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Hi there everybody and welcome to the Mark Mo

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Show. This is season four, episode four, Fear

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Factor. You can find us on all podcast platforms

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and YouTube. I would like to introduce, well,

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myself, hi, I'm Mark Maloney, I'm your host.

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My co -host, to my left, or your right, depending

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on where you're standing, but if you're standing

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in front of us and I can't see you, that is a

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problem. And after last night, it's very possible.

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Anyway, my co -host, producer, Aidan Maloney,

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how are you? To be totally honest, slightly suboptimal.

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I can hear it in your voice a little bit. A little

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bit in the voice still. I believe I mentioned

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last week I had a little cold kicking around.

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But yeah, it kicked my ass this work week. And

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then it's kind of tailing off now. Just like

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those last remains of nose blowing and gross

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coughs. But on the up and up. But yeah, fantastic.

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Great Halloween season. For sure. And watched

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some horror movies, kept it chill when I wasn't...

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feeling so hot, but yeah, fairly excellent otherwise.

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That is good to hear, and hopefully you're healing

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up and all that crap will be out of your system

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real soon. I want to let everybody know that

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Aiden has his own YouTube gaming channel. It's

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called Aiden Spelled the Right Way, which I've

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been promoting online and in our town here. Word

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of mouth, yeah. Word of mouth, which helps, and

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that's our little... a little hamlet or a little

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spot on the map here in Valparaiso, Indiana.

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And they they rather enjoyed the name that Aiden

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chose for his channel, which is great. That's

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the point, right? So he has new PC gaming content

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like GeoGuessr, PolyBridge, Observation Duty

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and more each and every week. And I know you

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had said because of this real nasty cold that

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you've had, there hasn't been a lot of content.

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So are you going to at least going into next

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week are you going to continue with some of the

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horror movies or the horror games? I think so

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because I had a lot lined up for spooky season

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and then this cold came in right at the last

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like 10 days of like good horror season so I

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will continue to play some horror games I haven't

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uploaded this week clearly because no one wants

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to hear 10 minutes of coughing while they're

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trying to enjoy a YouTube video, so. Unless someone's

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got a coughing fetish, then this is your guy.

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Yeah, I mean, hit me up. I mean, I don't get

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paid from YouTube, so I'll take a check. Yeah.

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But yeah, I will continue playing horror games.

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I've got a lot of different, like, simulator

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kind of management games also, like this one

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where you're, like, managing metro systems, developing

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as, like, cities grow. Which is a kind of fun

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concept and I've seen a different youtuber play

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it and I was like, oh that looks neat and kind

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of stressful I'm into it. So I downloaded that

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I'll be playing some of that also so lots lots

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of games coming up it's just a matter of Making

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sure I don't sound like garbage and I'm not coughing

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into the microphone every every two minutes for

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sure now It was kind of interesting That that

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last game you mentioned about the railway systems

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and all that there was a game and I'm gonna date

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myself the Sega Master System, which was a great

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system and It was a game and my old roommate

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our IP Carl. He loved this game And we were always

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like, God, why does he like this game so much?

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And then we'd play it and two hours later be

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like, oh, god damn it. So it was something called

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Arrow Biz. And essentially... You are the CEO

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of an airline and your whole idea is to manage

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that airline in such a profitable way and then

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continue not to even open like national hubs

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and have like where your main hub is, you know,

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like United Airlines in Chicago and so on. Delta

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I think is either Dallas or Atlanta. I can't

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remember. Anyway, you have like your main hub

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and then you do your national routes and you

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start developing your international routes and

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you would think, wow. That's exciting, but you

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just kind of you kind of get into it and you

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can actually it's multiplayer So like there's

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other people that when it's their turn. It's

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they kind of go through their thing, too So you're

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kind of like competing right against other brands

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and like things that they're doing. So that's

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neat Let's get arrow biz. So yeah, I don't know

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if it lives online somewhere, but if it does

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check it out Yeah, there's got to be ways to

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emulate it Relators are pretty good. Yeah, because

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I got there's a there's a friend of mine We used

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to play tech mobile all the time now mind you

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when you compare to football games made today

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It's just it's night and day. Yeah, there's no

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comparison but back in the day You're playing

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super tech mobile And you can be like this great

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Chicago Bears team You can be like all these

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other amazing teams and the players names and

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that sort of thing And we used to just play it

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all the time. So he found one of those on his

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PC. That's cool. You know, where he could do

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super tech mobile. So I found that pretty interesting.

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It is neat, yeah. As well. So at any rate, if

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don't recommend yelling at Alexa with all the

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weird AI stuff happening today. I think we're

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closer to iRobot than we care to admit. Right.

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So maybe kindly suggest, Alexa, could you...

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Could you please, could you please? Could you

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please? Maybe, if you have the time. If you feel

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kind enough. To play after hours for us. Yeah,

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so you can ask her as well, if you want. Anyway...

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It was Halloween weekend, right? So we just had

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Halloween and we're about to wrap up on the ol'

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spooky season, which I know Aidan and I are huge

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fans of. Yeah, for some of us, it's year -round.

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It really is. Yeah. It really is. I mean, we

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celebrate it like it's our spooky season Super

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Bowl, but yeah, I mean, we're all about spooky

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stuff year -round. Yeah. For sure. Top three

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holidays, I would argue. I don't know if we share

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them, I think maybe we do, but Halloween. That's

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up there. Thanksgiving. That's up there. And

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St. Patrick's Day. St. Patty's Day, yeah. That's

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it, you know. Christmas, some people like Christmas.

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I liked Christmas when I was a kid, now that

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I'm older. It's just so commercial. Very commercial.

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And some of the music is just annoying AF, you

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know. Especially when they start playing it.

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Three months before Christmas starts. It's like

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bro. Nope if I walk into a store right now, and

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I hear Mariah Carey's ass I'm walking. Uh -uh.

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I am walking out business lost my money. I'm

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going somewhere else You know just just chill

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with that shit. Hey Let's have that day where

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we hang out with friends and family and eat a

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turkey and watch football Let's do that right

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right once. We're done with that go crazy Yeah,

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if that's what you get your you get your five

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weeks of Christmas plenty That's plenty. There's

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no other holiday we do that for. No. At all.

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In this house we do it for Halloween, but. Right,

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exactly. It's like October 1st and you're like

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eeeee. Yeah. You know, and it just begins. But

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relatively speaking, I think most people, like

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Halloween it's what, maybe 10 days, 7 to 10 days

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out, people start getting into it. Yeah. And

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St. Patrick's Day is about a week. Give or take

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once again. It's the month of March for our family.

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But, you know, nobody does, like, an entire holiday.

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Like, it's a holiday season. Well, why? Right.

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You know, why are we doing that? Granted, like,

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I understand it's, especially during Christmastime,

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it's typically, especially in the Midwest, it's

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cold and miserable out. You know, you need something

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to keep your holly jolly ass happy, right? But

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if you extend that holly jolliness, or attempt

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to, into November, or, God forbid, October. Sometimes

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into January. It's like, no, no, no, no, no.

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We've overstepped a boundary. For sure. That's

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what we'll keep in December. That's it. Start

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on Black Friday. Well, that used to be the deal.

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So when I grew up in the 80s, my sister would

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have to leave Thanksgiving dinner. in the evening

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is like eight or nine o 'clock not to open the

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store but they would go to the store on thanksgiving

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night to decorate right because they did not

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decorate before thanksgiving it was fall season

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it was harvest season there were still pumpkins

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and cornucopias and all that kind of crap and

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literally they went in the night before Black

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Friday to decorate, so that when people got up

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early in the morning to do their shopping, the

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stores all magically transformed into Christmas.

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So there's that little bit of magic to it, and

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everybody kind of got apt up, and it was like,

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oh, day one of the season, yay. But now they

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do it so early, it just makes all of that less

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special. Yeah, I would agree. Leave it to capitalism

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to destroy holidays. Oh yeah, and it has, for

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sure. But anyway, we're in Halloween season.

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Also birthday season for you, I might add. I

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might add. Heyo, I am 29. Turn the big four -o.

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29. 29. Oh, sorry. 29. 23rd anniversary. Never

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mind. We won't go there. Yeah. At any rate, right?

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I mean, it's a great time of year. The costume

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parties and hand that candy to the neighborhood

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kids, which is another thing. I don't get any.

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Like, we have none come by the house. This is

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like the second year in a row we've had zero

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kids. I was actually talking about that with

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a co -worker this week on how Halloween Day has

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kind of changed. Now we're kind of lucky out

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here in South Haven, Indiana, which is my little

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borough, if you will, of Valparaiso, which is

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a borough of Chicagoland. It's complicated. Yes.

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But it's just this really tightly packed... residential

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neighborhood and there's just lots of families

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out here yeah so trick -or -treaters still trick

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-or -treat on Halloween but you include trunk

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-or -treat events that's true include you know

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that city downtown trick -or -treating events

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all of a sudden kids get three Halloweens and

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by actual Halloween day it's like Do you really

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want to go out there and get more candy like

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you've already got a pillowcase full? So I know

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that plays into it also. It does like at most

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I feel like The families will like they'll dress

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up the kids and then they'll bounce to like the

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neighbors that they know or their friends And

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then that's it. Yeah, just kind of bounce back

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home Especially if it's not like a super nice

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day if it's not there Let's just let's go a couple

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places and get out of here because I get the

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point of like If it's, for example, say it's

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40 degrees, and it's windy and it's chilly, and

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your kid's got to put coats over the costumes

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anyway. Right, yeah. It's like you can't, unless

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they have a mask on, you're just kind of like,

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what are you? Right. You know, oh, you're freezing.

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Cute costume. Yeah, right, right. I can totally

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see it. Yeah, I can totally see it. I'm right

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there with you, as a matter of fact. Yeah, so

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I kind of get that. But yeah, my neighborhood,

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it was like four or five years ago I bought two

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bags of candy. and I went through one half bag

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of candy. I'm like, well, not gonna do that again,

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because shit's expensive. Totally ramp up these

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prices. So then the next year, I'm like, well,

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I'll just get one bag of candy. So I got one

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bag of candy, and I went through 10 pieces, maybe.

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I'm like, okay, I don't think I'm gonna buy a

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bag next year. And I didn't, and we had no one.

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and then again this year and we had no one. Now

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mind you I wasn't home all night. I was home

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most of the evening but like doorbell never rang,

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my lights on. Usually that's kind of the key.

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If your lights on somebody's gonna knock on the

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door. Yeah. Nothing. That's wild. I didn't even

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see a kid walk down the street. I was like wow.

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So yeah. Slow day. Very slow. So I think I don't

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know if it's just phasing out or what's going

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on. But, you know, some neighborhoods, like you

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say, some neighborhoods, you just see pictures

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and like, yeah, droves of kids going down the

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street. I'm like, it's kind of popping off out

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this way. Yeah. Yeah. I committed a bit of a

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faux pas, if you will. I thought, as you thought,

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it was going to be a slow year because we didn't

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pass out candy last year. We went to a Halloween

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party. So I just left bowls out front of the

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door with like a take one sign. So this was the

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first year I was physically handing out the candy,

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right? I thought it was going to be slow. So

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the first handful of, you know, groups that came

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by, I was passing out, you know, three, four,

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five pieces per kid. Yep. And then I ran through

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the first bowl and it was only like 30 minutes

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through the two hours of trick -or -treating.

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I was like, oh no. Oh no, it's gonna be poppin'

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this year, and I'm gonna be out of candy right

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when it starts kickin'. Yep. So, yeah, get a

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little more conservative with the passing out

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of candy per child. Yeah, oh, you have to. Yeah.

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You really do. Like, oh man, I don't wanna be

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that guy that runs out of candy at like 6 .15.

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Yep. And now you're like, what do we do? We'll

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sit in the dark. Put up the blackout curtains.

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They can't see us. They can't see us. All right.

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But anyway, yeah. So costume parties and hand

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out the candy. And of course, watch some of our

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favorite horror movies with some snacks and all.

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That's just part of it all. We like and hate

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a good scare all at the same time, right? So

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deep down, we know that. despite the classic

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jump scare or goosebumps. Ultimately, we're safe

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in the comfort of our own home or movie theater

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with friends, something like that. However, real

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fear... I think it just hits different. Oh, for

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sure. It just hits different. You know, you're

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confused, unable to think clearly, which is hilarious,

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because then we sit there and we watch these

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movies, we're like, dude, behind you. Right,

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right. Dude, like, why did you just run into

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the room with the knives? Like, you just sit

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there and you're so critical, but at the same

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sense... you're technically, you're seeing their

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fear, but you're not experiencing the fear. Right,

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the adrenaline and cortisol. Which is completely

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different, right? So, you know, you're confused,

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and you can't think clearly, and our hearts beat

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quickly, right? It's like, do -do -do -do -do

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-do -do. And, you know, your bodies tremble,

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and all that stuff. In the face of real fear,

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or... psychologically as they call it right like

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a phobia yeah which is your fear of fill in the

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frickin blank so according and I kind of not

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that I'm I'm encroaching onto your into the red

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reddit rabbit hole I would never do such a thing

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sure but according to the National Institute

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of Mental Health phobias are among the most common

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psychiatric illnesses among US adults so they

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consider that an illness Phobias affect 9 .1

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% of US adults each year. So 10 people in a room,

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one of them's got a phobia or something. Right.

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I thought the number would have been higher,

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honestly. Yeah. Right. Like I would think maybe

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more like 15. Right. You know, kind of in that,

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maybe even 20. But these phobias typically emerge

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during childhood or adolescence and continue

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into adulthood. They also impact twice as many

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women as they do men, which I found an interesting

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stat as well. So I was wondering, what do people

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actually fear the most? What is it that they

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fear? Because there could be a lot of different

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things in this world. So it was interesting because

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they actually had this top list of phobias. Some

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of them made sense, some of them I was kind of

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like, huh, interesting. So the most common ones,

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for example, arachnophobia. That makes sense.

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Spiders. Yeah. Now, I don't have that one. Do

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I like spiders? No. Will I stomp them into the

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eighth level of hell? Yes. Unless it's a small

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spider that I'm really not threatened by. I don't

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think it's going to bite me, but he's doing the

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Lord's work and killing all the other insects

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I don't like. Right. Have at it. Set your web

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up. Get them all. Yeah. I'm a fan of that, especially

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if it's outside the house. Just have a party.

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Yeah. Okay, so the next one, aphidiophobia, which

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is an intense fear of snakes. Ooh. Another one

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I get. Yeah. Snakes aren't readily available

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in urban areas. No, right? So, it really doesn't

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affect me. However, if I'm in the country or

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something, and you hear that... You hear a little

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rattle? I'm gonna shit myself. Yep. I would absolutely

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do that. So, I completely understand that. Acrophobia,

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which I have, I'm pretty sure, is an intense

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fear of heights. Yeah, I don't like heights either.

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I don't. And I've told the story to you before.

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I went to Vegas one time and had this party at

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Skybar, 65th floor of, oh gosh, the casino. I'm

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having a brain fart. It was... Not Rio. It's

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up that street trying to think of the name of

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it live research Yeah, because now, you know

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just like I don't know what the hell we did in

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the 80s and 90s and we didn't have this technology

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I Really don't like it just it blows my mind,

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right? It's so easy nowadays just to get like

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immediate resolve in knowing something that you

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know, you know, but forgot. Yep Oh, yeah, it's

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quite the privilege honestly It's like, oh, what

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is that thing? It's bugging me. It's like, oh,

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I just look it up, you know? Yep. Oh, yeah, for

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sure. So, yeah. Gosh. Oh, it almost came to me.

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Mandalay? Nope. Mandalay Bay's great, but it's

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not Mandalay. The Palms. Palms Casino Resort.

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Palms. So, at the Palms, 65th floor or whatever.

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So, it was really cool. Got a great package.

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Just had to have a suit coat. No problem, I got

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that. So I had to have my suit coat. I'm going.

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Just the G &Ts are flowing that night, right?

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Smoking stogies. It's a great night. My man.

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Now, this huge veranda. So the inside is kind

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of swinging. The inside was really kind of retro.

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Looked like something out of Miami Vice, which

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I totally dug. Oh, that's cool. Oh, yeah. Just

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neon. It was crazy. So inside the bar, there's

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maybe like 10 people hanging out. But there's

00:19:47.259 --> 00:19:49.759
a hundred people outside because I figured it's

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a gorgeous night Yeah, I was gonna say you go

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to the sky bar just to sit inside. It's like

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well Well, you could be at any bar, right? So

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I I was like, okay I'm gonna go outside and the

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second the sliding glass doors popped open Certain

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things are tingling on me. I'm like shit. I didn't

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even step outside yet right and then I got outside

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a little bit and like my heart is racing and

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I feel like I'm gonna throw up I'm like this

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is crazy You know meanwhile like all the sorority

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girls are like on the rail looking over. They're

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just like ah Like doing their shit and meanwhile

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I'm sitting there like Can someone kill me? Right.

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Just right now, can this happen? And so I faced

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the fear at some point when it started to clear

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out, because I close that bitch. So when it started

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to clear out a little bit, I'm like, OK, I'm

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going to go by the rail and go by the rail. And

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so I put my left hand on the rail. And even though

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I did that, I leaned in a little bit because

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I'm just like, look, this is the situation where

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the gust of wind picks me up and chucks me. I'm

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like, no, not today. Not today death. I'm not

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facing you and it just like it was a thing and

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it's to the point where this woman came over

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and she's it's like ah First time like now. I've

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been terrified lots of times. I'm like I am terrified

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But yeah, it's like so that one for me at least

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really Hits. Yeah, it really hits. No, I definitely

00:21:17.869 --> 00:21:20.170
get that as well. Oh, I don't I don't like it

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I don't know if it's as intensive a fear as what

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you're describing, but I definitely get like

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cold and clammy and like It plays in my mind

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the irrationality of it as I'm experiencing it.

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I'm like I don't Typically randomly slip and

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fall or jump off of things by accident Logically

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speaking. I'm fine, but I am still terrified

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Cold and clammy and feeling funky. Yep. So yeah,

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definitely definitely get that Oh, yeah, I feel

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it for sure even when we're in Chicago because

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we are Chicagoland here where we do our podcast

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We go into the city and you're walking around

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because Chicago is a it's a beautiful city It's

00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:03.680
a great place to walk around. Don't listen to

00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:07.460
media reports that it's just like Like a war.

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It's just it's not yeah, and it'll be a lot less

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of a war once ice goes and fucks themselves and

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leaves oh did i say that i'm sorry oh no oh no

00:22:17.029 --> 00:22:21.390
anyway so when you're walking in this beautiful

00:22:21.390 --> 00:22:23.549
wonderful town which for the ninth year in a

00:22:23.549 --> 00:22:26.349
row is best city in the country no surprise no

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surprise when you're walking over the michigan

00:22:28.549 --> 00:22:31.529
avenue bridge or any of the bridges they they

00:22:31.529 --> 00:22:34.230
have the chicago river kind of cuts right through

00:22:34.230 --> 00:22:37.579
the center of the downtown area So there's many

00:22:37.579 --> 00:22:40.220
bridges, but the main bridge is kind of the Michigan

00:22:40.220 --> 00:22:42.480
Avenue bridge And when you're walking over the

00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:44.299
Michigan Avenue bridge to get from one side to

00:22:44.299 --> 00:22:47.779
the other These these big buses will go over

00:22:47.779 --> 00:22:51.799
the bridge now mind you you're what maybe ten

00:22:51.799 --> 00:22:54.319
stories above the water eight to ten story I

00:22:54.319 --> 00:22:57.960
mean, it's not super high but in the same point

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like I'm walking, and I'm looking, and I'm just

00:23:00.599 --> 00:23:02.059
like, yeah, I don't want to fall in there. Right.

00:23:02.220 --> 00:23:04.480
I just, I don't. And I'm walking, but then these

00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:06.559
buses go, and they hit the seam of the bridge,

00:23:06.579 --> 00:23:08.319
and it's like, ka -chunk, ka -chunk. Yeah. And

00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:10.279
like, it moves, and you're just like, nope, mm

00:23:10.279 --> 00:23:12.559
-mm, nope. Learn how to drive, and like, you

00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:14.440
just get mad at the bus for no reason. Yeah.

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So yeah, that's, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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the, the Then like every time after that and

00:23:30.140 --> 00:23:33.359
then I learned to love it But yeah, apparently

00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:37.500
fear of flying people have that I I get it. I

00:23:37.500 --> 00:23:40.619
mean, it's I don't know how long have we really

00:23:40.619 --> 00:23:46.400
had enormous metal tubes that can soar through

00:23:46.400 --> 00:23:50.980
the sky exactly, I mean a while honestly, but

00:23:50.980 --> 00:23:54.920
It's it's not yeah, I get it. I don't have it,

00:23:54.920 --> 00:23:57.160
but I get it I get it. You know, I was a little

00:23:57.160 --> 00:23:58.960
more scared of flying after the whole Boeing

00:23:58.960 --> 00:24:02.059
thing and all the whistleblowers somehow crazily

00:24:02.059 --> 00:24:05.099
died. Oh my gosh, what a strange coincidence.

00:24:05.480 --> 00:24:08.160
Shocker. Strange, strange coincidence. Yeah.

00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:10.579
Oh, yeah. But yeah, that made me a little more

00:24:10.579 --> 00:24:13.640
scared. But then I was like, the chances are

00:24:13.640 --> 00:24:17.640
so low. Oh, I know, right? Yeah. For sure. This

00:24:17.640 --> 00:24:20.980
one I found interesting. Sinophobia, which is

00:24:20.980 --> 00:24:23.650
an intense fear of dogs. Feel like I've heard

00:24:23.650 --> 00:24:26.170
of that one. Yeah, which is interesting because

00:24:26.170 --> 00:24:29.150
when you go to shelters and we have a few really

00:24:29.150 --> 00:24:31.390
good shelters in the area they do real well with

00:24:31.390 --> 00:24:35.730
the pets and stuff, but They find because I see

00:24:35.730 --> 00:24:39.230
social media posts on it that when they start

00:24:39.230 --> 00:24:43.549
to develop this inventory of dogs That most of

00:24:43.549 --> 00:24:46.009
them are black. Yeah because people see a black

00:24:46.009 --> 00:24:47.569
dog and immediately they're like, Oh, that's

00:24:47.569 --> 00:24:49.690
like the spawn of Satan. I don't want to deal

00:24:49.690 --> 00:24:52.190
with anything like that, which is very interesting

00:24:52.190 --> 00:24:54.549
because in the neighborhood I was outside, I

00:24:54.549 --> 00:24:56.190
think I was just doing some quick gardening.

00:24:56.390 --> 00:24:59.130
Like my roses were about to die and it was just

00:24:59.130 --> 00:25:00.490
kind of out there looking at them and clearing

00:25:00.490 --> 00:25:02.769
a few weeds and stuff. And there was a neighbor

00:25:02.769 --> 00:25:05.589
and he was walking his dog. His name was Odin.

00:25:05.740 --> 00:25:08.460
Loved it. That's great. I loved it. And I looked

00:25:08.460 --> 00:25:10.839
at him like, oh, I said, does Odin have Thor

00:25:10.839 --> 00:25:13.240
and Loki at home? And he started laughing. He's

00:25:13.240 --> 00:25:14.880
like, no, but I might need to do that now. I'm

00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:16.859
like, you should. But it was, I think it was

00:25:16.859 --> 00:25:20.579
like a lab pit mix. And, you know, he came over

00:25:20.579 --> 00:25:22.859
to me and anybody that has a dog that's good

00:25:22.859 --> 00:25:24.579
with dogs, you know, you just kind of hold your

00:25:24.579 --> 00:25:27.440
hands out there and let them sniff away to be

00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:30.650
like, OK, this guy is my friend. And whatever.

00:25:30.809 --> 00:25:32.690
And then he was just like super excited and his

00:25:32.690 --> 00:25:35.230
tails go in and like we were immediate best friends.

00:25:35.789 --> 00:25:39.170
And he's just like, thanks for petting my dog.

00:25:39.349 --> 00:25:41.069
And I thought, what a weird thing to say. It's

00:25:41.069 --> 00:25:43.589
a strange thing to say. But in the same sense,

00:25:43.650 --> 00:25:46.730
I understood what he meant. Because like some

00:25:46.730 --> 00:25:48.670
people see that and immediately they're just

00:25:48.670 --> 00:25:51.170
like scared of this dog. Yeah. None to be scared

00:25:51.170 --> 00:25:53.269
of. Put your hand out there if the dog's like,

00:25:53.470 --> 00:25:55.490
er, it's like, oh, cool. All right. Yeah. Have

00:25:55.490 --> 00:25:58.880
a nice day. Yep. But, you know, at any rate,

00:25:59.200 --> 00:26:01.240
so fear of dogs. And anybody that was alive in

00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:03.920
the 80s, there was a horror movie called Cujo.

00:26:04.799 --> 00:26:09.339
And the main antagonist is this St. Bernard that

00:26:09.339 --> 00:26:14.200
is psychotic. Psychotic. Like there's an entire

00:26:14.200 --> 00:26:16.779
part of this movie where the mom and the kid

00:26:16.779 --> 00:26:19.720
are stuck in a car because his dog is just trying

00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:22.269
to get at them. It is funny because St. Bernards

00:26:22.269 --> 00:26:25.269
are just big, dopey dogs, usually. So to have

00:26:25.269 --> 00:26:29.670
one that is just like a pit bull on Red Bull

00:26:29.670 --> 00:26:33.569
is just hilarious. But yeah, intense fear of

00:26:33.569 --> 00:26:36.650
dogs. Astrophobia is the intense fear of thunder

00:26:36.650 --> 00:26:40.730
and lightning. Interesting. Yeah. Like I would

00:26:40.730 --> 00:26:44.190
understand maybe an intense fear of of like weather

00:26:44.190 --> 00:26:47.289
like if you're afraid of tornadoes and sirens

00:26:47.289 --> 00:26:50.690
and You know thunderstorms, but thunder and lightning

00:26:50.690 --> 00:26:54.369
specifically. Yes. I Don't know. There's almost

00:26:54.369 --> 00:26:56.630
something and I don't mean for this to come off

00:26:56.630 --> 00:26:59.450
the wrong way if any of you lovely listeners

00:26:59.450 --> 00:27:03.809
have this it's almost childlike You know to be

00:27:03.809 --> 00:27:07.450
afraid of like thunder, but I get it. I mean

00:27:07.450 --> 00:27:10.200
there's there's a reason that Fears are irrational

00:27:10.200 --> 00:27:12.839
because they're irrational. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like

00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:15.180
I don't know. I don't know what that I then again

00:27:15.180 --> 00:27:18.220
I do find whether fascinating as a whole. Oh

00:27:18.220 --> 00:27:21.579
it is I find incredibly fascinating I'm not scared

00:27:21.579 --> 00:27:23.299
of it, but you know like you said there there

00:27:23.299 --> 00:27:26.559
are people that that don't Don't like it for

00:27:26.559 --> 00:27:30.410
one reason or another trip panophobia is an intense

00:27:30.410 --> 00:27:33.990
fear of injections. Now, that's interesting because

00:27:33.990 --> 00:27:38.349
I don't have a fear of injections, but having

00:27:38.349 --> 00:27:42.589
blood taken for me, it better be my best friend

00:27:42.589 --> 00:27:46.089
or a family member, and they are in dire need,

00:27:46.190 --> 00:27:49.569
and then you can have it. But if it's just, oh,

00:27:49.609 --> 00:27:52.009
look, it's a blood bus, yeah, that blood bus,

00:27:52.329 --> 00:27:57.089
they can go f themselves. No. No, no, no. I did

00:27:57.089 --> 00:27:59.319
do a test one time for this hospi - that I did

00:27:59.319 --> 00:28:01.180
some work for. They're like, yeah, you gotta

00:28:01.180 --> 00:28:03.420
do a blood draw. I'm like, what does that mean?

00:28:03.940 --> 00:28:05.559
I'm like, would he just prick my finger? Now

00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:07.619
I get dizzy when you prick my finger. Yeah, yeah,

00:28:07.619 --> 00:28:11.619
yeah. Which is crazy. Because if someone else

00:28:11.619 --> 00:28:13.400
is hurt in front of me, I can help them. That's

00:28:13.400 --> 00:28:15.119
not a problem. If somebody else is bleeding or

00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.880
a gut's hanging out, I'm OK. Me? Yeah. Mm -mm.

00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:21.519
Yeah. Nope. It's like the human self -preservation

00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:24.240
system kicks into overdrive and is like, hey,

00:28:24.660 --> 00:28:27.740
I think I'd rather pass out than see this blood

00:28:27.740 --> 00:28:30.940
leave me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So even

00:28:30.940 --> 00:28:34.160
if it's a small vial, your brain's like, oh my

00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:37.339
god, we're losing blood. We're losing it. You

00:28:37.339 --> 00:28:40.500
know, like those sirens are going off. In reality,

00:28:40.660 --> 00:28:44.119
it's like, it's just a little bit. Yeah. Pretty

00:28:44.119 --> 00:28:46.759
sure I got to make it back. Right. So you're

00:28:46.759 --> 00:28:52.000
OK. No, I totally get that. I've given pints

00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:54.960
to the Red Cross a handful of times. And yeah,

00:28:54.980 --> 00:28:57.259
the last time I went, I had that exact thing

00:28:57.259 --> 00:29:00.240
where I'm like, yeah, typically I'll feel a little

00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:02.299
faint and I'm just like, okay, just give me the

00:29:02.299 --> 00:29:04.839
juice or whatever. I'll be okay. But this, the

00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:06.900
last time I went, I was like, you know what?

00:29:07.859 --> 00:29:10.460
I think I can do it. I think I can be tough and

00:29:10.460 --> 00:29:12.920
like actually look at what's going on. And I

00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:16.079
looked at it. I saw the blood coming out of me.

00:29:16.380 --> 00:29:19.579
And I was like, Oh, that was a mistake. That

00:29:19.579 --> 00:29:22.400
was a mistake. I'm like, the nurses came over,

00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:25.079
they're like, oh shit, you all right? Like it

00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:27.559
started coming out of me super fast and like,

00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:30.039
cause my heart's pumping and my face is all white.

00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:33.519
It's like, oh man, get this fan on, get this

00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:36.460
man some orange juice. Like I don't feel so good,

00:29:36.779 --> 00:29:39.740
guys. Oh yeah. Cause yeah, when I hadn't done

00:29:39.740 --> 00:29:42.660
the hospital, the guy was gonna sit me in a chair.

00:29:43.259 --> 00:29:47.440
and I looked over at the room and I saw those

00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:50.099
weird beds that doctor's offices have. I don't

00:29:50.099 --> 00:29:53.119
know why they're so odd. It's like a file cabinet

00:29:53.119 --> 00:29:56.900
and there's this padding on the top. It's this

00:29:56.900 --> 00:30:00.799
weird ass shit. Anyway, I'm like, can I lay on

00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:03.779
that? And he's like, you wanna lay down? I said,

00:30:03.859 --> 00:30:06.430
well, if I don't. You're going to have to pick

00:30:06.430 --> 00:30:08.589
me up off the floor. So why don't we just do

00:30:08.589 --> 00:30:10.650
that? Right. Right. He's like, oh, that bad,

00:30:10.690 --> 00:30:13.130
huh? I'm like, oh, yeah. I said it just once.

00:30:13.250 --> 00:30:15.450
Once that that needle goes in and you start taking

00:30:15.450 --> 00:30:18.569
it. Yep. And sure enough, like we were doing

00:30:18.569 --> 00:30:20.670
it. And it was more like a reclined one. So I

00:30:20.670 --> 00:30:22.509
wasn't like laying, laying down. Yeah, I was

00:30:22.509 --> 00:30:25.789
like reclined. And he's like, man, you're white.

00:30:25.869 --> 00:30:27.950
Are you OK? I'm like, no, just hurry up and finish

00:30:27.950 --> 00:30:29.750
what you're doing. Because he's like, oh, man,

00:30:29.750 --> 00:30:31.809
you're really sweating, too. I'm like, yep, that's

00:30:31.809 --> 00:30:33.960
called a cold sweat. Yeah. It's how all this

00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.240
works. It's what I mentioned would happen. Right,

00:30:36.380 --> 00:30:39.619
exactly. And interestingly, specifically about

00:30:39.619 --> 00:30:44.660
this phobia you just mentioned, is the fact that

00:30:44.660 --> 00:30:47.599
it's specifically a fear of injections. And I've

00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:49.880
heard of the fear of needles before. Right, correct.

00:30:50.299 --> 00:30:52.680
It's almost along the same vein, but I know people

00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.160
that are afraid of needles injection -wise are

00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:00.539
also afraid of needles tattoo -wise. Oh, that's

00:31:00.539 --> 00:31:02.640
interesting. So the fact that this is injection

00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:06.779
specific, I find quite curious. I do too, because...

00:31:06.779 --> 00:31:08.259
I'd have thought needles would have been higher

00:31:08.259 --> 00:31:12.500
than injections. For sure, because having a shot,

00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:15.099
now I don't like having a shot, and a lot of

00:31:15.099 --> 00:31:16.740
times what, your arm hurts for a day or two or

00:31:16.740 --> 00:31:19.119
whatever. Yeah. Like I've had my COVID ones,

00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:21.180
like four of them now or whatever, and you know,

00:31:21.220 --> 00:31:23.200
I've had, I don't think I've really ever had

00:31:23.200 --> 00:31:26.059
a flu shot, but like mumps and rubella and all

00:31:26.059 --> 00:31:28.799
that crap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I've had all

00:31:28.799 --> 00:31:31.380
those, and that's like not a big deal. Like that

00:31:31.380 --> 00:31:33.640
doesn't bother me. And I have tattoos, which

00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:35.740
I'm itching to get another one, but... Yes, I

00:31:35.740 --> 00:31:38.140
know, right? I'm just like, I just, yeah, I have

00:31:38.140 --> 00:31:41.279
ideas and it's just, it's not free, so... Right.

00:31:42.019 --> 00:31:44.539
But yeah, like when I got my first tattoo, like

00:31:44.539 --> 00:31:46.500
he just kept asking, it's kind of a tender part

00:31:46.500 --> 00:31:48.160
of the hand, you good? I'm like, mm -hmm, yeah.

00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:51.640
Yeah, chilling. Yeah, oh yeah, and then Aidan

00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:54.579
and I, we have matching tattoos. We got two birthdays

00:31:54.579 --> 00:31:57.460
ago, or was it the last birthday? Might have

00:31:57.460 --> 00:31:59.279
been last birthday. I think it was last birthday.

00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:02.680
I think it was last birthday. So I have this

00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:05.019
tattoo. It's an awesome shamrock with our family

00:32:05.019 --> 00:32:09.339
name in it. And I literally, and it has color,

00:32:09.579 --> 00:32:12.640
too. Yeah. I was falling asleep. I was falling

00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:15.240
asleep while he was doing it. And I'm like, this

00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:17.640
tattoo thing is not too bad. Yeah. Oh, it's really

00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:19.660
not. I mean, if I'm sitting here falling asleep,

00:32:19.700 --> 00:32:21.400
I'm like, yeah, if you want to just keep tatting

00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:23.420
me, and I'll just take a snooze. Right. It's

00:32:23.420 --> 00:32:27.369
all good. Yeah, so it's interesting. Fear of

00:32:27.369 --> 00:32:30.390
injections. This is just called social phobia.

00:32:30.589 --> 00:32:33.210
So maybe this is just a new one. An intense fear

00:32:33.210 --> 00:32:36.369
of social interaction. So I'm guessing that extends

00:32:36.369 --> 00:32:40.490
beyond social anxiety, where it's no longer an

00:32:40.490 --> 00:32:44.390
anxiety disorder. It's specifically a phobia.

00:32:44.849 --> 00:32:48.549
And I just wonder medically what the difference

00:32:48.549 --> 00:32:52.470
is. Yeah, it's very interesting because you look

00:32:52.470 --> 00:32:57.089
at, for example, introversion. So ideally, they

00:32:57.089 --> 00:32:59.670
don't always like being in situations like that,

00:32:59.710 --> 00:33:02.009
whether it's a crowded restaurant or bar or they

00:33:02.009 --> 00:33:03.509
enter a party. Maybe they don't know a lot of

00:33:03.509 --> 00:33:05.309
people and they're kind of forced in those awkward

00:33:05.309 --> 00:33:07.450
conversations. It's one of those things that

00:33:07.450 --> 00:33:09.750
they don't like. Your mother, for example, sometimes

00:33:09.750 --> 00:33:11.779
she would disappear. at a party and then I'm

00:33:11.779 --> 00:33:13.180
sitting there like, gosh, where's your mother?

00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:15.900
And she would just kind of bounce. She would

00:33:15.900 --> 00:33:18.880
go into the backyard or just like go in the car

00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:22.539
for a minute or whatever. And so whether that

00:33:22.539 --> 00:33:26.220
was just introversion or if it was this, it's

00:33:26.220 --> 00:33:28.960
hard to tell. But I get it. I mean, there's some

00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:31.519
nights. I have a friend, Jess, one of my best

00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:35.319
friends and. There's nights where she'll finish

00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:39.220
at the bar that she works at and she needs to

00:33:39.220 --> 00:33:42.460
wind down and have a couple beers. I'm usually

00:33:42.460 --> 00:33:45.440
the Robin to her Batman in those endeavors. I'm

00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:48.680
a gamer. Yeah. We're a bit of gamers out here.

00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:51.500
Bit of gamers out here. And so there's a couple

00:33:51.500 --> 00:33:53.519
of bars in town that are kind of our regular

00:33:53.519 --> 00:33:55.539
spots. And there's this one that we go into,

00:33:55.579 --> 00:33:58.460
Franklin House, which is it's a dive bar, but

00:33:58.460 --> 00:34:00.579
it's kind of a cool dive bar and they have really

00:34:00.579 --> 00:34:04.779
good food and whatever. on Fridays and Saturdays,

00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:07.980
usually pretty crowded, and we finished up where

00:34:07.980 --> 00:34:10.079
she works, and we show up, and we're walking

00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:13.340
in the door. It was like shoulder to shoulder.

00:34:14.139 --> 00:34:16.679
Literally, we had the same reaction. We each

00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:19.239
took two steps in, pivot, and we're going right

00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:20.840
back out the door, and we looked at each other.

00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:24.079
We're like, Duffy's? Yep. We were out. We were

00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:27.039
done. We were like, nope. And not from the fact

00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:29.159
that... Because it was kind of nice out that

00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:30.800
night. We could have very easily just got a couple

00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:32.840
beers and gone outside, even though there were

00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:37.420
people out there, too. But just the fact it just

00:34:37.420 --> 00:34:41.059
it was so intense and loud and crowded. And it

00:34:41.059 --> 00:34:43.400
was just like, this is not enjoyable. Yeah. You

00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:46.840
know, this is really not great. So, yeah, so

00:34:46.840 --> 00:34:50.199
I get that. And I suppose anybody can have that

00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:55.119
happen to them. So whether whether it's a pure

00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:59.010
phobia, which I imagine would Come with the same

00:34:59.010 --> 00:35:02.690
or similar reactions of like cold and clammy

00:35:02.690 --> 00:35:06.489
Purely uncomfortable. Yeah versus like what I

00:35:06.489 --> 00:35:09.210
go through where you kind of mentioned like shy

00:35:09.210 --> 00:35:12.769
slash introversion Where it's just like I want

00:35:12.769 --> 00:35:15.389
to avoid awkward small talk. Mm -hmm, you know,

00:35:15.389 --> 00:35:19.289
it's not my it's not my forte But yeah, that's

00:35:19.289 --> 00:35:20.909
I would say that's definitely different from

00:35:20.909 --> 00:35:23.949
a phobia Yeah, I think so too. You know, it's

00:35:23.949 --> 00:35:26.420
it's something I don't want to do But it's also

00:35:26.420 --> 00:35:29.179
not something where, like, you know, you get

00:35:29.179 --> 00:35:31.820
to the edge of Skybar and it's like, fuck, this

00:35:31.820 --> 00:35:36.480
is wrong. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no doubt. And so the

00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:39.599
next one is agoraphobia. I've heard of that.

00:35:39.780 --> 00:35:41.880
Mm hmm. It's intense fear of places that are

00:35:41.880 --> 00:35:44.699
difficult to escape, sometimes involving a fear

00:35:44.699 --> 00:35:47.000
of crowded or open spaces. So kind of somewhat

00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:49.719
related to what we just kind of talked about.

00:35:50.300 --> 00:35:53.369
But I know people have agoraphobia. There was

00:35:53.369 --> 00:35:55.610
I think a movie called copycat with Sigourney

00:35:55.610 --> 00:35:58.110
Weaver and she couldn't leave her house like

00:35:58.110 --> 00:36:00.630
she would open her door and she would look down

00:36:00.630 --> 00:36:04.670
the hallway and The hallway would just kind of

00:36:04.670 --> 00:36:07.090
in her and her mind and her eyes would just kind

00:36:07.090 --> 00:36:10.309
of morph in this hallway There was maybe 20 feet

00:36:10.309 --> 00:36:13.949
long is just like moving around Counterclockwise

00:36:13.949 --> 00:36:16.710
and it's getting longer and longer. Yeah, and

00:36:16.710 --> 00:36:18.710
things are just moving and she shuts the door

00:36:18.710 --> 00:36:21.460
and goes back in and I'm like man That's rough.

00:36:21.780 --> 00:36:24.420
I can't even imagine. Those people have it. They're

00:36:24.420 --> 00:36:26.320
just like, they're in their house and that's

00:36:26.320 --> 00:36:28.340
where they stay. Right. They're in there and

00:36:28.340 --> 00:36:32.219
they can't go anywhere. So, that sounds awful.

00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:37.159
Right. The last one I have is mesophobia, which

00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:39.380
is an intense sphere of germs, dirt, and other

00:36:39.380 --> 00:36:44.739
contaminants. Oh. So I'm guessing germaphobe

00:36:44.739 --> 00:36:48.889
as a word. Is more of a is more of a slight than

00:36:48.889 --> 00:36:51.389
a medical term. I think that's fair because yeah

00:36:51.389 --> 00:36:54.969
Mesophobia or mysophobia is if if that's the

00:36:54.969 --> 00:36:59.619
official term Yeah, I like I get it When you

00:36:59.619 --> 00:37:02.380
were a kid and obviously you are definitely over

00:37:02.380 --> 00:37:04.920
this but when you were a kid and you got dirty

00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:09.019
you freak You just like you'd walk over to me

00:37:09.019 --> 00:37:10.920
or you'd walk over to mom and you would hold

00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:13.079
your hands out and you just start like curling

00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:16.400
them in and out it's like And you were just like

00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:20.260
This is not natural and I'm so sad right now

00:37:20.260 --> 00:37:23.539
to be like, oh, we gotta clean you up And then

00:37:23.539 --> 00:37:27.380
you were happy camper, but yeah, but it's like

00:37:27.380 --> 00:37:31.829
that but You're 30, or 35 for life, right, exactly.

00:37:33.030 --> 00:37:36.889
So that is... That sounds like a bad time. It

00:37:36.889 --> 00:37:39.829
definitely sounds like a bad time. I am surprised

00:37:39.829 --> 00:37:42.030
claustrophobia didn't make this list. Didn't

00:37:42.030 --> 00:37:44.510
make it, yeah. Didn't make the list. Agoraphobia,

00:37:45.070 --> 00:37:47.769
almost a direct opposite of claustrophobia. Yes.

00:37:48.469 --> 00:37:51.750
I definitely got the claustrophobia. You know,

00:37:51.909 --> 00:37:53.989
enclosed spaces. Elevators don't really do it

00:37:53.989 --> 00:37:56.449
for me, unless they're like really small and

00:37:56.449 --> 00:37:59.360
then I'm like, oh shit. But no, claustrophobia,

00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:02.619
I definitely get. I agree, because I had a job

00:38:02.619 --> 00:38:06.139
where part of the requirements from time to time

00:38:06.139 --> 00:38:09.300
would be me going into a crawl space. Now, some

00:38:09.300 --> 00:38:11.440
crawl spaces obviously have more room than others.

00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:13.780
There's a home we used to own in the same neighborhood

00:38:13.780 --> 00:38:18.800
Aidan's in now. And that crawl space wasn't like

00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:21.539
tight quarters. You had some room down there,

00:38:22.059 --> 00:38:24.690
but it was just... dark and it was damp and there

00:38:24.690 --> 00:38:27.590
were spiders and it was like, eh, I really don't

00:38:27.590 --> 00:38:29.449
want to go down there if I don't have to. Right.

00:38:29.769 --> 00:38:32.570
But there's a lot of other homes that I'd go

00:38:32.570 --> 00:38:35.329
into where it's like half the space. Oh. Like

00:38:35.329 --> 00:38:37.030
you're down there and you're crawling on your

00:38:37.030 --> 00:38:39.070
belly and you know you really can't pick up your

00:38:39.070 --> 00:38:40.690
head more than just a few inches because you're

00:38:40.690 --> 00:38:43.269
going to bop your brains. Right. On the joist

00:38:43.269 --> 00:38:47.219
above. And then below you if it wasn't like some

00:38:47.219 --> 00:38:49.300
sort of finished surface they'd have down there

00:38:49.300 --> 00:38:52.360
It's just dirt right dirt and it's mud and you're

00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:54.019
just sitting there and you're just like what

00:38:54.019 --> 00:38:57.139
if the house falls on yeah Exactly now so that

00:38:57.139 --> 00:38:59.079
definitely enters your head, you know for sure

00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:01.739
I would almost argue because I know fear of drowning

00:39:01.739 --> 00:39:04.420
I definitely have as well not fear of swim like

00:39:04.420 --> 00:39:08.539
I'm fine swimming but like drowning itself is

00:39:08.539 --> 00:39:12.260
is terrifying as a concept I would almost argue

00:39:12.260 --> 00:39:15.619
fear of drowning is similar to claustrophobia.

00:39:16.539 --> 00:39:19.260
Oh, interesting. A space you can't get out of.

00:39:19.260 --> 00:39:22.320
Get out of, yeah. You can't escape because you're

00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:27.440
underwater. You can't regain buoyancy or whatever

00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:30.280
it is. Your lungs already have water in them.

00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.500
I would almost argue it's similar to claustrophobia

00:39:32.500 --> 00:39:36.679
and maybe that's why I have both. Yeah. Food

00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:40.079
for thought on that. Food for thought. Now, these

00:39:40.079 --> 00:39:44.940
phobias lead to... marked fear and can result

00:39:44.940 --> 00:39:47.480
in experiencing symptoms such as like dizziness

00:39:47.480 --> 00:39:50.719
and nausea and breathlessness and all of that.

00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:53.860
And in some cases, they may even escalate into

00:39:53.860 --> 00:39:55.619
a full -blown panic attack, which I've had a

00:39:55.619 --> 00:39:58.320
few of those as well, so I get that. A couple

00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.320
I was surprised to see omitted, because you just

00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:03.260
gave me yours, from the top 10, is something

00:40:03.260 --> 00:40:09.300
called colorephobia, which brings on feelings

00:40:09.300 --> 00:40:11.519
of fear when you see clowns or clown images.

00:40:11.539 --> 00:40:13.969
Oh, my man. Yeah, that's awful. There was a couple

00:40:13.969 --> 00:40:16.550
clowns trick -or -treating last night that I

00:40:16.550 --> 00:40:19.349
had to serve candy to. I thought you were going

00:40:19.349 --> 00:40:21.590
to say you drop -kick them. No, no. I thought

00:40:21.590 --> 00:40:24.190
about it, though. Definitely crossed my mind.

00:40:24.369 --> 00:40:28.269
In self -defense, I would say. Hey, I didn't

00:40:28.269 --> 00:40:31.949
tell them to wear that mask. Right. It's a specific

00:40:31.949 --> 00:40:34.849
phobic disorder. It causes anxiety and racing

00:40:34.849 --> 00:40:38.489
heart, nausea, profuse sweating. Yep, we get

00:40:38.489 --> 00:40:41.869
it. Most people can't avoid clowns. uh which

00:40:41.869 --> 00:40:46.070
is a good thing correct so this is true for example

00:40:46.070 --> 00:40:48.250
last show we're not going to the clown motel

00:40:48.250 --> 00:40:51.329
that is a choice that we have made uh for sure

00:40:51.329 --> 00:40:55.989
um some need exposure therapy type of psychotherapy

00:40:55.989 --> 00:40:58.050
to help manage their reactions to clown or clown

00:40:58.050 --> 00:41:02.170
images uh galeophobia is a medical term for fear

00:41:02.170 --> 00:41:07.000
of sharks oh there you go as one i have yep Although

00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.380
it's not known exactly how many people have been

00:41:09.380 --> 00:41:11.880
diagnosed with galophobia, a study conducted

00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:16.000
in 2015 reveal that over half, 51 % of Americans

00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:19.719
are absolutely terrified of sharks. Which I always

00:41:19.719 --> 00:41:21.860
found interesting. It's interesting, because

00:41:21.860 --> 00:41:24.440
what if you have that irrational, and I call

00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:27.519
it irrational, a fear of sharks and you live

00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:31.429
in Omaha? Right. Right. You're good. Yeah. You're

00:41:31.429 --> 00:41:33.929
fine. You can also choose not to travel to the

00:41:33.929 --> 00:41:36.090
coasts. Yep. And if you do, you don't have to

00:41:36.090 --> 00:41:38.050
walk on the beaches or go in the water. I know

00:41:38.050 --> 00:41:40.230
where they live. Yeah. I'm staying out of their

00:41:40.230 --> 00:41:43.309
home. Yeah. And I guess I, because I get it.

00:41:43.409 --> 00:41:50.030
I mean, sharks are huge beings in size and mass

00:41:50.030 --> 00:41:53.710
and jaw power, huge teeth. Like, I understand

00:41:53.710 --> 00:41:56.239
totally where the fear comes from. Yeah. But

00:41:56.239 --> 00:41:58.500
then like I'll look at stats that are like, yeah,

00:41:58.579 --> 00:42:01.219
you're most you're more likely to die Falling

00:42:01.219 --> 00:42:03.760
in your bathtub than you are to a shark to a

00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:07.440
shark, you know, but then again That's that's

00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:10.150
logical And when you're experiencing those fears,

00:42:10.469 --> 00:42:12.469
that part of your brain is not thinking. It's,

00:42:12.690 --> 00:42:15.130
hey, I gotta survive right now. It isn't right.

00:42:15.429 --> 00:42:18.349
I'm busy trying to live. And most times, and

00:42:18.349 --> 00:42:20.389
I've seen the YouTube videos, and I forget what

00:42:20.389 --> 00:42:23.070
this woman's name is, but she dives with sharks.

00:42:23.690 --> 00:42:25.409
She has these big long fins. She almost looks

00:42:25.409 --> 00:42:28.239
like a fish when she's in the water. And she's

00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:30.820
really like these long fins that she has and

00:42:30.820 --> 00:42:32.840
she kind of does this little snake thing and

00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:35.000
this is like the efficiency of swimming. I guess

00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:36.880
she just looks like a fish when she's in the

00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:41.199
water. And so she's swimming around and she's

00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:43.199
I don't know if she's ever been in the water

00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:45.860
with a great white, but I know she's been in

00:42:45.860 --> 00:42:47.639
the water with bull sharks. I know she's been

00:42:47.639 --> 00:42:50.079
in the water with tiger sharks. Those are two

00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:54.000
aggressive sharks. Yeah. But she just, it's amazing

00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:56.559
because she'll go and she'll be swimming and

00:42:56.559 --> 00:42:58.639
the shark comes up from behind. It's like, well,

00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:02.539
you have to be calm. Yeah. Right. You have to

00:43:02.539 --> 00:43:04.619
be calm and you have to face the shark. You can't

00:43:04.619 --> 00:43:06.659
be away from the shark because the shark, especially

00:43:06.659 --> 00:43:08.820
if it's prey, it's going to come up from behind

00:43:08.820 --> 00:43:10.760
the prey because it doesn't want to see you.

00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:12.619
And then it's going to chomp chomp. And then

00:43:12.619 --> 00:43:14.739
once they realize you're human, they're like,

00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:17.000
oh, this isn't on my menu. Yeah. They'll swim

00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:19.139
away. But now you've got gashes in you and whatever.

00:43:20.130 --> 00:43:22.170
So she's like you got and literally she would

00:43:22.170 --> 00:43:24.050
turn around this tiger sharks like coming up

00:43:24.050 --> 00:43:26.630
on her big time and she literally puts her hand

00:43:26.630 --> 00:43:29.630
on the nose like no Tiger sharks like oh shit.

00:43:29.750 --> 00:43:34.250
Sorry. Oh, I'm like how yeah how right that would

00:43:34.250 --> 00:43:36.829
not happen in my world It just it wouldn't right

00:43:36.829 --> 00:43:39.349
because they you can't let yourself be seen as

00:43:39.349 --> 00:43:42.650
prey. I Right is what I'm hearing. Yeah, you

00:43:42.650 --> 00:43:45.670
have to show like Either A. I'm on your level

00:43:45.670 --> 00:43:48.389
or B. I'm the predator. Don't make me boop your

00:43:48.389 --> 00:43:51.210
nose I'll give you a shove to let you know. I'm

00:43:51.210 --> 00:43:53.829
serious. Yes. Well, that's like how they've always

00:43:53.829 --> 00:43:57.110
said with bears and cougars for example Because

00:43:57.110 --> 00:44:01.289
we have I have daughters his sisters out in the

00:44:01.289 --> 00:44:04.070
state of Washington And so cougars are a thing

00:44:04.070 --> 00:44:06.329
you run a hiking trail. It is very possible You

00:44:06.329 --> 00:44:08.889
are gonna run into a cougar. So they always like

00:44:08.889 --> 00:44:10.909
you have to be loud and you make yourself big.

00:44:11.070 --> 00:44:13.329
Yeah Same thing with black bears. Same thing

00:44:13.329 --> 00:44:15.929
with black bears. And at some point, they're

00:44:15.929 --> 00:44:17.530
going to be like, oh, I'm a bear. And then they're

00:44:17.530 --> 00:44:19.210
going to be like, oh, you're scary. And then

00:44:19.210 --> 00:44:22.429
they run away. But like with a shark is just

00:44:22.429 --> 00:44:26.110
like, I'm out of my environment. Yeah, you're

00:44:26.110 --> 00:44:28.349
in the water. I'm in the water. Yeah. I can't

00:44:28.349 --> 00:44:30.869
move like that thing. And I don't have sharp

00:44:30.869 --> 00:44:32.829
teeth. I have no mechanism in which to defend

00:44:32.829 --> 00:44:35.369
myself other than bopping their nose. Right.

00:44:35.469 --> 00:44:38.809
That's it. So yeah, that's a real fear, man.

00:44:39.190 --> 00:44:44.429
That is one I definitely have. And I live in

00:44:44.429 --> 00:44:46.389
the Midwest, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand.

00:44:46.389 --> 00:44:49.329
You are the old guy in Omaha. I am the dude in

00:44:49.329 --> 00:44:52.610
Omaha, and I'm fine with that. And when I do

00:44:52.610 --> 00:44:58.409
go to Florida, I maybe knee high. Maybe. Yeah.

00:44:58.610 --> 00:45:00.710
Because now apparently. Alligators, because of

00:45:00.710 --> 00:45:04.110
brackish water over the years, they'll just swim

00:45:04.110 --> 00:45:06.449
right up off the gulf. Just right on the beach.

00:45:06.530 --> 00:45:07.449
And you're just like, oh, it's an alligator.

00:45:07.670 --> 00:45:09.869
That's nice. Oh, neat. That's great. Now I have

00:45:09.869 --> 00:45:13.550
to worry about them, too. Yeah. Fantastic. Now,

00:45:13.610 --> 00:45:17.550
another one that I'm going to mention is Fear

00:45:17.550 --> 00:45:22.329
of the Dark. Iron Maiden. Great song. Nyctophobia.

00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:25.219
That almost sounds like cigarettes. Yeah. But

00:45:25.219 --> 00:45:27.760
it is an extreme fear of the dark. You've heard

00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:30.320
of Newports. Get ready for nyctophobia. Get ready

00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:33.719
for nyctophobia. One puff and you're in the ground.

00:45:35.260 --> 00:45:36.880
Oh man, I need to smoke one of those. Where do

00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:39.159
I buy that? Yeah. Where do I get that from? Wonder

00:45:39.159 --> 00:45:42.820
what strain that is. So it's an extreme fear

00:45:42.820 --> 00:45:45.599
of the dark. This phobia is very common among

00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:48.780
children but can affect people of all ages. People

00:45:48.780 --> 00:45:51.409
with this specific anxiety disorder. Have trouble

00:45:51.409 --> 00:45:55.190
sleeping. Obviously dark, duh. Right. Panic attacks

00:45:55.190 --> 00:45:58.210
may avoid leaving the house after dark. Providers

00:45:58.210 --> 00:46:01.090
treat nyctophobia with therapy if a fear of the

00:46:01.090 --> 00:46:05.730
dark is disturbing daily life. That, I get to

00:46:05.730 --> 00:46:09.230
a point. Once again, not that I have that now,

00:46:09.889 --> 00:46:15.179
but when it is dark... You can't see. Right.

00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:18.340
So one of your senses is removed from you. So

00:46:18.340 --> 00:46:20.260
if you are in a very dark room, you got blackout

00:46:20.260 --> 00:46:22.500
curtains, whatever, and it's nighttime, it is

00:46:22.500 --> 00:46:27.139
black. Oh, yeah. So, you know, for example, it's

00:46:27.139 --> 00:46:30.179
pitch dark and you hear click, click, click,

00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:34.500
knock or something scurry or whatever. Immediately,

00:46:35.500 --> 00:46:38.579
it's I'm freaking out. Right. Because I can't

00:46:38.579 --> 00:46:41.030
see. Yeah. It's pitch dark. Right. So your first

00:46:41.030 --> 00:46:43.210
instinct is, I don't know what that is or why,

00:46:43.570 --> 00:46:46.190
but I need to turn a light on. Right. Because

00:46:46.190 --> 00:46:49.909
sight allows you to process threat or not. Correct.

00:46:50.489 --> 00:46:54.090
So when it's that dark, so I do get that to a

00:46:54.090 --> 00:46:56.789
point. I would almost argue, because I totally

00:46:56.789 --> 00:47:00.110
get it also. I don't experience it, but I get

00:47:00.110 --> 00:47:03.130
it because it comes with the same ambiguity,

00:47:03.469 --> 00:47:07.789
the uncanny valley, if you will, of my fear of

00:47:07.789 --> 00:47:10.449
clowns. Because when people are wearing masks,

00:47:10.469 --> 00:47:12.690
you don't see their face. You don't know their

00:47:12.690 --> 00:47:16.070
intentions I mean the biggest threat to human

00:47:16.070 --> 00:47:19.150
beings as human beings Mm -hmm. So if I don't

00:47:19.150 --> 00:47:21.730
know what you're about This is a problem. This

00:47:21.730 --> 00:47:24.389
could be a problem. Mm -hmm and the dark holds

00:47:24.389 --> 00:47:28.789
that same Ambiguity it does That's that's a so

00:47:28.789 --> 00:47:30.909
I totally get it. That's a really great point

00:47:30.909 --> 00:47:33.210
and then you know and back to the clowns once

00:47:33.210 --> 00:47:37.500
again You you have this image and it dates back

00:47:37.500 --> 00:47:39.780
even to when your kids and you see a painting

00:47:39.780 --> 00:47:42.380
or you see something in a book or you see them

00:47:42.380 --> 00:47:44.500
in the real in the real life, which is terrifying

00:47:44.500 --> 00:47:49.739
and It isn't I don't even know how to articulate

00:47:49.739 --> 00:47:54.380
this but it's like they don't Look quote -unquote

00:47:54.380 --> 00:47:58.260
happy per se or it's like fake happy like they're

00:47:58.260 --> 00:48:01.019
painting Happy on their face because they're

00:48:01.019 --> 00:48:04.639
not right. I have to do this Because deep down

00:48:04.639 --> 00:48:08.719
I am NOT a good person right or maybe I have

00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:11.639
ulterior motives and they just they're creepy

00:48:11.639 --> 00:48:16.179
and I don't know what it is, and it's also part

00:48:16.179 --> 00:48:19.380
of the way they act when they are a clown. Hey,

00:48:19.519 --> 00:48:23.340
boys and girls, now, F you, dude. Get away from

00:48:23.340 --> 00:48:26.940
me. No, thank you. And my friend Jess is a White

00:48:26.940 --> 00:48:29.739
Sox fan. You know, once again, proving that no

00:48:29.739 --> 00:48:33.280
one is perfect, but that's completely fine. Bazinga.

00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:37.860
Bazinga. But I told her when I was a kid, grew

00:48:37.860 --> 00:48:39.659
up on the South Side as a Cubs fan, that's right.

00:48:40.059 --> 00:48:44.699
balls of steel So but we always went to Sox games

00:48:44.699 --> 00:48:46.300
because all my friends are Sox fans. We go to

00:48:46.300 --> 00:48:50.139
Sox games. They always had stupid Mascots ribby

00:48:50.139 --> 00:48:52.760
and rhubarb these goofy ass looking monster thing

00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:55.849
goofy monster looking things Because what are

00:48:55.849 --> 00:48:57.269
you gonna do? You're just gonna have some guy

00:48:57.269 --> 00:48:59.550
walk around a stinky gym sock? I mean, I don't

00:48:59.550 --> 00:49:01.550
understand what else you're gonna do. I'm the

00:49:01.550 --> 00:49:04.110
white sock. But there was a dude. So for Cub

00:49:04.110 --> 00:49:06.769
fans, you'll know this Ronnie Woo Woo. Woo Cubs!

00:49:06.949 --> 00:49:09.329
Woo Cubs! Woo Samberg! Oh, like he just wanders

00:49:09.329 --> 00:49:11.409
around. But it's just like, this is this dude,

00:49:11.510 --> 00:49:14.369
and that's like his gig. But, you know, even

00:49:14.369 --> 00:49:16.449
though he can be annoying, he's charming, whatever,

00:49:16.610 --> 00:49:19.389
and he's doing his woo thing. For the White Sox,

00:49:19.610 --> 00:49:24.090
it was Andy the Clown. No. He was creepy as hell.

00:49:24.429 --> 00:49:28.000
Like he is made up of nightmares. And he had

00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:30.460
this little red nose, and he pressed this little

00:49:30.460 --> 00:49:32.500
thing, and the red nose would glow. And I'd be

00:49:32.500 --> 00:49:36.679
like, no, Rudolph, you get stepping. Right. When

00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:38.840
we would go to the game as kids, and it wouldn't

00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:42.219
be sellouts, because it's the White Sox. So you

00:49:42.219 --> 00:49:45.099
could move around freely, and we'd be sitting

00:49:45.099 --> 00:49:47.559
there. And soon as Andy got in our section, I

00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:49.880
would always go to a friend or whatever and be

00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:52.199
like, hey, now's about the time we go to the

00:49:52.199 --> 00:49:53.619
bathroom and go up and grab a hot dog. Don't

00:49:53.619 --> 00:49:55.659
you think that would be a really great idea?

00:49:55.659 --> 00:49:57.789
Yeah. We got the hell out of there. We're like,

00:49:57.989 --> 00:50:00.550
you bugged someone else, Andy the Clown. Yeah.

00:50:00.550 --> 00:50:02.550
Freak. Yeah. Oh my god. No kidding. It's like,

00:50:02.630 --> 00:50:04.489
I came to watch baseball. F off, dude. Yeah.

00:50:04.690 --> 00:50:08.690
I don't need your all that you are ruining my

00:50:08.690 --> 00:50:12.670
evening. Yeah. Yeah. But phobias, man. It's just

00:50:12.670 --> 00:50:16.170
like, and there's so many. There's so many. Yeah.

00:50:17.779 --> 00:50:21.400
There is a video and I feel bad because I'm sure

00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:24.639
this woman is just terrified but it's a Maury

00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:27.940
Povich and Bless Maury Povich man. Some of his

00:50:27.940 --> 00:50:31.280
shows just I would cry laughing So he would have

00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:33.119
they had a show of like people had just had these

00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:35.639
irrational fears And so this woman came out and

00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:39.059
she's like sobbing She's sobbing and like nothing's

00:50:39.059 --> 00:50:41.679
going on, but she's sobbing almost like she kind

00:50:41.679 --> 00:50:44.019
of has a feeling what's coming on Oh, yeah, and

00:50:44.019 --> 00:50:46.719
she's sobbing or whatever. It's like so I hear

00:50:46.989 --> 00:50:50.449
You have a fear of olives. Right. She's like,

00:50:50.989 --> 00:50:55.889
yeah, I do. I'm like, well, relax, relax. Lies

00:50:55.889 --> 00:50:58.829
right off jump. You know, I don't, there's no

00:50:58.829 --> 00:51:01.630
olives here. So whatever, and he's just like

00:51:01.630 --> 00:51:04.929
talking about it. But, you know, I think we should

00:51:04.929 --> 00:51:07.869
bring in the olives. And he does this, this dude's

00:51:07.869 --> 00:51:11.269
got a massive mason jar filled with olives. in

00:51:11.269 --> 00:51:13.550
this guttural noise that comes from this woman

00:51:13.550 --> 00:51:18.730
is like, she just runs off the set. She bolts

00:51:18.730 --> 00:51:21.449
like Jessie frickin Owens and she is down the

00:51:21.449 --> 00:51:24.309
hallway. And you're laughing because it's just

00:51:24.309 --> 00:51:27.530
so irrational. It's funny. But in the same sense,

00:51:27.530 --> 00:51:31.530
you're just like, oh, my God, she is so frickin

00:51:31.530 --> 00:51:35.789
terrified right now. Right. But yeah, so I highly

00:51:35.789 --> 00:51:37.929
recommend like you can go to the old Google machine

00:51:37.929 --> 00:51:41.820
and just enter Irrational fear stuff like that.

00:51:41.820 --> 00:51:44.280
You'd be amazed. Yeah, you'd be amazed at the

00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:47.980
things that come up. Yes on there for sure but

00:51:47.980 --> 00:51:51.260
at any rate, I Sincerely hope you don't fear

00:51:51.260 --> 00:51:54.280
podcasts and that you do not fear the mark. Don't

00:51:54.280 --> 00:51:57.119
fear the subscribe button either Do not do not

00:51:57.119 --> 00:51:59.280
fear that and make yourself acquainted even be

00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:02.500
fearless and share that shit is what we're trying

00:52:02.500 --> 00:52:07.260
to say and we're gonna take a quick break and

00:52:07.260 --> 00:52:18.519
Come back with a little carpe diem for you All

00:52:18.519 --> 00:52:20.980
right, we are back here on the Mark Mo Show.

00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:22.739
I'm your host, Mark Maloney, along with Aidan

00:52:22.739 --> 00:52:27.719
Maloney. And we're now on to Carp A DM. That

00:52:27.719 --> 00:52:29.940
is a segment where you find beautiful, wonderful

00:52:29.940 --> 00:52:33.019
folks send us your DMs and we read them on the

00:52:33.019 --> 00:52:35.840
show. And if they're in the form of a question,

00:52:36.059 --> 00:52:39.550
well, and well. I mean, we could answer. We have

00:52:39.550 --> 00:52:42.150
the ability to answer that. Certainly the ability

00:52:42.150 --> 00:52:46.250
to. Yeah. Whether we do it or not. Eh, you know.

00:52:46.250 --> 00:52:48.389
It's a case by case basis. Sure. Case by case

00:52:48.389 --> 00:52:53.090
basis. And if I'm kind of sitting here and I

00:52:53.090 --> 00:52:55.050
look at my left hand and there's nothing in it,

00:52:55.050 --> 00:52:57.010
but then I glance over to my right hand and I

00:52:57.010 --> 00:53:00.690
don't know. Say a hundred is in there. Then I'm

00:53:00.690 --> 00:53:02.230
going to be like, I just already forgot about

00:53:02.230 --> 00:53:05.110
my left hand. Whoa. Look at that. That looks

00:53:05.110 --> 00:53:08.460
pretty. Very neat. All I'm saying is there's

00:53:08.460 --> 00:53:12.380
ways. Sure. Treat us like a Supreme Court justice

00:53:12.380 --> 00:53:15.679
and give us gifts to perhaps alter how we think

00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:18.280
about the Constitution. Sway things in your favor.

00:53:18.340 --> 00:53:22.960
Yeah. That is the new American way. Of course.

00:53:23.420 --> 00:53:29.739
For certain. So here we go. I have five today.

00:53:29.900 --> 00:53:33.320
The first one is from AtLandshark and it was

00:53:33.320 --> 00:53:35.920
very simple. It just says special delivery. Oh

00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:40.530
no. Nope. Oh, no. I know I'm not answering the

00:53:40.530 --> 00:53:43.289
door. I mean, but it's a special delivery for

00:53:43.289 --> 00:53:46.170
you It is it's so special. It's so special. I

00:53:46.170 --> 00:53:48.909
don't deserve it. So I'm just not gonna all too

00:53:48.909 --> 00:53:51.650
humble You gotta answer the door. Sorry at land

00:53:51.650 --> 00:53:54.769
shark. I will not I will not play your games

00:53:54.769 --> 00:53:58.989
what's scarier though a Shark in the water when

00:53:58.989 --> 00:54:01.590
you're in the water or a shark that can move

00:54:01.590 --> 00:54:05.010
on land when you're on land A shark on land because

00:54:05.010 --> 00:54:07.650
I'm not expecting it. Oh, sure. If I'm in the

00:54:07.650 --> 00:54:11.949
ocean, even if it's like a less than 1 % chance

00:54:11.949 --> 00:54:14.969
that one of these will swim in my general direction,

00:54:15.769 --> 00:54:19.210
you're saying there's a chance. Right. So I'm

00:54:19.210 --> 00:54:21.710
like, yep, I'm technically in his backyard. I'm

00:54:21.710 --> 00:54:25.429
going back on the boat. But land shark. It's

00:54:25.429 --> 00:54:28.130
your home domain. It's my home domain. Yeah,

00:54:28.130 --> 00:54:31.090
if someone knocks the door, who is it? Special

00:54:31.090 --> 00:54:33.590
delivery. Oh, super. Open the door. All of a

00:54:33.590 --> 00:54:37.289
sudden, great light. Yeah, I don't like that.

00:54:37.289 --> 00:54:43.010
No. So Landshark, go away. At Melt the Ice. Hey,

00:54:43.150 --> 00:54:46.349
Mo Show crew. I have a few friends of mine harassed

00:54:46.349 --> 00:54:49.829
by the federal goon squad here in Chicago. None

00:54:49.829 --> 00:54:51.909
of them were illegal immigrants. How can we stop

00:54:51.909 --> 00:54:55.570
these assholes? That's a good question. I would

00:54:55.570 --> 00:55:01.440
say know your lawyer's phone number. 100%. recognize

00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:06.739
and utilize your first and second and fourth

00:55:06.739 --> 00:55:12.599
amendment rights. And power in numbers. Power

00:55:12.599 --> 00:55:15.480
in numbers, and that's worked in many cases where

00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:18.139
we've seen someone try to, I call it an abduction,

00:55:18.380 --> 00:55:20.800
it's what it is. It is. So when you see that

00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:24.400
occurring, I just say, hey, if you're on the

00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:28.000
street, and say there's just a handful or less

00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:30.820
of these ice dudes and they're doing their thing

00:55:30.820 --> 00:55:33.059
and you realize that you're on the street with

00:55:33.059 --> 00:55:36.059
maybe 10 or 15 or 20 others I think it's your

00:55:36.059 --> 00:55:39.440
responsibility as a group to be like nope this

00:55:39.440 --> 00:55:41.380
is not happening right here and the only way

00:55:41.380 --> 00:55:44.500
we can that we can help him is if we all get

00:55:44.500 --> 00:55:46.980
in there yeah because at some point when the

00:55:46.980 --> 00:55:49.699
numbers are not in their favor They skedaddle.

00:55:49.880 --> 00:55:51.679
Yeah, they skedaddle like the little fucking

00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:54.900
rats they are. Yeah, exactly. And I know, like,

00:55:54.900 --> 00:55:56.739
you know, some of the some of the politicians

00:55:56.739 --> 00:55:59.260
and things like that, they're all like, have

00:55:59.260 --> 00:56:03.480
your phones, you know, take video, take photos,

00:56:03.739 --> 00:56:06.780
that kind of thing. It's helpful. I mean, it

00:56:06.780 --> 00:56:08.739
really is, especially if you're posting them

00:56:08.739 --> 00:56:11.840
or you get them to proper authorities. It's like,

00:56:11.960 --> 00:56:14.159
OK, who's this guy? Here's his face. This is

00:56:14.159 --> 00:56:17.159
what's happening. Like that one woman from WGN,

00:56:17.260 --> 00:56:19.179
she was a producer. Right. She was in her car

00:56:19.179 --> 00:56:21.019
and they just chucked her down and brought her

00:56:21.019 --> 00:56:26.179
in. It's like at some point, you know, history

00:56:26.179 --> 00:56:31.909
and just not now in our place in our time. But

00:56:31.909 --> 00:56:33.550
things like this have happened time and time

00:56:33.550 --> 00:56:36.309
again. And for whatever reason, society just

00:56:36.309 --> 00:56:38.510
doesn't learn. You know, it's like the little

00:56:38.510 --> 00:56:40.449
kid with the hot stove. Ah, that hurts. Don't

00:56:40.449 --> 00:56:44.269
touch it. And 10 minutes later, it hurts. Well,

00:56:44.489 --> 00:56:47.349
dumbass. Right. Touched it 10 minutes ago. Of

00:56:47.349 --> 00:56:49.690
course it hurts. And apparently we just like

00:56:49.690 --> 00:56:52.510
to touch hot stuff. Right. We can't get enough

00:56:52.510 --> 00:56:56.150
of it. But you know, it isn't written in stone

00:56:56.150 --> 00:56:59.539
is what I'm saying. You can make change. It's

00:56:59.539 --> 00:57:01.179
going to take a lot of us to make that change,

00:57:01.500 --> 00:57:04.019
but it can be made. We're about to literally

00:57:04.019 --> 00:57:07.699
have a socialist mayor in New York. And that's

00:57:07.699 --> 00:57:10.900
amazing that the people that city thought enough

00:57:10.900 --> 00:57:13.579
to be like, nope, we're going to try something

00:57:13.579 --> 00:57:16.039
different. Right. Because this shit ain't working.

00:57:16.340 --> 00:57:18.699
And how very telling of the Democratic Party

00:57:18.699 --> 00:57:22.940
as an organization to not back your most popular

00:57:22.940 --> 00:57:27.159
mayoral candidate in the nation. In the nation.

00:57:27.440 --> 00:57:30.960
Right. Correct. How very telling yeah, they're

00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:34.860
so terrified that they're they're willing to

00:57:34.860 --> 00:57:38.199
screw it all up and maybe have a Republican stooge

00:57:38.199 --> 00:57:39.960
put in there instead and you're gonna try to

00:57:39.960 --> 00:57:42.320
submarine this guy. What are you doing? Right

00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:46.719
because they're more focused on protecting capitalists

00:57:46.719 --> 00:57:50.519
and they're more focused on Appeasing their billionaire

00:57:50.519 --> 00:57:54.039
donors. Yeah, then they are about helping people

00:57:54.039 --> 00:57:56.400
and actually being a left -wing party, which

00:57:56.400 --> 00:58:00.599
they haven't been in decades, in half a century

00:58:00.599 --> 00:58:03.880
maybe. Right. Well, and that's the thing too.

00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:08.519
They're so terrified of moving further left that

00:58:08.519 --> 00:58:12.000
they become kind of this almost separate centrist

00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:15.940
party that tries to please everyone. Doesn't

00:58:15.940 --> 00:58:18.280
work like that. And it doesn't work like that.

00:58:18.579 --> 00:58:21.219
You gotta pick a lane. And in America, there's

00:58:21.219 --> 00:58:23.639
two lanes. Right. You gotta pick one or the other.

00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:26.440
Yeah. You cannot appease your billionaire overlords.

00:58:26.750 --> 00:58:30.510
while helping any working American. Nope. You

00:58:30.510 --> 00:58:33.349
can't do both. Nope. Because the exploitation

00:58:33.349 --> 00:58:36.010
of that working American is the reason that billionaire

00:58:36.010 --> 00:58:40.590
exists. Yep. Oh yeah, 100%. Yep, I agree with

00:58:40.590 --> 00:58:44.880
that. All right, we're on to at Suzy Betts hard.

00:58:45.059 --> 00:58:49.260
Oh Okay, okay. Hi guys. I know you used to have

00:58:49.260 --> 00:58:53.480
a sports show. So my question is Patriots minus

00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:56.880
five and a half over the Falcons or Colts minus

00:58:56.880 --> 00:59:00.500
two and a half over the Steelers. Oh A little

00:59:00.500 --> 00:59:02.780
throwback to the coaches corner days. Hey. Yeah.

00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:05.619
Oh, yeah I like Pat's five and a half over the

00:59:05.619 --> 00:59:07.420
Falcons. They've kind of been popping off for

00:59:07.420 --> 00:59:10.889
a while May looks like the real deal. He looks

00:59:10.889 --> 00:59:13.190
like the real deal. I know that's gonna be May.

00:59:13.269 --> 00:59:15.730
Yeah, the Colts have been popping off too. The

00:59:15.730 --> 00:59:19.590
Steelers are such an enigma. It's like some weeks

00:59:19.590 --> 00:59:23.230
they are just on fire and then some weeks it's

00:59:23.230 --> 00:59:26.230
like, oh, yeah, Aaron Rodgers shows his age and

00:59:26.230 --> 00:59:28.309
they look real mid and they look really mid.

00:59:28.829 --> 00:59:31.809
So I can see the Colts popping off a huge victory.

00:59:32.030 --> 00:59:34.250
Yeah. It's just Pat's five and a half over the

00:59:34.250 --> 00:59:38.320
Falcons feels more realistic. Yeah. to me, more

00:59:38.320 --> 00:59:42.400
plausible. Definitely, I think. Honestly, if

00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:45.519
I had a parlay, so for those that don't bet a

00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:49.460
lot, it's when you have multiple bets, four,

00:59:49.460 --> 00:59:52.559
five, six bets, even more sometimes. But the

00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:54.000
only way you win is you got to hit them all.

00:59:54.139 --> 00:59:57.039
Right. Now, the reason you do this, number one,

00:59:57.039 --> 00:59:59.099
it's affordable. It's low risk, high reward.

00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:01.539
So it could be a $10 bet, could be a $20 bet.

01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:05.389
But if you hit them all, you could win four or

01:00:05.389 --> 01:00:07.030
five hundred dollars on a twenty dollar bet.

01:00:07.869 --> 01:00:11.329
So that sometimes that's worth the shot. Yeah.

01:00:11.329 --> 01:00:14.230
So if I had one is what I'm saying, I would probably

01:00:14.230 --> 01:00:16.110
put both of those in. Sure. To be completely

01:00:16.110 --> 01:00:17.889
honest. I feel I would feel really good about

01:00:17.889 --> 01:00:21.289
the Colts over the Steelers and the Patriots

01:00:21.289 --> 01:00:24.090
over the Falcons. Five and a half. They should

01:00:24.090 --> 01:00:26.829
win by 10 points. Yeah. So I feel good about

01:00:26.829 --> 01:00:30.989
that. At Candy Candy Candy. Happy Halloween.

01:00:31.130 --> 01:00:34.730
What are some of your favorite treats? Alright

01:00:34.730 --> 01:00:38.769
candy thrice We'll test it out here your question

01:00:38.769 --> 01:00:40.849
some of our favorite treats. Well, it doesn't

01:00:40.849 --> 01:00:43.530
specifically say candies No, it could be any

01:00:43.530 --> 01:00:47.829
treat could be any treat But this treat over

01:00:47.829 --> 01:00:51.210
encompassed dessert or is treat more of a smaller

01:00:51.210 --> 01:00:56.030
morsel per se Right, you know because I love

01:00:56.030 --> 01:00:58.289
cheesecake, but cheese is cheesecake a treat

01:00:58.289 --> 01:01:00.610
or dessert or a dessert. I think it's a dessert

01:01:00.730 --> 01:01:02.670
I think it's a dessert. I think you can separate

01:01:02.670 --> 01:01:05.630
that. Just like, for example, like a big bowl

01:01:05.630 --> 01:01:08.630
of buttery popcorn. It's a treat to me. I'm treating

01:01:08.630 --> 01:01:11.110
myself, yeah. But nobody's gonna give me a bowl

01:01:11.110 --> 01:01:14.389
of popcorn on Halloween. Yeah, this is your treat.

01:01:14.610 --> 01:01:17.230
It's my treat. Yeah. Although getting microwave

01:01:17.230 --> 01:01:19.289
popcorn on Halloween is kind of a fun treat.

01:01:19.769 --> 01:01:21.789
It's a good idea. Yeah. It's actually a good

01:01:21.789 --> 01:01:25.969
idea. Yeah. So... Favorite treats. I guess if

01:01:25.969 --> 01:01:29.119
we're talking Halloween... Gotta love Reese's.

01:01:29.260 --> 01:01:33.960
Yeah, Reese's pumpkins are great Reese's pieces

01:01:33.960 --> 01:01:37.000
are Fantastic peanut butter and chocolate as

01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:40.480
a combination is is honestly an s -tier. Yeah

01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:45.559
food item period Yeah, I would say Twix is enjoyable

01:01:45.559 --> 01:01:49.079
Good Milky Way bar or Mars bar as they call it

01:01:49.079 --> 01:01:52.130
across the pond pretty nice Yeah, you know what's

01:01:52.130 --> 01:01:54.989
really good kind of low -key under the radar

01:01:54.989 --> 01:01:57.670
and we're talking about this. I was at Buffalo

01:01:57.670 --> 01:01:59.769
Wild Wings here in Valparaiso a couple nights

01:01:59.769 --> 01:02:01.590
ago and there was a table of us and we were sitting

01:02:01.590 --> 01:02:03.869
we were talking about Halloween treats and candies

01:02:03.869 --> 01:02:06.090
and stuff and you know what they like. Some people

01:02:06.090 --> 01:02:08.110
like a payday and this and that. Paydays are

01:02:08.110 --> 01:02:12.050
tasty. Someone mentioned a take five and a take

01:02:12.050 --> 01:02:14.869
five has like chocolate and nougat and pretzel.

01:02:15.389 --> 01:02:19.289
It's actually really good. It's really good.

01:02:19.349 --> 01:02:22.099
Is that the Reese's? Take five. I know there

01:02:22.099 --> 01:02:26.760
is a Reese's five thing Maybe it's by the Reese's

01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:28.960
company, but I've always seen it's just it says

01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:32.539
take five on it. Yeah, I think so. It's like

01:02:32.539 --> 01:02:35.599
Chocolate peanut butter like yeah new giddy caramel

01:02:35.599 --> 01:02:38.420
and pretzels pretzel. Yeah, that is good. It

01:02:38.420 --> 01:02:41.599
is a really good It's really good. I think my

01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:44.380
favorite and this goes back. Well, I'm a big

01:02:44.380 --> 01:02:47.480
three musketeers guy I do like that. I like peanut

01:02:47.480 --> 01:02:49.320
butter cups, but you got to put them in the freezer

01:02:49.579 --> 01:02:53.559
Like that just, it just makes them that much

01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:56.460
better. Because otherwise, like I feel, if you

01:02:56.460 --> 01:02:58.199
open them up, by the time you get to like your

01:02:58.199 --> 01:03:00.519
third bite, it started getting a little melty.

01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:03.920
You want the cup to stay the cup. Right. So just

01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:06.320
freeze it. By the time you're done with it, it's

01:03:06.320 --> 01:03:09.139
all good. Yeah. I'm a big Whatchamacallit fan.

01:03:09.539 --> 01:03:12.659
I love Whatchamacallit. They're so good. You'll

01:03:12.659 --> 01:03:14.059
have to explain to me what's in it. I don't know

01:03:14.059 --> 01:03:15.260
if I've had one. I don't even know what the hell's

01:03:15.260 --> 01:03:18.559
in it. Oh. It's like this... It too is an enigma.

01:03:18.880 --> 01:03:22.739
It really is. It's like this crispy rice center.

01:03:23.340 --> 01:03:25.900
So similar to like the crispy rice on like a

01:03:25.900 --> 01:03:30.000
Nestle's bar, which I also love. And also have

01:03:30.000 --> 01:03:34.849
to freeze. So... Yeah, other than like the the

01:03:34.849 --> 01:03:38.449
like rice crispy kind of center to it. I'm not

01:03:38.449 --> 01:03:40.869
sure like what else it's made of but what you

01:03:40.869 --> 01:03:45.110
want to call it is Fantastic, and I'm just gonna

01:03:45.110 --> 01:03:47.409
finish with a Canadian favorite and you know

01:03:47.409 --> 01:03:50.030
where I'm going. Oh, yeah coffee crisp coffee

01:03:50.030 --> 01:03:54.869
crisp is great just of just a hint coffee flavor

01:03:54.869 --> 01:03:58.670
but really more mocha yeah I think if I had a

01:03:58.670 --> 01:04:01.650
chocolate yeah and just like these wafers and

01:04:01.650 --> 01:04:04.510
so it's so good it's really good yeah so I would

01:04:04.510 --> 01:04:07.409
definitely have coffee crisp damn right I'm in

01:04:07.409 --> 01:04:11.090
the same boat yeah oh no doubt last one for me

01:04:11.090 --> 01:04:15.989
at stoner Stanley 420 my man is spooky time Momo

01:04:15.989 --> 01:04:20.960
and Alan I saw a thing and it scares me Ah, stoner.

01:04:21.019 --> 01:04:25.000
Oh, man. I think is going to hurt me. I pooped.

01:04:25.420 --> 01:04:31.260
Oh, jeez, Stan. Oh, no. What a mouse look like.

01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:36.280
It doesn't look like Jerry from that cartoon.

01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:45.380
Maybe in a fish bite. Oh God, Stan. That's great.

01:04:46.059 --> 01:04:49.239
Not for him. Clearly he was scared by something

01:04:49.239 --> 01:04:54.789
and had an accident. Is he gonna be okay? It

01:04:54.789 --> 01:04:56.650
seems like he's been distraught for a while.

01:04:56.670 --> 01:05:00.309
He's he's been going Maybe it's a strain that

01:05:00.309 --> 01:05:03.969
he's yeah messing with lately His brains been

01:05:03.969 --> 01:05:06.989
running the gauntlet man. It really has it really

01:05:06.989 --> 01:05:11.869
has You know and to go from You know what a mouse

01:05:11.869 --> 01:05:17.309
look like Maybe it a fish Maybe a fish I'm trying

01:05:17.309 --> 01:05:19.929
to think if there's any aquatic beings that look

01:05:19.929 --> 01:05:24.739
like mice I didn't miss either. They're bigger

01:05:24.739 --> 01:05:27.519
be yeah beavers. I mean, I guess like there's

01:05:27.519 --> 01:05:30.179
chipmunks Maybe it's a chipmunk be a chip chipmunks

01:05:30.179 --> 01:05:32.280
are kind of small. Yeah, they're kind of squirrely

01:05:32.280 --> 01:05:34.699
and they dart real fast So I could have made

01:05:34.699 --> 01:05:38.860
him poop. Yeah, maybe it a fish Maybe that yeah,

01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:42.599
who knows because he does live in a van Down

01:05:42.599 --> 01:05:44.659
by the river, right? Yeah, that's where he's

01:05:44.659 --> 01:05:47.079
at. Well, Stoner, I don't know what you got going

01:05:47.079 --> 01:05:50.860
on there. Maybe a fish. Maybe a fish. Stay safe,

01:05:50.980 --> 01:05:53.119
though. I don't know. It's a fish. Maybe cook

01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:57.000
it. You know, just crazy ideas. Yeah. Yeah. But

01:05:57.000 --> 01:05:59.079
take care of yourself. It sounds like you're

01:05:59.079 --> 01:06:00.960
going through it. Yeah. Going through it right

01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:03.139
now, for sure. Yeah. Maybe Halloween fell at

01:06:03.139 --> 01:06:05.360
a bad time for his middle state. Oh, I think

01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:07.539
so. Yeah. I really do. You know, it's just like

01:06:07.539 --> 01:06:12.429
Halloween and then add... a certain strain to

01:06:12.429 --> 01:06:15.489
all of the happenings, you're gonna have a bad

01:06:15.489 --> 01:06:17.150
time. Yeah, for sure. I think you're gonna have

01:06:17.150 --> 01:06:18.909
a bad time. What do you got going on for your

01:06:18.909 --> 01:06:25.869
DMs? First DM I got here is from The Trees. You're

01:06:25.869 --> 01:06:29.969
lost in the forest and it's past dusk. What would

01:06:29.969 --> 01:06:34.110
frighten you the most? The forest. The forest

01:06:34.110 --> 01:06:39.530
itself. I don't... I like hikes in the woods.

01:06:39.900 --> 01:06:42.340
During the day very calming beautiful, especially

01:06:42.340 --> 01:06:44.619
in the fall like a crisp day Got your hoodie

01:06:44.619 --> 01:06:48.260
on is walk a mile or two by the lake all that.

01:06:48.460 --> 01:06:51.920
Oh, yeah but in fact when it starts the sun's

01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:56.320
going down and The woods just get black. Yeah,

01:06:56.539 --> 01:06:58.440
right. There's still light in the air, but the

01:06:58.440 --> 01:07:01.289
woods are black. Yep Like, that's the stuff out

01:07:01.289 --> 01:07:03.869
of horror movies. Yeah, the shade compounds the

01:07:03.869 --> 01:07:06.710
darkness. Yeah. And because you get the wind

01:07:06.710 --> 01:07:08.670
and the breeze and the rustling of the leaves...

01:07:08.670 --> 01:07:10.969
There's constantly rustling behind you. It's

01:07:10.969 --> 01:07:13.530
just... I don't know, it's that same argument

01:07:13.530 --> 01:07:15.570
we had about the dark. Because you're just, you're

01:07:15.570 --> 01:07:17.650
not, visually you're not able to, like, figure

01:07:17.650 --> 01:07:21.409
things out. And I think there's probably a phobia

01:07:21.409 --> 01:07:25.769
for that. I'm sure. You know, and I'm not a fan.

01:07:25.909 --> 01:07:31.670
No, I'm not either. I think hearing... a humanoid

01:07:31.670 --> 01:07:35.449
sound in such a scenario would probably be one

01:07:35.449 --> 01:07:37.929
of the most scary things, because then I'm thinking

01:07:37.929 --> 01:07:41.489
Wendigo, I'm thinking Serial Killer, I'm thinking

01:07:41.489 --> 01:07:45.449
Shapeshifter. It could be, and if I hear a human

01:07:45.449 --> 01:07:50.150
cry, like crying in the forest, wherever it's

01:07:50.150 --> 01:07:52.570
coming from, I'm going the other way. And I'm

01:07:52.570 --> 01:07:54.469
sorry. I've had that happen. You're probably

01:07:54.469 --> 01:07:58.630
cooked. I'm still alive. I'm alive. Sounds like

01:07:58.630 --> 01:08:01.929
you're you're cooked. Yep. I'm I'm gonna double

01:08:01.929 --> 01:08:06.289
time it and and in my head just for you I'll

01:08:06.289 --> 01:08:10.550
start singing. I will remember you But but but

01:08:10.550 --> 01:08:12.849
I'm not coming now because it's too late and

01:08:12.849 --> 01:08:17.369
you know, it's worse Maybe hearing a human laugh

01:08:18.210 --> 01:08:20.390
That may be more terrifying. Arguably worse.

01:08:20.670 --> 01:08:24.090
Arguably worse. If I hear that, fuck. Now I know

01:08:24.090 --> 01:08:26.350
I'm cooked. Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. If you hear

01:08:26.350 --> 01:08:29.050
a laugh, you're like, oh, okay. Now they're watching

01:08:29.050 --> 01:08:31.250
me. Yeah. And they're laughing because they're

01:08:31.250 --> 01:08:35.010
not really worried about me. No, right. So I'm

01:08:35.010 --> 01:08:37.390
at a tremendous disadvantage right now. Yeah.

01:08:38.130 --> 01:08:41.380
You know, either that or if you hear... Right.

01:08:41.619 --> 01:08:44.619
You hear that? You're definitely cooked. Yeah.

01:08:45.180 --> 01:08:46.819
You're definitely, you're like, oh, I'm the next

01:08:46.819 --> 01:08:49.979
guy in that movie. Yeah. Fantastic. Oh, it's

01:08:49.979 --> 01:08:53.380
been real, boys. It's been real. Peace out. I

01:08:53.380 --> 01:08:56.100
got a DM here from CreepyGru. Creep. Our boy.

01:08:56.699 --> 01:09:00.020
14 hour road trip, but your only passenger is

01:09:00.020 --> 01:09:03.399
the main character of the last show or movie

01:09:03.399 --> 01:09:10.250
you watched. How bad is the trip? Oh, wow. What

01:09:10.250 --> 01:09:13.289
did I watch last? I know, I was watching horror

01:09:13.289 --> 01:09:16.170
movies yesterday, which was Halloween Day for

01:09:16.170 --> 01:09:23.470
us. And the last movie we watched... Boy, what

01:09:23.470 --> 01:09:26.609
was it? Oh man, I'm trying to think. Because

01:09:26.609 --> 01:09:30.369
we watched a good handful of movies. Yeah. Ah,

01:09:30.369 --> 01:09:32.649
I'm trying to think. Is anything coming to your

01:09:32.649 --> 01:09:35.390
mind? Yeah. I just thought of it because I wanted

01:09:35.390 --> 01:09:38.130
to watch a spooky movie yesterday on Halloween.

01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:42.140
And I decided to go with a movie called The Right.

01:09:42.340 --> 01:09:45.779
Oh, yeah. With Anthony Hopkins. And it's based

01:09:45.779 --> 01:09:48.199
on a true story. Father Michael Kovac, actually

01:09:48.199 --> 01:09:50.199
from Chicagoland, the South Suburbs. That's where

01:09:50.199 --> 01:09:54.539
the parish lady works at. And so I imagine my

01:09:54.539 --> 01:09:57.539
car ride would be with Anthony Hopkins. And I

01:09:57.539 --> 01:10:00.119
just hope it would be the one that is not possessed

01:10:00.119 --> 01:10:02.840
by Ball. If it's if it's the Anthony Hopkins

01:10:02.840 --> 01:10:04.800
that is possessed by Ball, that's going to be

01:10:04.800 --> 01:10:09.520
a bad road trip. Yeah. Oh, no. That's a bad road

01:10:09.520 --> 01:10:12.039
trip. That's a bad one. Unless it's Father Michael

01:10:12.039 --> 01:10:15.399
Kovac, which in that case is going to be an incredibly

01:10:15.399 --> 01:10:19.180
compelling and intellectual 14 hours learning

01:10:19.180 --> 01:10:21.939
about exorcism. Yes. So it just depends who's

01:10:21.939 --> 01:10:24.779
in that car with me. Right. Ooh, that's tough.

01:10:25.279 --> 01:10:29.880
Or if it's Sonia Braga who plays the South American

01:10:29.880 --> 01:10:33.220
reporter who's writing the article on exorcism

01:10:33.220 --> 01:10:35.140
because she had an experience with her brother

01:10:35.140 --> 01:10:40.029
who passed away. when exorcism didn't work and

01:10:40.029 --> 01:10:42.390
then he ended up passing away, which is kind

01:10:42.390 --> 01:10:45.229
of her reasoning or purpose for doing this article.

01:10:45.829 --> 01:10:50.350
Yeah. That also would be very interesting. So

01:10:50.350 --> 01:10:53.850
two out of three would be bad. Yes. There's a

01:10:53.850 --> 01:10:56.649
33 % chance it could get rough. It could get

01:10:56.649 --> 01:11:00.149
rough. Yeah. It could get really rough. I do

01:11:00.149 --> 01:11:03.409
recall the last movie we watched before Recall

01:11:03.409 --> 01:11:09.439
of the Night was the original Pet Sematary. Oh,

01:11:09.539 --> 01:11:12.859
yeah. You got Gabe in your car. Right. Right.

01:11:13.239 --> 01:11:15.659
Either that or it's the doctor. You want to play?

01:11:15.859 --> 01:11:19.460
Yeah. Nope. No, sir. No, I'm good. But either

01:11:19.460 --> 01:11:21.079
that or it's the doctor. It depends who you think

01:11:21.079 --> 01:11:25.140
the main character is. Yeah. Who I would argue

01:11:25.140 --> 01:11:27.800
is the doctor because he's the one he's the protagonist

01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:31.720
in a way. Yeah. But it just depends. Is this

01:11:31.720 --> 01:11:36.640
pre the child dying where he's like just kind

01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:39.479
of a dude, just a medical doctor guy, just a

01:11:39.479 --> 01:11:42.260
guy, or is this like post -child dying where

01:11:42.260 --> 01:11:45.600
he's lost it. He's lost it completely. That would

01:11:45.600 --> 01:11:48.000
be a bad ride. Right, that's a terrible ride.

01:11:48.640 --> 01:11:52.319
What a horrible co -pilot. If it's the dude before,

01:11:52.739 --> 01:11:55.140
I would still be uncomfortable because it's just

01:11:55.140 --> 01:11:59.199
some actual rando that I don't know. Or the old

01:11:59.199 --> 01:12:02.050
guy that Gabe kills. I can't remember what that

01:12:02.050 --> 01:12:05.930
character is that Jed, yeah. He cuts his killings

01:12:05.930 --> 01:12:10.510
with a knife. Fun fact, that actor plays Herman

01:12:10.510 --> 01:12:13.189
Munster from the show The Munsters. Oh shit,

01:12:13.270 --> 01:12:17.510
yeah, how about that? That's kind of fun. If

01:12:17.510 --> 01:12:20.510
it's Jed, Jed seems like a charming guy. Jed

01:12:20.510 --> 01:12:22.529
would be fun. I think Jed would be fun. Jed would

01:12:22.529 --> 01:12:25.949
be a good talk for sure. Yeah, if it's the doc,

01:12:26.630 --> 01:12:29.470
not really interested. If it's the psychotic

01:12:29.470 --> 01:12:32.739
doc, no. Bad time. Bad time. Yeah, agreed. If

01:12:32.739 --> 01:12:35.140
it's the killer kid, worst time. Worst time.

01:12:35.140 --> 01:12:37.100
Oh, yeah. Because he'll be sitting next to you

01:12:37.100 --> 01:12:38.720
and then you'll glance over he's gone. Right.

01:12:38.720 --> 01:12:39.859
And you just hear that laugh. Oh, shit. Wanna

01:12:39.859 --> 01:12:42.800
play? Nope. Like reaches under the driver's seat

01:12:42.800 --> 01:12:46.060
with his knife. Oh, God. Not my Achilles, please.

01:12:46.300 --> 01:12:50.520
That scene haunts me. Yes. Yeah. I got one more

01:12:50.520 --> 01:12:57.260
question. Evil Genie, checking in. I offer you

01:12:57.260 --> 01:13:00.819
riches. Two million dollars. and you remain at

01:13:00.819 --> 01:13:06.039
the same social standing as before. Or, 20 billion

01:13:06.039 --> 01:13:11.159
dollars. But, you gain the fame and infamy that

01:13:11.159 --> 01:13:16.699
comes with being a multi -billionaire. Wow. Either

01:13:16.699 --> 01:13:19.899
one's not bad. I could definitely make the two

01:13:19.899 --> 01:13:22.560
stretch. The two milli? Yeah. I could definitely

01:13:22.560 --> 01:13:25.310
make that stretch. pick up side gigs here and

01:13:25.310 --> 01:13:27.510
there if I want to just to be able to do things.

01:13:27.550 --> 01:13:29.289
Right. But you'd be comfortable for a while.

01:13:29.310 --> 01:13:30.970
You'd be comfortable. That's something that could

01:13:30.970 --> 01:13:33.329
sit in an account and you probably just live

01:13:33.329 --> 01:13:35.989
off some of that interest. Right. Exactly. So

01:13:35.989 --> 01:13:39.869
that wouldn't be that wouldn't be so so terrible.

01:13:40.890 --> 01:13:45.090
But the billion, I would probably do that because

01:13:45.090 --> 01:13:47.529
even though you're going to catch flak and there's

01:13:47.529 --> 01:13:51.890
all that with being a billionaire. I think that.

01:13:52.469 --> 01:13:55.310
there's a lot of good I could do with that. So

01:13:55.310 --> 01:13:57.010
just because I'm a billionaire doesn't mean I

01:13:57.010 --> 01:14:01.109
need to be a prick or I need to be like Musk

01:14:01.109 --> 01:14:04.430
or Bezos or anybody like that. I could be very

01:14:04.430 --> 01:14:09.210
philanthropic. I could, you know, open up shelters

01:14:09.210 --> 01:14:16.729
and educational, you know, educational. programs

01:14:16.729 --> 01:14:19.789
for people that are homeless or under -educated.

01:14:20.869 --> 01:14:23.750
Basically, there's just things you could do because

01:14:23.750 --> 01:14:27.529
you have that amount of money. Right. So I think

01:14:27.529 --> 01:14:30.229
I would like to have that amount of money to

01:14:30.229 --> 01:14:34.890
be able to impact the masses in a positive way,

01:14:34.930 --> 01:14:36.710
because I don't think a lot of the billionaires

01:14:36.710 --> 01:14:39.350
do enough. That's true. So to be able to have

01:14:39.350 --> 01:14:42.109
that, I'm not going to spend that. I mean, it's

01:14:42.109 --> 01:14:44.789
been one billion. Right. So why not take that

01:14:44.789 --> 01:14:47.409
money and do good with it and help people out

01:14:47.409 --> 01:14:49.310
as much as you can? So I would I would probably

01:14:49.310 --> 01:14:51.989
go that route. Yeah, I I'm kind of in the same

01:14:51.989 --> 01:14:55.829
boat. But there is there is something that crossed

01:14:55.829 --> 01:14:58.890
my mind with that is with the 20 billion dollars,

01:14:58.989 --> 01:15:02.189
even doing all of the charity and philanthropy,

01:15:02.670 --> 01:15:05.789
it essentially means you that's your job. Then

01:15:05.789 --> 01:15:09.569
your job is going out there and. organizing these

01:15:09.569 --> 01:15:11.609
things, making sure the money's going to the

01:15:11.609 --> 01:15:17.029
right places. And I don't want this to come off

01:15:17.029 --> 01:15:21.689
selfish, but if I'm gonna retire from working

01:15:21.689 --> 01:15:25.590
and spend my time doing things I love, like the

01:15:25.590 --> 01:15:30.529
arts, I would just kind of pass the torch maybe.

01:15:30.750 --> 01:15:36.250
Like I would just take, I don't know, 19 .9 billion

01:15:36.250 --> 01:15:40.779
dollars. and I don't know, pick a hundred different

01:15:40.779 --> 01:15:42.460
charities and be like, hey, you guys are gonna

01:15:42.460 --> 01:15:46.020
be funded for the next 200 years. Correct. You

01:15:46.020 --> 01:15:50.520
know? Yeah. And maybe I would hire like a team

01:15:50.520 --> 01:15:52.819
to go out there and just make sure like the money's

01:15:52.819 --> 01:15:55.060
being allocated right. It's not being funneled

01:15:55.060 --> 01:15:58.880
into some chode's pockets. Exactly. So yeah,

01:15:58.880 --> 01:16:00.960
I would kind of pass the torch as far as the

01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:03.859
responsibility goes, because if I'm done working,

01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:06.489
I'm done working. Hey. You guys have fun with

01:16:06.489 --> 01:16:08.949
all this money. Yeah, do do some good in the

01:16:08.949 --> 01:16:12.069
world I'm I'm gonna play video games for a long

01:16:12.069 --> 01:16:16.029
time and recover from what capitalism has has

01:16:16.029 --> 01:16:20.270
brought on me Well, exactly and and I know I

01:16:20.270 --> 01:16:23.270
speak for you as well. It's like My needs aren't

01:16:23.270 --> 01:16:26.289
that great. I don't have to have eight or nine

01:16:26.289 --> 01:16:29.449
or ten mansions. I don't have to have 20 cars

01:16:29.449 --> 01:16:31.770
I did like a lot of these billionaires do right?

01:16:32.730 --> 01:16:35.569
Five yachts. A couple of decent rides, a couple

01:16:35.569 --> 01:16:39.409
of homes, maybe. That'd be it. I'm good. Yeah.

01:16:39.449 --> 01:16:42.989
I don't need a lot of that. I just travel and

01:16:42.989 --> 01:16:45.529
experience life. Right. You know, maybe get like

01:16:45.529 --> 01:16:48.369
a motorcycle or one of those cool RVs and just

01:16:48.369 --> 01:16:50.489
explore and just drive around and get to know

01:16:50.489 --> 01:16:53.130
people. And then as I go from town to town, be

01:16:53.130 --> 01:16:55.470
like, oh, they're having this issue. I think

01:16:55.470 --> 01:16:57.670
I can help with that. Right. And just be able

01:16:57.670 --> 01:16:59.770
to do that, I think would be cool as hell. I

01:16:59.770 --> 01:17:02.770
agree. I definitely agree. It's that meaning

01:17:02.770 --> 01:17:04.810
I think everybody searches for in their life.

01:17:05.710 --> 01:17:07.890
There's that quote from that equalizer movie

01:17:07.890 --> 01:17:10.109
at the beginning of the movie. It was like the

01:17:10.109 --> 01:17:12.289
two most important days are the day you're born

01:17:12.289 --> 01:17:15.510
and the day you find out why. I think there's

01:17:15.510 --> 01:17:18.229
a lot to that. Sure. If I had that amount of

01:17:18.229 --> 01:17:20.710
money, I think it'd be like, oh, now we're going

01:17:20.710 --> 01:17:24.510
to find out why. Yeah. Because you can just impact.

01:17:25.289 --> 01:17:27.989
So many people in such a positive way, right?

01:17:28.189 --> 01:17:30.250
Yeah, I would do that. Yeah, I definitely agree

01:17:30.699 --> 01:17:32.880
That's the last DM I received today. Alrighty.

01:17:33.119 --> 01:17:35.420
Well, once again, if you have DMs, you have questions,

01:17:35.760 --> 01:17:37.319
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01:17:41.359 --> 01:17:44.460
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01:17:44.979 --> 01:17:47.899
But our socials, whether it's the Mark Mo Show,

01:17:48.020 --> 01:17:52.380
After Hours, I think Guys Being Dudes still has

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a social presence. In addition to Aidan Maloney

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or Mark Maloney, you can find us out there under

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those names as well. Maloney media on my insta.

01:18:02.579 --> 01:18:05.479
Uh, so any anytime throw throw comments at us

01:18:05.479 --> 01:18:07.699
and uh, we'd be happy to read them. Yeah, definitely

01:18:07.699 --> 01:18:11.899
for sure Uh, we have a segment called other foods

01:18:11.899 --> 01:18:14.180
and aiden's been doing this a while now where

01:18:14.180 --> 01:18:17.920
he scours the planet and he looks for delicacy

01:18:17.920 --> 01:18:22.899
now That delicacies he looks for Well, bad shit.

01:18:23.100 --> 01:18:26.640
Bad stuff that people go, oh, I'm gonna eat that.

01:18:26.859 --> 01:18:30.579
Ew, ew, ew, yucky. And Aidan does the research

01:18:30.579 --> 01:18:34.039
and figures this out and shares his knowledge

01:18:34.039 --> 01:18:36.539
with all of us. You're welcome in advance. So

01:18:36.539 --> 01:18:39.079
what do you got for us this week? Fermented fish

01:18:39.079 --> 01:18:42.859
paste. Oh, God. Is what I'm bringing to the table

01:18:42.859 --> 01:18:47.220
today. Oh, boy. Am I right? Yeah, fermented fish

01:18:47.220 --> 01:18:50.579
paste, a condiment made by fermenting fish. with

01:18:50.579 --> 01:18:53.399
salt and other ingredients, resulting in a strong

01:18:53.399 --> 01:18:57.020
smelling, salty and savory product used in various

01:18:57.020 --> 01:19:02.199
cuisines, particularly in Southeast Asia. Of

01:19:02.199 --> 01:19:04.720
course, it's made by salting the fish to act

01:19:04.720 --> 01:19:09.039
as a preservative, and then allowing it to ferment.

01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:12.960
Now, for anyone that hears the word ferment and

01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:16.199
doesn't really get it, the reason that wine has

01:19:16.199 --> 01:19:18.979
alcohol in it is because it is fermented. You

01:19:18.979 --> 01:19:22.479
know, it's not, you know, malted, it's not distilled,

01:19:22.539 --> 01:19:26.539
it's fermented. So you're fermenting the fish.

01:19:27.220 --> 01:19:29.500
Correct. You know, it's not going to be tasty

01:19:29.500 --> 01:19:32.840
like when you do it with grapes. You're fermenting

01:19:32.840 --> 01:19:35.699
fish. The fermentation process can be influenced

01:19:35.699 --> 01:19:38.739
by factors like sunlight, time, and addition

01:19:38.739 --> 01:19:42.399
of other ingredients. And I found a very specific

01:19:42.399 --> 01:19:45.479
one here. I really hope I get this pronunciation

01:19:45.479 --> 01:19:50.659
right. I believe it's nepe. N -G -A -P -I. Is

01:19:50.659 --> 01:19:55.100
that right? Nyepi? Sure. Translates closely to

01:19:55.100 --> 01:20:00.020
pressed fish. Oh my. Yeah. It's a pungent paste

01:20:00.020 --> 01:20:04.699
made of either fish or shrimp used in Burmese

01:20:04.699 --> 01:20:09.399
cuisine. It's made by fermenting fish or shrimp

01:20:09.399 --> 01:20:13.560
that is salted and ground and then sun drying

01:20:13.560 --> 01:20:19.760
it. Sun dried. Fermented fish paste. Paste. Yeah.

01:20:20.020 --> 01:20:25.199
Yeah. Quote, like cheese, it can be distinguished

01:20:25.199 --> 01:20:28.720
based on the main ingredient or regional origin,

01:20:29.500 --> 01:20:33.239
or the type of fish used to make it, can come

01:20:33.239 --> 01:20:37.579
from using whole fish, like the whole, just the

01:20:37.579 --> 01:20:38.680
whole fish goes in there. The whole eyes and

01:20:38.680 --> 01:20:43.500
everything? Oh yeah. Yeah. To small fish or prawns.

01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:49.590
Yeah, it's... it can be raw as well with some

01:20:49.590 --> 01:20:52.829
exceptions it's not meant for human consumption

01:20:52.829 --> 01:20:55.449
in air quotes but of course that means some people

01:20:55.449 --> 01:20:57.189
have definitely eaten it some people have eaten

01:20:57.189 --> 01:21:01.350
it right which there's there's no that's that's

01:21:01.350 --> 01:21:05.250
kind of like the apex of of my findings is the

01:21:05.250 --> 01:21:10.810
fact that you could have raw fermented sundried

01:21:10.810 --> 01:21:14.779
fish Paste. Oh god, which really sounds like

01:21:14.779 --> 01:21:18.119
a combination of things. I'm not into Yeah, I'm

01:21:18.119 --> 01:21:21.880
almost kind of wondering in a way Who who eats

01:21:21.880 --> 01:21:24.720
it or how how do you eat it? Did you just put

01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:29.779
it on a cracker? Yeah, like yeah, right? Yeah,

01:21:31.739 --> 01:21:34.960
I don't know we either way. I'm not about it,

01:21:34.960 --> 01:21:38.460
but oh God, yeah, how would you utilize that

01:21:38.460 --> 01:21:42.189
and who is the first person to like? Leave a

01:21:42.189 --> 01:21:45.010
fish out in the Sun for too long right and then

01:21:45.010 --> 01:21:47.289
be like you know what what if I grind it up?

01:21:47.510 --> 01:21:51.189
Would it is it is this still food? Well, then

01:21:51.189 --> 01:21:54.789
everyone is like yay. We did it. Yeah like to

01:21:54.789 --> 01:21:59.149
sun -dried fish paste right like oh Well, yeah,

01:21:59.210 --> 01:22:01.210
well, let's let's fillet and deep bone the fish.

01:22:01.329 --> 01:22:03.649
Oh, no. We're not doing that hmm We're gonna

01:22:03.649 --> 01:22:06.149
use it. We just grind it up for grind that we

01:22:06.149 --> 01:22:09.229
use it all like all I think goes to waste you

01:22:09.229 --> 01:22:11.960
know None of this animal goes to waste. Yeah.

01:22:12.039 --> 01:22:16.140
Okay. Thanks, Ace. Wow. Yeah. Quite yucky. Not

01:22:16.140 --> 01:22:19.239
interested. Yeah. That is gross. If anyone out

01:22:19.239 --> 01:22:22.239
there has tried fermented fish paste, let us

01:22:22.239 --> 01:22:25.680
know. Let us know. And then we'll judge you.

01:22:25.699 --> 01:22:28.960
Yeah. We'll judge it based on what it sounds

01:22:28.960 --> 01:22:30.619
like. We're not going to try it, though. I'll

01:22:30.619 --> 01:22:33.359
just say that right now. No. No. Not happening.

01:22:33.960 --> 01:22:37.600
Now, something that you might try as I move to

01:22:37.600 --> 01:22:40.439
my Frozen Guy review. used to be a Fry Guy fry

01:22:40.439 --> 01:22:42.760
review, and we took a little break from that

01:22:42.760 --> 01:22:45.359
because I've eaten a lot of fries. A lot of fries.

01:22:45.420 --> 01:22:47.579
But I also eat a lot of frozen meals because,

01:22:47.699 --> 01:22:52.819
well, I'm single, and you can't always cook between

01:22:52.819 --> 01:22:55.699
your busy lifestyle and work and all that kind

01:22:55.699 --> 01:22:58.399
of stuff a lot of times. And quite frankly, it's

01:22:58.399 --> 01:23:00.539
more affordable. Am I going to go out and have

01:23:00.539 --> 01:23:05.439
a $13, $14, $15 fast food meal, or am I going

01:23:05.439 --> 01:23:08.720
to throw a $4 frozen meal in the microwave? Right.

01:23:08.859 --> 01:23:11.260
a little bit more economical, for sure, and it's

01:23:11.260 --> 01:23:14.800
gonna get the job done most of the times. So,

01:23:14.880 --> 01:23:16.720
I started the Frozen Guy Review. We're a few

01:23:16.720 --> 01:23:20.460
in. And the one I'm doing today is Healthy Choice

01:23:20.460 --> 01:23:24.800
Cafe Steamers Chicken Alfredo. Ooh, Cafe Steamers.

01:23:24.819 --> 01:23:26.479
Now, the Cafe Steamers are fun. You don't have

01:23:26.479 --> 01:23:28.899
to vent the meal or anything. Sometimes you gotta,

01:23:28.899 --> 01:23:31.060
like, pull the corner of the thing up. Yeah,

01:23:31.060 --> 01:23:32.319
yeah, yeah. And then halfway through, you mix

01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:34.880
it up. You don't do that with these. You put

01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:37.520
it in for, like, four or five minutes and you...

01:23:37.560 --> 01:23:40.039
You let it cook. Let them cook. Let them cook.

01:23:40.579 --> 01:23:43.819
And then when you're done, it's in a mechanism

01:23:43.819 --> 01:23:46.420
where it's in this little plastic, vented bowl.

01:23:46.779 --> 01:23:48.859
And then you pick it up. So it'll be your meat

01:23:48.859 --> 01:23:50.680
and your vegetables or whatever you have in there.

01:23:50.699 --> 01:23:55.079
In this case, it's the chicken alfredo. Well,

01:23:55.159 --> 01:23:57.720
it's the grilled chicken bits and the pasta.

01:23:57.760 --> 01:24:02.100
Yeah. On the top. And you pick the little plastic,

01:24:02.100 --> 01:24:05.449
vented bowl up. and below it is a bowl that is

01:24:05.449 --> 01:24:08.270
just a regular bowl, and it has the sauce at

01:24:08.270 --> 01:24:11.449
the bottom. So the sauce as it heats up is cooking,

01:24:11.890 --> 01:24:15.529
steaming, if you will, the meat and the pasta.

01:24:16.270 --> 01:24:19.329
And so then you flip the thing upside down and

01:24:19.329 --> 01:24:23.029
you put all the pasta, mix up the sauce and everything

01:24:23.029 --> 01:24:25.810
like that. It's a clever idea. Yep. Oh, yeah.

01:24:25.909 --> 01:24:30.130
So it really is this convenient meal that has

01:24:30.130 --> 01:24:32.010
the grilled chicken breast and the penne pasta

01:24:32.010 --> 01:24:34.550
and the creamy Alfredo sauce. and you mix it

01:24:34.550 --> 01:24:40.489
all together. I find as a healthy choice, a healthier

01:24:40.489 --> 01:24:45.529
version of a frozen meal, that the chicken was

01:24:45.529 --> 01:24:47.550
really, really, really good. They were chunks

01:24:47.550 --> 01:24:50.229
of white chicken breast, so it was really good.

01:24:50.529 --> 01:24:55.090
Nice. The pasta actually cooked incredibly well.

01:24:55.550 --> 01:24:57.590
Like it cooked it as if you would have taken

01:24:57.590 --> 01:24:59.510
it out of the water and put it in your own strainer.

01:24:59.529 --> 01:25:03.899
It was really, really good. I found the Sauce

01:25:03.899 --> 01:25:09.060
to be bland and I'm sure It's that way because

01:25:09.060 --> 01:25:12.659
it's a healthy choice. So I I get it reduce sodium

01:25:12.659 --> 01:25:15.479
and all of that So there wasn't a lot of taste

01:25:15.479 --> 01:25:20.319
But it was still very good like in the future

01:25:20.319 --> 01:25:23.140
Because like I liked the chicken and the pasta

01:25:23.140 --> 01:25:25.899
and I like the way it cooked The sauce was fine.

01:25:25.899 --> 01:25:28.859
Just a little bit flavorless. I find if you've

01:25:28.859 --> 01:25:31.310
got a little bit of basil, oregano, stuff like

01:25:31.310 --> 01:25:33.529
that at home. Just add it. Yeah. Just add a little

01:25:33.529 --> 01:25:35.109
salt and pepper, whatever, and just kind of mix

01:25:35.109 --> 01:25:39.930
it up. And I think if you add those things, I

01:25:39.930 --> 01:25:41.710
think it gets into the rare air. I think it gets

01:25:41.710 --> 01:25:45.829
into the nines. But even so, even though the

01:25:45.829 --> 01:25:49.189
sauce wasn't as flavorful and a little bit on

01:25:49.189 --> 01:25:51.350
the runny side, I still give it a very, very,

01:25:51.350 --> 01:25:54.430
very solid 8 -6. That is good. It was really

01:25:54.430 --> 01:25:57.130
good. Now, once again, on the healthy side of

01:25:57.130 --> 01:26:00.189
things when you eat those, either a smaller meal

01:26:00.189 --> 01:26:02.930
or one of the healthier ones, you're going to

01:26:02.930 --> 01:26:05.029
be hungry in about two or three hours. Oh, sure.

01:26:05.270 --> 01:26:08.350
Yeah. So you have to deal with that. Right. Whether

01:26:08.350 --> 01:26:11.810
portion size or sometimes they're just not filling.

01:26:12.130 --> 01:26:13.609
You know, sometimes the carbs run through you

01:26:13.609 --> 01:26:17.529
quicker and it's just like, ah, you know, more,

01:26:17.529 --> 01:26:19.289
more protein, more vegetables makes you feel

01:26:19.289 --> 01:26:21.829
full longer. But that's tougher to do frozen.

01:26:21.890 --> 01:26:25.770
For sure. Yep, it is. But all in all, we're three

01:26:25.770 --> 01:26:29.289
for three. So this is the third one. I think,

01:26:30.590 --> 01:26:33.069
I'm trying to remember if the first two were

01:26:33.069 --> 01:26:34.930
nines, I think it was. Both first two were nines.

01:26:34.949 --> 01:26:36.770
Nine -four and a nine -one. Yep. It's an eight

01:26:36.770 --> 01:26:40.010
-six, so three's really strong. Oops, all bangers.

01:26:40.210 --> 01:26:43.149
All bangers. Yeah. So we'll see how it goes.

01:26:43.449 --> 01:26:46.310
This week, which could translate into our next

01:26:46.310 --> 01:26:50.989
episode, I've had some that aren't maybe in the

01:26:50.989 --> 01:26:54.750
nines or eights. So we'll get to that. Not that

01:26:54.750 --> 01:26:56.810
they're terrible, but that they're just very

01:26:56.810 --> 01:26:59.970
mid. Yeah. So we'll get to those next week and

01:26:59.970 --> 01:27:03.029
following weeks for sure. Now, typically we jump

01:27:03.029 --> 01:27:05.770
into our next break, but I have a friend of mine,

01:27:05.890 --> 01:27:10.010
Neva, she works at my bank here in Valparaiso,

01:27:10.270 --> 01:27:12.449
and she has contributed to my shows on and off

01:27:12.449 --> 01:27:16.029
over the last year and change. She is the queen

01:27:16.029 --> 01:27:18.550
of dad jokes. She just pulls these things up

01:27:18.550 --> 01:27:21.210
and she's got them. So I was in there recently.

01:27:22.350 --> 01:27:24.569
you know, because currently out of work so I

01:27:24.569 --> 01:27:26.550
knocked off a bank and I really didn't knock

01:27:26.550 --> 01:27:28.649
off a bank. Not yet. I wouldn't knock off their

01:27:28.649 --> 01:27:31.270
bank. I mean, I wouldn't knock off any bank.

01:27:31.869 --> 01:27:35.069
I had money. In GTA, of course, we're talking

01:27:35.069 --> 01:27:38.090
about this hypothetical situation in a video

01:27:38.090 --> 01:27:40.770
game. Exactly. Where we would knock off a bank.

01:27:41.109 --> 01:27:43.470
Right. But not their bank. To be clear. Right.

01:27:44.149 --> 01:27:45.850
So anyway, when I went into see her, she's like,

01:27:45.949 --> 01:27:48.289
I got dad jokes. I'm like, yes, and they're Halloween.

01:27:48.369 --> 01:27:51.880
I'm like, well. Guess what we're doing. So I

01:27:51.880 --> 01:27:56.960
have some dad Halloween jokes, courtesy of Neva

01:27:56.960 --> 01:28:00.880
at my bank. And so here's the first one. What

01:28:00.880 --> 01:28:04.100
do you get if you divide the circumference of

01:28:04.100 --> 01:28:09.020
a jack -o -lantern by its diameter? What's that?

01:28:09.460 --> 01:28:14.739
Pumpkin pie. Oh, OK. OK. Let's go. I'll get you

01:28:14.739 --> 01:28:16.420
some applause for that one. That's good. Let's

01:28:16.420 --> 01:28:19.699
go. That's good. What happens when a ghost gets

01:28:19.699 --> 01:28:30.079
lost in the fog? I don't know. He's missed Now

01:28:30.079 --> 01:28:32.720
Aidan's getting over a cold and if we're gonna

01:28:32.720 --> 01:28:34.859
get some cough action here, but that's that's

01:28:34.859 --> 01:28:37.560
alright we'll deal What is a ghost's favorite

01:28:37.560 --> 01:28:40.420
pair of pants? What's that then their boo jeans?

01:28:41.359 --> 01:28:45.880
Oh, come on. The boo jeans. Let's go. Let's go.

01:28:46.840 --> 01:28:50.020
What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ghosts serve

01:28:50.020 --> 01:28:55.159
for dessert? I'm not sure. Ice scream. Oh, that's

01:28:55.159 --> 01:28:58.500
a classic one right there. That one is definitely

01:28:58.500 --> 01:29:02.460
a classic. What do birds give out on Halloween

01:29:02.460 --> 01:29:08.410
night? I don't know. What is it? Tweets. Tweets.

01:29:08.410 --> 01:29:11.689
Tweets. I like that one. That's fun. That's a

01:29:11.689 --> 01:29:15.510
good one. What room do ghosts avoid? I don't

01:29:15.510 --> 01:29:20.770
know. The living room. Okay, that's kind of baller.

01:29:21.029 --> 01:29:23.510
That's kind of baller. That's a good one. How

01:29:23.510 --> 01:29:26.829
do you fix a jack -o -lantern? I don't know.

01:29:27.170 --> 01:29:32.649
With a pumpkin patch. Jesus. These are grade

01:29:32.649 --> 01:29:36.619
A. Grade A. She kind of popped off, huh? Yeah,

01:29:36.619 --> 01:29:40.039
oh yeah, for sure. Why don't skeletons play music

01:29:40.039 --> 01:29:44.800
in church? Oh, why? Because they have no organs.

01:29:45.380 --> 01:29:52.939
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. What do you get when

01:29:52.939 --> 01:29:56.880
you cross a vampire with a snowman? I have no

01:29:56.880 --> 01:30:04.010
idea. Frostbite. Oh, good God. Frostbite. There

01:30:04.010 --> 01:30:08.489
you go. What type of music is a mummy's favorite?

01:30:09.890 --> 01:30:17.369
I don't know. Rap. Oh, okay. Okay. I like that

01:30:17.369 --> 01:30:20.609
one. Rap. Yeah. Why don't skeletons like parties?

01:30:21.430 --> 01:30:24.630
I don't know. Because they have no body to dance

01:30:24.630 --> 01:30:29.569
with. Oh. Wow. Devastating. That one's kind of

01:30:29.569 --> 01:30:33.329
sad. That's a sad one. What was the witch's favorite

01:30:33.329 --> 01:30:38.710
subject in school? I don't know. Spelling. Oh

01:30:38.710 --> 01:30:43.850
my god. Spelling. That one's kind of goaded also.

01:30:44.350 --> 01:30:47.649
Yeah. Oh, for sure. What is a ghost's favorite

01:30:47.649 --> 01:30:51.430
fruit? Favorite fruit? It's not boo -berry, is

01:30:51.430 --> 01:30:58.109
it? Bingo! Boo berries! I like that. Why can't

01:30:58.109 --> 01:31:01.449
ghosts lie? I don't know. Because you can see

01:31:01.449 --> 01:31:06.069
right through them. That's a pretty good one

01:31:06.069 --> 01:31:08.770
too. It's a good one. Alright, we got two more.

01:31:09.710 --> 01:31:13.470
What does a scarecrow drink his... How does a

01:31:13.470 --> 01:31:16.649
scarecrow drink his juice? I don't know. With

01:31:16.649 --> 01:31:23.069
a straw. Hey, of course, of course. Of course.

01:31:23.310 --> 01:31:27.590
And the last one. Why are ghosts always hungry?

01:31:28.409 --> 01:31:31.149
I don't know. Because the food runs right through

01:31:31.149 --> 01:31:37.899
them. Oh, man. That's pretty good. That's pretty

01:31:37.899 --> 01:31:41.100
good. The goat of dad jokes. Yeah. Neva, thank

01:31:41.100 --> 01:31:44.960
you for that. That is amazing. On that note,

01:31:45.100 --> 01:31:48.220
we're going to take a quick break and we come

01:31:48.220 --> 01:31:50.159
back. Our feature segment, you just made the

01:31:50.159 --> 01:32:02.840
list. Alright, we are back and it is time for

01:32:02.840 --> 01:32:05.020
you. Just made the list It's our top 10 list

01:32:05.020 --> 01:32:08.539
of well just about anything and it's a 10 through

01:32:08.539 --> 01:32:12.720
2 with our big number one reveal and Oh, yes.

01:32:12.720 --> 01:32:20.880
Let me let me get the rule book Page 83 subsection

01:32:20.880 --> 01:32:26.430
for oh No rules. Thank God. No rules. Let's freaking

01:32:26.430 --> 01:32:32.529
go. Yeah. So this particular list is best horror

01:32:32.529 --> 01:32:36.909
movies. And I know Aiden and I both have an affinity

01:32:36.909 --> 01:32:39.090
for them. And if you love our show, chance are

01:32:39.090 --> 01:32:42.430
you do too. So Aiden, why don't you kick us off?

01:32:42.630 --> 01:32:48.670
The best horror movies. Tied for 10th place.

01:32:49.529 --> 01:32:54.189
I have Paranormal Activity 2. and three. Oh,

01:32:54.350 --> 01:32:58.270
all right. Yeah, I tied the sequels for 10th

01:32:58.270 --> 01:33:00.489
place, and I've done the same thing, or similar,

01:33:00.890 --> 01:33:06.189
for 9th place. Smile, one and two. The movie

01:33:06.189 --> 01:33:09.109
would have been a lot higher, and I know it's,

01:33:09.130 --> 01:33:12.409
in some ideas, it's maybe unideal to even be

01:33:12.409 --> 01:33:17.670
on this list because of how... Weird the endings

01:33:17.670 --> 01:33:20.869
were in both movies. Yep had like endings that

01:33:20.869 --> 01:33:24.130
were just like what really? But I love the movie.

01:33:24.130 --> 01:33:26.289
It's like do you cut out the last ten minutes

01:33:26.289 --> 01:33:28.710
and let your imagination play it out? It's a

01:33:28.710 --> 01:33:31.649
great movie. Mm -hmm good scares number eight.

01:33:32.210 --> 01:33:36.590
I really enjoyed hereditary. It was just brutal

01:33:36.590 --> 01:33:42.170
and creepy Number seven the conjuring. I love

01:33:42.170 --> 01:33:45.449
the conjuring movies. Very excellent number six

01:33:45.560 --> 01:33:50.020
Insidious Red Door. The first one I thought was

01:33:50.020 --> 01:33:53.539
good, not great. A couple of the sequels were

01:33:53.539 --> 01:33:57.420
just mid, they were fine, but Red Door I really,

01:33:57.420 --> 01:34:00.460
really liked. Number five, Paranormal Activity.

01:34:01.460 --> 01:34:04.840
Gotta put the originale on there. Number four,

01:34:05.079 --> 01:34:08.619
Barbarian. Really liked that movie. If you haven't

01:34:08.619 --> 01:34:11.539
seen it, highly recommend. Number three, The

01:34:11.539 --> 01:34:14.739
Autopsy of Jane Doe. I thought was excellent.

01:34:15.670 --> 01:34:18.390
And number two, one of the movies we watched

01:34:18.390 --> 01:34:20.829
last night, but I know we watched it many, many

01:34:20.829 --> 01:34:25.350
years ago, Sinister. I thought it was phenomenal.

01:34:25.609 --> 01:34:26.970
Yeah, I forgot about that one. The sequel was

01:34:26.970 --> 01:34:28.989
pretty good too. I know it had mixed reviews,

01:34:29.229 --> 01:34:32.149
but I liked the sequel also, but Sinister 1 is

01:34:32.149 --> 01:34:34.010
fantastic. The original one is good, that's true.

01:34:34.170 --> 01:34:37.069
Yeah, I miss that one. That's a good one. I too

01:34:37.069 --> 01:34:42.270
had a tie at 10. The original Omen, because kids

01:34:42.270 --> 01:34:45.199
are just creepy. Yeah, that's that's true. They're

01:34:45.199 --> 01:34:48.279
just creepy and you know when that kid is there

01:34:48.279 --> 01:34:50.779
and he just always has this this look on his

01:34:50.779 --> 01:34:54.960
face just pure evil Yeah, and the kids like just

01:34:54.960 --> 01:34:57.899
out there on the playground and there's all the

01:34:57.899 --> 01:34:59.939
kids and stuff and then none comes out steps

01:34:59.939 --> 01:35:03.840
out on that third floor balcony or whatever and

01:35:03.840 --> 01:35:06.600
just goes I'm doing this for you Damien and just

01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:09.720
jumps out the window and hangs herself that is

01:35:09.720 --> 01:35:14.479
Crazy, it's crazy So, Paranormal Activity was

01:35:14.479 --> 01:35:18.359
also tied for 10. Number 9, The Exorcist. Oh

01:35:18.359 --> 01:35:20.539
yeah. Now, most people would have it in their

01:35:20.539 --> 01:35:24.039
top 5, if not their top 3. The only reason I

01:35:24.039 --> 01:35:27.220
have mine down my top 10 list a little bit, and

01:35:27.220 --> 01:35:30.100
it's being picky, is that I just don't think

01:35:30.100 --> 01:35:32.319
it ages well. Like some of the stuff that would

01:35:32.319 --> 01:35:34.279
have been creepy back in the late 70s, early

01:35:34.279 --> 01:35:38.640
80s, now is almost comical. Sure. So I think

01:35:38.640 --> 01:35:41.689
it loses a little bit there, for sure. Number

01:35:41.689 --> 01:35:45.329
eight insidious. There you go. Yeah number seven

01:35:45.329 --> 01:35:47.569
Blair Witch project when I saw that in the theater

01:35:47.569 --> 01:35:50.760
Because I got the thing with the woods Oh yeah,

01:35:50.960 --> 01:35:52.479
we just talked about that too. It's terrifying

01:35:52.479 --> 01:35:54.899
because you're just afraid of what you don't

01:35:54.899 --> 01:35:57.779
know or you don't see. Right. And your anxiety

01:35:57.779 --> 01:35:59.560
just builds throughout the movie. So I thought

01:35:59.560 --> 01:36:01.479
they did a really good job with that. Number

01:36:01.479 --> 01:36:04.880
six, OG Nightmare on Elm Street. Oh sure. Got

01:36:04.880 --> 01:36:07.180
to put Freddy Krueger up there for sure. As a

01:36:07.180 --> 01:36:08.819
matter of fact, I just watched it the other night.

01:36:09.380 --> 01:36:11.579
Once again, that one has its cheesy elements,

01:36:11.840 --> 01:36:14.319
but I think that's part of its charm. Yeah, for

01:36:14.319 --> 01:36:17.979
sure. Number five, The Right. I just watched

01:36:17.979 --> 01:36:21.199
that the other night. Anything with demons and

01:36:21.199 --> 01:36:25.819
exorcisms and just take my money. Number four,

01:36:26.000 --> 01:36:30.199
the original Friday the 13th. I have a childhood

01:36:30.199 --> 01:36:33.180
situation. Involving that movie and a very mean

01:36:33.180 --> 01:36:38.500
father That's right. That's a fun story. It just

01:36:38.500 --> 01:36:41.359
it goats that movie. Yeah for sure. It just adds

01:36:41.359 --> 01:36:44.560
to the lure Number three the conjuring. I like

01:36:44.560 --> 01:36:46.840
the whole series, but that first one is epic

01:36:46.840 --> 01:36:50.239
It's fantastic for sure and number two the shining.

01:36:50.239 --> 01:36:54.779
Oh Jack Nicholson That one is it's creepy and

01:36:54.779 --> 01:36:58.939
it just builds over time and you just kind of

01:36:59.100 --> 01:37:05.359
You just you delve into Jek's life and in this

01:37:05.359 --> 01:37:10.000
hotel Trapped by winter right and you can't leave

01:37:10.000 --> 01:37:13.579
And he's he's not only lost in the evil that

01:37:13.579 --> 01:37:15.800
is in this place But kind of in his own head

01:37:15.800 --> 01:37:18.039
as well. So you kind of go on this journey with

01:37:18.039 --> 01:37:19.760
him I thought they did a great job as really

01:37:19.760 --> 01:37:22.060
good. Hmm. It's a good list I guess it kind of

01:37:22.060 --> 01:37:25.039
shows our well, I guess it shows my inexperience

01:37:25.039 --> 01:37:28.489
with the classics but it shows our genre differences

01:37:28.489 --> 01:37:32.029
too, or sub -genre. Oh, for sure. Versus like

01:37:32.029 --> 01:37:36.890
the Catholic Church versus like the supernatural

01:37:36.890 --> 01:37:41.369
kind of craziness. Oh, for sure. My number one.

01:37:41.850 --> 01:37:44.310
Also, I don't think I have any movie on here

01:37:44.310 --> 01:37:47.890
from the 20th century, which I guess is a shame.

01:37:48.909 --> 01:37:51.670
I definitely should have done more watching of

01:37:51.670 --> 01:37:54.920
the classics. But yeah, all of these are from

01:37:54.920 --> 01:37:57.279
the 21st century So of course if you haven't

01:37:57.279 --> 01:37:58.979
seen any of these on our list go and check them

01:37:58.979 --> 01:38:02.560
out for sure number one For sure has to be talk

01:38:02.560 --> 01:38:06.819
to me What oh? That's that Australian one. Yes.

01:38:07.180 --> 01:38:08.960
Yep. That is a good one all these make great

01:38:08.960 --> 01:38:12.640
horror movies Yeah, and what is that a 24? I

01:38:12.640 --> 01:38:16.979
believe 24. Yep. What a what a fun studio Yeah,

01:38:17.079 --> 01:38:22.579
talk to me is great really really great The story

01:38:22.579 --> 01:38:26.920
itself is thrilling and the scares are great.

01:38:27.800 --> 01:38:29.979
Kind of has its brutal moments too, which is

01:38:29.979 --> 01:38:33.720
fun. But yeah, I love that. Definitely my favorite

01:38:33.720 --> 01:38:39.560
horror movie as of late. Yeah. God, I would agree.

01:38:39.779 --> 01:38:43.359
I probably would have had it on my list somewhere,

01:38:43.560 --> 01:38:47.500
for sure, even honorable mention. It is really

01:38:47.500 --> 01:38:52.569
good. I enjoyed it. just the originality of the

01:38:52.569 --> 01:38:55.510
concept of that movie. Right. I really liked

01:38:55.510 --> 01:38:59.609
this one. And I like even though it's number

01:38:59.609 --> 01:39:02.850
one and I have some real bangers behind it, nothing

01:39:02.850 --> 01:39:05.369
comes close to this movie for me. The original

01:39:05.369 --> 01:39:08.489
Halloween. Oh, yeah. Jamie Lee Curtis. They did

01:39:08.489 --> 01:39:11.409
this on a bumblegum budget, man. They had nothing.

01:39:11.949 --> 01:39:16.869
But the score is great. And the fact that you

01:39:16.869 --> 01:39:22.069
have this villain is evil. was a child at the

01:39:22.069 --> 01:39:23.789
beginning but then Michael Myers of course yeah

01:39:23.789 --> 01:39:28.130
and he doesn't utter a word and he doesn't have

01:39:28.130 --> 01:39:33.909
to uh he is is evil incarnate uh and uh the the

01:39:33.909 --> 01:39:37.069
guy that plays the the doctor who comes out is

01:39:37.069 --> 01:39:40.930
great uh and Jamie Lee Curtis is great and and

01:39:40.930 --> 01:39:43.869
it's just it's it's a bloodbath without getting

01:39:43.869 --> 01:39:47.979
overly gory yeah which i really enjoyed And it

01:39:47.979 --> 01:39:50.520
was once again just about what you can and can't

01:39:50.520 --> 01:39:54.060
see people going into the dark You know people

01:39:54.060 --> 01:39:57.439
just being like hey hello. Is anyone out there?

01:39:57.760 --> 01:40:00.699
Yeah, and just like just the buildup and you're

01:40:00.699 --> 01:40:02.859
like oh, man This chick's gonna get whacked right

01:40:02.859 --> 01:40:05.000
is it gonna happen? It's good for jump scares

01:40:05.000 --> 01:40:07.420
like the first time I saw it. Maybe ten good

01:40:07.420 --> 01:40:10.720
jump scares. Yeah So yeah, it's classic number

01:40:10.720 --> 01:40:13.619
one baby righteous. I definitely appreciate that

01:40:13.619 --> 01:40:18.520
no doubt now Did you happen to go down, said

01:40:18.520 --> 01:40:20.600
Reddit rabbit hole this week? I did a little

01:40:20.600 --> 01:40:24.079
bit. Okay. I had a suggestion. Okay. As to what

01:40:24.079 --> 01:40:31.619
to research, and that is a comet known as 3I

01:40:31.619 --> 01:40:34.420
Atlas. And shout out to Carlos who gave us this

01:40:34.420 --> 01:40:38.380
suggestion. My boy Carlos. Looking into 3I Atlas,

01:40:38.640 --> 01:40:41.399
which from a scientific standpoint, hey, it's

01:40:41.399 --> 01:40:44.170
a pretty cool comet, but... There's some lore,

01:40:44.470 --> 01:40:47.970
there's some weird takes on it, which I can always

01:40:47.970 --> 01:40:50.189
appreciate, especially people just having fun

01:40:50.189 --> 01:40:52.989
with it. Oh, for sure. I know there's always

01:40:52.989 --> 01:40:55.170
grifters out there looking to make a dollar on

01:40:55.170 --> 01:40:58.550
anything crazy. Oh, no doubt. I always shame,

01:40:58.590 --> 01:41:01.869
but I will never yuck someone's yum just for

01:41:01.869 --> 01:41:06.909
having a little fun. Bars. So yeah, Comet I3

01:41:06.909 --> 01:41:11.010
Atlas is the third known object from outside

01:41:11.010 --> 01:41:14.399
our solar system. To be discovered passing through

01:41:14.399 --> 01:41:19.039
our celestial neighborhood as as NASA puts it

01:41:19.039 --> 01:41:21.180
which is actually how it got its name because

01:41:21.180 --> 01:41:25.439
atlas is the one that saw it and 3 the third

01:41:25.439 --> 01:41:29.460
I Interstellar that's how it's got it its name

01:41:29.460 --> 01:41:33.680
so 3i atlas is a comet of course astrometers

01:41:33.680 --> 01:41:36.079
categorize this object as interstellar because

01:41:36.079 --> 01:41:40.060
of the hyperbolic shape of its orbital path It

01:41:40.060 --> 01:41:42.939
does not follow a closed orbital path about the

01:41:42.939 --> 01:41:50.479
Sun When the orbit of 3i is traced into the past

01:41:50.479 --> 01:41:53.220
the comet clearly originates from outside our

01:41:53.220 --> 01:41:57.079
solar system It poses no threat to earth, which

01:41:57.079 --> 01:41:59.300
I know people were kind of scared of when it

01:41:59.300 --> 01:42:02.319
was first discovered many months ago I believe

01:42:02.319 --> 01:42:05.640
it was discovered in these this summer of 2025

01:42:05.640 --> 01:42:10.420
Yeah, it's it's not coming in with like about

01:42:10.420 --> 01:42:14.840
200 million miles away. So that's 1 .8 astronomical

01:42:14.840 --> 01:42:18.779
units for anyone counting. Okay. And an astronomical

01:42:18.779 --> 01:42:21.760
unit, I believe, is the average distance from

01:42:21.760 --> 01:42:23.840
the Earth to the Sun. So it's just a different

01:42:23.840 --> 01:42:26.659
way to measure things that isn't a light year

01:42:26.659 --> 01:42:30.560
or a mile. It's kind of in between. So about

01:42:30.560 --> 01:42:34.399
two times as far away from the Sun is the closest

01:42:34.399 --> 01:42:37.350
it will approach. the Earth and has approached

01:42:37.350 --> 01:42:42.789
the Earth, which was October 30th, being the

01:42:42.789 --> 01:42:46.409
closest it ever came to the planet, at a distance

01:42:46.409 --> 01:42:50.270
of about one and a half AU, astronomical units.

01:42:53.170 --> 01:42:55.670
The images that you can find online, of course,

01:42:55.789 --> 01:42:58.729
very cool, very neat to have an interstellar

01:42:58.729 --> 01:43:04.170
comet just zooming on by, kind of fun. Came from

01:43:04.170 --> 01:43:06.710
Hubble, of course, and there's pictures from

01:43:06.710 --> 01:43:11.229
the James Webb telescope and the very large telescope,

01:43:11.229 --> 01:43:14.350
which I always found a strange name. It's just

01:43:14.350 --> 01:43:16.989
a description. It's not really a name of something.

01:43:17.369 --> 01:43:21.229
Got it. Observations have shown it emitting cyanide

01:43:21.229 --> 01:43:25.770
gas and atomic nickel vapor at concentrations

01:43:25.770 --> 01:43:29.449
similar to comets seen within the solar system.

01:43:29.890 --> 01:43:32.300
Oh. Which is kind of an interesting observation

01:43:32.300 --> 01:43:35.819
because Just kind of goes to show that everything

01:43:35.819 --> 01:43:38.439
within the Milky Way is kind of it's all kind

01:43:38.439 --> 01:43:43.039
of similar, right? Yep Now the closest it came

01:43:43.039 --> 01:43:50.399
to the Sun was about 1 .4 AU away so about 130

01:43:50.399 --> 01:43:54.720
million miles The comet itself appears to have

01:43:54.720 --> 01:43:58.380
originated from the Milky Way's thin disk Or

01:43:58.380 --> 01:44:01.979
thick disk, if you will. I like a good thick

01:44:01.979 --> 01:44:05.060
disk. It's estimated the comet itself could be

01:44:05.060 --> 01:44:09.180
at least seven billion years old. Older than

01:44:09.180 --> 01:44:12.640
the solar system is estimated to be. Wow, dude.

01:44:12.640 --> 01:44:15.800
Yeah. Now, there have been some controversies

01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:20.159
about it because of speculation and, you know,

01:44:20.680 --> 01:44:23.420
theories, if you will, hypotheses, conspiracy

01:44:23.420 --> 01:44:29.579
theories, where An astrophysicist, Evi Loeb,

01:44:29.939 --> 01:44:33.479
published a paper speculating it could be an

01:44:33.479 --> 01:44:37.500
extraterrestrial spacecraft, which, of course,

01:44:38.220 --> 01:44:41.319
was believed because it had quote anomalous characteristics,

01:44:41.880 --> 01:44:45.880
such as having a large size, lack of identifiable

01:44:45.880 --> 01:44:50.560
chemicals, and the apparent improbability that

01:44:50.560 --> 01:44:53.479
its trajectory directly aligns with the solar

01:44:53.479 --> 01:44:58.479
system's ecliptic plain which of course oh okay

01:44:58.479 --> 01:45:02.020
i mean that's fun coincidences yeah that is very

01:45:02.020 --> 01:45:05.539
it's it's fun thought experiment you know but

01:45:05.539 --> 01:45:09.659
of course these were shot down by other scientists

01:45:09.659 --> 01:45:12.859
with the quote the overwhelming consensus that

01:45:12.859 --> 01:45:15.579
it is a comet leaves people disappointed with

01:45:15.579 --> 01:45:18.279
the paper and points out it distracts from the

01:45:18.279 --> 01:45:21.819
work of other scientists trying to actually figure

01:45:21.819 --> 01:45:25.819
things out instead of speculating which Fair

01:45:25.819 --> 01:45:28.699
point and I'm usually along the lines of like

01:45:28.699 --> 01:45:30.819
I'm not trying to yuck someone's yum if they're

01:45:30.819 --> 01:45:34.779
having fun with their hypotheses and Making little

01:45:34.779 --> 01:45:38.119
bits who could be aliens. Mm -hmm. But if you're

01:45:38.119 --> 01:45:40.399
a scientist doing that that's a little more like

01:45:40.399 --> 01:45:43.279
you You kind of have the responsibility to be

01:45:43.279 --> 01:45:49.380
more Accurate yeah, then speculation and when

01:45:49.380 --> 01:45:51.340
I was talking about grifters earlier, there were

01:45:51.340 --> 01:45:53.989
a couple YouTube videos I was watching Kind of

01:45:53.989 --> 01:45:56.529
like August time a couple months after all this

01:45:56.529 --> 01:45:58.970
came out where people were looking through all

01:45:58.970 --> 01:46:01.810
the crazy conspiracy Theories and like how people

01:46:01.810 --> 01:46:05.409
were using this to be like, oh, you know I I

01:46:05.409 --> 01:46:07.810
through astral projection have talked to the

01:46:07.810 --> 01:46:11.170
comet itself and it is enlightening me Anyway,

01:46:11.170 --> 01:46:14.869
go buy my course for $500 a month right dude.

01:46:15.069 --> 01:46:18.350
Come on. Come on. It's like yes it is It is actually

01:46:18.350 --> 01:46:22.010
the Buddhist god himself, and it speaks to me

01:46:22.010 --> 01:46:24.350
directly. Oh, to grip. It speaks through me.

01:46:24.550 --> 01:46:28.170
I'm like, ah, come on. It's all fun and games

01:46:28.170 --> 01:46:29.829
until you're trying to scan people out of their

01:46:29.829 --> 01:46:34.609
money. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So it is a comet. I'm

01:46:34.609 --> 01:46:40.649
through the smartest and most knowledgeable scientists

01:46:40.649 --> 01:46:43.659
on the planet, whom I put my trust in yeah it

01:46:43.659 --> 01:46:46.359
is a comet and it is fun you know it's fun to

01:46:46.359 --> 01:46:50.479
think aliens are coming to visit us on a comet

01:46:50.479 --> 01:46:56.159
spitting out gaseous cyanide yeah but uh yeah

01:46:56.159 --> 01:46:59.020
it's a fun comet it's fun it's a fun comet and

01:46:59.020 --> 01:47:01.220
don't give your money to grifters don't do that

01:47:01.220 --> 01:47:04.439
that's 3i Atlas yeah that is that is amazing

01:47:04.439 --> 01:47:08.100
thank you and thank you Carlos for that recommendation

01:47:08.100 --> 01:47:12.090
we love that once again send us your comments,

01:47:13.210 --> 01:47:16.149
DMs, whatever, and you know, we'll make you.

01:47:16.149 --> 01:47:17.989
That's right, you. Go to a mayor. I'll wait.

01:47:18.250 --> 01:47:20.869
No, I won't. Yeah, you. We're gonna make you

01:47:20.869 --> 01:47:23.390
part of the show. At any rate, before we take

01:47:23.390 --> 01:47:26.689
a final break, we were off sleeping. We didn't

01:47:26.689 --> 01:47:29.930
even know it. Oh, no. Yeah, man. So while we

01:47:29.930 --> 01:47:32.699
were sleeping... We clearly missed something

01:47:32.699 --> 01:47:36.039
that Aidan, once again, does his work, finds

01:47:36.039 --> 01:47:38.840
things either in the gaming community, YouTube,

01:47:39.119 --> 01:47:41.359
TV, movies, whatever. Just find something that

01:47:41.359 --> 01:47:43.699
we've been sleeping on. And what did we sleep

01:47:43.699 --> 01:47:47.880
on? I've got movies today inspired by the movies.

01:47:48.420 --> 01:47:50.460
We the horror movies we watched on Halloween.

01:47:50.600 --> 01:47:54.699
Yeah, I have two of them because there is a a

01:47:54.699 --> 01:47:57.500
remake slash reimagining. that I wanted to bring

01:47:57.500 --> 01:47:59.500
up that I don't think a lot of people have watched.

01:48:00.039 --> 01:48:02.640
So the first movie I'm bringing up is Pet Sematary,

01:48:02.699 --> 01:48:05.199
of course. Mentioned that earlier, it is a 1989

01:48:05.199 --> 01:48:07.899
horror movie, I believe based on a Stephen King

01:48:07.899 --> 01:48:11.920
book. Yep. Pet Sematary, where the doctor, Lewis

01:48:11.920 --> 01:48:15.140
Creed, moves a family from, to Maine, rather,

01:48:15.359 --> 01:48:18.699
from Chicago, where he meets the friendly local,

01:48:18.819 --> 01:48:22.119
the charming Judd. After the Creed's cat is accidentally

01:48:22.119 --> 01:48:25.689
killed, Crandall advises Lewis. Crandall being

01:48:25.689 --> 01:48:28.449
Judd Crandall, advises Lewis to bury it in the

01:48:28.449 --> 01:48:30.649
ground near the old pet cemetery. The cat returns

01:48:30.649 --> 01:48:34.590
to life. However, not quite the same cat. No.

01:48:34.729 --> 01:48:37.430
And of course, when Lewis' son Gage, who we mentioned

01:48:37.430 --> 01:48:40.930
during Carpe Diems, dies tragically, Lewis decides

01:48:40.930 --> 01:48:43.529
to bury the boy's body in the same ground despite

01:48:43.529 --> 01:48:48.789
the warnings of Judd and seeing dead people and

01:48:48.789 --> 01:48:51.489
also what happened with the cat. It's a romp

01:48:51.489 --> 01:48:57.369
and a riot. Now... Pet Sematary from 2019. They

01:48:57.369 --> 01:49:00.350
did a remake slash reimagining of it, which I

01:49:00.350 --> 01:49:06.930
found fun. Still good. I enjoyed it, but it's

01:49:06.930 --> 01:49:09.890
different. It has slightly different plot points.

01:49:09.970 --> 01:49:12.970
The ending is different. It's, you know, same

01:49:12.970 --> 01:49:15.590
vibe, slightly different experience. So I would

01:49:15.590 --> 01:49:18.149
actually recommend watching both chronologically,

01:49:18.170 --> 01:49:20.310
you know, get the original vibe, then watch the

01:49:20.310 --> 01:49:24.109
new one and come up with your own. conclusion

01:49:24.109 --> 01:49:25.930
on which one you like more, but I think it is

01:49:25.930 --> 01:49:29.189
a good thing to do is to watch both. The 2019

01:49:29.189 --> 01:49:32.310
Pet Sematary has slightly different plot points.

01:49:32.710 --> 01:49:35.590
They both kind of had mixed reviews, but horror

01:49:35.590 --> 01:49:37.170
movies always get mixed reviews. They always

01:49:37.170 --> 01:49:39.909
do, yeah. They always do. So yes, definitely

01:49:39.909 --> 01:49:42.609
recommend watching both. You can see them, I

01:49:42.609 --> 01:49:44.510
believe, either on Paramount Plus, or of course

01:49:44.510 --> 01:49:46.250
you could go to your local library and borrow

01:49:46.250 --> 01:49:49.239
them. Which I always recommend because God bless

01:49:49.239 --> 01:49:53.560
libraries Yeah, right. So yeah pet cemeteries

01:49:53.560 --> 01:49:58.279
plural pet cemeteries plural. Yep. I were very

01:49:58.279 --> 01:50:02.539
very familiar with The original yes, the new

01:50:02.539 --> 01:50:05.220
one is a good watch. I would say is a good watch

01:50:05.220 --> 01:50:08.119
There's a pet cemetery to which we didn't watch

01:50:08.119 --> 01:50:11.659
and I know nothing about Mmm, okay, then we'll

01:50:11.659 --> 01:50:14.159
leave that one alone. Yeah, I believe it's a

01:50:14.159 --> 01:50:17.659
sequel to the 1980s one It's like, how do you

01:50:17.659 --> 01:50:19.680
sequel that though? It's kind of hard to do.

01:50:19.840 --> 01:50:22.819
Yeah, a bit weird. Yeah, very weird. All right.

01:50:23.079 --> 01:50:27.260
Let's take that final break. When we come back,

01:50:27.739 --> 01:50:31.619
we're going to sample some beer. Actually, cider.

01:50:32.500 --> 01:50:56.069
Or is it? Or is it? Stay tuned. All right, we

01:50:56.069 --> 01:51:02.029
are back to close things out with our beer review.

01:51:02.989 --> 01:51:06.489
The official beer review. Or is it beer review?

01:51:07.029 --> 01:51:10.069
It might be. Here's the fun part. That's why

01:51:10.069 --> 01:51:12.489
I kind of hinted at it a little bit. You said

01:51:12.489 --> 01:51:16.050
could be cider. Here's the fun part. We are drinking

01:51:16.050 --> 01:51:22.810
today reds. Wicked Black Cherry. Now a lot of

01:51:22.810 --> 01:51:27.489
people confuse reds with a cider. Because they

01:51:27.489 --> 01:51:33.649
make cider. This is a fruit beer. So interesting.

01:51:33.850 --> 01:51:38.970
Yes, Red's Apple Ale was its name and then they

01:51:38.970 --> 01:51:41.010
dropped the ale part and just call it Red's Apple

01:51:41.010 --> 01:51:45.210
or in this case Red's Wicked Black Cherry. It's

01:51:45.210 --> 01:51:50.819
a fruit beer. standing at 8 % ABV. Let's go.

01:51:50.859 --> 01:51:52.579
So higher than your average. Now, of course,

01:51:52.619 --> 01:51:55.579
a fruit beer is made with fruit or fruit extracts

01:51:55.579 --> 01:51:58.199
that are added during any portion of the brewing

01:51:58.199 --> 01:52:03.239
process. It's got pretty decent reviews overall.

01:52:03.600 --> 01:52:05.739
This is, of course, out of the Macro Brewery,

01:52:05.880 --> 01:52:08.479
Red's Brewing Company, out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

01:52:09.380 --> 01:52:13.520
Good ol' Midwestern. Wisconsin. And we will be

01:52:13.520 --> 01:52:17.659
ranking it for you. On the untapped app on our

01:52:17.659 --> 01:52:19.500
phones not sponsored but recommended because

01:52:19.500 --> 01:52:22.699
it's free and free is for me On a scale of one

01:52:22.699 --> 01:52:25.539
to five How much we enjoy it we will give you

01:52:25.539 --> 01:52:28.119
tasting notes and of course let us know in the

01:52:28.119 --> 01:52:31.100
comments what you are enjoying today That sounds

01:52:31.100 --> 01:52:34.859
fantastic. So here we go. We got here we go Reds

01:52:34.859 --> 01:52:39.539
wicked black cherry slantcha slantcha. Oh my

01:52:39.539 --> 01:52:45.569
Wow, that is very pleasant I can't It's like

01:52:45.569 --> 01:52:47.510
the commercial from like back. I think it was

01:52:47.510 --> 01:52:49.829
in the 1990s. I can't believe it's not butter

01:52:49.829 --> 01:52:53.449
I can't believe this is beer. This is really

01:52:53.449 --> 01:52:57.470
good. Yeah, and if you like cherry It's pretty

01:52:57.470 --> 01:53:00.710
it's pretty spot -on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah apple

01:53:00.710 --> 01:53:05.550
notes black cherry notes Mm -hmm. That is really

01:53:05.550 --> 01:53:09.390
tasty and it's dangerous. You could tell me this

01:53:09.390 --> 01:53:15.100
is a fruit juice seltzer Yeah For sure. The fact

01:53:15.100 --> 01:53:17.460
that it's 8 % alcohol in there is crazy because

01:53:17.460 --> 01:53:20.140
I couldn't tell you if there is any at all. No.

01:53:20.479 --> 01:53:24.420
That is, this is sneaky. This is very, very,

01:53:24.420 --> 01:53:28.100
very sneaky. Very sneaky, very dangerous. Wow.

01:53:28.340 --> 01:53:32.300
That is remarkable. It really is. It is a little

01:53:32.300 --> 01:53:35.000
deserty. It's got some pretty strong sweetness

01:53:35.000 --> 01:53:38.180
to it. But man, is that so good. I think it's

01:53:38.180 --> 01:53:40.239
ideal for the fall, though. It is. I mean, just

01:53:40.239 --> 01:53:42.159
with the cherry and the apple. Yeah. And, like,

01:53:42.319 --> 01:53:45.659
it really, it's just, it's spot on. But I do

01:53:45.659 --> 01:53:48.199
agree with that, too. It's kind of like, like,

01:53:48.260 --> 01:53:50.060
for example, you go out for a meal with your

01:53:50.060 --> 01:53:51.399
friends or whatever, and you're kind of doing

01:53:51.399 --> 01:53:55.260
that thing. Like, to have this paired with something

01:53:55.260 --> 01:53:57.859
that's a little bit on the sweet end, you know,

01:53:57.859 --> 01:54:00.939
an apple turnover or, who knows, a cherry tart,

01:54:01.119 --> 01:54:03.659
something or other, like, it would work. Yes.

01:54:03.659 --> 01:54:06.000
It would definitely work. I totally agree. And

01:54:06.000 --> 01:54:08.479
like what's left on your palate is just fruity.

01:54:08.800 --> 01:54:12.180
It's just like there's no beer, alcohol, like

01:54:12.180 --> 01:54:15.199
you don't get really any of that. I would agree.

01:54:15.739 --> 01:54:20.079
It is really, really smooth and it's just lightly

01:54:20.079 --> 01:54:23.779
carbonated. Just a touch in there. Yeah. Wow.

01:54:23.840 --> 01:54:26.960
That is phenomenal. I really like I am surprised.

01:54:27.199 --> 01:54:30.689
I'll be honest. I am I am. Really surprised we've

01:54:30.689 --> 01:54:34.029
tried a couple different ciders wicked grove.

01:54:34.210 --> 01:54:36.670
Maybe we've tried some angry orchard before yeah,

01:54:36.930 --> 01:54:40.050
and This for not being a cider for being a fruit

01:54:40.050 --> 01:54:42.930
beer is really fantastic, but it's definitely

01:54:42.930 --> 01:54:45.810
in the same vein It definitely just screams apple

01:54:45.810 --> 01:54:48.909
and black cherry. Yes. There's there is nothing

01:54:48.909 --> 01:54:54.449
beery about this No at all. Mm -hmm Wow and like

01:54:54.449 --> 01:54:59.039
another point too sometimes with Like the the

01:54:59.039 --> 01:55:04.079
higher ABV fruity kind of drinks like the Maybe

01:55:04.079 --> 01:55:08.000
the the Seagram's drinks or the four locos or

01:55:08.000 --> 01:55:10.819
things of that nature They can sometimes have

01:55:10.819 --> 01:55:13.439
an aftertaste. That's like garbage II. Yeah,

01:55:13.460 --> 01:55:18.720
and and just funky and off This is so clean.

01:55:18.920 --> 01:55:23.680
It really is so clean surprisingly clean. I Am

01:55:23.680 --> 01:55:26.039
so impressed. Yeah, I'm not even a lie. I am

01:55:26.039 --> 01:55:29.340
so impressed by this Yeah, it's gonna get a that's

01:55:29.340 --> 01:55:31.859
reaching into the elite tier for me that that

01:55:31.859 --> 01:55:37.579
is getting a 4 .0 out of 5 I Did 4 .5 four and

01:55:37.579 --> 01:55:39.979
a half that is that is high. That's four and

01:55:39.979 --> 01:55:43.239
a half. It is good It's earned it. But if you

01:55:43.239 --> 01:55:46.979
like apple cherry, you know things that are fruity,

01:55:47.100 --> 01:55:51.640
but not overly fruity Clean on the palate refreshing.

01:55:51.739 --> 01:55:54.680
Yeah, because these are these are very cold and

01:55:54.680 --> 01:55:58.819
so like that helps too. Yes Excellent. Just excellent.

01:55:59.239 --> 01:56:01.800
One of the best things I've put in my mouth in

01:56:01.800 --> 01:56:04.979
a while. Yeah. Yeah, like literally no notes.

01:56:06.859 --> 01:56:10.100
Sometimes I just get a little too sensitive to...

01:56:10.039 --> 01:56:12.699
Like sweetness and sugars where sometimes it

01:56:12.699 --> 01:56:14.439
can just become a little cloying on the palate

01:56:14.439 --> 01:56:16.939
sure I think if they had just toned it down a

01:56:16.939 --> 01:56:20.819
touch maybe maybe went a touch tart cherry or

01:56:20.819 --> 01:56:23.800
Granny Smith esque it could have gotten a higher

01:56:23.800 --> 01:56:26.539
score for me But the fact that it is as sweet

01:56:26.539 --> 01:56:29.720
as it is I think is why? It's not like a four

01:56:29.720 --> 01:56:32.939
five or four seven five in my book, but still

01:56:32.939 --> 01:56:35.319
definitely elite tier. This is really wonderful

01:56:35.770 --> 01:56:40.130
I gave it clean, smooth, sweet, and fruity on

01:56:40.130 --> 01:56:47.510
the flavor profile. I went on their cherry, sweet,

01:56:47.649 --> 01:56:50.810
fruity apple. Yeah, definitely agree. I guess

01:56:50.810 --> 01:56:53.750
I could add tart. It's not overly tart, though.

01:56:53.750 --> 01:56:57.449
No, not really. Yeah. Not really. Excellent,

01:56:57.609 --> 01:56:59.829
though. Very excellent. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

01:57:00.649 --> 01:57:03.939
Very, very good. Good job, Reds. Yeah. And I

01:57:03.939 --> 01:57:08.340
believe you can find these at, uh, like C stores

01:57:08.340 --> 01:57:11.340
and liquor stores. I'm not sure many bars carry

01:57:11.340 --> 01:57:13.840
them, which I think is a shame because I think

01:57:13.840 --> 01:57:16.640
they'd kind of pop off. I think they would. Yeah.

01:57:17.039 --> 01:57:21.439
Especially in, in today's age where like carbless

01:57:21.439 --> 01:57:24.640
and high noon's and mixed drinks as a whole are.

01:57:24.859 --> 01:57:28.180
kind of the staple of those who don't just like

01:57:28.180 --> 01:57:32.279
their old styles and PBRs. Right. This would

01:57:32.279 --> 01:57:34.800
definitely fit in with that first category. Oh,

01:57:34.800 --> 01:57:38.420
for sure. Yeah. If I had a bar and there was

01:57:38.420 --> 01:57:40.880
a bar where I moved a lot of seltzer and things

01:57:40.880 --> 01:57:43.340
like that, I would have these for sure. Yeah.

01:57:43.380 --> 01:57:46.779
They have the black cherry and you can get just

01:57:46.779 --> 01:57:49.720
the straight apple. Yeah. Yeah. I think the biggest

01:57:49.720 --> 01:57:52.460
turnoff for people maybe just be the sugar content.

01:57:52.670 --> 01:57:55.270
Could be because beers themselves don't have

01:57:55.270 --> 01:58:00.350
to list Nutrient information or have nutritional

01:58:00.350 --> 01:58:04.369
facts I believe by law they're not required to

01:58:04.369 --> 01:58:09.130
but Yeah, twelve point three grams of carbs per

01:58:09.130 --> 01:58:11.869
serving size, but the serving size is five fluid

01:58:11.869 --> 01:58:14.850
ounces So that's that's essentially a glass of

01:58:14.850 --> 01:58:18.050
wine size you correct which it is the ABV of

01:58:18.050 --> 01:58:20.449
some wines So I can't blame them. Oh for sure.

01:58:20.510 --> 01:58:24.149
Yeah No doubt. Definitely tasty. Well done. I

01:58:24.149 --> 01:58:27.630
highly recommend RID's Wicked Black Cherry. Not

01:58:27.630 --> 01:58:29.829
sponsored. Highly recommended. Highly recommended.

01:58:29.930 --> 01:58:31.909
Maybe down the road we'll try the Apple. See

01:58:31.909 --> 01:58:34.710
how that plays out. Yeah. But very good. Very

01:58:34.710 --> 01:58:37.050
good. And that pretty much wraps us up, man.

01:58:37.050 --> 01:58:40.750
Yeah. For this week. Aidan, thank you very much

01:58:40.750 --> 01:58:44.390
for all you do. Quick final plug. Any of your

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