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Hey, what's up, everyone? Welcome to our season

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three premiere of the Mark Mo show. I am Mark

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Maloney. I am your host of this wonderful podcast

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that you are listening to. And to my left. Or

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to your right, like if you're standing across

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from it, no, he'd still be, he'd be to your right.

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It's like stage right. Be stage right. Right.

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But... No, stage left, camera right. Camera right.

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Right, yeah. That's right. Yeah. Got it. Anyway,

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right next to me is my co -host, AK219, Aidan,

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spelled the right way, found on YouTube. Aidan

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Maloney, how you doing? Feeling fantastic. That's

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good. Very energized and prepared. for a good

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Mark Mo show this morning. It is morning for

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us. It is morning. Which is pretty atypical,

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but there's this little thing going on in town,

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so your evenings are a little preoccupied. Depending

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where you are. Now, outside of the United States,

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I don't know if the rest of the globe does fairs.

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Now, I'm not talking about like... festivals

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and stuff. I know everybody does that. Yeah.

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But it's like we have what's called county fairs.

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Right. So whatever county you're in has a fair.

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And it's usually rural based so it has to do

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with like farming and so you see a lot of tractors

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and 4 -H stuff once again I don't know if that's

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global but 4 -H is something where kids they

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grow corn and broccoli and they do projects and

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photography and all sorts of stuff like that

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and then people do displays of animals so you

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see like cattle and you see oh gosh Oh, I think

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they they actually have dairy cows and like the

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dairy cows like sometimes they give birth. It's

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crazy stuff. But anyway, it's called the county

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fair and we are in Indiana and it's Porter County

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Fair and we usually record this podcast on Friday

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nights. And it was not the case because I actually

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work part time at the fair doing security and

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and it's a lot of fun. It does seem very fun.

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You get to see the shows for free. You do. And

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for anyone unfamiliar, it's not just 4 -H, although

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that is a big part of it where, like, kind of

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skills competitions, but it's also, like, cooperative

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teaching, kind of, is the basis of 4 -H. But

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then the other half of it is, like, a true amusement

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fair. You know, you've got Ferris wheels, little

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rides. They do shows nightly. Yeah. Little derbies

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and whatnot. That's right. Yeah, crash up derby.

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The one that's like in the big figure eight with

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buses just killed me. And last year, one of the

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guys that runs the ushers and security and all

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that kind of stuff, his name's Greg Sims, and

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he also is an on -air personality at the local

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radio station. And... We were sitting there and

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he's like, oh yeah, I got to do content for this

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week, but my, you know, my cohost hasn't been

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available in this and that. And I said, do you

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have your recording device? And he says, yes.

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And I said, well then let's do play by play of

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this figure eight bus thing. And he's like, really?

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I'm like, yeah, why not? And so. It was amazing.

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It was hilarious. I was definitely the foil.

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I'm sure. And it's just it's my sweet spot. And

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so it was just so much fun. You know, there are

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some buses we just continually made fun of running

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jokes and all that kind of stuff. And there was

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one that was like a lot of them are decorated

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or painted and different things and whatever.

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And there's this one that just looked like someone

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grabbed a bus off the schoolyard or it is like,

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yeah, so if you're in school districts, so on

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and so forth. You are missing a bus. It is here

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at the Crash Up Derby. So you might want to come

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down to the Portico. We've got your guy. We've

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got your guy. We've got your bus. Come on down

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and get it before it gets completely wrecked.

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That's a good bet. It was a good bet. And so

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it was so much fun doing that. I don't know if

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we'll do it again this year. But we had a lot

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of fun. We definitely had a lot of fun doing

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it. Yeah, so my Friday night was busy. So we

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are here on a Saturday morning when usually all

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of our content is released. So it'll probably

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be released a little bit later today. But at

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any rate, yeah, that's what's going on. I don't

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know, once again, if other countries, because

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not everybody has counties. They probably call

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them different things. Sure. Yeah. But perhaps

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you guys have fairs and things like that. Yeah.

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And I know that county fairs aren't the only

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type of fair. You've got ren fairs. You've got

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other types of festivals and gatherings. They're

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probably similar. Similar, right. But yeah, it's

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just kind of a unique one for us in the Midwest,

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Chicago land and air quotes. Oh, for sure. Yeah,

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exactly. And the cool thing about it is no matter

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your county, how large or small it is, and I

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mean that by population, it's an opportunity

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for More significant musical acts to kind of

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write your town that would never normally do

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that, right? So we had ludicrous this year. We

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had Nelly last year. There's a country band called

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Old Dominion I'm not a big country guy, but I

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guess they're pretty significant band sure And

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they were actually good like, you know, I'm not

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a country fan but just as far as musicianship

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and how the lead singer Sounded like all of that

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was good. So I was like, I can't be critical.

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Right. They put on a show and jelly roll. Yeah,

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was there two years right before he broke? Yeah,

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that's right right before he broke so People

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got a sneak peek. They got a sneak peek at the

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roll. Yeah But anyway, yeah, so hopefully wherever

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you're at in this world, I think there's another

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adjoining county that has theirs This week. I

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think it might be La Porte and I think Lake counties

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in a couple weeks. Yeah. Yep It's fun. You can

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kind of bounce around and go to some different

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fairs. Yes sample fair food all the you pretty

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much have to take out a financial loan to get

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fare for this year, it's so stupid. Oh, yeah,

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it's absurd. And it's usually pricey, right?

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Like, typically, you go to the fair, you're gonna

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be spending a pretty penny if you wanna grab

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a full lunch, which of course you do, it's the

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fair. But, it's nuts. Yeah, it's just too much.

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It's you go by there's this one called the chuck

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wagon and they have like the potatoes and the

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onions and the in the meat and the It's just

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it's so good the meat and potatoes meat potatoes,

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man. What more do you need in life? I'm right.

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So Typically god I could remember when like it's

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called all the fixins and they just put everything

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like in a big bowl And it's delicious and I got

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I swore to god last year was 14 bucks or 15 bucks

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or something like that There's 20 bones this

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year. I'm like that is highly inflated. Yeah.

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So I'm not... It's a bit much. Yeah. And I don't...

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The crowds haven't been very big at the fair.

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So I don't know if it's getting around that it's

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like, hey man, this crap is getting expensive.

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Right, right. You know, if people are going to

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spend 20 bones, it'd be like, I can go to Hooters

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and grab dinner for 20 bucks, or I can go to

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B -dubs, or I can go to one of the other restaurants

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in town. Yeah. Or they're pre -gaming food. and

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then show up and let the kids ride on the rides

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and whatnot, so they don't have to spend $100

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feeding four people. Right. Because the kids

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are going to go there, oh, I want the deep fried

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Oreo. I want this. I want that. Can I get a licorice?

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Can I get cotton candy? And now you're in it

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for $100. Right. And you're just like, where

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the hell did that money go? Yeah. Yeah. So as

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great and fun as those things are, they're really...

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I think they're really pricing out just kind

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of your average people. Yeah. Who used to be

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able to go there and sample some fair food for

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like 10, 12, 15 bucks or something. It's unfortunate

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because there is something special about fair

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food. I know, right? It's kind of like, it's

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one of those things that can easily be forgotten

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because you only eat it once or twice a year,

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you know? So a single dish being... 2000 calories

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alone. Yeah, it's not gonna kill you because

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it's something you only get once or twice a year

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exactly and now Maybe you don't get it at all

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and that kind of blows it does it does you know

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because like you said There's just stuff there.

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You normally don't get like that. There's this

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one place I think that had like a bacon cheeseburger

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on a glazed donut where else in the world Are

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you gonna get that but then I'm sitting there

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going? I would like a bite. Right. Yeah. Maybe

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two. I don't want to spend 25 bones on something

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that I'm unsure of. Exactly. Yeah, that's perfect.

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I'm adventurous, but I'm not adventurous on my

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own dime, OK? That's fair. That is totally fair.

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But any rate, yeah, so. The Mark Mo Show. We

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produce new content weekly. And we're on all

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podcast platforms. We're on YouTube. I do some

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one -off interviews called The Mark Mo Show Fireside

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Chats. So if you go like to YouTube or any of

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the podcast platforms, you'll see them. They

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maybe look a little different or worded a little

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different, but. Those are like interviews so

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far with local people but like I know people

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in Chicago and outside of the Midwest that are

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kind of interested in coming on and having a

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conversation so We may be expanding that or maybe

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even making its own thing. We'll have to kind

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of determine as things grow and change as anyone

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has to. Sure. Right. Certainly. We'll see how

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that goes. But that's been fun as well. And if

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you like this show, check out my radio show.

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It's called After Hours. You can find the stream

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at WVLP .org or the tune in app on your handheld

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device. I hear if you yell at Alexa and say play

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it, she might. Depends what kind of mood she's

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in maybe. That's true. I think that's fair. Yeah,

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these AI's are becoming a little too sentient.

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Oh, yes, for sure. Alexa over there in the corner.

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I don't feel like it. Clay, after hours on WVLP,

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please. It's like, I just don't want to. Hi,

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Aidan. I don't think I'd like to listen to that

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tonight. How about some smooth jazz? Is that

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a Hal reference? I think that is a Hal reference.

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That's crazy. That is definitely a Hal reference.

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But Hal was the precursor to what we had going

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on. Oh, it's a matter of time, hey. Just a matter

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of time before we get to iRobot. Yep. Jesus.

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That's what's going to happen. It even took place

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in Chicago. Indeed it did. So after hours is

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two hours on Erupted, Celtic punk and alt rock,

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mostly. Every Tuesday night at 9 PM Central.

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and Friday at 4 p .m. Central Standard Time.

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You should also check out Guys Being Dudes, they

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have quite a catalog online, Guys Being Dudes

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AK219 with Aiden. And he has, the stuff he's

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doing currently is Aiden Spelled the Right Way,

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which is gaming content. It is... Bridge building

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it is making these crazy airplanes so fun. Yeah,

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just fun Geo guesser is an absolute blast and

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then all of the Horror movie game Contest I mean

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it's just it's really it's really cool. It is

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a wonderful time I I mean it's one of those things

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where it would be really cool if it eventually

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turned into something that you know makes money

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could end up being a career But as of right now,

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I'm still loving the hell out of it. Like, being

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able to entertain and play video games, even

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unpaid, is a wonderful privilege, and I have

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a lot of fun with it. It really is, and they...

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And I kind of believe this, it took me a while

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to get there, but a lot of people always say,

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you know, if you love what you do, if you can

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make your hobby your job... What more could you

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ask for? Right. Right. Exactly. You know, because

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so many of us just do jobs. They're just jobs.

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It's, you know, passionate about it. You don't

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love it. You don't hate it. It's just kind of

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there. Yeah. Something you do for eight or nine

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hours a day and you get the hell out of it. Right.

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But if you can just show up and have that freedom

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to do the things you like to do and then check

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your account and see that some money bounced

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in there, that's a good feeling. It is a good

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feeling. Yeah. And we appreciate all you for

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helping us do that. Yes. Absolutely. Yeah, there's

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no doubt. So check out Aidan's content. Check

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out mine. We would greatly appreciate it. I'm

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super excited to start season three with Aidan.

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Doing this podcast is one of the few joys in

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my life without question. We put our heart and

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soul into this stuff. And so we hope you enjoy

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it. Yes, it is our. one and a half hour escape

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from capitalism as it is your one and a half

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hours of entertainment. Exactly. It's perfectly

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balanced as all things should be. As all things

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should be. Props to Thanos. My man. What a G.

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Great quotes. Oh, no doubt. But at any rate,

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yeah, we just love doing this stuff. And as Aidan

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said, we're not making Paul Brother money. We're

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not making Rogan money, any of that sort of stuff.

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Got to wish, right? But hey, if you guys want

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to help us get there someday, that would be absolutely

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amazing. Yeah, think about it. Yeah, just sit

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on it. sit on it, you know, if you're a company

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out there that we always give props to, I don't

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know, Papsil Rubin, if anybody, you know, wants

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to... Could you imagine the Peeber sponsorship

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money? That'd be crazy. Oh my god, that would

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be amazing. I would cosplay PBR wear every week.

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Oh my god, could you imagine if we started doing,

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like, vlogs on the Mark Mo Show channel, and

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they paid us to, like, go out in those full,

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like, can body suits. I would do it. And just

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walk around in a PBR can. PBR... If you're listening,

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I would absolutely do that at every fair, every

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event. We have this thing called Popcorn Fest

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in September. It's actually for a smaller town.

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It's a pretty big event. People come from all

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around as far as Chicago, downstate, Michigan.

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Everybody comes for Popcorn Fest. And we MC it,

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not to break arm patting our own back, but we

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are MCs of that event. Yeah, just casual flex.

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Casual flex. But I think we make it fun for people.

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I think we have a lot of fun. We're definitely

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a hype squad. Every cheer team, every... Every

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dance group, whatever, we're always like, oh,

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and here comes so -and -so, hey, bam, bam, bam.

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And we're just like, they're like, yeah. They

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just kind of go crazy. Or you get a little girl

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who's like. Like the lull in between the floats

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if you got some slow people. Right. And there's

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this little girl, and she sees this candy. And

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she's slowly making her way out. So Aidan and

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I start doing play by play, like it's a sporting

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event. She spotted the candy. She spotted the

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candy. She's making her way out. Wait, nope,

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she's having a set. She's looking back at mom.

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No, mom is not. paying attention. I think she's

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gonna go for it. What do you think? She's in

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the clear. She's in the clear. She's going for

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it. Then she picks it up and we're like, hey!

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She's like scared shitless. Oh shit! She just

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runs off the streets. There was a handful of

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floats that came by and like they would have

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kids handing out candy to the other kids, right?

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And there was a bunch of kids that kept handing

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candy to us. And we had this big cup full of

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candy. We were like, oh, thanks, man. We started

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collecting all this candy for this local bar

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that we used to go to. It kind of dawned on me

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once this little collection kept growing. I'm

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like, oh, we got gifts for our friends. We are

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totally going to deliver all this candy to them.

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We are locked in. We are locked in. It was amazing.

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Then all the kids are committed. They're just

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like, oh, man, we got to fill their cup. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. That was so great. But at any rate,

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yeah, we will wear PBR stuff, whatever you want

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us to do. If the price is right, I would consider

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getting a PBR tattoo. Oh damn. If the price is

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right. Matching. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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I would do it. That's what I'm saying. If they're

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that dead set on sponsoring us, which I hear

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they are and would be wonderful. That'd be amazing.

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We'll think about it. We'll think about it. Yeah.

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Dead center middle by forehead. I know the PBR

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execs do listen. Indeed they do. So guys, hit

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us up. We're willing to work with you here to

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grow that. I'm just going to say. Once again,

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not patting my own back, but in our town of Valparaiso,

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Indiana, I walk into a bar and they literally

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crack open the PBR when they see me coming. Right,

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right. And if I order something different, I'll

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go to this place called Franklin House, I'll

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be like, ah, I'll have a Miller High Life, and

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they look at me like I grew a third head. There's

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a like, or a second hand. Yeah, I actually have

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two. Who is this? Are you Mark Moe's twin or?

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He usually gets this one. Never has a second

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cup of coffee at home. Nice airplane. No, but

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yeah, so I'm the PBR guy in town. It's an earned

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title. It is definitely earned. Yeah. Copious

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amounts of PBR. A healthy relationship with PBR.

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i would say that yes absolutely fair without

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a doubt uh so at any rate um here's what's funny

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so the past couple weeks and we had last week

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off we usually take a week off in between seasons

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uh to kind of regroup think on some things we

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want to change some stuff up whatever uh but

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anyway we just kind of give ourselves a week

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And so the past couple weeks have been littered

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with mistakes and errors and just downright fuck

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-ups and So, you know, I witnessed a guy bumping

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another guy's parked car only to exit his car

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and have the neighbor respond with oopsie oopsie

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And then his response is a laugh and I know right

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And I'm like what what what just happened So

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if life fuck -ups were only that easy to just

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brush under the rug, that would be amazing. It

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would just be amazing. Commits tax fraud, oopsie.

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Oopsie. The IRS guy goes, I know, right? Another

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Wednesday. Another Wednesday. In the case of

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the Mondays. Anyway, then you have that dipshit

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in the White House dropping the ball with this

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whole Epstein thing, only to continue to dig

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the hole deeper. Right, right. How deep is he

00:18:46.210 --> 00:18:51.789
going? Going to China? Where is he going? Half

00:18:51.789 --> 00:18:53.589
of his Red Hat Army are now starting to turn

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their back on him, and he pretty much just told

00:18:55.410 --> 00:18:58.569
them to go to hell. What is going on right now?

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These people keep bringing up Epstein. Stupid

00:19:01.730 --> 00:19:05.720
people. It's like blood. He was invented by Obama.

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These are the people that elected you. Right.

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Right. This is your cult, man. You're turning

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your back on your car. I honestly couldn't have

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a nicer douche bag. Oh, so true. In my opinion.

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And finally, and I think I know where you think

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this is leading to, which is exactly where it's

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leading to, you know, the whole smoochy smoochy

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at the Coldplay concert. Oh, that was so good.

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It's so funny. Oh my god, and the internet ran

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with it, and god bless you for that. Now most

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times, that isn't an issue, and it is always

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a comical bit. When they throw the camera at

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someone, it's like a brother and a sister, or

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they're just friends, or like one friend got

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up to get popcorn, and it's like the dude's wife,

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and it's the other friend, and they're sitting

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there like on rope. Rope. They're like, no. However,

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when you're at the show with someone that isn't

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your significant other, and a loving embrace,

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and get caught on the kiss cam. That's just absolute

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perfection. I mean, it's amazing. I couldn't

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have done it any better. Talk about the ultimate

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oopsie. And see, had they just played it off,

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like no big deal. That video beyond the concert

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would have never seen the light of day. Yeah,

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I'm sure people wouldn't have even recognized

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They wouldn't recognize they when it gave two

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shits it wouldn't it wouldn't have even news

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wouldn't have become all these memes and everything

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Yeah today, but the guy some rich CEO type Dives

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behind his bunker like a grenades been thrown

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at him noticing there on the camera. Oh, yeah

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and Now I'm just guessing that maybe crisis communications

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or crisis situations probably not in his wheelhouse.

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No, clearly. Clearly not in his wheelhouse. Meanwhile...

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His HR manager, the one he's in the loving embrace

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with. The chief personnel officer, head of HR.

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Head of HR, doing this shit. She does the whole

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double hands on the face and turns away in shame.

00:21:05.069 --> 00:21:08.289
Hilarious. Also the, like how can you be the

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head of HR and you're breaking all of the HR

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rules in one evening? In one evening. In one

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evening. Yeah. I think it's a great idea. Yes,

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I will definitely go to the Coldplay concert

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with you. And yeah, we're going to get all romantic.

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Oh, there's a camera. Hi. Oh, so stupid. Hilarious.

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And the funny fact is, like, they were in, like,

00:21:28.119 --> 00:21:31.839
one of those boxes. So these big sports arenas,

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I'm sure most of you know, have luxury boxes,

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all that kind of shit, like where groups can

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go and get the food and the whole thing. So they

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were in something like that. Right, right. They

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were with a bunch of other people. I'm guessing

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company people, who obviously were all privy

00:21:45.809 --> 00:21:49.470
to this affair. Right. Which just blows my mind.

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Insane. Insanity. Because all the people when

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he dove for cover. Yeah. And she's like, oh no,

00:21:57.029 --> 00:21:59.569
and turns away. Everybody else in there is laughing.

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Oh yeah. Like, ah, that's hilarious. Right. Well,

00:22:03.130 --> 00:22:06.150
well, maybe not. The bit's been exposed. Yeah,

00:22:06.289 --> 00:22:08.869
everybody else in there goes, oopsie. Yeah, oopsie.

00:22:09.390 --> 00:22:12.789
Not knowing he full blundered his queen. Oh,

00:22:13.069 --> 00:22:16.250
yeah. Oh, man. Now he's just like that golden

00:22:16.250 --> 00:22:18.890
parachute of his. He's got to share that about

00:22:18.890 --> 00:22:22.769
50 -50 now. Yeah. Oh, no. He's only going to

00:22:22.769 --> 00:22:24.950
get 10 of his $20 million. Yeah, what a shame.

00:22:24.950 --> 00:22:27.269
Oh, no. Isn't that terrible? Couldn't be me.

00:22:27.509 --> 00:22:30.099
Man. Welfare which is unfortunate. Yeah welfare

00:22:30.099 --> 00:22:32.099
for the rich is not where you welfare for the

00:22:32.099 --> 00:22:34.960
rich. That's where we're out there Yeah But yeah,

00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:36.720
you know, it was just kind of one of those things

00:22:36.720 --> 00:22:39.900
that dawn dawned on us over the past couple weeks

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Just like these oopsies and just the different

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Hilarities. Oh, yeah, it's comical. Yeah the

00:22:47.720 --> 00:22:53.259
quantity and Weight of the oopsie right is hilarious.

00:22:53.500 --> 00:22:56.740
Oh, yeah Be just like a bus driver driving over

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a cliff and he survives the whole bus full of

00:22:58.680 --> 00:23:12.599
kids is gone. He's like Only in America. Oh,

00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:17.519
yeah But anyway, hey, let's take a quick break

00:23:17.519 --> 00:23:21.460
We've got so much for you here today in our season

00:23:21.460 --> 00:23:25.109
3 premiere And the next thing up is going to

00:23:25.109 --> 00:23:42.009
be Carpe Diem right after this break All right,

00:23:42.069 --> 00:23:45.460
everybody we are back after that crazy, but hopefully

00:23:45.460 --> 00:23:48.279
funny opening. Hope you guys enjoyed it as much

00:23:48.279 --> 00:23:53.259
as we did. So the next bit up is Carpe Diem.

00:23:53.539 --> 00:23:56.099
You find beautiful people, send us your DMs,

00:23:56.140 --> 00:24:00.740
and we read them here on this podcast. If you

00:24:00.740 --> 00:24:03.940
have comments, great, suggestions, questions,

00:24:04.900 --> 00:24:09.799
we'll answer. Well, well, maybe. We might. We

00:24:09.799 --> 00:24:12.390
could. We could. This could be the worst. we

00:24:12.390 --> 00:24:14.809
could indeed with uh i don't know your social

00:24:14.809 --> 00:24:18.150
security card definitely your house if you've

00:24:18.150 --> 00:24:21.049
got one your house title of your car uh credit

00:24:21.049 --> 00:24:24.190
card information yeah the 16 on the front the

00:24:24.190 --> 00:24:27.150
three special ones yeah expiration date crypto

00:24:27.150 --> 00:24:30.670
uh If you care to send it. Your mother's? Yeah.

00:24:30.890 --> 00:24:34.130
Well, hey, it's an idea. It's an idea. Big brain.

00:24:34.430 --> 00:24:35.930
We're just throwing shit against the wall. We'll

00:24:35.930 --> 00:24:37.869
see what sticks. If you were to try to coerce

00:24:37.869 --> 00:24:40.890
us, here's how it might work. Here's how it might

00:24:40.890 --> 00:24:44.250
go down. For example, if you are PBR now, even

00:24:44.250 --> 00:24:47.630
down that road. But at any rate, people send

00:24:47.630 --> 00:24:50.170
us their DMs. We read them here on this podcast.

00:24:52.639 --> 00:24:56.019
I'll lead off and then Aidan will back clean

00:24:56.019 --> 00:24:58.039
up, so to speak, if you're a baseball fan. If

00:24:58.039 --> 00:24:59.099
you're not, you don't know what the hell we're

00:24:59.099 --> 00:25:01.259
talking about. Closers get coffee or something

00:25:01.259 --> 00:25:03.619
like that? Yes, that's it. Coffee's for closers?

00:25:03.859 --> 00:25:10.240
Yeah. ABC, always be closing. ABC, always be

00:25:10.240 --> 00:25:15.319
drinking coffee. Drinking in a bar. I love acronyms

00:25:15.319 --> 00:25:17.680
like that, where it's like a sensical acronym,

00:25:17.720 --> 00:25:19.740
and then there's like 12 hidden words in there.

00:25:19.880 --> 00:25:21.359
Yes, exactly. It's like, wait a minute. You can't

00:25:21.359 --> 00:25:26.099
do that. No, that is illegal. So I got one from

00:25:26.099 --> 00:25:29.500
at dbag CEO. I think we were just thinking of

00:25:29.500 --> 00:25:33.509
this guy. Oh, yeah. It says, damn Coldplay. Was

00:25:33.509 --> 00:25:35.569
about to hook up with my HR manager and they

00:25:35.569 --> 00:25:39.970
screwed me. I am no longer a fan Well, they screwed

00:25:39.970 --> 00:25:46.250
you before you could oh I'm just I'm just saying,

00:25:46.250 --> 00:25:50.289
you know, maybe Maybe don't do that. Yeah, I

00:25:50.289 --> 00:25:52.750
think being a Coldplay fan is enough of a sin

00:25:52.750 --> 00:25:55.289
anyway That's and you're out there with your

00:25:55.289 --> 00:25:58.440
HR manager, which by the way means She's a terrible

00:25:58.440 --> 00:26:00.460
HR manager. Terrible HR manager. If she's hooking

00:26:00.460 --> 00:26:03.720
up with the CEO. Yeah, that's probably frowned

00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:06.000
upon. I would say. In most circles. I mean, I'm

00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:11.059
not like an HR person, but hypothetically, I

00:26:11.059 --> 00:26:13.880
might know a thing or two. That is fair. Step

00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:19.140
one, don't hook up with the CPL. Yeah, that's

00:26:19.140 --> 00:26:23.400
not a good idea. So at any rate, yeah, that's

00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:26.720
D -Bag CEO. The next one, at White Sox Jerry.

00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:31.079
Oh, god. Our only all -star had one job, and

00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:34.000
what does he do on a world stage? He beans a

00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:40.049
guy in the all -star game. Why, god, why? Um,

00:26:40.109 --> 00:26:44.710
some laugh I cry I need a cup of warm milk and

00:26:44.710 --> 00:26:48.769
my binky. Oh Jerry he's regressing. He is no

00:26:48.769 --> 00:26:53.170
You know, what's funny is we were watching the

00:26:53.170 --> 00:26:58.930
a game between the socks and the Guardians. Yes.

00:26:59.150 --> 00:27:02.029
Last weekend. Mm -hmm. Where it was the Sox like

00:27:02.029 --> 00:27:05.190
20th anniversary of our 2005 win, which is just

00:27:05.190 --> 00:27:07.490
a way of saying you haven't won shit in 20 years.

00:27:07.690 --> 00:27:10.190
Pet Bridge Farm, remember? Yes. But we were watching

00:27:10.190 --> 00:27:12.009
that. We watched the Sox get destroyed and it

00:27:12.009 --> 00:27:14.630
was hilarious because they had this whole event

00:27:14.630 --> 00:27:17.910
going on, a full Sox stadium, which never happens.

00:27:17.950 --> 00:27:20.349
Which is rare. And they took it out and it's

00:27:20.349 --> 00:27:23.839
hilarious for us, definitely not for Jerry. No,

00:27:23.980 --> 00:27:29.920
not for Jerry and the fact that I've coached

00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:33.259
amateur baseball into high school, Aidan's played

00:27:33.259 --> 00:27:36.720
a lot of it, and to see the mistakes and everything

00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:39.839
that was happening, I'm like, this is like watching

00:27:39.839 --> 00:27:42.940
kids baseball with the stupid mistakes of watching

00:27:42.940 --> 00:27:45.339
this. I'm like, this is crazy. There was a college

00:27:45.339 --> 00:27:47.599
baseball game on the next TV and it was more

00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:50.240
principled. It was. It was a better game. I'm

00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:52.920
like, yo, what are we doing? It was definitely,

00:27:53.019 --> 00:27:54.640
it was definitely a better game. There was like

00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:57.279
a female softball game. That's right. That was

00:27:57.279 --> 00:28:00.339
even better, so. That was good play. White Sacks

00:28:00.339 --> 00:28:02.799
Jerry, we feel you, brother. We definitely feel

00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:05.500
you. We feel for you. We feel for you. Yeah.

00:28:05.690 --> 00:28:09.529
And that's the most I can get. I don't know about

00:28:09.529 --> 00:28:12.450
you, but the two teams I chair for the Chicago

00:28:12.450 --> 00:28:14.410
Cubs and the Boston Red Sox. I think we're fine.

00:28:14.589 --> 00:28:17.069
The Cubs have the best record in the National

00:28:17.069 --> 00:28:19.630
League right now. And the Red Sox, I think, are

00:28:19.630 --> 00:28:23.230
in the wild cards. So OK. Yeah, Cubbies are top

00:28:23.230 --> 00:28:27.630
five in the MLB in like most stats. Yes. So that

00:28:27.630 --> 00:28:30.589
is fair. So we feel for you, Jerry. We definitely

00:28:30.589 --> 00:28:35.069
do. At Benny the Bull. I'm excited for the upcoming

00:28:35.069 --> 00:28:38.049
season, but I hope I am able to see it. My last

00:28:38.049 --> 00:28:42.490
name is Gutierrez. Uh -oh. And I'm an old bull

00:28:42.490 --> 00:28:45.329
from south of the border. Come at me, Ice. I'll

00:28:45.329 --> 00:28:49.289
dunk your ass. Oh, shit. Wow. Benny the Bull.

00:28:50.029 --> 00:28:53.329
I would love to see Ice try and take Benny the

00:28:53.329 --> 00:28:57.019
Bull and him just like... absolutely punk him.

00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:59.880
Oh, he would. I think he would. You know, go

00:28:59.880 --> 00:29:05.859
the fuck to sleep. Yeah, so, yeah, relax, Benny.

00:29:05.880 --> 00:29:10.259
Most of those ice chodes are fucking... fucking

00:29:10.259 --> 00:29:13.960
gravy seals, anyway. Oh, they are. They are.

00:29:14.259 --> 00:29:16.400
Like, where do these dudes come from? You fat

00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:19.200
racist fuck. Oh my god. I can't believe you're

00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:21.640
considered a federal agent. What a disgrace.

00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:24.410
Yeah, where do these people come from? wherever

00:29:24.410 --> 00:29:26.690
the most racist individuals are in the country,

00:29:26.690 --> 00:29:30.690
I would imagine. Militia groups and just like

00:29:30.690 --> 00:29:33.349
wherever they find these fucking assholes. It's

00:29:33.349 --> 00:29:36.490
the brand new KKK, just for you. Pretty much.

00:29:36.910 --> 00:29:40.490
Yeah. Exactly. You know, what if we took the

00:29:40.490 --> 00:29:47.289
KKK and made it like the KGB and called it ICE?

00:29:48.619 --> 00:29:53.119
I like that. I should be a rapper. Bars. Bars.

00:29:54.759 --> 00:30:00.240
My last one is, of course, from at stonerstanley420.

00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:04.839
Momo and Alan are still in my ears. He's got

00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:06.380
to take those buds out, man. I was going to say,

00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:08.779
I don't think he recognizes they're in. I don't

00:30:08.779 --> 00:30:11.920
think he does. He is so wrecked. He has no idea.

00:30:12.420 --> 00:30:15.579
I am in it to the river, but I can't find it.

00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:21.220
Oh no. Where did he go? Oh, no. Kevam, my little

00:30:21.220 --> 00:30:26.519
leopard can. He is my good lucky charms. That's

00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:32.619
not it, Stoner. That is not it. Oh, no. Leopard

00:30:32.619 --> 00:30:36.400
can. So he's in the river. He's in the river.

00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:39.019
He can't find the river. He can't find it. I

00:30:39.019 --> 00:30:42.599
think the it is Kevam. The it is, oh, I thought

00:30:42.599 --> 00:30:44.619
he was in the river and couldn't find the river.

00:30:45.220 --> 00:30:48.059
That could be it too. His lack of perception

00:30:48.059 --> 00:30:51.140
could be either, quite frankly. That could be.

00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:53.500
Yeah. And to be fair, we haven't been able to

00:30:53.500 --> 00:30:56.220
find Kevin either, so. No, that's true. Yeah.

00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:59.079
I've heard there have been a few sightings, but,

00:30:59.140 --> 00:31:02.859
you know. He's like Bigfoot. He really is. There

00:31:02.859 --> 00:31:04.960
have been a few sightings, but we can't confirm

00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:07.220
his existence. Or a leopard can. Or a leopard

00:31:07.220 --> 00:31:10.039
can, of course. See him at the bottom of a rainbow.

00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:12.900
Oh my god, that's hilarious. Stoner, you keep

00:31:12.900 --> 00:31:16.160
doing you, brother. I love it. Okay, what do

00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:18.720
you got over there, Eden? Alrighty, I had a DM

00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:22.640
here from the odds maker asking, there's a button

00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:27.079
in front of you. 95 % chance to get a million

00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:32.059
dollars. 5 % chance to get sent to an American

00:31:32.059 --> 00:31:36.000
concentration camp. Do you press it? Ooh, that's

00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:39.500
a good question. It's a good one because, what,

00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:42.740
there's a 19 in 20 chance that you get a million

00:31:42.740 --> 00:31:45.549
dollars. That's pretty nice. That's pretty good.

00:31:46.109 --> 00:31:50.190
But even a 1 in 20 chance of going to the brand

00:31:50.190 --> 00:31:52.890
new, new and improved American concentration

00:31:52.890 --> 00:31:56.490
camps is alarming. It is alarming. Because there's

00:31:56.490 --> 00:31:59.809
not, you know, there's no due process. There's

00:31:59.809 --> 00:32:02.690
no... I'm guessing there's no telephones to call

00:32:02.690 --> 00:32:04.890
lawyers because, hey, it's a concentration camp

00:32:04.890 --> 00:32:07.190
and people aren't treated like human beings.

00:32:08.829 --> 00:32:13.279
I think the odds are good to get a mill. to get

00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:19.240
a milli? I think I would press it once. I think

00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:22.460
anything beyond that, I feel like statistics

00:32:22.460 --> 00:32:27.559
generally don't lean towards me. But I think

00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.099
I would press it once. Because I think 19 and

00:32:30.099 --> 00:32:34.640
20 is a pretty good odd. I think so too. I think

00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:37.079
not only would I press it, I think I'd go up

00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:39.819
to five. Press it five times. I'd press it five

00:32:39.819 --> 00:32:42.920
times. A little bit of a gambler. But I like

00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:47.859
the odds. He's a gambling man. I think five is

00:32:47.859 --> 00:32:50.720
the life changer. Yeah, five milli. I can put

00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:52.880
that in a count and live off that interest. That's

00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:57.700
true. That would be completely fine. Yeah. I

00:32:57.700 --> 00:33:00.079
would be totally down with that. I can feel that

00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:06.259
because there's a reason why statistics is like

00:33:06.259 --> 00:33:09.619
a college level course is because It doesn't

00:33:09.619 --> 00:33:12.980
mean there's now a 5 in 20 chance. Right. That

00:33:12.980 --> 00:33:16.220
you get sent to an American concentration camp.

00:33:17.339 --> 00:33:20.079
It's still a 1 in 20 chance. Still 1 in 20. You're

00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:22.259
just taking the chance five times. Yes, correct.

00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:25.380
You know, so that's where stats are always interesting.

00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:28.470
I'm a big math guy. I know I don't understand

00:33:28.470 --> 00:33:30.529
a lot of it, but I understand enough of it that

00:33:30.529 --> 00:33:33.509
it kind of fascinates me Oh for sure so yeah,

00:33:33.509 --> 00:33:35.390
I would do that. I like your chances. Yeah, hell.

00:33:35.549 --> 00:33:38.049
Yeah, me too I like mine slightly better, but

00:33:38.049 --> 00:33:42.329
yes, I would agree. I would agree Hammond cheese

00:33:42.329 --> 00:33:48.210
Wow first name Hammond next name cheese Hammond

00:33:48.210 --> 00:33:51.970
cheese asks Which celebs had a lot of potential

00:33:51.970 --> 00:33:58.319
but died way too soon? I think Heath Ledger comes

00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:02.500
to mind. Yeah. I mean, that dude, fantastic actor,

00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:06.220
several excellent roles, and then just went too

00:34:06.220 --> 00:34:09.019
soon. I think Kurt Cobain's another good one.

00:34:09.699 --> 00:34:11.619
You know, I feel like Nirvana really could have

00:34:11.619 --> 00:34:14.300
been, I mean, they still are one of the greats

00:34:14.300 --> 00:34:17.739
in like that grunge rock era. Yeah. But I think

00:34:17.739 --> 00:34:20.320
Joaquin Phoenix's brother, River Phoenix. Oh,

00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:23.059
sure. Yeah. That's a good one. That dude could

00:34:23.059 --> 00:34:26.429
have been all world. Right. Hmm, it's a good

00:34:26.429 --> 00:34:28.929
question ham and cheese really a thinker here.

00:34:28.929 --> 00:34:33.449
He's really For sure. Yeah, wonder what type

00:34:33.449 --> 00:34:36.409
of bread ham and cheese prefer. Mm -hmm. I'd

00:34:36.409 --> 00:34:41.170
say Jim Morrison I think oh sure Jim Morrison

00:34:41.170 --> 00:34:46.949
God, there's a Gosh Stevie Ray Vaughan. That's

00:34:46.949 --> 00:34:49.329
another one probably a lot of music left on that.

00:34:49.650 --> 00:34:52.250
Yeah for sure You could argue both Biggie and

00:34:52.250 --> 00:34:55.239
Tupac. Yes Absolutely. You know. You could do

00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:58.579
that. Interesting. Interesting. But as we all

00:34:58.579 --> 00:35:00.460
know, Tupac's still alive. That's true. Yeah,

00:35:00.460 --> 00:35:02.820
he's on that island. Not that island. Not that

00:35:02.820 --> 00:35:05.679
island. Which clearly there's no files on. No,

00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:08.179
no, none at all. A different island. Different

00:35:08.179 --> 00:35:11.400
island, yes. Unaffiliated. Yeah, unaffiliated

00:35:11.400 --> 00:35:13.780
with a client list that definitely doesn't exist.

00:35:13.900 --> 00:35:16.639
No, does not exist. We only convict people on

00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:18.500
something that doesn't exist. Right, exactly,

00:35:18.780 --> 00:35:23.510
exactly. The final... DM I received from definitely

00:35:23.510 --> 00:35:27.409
not HR, which I'm guessing that CPO may have

00:35:27.409 --> 00:35:29.929
gotten fired and is now asking a question. Yes.

00:35:30.289 --> 00:35:34.030
Would you rather work your dream job making 50

00:35:34.030 --> 00:35:39.570
thou a year or a job you hate making a hundred

00:35:39.570 --> 00:35:44.030
thou a year? It's a good question. That's tough.

00:35:44.849 --> 00:35:47.170
That's tough because do you really want to put

00:35:47.340 --> 00:35:50.840
2 ,000 hours of your life every year into a job

00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:54.639
you hate Just to live financially comfortably.

00:35:55.019 --> 00:35:58.699
I Is it worth the stress? Is it worth the stress?

00:35:59.179 --> 00:36:03.300
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know because I figure

00:36:03.300 --> 00:36:07.380
at the lower amount Yeah job that makes you happy

00:36:07.380 --> 00:36:11.420
right that you like But you have certain financial

00:36:11.420 --> 00:36:13.360
constraints and those financial constraints may

00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:17.269
be cause stress. That's true. That's where That's

00:36:17.269 --> 00:36:21.510
where you got to decide which stresses. Right.

00:36:21.510 --> 00:36:24.869
Yeah. Exactly. So it may be that job, you know,

00:36:24.949 --> 00:36:27.570
where it's like you have the money, which means

00:36:27.570 --> 00:36:29.630
you have some freedoms you didn't have at the

00:36:29.630 --> 00:36:32.170
lesser amount. And you probably don't. Well,

00:36:32.170 --> 00:36:34.210
unless you're a terrible spender. Right. You

00:36:34.210 --> 00:36:35.969
have the debt and you don't have other things.

00:36:36.630 --> 00:36:38.329
But you have to figure, OK, for eight hours a

00:36:38.329 --> 00:36:41.070
day, can I deal with just utter shit knowing

00:36:41.070 --> 00:36:43.860
I can go home and go out and eat dinner wherever

00:36:43.860 --> 00:36:45.860
I want, and then go hang out, go on a couple

00:36:45.860 --> 00:36:50.719
vacations. Man, that's tough. Yeah, it is. And

00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:55.360
my thought, too, is like, my dream job, making

00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:58.400
50th hour a year, my dream job isn't going to

00:36:58.400 --> 00:37:01.300
work somewhere. Right. You know, my dream job

00:37:01.300 --> 00:37:04.659
would be here producing content, gardening, or

00:37:04.659 --> 00:37:07.480
yeah, here producing content, podcasts, YouTube.

00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:11.260
If I could just do that and make 50th hour a

00:37:11.260 --> 00:37:14.389
year. Would be totally happy doing that. Yeah,

00:37:14.409 --> 00:37:16.269
and then if I wanted to pick up a side hustle

00:37:16.269 --> 00:37:19.710
make some extra dollars I could sure but I think

00:37:19.710 --> 00:37:23.090
I think I gotta go dream job for 50k cuz all

00:37:23.090 --> 00:37:26.789
right, I just think that that's suffering two

00:37:26.789 --> 00:37:29.849
thousand hours a year of Suffering just just

00:37:29.849 --> 00:37:31.469
to live a little more comfortably. I don't know.

00:37:31.469 --> 00:37:34.570
Yeah, you know, you know what I I was leaning

00:37:34.570 --> 00:37:37.010
towards a hundred but I think I would take the

00:37:37.010 --> 00:37:42.389
52 just because I know what shitty jobs are like,

00:37:42.570 --> 00:37:45.469
and shitty companies, and it's not worth it.

00:37:45.769 --> 00:37:48.190
It's not worth it at any amount of money. It's

00:37:48.190 --> 00:37:52.010
just not, because it just destroys you, destroys

00:37:52.010 --> 00:37:55.269
your soul, and even if you go home, and it's

00:37:55.269 --> 00:37:57.309
like, oh yay, now I'm home, you're just exhausted,

00:37:57.449 --> 00:38:00.530
magically, sometimes physically. Yeah, that is

00:38:00.530 --> 00:38:03.349
not worth it. Yeah, I'd agree. Yeah, take that

00:38:03.349 --> 00:38:06.710
dream job for sure. Yeah, no doubt. my last dm

00:38:06.710 --> 00:38:09.110
i got today all right man well uh once again

00:38:09.110 --> 00:38:11.170
if you have dms out there you want to send them

00:38:11.170 --> 00:38:13.829
to us feel free any of the socials that are out

00:38:13.829 --> 00:38:15.650
there even in the comments of this please like

00:38:15.650 --> 00:38:18.590
and subscribe of course uh leave them and uh

00:38:18.590 --> 00:38:22.130
we'll read them uh for the next uh the next episode

00:38:22.130 --> 00:38:26.690
uh we usually do this segment uh called the other

00:38:26.690 --> 00:38:31.050
foods and aiden scours the globe for actual real

00:38:31.050 --> 00:38:35.320
foods that people eat That would make most people

00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:39.340
just upchuck. Just vom. Vom. Yeah. So I'm very

00:38:39.340 --> 00:38:42.760
interested to see this week what your selection

00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:46.139
is. I've got one here from the country of Japan.

00:38:46.420 --> 00:38:52.019
Oh, okay. A food product called natto. Oh, natto.

00:38:52.039 --> 00:38:56.440
Natto. Natto for me. Yeah, exactly. Soybeans

00:38:56.440 --> 00:39:02.699
are fermented with the bacterium bacillus subtilis

00:39:03.019 --> 00:39:07.079
which is found in soil and in the gastrointestinal

00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:10.539
tract of humans. Oh God. So the soybeans are

00:39:10.539 --> 00:39:15.360
fermented with that. That's off jump. It's quote,

00:39:15.659 --> 00:39:20.719
a popular breakfast dish. The sticky beans are

00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:24.280
first stirred with chopsticks to create gooey

00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:30.239
strings of slime. Mm. Natto, they claim, has

00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.389
a savory aroma of old cheese. old socks, and

00:39:34.389 --> 00:39:36.829
some say the smell reminds them of hot garbage.

00:39:37.289 --> 00:39:43.090
Oh, God. Yeah. The texture is decidedly slimy.

00:39:44.849 --> 00:39:50.170
It does have a reputation as a probiotic superfood,

00:39:50.269 --> 00:39:53.309
but I don't know if it's worth it. I really don't

00:39:53.309 --> 00:39:56.670
know if Natto is worth it for probiotics. You

00:39:56.670 --> 00:39:58.690
just take probiotic pills. You don't need to

00:39:58.690 --> 00:40:04.429
eat nasty stinky cheese old socks. Soybeans they

00:40:04.429 --> 00:40:07.789
they have freeze -dried natto. Jesus. Why would

00:40:07.789 --> 00:40:12.170
you want to do that? And like this Natto is one

00:40:12.170 --> 00:40:14.590
of the ones too. That's along the lines of sir

00:40:14.590 --> 00:40:18.409
strumming which yeah Maybe we will recover in

00:40:18.409 --> 00:40:20.510
in in other foods for those that haven't heard

00:40:20.510 --> 00:40:22.550
of sir strumming yet Sure, but not toes along

00:40:22.550 --> 00:40:24.210
the same lines of sir strumming where you can

00:40:24.210 --> 00:40:27.570
look up on YouTube like people trying natto and

00:40:27.570 --> 00:40:30.320
having like that visceral reaction of like, oh

00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:33.699
my god, this is terrible. It smells awful. So

00:40:33.699 --> 00:40:37.460
it is an entertaining food that I am not at all

00:40:37.460 --> 00:40:40.920
interested in not only trying, but having in

00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:44.300
my house. I feel like if a package of natto was

00:40:44.300 --> 00:40:47.619
opened in my house, I would need to get the entire

00:40:47.619 --> 00:40:51.300
thousand square feet fumigated. Oh, for sure.

00:40:52.389 --> 00:40:55.090
To full reset. Yeah, if you make Natto in my

00:40:55.090 --> 00:40:58.389
house, you are Natto invited to come over ever

00:40:58.389 --> 00:41:00.469
again. Good. That's solid. Thank you. Yeah, man.

00:41:00.550 --> 00:41:03.269
That was clean. Yeah, it was clean. Yeah, you

00:41:03.269 --> 00:41:06.909
will be evicted quickly. Yeah. That is for sure.

00:41:07.010 --> 00:41:08.710
It's like openings are strumming on an airline.

00:41:09.110 --> 00:41:11.090
It's not going to pan out well for you. Oh, it

00:41:11.090 --> 00:41:14.070
will not. They will evict you from that plane

00:41:14.070 --> 00:41:18.289
at 40 ,000 feet. Bye. Bye. See you later. Oopsie.

00:41:18.789 --> 00:41:21.570
Where's my passion? Send my luggage. Here's your

00:41:21.570 --> 00:41:25.050
strumming. How about that? Yeah, exactly. Before

00:41:25.050 --> 00:41:29.750
we go to our break, I started doing this fry

00:41:29.750 --> 00:41:33.070
guy review. Fry guy fry review. That is right.

00:41:33.170 --> 00:41:39.030
I am a bit of a fry guy. And so I've been putting

00:41:39.030 --> 00:41:44.369
off the king. so to speak, and I'm not talking

00:41:44.369 --> 00:41:49.230
Burger King. No. Yucky. Don't vom. That should

00:41:49.230 --> 00:41:51.570
be the other food. Yeah, that should be the other

00:41:51.570 --> 00:41:53.869
food. You had no reaction to Natto, then Burger

00:41:53.869 --> 00:41:59.809
King's like, God. So I did McDonald's fries.

00:42:00.829 --> 00:42:03.050
Now. The Golden Arches. Of course, I've had them

00:42:03.050 --> 00:42:07.510
a million times, but I have to review them fairly.

00:42:07.550 --> 00:42:09.829
As they were served to you. As they are served

00:42:09.829 --> 00:42:13.750
to me. So I went, I remember I went in. I think

00:42:13.750 --> 00:42:15.909
I got something else too. I think I was, it might

00:42:15.909 --> 00:42:18.730
have been like a Friday. I was going to my friend's

00:42:18.730 --> 00:42:21.329
bar in this town that's like a half an hour away.

00:42:22.230 --> 00:42:24.110
And I was on my way and I'm like, oh hell, I

00:42:24.110 --> 00:42:25.849
haven't eaten dinner. And so like, I think I

00:42:25.849 --> 00:42:27.710
got like a McChicken sandwich and I'm like, I'll

00:42:27.710 --> 00:42:30.190
get a fry. I'm like, oh, fry guy review. I'm

00:42:30.190 --> 00:42:33.050
like, oh, please be good. Please be good. And

00:42:33.050 --> 00:42:36.690
so I get them. And when I was at the window,

00:42:36.789 --> 00:42:39.889
she said the magical words. Be careful with the

00:42:39.889 --> 00:42:42.829
fries. They just took them out. Oh, beautiful.

00:42:42.989 --> 00:42:46.170
That's like, yeah, baby. My man. So now you do

00:42:46.170 --> 00:42:47.590
the one thing, which you normally don't have

00:42:47.590 --> 00:42:49.230
to do. You have to give it a minute. Right. Let

00:42:49.230 --> 00:42:52.829
it breathe a hot second. I have to give credit

00:42:52.829 --> 00:42:55.849
to McDonald's for a couple of things. Obviously,

00:42:56.010 --> 00:42:57.630
their Diet Coke's the best Diet Coke in the world,

00:42:58.050 --> 00:43:01.730
without question. But their fries, I don't know

00:43:01.730 --> 00:43:04.869
what the secret is to perfectly salting fries,

00:43:04.949 --> 00:43:07.250
but McDonald's has definitely figured it out.

00:43:07.739 --> 00:43:09.860
because you can over salt and once they're over

00:43:09.860 --> 00:43:11.679
salted you're screwed right there's really nothing

00:43:11.679 --> 00:43:13.820
you can do you can under salt and i'll just get

00:43:13.820 --> 00:43:15.119
a salt pack and put a little bit of salt yeah

00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:18.460
that's not a big deal they salt their fries perfectly

00:43:18.460 --> 00:43:22.039
every damn time i wonder there's got to be a

00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:24.780
formula there's got to be a mixture of like sodium

00:43:24.780 --> 00:43:28.699
chloride salt and like msg yes msg doesn't have

00:43:28.699 --> 00:43:32.079
the same effect of like oh that's too salty that's

00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:34.500
you know so i wonder if that's it But that's

00:43:34.500 --> 00:43:36.900
just a hypothesis. Well, it could be, because

00:43:36.900 --> 00:43:39.420
they usually have that metal canister or whatever

00:43:39.420 --> 00:43:41.980
that's like chained to the thing next to the

00:43:41.980 --> 00:43:43.099
fry. Yeah, and they give it a shaky. And they

00:43:43.099 --> 00:43:45.619
give that a little quick shake, and then they

00:43:45.619 --> 00:43:48.519
gyrate the fries a little bit with their... Props

00:43:48.519 --> 00:43:52.800
to the fry cook. Oh, man. No doubt. So I was

00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:55.659
so happy they were hot. They were perfectly salted.

00:43:56.659 --> 00:44:00.460
Almost the perfect fry. Almost the perfect fry.

00:44:01.019 --> 00:44:04.530
I gave it a 9 .5 out of 10. Strong score which

00:44:04.530 --> 00:44:07.210
is a strong score strongest so far. It's number

00:44:07.210 --> 00:44:10.789
one in the clubhouse. Yes Definitely number one.

00:44:10.949 --> 00:44:13.789
I'm not sure there's gonna be anybody to knock

00:44:13.789 --> 00:44:16.949
them off, but We'll keep doing these reviews.

00:44:16.989 --> 00:44:19.670
Yes, see how it goes We leave the extra point

00:44:19.670 --> 00:44:22.110
five as room for improvement should a perfect

00:44:22.110 --> 00:44:25.059
fry appear you have to because like All right,

00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:26.900
there's the one guy that does the pizza reviews

00:44:26.900 --> 00:44:29.579
online, right? And he's a one bite, everyone

00:44:29.579 --> 00:44:32.539
knows rule. And then he gives it, and he often,

00:44:32.699 --> 00:44:34.360
especially early when he was doing it, he's like,

00:44:34.380 --> 00:44:36.019
how can you give something a 10? What if you

00:44:36.019 --> 00:44:38.820
have a pizza that's better? Right. Valid point.

00:44:39.099 --> 00:44:40.619
You haven't tried them all. You haven't tried

00:44:40.619 --> 00:44:42.639
them all. So how could you be, oh man, this pizza's

00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:44.980
a 10. You sure? Have you tried every pizza there

00:44:44.980 --> 00:44:48.340
is to try? So I kind of, I respect that. And

00:44:48.340 --> 00:44:51.360
so I kind of do it in that vein where it's an

00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:54.780
amazing score, but. What happens if along the

00:44:54.780 --> 00:44:57.199
way I pop in a restaurant and be like, holy shit

00:44:57.199 --> 00:44:59.599
This might be the greatest right ahead and now

00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:03.280
I've got no room exactly, you know, so it's that's

00:45:03.280 --> 00:45:05.440
that's the way I agree Anyway, that's that's

00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:07.340
kind of the promise nine five out of ten still

00:45:07.340 --> 00:45:09.320
the best we've had on the fry guy fry review

00:45:09.320 --> 00:45:13.239
so far so far we've had a few and we'll keep

00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:16.860
track of that and Maybe after we get no, I don't

00:45:16.860 --> 00:45:18.719
know eight or ten of them or whatever We'll start

00:45:18.719 --> 00:45:20.780
like posting a toke board somewhere or something.

00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:23.650
Yes, that could be that'd be good All right,

00:45:23.650 --> 00:45:26.110
we're gonna take a quick break, and our feature

00:45:26.110 --> 00:45:28.590
segment's gonna be coming up. I'm just gonna

00:45:28.590 --> 00:45:31.650
say this. First of all, it's called You Just

00:45:31.650 --> 00:45:34.730
Made the List. Secondly, there is an infamous

00:45:34.730 --> 00:45:39.909
You Just Made the List. Oh no. The Intercontinental

00:45:39.909 --> 00:45:43.650
Championship. From back in the radio days. From

00:45:43.650 --> 00:45:48.849
back in the radio days. This came close. So we're

00:45:48.849 --> 00:45:51.130
gonna take a break. We'll come back. You Just

00:45:51.130 --> 00:46:01.809
Made the List. All right, we are back everybody.

00:46:01.929 --> 00:46:03.989
This is the Mark Mo Show podcast. I'm your host,

00:46:04.110 --> 00:46:08.090
Mark Maloney, along with Aidan Maloney. And we're

00:46:08.090 --> 00:46:11.010
now on to you just made the list. Every week

00:46:11.010 --> 00:46:16.889
we do a list, top 10 mostly, 10 through two,

00:46:16.889 --> 00:46:20.610
and then our big number one reveal. Now there's

00:46:20.610 --> 00:46:23.510
certain rules we got to follow. Well. Are there?

00:46:24.050 --> 00:46:26.889
Actually one. I heard there's one. And then one

00:46:26.889 --> 00:46:30.019
rule. is that there are no rules. Ooh, excellent

00:46:30.019 --> 00:46:32.840
news. That's my favorite rule. That is a great

00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:35.699
rule. Really, that is my favorite rule. So, alright,

00:46:35.739 --> 00:46:40.280
this week we decided top ten favorite albums

00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:43.500
of all time. It's tough. Now, it's so tough.

00:46:44.179 --> 00:46:46.800
If, for example, you're just a country music

00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:49.199
fan, maybe it's a little bit easier. If you're

00:46:49.199 --> 00:46:53.659
like, oh, I just like jazz. Cool. But, Aidan

00:46:53.659 --> 00:46:56.940
and I, we like a lot of different kinds of music.

00:46:56.969 --> 00:46:59.849
So for us, once I started getting into this,

00:47:00.010 --> 00:47:02.230
I'm like, oh, what'd I do? Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah,

00:47:02.230 --> 00:47:03.650
it's tough. Probably should have just picked

00:47:03.650 --> 00:47:06.389
a genre. Right. But here we are. Yeah. We're

00:47:06.389 --> 00:47:10.789
very genre fluid. We are. Indeed we are. So,

00:47:11.449 --> 00:47:14.090
okay. I'm gonna let Aiden go first. Yeah, okay.

00:47:14.650 --> 00:47:17.969
I have a significant honorable mention list.

00:47:18.210 --> 00:47:21.769
I have a decent one also. It's not exactly the

00:47:21.769 --> 00:47:24.900
intercontinental title. Yeah, not quite. which

00:47:24.900 --> 00:47:28.380
but approaching we did oh god couple years ago

00:47:28.380 --> 00:47:32.599
now maybe more than that but we had a show uh

00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:35.940
on radio uh which is where i do my music show

00:47:35.940 --> 00:47:38.679
after hours right but we had this mark mo show

00:47:38.679 --> 00:47:42.780
in its incarnation on the radio and so we had

00:47:42.780 --> 00:47:44.900
this list greatest intercontinental champions

00:47:44.900 --> 00:47:48.500
of all time so I did my 10. Aiden did his 10.

00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:50.800
I think I might have had four or five honorable

00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:52.280
mentions. I don't think I was there for that

00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:53.679
show. I think I was working. Were you working?

00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:58.460
I think it was just you and Kevam. Kevam. You

00:47:58.460 --> 00:48:00.940
might be right. God, I thought you were there.

00:48:01.159 --> 00:48:08.099
Maybe not. Kevam shows up. And he's got an Epstein

00:48:08.099 --> 00:48:11.750
list. Filled with Intercontinental Champions.

00:48:12.329 --> 00:48:15.070
He didn't leave a single one of the list. No.

00:48:15.670 --> 00:48:17.409
Yeah, Kevin just said, hey, what list are you

00:48:17.409 --> 00:48:21.250
talking about? There's a list. It was a significant

00:48:21.250 --> 00:48:25.510
list, and he probably had 30 names. Yeah. It

00:48:25.510 --> 00:48:27.469
was a lot. I'm like, Kevin, what are you doing?

00:48:27.469 --> 00:48:29.469
That's just the honorable mentions. That's just

00:48:29.469 --> 00:48:30.650
the honorable mentions. He didn't even get to

00:48:30.650 --> 00:48:34.519
the top 10. It's crazy. So I could have approached

00:48:34.519 --> 00:48:38.079
that because every time I write one down, three

00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:40.860
others pop in my head and I'm like, oh no. Yup.

00:48:41.699 --> 00:48:44.360
But I'm interested. I'm interested to hear what

00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:47.679
Aidan has to say and then I will give you my

00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:51.920
many. Yes, that's fair. I'll start with my honorable

00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:54.619
mentions. I've got a top 10 list and I have 10

00:48:54.619 --> 00:48:56.559
honorable mentions. Okay. I think that's only

00:48:56.559 --> 00:49:00.340
fair to do. So my honorable mentions, Metallica

00:49:00.340 --> 00:49:03.170
Metallica. Okay. Also known as the Black Album.

00:49:03.730 --> 00:49:06.449
Correct. So Metallica Metallica, All Eyes on

00:49:06.449 --> 00:49:11.789
Me by Tupac, Dirt by Alice in Chains, Toxicity

00:49:11.789 --> 00:49:15.349
by System of a Down, The Chronic by Dr. Dre,

00:49:16.510 --> 00:49:21.110
Paranoid, Black Sabbath, Chromacopia by Tyler

00:49:21.110 --> 00:49:25.730
the Creator, Power Slave, Iron Maiden, Hybrid

00:49:25.730 --> 00:49:30.489
Theory by Linkin Park, and AM by The Arctic Monkeys.

00:49:30.909 --> 00:49:34.369
That's that's my honorable mentions man, man

00:49:34.369 --> 00:49:37.570
Strong honorable mentions. Hopefully my list

00:49:37.570 --> 00:49:41.289
is equally as strong Number ten the death of

00:49:41.289 --> 00:49:44.030
Slim Shady by Eminem. Yeah thought that was a

00:49:44.030 --> 00:49:47.610
fantastic album. I know There are other fantastic

00:49:47.610 --> 00:49:50.409
albums from Eminem and maybe recency bias plays

00:49:50.409 --> 00:49:53.170
into that one But I really enjoyed it number

00:49:53.170 --> 00:49:57.710
nine never mind by Nirvana number eight GNX by

00:49:57.710 --> 00:50:00.820
Kendrick Lamar Fantastic album. Number seven,

00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:04.380
Dooky by Green Day. It's just like quintessential

00:50:04.380 --> 00:50:07.579
punk rock, I would argue. Number six, Moving

00:50:07.579 --> 00:50:12.719
Pictures by Rush. Oh no. Oh no. Did I find one

00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:17.460
you missed? Oh no. Oh no. Yeah, Moving Pictures

00:50:17.460 --> 00:50:21.500
is a fantastic album. It is. Number five, To

00:50:21.500 --> 00:50:24.880
Pimp a Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar. Yep. Number

00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:29.579
four, 2001 by Dr. Dre. Number three, I had Master

00:50:29.579 --> 00:50:32.800
of Puppets, Metallica. Good. And number two,

00:50:32.980 --> 00:50:35.599
Number of the Beast, Iron Maiden. I love that.

00:50:36.300 --> 00:50:39.360
Save my number one for later. Such a good list.

00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:41.880
Such an amazing list. I can't believe I left

00:50:41.880 --> 00:50:45.280
Rush. I left Rush off my auto mention and the

00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:48.900
top ten. Oh no. But I left Red Hot Chili Peppers

00:50:48.900 --> 00:50:51.679
off. Oh sure. I left others off too. It's just,

00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:54.659
it's too much. But I would have put 2112 on there

00:50:54.659 --> 00:50:57.650
for sure. Sure. Yeah. At any rate. Here's my

00:50:57.650 --> 00:51:00.570
honorable mention list. Led Zeppelin 1, their

00:51:00.570 --> 00:51:03.590
first album. It's great. It's bluesy. Iron Maiden,

00:51:03.750 --> 00:51:09.750
Power Slave. Metallica, black album. Motley Crue,

00:51:09.769 --> 00:51:13.809
Dr. Feelgood. Nice. Pearl Jam 10. I should have

00:51:13.809 --> 00:51:16.829
had Pearl Jam on there too. Aerosmith, Toys in

00:51:16.829 --> 00:51:21.730
the Attic. Van Halen, 1984. Alice in Chains,

00:51:21.929 --> 00:51:24.550
Dirt and Alice in Chains, Jar of Flies. Nice,

00:51:24.570 --> 00:51:28.099
nice. Because I'll even I'll go out and say Jar

00:51:28.099 --> 00:51:29.679
of Flies might be better than Dirt and Dirt's

00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:32.159
a great album. Purple Rain by Prince and the

00:51:32.159 --> 00:51:37.380
Revolution. U2 War and U2 Joshua Tree. Oh nice.

00:51:37.940 --> 00:51:40.300
They're both awesome. Yeah. The Cure with Disintegration.

00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:44.039
Great album. Oh I forgot R .E .M. too. Oh no.

00:51:44.260 --> 00:51:46.960
This is terrible. This is terrible. Really, I'm

00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:49.719
a music guy. This is so terrible. Fleetwood Mac

00:51:49.719 --> 00:51:54.630
Rumors. The Who Who's Next. Nirvana Nevermind

00:51:54.630 --> 00:51:57.449
and NWA Straight Outta Compton. Nice. Oh, that's

00:51:57.449 --> 00:52:00.590
a good one, too. So that's interesting. That's

00:52:00.590 --> 00:52:04.130
a good one, too. I left and I felt sick about

00:52:04.130 --> 00:52:05.949
it. I mean, I could have added it now, but I

00:52:05.949 --> 00:52:08.670
just like I didn't I didn't put Nine Inch Nails

00:52:08.670 --> 00:52:12.889
on there. Sure. I left Jane's Addiction off.

00:52:14.130 --> 00:52:16.789
They're not Chili Peppers. Blood Sugar Sex Magic

00:52:16.789 --> 00:52:21.159
is freaking great. Why did I do this? Why did

00:52:21.159 --> 00:52:23.340
I do this? I don't know. This is just, this is

00:52:23.340 --> 00:52:26.219
punishment for us music fans. Okay, here we go.

00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:28.539
Number 10, Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon.

00:52:29.340 --> 00:52:32.179
Nice. Number nine, Tesla, Mechanical Resonance.

00:52:33.179 --> 00:52:37.719
Such a great album. Tool Enema for that industrial

00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:41.260
metal sound. Yeah. So good and maybe one of the

00:52:41.260 --> 00:52:46.599
best drummers in rock for sure. Number seven.

00:52:47.280 --> 00:52:50.519
Iron Maiden's 7th Son of a 7th Son. Nice. Good

00:52:50.519 --> 00:52:53.400
placement. I thought so. Good placement. Number

00:52:53.400 --> 00:52:58.119
6, Metallica, Master of Puppets. Number 5, my

00:52:58.119 --> 00:52:59.900
top 10 list could have been, half of this could

00:52:59.900 --> 00:53:02.719
have been this artist. Billy Joel, Stormfront.

00:53:02.780 --> 00:53:05.619
Oh, nice. Great album. Yeah. But so many, I mean

00:53:05.619 --> 00:53:07.880
Glass Houses is great and it's just, there's

00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:11.119
other great stuff. Megadeth, Rust in Peace with

00:53:11.119 --> 00:53:14.159
number 4. That was one of the ones I cut too.

00:53:14.179 --> 00:53:17.059
Was it? That's a great album. Yeah. Yeah. Number

00:53:17.059 --> 00:53:20.599
three, Number of the Beast, Iron Maiden, and

00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:24.599
number two, Led Zeppelin IV. It's a fantastic

00:53:24.599 --> 00:53:27.500
one. That's another band that didn't make the

00:53:27.500 --> 00:53:30.219
cutter game floor. It's a tough list, man. It's

00:53:30.219 --> 00:53:31.840
a super tough list. It's a really tough list.

00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:34.000
I know. I'm sitting there in this coffee shop

00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:36.679
where I do a lot of my prep, and I just started,

00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:38.360
and I'm like, nope, got to move them there. Nope,

00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:40.239
got to move them down, got to move them up. Oh

00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:41.960
my god, I forgot this band. It was the worst.

00:53:42.079 --> 00:53:44.739
Yeah, tough. So now we're on to our number ones.

00:53:44.760 --> 00:53:49.239
The number ones. It's rare to have an artist

00:53:49.239 --> 00:53:53.639
with three in the top ten, but I did it. I did

00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:56.199
it because it felt right. Yeah. Number one on

00:53:56.199 --> 00:54:00.199
my list is Good Kid, Mad City, Kendrick Lamar.

00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:04.559
Kendrick Lamar. Yep. Yep. Just an amazing album.

00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:09.769
Sadly, no Kendrick for me. It's cutting room

00:54:09.769 --> 00:54:12.110
floor. Yeah, no, I hear you because I do I do

00:54:12.110 --> 00:54:15.369
love Kendrick and I love cube and I know there

00:54:15.369 --> 00:54:17.550
are others that I that I like that, you know,

00:54:17.570 --> 00:54:21.010
it's just unfortunate. Yeah, it's tough. Yep.

00:54:21.750 --> 00:54:27.150
So. OK, this is the first time in, I believe,

00:54:27.610 --> 00:54:30.590
our top 10. You just made the list history. We've

00:54:30.590 --> 00:54:34.409
done ties before. We've had two. I have three

00:54:34.409 --> 00:54:37.989
number ones, because I literally could not split

00:54:37.989 --> 00:54:40.489
hairs between these three albums. Sure. There's

00:54:40.489 --> 00:54:42.809
no rules against that. There isn't. Number one,

00:54:42.889 --> 00:54:45.489
ACDC Back in Black. It's a great album. Front

00:54:45.489 --> 00:54:50.150
to Back. Yep. Solid Listen. Number two, GNR Appetite

00:54:50.150 --> 00:54:52.929
for Destruction. I was thinking about them, too.

00:54:54.869 --> 00:54:59.369
At a time when grunge was coming on and hair

00:54:59.369 --> 00:55:02.949
metal was dying. Dying, I guess, is probably

00:55:02.949 --> 00:55:05.469
fair, although those bands are still around and

00:55:05.469 --> 00:55:08.989
playing. But they stepped up and are like, oh,

00:55:08.989 --> 00:55:10.570
we're just going to be a hard rock band that

00:55:10.570 --> 00:55:14.650
slaps you in the face. Great album. Yep. And

00:55:14.650 --> 00:55:18.269
tied with those two, Soundgarden's Bad Motorfinger.

00:55:18.489 --> 00:55:21.789
It's excellent. Such an amazing, like, when you

00:55:21.789 --> 00:55:26.130
think of that genre, by far that album, in my

00:55:26.130 --> 00:55:28.750
opinion, blows everything else away. Yeah. It's

00:55:28.750 --> 00:55:31.829
a fantastic number one trio right there. It really

00:55:31.829 --> 00:55:36.710
is. It really is. Wow, that was something. That

00:55:36.710 --> 00:55:38.409
was definitely something. It's so tough. It's

00:55:38.409 --> 00:55:40.349
like one of those lists that almost doesn't feel

00:55:40.349 --> 00:55:42.590
good because of how many albums were missed,

00:55:42.949 --> 00:55:45.280
but at the same time it's like... Someone had

00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:48.400
to do it some people had to be cut and that's

00:55:48.400 --> 00:55:50.780
just unfortunate Yeah, yeah that that really

00:55:50.780 --> 00:55:52.760
that really sucks because there's a lot of great

00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:56.059
made in albums that oh, yeah on there and Billy

00:55:56.059 --> 00:55:59.099
Joel and just some others that you know even

00:55:59.099 --> 00:56:01.940
artists that could have made the list entirely

00:56:01.940 --> 00:56:04.679
that weren't on there It's like damn. Yeah. Oh

00:56:04.679 --> 00:56:07.840
for sure hundred percent That leads us to our

00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:09.480
next segment, which is called review preview.

00:56:09.539 --> 00:56:12.969
I review a movie and preview movie And I went

00:56:12.969 --> 00:56:19.190
and saw Superman. And so here we go. So Superman

00:56:19.190 --> 00:56:21.969
gets drawn into a conflict at home and abroad.

00:56:22.789 --> 00:56:25.769
His actions are questioned, giving tech billionaire

00:56:25.769 --> 00:56:28.070
Lex Luthor the opportunity to get the Man of

00:56:28.070 --> 00:56:31.750
Steel out of the way for good. Will and trepid

00:56:31.750 --> 00:56:34.389
reporter Lois Lane and Superman's four legged

00:56:34.389 --> 00:56:40.050
companion Crypto brought the dog in to help him

00:56:40.050 --> 00:56:43.559
before it's too late. So the film stars David

00:56:43.559 --> 00:56:45.980
Cornsweat, which sounds like corn sweat, which

00:56:45.980 --> 00:56:48.119
is hilarious because that's what makes us so

00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:51.480
damn human all the time. Damn corn sweat. So

00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:54.019
I don't like them because of that, really. Change

00:56:54.019 --> 00:56:56.659
your name, David. Fuck that guy. Fuck that corn

00:56:56.659 --> 00:57:00.519
sweat guy. Rachel Brosnahan, Nicholas Holt, Nathan

00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:04.639
Fillion, who plays Green Lantern, but kind of

00:57:04.639 --> 00:57:09.320
a Deadpool -esque Green Lantern. It was called

00:57:09.320 --> 00:57:12.219
Dead Lantern. Dead Lantern sounds damn cool.

00:57:13.639 --> 00:57:16.199
And he was one of my favorite characters, I think.

00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:19.039
The film is a bit more lighthearted than recent

00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:22.760
DC efforts, so I do give it props for that. I

00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:26.980
liked the Superman as an immigrant play. And

00:57:26.980 --> 00:57:28.739
let's face it, he's kind of the ultimate immigrant.

00:57:29.059 --> 00:57:31.800
He's off the damn planet. So he's an immigrant

00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:35.010
everywhere. Right. And it wasn't as distracting

00:57:35.010 --> 00:57:37.750
a focal point as some people let it to be. It

00:57:37.750 --> 00:57:39.909
really wasn't, it wasn't the main point of the

00:57:39.909 --> 00:57:42.489
movie. It was just kind of there and they put

00:57:42.489 --> 00:57:44.889
it there. And Gunn put it there on purpose and

00:57:44.889 --> 00:57:47.570
I was fine with it. There are some good individual

00:57:47.570 --> 00:57:50.989
performances and I'm kind of interested to see

00:57:50.989 --> 00:57:55.789
where they go from here. I think as kind of a

00:57:55.789 --> 00:57:59.730
first effort out of the gate by James Gunn, not

00:57:59.730 --> 00:58:02.739
bad. I think there's a lot of ways they can go,

00:58:02.739 --> 00:58:04.739
so I am kind of interested to see what's gonna

00:58:04.739 --> 00:58:07.559
happen. However, I mean, the story's just okay,

00:58:08.059 --> 00:58:10.260
and then there's like other superheroes in the

00:58:10.260 --> 00:58:12.780
movie, and you're just supposed to kind of pick

00:58:12.780 --> 00:58:15.420
up where they're at. Oh, I see. Because it isn't

00:58:15.420 --> 00:58:19.460
an origin story, so you're kind of like, all

00:58:19.460 --> 00:58:21.659
right, why are they doing this, and why are they

00:58:21.659 --> 00:58:24.199
this, and why are they that? And people can call

00:58:24.199 --> 00:58:26.940
it a plot hole if you want. It's just, I just

00:58:26.940 --> 00:58:29.920
don't have enough information. things are the

00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:32.719
way they are. Sure. Because it just kind of picks

00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:35.900
up where they're at. But overall, like I said,

00:58:35.900 --> 00:58:37.840
there's some good individual performances, kind

00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:39.480
of lighthearted. Some of the jokes are funny.

00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:43.480
Seven three out of ten. Not bad. Which I think

00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:46.139
is a fair score. It's pretty good for D .C. recently.

00:58:46.219 --> 00:58:49.619
Pretty good for D .C. I would say that. The next

00:58:49.619 --> 00:58:52.460
one is a preview. And I couldn't remember if

00:58:52.460 --> 00:58:54.199
I did this yet or not. So I'm going to do it

00:58:54.199 --> 00:58:58.210
again if I did. Fantastic four first steps. Mr.

00:58:58.409 --> 00:59:00.110
Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, and

00:59:00.110 --> 00:59:02.010
the Thing face their most daunting challenge

00:59:02.010 --> 00:59:05.090
as they defend Earth from Galacticus and Silver

00:59:05.090 --> 00:59:09.110
Surfer. Silver Surfer we've seen in other Fantastic

00:59:09.110 --> 00:59:12.090
Four movies. We haven't seen Galacticus yet.

00:59:12.090 --> 00:59:16.070
Right. And he's a bad dude. This movie will begin

00:59:16.070 --> 00:59:18.630
the whole tie -in with this multiverse thing

00:59:18.630 --> 00:59:21.429
that they kind of been playing with. And of course,

00:59:21.489 --> 00:59:23.389
the upcoming Avengers movies, which they're going

00:59:23.389 --> 00:59:25.530
to have to start, they're going to have to start

00:59:25.530 --> 00:59:28.590
teaming it up, you know? Right. The movie stars

00:59:28.590 --> 00:59:31.190
Vanessa Kirby, Pedro Pascal, because Pedro Pascal's

00:59:31.190 --> 00:59:33.949
in every third movie. That's true. Joseph Quinn,

00:59:34.190 --> 00:59:37.489
Ralph Innocent, Julia Garner, and the main man,

00:59:37.590 --> 00:59:41.449
John Malkovich. And let's face it, let's get

00:59:41.449 --> 00:59:44.110
off the highway for two seconds. John Malkovich

00:59:44.110 --> 00:59:47.489
is a tremendous actor. True. He's been in so

00:59:47.489 --> 00:59:52.769
many movies. And yet the one quote that I think

00:59:52.769 --> 00:59:56.110
of when I think of John Malkovich. And I don't

00:59:56.110 --> 00:59:58.590
know if you'll know the quote I'm about to say.

00:59:59.170 --> 01:00:03.769
Get the pig. Red. Excellent. Get the pig. I just

01:00:03.769 --> 01:00:07.269
love it. It's a great movie, too. A great movie.

01:00:07.409 --> 01:00:08.989
It's one of those movies like the other guys

01:00:08.989 --> 01:00:11.110
where it just kind of flew under the radar, but

01:00:11.110 --> 01:00:14.210
it's kind of like cult classic -esque. I think

01:00:14.210 --> 01:00:17.789
it's a fantastic movie. Oh, for sure. And if

01:00:17.789 --> 01:00:19.369
you're talking about... Should we get the pig?

01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:23.719
Get the pig. Get the pig. I love it. And it's

01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:27.219
just like you have all these actors and they're

01:00:27.219 --> 01:00:30.159
really at their best. Every single damn one of

01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:34.619
them. It's so good. But anyway, back on the Fantastic

01:00:34.619 --> 01:00:38.619
Four Highway, the movie's directed by WandaVision

01:00:38.619 --> 01:00:41.360
and Game of Thrones vet Matt Shackman. I think

01:00:41.360 --> 01:00:44.619
I'm hopeful by that because I do like his work.

01:00:45.260 --> 01:00:48.579
The movie premieres. It's coming up July 24th.

01:00:48.639 --> 01:00:51.420
And I think there have been other Fantastic Four

01:00:51.420 --> 01:00:54.179
movies. Some have been okay. Some have been kind

01:00:54.179 --> 01:00:57.360
of mid. And Fantastic Four franchise have been

01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:00.480
just kind of all over. And so I hope that this

01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:04.099
one finally kind of ties it in. Locks in. Locks

01:01:04.099 --> 01:01:08.179
it in. And apparently the Fantastic Four are

01:01:08.179 --> 01:01:10.480
going to get swallowed up into this Avenger thing.

01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:13.400
And so... Maybe that will give new life then

01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:15.639
to the Avengers and moving forward. So let's

01:01:15.639 --> 01:01:18.760
hope maybe that that that'll end up right case.

01:01:18.800 --> 01:01:21.300
Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah. So I'm definitely

01:01:21.300 --> 01:01:24.639
looking forward to it. Now, before we get to

01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:28.900
our next break, we do a little thing called while

01:01:28.900 --> 01:01:31.800
you were sleeping. So it's usually something

01:01:31.800 --> 01:01:36.219
in music, movies, YouTube, gaming, all that kind

01:01:36.219 --> 01:01:38.559
of stuff. And it's just something we may have

01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:44.440
missed. And so Aiden drives this bus big time,

01:01:44.900 --> 01:01:46.400
comes up with a lot of really cool stuff, and

01:01:46.400 --> 01:01:47.980
he'll introduce somebody like, oh man, I never

01:01:47.980 --> 01:01:49.699
heard of that, or oh god, I hadn't thought about

01:01:49.699 --> 01:01:53.800
that. So I'm always very interested to see what

01:01:53.800 --> 01:01:56.099
Aiden has week after week from while you're sleeping.

01:01:56.900 --> 01:01:59.840
So what you got, man? Well, while you were sleeping,

01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:03.980
one of the best -selling games of all time, Wii

01:02:03.980 --> 01:02:10.139
Sports, has a sequel, Wii Sports Resort. I didn't

01:02:10.139 --> 01:02:13.179
know that was a thing. And it is, of course,

01:02:13.619 --> 01:02:16.780
a fantastic selling game as well. But I feel

01:02:16.780 --> 01:02:20.539
like it gets overlooked because of the fame of

01:02:20.539 --> 01:02:25.260
Wii Sports. But Wii Sports Resort is solid. It's

01:02:25.260 --> 01:02:28.079
arguably better, one might say. I might even

01:02:28.079 --> 01:02:31.550
say. But yeah, Wii Sports Resort... The 2009

01:02:31.550 --> 01:02:35.889
sports simulation -like motion control, the sequel

01:02:35.889 --> 01:02:38.869
to Wii Sports, set on a tropical island, the

01:02:38.869 --> 01:02:41.809
game features more than double the amount of

01:02:41.809 --> 01:02:45.110
sports in the original, all enhanced by the Wii

01:02:45.110 --> 01:02:49.510
Motion Plus accessory. And most new Wiimotes,

01:02:49.889 --> 01:02:53.650
which is the Wii Control, come with... the Wii

01:02:53.650 --> 01:02:56.389
Motion Plus inside of them, which is essentially,

01:02:56.409 --> 01:02:58.329
I think it's some kind of gyroscope or something

01:02:58.329 --> 01:03:02.409
that more accurately can read your motion, which

01:03:02.409 --> 01:03:04.250
kind of makes the motion controls feel a bit

01:03:04.250 --> 01:03:08.250
smoother, which Wii Sports, the initial release,

01:03:08.269 --> 01:03:11.570
did not have. So up to four players, of course,

01:03:11.670 --> 01:03:14.170
can compete in a bunch of different sports, but

01:03:14.170 --> 01:03:16.309
I think the original Wii Sports lineup, I think

01:03:16.309 --> 01:03:19.909
it was tennis, golf, baseball, boxing, bowling,

01:03:20.469 --> 01:03:23.599
I think it was those five. Right and like little

01:03:23.599 --> 01:03:26.400
training minigames. Yeah, but Wii Sports Resort

01:03:26.400 --> 01:03:30.719
has sword fighting wakeboarding frisbee archery

01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:34.320
basketball table tennis golf bowling power cruising

01:03:34.320 --> 01:03:37.400
Which is like jet skis canoeing cycling and air

01:03:37.400 --> 01:03:42.860
sports in an airplane. Oh Damn. Yeah, so I think

01:03:42.860 --> 01:03:46.539
it's fantastic. It looks great. I mean It's 2009

01:03:46.539 --> 01:03:48.980
and you're playing on the Wii so it you're still

01:03:48.980 --> 01:03:51.139
playing on the Wii. It doesn't look fantastic.

01:03:51.340 --> 01:03:54.420
Yeah But it still looks great. It's open -world

01:03:54.420 --> 01:03:57.380
-esque in a way where you can kind of, when you're

01:03:57.380 --> 01:03:59.039
in the plane, you can just kind of float around

01:03:59.039 --> 01:04:01.840
the island and see everything, how the island

01:04:01.840 --> 01:04:05.000
is set up. Oh, no way! So, I think it's fantastic

01:04:05.000 --> 01:04:08.320
and it gets overshadowed by the existence of

01:04:08.320 --> 01:04:11.320
Wii Sports just being this powerhouse. I think

01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:14.099
it's still maybe in the top five video games

01:04:14.099 --> 01:04:16.900
sold of all time. But yeah, Wii Sports Resort

01:04:16.900 --> 01:04:20.500
is fantastic, and if anyone still has their old...

01:04:20.650 --> 01:04:23.369
Nintendo Wii sitting in a box collecting dust

01:04:23.369 --> 01:04:26.210
somewhere. Give, uh, give Wii Sports Resort a

01:04:26.210 --> 01:04:29.869
try. Give it a try. Yeah. No doubt. That's amazing.

01:04:30.630 --> 01:04:33.630
Um, yeah, I just, that one just... I mean, it

01:04:33.630 --> 01:04:35.969
just, like, I missed it. I remember Wii Sports

01:04:35.969 --> 01:04:38.670
and we played Wii Sports. And it's a lot of fun.

01:04:39.050 --> 01:04:41.550
But as you say, sometimes the actual physical

01:04:41.550 --> 01:04:45.389
gameplay is just a little bit wonky. Yeah. So,

01:04:45.469 --> 01:04:48.650
um, wow, that's really interesting. Yeah. Yeah.

01:04:48.730 --> 01:04:52.690
Fascinating. Yeah, I would love to play it. Yes,

01:04:52.690 --> 01:04:55.929
it is fun. Now that you mention it. All right.

01:04:55.989 --> 01:04:58.269
Well, that does it for while you were sleeping.

01:04:58.710 --> 01:05:01.429
Once again, we love the engagement. Reach out

01:05:01.429 --> 01:05:04.110
to us. If there's something that you think we're

01:05:04.110 --> 01:05:07.269
sleeping on, let us know and we'll bring that

01:05:07.269 --> 01:05:09.349
shit to the forefront. Damn right. For sure.

01:05:09.710 --> 01:05:11.030
All right. We're going to take a quick break.

01:05:11.070 --> 01:05:12.710
And when we come back, one of our favorite things

01:05:12.710 --> 01:05:16.909
to do, our beer review for all you fine people.

01:05:16.969 --> 01:05:19.230
And then something we haven't done in a few weeks.

01:05:19.550 --> 01:05:23.230
The world of weird news coming up after the break.

01:05:42.670 --> 01:05:45.369
All right, we are back for the homestretch. This

01:05:45.369 --> 01:05:48.250
is the Mark Mo Show podcast. I'm your host, Mark

01:05:48.250 --> 01:05:52.110
Maloney, along with my co -host, Aidan Maloney,

01:05:52.630 --> 01:05:56.550
also from Aidan spelled the right way. That is

01:05:56.550 --> 01:05:59.050
his gaming podcast. You should check it out on

01:05:59.050 --> 01:06:01.369
YouTube. It's pretty good stuff. It's a fantastic

01:06:01.369 --> 01:06:03.110
time. It is a fantastic time. It's very enjoyable.

01:06:03.469 --> 01:06:06.190
Yeah. You guys will find yourselves laughing.

01:06:06.349 --> 01:06:09.530
You'll find yourselves mentally playing along

01:06:09.530 --> 01:06:11.610
as Aiden goes on different journeys here through

01:06:11.610 --> 01:06:14.969
these gaming and sometimes, especially in GeoGaster,

01:06:15.030 --> 01:06:17.150
I'm like, no, no, it's right, it's right. The

01:06:17.150 --> 01:06:19.329
sign's to your, no, you went the wrong, go left.

01:06:19.469 --> 01:06:20.869
And you're just like, wait, he can't hear me.

01:06:21.030 --> 01:06:23.719
What the hell am I doing? But that's good content

01:06:23.719 --> 01:06:25.880
when people on the other end are that way. So

01:06:25.880 --> 01:06:29.539
that's that's definitely good stuff. But that

01:06:29.539 --> 01:06:32.739
leads us to our beer review. The official beer

01:06:32.739 --> 01:06:40.360
review. It is this week, Modelo Negra. So Aidan,

01:06:40.559 --> 01:06:43.559
what's up with Modelo Negra? I hear it's fantastic

01:06:43.559 --> 01:06:46.940
and we'll be trying it today. It's from the Modelo

01:06:46.940 --> 01:06:51.000
group or Grupo Modelo, as they say, from Ciudad

01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:54.309
de México. straight out of Mexico City, imported

01:06:54.309 --> 01:06:58.289
into the United States for us to enjoy. 5 .4

01:06:58.289 --> 01:07:01.949
% ABV, so just a touch higher than your traditional

01:07:01.949 --> 01:07:06.010
beer. Gets a 16 on the international bitters

01:07:06.010 --> 01:07:09.150
unit scale, so it's not bitter at all. Usually

01:07:09.150 --> 01:07:13.489
IPAs are like 40 to 80. Yes. So it's technically

01:07:13.489 --> 01:07:18.079
a lager. Munich dunkle style so okay the way

01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:21.780
that untapped describes it is Modela negra Mexican

01:07:21.780 --> 01:07:24.440
beer is a lager beer with German roots offering

01:07:24.440 --> 01:07:27.599
a rich taste with a light finish enjoy the surveys

01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:31.559
on its own or On its own or two brings out the

01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:35.239
flavor of Mexican dishes Onto the can itself

01:07:35.239 --> 01:07:37.460
which does look pretty cool. I will say it looks

01:07:37.460 --> 01:07:40.639
very cool medium bodied lager with slow roasted

01:07:40.639 --> 01:07:43.190
caramel malts Brewed for a rich, smooth taste

01:07:43.190 --> 01:07:46.789
is how they market themselves. I'm sold. We will

01:07:46.789 --> 01:07:49.150
be the judge of that for you here today. Indeed.

01:07:49.510 --> 01:07:51.710
Let us know on the socials what you are enjoying.

01:07:52.469 --> 01:07:54.690
Most definitely. And your thoughts on Modela

01:07:54.690 --> 01:07:57.090
nigra, if you've ever tried it. Cheers. Cilantro.

01:07:58.110 --> 01:08:02.030
Cilantro. Oh, she's smooth. She's way smooth.

01:08:02.630 --> 01:08:06.449
Yeah, I enjoy this. It's definitely got the roasty

01:08:06.449 --> 01:08:09.210
notes. For sure. It's almost got the roasty notes

01:08:09.210 --> 01:08:11.630
of a porter. because there's definitely like

01:08:11.630 --> 01:08:14.650
roasty coffee flavor notes in there what you

01:08:14.650 --> 01:08:17.149
definitely don't expect from a lager perhaps

01:08:17.149 --> 01:08:20.670
from a dunkle i could see actually so i get that

01:08:20.670 --> 01:08:23.989
yeah slightly malty but definitely roasty yeah

01:08:23.989 --> 01:08:29.029
that is good yeah i like it very enjoyable i

01:08:29.029 --> 01:08:31.489
i actually have a funny story revolving around

01:08:31.489 --> 01:08:34.369
modelo negra i never had it before this was when

01:08:34.369 --> 01:08:38.109
i was much younger closer to your age now and

01:08:38.109 --> 01:08:40.489
I was working for a major law firm in Chicago,

01:08:41.069 --> 01:08:46.529
and so we had the job. We, wow, I'm trying to

01:08:46.529 --> 01:08:49.670
think exactly. I think we took up five floors

01:08:49.670 --> 01:08:52.250
in a large office building downtown, and then

01:08:52.250 --> 01:08:55.229
part of a sixth. Well, part of the sixth we were

01:08:55.229 --> 01:08:57.609
vacating, primarily because that group had left.

01:08:57.869 --> 01:09:00.689
And so there were like 10 attorneys down there

01:09:00.689 --> 01:09:03.329
on this half floor and like seven of them are

01:09:03.329 --> 01:09:05.229
gone. So we're like, okay, we're just gonna move

01:09:05.229 --> 01:09:07.149
those three attorneys up and we're just gonna

01:09:07.149 --> 01:09:09.750
vacate this floor. So as we're doing that, it

01:09:09.750 --> 01:09:12.409
was basically like, okay, you know, client files,

01:09:12.569 --> 01:09:15.229
get them into storage, do that whole stuff or

01:09:15.229 --> 01:09:17.789
help them take the files that are theirs, whatever.

01:09:18.270 --> 01:09:21.390
So like there's like all process to it. And so

01:09:21.390 --> 01:09:24.409
as we're cleaning up, sometimes they left personal

01:09:24.409 --> 01:09:27.430
stuff behind. And, like, if it was a valuable,

01:09:27.590 --> 01:09:30.270
obviously, we were gonna be like, oh, hey, so

01:09:30.270 --> 01:09:31.989
-and -so, you forgot this watch or whatever.

01:09:32.149 --> 01:09:33.930
You know, I would let them know that. But we're

01:09:33.930 --> 01:09:36.149
going through this one guy Joe's office, and,

01:09:36.149 --> 01:09:38.029
like, there was this closet in there, and there

01:09:38.029 --> 01:09:40.869
was just some trash and other stuff. And I looked

01:09:40.869 --> 01:09:42.630
in the corner, I'm like, wait a minute. And it

01:09:42.630 --> 01:09:47.689
was a Sixer of Modela Negra. Yo. Now, the shift

01:09:47.689 --> 01:09:50.630
that I had was, like, a 2 to 9 .30 shift. So

01:09:50.630 --> 01:09:53.229
it's already, like, 9 o 'clock. It's the dude

01:09:53.229 --> 01:09:55.539
I'm doing this with. I'm like, die. I think we

01:09:55.539 --> 01:09:57.680
should start the weekend. He's like, I think

01:09:57.680 --> 01:10:00.380
that's a great idea. So we polish off that sixer

01:10:00.380 --> 01:10:04.020
pretty quickly. But that was my first time drinking

01:10:04.020 --> 01:10:07.699
Modelo Negra. And I was like, wow, that is pretty

01:10:07.699 --> 01:10:10.340
fricking good. It's not even cold. Right. Oh,

01:10:10.460 --> 01:10:13.939
yeah. And it was in a closet. That's crazy. That's

01:10:13.939 --> 01:10:15.939
great. Oh, yeah, it was. It's just the lawyers

01:10:15.939 --> 01:10:17.380
all this time. This and Devotas are wrapping

01:10:17.380 --> 01:10:19.600
up a long week. And I'm like, wait a minute.

01:10:20.600 --> 01:10:23.760
The Lord has it all provided for us. New development.

01:10:23.880 --> 01:10:25.989
New development. We were starting the weekend.

01:10:26.210 --> 01:10:30.890
Quite. But back to our taste test. It's fantastic.

01:10:30.949 --> 01:10:33.210
I enjoy it. Yeah, I agree. It's definitely got

01:10:33.210 --> 01:10:37.810
the dunkle vibe, you know? A Mexican beer with

01:10:37.810 --> 01:10:40.770
German roots, I think is how they described it.

01:10:41.189 --> 01:10:44.460
Yeah. I agree. I agree, it's roastiness is very

01:10:44.460 --> 01:10:48.659
welcome. Typically lagers are very light -bodied,

01:10:48.819 --> 01:10:51.439
easy drinking. Very clean, yeah. But this has

01:10:51.439 --> 01:10:53.640
got some character to it that I quite enjoy.

01:10:54.539 --> 01:10:57.020
Yeah, I agree. So as far as lagers go, I'm going

01:10:57.020 --> 01:11:00.659
to give it a pretty healthy score. Ooh. 325 out

01:11:00.659 --> 01:11:04.979
of 5. I like it. Yeah. This is quite enjoyable.

01:11:05.819 --> 01:11:08.800
It is quite enjoyable. I like it quite a bit.

01:11:08.920 --> 01:11:14.520
As you say, it's still, despite this roasty coffee

01:11:14.520 --> 01:11:17.779
kind of flavor that hits your palate, it's still

01:11:17.779 --> 01:11:19.899
clean. Like afterwards, it's like, it's clean.

01:11:20.060 --> 01:11:21.880
It doesn't leave anything on there like super

01:11:21.880 --> 01:11:28.119
hoppy IPAs can. Sure. This is flavorful, yet

01:11:28.119 --> 01:11:30.720
doesn't leave that on the palate, which I always

01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:33.569
appreciate. Yeah. So yeah, I go three and a half.

01:11:33.829 --> 01:11:35.409
Nice. I go three and a half. I think it's very

01:11:35.409 --> 01:11:38.609
good. Very solid. Yeah, definitely. So props

01:11:38.609 --> 01:11:41.369
to Modelo. I know Modelo's got, they've got what?

01:11:41.729 --> 01:11:44.949
Especial. They have the regular Modelo. Yeah.

01:11:45.470 --> 01:11:48.130
There's a couple of them. Modelo Auro is the

01:11:48.130 --> 01:11:50.050
new one. Auro is the new one. Yeah. So I don't

01:11:50.050 --> 01:11:53.729
know if that's what light? Yeah, I believe so.

01:11:53.789 --> 01:11:56.750
It's the light beer. Yeah, so Yeah, we'll get

01:11:56.750 --> 01:11:58.470
around. We'll get around to trying them I know

01:11:58.470 --> 01:12:01.970
a lot of times we try to do more of the micro

01:12:01.970 --> 01:12:04.890
brews locally brewed kind of stuff, but every

01:12:04.890 --> 01:12:07.789
once in a while We'll do the the macro. Yeah,

01:12:07.789 --> 01:12:11.050
and like we did with the the peber right more

01:12:11.050 --> 01:12:13.439
more globally accessible Yeah, most definitely.

01:12:14.260 --> 01:12:16.180
Our fans out there in Curacao. You can try them.

01:12:16.340 --> 01:12:20.140
Yeah, exactly. Curacao, what up? Yeah, I agree.

01:12:20.199 --> 01:12:22.420
That's a great idea. Yeah. To be able to do that.

01:12:23.079 --> 01:12:25.079
So go out and get yourself a Delo. Good stuff.

01:12:25.399 --> 01:12:28.579
Absolutely. Not sponsored, but recommended. Most

01:12:28.579 --> 01:12:31.539
definitely agree. Now, one thing we do before,

01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:33.739
I mean, we do grade it, but then we also do our

01:12:33.739 --> 01:12:37.460
flavor profiles. So I'm kind of interested what

01:12:37.460 --> 01:12:40.239
Aiden's are. I'm looking at kind of the top five

01:12:40.239 --> 01:12:44.550
on this flavor profile. Sweet is on here, I didn't

01:12:44.550 --> 01:12:47.090
get sweet so much. No, I would disagree. Yeah,

01:12:47.250 --> 01:12:49.350
I didn't add that one. A Maltese one, I would

01:12:49.350 --> 01:12:52.569
say Maltese Fair. Yeah. A Smooth, I would say

01:12:52.569 --> 01:12:56.149
it is Smooth. Yeah. And Dark. So I'll put Dark

01:12:56.149 --> 01:12:59.130
Smooth and Maltese. Yeah, I did Maltese Smooth

01:12:59.130 --> 01:13:01.810
and I added Roasty to mine. Oh, that's good.

01:13:02.430 --> 01:13:06.229
Yeah. Yeah. Quite enjoyable. Oh, by the way,

01:13:06.369 --> 01:13:09.920
it just, we use the untapped app. as part of

01:13:09.920 --> 01:13:11.899
our scoring process. That allows us to kind of

01:13:11.899 --> 01:13:14.100
go back and look at some of the ones that we've

01:13:14.100 --> 01:13:18.039
tried so we're not doubling up or doing things

01:13:18.039 --> 01:13:22.380
like that. But it often, the app, depending on

01:13:22.380 --> 01:13:24.220
where you've had beers before and stuff like

01:13:24.220 --> 01:13:27.079
that, it will pop things up like it did by this

01:13:27.079 --> 01:13:30.670
one. Nearby verified venue. Buffalo Wild Wings

01:13:30.670 --> 01:13:35.189
in Valpo, which is one of our favorite establishments

01:13:35.189 --> 01:13:37.710
in Valpo. It's definitely our go -to for sports

01:13:37.710 --> 01:13:41.149
and things of that nature. So they are a verified

01:13:41.149 --> 01:13:45.670
venue on Untapped. Presumably that carries this

01:13:45.670 --> 01:13:48.189
cerveza, I would imagine. Yeah, most definitely.

01:13:48.329 --> 01:13:50.710
So we're going to subscribe to that one. Count

01:13:50.710 --> 01:13:54.630
me in. Count you in. My unlock badge, I'm a Logger

01:13:54.630 --> 01:13:57.430
Jack. Hey, good for you. Logger Jack level two.

01:13:57.569 --> 01:13:59.789
You've earned it. Let's see what else we've got

01:13:59.789 --> 01:14:04.090
here. Hold on to your bears badge. Whoa. Hold

01:14:04.090 --> 01:14:06.890
on to your bears. Unleash your inner paleontologist

01:14:06.890 --> 01:14:10.670
and celebrate untapped 2025 mid -year in beer

01:14:10.670 --> 01:14:13.609
presented by the untapped shop in this limited

01:14:13.609 --> 01:14:18.050
edition badge. Limited edition. Whoa. How about

01:14:18.050 --> 01:14:20.310
that? Hold on to my beer. Actually kind of looks

01:14:20.310 --> 01:14:22.970
like the Jurassic logo. It does. It does. It's

01:14:22.970 --> 01:14:26.470
clever. So I kind of dig that. Yeah. I like those.

01:14:26.609 --> 01:14:29.890
Good stuff. Yeah, most definitely. That pretty

01:14:29.890 --> 01:14:33.390
much brings us to our final segment for this

01:14:33.390 --> 01:14:37.909
week. And this is one we rather enjoy is the

01:14:37.909 --> 01:14:41.489
world of weird news. And we find weird news stories

01:14:41.489 --> 01:14:43.250
from all over the globe, although we could just

01:14:43.250 --> 01:14:45.869
do stories about Florida. And that would probably

01:14:45.869 --> 01:14:48.829
fill the bit. Right. That is true. It would definitely

01:14:48.829 --> 01:14:52.270
it would definitely fill a bit. But a lot of

01:14:52.270 --> 01:14:55.909
times it's pretty global. And we find things

01:14:56.630 --> 01:14:59.609
All over the place. Florida Man does some traveling.

01:15:00.149 --> 01:15:04.090
Florida Man apparently does some traveling. So

01:15:04.090 --> 01:15:08.329
did you want to lead on this one? Sure. Okay.

01:15:08.770 --> 01:15:11.310
Sure. We've spoken his name multiple times. I

01:15:11.310 --> 01:15:14.630
do have a Florida Man today. I love it. I figured

01:15:14.630 --> 01:15:17.149
it was only right. Bringing back Roller Rated

01:15:17.149 --> 01:15:20.569
News Season 3, Florida Man had to make a return.

01:15:21.289 --> 01:15:25.069
The story comes from WSOC Channel 9 in Florida,

01:15:25.069 --> 01:15:29.270
of course. Florida man accused of jumping naked

01:15:29.270 --> 01:15:31.510
on neighbor's trampoline before breaking into

01:15:31.510 --> 01:15:37.029
home. So this comes from Lay Acres, Florida.

01:15:37.810 --> 01:15:40.369
A Florida man is accused of jumping on neighbor's

01:15:40.369 --> 01:15:42.710
trampoline while naked and later breaking into

01:15:42.710 --> 01:15:47.130
her home while still unclothed. Oh. The man in

01:15:47.130 --> 01:15:50.750
question, Adrian Lee Gonzalez -Bradway, who was

01:15:50.750 --> 01:15:53.569
21 at the time of this story, was arrested Wednesday

01:15:53.569 --> 01:15:56.310
and charged with burglary and criminal mischief

01:15:56.310 --> 01:16:00.649
with property damage of more than $200. I love

01:16:00.649 --> 01:16:02.630
the term criminal mischief, by the way. Criminal

01:16:02.630 --> 01:16:06.189
mischief. It's just like, it's the term of just

01:16:06.189 --> 01:16:09.789
being a little stinker, you know? Yeah, I love

01:16:09.789 --> 01:16:11.890
criminal mischief. It's like, you little mischief,

01:16:11.949 --> 01:16:15.630
you're going to jail. I love that. It's also,

01:16:15.729 --> 01:16:17.989
quite frankly, because I do consider myself a

01:16:17.989 --> 01:16:20.170
low -level menace, that's right along with that.

01:16:20.430 --> 01:16:23.229
Yes, mischievous. Mischievous. Menacery, yeah.

01:16:23.710 --> 01:16:26.750
No bail had been set at the time of this story.

01:16:27.029 --> 01:16:29.630
According to the sheriff's office, Gonzales -Bradway

01:16:29.630 --> 01:16:31.930
showed up naked at his neighbor's home and lay

01:16:31.930 --> 01:16:35.659
acres. on this Tuesday afternoon and began tapping

01:16:35.659 --> 01:16:38.420
on her door. There was a rap -tap -tapping. Rap

01:16:38.420 --> 01:16:41.779
-tap -tap. The resident asked Gonzalez -Broadway

01:16:41.779 --> 01:16:45.020
if he needed assistance, but he did not respond.

01:16:45.579 --> 01:16:48.380
Which, I mean, that's kind of a neighborly thing

01:16:48.380 --> 01:16:50.460
to do. You see a naked man tapping on your door.

01:16:50.600 --> 01:16:53.779
That's fair. It's like, ah, you good, bro? 30

01:16:53.779 --> 01:16:57.739
minutes after this, the woman said she saw Gonzalez

01:16:57.739 --> 01:17:00.439
-Broadway jumping on her family's trampoline

01:17:00.439 --> 01:17:05.770
while still naked. The woman, it continues, the

01:17:05.770 --> 01:17:08.710
woman then saw Gonzales -Bradway start to touch

01:17:08.710 --> 01:17:12.930
himself on the trampoline. On the trampoline.

01:17:13.149 --> 01:17:16.270
She then called 911, which, I mean, I would have

01:17:16.270 --> 01:17:19.670
called 911 probably before that point, but hey,

01:17:19.750 --> 01:17:22.149
better late than never. According to the sheriff's

01:17:22.149 --> 01:17:25.380
office, Gonzales -Bradway then... Ran up to the

01:17:25.380 --> 01:17:28.720
women's door demanding entry when the woman refused

01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:31.520
Gonzales Bradway allegedly smashed her kitchen

01:17:31.520 --> 01:17:35.239
window open the woman gathered her children a

01:17:35.239 --> 01:17:38.399
Niece and a nephew locked herself in her vehicle

01:17:38.399 --> 01:17:41.140
calling the authorities which smart thing to

01:17:41.140 --> 01:17:44.619
do The authorities that showed up and arrested

01:17:44.619 --> 01:17:49.680
him while still naked. Oh No, there was there

01:17:49.680 --> 01:17:51.819
was never an article of clothing during this

01:17:51.819 --> 01:17:55.140
entire interaction Jumping on the trampoline

01:17:55.140 --> 01:17:57.800
he starts to get a little too freaky with it.

01:17:57.800 --> 01:18:00.460
Oh no naked jumping on the trampoline is already

01:18:00.460 --> 01:18:02.680
kind of freaky But then he gets a little more

01:18:02.680 --> 01:18:05.479
freaky, and she's like okay. I'm calling 5 -0

01:18:05.479 --> 01:18:08.800
And he just breaks the window like like the one

01:18:08.800 --> 01:18:14.579
Eric Andre meme let me in Yeah Escalated past

01:18:14.579 --> 01:18:17.760
the point of of comedy there for a moment because

01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:21.020
you know that I too would feel threatened if

01:18:21.470 --> 01:18:24.789
if a naked man broke my window but yeah just

01:18:24.789 --> 01:18:29.869
the the idea of uh of a woman trying to be neighborly

01:18:29.869 --> 01:18:32.130
like oh naked man's tapping on my door like you

01:18:32.130 --> 01:18:35.890
good buddy and then he just gets a little gets

01:18:35.890 --> 01:18:40.069
a little criminally mischievous that's so funny

01:18:40.069 --> 01:18:45.310
quintessentially florida man i would argue That

01:18:45.310 --> 01:18:49.729
is hilarious. I totally see that. Oh, yeah. Ladies

01:18:49.729 --> 01:18:51.869
and gentlemen, I lived in Florida for a year

01:18:51.869 --> 01:18:54.609
and of course have traveled there many more times.

01:18:55.449 --> 01:18:58.449
None of these stories you will hear on this segment

01:18:58.449 --> 01:19:01.670
that involve a Florida man surprise me. Yes.

01:19:01.949 --> 01:19:05.449
None of them surprise me at all. It is a crazy

01:19:05.449 --> 01:19:08.640
place. Yeah. It is a crazy place. Yeah, like

01:19:08.640 --> 01:19:10.500
they've got a lot of amusement parks there, but

01:19:10.500 --> 01:19:12.779
the true amusement park is the state of Florida

01:19:12.779 --> 01:19:14.899
itself. Oh, watch the people. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

01:19:15.100 --> 01:19:17.859
The natives. Yes. The natives, for sure. The

01:19:17.859 --> 01:19:21.340
Florida man. The Florida man, no doubt. Oh, that

01:19:21.340 --> 01:19:24.460
is hysterical. I am glad you brought Florida

01:19:24.460 --> 01:19:27.539
man back. It was a matter of time. It was just

01:19:27.539 --> 01:19:32.340
a matter of time. All right. My story is from

01:19:32.340 --> 01:19:36.979
outside the states. OK. Women. Woman, sorry,

01:19:37.399 --> 01:19:40.539
woman flooded with calls about non -existent

01:19:40.539 --> 01:19:46.260
cat due to a t -shirt. Oh no. Oh no, what? A

01:19:46.260 --> 01:19:49.020
British Columbia woman's phone has been flooded

01:19:49.020 --> 01:19:52.619
with calls about a missing cat that does not

01:19:52.619 --> 01:19:56.640
exist. And it's all because of a t -shirt. Natasha

01:19:56.640 --> 01:20:00.020
Lavoie and Jonathan Micura said dozens of calls

01:20:00.020 --> 01:20:02.399
have come in from people claiming to have found

01:20:02.399 --> 01:20:06.000
their cat Torbo. But their cat's name is Mouser,

01:20:06.140 --> 01:20:10.960
and he isn't missing. Who is this Torbo guy?

01:20:12.859 --> 01:20:16.420
Sometimes, like six times a day, I'm getting

01:20:16.420 --> 01:20:20.100
these really random phone calls and some people

01:20:20.100 --> 01:20:23.300
leaving me voicemails saying that they found

01:20:23.300 --> 01:20:29.609
my cat and they want money for my cat. Oh my

01:20:29.609 --> 01:20:32.090
god, that's crazy that people are like extorting

01:20:32.090 --> 01:20:34.930
these. Extorting them. Extorting this non -existent

01:20:34.930 --> 01:20:36.930
cat. Where are they getting these cats from?

01:20:37.789 --> 01:20:41.130
I'm like, my cat's at home in the air conditioning.

01:20:42.590 --> 01:20:45.090
The couple discovered Lavoie's phone number had

01:20:45.090 --> 01:20:50.130
been printed on a t -shirt sold by company Wisdom

01:20:50.130 --> 01:20:53.909
New York. Oh my god. The shirt features a missing

01:20:53.909 --> 01:20:56.149
cat poster and Lavoie's phone number. That's

01:20:56.149 --> 01:20:59.689
crazy. If you want to print a fake phone number,

01:20:59.829 --> 01:21:02.189
you always do the 555 thing in the middle. Right.

01:21:02.250 --> 01:21:04.609
It's what all TV shows do. Yes, that is what

01:21:04.609 --> 01:21:07.250
they do. They really put the dumb in wisdom.

01:21:07.569 --> 01:21:11.170
Yes, they did. A wisdom New York representative

01:21:11.170 --> 01:21:14.010
said the shirt has been pulled from the online

01:21:14.010 --> 01:21:17.289
store. Oh, that's sad. That's sad. Oh, man. I

01:21:17.289 --> 01:21:20.229
want one. If you've got one, I will buy it. The

01:21:20.229 --> 01:21:23.630
use of a real number within the art created was

01:21:23.630 --> 01:21:25.930
not intentional, the representative said in an

01:21:25.930 --> 01:21:29.670
email to CBC News. Lavoie said she does not want

01:21:29.670 --> 01:21:33.489
to change her phone number as it bears a 604

01:21:33.489 --> 01:21:36.189
area code, which is difficult to get. I've had

01:21:36.189 --> 01:21:38.390
my number for 20 years, she said. I don't want

01:21:38.390 --> 01:21:43.369
to change it. I'll just keep not answering. LaVoise

01:21:43.369 --> 01:21:46.430
said she would like a real apology from the company.

01:21:46.810 --> 01:21:49.670
Fair point. I feel like I deserve a t -shirt

01:21:49.670 --> 01:21:52.770
after this, LaVoise said. I think we both do.

01:21:53.510 --> 01:21:56.029
You know, it would be funny if she, if they like

01:21:56.029 --> 01:21:58.609
printed her one of those t -shirts that's like,

01:21:58.930 --> 01:22:00.869
my phone number was leaked and all I got was

01:22:00.869 --> 01:22:04.550
this stupid shirt. Oh yes. That is really, I

01:22:04.550 --> 01:22:07.050
mean, just come out with a win. Right. Just come

01:22:07.050 --> 01:22:08.369
out with the wind. Right, at least get the dub.

01:22:08.829 --> 01:22:12.170
Yeah, so, uh, yeah. That's hilarious. That is

01:22:12.170 --> 01:22:16.470
hilarious. Yeah, it's very strange that, you

01:22:16.470 --> 01:22:18.729
know, people would do that. I'm sure there's

01:22:18.729 --> 01:22:22.550
got to be phone numbers that they can use. Right,

01:22:22.550 --> 01:22:25.529
like you do like the 555 phone number like the

01:22:25.529 --> 01:22:29.390
TV shows do. You could even do like 8675309,

01:22:29.529 --> 01:22:32.350
because that phone number can never be accessible

01:22:32.350 --> 01:22:35.659
after that song came out. So like... There's

01:22:35.659 --> 01:22:38.380
ideas. Even if you put in random numbers, the

01:22:38.380 --> 01:22:40.619
chances of you hitting a real phone number kind

01:22:40.619 --> 01:22:44.500
of high. Yes. You know? It really is. It really

01:22:44.500 --> 01:22:48.100
is. So I love that. I love that. Non -stop calls.

01:22:48.340 --> 01:22:52.359
Gotcha cat. You want it? It's going to cost you.

01:22:52.399 --> 01:22:54.960
It's going to cost you. It's like, that's the

01:22:54.960 --> 01:22:57.319
craziest part to me is the fact that there are

01:22:57.319 --> 01:22:59.260
people out there who are crazy enough not only

01:22:59.260 --> 01:23:01.680
to call a phone number you saw on a meme t -shirt.

01:23:01.880 --> 01:23:06.010
Right. but to then default to ransom. For a cat

01:23:06.010 --> 01:23:08.229
you clearly don't have because it's non -existent.

01:23:08.229 --> 01:23:11.140
You clearly don't have. That's crazy. I have

01:23:11.140 --> 01:23:13.939
your cat. It'll be $20 and some Arby's coupons

01:23:13.939 --> 01:23:16.319
if you have them. It was most surprising is it's

01:23:16.319 --> 01:23:19.239
British Columbia, which is Canada, which Canadians

01:23:19.239 --> 01:23:21.260
are typically very nice people. Supposed to be

01:23:21.260 --> 01:23:23.319
nicer, yeah. Who are these people extorting them

01:23:23.319 --> 01:23:26.159
for their cat? That is crazy. It's American travelers.

01:23:26.739 --> 01:23:29.840
It's gotta be. It's gotta be. Our influence is

01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:34.319
undeniable. Yeah. It'll be $5 ,000 USD. Don't

01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:36.859
mind that it's USD and not Canadian. Just the

01:23:36.859 --> 01:23:38.199
exchange rate. It's the only reason we're doing

01:23:38.199 --> 01:23:43.420
it. Oh God, that is crazy. That is insane. But

01:23:43.420 --> 01:23:46.399
at any rate, that wraps us up for this week.

01:23:48.160 --> 01:23:50.640
Once again, thank you so much for listening to

01:23:50.640 --> 01:23:52.779
the Mark Mo Show podcast, beginning of season

01:23:52.779 --> 01:23:54.840
three. I think we've got some good stuff lined

01:23:54.840 --> 01:23:58.380
up for you. Definitely some fun interviews. We're

01:23:58.380 --> 01:24:00.239
just going to have a good, hearty, wholesome,

01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:03.260
fun time. Absolutely. A wholesome season three.

01:24:03.439 --> 01:24:05.199
The people have been begging for it. They've

01:24:05.199 --> 01:24:06.859
been begging for it. And every day we're not

01:24:06.859 --> 01:24:11.180
wholesome. It's just, oopsie. They've been knocking.

01:24:11.199 --> 01:24:15.960
We did it again. I did it again. That's all we

01:24:15.960 --> 01:24:18.300
can sing. Yeah, before we get content matched.

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Because we're too good. We are too good. We get

01:24:20.819 --> 01:24:23.119
smooth when grooved up in here. Yeah, I'm not

01:24:23.119 --> 01:24:26.520
paying Brittany any money. That's just not going

01:24:26.520 --> 01:24:28.560
to happen. She has enough, I've heard. Oh, yeah.

01:24:28.899 --> 01:24:30.640
But yeah, people have been knocking on our door

01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:34.619
and calling us. Telling us they have a cat. Trying

01:24:34.619 --> 01:24:38.239
to ransom. A cat that's not real. A cat that

01:24:38.239 --> 01:24:41.699
isn't real. That is unbelievable. Jumping on

01:24:41.699 --> 01:24:46.819
our trampolines naked. This whole show has just

01:24:46.819 --> 01:24:50.640
been the story of our life. Let's face it. The

01:24:50.640 --> 01:24:55.180
title oopsie is quintessential to our existence.

01:24:55.920 --> 01:24:58.439
I think that's fair. I really do. As a matter

01:24:58.439 --> 01:25:01.140
of fact, when I die, my tombstone is just going

01:25:01.140 --> 01:25:07.359
to say oopsie. Oopsie. Like a manufacturer's

01:25:07.359 --> 01:25:12.439
error on the headstone. Oopsie. Oopsie. Oh, man.

01:25:13.060 --> 01:25:17.699
Who passed away? Who's dead here? Oopsie. Oopsie.

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I know, right? The funeral manager's just like,

01:25:25.680 --> 01:25:29.380
I know, right? Right? Holy. Oh, so good. And

01:25:29.380 --> 01:25:31.220
who's the guy that keeps putting flowers here?

01:25:31.279 --> 01:25:34.399
That's what I'd like to know. Oh, man. So you

01:25:34.399 --> 01:25:37.239
have to dox a random phone number on your headstone?

01:25:37.539 --> 01:25:41.180
Yes. Oopsie. And then a number. Ransom this number.

01:25:42.119 --> 01:25:45.760
Hi, you've called me from the afterlife. Oopsie.

01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:48.960
Oopsie. You've done it. You've done it. But thank

01:25:48.960 --> 01:25:50.819
you, Aidan, for everything that you do, man.

01:25:51.159 --> 01:25:53.739
Great co -host. Does the behind -the -scenes

01:25:53.739 --> 01:25:57.689
production stuff. And of course, his own He didn't

01:25:57.689 --> 01:26:01.289
spell the right way. So that's a great watch.

01:26:01.590 --> 01:26:03.810
YouTube, check it out. Great gaming content.

01:26:04.569 --> 01:26:07.069
And I also want to thank some local folks that

01:26:07.069 --> 01:26:10.069
have supported us along the way. Jetonia Greek

01:26:10.069 --> 01:26:13.069
Grill. Grey Food, Michael's super great dude.

01:26:13.750 --> 01:26:15.989
Smoketown Blues Barbecue, Maray and Maritza.

01:26:16.689 --> 01:26:18.810
Two more fantastic people. And if you're ever

01:26:18.810 --> 01:26:23.050
in Valpo and want some barbecue, go here. Very

01:26:23.050 --> 01:26:25.029
good stuff. Greek food and barbecue, man. You

01:26:25.029 --> 01:26:25.729
can't get any better. Greek food and barbecue,

01:26:25.989 --> 01:26:29.850
you can't go wrong. Absolutely. Valpo family

01:26:29.850 --> 01:26:34.310
YMCA, Curry Fort of Valpo, Curry Buick GMC, Simcoe

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Science Life Care Centers of Valpo, and The Entertainer

01:26:37.229 --> 01:26:40.510
magazine. And of course, Aidan Maloney, aka 219,

01:26:41.350 --> 01:26:44.189
and Aidan Maloney spelled the right way. Thank

01:26:44.189 --> 01:26:48.890
you again for listening and... and sending us

01:26:48.890 --> 01:26:51.229
your DMs and interacting, engagement, all that

01:26:51.229 --> 01:26:54.289
good stuff. Please like and subscribe. That keeps

01:26:54.289 --> 01:26:57.289
this train and this party going for sure. And

01:26:57.289 --> 01:27:00.670
that's about all I've got this week. Season three,

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here we go. Happy season three. Happy season

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three. We'll catch you guys next time.