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What's up, everyone? Welcome to season two, episode

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nine of the Mark Mo Show. My name is Mark Maloney

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and I am your host along with AK219's very own

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Aidan Maloney. More importantly, Aidan spelled

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the right way. That is his gaming channel. Make

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sure you check that out. How you doing, Aidan?

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Doing pretty fantastic. Little... a little tired,

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a little sleepy, but you know, there's nothing

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wrong with that. You know, you gotta listen to

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your body when you're feeling fatigued or tired,

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you know? Oh, for sure. Yeah, there's no doubt

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about that. Gotten too comfortable of a habit

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of not doing that, and then I'm like, oh, why

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do I feel like garbage all the time? It's like,

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well. You gotta get a little bit of sleep. Yeah,

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remember when you were feeling sleepy two hours

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before you went to bed? That's probably why.

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Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, there's no doubt. But

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at any rate, we produce new content every week

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on all podcast platforms and YouTube. And then

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we also have some one off interviews coming your

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way. And we just had a few recently. I got one

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coming up. I don't know if it's going to be the

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tail end of this season or the beginning of the

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next. But that one is going to be pretty tight.

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And I actually have kind of a waiting list building.

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So that's a good thing. But we only do two or

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three interviews a season. So folks got to wait.

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Got to wait they turn. Got to wait. Demand is

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high, but supply is steady. Supply is steady.

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And you get your free sweat pills on top of that.

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At any rate, if you like the Mark Mo Show, check

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out my radio. show. It's called After Hours.

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You can find the stream at WVLP .org or on your

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TuneIn app on the handheld device. Two hours

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of Celtic punk and alt rock. Tuesday nights 9

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p .m. Central Standard Time and Friday at 4 p

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.m. Central Standard Time. You should also check

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out the guys being dudes as we talked about and

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Aidan spelled the right way on YouTube and it

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is very, very entertaining gaming content. I

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just recently watched The one At the school that

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was just like he played just like the five minute

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version of it or the ten minute demo Yeah, demo.

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Yeah that like I think that was Fear Academy,

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right? Fear Academy. Yeah. I couldn't remember

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the name. That was frightening. That was very

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scary. There was more noises and things you couldn't

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see. Right. Yeah, I was not a fan of that. Yeah,

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it's like that looming dread. It's like, oh no,

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when's a bad thing gonna happen? Oh yeah, for

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sure. So check it out. He plays a lot of games.

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He plays some fun games, some scary games. A

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lot of really cool PC kind of stuff. Yeah, absolutely.

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Yeah, so definitely check that out. Now... Before

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I get into some serious bus talk Father's Day

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with my co -host was a really good time. No question

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great food great fun cold beer but Aside from

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that day last few weeks been kind up and down

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and we've had this talk before on previous episodes

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How that roller coaster goes in my life highs

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aren't super high the lows are like almost in

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hell and so basically like this and I won't go

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into details but like starting like this past

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weekend even into last night is just like the

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seventh level of hell and you just kind of get

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to that point where you just kind of you just

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kind of say you're done you know because it's

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just like and as I said I it's very easy to get

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off the highway right now and I'm like I'm so

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amped up to do it, and I'm going to calm myself

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here and not do it. But I'm just gonna say this.

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When you're a good human, when you're a good

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friend, and no one's perfect, right? Absolutely

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no one is perfect. People fuck up. Whether they're

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big fuck ups or little fuck ups or all sorts

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of fuck ups in between, right? That doesn't mean

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you're automatically a bad person. You're still

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that same good person. You just messed up, right?

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So... To me, not that I've recently had any mess

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ups, I haven't. It's just kind of like doing

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time for like shit that was done in the past

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and it was shit that wasn't even that bad. And

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you're just like, are people that fricking petty

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in this lifetime to be able to treat someone

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so shittily that they used to hold in high esteem

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and actually call the friend. I don't get it.

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I don't get it. It upsets me a lot. And it's

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to the point where we're not a very big part

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of the world. We're not Chicago or LA or New

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York. We're considered Chicagoland, but our little

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metro area in Valparaiso is like 37 ,000 people,

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give or take. It's not very big. So it's hard

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not to run into people or situations, and it

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sucks. You can mess up in Chicago, who gives

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a shit? You got two dozen other friends, you

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can go to the other side of the city. It doesn't

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matter. And most times, I find people in big

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cities, they just got thicker skin, too, because

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you live in the big city. And I think it's just

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kind of one of those things. I just find it's

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water under the bridge a hell of a lot more.

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And maybe I'm wrong in that concept. about big

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city versus kind of this tiny little town bullshit.

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But I'm just really over it. Yeah. And I kind

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of thought I was about a year ago. And that feeling

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just hasn't changed. So it's just going to get

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to the point like when I actually pull the trigger,

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when I get to the point to do it. Because, yeah,

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it's a small town Midwest. You know, some people

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probably love it. I'm not a fan. any longer.

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Yeah. I'm really not. And it makes it tough.

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It really makes it tough. Sometimes you feel

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like you're Moby Dick in a goldfish bowl. Right.

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You know, and you just, you have to... Ski -daddle.

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You have to, you have to, you have to move on.

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You just have to realize that, you know, there

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are probably people there that you still care

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about, and that you wish them well. But sadly,

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there are probably just as many that you'd be

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happy to tell the fuck off. Sure. and just be

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on your way, you know? So it's tough. It's really

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tough. Especially based on what I'm about to

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talk about, because it's super happy and good.

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But I suppose, and this is maybe the yin and

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yang of life, right? When you have such a great

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day and you meet good people, it somehow amplifies

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the bad in a way, and it's hard to explain. But

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like you have such a great day like that and

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then you realize that all this other shit is

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so much worse. And that it could be so much better

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because you just experienced that. Sure, yeah.

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It's a very strange duality to that. It's really

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odd. But yeah, I think I'm gonna pull the trigger

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on something soon. I just don't know how and

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when. But in this life, you guys, and I mean

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just not me, but all of you, don't settle. Don't

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settle, don't get too comfortable in one thing.

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Don't take abuse in any form, in any fucking

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form. Don't do it. Just have enough love for

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yourself to flip those double birds and just

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move on your way. Right. Because you do not need

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it. There are better people in this world. So

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yeah, I think I'll leave it at that. Fair points,

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absolutely. I think I'll leave it at that, because

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the rest is just too tough to talk about. Sure.

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And we really have a fun show planned. But getting

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a little bit off of my chest is cathartic at

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times. And it's really... It's really weighed

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me down this week to the point where, you know,

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I almost had a panic attack today. Like I was

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like at my desk and I'm like, holy shit, and

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could not concentrate, could not get work done.

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And I'm like, this is not worth it. Right. This

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is absolutely not worth it. And, you know, God,

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I'm trying to think of the movie. I think it's

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Denzel Washington. It might be the equalizer,

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the first one. And he's talking to that young

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girl in the coffee shop. where he goes and has

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his tea and reads his books and she kind of is

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trying to tell him like he's trying to be encouraging

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to her and she was like I'm trying to think of

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the line but it's something along the lines of

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trying to tell him like he's like you can be

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anything you want to be blah blah and her response

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to that was not in my world and then his response

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to her was change your world Fair points, good

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lines. And I watched that movie the other night,

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and when he said that, I was just like, I've

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heard that line, I've heard that line plenty,

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but it's never hit like it just hit. Right. But

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yeah, at any rate, that's my shit. All right,

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well, let's continue on. There's really no perfect

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segue to move forward on that. At any rate, once

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again, it was a great father's day. This guy's

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amazing. It was definitely a highlight, for sure.

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We had a fantastic day. Aidan just has to stop

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headbutting things. Yeah, that's my bad. And

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that just kind of, that was shocking. Yeah. To

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say the least. The game comes back, he's got

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blood on his nose, and we're like, um, what?

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You're like, you just, you looked, you're like,

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I don't know. You're like, shit. You know, so

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you're like, okay, time to end the day. But at

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any rate, it was, it's good that that wasn't

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like a serious thing. But at any rate, this past

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Saturday, I rode the Magic Bus throughout Northwest

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Indiana. And it was truly magical. Magic Bus,

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Magic Bus, thank you driver for getting me there.

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What? Magic what? No, no, no. Magic bus. But

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can I buy your magic bus? What is this? No. I

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want it. I want it. Well, you can't have it.

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I can't have the bus? No, man. It's a magic bus.

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The who? Roger Dawson. I was on the bus. I was

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on the bus. It was magical. Ah, F it. It is magical.

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If it's anything like your song, it has to be

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wonderfully magical. It has to be wonderfully

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magical. And by the way, Magic Bus is a Who song,

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and I did less than seven seconds in each little

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bit, so no copyright claim for you, Mr. Pete

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Townsend and Roger Daltrey. That's all I got.

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You hear that, YouTube? You hear that, YouTube?

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Get lost. Get lost. Anyway, I rode on this magical

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bus on a dive bar crawl. It was organized by

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Tasty219 Podcast and Lakedale Ale in Lowell,

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Indiana. It was approximately six hours long.

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Started and finished at Lakedale, covered five

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other regional dive bars. Those bars were Bugaboos

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in Cedar Lake, Willows in Griffith, Taphouse

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1233 in Lake Station, Rusty Nail Sports Bar and

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Portage and Track Lounge in Crown Point. I do

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have to say, full disclosure, sustained day drinking

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is exhausting. Put your head to sleep. Oh my

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god. As a newbie on this bus tour, I understood

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why so many people brought coolers and bags and

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stuff like that with them. They were like stocked

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up with water and caffeine and snacks. Smart.

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I looked, I'm like, next time, yep, definitely

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got to remember that. I will certainly bring

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those types of things. I met quite a few people

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on this trip, and a few people that I knew, but

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didn't know I knew. Oh, you had to play the great

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game of discovery. Right. Where do I know your

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face? As I've always told people. I never forget

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a face. I never forget a place. I don't always

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remember the name. Yeah. And I definitely remembered

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the face. I just didn't know. I didn't know where.

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I had no idea. But at any rate, the vibe was

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fantastic. Party atmosphere beginning to end.

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People were certainly inebriated by the time

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we got to last couple of stops, but like nobody

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was like gone to the point of. like they're a

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problem. Yeah. Like none of that existed. Just

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singing, dancing, drinking, eating, all that

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kind of, there was food at every stop, free food

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at every stop. Some had shots and drinks and

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things like that, jello shots, whatever. It was

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so much fun and we were able to bring some extra

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business to some dive bars. So they probably

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won't see big crowds like that in the middle

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of the day on a Saturday. So it was just kind

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of win, win, win for everyone. And it was a lot

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of fun. I want to thank Larry and Greg from the

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Tasty 219 podcast for being amazing hosts and

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putting this crawl together. It was their third

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one. And then Lakedale Ale for being the home

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base and also being part of this as well. Giving

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us that free pizza at the end was key. And I

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want to give a shout out to that person that

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I knew that I didn't know that I knew. That was

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my bus buddy Don. Bus buddy! Bus buddy Don. She...

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Okay, so... We're talking knowing that we know

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each other but didn't know and so we're talking

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and I mentioned my friend Melissa Who's a bartender

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in Crown Point? at this at this bar Zombie Club

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man whoo So at this bar Zombie Club and she's

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like, I know Melissa. She's great. I work over

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at Tavern. I'm like Okay. All right building

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blocks here. We're figuring this out." And I

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knew I didn't meet her in Zombie. So I'm like,

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all right, must have been a tavern. I've only

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been to tavern a couple of times. So we're working

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on this thing. And I'm like, well, I went to

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the St. Patty's Day crawl thing with my friend

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Cody. And we were doing, and she's like, no,

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no, I wasn't at that. I was off that day. I didn't

00:14:54.899 --> 00:14:58.309
go. I was like, okay. So I was eliminated. So

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I was like, well recently it was Melissa's birthday

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and Melissa and Dustin and I and a bunch of her

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other friends that live in Crown Point, we went

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to the Pride Crawl and we had this table back

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in the corner and the light went out in her head

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and she said, my friend Chase, you guys were

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like... Playfully flirting all day and having

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fun and like he was like trying to squeeze him

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But he was kind of half giving you a lap dance

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and you were like, hey, I forgot my singles or

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whatever like totally having fun with it She's

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like I was the blonde on the other side of the

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table. I'm like, oh my god Like so that was it

00:15:35.730 --> 00:15:40.070
discovery discovery was like oh Like it all made

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sense, right? So yeah, so we had we had a really

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good time and It was a great day I got a new

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bus buddy, and I will definitely be going. October

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18th is the next one. Keep an eye on Tasty 219

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Podcasts for sure. And their socials, they're

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gonna release all that information soon. I guess

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they have four of the five bars lined up already,

00:16:01.659 --> 00:16:05.419
so. Nice. That's pretty solid. So definitely

00:16:05.419 --> 00:16:07.960
looking forward to it. And I was a guest on their

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podcast last night, and we talked about this

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very magical bus crawl. Magic class. The only

00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:22.000
magic Bus, I know, is the Magic School Bus. No,

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no, no, no. No Miss Frizzle shit. Miss Frizzle

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out there hammering down some highlifes. That's

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exactly what she was doing, man. I mean, she

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was doing the Chicago handshake. She was, she

00:16:32.620 --> 00:16:35.399
was, uh, she was digging that malort, man. Yeah,

00:16:35.399 --> 00:16:38.059
Miss Frizzle's a freak. Fucking Arnold or whatever

00:16:38.059 --> 00:16:40.379
his name is. Oh, I knew I should've stayed home

00:16:40.379 --> 00:16:44.220
today. Shut up, here's your malort. Ah, we had

00:16:44.220 --> 00:16:46.840
that homie doing keg stands. It was, it was all

00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:50.759
good. Uh, no. It was it was magic bus. It was

00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:53.559
it was a lot of fun. And yeah, it was great.

00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:58.779
So I highly recommend it. Had a blast. And so

00:16:58.779 --> 00:17:03.299
this guy here to my left, it's interesting because

00:17:03.299 --> 00:17:06.140
there's a tie in for him, too. And that tie in

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is that he works for a company here in northwest

00:17:09.380 --> 00:17:12.720
Indiana. And he is a truck driver and delivers

00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:15.440
beer to many of the finest establishments across

00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:18.680
northwest Indiana. I certainly have. so as i'm

00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:20.680
like hey man i'm here this is cool blah blah

00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:23.319
and he's like oh yeah it's kind of shitty to

00:17:23.319 --> 00:17:25.640
deliver so it's funny getting his take because

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his take was more business and work like oh man

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that place is not good to deliver to right it's

00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:34.400
like oh man taking kegs up and down stairs at

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like certain locations like ah different insights.

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You know, you get that front end, how's the experience?

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I get the back end of like, oh no. Oh yeah, for

00:17:44.910 --> 00:17:46.990
sure. Delivering to this place in the winter

00:17:46.990 --> 00:17:51.130
is terrible. Oh yeah. Well, one of the easiest

00:17:51.130 --> 00:17:54.410
deliveries that he had was when I was working

00:17:54.410 --> 00:17:57.890
with this liquor store, Kennan Liquors, and basically

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you pull up in the alley, you open the door,

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straighten the door, straighten the cooler, about

00:18:02.410 --> 00:18:06.170
as easy as it gets. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. Yeah,

00:18:06.269 --> 00:18:09.210
sometimes the cooler's a little tight maneuvering

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around, especially if people don't prep it for

00:18:12.569 --> 00:18:16.069
the delivery first, which I always tried to do,

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but I wasn't always there for every delivery.

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And so, I think he probably knew the day I wasn't

00:18:22.569 --> 00:18:25.650
working. Yeah. Yeah, and it's tough too, especially

00:18:25.650 --> 00:18:28.990
with stores like any store, but specifically

00:18:28.990 --> 00:18:30.990
in my line of work, like liquor stores that are

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in strip malls, because they have such limited

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space, it's like... You want to carry what we're

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delivering 200 different skews into your store,

00:18:41.539 --> 00:18:43.599
which multiple of each you're talking several

00:18:43.599 --> 00:18:46.259
hundred cases of beer, and you don't have the

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room, it's like, oh no. That's tough. Oh no,

00:18:49.859 --> 00:18:52.019
like I don't want to leave a mess for the employees,

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but at the same time, I can't be here for three

00:18:55.180 --> 00:18:57.559
hours. Well you can't. I have other stuff to

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do. Right. You know, at that point, it was always

00:19:00.750 --> 00:19:02.890
like me, and then Andy was pretty good at it

00:19:02.890 --> 00:19:05.250
too, just like, greeting the guys, bringing the

00:19:05.250 --> 00:19:07.549
stuff in, and once it looks like it's getting

00:19:07.549 --> 00:19:09.150
tight, it's just like, all right, put that there,

00:19:09.170 --> 00:19:11.849
put that there, we'll figure it out, so you can

00:19:11.849 --> 00:19:13.730
get on your way, and then we can start figuring

00:19:13.730 --> 00:19:15.349
out what the hell we're doing, because a lot

00:19:15.349 --> 00:19:19.549
of times, for example, a lot of the micro -brews,

00:19:19.670 --> 00:19:21.170
craft -bears, that kind of stuff that were in

00:19:21.170 --> 00:19:23.930
the cooler, are all the way in the back, and

00:19:23.930 --> 00:19:27.089
if they're... If they're unloading Miller Lite,

00:19:27.210 --> 00:19:28.769
and they're unloading a bunch of other stuff,

00:19:29.049 --> 00:19:33.349
and it's piling up, you don't really have a thoroughfare

00:19:33.349 --> 00:19:35.829
to get to the back anymore. Right, right. And

00:19:35.829 --> 00:19:37.630
so it becomes a bit problematic, and they got

00:19:37.630 --> 00:19:40.329
to shift things around, and it became a pain

00:19:40.329 --> 00:19:42.829
in the ass. Yeah, logistics. Logistics is huge.

00:19:43.099 --> 00:19:46.259
Yeah, that logistics definitely huge. But Magic

00:19:46.259 --> 00:19:49.019
Bus, if we, I'm gonna be doing this all episode.

00:19:49.259 --> 00:19:51.819
I'm just, anytime you say Magic Bus, I picture

00:19:51.819 --> 00:19:56.299
the big yellow Magic School Bus. And then the

00:19:56.299 --> 00:19:58.619
theme song starts playing in my head, which is

00:19:58.619 --> 00:20:00.619
not the song you're singing. It's a completely

00:20:00.619 --> 00:20:02.559
different song. It is not. It is not. As a matter

00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:07.819
of fact, funny story. Apparently, it is Pete

00:20:07.819 --> 00:20:11.559
Townsend. that hates playing that live. And the

00:20:11.559 --> 00:20:13.920
Simpsons made fun of it one time when they had

00:20:13.920 --> 00:20:18.059
the cartoon Who on one episode. And people are

00:20:18.059 --> 00:20:20.880
like, hey! And then Homer's like, play Magic

00:20:20.880 --> 00:20:27.430
Boss! So it's so great so great But anyway, it's

00:20:27.430 --> 00:20:29.809
like I just went on this thing by myself and

00:20:29.809 --> 00:20:32.250
by the way just made it We had to record that

00:20:32.250 --> 00:20:34.930
morning, so I felt like dog crap on the day before

00:20:34.930 --> 00:20:37.430
so we recorded that Saturday morning I got out

00:20:37.430 --> 00:20:39.829
here early and like we finished the show and

00:20:39.829 --> 00:20:41.910
I'm like gotta go Yep, and I like ran out to

00:20:41.910 --> 00:20:45.450
my car literally put I literally like just whipped

00:20:45.450 --> 00:20:48.359
it into the parking lot Park my car, it was like

00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:50.019
10 people left to get on the bus. I was like,

00:20:50.019 --> 00:20:54.119
holy shit. I like run up and they see me, they're

00:20:54.119 --> 00:20:56.940
like, oh my God. I'm like, oh dude, I made it.

00:20:56.940 --> 00:20:58.539
And he didn't know that I was recording the podcast.

00:20:58.720 --> 00:21:00.359
I'm like, you did a podcast first? I'm like,

00:21:00.380 --> 00:21:04.000
yes I did. So that's crazy. We run a tight ship

00:21:04.000 --> 00:21:05.960
around here. We definitely run a tight ship.

00:21:06.579 --> 00:21:08.400
But all I'm trying to say is, you know, whether

00:21:08.400 --> 00:21:10.859
it's going on an excursion like this or a movie

00:21:10.859 --> 00:21:13.519
or out to dinner or whatever, it's like, you

00:21:13.519 --> 00:21:15.720
know, if you're feeling stuck in that rut, sick

00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:17.779
of the grind. jump out of your comfort zone,

00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:19.759
do something you haven't done before, do something

00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:23.400
you enjoy to do, take some time off, do something

00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:25.460
with someone you love or family or group of friends

00:21:25.460 --> 00:21:28.259
or like I said, hell, go by yourself and just

00:21:28.259 --> 00:21:30.859
have a good time. That's what I did in this case

00:21:30.859 --> 00:21:35.680
and I'm so super happy that I did on the Magic

00:21:35.680 --> 00:21:43.119
Bus. Oh man. It is magical. The Magic Bus? Magic

00:21:43.119 --> 00:21:46.309
Bus. It's great. I loved it. It's like one of

00:21:46.309 --> 00:21:48.450
those things, you know, like the staples button,

00:21:48.450 --> 00:21:50.789
you push it, and then it's like, that was easy.

00:21:50.809 --> 00:21:52.329
That was easy. It's like the same thing. You

00:21:52.329 --> 00:21:54.869
just say the words magic bus, and then you are

00:21:54.869 --> 00:21:59.390
forced. It's a magic bus. Magic bus. Might hear

00:21:59.390 --> 00:22:01.829
that one more time today. We'll see. One more.

00:22:02.130 --> 00:22:05.190
One more. Ted, we'll see where it's appropriate.

00:22:05.190 --> 00:22:08.349
Right. Or inappropriate. Anyway, we got a quick

00:22:08.349 --> 00:22:10.730
break coming up. Thanks so much for being here

00:22:10.730 --> 00:22:12.930
on the show. Thanks for my little bit of rant

00:22:12.930 --> 00:22:14.869
there at the beginning. But hell. That's what

00:22:14.869 --> 00:22:18.190
these podcasts are for, right? We're gonna come

00:22:18.190 --> 00:22:19.829
back. We're gonna do some Carpe Diem for you

00:22:19.829 --> 00:22:36.849
here on the Mark Mo Show. All right, we are back

00:22:36.849 --> 00:22:39.750
and it is time for Carpe Diem. That is you find

00:22:39.750 --> 00:22:42.849
folks sending us your DMs and then we read them

00:22:42.849 --> 00:22:47.950
on the the old podcast here and uh statements

00:22:47.950 --> 00:22:50.690
quotes well obviously they'd be quotes quotes

00:22:50.690 --> 00:22:52.309
of you but you could have quotes of other people

00:22:52.309 --> 00:22:54.509
i don't care i don't make the rules damn it whose

00:22:54.509 --> 00:22:56.710
quote is it if you're quoted quoting someone

00:22:56.710 --> 00:23:00.829
else oh man that's a it's a tasty vortex right

00:23:00.829 --> 00:23:03.190
there i know right what do you do with that almost

00:23:03.190 --> 00:23:06.589
paradoxical it really is it's almost magical

00:23:09.420 --> 00:23:13.460
All day, all day, people. All day. Anyway, Aidan,

00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:15.799
oh, by the way, yeah, sometimes it's questions.

00:23:15.940 --> 00:23:17.779
Oh, sure. We'll get questions, and then we read

00:23:17.779 --> 00:23:19.799
it, and then we go, should we answer it? Maybe.

00:23:20.380 --> 00:23:23.180
Maybe. See when we get there. We'll burn that

00:23:23.180 --> 00:23:24.759
bridge when we approach it. Yeah, we're going

00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:27.180
to burn the damn bridge anyway. I will burn every

00:23:27.180 --> 00:23:30.180
bridge I can. Aidan, what do you got, man? Got

00:23:30.180 --> 00:23:33.220
some DMs here. I got one here from Magic Man

00:23:33.220 --> 00:23:37.930
asking, would you rather have $100 ,000? Deposited

00:23:37.930 --> 00:23:41.910
in your bank account tax -free or Always get

00:23:41.910 --> 00:23:45.650
the perfect amount of restful sleep for the rest

00:23:45.650 --> 00:23:50.529
of your life It's a tough one in my opinion.

00:23:50.529 --> 00:23:53.269
I think a hundred thousand dollars is a life

00:23:53.269 --> 00:23:56.730
-changing quantity of money absolutely life -changing

00:23:56.730 --> 00:24:00.529
Well for us poor folks. Yeah, exactly exactly

00:24:00.529 --> 00:24:02.930
for Bezos. It's probably what he's got in his

00:24:02.930 --> 00:24:07.819
pocket right oh Boy, that's That's tough, because

00:24:07.819 --> 00:24:10.680
one of them will permanently have an effect on

00:24:10.680 --> 00:24:12.859
your life, right? Always feeling rested when

00:24:12.859 --> 00:24:17.440
you wake up would be wonderful. Sure. But so

00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:20.180
would $100 ,000. That'd be great. I mean, a lot

00:24:20.180 --> 00:24:24.200
of things would be fixed with $100 ,000. I think

00:24:24.200 --> 00:24:28.400
so. Oh, that's tough. Yeah. That's really tough.

00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:31.259
But then again, okay, hear me out. I'll take

00:24:31.259 --> 00:24:34.099
the $100 ,000. Yep. I will forgo the perfect

00:24:34.099 --> 00:24:37.750
sleep, but... Having the $100 ,000 will lift

00:24:37.750 --> 00:24:41.170
a lot of stress off of me, which will likely

00:24:41.170 --> 00:24:45.750
improve my sleep anyway. Boom. Wow. Boom. I'm

00:24:45.750 --> 00:24:49.190
taking the 100k. I like what you did there. Yeah.

00:24:49.430 --> 00:24:52.309
I like what you did there. I'm probably going

00:24:52.309 --> 00:24:55.990
to take the 100k too. Yeah. Because based on

00:24:55.990 --> 00:24:58.869
the earlier portion of this podcast, it will

00:24:58.869 --> 00:25:03.089
allow me to just drop everything and ski daddle.

00:25:03.089 --> 00:25:06.349
Yeah. Uh, which would be lovely. So if you're

00:25:06.349 --> 00:25:07.869
out there and just want to throw a hundred K

00:25:07.869 --> 00:25:11.329
at me, let's go. Yeah. I love it. You could put,

00:25:11.569 --> 00:25:13.809
you will rename the podcast after you. How about

00:25:13.809 --> 00:25:15.990
that? That sounds amazing. If you want to be

00:25:15.990 --> 00:25:18.809
that person. Yeah. Let's send, let's call magic

00:25:18.809 --> 00:25:25.380
bus. Magic. Next DM I received. Not Thanos six

00:25:25.380 --> 00:25:30.240
nine six nine asks if I I mean Thanos snapped

00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:33.160
away all eight billion people and then they came

00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:36.460
back in five years How do you think the earth

00:25:36.460 --> 00:25:41.539
would be different? Whoo? That's a fun. So everyone's

00:25:41.539 --> 00:25:43.480
gone. Everyone's gone for five years five years

00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:50.220
are back. Yep, I We kind of got a little hint

00:25:50.410 --> 00:25:54.309
a little hint of what that might be like during

00:25:54.309 --> 00:25:59.670
covid when most of the world was kind of you

00:25:59.670 --> 00:26:03.849
know put on lockdown essential work only well

00:26:03.849 --> 00:26:06.509
except in the us essential work kind of meant

00:26:06.509 --> 00:26:10.150
everything anyway um but yeah we kind of got

00:26:10.150 --> 00:26:12.910
a little hint like waters cleared up air pollution

00:26:12.910 --> 00:26:17.650
was down yeah you know people got into the arts

00:26:17.650 --> 00:26:20.750
people learned how to bake and do all that kind

00:26:20.750 --> 00:26:23.789
of stuff but the earth itself like water pollution

00:26:23.789 --> 00:26:27.230
was down air pollution was down and that was

00:26:27.230 --> 00:26:29.609
just like what we were locked up for a couple

00:26:29.609 --> 00:26:34.289
months maybe yeah maybe you talk five years i

00:26:34.289 --> 00:26:37.009
think there would be a lot of overgrowth yeah

00:26:37.009 --> 00:26:41.769
in kind of everywhere right because no one would

00:26:41.769 --> 00:26:46.730
maintain lawns or golf courses or stadiums but

00:26:47.180 --> 00:26:51.240
Five years, is five years enough time for weather

00:26:51.240 --> 00:26:56.680
patterns and climate change to start reversing?

00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:58.339
Or do you think it would take longer than that?

00:26:59.140 --> 00:27:03.740
No? No. Yeah, the air would improve probably

00:27:03.740 --> 00:27:07.579
within months. Right. So I would imagine you'd

00:27:07.579 --> 00:27:10.119
probably have more birds. Bees would flourish

00:27:10.119 --> 00:27:13.480
again. Yeah. So you'd have a lot of real positives

00:27:13.480 --> 00:27:18.190
there. However, you're... Roads will be done.

00:27:18.769 --> 00:27:21.519
Everything will be overgrown. Yep kudzu and ivy

00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:23.819
and all kinds of stuff like that there was a

00:27:23.819 --> 00:27:27.079
show uh god i discovery i can't remember what

00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:28.940
channel was on yeah it's called life after people

00:27:28.940 --> 00:27:31.440
that's right yeah and maybe like after 10 days

00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:33.599
after two weeks right after a month and like

00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:36.099
just different things and like when it's to the

00:27:36.099 --> 00:27:39.079
point where like houses and and buildings start

00:27:39.079 --> 00:27:42.299
to fail and and dams would break and like all

00:27:42.299 --> 00:27:44.700
this other stuff and i think in five years time

00:27:44.700 --> 00:27:46.500
it'd be a real problem like people people come

00:27:46.500 --> 00:27:49.950
back and Like, their homes would be overgrown,

00:27:50.130 --> 00:27:53.750
and there would probably be families of raccoons

00:27:53.750 --> 00:27:56.890
and rats and all those things. Oh, I'm sure cockroaches

00:27:56.890 --> 00:27:59.089
would take over. Oh, they would. They'd be everywhere.

00:27:59.390 --> 00:28:01.329
They'd be everywhere. I'm sure the electrical

00:28:01.329 --> 00:28:04.650
grids would be fried. I think the two main points,

00:28:04.970 --> 00:28:06.490
now that you've brought up what you've brought

00:28:06.490 --> 00:28:08.789
up, the two main points that kind of hit with

00:28:08.789 --> 00:28:13.009
me is like, first of all, I would wonder which

00:28:13.009 --> 00:28:18.279
animal would kind of take over. as the apex predator

00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:20.980
during that time, you know, because deers are

00:28:20.980 --> 00:28:23.000
already overpopulated, they're everywhere. Oh,

00:28:23.000 --> 00:28:24.759
they're getting eaten. Would they continue to

00:28:24.759 --> 00:28:28.559
grow or whatever is eating them would be the

00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:31.400
apex predator? Yeah, I think you're looking at

00:28:31.400 --> 00:28:33.440
cougars, you're looking at black bears, brown

00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:37.039
bears. Yeah, I think it's, you know, you're gonna

00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:40.259
have the ice reform. On the north, too. So I

00:28:40.259 --> 00:28:43.019
think polar bear numbers would probably go up

00:28:43.019 --> 00:28:44.859
as well. And they're definitely an apex predator.

00:28:45.099 --> 00:28:48.920
That's true. I think the second point would be

00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:53.579
how devastating it would be for house pets. Oh,

00:28:53.579 --> 00:28:56.420
they'd all be dead. Yeah. I mean, well, five

00:28:56.420 --> 00:28:58.140
years, it depends. Like if you have a 10 year

00:28:58.140 --> 00:29:00.880
old dog, it's probably going to die. But I think

00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:04.500
there are dogs and breeds that probably would

00:29:04.500 --> 00:29:08.440
flourish and figure it out. And so, for example,

00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:11.160
you're gone, and you've got a dog, and he's three

00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:13.180
years old, and he's an Australian shepherd, or

00:29:13.180 --> 00:29:16.680
he's a German shepherd, well, they're gonna figure

00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:20.339
shit out real fast, and you're never gonna see

00:29:20.339 --> 00:29:21.900
that dog again, because they're gonna be running

00:29:21.900 --> 00:29:24.619
in packs, and they're gonna be killing the deer,

00:29:24.799 --> 00:29:28.460
and they're gonna kill beavers and raccoons and

00:29:28.460 --> 00:29:31.200
possum and everything else just to survive. So

00:29:31.200 --> 00:29:34.309
you'd have a lot of packs of dogs, I think. Interesting.

00:29:34.549 --> 00:29:36.329
Cats would still probably be assholes and sit

00:29:36.329 --> 00:29:41.470
in people's broken windows. Yeah. I think cats

00:29:41.470 --> 00:29:44.069
would be mostly unbothered. They would. They

00:29:44.069 --> 00:29:47.150
would, for sure. Quite. Quite. The house has

00:29:47.150 --> 00:29:48.710
been quiet for a while. Where's my owner? It's

00:29:48.710 --> 00:29:52.089
been pleasant. Yeah, right. The final question

00:29:52.089 --> 00:29:56.430
I received from our boy Hambone. Hambone. Asking,

00:29:56.609 --> 00:29:59.809
how would you describe your age to someone if

00:29:59.809 --> 00:30:02.970
you couldn't tell them the number? It's a fair

00:30:02.970 --> 00:30:06.970
question. You can't actually say the age. Yeah.

00:30:07.410 --> 00:30:09.549
But you can describe it in any other way. Yep.

00:30:10.410 --> 00:30:13.869
Half century. Oh, there you go. Yeah. That's

00:30:13.869 --> 00:30:16.430
fair. I was thinking way more complicated. I'm

00:30:16.430 --> 00:30:19.569
like, okay, too young to enjoy MySpace, too old

00:30:19.569 --> 00:30:24.069
to care about TikTok. Right. What else is there?

00:30:24.569 --> 00:30:26.809
I saw the beginning of YouTube, but I was still

00:30:26.809 --> 00:30:31.160
a wee lad. Yeah. I remember printing out Google

00:30:31.160 --> 00:30:33.480
Maps papers because we didn't have smartphones.

00:30:35.180 --> 00:30:39.059
My first album was a Christmas gift from my brother,

00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:43.339
and it was Van Halen's 1984. Oh, there you go.

00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:49.099
Fair point. You get an idea there, I guess. That's

00:30:49.099 --> 00:30:51.099
pretty good, Hamo. Yeah, absolutely. I guess,

00:30:51.220 --> 00:30:52.859
alternatively, I could just say quarter century.

00:30:52.859 --> 00:30:56.019
Quarter century, yeah. That's also fair. You're

00:30:56.019 --> 00:30:58.809
a quarter, I'm half. We're not getting the full

00:30:58.809 --> 00:31:03.970
It's not in our blood new, you know, it is magic

00:31:03.970 --> 00:31:10.809
bus magic bus and beer Yeah, I've got one First

00:31:10.809 --> 00:31:14.549
one is from at five fingers and Freddy. Oh, no,

00:31:14.609 --> 00:31:19.369
what? Oh Freddy Freddy ow, I love scary horror

00:31:19.369 --> 00:31:22.089
games. I love Aidan's YouTube channel. Oh my

00:31:22.089 --> 00:31:27.359
man What is your favorite horror game? Put you

00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:31.339
on the spot. That's a good question. That's a

00:31:31.339 --> 00:31:34.380
really good question. It's tough because there

00:31:34.380 --> 00:31:37.319
are a lot of genres of horror I like. I really

00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:40.119
like the anomaly hunting games. I'm not great

00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:43.160
at them, but I really like them. I think Observation

00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:45.640
Duty would probably be in the top five. Okay.

00:31:46.019 --> 00:31:51.099
I think one of the first like explorative exploration

00:31:51.099 --> 00:31:53.440
horror games I played was called Trans Memory.

00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:56.549
Yeah. And that one would probably be on the list

00:31:56.549 --> 00:31:58.269
just because it was one of the first ones that

00:31:58.269 --> 00:32:01.589
really scared the shit out of me. Yep. So that

00:32:01.589 --> 00:32:05.190
would be on the list. Oh, man. I think Para Eyes

00:32:05.190 --> 00:32:08.049
would, which is similar to Observation Duty.

00:32:08.069 --> 00:32:10.869
It just functions a little differently. Those

00:32:10.869 --> 00:32:14.730
would probably be all in the top five. I think

00:32:14.730 --> 00:32:17.750
a couple of games I haven't played yet, but have

00:32:17.750 --> 00:32:20.670
the potential to be. Yeah. I think there's one

00:32:20.670 --> 00:32:23.650
called Look Away, which is like a horror RPG.

00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:27.500
that looks really fantastic. And then I'm trying

00:32:27.500 --> 00:32:29.700
to remember of the one, you remember the game

00:32:29.700 --> 00:32:32.319
I played where I was driving the car and I had

00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:34.960
to like follow the zebras? And there was like

00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:37.819
the dancing devil man on the mountain. I was

00:32:37.819 --> 00:32:39.619
like, oh shit, I can't go towards the zebras.

00:32:39.779 --> 00:32:41.940
I forget what that was called. Oh, I know which

00:32:41.940 --> 00:32:44.500
one you're talking about. Oh, something night.

00:32:45.220 --> 00:32:49.339
Night. Oh, man. I got to look it up. Okay. I

00:32:49.339 --> 00:32:51.839
got to live research this one. Yeah, you can

00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:54.559
definitely do that. I know that, like I said,

00:32:55.720 --> 00:32:58.259
the one with the school, the most recent one,

00:32:58.299 --> 00:33:02.680
that was a demo. Fear Academy. That demo, and

00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:06.680
that was pretty sweet. Knight Drive is the game

00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:08.839
I was thinking of. Knight Drive, that's it. Yes.

00:33:09.740 --> 00:33:11.460
Yeah, Knight Drive would also be in the top five,

00:33:11.519 --> 00:33:15.680
I think. That one was fantastic. Interesting.

00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:20.119
Inter -sante. Very much so. I like that. Well,

00:33:20.220 --> 00:33:23.240
hopefully five fingers you enjoyed that I guess

00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:25.160
also he probably would have enjoyed if I said

00:33:25.160 --> 00:33:27.759
FNAF five nights at Freddy's Yeah, because it

00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:29.920
seems like that's right up his alley. I would

00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:33.500
think so based on his ass That could very well

00:33:33.500 --> 00:33:38.859
be magic bus magic bus at JJ king of gold Hey

00:33:38.859 --> 00:33:42.000
guys, not sure how into business you are, but

00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:46.319
I have a bad feeling about things. Get in line.

00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:48.900
Welcome to the club. I am thinking about pulling

00:33:48.900 --> 00:33:52.200
my money out of my 401k and liquidating my stocks.

00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:56.839
Any thoughts? Oh, man. I would just completely

00:33:56.839 --> 00:33:59.220
get out of the United States. That would help.

00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:02.140
Get off of the United States dollar entirely.

00:34:02.900 --> 00:34:05.220
And then what's something that's always going

00:34:05.220 --> 00:34:10.719
to be valuable? The gold? Silver? Uh, geez, what

00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:12.780
else? Yeah, I was about to say precious metals

00:34:12.780 --> 00:34:16.320
is a good thing to get into, for sure. Not that

00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.400
we're giving financial advice. Don't take this

00:34:18.400 --> 00:34:20.360
as financial advice. We're just hypothesizing.

00:34:20.380 --> 00:34:24.579
We know based on history that when the dollar

00:34:24.579 --> 00:34:28.019
and the economy take a shit, that precious metals

00:34:28.019 --> 00:34:31.440
usually go the other way. Right. Exactly. If

00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:34.260
that's where we're heading... It's an idea. It's

00:34:34.260 --> 00:34:36.840
an idea. And you can squirrel those things away

00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:41.110
and... piggy banks and fake book banks and all

00:34:41.110 --> 00:34:43.889
sorts of things like that and use it on a rainy

00:34:43.889 --> 00:34:46.929
day. Right. Exactly. It's an idea. It's going

00:34:46.929 --> 00:34:50.570
to rain a lot. Yeah. Seemingly. Seemingly. Seemingly.

00:34:51.150 --> 00:34:56.170
Indeed. Quite. At Suzy Snowflake, I would like

00:34:56.170 --> 00:34:58.650
to know what parts of the United States are your

00:34:58.650 --> 00:35:00.989
favorite. I currently live in Indiana and I hate

00:35:00.989 --> 00:35:04.570
this place. I think it's time to go. Wow, Suzy,

00:35:04.670 --> 00:35:06.710
we should get together. We should really get

00:35:06.710 --> 00:35:10.489
together. Wow. Well, considering how absolutely,

00:35:10.489 --> 00:35:14.170
disastrously hot it's been outside over the last

00:35:14.170 --> 00:35:17.769
week or so, I honestly wouldn't mind seeing a

00:35:17.769 --> 00:35:19.889
snowflake. Just give me a break from the heat.

00:35:20.190 --> 00:35:22.849
Just a little bit. I've always said, anywhere

00:35:22.849 --> 00:35:26.849
between 30 degrees and 80 degrees, I'm fine.

00:35:27.130 --> 00:35:29.989
I'm chilling. Not higher, not lower. Exactly.

00:35:30.300 --> 00:35:33.039
Is that too much to ask for? Seems fair. Is that

00:35:33.039 --> 00:35:36.320
too much to ask for? It's really not. There's

00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:38.440
gotta be a climate somewhere like that. Yeah.

00:35:38.739 --> 00:35:42.199
God, I hope. I wanna be there. But, to answer

00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:48.280
the question, Mrs. Snowflake, if plausible. If

00:35:48.280 --> 00:35:54.360
there's a snowman at home. Magic Bust. Favorite

00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:57.920
places in the U .S. I love the Pacific Northwest.

00:35:58.579 --> 00:36:01.219
I think that it's just beautiful out there. The

00:36:01.219 --> 00:36:04.280
weather's nicer than it is out here anyway. Yeah.

00:36:04.579 --> 00:36:07.739
Pacific Northwest is fantastic. I'm sure I would

00:36:07.739 --> 00:36:11.739
love New England area. I think I would like Vermont.

00:36:11.900 --> 00:36:13.860
The falls are awesome. I think I would love Maine.

00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:19.980
I would say that's probably my top places. Yeah.

00:36:20.380 --> 00:36:22.900
I think Minnesota's pretty nice as well, even

00:36:22.900 --> 00:36:25.960
though their winters are kind of whack. Right.

00:36:26.239 --> 00:36:28.889
So. in their football team wears purple and goes,

00:36:29.230 --> 00:36:33.969
oh. Shut up, Vikings. But aside from that. Yeah,

00:36:34.590 --> 00:36:37.670
exactly. Now, if I had a top two in Pacific Northwest

00:36:37.670 --> 00:36:40.829
or New England. Yeah, I'm right there with you.

00:36:41.789 --> 00:36:43.989
Minnesota's not terrible. I'm just not a fan

00:36:43.989 --> 00:36:45.909
of the snow and I know they get a lot. Yeah.

00:36:46.190 --> 00:36:47.769
So that would be the deal breaker there. But

00:36:47.769 --> 00:36:50.449
like summers, I'm sure are great up there. I

00:36:50.449 --> 00:36:53.579
also like South Beach a lot. It's an international

00:36:53.579 --> 00:36:55.119
city. There's a lot of people from everywhere

00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:59.199
else which makes the city a lot of fun and Even

00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:01.519
though it's hot. It's it's different because

00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:04.900
you're right on the Atlantic Ocean So it's like

00:37:04.900 --> 00:37:07.659
it's never like hot hot Yeah, you're getting

00:37:07.659 --> 00:37:10.179
that breeze if you're close enough. It keeps

00:37:10.179 --> 00:37:13.400
that temp down a little bit and I don't know.

00:37:13.400 --> 00:37:17.659
I just I like it. Yeah cool spot uh last one

00:37:17.659 --> 00:37:21.360
here at stoner stanley 420 my man our guy been

00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:27.119
with us forever alan and momo show hey where

00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:32.579
where the magic bus go I swear to God he reads

00:37:32.579 --> 00:37:35.500
your mind. He really does. Hey, where the magic

00:37:35.500 --> 00:37:38.539
bus go? I was waiting on the road and it is not

00:37:38.539 --> 00:37:42.159
here. Oh no. He tried to go with you. He heard

00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:44.380
and he just waited on the side of the road for

00:37:44.380 --> 00:37:46.440
a bus that was never coming. We don't even know

00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:48.539
if he lives nearby. I don't know where he lives.

00:37:48.539 --> 00:37:50.500
He could have been waiting for any bus. Right.

00:37:51.099 --> 00:37:53.800
God forbid he gets on the wrong one. No, he probably

00:37:53.800 --> 00:37:57.300
just walked up from the river to the road. To

00:37:57.300 --> 00:38:01.150
the road. The bus will get me. It's a bus saying

00:38:01.150 --> 00:38:05.030
coming. And it did not. Sorry, Stanley. Catch

00:38:05.030 --> 00:38:07.170
us on the next one, Stan. Absolutely. You're

00:38:07.170 --> 00:38:09.570
going to have to do it. Well, thank you for the

00:38:09.570 --> 00:38:12.590
DMs. If you want our socials, send us some DMs.

00:38:12.690 --> 00:38:16.110
We'll read them on the air. or we won't. But

00:38:16.110 --> 00:38:18.349
yeah, please send them. That would be amazing.

00:38:18.809 --> 00:38:20.570
Also, please like and subscribe. If you're having

00:38:20.570 --> 00:38:23.869
fun with us, definitely do that. This is the

00:38:23.869 --> 00:38:26.210
time where we talk about other foods with Aidan

00:38:26.210 --> 00:38:28.630
Maloney. He finds foods that, well, you're not

00:38:28.630 --> 00:38:30.610
going to find in McDonald's or Burger King or

00:38:30.610 --> 00:38:34.269
Wendy's or anything like that. They're usually

00:38:34.269 --> 00:38:37.030
foreign, not always, but usually foreign and

00:38:37.030 --> 00:38:40.710
usually quite disgusting. Disturbing. Disturbing,

00:38:40.829 --> 00:38:43.639
yes. What do you got for us? Well, today I went

00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:46.260
to, you know, took a little tangent of my own.

00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:49.380
We're talking about other drank today. Drank.

00:38:49.539 --> 00:38:54.280
Other drank. This is snake wine. Snake wine?

00:38:54.340 --> 00:38:57.820
Snake wine. Okay. Out of places like Japan, Vietnam,

00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:02.440
and China. So, distilled rice wine is mixed with

00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:08.489
honey and herbs and a snake. And a snake. And

00:39:08.489 --> 00:39:11.329
a snake. The snake is chilled until it passes

00:39:11.329 --> 00:39:14.869
out. It is then gutted and sewn back together.

00:39:14.929 --> 00:39:18.969
Oh, no. It's then inserted into this bottle of

00:39:18.969 --> 00:39:23.250
distilled rice wine. When thawed, when the snake

00:39:23.250 --> 00:39:28.030
is thawed, it briefly awakens before dying in

00:39:28.030 --> 00:39:33.289
an aggressive pose. The alcohol neutralizes the

00:39:33.289 --> 00:39:35.190
venom of the snake, making the liquor of course

00:39:35.190 --> 00:39:39.239
safe to drink. The Habu snakes are believed to

00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:42.619
have medicinal properties, and this is considered

00:39:42.619 --> 00:39:46.559
an aphrodisiac. Oh, wow. They did make sure to

00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:49.000
note if the intestines are not removed, the drink

00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:52.440
has a very pungent smell, which makes sense.

00:39:52.539 --> 00:39:55.400
You wouldn't want snake shit in your beverage.

00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:01.199
It's called... I don't want to mispronounce this.

00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:06.219
I'm trying. Awamori? I believe, a liquor made

00:40:06.219 --> 00:40:08.820
from long -grained indica rice, which is, of

00:40:08.820 --> 00:40:12.860
course, distilled rather than brewed. Okay. It's

00:40:12.860 --> 00:40:15.880
different because it has a snake inside of it.

00:40:15.900 --> 00:40:22.019
Yes. The snake, the habu saki, or snake wine,

00:40:22.619 --> 00:40:26.480
the snake itself is poisonous, a pit viper, closely

00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:30.199
related to the rattlesnake and copperhead. A

00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:32.760
bite from the snake can cause vomiting, hypo,

00:40:32.820 --> 00:40:36.840
tension, and possibly death. Good God. Some bitten

00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.800
patients report losing mobility in their arms

00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:42.780
and legs. But don't worry, safe to drink, they

00:40:42.780 --> 00:40:46.039
say. The snake is of course local to Southeast

00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:49.480
Asia and Japan. There are plenty of other snake

00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.179
wine versions throughout Southeast Asia. All

00:40:52.179 --> 00:40:55.659
use venomous snakes. And the more venomous, the

00:40:55.659 --> 00:40:59.239
better. Oh no. Not my quote. Not my quote. I'm

00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:04.119
just reading it. It's said to treat rheumatism

00:41:04.119 --> 00:41:08.440
and other health problems and pain. The snake

00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:11.000
wine is thought to originate from China around

00:41:11.000 --> 00:41:16.809
1000 BC. China? It's believed to be reinvigorating.

00:41:17.150 --> 00:41:19.590
According to traditional Chinese medicine, snake

00:41:19.590 --> 00:41:22.670
wine is rumored to cure everything from farsightedness

00:41:22.670 --> 00:41:27.369
to hair loss, as well as to increase sexual performance.

00:41:28.170 --> 00:41:30.949
It's sold in China, India, Vietnam, and many

00:41:30.949 --> 00:41:33.289
other parts of Southeast Asia. Many of the snakes

00:41:33.289 --> 00:41:36.670
used for snake wine are endangered and thus cannot

00:41:36.670 --> 00:41:41.349
be imported into most countries. So, a little

00:41:41.349 --> 00:41:44.730
snake wine for you today. I have a funny feeling

00:41:44.730 --> 00:41:48.070
that when I get to the pub tonight, they probably

00:41:48.070 --> 00:41:50.730
won't have that. No, worth asking though. Yeah,

00:41:50.949 --> 00:41:53.690
you guys got the snake wine and then he walks

00:41:53.690 --> 00:41:55.769
over to the cooler, presses the button, the cooler

00:41:55.769 --> 00:41:58.409
opens up to the stairs and it goes down to this

00:41:58.409 --> 00:42:00.489
dark club. You're gonna want to come with me.

00:42:00.550 --> 00:42:02.829
You're gonna want to come with me. You wanted

00:42:02.829 --> 00:42:05.349
a snake one with the deer testicles? No, just

00:42:05.349 --> 00:42:06.989
the snake one please. Just straight please, just

00:42:06.989 --> 00:42:09.969
straight. Just straight, yes. Oh man, that's...

00:42:09.969 --> 00:42:12.989
Did you mean to say sake? No, snake. No, snake.

00:42:13.030 --> 00:42:18.250
Snake wine. Oh, come with me. Yeah, yikes. Now

00:42:18.250 --> 00:42:19.969
that you've tried it, look at this. It's like

00:42:19.969 --> 00:42:23.809
the men in black. Boing! You forget the clubs

00:42:23.809 --> 00:42:27.269
down there. They put you back at the bar. Huh?

00:42:27.329 --> 00:42:29.699
What? Oh, I've been meaning to ask you guys,

00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:31.980
do you have snake wine? Yeah, do you guys have

00:42:31.980 --> 00:42:36.719
snake wine? Nah man, this is crazy. Oh man, that's

00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:39.719
good. Well, we're gonna test drive a new segment

00:42:39.719 --> 00:42:44.659
here, and it's not particularly long, but I've

00:42:44.659 --> 00:42:48.500
been wanting to do reviews of something, and

00:42:48.500 --> 00:42:51.980
I get very passionate about pizza. There's currently

00:42:51.980 --> 00:42:55.460
a very famous guy doing that, so I'll leave that

00:42:55.460 --> 00:43:00.449
to him. I'm very much into Italian beef sandwiches.

00:43:00.829 --> 00:43:03.489
However, where we live, we're kind of limited

00:43:03.489 --> 00:43:06.449
on the amount. We've got a couple. We've got,

00:43:06.530 --> 00:43:07.869
yeah, I mean, there are some good ones around,

00:43:07.869 --> 00:43:10.489
but it's like not, it's not Al's as well. We

00:43:10.489 --> 00:43:13.349
do have pops now. We do have pops. Chicago's

00:43:13.349 --> 00:43:15.409
creeping in slowly. Creeping in, baby. And you

00:43:15.409 --> 00:43:17.650
know what? I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it.

00:43:18.070 --> 00:43:19.789
Keep it coming. Keep creeping. Keep bringing

00:43:19.789 --> 00:43:24.920
it. Got a creep. Got a creep. Creep. So you're

00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:27.159
quoting TLC. I don't know what you're talking

00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:28.380
about. I don't know what you're talking about.

00:43:28.780 --> 00:43:32.019
Just don't go chasing waterfalls. I don't want

00:43:32.019 --> 00:43:36.739
no scrubs. I don't want no scrubs. I'm at the

00:43:36.739 --> 00:43:40.059
bar Monday night and I'm hanging out with my

00:43:40.059 --> 00:43:42.860
friends Melissa and Dustin and we're just shooting

00:43:42.860 --> 00:43:48.880
this shit and the other guy's quote came up and

00:43:48.880 --> 00:43:50.219
they're like oh my god I love that movie and

00:43:50.219 --> 00:43:53.440
I'm like what? Finally. I'm like yes. They're

00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:55.619
like, that movie is so funny. I'm like, yes,

00:43:55.619 --> 00:43:58.480
it is. It's amazing. Oh, we've been searching

00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:01.159
for more Other Guys fans forever. If you're an

00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:03.519
Other Guys fan, drop it. Drop it in the comments,

00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:06.079
man. We've been harping on the hilarity of that

00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:10.039
movie for years. Oh, it's a gem. It is a gem.

00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:13.920
It really is a gem. I was talking about the fight

00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:16.000
they got at the funeral, the quiet fight. Oh,

00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:18.940
yeah. That is so funny. Then shooting Jeter.

00:44:19.139 --> 00:44:22.760
He's a biracial angel. It is so good. So yeah

00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:26.420
drop in the comments and just remember that the

00:44:26.420 --> 00:44:33.219
cucumber Accents the water in such a way That's

00:44:33.219 --> 00:44:36.239
some funny shit. Is he still chasing us? You

00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:40.360
come back here and fuck my wife. Her name is

00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:46.840
Christineith! So good. Dirty Mike and the boys.

00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:51.500
Is that deer piss? Does your car come with a

00:44:51.500 --> 00:44:55.599
dental dam? So okay, we're doing the fry guys,

00:44:55.820 --> 00:45:00.599
fry guy fry review. And I settle on fries. I'm

00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:03.840
a fry connoisseur. I've loved them forever. And

00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:07.099
so I'm not gonna do like frozen fries or things

00:45:07.099 --> 00:45:08.860
like that. We do that with some of our food stuffs.

00:45:09.619 --> 00:45:13.019
I'm gonna stick to restaurants. And what I get,

00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:16.489
I get and I grade. So like for example, When

00:45:16.489 --> 00:45:19.309
I do McDonald's, because that is a no -brainer.

00:45:19.690 --> 00:45:21.869
Right. When I do McDonald's, I will grade it

00:45:21.869 --> 00:45:24.590
on the fries that I get. So most people be like,

00:45:24.590 --> 00:45:29.469
oh, 9 .5, they're S tier, blah, blah, blah. Yes,

00:45:29.769 --> 00:45:32.889
but I will still grade them on what I get. Exactly.

00:45:33.570 --> 00:45:35.750
Just like Wendy's fries. If I get Wendy's fries

00:45:35.750 --> 00:45:37.989
and they're hot, they're very good. If I get

00:45:37.989 --> 00:45:41.130
Wendy's fries and they're kind of cold, they

00:45:41.130 --> 00:45:43.289
are very mid. They're terrible. They're not good.

00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:47.059
So, I went to King Zero's and this prompted me

00:45:47.059 --> 00:45:50.440
to do this. Now, King Zero's is a restaurant

00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:55.099
in Valparaiso, Indiana. And I would say they

00:45:55.099 --> 00:45:58.559
have diner kind of food. They have beef sandwiches,

00:45:58.800 --> 00:46:00.300
they have burgers, they have hot dogs, they have

00:46:00.300 --> 00:46:02.000
stuff like that. And their food is good. Yeah,

00:46:02.219 --> 00:46:04.909
like Greek -inspired American diner. It's just

00:46:04.909 --> 00:46:07.690
solid. Yeah. It's like I wouldn't put their food

00:46:07.690 --> 00:46:10.489
as S tier, but like it is right down the middle

00:46:10.489 --> 00:46:12.929
every time. Very good. Yeah, I've never had a

00:46:12.929 --> 00:46:17.389
bad meal there. But the fries, I've enjoyed,

00:46:18.090 --> 00:46:21.269
but sometimes every once in a while, I'll get

00:46:21.269 --> 00:46:24.889
a bag that's A, been sitting a little bit, so

00:46:24.889 --> 00:46:26.750
they're not hot, hot, they're just kind of warm,

00:46:27.230 --> 00:46:31.130
or they were in the fryer. About a minute too

00:46:31.130 --> 00:46:33.570
long. So they're a little too crispy a little

00:46:33.570 --> 00:46:38.519
too crispy Dude, I got these fries They were

00:46:38.519 --> 00:46:41.260
maybe one of the best fries I've ever had. They're

00:46:41.260 --> 00:46:44.360
kind of the fast -food style fries I love that

00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:46.300
they give you a big sack of them. Yeah, like

00:46:46.300 --> 00:46:48.179
a large fry and they just throw a big sack at

00:46:48.179 --> 00:46:50.920
you It's not like these fast food places where

00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:52.840
it's a little cardboard container and it's just

00:46:52.840 --> 00:46:56.380
like a Scoop of fries. It's like this. Here's

00:46:56.380 --> 00:46:59.639
13 french fries, right? That's the large. That's

00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:02.659
the large. Oh boy This isn't very magic bus of

00:47:02.659 --> 00:47:09.710
you They were so good. They were kind of that

00:47:09.710 --> 00:47:11.849
in between, which is the perfect fry. In between,

00:47:11.889 --> 00:47:14.630
what I mean is like they're a little bit soft

00:47:14.630 --> 00:47:18.690
or slightly floppy, but they're also a little

00:47:18.690 --> 00:47:20.849
crispy on the outside. Like they're just done

00:47:20.849 --> 00:47:25.090
perfectly. And there's also a way to salt them

00:47:25.090 --> 00:47:28.329
if you are an establishment. So it's like, if

00:47:28.329 --> 00:47:30.829
you don't put enough salt, I'm not going to ding

00:47:30.829 --> 00:47:33.550
it too badly because I can add it. Sure. So I

00:47:33.550 --> 00:47:36.469
won't. But if you salt them too much, I can't

00:47:36.469 --> 00:47:40.090
unsalt that. I can't do that. So keep that in

00:47:40.090 --> 00:47:42.150
mind, restaurants and bars and whatever, the

00:47:42.150 --> 00:47:44.789
surf fries. They were perfect. Like perfectly

00:47:44.789 --> 00:47:48.329
salted, the texture, everything was right on.

00:47:49.170 --> 00:47:52.329
King Zero's, I got a grade on what I got. Yeah.

00:47:52.489 --> 00:47:56.150
And it was a 9 -1. It was a 9 -1 fry. It's up

00:47:56.150 --> 00:48:01.469
there. It was up there. So very well done. Hopefully,

00:48:01.530 --> 00:48:03.550
when you go there and get a meal, and you get

00:48:03.550 --> 00:48:06.710
some fries, you can do this if you want. I've

00:48:06.710 --> 00:48:08.889
done this a few times, especially at places where

00:48:08.889 --> 00:48:11.630
sometimes I don't get hot fries. I'll ask for

00:48:11.630 --> 00:48:14.469
hot fries. Yeah. And, you know, sometimes they'll

00:48:14.469 --> 00:48:15.829
be like, okay, you'll just have to pull up and

00:48:15.829 --> 00:48:17.590
wait. I'll wait. I'll wait for the hot fries.

00:48:17.690 --> 00:48:19.989
It's worth it. It's worth it. Yeah. It's such

00:48:19.989 --> 00:48:23.900
a difference. Yep. So yeah, 9 -1. That is solid.

00:48:24.139 --> 00:48:27.099
9 -1. Way no start. No doubt. Very good fry.

00:48:27.300 --> 00:48:29.619
To the Fry Guy Fry review. Fry Guy Fry, baby.

00:48:29.719 --> 00:48:33.179
That's how it's done. Uh, yeah. That is, uh,

00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:36.780
that's it. And we are going to take a bit of

00:48:36.780 --> 00:48:40.360
a break and hit our feature segment, You Just

00:48:40.360 --> 00:48:56.300
Made the List. Okay, we're back everybody. You

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00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:09.039
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00:49:09.179 --> 00:49:10.800
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00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:13.400
is my co -host and he also has a show of his

00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:16.860
own, Aidan, spelled the right way. Absolutely.

00:49:17.420 --> 00:49:19.360
Now, this segment is called You Just Made the

00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:21.519
List. It is a top 10 list. It goes from 10 to

00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:26.480
2. We do the big number 1 reveal. And let's see.

00:49:27.099 --> 00:49:31.900
Rules, rules, and you flip through. Oh, one rule.

00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:34.559
No rules. Oh, thank God. Yeah, there you go.

00:49:34.860 --> 00:49:36.460
Worried for a moment. Just when you thought you

00:49:36.460 --> 00:49:38.679
were going to have a lot of paperwork and fine

00:49:38.679 --> 00:49:41.440
print and, you know. Red tape. Oh, my God. Having

00:49:41.440 --> 00:49:44.440
to get an actuary. You know, who knows? But at

00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:48.469
any rate, yeah. So, that's it. And this week,

00:49:49.250 --> 00:49:56.050
it is favorite action actors. So, not a role,

00:49:56.150 --> 00:50:00.010
per se, but just your favorite actors. Because

00:50:00.010 --> 00:50:03.489
some actors have done many action roles. So,

00:50:03.670 --> 00:50:07.909
I'll start off with mine. Number 10, I got a

00:50:07.909 --> 00:50:11.489
tie, because there's no rules. True. Denzel Washington

00:50:11.489 --> 00:50:17.260
and Harrison Ford. Ah, nice. both classic, I

00:50:17.260 --> 00:50:20.340
know Denzel still does stuff, he does Equalizer,

00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:23.219
Harrison Ford, most of this stuff is in the past

00:50:23.219 --> 00:50:26.460
in terms of his action, but you can't look past

00:50:26.460 --> 00:50:28.639
Indiana Jones and Star Wars. It's true, it's

00:50:28.639 --> 00:50:32.300
great. Number nine, Angelina Jolie, I think she

00:50:32.300 --> 00:50:35.199
was Tomb Raider, there were a bunch of other

00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:38.599
roles that she played. That were action type

00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:41.840
role true. She's she's very good at those. Mr.

00:50:41.900 --> 00:50:44.000
Mrs Yeah, I think what Brad Pitt that was right

00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:47.639
an action role Number eight and maybe surprised

00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:50.139
people think I might have him higher, but I've

00:50:50.139 --> 00:50:53.360
got Keanu Reeves at number eight He's John wick.

00:50:53.480 --> 00:50:57.840
He's great. And I know you could probably What's

00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:00.300
the take the matrix the matrix? Yeah, that's

00:51:00.300 --> 00:51:02.719
what I couldn't think I technically that's probably

00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:06.860
an action role so I just don't see his resume

00:51:06.860 --> 00:51:09.599
with a ton of action on it like some actors That's

00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:11.579
why I just grade him down a little but sure if

00:51:11.579 --> 00:51:13.820
you're looking at John wick, I mean, that's that's

00:51:13.820 --> 00:51:16.420
s -tier, right? I mean, that's great stuff number

00:51:16.420 --> 00:51:19.639
seven Chris Evans. He's Captain America. It's

00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:22.559
very true. Yeah How can you deny him that and

00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:24.820
I know he's had a few other action roles as well

00:51:24.820 --> 00:51:28.440
number six Scarlett Johansson nice once again

00:51:28.440 --> 00:51:31.539
MCU helped her out with that and but then she

00:51:31.539 --> 00:51:34.849
also had God, there's a couple of other roles

00:51:34.849 --> 00:51:37.949
that she's had where she's had some action. I

00:51:37.949 --> 00:51:40.269
think she's doing this Jurassic thing. I think

00:51:40.269 --> 00:51:43.789
it's a new movie out now. Oh, okay. Yeah, so

00:51:43.789 --> 00:51:45.530
she definitely has some action roles. Number

00:51:45.530 --> 00:51:49.769
five, Liam Neeson. Nice. I will find you and

00:51:49.769 --> 00:51:55.300
I will ride your magic bus. I remember that Liam

00:51:55.300 --> 00:51:57.980
Neeson quote. Absolutely. Yeah, when he's like,

00:51:58.119 --> 00:51:59.980
I will ride your magic bus, I'm like, oh my god.

00:52:00.780 --> 00:52:02.920
Bad guys are shaking in their boots. Yeah, Miss

00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:06.820
Frizzle, too. Number four, Chris Hemsworth. Tons

00:52:06.820 --> 00:52:09.400
of action roles, but you look like Chris Hemsworth.

00:52:09.739 --> 00:52:11.539
You're going to have action roles. It's a fair

00:52:11.539 --> 00:52:14.019
point. That's kind of how it works out. Yeah.

00:52:14.980 --> 00:52:19.159
Number three is Angus Schwarzenegger. Uh, it's

00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:22.000
not a tumor, although that wasn't an action movie

00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:25.599
as Kim. Deleon! Deleon! Deleon, you son of a

00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:28.099
bitch! Son of a bitch! Country pushing too many

00:52:28.099 --> 00:52:34.199
pencils! Get into the chopper! Uh, Arnold. There's

00:52:34.199 --> 00:52:37.519
a funny story with that. The first time I quoted

00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:41.519
that. Deleon! Yeah, yeah. We were just sitting

00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:43.639
down playing Call of Duty. This was years ago.

00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:47.699
And I just quoted that. I'm like, Deleon! You

00:52:47.699 --> 00:52:50.800
son of a bitch And you just looked over at me

00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:54.019
and you're like what are you talking about? Like

00:52:54.019 --> 00:52:56.159
it's Arnold Schwarzenegger, and you're like it

00:52:56.159 --> 00:52:59.500
is not I'm like yes, it is I was like no way

00:52:59.500 --> 00:53:01.719
I've seen every minute of every one of his movies

00:53:01.719 --> 00:53:03.860
and like there's no shot looked up the scene

00:53:03.860 --> 00:53:07.719
It's when they do the epic like handshake handshake.

00:53:07.820 --> 00:53:12.500
Yeah Son of a bitch you're like holy fuck yeah,

00:53:12.500 --> 00:53:15.159
I couldn't believe it I could not believe it

00:53:15.289 --> 00:53:18.210
Didn't think it was true. Oh, man. And number

00:53:18.210 --> 00:53:22.409
two. God, wish he still had his mental faculties

00:53:22.409 --> 00:53:26.329
about him. Bruce Willis. Yeah. Die Hard movies

00:53:26.329 --> 00:53:30.550
and... The first action Christmas movie. Right.

00:53:30.750 --> 00:53:32.289
Yeah. That's exactly what that is. Die Hard.

00:53:32.630 --> 00:53:35.230
Yeah. Old Brucey boy. Yeah, no doubt. He's my

00:53:35.230 --> 00:53:37.349
number two. And then I got my number one coming

00:53:37.349 --> 00:53:39.949
up. Saving the number one. Yeah, yeah. Saving

00:53:39.949 --> 00:53:43.130
Private Ryan. Honorable mentions. Okay. I just

00:53:43.130 --> 00:53:47.670
got a few. Okay. I added Tom Cruise Arnold Schwarzenegger

00:53:47.670 --> 00:53:51.510
Wesley Snipes Jason Statham. Oh Statham. God

00:53:51.510 --> 00:53:55.409
damn it. Yeah, man and Scarlett Johansson Now

00:53:55.409 --> 00:53:57.789
those are some good honorable mentions. Sure

00:53:57.789 --> 00:54:01.030
number ten you had him as well Bruce Willis Number

00:54:01.030 --> 00:54:04.820
nine. I had Samuel L Jackson You just got to

00:54:04.820 --> 00:54:07.480
you just go and I know as soon as you said that

00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:10.079
name I know the one I missed god damn it. Oh,

00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:13.659
no Yeah, I know number eight a tie for eighth

00:54:13.659 --> 00:54:17.380
place. I I kind of want a different route with

00:54:17.380 --> 00:54:19.300
mine I kind of went for like you were saying

00:54:19.300 --> 00:54:22.019
the quality instead of the the resume the rap

00:54:22.019 --> 00:54:25.059
sheet Oh sure, so this is just specifically for

00:54:25.059 --> 00:54:28.599
their chemistry in in a very specific body of

00:54:28.599 --> 00:54:31.400
work tied for eighth place is Christian Bale

00:54:31.400 --> 00:54:35.440
and Heath Ledger Oh, yeah, how do you how do

00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:38.119
you beat that on -screen chemistry man that movie

00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:41.440
was phenomenal? That's true Phenomenal that energy

00:54:41.440 --> 00:54:43.280
alone gets him in the top ten who want to see

00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:48.940
his potential disappear? Oh So good number seven

00:54:48.940 --> 00:54:53.739
on my list I have Charlize Theron Numbers yeah,

00:54:53.900 --> 00:54:56.159
damn it. That's a good. Yeah number six on my

00:54:56.159 --> 00:54:59.820
list tied once again. They weren't In air quotes,

00:54:59.940 --> 00:55:01.960
technically in a movie together, but they did

00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:05.219
work together on movie sets. Tied for sixth is

00:55:05.219 --> 00:55:09.480
Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee. Ooh, very good. Yeah,

00:55:09.639 --> 00:55:12.059
very good. Number five on my list, my main man,

00:55:12.280 --> 00:55:15.940
Will Smith. Oh, fuck me. Yeah, yeah, that's a

00:55:15.940 --> 00:55:18.099
tough one to miss. Independence Day, it's a classic.

00:55:18.440 --> 00:55:20.039
Yep, it is a classic. Then you got all the men

00:55:20.039 --> 00:55:23.539
in black, technically. Oh, I might be, yep. Damn

00:55:23.539 --> 00:55:25.780
it! Yeah, too focused on the fresh prints over

00:55:25.780 --> 00:55:28.500
here, huh? Hey, no doubt. No doubt. Number four

00:55:28.500 --> 00:55:32.500
on my list is Liam Neeson. Number three, I keep

00:55:32.500 --> 00:55:35.820
doing it, tied for third place, Hugh Jackman

00:55:35.820 --> 00:55:39.900
and Ryan Reynolds. Tied for third place. Yeah,

00:55:40.139 --> 00:55:45.039
both of their individual movies and their movie

00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:47.300
together, which was just awesome. Yeah. Number

00:55:47.300 --> 00:55:51.860
two on my list is Denzel Washington. Yeah. Equalizer.

00:55:52.059 --> 00:55:55.500
Yeah, man. Absolutely. He was equalizer. He was

00:55:55.500 --> 00:55:59.340
in the recent gladiator movie. Yeah, he was in

00:55:59.340 --> 00:56:02.500
The God that Civil War movie. I can't remember

00:56:02.500 --> 00:56:04.840
Morgan Freeman's in it Matthew Broderick. Jesus.

00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:08.539
Oh, yeah glory. Yep. Yep. Glory. Yeah, that's

00:56:08.539 --> 00:56:10.699
a good one, dude Yeah, we don't know our number

00:56:10.699 --> 00:56:13.440
ones under the number ones a tie for number one.

00:56:13.940 --> 00:56:23.110
No Yes Magic Magic bus tied Tom Cruise somebody

00:56:23.110 --> 00:56:26.230
actually on their radio show this morning on

00:56:26.230 --> 00:56:28.510
my way to work and they were talking about Tom

00:56:28.510 --> 00:56:30.750
Cruise resume and they like were listing his

00:56:30.750 --> 00:56:32.530
movies and they're going on and on and on and

00:56:32.530 --> 00:56:36.710
they were just like Mike This dude's gotta be

00:56:36.710 --> 00:56:39.969
worth a billion dollars by now. I mean just banger

00:56:39.969 --> 00:56:42.940
after banger. I mean You can say what you want

00:56:42.940 --> 00:56:45.280
about his life choices, or his religion, or whatever,

00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:48.599
but the dude makes some movies, man. Yeah, so

00:56:48.599 --> 00:56:51.320
I got Tommy Boy up there, and then, not Tommy

00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:54.260
Boy, it's not, I mean, although Farley had survived,

00:56:54.280 --> 00:56:57.159
I'm sure he'd be on this list. Sylvester Stallone.

00:56:57.340 --> 00:57:03.000
Nice, yeah. He's Rocky. Expendables. Rambo. Rambo,

00:57:03.139 --> 00:57:05.380
I mean, it just goes on and on. Dude is just

00:57:05.380 --> 00:57:08.639
a master. That's fair. It's a good point. He

00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:10.460
was going to be on my list, but I really wanted

00:57:10.460 --> 00:57:13.440
to limit my honorable mentions. I had to make

00:57:13.440 --> 00:57:15.820
some tough cuts. Yeah. Oh, you have to. You only

00:57:15.820 --> 00:57:18.880
have a top 10. Yep. Number one on my list, of

00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:23.760
course, Keanu Reeves. I essentially took your,

00:57:24.579 --> 00:57:27.340
took your, the way you were theorizing about

00:57:27.340 --> 00:57:29.480
the list and just flipped it on its head. Like

00:57:29.480 --> 00:57:32.719
John Wick and The Matrix is enough. So you just

00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:36.099
take the quality of that role, of the roles rather.

00:57:36.179 --> 00:57:38.199
Yes. And even though somebody else might have

00:57:38.199 --> 00:57:39.780
done eight or nine or ten movies, you're just

00:57:39.780 --> 00:57:42.519
like, you know, the two he did were professions.

00:57:42.980 --> 00:57:44.900
Right, right. I respect that. Yeah. I definitely

00:57:44.900 --> 00:57:47.420
respect that. That's good stuff. Good lists.

00:57:47.699 --> 00:57:50.139
Good lists. Like we always say, throw your lists

00:57:50.139 --> 00:57:52.460
at us if you want. Put them on the old socials.

00:57:53.219 --> 00:57:59.289
We'll definitely check them out. Good lord. Good,

00:57:59.389 --> 00:58:02.449
okay. This is like a running joke. I keep happening.

00:58:03.130 --> 00:58:05.289
It keeps happening. I don't know why. Because

00:58:05.289 --> 00:58:09.329
I've used different documents, so I'm haunted.

00:58:09.670 --> 00:58:14.230
No, it's on my side, too. In our show notes,

00:58:14.389 --> 00:58:18.769
in our documents, the show prep, we do. A review

00:58:18.769 --> 00:58:23.630
preview has a glitch. It does. Ever since you

00:58:23.630 --> 00:58:26.349
talked about The Accountant 2, it doesn't go

00:58:26.349 --> 00:58:28.949
away. It doesn't go away. There's always The

00:58:28.949 --> 00:58:32.469
Accountant 2. It's bold letters. The Accountant

00:58:32.469 --> 00:58:35.769
2 and then bold large letters. It says The Accountant

00:58:35.769 --> 00:58:39.570
2 a second time. And it's just always there.

00:58:40.070 --> 00:58:42.090
It makes no sense. Like, oh, we're talking about

00:58:42.090 --> 00:58:44.130
it for the eighth week in a row? Damn. Like,

00:58:44.130 --> 00:58:48.230
I swear. I swear that it's not on there when

00:58:48.230 --> 00:58:51.119
I'm prepping because I haven't seen it. There's

00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:53.500
a ghost. There's a ghost in the machine. And

00:58:53.500 --> 00:58:56.460
it loves the accountant, too. Obviously, it loves

00:58:56.460 --> 00:58:59.780
the accountant, too. That is crazy town. But

00:58:59.780 --> 00:59:03.039
it's also hilarious. So this week, I have not

00:59:03.039 --> 00:59:04.820
been to the movies in a while. I'm going to have

00:59:04.820 --> 00:59:07.039
to get back. It's been a while. It's been a while.

00:59:07.500 --> 00:59:09.760
Magic bus. Magic bus. It's a very musical show.

00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:11.659
It's a very musical show today. You're welcome,

00:59:11.659 --> 00:59:15.400
by the way. So instead of doing that, I thought

00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:18.519
I'd do a bit of a Marvel review because some

00:59:18.519 --> 00:59:22.500
big movies are coming up. And right now, there

00:59:22.500 --> 00:59:25.880
was one that was just at the theater, one that

00:59:25.880 --> 00:59:30.460
is on the Disney app, so it's like a mini -series,

00:59:30.579 --> 00:59:32.960
and then there's a big movie coming up soon.

00:59:33.619 --> 00:59:36.119
So, the Thunderbolts was just at the theater,

00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:38.920
and sneered to deathtrap the unconventional team

00:59:38.920 --> 00:59:41.599
of anti -heroes, Yelena Belova, Bucky Barnes,

00:59:42.159 --> 00:59:44.659
Red Guardian, Ghost, Taskmaster, John Walker.

00:59:45.260 --> 00:59:48.090
They embark on a dangerous mission. that forces

00:59:48.090 --> 00:59:50.929
them to confront their dark corners of their

00:59:50.929 --> 00:59:55.630
past and also get closer together. So it was

00:59:55.630 --> 00:59:59.489
a very interesting movie. And I like the way

00:59:59.489 --> 01:00:03.909
it was independent from things of the past. Sure.

01:00:04.150 --> 01:00:08.030
However, still being within the universe, the

01:00:08.030 --> 01:00:11.250
end of the movie starts tying things together

01:00:11.250 --> 01:00:15.690
like, oh, shit's coming. Ruh -roh. Yeah. So that

01:00:15.690 --> 01:00:20.210
was very interesting. Ironheart, a snare to deathtrap

01:00:20.210 --> 01:00:25.210
and unconventional... What the fuck? I can't,

01:00:25.690 --> 01:00:29.070
I can't. What happened? Is that what it says

01:00:29.070 --> 01:00:32.289
on yours too? Oh yeah. The ghost in the system

01:00:32.289 --> 01:00:35.670
got really bad. Holy shit, really, I'm floored.

01:00:35.869 --> 01:00:38.289
I'm floored. I have no idea why that's there.

01:00:38.829 --> 01:00:42.809
Anyway, Ironheart... I got an overview, it's

01:00:42.809 --> 01:00:45.010
just a short one, though. Go for it, because

01:00:45.010 --> 01:00:48.849
I'm a frickin' moron. Dude. Okay, so, ensnared

01:00:48.849 --> 01:00:51.369
in a deathtrap, an unconventional team of ant

01:00:51.369 --> 01:00:56.329
- I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Dude. A genius -

01:00:56.329 --> 01:00:59.510
I'm gonna run you over with the magic bus. Magic

01:00:59.510 --> 01:01:03.690
bus. A genius teenage inventor, Riri Williams,

01:01:04.150 --> 01:01:07.389
creates the most advanced suit of arter armor

01:01:07.389 --> 01:01:12.039
since Iron Man. Yep, a mini series on of course

01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:16.360
the did knee plus app Which so far three episodes

01:01:16.360 --> 01:01:19.980
I believe it looks like yep, so that's that's

01:01:19.980 --> 01:01:22.119
what you have look forward to with iron hearts

01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:25.019
Yeah, and that's that's interesting from the

01:01:25.019 --> 01:01:29.239
standpoint obviously we've lost iron man So the

01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:32.320
text still exists she's smart, and it takes place

01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:36.760
in Chicago, so that's kind of fun But I've heard

01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:39.980
like And this goes for a lot of their series

01:01:39.980 --> 01:01:44.599
too. It's like kind of good and bad And I don't

01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:46.920
know I haven't started watching it yet. So I'm

01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:50.860
not gonna form my opinion until I do right however,

01:01:50.860 --> 01:01:57.940
I I hope they somehow tied into something because

01:01:57.940 --> 01:01:59.599
I mean, that's the Iron Man universe I mean,

01:01:59.639 --> 01:02:01.519
you can't just drop that you got it. You got

01:02:01.519 --> 01:02:04.039
to figure it out. Yeah figure it out fast That's

01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:07.659
true. So hopefully hopefully they will And the

01:02:07.659 --> 01:02:09.280
last one, of course, is The Accountant 2. No,

01:02:09.420 --> 01:02:11.820
I'm joking. The Accountant 2. The Accountant

01:02:11.820 --> 01:02:14.079
2 is a great Marvel movie. In Snared and in Death

01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:18.159
Trap, an unconventional team of anti -heroes.

01:02:18.400 --> 01:02:24.579
You know, The Accountant 2. Just, I told you,

01:02:24.920 --> 01:02:27.400
today was not good. I'm just gonna make that

01:02:27.400 --> 01:02:30.460
the description of this episode. In Snared and

01:02:30.460 --> 01:02:36.360
in Death Trap. Your host have to battle the ghost

01:02:36.360 --> 01:02:40.119
in the machine while driving the magic bus. Oh

01:02:40.119 --> 01:02:42.719
My god, okay, and then the movie coming out is

01:02:42.719 --> 01:02:45.940
called fantastic for mr. Fantastic invisible

01:02:45.940 --> 01:02:48.119
woman human torch and the thing face their most

01:02:48.119 --> 01:02:50.739
daunting challenge yet as they defend earth from

01:02:50.739 --> 01:02:53.880
Galactus and silver surfer Looks to be pretty

01:02:53.880 --> 01:02:57.539
good. I've seen reviews reviews look really good

01:02:57.539 --> 01:03:04.219
but as comic book fans know many casual fans

01:03:04.219 --> 01:03:07.460
don't there's a multiverse so there are many

01:03:07.460 --> 01:03:10.659
other universes and there are many other earths

01:03:10.659 --> 01:03:15.840
right and so they are from an earth that is not

01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:19.300
the Avengers so they they're completely separated

01:03:19.300 --> 01:03:22.980
right that however from what I hear it's not

01:03:22.980 --> 01:03:25.880
gonna stay that way interesting so we're gonna

01:03:25.880 --> 01:03:27.860
see how the multiverse starts screwing with things

01:03:27.860 --> 01:03:30.869
get a little TVA out here It's definitely going

01:03:30.869 --> 01:03:33.550
to get some TVA, which basically means we're

01:03:33.550 --> 01:03:36.670
going to get Loki maybe. Right. That'd be fun.

01:03:36.809 --> 01:03:41.989
And maybe some Owen Wilson. Wow. Wow. You guys

01:03:41.989 --> 01:03:46.389
are fantastic. Wow. So yeah, so that's it. A

01:03:46.389 --> 01:03:49.550
little Marvel review, what's coming up. And then,

01:03:49.550 --> 01:03:51.030
of course, that's going to lead to next year

01:03:51.030 --> 01:03:55.809
and the year after with the Avengers movies.

01:03:56.219 --> 01:03:59.719
Coming up, Avengers Doom with Doctor Doom. Very

01:03:59.719 --> 01:04:03.940
fun. Now played by Robert Downey Jr. Interesting.

01:04:04.360 --> 01:04:08.500
Good guy now, bad guy. But the Russo brothers

01:04:08.500 --> 01:04:14.039
have said there is, in fact, a connection between

01:04:14.039 --> 01:04:17.219
Iron Man and Doctor Doom. Curious. So I'm very

01:04:17.219 --> 01:04:20.739
curious. That's fun. And we're now moving on

01:04:20.739 --> 01:04:23.579
to While You Were Sleeping. So, indeed, While

01:04:23.579 --> 01:04:25.860
You Were Sleeping... Aiden had his eye on the

01:04:25.860 --> 01:04:27.800
ball guys. I mean he just he figured this shit

01:04:27.800 --> 01:04:30.639
out And there's a lot of stuff we missed whether

01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:33.940
it was games or TV shows or youtubers or movies

01:04:33.940 --> 01:04:36.539
or whatever And he's got his eye on the ball,

01:04:36.619 --> 01:04:38.619
so I'm very interested to learn what we actually

01:04:38.619 --> 01:04:42.840
missed this It's a video game is a video game

01:04:42.840 --> 01:04:47.579
that you guys slept on For over a decade. Oh

01:04:47.579 --> 01:04:51.159
my and you know I'm willing to be humble when

01:04:51.159 --> 01:04:54.289
it's fair to do so I, too, slept on... Be humble.

01:04:55.550 --> 01:04:57.909
That's all you get. That's all you get on that

01:04:57.909 --> 01:04:59.670
one, especially. We sing any more of that, we'll

01:04:59.670 --> 01:05:02.550
be in trouble. We'll be in big trouble. Not gonna

01:05:02.550 --> 01:05:09.409
do it. This game came out April of 20... Okay,

01:05:09.449 --> 01:05:11.929
maybe it's not a decade old. Maybe I read that

01:05:11.929 --> 01:05:13.909
wrong. There's a ghost of my machine, too. Oh,

01:05:13.909 --> 01:05:17.909
no. Regardless, you guys slept on it. I found

01:05:17.909 --> 01:05:21.289
it. I played a lot of it. Maybe some of it's

01:05:21.289 --> 01:05:23.110
on my YouTube channel. Aiden spelled the right

01:05:23.110 --> 01:05:24.690
way. There you go. If you want to suss it out.

01:05:25.010 --> 01:05:26.510
Or you could just buy it and play it. Which I

01:05:26.510 --> 01:05:29.590
do recommend but not sponsored by AV Assembly.

01:05:30.389 --> 01:05:35.690
AV Assembly, a very fun game. Okay. Made by a

01:05:35.690 --> 01:05:37.489
developer. Hopefully I pronounced this right.

01:05:38.190 --> 01:05:41.190
Jelly Boyge, I believe. What did you say? Jelly

01:05:41.190 --> 01:05:47.980
Roll? Magic bus Jelly Boyd's a V assembly build

01:05:47.980 --> 01:05:50.599
and fly your own airplane complete missions to

01:05:50.599 --> 01:05:53.280
earn money upgrade your plane discover new locations

01:05:53.280 --> 01:05:57.880
in an open world What's it called a V a V assembly?

01:05:58.139 --> 01:06:01.980
He's a via a well kind of like aviation assembly

01:06:01.980 --> 01:06:06.320
assembly Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is so fun There's

01:06:06.320 --> 01:06:09.400
an entire career mode that I haven't gotten to

01:06:09.400 --> 01:06:12.730
yet because there's a sandbox mode where you

01:06:12.730 --> 01:06:16.230
get to build your own airplane, however you like,

01:06:16.630 --> 01:06:18.969
they give you all the parts, all the bits, and

01:06:18.969 --> 01:06:24.530
you get to go wild. It's so fun. It's so fun,

01:06:24.690 --> 01:06:27.449
and usually like... With with those types of

01:06:27.449 --> 01:06:29.650
games where you know, there's a sandbox mode

01:06:29.650 --> 01:06:32.150
It's it's easy to put a couple hours into it

01:06:32.150 --> 01:06:33.969
and you're like, okay, that's you know, that's

01:06:33.969 --> 01:06:36.190
enough exploration with the sandbox mode Yeah,

01:06:36.210 --> 01:06:39.550
I've put so many hours into building silly looking

01:06:39.550 --> 01:06:42.329
airplanes because the physics engine on it is

01:06:42.329 --> 01:06:44.050
pretty decent, you know You know, you need you

01:06:44.050 --> 01:06:46.750
need to do like at least the simple mathematics

01:06:46.750 --> 01:06:50.030
of like, okay I need more. I need more lift than

01:06:50.030 --> 01:06:54.130
I have drag and weight and you know you Bad angle

01:06:54.130 --> 01:06:56.610
of attack on the wheels you won't get up in the

01:06:56.610 --> 01:06:58.650
air you crash all that kind of fun stuff You

01:06:58.650 --> 01:07:01.030
have to weigh the thrust versus the drag and

01:07:01.030 --> 01:07:04.590
all that fun stuff to make the plane fly But

01:07:04.590 --> 01:07:08.130
when you're given everything yeah unlimited amount

01:07:08.130 --> 01:07:12.369
of fuselages every type of wing and cockpit and

01:07:12.369 --> 01:07:15.210
engine you can imagine It is very easy to get

01:07:15.210 --> 01:07:17.920
a little lost in the sauce and make some silly

01:07:17.920 --> 01:07:20.699
-looking planes. So I have made a lot of silly

01:07:20.699 --> 01:07:24.840
-looking planes, and it's just fun. It's just

01:07:24.840 --> 01:07:29.179
fun. So AV Assembly gets a lot of recommendation

01:07:29.179 --> 01:07:33.159
from me. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I took a

01:07:33.159 --> 01:07:36.860
peek at that, and it was rather entertaining

01:07:36.860 --> 01:07:39.639
seeing some of the machines you were putting

01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:43.630
together. Yeah. And that one... That if you got

01:07:43.630 --> 01:07:46.329
young children, earmuffs, they're one that look

01:07:46.329 --> 01:07:50.309
like anal beads. Oh, yeah. It's a cat man. The

01:07:50.309 --> 01:07:52.630
caterpillar. The caterpillar. It's like caterpillar.

01:07:52.750 --> 01:07:54.429
I'm like, that doesn't look like a caterpillar.

01:07:55.289 --> 01:07:57.949
I know what that looks like. I didn't even mean

01:07:57.949 --> 01:08:01.369
to. I'm trying to make a caterpillar. Yeah, the

01:08:01.369 --> 01:08:04.510
first iteration of that did not perform as planned.

01:08:04.969 --> 01:08:07.030
No, it didn't get off the ground, really. It

01:08:07.030 --> 01:08:09.650
really didn't. No. You're like, oh, probably

01:08:09.650 --> 01:08:13.809
need some bigger wings. Yeah. But yeah, that

01:08:13.809 --> 01:08:16.810
was good. That was fun. I get the appeal. Yes,

01:08:17.050 --> 01:08:19.829
absolutely. Very easy to get lost in the sauce.

01:08:20.250 --> 01:08:22.750
Oh, no doubt. Well, we're going to take a quick

01:08:22.750 --> 01:08:25.270
break and come back and we're going to drink

01:08:25.270 --> 01:08:28.069
some beer and finish up our tier listing with

01:08:28.069 --> 01:08:51.350
pizza. Next. All right, we're back, everybody,

01:08:51.550 --> 01:08:57.670
and we're now on to our beer review. And we're

01:08:57.670 --> 01:09:00.909
going to, we're going to zig -zag, usually zag

01:09:00.909 --> 01:09:03.029
with this particular, you like that? That's good.

01:09:03.149 --> 01:09:04.890
That's good. Yeah, I just made that up. Magic

01:09:04.890 --> 01:09:11.130
plus. So, yeah, we are not technically doing

01:09:11.130 --> 01:09:14.810
a beer. During the official beer review? Per

01:09:14.810 --> 01:09:17.890
se, I know, I know. Goodness. But it won't disappoint

01:09:17.890 --> 01:09:21.140
people. I mean, we probably disappoint them in

01:09:21.140 --> 01:09:22.859
many other ways, but... Oh, that's just what

01:09:22.859 --> 01:09:24.579
we're known for. That's just what we're known

01:09:24.579 --> 01:09:27.939
for. We do deliver. And you will get your Swap

01:09:27.939 --> 01:09:31.060
Pills. So, no, we are going to try something

01:09:31.060 --> 01:09:32.739
a little bit different. What do we got for the

01:09:32.739 --> 01:09:34.720
fine folks this week? A little different. Instead

01:09:34.720 --> 01:09:40.800
of a malt beer, we have a ready -to -drink cocktail.

01:09:41.899 --> 01:09:44.420
And I'm sure everyone out there is pretty familiar

01:09:44.420 --> 01:09:46.560
with these, at least especially in the U .S.

01:09:46.560 --> 01:09:50.159
They have been popping off. remarkably popular.

01:09:50.720 --> 01:09:53.140
They're kind of everywhere now. They're taking

01:09:53.140 --> 01:09:56.699
up a bunch of market space where, you know, your

01:09:56.699 --> 01:09:59.739
White Claws and Trulies used to be. I mean, they

01:09:59.739 --> 01:10:01.439
still are, but these are really popping off.

01:10:01.760 --> 01:10:04.779
The one we have in front of us is called Surfside

01:10:04.779 --> 01:10:09.600
Lemonade Plus Vodka. It is made with stateside

01:10:09.600 --> 01:10:12.380
vodka, which makes sense. It's called Surfside.

01:10:13.020 --> 01:10:16.079
Lemonade, natural flavors, and artificial sweetener.

01:10:16.439 --> 01:10:19.470
So... From what I understand, it is zero sugar,

01:10:19.649 --> 01:10:22.149
which lends to the fact that, hey, probably not

01:10:22.149 --> 01:10:24.550
gonna get like a headache or anything. Usually

01:10:24.550 --> 01:10:27.649
when I have like sugary alcoholic beverages,

01:10:28.130 --> 01:10:30.729
I get a headache because it's like too much sugar.

01:10:30.869 --> 01:10:33.029
It's too much. Too much sugar and then the alcohol

01:10:33.029 --> 01:10:34.729
dehydrates you anyway. That could have been my

01:10:34.729 --> 01:10:37.970
issue. The one night I went out and I had three

01:10:37.970 --> 01:10:40.390
vodka Red Bulls. Ooh, that's a lot. And I had

01:10:40.390 --> 01:10:44.649
them in like an hour. Yeah. And I didn't, I mean...

01:10:44.720 --> 01:10:47.159
I'm built for this game, ladies and gentlemen,

01:10:47.260 --> 01:10:50.640
so it usually is not an issue. And it wasn't

01:10:50.640 --> 01:10:53.720
then, you know, because I managed to go to another

01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:55.699
bar and have a couple more beers and I was fine.

01:10:56.039 --> 01:10:59.060
But when I got home and then that next day, it

01:10:59.060 --> 01:11:01.579
was like there was an elephant with a jackhammer

01:11:01.579 --> 01:11:03.859
on my head. I was like, what the hell is going

01:11:03.859 --> 01:11:06.680
on? So that might have been it. Yeah, sugar plus

01:11:06.680 --> 01:11:11.159
booze is not, in my experience, not a good way

01:11:11.159 --> 01:11:13.699
to go. So this doesn't seem to have that issue.

01:11:13.880 --> 01:11:16.479
But we will be the judge on its flavor. We'll

01:11:16.479 --> 01:11:20.500
rank it from zero to five stars at our discretion.

01:11:20.819 --> 01:11:24.300
Okay. And we'll let you guys know this is not

01:11:24.300 --> 01:11:26.579
usually we go into the untapped app and like

01:11:26.579 --> 01:11:28.399
give it ratings and flavor notes through there.

01:11:28.819 --> 01:11:30.739
This is not in there because it's a cocktail

01:11:30.739 --> 01:11:33.819
and not a beer. Correct. So we're just raw dogging

01:11:33.819 --> 01:11:36.520
it. Sláinte. Sláinte. And cheers to you at home

01:11:36.520 --> 01:11:44.319
whatever you're enjoying. Oh boy. Ooh. Boy it

01:11:44.319 --> 01:11:46.600
is impossible to tell that this is not simply

01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:51.199
lemonade this Ladies and gentlemen this is a

01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:54.880
dangerous tree is dangerous. Holy crap. I will

01:11:54.880 --> 01:11:58.159
note it is four point five percent ABV So it's

01:11:58.159 --> 01:12:02.539
nine proof, so it is just less than your white

01:12:02.539 --> 01:12:05.600
claws or trulies would be But man, you can't

01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:08.600
tell it all no you can't it tastes like lemonade.

01:12:08.939 --> 01:12:12.079
That's really good. That's really tasty And I'm

01:12:12.079 --> 01:12:15.300
a huge fan of lemonade. I wish this is just my

01:12:15.300 --> 01:12:18.680
personal taste buds. I wish it was a little more

01:12:18.680 --> 01:12:22.340
tart, you know, a touch more lemon to it. Sure.

01:12:22.779 --> 01:12:25.699
But even as is, I mean, if you're talking a hot

01:12:25.699 --> 01:12:27.439
day outside, you just got in from mowing the

01:12:27.439 --> 01:12:30.100
lawn. Refreshing as hell. Yo, sit next to the

01:12:30.100 --> 01:12:34.180
pool. Get real. This is fantastic. I'll give

01:12:34.180 --> 01:12:39.000
this a three seven five out of five simply because

01:12:39.000 --> 01:12:42.380
I want a little more tart. That's fair. I'm going

01:12:42.380 --> 01:12:47.619
4 to 5. I like alcoholic drinks that don't taste

01:12:47.619 --> 01:12:51.800
like alcohol. Yes. Fair point. Not that that

01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:55.300
bothers me a whole heck of a lot, but like this,

01:12:55.800 --> 01:12:58.680
I would thoroughly enjoy like all day. Oh, yeah.

01:12:59.060 --> 01:13:01.340
It makes me remember a time where I went to Canada

01:13:01.340 --> 01:13:06.779
and we made our own shandies with lemonade that

01:13:06.779 --> 01:13:09.140
had carbonation in it because that is the proper

01:13:09.140 --> 01:13:13.229
shandy. True. And we had our proportions right,

01:13:13.310 --> 01:13:19.250
so like 50 -50, that and half of a logger. Yep.

01:13:21.189 --> 01:13:26.470
And at one sitting, and mind you, we're prepping,

01:13:26.569 --> 01:13:28.670
we're getting ready to go to a concert. A little

01:13:28.670 --> 01:13:31.510
pregame. So we're pregaming. And I must have

01:13:31.510 --> 01:13:35.529
had about seven or eight. Oh my. And I finally,

01:13:35.729 --> 01:13:39.500
my bladder was like, hello. Yeah. Knock, knock.

01:13:39.680 --> 01:13:42.859
We got work to do now. I was like, oh man, I

01:13:42.859 --> 01:13:45.619
better get up. And I got up and I was like, whoa.

01:13:46.539 --> 01:13:49.359
I'm like, that's different. Right. I just had

01:13:49.359 --> 01:13:51.500
a little bit of a buzz. I'm like, did not expect

01:13:51.500 --> 01:13:54.819
that. Right. So drinks like this, it's the bit

01:13:54.819 --> 01:13:59.079
of a surprise. Yeah. Because you normally don't

01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:00.880
realize that you're getting tipsy with drinks

01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:03.220
that - Oh, this would sneak up on you. Oh, it

01:14:03.220 --> 01:14:08.100
does for sure. My friend, Andy and I - when we

01:14:08.100 --> 01:14:10.539
had an apartment near Wrigley Field, we used

01:14:10.539 --> 01:14:12.920
to host parties. Obviously, if you live near

01:14:12.920 --> 01:14:15.439
Wrigley Field, you're hosting parties. We had

01:14:15.439 --> 01:14:17.659
this Christmas party and he's like, we should

01:14:17.659 --> 01:14:19.779
do some jungle juice. I'm like, okay. So I went

01:14:19.779 --> 01:14:22.960
and bought a big five gallon tub and we got it.

01:14:23.680 --> 01:14:25.260
And he's like, yeah, pick up a bag of ice too.

01:14:25.380 --> 01:14:28.760
Yep, I'll do that. So we had the ice and then

01:14:28.760 --> 01:14:32.279
we just had liquor, so much liquor. It was like

01:14:32.279 --> 01:14:38.829
151 Everclear. What else did we have? I think

01:14:38.829 --> 01:14:44.529
we had... God, what's that rum with the jackasses'

01:14:44.850 --> 01:14:49.029
foot up? Captain Morgan. We had Captain Morgan,

01:14:49.369 --> 01:14:52.850
we had... That guy is not Magic Bus. He is not

01:14:52.850 --> 01:14:55.470
Magic Bus. That dude is waiting at the bus stop

01:14:55.470 --> 01:14:59.689
with his leg up and we're driving right by. I

01:14:59.689 --> 01:15:02.369
think we had some vodka. I think it was like

01:15:02.369 --> 01:15:05.439
well vodka. Nothing spectacular, but we literally

01:15:05.439 --> 01:15:07.680
just dumped it all in. We dumped it all in, put

01:15:07.680 --> 01:15:09.460
the ice in first, then dumped in all the liquor.

01:15:10.319 --> 01:15:15.420
And then we had gallons of high C and then threw

01:15:15.420 --> 01:15:19.159
in a bunch of fruit. Yeah. And we kind of mixed

01:15:19.159 --> 01:15:21.600
it with a big spoon and let it sit for a minute.

01:15:21.680 --> 01:15:23.760
And then we tried some. I'm like, oh, my God,

01:15:24.260 --> 01:15:27.560
people are going to die at this party because

01:15:27.560 --> 01:15:31.159
we could not taste the alcohol. But we knew there

01:15:31.159 --> 01:15:34.479
was a boatload in there. Right. And it did. I

01:15:34.479 --> 01:15:39.880
got sick. I did. I got sick. Oh yeah, that's

01:15:39.880 --> 01:15:41.739
right. Because then when the party was winding

01:15:41.739 --> 01:15:46.140
down, my buddy Andy was a bouncer at a bar called

01:15:46.140 --> 01:15:49.380
Hangups in Chicago. And then we took the train

01:15:49.380 --> 01:15:54.079
down there, and we got a bunch of free shots

01:15:54.079 --> 01:15:57.619
in these little vials there. And then we were

01:15:57.619 --> 01:16:00.539
heading back on the train, and the guys had to

01:16:00.539 --> 01:16:03.720
get me... Oh, my glasses broke too. Some guy

01:16:03.720 --> 01:16:06.319
in big Viking boots jumped on me. I think he

01:16:06.319 --> 01:16:08.340
was trying to get me to like hold his legs and

01:16:08.340 --> 01:16:10.380
he ride me, but he was bigger than me. So I was

01:16:10.380 --> 01:16:13.000
like physics ass. Right. And so I go to the ground

01:16:13.000 --> 01:16:17.220
and like there's just like a fracas and like

01:16:17.220 --> 01:16:19.300
people fracas and people are moving about and

01:16:19.300 --> 01:16:22.819
I'm seeing feet and I look down this this alleyway

01:16:22.819 --> 01:16:25.020
and this Viking guy is taking these big steps

01:16:25.020 --> 01:16:28.140
and these running steps away from me and like

01:16:28.270 --> 01:16:30.630
my buddy frank who is pretty much like physically

01:16:30.630 --> 01:16:32.090
the only guy who was going to be able to contain

01:16:32.090 --> 01:16:34.850
me and i popped back up and i just like was ready

01:16:34.850 --> 01:16:37.630
to kill his guys like nope not tonight like all

01:16:37.630 --> 01:16:40.949
right so but we got back on the l and the guys

01:16:40.949 --> 01:16:43.710
had to pull me off the l because this girl was

01:16:43.710 --> 01:16:45.369
hitting on me we were going to go up to her place

01:16:45.369 --> 01:16:48.189
off of wilson so i was just like where are we

01:16:48.189 --> 01:16:53.229
going and i was like game on like i was in prime

01:16:53.229 --> 01:16:58.250
condition Well, I wasn't, but I was game -wise,

01:16:58.470 --> 01:17:01.270
Riz -wise, I guess. Sure. They had to pull me

01:17:01.270 --> 01:17:03.810
off the bus. But then I woke up the next morning,

01:17:03.850 --> 01:17:05.489
and then next to me was something unpleasant.

01:17:05.630 --> 01:17:08.590
I'm like, oh, damn it. But there were a lot of

01:17:08.590 --> 01:17:09.970
people that dealt with that. And then when I

01:17:09.970 --> 01:17:13.449
went out into the kitchen, Andy was spread eagle

01:17:13.449 --> 01:17:15.510
on his back in the kitchen floor with an ironing

01:17:15.510 --> 01:17:20.350
board on him. Because of course. Yep. And I think

01:17:20.350 --> 01:17:24.170
Carl was upside down on a chair. Yeah, it was

01:17:24.170 --> 01:17:27.770
chaos. It was chaos. Utter chaos. And we knew

01:17:27.770 --> 01:17:29.310
it was going to happen. Right. A bunch of people

01:17:29.310 --> 01:17:31.710
slept. They just passed out on the floors and

01:17:31.710 --> 01:17:36.670
wherever. But it was chaos. Power of jungle juice.

01:17:36.829 --> 01:17:38.329
And I had to get up and function and go on a

01:17:38.329 --> 01:17:41.850
date the next day. So it was not ideal. Oh, no.

01:17:42.010 --> 01:17:45.529
It was not ideal. But yeah, that is very similar

01:17:45.529 --> 01:17:49.310
to this. I will say that. It is. It's a lovely

01:17:49.310 --> 01:17:53.590
beverage. Yes, absolutely. To recap, a good beverage.

01:17:54.409 --> 01:17:58.050
To recap, good beverage, for sure. I will definitely

01:17:58.050 --> 01:18:00.550
be bringing some of these on the Magic Bus next

01:18:00.550 --> 01:18:07.590
time, for sure. But yeah, so that's our beer,

01:18:07.729 --> 01:18:10.770
non -beer review. Yeah. Very good, very tasty.

01:18:11.329 --> 01:18:13.770
And we are now going to wrap things up with tier

01:18:13.770 --> 01:18:18.960
listing part two with pizza. Pizza, the continuation.

01:18:19.220 --> 01:18:22.539
The continuation. Pizza 2, the sequel. Pizza

01:18:22.539 --> 01:18:27.199
2, the seduction is coming up and alright, what

01:18:27.199 --> 01:18:29.800
do we got? Do we have a theme or is it a surprise?

01:18:29.859 --> 01:18:34.539
It is a theme because we did national pizzas

01:18:34.539 --> 01:18:38.029
and then we did local za. This time... It's what

01:18:38.029 --> 01:18:41.210
you find in the frozen aisle. Ooh, okay. Because

01:18:41.210 --> 01:18:42.729
it's just what you do when you don't have the

01:18:42.729 --> 01:18:46.909
money for a local pie. Or you just don't want

01:18:46.909 --> 01:18:48.289
to cook. Right, right. If you come home, it's

01:18:48.289 --> 01:18:50.050
like 10 minutes later, I can have a pizza and

01:18:50.050 --> 01:18:52.029
let's do that. Yeah, yeah. That's the option.

01:18:52.470 --> 01:18:57.630
So, we have several of the frozen aisle favorites

01:18:57.630 --> 01:19:01.779
brands to choose from and rank... on a scale

01:19:01.779 --> 01:19:04.000
from F being the worst of the worst, D being

01:19:04.000 --> 01:19:06.880
bad, C being mid, B being good, A being great,

01:19:06.960 --> 01:19:10.579
S being the best of the best. Of the best. Of

01:19:10.579 --> 01:19:15.680
the best. Starting out on this frozen pizza tour

01:19:15.680 --> 01:19:18.359
we're doing in our own brains, we're gonna start

01:19:18.359 --> 01:19:22.439
off with Totino's. Ooh Totino's. They got the

01:19:22.439 --> 01:19:25.640
personal pizzas and they've got the pizza rolls.

01:19:25.979 --> 01:19:28.840
They do. And see if we're going through the aggregate

01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:32.680
here or if we're just grading one or the other.

01:19:32.760 --> 01:19:37.199
Pizza rolls are probably an A. I mean, they're

01:19:37.199 --> 01:19:40.020
awesome. Perfect for buddies who are coming over

01:19:40.020 --> 01:19:42.539
watching sports. Throw a bunch in the oven, put

01:19:42.539 --> 01:19:45.520
them in a big bowl. People love that shit. I

01:19:45.520 --> 01:19:48.439
like it too. And then when it comes to their

01:19:48.439 --> 01:19:52.539
actual pizza, it's kind of mid. But if you like

01:19:52.539 --> 01:19:55.710
stuff like bar pizza, Sure. That's kind of what

01:19:55.710 --> 01:19:58.329
it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you're a fan,

01:19:59.010 --> 01:20:00.909
my only recommendation on any kind of bar pizza

01:20:00.909 --> 01:20:02.869
or cheap pizza like that, cook it a little bit

01:20:02.869 --> 01:20:05.430
longer. Get that crisp going and it's better.

01:20:06.489 --> 01:20:08.510
If it's a little bit of flop to it, it's going

01:20:08.510 --> 01:20:11.609
to suck. Yeah. So if I have to give an overall

01:20:11.609 --> 01:20:17.609
grade, I'd say B. A B for two Tino's. Next up

01:20:17.609 --> 01:20:21.229
is one I know we've had plenty of, Tombstone.

01:20:21.479 --> 01:20:28.380
Tombstone is solid. It's that quality and cost

01:20:28.380 --> 01:20:32.060
combo. So it's not the cheapest, but it's in

01:20:32.060 --> 01:20:35.279
the cheaper tier. Yeah. But it's also really

01:20:35.279 --> 01:20:39.260
good. And the classic crust is always solid.

01:20:39.500 --> 01:20:42.479
The classic cracker crust, yeah. It's really

01:20:42.479 --> 01:20:46.619
good. Good little mini sausages, too. I do. I

01:20:46.619 --> 01:20:49.159
really do like their sausage, and I'm not a huge

01:20:49.159 --> 01:20:51.140
pepperoni guy, but their pepperoni's pretty decent,

01:20:51.199 --> 01:20:53.840
because I've had the one that has both, the pepperoni

01:20:53.840 --> 01:20:59.760
and the sausage on it. It's pretty good. I don't

01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:02.260
know what the rest of the list looks like, and

01:21:02.260 --> 01:21:05.979
I'm slightly hesitant to give it the S tier,

01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:10.140
so I'm going to go A+. An A plus for Tombstone.

01:21:10.260 --> 01:21:13.560
Yeah. It's very fantastic. I'm sure the sausage

01:21:13.560 --> 01:21:15.840
itself gave it the extra plus. It really did.

01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:17.640
I wouldn't doubt it. I'd really like the sausage,

01:21:17.739 --> 01:21:20.539
no doubt. Next on the list, which I did predict

01:21:20.539 --> 01:21:24.220
last week, would be on both that list and this

01:21:24.220 --> 01:21:26.939
one, Home Run In. Home Run In, right, because

01:21:26.939 --> 01:21:29.119
it's not the restaurant fresh made, it's the

01:21:29.119 --> 01:21:34.859
frozen. This is an interesting one because it

01:21:34.859 --> 01:21:37.579
definitely has S tier crust. The crust is awesome.

01:21:37.960 --> 01:21:41.380
Flaky, buttery. Oh, it's so good. And then the

01:21:41.380 --> 01:21:44.399
sauce sometimes gives me heartburn, and I don't

01:21:44.399 --> 01:21:47.699
know why it does that. I'm not sure what's in

01:21:47.699 --> 01:21:50.619
it. Maybe a combination of onion powder. I don't

01:21:50.619 --> 01:21:52.920
know. I really don't know what's in it. Is it

01:21:52.920 --> 01:21:55.039
too high in acid or something like that? Maybe.

01:21:55.439 --> 01:21:59.119
Maybe that's it. But not every time. But most

01:21:59.119 --> 01:22:01.619
times that'll do that. But I really do enjoy

01:22:01.619 --> 01:22:05.520
it. I enjoy the crust. Their sausage, their meat

01:22:05.520 --> 01:22:09.159
on the pizza is pretty good. If you get the meat

01:22:09.159 --> 01:22:12.010
lovers... Home run in they put the meat on there.

01:22:12.050 --> 01:22:14.189
You getting protein per bite. Yeah, I really

01:22:14.189 --> 01:22:16.090
do You're getting the bang for your buck on that.

01:22:16.750 --> 01:22:19.689
I Once again hesitant to go s -tier on it just

01:22:19.689 --> 01:22:21.789
simply because I get heartburn with it. Yeah

01:22:21.789 --> 01:22:26.489
times But uh to me, it's a solid a solid a a

01:22:26.489 --> 01:22:34.010
for home run in next up Roma Roma Roma's good

01:22:34.770 --> 01:22:38.010
I gotta be drunk. I gotta be yeah Yeah, it's

01:22:38.010 --> 01:22:40.109
cheaper than tombstone and you can feel it. You

01:22:40.109 --> 01:22:42.550
can feel it. Yeah, definitely It's the quality

01:22:42.550 --> 01:22:45.510
is not there. But once again if it's two in the

01:22:45.510 --> 01:22:47.069
morning You're getting home from the bar and

01:22:47.069 --> 01:22:49.329
you throw it in there. It'll do what it needs

01:22:49.329 --> 01:22:52.810
to do, right? You know exactly well, yeah but

01:22:53.239 --> 01:22:55.979
Being honest being real you're you're looking

01:22:55.979 --> 01:22:58.140
at a c -tier pizza. You're looking at a mid pizza.

01:22:58.140 --> 01:23:01.239
Yeah, that's a C straight across for Roma Yes,

01:23:01.579 --> 01:23:03.979
interesting point is to is like you can usually

01:23:03.979 --> 01:23:06.659
get Roma pizzas for two two and a half dollars

01:23:06.659 --> 01:23:09.779
true Here's the thing a home run in pizza is

01:23:09.779 --> 01:23:13.159
usually per pizza is like a pound in eight ounces

01:23:13.159 --> 01:23:16.279
to a pound in 12 ounces Every Roma pizza is like

01:23:16.279 --> 01:23:19.319
10 ounces 11. That's a really good point. So

01:23:19.319 --> 01:23:21.060
you're literally getting less product. Of course.

01:23:21.060 --> 01:23:23.750
It's cheaper by ounce regardless But you are

01:23:23.750 --> 01:23:25.470
getting less. You're getting less pizza. Yeah.

01:23:25.609 --> 01:23:27.229
Yeah, that's a good point. An interesting point

01:23:27.229 --> 01:23:30.649
to make. Next on the list is DiGiorno. I like

01:23:30.649 --> 01:23:33.710
DiGiorno. I'm not as big of a fan of the bready

01:23:33.710 --> 01:23:37.409
pizza, but it is very tasty. The sauce is good.

01:23:38.170 --> 01:23:43.449
The sausage is really good. Right. So the problem

01:23:43.449 --> 01:23:46.909
with with things that are too bready for me is

01:23:46.909 --> 01:23:51.800
I'll max out. True. At two slices. Yeah. Look

01:23:51.800 --> 01:23:53.800
at honestly, and I'm being completely honest

01:23:53.800 --> 01:23:55.600
not that I've done this very much I think I've

01:23:55.600 --> 01:23:58.279
only done it a couple of times. I can kill a

01:23:58.279 --> 01:24:01.640
tombstone pizza. Oh, yeah Absolutely kill a tombstone

01:24:01.640 --> 01:24:04.140
pizza if it's cooked perfectly get out of my

01:24:04.140 --> 01:24:07.840
way. Yep Realistically, I do stop myself because

01:24:07.840 --> 01:24:10.279
I'll eat like half of it and be like that is

01:24:10.279 --> 01:24:12.140
gonna be great lunch tomorrow And I just I leave

01:24:12.140 --> 01:24:16.359
it for that smart idea. Yeah But yeah, like DiGiorno

01:24:16.359 --> 01:24:20.000
that is two pieces tops because it's very bready

01:24:21.280 --> 01:24:25.739
I would probably go B. A B for DiGiorno. A B,

01:24:25.779 --> 01:24:31.340
yeah. Word. Next one up. Red Baron. Red Baron.

01:24:31.539 --> 01:24:33.859
I have a love -hate relationship with Red Baron.

01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:36.560
And maybe it's just because I got something against

01:24:36.560 --> 01:24:40.539
Red Baron's, but I really don't. It's red hats.

01:24:41.279 --> 01:24:45.960
So for me, it's more, I don't know, I used to

01:24:45.960 --> 01:24:48.109
love it as a kid. We'd get it once in a while.

01:24:48.310 --> 01:24:50.689
I mean, when we were younger, my parents didn't

01:24:50.689 --> 01:24:53.010
get a ton of frozen pizza. But when they did,

01:24:53.010 --> 01:24:57.109
it was usually Tombstone. And once in a blue

01:24:57.109 --> 01:24:59.289
moon, Red Baron go on sale. And that's what we'd

01:24:59.289 --> 01:25:02.449
get. And it'd be like, oh, ghetto Tombstone.

01:25:03.609 --> 01:25:07.329
And so I was just like, whatever. But it's not

01:25:07.329 --> 01:25:13.010
bad. It's better than Roma. Yeah. I think they've

01:25:13.010 --> 01:25:15.289
got like the cornmeal or something with the crust.

01:25:15.750 --> 01:25:21.090
They do. I'll probably go B minus. A B minus,

01:25:21.090 --> 01:25:23.829
okay. I was thinking C plus B minus, but I'll

01:25:23.829 --> 01:25:27.510
go B minus. Yeah. Next one up I've not personally

01:25:27.510 --> 01:25:30.510
tried, so I'm really hoping you have. California

01:25:30.510 --> 01:25:35.029
Pizza Kitchen. I have. Their Chicken Alfredo

01:25:35.029 --> 01:25:37.810
Pizza is pretty good. That sounds great. They

01:25:37.810 --> 01:25:39.810
also have a restaurant. They don't have very

01:25:39.810 --> 01:25:41.350
many left anymore. They used to have them down

01:25:41.350 --> 01:25:45.529
in Florida when I was there on a gig. But...

01:25:45.680 --> 01:25:49.159
The California Pizza Kitchen has more kind of

01:25:49.159 --> 01:25:52.859
exotic flavors to them. But they're pretty good

01:25:52.859 --> 01:25:56.239
overall. Just a little different. Like if you

01:25:56.239 --> 01:25:58.779
just want that classic Chicago sausage pizza

01:25:58.779 --> 01:26:01.020
or pepperoni pizza, that's not what this is.

01:26:01.579 --> 01:26:04.020
Sure. But I do like it a lot. I give it a B+.

01:26:04.020 --> 01:26:06.819
B+. That's a fair grade. Totally fair grade.

01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:11.109
Next one up is Amy's Pizza. Now Amy's products.

01:26:11.109 --> 01:26:14.289
I like I like their frozen meals a lot like yeah,

01:26:14.289 --> 01:26:18.590
he's got a ravioli and a pesto Tortellini thing

01:26:18.590 --> 01:26:20.869
and like I like they're expensive, so I don't

01:26:20.869 --> 01:26:22.909
get them a lot Yeah, but everyone so I'll pick

01:26:22.909 --> 01:26:25.510
up one or two because it's a decent meal. Yeah,

01:26:25.510 --> 01:26:27.369
either way. It's like healthy ingredients I think

01:26:27.369 --> 01:26:29.750
it's all organic right if I'm buying that for

01:26:29.750 --> 01:26:32.829
six bucks, and I'm going McDonald's for 12 right

01:26:32.829 --> 01:26:35.909
right still more affordable than that true You

01:26:35.909 --> 01:26:38.170
have to look at it that way, but the pizza is

01:26:38.170 --> 01:26:41.579
good She should stick to the frozen meals though.

01:26:41.600 --> 01:26:45.939
Ah, okay. Um, C+. C +, that's fair. That's fair

01:26:45.939 --> 01:26:50.420
to do. Next one up, Fraschetta. Fraschetta, um,

01:26:50.779 --> 01:26:53.520
right there with the other bread -y one that

01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:55.500
we did, DiGiorno. Oh, the DiGiorno, yeah. Very

01:26:55.500 --> 01:26:57.619
similar type of situation, very similar kind

01:26:57.619 --> 01:26:59.760
of pizza. What grade did I give DiGiorno? You

01:26:59.760 --> 01:27:02.279
gave DiGiorno a B. I will give this a B. Give

01:27:02.279 --> 01:27:04.659
this one a B, Fraschetta. Stay right in the family,

01:27:04.760 --> 01:27:09.659
yep. Screamin' Sicilian. That's almost too much

01:27:09.659 --> 01:27:12.079
like they got these massive chunks of mozzarella

01:27:12.079 --> 01:27:15.060
in there and whatever and like I get it It's

01:27:15.060 --> 01:27:19.579
expensive, right? But it is good pizza good sauce

01:27:19.579 --> 01:27:24.840
on there. The sauce is good I'll go I think it'd

01:27:24.840 --> 01:27:26.659
be minus I'll give it a B though because I mean

01:27:26.659 --> 01:27:28.359
that's some fresh ingredients and you got at

01:27:28.359 --> 01:27:30.600
least getting that Yeah, that's a fair point.

01:27:30.619 --> 01:27:36.229
Next up is Jack's Jax. Good God. You'll find

01:27:36.229 --> 01:27:39.210
it right next to the Roma. We're Jax. We make

01:27:39.210 --> 01:27:43.270
Roma look good. That's not fair. That's not nice.

01:27:44.689 --> 01:27:48.229
That wasn't nice at all. The Jax C -suite listening

01:27:48.229 --> 01:27:50.250
in like, fuck them. We'll never sponsor these

01:27:50.250 --> 01:27:53.550
guys. Fuck these guys. You're about to get that

01:27:53.550 --> 01:27:57.350
Jax pizza money. Which means we give you $2 .50.

01:27:57.829 --> 01:28:01.920
$2 .50 towards a Jax pizza. And if you undercook

01:28:01.920 --> 01:28:05.039
it, it is a floppy bitch, man. It really is.

01:28:06.279 --> 01:28:11.319
However, I'll give it a C -. Yeah. If you cook

01:28:11.319 --> 01:28:14.819
it right, it's okay. Yeah, I can agree with that.

01:28:15.039 --> 01:28:18.119
It's okay. I can agree with that. The penultimate

01:28:18.119 --> 01:28:23.840
pizza. Gotta love alliteration. Classico. Classico.

01:28:24.439 --> 01:28:28.000
Known for their sauces. Yeah, their sauces are

01:28:28.000 --> 01:28:30.100
good. Ah, fuck it. We'll make a pizza. We already

01:28:30.100 --> 01:28:31.520
have the sauce. I already have the sauce. We'll

01:28:31.520 --> 01:28:34.899
make the pizza. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's

01:28:34.899 --> 01:28:37.399
just a C right down the middle. I've had it a

01:28:37.399 --> 01:28:40.560
couple of times. Not great, but it's not terrible.

01:28:40.619 --> 01:28:43.800
It's okay. Yeah, a C for Classico. Indeed. The

01:28:43.800 --> 01:28:50.500
final pizza. Oh. Tonys. Tonys. Ooh. Mmm. Nothing

01:28:50.500 --> 01:28:54.220
like Tony's. Yeah. I've done so good, not really

01:28:54.220 --> 01:28:56.260
given any bad grades here. You'll find it next

01:28:56.260 --> 01:28:58.260
to the Jacks. You'll find it next to, between

01:28:58.260 --> 01:29:00.619
the Jacks and the... And the Roma. And the Roma.

01:29:01.359 --> 01:29:05.119
I'm gonna do it. D plus. Ooh. D plus. The lowest

01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:07.819
grade of the day. Just no taste. Just... Yeah.

01:29:07.960 --> 01:29:12.300
Just tasteless. I would like to, since it's one

01:29:12.300 --> 01:29:16.060
that I get a lot, I want to submit Eduardo's.

01:29:16.060 --> 01:29:20.500
Oh, okay. I get that pizza weekly. Eduardo's

01:29:20.500 --> 01:29:23.279
has a restaurant in Northwest Indiana. They might

01:29:23.279 --> 01:29:26.020
have one in Chicago area too. And they use fresh

01:29:26.020 --> 01:29:31.439
ingredients. Everything is fresh. And so I had

01:29:31.439 --> 01:29:34.000
their pizza at the restaurant, blew my nuts off.

01:29:34.140 --> 01:29:37.000
I was like, wow, this is awesome pizza. And saw

01:29:37.000 --> 01:29:39.479
it in the case one time. I'm like, oh, I wonder

01:29:39.479 --> 01:29:42.840
if their frozen pizza holds up. It holds up.

01:29:43.020 --> 01:29:45.960
It holds up. Ooh, okay. It's an excellent pizza.

01:29:46.159 --> 01:29:49.479
It's my favorite frozen pizza. That's notable.

01:29:50.939 --> 01:29:54.220
It is an S tier. The S tier. Frozen pizza. Puts

01:29:54.220 --> 01:29:59.020
the S in Eduardo's. Indeed it does. Indubitably.

01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:02.880
Oh man. That's good. Yeah. So I was waiting to

01:30:02.880 --> 01:30:04.039
hear it and then I didn't hear it. I'm like,

01:30:04.100 --> 01:30:07.819
oh man, it's my pizza. I have to. Yeah. I mainly

01:30:07.819 --> 01:30:10.119
went just off of memory of what I remember seeing

01:30:10.119 --> 01:30:11.939
in the store shelves. Oh, you hit everything

01:30:11.939 --> 01:30:13.859
else. Yeah. You definitely hit everything else.

01:30:14.479 --> 01:30:18.899
To recap. Totino's got a B, Tombstone A +, Home

01:30:18.899 --> 01:30:22.680
Run in A, Roma got a C, DiGiorno B, Red Baron

01:30:22.680 --> 01:30:26.800
B-, California Pizza Kitchen B +, Amy's C +,

01:30:26.800 --> 01:30:30.939
Freschetta B, Screamin' Sicilian B, Jax C-, C

01:30:30.939 --> 01:30:35.039
for Classico, Tony's got the dastardly D +, Sorry

01:30:35.039 --> 01:30:38.380
guys. Eduardo's with the S. I think that's fair.

01:30:38.520 --> 01:30:40.539
It's a good list. It's a good list, we did good.

01:30:40.899 --> 01:30:43.439
And we will submit these online for your enjoyment,

01:30:43.600 --> 01:30:45.409
let us know. Absolutely. how you would have ranked

01:30:45.409 --> 01:30:49.170
them. No doubt, no doubt. And that does it. I

01:30:49.170 --> 01:30:52.210
appreciate each and every one of you for listening.

01:30:52.949 --> 01:30:55.829
This guy right here, Aidan Maloney, really does

01:30:55.829 --> 01:30:58.029
a great job here on this particular podcast,

01:30:58.710 --> 01:31:00.590
even the stuff behind the scenes production,

01:31:01.090 --> 01:31:05.489
as well as his own Aidan Spelled the Right Way,

01:31:05.609 --> 01:31:07.729
which is his gaming YouTube channel, so make

01:31:07.729 --> 01:31:10.770
sure you guys check that out. I want to also

01:31:10.770 --> 01:31:13.649
thank, we have some local supporters, Curry,

01:31:13.869 --> 01:31:17.130
Fort of Valpo, I almost said Curry food. Got

01:31:17.130 --> 01:31:18.810
pizza on the mind. I think I need to get some

01:31:18.810 --> 01:31:21.970
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Barbecue, The Entertainer Magazine, and The Careplace

01:31:31.369 --> 01:31:36.010
of Valpo, Aidan Maloney, and The Accountant 2.

01:31:38.789 --> 01:31:42.770
Thanks. We're this team of anti -heroes. We're

01:31:42.770 --> 01:31:45.770
this team of anti -heroes. The accountant too.

01:31:46.409 --> 01:31:50.170
Oh my god, what a mess. What a mess. Oh god,

01:31:50.310 --> 01:31:53.029
yeah, thanks anyway for listening. Jesus Christ.

01:31:53.909 --> 01:31:55.729
But yeah, make sure you check out his guys being

01:31:55.729 --> 01:31:57.590
dudes and Aidan spelled the right way. It's great

01:31:57.590 --> 01:32:00.210
stuff for sure. Check out my radio show if you

01:32:00.210 --> 01:32:03.590
can after hours streaming at wvlp .org. in the

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01:32:06.390 --> 01:32:09.949
Fridays at 4 p .m. Central, and that does it,

01:32:10.270 --> 01:32:13.550
dude. Damn right. We did it. I hope you guys

01:32:13.550 --> 01:32:16.909
have a great day, a great weekend, and we'll

01:32:16.909 --> 01:32:19.430
see you next week when we wrap up season two.