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Hello everybody and welcome to season 4 episode

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3 of the Mark Mo Show. Today's show is titled

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Bring in the Clowns. And interestingly enough,

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we're not talking about politics, although we

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could be. Hurry, with your red nose. Stupid.

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Welcome to Congress. Not that we work. Right,

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exactly. So anyway, how you doing, everybody?

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I am your host, Mark Maloney. And you can find

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us on podcast platforms, all of them actually,

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YouTube. And I'd like to introduce my co -host,

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producer. All around super good dude, Aidan Maloney.

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How are you, man? Ah, a bit under the weather.

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Not quite 100%. I'm hoping my voice holds up

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for these 90 or so minutes that we are live with

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you lovely listeners. But, you know, it's just

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one of those things. Changing of the seasons.

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We're kind of into fall now, for sure. Here in

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the next week or so. We're going to fall back

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an hour, extra hour of sleep. It's going to be

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beautiful. Yes. Very excited for that. Monday,

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which is the only Monday I'm excited for. I guess

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except for the Mondays we get off, like Labor

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Day, Memorial Day. Yeah, that's about right.

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Those are the three Mondays, Labor Day, Memorial

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Day, and the Sunday where you get an extra hour

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of sleep. Yeah, right. That's pretty much it.

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That is about it. It is the changing of the seasons

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and colds and flus are going around, so whatever

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this bug is, it's not bad yet. I'm hoping it

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stays that way. But it's definitely affecting

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my voice and just little aches and pains. Which

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is less than pleasant. But it is good to be on

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air. Off air? On air? It's good to be on podcasts.

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There you go. I like that. On this beautiful

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Saturday. That's all radio talk there for ya?

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Yeah. Old habits die hard. They certainly do.

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At any rate, yeah, I'm quite sore myself. I started

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this new gig. He's a gigging man. Yeah, maybe

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that's just the way things are going to roll.

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But at any rate, yeah, I was not prepared. And

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not to say that I'm unprepared for various jobs

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and things. That's not quite the way I was going.

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I was not physically prepared for what was to

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come. It's a highly physical type of position.

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There's only so much caffeine you can cram into

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one into one circulatory system. Oh, yeah. And

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it's just it's a lot. And, you know, that first

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day I'm weak in the knees and and we have to

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move these couches out of this area we're going

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to be doing work. And they're old. So it's like,

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oh, we're going to pitch them, throw in the box

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truck. Cool. We can do that. And I had this one

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guy with me strong as heck. Thank God. And we

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had to take this convoluted route. to put these

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things in the box truck because she didn't want

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us going across her front yard because there's

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a septic tank. Why would that? Bro, it's buried.

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What are you worried about? What are we worried

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about? I agree. You're going to drop the couch

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through five feet of soil. I just know it. That's

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it. Yeah. Okay, ma 'am. At any rate, we had to

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move these things through the back portion of

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the home uphill. Two of the three couches are

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sofa beds. Classy. I just like, we'd go 10 feet.

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I'm like, I gotta stop. Go 15 feet? Yep, gotta

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stop. I'm just like, I'm sorry, dude. I'm like,

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it's just, you know, my legs are sitting there

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buckling. I don't know if I have full -on carpal

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tunnel. I have one bad wrist, because I hit my

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hand on something stupid a couple years ago.

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So I really kind of jacked that wrist up quite

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a bit. That's the throwing hand, too. And that's

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the throwing hand. By the way, I can still throw

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50. At any rate, that kind of screwed that up

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a little bit. But now the left one is the same

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way, so I have these braces on my hands and my

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wrists. Like I'd pick it up and we'd start moving

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a few bit and you know a few feet and all of

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a sudden It's like boom boom both of them just

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like screaming. I'm like us. It's not gonna be

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good You know so we had like had to keep stopping

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and then finally there was one couch that didn't

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have the sofa bed dude literally put it on his

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back and I was like whoa damn like that is impressive

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my man built different He's built different like

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it looks like he lives in the gym Good for him.

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Good for you. Yeah, I've had a desk job for 25

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years. Yeah. This is a bit of an adjustment.

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Even lifting kegs and cases at my job, I still

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look like a regular dude. Yeah. It takes real

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chops and dedication to actually get a physique

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like that. Oh, it really does. It really does.

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So it's just like, there are just things. that

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I can't lift, or it's just I can carry them for

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shorter distances. Like if we were taking it

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out of a garage and into the truck, could have

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done that. You know, flat surface could have

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gone further with it, I'm sure, but it just beat

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my ass. Like it got bruises on both arms. It's

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just, it's insane. And then, you know, then just

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like various other jobs and things like that

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that are just kind of highly physical. And so

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it just whooped my ass this week. Absolutely

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crushed it. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm, even today I'm

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feeling it. That's honestly how I felt my first

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week. Where I currently work, I started on second

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shift in the warehouse. I was picking and building

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pallets and everything like that. And that was

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coming from a retail job at a bakery. Yeah. So

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I was not physically fit. just a skinny dude,

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maybe a little bit too much doughnut weight on

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me, but we were selling doughnuts, so that's

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what I ate. That's right, correct. And that first

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week of warehouse work, same exact thing, it

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kicked my ass, I'm like, holy fuck, I'm out of

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shape. Oh yeah. My god. Yeah, it gets you, it

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gets you pretty good, especially when you've

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been doing desk stuff for a while. That transition.

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Is a bit of a transition and just that first

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day having to move those heavy couches like one

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of my friends was like Well, they certainly three

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into that deep end first day. I'm like, yeah,

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you know, it's like it was it was just not prepared

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and my body hated me later For certain but at

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any rate, hey, I got some work and I'll have

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some money coming in. So I'm not Not gonna complain

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that much. So we like to hear yeah where we're

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just gonna we're as they say in the biz We're

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just gonna roll with it Gotta let him cook. Gotta

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let him cook, that's right. Anyway, once again

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I want to talk about Aiden. He's got his own

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YouTube gaming channel called Aiden Spelled the

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Right Way. He has PC gaming content like GeoGuessr

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and PolyBridge, Observation Duty, and more each

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and every week. Lately he's been doing a bunch

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of these horror games, which because of this

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new job I'm a little bit behind in watching,

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but they're really great. and I'll let Aidan

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talk more about it. Yeah, it is a fantastic time

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of year for horror games, horror movies, all

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of the horror wonderness, because it's spooky

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season. Halloween is coming up here soon, very

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excited. Of course, your birthday is coming up

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here soon as they fall a couple days apart from

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each other. My birthday? Yeah. You. Turning the

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big 4 -0. Yes, 40. I am 40. Ladies, I'm 40. So

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it's been really fantastic. I love horror games.

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Like getting scared is something that I haven't

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had happen a lot recently watching horror movies.

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There's like suspenseful parts and sometimes

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they'll get a jump scare in there and I'm like,

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hi, you got me. But there's something more immersive

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about playing a horror video game where like

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I'm the main character. I'm the guy. doing the

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stuff and I'm getting scared. It's much more

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immersive in my opinion and being able to share

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that on YouTube where people can either A. get

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scared with me or B. clown on me because I got

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scared. Either way, super fun. So yeah, check

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me out if you're into that kind of stuff. And

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of course, once spooky season is over, there

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will still be horror games, but you'll also get

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some regularly scheduled content, PolyBridge

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and other kind of less spooky games. Most definitely.

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And we also have kind of a collab that we do.

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Obviously we'll have to get some new content

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up there soon, but basically it kind of takes

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what we do here on the Mark Mo show, what Aidan

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does on his other end with the gaming channel,

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and we just do a collab. So we do some gaming

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together and we try to pick games. That kind

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of allow us to have that interaction That you

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guys enjoy on the show and just a little bit

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of improv and if we can make you giggle That's

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that's the plan right that is definitely the

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plan, so I'm sure we'll be getting one of those

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up Hopefully soon soon. Hopefully soon. We'll

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get one of those going and Also, you know what

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if you like the content like subscribe share

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all that kind of good stuff And by the way if

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you like alternative rock and Irish punk music.

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Tune into my radio show, After Hours. It's on

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WVLP here in Valparaiso, Indiana. It's Tuesday

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nights at 9 p .m. Central Standard Time and Friday

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afternoon at 4 p .m. Central Standard Time. You

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can find the stream at WVLP .org or on the TuneIn

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app on your handheld device. I also hear you

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can yell at Alexa. I would not recommend that

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you yell at Alexa. These are strange days. And

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we are closer to iRobot than I care to admit.

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Right. So maybe just kindly suggest to Alexa

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that she play. Right. Yeah. We all don't get

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to live the through the plot devices that Will

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Smith has at his expo at his at his right hand.

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So we have to, you know, be a little kinder to

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our AI overlords, because, hey, planet here knows

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everything. And yes. You know, fuck us. Oh, yeah,

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for sure. Now it is spooky season and there is

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not too much that spooks this guy to my left.

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Although we we rather enjoy the horror movie

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genre and everything that goes with the spooky

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season. Yeah. But as far as like internalized

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fears. Right. There's there's something. I'm

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not a fan of these. Aiden it is at the top of

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his list. It's right up there like if the Taliban

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is coming to his left and These are on his right.

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He might go left and take a shot. I'm sprinting

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to the second thought not a second thought I

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know it's the ambiguity the uncanny valley of

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this specific thing Uh -huh. It's not a person

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You can't con - you cannot convince me of that.

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That's not a person. Uh -uh. Hurry! You're a

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weird ass. So, if you haven't figured it out

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yet, we're talking about clowns. I hate clowns.

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Now - It's right up there with like fear of heights

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and claustrophobia. In fact, it might even be

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in that order. Clowns, claustrophobia, then fear

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of heights. Yeah. Those - those are probably

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close on my list too. Yeah. For sure. You got

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the sharks thing though. I got the sharks. Yeah,

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so what which is it right? I mean, it's irrational.

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I live in Valparaiso, Indiana It's not like a

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shark is gonna come get me It's not like it's

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Saturday Night Live from the 70s and Chevy Chase

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is playing land shark. Yeah Special delivery

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and then they open the door and land shark eats

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them So it's not like any of that's gonna happen

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It's not like there's a stray bull shark just

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hanging out in Lake Michigan waiting for me although

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it could be. That's the part of irrational fears.

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They're irrational. They're irrational, exactly.

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But I did live in Florida for a year, and I rarely

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went in very deep, sometimes a little bit past

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my knee, not often. I'm like, this is good enough

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for me. I'm good. You know, oof, what was that?

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And then I'm kind of doing that. The freshwater

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of Lake Michigan beckoned you. Exactly. There's

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no sharks here. There's no sharks here. Come

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in. Yeah, I don't know what it is. But then I

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learned that alligators... who for years have

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been living in brackish water, which is essentially

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a combination of salt and fresh water, which

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you get a lot in South Florida because of the

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natural flow of the rivers and floods and things

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like that. The water over the years has been

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very brackish. Oh, okay. So that means sharks

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are getting used to thriving in brackish water,

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like bull sharks, for example. A lot of times

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they find them way up rivers. because that brackish

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water kind of leaches his way up. As a matter

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of fact, they caught a bull shark right off the

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river in St. Louis once. No kidding. In the Sippy

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River. Yeah, it got pretty far up there. Fascinating.

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I mean, God bless that shark. I would hate to

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end up in St. Louis. Oh, right. I mean, did that

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shark just kind of spin up and kind of go...

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Nah, that's boring. Maybe if I go far enough,

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I'll get to Chicago. I'll get to Chicago. Yeah,

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he wants to go to Chicago, and I mean, who doesn't,

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right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Now, yeah,

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the shark thing is just a thing, and it's just

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something I've had to deal with my whole life.

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Mind you, Jaws is still one of my favorite movies,

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but that goes without saying. But just think

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of serial killers for a minute. And they're terrifying,

00:14:00.809 --> 00:14:03.950
right? You have David Berkowitz, who is the son

00:14:03.950 --> 00:14:09.450
of Sam. You have Unabomber. Oh, who just had

00:14:09.450 --> 00:14:12.029
the Netflix special come out? It was Ed Gein.

00:14:12.309 --> 00:14:14.830
Ed Gein. Ed Gein was a weird dude. He was a weird

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dude. Weird dude. He was a very weird dude. And

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Channing Tatum should get his flowers. Not that

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this movie is stellar, but like his role, what

00:14:23.350 --> 00:14:26.360
he put, like I've never seen him act. that way.

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Yeah. I'm like, man, homie homie did did the

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job. That's the same kind of feeling I got with

00:14:31.700 --> 00:14:34.200
the whole Adam Sandler uncut gems thing is like,

00:14:34.360 --> 00:14:37.399
oh, this dude might kind of low key have range.

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Yes. Like Channing Tatum doesn't always have

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to be like the himbo. Exactly. Yep. And so that

00:14:44.159 --> 00:14:46.580
was really great for him. But the reason I bring

00:14:46.580 --> 00:14:50.039
up the serial killers is by even David Speck,

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you know, killing the nurses in Chicago and doing

00:14:51.799 --> 00:14:53.279
stuff like I mean, there's there's a million

00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:56.889
serial killers we could talk about. But, the

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one that immediately comes to mind, especially

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because it's a Chicago guy, is a guy that dressed

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up as a clown. And that's John Wayne Gacy. Yeah.

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Man, fuck that guy. Twice over. Right. And the

00:15:09.009 --> 00:15:12.250
thing is, he looks like your next door neighbor.

00:15:12.889 --> 00:15:16.279
If you're a Chicagoan, okay? John Wayne Gacy

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looks like every other dude in your neighborhood

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that cheesy beef guy stop area about those bears.

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Yeah, they're really great. Oh Young kid with

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me. Nah. Nah, you didn't see you got a missing

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son. I don't know anything about that I don't

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know anything about that. You might want to check

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down with Jimmy down the street and God bless

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I'm gonna go get a cheesy beef. I'm gonna go

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get a cheesy beef. I'm gonna go get an old -style

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down at the bar in the corner that's just called

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Old Style. So, but that's the most terrifying

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thing is like, okay, and what do you do as a

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hobby? Oh, on weekends I dress up as a clown.

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Yeah, no, that's a no from me, Simon. That is

00:16:00.750 --> 00:16:05.029
very bad, very bad. So he's just like, that right

00:16:05.029 --> 00:16:07.769
there. As a kid, because I was a kid during this

00:16:07.769 --> 00:16:10.769
whole thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, as a kid. That's

00:16:10.769 --> 00:16:12.950
wild. I could have been in his crawl space, man.

00:16:13.990 --> 00:16:15.789
Don't we all want to be. Don't we all want to

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be. I mean, sign me up. Think of the stories

00:16:19.129 --> 00:16:22.330
you could have told. Right. I mean, in my next

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life. Yeah, right. So just think about that,

00:16:27.570 --> 00:16:29.889
though. I know. I don't think I want to. Yeah.

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You're like, actually, I'm done thinking about

00:16:32.470 --> 00:16:34.330
that. It's funny when it's you in the crawl space,

00:16:34.330 --> 00:16:37.620
when it's me. Oh, no. Big cheesy beef dressing

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up as a clown for a party. And the thing is,

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it's like, he doesn't look like Bozo, right?

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It's not that. It's just this poorly painted

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on face, and it's just creepy as hell. The photos

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out there still exist. They exist. They are there.

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There's proof that this dude did that, and it

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is just really bad. I don't know. Here's this.

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I grew up on the south side of Chicago. So even

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though I prefer the Chicago Cubs in cheer form,

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I don't hate the White Sox, I just don't care

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about them. But because a lot of my friends did,

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and their parents always get tickets, you want

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to go to the game. Of course I want to go to

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the game. It's baseball. Yeah, let's go. So I'd

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always go to the game. Now, most teams have mascots,

00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:20.740
right? Cubs. They have whatever his little name

00:17:20.740 --> 00:17:23.740
is. The guy. The guy. But he's a bear. He's a

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cub. You can kind of see what that is. It fits

00:17:28.430 --> 00:17:30.490
the theme. For the White Sox, what are you gonna

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do? Just have, like, a guy walk around carrying

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some Lee's, you know, knee -high socks? Right.

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There's, like, really nothing they can do. So

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for years, they just had these bizarre little

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things. Ribby and rhubarb were, like, these two

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mascots they used to have. And these inhuman,

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fluffy things that used to just wander around.

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You'd say whatever. But they also had another

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mascot. I swear to God this guy was not on the

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mascot roster, he just showed up to games. Andy

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the Clown. Do yourself a favor, unless you're

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terrified of clowns, maybe not. Google Andy the

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Clown White Sox. Check that thing out. Terrifying.

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That's up to you, lovely listeners. Terrifying.

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I'll pass on this task. And I mean, even as I

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get to be an older kid, you know, 10, 11, 12,

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and Andy's making his way through the crowd,

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and I would wait until he'd get ready to go to

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the section. I'd be like, oh yeah, I gotta go

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to the bathroom. Anybody want to coke? Anybody

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need anything? You got someone coming in midway?

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I can pick them up. I'm just ready to bolt. I'm

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like, I will be better. Missing anything? It's

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okay, no problem. And we would just bolt and

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just get the hell out of there. But this is clowns,

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man. But there's people obsessed with the clown

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culture, and I don't know why. I'm not sure I

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understand the obsession of the clown culture.

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So there is this place in Nevada, and there is,

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it's this property. and I'll discuss the entirety

00:19:00.819 --> 00:19:04.640
of the property here in a second, but this flashing

00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:08.160
bull mark key out front, the Clown Motel. No,

00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:13.519
sir, n -n -n -no. Collection of more than 2 ,000

00:19:13.519 --> 00:19:17.720
clown figurines, 2 ,000 from all corners of the

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globe, and started in 1985 with Leona and Leroy

00:19:21.900 --> 00:19:25.809
David. Damn both of you. Build this motel in

00:19:25.809 --> 00:19:28.849
memory of their father, Clarence David, a clown

00:19:28.849 --> 00:19:32.329
lover who left a collection of 150 clowns in

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his home. The David siblings decided to use them

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as the theme and focal point of their motel in

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the memory of their father. Now that on the surface,

00:19:42.809 --> 00:19:45.670
very kind, very sweet. Okay, fine. But it's still

00:19:45.670 --> 00:19:49.420
clowns. Right. Guests come face -to -face with

00:19:49.420 --> 00:19:52.420
thousands of clowns adorning the shelves of the

00:19:52.420 --> 00:19:56.859
motel lobby at check -in. At check -in. At check

00:19:56.859 --> 00:20:01.779
-in. And all 31 rooms feature two to three custom

00:20:01.779 --> 00:20:05.259
clown art pieces. If you're looking for a possible

00:20:05.259 --> 00:20:08.279
otherworldly experience, consider requesting

00:20:08.279 --> 00:20:14.539
a stay in rooms 108, 111, 210, or 214. Spirited

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or not, Any room you book will come complete

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with a TV fridge microwave and AC heat. Whoop

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-de -freaking -doo! Not sponsored, and I don't

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want them to be. No, no. So the Clown Motel is

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situated directly next to the historic Old Tonopah

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Cemetery. where the clowns put their victims

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after you check into the hotel. Exactly. Method

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to their madness. Like, Gacy probably would have

00:20:43.130 --> 00:20:45.930
loved that setup. Right. Think of how much we

00:20:45.930 --> 00:20:49.490
could expedite this. The logistic savings. I

00:20:49.490 --> 00:20:53.240
know, right? Exactly. So this cemetery entombing

00:20:53.240 --> 00:20:56.700
many of the Tonopah's earliest silver mine workers

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who died tragic mining accidents, the Belmont

00:21:00.339 --> 00:21:04.400
mine fire of 1911, along with its obvious clown

00:21:04.400 --> 00:21:07.240
theme, the clown motel has been named America's

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scariest motel due to its proximity to the Tonopah

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cemetery grounds and featured on Travel Channel's

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Ghost Adventures, which I've seen. Listen, big

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dog. My man, it would have been the scariest

00:21:20.519 --> 00:21:23.519
motel with or without the cemetery. There's a

00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:25.519
thousand clowns when you walk in the door. There's

00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:27.180
clowns everywhere. You had the cemetery and the

00:21:27.180 --> 00:21:30.000
hauntings now all of a sudden it's like the universe's

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scariest motel. Uh -huh. There's a reason alien

00:21:32.619 --> 00:21:35.549
haven't visited this place. Yeah, we got the

00:21:35.549 --> 00:21:38.829
clown motel right exactly and and they and you

00:21:38.829 --> 00:21:41.029
know, this is Nevada, right? So that's like the

00:21:41.029 --> 00:21:44.890
it's where they say UFOs visit Area 51 guarantee

00:21:44.890 --> 00:21:47.069
you man. They went over there and they saw that

00:21:47.069 --> 00:21:49.970
they're probably like Let's leave this place

00:21:49.970 --> 00:21:52.890
looks shitty. Hey clog nor do you want to travel

00:21:52.890 --> 00:21:57.950
to earth? No, you've got the clown motel terrified

00:21:57.950 --> 00:22:03.480
and they just bounce I'd rather go to Mars Yes,

00:22:03.539 --> 00:22:09.700
so that is, that is, that is, that is, man. That's

00:22:09.700 --> 00:22:11.640
a no from me, Don. That's a no, that's a no,

00:22:11.680 --> 00:22:15.779
but I've seen that episode and it's pretty, it's

00:22:15.779 --> 00:22:18.900
pretty terrifying. I'm not a huge cemetery fan.

00:22:19.059 --> 00:22:22.599
Well, I'm really not, but I mean, I'm not a cemetery

00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:28.039
fan anyway. Funny story, I learned how to drive

00:22:28.039 --> 00:22:31.079
in a cemetery. It was a local cemetery and my

00:22:31.079 --> 00:22:33.759
mom would take me there. And we would drive through

00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:35.740
the cemetery and she would be, okay, there's

00:22:35.740 --> 00:22:37.240
a stop sign here and then we're gonna make a

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left. So like she created this little course

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and had me drive through it and stuff and do

00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:44.200
parking, parallel parking, whatever. Which is

00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:46.059
kind of brilliant in a way, because there's usually

00:22:46.059 --> 00:22:48.039
- It's smart. It's smart, you get behind the

00:22:48.039 --> 00:22:51.829
wheel, yeah. But like her reasoning when I would

00:22:51.829 --> 00:22:54.430
ask was pretty funny I'd be like so why are we

00:22:54.430 --> 00:22:56.009
going to the cemetery to learn how to drive?

00:22:56.029 --> 00:22:57.490
She's like cuz if you hit anything it's already

00:22:57.490 --> 00:23:01.970
dead Thank you, mom. I appreciate that brain.

00:23:02.170 --> 00:23:04.950
Oh, yeah, that's genius. Oh, yeah, that was a

00:23:04.950 --> 00:23:09.109
confidence booster for sure But anyway, back

00:23:09.109 --> 00:23:12.970
to our favorite hotel. Situated almost exactly

00:23:12.970 --> 00:23:16.089
between Reno and Las Vegas. Which, mind you,

00:23:16.210 --> 00:23:18.710
I've been in between Reno and Las Vegas. There's

00:23:18.710 --> 00:23:23.490
nothing. That is a desolate state. Right, the

00:23:23.490 --> 00:23:27.490
Badlands. It is the Badlands. You'll find the

00:23:27.490 --> 00:23:30.049
Clown Motel on the north end of Tonopah, a desert

00:23:30.049 --> 00:23:33.690
town brimming with mining history and steeped

00:23:33.690 --> 00:23:39.710
in stories. Free Wi -Fi! Woohoo! And complimentary

00:23:39.710 --> 00:23:43.269
lobby coffee are offered at the Clown Motel,

00:23:43.609 --> 00:23:46.650
as are barbecue grills you can use on your patio.

00:23:47.430 --> 00:23:50.549
Pets are welcome. So, yeah, if you got your cat,

00:23:50.690 --> 00:23:52.650
bring your cat. Your cat will probably flip out

00:23:52.650 --> 00:23:57.720
all night long. The place has a habit of booking

00:23:57.720 --> 00:24:01.019
up more often than not, so be sure to secure

00:24:01.019 --> 00:24:02.940
your reservation before you just hit the road.

00:24:03.779 --> 00:24:07.059
Oh great. I'll take that piece of advice. Yeah.

00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:10.180
For a welcoming night's stay paired with a proper

00:24:10.180 --> 00:24:13.700
dose of Weird Nevada, make sure to visit the

00:24:13.700 --> 00:24:16.400
Clown Hotel as part of your next trip. So yeah,

00:24:16.519 --> 00:24:18.940
Weird Nevada is like its own site. Nevada is

00:24:18.940 --> 00:24:21.940
weird. It's got like lots of old mining towns,

00:24:22.220 --> 00:24:24.930
lots of haunts. If you're into the ghost hunting

00:24:24.930 --> 00:24:28.230
kind of thing, bring your equipment, bounce around,

00:24:28.410 --> 00:24:30.470
check some places out. There's a lot going on

00:24:30.470 --> 00:24:35.009
there for sure. But this clown motel, dude? No,

00:24:35.109 --> 00:24:38.970
sir. I'll pass. Well, it's terrifying. And here's

00:24:38.970 --> 00:24:41.809
the thing. And I don't know if I'm alone in this.

00:24:41.910 --> 00:24:44.589
I don't think I am. But when it comes to artwork

00:24:44.589 --> 00:24:49.509
on walls. I swear to God, portraits, I feel like

00:24:49.509 --> 00:24:51.690
they're looking at me. Yeah. No matter where

00:24:51.690 --> 00:24:53.410
I'm at in that room, I'm like, why does it always

00:24:53.410 --> 00:24:55.710
look like the eyes are looking at me? And especially

00:24:55.710 --> 00:24:59.130
with clown pictures, man. It's the worst. No.

00:24:59.430 --> 00:25:01.930
No way. I'm like, wait a minute. Bozo just watched

00:25:01.930 --> 00:25:03.730
me walk across a room. What are we doing here?

00:25:03.769 --> 00:25:06.849
Right. It freaks me out. What a terrible time.

00:25:07.329 --> 00:25:10.990
Oh, yeah. First of all, I'm sure you pay the

00:25:10.990 --> 00:25:13.309
clown motel to be there. They would have to pay

00:25:13.309 --> 00:25:15.309
me to be there, and it would be a large sum.

00:25:15.579 --> 00:25:20.359
Mm -hmm. I'll start with that secondly Even I

00:25:20.359 --> 00:25:22.960
don't understand how people can adore clowns

00:25:22.960 --> 00:25:25.319
like I mean people like weird stuff. That's fine.

00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:28.599
That's great I'm not I'm not shaming obsessions.

00:25:28.599 --> 00:25:32.559
It's more so the fact that it fascinates me from

00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:37.460
a scientific standpoint on how Different things

00:25:37.460 --> 00:25:40.339
scare different people sure because usually with

00:25:40.339 --> 00:25:45.150
the the covering of the face It falls into the

00:25:45.150 --> 00:25:49.289
uncanny valley because of ambiguity, right? And

00:25:49.289 --> 00:25:52.069
that's exactly why clowns terrify me, right?

00:25:52.690 --> 00:25:54.829
But then, like, why do I... Some people like

00:25:54.829 --> 00:25:59.509
that? What do we do? How? Right. How? I don't

00:25:59.509 --> 00:26:01.369
get it. I don't get it either, and it's funny

00:26:01.369 --> 00:26:04.089
you bring that up. Because just the other day,

00:26:05.109 --> 00:26:08.789
I... God, it wasn't TikTok. I must have caught

00:26:08.789 --> 00:26:11.369
it on either Facebook or Instagram. But anyway,

00:26:12.029 --> 00:26:14.410
is this real? And it was from the Maury Povich

00:26:14.410 --> 00:26:16.930
show. And this woman comes out and she's like

00:26:16.930 --> 00:26:20.049
sobbing and she really looks scared. And he's

00:26:20.049 --> 00:26:24.210
talking to her about her irrational fear of olives.

00:26:26.869 --> 00:26:30.769
I kid you not. And this woman's like, and like

00:26:30.769 --> 00:26:33.410
her voice is trembling and she's like sobbing.

00:26:33.650 --> 00:26:36.470
And he's like, well, and he's kind of being a

00:26:36.470 --> 00:26:38.609
smart ass about it. He's like, well, is it just

00:26:38.609 --> 00:26:41.210
the green ones? Or is it the black ones too?

00:26:41.289 --> 00:26:44.490
Like he's asking these probing questions of her

00:26:44.490 --> 00:26:47.710
Firo olives. And then like out of the blue, he

00:26:47.710 --> 00:26:49.730
like asks the question. He's like, oh, well,

00:26:49.829 --> 00:26:51.670
do you don't have to worry about the olives and

00:26:51.670 --> 00:26:54.069
this and that. And he's like, bring out the olives.

00:26:54.509 --> 00:26:56.990
This guy's got this massive jar of olives and

00:26:56.990 --> 00:27:01.609
chicas like this. I can't scream I can't replicate

00:27:01.609 --> 00:27:04.609
the sound that came out of it. It's like It's

00:27:04.609 --> 00:27:08.269
just like this guttural like half yell half like

00:27:08.269 --> 00:27:11.930
she wants to vomit and she just runs Off the

00:27:11.930 --> 00:27:13.950
stage down the hallway at that point. You're

00:27:13.950 --> 00:27:17.769
not a human being your cortisol with legs. That's

00:27:17.769 --> 00:27:22.089
it You're so filled of of adrenaline and cortisol.

00:27:22.089 --> 00:27:26.430
It's like Oh, yeah that she took off and I was

00:27:26.430 --> 00:27:29.369
like laughing so hard and I immediately thought

00:27:29.369 --> 00:27:32.190
of aid and I'm like, yeah I wonder I wonder if

00:27:32.190 --> 00:27:34.990
we like brought a clown out from somewhere Yeah,

00:27:34.990 --> 00:27:38.750
like and if you mix in like Put me in a tiny

00:27:38.750 --> 00:27:41.190
little box with a window on it in closed spaces

00:27:41.190 --> 00:27:43.490
checked off checked off You put me on the top

00:27:43.490 --> 00:27:45.730
of a building Heights checked off checked right

00:27:45.730 --> 00:27:48.029
below me is water I don't like drowning check

00:27:48.029 --> 00:27:50.470
that checked off and a clown is what pushes me

00:27:50.470 --> 00:27:52.799
to my death That would do it. That's the worst.

00:27:53.500 --> 00:27:55.940
That's the worst way to die. I just described

00:27:55.940 --> 00:27:58.480
it to everybody. That's the worst way to die.

00:27:58.859 --> 00:28:00.980
Oh, yeah. You're welcome. Think about that while

00:28:00.980 --> 00:28:03.019
you're going to sleep tonight. Yeah, I am not

00:28:03.019 --> 00:28:06.660
a fan of the heights either. And that's like

00:28:06.660 --> 00:28:10.519
a fear that I have in addition to sharks. And

00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:14.400
I was in Vegas one time. And long story short,

00:28:14.940 --> 00:28:19.250
I got this pass to go to this club, Skybar. It

00:28:19.250 --> 00:28:21.450
lives up to its name. It's in the sky. It's 65

00:28:21.450 --> 00:28:25.690
floors up and Inside it's great. I kept stayed

00:28:25.690 --> 00:28:28.049
inside, but the action wasn't inside there weren't

00:28:28.049 --> 00:28:30.130
very many people inside although I met the bartender

00:28:30.130 --> 00:28:31.650
and she was lovely and gave me free gin and tonic

00:28:31.650 --> 00:28:34.069
so that was great my man, but all that being

00:28:34.069 --> 00:28:36.430
said the party's outside everybody's outside

00:28:36.430 --> 00:28:38.329
It's a gorgeous night, and I'm sitting there

00:28:38.329 --> 00:28:41.130
going. Oh my God If I'm gonna sit here and talk

00:28:41.130 --> 00:28:43.069
to people or talk to pretty girls or whatever

00:28:43.069 --> 00:28:46.809
I'm gonna have to go outside god damn it like

00:28:46.809 --> 00:28:50.410
I'm walking towards the door and my my nether

00:28:50.410 --> 00:28:55.470
regions are tingling and then my gut starts oh

00:28:55.470 --> 00:28:59.470
yeah and I'm like and now my legs are like like

00:28:59.470 --> 00:29:01.890
trembles they're colluding yeah and now they've

00:29:01.890 --> 00:29:03.970
sent a message to my legs and my legs are like

00:29:03.970 --> 00:29:06.410
no we're not gonna move yeah I'm like no let's

00:29:06.410 --> 00:29:08.549
go outside my legs aren't moving I'm like standing

00:29:08.549 --> 00:29:10.549
in the doorway I'm like man I look like an asshole

00:29:10.549 --> 00:29:12.890
right now like I gotta do this so I just start

00:29:12.890 --> 00:29:16.759
moving outside and The guy in the bathroom. Always

00:29:16.759 --> 00:29:18.099
make friends with the guy in the bathroom. Not

00:29:18.099 --> 00:29:21.640
like that. Unless you get down like that. Unless

00:29:21.640 --> 00:29:25.180
you get down like that. What I'm saying is the

00:29:25.180 --> 00:29:27.779
guy in the bathroom, the guy with the towelettes,

00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:30.880
the moist towelettes, and the sprays of cologne,

00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:34.599
and that guy. Well, mine had secret stash of

00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:36.740
Cuban cigars. My man. So I made good friends

00:29:36.740 --> 00:29:38.680
with him. He's giving me stogies on the cheap.

00:29:38.900 --> 00:29:41.259
I'm like, ah, you're my guy. But I have to go

00:29:41.259 --> 00:29:43.119
outside to smoke. So now I'm like, fuck, I really

00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:44.640
have to go outside because I want to smoke this

00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:47.920
Cuban and have a G &T out on 65 floors above

00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:51.460
the strip. Mind you, this just off strip. It's

00:29:51.460 --> 00:29:53.900
nighttime. So you can see the whole strip illuminate.

00:29:54.099 --> 00:29:56.380
It's gorgeous. It's beautiful. You're like, God,

00:29:56.500 --> 00:30:00.440
go outside, Maloney. So I finally did. And like

00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:03.440
all these girls. college age in their 20s and

00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:06.119
they're all like right on the rail like ah yolo

00:30:06.119 --> 00:30:08.660
selfie blah blah and i'm like sitting back here

00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:11.099
i'm like oh my god i'm 20 some odd years older

00:30:11.099 --> 00:30:15.880
than them and i'm terrified like holy shit so

00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:18.900
finally like it kind of died down a little bit

00:30:18.900 --> 00:30:20.440
and i'm like okay i'm gonna walk over i'm gonna

00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:23.380
walk over i'm gonna walk over That's what I'm

00:30:23.380 --> 00:30:25.619
gonna do. I'm gonna look cool as fuck walking

00:30:25.619 --> 00:30:29.200
over here. I'm sure I did not. So I had the stogie

00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:31.839
in my mouth, my gin and tonic, and I walk over

00:30:31.839 --> 00:30:34.839
and I put my hand on the railing. My arm is shaking.

00:30:35.700 --> 00:30:39.269
I'm like, God damn it. I could just hear like

00:30:39.269 --> 00:30:41.869
the scooby -doo sound effects the like bones

00:30:41.869 --> 00:30:45.730
rattling inside your body like Yeah with the

00:30:45.730 --> 00:30:48.230
scary scooby -doo music in the background exactly

00:30:48.230 --> 00:30:50.589
and I'll just sit there and I'm looking whatever

00:30:50.589 --> 00:30:54.789
and then this one woman comes over and She kind

00:30:54.789 --> 00:30:56.630
of looks at me. I'm like, hey, how are you? And

00:30:56.630 --> 00:30:59.750
she's like looking at me and she's like first

00:30:59.750 --> 00:31:02.069
time I'm like, no, I've been terrified lots of

00:31:02.069 --> 00:31:07.630
times So still a little airplane but it got it

00:31:07.630 --> 00:31:11.730
got a giggle out of her anyway but yeah just

00:31:11.730 --> 00:31:13.490
facing your fears but the clowns I don't have

00:31:13.490 --> 00:31:17.150
to face just just no yeah just no I wouldn't

00:31:17.150 --> 00:31:19.910
face them I would run away look if you have kills

00:31:19.910 --> 00:31:23.029
right it kills if you see where my head's at

00:31:23.029 --> 00:31:25.009
they're gonna get her he they're gonna kill you

00:31:25.009 --> 00:31:30.450
but see what I'm saying is like if you have skills

00:31:30.450 --> 00:31:33.730
right you're a funny guy physical comedy you

00:31:33.730 --> 00:31:36.930
like to juggle Great. Do all that. Super cool.

00:31:37.809 --> 00:31:41.230
Just don't wear a stupid costume and paint your

00:31:41.230 --> 00:31:45.710
face and the nose a herky. None of that. Just

00:31:45.710 --> 00:31:49.190
don't do it. You don't have to. Because if I'm

00:31:49.190 --> 00:31:52.509
in a situation, it's dark, and those senses are

00:31:52.509 --> 00:31:54.569
already heightened, and I turn a corner, and

00:31:54.569 --> 00:31:56.529
there you are with your face painted, you're

00:31:56.529 --> 00:32:00.049
going down hard. One of us is going down. One

00:32:00.049 --> 00:32:01.970
of us is going down. You might be the nicest

00:32:01.970 --> 00:32:03.809
guy in the world, but you're about to hit the

00:32:03.809 --> 00:32:05.549
floor, I guarantee it. Yeah, it's just some dude

00:32:05.549 --> 00:32:07.569
named Carl. Just some guy named Carl who's like,

00:32:07.990 --> 00:32:11.309
how? What the heck, man? That wasn't very kind.

00:32:11.369 --> 00:32:15.359
That wasn't very kind. And he presses a little

00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:18.240
flower on his lapel and squirts water at you.

00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:21.660
Take this seltzer. Ah. Yeah. Fuck you, Carl.

00:32:21.900 --> 00:32:26.940
Fuck you, Carl. Carl. I had to do that. Suzu

00:32:26.940 --> 00:32:30.779
said Carl. That kills people. Oh, my god. Any

00:32:30.779 --> 00:32:33.900
rate, if you like clowns, well, first of all,

00:32:33.920 --> 00:32:37.019
you've got something wrong. But if you like clowns,

00:32:37.019 --> 00:32:40.539
go to Nevada to the Clown Motel and maybe stay

00:32:40.539 --> 00:32:43.359
there. I mean, literally stay there. Yeah, don't

00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:45.220
come back. We don't need your kind. We don't

00:32:45.220 --> 00:32:48.920
need your kind. At any rate, we may do one more

00:32:48.920 --> 00:32:53.559
spooky bit before our season is up. But at any

00:32:53.559 --> 00:32:55.759
rate, check it out. Weird Nevada once again is

00:32:55.759 --> 00:32:57.720
a site for all kinds of weird stuff. So if you're

00:32:57.720 --> 00:33:01.049
into that paranormal stuff, and I am. I love

00:33:01.049 --> 00:33:03.730
paranormal stuff. I love investigating spooky

00:33:03.730 --> 00:33:06.849
spooks, all that kind of stuff. I love that stuff.

00:33:07.150 --> 00:33:09.710
Clowns, no. No, no, no, no. No, I would rather

00:33:09.710 --> 00:33:13.670
have some sort of anomaly or thing or whatever

00:33:13.670 --> 00:33:17.529
and hear a strange noise. It's spooky, but I'm

00:33:17.529 --> 00:33:21.390
okay with that. You're a clown? Mm -mm, mm -mm.

00:33:21.690 --> 00:33:25.910
No, that's a no. That's a no for me. All right,

00:33:25.910 --> 00:33:27.809
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back.

00:33:27.930 --> 00:33:39.720
We'll carpe diem for you. All right, we are back

00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:44.359
and it is time for Carp A DM here on the Mark

00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:49.240
Mo Show. People send us their DMs and we read

00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.160
them on our lovely little podcast. Well, I mean,

00:33:52.259 --> 00:33:54.279
we might, and sometimes they're phrased in a

00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:58.019
question and we might answer it. We could. We

00:33:58.019 --> 00:34:00.490
could potentially answer it. We're not contractually

00:34:00.490 --> 00:34:05.210
obligated by any stretch. And if we answer it,

00:34:05.670 --> 00:34:09.010
we might know what we're talking about? That's

00:34:09.010 --> 00:34:11.210
true. We could become more knowledgeable should

00:34:11.210 --> 00:34:16.130
we be, oh, I don't know, financially bribed to

00:34:16.130 --> 00:34:19.829
do so. Right. Like for example, I open my left

00:34:19.829 --> 00:34:22.110
hand and there it is. It's just there. There's

00:34:22.110 --> 00:34:24.989
nothing in it. But then this right hand. Yeah.

00:34:25.150 --> 00:34:28.070
There might be something in it. A paper product.

00:34:28.670 --> 00:34:31.769
Maybe a few pieces of paper. Should they have

00:34:31.769 --> 00:34:34.889
blue strips on them? With numbers. With numbers.

00:34:35.429 --> 00:34:41.849
Ranging between 100... And 100. And 100. There

00:34:41.849 --> 00:34:44.170
could be multiple. There could be multiple. Of

00:34:44.170 --> 00:34:46.949
such a note. Yes. If you will. And that would

00:34:46.949 --> 00:34:50.010
get your question answered. On this very show.

00:34:50.250 --> 00:34:52.429
Not necessarily correctly. But it'll get it answered.

00:34:52.630 --> 00:34:56.280
Right. It's not a requirement. But it is heavily

00:34:56.280 --> 00:34:58.519
favored. It is heavily favored. That is true.

00:34:58.619 --> 00:35:04.760
Allegedly. Allegedly. So here we go with our

00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.980
list of DMs. And I love this first one right

00:35:07.980 --> 00:35:11.920
out of the gate. At Betty Bozo Lover. Oh, God.

00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:16.460
The folks at the Clown Motel will do everything

00:35:16.460 --> 00:35:19.440
to make your stay as comfortable as possible.

00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:23.300
But what happens after dark with a question mark?

00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:28.599
Well, That's out of my hands. Man, Betty, if

00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:32.260
I can call you that, this is why I don't go to

00:35:32.260 --> 00:35:34.820
such places. The fact that clowns are involved,

00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:40.440
that's strike one and two and three. Right? It

00:35:40.440 --> 00:35:43.719
needed to strike four. However, the fact that

00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:45.500
what happens after dark is out of your hands,

00:35:45.659 --> 00:35:48.880
will you run the hotel? Sure. Or manage it in

00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:51.840
some way? Yeah. If I get stabbed by a clown overnight,

00:35:52.190 --> 00:35:54.289
Do you have to really wait till the a .m. to

00:35:54.289 --> 00:35:58.070
come fetch me? Hmm, maybe. What if I stink bad

00:35:58.070 --> 00:36:01.309
smell rotting smell comes off me? Then people

00:36:01.309 --> 00:36:03.650
then people be like smells like there's a clown

00:36:03.650 --> 00:36:08.090
around here. Are he? Are he? Yeah, you would

00:36:08.090 --> 00:36:10.530
be a bozo lover. You would be a bozo lover, no

00:36:10.530 --> 00:36:13.150
doubt. Here's an interesting follow -up question

00:36:13.150 --> 00:36:18.630
from me. Say you meet a one. You're very attracted

00:36:18.630 --> 00:36:21.599
to her. She's beautiful. Smart. Funny. All that

00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:24.340
good stuff, right? You have similar interests.

00:36:24.739 --> 00:36:27.559
She likes sports teams that you like. All that

00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:31.000
good stuff. But she loves clowns and she dresses

00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:35.940
up as a clown. Interested still or not? That

00:36:35.940 --> 00:36:40.559
is a good question. I don't know. I've never

00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:45.900
been... Is the clown a deal breaker? I guess

00:36:45.900 --> 00:36:50.440
not because it's just... I could simply put a

00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:54.019
boundary in place of like, hey, you can do whatever

00:36:54.019 --> 00:36:57.420
you want. That's totally fine. That's the freedom

00:36:57.420 --> 00:37:00.639
of how relationships should be. You get your

00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:03.480
time, I get me time, we get us time. Please don't

00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:06.119
dress up as a clown around me. Don't do it. If

00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:08.719
I set the boundary and it is respected, hey,

00:37:08.780 --> 00:37:12.519
no problemo. Right. Hey, no problemo. I promise

00:37:12.519 --> 00:37:15.119
not to fire guns in your direction if you promise

00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:17.579
not to dress up as a clown. Exactly. That seems

00:37:17.579 --> 00:37:21.639
fair. It seems, honestly, fair for her. It's

00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:25.199
almost fair for me. Almost, almost fair for me.

00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:30.719
That's true. At Tuffy Milk Man, would you rather

00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:33.500
walk through the desert for a day without water

00:37:33.500 --> 00:37:37.960
or through the snowy woods without a coat? Oof.

00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:42.960
Oof, oof, oof. That's tough. Now, I'm thinking

00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:47.159
logically about it. Snowy woods without a coat,

00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:50.420
you're talking maybe frostbite, maybe hypothermia.

00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:54.780
Sure. But it says nothing else about other preparations.

00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:59.480
Meaning perhaps I have a backpack with a nice

00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:02.699
blanket. You might. Maybe you're wearing layers.

00:38:02.980 --> 00:38:05.300
Maybe I'm wearing layers. Maybe I've got like

00:38:05.300 --> 00:38:08.019
18 t -shirts on. Well hey, I really don't need

00:38:08.019 --> 00:38:11.460
a coat. I just put my hands underneath my 16th

00:38:11.460 --> 00:38:15.760
t -shirt. Right. But you're talking desert without

00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:19.539
water? You'd go two and a half days without water,

00:38:19.539 --> 00:38:21.940
you're gonna perish. As a human being, you will

00:38:21.940 --> 00:38:25.079
leave this realm. Yes. And that is even accelerated

00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:28.460
through hot temperatures and sweating and excessive

00:38:28.460 --> 00:38:32.360
breathing. That's not a risk I wanna take. Dehydration

00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:35.159
fucks with your brain and body in crazy ways.

00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:39.019
Just put me in the snow without a coat, I'll

00:38:39.019 --> 00:38:41.619
find something out. Yeah, I'll find something

00:38:41.619 --> 00:38:44.300
I could go back to caveman days and and try to

00:38:44.300 --> 00:38:47.119
discover fire for the first time You know yep,

00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:50.179
so put me in those snow, man. Yeah put you in

00:38:50.179 --> 00:38:52.440
the snow, huh? Yeah, what do you what do you

00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:55.500
think there with milk man's question? See it's

00:38:55.500 --> 00:38:57.940
a thing see I'd like I deal better with the heat

00:38:57.940 --> 00:39:03.320
than I do the cold and a day I almost went a

00:39:03.320 --> 00:39:06.340
day the other day without Water or food. I can't

00:39:06.340 --> 00:39:09.780
I really can't I might I might be able to do

00:39:09.780 --> 00:39:12.869
it I might be able to do it. But sweltering and

00:39:12.869 --> 00:39:15.769
sweating and there's no wind, that seems to be

00:39:15.769 --> 00:39:19.690
tough. And once again, it seems like, just like

00:39:19.690 --> 00:39:21.349
with the snowy woods without a coat and wearing

00:39:21.349 --> 00:39:23.949
the layers, say a day without water, what if

00:39:23.949 --> 00:39:28.150
I've got beer? Yeah, or tea. Or tea or something

00:39:28.150 --> 00:39:31.389
else. But if it means without water, purely.

00:39:32.230 --> 00:39:34.829
Right, without any liquid at all. Yeah, 99 %

00:39:34.829 --> 00:39:37.750
of... Tea is water. You're gonna be hallucinating

00:39:37.750 --> 00:39:39.989
by the end of the day. Yeah, 95 % of beer is

00:39:39.989 --> 00:39:45.090
water. Yeah. Yeah, no, I can't. Can't do it?

00:39:45.650 --> 00:39:48.730
It's all about the semantics of the words. Right.

00:39:48.730 --> 00:39:51.829
How specific are we? Right, exactly. My first

00:39:51.829 --> 00:39:53.969
thought was snowy, but I totally see where you're

00:39:53.969 --> 00:40:00.349
coming from. Yep. Oh, yeah. Okay, this one...

00:40:00.349 --> 00:40:04.190
Let's see. What does that say? Who is this guy?

00:40:04.779 --> 00:40:07.039
What's his name? I don't know. I'm trying to...

00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:10.900
Tell it to us! It's from... Oh, I see what it

00:40:10.900 --> 00:40:13.260
is. Who is it? I thought it was an Eltoni. May

00:40:13.260 --> 00:40:17.059
I Be Frank. At May I Be Frank. Is that the question?

00:40:17.460 --> 00:40:21.059
That is his name. Oh. You can be frank with me.

00:40:21.059 --> 00:40:24.039
You can be frank. What is the first thing you

00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:28.269
do if you won five million dollars? God. Oh,

00:40:28.289 --> 00:40:30.409
what a wonderful day that would be. The first

00:40:30.409 --> 00:40:32.829
thing I would do if I won five mil. Scream, jump

00:40:32.829 --> 00:40:35.210
up and down. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, honestly,

00:40:35.389 --> 00:40:39.210
just maybe run around. Honestly, physically put

00:40:39.210 --> 00:40:41.409
on a pair of shoes and run around for a little

00:40:41.409 --> 00:40:45.469
while just to get the excitement out of me of,

00:40:45.510 --> 00:40:49.610
holy shit, my life will be normal for the rest

00:40:49.610 --> 00:40:52.269
of it. And by normal, I mean how it could be

00:40:52.269 --> 00:40:56.639
for everyone. But capitalism says no. Yeah, probably

00:40:56.639 --> 00:41:00.599
run around for a while, and then maybe hire a

00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:03.960
financial advisor. I don't think I would blow

00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:06.179
it all. No, I wouldn't either. I don't think

00:41:06.179 --> 00:41:08.219
I would blow it all. I would find a way. To live

00:41:08.219 --> 00:41:11.260
off of it. Right. Because that's, that's, I would

00:41:11.260 --> 00:41:13.059
probably break it down like this, right? Five

00:41:13.059 --> 00:41:17.460
mil. I would take, let's say a quarter mil. Quarter

00:41:17.460 --> 00:41:22.019
mil for every family member. Check. Uh, maybe

00:41:22.019 --> 00:41:25.500
my closest friends all get... you know, 100 grand.

00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:28.360
Check. Now we're all living comfortably. Yep.

00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:33.159
I don't know, maybe pay off the house. I'm in

00:41:33.159 --> 00:41:35.579
desperate need of a new car, so probably a car.

00:41:36.219 --> 00:41:39.619
Yeah. Put the rest in an account. And just draw

00:41:39.619 --> 00:41:41.179
from it. And just draw from it. I think I would

00:41:41.179 --> 00:41:44.860
still keep my job. Yeah. You know, because five

00:41:44.860 --> 00:41:49.519
mil is approximately what this generation, Gen

00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:51.820
Z, would be able to retire on, which hey, means

00:41:51.820 --> 00:41:55.750
no retirement for any of us. But yeah, I think

00:41:55.750 --> 00:41:57.750
I would still keep my job. I would still want

00:41:57.750 --> 00:42:00.809
something to do. But maybe then again, I would

00:42:00.809 --> 00:42:03.929
quit my job and focus more on podcasts and YouTube

00:42:03.929 --> 00:42:07.210
and things you enjoy. Right. Because if you take,

00:42:07.230 --> 00:42:10.250
let's say, two million of that goes away in between

00:42:10.250 --> 00:42:13.010
giving it to friends and family and charitable

00:42:13.010 --> 00:42:15.750
donations and everything like that. I have three

00:42:15.750 --> 00:42:18.289
million dollars. You put enough of that in an

00:42:18.289 --> 00:42:21.530
account. The interest from that should be able

00:42:21.530 --> 00:42:25.019
to be enough to live comfortably on oh yeah and

00:42:25.019 --> 00:42:29.960
just to be able to do the arts you know for a

00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:32.960
living would be so nice yeah but that's long

00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:35.820
term day one i'm getting a reach of everyone

00:42:35.820 --> 00:42:38.940
i love and being like hey take today off it's

00:42:38.940 --> 00:42:42.940
going to be a fucking party yes yes i i agree

00:42:42.940 --> 00:42:46.099
with that i i agree with a lot of what you say

00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:49.760
Being like taking care of family first and foremost,

00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:52.079
you know, because I mean if you can't share it

00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:53.780
What's the fun in it? You know, so you have to

00:42:53.780 --> 00:42:56.320
be able to be willing to share some of it But

00:42:56.320 --> 00:43:00.019
think think about the fact say say 70 grand a

00:43:00.019 --> 00:43:02.400
year while that's not a ton of money You can

00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:04.300
live off that especially if you're on your own

00:43:04.300 --> 00:43:06.619
70 grand easy and then you can live comfortably

00:43:06.619 --> 00:43:10.179
So I think like I would put it in some sort of

00:43:10.179 --> 00:43:13.820
account and draw 70 grand a year Right over now.

00:43:13.820 --> 00:43:16.559
I'm older than you So like say over the next

00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:20.380
20 years and I'm pulling 70 a year That's only

00:43:20.380 --> 00:43:22.679
1 .4 million. There's still a lot of money left

00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.139
Right on top of the interest you might make of

00:43:25.139 --> 00:43:28.219
the next decade Correct could be a hundred grand

00:43:28.219 --> 00:43:30.719
could be several hundred grand. Yeah, and then

00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:34.480
it's just basic upgrades of living situation

00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:38.579
and a car and stuff like that and then just I

00:43:38.579 --> 00:43:42.199
don't think people value their freedom as much

00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:44.860
as they think they do. Just having that and be

00:43:44.860 --> 00:43:46.639
able to set up some sort of an account and be

00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:48.840
like, okay, I can live comfortably on this. I

00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:50.559
have a place to live. I have something to drive.

00:43:50.760 --> 00:43:53.619
I've shared with my favorite people. I'm just

00:43:53.619 --> 00:43:55.500
going to love life. I'm gonna spend a day at

00:43:55.500 --> 00:43:57.739
the park. I'm gonna spend days on the beach.

00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:00.679
I'm gonna take vacations. I'm gonna, you know,

00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:03.260
and just enjoy the hell out of it. Right. You

00:44:03.260 --> 00:44:07.420
give 2 ,000 hours of your life every year to

00:44:07.420 --> 00:44:09.980
a corporation. If you're a working American.

00:44:10.019 --> 00:44:12.619
That sucks. Think of what you can do in 2 ,000

00:44:12.619 --> 00:44:17.079
hours time. Oh my god. That freedom would be...

00:44:17.079 --> 00:44:20.139
You can't put a price on that. Nope. You absolutely

00:44:20.139 --> 00:44:22.340
cannot. It would be life -changing. It would

00:44:22.340 --> 00:44:24.860
be. It would be great. Yeah. But first thing,

00:44:24.980 --> 00:44:26.860
like first first thing, because I don't want

00:44:26.860 --> 00:44:28.960
to get off the point, or the actual question,

00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:34.239
I think I would go to dinner. Assuming I have

00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:35.980
immediate access to this money. Got to Roost

00:44:35.980 --> 00:44:39.599
Chris maybe? I would go to a steakhouse with

00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:43.300
some potatoes and some red meat and just have

00:44:43.300 --> 00:44:47.139
myself a time. Yeah. I think that's the first

00:44:47.139 --> 00:44:49.059
thing I would do. Just a celebratory dinner.

00:44:49.300 --> 00:44:51.940
Yeah. Bring me a bottle of something nice. Yeah.

00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:57.929
A pound of cow. Yeah. some buttery potatoes and

00:44:57.929 --> 00:45:00.610
on my way home stop at a liquor store and buy

00:45:00.610 --> 00:45:04.289
an allocated bottle of bourbon Top -shelf shit.

00:45:04.449 --> 00:45:07.210
Yeah, and enjoy with a stogie. There you go.

00:45:07.210 --> 00:45:11.110
That's how you do it day one Good good question.

00:45:11.389 --> 00:45:14.579
May I be Frank? Which I all thought it was an

00:45:14.579 --> 00:45:17.099
L, so I was about to be like, uh, this is from

00:45:17.099 --> 00:45:20.519
Mayel B. Frank. Mayel B. Frank. Mayel B. Frank.

00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:23.820
It could be. I don't know. Last not least. Mayel

00:45:23.820 --> 00:45:25.780
B. is out there like, what the? They got my name

00:45:25.780 --> 00:45:29.699
wrong. May I be? What? He's related to Will .i

00:45:29.699 --> 00:45:35.840
.am. Yeah. At Stoner Stanley 420. Hey, Momo and

00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:40.159
Alan. Where am I? Oh, God. The other day I have

00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:45.970
time to do it and then I don't. Precrastinating.

00:45:45.970 --> 00:45:58.469
I bonged for the day and now I'm lost. I am by

00:45:58.469 --> 00:46:02.289
a tree. Some water and a weird looking van help

00:46:02.289 --> 00:46:05.829
for me. Now hang on. He accidentally found his

00:46:05.829 --> 00:46:10.409
way home. He's home but he's lost. He must be

00:46:10.409 --> 00:46:13.750
on that sativa shit. He's got that goofy that

00:46:13.750 --> 00:46:17.570
goofy loopy strain. Yes. He does I think it's

00:46:17.570 --> 00:46:19.409
hilarious as soon as he started describing him

00:46:19.409 --> 00:46:22.269
like wait a minute I think he's on that salvia

00:46:22.269 --> 00:46:26.389
type shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure homies got

00:46:26.389 --> 00:46:34.050
the goo Stanley we love you Stanley be safe.

00:46:34.090 --> 00:46:36.440
Yeah, be safe out there just Walk in the van,

00:46:36.500 --> 00:46:38.440
I'm sure it's probably yours, and if it's not,

00:46:38.539 --> 00:46:40.599
you might meet some friends. Sure. You could

00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:43.300
meet some enemies. You could share whatever it

00:46:43.300 --> 00:46:46.380
is you have, or maybe not. Yeah, exactly. Unless

00:46:46.380 --> 00:46:48.159
you smoked it all, in which case you could find

00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:52.739
a new provider. Provider, indeed. Yes, that would

00:46:52.739 --> 00:46:56.159
be the plan. That's my last one. Alright, I got

00:46:56.159 --> 00:47:00.280
some here. One from Evil Genie, our boy. I'll

00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:02.960
give you one million dollars to move out of your

00:47:02.960 --> 00:47:06.579
country. Here's the catch. You must move to a

00:47:06.579 --> 00:47:09.460
country that starts with the same letter as your

00:47:09.460 --> 00:47:12.980
name. Do you accept and where are you off to?

00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:17.119
Oh boy. Now million dollars is plenty of money

00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:20.679
to move and get settled down and enter the workforce

00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:25.019
of wherever I would be going to. Now Aiden, my

00:47:25.019 --> 00:47:27.500
name, starts with A. You've got some choices.

00:47:27.619 --> 00:47:31.539
I've got some good choices. Albania, Algeria,

00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:38.239
um... You've got you do a certain accent Australia

00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:43.820
or I can't Go to Australia go to go to the Aussies

00:47:43.820 --> 00:47:48.659
Argentina Austria Yeah, I mean they're good Australia

00:47:48.659 --> 00:47:52.179
is tempting because I I mean that English is

00:47:52.179 --> 00:47:54.880
the only language I know fluently so that would

00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:58.679
be helpful I've heard Argentina is beautiful.

00:47:59.059 --> 00:48:01.409
I've heard there's parts of South America that

00:48:01.409 --> 00:48:03.650
are absolutely gorgeous, but Australia just sounds

00:48:03.650 --> 00:48:07.130
wonderful. It's warm. It's hot. But I mean, it's

00:48:07.130 --> 00:48:10.349
Australia. So right. They got that. They got

00:48:10.349 --> 00:48:13.489
that Victoria beer down there. The VB. Oh, yeah,

00:48:13.489 --> 00:48:17.909
that was good. I got that fosters. Yeah. Yeah.

00:48:17.949 --> 00:48:21.670
Australia is a good choice. And you know what?

00:48:21.670 --> 00:48:26.389
I'll take the Milly. I'll go to Australia. Yeah,

00:48:26.510 --> 00:48:29.210
come in. Evil Genie. You've got me. That's not

00:48:29.210 --> 00:48:32.159
even evil. No. You're a little tighter with the

00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:34.639
letter. I've got a problem. I've got a problem.

00:48:35.119 --> 00:48:37.460
Well, you know, I've got a problem, and I don't.

00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:38.860
I'm taking the million, I'm going to the moon.

00:48:41.280 --> 00:48:44.460
I don't even think a space suit costs multiple

00:48:44.460 --> 00:48:46.619
millions of dollars. That's probably a loss.

00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:48.800
That's troubling. Yeah, it would be troubling.

00:48:49.739 --> 00:48:53.260
No, I don't have many good choices. Morocco.

00:48:53.559 --> 00:48:59.099
Morocco, Malaysia. Macedonia, although it's called

00:48:59.099 --> 00:49:02.300
North Macedonia. And it used to be part of Greece,

00:49:02.699 --> 00:49:05.340
so. Yeah, there is no South Macedonia, I believe.

00:49:06.139 --> 00:49:09.260
Oh boy. Yeah, that's tough. Myanmar, yeah. Myanmar,

00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:15.119
sure. Yeah, that's... Mongolia. Yeah, I mean

00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:18.159
nothing says you can't travel once you move somewhere.

00:49:18.340 --> 00:49:21.800
Right. You know. So even if you went to Malaysia,

00:49:22.300 --> 00:49:24.000
I mean, you're amongst the islands, right? And

00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:25.900
we've had listeners in Malaysia. Yeah, we've

00:49:25.900 --> 00:49:29.119
had listeners in Malaysia. It looks beautiful

00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:31.340
out there. I mean, I don't know much about the

00:49:31.340 --> 00:49:33.480
socioeconomic issues of that region, and I'm

00:49:33.480 --> 00:49:36.590
sure there are some. but it looks beautiful you're

00:49:36.590 --> 00:49:39.250
in the islands for fuck's sake yeah exactly just

00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:43.769
buy a boat fuck i'll live in the water right

00:49:43.769 --> 00:49:48.010
i wish i wish curacao was mirrors right yeah

00:49:48.010 --> 00:49:51.469
that send us your blue carousel please oh i know

00:49:51.469 --> 00:49:55.250
right yeah the source that would be no wait my

00:49:55.250 --> 00:49:59.289
brain my brain is telling me that there's an

00:49:59.289 --> 00:50:03.250
island in the caribbean that begins with an m

00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:06.599
Oh, really? I swear there is. You're going to

00:50:06.599 --> 00:50:10.559
Google Earth it? Yeah, there's got, I know for

00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:13.619
a fact, like Montserrat or something like that.

00:50:13.980 --> 00:50:17.380
Oh. Oh, god. What is it? I don't know. You guys

00:50:17.380 --> 00:50:21.579
out there in the world probably. There it is.

00:50:21.579 --> 00:50:25.519
I was correct. Montserrat. How about that? Montserrat.

00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:29.320
It's right near St. Kitts and Nevis. Oh, yeah.

00:50:29.739 --> 00:50:33.360
Antigua, Guadalupe. The British Virgin Islands.

00:50:33.860 --> 00:50:36.699
But is that a country? Or is that a territory

00:50:36.699 --> 00:50:39.320
of the British Virgin Islands? I disagree. It's

00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:42.179
a country. It's a country for my purposes. And

00:50:42.179 --> 00:50:48.260
on it, there is a Montserrat Volcano Observatory.

00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:51.639
Sounds beautiful. That sounds amazing. It's not

00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:54.659
a very big island. Oh, check that out. We're

00:50:54.659 --> 00:50:56.559
pulling up photos of Montserrat. You'll have

00:50:56.559 --> 00:50:59.159
to look up Montserrat Volcano Observatory on

00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:02.619
your telephone. It looks gorgeous. That's where

00:51:02.619 --> 00:51:06.039
I'm going. As lush with greenery. I'm going with

00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:08.980
Montserrat. And hey, if I perish by a lava flow,

00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:12.260
it's life. Count me in. It's like, count me in.

00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:14.059
As long as there's no clowns on that island,

00:51:15.539 --> 00:51:18.699
I am good to go. God, is it gorgeous. Yeah, I'm

00:51:18.699 --> 00:51:20.880
going. There we go. I got my pick. Montserrat.

00:51:21.179 --> 00:51:23.840
Montserrat. Check. Good question. Yeah, I would

00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:27.920
agree. Next DM I got here was from Mr. Gamblebot.

00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:33.880
Mr. Gamblebot. Mr. Gamblebot. It costs $20 for

00:51:33.880 --> 00:51:38.019
one dart to throw at my board. Bullseye, you

00:51:38.019 --> 00:51:42.039
win $1 ,000. Anything else, you lose. Do you

00:51:42.039 --> 00:51:45.460
play? How many times do you play? How much is

00:51:45.460 --> 00:51:49.539
a dart? 20 bones. Well, I've been playing a lot

00:51:49.539 --> 00:51:51.880
of darts lately and as a matter of fact got your

00:51:51.880 --> 00:51:54.579
skills honed in it was well I here's the funny

00:51:54.579 --> 00:51:58.480
thing I go to a bar locally here. It's called

00:51:58.480 --> 00:52:02.400
Franklin house. It's kind of our spot and I go

00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:06.260
to play darts and I throw a dart Like my hand

00:52:06.260 --> 00:52:09.179
is attached to my ear I just like I just like

00:52:09.179 --> 00:52:11.199
almost like I don't know how to play darts But

00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:13.179
then I go to this place called Zombie Club in

00:52:13.179 --> 00:52:15.900
Crown Point, which is like a couple of towns

00:52:15.900 --> 00:52:19.559
over And I play darts like a professional, and

00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:22.619
I'm like, I don't understand any of this. Home

00:52:22.619 --> 00:52:25.659
field advantage. The last time, it was this girl's

00:52:25.659 --> 00:52:28.239
birthday. Cast, what's up, if you're listening?

00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:30.699
Probably not, but anyway. God bless. Happy birthday.

00:52:31.880 --> 00:52:34.440
And so we're there. Oh god, there's maybe eight

00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:37.940
or nine of us. And we literally. My friend Jess

00:52:37.940 --> 00:52:40.300
and I, we literally had our own game of darts

00:52:40.300 --> 00:52:43.579
going, and they roped us into their game of darts.

00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:46.559
So literally we're throwing, hopping over, throwing,

00:52:46.820 --> 00:52:50.860
hopping over, it was hilarious. And I won like

00:52:50.860 --> 00:52:52.880
three out of four or something, or three out

00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:55.659
of five or whatever it was. And I just, I couldn't

00:52:55.659 --> 00:52:57.800
miss. I was just like hitting everything I had

00:52:57.800 --> 00:53:02.239
to hit. So all that being said, I'm gonna buy

00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:07.190
five darts. Buy five? I think. A 20 % chance

00:53:07.190 --> 00:53:10.230
of hitting that bull, I like my shot. I like

00:53:10.230 --> 00:53:13.030
my chances. Yeah. Because, right, it is 50 to

00:53:13.030 --> 00:53:17.550
one, right? The odds, necessarily. If you hit

00:53:17.550 --> 00:53:21.130
one in 100 bullseyes. I don't know. I haven't

00:53:21.130 --> 00:53:23.889
played, like I feel like I would have the dexterity

00:53:23.889 --> 00:53:26.550
and ability to hit the bullseye. But in practice,

00:53:27.130 --> 00:53:29.869
I haven't played darts in years. Yeah. So, I'm

00:53:29.869 --> 00:53:33.769
not sure. I might buy a dart. I'll give it a

00:53:33.769 --> 00:53:36.590
shot. Hey 20 bones for a fun little thing whatever

00:53:36.590 --> 00:53:40.170
you know if I win great if I lose that's 20 bones

00:53:40.170 --> 00:53:44.130
whatever I'll buy a dart I mean I know there

00:53:44.130 --> 00:53:45.769
are some gamblers out there like oh you could

00:53:45.769 --> 00:53:48.590
buy 49 darts and probably get at least one well

00:53:48.590 --> 00:53:52.489
hey great you won $20 cool cool you're awesome

00:53:52.489 --> 00:53:56.130
yeah yeah I've read 99 % of gamblers quit before

00:53:56.130 --> 00:53:59.940
their big win yep That's a lie by the way. We

00:53:59.940 --> 00:54:02.599
do not advocate why we don't advocate that do

00:54:02.599 --> 00:54:05.239
not do that Don't follow this advice. I might

00:54:05.239 --> 00:54:08.340
buy a dart, but I I don't know gambling's not

00:54:08.340 --> 00:54:12.800
my forte and darts. I don't play enough Gambling

00:54:12.800 --> 00:54:15.500
is mine although. I really don't do it a lot

00:54:15.500 --> 00:54:18.199
because well it takes money to write to do that

00:54:18.199 --> 00:54:21.059
But do I enjoy doing it if I had a couple of

00:54:21.059 --> 00:54:24.099
20s and go play some slots for a little bit Yes,

00:54:24.099 --> 00:54:28.869
it's fun even more fun than that, like the sports

00:54:28.869 --> 00:54:32.250
gambling, because at least with that you have

00:54:32.250 --> 00:54:35.250
some sort of skill set where you know. You know

00:54:35.250 --> 00:54:38.050
the games, you know the teams, whatever, and

00:54:38.050 --> 00:54:40.230
you can look at a point spread over under, all

00:54:40.230 --> 00:54:41.750
that kind of stuff, and be like, ooh, I like

00:54:41.750 --> 00:54:43.610
that, I like that, I like that, put yourself

00:54:43.610 --> 00:54:45.050
a little parlay together, win a little bit of

00:54:45.050 --> 00:54:47.480
money. And a lot of times with the parlays, you

00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:49.699
don't have to have a huge investment. No, you

00:54:49.699 --> 00:54:52.000
put five bucks in, and the potential is like

00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:54.360
$80. But the potential, right, exactly. If somebody's

00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:55.800
like, hey, you can put five bucks in and win

00:54:55.800 --> 00:54:58.480
$80 if your parlay hits, low -risk high reward.

00:54:58.820 --> 00:55:01.500
That's how you want to do it. So yeah, that's

00:55:01.500 --> 00:55:04.719
all fun. But the dart one, yeah, that's, I don't

00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:06.519
know. Yeah, especially with you with the practice.

00:55:07.139 --> 00:55:08.980
I might give it a shot. Putting a hungee in,

00:55:09.019 --> 00:55:10.280
five darts, five practices. I think it's worth

00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:13.289
a shot. Yep, it's worth a shot. Final DM I received.

00:55:13.409 --> 00:55:18.090
Crippy Guru. Crip. Would you risk an iRobot type

00:55:18.090 --> 00:55:21.989
situation if it meant no more housework, no more

00:55:21.989 --> 00:55:24.289
chores, no more running errands because a robot

00:55:24.289 --> 00:55:28.469
would be doing them? Or is it not worth the risk?

00:55:29.869 --> 00:55:33.750
Ooh. That's a good question. Yeah. Especially

00:55:33.750 --> 00:55:35.610
based on just everything going on in the world

00:55:35.610 --> 00:55:38.349
right now. And it's kind of interesting too because

00:55:38.349 --> 00:55:43.650
we already have... Like we already have chatbots,

00:55:43.869 --> 00:55:46.250
like if you've got a Google Home or an Alexa

00:55:46.250 --> 00:55:49.670
or whatever, you already have a personal assistant

00:55:49.670 --> 00:55:54.289
in your house. Yes. Right? If you've got a little

00:55:54.289 --> 00:55:57.610
robo -vac, you've got that covered. It's the

00:55:57.610 --> 00:56:00.329
other shit that would take a humanoid robot taking

00:56:00.329 --> 00:56:03.909
the trash out, you know? Yep. Scrubbing the bathtub.

00:56:05.019 --> 00:56:07.639
Like literally running to the store and back

00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:09.460
although we have door dash, but why the hell

00:56:09.460 --> 00:56:11.860
would you do that when you're paying? Well, right

00:56:11.860 --> 00:56:14.099
one point eight X what it would cost to just

00:56:14.099 --> 00:56:18.320
go to the store and do it yourself I don't know.

00:56:18.320 --> 00:56:20.820
I really don't trust technology companies. I

00:56:20.820 --> 00:56:24.079
don't trust any big corporation really but technology

00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:28.840
companies are really really scummy like super

00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:32.860
scummy you think yeah data scraping and scalping

00:56:32.860 --> 00:56:36.639
and It's just a nasty, nasty business. I think

00:56:36.639 --> 00:56:40.599
it's not worth the risk. If I take an extra hour

00:56:40.599 --> 00:56:42.619
of the day just to make sure my house is clean

00:56:42.619 --> 00:56:47.599
versus giving the opportunity to Alphabet Inc

00:56:47.599 --> 00:56:52.599
or Meta or Amazon to maybe have some type of

00:56:52.599 --> 00:56:55.019
world -ending monopoly like that, no, fuck them.

00:56:55.760 --> 00:56:58.380
Fuck them. I'll take an hour today just to clean

00:56:58.380 --> 00:57:06.159
my house. Gosh that is That's a good question.

00:57:06.440 --> 00:57:13.219
Yeah, you undecided is as much as as much as

00:57:13.219 --> 00:57:17.860
all of that is Terrifying to me. I think I think

00:57:17.860 --> 00:57:19.980
I would do it you do it. You'd risk it. I think

00:57:19.980 --> 00:57:22.260
I'd risk it Yeah, I think I'd risk it there are

00:57:22.260 --> 00:57:25.960
true like I hate doing the dishes I do them anytime

00:57:25.960 --> 00:57:28.239
they need to be done, but I hate doing it. It's

00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:31.320
just like it's the chores where you have to stand

00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:34.920
around and do something. Yeah. Like mowing the

00:57:34.920 --> 00:57:36.679
lawn, whatever. I'm walking around, that's great.

00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:39.699
Blood's pumping, you know. But if I have to stay,

00:57:40.019 --> 00:57:43.260
like folding laundry, doing the dishes, just

00:57:43.260 --> 00:57:48.239
tedious, idle standing tasks, I despise. Yeah,

00:57:48.239 --> 00:57:50.679
I'm not a fan. I despise, so I totally get where

00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:53.860
you're coming from. Yeah, I'm not a fan. Nah.

00:57:54.179 --> 00:57:57.619
I'm not a fan at all. As much as we keep talking

00:57:57.619 --> 00:58:01.710
about this. There I put together these social

00:58:01.710 --> 00:58:05.150
media profiles for each show right has photos

00:58:05.150 --> 00:58:07.210
of a lot of different things that we talk about

00:58:07.210 --> 00:58:09.929
So, you know, we've been talking about this and

00:58:09.929 --> 00:58:13.070
I wanted to look for a cool photo of Montserrat

00:58:13.070 --> 00:58:16.050
My god, they're all cool. They're all they're

00:58:16.050 --> 00:58:20.130
all look at that Montserrat Monastery and nature

00:58:20.130 --> 00:58:24.349
park good god. It looks absolutely gorgeous the

00:58:24.349 --> 00:58:26.929
natural beauty with a little bit of human architecture

00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:30.199
Yeah, I think I'm gonna like it there. Hey, Montserrat.

00:58:30.340 --> 00:58:32.860
Hey, hit us up. Hit us up, right. Hit us up.

00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:34.980
We'll travel to you if you paid for that thing.

00:58:34.980 --> 00:58:37.800
We will do that. Yeah, we, as a matter of fact,

00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:40.960
we should do some sort of, you know, like people

00:58:40.960 --> 00:58:43.619
that write books, so you have like a book release

00:58:43.619 --> 00:58:45.659
party and all that kind of stuff. We'll do a

00:58:45.659 --> 00:58:48.480
live podcast. A live podcast from Montserrat.

00:58:48.679 --> 00:58:51.760
Funded by Montserrat, hopefully. Oh, we're totally

00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:54.760
funded by them. 100%. Yeah. Or we throw them

00:58:54.760 --> 00:58:59.239
in the volcano. Anyway, those are DMS. Please,

00:58:59.239 --> 00:59:03.059
you know, send us your DMS and questions and

00:59:03.059 --> 00:59:05.500
all that good stuff and we'll chat and we'll

00:59:05.500 --> 00:59:08.320
chat and all that. We now move on to the other

00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:12.659
foods now. This is a segment where Aidan scours

00:59:12.659 --> 00:59:18.800
the globe for foods that, well, maybe yucky,

00:59:19.019 --> 00:59:22.000
kind of yucky, atypical, not very appetizing,

00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:25.659
sure, you know, not great for the palate. One

00:59:25.659 --> 00:59:28.539
could argue. One could argue. So I'm very curious

00:59:28.539 --> 00:59:31.719
what Aidan's got for us this week. So, for this

00:59:31.719 --> 00:59:35.300
week, I got a little something from France. Oh,

00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:37.420
oui. The old French. I haven't bullied them enough,

00:59:37.420 --> 00:59:40.199
so here we are. Back on the front burner, boys.

00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:44.380
This little dish, I guess it's an item, really,

00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:51.260
called enduet, endu - enduly, enduelette. Okay.

00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:55.460
Commonly misconstrued for enduly. Which is a

00:59:55.460 --> 00:59:57.619
type of sausage, a little spicy sausage. Sounds

00:59:57.619 --> 01:00:00.719
pretty fantastic. This is the French version,

01:00:00.860 --> 01:00:04.300
I guess. Andouette. Or is the French pronunciation?

01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:08.980
The French pronunciation is supposed to be Andouillette.

01:00:10.679 --> 01:00:14.760
I guess. It is a French coarse -grained sausage

01:00:14.760 --> 01:00:19.150
made from the intestine of pork. Mixed with pepper,

01:00:19.190 --> 01:00:21.909
wine, onions, and seasonings. Oh, you found a

01:00:21.909 --> 01:00:26.769
nice picture of it. Oh, yeah. Mark Moe himself

01:00:26.769 --> 01:00:29.369
found a wonderful picture of it. Now, you might

01:00:29.369 --> 01:00:31.710
be thinking, like, oh, weren't sausages back

01:00:31.710 --> 01:00:34.409
in the day made from antistans? Well, yeah, but

01:00:34.409 --> 01:00:38.090
this one is like pork intestines. Let me read

01:00:38.090 --> 01:00:40.190
further. And they didn't take time to grind this

01:00:40.190 --> 01:00:42.210
stuff down is basically what we're saying. It's

01:00:42.210 --> 01:00:44.869
the fucking tube of where shit comes out. Oh,

01:00:44.869 --> 01:00:49.139
no. Enduettes are... generally made from the

01:00:49.139 --> 01:00:52.619
large intestine and are about 8 centimeters in

01:00:52.619 --> 01:00:55.460
diameter, true andouettes are rarely seen outside

01:00:55.460 --> 01:00:59.320
of France, think fuck, and have a strong, distinctive

01:00:59.320 --> 01:01:03.400
odor coming from the colon, which, yes, is a

01:01:03.400 --> 01:01:07.619
part of the dish. Although sometimes... Are you

01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:11.159
finding more pictures of it? No, no, this is

01:01:11.159 --> 01:01:13.380
not good. Yeah, Mark Mo is doing live research

01:01:13.380 --> 01:01:16.940
next to me about enduets. Although sometimes

01:01:16.940 --> 01:01:19.880
repellent to the quote -unquote uninitiated,

01:01:20.639 --> 01:01:25.940
this scent is prized by its devotees. When made

01:01:25.940 --> 01:01:28.400
with the small intestine, they are a plump sausage,

01:01:28.739 --> 01:01:33.059
generally about one inch in diameter. So, yeah,

01:01:33.059 --> 01:01:36.480
if you want... If you want actual shit sent on

01:01:36.480 --> 01:01:39.280
your plate, travel to France. Get the Andouettes.

01:01:40.699 --> 01:01:43.820
That's disgusting. Yeah, it's foul. What a foul

01:01:43.820 --> 01:01:47.280
design. Ugh. There's a reason hot dogs aren't

01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:52.340
made like that. Right. Glizzies? Oof. We have,

01:01:52.340 --> 01:01:54.920
like, regular people's sausages here. We have

01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:59.320
Andouille. Right. Oh, yeah, for sure. That's

01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:04.820
foul. Yeah, foul. That is so nasty so that God

01:02:04.820 --> 01:02:07.760
that is the first of potentially many dishes

01:02:07.760 --> 01:02:09.960
I will have in the future coming out of France,

01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:13.159
but yeah, typically recently I've been doing

01:02:13.159 --> 01:02:16.519
like a country deep dive But this one dish alone

01:02:16.519 --> 01:02:19.000
out of France was enough to be like not this

01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:21.559
has got to be standalone Yeah, that's that's

01:02:21.559 --> 01:02:24.760
enough. It's a yucky one If it smells like poo

01:02:24.760 --> 01:02:26.960
poo on my plate. I don't want it take a pass

01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:30.769
hard pass hard pass now For the next segment

01:02:30.769 --> 01:02:34.650
before we take a break, I used to do fry reviews,

01:02:34.869 --> 01:02:37.570
fry guy fry review. Now we're just putting that

01:02:37.570 --> 01:02:39.210
on the shelf for a little while because I've

01:02:39.210 --> 01:02:41.869
tried a lot of fries. You're the fry guy. Because

01:02:41.869 --> 01:02:44.090
I'm the fry guy. So I put that kind on the shelf

01:02:44.090 --> 01:02:46.130
for the time being with many other segments that

01:02:46.130 --> 01:02:50.789
we kind of pull off and on and off over time.

01:02:52.349 --> 01:02:56.829
So now I've gone to the frozen guy review because

01:02:56.829 --> 01:02:59.389
I live alone, so I get a lot of frozen meals.

01:02:59.530 --> 01:03:04.750
Makes sense. And so my second one, last week,

01:03:04.789 --> 01:03:06.550
as you know, we did like a, what did I have,

01:03:06.630 --> 01:03:09.570
like a Yellowstone? The week before, because

01:03:09.570 --> 01:03:12.190
last week was our Mark Mo show on the road. Oh,

01:03:12.190 --> 01:03:14.650
that's right, we did that. So the first one was,

01:03:14.929 --> 01:03:18.469
we did a Yellowstone pasta bake. It was like

01:03:18.469 --> 01:03:21.610
a pasta bake kind of thing. It was excellent.

01:03:21.909 --> 01:03:23.829
It was like a nine three or nine four. I'll have

01:03:23.829 --> 01:03:25.710
to go back and look at that, but it was very

01:03:25.710 --> 01:03:28.599
high, but it was... Taste it, you know, the taste

01:03:28.599 --> 01:03:30.739
and the make of it. You said, and I think I'm

01:03:30.739 --> 01:03:32.920
paraphrasing, but you said, tastes like someone

01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:37.019
made it for me. Yeah. And that is huge for a

01:03:37.019 --> 01:03:39.039
frozen meal. That's about as good as you can

01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:41.139
get. Yeah. You know, it really was phenomenal.

01:03:41.719 --> 01:03:47.860
Now these, by these I mean family of products,

01:03:47.920 --> 01:03:55.119
I suppose. Amy's. And so I tried Amy's Bulls

01:03:55.119 --> 01:04:01.409
Pesto Tortellini. That sounds tasty, too The

01:04:01.409 --> 01:04:05.289
bright flavors of their bail basil pesto give

01:04:05.289 --> 01:04:07.949
a delicious lift to tortellini that's made with

01:04:07.949 --> 01:04:10.530
organic wheat flour Stuffed with our cottage

01:04:10.530 --> 01:04:14.250
cheese and a rich creamy bowl of happiness. It

01:04:14.250 --> 01:04:17.710
sounds pretty fucking good It is I know I know

01:04:17.710 --> 01:04:19.849
that's their marketing team coming through strong.

01:04:19.849 --> 01:04:23.570
Oh, that's a remarkable It is remarkable and

01:04:23.570 --> 01:04:26.619
from the price point. It's an on the high side

01:04:26.619 --> 01:04:30.760
so most of your frozen meals you can buy for

01:04:30.760 --> 01:04:33.960
somewhere between three and four bucks for a

01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:36.280
meal there's some that are on the cheaper side

01:04:36.280 --> 01:04:38.900
which like a lot of those are just smaller the

01:04:38.900 --> 01:04:40.639
portions are smaller so you sometimes you have

01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:43.940
to buy two of them to make a meal but like three

01:04:43.940 --> 01:04:46.360
to four dollars is kind of the sweet spot but

01:04:46.360 --> 01:04:48.659
hey better three or four bucks then go down getting

01:04:48.659 --> 01:04:50.760
fast food for 12 so I mean if you're looking

01:04:50.760 --> 01:04:52.639
at a budget that's that's kind of where you're

01:04:52.639 --> 01:04:56.710
at These are kind of closer to $6. So they're

01:04:56.710 --> 01:04:58.750
a little bit on the higher side. If I'm not mistaken,

01:04:59.329 --> 01:05:02.809
these Amy brand ones are typically like the organic

01:05:02.809 --> 01:05:06.530
and vegetarian style. They're better for you.

01:05:06.710 --> 01:05:08.590
They're healthier. They're definitely healthier.

01:05:09.050 --> 01:05:11.369
And most people have that thought that, oh, if

01:05:11.369 --> 01:05:13.889
it's healthy, it must not taste great. Sometimes

01:05:13.889 --> 01:05:16.329
you're right. Sometimes you're wrong. In this

01:05:16.329 --> 01:05:19.210
case, you're definitely wrong. I'm not a huge

01:05:19.210 --> 01:05:21.309
pesto fan. I don't hate it, but I'm just not

01:05:21.309 --> 01:05:22.849
a huge pesto fan. Isn't that that kind of guy?

01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:26.199
Like, it's okay. Like, typically, pesto's okay.

01:05:26.940 --> 01:05:31.539
So you'd trade pesto away for, say, marinara

01:05:31.539 --> 01:05:34.360
or... Or an alfredo or a vodka sauce. Something

01:05:34.360 --> 01:05:38.019
like that. Arrabbiata. Like, any of that I normally

01:05:38.019 --> 01:05:42.320
prefer. But, like I said, pesto's okay. And this

01:05:42.320 --> 01:05:44.300
pesto's phenomenal. You loved it? Like, it's

01:05:44.300 --> 01:05:46.579
really, really good. Yeah, it's really good pesto

01:05:46.579 --> 01:05:49.360
sauce. If we want to call it a sauce. I don't

01:05:49.360 --> 01:05:51.300
know what else would. So it's really good. The

01:05:51.300 --> 01:05:53.519
tortellini's excellent. The filling is great.

01:05:53.960 --> 01:05:57.579
Very flavorful. And if you're paying a little

01:05:57.579 --> 01:05:59.639
bit more, I think the one thing you want to come

01:05:59.639 --> 01:06:04.619
away with is, am I full? Like, if I ate it with

01:06:04.619 --> 01:06:08.030
a beverage, am I good until the next meal? Because

01:06:08.030 --> 01:06:09.550
sometimes you have a little smaller meals and

01:06:09.550 --> 01:06:11.530
a couple hours later, your tummy's like, hey,

01:06:11.670 --> 01:06:14.710
that was not enough, my guy. Insufficient, brother.

01:06:15.090 --> 01:06:18.710
Insufficient. These, however, will do it. You

01:06:18.710 --> 01:06:22.369
know, this is definitely a meal. The pesto is

01:06:22.369 --> 01:06:26.530
good. It's flavorful. Was the tortellini properly

01:06:26.530 --> 01:06:30.289
filled, would you say? Yes. Good. That's my complaint

01:06:30.289 --> 01:06:33.190
I've had with previous tortellinis, even at restaurants,

01:06:33.190 --> 01:06:35.590
I would say. Yeah. Even at restaurants is like

01:06:35.590 --> 01:06:38.369
the tortellini is mostly noodle. it's like bro

01:06:38.369 --> 01:06:41.010
it's supposed to be filled almost like a ravioli

01:06:41.010 --> 01:06:43.550
correct yeah it is supposed to be filled so that

01:06:43.550 --> 01:06:46.210
is promising to hear so it's another one in the

01:06:46.210 --> 01:06:49.730
nines it's a 9 .1 so i've had two really good

01:06:49.730 --> 01:06:52.989
ones in a row oops all bangers all bangers so

01:06:52.989 --> 01:06:58.389
far damn all bangers so uh amy's well done Very

01:06:58.389 --> 01:07:01.289
good. You've earned the elite S tier. Yeah, you

01:07:01.289 --> 01:07:05.730
have earned the S tier so far. And like I said,

01:07:05.849 --> 01:07:09.289
it's a huge part of my nutrition these days are

01:07:09.289 --> 01:07:11.389
these one -off meals just because they're easy

01:07:11.389 --> 01:07:14.030
and I don't have to spend an hour, hour and a

01:07:14.030 --> 01:07:16.269
half in the kitchen just cooking for me. Right.

01:07:16.730 --> 01:07:19.110
Which annoys me. Yeah, especially so many working

01:07:19.110 --> 01:07:22.989
Americans today trying to eat and live on a budget.

01:07:23.469 --> 01:07:26.190
If you've got good advice here from the frozen

01:07:26.190 --> 01:07:29.199
guy. Right. You got a couple of go -tos there.

01:07:29.340 --> 01:07:31.619
Take it as gospel. Right. Hey, I don't have time

01:07:31.619 --> 01:07:34.500
to make a meal. Grab it? Yeah. Five minutes later,

01:07:34.739 --> 01:07:37.780
you're eating. Right. Especially with these eight

01:07:37.780 --> 01:07:40.179
-hour shifts, which turn into nine -hour shifts

01:07:40.179 --> 01:07:43.340
with an unpaid lunch, which turn into ten and

01:07:43.340 --> 01:07:46.099
a half hour shifts with commute. A frozen meal

01:07:46.099 --> 01:07:47.960
might be your go -to. Might be the go. Might

01:07:47.960 --> 01:07:51.170
be the go. Yep, for sure. So two good ones so

01:07:51.170 --> 01:07:54.150
far, and we'll have another one coming your way

01:07:54.150 --> 01:07:56.530
next week. We're going to take a little bit of

01:07:56.530 --> 01:07:58.909
a break and then come back with our feature segment.

01:07:59.409 --> 01:08:14.019
You just made the list. All right, we're back

01:08:14.019 --> 01:08:17.159
everybody for our feature segment. You just made

01:08:17.159 --> 01:08:20.159
the list right here on the Mark Mo Show podcast.

01:08:20.659 --> 01:08:22.399
I'm your host, Mark Maloney, along with Aidan

01:08:22.399 --> 01:08:27.699
Maloney. And this particular list, top 10 list,

01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:31.479
10 through two, big number one reveal. And let's

01:08:31.479 --> 01:08:36.779
see rules, rules, rules. Okay, page 18. Line

01:08:36.779 --> 01:08:40.420
eight. Oh, right here. No rules. Oh, thank God.

01:08:40.699 --> 01:08:43.800
Yeah. Thank God. Yep. I knew it. I had a feeling.

01:08:44.539 --> 01:08:47.159
So the only rule is that there are no rules.

01:08:47.800 --> 01:08:53.119
And this week's list is best songs about the

01:08:53.119 --> 01:08:59.140
city of Chicago. My man. And this was it was

01:08:59.140 --> 01:09:01.739
interesting. It was an interesting journey. Musical

01:09:01.739 --> 01:09:05.920
journey, if you will. because some are just really

01:09:05.920 --> 01:09:09.460
super direct, specifically about the city. Sometimes

01:09:09.460 --> 01:09:12.960
it's not right up in your face, but you know

01:09:12.960 --> 01:09:15.819
it's about Chicago. Very interesting lyrically

01:09:15.819 --> 01:09:19.760
and musically, I suppose. So Aidan, why don't

01:09:19.760 --> 01:09:23.159
you start us off with your list? Now, did we

01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:26.140
go over the rules of this list? Or did we not

01:09:26.140 --> 01:09:28.829
cover those yet? Oh, all the rules, like, that

01:09:28.829 --> 01:09:31.409
there are none? Yes. Yep, that was the one. OK,

01:09:31.630 --> 01:09:33.350
yeah. That was one. We definitely went over it.

01:09:33.470 --> 01:09:36.890
Because I have a top 12 list. There you go. Wait.

01:09:36.890 --> 01:09:40.449
Hang on. Page 18 again. Uh -oh. Now, you should

01:09:40.449 --> 01:09:41.649
be good. That is allowed. You should be fine.

01:09:41.970 --> 01:09:44.810
Yep. Yep. So I'll run my 12 through 2 with the

01:09:44.810 --> 01:09:47.970
big number 1 reveal. Uh -huh. Number 12. I've

01:09:47.970 --> 01:09:52.720
got Angels by Chance the Rapper. OK. Great track,

01:09:52.920 --> 01:09:56.720
nice bop. There's a feature artist. I don't remember

01:09:56.720 --> 01:10:01.380
who it is. A little bit of live research just

01:10:01.380 --> 01:10:02.779
to make sure I get everything right. I think

01:10:02.779 --> 01:10:04.760
that's appropriate. You know, that is something

01:10:04.760 --> 01:10:08.939
we can do. Saba is the feature artist on the

01:10:08.939 --> 01:10:11.979
track. Great track. Good album. Number 11, I've

01:10:11.979 --> 01:10:15.460
got South Side by Moby. South Side. Number 10,

01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:18.560
Chicago by Frank Sinatra. Gotta have him on there.

01:10:18.720 --> 01:10:22.250
Oh yeah. Number 9, here's a fun one. I put this

01:10:22.250 --> 01:10:24.449
one half on here as a joke and kind of half for

01:10:24.449 --> 01:10:28.229
real. In a way, it's Chicago, exclamation point,

01:10:28.729 --> 01:10:33.430
by Daniella Monet. Now, this is a song that was

01:10:33.430 --> 01:10:36.329
performed, I believe it's a Nickelodeon show

01:10:36.329 --> 01:10:40.029
called Victorious. Oh, yes. Do you remember this

01:10:40.029 --> 01:10:43.989
by chance? I remember that show. So one of the

01:10:43.989 --> 01:10:48.649
side characters, I don't know if it was Victorious's

01:10:48.649 --> 01:10:51.970
sister or like... I know who she is. She is the

01:10:51.970 --> 01:10:54.189
sister. Yeah, she's the sister. Yep, and she

01:10:54.189 --> 01:10:57.930
had this song about Chicago Which was one of

01:10:57.930 --> 01:11:01.390
my earliest childhood memories of a song about

01:11:01.390 --> 01:11:04.510
Chicago beside Frank Sinatra Yeah, I was like,

01:11:04.609 --> 01:11:08.069
oh my god. I can't believe Nickelodeon like Just

01:11:08.069 --> 01:11:11.050
popped off with this banger It was meant to be

01:11:11.050 --> 01:11:13.609
a joke song, but it was really kind of inspiring

01:11:13.609 --> 01:11:16.890
That is really interesting. It's a city. That's

01:11:16.890 --> 01:11:19.029
a sighting. It's a city. That's inviting It's

01:11:19.029 --> 01:11:23.409
a city for a woman just like me She kind of popped

01:11:23.409 --> 01:11:27.189
off with that So it's it's a fun way after this

01:11:27.189 --> 01:11:30.630
show is over. I'm totally gonna be YouTube. Oh,

01:11:30.909 --> 01:11:34.750
yeah relisten to that and it's it's like There's

01:11:34.750 --> 01:11:37.670
such a vitriol. It's not I don't know if she's

01:11:37.670 --> 01:11:40.930
a good singer or not, but in the character she

01:11:40.930 --> 01:11:44.770
was performing. The character is just not that

01:11:44.770 --> 01:11:48.069
pitch perfect, if you will. But she went out

01:11:48.069 --> 01:11:52.149
there and just sang it. It's like, oh man, I

01:11:52.149 --> 01:11:56.510
feel you, sister. Number eight, Chicago at Night

01:11:56.510 --> 01:12:00.090
by Spoon. Great track as well. Number seven,

01:12:00.369 --> 01:12:04.609
End of Beginning by Joe. I think it's a great

01:12:04.609 --> 01:12:07.430
song. I think it's a recent song too. It is.

01:12:08.110 --> 01:12:10.829
Number six, had to have him on here. Bad Bad

01:12:10.829 --> 01:12:16.310
Leroy Brown by Jim Croce. My man. Oh no. I didn't

01:12:16.310 --> 01:12:19.810
have it on the list. Oh no! Devastating news.

01:12:20.029 --> 01:12:22.789
Maddest man in the whole damn town. Yup, on the

01:12:22.789 --> 01:12:26.189
south side of Chicago. Number five, I'd Shy City

01:12:26.189 --> 01:12:30.590
by Common. Just a righteous track. And the production

01:12:30.590 --> 01:12:33.369
on that track, oh my god. Oh yeah. Number four,

01:12:33.550 --> 01:12:37.189
Saturday in the Park by Chicago. The song itself

01:12:37.189 --> 01:12:40.229
is by Chicago, very important. Number three,

01:12:40.409 --> 01:12:42.869
I Had Homecoming by Kanye West and Chris Martin.

01:12:43.710 --> 01:12:48.529
Number two, on my list, My Kind of Town, Frank

01:12:48.529 --> 01:12:54.069
Sinatra. My kind of town, Val Poet. Yeah, it's

01:12:54.069 --> 01:12:57.069
not Val Paraiso. It's Chicago, baby. Not so much.

01:12:57.229 --> 01:13:00.819
So that's my 12 through two. That's great. That's

01:13:00.819 --> 01:13:03.180
that's good. That's great. That's great. I did

01:13:03.180 --> 01:13:05.199
not have Frank Sinatra either So I don't know

01:13:05.199 --> 01:13:07.479
what the hell I was thinking what the heck when

01:13:07.479 --> 01:13:11.239
I made my list. Oh my goodness I know, but you

01:13:11.239 --> 01:13:13.420
know what I can do. What's that then? It's pretty

01:13:13.420 --> 01:13:18.079
amazing There's that term that we use as creators.

01:13:18.359 --> 01:13:22.199
Yeah fix it in post right and so I don't know

01:13:22.199 --> 01:13:26.479
if this is technically post fix it In present.

01:13:26.600 --> 01:13:30.439
In present. Yeah. I think is what is going on.

01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:34.039
So I'm going to put My Kind of Town. Yes, there

01:13:34.039 --> 01:13:38.500
you go. By Frank Sinatra. And Bad Leroy Brown.

01:13:39.579 --> 01:13:42.840
And my honorable mentions. There you go. It's

01:13:42.840 --> 01:13:45.699
not against the rules. No. There's no rules.

01:13:45.819 --> 01:13:47.579
There are no rules. At least that's what I heard.

01:13:49.149 --> 01:13:52.390
That is true. It's true. It's true. It's the

01:13:52.390 --> 01:13:54.829
way it is. Damn true. So I'm going to put those

01:13:54.829 --> 01:13:58.409
two there. Number 10, 2120 South Michigan Avenue

01:13:58.409 --> 01:14:03.350
by the Rolling Stones. Ooh, OK. Yep. South Saeed

01:14:03.350 --> 01:14:07.810
by Moby. Nice. Chi City by Common. Number 7,

01:14:08.050 --> 01:14:11.189
65th and Ingleside by Chance the Rapper. Oh,

01:14:11.310 --> 01:14:15.380
yeah. Yep. Chicago by Frank Sinatra, so I had

01:14:15.380 --> 01:14:18.460
the other one. Okay, there you go. End of beginning,

01:14:19.020 --> 01:14:21.239
I did have that. That is a song I like a lot.

01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:25.159
It's a good song. Saturday in the Park by Chicago.

01:14:25.840 --> 01:14:28.300
Fun fact, they weren't originally named Chicago.

01:14:28.539 --> 01:14:31.460
They were originally named the Chicago Transit

01:14:31.460 --> 01:14:34.380
Authority. And I bet there was some kind of lawsuit.

01:14:34.380 --> 01:14:36.300
There was an issue. There was an issue, so then

01:14:36.300 --> 01:14:40.899
they were just Chicago. Was almost my number

01:14:40.899 --> 01:14:43.159
one like the my three through one it could have

01:14:43.159 --> 01:14:46.279
totally been interchangeable But number three

01:14:46.279 --> 01:14:50.119
Jesus just left Chicago by ZZ Top. Oh nice great

01:14:50.119 --> 01:14:53.840
frickin tune I love it and number two Lakeshore

01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:58.720
Drive Bay, Aliotta Haynes and Jeremiah I almost

01:14:58.720 --> 01:15:00.939
put that track on there, too. Did you? Lakeshore

01:15:00.939 --> 01:15:04.359
Drive is great. Yeah, it is a great track Time

01:15:04.359 --> 01:15:06.079
for big number one reveal. Time for big number

01:15:06.079 --> 01:15:09.770
one. Big number one reveal. My number one Sweet

01:15:09.770 --> 01:15:14.130
Home Chicago by Robert Johnson slash the Blues

01:15:14.130 --> 01:15:17.630
Brothers slash Buddy Guy. Yeah. I mean, it just

01:15:17.630 --> 01:15:19.510
depends which version you're listening to. They're

01:15:19.510 --> 01:15:22.909
all fantastic. What a great track. It's a great

01:15:22.909 --> 01:15:26.189
track. It is a great track. Also my number one.

01:15:26.529 --> 01:15:30.970
It is Sweet Home Chicago. Baby, don't you want

01:15:30.970 --> 01:15:35.630
to go? Oh, yeah. Let's go right now. Yeah. Great.

01:15:36.609 --> 01:15:39.100
Great song. We share, every once in a while we

01:15:39.100 --> 01:15:40.560
share our number ones, but it's funny we do these

01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:44.039
lists. Aidan and I like have, I would say we're

01:15:44.039 --> 01:15:47.579
at about a rate of about 75%. Give or take? Give

01:15:47.579 --> 01:15:50.039
or take, and sometimes like exactly the number

01:15:50.039 --> 01:15:54.539
two, so that's always pretty funny. Or like our

01:15:54.539 --> 01:15:58.319
top threes are like mix matched, you know? But

01:15:58.319 --> 01:16:00.579
we'll always have some type of like agreement

01:16:00.579 --> 01:16:03.060
or big moment where it's like, holy shit, I forgot

01:16:03.060 --> 01:16:06.560
that track. Uh -huh, yep. But it is a good time.

01:16:06.880 --> 01:16:09.619
Did we miss any lovely listeners? Yeah, let us

01:16:09.619 --> 01:16:13.960
know. Send us those DMs. And we're across all

01:16:13.960 --> 01:16:18.100
socials, Aidan Maloney, Mark Maloney. I think

01:16:18.100 --> 01:16:21.319
you can still find AK219, which is our collaboration

01:16:21.319 --> 01:16:26.619
gaming. You can find content there and just all

01:16:26.619 --> 01:16:29.899
over. Just look for us, we're there. Send us

01:16:29.899 --> 01:16:32.760
any messages that you would like. Now something

01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:35.020
we've been doing as a way to kind of get a break

01:16:35.020 --> 01:16:37.760
from the movie reviews, review preview, which

01:16:37.760 --> 01:16:41.039
I typically do at this point, is going down a

01:16:41.039 --> 01:16:43.460
Reddit rabbit hole. Now it's fun because I had

01:16:43.460 --> 01:16:49.100
dinner with a friend last night and so I was

01:16:49.100 --> 01:16:52.300
having... dinner with my friend Carlos, or as

01:16:52.300 --> 01:16:54.500
Aiden refers to him, my boy Carlos. My boy Carlos.

01:16:55.199 --> 01:16:59.640
And so we were having dinner and he gave me something.

01:17:01.199 --> 01:17:05.000
Syphilis? Oh, that was the that was the confidential

01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:08.100
part. I'm sorry. Man, come on. Sorry, Carlos.

01:17:08.399 --> 01:17:17.329
Yeah, we both know it was the crabs. So. He said,

01:17:17.630 --> 01:17:20.069
I'm gonna rearrange the gutter. The only thing

01:17:20.069 --> 01:17:24.130
we heard was gonorrhea. Gonorrhea. I am gonorrhea.

01:17:26.609 --> 01:17:30.029
We go down the Reddit rabbit hole a little bit

01:17:30.029 --> 01:17:34.310
every week. So he gave me something, which I

01:17:34.310 --> 01:17:36.430
will not reveal today, but I will reveal to Aidan

01:17:36.430 --> 01:17:39.989
in a little bit. We'll probably do this one next

01:17:39.989 --> 01:17:44.600
week or the week after. It's fascinating, so

01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:46.819
I can't wait to show this is what we call T in

01:17:46.819 --> 01:17:50.479
the biz we call teaser hangar well cliffhanger

01:17:50.479 --> 01:17:55.180
hangar I hardly know her Poker in the front,

01:17:56.140 --> 01:17:57.539
liquor in the rear, is that? Or liquor in the

01:17:57.539 --> 01:17:59.220
front, poker in the... What does that mean? It's

01:17:59.220 --> 01:18:00.619
interchangeable. I don't know. I don't know what

01:18:00.619 --> 01:18:02.600
that means. Me either. Anyway, back to the rabbit

01:18:02.600 --> 01:18:06.239
hole. So, Aidan, what do you got for us this

01:18:06.239 --> 01:18:09.399
week? This week I have three fun little statistics,

01:18:09.779 --> 01:18:13.020
little graphs, perhaps I could send them over

01:18:13.020 --> 01:18:15.720
to Mark Mo to include in the infographic about

01:18:15.720 --> 01:18:19.800
this show, but I feel like they're kind of intertwined

01:18:19.800 --> 01:18:23.050
in a way. Ooh, okay. I like finding... These

01:18:23.050 --> 01:18:25.529
multiples I know sometimes in the future or even

01:18:25.529 --> 01:18:28.289
in the past with this segment on radio. I it'll

01:18:28.289 --> 01:18:33.550
just be a infographic statistical thing But I

01:18:33.550 --> 01:18:36.770
found three today that I think are kind of an

01:18:36.770 --> 01:18:40.989
intertwined. Oh one might say okay. I have a

01:18:40.989 --> 01:18:44.789
graph here percentage of young adults Between

01:18:44.789 --> 01:18:50.029
the ages of 18 and 24 who are parents Okay from

01:18:50.029 --> 01:18:53.689
2010 to 2023 and how it has changed. So as a

01:18:53.689 --> 01:18:59.109
whole in the USA in 2010, the average 10 .4 %

01:18:59.109 --> 01:19:04.390
of young adults were parents, had a child. And

01:19:04.390 --> 01:19:08.930
some of the outliers here would be Arkansas at

01:19:08.930 --> 01:19:16.229
16 .2 % of young adults being... parents Idaho

01:19:16.229 --> 01:19:19.569
fifteen point three percent Texas fourteen point

01:19:19.569 --> 01:19:22.829
seven percent and Then you've got places like

01:19:22.829 --> 01:19:25.130
Vermont where it's six point five percent, New

01:19:25.130 --> 01:19:28.050
Jersey six point one percent Minnesota eight

01:19:28.050 --> 01:19:32.050
point seven now in 2023 and of course this graph

01:19:32.050 --> 01:19:35.430
would be much different today in 2025 with yeah

01:19:35.430 --> 01:19:38.789
the cost of everything being exorbitant even

01:19:38.789 --> 01:19:46.439
from 2010 to 2023 A 13 -year gap. The rate of

01:19:46.439 --> 01:19:49.220
young adults, 18 through 24, being parents went

01:19:49.220 --> 01:19:57.380
from 10 .4 % to 5 .5%. Ooh. Haved. Haved in a

01:19:57.380 --> 01:20:00.539
decade and change. Where the outliers, like Arkansas,

01:20:01.260 --> 01:20:05.420
dropped from 16 .2 to 9 .4. Oh, wow. Texas dropped

01:20:05.420 --> 01:20:09.869
to 7 .7. Idaho, 6 .6. And then you had places

01:20:09.869 --> 01:20:11.989
like New Hampshire and Vermont, which are sub

01:20:11.989 --> 01:20:19.189
3%. Wisconsin 4 .5, Minnesota 4 .1. So young

01:20:19.189 --> 01:20:23.590
parenthood has heaved in the last decade and

01:20:23.590 --> 01:20:27.430
a half. Interesting. And I have a weird inkling

01:20:27.430 --> 01:20:30.489
will continue to drop. Oh, for sure. Here's a

01:20:30.489 --> 01:20:33.729
different graph, which, you know, I don't know

01:20:33.729 --> 01:20:37.010
if it takes a big brain to connect these two,

01:20:37.109 --> 01:20:42.579
but... this is a graph mortality ratio by year

01:20:42.579 --> 01:20:47.659
of age and the comparison is Europe being the

01:20:47.659 --> 01:20:51.060
steady point and how America compares to it so

01:20:51.060 --> 01:20:54.720
America or Europe being the one of the graph

01:20:54.720 --> 01:20:59.520
yeah and the United States of America being what

01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:03.739
ratio of people of that age die to things like

01:21:03.739 --> 01:21:07.550
health issues or homicides things like that So,

01:21:07.810 --> 01:21:12.229
this is a 2017 statistic where 20 -year -olds

01:21:12.229 --> 01:21:18.750
in the US are two and a half times more likely

01:21:18.750 --> 01:21:23.010
to die than in Europe. Oh, God. Period. Full

01:21:23.010 --> 01:21:27.310
stop. That's the statement. That's the fact.

01:21:27.329 --> 01:21:29.789
That's problematic. Two and a half times more,

01:21:29.949 --> 01:21:32.109
whether through health issues or homicide or

01:21:32.109 --> 01:21:34.979
other types of death. Yeah. By the age of 28,

01:21:35.460 --> 01:21:40.800
it jumps to 3 .3 times. Oh my God. By the age

01:21:40.800 --> 01:21:46.619
of 50, it's still 1 .7 times. The only point

01:21:46.619 --> 01:21:48.939
on this graph where Americans are less likely

01:21:48.939 --> 01:21:52.920
to die than Europeans is after the age of 86.

01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:57.340
Yikes. But even then, it stays within like 0

01:21:57.340 --> 01:22:02.859
.8 to 1 type ratio. OK. Now. The third and final

01:22:02.859 --> 01:22:05.800
one I have here, the percentage of Americans

01:22:05.800 --> 01:22:10.260
without health insurance. Oh no. Which across

01:22:10.260 --> 01:22:13.680
the US, and this is as of 2023, I do not have

01:22:13.680 --> 01:22:18.819
a newer statistic than that, as of 2023, 8 .53

01:22:18.819 --> 01:22:21.319
% of Americans live without health insurance.

01:22:22.020 --> 01:22:25.680
And of course most Europeans know our health

01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:27.899
insurance is pretty dog shit even if you have

01:22:27.899 --> 01:22:29.899
it. Even if you have it, yeah. Even if you have

01:22:29.899 --> 01:22:35.949
it. Um, so that 8 .5 % is, you know, way higher

01:22:35.949 --> 01:22:37.970
than that if you think of people who can't even

01:22:37.970 --> 01:22:42.149
afford to hit their deductibles. Yep. So, the

01:22:42.149 --> 01:22:45.829
worst, the top five states in uninsured individuals,

01:22:46.430 --> 01:22:53.090
Texas, 17 .4%. Mm. Oklahoma, 13 .5%. Georgia,

01:22:53.409 --> 01:22:59.310
12 .5%. Florida, 12%. Mississippi, 11 .5%. The

01:22:59.310 --> 01:23:03.529
bottom five states, Massachusetts is pretty low

01:23:03.529 --> 01:23:08.869
at 2 .6%, Hawaii 3 .7%, Vermont about 4%, Rhode

01:23:08.869 --> 01:23:12.750
Island just over 4%, Minnesota 4 .5%. And the

01:23:12.750 --> 01:23:16.289
reason I think these are intertwined and interestingly

01:23:16.289 --> 01:23:21.409
connected is because you could draw a graph between

01:23:21.409 --> 01:23:24.350
which states were on the worse end of these stats

01:23:24.350 --> 01:23:28.010
to which states... Also have the worst end of

01:23:28.010 --> 01:23:31.930
these statistics and I think which could be a

01:23:31.930 --> 01:23:35.189
future down the reddit rabbit hole of finding

01:23:35.189 --> 01:23:39.890
these statistics of What percentage of Americans

01:23:39.890 --> 01:23:44.970
are properly? given sexual education Yeah, what

01:23:44.970 --> 01:23:48.970
percentage of these Americans have You know state

01:23:48.970 --> 01:23:51.510
Medicare and Medicaid which percentage of these

01:23:51.510 --> 01:23:55.250
Americans have decent social programs in their

01:23:55.250 --> 01:23:59.460
state Now, it's pretty easy. There are statistics

01:23:59.460 --> 01:24:00.960
out there, which I think I'll bring up in the

01:24:00.960 --> 01:24:05.439
future as well, about quality of life and happiness

01:24:05.439 --> 01:24:09.260
score, the happiness index, where states like

01:24:09.260 --> 01:24:13.020
Minnesota rank among the top European countries

01:24:13.020 --> 01:24:17.760
in terms of quality of life, whereas states like

01:24:17.760 --> 01:24:22.270
Mississippi rank below... Portugal and and other

01:24:22.270 --> 01:24:25.510
Europe struggling European countries yes, so

01:24:25.510 --> 01:24:27.850
it's it's just fascinating how all of these are

01:24:27.850 --> 01:24:31.090
intertwined and how of them how much of them

01:24:31.090 --> 01:24:35.189
kind of are Specifically affected by the fact

01:24:35.189 --> 01:24:38.909
that we as Americans don't get health care correct

01:24:38.909 --> 01:24:43.029
We just don't get health care, and it's fascinating

01:24:43.029 --> 01:24:47.340
to me in a weird like fucked up way where it's

01:24:47.340 --> 01:24:50.420
like, wow, I can see from both the outside and

01:24:50.420 --> 01:24:54.939
the inside of how all of this connects. Yeah.

01:24:55.800 --> 01:25:00.119
Yeah, it's something. And it's disappointing,

01:25:00.739 --> 01:25:05.140
to say the least. The one state I think you mentioned,

01:25:06.039 --> 01:25:08.140
Massachusetts, I think, was one of them that

01:25:08.140 --> 01:25:11.520
was relatively low. That's because long before

01:25:11.520 --> 01:25:15.159
Obamacare, There was Romney care. He was the

01:25:15.159 --> 01:25:17.920
governor of Massachusetts at the time and he

01:25:17.920 --> 01:25:20.319
came up with his own social health program right

01:25:20.319 --> 01:25:24.380
so that was that was the way to kind of alleviate

01:25:24.380 --> 01:25:28.960
all these particular problems and Now we kind

01:25:28.960 --> 01:25:33.319
of live in an environment where for example snap

01:25:33.319 --> 01:25:37.079
and wick benefits They're not whoever gets them.

01:25:37.180 --> 01:25:39.680
You're not getting them, right? You're not getting

01:25:39.680 --> 01:25:43.079
them. And that's part of health. You are malnourished.

01:25:43.100 --> 01:25:45.020
That is going to cause a problem. Right. Right.

01:25:45.300 --> 01:25:46.880
And you have all these people that are malnourished.

01:25:47.039 --> 01:25:48.520
You're taking all these Medicare or Medicaid

01:25:48.520 --> 01:25:51.899
programs away. Who's going to pay for that? Right.

01:25:52.500 --> 01:25:55.800
Who's going to pay for that? And so we really

01:25:55.800 --> 01:25:59.770
... Am I going too far as to call it a health

01:25:59.770 --> 01:26:02.430
crisis? I don't think I am. No. I think we have

01:26:02.430 --> 01:26:05.050
a health crisis in this country. It's amazing

01:26:05.050 --> 01:26:10.170
to me that you can go to so many countries, Germany,

01:26:10.850 --> 01:26:15.390
UK, France, go to Canada even, and if people

01:26:15.390 --> 01:26:17.789
get sick, they just go. They don't have to have

01:26:17.789 --> 01:26:20.010
a card. They don't have to fill out all these

01:26:20.010 --> 01:26:24.560
forms. You go. You go, can I see your ID? Yep,

01:26:24.720 --> 01:26:26.600
okay. Yeah, sit down, wait for your name to be

01:26:26.600 --> 01:26:29.000
called. You go and you see the doctor, and that's

01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:31.340
it. Yeah. It's like, oh, well, gee, how much

01:26:31.340 --> 01:26:32.979
did the visit cost? It's like, oh, I don't know.

01:26:32.979 --> 01:26:36.960
You may have a clerical charge of like $5. Oh,

01:26:37.100 --> 01:26:41.260
it will cost $10 to park. Exactly. Oh, okay.

01:26:41.880 --> 01:26:44.180
Okay, yeah, you're gonna have some little charge

01:26:44.180 --> 01:26:46.420
like that at most. You've got Americans taking

01:26:46.420 --> 01:26:48.800
Uber to the fucking hospital because an ambulance

01:26:48.800 --> 01:26:53.479
costs $8 ,000. Mm -hmm. And I pocket and I always

01:26:53.479 --> 01:26:55.819
hear from Americans and I don't want to call

01:26:55.819 --> 01:26:58.779
them stupid. I'll just call them misinformed

01:26:58.779 --> 01:27:02.800
But basically you always get will they pay more

01:27:02.800 --> 01:27:06.119
taxes and do a blah blah look Whether they have

01:27:06.119 --> 01:27:09.520
more taxes or not to pay for health to make sure

01:27:09.520 --> 01:27:11.319
that everybody gets the health care that they

01:27:11.319 --> 01:27:14.180
need Which seems to be a basic fucking right,

01:27:14.180 --> 01:27:18.079
right? I've been to Canada. You've been to Canada.

01:27:18.079 --> 01:27:20.819
Yeah Everybody seems to get on fine. Everybody

01:27:20.819 --> 01:27:23.399
owns a car, they own a home. Because it's easier

01:27:23.399 --> 01:27:26.920
to pay $2 ,000 more in taxes a year, as an average

01:27:26.920 --> 01:27:30.399
working American, than it is to pay $10 ,000

01:27:30.399 --> 01:27:33.659
a year in premiums. Right. $6 ,000 a year in

01:27:33.659 --> 01:27:36.539
deductible. Getting into legal battles, whether

01:27:36.539 --> 01:27:40.319
or not this was medically necessary. Right. Death

01:27:40.319 --> 01:27:42.439
boards or whatever they call them. Yeah. It's

01:27:42.439 --> 01:27:45.199
a fucking nightmare. It is a nightmare. And once

01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:48.829
again, Look, doctors take Hippocrates and they're

01:27:48.829 --> 01:27:52.050
supposed to do all that they can for the people

01:27:52.050 --> 01:27:54.489
and do what is best for their health. But it's

01:27:54.489 --> 01:27:58.069
almost impossible to do that for people when

01:27:58.069 --> 01:28:01.350
all these health organizations are all for profit.

01:28:01.449 --> 01:28:04.350
Right. They care about the money. Why don't we

01:28:04.350 --> 01:28:06.550
have cures for all these diseases? Hell, back

01:28:06.550 --> 01:28:09.390
in the 1920s and 30s we were curing shit. Why

01:28:09.390 --> 01:28:11.449
can't we cure stuff anymore? Because there's

01:28:11.449 --> 01:28:14.300
no money in it. There's no money. We would rather

01:28:14.300 --> 01:28:18.939
continue to produce drugs To treat symptoms right

01:28:18.939 --> 01:28:20.939
and actually cure the disease because there's

01:28:20.939 --> 01:28:23.539
no money in it, right? That's plain and simple.

01:28:23.600 --> 01:28:26.420
Yeah, it's devastating, right? It's devastating.

01:28:26.439 --> 01:28:28.739
It's the world we live in. It's the country we

01:28:28.739 --> 01:28:30.579
live in It's the country we live in true. That

01:28:30.579 --> 01:28:33.699
is that is I should amend that and I just did

01:28:33.699 --> 01:28:37.399
Fix it in present and fix it in present, right?

01:28:37.479 --> 01:28:39.020
Yeah, we don't do it in post anymore. We fix

01:28:39.020 --> 01:28:43.289
it in present We're that damn good Yeah, but

01:28:43.289 --> 01:28:45.810
now a way to go down that rabbit hole and how

01:28:45.810 --> 01:28:50.229
a lot of that stuff interconnects. And as far

01:28:50.229 --> 01:28:53.930
as young people no longer breeding, that's a

01:28:53.930 --> 01:28:57.909
concern. That's a huge concern. Dropping fertility

01:28:57.909 --> 01:29:01.189
rates, it's not a U .S. thing. It's happening

01:29:01.189 --> 01:29:04.449
across Europe. It's happening in Asia. It's happening

01:29:04.449 --> 01:29:10.340
in the U .S. It's Gen Z and Millennials. Of course,

01:29:10.539 --> 01:29:12.680
Gen Alpha isn't necessarily at the age where

01:29:12.680 --> 01:29:15.720
they can have children. But it's the fact that,

01:29:16.000 --> 01:29:18.920
hey, it's unaffordable to live as a human being.

01:29:19.439 --> 01:29:22.340
How the fuck am I gonna scrounge up a half million

01:29:22.340 --> 01:29:25.359
dollars to raise a different person to the age

01:29:25.359 --> 01:29:30.819
of 18? I can't afford it. It's a no. Cannot afford

01:29:30.819 --> 01:29:34.579
it. Yeah, you can't afford it, and then that's

01:29:34.579 --> 01:29:36.539
another human, you know what, that you have to

01:29:36.539 --> 01:29:38.939
feed, another human that needs health insurance,

01:29:39.199 --> 01:29:41.239
and you can't do it. It's another human you have

01:29:41.239 --> 01:29:44.060
to care for, which means if two working parents,

01:29:44.640 --> 01:29:47.619
working 80 hours a week collectively, who's watching

01:29:47.619 --> 01:29:50.579
the child? Can't do it. Schools are underfunded,

01:29:50.779 --> 01:29:55.180
teachers are underpaid. Yep. No. That's a no.

01:29:55.439 --> 01:29:58.619
That is a no and then even within our education

01:29:58.619 --> 01:30:02.479
system, you know, these kids go all day They

01:30:02.479 --> 01:30:05.619
eight o 'clock to 2 2 30 and they come out with

01:30:05.619 --> 01:30:08.380
2 2 30 and what do they have with them a backpack

01:30:08.380 --> 01:30:12.039
filled with homework? Why? There should there

01:30:12.039 --> 01:30:15.640
should be a law against homework. That is a dumbest

01:30:15.640 --> 01:30:19.319
frickin concept There is not another country

01:30:19.319 --> 01:30:23.000
Where kids bring that shit home? They don't right

01:30:23.000 --> 01:30:26.210
they do the work at school That's what they're

01:30:26.210 --> 01:30:28.789
there for. They do the work at school. The whole

01:30:28.789 --> 01:30:31.109
concept that kids have to come home and write

01:30:31.109 --> 01:30:33.510
essays and do all this studying and all this

01:30:33.510 --> 01:30:37.810
shit is absolutely absurd. It's absurd. It's

01:30:37.810 --> 01:30:39.890
a reason why our education system is in the toilet

01:30:39.890 --> 01:30:45.029
as well. It's a hot mess. And it always brings

01:30:45.029 --> 01:30:47.270
up an interesting conversation whenever we go

01:30:47.270 --> 01:30:49.270
down this Reddit rabbit hole. We could kill another

01:30:49.270 --> 01:30:52.970
two hours on this, I'm sure. So we'll wrap it

01:30:52.970 --> 01:30:56.079
today. But let us know if you like us going down

01:30:56.079 --> 01:30:59.140
the Reddit rabbit hole, given the movie's a little

01:30:59.140 --> 01:31:01.500
bit of a break here, because we do like to change

01:31:01.500 --> 01:31:03.140
things up from time to time. So let us know if

01:31:03.140 --> 01:31:06.159
you like it. you know, just like my boy Carlos.

01:31:06.420 --> 01:31:08.239
My boy Carlos. Gave us a little something to

01:31:08.239 --> 01:31:11.279
go down that rabbit hole. If there's something

01:31:11.279 --> 01:31:13.420
you want us to investigate, something you want

01:31:13.420 --> 01:31:15.760
us to go down that hole, we're happy to do that.

01:31:16.039 --> 01:31:18.079
We don't even have our friend who's a spelunker.

01:31:18.220 --> 01:31:20.479
We're just going to go. We're going to go put

01:31:20.479 --> 01:31:24.399
the light on our cap and just be careful. Yes.

01:31:24.720 --> 01:31:27.579
Yeah, be very, very careful. Before we get to

01:31:27.579 --> 01:31:31.369
our final break, We have a second call while

01:31:31.369 --> 01:31:35.510
you were sleeping. So Aiden investigates games

01:31:35.510 --> 01:31:39.310
and and youtubers and and shows and all sorts

01:31:39.310 --> 01:31:41.550
of stuff to maybe kind of find something Hey,

01:31:41.590 --> 01:31:44.210
I think people are sleeping on this or maybe

01:31:44.210 --> 01:31:45.949
just something a little bit older tech. Maybe

01:31:45.949 --> 01:31:49.329
we forgot so Aiden, what do you got for us? So

01:31:49.329 --> 01:31:53.119
while you were sleeping And I know, during this

01:31:53.119 --> 01:31:55.119
segment, I've brought this up once during the

01:31:55.119 --> 01:31:57.180
radio show, and I think I brought this up during

01:31:57.180 --> 01:31:59.340
season one of the Mark Mo show, but I want to

01:31:59.340 --> 01:32:04.340
reiterate its excellence. And also its financial

01:32:04.340 --> 01:32:08.720
possibility. It is the series of video games

01:32:08.720 --> 01:32:14.600
called I'm On Observation Duty. They are fan

01:32:14.600 --> 01:32:19.079
-tastic. And so many people sleep on them because...

01:32:19.020 --> 01:32:21.399
I mean, multiple reasons. Some people would rather

01:32:21.399 --> 01:32:24.439
watch a horror movie or watch someone play a

01:32:24.439 --> 01:32:25.960
horror game than play a horror game themselves.

01:32:26.100 --> 01:32:28.079
And that's fine. You can do that. You could even

01:32:28.079 --> 01:32:29.939
do that on YouTube on Aidan Spelt the Right Way

01:32:29.939 --> 01:32:35.039
or AK219. But it's super great. Observation Duty.

01:32:35.600 --> 01:32:38.920
Horror survival game you monitor live surveillance

01:32:38.920 --> 01:32:42.060
cameras to find and report supernatural anomalies

01:32:42.060 --> 01:32:44.699
Your goal is to survive the night shift by spotting

01:32:44.699 --> 01:32:50.680
changes moving furniture intruders ghosts The

01:32:50.680 --> 01:32:54.180
abyss taking over your land and you have to spot

01:32:54.180 --> 01:32:57.380
these things as they're happening before the

01:32:57.380 --> 01:33:00.670
anomalies overtake and kill you Now, there are

01:33:00.670 --> 01:33:03.210
seven games in this series currently out. I believe

01:33:03.210 --> 01:33:07.350
an eighth one is in the making. And the reason

01:33:07.350 --> 01:33:11.149
I'm bringing them up again is because, first

01:33:11.149 --> 01:33:13.010
of all, it's spooky season. It's the perfect

01:33:13.010 --> 01:33:15.689
time to bring them up again. Yes. Secondly, you

01:33:15.689 --> 01:33:18.829
can buy the catalog. You can buy all seven games

01:33:18.829 --> 01:33:23.930
for, I think, under $30. Oh. Seven video games

01:33:23.930 --> 01:33:26.369
for under like $30. And you're supporting an

01:33:26.369 --> 01:33:31.210
indie dev. And on top of that, They're very resource

01:33:31.210 --> 01:33:34.250
friendly. You don't need an excellent graphics

01:33:34.250 --> 01:33:37.189
card. You don't need a high powered CPU. You

01:33:37.189 --> 01:33:41.369
don't need 30 gigs of RAM. You can run it on

01:33:41.369 --> 01:33:44.289
a potato if that's all you own. Sure. And it

01:33:44.289 --> 01:33:48.489
is so worth it. The games themselves are remarkably

01:33:48.489 --> 01:33:52.090
fun. And it's not, it is a single player game,

01:33:52.550 --> 01:33:54.689
but you can play it with a room full of people.

01:33:55.069 --> 01:33:57.130
You could crack it out at the Halloween party

01:33:57.130 --> 01:33:59.050
like, hey, boys, we're playing Observation Duty.

01:33:59.590 --> 01:34:02.869
It is a really, really good time, not only for

01:34:02.869 --> 01:34:06.029
yourself, but for spectators with you, who are

01:34:06.029 --> 01:34:08.430
playing along with you. It is a great time. You

01:34:08.430 --> 01:34:11.550
can find it on Steam. I believe it's just a PC

01:34:11.550 --> 01:34:13.789
game. And the reason I bring up Steam specifically

01:34:13.789 --> 01:34:17.029
is it is one of the few games I've ever found

01:34:17.029 --> 01:34:22.069
that have a 10 out of 10 rating on Steam. Whoa.

01:34:22.879 --> 01:34:27.539
Rated by players. Players have collectively agreed

01:34:27.539 --> 01:34:31.340
this game is 10 of 10. That is phenomenal. I

01:34:31.340 --> 01:34:34.079
believe it. And I cannot recommend it enough.

01:34:34.279 --> 01:34:37.939
I think it's made by a solo dev. Either that

01:34:37.939 --> 01:34:39.800
or it's a small dev team. I believe they're called

01:34:39.800 --> 01:34:42.939
Notovia, but I think it's just a solo dev. But

01:34:42.939 --> 01:34:45.300
the games themselves are phenomenal and I can't

01:34:45.300 --> 01:34:47.920
recommend it enough. Even if you've got a potato,

01:34:48.140 --> 01:34:51.220
you're running on yesteryear's technology, you

01:34:51.220 --> 01:34:54.619
can run this. You know, it is very resource friendly

01:34:54.619 --> 01:34:57.279
and I can't recommend it enough. It's a great

01:34:57.279 --> 01:35:00.159
game to play. It's a great game to watch. And

01:35:00.159 --> 01:35:03.000
it's the perfect season for it. Observation duty.

01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:10.340
Yeah, I've seen it being played before. I think...

01:35:10.220 --> 01:35:14.439
We did one, didn't we? We did one, but the episode

01:35:14.439 --> 01:35:17.960
was lost because we had already been through

01:35:17.960 --> 01:35:21.260
about four hours of recording that day, and you'd

01:35:21.260 --> 01:35:23.960
gotten a little sleepy. I did, I didn't get my

01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:26.600
nap in. You didn't get your nap in, and unfortunately

01:35:26.600 --> 01:35:29.060
the nap happened during the recording, so...

01:35:29.060 --> 01:35:31.420
Which I thought was funny. It was funny, but

01:35:31.420 --> 01:35:34.359
there's only so much you can do in editing to

01:35:34.359 --> 01:35:37.279
kind of make up for that, so it's... I don't

01:35:37.279 --> 01:35:40.100
know, we will revisit that. We'll have to. We'll

01:35:40.100 --> 01:35:43.260
have to. If anything, maybe just a funny reel

01:35:43.260 --> 01:35:46.539
or something. Right, right. Because it's kind

01:35:46.539 --> 01:35:48.699
of worth it. But yeah, that was fun. That was

01:35:48.699 --> 01:35:51.199
a good time. It is a great time. And I swear

01:35:51.199 --> 01:35:54.239
to God, like sometimes you can flip through all

01:35:54.239 --> 01:35:56.239
the different rooms and stuff as you're investigating

01:35:56.239 --> 01:35:58.279
and looking for anomalies and things like that.

01:35:58.520 --> 01:36:00.180
And you go through it, and you go through it,

01:36:00.180 --> 01:36:01.699
and you go through it, and it's looping through

01:36:01.699 --> 01:36:02.979
all these different cameras. I swear to God,

01:36:03.079 --> 01:36:04.579
nothing's changed. And then you get this warning

01:36:04.579 --> 01:36:08.300
like, multiple anomalies, and you're just like,

01:36:08.300 --> 01:36:11.590
what? What is happening? Yeah, and the frustrating

01:36:11.590 --> 01:36:13.329
thing is they don't tell you what you write.

01:36:13.750 --> 01:36:16.930
There are sir I think six and seven will tell

01:36:16.930 --> 01:36:19.430
you like oh you missed something in this camera

01:36:19.430 --> 01:36:21.029
You missed something in this camera and you're

01:36:21.029 --> 01:36:23.789
like, okay, I got to restudy those then but the

01:36:23.789 --> 01:36:26.829
earlier games It's is raw. You just get fucked.

01:36:26.869 --> 01:36:29.890
It's like now you died. You missed four anomalies

01:36:29.890 --> 01:36:33.630
It's like what the hell did I do? Yeah, the only

01:36:33.630 --> 01:36:36.550
thing you can do is just reload it again I'm

01:36:36.550 --> 01:36:40.199
trying to think of And I know it's something

01:36:40.199 --> 01:36:42.220
else that's pretty popular might be something

01:36:42.220 --> 01:36:46.939
we have to investigate It's a game Gosh, I can't

01:36:46.939 --> 01:36:49.699
remember what it's called There's like a bunch

01:36:49.699 --> 01:36:52.460
of you and you're these these little these little

01:36:52.460 --> 01:36:54.640
people you kind of bounce around But you like

01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:57.399
land on this planet your ship lands, and then

01:36:57.399 --> 01:37:00.500
you got to go and you got to like find stuff

01:37:00.500 --> 01:37:04.329
on these planets You're kind of bouncing around

01:37:04.329 --> 01:37:06.090
and then there's these monsters and other things

01:37:06.090 --> 01:37:09.069
you really can't see But you try not to get killed

01:37:09.069 --> 01:37:11.670
and you try to go and get whatever item you're

01:37:11.670 --> 01:37:13.390
supposed to get and then get back to the ship

01:37:13.390 --> 01:37:17.609
So you can oh, yeah, what is that a lethal company

01:37:17.609 --> 01:37:20.649
lethal company? Yeah, like I thought that was

01:37:20.649 --> 01:37:23.270
a lot of fun Yeah, and kind of spooky cuz you're

01:37:23.270 --> 01:37:25.109
like out there and the some of the screens are

01:37:25.109 --> 01:37:27.909
kind of dark Sometimes you just hear things and

01:37:27.909 --> 01:37:31.029
you're like, oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I believe

01:37:31.029 --> 01:37:34.090
that's Lethal Company, and that's a great time.

01:37:34.229 --> 01:37:37.510
Yeah, that's a good one, too. But yeah, good

01:37:37.510 --> 01:37:39.350
on this one. Yeah, Observation Duty is awesome.

01:37:40.609 --> 01:37:42.949
All right, that concludes While You Were Sleeping,

01:37:43.350 --> 01:37:45.149
and we're going to take a quick break. Come back,

01:37:45.189 --> 01:37:47.210
and we've got our beer review in the World of

01:37:47.210 --> 01:38:08.439
Weird News. All right, we are back for the home

01:38:08.439 --> 01:38:11.220
stretch of the Mark Mo Show podcast. Check us

01:38:11.220 --> 01:38:14.699
out on all podcast platforms and YouTube. And

01:38:14.699 --> 01:38:17.239
like, subscribe, all that good stuff. I'm here

01:38:17.239 --> 01:38:20.729
with my son, Aidan Maloney. And we're going to

01:38:20.729 --> 01:38:23.369
finish this up real neat, real nice. And we're

01:38:23.369 --> 01:38:26.670
going to do it with our beer review. So what

01:38:26.670 --> 01:38:29.770
do we have this weekend? This week we have, by

01:38:29.770 --> 01:38:33.369
the Moody Tongue Brewing Company, which is out

01:38:33.369 --> 01:38:38.729
of, you guessed it, Chicago, Illinois, a Baltic

01:38:38.729 --> 01:38:42.090
Porter. Oh. Now, what is a Baltic Porter, you

01:38:42.090 --> 01:38:45.909
might ask? Baltic Porter, smooth, cold, fermented,

01:38:46.189 --> 01:38:50.810
codeloggered beers. Brewed with lager yeast because

01:38:50.810 --> 01:38:54.909
of its alcoholic strength may include very low

01:38:54.909 --> 01:38:58.489
complex alcohol flavors, lager fruitiness such

01:38:58.489 --> 01:39:01.630
as berries, grapes, plums, ale -like fruitness

01:39:01.630 --> 01:39:06.409
from the warm temperature, the stylus malt flavors

01:39:06.409 --> 01:39:09.289
of a brown porter as well. But this one here

01:39:09.289 --> 01:39:13.050
specifically is advertised as a caramelized chocolate

01:39:13.050 --> 01:39:16.430
churro baltic porter. It's a lot. It's a lot

01:39:16.430 --> 01:39:22.029
going on. A lot going on. 7 % ABV as they describe

01:39:22.029 --> 01:39:25.869
it. Oh, let's go. This 7 % medium -bodied coffee

01:39:25.869 --> 01:39:28.829
-colored Baltic porter carries the flavors of

01:39:28.829 --> 01:39:31.489
Madagascar vanilla, Mexican cinnamon with the

01:39:31.489 --> 01:39:39.270
aromatics of dark Oaxacan chocolate? Sure. How

01:39:39.270 --> 01:39:45.260
do you pronounce that? Yes. x a c a n oh Okay,

01:39:45.520 --> 01:39:49.739
hang on that is a that is a word from Mexico

01:39:49.739 --> 01:39:52.779
a walk -in chocolate I don't know what I'm looking

01:39:52.779 --> 01:39:57.779
at. Oh, no neither do we? No technical difficulties

01:39:57.779 --> 01:40:04.939
what what's that song usually with it? Okay,

01:40:05.000 --> 01:40:11.060
let's walk in that is a Mexican word Which makes

01:40:11.060 --> 01:40:13.020
sense, a lot of chocolate comes out of Mexico.

01:40:13.579 --> 01:40:19.939
O -A -X -A -K -A -N... Uh... Oaxacan. Sure. Yeah.

01:40:20.140 --> 01:40:24.739
Sure. Because the X is an H. In English. Yes.

01:40:25.279 --> 01:40:29.800
Yup. Mexican. Mejicano. Mm -hmm. Awaken Awaken

01:40:29.800 --> 01:40:32.500
sounds sounds like a plan regardless. It's caramelized

01:40:32.500 --> 01:40:34.880
chocolate churro Baltic Porter That's what we're

01:40:34.880 --> 01:40:37.399
ranking on a scale from one to five using the

01:40:37.399 --> 01:40:39.720
untapped app on our telephones Not sponsored,

01:40:39.739 --> 01:40:43.460
but is recommended Because hey because why not

01:40:43.460 --> 01:40:46.300
it's free. That's right. So we're drinking it

01:40:46.300 --> 01:40:49.399
out of a bottle today and We'll be letting you

01:40:49.399 --> 01:40:52.859
know how much we like it what flavor notes we

01:40:52.859 --> 01:40:55.039
have and of course in the comments Let us know

01:40:55.039 --> 01:40:59.600
what you are enjoying Today mmm a slantra to

01:40:59.600 --> 01:41:03.899
you slantra Boy, that's smooth. My goodness.

01:41:03.899 --> 01:41:08.359
Oh Oh, that's delightful. It's sweet. It's smooth.

01:41:08.720 --> 01:41:11.659
Oh, yeah, I get a touch of cinnamon for sure

01:41:11.659 --> 01:41:14.859
back end touch of cinnamon They mentioned vanilla

01:41:14.859 --> 01:41:17.760
that the vanilla is light. It's it's more so

01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:19.880
cinnamon. I definitely get the cocoa chocolate

01:41:19.880 --> 01:41:23.260
flavor. They're going for Mm -hmm churro when

01:41:23.260 --> 01:41:28.099
I'm thinking churro. I'm thinking a weedy cinnamony

01:41:28.099 --> 01:41:31.420
sugary this is a big doughy penis shaped thing

01:41:31.420 --> 01:41:34.319
yeah exactly that exactly that but they're good

01:41:34.319 --> 01:41:37.279
as hell they are good as hell but it's deaf I

01:41:37.279 --> 01:41:40.560
there's something and I don't mean for this to

01:41:40.560 --> 01:41:44.500
sound it will I I like this but there's something

01:41:44.500 --> 01:41:46.819
missing I'm just gonna say that there's something

01:41:46.819 --> 01:41:52.760
missing I get cinnamon I get chocolate cocoa

01:41:53.359 --> 01:41:56.939
The vanilla and the weediness of the churro I

01:41:56.939 --> 01:42:01.300
don't get and You know on my palate. I'm not

01:42:01.300 --> 01:42:04.380
I'm not getting anything that's overpowering.

01:42:04.380 --> 01:42:07.460
I would agree I think the balance of the flavors

01:42:07.460 --> 01:42:10.479
is really good I can definitely tell what we

01:42:10.479 --> 01:42:13.100
tell where it is a darker chocolate because when

01:42:13.100 --> 01:42:15.939
you get things that are chocolate more like You

01:42:15.939 --> 01:42:19.100
know sweet or semi -sweet That would sit on the

01:42:19.100 --> 01:42:21.439
palette much different than this does So like,

01:42:21.600 --> 01:42:23.500
it's just kind of a hint of chocolate, almost

01:42:23.500 --> 01:42:25.380
like a bitter chocolate, like a dark chocolate.

01:42:25.460 --> 01:42:28.920
Sure. So I do like that. That's pretty much what

01:42:28.920 --> 01:42:30.600
I'm getting. I don't get the vanilla like you're

01:42:30.600 --> 01:42:32.979
getting, but I do get the chocolate a little

01:42:32.979 --> 01:42:37.539
bit. But it's clean. I mean, it just goes down

01:42:37.539 --> 01:42:40.239
a lot lighter than most porters do. I would agree.

01:42:40.319 --> 01:42:43.739
There's less bitterness. Usually porters come

01:42:43.739 --> 01:42:46.970
with coffee notes. which are bitter, they stick

01:42:46.970 --> 01:42:49.449
around on the palate for a while. This does not

01:42:49.449 --> 01:42:51.310
have that at all. Does not at all. Not at all.

01:42:51.949 --> 01:42:54.609
Yeah, if you're a fan of darker beers, the porters

01:42:54.609 --> 01:42:59.529
and stouts and that kind of stuff, this would

01:42:59.529 --> 01:43:01.989
be higher end for me. It's remarkably pleasant.

01:43:02.710 --> 01:43:05.850
Yep. Oh yeah, for sure. No, I enjoy this very

01:43:05.850 --> 01:43:08.109
much. Yeah, I would agree. I think out of five,

01:43:08.609 --> 01:43:12.090
I think I'm going to lock in a 375 out of five.

01:43:12.390 --> 01:43:15.220
It does not get to the elite. four plus tier.

01:43:15.859 --> 01:43:18.560
But as far as porters go, this is really wonderful.

01:43:19.020 --> 01:43:23.640
It's not super syrupy, sugary. It's like a dessert

01:43:23.640 --> 01:43:26.779
beer would be, right? Right. But you still get

01:43:26.779 --> 01:43:29.140
sweetness. The cinnamon comes through. The cocoa

01:43:29.140 --> 01:43:34.720
comes through. As advertised through their notes,

01:43:34.920 --> 01:43:37.659
their tasting notes they provide, I would disagree

01:43:37.659 --> 01:43:39.779
with the vanilla like you did. I would disagree

01:43:39.779 --> 01:43:44.390
with like the churro -y vibe to it. It's just,

01:43:44.649 --> 01:43:46.489
you could've just called it chocolate cinnamon,

01:43:47.050 --> 01:43:50.329
and I would've agreed. Sure, yeah. Yeah, 375,

01:43:50.510 --> 01:43:53.850
I like it a lot. It is very, very clean. Yeah.

01:43:54.430 --> 01:43:59.170
It leaves no distaste at all on the palate. Yeah,

01:43:59.170 --> 01:44:03.340
I agree. I enjoyed it very much. I... Oh, what

01:44:03.340 --> 01:44:06.479
happened? Oh, no. I backed out of it. Oh, shucks.

01:44:06.560 --> 01:44:09.319
That's okay. We're gonna save it. Easy fix. Fix

01:44:09.319 --> 01:44:11.439
in the present. It is an easy fix in the present.

01:44:11.739 --> 01:44:15.579
That's just kind of what we're doing today. So,

01:44:15.859 --> 01:44:18.960
yeah, I would give it a three and a half. I almost

01:44:18.960 --> 01:44:21.060
got to where you were. Three and a half. Three

01:44:21.060 --> 01:44:22.899
and a half, three, two, five is kind of like

01:44:22.899 --> 01:44:26.439
my... Average scale I suppose although. I don't

01:44:26.439 --> 01:44:29.979
get too much this above the 375 so I suppose

01:44:29.979 --> 01:44:32.399
maybe this is the higher end of average sure

01:44:32.399 --> 01:44:37.039
then To be fair so you know to kind of the flavor

01:44:37.039 --> 01:44:42.380
profiles for me. I'm thinking Chocolate yeah,

01:44:42.380 --> 01:44:47.000
I'd agree smooth yep dark Dark well we're drinking

01:44:47.000 --> 01:44:50.800
out the bottle so we can't tell Dark is a I looked

01:44:50.800 --> 01:44:53.159
in my stomach, so it's all it's dark in there

01:44:53.159 --> 01:44:58.180
to be completely dark is a visual adjective It

01:44:58.180 --> 01:45:01.920
is it's dark in there. I know it is. It's dark

01:45:01.920 --> 01:45:10.800
on the inside I am dark MCR so it's playing Lincoln

01:45:10.800 --> 01:45:15.739
Park out of nowhere Yeah, so I'm thinking chocolate,

01:45:16.020 --> 01:45:20.460
I'm thinking smooth, I'm thinking dark, and probably

01:45:20.460 --> 01:45:25.020
cinnamon? Yeah, I checked cinnamon, clean, chocolate,

01:45:25.420 --> 01:45:29.000
sweet, and smooth. Got it. Yeah. All right, I'm

01:45:29.000 --> 01:45:31.840
officially checking in. Checked in. Check that

01:45:31.840 --> 01:45:35.720
out. Let's freaking go. Yeah, all right. My man.

01:45:36.619 --> 01:45:39.880
Claim my free pinter. Well, free in air quotes,

01:45:39.939 --> 01:45:42.420
I'm sure. What does it cost, really? Yeah, shipping

01:45:42.420 --> 01:45:45.899
is like $7 ,000. Yeah, exactly, exactly. I've

01:45:45.899 --> 01:45:49.659
unlocked a badge. 99 bottles. Jesus, level two.

01:45:50.260 --> 01:45:56.250
Which means 198 bottles. Yeah, yeah. So that's,

01:45:56.250 --> 01:45:59.170
yeah, that's whatever. My man. My man, I'm such

01:45:59.170 --> 01:46:02.170
an expert. I unlocked a badge. Untapped 15th

01:46:02.170 --> 01:46:03.869
anniversary. I got that one as well. Did you?

01:46:04.090 --> 01:46:08.170
Yes. Okay, congratulations guys. And middle of

01:46:08.170 --> 01:46:09.949
the road. Boy, that sounds great. Sounds like

01:46:09.949 --> 01:46:14.010
a life. Middle of the road, level seven. Looking

01:46:14.010 --> 01:46:16.750
for more kick than a session beer, but want to

01:46:16.750 --> 01:46:19.670
be able to stay for a few rounds. They don't

01:46:19.670 --> 01:46:23.250
know me. You have to keep it in the middle. That's

01:46:23.250 --> 01:46:27.609
35 beers in the ABV. a five percent greater than

01:46:27.609 --> 01:46:30.470
five percent and less than ten percent that's

01:46:30.470 --> 01:46:32.869
middle of the road yeah that's okay and that

01:46:32.869 --> 01:46:35.050
is insulting as I thought it was in the first

01:46:35.050 --> 01:46:38.369
place try five more for level eight okay well

01:46:38.369 --> 01:46:40.010
there you go well that sounds like a challenge

01:46:40.010 --> 01:46:43.449
sounds like 20 minutes for me yeah exactly we'll

01:46:43.449 --> 01:46:45.210
take we'll take care of that sounds like the

01:46:45.210 --> 01:46:47.930
average five minutes on my Friday yeah we'll

01:46:47.930 --> 01:46:52.180
fix that in the present no doubt All right. Well,

01:46:52.180 --> 01:46:54.579
we're gonna move ahead to the world of weird

01:46:54.579 --> 01:46:58.220
news and Aiden, I will let you rip yours off

01:46:58.220 --> 01:47:01.359
first here. Okie make smoky. I went to our favorite

01:47:01.359 --> 01:47:03.939
state. I had to do it again. Is it Florida man?

01:47:04.640 --> 01:47:10.199
Florida man! And standoff. Yeah. Four slice of

01:47:10.199 --> 01:47:16.439
pizza. Police say. Oh no. Evan Charles McLemore

01:47:16.439 --> 01:47:20.239
arrested in Pensacola. Here's the story. Out

01:47:20.239 --> 01:47:22.960
of Pensacola, Florida, a Florida man accused

01:47:22.960 --> 01:47:27.739
of threatening his family ended a four hour standoff

01:47:27.739 --> 01:47:31.439
with police after he was promised a slice of

01:47:31.439 --> 01:47:36.479
pizza. Oh my. He gave up his family, which he

01:47:36.479 --> 01:47:39.520
had abducted for a slice of pizza. That's the

01:47:39.520 --> 01:47:43.020
story. Pensacola News Journal reports that Evan

01:47:43.020 --> 01:47:46.199
Charles McClaymore 33 years old, was arrested

01:47:46.199 --> 01:47:49.119
on Tuesday and charged with resisting an officer

01:47:49.119 --> 01:47:53.239
and aggravated stalking. Police officers said

01:47:53.239 --> 01:47:55.779
they responded to a report of possible battery

01:47:55.779 --> 01:47:59.479
at a Pensacola home and found McLemore had barricaded

01:47:59.479 --> 01:48:03.439
himself in a room. Officers said McLemore claimed

01:48:03.439 --> 01:48:08.420
to have a gun, so of course they called in the

01:48:08.420 --> 01:48:13.020
SWAT team. Crisis negotiators attempting to save

01:48:13.020 --> 01:48:16.579
the family of harm eventually managed to coax

01:48:16.579 --> 01:48:21.260
McLemore out with the promise of pizza. Oh. It

01:48:21.260 --> 01:48:25.800
wasn't clear nor reported if he actually received

01:48:25.800 --> 01:48:31.659
the slice he was promised. That is hilarious.

01:48:32.939 --> 01:48:38.460
His bond was set at over $100 ,000 and jail records

01:48:38.460 --> 01:48:43.079
said he didn't have an attorney So homies right

01:48:43.079 --> 01:48:47.399
abducts his family right be like, uh, I Got slice

01:48:47.399 --> 01:48:50.600
of pizza. Yeah. Oh, you like pizza in there.

01:48:50.600 --> 01:48:54.359
Oh shit I kind of love pizza. As much as that

01:48:54.359 --> 01:48:56.420
is a Florida man story, that could almost be

01:48:56.420 --> 01:48:59.460
like a Chicago guy story. Oh, yeah. Jimmy, let

01:48:59.460 --> 01:49:02.399
your family go. I can't do that. Hey, brother,

01:49:02.539 --> 01:49:05.500
we got a 16 -inch Fox's out here for you. Just

01:49:05.500 --> 01:49:08.439
let them go. We got Vito and Nick's out here.

01:49:08.479 --> 01:49:11.159
We got Foxy. Take your pick. Well, all right,

01:49:11.279 --> 01:49:14.600
then. Yeah. That's amazing. That is absolutely

01:49:14.600 --> 01:49:17.979
amazing. A slice of pizza saved a family in Pensacola,

01:49:17.979 --> 01:49:21.409
Florida. I've got a story. God bless pizza. For

01:49:21.409 --> 01:49:24.350
you. Oh, please do tell. I've got a story for

01:49:24.350 --> 01:49:28.350
you. Here is the title of said news story. Man

01:49:28.350 --> 01:49:30.829
tosses his penis out of car window during car

01:49:30.829 --> 01:49:34.489
chase with police. That's the headline? That's

01:49:34.489 --> 01:49:36.250
the headline. That's the headline. That's the

01:49:36.250 --> 01:49:39.369
headline. A Tennessee man allegedly flung his

01:49:39.369 --> 01:49:41.250
own - Tennessee man. God bless Tennessee. God

01:49:41.250 --> 01:49:43.670
bless Tennessee. Tennessee man allegedly flung

01:49:43.670 --> 01:49:47.390
his own severed penis. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:49:47.489 --> 01:49:50.510
How was it severed? Right, I mean that's sentence

01:49:50.510 --> 01:49:52.729
one. That's sentence one, they don't describe

01:49:52.729 --> 01:49:56.170
the severing of El Penis. Right, we're just getting

01:49:56.170 --> 01:49:58.850
right into it. Okay. A Tennessee man allegedly

01:49:58.850 --> 01:50:01.489
flung his own severed penis out of his car window

01:50:01.489 --> 01:50:04.510
during a police chase last week and said voices

01:50:04.510 --> 01:50:08.930
on the radio told him to do it in order to save

01:50:08.930 --> 01:50:12.649
the world. He must be on that same sativa shit.

01:50:12.750 --> 01:50:15.550
That's stoner Stanley. He was on that cell. Yeah

01:50:15.550 --> 01:50:17.430
for sure bro. He's gotta be Stanley. Leave your

01:50:17.430 --> 01:50:22.430
penis alone. You can find the van. Right. Tyson

01:50:22.430 --> 01:50:25.640
Gilbert 39 had parked his car partially blocking

01:50:25.640 --> 01:50:28.520
the highway when police first approached him

01:50:28.520 --> 01:50:31.979
in Doweltown. After the cops hit their lights

01:50:31.979 --> 01:50:34.979
to pull him over, he took off. The chase involved

01:50:34.979 --> 01:50:37.039
multiple police departments and two branches

01:50:37.039 --> 01:50:40.000
of the Tennessee Highway Patrol. Oh my God. At

01:50:40.000 --> 01:50:42.560
some point during the chase he ditched, oh my

01:50:42.560 --> 01:50:46.000
gosh, who wrote this? Oh no. God bless you. At

01:50:46.000 --> 01:50:48.680
some point during the chase he ditched his own

01:50:48.680 --> 01:50:53.680
dick out of the window. of his Honda Accord like

01:50:53.680 --> 01:50:59.180
a banana on Mario Kart track. Oh my god. Writers,

01:50:59.340 --> 01:51:02.260
I love you. Oh my god. I love you. Bro thought

01:51:02.260 --> 01:51:05.439
he was Yoshi on the fucking teddy buggy for sure.

01:51:05.659 --> 01:51:07.319
He totally did. See, I'm on the pipe frame, bros.

01:51:07.420 --> 01:51:09.779
You can't deal with this banana. Oh, it's so

01:51:09.779 --> 01:51:14.310
funny. Gilbert opened the door to his vehicle

01:51:14.310 --> 01:51:16.930
where the trooper observed Gilbert was bleeding

01:51:16.930 --> 01:51:21.090
from an alleged self -inflicted wound. Gilbert

01:51:21.090 --> 01:51:23.729
shut the vehicle's door and sped away, according

01:51:23.729 --> 01:51:26.770
to a Tennessee Highway Patrol preliminary report.

01:51:27.050 --> 01:51:29.010
Someone's gotta get rid of this penis. It's gotta

01:51:29.010 --> 01:51:31.529
be me. It's gotta be me. This penis has got to

01:51:31.529 --> 01:51:35.199
go. When I pulled up behind him and turned my

01:51:35.199 --> 01:51:37.920
lights on he took off and refused to stop He

01:51:37.920 --> 01:51:40.180
was all over the road the whole time Bobby Johnson

01:51:40.180 --> 01:51:42.899
of the Tennessee Highway Patrol told Tennessee

01:51:42.899 --> 01:51:46.220
News Station He turned off on old Liberty Road

01:51:46.220 --> 01:51:49.000
when he came to a stop. He opened his door He

01:51:49.000 --> 01:51:53.739
was naked and covered in blood He then shut his

01:51:53.739 --> 01:51:59.069
door and kept driving A THP spokesperson told

01:51:59.069 --> 01:52:02.390
Motherboard that they couldn't confirm the state

01:52:02.390 --> 01:52:07.390
of the man's penis or whether anyone found it

01:52:07.390 --> 01:52:12.010
on the road. Oh my god. Bro, imagine a deer comes

01:52:12.010 --> 01:52:15.810
by like, ooh, tasty, a banana. And eats his penis.

01:52:16.390 --> 01:52:19.229
Oh god. Whether anyone found it on the road and

01:52:19.229 --> 01:52:22.050
took it to the hospital for him because of HIPAA

01:52:22.050 --> 01:52:26.180
privacy laws. Can't say. I can't say. If you

01:52:26.180 --> 01:52:28.020
find a penis on the highway. If you find a penis

01:52:28.020 --> 01:52:30.439
on the highway. Hey, hit up the mark motion.

01:52:30.560 --> 01:52:32.779
If you find a penis on the highway in Tennessee,

01:52:33.260 --> 01:52:35.359
let us know. We will be your journalists. We

01:52:35.359 --> 01:52:37.779
want part two to this story. Exactly. Police

01:52:37.779 --> 01:52:41.699
deployed two sets of tire spikes to try to, not

01:52:41.699 --> 01:52:43.899
to recover the penis, but to try to stop him.

01:52:44.079 --> 01:52:46.960
The penis was on a roll. The penis could not

01:52:46.960 --> 01:52:50.430
be stopped. but he drove through both and kept

01:52:50.430 --> 01:52:53.750
going eventually running on just his rims the

01:52:53.750 --> 01:52:57.130
total chase lasted for near than 30 miles oh

01:52:57.130 --> 01:53:01.229
my gosh with a severed penis until police boxed

01:53:01.229 --> 01:53:03.670
gilbert in he asked for medical attention was

01:53:03.670 --> 01:53:06.350
taken to a nearby hospital for treatment oh my

01:53:06.350 --> 01:53:11.409
yo first of all you chop your dick off right

01:53:11.409 --> 01:53:15.859
that's strike one that's an issue That's 30 miles,

01:53:15.960 --> 01:53:19.619
even if you're speeding. If you're going 120

01:53:19.619 --> 01:53:22.420
miles an hour, police chase type speed. Yeah.

01:53:22.760 --> 01:53:25.500
It's still 15 minutes to get that fucking 30

01:53:25.500 --> 01:53:28.460
miles. Right. How long can you lead out? How

01:53:28.460 --> 01:53:31.699
did he not bleed out? Right. That's crazy. That

01:53:31.699 --> 01:53:35.539
is nuts. I can't believe that. How did that guy

01:53:35.539 --> 01:53:39.020
not pass out? That's crazy. So a radio voice.

01:53:39.310 --> 01:53:42.350
I wanna know what radio show, did Howard Stern

01:53:42.350 --> 01:53:45.189
tell him to do something? WKQX, cut off your

01:53:45.189 --> 01:53:50.529
penis today. Right, exactly. We got a new song

01:53:50.529 --> 01:53:53.270
from 21 Pilots coming up, but hey, first, before

01:53:53.270 --> 01:53:55.609
we hit our next break, cut that penis off and

01:53:55.609 --> 01:53:59.850
save the world. News at 10. I mean, how does

01:53:59.850 --> 01:54:02.489
that go? I want to know how that goes. Join us

01:54:02.489 --> 01:54:07.470
for Cockless Wednesday. Right, exactly. Ow. They

01:54:07.470 --> 01:54:09.930
didn't tell me it would hurt. Trump and Putin

01:54:09.930 --> 01:54:11.390
are about to end the world. The only thing that

01:54:11.390 --> 01:54:15.170
can save it is your penis. On a Tennessee highway.

01:54:15.850 --> 01:54:18.319
It's up to you, Gilbert. Make sure your penis

01:54:18.319 --> 01:54:22.720
doesn't get spike stripped. Oh my god. WKQX.

01:54:23.180 --> 01:54:26.380
WKQX. We'll be back after these messages. Right.

01:54:27.819 --> 01:54:30.319
Wedge that right in between the sports and the

01:54:30.319 --> 01:54:33.260
weather. Wait, what was that one? What's going

01:54:33.260 --> 01:54:38.159
on? You get Menards ads for like, shears. Oh

01:54:38.159 --> 01:54:42.819
no, that is hilarious. Holy hell. You get like

01:54:42.819 --> 01:54:44.840
a blue chew commercial? Yeah, I don't think so.

01:54:45.620 --> 01:54:47.279
I don't think that one's going to help him anymore.

01:54:48.159 --> 01:54:50.300
What a shame. You want your cock fully out of

01:54:50.300 --> 01:54:52.579
your body before you chop it. Nothing should

01:54:52.579 --> 01:54:55.760
remain. That's right. That's right. Well, that

01:54:55.760 --> 01:54:57.640
ends our show for this week. You want to make

01:54:57.640 --> 01:55:04.010
sure you live through the chemtrails? That concludes

01:55:04.010 --> 01:55:07.649
this episode of the Mark Mo Show podcast. Make

01:55:07.649 --> 01:55:10.170
sure you give us a listen. All podcast platforms

01:55:10.170 --> 01:55:14.909
and YouTube. Also check out Aidan's gaming content,

01:55:15.189 --> 01:55:16.390
which is called Aidan Spelled the Right Way.

01:55:16.550 --> 01:55:19.390
It's on YouTube. And then our collab, which is

01:55:19.390 --> 01:55:23.489
AK219 Guys Being Dudes. You can find that. My

01:55:23.489 --> 01:55:26.510
radio show, once again after hours. Catch that

01:55:26.510 --> 01:55:29.270
on Tuesday nights at 9 p .m. and Friday nights

01:55:29.270 --> 01:55:32.819
at... 8 p .m. And once again, thanks to this

01:55:32.819 --> 01:55:35.140
guy here, Aidan Maloney, my co -host, producer,

01:55:35.819 --> 01:55:38.640
supporter, all that kind of good stuff. Appreciate

01:55:38.640 --> 01:55:41.640
you, Ben. Any comments out the door here? Absolutely

01:55:41.640 --> 01:55:44.560
not. Have a wonderful and safe Halloween, and

01:55:44.560 --> 01:55:47.420
make sure to cut your penis off today. That's

01:55:47.420 --> 01:55:51.619
right. Only you can save the world. From the

01:55:51.619 --> 01:55:53.420
chemtrails. From the chemtrails. Catch you next

01:55:53.420 --> 01:55:55.359
week. Determined only by penis. Bye.