WEBVTT 00:00:10.210 --> 00:00:12.589 Hey everybody, how's it going? This is the Mark 00:00:12.589 --> 00:00:17.350 Mo Show, season three, episode nine. Silence, 00:00:17.510 --> 00:00:22.769 I kill you. Right here on everybody's podcast, 00:00:23.129 --> 00:00:25.870 whatever your podcast is, we're on it. It's this 00:00:25.870 --> 00:00:27.850 one. It's this one. You're welcome. This one 00:00:27.850 --> 00:00:31.890 right here. You're welcome. As well as YouTube 00:00:31.890 --> 00:00:34.469 and I don't know. I don't know what else. I mean, 00:00:34.609 --> 00:00:37.409 could be. You can find this anywhere. You really 00:00:37.409 --> 00:00:42.829 can. We could be broadcasting, knowing how microphones 00:00:42.829 --> 00:00:45.810 and audio software works. We could be broadcasting 00:00:45.810 --> 00:00:48.409 to alien species right now. Which would be great. 00:00:48.469 --> 00:00:51.329 Totally unaware of it. I'd love it. I'd love 00:00:51.329 --> 00:00:55.350 it if we revisited. Yes. It's like Borcus the 00:00:55.350 --> 00:00:59.530 Revenant. Three galaxies away. It's like, hmm, 00:00:59.630 --> 00:01:03.270 these guys are great. Hey, how are you? Hey, 00:01:03.350 --> 00:01:05.109 man. What's going on? I think they are funny. 00:01:05.930 --> 00:01:07.629 Want to be on my podcast? Thank you, Borcus. 00:01:08.939 --> 00:01:11.579 But anyway, this voice you just heard, this is 00:01:11.579 --> 00:01:14.040 Aidan Maloney. He's my co -host. He's the producer 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:16.780 of the show, but I bet you didn't know, or maybe 00:01:16.780 --> 00:01:21.239 you do. He has his own YouTube gaming channel, 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:25.519 called Aidan spelled the right way. He has PC 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:28.400 gaming content like GeoGuess or PolyBridge, Observation 00:01:28.400 --> 00:01:31.319 Duty, much more each and every week. It's spooky 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:35.560 season. I've heard the rumor possibly some spooky 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:39.239 scary games. So what's going on in your world 00:01:39.239 --> 00:01:42.340 right now this week? Specifically I found a new 00:01:42.340 --> 00:01:45.200 game to obsess over for a little bit. It's called 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:48.040 simple planes Which is similar to the game. I 00:01:48.040 --> 00:01:50.200 played a little bit ago called AV assembly if 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:52.840 you remember that one I did oh yeah, yeah like 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:55.299 build this like, silly -looking planes from ground 00:01:55.299 --> 00:01:57.640 up. Yes. So it's like that. But the physics engine 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:00.099 is a little bit more true to life, so it's a 00:02:00.099 --> 00:02:02.120 little tougher to get away with, like, my crazy 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:05.099 designs. Oh, right. But it's still super fun, 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:08.199 so I've done a lot of that this week on my channel. 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:11.139 And then there's this one horror game that I'm 00:02:11.139 --> 00:02:14.840 looking to get to next week, where the antagonist, 00:02:15.939 --> 00:02:20.139 the horror of the game, is this giant woman. 00:02:20.870 --> 00:02:24.750 Oh, no. This giant woman with, like, huge bazongas. 00:02:26.569 --> 00:02:31.189 And that's, like, the antagonist. But it's supposed 00:02:31.189 --> 00:02:33.909 to be, like, actually horrifying, but then, like, 00:02:33.909 --> 00:02:37.110 that's the main picture, like, on the Steam page 00:02:37.110 --> 00:02:39.090 where I bought the game from. That's, like, the 00:02:39.090 --> 00:02:41.789 main picture of the game. Oh, no way. And at 00:02:41.789 --> 00:02:43.610 first I was just looking up, like, indie horror 00:02:43.610 --> 00:02:46.009 games for the season, right? And then I come 00:02:46.009 --> 00:02:47.849 across this one because Japanese horror games 00:02:47.849 --> 00:02:51.210 seem to be phenomenal. Absolutely phenomenal. 00:02:51.409 --> 00:02:53.330 There's been a bunch of them I've loved recently. 00:02:53.650 --> 00:02:55.650 I saw this one, I'm like, oh, it's got potential. 00:02:55.729 --> 00:02:58.530 And I clicked through all the images they promote. 00:02:58.689 --> 00:03:04.810 I'm like, oh my god. Huge boobas. Does she utilize 00:03:04.810 --> 00:03:07.870 them in her terrorizing you? The terrorizing 00:03:07.870 --> 00:03:11.349 repertoire, if you will. I would imagine so. 00:03:11.349 --> 00:03:14.909 Good. So that'll be a fun one to play. But yeah, 00:03:14.930 --> 00:03:17.469 it'll be good. I love Spooky Season, and I love 00:03:17.469 --> 00:03:22.099 indie horror games. those in the season one and 00:03:22.099 --> 00:03:25.219 two of this show know that's that's what I like 00:03:25.219 --> 00:03:27.800 to talk about a lot with the while you're sleeping 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:30.939 segment but it will be different today on that 00:03:30.939 --> 00:03:33.419 segment but I am looking forward to a lot of 00:03:33.419 --> 00:03:35.919 indie horror oh that's awesome and and I you 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:39.219 know I do have to say that they can find you 00:03:39.219 --> 00:03:44.050 on YouTube Yes. That's where you do this fine 00:03:44.050 --> 00:03:47.430 gaming. Absolutely. And make sure you check him 00:03:47.430 --> 00:03:51.310 out. And if you enjoy our content here, as we 00:03:51.310 --> 00:03:53.650 always say, please like, subscribe, share, all 00:03:53.650 --> 00:03:55.909 that kind of good stuff. And, by the way, if 00:03:55.909 --> 00:03:58.710 you like alt -rock, if you like Irish punk, tune 00:03:58.710 --> 00:04:00.490 in to my radio show. It's called After Hours. 00:04:00.550 --> 00:04:02.870 Tuesday nights at 9 p .m. Central Standard Time. 00:04:03.389 --> 00:04:07.550 Fridays at 8 p .m. Central Standard Time. You 00:04:07.550 --> 00:04:11.099 can find the stream at wvlp .org. You can find 00:04:11.099 --> 00:04:13.219 it on the tuning app on your handheld device. 00:04:13.759 --> 00:04:15.860 I think you can yell at Alexa, but you might 00:04:15.860 --> 00:04:18.220 want to watch out. AI is a little weird. Just 00:04:18.220 --> 00:04:20.300 be careful. Just be careful. You know, one minute 00:04:20.300 --> 00:04:22.399 you're yelling at her, the next minute the lights 00:04:22.399 --> 00:04:24.939 go off in the bathroom in the middle of you pinching 00:04:24.939 --> 00:04:27.899 one off. You do really need those problems. It's 00:04:27.899 --> 00:04:30.740 too scary. It really is. Yeah, it is the season 00:04:30.740 --> 00:04:32.480 though. And then Aidan's going to make a game 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:35.680 about it. Exactly. You're in the bathroom and 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:37.160 the lights go off and the chick with the big 00:04:37.160 --> 00:04:42.339 bazookas goes and smashes you. Oh no, Alexa has 00:04:42.339 --> 00:04:44.839 possessed the body of a lady with huge bazongas. 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:51.220 Oh no. Oh no. What am I going to do? Shucks. 00:04:51.500 --> 00:04:57.790 Again? This is terrible. At any rate, yeah, just 00:04:57.790 --> 00:04:59.490 check out all our content. We're just, we're 00:04:59.490 --> 00:05:02.069 here and we're having good fun. And eventually 00:05:02.069 --> 00:05:04.370 we're going to get back to doing another collab 00:05:04.370 --> 00:05:07.990 that we do. It is similar to the Mark Mo show, 00:05:08.589 --> 00:05:10.810 but the gaming that you find on AIDS felt the 00:05:10.810 --> 00:05:14.410 right way. And what we have done is utilized 00:05:14.410 --> 00:05:17.350 a show that was kind of on the shelf for a bit, 00:05:17.850 --> 00:05:22.110 which is AK -219, guys being dudes. And we decided 00:05:22.110 --> 00:05:25.329 that might be a good idea to resurrect it and 00:05:25.329 --> 00:05:28.319 make it like a collab site. where we go on there 00:05:28.319 --> 00:05:31.839 and Aidan and I play games together. And we, 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:36.879 you know, we utilize our various comedic skills 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:41.060 as we sit there and play various games. So far 00:05:41.060 --> 00:05:43.439 we've only done GeoGuessr. But GeoGuessr is a 00:05:43.439 --> 00:05:46.620 really good one too. It's right in the wheelhouse. 00:05:46.939 --> 00:05:50.360 Yeah. It really is. Because you get like hints 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:53.839 of trivia. and knowledge and then you see big 00:05:53.839 --> 00:05:56.459 signs that say ass and it's like well what could 00:05:56.459 --> 00:05:59.399 this mean in this language exactly surely it 00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:02.860 doesn't translate to ass it does not and don't 00:06:02.860 --> 00:06:06.540 call me Shirley yeah yeah we just allows us to 00:06:06.540 --> 00:06:09.360 use our improv skills and have a blast with it 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:11.560 and you know if you go on and you like gaming 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:13.620 content you like the games are playing and we 00:06:13.620 --> 00:06:15.980 make you giggle a few times I mean that's that's 00:06:15.980 --> 00:06:19.100 the point goal achieved goal achieved for sure 00:06:19.100 --> 00:06:24.920 but at any rate On this particular podcast, we 00:06:24.920 --> 00:06:27.579 open with the dialogue and we chit chat about 00:06:27.579 --> 00:06:30.500 various things. And we had always said, we don't 00:06:30.500 --> 00:06:32.480 want to be a political podcast. We don't always 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:34.459 want to open up with politics and all this other 00:06:34.459 --> 00:06:37.459 stuff. But these idiots just give us content 00:06:37.459 --> 00:06:40.579 every week. It's like low hanging fruit, dude. 00:06:41.139 --> 00:06:44.019 It's so hard to pass up. It really is. And it's 00:06:44.019 --> 00:06:47.680 tough, especially being comics or online content 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:51.779 creators or Artists in general when you have 00:06:51.779 --> 00:06:56.040 the most heinous shit going on around you With 00:06:56.040 --> 00:07:00.180 the most red -nosed her he kind of clowns It's 00:07:00.180 --> 00:07:03.180 like how do you not point and laugh? You have 00:07:03.180 --> 00:07:05.379 to point and laugh because otherwise you're just 00:07:05.379 --> 00:07:09.100 gonna be depressed. Oh for sure. Yeah, like I 00:07:09.100 --> 00:07:12.779 mean You know mainstream news is a shit show 00:07:12.779 --> 00:07:15.459 no matter what you look at it, but Like, it would 00:07:15.459 --> 00:07:18.399 be much more appealing if they would just tone 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:21.800 down the reporters and amp up music, like the 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:24.660 Benny Hill theme show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You 00:07:24.660 --> 00:07:26.860 know, and it's like playing this as they're shot, 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:32.680 like... What's the one elephant song? Yeah, oh 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:36.079 yeah. They use that... Wait, let's see. They 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:40.459 use that song in a John Wayne film called Hitari. 00:07:40.579 --> 00:07:45.970 You're welcome for that. Hitari? Yes. Wow. Which 00:07:45.970 --> 00:07:49.810 has elephants. Well, it makes sense. The elephant 00:07:49.810 --> 00:07:51.750 song. That's right. I always forget it's literally 00:07:51.750 --> 00:07:54.430 just called the elephant song. Yeah. I'm like, 00:07:54.730 --> 00:07:56.410 I think it's elephant something. No, it's just 00:07:56.410 --> 00:07:57.970 elephant song. It's just the elephant song. Yeah. 00:07:58.290 --> 00:08:01.449 Yeah, absolutely. Interesante. But at any rate, 00:08:01.449 --> 00:08:05.449 you know, here we go again. You know, there's 00:08:05.449 --> 00:08:08.670 strange days indeed in ye olde United States 00:08:08.670 --> 00:08:11.470 of America. So your constitutional rights are 00:08:11.470 --> 00:08:14.209 threatened every day by a right -wing fascist 00:08:14.209 --> 00:08:17.730 dictator, you know who he is, and the clueless 00:08:17.730 --> 00:08:20.050 brown -nosing assholes that work for him, you 00:08:20.050 --> 00:08:23.350 know who they are. And I'm surprised he hasn't 00:08:23.350 --> 00:08:25.870 hired Jeff Dunham's puppet, Ahmed the Dead Terrorist 00:08:25.870 --> 00:08:28.889 yet. Silence! I kill you! Like, I think he would 00:08:28.889 --> 00:08:32.149 fit beautifully in the administration. Right. 00:08:32.389 --> 00:08:36.149 I think that would work out. The Orange Dictator 00:08:36.149 --> 00:08:38.549 assaults our freedoms each and every day. under 00:08:38.549 --> 00:08:41.370 the guise of protection and security and making 00:08:41.370 --> 00:08:44.929 America great again, whatever. Which point were 00:08:44.929 --> 00:08:47.850 they referencing with that sentiment? I'm not 00:08:47.850 --> 00:08:50.649 sure. Makes you wonder. It makes you wonder, 00:08:51.049 --> 00:08:53.210 but whatever the fuck they mean by that, I don't 00:08:53.210 --> 00:08:55.929 care. And since the second term again, one of 00:08:55.929 --> 00:08:58.950 the goals was to control mainstream media, censor 00:08:58.950 --> 00:09:02.570 their points of view that are harmful to their 00:09:02.570 --> 00:09:05.750 cause. Any public broadcasting is under assault, 00:09:06.230 --> 00:09:09.230 right? Newspapers find themselves in court regularly, 00:09:09.490 --> 00:09:12.129 attempting to defend themselves, and public officials 00:09:12.129 --> 00:09:14.450 who release important quarterly numbers are fired 00:09:14.450 --> 00:09:16.330 if they don't reflect kindly on the administration. 00:09:16.649 --> 00:09:21.379 What are we doing? You can't melt the snowflakes. 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:24.279 They're so sensitive. They are. They're so sensitive. 00:09:24.519 --> 00:09:27.059 Oh, you can't make me look bad due to my actions. 00:09:27.700 --> 00:09:33.580 What we... What? Hey, yo. Hey, I like that. That 00:09:33.580 --> 00:09:37.559 was good. That was good. But seriously, it's 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:41.039 like... I was about to say I don't understand 00:09:41.039 --> 00:09:45.250 it, but I kind of do understand it. So this latest 00:09:45.250 --> 00:09:47.149 assault, right, is on late night television. 00:09:47.750 --> 00:09:52.110 So since the 1960s, stand -up monologues, open 00:09:52.110 --> 00:09:54.710 the shows, and political jokes are part of the 00:09:54.710 --> 00:09:57.850 shtick, right? From Allen to Carson to Letterman 00:09:57.850 --> 00:10:00.970 to Hall to Leno, it just goes on and on. And 00:10:00.970 --> 00:10:03.230 they would drag politicians through the mud. 00:10:03.789 --> 00:10:05.529 Anything for a quick laugh from the audience, 00:10:05.610 --> 00:10:08.590 right? So let's face it, presidents like Nixon, 00:10:08.809 --> 00:10:11.470 Ford, and Clinton gave them tons of content. 00:10:12.039 --> 00:10:16.919 But you didn't see any of them. Stop it. You're 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:20.120 going to I'm going to call your daddy and fire 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.500 you. What are you doing? What are you doing? 00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:25.159 And you know, it's interesting. None of them 00:10:25.159 --> 00:10:27.299 were canceled or censored because of a joke. 00:10:28.059 --> 00:10:31.200 Americans used to understand political satire. 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:33.899 Politicians politicians never used to get so 00:10:33.899 --> 00:10:37.659 butthurt over a joke. They just they just didn't. 00:10:37.840 --> 00:10:42.019 And now it's like no matter what you say, because 00:10:42.019 --> 00:10:45.519 the current leader of this country doesn't have 00:10:45.519 --> 00:10:48.759 his head on, you know, looking down at his table, 00:10:49.139 --> 00:10:53.259 opening file folders from NSA and CIA, and like 00:10:53.259 --> 00:10:56.500 having like in -depth research, and meetings 00:10:56.500 --> 00:10:58.500 with groups, and what are we doing here? How 00:10:58.500 --> 00:11:00.259 are we doing that? How can we make things? But 00:11:00.259 --> 00:11:03.919 that's not this guy. No, he's busy shitting himself 00:11:03.919 --> 00:11:06.779 literally and figuratively on a golf course. 00:11:06.980 --> 00:11:09.840 Yes. He's too busy. He's more interested in that. 00:11:10.639 --> 00:11:14.419 Right. And underage women. Clearly. Clearly. 00:11:15.639 --> 00:11:18.559 So fast forward to today, we see Colbert losing 00:11:18.559 --> 00:11:21.059 his show and Jimmy Kimmel gets pulled from ABC. 00:11:21.899 --> 00:11:25.340 They're comedians. It's satire. Even if their 00:11:25.340 --> 00:11:27.919 politics are left of center, it's censorship 00:11:27.919 --> 00:11:30.340 no matter which way you look at it. And opposing 00:11:30.340 --> 00:11:35.000 voices are being shut up. For now. History repeats 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:37.909 itself often because humans are stupid. Really, 00:11:38.009 --> 00:11:40.169 I mean, let's be honest. Everybody always talks 00:11:40.169 --> 00:11:42.450 about how humans are amazing and human beings 00:11:42.450 --> 00:11:45.070 and blah, blah, and we have all these abilities 00:11:45.070 --> 00:11:46.929 and blah, blah, and yet we continue to do the 00:11:46.929 --> 00:11:49.450 same stupid shit. I don't know. I think we're 00:11:49.450 --> 00:11:52.149 overestimating our abilities here. At any rate, 00:11:52.230 --> 00:11:55.110 you'd think we would learn, but we don't. You'd 00:11:55.110 --> 00:11:57.309 think humans would spend centuries touching the 00:11:57.309 --> 00:11:59.330 hot stove to finally learn, hey, fucker's hot, 00:11:59.470 --> 00:12:02.250 man. I'm not touching that again, but we do. 00:12:02.889 --> 00:12:06.809 You know, hey, it's fucking hot. Perhaps we shouldn't 00:12:06.809 --> 00:12:10.870 touch that any longer. But I heard on the news 00:12:10.870 --> 00:12:13.289 touching the hot stove was the thing to do. It 00:12:13.289 --> 00:12:16.049 was the thing to do. The news told me. Yeah, 00:12:16.149 --> 00:12:22.570 7 in 10 doctors said it was fine. Speaking of 00:12:22.570 --> 00:12:25.269 history repeating itself, how about those Nazis 00:12:25.269 --> 00:12:28.649 and how they systematically took over Germany? 00:12:29.269 --> 00:12:31.629 To seize control of papers and the radio, the 00:12:31.629 --> 00:12:33.750 Nazi party systematically dismantled the free 00:12:33.750 --> 00:12:36.929 press. independent broadcasters under a process 00:12:36.929 --> 00:12:39.950 known Gleikschaltung, which is coordination led 00:12:39.950 --> 00:12:43.090 by propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels. May have 00:12:43.090 --> 00:12:46.029 heard that name before. By the way, there's a 00:12:46.029 --> 00:12:49.710 guy named Steven in this administration who's 00:12:49.710 --> 00:12:54.389 pretty much a carbon copy of this guy. And Goebbels 00:12:54.389 --> 00:12:58.250 used legislation, party ownership, and intimidation 00:12:58.250 --> 00:13:01.289 to ensure all media served to spread Nazi ideology 00:13:01.289 --> 00:13:04.679 and eliminate opposition. Sound familiar? These 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:09.299 principles are currently in practice here. Obviously, 00:13:10.220 --> 00:13:15.080 a blue tsunami in 2026 is gonna help kinda course 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:17.700 correct things a bit. But everybody's gotta stay 00:13:17.700 --> 00:13:20.259 vigilant. Because anything could happen from 00:13:20.259 --> 00:13:23.200 now until then. We could wake up and then we'll 00:13:23.200 --> 00:13:24.360 be like, ah, there's not gonna be an election. 00:13:24.899 --> 00:13:28.860 Then it's over. Then it's over. Right. And so 00:13:28.860 --> 00:13:31.159 that would be a problem. But we have to continue 00:13:31.159 --> 00:13:35.720 to speak out on any platform. I'm certain Colbert 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:38.100 and Kimmel are gonna live on, either through 00:13:38.100 --> 00:13:40.220 podcasting or something else. Oh sure, if Conan 00:13:40.220 --> 00:13:43.500 can do it, they will. Oh for sure, and Conan, 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:46.759 who, I'm just gonna speak for myself, but I think 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:49.700 you feel the same way, is from the Late Night 00:13:49.700 --> 00:13:52.059 Guys, I think is just like the elite. Oh sure, 00:13:52.659 --> 00:13:56.340 S -tier. He's S -tier for sure, and I think he 00:13:56.340 --> 00:13:59.059 just saw the writing on the wall. Right. I think 00:13:59.059 --> 00:14:01.980 he really did and was like, hmm, I still love 00:14:01.980 --> 00:14:04.759 doing this stuff But I think I'm gonna do it 00:14:04.759 --> 00:14:07.360 a little differently and he controls the content 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:08.899 right and he controls everything getting away 00:14:08.899 --> 00:14:11.279 from structured network television It's huge. 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:14.840 Yeah, it's huge. So I think I think they'll end 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:17.639 up, you know, maybe doing something like that 00:14:17.639 --> 00:14:20.659 But you know, we have to call out these fascists 00:14:20.659 --> 00:14:23.340 who aren't making America great. They're making 00:14:23.340 --> 00:14:28.309 America Germany from the 1930s, right? And I 00:14:28.309 --> 00:14:33.529 think it's, we're in for dark days. We're really 00:14:33.529 --> 00:14:35.610 in for dark days. If we're not already there. 00:14:35.710 --> 00:14:40.629 If we're not already there. And God, I wish I 00:14:40.629 --> 00:14:43.590 had ideas, I wish I had solutions, but I don't. 00:14:43.769 --> 00:14:47.269 No, and it's curious you bring up the importance 00:14:47.269 --> 00:14:52.269 of the aforementioned blue tsunami that you mentioned 00:14:52.269 --> 00:14:56.409 for 2026. Right. And if for any reason, whether 00:14:56.409 --> 00:14:58.629 through election interference, which we know 00:14:58.629 --> 00:15:04.730 happened in 2024, or through just declaring elections 00:15:04.730 --> 00:15:09.169 won't happen, even if this blue tsunami happens 00:15:09.169 --> 00:15:12.509 and people with a couple functioning brain cells 00:15:12.509 --> 00:15:15.570 actually enter the Senate and the House of Representatives, 00:15:16.110 --> 00:15:19.950 it is going to be imperative. Because clearly, 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:23.820 The United States of America has shown that there 00:15:23.820 --> 00:15:27.440 are no protections. There are no protections 00:15:27.440 --> 00:15:30.639 of checks and balances. There are no protections 00:15:30.639 --> 00:15:33.200 of the importance of the legislative and judicial 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:36.980 branches. There are no protections against a 00:15:36.980 --> 00:15:39.440 president becoming a dictator because it's currently 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:41.919 happening. It's happening, right. There have 00:15:41.919 --> 00:15:45.000 to be protections and it's mind -blowing. That 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:49.220 we were all taught learning Civics and government 00:15:49.220 --> 00:15:52.279 that oh checks and balances, you know, the the 00:15:52.279 --> 00:15:55.080 three sectors of the government blah blah blah 00:15:55.080 --> 00:15:58.559 Clearly that shit does just not matter, right? 00:15:58.940 --> 00:16:01.039 Just doesn't matter. So that's going to have 00:16:01.039 --> 00:16:05.580 to be checked and balanced Clearly and and you 00:16:05.580 --> 00:16:07.200 mentioned a bit earlier too. I wanted to comment 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:09.500 on this because a quote came to mind I forget 00:16:09.500 --> 00:16:13.549 who to attribute it to But it was something along 00:16:13.549 --> 00:16:20.190 the lines of a person can be intelligent, worldly, 00:16:20.529 --> 00:16:24.649 well -knowing, well -meaning, but people are 00:16:24.649 --> 00:16:29.350 easily influenced, ravenous beasts. Yes. I don't 00:16:29.350 --> 00:16:31.649 know if that's a Carlin quote. I know I'm paraphrasing 00:16:31.649 --> 00:16:33.750 at that point. Yeah. I don't know if that's Carlin 00:16:33.750 --> 00:16:35.409 or someone else, but it's essentially the same 00:16:35.409 --> 00:16:38.529 line where, and I have first -person experience 00:16:38.529 --> 00:16:41.960 of this, of just... Small talk turning a little 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:44.700 more serious with my co -workers and we're like 00:16:44.700 --> 00:16:47.740 we're all tradies, right? So we're all CDL drivers 00:16:47.740 --> 00:16:54.279 and All of them are Seemingly knowledgeable of 00:16:54.279 --> 00:16:57.639 the fact that the working class of America are 00:16:57.639 --> 00:17:02.279 underpaid underappreciated Union representation 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:05.400 and strength are both declining and they have 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:09.380 been for decades and we all have that same realization 00:17:09.549 --> 00:17:11.730 We all come to the same conclusion, hey, something 00:17:11.730 --> 00:17:15.269 must be done. All of them are Trump voters. Yeah. 00:17:15.470 --> 00:17:17.869 All of them. It's like, how can you be both? 00:17:18.250 --> 00:17:20.970 How can you be so deluded? Yeah. You know what 00:17:20.970 --> 00:17:23.390 you stand for and yet you vote for the opposite. 00:17:23.849 --> 00:17:28.009 For sure. Yep. Because people are simply stupid. 00:17:28.230 --> 00:17:31.869 A person can be intelligent and many are. Yeah. 00:17:31.950 --> 00:17:37.309 But people are fucking dumb. Oh, yeah. It's unbelievable. 00:17:37.839 --> 00:17:41.880 Yeah, it is pretty unbelievable. And so, you 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:44.019 know, for people to speak up and do things like 00:17:44.019 --> 00:17:46.420 that, that's great. And raise awareness and all 00:17:46.420 --> 00:17:51.400 this other stuff. But it's something I've said 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:54.759 numerous times and I've said it to people directly. 00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:58.259 I've said it on the show. What's next? Right. 00:17:58.720 --> 00:18:00.680 Because you can sit there on a street corner 00:18:00.680 --> 00:18:04.279 by the courthouse and be like, oh, president, 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:08.460 he's a bad man. Well, that's sure. Yep. OK. Most 00:18:08.460 --> 00:18:10.720 of us with brains know and acknowledge that. 00:18:10.859 --> 00:18:14.799 We know and acknowledge that. But now I... What's 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:18.519 next? OK. You're right. I agree. Now what? Right. 00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:23.119 So there's got to be a next step. Applying public 00:18:23.119 --> 00:18:27.240 pressure. People with money being able to utilize 00:18:27.240 --> 00:18:32.259 that in such a way that is going to kind of offset 00:18:32.259 --> 00:18:36.480 their efforts and... God who knows right because 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:39.839 what can you do? From from the small point from 00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:42.079 the community perspective because that's about 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:44.940 what we have control over right is our local 00:18:44.940 --> 00:18:48.779 network and It makes you wonder too like there 00:18:48.779 --> 00:18:52.720 there are influencers on Twitter and blue sky 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:57.319 and other things like that where You didn't know 00:18:57.319 --> 00:19:01.259 that this person or this company existed Five 00:19:01.259 --> 00:19:03.660 or ten years ago, but then there are people like 00:19:03.660 --> 00:19:07.279 Midas Touch and several of several like independent 00:19:07.279 --> 00:19:09.900 Journalists. Yeah, who've just come out of the 00:19:09.900 --> 00:19:12.319 woodwork and now they have what millions of followers 00:19:12.319 --> 00:19:16.859 Yep, if you can do that locally Say in Northwest, 00:19:17.059 --> 00:19:19.000 Indiana. Okay, we have this thing called the 00:19:19.000 --> 00:19:22.539 Northwest Indiana Times. Yes now I would say 00:19:22.539 --> 00:19:24.299 I'm not a fan of theirs. I think they're pretty 00:19:24.299 --> 00:19:27.359 dogshit. Yeah You know, they're corporately owned 00:19:27.359 --> 00:19:32.240 like the rest of the media is, and they paywall 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:35.539 all of their articles. Oh yeah. And they're generally 00:19:35.539 --> 00:19:39.819 not socially aware of what's going on locally 00:19:39.819 --> 00:19:45.140 or on a statewide issue scale. Yeah. But if you 00:19:45.140 --> 00:19:48.440 can do that, if you can start a publication, 00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:51.680 you can start... doing what we're doing, podcasting, 00:19:51.819 --> 00:19:54.220 some sort of social presence that gets the word 00:19:54.220 --> 00:19:57.359 out where maybe you start with a dozen followers. 00:19:57.519 --> 00:19:59.940 Hey, that's great. Maybe those dozen people tell 00:19:59.940 --> 00:20:02.079 their friends. Now you've got five dozen people. 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:04.779 Now you've got a couple hundred people. That's 00:20:04.779 --> 00:20:07.839 the goal. You have to raise community awareness 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:11.740 to get to county scale awareness, to get to state 00:20:11.740 --> 00:20:15.500 scale, to get to nationwide scale. That's about 00:20:15.500 --> 00:20:19.599 all you can do because... clearly peaceful protesting, 00:20:20.779 --> 00:20:25.480 it's great, it's not working. And on top of that, 00:20:25.880 --> 00:20:30.819 Antifa, literally anti -fascism, just got declared 00:20:30.819 --> 00:20:34.200 a terrorist organization, which by the way, it's 00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:37.579 not an organization. No. It's literally just 00:20:37.579 --> 00:20:41.759 a way to hold protesters, peaceful protesters, 00:20:42.319 --> 00:20:46.500 behind bars, as potential terrorists. It is a 00:20:46.500 --> 00:20:50.799 false designation. Is it really? Yeah. They literally 00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:53.279 declared Antifa, which is not an organization, 00:20:53.279 --> 00:20:56.140 by the way. Right. A terrorist organization. 00:20:57.619 --> 00:21:01.319 I don't get it. No. Stay safe out there and just 00:21:01.319 --> 00:21:05.960 make sure your social and constitutional rights 00:21:05.960 --> 00:21:08.720 are being upheld. And if they're not, well, the 00:21:08.720 --> 00:21:10.619 Second Amendment helps you there. Oh, for sure. 00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:14.559 Yeah, no doubt. And yeah, that's, it's so... 00:21:14.569 --> 00:21:17.569 It's so fascinating because I think about that. 00:21:17.569 --> 00:21:20.450 I think about that constantly like what happens 00:21:20.450 --> 00:21:24.569 if Valpo appears on their radar for whatever 00:21:24.569 --> 00:21:28.029 reason. There have been sightings of ice in northwest 00:21:28.029 --> 00:21:30.849 Indiana. Have they? Yeah. It's unbelievable. 00:21:31.289 --> 00:21:33.630 So I know we had military helicopters in the 00:21:33.630 --> 00:21:37.589 air a couple of days ago, I think. And you can 00:21:37.589 --> 00:21:39.890 distinctly tell a military helicopter from a 00:21:39.890 --> 00:21:42.769 private one, for sure. So when they were there 00:21:42.769 --> 00:21:47.849 and... and they had their low flybys or whatever 00:21:47.849 --> 00:21:51.089 the other day, right? There were two or three 00:21:51.089 --> 00:21:53.490 military helicopters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just 00:21:53.490 --> 00:21:56.369 doing their flybys. It's just like to me, as 00:21:56.369 --> 00:21:58.329 you say, that's like Northwest Indiana. You saw 00:21:58.329 --> 00:22:02.130 ICL. So what are you doing? Right. We're just 00:22:02.130 --> 00:22:04.130 working. We're just, it's middle of the day. 00:22:04.170 --> 00:22:06.750 We're working. Some people probably going to 00:22:06.750 --> 00:22:10.690 lunch. Kids probably at class. What are you doing? 00:22:10.930 --> 00:22:17.599 Right. And on top of all of the intricacies of 00:22:17.599 --> 00:22:22.559 socioeconomic, just the mesh, the mesh of it 00:22:22.559 --> 00:22:29.220 all, lies this really important fact that people 00:22:29.220 --> 00:22:32.400 tend to forget looking at big pictures or even 00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:36.380 small picture. We're all human beings. What the 00:22:36.380 --> 00:22:38.859 fuck is an illegal alien? Why don't you tell 00:22:38.859 --> 00:22:41.420 me? Yeah. Why don't you tell me, were white people 00:22:41.420 --> 00:22:44.119 in the United States of America 300 years ago? 00:22:44.599 --> 00:22:46.759 What the fuck is an illegal alien? I would love 00:22:46.759 --> 00:22:49.079 to know. Yeah. I'd love to know. I'd love to 00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:51.400 know how it's classified. Mm -hmm. Oh, we're 00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:53.319 gonna deport all the bad people. Well, who are 00:22:53.319 --> 00:22:54.519 the bad people? Who are the bad people? Oh, that's 00:22:54.519 --> 00:22:56.740 right, they're running the deportations. Yes. 00:22:57.140 --> 00:23:01.539 Yep. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, if your skin is 00:23:01.539 --> 00:23:05.539 brown, you're the bad guy. Right. You know, that's 00:23:05.539 --> 00:23:08.140 just how it works. Yeah, it's shitty. It's shitty, 00:23:08.299 --> 00:23:12.480 dude. Shithole country. It really is. But as 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:17.039 I said, stay vigilant, people. And if you see 00:23:17.039 --> 00:23:21.519 things that look shady, take photos. Livestream. 00:23:21.579 --> 00:23:23.960 Document your time. Livestream, yeah, for sure. 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:27.299 Just go ahead and do it. Throw up your phones, 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:30.019 take video, whatever you need to do. Know the 00:23:30.019 --> 00:23:32.640 phone number of your own lawyer. That's important. 00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:35.440 Know it by heart. Know it as if it was your father 00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:38.049 or mother's phone number. Yes. I would agree. 00:23:38.789 --> 00:23:41.569 You know, especially if you're going to be out 00:23:41.569 --> 00:23:46.710 in public and with an increased chance that you 00:23:46.710 --> 00:23:48.990 could be assaulted or that you could be arrested 00:23:48.990 --> 00:23:53.190 or if shit deported, who knows? Right. You have 00:23:53.190 --> 00:23:56.269 that person as your one phone call. Right. Don't 00:23:56.269 --> 00:23:59.150 call mom, don't call dad, don't call your significant 00:23:59.150 --> 00:24:02.529 other. As Aidan said, call your lawyer. Call 00:24:02.529 --> 00:24:04.529 your lawyer. And if you don't have a lawyer, 00:24:04.970 --> 00:24:07.049 know the number of a lawyer that will represent 00:24:07.049 --> 00:24:09.269 you. That will represent you. Yep. And by the 00:24:09.269 --> 00:24:11.109 way, it's your constitutional right. You get 00:24:11.109 --> 00:24:13.329 as many phone calls as you want. That's right. 00:24:13.650 --> 00:24:15.809 The one phone call thing is literally a movie 00:24:15.809 --> 00:24:19.049 trope. Right. They made that up years ago. You 00:24:19.049 --> 00:24:22.890 get as many calls as you want. Right. Yeah. It 00:24:22.890 --> 00:24:25.190 is your constitutional right to legal representation. 00:24:25.930 --> 00:24:28.789 Oh, man. It's insane we have to talk about this. 00:24:28.789 --> 00:24:31.230 I know. It is insane we have to talk about this. 00:24:31.400 --> 00:24:34.039 We could be joking about how bad the bears are. 00:24:34.619 --> 00:24:37.460 Right, exactly. And that'd make me angry too, 00:24:37.819 --> 00:24:39.660 but on a different level. It's a different kind 00:24:39.660 --> 00:24:41.380 of angry. It's a different kind of angry. Right. 00:24:41.380 --> 00:24:43.319 That's where you're angry for 10 minutes, you're 00:24:43.319 --> 00:24:45.119 sitting to be doves, and you look to your friend 00:24:45.119 --> 00:24:47.200 Jess and like... Can I have some cheese sticks, 00:24:47.220 --> 00:24:48.839 please? Right, right. And then my day's gonna 00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:50.759 be better. Yeah. It's like, aw shit, am I gonna 00:24:50.759 --> 00:24:52.920 have to become an Eagles fan? I know, right? 00:24:52.920 --> 00:24:55.059 Yeah. Well, the NFL keeps making me cheer for 00:24:55.059 --> 00:24:56.700 them because they ended up playing Kansas City 00:24:56.700 --> 00:24:58.019 again last week. I know, it's great. They got 00:24:58.019 --> 00:24:59.680 the dub anyway. They got the dub anyway. I'm 00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:02.099 like, well, here we go again. I might have to 00:25:02.099 --> 00:25:04.319 be an Eagles fan. Holy shit. I know. What is 00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:08.460 going on right now? Yeah. Your former guys -being 00:25:08.460 --> 00:25:12.180 -dudes broadcast partner's probably spinning 00:25:12.180 --> 00:25:14.819 right now. Yeah. He has to deal with Aaron Rodger. 00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:19.559 Yes, he does. Yeah, Mr. Ayahuasca. Took mushrooms 00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:22.819 in a cave. Okay, buddy. How about you go get 00:25:22.819 --> 00:25:26.140 vaccinated? That guy. Oh, I can't. I can't with 00:25:26.140 --> 00:25:30.420 him. Fucking chode. But anyways, probably an 00:25:30.420 --> 00:25:32.400 excellent opportunity for us to take a couple 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:34.960 of minutes, take a break, play a little music, 00:25:35.180 --> 00:25:37.539 and then we'll come back and we've got some Carpe 00:25:37.539 --> 00:25:51.190 Diem ready for you. All right, we are back, ladies 00:25:51.190 --> 00:25:54.170 and gentlemen, here on the Mark Mo Show. It's 00:25:54.170 --> 00:25:58.569 time for Carpe Diem, as you beautiful people 00:25:58.569 --> 00:26:01.509 send us your DMs, and we'll read them on the 00:26:01.509 --> 00:26:04.710 air. And they can just be statements, they can 00:26:04.710 --> 00:26:08.750 be in the form of a question. We might answer 00:26:08.750 --> 00:26:12.130 it. Sure, we could be coerced to answer it. Oh, 00:26:12.130 --> 00:26:15.009 for certain. I think the bigger issue is, what 00:26:15.009 --> 00:26:17.769 are you offering in coercion? Think that's a 00:26:17.769 --> 00:26:20.430 fair point. Yeah, we have previous episodes listing 00:26:20.430 --> 00:26:24.509 in detail. Yeah, what could be the offer? Now 00:26:24.509 --> 00:26:27.490 it's your time you can send us a DM, but the 00:26:27.490 --> 00:26:31.250 DM better come with proper compensation That's 00:26:31.250 --> 00:26:33.569 very then like a question or something. It's 00:26:33.569 --> 00:26:39.869 very true. Yes. This is anyway our PayPal is 00:26:39.869 --> 00:26:43.950 Venmo over here. Yeah, that's just kind of how 00:26:43.950 --> 00:26:48.220 we roll Boy oh boy jokes aside. We're looking 00:26:48.220 --> 00:26:50.799 for about two hundred thousand dollars really 00:26:50.799 --> 00:26:53.980 you know about the price to pay small price to 00:26:53.980 --> 00:26:58.000 pay We'll store your mother's for you. That's 00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:00.539 on the house. That's on the house. Yeah could 00:27:00.539 --> 00:27:06.299 be on your mother, too I'm sorry to all the all 00:27:06.299 --> 00:27:08.680 the mothers out there that was insensitive. I 00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:11.700 think your DMs are gonna pick up Hey, I think 00:27:11.700 --> 00:27:15.380 they are my man Okay, maybe that was planned 00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:17.720 Maybe that's planned. That's all I'm gonna say. 00:27:18.339 --> 00:27:19.819 Sometimes something comes out of his mouth and 00:27:19.819 --> 00:27:22.680 I go... I wonder how planned that was. That felt 00:27:22.680 --> 00:27:25.259 kind of planned. That's all off the top, and 00:27:25.259 --> 00:27:28.079 I immediately felt bad after saying it. Yeah. 00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:31.279 I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. That's all right. 00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:34.000 You know, if we don't store your moms. The 6 00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:36.299 % of our audience that are women are just like, 00:27:36.319 --> 00:27:39.519 fuck these guys. Fuck these guys. These chos. 00:27:39.519 --> 00:27:43.380 Or, or, or, or. Or there's like a half of a percent 00:27:43.380 --> 00:27:46.420 of that 6 % that are like, hey. Where are you 00:27:46.420 --> 00:27:51.180 storing me exactly? You never know. Anywho. You 00:27:51.180 --> 00:27:55.380 never know. All right, I'll start out with some 00:27:55.380 --> 00:28:01.480 DMs here. I have at BBC Queen. Hello, I'm from 00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:05.700 England. I am not royalty. OK. I just like black 00:28:05.700 --> 00:28:08.960 guys. Hey, don't we all? Is it true what they 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:12.420 say? I think I know the answer. You know what? 00:28:12.420 --> 00:28:15.619 I think it is true what they say. I think so, 00:28:15.740 --> 00:28:18.730 too. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, not that I would know 00:28:18.730 --> 00:28:21.049 from firsthand, but if I did know from firsthand 00:28:21.049 --> 00:28:23.470 and just accidentally admitted that on the podcast, 00:28:23.670 --> 00:28:26.970 then I died. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, I don't 00:28:26.970 --> 00:28:28.589 know if you know by firsthand. I probably think 00:28:28.589 --> 00:28:33.829 both of them. My man. Yeah, I mean, I'm just 00:28:33.829 --> 00:28:37.369 saying. I'm just saying. There was studies, too. 00:28:38.849 --> 00:28:41.750 Off air, we were just talking about our Reddit 00:28:41.750 --> 00:28:44.130 feeds and how they kind of play into the opening 00:28:44.130 --> 00:28:47.250 dialogue of this show. And that's kind of how 00:28:47.250 --> 00:28:50.049 we receive our news these days through Reddit 00:28:50.049 --> 00:28:53.250 or threads or blue sky, whatever else like that. 00:28:53.809 --> 00:28:56.170 And there were actually studies that showed there's 00:28:56.170 --> 00:29:02.869 a bigger correlation between nose and shoe size, 00:29:03.089 --> 00:29:07.400 nose size and shoe size to the length of one's 00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:12.140 genitals in men than there is with color of skin. 00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:16.400 However, there are countries in the continent 00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:21.059 of Africa where the measured average is like 00:29:21.059 --> 00:29:26.000 1 .2x the average of the rest of the world. Really? 00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:29.440 Yeah. So it's kind of fascinating. That is fascinating. 00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:34.880 There are physical attributes that can be like 00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:37.940 a giveaway. Mm -hmm, but then there are just 00:29:37.940 --> 00:29:40.579 like anomalies like I think it's I don't know 00:29:40.579 --> 00:29:44.140 if it's Nigeria or There's like some country 00:29:44.140 --> 00:29:46.460 in Africa where like the average size is like 00:29:46.460 --> 00:29:50.859 1 .2 X or like 1 .5 X The average of the rest 00:29:50.859 --> 00:29:56.259 of the world hmm so To answer your question BBC 00:29:56.259 --> 00:29:59.319 Queen you might be onto something Yeah, I think 00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:01.019 I think you really it's like half. Yes half. 00:30:01.180 --> 00:30:04.069 No Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah, but in 00:30:04.069 --> 00:30:06.930 your personal experience, I give you a cheers. 00:30:07.069 --> 00:30:09.130 You seem to be having fun and I love that for 00:30:09.130 --> 00:30:13.849 you. I love that for you as well. At DarkWitch53, 00:30:14.650 --> 00:30:18.549 hello to my pagan family. My man! This is my 00:30:18.549 --> 00:30:21.210 favorite time of year for many reasons. I love 00:30:21.210 --> 00:30:24.369 watching horror movies in the fall. What elements 00:30:24.369 --> 00:30:29.630 make up a good scary movie? That's that's a good 00:30:29.630 --> 00:30:33.289 frickin question. Ms. Dark witch or mr. Dark 00:30:33.289 --> 00:30:37.589 witch. Yeah Fellow I'll just call you fellow 00:30:37.589 --> 00:30:40.750 Fantastic question. What elements make up a good 00:30:40.750 --> 00:30:45.670 scary movie? I would say suspense plays a key 00:30:45.670 --> 00:30:48.750 Element. Yes, because you can't in my opinion, 00:30:48.750 --> 00:30:51.430 of course, this is all subjective But in my opinion, 00:30:51.430 --> 00:30:55.170 you can't have a quality jump scare without suspense 00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:58.900 Leading up to it, right? It's true. So it needs 00:30:58.900 --> 00:31:02.019 to be suspenseful It can't be too predictable 00:31:02.019 --> 00:31:04.000 because if you predict every jump scare, they're 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:07.380 not gonna get you Yeah, right. So it can't be 00:31:07.380 --> 00:31:11.339 too pretty so unpredictable suspenseful I would 00:31:11.339 --> 00:31:14.859 say good story driven, you know, I need to be 00:31:14.859 --> 00:31:19.140 immersed immersion is important. Yeah I like 00:31:19.140 --> 00:31:22.390 the slow build up And some people don't, some 00:31:22.390 --> 00:31:23.910 people are like, oh, I was watching a movie, 00:31:23.930 --> 00:31:25.930 it's so boring. I'm like, how far into it did 00:31:25.930 --> 00:31:29.589 you get? I like 10 minutes. I'm like, bro, you 00:31:29.589 --> 00:31:33.410 gotta let the sauce simmer. Right. You don't 00:31:33.410 --> 00:31:36.509 read the first Lord of the Rings book and expect 00:31:36.509 --> 00:31:40.470 the first eight pages to get you hype. It's like 00:31:40.470 --> 00:31:42.789 you have to world build. You have to story build. 00:31:42.809 --> 00:31:47.690 Yes. Calm down. Yeah, I agree. So I think that's 00:31:47.690 --> 00:31:51.569 a good element. Just kind of... That's slow build. 00:31:51.690 --> 00:31:55.250 Yeah. I think that's important because then that 00:31:55.250 --> 00:31:58.450 affects you mentally and physically, especially 00:31:58.450 --> 00:32:00.549 if you're watching it in a dark theater. Oh, 00:32:00.569 --> 00:32:02.890 if you're tense? And you're tense and it's building 00:32:02.890 --> 00:32:05.009 and it's building and all of a sudden, you know, 00:32:05.049 --> 00:32:07.529 you're halfway or more through a movie and now 00:32:07.529 --> 00:32:11.369 your anxiety is building and everything else. 00:32:11.410 --> 00:32:15.730 You're like, what the hell? Right. And then that 00:32:15.730 --> 00:32:20.380 is when... they utilize that jump scare, or they 00:32:20.380 --> 00:32:24.220 just utilize something so frickin' scary or dark. 00:32:25.500 --> 00:32:27.980 But yeah, I think that just makes up. Especially 00:32:27.980 --> 00:32:29.759 in those moments that you were just referencing, 00:32:30.539 --> 00:32:33.539 where, I mean, some movies will do the crazy 00:32:33.539 --> 00:32:36.599 strings in the background, and of course sound 00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:40.150 design is... as much of importance as the visual 00:32:40.150 --> 00:32:42.630 design of the movie, but there are some times 00:32:42.630 --> 00:32:46.730 in a horror movie where silence is as powerful. 00:32:47.730 --> 00:32:52.289 The silence can be louder than any jump scare 00:32:52.289 --> 00:32:55.190 sound effect. Yeah. And that's so important. 00:32:55.430 --> 00:32:57.950 Like sound design is so imperative to horror 00:32:57.950 --> 00:33:02.329 movies. Yeah. A good sound person on a movie, 00:33:02.690 --> 00:33:06.240 that's key. Key, yes. For sure, I would agree 00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:09.519 with that. But yeah, well, anyway, Dark Witch, 00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:13.440 thank you for that. I wonder, because I've heard 00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:16.420 mixed reviews. I think I've watched both of the 00:33:16.420 --> 00:33:20.279 Smile movies. Ah. And those got mixed reviews. 00:33:20.460 --> 00:33:23.400 I had mixed reviews watching them in my own brain, 00:33:23.500 --> 00:33:25.279 where I'm like, oh, there were great moments, 00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:29.339 but I'm wondering what Dark Witch thinks about 00:33:29.339 --> 00:33:32.279 the Smile movies, because that's like, I would 00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:36.970 almost compare the Smile movies to... the insidious 00:33:36.970 --> 00:33:41.390 movies, or what was the one with the boogeyman? 00:33:41.750 --> 00:33:44.890 Sinister? The Sinister movies? Because I loved 00:33:44.890 --> 00:33:47.809 the Sinister movies when I was, what was I, a 00:33:47.809 --> 00:33:50.289 teenager when they came out. And then I look 00:33:50.289 --> 00:33:52.410 back at them now, I'm like, ah, and then I get 00:33:52.410 --> 00:33:55.950 nitpicky, and it's like, have I just become too 00:33:55.950 --> 00:33:59.599 much of a movie critic to enjoy it? Or am I just 00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:02.359 more knowledgeable about the intricacies? I don't 00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:03.980 know. I think two things can be true at the same 00:34:03.980 --> 00:34:10.420 time. Fair point. I think that some things do 00:34:10.420 --> 00:34:14.639 get kind of formulaic. You just kind of expect 00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:18.559 it and then it happens. And you're not as jump 00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:22.460 -scary about it or you're not as spooked by it. 00:34:22.670 --> 00:34:25.510 Because you're like, oh, yeah, I didn't see that 00:34:25.510 --> 00:34:28.190 coming at all, right? But you know, they're they're 00:34:28.190 --> 00:34:30.989 just kind of going by the playbook. I Like it 00:34:30.989 --> 00:34:34.170 when they don't I would agree because then it's 00:34:34.170 --> 00:34:36.849 you just don't know what what to expect, right? 00:34:37.389 --> 00:34:40.670 There was actually a great horror game. I I watched 00:34:40.670 --> 00:34:43.150 I didn't play it and It's one of those games 00:34:43.150 --> 00:34:44.789 where you play it once and you get the story. 00:34:44.809 --> 00:34:47.170 So unfortunately, I won't be able to play it 00:34:47.170 --> 00:34:50.409 but it's this game called blood money and it's 00:34:50.139 --> 00:34:53.940 Seemingly innocent game. It's all pastel colors 00:34:53.940 --> 00:34:56.679 and the main characters this real jovial kind 00:34:56.679 --> 00:35:00.360 of guy Yeah, and the story is super simple and 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:03.860 then the more you play it It's a it's super simplistic 00:35:03.860 --> 00:35:05.960 gameplay too, but the more you play it the more 00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:10.269 you're like, holy Fuck. And it stays pastel colors, 00:35:10.429 --> 00:35:12.969 and you hear this jovial elevator music in your 00:35:12.969 --> 00:35:15.670 ears, and just the most heinous shit is going 00:35:15.670 --> 00:35:18.590 on. It's like, oh my god. And it turns out the 00:35:18.590 --> 00:35:21.170 protagonist is the bad guy. You are the bad guy. 00:35:21.289 --> 00:35:23.570 Oh god. And it's like, oh my god. It's like, 00:35:24.010 --> 00:35:27.730 you have to subvert expectations. Yes. It's so 00:35:27.730 --> 00:35:32.050 good. I love that. Yeah. I love that. Yeah, so 00:35:32.050 --> 00:35:35.170 anyway. I guess those are some of the elements 00:35:35.170 --> 00:35:39.409 make up a good scary movie for us At Harry no 00:35:39.409 --> 00:35:43.289 style. Oh, no Sup guys, I'm not a super rich 00:35:43.289 --> 00:35:45.429 dude But my friends tell me I need to upgrade 00:35:45.429 --> 00:35:48.730 my wardrobe if I want to get dates are people 00:35:48.730 --> 00:35:52.449 really that shallow Yes, and no, I would say 00:35:52.449 --> 00:35:56.610 people can be that shallow. Mm -hmm but I mean 00:35:56.610 --> 00:36:01.079 if you're wearing sweats and you know, a ratty 00:36:01.079 --> 00:36:04.860 -ass t -shirt every day, they could be an issue. 00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:08.380 Could be, yeah. I don't want to say the common 00:36:08.380 --> 00:36:10.760 term of, like, dress for the job you want, but, 00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:13.239 you know, if you just get, like, if you get a 00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:16.519 flannel and a pair of jeans, Fall and Spring, 00:36:16.579 --> 00:36:20.000 boom, checked off the list. Yep. You know, you 00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:24.760 get some nice slacks, a fancy, fun hoodie. Boom, 00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:27.679 winter, checked off the list. Right. You know, 00:36:27.880 --> 00:36:31.880 you get some cool shorts and like a new tank. 00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.219 Boom, summer, checked off the list. Off the list. 00:36:34.260 --> 00:36:36.679 And you know what? If you do it while thrifting, 00:36:37.019 --> 00:36:39.079 you're not going to spend more than a hundred 00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:42.699 bones. Nah, you won't. Yeah, it's true. So I 00:36:42.699 --> 00:36:45.780 would say people can be shallow, but also take 00:36:45.780 --> 00:36:48.239 like three minutes in front of a mirror. Right. 00:36:48.539 --> 00:36:51.980 Just take three minutes. Yeah, that's it. It 00:36:51.980 --> 00:36:53.760 would be my advice. I don't know if you have 00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:55.699 a different aspect. I mean you you have more 00:36:55.699 --> 00:36:58.340 You have more of a social life than I do. So 00:36:58.340 --> 00:37:00.900 you probably have more insight on this one to 00:37:00.900 --> 00:37:07.980 be honest for Mr. Harry. No style. I I do okay. 00:37:08.980 --> 00:37:12.280 I I'm not gonna go into a lot of details. I quite 00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:15.860 frankly I have more friends that are women than 00:37:15.860 --> 00:37:19.050 men But that's been historic. That goes back 00:37:19.050 --> 00:37:22.469 to freaking college. And I don't know if growing 00:37:22.469 --> 00:37:25.690 up with three sisters or having female friends 00:37:25.690 --> 00:37:29.409 growing up on the block or whatever, I just became 00:37:29.409 --> 00:37:34.550 comfortable in the company of women. Sure. In 00:37:34.550 --> 00:37:37.050 how they communicate and things that they find 00:37:37.050 --> 00:37:39.590 fun and stuff like that. I don't know. I don't 00:37:39.590 --> 00:37:41.989 have the answers to that. But all I can say is 00:37:41.989 --> 00:37:45.489 that most of my friends are one. And so as it 00:37:45.489 --> 00:37:49.849 pertains to kind of like the date scene or whatever, 00:37:50.670 --> 00:37:52.869 there are shirts that I own that are a little 00:37:52.869 --> 00:37:55.989 more dressy. And like, if I go out, I'm probably 00:37:55.989 --> 00:37:58.489 gonna wear a button down shirt. Yeah. You know? 00:37:58.510 --> 00:38:02.769 Yeah. As to say, I'm not gonna wear a, you know, 00:38:02.909 --> 00:38:06.130 ratty ass t -shirt and, you know, whatever. Yeah. 00:38:06.769 --> 00:38:09.710 But you can bet your ass, like if I know I'm 00:38:09.710 --> 00:38:12.619 going out. I'll at least get that button down 00:38:12.619 --> 00:38:15.699 on, you know, get smelly juice on there. Right. 00:38:16.119 --> 00:38:18.860 Do it up a little bit. As Soulja Boy once said, 00:38:19.380 --> 00:38:25.679 turn the swag on. Turn that swag on. Turn that 00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:29.679 swag on. And, you know, here's the thing. Here's 00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:32.639 the thing. You can keep me rolling on this. Here's 00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:35.159 the thing, though. Please do. And this is my 00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:39.539 TED Talk. So all I'm going to say. I was coaching 00:38:39.539 --> 00:38:42.199 a friend the other night and he's younger than 00:38:42.199 --> 00:38:49.139 me and he's interested in someone. So all I say 00:38:49.139 --> 00:38:51.940 to you young bucks out there, not so much the 00:38:51.940 --> 00:38:53.760 Millennials, probably more the Gen Zers at this 00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:58.000 point, All I say is that you just got to be yourself. 00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:01.300 Right. Because it's so easy in a world of social 00:39:01.300 --> 00:39:04.099 media where you're behind a screen to not be 00:39:04.099 --> 00:39:06.300 yourself or to not even really honestly know 00:39:06.300 --> 00:39:09.219 who you are. So when you get in social circles 00:39:09.219 --> 00:39:11.300 and you are actually in front of someone that 00:39:11.300 --> 00:39:14.860 you are interested in, you don't know how to 00:39:14.860 --> 00:39:17.139 communicate with them. Sure. Because it's just 00:39:17.139 --> 00:39:20.320 easier to pick up your phone. Right. And you 00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.780 have to figure that shit out. You got to figure 00:39:22.780 --> 00:39:25.469 out who you are. and things you're comfortable 00:39:25.469 --> 00:39:28.750 with and things you really enjoy out in the real 00:39:28.750 --> 00:39:30.670 world. I'm not talking about things you enjoy 00:39:30.670 --> 00:39:34.210 on your phone. We all know what you enjoy on 00:39:34.210 --> 00:39:36.710 your phone. You're sitting in front of a good 00:39:36.710 --> 00:39:40.349 looking guy or a beautiful woman. Talk. Right. 00:39:40.590 --> 00:39:42.670 You know, figure out, number one, who the hell 00:39:42.670 --> 00:39:45.190 you are. And then just be able to just honestly 00:39:45.190 --> 00:39:47.429 talk with that person and sit there and talk 00:39:47.429 --> 00:39:50.250 for 10, 15, 20 minutes. And if you find that 00:39:50.250 --> 00:39:51.949 now the conversation is 30 minutes long, now 00:39:51.949 --> 00:39:54.010 the conversation is longer. Right. Holy shit. 00:39:54.219 --> 00:39:56.420 Think I kind of dig this person. We have a lot 00:39:56.420 --> 00:39:57.960 in common. Then you just take the next step, 00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:00.880 right? but you just you have to figure out who 00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:02.260 the hell you are you've got to put the phone 00:40:02.260 --> 00:40:06.760 down for two seconds and Work work on those social 00:40:06.760 --> 00:40:09.960 skills might be yes work on you cannot be dredged 00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:15.639 down by imposter syndrome and cyber vulcanization 00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:18.420 You got to just get out there and talk about 00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:21.780 more than just the weather or how the cubbies 00:40:21.780 --> 00:40:26.000 are doing, you know sure Yeah, you have to. And 00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:28.860 like I said, you don't have to sit there and 00:40:28.860 --> 00:40:32.079 go on Amazon and buy all these clothes and do 00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:35.519 all this shit. It's like, look, if you're taking 00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:38.639 your significant other out and you're going to 00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:40.460 a nice sit down restaurant, you're going somewhere 00:40:40.460 --> 00:40:43.539 nice, yeah, dress it up, man. Look the part. 00:40:44.379 --> 00:40:47.880 and do you do you do you but all I'm saying is 00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:50.239 like if you're just going to the bar if you're 00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:52.400 just going to hang out at the park if you're 00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:54.139 if you're just kind of in that social circle 00:40:54.650 --> 00:40:56.710 It's just like a pair of blue jeans, a decent 00:40:56.710 --> 00:40:59.190 shirt. Right. You don't have to knock it out 00:40:59.190 --> 00:41:02.070 of the fucking park. Right. Every time. Because 00:41:02.070 --> 00:41:04.769 I have friends, I know dudes, and they dress 00:41:04.769 --> 00:41:06.969 real well, and you know what? They're single 00:41:06.969 --> 00:41:10.349 as fuck. Right. So just because you dress up 00:41:10.349 --> 00:41:11.849 or you look good doesn't mean anything, because 00:41:11.849 --> 00:41:12.889 at some point you're going to open your mouth, 00:41:12.949 --> 00:41:15.250 you sound like a dumbass. You're out of the game. 00:41:15.349 --> 00:41:18.349 Right. You're out of the game. Right. So number 00:41:18.349 --> 00:41:20.329 one, don't be a schmuck. Number two, be yourself. 00:41:20.409 --> 00:41:24.340 Number three, you don't have to kill it. You 00:41:24.340 --> 00:41:26.679 don't have to buy hundreds of dollars worth of, 00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:29.239 like, wardrobe and nice pants and shirts and 00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:31.699 all that kind of shit. It's just, like, just 00:41:31.699 --> 00:41:34.059 be you. Be interesting. Be fun. Right. When we 00:41:34.059 --> 00:41:36.760 say turn your swag on, we're talking about personality. 00:41:37.139 --> 00:41:41.000 Yep. And looking presentable is, like, a slightly 00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:44.000 distant second. Right. Correct. Because it is, 00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:45.820 in a way, part of it, but it's a smaller part. 00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:47.920 Right. Because if you go out looking like shit, 00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:50.019 people are gonna assume, ah, this man's probably 00:41:50.019 --> 00:41:53.769 rough. Yeah. You know, but I don't... You know, 00:41:53.769 --> 00:41:57.389 I don't spend a shit ton on clothes. I have a 00:41:57.389 --> 00:41:59.989 couple of nice pair of jeans. And as I said, 00:42:00.309 --> 00:42:03.690 it's like if I'm going out, you know, I'll put 00:42:03.690 --> 00:42:06.949 a button down shirt on. But if I'm just sitting 00:42:06.949 --> 00:42:08.630 around the house, I'll just throw a t -shirt 00:42:08.630 --> 00:42:10.610 on or a hoodie or whatever. It's not a big deal. 00:42:11.269 --> 00:42:14.070 But it's just you got to have, you got to have 00:42:14.070 --> 00:42:16.409 game. Right. You have to have some sort of game. 00:42:16.670 --> 00:42:19.969 And if you don't know, if you're so unaware. 00:42:20.650 --> 00:42:23.050 that you're like, I have no idea if I sound like 00:42:23.050 --> 00:42:26.599 an asshole or what. I coach people. Come see 00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:29.659 me at the bar. Right. Right. Like, hey, if you're 00:42:29.659 --> 00:42:33.119 in town, I am a resource. Fuck the library. You 00:42:33.119 --> 00:42:35.280 can just come right up to me. Right. And if you 00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:37.699 are just like so unsure about the path of what 00:42:37.699 --> 00:42:40.059 you're doing or who you're about to do it with, 00:42:40.539 --> 00:42:44.400 come see a boy and Mr. Advice. Mr. Advice. And 00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:46.239 the first time is free. Second time cost you 00:42:46.239 --> 00:42:49.079 a beer. So just keep that in mind. But at any 00:42:49.079 --> 00:42:51.119 the first time also cost you a beer, but you'll 00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:53.440 be so inclined to buy one. It's almost free. 00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:56.000 It's almost free. Yeah. That's, that's well said. 00:42:56.340 --> 00:42:58.739 Key point. Key point. Key point. So these tendrils 00:42:58.739 --> 00:43:02.239 are going out to Ireland, Curaçao, Russia. Indeed. 00:43:02.500 --> 00:43:04.639 Any of our listeners out there, you want advice? 00:43:04.980 --> 00:43:06.840 It's just a quick trip to Northwest Indiana. 00:43:07.179 --> 00:43:10.699 That's it. That's it. That's it. Who knows? Harry 00:43:10.699 --> 00:43:14.750 Nostyle is gonna really get us. Granted. Visiting 00:43:14.750 --> 00:43:16.710 the United States of America at this time is 00:43:16.710 --> 00:43:19.849 a bad idea. It's a bad idea. Just be cautious. 00:43:20.190 --> 00:43:25.050 Maybe Zoom call. Zoom call might be good. Maybe 00:43:25.050 --> 00:43:27.849 meditate. Maybe you'll get on a certain alpha 00:43:27.849 --> 00:43:30.969 plane with us. Astral projection. Right. Just 00:43:30.969 --> 00:43:33.110 try something else for a while. Zoom call is 00:43:33.110 --> 00:43:38.349 on you. Zoom call is definitely on you. It is 00:43:38.349 --> 00:43:41.250 fall and the Cubs have clinched a playoff spot. 00:43:41.630 --> 00:43:43.670 My man. The Sox will lose more than a hundred 00:43:43.670 --> 00:43:46.210 games again. Oh, yeah. And finish with the second 00:43:46.210 --> 00:43:51.869 worst record. Life is losing its luster. It is 00:43:51.869 --> 00:43:55.349 the middle of the day and it is dark. So very 00:43:55.349 --> 00:43:59.630 dark. Oh, man. Jerry. Gerald. Gerald. My man. 00:43:59.750 --> 00:44:03.750 Call you Jer for short. Call him Jar. That's 00:44:03.750 --> 00:44:05.929 rough, man. That is rough. But you know what? 00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:10.539 Second worst. Second worst, right. Which is an 00:44:10.539 --> 00:44:12.739 improvement over last year. Okay, we take the 00:44:12.739 --> 00:44:15.079 small wins. Oh, yeah. We take the small wins. 00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:17.440 You're not as bad as last year, which means you're 00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:19.900 going up. You're going up. You're going up, Jerry. 00:44:20.380 --> 00:44:22.920 Maybe by next year you'll only be fourth worst. 00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:25.340 Third or fourth worst, right. You just gotta 00:44:25.340 --> 00:44:27.380 keep moving. It could be exponential. It could 00:44:27.380 --> 00:44:29.519 be. So then it'll be fourth worst, then eighth 00:44:29.519 --> 00:44:32.340 worst, then sixteenth worst? And before you know 00:44:32.340 --> 00:44:36.800 it, in 2048. Yeah, exactly. You could be leading 00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.159 the league. You could be leading the league. 00:44:39.960 --> 00:44:43.059 It's unlikely because the owner of the Sox and 00:44:43.059 --> 00:44:47.179 the Bulls, which is the same people, they're 00:44:47.179 --> 00:44:51.440 dog shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. My last one 00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:55.860 comes from... For sure my last one comes from 00:44:55.860 --> 00:45:00.460 at stoner Stanley 420 our guy our guy Momo and 00:45:00.460 --> 00:45:07.420 Alan What are the days today? what is with the 00:45:07.420 --> 00:45:12.460 ice guys and Why aren't they melting? Oh, no? 00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:19.639 They took my friends Paul Bo and coke Coconut, 00:45:19.659 --> 00:45:25.110 I think he probably met Pablo? Oh, Palbo. I don't 00:45:25.110 --> 00:45:28.730 know who Palbo is. Palbo. Palbo and coconuts. 00:45:29.869 --> 00:45:34.769 They did not do any of the things. Oh, no. And 00:45:34.769 --> 00:45:39.070 coconut isn't even from the border towns. He 00:45:39.070 --> 00:45:44.510 is an Italy guy. Oh, no. Sad. Stan, I'm sure 00:45:44.510 --> 00:45:47.409 he is sad. That's terrible news. Isn't that terrible? 00:45:47.789 --> 00:45:51.409 Oh, Stan. Why is that? Why is the guy from Italy 00:45:51.409 --> 00:46:01.210 coconuts? I have questions. Paul Bell, our main 00:46:01.210 --> 00:46:04.750 boys, one love to Paul Ball out there. Right. 00:46:05.630 --> 00:46:07.670 I think he's having a time. He's having a bad 00:46:07.670 --> 00:46:12.369 time. Yeah. I mean, the ice guys might be snowflakes, 00:46:12.409 --> 00:46:14.530 but unfortunately they don't melt unless you're 00:46:14.530 --> 00:46:17.099 in Chicago and you have a salt truck. That's 00:46:17.099 --> 00:46:19.880 true. So, just thoughts, just thoughts. Just 00:46:19.880 --> 00:46:23.260 thoughts. You know, we're like manifesting more 00:46:23.260 --> 00:46:26.519 salt trucks for the nation. Yes, we are. Almost 00:46:26.519 --> 00:46:29.940 definitely. That's why they left Chicago alone 00:46:29.940 --> 00:46:32.159 and they went down to Memphis because, I don't 00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:35.199 think they have salt trucks in Memphis. Right, 00:46:35.340 --> 00:46:39.579 right. Shit, we'll send them. We'll send, we'll 00:46:39.579 --> 00:46:41.860 let you borrow a couple. Hey, why not? They got 00:46:41.860 --> 00:46:44.360 like... Barbecue and shit down there. Oh, yeah, 00:46:44.380 --> 00:46:47.480 even trade. Yeah, right. It's definitely good 00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:51.800 What what DMS do you have sir? I got a fun one 00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:56.039 here. Okay for our boy pants McGee Pants if you 00:46:56.039 --> 00:46:58.679 got offered to play one single -player game for 00:46:58.679 --> 00:47:02.739 four hours a day Making 30k a year doing it. 00:47:03.360 --> 00:47:07.380 What would you pick? GTA 5 that's a good one. 00:47:07.699 --> 00:47:12.500 That's a good one GTA 5 because It's one of the 00:47:12.500 --> 00:47:17.779 few games that you can just free play on. And 00:47:17.779 --> 00:47:20.119 it's replayability is good, too. It's replayability 00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:22.940 is good. The story. You can do missions, you 00:47:22.940 --> 00:47:24.599 know, so you can get on, and then there's the 00:47:24.599 --> 00:47:26.659 little question marks or whatever, and then you 00:47:26.659 --> 00:47:28.719 pull up, and it's like they'll ask you questions 00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:30.940 or whatever. Right. The Lester assassinations. 00:47:31.539 --> 00:47:33.559 Exactly. Yeah. You know, you go, and then there's 00:47:33.559 --> 00:47:35.900 that chick like, oh, help me, and the dude pulls 00:47:35.900 --> 00:47:38.500 out a gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you can continue 00:47:38.500 --> 00:47:40.159 to do those things, and they're kind of fun. 00:47:41.019 --> 00:47:42.860 But, I mean, you could just have fun on your 00:47:42.860 --> 00:47:45.179 own. You can... grew with the cops, trick out 00:47:45.179 --> 00:47:47.460 some cars. I mean, you can do all sorts of stuff. 00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:50.920 So I think I could easily play that game. Yeah. 00:47:51.179 --> 00:47:53.219 And if you're talking four hours a day, you can 00:47:53.219 --> 00:47:55.800 still hold a full -time job. Yep. Right? Because 00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:58.199 most of us are on our screens for four to six 00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:00.260 hours a day anyway. Anyway, yep. And if you're 00:48:00.260 --> 00:48:03.940 making 30k a year just idly playing... Just playing 00:48:03.940 --> 00:48:06.119 a game? Like, why not at that point? I would, 00:48:06.320 --> 00:48:08.880 yeah. That's a good pick. My first thought went 00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:12.380 to Minecraft. because there is we've done that 00:48:12.380 --> 00:48:15.800 yes we have and there is so much to do in minecraft 00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:18.780 especially with with recent updates over the 00:48:18.780 --> 00:48:24.420 last decade or so where on on like newer consoles 00:48:24.420 --> 00:48:29.079 you know ps5 pc xbox series the map you play 00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:32.820 on is is infinite Wow. Well, within reason. So 00:48:32.820 --> 00:48:34.980 then it essentially goes like 300 ,000 blocks 00:48:34.980 --> 00:48:37.599 this way, 300 ,000 blocks this way. But are you 00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:39.880 really going to run 300 ,000 blocks? Like, be 00:48:39.880 --> 00:48:43.260 real. No. So it's infinite within what a human 00:48:43.260 --> 00:48:46.000 would necessarily do within the game. So that's 00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:48.239 where my first thought was. GTA V is a great 00:48:48.239 --> 00:48:51.440 pick. And honestly, I can sink a lot of hours 00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:56.400 into like Medan 15 or like other sports games 00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:59.440 like that. But eventually, you can only make 00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:01.980 so many teams or play as so many players. Yep, 00:49:01.980 --> 00:49:05.539 that's true. There's so much to do in Minecraft. 00:49:05.780 --> 00:49:10.059 GTA V too, where like those RPG style games, 00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:13.320 you can just play, you can make your own game 00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:15.800 modes. You can play your own games with yourself 00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:17.820 of like, okay, how can I defeat the cops with 00:49:17.820 --> 00:49:21.739 a stun gun? You know? So my first thought is 00:49:21.739 --> 00:49:24.880 Minecraft, but GTA V is a good pick. Got a DM 00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:28.440 here from Evil Genie. Back at it again, really. 00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:32.019 I grant you the ability to speak to any type 00:49:32.019 --> 00:49:37.940 of animal for 48 hours. Which animal and why? 00:49:40.519 --> 00:49:44.000 Boy, that's a good question. I mean, my first 00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:46.519 thoughts are like cats or dogs. Yeah. Because 00:49:46.519 --> 00:49:49.860 those are the most common house pets. So I just 00:49:49.860 --> 00:49:54.420 want to go up to my cats and be like, hey. Why 00:49:54.420 --> 00:49:56.239 do you why do you throw up on the floor instead 00:49:56.239 --> 00:49:58.159 of like in the litter box where you piss and 00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:02.420 shit? I don't know If we have to get sick We're 00:50:02.420 --> 00:50:04.119 gonna do that in the same place. We piss and 00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:06.500 shit. It's it's got modern plumbing Which you 00:50:06.500 --> 00:50:09.260 know you guys could also use but don't so like 00:50:09.260 --> 00:50:12.039 why did why why aren't we on the same page? Yeah, 00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:15.860 right. No, I I think I would pick cats because 00:50:15.860 --> 00:50:20.039 In my household we have three cats and they all 00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:22.659 have their own issues. One likes pissing everywhere. 00:50:23.139 --> 00:50:25.679 One doesn't know where to shit. The other one 00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:28.840 just gets sick on the floor. Oh God. Usually 00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:32.019 picking the carpets. And it's like, I would love 00:50:32.019 --> 00:50:34.480 to ask them. I'm like, listen, you've got like, 00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:37.039 there's three of you in this house. It's not 00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:39.179 even a thousand square feet and we have like 00:50:39.179 --> 00:50:43.139 seven litter boxes. Wow. There's plenty of room. 00:50:44.420 --> 00:50:47.679 What's going on? I think I would pick cats. Because 00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:52.639 cats are such curious creatures anyway. And I 00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:55.099 would just be like, listen, what the fuck are 00:50:55.099 --> 00:50:58.760 we doing? Yeah, I would probably agree with you. 00:50:58.840 --> 00:51:00.679 Yeah. Yeah, definitely on the cat one for sure. 00:51:00.940 --> 00:51:02.840 Yeah, love to talk to cats. Just be like, what 00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:06.139 the fuck? Come on, dude. Because I firmly believe, 00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:08.719 too, and this is a... Think it's off -topic. 00:51:08.780 --> 00:51:11.239 It's just it's it's a different view of a cat 00:51:11.239 --> 00:51:14.519 and I think cats just see and experience shit 00:51:14.519 --> 00:51:17.980 We don't like a cat all like staring out of the 00:51:17.980 --> 00:51:21.019 wall a cat will stare a wall or like down a hallway 00:51:21.019 --> 00:51:23.420 And you're just like why are you looking at dude? 00:51:23.460 --> 00:51:27.019 And then they'll kind of do that And they they 00:51:27.019 --> 00:51:30.219 shoot they're gone. You're just like what what 00:51:30.219 --> 00:51:32.219 should I follow it right what did the wall do 00:51:32.219 --> 00:51:34.519 to you what yeah I need to know what you see 00:51:34.519 --> 00:51:38.059 bro something is going on like I would love to 00:51:38.059 --> 00:51:40.159 just hear the thought process of the cat during 00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:43.800 that just like man this behemoth of a straight 00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:46.300 thing right in front of me yeah it's so tall 00:51:46.650 --> 00:51:51.710 Fuck you! Like, is it that simple, or are they 00:51:51.710 --> 00:51:53.789 literally like, holy fuck, there's a demon right 00:51:53.789 --> 00:51:57.050 here. That is crazy. Yeah, right, exactly. The 00:51:57.050 --> 00:51:59.409 person who feeds me doesn't even know. Yeah. 00:51:59.610 --> 00:52:01.329 And then with the dumb humans, once again, where 00:52:01.329 --> 00:52:04.389 we're just like, yo, why is a cat just, like, 00:52:04.630 --> 00:52:06.610 sleeping all day? Well, cat's been through it. 00:52:06.989 --> 00:52:09.369 Right? Cat's seen some shit. Right. I mean, you 00:52:09.369 --> 00:52:12.590 know. There's a demon, you know, ball is unfurling 00:52:12.590 --> 00:52:15.590 in front of the cat, you know, with all his demonry, 00:52:15.670 --> 00:52:17.929 and the cat freaks out, and you're sitting there 00:52:17.929 --> 00:52:21.670 like... The cat is seeing biblical angels. Exactly. 00:52:22.449 --> 00:52:25.630 Do not be alarmed. It's like, holy fuck! Yeah, 00:52:25.789 --> 00:52:28.949 the cat's seeing some shit, so... Cut the cat. 00:52:29.070 --> 00:52:32.710 Cut the cat a break. Little slack. Final DM I 00:52:32.710 --> 00:52:35.769 got was from CrippyGru, our main man, checking 00:52:35.769 --> 00:52:39.090 in almost every week recently. What's a skill... 00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:42.880 Anyone can learn in an hour that could help them 00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:46.719 forever I think the first thing that comes to 00:52:46.719 --> 00:52:51.659 mind is is computer proficiency Because there's 00:52:51.659 --> 00:52:55.039 a lot you can do with a computer even for free 00:52:55.039 --> 00:52:57.579 which we talked about last week Yeah with a lot 00:52:57.579 --> 00:53:00.960 of open source software and everything I mentioned 00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:06.800 in that episode OBS DaVinci Resolve, Krita was 00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:10.280 one I didn't mention, but it's an open source 00:53:10.280 --> 00:53:14.619 Photoshop alternative. There are so many computer 00:53:14.619 --> 00:53:17.880 programs you can get open source for free that 00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:21.719 literally take an hour to learn and will change 00:53:21.719 --> 00:53:24.659 how you can do the internet. There are a lot 00:53:24.659 --> 00:53:27.079 of Google applications, not that I really fuck 00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:28.719 with Google because I think they're a dog shit 00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:32.630 corporation, but... the amount of shit they offer 00:53:32.630 --> 00:53:36.690 you for free is pretty nice. I mean, it's hard 00:53:36.690 --> 00:53:39.690 to turn up Google Drive and Google Docs and everything 00:53:39.690 --> 00:53:43.670 like that. So just taking an hour to learn a 00:53:43.670 --> 00:53:47.510 program, especially in this technological age, 00:53:48.110 --> 00:53:50.889 is so important because if someone is like, ah 00:53:50.889 --> 00:53:53.630 shit, I've got this high -res image and I just 00:53:53.630 --> 00:53:56.409 don't know how to do X, Y, and Z. And if you've 00:53:56.409 --> 00:53:59.309 taken 60 hours to just know how to do that, you 00:53:59.309 --> 00:54:02.090 can just be like, oh yeah, I got you. Like, there's 00:54:02.090 --> 00:54:04.309 so much you can do with a computer, and it's 00:54:04.309 --> 00:54:07.909 your hardware. Like, there's so much in this 00:54:07.909 --> 00:54:11.650 fucking godforsaken capitalistic hellscape that 00:54:11.650 --> 00:54:15.030 is a subscription service. But you know what? 00:54:15.269 --> 00:54:19.409 You own your PC. Yeah. You know? Even phones 00:54:19.409 --> 00:54:21.750 are goddamn subscription services these days. 00:54:21.769 --> 00:54:25.150 They sure are. But you own your PC. And if you 00:54:25.150 --> 00:54:27.469 know how to use it properly and know everything 00:54:27.469 --> 00:54:30.349 that it can do, especially with programs that 00:54:30.349 --> 00:54:33.769 literally just takes an hour to learn, it's so 00:54:33.769 --> 00:54:38.070 important. And I would say that's my tip for 00:54:38.070 --> 00:54:41.369 that. That's my hot tip, Mr. Crip. Mr. Crippy 00:54:41.369 --> 00:54:44.610 Gru. It's a good tip. Learn your programs, man. 00:54:45.269 --> 00:54:48.409 Learn your programs. Open source is a godsend. 00:54:48.550 --> 00:54:52.429 Humans helping humans. That's good. Hell yeah. 00:54:52.590 --> 00:54:56.110 That's good. Yeah, I, boy, I don't have much 00:54:56.110 --> 00:55:01.150 to add to that one. That is, it's dead on. Yeah. 00:55:01.889 --> 00:55:04.610 For sure. You'll also learn how to cross your 00:55:04.610 --> 00:55:07.909 eyes in like an hour's time. And they'll like 00:55:07.909 --> 00:55:10.090 freak people out if you ever wanted to. Yeah, 00:55:10.150 --> 00:55:13.690 you know, I've heard you can do like the, what 00:55:13.690 --> 00:55:16.889 was the dude's name from the newer movie, It, 00:55:16.969 --> 00:55:21.619 The Clown? Oh, Skarsgard. Yeah, Skarsgard, doing 00:55:21.619 --> 00:55:24.440 the eyeballs out from each other. Yeah. Like 00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:26.539 most people can cross their eyes in, but doing 00:55:26.539 --> 00:55:28.659 the eyeballs out is apparently easy to learn, 00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:31.219 too. Oh, wow. And if you can do that, bro, you'll 00:55:31.219 --> 00:55:33.820 be freaking people out. You'll be the hot date 00:55:33.820 --> 00:55:37.039 on Halloween, bro. You will. For sure. You will 00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:39.860 be it. If you can start moving your eyes independently. 00:55:39.860 --> 00:55:42.719 Yeah. That's some kooky stuff. Yeah. Apparently, 00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:44.099 you're supposed to be able to learn it in under 00:55:44.099 --> 00:55:48.489 an hour. Oh, yeah. OK. Yeah, the only thing I 00:55:48.489 --> 00:55:52.190 could think of maybe would be hypnosis because 00:55:52.190 --> 00:55:55.289 then I would just pull like a just like I literally 00:55:55.289 --> 00:55:58.449 pocket watch I would be pulling Obi -Wan Kenobi's 00:55:58.449 --> 00:56:00.969 all day long man. I would just like you will 00:56:00.969 --> 00:56:04.230 give me your wallet now Yeah, exactly. You know 00:56:04.230 --> 00:56:06.670 you just walk into the bank pleasure. Here's 00:56:06.670 --> 00:56:09.170 my wallet You know you walk up to the bank yet 00:56:09.170 --> 00:56:12.199 the tally be like And you will give me all the 00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.360 twinkies you have. My withdraw slip says $24, 00:56:15.739 --> 00:56:20.579 but you think it says $2 ,400. Hey -o. My man. 00:56:21.619 --> 00:56:23.900 Yeah, other than that, I don't know. I mean, 00:56:24.219 --> 00:56:26.239 yeah, I kind of like what you were saying. Yeah, 00:56:26.239 --> 00:56:28.980 yeah, yeah. And you're an IT guy, so you know 00:56:28.980 --> 00:56:32.320 1 ,000 things anyway. Yep. It took me a lot longer 00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:36.039 than just a few hours. probably took thousands 00:56:36.039 --> 00:56:38.800 of hours. Yeah, but you have much more in -depth 00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:42.099 knowledge than me fiddling around with my little 00:56:42.099 --> 00:56:45.860 programs. I tell ya, the fiddling got me to learn 00:56:45.860 --> 00:56:48.159 a lot of this shit. Fiddling is fun though. Yeah, 00:56:48.239 --> 00:56:50.820 oh for sure. Learn how to fiddle. Learn how to 00:56:50.820 --> 00:56:54.039 fiddle. You'd be killer at fiddle battling the 00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:57.699 devil I've heard from that one song. I don't 00:56:57.699 --> 00:56:59.119 even know what it's called. That song, yeah. 00:56:59.519 --> 00:57:02.360 Devil went down to Georgia. Yes, then he had 00:57:02.360 --> 00:57:06.280 himself a time or whatever It's a friend of mine 00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:10.599 had himself time. He was your friend to devil 00:57:10.599 --> 00:57:17.820 in disguise cool in my skies No one sampled that. 00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:19.940 We've already trademarked it. Right, exactly. 00:57:20.139 --> 00:57:22.639 I think we're safe on that one. I can't wait. 00:57:22.980 --> 00:57:25.320 Like, if someone could, like, tear that apart 00:57:25.320 --> 00:57:30.500 and, like, perfectly align it to the music. I 00:57:30.500 --> 00:57:34.079 need a live remix. Please. Anybody. Anybody. 00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:36.860 DMS. Throw that shit at us. Oh, that'd be amazing. 00:57:37.940 --> 00:57:40.219 Yeah, we can just throw you nonsense songs each 00:57:40.219 --> 00:57:41.940 and every week right here on the Mark Fo Show 00:57:41.940 --> 00:57:46.079 podcast. Had himself a time. Had himself a time. 00:57:46.219 --> 00:57:51.500 The devil. He's a friend of mine. Your welcome 00:57:51.500 --> 00:57:55.380 world. Oh, man. You are welcome. At any rate, 00:57:55.380 --> 00:57:58.860 by the way, I was off shoot before we get to 00:57:58.860 --> 00:58:00.380 the next thing, but whatever, we do this on the 00:58:00.380 --> 00:58:02.599 show all the time. So I'm at the bar the other 00:58:02.599 --> 00:58:05.519 night and there's this kid who does karaoke and 00:58:05.519 --> 00:58:08.099 he's a rapper. His name's Jacob. It's my boy 00:58:08.099 --> 00:58:12.340 Jacob. My boy Jacob. Jacob is, the kid's a star 00:58:12.340 --> 00:58:14.760 ready to be made. I'm not like, I don't say that 00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:17.960 shit lightly. I really feel it. Like he gets 00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:21.119 up there. Number one, he has the confidence and 00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:24.039 the courage to do it. Number two, does not miss 00:58:24.039 --> 00:58:27.900 a word, does not miss a beat. He's on tone. I 00:58:27.900 --> 00:58:33.500 mean, the kid frickin' has it. Right. Absolutely 00:58:33.500 --> 00:58:37.869 has it. So. Yeah, anyway, we're out at the bar, 00:58:38.550 --> 00:58:42.409 and this kid's got it. And just trying to give 00:58:42.409 --> 00:58:45.590 him that life advice. Right. That life advice. 00:58:45.590 --> 00:58:47.269 We were talking about earlier. And we're just 00:58:47.269 --> 00:58:49.929 talking. And so he starts, as they do in the 00:58:49.929 --> 00:58:53.510 rap world, starts freestyling. My man. And so 00:58:53.510 --> 00:58:56.510 he didn't know. I can do that a little bit, too. 00:58:56.849 --> 00:58:59.730 Oh, yeah. So I freestyled back at him off what 00:58:59.730 --> 00:59:02.849 he freestyled of me, and it fucked him up. It's 00:59:02.849 --> 00:59:05.349 like, oh, shit. He was not expecting that at 00:59:05.349 --> 00:59:07.230 all. And I threw it at him, and he was just like, 00:59:07.469 --> 00:59:11.010 all right. My man. He's like, OK, all right. 00:59:11.130 --> 00:59:13.750 Well, he knows how to spit. I can do it, too. 00:59:14.289 --> 00:59:16.210 I can do it, too. I mean, I'm more on the, you 00:59:16.210 --> 00:59:21.199 know. Ice Cube, LL Cool J. I can't do Kendrick 00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:24.000 Justice. Not on that New Age shit. Not on that 00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:26.800 New Age shit. No, definitely not. I'm better 00:59:26.800 --> 00:59:29.860 at writing lyrics than coming up with them off 00:59:29.860 --> 00:59:34.019 the top. I've taken the lyrics I've written akin 00:59:34.019 --> 00:59:39.679 to more of like slam poetry to a beat than like 00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:43.989 rap. Eventually my album will drop. And for anyone 00:59:43.989 --> 00:59:48.650 that didn't know, yes, I compose my own tracks 00:59:48.650 --> 00:59:50.989 and I write my own lyrics and eventually will 00:59:50.989 --> 00:59:54.570 drop them. It's taking that aforementioned confidence 00:59:54.570 --> 01:00:01.010 that our boy Jacob has. I do not. But it's more 01:00:01.010 --> 01:00:05.150 akin to writing poetry that rhymes to a beat 01:00:05.150 --> 01:00:07.989 than it is to having the skill of freestyling. 01:00:08.050 --> 01:00:10.570 Which, by the way, is a fantastic skill. That 01:00:10.570 --> 01:00:15.440 is really impressive. Otis to have to not only 01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:17.519 have a narrative in your brain, but also be like, 01:00:17.539 --> 01:00:23.260 okay like Doing a B rhymes doing a a a B rhymes. 01:00:23.519 --> 01:00:26.840 Yeah a a B a C rhymes anything like that. It's 01:00:26.840 --> 01:00:29.780 like wow, that's kind of cool Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. 01:00:30.099 --> 01:00:32.559 Yeah, it's it really is it's a it's a tremendous 01:00:32.559 --> 01:00:36.489 skill and And his name's Jacob Mendez, by the 01:00:36.489 --> 01:00:39.050 way. Our boy Jacob Mendez. Yep. He's got a couple 01:00:39.050 --> 01:00:42.190 of originals out there. And you can check him 01:00:42.190 --> 01:00:44.969 out on the YouTubes. On the YouTubes. Yeah, for 01:00:44.969 --> 01:00:48.289 sure. Before we take a break, we got some other 01:00:48.289 --> 01:00:53.369 foods. Let's freaking go. OK. This usually really 01:00:53.369 --> 01:00:54.929 disgusting foods from all over the world. And 01:00:54.929 --> 01:00:56.710 Aidan finds them and shares them with us each 01:00:56.710 --> 01:00:59.409 and every week. Lately, he's been kind of going 01:00:59.409 --> 01:01:01.889 country by country country by country. So we 01:01:01.889 --> 01:01:04.409 still doing that. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, yeah 01:01:04.409 --> 01:01:07.650 I stayed in Europe starting to Brazil. Yeah, 01:01:07.650 --> 01:01:11.409 I went to Finland went to their neighbor. Ah 01:01:11.409 --> 01:01:14.030 Went to their neighbor Kenya. You know what? 01:01:14.050 --> 01:01:15.869 That's really cool. That's something Kevin would 01:01:15.869 --> 01:01:18.389 say that's really close. That's why I'm great 01:01:20.130 --> 01:01:23.190 I'm so awesome at it. It's like, ah, shit, I 01:01:23.190 --> 01:01:26.250 think this flag might be England. Oh, it's Nigeria. 01:01:26.449 --> 01:01:31.030 It's Nigeria. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All the people 01:01:31.030 --> 01:01:35.329 walking around and it looks like Sub -Saharan 01:01:35.329 --> 01:01:38.429 Africa. Yep, that should have been a clue. Canada? 01:01:39.190 --> 01:01:42.289 Canada, yes. Canada? Right near Toronto. I went 01:01:42.289 --> 01:01:46.090 to Sweden. Oh, Sweden. Now, Sweden's got some 01:01:46.090 --> 01:01:50.280 terrible food. Yeah, I think the most known Swedish 01:01:50.280 --> 01:01:53.800 food on the internet would be this lovely thing 01:01:53.800 --> 01:01:58.340 called sir strumming. Oh No now we've talked 01:01:58.340 --> 01:02:02.440 about sir strumming twice on The Mark Mo show 01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:04.960 radio show correct. We have not talked about 01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:07.360 sir strumming on the mark mo show podcast That 01:02:07.360 --> 01:02:09.940 is also correct now. I'm gonna keep the people 01:02:09.940 --> 01:02:13.099 waiting. Oh You tease I didn't even bring up 01:02:13.099 --> 01:02:15.340 sir strumming today. We're starting off with 01:02:15.340 --> 01:02:18.530 blood polter Blood blood who's what's the blood 01:02:18.530 --> 01:02:23.469 pulter? Okay, it is a pancake. Oh It is a blood 01:02:23.469 --> 01:02:32.210 pancake So the Swedes Take pancakes they just 01:02:32.210 --> 01:02:35.489 put blood in it so blood pancakes quote unquote 01:02:35.489 --> 01:02:38.389 blood pancakes are enjoyed throughout Sweden 01:02:38.389 --> 01:02:40.909 Finland and Norway so we get a three for one 01:02:40.909 --> 01:02:43.809 Yeah, they are prepared with regular can't pancake 01:02:43.809 --> 01:02:48.170 batter which is then quote elevated with the 01:02:48.170 --> 01:02:52.349 addition of animal blood. Whether they are formed 01:02:52.349 --> 01:02:56.110 as the thinner like crepe -like pancakes or smaller 01:02:56.110 --> 01:02:59.010 chewier types, the pancakes will always develop 01:02:59.010 --> 01:03:05.750 a typical dark brown hue. I don't know. Yeah, 01:03:05.969 --> 01:03:08.329 like I'm a fan of potato pancakes. That's like 01:03:08.329 --> 01:03:11.130 you can do pancakes savory or sweet, but you 01:03:11.130 --> 01:03:13.590 start introducing animal blood into my pancake 01:03:13.590 --> 01:03:16.949 batter. Yeah, I have issue with that. Oh, I take 01:03:16.949 --> 01:03:21.210 issue with that. The next one I've got is... 01:03:21.210 --> 01:03:28.130 God, I need to pronounce this right. Calvisilta. 01:03:28.670 --> 01:03:33.489 Calvisilta. Oh, boy. Which is jellied veal. Of 01:03:33.489 --> 01:03:37.449 course. Or calvisilta in Swedish. I'm sorry, 01:03:37.809 --> 01:03:39.530 any Swedes out there are probably like, yeah, 01:03:39.550 --> 01:03:42.050 you're mispronouncing that, and I'm sorry. It's 01:03:42.050 --> 01:03:45.469 a simple meat dish made with minced veal. that 01:03:45.469 --> 01:03:47.809 is simmered in meat stock along with its gelatin 01:03:47.809 --> 01:03:50.570 and seasonings, of course. The jelly veal is 01:03:50.570 --> 01:03:52.789 then placed in a mold and cooled before serving. 01:03:53.769 --> 01:03:58.809 Okay. That's the whole dish. Oh, that's it. It's 01:03:58.809 --> 01:04:05.329 just jelly veal. No accoutrement. No sides. It's 01:04:05.329 --> 01:04:14.230 just gelatin and meat. Cold. The third and final 01:04:14.230 --> 01:04:19.940 one. have from Sweden is a flask or Okay flash 01:04:19.940 --> 01:04:25.139 garden flash I Think I think they actually named 01:04:25.139 --> 01:04:28.460 this this dish after him to flash Gourve is one 01:04:28.460 --> 01:04:33.039 of Sweden's traditional raw sausages Raw sausage 01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:35.659 you heard that right as its name suggests this 01:04:35.659 --> 01:04:39.119 type of sausage is mainly composed of pork meat 01:04:39.119 --> 01:04:42.469 and fat which is seasoned and then placed in 01:04:42.469 --> 01:04:45.909 a natural or artificial encasing. Okay. And for 01:04:45.909 --> 01:04:49.690 anyone that didn't hear that, that is raw pork. 01:04:50.309 --> 01:04:54.269 Raw pork. Blech. If anyone knows anything about 01:04:54.269 --> 01:04:57.489 raw pork, it's that parasites love raw pork. 01:04:57.510 --> 01:04:59.650 As Vassay, the one thing I know about raw pork 01:04:59.650 --> 01:05:02.309 is don't. Don't. Yeah, don't. The one thing we 01:05:02.309 --> 01:05:05.309 know about raw pork is don't. Don't. So, yeah. 01:05:05.710 --> 01:05:08.309 If you're going to Sweden, I would just say stick 01:05:08.309 --> 01:05:12.500 to... The blood bolter? Anything except for what 01:05:12.500 --> 01:05:16.679 I just mentioned. Oh, God. That's nasty. Yeah. 01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:19.539 That fermented herring, which will go unnamed. 01:05:21.159 --> 01:05:25.360 Yeah, that one is special. God bless Sweden. 01:05:26.420 --> 01:05:28.699 I know, right? They just keep delivering. They 01:05:28.699 --> 01:05:31.360 just know how to do it. Oh, for sure. They just 01:05:31.360 --> 01:05:33.599 get it. They don't get taste buds, clearly, but 01:05:33.599 --> 01:05:36.320 they just get it. Wow, I just found a picture 01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:38.739 of those blood pancakes. Those are fucking awful. 01:05:39.099 --> 01:05:42.860 Yeah, Mark Mo did some live research while I 01:05:42.860 --> 01:05:45.920 was monologuing. And yeah, just saw that blood 01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:48.760 pancake for the first time, hey? Oh, wow. Pretty 01:05:48.760 --> 01:05:51.659 beautiful, right? It looks like you were baking 01:05:51.659 --> 01:05:55.699 a sugar cookie at 400 and you left it in the 01:05:55.699 --> 01:05:58.199 oven for three days. For like hours, yeah. Yeah, 01:05:58.199 --> 01:06:00.880 that's exactly how it looks. It's terrible. It 01:06:00.880 --> 01:06:04.271 looks like someone fried bologna for like... 01:06:04.269 --> 01:06:08.949 30 minutes. Right. With no butter. Right. It's 01:06:08.949 --> 01:06:10.530 like, why did you leave that in there for so 01:06:10.530 --> 01:06:12.230 long? Oh, no, it's meant to look like that. We 01:06:12.230 --> 01:06:16.309 put pig's blood in it. Oh, cool. Awesome. Oh, 01:06:16.309 --> 01:06:18.329 cool. I'll have some. I'll go to the fucking 01:06:18.329 --> 01:06:20.789 Maccas for breakfast. Thanks. Yeah, exactly. 01:06:21.570 --> 01:06:23.570 Exactly. I'm going to go look for my friend, 01:06:23.769 --> 01:06:27.150 Coconuts. Bye. Right. Where's Paul Bo? Where's 01:06:27.150 --> 01:06:30.650 Paul? He knows to get the... He knows what's 01:06:30.650 --> 01:06:33.530 up. He gets some munchies too. I'm sure he does. 01:06:34.429 --> 01:06:37.769 Oh, I hope Paulo is okay. Our man. Before we 01:06:37.769 --> 01:06:41.030 get to the break, I do something. A little quick, 01:06:41.070 --> 01:06:43.989 but it's fun. It's Fry Guy Fry Review. Because 01:06:43.989 --> 01:06:46.889 I love fries. You're the fry guy. I'm the fry 01:06:46.889 --> 01:06:50.710 guy. So I try different fries. These fries aren't 01:06:50.710 --> 01:06:52.530 around a lot. Like they are and then they're 01:06:52.530 --> 01:06:53.989 not. And then they are and then they're not. 01:06:54.050 --> 01:06:56.550 It's highly annoying. I almost felt like grading 01:06:56.550 --> 01:06:58.570 it down just because of that. And you know what 01:06:58.570 --> 01:07:01.440 you can. You know why? you know why the people 01:07:01.440 --> 01:07:03.099 have been asking you know why because you're 01:07:03.099 --> 01:07:06.400 the fucking fry guy because i'm the fry guy that's 01:07:06.400 --> 01:07:13.300 right stop full stop so fry guy tries taco bell 01:07:13.300 --> 01:07:17.760 fries now i was incredibly skeptical when they 01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:19.980 first came to be what probably a couple years 01:07:19.980 --> 01:07:23.639 ago whatever right and i could never get to one 01:07:23.639 --> 01:07:25.760 that had them oh we don't have We don't have 01:07:25.760 --> 01:07:28.159 them. Oh, can I have a large one? Oh, no, you 01:07:28.159 --> 01:07:31.599 can't. You're rationing these puppies. You're 01:07:31.599 --> 01:07:34.239 rationing these and they're like, yeah, we are. 01:07:34.380 --> 01:07:35.960 Pretty much, yeah. Pretty much. It'll cost you 01:07:35.960 --> 01:07:38.820 $14. We will give you two fries. That's about 01:07:38.820 --> 01:07:40.519 it. That's about it. Oh, thanks. Yeah, thank 01:07:40.519 --> 01:07:46.510 you very much. They're surprisingly good. Like 01:07:46.510 --> 01:07:49.909 the fry itself stands as a good fry, and then 01:07:49.909 --> 01:07:52.389 they put whatever seasonings they put on there, 01:07:52.889 --> 01:07:55.869 and it's solid. They get the crispy crust too. 01:07:56.269 --> 01:07:59.690 It's not, I don't know if it's cornmeal or potato 01:07:59.690 --> 01:08:02.650 starch, there's some sort of crust they put on 01:08:02.650 --> 01:08:07.469 it. Yeah, and it's good, and so I tried that, 01:08:07.469 --> 01:08:12.090 and then the cherry on the top, as it were, This 01:08:12.090 --> 01:08:13.670 is a little cup of nacho cheese that you get 01:08:13.670 --> 01:08:16.109 with it. Little zesty. Because with the spices 01:08:16.109 --> 01:08:19.149 that they put on the fry, plus the cheese, it's 01:08:19.149 --> 01:08:22.170 great. It is wonderful. It is really good. It's 01:08:22.170 --> 01:08:25.449 like this is definitely a dark horse in the fry 01:08:25.449 --> 01:08:31.609 game without a question. And I have to grate 01:08:31.609 --> 01:08:34.529 it properly. And it's, you know, some people 01:08:34.529 --> 01:08:37.310 might think it's a little bit high, but I'm giving 01:08:37.310 --> 01:08:41.090 Taco Bell's fry, which was hot, it was tasty. 01:08:42.030 --> 01:08:45.250 Great seasonings. I give it an A4. A4 is solid. 01:08:45.930 --> 01:08:48.649 It's a solid score and deserving. It is deserving. 01:08:48.770 --> 01:08:51.390 I would say that's a fair point. I'm not the 01:08:51.390 --> 01:08:54.289 fry guy. So take this with a grain of salt or 01:08:54.289 --> 01:09:00.130 no salt if you're brewing a beef. But I would 01:09:00.130 --> 01:09:03.689 rank them higher than that. Here's the thing. 01:09:03.750 --> 01:09:06.229 They do ration them. Yeah. It's like three and 01:09:06.229 --> 01:09:08.470 a half dollars for a large fry, which at any 01:09:08.470 --> 01:09:10.869 other fast food place is the same size as a small 01:09:10.869 --> 01:09:15.229 fry. On top of that, it's not around all the 01:09:15.229 --> 01:09:17.869 time for some reason. So then you have a sense 01:09:17.869 --> 01:09:21.069 of urgency. Oh, they have the fries back. I have 01:09:21.069 --> 01:09:23.390 to go there now. No, it's just a marketing ploy. 01:09:23.649 --> 01:09:25.630 If they had them all the time, you would simply 01:09:25.630 --> 01:09:27.810 go there with the regular frequency you would 01:09:27.810 --> 01:09:31.189 have any other time. It's a marketing ploy. So 01:09:31.189 --> 01:09:35.590 I would have docked them down myself. I probably 01:09:35.590 --> 01:09:37.170 would have brought them down from like an 8 .9 01:09:37.170 --> 01:09:40.850 to an 8 .4, honestly. Oh yeah, no, no. Your score 01:09:40.850 --> 01:09:43.369 is completely fair in my book. I appreciate that. 01:09:43.710 --> 01:09:46.569 Yeah. I appreciate that. That's the Fry Guy review. 01:09:47.850 --> 01:09:50.189 Let's take a little bit of a break. We come back. 01:09:50.750 --> 01:10:04.909 You just made the list. All right, we are back 01:10:04.909 --> 01:10:07.609 everybody and it is time for our feature segment 01:10:07.609 --> 01:10:10.510 You just made the list here on the mark mo show 01:10:10.510 --> 01:10:13.510 podcast. I am mark Maloney your host alongside 01:10:13.510 --> 01:10:18.250 Aidan Maloney co -host and producer and This 01:10:18.250 --> 01:10:21.890 is it man. You just made the list top ten list 01:10:21.890 --> 01:10:26.430 ten through two our big number one reveal and 01:10:27.380 --> 01:10:31.079 Let's see, consult the rule book. The rule book? 01:10:31.380 --> 01:10:33.640 Yeah, you didn't know. I didn't know. Now you 01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:35.380 do. It's been three seasons. I still don't know. 01:10:35.880 --> 01:10:39.159 Here we go. My brain forgets every time just 01:10:39.159 --> 01:10:42.800 for the suspense. Well, good on you. Yeah, the 01:10:42.800 --> 01:10:44.779 only rule is there are no rules. Oh, thank God. 01:10:45.380 --> 01:10:47.220 Yeah. Don't have us throwing you a curveball 01:10:47.220 --> 01:10:51.180 there. It's trouble with the curve. No, it's... 01:10:51.180 --> 01:10:54.439 No rules. No rules. Ten through two? Free and 01:10:54.439 --> 01:10:59.520 clear. My man. So today, and we've kind of been 01:10:59.520 --> 01:11:02.260 doing this regularly throughout season three, 01:11:02.560 --> 01:11:06.500 very music based. You just made the list. We 01:11:06.500 --> 01:11:09.439 like music. We really hadn't incorporated music 01:11:09.439 --> 01:11:11.939 a whole lot into the show. I think this is a 01:11:11.939 --> 01:11:14.760 good spot to do that. Music is the language of 01:11:14.760 --> 01:11:18.060 humanity. It really is. It goes beyond language. 01:11:18.659 --> 01:11:21.680 Yeah, and I'll tell you, if you can sing a song... 01:11:22.560 --> 01:11:25.439 You should do that. Go ahead. You should do that. 01:11:25.460 --> 01:11:28.779 You've done it too. Time or two? You freestyled 01:11:28.779 --> 01:11:32.020 in a bar. I did. In front of an actual rapper. 01:11:32.079 --> 01:11:34.359 Yeah. And he didn't punch me, so I was like, 01:11:34.380 --> 01:11:36.720 all right. He's like, oh, OK. Yeah. That was 01:11:36.720 --> 01:11:39.020 that. My man. When you hear that back from a 01:11:39.020 --> 01:11:41.800 rapper, that's a good sign. My man. It's a good 01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:43.979 sign. I'm not trying to rap battle, but hear 01:11:43.979 --> 01:11:46.199 this. I'm not trying to rap battle. And I didn't. 01:11:46.199 --> 01:11:48.680 All I did was pick up what he dropped, and I 01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:52.529 continued it. Right. That was good. This has 01:11:52.529 --> 01:11:55.750 nothing to do with singing your own songs or 01:11:55.750 --> 01:12:00.670 getting into rap house. This actually had Jacob 01:12:00.670 --> 01:12:04.250 Mendes, check him out. So what it has to do with 01:12:04.250 --> 01:12:07.710 is bass players, guys that drop that beat, guys 01:12:07.710 --> 01:12:10.430 that set that tempo for every song. The bass. 01:12:10.810 --> 01:12:15.090 The bass. Slappin' the bass. Yeah. By the way, 01:12:15.090 --> 01:12:17.250 that's a callback. I don't know if anyone knows 01:12:17.250 --> 01:12:20.250 that. That's like an AK -209 callback from seasons 01:12:20.250 --> 01:12:23.939 and seasons ago. where I recounted the story 01:12:23.939 --> 01:12:28.020 of, I think it was prom night, like my freshman 01:12:28.020 --> 01:12:32.739 year playing high school baseball, and it was 01:12:32.739 --> 01:12:35.119 like three dudes, one of them driving the car, 01:12:36.140 --> 01:12:37.920 my other boy in the front seat, I was in the 01:12:37.920 --> 01:12:41.319 back seat, and we had these three girls with 01:12:41.319 --> 01:12:44.479 us, and we were just listening to these bobby 01:12:44.479 --> 01:12:47.100 kind of tracks, and one of them, I don't know 01:12:47.100 --> 01:12:49.159 if they got into the fruit punch that was spiked 01:12:49.159 --> 01:12:52.989 with something or what, A little bit off. A little 01:12:52.989 --> 01:12:56.010 bit off. And just out of nowhere. Like pretty 01:12:56.010 --> 01:12:58.729 quiet the whole ride. Okay. And we're just all 01:12:58.729 --> 01:13:01.529 small chatting and whatever. And she just like 01:13:01.529 --> 01:13:04.850 turns. She turns to the driver. She's like, turn 01:13:04.850 --> 01:13:10.930 up the bass! Like in earnest. In earnest. Turn 01:13:10.930 --> 01:13:13.750 up the bass. And we just all start dying. It's 01:13:13.750 --> 01:13:19.159 like, oh no. First of all, are you okay? Secondly, 01:13:19.340 --> 01:13:22.020 it's pronounced bass. It's pronounced bass. It's 01:13:22.020 --> 01:13:24.239 like I know English is a hard language, but please. 01:13:25.159 --> 01:13:27.899 I mean, bass is a word, but we're not dealing 01:13:27.899 --> 01:13:30.539 in fish right now. It's a fish. Definitely not 01:13:30.539 --> 01:13:32.859 dealing in fish. No, these are bassists, not 01:13:32.859 --> 01:13:37.710 bassists. Slapping the bass. Oh, God. That's 01:13:37.710 --> 01:13:40.409 crazy. Well, we're not slapping any basses or 01:13:40.409 --> 01:13:42.869 basses or anything. Unfortunately. Well, we are 01:13:42.869 --> 01:13:45.869 going to list our top 10. And Aidan, what do 01:13:45.869 --> 01:13:48.630 you got? I have a long honorable mentions list. 01:13:48.890 --> 01:13:51.789 Oh, my guy. Because we were talking a bit off 01:13:51.789 --> 01:13:55.689 air on how I kind of formulated this list of 01:13:55.689 --> 01:13:59.069 like those who influenced current bassists versus 01:13:59.069 --> 01:14:01.369 like the current bassists that are more regularly 01:14:01.369 --> 01:14:05.010 listened to. So I did both. So my honorable mentions 01:14:05.010 --> 01:14:09.649 list. is thus forth. Robert DeLeo, Cliff Burton, 01:14:10.449 --> 01:14:13.609 Justin Chancellor, Charles Mingus, Bootsy Collins, 01:14:14.550 --> 01:14:18.050 Larry Graham, Ron Carter, Willie Dixon, Robbie 01:14:18.050 --> 01:14:21.649 Shakespeare, Paul McCartney. Wow. That's the 01:14:21.649 --> 01:14:24.350 honorable mentions list. Holy shit. Ten through 01:14:24.350 --> 01:14:26.890 two. I'll save my number one. Okay. Number ten, 01:14:27.210 --> 01:14:31.609 Ian Hill. Okay. My man. Number nine, Michael 01:14:31.609 --> 01:14:35.279 Balzari. Alrighty. Also known as Flea, I believe. 01:14:35.300 --> 01:14:38.760 As Flea. Mr. Flea. Number eight, I've got Jack 01:14:38.760 --> 01:14:41.800 Bruce. Number seven, wouldn't be a list without 01:14:41.800 --> 01:14:45.399 Geddy Lee, for sure. Geddy. Super talented, Geddy 01:14:45.399 --> 01:14:49.479 Lee. Number six, I've got John N. Twissell. Not 01:14:49.479 --> 01:14:51.460 sure if I'm pronouncing that right. That is correct. 01:14:51.659 --> 01:14:55.079 Here's our boy, for sure. Who are you? That's 01:14:55.079 --> 01:14:57.640 all you get. That's all you get. Content ID. 01:14:58.539 --> 01:15:03.640 Number five, Tim Comerford. Our lad. Yeah, good 01:15:03.640 --> 01:15:06.199 old Tim. Good old Rage Against the Machine. Yup. 01:15:06.539 --> 01:15:11.340 Number four, Carol K. Oh, okay. Yeah, there's 01:15:11.340 --> 01:15:14.180 a reference for you. There's an influential reference 01:15:14.180 --> 01:15:16.319 for you. Number three, I had James Jamerson. 01:15:16.939 --> 01:15:23.659 Number two, Steve Harris. Steve Harris. Oh yeah. 01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:26.640 Gallup, baby. Oh yeah. Love it. Going way back. 01:15:27.389 --> 01:15:30.909 I just did my top ten, ten through two. I try 01:15:30.909 --> 01:15:34.789 really hard because I find myself... It's easy 01:15:34.789 --> 01:15:37.069 to do an honorable mentions list like I did. 01:15:37.350 --> 01:15:41.470 Oh man. Yeah, I could have very easily gone down 01:15:41.470 --> 01:15:45.710 that rabbit hole. All right, here we go. Number 01:15:45.710 --> 01:15:48.850 ten, Cliff Burton. Oh yeah. Number nine, Bootsy 01:15:48.850 --> 01:15:53.630 Collins. Number eight, John Paul Jones. Oh yeah. 01:15:53.930 --> 01:15:57.140 There you go. Yep. There you go. Number seven, 01:15:57.340 --> 01:16:02.779 Geezer Butler. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Charles 01:16:02.779 --> 01:16:06.319 Mingus. And he could have been higher. Oh, sure. 01:16:07.000 --> 01:16:09.659 I'm just not a huge jazz guy. Not that I dislike 01:16:09.659 --> 01:16:13.520 jazz. I just don't. It's just a lot further down 01:16:13.520 --> 01:16:19.960 my genre list. And in music matches mood and 01:16:19.960 --> 01:16:23.199 moments. Sure. Yeah. Typically jazz and I don't. 01:16:23.310 --> 01:16:26.090 Intersect often. Yeah, but it doesn't mean I 01:16:26.090 --> 01:16:28.270 don't appreciate it. Like right here it right 01:16:28.270 --> 01:16:31.329 Mingus is brilliant. He's an innovator composer 01:16:31.329 --> 01:16:33.649 He plays that cello classically trained. Yeah, 01:16:33.649 --> 01:16:37.409 he's yeah Getty Lee number five. Oh, yeah fun 01:16:37.409 --> 01:16:42.350 fact when he was young His Hungarian grandmother 01:16:42.350 --> 01:16:48.659 could not pronounce Gary really Yes, oh Gary 01:16:48.659 --> 01:16:52.140 get the get the Kabir. Yeah, he's Gary Lee. That's 01:16:52.140 --> 01:16:55.420 great. Fun story. No kidding fun fact the more, 01:16:55.460 --> 01:16:57.899 you know Would have been a little weird been 01:16:57.899 --> 01:17:02.760 like Oh bassist Gary Lee Gary Lee Gary Lee. Yeah 01:17:02.760 --> 01:17:07.020 They're just like cool. It's it's uh, it's it's 01:17:07.020 --> 01:17:14.619 Gary Gary our boy Gary There you go. Number four, 01:17:14.800 --> 01:17:18.399 Paul McCartney. They go blisters on me fingers. 01:17:19.640 --> 01:17:24.859 Number three, John Twissell for The Who. And 01:17:24.859 --> 01:17:28.579 then number two, matched year number two, Steve 01:17:28.579 --> 01:17:33.460 Harris. My guy. Our guy. The soul of Iron Maiden. 01:17:34.899 --> 01:17:38.229 He's a genius musician, too. He's great. Yeah, 01:17:38.409 --> 01:17:40.729 and he really drives most of those albums. Yep, 01:17:41.069 --> 01:17:43.949 and you know, it's like Adrian Smith and Dickinson 01:17:43.949 --> 01:17:46.489 they they obviously have their their two cents 01:17:46.489 --> 01:17:49.770 in on everything but Yeah, Harris Harris drives 01:17:49.770 --> 01:17:54.229 that bad. Yeah Alright number one. I'm very curious 01:17:54.229 --> 01:17:56.550 to see if we have the same person. My number 01:17:56.550 --> 01:18:00.149 one was on your list Oh, I believe a little bit 01:18:00.149 --> 01:18:03.409 further down. I had John Paul Jones. Did you? 01:18:03.710 --> 01:18:06.890 I love that as my number one John Paul Jones 01:18:07.100 --> 01:18:10.340 Yeah, that's great. Dude's a legend in my eyes 01:18:10.340 --> 01:18:14.300 and I'm afraid that your number one may have 01:18:14.300 --> 01:18:16.539 slipped my mind and I'm a little scared now. 01:18:17.079 --> 01:18:19.659 I'm a little scared now. You should be. I put 01:18:19.659 --> 01:18:22.079 John Paul Jones number one and it wasn't yours 01:18:22.079 --> 01:18:25.680 and I'm like, oh no. That's okay. This is all 01:18:25.680 --> 01:18:29.220 subjective, right? It is true. It is true. I 01:18:29.220 --> 01:18:32.979 love John Paul Jones. I love Led Zeppelin. He's 01:18:32.979 --> 01:18:37.619 great without question. Yeah. But for me... Number 01:18:37.619 --> 01:18:41.979 one with a bullet is Les Claypool of Primus. 01:18:42.319 --> 01:18:45.979 Oh, sure. He's fantastic. Shit, that's a good 01:18:45.979 --> 01:18:48.779 call. He's great. As a matter of fact, another 01:18:48.779 --> 01:18:54.390 fun story. Metallica's Cliff Burton dies. Rains 01:18:54.390 --> 01:18:56.390 in rough shape and they're drinking and they're 01:18:56.390 --> 01:18:59.350 fighting and you know that and if you notice 01:18:59.350 --> 01:19:01.550 the first album They do with their bass player 01:19:01.550 --> 01:19:04.989 who ended up being Jason Neustad They turned 01:19:04.989 --> 01:19:07.350 the bass so far down. Yeah, because they were 01:19:07.350 --> 01:19:10.149 like F you we don't need no bass player, whatever 01:19:10.149 --> 01:19:14.289 But so they're having tryouts like the nev you'll 01:19:14.289 --> 01:19:17.229 never be him type attitude. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, 01:19:17.229 --> 01:19:19.590 yeah That must have been a rough room to be in 01:19:20.029 --> 01:19:23.829 But so they're having the trouts. So Les Claypool 01:19:23.829 --> 01:19:27.829 walks in, famously, of Primus. Right. And so 01:19:27.829 --> 01:19:30.289 they're having the trouts. They come in. And 01:19:30.289 --> 01:19:32.369 the other three guys are sitting there. And he 01:19:32.369 --> 01:19:34.710 just goes, bam, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, 01:19:34.710 --> 01:19:36.109 boom, boom, boom. Yeah. And he's like doing this 01:19:36.109 --> 01:19:43.199 thing. And they're like, that's a no. um you're 01:19:43.199 --> 01:19:45.960 you're too good for our band right and i thought 01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:49.479 that's hilarious but in the same sense just realizing 01:19:49.479 --> 01:19:51.680 the greatness that was in front of that right 01:19:51.680 --> 01:19:54.699 uh and and it's like here's the thing it's like 01:19:54.699 --> 01:19:57.800 i don't like a lot of primus music it's very 01:19:57.800 --> 01:20:02.979 funky and um they use a lot of very odd time 01:20:02.979 --> 01:20:05.319 changes and things in their music like it's just 01:20:05.319 --> 01:20:08.079 very different sure different than anything else 01:20:08.079 --> 01:20:11.939 so i do appreciate different but Like the one 01:20:11.939 --> 01:20:15.779 thing I often remember is that if you are a South 01:20:15.779 --> 01:20:20.720 Park fan Primus does the opener. Oh Yeah, whoa 01:20:20.720 --> 01:20:23.659 going down South Park on I have myself. That's 01:20:23.659 --> 01:20:27.359 crazy. You hear all that bass. Yeah, Tim Wow, 01:20:27.699 --> 01:20:32.939 that's nuts. Yeah, that's nuts Your musical lesson 01:20:32.939 --> 01:20:38.000 with professor right? Yeah, man my not not to 01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:41.039 like Not to overreach but when you were talking 01:20:41.039 --> 01:20:44.199 about different time signatures the the the two 01:20:44.199 --> 01:20:46.420 fun facts I've done a little bit of study into 01:20:46.420 --> 01:20:48.500 music theory and time signatures and everything 01:20:48.500 --> 01:20:51.619 like that and the two fun facts that Immediately 01:20:51.619 --> 01:20:54.340 came to mind when you mentioned their unique 01:20:54.340 --> 01:20:57.739 time signatures and switches like that is The 01:20:57.739 --> 01:21:01.399 fact that hey, yeah by outcast. Oh sure is in 01:21:01.399 --> 01:21:07.010 11 for it's counted in 11 for or 20 to 8 It's 01:21:07.010 --> 01:21:10.310 insane. If you ever listen to it, you can literally 01:21:10.310 --> 01:21:13.630 count it. It's one two three four One two three 01:21:13.630 --> 01:21:16.649 four one two three four one two one two three 01:21:16.649 --> 01:21:20.210 four one two three four So it's six bars of four. 01:21:20.689 --> 01:21:22.829 Yeah, but the fourth bar only has to be only 01:21:22.829 --> 01:21:26.930 has two beats Yeah, that's crazy and white room 01:21:26.930 --> 01:21:33.310 by the band cream the interludes and Intro are 01:21:33.310 --> 01:21:36.600 in the time signature of five four You can count 01:21:36.600 --> 01:21:39.699 them. It's like dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun 01:21:39.699 --> 01:21:41.500 -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun 01:21:41.500 --> 01:21:45.659 -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun 01:21:45.659 --> 01:21:45.680 -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun 01:21:45.680 --> 01:21:47.319 -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun 01:21:47.319 --> 01:21:48.539 -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun 01:21:48.539 --> 01:21:48.539 -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun 01:21:48.539 --> 01:21:51.039 -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun 01:21:51.039 --> 01:22:06.510 -dun -dun -dun -d what it is. Now you said this 01:22:06.510 --> 01:22:09.750 is Dave Brubeck? Dave Brubeck. It's the song 01:22:09.750 --> 01:22:13.510 called Take Five by Dave Brubeck. Okay. It's 01:22:13.510 --> 01:22:17.729 entirely in 5 -4. Uh -huh. But the way it's composed 01:22:17.729 --> 01:22:23.890 is so natural, where the off -beats complement 01:22:23.890 --> 01:22:26.529 the odd time signature, where you can listen 01:22:26.529 --> 01:22:28.229 to it and be like, oh, yeah, this is catchy, 01:22:28.409 --> 01:22:30.649 this makes sense to my ears and brain. Yeah. 01:22:30.689 --> 01:22:33.460 But you would never know it's five beats. it's 01:22:33.460 --> 01:22:37.439 five quarter beats per measure. It's insane and 01:22:37.439 --> 01:22:42.939 that comment you said about Primus is remarkable 01:22:42.939 --> 01:22:45.760 to me because I love shit like that. Yeah, well 01:22:45.760 --> 01:22:49.159 definitely hit up the YouTube or Spotify or check 01:22:49.159 --> 01:22:54.659 out some Primus and it's gonna blow your mind. 01:22:54.760 --> 01:22:56.380 Yes. It's definitely gonna blow your mind. I 01:22:56.380 --> 01:22:59.069 think you'll dig it. Like I said, it's... Definitely 01:22:59.069 --> 01:23:01.890 different than everything else. But their time 01:23:01.890 --> 01:23:04.710 signatures are so different. But I think you'll 01:23:04.710 --> 01:23:08.130 dig it, for sure. But hey, that's it. If you 01:23:08.130 --> 01:23:10.449 have, we missed a bass player. We always tell 01:23:10.449 --> 01:23:13.109 you, shout at us, engagement. We love it. Bring 01:23:13.109 --> 01:23:16.250 it on and let us know who we missed. Hell yeah. 01:23:17.090 --> 01:23:19.770 We are now going to move on to review, preview, 01:23:20.550 --> 01:23:23.510 review movie, preview movie. uh, because that's 01:23:23.510 --> 01:23:26.409 what I do. I also write articles for the entertainer 01:23:26.409 --> 01:23:29.149 magazine and where I talk about movies that are 01:23:29.149 --> 01:23:31.989 coming out and a movie that I've seen this week. 01:23:32.050 --> 01:23:34.710 However, I haven't seen a movie and it's been 01:23:34.710 --> 01:23:37.430 a hot minute. I really haven't like I was on 01:23:37.430 --> 01:23:39.430 Netflix the other day and I think I might have 01:23:39.430 --> 01:23:41.489 been on something else and I was just kind of 01:23:41.489 --> 01:23:43.569 just jumping around and I was like, yeah, I can't 01:23:43.569 --> 01:23:45.949 find anything. So like, I don't know. Like for 01:23:45.949 --> 01:23:48.029 me, it's like writing an article, doing something 01:23:48.029 --> 01:23:50.109 creative. You have to be motivated. Like you 01:23:50.109 --> 01:23:51.810 can't sit there and be like, I'm going to do 01:23:51.810 --> 01:23:54.569 this now because your brain doesn't work that 01:23:54.569 --> 01:23:56.970 way. Right. Your creative brain has to be like, 01:23:56.970 --> 01:23:59.789 I'm ready. You have to be inspired. You have 01:23:59.789 --> 01:24:03.789 to. Yeah. And so, you know, kind of very much 01:24:03.789 --> 01:24:06.449 that way. And so like the last week or two, it's 01:24:06.449 --> 01:24:07.729 just been kind of like that. I've looked at some 01:24:07.729 --> 01:24:10.090 of the movies and just been like, meh. Right, 01:24:10.329 --> 01:24:12.010 right. I mean sure could I've just jumped in 01:24:12.010 --> 01:24:14.130 one they've been like, oh my god That looks terrible 01:24:14.130 --> 01:24:16.390 and just done it to do it. I could have done 01:24:16.390 --> 01:24:19.170 it Because a lot of times I end up doing movies 01:24:19.170 --> 01:24:21.210 I give high rankings to because it's like movies 01:24:21.210 --> 01:24:24.029 I really want to see so I really have to think 01:24:24.029 --> 01:24:27.090 about that sometimes it's like If I really think 01:24:27.090 --> 01:24:28.729 something's gonna be great or in my wheelhouse, 01:24:28.729 --> 01:24:31.470 I'll go see it But I think if I see something 01:24:31.470 --> 01:24:33.810 that's like god, that looks awful. I should probably 01:24:33.810 --> 01:24:35.930 check it out Yes, I should probably check it 01:24:35.930 --> 01:24:40.409 out and those like Not S -tier, not A -tier, 01:24:40.529 --> 01:24:42.909 maybe not even B -tier type movies, like the 01:24:42.909 --> 01:24:47.090 Sharknado of films. Uh -huh. In my opinion, have 01:24:47.090 --> 01:24:51.270 such a special place in my heart. Yeah. They're 01:24:51.270 --> 01:24:54.569 entertaining for the wrong reasons. But I even 01:24:54.569 --> 01:24:56.510 think the director and writers might even know 01:24:56.510 --> 01:24:58.949 that. Of just like, okay, we're gonna make some 01:24:58.949 --> 01:25:01.550 stupid shit and people might like it. Well, right, 01:25:01.729 --> 01:25:04.569 exactly. I love that. And there is some horror, 01:25:04.869 --> 01:25:09.390 like literally the scary movie. movies are that 01:25:09.390 --> 01:25:13.229 you know they're they're they're satirizing other 01:25:13.229 --> 01:25:18.160 horror films yeah but they still have some content 01:25:18.160 --> 01:25:21.279 of horror, but it's mostly like comedy, but it's 01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:24.060 like the same vibe of like, okay, they knew what 01:25:24.060 --> 01:25:26.779 they were doing and I'm just here to have a good 01:25:26.779 --> 01:25:29.020 time. Yeah. So I have to do that. I mean, you 01:25:29.020 --> 01:25:31.140 know, maybe even like Tuesdays are cheap days 01:25:31.140 --> 01:25:33.659 here in town. So maybe just do it that way. That 01:25:33.659 --> 01:25:35.319 way it's like, yeah, you just spend a five bucks. 01:25:35.340 --> 01:25:37.079 You get too much on some good popcorn, whatever. 01:25:37.079 --> 01:25:41.319 It's fine. But yeah, I'll have to do that. Yes. 01:25:41.699 --> 01:25:44.260 I'll have to do that. And there have been some 01:25:44.260 --> 01:25:47.399 movies recently that have gotten some... Interresante 01:25:47.399 --> 01:25:53.119 reviews. Oh, I'm sure. Hi, Mark. No. The room 01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:55.000 would have been amazing. Tommy Wiseau. Tommy 01:25:55.000 --> 01:25:56.539 Wiseau, yeah. That would have been something. 01:25:56.539 --> 01:26:00.479 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. I 01:26:00.479 --> 01:26:03.760 don't even know the accent. I really don't. It's, 01:26:04.439 --> 01:26:06.380 for ladies and gentlemen, look, if you're into 01:26:06.380 --> 01:26:09.180 cult movies, weird cult movies, see it. You have 01:26:09.180 --> 01:26:11.500 to watch it. See it for sure. You have to. There's 01:26:11.500 --> 01:26:13.960 even one clip, I don't know what it is, but it's 01:26:13.960 --> 01:26:18.720 like Tommy Wiseau from The Room doing like a, 01:26:19.000 --> 01:26:21.750 I don't know, some kind of reel. to be the Joker. 01:26:22.710 --> 01:26:25.789 And he's got the full face makeup on, and he's 01:26:25.789 --> 01:26:27.789 just staring directly at the camera. And he's 01:26:27.789 --> 01:26:32.430 like, I'm the new Joker. Ah! And that's the whole 01:26:32.430 --> 01:26:36.470 clip. That's the whole clip. Like, holy fuck, 01:26:36.590 --> 01:26:39.090 Tommy Wiseau. That's all you need from that guy. 01:26:39.090 --> 01:26:42.079 I think you're awesome. Please star in more movies. 01:26:42.399 --> 01:26:44.739 Oh, that's awesome. I love it. That's so great 01:26:44.739 --> 01:26:47.340 So what I did this week because I do this from 01:26:47.340 --> 01:26:51.279 time to time I'll just I'll come up with a kind 01:26:51.279 --> 01:26:54.699 of type, you know type of movie whatever Genre 01:26:54.699 --> 01:26:57.579 you name it and I'm just like oh, these are some 01:26:57.579 --> 01:26:59.640 movies. I enjoy I'm gonna share them with the 01:26:59.640 --> 01:27:02.319 world Why not? So since we've been on the subject 01:27:02.319 --> 01:27:05.739 of politics a lot lately, which I'm hoping we're 01:27:05.739 --> 01:27:07.640 gonna go out. That's why I love talking the music 01:27:07.640 --> 01:27:10.239 with You Find Beautiful People and some other 01:27:10.239 --> 01:27:11.859 stuff because it just kind of gets us out of 01:27:11.859 --> 01:27:13.460 that world for a hot minute and that's a good 01:27:13.460 --> 01:27:18.539 thing. Right. But I love a good political thriller. 01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:21.760 I really do. And when I went down the rabbit 01:27:21.760 --> 01:27:24.560 hole the other night... Went oh shit. There are 01:27:24.560 --> 01:27:27.579 a lot of really good right, right? So this I 01:27:27.579 --> 01:27:29.779 was just like, okay. I'm not gonna do 20 movies 01:27:29.779 --> 01:27:32.399 here today That's just kind of crazy. So I just 01:27:32.399 --> 01:27:35.939 did like a top five like that. I really enjoy 01:27:35.939 --> 01:27:40.079 One of them is enemy of the state. So that one 01:27:40.079 --> 01:27:44.100 is with Will Smith. It's with Gene Hackman I 01:27:44.100 --> 01:27:48.680 like that one a lot Because he kind of accidentally 01:27:48.680 --> 01:27:53.130 gets pulled into this political whatever you 01:27:53.130 --> 01:27:56.729 want to call it, espionage and a murder and all 01:27:56.729 --> 01:28:00.170 this other stuff. Right. And just due to bumping 01:28:00.170 --> 01:28:04.670 into a friend who had this tape, which he didn't, 01:28:04.670 --> 01:28:07.930 he didn't tape this murder on purpose. He's like, 01:28:07.930 --> 01:28:12.170 he was an environmental guy, like recording bird 01:28:12.170 --> 01:28:14.289 patterns or something. Yeah. And they happened 01:28:14.289 --> 01:28:15.710 to catch the murder on the tape and he went, 01:28:15.750 --> 01:28:18.149 oh shit. And he's just like, he was getting out 01:28:18.149 --> 01:28:20.130 of dodge and, you know, he ended up getting killed. 01:28:20.590 --> 01:28:23.380 But Well, Smith ends up getting this thing. And 01:28:23.380 --> 01:28:25.840 now he's all wrapped up in it, which eventually 01:28:25.840 --> 01:28:28.159 gets Gene Hackman wrapped up. He's an old NSA 01:28:28.159 --> 01:28:31.340 guy. And the whole thing is really super interesting. 01:28:31.800 --> 01:28:34.720 Jack Black, young Jack Black plays a role in 01:28:34.720 --> 01:28:39.699 it, which is kind of fun. And I like it. I like 01:28:39.699 --> 01:28:45.079 it a lot. The story is good. And It makes you 01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:47.479 think about things like the NSA and things that 01:28:47.479 --> 01:28:51.539 they see and there really is no privacy. Right. 01:28:51.819 --> 01:28:53.439 Right to privacy, there is no right to privacy. 01:28:53.439 --> 01:28:58.640 No. There isn't shit. Good luck with that. I 01:28:58.640 --> 01:29:00.260 don't even have to talk much about this one. 01:29:00.579 --> 01:29:05.119 JFK, Oliver Stone movie with Kevin Costner. He's 01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:08.810 like one of those actors, like him. Pachino de 01:29:08.810 --> 01:29:11.750 Niro, there's a few others. I was like, oh, so 01:29:11.750 --> 01:29:13.489 -and -so's doing a movie. I'm like, I'm going. 01:29:13.829 --> 01:29:16.909 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Costner could be reading the 01:29:16.909 --> 01:29:18.649 phone book, and I'll be like, oh shit, I'm going. 01:29:19.329 --> 01:29:21.989 Is he doing this live? That's exciting. It's 01:29:21.989 --> 01:29:25.029 like, this movie could be baller. It could be 01:29:25.029 --> 01:29:27.310 baller, man. Oscar -worthy? What's he doing, 01:29:27.470 --> 01:29:30.770 baking a pie? Fuck, let's go. I mean, whatever. 01:29:31.170 --> 01:29:34.130 But it's like, Costner's so good in this movie. 01:29:35.000 --> 01:29:39.619 and playing Jim Garrison. And it was such an 01:29:39.619 --> 01:29:42.279 important part in world history, just not American 01:29:42.279 --> 01:29:45.760 history, world history, where it was so tense. 01:29:46.340 --> 01:29:49.619 And a lot of people, you know, they they they 01:29:49.619 --> 01:29:52.140 look at this assassination as kind of like a 01:29:52.140 --> 01:29:55.449 tipping point into like Oh, well, America is 01:29:55.449 --> 01:29:57.710 going to go down this path. Right. Right. And 01:29:57.710 --> 01:30:00.130 look where we're at. Yeah. And that's kind of 01:30:00.130 --> 01:30:02.810 you can you can look back that far. Interesting. 01:30:03.130 --> 01:30:05.189 Very interesting. Yeah. But it's an excellent 01:30:05.189 --> 01:30:07.949 movie. Well, the way Stone does it and the cast 01:30:07.949 --> 01:30:11.090 is killer. Such a good cast. So definitely check 01:30:11.090 --> 01:30:14.189 that out. The Hunt for Red October. Great movie. 01:30:14.489 --> 01:30:17.930 I was kind of like wondering if it qualified. 01:30:18.069 --> 01:30:22.029 I think it really does because. there's so many 01:30:22.029 --> 01:30:25.350 political things going on where like this dissident 01:30:25.350 --> 01:30:29.909 is like he's kind of taking over parts of Russia 01:30:29.909 --> 01:30:34.239 and these They think he's got missiles, and now 01:30:34.239 --> 01:30:36.680 they're subsmissing. Everybody's freaking out, 01:30:36.960 --> 01:30:40.279 so they send the Red October to sea. And once 01:30:40.279 --> 01:30:46.560 again, it is our friends, Gene Hackman, but not 01:30:46.560 --> 01:30:49.539 Will Smith this time. He is with Denzel Washington. 01:30:49.699 --> 01:30:52.000 My man. Once again, another guy. They could just 01:30:52.000 --> 01:30:54.899 be like... Oh yeah, what's Denzel Washington 01:30:54.899 --> 01:30:58.239 doing? Oh, he's playing an older choir boy? He's 01:30:58.239 --> 01:31:00.199 watching paint dry? He's watching paint dry? 01:31:00.560 --> 01:31:04.640 Holy shit, I'm in! Wow, how avant -garde. I am 01:31:04.640 --> 01:31:08.819 going to see this immediately. Denzel knows what 01:31:08.819 --> 01:31:12.119 he's doing. Denzel knows what he's doing. But 01:31:12.119 --> 01:31:15.739 yeah, just the energy. Denzel looks at the paint, 01:31:16.060 --> 01:31:19.079 change your world. Change your world. Holy fuck, 01:31:19.220 --> 01:31:22.640 Denzel. Denzel, you've said it all, man. Take 01:31:22.640 --> 01:31:26.159 my money. Yeah, it's so good, but he's great 01:31:26.159 --> 01:31:29.380 in this movie, and he's kind of the XO, which 01:31:29.380 --> 01:31:32.279 means he's the right hand to Gene Hackman, who's 01:31:32.279 --> 01:31:35.359 an old school sub guy, and he's literally taking 01:31:35.359 --> 01:31:38.619 everything period sentence to his cross. This 01:31:38.619 --> 01:31:42.060 is how you do it. Whereas, because Denzel's a 01:31:42.060 --> 01:31:45.760 younger guy, and he kind of is like, hey, that 01:31:45.760 --> 01:31:47.819 message that we just were about to get, maybe 01:31:47.819 --> 01:31:50.359 that's important. Maybe we're not. And it's just 01:31:50.359 --> 01:31:52.890 like, half the guys support the captain, half 01:31:52.890 --> 01:31:55.810 the guys. And it's almost literally, it's mutiny 01:31:55.810 --> 01:31:58.670 on a nuclear submarine. And it's so intense, 01:31:59.329 --> 01:32:03.829 so intense. James Gandolfini's on it, AKA Tony 01:32:03.829 --> 01:32:06.850 Soprano, he's really great. Just a good cast, 01:32:07.050 --> 01:32:10.689 a good cast, and it's a fun movie. Two more, 01:32:10.930 --> 01:32:13.789 All the President's Men. Rest in Peace, Robert 01:32:13.789 --> 01:32:17.720 Redford. This one is really great. The political 01:32:17.720 --> 01:32:22.020 thrillers of the 60s and 70s could easily flesh 01:32:22.020 --> 01:32:26.539 out the rest of this whole thing. But John Frankenmeier, 01:32:27.020 --> 01:32:30.890 he wrote it, trilogies. of films about paranoia 01:32:30.890 --> 01:32:34.470 and surveillance and conspiracies. He did what 01:32:34.470 --> 01:32:37.909 he'd include. He did Parallax View, culminated 01:32:37.909 --> 01:32:41.130 in this definitive retelling of how the crimes 01:32:41.130 --> 01:32:43.930 that eventually forced Nixon out of office run 01:32:43.930 --> 01:32:46.090 covered by a pair of diligent Washington Post 01:32:46.090 --> 01:32:49.590 reporters, Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein, played 01:32:49.590 --> 01:32:51.750 by Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman. How's that? 01:32:52.229 --> 01:32:56.210 How's that for two guys for you? This one really 01:32:56.210 --> 01:33:00.289 holds up and just tells an amazing tale. And 01:33:00.289 --> 01:33:02.890 once again, at another tipping point, right, 01:33:03.369 --> 01:33:07.829 of the president and the powers that they wield, 01:33:07.989 --> 01:33:09.470 even though they're supposed to be checks and 01:33:09.470 --> 01:33:13.710 balances. And then 13 Days. I love 13 Days. Once 01:33:13.710 --> 01:33:17.250 again, another Costner movie about JFK, but this 01:33:17.250 --> 01:33:19.710 is about the Cuban Missile Crisis. Oh, yeah. 01:33:20.010 --> 01:33:23.670 I've studied history. This one scares me more 01:33:23.670 --> 01:33:27.289 than any point in our modern American history 01:33:27.289 --> 01:33:31.270 because it's a chess game. It's a chess game 01:33:31.270 --> 01:33:35.369 between Khrushchev and between JFK and so many 01:33:35.369 --> 01:33:37.710 guys in that room with Kennedy just want to go 01:33:37.710 --> 01:33:42.449 to war. Right. It's like, look, this isn't World 01:33:42.449 --> 01:33:44.390 War Two. We're not going to just get a bunch 01:33:44.390 --> 01:33:46.630 of tanks and shoot them at each other, you know, 01:33:46.710 --> 01:33:48.310 or here's our soldiers, there's our soldiers. 01:33:48.350 --> 01:33:50.229 And then we fight for a while and then we stop. 01:33:50.550 --> 01:33:53.750 That's not what this is. And I think they both 01:33:53.750 --> 01:33:56.430 Khrushchev's right. Like they both knew that 01:33:56.430 --> 01:33:59.470 they're like, if this thing spirals out of control, 01:34:00.130 --> 01:34:01.829 shit's going to glow in the dark. That's how 01:34:01.829 --> 01:34:05.149 this thing ends up finishing up. And so it's 01:34:05.149 --> 01:34:07.949 just intense. It's an intense movie the way they 01:34:07.949 --> 01:34:10.420 the way they shot it. And I love it. I love it 01:34:10.420 --> 01:34:15.939 because they wrap these guys who Costner was 01:34:15.939 --> 01:34:18.600 just like an assistant but he was like a friend 01:34:18.600 --> 01:34:22.500 of Bobby and Bobby the brother of JFK and these 01:34:22.500 --> 01:34:26.119 guys have to rely on each other to do the right 01:34:26.119 --> 01:34:27.640 things because most of the rest of those guys 01:34:27.640 --> 01:34:32.069 are just idiots. But I loved it. I loved it, 01:34:32.130 --> 01:34:34.609 man. It's such a good movie. And once again, 01:34:34.890 --> 01:34:36.970 just a pivotal point in history. So, if you see 01:34:36.970 --> 01:34:39.069 any books out there about the Cuban Missile Crisis, 01:34:39.350 --> 01:34:41.909 none are at the top of my head right now. Pick 01:34:41.909 --> 01:34:44.789 it up, because it was intense. Yeah, and even 01:34:44.789 --> 01:34:46.649 if you're a Call of Duty fan, because I know 01:34:46.649 --> 01:34:50.510 my first, besides like history class, learning 01:34:50.510 --> 01:34:53.149 about history, my first introduction to the Cuban 01:34:53.149 --> 01:34:55.869 Missile Crisis outside of that was playing Call 01:34:55.869 --> 01:35:01.640 of Duty games. And it's... It's so underplayed 01:35:01.640 --> 01:35:05.340 how tense it is. So underplayed because of course 01:35:05.340 --> 01:35:07.659 you're playing Call of Duty, right? The protagonist 01:35:07.659 --> 01:35:10.699 always wins. That's always how it goes because 01:35:10.699 --> 01:35:12.760 that's how history is told. The protagonist always 01:35:12.760 --> 01:35:17.659 wins. And it's so under told. Like if your only 01:35:17.659 --> 01:35:20.619 idea of history is through that of like Call 01:35:20.619 --> 01:35:23.689 of Duty or history books. You're not getting 01:35:23.689 --> 01:35:26.050 the full picture. You're really not. You got 01:35:26.050 --> 01:35:28.489 to watch the movie. You got to read the books. 01:35:29.930 --> 01:35:35.109 It's crazy. Oh, yeah. For sure. Well, that finishes 01:35:35.109 --> 01:35:38.470 up that. I'm glad I did that. Yeah. Instead of 01:35:38.470 --> 01:35:39.850 the regular review preview, I like doing that 01:35:39.850 --> 01:35:42.489 from time to time. I'm definitely a movie buff. 01:35:44.130 --> 01:35:46.510 And political thrillers are in my wheelhouse. 01:35:46.529 --> 01:35:49.449 I love them. But once again, we are always telling 01:35:49.449 --> 01:35:54.020 you engagement. throw political thrillers our 01:35:54.020 --> 01:35:55.579 way. Maybe we missed one, maybe there's one you 01:35:55.579 --> 01:35:57.800 really like. I know there was a lot on the cutting 01:35:57.800 --> 01:36:00.899 room floor that I really liked too. You had to 01:36:00.899 --> 01:36:02.960 keep it to five. I had to keep it to five because 01:36:02.960 --> 01:36:05.659 we literally could do a whole show on political 01:36:05.659 --> 01:36:08.500 thrillers, for sure. But before we take our final 01:36:08.500 --> 01:36:13.359 break, while we're sleeping, so Aidan looks at 01:36:13.359 --> 01:36:16.239 YouTube and games and shows and movies and all 01:36:16.239 --> 01:36:19.720 this stuff and finds things, hey, I think we... 01:36:19.739 --> 01:36:22.000 slept on that a little bit and he finds them 01:36:22.000 --> 01:36:24.739 each and every week so what do we sleep on now 01:36:24.739 --> 01:36:28.180 this week i'm doing a return to while you were 01:36:28.180 --> 01:36:30.300 sleeping because some people are out there still 01:36:30.300 --> 01:36:34.720 honk shoo honk shoo sleeping on this person that 01:36:34.720 --> 01:36:38.439 happens a youtube chat yeah often uh a youtube 01:36:38.439 --> 01:36:41.180 channel called garbage time now i brought this 01:36:41.180 --> 01:36:45.119 channel up in season one of the mark mo show 01:36:45.119 --> 01:36:49.529 which is a an australian youtuber Who is just 01:36:49.529 --> 01:36:53.189 a funny guy just a funny but intelligent entertaining 01:36:53.189 --> 01:36:56.670 kind of guy Yeah, and he has this channel called 01:36:56.670 --> 01:37:01.850 garbage time, okay? Where he and his his his 01:37:01.850 --> 01:37:04.729 buddy who is just this master mechanic Just an 01:37:04.729 --> 01:37:07.550 absolute genius when it comes to cars they take 01:37:07.550 --> 01:37:11.250 these little what they call nuggets Okay, essentially 01:37:11.250 --> 01:37:13.510 just these shitty little cars, and they try and 01:37:13.510 --> 01:37:17.119 make them drivable. Oh damn But it's not just 01:37:17.119 --> 01:37:18.739 that, it's so much more than that. So I'm gonna 01:37:18.739 --> 01:37:21.659 run through a couple of their most recent videos. 01:37:22.239 --> 01:37:24.340 Okay. And just tell everyone what they've been 01:37:24.340 --> 01:37:26.880 sleeping on. So on Garbage Time, they've got 01:37:26.880 --> 01:37:32.399 a video where they, quote, vintage Mercedes are 01:37:32.399 --> 01:37:35.560 actual nightmares. That's the title of the video. 01:37:35.699 --> 01:37:38.399 So he's got a vintage Merc that has been sitting 01:37:38.399 --> 01:37:42.760 around rotting for two decades. And the fuel... 01:37:42.840 --> 01:37:46.220 You can see, I'll show Mark Moe himself, the 01:37:46.220 --> 01:37:49.500 fuel itself is brown. Yeah, that looks nasty. 01:37:49.779 --> 01:37:52.640 Yeah, it's not fuel. Like, fuel is almost clear. 01:37:52.779 --> 01:37:54.859 It looks like high quality apple juice. Correct, 01:37:54.920 --> 01:37:58.279 it does, yes. No, the fuel is brown. So, the 01:37:58.279 --> 01:38:01.840 Merc dies. He has another video where he replaced 01:38:01.840 --> 01:38:05.920 his engine oil with olive oil. Oh, no. In his 01:38:05.920 --> 01:38:11.590 little Fiat Niki. His Fiat has a name? Yeah. 01:38:11.810 --> 01:38:16.010 Well, I think it's a Maruk or a Fiat, something 01:38:16.010 --> 01:38:18.090 like that. Anyway, it's like a two -cylinder 01:38:18.090 --> 01:38:22.949 engine. It pulls like 50 horsepower. So it's 01:38:22.949 --> 01:38:26.189 this tiny little car and he replaced it. I'm 01:38:26.189 --> 01:38:28.970 looking at the Niki. The Niki. Wow. By the way, 01:38:28.970 --> 01:38:33.970 he named it Tony. The car's name is Tony. So 01:38:33.970 --> 01:38:38.840 he put olive oil in Tony and it runs. It run 01:38:38.840 --> 01:38:41.220 it just because it's two cylinders. It's a tiny 01:38:41.220 --> 01:38:43.159 engine. It doesn't matter what it's lubricated 01:38:43.159 --> 01:38:46.319 with right It's just like okay. I'm gonna just 01:38:46.319 --> 01:38:49.560 drive. I would just go so he replaced this He 01:38:49.560 --> 01:38:53.319 replaced his engine oil with olive oil Wow There 01:38:53.319 --> 01:38:56.199 was an episode where he made his own electric 01:38:56.199 --> 01:38:59.899 car. Oh, that's cool taking. Oh, it gets better 01:38:59.899 --> 01:39:04.220 He took a gas car. Yes took the engine and drivetrain 01:39:04.220 --> 01:39:07.609 out everything and just put this little, like, 01:39:08.189 --> 01:39:10.710 750 -watt electric motor in it with an on -off 01:39:10.710 --> 01:39:13.390 switch, so when you click it on, it goes in a 01:39:13.390 --> 01:39:16.350 direction, and when you click it off, it doesn't. 01:39:16.949 --> 01:39:19.569 That's the whole build. Oh, my God. They just 01:39:19.569 --> 01:39:21.850 replaced, like, a four -cylinder engine with 01:39:21.850 --> 01:39:24.390 this little electric motor with an on -off switch. 01:39:25.149 --> 01:39:28.470 That's the whole build. That's funny. And most 01:39:28.470 --> 01:39:32.250 recently on Garbage Time... They took this old 01:39:32.250 --> 01:39:35.409 AU Ford Falcon, which is an Australian Ford Falcon. 01:39:35.829 --> 01:39:39.149 And they replaced, it was a trasher anyway. It 01:39:39.149 --> 01:39:41.710 was a garbage car. It was going to be in the 01:39:41.710 --> 01:39:44.550 wreckers. They like saved it in our quotes. Ah, 01:39:44.729 --> 01:39:47.069 okay. Yep. But here's how they saved it. They 01:39:47.069 --> 01:39:51.430 replaced its engine oil with Vegemite. I've had 01:39:51.430 --> 01:39:55.579 Vegemite. Yeah. Woof. Is it great? It's saltier 01:39:55.579 --> 01:39:58.939 than salt. Saltier than salt. So they replaced 01:39:58.939 --> 01:40:01.479 the engine oil with Vegemite. And looking at 01:40:01.479 --> 01:40:06.159 the thumbnails, it's no joke. It's no joke. Vegemite 01:40:06.159 --> 01:40:09.579 is a sludge. It's sludge. It's a sludge. They 01:40:09.579 --> 01:40:12.279 put that in a car's engine. And you know what? 01:40:12.680 --> 01:40:16.079 It ran. They redlined it for like 10 minutes. 01:40:16.880 --> 01:40:19.579 That freaks me out. It's unbelievable. Like how 01:40:19.579 --> 01:40:24.100 resilient cars are is unbelievable. Wow. You 01:40:24.100 --> 01:40:26.159 can put Vegemite in there, and it's like, ah, 01:40:26.159 --> 01:40:30.159 I'll shrug it off for a little while. That's 01:40:30.159 --> 01:40:33.699 unbelievable. It's so entertaining. I highly 01:40:33.699 --> 01:40:35.979 recommend it, because they're just entertaining 01:40:35.979 --> 01:40:40.619 individuals. The owner of Garbage Time, who also 01:40:40.619 --> 01:40:42.939 has other channels, his name is Wade, and his 01:40:42.939 --> 01:40:46.420 master mechanic buddy, James, they are just so 01:40:46.420 --> 01:40:50.220 entertaining. And they find a way to make destroying 01:40:50.220 --> 01:40:55.609 cars, or even saving cars. So entertaining. So 01:40:55.609 --> 01:40:59.850 that's awesome. Highly, highly recommend. That 01:40:59.850 --> 01:41:03.189 is that is good. That is that's that's why he 01:41:03.189 --> 01:41:05.649 does this man every week. It's it's so good what 01:41:05.649 --> 01:41:09.979 he finds. And these guys are They're a trip. 01:41:10.359 --> 01:41:12.979 They're worth the watch. So definitely check 01:41:12.979 --> 01:41:17.159 them out on the ye olde YouTube. And how can 01:41:17.159 --> 01:41:19.739 people find them again on YouTube? It's Garbage 01:41:19.739 --> 01:41:21.899 Time, the channel. So you look up Garbage Time 01:41:21.899 --> 01:41:23.960 on YouTube, you will most certainly find them. 01:41:24.000 --> 01:41:28.579 You'll see the little red Fiat Nicky Maluk ugly 01:41:28.579 --> 01:41:31.699 little car on their channel banner. I love it. 01:41:32.000 --> 01:41:34.760 Very easy to find. And the fun part, YouTube 01:41:34.760 --> 01:41:37.600 is free. And it's right and if you run an ad 01:41:37.600 --> 01:41:40.260 blocker you literally just get to watch the videos 01:41:40.260 --> 01:41:43.619 and not have any ads So yeah, I know it's against 01:41:43.619 --> 01:41:45.600 YouTube's terms of service, but I don't work 01:41:45.600 --> 01:41:47.739 for YouTube. So I don't fucking care. You don't 01:41:47.739 --> 01:41:50.880 care Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. All right, 01:41:50.880 --> 01:41:53.100 we're gonna take a quick break when we come back 01:41:53.100 --> 01:41:55.439 We're gonna do our beer review and then of course 01:41:55.439 --> 01:42:25.100 the world of weird news coming up We are in the 01:42:25.100 --> 01:42:28.699 homestretch here at the mark mo show podcast 01:42:28.699 --> 01:42:32.779 and Like subscribe share all that kind of good 01:42:32.779 --> 01:42:35.199 stuff. We appreciate each and every one of you 01:42:35.199 --> 01:42:40.000 Definitely time for our beer review It is very 01:42:40.000 --> 01:42:44.100 interesting. We are having the German beer. The 01:42:44.100 --> 01:42:46.859 German beer for the Oktober? For the Oktoberfest. 01:42:48.119 --> 01:42:52.579 Oktoberfest? The Oktoberfest? Yes, that is what 01:42:52.579 --> 01:42:55.680 we were doing. Actually, day is Spanish. That 01:42:55.680 --> 01:42:58.960 really is, yeah. But, I mean, whatever. You're 01:42:58.960 --> 01:43:02.960 in the right content. Die Fest Oktober? Sorry, 01:43:03.060 --> 01:43:04.760 I don't know German. I used to know a little 01:43:04.760 --> 01:43:08.460 bit. This is the schnitz and giggles. Well, really 01:43:08.460 --> 01:43:12.539 all Germans do yell so you can just yell Yep, 01:43:13.020 --> 01:43:15.159 that's it. That's all you need. That is all you 01:43:15.159 --> 01:43:17.819 need. I was talking to the doctor He said you 01:43:17.819 --> 01:43:21.579 need more schnitz and the giggles Yeah, they're 01:43:21.579 --> 01:43:23.479 very backed up. You need schnitz and the giggles. 01:43:23.579 --> 01:43:27.020 There's a TV show that does a that does a German 01:43:27.020 --> 01:43:30.979 joke and It's a knock -back joke. I want to say 01:43:30.979 --> 01:43:34.729 maybe it suits but it's just like Knock knock 01:43:34.729 --> 01:43:36.890 who's there and he actually snaps the guy and 01:43:36.890 --> 01:43:42.050 he goes shut up evil ask the questions I Love 01:43:42.050 --> 01:43:44.829 that's great. I love it. I would I would do that 01:43:44.829 --> 01:43:47.449 with HR, but I think I would lose my job probably 01:43:47.449 --> 01:43:50.289 Yeah, but you know it though Hey, it's a good 01:43:50.289 --> 01:43:52.510 bit if the goal is to get to that van down by 01:43:52.510 --> 01:43:57.189 the river my man you do you my guy My man anyway 01:43:57.189 --> 01:44:00.880 official beer review Schnitz und Giegel's. Mm 01:44:00.880 --> 01:44:04.239 -hmm, which is spelled UND because that is German 01:44:04.239 --> 01:44:08.720 for and it's made by off square brewing Crown 01:44:08.720 --> 01:44:12.720 Point baby out of Crown Point Indiana a local 01:44:12.720 --> 01:44:15.880 brewery to us Which it may be difficult to find 01:44:15.880 --> 01:44:19.000 around you, but it is a martin beer for Oktoberfest, 01:44:19.000 --> 01:44:23.000 of course Which by the way is a little spicy 01:44:23.319 --> 01:44:27.899 6 .5 % ABV. Let's go. It's a little higher than 01:44:27.899 --> 01:44:31.000 your typical Oktoberfest brew, which are around 01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:35.319 five. 20 on the international bidders unit scale. 01:44:35.680 --> 01:44:38.060 So it's not an IPA, but it might have a little 01:44:38.060 --> 01:44:41.039 bit of pizzazz. I love pizzazz. If you're interested. 01:44:41.159 --> 01:44:43.520 We're using the Untapped app on our phones. It 01:44:43.520 --> 01:44:45.539 is free. We're not sponsored, but you can use 01:44:45.539 --> 01:44:48.119 it if you choose to. On a scale from zero to 01:44:48.119 --> 01:44:51.060 five. How much do we like it? We will give you 01:44:51.060 --> 01:44:53.899 our tasting notes. And we're drinking it out 01:44:53.899 --> 01:44:57.039 of a can today. We are. We definitely are. Oh, 01:44:57.100 --> 01:44:59.880 it smells nice. It smells a little roasty. A 01:44:59.880 --> 01:45:02.279 little roasty. I get a little bit of yeast on 01:45:02.279 --> 01:45:04.420 the nose. Yeah, oh yeah. You can tell this boy 01:45:04.420 --> 01:45:07.460 is ready. This boy's ready. Ready to be enjoyed. 01:45:07.920 --> 01:45:10.279 Almost smells a touch citrusy. I could be crazy 01:45:10.279 --> 01:45:13.380 though. I could be crazy though. There's like 01:45:13.380 --> 01:45:16.079 a hint of grapefruit under the yeast and malt. 01:45:16.420 --> 01:45:19.869 Okay. In my nose. But we will try it. Let's do 01:45:19.869 --> 01:45:21.390 it. Let us know what you're enjoying at home. 01:45:21.649 --> 01:45:26.390 Slainte. Slainte. Well, that's nice. Boy, howdy, 01:45:26.390 --> 01:45:30.250 that is smooth. I like that a lot. Roasty notes. 01:45:30.829 --> 01:45:33.649 Nothing, nothing left on the palate. No, not 01:45:33.649 --> 01:45:36.829 really. Nothing. That is, that is aftertaste 01:45:36.829 --> 01:45:39.630 free. So there's no lingering bitterness that 01:45:39.630 --> 01:45:42.489 you would get from an IPA. There's no lingering. 01:45:44.060 --> 01:45:46.420 Roasty notes you might get from a porter or a 01:45:46.420 --> 01:45:49.720 stout. That is really clean. That is clean. That 01:45:49.720 --> 01:45:53.000 is really clean. I like it a lot. I like it a 01:45:53.000 --> 01:45:59.500 lot. You're welcome. It's wunderbar. It's wunderbar. 01:46:01.220 --> 01:46:03.779 Boy, that is fantastic. That's fire. That is 01:46:03.779 --> 01:46:07.180 really nice. I'm a big fan of Oktoberfest. I 01:46:07.180 --> 01:46:09.079 think I've mentioned this on the show before. 01:46:09.760 --> 01:46:14.279 I'm not a huge lager guy or... like the lighter 01:46:14.279 --> 01:46:18.079 beers themselves, lagers, pilsners, pale ales, 01:46:18.420 --> 01:46:21.920 is typically not my go -to. But Oktoberfests 01:46:21.920 --> 01:46:24.039 have always held a special place in my heart 01:46:24.039 --> 01:46:26.619 because they're so much heartier. They're more 01:46:26.619 --> 01:46:29.840 full -bodied in terms of flavor. And this one 01:46:29.840 --> 01:46:32.760 hits a spot. This is really nice. For sure. Oh, 01:46:32.779 --> 01:46:35.020 yeah. This is really nice. It's flavorful, but 01:46:35.020 --> 01:46:40.260 it doesn't leave any lasting pizzazz on the palate. 01:46:40.739 --> 01:46:44.800 Yep. That is really great. This might be my my 01:46:44.800 --> 01:46:49.279 highest rated of the lighter beers on the app 01:46:49.279 --> 01:46:51.300 I think I'm going up to three seven five for 01:46:51.300 --> 01:46:54.020 this one three seven five out of five. That's 01:46:54.020 --> 01:46:57.640 really nice. That's a solid score Most definitely 01:46:57.640 --> 01:47:02.319 I would oh Man, yeah, yeah, I'm right there with 01:47:02.319 --> 01:47:04.899 I'm gonna match that three seven five. Yeah, 01:47:04.979 --> 01:47:08.489 absolutely Oh, I got a badge! You got a badge? 01:47:08.810 --> 01:47:13.810 Celebrate Oktoberfest! Let's go! I got the same 01:47:13.810 --> 01:47:16.970 thing. Let's go. That's awesome news. I also 01:47:16.970 --> 01:47:20.649 unlocked Land of the Free Level 80. Oh, jeez. 01:47:20.829 --> 01:47:27.310 God. Hey, look what I did! Brewery Pioneer Level 01:47:27.310 --> 01:47:33.189 8! I got my beer pubes! That's ridiculous. You 01:47:33.189 --> 01:47:38.319 know what's funny? Me neither. There's a lot 01:47:38.319 --> 01:47:46.939 of things funny. We live in America. Oh Hey, 01:47:47.199 --> 01:47:49.220 here's something fun. Yeah, I unlock the land 01:47:49.220 --> 01:47:53.659 of the free bad. There we go. There we go Pledge 01:47:53.659 --> 01:47:57.039 allegiance is time to enjoy some beer. Yeah Why 01:47:57.039 --> 01:47:59.399 you still can yeah pledge allegiance to what 01:47:59.399 --> 01:48:04.630 exactly? To Oktoberfest. To Oktoberfest. My man. 01:48:04.689 --> 01:48:07.229 This is really good. This is really tasty. If 01:48:07.229 --> 01:48:08.930 you guys are in the region, check this out. The 01:48:08.930 --> 01:48:11.989 region being Northwest Indiana. Otherwise, I 01:48:11.989 --> 01:48:13.670 don't know, maybe your liquor store somewhere 01:48:13.670 --> 01:48:15.729 in Chicago or some other place gets it. I hope 01:48:15.729 --> 01:48:17.149 it does. It's really great. Maybe they sell it 01:48:17.149 --> 01:48:19.170 online. That could be. There are some places 01:48:19.170 --> 01:48:21.689 that sell some crazy stuff online. Look it up. 01:48:21.789 --> 01:48:24.270 Why not? It is made by Off Square Brewing for 01:48:24.270 --> 01:48:26.779 anyone interested. Not sponsored, but... Recommended 01:48:26.779 --> 01:48:29.960 recommended that leads us into our final segment, 01:48:29.960 --> 01:48:34.920 and that is the world of weird news and we've 01:48:34.920 --> 01:48:38.880 had some real gems lately and This one is short 01:48:38.880 --> 01:48:42.239 and sweet and actually it has to do with my career. 01:48:42.699 --> 01:48:45.859 Well not my career my current job Yeah, my current 01:48:45.859 --> 01:48:50.939 job a little bit Here we go grave diggers compete 01:48:50.939 --> 01:48:53.720 in the eighth international grave digging championship 01:48:55.760 --> 01:48:59.420 That's right. The best part of this... Undertakers 01:48:59.420 --> 01:49:02.880 beware. The best part of this is the article 01:49:02.880 --> 01:49:06.659 is written by Spooky. Oh my god, that's awesome. 01:49:06.760 --> 01:49:08.880 That is who they are. That's awesome. I want 01:49:08.880 --> 01:49:11.840 to be called Spooky. Every year, grave diggers 01:49:11.840 --> 01:49:14.479 from around the world gather in Hungary, that 01:49:14.479 --> 01:49:17.079 checks, to compete in the International Grave 01:49:17.079 --> 01:49:21.500 Digging Championship. every year since 2016, 01:49:21.939 --> 01:49:26.319 with the exception of 2020 and 2021, Hungary's 01:49:26.319 --> 01:49:29.939 Association of Cemetery Operators and Maintainers, 01:49:30.140 --> 01:49:35.260 the good old MTFE, of course, has been inviting 01:49:35.260 --> 01:49:38.500 gravediggers from all over the world to the European 01:49:38.500 --> 01:49:41.939 country to compete for the title of World Grave 01:49:41.939 --> 01:49:46.140 Digging Champion. Working in teams of two, gravediggers 01:49:46.140 --> 01:49:50.930 must put their abilities to the test. by by taking 01:49:50.930 --> 01:49:56.479 graves that are two meters long 80 centimeters 01:49:56.479 --> 01:50:00.260 wide and 1 .6 meters deep within two hours. Of 01:50:00.260 --> 01:50:03.560 course, of course. And then shoveling the approximately 01:50:03.560 --> 01:50:08.039 2 .5 tons of dirt back into the holes to create 01:50:08.039 --> 01:50:11.199 a neat burial mound. Oh my god. It sounds easy 01:50:11.199 --> 01:50:13.939 enough, but speed, accuracy, and attention to 01:50:13.939 --> 01:50:18.199 detail are the main criteria by which contestants 01:50:18.199 --> 01:50:24.140 are judged. That's so cool. Yeah, I want to be 01:50:24.140 --> 01:50:27.640 an attendant in in that competition. I want to 01:50:27.640 --> 01:50:29.819 watch it Oh, I know right. It's like I would 01:50:29.819 --> 01:50:32.000 sit there for all two and a half hours Yeah, 01:50:32.000 --> 01:50:34.439 and be amazed I mean dude if we could sit there 01:50:34.439 --> 01:50:37.260 watch the Ocho and watch people God, where was 01:50:37.260 --> 01:50:39.899 he stares slippery stairs? No, I'm thinking this 01:50:39.899 --> 01:50:42.380 one. You're gonna know right away It takes place 01:50:42.380 --> 01:50:45.560 on Fremont Street in Las Vegas. Oh, and there 01:50:45.560 --> 01:50:49.500 are dudes that foot racing know the signs. Oh 01:50:49.500 --> 01:50:53.420 Yeah, the guys it's So when you like during tax 01:50:53.420 --> 01:50:56.180 time, it's like the people flipping right outside 01:50:56.180 --> 01:50:59.079 your liberty tax, liberty tax, and they're kind 01:50:59.079 --> 01:51:00.760 of flipping the signs around and they're doing 01:51:00.760 --> 01:51:02.760 things with the signs, the Statue of Liberty 01:51:02.760 --> 01:51:05.619 costume or like a like a really bad restaurant. 01:51:05.640 --> 01:51:07.779 They're going to have some clown out there. Right. 01:51:08.199 --> 01:51:10.180 That's what this competition is. We're talking 01:51:10.180 --> 01:51:12.939 about you, Little Caesars. That's right. Exactly. 01:51:13.359 --> 01:51:15.859 But hey, they're always hot and ready. Yeah, 01:51:15.859 --> 01:51:18.140 yeah, yeah, yeah. Last week's hot and ready for 01:51:18.140 --> 01:51:21.670 a battle. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, what do you got 01:51:21.670 --> 01:51:25.729 for this week? I found a fun one. Yeah. IG noble 01:51:25.729 --> 01:51:29.590 prizes awarded for painted zebra cows, pizza 01:51:29.590 --> 01:51:35.050 eating lizards. What? I didn't even know IG noble 01:51:35.050 --> 01:51:39.770 prizes were a thing until today. This is from 01:51:39.770 --> 01:51:44.909 the UPI. The annals of improbable science. announced 01:51:44.909 --> 01:51:47.550 this year's slate of IG Nobel Prize winners, 01:51:47.989 --> 01:51:50.250 including researchers who painted cows like zebras 01:51:50.250 --> 01:51:52.689 and a team who analyzed the pizza preferences 01:51:52.689 --> 01:52:01.529 of lizards. The 35th annual... Whoa! Yeah, 35 01:52:01.529 --> 01:52:05.510 big ones. A Nobel Prize ceremony was held Thursday 01:52:05.510 --> 01:52:09.069 evening in Boston, featured Nobel laureates... 01:52:09.079 --> 01:52:12.960 handing out awards for scientific research that, 01:52:13.439 --> 01:52:18.100 quote, make people laugh, then think. The prizes 01:52:18.100 --> 01:52:21.159 are intended to celebrate the unusual honor, 01:52:21.539 --> 01:52:24.199 the imaginative, and spur people's interest in 01:52:24.199 --> 01:52:26.619 science, medicine, and technology, the official 01:52:26.619 --> 01:52:30.279 website says. Oh. I'm down with that. This year's 01:52:30.279 --> 01:52:33.180 Literature Prize was awarded posthumously to 01:52:33.180 --> 01:52:36.720 William Bean for, quote, persistently recording 01:52:36.720 --> 01:52:40.689 and analyzing the rate of growth of one of his 01:52:40.689 --> 01:52:46.449 fingernails over a period of 35 years. This man 01:52:46.449 --> 01:52:49.369 dedicated three and a half decades to recording 01:52:49.369 --> 01:52:52.890 one fingernail's growth. That's crazy. Holy shit. 01:52:52.890 --> 01:52:58.810 The psychology prize went to a Markin Zaginowski 01:52:58.810 --> 01:53:02.909 and Gillies Genak who analyzed how receiving 01:53:02.909 --> 01:53:06.770 high IQ scores... relates to temporary states 01:53:06.770 --> 01:53:12.729 of narcissism. Oh my god. Holy shit. This year's 01:53:12.729 --> 01:53:22.010 nutrition prize awarded to Dendi Senya Jebato, 01:53:22.409 --> 01:53:25.350 Meek, and Lucieli. I'm just going with nast names 01:53:25.350 --> 01:53:27.670 here on out. That's fine. Who determined rainbow 01:53:27.670 --> 01:53:31.029 lizards at a seaside resort in Togo prefer four 01:53:31.029 --> 01:53:35.609 cheese to other varieties of pizzas. Oh my god. 01:53:37.069 --> 01:53:42.810 Japanese researchers Kojima, Oishi, Matsubara, 01:53:43.369 --> 01:53:49.710 Uchiyama, Fukushima, Aoki, Sato, Masuda, I'm 01:53:49.710 --> 01:53:54.819 so sorry if I'm mispronouncing these, Udea, Hirooka 01:53:54.819 --> 01:53:59.239 and Kino were awarded the biology prize for experiments 01:53:59.239 --> 01:54:01.920 that determined cows painted with zebra -like 01:54:01.920 --> 01:54:06.020 stripes were 50 % less likely to be bitten by 01:54:06.020 --> 01:54:09.960 flies. Oh, okay. That's kind of fascinating. 01:54:10.060 --> 01:54:13.840 Yeah, for sure. The chemistry prize was presented 01:54:13.840 --> 01:54:18.479 to Naftalovich and... apparently a relative, 01:54:18.539 --> 01:54:21.199 Naftalovich and Greenway, for experiments that 01:54:21.199 --> 01:54:25.760 analyzed whether eating Teflon, eating Teflon, 01:54:26.539 --> 01:54:30.680 a plastic scientific, a scientific plastic derived 01:54:30.680 --> 01:54:32.880 from other things rather, would be an effective 01:54:32.880 --> 01:54:36.659 way to increase food volume without extra calories. 01:54:40.119 --> 01:54:46.479 The IG Nobel Prize was presented to Renner Kerbergsten, 01:54:46.840 --> 01:54:49.960 Field and Worthman whose study found that drinking 01:54:49.960 --> 01:54:52.819 alcohol sometimes improves a person's ability 01:54:52.819 --> 01:54:57.979 to speak a foreign language. Oh, wow Indian researchers 01:54:57.979 --> 01:55:02.260 Kumar Mittal Received the engineering design 01:55:02.260 --> 01:55:05.039 prize for analyzing from an engineering design 01:55:05.039 --> 01:55:08.539 perspective how foul -smelling shoes affect the 01:55:08.539 --> 01:55:13.039 good experience of using a shoe rack. Oh my god 01:55:13.390 --> 01:55:16.909 The Aviation Prize went to Sanchez and Melcon 01:55:16.909 --> 01:55:20.569 and Corrine and Pinchot for a study into how 01:55:20.569 --> 01:55:23.189 alcohol ingestion affects the ability of bats 01:55:23.189 --> 01:55:29.189 to fly and echolocate. And finally, the I .G. 01:55:29.329 --> 01:55:32.590 Nobel Prize for Physics was given to Bartolucci, 01:55:33.289 --> 01:55:41.270 Buicello, Cicari, Corticelli, Terzelli, Olmada, 01:55:42.130 --> 01:55:47.000 Rivenges, And Schimetti. How you doing? For analyzing 01:55:47.000 --> 01:55:50.020 the properties of pasta sauce. Trust me, I'm 01:55:50.020 --> 01:55:52.239 not being racist against Italians as much as 01:55:52.239 --> 01:55:54.199 I would love to. I love it. As much as I would 01:55:54.199 --> 01:55:57.399 love to be racist against Italians. For analyzing 01:55:57.399 --> 01:56:00.199 the properties of pasta sauce. Quote, especially 01:56:00.199 --> 01:56:03.239 the phase transition that can lead to clumping, 01:56:03.680 --> 01:56:07.979 which can be the cause of unpleasantness. Clumping 01:56:07.979 --> 01:56:11.479 is definitely so real. It is so real. So real 01:56:11.479 --> 01:56:15.220 my guys doing the Lord's work way to go Way to 01:56:15.220 --> 01:56:17.579 go to the Italians to figure out pasta sauce. 01:56:17.579 --> 01:56:20.619 I love that I didn't know these Nobel prizes 01:56:20.619 --> 01:56:24.279 were a thing and I'm so happy to know now that's 01:56:24.279 --> 01:56:27.939 impressive That's impressive. So cool. It's like 01:56:27.939 --> 01:56:29.819 scientists like wait a minute. Wait a minute 01:56:29.819 --> 01:56:32.039 Like cancer research is cool and all but what 01:56:32.039 --> 01:56:35.300 about pasta sauce? I have my concerns. What if 01:56:35.300 --> 01:56:39.539 I painted a cow? It's so funny. That's so great. 01:56:39.640 --> 01:56:43.399 Oh my god That that that one took the cake. Oh, 01:56:43.520 --> 01:56:45.680 yeah, that was good Honestly took me longer to 01:56:45.680 --> 01:56:48.479 pronounce the names than it did this to say the 01:56:48.479 --> 01:56:51.439 story I'm so sorry if I butchered any of those 01:56:51.439 --> 01:56:54.579 now now that's we're American. This is the way 01:56:54.579 --> 01:56:58.439 we roll I heard a bit too That's like if you 01:56:58.439 --> 01:57:00.979 speak two languages, you're bilingual if you 01:57:00.979 --> 01:57:04.289 speak three languages, you're trilingual If you 01:57:04.289 --> 01:57:07.369 speak one language, you're American. You're American. 01:57:07.770 --> 01:57:10.189 100%. I'm like, holy shit, it's kind of true. 01:57:10.729 --> 01:57:14.449 Yeah, I get it. I get it. I took four years of 01:57:14.449 --> 01:57:18.829 Spanish, and I can order off the Mexican menu. 01:57:19.050 --> 01:57:22.529 Right. I mean, that's about it. Dos quesadillos 01:57:22.529 --> 01:57:27.949 de pollo. Porque? Yeah, that's it. That's it, 01:57:28.109 --> 01:57:30.569 man. I mean, that's just... I'm so sorry. No, 01:57:30.569 --> 01:57:33.720 but that's really great. And that wraps up the 01:57:33.720 --> 01:57:36.060 show. So I want to thank each and every one of 01:57:36.060 --> 01:57:39.380 you. Thank Aidan for being a great co -host and 01:57:39.380 --> 01:57:43.060 producer for the show. And yeah, check out Aidan's 01:57:43.060 --> 01:57:44.840 Spell the Right Way for great gaming content. 01:57:45.180 --> 01:57:48.079 Check out After Hours, which is my music show. 01:57:48.399 --> 01:57:51.760 That is on wvlp .org. 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