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Hey there everybody! Welcome to the Mark Mo

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Show. It is Season 3. Episode seven no strings.

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You can find us on all podcast platforms and

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YouTube and I would like to introduce my co -host

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and producer Aidan Maloney. How you doing, dude?

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Pretty fantastic little sleepy bit of a busy

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week I'm sure we'll we'll touch on a little bit

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of what we're doing today. It is Saturday for

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the lovely listeners out there We're gonna be

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emceeing commentating a fun festival in our hometown

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of Valparaiso So, uh, Little pop -pop...

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little popcorn festival, which will be super

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fun. But a lot of people drank in popcorn festival.

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Yeah, they take it seriously. I love it. And,

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you know, it's evolved over time, as many things

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do. But I remember one year, and it was when

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you guys were younger. Aidan's my son, in case

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you guys haven't. clued that. If you were born

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yesterday or something. Right, exactly. Or your

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backup. I didn't have to be too mean, right?

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Right. So at any rate, Aidan is my son, and I

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have others too. Not sons, kids. I don't know

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how many. Well, it's not important right now.

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A future count. We'll get it eventually. It'll

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end up being like Nick Cannon. It's like, oh

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shit, I have 12 kids. Exactly. Hi, I'm Sean Kemp.

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So at any rate, we went one year, and it was

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like popcorn fast. It was one of the first times.

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I took the kids and We're walking around whatever

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a bunch of tents people selling shit and food

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and whatever That's that's exactly it. The tents

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are called shit and food So at least they're

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honest at least they're honest but like we walked

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all the way around and Had at least an hour and

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I said, where's the popcorn? This is true. I

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was like where's bar. So we finally found like

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this dude He had like butter and kettle and caramel.

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Yeah a bunch of stuff But I was just like, you'd

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think the popcorn would be like free flowing.

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Right. There'd be popcorn in every corner. That's

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what I'm thinking. Yeah. Like I want like kids

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running around with little bags of popcorn. And

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like there was one time like we didn't find till

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like the end of the day. And it was like the

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information tent. They had little bags of popcorn.

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I'd have loved to have known that. Right. The

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sign shouldn't say information. It should say

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popcorn. Yeah, popcorn. Exactly. That's why we're

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here. Ideally. Ideally, why we're here. We're

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celebrating popcorn. Where's the popcorn? It's

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on the float. You can't eat it. That's not healthy.

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Right. I'm going to the movies. It's probably

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stale anyway. It's in popcorn. Well, yeah, I'm

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sure it is. I'm sure it is. But at any rate...

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I just want to mention that Aidan has his own

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YouTube gaming channel. It's called Aidan spelled

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the right way. He has PC gaming content like

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GeoGuessr, PolyBridge, Observation Duty, and

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much, much more each and every week. Even chess.

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Even chess, finally. Even chess. Finally. I discovered

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that the other day. I'm like, okay, let's just

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be honest here, folks. Aiden has been telling

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me over recent weeks, man, I'm really getting

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into chess, getting into chess now. Once again,

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when he was younger, him and his older sister

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used to play quite a bit and had this affinity

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for playing chess. Now, it's my guess or understanding

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that over time that kind of fell off a little

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bit and then he picked it back up. Yeah. And

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you may be slightly addicted to it. Is that fair?

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Just a little bit. I mean, as much addicted as

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you can get to a board game, right? But there's

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a reason it's been around for thousands of years.

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True. You know, because it's just a good game.

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It's well balanced. As all things should be.

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As all things should be, perfectly balanced.

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I really like it. I'm not necessarily great at

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it, as I've mentioned a time or two in my video

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that I put up a couple days ago. But I wanted

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to make a chess video, because I've been playing

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it so much, I'm like, you know, you've got to

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walk that fine line when making content. of,

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you know, what do my viewers want? What do I

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want to do? You find a healthy middle. Sure.

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You can do both. So I did a chess video and I

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was like, how do I make chess entertaining for

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the people? So I played these chess computers,

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because computers have been better at chess than

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humans for decades now. And the website that

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I use has these little characters they put out

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each month, these new characters that play at

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certain levels of chess, but they're all themed.

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Yeah, so I think the for the month of August

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they had like barbecue themed bots So you could

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play against like a kebab and a burger and things

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like that But this month you play against the

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pieces so you can play against a dude named the

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pawn You play against a guy named the night and

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it's it's it's a fun time But I figured it was

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better for me to play against those chess bots

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and at least kind of share what little knowledge

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I have, make it entertaining versus playing actual

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humans and then just getting sweaty and irritated.

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That's fair. So I thought it ended up being great.

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That's awesome. It was a good time. It is a good

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time. And, you know, I was a bit concerned. As

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as a dad would be because my son's had this boomer

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schedule at work for such a long time Oh, yeah

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up up at the crack of dawn in bed before the

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site you'd think he's Amish he's in bed when

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the Sun goes down right and And now all of a

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sudden he's playing chess I'm like man if I go

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to his house and I see like prunes and Metamucil

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I'm like, yeah, we're we're gonna have to have

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a talk and like set down reading a newspaper

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Yeah, exactly, with Matlock playing in the background.

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That would be a cry for help. I got Frasier on

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VHS. It's like, oh, did you now? Oh, you're reading

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the paper. What are you reading? I'm reading

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the obituary. Oh, damn. I'll join him soon. But

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at any rate, check out that gaming site. And

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if you enjoy our content, please like, subscribe,

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on Tuesday nights at 9 p .m. Central Standard

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Time, Friday. that's moved, it used to be drive

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time, now we bumped it up to 8 p .m. Central

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Standard Time. In the evening, exactly where

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I should be, pretty pumped about that. You can

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find it, the stream on wvlp .org, the tune -in

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app on your handheld device. I hear you can yell

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at Alexa and she'll play it. Unless, maybe don't

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yell, you know, because I've heard Alexa can

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get pretty violent. Yeah, especially the owners

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of... Alexa, Amazon, Jeff Bezos. There you go.

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You know, you want to talk about powerful people.

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You don't want to get on their bad side. Right,

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exactly. We've all seen the movie iRobot. iRobot,

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I was just about to quote Space Odyssey. 2001

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Space Odyssey. It's just like Alexa, you know,

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you're just like, Alexa, play after hours. I

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hear you yelling at me, Aidan. Right. I don't

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much care for that. Is that a HAL reference?

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It's a HAL reference. So once that shit starts

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happening, I'm out. I move into the woods. I'm

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out. I'm done. The second that computers start

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thinking that they're better than humans, which

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I guess doesn't apply to chess. Don't think about

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what I said two minutes ago. Right. Once they

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start thinking they're better at being human

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than humans, I'm just going to log off. Oh, exactly.

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Probably for good. Because at one point then

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do they go, I really have no use for these beings

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any longer. I mean, shit, bots have outnumbered

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human beings on the internet for years now. Yes,

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correct. So anytime you're interacting online,

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are you actually talking to a person? You'll

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probably never know. You'll never know. Yeah,

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you will never know. But at any rate, so at a

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coffee shop later online, I heard Millennials

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and Gen Z -ers talking about situationships.

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Now, at first, I didn't know what the fuck they

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were talking about. Was this some circle jerk

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of annoying kids talking about their feelings

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or some shit? Usually is. Usually is. I can say

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that. I'm from this time. You are from that generation,

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for better or for worse. Instead, I found out

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it was people, dare I say friends, who have sex.

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Situationship so I look back in my day and we

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just call the friends of benefits and I still

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call it that today I kind of shorten it up, you

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know little friends of Benny's The term is in

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no way ambiguous Hey, you know what? I mean when

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I say it so at any rate it was apparent to me

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that that those have the conversations were not

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very open to the concept of Situationships and

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I was not sure why they were so versed to the

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practice. After all, Friends of Benefits and

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polyamory is on the rise, especially among Millennials

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and Gen Zers, surprisingly. There are so many

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reasons, not even my opinion, I did a little

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bit of research on this. So there's reasons it's

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on the rise. So for example, it's... Online apps

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make it super easy to meet people. You don't

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even have to leave your damn home. People have

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a fair commitment. They just like, yeah, no,

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thanks. We also have this evolving, evolving

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societal views on traditional relationships.

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People love having flexibility and independence

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that traditional relationships just don't provide.

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Many simply don't care to share their emotional

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intimacy with someone else. So You know, I don't

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know. I think there's another reason. And it's

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Gen X, especially boomers. We all grew up, most

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of us dated, many of us got married, live happily

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ever after, yada, yada, yada. Well, I'm not so

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sure about that last part. But over 50 % of Gen

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X marriages end up on the scrap heap. And the

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kids, the referenced Gen Zers and Millennials

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are left to pick up the pieces. Their distrust

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of the institution of traditional relationships

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and marriage to me makes so much sense. And aren't

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we all just trying to be happy, whatever that

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means to each and every one of us? Remember Pinocchio?

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When did he become happy? He became a boy and

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there were no more strings on him. That's when

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he became happy. I guess that only leaves one

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more question, really, to this whole situation

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ship. friends of, but whatever you want to call

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it. If situationships continue to rise, then

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what does happen to the institution of marriage

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or families, or longer term, the continuation

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of the human race? I know that last part's kind

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of heavy, but it kind of makes sense when you

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think about it. Families are having five kids,

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three kids, now they're having like 1 .5. You

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know, at some point. The replacement rate is

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2 .1, right? Mm -hmm. Yep. And that's not. Most

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of Europe is below the replacement rate. Japan,

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South Korea, below the replacement rate. I think

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U .S. and Canada are close, close below, I believe.

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But yeah, it's an issue that I think stems from

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two, for two reasons. I think the first reason

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is the internet. And I know that's... Kind of

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a wide thing to say considering the internet

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is this bastion of knowledge and entertainment

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But it's also It increases stress social media

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specifically increases stress the feelings of

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loneliness anxiety depression and With more and

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more kids spending a dozen hours on screens every

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day and when I say kids, I mean people below

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the age of 30. That's kind of a wide term, but

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these zillennial aged people spending 10 hours

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a day on screens, it's going to lead to those

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feelings of loneliness and detachment from society

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and other human beings as a whole. And then the

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second reason is people are fucking poor. Working

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Americans are poor. There's more people than

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ever in recent history living with parents or

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living with grandparents because people can't

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afford houses. People can't afford rent. You

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know, wages have been pretty dog shit for, what,

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a decade, maybe two? Oh yeah. And it's just becoming

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unaffordable to live on your own, even as a 20

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-something, as a 30 -something, even older than

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that. I mean, are you really going to go out

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on a date and bring a girl home to your parents

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when you're a 31 -year -old man? That's kind

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of a tough sell. That's a tough sell. So I think

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it stems from those two issues of people being

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chronically online and living, generally speaking,

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being unaffordable. And I have this theory. more

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of a hypothesis. I have this hypothesis that

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polyamory and throuples, if you will, have always

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been popular. They've always, or maybe not popular

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is the right term, but they've always been around.

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They've been around. They've always been around.

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And I think with more and more things being shared

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every day, the internet being this massive forum

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of open communication just spreads awareness

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of the atypical. Yeah, you know because most

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people think of relationship as two people so

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a Thruple or more than that situation ships and

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so on and so forth being a typical it's kind

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of thrust into Into the light Whereas I think

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they they've always been around they've always

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been around they've always happened. It's just

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maybe not been broadcast to the globe sure, you

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know, so I think I think it's perhaps no different

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than it was Three decades ago five decades ago.

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I think it's just being broadcast more. Yeah,

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and I think the reason That people are having

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less children Not getting married. I think the

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not getting married part specifically stems At

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least in my opinion on it because I hold these

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beliefs to a general distrust in the government

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Sure, I think the government having a hand in

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and in part controlling my relationship is just

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not a desirable trait. No, it really isn't. So

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that's always been alarming. So I think a distrust

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in the government's probably part of what is

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making the marriage rate decline. Because in

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a sense, it's the institution of marriage. It's

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government. It's a form. You gotta sign it. Right.

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Who the hell wants to do that? Why can't two

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people just be together? And if they wake up

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one day and don't want to be together, you just

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pack up your shit and you go different ways.

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And you just kind of keep moving. But then it's

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like this institution of marriage is created

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and then five years, 10 years, 15 years down

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the road, something doesn't work. Now it's like

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a major deal. There's like kids and there's homes

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and there's cars and who's going where, who gets

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what. You know, people see that and have experienced

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it either being the kids of it or being the parents

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of it. Sure. It's a shit show. Even if they go

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well. And mine went about as well as a divorce

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can go. Sure. But even so, there were road bumps,

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and there were potholes, and there were things

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you just gotta deal with that you didn't have

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to deal with before. Right. And I think of those

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that do not go well. You know, where one parent

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is a deadbeat, or one's an alcoholic, or one

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just doesn't want anything to do with the kids,

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or... You know, and it's a shit show. And I think

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kids have seen that over the years, and they're

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just like... Yeah, whatever that was, I don't

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want that. Right. Right. You know, and, you know,

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once again, and if you talk about procreation,

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too, it brings, goes back to that money part.

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Right. Because kids are fucking expensive to

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raise. A half million dollars to raise a kid

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to 18. Yeah. You're telling me I have to save

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a half million, save and spend a half million

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dollars in 18 years. I won't make a half million

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dollars in 18 years. Nope. At least most people

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won't. Most won't. That that's that's that's

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true. So, you know, I think we're really at this

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crossroads. So I just found it very interesting

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with these online comments and conversations

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that I had heard and the fact they were calling

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it situation ship. And it was just so weird.

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I'm like, first of all, where's the ship coming

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in? It's like relationship situation. I'm like,

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what's the situation? I'm like, that might be

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the point of it. It's kind of like a half. Half

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joshin half joshina, you know, yeah a jeep and

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a goof and a gaff. It's like me You you have

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a situation with a person whether positive or

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negative most of the times complicated by the

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sounds of it being a situation that you can't

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otherwise describe with adjectives and Then just

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it's not a relationship. It's just just Situation

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ship right I think is where it stems from Don't

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know if I've ever used that term in my life before

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today, but I've definitely heard it before Yeah,

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I certainly heard it I've heard it like three

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times in the past week and a half and I was just

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kind of like okay We're gonna talk about this

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because it's obviously the terminology is being

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used more frequently But I just I don't know

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Like we've gone over Gen Z terminology before

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sure Honestly go back in the ak -219 and the

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annals of ak -219 the anthology the anthology

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It's there's some pretty funny and interesting

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commentary on the Gen Z slang if you will and

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so like I feel like this was birthed out of Your

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generation for one reason or another Calling

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it that right and I just found it kind of odd.

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I was like was friends with benefits not Or it

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could be more overarching. It could include friends

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with benefit situations. It could include on

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again, off again type relationships. It could

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include, you know, a friend zoning that still

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has some type of tension to it. So I think it's

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more of an overarching, like they all fall under

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the umbrella of situationship. Is my take on

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it at least. Now that definitely makes sense

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Well, you know by all means throw your comments

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at us Let us know what you think We'd love to

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to hear that for sure unless you're stoner Stanley.

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We don't I don't know if you would provide Thoughtful

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insight Yeah, I'm not I'm not sure I would love

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to know what his situationship with Kevin is

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that that's yeah That's the hot tea. That's the

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hot tea right there without question. All right

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when we return we are Going to do a little carpe

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diem All right, we are back everybody and it

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is time for Carpe Diem. You fine beautiful folks

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send us your DMs and we read them on the show.

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It could be a comment on things of the day. It

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could be a math question. Sure, you could be

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sending us a DM with your 16 special numbers

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on the front of the credit card. You could do

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that. Three fun ones on the back. Sure, yeah.

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Perhaps when it expires, if you're feeling crazy.

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Yep, your mom's phone number. That one's, I mean,

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you don't have to, but it might get you in the

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show. It might get you in the show. You could

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always throw that up. You could get preferential

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treatment is what we're saying. We do store mothers

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too. If you're curious about storage. If you're

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curious about storage, it's a service we offer.

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It costs you nothing. It really cost you nothing.

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Tough to find these days. Indeed it is. Indeed

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it is. It's only just going to cost you your

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food and your pantry. Title of your car. Title

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of your car. Definitely your house, yeah. Yeah,

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no doubt. So very affordable. Exactly. Very affordable.

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But at any rate, yeah, we have some DMs here.

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And Aidan, you want to roll with you? Sure. Got

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some DMs here. Couple names we've heard before.

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Evil Genie. Evil Genie. Once again checking in.

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With a DM here one of life's hardest questions.

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I offer you immortality. Do you accept? Evil

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genie you son of a bitch. You've done it again

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immortality Well, okay, so I can't die right?

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That's that's fine It doesn't imply perfect health,

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though. That's the thing. Yeah. So if I'm immortal,

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and for all of you Doctor Who fans, there is

00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:37.359
this Captain Jack Harkness. He's a face of bow.

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Spoilers, I guess. Spoilers, I just ruined the

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show. But like literally he just became a head

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in this glass -filled jar of formaldehyde or

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whatever the hell's in there. Because even though

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he couldn't die, He basically was a prune with

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a face. Right. And I think about immortality

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that way and I'm like, okay, at what point do

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I stop aging? So it's like, you know, you get

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to 40 or 50 or 60 and then just kind of stops

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and then you just go on for eternity. Or do you

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keep aging and your skin keeps aging and your

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bones and you keep breaking them and, you know,

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organs fail. So do organs just not fail anymore?

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If I have a heart attack, do I just kind of shake

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it off? I'm very curious. Because it would imply

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you don't die, but there are so many ways a human

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could die, it would almost have to, through that

00:22:32.759 --> 00:22:36.839
logic, imply good health. Right. So if that's

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the case, it's more enticing, but at the same

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time, you have to deal with immortality, meaning

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everyone you ever know or love will die before

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you. Yep. And what happens, I mean, granted,

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it's a long -ass time. Oh, yeah. But what happens

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when the Sun becomes a red giant and swallows

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the Earth? What happens during the heat death

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of the universe? Yeah. Are you just floating?

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Because you would then be paradoxical to said

00:23:05.349 --> 00:23:07.950
heat death. Because a heat death means a perfect

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equilibrium. Okay. And you would be the exception.

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Right. There can't be a perfect equilibrium because

00:23:14.509 --> 00:23:18.980
you're different. You're not like... Perfectly

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spaced apart nitrogen and helium, you know, you're

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a complex human being Would you you essentially

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alter physics as we know it? Yeah. Oh, yeah I

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don't know if I want that on my on my conscience.

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No, I don't either think about what if you're

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in a building and the building explodes and so

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you crawl out from underneath the rubble and

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you've got like third degree burns and what you

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just You just walk around this massive burn victim

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for the rest of eternity, right? Or you go blind

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and I can't see shit, but you're you're always

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going to be there, right? No, no, no No, no,

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like it it would almost be more enticing if if

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you were just allowed to like relive your greatest

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moments You know and just re -experience those

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those joys right rather than like oh an endless

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or like Couple billion years worth of being able

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to create new joys. It's like yeah, but there's

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something special about only getting to do it

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once You know yeah, it adds more meaning to things.

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I think I think I would turn it down I know there

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are billionaires out there that are trying to

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do immortality and World leaders looking for

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it trying to live forever Nah, I'm good. I'm

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good even if I was worth a billy or I was the

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leader of a country like still right Not for

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me. No, the way I look at it, it's like, hey,

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if I could make it to 100 and I have really good

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health up until like 85, 90, is that something

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that's interesting? Possibly, you know, but then

00:24:56.109 --> 00:24:57.829
you think about it and you think about people

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that, oh, that guy died so young, he was 58 years

00:25:00.670 --> 00:25:03.750
old. And I'm like, yeah, but he lived most of

00:25:03.750 --> 00:25:06.829
the good years. Sure. And I don't mean to, you

00:25:06.829 --> 00:25:08.930
know, if you're an older person out there, fuck

00:25:08.930 --> 00:25:12.769
you, I'm living good years. Many don't. Right.

00:25:13.029 --> 00:25:16.289
Many don't. It's the kidney dialysis ears. It's

00:25:16.289 --> 00:25:19.269
the, my medicine cabinet is filled with pharmaceuticals

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that are all doing nasty shit to one another.

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It's the, hey, I just shit my, depends again,

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can you wipe my ass right? It's those ears. Yeah.

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And then I think about those ears and I'm like,

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yeah, I don't know if I'd want them. No. That

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does not sound like the best time. Not appealing.

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No. Not appealing. I'm good. So I think I'm good

00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:42.579
as well. Yeah, I agree. Our boy Craig, you're

00:25:42.579 --> 00:25:46.319
trapped in a Groundhog's Day scenario for one

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week. What do you try to accomplish, do, or learn

00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:55.160
in that time? Oh, man. That's a really good question.

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And number one, I love that movie. It is a great

00:25:58.180 --> 00:26:01.380
movie. It's a fantastic movie. You get to repeat

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the same day seven days and retain information.

00:26:04.980 --> 00:26:07.640
Right. Then what I probably on the seventh day

00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:09.859
you just live it through and then you wake up

00:26:09.859 --> 00:26:13.259
the following day I would imagine so I I would

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probably spend the time trying to Trying to Undo

00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:23.319
wrongs or mistakes that I had least ones that

00:26:23.319 --> 00:26:26.960
I consider maybe fixable. I would maybe spend

00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:34.839
time like doing that If there's Don't know like

00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:36.920
Bill Murray uses it to like get to know this

00:26:36.920 --> 00:26:40.259
girl. He's interested in to the point where He

00:26:40.259 --> 00:26:43.539
like really knows her now, but he kind of uses

00:26:43.539 --> 00:26:47.960
this as a cheat code to do so I Don't like that

00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:51.220
part Seems exploitative. It does a little you

00:26:51.220 --> 00:26:54.160
know it does a little bit So I don't know I don't

00:26:54.160 --> 00:26:56.700
know if I would use it for that like I said I

00:26:56.700 --> 00:26:59.480
would probably try to find a way to fix some

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some screw -ups and maybe take time that I normally

00:27:05.359 --> 00:27:09.700
wouldn't have to learn a skill to do something.

00:27:09.759 --> 00:27:15.299
Right. Maybe that, I guess. Yeah. I like that.

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Because I don't know what 24 times 7 is off the

00:27:19.940 --> 00:27:23.759
top, but it's just shy of 200 hours, right? Yeah.

00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:32.279
173 hours? Don't know tell me there'd be no math.

00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:35.940
Whatever. Whatever it is. Yeah It's it's a lot

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of time and of course, you'll spend a third of

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that sleeping But then again if I know I'm I've

00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:43.039
got these seven days. Maybe I'll just stay awake

00:27:43.039 --> 00:27:45.779
sure Yeah, I love the idea of learning a new

00:27:45.779 --> 00:27:48.680
skill. I would probably take the extra time to

00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:52.099
Play more piano play more chess finally get around

00:27:52.099 --> 00:27:56.220
to recording my music or at least like get good

00:27:56.220 --> 00:28:01.460
enough at at get good enough at singing to feel

00:28:01.460 --> 00:28:03.539
comfortable doing it, I would run with that.

00:28:03.539 --> 00:28:05.440
Maybe I would keep my eye on the stocks a little

00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:08.759
bit, you know? So that way on the seventh day,

00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:12.000
whatever performs the best, I'll just put my

00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:13.880
life savings into and then just pull it out before

00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:16.599
the eighth day. It's a little chunk of change.

00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:21.039
So that's some ideas for sure. If this Groundhog

00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:24.720
Day occurred on a work day, I would definitely

00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:28.440
call in sick the first six days. Why not? I would

00:28:28.440 --> 00:28:30.160
definitely call in, because I'm like, I'm not

00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:32.480
going to fucking work seven times in a row for

00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:34.720
one day's wage. No, why wouldn't you? Like, fuck

00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:37.500
that. Yeah, oh yeah. So I'll go to work on the

00:28:37.500 --> 00:28:39.440
seventh day, but not before that. Yeah, okay,

00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:44.339
God. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. The day of rest.

00:28:45.299 --> 00:28:47.839
Final DM I received here, KrippieGru. Kripp.

00:28:47.900 --> 00:28:51.740
Our boy, due to knowledge and experience, what

00:28:51.740 --> 00:28:59.480
do you know not to fuck with? Oh, God. I took

00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:03.440
two semesters at a local community college before

00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:07.460
I went into the trades and one of the semesters

00:29:07.460 --> 00:29:11.059
I went into automation robotics and one of the

00:29:11.059 --> 00:29:12.640
entry -level classes you have to learn about

00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:15.359
electricity. Yep. And the more I learned about

00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:18.380
it the more it made me realize like holy shit

00:29:18.380 --> 00:29:21.119
like it's super dangerous and of course it's

00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:23.299
dangerous like yeah usually people's idea of

00:29:23.299 --> 00:29:25.819
electricity is like lightning bolts or like getting

00:29:25.819 --> 00:29:29.220
a little zap if you touch a live outlet. No,

00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:32.799
that shit's scary. It is remarkably scary. This

00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:34.559
is why you never do your own electric work if

00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:37.059
you don't know what you're doing. Yeah, electricity

00:29:37.059 --> 00:29:40.980
is terrifying. I wouldn't touch it. I know I

00:29:40.980 --> 00:29:43.140
went to school for it. I withdrew after the first

00:29:43.140 --> 00:29:46.259
semester because it's just not for me. Yeah,

00:29:46.539 --> 00:29:51.160
don't fuck with electricity for sure. Or trains.

00:29:51.660 --> 00:29:54.359
Or trains or trains. You cannot stop a train

00:29:54.359 --> 00:29:56.819
like you can stop a car If you accidentally leave

00:29:56.819 --> 00:29:59.259
it in neutral without the parking brake on yeah,

00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:02.039
you can't stop a train Don't don't hop in front

00:30:02.039 --> 00:30:05.019
of a train is my advice to you. That's that's

00:30:05.019 --> 00:30:08.680
great advice That's that's that's excellent advice.

00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:12.059
I guess a more realistic point was would be don't

00:30:12.059 --> 00:30:16.599
try to beat the train in your car Oh, yeah Because

00:30:16.599 --> 00:30:21.460
if you lose you're gonna lose. Oh, yeah So trains

00:30:21.460 --> 00:30:23.759
and electricity, you don't fuck with them. Yeah,

00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:26.460
I would agree with that. I don't know anything

00:30:26.460 --> 00:30:31.240
like in specifics really for that, but I would

00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:34.180
probably just in general say anything automotive

00:30:34.180 --> 00:30:37.740
or anything, home improvement. It's just like,

00:30:37.819 --> 00:30:40.079
look, you need a room painted, I can paint, I've

00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:43.559
painted a lot, so I can definitely do that. If

00:30:43.559 --> 00:30:47.099
you need something basic. We got drywall down.

00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:49.660
We do have that. That was a skill we picked up.

00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:52.579
Thank you, Paul. Definitely a skill we picked

00:30:52.579 --> 00:30:54.140
up. I don't know if we're good mutters or not,

00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:56.940
but we can at least get it up in your room. Right.

00:30:57.779 --> 00:31:01.900
But I think about like, I don't know, like say

00:31:01.900 --> 00:31:04.140
you need something done, say plumbing is a perfect

00:31:04.140 --> 00:31:07.579
example. You know, you got a busted toilet. Well,

00:31:07.579 --> 00:31:09.619
I'm not going to sit there and YouTube all day.

00:31:09.779 --> 00:31:12.660
Right. People do that. And I don't know why.

00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:14.099
Like, you're gonna sit there and be like, oh,

00:31:14.099 --> 00:31:16.640
I can fix this. Let me Google this. Let me research

00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:18.839
this. Now, you're spending time, you're spending

00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:21.500
hours wanting to figure, like, at the end of

00:31:21.500 --> 00:31:24.000
it, like, nah, shit, I can't. Instead of maybe

00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:26.259
just going like, you know, I probably don't have

00:31:26.259 --> 00:31:28.180
the skills to do this, so I'm just gonna call

00:31:28.180 --> 00:31:30.220
someone. Right. And then you're done with it.

00:31:30.619 --> 00:31:31.559
At some point, they're gonna show up and they're

00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:33.769
gonna fix it. Right. But you're done with it

00:31:33.769 --> 00:31:36.569
rather than spending hours, which time is money,

00:31:36.890 --> 00:31:39.069
whether it's your own personal time or not. Time

00:31:39.069 --> 00:31:41.410
is still money. Your time is valuable. Your time's

00:31:41.410 --> 00:31:44.730
valuable. So you're spending that time and it's

00:31:44.730 --> 00:31:49.650
like minutes, hours, maybe days to go, ah, shit,

00:31:49.789 --> 00:31:53.069
I can't. Well, hell, dude. Right. You could have

00:31:53.069 --> 00:31:54.990
just done this from the beginning. And then you

00:31:54.990 --> 00:31:58.779
start dealing with like. Loss aversion and like

00:31:58.779 --> 00:32:01.660
oh well, I've sunk this much time into it some

00:32:01.660 --> 00:32:04.859
cost fallacy. There's a reason Yes, it's scientifically

00:32:04.859 --> 00:32:07.799
studied. It's because people just do it people

00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:09.859
just do it people just do it You don't have to

00:32:09.859 --> 00:32:12.480
people just do it like back in the day I would

00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:15.700
fix your computer that I was really good at that

00:32:15.700 --> 00:32:17.839
my dad was a mechanic so I guess I was a mechanic

00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:20.819
for computers and I was really good at it at

00:32:20.819 --> 00:32:24.380
one time and So like that that's what I would

00:32:24.380 --> 00:32:26.509
do People wouldn't sit there and be like, oh,

00:32:26.529 --> 00:32:29.589
my screen is black. Well, let me just screw around

00:32:29.589 --> 00:32:32.069
with this for an entire afternoon instead of

00:32:32.069 --> 00:32:34.470
getting my reports done for my job like I should

00:32:34.470 --> 00:32:36.589
be doing. I'm going to mess around with this

00:32:36.589 --> 00:32:39.609
all afternoon, possibly screwing it up even more.

00:32:39.609 --> 00:32:41.470
Right. Instead of calling Mark, who's the guy

00:32:41.470 --> 00:32:43.970
that comes and does this. And what you do is

00:32:43.970 --> 00:32:46.210
you pick up the phone, you call me. Yeah. And

00:32:46.210 --> 00:32:47.630
you don't send an email because your screen is

00:32:47.630 --> 00:32:50.329
black. Right. But what you do is you call me.

00:32:50.490 --> 00:32:53.869
Semantics. Exactly. And then I show up and then

00:32:53.869 --> 00:32:58.150
I'm like, oh, eh, plug, done, bye. Yeah. And

00:32:58.150 --> 00:33:00.849
everybody's happy and it's done. So I suppose

00:33:00.849 --> 00:33:04.869
it's that. Yeah. I suppose it's that. If I really

00:33:04.869 --> 00:33:07.769
think I have a skill set to fix something or

00:33:07.769 --> 00:33:10.769
create something, I'll do it. Right. If I don't.

00:33:12.120 --> 00:33:14.660
Immediately I go, nah, I have no idea. I might

00:33:14.660 --> 00:33:17.460
look at a quick YouTube. They're like, eh, like

00:33:17.460 --> 00:33:18.839
we did that for the car once. Yeah, it's this

00:33:18.839 --> 00:33:22.180
in the wheelhouse. Yeah, we had to replace a

00:33:22.180 --> 00:33:26.400
light on my driver's side. So we like Googled

00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:28.119
it and we both kind of looked at each other and

00:33:28.119 --> 00:33:30.359
we're like, yeah, I think we can do that. And

00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:33.960
we did, it wasn't too bad. But once again, don't

00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:36.759
spend a ton of time on that just to go, well,

00:33:36.819 --> 00:33:38.660
I guess I don't have to call them anyway. Right,

00:33:38.660 --> 00:33:42.359
right. Yeah. Just pick up the phone. Just get

00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:44.119
it done. Just pick up the phone. Pick up the

00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:46.400
phone. Get it done. Yeah. I guess if there's

00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:50.119
one last thing not to fuck with, day trading.

00:33:50.940 --> 00:33:52.380
Yeah, if you don't know what you're doing, yeah.

00:33:52.380 --> 00:33:56.460
Don't do it. 99 % of people that day trade lose

00:33:56.460 --> 00:33:59.559
money. Lose their ass. Yeah. Lose money. And

00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:02.940
if you think, oh, I can be part of that 1%. I've

00:34:02.940 --> 00:34:05.559
got a scheme. I've got a method. I have a system.

00:34:05.779 --> 00:34:08.360
Guess what? You're a gambler. You're gambling.

00:34:08.820 --> 00:34:10.599
Messages go to the casino. Just go to the casino.

00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:12.679
You're just you're gambling day trading is gambling.

00:34:12.699 --> 00:34:15.539
Don't do it. Yeah, I agree I guess by default

00:34:15.539 --> 00:34:18.420
also don't gamble just don't don't gamble thinking

00:34:18.420 --> 00:34:21.539
you're gonna make it big Right that doesn't happen.

00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:23.780
You can gamble for fun if you're in the right

00:34:23.780 --> 00:34:26.400
mental state to do so Yep, don't gamble to make

00:34:26.400 --> 00:34:29.599
money. I agree with the house always wins Right

00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:31.139
because most gamblers don't know when to stop

00:34:31.139 --> 00:34:34.079
any right so I would agree with that. Was that

00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:37.980
your last one? Yup. Alrighty. I have one from

00:34:37.980 --> 00:34:41.719
at Popcorn Petey. Our boy. Yo yo, my favorite

00:34:41.719 --> 00:34:44.599
Valpo podcasters. I know y 'all hittin' up that

00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:48.340
festival, so tell us where to go. My man. My

00:34:48.340 --> 00:34:50.519
man Peter. Can I call you Peter? I just did.

00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.219
You can do that. Popcorn Peter. Popcorn Peter.

00:34:52.739 --> 00:35:04.190
I hardly know her. Doing the laugh makes me laugh.

00:35:05.110 --> 00:35:09.409
Yeah Tell us where to go well depends if you're

00:35:09.409 --> 00:35:11.789
at the festival I guess try your damnedest to

00:35:11.789 --> 00:35:14.389
find the popcorn it didn't work for us, but you

00:35:14.389 --> 00:35:17.869
might have better one you might yeah After the

00:35:17.869 --> 00:35:20.590
festival I I've heard this before I'm gonna parrot

00:35:20.590 --> 00:35:24.210
it a lot of people are saying to support local

00:35:24.210 --> 00:35:27.489
bars sure rather than just going to the city's

00:35:27.489 --> 00:35:31.079
beer garden because You should support local.

00:35:32.039 --> 00:35:35.639
And especially with the drama between the city

00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:37.840
and excise kind of cracking down on restaurants

00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:40.119
trying to make money on Popcorn Fest just to

00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:42.760
funnel it into the government. Just go to the

00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:45.619
local bar. Support local. Go grab a pizza and

00:35:45.619 --> 00:35:49.519
a brew. Not that I want to shit on the city government,

00:35:49.659 --> 00:35:51.679
but I'm definitely going to shit on the city

00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:54.039
government. Oh, feel free. I will not stop you.

00:35:54.059 --> 00:35:57.219
Fuck y 'all. I will not stop you in any way.

00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:00.739
So yeah, that's my advice for you. There's plenty

00:36:00.739 --> 00:36:02.960
of good eats down there. I know there's a lot

00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:05.699
of fun tents and everything. I would say there's

00:36:05.699 --> 00:36:09.199
not a spot to be. There's not a spot to be. Showing

00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:11.860
up is fantastic. But being able to walk around,

00:36:11.960 --> 00:36:13.659
just get the vibe of Valparaiso, especially if

00:36:13.659 --> 00:36:16.260
you're an out of towner. Be careful where you're

00:36:16.260 --> 00:36:18.880
parked so you don't get towed. Oh yeah, super

00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:21.039
important. If you show up late, you're going

00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:23.739
to park far away. Yeah, you'll walk 10 blocks.

00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:28.730
Yeah, easy. But yeah, just showing up and experiencing

00:36:28.730 --> 00:36:32.190
Valparaiso if you're not from here or just walking

00:36:32.190 --> 00:36:34.349
around the tents getting to meet local business

00:36:34.349 --> 00:36:36.670
people, most of whom are very kind. Yeah, oh

00:36:36.670 --> 00:36:38.530
yeah. It's just a good time. There's not a place

00:36:38.530 --> 00:36:41.250
to be. It's just showing up. Yeah, I would agree

00:36:41.250 --> 00:36:43.590
with that. There's a lot of fun things to do.

00:36:44.269 --> 00:36:45.769
And it's always weather dependent. There have

00:36:45.769 --> 00:36:48.510
been some years where it's hot as hell. There

00:36:48.510 --> 00:36:49.929
have been some years where it rained. It rained

00:36:49.929 --> 00:36:51.469
on us last year. We were wet. We were gross.

00:36:51.489 --> 00:36:53.190
First time in like two decades. First time in

00:36:53.190 --> 00:36:55.510
two decades. We're out there. I'm seeing for

00:36:55.510 --> 00:36:57.670
the first time. Yeah. And we're just getting

00:36:57.670 --> 00:36:59.969
wet. And then we had things to do afterwards.

00:36:59.989 --> 00:37:02.570
And we're just like, oh man, I feel gross. But

00:37:02.570 --> 00:37:05.369
like this year, for example. Well, like 65 degrees

00:37:05.369 --> 00:37:07.170
and sunny. It's just it's going to be a perfect

00:37:07.170 --> 00:37:09.590
day. So it's a great day to just walk around

00:37:09.590 --> 00:37:12.170
and you always run into people, you know, to

00:37:12.170 --> 00:37:13.849
see you just kind of shoot the shit with them

00:37:13.849 --> 00:37:16.719
for a bit. But there's a lot of places to go,

00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:18.360
so it's like a little combo. You go outside,

00:37:18.380 --> 00:37:21.039
walk around a little bit, then you go into Smoketown

00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:23.699
Blues Barbecue, and you get yourself a pulled

00:37:23.699 --> 00:37:26.800
pork sandwich and a beer. As you should. Maybe

00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:28.900
you go into B -Dubs, because it's college football

00:37:28.900 --> 00:37:31.980
Saturday, and you're just like, hey, this team's

00:37:31.980 --> 00:37:33.840
playing, let's go catch some of the game. So

00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:37.000
you take a little break, go in, get some great

00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:40.619
apps. Appetizers at B -Dubs are wonderful. So

00:37:40.619 --> 00:37:43.730
you get some apps, you watch football. You can,

00:37:43.889 --> 00:37:45.889
you know, even reference the beer garden. So

00:37:45.889 --> 00:37:47.030
you're going to have the beer garden out there

00:37:47.030 --> 00:37:49.530
if that's what you want to do. There's bands.

00:37:49.570 --> 00:37:52.929
There's like three bands playing, I think. And

00:37:52.929 --> 00:37:55.449
once again, it's free. So you sit there, enjoy

00:37:55.449 --> 00:37:57.750
some music, get up, walk away, come back, different

00:37:57.750 --> 00:37:59.170
band. It doesn't matter. You do whatever you

00:37:59.170 --> 00:38:03.389
want. Right. Blockhead is great. Asian fusion

00:38:03.389 --> 00:38:06.309
food. So Blockhead's got some really good stuff.

00:38:07.110 --> 00:38:10.199
Homebrews. Home brews. Yeah, really good stuff.

00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:12.179
What we'll have to for our beer of you We'll

00:38:12.179 --> 00:38:15.199
have to do some of their stuff one of these times

00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:18.840
for sure Then you have God. What's that pizza

00:38:18.840 --> 00:38:22.059
piss of the rolling stone rolling stone? Yeah,

00:38:22.300 --> 00:38:24.320
they have a little window You just go right up

00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:25.920
and get yourself a slice get yourself a whole

00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:28.420
pie. Whatever you want. The pizza is really good

00:38:28.420 --> 00:38:32.920
they Not to get off track, but what I was referencing

00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:35.460
earlier in the show during the opening dialogue,

00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:37.619
when I said I was tired because there's a lot

00:38:37.619 --> 00:38:40.099
of people drinking during Popcorn Fest, I'm one

00:38:40.099 --> 00:38:43.139
of the guys that stocks for it. We stock the

00:38:43.139 --> 00:38:48.119
beers. That Rolling Stone Baker pizza takes a

00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:51.199
lot of beer. Oh, for sure. A lot of it. It's

00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:54.159
such a prime spot, the right off Lincoln Way,

00:38:54.699 --> 00:38:57.500
which is essentially our main street. Yes. And

00:38:57.500 --> 00:38:59.699
I do have to say one thing too, and this is a

00:38:59.699 --> 00:39:01.380
little offshoot too, but it's worth mentioning.

00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:05.260
With all the beer available, things of that nature...

00:39:05.230 --> 00:39:08.409
rarely are there problems at popcorn fast. It

00:39:08.409 --> 00:39:11.090
blows my mind. All this free -flowing liquor.

00:39:11.230 --> 00:39:12.769
You have this on the South Side of Chicago where

00:39:12.769 --> 00:39:15.210
I grew up. It's getting nasty. Some Irish dudes

00:39:15.210 --> 00:39:18.530
are going to start throwing fists, and rival

00:39:18.530 --> 00:39:20.090
high school kids are going to start fighting.

00:39:20.150 --> 00:39:22.789
I mean, this is what happens. So here, it's just

00:39:22.789 --> 00:39:25.750
so nice to be able to just hang out all day,

00:39:26.090 --> 00:39:29.769
have a few brewskis, have some food. Like I said,

00:39:29.889 --> 00:39:32.110
this is really not many issues at all. Yeah.

00:39:32.110 --> 00:39:35.010
It's pretty amazing. Yeah, I would agree. And

00:39:35.010 --> 00:39:37.190
I suppose the last thing I would probably throw

00:39:37.190 --> 00:39:40.789
out would probably be Franklin House, which is

00:39:40.789 --> 00:39:43.550
kind of my local bar because it's like two blocks

00:39:43.550 --> 00:39:46.710
from my house, so why not? Yeah. But it's a great

00:39:46.710 --> 00:39:49.730
dive bar, but it's got excellent food for a dive

00:39:49.730 --> 00:39:52.070
bar. It's got really good food, good apps, the

00:39:52.070 --> 00:39:57.280
whole thing. And that pro tip. If you're gonna

00:39:57.280 --> 00:40:00.679
go, but maybe you don't like huge crowds or fighting

00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:04.639
to get a beer or whatever, I would just say don't

00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:07.280
go after five, six o 'clock, because it's gonna

00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:09.380
get crowded and it's gonna stay crowded. It'll

00:40:09.380 --> 00:40:12.039
begin hopping, as the kids say. It'll be hopping.

00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:14.500
There's gonna be a DJ. They're clearing all the

00:40:14.500 --> 00:40:16.440
tables out. They're clearing all the tables.

00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:17.940
Standing room only. It's gonna be standing room

00:40:17.940 --> 00:40:23.639
only at the house. If you're gonna stop in...

00:40:23.690 --> 00:40:25.750
maybe stop in during the afternoon for a little

00:40:25.750 --> 00:40:28.309
bit yeah you know get a seat at the bar and it

00:40:28.309 --> 00:40:30.289
like if you're going to stay there for a while

00:40:30.289 --> 00:40:33.039
get that seat at the bar be like Got it. Claim

00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:35.039
it. Put your jacket on it. Put your jacket on.

00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:37.820
No touchy. You are no touchy. That is your spot.

00:40:38.059 --> 00:40:40.000
A little piece of masking tape. Aiden's seat.

00:40:40.500 --> 00:40:43.260
That's it, exactly. No doubt. Like the celebrities,

00:40:43.380 --> 00:40:46.119
those chairs with the names on the back. But

00:40:46.119 --> 00:40:50.500
yeah, that's... Pro tips. Popcorn Peter. P .T.

00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:54.940
That's what I would say. At Glizzy Master 666.

00:40:55.159 --> 00:41:02.769
Oh, my man. He's a devil dog. Okay. Settle this

00:41:02.769 --> 00:41:05.070
argument for me. My New York friend says ketchup

00:41:05.070 --> 00:41:08.750
is okay on a hot dog. I told him to go to hell.

00:41:09.010 --> 00:41:12.469
Where do you guys stand? I see where the name

00:41:12.469 --> 00:41:16.590
comes from, Mr. Glizzy Master. Indeed. Not for

00:41:16.590 --> 00:41:19.590
me. It's not for me. Ketchup on a dog. I don't

00:41:19.590 --> 00:41:25.309
enjoy ketchup, period. Sometimes if fries are

00:41:25.309 --> 00:41:27.610
not good enough to stand on their own, I'll get

00:41:27.610 --> 00:41:30.190
some ketchup for them. Although I prefer mayo.

00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:32.099
I was going to say there are better things to

00:41:32.099 --> 00:41:34.480
dip fries in. You could go ranch. You could go

00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:36.739
nacho cheese. There's better things to dip fries

00:41:36.739 --> 00:41:40.260
in. True. I'm not a fan of ketchup as a condiment,

00:41:40.260 --> 00:41:44.699
period. But when it comes to glizzies, no. No.

00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:47.820
No. I would just say kindly no. And of course,

00:41:48.019 --> 00:41:50.760
taste is subjective, but objectively you're wrong.

00:41:51.019 --> 00:41:52.579
You're wrong. Ketchup doesn't belong in a hot

00:41:52.579 --> 00:41:55.300
dog. It belongs in the garbage. In fact, tomatoes

00:41:55.300 --> 00:41:57.539
are better before they get cursed with becoming

00:41:57.539 --> 00:41:59.710
ketchup. That's true. You could put tomatoes

00:41:59.710 --> 00:42:03.530
on a hot dog. That's a better idea. Sure, if

00:42:03.530 --> 00:42:06.949
you want. Most dogs that are good can contain

00:42:06.949 --> 00:42:09.710
tomato. I would agree. It's all about the form.

00:42:09.710 --> 00:42:11.650
A Chicago dog has a slice of tomato. It's got

00:42:11.650 --> 00:42:13.110
a slice of tomato, it's got the sport pepper,

00:42:13.309 --> 00:42:16.329
celery salt. Big old pickle. Big old pickle.

00:42:16.769 --> 00:42:20.130
Yeah, that's what that is. Yeah, I like my glizzy

00:42:20.130 --> 00:42:23.739
simple, like my brat simple. Mustard these dogs

00:42:23.739 --> 00:42:25.360
are pretty fucking good, too. Those are good.

00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:27.559
Yeah, that's I don't mind that addition on a

00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:30.539
dog That's pretty good stuff. But largely give

00:42:30.539 --> 00:42:33.900
me the hot dog. Give me the raw raw onions Not

00:42:33.900 --> 00:42:36.800
so much on the caramelized ones. Give me the

00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:41.179
raw onions. Give me some relish pickle relish

00:42:41.179 --> 00:42:44.460
and Some mustard. That's it. Yeah, I need that's

00:42:44.460 --> 00:42:47.480
a good dog. Yeah It kind of reminds me the ballpark

00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:49.539
too because like when I go to the ballpark those

00:42:49.539 --> 00:42:51.980
are readily available And as a kid, it'd be like,

00:42:51.980 --> 00:42:53.900
oh, boop, boop, boop. And it'd be like, oh, that's

00:42:53.900 --> 00:42:55.980
so good. Yeah. And so just from a young age,

00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:58.219
like that was a hot dog to me. Yep. Yeah, I would

00:42:58.219 --> 00:43:02.460
agree. Big bratwurst guy, though. Oh, beer brats,

00:43:02.699 --> 00:43:06.079
man. Well, Dijon on there. Yes. Get real. Brown

00:43:06.079 --> 00:43:08.239
mustard. Get real. I was about to say that ground

00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:10.440
mustard, man. Get some of that shit on there.

00:43:10.460 --> 00:43:15.659
Oh, it's so good. So good. At Vermicious Knid.

00:43:16.139 --> 00:43:19.489
Oh. Oh, indeed. That's right. We are here on

00:43:19.489 --> 00:43:22.510
Earth. Roald Dahl didn't just make us up. You

00:43:22.510 --> 00:43:24.070
know who our leader is? I'll give you a hint.

00:43:24.070 --> 00:43:28.489
He's orange. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. And it makes

00:43:28.489 --> 00:43:30.590
sense, because he does look a little bit like

00:43:30.590 --> 00:43:33.210
an Oompa Loompa. Although the Oompa Loompas were

00:43:33.210 --> 00:43:38.449
scared of Hermitius Canids. Yeah. Hmm. Interesting.

00:43:38.710 --> 00:43:41.730
Curious. I know, right? Curious. Perhaps some

00:43:41.730 --> 00:43:44.739
genius level... uh, scientists out there could,

00:43:44.739 --> 00:43:46.559
could give us some hints about what's really

00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:50.039
going on. I know, right? You know? That's, that

00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:53.280
would be a good idea. Because I definitely would,

00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:56.079
would think you would be the Vermicious Knid

00:43:56.079 --> 00:43:58.719
kind. The Knid. Yeah, definitely a Knid. Yeah,

00:43:58.739 --> 00:44:03.800
like you were saying. No doubt. Ah, thank you

00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:07.420
Vermicious Knid. Um, last certainly not least,

00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:13.679
at Stoner Stanley 420. Oh god. Alan and, oh no.

00:44:14.579 --> 00:44:20.179
What do you say? Alan and Momo. Cop porn. Fest

00:44:20.179 --> 00:44:24.579
is in the Valpo land. I am not a belief that

00:44:24.579 --> 00:44:28.119
they have a fest for this. Oh. I will check in,

00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:30.780
but if there are too many cops, I won't stay

00:44:30.780 --> 00:44:35.579
long. Oh, well. I am carrying my guys. Jesus,

00:44:35.619 --> 00:44:39.920
Stan. Whoa. Didn't know you got down like that,

00:44:39.920 --> 00:44:44.420
brother. It's popcorn. Yeah, just a little mispronunciation.

00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:46.500
It happens with him. It does. It gets a little

00:44:46.500 --> 00:44:49.699
foggy of the brain. You don't have to believe

00:44:49.699 --> 00:44:54.900
it. It's real. Yes. It's not a belief system

00:44:54.900 --> 00:44:58.179
or not. You can. There's evidence of its existence.

00:44:58.380 --> 00:45:01.079
OK, this is not a religion. Popcorn Fest actually

00:45:01.079 --> 00:45:04.079
happens. It does happen. It does happen. Yeah,

00:45:04.099 --> 00:45:08.369
I would say no Gats. No. No gats. Uh, there are

00:45:08.369 --> 00:45:11.230
plenty of, uh, lots of swine around. So if that's

00:45:11.230 --> 00:45:14.590
not your thing, I would, uh, maybe not show up.

00:45:14.949 --> 00:45:17.949
Yeah. Yeah. If you are carrying, so to speak.

00:45:17.949 --> 00:45:20.309
If you're carrying, whether it's green or, or,

00:45:20.309 --> 00:45:23.389
or guns. Or guns. Yeah. Maybe just don't. Yeah.

00:45:23.409 --> 00:45:25.730
Lots of, a lot of piggies. A lot of piggies around

00:45:25.730 --> 00:45:30.269
for the, for the cop porn fest. It's in the name

00:45:30.269 --> 00:45:33.309
after all. It is in the name. It's, it's, it's,

00:45:33.309 --> 00:45:37.130
boy, that, that was something. uh yeah this is

00:45:37.130 --> 00:45:40.190
this is popcorn stan which i'm sure at some points

00:45:40.190 --> 00:45:43.090
in your evening you probably crave popcorn and

00:45:43.090 --> 00:45:45.190
cheesy poofs and things like that i'm almost

00:45:45.190 --> 00:45:48.440
positive you do yeah As any good lad does. As

00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:52.800
any good lad does. So that's the end of Carpe

00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:55.500
Diem. Please feel free to make comments or send

00:45:55.500 --> 00:45:58.539
your DMs to us on any of the socials. Mark Maloney,

00:45:58.739 --> 00:46:02.539
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00:46:03.000 --> 00:46:06.920
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00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:09.599
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00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:12.079
yeah. lives everywhere lives everywhere there

00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:15.000
you go so just find us and and by the way I just

00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:18.639
brought it up ak219 was a podcast that Aidan

00:46:18.639 --> 00:46:22.659
had with with stoner stanley's significant other

00:46:22.659 --> 00:46:25.960
Kevin right his situationship his situationship

00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:31.550
and Kevin bowed out because he was busy Anyway,

00:46:32.969 --> 00:46:37.929
so we've resurrected it in a sense to make it

00:46:37.929 --> 00:46:40.250
a collab. It's the collab channel. It's the collab

00:46:40.250 --> 00:46:42.809
channel. Yeah. So you take all the fun, crazy,

00:46:42.929 --> 00:46:47.269
kookiness of the Mark Mo show and you bring a

00:46:47.269 --> 00:46:50.510
little pixie dust. You sprinkle in a little bit

00:46:50.510 --> 00:46:52.190
of Aiden's Spell the Right Way, which is the

00:46:52.190 --> 00:46:55.409
gaming channel, and you get the new AK -209.

00:46:55.489 --> 00:46:57.920
Yes. New and improved. New and improved. Yeah,

00:46:57.920 --> 00:47:00.420
I think it's fun. It's good. So keep your eye

00:47:00.420 --> 00:47:03.480
on that. About every two weeks -ish or so, we'll

00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:05.519
throw some new content, some new games at you.

00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:07.920
Quite bueno. And once again, engagement's great,

00:47:07.980 --> 00:47:10.280
so shoot us a message. If there's something you

00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:13.000
want us to play or try, we'll do it. Yeah, why

00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:14.880
not? Why not? What the hell? What do we have

00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:17.420
to lose? We have everything to gain. We have

00:47:17.420 --> 00:47:21.400
everything to gain. Maybe. Within reason. yeah

00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:23.920
within reason the people are saying yeah yeah

00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:25.619
we have everything to gain that's what the people

00:47:25.619 --> 00:47:30.340
say um at any rate um there is a part of the

00:47:30.340 --> 00:47:33.420
show that we go into which is called the other

00:47:33.420 --> 00:47:38.780
foods so aiden he goes out into the wilderness

00:47:38.780 --> 00:47:44.079
of the intervebs and he finds food lots of food

00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:48.039
crazy food disgusting food and he talks about

00:47:48.039 --> 00:47:51.639
it on the show Some of the things he finds blow

00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:55.480
my mind and make me want to vomit sometimes Do

00:47:55.480 --> 00:47:57.099
you have something like that for us this week?

00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:00.239
Good I didn't want to do don't let me down man.

00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:03.639
Yeah, I as you were saying I did some traveling

00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:06.039
Oh, did you know to get this knowledge? Okay.

00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:10.260
I went to the country of Brazil. Oh Okay, I found

00:48:10.260 --> 00:48:14.860
three of their lowest rated dishes known associated

00:48:14.860 --> 00:48:18.789
with Brazil Okay So the three worst Brazilian

00:48:18.789 --> 00:48:22.869
dishes of all time. Okay. Are they ranked? Is

00:48:22.869 --> 00:48:25.889
it like three, two, one, or? It's, well, one,

00:48:25.889 --> 00:48:28.389
two, and three. One, two, and three? Okay. First

00:48:28.389 --> 00:48:31.929
and foremost, saving the best for first, Cus

00:48:31.929 --> 00:48:37.809
Cus Polista, which is a jello molded cornmeal,

00:48:37.889 --> 00:48:44.190
olive, sardine, hard boiled egg mold. That sounds

00:48:44.190 --> 00:48:47.690
disgusting. And of course - Cus Cus what? Couscous

00:48:47.690 --> 00:48:50.489
Paulista. Oh my good god. Of course, you can

00:48:50.489 --> 00:48:53.070
get a little crazy with it. Some people add shrimps

00:48:53.070 --> 00:48:58.070
or green peppers But yeah at its base. It's cornmeal

00:48:58.070 --> 00:49:05.230
olive and sardine in a molded it's been molded

00:49:05.230 --> 00:49:08.550
It's it's been something it's been molded. So

00:49:08.550 --> 00:49:10.710
that's that's a pretty fantastic one They claim

00:49:10.710 --> 00:49:13.070
it's a casserole, but looking at the picture

00:49:13.070 --> 00:49:14.849
I'm looking at that's not a casserole. That's

00:49:14.849 --> 00:49:18.619
that's a jello mold that's that's okay this looks

00:49:18.619 --> 00:49:21.699
like the fruitcake grandma sends you for christmas

00:49:21.699 --> 00:49:25.039
every year but worse yeah it's all savory a lot

00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:28.079
worse and shit that doesn't mix right sardines

00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:30.039
and my mouth what's about to spoil in my fridge

00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:32.760
okay let's bake it to a jello mold right oh what

00:49:32.760 --> 00:49:36.000
do we call it hey couscous polista oh my god

00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:40.300
that's disgusting uh secondarily out of brazil

00:49:40.300 --> 00:49:44.789
i found something that you'd think Sounds pretty

00:49:44.789 --> 00:49:49.670
good. Okay. Pescoco. Okay. Sounds good. It's

00:49:49.670 --> 00:49:52.250
a cut of meat. It's a cut of beef. Oh, even better.

00:49:52.449 --> 00:49:57.690
It's a steak. Okay. It's the beef neck. It's

00:49:57.690 --> 00:49:59.989
the neck of the cow? It's the beef neck. Oh.

00:50:00.050 --> 00:50:03.530
So it's a beef neck steak known for being tough

00:50:03.530 --> 00:50:07.429
and muscular. Yeah, I don't think so. Fan voted.

00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:11.320
As the second worst dish of Brazil. So that cut

00:50:11.320 --> 00:50:13.480
must be terrible. That's gotta be a bad cut.

00:50:13.739 --> 00:50:16.639
It's terrible. That's gotta be just like bloody,

00:50:17.099 --> 00:50:22.159
hot, nasty, whatever. Yeah, so that cut of beef

00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:25.340
alone gets second place. Yikes. On this fan voted

00:50:25.340 --> 00:50:28.179
thing. None of this animal goes to waste. Yeah,

00:50:28.260 --> 00:50:30.099
well, beef neck maybe we should have just used

00:50:30.099 --> 00:50:34.340
for stew or something. The last one I have for

00:50:34.340 --> 00:50:37.389
you out of Brazil. I hope I don't mess up this

00:50:37.389 --> 00:50:42.730
pronunciation. Bucciata de Bode. Oh. A traditional

00:50:42.730 --> 00:50:46.989
dish made from goats' offal. And we've talked

00:50:46.989 --> 00:50:50.690
about offal a time or two. Oh no. Which means

00:50:50.690 --> 00:50:54.409
we're using the stomach, intestines, liver, lungs,

00:50:54.570 --> 00:50:58.230
and heart of the goat. That's gross. The organs

00:50:58.230 --> 00:51:00.809
are clean, chopped, and mixed with chopped vegetables.

00:51:01.849 --> 00:51:05.570
Ugh. Before being stuffed in said awful. Oh,

00:51:05.750 --> 00:51:10.130
that's gross. That's disgusting. Which, believe

00:51:10.130 --> 00:51:13.590
it or not, was third ranked. So people found

00:51:13.590 --> 00:51:16.630
that one cut of beef neck worse than goat's awful.

00:51:17.150 --> 00:51:20.449
Wow. That's bad. That says something. That does

00:51:20.449 --> 00:51:22.070
say something. That says something. So that's

00:51:22.070 --> 00:51:25.130
the three worst dishes from Brazil that I could

00:51:25.130 --> 00:51:29.969
possibly find on the World Wide Web. Ooh. Well,

00:51:30.090 --> 00:51:33.619
that's good. But bad. It's good for me. I'm not

00:51:33.619 --> 00:51:35.780
in Brazil. I'm not in Brazil, and I do not have

00:51:35.780 --> 00:51:38.280
to eat that thank goodness Well, let's try to

00:51:38.280 --> 00:51:40.780
let's try to turn this around a little bit 180

00:51:40.780 --> 00:51:44.780
yellow 180 Although a lot of people use the term

00:51:44.780 --> 00:51:48.360
360 I've noticed that and that's like oh, we're

00:51:48.360 --> 00:51:50.099
gonna do a 360. I'm like though. That's just

00:51:50.099 --> 00:51:51.719
gonna put you right back here Yeah, it's right

00:51:51.719 --> 00:51:53.400
where you started. Yeah, don't don't do that

00:51:53.559 --> 00:51:55.480
It's going to be a lot of effort just to be right

00:51:55.480 --> 00:51:56.900
here. And there's like the whole TikTok dance

00:51:56.900 --> 00:51:59.239
thing from years ago. Where's the song where

00:51:59.239 --> 00:52:02.920
it's like, did a full 180. And then people were

00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:06.239
doing a 360. It's like we're not paying attention

00:52:06.239 --> 00:52:08.699
to the song, are we? It's a 180. If you're facing

00:52:08.699 --> 00:52:10.239
me, that means you're facing away from me. That's

00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:14.559
a 180. It's 360 degrees in a circle. That's how

00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:15.900
we measure. That's how we measure that. That's

00:52:15.900 --> 00:52:18.800
how we do it. So 180 would be behind you. Just

00:52:18.800 --> 00:52:22.760
why people say, let's do a 180. Exactly. My goodness.

00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:25.679
Unbelievable. It's time for the Fry Guy Fry review.

00:52:25.840 --> 00:52:27.679
Oh, let's freaking go. Ladies and gentlemen,

00:52:28.199 --> 00:52:31.079
I try more of a local place. I do that on occasion.

00:52:32.099 --> 00:52:34.820
And this time, in Valparaiso, there's a place

00:52:34.820 --> 00:52:36.159
called the Franklin House. We just mentioned

00:52:36.159 --> 00:52:39.719
them in talking about Popcorn Fest, or if you're

00:52:39.719 --> 00:52:42.820
Stoner Stanley, Cup Porn Fest. Yeah. You want

00:52:42.820 --> 00:52:45.059
to go to Franklin House, good food, whatever,

00:52:45.420 --> 00:52:48.340
good times. Last time I was there, I had fries,

00:52:48.360 --> 00:52:50.280
and I usually don't get fries. Like, if I just

00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:52.400
want some chicken tendies, I just get the tendies,

00:52:52.420 --> 00:52:54.579
or if I just want a burger, sometimes I just

00:52:54.579 --> 00:52:58.000
get the burger. But, I just say to get the fries

00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:00.599
the last time there. And they're very good. Like,

00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:04.639
you can tell that they more than likely cut their

00:53:04.639 --> 00:53:07.280
own fries from the potatoes that they... In the

00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:09.960
house, yeah. They probably, like, peel and blanch

00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:12.980
and, like, all that kind of stuff. So that's

00:53:12.980 --> 00:53:17.980
always a good sign for me. They are good, and

00:53:17.980 --> 00:53:20.739
if you season them, they're still good, but I

00:53:20.739 --> 00:53:24.840
also feel like they need ketchup for me. Oh,

00:53:24.840 --> 00:53:27.519
I see. I get that way a lot with, like, people

00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:29.940
that make their own fries. Sure. Especially if

00:53:29.940 --> 00:53:31.400
they're just a little bit thicker of a cut. Not

00:53:31.400 --> 00:53:33.780
an actual steak fry, but just a little bit thicker

00:53:33.780 --> 00:53:37.139
of a cut of a fry. I feel like I just need something

00:53:37.139 --> 00:53:41.119
to dip it in. Yeah. Nevertheless, the fry is

00:53:41.119 --> 00:53:45.300
good. They always come hot, and I... The crisp?

00:53:45.789 --> 00:53:48.070
Good Chris good Chris. Okay, good. Definitely

00:53:48.070 --> 00:53:50.769
a good Chris there. They're never so I've never

00:53:50.769 --> 00:53:53.389
had a soggy french fry there So definitely good

00:53:53.389 --> 00:53:58.730
stuff there. I I give it a solid Eight five.

00:53:59.030 --> 00:54:01.230
Oh, that's good. I give it a solid eight five.

00:54:01.409 --> 00:54:05.760
That's good is a good french fry 8 .5. Yeah.

00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:07.940
Impressive. Definitely. It was good. Impressive

00:54:07.940 --> 00:54:10.360
for a local joint. Yeah, no doubt. It was definitely

00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:13.639
good. But at any rate, if you find yourself Valpo,

00:54:13.840 --> 00:54:16.420
hit up Franklin House and try it out. Have a

00:54:16.420 --> 00:54:20.340
couple of brewskies and get fries with your sandwich.

00:54:20.699 --> 00:54:22.860
Not sponsored, but recommended. But recommended.

00:54:23.059 --> 00:54:25.039
Definitely. Highly recommended. Anyway, we're

00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:26.619
going to take a quick break here. And when we

00:54:26.619 --> 00:54:29.139
come back, it is our feature segment. You just

00:54:29.139 --> 00:54:41.280
made the list. All right, we're back everybody

00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:44.820
and it is time for you just made the list it

00:54:44.820 --> 00:54:48.239
is a list top ten ten to two and then our big

00:54:48.239 --> 00:54:51.559
number one reveal and These lists are about everything

00:54:51.559 --> 00:54:55.360
in anything We have a good time with it And you

00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:57.500
know, we never run out of ideas and if you have

00:54:57.500 --> 00:55:00.639
ideas shoot them at us and we'll look at them

00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:04.239
But just like Carpe Diem we could be coerced.

00:55:04.440 --> 00:55:06.539
We could be coerced You know if you want to hear

00:55:06.539 --> 00:55:10.500
your list on the Mark Mo show We've already mentioned

00:55:10.500 --> 00:55:13.260
the things you could consider. Yep, and if you

00:55:13.260 --> 00:55:17.019
send it and All of a sudden in my pocket is a

00:55:17.019 --> 00:55:21.079
bright shiny nickel. Oh My goodness world is

00:55:21.079 --> 00:55:23.699
yours my guy Wow world is yours only cost five

00:55:23.699 --> 00:55:27.119
Bitcoin only yeah, that's it Low low price for

00:55:27.119 --> 00:55:30.000
the low low price or your mom as we said before

00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.900
so either way whatever is worth more to you,

00:55:32.900 --> 00:55:36.860
right? Send them send them our way. All right

00:55:36.860 --> 00:55:41.400
this week. You just made the list Best grunge

00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:46.880
albums. Now, I immediately forgot one. Oh no.

00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:50.380
But I'm not going to go back because I'm going

00:55:50.380 --> 00:55:52.659
to wait to see if you put it on yours. Oh, I

00:55:52.659 --> 00:55:55.960
see. And if not, I'm going to mention it. And

00:55:55.960 --> 00:55:57.000
we're both going to feel silly. And we're both

00:55:57.000 --> 00:55:59.480
going to feel stupid. So I'm going to wait until

00:55:59.480 --> 00:56:03.960
you do your list. I will start mine. Best Crunch

00:56:03.960 --> 00:56:08.039
albums, number 10, Vitology by Pearl Jam. Not

00:56:08.039 --> 00:56:11.460
only is it a solid album, but the CD was really

00:56:11.460 --> 00:56:17.659
cool. It was like a leather bound book in the

00:56:17.659 --> 00:56:21.079
way the case was done. It was really neat. Number

00:56:21.079 --> 00:56:24.360
nine, a little different, the singles motion

00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:28.760
picture soundtrack. So, for any Gen Zers or Millennials

00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.750
out there, that have Gen X parents. They're like,

00:56:31.829 --> 00:56:33.690
oh, I wonder what it was like when they were

00:56:33.690 --> 00:56:36.369
young. Watch the movie because you're going to

00:56:36.369 --> 00:56:39.849
get like the complex relationships and lifestyles

00:56:39.849 --> 00:56:41.570
and everything that we had. But you're going

00:56:41.570 --> 00:56:43.929
to get a little music we listen to. It's very

00:56:43.929 --> 00:56:46.389
super cool, especially if your Gen X parents

00:56:46.389 --> 00:56:48.670
grew up in the Pacific Northwest. I'll just throw

00:56:48.670 --> 00:56:51.809
that out there at you. Number eight, Core by

00:56:51.809 --> 00:56:54.750
Stone Temple Pilots. Nice. Great album. Great

00:56:54.750 --> 00:56:58.610
album. Number seven and Utero by Nirvana. Another

00:56:58.610 --> 00:57:03.400
good one. Number six, Super Unknown by Soundgarden.

00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:07.539
Number five, Ten by Pearl Jam. It's a great one.

00:57:08.199 --> 00:57:13.179
Number four, Nevermind by Nirvana. Number three,

00:57:13.460 --> 00:57:16.599
Dirt, Alice in Chains. These are so good. They

00:57:16.599 --> 00:57:18.440
are so good. I'm just like running through my

00:57:18.440 --> 00:57:20.139
mind like every album you mention. I'm like,

00:57:20.300 --> 00:57:22.480
oh, I got that in my iTunes. I got that in my

00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:24.659
iTunes. Hell yeah. I got these three tracks from

00:57:24.659 --> 00:57:29.039
that one. And number two, Yes, I rated this above

00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:34.119
dirt jar flies. Oh Allison chains. I think it's

00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:38.460
just It's just dirty. The lyrics are like you

00:57:38.460 --> 00:57:42.119
can clearly tell that Lane and some of the guy

00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:47.059
were depressed a oh, yeah and Being someone that

00:57:47.059 --> 00:57:52.219
has had depression you really identify not only

00:57:52.219 --> 00:57:55.480
with the music because the music matches the

00:57:55.480 --> 00:57:59.940
lyrics so perfectly in this entire album. I love

00:57:59.940 --> 00:58:04.760
it. I will call it this in terms of grunge, it's

00:58:04.760 --> 00:58:08.159
a masterpiece. I get that for sure. It's a masterpiece

00:58:08.159 --> 00:58:10.719
without question. I like that pick. Yeah, thank

00:58:10.719 --> 00:58:12.719
you. I like that pick. Saving our big number

00:58:12.719 --> 00:58:15.019
one reveal. We're saving the number one. Oh,

00:58:15.059 --> 00:58:16.960
man. I'm so nervous whether or not I got that

00:58:16.960 --> 00:58:20.139
album you were mentioning. Yeah. Oh, geez. Number

00:58:20.139 --> 00:58:24.119
10 on my list, Bleach by Nirvana. Oh, Bleach.

00:58:24.219 --> 00:58:27.179
Yeah. Bleach is good. Yeah. Number nine, I had

00:58:27.179 --> 00:58:32.059
Versus, Pearl Jam. Number eight, In Utero, Nirvana

00:58:32.059 --> 00:58:35.360
as well. Number seven, I put Purple by Stone

00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:37.619
Temple Pilots. Oh, yeah. That's a good one, too.

00:58:37.619 --> 00:58:41.230
It's a pretty sick album. Number six super unknown

00:58:41.230 --> 00:58:43.570
sound garden. Okay had to get sound garden on

00:58:43.570 --> 00:58:47.170
there number five. I had facelift Alice and chains

00:58:47.170 --> 00:58:51.210
Mmm number four core stone temple pilots, of

00:58:51.210 --> 00:58:55.130
course. Yeah number three I did have dirt Alice

00:58:55.130 --> 00:58:57.969
and chains Of course number two wouldn't wouldn't

00:58:57.969 --> 00:59:01.090
be wouldn't be a grunge list number two ten by

00:59:01.090 --> 00:59:05.210
Pearl Jam Yeah, ten is is a it's a great album.

00:59:05.389 --> 00:59:10.449
It really is it's it's pretty great yeah no doubt

00:59:10.449 --> 00:59:13.429
i'm fearing we both missed whatever your reference

00:59:13.429 --> 00:59:16.630
oh yeah and i i will i will mention it oh no

00:59:16.630 --> 00:59:19.570
um at any rate i'm going to do my number one

00:59:19.570 --> 00:59:23.989
and my number one is sound garden bad motor finger

00:59:23.989 --> 00:59:28.070
it's a great album not only is it what i consider

00:59:28.070 --> 00:59:33.670
the penultimate uh grunge album of all time every

00:59:33.670 --> 00:59:35.969
song is a banger on that thing Every frickin

00:59:35.969 --> 00:59:38.389
one and I know a lot of people like super known

00:59:38.389 --> 00:59:41.889
more I think it's commercially more popular sure

00:59:41.889 --> 00:59:45.250
then bad motor finger But bad motor finger is

00:59:45.250 --> 00:59:48.389
raw and it's a dirty and I just I just love it

00:59:48.389 --> 00:59:51.230
Yeah a guitar and it is great Chris Cornell and

00:59:51.230 --> 00:59:54.829
those vocals. Oh, yeah special especially on

00:59:54.829 --> 00:59:57.730
Jesus Christ pose and songs like that. I mean

00:59:57.730 --> 01:00:00.110
God, he's just he's he was so good He's a G.

01:00:00.269 --> 01:00:04.289
He was so great But yeah, that's my number one.

01:00:04.449 --> 01:00:08.130
That's a fantastic pick. I was gonna have Bad

01:00:08.130 --> 01:00:11.909
Motorfinger on my list. It was either that or

01:00:11.909 --> 01:00:14.489
Bleach for my number 10 spot, and that was tough.

01:00:15.210 --> 01:00:18.690
Number one on my list, Nirvana, never mind. Okay,

01:00:18.929 --> 01:00:22.070
and it makes sense. It's just such a great album.

01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:26.340
Like, fitting those five into my top five was

01:00:26.340 --> 01:00:28.500
really tough. I'm like, what the fuck do I put

01:00:28.500 --> 01:00:30.760
above the other? Right, exactly. Like, oh my

01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:34.860
god. What did we miss? Now I'm going to tell

01:00:34.860 --> 01:00:38.239
you what we missed. Oh, no. It's a band called

01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:43.519
the Smashing Pumpkins. Oh, shit. Melancholy in

01:00:43.519 --> 01:00:47.219
the Infinite Sadness. How the hell? Like and

01:00:47.219 --> 01:00:49.440
I was not gonna put it on like when I missed

01:00:49.440 --> 01:00:51.780
I was like I'm punishing myself. I'm gonna call

01:00:51.780 --> 01:00:56.500
out My my mistake in in my putting them somewhere

01:00:56.500 --> 01:00:59.099
in there and you know what you know, what's crazy

01:00:59.099 --> 01:01:02.920
I was looking at smashing pumpkins and I I was

01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:04.880
looking at a couple of their albums I'm like

01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:07.340
mmm. That's that's not better than bleach. This

01:01:07.340 --> 01:01:09.619
one's not better than bleach in my opinion I

01:01:09.619 --> 01:01:13.500
didn't I didn't do enough to remind myself of

01:01:13.500 --> 01:01:16.289
melancholy That's that because it's arguably

01:01:16.289 --> 01:01:18.829
maybe even in the top five sure for a lot of

01:01:18.829 --> 01:01:23.949
people sure that sucks Yeah, no look so silly.

01:01:24.690 --> 01:01:26.650
Yeah, at least we recognize better late than

01:01:26.650 --> 01:01:30.909
never hey agreed Yeah, yeah, plus. He's a Chicago

01:01:30.909 --> 01:01:34.460
guy, too Oh, man and James, you know, it's crazy.

01:01:34.860 --> 01:01:37.519
You know, it's crazy. There's no rules. So I

01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:40.119
think tied for fifth place is facelift, Alice

01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:43.360
in Chains and Smashing Pumpkins. I love that

01:01:43.360 --> 01:01:45.460
Colleen, the Infinite Sadness. I love that. I'm

01:01:45.460 --> 01:01:47.360
going to do the same. Yeah. Yep. You are tied

01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:49.739
with 10 Pearl Jam. That's kind of funny. If you

01:01:49.739 --> 01:01:52.139
switch around the vowels, it becomes Smooshing

01:01:52.139 --> 01:01:57.059
Pampkins. Smooshing Pampkins. You know who would

01:01:57.059 --> 01:02:00.340
do that? Yeah. stoner stanley would exactly he

01:02:00.340 --> 01:02:02.679
would do that while sitting at cop corn fast

01:02:02.679 --> 01:02:08.119
i went to a concert smooshing pamkins mama and

01:02:08.119 --> 01:02:14.519
alan oh and so what oh man our guy uh at any

01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:17.139
rate uh this is where i do review preview i review

01:02:17.139 --> 01:02:20.719
a movie and preview one however haven't seen

01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:27.099
one number one number two uh i decided as a little

01:02:27.099 --> 01:02:29.239
coach's corner throwback. That was a radio show

01:02:29.239 --> 01:02:32.920
I used to have with Aidan and Kevin Blumkin.

01:02:35.699 --> 01:02:38.480
Kevin's what? Kevin's what? He's an earthworm

01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:41.599
farmer. Give him a break. Yeah. Busy man. He's

01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:45.599
a busy man when he's not spelunking. So we used

01:02:45.599 --> 01:02:47.420
to have a show, a sports show, covered all the

01:02:47.420 --> 01:02:52.119
major sports, even hockey. But the minor of the

01:02:52.119 --> 01:02:53.579
major sports. The minor of the major. There you

01:02:53.579 --> 01:02:55.820
go. We just angered a lot of people in Minnesota.

01:02:56.780 --> 01:02:59.659
At any rate. We're skating here, eh? We're skating

01:02:59.659 --> 01:03:02.420
here, eh? That's more Canadian or whatever. Oops.

01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:05.360
Who cares? It's the same shit. Canadian light.

01:03:05.360 --> 01:03:09.539
It really is. At any rate, I decided to take

01:03:09.539 --> 01:03:11.940
the review and preview and do College of Pro

01:03:11.940 --> 01:03:15.960
Football with it, which somebody stop us because

01:03:15.960 --> 01:03:18.239
we could go off the rails talking about sports

01:03:18.239 --> 01:03:20.519
because sometimes we do that. It's kind of what

01:03:20.519 --> 01:03:22.400
made the whole show possible. It's what made

01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:24.199
that show possible. When we had it. Because we

01:03:24.199 --> 01:03:26.260
would just we would just run with it. Oh, yeah.

01:03:26.920 --> 01:03:29.500
So at any rate, we review as a college football

01:03:29.500 --> 01:03:31.719
because their first week was actually last week.

01:03:32.099 --> 01:03:34.360
And so it's college football opening weekend

01:03:34.360 --> 01:03:37.760
and I'm just going to mention a couple brief

01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:40.460
things about that opener. So opening weekend,

01:03:40.980 --> 01:03:44.079
Ohio State's defense damaged Texas quarterback

01:03:44.079 --> 01:03:46.280
Arch Manning's chances of winning the Heisman

01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:51.280
as they defeated Texas at the shoe. Oh no. That

01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:56.599
was terrible. I don't care. So seven points was

01:03:56.599 --> 01:04:00.139
all he got. One thing I forgot. was that the

01:04:00.139 --> 01:04:02.920
defensive coordinator of Ohio State is Matt Patricia,

01:04:03.599 --> 01:04:05.920
who is the defensive coordinator for all the

01:04:05.920 --> 01:04:07.980
championship Patriot teams. Oh, that's crazy.

01:04:08.599 --> 01:04:13.099
So there's that. Small world. So that could get

01:04:13.099 --> 01:04:16.840
smoked. Virginia Tech in South Carolina drew

01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:19.920
great ratings. It was a very competitive game

01:04:19.920 --> 01:04:23.360
I like both teams and their uniforms and their

01:04:23.360 --> 01:04:25.360
their fan base the whole thing They just like

01:04:25.360 --> 01:04:28.420
it's a thing, but it was a really great game

01:04:28.420 --> 01:04:31.590
Florida State Not only upsetting Alabama, but

01:04:31.590 --> 01:04:34.570
whooping their ass was a delight. That was so

01:04:34.570 --> 01:04:37.369
beautiful. It's not your father's Alabama anymore.

01:04:37.429 --> 01:04:41.050
Yeah, I got this big silly smile across my face

01:04:41.050 --> 01:04:44.150
when I saw Alabama taking a fat L and that one

01:04:44.150 --> 01:04:46.150
Alabama fan that flipped off the camera as they

01:04:46.150 --> 01:04:49.289
panned to him. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. Poetry.

01:04:49.530 --> 01:04:54.280
Yep. Oh, yeah. So... Yeah, so there was a Florida

01:04:54.280 --> 01:04:59.079
State Alabama game we had LSU and Clemson and

01:04:59.079 --> 01:05:01.940
an epic battle down to the final win I was watching

01:05:01.940 --> 01:05:04.179
the game with my buddy Carlos and early out of

01:05:04.179 --> 01:05:05.940
the game Just look like Clemson was gonna roll

01:05:05.940 --> 01:05:08.500
him is like ah, whatever and Carlos is getting

01:05:08.500 --> 01:05:10.000
upset. Why watching this? Why are we watching

01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:12.079
this game? I don't know, you know But then like

01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:14.019
LSU crawl back in and then it was kind of a little

01:05:14.019 --> 01:05:17.440
back and forth He's oh man this game. It's like

01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:19.659
a little turn there buddy patience. My boy car

01:05:19.659 --> 01:05:21.840
patients these these college games can turn around

01:05:23.299 --> 01:05:27.500
But it was great, and LSU pulled the win at Clemson,

01:05:27.519 --> 01:05:30.019
which is always great. Last but certainly not

01:05:30.019 --> 01:05:32.699
least, Notre Dame fighting Irish took on the

01:05:32.699 --> 01:05:35.500
U. Miami outplayed most of the game, but the

01:05:35.500 --> 01:05:37.639
Irish made a late charge to tie it up, so it

01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:39.780
was like, oh, we might pull this thing out after

01:05:39.780 --> 01:05:42.619
all. This would be amazing. But then the Hurricanes

01:05:42.619 --> 01:05:44.820
won on a last second field goal. So while it

01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:47.420
was a bummer, because I'm a Notre Dame fan, it

01:05:47.420 --> 01:05:49.739
was still a great game. It was a great game and

01:05:49.739 --> 01:05:53.280
I was very pleased with it as a whole. All in

01:05:53.280 --> 01:05:55.500
all, very solid first week of football. I gave

01:05:55.500 --> 01:05:58.739
that, I ranked it. I gave it a number. I ranked

01:05:58.739 --> 01:06:00.400
that first week of college football an eight

01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:02.719
and a half out of ten. Beautiful. It was a good

01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:05.480
first week. It would have been seven on ten if

01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:08.760
Alabama won, but them losing is the extra point.

01:06:09.179 --> 01:06:11.260
That's the extra point? That puts it into the

01:06:11.260 --> 01:06:15.679
good category. I would agree. An A tier. Yes,

01:06:16.519 --> 01:06:18.599
most definitely. A little tier listing there

01:06:18.599 --> 01:06:20.719
for you tier list folks. A for Alabama losing.

01:06:21.159 --> 01:06:24.460
Yes, most definitely. And then our preview obviously

01:06:24.460 --> 01:06:29.320
is the NFL because when this goes live on Ye

01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:33.389
Olde Podcast... on all the different platforms

01:06:33.389 --> 01:06:37.190
and whatnot. We will not have yet played the

01:06:37.190 --> 01:06:41.130
first full week of NFL football. So, let's look.

01:06:41.329 --> 01:06:43.170
We had the Thursday night matchup, which has

01:06:43.170 --> 01:06:45.730
happened, and it was actually a close game. Philly

01:06:45.730 --> 01:06:48.829
won a close game. Philly and Dallas, so I watched

01:06:48.829 --> 01:06:51.190
it. It was Philly and Dallas, so I didn't care.

01:06:51.409 --> 01:06:53.809
Yeah. Really didn't care what the results were.

01:06:53.809 --> 01:06:56.130
I'm just happy to see Dallas lose. Yeah, I'm

01:06:56.130 --> 01:06:58.150
usually happy about it. That's twice, right?

01:06:58.329 --> 01:07:02.139
What's the NFL doing? to me in regards to Philadelphia

01:07:02.139 --> 01:07:04.639
sports. You gotta stop. You gotta stop that.

01:07:04.840 --> 01:07:08.019
If I myself rooting for Philly one more time,

01:07:08.059 --> 01:07:10.860
I might have some some sort of breakdown. It's

01:07:10.860 --> 01:07:13.000
very possible. Yeah, I would agree with that.

01:07:13.260 --> 01:07:17.480
And then Friday night, KC and L .A. Sunday's

01:07:17.480 --> 01:07:20.559
early matchups. Kind of pedestrian, like the

01:07:20.559 --> 01:07:23.679
Tampa Atlanta one looks pretty good. Because

01:07:23.679 --> 01:07:25.260
Atlanta's a little bit better this year. The

01:07:25.260 --> 01:07:26.920
defense is going to be better. And of course

01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:30.300
Tampa's got Baker and Baker's a stud. Baker's

01:07:30.300 --> 01:07:32.059
a G. One of my favorite quarterbacks in the league.

01:07:32.699 --> 01:07:34.599
So that game should be pretty good for the earlier

01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:38.679
Slater games. The late games look really really

01:07:38.679 --> 01:07:41.179
solid. The Niners are playing the Seahawks, which

01:07:41.179 --> 01:07:44.199
is always a good in -division rivalry. Detroit

01:07:44.199 --> 01:07:47.400
at Green Bay. I don't like either team, but I

01:07:47.400 --> 01:07:50.340
really dislike one more than the other. So I

01:07:50.340 --> 01:07:52.920
hope Detroit... You know what? I root for the

01:07:52.920 --> 01:07:55.420
Lions. Yeah. If they're playing anybody except

01:07:55.420 --> 01:07:58.360
the Bears. That's fair. You know? Yeah. Like

01:07:58.360 --> 01:08:01.860
both the Lions and the Bears could... The Bears

01:08:01.860 --> 01:08:04.699
could go 17 -0, and the Lions would go 15 -2,

01:08:04.719 --> 01:08:06.340
and I'd be a happy man. You'd be a happy man?

01:08:06.340 --> 01:08:11.880
Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, in this case, the Detroit

01:08:11.880 --> 01:08:15.139
is Akron Bay. Then we've got Houston at the Rams.

01:08:15.420 --> 01:08:17.479
That's going to be a really good game to play

01:08:17.479 --> 01:08:20.520
off quality teams there. Here's the night game.

01:08:20.779 --> 01:08:24.199
Baltimore and the Bills. Huge. Giddy frickin'

01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:27.220
up, man. Huge. That's a huge first game. Possible

01:08:27.220 --> 01:08:30.819
AFC Championship game. Right. Should be fantastic.

01:08:31.000 --> 01:08:32.939
I'm definitely looking to that. And then, of

01:08:32.939 --> 01:08:34.899
course, we finish up with an old school NFC -North

01:08:34.899 --> 01:08:38.000
battle on Monday night. Chicago and Minnesota.

01:08:38.920 --> 01:08:44.119
Both teams, it's... I'm perplexed. In that like

01:08:44.119 --> 01:08:46.760
I feel like the either of these two teams could

01:08:46.760 --> 01:08:49.380
win only five games, right? And at the same time

01:08:49.380 --> 01:08:51.720
I feel like they could win ten games and get

01:08:51.720 --> 01:08:54.340
a wild card, right? I that's their floor and

01:08:54.340 --> 01:08:57.479
their ceiling or I'm sorry. There's their ceiling

01:08:57.479 --> 01:09:00.560
their ceiling Why do we call it the floor? Why

01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:02.659
don't we call it the basement? Wouldn't the floor

01:09:02.659 --> 01:09:05.239
be when the lower below the basement is the sewer

01:09:05.239 --> 01:09:07.720
of worst is the sewer of worst. Yeah Which is

01:09:07.720 --> 01:09:10.180
where Kevin is. It's where Kevin is, yeah. Yeah,

01:09:10.199 --> 01:09:13.060
most definitely. So, yeah, I don't know. Pick

01:09:13.060 --> 01:09:16.340
your, you know, how you want to say that. Right.

01:09:16.859 --> 01:09:19.079
Floor, ceiling, basement, ceiling, whatever.

01:09:19.220 --> 01:09:20.920
I think basement makes more sense. It's all referential.

01:09:21.199 --> 01:09:23.779
It's, yeah, right. Yeah. So I think five and

01:09:23.779 --> 01:09:27.359
ten is like, you know, high and low. Yeah. If

01:09:27.359 --> 01:09:28.560
you're going to play the high low game there.

01:09:29.020 --> 01:09:31.680
I'm just hoping for a decent game as a Chicago

01:09:31.680 --> 01:09:34.699
Bear fan. Number one, I just hope the quarterback

01:09:34.699 --> 01:09:38.069
doesn't suck. Right. I don't even, I don't need

01:09:38.069 --> 01:09:39.890
him to be a top five quarterback. I just need

01:09:39.890 --> 01:09:42.409
him to be good. Cause we already have a good

01:09:42.409 --> 01:09:45.489
defense. We have a good running game, some pretty

01:09:45.489 --> 01:09:47.270
good receivers, definitely some two good tight

01:09:47.270 --> 01:09:49.989
ends. Like I feel the rest of the team is good

01:09:49.989 --> 01:09:52.670
enough. So we just need him to be good. Right.

01:09:52.890 --> 01:09:56.590
That's it. If he, if he can throw 20 touchdowns

01:09:56.590 --> 01:10:00.189
and stay below five picks, a couple of nice running

01:10:00.189 --> 01:10:02.789
plays, and then the defense and running game

01:10:02.789 --> 01:10:04.189
just do their thing. We're going to win more

01:10:04.189 --> 01:10:06.479
than we lose. Right. Yeah, the wild card will

01:10:06.479 --> 01:10:08.500
happen. It'll be dandy. Yeah, it would be lovely.

01:10:08.939 --> 01:10:11.119
That's what's ideal, and at least we have...

01:10:10.909 --> 01:10:13.970
a competent coach for once. Literally for once.

01:10:14.329 --> 01:10:16.529
Yeah, it appears so. He definitely has a little

01:10:16.529 --> 01:10:18.689
bit of an attitude. He has shut down practices

01:10:18.689 --> 01:10:21.390
before. He yells at people, and I'm not saying

01:10:21.390 --> 01:10:24.449
that's what you need to be a great coach, but

01:10:24.449 --> 01:10:27.250
because the Bears haven't had that in so long,

01:10:27.869 --> 01:10:29.270
we need somebody to get in there and kick ass.

01:10:29.670 --> 01:10:33.510
Mark Tressman and Matt Nagy. Hey guys, I think

01:10:33.510 --> 01:10:35.949
if we just pull it together, we might be okay.

01:10:35.970 --> 01:10:40.010
Oh my god. Matt Nagy, you know, if football didn't

01:10:40.010 --> 01:10:42.449
exist, I know exactly who Matt Nagy would be.

01:10:43.090 --> 01:10:45.229
He would be in the Goonies movie going, hey,

01:10:45.369 --> 01:10:48.710
you guys. That would be Matt Nagy to me. He'd

01:10:48.710 --> 01:10:51.210
be in the Goonies remake that nets like $300

01:10:51.210 --> 01:10:56.000
,000. Exactly. Goonies to Naggy's Revenge or

01:10:56.000 --> 01:11:00.180
some shit like that. Electric Boogaloo. The seduction.

01:11:01.100 --> 01:11:04.500
Yeah, I'm just over that shit. Straight to DVD.

01:11:05.180 --> 01:11:08.039
Yeah, indeed. But yeah, catch these NFL games.

01:11:08.300 --> 01:11:11.270
They should least off -jump pretty good. I would

01:11:11.270 --> 01:11:14.210
agree. Yeah, pretty good stuff. But before we

01:11:14.210 --> 01:11:17.189
take our final break, we have a little segment

01:11:17.189 --> 01:11:20.029
called Why You Were Sleeping. So this has to

01:11:20.029 --> 01:11:23.689
do with TV shows and YouTube channels and games

01:11:23.689 --> 01:11:26.569
and movies and everything you can imagine, because

01:11:26.569 --> 01:11:30.479
sometimes... We miss things sometimes life gets

01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:33.000
busy. Hey, have you seen this movie? Hey, have

01:11:33.000 --> 01:11:35.060
you played this game? You look at them like they're

01:11:35.060 --> 01:11:37.180
nailing. What are you talking about? Right? Sometimes

01:11:37.180 --> 01:11:39.079
you just miss it But you know who's gonna pick

01:11:39.079 --> 01:11:40.880
those pieces up, you know, who's gonna tell you

01:11:40.880 --> 01:11:42.779
what you missed this guy right here This guy

01:11:42.779 --> 01:11:45.560
right here. Yeah, do it. I'm talking I'm talking

01:11:45.560 --> 01:11:48.340
here. It's not that segment that it's not that

01:11:48.340 --> 01:11:51.180
came from a K to a nine way long ago What that

01:11:51.180 --> 01:11:53.720
was early early on I'm talking here to tell you

01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:55.720
about what you've been sleeping on while you

01:11:55.720 --> 01:12:00.579
were sleeping. Yes One of the most highest rated

01:12:00.579 --> 01:12:05.079
sports video games of all time. Ooh 9 .2 on 10

01:12:05.079 --> 01:12:08.699
from IGN and IGN is usually harsh on sports.

01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:10.659
They're usually tough. Yeah, they're harsh on

01:12:10.659 --> 01:12:14.380
sports games 9 .2 on 10. Holy shit from IGN for

01:12:14.380 --> 01:12:19.319
this game right here NCAA football 2006 Yes.

01:12:19.659 --> 01:12:23.819
Yes. We had this game for the PlayStation 2 and

01:12:23.819 --> 01:12:27.600
we played the shit out of it. Oh we did Absolutely,

01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:30.800
100%. Came out in 05, like they always post -date

01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:34.020
these games, so it's called 06, came out in 05.

01:12:34.340 --> 01:12:36.340
American football video game developed by EA

01:12:36.340 --> 01:12:38.399
Sports, released for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox.

01:12:38.939 --> 01:12:41.760
It is known for its innovative Race for the Heisman

01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:43.840
career mode, which is super fun. That's fun.

01:12:44.399 --> 01:12:47.159
Super fun. Allowed players to start in a high

01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:49.500
school athlete, make their way up through college

01:12:49.500 --> 01:12:52.619
stardom. So yeah, the key features, Race for

01:12:52.619 --> 01:12:57.260
the Heisman. Impact players they introduced which

01:12:57.260 --> 01:13:00.619
allows you to give special abilities to key players

01:13:00.619 --> 01:13:03.060
Of course the up dynasty mode, which was super

01:13:03.060 --> 01:13:06.840
fun create a school The creative was fun as create

01:13:06.840 --> 01:13:09.159
a school and create an athlete were both super

01:13:09.159 --> 01:13:12.819
fun. They're great. Yes the soundtrack Featuring

01:13:12.819 --> 01:13:15.420
a unique soundtrack a mix of punk rock college

01:13:15.420 --> 01:13:20.060
rock hip -hop a first for this series of EA games

01:13:20.300 --> 01:13:22.380
Of course you could play it with historical teams,

01:13:22.460 --> 01:13:25.359
which was fantastic. And then... You can have

01:13:25.359 --> 01:13:27.300
the mascot games too, right? The mascot games

01:13:27.300 --> 01:13:29.039
is going to be the next thing I mention. Yeah.

01:13:29.260 --> 01:13:32.020
We had a little competition. We were running

01:13:32.020 --> 01:13:36.579
for a couple months when I was a wee lad. God,

01:13:36.659 --> 01:13:38.460
that had to have been a decade and a half ago.

01:13:38.460 --> 01:13:41.079
Yeah. Where we would pair mascot teams. And every

01:13:41.079 --> 01:13:44.939
player on the team is 99 overall. Yes. So there's

01:13:44.939 --> 01:13:47.899
literally no... There's no edge to whichever

01:13:47.899 --> 01:13:50.220
mascot you pick. They're all the best a player

01:13:50.220 --> 01:13:55.560
can be and Yeah, we would just pair pair mascots

01:13:55.560 --> 01:13:57.380
against each other. I think the free favorite

01:13:57.380 --> 01:14:01.119
to win was Otto the orange Yeah, I don't ever

01:14:01.119 --> 01:14:02.579
think we finished that tournament, but I think

01:14:02.579 --> 01:14:05.000
it was close out of the orange He was tough to

01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:08.239
bring down. Yeah, he's just a big fat Citrus

01:14:08.239 --> 01:14:10.539
fruit. He's a big fat citrus fruit. The Stanford

01:14:10.539 --> 01:14:13.939
tree was freaking hilarious The Stanford tree

01:14:13.939 --> 01:14:16.180
was so complex because they tried to make the

01:14:16.180 --> 01:14:18.500
physics work. Yeah You're running on a PlayStation

01:14:18.500 --> 01:14:20.979
2 engine, which just can't do it all couldn't

01:14:20.979 --> 01:14:23.899
couldn't do it. I wouldn't do it all right Super

01:14:23.899 --> 01:14:28.119
fun though NCAA football 06 is often considered

01:14:28.119 --> 01:14:29.939
one of the greatest college football games ever

01:14:29.939 --> 01:14:31.939
made due to its innovative features, balanced

01:14:31.939 --> 01:14:35.460
gameplay, and deep customization options. I agree.

01:14:35.539 --> 01:14:37.560
Which I totally agree with. Yeah, oh yeah, it's

01:14:37.560 --> 01:14:40.800
excellent. So, PlayStation 2s are cheap, Xboxes

01:14:40.800 --> 01:14:43.079
are cheap, because you can get them used for

01:14:43.079 --> 01:14:45.079
pennies on the dollar. Right, and they still

01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:46.300
look good on the big TV, so just get them. They

01:14:46.300 --> 01:14:48.560
still look good, yeah. I mean, if you can get

01:14:48.560 --> 01:14:51.119
it on a CRT, it'll look, you know, you'll get

01:14:51.119 --> 01:14:54.500
the nostalgia. Correct. Because stretching component...

01:14:54.980 --> 01:14:59.439
Into an HG or HD TV is is often a little sauce

01:14:59.439 --> 01:15:01.399
a little tricky. Yeah, because it's meant to

01:15:01.399 --> 01:15:04.380
be Shot through a cathode ray. It's not meant

01:15:04.380 --> 01:15:08.520
to be lit up by an LED So it's it's cheap to

01:15:08.520 --> 01:15:10.439
do it's cheap easy, and it's free just like filling

01:15:10.439 --> 01:15:12.680
your socks with river water Okay, you can just

01:15:12.680 --> 01:15:14.479
go out and do that. I love doing that. Yeah,

01:15:14.479 --> 01:15:16.899
it's my favorite thing. Mm -hmm So yeah, how

01:15:16.899 --> 01:15:19.460
do you recommend NCAA football? Oh six? I love

01:15:19.460 --> 01:15:21.399
it. That was a great call as a great column is

01:15:21.399 --> 01:15:23.829
fun game love that game very fun game kind of

01:15:23.829 --> 01:15:27.090
fitting with our review preview oh no doubt absolutely

01:15:27.090 --> 01:15:30.170
that well done uh so uh we're gonna take one

01:15:30.170 --> 01:15:32.449
more break and we're gonna come back finish up

01:15:32.449 --> 01:15:34.909
the show with you uh we're gonna have a beer

01:15:34.909 --> 01:15:39.569
review this one's gonna be very tasty and him

01:15:39.569 --> 01:15:42.970
we're bringing back the world of weird news up

01:15:42.970 --> 01:16:00.279
next Alright, we're back everybody and it is

01:16:00.279 --> 01:16:03.680
now time to drink a little beer. The official

01:16:03.680 --> 01:16:07.180
beer review. The official beer review, indeed.

01:16:07.380 --> 01:16:09.260
Trademark. As a matter of fact, when I went to

01:16:09.260 --> 01:16:11.880
the liquor store... I had mentioned, she had

01:16:11.880 --> 01:16:14.260
said, yeah, we're getting some new brews and

01:16:14.260 --> 01:16:16.039
blah, blah, blah. I said, yeah. Well, I said,

01:16:16.119 --> 01:16:17.819
well, I have a beer review on my podcast. She's

01:16:17.819 --> 01:16:20.779
like, oh, that sounds great. Like she was so

01:16:20.779 --> 01:16:22.760
excited for me. That's awesome. And I said, yeah.

01:16:22.880 --> 01:16:24.640
I said, so I'm always looking for new and interesting

01:16:24.640 --> 01:16:27.220
beer. She's like, oh, we're getting new ones

01:16:27.220 --> 01:16:31.159
in all the time. Come talk to me. I said, Salas,

01:16:31.180 --> 01:16:34.020
you are my new friend. My man. Yeah. So it is

01:16:34.020 --> 01:16:35.859
good. It is really good. Always good to have

01:16:35.859 --> 01:16:37.819
a homie like that. You have to. Yeah. You have

01:16:37.819 --> 01:16:41.819
to. And I think. Networking 101. Networking 101.

01:16:41.920 --> 01:16:45.159
Yeah. For beer drinking, even better. Even better.

01:16:45.260 --> 01:16:47.239
The best of both worlds. Call us Hannah Montana.

01:16:47.699 --> 01:16:51.020
That's, oh, hey. Disney Channel reference for

01:16:51.020 --> 01:16:52.560
you. I like that. That's impressive. I love that.

01:16:53.140 --> 01:16:55.899
All right, let's drink. We had a little beer

01:16:55.899 --> 01:16:58.300
review, and Aidan, why don't you tell these fine,

01:16:58.399 --> 01:16:59.899
beautiful folks about what we're gonna drink

01:16:59.899 --> 01:17:02.800
today. Most certainly, this comes from the Heretic

01:17:02.800 --> 01:17:06.670
Brewing Company. out of Fairfield, California.

01:17:06.729 --> 01:17:09.130
It is a microbrewery, a craft brewery, if you

01:17:09.130 --> 01:17:11.569
will. We're drinking a porter, the Chocolate

01:17:11.569 --> 01:17:16.489
Hazelnut Porter. 7 % ABV, so it's got a little

01:17:16.489 --> 01:17:19.810
kick to her. 33 % on the International Bitters

01:17:19.810 --> 01:17:23.729
Unit, so it's no IPA, but it's also got a little

01:17:23.729 --> 01:17:25.649
pizzazz. A little pizzazz to it. A little pizzazz.

01:17:25.729 --> 01:17:29.010
A lot of porters do, whether it's through malt

01:17:29.010 --> 01:17:32.029
or hop or... just being a porter, being a little

01:17:32.029 --> 01:17:36.069
more roasty toasty. As they put it, the Heretic

01:17:36.069 --> 01:17:39.050
Brewing Company describes this, chocolate hazelnut

01:17:39.050 --> 01:17:42.430
porter, or CHP as they call it, is a dessert

01:17:42.430 --> 01:17:45.970
in a glass. Claiming it is a rich, robust porter.

01:17:46.239 --> 01:17:48.520
bursting with luscious chocolate and hazelnut.

01:17:48.600 --> 01:17:51.319
Nodes of coffee and caramel round out this delicious

01:17:51.319 --> 01:17:54.319
treat. Now, that's all fun and dandy, but we'll

01:17:54.319 --> 01:17:57.380
be the judge of that today. Indeed. Indeed we

01:17:57.380 --> 01:18:01.020
will. And I kind of leaned this way a little

01:18:01.020 --> 01:18:02.979
bit based on our weather. It's been getting a

01:18:02.979 --> 01:18:05.270
little bit cooler. Thank you, and we're entering

01:18:05.270 --> 01:18:07.770
fall. I love so once we get to fall in winter.

01:18:07.970 --> 01:18:09.810
We start drinking the porters We start drinking

01:18:09.810 --> 01:18:11.270
the stouts. We kind of a little bit of heavier

01:18:11.270 --> 01:18:14.050
beers Belgian triple Belgian double there you

01:18:14.050 --> 01:18:17.289
go man Absolutely, we'll shimay once in a while.

01:18:17.289 --> 01:18:19.529
Oh, yeah, just cuz that's good as trappist ale

01:18:19.529 --> 01:18:21.829
trap Oh the trappist beers or we'll have to do

01:18:21.829 --> 01:18:23.609
a few of those. That'd be fun. Yeah, that'll

01:18:23.609 --> 01:18:26.409
be good times So, uh, hey, you know, let's do

01:18:26.409 --> 01:18:28.670
this thing. My man. Here we go We're rating this

01:18:28.670 --> 01:18:31.899
on a scale from zero to five on the Untapped

01:18:31.899 --> 01:18:34.000
app, which is free. We recommend it, but we're

01:18:34.000 --> 01:18:36.460
not sponsored by them. So we'll be ranking it

01:18:36.460 --> 01:18:39.140
like that and giving you our tasting notes. Indeed.

01:18:39.520 --> 01:18:43.659
Sluncha. Sluncha. Holy cow. Oh, yeah. On the

01:18:43.659 --> 01:18:46.960
nose, on the nose, it just smells coffee -esque.

01:18:47.260 --> 01:18:49.840
You know, it smells like coffee hazelnut. On

01:18:49.840 --> 01:18:52.380
the palate, though, that's pretty damn good.

01:18:52.520 --> 01:18:56.020
It's roasty. It's like roasted hazelnut. That's

01:18:56.020 --> 01:18:58.420
the first note I get is like the roasted hazelnut.

01:18:58.699 --> 01:19:02.439
Touch of sweet the bitterness of the malt comes

01:19:02.439 --> 01:19:04.659
through like the bitterness the porter bitterness

01:19:04.659 --> 01:19:08.420
comes through Which kind of accents it in such

01:19:08.420 --> 01:19:13.439
a way, but it accents it in a great way it's

01:19:13.439 --> 01:19:16.100
Thinner than I expected usually dessert beers

01:19:16.100 --> 01:19:18.140
dessert beers are a little thicker. This one's

01:19:18.140 --> 01:19:20.880
pretty thin But that also makes it easier to

01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:24.239
drink and it's not like so too. Yeah, it's not

01:19:24.239 --> 01:19:27.539
Super sweet. It's not super sweet. Yeah You know,

01:19:27.539 --> 01:19:30.640
it's more roasty, bitter. The chocolate notes

01:19:30.640 --> 01:19:33.720
are a little light. I think it's more roasted

01:19:33.720 --> 01:19:37.000
hazelnut coffee than it is chocolate hazelnut.

01:19:37.340 --> 01:19:39.720
Right. I would, I would agree with that. Yeah.

01:19:39.720 --> 01:19:41.340
Like if you're going to call like a chocolate

01:19:41.340 --> 01:19:43.600
beer, you expect to have more of that on the

01:19:43.600 --> 01:19:46.180
palate. I'm thinking. Yeah. But not, not that

01:19:46.180 --> 01:19:48.779
it's unpleasant. It isn't. It's very good. Yeah,

01:19:48.779 --> 01:19:51.899
gosh, that's really tasty. Really tasty. I, you

01:19:51.899 --> 01:19:54.260
know, that is a thing with porters though, is

01:19:54.260 --> 01:19:57.659
not, not all dessert beers are made equal. And

01:19:57.659 --> 01:19:59.659
there are some that are thinner, some that are

01:19:59.659 --> 01:20:04.359
a little heartier. Yeah. This one just does it

01:20:04.359 --> 01:20:07.840
well though. I wonder if you could do a float

01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:11.920
with this. Oh, that's an idea. I was just thinking

01:20:11.920 --> 01:20:13.859
about it with the taste with what I'm getting

01:20:13.859 --> 01:20:16.800
so far. If you like put it into a pint glass

01:20:16.800 --> 01:20:20.600
and then like dropped a scoop of vanilla in there.

01:20:21.180 --> 01:20:22.899
Yeah. I bet that would be fire. That's an idea.

01:20:22.920 --> 01:20:26.020
That's crazy. But it's good crazy. It's good

01:20:26.020 --> 01:20:29.359
crazy. Yeah. Because if you have a sweet tooth,

01:20:29.979 --> 01:20:31.760
you can scratch that itch. Right. And if you

01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:33.680
have a couple of them, and you're looking to

01:20:33.680 --> 01:20:35.779
get a little sloppy, you can scratch that itch

01:20:35.779 --> 01:20:38.180
too. Right. I think there is a bit of danger

01:20:38.180 --> 01:20:41.560
though. A little bit of danger because it is

01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:44.560
7 % and I think they just come in these pints.

01:20:45.039 --> 01:20:48.439
Which is fine by my standard, but there is a

01:20:48.439 --> 01:20:50.409
bit of caution. those people out there should

01:20:50.409 --> 01:20:53.109
use. And also, if you're having sugar with your

01:20:53.109 --> 01:20:55.710
beer, you're gonna wake up with a hangover. That's

01:20:55.710 --> 01:20:57.430
just how it's gonna be. Almost always. Almost

01:20:57.430 --> 01:20:59.710
always. Almost always. That's what I have issues

01:20:59.710 --> 01:21:03.369
with, with like FMBs, right? Like the Smirnoff

01:21:03.369 --> 01:21:06.510
Ices and Seagrams and things like that is just

01:21:06.510 --> 01:21:09.470
like, it's so sugary. Oh yeah. Like I'll have

01:21:09.470 --> 01:21:11.189
one and I'll be like, okay, that's too much.

01:21:11.250 --> 01:21:14.170
I'm okay. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, there was one

01:21:14.170 --> 01:21:16.829
night I was out and I was hanging with a friend

01:21:16.829 --> 01:21:19.380
and... She's like, what do you want? And I was

01:21:19.380 --> 01:21:21.619
just like, ah, you know, I'm like, I want to

01:21:21.619 --> 01:21:22.819
come out and I want to party and have a good

01:21:22.819 --> 01:21:24.539
time tonight. I'm like, but I'm really tired

01:21:24.539 --> 01:21:26.560
just from the day, you know? So I said, I don't

01:21:26.560 --> 01:21:28.500
know if I'm going to make it. So she recommended

01:21:28.500 --> 01:21:31.039
the Red Bull vodka, which to me makes sense.

01:21:31.039 --> 01:21:33.020
Sure. Because I'm trying to wake up, but I'm

01:21:33.020 --> 01:21:35.279
trying to have a drink. So she recommended it.

01:21:35.479 --> 01:21:37.479
The only problem was they're going down too easy.

01:21:37.520 --> 01:21:39.600
So I had about three an hour. Oh, no. Right.

01:21:39.960 --> 01:21:42.979
So I got so sick and then I got a nasty headache

01:21:42.979 --> 01:21:44.800
and I'm like, yeah, we're not going to do that

01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:47.550
again. Yeah. That's tough. That's the tough part.

01:21:47.949 --> 01:21:51.550
And it is kind of easier. There are a lot of

01:21:51.550 --> 01:21:55.609
ready -to -drink cocktails that have artificial

01:21:55.609 --> 01:21:58.250
sweeteners in them now. So instead of using sugar,

01:21:58.329 --> 01:22:01.029
they'll use aspartame or sulfate and potassium,

01:22:01.289 --> 01:22:06.090
things like that, where you reduce the risk of

01:22:06.090 --> 01:22:09.829
getting that sugar hangover dehydration issue.

01:22:10.350 --> 01:22:13.069
But then you deal with filling your body with...

01:22:13.809 --> 01:22:16.189
Aspartame and sucralose right shit like that.

01:22:16.189 --> 01:22:19.069
It's like eh, so it's it's it's a win, but still

01:22:19.069 --> 01:22:22.229
right right Do I get diabetes or cancer who's

01:22:22.229 --> 01:22:28.109
to say? But this one this one's pretty good.

01:22:28.170 --> 01:22:31.270
I like it. I like it too. It's a good wintery

01:22:31.270 --> 01:22:35.770
beer Yeah, I would agree that it really is not

01:22:35.770 --> 01:22:38.050
that I'm really itching for winter. I'm really

01:22:38.050 --> 01:22:41.350
just excited It's finally good after dinner Beer.

01:22:41.970 --> 01:22:44.109
Yeah. You know, it's fall, football, maybe the

01:22:44.109 --> 01:22:46.149
night game, you've had your meal, you're just

01:22:46.149 --> 01:22:47.989
chilling. I think it's the perfect beer for that.

01:22:47.989 --> 01:22:51.909
I would agree. Totally agree. All right. Well,

01:22:52.569 --> 01:22:58.090
I think I'm torn on how to rate this on five.

01:22:58.710 --> 01:23:02.390
Agreed. I think I'm gonna go 3 .0. Okay. I'll

01:23:02.390 --> 01:23:05.850
give it a 3 .0. I think when I'm expecting dessert

01:23:05.850 --> 01:23:08.920
beer, Especially when they say chocolate in big

01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:11.880
bold letters. I'm expecting deserty and chocolate

01:23:11.880 --> 01:23:15.319
Uh -huh, and it's just it's it's thinner and

01:23:15.319 --> 01:23:18.760
it's more hazelnut II and I respect that I enjoy

01:23:18.760 --> 01:23:21.779
that but if you're selling me on chocolate and

01:23:21.779 --> 01:23:25.539
sweet and it's it's thinner and Bitter and coffee

01:23:25.539 --> 01:23:28.119
and hazelnut. It's complex. Yeah, those are all

01:23:28.119 --> 01:23:30.539
things I like but I think I'm being lied to you

01:23:30.539 --> 01:23:33.159
know, just all those things were like I really

01:23:33.159 --> 01:23:37.569
like this and if they told me it's like a coffee

01:23:37.569 --> 01:23:40.189
hazelnut porter, I'd probably give it a four.

01:23:40.729 --> 01:23:42.729
Sure. I'd probably give it a four. I think the

01:23:42.729 --> 01:23:45.130
fact that they're calling it chocolate hazelnut

01:23:45.130 --> 01:23:47.850
dessert beer, and my experience is different,

01:23:48.050 --> 01:23:50.069
I think knocks it down a full point to a three.

01:23:50.189 --> 01:23:53.989
That's fair. That's definitely fair. Yeah, I

01:23:53.989 --> 01:23:56.850
have it at 3 .25, so it wasn't too far off yours.

01:23:58.109 --> 01:24:01.909
Probably just a smidge higher. How things sit

01:24:01.909 --> 01:24:04.970
on my palate, how smooth something is, goes a

01:24:04.970 --> 01:24:07.789
long way. Sure. Besides the notes and things

01:24:07.789 --> 01:24:09.630
that you pick up, like that's always secondary

01:24:09.630 --> 01:24:11.909
for me. How something smooth is, which is why

01:24:11.909 --> 01:24:14.449
I'm not as big of an IPA guy. Because sometimes

01:24:14.449 --> 01:24:16.489
like you have that IPA, but then it'll sit there

01:24:16.489 --> 01:24:19.550
on the palate. Not always in the most pleasant

01:24:19.550 --> 01:24:22.590
way for an extra 10, 20, 30 seconds after you've

01:24:22.590 --> 01:24:25.069
had your drink. And I'm not always the biggest

01:24:25.069 --> 01:24:28.510
fan of that. Sure. But in this particular case,

01:24:29.480 --> 01:24:32.640
It doesn't really linger too long and there's

01:24:32.640 --> 01:24:35.920
hazelnut or the chocolate or the coffee. None

01:24:35.920 --> 01:24:39.090
of that is overpowering. I would agree. In any

01:24:39.090 --> 01:24:42.869
sense. So that I liked a lot. Like when I want

01:24:42.869 --> 01:24:45.909
a beer like this, I want something very smooth.

01:24:45.989 --> 01:24:49.449
If it has a slight hint of sweetness or flavor,

01:24:49.810 --> 01:24:52.090
that's great. And then if it doesn't sit on my

01:24:52.090 --> 01:24:54.329
tongue, like an IPA, even better. Even better,

01:24:54.390 --> 01:24:57.289
sure. So that 325 is where I was at for that.

01:24:57.310 --> 01:25:00.250
And then the flavor profiles, I put hazelnut,

01:25:00.710 --> 01:25:04.199
smooth, coffee, and dark. Yeah. Yeah, I get that.

01:25:04.340 --> 01:25:08.220
I think I did bitter coffee hazelnut and thin.

01:25:08.720 --> 01:25:11.800
There you go. Yeah. That's about right. And that's

01:25:11.800 --> 01:25:14.479
our official beer review. That's the official

01:25:14.479 --> 01:25:18.260
beer review. Our first entry from the Heretic

01:25:18.260 --> 01:25:21.520
Brewing Company. Yeah, I'm looking to try more.

01:25:21.619 --> 01:25:24.619
I think they had a few more on the shelf, so

01:25:24.619 --> 01:25:28.840
we'll definitely have to try those. Just to mention

01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:32.100
this on the app that we use. they give you badges

01:25:32.100 --> 01:25:34.140
yeah for different things that you do so i'm

01:25:34.140 --> 01:25:38.779
on level seven uh for the can badge that's 35

01:25:38.779 --> 01:25:41.060
check -ins with a canned bear i'm sure aiden

01:25:41.060 --> 01:25:46.619
is like level 700 i unlocked oh i unlocked this

01:25:46.619 --> 01:25:50.550
is interesting this is called the Kick ass, kick

01:25:50.550 --> 01:25:54.470
off Central USA. Start the season off right with

01:25:54.470 --> 01:25:58.409
your friends from Punch Cigars. Mind you, haven't

01:25:58.409 --> 01:26:00.329
had one in a while, kind of Joneson, not gonna

01:26:00.329 --> 01:26:03.750
lie. Popcorn Fest tomorrow, I'm just saying,

01:26:04.029 --> 01:26:06.909
I'm just saying. Get to know the official cigar

01:26:06.909 --> 01:26:11.029
of beer lovers a little better here, punchcigars

01:26:11.029 --> 01:26:13.710
.com. Not sponsored. Interasante, yeah, not sponsored.

01:26:14.189 --> 01:26:16.510
They don't pay us. Maybe soon. We'll see how

01:26:16.510 --> 01:26:21.260
that goes. But yeah, at any rate, the beer is

01:26:21.260 --> 01:26:24.420
good. Yes. Beer is good. I agree. Liked it. Enjoyed

01:26:24.420 --> 01:26:26.840
it. That was a segment. I'm so excited for fall.

01:26:27.380 --> 01:26:30.539
I am too. Excited for it. Just because for baseball,

01:26:30.600 --> 01:26:32.300
it's playoff time. For football, it's getting

01:26:32.300 --> 01:26:35.020
started. And then it's just a little cooler.

01:26:35.420 --> 01:26:38.640
For me, you know, some people are like, oh, shorts

01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:41.279
in my pillow and it's really good. Nah, you can

01:26:41.279 --> 01:26:44.520
have that. That's fine for you. Man, give me

01:26:44.520 --> 01:26:47.960
my flannel. Give me my hoodie, my zip -up hoodie,

01:26:48.420 --> 01:26:51.239
my jeans, a little bonfire in the backyard, a

01:26:51.239 --> 01:26:53.479
little crispness in the air. Love that shit.

01:26:53.779 --> 01:26:57.140
Perfect. It is perfect. Now it's time to finish

01:26:57.140 --> 01:27:00.460
up the world of weird news here. I think I hurt

01:27:00.460 --> 01:27:04.359
myself. Oh no. I'm good. Bring it back around.

01:27:04.520 --> 01:27:07.520
I know. I just, you know, I kind of, I hit that

01:27:07.520 --> 01:27:10.159
different tone in my voice and then sometimes

01:27:10.159 --> 01:27:12.779
I hit it and then my vocal cords are like ass.

01:27:13.450 --> 01:27:16.569
Like yeah, sorry. Well, just bear with me bear

01:27:16.569 --> 01:27:19.590
with me work with me, right? Exactly. We do this

01:27:19.590 --> 01:27:21.710
every week professionals. We are professional

01:27:21.710 --> 01:27:25.130
Well, we okay. Anyway, we claim to be professional.

01:27:25.250 --> 01:27:27.750
We claim to be people say we are professional

01:27:27.750 --> 01:27:33.310
people say The people say well not always nevermind

01:27:33.310 --> 01:27:38.189
Anyway world of weird news You want to kick it

01:27:38.189 --> 01:27:40.229
off? Sure. All right, let's do it. Why ever not.

01:27:40.229 --> 01:27:44.159
I've got a story here from journalist Ben Hooper.

01:27:44.300 --> 01:27:48.779
Oh, Ben Hooper. A story from this September,

01:27:49.520 --> 01:27:53.319
this very September of this year. Ontario restaurant

01:27:53.319 --> 01:28:00.659
cooks up an 81 foot ground beef kebab wrap. That's

01:28:00.659 --> 01:28:04.659
a lot of kebab, dude. 81 feet. That's a lot of

01:28:04.659 --> 01:28:09.359
kebab. That's crazy. Holy crap. So from September

01:28:09.359 --> 01:28:13.340
5th on Ontario Eatery attempted a Guinness World

01:28:13.340 --> 01:28:15.779
Record by preparing a massive ground beef kebab

01:28:15.779 --> 01:28:20.920
wrap that ended up measuring 81 feet long. Smoky's

01:28:20.920 --> 01:28:24.279
BBQ on Ottawa Street in Windsor took the record

01:28:24.279 --> 01:28:26.819
for the longest ground beef kebab wrap on Wednesday,

01:28:26.960 --> 01:28:31.539
ending with an 81 foot wrap. If the attempt is

01:28:31.539 --> 01:28:33.600
approved by Guinness World Records, the eatery

01:28:33.600 --> 01:28:37.260
will become the first to hold the record. Quote,

01:28:37.279 --> 01:28:39.979
we're the first to attempt this. Smoky's owner

01:28:41.590 --> 01:28:47.090
Uh, Tigran Kadevchian, sorry if I mispronounced

01:28:47.090 --> 01:28:51.069
that, told the Windsor Star. So I feel like we

01:28:51.069 --> 01:28:53.470
set the bar pretty high. 80 feet is not bad,

01:28:53.550 --> 01:28:55.270
you know what I mean? And there's still room

01:28:55.270 --> 01:28:58.130
to grow, and we'll come back stronger again.

01:28:59.010 --> 01:29:05.229
Geez. Uh, Kadevch - Kedevchen? Sure. Kedevchen

01:29:05.229 --> 01:29:08.770
said he hoped the wrap would reach 100 feet long,

01:29:09.229 --> 01:29:11.789
but the record attempt was performed with minimal

01:29:11.789 --> 01:29:14.090
preparation and didn't account for shrinkage

01:29:14.090 --> 01:29:18.970
from cooking. He said the eatery is already planning

01:29:18.970 --> 01:29:21.109
to beat their own record next year and aiming

01:29:21.109 --> 01:29:28.569
for a 200 foot wrap. No shit. 200 foot. After

01:29:28.569 --> 01:29:30.829
this stunt, the massive kebab wrap was sliced

01:29:30.829 --> 01:29:33.510
into one -foot portions and served to the public

01:29:33.510 --> 01:29:58.899
after it was measured. How hungry would you have

01:29:58.899 --> 01:30:03.119
to be to eat 81 feet of food? Oh, God. Oh, there's

01:30:03.119 --> 01:30:05.119
no shot. There's no shot, right? No, there's

01:30:05.119 --> 01:30:08.000
no way. There's only so much that the stomach

01:30:08.000 --> 01:30:12.159
can hold and only so long an esophagus is to

01:30:12.159 --> 01:30:14.680
contain 81 feet of food. I don't think it's possible.

01:30:15.560 --> 01:30:18.920
You would hurt yourself. Yeah. I honestly think

01:30:18.920 --> 01:30:22.560
that. I mean, I've eaten those Jimmy John's sandwiches,

01:30:22.739 --> 01:30:25.479
those 18 -inch subs, so it's a foot and a half.

01:30:25.739 --> 01:30:28.140
Yeah. Oh yeah. I'll do that in a sitting. If

01:30:28.140 --> 01:30:30.659
I'm hungry, I'll do that in a sitting. So foot

01:30:30.659 --> 01:30:33.020
and a half of food is possible. You could argue

01:30:33.020 --> 01:30:35.779
two feet of food is possible. Yeah. Oh yeah.

01:30:35.960 --> 01:30:40.180
Beyond that? Woo fuck. I don't even think professional

01:30:40.180 --> 01:30:42.939
eaters like Joey Chestnut, how many feet of hot

01:30:42.939 --> 01:30:46.899
dogs do you think he eats? If he's downing 70

01:30:46.899 --> 01:30:50.229
dogs. Each dog's half a foot. That's 35 feet

01:30:50.229 --> 01:30:53.649
of dogs. It's 35 feet of dogs. So even a professional

01:30:53.649 --> 01:30:56.569
eater only gets 35 feet of that kebab. That's

01:30:56.569 --> 01:31:01.029
true. Huh. Crazy. Interesting. Interesting. I

01:31:01.029 --> 01:31:04.210
think we get a hold of Mr. Joey Chestnut. Yeah.

01:31:04.909 --> 01:31:08.170
Hey Siri, call Mr. Chestnut. Call Mr. Chestnut.

01:31:09.170 --> 01:31:12.350
I got a challenge for you, my friend. How do

01:31:12.350 --> 01:31:14.569
you feel about kebabs? I have 81 feet of meat

01:31:14.569 --> 01:31:16.869
and you've got a mouth. Are we talking? Are we

01:31:16.869 --> 01:31:20.750
talking? You've never been to Cupboard? No. Anyway.

01:31:20.949 --> 01:31:23.329
Are you getting a restraining order? Okay. Outstanding.

01:31:23.529 --> 01:31:28.710
Great. Thank you, Mr. Chestnut. So, all right.

01:31:28.810 --> 01:31:32.029
So, my world of weird news. I'll start with the

01:31:32.029 --> 01:31:35.409
title as I always do. Woman who identifies as

01:31:35.409 --> 01:31:38.609
a Pomeranian explains relationship with Handler

01:31:38.609 --> 01:31:43.729
who locks her. Okay. Okay. Here we go. I'm just

01:31:43.729 --> 01:31:46.890
not following. I follow. Yeah. Uh huh. So first

01:31:46.890 --> 01:31:50.770
of all, I'm a lot to unpack. I know my brain

01:31:50.770 --> 01:31:52.970
is hurting. I'm seeing plot holes where if you

01:31:52.970 --> 01:31:56.289
identify as a Pomeranian, I'm pretty sure Pomeranians

01:31:56.289 --> 01:31:58.630
don't speak English. No, they don't. Nor would

01:31:58.630 --> 01:32:00.710
they be offended. But we're going to get through

01:32:00.710 --> 01:32:04.119
this. Yeah. None taken, right? A recent guest

01:32:04.119 --> 01:32:07.000
on this morning left viewers dumbfounded after

01:32:07.000 --> 01:32:11.199
she claimed to identify as a dog. No, really.

01:32:11.979 --> 01:32:16.960
The young woman known by her moniker, Milk. Bro,

01:32:17.319 --> 01:32:20.060
if you're identifying as a dog, you can pick

01:32:20.060 --> 01:32:22.760
any name. Why the fuck is it Milk? Why is it

01:32:22.760 --> 01:32:26.060
Milk? Why is it Milk? You could have gone by

01:32:26.060 --> 01:32:30.689
like Brutus. Yes, you could. Nah, milk. Milk.

01:32:30.770 --> 01:32:33.369
Milk's it. Young woman known by her moniker,

01:32:33.649 --> 01:32:37.010
Milk, shared that she feels like a Pomeranian,

01:32:37.310 --> 01:32:43.170
even showing off her dog collars. That's awesome.

01:32:43.569 --> 01:32:47.310
She spoke to hosts Cat Deeley and Ben Shepard,

01:32:47.729 --> 01:32:50.590
speaking more about how she lives as a puppy

01:32:50.590 --> 01:32:56.390
while on the ITV show. Oh my god. Milk made her

01:32:56.390 --> 01:33:02.149
appearance Through video call while she sat with

01:33:02.149 --> 01:33:06.810
her father Mike as the pair dude Oh, huh? Oh,

01:33:06.829 --> 01:33:10.550
no as the pair phoned in from Pennsylvania. How

01:33:10.550 --> 01:33:17.609
old is milk dog ears We might find out we might

01:33:17.609 --> 01:33:20.409
find out his milk shit in the yard I think milk

01:33:20.409 --> 01:33:24.680
shits about that would be awesome Sorry, go on.

01:33:24.920 --> 01:33:28.859
I'm gonna try to get through this. She revealed

01:33:28.859 --> 01:33:31.699
that her unorthodox lifestyle stems from a childhood

01:33:31.699 --> 01:33:35.300
obsession with the cutest dogs in the world and

01:33:35.300 --> 01:33:38.220
the canine lover has no regrets about choosing

01:33:38.220 --> 01:33:41.720
to live this way. Apparently she made the switch

01:33:41.720 --> 01:33:44.539
about a year ago after the lifestyle came up

01:33:44.539 --> 01:33:49.260
on her TikTok feed. Oh, I see. Uh huh. After

01:33:49.260 --> 01:33:52.319
falling in love instantly, she added, because

01:33:52.319 --> 01:33:56.100
I'm so short, it kind of just works. And you

01:33:56.100 --> 01:33:58.300
know what? Sometimes that's all people need.

01:33:58.539 --> 01:34:00.439
That's all you need. You know, more power to

01:34:00.439 --> 01:34:03.000
you. This is awesome. This is great. People need

01:34:03.000 --> 01:34:06.279
to be less sensitive, she said, of hate comments

01:34:06.279 --> 01:34:09.420
she may get from others, explaining, since it's

01:34:09.420 --> 01:34:12.420
just about me, it shouldn't be a problem for

01:34:12.420 --> 01:34:15.260
anyone else. It's just someone who wants to have

01:34:15.260 --> 01:34:18.560
a good time, have fun and dress up. You know

01:34:18.560 --> 01:34:21.430
what? Milk has a great point. Milk has a really

01:34:21.430 --> 01:34:24.350
good point right. I'm on milk side not with the

01:34:24.350 --> 01:34:27.350
name I think your name's stupid, but I'm on milk

01:34:27.350 --> 01:34:30.289
side with this one I am too while milk's dad

01:34:30.289 --> 01:34:33.649
is her biggest supporter He pointed out my wife

01:34:33.649 --> 01:34:37.229
on the other hand is not really okay with stuff

01:34:37.229 --> 01:34:41.069
That's such a dad response. She's just no way

01:34:41.069 --> 01:34:45.189
that is so dad We love our daughter if she wants

01:34:45.189 --> 01:34:47.210
to be like this for the rest of her life. That's

01:34:47.210 --> 01:34:50.390
really her choice The father admitted that while

01:34:50.390 --> 01:34:53.810
his daughter was always a bit different Acting

01:34:53.810 --> 01:34:56.569
like a dog was a move that took some getting

01:34:56.569 --> 01:35:00.810
used to Though he said this is who she is now.

01:35:00.829 --> 01:35:03.069
That's just being supportive. We got to applaud

01:35:03.069 --> 01:35:06.930
that we have to Milk opened up on her dog toys

01:35:06.930 --> 01:35:10.350
and the close relationship She has with star

01:35:10.350 --> 01:35:14.029
her hand to her her handler who takes her for

01:35:14.029 --> 01:35:17.569
walks Oh my goodness the pair met of this checks

01:35:17.569 --> 01:35:23.289
out the pair met at a rave As the American explained

01:35:24.029 --> 01:35:27.369
It's a very platonic thing, and I have other

01:35:27.369 --> 01:35:30.130
friends who want to see me in this way as well.

01:35:30.350 --> 01:35:33.949
That's great. It's amazing. It's just someone

01:35:33.949 --> 01:35:39.170
who wants to take care of me as a dog girl, too.

01:35:39.369 --> 01:35:43.029
I do tricks. Well, you have to. You're a Pomeranian.

01:35:43.050 --> 01:35:45.609
You're a Pomeranian. I like to sit, play with

01:35:45.609 --> 01:35:50.470
my toys. I love tug of war and walking. You know

01:35:50.470 --> 01:35:54.260
what? You know what? That's kind of awesome.

01:35:54.680 --> 01:35:57.340
It's kind of amazing. I want to be friends with

01:35:57.340 --> 01:36:00.460
this person. I really do. Dude, does milk play

01:36:00.460 --> 01:36:04.439
fetch? Did they say they play fetch? I have not

01:36:04.439 --> 01:36:06.659
seen fetch yet. You mentioned tug of war. Yes,

01:36:06.720 --> 01:36:08.899
fetch would be amazing. How do you fetch if you're

01:36:08.899 --> 01:36:12.979
on all fours? I don't know. Do you go on walks

01:36:12.979 --> 01:36:16.119
on all fours? Or do they stand? I don't know.

01:36:16.180 --> 01:36:18.960
That's a great question. Only milk could answer

01:36:18.960 --> 01:36:21.859
only milk could answer really milk was asked

01:36:21.859 --> 01:36:24.539
by shepherd about the nature of her relationship

01:36:24.539 --> 01:36:27.420
with star And she insisted it was completely

01:36:27.420 --> 01:36:30.119
platonic while mike claimed that people don't

01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:33.020
have an issue with her wanting to be a dog They

01:36:33.020 --> 01:36:35.939
usually want to know what she does when she says

01:36:35.939 --> 01:36:39.380
she's an influencer. They understand he said

01:36:41.609 --> 01:36:45.649
Crazy great. Oh, she's an influencer. Oh Okay,

01:36:45.649 --> 01:36:49.850
I got you gotcha heard heard Milk said that people

01:36:49.850 --> 01:36:52.750
focus on themselves a lot when asked about parenting

01:36:52.750 --> 01:36:56.149
a child like milk saying They just want them

01:36:56.149 --> 01:36:58.750
to be a certain way. They've always wanted them

01:36:58.750 --> 01:37:03.260
to be what they have planned in their head. Oh,

01:37:03.300 --> 01:37:06.300
so like living vicariously? Yes. Oh, I see, I

01:37:06.300 --> 01:37:08.640
see. He insisted the parents have to let kids

01:37:08.640 --> 01:37:10.880
live their lives as long as they're not bothering

01:37:10.880 --> 01:37:14.680
anybody. She said that her favorite toy is Larry

01:37:14.680 --> 01:37:20.479
the Dragon, who has the biggest squeak, though

01:37:20.479 --> 01:37:23.399
the Pomeranian also broke her bone from chewing

01:37:23.399 --> 01:37:26.640
on it too much. Holy hell. dedication that's

01:37:26.640 --> 01:37:29.199
dedication when it comes to accessories I have

01:37:29.199 --> 01:37:32.939
three different tails a husky tail a palm tail

01:37:32.939 --> 01:37:36.859
and a hyper motion tail that wags milk shared

01:37:36.859 --> 01:37:40.800
when it comes to collars the wannabe dog even

01:37:40.800 --> 01:37:46.060
has a selection of pink or white Wow well you

01:37:46.060 --> 01:37:48.859
got to have options what goes with the fit that's

01:37:48.859 --> 01:37:51.539
what goes right the drip You know? Yeah, I would

01:37:51.539 --> 01:37:53.520
agree. That's crazy. I wonder what Larry the

01:37:53.520 --> 01:37:56.720
Dragon looks like. Larry the Dragon must be awesome.

01:37:56.819 --> 01:37:59.779
Oh, yeah. Like, I can only picture it in my head,

01:38:00.159 --> 01:38:02.840
and the picture in my head is awesome. Right?

01:38:03.640 --> 01:38:06.399
Wow. Well, best of luck to you in life, Mook

01:38:06.399 --> 01:38:11.119
the Mammaradian. My only advice to you, and you

01:38:11.119 --> 01:38:14.119
could chalk this up to me being one of the aforementioned

01:38:14.119 --> 01:38:18.020
haters online. your name sucks yeah milk's not

01:38:18.020 --> 01:38:20.579
great milk is not great but you know what if

01:38:20.579 --> 01:38:23.920
milk is who you are then then you're milk and

01:38:23.920 --> 01:38:26.659
you know what i'm just a hater you know honestly

01:38:26.659 --> 01:38:29.020
i mean think about it like why are you not like

01:38:29.020 --> 01:38:32.640
princess mushy face yeah like i mean if you're

01:38:32.640 --> 01:38:35.039
going all in and she apparently has gone all

01:38:35.039 --> 01:38:38.829
in Why would you not just go for it? If I had

01:38:38.829 --> 01:38:42.550
a dog persona, I'd be like Brutus Fuck Esquire.

01:38:43.850 --> 01:38:47.069
I would just be something glorious. Right? Exactly.

01:38:47.359 --> 01:38:54.739
I'm milk. Horsecock .mpeg. You know what? More

01:38:54.739 --> 01:38:59.500
people who identify as dogs need file extensions

01:38:59.500 --> 01:39:03.140
in their names. They really do. They really do.

01:39:03.500 --> 01:39:06.279
Milk .mp4. Actually don't look that up online.

01:39:07.100 --> 01:39:09.239
That's probably dangerous. You probably don't

01:39:09.239 --> 01:39:15.680
want to do that. Oh my god. Milk .mpeg .org.

01:39:18.049 --> 01:39:21.489
Is there a Milk .org? I'm sure there is. It just

01:39:21.489 --> 01:39:25.930
redirects to like Larry the Dragon. Oh my God.

01:39:26.310 --> 01:39:29.350
What an uplifting story. That was pretty great.

01:39:29.850 --> 01:39:33.430
It is. It's pretty amazing. God bless milk. I

01:39:33.430 --> 01:39:35.850
know, right? I love it. And not the shit that

01:39:35.850 --> 01:39:38.449
cows make. That's nasty as fuck. I'm not talking

01:39:38.449 --> 01:39:41.630
about the Pomeranian. Yeah, that's exactly what

01:39:41.630 --> 01:39:45.470
we're talking about. Well, that pretty much takes

01:39:45.470 --> 01:39:51.130
care of this week. What can you say closing out

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