwashing children! Yes. Yep,

00:15:00.159 --> 00:15:02.679
that's the goal. Start young. And then by the

00:15:02.679 --> 00:15:05.500
time they're in their teens, you have an army.

00:15:05.539 --> 00:15:08.620
Right. Is basically what you have. But anyway,

00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:11.100
at any rate, tuition -free college, strong labor

00:15:11.100 --> 00:15:14.700
protections, which implemented the reforms rather

00:15:14.700 --> 00:15:18.100
than immediate end to capitalism, right? So that's

00:15:18.100 --> 00:15:21.340
the idea. Long -term goals. Well, some are...

00:15:21.320 --> 00:15:24.480
Content with a robust welfare state, a social

00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:27.059
democracy, the Democratic Socialists of America,

00:15:27.259 --> 00:15:29.940
DSA, the largest socialist organization in the

00:15:29.940 --> 00:15:33.080
United States, explicitly states that its long

00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:36.059
-term goal is to transition beyond capitalism

00:15:36.059 --> 00:15:39.539
to a system where the means of production are

00:15:39.539 --> 00:15:41.899
socially and collectively owned and managed by

00:15:41.899 --> 00:15:45.259
the working class. The Green Bay Packers, perfect

00:15:45.259 --> 00:15:49.700
example. The transition is envisioned as a democratic

00:15:49.700 --> 00:15:53.279
process, not a violent revolution. Right. How

00:15:53.279 --> 00:15:56.840
is any of this scary or spooky? I don't get it.

00:15:57.279 --> 00:15:59.980
But now let's look at Socialist. in general,

00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:02.460
the classic or traditional version, right? So

00:16:02.460 --> 00:16:04.740
the approach to governance, traditional classic

00:16:04.740 --> 00:16:08.740
socialism as an ideology, advocates for the complete

00:16:08.740 --> 00:16:12.200
abolition of private ownership of the means of

00:16:12.200 --> 00:16:14.580
production, distribution, exchange with the state

00:16:14.580 --> 00:16:17.639
or the workers collectively controlling the economy.

00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:21.159
Historically, some forms of socialism have been

00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:24.440
associated with centralized one party or authoritarian

00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:27.139
states. which is what we're trying to avoid,

00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:30.340
though philosophical socialism itself emphasizes

00:16:30.340 --> 00:16:34.320
democracy and popular control. Right. Economic

00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:38.269
system, classical socialism typically involves

00:16:38.269 --> 00:16:40.750
a planned economy where the government makes

00:16:40.750 --> 00:16:43.350
key economic decisions to eradicate private ownership

00:16:43.350 --> 00:16:47.490
and achieve a classless society. And then the

00:16:47.490 --> 00:16:49.950
methods, traditional socialism may be more inclined

00:16:49.950 --> 00:16:52.450
towards revolutionary change to overthrow an

00:16:52.450 --> 00:16:55.009
existing capitalist order rather than working

00:16:55.009 --> 00:16:58.919
within it through gradual reforms. So, in summary,

00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:01.639
the term socialist can refer to a broad spectrum

00:17:01.639 --> 00:17:04.299
of ideologies, some of which are anti -democratic

00:17:04.299 --> 00:17:07.359
or revolutionary. Democratic socialist, particularly

00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:10.220
in the modern American context, as represented

00:17:10.220 --> 00:17:14.160
by figures like Bernie Sanders and AOC, emphasizes

00:17:14.160 --> 00:17:17.059
achieving socialist goals through the democratic

00:17:17.059 --> 00:17:20.559
process and primarily focuses on implementing

00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:24.180
a strong social safety net and increased government

00:17:24.180 --> 00:17:26.700
regulation of the economy within a democratic

00:17:26.700 --> 00:17:30.920
framework. So in conclusion, don't listen to

00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:33.220
the mainstream media. Don't fall for the right

00:17:33.220 --> 00:17:36.640
scare tactics. Democratic socialism is not a

00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:41.759
dirty word. It's not spooky language for people

00:17:41.759 --> 00:17:44.500
struggling to make it, unable to buy insurance,

00:17:44.599 --> 00:17:48.500
a car, a home, or those in this disappearing

00:17:48.500 --> 00:17:52.680
middle class. In my mind, you have one choice.

00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:55.980
You've got one choice here. Right. In 2026 and

00:17:55.980 --> 00:18:00.039
2028 are going to shape the next century. I'm

00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:03.099
not fucking around here. It is going to shape

00:18:03.099 --> 00:18:06.500
the next century. Whether this is going to be

00:18:06.500 --> 00:18:09.920
some sort of dictatorship where people have zero

00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:13.539
power and there is just this president that can

00:18:13.539 --> 00:18:16.079
kind of do whatever the hell he wants, like a

00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:18.980
king. No king. See how that happened. Right.

00:18:20.789 --> 00:18:24.910
So, that's it. 26 and 28, it takes me back to

00:18:24.910 --> 00:18:27.210
Marvel. It's the end game, right? I mean, that's

00:18:27.210 --> 00:18:29.269
either the American people are gonna do the right

00:18:29.269 --> 00:18:32.309
thing, or they're not, and if they don't, then

00:18:32.309 --> 00:18:33.950
they're gonna sit there, and their kids are gonna

00:18:33.950 --> 00:18:36.849
sit there, wandering for decades, or grandkids,

00:18:37.250 --> 00:18:39.849
like, oh, what the fuck is wrong with this country?

00:18:40.029 --> 00:18:43.829
Well, your parents effed up, and the boomers

00:18:43.829 --> 00:18:49.400
effed up, and this is where we're at. And we

00:18:49.400 --> 00:18:52.339
need to be done with it. Yeah, and it's, you

00:18:52.339 --> 00:18:57.200
mentioned earlier on ignoring mainstream news

00:18:57.200 --> 00:19:00.640
media. I think that's highly important because

00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:07.619
CNN, Fox News, NBC, CNBC, they're all owned by

00:19:07.619 --> 00:19:10.240
billionaire oligarchs. Yes, correct. They all

00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:15.700
are. And their best interest is to keep capitalist

00:19:15.700 --> 00:19:19.369
-friendly bought and paid for politicians in

00:19:19.369 --> 00:19:22.390
power Yes, so the news you're being fed from

00:19:22.390 --> 00:19:24.809
those stations is what they want you to hear

00:19:24.809 --> 00:19:28.650
to keep you to keep you docile or Make you think

00:19:28.650 --> 00:19:30.809
everything is everything's gonna be a okay. Don't

00:19:30.809 --> 00:19:33.269
even worry about it. Mm -hmm That's not that

00:19:33.269 --> 00:19:36.890
like literally it would have taken Take a half

00:19:36.890 --> 00:19:39.690
hour. That's my request to to all you lovely

00:19:39.690 --> 00:19:42.769
listeners who are Doubtful of the information

00:19:42.769 --> 00:19:46.700
presented thus far take 30 minutes of your day,

00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:48.940
after the show, of course, you know, funny bits

00:19:48.940 --> 00:19:52.539
coming up, but take 30 minutes. Do, and I know

00:19:52.539 --> 00:19:54.640
do your own research is a dangerous thing to

00:19:54.640 --> 00:19:56.519
say because some people don't know where to look.

00:19:57.099 --> 00:19:59.200
Right. And you can go down the wrong Reddit rabbit

00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:01.640
hole. Right. You need to find peer -reviewed

00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:04.920
studies. You need to find scientific papers.

00:20:05.599 --> 00:20:08.180
Wikipedia is a great place to go for this type

00:20:08.180 --> 00:20:10.819
of information because every source is cited.

00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:15.240
Yes. Look up what socialism is. Right. Look up

00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:20.099
what a commune is. You will be amazed at how

00:20:20.099 --> 00:20:25.079
fucking logical it all is. Yeah, and I will suggest

00:20:25.079 --> 00:20:28.099
this. There's this place. It has a lot of books.

00:20:28.099 --> 00:20:31.599
It's called a library. And you can go to the

00:20:31.599 --> 00:20:36.140
library and you can get academic books on the

00:20:36.140 --> 00:20:38.359
subject. Don't be like, oh, here's something

00:20:38.359 --> 00:20:41.619
that Hannity wrote. Well... Now you're at the

00:20:41.619 --> 00:20:44.180
library and you're still an idiot. Right. Don't

00:20:44.180 --> 00:20:45.980
fall for that. And I just bring up handy could

00:20:45.980 --> 00:20:49.259
be someone on the left to pick up an academic

00:20:49.259 --> 00:20:52.859
book, read the definitions, read some of the

00:20:52.859 --> 00:20:55.599
shit that I just talked about, and figure it

00:20:55.599 --> 00:20:58.099
out for yourself because they're not trying to

00:20:58.099 --> 00:21:00.160
do this thing that's going to be all spooky and

00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:03.700
be like, oh, no, and now we don't have a democratic

00:21:03.700 --> 00:21:06.039
society. Well, we're not. We really don't have

00:21:06.039 --> 00:21:10.549
one right now. Right. And I would rather us go

00:21:10.549 --> 00:21:13.730
down this path with AOC and Bernie and Mom Donnie

00:21:13.730 --> 00:21:17.569
and some of the others being a leader on this

00:21:17.569 --> 00:21:20.250
because we need it. We need it now more than

00:21:20.250 --> 00:21:23.470
ever. And Canada and the UK and so many other

00:21:23.470 --> 00:21:26.049
countries, they're doing it and they've been

00:21:26.049 --> 00:21:29.849
doing it successfully. So I don't understand

00:21:29.849 --> 00:21:32.130
what's so scary or spooky about it. I think of

00:21:32.130 --> 00:21:34.589
my Canadian friends and I'm like, they enjoy

00:21:34.589 --> 00:21:38.210
the same freedoms we do. if not more, and they

00:21:38.210 --> 00:21:40.269
can go to the doctor and they just show up and

00:21:40.269 --> 00:21:42.650
they sign in and they're not handing a massive

00:21:42.650 --> 00:21:46.269
check or cash over. Or having to declare bankruptcy.

00:21:46.349 --> 00:21:49.109
Or declare bankruptcy. And they own a home and

00:21:49.109 --> 00:21:53.170
they own a car and they take vacations. And so

00:21:53.170 --> 00:21:56.910
just stop it. Whatever is leeching into your

00:21:56.910 --> 00:21:59.789
brain from mass media and other places, just

00:21:59.789 --> 00:22:03.910
stop because it's not that. It's not that. And

00:22:03.910 --> 00:22:07.869
if we live in a world where maybe the billionaires

00:22:07.869 --> 00:22:11.509
just have a few billion less and Maybe the people

00:22:11.509 --> 00:22:13.329
that live on tents in the street that work at

00:22:13.329 --> 00:22:15.789
7 -eleven and McDonald's now can afford some

00:22:15.789 --> 00:22:18.710
sort of apartment or small home That's a fucking

00:22:18.710 --> 00:22:21.309
win, man. You're making him part of the consumer

00:22:21.309 --> 00:22:22.609
class. So why wouldn't the billionaires like

00:22:22.609 --> 00:22:24.970
that? Anyway, I don't get it. I don't get it

00:22:24.970 --> 00:22:28.730
No, and while you're at the library or you're

00:22:28.730 --> 00:22:32.670
taking your 30 minutes of research look up books

00:22:33.600 --> 00:22:37.440
Or articles that reference and talk about techno

00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:40.500
-feudalism and techno -fascism. Because if you're

00:22:40.500 --> 00:22:42.880
one of the types, oh, I get my news from Facebook.

00:22:42.980 --> 00:22:45.039
It's not the same. Oh, I get my news from Reddit.

00:22:45.160 --> 00:22:48.359
Well, guess what? Yo, who owns them? Billionaires.

00:22:48.539 --> 00:22:51.480
Billionaires, right. The same people that own

00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:56.140
the mainstream media. Yep. Go read books. Go

00:22:56.140 --> 00:23:01.539
look at cited scientific papers. Please. Yeah,

00:23:01.680 --> 00:23:04.539
please do that. Please do that because that's

00:23:04.539 --> 00:23:07.839
that's how you learn. Okay, and I know the information

00:23:07.839 --> 00:23:09.819
is probably gonna be dry It's not gonna be sexy.

00:23:09.900 --> 00:23:12.220
It's not gonna be condensed into a couple of

00:23:12.220 --> 00:23:15.799
news reports for your pleasure It's it's it's

00:23:15.799 --> 00:23:17.619
gonna be kind of dry and hey, maybe there's some

00:23:17.619 --> 00:23:20.619
books on tape. Maybe you whatever work you have

00:23:20.619 --> 00:23:23.940
you Drive around or whatever I'm sure there's

00:23:23.940 --> 00:23:26.680
things even on tape or CD or whatever that you

00:23:26.680 --> 00:23:28.779
can get and throw in your car and listen to some

00:23:28.779 --> 00:23:33.039
stuff to you but point of fact is just do a little

00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:35.400
bit of the work, you know, before just be like,

00:23:36.059 --> 00:23:39.019
oh, well, Fox & Friends, well, if Fox & Friends

00:23:39.019 --> 00:23:43.259
is a source for you, then the stuff in between

00:23:43.259 --> 00:23:46.940
your ears, that's not brain tissue, it's called

00:23:46.940 --> 00:23:49.160
Cheez Whiz. It's goop. It's goop. It's goop,

00:23:49.160 --> 00:23:51.980
brother. You've allowed them to melt your brain.

00:23:52.319 --> 00:23:53.799
And even if you're one of those people, you'll

00:23:53.799 --> 00:23:56.220
be like, oh, I'm not real bright. You got a brain,

00:23:56.240 --> 00:23:59.200
dude. You blink your eyes. You can swallow. You

00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:02.119
can eat food. You know when to poop. Right. Your

00:24:02.119 --> 00:24:04.700
brain works. All right? So just take your time

00:24:04.700 --> 00:24:06.380
and do the reading and do the understanding.

00:24:06.700 --> 00:24:08.339
And then when your goofy fox and friends come

00:24:08.339 --> 00:24:10.180
over and they're like, oh, did you hear blah,

00:24:10.359 --> 00:24:11.859
blah, blah? Then you can throw some knowledge

00:24:11.859 --> 00:24:13.339
right at them and they're not going to know what

00:24:13.339 --> 00:24:14.900
to do. Right. They're going to be like, what?

00:24:15.299 --> 00:24:17.099
Where did you get that? Oh, from a peer -reviewed

00:24:17.099 --> 00:24:20.259
study, actually, from Harvard in 2021. Yeah.

00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:22.819
What are they going to do? They're going to be

00:24:22.819 --> 00:24:25.140
like, oh, this guy's smart. Right. Well, that's

00:24:25.140 --> 00:24:27.920
not what Jesse McWhorter's told me. Yeah, well,

00:24:27.920 --> 00:24:30.660
let's just talk about the Eagles. Right. Great,

00:24:30.900 --> 00:24:33.559
yeah. It'll devolve into that, trust me. Oh,

00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:36.660
it always does. Yeah. Yeah, and there are so

00:24:36.660 --> 00:24:39.440
many times, too, that, and I used to get more

00:24:39.440 --> 00:24:41.440
discussions than I do today, because now when

00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:44.859
I hear certain things, and I do not at all mean

00:24:44.859 --> 00:24:48.339
to be smug when I say this, I'll just know they're

00:24:48.339 --> 00:24:50.839
not qualified to debate me, and I'm not being

00:24:50.839 --> 00:24:53.099
an ass when I say it, I'm being completely honest.

00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:55.980
I love intelligent discourse, I love meeting

00:24:55.980 --> 00:24:58.619
smart people out in the wild, even if they're

00:24:58.619 --> 00:25:01.079
on the right. We know people on the right, they're

00:25:01.079 --> 00:25:03.640
not on the far right, and I can have like Bill

00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:06.900
Cottschway to do a sports show with. Great dude,

00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:10.500
he's on the right, but he's not a red hat wearing

00:25:10.500 --> 00:25:13.819
right, and I've had discussions on law and things

00:25:13.819 --> 00:25:17.369
like that with him. I can do that. Because number

00:25:17.369 --> 00:25:19.089
one, I know he's not a crazy red hat. Number

00:25:19.089 --> 00:25:21.849
two, he's a very smart guy. So I can have conversations.

00:25:22.049 --> 00:25:24.109
Aidan's got friends like that, then he can have

00:25:24.109 --> 00:25:27.950
these conversations with. But that's rare. You're

00:25:27.950 --> 00:25:31.049
gonna find more people that just have had this

00:25:31.049 --> 00:25:33.289
information leech into their brain from mass

00:25:33.289 --> 00:25:35.869
media. So you're not always gonna find that.

00:25:36.609 --> 00:25:39.650
But yeah, there's just a lot of times where I'll

00:25:39.650 --> 00:25:42.430
be out there and I'll just make that decision

00:25:42.430 --> 00:25:47.190
not to engage people anymore. Because no matter

00:25:47.190 --> 00:25:49.349
what you tell them, they're brainwashed. So you're

00:25:49.349 --> 00:25:51.930
not gonna change your mind. Facts are beyond

00:25:51.930 --> 00:25:55.950
the comprehension of someone who has been indoctrinated

00:25:55.950 --> 00:25:59.609
and brainwashed. Correct. By these organizations.

00:26:00.369 --> 00:26:03.450
Because they've been fed this bullshit for how

00:26:03.450 --> 00:26:06.390
many years? Maybe decades? Yeah, oh for sure.

00:26:06.539 --> 00:26:08.180
You start bringing up peer -reviewed studies,

00:26:08.299 --> 00:26:10.940
oh, that's big science, that's not real. Trust

00:26:10.940 --> 00:26:12.960
me, this shit started with Carl - If it didn't

00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:15.339
come from Newsmax, I don't want to hear it. It

00:26:15.339 --> 00:26:19.140
started with Carl Rove, with George W, back in

00:26:19.140 --> 00:26:22.039
the early 2K, so what is that, 20 plus years

00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:24.240
ago? Right. That all of this has been starting,

00:26:24.839 --> 00:26:27.599
and they've done nothing but amp it up. They

00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:30.500
just continued to amp it up along the way and

00:26:30.500 --> 00:26:32.799
I don't think John McCain is a red hat by any

00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:35.380
stretch the imagination But he put one on his

00:26:35.380 --> 00:26:39.000
ticket. Yeah crazy the hockey mom from Alaska

00:26:39.000 --> 00:26:41.839
and that was another sign like oh god I hope

00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:44.000
that's not what's coming and guess what it was

00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:47.309
coming. Yep And we should have seen it. We shouldn't

00:26:47.309 --> 00:26:49.829
have been like, oh, that's an anomaly and a bunch

00:26:49.829 --> 00:26:52.069
of guys must have just talked McCain into it

00:26:52.069 --> 00:26:54.670
and that's what happened. And I think there's

00:26:54.670 --> 00:26:56.170
probably some truth to that. McCain was getting

00:26:56.170 --> 00:26:58.309
a little bit up there in age and probably just

00:26:58.309 --> 00:27:00.410
relied on his people. Right. And they're like,

00:27:00.490 --> 00:27:02.130
oh, well, there's a lot of crazies out there.

00:27:02.269 --> 00:27:05.390
We got to appeal to them. Yeah. And sure as shit,

00:27:05.390 --> 00:27:09.369
that's what they did. But yeah, I mean, now we're

00:27:09.369 --> 00:27:11.670
here, dude. We're here. And we just need to make

00:27:11.670 --> 00:27:14.490
the right decision, 26 and 28, and get it right.

00:27:15.259 --> 00:27:18.579
And then maybe it is my hope at that point after

00:27:18.579 --> 00:27:20.160
this. I can't even call it Blue Wave. I think

00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:22.880
it's gonna be a freaking tsunami. After all that

00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:28.099
happens, it is my hope that some people, I don't

00:27:28.099 --> 00:27:32.579
know, like led by Liz Cheney or Adam Kinzinger

00:27:32.579 --> 00:27:34.779
or maybe some others that have kind of taken

00:27:34.779 --> 00:27:38.339
a step back and out to be like, okay, we gotta

00:27:38.339 --> 00:27:42.940
redo the party. We gotta redo the party and...

00:27:42.829 --> 00:27:46.410
As conservatism goes, at least the old version,

00:27:46.789 --> 00:27:49.670
like the Eisenhower -Reagan version, there were

00:27:49.670 --> 00:27:52.529
some policies, procedures, things they did that

00:27:52.529 --> 00:27:55.869
were not terrible. They did some terrible things,

00:27:56.369 --> 00:28:01.690
but ultimately, like the whole idea about conservatism,

00:28:01.809 --> 00:28:05.069
at least 1960s, 70s, 80s version of it, wasn't

00:28:05.069 --> 00:28:07.859
terrible. It was just it was opposite of a lot

00:28:07.859 --> 00:28:09.480
of the stuff the left did. But you know what

00:28:09.480 --> 00:28:11.180
they did back then because they weren't that

00:28:11.180 --> 00:28:13.660
far apart. These work together. Be like, oh,

00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:15.420
shit. OK, I'm not going to get that. But I'll

00:28:15.420 --> 00:28:17.799
support that if you support this. Cool. And then

00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:19.920
at least America was always able to move the

00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:22.539
football down the field, even if you not didn't

00:28:22.539 --> 00:28:24.759
always get what you wanted. But now we're in

00:28:24.759 --> 00:28:26.940
a spot where it's like, OK, this is just not

00:28:26.940 --> 00:28:29.240
going to happen. Right. It's just we can't work

00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:32.640
with that side. So what do we do? You listen

00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:35.789
to Bernie finally. Yeah. What you do. Now we're

00:28:35.789 --> 00:28:37.549
gonna listen to them. Yeah, hopefully it's just

00:28:37.549 --> 00:28:40.650
not a decade too late Because I've been preaching

00:28:40.650 --> 00:28:43.869
it might for 10 plus years. It might be But we're

00:28:43.869 --> 00:28:45.369
gonna we're gonna find out. Yeah, we're gonna

00:28:45.369 --> 00:28:48.609
find out we're gonna find out that There are

00:28:48.609 --> 00:28:52.210
enough people of goodwill out there People that

00:28:52.210 --> 00:28:54.009
are being damaged by all the shit that's going

00:28:54.009 --> 00:28:57.329
on. It's amazing to me farmers buy like an eight

00:28:57.329 --> 00:29:00.250
to Like a, I can't even say eight to ten because

00:29:00.250 --> 00:29:02.529
that would be four to five. I hated fractions.

00:29:03.849 --> 00:29:06.170
But it'd be like four to five or nine to ten

00:29:06.170 --> 00:29:10.869
in support of Trump. And what jerks they must

00:29:10.869 --> 00:29:14.089
feel like. knowing that all these policies and

00:29:14.089 --> 00:29:16.470
tariffs and everything else have effed them beyond

00:29:16.470 --> 00:29:19.170
belief. And here's the thing. It's like, oh,

00:29:19.190 --> 00:29:21.490
here's all these tariffs. These trillions are

00:29:21.490 --> 00:29:22.549
coming at, well, yeah, where are they going?

00:29:22.670 --> 00:29:24.329
Are they in your pocket? I haven't seen any trillions.

00:29:24.890 --> 00:29:26.490
There's no accountability. Nobody's going to

00:29:26.490 --> 00:29:28.710
report anything. They're building a fancy ballroom

00:29:28.710 --> 00:29:29.329
for all the great Gatsby parties. They're building

00:29:29.329 --> 00:29:31.910
a fancy ballroom that's almost, oh, God, don't

00:29:31.910 --> 00:29:35.170
even get me started there. But the point being

00:29:35.170 --> 00:29:39.839
is that Oh, before Gatsby, what was I talking

00:29:39.839 --> 00:29:42.119
about? I lost my train of thought for a hot second.

00:29:43.059 --> 00:29:44.700
Where all the trillions are going, the farmers,

00:29:44.859 --> 00:29:47.140
the tariffs. The farmers. So you had the farmers

00:29:47.140 --> 00:29:50.259
that supported Trump, and now they're just sitting

00:29:50.259 --> 00:29:52.859
there and they're either filing bankruptcy, or

00:29:52.859 --> 00:29:54.380
they're trying to go to the government for money.

00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:56.460
I'm like, well, that money just went to freaking

00:29:56.460 --> 00:29:59.759
Argentina, 40 billion dollars of it. You know,

00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:01.500
and he's trying to be like, oh, we're going to

00:30:01.500 --> 00:30:03.279
get their beef. Okay, Texas, how do you feel

00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:06.720
about that? Exactly. All to support a far -right

00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:09.650
libertarian whose economy failed. Isn't that

00:30:09.650 --> 00:30:12.930
interesting? Yes. Oh my goodness. Right. Because

00:30:12.930 --> 00:30:14.789
he's used to failure. Look at all the businesses

00:30:14.789 --> 00:30:17.970
of his that went bankrupt. But I digress. The

00:30:17.970 --> 00:30:19.609
point being is there's so many people that have

00:30:19.609 --> 00:30:21.549
supported him that really have to take a hard

00:30:21.549 --> 00:30:25.069
look and say, holy shit, I gave this guy my vote,

00:30:25.289 --> 00:30:28.289
maybe not once, maybe twice, and here we are.

00:30:28.829 --> 00:30:32.220
And do you know? there are more registered Republicans

00:30:32.220 --> 00:30:35.140
on SNAP programs than registered Democrats. Right.

00:30:35.140 --> 00:30:37.460
It was just the other day. By a fair margin.

00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:41.359
By a fair margin. So I'm sorry, but you just

00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:43.640
went and voted. We went to the Supreme Court

00:30:43.640 --> 00:30:46.039
stomping your feet. I don't like it. I don't

00:30:46.039 --> 00:30:48.000
like it. And then the Supreme Court's like, OK,

00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:50.400
yeah, F it. You don't have to give the SNAP funds.

00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:52.859
Right. So now you're telling Republican families

00:30:52.859 --> 00:30:55.140
living in double wides or little small ranches

00:30:55.140 --> 00:30:57.779
on the highway down there in Alabama, and they're

00:30:57.779 --> 00:31:00.480
sitting there and they're going hungry. Right.

00:31:00.900 --> 00:31:03.200
Because you don't want to help them. And what

00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:05.740
about all these families? There's just as many

00:31:05.740 --> 00:31:11.720
on on Obamacare than Democrats once again. And

00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:14.039
now what are you telling them? If the premiums

00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:16.619
haven't gone up, they've lost it. Right. All

00:31:16.619 --> 00:31:20.140
the Medicaid programs gone. So what are they

00:31:20.140 --> 00:31:22.750
going to do? Hey a little Bobby he got sick.

00:31:22.869 --> 00:31:24.650
I don't know where to go. Well guess what little

00:31:24.650 --> 00:31:26.670
that you know little Bobby you can just bury

00:31:26.670 --> 00:31:28.690
him Yeah, you just bury him because you know

00:31:28.690 --> 00:31:30.690
you've got nowhere to go right because the guy

00:31:30.690 --> 00:31:33.009
you voted for does not give two shits about you

00:31:33.009 --> 00:31:35.750
Nope, he gives two shits about his other rich

00:31:35.750 --> 00:31:38.569
people that are gonna give him money But that's

00:31:38.569 --> 00:31:42.109
it. Yeah, and everybody was too stupid and brainwashed

00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:45.940
You know, this faux hatred of Hispanics coming

00:31:45.940 --> 00:31:48.099
over the border and they're rapists and they're

00:31:48.099 --> 00:31:50.220
eating your cats and dogs. I mean, people really

00:31:50.220 --> 00:31:53.339
believe this shit. Right. I cannot believe it.

00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:57.900
No, it's fucking crazy. But to be fair, think

00:31:57.900 --> 00:32:00.640
about how weird Kamala Ha - like, laughed that

00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:03.779
one time. Am I right? I know, right? Oh my goodness.

00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:06.920
Yep. She could never be president. Think about

00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:10.559
the laugh. Kamala had a laugh, which apparently

00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:12.980
for some people was too much. Who was the one

00:32:12.980 --> 00:32:18.019
guy? Oh my god. Back in the 2000s that had the,

00:32:18.019 --> 00:32:22.000
like, the scream, the Dean scream. Yeah, yeah,

00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:24.799
yeah. It's like Harry Dean. Harry Dean. And we're

00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:29.079
going to D .C. Oh god, he had a crazy laugh.

00:32:29.420 --> 00:32:32.460
I'm like, but that... It's the same shit. You're

00:32:32.460 --> 00:32:36.140
picking something so asinine to bury someone

00:32:36.140 --> 00:32:39.200
with. The Dean screamed. Dean seemed like a chill

00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:42.119
dude. He seemed fine. He seemed fine. He seemed

00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:44.180
excited to get in the fucking DC. He was always

00:32:44.180 --> 00:32:46.220
excited and intense about stuff, right? Didn't

00:32:46.220 --> 00:32:47.859
matter. He's like, oh my god, this guy, did you

00:32:47.859 --> 00:32:50.960
hear him? Yeah! Always something that they would

00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:53.200
grasp, you know? It's like, oh, there's Sleepy

00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:55.460
Joe. Well, I got a news for you people that we're

00:32:55.460 --> 00:32:58.519
all like, haha, Sleepy Joe. Guampa Twump just

00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:00.480
had a widow nap in front of the whole world.

00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:03.200
Right. I mean, that dude crashed the fuck out.

00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:06.390
After side -eyeing someone who had... Passed

00:33:06.390 --> 00:33:09.430
out in the office passed out because number one.

00:33:09.569 --> 00:33:11.910
It's probably hot as hell number two He's shitting

00:33:11.910 --> 00:33:14.250
in his drawers all the time So it's probably

00:33:14.250 --> 00:33:16.309
like wow this place smells like shit, and he

00:33:16.309 --> 00:33:18.670
probably passed out and then Trump looked over

00:33:18.670 --> 00:33:20.849
there for like a hot second They went I better

00:33:20.849 --> 00:33:23.230
just stare at the cameras, and they're like cool

00:33:23.230 --> 00:33:26.319
click click you look like an idiot. Yep It's

00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:29.400
unbelievable. Like, Hillary tripped going into

00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:31.740
a fucking limo one time. Like, oh my god, is

00:33:31.740 --> 00:33:34.859
she okay? She okay? Oh my god. What about her

00:33:34.859 --> 00:33:37.480
health? She must have a stroke. Yeah, well, half

00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:40.400
of her face isn't fucking drooping down like

00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:43.019
a Salvador Dali painting. Yeah. But the guy we

00:33:43.019 --> 00:33:47.039
got in there now is. It's crazy. Every accusation

00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:51.819
is a confession with these fucks. Yes. Yes. It's

00:33:51.819 --> 00:33:54.799
absolutely... Ridiculous. It's almost like I

00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:57.779
long for the days of GW when he used to do just

00:33:57.779 --> 00:34:00.119
a little stupid shit. You know, Iraqis throw

00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:03.259
their shoes at him and shit. This is like, that

00:34:03.259 --> 00:34:06.339
was the worst it ever got. Fool me once, shame

00:34:06.339 --> 00:34:10.820
on you. Fool me twice, you can't get fooled again.

00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:14.699
It's like, thank you George W. I mean, that was

00:34:14.699 --> 00:34:16.199
the thing. It's like, look, a lot of his policies

00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:19.699
are bad and 0708 was a shit show beyond belief.

00:34:20.309 --> 00:34:23.510
But ultimately, I don't think he was evil. I

00:34:23.510 --> 00:34:25.909
don't think he wanted to be a dictator. I think

00:34:25.909 --> 00:34:28.449
most times he tried to do the right thing. I

00:34:28.449 --> 00:34:29.690
think he had evil people around him. I think

00:34:29.690 --> 00:34:31.309
he had evil, that's the fair point. I think he

00:34:31.309 --> 00:34:33.650
had evil people around him. But you looked at

00:34:33.650 --> 00:34:36.969
GW, just as an average person, and be like, oh,

00:34:36.989 --> 00:34:39.050
I would fucking have beers and a barbecue with

00:34:39.050 --> 00:34:41.429
that guy in a heartbeat. That dude looks like

00:34:41.429 --> 00:34:44.289
a trip. And you look at the guy today, and it's

00:34:44.289 --> 00:34:46.360
just like... If he came up to you, would you

00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:47.900
shake his hand? I'd be like, fuck no. Right.

00:34:48.099 --> 00:34:50.619
Would you bring your child around this man? No.

00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:55.059
No. No way. No, not at all. Nope. Nope. Not at

00:34:55.059 --> 00:34:58.980
all. Not at all. You want dirty word? Trump.

00:34:59.300 --> 00:35:02.139
Yeah. Exactly. There's your dirty word. All right.

00:35:02.340 --> 00:35:06.679
Well, we calm down and we breathe. And we get

00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:08.420
some funny bits, although some of those were

00:35:08.420 --> 00:35:10.800
pretty funny bits. You know what's kind of crazy?

00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:12.980
People could listen to this podcast on their

00:35:12.980 --> 00:35:16.960
way to the library. That's very true. You can

00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:20.260
listen to this on your way to the library going,

00:35:20.699 --> 00:35:23.500
well, I'm going to look. Surely they must be

00:35:23.500 --> 00:35:25.539
wrong. There's got to be books talking about

00:35:25.539 --> 00:35:28.260
this. I'm going to get this book here and I'm

00:35:28.260 --> 00:35:31.380
going to, holy shit, they're right. So that's

00:35:31.380 --> 00:35:34.409
fine. That's the hope is maybe. read a book.

00:35:34.889 --> 00:35:39.849
Yes, Aidan is my son and often biased about my

00:35:39.849 --> 00:35:42.769
children, but I know he's an incredibly smart

00:35:42.769 --> 00:35:46.090
individual that reads a lot. And I already know

00:35:46.090 --> 00:35:49.730
that I'm somewhat bright. I went to a very, very

00:35:49.730 --> 00:35:53.530
good university in the city of Chicago and history

00:35:53.530 --> 00:35:55.530
and politics and all that kind of good stuff.

00:35:57.849 --> 00:36:01.630
I kind of know what I'm talking about right especially

00:36:01.630 --> 00:36:06.289
as as it is it pertains to political ideologies

00:36:06.289 --> 00:36:08.150
and history and things that have worked in history

00:36:08.150 --> 00:36:10.510
and things that haven't and Hey, we're supposed

00:36:10.510 --> 00:36:13.449
to learn from the shit that we haven't now now

00:36:13.449 --> 00:36:16.510
now we're Americans are often the little kid

00:36:16.510 --> 00:36:18.929
in the kitchen when it comes to history because

00:36:18.929 --> 00:36:24.670
we touch the hot stove and then and then You

00:36:24.670 --> 00:36:27.429
know get daddy daddy bush or daddy obama be like

00:36:27.429 --> 00:36:29.889
no see you don't you don't touch the hot stove

00:36:29.889 --> 00:36:34.389
Oh, and then 20 minutes later. We go, huh? We

00:36:34.389 --> 00:36:36.730
don't learn we should learn from history. It's

00:36:36.730 --> 00:36:42.250
not It's not we as in we it's we as in people

00:36:42.250 --> 00:36:45.269
who wear red hats on their head and Largely yes,

00:36:45.489 --> 00:36:47.570
and before they wore the red hats on their head

00:36:48.409 --> 00:36:52.090
You know, they just showed their racism and stupidity

00:36:52.090 --> 00:36:54.710
in other unique ways. Oh, they did. Yeah. Oh,

00:36:54.710 --> 00:36:57.809
they did. Once again, read a book. A lot of that

00:36:57.809 --> 00:37:00.090
there. An image speaks a thousand words. You

00:37:00.090 --> 00:37:06.010
can Google search the riots that happened in

00:37:06.010 --> 00:37:11.030
the 60s when black Americans were allowed to

00:37:11.030 --> 00:37:15.110
go to school with white Americans. People fucking

00:37:15.110 --> 00:37:17.929
rioted. Yep, they had to fight their way through

00:37:17.929 --> 00:37:20.150
the door for an education most of those people

00:37:20.150 --> 00:37:22.630
Well some of those people are still alive today

00:37:22.630 --> 00:37:26.210
and still voting and still voting still voting

00:37:26.210 --> 00:37:28.829
That's that's the biggest problem is that there's

00:37:28.829 --> 00:37:31.670
a lot of them 60 70s 80s, which is why I mentioned

00:37:31.670 --> 00:37:33.769
boomers on occasion Yeah, does that mean every

00:37:33.769 --> 00:37:35.590
single boomer is a bad person now Bernie's a

00:37:35.590 --> 00:37:40.579
boomer. I love Bernie but largely there are many

00:37:40.579 --> 00:37:44.019
of them that lived through that time and were

00:37:44.019 --> 00:37:46.440
partially responsible and or supported or believed

00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:49.840
in a lot of that bullshit. And so what did they

00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:54.159
do? They had kids. Those kids were Gen Xers.

00:37:54.519 --> 00:37:58.940
Now, as a Gen Xer, we largely said F it to everything

00:37:58.940 --> 00:38:02.039
and we've largely kept out of the fray. You'll

00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:05.300
find when it comes to Congress and the Senate,

00:38:05.940 --> 00:38:09.760
the number of Gen Xers in both Very limited.

00:38:10.099 --> 00:38:13.440
Yeah, very limited because as a generation and

00:38:13.440 --> 00:38:18.219
I often Just kind of just put a broad stamp on

00:38:18.219 --> 00:38:21.219
some of these comments, but largely us Gen Xers

00:38:21.219 --> 00:38:24.210
kind of go Nah, fuck that shit. And we just bounce,

00:38:24.329 --> 00:38:27.050
and we're out of it, and we are specialists at

00:38:27.050 --> 00:38:29.630
things like the Irish goodbye, and we just like,

00:38:30.070 --> 00:38:32.130
we're not part of it. We're like, you guys have

00:38:32.130 --> 00:38:35.570
effed it up, and we had some ideas, and you pooh

00:38:35.570 --> 00:38:37.869
-poohed them, so we're just a cool man. We're

00:38:37.869 --> 00:38:41.190
just gonna sit over here and eff it. And so now

00:38:41.190 --> 00:38:43.909
the millennials and the Gen Z -ers are left with

00:38:43.909 --> 00:38:47.369
a pile of dog shit to try to fix. Right. And

00:38:47.369 --> 00:38:49.690
hopefully you guys will. Hopefully. I'm hoping.

00:38:50.289 --> 00:38:52.510
Because I'm gonna get old and I'm gonna need

00:38:52.510 --> 00:38:54.809
health care and I'm gonna need other so mom Donnie

00:38:54.809 --> 00:38:57.170
if you get hey You got bros and sisters that

00:38:57.170 --> 00:38:59.650
they would get them in man. Yeah get them in

00:38:59.650 --> 00:39:02.909
and involved And and once again, that's something

00:39:02.909 --> 00:39:05.969
I've shared to and I think it's fair is that

00:39:05.969 --> 00:39:09.809
if you are involved if You know you volunteer

00:39:09.809 --> 00:39:11.730
for certain things you believe in certain things

00:39:11.730 --> 00:39:13.510
you stand on a corner with an o Kings or whatever

00:39:13.510 --> 00:39:16.730
you do Get involved you put yourself on a ballot

00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:18.840
What's the worst thing gonna happen you lose?

00:39:19.340 --> 00:39:22.360
Okay, but you can try right, you know here in

00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:27.019
Valparaiso we had our city government flip and

00:39:27.019 --> 00:39:30.559
As far as the council But there's a guy that's

00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:32.260
gonna run for mayor this time out who I think's

00:39:32.260 --> 00:39:34.679
got a real shot and another guy who was going

00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:38.320
to unseat an Indiana representative who's just

00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:43.000
long been there and just been a bad seed, and

00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:45.820
a bad dude, and I think he's gonna replace him.

00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:48.579
So, once again, you just gotta try. You gotta

00:39:48.579 --> 00:39:50.800
try, and if you have the right messaging and

00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:54.260
you believe in it, and you just, you know, there's

00:39:54.260 --> 00:39:56.579
some people you're not gonna, that aren't going

00:39:56.579 --> 00:39:58.599
to buy what you're selling. But you know what,

00:39:58.599 --> 00:40:01.059
if you're honest and you're genuine, you're like,

00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:03.579
look, this is the way forward, you might just

00:40:03.579 --> 00:40:05.159
get a few of them, and that might be all you

00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:10.469
need. That's it. So hang in there and we're gonna

00:40:10.469 --> 00:40:19.949
take a break carpe diem coming up All right,

00:40:19.989 --> 00:40:22.690
we are back everybody and it is time for carpe

00:40:22.690 --> 00:40:25.469
diem you find beautiful people send us your DMS

00:40:25.469 --> 00:40:29.829
and we read them on the air and If it's a form

00:40:29.829 --> 00:40:33.199
of a question, we'll answer them. Well Mean we

00:40:33.199 --> 00:40:35.639
could we could answer them we have the capabilities

00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:37.940
to do so definitely have the capability to answer

00:40:37.940 --> 00:40:41.820
them and I mean Hey look, we could get 10 20

00:40:41.820 --> 00:40:43.780
30 and then we'll have to make some decisions.

00:40:43.820 --> 00:40:46.300
Oh, no, but but I'll be honest You know, there's

00:40:46.300 --> 00:40:48.119
a lot of times we all man. I have this really

00:40:48.119 --> 00:40:50.900
great question How can I get the guys the mark

00:40:50.900 --> 00:40:54.139
most show to answer my question and then I have

00:40:54.139 --> 00:40:56.280
two hands, right? And then in my left hand while

00:40:56.280 --> 00:40:58.320
there's nothing there. Oh, no, but then I look

00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:01.570
at my right hand and There's there's a hundo

00:41:01.570 --> 00:41:06.869
in there. No, and I go well Wow, how did oh?

00:41:07.309 --> 00:41:09.670
The next question on the water. Yeah, so you

00:41:09.670 --> 00:41:13.730
see how that works see that now that's the mentality

00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:16.980
The douchebag 1 % that we were just talking about

00:41:16.980 --> 00:41:18.699
we just talked about that too. Yeah, we just

00:41:18.699 --> 00:41:21.239
we just talked about that So yes a circle left.

00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:23.099
I've left the Democratic Socialist. I'm now one

00:41:23.099 --> 00:41:26.420
of the D bags and just for the segment just for

00:41:26.420 --> 00:41:29.519
the segment though only for the segment and You

00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:31.400
know, we'll take your credit card number store

00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:34.179
it properly. Of course, right? Well, you just

00:41:34.179 --> 00:41:36.699
send us your credit card Yeah, you can keep a

00:41:36.699 --> 00:41:39.400
photocopy of it for your records Yeah, but we'll

00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:40.699
keep it safe for you. We'll keep it safe for

00:41:40.699 --> 00:41:42.900
sure. Keep it safe along with your social security

00:41:42.900 --> 00:41:46.099
card. The card itself, of course. The card itself.

00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:48.300
Maybe the title to your car. Be a good idea.

00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:51.739
And the key and the vehicle. Do a quick claim

00:41:51.739 --> 00:41:54.139
deed on your house and just write it over to

00:41:54.139 --> 00:41:55.780
us. Write it over. We'll let you live there.

00:41:56.079 --> 00:41:58.719
But just over to us would be great. And then

00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:02.099
we'll store your amounts. Just on the side. That's

00:42:02.099 --> 00:42:05.099
a side gig. It's a side gig. We'll see we do

00:42:05.099 --> 00:42:07.219
mother store professional work. It is professional.

00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:10.139
It's most definitely professional But at any

00:42:10.139 --> 00:42:13.599
rate, so here we go. I've got what I got today

00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:16.539
Looks like I got four of them here at blue who?

00:42:17.699 --> 00:42:20.280
Hello, Mark Mo Show. I'm from New York and I'm

00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:23.219
so happy about Tuesday night. I actually cried.

00:42:23.460 --> 00:42:25.840
I feel like there is a glimmer of hope to fix

00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:28.179
what is broken. Do you think the Democratic Party

00:42:28.179 --> 00:42:30.599
can retake the House and Senate? Well, I think

00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:32.619
we kind of sort of already talked a little bit.

00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:36.170
This is true, Mr. Blue. Blue's Clues. I think

00:42:36.170 --> 00:42:42.650
so. The Blue's Clues. Mail time. And yeah, I

00:42:42.650 --> 00:42:45.289
think so. It's looking good. It's looking good.

00:42:45.489 --> 00:42:49.469
I would keep an eye out. Keep an eye out for

00:42:49.469 --> 00:42:53.369
the feds perhaps interfering with New York at

00:42:53.369 --> 00:42:55.409
all. They're gonna try. In the coming months

00:42:55.409 --> 00:42:59.570
because they're gonna try. Keep an eye on any

00:42:59.570 --> 00:43:02.550
weird bomb threats at voting centers. They did

00:43:02.550 --> 00:43:05.900
that in New Jersey, heavy. They did that in Jersey.

00:43:06.420 --> 00:43:10.159
Keep an eye out for any weird personnel at or

00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:13.239
around voting centers. Just document it all.

00:43:13.420 --> 00:43:16.920
Document it all and hopefully it will be a fair

00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:21.639
and free election cycle in 2026. That can at

00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:24.360
least be the hope. That's what we want. That's

00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:27.530
what we want and I'll tell you if... uh, you

00:43:27.530 --> 00:43:29.389
know, you get a lot of those ice guys and they

00:43:29.389 --> 00:43:32.429
start deploying them, uh, to a lot of election

00:43:32.429 --> 00:43:36.369
sites, uh, that, um, feel free to stand there.

00:43:36.690 --> 00:43:39.469
Yeah. You can stand there. You can't, you cannot

00:43:39.469 --> 00:43:43.090
promote specific parties or candidates. Correct.

00:43:43.489 --> 00:43:45.329
You stand there. Like if I wanted to stand there

00:43:45.329 --> 00:43:49.110
with, I don't know, my blue jeans and steel -toed

00:43:49.110 --> 00:43:51.909
boots and gloves and a baseball bat, just, oh

00:43:51.909 --> 00:43:53.949
yeah, I'm going to a softball game. Yeah. I'm

00:43:53.949 --> 00:43:55.650
allowed to be here. But I'm just gonna stand

00:43:55.650 --> 00:43:59.230
here for a while. Know your first and second

00:43:59.230 --> 00:44:02.869
and fourth and fifth amendment rights. All of

00:44:02.869 --> 00:44:07.349
that. All of it. And just make sure nobody tries

00:44:07.349 --> 00:44:09.909
to prevent you from voting. Right. Oh, by the

00:44:09.909 --> 00:44:14.150
way, separate, somewhat separate, apparently

00:44:14.150 --> 00:44:15.949
in Chicago, and this has been happening the last

00:44:15.949 --> 00:44:18.130
few days, because we're in Valparaiso, Indiana,

00:44:18.170 --> 00:44:21.170
which is basically like we're in Chicagoland.

00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:26.780
is what it is. Yeah. And so, in the city, ICE

00:44:26.780 --> 00:44:28.780
has been screwing with a lot of people. Right.

00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:34.019
And apparently, lately, they've been just standing

00:44:34.019 --> 00:44:39.440
on sidewalks, asking people for their information,

00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:44.679
for their ID, just walking on a sidewalk. That's

00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:49.099
Gestapo shit. That's like, let us see your papers.

00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:52.710
Right. No! No, you may not, that was more like

00:44:52.710 --> 00:44:57.530
a KGB guy, but whatever. My accent slipped into

00:44:57.530 --> 00:44:59.349
a Russian automatically. I almost had Putin on

00:44:59.349 --> 00:45:04.829
the brain, like Trump. So anyway, that's like,

00:45:04.949 --> 00:45:07.949
no. You're not legally required to do that. You

00:45:07.949 --> 00:45:11.869
don't have to provide your ID to these guys at

00:45:11.869 --> 00:45:15.750
all. At all. I don't care who you are. They get

00:45:15.750 --> 00:45:17.630
in your way, they ask you that, just sidestep

00:45:17.630 --> 00:45:19.250
them, be like, excuse me, sir, I'm gonna walk

00:45:19.250 --> 00:45:22.199
right by. Just walk right by them. They're not

00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:24.960
allowed to do that. That is some crazy shit.

00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:28.739
Right. So just say no. Know your rights, as Aidan

00:45:28.739 --> 00:45:32.340
said. Alright, on to Three Finger Louie. Oh,

00:45:32.340 --> 00:45:34.780
sorry about that, Louie. Oh, no. I am a musician

00:45:34.780 --> 00:45:37.840
in a few bands. What do you guys think are some

00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:40.920
of the biggest issues facing local bands today?

00:45:42.179 --> 00:45:45.840
Immediate number one problem. Artificial intelligence.

00:45:46.360 --> 00:45:52.460
AI and AI companies. are looking to commodify

00:45:52.460 --> 00:45:58.199
and destroy art as we know it true um it's it's

00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:03.519
kind of fucked up really that these these companies

00:46:03.519 --> 00:46:06.639
are not only scraping the internet for anything

00:46:06.639 --> 00:46:08.980
any human being has ever posted which essentially

00:46:08.980 --> 00:46:14.239
means stealing your art yes without any type

00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:17.719
of repayment for using it they are taking your

00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:22.300
art to feed data to their AI to replace artists.

00:46:22.820 --> 00:46:25.860
That, over the next five to ten years, is going

00:46:25.860 --> 00:46:28.360
to be a massive problem. I'm calling it right

00:46:28.360 --> 00:46:31.880
now. Massive problem. So I think that's going

00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:37.940
to be troubling, and it's terrifying. Yes. As

00:46:37.940 --> 00:46:40.380
someone that makes YouTube videos, as people

00:46:40.380 --> 00:46:43.280
that make podcasts, as someone that makes music,

00:46:43.619 --> 00:46:48.820
it's horrifying to think of. So I think that's,

00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:50.440
at least that's the first thing that comes to

00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:53.860
mind is something that really makes me terrified

00:46:53.860 --> 00:46:58.559
of this techno -fascist bullshit that just kind

00:46:58.559 --> 00:47:01.239
of seems to always be around the corner. Right,

00:47:01.500 --> 00:47:04.920
exactly. It really is. Now that was really good.

00:47:06.019 --> 00:47:08.440
Yeah. I agree with everything you say. That's

00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:10.820
a little more big picture. Yeah. Oh, for sure.

00:47:10.980 --> 00:47:14.500
No, but that's dead on. I think for a lot of

00:47:14.500 --> 00:47:18.800
local bands, the thing that is the problem, because

00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:21.260
there's a lot of bands that make really good

00:47:21.260 --> 00:47:25.260
music. The problem is if these bands, and I know

00:47:25.260 --> 00:47:28.360
one artist, he's a rapper. It's our boy Jacob.

00:47:28.360 --> 00:47:31.739
It's our boy Jacob. And I look at a lot of people

00:47:31.739 --> 00:47:36.599
that are very talented artists, but unless they

00:47:36.670 --> 00:47:39.690
kind of this is like an old school term quote

00:47:39.690 --> 00:47:42.170
unquote catch a break right unless they catch

00:47:42.170 --> 00:47:48.250
a break somewhere you have to have a uh you have

00:47:48.250 --> 00:47:50.110
to have a certain amount of money behind you

00:47:50.110 --> 00:47:53.889
and you have to have someone that's dedicated

00:47:53.889 --> 00:47:56.929
to your social media right not just like any

00:47:56.929 --> 00:47:58.630
band is like i will just throw shit up there

00:47:58.630 --> 00:48:02.289
whatever that's fine but If you have talent,

00:48:02.369 --> 00:48:04.210
you're like, hey, I think we maybe can take a

00:48:04.210 --> 00:48:06.469
next step here. We're really good. We even have

00:48:06.469 --> 00:48:09.610
some original stuff. You have to be able to get

00:48:09.610 --> 00:48:13.269
someone that is that social media is their profession,

00:48:13.670 --> 00:48:17.130
social media and marketing, and get someone to

00:48:17.130 --> 00:48:20.070
get you to that next step. It's super, super

00:48:20.070 --> 00:48:22.570
important, whether it's utilization of Instagram

00:48:22.570 --> 00:48:24.769
and TikTok and Facebook and all of it together.

00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:27.719
You have to get someone that's dedicated to doing

00:48:27.719 --> 00:48:31.260
that, and that takes money, too. Right. So, it's...

00:48:31.260 --> 00:48:36.199
I think, largely, it's money, and it's the ability

00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:40.579
to promote. Yeah. I think those two things are

00:48:40.579 --> 00:48:43.900
super important. And having the determination

00:48:43.900 --> 00:48:51.010
and perseverance to keep going when... You post

00:48:51.010 --> 00:48:54.630
a video or song or play a local show and it just

00:48:54.630 --> 00:48:57.289
doesn't pop off like you thought it would Yeah,

00:48:57.409 --> 00:48:59.969
just to have the determination to be like I whatever

00:48:59.969 --> 00:49:02.289
just keep going keep it rolling keep it rolling

00:49:02.289 --> 00:49:04.130
Yeah, I mean there's there's gonna be nights

00:49:04.130 --> 00:49:06.489
you show up at that bar and for whatever reason

00:49:06.489 --> 00:49:08.130
There's eight people sitting in front of you

00:49:08.130 --> 00:49:10.289
will play for those eight people like you would

00:49:10.289 --> 00:49:12.849
play for 800 people, right? You gotta play the

00:49:12.849 --> 00:49:15.030
same way and give them the great experience,

00:49:15.170 --> 00:49:17.250
because you know what? Even if it's eight people,

00:49:17.690 --> 00:49:19.610
but six of those eight people are like, oh my

00:49:19.610 --> 00:49:22.809
god, this band was freaking awesome. They knew

00:49:22.809 --> 00:49:24.690
so many of my favorites, and some of the original

00:49:24.690 --> 00:49:28.010
stuff was fire. And that's it. You can post your

00:49:28.010 --> 00:49:29.969
own - They all tell a friend. Right, exactly.

00:49:30.449 --> 00:49:32.190
Now you're going to have more people show up

00:49:32.190 --> 00:49:33.929
for that next show when you come back. So it's

00:49:33.929 --> 00:49:38.809
really engagement is important. But yeah, I think

00:49:38.809 --> 00:49:40.989
that's probably some of the biggest issues facing

00:49:40.989 --> 00:49:45.730
them for sure. Dub Beach Bum 3049, love your

00:49:45.730 --> 00:49:49.190
show. I've heard you guys talk about this island

00:49:49.190 --> 00:49:52.110
and I've actually been to Curacao. Oh, I love

00:49:52.110 --> 00:49:54.489
Curacao. The people are amazing and the beaches

00:49:54.489 --> 00:49:56.829
are beautiful. Do you have some favorite beaches?

00:49:57.400 --> 00:50:01.079
Oh, good question. First of all, a little envious.

00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:04.119
Congratulations on your Curacao adventures. Wish

00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:06.019
we could go. Wish we could go. Wish they would

00:50:06.019 --> 00:50:09.900
send us a bottle of the good stuff. Yes. I am

00:50:09.900 --> 00:50:13.699
not a big beach guy. I do not enjoy beaches.

00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:18.659
I get it. I totally understand how tranquil it

00:50:18.659 --> 00:50:21.260
can be hearing the waves and watching the sunset.

00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:24.880
That's kind of it for me like sand in between

00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:28.119
my toes makes me feel all crunchy and weird and

00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:31.400
Especially midday bro 15 minutes. I'm sunburned.

00:50:31.519 --> 00:50:34.539
It doesn't matter how much SPF I slather on my

00:50:34.539 --> 00:50:38.079
pasty ass skin It's I'm red as a lobster the

00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:43.380
only time I enjoy beach is sunset. Yeah, so We're

00:50:43.380 --> 00:50:46.360
talking sunset at the beach. It could be damn

00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:49.869
near any beach. Oh sure unfortunately we Our

00:50:49.869 --> 00:50:53.309
beaches are kind of destroyed from all of the

00:50:53.309 --> 00:50:55.670
industry that just pollutes the fuck out of everything.

00:50:56.929 --> 00:51:00.449
But yeah, any beach after sunset or during sunset

00:51:00.449 --> 00:51:03.750
could be the beach for me. Oh, for sure. Yeah,

00:51:03.750 --> 00:51:08.929
I would. I would agree. I would. Since I'm I'm

00:51:08.929 --> 00:51:11.769
very much the traveler used to be, I got to do

00:51:11.769 --> 00:51:14.010
some shit before I can travel again. Blues traveler.

00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:17.260
I should or I'm just gonna quit life and just

00:51:17.260 --> 00:51:19.059
walk around and travel anyway who gives a shit,

00:51:19.500 --> 00:51:23.400
but Not that that's that's an episode for a different

00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:27.699
day at any rate I would say we actually have

00:51:27.699 --> 00:51:30.340
a really great beach here. It's called the Indiana

00:51:30.340 --> 00:51:32.679
Dunes. It's actually actually a national park

00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:36.199
and That's kind of a neat little beach system

00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:39.670
right there. The only problem is don't Don't

00:51:39.670 --> 00:51:42.170
go in it too far. Don't submerse your head because

00:51:42.170 --> 00:51:44.949
it's just down the way a bit There are some factories

00:51:44.949 --> 00:51:47.570
and steel mills and stuff like that. And when

00:51:47.570 --> 00:51:49.849
I went there, I either got an eyeache or an earache

00:51:49.849 --> 00:51:53.750
so You know, hey, strolling up to your knees

00:51:53.750 --> 00:51:55.309
or something, I'm sure you'll be fine. Unless

00:51:55.309 --> 00:51:56.809
you got an open wound, I wouldn't recommend it.

00:51:56.849 --> 00:52:00.489
Yeah. But the water's a little bit sus. At any

00:52:00.489 --> 00:52:03.630
rate, it's a beautiful beach. And there's actually

00:52:03.630 --> 00:52:07.010
this rooftop bar that's cool to go to. Super

00:52:07.010 --> 00:52:10.050
gorgeous. With a great view. And you can go to

00:52:10.050 --> 00:52:12.610
the bar and get a beer. I would highly recommend

00:52:12.610 --> 00:52:14.909
not eating there because you'll probably wait

00:52:14.909 --> 00:52:18.670
until dinner the next day to get it. So I would

00:52:18.670 --> 00:52:22.829
just buyer beware there for sure. But at any

00:52:22.829 --> 00:52:26.090
rate, it's a very cool spot and you should check

00:52:26.090 --> 00:52:30.550
that out if you're venturing on that beach. a

00:52:30.550 --> 00:52:34.389
big fan of the beaches on the other side of Lake

00:52:34.389 --> 00:52:36.550
Michigan. So going up actually into the state

00:52:36.550 --> 00:52:40.670
of Michigan into areas like St. Joe. They got

00:52:40.670 --> 00:52:43.369
some real neat beaches there. You can check those

00:52:43.369 --> 00:52:49.670
out. Chicago. We often can't say enough about

00:52:49.670 --> 00:52:52.510
that city in general anyway. But from Oak Street

00:52:52.510 --> 00:52:54.610
Beach all the way up to North Avenue Beach, just

00:52:54.610 --> 00:52:58.849
beautiful. It's really great stuff. And for whatever

00:52:58.849 --> 00:53:00.809
reason, you don't have the same issues at the

00:53:00.809 --> 00:53:03.809
water there. But you don't have Homer Simpson

00:53:03.809 --> 00:53:07.449
in the glow stick of destiny there on that side

00:53:07.449 --> 00:53:10.369
of the lake. I would say South Beach of Miami,

00:53:10.750 --> 00:53:16.559
amazing. I would also say Venice Beach, although

00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:20.559
it can get kind of spooky. You have a lot of

00:53:20.559 --> 00:53:26.559
individuals there that partake in the drugs,

00:53:26.679 --> 00:53:30.480
as it were, some homeless folks, wide range people.

00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:36.500
So if you're sensitive to that, that beach, going

00:53:36.500 --> 00:53:39.119
up to Santa Monica Pier and all that, kind of

00:53:39.119 --> 00:53:42.829
neat, could be spooky for you. Me, I don't give

00:53:42.829 --> 00:53:45.849
a shit, but you might But it's still beautiful.

00:53:45.849 --> 00:53:49.349
It's gorgeous Pacific Ocean is amazing So I do

00:53:49.349 --> 00:53:53.090
kind of like that Let me see if there's any others

00:53:53.090 --> 00:53:59.289
that I can think of off the top of my head Probably

00:53:59.289 --> 00:54:02.610
oh Where I used to live I lived there for a year

00:54:02.610 --> 00:54:05.969
as Fort Myers Beach It was like 20 minutes from

00:54:05.969 --> 00:54:09.710
my house and the beach is Beach is beautiful

00:54:09.710 --> 00:54:12.420
and obviously there was a hurricane that Blew

00:54:12.420 --> 00:54:15.059
that entire place out. I believe from what I've

00:54:15.059 --> 00:54:17.280
heard they're like half to two -thirds rebuilt

00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:20.760
So hopefully that's going well for them and but

00:54:20.760 --> 00:54:22.820
that beach is beautiful It's it's a gorgeous

00:54:22.820 --> 00:54:24.679
beach and the thing I like about the beach and

00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:27.340
I understand Aidan's Comments about the beach

00:54:27.340 --> 00:54:30.320
like just getting sandy and just that whole feeling

00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:33.940
I You know, you have to go to the beach to go

00:54:33.940 --> 00:54:37.340
to the beach bars And I love a good beach bar

00:54:37.340 --> 00:54:40.739
where you got the tiki drinks and the breeze

00:54:40.739 --> 00:54:43.000
is blowing in off the water. Those can get you

00:54:43.000 --> 00:54:45.239
fucked up, too. Oh, dude. Well, that's the thing.

00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:48.920
It's like you don't want to get, because I've

00:54:48.920 --> 00:54:50.980
done this, you don't want to get too buzzed.

00:54:51.159 --> 00:54:53.219
Panama City Beach is good, too. You don't want

00:54:53.219 --> 00:54:55.519
to get too buzzed and then start venturing out

00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:57.539
in the middle of a sunny day. You forget to put

00:54:57.539 --> 00:55:01.440
your sunscreen on. Get dehydrated. I got so sunburned

00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:03.440
on my legs one time. This was in Panama City

00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:06.639
Beach with my buddy Andy. They were purple. I

00:55:06.639 --> 00:55:09.179
kid you not. They weren't like super bright red,

00:55:09.360 --> 00:55:11.059
like, oh, ouchie, you know, these got bright.

00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:15.059
They were purple. I literally, it cost me a day,

00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:17.179
because I was just like, I told Andy, because

00:55:17.179 --> 00:55:19.920
we met these, we met these girls from Penn State,

00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:23.360
of course. So one of them that he was hooking

00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:26.440
up with, gosh, what was her name? She was so

00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:28.679
nice. Can't remember her name. Doesn't matter,

00:55:28.739 --> 00:55:30.500
I guess, for the whole point of the story. Anyway.

00:55:31.679 --> 00:55:33.420
I was like, yeah, you just go and have fun with

00:55:33.420 --> 00:55:35.780
them today. I am literally going to sit here

00:55:35.780 --> 00:55:38.099
and keep going to the ice machine and just get

00:55:38.099 --> 00:55:40.840
bags of ice and just put my legs on them. Yeah.

00:55:41.159 --> 00:55:42.900
And then by the evening, I was at least able

00:55:42.900 --> 00:55:46.519
to put a pair of pants on and with some aloe

00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:48.360
and stuff and just go to the bar or whatever.

00:55:48.960 --> 00:55:52.000
But it cost me a day. So you have to be careful,

00:55:52.219 --> 00:55:56.840
man. Just while you're sober, lather up. Lather

00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:59.960
up first or just wait till the late afternoon

00:55:59.960 --> 00:56:03.800
early evening. I was gonna say The the only like

00:56:03.800 --> 00:56:08.280
I would should I be a beach bum like this this

00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:11.920
lovely? Question or is yeah, I would almost want

00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:15.179
to be nocturnal for sure You know you sleep through

00:56:15.179 --> 00:56:18.199
the the brightest most UV harsh part of the day

00:56:18.199 --> 00:56:21.880
and you get to enjoy sunset and sunrise Exactly.

00:56:22.300 --> 00:56:24.389
Yep Definitely not healthy for your circadian

00:56:24.389 --> 00:56:27.030
rhythm, but it's healthy for my skin that I don't

00:56:27.030 --> 00:56:29.769
become red in ten minutes. Nah, that's fine.

00:56:29.829 --> 00:56:31.809
I don't need that Cascadian rhythm stuff anyway.

00:56:33.309 --> 00:56:36.329
Cascadian rhythm. That's fine. It's all good.

00:56:36.630 --> 00:56:38.369
Haven't listened to that type of jazz before.

00:56:40.750 --> 00:56:43.090
It's all good. It's all fine. It doesn't matter.

00:56:43.170 --> 00:56:47.309
I don't sleep. All right. The final Carpe Diem

00:56:47.309 --> 00:56:49.949
is from our friend at Stoner Stanley 420. Our

00:56:49.949 --> 00:56:54.699
guy. Hello Momo and Alan I have a question. All

00:56:54.699 --> 00:57:00.340
right. Do you do you know what it is? So that

00:57:00.340 --> 00:57:02.820
apparently is a question anyway, okay, I forget

00:57:02.820 --> 00:57:05.300
things in times I have the question and then

00:57:05.300 --> 00:57:09.500
it goes away. Oh wait. No, that's not it Okay

00:57:09.500 --> 00:57:15.900
Is he asking us what the question is I I guess

00:57:15.900 --> 00:57:18.360
brother. I think homeboy needs a little tolerance

00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:22.239
break if he's becoming this forgetful I can't

00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:24.980
imagine I can't imagine Stan is much older than

00:57:24.980 --> 00:57:29.880
30 right so Gosh, man. Do we know what I don't

00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.099
know what it is. I'm sorry Stan. I don't I'm

00:57:32.099 --> 00:57:34.659
not your guy. I don't I think he's mid 30s, but

00:57:34.659 --> 00:57:37.820
he looks 50. I mean I can see it Yeah, yeah,

00:57:37.900 --> 00:57:40.340
we still haven't met Stan and I'm fine with that.

00:57:40.340 --> 00:57:45.480
I will say I'm fine with that but Yeah, I Sometimes

00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:48.980
I wonder what strain he's got so I know mm -hmm

00:57:48.980 --> 00:57:51.860
what to add in it right right right exactly I

00:57:51.860 --> 00:57:54.820
mean homeboy, but the one day was lost wanted

00:57:54.820 --> 00:57:58.840
us to find him Yeah, and he was hiding in the

00:57:58.840 --> 00:58:01.860
tree from a bear There's no that was there's

00:58:01.860 --> 00:58:04.300
some ice was the next week. I thought it was

00:58:04.300 --> 00:58:06.460
from a was it could have been a bit Yeah, you

00:58:06.460 --> 00:58:09.230
would have been right. I don't remember Well,

00:58:09.309 --> 00:58:11.070
you know, maybe we've been hanging out with stoner

00:58:11.070 --> 00:58:13.449
Stanley and we don't remember it because of the

00:58:13.449 --> 00:58:18.789
strain. Oh see That amnesia kush Stanley you're

00:58:18.789 --> 00:58:21.809
killing us here, buddy Alright, that's it for

00:58:21.809 --> 00:58:24.409
me. Hey, what do you got for your DMS? I got

00:58:24.409 --> 00:58:27.369
one here from our boy Evil Genie always asking

00:58:27.369 --> 00:58:30.090
the tough questions. Oh, yeah I'll grant you

00:58:30.090 --> 00:58:32.869
1 million dollars, but to get it you have to

00:58:32.869 --> 00:58:39.170
spend 400 days in jail Do you take it? Oh? Now,

00:58:39.929 --> 00:58:43.829
to be fair, I won't make a million dollars in

00:58:43.829 --> 00:58:49.030
the next two decades. So, to get it after 400

00:58:49.030 --> 00:58:52.150
days would be pretty nice. Sure. But do I want

00:58:52.150 --> 00:58:55.670
to sacrifice like 14 months of my life? Right.

00:58:56.329 --> 00:58:58.809
I don't know. I don't know if I could do it.

00:58:59.989 --> 00:59:03.030
Yeah, 400 days is a lot. It's a lot of time.

00:59:03.269 --> 00:59:07.829
And there's... No, I... Honestly, I think it's

00:59:07.829 --> 00:59:10.750
a no from me. I think it's a no from me. I mean

00:59:10.750 --> 00:59:15.110
that's that's too big a sacrifice Freedom and

00:59:15.110 --> 00:59:17.809
free time and and weekends and friends and family

00:59:17.809 --> 00:59:21.809
just Gone for 400 days. I don't think I don't

00:59:21.809 --> 00:59:23.530
think I would be mentally well enough coming

00:59:23.530 --> 00:59:26.449
out to enjoy the million dollars I just earned

00:59:26.449 --> 00:59:30.289
Yeah, you know so I think that's a no from me

00:59:30.289 --> 00:59:34.230
I'm on the fence well from the standpoint that

00:59:34.230 --> 00:59:37.920
when I come out Am I, do I have a record? That

00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:40.579
is a good question, right. Because the million's

00:59:40.579 --> 00:59:42.980
not gonna be enough. It's not enough to retire

00:59:42.980 --> 00:59:45.800
now. It's not enough to retire now. I'm close,

00:59:46.539 --> 00:59:48.480
where I could probably stretch a million over

00:59:48.480 --> 00:59:51.619
the course of, you know, 10 or 15 years, and

00:59:51.619 --> 00:59:56.019
that would probably be enough. But, like, do

00:59:56.019 --> 00:59:58.940
I have a record? Right. If I can work again when

00:59:58.940 --> 01:00:01.349
I come out, That's a different story because

01:00:01.349 --> 01:00:03.869
now I'm not spending all the one million. That's

01:00:03.869 --> 01:00:06.230
true And now it will last the rest of my life.

01:00:06.230 --> 01:00:09.230
So it makes a big difference So if there's nothing

01:00:09.230 --> 01:00:11.309
associated with like having a record or anything,

01:00:11.309 --> 01:00:14.130
I think I'd probably do it Yeah, because I'm

01:00:14.130 --> 01:00:16.530
not dating anyone. So there's nothing like that.

01:00:16.530 --> 01:00:20.369
I don't own a home So I think it would be very

01:00:20.369 --> 01:00:24.190
easy for me to do that and then come out Yeah,

01:00:24.610 --> 01:00:25.710
you know because then I could use that money

01:00:25.710 --> 01:00:28.340
then I could buy the home and I you know Could

01:00:28.340 --> 01:00:31.940
get a car again. Freedom, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I

01:00:31.940 --> 01:00:33.880
think maybe I would think about it. Yeah, consider

01:00:33.880 --> 01:00:37.360
it. I definitely would. Yeah. Got a DM here from

01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:41.840
CrippyGrew. Cripp. If you had $1 ,000 to put

01:00:41.840 --> 01:00:44.659
towards one of your hobbies, how would you best

01:00:44.659 --> 01:00:48.980
spend it? How much? $1 ,000. $1 ,000 for my hobby?

01:00:49.300 --> 01:00:53.280
Yeah. It just, it depends because I'm thinking

01:00:53.280 --> 01:00:56.940
like, From a content creation standpoint, $1

01:00:56.940 --> 01:01:00.380
,000 can go a fair bit. It can get you a couple

01:01:00.380 --> 01:01:03.280
computer parts if you need an upgrade. It could

01:01:03.280 --> 01:01:07.960
get you a nicer looking mid -tier camera, although

01:01:07.960 --> 01:01:09.980
some of the expensive ones are really expensive.

01:01:11.099 --> 01:01:16.420
You could do LED lighting and foam pads and everything

01:01:16.420 --> 01:01:19.039
you might need. And that would be a good way

01:01:19.039 --> 01:01:22.030
to spend $1 ,000. Oh, sure. You know, I really

01:01:22.030 --> 01:01:25.110
like cars. I like the idea of having a project

01:01:25.110 --> 01:01:28.190
car and I've always dreamt, like if I stumbled

01:01:28.190 --> 01:01:32.170
upon stupid money, of just like making my old

01:01:32.170 --> 01:01:35.489
Camry into just the sleeper car. You know, like

01:01:35.489 --> 01:01:37.690
engine swapping it with some like turbocharged

01:01:37.690 --> 01:01:44.590
V8. But $1 ,000 does not go far in cars or vehicles.

01:01:45.409 --> 01:01:48.219
So that... That doesn't even really apply. Could

01:01:48.219 --> 01:01:50.880
get you a new set of tires, I guess. Yeah, maybe.

01:01:51.380 --> 01:01:54.900
Some rims. I think I would, since really the

01:01:54.900 --> 01:01:58.579
only hobby now I have. I mean, I write for a

01:01:58.579 --> 01:02:00.679
magazine, so there's really nothing the thousand

01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:02.340
dollars are gonna do for me that I don't already

01:02:02.340 --> 01:02:05.219
have. I guess it could buy you a week off. Buy

01:02:05.219 --> 01:02:08.539
me a week off, maybe. Yeah. The only thing I

01:02:08.539 --> 01:02:11.760
can think of... would be from the podcast side

01:02:11.760 --> 01:02:15.880
of things. Maybe a fancy little GoPro kind of

01:02:15.880 --> 01:02:19.460
thing. Maybe that. Upgrade some microphone stuff.

01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:22.639
Maybe software ability to create different things.

01:02:23.260 --> 01:02:26.159
So, probably do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I get

01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:28.920
that. Take that to the next level. Maybe hire

01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:31.800
a marketer, social media person. Sure, there

01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:34.320
you go. To kind of take that next step, as it

01:02:34.320 --> 01:02:36.380
were. Yes. Yeah, put that into marketing. It

01:02:36.380 --> 01:02:39.329
would be huge. Yeah, oh yeah. The final DM I

01:02:39.329 --> 01:02:43.949
received here from Bunky Gumbo, what tips would

01:02:43.949 --> 01:02:49.670
you give to a newer driver? I would say use your

01:02:49.670 --> 01:02:52.949
turn signal. It's something a lot of people fail

01:02:52.949 --> 01:02:56.230
to do, especially on interstates in the Chicagoland

01:02:56.230 --> 01:02:59.210
area. You will get cut off, and if you're not

01:02:59.210 --> 01:03:03.250
cutting people off, you will be cut off. I would

01:03:03.250 --> 01:03:05.719
say, and this... This is specifically coming

01:03:05.719 --> 01:03:08.440
from someone that drives a semi truck a tractor

01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:14.880
trailer. Yeah large vehicles take wider turns

01:03:14.880 --> 01:03:18.579
than you will ever think they need to ah Then

01:03:18.579 --> 01:03:21.119
you will ever think they need to if if it seems

01:03:21.119 --> 01:03:24.119
like it's not your turn to go And you're at like

01:03:24.119 --> 01:03:25.960
a stop sign or something and you're waiting on

01:03:25.960 --> 01:03:29.480
a truck the trucks probably waiting on you. Yeah

01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:34.449
So I would just say Whatever you think room you're

01:03:34.449 --> 01:03:37.130
giving a truck is probably not enough by not

01:03:37.130 --> 01:03:39.949
enough Probably not enough and at least most

01:03:39.949 --> 01:03:42.789
of the people I know I can't speak for every

01:03:42.789 --> 01:03:45.170
CDL holder out there because I know they're just

01:03:45.170 --> 01:03:48.889
shitty drivers no matter what profession Most

01:03:48.889 --> 01:03:51.710
of the time trucks don't want to cut you off,

01:03:52.050 --> 01:03:54.610
right? But if we have to fit in somewhere, we

01:03:54.610 --> 01:03:56.929
have to fit in somewhere. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you

01:03:56.929 --> 01:04:01.250
know cuz you're driving 60 65 feet of vehicle

01:04:01.550 --> 01:04:05.550
It's gonna be tough. So just have a little patience

01:04:05.550 --> 01:04:09.070
It's better to be predictable than it is to be

01:04:09.070 --> 01:04:15.449
polite yeah, and If it's icy drive slow Yeah,

01:04:15.449 --> 01:04:18.530
I was about to say give yourself enough space

01:04:18.530 --> 01:04:22.750
if you're on the highways I guess general rule.

01:04:22.769 --> 01:04:26.349
It's always been about give yourself From the

01:04:26.349 --> 01:04:28.329
person in front of you, especially as pertains

01:04:28.329 --> 01:04:32.670
to trucks give yourself 10 feet for every 10

01:04:32.670 --> 01:04:34.429
miles an hour that you're going so if you're

01:04:34.429 --> 01:04:37.289
going yeah 60 miles an hour give yourself at

01:04:37.289 --> 01:04:39.909
least 60 feet you know if you're right up on

01:04:39.909 --> 01:04:42.170
a truck and you guys are going 60 70 miles an

01:04:42.170 --> 01:04:44.829
hour and Some shit happens in front of that truck

01:04:44.829 --> 01:04:46.309
number one. You're not gonna. See you can't see

01:04:46.309 --> 01:04:51.070
it right He is and he's gonna react and if you

01:04:51.070 --> 01:04:54.210
react to his lights too late right you're gonna

01:04:54.210 --> 01:04:57.230
smack him So give yourself that space between

01:04:57.230 --> 01:05:01.260
you and a truck I would also say as it pertains

01:05:01.260 --> 01:05:04.820
to hitchhikers never ever ever ever ever pick

01:05:04.820 --> 01:05:08.219
one up i don't care if she looks like mother

01:05:08.219 --> 01:05:12.579
teresa and it appears she has five hungry children

01:05:12.579 --> 01:05:15.840
with her feel sorry for her roll down your window

01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:19.139
as you pass i will call someone for you and keep

01:05:19.139 --> 01:05:22.719
going do not pick anyone up ever just don't do

01:05:22.719 --> 01:05:24.739
it because then you're gonna end up on the news

01:05:24.739 --> 01:05:27.039
being the guy in the ditch with eight steps right

01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:29.639
right you wouldn't Welcome a stranger into your

01:05:29.639 --> 01:05:32.000
house. Don't welcome them into your car. Nope

01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:35.019
do not do it And it sounds harsh, but it's literally

01:05:35.019 --> 01:05:37.659
personal safety at that point right and if you

01:05:37.659 --> 01:05:41.039
ever find yourself in questionable Neighborhoods

01:05:41.039 --> 01:05:44.000
a neighborhood that you might deem unsafe And

01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:47.019
someone taps the back of your car keep driving.

01:05:47.500 --> 01:05:51.179
Yeah, I didn't see it happen keep driving You

01:05:51.179 --> 01:05:53.920
do not want to stop a lot of gangs use that to

01:05:53.920 --> 01:05:56.619
take cars Yeah. Don't stop your car. Keep driving.

01:05:57.219 --> 01:06:01.079
That's all I got. Yeah. Yeah. I would say, and

01:06:01.079 --> 01:06:03.579
it's easier in cars, you specifically mentioned

01:06:03.579 --> 01:06:08.300
brake timing and distance in between vehicles.

01:06:09.219 --> 01:06:12.239
You have to pass, at least when I took my CDL

01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:14.260
test, you have to pass theory training before

01:06:14.260 --> 01:06:19.940
you can even start like driver's training. And

01:06:19.940 --> 01:06:21.260
one of the things you have to do is you have

01:06:21.260 --> 01:06:25.369
to count the car in front of you. When it passes

01:06:25.369 --> 01:06:27.210
some kind of landmark that you can time okay?

01:06:27.210 --> 01:06:31.489
They went under the bridge now one two three

01:06:31.489 --> 01:06:35.309
four and maybe four and a half seconds well if

01:06:35.309 --> 01:06:37.809
you're going 45 miles an hour sure that's fine,

01:06:37.809 --> 01:06:40.949
but the quantity of seconds you are behind that

01:06:40.949 --> 01:06:45.389
car should be the Speed you're traveling hmm,

01:06:45.590 --> 01:06:48.690
so if you're going 70 you want a lot of distance

01:06:48.690 --> 01:06:49.989
You have to have a lot of just you have to have

01:06:49.989 --> 01:06:51.849
a lot of distance which cars you don't need I

01:06:51.849 --> 01:06:55.239
mean you're driving what, two tons of car versus

01:06:55.239 --> 01:06:59.300
driving 25 tons? 25 tons. Maybe more. And for

01:06:59.300 --> 01:07:01.760
you, mentioning that you have CDL and you drive

01:07:01.760 --> 01:07:05.820
trucks, it probably differs if you're going back

01:07:05.820 --> 01:07:09.059
to your hub with an empty trailer versus leaving

01:07:09.059 --> 01:07:12.119
in that morning fully loaded. Right. Because

01:07:12.119 --> 01:07:15.239
your weight is different and, you know, items

01:07:15.239 --> 01:07:18.159
could shift, anything could happen, and you have

01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:21.500
to slam on those brakes. Now, that trailer...

01:07:21.760 --> 01:07:26.420
which has momentum, is now wants to keep going,

01:07:27.219 --> 01:07:29.239
which is how things like jackknifing and other

01:07:29.239 --> 01:07:31.739
things like that happen, because that's just

01:07:31.739 --> 01:07:34.300
inertia, that's just what happens. So you're

01:07:34.300 --> 01:07:37.800
gonna be like, oh shit, and you hit the brakes,

01:07:38.179 --> 01:07:40.119
and your trailer goes, ah, let's keep going,

01:07:40.199 --> 01:07:43.940
this is good, we're fine. And especially if it's

01:07:43.940 --> 01:07:46.119
windy, if you feel your car like, ooh, the car's

01:07:46.119 --> 01:07:49.420
kinda moving, imagine what a huge fucking wind

01:07:49.420 --> 01:07:52.039
sail of a trailer is feeling. Oh my god. If it's

01:07:52.039 --> 01:07:55.039
windy, just stay away from other cars. It's just

01:07:55.039 --> 01:07:57.880
not good. Stay away from other cars. Because

01:07:57.880 --> 01:08:00.780
a super wind, like for example, this Monday,

01:08:01.099 --> 01:08:03.400
well Sunday into Monday, we're supposed to be

01:08:03.400 --> 01:08:05.519
having a winter storm. And it's only November,

01:08:05.719 --> 01:08:07.920
so F you mother nature. Yeah, it sucks. It sucks.

01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:10.880
But it's supposed to be whiteout conditions,

01:08:11.079 --> 01:08:14.119
blizzard conditions, 35 to 50 mile an hour winds.

01:08:14.440 --> 01:08:16.279
I would not want to be driving a tractor trailer.

01:08:16.600 --> 01:08:20.300
during 35 to 50 mile an hour winds right if you

01:08:20.300 --> 01:08:24.239
feel unsafe to drive put on your turn signal

01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:27.739
get onto the shoulder put on your hazards yeah

01:08:27.739 --> 01:08:30.260
wait it out you can wait it out yeah you're within

01:08:30.260 --> 01:08:33.680
your right to do that yep and and if it's a blizzard

01:08:33.680 --> 01:08:36.100
i will say this first time driver if it is a

01:08:36.100 --> 01:08:39.829
blizzard hazardous condition I drove through

01:08:39.829 --> 01:08:42.949
what turned out to be a tornado in Montana. When

01:08:42.949 --> 01:08:45.010
the hell does that happen? Oh, when I'm driving

01:08:45.010 --> 01:08:48.590
an empty trailer back. Classic. No, it's just

01:08:48.590 --> 01:08:54.270
the whatever. It's a story. So just know your

01:08:54.270 --> 01:08:56.890
surroundings. But like I did, I drove safely

01:08:56.890 --> 01:08:59.409
enough. I had my hazards on. I drove in the right.

01:09:00.150 --> 01:09:04.130
truck drivers are passing me so fast. Like, these

01:09:04.130 --> 01:09:07.029
dudes must have been Ben frickin' Kenobi, and

01:09:07.029 --> 01:09:08.710
just like, these are not the droids you're looking

01:09:08.710 --> 01:09:11.710
for. It's like, I can see the road, and dude,

01:09:12.189 --> 01:09:14.010
I could not see 10 feet in front of me. I don't

01:09:14.010 --> 01:09:16.630
know what the hell these guys are doing. Maybe

01:09:16.630 --> 01:09:18.329
they travel this road every day and they know

01:09:18.329 --> 01:09:21.199
it that well. All I know is if I can't see shit,

01:09:21.520 --> 01:09:25.279
that dude can't see shit. What is he doing? But

01:09:25.279 --> 01:09:27.920
I drove slowly enough on the right side of the

01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:30.880
road, waiting for that opportunity, and I saw

01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:33.199
the little blue sign, rest stop. I'm like, oh,

01:09:33.199 --> 01:09:35.899
thank you, Jesus. It was a big concrete rest

01:09:35.899 --> 01:09:37.619
stop. I'm like, oh, even better. If there is

01:09:37.619 --> 01:09:40.159
a tornado that's coming, I'm in something concrete,

01:09:40.319 --> 01:09:46.460
so it's fine. Maybe you can explain that as a

01:09:46.460 --> 01:09:49.680
truck driver. What is it? with some of these

01:09:49.680 --> 01:09:52.640
truckers in hazardous situations like that, that

01:09:52.640 --> 01:09:54.279
just floored. They're just like, oh, everybody

01:09:54.279 --> 01:09:55.680
else is slowing on the right. I'm just going

01:09:55.680 --> 01:09:59.020
to fly through on the left. Can they see better

01:09:59.020 --> 01:10:03.239
than we can? I would argue no. No, they can't

01:10:03.239 --> 01:10:05.659
see better than you can. I think that's a symptom

01:10:05.659 --> 01:10:08.159
of capitalism where perhaps they're on a time

01:10:08.159 --> 01:10:10.659
crunch. I got to get this delivery in. Otherwise,

01:10:10.699 --> 01:10:12.359
I'm going to miss 30 percent of my paycheck.

01:10:13.579 --> 01:10:15.699
So that makes sense. Also, you're in a steel

01:10:15.699 --> 01:10:18.500
death trap. where you're safe and everyone around

01:10:18.500 --> 01:10:22.539
you isn't. That also plays into it. Sure. You

01:10:22.539 --> 01:10:24.420
know, it doesn't matter what happened to anyone

01:10:24.420 --> 01:10:27.420
around me. I gotta fucking go. I gotta go. Yep.

01:10:27.960 --> 01:10:30.479
So that's, I would argue a symptom of capitalism

01:10:30.479 --> 01:10:33.380
and stupidity on the driver's part. That might

01:10:33.380 --> 01:10:34.979
have been the most terrifying part of it. Wasn't

01:10:34.979 --> 01:10:37.960
so much not being able to see or the winds that

01:10:37.960 --> 01:10:40.060
just kept trying to push me off the side of the

01:10:40.060 --> 01:10:42.539
mountain. It was these trucks flying by me. Right.

01:10:42.579 --> 01:10:45.520
Because I just kept thinking, if this dude loses

01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:50.560
control, A hair. That trailer swings out. I'm

01:10:50.560 --> 01:10:54.260
gone. I am gone. I'm going down hundreds of feet

01:10:54.260 --> 01:10:56.640
into a frickin' valley. Final destination type

01:10:56.640 --> 01:10:59.920
shit. Oh yeah, exactly. The logs fly out of the

01:10:59.920 --> 01:11:03.020
side of the trailer. Oh yeah, there's an explosion.

01:11:03.380 --> 01:11:04.560
Oh fuck. The steering wheel goes through my head.

01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:07.279
None of it is good. None of it would have been

01:11:07.279 --> 01:11:11.100
good for sure. But yeah, so that was interesting

01:11:11.100 --> 01:11:14.279
to hear, to get that from you now that you drive

01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:16.640
a... Not that we're trying to scare any newer

01:11:16.640 --> 01:11:19.300
drivers out there. Common sense. Yeah, common

01:11:19.300 --> 01:11:23.699
sense. Drive defensively. Yes, please do. We're

01:11:23.699 --> 01:11:27.239
gonna move on to the other foods. Now, Aidan,

01:11:27.260 --> 01:11:30.159
every week, ventures to different countries around

01:11:30.159 --> 01:11:36.100
the world and finds foods that are, well, disgusting.

01:11:37.490 --> 01:11:40.829
Terrible, smelly, foul. Stinky yucky. What do

01:11:40.829 --> 01:11:43.409
you got for us? This week I have a drink, which

01:11:43.409 --> 01:11:46.590
I believe we covered on the Mark Mo radio show.

01:11:46.949 --> 01:11:48.829
I don't believe we've covered it on this podcast

01:11:48.829 --> 01:11:51.189
yet, so I wanted to bring it up. It is a drink

01:11:51.189 --> 01:11:58.449
called Habushu. Mmm. It's a Japanese amawari

01:11:58.449 --> 01:12:02.670
-based liqueur made on the... Ryuku Islands,

01:12:02.689 --> 01:12:04.630
hopefully I'm pronouncing these words right mm

01:12:04.630 --> 01:12:09.189
-hmm other names for this include Habu sake or

01:12:09.189 --> 01:12:18.010
snake wine oh Snake wine They put pit vipers

01:12:18.010 --> 01:12:22.149
which are of course closely related to rattlesnakes

01:12:22.149 --> 01:12:24.890
Which are venomous they put these venomous pit

01:12:24.890 --> 01:12:30.770
vipers into this wine the main distributor of

01:12:30.779 --> 01:12:36.720
Habushu uses around 5 ,000 of these snakes every

01:12:36.720 --> 01:12:40.460
year. The distillery uses crushed rice and koji

01:12:40.460 --> 01:12:43.779
mold to produce said wine that goes into the

01:12:43.779 --> 01:12:46.680
habushu. It's mixed with herbs and honey, giving

01:12:46.680 --> 01:12:50.779
it a clear yellow hue. And then a pit viper is

01:12:50.779 --> 01:12:53.720
inserted into the liquid until it's consumed.

01:12:54.420 --> 01:12:58.020
Uh -uh. There are two methods of inserting this.

01:12:58.189 --> 01:13:01.590
snake into the alcohol. The maker may simply

01:13:01.590 --> 01:13:05.689
choose to submerge the snake into it, sealing

01:13:05.689 --> 01:13:09.409
the bottle, thus drowning the snake in the wine.

01:13:09.590 --> 01:13:13.449
So the snake was alive at first. Yes. Alternatively,

01:13:14.670 --> 01:13:17.409
it gets better. The snake may be put on ice until

01:13:17.409 --> 01:13:21.590
it passes out, at which point it is gutted, bled,

01:13:22.029 --> 01:13:26.670
and sewn back up. Craziest part, the viper when

01:13:26.670 --> 01:13:31.739
thawed reawakens. No, no, no. To then quickly

01:13:31.739 --> 01:13:35.359
die from lack of fluids. Because it awakes in

01:13:35.359 --> 01:13:37.939
a state of panic, it strikes a violent pose,

01:13:38.800 --> 01:13:42.640
perishes, and then they put it in the wine. What

01:13:42.640 --> 01:13:47.359
a messed up process. Yeah. Holy crap. Pretty

01:13:47.359 --> 01:13:51.939
epic, if you ask me. Wow. So yeah, that, uh...

01:13:51.939 --> 01:13:54.680
Snake. I'm a slithery snake. Slithery snake.

01:13:54.800 --> 01:13:57.079
Don't cut me up and put me in the wine. Yeah,

01:13:57.119 --> 01:13:59.659
they literally have to let it age long enough

01:13:59.659 --> 01:14:04.359
that the venom becomes non -poisonous to humans

01:14:04.359 --> 01:14:09.560
to consume. Un -frickin' -believable. Yeah. Yucky.

01:14:11.539 --> 01:14:13.500
Google that, by the way. Yeah, go ahead. I encourage

01:14:13.500 --> 01:14:16.310
all of you to Google that. Go ahead. It's it's

01:14:16.310 --> 01:14:18.670
nasty. There's even some where there's other

01:14:18.670 --> 01:14:21.649
things thrown in there like scorpions and like

01:14:21.649 --> 01:14:26.569
I'm like why Why are we doing this? In the off

01:14:26.569 --> 01:14:28.430
chase shit to throw a puffer fish in there while

01:14:28.430 --> 01:14:31.710
you're ahead Just call it gamble wine. Yeah,

01:14:32.069 --> 01:14:34.149
are you gonna die? Am I gonna die take a swing?

01:14:34.149 --> 01:14:38.670
I'm alive. Yeah. Oh, no Good gravy. That's crazy,

01:14:38.810 --> 01:14:43.539
man. That's insane Woo, habushu. Habushu. We

01:14:43.539 --> 01:14:45.819
have to drink some of that. Hell yeah. The side

01:14:45.819 --> 01:14:48.340
of maybe some search drumming or something. Some

01:14:48.340 --> 01:14:53.699
hot coral. Oh, no, no. All right, before we hit

01:14:53.699 --> 01:14:57.840
our break, Frozen Guy review. I review different

01:14:57.840 --> 01:14:59.960
frozen meals, because I'm single, so I eat a

01:14:59.960 --> 01:15:04.180
lot of them. And this week I tried Lean Cuisine

01:15:04.180 --> 01:15:07.439
protein kick fried chicken with mashed potatoes

01:15:07.439 --> 01:15:11.619
and corn. So yeah, I mean there's there's really

01:15:11.619 --> 01:15:14.739
no ingredients that I need to read aside from

01:15:14.739 --> 01:15:16.659
the title of what it actually is. It is what

01:15:16.659 --> 01:15:19.380
it is. Very descriptive. These little fried chicken.

01:15:19.500 --> 01:15:22.159
It's very wordy for a title, but these little

01:15:22.159 --> 01:15:24.920
chunks of fried chicken, along with their mashed

01:15:24.920 --> 01:15:27.439
potatoes and corn. The thing that I noticed,

01:15:27.600 --> 01:15:30.779
because there's gravy in there too, what I noticed

01:15:30.779 --> 01:15:34.100
was when I... played by the rules, filed the

01:15:34.100 --> 01:15:37.100
instructions, the whole, you know, you pull up

01:15:37.100 --> 01:15:39.859
the tab, you put it in, you take it out, you

01:15:39.859 --> 01:15:41.880
stir it up, you put it back in. Right, right.

01:15:42.439 --> 01:15:44.380
Sometimes you don't have to vent it. Sometimes

01:15:44.380 --> 01:15:46.119
it's a straight time, which is always helpful.

01:15:46.619 --> 01:15:49.039
But this one, there was a process to it. I filed

01:15:49.039 --> 01:15:51.260
the process. When I took it out to mix it up,

01:15:51.859 --> 01:15:53.739
there was a huge chunk of white potatoes that

01:15:53.739 --> 01:15:57.039
was not thawed yet. Although the corn and the

01:15:57.039 --> 01:15:58.880
gravy and the chicken were humming right along.

01:15:59.199 --> 01:16:02.069
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. this is problematic.

01:16:02.329 --> 01:16:04.289
I'm like how, because I tried to mix it up and

01:16:04.289 --> 01:16:06.930
I couldn't like get the corn to do or the potatoes

01:16:06.930 --> 01:16:08.350
to do anything because they were still partially

01:16:08.350 --> 01:16:10.829
frozen. I'm like okay. So I just mixed everything

01:16:10.829 --> 01:16:14.029
else up, put it back in and I'm like well it

01:16:14.029 --> 01:16:15.489
says to put it back in. It was like a minute

01:16:15.489 --> 01:16:17.470
and a half. I'm like I'm going to put it in for

01:16:17.470 --> 01:16:20.430
two. Yeah. Because it's of this potatoes are

01:16:20.430 --> 01:16:23.189
still frozen. So check it out. The mashed potatoes

01:16:23.189 --> 01:16:26.970
are kind of, they didn't flow like mashed potatoes

01:16:26.970 --> 01:16:30.590
do per se. little bit mealy side, but I mixed

01:16:30.590 --> 01:16:32.670
it up with all the hot gravy and I just kind

01:16:32.670 --> 01:16:35.189
of mixed up kind of quickly. And so it just turned

01:16:35.189 --> 01:16:40.210
into this smooth potato product. And then the

01:16:40.210 --> 01:16:43.409
chicken and the corn. The corn was fine. The

01:16:43.409 --> 01:16:46.430
chicken was okay. But the potatoes were really

01:16:46.430 --> 01:16:49.770
a problem. And the taste of the gravy was pretty

01:16:49.770 --> 01:16:53.109
decent. But whatever they do to make their potatoes

01:16:53.109 --> 01:16:56.550
just was not it was not a great process and however

01:16:56.550 --> 01:16:59.550
they're doing it Which is troubling because like

01:16:59.550 --> 01:17:02.649
even like the dried mashed potatoes you get from

01:17:02.649 --> 01:17:05.569
the store on the cheap Those still end up being

01:17:05.569 --> 01:17:07.829
pretty decent. They do they're not as good as

01:17:07.829 --> 01:17:10.229
homemade mashed potatoes, but they still get

01:17:10.229 --> 01:17:13.229
whipped and creamy, right? Yeah, which is weird

01:17:13.229 --> 01:17:17.710
that why would freezing it change the starch,

01:17:17.930 --> 01:17:20.890
right? It shouldn't Because, like, another perfect

01:17:20.890 --> 01:17:25.569
example, too, not sponsored, but especially around

01:17:25.569 --> 01:17:28.350
the holidays, making your own mashed potatoes

01:17:28.350 --> 01:17:30.170
is a process. If you don't have time for that

01:17:30.170 --> 01:17:32.250
or you're just kind of cooking on your own, I'm

01:17:32.250 --> 01:17:33.630
not going to sit there and make mashed potatoes.

01:17:34.149 --> 01:17:36.750
But I'll get these little Bob Evans tubs of mashed

01:17:36.750 --> 01:17:38.550
potatoes, and they're actually really, really

01:17:38.550 --> 01:17:41.529
good. So every time I run into a situation like

01:17:41.529 --> 01:17:43.649
this, I'm like, well, why can't they just be

01:17:43.649 --> 01:17:47.199
like the Bob Evans potatoes? Right. Because I

01:17:47.199 --> 01:17:49.699
literally I literally warm those up in a skillet

01:17:49.699 --> 01:17:51.899
in like 20 minutes. It's like wow these tastes

01:17:51.899 --> 01:17:55.399
like homemade magic. Yeah, yeah Very troubling

01:17:55.399 --> 01:17:58.619
these did not was this your first frozen potato

01:17:58.619 --> 01:18:01.020
entry like did the Yellowstone have potatoes

01:18:01.020 --> 01:18:06.439
or yeah? No it did not No, this is what my fourth

01:18:06.439 --> 01:18:10.159
or third fourth. I believe fourth Yeah, cuz I've

01:18:10.159 --> 01:18:12.560
given two nines and an eight and then this will

01:18:12.560 --> 01:18:16.550
be a six point seven. Oh, yeah based on just

01:18:16.550 --> 01:18:19.829
shitty potatoes. I feel like if the potato product

01:18:19.829 --> 01:18:21.470
was better, this could have gotten into the eights,

01:18:21.789 --> 01:18:25.569
maybe. Because, I mean, chicken and corn and

01:18:25.569 --> 01:18:27.729
potatoes, how is that not, I mean, that's like

01:18:27.729 --> 01:18:31.130
the KFC bowl, which were always great. But yeah,

01:18:31.149 --> 01:18:34.569
I just felt like the potatoes were not good enough.

01:18:34.670 --> 01:18:37.170
And that brought the score down. Because the

01:18:37.170 --> 01:18:39.409
potatoes are, in fact, the meat and potatoes

01:18:39.409 --> 01:18:43.039
of... the potato dish yeah and i and i feel like

01:18:43.039 --> 01:18:44.899
my two lower scores the other one was an eight

01:18:44.899 --> 01:18:47.039
which is still a good score yeah but the two

01:18:47.039 --> 01:18:49.619
lower scores were the quote -unquote healthy

01:18:49.619 --> 01:18:52.239
frozen meals sure so i find that kind of interesting

01:18:52.239 --> 01:18:54.720
so maybe just how they prepare them or the products

01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:57.380
that they're using to make them healthier i don't

01:18:57.380 --> 01:19:00.039
know but they they weren't great i do need some

01:19:00.039 --> 01:19:02.119
taste and not to say healthy stuff tastes bad

01:19:02.119 --> 01:19:09.069
but uh so far proof is in the Like what I did

01:19:09.069 --> 01:19:13.170
there, that's why I got a show. Anyway, on that

01:19:13.170 --> 01:19:17.069
note, like I said, this 6 -7 is not terrible.

01:19:17.729 --> 01:19:22.270
6 -7. And it was cheap. 6 -7. Ah, shit. You did

01:19:22.270 --> 01:19:24.489
that to yourself. God damn it. You did that to

01:19:24.489 --> 01:19:25.909
yourself. I did do that to myself. And to be

01:19:25.909 --> 01:19:28.829
fair, I hate the meme. I think it's silly. It's

01:19:28.829 --> 01:19:31.329
so dumb. It's a little silly. Great that I had

01:19:31.329 --> 01:19:33.829
some silly memes that I enjoyed when I was a

01:19:33.829 --> 01:19:37.460
teenager. But the fact that just two numbers,

01:19:37.779 --> 01:19:41.720
six, seven. God damn it. You totally did that

01:19:41.720 --> 01:19:44.079
to yourself. I did that to myself. That's crazy.

01:19:44.140 --> 01:19:46.199
I deserve what I get. All right, we're taking

01:19:46.199 --> 01:20:00.020
a break. Goodbye. All right, we are back, everybody,

01:20:00.020 --> 01:20:02.579
and it is now time for our feature segment. You

01:20:02.579 --> 01:20:06.300
just made the list. And basically, we just come

01:20:06.300 --> 01:20:08.579
up with something we want to make a list of.

01:20:09.060 --> 01:20:10.779
And there's lots of stuff you make lists of.

01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:14.220
So we've been keeping a lot of these in the music

01:20:14.220 --> 01:20:17.979
department lately, primarily because we're both

01:20:17.979 --> 01:20:20.239
music lovers. We really didn't have a music segment

01:20:20.239 --> 01:20:23.439
per se. So that's what we're doing. And I hope

01:20:23.439 --> 01:20:25.979
you guys are enjoying it. Basically, 10 through

01:20:25.979 --> 01:20:30.659
2 till we get to our number 1. And here are the

01:20:30.659 --> 01:20:33.619
rules. If you're playing from home, here are

01:20:33.619 --> 01:20:37.020
the rules. Oh, wait. There aren't any. Oh, thank

01:20:37.020 --> 01:20:39.920
God. There aren't any. We're in the clear. I

01:20:39.920 --> 01:20:41.899
was fearing I might have broke some today. Yeah,

01:20:41.899 --> 01:20:43.960
you know, fear of the darkest is fear of the

01:20:43.960 --> 01:20:48.640
list. So. Iron Maiden. Yeah. My man. Fear, fear

01:20:48.640 --> 01:20:52.460
of the list. So yeah. So at any rate, this week.

01:20:52.800 --> 01:20:56.319
best alt rock albums of the 2k so basically year

01:20:56.319 --> 01:21:00.359
2000 moving forward to today uh let's say you

01:21:00.359 --> 01:21:04.260
know that's 25 years a lot of albums but um we

01:21:04.260 --> 01:21:09.539
pick our top 10 or is it perhaps more we're gonna

01:21:09.539 --> 01:21:12.100
hear from aiden aiden how many you got there

01:21:12.100 --> 01:21:15.579
buddy i may have went a little bit over 20 but

01:21:15.579 --> 01:21:19.000
it there's no rules first and foremost secondly

01:21:19.000 --> 01:21:21.659
yes i still kept my top 10 Okay. Which I will

01:21:21.659 --> 01:21:23.699
run my ten through two, but I just want to give

01:21:23.699 --> 01:21:26.840
some honorable mentions first. That's good. Which

01:21:26.840 --> 01:21:29.560
I think is only fair. So here are my honorable

01:21:29.560 --> 01:21:33.260
mentions that almost made the illustrious top

01:21:33.260 --> 01:21:37.739
ten. The Click by AJR. Great album. Okay. And

01:21:37.739 --> 01:21:41.779
Awesome Wave by Alt J. Megalithic Symphony by

01:21:41.779 --> 01:21:46.039
AWOL Nation. Pretty solid. Melophobia by Cage

01:21:46.039 --> 01:21:49.800
the Elephant. Torches by Foster the People. Demon

01:21:49.800 --> 01:21:54.060
Days by Gorillaz. The Boy Who Died Wolf, highly

01:21:54.060 --> 01:21:58.060
suspect. The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.

01:21:58.520 --> 01:22:00.359
Ah, that's a good one. That was tough, that almost

01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:02.479
made it on the ten. That's a good one. Death

01:22:02.479 --> 01:22:05.500
of a Bachelor by Panic! at the Disco. All -Killer

01:22:05.500 --> 01:22:09.840
No -Filler, some 41. And Toxicity by System of

01:22:09.840 --> 01:22:12.380
a Down, which would have made the list, but they're

01:22:12.380 --> 01:22:16.399
kind of more alt -metal than alt -rock. So I

01:22:16.399 --> 01:22:18.020
put them down there just to make sure I mentioned

01:22:18.020 --> 01:22:21.659
them regardless. Now for the top ten. Here we

01:22:21.659 --> 01:22:27.100
go. Number ten. Now Not Yet by Half Alive, Great

01:22:27.100 --> 01:22:31.279
Owl. Number nine, Paramore Paramore, fantastic.

01:22:31.819 --> 01:22:35.119
Number eight, Being So Normal by Peach Pit. Number

01:22:35.119 --> 01:22:38.520
seven, Elephant by The White Stripes. Yeah. Number

01:22:38.520 --> 01:22:41.420
six, American Idiot by Green Day, which would

01:22:41.420 --> 01:22:43.939
have been higher, but they're kind of more...

01:22:43.720 --> 01:22:47.000
And that was 2K, huh? That was 2K. That was 2004,

01:22:47.000 --> 01:22:50.100
I believe. Oh, 2004, okay. Yeah, it would have

01:22:50.100 --> 01:22:52.060
been higher, but some people have kind of argued

01:22:52.060 --> 01:22:55.300
they're more pop punk, punk rock. Sure. Than

01:22:55.300 --> 01:22:57.199
alt rock, but I still wanted to mention them.

01:22:57.939 --> 01:23:00.159
Number five, How to Be a Human Being by Glass

01:23:00.159 --> 01:23:03.859
Animals. Oh, god damn it. Good album. Yep. Number

01:23:03.859 --> 01:23:07.340
four, From Under the Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy.

01:23:08.079 --> 01:23:10.579
Great album. Yeah, that's really good. Number

01:23:10.579 --> 01:23:14.050
three, I Had A .M. by Arctic Monkeys. Yep. And

01:23:14.050 --> 01:23:17.229
number two, had to do it to him, Blurryface,

01:23:17.449 --> 01:23:23.050
21 Pilots. Yeah, that's good. That's really good.

01:23:24.510 --> 01:23:28.149
OK, well, the Green Day album that Aidan had,

01:23:28.310 --> 01:23:30.369
I'm putting on my... Gotta throw American Idiot

01:23:30.369 --> 01:23:32.930
on there. Yeah, American Idiot's on there, as

01:23:32.930 --> 01:23:35.880
my honorable mention. Some other of my honorable

01:23:35.880 --> 01:23:38.659
mentions, I don't have quite as many, but Royal

01:23:38.659 --> 01:23:41.619
Blood with Typhoons. Oh, that's a good one, yeah.

01:23:42.460 --> 01:23:45.260
St. Vincent Daddy's Home is another good one.

01:23:45.460 --> 01:23:49.020
The Struts, Young and Dangerous, and 21 Pilots

01:23:49.020 --> 01:23:52.800
Clancy. Okay, yeah. Those are some good ones.

01:23:53.560 --> 01:23:58.439
Into My Top 10, Romance by Fontaine's DC. Not

01:23:58.439 --> 01:24:00.500
only are they Irish, but they're a really good

01:24:00.500 --> 01:24:02.659
young band, so if they're not on your radar,

01:24:02.779 --> 01:24:05.939
put them on your radar. are. White Stripes, White

01:24:05.939 --> 01:24:09.140
Blood Cells. Number eight, Florence and the Machine,

01:24:09.340 --> 01:24:12.159
High and Hope. Number seven, Gorilla's Demon

01:24:12.159 --> 01:24:16.380
Days. Nice. Number six, Paramore Riot. OK, good.

01:24:16.560 --> 01:24:19.560
Good, good. Number five, My Chemical Romance,

01:24:19.579 --> 01:24:22.579
The Black Parade. Nice. Number four, White Stripes,

01:24:22.739 --> 01:24:28.119
Icky Thump. Number three, Arctic Monkey AM. 21

01:24:28.119 --> 01:24:31.880
Pilots, Blurry Faces, my number two. Nice. Nice,

01:24:32.039 --> 01:24:35.020
we've got some matching number twos and threes

01:24:35.020 --> 01:24:37.619
there. We do, we do. Pretty fantastic. Number

01:24:37.619 --> 01:24:40.739
one, I had to do it to them, and it snuck in

01:24:40.739 --> 01:24:44.840
there. Oh, okay. Hybrid Theory, Linkin Park.

01:24:45.020 --> 01:24:48.640
Oh, okay. The Year 2000 is my number one. Okay.

01:24:49.420 --> 01:24:53.659
What a righteous album. Yep. Absolutely righteous.

01:24:55.159 --> 01:24:58.180
This is... Just such a great list. This is a

01:24:58.180 --> 01:25:00.640
fun list to make. I knew you would enjoy this

01:25:00.640 --> 01:25:03.579
one for sure. And my show is based on a lot of

01:25:03.579 --> 01:25:10.100
this music. So that definitely was a lot of fun.

01:25:10.180 --> 01:25:11.739
That's a great album cover, too, by the way.

01:25:11.920 --> 01:25:14.300
Yes. Yes, it is. Yeah. Hybrid Theory, my number

01:25:14.300 --> 01:25:18.090
one. But of course. We've got another number

01:25:18.090 --> 01:25:20.569
one coming up here and let us know in the comments,

01:25:20.750 --> 01:25:23.069
too What what would you put on your list? Yeah

01:25:23.069 --> 01:25:24.970
for sure because you know we're doing a top 10

01:25:24.970 --> 01:25:27.649
list so Over the course of 25 years. We're gonna

01:25:27.649 --> 01:25:30.750
eliminate a lot. Yeah There was a lot I had to

01:25:30.750 --> 01:25:33.430
cut and I still only cut it down to 21. Yeah.

01:25:33.449 --> 01:25:37.390
Oh for sure There's no doubt about that so mine

01:25:37.390 --> 01:25:40.729
is actually White Stripes, again, as a matter

01:25:40.729 --> 01:25:42.529
of fact, let me go back up my list here. It's

01:25:42.529 --> 01:25:44.869
your third mention of them, right? Yeah. I had

01:25:44.869 --> 01:25:47.390
White Blood Cells number nine, I had Icky Thump

01:25:47.390 --> 01:25:50.050
number four, and then number one is Elephant.

01:25:50.050 --> 01:25:51.489
Nice. I'll buy White Stripes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:51.489 --> 01:25:54.090
I think there's a lot of bangers on there. It's

01:25:54.090 --> 01:25:57.949
really great. Third great band. I did see Jack

01:25:57.949 --> 01:26:02.090
White's solo in the Riot Fest here in Chicago

01:26:02.090 --> 01:26:04.710
in Douglas Park. And I'll tell you what, I've

01:26:04.710 --> 01:26:07.779
always liked the band. and thought they had good

01:26:07.779 --> 01:26:11.560
albums and the whole thing. And until sometimes

01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:15.119
you can see a band live, you just don't know.

01:26:15.399 --> 01:26:17.939
Sure. You just don't know. And when I saw Jack

01:26:17.939 --> 01:26:20.840
White live, my first thought was, holy shit,

01:26:20.899 --> 01:26:23.739
this guy's a rock star. Yeah. Like, it just blows

01:26:23.739 --> 01:26:26.479
you away. Like, what have I been sleeping on?

01:26:26.539 --> 01:26:29.180
Why haven't I seen him or when he was with Meg?

01:26:29.340 --> 01:26:32.479
Sure. Why haven't I seen them? This is absurd

01:26:32.479 --> 01:26:36.079
because they just killed it. That's awesome.

01:26:36.300 --> 01:26:40.340
They just killed it. By the way, Riot Fest, don't

01:26:40.340 --> 01:26:45.720
put all time low in the same time as Jack. That

01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:49.340
was just rude as fuck, dude. Don't do that. That's

01:26:49.340 --> 01:26:54.000
a fumble, as we say. That is a fumble, for sure.

01:26:55.220 --> 01:26:56.899
Because, yeah, I just split it. I just split

01:26:56.899 --> 01:27:00.529
it. I felt like a parent of divorce. I had to

01:27:00.529 --> 01:27:02.829
split time? Split custody. I really did. I'm

01:27:02.829 --> 01:27:05.270
sorry, Jack White. I still love you, but I want

01:27:05.270 --> 01:27:10.270
to hear ATL. Yeah, so don't ever, ever do that

01:27:10.270 --> 01:27:13.829
again. I'm planning on doing Riot Fest again

01:27:13.829 --> 01:27:20.529
in 26, which this is interesting. So on a side

01:27:20.529 --> 01:27:23.470
note, Riot Fest is going to be in September.

01:27:24.540 --> 01:27:26.840
18th, 19th, 20th, something along those lines.

01:27:26.840 --> 01:27:28.739
It's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, kind of perfect

01:27:28.739 --> 01:27:32.880
length for a show like that. And Iron Maiden

01:27:32.880 --> 01:27:36.220
is going on tour. They play that following Tuesday.

01:27:37.079 --> 01:27:41.600
Inter -sante. So it could be epic. It could be

01:27:41.600 --> 01:27:43.979
a five -day rager. So it really could. That's

01:27:43.979 --> 01:27:47.840
kind of what I'm thinking is... Like when, because

01:27:47.840 --> 01:27:50.000
I'm looking for work if you want to hire me.

01:27:50.539 --> 01:27:52.979
Give this man money. Good God. After all this

01:27:52.979 --> 01:27:56.060
time, Jesus Christ. Anyway, once I do start working

01:27:56.060 --> 01:27:58.600
again, I'll let them know. I think I'm just going

01:27:58.600 --> 01:28:01.520
to plan that right off jump, like a Friday to

01:28:01.520 --> 01:28:03.760
Friday. Just like I'll be like, yep, I'm going

01:28:03.760 --> 01:28:05.899
to be out that week and just plan on spending

01:28:05.899 --> 01:28:09.460
time in Chicago and just doing that whole thing

01:28:09.460 --> 01:28:11.479
that week. Right. That would probably be solid.

01:28:12.049 --> 01:28:15.229
That would be solid. That would be like as as

01:28:15.229 --> 01:28:18.590
staycations goes. I think that oh, yeah That's

01:28:18.590 --> 01:28:20.770
that's about as good as you can get s -tier.

01:28:20.770 --> 01:28:23.789
Yeah s -tier for sure. No doubt. So that's that's

01:28:23.789 --> 01:28:27.649
the plan So looking looking forward to that At

01:28:27.649 --> 01:28:30.989
any rate, let's go down the rabbit hole the reddit

01:28:30.989 --> 01:28:33.470
rabbit hole I think I flipped that earlier in

01:28:33.470 --> 01:28:35.550
the show. Don't pay attention man behind the

01:28:35.550 --> 01:28:40.720
curtain anyway What did you find down said rabbit

01:28:40.720 --> 01:28:42.720
hole this week down said rabbit hole? I found

01:28:42.720 --> 01:28:44.859
kind of a continuation I think I brought this

01:28:44.859 --> 01:28:47.640
up a little bit in a previous one, but I really

01:28:47.640 --> 01:28:50.220
want to hammer it home Okay, because it kind

01:28:50.220 --> 01:28:52.979
of correlated a little bit with our opening dialogue

01:28:52.979 --> 01:28:58.880
and just how dire and drab things all seem and

01:28:58.880 --> 01:29:02.579
of course how Working people are kind of always

01:29:02.579 --> 01:29:05.720
fucked at least over the last five decades very

01:29:05.720 --> 01:29:08.909
true. Although that's That's kind of a close

01:29:08.909 --> 01:29:12.350
-minded thing to say because Black Americans

01:29:12.350 --> 01:29:15.010
and kind of any minority in America. They've

01:29:15.010 --> 01:29:18.710
been fucked since day one Regardless, I wanted

01:29:18.710 --> 01:29:22.270
to talk more about fertility rates because It's

01:29:22.270 --> 01:29:25.750
it's every it's down everywhere It's down everywhere.

01:29:25.750 --> 01:29:29.850
I talked a little bit about the US and now The

01:29:29.850 --> 01:29:31.510
fertility rates in Europe is something I want

01:29:31.510 --> 01:29:35.569
to bring up which They're all low. I'll show

01:29:35.569 --> 01:29:40.050
the map to mark mo And it's color -coded, so...

01:29:40.050 --> 01:29:42.869
Oh boy. Red and yellow mean below replacement

01:29:42.869 --> 01:29:46.250
rate, and green means near or at replacement

01:29:46.250 --> 01:29:49.210
rate. Everywhere in Europe is red or yellow.

01:29:49.909 --> 01:29:54.949
Oh my gosh. It is. Yeah, so... For a species

01:29:54.949 --> 01:29:57.390
to continue, like hold its population steady,

01:29:57.529 --> 01:30:01.189
the replacement rate, or how many children a

01:30:01.189 --> 01:30:04.770
person should have to continue said replacement

01:30:04.770 --> 01:30:09.039
rate, should be 2, or 2 .1. uh let's start with

01:30:09.039 --> 01:30:14.300
ireland where our ancestors came from 1 .47 okay

01:30:14.300 --> 01:30:16.420
and that's already in a country whose population

01:30:16.420 --> 01:30:19.000
never recovered from the famine and the wars

01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:26.819
that's very true 1 .47 in uh spain 1 .12 oh my

01:30:26.819 --> 01:30:31.560
gosh 1 .1 every parents parent slash parents

01:30:31.560 --> 01:30:37.829
are having 1 .1 child hmm yeah It's looking terrible.

01:30:38.310 --> 01:30:41.789
Ukraine, 1 .0. And these are numbers from 2024.

01:30:42.270 --> 01:30:45.630
So this is before things really got horrible.

01:30:46.949 --> 01:30:50.350
Yeah. Yeah, horrible. Germany, 1 .36. France,

01:30:50.609 --> 01:30:55.829
1 .63. Most of the Nordic and Scandinavian nations

01:30:55.829 --> 01:31:01.210
are about 1 .3. Holy cow. Russia is 1 .4. There

01:31:01.210 --> 01:31:06.529
is one nation. I think it's Kosovo. 1 .9 that

01:31:06.529 --> 01:31:12.770
is the highest in Europe of these 2024 Statistics

01:31:12.770 --> 01:31:15.010
next up. Let's let's look at China and I know

01:31:15.010 --> 01:31:18.569
China had for a while. Yeah, I know right had

01:31:18.569 --> 01:31:22.310
for a while the Some kind of statute where you

01:31:22.310 --> 01:31:24.810
could only have you could only birth one son.

01:31:24.850 --> 01:31:27.590
Yes one child thing I don't think that exists

01:31:27.590 --> 01:31:33.010
anymore. Yeah, I'm not sure but those those symptoms

01:31:33.010 --> 01:31:37.159
of said ruling or law, still kind of stick around.

01:31:38.020 --> 01:31:41.460
There are provinces in China that are as low

01:31:41.460 --> 01:31:48.279
as 0 .52. Holy cow. 0 .52. Some of the more populous

01:31:48.279 --> 01:31:55.659
provinces are at 0 .8, 0 .9, 1 .08. In the west,

01:31:56.060 --> 01:32:00.239
the western provinces where they're much less

01:32:00.239 --> 01:32:04.789
populated in concentration. are like 1 .38, 1

01:32:04.789 --> 01:32:09.189
.78, but the entire eastern half of China, where

01:32:09.189 --> 01:32:13.729
most of the population is, it's all 1 .1, 1 .16,

01:32:14.350 --> 01:32:18.569
0 .9. And then we look at some of the most populous

01:32:18.569 --> 01:32:22.670
nations on earth. And this goes back to, let's

01:32:22.670 --> 01:32:27.949
start at 1970. The world average in 1970, fertility

01:32:27.949 --> 01:32:31.960
rate, 4 .8. Four point eight. So you're talking

01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:35.600
this is this is wow on the upswing, right? Yeah

01:32:35.600 --> 01:32:38.640
of post -world war two baby boom kind of stuff

01:32:38.640 --> 01:32:42.180
So yeah point eight was the world average where

01:32:42.180 --> 01:32:44.699
there were countries that kind of carried Nigeria

01:32:44.699 --> 01:32:47.800
and Ethiopia Ethiopia both had six point eight

01:32:47.800 --> 01:32:50.479
and seven point three three respectively, right?

01:32:51.079 --> 01:32:55.800
In the US two point five India five point six

01:32:55.800 --> 01:32:58.720
Russia was two point. Oh, and then we skipped

01:32:58.720 --> 01:33:03.229
to today Where the world average is 2 .2. So

01:33:03.229 --> 01:33:05.569
we're at the plateau we are we're at the plateau

01:33:05.569 --> 01:33:07.949
these numbers are accurate as of 2023 we're at

01:33:07.949 --> 01:33:12.109
the plateau 2 .2 and Even the countries where

01:33:12.109 --> 01:33:15.689
population Was was booming over the last couple

01:33:15.689 --> 01:33:18.989
decades have started to trend towards plateau

01:33:18.989 --> 01:33:24.930
Nigeria fell from 6 .5 to 4 .5 Pakistan fell

01:33:24.930 --> 01:33:28.810
from 6 .8 to 3 .6. That's big China, of course,

01:33:28.949 --> 01:33:33.270
fell from 6 .1 to 1 .0 average. The United States

01:33:33.270 --> 01:33:38.369
fell from 2 .5 to 1 .6. Brazil fell from 4 .9

01:33:38.369 --> 01:33:44.729
to 1 .6. India from 5 .6 to 2 .0. And the reason

01:33:44.729 --> 01:33:48.829
I bring these up is because this, those are symptoms

01:33:48.829 --> 01:33:52.470
of capitalism and how dogshit it is for working

01:33:52.470 --> 01:33:56.649
people. That's it. Mm -hmm, that's it. No, sure.

01:33:56.810 --> 01:33:58.390
There are people out there that don't want to

01:33:58.390 --> 01:34:00.670
have children. They don't want to have big families

01:34:00.670 --> 01:34:03.510
That's totally fine. That's that's totally fine.

01:34:03.789 --> 01:34:07.649
But when you add in late stage capitalism to

01:34:07.649 --> 01:34:11.810
the mix People cannot afford to have children

01:34:11.810 --> 01:34:14.810
Correct. It takes three quarters of a million

01:34:14.810 --> 01:34:17.829
dollars about to raise a child to the age of

01:34:17.829 --> 01:34:22.829
20 That's unreal who makes that into who makes

01:34:22.829 --> 01:34:26.479
that? But has that amount of free money to spend

01:34:26.479 --> 01:34:30.220
on another human being? No one. No one. No one.

01:34:30.460 --> 01:34:33.479
It is impossible to raise a child. Yep. Because

01:34:33.479 --> 01:34:36.079
you need two working parents, both of whom make

01:34:36.079 --> 01:34:40.699
really great wages. Yeah. In order to get by

01:34:40.699 --> 01:34:45.319
having a kid. Yes. Which is why any middle class

01:34:45.319 --> 01:34:50.159
or even lower class person, you know, people

01:34:50.159 --> 01:34:53.319
work at Target, people work at... Service jobs.

01:34:53.600 --> 01:34:58.579
White Castle, bartenders, servers, cashiers,

01:34:58.760 --> 01:35:01.899
just name it, right down the list. They have

01:35:01.899 --> 01:35:06.140
to face the fact that if they, number one, if

01:35:06.140 --> 01:35:09.659
they decide to get married, number two, they're

01:35:09.659 --> 01:35:11.779
going to struggle mightily if they have more

01:35:11.779 --> 01:35:14.800
than one child. Right. They'll struggle mightily.

01:35:15.779 --> 01:35:20.859
Especially where future, where welfare and social

01:35:20.859 --> 01:35:22.949
assistance It's looking like it's out the window,

01:35:23.210 --> 01:35:26.250
boys. Mm -hmm. Looking like it's gone. So it's

01:35:26.250 --> 01:35:27.890
gonna make it tougher. Right. And you've got

01:35:27.890 --> 01:35:30.710
all these billionaire cunt bags, like, oh, make

01:35:30.710 --> 01:35:32.529
more babies. I don't know why people aren't there,

01:35:32.689 --> 01:35:36.210
like, having more kids. Brother, I know you cunts

01:35:36.210 --> 01:35:38.970
are detached from reality, but that is really

01:35:38.970 --> 01:35:40.789
detached from reality. That's really detached.

01:35:42.069 --> 01:35:44.229
You're sitting in billions. You just want more

01:35:44.229 --> 01:35:48.090
wage slaves. That's it. That's all it is. I mean,

01:35:48.090 --> 01:35:50.970
that should... But for those individuals, those

01:35:50.970 --> 01:35:53.170
billionaires, multimillionaires that have these

01:35:53.170 --> 01:35:55.569
big corporations and sitting there and being

01:35:55.569 --> 01:35:57.569
like, wow, I'm really concerned for the next

01:35:57.569 --> 01:36:00.630
20 years because I'm not sure where we're going

01:36:00.630 --> 01:36:04.670
to get a workforce. That is a good reality for

01:36:04.670 --> 01:36:06.970
you because guess what us Gen Xers are going

01:36:06.970 --> 01:36:10.510
to do in the next 10 to 15 to 20 years? We're

01:36:10.510 --> 01:36:14.149
retired, my guy. Right. We're done. So now you

01:36:14.149 --> 01:36:17.670
got to rely on these other generations. that

01:36:17.670 --> 01:36:21.029
are much smaller. Yeah. Because you guys made

01:36:21.029 --> 01:36:24.729
them that way. Right. Yeah. Crazy. That's why,

01:36:25.149 --> 01:36:28.390
in my opinion, AI is a multi -trillion dollar

01:36:28.390 --> 01:36:31.310
industry, is because they're trying to replace

01:36:31.310 --> 01:36:35.210
the workforces that they caused to be small.

01:36:35.609 --> 01:36:39.350
Yes, correct. Yep. And that's it. That's it.

01:36:39.569 --> 01:36:41.149
That's it. That's why I wanted to bring up those

01:36:41.149 --> 01:36:44.890
numbers, because I knew it's all intertwined.

01:36:45.069 --> 01:36:47.189
Oh, for sure. Yeah, no doubt. I'm glad you did.

01:36:47.329 --> 01:36:51.149
That was really good. That was really good. Why

01:36:51.149 --> 01:36:53.569
don't we find out what happened while we were

01:36:53.569 --> 01:36:56.310
sleeping? Oh, no. Yeah, we do this every week.

01:36:57.029 --> 01:37:00.310
Aidan will look at video games. He'll look at

01:37:00.310 --> 01:37:03.149
TV shows, YouTubers, you name it, anything in

01:37:03.149 --> 01:37:06.800
media that maybe we just kind of slept on. But

01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:08.800
you know who didn't sleep on it, huh? No, no,

01:37:08.800 --> 01:37:11.779
no. Aiden didn't. My man, right here. Today?

01:37:11.859 --> 01:37:13.659
What did we miss, dude? While you were sleeping,

01:37:14.020 --> 01:37:17.140
you've been sleeping on a fantastic YouTuber.

01:37:17.479 --> 01:37:19.640
That's what I'm bringing up today. Okay. This

01:37:19.640 --> 01:37:23.180
man right here, Hank Green. Hank Green. Hank

01:37:23.180 --> 01:37:30.739
Green. My man. William Henry Green II. He goes

01:37:30.739 --> 01:37:32.920
by Hank Green, though. It's a more palatable

01:37:32.920 --> 01:37:34.939
name. Yeah, that's good, because for a minute

01:37:34.939 --> 01:37:36.520
I thought he went to the Gatsby party. Yeah,

01:37:36.619 --> 01:37:39.520
right. American entrepreneur, author, science

01:37:39.520 --> 01:37:42.960
communicator, and YouTuber. Best known for hosting

01:37:42.960 --> 01:37:46.579
the educational channel's SciShow crash course.

01:37:47.020 --> 01:37:49.800
He's got a channel he co -owns with his brother

01:37:49.800 --> 01:37:53.180
called... Vlogbrothers, which is kind of fun.

01:37:54.739 --> 01:37:59.399
Super highly intelligent, very personable, seems

01:37:59.399 --> 01:38:02.340
fantastic at teaching. And you know me, I love

01:38:02.340 --> 01:38:05.079
knowledge. I love learning. I know you do. This

01:38:05.079 --> 01:38:08.819
guy knows how to present it. He's a fantastic

01:38:08.819 --> 01:38:13.439
watch. He... Homeboy beat cancer. Oh, really?

01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:16.079
Homeboy beat cancer and he was still uploading

01:38:16.079 --> 01:38:18.949
YouTube videos all through it, like... detailing

01:38:18.949 --> 01:38:22.949
the processes and, like, really humanizing what

01:38:22.949 --> 01:38:26.170
it is, what it means to have this. But some of

01:38:26.170 --> 01:38:28.590
his most recent uploads, which are fantastic,

01:38:28.670 --> 01:38:32.430
he covered... He's got a video titled, The Genius

01:38:32.430 --> 01:38:35.210
of the Louvre Heist. Did you hear about that?

01:38:35.430 --> 01:38:37.069
I've heard of the Louvre Heist, yeah. They robbed

01:38:37.069 --> 01:38:39.510
the Louvre, so... Oh, yes, I have. Yeah, he covered

01:38:39.510 --> 01:38:42.970
that. He's got videos, Government by the Few

01:38:42.970 --> 01:38:46.600
for the Fewer. So he's... not only scientifically

01:38:46.600 --> 01:38:49.699
intelligent, but socially aware, socially woke

01:38:49.699 --> 01:38:54.739
about the crazy shit going on. He's covered AI

01:38:54.739 --> 01:38:58.680
a handful of times, and how disturbing it seems,

01:38:58.939 --> 01:39:02.920
and alarming it is. He is a fantastic watch.

01:39:03.060 --> 01:39:06.680
If you are at all remotely interested, and just

01:39:06.680 --> 01:39:12.159
like, really enthusiastic and fun to watch, edutainment

01:39:12.159 --> 01:39:15.619
YouTubers, Hank Green, Hank Green is a fantastic

01:39:15.619 --> 01:39:19.319
one. Hank Green. Awesome. I will definitely check

01:39:19.319 --> 01:39:22.079
it out, because I love stuff like that, too.

01:39:22.079 --> 01:39:25.619
Yeah. So I will definitely. That's why this dude

01:39:25.619 --> 01:39:27.899
does this segment, ladies and gentlemen, because

01:39:27.899 --> 01:39:29.520
that's so nice. I catch what happens while you're

01:39:29.520 --> 01:39:32.699
sleeping. We talked about you guys smartening

01:39:32.699 --> 01:39:35.319
up. We're all going to smart up. 2026, smarten

01:39:35.319 --> 01:39:38.260
up. That's the logo. Get smartened. Or the tagline,

01:39:38.380 --> 01:39:41.020
as it were. That's it. We're going to smarten

01:39:41.020 --> 01:39:43.279
up. And we're going to listen to this YouTuber

01:39:43.279 --> 01:39:45.520
for sure. Damn right. Hell yeah. Good call on

01:39:45.520 --> 01:39:48.000
that. Let's take a quick break. And we're going

01:39:48.000 --> 01:39:49.680
to come back because it's about time to drink

01:39:49.680 --> 01:40:01.659
some beer. Hell yeah. Let's go. All righty. We

01:40:01.659 --> 01:40:04.899
are in the homestretch. And that means it is

01:40:04.899 --> 01:40:09.880
time for the Mark Mo Show Beer Review. And yeah,

01:40:09.939 --> 01:40:11.500
in case you're wondering, this is the Mark Mo

01:40:11.500 --> 01:40:13.579
show. I'm your host, Mark Maloney, along with

01:40:13.579 --> 01:40:16.319
Aidan Maloney. And we get to drink beer, and

01:40:16.319 --> 01:40:18.819
that makes us happy. It's fantastic. The official

01:40:18.819 --> 01:40:21.239
beer review. Yeah, just remember, alcohol is

01:40:21.239 --> 01:40:25.279
a solution. Anyway. Chemists agree. Chemists

01:40:25.279 --> 01:40:29.899
agree with me 100%. And we're now on to the big,

01:40:30.180 --> 01:40:35.460
juicy Beer hug. Care to tell our fine folks about

01:40:35.460 --> 01:40:38.000
this wonderful concoction? Are you talking about

01:40:38.000 --> 01:40:40.340
the concoction called the Big Juicy Beer Hug?

01:40:40.640 --> 01:40:43.560
Indeed I am. Oh my goodness. Well, it is. Sounds

01:40:43.560 --> 01:40:46.880
wonderful. It sounds wonderful. It is an Imperial

01:40:46.880 --> 01:40:51.119
IPA from Goose Island Beer Company. We love Goose

01:40:51.119 --> 01:40:53.460
Island. Chicago, let's go. Macro brewery out

01:40:53.460 --> 01:40:57.579
of Chicago, Illinois. They say on the can it's

01:40:57.579 --> 01:41:00.529
full of sunshine and tropical sweetness. We'll

01:41:00.529 --> 01:41:02.250
be the judge of that. We will be the judge of

01:41:02.250 --> 01:41:06.550
that. It is 9 .9 % alcohol by volume. Oh, buddy.

01:41:06.689 --> 01:41:10.970
Which is soupaishi for a cerveza, if you will.

01:41:11.170 --> 01:41:15.050
I would agree. Which was both Japanese and Spanish.

01:41:15.529 --> 01:41:17.890
That was impressive. I didn't intend for that

01:41:17.890 --> 01:41:20.350
to happen, but it just, it did. If they ever

01:41:20.350 --> 01:41:22.170
need someone to speak on beer at the UN, I think

01:41:22.170 --> 01:41:24.050
they should tap you for it. Yeah, that is my,

01:41:24.050 --> 01:41:27.539
like, forte. Because I know... Many English words

01:41:27.539 --> 01:41:30.399
and then like a couple of other languages words

01:41:30.399 --> 01:41:34.420
you do like a handful You know a useful handful

01:41:34.420 --> 01:41:38.359
We will be ranking this beer on a scale of zero

01:41:38.359 --> 01:41:41.680
to five using the untapped app What you can get

01:41:41.680 --> 01:41:43.079
on your phone for free. We're not sponsored,

01:41:43.119 --> 01:41:45.979
but we do like it because it is free and You

01:41:45.979 --> 01:41:48.699
can rank beers and it's it's kind of like the

01:41:48.699 --> 01:41:51.300
four square of brewski's It really is. If anyone

01:41:51.300 --> 01:41:54.479
remembers the four square days? I definitely

01:41:54.479 --> 01:41:58.560
remember the four square days. You're doing the

01:41:58.560 --> 01:42:01.680
Lord's work, essentially. Because as we go out

01:42:01.680 --> 01:42:05.020
and we go to bars, and maybe some are a little

01:42:05.020 --> 01:42:07.979
swank, maybe not. Sure. Some just could be dive

01:42:07.979 --> 01:42:10.100
bars, but a lot of times you run into like, oh

01:42:10.100 --> 01:42:12.039
my God, what's that? Or you see a beer list like,

01:42:12.380 --> 01:42:14.500
I've not heard of that one before. You pull up

01:42:14.500 --> 01:42:17.300
this handy little app and then it lets you know

01:42:17.300 --> 01:42:19.119
kind of what the ranking is, what people are

01:42:19.119 --> 01:42:21.489
saying about it. and then it's just up to you

01:42:21.489 --> 01:42:23.189
to be like wow it kind of looks like ass maybe

01:42:23.189 --> 01:42:26.550
I'll avoid it right huh I am intrigued. Curious.

01:42:26.689 --> 01:42:31.050
My palate says yes. Quite. Indeed. Indeed. So

01:42:31.050 --> 01:42:33.970
ranking on a scale from zero to five we're drinking

01:42:33.970 --> 01:42:36.550
it out of a can and we'll give you some some

01:42:36.550 --> 01:42:39.390
flavor notes as we go along. Flavor Flav. And

01:42:39.390 --> 01:42:41.090
of course let us know in the comments what you're

01:42:41.090 --> 01:42:45.369
enjoying today. A sloncha. Sloncha to you sir.

01:42:46.529 --> 01:42:48.510
That is pretty damn smooth. Oh that's lovely.

01:42:48.829 --> 01:42:53.050
That is pretty damn smooth. As many folks know,

01:42:53.289 --> 01:42:54.489
especially folks that listen to this show and

01:42:54.489 --> 01:42:58.130
our beer reviews, IPAs are typically not my first

01:42:58.130 --> 01:43:01.649
choice, but that doesn't matter because we're

01:43:01.649 --> 01:43:06.369
here to do a job. Right. And this is lovely.

01:43:07.029 --> 01:43:11.630
That is really nice. It's not super hoppy, even

01:43:11.630 --> 01:43:15.430
for being an Imperial IPA. It is not super hoppy.

01:43:16.380 --> 01:43:18.979
I would say the sweetness, it's not overly sweet,

01:43:19.000 --> 01:43:23.100
but there is sweetness. Getting notes of like

01:43:23.100 --> 01:43:26.039
guava, maybe a touch of pineapple, like really

01:43:26.039 --> 01:43:30.739
guava papaya kind of tropical fruits. Yes, I

01:43:30.739 --> 01:43:33.399
would agree with that. Fair sweetness to it.

01:43:34.140 --> 01:43:37.479
Super smooth, very crisp. Yeah, I agree with

01:43:37.479 --> 01:43:40.979
that. It's definitely crisp. You don't get a

01:43:40.979 --> 01:43:42.619
lot of that bite that you get in most of your

01:43:42.619 --> 01:43:46.539
IPAs. No. A little bit, but not... Not to where,

01:43:46.699 --> 01:43:50.079
if you're just like your average beer drinker,

01:43:50.180 --> 01:43:51.699
where that's gonna dissuade you from having this.

01:43:51.859 --> 01:43:55.000
It's a really enjoyable beer. Nice finish. Yeah,

01:43:55.220 --> 01:43:57.819
it's not, especially the IPA haters out there,

01:43:58.520 --> 01:44:01.060
this, just because it says IPA on it doesn't

01:44:01.060 --> 01:44:03.640
mean it tastes like pine and it's super Citra

01:44:03.640 --> 01:44:07.260
hop going on. You gotta expand your horizons

01:44:07.260 --> 01:44:11.199
some. And I think those individuals who may like

01:44:11.199 --> 01:44:14.779
the taste of... Guava and papaya and tropical

01:44:14.779 --> 01:44:17.460
sweetness. This could be you even if you're not

01:44:17.460 --> 01:44:21.079
an IPA fan I'm an I'm an IPA fan and I fuck with

01:44:21.079 --> 01:44:23.800
this. This is great. Yeah, that is really good.

01:44:23.800 --> 01:44:27.739
I'm enjoying it I don't know about juicy. I I

01:44:27.739 --> 01:44:30.039
yeah, we're looking at the flavor profile juicy

01:44:30.039 --> 01:44:34.680
Yeah on the app it gives five examples of commonly

01:44:34.680 --> 01:44:37.319
selected flavor profile notes And we usually

01:44:37.319 --> 01:44:39.979
go through and agree or disagree. Maybe add some

01:44:39.979 --> 01:44:43.239
of our own Yeah, the suggested flavor profile

01:44:43.239 --> 01:44:45.920
notes are juicy tropical smooth boozy and light

01:44:45.920 --> 01:44:50.319
-bodied I'll give it smooth Yes, for sure. I'll

01:44:50.319 --> 01:44:53.800
give it tropical. I did that as well. I'll add

01:44:53.800 --> 01:45:00.439
guava. Ooh to the mix Okay, I'd crisp. I'm not

01:45:00.439 --> 01:45:03.520
sure if I agree with light -bodied. No, it is

01:45:03.520 --> 01:45:07.619
flavorful. Yeah Juicy, I don't know. I think

01:45:07.619 --> 01:45:09.819
I'm just going tropical smooth. I don't know

01:45:10.170 --> 01:45:12.829
what else to do i know you put guava but as you

01:45:12.829 --> 01:45:15.130
are naming like some of the fruits i'm not a

01:45:15.130 --> 01:45:18.829
fruit guy so beyond like like the common ones

01:45:18.829 --> 01:45:23.989
yeah beyond apples oranges and bananas and cherries

01:45:23.989 --> 01:45:27.550
you got me so it's just like this really has

01:45:27.550 --> 01:45:30.569
more of a passion food profile to it i mean yep

01:45:30.569 --> 01:45:33.489
that's it you got it you got it you nailed it

01:45:33.489 --> 01:45:36.289
i am i am not well versed in my fruit knowledge

01:45:36.289 --> 01:45:42.739
so um But yeah, I guess I've had Papaya before

01:45:42.739 --> 01:45:47.380
like papaya pill so I sure yeah Yeah, I got one.

01:45:47.500 --> 01:45:50.119
I can't say I enjoy this. I'll give it flavor

01:45:50.119 --> 01:45:54.500
profile of crisp guava tropical and smooth I'm

01:45:54.500 --> 01:45:58.239
going high. I'm going. I'm going for Pono on

01:45:58.239 --> 01:46:01.920
five that is high for you my god is high I really

01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:06.859
enjoy this it's right up my alley Very very good

01:46:08.760 --> 01:46:12.300
Man, you're the IPA guy, so that does speak a

01:46:12.300 --> 01:46:15.199
lot, and I did enjoy it, for sure. I gave it

01:46:15.199 --> 01:46:17.300
three and a half, but once again, for anybody

01:46:17.300 --> 01:46:19.380
who knows me, I'm not an IPA guy, so three and

01:46:19.380 --> 01:46:23.899
a half is actually high for me for that particular...

01:46:24.109 --> 01:46:28.250
Big juicy beer a big juicy beer hug indeed it

01:46:28.250 --> 01:46:31.369
is the beer hugs you back Yep, and you probably

01:46:31.369 --> 01:46:34.590
can find that at least on the Chicago area most

01:46:34.590 --> 01:46:38.659
of your liquor stores I'm trying to describe

01:46:38.659 --> 01:46:41.420
the can a little bit. It's like a yellow can,

01:46:41.579 --> 01:46:44.359
and it's got this purplish bear with these big

01:46:44.359 --> 01:46:46.600
orange sunglasses. Big sunglasses. Kind of awesome.

01:46:47.199 --> 01:46:49.380
Yeah. The Goose Island logo will be on there.

01:46:49.460 --> 01:46:51.720
It says, full of sunshine and tropical sweetness.

01:46:52.220 --> 01:46:54.640
Not sponsored, but it's a good beer. It is a

01:46:54.640 --> 01:46:57.659
good beer. 9 .9%. Big juicy beer hug. Big juicy

01:46:57.659 --> 01:47:00.399
beer hug. I love it. I do like it. Well, thank

01:47:00.399 --> 01:47:03.399
you for that Goose Island brewery. We did like

01:47:03.399 --> 01:47:06.479
it very much. Much enjoyed. Mm -hmm for certain

01:47:06.479 --> 01:47:12.359
So that takes us to the world of weird news We

01:47:12.359 --> 01:47:14.239
didn't quite get to it last week, but we're getting

01:47:14.239 --> 01:47:17.039
to it this week and eight once you kick us off

01:47:17.039 --> 01:47:21.199
fan Well, I found an interesting one. Oh this

01:47:21.199 --> 01:47:27.699
This is the bowel movement bandit. Oh, no. Yes,

01:47:27.699 --> 01:47:31.600
and this is a Wikipedia article Hmm. Yeah, it's

01:47:31.600 --> 01:47:35.020
it's like a whole thing Like this is, you can

01:47:35.020 --> 01:47:37.180
find it on news stories, but I found the Wikipedia

01:47:37.180 --> 01:47:40.020
article for it. The bowel movement bandit, also

01:47:40.020 --> 01:47:44.520
known as the Ohio pooping bandit. Oh no. Is the

01:47:44.520 --> 01:47:48.939
alias of an unidentified man in the Kenmore neighborhood

01:47:48.939 --> 01:47:52.560
of Akron, Ohio, who repeatedly defecated through

01:47:52.560 --> 01:47:57.039
the sunroofs of random people's cars from 2012

01:47:57.039 --> 01:48:02.199
to 2015. That's a long stretch. It has been speculated

01:48:02.199 --> 01:48:06.680
his name is Richie, based on a Hot Topic membership

01:48:06.680 --> 01:48:11.859
card found at the scene of the crime. In total,

01:48:12.079 --> 01:48:16.039
the criminal defecated on at least 19 parked

01:48:16.039 --> 01:48:19.460
cars in driveways. The criminal only stopped

01:48:19.460 --> 01:48:22.300
his public defecation spree after a photo of

01:48:22.300 --> 01:48:24.779
his face was captured by a hidden camera and

01:48:24.779 --> 01:48:27.520
released to the public. Of him droppin' the deuce?

01:48:27.560 --> 01:48:31.770
Of him droppin' one. Oh no. Uh, he is - Some

01:48:31.770 --> 01:48:34.109
more aliases, he's also known as the Kenmore

01:48:34.109 --> 01:48:39.310
Pooper. Starting in May 2012, residents of the

01:48:39.310 --> 01:48:42.149
Kenmore neighborhood in Akron, Ohio found feces

01:48:42.149 --> 01:48:45.609
on or in their cars. If their cars were locked,

01:48:45.729 --> 01:48:48.229
the perpetrator would defecate on the hood, windshield,

01:48:48.550 --> 01:48:52.149
gas tank, covering, mirrors, windows, or handles

01:48:52.149 --> 01:48:55.550
of the car. Come on, guy. However, if the cars

01:48:55.550 --> 01:48:57.750
were unlocked, the perpetrator would defecate

01:48:57.750 --> 01:49:01.079
on the interior of the car. In total, at least

01:49:01.079 --> 01:49:03.720
19 reported finding fecal matter on their car,

01:49:04.180 --> 01:49:07.199
but the lieutenant of the local police force

01:49:07.199 --> 01:49:10.500
believes there are indeed more victims. Oh, no.

01:49:10.939 --> 01:49:13.800
On March 10th, 2015, the face of the perpetrator,

01:49:13.840 --> 01:49:15.979
of course, was caught on that hidden camera set

01:49:15.979 --> 01:49:18.800
up by the father of a woman whose car was targeted

01:49:18.800 --> 01:49:24.180
by the perpetrator seven times. Oh, gosh. Seven

01:49:24.180 --> 01:49:27.939
times she had her car shaded on. The photo of

01:49:27.939 --> 01:49:31.039
the perpetrator was released to the public by

01:49:31.039 --> 01:49:35.239
the Akron Beacon Journal on March 11th, 2015.

01:49:35.460 --> 01:49:37.979
The estimator was estimated to be in his mid

01:49:37.979 --> 01:49:41.199
-40s when the photo was taken. And you can actually

01:49:41.199 --> 01:49:46.340
look through a full list of the incidents where

01:49:46.340 --> 01:49:48.899
this had happened on Wikipedia. They list every

01:49:48.899 --> 01:49:51.560
car type and when it happened, when it was reported.

01:49:52.109 --> 01:49:56.550
It is insane. Oh no. And as far as I know, as

01:49:56.550 --> 01:49:58.869
far as I've read, this person has never been

01:49:58.869 --> 01:50:02.189
found. Oh, you're kidding. The Ohio Pooper was

01:50:02.189 --> 01:50:06.029
never found. The Ohio Pooper is at large. The

01:50:06.029 --> 01:50:08.409
bowel movement bandit is still at large. Still

01:50:08.409 --> 01:50:12.149
at large. And so are his poops. So are his poops.

01:50:12.470 --> 01:50:15.949
Oh no. So no more cars since 2015 that we know

01:50:15.949 --> 01:50:18.569
of. That we know of. But that man is still out

01:50:18.569 --> 01:50:20.729
there. He's a serial pooper. That dude could

01:50:20.729 --> 01:50:23.909
be like, that man could be a father. He could

01:50:23.909 --> 01:50:26.750
be like a local at your dive bar in Akron. He

01:50:26.750 --> 01:50:28.430
could be. And you'd never know he's the pooper.

01:50:28.750 --> 01:50:31.329
You would never know. If you spot him at Hot

01:50:31.329 --> 01:50:34.920
Topic though. Right. You really gotta do that.

01:50:34.939 --> 01:50:36.840
If you're a hot topic, you have to jump on that

01:50:36.840 --> 01:50:39.560
and be like, pooper was here. Pooper was here.

01:50:39.560 --> 01:50:42.279
Like on a t -shirt. Yeah, home of the pooper.

01:50:42.399 --> 01:50:44.500
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you gotta play into it,

01:50:44.619 --> 01:50:46.779
make some money on that. That would be the capitalist

01:50:46.779 --> 01:50:49.939
thing. Exactly. The bowel movement bandit was

01:50:49.939 --> 01:50:53.000
the weirdest piece of news I have found. Hilarious.

01:50:53.020 --> 01:50:56.840
Maybe this season. even yeah that is that is

01:50:56.840 --> 01:51:00.659
something well i know for mine uh i just uh you

01:51:00.659 --> 01:51:02.279
know we're just gonna lean right into that title

01:51:02.279 --> 01:51:06.500
of this article toothpaste made with hair naturally

01:51:06.500 --> 01:51:10.460
repairs tooth enamel scientists discover scientists

01:51:10.460 --> 01:51:13.539
at king's college london discovered keratin a

01:51:13.539 --> 01:51:17.420
protein found in hair skin and wool that is often

01:51:17.420 --> 01:51:20.079
used in reparative shampoos can also help with

01:51:20.079 --> 01:51:23.899
teeth We think this is a game -changer, an industry

01:51:23.899 --> 01:51:27.539
mover, to introduce keratin as an actual product

01:51:27.539 --> 01:51:30.579
within our daily use to protect and heal your

01:51:30.579 --> 01:51:35.119
tooth enamel without even realizing Dr. Sherif

01:51:35.119 --> 01:51:39.479
El -Shwar Kawi. Now that's a name. And I think

01:51:39.479 --> 01:51:41.199
I got it. I think I nailed it. You nailed it.

01:51:41.520 --> 01:51:44.659
From Kings of Faculty of Dentistry, oral and

01:51:44.659 --> 01:51:47.840
craniofacial, say you're welcome, sciences told

01:51:47.840 --> 01:51:50.319
Sky News. Put your hair in your teeth. Put your

01:51:50.319 --> 01:51:52.659
hair in your teeth. Come on. You went to the

01:51:52.659 --> 01:51:55.939
barber, just chew on that shit. If you have a

01:51:55.939 --> 01:51:59.939
microcrack or a very, I've done some microcrack,

01:52:00.699 --> 01:52:04.479
or a very small defect, it would heal itself

01:52:04.479 --> 01:52:08.239
without you even realizing. Wow. Many tooth problems

01:52:08.270 --> 01:52:10.949
from damaged enamel which does not regenerate

01:52:10.949 --> 01:52:13.470
once it's lost. It's gone forever. That's what

01:52:13.470 --> 01:52:15.689
they say. That's what they say when the keratin

01:52:15.689 --> 01:52:18.170
mixes with the minerals and saliva produces a

01:52:18.170 --> 01:52:20.609
protective coating to mimic the structure and

01:52:20.609 --> 01:52:23.470
function of natural enamel. That's fun. Isn't

01:52:23.470 --> 01:52:26.289
that fun? Yeah. Fluoride, I love science, fluoride

01:52:26.289 --> 01:52:29.329
toothpaste and fluoride added to drinking water

01:52:29.329 --> 01:52:32.930
are currently relied on to slow enamel erosion.

01:52:32.949 --> 01:52:35.750
Right. But keratin -based treatments were found

01:52:35.750 --> 01:52:53.340
to stop it completely. That's nuts. The treatment

01:52:53.340 --> 01:52:57.819
could be through a daily toothpaste or as a professionally

01:52:57.819 --> 01:53:01.539
applied gel, similar to nail varnish in more

01:53:01.539 --> 01:53:04.729
extreme cases. I know. Do you imagine your breath

01:53:04.729 --> 01:53:08.670
smelling like fucking keratin varnish? No, that

01:53:08.670 --> 01:53:12.170
might be bad. It could be made available for

01:53:12.170 --> 01:53:15.210
the public in two to three years, according to

01:53:15.210 --> 01:53:18.149
the scientists. That's not far off. It really

01:53:18.149 --> 01:53:21.930
isn't and is seen as a more environmentally friendly

01:53:21.930 --> 01:53:24.510
alternative to traditional dental restoration.

01:53:25.390 --> 01:53:28.489
The tests products developed at King's College

01:53:28.489 --> 01:53:33.619
were made from wool. But in the future, Dr. El

01:53:33.619 --> 01:53:36.680
Sharkawi, ha ha. Hey. Set, you're welcome. Said

01:53:36.680 --> 01:53:40.000
people could even collect their own hair to extract

01:53:40.000 --> 01:53:42.859
keratin. That's crazy. However, for the moment,

01:53:42.939 --> 01:53:46.520
the King's team is going with sheep's wool because

01:53:46.520 --> 01:53:50.180
it's highly abundant and it's a bio waste. It's

01:53:50.180 --> 01:53:53.529
sustainable and it's good for the farmers. I

01:53:53.529 --> 01:53:55.449
see that as a win -win. That's a win -win, is

01:53:55.449 --> 01:53:57.909
it not? The toothpaste will look and feel just

01:53:57.909 --> 01:54:01.270
like standard fluoride paste, with a minty flavor

01:54:01.270 --> 01:54:04.430
and foaming texture, but instead contain enough

01:54:04.430 --> 01:54:08.210
keratin for daily use. Damn. The aim is that

01:54:08.210 --> 01:54:11.710
we want aim. That's a two. Hey, okay. I see what

01:54:11.710 --> 01:54:15.869
they did there. The aim is... is that we want

01:54:15.869 --> 01:54:18.850
this to be affordable and to reach the public.

01:54:18.850 --> 01:54:22.510
That's always the goal. Said Dr. El Sharqawi.

01:54:23.390 --> 01:54:25.189
He's got Sharq in his name. He's got Sharq in

01:54:25.189 --> 01:54:27.930
his name. That's my guy. We don't think this

01:54:27.930 --> 01:54:30.649
is going to be a premium product. We would like

01:54:30.649 --> 01:54:34.689
everyone to be able to access it. My man. How

01:54:34.689 --> 01:54:39.850
great is that? My man. Leave it to scientists

01:54:39.850 --> 01:54:44.170
from another country to be like, oh, this is

01:54:44.170 --> 01:54:45.770
an amazing finding. It's really going to help

01:54:45.770 --> 01:54:48.670
people's teeth. We want everybody to access this.

01:54:48.689 --> 01:54:51.250
How about that shit? Here's a genuine betterment

01:54:51.250 --> 01:54:54.529
for humanity. Let's make sure anyone can get

01:54:54.529 --> 01:54:57.149
this. How about that? Wow, it's almost like there

01:54:57.149 --> 01:54:59.029
are good people out there, and then capitalists

01:54:59.029 --> 01:55:01.350
come along and be like, no, no, no, no, no, no,

01:55:01.409 --> 01:55:04.430
no. Think of the shareholders. Think of the shareholders.

01:55:04.569 --> 01:55:05.770
It's always about the shareholders. And you know

01:55:05.770 --> 01:55:07.630
it's a good scientific journal because they did

01:55:07.630 --> 01:55:11.489
not mention a product name one time. Nope. I

01:55:11.489 --> 01:55:13.689
did. Yeah, you did. That was a bit, though. That

01:55:13.689 --> 01:55:15.350
was a good bit, though. But that was pretty good.

01:55:15.470 --> 01:55:17.329
Yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah. King's College

01:55:17.329 --> 01:55:19.510
in London. God bless. Let's keep our eyes on

01:55:19.510 --> 01:55:22.170
that. God bless. Yeah, that's some good stuff.

01:55:22.510 --> 01:55:24.529
I thought it was just weird enough to put on

01:55:24.529 --> 01:55:27.140
there. Yeah. What I'm gathering is chew your

01:55:27.140 --> 01:55:30.960
hair. Chew your? Chew your hair. Go to the barber

01:55:30.960 --> 01:55:33.380
and then be like, uh, can I have that? Wait,

01:55:33.380 --> 01:55:35.619
were you going to finish that? Like all the hair

01:55:35.619 --> 01:55:37.939
in the dustpan? You going to finish that? Yeah.

01:55:38.340 --> 01:55:40.119
Here, I have this little freezer bag. Can you

01:55:40.119 --> 01:55:42.199
just put that in there for me? Just throw it

01:55:42.199 --> 01:55:45.000
in the Tupperware. I need lunch anyway. What

01:55:45.000 --> 01:55:46.659
are you doing with that? Oh, I'm going to chew

01:55:46.659 --> 01:55:49.880
on that shit. Think of my enamel there barber.

01:55:49.899 --> 01:55:52.119
Don't don't judge me that enamel is gonna be

01:55:52.119 --> 01:55:55.300
popping my guy All right, that's enough for this

01:55:55.300 --> 01:55:59.260
week on the mark mo show You can access it all

01:55:59.260 --> 01:56:03.420
podcast platforms and YouTube Please like share

01:56:03.420 --> 01:56:05.899
subscribe all that good stuff. Check out Aidan

01:56:05.899 --> 01:56:08.100
spelled the right way. That's Aidan's gaming

01:56:08.100 --> 01:56:12.779
channel also after hours, which is my radio show

01:56:12.779 --> 01:56:16.159
alt rock and Celtic punk get a lot of that and

01:56:16.159 --> 01:56:20.750
our collab channel, which is AK219GuysBeingDudes.

01:56:20.789 --> 01:56:23.329
We do some fun collab kind of stuff on there.

01:56:23.989 --> 01:56:26.189
And that's about it. Please like, subscribe,

01:56:26.189 --> 01:56:28.069
and share. Be great. And you want to close with

01:56:28.069 --> 01:56:31.149
anything? Chew your hair. Chew your hair. We

01:56:31.149 --> 01:56:31.409
out.
