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Hey there everybody welcome to the Mark Mo show

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This is season 3 episode 4 freedom You can find

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us all on all podcast platforms and YouTube I

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would like to introduce my co -host and producer,

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Aidan Maloney. Aidan, how you doing, man? Doing

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fantastic. Beautiful evening. Should be a lovely

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morning for all the beautiful listeners out there.

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A little bit of a warm weekend in the Chicagoland

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region, but you know, it's August. What can you

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do? Yeah, we'll make it work, man. We always

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do, and at least it doesn't appear to be super

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humid, so I think this is gonna be hot. That's

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true. So it won't be as bad. But hey, it's summer.

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We're into August. Football is around the corner.

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That's exciting. I am excited as well. And that

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means fall's coming. And fall, I'm pretty sure

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it's your favorite. It's definitely my favorite.

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For sure. Definitely September, mostly October,

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November. Usually after Thanksgiving, it starts

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to get kind of cold. But yeah, like for me, it's

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like Mid -September to early November. I just

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love it. Yep. Yeah, it's kind of whack. We kind

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of only get the two months of it. I know. We

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always get like four months of summer and four

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months of winter. We get we get cheated out of

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spring and fall. We do. How hard is it to have

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more of the, you know, wearing your hiking boots,

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jeans and a flannel or a hoodie with a ball cap

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and a bonfire in the back? Right. That's what

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I want. I want more of that. Temperate. Overnights

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are on the 50s. Highs are on the mid -60s. That's

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where it's at, man. That is definitely where

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it's at. I'm a big fan of that. But hey, not

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too much longer. We've got that coming. And I

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want to mention Aidan has a YouTube gaming channel

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called Aidan Spelled The Right Way. He has new

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PC gaming content like GeoGuessr and PolyBridge,

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Observation Duty, and much, much more. All sorts

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of horror games. Horror. A horror game. Man,

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people, I'm telling you, their mind was in the

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gutter. I read it. It's unbelievable. I read

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it. Their mind was in the gutter. The word ends

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with an O -R. I got the vibe. You know? Not an

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R -E. You know, it's that simple. Yeah. It really

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is. People always say, like, it's hard to tell

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tone through text. But sometimes when you're

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speaking, it's hard to tell what word you're

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fucking saying. What word do you say, right?

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Because it's just like... It's a horror game.

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Right. Wednesday. Really? Doesn't look like it.

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Looks a bit like Wednesday. Brett Favre? Looks

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like Favre to me, but that's okay. Looks like

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stealing from charity to me. Oh, hey, yeah. Allegedly,

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I've heard. Allegedly, yeah, so true. But, yeah,

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I want to know on your channel, what can people

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expect this week? There's a pretty fun episode

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coming out today, Saturday, for all you lovely

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listeners. It's more Polybridge, and there's

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little segments I like to do in there that I've

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really come to love a lot. You get to see, like,

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after you beat a... Like, you make a successful

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bridge in the game, you get to see this huge

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gallery of hundreds of other people's attempts

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at making the same bridge that you did, and,

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like, the different designs, their creativity,

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you know, being bested on the budget scale by

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people who are better than you, I guess better

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than me. But, yeah, being able to see all that

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is super fun, and then, like, reacting to it,

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kind of assessing it. giving input. It's a really

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good time and I don't think I took the time to

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appreciate that side of that game in PolyBridge

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1 and 2. And in this game, PolyBridge 3, I'm

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really learning to appreciate that side of it.

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That's awesome. So that's super fun. That'll

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be coming out today. And then still got a lot

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of horror games on the hot plate. That's excellent.

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As I mentioned last week, they're looking pretty

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fun. I love that. Well, everybody, you can catch

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that on the old YouTube, Aidan spelled the right

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way. And actually, what we've been doing too,

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I guess it's worth mentioning, we've, I guess

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you've more than anything, resurrected AK -219.

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Back from the dead. Back from the dead. It's

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more of like a... gaming collab kind of show

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that we do. So you get Aidan Spell the right

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way, you get Mark Moe, and we come together.

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And I have to say, I listened back to the last

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one that we did, and I laughed my ass off. I

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thought, how funny. How funny is it? But that's

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what I love best about it, and hopefully you

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guys do too, that it allows us, especially GeoGuessr,

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I'm sure there's probably other games that would

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allow us to do this, but to kind of utilize that

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type of humor. Right, like that reactive, like

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improv. Improv type humor. That's the sweet spot

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right there. It's our sweet spot. It has been

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for a long time. Pretty much for our entire family,

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but that's just kind of what we're good at, what

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we've always done, and... Ass? Ass was hilarious.

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There was a top comment on that video too, someone

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European, someone that likes to comment on my

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videos too. They're very insightful. And they

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were telling us the flag we couldn't... Understand

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yeah, that was like it looked like Finland or

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Norway or something and apparently it was an

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independent Island that I guess got swallowed

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up by one of the Scandinavian countries But kept

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the yellow in the flag no way, and that's why

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we were how cool of the island I was like wow,

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that's pretty neat. I love that. We'll see that's

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it and that's you know for all you guys out there

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and gals Engagement's great, and that's that's

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I mean we love it. We love the DMS. We love all

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that fun stuff But really what makes all of this

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worth it, whether it's this show, whether it's

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AK219, whether it's Aidan Spell the Right Way,

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is the engagement. It's so much fun. We love

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it. So flood the comments, man, just with your

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thoughts and your ideas. Thoughts, comments,

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yeah. We love it. So to that gentleman, thank

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you for bringing that up, because trust me, I'm

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a history major from Loyola University and was

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definitely very good in geography and stuff in

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high school and college. And I looked at that

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flag man and I was like, what the F? I'm like,

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it doesn't make any sense. No, we knew the part

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of the world, but it was so confusing, very confusing.

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And you, out of the blue, okay, this one pops

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up, right? Oh yeah, is this Isle of Man? The

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game we're playing, it's like the first screen

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in GeoGuessr, basically a Google Map game, it's

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a street view, so it puts you on a street view,

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and there's one called flag, so it pops, you're

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looking at a flag, sometimes you can move around

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a little bit, sometimes you can't, and so, bam,

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it was this and this flag, and it goes, oh, it's

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Isle of Man. I'm like, what? I was like, get

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out of here. I'm like, I know what the Isle of

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Man is, but I would have never picked a flag

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out in a groupie. Holy shit, that was awesome.

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It's such a cool looking flag, too. It's just

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three legs on a red background, I think. That's

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it. Weird ass flag, but I like it. God, Isle

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of Man. Isle of Man, that was crazy. And then,

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of course, one of my favorite people. Kwan Kwan

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what a legend. I got to tell his tale too. Yeah,

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I gotta tell his tale But you know rather than

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me telling his tale now. I'm just gonna say Check

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out our content at AK 219 yeah a lot of these

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bits aren't gonna make full sense unless you've

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seen it unless you've seen it, but Kwan is a

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protector of the bell. That's all I'm gonna leave

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you with and Paul Blart's on the segue. They

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were after him. They're after him and Kwan's

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ready. Oh, yeah. I would have loved to have seen

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the battle. He did. You're like, well, it's his

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paper thing. I mean, no, it's a sword. He's the

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protector of the bell. Trust me, I know Kwan.

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I know Kwan. We go way back. We go way back.

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But yeah, I think you guys will like it. It's

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pretty funny stuff But anyway, and if you enjoy

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all of this Obviously like and subscribe and

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Irish punk tune in to my radio show after hours

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Tuesday nights at 9 p .m Central Standard Time

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on WVLP org or the tune in app on your handheld

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device You can look at it that way And you know

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there's nothing super sexy about it. I don't

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talk a whole hell of a lot on the show And if

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anything I talk about all the content we make

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here in the studio But at any rate we play a

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lot of really good music, and it's just it's

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just a fun time Yeah, a couple hours ad -free

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music. Yeah from yesterday and today exactly.

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That's what we do so Definitely check that out

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Now we're gonna get to you know we open with

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a little bit of dialogue every week, and we talk

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about various subjects and we were trying to

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do. And I always tell people this because they're

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like, oh, tell me more about your show. And so

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I talk about how we opened with like a discussion.

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And when we started this show, I said, look,

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I don't want to be a political show. Right. That

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was the goal. I was like, I don't want to be

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a political show. I don't. But when you have

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the people that are in power and they give you

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primo, cherry on the sundae, just content. each

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and every week, it's hard. It's hard not to look

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at some of this shit and be like, oh my god,

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I want to get on that. Right. It's satirical

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bits beyond what the onion could conceive. Sure.

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John Stewart, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, that

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kind of stuff. The unfortunate part is the shit

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they're doing, it's not bits. They're just doing

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it for real. They're just doing it. If this was

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a bit, it would be hilarious. The fact it's actually

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happening is really disturbing. It's disturbing.

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It's crazy. It's absolutely insane. But at any

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rate, so this week, you know, many of us get

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stuck in life. So we get stuck in a job we hate,

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stuck in dead end friendships, stuck in toxic

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relationships. They will drag you down and beat

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your ass to a pulp if you let it. without question.

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And among the very worst situations are toxic

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work relationships. Like it or not, you gotta

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deal with that person every damn day. Right.

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Every damn day. 2 ,000 hours a year. Right. And

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you may like or tolerate your job. You may like

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the work and most of the people you work with.

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For many of us, That's the best we can hope for

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on a job. Just something you don't hate and you

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show up and you get paid and whatever. But however

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a toxic work relationship is something you have

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to face often, especially if it's someone you

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have to work closely with. That is the worst.

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If it's someone you don't have to deal with too

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much, you can probably skate by. If it's someone

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you pass in the hallway, oh my god, there's Janice.

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And then you gotta deal with Janice for like

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two seconds. There's worse things. But you're

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talking about someone you gotta deal with often,

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all day, every day. I've had many colleagues,

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friends and family that have left perfectly good

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jobs because of a toxic asshole. That is the

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worst feeling. You get a team member that has

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a superiority complex. or a boss that's constantly

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over your shoulder, taking credit for your hard

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work. There's many examples to it, obviously.

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In a world filled with dark clouds and disappointment,

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sometimes the light shines upon your fields.

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Sometimes there's justice. Sometimes that toxic

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human being gets what they deserve. Sometimes

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they dig their own damn hole. The feeling is

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indescribable. You can breathe again. You smile

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again. The two ton weight you carry around your

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neck for eight hours a day is gone. You're more

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productive, you're happier doing what you do,

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and it filters into the rest of your life. Everything,

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you know, things don't just like, there's not

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all these brick walls in your life that separate

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everything. It's like everything bleeds into

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everything else. Right. So if you have a lot

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of problems at home and you're going to work,

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you're probably not going to be as productive

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as you could be. You're not going to be at work

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happy and vice versa. If you have an absolute

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miserable job or you deal with miserable people

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or whatever the case is. And then you go home

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and like significant others all like happy, chippy,

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like, hey, why don't we do this and why don't

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we do that? And you're like, I want to crawl

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in a hole. Right. Anyway, thank you. So, yeah,

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man, I mean, that's just. That's just kind of

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the point this week is, is that sometimes you

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get that freedom back. Freedom from shitty people.

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And that's the most cathartic way, too, is just

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someone self -destructing. Because you don't

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have to do anything. No input. They're just self

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-destructing. They're gonna do it on their own.

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It's poetry. It really is. And you think about

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some people. And they might not get fired. They

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might just like turn their time in and it's like,

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yep, all right, I'm leaving. I've had enough.

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And then you sit there and you're like, oh, that's

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a victory. But then you're like, shit, I got

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put up with them for two weeks and they're going

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to be a... Now they've gone from asshole to mega

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asshole. Right. Because they're a foot out the

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door. Because they're a foot out the door. They're

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not going to do any work. They're going to do

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shitty work because they're leaving. They don't

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care. And that makes it extra stressful. Right.

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So a lot of companies have policies and I've

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talked to a few people. recently about just HR

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stuff. And a lot of companies have policies where

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people turn in their two weeks, just pay them

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their two weeks. They'll just be like, all right,

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you can go. We'll take your card or your keys

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or whatever you got. That's it. And I think that's

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probably the best case scenario. Yeah, because

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you wouldn't want someone who's vindictive enough

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to sabotage the company or other employees. you

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know especially if it's gotten to that point

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of like oh you're fearing someone sabotaging

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you because they're that much of a narcissist

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first of all you need to look at your hiring

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practices yes secondly just get them out the

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door yep you know you you take the two weeks

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you take that paycheck is just a loss whatever

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write it off who cares right at least you're

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free you're free man and it's it's unbelievable

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and and to a point where Like if you're if you're

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the one dealing with it, right and it's bogging

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you down and you're like man I'm just this is

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really making my life pretty shitty and you realize

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there's not much you can do with it And you feel

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like you have to just endure this thing every

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day but then as I said this this just kind of

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justice whatever just it happens and Then all

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of a sudden you're like wait what? There this

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person is going to leave on their own accord.

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That is unfreaking believable And then they go,

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but they don't go. It's like, I'm gonna go, but

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I'm gonna make sure that I pour kerosene on every

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bridge and just burn that thing. And it's like,

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you just could have left. You could have just

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been quiet and just left, and then you would

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have had a reference and that sort of thing.

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And instead, you were like, oh. I might as well

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just show everyone who I am. And I'm like, what

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are you doing? It's a bold move, Cotton. Bold

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move, Cotton. Let's see if it works. And it really,

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it's amazing. It's amazing how some people operate.

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And I don't want to discount the fact that some

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people have mental illness and they have other

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things going on and whatever, but manage that

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shit. You know, get that under control because

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you're working with other people. So you got

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to figure that part out. I don't like, I deal

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with my own stuff. And I try to separate that

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and be a good person to people. I think when

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I talk to people about my challenges, they're

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often extremely surprised because I'm like, I

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wouldn't have thought that. I'm like, it's because

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I hide it well. I don't. Compartmentalization.

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Yeah. My shit is not your shit. So if we're out

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and we're having a good time, you know, I'm going

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to lock that in the closet, man. You know, we're

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going to go out and we're going to have a good

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time. That's what all this is about. So, um,

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but I think that's what most normal people can

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do, I guess, if you want to use that term. Maybe

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that's not even the right term, but I think that's

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just what, maybe good people? I don't know. But

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that we're able to do that. We're able to be

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like, okay, you know, I'm feeling and the you

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know down in the dumps today But I'm going out

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with a couple of friends. We're gonna have a

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good time. Yeah, it's it I feel like Scenarios

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are like that kind of fall somewhere between

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empathy and people -pleasing Yeah, and of course

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people -pleasing has its pros and cons but it's

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it's one of those that kind of toes the line

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of like Feeling like you don't want to burden

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others with your issues and sacrifice what could

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be a joyous revelry of an evening. But it's also

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tough because you also don't want to go through

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all of that alone. So it's like, how do you balance

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that? What's the right time to bring it up? I'm

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not a therapist, so I don't know these things,

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but I know what you're talking about. I know

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I've done that before myself, but it's interesting.

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Yeah, it's very interesting and all I know is

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that if you're out there and you're in this situation,

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regardless of what it is, in this particular

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example, we're talking more about the workplace

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and that sort of thing. But it could be a friendship,

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it could be a relationship, it could be so much

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other different stuff. And you don't have to

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deal with it. And it's tough because sometimes

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you'll sit there and be like, oh, but I remember

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better days. Well, we all remember better days.

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Right, right. But the thing is, is better days

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is back three blocks and around the corner. You

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know, it's not, it's history. It's the stuff

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you look back on and be like, oh, that was a

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nice day. That was a fun day. Well, that's history.

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You can enjoy that. You can have fond memories.

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But if that's ancient history and your current

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events are not great. I think we've used this

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quote before, and it comes from Denzel Washington

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in the equalizer. You know, don't like your world,

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change your world. Yeah. You know, and that's

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sometimes easier said than done, but you can

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do it. You know, and I'd often said that I thought

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where we live here in Valparaiso, Indiana, I

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thought I'd pretty much exhausted all the various

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resources here in terms of relationships, friendships,

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work, all that stuff, and really thought about

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just, you know, packing it up. And as challenging

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as that would be, as much of a stressor as that

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would be, you have to be like, am I doing it

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for the right reasons? Sure. And will tomorrow

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be better than today? And you have to ask yourself

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those questions. Right. I think for any of these

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situations, you really do. And all I'm saying

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is, if you're not happy, go. Yeah. Man or woman.

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If you're not happy, just go. Ski -daddle. Ski

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-daddle. there will be better days ahead. There

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will definitely be better days ahead. Anything

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else to add on our subject here today? No. I

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think we covered what we needed to. I think anyone

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out there, especially if you're in a situation

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like this, toxic work situation or otherwise,

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just keep your eye out for the silver lining.

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Most definitely I would agree alternatively skedaddle.

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I mean you've got two good options. You really

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do you you absolutely do you know you Try to

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try to get your emotions under control because

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I know if I get too emotional I I'm not thinking

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right sure and I think that goes for most people

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yeah, so a lot of times if you're emotional whether

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it's sad angry whatever it's often best to be

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like, okay, I need to take some time in this

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moment and get out of these feelings in order

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to make a better decision. And I highly encourage

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that because a lot of people when you're just

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furious about some things, don't make the decision

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then. Fired up, snap reactions. Right. Yeah,

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sometimes that doesn't pan out. No, no, it really

00:21:14.829 --> 00:21:17.089
doesn't because then, you know, then you wind

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up in in one of the boroughs in New York City

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and you're under wearing a crack house and you

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don't want to be there. Sometimes you do. And

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sometimes... It's exactly what you're looking

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for. Sometimes that's exactly what you're looking

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for. It's where some people might ski -daddle

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off to. That's... I bet people do ski -daddle

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that way. Bless their souls. Indeed, indeed.

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You know, maybe you end up on that floor and

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go, I'm so happy. I made it, finally. I made

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it. I did it. I'm living the American dream.

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All right. Anyway, we I think we've done enough

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damage here. When we return a little carpe diem

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here on the Mark Mo show. All right, we are back

00:22:06.099 --> 00:22:10.720
from our break and it's time for. Carpe Diem,

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you find beautiful people send us DMs and we

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read them on the show just for you. Sometimes

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for us, but mostly just for you. Exactly. You're

00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:23.299
welcome. You're welcome, by the way. And, you

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know, they could be statements, they could be

00:22:24.720 --> 00:22:29.710
jokes, they could be speaking of jokes. I have

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a bank teller, her name's Maeve, and she works

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for Fifth Third Bank, not sponsored, soon to

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be. And so she works in Fifth Third Bank here

00:22:39.490 --> 00:22:43.589
in Valparaiso. And so she told me she always

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has dad jokes. And she's like, and the last time

00:22:47.410 --> 00:22:49.490
in, she didn't have a dad joke for me, but she

00:22:49.490 --> 00:22:51.049
gave me a little duck. So I got a little duck

00:22:51.049 --> 00:22:52.210
in my car. Oh, that's pretty great. So that's

00:22:52.210 --> 00:22:54.809
pretty great. I got a little duck. But I stopped

00:22:54.809 --> 00:22:57.470
in there today, and she's like, oh, by the way,

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I have a dad joke. I'm like, fantastic. What

00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:07.480
do you got? She's like, how did the daddy bucket

00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:11.940
know that his son bucket was sick? How's that?

00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:18.559
Looked a little pale. Come on. Love it. Love

00:23:18.559 --> 00:23:23.410
it. You did good. You did good. I told her, I

00:23:23.410 --> 00:23:26.269
said, you give me the content. That's good. I

00:23:26.269 --> 00:23:29.970
read it on the air. But back to the DMs. Yeah,

00:23:29.970 --> 00:23:31.990
we read these things on air. Hopefully you guys

00:23:31.990 --> 00:23:34.690
like them. And I'm going to start out with mine.

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I got four of them for you today. At the Doobie

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Brother. Peace, my brothers. WTF is up with Indiana.

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Alcohol, over -the -counter drugs, prescription

00:23:47.029 --> 00:23:49.730
drugs mess people up way more than a joint. Just

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sayin'. My man's got a point. Right. Let him

00:23:53.869 --> 00:23:56.130
cook. Let him cook. He's preachin' right now.

00:23:56.869 --> 00:23:59.769
We gotta stop these people smokin' J's, man.

00:24:00.150 --> 00:24:03.829
They're gonna drive careful and slow. Yeah. God

00:24:03.829 --> 00:24:05.890
forbid. God forbid they end up at the supermarket.

00:24:06.029 --> 00:24:10.930
They might buy Cheetos. Yeah, really. Look, the

00:24:10.930 --> 00:24:14.529
stoners, they're gonna drive the economy, especially

00:24:14.529 --> 00:24:17.390
at the grocery store. Oh yeah. Without a doubt.

00:24:17.430 --> 00:24:21.009
Snacky foods? Yep. your local Taco Bell or White

00:24:21.009 --> 00:24:23.690
Castle, they are gonna hit it hard. If weed's

00:24:23.690 --> 00:24:25.589
legalized federally, which of course it won't

00:24:25.589 --> 00:24:29.349
be, but yeah, invest in Taco Bell if that happens.

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Yes, 100%, without a doubt. At, Aidan will like

00:24:34.289 --> 00:24:39.720
this very much, at. Franklin Scaramanga FC. My

00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:44.799
man. Hello, I am president of the Franklin Scaramanga

00:24:44.799 --> 00:24:47.819
fan club. Oh, of course. We would love you guys

00:24:47.819 --> 00:24:50.220
to come speak at our monthly meeting if you're

00:24:50.220 --> 00:24:53.920
ever in South Carolina. God, he knows us so well.

00:24:54.220 --> 00:24:57.180
We're huge Scaramanga fans. Yes. He invented

00:24:57.180 --> 00:24:59.759
the horse. He invented the horse. Yeah. He did.

00:24:59.880 --> 00:25:02.700
It was a great invention. What a guy I mean,

00:25:03.019 --> 00:25:06.119
we're never in South Carolina, but then if you

00:25:06.119 --> 00:25:09.099
you know, you could zoom call us in Easily, you

00:25:09.099 --> 00:25:11.680
know do like they did during kovat and just have

00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:15.660
like little iPads with fans faces on them The

00:25:15.660 --> 00:25:18.339
two fans in your meeting. Yes, we would do that.

00:25:18.359 --> 00:25:21.000
Yeah, that would be outstanding Franklin scaramanga.

00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:23.829
What an absolute legend He is a legend. He's

00:25:23.829 --> 00:25:26.609
definitely a legend. And the more GeoGuessr that

00:25:26.609 --> 00:25:29.329
we play, we are going to encounter many, many

00:25:29.329 --> 00:25:32.529
more legends like Franklin Scaramaggo, for sure.

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His stepfather, Dave Franks. Dave Franks. Yeah.

00:25:36.730 --> 00:25:40.309
Made standing popular. Yes. Invented the two

00:25:40.309 --> 00:25:43.029
-piece suit. He did. He invented the two -piece

00:25:43.029 --> 00:25:45.150
suit. He made standing popular. People used to

00:25:45.150 --> 00:25:47.329
just sit, kneel, all these. He's like, check

00:25:47.329 --> 00:25:49.670
this out. Yeah, watch this. Watch this. And they're

00:25:49.670 --> 00:25:52.400
like, whoa, what are you doing? I'm standing.

00:25:53.599 --> 00:25:56.359
So yeah, you gotta check that out. Check our

00:25:56.359 --> 00:26:00.819
content out over on AK219. The next one I got

00:26:00.819 --> 00:26:04.160
at Kwan McGillicutty. Oh my god, he checked in?

00:26:04.759 --> 00:26:07.700
He checked in. Kwan says, get your eyes off my

00:26:07.700 --> 00:26:11.299
bell, bitch. Yo. Come on. I would never dare.

00:26:11.740 --> 00:26:13.980
No, I would never dare. I wouldn't I know your

00:26:13.980 --> 00:26:16.259
power. I've seen it No, he guards it with Zen

00:26:16.259 --> 00:26:19.559
like patience, man, but I do have a feeling that

00:26:19.559 --> 00:26:22.980
when he needs to turn it up a notch Yeah, I think

00:26:22.980 --> 00:26:26.039
he does his essence is legendary. Indeed. It

00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:30.579
is a standing. Yeah. Oh no doubt Last certainly

00:26:30.579 --> 00:26:36.000
not least stoner Stanley 420 Momo and Alan are

00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:40.450
the happy people of the times Hey, did you hear

00:26:40.450 --> 00:26:50.990
what happened? I did. Have a day. Stan. Oh, man.

00:26:51.569 --> 00:26:54.589
I didn't hear what happened. It would have been

00:26:54.589 --> 00:26:58.009
cool if you would have elaborated slightly. Maybe

00:26:58.009 --> 00:27:00.390
he told us. We'll find out next week, I'm sure,

00:27:00.690 --> 00:27:03.230
what happened. Yeah, and instead he's bragging

00:27:03.230 --> 00:27:07.380
like I know. Yeah. Oh, he's being coy. I think

00:27:07.380 --> 00:27:09.559
so. He's being a little stinker about it. I think

00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:12.380
that's fair. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, we would

00:27:12.380 --> 00:27:14.299
have been the happy people of the times, but

00:27:14.299 --> 00:27:17.019
then you had to be coy about it. You had to be

00:27:17.019 --> 00:27:19.880
a little sass. You really did. You really did.

00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:23.559
So, what do you got, Aidan? Got a couple DMs

00:27:23.559 --> 00:27:28.200
here. Okay. One from Landparasite, asking, hey,

00:27:28.339 --> 00:27:31.299
bucko, I've got one apartment left. It's 400

00:27:31.299 --> 00:27:35.220
square feet. 25 stories up and there's no elevator.

00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:38.539
50 bucks a month rent. Do you want it? How many

00:27:38.539 --> 00:27:42.339
floors? 25. No elevator. No elevator. 50 bucks.

00:27:44.420 --> 00:27:51.400
50 bucks. Now, that's an opportunity to save

00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:54.920
money on rent every month because, you know,

00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:58.059
you average two bedrooms like $1 ,500 these days.

00:27:58.380 --> 00:28:01.980
2 ,000 to 3 ,000 if you're in a city. So 50 bones

00:28:01.980 --> 00:28:06.140
a month is pretty nice, but round trip 50 stories,

00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:09.519
you would not want to leave your apartment twice

00:28:09.519 --> 00:28:13.660
in one day. No. For any reason. No. That's tough.

00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:20.319
Especially if it comes to like groceries, other

00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:22.940
things. Where you would have to schedule your

00:28:22.940 --> 00:28:27.670
whole day just going out once. Which is crazy.

00:28:27.809 --> 00:28:31.349
Which is crazy. Crazy. I mean, the amount of

00:28:31.349 --> 00:28:35.750
money you'd save every month. Yeah. Probably

00:28:35.750 --> 00:28:39.170
save a thousand a month, 12 ,000 a year. Yeah.

00:28:39.730 --> 00:28:44.349
But climbing 25 stories, that's gonna take you

00:28:44.349 --> 00:28:49.369
an hour? Maybe 45 minutes? Yeah, I actually don't

00:28:49.369 --> 00:28:51.670
know. Because how long does a flight of stairs

00:28:51.670 --> 00:28:54.049
go, but then you run into fatigue after a while?

00:28:54.730 --> 00:28:57.299
Right. you get about five six floors up and you'll

00:28:57.299 --> 00:28:59.720
need to rest for a minute right another five

00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:03.220
or six rests then maybe another three rest yeah

00:29:03.220 --> 00:29:05.519
you know that that becomes tough and then what

00:29:05.519 --> 00:29:07.420
happens what happens if you sprain your ankle

00:29:07.420 --> 00:29:11.940
god forbid and now you got to go home right jesus

00:29:11.940 --> 00:29:15.240
i i would have to say no yeah i think i also

00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:18.650
would pass that's That place could be the swank

00:29:18.650 --> 00:29:20.490
pad of the universe, but I'd just like climb

00:29:20.490 --> 00:29:23.430
in 25 stories, it's the easiest. Like the amount

00:29:23.430 --> 00:29:26.730
of money you'd spend on extra food and like,

00:29:26.730 --> 00:29:29.250
I don't know, muscle relaxers or painkillers,

00:29:29.609 --> 00:29:31.289
because you'd be burning all those calories,

00:29:31.930 --> 00:29:33.630
and then your legs would feel like jello every

00:29:33.630 --> 00:29:36.430
day. Yeah, oh for sure. Could you imagine you

00:29:36.430 --> 00:29:39.150
get home from work, and you climb 25 stories,

00:29:39.670 --> 00:29:41.769
right? Imagine the times you get home and you

00:29:41.769 --> 00:29:45.390
have to pee. Oh, you'd be hustling. Dude, I'd

00:29:45.390 --> 00:29:47.130
be peeing in the stairwell. I'd be like, sorry.

00:29:47.230 --> 00:29:51.769
Yup. I'm on floor 10. Yeah. My bladder was like,

00:29:52.950 --> 00:29:56.170
now. Yeah. Boy, oh boy, yeah, that would be bad.

00:29:56.470 --> 00:29:58.390
Can you imagine climbing 25 stories, getting

00:29:58.390 --> 00:30:01.049
in, dropping off your bag from work, and all

00:30:01.049 --> 00:30:04.430
of a sudden, yes, oh yeah, it's the lobby. Jimmy

00:30:04.430 --> 00:30:09.630
John's is down here. Oh, or you forget your phone

00:30:09.630 --> 00:30:14.519
in the car. Oh, gosh. That's the worst. Holy.

00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:17.220
Yeah, I think I'd pass also. I would. That's

00:30:17.220 --> 00:30:19.039
just too much of an asshole. Too problematic.

00:30:19.180 --> 00:30:21.200
Yeah. You make it 10 stories, now we're talking.

00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:24.539
For sure. 25 is... Nope. Yeah, that's kind of

00:30:24.539 --> 00:30:26.660
crazy. That's an adventure I don't want. Right.

00:30:26.740 --> 00:30:29.819
Because the fatigue is, it accelerates as you

00:30:29.819 --> 00:30:34.019
get more stories in. Yeah. You know. Unbelievable.

00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:38.680
The next DM I got, Crippy Grove. Crip. What is

00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:41.880
a grown -up problem no one prepared you for?

00:30:42.740 --> 00:30:45.579
Oh Grown -up problem. Nobody prepared you for

00:30:45.579 --> 00:30:47.279
that's interesting. It's a thought -provoking

00:30:47.279 --> 00:30:51.960
question. I would say the the constant financial

00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:55.460
stress Mm -hmm. I would say like like I kind

00:30:55.460 --> 00:30:58.299
of knew Because I've been working since I was

00:30:58.299 --> 00:31:02.359
about 15. Yeah, so I kind of expected like, you

00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:05.500
know once once I get around to paying rent regularly

00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:08.549
or mortgage regularly add bills on top of that

00:31:08.549 --> 00:31:11.109
like I understand I'm not I'm not flush with

00:31:11.109 --> 00:31:13.390
cash like I was after my first paycheck when

00:31:13.390 --> 00:31:18.269
I was 15 but yeah no just just the quantity of

00:31:18.269 --> 00:31:22.410
like like mentally knowing I'm working 2 ,000

00:31:22.410 --> 00:31:26.509
hours a year and then like my bank account is

00:31:26.509 --> 00:31:28.670
just disagreeing it's like really have you been

00:31:28.670 --> 00:31:32.029
yeah I don't see it in here it's like oh cool

00:31:32.029 --> 00:31:37.019
thanks so that that kind of blows that's something

00:31:37.019 --> 00:31:39.440
you don't really expect until you're in it. Oh,

00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:43.940
for sure. Another problem I didn't expect is

00:31:43.940 --> 00:31:48.019
how nervous I would be to mow the lawn too early

00:31:48.019 --> 00:31:50.859
in the morning, especially on the weekend. Yes.

00:31:50.859 --> 00:31:54.400
Because I'm an early riser, right? So I'll be

00:31:54.400 --> 00:31:58.660
up at 6 or 7 a .m. on Saturdays, and then I'm

00:31:58.660 --> 00:32:00.500
like, I should go out and mow the lawn, but I'm

00:32:00.500 --> 00:32:02.519
like... Oh shit, what are the neighbors going

00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:04.980
to think? Am I going to wake them up? Is it too

00:32:04.980 --> 00:32:07.220
early? How early is too early? I don't know.

00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:10.299
It's like this internal debate and usually no

00:32:10.299 --> 00:32:14.119
one cares. Nah. That's true. That's something

00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:17.619
I dealt with when I was younger because it would

00:32:17.619 --> 00:32:21.140
be the weekend and your papa would be like, okay,

00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:23.480
make sure you get out and mow the lawn early

00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:27.039
and this and that. It's like 7 .30 in the morning.

00:32:27.150 --> 00:32:30.109
I'm not even up yet. It's like 7 30 in the morning

00:32:30.109 --> 00:32:35.829
and I hear And I'm like, ah, did he start the

00:32:35.829 --> 00:32:38.710
lawnmower and I'd go outside to be like, what

00:32:38.710 --> 00:32:43.150
are you doing? Hey told you I wanted this I'm

00:32:43.150 --> 00:32:47.390
like the grass isn't gonna go anywhere I'm like

00:32:47.390 --> 00:32:49.769
it'll get cut right? Why does this have to be

00:32:49.769 --> 00:32:53.380
done right now? Oh, man. And then I'm the asshole

00:32:53.380 --> 00:32:55.160
out there cutting the grass, and then my neighbors

00:32:55.160 --> 00:32:56.619
are like, oh, do you have to be out here so early?

00:32:56.619 --> 00:32:58.599
I'm like, why don't you talk to the boss? Right.

00:32:58.859 --> 00:33:00.480
Talk to the boss, because I don't want to be

00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:05.519
out here. Yeah. Yeah, just crazy. Oh, man. Absolutely

00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:09.640
crazy. But yeah, I think for me, I think one

00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:13.519
of the things that I didn't count on is how difficult

00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:19.000
it is, as a single middle -aged adult, to make

00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:26.180
friends and And try to Date or get in relationships

00:33:26.180 --> 00:33:29.359
or any stuff like that. It is like so much harder

00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:32.660
Yeah, it's incredibly difficult just because

00:33:32.660 --> 00:33:35.799
there's so many other Complex issues. It just

00:33:35.799 --> 00:33:38.380
did not exist when you were young sure because

00:33:38.380 --> 00:33:40.680
like look, we're all young. We're all broke We

00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:44.259
go out we drink we hump you know, rinse, recycle,

00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:47.440
reuse, whatever. I mean, it's every day just

00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:50.640
kinda like that. But now it's just like, everybody's

00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:53.339
got a story and everybody's got history and luggage

00:33:53.339 --> 00:33:55.400
and skeletons in the closet and all that shit.

00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:59.140
And it's like, can we just hang out? Right. Can

00:33:59.140 --> 00:34:01.359
we just hang out and let's see what happens?

00:34:02.539 --> 00:34:05.200
Why do we, we don't have to deal with any of

00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:07.460
this shit. Yeah. Let's just hang out. Do we like

00:34:07.460 --> 00:34:10.440
each other? Yeah, cool. That's it. Let's just

00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:13.050
live in that moment. Yeah. But for whatever reason,

00:34:13.130 --> 00:34:15.849
it's just that much more difficult. That's unfortunate.

00:34:16.230 --> 00:34:18.710
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Damn. Yeah, don't be middle -aged

00:34:18.710 --> 00:34:21.929
and single. It's not fun. It's not an ideal situation.

00:34:22.369 --> 00:34:26.710
Yeah, really. Yeah, 100%. The last DM I received

00:34:26.710 --> 00:34:31.090
from Evil Genie, checking in again, asking, I

00:34:31.090 --> 00:34:35.349
offer you $100 ,000, but you must endure the

00:34:35.349 --> 00:34:39.070
symptoms of the flu for six months straight.

00:34:39.389 --> 00:34:42.610
You can't die from them. and there's no pill

00:34:42.610 --> 00:34:46.469
to feel better. Do you accept? How much? $100

00:34:46.469 --> 00:34:49.349
,000? $100 ,000. I take it. Most days I feel

00:34:49.349 --> 00:34:52.670
like ass anyway. Yeah. And if we're just talking

00:34:52.670 --> 00:34:56.030
what, stuffy nose, maybe a little feverish once

00:34:56.030 --> 00:35:01.210
in a while, achy. Yeah. Got a lot of that. So...

00:35:01.210 --> 00:35:04.050
It just depends too because... If it's the stomach

00:35:04.050 --> 00:35:06.289
virus, if it's a stomach flu... That's the problem.

00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:09.539
I would probably say no, but if it's like the

00:35:09.539 --> 00:35:12.420
one that's more like a head cold, sinuses will

00:35:12.420 --> 00:35:17.119
full, you get the chills, you're eating a lot

00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:20.340
of soup and drinking Sprite, I'll deal with that

00:35:20.340 --> 00:35:23.820
one. I would agree completely, because I'm kind

00:35:23.820 --> 00:35:25.900
of in the same boat. Usually colds don't affect

00:35:25.900 --> 00:35:28.579
me that bad, unless it pertains to the stomach.

00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:32.079
That is just debilitating to me. Oh it is. My

00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:34.679
stomach is upset, count me out. count me out

00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:37.960
till it feels better I'm doing nothing yeah so

00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:39.960
yeah I'm in the same boat depends which strain

00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:42.159
of the flu we're talking about if it's in the

00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:44.960
stomach keep your money nah I don't want it I

00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:48.039
don't want it at all me either yeah that's no

00:35:48.039 --> 00:35:51.869
bueno mm -hmm Well, that was good. That concludes

00:35:51.869 --> 00:35:55.929
our Carpe Diem. Feel free to reach out to us.

00:35:56.010 --> 00:35:59.829
Send us your DMs. The Mark Mo Show has a Facebook

00:35:59.829 --> 00:36:03.889
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00:36:03.889 --> 00:36:06.090
can reach out to AK219. You can reach out to

00:36:06.090 --> 00:36:08.750
Aidan Spell the right way. Mark, Maloney, Aidan,

00:36:08.750 --> 00:36:10.789
Maloney, we're all over the social. So just kind

00:36:10.789 --> 00:36:13.710
of reach out to us. If you want to throw a DM

00:36:13.710 --> 00:36:17.599
at us, that'd be great. We have another segment

00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:21.780
that we do here called the other foods So you're

00:36:21.780 --> 00:36:23.400
not gonna find a burger. You're not gonna find

00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:26.420
a hot dog Spaghetti you're not gonna find that

00:36:26.420 --> 00:36:29.599
here. What you're gonna find is the shit you

00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:32.420
look at and be like, oh my god What the hell

00:36:32.420 --> 00:36:36.599
is that right or holy shit? What is that odor?

00:36:37.380 --> 00:36:41.400
Yeah, and That's what this is all about Aidan

00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:43.300
finds that food that would make a billy goat

00:36:43.300 --> 00:36:45.559
puke Aidan. What do you have this week? This

00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:49.840
week I was inspired. We mentioned this food last

00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:52.900
week. Just in passing, we mentioned this food.

00:36:53.539 --> 00:36:56.119
And I realized we talked about that on radio.

00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:59.179
It hasn't yet been mentioned on the podcast.

00:36:59.980 --> 00:37:02.920
So I thought... Uh oh, I think maybe I know.

00:37:03.000 --> 00:37:06.280
It's best if the podcast folks know too. I think

00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:09.639
they should. A little tasty street food for you.

00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:14.119
It's called balut. Oh, no. This little thing

00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:18.059
called balut. It is a fertilized, developing

00:37:18.059 --> 00:37:21.679
egg embryo that is boiled or steamed and eaten

00:37:21.679 --> 00:37:24.900
from the shell. It's commonly sold as street

00:37:24.900 --> 00:37:27.179
food, often eaten with salt and vinegar, most

00:37:27.179 --> 00:37:30.639
notably in the Philippines, Cambodia, and Vietnam.

00:37:31.659 --> 00:37:35.400
Balut, the fertilized bird egg, usually a duck,

00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:39.099
it's incubated for two to three weeks. So there's

00:37:39.099 --> 00:37:43.099
a little a little baby duck growing in the shell.

00:37:44.260 --> 00:37:46.599
The contents are then, after they're steamed

00:37:46.599 --> 00:37:49.380
or boiled, the contents are eaten directly from

00:37:49.380 --> 00:37:52.800
the shell. Balloot that is incubated for longer

00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:55.659
periods, of course, have a well -developed embryo

00:37:55.659 --> 00:37:58.800
that the features of the duckling themselves

00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:03.500
are recognizable after you boil it. Nope. Partially

00:38:03.500 --> 00:38:06.619
developed embryo bones are soft enough to chew

00:38:06.619 --> 00:38:11.780
and swallow as a whole. Oh, God. The mallard

00:38:11.780 --> 00:38:15.639
duck, also known as the Pateros duck, is often

00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:19.380
used to make this balut. Quote, it is a renowned

00:38:19.380 --> 00:38:22.579
dish due to its different developmental stages.

00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:25.440
Some people prefer when the duck embryo is still

00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:28.199
largely liquid, while others prefer when it is

00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.840
more mature and has a chewier texture. Yeah.

00:38:33.699 --> 00:38:39.969
Quote, it is an acquired taste. Yeah, boy, that's

00:38:39.969 --> 00:38:44.010
that's that's awfully nice foul foul I would

00:38:44.010 --> 00:38:47.170
call it. Yeah, I'm sure Definitely wanted to

00:38:47.170 --> 00:38:49.929
bring that one up because I know damn well we

00:38:49.929 --> 00:38:51.750
mentioned it in passing and I was like, oh my

00:38:51.750 --> 00:38:53.630
gosh We haven't actually talked about it on the

00:38:53.630 --> 00:38:57.550
podcast So yeah, but loot if any brave souls

00:38:57.550 --> 00:39:00.369
out there you lovely listeners want to look it

00:39:00.369 --> 00:39:03.909
up. There are several dozen Disturbing images

00:39:03.909 --> 00:39:07.599
of this street food. You can look at Yeah, I'm

00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.880
curious. I I went down that rabbit hole as you

00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:13.360
were talking about Balloot I'm like, I think

00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:15.380
I remember what that was and then I went and

00:39:15.380 --> 00:39:17.800
I looked at the photos and I'm like, oh my god

00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:21.079
I definitely remember this. Yeah, wish I didn't.

00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:23.739
Yeah. I wish I did not I wish I could unsee it

00:39:23.739 --> 00:39:27.559
again, right? Just not great. Not great at all.

00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:33.019
God bless Balloot. God bless Balloot Now before

00:39:33.019 --> 00:39:36.480
we take our next break It is time for the Fry

00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:41.760
Guy Fry review here on the Mark Mo Show. And

00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:45.099
a little controversial one this week. And that

00:39:45.099 --> 00:39:50.260
is Chick -fil -A. Ooh, the waffle cut. The waffle

00:39:50.260 --> 00:39:54.159
cut fry. And I like me a waffle cut fry. And

00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:58.360
so I went and I ordered the fries and I took

00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:01.139
them out of the bag. And damn it if they weren't

00:40:01.139 --> 00:40:03.719
perfect. They were just amazing. They were hot.

00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:07.300
They were well salted, and I thought, wow, these

00:40:07.300 --> 00:40:10.000
are great. And for whatever reason, they stayed

00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:13.300
very warm through the duration. Like, they never

00:40:13.300 --> 00:40:17.500
got cold. And I enjoyed that entire bag. I thought

00:40:17.500 --> 00:40:20.400
it was great. That's fantastic. I wonder how

00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:23.000
much engineering actually goes into the fry cup

00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:26.659
itself to attempt to save the warmth of the fry.

00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:31.780
Yeah. I'm not sure if it's part packaging or

00:40:31.780 --> 00:40:35.119
what. what it is, but those fries stayed warm.

00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:38.679
Yeah. And I was very, very, very impressed with

00:40:38.679 --> 00:40:44.760
that. Now, I would give Chick -fil -A about an

00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:50.139
8 -8. Oh, okay. However, I'm giving them a .5

00:40:50.139 --> 00:40:55.559
deduction. Oh, a penalty. A .5 deduction for

00:40:55.559 --> 00:40:58.679
hating gay people. So. Just stop doing that,

00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:00.340
Chick -fil -A. Just stop doing it. It's stupid.

00:41:00.460 --> 00:41:04.750
Grow up. because normally you guys have pretty

00:41:04.750 --> 00:41:08.090
good food and I don't eat there as much as I'd

00:41:08.090 --> 00:41:13.250
probably like to because some of your views are

00:41:13.250 --> 00:41:17.469
just incredibly outdated. Right. It's like welcome

00:41:17.469 --> 00:41:21.289
to 2025. It's not me, it's you. Uh huh. Yeah.

00:41:21.690 --> 00:41:24.030
So it would have been an 8 .8 but you get a 0

00:41:24.030 --> 00:41:28.309
.5 deduction for being idiots. But still a solid

00:41:28.309 --> 00:41:31.440
8 .3. A solid 8 .3. I can't fault the fry. The

00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:33.619
fry is the fry. It's a good fry. That's true.

00:41:34.039 --> 00:41:37.219
Is that the first waffle fry? That's the first

00:41:37.219 --> 00:41:39.960
waffle fry. On the fry guy fry reveal. Yeah.

00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:42.639
There will be more. There will definitely be

00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:44.380
more because I know some other good places that

00:41:44.380 --> 00:41:47.079
have waffle fries. You know a guy. I know a guy.

00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:50.820
Who knows a guy. Who knows a fry guy. That's

00:41:50.820 --> 00:41:52.800
this dude right here. Nice. All right. We're

00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.119
going to take a quick break and we come back.

00:41:55.519 --> 00:41:57.760
Time for our feature segment. You just made the

00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:13.320
list on the Mark Mo Show. All right, we're back

00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:16.280
everybody and It is time for you just made the

00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:18.980
lists our top ten list ten through two with our

00:42:18.980 --> 00:42:22.559
number one reveal And our long long long list

00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:26.639
of rules. Oh wait, hang on Now do we have a correction?

00:42:26.860 --> 00:42:29.179
I'm I'm getting a buzz in my ear. Yeah. Yeah,

00:42:29.179 --> 00:42:32.679
we're actually hearing from our producers I'm

00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:35.420
sorry. That's that's just one Just one rule.

00:42:36.579 --> 00:42:40.280
We're being told, no rules. No rules. We're being

00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:43.559
told there's no rules. They say there's no rules.

00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:46.400
They say there's no rules. Other than the ones

00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:49.420
we make up on the fly, but that's fine. At any

00:42:49.420 --> 00:42:55.659
discretion. Exactly. So tonight's top 10 list,

00:42:56.460 --> 00:43:01.260
worst team names all sports. So that covers a

00:43:01.260 --> 00:43:04.400
lot of territory, professional, college, whatever

00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:07.500
you want to do. And Aiden, I'm going to let you

00:43:07.500 --> 00:43:10.019
go first. All right. I've got some real winners

00:43:10.019 --> 00:43:13.119
here. Uh -oh. I'll run my 10 through 2, save

00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:17.119
the big number one reveal. Number 10, the Wichita

00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:21.340
State Shockers. Yeah. Yeah, that's... The old

00:43:21.340 --> 00:43:24.199
Shocker. Shocker, I hardly know her. It's so

00:43:24.199 --> 00:43:26.820
shocking. When they take the field, does everybody

00:43:26.820 --> 00:43:31.760
just go, oh! They all get jump scared. Exactly.

00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:37.019
Like Wichita State, do we like electricity that

00:43:37.019 --> 00:43:42.320
much? Or the Shocker? The Shocker. The Shocker.

00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:46.539
Everyone's not favorite superhero? Right. Number

00:43:46.539 --> 00:43:51.559
nine, the Los Angeles Angels, which... You can

00:43:51.559 --> 00:43:54.079
translate it either way. In English it means

00:43:54.079 --> 00:43:57.739
the the angels angels. Yes. And in Spanish it

00:43:57.739 --> 00:44:01.500
means Los Los Angeles Angeles. Which is really

00:44:01.500 --> 00:44:05.300
fucking dumb. It's ridiculous. It would be like

00:44:05.300 --> 00:44:08.679
the Chicago Chicago's. The Chicago Chicago's.

00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:12.000
Okay cool. Awesome. It's dumb. It's dumb. It's

00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:17.179
dumb. Fuck you LA. Number eight. The evergreen

00:44:17.179 --> 00:44:23.380
state geoducks. The Geoducks mascot is awesome.

00:44:23.900 --> 00:44:25.920
Is it? Okay, so we have to look that up. Awesome,

00:44:26.119 --> 00:44:28.400
yes, of course. Lovely listeners, I know you're

00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:30.320
good at multitasking. You can feel free to look

00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:32.420
up these mascots if you want. Some of these are

00:44:32.420 --> 00:44:35.199
fantastic. Oh my god. Yeah, the Geoducks are

00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:38.280
great. Number seven, the Presbyterian Blue Hose.

00:44:40.980 --> 00:44:45.099
The Blue Hose. The Blue Hose. And that's H -O

00:44:45.099 --> 00:44:50.670
-S -E. Not H -O -E -S. Oh, see, I was thinking

00:44:50.670 --> 00:44:53.289
like they come out and their cheerleaders are

00:44:53.289 --> 00:44:55.610
all like they look like Smurfette. Yeah, Smurfette

00:44:55.610 --> 00:44:57.570
got a little freaky with it. Yeah, got a bunch

00:44:57.570 --> 00:44:59.909
of blue hoes out there. Yeah, no, blue hoes as

00:44:59.909 --> 00:45:02.130
in like the blue socks, but they couldn't just

00:45:02.130 --> 00:45:04.190
say blue socks for some reason. Yeah, I wonder

00:45:04.190 --> 00:45:10.679
if those blue hoes play horror games. Watch the

00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:14.699
Blue Hose play horror games. Oh, cool. Oh, cool.

00:45:15.139 --> 00:45:18.920
Number six, Williams College, Purple Cows. The

00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:21.500
Purple Cows. The Purple Cows. Now, I put this

00:45:21.500 --> 00:45:24.900
one pretty high on the list for the express reason

00:45:24.900 --> 00:45:28.519
that we always say. Yes, thank you. We always

00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:30.940
say, if you're having trouble finding a team

00:45:30.940 --> 00:45:34.000
name, pick a color, pick an animal. They did

00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:37.079
that, which, hey, props to you. But it's just

00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:39.860
that's too far. It's too far. It's got to be

00:45:39.860 --> 00:45:42.780
like the brown bears. That makes sense. Brown

00:45:42.780 --> 00:45:46.599
bears, golden eagles. Yeah. Red birds. Red hawks.

00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:50.420
Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Purple cows. That's

00:45:50.420 --> 00:45:53.880
the purple cows. Yeah. Purple cows sounds like

00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.699
a dairy product. It's funny you mention that

00:45:56.699 --> 00:45:58.440
because I was just going to say when I was a

00:45:58.440 --> 00:46:00.539
kid growing up on the southwest side of Chicago,

00:46:01.320 --> 00:46:03.639
we had this ice cream shop and it was called

00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:07.019
the purple cow. No kidding. Ice cream shop. That's

00:46:07.019 --> 00:46:09.099
crazy. Yeah, and on the roof was a humongous

00:46:09.099 --> 00:46:11.400
purple guy. That's pretty charming, actually.

00:46:11.460 --> 00:46:13.159
I kind of like that. It's kind of charming. Yeah.

00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:18.179
Yeah. Number five, the Cleveland Guardians. Now,

00:46:18.179 --> 00:46:20.980
I know there's a lot of people out there that

00:46:20.980 --> 00:46:23.360
are, like, expecting me to go on some tirade,

00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:26.559
like, oh, bring back the Indians. No. OK, I understand

00:46:26.559 --> 00:46:29.920
how using Native American stereotypes and imagery

00:46:29.920 --> 00:46:34.389
is problematic. But what are you guarding? You're

00:46:34.389 --> 00:46:37.250
Cleveland. Yeah, no one wants to take anything

00:46:37.250 --> 00:46:40.389
from you. Let alone go there. No, you got we're

00:46:40.389 --> 00:46:43.730
guarding Cleveland Okay, have fun your your river

00:46:43.730 --> 00:46:47.630
caught fire, right? It's water and it caught

00:46:47.630 --> 00:46:52.750
fire That's F dot man. Come on. We're the Cleveland

00:46:52.750 --> 00:46:56.269
Guardians. Oh, what are you guarding? Flaming

00:46:56.269 --> 00:46:59.769
water. Yeah, right one of a kind all of our quarterbacks.

00:46:59.989 --> 00:47:04.889
Yeah, right Guardians is stupid. You're Cleveland.

00:47:04.949 --> 00:47:07.289
No one wants to steal anything from you. Number

00:47:07.289 --> 00:47:12.329
four, the Delta State fighting okra. Wow. Because

00:47:12.329 --> 00:47:14.610
when you think tough, you're thinking vegetables.

00:47:15.449 --> 00:47:19.010
Absolutely. I mean, I'm a fan of vegetables.

00:47:19.309 --> 00:47:25.289
I enjoy arugula and spinach and cucumbers. Okra?

00:47:25.489 --> 00:47:28.119
Fighting okra? Is that supposed to invoke? Who's

00:47:28.119 --> 00:47:30.860
their rivalry, like the southwestern state broccoli?

00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:35.179
Yeah, right. Or the sprouts. Cool. Man, if we

00:47:35.179 --> 00:47:36.820
could just find a way to get past the broccoli,

00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:41.800
we are ready to take on the carrot. We'll see

00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:45.400
the pumpkins in the state finals. Oh, no. Okay,

00:47:45.500 --> 00:47:51.059
number three, the Akron rubber ducks. The rubber

00:47:51.059 --> 00:47:53.460
ducks. Leave it to Ohio to have multiple on this

00:47:53.460 --> 00:47:58.400
list. The Akron rubber ducks. yeah it's like

00:47:58.400 --> 00:48:02.139
her he would like oh I'm so scared so scared

00:48:02.139 --> 00:48:04.280
here come the rubber ducks oh no I mean is that

00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:07.820
makes me want to take a bath is that the play

00:48:07.820 --> 00:48:11.019
like you pick a name so outlandishly stupid and

00:48:11.019 --> 00:48:13.940
unthreatening yeah that the team the opposing

00:48:13.940 --> 00:48:17.179
team just thinks you'll be a like easy breezy

00:48:17.179 --> 00:48:20.480
yeah and then you trick them is that the play

00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:22.969
that might be the play I don't know All I know

00:48:22.969 --> 00:48:26.610
is number two on my list being the El Paso Chihuahua's.

00:48:28.090 --> 00:48:31.409
Because if you wanted the most annoying rat -like

00:48:31.409 --> 00:48:38.949
mascot and logo, you got it in El Paso. You definitely

00:48:38.949 --> 00:48:41.409
have it. Can you imagine like on the big scoreboard,

00:48:41.530 --> 00:48:46.480
be like, you see this little dog? Like some music

00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:49.420
like if it's steer, we're like, you know crossing

00:48:49.420 --> 00:48:51.539
the Rio Grande Right here. You just have this

00:48:51.539 --> 00:48:53.699
little chihuahua. Do you like runs up the camera

00:48:53.699 --> 00:48:58.079
goes yucky or Taco Bell? There was a good tacos.

00:48:58.079 --> 00:49:00.360
I mean, I don't understand how he's sponsored

00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:02.360
by Taco Bell, but it's sponsored by that. Well,

00:49:02.559 --> 00:49:05.980
that's about all I got for you Those are great.

00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:08.579
Those are great. You definitely understood the

00:49:08.579 --> 00:49:12.599
assignment. I'm gonna name mine Mine are pretty

00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:15.480
sterile, but they're all stupid, so it kind of

00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:19.099
works. Number 10, the Utah Jazz. I was thinking

00:49:19.099 --> 00:49:22.059
about putting that one on, too. There's nothing

00:49:22.059 --> 00:49:24.559
less jazzy than Utah. I'd be surprised if there

00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:30.179
is a jazz club in the state of Utah. Right. Just

00:49:30.179 --> 00:49:37.480
crazy. Number nine, the Buffalo Bills. So, it's

00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:40.280
like Bill, like a name. Right, like the bill

00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:43.840
of a cap. Right. Is it for Buffalo Bill Cody?

00:49:44.039 --> 00:49:46.099
It can't be because he had nothing to do with

00:49:46.099 --> 00:49:49.440
the city of Buffalo. So that can't be right.

00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:51.860
And you got a Buffalo on the side here, so why

00:49:51.860 --> 00:49:55.039
aren't you just called the Bison? Right. Or the

00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:57.599
Buffalo Buffalo. The Buffalo Buffaloes. Literally

00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:00.019
the only exception to the rule we just made.

00:50:00.019 --> 00:50:02.199
Correct. That would be allowed. Would be the

00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:05.059
Buffalo Buffaloes. That would be allowed. Number

00:50:05.059 --> 00:50:10.039
eight, the Charlotte Bobcats. Bobcats. Meow.

00:50:11.240 --> 00:50:14.539
I mean I was actually looking up a story and

00:50:14.539 --> 00:50:17.139
there were people commenting like yeah like they

00:50:17.139 --> 00:50:18.900
were just gonna be the cats or something but

00:50:18.900 --> 00:50:21.199
it's actually named after a dude named Bob like

00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:24.199
it's named after a guy named Robert oh no and

00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:27.659
they went with Bobcats it's a Bobcat yeah okay

00:50:27.659 --> 00:50:31.099
cool that's great number seven the Cleveland

00:50:31.099 --> 00:50:35.119
Browns thank God two Cleveland's had to put the

00:50:35.119 --> 00:50:37.760
Browns on there it's like look I know it's named

00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:41.079
after Paul Brown who then went and owned the

00:50:41.079 --> 00:50:42.860
Cincinnati Bengals. He was so impressed with

00:50:42.860 --> 00:50:45.380
the hilarious. You know, that's just funny in

00:50:45.380 --> 00:50:47.659
its own right. But then you're the Browns. So

00:50:47.659 --> 00:50:51.300
you're like, we're the Browns. We're the Browns.

00:50:51.460 --> 00:50:56.400
Orange helmet. Yeah. So got it. We got that going

00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:59.480
on. And what's the logo? Just the orange helmet,

00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:03.239
I guess. You just put the helmet on there. I

00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.530
don't know. Maybe that's not sexy enough. Let's

00:51:06.530 --> 00:51:08.969
dig in the trunk. Oh, look at that fucked up

00:51:08.969 --> 00:51:11.329
-looking elf. Yep, we're gonna put that on the

00:51:11.329 --> 00:51:14.769
50 -yard line. No idea. And then there's the

00:51:14.769 --> 00:51:16.650
dog pads. You got dogs, you got elves, you got

00:51:16.650 --> 00:51:18.710
an orange helmet for a team called the Browns.

00:51:19.050 --> 00:51:21.869
You're on the list. It's Cleveland. It's Cleveland.

00:51:22.929 --> 00:51:25.389
Number six, the Columbus. We're still in Ohio.

00:51:26.070 --> 00:51:31.210
The Columbus blue jackets. Oh, yeah. You know,

00:51:31.210 --> 00:51:34.989
when I think of the Civil War, I don't think

00:51:34.989 --> 00:51:39.510
a lot of Columbus, Ohio. No. It doesn't ring

00:51:39.510 --> 00:51:42.829
a bell, really. No, but they're the Blue Jackets.

00:51:43.250 --> 00:51:45.789
We're the Union. Call yourselves the Union. Yeah,

00:51:45.789 --> 00:51:50.110
good on ya. The Columbus Union. The Blue Jackets.

00:51:50.789 --> 00:51:54.150
That's great. Cool. That's awesome. So what,

00:51:54.150 --> 00:51:56.150
they all went to Kohl's and they got these blue

00:51:56.150 --> 00:51:59.630
blazers for like $89 .99? You got scammed on

00:51:59.630 --> 00:52:01.449
some cheap shit you could have gotten from T

00:52:01.449 --> 00:52:04.599
-Move. Exactly. If we'd only gone to Alibaba.

00:52:05.199 --> 00:52:08.539
Right. Okay, number five, the Minnesota wild.

00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:14.360
Oh yeah. So now we just pick a verb. Right. We're

00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:17.559
wild. Or is it the wild? It's like, it's the

00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:20.480
wild. Well, wild is wild. You're wild. Thanks.

00:52:21.699 --> 00:52:23.739
Yeah, because it's a verb or a noun. It's a verb

00:52:23.739 --> 00:52:28.250
or a noun. The wild. Yeah, we're the jumpers,

00:52:28.389 --> 00:52:32.230
man. We're the Minnesota stinky, bro. Yeah, man.

00:52:32.369 --> 00:52:37.190
Bring it. We're the Des Moines skippers. Just

00:52:37.190 --> 00:52:41.170
crazy. Des Moines skippers. I'd go watch a Des

00:52:41.170 --> 00:52:42.789
Moines skipper. Des Moines shower handle. Des

00:52:42.789 --> 00:52:46.349
Moines shower handle. I'd watch them, too. Oh,

00:52:46.349 --> 00:52:51.070
yeah. Number four, the Houston Texans. That's

00:52:51.070 --> 00:52:53.909
a good one, too. It kind of fits with the LA

00:52:53.909 --> 00:52:57.079
Angels argument. Yeah. We're the Chicago Illinoians.

00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:01.940
I mean, I guess Indiana Hoosiers is kind of meh.

00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:04.860
But I guess Hoosiers is already. It's a slang

00:53:04.860 --> 00:53:07.400
term really more than anything. That's just saying

00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.840
we're the Houston Texans. What are you in the

00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:14.099
phone book? Right. I mean, I don't. Houston,

00:53:14.539 --> 00:53:18.119
Texas. The Tallahassee Floridians. Yeah. You

00:53:18.119 --> 00:53:20.079
know, what if your quarterback actually grew

00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:25.239
up in Baton Rouge? Right. He's not a Texan. He's

00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:27.920
a poser. He's a poser. He's a poser. He might

00:53:27.920 --> 00:53:32.119
be Joe Burr. Number three, the Los Angeles Lakers.

00:53:32.539 --> 00:53:35.840
Oh yeah. You're Kareem Abdul -Jabbar. You play

00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:39.059
for the Los Angeles Lakers. No, I'm Roger Murdoch.

00:53:39.300 --> 00:53:44.059
I am your co -pilot. I don't even know officially

00:53:44.059 --> 00:53:47.820
if there is a lake. I think there's like two

00:53:47.820 --> 00:53:49.519
- There's a man -made lake. Yeah, there's like

00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:53.900
two small lakes in LA. There's reservoirs. Yeah.

00:53:54.139 --> 00:53:58.139
didn't they come from Minnesota? Yes, where they

00:53:58.139 --> 00:54:00.239
have lots of lakes. Yeah, the land of 10 ,000

00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:04.599
lakes. Yeah. The Los Angeles Lakeless? Lakeless,

00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:08.739
yeah. Yeah, that's a silly one. The next one,

00:54:08.840 --> 00:54:13.159
number two, the Chicago sky. Again, with a random

00:54:13.159 --> 00:54:18.760
noun. Just the sky. Everybody's got a sky. You're

00:54:18.760 --> 00:54:21.139
taking ownership of the sky. You can't do that.

00:54:21.260 --> 00:54:24.519
But the Chicago sky is so much cooler. Yeah.

00:54:25.059 --> 00:54:28.460
We're the Des Moines sky. We're taking ownership

00:54:28.460 --> 00:54:33.679
of the sky. Oh, man. I don't understand. I don't...

00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:38.519
We're the New York ocean. We're the ocean. We're

00:54:38.519 --> 00:54:43.409
the Des Moines cornfield. Children of the corn.

00:54:43.829 --> 00:54:45.570
Children of the corn. That's terrifying. Yeah,

00:54:45.909 --> 00:54:49.130
that's pretty scary. Now I need therapy. All

00:54:49.130 --> 00:54:52.090
right, we're now on to our number one. The number

00:54:52.090 --> 00:54:56.230
one reveal. Give it to me. The UC Santa Cruz

00:54:56.230 --> 00:54:59.590
banana slugs. The banana slugs, let's go. You

00:54:59.590 --> 00:55:02.849
know I had to do it to them. Oh, for sure. They're,

00:55:02.969 --> 00:55:07.110
it's just, it's stylish. Stylin', profilin'.

00:55:07.110 --> 00:55:10.059
It is the worst team name I've ever heard. thusly

00:55:10.059 --> 00:55:13.539
number one on my list. But it's just something

00:55:13.539 --> 00:55:16.920
about it's so creative, you know? It's inspiring

00:55:16.920 --> 00:55:19.199
in a way. Oh, most definitely. Yeah, I would

00:55:19.199 --> 00:55:21.579
agree. If you see Santa Cruz can be the banana

00:55:21.579 --> 00:55:26.500
slugs, you can be anything. Oh, no doubt. 100%.

00:55:26.500 --> 00:55:33.239
That is, man, I love that. Mine is a much larger

00:55:33.239 --> 00:55:37.000
team. Well, no, I'll take that back. They're

00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:39.079
not large in the sense of like a large city.

00:55:39.679 --> 00:55:41.940
Right. They're just a well -known team, and that

00:55:41.940 --> 00:55:46.519
is the Green Bay Packers. Ah, yes. So... Because

00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:49.800
why would you name your professional sports team

00:55:49.800 --> 00:55:53.480
anything besides a completely different profession?

00:55:54.400 --> 00:55:58.019
Right, exactly. We're the Packers. Wait, hold

00:55:58.019 --> 00:56:01.519
on. So we're playing football, right? Yep. But...

00:56:01.469 --> 00:56:05.050
Would you pack meat? You work for UPS? You're

00:56:05.050 --> 00:56:08.550
packing boxes? Well, no, it might work. What

00:56:08.550 --> 00:56:10.269
are the other teams in your division? Oh, the

00:56:10.269 --> 00:56:13.190
Lions? Well, that's terrifying. The Bears? Oh,

00:56:13.269 --> 00:56:16.670
they're very, they're not so nice. We got the

00:56:16.670 --> 00:56:22.710
Vikings. And the Packers. And the Packers. Well,

00:56:23.309 --> 00:56:25.690
if you don't let us score, we're gonna tape you

00:56:25.690 --> 00:56:29.500
up in a box. Ooh, terrifying. Well, you got me.

00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:32.179
You got me. And they're the cheeseheads. Are

00:56:32.179 --> 00:56:34.440
we assuming they're packing the cheese? I mean,

00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:36.639
I guess Wisconsin, you get the cheesehead. You

00:56:36.639 --> 00:56:39.099
get the cheesehead. I'm assuming they're packing

00:56:39.099 --> 00:56:41.860
fudge. Yeah. That's just me. Cheesehead sounds

00:56:41.860 --> 00:56:43.960
like a derogatory term, and I don't know why.

00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:46.860
I know. You know what? It should be a derogatory

00:56:46.860 --> 00:56:48.280
term. Should be. You got cheese on your head.

00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:50.320
For Green Bay fans. The hell are you doing? Yeah.

00:56:50.380 --> 00:56:51.760
Put it in your mouth. You look like a fucking

00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:53.480
idiot. You look like an asshole. Put it in your

00:56:53.480 --> 00:56:55.500
mouth. What are you putting it on your head for?

00:56:56.300 --> 00:57:00.739
Oh man, crazy. I support cheese. I support cheese.

00:57:01.719 --> 00:57:05.699
Said queso. Yeah, uh, no, that's just, that's

00:57:05.699 --> 00:57:08.409
stupid. That's just, that's a dumb name. And

00:57:08.409 --> 00:57:11.670
they should lose, always. Yeah. Anyway. It's

00:57:11.670 --> 00:57:15.230
a fun list. Yeah. Once again, if we missed any

00:57:15.230 --> 00:57:16.570
teams, you'd think there's something out there

00:57:16.570 --> 00:57:19.429
with a more ridiculous or crappy name. By all

00:57:19.429 --> 00:57:21.909
means, send it our way. We would love that very

00:57:21.909 --> 00:57:24.909
much. And out of time for review, preview, I

00:57:24.909 --> 00:57:27.969
review a movie, I preview a movie, and then I

00:57:27.969 --> 00:57:31.170
take a drink. That's what I do. And I'll be taking

00:57:31.170 --> 00:57:34.809
lots of drinks this weekend, for sure. The first

00:57:34.809 --> 00:57:40.409
review. Is Happy Gilmore, too? I'm thrilled to

00:57:40.409 --> 00:57:43.090
see Adam Sandler back on the screen after nearly

00:57:43.090 --> 00:57:45.570
three decades. Well, I mean, Happy Gilmore more

00:57:45.570 --> 00:57:48.239
than Adam Sandler. Yeah. You know, he's done

00:57:48.239 --> 00:57:50.219
things. He's been around. He's been around, but...

00:57:50.219 --> 00:57:53.519
Uncut Gems? Uncut Gems was legit. Yeah. For sure.

00:57:54.019 --> 00:57:56.860
Just go with it. It was a pretty fun movie. It

00:57:56.860 --> 00:57:58.980
felt nostalgic and happy, and I wish everyone

00:57:58.980 --> 00:58:01.360
who grew up with Sandler's earlier work felt

00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:03.559
the same way. While the movie wasn't as well

00:58:03.559 --> 00:58:06.500
constructed, I still think it's worth watching,

00:58:06.619 --> 00:58:09.659
especially for those who like to see Sandler

00:58:09.659 --> 00:58:13.019
on the screen. Many of Sandler's regulars make

00:58:13.019 --> 00:58:15.980
an appearance in the film, which is fun. And

00:58:15.980 --> 00:58:19.300
I gave... Happy Gilmore to seven and a half out

00:58:19.300 --> 00:58:21.639
of ten. It's solid. It is solid. It's pretty

00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:27.460
solid. You know, Samler and I, actors get these

00:58:27.460 --> 00:58:31.420
contracts through Apple or Netflix or whoever

00:58:31.420 --> 00:58:34.539
to make a certain amount of movies and so I just

00:58:34.539 --> 00:58:39.559
get a chunk. So it it's not always the most creative

00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:42.059
way to do business because, like, I'll see a

00:58:42.059 --> 00:58:43.460
Sandler movie, I'm like, oh, that kind of sucked,

00:58:43.579 --> 00:58:45.159
or there's that one about Halloween. I'm like,

00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:47.800
oh, that was terrible. You know, and you watch

00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:50.179
these movies, and it's just, it's not the same.

00:58:50.539 --> 00:58:51.940
You're like, all right, I haven't seen anything

00:58:51.940 --> 00:58:56.960
like Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore or anything

00:58:56.960 --> 00:59:00.400
like that. I just haven't seen it. Yeah, and

00:59:00.400 --> 00:59:05.019
it's always nerve -wracking, too, getting sequels.

00:59:05.519 --> 00:59:08.440
to to like these classics especially so late

00:59:08.440 --> 00:59:10.679
it's like god i hope they didn't just bomb the

00:59:10.679 --> 00:59:13.280
series oh yeah so it's it's good to hear they

00:59:13.280 --> 00:59:18.820
didn't oh no doubt um so uh it was it was good

00:59:18.820 --> 00:59:20.599
it was entertaining like if you're a fan of the

00:59:20.599 --> 00:59:22.260
original happy gilmore you won't be disappointed

00:59:22.260 --> 00:59:24.199
there's there's some there's some good moments

00:59:24.199 --> 00:59:29.929
there uh my preview um nobody two So four years

00:59:29.929 --> 00:59:32.590
after he inadvertently took on the Russian mob,

00:59:32.769 --> 00:59:35.269
Hutch remains $30 million in debt to the criminal

00:59:35.269 --> 00:59:39.230
organization and is working it off with an unending

00:59:39.230 --> 00:59:42.309
string of hits on international thugs, much as

00:59:42.309 --> 00:59:45.409
he likes the slam -bang action of his job. Hutch

00:59:45.409 --> 00:59:49.369
and his wife Becca find themselves overworked

00:59:49.369 --> 00:59:53.670
and drifting apart, so they decide to take their

00:59:53.670 --> 00:59:57.630
kids on a short getaway. While Bill's Majestic

00:59:57.630 --> 01:00:00.050
Midway and Water Park, the one and only place

01:00:00.050 --> 01:00:03.389
where Hutch and his kid brother went on vacation

01:00:03.389 --> 01:00:07.929
as kids, and as you can imagine, it doesn't stay

01:00:07.929 --> 01:00:13.380
a vacation. I'm sure. Very long. Yeah. And Bob

01:00:13.380 --> 01:00:16.500
Odenkirk is the main guy, and he's an SNL guy.

01:00:16.619 --> 01:00:19.659
He was an SNL writer, and he's a funny guy, but

01:00:19.659 --> 01:00:21.760
he did Better Call Saul, and now he's done this.

01:00:21.940 --> 01:00:24.559
So the dude's got chops. He can get it done.

01:00:24.900 --> 01:00:29.300
In this, he's able to use that dark humor, but...

01:00:29.320 --> 01:00:31.300
He's now like an action guy, which is hilarious.

01:00:31.559 --> 01:00:34.039
Right, that is true. So I like it. It's very

01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:36.320
good. Well, I don't know if I like that. I saw

01:00:36.320 --> 01:00:38.559
the original Nobody. Yeah. And I did like that

01:00:38.559 --> 01:00:41.139
one very much. The trailers for this one look

01:00:41.139 --> 01:00:43.559
promising. They look promising August 15th. Check

01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:47.280
it out. Good. Before we take our final break,

01:00:47.780 --> 01:00:49.159
we do this thing called While You Were Sleeping.

01:00:49.460 --> 01:00:53.460
So Aidan reviews hours and hours of tape as...

01:00:53.360 --> 01:00:56.280
anybody responsible for this segment would do,

01:00:57.000 --> 01:00:59.139
looking at YouTube, looking at TV shows, looking

01:00:59.139 --> 01:01:02.239
at movies and other YouTubers and so many other

01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:04.719
things, to find out something that we may have

01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:06.739
missed. So I'm very curious. What did we miss?

01:01:07.059 --> 01:01:10.260
This time, took a break. Usually I'm big into

01:01:10.260 --> 01:01:12.920
video games people may have slept on. But while

01:01:12.920 --> 01:01:17.280
you're sleeping, this fun YouTube channel exists.

01:01:17.699 --> 01:01:21.980
Yes. It's called Cold Ones. Cold Ones? Yes. Okay.

01:01:22.300 --> 01:01:25.429
So... It's a YouTube channel, these two Australian

01:01:25.429 --> 01:01:30.469
personalities, Chad and Max, and most of their

01:01:30.469 --> 01:01:32.710
content revolves around drinking alcohol, which

01:01:32.710 --> 01:01:36.710
is... Love that. Fantastic already. But the way

01:01:36.710 --> 01:01:41.170
they do it, like, they'll do competitions, right?

01:01:41.210 --> 01:01:43.849
They'll play, like, trivia games, and the person

01:01:43.849 --> 01:01:45.809
who gets the point wrong has to, like, take a

01:01:45.809 --> 01:01:49.159
swig of, like... Like nasty alcohols like they

01:01:49.159 --> 01:01:51.420
did this one recently where they had like a mustard

01:01:51.420 --> 01:01:56.059
flavored vodka. Oh, no There was some weird things

01:01:56.059 --> 01:02:01.300
in there and Like they'll they'll test out like

01:02:01.300 --> 01:02:04.719
teamu products that are way overpriced and just

01:02:04.719 --> 01:02:07.619
huge They'll get these gigantic shipments on

01:02:07.619 --> 01:02:10.559
these pallets and of course like teamu you have

01:02:10.559 --> 01:02:13.340
to wait five months before anything ships so

01:02:13.469 --> 01:02:15.170
They'll get their stuff five months later and

01:02:15.170 --> 01:02:16.969
they're like, I have no idea what's in this box.

01:02:17.030 --> 01:02:19.070
I already forgot what I ordered. Oh no. And they'll

01:02:19.070 --> 01:02:21.969
crack it out and it's like, this build -it -yourself

01:02:21.969 --> 01:02:24.750
mini golf course and they'll set it up and everything.

01:02:25.230 --> 01:02:28.389
They got a go -kart from Teemu. What? It was

01:02:28.389 --> 01:02:33.809
crazy. And of course, they're somewhat inebriated

01:02:33.809 --> 01:02:36.630
during most of the filming, which just enhances

01:02:36.630 --> 01:02:41.500
their hilarity. Yeah, their chemistry is fantastic,

01:02:41.519 --> 01:02:43.519
and I would recommend giving them a shot. They're

01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:47.340
very funny fellows. All right. We'll definitely

01:02:47.340 --> 01:02:49.980
have to do that. The cold ones. Cold ones. Cold

01:02:49.980 --> 01:02:53.579
ones. I like it. All right. Well, we're on to

01:02:53.579 --> 01:02:56.780
our last break. So hang in there with us. We're

01:02:56.780 --> 01:02:58.380
almost there. We got some fun things coming up.

01:02:58.380 --> 01:03:01.940
We got a beer review coming up. And of course,

01:03:03.679 --> 01:03:07.099
the world of weird news on the Mark Mo Show.

01:03:28.750 --> 01:03:32.090
What's going on everybody? We are back and we're

01:03:32.090 --> 01:03:34.969
in the home stretch We've got our beer review

01:03:34.969 --> 01:03:37.710
and the world of weird news coming up for you

01:03:37.710 --> 01:03:43.989
today's beer review It really it would be a disservice

01:03:43.989 --> 01:03:48.170
Not to at least do a shandy. Oh at least once

01:03:48.170 --> 01:03:52.449
before the summer expires and We have a fine

01:03:52.449 --> 01:03:54.949
shandy here today. Why don't you tell these beautiful

01:03:54.949 --> 01:03:57.269
people all about it? Yes, of course the official

01:03:57.469 --> 01:03:59.610
Beer review, perhaps? I believe it's actually

01:03:59.610 --> 01:04:02.030
the number one selling Shandy in the country

01:04:02.030 --> 01:04:06.030
of the United States of America. Summer Shandy

01:04:06.030 --> 01:04:11.030
from the Jacob Leinenkugel Brewing Company. Ah,

01:04:11.230 --> 01:04:13.909
most people might just know it as the Leiny Summer

01:04:13.909 --> 01:04:16.590
Shandy, but that's its full name if you're interested.

01:04:16.670 --> 01:04:19.869
It's out of Wisconsin, U .S. of A. Of course,

01:04:19.869 --> 01:04:24.949
it is a Shandy, so it's essentially a lager beer

01:04:24.949 --> 01:04:29.590
with lemonade. Well, it's not the original Shandy.

01:04:29.650 --> 01:04:31.969
I believe the original is lager with sparkling

01:04:31.969 --> 01:04:35.469
lemonade. Yes. And then it, for some reason,

01:04:35.489 --> 01:04:37.469
became lager with lemonade, and then now it's

01:04:37.469 --> 01:04:41.429
lager with lemonade flavoring. Regardless, regardless,

01:04:41.570 --> 01:04:45.170
we'll be the judge on this summer Shandy, the

01:04:45.170 --> 01:04:47.250
nation's most popular one, rating it on a scale

01:04:47.250 --> 01:04:51.030
from 0 to 5, using the Untapped app. Not sponsored,

01:04:51.070 --> 01:04:53.150
but if you enjoy sampling different brewskis.

01:04:53.230 --> 01:04:55.070
Yeah. It's a pretty fun way to track it all.

01:04:55.250 --> 01:04:58.280
Indeed. So the official beer review, cilantro.

01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:03.840
Cilantro. Tastes like summertime right there.

01:05:04.079 --> 01:05:06.940
Sure does. I feel like I need a lemon in it.

01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:11.019
Yeah. Like a lemon slice. Might give that extra

01:05:11.019 --> 01:05:13.780
pizzazz. It does have some nice pizzazz. Not

01:05:13.780 --> 01:05:17.519
to take away from its pizzazz levels. Yeah. It's

01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:20.500
almost got the... It's almost got the back end

01:05:20.500 --> 01:05:23.440
of like a wheat ale. Very much so. In a way.

01:05:23.780 --> 01:05:28.639
Yeah. It is very hazy. in look. Very tasty. It's

01:05:28.639 --> 01:05:32.679
not overly sweet. Nope. For those who are lemon

01:05:32.679 --> 01:05:35.739
haters, it's not super lemony. Right. You know,

01:05:35.739 --> 01:05:37.780
it's not like a lemon drop or anything like that.

01:05:38.340 --> 01:05:43.559
But yeah, beer with lemon. A tale's old as time,

01:05:43.920 --> 01:05:46.780
as they say. Indeed. Indeed it is. I quite like

01:05:46.780 --> 01:05:50.619
it. I do too. It's hard to get more simple than

01:05:50.619 --> 01:05:52.639
beer with lemon. I think I'm gonna go all the

01:05:52.639 --> 01:05:56.579
way. It's pretty high. for a lager for me, but

01:05:56.579 --> 01:05:59.300
it's technically a shandy. I'm going 4 .0 out

01:05:59.300 --> 01:06:03.719
of five. Wow, that is high for you. Yeah, I quite

01:06:03.719 --> 01:06:06.179
like it. It's, they call it a summer shandy for

01:06:06.179 --> 01:06:09.820
a reason. I mean, this just, we say it, we say

01:06:09.820 --> 01:06:11.820
it almost every week, but like coming in after

01:06:11.820 --> 01:06:14.179
mowing the lawn, what are you looking for in

01:06:14.179 --> 01:06:16.920
the fridge? Well, it's either a really nice tall

01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:20.340
glass of cold water or it's a summer shandy.

01:06:20.539 --> 01:06:22.840
Oh, for sure. This is quintessentially summer.

01:06:23.539 --> 01:06:29.320
Oh, no doubt about it. Yeah, it's very, very

01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:33.380
refreshing, and I enjoy it. I like that quite

01:06:33.380 --> 01:06:36.360
a lot. Of course, as always, let us know on the

01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:39.940
socials what you are enjoying today, if anything,

01:06:40.199 --> 01:06:42.260
and let us know what you think of the Shandy

01:06:42.260 --> 01:06:45.539
if you've tried it yourself. Yeah, I flavor profile,

01:06:45.579 --> 01:06:48.679
I gave it a citrusy, a lemony, and a light -bodied.

01:06:48.980 --> 01:06:50.900
Yeah, I gave it a lemony, light -bodied, gave

01:06:50.900 --> 01:06:53.360
it some wheat. Some wheat, that's a good call.

01:06:54.260 --> 01:06:56.659
Definitely a good call on the wheat. Very tasty.

01:06:57.599 --> 01:07:00.880
Yeah, I enjoy it. I like it. Kind of reminds

01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:04.019
me of just walking around, like, especially when

01:07:04.019 --> 01:07:06.519
it's like past 9 p .m. Not that I stay up that

01:07:06.519 --> 01:07:09.380
late these days with my boomer schedule, but,

01:07:09.380 --> 01:07:13.500
like, back when I used to be up past 9, 10 p

01:07:13.500 --> 01:07:15.820
.m., when the temperature breaks, you know, you

01:07:15.820 --> 01:07:17.719
finally get a break from 90 degrees, it's like

01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:21.159
75, walking around at night. Yeah. You know,

01:07:21.500 --> 01:07:25.579
that's the vibe. Yeah, no doubt. I dig it. On

01:07:25.579 --> 01:07:29.260
the untapped app, I've got the Brewery Pioneer

01:07:29.260 --> 01:07:32.960
Level 7. No kidding. There's a beer in them thar

01:07:32.960 --> 01:07:36.980
hills. You're setting off on a journey. I suppose

01:07:36.980 --> 01:07:40.000
I should read this properly. You're an old prospector.

01:07:40.960 --> 01:07:44.360
There's a beer in them thar hills. You're setting

01:07:44.360 --> 01:07:47.440
off on a journey through the world of beer. But

01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:50.119
be sure to take a little time to get to know

01:07:50.119 --> 01:07:55.079
each brewery as you go. That's a beer from 35

01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:58.159
different breweries. Try five more for level

01:07:58.159 --> 01:08:02.059
eight. Okay. Oh, we're getting level eight. Oh,

01:08:02.059 --> 01:08:06.760
yeah. We're gonna get level 80. Maybe tonight.

01:08:06.760 --> 01:08:08.820
Yeah, exactly. Maybe tonight. We'll see how it

01:08:08.820 --> 01:08:12.199
goes. In due time. No doubt. But, yeah. No, very

01:08:12.199 --> 01:08:16.319
good, very clean. Aida 4 as well. Fantastic.

01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:19.359
Yeah, we both had fours on that. It's not as

01:08:19.359 --> 01:08:21.140
good as it gets, but one thing I wanted to do,

01:08:21.140 --> 01:08:24.939
and I think I told this to Aidan in pre -production,

01:08:24.979 --> 01:08:28.319
if you will, and I was like, man, I really, I

01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:31.500
picked these up at the store and I thought about

01:08:31.500 --> 01:08:34.380
it on my way here. I was like, oh, I should have

01:08:34.380 --> 01:08:37.260
done a taste test because I find that when you

01:08:37.260 --> 01:08:39.819
make your own shandies, they're even better i

01:08:39.819 --> 01:08:41.819
would agree and you just pick up a lager that

01:08:41.819 --> 01:08:48.760
you like like i would probably get uh i don't

01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:51.600
know maybe like um oh what's the what's the one

01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:54.939
that's really popular right now popular hams

01:08:54.939 --> 01:08:59.380
old style pbr well pbr be good i was trying to

01:08:59.380 --> 01:09:02.300
think of the um the one that just came to indiana

01:09:02.300 --> 01:09:06.920
not too long ago oh from pennsylvania Ah, it's

01:09:06.920 --> 01:09:09.840
not Garage Beer, is it? No, no, no, no, no, no,

01:09:10.119 --> 01:09:11.819
much bigger. Oh, Ying Ling? Ying Ling. Yeah.

01:09:12.180 --> 01:09:14.239
I think Ying Ling would be perfect for a shandy.

01:09:14.899 --> 01:09:17.960
And you get Ying Ling, and you can get, there's

01:09:17.960 --> 01:09:21.500
this drink called Ice. Oh, yeah. And Ice has

01:09:21.500 --> 01:09:24.060
a lemonade, but it's a sparkling lemonade. That's

01:09:24.060 --> 01:09:26.000
the way to go, too. So that's what you do. You

01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:29.279
get a glass, and you do about 50 -50. You do

01:09:29.279 --> 01:09:31.859
50 of the sparkling lemonade, 50 of the lager,

01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:37.180
and it's... It's very, very good. Yes. That sounds

01:09:37.180 --> 01:09:39.960
fantastic. Yeah, that's the way to do it. But

01:09:39.960 --> 01:09:42.600
we wanted to do the taste test, and I flubbed

01:09:42.600 --> 01:09:47.239
it. Or nor. Oh no. But I thought this was good

01:09:47.239 --> 01:09:49.760
on its own. So we were good. Perhaps an idea

01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:53.020
for a future official beer review. I think so.

01:09:53.220 --> 01:09:56.680
Which lemonade goes best with which lager? Ooh.

01:09:57.130 --> 01:09:59.689
Now, that's an idea. That could actually be a

01:09:59.689 --> 01:10:02.489
YouTube video if they would allow it. I think

01:10:02.489 --> 01:10:06.029
that's a really good idea. I think we got all

01:10:06.029 --> 01:10:13.850
the lagers. And lemons? That's a good time. That's

01:10:13.850 --> 01:10:16.850
good. That's some... So, Stoner Stanley's old

01:10:16.850 --> 01:10:20.350
college bud. Yeah, exactly. Drunk Drew. Drunk

01:10:20.350 --> 01:10:23.149
Drew and Stoner Stanley. Yeah, they're a pair.

01:10:23.510 --> 01:10:26.399
That is for sure. We're now onto a final segment,

01:10:26.600 --> 01:10:30.699
the world of weird news. And I tell you, you

01:10:30.699 --> 01:10:32.939
know, you could pretty much stick to the state

01:10:32.939 --> 01:10:35.180
of Florida and find enough weird news. Oh, yeah.

01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:39.579
But I tell you, Oceania has been really... It's

01:10:39.579 --> 01:10:41.239
a good spot to be. Stepping it up. Oh, yeah.

01:10:41.380 --> 01:10:43.119
It's really been stepping it up. And not just

01:10:43.119 --> 01:10:45.880
because they have really crazy people, but because

01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:50.420
their writers... the best to the pinnacle at

01:10:50.420 --> 01:10:54.300
writing these types of stories just fantastic

01:10:54.300 --> 01:10:56.899
I think because they understand the absurdity

01:10:56.899 --> 01:11:00.960
oh no no we're leaning in oh for sure well this

01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:04.279
was a very interesting story I had and the title

01:11:04.279 --> 01:11:07.199
of this one is stress adults rely on pacifiers

01:11:07.199 --> 01:11:11.359
to soothe themselves I feel a sense of safety

01:11:11.359 --> 01:11:16.500
from childhood Okay, no, go ahead. I'll save

01:11:16.500 --> 01:11:20.500
mine. When the going gets tough, the tough pop

01:11:20.500 --> 01:11:25.260
in a pacifier. Do we? Do we now? That's the surprising,

01:11:25.760 --> 01:11:28.520
stress -busting move thousands of young adults

01:11:28.520 --> 01:11:32.319
in China are making. Swapping melatonin and meditation

01:11:32.319 --> 01:11:37.520
for an adult -sized binky. But of course. But

01:11:37.520 --> 01:11:41.850
of course. Once... A niche quirk, the silicone

01:11:41.850 --> 01:11:45.590
soothers are supposedly how big business on Chinese

01:11:45.590 --> 01:11:50.210
e -commerce giants like Taobao and JD .com, where

01:11:50.210 --> 01:11:52.869
they are priced anywhere from a budget -friendly

01:11:52.869 --> 01:11:58.510
10 yuan, which is a $1 .40, to a luxury 500 yuan,

01:11:58.569 --> 01:12:03.350
which is 70 bucks. A $70 adult pacifier is crazy.

01:12:03.850 --> 01:12:06.390
They're sold as sleep aids, stress relievers,

01:12:06.770 --> 01:12:12.199
even smoking... cessation tools and shoppers

01:12:12.199 --> 01:12:16.520
are gobbling them up. That's a good one. Well

01:12:16.520 --> 01:12:20.380
done. Some online sellers move thousands each

01:12:20.380 --> 01:12:22.739
month, according to South China Morning Post,

01:12:23.079 --> 01:12:27.060
and the fans aren't shy about it. Why? When I'm

01:12:27.060 --> 01:12:29.600
under pressure work, I feel a sense of safety

01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:33.479
from childhood, one Chinese buyer said. But not

01:12:33.479 --> 01:12:36.720
everyone's clapping for the comeback kid of the

01:12:36.720 --> 01:12:43.800
baby aisle. Oh, really? Dr. Tang Kou Min, a dentist

01:12:43.800 --> 01:12:48.800
in Sichuan, warned SCMP that if you sleep with

01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:51.119
a past fire in your mouth, it can interfere with

01:12:51.119 --> 01:12:53.500
breathing, and in worst case, there is a risk

01:12:53.500 --> 01:12:57.300
of suffocation. That checks out. I see that as

01:12:57.300 --> 01:13:02.250
a solution. The doctor also cautioned that prolonged

01:13:02.250 --> 01:13:04.789
use can mess with your bite, strain your jaw,

01:13:04.850 --> 01:13:07.770
and even disrupt sleep. The trend isn't staying

01:13:07.770 --> 01:13:12.090
swaddled in China either. Oh no. TikTok is sucking

01:13:12.090 --> 01:13:16.890
it up. Literally. With videos of American adults

01:13:16.890 --> 01:13:21.369
pacifying themselves in traffic, at work, or

01:13:21.369 --> 01:13:26.850
in the throes of burnout. In the comment section

01:13:26.850 --> 01:13:33.050
of a TikTok by AtTheBentist, one user swore,

01:13:33.350 --> 01:13:35.750
I just use an adult pacifier. It hasn't moved

01:13:35.750 --> 01:13:39.750
my teeth. Been using them for four years. Another

01:13:39.750 --> 01:13:42.350
double down. Just get an adult pacifier. I use

01:13:42.350 --> 01:13:46.550
one and the ADHD tip, it works. Oh, wow. For

01:13:46.550 --> 01:13:50.750
me. Others admit, we got to do what we got to

01:13:50.750 --> 01:13:54.520
do to keep focused. Overbite. or not getting

01:13:54.520 --> 01:13:59.640
stuffed. We need to get done. LOL. One confessed.

01:14:00.199 --> 01:14:03.739
I'm so ashamed. I've been addicted for 23 years.

01:14:03.739 --> 01:14:07.279
My entire life. Bro, how'd you make it through

01:14:07.279 --> 01:14:10.779
high school? Mm -mm. Oh, no. No, that dude's

01:14:10.779 --> 01:14:13.199
getting his ass whooped. Some naysayers chimed

01:14:13.199 --> 01:14:16.100
in with alternatives. If you want something in

01:14:16.100 --> 01:14:19.399
your mouth, chew gum. If you want to suck on

01:14:19.399 --> 01:14:23.699
something like a pacifier, have a sucker. Meanwhile,

01:14:24.220 --> 01:14:26.880
beneath a related and recent clip about the trend

01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:35.479
from, of course, at the age Australia, commenters

01:14:35.479 --> 01:14:38.600
offered everything from mock psychoanalysis,

01:14:39.079 --> 01:14:42.659
quote, R .I .P. Sigmund Freud, you would have

01:14:42.659 --> 01:14:46.579
loved whatever this is, unquote, to personal

01:14:46.579 --> 01:14:48.500
testimony. I've been using an adult pacifier

01:14:48.500 --> 01:14:51.439
for four years now, and I have no dental problems.

01:14:51.579 --> 01:14:55.159
Well, good for you. One summed it up bluntly.

01:14:55.300 --> 01:14:58.060
It was cheaper than a mouth guard, and it didn't

01:14:58.060 --> 01:15:01.720
make me want to claw my teeth out trying to sleep.

01:15:02.239 --> 01:15:06.630
Wow. And it's not the only sign that young adults

01:15:06.630 --> 01:15:10.369
are craving a softer landing in the real world.

01:15:11.529 --> 01:15:13.890
As previously reported by the Post, some members

01:15:13.890 --> 01:15:18.890
of Gen Z are flocking to adulting 101 crash courses,

01:15:19.449 --> 01:15:22.670
desperate to learn how to change a tire without

01:15:22.670 --> 01:15:26.550
FaceTiming their dads, how to read an electric

01:15:26.550 --> 01:15:30.520
bill without crying, And how to fold a fitted

01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:34.079
sheet without having an existential crisis. To

01:15:34.079 --> 01:15:36.159
be honest, I still don't know the fitted sheet

01:15:36.159 --> 01:15:38.239
thing. I don't know how to do it. I don't fold

01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:40.899
it. I just chuck it in a ball. Chuck it in a

01:15:40.899 --> 01:15:43.479
ball. If it's not on my bed, it's in a ball.

01:15:43.619 --> 01:15:45.739
Yeah, maybe the appropriate way to do it. Yep.

01:15:46.060 --> 01:15:48.819
Overall, it looks like growing up may be hard,

01:15:48.939 --> 01:15:51.970
but for some, giving it... The pacifier treatment

01:15:51.970 --> 01:15:55.869
is a lot easier to swallow. Wow. That deserves

01:15:55.869 --> 01:15:58.869
a round of applause. Well written. Well written.

01:15:58.970 --> 01:16:02.170
That was beautiful. Unbelievable. Yep. That is

01:16:02.170 --> 01:16:04.949
a trend I have not heard of. I know. Before.

01:16:05.029 --> 01:16:10.449
That's wild. Indeed. That is wild. Yeah. You

01:16:10.449 --> 01:16:13.210
know, if it helps you, bless your soul. Right.

01:16:13.770 --> 01:16:17.069
Keep up that great work. A little something that

01:16:17.069 --> 01:16:19.329
may also help you. It's a fun little story I

01:16:19.329 --> 01:16:24.630
found. straight out of, I believe, Brevard County

01:16:24.630 --> 01:16:27.010
in Florida. In Florida, there we go. Of course.

01:16:27.069 --> 01:16:30.470
Love it. There's just something so good about

01:16:30.470 --> 01:16:36.289
it. It's the Australia of the U .S. It is something.

01:16:37.489 --> 01:16:39.930
Florida Man threatens to... Florida Man! Florida

01:16:39.930 --> 01:16:43.069
Man threatens to destroy everyone with an army

01:16:43.069 --> 01:16:48.579
of turtles, police say. Turtles! The man was

01:16:48.579 --> 01:16:50.880
accused of screaming obscenities and misusing

01:16:50.880 --> 01:16:55.180
911. So of course out of Brevard County, a man

01:16:55.180 --> 01:16:57.939
yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint,

01:16:58.359 --> 01:17:01.939
and threatening to send his turtle army to destroy

01:17:01.939 --> 01:17:05.609
everyone has been arrested. Oh no. Surprise,

01:17:06.850 --> 01:17:09.430
surprise. Officers responded to at least seven

01:17:09.430 --> 01:17:12.850
calls about disturbances at Starbucks coffee.

01:17:13.550 --> 01:17:18.390
No. Surfa Nista Cafe and Sassy Granny's Smoothies

01:17:18.390 --> 01:17:21.710
all along the same avenue. What the hell? This

01:17:21.710 --> 01:17:26.390
dude was traveling. What is going on? So Thomas

01:17:26.390 --> 01:17:30.609
Devaney Lane, 61 year old dude, went with an

01:17:30.609 --> 01:17:34.090
officer, went with, after they got the... The

01:17:34.090 --> 01:17:36.010
disturbance calls went with an officer to the

01:17:36.010 --> 01:17:38.250
police department. So they didn't arrest him

01:17:38.250 --> 01:17:40.710
at this point. He went with the officer to the

01:17:40.710 --> 01:17:43.029
police department where he started yelling at

01:17:43.029 --> 01:17:46.069
the dispatcher in the lobby and pounding on the

01:17:46.069 --> 01:17:50.630
walls and glass of the police station. What?

01:17:51.310 --> 01:17:56.270
They let him walk. No. He left the department

01:17:56.270 --> 01:18:00.869
but was later picked up at a 7 -Eleven on Fifth

01:18:00.869 --> 01:18:04.810
Avenue. An officer stood by Lane called 911 and

01:18:04.810 --> 01:18:08.069
told the operator I need you to leave now or

01:18:08.069 --> 01:18:11.770
you will all be sorry You're fucking with the

01:18:11.770 --> 01:18:19.890
saint No What So they got him at the 7 -eleven

01:18:19.890 --> 01:18:22.149
the police are there he's on the phone with 9

01:18:22.149 --> 01:18:25.210
-1 -1 as it's all happening Apparently they tried

01:18:25.210 --> 01:18:27.750
to get him out of his car. They say he refused

01:18:27.750 --> 01:18:31.529
to leave his car. So someone forcibly removed

01:18:31.529 --> 01:18:35.149
him and placed him under arrest for the aforementioned

01:18:35.149 --> 01:18:39.489
crimes. Holy shit. Why are you bringing up your

01:18:39.489 --> 01:18:43.170
turtle army at Sassy Grandma's Smoothies? Shouldn't

01:18:43.170 --> 01:18:45.989
do that. What is she? She's a sassy granny. She's

01:18:45.989 --> 01:18:48.869
gonna get your ass, bro. Yep. Yep, you're gonna

01:18:48.869 --> 01:18:51.970
get got. I'm the saint. My turtle army will get

01:18:51.970 --> 01:18:56.029
you. Turtles. Turtles. I love turtles. I love

01:18:56.029 --> 01:19:00.329
turtles. Gotta save the turts. Save the turtles

01:19:00.329 --> 01:19:05.569
for sure That's hilarious how absurd what I mean?

01:19:05.829 --> 01:19:08.529
I don't want to accuse him of anything, but to

01:19:08.529 --> 01:19:11.590
be that crazy you've got to be on something right

01:19:11.590 --> 01:19:16.649
I I would think so I'm just I'm assuming I don't

01:19:16.649 --> 01:19:19.869
mean to assume Right, but I am assuming you're

01:19:19.869 --> 01:19:24.069
assuming Yep, as you should our boy. How are

01:19:24.069 --> 01:19:26.829
you in your mid -60s early 60s, and you're still

01:19:26.829 --> 01:19:32.239
this? Audacious Right. Yeah in the Starbucks

01:19:32.239 --> 01:19:35.279
like fuck it with the saint. I will send my turtle

01:19:35.279 --> 01:19:38.539
army after you That's that's something special

01:19:38.539 --> 01:19:42.739
right now. What a man, you know, yeah That is

01:19:42.739 --> 01:19:46.020
that is that is definitely something special

01:19:46.020 --> 01:19:50.159
Legendary yeah, whatever it's if you need a turtle

01:19:50.159 --> 01:19:52.079
army if you need a passfire whatever it is that

01:19:52.079 --> 01:19:54.579
you need It's gonna make you a better human.

01:19:54.579 --> 01:19:59.859
Just do it That's crazy. Oh my god. Oh my god.

01:19:59.960 --> 01:20:02.579
And if you're not in need necessarily, you can

01:20:02.579 --> 01:20:04.119
always just stick around and catch more Mark

01:20:04.119 --> 01:20:06.380
Mosho where we will talk about what happens to

01:20:06.380 --> 01:20:08.640
those in need of a turtle army. Yeah, we will

01:20:08.640 --> 01:20:13.659
do that. I mean, this is some serious reporting

01:20:13.659 --> 01:20:18.180
that we're doing. We do the journalistic investigation.

01:20:18.439 --> 01:20:21.140
Absolutely. And, you know, that's how we come

01:20:21.140 --> 01:20:24.810
up with with grown ass adults sucking on plastic

01:20:24.810 --> 01:20:30.270
nipples. And we are daring. We are thorough.

01:20:30.750 --> 01:20:34.409
Yes, we most definitely are. And, you know, and

01:20:34.409 --> 01:20:37.989
Donatello and Michelangelo and all the rest of

01:20:37.989 --> 01:20:41.010
the turtle army just like... Ready to go at it,

01:20:41.109 --> 01:20:43.250
you know? If I had a turtle army, I would take

01:20:43.250 --> 01:20:45.090
over the world. In the Starbucks, you have to

01:20:45.090 --> 01:20:46.970
start somewhere, right? You have to start somewhere.

01:20:47.510 --> 01:20:49.989
And why not start with a latte? Yeah, exactly.

01:20:50.590 --> 01:20:51.829
That's the way I look at it. Turtles gotta wake

01:20:51.829 --> 01:20:54.149
up from that pizza hangover, right? You have

01:20:54.149 --> 01:20:55.890
to, man. That pizza party, you are definitely

01:20:55.890 --> 01:20:58.529
gonna be hungover. Those carbs and just hanging

01:20:58.529 --> 01:21:00.810
out in the sewer, that's not good. No bueno.

01:21:01.550 --> 01:21:06.109
Smell like turtle feces. Watch that be in other

01:21:06.109 --> 01:21:10.510
food. That's right. Stay tuned. Coming next week.

01:21:11.210 --> 01:21:13.869
At any rate, I think that's about it, man. We

01:21:13.869 --> 01:21:16.390
are ready to wrap. Absolutely. I hope you guys

01:21:16.390 --> 01:21:18.470
have had a fantastic time. I want to thank all

01:21:18.470 --> 01:21:20.689
the support that this guy gives me, Aidan Maloney,

01:21:21.329 --> 01:21:24.409
and I'm going to let him plug his content here.

01:21:24.550 --> 01:21:26.550
Definitely. Aidan spelled the right way. I've

01:21:26.550 --> 01:21:29.430
got my gaming YouTube channel there, Horror Games,

01:21:29.930 --> 01:21:33.100
Bridge Building Games. observation, spooky games.

01:21:33.260 --> 01:21:36.560
It's all fun stuff, and I hope you guys enjoy

01:21:36.560 --> 01:21:38.680
it. And of course, AK219 is back with the Mo

01:21:38.680 --> 01:21:42.319
Show crew, played some video games as well. Massive

01:21:42.319 --> 01:21:44.840
backlog of podcasts, and they may or may not

01:21:44.840 --> 01:21:48.079
come back. It's just a collab channel for now,

01:21:48.140 --> 01:21:51.069
but... It is fantastic if any lovely listeners

01:21:51.069 --> 01:21:54.010
want to check it out. Yeah, we've had a lot of

01:21:54.010 --> 01:21:58.649
fun doing it. It's been some good content, and

01:21:58.649 --> 01:22:00.449
I think just the whole idea that it was kind

01:22:00.449 --> 01:22:02.529
of sitting there. I don't want to say it was

01:22:02.529 --> 01:22:04.649
defunct, but it was definitely paused. I think

01:22:04.649 --> 01:22:08.149
that's fair. And then just to be able to kind

01:22:08.149 --> 01:22:10.189
of go, hey, why don't we do this kind of collab

01:22:10.189 --> 01:22:14.310
thing. where we're kind of bringing the zaniness

01:22:14.310 --> 01:22:18.630
and humor of the Mark Mo Show and the gaming

01:22:18.630 --> 01:22:21.750
of Aidan Spell the Right Way and just do this

01:22:21.750 --> 01:22:24.010
kind of its own thing. And I think it's been

01:22:24.010 --> 01:22:26.909
pretty successful. I agree. I just hope you guys

01:22:26.909 --> 01:22:28.350
are enjoying it because we're having a great

01:22:28.350 --> 01:22:30.590
time doing it. I crack up editing it all the

01:22:30.590 --> 01:22:33.289
time. Do you? That's awesome. Yeah, we definitely

01:22:33.289 --> 01:22:36.010
have some good bits. So, yeah, we appreciate

01:22:36.010 --> 01:22:38.649
each and every one of you listening each and

01:22:38.649 --> 01:22:44.340
every week. As we always say, definitely engage.

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Come up with your comments, if you have questions,

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anything. Just reach out to us on any of these

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socials for sure. And just check us out. We usually

01:22:57.100 --> 01:23:01.659
upload Saturdays with new content. So check us

01:23:01.659 --> 01:23:04.380
out on Saturdays. Absolutely. That's one of the

01:23:04.380 --> 01:23:07.939
uploads. At any rate, thank you all so much for

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listening. And we're going to catch you next

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week. Bye!