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Hey there everybody and welcome to the Mark Mo

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Show Season 3 Episode 3 The Sounds of Silence.

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You can find us on all podcast platforms on YouTube.

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I would like to introduce to you my co -host,

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producer, does everything really, Aidan Maloney.

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Aidan, how are you? Pretty beautiful. Doing fantastic.

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A little bit of a rollercoaster of a week. Some

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neat highs, some weird lows, but out here recording

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the Mark Mo Show couldn't be happier, you know?

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Oh, absolutely. And a beautiful Saturday morning.

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And yeah, it was an interesting week, to say

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the least. Both of our weeks, yeah. Yeah. Things

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just took a turn for the better for me, which

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is weird. Fantastic news, though. But hey, as

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we say in the biz, you take a dub, right? Exactly.

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You take the dub when you can. And the week was

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just filled with going out and. Seeing a lot

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of people I don't get to see often, but I genuinely

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enjoy their company like Nick Albano I got to

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hang out with him and we talked food and restaurant

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stuff and that was fun And then my friend Adriana,

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I haven't seen her in almost a year But that

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was a lot of fun catching up with her and then

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of course us taking a photo and sending it to

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Kevin because that was just absolutely necessary

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There's some deep lore there lovely listeners.

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There really is there there really is And maybe

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someday we'll tell you. Yes, exactly. We'll just

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have a big exposé show. All of the lore. All

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of the lore. All the crazy shit we get into.

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But at any rate, that was a lot of fun. And then

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at Fluid. This guy John he used to work there

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and And now I think he works for Washington Township

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Fire Department so he went through all that and

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then he was there on the one night I popped in

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to get some work done and We shot the shit like

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after the place closed We sat out in front for

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like a half an hour and just shot the shit and

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it's cool It was good. Like I said people that

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I genuinely enjoy but I haven't like really kind

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of caught up or Been able to chat with them for

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a while. So Being able to talk to him was super

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cool And then last night, I haven't hung out

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with my buddy Carlos in a while, and I reached

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out to him Thursday, and it's like Friday night

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we ride. It's like, hell yeah. My man. Old boy

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Carlos. It involved going to Duffy's and then

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seeing my friends, East and Shelby, who I haven't

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seen in a long time. And so we hung out with

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them, and then we went and did a little shuffleboard

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and got our ass kicked by Hannah and Heidi. That's

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another story. What can you expect? Playing against

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the greats. Playing against the greats, yeah.

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Sometimes we didn't take the dub on that one.

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But it was still fun nonetheless. Finished up

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at our local spot, the Franklin House, which

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was mobbed. I forget how bad it gets on the weekend.

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Oh yeah. It's a little crazy, eh? You got to

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almost get there early and get your spot at the

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bar. Then it just doesn't matter what the rest

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of the bar is like. But if you don't, and you're

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kind of standing amongst the hundreds, the horde

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of people, then it's amusing for about a half

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an hour, 45 minutes, which is about as long as

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we stay there. And so I'm my friend Billy. And

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Billy's a bass player. And so I love my friends

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that are... Musically inclined because I'm like

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these are my people and I get to talk music with

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them and it's amazing So yeah, so it was really

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great and just a good week at catching up with

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a lot of people and just you know Positive things

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at work. So it's Reunion week. Yeah reunion week.

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It really was yeah for sure and it felt good

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It felt good to kind of mix it up a little bit.

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And of course one night at the Zombie Club, of

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course, you got to that's that's the spot and

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Melissa's my homie so it was cool always cool

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catching up with her and Actually sat at the

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bar and helped this one dude out who's kind of

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going through something going through it Yeah,

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and then you know Just being able to kind of

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talk talk him down because he was so frustrated

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with life He just wanted to get in a fight, and

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it was like well. Maybe let's think about better

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ideas Well, that was it. I'm trying to tune him

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down. I'm like look whatever guy you tune up

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here Number one, he's not the reason you're feeling

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the way you're feeling. And so you're going to

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tune this guy up, whether he deserves it or not.

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I said, that's not the point. It's bad. You're

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going to sit in a jail cell over something that

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has nothing to do with why you're frustrated.

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A bit of silliness. Yeah. Yeah. So I think I

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talked him down a little bit, but he was kind

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of going through it. And I'm like, dude, trust

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me, you are sitting next to the right guy right

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now. Yeah. So let's talk about going through

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it. So hopefully he's doing OK. Right. He seems

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to be a nice kid. And I root for him, because

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he's got some shit. He's got some shit going

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on. And then it kind of has to do with our little

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opener here. Right, for sure. Before we get to

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that, I should mention Aiden has his own YouTube

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gaming channel called Aiden Spelled the Right

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Way. A new piece of gaming content like GeoGuessr

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and PolyBridge and Observation Duty and much,

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much more each and every week. So, what can people

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expect this week, Aiden? This week, I've started

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playing a new game, one of the horror games I

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mentioned last week, not by name, but I will

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be talking about it during the While You Were

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Sleeping segment, a game called Spectator. Not

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to break the surprise too early, but that is

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what I'll be talking about because it is a lot

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of fun. Very much fun, yes. Spectator, I hardly

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know her. plot Well, we'll be talking about that

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a bit later in the show But I've been playing

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a lot of that of course Polly bridge will continue

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so will Geo guesser Geo guesser on a k209 as

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well with the mark mo show crew That's right.

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We'll keep an eye out for the next one. Absolutely.

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So that'll be bueno It's been it's been a fantastic

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time. I've I think I mentioned it like the last

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two weeks, but I'm I'm playing a lot of chess

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still. You old man. I know, I know. I really

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want to make content about it. Not because I'm

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good at it, but because maybe people can relate

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to being bad at it or not understanding it fully.

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Correct. So I can share my beginner's knowledge

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while also sharing, hey, it's okay to lose, which

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I tend to do quite frequently. Well, hey, you

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know, you got to play. You know, you got to play

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through the pain play through the pain play to

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get better. Yeah chess is definitely one of those

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games. You got to do that. Yeah That's that's

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perfectly fine. And and hey, by the way, if you

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And by the way, I also have a radio show. It's

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called After Hours. It's on Tuesday nights at

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9 p .m. Central Standard Time. And also Friday

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at 4 p .m. Central Standard Time. The stream

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and alt rock and all that kind of stuff is usually

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played. So definitely check us out for sure.

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Now, a week ago I attended a Possibility Festival.

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in Valparaiso. My friend Hannah Trueblood was

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a host of this festival. The focus of the festival

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was mental health. So this is a national festival

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that's taken place in places like New York and

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Chicago and LA, other big cities. And I found

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it to be very interesting. There was certainly

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a thought out process to the whole weekend event.

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And more importantly, it brought a lot of people

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together with similar traumas. I went to lunch

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with a group of women, as I do. Man. That's not

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just being a dick. Anyway, I went to group with

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this lovely group of women. And as we told our

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stories, we almost had that Spider -Man moment

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where the multiple Spider -Men all start pointing

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at each other. Right. It was amazing the five

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people who didn't even know each other 24 hours

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ago now had this common connection. And we were

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able to open up and talk about it casually. And

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that might have been the best part of the weekend.

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So Sunday morning comes and I almost missed it.

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So just kind of in a Pulp Fiction backtrack here,

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I had worked 12 to 13 hour days all week. because

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I was doing my job, but then I was also doing

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the Porter County Fair. So I was like ushering

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security for all the different events, saw Ludacris,

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that was amazing. But they had a bunch of bands

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and then, you know, the whole crash up derby,

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big monster trucks, all that kind of stuff that,

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you know, I had to do the same thing for. So

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anyway, I was smoked. Absolutely smoked so not

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only was I physically drained, but then we opened

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up my head on Saturday, and I was just done I

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was absolutely done and I slept almost 13 hours.

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I literally like that Saturday night I Kind of

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posted. I'm like three bees Burger beer bed like

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I was just like that is what I'm doing So I go

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to Franklin house because Franklin house for

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for a quote -unquote dive bar bomb food, man,

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just so good, and their burgers are excellent.

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So I'm like, I am gonna get myself a Franklin

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burger and a beer, and then it's two blocks,

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I'm going home. And I'm going to bed, and I did.

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I was in bed before 10, which, as my friends

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know me, that's an early night for Maloney, and

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13 hours later, my eyes crack open, Hannah's

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hitting my phone. Hey, where you at? I'm like,

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oh shit, I'm missing day two of the Possibility

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Festival. Is it possible I slept through it?

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So I communicated to Hannah and so I was like,

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oh, you know, just please show up, you know,

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it'd be great. Everybody loves having you here,

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this and that and the other. And I said, OK,

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going to miss the first one. What's the first

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one? Well, you're going to miss the meditation

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session. Awesome cool if if there's anything

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I'm going to miss like oh no No, okay. All right,

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that's fine. So I Don't know about you, but I

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hate Being alone for too long. The way I look

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at it is like I have eight hours of alone time

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every day and it's called sleep That's that's

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enough for me I've tried meditation. I'm not

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a fan. I often refer to my brain as a bad neighborhood

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If I'm alone... You can survive on these streets!

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It is, man. It is, man. Whoa, whoa, calm down.

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If I close my eyes and I start with this whole

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meditation thing, it's like, blocka blocka! I'm

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like, you know, I don't want to be in there,

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man. Excuse me, homes? No, I don't want to...

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You don't want directions from me. I'm from the

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west side of Chicago. Yeah, no, I want no part

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of that. If I'm alone, I think too much and those

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thoughts aren't always great. And the last thing

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I want to do is sit with my legs crossed after

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a day of talking about this stuff with others

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and think about it. And I think it is why I like

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to keep busy. If my mind is elsewhere, if I'm

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focused on work, the ball game, the podcast,

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the radio show, my writing, I'm not thinking

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about the shit that makes me sad. I'm not thinking

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about losing friends to cancer. I'm not thinking

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about losing friends because I was an idiot.

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I'm not thinking about how much I miss my parents

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or my kids. I'm not thinking about other challenges

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of my life. Just living at the moment at that

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time. And so I keep busy. I work. I go out three

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or four days per week. I hang with friends, listen

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to music, watch movies, create content. That's

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how I keep going. That's how I keep living. So.

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The sounds of silence are not always kind to

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me. I don't know how you feel about that or you

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meditate No, I'm not much of a meditator myself

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Meditator I hardly know her I think I Think that's

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a pretty common coping mechanism too is just

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I don't know if it's called avoidance or what

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I'm not a doctor I'm not sure but I kind of do

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the same thing but in a different way I'm definitely

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less of a of a social butterfly. I would say

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Sure. So like I'll fill my time with of course,

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like you were saying like content creation and

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things like that I upload two to three times

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a week on Aidan's spelled the right way. We upload

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weekly here on the most show Getting back to

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weekly on ak -219. So that takes up a lot of

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time playing video games takes up a lot of time

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watching YouTube so yeah that type of just like

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Mental avoidance of like well if I don't it focus

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on my stresses, then you know they're not going

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to negatively affect me and Like I said a second

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ago. I'm not a doctor. I don't know if that's

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necessarily the healthiest thing to do but It's

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something we both do clearly so yeah. Oh, yeah,

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you know whether or not that's the Best coping

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mechanism or if it's just like one of those things

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like those memes You see if like to be Irish

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is to bottle everything up and then have a heart

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attack at 65 That's about right. It's like well

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Not really what I want to do, but let's have

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some fun until I get that actually yeah, so I

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don't know. I don't really I think we had a show

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like this in season one. I want to say mm -hmm

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with with similar There are different context

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but similar messaging of like, you know finding

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coping mechanisms that are both healthy and work

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for you Yeah, I find that that healthy middle

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and it's easier said than done But I think it's

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one of the most common things everybody does

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You know, why why am I gonna sit here in my own

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thoughts and stress about it when I can? Watch

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a funny YouTube video or play a game, you know

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My old ass sits down and plays chess. And hey,

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Pepperidge Farm remembers. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

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no, and then that's the thing, Aiden. I've done

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therapy. I've had good ones and bad ones, whatever.

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And it does help. to have someone there to talk

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about stuff is different than sitting there by

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yourself stewing in your own thoughts. Sure.

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Because maybe they'll give you some different

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perspectives and ideas and things like that.

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And that's that can be helpful. But if you're

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just sitting there and you're stewing in your

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thoughts and you're you're sad and you're frustrated

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and whatever. To me, if I sit by myself for 30

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minutes with my legs crossed, first of all, somebody's

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going to have to help me out. Secondly, secondly.

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I mean, if I'm sitting there in my own thoughts,

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I'm not magically going to solve something. Like,

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I'm not going to sit there and have this epiphany

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come down to me from on high, and then be like,

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oh, that's why I'm sad. I'm good now. And that

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shit doesn't happen. Right. So why do it? That's

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kind of my approach on it. Like, if I'm going

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to sit there with my eyes closed, I'm going to

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take a nap. Yeah. Have a snooze. Have a snooze,

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30 minutes, wake up, feel refreshed. That would

00:16:22.620 --> 00:16:25.620
be a better use of that time, to have a snooze,

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rather than sit there and be like, home, and

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hold your hands in a weird way. No hate to anyone

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that does. No, and if it works for you, great.

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That's awesome. If it works for you, great. But

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I'm not going to sit there like Buddha and expect

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some shit to pop in my head, and it's all like,

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the birds are talking to me and flapping around.

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It's like a Disney short film. Right. Everything

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is sunshine and rainbows and midgets on tricycles.

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That shit just doesn't happen. So... Is that

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what happens at the end of a rainbow? Well, that

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was Happy Gilmore. That was a Happy Gilmore reference,

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right? That was his happy place. Right? Grandma

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had all the gold coins, and then he had his significant

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other in lingerie with the beer, and then there

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was a little guy with a tricycle. Aren't they

00:17:12.759 --> 00:17:15.079
making a Happy Gilmore too? Yes, and I watched

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it. Oh, interesante. Maybe I should review it.

00:17:20.470 --> 00:17:22.589
I didn't have that plan, but we can always chit

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chat about it. I think we have a segment for

00:17:23.950 --> 00:17:26.329
that. I think we do. We've got a segment for

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everything. It's almost like this show was made

00:17:28.369 --> 00:17:32.809
for it. Yo. Actually, maybe it was. In a way.

00:17:33.609 --> 00:17:36.349
In a way, yeah. That's for sure. The segments

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accent this show in such a way. Oh, god. Well,

00:17:41.819 --> 00:17:43.539
if you listen to the show long enough, you'll

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get these references. Well, first of all, if

00:17:46.319 --> 00:17:48.839
you haven't seen the other guys, we have a homework

00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:50.940
assignment for you. Before you listen to any

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more of our shows, watch the movie. Take 90 minutes

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out of your day and have a laugh. We will drop

00:17:57.440 --> 00:18:00.660
quotes from that movie almost every show. Yeah.

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Almost every show, for sure. Fresh start. Diss

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pop. They were so convincing in their argument.

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Yes, we will do that, so make sure you watch

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that. Other than that, I think we're ready to

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roll, yeah? I would agree. We're ready to roll.

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We've got a great show for you. Next up is going

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to be Carpe Diem in just a few. We are back and

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it is time for Carpe Diem. You beautiful people

00:18:40.579 --> 00:18:43.200
send us DMs and we read them on the air. Well,

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I mean, we might. We might read them. We might

00:18:46.180 --> 00:18:49.099
respond to them. Right. And if you ask a question,

00:18:50.019 --> 00:18:54.380
well, you know, maybe we could answer it. We

00:18:54.380 --> 00:18:56.640
could. And like your local politicians, we could

00:18:56.640 --> 00:19:00.720
be bribed to respond favorably. Yeah, we could

00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:04.779
do that. Send us sweat pills. Gas station sweat

00:19:04.779 --> 00:19:07.079
pills. Gas station sweat pills will definitely

00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:10.420
move the needle. Exactly. For sure. If you want

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to give us your social security number. Just

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give us the physical card. Just give us a card.

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Just send it to us in the mail or by carrier

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pigeon. Whatever works best for you. If you happen

00:19:20.500 --> 00:19:23.690
to have a pigeon. Yeah, if you happen to have

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a carrier bitch. If you happen to have one Andy.

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Guy opens a drawer as desk as a matter of fact

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I do. Yeah, quite. Come here Reginald. Reginald,

00:19:32.829 --> 00:19:36.970
mmm splendid. Splendid indeed. Dupitably. Oh

00:19:36.970 --> 00:19:41.140
my boy Reginald. Now get moving. Skedaddle. And

00:19:41.140 --> 00:19:43.799
chances are Reginald will be quicker and more

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efficient than the United States Postal Service.

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I'm just saying, I haven't received mail in two

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weeks. Bazinga. Yeah, they suck. They're the

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worst. Anyway. Yeah, not to say we support private

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sector parcel services, but... Carrier pigeon

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service works. Carrier pigeons. You know, it's

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actually kind of fascinating you bring that up,

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because I read an article recently that the reason

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like Pigeons especially in cities are like so

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chill around people it's because pigeons were

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domesticated right to be carrier pigeons, and

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then we just Let him go just let him go. It's

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like okay. Well. We have like horse and carriage

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now We have no need for you right and then they

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just stuck around like no my people give me something

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to do, bro Yep, I actually funny bird story that

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night. I was talking with Talking with John outside

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fluid this little bird, looked like maybe a chickadee,

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was like bouncing around, like hanging out at

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the table next to us. He bounced up on the chair,

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and he bounced up on the table, and he's like

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checking us out and whatever. And John's like,

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huh, that's funny. I'm like, what? He's like,

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oh, I've fed that little dude before. And he

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remembers. So John and I were sitting out there,

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and that bird came up, like, oh, my guy's here.

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And he was like hanging out. He's like, oh, I

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don't have anything for you today. And then the

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bird bounced. Crazy shit. Crazy. Oh, man. Oh,

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yeah. That's funny. Yep. Birds, man. Pattern

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recognition. Yeah. Smart little dudes. Smart

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little dudes. Speaking of smart little dudes,

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well, you're not little. We are smart. Smart

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dude. Smart dude. We won't say little. I used

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to be a wee lad. You used to be a wee lad. There

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is an amazing - We're not doing revisionist history

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here. I used to be an infant, believe it or not.

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Believe it or not. Yeah. I don't remember, but

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some people say - I was once born. At least that's

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what they tell me. I used to shit in diapers.

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Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Luckily I cleaned that up a

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couple weeks ago. Thank God. Yeah. Finally got

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out of that one. It took 26 long years, but here

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we are. Yeah. Finally it's like, I've had enough.

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Yeah. We're going to change things up. How does

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this toilet work? Yeah. Right. Modern plumbing.

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Modern plumbing. It's like magic. Every home

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should have modern plumbing in a carrier pigeon.

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Reginald, Reginald. Am I right? Quite, quite.

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All right, DMs, you got them? I sure do. Let's

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go. My man here, Mr. Internet himself, Mr. Internet

00:22:13.259 --> 00:22:17.579
offering, I give you the power to destroy two

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social media sites of your choosing, never to

00:22:20.720 --> 00:22:25.180
come back. Which do you take, if any? That is

00:22:25.180 --> 00:22:28.579
quite the power, I would say, Mr. Internet. for

00:22:28.579 --> 00:22:32.319
the for the offer we thank you to destroy two

00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:36.160
social media sites if I want never to come back

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okay I would start who off oh boy I would probably

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I would probably start off with Twitter I mean

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I understand as a communication service it allows

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news and breaking events, things like that, to

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hit mainstream quicker. But that's not necessarily

00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:06.519
the case anymore. Yeah. I think it's more of

00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:10.259
just a Nazi loudspeaker these days. Oh, for sure.

00:23:10.599 --> 00:23:13.059
So I would destroy Twitter. No, thank you. No

00:23:13.059 --> 00:23:16.519
more of that. And then, I don't know, for my

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second choice, I'm kind of torn between Facebook

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and TikTok, you know? OK. Because, I mean, Facebook

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is just one huge advertisement. You can't even

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sort chronologically anymore. No, the feed sucks

00:23:31.740 --> 00:23:33.440
now. The feed is terrible. It's awful. I'm like,

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I just want to see my people. Why can't I just

00:23:35.480 --> 00:23:37.759
see in my feed my people? It's all suggested

00:23:37.759 --> 00:23:39.640
posts and advertisements. It's awful. It's awful.

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Facebook is pretty dog shit. As a way to track

00:23:42.400 --> 00:23:45.440
birthdays, it's nice, but you could also just

00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:49.079
plug those into your phone calendar. Yeah. And

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then TikTok is just one big advertisement anyway,

00:23:52.180 --> 00:23:54.940
because... Two out of three posts you scroll

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to as a creator trying to shill something off

00:23:57.220 --> 00:24:01.519
to you so I I think I'll get rid of Twitter,

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and I think I think I'll get rid of Facebook

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I think I'll do those two okay. You know and

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I think especially I'm not sure if you've been

00:24:11.180 --> 00:24:14.200
following, but recently the issues with anonymity

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on the internet and you have personal privacies

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and everything like that beginning to crumble

00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:24.279
in pretty much every Western country Yeah, I

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think I think Facebook and Twitter have to go

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Okay Hmm interesting. Yeah Now normally I would

00:24:32.680 --> 00:24:34.880
say Twitter for the exact same reasons you did

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but I will say this at least for me and I put

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work into it and Like in my feed for Twitter.

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I only see what I want to see. It's my people.

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It's the things I'm interested in I Rarely now

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I'm left of center So that's the shit. I want

00:24:54.150 --> 00:24:58.609
to see I Don't get much and when I say right

00:24:58.609 --> 00:25:00.990
-wing I don't mean just like regular normal conservative

00:25:00.990 --> 00:25:02.869
shit because like I don't think number one I

00:25:02.869 --> 00:25:05.349
don't think that really exists anymore the normal

00:25:05.349 --> 00:25:08.009
conservatives are the neoliberals today what

00:25:08.009 --> 00:25:09.990
they are they really are there's been such a

00:25:09.990 --> 00:25:13.210
shift but I like the far right wing shit the

00:25:13.210 --> 00:25:18.309
crazy MAGA red hat stuff I I don't see it. It

00:25:18.309 --> 00:25:21.190
just does not come up And you've spent like months,

00:25:21.210 --> 00:25:23.890
but I spent a lot of time working at it and I

00:25:23.890 --> 00:25:26.009
would tell people I'm like, look Twitter can

00:25:26.009 --> 00:25:29.269
be something decent if you just take the time

00:25:29.269 --> 00:25:31.470
to be like, nope, nope, nope. Yes. Nope. Nope.

00:25:31.609 --> 00:25:33.569
Yes. And it just takes time to kind of go through

00:25:33.569 --> 00:25:37.009
it. But I rarely get anything that I look at

00:25:37.009 --> 00:25:38.970
them like, oh, that sucks. And I just get rid

00:25:38.970 --> 00:25:43.950
of it. Yeah. So I'll spare that one for now.

00:25:44.150 --> 00:25:48.000
Tick tock, I think. How generational is it? Just

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like, and I mean, it started with Twitter and

00:25:50.079 --> 00:25:52.940
the 144 character generation, and I get how that

00:25:52.940 --> 00:25:56.440
was, but this is kind of that for video. And

00:25:56.440 --> 00:25:58.660
it started with Vine too. Yeah, and it's just

00:25:58.660 --> 00:26:00.720
these, right, exactly. Yeah, because Vine was

00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:03.619
literally six seconds. You get six seconds to

00:26:03.619 --> 00:26:05.640
tell a joke, convey a message, something like

00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:08.279
that. And Abe and I were actually talking last

00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:11.420
week, like, hey, I think the Mark Moe Show needs

00:26:11.420 --> 00:26:16.480
a TikTok. because I understand that's where so

00:26:16.480 --> 00:26:20.019
many people are and that if you get the right

00:26:20.019 --> 00:26:22.460
thing that's just funny or quirky or whatever

00:26:22.460 --> 00:26:24.980
and all of a sudden 10 ,000 or 50 ,000 or 100

00:26:24.980 --> 00:26:27.559
,000 people see it, now all of a sudden you take

00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:30.579
your content to the next level. So it's kind

00:26:30.579 --> 00:26:34.319
of a necessary evil in my opinion, but I would

00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:37.700
get rid of it. I think it's... It's it's pointless

00:26:37.700 --> 00:26:40.400
like most of stuff on there are girls doing these

00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:43.839
little Tribal dances and shit, and I'm just like

00:26:43.839 --> 00:26:47.359
why? Why are we why are we doing this not to

00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:49.460
not to interrupt or flip the script or anything?

00:26:49.539 --> 00:26:52.059
But I have had success doing exactly what you

00:26:52.059 --> 00:26:55.640
did with Twitter on my tik -tok back back when

00:26:55.640 --> 00:26:59.240
I used it I deleted tik -tok once the whole Trump

00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:01.579
thing happened and tik -tok kind of sucked him

00:27:01.579 --> 00:27:06.269
off which was weird yeah, but Before that all

00:27:06.269 --> 00:27:08.289
happened. I had a lot of success with my tick

00:27:08.289 --> 00:27:12.049
-tock feed where every post was just a Comedian

00:27:12.049 --> 00:27:15.329
or some crazy long bit that goes on stuff you

00:27:15.329 --> 00:27:20.890
wanted to see so it is possible But it's it's

00:27:20.890 --> 00:27:25.329
not easy. You know yeah, yeah, I agree with that

00:27:25.329 --> 00:27:27.890
I think I would still burn it. I would put it

00:27:27.890 --> 00:27:32.549
in the woodpile After tick -tock I would probably

00:27:32.549 --> 00:27:36.400
say man. That's a good one I'm gonna throw this

00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:38.400
one out there because I think it's a dying anyway

00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:43.619
is Pinterest. Oh sure Pinterest is is is It's

00:27:43.619 --> 00:27:46.980
pointless. It's like it's like Instagram with

00:27:46.980 --> 00:27:50.299
without the engagement. Yeah, it's it's almost

00:27:50.299 --> 00:27:53.720
like it's almost like that's what Google Plus

00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:56.980
was trying to copy they were trying to copy Pinterest

00:27:56.980 --> 00:28:00.660
with like Hints of Twitter and then of course

00:28:00.660 --> 00:28:04.940
Google Plus failed Yeah, I too don't understand

00:28:04.940 --> 00:28:08.099
the appeal of Pinterest. No, and I have a Pinterest

00:28:08.099 --> 00:28:11.539
account, and I have an icon on my phone, and

00:28:11.539 --> 00:28:15.869
I haven't clicked it in maybe a year. Yeah, but

00:28:15.869 --> 00:28:18.529
like I have things like I have a sports category

00:28:18.529 --> 00:28:21.910
and I have a travel category and I have all the

00:28:21.910 --> 00:28:25.630
shit on there movies Rock posters like all the

00:28:25.630 --> 00:28:27.890
shit, but then like after doing it for so long

00:28:27.890 --> 00:28:30.109
like why am I doing this? Yeah, I'm like for

00:28:30.109 --> 00:28:33.089
what point it's almost an interesting idea if

00:28:33.089 --> 00:28:35.890
you want to use it as like a vision board or

00:28:35.890 --> 00:28:39.930
Like see right inspiration inspirational stuff

00:28:40.119 --> 00:28:42.200
for later if you want to use like a piece of

00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:44.440
art like hey I like this maybe I'll design my

00:28:44.440 --> 00:28:47.559
own tattoo or something based off of it but then

00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:50.240
it's like how is that different than a google

00:28:50.240 --> 00:28:53.500
search and saving the image correct you know

00:28:53.500 --> 00:28:56.259
it's it's no different it's no different yeah

00:28:56.259 --> 00:28:59.180
so I would say Pinterest and TikTok for me I

00:28:59.180 --> 00:29:02.200
would almost I like that by the way I can't argue

00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:07.059
with that at all I I was tempted to when I got

00:29:07.059 --> 00:29:09.240
this question to say something like truth social

00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:11.680
or some shit like that. But then all the crazy

00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:14.140
cunts would move somewhere else anyway. Let's

00:29:14.140 --> 00:29:17.259
keep them... Keep them isolated, you know? It's

00:29:17.259 --> 00:29:19.599
kind of like the argument of like, well, we're

00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:21.920
just gonna, we're gonna leave and start our own

00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:24.299
country. If truth social is their own country,

00:29:24.500 --> 00:29:26.339
let them be. Yeah, God bless your soul. You go

00:29:26.339 --> 00:29:29.299
right ahead. Let them be. Let them jerk each

00:29:29.299 --> 00:29:31.460
other off on truth social and they just, they

00:29:31.460 --> 00:29:33.960
can stay and play in their own sandbox. I'm fine

00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:38.779
with that. Yeah. Next DM I received from CrippyGru.

00:29:39.220 --> 00:29:42.119
Crip. Haven't heard his name in a while. Or their

00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:44.740
name. I actually don't know who CrippyGru is.

00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.680
What is your favorite type of weather they ask?

00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:54.960
That's an easy one for me. Almost today. Although

00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:57.519
you know what like so many people like oh nice

00:29:57.519 --> 00:30:00.799
sunshiney day and the sun's fine. I almost prefer

00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:05.339
a little bit overcast. Yeah. Like 60, maybe up

00:30:05.339 --> 00:30:08.700
to low 70s, but 60s would be awesome. Little

00:30:08.700 --> 00:30:12.059
overcast and a light breeze. That is my shit

00:30:12.059 --> 00:30:14.160
right there. Took the words right out of my mouth.

00:30:14.259 --> 00:30:16.660
Same? I was exactly, I was gonna say mostly cloudy.

00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:18.619
You know, sun peeking through every once in a

00:30:18.619 --> 00:30:20.900
while is super fun. The thing is, the sun doesn't

00:30:20.900 --> 00:30:23.880
like me. I burn easy. Yeah. So, mostly cloudy,

00:30:24.619 --> 00:30:28.440
65 degrees, a breeze, you know, something where

00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:31.680
in the morning and evening, A nice hoodie makes

00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:33.799
sense. I love hoodie and sweater weather. I do

00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:36.200
too, man. Sit by the fire in the backyard with

00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:38.380
a beer and a hoodie and jeans. That's the shit.

00:30:38.460 --> 00:30:41.079
That's the life right there. Yeah. So yeah, essentially

00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:44.119
fall weather. Fall weather in the Midwest, correct.

00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:45.980
Yeah. That is correct. That is what we like.

00:30:46.059 --> 00:30:49.859
Or Seattle half the year. Yeah. Which, God, I

00:30:49.859 --> 00:30:52.640
wish. I wish it was like that out here. Yeah,

00:30:52.660 --> 00:30:55.099
I do too. Maybe we just need to go. We just need

00:30:55.099 --> 00:30:57.640
to bounce. We got to bounce. The most show needs

00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:01.500
a ski -daddle. I think so. The last DM I received,

00:31:01.859 --> 00:31:06.200
which I was surprised I got in, Jeb Bush. Oh,

00:31:06.380 --> 00:31:12.019
Jeb. What's your low effort, high reward life

00:31:12.019 --> 00:31:16.549
hack? Also, why don't people like me? Well, Jeb,

00:31:17.269 --> 00:31:19.930
I think people don't like you because you're

00:31:19.930 --> 00:31:23.049
a far -righty weirdo, and Bush is your last name,

00:31:23.130 --> 00:31:25.470
and people don't like the Bushes. People with

00:31:25.470 --> 00:31:27.269
brain cells don't like the Bushes. Your brother

00:31:27.269 --> 00:31:30.329
kind of fucked that up. I should say. Also, no

00:31:30.329 --> 00:31:32.950
one's thought about you in years. This is also

00:31:32.950 --> 00:31:35.839
true. And Jeb is a stupid name, so fuck you.

00:31:36.220 --> 00:31:38.420
Yeah, I don't know how you were like, I'm gonna

00:31:38.420 --> 00:31:40.579
be president. What's your name, Jeb? No, no you're

00:31:40.579 --> 00:31:43.599
not. No, Jeb is not gonna be president. No, president

00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:46.660
Jeb? No. So first and foremost, fuck you, Jeb.

00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:50.180
Secondly, the low effort, high reward life hack,

00:31:50.900 --> 00:31:53.900
I would say, what I have found success in doing

00:31:53.900 --> 00:31:58.859
is, A, proper quantities of water. Make sure

00:31:58.859 --> 00:32:00.859
you're hydrated. You will physically feel better.

00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:05.779
You your mental acuity will be at its prime Just

00:32:05.779 --> 00:32:07.599
make sure you're drinking about a gallon a day

00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:10.140
or try your damnedest, too And I know that's

00:32:10.140 --> 00:32:12.599
a tall task for some people but it doesn't mean

00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:16.039
drink a gallon of water a day It's meaning a

00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:19.259
gallon of liquids, right? So sure, you know whether

00:32:19.259 --> 00:32:21.720
that's soda not that I advocate for that but

00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:24.940
whether that's soda coffee tea Energy drinks

00:32:24.940 --> 00:32:27.519
not that most people advocate for that But all

00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:29.720
that counts towards that gallon you should drink.

00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:32.700
Correct. But make sure you get the H2O. And then

00:32:32.700 --> 00:32:34.819
the second thing that has helped me, and especially

00:32:34.819 --> 00:32:38.460
in my line of work, I find it interesting how

00:32:38.460 --> 00:32:44.480
some of my coworkers can have such issues with

00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:46.779
certain accounts. Because we're vendors, right?

00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:49.059
We're delivery people. So we interact with a

00:32:49.059 --> 00:32:51.240
lot of these businesses, managers, everything

00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:56.660
like that when delivering our product. And it

00:32:56.660 --> 00:33:01.339
blows my mind how many of my coworkers have issues

00:33:01.339 --> 00:33:05.599
or beef with some of the accounts we have. And

00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:09.759
I have found none of that, by doing this one

00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:11.900
little trick, doctors hate this one little trick,

00:33:12.359 --> 00:33:16.259
is just generally being kind. You know? How about

00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:18.859
that? Generally being kind, you know, saying

00:33:18.859 --> 00:33:21.619
hello, good morning, everything like that. You

00:33:21.619 --> 00:33:26.180
know, just being kind. Having an understanding

00:33:26.180 --> 00:33:29.960
of you know their side as well as you know standing

00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:32.119
up for your own if they really are trying to

00:33:32.119 --> 00:33:34.140
Turn you into a pushover you still have to stand

00:33:34.140 --> 00:33:37.319
your ground, but kindness is such a strong tool

00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:39.420
Mm -hmm because it doesn't cost you anything

00:33:39.420 --> 00:33:42.200
except a handful of nice polite words out of

00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:45.680
your mouth And you just avoid so much potential

00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:49.839
confrontation and stress Yeah, it's kind of unbelievable

00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:54.349
how easy it is yeah So that's my advice not to

00:33:54.349 --> 00:33:57.029
you Jeb Bush fuck you, but to everyone else out

00:33:57.029 --> 00:34:00.230
there stay hydrated and be kind That's a that's

00:34:00.230 --> 00:34:02.269
a good one and I would share that second one.

00:34:03.630 --> 00:34:08.190
I I've always I've always threatened like I'm

00:34:08.190 --> 00:34:10.909
done being nice. I'm gonna be a prick Yeah, you

00:34:10.909 --> 00:34:13.510
know because I was just sometimes I get in that

00:34:13.510 --> 00:34:16.110
mood like, you know being nice really hasn't

00:34:16.110 --> 00:34:18.670
gotten me anywhere But then I think about things

00:34:18.670 --> 00:34:21.170
just like you mentioned It's like you hold a

00:34:21.170 --> 00:34:22.869
door for someone. Like I did at Peddler's the

00:34:22.869 --> 00:34:24.849
other day and it was a mom and she had a pizza

00:34:24.849 --> 00:34:28.010
and she had her kid. And so like I held both

00:34:28.010 --> 00:34:30.309
doors for her. She's like, that was so nice.

00:34:30.309 --> 00:34:32.869
And in my head, I'm like, catch your hands full,

00:34:33.090 --> 00:34:35.090
man. I just, you know, I'm here helping out.

00:34:35.349 --> 00:34:38.710
But that made a difference for her. Sure. So

00:34:38.710 --> 00:34:41.750
that's the kind of shit I do on the daily where

00:34:41.750 --> 00:34:45.670
I'll do nice stuff for people. It's it's fricking

00:34:45.670 --> 00:34:48.090
free, man. Right. It's free. It costs you nothing

00:34:48.090 --> 00:34:50.940
but. 10 seconds of your time. Yeah, if that.

00:34:52.300 --> 00:34:58.039
You know, and and as I've said before, that like

00:34:58.039 --> 00:35:03.360
I, I became who I am for my dad because I saw

00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:05.360
the way he carried himself. I saw the way he

00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:08.179
treated other people, always tried to cheer up

00:35:08.179 --> 00:35:10.059
people that he thought were just not having the

00:35:10.059 --> 00:35:12.880
best day, whatever. And as I want to be that

00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:14.840
dude. And that's just that was always like a

00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:19.429
focus for me. And And even though it carries

00:35:19.429 --> 00:35:23.590
a toll over time, especially if you're, you give,

00:35:23.710 --> 00:35:25.150
you give, you give, you give, you give, even

00:35:25.150 --> 00:35:28.150
if it's just small things like this, then that

00:35:28.150 --> 00:35:29.969
scale gets unbalanced. And we talked about that

00:35:29.969 --> 00:35:33.889
before. Yeah, that's true. But even so, it's,

00:35:33.889 --> 00:35:37.309
to me, I would, I guess I would rather do that

00:35:37.309 --> 00:35:39.949
than be the douchebag. Sure. Cause that's just

00:35:39.949 --> 00:35:42.409
easy. Being an asshole is easy. You know, you

00:35:42.409 --> 00:35:44.849
just, just be a jerk. Yeah. And there's a lot

00:35:44.849 --> 00:35:48.579
of them out there. But that's not me. And, you

00:35:48.579 --> 00:35:51.679
know, if I can brighten someone's day, then that

00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:53.980
makes me happy too, I suppose. Yeah, I would

00:35:53.980 --> 00:35:58.340
agree. But I would almost argue being an asshole

00:35:58.340 --> 00:36:01.440
isn't free. Because it can cost you friendships,

00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:05.260
future relationships. You know, it can cost you

00:36:05.260 --> 00:36:09.880
networking. And that's just why would you do

00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:12.460
that to yourself? Right. No one's born an asshole.

00:36:12.650 --> 00:36:14.449
You become an asshole. You become an asshole.

00:36:14.610 --> 00:36:16.829
You know, the whole nature versus nurture argument.

00:36:16.989 --> 00:36:19.809
No, you become an asshole. Right. No one's born

00:36:19.809 --> 00:36:22.710
an asshole. Yep. So, I don't know, something

00:36:22.710 --> 00:36:26.949
to keep in mind there, Jeb. I would say so. I

00:36:26.949 --> 00:36:29.989
would say so. That was the last DM I received,

00:36:30.190 --> 00:36:32.610
though. Alright, I've got a few here. It starts

00:36:32.610 --> 00:36:38.590
out with a little alliteration. Oh, my man. My

00:36:38.590 --> 00:36:42.769
man. Hello from the UK, gents. Hello from the

00:36:42.769 --> 00:36:49.329
UK, gents. Shut up, Gary. Sorry, go ahead. This'll

00:36:49.329 --> 00:36:53.650
be funny. I've heard you bag on England. And

00:36:53.650 --> 00:36:57.320
the Crown. But are there things you like about

00:36:57.320 --> 00:37:03.760
us that we like you? Oh, man. Well, Gary. Hey,

00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:08.539
my bad, Gary. I don't take it back, but my bad

00:37:08.539 --> 00:37:12.039
still. Yeah, are there things you like about

00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:15.239
us? I mean, you guys make good porters. Sure.

00:37:17.500 --> 00:37:21.780
I guess Big Ben's kind of cool. Sure. It's kind

00:37:21.780 --> 00:37:24.219
of a neat thing. I guess. You know, you gave

00:37:24.219 --> 00:37:27.659
us the Beatles and the Stones and the Who. Maiden.

00:37:27.980 --> 00:37:31.820
Maiden. Yeah. Priest. Thank you. Yeah. Thank

00:37:31.820 --> 00:37:34.659
you for James Bond. Bond is a good one. Bond's

00:37:34.659 --> 00:37:37.480
a good one. Yeah, for sure. For sure. So there's

00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:40.019
definitely some Monty Python. Yeah. There's definitely

00:37:40.019 --> 00:37:44.280
things to thank you for, without a doubt. You

00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:47.579
know, really our disdain comes in many levels.

00:37:47.659 --> 00:37:51.840
Yeah. Starts in, I don't know, 1776. Just about.

00:37:52.110 --> 00:37:54.809
Just about. You know, 1916, that was that was

00:37:54.809 --> 00:38:00.230
kind of a not so great moment. Yeah. 1960s in

00:38:00.230 --> 00:38:03.070
Northern Ireland. Definitely some not good moments

00:38:03.070 --> 00:38:07.190
there. Black Sunday. Yeah. So, yeah, I guess

00:38:07.190 --> 00:38:09.329
that doesn't necessarily point to you, Gary.

00:38:09.449 --> 00:38:11.929
You're probably a fine dude. And I'd love to

00:38:11.929 --> 00:38:15.510
have a lukewarm pint with you. Exactly. You got

00:38:15.510 --> 00:38:18.630
to chill that shit, guys. Yeah. Look, at least

00:38:18.630 --> 00:38:21.440
try it out the fridge. At least try it out the

00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:24.659
fridge, you know? A nice chilled beer. Yeah.

00:38:25.219 --> 00:38:26.840
Might, might change your disposition a little

00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:30.119
bit. Yeah, it might change your mind. Yeah. I

00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:32.460
like tea. Yeah, tea's pretty good. Well, cup

00:38:32.460 --> 00:38:34.559
of tea? Yeah. Cup of tea, something crumpet?

00:38:34.619 --> 00:38:41.119
Cup of tea, innit? It's Tuesday. So... Nah, we

00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:43.860
don't hate you, Gary. Yeah, the same way that

00:38:43.860 --> 00:38:46.639
Gary doesn't speak for the crown, we don't speak

00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:49.900
for our pedophilic dictator. Correct. That's

00:38:49.900 --> 00:38:52.239
fair. Yeah, I don't mean to clown on you, Gary,

00:38:52.420 --> 00:38:56.059
even though that is what I did before Mark Moe

00:38:56.059 --> 00:38:59.320
even finished answering the... or saying the

00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:02.380
question. Right. But... You gotta understand

00:39:02.380 --> 00:39:04.420
where we're coming from. Exactly. The same way

00:39:04.420 --> 00:39:06.480
I would expect someone to understand, like, I

00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:08.440
don't associate myself with that. Right. That

00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:17.079
guy? Yeah. No. At Velcro Comet. Whoa. Okay. Would

00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:19.840
you super glue yourself to another person for

00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:23.119
$5 million? You have to stay attached as long

00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:26.460
as the glue holds you together. Oh, man. And

00:39:26.460 --> 00:39:31.670
who would that person be? Yowza. Yet, five mil

00:39:31.670 --> 00:39:34.090
is a life -changing amount of money. That's like

00:39:34.090 --> 00:39:36.329
I'm gonna retire today amount of money. Yeah,

00:39:36.469 --> 00:39:38.250
you just draw from five million the rest of your

00:39:38.250 --> 00:39:43.329
life, you're fine. I wonder, the sentence, you

00:39:43.329 --> 00:39:45.250
have to stay together as long as the glue holds,

00:39:46.030 --> 00:39:52.110
does that imply that using a super glue separator

00:39:52.110 --> 00:39:55.769
is off limits? I don't know. Or if I have that

00:39:55.769 --> 00:39:58.739
handy, I can just take the five mil. And then

00:39:58.739 --> 00:40:02.500
I'm like, scot -free. Right. Because if that's

00:40:02.500 --> 00:40:05.559
the case, sure. Yeah. I'm just like, even if

00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:07.559
they're super glued to me, I can still run to

00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:09.420
the hardware store and get like a super glue

00:40:09.420 --> 00:40:12.360
release. Well, assuming the person you're glued

00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:15.639
with runs with you. Oh, right. Yeah, I guess

00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:17.340
driving a car would be difficult with someone

00:40:17.340 --> 00:40:21.239
super glued to me. Yeah. Oh, curious. Quite.

00:40:21.900 --> 00:40:24.199
But for five mil, if I'm gonna look silly for

00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:26.079
a half hour walking with someone to the hardware

00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:29.460
store. But what if it holds for a few days? What

00:40:29.460 --> 00:40:31.599
if you gotta take a dump? Yeah, what if they

00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:33.900
have to shit? That would just be uncomfortable.

00:40:35.059 --> 00:40:37.820
Showering? I mean, I couldn't go to work with

00:40:37.820 --> 00:40:39.800
someone super glued to me. You could not do your

00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:44.579
job. No, not at all. I think I would take it

00:40:44.579 --> 00:40:47.079
regardless. I think that five million dollars,

00:40:47.340 --> 00:40:51.219
that's an amount of money that no working American

00:40:51.219 --> 00:40:55.809
is ever gonna see. Because... We're a country

00:40:55.809 --> 00:40:58.409
run by billionaires and pedophiles, so the working

00:40:58.409 --> 00:41:00.829
class doesn't necessarily get money or rights.

00:41:01.750 --> 00:41:05.670
So I think I would take it. I think if I had

00:41:05.670 --> 00:41:08.570
to choose who that would be, I would probably

00:41:08.570 --> 00:41:11.909
choose my girlfriend, my partner, Jordan. I think

00:41:11.909 --> 00:41:13.690
that would probably be the least awkward way

00:41:13.690 --> 00:41:19.409
to go about it. Yeah, I think I would do it.

00:41:19.530 --> 00:41:22.050
I think I would take the five mil. First order

00:41:22.050 --> 00:41:25.690
of action would be walking awkwardly to the hardware

00:41:25.690 --> 00:41:28.630
store for super glue release and see if that

00:41:28.630 --> 00:41:31.010
pans out. And if not, it'll just be a weird couple

00:41:31.010 --> 00:41:34.210
days. Yeah, right. Yeah. So I'm in. Count me

00:41:34.210 --> 00:41:37.630
in, Velcro Comet. All right. Count them in, Velcro

00:41:37.630 --> 00:41:40.429
Comet. I have no answer. I don't know what I

00:41:40.429 --> 00:41:42.889
would do. You know what's also interesting is

00:41:42.889 --> 00:41:46.010
how you would be super glued to each other. I

00:41:46.010 --> 00:41:48.449
mean, is it front to front? Is it back to back?

00:41:48.710 --> 00:41:50.469
Is it back to front? Is it the arms? Is it the

00:41:50.469 --> 00:41:51.429
arms? Is it the arms? Is it the arms? Is it the

00:41:51.429 --> 00:41:51.429
arms? Is it the arms? Is it the arms? Is it the

00:41:51.429 --> 00:41:51.429
arms? Is it the arms? Is it the arms? Is it the

00:41:51.429 --> 00:41:51.429
arms? Is it the arms? Is it the arms? Is it the

00:41:51.429 --> 00:41:51.429
arms? Is it the arms? Is it the arms? Is it the

00:41:51.429 --> 00:41:51.909
arms? Is it the arms? Is it the arms? Is it the

00:41:51.909 --> 00:41:53.400
arms? Is it the arms? Is it the arms Is it scalp

00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:56.059
to scalp? Because then it's like, I think we

00:41:56.059 --> 00:41:59.679
need a hospital. Right. Which also, there's another

00:41:59.679 --> 00:42:03.219
easy out. You call an ambulance. Right. Oops,

00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:05.880
we super glued ourselves together. Boom. I mean,

00:42:05.940 --> 00:42:08.780
granted, ambulance would cost 50 grand because

00:42:08.780 --> 00:42:12.000
this is America. Right. But if I'm getting five

00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:14.079
mil, I think I'm okay. You'd be all right. Yeah.

00:42:14.260 --> 00:42:16.920
Yep. No doubt. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

00:42:16.940 --> 00:42:19.139
I mean, I might do it, but I have no idea who

00:42:19.139 --> 00:42:23.559
I'd glue myself to. No clue. Maybe a rando. Just

00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:26.239
find a rando. Hey man, I'll give you a little

00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:29.920
bit of money if you let me glue myself to you.

00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:32.360
Sounds like a good pitch to me. I mean, I don't

00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:34.719
know who would say no to that. Who would you

00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:38.619
say yes if someone offered that to you? If someone

00:42:38.619 --> 00:42:41.300
came up to you and was like, hey listen, I have

00:42:41.300 --> 00:42:44.300
$10 ,000 with your name on it. I'm gonna super

00:42:44.300 --> 00:42:48.280
glue me to you. Would you take that offer though?

00:42:48.539 --> 00:42:51.440
For 10 grand? I don't know. Yeah. Well, how much

00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:54.199
would you offer that person? Because I'm just

00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:56.159
flipping the script. I'm the devil on your shoulder.

00:42:56.420 --> 00:42:57.880
Like, would you take the offer you'd offer someone?

00:42:57.880 --> 00:43:01.760
If it were me, I would, I would... Assuming it's

00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:05.179
just gonna hold for the day or less, 50 grand.

00:43:05.380 --> 00:43:08.420
50 grand? 50 grand, yeah. If he wants to give

00:43:08.420 --> 00:43:11.440
me more, great. Yeah. That's fair. That's fair.

00:43:11.920 --> 00:43:16.559
50 grand, for sure. No longer, at no longer read...

00:43:16.619 --> 00:43:19.320
Mike from Texas, hi guys. You make me laugh and

00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:22.860
think. I voted for Trump twice. WTF was I thinking?

00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:25.440
Is it too late? Is this guy gonna permanently

00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:28.820
fuck this country? Uh, well, Mike... He already

00:43:28.820 --> 00:43:33.500
has. Yeah. I think maybe too little too late.

00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:36.579
But I am something of a Debbie Downer when it

00:43:36.579 --> 00:43:40.980
comes to politics. I, uh... I tend to see the...

00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:43.400
try to see the best in people, but I tend to

00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:45.900
see the worst in politics because it always tends

00:43:45.900 --> 00:43:48.780
to be the worst. Yeah. Especially in this country.

00:43:49.820 --> 00:43:51.960
So permanently fuck the country. I would already

00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:54.639
check that one off the list. Yeah. Is it too

00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:58.159
late? Potentially. Potentially. Potentially.

00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:01.039
I mean, these these cunts are already trying

00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:04.800
to to rig the 2026 midterms. They sure are. So

00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:07.780
there's reports out that, you know, insiders

00:44:07.780 --> 00:44:11.639
have said Kamala likely won right when there's

00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:16.800
a report and an ex CIA insider yeah, so Is it

00:44:16.800 --> 00:44:20.280
too little too late? I think so I think so and

00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:24.099
what to answer what you were thinking I've no

00:44:24.099 --> 00:44:26.940
idea right I have no idea how you can vote for

00:44:26.940 --> 00:44:31.280
this this pedophilic Racist once let alone twice,

00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:34.679
and it makes me wonder why you did is it because

00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:37.860
you are racist is it because you were brainwashed

00:44:38.139 --> 00:44:43.400
I don't know. I do not find an easy answer for

00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:47.320
how you could have voted for him. Right. I know.

00:44:47.980 --> 00:44:49.760
I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't have

00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:54.000
to tell you, Mike. My last one, of course, at

00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:57.900
Stoner Stanley 420. Oh, my man. I'm going to

00:44:57.900 --> 00:45:00.280
try not to do a Jimmy Fallon break here. Right,

00:45:00.380 --> 00:45:04.480
right, right. Where did I go, Momo and Alan?

00:45:05.460 --> 00:45:09.239
You make me laugh where I was, but where was

00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:15.460
that? Kevam said I took his snail, but I don't

00:45:15.460 --> 00:45:23.039
even know how to drive Oh Stan How do you have

00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:28.280
a van then? Did he acquire the van as it was

00:45:28.280 --> 00:45:31.860
on the river? He probably did. He probably bought

00:45:31.860 --> 00:45:34.320
the van not knowing it was by a river And also

00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:35.719
for kidding he doesn't know how to drive. And

00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:37.860
he doesn't know how to drive. So he was in the

00:45:37.860 --> 00:45:41.440
trees on the run last week. And by this week

00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:45.139
he stole Kevam's snail. Snail. I didn't know

00:45:45.139 --> 00:45:47.980
he had one. No. I know he messed with earthworms.

00:45:47.980 --> 00:45:50.300
That is true. Did do that. That is true. But

00:45:50.300 --> 00:45:53.500
now we know Kevam no longer has his snail. No.

00:45:55.860 --> 00:45:58.039
You make me laugh, but where was that? I have

00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:00.219
no idea. No. We don't even know where you are.

00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:03.780
We have no idea. That is not we have no idea

00:46:03.780 --> 00:46:07.079
where the van on the river is There's so many

00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:10.400
rivers in this country. Oh Yeah, and snails.

00:46:10.659 --> 00:46:12.900
I mean, I'm assuming he's in Indiana, but I could

00:46:12.900 --> 00:46:17.099
well I'm pretty sure he is because He tries to

00:46:17.099 --> 00:46:20.179
do his business on the down low. That's true.

00:46:20.300 --> 00:46:22.539
That's true I'm assuming he's here. It'd have

00:46:22.539 --> 00:46:24.440
to be one of the states where his business is

00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:28.059
not you know Yeah, within the letter of the law,

00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:32.119
correct Yeah. Interesante. Very interesting.

00:46:32.659 --> 00:46:35.760
Well, Stoner, I don't know what to tell you other

00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:38.880
than I'm not sure where you're at. Maybe take

00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:42.579
a tolerance break and just take her easy for

00:46:42.579 --> 00:46:45.440
a bit. Yeah. And maybe leave Kevin Malone for

00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:47.800
a little while. I think it might be a good idea.

00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:49.679
He might need a break. He might need that snail

00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:52.039
back too. I think so. Yeah. I definitely think

00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:54.730
he's going to need that. That takes us to our

00:46:54.730 --> 00:46:58.829
next segment, which is the other foods Aiden

00:46:58.829 --> 00:47:02.530
examines foods from around the world that are

00:47:02.530 --> 00:47:06.949
a bit unusual and quite unsavory Quite frankly

00:47:06.949 --> 00:47:10.570
would probably make a billy goat puke What do

00:47:10.570 --> 00:47:12.289
you have for us this weekend the other foods

00:47:12.289 --> 00:47:15.550
this week? I found this quaint little article

00:47:15.550 --> 00:47:22.019
on this fun -looking I probably homemade webpage.

00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:26.659
The Charmed Kitchen. Oh. Judy Cooks Here is its

00:47:26.659 --> 00:47:29.440
subtitle. So this apparently is Judy's cooking

00:47:29.440 --> 00:47:32.980
blog. So this is on the charmedkitchen .com.

00:47:33.099 --> 00:47:36.179
Don't go out and pester Judy. She's probably

00:47:36.179 --> 00:47:39.159
a fine person. Probably. I just thought it was

00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:42.539
important to bring up one of her recipes. This

00:47:42.539 --> 00:47:47.679
is Jellied Pig's Feet. Oh. Jellied Pig's Feet

00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:51.849
from Judy's cooking blog on the Charmed Kitchen.

00:47:52.489 --> 00:47:55.250
Jelly pig's feet, this is a dish that, I'm quoting

00:47:55.250 --> 00:47:57.389
her by the way, them, I don't know if it's a

00:47:57.389 --> 00:48:00.250
her. This is a dish you either love or hate.

00:48:00.409 --> 00:48:03.389
It is a dish I grew up with and love it. Not

00:48:03.389 --> 00:48:06.389
my words. There's my Polish grandmother made

00:48:06.389 --> 00:48:09.090
it and so did my mom. I can remember my father

00:48:09.090 --> 00:48:12.610
always adding a splash of vinegar to his. Because

00:48:12.610 --> 00:48:15.070
why not, right? Because why not? The dish is

00:48:15.070 --> 00:48:17.449
pretty simple really. Pig's feet, sometimes called

00:48:17.449 --> 00:48:20.190
trotters, cooked in water with salt and aromatic

00:48:20.190 --> 00:48:22.710
veggies until very tender. The stock is strained

00:48:22.710 --> 00:48:24.909
and then the pig's feet are returned to the stock

00:48:24.909 --> 00:48:28.650
and it is chilled until it sets up. The stock

00:48:28.650 --> 00:48:32.989
is very gelatinous and it can be sliced to serve.

00:48:33.929 --> 00:48:36.969
Similar to head cheese, which we have talked

00:48:36.969 --> 00:48:38.809
about. Which we have talked about, yes we have.

00:48:39.159 --> 00:48:41.840
The difference from one cook to the other is

00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:44.360
whether the pig's feet are returned to the stock

00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:46.900
whole Or if the meat and skin is removed before

00:48:46.900 --> 00:48:49.539
the bones from the bones before they are added

00:48:49.539 --> 00:48:52.920
They say I've had it both ways. It's much easier

00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:58.000
to eat when the bones are removed Also, how would

00:48:58.000 --> 00:49:01.619
you cut it and slice it up like a jello mold

00:49:01.619 --> 00:49:05.880
if there's bones in the pig's feet, right? I'm

00:49:05.880 --> 00:49:11.349
just asking I'm just asking questions. Yeah,

00:49:11.789 --> 00:49:14.570
if you want jellied pig's feet, that's the spot

00:49:14.570 --> 00:49:19.150
you go for your recipe, is Judy's Cooking Blog.

00:49:19.429 --> 00:49:24.230
Judy's Cooking Blog. Judy, I don't know you.

00:49:24.949 --> 00:49:29.289
You may be a wonderful woman. And obviously you're

00:49:29.289 --> 00:49:32.960
a content creator. You're amongst us many. folks

00:49:32.960 --> 00:49:37.440
you find on social media and writers and bloggers

00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:40.860
and all those fine, beautiful folks. A wonderful

00:49:40.860 --> 00:49:44.119
person with a Polish background. Indeed, indeed.

00:49:44.679 --> 00:49:47.659
And originally from Chicago, the Polish community

00:49:47.659 --> 00:49:50.659
holds a special place in my heart, especially

00:49:50.659 --> 00:49:52.699
when they make puchkies. God bless their soul.

00:49:53.800 --> 00:50:02.889
But I do have to say this. Stop. Like, it's one

00:50:02.889 --> 00:50:07.329
of those things where I'm grossed out by it,

00:50:07.349 --> 00:50:10.230
in theory. I've never had it in practice, and

00:50:10.230 --> 00:50:12.750
it's probably going to stay that way. But it's

00:50:12.750 --> 00:50:14.670
one of those things where it's like, I kind of

00:50:14.670 --> 00:50:17.889
get it. You know? Like, you read these articles

00:50:17.889 --> 00:50:21.070
about, like, Native American practices and not

00:50:21.070 --> 00:50:24.750
letting parts of the animal you've slaughtered

00:50:24.750 --> 00:50:30.610
go to waste. Sure. But, ah. Gosh, it's such a

00:50:30.610 --> 00:50:33.670
privileged take to have, too. It's like, mm,

00:50:33.829 --> 00:50:36.449
I don't think I want it. But if I was hungry

00:50:36.449 --> 00:50:39.630
enough, I would absolutely have it. Yeah. You

00:50:39.630 --> 00:50:42.030
know? If that's what was available, yeah, I'm

00:50:42.030 --> 00:50:44.510
gonna have that. So it's like, it is a very privileged

00:50:44.510 --> 00:50:49.130
thing for me to say, mm, yuck. But also, like,

00:50:49.269 --> 00:50:53.190
yuck, right? It's yuck. It's yuck. It's the whole

00:50:53.190 --> 00:50:56.650
point of the segment. Yeah. And I do have to

00:50:56.650 --> 00:51:01.909
say that... I would rather graze than eat this

00:51:01.909 --> 00:51:03.610
shit. Just throw me in the sty with the pigs,

00:51:03.710 --> 00:51:06.369
right? I'm not doing it. You take this, and you're

00:51:06.369 --> 00:51:10.050
Sir Strumming, and you're, god, one of those

00:51:10.050 --> 00:51:12.349
Filipino egg things. Head jeans on the balut.

00:51:12.989 --> 00:51:17.730
Yeah. Take all that, and just stick it up your

00:51:17.730 --> 00:51:20.010
Rudy Poo candy ass, because I don't want any

00:51:20.010 --> 00:51:24.360
of it. As I said, I will go out into a pasture.

00:51:24.840 --> 00:51:26.980
I will nudge Bessie. I'll be like, hey, babe,

00:51:27.179 --> 00:51:29.820
move over. And I will graze on that shit before

00:51:29.820 --> 00:51:33.840
I eat any of that. 100%. Yuck. That is a yuck.

00:51:34.300 --> 00:51:36.800
Good life to you, Judy. Be well. Good life. I

00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:42.079
wish you the best. Talk about sausage, kielbasa.

00:51:42.539 --> 00:51:45.239
Talk about that stuff. Talk about pierogies.

00:51:48.990 --> 00:51:53.170
Stop that. Just don't keep your damn pig's feet

00:51:53.170 --> 00:51:56.329
out my jello mold. Yeah, no, no shit. Just kind

00:51:56.329 --> 00:52:00.210
of, you know, God, I hope she sat there after

00:52:00.210 --> 00:52:02.530
that and was like, I shouldn't have done that.

00:52:02.530 --> 00:52:06.010
Yeah, I really hope that entered her brain space

00:52:06.010 --> 00:52:08.329
at some point. I really do, because that is.

00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:11.480
Wow. Yeah. I wonder if the Polish grandma had

00:52:11.480 --> 00:52:14.760
a hand in like, Darling, have you uploaded my

00:52:14.760 --> 00:52:17.900
specialty pig's feet recipe to your blog yet?

00:52:18.360 --> 00:52:20.960
And then Judy's like, Oh, God. Yeah, Grandma.

00:52:21.840 --> 00:52:23.639
I'll do it right now. I'll get you the link here

00:52:23.639 --> 00:52:26.980
soon. Yeah. Fuck. Since she does that. And then,

00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:28.980
oh, she served divorce papers. I wonder why.

00:52:29.519 --> 00:52:32.460
Well, you know, that. Damn it, Judy's grandma.

00:52:32.820 --> 00:52:34.920
Damn it, Judy's grandma. You messed up the whole

00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:38.269
thing for everyone. Before we get to our next

00:52:38.269 --> 00:52:40.809
break, it is time for the Fry Guy Fry review,

00:52:42.070 --> 00:52:45.190
and this has been the hot one, well, other than

00:52:45.190 --> 00:52:51.269
McDonald's, which is superior thus far. Wendy's,

00:52:51.269 --> 00:52:53.769
Wendy's Fries, that have seen a couple of different

00:52:53.769 --> 00:52:57.829
iterations of them. The current fry is a pretty

00:52:57.829 --> 00:53:02.670
good fry, but heavily dependent. on the temperature

00:53:02.670 --> 00:53:06.269
per location and fry cook yeah yeah it really

00:53:06.269 --> 00:53:10.670
is and so i took a shot and i mean you're talking

00:53:10.670 --> 00:53:12.610
about this score could have been in the sixes

00:53:12.610 --> 00:53:15.389
it could have been pushing i mean you that wide

00:53:15.389 --> 00:53:18.630
of a range yeah depending unpredictable wendys

00:53:18.630 --> 00:53:21.809
so i went to the wendys here in valperezo off

00:53:21.809 --> 00:53:28.690
of route 30 got my fries and was pleasantly surprised

00:53:28.690 --> 00:53:31.909
hot Well, and here's, I should say this before

00:53:31.909 --> 00:53:35.250
I give my score. Like, I've been to Wendy's before,

00:53:35.809 --> 00:53:37.869
after they came out the marketing campaign, our

00:53:37.869 --> 00:53:40.110
fries are always hot. And then I always found,

00:53:40.329 --> 00:53:42.730
like, after that campaign came out, that they

00:53:42.730 --> 00:53:45.329
weren't always hot. I'm like, oh, you guys just,

00:53:45.329 --> 00:53:47.730
you should not say that if you're not gonna hold

00:53:47.730 --> 00:53:50.489
yourself to it. The fries are always hot. Asterisk.

00:53:50.750 --> 00:53:53.210
Yeah. I'll be like, homie, I'll wait five minutes.

00:53:53.269 --> 00:53:55.630
Are you gonna give me some hot fries? But...

00:53:55.639 --> 00:53:58.159
Just don't promise it and then throw a bag at

00:53:58.159 --> 00:54:00.179
me And then you take them out and you're like

00:54:00.179 --> 00:54:02.860
how lukewarm these things been sitting under

00:54:02.860 --> 00:54:06.780
the lamp for five minutes Or longer. Yeah, probably

00:54:06.780 --> 00:54:10.900
longer But these were perfect. They I don't know

00:54:10.900 --> 00:54:12.480
if they're right out of the fryer, but they were

00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:16.619
very very hot The texture was perfect salted

00:54:16.619 --> 00:54:20.699
perfectly as I said, that's a skill because You

00:54:20.699 --> 00:54:22.820
can under salt. That's fine. I'll put the salt

00:54:22.820 --> 00:54:25.929
on I know how much I like But if you oversalt,

00:54:26.730 --> 00:54:28.409
that's no bueno because you can't take that shit

00:54:28.409 --> 00:54:30.630
off. Right. Right. It's oversalted. It is really

00:54:30.630 --> 00:54:34.869
salty. These were perfect. And they stayed hot

00:54:34.869 --> 00:54:37.730
for a while, like almost until I was finished

00:54:37.730 --> 00:54:41.309
with them. So that was also a plus. They were

00:54:41.309 --> 00:54:44.909
really good. And it got to the point where, all

00:54:44.909 --> 00:54:48.730
right, is this close to McDonald's? Is it is

00:54:48.730 --> 00:54:53.050
it in the neighborhood? Right. And so I have

00:54:53.050 --> 00:55:00.340
to say no. Close, but no cigar. I can't remember

00:55:00.340 --> 00:55:01.840
what I gave McDonnell. I'll have to go back.

00:55:01.860 --> 00:55:03.300
I'll have to make a list. It might have been

00:55:03.300 --> 00:55:05.179
like a 9 -3 or a 9 -5. I think it was a 9 -3

00:55:05.179 --> 00:55:07.900
or something like that. I give Wendy's a very,

00:55:07.900 --> 00:55:11.219
very, very solid 8 .8. 8 .8? It's either my second

00:55:11.219 --> 00:55:14.300
or third highest so far. It was a really good

00:55:14.300 --> 00:55:16.659
fry. That's fantastic news. It was a really good

00:55:16.659 --> 00:55:19.139
fry. I was very happy with it. Because as I said,

00:55:19.579 --> 00:55:22.559
it's a gamble. It's hit or miss. Wendy's is a

00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:25.869
gamble fry. That's the that's the caveat of the

00:55:25.869 --> 00:55:28.230
fry guy fry review. Yeah rank them as you receive

00:55:28.230 --> 00:55:31.250
them. Oh sure Yeah, so there could be a Wendy's

00:55:31.250 --> 00:55:34.110
part two at some point there could be just to

00:55:34.110 --> 00:55:37.289
see if they remain in the high eight I think

00:55:37.289 --> 00:55:39.610
that's fair. Yeah, I definitely think that's

00:55:39.610 --> 00:55:42.369
fair try different location. Yep. Yeah, no doubt

00:55:42.369 --> 00:55:44.510
Yeah, so that's the fry guy review. I've tried

00:55:44.510 --> 00:55:46.929
a few others, but obviously you're gonna wait

00:55:46.929 --> 00:55:52.079
cuz we do one a week I'm just gonna say One of

00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:57.199
them I tried is a controversial place, but a

00:55:57.199 --> 00:55:59.360
place that has really good fries. So I think

00:55:59.360 --> 00:56:01.679
we'll save that one for next week. Interesting.

00:56:02.300 --> 00:56:05.539
Yes. Gotta stay tuned. Gotta stay tuned. Let's

00:56:05.539 --> 00:56:08.920
take a quick break and then we're on to our feature

00:56:08.920 --> 00:56:22.869
segment, You Just Made the List. All right, we're

00:56:22.869 --> 00:56:26.829
back everybody and it is time for you just made

00:56:26.829 --> 00:56:29.550
the list here on the mark most show I am your

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host mark morning along with Aiden Maloney, please

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like subscribe Share, shout at the top of your

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lungs. Send your friend a carrier pigeon, however

00:56:40.070 --> 00:56:41.829
you want to tell them. Yeah, put the MarkMos

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it via carrier pigeon to your friend. I think

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that would be amazing. That would be all right.

00:56:49.989 --> 00:56:52.989
So you just made the list, and it's a top 10

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list, 10 to 2, number 1, Big Reveal. And the

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only rule, as far as I know, hold on, let me

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look. Double checking? Page eight, subsection

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B. Yeah, there's one rule. Page eight? Yeah.

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Oh, no. Yeah. One rule, no rules. Thank God.

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I know you were concerned. I can't believe they

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had to put that on a subsection of page eight.

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I know, right? Yeah. The first seven pages are

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blank. Don't worry. Fff lawyers. What are you

00:57:20.510 --> 00:57:22.590
going to do? All this red tape we have to deal

00:57:22.590 --> 00:57:25.869
with. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. Well, this, you

00:57:25.869 --> 00:57:30.090
just made the list. is about American football.

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And I say it that way because I know we have

00:57:32.070 --> 00:57:34.769
an international audience. And if I say football,

00:57:35.349 --> 00:57:40.610
you'll probably be like, oh, AC Milan, DC Franklin.

00:57:40.989 --> 00:57:43.349
I don't know all your teams. DC Franklinvelts.

00:57:43.670 --> 00:57:48.239
DC Franklinvelts. We're the tip toppers. Yeah,

00:57:48.239 --> 00:57:52.539
I don't know all of your groups. Bayern Munich,

00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:59.400
I know that one. Right. Liverpool. Livers. Liver

00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:03.460
in a pool. I don't know. You got teams. It's

00:58:03.460 --> 00:58:05.980
fine. This is American football, though. And

00:58:05.980 --> 00:58:09.400
it's our top 10. And so the caveat to this one,

00:58:09.539 --> 00:58:12.019
word of the day, is that it could be college

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or pro. And that's rather interesting because

00:58:16.139 --> 00:58:17.880
we're both college and professional football

00:58:17.880 --> 00:58:19.760
fans, but if we kind of put that together, then

00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:24.340
it's like, oh, okay. Quite honestly, I couldn't

00:58:24.340 --> 00:58:26.679
put 10 professional football teams together that

00:58:26.679 --> 00:58:29.280
I like. No, right. That would be an ask. That

00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:32.820
would be an ask, yeah. Because then 10 through

00:58:32.820 --> 00:58:35.639
8 would be teams that, oh, these are just teams

00:58:35.639 --> 00:58:38.420
I don't dislike. I don't dislike them. Yeah,

00:58:38.420 --> 00:58:40.920
if they're on the TV and it's not going to impact

00:58:40.920 --> 00:58:43.519
my favorite teams, then whatever. If they're

00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:46.079
playing a team I hate, I'll root for them. Exactly.

00:58:46.500 --> 00:58:51.159
Exactly. That is very true. So I'll give you

00:58:51.159 --> 00:58:55.260
mine first. Here we go. Number 10, the Purdue

00:58:55.260 --> 00:58:59.320
Boilermakers. Nice, okay. Big 10 team. Number

00:58:59.320 --> 00:59:03.079
9, the Illinois Fighting Illini. Fighting Illini.

00:59:03.699 --> 00:59:08.619
I -L -L. I -N -I. There you go. Number 8, the

00:59:08.619 --> 00:59:11.800
Seattle Seahawks. Got to root for them. Oh yeah,

00:59:11.800 --> 00:59:13.880
oh yeah. Dig their logo, dig their unis, dig

00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:16.920
the stadium, 12th man. Back when Russ actually

00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:19.780
was cooking. Back when he was cooking. Broke

00:59:19.780 --> 00:59:23.630
his country. Oh wait, where is he now? Jets?

00:59:24.349 --> 00:59:29.190
No. No. He went to Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh country.

00:59:29.369 --> 00:59:32.710
Let's steal. Let's steal. He went there, and

00:59:32.710 --> 00:59:34.670
now he's not there anymore. Oh, he's a New York

00:59:34.670 --> 00:59:38.130
giant. Giant. That's right. He's a giant. What

00:59:38.130 --> 00:59:39.949
is it with New York teams and being really shit

00:59:39.949 --> 00:59:43.409
recently? I don't know. It's just like, God,

00:59:43.550 --> 00:59:46.690
what can we do to suck? Oh, yeah. Call CEO Russ

00:59:46.690 --> 00:59:51.670
Wilson. Yeah. Good Lord. Number seven, the Florida

00:59:51.670 --> 00:59:54.429
Gators. Hey, there you go. Great experience in

00:59:54.429 --> 00:59:58.170
that stadium. So much fun. Number six, the Arizona

00:59:58.170 --> 01:00:01.909
State Sun Devils. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Love

01:00:01.909 --> 01:00:07.239
that place. Number five. Oh, Rocky Top, you'll

01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:10.059
always be in this home to me. Home sweet home.

01:00:10.340 --> 01:00:13.860
Whatever. Trust me, you'll know it, because every

01:00:13.860 --> 01:00:15.460
time they get a first down or an interception

01:00:15.460 --> 01:00:18.340
or a fumble recovery or a touchdown, somebody

01:00:18.340 --> 01:00:22.739
farts. I don't know. They play Rocky Top. Yeah.

01:00:23.579 --> 01:00:26.280
And it's Tennessee Volunteers, Knoxville, Tennessee.

01:00:26.599 --> 01:00:29.539
Love that place. The old orange and white. The

01:00:29.539 --> 01:00:31.820
old orange and white. By the way, if you ever

01:00:31.820 --> 01:00:33.699
go to a game. Number one, it's a great experience.

01:00:33.940 --> 01:00:37.719
Number two, if you sit up top with your back

01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:42.019
to the river side of the stadium. Oh, sure. Oh,

01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:45.820
Leroy Jenkins is on the Leroy Jenkins is on the

01:00:45.820 --> 01:00:48.420
other side of that river. And whenever they score,

01:00:48.519 --> 01:00:52.300
he fires off a Civil War cannon. Oh, yeah. Boom.

01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:55.039
Look, my friend Steve and I are from Chicago.

01:00:55.119 --> 01:00:58.139
We ducked. We're like, okay, there's a thing.

01:00:58.420 --> 01:01:01.079
The blood's out here shootin'. Every way, blakka

01:01:01.079 --> 01:01:02.940
blakka, everybody else is like, what the hell

01:01:02.940 --> 01:01:06.239
are you doing? I'm like, you didn't hear that

01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:10.019
shit? Bang, behind us, 95. That's Leroy Jenkins.

01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:13.619
Yeah, I'm looking for books, school book depositories

01:01:13.619 --> 01:01:15.880
back behind me, right? I'm not sure what the

01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:18.820
shit is going on, but great atmosphere, great

01:01:18.820 --> 01:01:20.460
team, it's fun. Tennessee Volunteers, number

01:01:20.460 --> 01:01:24.619
five. Washington State Cougars. Go Cougs. Go

01:01:24.619 --> 01:01:29.139
Cougs. Number four. Number three, the Denver

01:01:29.139 --> 01:01:33.519
Broncos. There we go. Go Broncos. Number two.

01:01:33.760 --> 01:01:35.739
Makes me reminisce on the old Peyton Manning

01:01:35.739 --> 01:01:38.159
days. I wasn't alive for the John Elway days.

01:01:38.400 --> 01:01:39.880
Oh, those were great days. Peyton Manning's the

01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:43.719
best I got. Hey, not shabby. Not too shabby.

01:01:44.340 --> 01:01:46.460
And number two, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish

01:01:46.460 --> 01:01:48.860
played the national title game last year. Huge.

01:01:48.860 --> 01:01:51.159
And hopefully again this year. Our boy Freeman.

01:01:51.920 --> 01:01:55.059
What a stud. Our main man. Yep. He's a guy. Great

01:01:55.059 --> 01:01:57.840
coach. And I'll hold off my number one, which

01:01:57.840 --> 01:02:01.679
I have a feeling we share, but maybe not. Sounds

01:02:01.679 --> 01:02:05.960
likely. My number 10 the Colorado Buffalo. Oh,

01:02:05.960 --> 01:02:10.219
that's a good one Yeah, the girl NCAA teams kicking

01:02:10.219 --> 01:02:12.739
off number 10 there cool stadium. We went it

01:02:12.739 --> 01:02:14.699
was a little bit too chilly I didn't have a jacket

01:02:14.699 --> 01:02:17.119
you were freezing so I was pretty cold, but still

01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:20.260
a good game number nine I threw the Indianapolis

01:02:20.260 --> 01:02:22.800
Colts on here okay, because now we can actually

01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:26.960
root for them because You know yeah, it's been

01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:29.960
long enough since 2006 it has and I think before

01:02:29.960 --> 01:02:31.780
that we were actually in the same division at

01:02:31.780 --> 01:02:35.440
one point The Colts. Back when there were five

01:02:35.440 --> 01:02:41.760
teams per division, right? No. No? No, no. No,

01:02:41.840 --> 01:02:45.079
the Colts. Oh, they came from Baltimore. They're

01:02:45.079 --> 01:02:47.800
Baltimore. That's right. Oh, that was a funny

01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:49.559
story, too. They just bounced from Baltimore

01:02:49.559 --> 01:02:52.829
overnight. They did. Fuck you guys. It's like,

01:02:52.909 --> 01:02:54.929
it's like one thing to kind of just be like,

01:02:55.269 --> 01:02:56.989
oh, well, if you guys don't give us a stadium

01:02:56.989 --> 01:02:59.469
and blah, blah, blah, and we want this land,

01:02:59.690 --> 01:03:01.789
you know, and then cities and states and teams,

01:03:01.789 --> 01:03:05.130
they always fight over shit. And Ersay just one

01:03:05.130 --> 01:03:06.769
night was like, you know, we're going to move.

01:03:07.130 --> 01:03:11.079
Yeah. And his people are like. Okay, that's a

01:03:11.079 --> 01:03:14.900
like went up Looks his watch. Yeah now. Yeah,

01:03:14.900 --> 01:03:17.519
we could get moving like now We could just throw

01:03:17.519 --> 01:03:19.920
this shit in a couple of big Mayflower trucks

01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:22.539
Yeah, we'll just get out of here and literally

01:03:22.539 --> 01:03:25.340
left the city overnight. That's awesome and people

01:03:25.340 --> 01:03:28.159
woke up in the morning and their team was gone

01:03:28.159 --> 01:03:31.599
Such a gangster move. Fuck you Baltimore. Thank

01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:33.219
you Baltimore. We'll see you. Where you going,

01:03:33.480 --> 01:03:37.980
Indianapolis? Well worked yeah, it worked it

01:03:37.980 --> 01:03:41.420
worked. Yeah Colton here Number eight, Seattle

01:03:41.420 --> 01:03:43.900
Seahawks, of course. Oh, we both had them in

01:03:43.900 --> 01:03:46.400
eight, nice. Yes, yeah. Number seven, I had Purdue

01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:50.219
Boiler Makers. Boiler up. Number six, I had the

01:03:50.219 --> 01:03:53.059
Pittsburgh Steelers on there. Oh, okay. It's

01:03:53.059 --> 01:03:55.320
a nice, another Midwestern team to root for whenever,

01:03:55.900 --> 01:03:58.780
you know, our favorite teams blow shit. Number

01:03:58.780 --> 01:04:01.179
five, the Illinois Fightin' Illini, of course.

01:04:01.179 --> 01:04:03.679
Let's go. Number four, I had the Denver Broncos.

01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:06.820
Love it. I would have had them in the top three,

01:04:07.199 --> 01:04:08.840
but then they've got, I think they still have

01:04:08.840 --> 01:04:11.179
Sean Payton, and I don't like Sean Payton because

01:04:11.179 --> 01:04:13.559
of the shitty ad in New Orleans. Yeah, now that's

01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:16.599
fair. They dropped a spot to number three, Washington

01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:20.059
State Cougars. I love it. And number two, Notre

01:04:20.059 --> 01:04:23.619
Dame Fighting Irish. I love it. I love it. All

01:04:23.619 --> 01:04:28.360
right. Well, we got our number one. Anyone out

01:04:28.360 --> 01:04:30.079
there if you want to place bets on what you think

01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:32.820
our number ones are yeah, this is this is you're

01:04:32.820 --> 01:04:36.380
not gonna get good odds Yeah, it's not good odds

01:04:36.380 --> 01:04:39.480
not in there like $20 ,000 to get like one right,

01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:44.199
but It's the Chicago Bears Chicago Bears that

01:04:44.199 --> 01:04:48.860
bears that bears I believe the Bears are gonna

01:04:48.860 --> 01:04:53.670
go 26 and oh this year Somebody said they only

01:04:53.670 --> 01:04:56.150
play 17. I say hey, they're gonna play more and

01:04:56.150 --> 01:04:58.070
they'll play more just to prove a point more

01:04:58.070 --> 01:05:01.389
there They're gonna play an international team

01:05:01.389 --> 01:05:05.429
on on the moon They're going to win my friend

01:05:05.429 --> 01:05:10.130
112 to 2 Because you know that the weightlessness

01:05:10.130 --> 01:05:12.030
the ball kind of bounces, but we'll give him

01:05:12.030 --> 01:05:15.829
a safety They get a safety on that one, but they

01:05:15.829 --> 01:05:19.829
got a safety oopsie But the Bears should win

01:05:19.829 --> 01:05:24.610
for sure Oh man, unfortunately in my lifetime,

01:05:25.329 --> 01:05:28.030
I haven't seen a Super Bowl winning Bears team.

01:05:28.650 --> 01:05:31.610
Nope. Nor have I really seen an All -Star quarterback.

01:05:32.130 --> 01:05:36.289
I think the closest we got was Cutler. Well the

01:05:36.289 --> 01:05:37.969
closest we got to winning the Super Bowl, we

01:05:37.969 --> 01:05:41.869
had Rex Grossman, which was gross. That guy was

01:05:41.869 --> 01:05:46.269
a chode anyway. Yeah, Jay Cutler was hot and

01:05:46.269 --> 01:05:48.829
cold, fantastic when he was hot, and then like

01:05:48.829 --> 01:05:50.369
threw three interceptions a game when he was

01:05:50.369 --> 01:05:53.800
cold. So that was unfortunate. Yeah. But that

01:05:53.800 --> 01:05:56.820
was also during the Forte era, which was just

01:05:56.820 --> 01:05:59.920
exciting anyway. Forte was a stud. Stahaster

01:05:59.920 --> 01:06:04.019
was a stud. Yeah. Tillman. Peanut Punch. Yeah.

01:06:04.280 --> 01:06:06.980
Gotta love it. Erlacher Briggs. Yeah, man. Mike

01:06:06.980 --> 01:06:09.960
Brown. Those were the days. Yeah, man. That was

01:06:09.960 --> 01:06:12.679
a team. Yeah. We're looking forward to hoping

01:06:12.679 --> 01:06:17.090
this new quarterback is our guy. Yeah. You're

01:06:17.090 --> 01:06:20.050
unsure. I'm unsure. I'm unsure. I really am half

01:06:20.050 --> 01:06:22.750
of Chicago is unsure when you draft a young quarterback

01:06:22.750 --> 01:06:26.670
You you don't you don't know you do not know

01:06:26.670 --> 01:06:30.630
so true. I you know there were your Peyton Manning

01:06:30.630 --> 01:06:35.610
your Andrew Locke your Philip Rivers Drew Brees

01:06:35.610 --> 01:06:38.610
like you you go and you list these guys, but

01:06:38.610 --> 01:06:41.329
think about the fact that you could list ten

01:06:41.329 --> 01:06:44.030
guys But that's like over 20 25 years, right?

01:06:44.789 --> 01:06:48.889
So, at some point, you know, drafting, like,

01:06:48.949 --> 01:06:51.570
oh, everybody's gonna be Joe B, Joe Burr. Well,

01:06:51.630 --> 01:06:54.269
no. No. No, that's... No, they're not. No, they're

01:06:54.269 --> 01:06:57.070
not. And you're not even sure about if you get

01:06:57.070 --> 01:06:59.849
a quarterback in the top 10 picks. Patrick Mahomes

01:06:59.849 --> 01:07:03.050
was, what, pick number 16 or 17 in his draft.

01:07:04.050 --> 01:07:06.070
So, it's really tough to know if you have the

01:07:06.070 --> 01:07:07.190
right guy. A lot of teams passed him up. Yep.

01:07:07.449 --> 01:07:12.829
Because you do not know. Yeah. It's a crap shoot.

01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:15.500
The guy takes that next step and you just don't

01:07:15.500 --> 01:07:18.079
know if he's going to figure it out. Yeah. Like

01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:21.739
Justin Fields, I still have hope that the light

01:07:21.739 --> 01:07:23.699
will go on for him and he'll figure this shit

01:07:23.699 --> 01:07:26.400
out. I just don't think he's been on a good enough

01:07:26.400 --> 01:07:31.059
team. No. That is like, oh, here are his strong

01:07:31.059 --> 01:07:33.659
suits. Let's build the offense around what he

01:07:33.659 --> 01:07:37.840
does well. And then we'll see where we go. Right.

01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:42.519
His athleticism is remarkable. Right. It really,

01:07:42.519 --> 01:07:45.480
it really is. And as a matter of fact, the Steelers

01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:47.619
had a winning record when he was starting. And

01:07:47.619 --> 01:07:49.880
he took them out and they fucked it. So I was

01:07:49.880 --> 01:07:52.780
like, okay. Oh, we're going to let Russ cook

01:07:52.780 --> 01:07:55.239
now. Okay, Tom. Okay. All right. See how that

01:07:55.239 --> 01:07:57.960
pans out for you. But they played to his strengths

01:07:57.960 --> 01:08:00.719
and he did well. And now he's on the Jets and

01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:02.780
that's just where people go to die. That's true.

01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:05.119
That's true. So I unfortunately have no hope

01:08:05.119 --> 01:08:07.719
for him. I don't know if he's had an O -line.

01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:10.880
in his career that's given him more than two

01:08:10.880 --> 01:08:12.900
seconds in the pocket. It's true. Yeah, because

01:08:12.900 --> 01:08:16.079
Pittsburgh's line was ass last year. Yeah. So

01:08:16.079 --> 01:08:19.239
that's very true. And I feel bad because everybody

01:08:19.239 --> 01:08:21.060
has a go. He sucks. I'm like, who's he played

01:08:21.060 --> 01:08:24.119
with and played for? I just, I don't get it.

01:08:24.220 --> 01:08:26.359
I'm like, put him on a decent team with a good

01:08:26.359 --> 01:08:29.100
offensive line, build an offense around what

01:08:29.100 --> 01:08:33.180
he does well, and then judge him. Right. He's

01:08:33.180 --> 01:08:36.159
got a cannon and he's quick as shit. Right. That

01:08:36.159 --> 01:08:38.369
should be enough. Right. That should be enough

01:08:38.369 --> 01:08:40.750
to win more than you lose. Yeah. If everybody

01:08:40.750 --> 01:08:42.109
else is doing what they're supposed to freaking

01:08:42.109 --> 01:08:46.529
do. Alas, we went off the highway. Yeah, we went

01:08:46.529 --> 01:08:48.569
off the highway on that one, Justin. We still

01:08:48.569 --> 01:08:52.449
love you. We almost traversed back into the coach's

01:08:52.449 --> 01:08:56.750
corner days. Wow. You know what it was? We hit

01:08:56.750 --> 01:08:59.329
our habits. We talk about the Chicago Bears for

01:08:59.329 --> 01:09:03.250
five seconds and then we get heated. We do. There's

01:09:03.250 --> 01:09:06.579
something down. Down in the cockles, right? It

01:09:06.579 --> 01:09:08.979
just starts bubbling up. In the deep down, deep

01:09:08.979 --> 01:09:11.619
dark down. And away we go. Oh, yeah. And away

01:09:11.619 --> 01:09:15.140
we go. So that last five minutes was brought

01:09:15.140 --> 01:09:17.819
to you by Coaches Corner. Yeah, all of our...

01:09:17.819 --> 01:09:21.039
Our former sports show on WVLP radio in Valparaiso.

01:09:21.199 --> 01:09:23.060
All of our foreign listeners are like, I don't

01:09:23.060 --> 01:09:24.359
know what they're talking about, but they're

01:09:24.359 --> 01:09:27.399
very passionate. They're very passionate. They

01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:30.260
are very passionate about this Justin Fields.

01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:32.479
I don't even know what accent that was. That

01:09:32.479 --> 01:09:35.460
was fucked up. Let's claim that's Curacao. Curaçao,

01:09:35.460 --> 01:09:38.100
we love you. Yes, that's what Curaçaoians sound

01:09:38.100 --> 01:09:43.739
like I've heard just today right now and I'm

01:09:43.739 --> 01:09:45.319
gonna keep holding that belief until someone

01:09:45.319 --> 01:09:47.739
from Curaçao sends me a bottle of that blue Curaçao.

01:09:47.800 --> 01:09:50.720
That's right, and then says we do not talk like

01:09:50.720 --> 01:09:53.979
that. Yeah, we don't talk like this. Whatever

01:09:53.979 --> 01:09:56.539
I do. Euro -trashiness I just threw out there.

01:09:56.560 --> 01:09:58.140
I don't know if I speak like Germans either.

01:09:58.539 --> 01:10:01.340
No, probably not. I am from the Curaçao. We don't

01:10:01.340 --> 01:10:05.550
talk like this at all. Now, they were, what,

01:10:05.770 --> 01:10:07.409
they were originally Dutch, right? Dutch colonies,

01:10:08.489 --> 01:10:10.689
so. How the fuck do you - Herb and Gerben, or

01:10:10.689 --> 01:10:11.750
whatever the fuck the Dutch say. Herb and Gerben

01:10:11.750 --> 01:10:13.449
got like the Swedish chef. There was, yeah, there

01:10:13.449 --> 01:10:22.890
was one. There was a location on one of my GeoGuessr

01:10:22.890 --> 01:10:26.149
drops on Aidan's Pode the Right Way, and it was

01:10:26.149 --> 01:10:29.420
a Dutch drop. It was in the Netherlands. I think

01:10:29.420 --> 01:10:32.520
okay, and I was in a town It was called like

01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:35.199
hooper goober some shit like that. I was like

01:10:35.199 --> 01:10:38.619
this can't be real This this is this was it was

01:10:38.619 --> 01:10:40.779
it that town that was on the water. It was like

01:10:40.779 --> 01:10:44.199
a By the marinas it was like I remember that

01:10:44.199 --> 01:10:46.119
what it was it was like whooping looping or something

01:10:46.119 --> 01:10:48.600
looping I loved it, and I was like oh my god.

01:10:48.859 --> 01:10:51.380
This is like funnier than the bits I do about

01:10:51.380 --> 01:10:53.119
the Dutch How could you not want to live in a

01:10:53.119 --> 01:10:55.579
town called hoop and loop it sounds like satire?

01:10:55.930 --> 01:10:58.270
Exactly. I am from the Netherlands. I'm from

01:10:58.270 --> 01:11:00.510
the Netherlands. We live in Hoopen Loopen. Hoopen

01:11:00.510 --> 01:11:04.350
Loopen. Yeah. It's fucking hilarious. Right.

01:11:04.890 --> 01:11:08.189
Oh my god. It was in a province called like Friesland.

01:11:08.810 --> 01:11:10.949
I was like oh I love fries but Hoopen Loopen

01:11:10.949 --> 01:11:14.270
is dumb as shit. Right. There's a place called

01:11:14.270 --> 01:11:16.989
Friesland I'm probably gonna go. Yeah. Like man

01:11:16.989 --> 01:11:20.289
I love potatoes too. Yeah. No shit. Hi guys.

01:11:21.470 --> 01:11:24.039
Oh man. That's funny. I don't know how we got

01:11:24.039 --> 01:11:27.060
to Hoopin' Loopin' from the Bears, but we end

01:11:27.060 --> 01:11:30.579
up in the Badlands. We really do. We really do.

01:11:30.939 --> 01:11:34.100
You're welcome. That moves us to the next segment.

01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:36.500
Oh man, it's already off the rails. We're not

01:11:36.500 --> 01:11:40.470
even all the way down here, guys, but come. Come

01:11:40.470 --> 01:11:42.170
along with us. Yes, join the ride. Up in the

01:11:42.170 --> 01:11:46.069
car. Yeah. So anyway, review, preview, review,

01:11:46.189 --> 01:11:48.850
movie, preview, movie. I've got something for

01:11:48.850 --> 01:11:51.869
you this week. So I went and saw Fantastic Four,

01:11:52.130 --> 01:11:57.010
First Steps in a vibrant retro futuristic Earth

01:11:57.010 --> 01:12:00.770
828. Fantastic Four, Reed Richards, Sue Storm,

01:12:00.949 --> 01:12:05.069
Johnny Storm, Ben Grimm. They've seamlessly integrated

01:12:05.069 --> 01:12:09.689
as Earth's protectors. As Sue's pregnancy unfolds

01:12:09.689 --> 01:12:12.829
amid interstellar turmoil, a dire threat looms.

01:12:13.090 --> 01:12:17.229
Galactus, the planet -devouring entity, has set

01:12:17.229 --> 01:12:20.850
his sights on Earth. His herald, Shalabal, also

01:12:20.850 --> 01:12:24.270
known as the Silver Surfer, arrives with a warning

01:12:24.270 --> 01:12:27.890
that time is running out. The team must navigate

01:12:27.890 --> 01:12:30.430
cosmic battles, harnessing their unique powers

01:12:30.430 --> 01:12:33.409
while grappling with personal stakes and the

01:12:33.409 --> 01:12:36.000
impending birth of Sue's child. In a visually

01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:39.239
stunning blend of 1960s aesthetics and modern

01:12:39.239 --> 01:12:43.439
storytelling, they unite against Galactus, proving

01:12:43.439 --> 01:12:46.979
that family and courage are the ultimate forces

01:12:46.979 --> 01:12:50.439
against cosmic darkness. Their journey redefines

01:12:50.439 --> 01:12:53.560
heroism in a universe where stakes are cosmic.

01:12:54.039 --> 01:12:56.899
You like that? Hey, I love it! Inky transcends

01:12:56.899 --> 01:12:59.659
all. It was highly entertaining. I enjoyed how

01:12:59.659 --> 01:13:01.659
much they sourced directly from the comic books.

01:13:02.239 --> 01:13:05.840
I give the Fantastic Four a very solid 8 .1 out

01:13:05.840 --> 01:13:10.939
of 10. That's pretty fantastic. Four! Pretty

01:13:10.939 --> 01:13:16.119
fantastic for them. For them. But anyway. They'll

01:13:16.119 --> 01:13:19.739
be here all week. That's gotta be the highest

01:13:19.739 --> 01:13:22.460
rated Fantastic Four they've ever made, I would

01:13:22.460 --> 01:13:25.819
imagine. Oh yeah. As a matter of fact, the opening

01:13:25.819 --> 01:13:30.109
weekend of this Fantastic Four... beat the last

01:13:30.109 --> 01:13:32.569
attempt. In its whole run. In its whole run.

01:13:32.710 --> 01:13:36.689
Oh yeah. In its entire run. Yeah. Just storytelling

01:13:36.689 --> 01:13:40.090
is key. You know, Kevin Feige, he's gonna succeed

01:13:40.090 --> 01:13:42.550
more than he fails. Oh, he's a G. You gotta trust

01:13:42.550 --> 01:13:44.930
him. He's a G. And what they did with this I

01:13:44.930 --> 01:13:48.729
think was good. The one thing I would have liked

01:13:48.729 --> 01:13:51.970
a little bit more is a little bit more of a clue

01:13:51.970 --> 01:13:56.170
on where the hell, like, okay, the whole Thanos

01:13:56.170 --> 01:13:58.960
thing. That was an underlying storyline over

01:13:58.960 --> 01:14:02.340
the course of like 23 movies. That shit has never

01:14:02.340 --> 01:14:06.100
been done before. So now that all of us from

01:14:06.100 --> 01:14:10.560
a young age into old comic fans, we get to the

01:14:10.560 --> 01:14:13.520
next iteration of what Marvel is. And we're like...

01:14:13.260 --> 01:14:15.880
trying to draw the connect the dot thing and

01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:19.039
we're like looks more like a seismic graph we're

01:14:19.039 --> 01:14:22.239
like right right where where we go and geez some

01:14:22.239 --> 01:14:25.180
of these movies been good yeah like i want a

01:14:25.180 --> 01:14:28.159
connection like where's this all going because

01:14:28.159 --> 01:14:31.479
we get everybody together for something my question

01:14:31.479 --> 01:14:35.260
is going to be why right yeah because the the

01:14:35.260 --> 01:14:39.279
original first three phases the through plots

01:14:39.579 --> 01:14:42.819
Between each movie and how everything came together

01:14:42.819 --> 01:14:47.300
was Fascinating to see yeah, and then now I don't

01:14:47.300 --> 01:14:49.520
know if we're still in phase four if it's phase

01:14:49.520 --> 01:14:51.939
five now or whatever seven now whatever it is

01:14:51.939 --> 01:14:55.640
Yeah, it's like Well, what's what's really happened

01:14:55.640 --> 01:14:58.720
first of all? 2020 and the coronavirus happened

01:14:58.720 --> 01:15:03.979
and that yeah that was kind of hell on the production

01:15:03.979 --> 01:15:07.920
and writing industry and then you had the the

01:15:07.920 --> 01:15:10.720
SAG Union strikes, you had the Writers Guild

01:15:10.720 --> 01:15:14.859
strikes, and that, I mean, great for them, make

01:15:14.859 --> 01:15:18.380
sure you get paid for what you do, but that didn't

01:15:18.380 --> 01:15:22.560
help Marvel's success, and it's like, what's

01:15:22.560 --> 01:15:25.119
the next thing, you know? And then you've got

01:15:25.119 --> 01:15:27.640
shit tied up in Disney Plus, because Disney's

01:15:27.640 --> 01:15:29.600
always trying to make a fucking dollar, and it's

01:15:29.600 --> 01:15:32.060
like... I don't know if that's really helped

01:15:32.060 --> 01:15:34.619
them. I would almost argue the Disney Plus stuff

01:15:34.619 --> 01:15:36.819
has hindered more than helped. I think it's hindered

01:15:36.819 --> 01:15:41.260
because they've tied their quote -unquote TV

01:15:41.260 --> 01:15:43.479
shows to the movies. Right. Like if they just

01:15:43.479 --> 01:15:46.819
did their own independent shit, it would it would

01:15:46.819 --> 01:15:50.060
be fine. But because they're tying it in together,

01:15:50.140 --> 01:15:53.479
now you're asking your fans, well, number one,

01:15:53.619 --> 01:15:55.680
get another service. You got to get Disney, which

01:15:55.680 --> 01:15:56.939
if you're a Marvel fan, you're probably going

01:15:56.939 --> 01:16:00.050
to do it anyway. But. You're you're asking them

01:16:00.050 --> 01:16:03.189
to commit time to these series so you can keep

01:16:03.189 --> 01:16:05.270
up. So when you go to the movies, you're not

01:16:05.270 --> 01:16:08.090
like, oh I'm not sure I get what's going on.

01:16:08.289 --> 01:16:10.350
Who's that character? Who's that dude? What is

01:16:10.350 --> 01:16:13.529
the TVA? Right, you know, so when you get somebody,

01:16:13.750 --> 01:16:15.710
you know, you get Owen Wilson. Wow, you get Owen

01:16:15.710 --> 01:16:18.489
Wilson that pops up in a movie and you've never

01:16:18.489 --> 01:16:21.250
seen Loki and you're just like, oh, it's Owen

01:16:21.250 --> 01:16:23.970
Wilson doing these movies. What is he doing?

01:16:24.590 --> 01:16:29.399
What's wrong with his nose? Wow wow wow that's

01:16:29.399 --> 01:16:37.100
so rude Sorry Owen, we love you But any and and

01:16:37.100 --> 01:16:39.119
if you haven't seen Loki see it. It's a great

01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:42.260
series great series excellent. I love it But

01:16:42.260 --> 01:16:44.319
at any rate, I think that you make a good point.

01:16:44.500 --> 01:16:46.340
I think there's just like you're having people

01:16:46.340 --> 01:16:49.699
invest extra time into these series. And they

01:16:49.699 --> 01:16:52.039
may say, oh, it's just for more enjoyment. And

01:16:52.039 --> 01:16:54.619
while that may be true, you're sitting there

01:16:54.619 --> 01:16:57.220
like this series has nothing to do with anything.

01:16:57.239 --> 01:16:59.079
And then this one is like, oh, shit, if I don't

01:16:59.079 --> 01:17:00.859
watch this one, then I can't watch that one.

01:17:00.899 --> 01:17:02.640
And then I got to go to the movies. But now they're

01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:05.100
telling me I got to see that it's too much jumping

01:17:05.100 --> 01:17:09.009
around. And you're developing characters. Off

01:17:09.009 --> 01:17:11.750
essentially off -site because the site for Marvel

01:17:11.750 --> 01:17:14.750
is the theater, right? Yes the movies and you're

01:17:14.750 --> 01:17:17.569
developing them off -site So you're essentially

01:17:17.569 --> 01:17:21.970
changing a character. Yes and Giving them different

01:17:21.970 --> 01:17:24.210
back stories or altering how they will behave

01:17:24.210 --> 01:17:27.010
in the future In a place where people aren't

01:17:27.010 --> 01:17:30.890
used to watching Marvel content. Uh -huh. So

01:17:30.890 --> 01:17:34.390
Right. It's just a thought as to you know, a

01:17:34.390 --> 01:17:37.289
thought experiment as to why Marvel seems different

01:17:37.550 --> 01:17:41.850
After yeah after yeah endgame. I agree. It is

01:17:41.850 --> 01:17:44.109
definitely different not that it's bad There

01:17:44.109 --> 01:17:46.430
there have been some good like I think I thought

01:17:46.430 --> 01:17:48.930
the first couple see I thought one division one

01:17:48.930 --> 01:17:51.670
division was excellent Loki was great Loki I

01:17:51.670 --> 01:17:55.210
enjoyed Captain America and Falcon. Yeah, well

01:17:55.210 --> 01:17:59.229
Falcon that that and now it's yeah. Yeah Yeah,

01:17:59.250 --> 01:18:02.510
I enjoyed those all of those are really good.

01:18:02.609 --> 01:18:05.029
And but then there's some where it was just kind

01:18:05.029 --> 01:18:09.479
of like meh Yeah, it's just like is okay. Mm

01:18:09.479 --> 01:18:13.600
-hmm. It's not great but Once again, it's you

01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:16.159
almost you must have to watch it, right? Because

01:18:16.159 --> 01:18:18.659
even if there's just a few Easter eggs It's gonna

01:18:18.659 --> 01:18:20.539
be the difference between you sitting in that

01:18:20.539 --> 01:18:24.159
theater and half the theater going. Oh And you

01:18:24.159 --> 01:18:27.399
going what? Yeah, what just happened. I don't

01:18:27.210 --> 01:18:30.689
Oh, I missed one episode on Disney Plus. It was

01:18:30.689 --> 01:18:32.710
kind of like, I'll give you a perfect example,

01:18:32.729 --> 01:18:34.149
and you'll know this because we saw this one

01:18:34.149 --> 01:18:37.590
together in the theater. We went to see the Spider

01:18:37.590 --> 01:18:40.189
-Man movie, No Way Home. Yeah, that was great.

01:18:40.409 --> 01:18:46.010
With, spoiler, with Tobey Maguire and Andrew

01:18:46.010 --> 01:18:49.289
Garfield. Yeah. And so, literally, it was the

01:18:49.289 --> 01:18:51.310
three Spider -Men point. It was kind of funny.

01:18:52.289 --> 01:18:54.989
Anyway, so being able to see that, and then early

01:18:54.989 --> 01:18:59.189
in the movie, like shit goes crazy because Mysterio

01:18:59.189 --> 01:19:01.229
before he dies is like Peter Parker, Spider -Man

01:19:01.229 --> 01:19:04.210
and everything goes crazy. And so he's in his

01:19:04.210 --> 01:19:07.810
aunt's place with him and Happy and I think there's

01:19:07.810 --> 01:19:10.029
a few other people and his attorney is there

01:19:10.029 --> 01:19:12.869
and his attorney is Matt Murdock. So if you don't

01:19:12.869 --> 01:19:16.689
watch Daredevil and know who that actor is and

01:19:16.689 --> 01:19:18.189
he sits there and somebody throws a brick through

01:19:18.189 --> 01:19:21.310
the window and Matt Murdock just catches it like

01:19:21.310 --> 01:19:23.909
it's nothing. And you're just like, oh, who is

01:19:23.909 --> 01:19:26.779
like Half the people in theater were like, oh,

01:19:26.960 --> 01:19:29.220
and then there were people like, who's this man?

01:19:29.380 --> 01:19:32.140
Who's that guy? Why was that? OK, yeah, he caught

01:19:32.140 --> 01:19:35.359
the wreck. It's like you missed the point. Yeah.

01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:39.439
Like you haven't seen Daredevil. That was you,

01:19:39.720 --> 01:19:44.119
like them, letting us know, hey, these whole

01:19:44.119 --> 01:19:48.260
Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Defenders group, Punisher.

01:19:49.400 --> 01:19:51.300
They're they're gonna fuck with spider. Yeah,

01:19:51.399 --> 01:19:54.939
they're in that and quite frankly. I'll drop

01:19:54.939 --> 01:19:58.680
this hot bit of information John Baranthals the

01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:01.279
Punisher is going to be in the next spider -man

01:20:01.279 --> 01:20:05.920
movie curious Let's go. Whoo. I'll be good. That's

01:20:05.920 --> 01:20:08.000
hot. Oh, yeah, that's hot I'm looking forward

01:20:08.000 --> 01:20:10.159
to that. Somebody also said Ruffalo and Hulk's

01:20:10.159 --> 01:20:13.479
gonna be on it too. So That sounds like it's

01:20:13.479 --> 01:20:16.779
going to be a jolly old time. And they actually

01:20:16.779 --> 01:20:18.840
said there's gonna be a battle between Spider

01:20:18.840 --> 01:20:22.479
-Man and Hulk. How that happens or why, I don't

01:20:22.479 --> 01:20:25.479
know. Probably because, for those of you paying

01:20:25.479 --> 01:20:28.479
attention, everybody forgets Peter Parker. So

01:20:28.479 --> 01:20:30.619
maybe Hulk's like, F this little Spider -Man.

01:20:30.739 --> 01:20:32.560
And they just start fighting. That could be fun.

01:20:33.560 --> 01:20:35.760
But at any rate, like I said, if you're not kept

01:20:35.760 --> 01:20:38.939
up on stuff, there's gonna be holes for you.

01:20:39.140 --> 01:20:42.819
It's tough. Yeah, my preview quickly here is

01:20:42.819 --> 01:20:45.460
a movie called Weapons. In the eerie town of

01:20:45.460 --> 01:20:48.699
Hollow Creek, the clock strikes 2 17 a .m. and

01:20:48.699 --> 01:20:51.239
the lives of 17 families are shattered as their

01:20:51.239 --> 01:20:53.460
children inexplicably vanish from their beds.

01:20:54.000 --> 01:20:56.239
The only survivor is a young Alex who holds the

01:20:56.239 --> 01:20:58.479
key to the mystery, but his silence is deafening.

01:20:58.800 --> 01:21:01.279
As the days unfold, the intertwined lives of

01:21:01.279 --> 01:21:04.340
teacher Justine grieving father Archer and determined

01:21:04.340 --> 01:21:08.159
cop Paul unravel dark secrets and unearth childhood

01:21:08.159 --> 01:21:11.590
terrors. Each character's perspective reveals

01:21:11.590 --> 01:21:14.210
the town's hidden past, where supernatural forces

01:21:14.210 --> 01:21:17.289
intertwine with human sorrow. As tensions rise

01:21:17.289 --> 01:21:20.090
and paranoia grips Hollow Creek, the question

01:21:20.090 --> 01:21:23.430
looms. What truly happened that fateful night?

01:21:24.149 --> 01:21:27.189
With echoes of Stephen King's dread and a nod

01:21:27.189 --> 01:21:30.609
to horror classics, Weapons explores the haunting

01:21:30.609 --> 01:21:34.390
nature of loss and the shadows that linger. Weapons

01:21:34.390 --> 01:21:36.970
premieres nationwide August 8th. That sounds

01:21:36.970 --> 01:21:39.069
fantastic. How does that not sound like something

01:21:39.069 --> 01:21:41.189
you want to run out and see? Oh yeah, that sounds

01:21:41.189 --> 01:21:44.270
fantastic. Because, look, there are horror movies

01:21:44.270 --> 01:21:46.390
like Saw, where it's just like, brrr, on my arm!

01:21:46.649 --> 01:21:48.550
You know, just like blood and guts and everything,

01:21:48.869 --> 01:21:51.289
and some people love that. If there's a little

01:21:51.289 --> 01:21:53.989
bit of that in my movie, I'm fine. I want to

01:21:53.989 --> 01:21:55.609
be scared of the shit I don't see. Yeah, yeah,

01:21:55.609 --> 01:21:58.369
yeah. I want the build -up, I want the goosebumps.

01:21:58.829 --> 01:22:00.850
Tension, suspense. I want a couple of jump scares.

01:22:01.029 --> 01:22:03.630
Like, that's the shit to me, where I leave and

01:22:03.630 --> 01:22:06.420
go... That was good. They got me good a couple

01:22:06.420 --> 01:22:09.239
times. That was good. That's the point of it

01:22:09.239 --> 01:22:11.800
to me. Of a good horror or a good scary movie.

01:22:12.239 --> 01:22:15.140
This sounds amazing. Yes, I agree. You wake up

01:22:15.140 --> 01:22:17.500
and your kids are all gone. It's like, holy shit.

01:22:18.420 --> 01:22:20.739
Yeah. And kids are freaky anyway. Kids are weird.

01:22:20.739 --> 01:22:24.979
See children in the corn, man. That's... Or Cujo.

01:22:25.119 --> 01:22:28.039
That has a kid and a dog. Yeah. That was crazy.

01:22:28.119 --> 01:22:31.489
Dogs see shit, man. They do. They do, and they

01:22:31.489 --> 01:22:35.210
can be very scary. Yeah, well that too. Cats,

01:22:35.970 --> 01:22:40.869
man. Cats see another dimension. I am 100 % convinced.

01:22:41.569 --> 01:22:44.670
Those little dudes can like stare at a wall with

01:22:44.670 --> 01:22:47.430
the most utmost wonder for like five minutes

01:22:47.430 --> 01:22:50.350
straight. And then like you throw a cat toy their

01:22:50.350 --> 01:22:54.430
way, you break the trance, and they're just disinterested

01:22:54.430 --> 01:22:57.069
again in everything. Yeah. It's like, what was...

01:22:57.069 --> 01:22:59.819
How dare you? Yeah. It's like, I was having my

01:22:59.819 --> 01:23:03.079
wall moment. Right. At some point, you're like,

01:23:03.159 --> 01:23:06.520
all right. What, you know, like my friend Tom

01:23:06.520 --> 01:23:09.720
had a cat and we go to his place and usually

01:23:09.720 --> 01:23:11.899
we come back from the bar late and you know how

01:23:11.899 --> 01:23:14.579
that goes. But like we're sitting there, I think

01:23:14.579 --> 01:23:16.199
we're eating pizza. It's like two in the morning

01:23:16.199 --> 01:23:19.000
and his cat's in the hallway. It's dark. His

01:23:19.000 --> 01:23:21.380
cat is staring into the darkness for a solid

01:23:21.380 --> 01:23:23.079
five minutes. Oh, hell no. And the whole time

01:23:23.079 --> 01:23:25.180
we're like, what the fuck does that cat see?

01:23:25.279 --> 01:23:31.239
Holy shit. And out of the blue, It's like, takes

01:23:31.239 --> 01:23:34.899
off. Shit. I literally finished my pizza pizza.

01:23:35.020 --> 01:23:36.600
I said, Tom, I don't know what the fuck that

01:23:36.600 --> 01:23:40.159
cat saw. But he didn't like it. I don't like

01:23:40.159 --> 01:23:42.380
that he didn't like it. Yeah. It's time for me

01:23:42.380 --> 01:23:45.979
to go. Yeah. I will see you next time. I was

01:23:45.979 --> 01:23:49.029
out. Ski -daddled. Pay attention to your animals,

01:23:49.350 --> 01:23:51.789
man. Yeah, man. That's all I got to say. All

01:23:51.789 --> 01:23:54.829
right, before we take a quick break, while you

01:23:54.829 --> 01:23:59.369
were sleeping is a segment where Aidan goes down

01:23:59.369 --> 01:24:02.189
the rabbit hole. Goes down the rabbit hole. And

01:24:02.189 --> 01:24:03.850
that's it. He just goes down a rabbit hole. Yeah.

01:24:04.829 --> 01:24:06.529
I've been stuck down here for months. Please

01:24:06.529 --> 01:24:08.050
help. He's been stuck down here. I turn a corner.

01:24:08.090 --> 01:24:11.630
Oh my god, Kevin. We're actually feeding my microphone

01:24:11.630 --> 01:24:14.069
down through the rabbit hole. Through the rabbit

01:24:14.069 --> 01:24:19.819
hole. Yes. And so Aidan often finds YouTube videos

01:24:19.819 --> 01:24:24.720
and shows and movies and other multimedia pop

01:24:24.720 --> 01:24:27.539
culture things that we may have just missed.

01:24:27.880 --> 01:24:30.840
Yes. And so what did we miss this week? I've

01:24:30.840 --> 01:24:33.800
got the video game. Yeah. Going video game once

01:24:33.800 --> 01:24:35.579
again. I hinted at it at the beginning of the

01:24:35.579 --> 01:24:40.279
show. Spectator is a neat little indie horror

01:24:40.279 --> 01:24:43.659
game. Came out in 2023. I've only started recently

01:24:43.659 --> 01:24:46.699
playing it now, which Couple years late is better

01:24:46.699 --> 01:24:50.859
than never sure spectator as it is described

01:24:50.859 --> 01:24:54.420
on the Steam page You're an observer tasked with

01:24:54.420 --> 01:24:56.819
monitoring surveillance footage for suspicious

01:24:56.819 --> 01:24:59.600
activity this innocuous job soon takes a turn

01:24:59.600 --> 01:25:02.539
for the creepy as Anomalies begin to appear from

01:25:02.539 --> 01:25:05.659
moving furniture to the anomalies themselves

01:25:05.659 --> 01:25:08.340
experience real -time horror straight from horror

01:25:08.340 --> 01:25:13.819
filled creepypastas Okay, so it is in the observation

01:25:13.819 --> 01:25:18.720
duty line or style rather of games But there's

01:25:18.720 --> 01:25:21.319
a story mode to it. Okay, which is something

01:25:21.319 --> 01:25:24.520
that I felt observation duty kind of lacked where

01:25:24.520 --> 01:25:28.840
it You know was the innovator in its genre, but

01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:32.359
this one has a story mode, which I'm maybe a

01:25:32.359 --> 01:25:35.479
third of the way through. But it is fantastic.

01:25:35.640 --> 01:25:38.859
It takes the observation duty style, where you're

01:25:38.859 --> 01:25:42.159
observing this security camera footage. You have

01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:44.159
to see if something's going to arrive, point

01:25:44.159 --> 01:25:49.060
it out. And it interjects different creepypastas,

01:25:49.119 --> 01:25:52.659
which are essentially like. Internet horror stories.

01:25:53.180 --> 01:25:55.439
Oh, okay. So I'm sure you've heard of like the

01:25:55.439 --> 01:26:00.399
back rooms and Slenderman and yeah, so yes Elements

01:26:00.399 --> 01:26:03.039
from those stories and plugs them into the observation

01:26:03.039 --> 01:26:06.560
duty style of gameplay Yep, which I think is

01:26:06.560 --> 01:26:09.720
fantastic and it's it's a little pricier for

01:26:09.720 --> 01:26:12.199
an indie horror game Usually they're under ten

01:26:12.199 --> 01:26:15.140
ten or fewer dollars. This one's like 13 which

01:26:15.140 --> 01:26:19.720
still isn't that bad but it's fantastic, I really

01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:23.720
love it I I think it might be on consoles, but

01:26:23.720 --> 01:26:27.319
it's definitely a PC game. So if anyone out there,

01:26:27.380 --> 01:26:30.039
it doesn't take a lot of power to run, so you

01:26:30.039 --> 01:26:32.199
don't need like crazy graphics cards to run it.

01:26:32.990 --> 01:26:35.109
But if you have a PC and you like horror games,

01:26:35.310 --> 01:26:37.449
I would definitely recommend it. It is very fun.

01:26:37.970 --> 01:26:39.869
Spectator sounds like fun. Spectator, yes. Spectator,

01:26:40.029 --> 01:26:43.069
I dig it. Well, make sure you guys try that out.

01:26:43.149 --> 01:26:46.289
This dude here with his gaming, he is never wrong.

01:26:47.010 --> 01:26:49.789
So definitely check that out. We're going to

01:26:49.789 --> 01:26:52.050
take a quick break and we come back. We're on

01:26:52.050 --> 01:26:54.829
the home stretch. We've got a beer review for

01:26:54.829 --> 01:26:59.850
you. And then, of course, the world. full of

01:26:59.850 --> 01:27:22.180
weird news coming at you. All right, we are back

01:27:22.180 --> 01:27:25.279
for the home stretch here, guys. We have got

01:27:25.279 --> 01:27:27.539
our beer review, and then we're gonna finish

01:27:27.539 --> 01:27:30.079
things up with the world of weird news. Got a

01:27:30.079 --> 01:27:32.779
couple of good stories for you as we close things

01:27:32.779 --> 01:27:35.640
out. But we got some beer to drink first, Aiden.

01:27:35.760 --> 01:27:38.779
The official beer review. Woo woo, let's go.

01:27:39.199 --> 01:27:42.720
Officially. Officially. We are enjoying today.

01:27:42.739 --> 01:27:47.619
Yes. The Voodoo Ranger Fruit Force IPA. Indeed,

01:27:47.819 --> 01:27:50.810
indeed we are, and we're gonna... We're going

01:27:50.810 --> 01:27:52.270
to stick to the script and we are going to talk

01:27:52.270 --> 01:27:53.989
about this beer. We're not going to talk about

01:27:53.989 --> 01:27:56.010
what we talked about off air for the last five

01:27:56.010 --> 01:27:57.829
minutes. No, not at all. Although we were cracking

01:27:57.829 --> 01:27:59.609
each other up pretty good. You should have been

01:27:59.609 --> 01:28:01.409
there, lovely listener. Should have been there.

01:28:02.270 --> 01:28:04.750
This will be in the DVD release. Yeah, exactly.

01:28:05.109 --> 01:28:07.710
Also coming out in VHS and Betamax. Director's

01:28:07.710 --> 01:28:11.210
commentary. Director's commentary, all the behind

01:28:11.210 --> 01:28:16.229
the scenes. Oh, God. Oh, man. Let's just talk

01:28:16.229 --> 01:28:19.130
beer. It is from the New Belgium Brewing Company.

01:28:19.340 --> 01:28:21.859
which is a brewery out of Fort Collins, Colorado.

01:28:22.479 --> 01:28:25.239
This is, of course, a fruited IPA, coming in

01:28:25.239 --> 01:28:30.500
at a pretty damning 9 .5 % ABV. All right. Gets

01:28:30.500 --> 01:28:33.100
a 20 on the International Bitters Unit. So as

01:28:33.100 --> 01:28:37.539
far as IPAs go, that is not very high. But typically,

01:28:38.100 --> 01:28:43.039
and this is an Imperial IPA, as designated on

01:28:43.039 --> 01:28:46.539
the can itself, Imperial India Pale Ale with

01:28:46.539 --> 01:28:51.029
Natural Flavors. how the legal designation on

01:28:51.029 --> 01:28:54.770
the can and Usually Imperial IPAs can go one

01:28:54.770 --> 01:28:57.569
of two ways They're either a bit sweeter or they

01:28:57.569 --> 01:29:02.010
are way more bitter and this one as It says on

01:29:02.010 --> 01:29:05.170
the IBU should be on the sweeter side. Okay,

01:29:05.829 --> 01:29:09.960
but fruit force and I believe On the can, it

01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:13.359
calls itself a fruit punch IPA, so... Okay. Perhaps

01:29:13.359 --> 01:29:15.020
those are the flavor notes we should be looking

01:29:15.020 --> 01:29:17.699
out for. Outstanding. But we will be sampling

01:29:17.699 --> 01:29:20.500
this here for you today, letting you know our

01:29:20.500 --> 01:29:22.420
opinions. We're not sponsored, but we will let

01:29:22.420 --> 01:29:24.960
you know if we recommend it. Indeed. And we'll

01:29:24.960 --> 01:29:27.779
find this in most liquor stores, grocery stores,

01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:30.039
some bars have it. Yeah, I believe it is nationally

01:29:30.039 --> 01:29:32.659
distributed. Yeah. I'm not sure about internationally,

01:29:33.220 --> 01:29:35.500
but hey, if you send us a bottle, it'll be...

01:29:35.369 --> 01:29:37.770
blue curacao, we might send you a can. Yeah,

01:29:37.869 --> 01:29:39.789
or those sweat pills in your social security

01:29:39.789 --> 01:29:41.069
card, so don't forget that. Exactly, exactly.

01:29:41.090 --> 01:29:44.109
When I take that off the table. Yeah. All right.

01:29:44.189 --> 01:29:46.350
Sláinte. Sláinte. Let us know what you're enjoying

01:29:46.350 --> 01:29:51.470
at home. Oh, that's quaint. Ooh. I really like

01:29:51.470 --> 01:29:54.630
that. And of course, I'm biased. I'm a big IPA

01:29:54.630 --> 01:30:01.189
guy anyway. This is fantastic. It's a bit lighter

01:30:01.189 --> 01:30:04.539
on the nose. Yeah, oh, for sure. But there's

01:30:04.539 --> 01:30:07.939
like hints of cherry, maybe a touch of pineapple.

01:30:08.819 --> 01:30:11.159
Very fruity. The hop flavor comes through. Like

01:30:11.159 --> 01:30:14.060
there's that piney, citrusy hop flavor for sure.

01:30:14.100 --> 01:30:15.680
It's hoppy, but it's not bitter. It's not bitter.

01:30:16.319 --> 01:30:18.779
Yeah. That is, and you know what? It doesn't

01:30:18.779 --> 01:30:20.819
taste like a nine and a half percent ABV either.

01:30:20.920 --> 01:30:23.619
No, it does not. That's a dangerous one. That's

01:30:23.619 --> 01:30:25.579
dangerous. That's a dangerous one right there.

01:30:26.020 --> 01:30:30.140
We really, I think, have done... Ourselves and

01:30:30.140 --> 01:30:33.039
the listeners of service by trying a lot of beers

01:30:33.039 --> 01:30:35.859
this summer that I think would be considered

01:30:35.859 --> 01:30:38.500
refreshing for the summer Yeah coming in after

01:30:38.500 --> 01:30:41.619
mowing the lawn exactly. This is right in that

01:30:41.619 --> 01:30:43.460
same wheelhouse It's in that same wheelhouse,

01:30:43.479 --> 01:30:46.460
but it's one of the dangerous ones where if you

01:30:46.460 --> 01:30:48.689
don't catch yourself You come in after mowing

01:30:48.689 --> 01:30:50.789
the lawn, you're going to be trashed by 4 p .m.

01:30:51.390 --> 01:30:55.890
That is true. That is true. But hey, better trashed

01:30:55.890 --> 01:30:58.590
at home than trashed away from home. Yes, exactly.

01:30:59.489 --> 01:31:03.250
You can just pass out watching the Cubs win or

01:31:03.250 --> 01:31:05.550
the White Sox lose. Yeah, exactly. There are

01:31:05.550 --> 01:31:09.170
two options. There are two options that you have

01:31:09.170 --> 01:31:11.770
there. But yeah, I really enjoy this. That is

01:31:11.770 --> 01:31:14.420
really nice. That is very nice and of course

01:31:14.420 --> 01:31:17.960
we're using the untapped app on our phones to

01:31:17.960 --> 01:31:21.199
To rank it on a scale from zero to five give

01:31:21.199 --> 01:31:24.060
it some flavor notes as well as we see them Yeah,

01:31:24.140 --> 01:31:26.039
not sponsored by the app, but it is recommended.

01:31:26.039 --> 01:31:30.479
It's free I'm gonna give that a oh, that's tough.

01:31:31.319 --> 01:31:33.140
Do I bump it up? You're debating you're doing

01:31:33.140 --> 01:31:40.060
bump it the extra quarter or not I Think I I

01:31:40.060 --> 01:31:44.199
think not Oh, I think not. I think if it had

01:31:44.199 --> 01:31:46.439
a little bit more like you call yourself a fruit

01:31:46.439 --> 01:31:49.800
punch IPA I want to get punched with fruit, you

01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:51.699
know, I want you were expecting a little bit

01:31:51.699 --> 01:31:54.020
Yeah, I was I want to be slapped in the face

01:31:54.020 --> 01:31:58.399
with like that pineapple limey Cherry fruit punch

01:31:58.399 --> 01:32:02.619
flavor. Sure. It lacks that it is fantastic So

01:32:02.619 --> 01:32:04.859
I'm gonna give it a three point five out of five

01:32:04.859 --> 01:32:07.199
I think you're gonna be shocked because I went

01:32:07.199 --> 01:32:09.979
up to a four. Oh I went up to a four. Is that

01:32:09.979 --> 01:32:14.840
your highest IPA yet? For IPAs, yes. Usually

01:32:14.840 --> 01:32:18.239
my IPAs are anywhere from three to three and

01:32:18.239 --> 01:32:20.920
a half in that ballpark, because I'm just not

01:32:20.920 --> 01:32:22.760
as much of a fan of the bitter and hoppy stuff.

01:32:23.020 --> 01:32:25.920
But I think it's just refreshing enough. It's

01:32:25.920 --> 01:32:29.560
not very bitter. You do get the notes. I understand

01:32:29.560 --> 01:32:31.939
where you're like, I expect to be a little bit

01:32:31.939 --> 01:32:34.000
sweeter because of what you call yourself and

01:32:34.000 --> 01:32:37.539
advertise yourself. But this is good. It is very

01:32:37.539 --> 01:32:41.279
refreshing. If I have a regular IPA, Halfway

01:32:41.279 --> 01:32:42.960
through that IPA. I'm kind of like done with

01:32:42.960 --> 01:32:45.899
it already. Yeah, and a warm IPA I throw that

01:32:45.899 --> 01:32:48.319
in the garbage. Yeah, that's not good a warm

01:32:48.319 --> 01:32:51.359
IPA. That's sink food That is definitely sink

01:32:51.359 --> 01:32:54.520
food But this this is good. I have no problem

01:32:54.520 --> 01:32:57.020
finishing this no and notably it doesn't leave

01:32:57.020 --> 01:32:59.649
any It doesn't leave anything on the tongue or

01:32:59.649 --> 01:33:02.029
back of the palate. It does not at all, and that's

01:33:02.029 --> 01:33:04.529
awesome. I love that. That's kind of a notable

01:33:04.529 --> 01:33:08.050
thing for IPAs is it'll sometimes leave that

01:33:08.050 --> 01:33:10.569
piney hoppiness on your tongue for a while. This

01:33:10.569 --> 01:33:13.489
is clean. Yeah, this is completely clean. My

01:33:13.489 --> 01:33:15.689
palate's clean. My palate's clean. It's great.

01:33:16.609 --> 01:33:19.210
Literally, I don't like stuff to linger on my

01:33:19.210 --> 01:33:22.609
palate too much. I will let Malort do that, and

01:33:22.609 --> 01:33:24.909
that's about it. That's because we're from Chicago,

01:33:24.949 --> 01:33:28.390
and fuck you. And fuck you. That's right. Come

01:33:28.390 --> 01:33:31.970
to Chicago. Chicago, and we'll greet you at a

01:33:31.970 --> 01:33:37.010
bar with no name. Yes. And it's got that cheesy

01:33:37.010 --> 01:33:40.689
fake stone siding on it. Huge neon old style

01:33:40.689 --> 01:33:42.510
sign. Neon old. That's the only way you know

01:33:42.510 --> 01:33:44.729
it's a bar. Yeah. It has no other name other

01:33:44.729 --> 01:33:46.430
than that. It's on a street corner in the middle

01:33:46.430 --> 01:33:49.109
of a neighborhood. We'll bounce in there. We'll

01:33:49.109 --> 01:33:51.510
get the Chicago handshake. Yeah. You get a Mallorton

01:33:51.510 --> 01:33:53.770
in old style. That's exactly what it is. Yeah.

01:33:53.810 --> 01:33:57.020
Yep. No doubt. But other than that, that's the

01:33:57.020 --> 01:33:59.779
only thing that I will let linger. Yes. I would

01:33:59.779 --> 01:34:03.640
agree. For sure. But no, this is I look at my

01:34:03.640 --> 01:34:05.680
flavor profiles. I'll give it fruity, although

01:34:05.680 --> 01:34:09.859
it's not overly fruity. Right. I will say hazy.

01:34:09.979 --> 01:34:12.920
I didn't get that. Clean. Definitely clean. Yeah.

01:34:13.439 --> 01:34:16.300
There's one called boozy. Boozy. I think that

01:34:16.300 --> 01:34:20.779
just means like heavier, like type five. I didn't

01:34:20.779 --> 01:34:22.680
get that either. Fruity and clean, that's what

01:34:22.680 --> 01:34:24.279
I'm giving it. Fruity and clean. I think I added

01:34:24.279 --> 01:34:27.979
tropical because of the hint of pineapple cherry.

01:34:28.020 --> 01:34:30.960
That's fair. Reminds me of tropical style beers.

01:34:32.800 --> 01:34:35.020
But yeah, this is a strong showing. I like this

01:34:35.020 --> 01:34:38.180
a lot. Oh, agreed. Yeah, I like this a lot. I

01:34:38.180 --> 01:34:41.039
got some badges. Oh, what'd you get? For the

01:34:41.039 --> 01:34:45.260
can level 61. International Beer Day. Oh my gosh.

01:34:45.680 --> 01:34:49.510
It's International Beer Day. Well, we have work

01:34:49.510 --> 01:34:51.649
to do. Yes, we have work to do. We have work

01:34:51.649 --> 01:34:54.430
to do. My path is clear. Yeah, we've only just

01:34:54.430 --> 01:34:57.170
begun. I didn't realize it was International

01:34:57.170 --> 01:34:58.909
Beer Day. If you're listening when this episode

01:34:58.909 --> 01:35:02.170
drops, Happy International Beer Day. Or as untapped

01:35:02.170 --> 01:35:06.510
says, Hoppy International Beer Day. I love it.

01:35:06.529 --> 01:35:09.069
Okay, that's pretty good. It's also National

01:35:09.069 --> 01:35:12.310
Disc Golf Day, which who cares? That's fair.

01:35:12.989 --> 01:35:15.689
That's fair. It's called... Let's be honest,

01:35:16.010 --> 01:35:18.229
call Frisbee. Frisbee with a target. Yeah. Yeah.

01:35:18.770 --> 01:35:20.550
Frisbee with a target. It's Frisbee, but instead

01:35:20.550 --> 01:35:22.250
of launching it into the woods, you actually

01:35:22.250 --> 01:35:23.909
have something to aim for. You have something

01:35:23.909 --> 01:35:26.010
to aim for other than your drunk friend on the

01:35:26.010 --> 01:35:28.329
beach. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's it. I have

01:35:28.329 --> 01:35:30.029
a shit ton of badges. Oh, here we go. Which I

01:35:30.029 --> 01:35:32.649
was kind of... What you got? This one's called

01:35:32.649 --> 01:35:36.210
For the Can Level 6. Pretty good. You got to

01:35:36.210 --> 01:35:38.170
get on my level, though. Where are you at, like

01:35:38.170 --> 01:35:40.569
20? Yeah, I got to level 61 or whatever it was.

01:35:40.770 --> 01:35:45.359
Shut up. Such a noob. Oh, no. The International

01:35:45.359 --> 01:35:48.100
Bear Day badge. Nice. Yeah, we earned that one.

01:35:48.619 --> 01:35:52.699
Disco, whatever. Disco. I'll unlock the Journeyman

01:35:52.699 --> 01:35:55.699
badge. Oh, do tell. You're getting the hang of

01:35:55.699 --> 01:35:58.979
it, but there's much more to try. That's over

01:35:58.979 --> 01:36:02.260
50 unique brews. Nice. Okay. That's pretty good.

01:36:02.319 --> 01:36:05.060
I'll take that. Hopped down, level two. Hopped

01:36:05.060 --> 01:36:09.119
down? Yeah, that's what it says. What? One cannot

01:36:09.119 --> 01:36:13.699
live on dank hops alone. That is fair. Tone down

01:36:13.699 --> 01:36:16.800
the bitterness and enjoy some smooth flavor.

01:36:17.300 --> 01:36:20.560
That's 10 different beers with an IBU of 20 or

01:36:20.560 --> 01:36:22.659
below. Oh, there you go. Yeah, we were just talking

01:36:22.659 --> 01:36:25.979
about that. Yeah. So I'm not much of the IPA

01:36:25.979 --> 01:36:27.579
guy, so obviously mine's going to be a little

01:36:27.579 --> 01:36:31.109
bit lower on that end. Right. That's interesting.

01:36:32.329 --> 01:36:35.550
I've also unlocked, I believe, an IPA level two.

01:36:37.170 --> 01:36:39.930
I would assume most of those IPA tries have been

01:36:39.930 --> 01:36:43.350
on this show. Yes. Oh, I think so. On the show

01:36:43.350 --> 01:36:45.710
where you get those mystery cans from the bar

01:36:45.710 --> 01:36:49.750
sometimes. Sometimes. So, you know, it's like,

01:36:49.970 --> 01:36:53.229
yeah, I miss that. We have this bar. It's a dive

01:36:53.229 --> 01:36:55.149
bar, but it's like a cool dive bar called Franklin

01:36:55.149 --> 01:36:58.270
House, especially when it's not super overly

01:36:58.270 --> 01:37:02.520
crazy busy. There's a night during the week,

01:37:02.859 --> 01:37:05.760
I think it used to be Wednesdays, where they

01:37:05.760 --> 01:37:09.579
had mystery beer, and it's like two bucks, and

01:37:09.579 --> 01:37:13.260
you get a mystery can of beer. I love that. It's

01:37:13.260 --> 01:37:15.619
like an adventure. Here's my money, what do you

01:37:15.619 --> 01:37:17.800
got? And sometimes they'll have a couple of different

01:37:17.800 --> 01:37:20.699
ones, which is great. And I'm sure it's just

01:37:20.699 --> 01:37:22.699
because of overstock, something that hasn't sold,

01:37:22.760 --> 01:37:24.880
whatever. Close to code or something. Yeah, which

01:37:24.880 --> 01:37:28.779
is fine. Just give it to me. I love it. And yeah,

01:37:29.020 --> 01:37:31.100
as some of those have been IPAs for sure. Yeah.

01:37:31.220 --> 01:37:33.800
Yep. Interesting. Well, this has been a fantastic

01:37:33.800 --> 01:37:37.100
official beer review. Indeed. Indeed it has.

01:37:37.140 --> 01:37:39.119
And that brings us to our final segment for this

01:37:39.119 --> 01:37:43.159
episode, which is the world of weird news here

01:37:43.159 --> 01:37:46.239
on the Mark Mo Show. And what do you got for

01:37:46.239 --> 01:37:49.439
us this week, Aidan? This week, I went back in

01:37:49.439 --> 01:37:51.920
time a little bit. OK. To a different time in

01:37:51.920 --> 01:37:57.199
our lives. February 2022. Oh, okay. Yeah. The

01:37:57.199 --> 01:37:59.779
way back machine. The way back machine brought

01:37:59.779 --> 01:38:03.479
me to a little story here. You'll never guess

01:38:03.479 --> 01:38:09.039
where from. From 2022. So it's winter in Florida.

01:38:09.640 --> 01:38:12.199
Not that Florida gets a winter. But a Florida

01:38:12.199 --> 01:38:17.640
man. Florida man. Accused of stealing crossbow

01:38:17.640 --> 01:38:23.750
by stuffing it down his pants. Hey, it's my hips.

01:38:23.909 --> 01:38:26.590
What do you want? I got the wide berthing. I

01:38:26.590 --> 01:38:31.649
got a hip replacement. The subtitle is you just

01:38:31.649 --> 01:38:34.869
can't make this stuff up, which is a quote from

01:38:34.869 --> 01:38:39.430
the sheriff. Oh, wow. Well, that says a lot.

01:38:39.430 --> 01:38:43.210
Oh, yeah. So this was published February 2022

01:38:43.210 --> 01:38:46.289
from Brandon Hogan, who is the digital editor

01:38:46.289 --> 01:38:51.189
from Mims, Florida. Okay, so the Bravard County

01:38:51.189 --> 01:38:54.270
Sheriff, Wayne Ivey, on Tuesday posted surveillance

01:38:54.270 --> 01:38:56.750
video to Facebook showing a man who attempted

01:38:56.750 --> 01:38:59.430
to steal a crossbow earlier this month by shoving

01:38:59.430 --> 01:39:03.189
it into his pants and walking away on a crutch.

01:39:04.250 --> 01:39:07.210
So he's on a crutch and he's like in this store.

01:39:07.289 --> 01:39:09.529
He's like, I'm gonna just jack this crossbow.

01:39:11.050 --> 01:39:13.729
That's hilarious. So on February 6th of that

01:39:13.729 --> 01:39:18.050
year at the True Value on local on Highway 1

01:39:18.050 --> 01:39:22.310
and MIMS. Darren Durant, 46 at the time, was

01:39:22.310 --> 01:39:26.289
allegedly seen on unshared portions of the video

01:39:26.289 --> 01:39:29.770
stealing a pair of cutting tools earlier from

01:39:29.770 --> 01:39:33.970
a shelf and using them to snip the zip ties holding

01:39:33.970 --> 01:39:39.350
this Raven Rio crossbow in place. So he jacks

01:39:39.350 --> 01:39:43.560
the cutting tools, cuts the crossbow free, Entering

01:39:43.560 --> 01:39:45.800
the video after turning the corner with the compound

01:39:45.800 --> 01:39:47.699
bow and then proceeding to conceal it within

01:39:47.699 --> 01:39:51.300
his clothing. His pantaloons of course. Durant

01:39:51.300 --> 01:39:55.479
then walked out of the store undetected. He fucking

01:39:55.479 --> 01:39:58.600
got away with it at first. What? How do you walk

01:39:58.600 --> 01:40:01.220
away with a compound bow in your pants? I do

01:40:01.220 --> 01:40:04.640
not know. This man might be a master thief. Although

01:40:04.640 --> 01:40:07.039
the thing with master thieves is usually you

01:40:07.039 --> 01:40:10.140
don't hear stories about them on podcasts. That

01:40:10.140 --> 01:40:15.760
is true. Employees later noticed that two crossbows

01:40:15.760 --> 01:40:21.880
had been stolen. What? Yeah. Two. They only caught

01:40:21.880 --> 01:40:25.430
the one on video. Two crossbows were stolen though.

01:40:25.649 --> 01:40:27.409
Deputies were able to obtain an arrest warrant

01:40:27.409 --> 01:40:29.670
for Durant following an investigation citing

01:40:29.670 --> 01:40:32.930
two prior felony theft conditions already on

01:40:32.930 --> 01:40:35.930
his record. Yeah. Durant was located in the parking

01:40:35.930 --> 01:40:37.989
lot of a nearby restaurant where he allegedly

01:40:37.989 --> 01:40:41.090
tried to run from a deputy after being arrested

01:40:41.090 --> 01:40:43.510
and booked. With a crossbow in his pants. With

01:40:43.510 --> 01:40:45.449
a crossbow in his pants and still on a crutch.

01:40:46.010 --> 01:40:48.689
So running away was maybe not the best plan there.

01:40:49.529 --> 01:40:51.810
No. Durant currently jailed in Seminole County

01:40:51.810 --> 01:40:54.529
on unrelated, so they got him on something else.

01:40:54.829 --> 01:40:58.029
He's booked in on unrelated burglary charges.

01:40:58.470 --> 01:41:01.590
Once those charges are dealt with, Durant will

01:41:01.590 --> 01:41:04.989
eventually face felony petty theft charges for

01:41:04.989 --> 01:41:08.069
the crossbow thing. Oh, you've got to be kidding

01:41:08.069 --> 01:41:09.869
me. So they got him on something else and then

01:41:09.869 --> 01:41:12.350
they got him on this. It's like, oh no, dude.

01:41:13.850 --> 01:41:15.649
A quote from the sheriff. Just when you think

01:41:15.649 --> 01:41:18.510
you've seen it all, this guy takes carrying a

01:41:18.510 --> 01:41:21.949
concealed weapon to a whole new level. because

01:41:21.949 --> 01:41:24.970
of a crossbow in his pants. Oh, Jesus. As he

01:41:24.970 --> 01:41:27.930
proves it to us all that you actually can stuff

01:41:27.930 --> 01:41:31.489
a crossbow down the front of your pants. End

01:41:31.489 --> 01:41:37.390
quote. That is unbelievable. Oh, man. Well, shout

01:41:37.390 --> 01:41:41.010
out to Mr. Durant. I'm not sure if you're still

01:41:41.010 --> 01:41:44.869
with us. Probably still in jail. Probably. I

01:41:44.869 --> 01:41:47.789
mean, if it's a felony charge, I think. Three

01:41:47.789 --> 01:41:50.329
four however many years have passed. It's uh

01:41:50.329 --> 01:41:53.510
yeah, it's unlikely our boy is out yet, but that

01:41:53.510 --> 01:41:57.649
that technology the ingenuity To want a crossbow

01:41:57.649 --> 01:41:59.890
so bad you just stuff it down your pants And

01:41:59.890 --> 01:42:01.670
he would have gotten away with it to work for

01:42:01.670 --> 01:42:03.609
those weathering kids wasn't for those meddling

01:42:03.609 --> 01:42:05.829
kids Yeah, always the damn meddling kids man.

01:42:05.829 --> 01:42:08.170
I tell you also if he wasn't in a nearby parking

01:42:08.170 --> 01:42:11.470
lot still yes He could have just bounced. Oh

01:42:11.470 --> 01:42:16.449
easily left. You know but oh well Well, I'll

01:42:16.449 --> 01:42:21.229
tell you what. Yeah. I have a little story here.

01:42:21.430 --> 01:42:24.529
Do tell. And it is also in the United States.

01:42:24.710 --> 01:42:27.409
Actually, recently, a lot of New Zealand stuff,

01:42:27.689 --> 01:42:30.909
man. I love you New Zealanders, but, man, you

01:42:30.909 --> 01:42:34.109
guys are weird. They're the Florida of Oceania.

01:42:34.210 --> 01:42:38.050
Of Oceania. I think that's fair. But we managed

01:42:38.050 --> 01:42:40.569
to stay in the States this week. Trust me, we've

01:42:40.569 --> 01:42:44.529
got our share of wackadoo people. Cray -hey -hazy.

01:42:44.729 --> 01:42:49.149
This one, this new story is titled, California

01:42:49.149 --> 01:42:56.010
woman fills her hair with 711 golf tees. Oh God.

01:42:56.729 --> 01:42:58.789
To be fair, that quantity of golf tees probably

01:42:58.789 --> 01:43:03.010
only cost six dollars. To be fair. California

01:43:03.010 --> 01:43:06.470
woman who loves golfing broke an unusual Guinness

01:43:06.470 --> 01:43:12.369
world record by putting 711 tees into her hair.

01:43:12.520 --> 01:43:14.800
I didn't realize Guinness was tracking this.

01:43:15.560 --> 01:43:19.800
Apparently they were. Anya Banesh, 45, earned

01:43:19.800 --> 01:43:23.739
the title for most golf tees in her hair when

01:43:23.739 --> 01:43:26.779
her friends spent 47 minutes helping her fill

01:43:26.779 --> 01:43:30.159
her locks with the small wooden pegs. That's

01:43:30.159 --> 01:43:33.100
awesome. I've always dreamed of being in the

01:43:33.100 --> 01:43:36.600
Guinness World Records book. That's totally been

01:43:36.600 --> 01:43:39.560
a dream of mine. I wanted to create something

01:43:39.560 --> 01:43:42.500
around the golf world and thought this would

01:43:42.500 --> 01:43:45.359
be a great idea. You know what? That's kind of

01:43:45.359 --> 01:43:48.979
awesome. I love that mindset. It's kind of awesome.

01:43:50.739 --> 01:43:54.819
She said her record was inspired by Joel Strasser,

01:43:55.539 --> 01:43:58.680
a serial record breaker with multiple titles.

01:43:58.939 --> 01:44:02.659
for putting objects into his beard. Oh, sure.

01:44:03.439 --> 01:44:07.140
Okay. Joel is definitely the goat of beard records.

01:44:07.640 --> 01:44:10.239
Of course he is. Of course he is. Who else is

01:44:10.239 --> 01:44:13.600
trying for them? Let me see, I have stubbled,

01:44:13.640 --> 01:44:18.100
not me. I followed his journal, and I'm just

01:44:18.100 --> 01:44:21.960
honestly inspired by how unique, creative, and

01:44:21.960 --> 01:44:27.180
funny he is. Banash said his creativity gave

01:44:27.180 --> 01:44:30.420
me the push to be like, okay, let's do something

01:44:30.420 --> 01:44:34.279
crazy too. I can be the golf girl version of

01:44:34.279 --> 01:44:38.489
Joel Strasser. So thank you, Joel, for inspiring

01:44:38.489 --> 01:44:41.630
me to do something goofy with my hair. That's

01:44:41.630 --> 01:44:46.770
awesome. Yes. That's awesome. Well, Anya, you're

01:44:46.770 --> 01:44:50.010
a legend amongst human beings. Legend. I mean,

01:44:50.189 --> 01:44:53.449
this is what humanity is supposed to be like.

01:44:53.670 --> 01:44:56.250
Yes. You know, creative people inspiring creative

01:44:56.250 --> 01:45:00.779
people. Right. You know, we sit here and we take

01:45:00.779 --> 01:45:04.380
a John Stewart, Trevor Noah -esque approach,

01:45:04.600 --> 01:45:07.640
John Oliver, if you will, to political things

01:45:07.640 --> 01:45:09.500
that happen around us. We swore we'd never be

01:45:09.500 --> 01:45:11.880
a political show, and then almost every show

01:45:11.880 --> 01:45:14.100
we're opening the show with some crazy shit that's

01:45:14.100 --> 01:45:15.939
going on, because... How can you not talk about

01:45:15.939 --> 01:45:18.119
it? We're living it. Right. How can you not?

01:45:18.420 --> 01:45:21.600
But this is the shit that makes me happy. I mean,

01:45:21.699 --> 01:45:24.880
it really does. Yeah, like all the people out

01:45:24.880 --> 01:45:27.560
there that say they hate the news because it's

01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:30.180
all negative, myself included. For sure. There

01:45:30.180 --> 01:45:33.880
are fun, funny, positive news stories out there.

01:45:33.880 --> 01:45:36.000
I agree. And not all of them are Florida man

01:45:36.000 --> 01:45:38.579
just doing crazy shit. You get stories of Anya.

01:45:38.899 --> 01:45:41.840
Anya putting seven and a hundred and eleven golf

01:45:41.840 --> 01:45:44.420
tees into her head. Being inspired by Mr. Beard

01:45:44.420 --> 01:45:47.439
himself. By Beard Guy. By Beard Guy, Joel. Joel.

01:45:47.840 --> 01:45:49.500
Think we're gonna have to take a deep dive into

01:45:49.500 --> 01:45:51.600
Joel. Maybe for the next time you see what he's

01:45:51.600 --> 01:45:54.140
up to Yeah, what is Joel done? What is Joel done?

01:45:54.239 --> 01:45:56.159
Why is he the goat exactly? He's already said

01:45:56.159 --> 01:45:59.640
he's the goat. I didn't know he declares him

01:45:59.640 --> 01:46:02.880
the goat I I have reason to believe I trust her.

01:46:02.939 --> 01:46:06.439
Yeah, I have reason to believe that 100 % But

01:46:06.439 --> 01:46:10.000
hey guys, I hope you've enjoyed this show. We've

01:46:10.000 --> 01:46:13.439
tried to have some fun with it. We opened up

01:46:13.439 --> 01:46:16.539
with some mental health kind of stuff, but you

01:46:16.539 --> 01:46:19.340
know that was fun and funny and kind of went

01:46:19.340 --> 01:46:21.619
off the rails from there. Oh yeah. As we do.

01:46:21.760 --> 01:46:24.380
As we do, but hope you guys enjoyed it. I want

01:46:24.380 --> 01:46:27.180
to thank this guy to my left, or right if you're

01:46:27.180 --> 01:46:29.039
watching it, which you can't watch it, so it's

01:46:29.039 --> 01:46:32.819
to my left. This is Aiden Maloney, and he's my

01:46:32.819 --> 01:46:35.800
co -host. Definitely check out Aiden's Spell

01:46:35.800 --> 01:46:38.619
the Right Way for great gaming content. Make

01:46:38.619 --> 01:46:41.520
sure you check that out on YouTube. And hey,

01:46:41.720 --> 01:46:44.380
if you want, check out my music show. It's on

01:46:44.380 --> 01:46:48.699
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phone. So check that out as well. And then, of

01:46:50.859 --> 01:46:54.239
course, the Mark Mo Show. Like, subscribe, add.

01:46:54.619 --> 01:46:56.979
Carrier pigeon, we've gone over this. Yes. We

01:46:56.979 --> 01:46:59.579
have gone over this. Just give us your social

01:46:59.579 --> 01:47:02.239
security card. And sweat pills and we're good.

01:47:02.359 --> 01:47:05.420
Yeah, exactly. There's like 16 cool digits on

01:47:05.420 --> 01:47:07.640
the front of this little plastic card. Some of

01:47:07.640 --> 01:47:09.720
you might have. Just share those with us. Just

01:47:09.720 --> 01:47:12.340
give it to us, really. The three secret numbers

01:47:12.340 --> 01:47:15.220
might unlock a little thing for you if you give

01:47:15.220 --> 01:47:17.640
it to us. I think so. Go ahead. It'd be nice

01:47:17.640 --> 01:47:18.960
if you could do it. And then just don't check

01:47:18.960 --> 01:47:21.260
your statements for a couple months. There's

01:47:21.260 --> 01:47:23.680
no need to, really. When you think about it.

01:47:23.920 --> 01:47:27.439
quick, easy, and it's free. Yeah, exactly. For

01:47:27.439 --> 01:47:32.060
us, that is the best point. No, seriously though,

01:47:32.060 --> 01:47:34.939
thank you so much for listening in. We're well

01:47:34.939 --> 01:47:38.479
into our third season. We hope to do 10 or 20

01:47:38.479 --> 01:47:42.300
or 30. We're doing this because we love it. Exactly.

01:47:42.359 --> 01:47:44.579
Pretty much. We're just having a great time with

01:47:44.579 --> 01:47:48.119
it. We know there's bigger and badder and guys

01:47:48.119 --> 01:47:50.359
with huge marketing budgets that you guys listen

01:47:50.359 --> 01:47:53.199
to. And by badder, we mean worse than us. For

01:47:53.199 --> 01:47:55.920
sure. Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, we're bad, but.

01:47:56.079 --> 01:47:58.119
We're bad in the cool way. We're bad. It's like,

01:47:58.180 --> 01:48:01.000
yo, those dudes are bad. Those dudes are bad.

01:48:01.220 --> 01:48:03.100
I know the people on Curacao definitely think

01:48:03.100 --> 01:48:05.020
that. Oh, for sure. There's no doubt about that.

01:48:05.020 --> 01:48:08.899
Our homies at Curacao. Let's go. Thanks, though,

01:48:09.039 --> 01:48:12.340
for listening. And we appreciate you guys. Smoketown

01:48:12.340 --> 01:48:14.819
Blues Barbecue, they show us love. We appreciate

01:48:14.819 --> 01:48:19.840
you guys as well. And hey, like I said, share

01:48:19.840 --> 01:48:22.899
us. That's what this whole social media thing

01:48:22.899 --> 01:48:26.119
is about, helps us grow. And we love doing this

01:48:26.119 --> 01:48:28.359
content. Hope you guys love it. And we will see

01:48:28.359 --> 01:48:31.199
you next week for episode four. Absolutely. All

01:48:31.199 --> 01:48:32.340
right. Take care, guys. Thank you.