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Hey everybody, what's up? Welcome to season 2

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episode 3 of the mark mo show My name is Mark

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Maloney, and I'm your host along with AK219

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and Aidan Spelled the right way host Aidan Maloney.

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How are you? It is beautiful. I am feeling beautiful

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and it's just Every day is a blessing, you know,

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it is every day is a damn blessing and there

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are people There are people out there that don't

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quite get that. True. And of course I'm being

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half facetious, right? I get it. Because every

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time I clock into work and like, oh, every day's

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a blessing, of course I'm lying to myself. But

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hey, that's... You're trying to start out the

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right way. Exactly, exactly. You know, get out

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of bed on the right side of the bed, metaphorically.

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But it is kind of true in a way that... every

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day's a blessing, not in the spiritual way, but

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in the factual way of like, hey, you only get

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so many. So that's kind of where I've been at

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recently of just like, hey, go out and have fun,

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or stay in and have fun. Just have fun, right?

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You know, it's too, and I know it's easier said

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than done to break out of bad mindsets or stresses,

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but sometimes take a step back, avoid the big

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picture for a moment, give yourself that. and

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just realize, hey, I'm a human being. I'm going

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to have a little fun. Absolutely. That's where

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my mind's at, and I'm going to have a little

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fun. I love it. I love where you're at with that.

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I'm trying really hard with that right now. Yeah,

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I was going to say, it's a bit topical for you.

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It is, and I promise all of you will get to that.

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You know, just to say a few things before we

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really kind of get into the weeds here. Meat

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and potatoes. The meat and potatoes of this show.

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We'll be producing new content weekly on all

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podcast platforms and YouTube. We will also have

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some one -off interviews coming your way. I've

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got one locked up here in the next couple of

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weeks. Exciting. It's gonna be fun. Somebody

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I've talked to when I was on the radio side of

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things for a bit. And he's a really great interview

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and a super great guy. I can't wait to get going

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with him. And then there's a few others. So we've

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got them lined up. We've got them lined up. There's

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definite interest and I'm super excited to have

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a few interviews in the pipeline. But anyway,

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I mean, they're going to be fun and they're going

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to be informative. So stay tuned. It is the Mark

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Mo Show, but it's like an offshoot a little bit.

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So it's the Mark Mo Show Fireside Chats. Yes.

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Is what that one is called. So if you're on YouTube,

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you'll see a little bit of a different design.

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That's the Fireside Chat. I'm not sure if they

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see it on the podcast side or not. Yes, they

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do. But yeah, so it'll look just a little bit

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different. That's the interview stuff. And that

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stuff's pretty cool too, so give that a listen.

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It's local. It's friendly. It's conversational.

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Yeah, but I think we talk enough generalized

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topics that I think no matter where you're at

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in this country, around the world, I think it'd

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be a good listen for you. Absolutely. Yeah, no

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doubt. But at any rate, if you like The Mark

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Mo Show, check out my radio show After Hours.

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It's on WVLP .org or the TuneIn app on your handheld

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device. It's two hours of uninterrupted Celtic

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punk. I'll rock every Tuesday night at 9 p .m.

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Central Standard Time, Friday at 4 p .m. Central

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Standard Time. You should also check out Guys

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Being Dudes, AK219 on podcast and YouTube, and

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also Aidan spelled the right way on podcast and

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YouTube some of the most entertaining gaming

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content on the web. Well, I appreciate that.

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Thank you. Most definitely. So, you know, I'm

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not to throw out any spoilers, although you can.

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It's your show. If you want to let people know

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what's coming on that. Absolutely. Today, as

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this episode drops, I played a game called Para

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Eyes, which I believe is short for Paranormal

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Eyes, Paranormal Eyesight. It's like Observation

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Duty -esque, like... Anomaly hunting horror style

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game. And this is not my while you were sleeping

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for this week, which we will get to, but perhaps

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it will be in the future. But if you want a little

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sneak peek, you can see me play it on Aiden's

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Belt the Right Way on YouTube. Awesome. I love

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that. I love that. That's great stuff. And, you

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know, I don't know about you, Aiden. This has

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been a chaotic week. Sure. I've got a lot to

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share. But I figured, you know what? I'm gonna

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let Aidan start. And Aidan used to do this a

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little bit on one of his other shows. It was

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like a vibe of the week. A vibe of the week.

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And just kind of sharing some things like that.

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But at any rate, I thought I would just let you

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start. Maybe your week has been semi -chaotic,

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maybe it hasn't. But I thought I would let you

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go first. Yeah, well I appreciate that. And I

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know you've been through a lot. This, of course,

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is my father Mark Moe himself, so of course he

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and I speak outside of this show quite often,

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so not to spoil anything, but I've heard some

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of these spoilers. But... Vibe of the Week, something

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fun, funny, wholesome, or real was... Is. Was.

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Okay. An AK -209 bit where we kind of start off

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the show with something fun, funny, wholesome,

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or real. It's happened in the last seven days.

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So I figured with how we chatted on the phone

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planning this show and everything, it was fitting

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that it kind of got that title in a way. Side

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title. Sure. If you will. Yep. And... My week

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I would say compared to yours has not been quite

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as chaotic Yeah, but more so falls under that

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real section. We're like You know certain relationship

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turmoils or financial stresses have definitely

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been on my mind Weighing me down in a way, which

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is kind of why I opened the show with a little

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optimism sure because Life's too short to get

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caught up in nitpicky things or little stresses

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like that, but that's not to say they don't matter

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or you're invalid for feeling those things when

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you do, because they are valid. And it's kind

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of been tough on and off at AK219 Studios for

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the last, I want to say couple months, where...

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things just aren't going as swimmingly and it's

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not so much like It's not so much an issue of

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a lack of communication or a lack of Income in

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a literal sense. Yeah, it's more so just like

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One of those big -picture issues I was talking

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about earlier where it's like hey the the country

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and the world is kind of fucked Right? Sure.

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Kind of seems against, well, not seems, it is

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against the working class people. And hey, that's

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me. That's you. That's us. So it's, it's just

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tough. And sometimes when things get tough, you

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just got to take a step back and be like, okay,

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realistically, what do I have? You know, I've,

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I've got a mother, a father and three sisters

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that are all wonderful people. I've got a really

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tight -knit friend group. You know, I've got

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a roof over my head and a car that goes places.

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I have nothing to complain about. In the entire

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scheme of things? Yeah. In the big picture, I'm

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bueno. So that's kind of my... It's not very

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chaotic. It's kind of anti -chaotic in a way

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of just like recognizing like I'm really well

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off having what I do. And I'm happy for that.

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That's good. And sometimes you have to look at

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that in that way instead of at what you don't

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have. Because I forget what the full quote is,

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but it's something like comparison is the antithesis

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of progress or something like that. Where if

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you're comparing yourself to what you don't have

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or what you haven't achieved yet, you'll always

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be unhappy. take note of what you got. You know?

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Yeah, because I'm never happy. I look out in

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front of my place, and I see my car parked there,

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and I'm like, well, it's still not that Lamborghini.

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Yeah, right. You open that fridge, and it's like,

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ah, damn. I don't have my 15 T -bones. Exactly.

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But yeah, I get what you're saying, though. Makes

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sense, for sure. Yeah, so that's just kind of

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where my head's been at recently. It's a good

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and a bad thing. It's introspective and of course

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sharing introspective thoughts can give other

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people perspective Which is why I feel comfortable

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doing that but yeah, you know And I know you've

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you've taken some big strides in that in the

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past on a K -219 after dark and other things

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like that. Mm -hmm But yeah, just that mindset

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of being like hey what I have is good Yeah. You

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know, and sure, you are absolutely in the right

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to be angry at your country, at the world, at

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certain economic processes or, you know, systems,

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if you will. But hey, it could be worse. Yeah,

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it could be worse. So, I'm the subject of worse.

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Yeah. A segue. That was perfect. Thank you for

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that. Paul Blart. I appreciate it. Way to Paul

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Blart that one. My week's been insane. If there

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is a roller coaster named Chaos somewhere on

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this earth, I've been on it this week. And I

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guess you could say it all started with a bar

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fight a week ago. Now, now. Before you take any

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accusations or assumptions. Right, exactly. To

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be clear, I didn't start the fight and no one

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picked a fight with me. Okay. So, um, you know,

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that would be... Gosh. Let me be clear. No, uh,

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let me be clear. Let me be clear. Michelle...

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In terms of picking a fight with me, it would

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be unwise for most combatants. now short of the

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other person like being a Navy SEAL or MMA or

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experiencing Krav Maga or what I can certainly

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hold my own my father who was a Golden Glove

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boxer box for the army taught me to box from

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a very very young age and I wrestled some and

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I've taken a little bit of martial arts so you

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know I I know enough. I'll just, I'll put it

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that way. I know enough to hold my own in most

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cases. At any rate, these two behemoths were

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at the other end of the bar. And whatever set

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off the one guy, it made its way down the bar

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in a tsunami of man meat. Ah, man meat. Man meat.

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Not as exciting as you might think. Oh. I know,

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sorry. Sadly, I didn't see it coming until the

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last second. It didn't help. The bouncer that

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night wasn't the regular guy. The regular guy's

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a good bouncer. Military experience, everything.

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He can assess a room. He can defuse things a

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lot of times where it starts. We like this dude.

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Right. The dude that was there, I'm not a fan.

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This dude's like off the C team. Oh no. Okay.

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He's like, as far as a bar back, he does fine,

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but he gets too... Into the vibe of the night

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and is more interested in having fun than protecting

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the patrons in my person Not what you want in

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a bouncer, right? You you want you want a dude?

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He doesn't necessarily have to be surly He has

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to be serious. But he has to be why. They have

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to be serious. So serious, right? Gotta be a

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little serious, right? Society. To at least be

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that guy that people like and respect, but the

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second you make that switch and you get that

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look in your eye, and they've turned your smile

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upside down, everybody's a go -damn. Yeah. So

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I think if you have that ability, that's the

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guy you want. You done goofed it. You done messed

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up, AA Ron. Well, I got knocked off my stool

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because I was on my stool. The man meets coming

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my way. I threw my right forearm and shoulder

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into the dude coming at me. But I mean, just

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imagine standing on the train tracks. It's coming

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through. Right. It's coming through and you're

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on a stool. You have no leverage. No. Zero leverage.

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All the power is in the legs anyway. That's it.

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So, yeah, if I had braced myself, yeah, I would

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have wrecked this dude's lower back for sure.

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But I got knocked off my stool. I flew across

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the bar. And that says something, because I'm

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not a tiny dude either. Anyway, I knocked my

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head on a table. Shit. Landed on the floor. My

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side gets jammed into the metal leg of the bar

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stool that someone's sitting on. And before I

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even know what the fuck is going on, I'm on the

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floor. And I see these two assholes wrestling

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across from me. grab my stool with my feet because

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it's it's like in between whatever they're doing

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and myself and I grab it like with my feet right

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because I'm on the ground right so I grab with

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my feet and I jam the stool into them I just

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go bam and I jam it with my legs my legs are

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pretty strong At that time, this dude grabs my

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left arm and it tends to pull me up. Now, the

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left side of me is what went on the floor and

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into that. Oh, no. He doesn't know. He's doing

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a good deed for the day. He's doing the Lord's

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work. Doing the Lord's work. So he grabs my left

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arm and he attempts to pull me up. Well, he moves

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me about five inches. I shriek. He's like, oh,

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fuck. And so at that point, I at least had enough

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room now where I just like... like a break dance

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move i just spun on my back and towards them

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and put my feet on the ground i reached both

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arms up one dude grabbed one one dude grabbed

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the other and i was able to just bounce up yeah

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so that's that's the proper way if you're going

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to pick someone up that is the proper way to

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do it not with them laying on the ground and

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you're behind them behind their head yeah yank

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on the arm that happens to be injured uh so anyway

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um Like I said, I don't blame him. He's just

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he's trying to do a good thing. That's true But

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when I turn around right I get up I turn around

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I can front these two idiots on the floor because

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my adrenaline's flowing as I say even from when

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I was young and my dad taught me how to box he

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did it with purpose kind of like With great power

00:15:27.220 --> 00:15:29.960
comes great responsibility, right? Oh, yeah,

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so, you know, he said hey uncle Ben. Well uncle

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Ben action He'd always said you know if you ever

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become a bully you're picking on people blah

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blah you're gonna spar some rounds with me right

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that was enough to say i will not do that right

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that is not a problem and i've always just always

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used it as a defense mechanism or if you know

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i had a friend in need you know that's kind of

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sure you know how i did it um but at any rate

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i pop up dudes help me i spin around i'm ready

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yeah i'm ready to go uh and and i'll tell you

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what I'm also a master of fighting dirty. I learned

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that a long time ago. It does not matter. You're

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not in a boxing ring. You're not following a

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set of rules when it comes to a brawl or fight

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whether you're on the street or in a bar. If

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you're talking street fights, you're talking

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survival. I will wear my steel toe and right

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in the jaw. I mean, I don't care. And it shouldn't

00:16:22.139 --> 00:16:25.279
matter to you either. Like, oh, well, yeah, say,

00:16:25.379 --> 00:16:27.299
we're going to fight like Jack Dempsey. Yeah.

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Mock us at Greensbury rules. Now, screw that.

00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:31.879
Let him fight that way. Who's the referee, huh?

00:16:32.039 --> 00:16:34.419
Nah, who's the referee? Hey, low blow. Yeah,

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low blow is right. I'm going to knock your nuts

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up into your... lungs man yeah so at any rate

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the two dudes are gone they when I got helped

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up they must have just they fucking bounced they

00:16:47.289 --> 00:16:49.450
beeline they they did not they did not want any

00:16:49.450 --> 00:16:52.389
other extra curricular activity and the thing

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that meant that really made me mad my friend

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who is a bartender is like oh my god are you

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okay and at that point so much adrenaline I didn't

00:17:00.629 --> 00:17:03.129
feel the pain right so I'm like sure I'm fine

00:17:03.129 --> 00:17:08.730
I'll be fine and So the guy who is acting bouncer,

00:17:08.970 --> 00:17:12.130
C -Team bouncer, he basically was just like,

00:17:12.609 --> 00:17:16.470
ah, I really hurt my wrist. And I felt like Sean

00:17:16.470 --> 00:17:18.930
Michaeling him right to the jaw, man. I just

00:17:18.930 --> 00:17:22.569
wanted to super kick this dude so bad. I'm like,

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you, dude, I'm about to end you. Why would you?

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Dude, you're a bouncer. Yep. It's your job not

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to show weakness. You're surrounded by people

00:17:32.769 --> 00:17:36.450
intoxicated. Right. Who are prone to fight. Yes.

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I hurt my wrist. Oh, okay. Oh dude, I was hot.

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Oh yeah. When he said that, like I was looking

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at the bartender and we were talking and he was

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like coming in the area where you go from the

00:17:47.710 --> 00:17:50.349
bar area to behind the bar. Yeah. He's walking

00:17:50.349 --> 00:17:53.849
down this path and he's just like kind of, I

00:17:53.849 --> 00:17:56.190
really hurt my wrist and he's like moving his

00:17:56.190 --> 00:17:59.730
hand around. I'm like... Do you really want your

00:17:59.730 --> 00:18:02.750
wrist to hurt? I can make that happen for you.

00:18:03.150 --> 00:18:05.470
That adrenaline's still flowing in you. Oh, it

00:18:05.470 --> 00:18:08.369
is. And I'm hot. I'm hot. So the magic disappeared.

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Literally, the bartender closed the bar like

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45 minutes early. She was like, I'm done. We're

00:18:13.450 --> 00:18:16.710
closing. I'm like, whoo, OK. Like, she was over

00:18:16.710 --> 00:18:19.730
it. And I don't blame her. So I stayed at the

00:18:19.730 --> 00:18:23.170
bar a little bit longer, left. Next day, woke

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up bad. Like, wow. Why does my entire side right?

00:18:28.599 --> 00:18:31.059
That's that's not that's not great. And then

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the next day and then Monday came and I'm like

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Yeah, I can't even get out of bed. So we're we're

00:18:37.019 --> 00:18:40.099
gonna yeah work. No, we're gonna take a day.

00:18:40.099 --> 00:18:43.680
We're gonna stay here Maloney needs besides very

00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:46.400
Maloney needs a drink see the song. Yeah, Maloney

00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:49.140
just needs to chill in bed And that's what I

00:18:49.140 --> 00:18:51.920
was doing. So a couple of cracked ribs separated

00:18:51.920 --> 00:18:53.880
shoulder. They've made it for a very painful

00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:57.940
week Lack of sleep. So it's like every time you

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turn or shift, it's like boink, sharp pain, ow,

00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:03.619
okay, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake. So like

00:19:03.619 --> 00:19:05.299
10 minutes of sleep, 20 minutes of sleep, and

00:19:05.299 --> 00:19:07.799
it's just, it's not enough. Right. It's just

00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:10.579
not enough. And then it's like, you know, sometimes

00:19:10.579 --> 00:19:13.079
you are just, you find that spot and you fall

00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:15.640
asleep and you make that shift. Oh, right. And

00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:17.599
now I'm shrieking like a 14 year old girl sitting

00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:20.420
Taylor Swift for the first time. Anytime I sneeze

00:19:20.420 --> 00:19:24.119
or cough. Like I'm at work and I'm like, uh,

00:19:24.180 --> 00:19:26.660
chew, ow. Yeah. And then the girls at work are

00:19:26.660 --> 00:19:29.299
kind of giggling. I'm like, no. Yeah. Okay, I

00:19:29.299 --> 00:19:31.559
get it. It's funny, but it's not. Not helping

00:19:31.559 --> 00:19:34.839
my bruised ribs, but I do understand. Not helping

00:19:34.839 --> 00:19:39.359
my cracked up ribs, but that's okay. So, yeah,

00:19:39.460 --> 00:19:42.359
so other than needing that Monday and the whole

00:19:42.359 --> 00:19:44.720
lack of rest for the week and whatever, be in

00:19:44.720 --> 00:19:47.470
a bad shape. Yeah, just kept moving moving on

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and obviously that means going to work but and

00:19:50.369 --> 00:19:52.009
being as productive as I can because at like

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some point you're like, okay I can either just

00:19:53.549 --> 00:19:56.670
sit at home and be sore and Get like a doctor's

00:19:56.670 --> 00:19:58.289
note and be like, yep. I'm not coming in this

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week, but then it's like well What's the difference

00:20:00.029 --> 00:20:02.430
between being sore here being sore there, right?

00:20:02.509 --> 00:20:04.289
Right. I might as well not waste my days and

00:20:04.289 --> 00:20:06.269
be productive and all that kind of stuff. So

00:20:06.269 --> 00:20:09.819
that's exactly what I did but then like I'm already

00:20:09.819 --> 00:20:12.220
out so I'm like okay it's part of my medication

00:20:12.220 --> 00:20:14.799
I'm gonna have some alcohol because I definitely

00:20:14.799 --> 00:20:19.759
need that for sure so I kind of did that and

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I guess once again being in that chaotic roller

00:20:23.220 --> 00:20:26.430
coaster Now I'm going out and I'm meeting fans

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of this very show. That's exciting. Which is

00:20:28.990 --> 00:20:30.549
great, because sometimes you meet them online,

00:20:30.730 --> 00:20:32.230
they'll leave a comment, which is cool, they've

00:20:32.230 --> 00:20:34.109
been doing that, a little bit of... Shout out

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Curaçao, shout out Germany. Absolutely, shout

00:20:36.750 --> 00:20:38.630
out to all these... Shout out Cambodia, I think.

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Cambodia? Yeah. Cambodia, you just made the list?

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My man. Yep, I like that. Well, that's probably

00:20:44.750 --> 00:20:47.430
too early for that segue, but foreshadowing.

00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:52.039
Yeah, well, yeah foreshadowing for sure But anyway,

00:20:52.220 --> 00:20:54.180
there's some Mark Mo show fans and one guy lives

00:20:54.180 --> 00:20:56.339
in a town called Portage another guy hometown

00:20:56.339 --> 00:20:58.660
here in Valparaiso, Indiana There's about them

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and they kind of dug it and as one guy from Valpo

00:21:01.359 --> 00:21:02.900
is just like yeah I've been listening to your

00:21:02.900 --> 00:21:05.779
show on this and that and they so I kind of like

00:21:05.779 --> 00:21:08.700
this dialogue that we had had and I think it

00:21:08.700 --> 00:21:15.359
was the show titled Oh gosh Not for sale. Oh,

00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:20.519
yeah, and so He had said something about that

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and I answered his question and all of a sudden

00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:25.140
now he's like, okay, I have to sit down. We had

00:21:25.140 --> 00:21:27.059
like a half an hour talk about that dialogue

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and I'm like, this is what I want. That's great.

00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:31.960
So whether you're at home and you want to hit

00:21:31.960 --> 00:21:33.799
us up on the socials and you've got questions

00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:36.160
or comments, whatever, you like what we said,

00:21:36.299 --> 00:21:38.220
you didn't like what, we don't care, just interact

00:21:38.220 --> 00:21:40.059
with us, we're cool. Feedback, yeah. Yeah, we're

00:21:40.059 --> 00:21:42.400
cool, we'll interact with you, but at any rate.

00:21:42.730 --> 00:21:44.730
It was just cool to kind of have that interaction.

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So I guess that was the upswing on that roller

00:21:47.250 --> 00:21:52.430
coaster for for a moment. But I also met a very

00:21:52.430 --> 00:21:56.849
attractive woman. So this happens. I wasn't really

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like talking to her most of that night. She was

00:22:00.150 --> 00:22:02.150
kind of doing her own thing. And she's having

00:22:02.150 --> 00:22:04.529
drinks. So she'd obviously had a day, too. So

00:22:04.529 --> 00:22:07.450
that wasn't a bugger. But she had moved seats

00:22:07.450 --> 00:22:10.089
and came over and sat on my side of the bar to

00:22:10.089 --> 00:22:13.490
my right and then on her other side. Were these

00:22:13.490 --> 00:22:16.970
these couple of fuckboys see last week's episode?

00:22:17.470 --> 00:22:21.309
And they were trying every move in line in the

00:22:21.309 --> 00:22:24.049
millennial guys playbook and let me just say

00:22:24.049 --> 00:22:28.150
it was kind of weak mostly comical But once again,

00:22:28.650 --> 00:22:31.150
I'm letting her do her thing. She can handle

00:22:31.150 --> 00:22:35.230
herself. I'm just gonna you know, nothing Borderline

00:22:35.230 --> 00:22:38.210
illegal is going on or physical so I'm just gonna

00:22:38.210 --> 00:22:41.089
keep it my classic dude bro behavior for sure

00:22:41.089 --> 00:22:43.990
do your behavior absolutely So I just observed

00:22:43.990 --> 00:22:46.890
their feeble attempt to pick her up Feeble is

00:22:46.890 --> 00:22:50.789
feeble weak very weak once again, you know still

00:22:50.789 --> 00:22:52.650
licking my physical wounds and not looking to

00:22:52.650 --> 00:22:55.549
pick anyone up by any stretch At any rate, she

00:22:55.549 --> 00:22:58.170
starts glancing in my direction. I recognize

00:22:58.170 --> 00:23:02.349
the look it kind of had Okay, so I have this

00:23:02.349 --> 00:23:09.779
go -to move It's physical communication as opposed

00:23:09.779 --> 00:23:12.500
to verbal communication because a lot of times

00:23:12.500 --> 00:23:15.599
your face or your eyes can say enough. Body language.

00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:19.200
Body language, baby. And so it's kind of like

00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:23.119
a side smile, a gentle nod. So if you've seen

00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:26.480
that, for example, if you've seen that. That

00:23:26.480 --> 00:23:28.779
Robert Redford where he's the frontiersman, he's

00:23:28.779 --> 00:23:30.940
got the beard and that's that meme where he just

00:23:30.940 --> 00:23:33.920
kind of smiles and does that little nod. It's

00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:36.099
kind of like that and I add like a little side

00:23:36.099 --> 00:23:40.240
smile and a wink. It works like a charm. Yeah.

00:23:40.440 --> 00:23:42.759
Works like a charm. It says everything I needed

00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:44.220
to say without me having to hear it. Without

00:23:44.220 --> 00:23:48.380
a word. Open my mouth. So I executed said move

00:23:48.380 --> 00:23:52.819
and so she grabbed my arm and said let's move

00:23:52.819 --> 00:23:58.299
over here. Away from... Dude bros dude bros Noted

00:23:58.299 --> 00:24:00.880
so as we move down the bar from dumb and dumber

00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:04.319
They looked at me like WTF right and so to be

00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:06.720
honest. I absolutely loved this moment. Just

00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:10.099
loved it I won't go into too much detail as it

00:24:10.099 --> 00:24:12.960
pertains to her, but we talked for the next two

00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:17.019
hours We got very close. I I pulled I pulled

00:24:17.019 --> 00:24:20.160
the reins back when it looked like She was ready

00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:23.880
to jump my bones like she was ready to go So

00:24:23.880 --> 00:24:26.440
I pulled in the reins. But however, I did pull

00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:30.220
digits, which always feels good. Sure. You know?

00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:33.599
And so, okay, one more thing worth mentioning.

00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.920
The guys had closed out their tab. In defeat,

00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:39.279
tail between legs. I get how it works, boys.

00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:41.940
I've had to take that walk a few times myself.

00:24:42.420 --> 00:24:46.920
I'm not infallible. I am not the pope. I'm sorry.

00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:54.440
Da pope. Da pope. The guys that closed out their

00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:56.180
tab, I thought they left. I went up to use the

00:24:56.180 --> 00:24:59.819
washroom and they're coming out. So they gave

00:24:59.819 --> 00:25:03.480
me kind of this mouth open look, kind of astonishment

00:25:03.480 --> 00:25:07.059
maybe, I don't know. And they're like, how did

00:25:07.059 --> 00:25:10.599
this dude sweep in last second and smoke us?

00:25:10.940 --> 00:25:15.140
How? So I smirked and I said, it's always the

00:25:15.140 --> 00:25:17.900
guys you least expect underestimated from day

00:25:17.900 --> 00:25:21.150
one boys. And I just went in the bathroom. And

00:25:21.150 --> 00:25:23.930
it was great. It was fantastic. It felt good.

00:25:24.130 --> 00:25:27.589
Clean. It was clean. It really was. And I guess,

00:25:28.369 --> 00:25:31.069
besides being a low -level menace, I do have

00:25:31.069 --> 00:25:34.430
some quick wit. And in that particular case,

00:25:34.569 --> 00:25:36.410
it came in... They may go hand -in -hand. They

00:25:36.410 --> 00:25:39.529
may go hand -in -hand. For sure. Yeah. So I suppose

00:25:39.529 --> 00:25:43.430
that was not bad. Chaotic. Definitely fits in

00:25:43.430 --> 00:25:46.569
the chaos. Certainly. For sure. Chaotic. Good.

00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:49.480
Or chaotic neutral, maybe. Chaotic neutral, maybe?

00:25:49.779 --> 00:25:52.200
Yeah, I would say. We'll see how the girl with

00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:56.380
the digits works out. God bless her soul. Yeah,

00:25:56.380 --> 00:25:59.200
and there was another night. I met one of my

00:25:59.200 --> 00:26:02.039
friends there, and she was there, and I met a

00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:04.880
lot of people there that night, just on and off

00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:06.299
throughout the night, and sometimes it's great

00:26:06.299 --> 00:26:12.660
to be kind of a regular at a spot, because I

00:26:12.660 --> 00:26:14.440
don't have to go here to meet that person, here

00:26:14.440 --> 00:26:16.450
to meet that person, here to... I can just go

00:26:16.450 --> 00:26:18.509
to my spot and people know where I'm at. Sure.

00:26:18.769 --> 00:26:20.490
And so if I encounter them, it's like, great.

00:26:20.630 --> 00:26:22.869
I don't have to go all over town to meet all

00:26:22.869 --> 00:26:25.450
my favorite people. I can just go here. And if

00:26:25.450 --> 00:26:27.529
they come in, great. And if they don't, I know

00:26:27.529 --> 00:26:29.549
the people at the bar. Right. And I can just

00:26:29.549 --> 00:26:30.869
hang out and talk with them, have a couple of

00:26:30.869 --> 00:26:33.029
beers, watch the game and go home. And that's

00:26:33.029 --> 00:26:36.450
a good night, too. Right. So my one friend was

00:26:36.450 --> 00:26:40.710
there and my one of my other friends from Crown

00:26:40.710 --> 00:26:43.029
Point, she happened to come to Franklin House

00:26:43.029 --> 00:26:45.400
that night. Not sponsored, soon to be sponsored,

00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:51.380
hopefully. And so she pops in. So it's the girl

00:26:51.380 --> 00:26:55.259
from Crown Point and the girl here in Valpo.

00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:59.559
And they both have that certain level of crazy.

00:26:59.880 --> 00:27:04.720
Not bad crazy, just chaos. They fit into the...

00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:06.259
Chaotic neutral. Chaotic neutral. They fit into

00:27:06.259 --> 00:27:08.940
it. They had never met each other. And then they

00:27:08.940 --> 00:27:11.640
did. And I thought, oh boy. Oh, did they click?

00:27:12.859 --> 00:27:16.369
I... had to turn away, because I was about to

00:27:16.369 --> 00:27:19.710
bust laughing. I had no idea it was going to

00:27:19.710 --> 00:27:22.809
happen this way. It's like the fucking gatekeeper

00:27:22.809 --> 00:27:27.430
and the key master. It really was. We have to

00:27:27.430 --> 00:27:29.930
get these two together. Oh, I did. And I did.

00:27:30.029 --> 00:27:31.690
It was so great. There's a few people we have

00:27:31.690 --> 00:27:34.609
to do that with. This happened. I had no idea

00:27:34.609 --> 00:27:36.990
this would ever happen. Like, this is amazing.

00:27:38.349 --> 00:27:40.890
Had to do with like tying a scarf around a neck

00:27:40.890 --> 00:27:44.809
in a lap dance and it was craziness and like

00:27:44.809 --> 00:27:47.990
this Might be the greatest 30 seconds of my life.

00:27:47.990 --> 00:27:53.329
This is fantastic so that that once again not

00:27:53.329 --> 00:27:58.230
bad chaos, but chaos nonetheless or and You know,

00:27:58.230 --> 00:28:02.210
I have to say like Work roller coaster good day

00:28:02.210 --> 00:28:05.490
bad day weird day like it's it's almost just

00:28:05.490 --> 00:28:08.000
like the universe is like oh we're picking up

00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:08.940
what you're dropping. I'm like, no, I didn't

00:28:08.940 --> 00:28:12.460
drop shit. Stop this. I want to get off the roller

00:28:12.460 --> 00:28:14.900
coaster. I would settle for a couple of plain

00:28:14.900 --> 00:28:19.440
ordinary days at this point. But no, that wasn't

00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:23.019
what it had in store for me at any rate. And

00:28:23.019 --> 00:28:25.390
then I had these friends of mine that... that

00:28:25.390 --> 00:28:26.869
broke up so they went like through a breakup

00:28:26.869 --> 00:28:28.869
so it was over the weekend it's like oh this

00:28:28.869 --> 00:28:30.910
happened like a friend came in it was like oh

00:28:30.910 --> 00:28:33.890
this happened i was like what and so like that

00:28:33.890 --> 00:28:35.690
happened but then 48 hours later they're back

00:28:35.690 --> 00:28:37.849
together again so i'm like oh boy that's always

00:28:37.849 --> 00:28:40.509
a sign of a good relationship i'm like i'm like

00:28:40.509 --> 00:28:44.529
wow okay that's that's one of the quickest turnarounds

00:28:44.529 --> 00:28:49.430
in history this is rather interesting and the

00:28:49.430 --> 00:28:51.130
toughest part and i've had this happen a couple

00:28:51.130 --> 00:28:53.519
times in my life where you're like You're friends

00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:55.539
of both of them. Sure. And something like that

00:28:55.539 --> 00:28:57.900
happens. And you're just like, I have to be Switzerland.

00:28:57.960 --> 00:28:59.799
But then there was enough things that happened

00:28:59.799 --> 00:29:03.140
before the breakup where I was like, well, I'm

00:29:03.140 --> 00:29:05.680
kind of supporting one more than the other, at

00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:09.660
least right now. Right. And it just it was messy.

00:29:09.740 --> 00:29:13.799
And I'm like, oh, man, this sucks. And so then

00:29:13.799 --> 00:29:15.900
I heard, well, they're back again. And it's like,

00:29:16.259 --> 00:29:19.880
well, good luck. But like part of me is like,

00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:23.259
you know, maybe. Just a half step removed. Sure.

00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:26.180
From this situation. Because it's like, I don't

00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:29.059
know what's going on. And it's like, I'm just

00:29:29.059 --> 00:29:32.059
going to kind of take that half step out. Right.

00:29:32.099 --> 00:29:35.119
Don't entwine yourself in someone else's crazy.

00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:38.960
If it means potential detriment to your own mental

00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:41.140
state. There's no point. And the thing is too,

00:29:41.220 --> 00:29:43.599
it's like when you genuinely enjoy both of those

00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:47.019
people. And whether it's together or individually.

00:29:48.420 --> 00:29:51.299
And then something like that happens. I think

00:29:51.299 --> 00:29:53.619
you have to do that. Right. I think you have

00:29:53.619 --> 00:29:56.559
to do that. So other than like a couple of text

00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:00.240
messages and like I saw one of them last night

00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:02.279
for like an hour, hour and a half or whatever,

00:30:02.740 --> 00:30:05.500
that was it. And I think I, you know, besides

00:30:05.500 --> 00:30:08.960
having the vibe like, hey, my ribs are really

00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:12.099
sore. And like I try to convince people, oh,

00:30:12.099 --> 00:30:13.759
are you mad at me? Are you upset about something?

00:30:13.779 --> 00:30:17.259
I'm like, no, I'm in immense amount of pain.

00:30:17.259 --> 00:30:20.470
This is, I'm in a lot of pain face. Yeah. And

00:30:20.470 --> 00:30:22.650
it's hard to let people know that, be like, oh,

00:30:22.650 --> 00:30:24.329
is he really mad about something? It's like,

00:30:24.470 --> 00:30:26.069
yeah, he's mad because he's hurt. Right. He's

00:30:26.069 --> 00:30:29.329
mad about being hurt. But in the same sense,

00:30:29.390 --> 00:30:31.210
I'm sure I kind of had that face and that vibe

00:30:31.210 --> 00:30:34.470
last night, but it was kind of like, look, I

00:30:34.470 --> 00:30:36.750
just, you know, I'm in a lot of pain. I'm out

00:30:36.750 --> 00:30:39.430
here. I'm still trying to be somewhat social

00:30:39.430 --> 00:30:41.509
just to not sit at home and be miserable, be

00:30:41.509 --> 00:30:44.490
out and about and be miserable, I guess. But

00:30:44.490 --> 00:30:47.920
so, yeah, that was just part of Part of the chaos.

00:30:48.259 --> 00:30:50.599
You know, that was really part of it, too. And,

00:30:50.599 --> 00:30:52.960
you know, I'm sure things in that realm will

00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:56.119
probably calm down at some point. And whether

00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:58.380
it returns to some assemblance of normalcy, who

00:30:58.380 --> 00:31:00.319
knows? You didn't ever know. That's true. You

00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:03.519
never know with that kind of stuff. But, you

00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:07.619
know, anyway, kind of being on the outside right

00:31:07.619 --> 00:31:10.440
now a little bit is fine with me. Yeah, yeah.

00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:14.880
Just because I don't, you know, I just don't.

00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:18.579
Want in that right? I don't want in that it's

00:31:18.579 --> 00:31:20.759
it's a to a point to or either of them want to

00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:24.160
talk about it be like I am NOT talking right

00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:27.339
find someone else to talk about yeah I'm gonna

00:31:27.339 --> 00:31:28.960
talk about fun stuff. You won't play darts. Yeah,

00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.559
don't drink beer. I'm good. Otherwise, I'm not

00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:34.740
your guy Nope, no, not anymore. No, it's it just

00:31:34.740 --> 00:31:37.980
can't you know, it just can't but that was a

00:31:37.980 --> 00:31:42.920
week that was utter chaos cast walking Anyway

00:31:43.390 --> 00:31:46.190
Quick break, I guess. Yeah, right. Carpe diem.

00:31:46.250 --> 00:32:09.049
Coming up next on the Mark Mo Show. All right,

00:32:09.109 --> 00:32:14.490
everybody, we are back and it is time for Carpe

00:32:14.490 --> 00:32:21.349
diem. Carpe diem. Carpe diem. Carpe diem. Carpe

00:32:21.349 --> 00:32:24.470
diem. When the carpe is diem. Now, if somebody

00:32:24.470 --> 00:32:28.869
copyrights me, yeah. If you take that exact jingle,

00:32:29.289 --> 00:32:31.690
I will see you in small claims court because

00:32:31.690 --> 00:32:34.410
I have no money for big claims court. No, we

00:32:34.410 --> 00:32:36.410
don't. We don't. What do they even call? Oh,

00:32:36.410 --> 00:32:39.609
regular court. Regular court. Regular court.

00:32:40.029 --> 00:32:41.690
Let's see. How much do I have in my pocket? Yeah.

00:32:41.900 --> 00:32:44.920
We might just be taking this into the alley.

00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:49.119
I mean there's just Frontier justice. Yeah, the

00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:51.680
smoke claims court I know is a lead pipe and

00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:54.279
your knee broken behind the CBS. There you go.

00:32:54.339 --> 00:32:58.490
I win that simple. Well, Carpe Diem, that's you

00:32:58.490 --> 00:33:01.230
fine folks. Send us your DMs and reread them

00:33:01.230 --> 00:33:03.670
on air. And you know, it doesn't matter. It could

00:33:03.670 --> 00:33:06.029
be naughty. It could be... It could be nice.

00:33:06.210 --> 00:33:08.569
Could be a question. Yeah. We might answer it.

00:33:08.670 --> 00:33:11.210
We don't have to. No, we really don't. But we

00:33:11.210 --> 00:33:16.269
may. We might. Perhaps. Mayhaps. Mayhaps. But

00:33:16.269 --> 00:33:18.390
at any rate, we get them every week and then

00:33:18.390 --> 00:33:19.710
we decide which ones we're going to talk about.

00:33:20.029 --> 00:33:22.009
So Aidan, what do you got this week? This week,

00:33:22.289 --> 00:33:26.599
our old boy. Chiming in every week though so

00:33:26.599 --> 00:33:30.039
far in season two. Oh, let's yeah ham bone ham

00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:34.180
bone. What up? What do you use? social media

00:33:34.180 --> 00:33:40.000
for most That's a good question Well, I'll answer

00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:44.880
first. Yeah, social media. I would say 75 % give

00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:49.349
or take is promotion of this show talking about

00:33:49.349 --> 00:33:52.069
this show, answering your questions, all that

00:33:52.069 --> 00:33:56.109
kind of stuff. I would put about 75 % on that.

00:33:56.710 --> 00:34:02.369
The other 25 % truly is miscellaneous. It is,

00:34:02.369 --> 00:34:06.849
like me, the one thing I think Facebook's good

00:34:06.849 --> 00:34:09.699
for. is reminding me that a friend has a birthday.

00:34:09.860 --> 00:34:11.659
Sure. I'm like, oh, thank you, Facebook. I forgot

00:34:11.659 --> 00:34:14.079
it was so -and -so's birthday today. Like that

00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:17.579
part, I do appreciate. And then, of course, keeping

00:34:17.579 --> 00:34:20.260
up on local events and things like that, that's

00:34:20.260 --> 00:34:22.440
very helpful. So there's some tools in there

00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:25.460
that are very helpful. So the other 25 % is a

00:34:25.460 --> 00:34:28.340
lot of that stuff. I don't post a ton of photos,

00:34:28.539 --> 00:34:30.559
a lot of graphics as it pertains to our shows

00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:33.349
and stuff like that. but not too many photos

00:34:33.349 --> 00:34:35.250
unless we're out and it's an event and I'm with

00:34:35.250 --> 00:34:38.210
a few friends we snap a few photos uh then I'll

00:34:38.210 --> 00:34:41.489
do that but um yeah so that's about it for me

00:34:41.489 --> 00:34:45.090
yeah I I'm kind of in a similar boat it depends

00:34:45.090 --> 00:34:49.190
whether or not you include YouTube as a form

00:34:49.190 --> 00:34:52.110
of social media very true because most people

00:34:52.110 --> 00:34:55.550
may consider that a form of social media I consider

00:34:55.550 --> 00:34:59.130
it a form of entertainment Sure, where it's kind

00:34:59.130 --> 00:35:01.929
of along the same lines Netflix as yeah like

00:35:01.929 --> 00:35:05.150
a Netflix or network TV or something Yeah, so

00:35:05.150 --> 00:35:09.190
if you include YouTube 90 % of my time on social

00:35:09.190 --> 00:35:11.590
media would be that YouTube because that's most

00:35:11.590 --> 00:35:14.510
of what I watch I'm not a big TV or movie guy

00:35:14.510 --> 00:35:19.730
as much anymore but if you don't a Majority of

00:35:19.730 --> 00:35:24.670
it is spent on reddit prepping for shows or keeping

00:35:24.670 --> 00:35:28.150
up with news or memes or entertainment like that.

00:35:29.010 --> 00:35:32.869
I rarely use Facebook. I rarely use Instagram.

00:35:33.190 --> 00:35:37.429
I don't even use Snap anymore. I find it very

00:35:37.429 --> 00:35:43.099
helpful that I use social media apps less. because

00:35:43.099 --> 00:35:45.780
I feel when I use them more I find myself more

00:35:45.780 --> 00:35:49.159
stressed out or you know you get more FOMO you

00:35:49.159 --> 00:35:51.119
know fear of missing out yeah everything like

00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:53.280
that like oh I'm not doing enough look at what

00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:56.320
X Y & Z are doing that's it's just not healthy

00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:59.059
to put yourself in a situation like that so I

00:35:59.059 --> 00:36:02.500
literally just don't go on them anymore where

00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:06.739
besides YouTube and Reddit I cannot Named the

00:36:06.739 --> 00:36:10.460
last time I posted or interacted on a different

00:36:10.460 --> 00:36:13.940
social media app besides that so Entertainment

00:36:13.940 --> 00:36:18.039
news on reddit Then YouTube that's that yeah,

00:36:18.059 --> 00:36:20.019
that's kind of all I'm not and the only other

00:36:20.019 --> 00:36:22.400
thing for me, too But it's not technically social

00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:25.420
media is like AI stuff cuz like I'll use chat

00:36:25.420 --> 00:36:28.480
GPT a couple times or something Especially like

00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:30.219
if I'm writing about something and I'm having

00:36:30.219 --> 00:36:33.280
a brain fart I throw stuff up there to chat GPT

00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:35.059
and I look and I'm like up and I get my answer

00:36:35.059 --> 00:36:37.780
and It's pretty great. So like it'll comprise

00:36:37.780 --> 00:36:40.260
your thoughts kind of thing, right? Cuz I'm like,

00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:43.119
okay Sometimes I get writers block cuz I do some

00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:45.929
writing sure and I'm like, okay and then and

00:36:45.929 --> 00:36:49.730
I just kind of spew my thoughts into ChatGPT,

00:36:49.949 --> 00:36:51.849
and ChatGPT comes back with something, and I'm

00:36:51.849 --> 00:36:54.449
like, yep, that's what I want to do, and it helps,

00:36:54.489 --> 00:36:57.530
it's very helpful in that way. I suppose social

00:36:57.530 --> 00:37:00.730
media could be harmful as well, but in that case,

00:37:01.369 --> 00:37:04.369
very helpful. Yeah, I would agree. Got a question

00:37:04.369 --> 00:37:08.429
here from our boy Ozzy Austin. I love Ozzy's.

00:37:08.650 --> 00:37:12.389
I'll try, I'll try. Do it. How you going, mate?

00:37:12.769 --> 00:37:15.730
If you were a wrestler, what would your name

00:37:15.730 --> 00:37:19.650
and gimmick be? That's a good question there,

00:37:19.789 --> 00:37:23.210
Austin. I would say it's not necessarily anything

00:37:23.210 --> 00:37:26.190
Australian, because you just heard my attempt

00:37:26.190 --> 00:37:30.530
at an accent, and it is very stereotypical. So,

00:37:31.510 --> 00:37:35.110
you know, when I was a wee lad, I watched a lot

00:37:35.110 --> 00:37:39.079
more wrestling than I do these days. And I kind

00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:42.019
of had this idea because I was a big fan of Randy

00:37:42.019 --> 00:37:45.420
Orton, the Viper, you know. Yeah. So I had this

00:37:45.420 --> 00:37:49.219
in my brain that I would be like the Cobra, you

00:37:49.219 --> 00:37:52.179
know, because I figured like it's not the same

00:37:52.179 --> 00:37:57.400
thing. It's more of a interpolation maybe or

00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:01.079
not so much an offshoot, but like an appreciation

00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:05.780
of that that style of. Wrestling where you're

00:38:05.780 --> 00:38:08.539
like sly and smart about things so I was gonna

00:38:08.539 --> 00:38:12.519
be like the Cobra and like this edgy style and

00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:16.179
not that I would like Who was the Italian guy

00:38:16.179 --> 00:38:20.539
that had the Cobra finishing move? Santino Marella

00:38:20.539 --> 00:38:26.179
John Chana John Chana Not the Cobra as in Santino

00:38:26.179 --> 00:38:30.820
Marella, but the Cobra as in like The same way

00:38:30.820 --> 00:38:34.969
Randy Orton took you know DDP made his finishing

00:38:34.969 --> 00:38:37.010
move his own, I would take the Cobra and make

00:38:37.010 --> 00:38:41.869
that kind of style and appearance my own. That

00:38:41.869 --> 00:38:45.309
is what I would strive to do. Not that I'm nearly

00:38:45.309 --> 00:38:48.750
as muscular or as athletic as Randy Orton, but

00:38:48.750 --> 00:38:52.510
that would kind of be my idealistic. Yeah, if

00:38:52.510 --> 00:38:54.329
I were to be a wrestler, that's what I would

00:38:54.329 --> 00:38:57.170
want to be. I love that I think mine would be

00:38:57.170 --> 00:39:00.489
a representation of where I grew up So that was

00:39:00.489 --> 00:39:03.670
the south side of Chicago. I think it would be

00:39:03.670 --> 00:39:08.730
kind of a brawler alley brawler Union jacket

00:39:08.730 --> 00:39:13.309
blue jeans boots so somewhere along the lines

00:39:13.309 --> 00:39:18.090
of Kevin Owens, John Moxley, Arne Anderson, Ronnie

00:39:18.090 --> 00:39:20.829
Garvin, those kind of guys that just went in

00:39:20.829 --> 00:39:23.250
and punched you in the face. Right. Like those

00:39:23.250 --> 00:39:26.159
would be the kind of guys... that I would have

00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:28.260
that that would just kind of be my gimmick. It

00:39:28.260 --> 00:39:30.739
wouldn't be flashy at all. You know, I'd come

00:39:30.739 --> 00:39:33.119
down to some like hard rock or metal type of

00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:35.639
music and I would just come down and just want

00:39:35.639 --> 00:39:38.199
to punch people in the face, you know, put chains

00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:40.739
around my fist and punch you right in the face

00:39:40.739 --> 00:39:43.280
barbed wire match. I think that's fantastic.

00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:46.340
Like that. That would be that would be kind of

00:39:46.340 --> 00:39:50.820
my vibe because that that kind of fits how I

00:39:50.820 --> 00:39:53.710
would fight, I think. Sure. Sure. And you've

00:39:53.710 --> 00:39:56.530
got to have entrance music to match, right? You

00:39:56.530 --> 00:39:59.349
do. If you're an offshoot of Randy Orton, like

00:39:59.349 --> 00:40:01.570
I would be the Cobra, right? It would have to

00:40:01.570 --> 00:40:06.510
be that edgy, grungy rock entrance music. Whereas

00:40:06.510 --> 00:40:09.710
yours, would it be more aligned with the Mick

00:40:09.710 --> 00:40:15.190
Foley style entrance music? It could. It could

00:40:15.190 --> 00:40:19.480
be something from early Sabbath. I could contract

00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:22.579
Tesla to make my own song just because they're

00:40:22.579 --> 00:40:25.500
just a bluesy hard rock band. Yeah. So yeah,

00:40:25.619 --> 00:40:27.360
something like that I think would be stellar.

00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:30.280
That'd be righteous. Lemmy would be great, but

00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:32.039
Lemmy unfortunately is no longer with us. Rest

00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:35.019
in peace, brother. No doubt. Final question I

00:40:35.019 --> 00:40:38.340
received this week on Carpe Diem's. Digit Dude

00:40:38.340 --> 00:40:46.119
asks, I'm buying Digits $100 ,000 for any finger

00:40:46.119 --> 00:40:49.800
or toe. What are you gonna sell to me? How much

00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:54.780
are you doing per digit? 100k. 100k USD. For

00:40:54.780 --> 00:40:57.960
any finger or toe, what are you gonna sell? Now,

00:40:58.139 --> 00:41:01.500
DigiDude, that's very, I would say generous.

00:41:02.099 --> 00:41:05.420
I never realized my digits would be worth $100

00:41:05.420 --> 00:41:10.159
,000. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'm

00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:14.920
gonna be a little conservative as to what I'd

00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:18.030
give you. I don't want to lose any fingers. I

00:41:18.030 --> 00:41:22.550
feel like they all have their place. But I've

00:41:22.550 --> 00:41:30.769
never really known what purpose the fourth toe

00:41:30.769 --> 00:41:34.230
on either foot provides. Because I know both

00:41:34.230 --> 00:41:38.630
the big toe and pinky toe are necessary for stability.

00:41:39.309 --> 00:41:43.530
But the fourth toe? The ring finger toe? You

00:41:43.530 --> 00:41:48.440
could take both. Take both fourth toes on either

00:41:48.440 --> 00:41:52.539
foot both feet. I only have two $200 ,000 in

00:41:52.539 --> 00:41:56.639
my pocket Yeah, that is a really really nice

00:41:56.639 --> 00:42:00.079
amount of money sure and I just lose both fourth

00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:04.519
toes. I Think I would lock that down like yesterday

00:42:04.519 --> 00:42:08.280
Hmm interesting. That's I wouldn't give up any

00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:12.099
fingers $200 ,000 is plenty for me to feel comfortable

00:42:12.099 --> 00:42:15.380
for a while and it's just gonna cost me a couple

00:42:15.380 --> 00:42:19.239
of fourth toes. Yeah, I can see that. That's

00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:23.500
my take. No fingers. See, here's the thing. Like,

00:42:23.500 --> 00:42:27.519
I would do both pinky toes, but then I think

00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:30.400
to myself, all right, are the pinky toes too

00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:33.719
important for balance? Right. So I do have concerns

00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:36.139
about that. Then I think about a football player

00:42:36.139 --> 00:42:38.219
that used to play for the Miami Dolphins. His

00:42:38.219 --> 00:42:41.039
name is Timmy Two Toes Bowens, and he literally

00:42:41.039 --> 00:42:44.019
had two toes on one foot and played professional

00:42:44.019 --> 00:42:46.880
football. So I'm thinking, okay, if this dude

00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:49.659
can get by and play professional football, maybe

00:42:49.659 --> 00:42:53.659
I could go without a pinky toe or two. Maybe

00:42:53.659 --> 00:42:56.460
you could get rid of the three middle and just

00:42:56.460 --> 00:42:59.699
have the balance toes. Man, that'd look whack.

00:43:00.019 --> 00:43:03.139
It'd look whack, but you'd have 600k if you got

00:43:03.139 --> 00:43:05.400
rid of three middle toes on either foot. True.

00:43:05.500 --> 00:43:07.760
I was being conservative just giving away one

00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:10.889
toe on each foot. I see that, yeah. You've got

00:43:10.889 --> 00:43:14.130
potential. He's got potential. He's got potential.

00:43:15.309 --> 00:43:19.969
I'm going to get rid of both pinky toes. We'll

00:43:19.969 --> 00:43:22.489
just see how we can get by. See how you get on?

00:43:22.929 --> 00:43:25.969
Hey, I'm not a spring chick anymore. I rarely

00:43:25.969 --> 00:43:29.650
do anything athletic, aside from what may be

00:43:29.650 --> 00:43:33.489
going on a hike or working out. Sure. I'm pretty

00:43:33.489 --> 00:43:35.630
sure I could do that with eight toes, so I think

00:43:35.630 --> 00:43:38.960
we'll go without two. and uh yeah take that 200k

00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:42.159
also yeah interesting we picked different sets

00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:45.380
of toes we did yeah yeah i just figured the fourth

00:43:45.380 --> 00:43:48.139
toe doesn't provide as much that the pinky toe

00:43:48.139 --> 00:43:51.039
should but here's what i think i at least from

00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:55.320
my perspective what is one thing even if it's

00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:57.639
just for a moment that causes you immense pain

00:43:58.150 --> 00:44:02.849
And that is jamming your pinky toe on a dresser,

00:44:02.869 --> 00:44:06.190
on a bed, on a chair, and it's just like, ah,

00:44:06.210 --> 00:44:07.929
and then that sets the day for failure. That's

00:44:07.929 --> 00:44:10.050
true, yeah. You start your day slamming your

00:44:10.050 --> 00:44:11.590
toe and then everything just goes downhill from

00:44:11.590 --> 00:44:12.769
there. Immediately in a seller mood. I'm eliminating

00:44:12.769 --> 00:44:15.289
the toe. And I get money. Yeah. Let's do it.

00:44:15.429 --> 00:44:18.210
Hey man, I can't blame you. I can't blame you.

00:44:18.210 --> 00:44:23.610
I like your logic there. That's something. That's

00:44:23.610 --> 00:44:25.650
the last DM I got, but I figure you've got a

00:44:25.650 --> 00:44:29.050
handful yourself. I do. Indeed I do. The first

00:44:29.050 --> 00:44:33.949
one comes from Don't Fret About Me. Hey guys,

00:44:34.050 --> 00:44:36.090
musician from a small town in central Illinois,

00:44:36.570 --> 00:44:39.030
having a hard time making a living at what I

00:44:39.030 --> 00:44:43.570
love. Any suggestions? Oh brother, you know what?

00:44:44.030 --> 00:44:46.889
I would say continue your passion. Don't let

00:44:46.889 --> 00:44:50.849
capitalism be the downfall. of what you enjoy

00:44:50.849 --> 00:44:55.349
doing. But life's a bitch, man. Yeah. What you

00:44:55.349 --> 00:45:00.489
enjoy doing may not be what you make money doing

00:45:00.489 --> 00:45:04.590
for a living. And that's it's pros and cons there,

00:45:04.590 --> 00:45:06.349
right? Because there's a lot of people that say

00:45:06.349 --> 00:45:08.789
if you make your hobbies your job, you will no

00:45:08.789 --> 00:45:11.030
longer enjoy your hobbies. And I know that's

00:45:11.030 --> 00:45:13.250
not true for everyone. Right. But it is true

00:45:13.250 --> 00:45:18.800
enough for some people that perhaps it may just

00:45:18.800 --> 00:45:21.519
continue being a passion for you, and that's

00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:24.920
okay. Of course it'd be nice to get paid for

00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:27.780
what you enjoy doing. That's what I want to do.

00:45:28.019 --> 00:45:30.739
That's why I do YouTube, that's why we do this

00:45:30.739 --> 00:45:34.280
podcast, because it's what we enjoy doing and

00:45:34.280 --> 00:45:37.599
it would be really nice the prospect of eventually

00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:42.079
making money on it. Being monetized, doing what

00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:46.099
you enjoy doing. But the reality is, is you either

00:45:46.099 --> 00:45:51.119
need to get very lucky, you need nepotism, see

00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:55.480
Hollywood for an example, or you just need to

00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:57.139
do it for long enough that you just break the

00:45:57.139 --> 00:46:00.500
system, which is also uncommon, thus falls back

00:46:00.500 --> 00:46:03.699
under being lucky. So I would just say never

00:46:03.699 --> 00:46:06.909
give up your passions. But you got to make a

00:46:06.909 --> 00:46:10.010
dollar somehow in this in this fucking world.

00:46:10.110 --> 00:46:12.469
And I would I would say this, too. You know,

00:46:12.469 --> 00:46:16.090
if you're not, quote unquote, married to where

00:46:16.090 --> 00:46:18.769
you live, I don't know what town in central Illinois

00:46:18.769 --> 00:46:20.949
could be. Gilman wouldn't be awesome. Gilman,

00:46:21.070 --> 00:46:26.750
my man. Be amazing. Blessed be. So, you know,

00:46:26.750 --> 00:46:28.570
if you're from a town of five thousand people,

00:46:28.590 --> 00:46:31.170
if you're a town from a thousand people, if it's

00:46:31.170 --> 00:46:33.989
just not a very big town, I don't know what your

00:46:33.989 --> 00:46:36.190
profession is. Maybe you work at a gas station.

00:46:36.329 --> 00:46:39.110
Maybe you work at a factory. Sure. Maybe you're

00:46:39.110 --> 00:46:41.750
in an office somewhere doing something. But if

00:46:41.750 --> 00:46:45.309
you do something there that you can do anywhere,

00:46:45.789 --> 00:46:48.550
just move to a bigger town that gives you a better

00:46:48.550 --> 00:46:52.030
opportunity to play your music, play local shows,

00:46:52.489 --> 00:46:55.289
local bars and things like that. So it just gives

00:46:55.289 --> 00:46:57.869
you a better opportunity. So I'd say maybe that's

00:46:57.869 --> 00:46:59.710
what you have to do. I know there was a local

00:46:59.710 --> 00:47:04.019
girl here. Her name is Kaia Bryce and She used

00:47:04.019 --> 00:47:05.940
to perform local shows here in Valparaiso. We're

00:47:05.940 --> 00:47:11.980
about 38 ish thousand people here in North Central,

00:47:11.980 --> 00:47:17.539
Indiana and She is now in Nashville. So she's

00:47:17.539 --> 00:47:19.500
taking her skill and she's very skilled. She

00:47:19.500 --> 00:47:21.780
was great She came on my radio show and sang

00:47:21.780 --> 00:47:24.699
and she was awesome She definitely has skills.

00:47:24.980 --> 00:47:28.030
So when she made that move, I was just like You

00:47:28.030 --> 00:47:30.230
get it. It's like, this is what I want to do.

00:47:30.630 --> 00:47:33.010
And you just go to a bigger market and give yourself

00:47:33.010 --> 00:47:36.090
a shot. And so that was awesome. So I would just

00:47:36.090 --> 00:47:38.349
suggest the same thing. If you love what you

00:47:38.349 --> 00:47:41.070
do, whether it's just you play guitar, or you

00:47:41.070 --> 00:47:42.610
play guitar and sing, or whatever it is that

00:47:42.610 --> 00:47:45.789
you do, and you're good at it, you can even use

00:47:45.789 --> 00:47:47.789
YouTube. Put some of your stuff on YouTube and

00:47:47.789 --> 00:47:50.809
get it out there. And give it a shot. But I would

00:47:50.809 --> 00:47:54.530
say, you're in central Illinois. Champagne a

00:47:54.530 --> 00:47:57.489
college town might be a good spot for you To

00:47:57.489 --> 00:48:00.349
play your music local bars and stuff or get to

00:48:00.349 --> 00:48:02.789
know some fraternities play some of their parties

00:48:02.789 --> 00:48:07.469
and stuff perhaps like Springfield or maybe down

00:48:07.469 --> 00:48:10.389
near st. Louis or something, you know, you definitely

00:48:10.389 --> 00:48:12.630
have options. So just think about it Yeah, if

00:48:12.630 --> 00:48:15.150
you can grow a local following you've got the

00:48:15.150 --> 00:48:17.690
potential to grow regional following Yes, you

00:48:17.690 --> 00:48:20.570
can see how this can become exponential just

00:48:20.570 --> 00:48:23.429
go at it, you know, absolutely. Absolutely Give

00:48:23.429 --> 00:48:26.530
yourself a shot, man. At Golden Goose is on the

00:48:26.530 --> 00:48:30.550
loose. Hi, guys. I'm a pretty successful investor.

00:48:30.929 --> 00:48:32.929
I've been doing it since I was a kid. Pretty

00:48:32.929 --> 00:48:35.929
much self -taught. Trump and his bullshit are

00:48:35.929 --> 00:48:40.170
messing up my shit. Well, welcome to America.

00:48:40.510 --> 00:48:42.469
Yeah. That's unfortunately where the fuck we

00:48:42.469 --> 00:48:46.070
are. Now, I love the fact that this dude's been

00:48:46.070 --> 00:48:48.309
doing it since he was, I don't know how young,

00:48:48.469 --> 00:48:54.519
but... that he learned enough on his own to become

00:48:54.519 --> 00:48:56.840
successful, whatever amount of success that is.

00:48:56.840 --> 00:48:59.340
I don't know what it is. But apparently he likes

00:48:59.340 --> 00:49:01.280
doing it, he's good at doing it, and he's made

00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:04.159
his money, and now you have external forces that

00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:07.539
are messing with your plan. Right. And that sucks.

00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:09.760
Yeah. No matter what level you're at, whether

00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:12.199
you're a billionaire level. Whether it's just

00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:15.900
a 401k. Right. You know? Yeah, and you've got

00:49:15.900 --> 00:49:18.579
some other dude who's just being an ass messing

00:49:18.579 --> 00:49:21.590
with your state. It sucks. Yeah, and it's unfortunate

00:49:21.590 --> 00:49:26.730
that an individual has that type of power to

00:49:26.730 --> 00:49:31.530
negatively affect the net worth or retirement

00:49:31.530 --> 00:49:38.829
potential of 100 million people. Yes. So I would

00:49:38.829 --> 00:49:43.159
just say Ah, violent uprising looks pretty good

00:49:43.159 --> 00:49:46.139
today, huh? Yeah. Hypothetically. Hypothetically,

00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:48.780
we're not telling you to take, well, no, I am

00:49:48.780 --> 00:49:50.659
telling you to take to the streets. Sure, sure,

00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:52.840
sure, sure. Go to the streets, but a very good

00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:56.659
friend of mine, very smart, and she is involved

00:49:56.659 --> 00:49:58.900
in local politics, things like that. Yeah, yeah,

00:49:58.900 --> 00:50:01.960
yeah. We had a great conversation one night and

00:50:01.960 --> 00:50:04.239
that conversation basically was you know talking

00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:07.019
about Protesting going out and being heard and

00:50:07.019 --> 00:50:08.900
chanting and getting your point across and all

00:50:08.900 --> 00:50:10.659
that which is your constitutional, right? You

00:50:10.659 --> 00:50:13.980
should do it But the question I posed is one

00:50:13.980 --> 00:50:16.460
that she kind of agreed with it's like what's

00:50:16.460 --> 00:50:19.500
next, right? That's a part of it, but what's

00:50:19.500 --> 00:50:22.099
next? Yeah, so that's that's an important thing

00:50:22.099 --> 00:50:23.760
to figure out and I think we're at the what's

00:50:23.760 --> 00:50:27.699
next stage I agree whatever that might be not

00:50:28.300 --> 00:50:31.940
Not that we're advocating for a violent uprising.

00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:34.360
No. All I'm trying to say is it's a beautiful

00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:37.420
day for a violent uprising. Hypothetically. Hypothetically.

00:50:37.940 --> 00:50:41.800
I mean, if you were to do such things in a game

00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:45.340
like Minecraft. Exactly. You know? Right. You

00:50:45.340 --> 00:50:47.460
hiss at me, we got a problem, is what I'm saying.

00:50:47.780 --> 00:50:49.079
Get a little violent. You're not going to blow

00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:51.300
up in my face. Hypothetically. Hypothetically.

00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:56.239
Creeper. Aw, man. My man. At Hairless Kitty Cat.

00:50:56.800 --> 00:51:01.179
My man. Hi guys, in Chicago in my late 20s and

00:51:01.179 --> 00:51:04.119
I love older men. What should I look for and

00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:06.360
how should I approach them? I would say you look

00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:09.619
for older men and approach them as you are. Let's

00:51:09.619 --> 00:51:11.900
talk to them. I have no other advice for you.

00:51:12.860 --> 00:51:16.559
Just talk to them and if they pick up your vibe,

00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:22.880
you go for it. This is something a lot of people

00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:26.690
don't take into consideration. when looking to

00:51:26.690 --> 00:51:29.550
start a conversation or perhaps something beyond

00:51:29.550 --> 00:51:35.050
a conversation is so many people have amazing

00:51:35.050 --> 00:51:39.210
stories. Yep. And are excited to share them.

00:51:39.409 --> 00:51:42.389
Yes, for sure. Now, they may not want to share

00:51:42.389 --> 00:51:44.730
those stories with a complete stranger, but if

00:51:44.730 --> 00:51:47.469
you're an acquaintance, if you become an acquaintance

00:51:47.469 --> 00:51:50.150
through small talk or chit chat, a couple drinks,

00:51:50.389 --> 00:51:53.530
whatever, people love telling their stories.

00:51:53.710 --> 00:51:57.199
Oh, sure. You know? So, get out there and have

00:51:57.199 --> 00:51:59.099
people tell their stories to you. Tell your own

00:51:59.099 --> 00:52:03.719
stories. I think that is fantastic advice. Yep.

00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:07.579
I would agree. I would also say, if you're in

00:52:07.579 --> 00:52:10.719
Chicago, Valpo's not far away. You can go to

00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:13.900
Franklin House. There might be older guys there.

00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:16.760
I don't know who. There might be older guys there

00:52:16.760 --> 00:52:20.760
that if you drop it, they'll pick it up. That's

00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:26.639
all I'm going to say. To be more serious, if

00:52:26.639 --> 00:52:29.840
you ever find yourself in a bit, no. All we're

00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:32.480
trying to say is drop it low shorty, get low.

00:52:33.300 --> 00:52:36.079
That's what we're saying here on the Mark Mo

00:52:36.079 --> 00:52:44.199
Show. The White Guys podcast. Oh my god. I'm

00:52:44.199 --> 00:52:46.679
sorry. One comment ruins the show. I was just

00:52:46.679 --> 00:52:50.079
going to say, you have to be self -aware. Oh,

00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:54.250
for sure. No doubt if I felt that coming out

00:52:54.250 --> 00:52:57.710
of my mouth Yeah saying the word shoddy and I'm

00:52:57.710 --> 00:53:00.409
like, oh no No, I have to lean in the fact that

00:53:00.409 --> 00:53:03.449
I am in fact really pale incredibly Caucasian

00:53:03.449 --> 00:53:05.829
Yeah, remarkably Caucasian now that's that's

00:53:05.829 --> 00:53:08.610
that's quite all right But at any rate, you just

00:53:08.610 --> 00:53:11.929
be yourself just be yourself and talk and I don't

00:53:11.929 --> 00:53:15.469
know what works for me a lot of times is Even

00:53:15.469 --> 00:53:17.889
though I'm a great talker and a communicator.

00:53:17.889 --> 00:53:23.469
I'm a storyteller. I I will I don't mind being

00:53:23.469 --> 00:53:26.090
the life of the party, but I also don't mind

00:53:26.090 --> 00:53:29.309
being in the corner and observing things and

00:53:29.309 --> 00:53:32.190
picking my spots. Sure. So maybe that's more

00:53:32.190 --> 00:53:34.690
of your vibe where you kind of just go to a place,

00:53:35.030 --> 00:53:37.949
take everything in, kind of observe some things.

00:53:38.250 --> 00:53:40.170
And if there's a guy and you find him attractive

00:53:40.170 --> 00:53:43.449
enough, put yourself in. Put me in, coach. Yep.

00:53:43.489 --> 00:53:45.650
Put yourself in. Just say hello, whatever. You

00:53:45.650 --> 00:53:47.610
have a conversation. If it goes somewhere, great.

00:53:47.949 --> 00:53:49.349
If it doesn't and you've had it for your drinks,

00:53:49.469 --> 00:53:51.139
you had a good night out. True. That's the way

00:53:51.139 --> 00:53:53.320
you gotta look at it. Win -win. It's a win -win,

00:53:53.460 --> 00:53:58.719
no doubt. Last one I've got here is at stonerstanley420.

00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:07.000
Oh, my man, Stan. Oh, boy. I am the DM man for

00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:10.579
Momo and Alan. That you are. That you are, Stanley.

00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:16.539
Happy day. Yeah, it is. I am in the Buffalo,

00:54:16.539 --> 00:54:20.500
Michigan. oh no oh i'm sorry let me let me rephrase

00:54:20.500 --> 00:54:23.500
this yeah i am in the buffalo michigan place

00:54:23.500 --> 00:54:30.320
and it is christmas i cry i am so happy i cry

00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:37.079
everywhere you look i smoke it how are you oh

00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:40.219
my man stan it's it's not christmas but i imagine

00:54:40.219 --> 00:54:44.360
there's a lot of tree up there definitely definitely

00:54:44.809 --> 00:54:47.110
I'm glad you found your happy place, a place

00:54:47.110 --> 00:54:50.530
where it's legal, Cough Cough, Indiana. Not that

00:54:50.530 --> 00:54:55.250
place. You know, God bless your soul, man. I

00:54:55.250 --> 00:54:58.030
mean, you're really out there doing the Lord's

00:54:58.030 --> 00:55:00.809
work, smoking that gun. He may never come back.

00:55:01.409 --> 00:55:03.489
I wouldn't blame him. He may never come back.

00:55:03.690 --> 00:55:06.110
I really wouldn't blame him. You know, living

00:55:06.110 --> 00:55:08.789
in a van. Down by the river. Down by the river.

00:55:08.969 --> 00:55:11.880
Yeah. Doesn't matter which river. But he found

00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:15.300
one where green is legal so indeed. Yeah, that's

00:55:15.300 --> 00:55:18.380
that's pretty great my dog my guy I was wondering

00:55:18.380 --> 00:55:20.219
I was wondering if you would ever find a buffalo,

00:55:20.219 --> 00:55:23.119
but it's actually new Buffalo folks Yeah, he

00:55:23.119 --> 00:55:25.639
was in the Buffalo. He was in the Buffalo according

00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:28.539
to him. He might be in a Buffalo. I don't With

00:55:28.539 --> 00:55:31.059
Stanley you never ever know. It's good not to

00:55:31.059 --> 00:55:34.280
know sometimes it is really It really is. A blessing.

00:55:35.300 --> 00:55:38.460
Indeed. But that concludes our DMs. Hey, reach

00:55:38.460 --> 00:55:41.320
out, socials, all you guys. If you have questions,

00:55:41.539 --> 00:55:45.000
you have comments, whatever, hit us up and we

00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:48.719
are happy to read those on the air. Or maybe

00:55:48.719 --> 00:55:50.820
we won't, but more than likely we will. Yeah,

00:55:50.820 --> 00:55:54.019
absolutely. So anyway, before we hit up another

00:55:54.019 --> 00:55:56.820
break, we have a little segment called The Other

00:55:56.820 --> 00:56:00.079
Foods with Aidan Maloney. So he finds the most

00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:04.360
bizarre foods from around the world. that a billy

00:56:04.360 --> 00:56:06.219
goat would probably turn down. Certainly. Would

00:56:06.219 --> 00:56:08.079
like go up to it and be like, no way in hell.

00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:11.179
Not for me. And Aidan finds them. And so what

00:56:11.179 --> 00:56:14.340
do you got this week? This week, I went to the

00:56:14.340 --> 00:56:18.420
good old disgusting food museum. No, no. The

00:56:18.420 --> 00:56:22.079
legends that have done the amount of research,

00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:24.800
the amount of research I did, because we've had

00:56:24.800 --> 00:56:27.599
the other foods since before the podcast days

00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:30.360
when we were on radio. And every week I would

00:56:30.360 --> 00:56:35.059
put in maybe 30 to 60 minutes of research finding

00:56:35.059 --> 00:56:41.719
a specifically disturbing food and not knowing

00:56:41.719 --> 00:56:45.159
they already did it for me. Which is why I shut

00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:48.579
them out because I have found at least the last

00:56:48.579 --> 00:56:52.260
handful of other foods on the disgustingfoodmuseum

00:56:52.260 --> 00:56:55.599
.com not sponsored but I will shut them out because

00:56:55.599 --> 00:57:00.260
they did the research. Frog juice. Frog juice.

00:57:00.260 --> 00:57:04.019
Okay. This is not a food, but a drink. Drink.

00:57:04.619 --> 00:57:09.380
From Peru. Beautiful Peru. Jugo de Harana. Mmm.

00:57:09.539 --> 00:57:12.260
Or frog juice. Hopefully I pronounced that right.

00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:17.780
A frog smoothie. The frog is killed, usually

00:57:17.780 --> 00:57:21.260
by banging its head against the counter. What?

00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:25.599
Are you kidding me right now? It's head against

00:57:25.599 --> 00:57:28.639
the counter. The frog is then skinned and cleaned.

00:57:29.619 --> 00:57:32.659
I feel like there's, call me crazy, I feel like

00:57:32.659 --> 00:57:36.780
there's more humane ways to kill a frog. Skinned

00:57:36.780 --> 00:57:38.920
and cleaned, put in a blender with water and

00:57:38.920 --> 00:57:41.920
other ingredients such as quail eggs, honey,

00:57:42.199 --> 00:57:47.289
spices, and local plants. Hmm. The quote continues,

00:57:48.030 --> 00:57:52.389
the blended frothy green goo is then strained

00:57:52.389 --> 00:57:57.690
to remove any bone fragments. Oh, you're kidding

00:57:57.690 --> 00:58:00.230
me. It's just a smoothie. Keep an open mind.

00:58:00.590 --> 00:58:05.070
Ah. Street vendors tote the drink as a healthy

00:58:05.070 --> 00:58:09.139
aphrodisiac energy drink. It's considered...

00:58:09.139 --> 00:58:12.519
Oh! Hey, it's their claim, not mine. Giggity.

00:58:12.659 --> 00:58:15.260
It's considered almost a spiritual beverage,

00:58:15.820 --> 00:58:18.579
the recipes having been passed down through the

00:58:18.579 --> 00:58:24.039
generations. Let's see here. The Titicaca frog,

00:58:24.500 --> 00:58:27.960
I swear to God... Ooh, Lake Titicaca! That's

00:58:27.960 --> 00:58:32.679
how it is. The Titicaca frog it's made from is

00:58:32.679 --> 00:58:38.260
critically endangered. Uh -huh. So hey guys perhaps

00:58:38.260 --> 00:58:41.280
stop making that so that we don't lose another

00:58:41.280 --> 00:58:44.119
endangered species I want to button for two seconds.

00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:48.639
Yeah, there is a There's a vial of said frog

00:58:48.639 --> 00:58:52.860
juice. Yes It says frog juice one ounce ingredients

00:58:52.860 --> 00:58:58.440
bullfrog So they just they forgot to add the

00:58:58.440 --> 00:59:01.360
extra shit that is like well, it's just frog

00:59:01.360 --> 00:59:05.760
frog. It's just frog Wow So they took frog juice

00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:08.860
and were like, how about we make it pure? That's

00:59:08.860 --> 00:59:13.000
it. Pure frog juice. They said no local plants,

00:59:13.320 --> 00:59:17.760
quail eggs, honey, or spices. But apparently,

00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:21.920
on Disgusting Food Museum, they claim it's commonly

00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:24.719
given to children and adults alike as a health

00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:31.219
boost, claimed to cure anemia, bronchitis, asthma,

00:59:33.460 --> 00:59:36.619
impotence, osteoporosis, and other ailments,

00:59:37.139 --> 00:59:40.619
and of course is an aphrodisiac. That is, that

00:59:40.619 --> 00:59:46.460
is a crazy cure -all. That is. Holy shit. That's

00:59:46.460 --> 00:59:48.199
unbelievable. Think of how strong those frogs

00:59:48.199 --> 00:59:51.420
must be. No doubt. The strongest part of the

00:59:51.420 --> 00:59:55.059
taste is that of maca, a native root from the

00:59:55.059 --> 00:59:57.860
Andes in Peru. Okay. Which I guess must be the

00:59:57.860 --> 01:00:00.960
local plants they add. because I can't imagine

01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:06.199
a frog tasting earthy or malty. Right. You can't,

01:00:06.300 --> 01:00:08.440
they claim you cannot really taste the frog,

01:00:08.599 --> 01:00:10.940
but the color of the juice distinctly blended

01:00:10.940 --> 01:00:15.500
frog -like color. Not fully smooth, but closer

01:00:15.500 --> 01:00:22.719
to a thick shake. Oh no. What? Oh man. Oh man,

01:00:22.780 --> 01:00:27.719
oh man. That's frog juice, baby. Frog juice indeed.

01:00:28.159 --> 01:00:34.079
Holy cow Just makes you feel alive. It makes

01:00:34.079 --> 01:00:38.559
you feel something Fear fear running to the bathroom.

01:00:38.559 --> 01:00:40.320
I don't know. That's that's fight -or -flight

01:00:40.320 --> 01:00:43.000
response just by the thought of frog juice frog

01:00:43.000 --> 01:00:46.179
juice No doubt. Yeah hundred percent. Hmm Wow.

01:00:46.179 --> 01:00:48.599
Well, thank you for that. Oh, it's my pleasure

01:00:48.599 --> 01:00:51.440
for that little bit of information there I think

01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:53.900
we can never forget that one. At any rate, hey,

01:00:53.900 --> 01:00:57.019
why don't we take a break while we think on frog

01:00:57.019 --> 01:01:02.059
juice? And we will be back in just a few with

01:01:02.059 --> 01:01:05.659
our feature segment, You Just Made the List,

01:01:05.780 --> 01:01:17.340
my friends. All right, we're back from the break

01:01:17.340 --> 01:01:21.099
and it is time for You Just Made the List. We

01:01:21.099 --> 01:01:24.119
make a top 10 list, 10 to two, number one big

01:01:24.119 --> 01:01:29.260
reveal. And let me get the... Look at that rule

01:01:29.260 --> 01:01:32.099
book. Gotta look at the rule book. Let's see,

01:01:32.380 --> 01:01:37.300
page one, there are no rules. Oh, good. That's

01:01:37.300 --> 01:01:40.280
great. I love rule books that have that exact

01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:43.699
wording. I do too. No fine print. Technically,

01:01:43.840 --> 01:01:45.769
there probably is one rule though. That there

01:01:45.769 --> 01:01:48.489
is no rules. Oh, kind of paradoxical in nature,

01:01:48.670 --> 01:01:50.570
but I'm not going to question it. Nope. It's

01:01:50.570 --> 01:01:53.489
easier for us. Right, exactly. Then we become

01:01:53.489 --> 01:01:55.429
a Doctor Who episode and we don't want to do

01:01:55.429 --> 01:02:10.750
that. Everybody was like, what the fuck is wrong

01:02:10.750 --> 01:02:13.110
with these guys? Well, if you see white Converse

01:02:13.110 --> 01:02:15.369
in a nice blue suit, you know it's a David Tennant

01:02:15.369 --> 01:02:18.929
episode. That's right. And if you are encountering

01:02:18.929 --> 01:02:23.190
a Fez because, well, Fez's are cool. Or Stetson.

01:02:23.530 --> 01:02:27.530
Stetson's are cool. That's right. My man. My

01:02:27.530 --> 01:02:30.230
man. Good old Matt Smith. Where are your eyebrows,

01:02:30.250 --> 01:02:34.090
brother? No doubt. No doubt about that. Well,

01:02:34.349 --> 01:02:37.739
the list this week is... your favorite ethnic

01:02:37.739 --> 01:02:40.440
food now to be clear we are americans is the

01:02:40.440 --> 01:02:46.659
united states so i think america fuck yeah so

01:02:46.659 --> 01:02:50.840
my man anything ethnic would be of course outside

01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:53.500
of america so we're not gonna put meatloaf we're

01:02:53.500 --> 01:02:55.639
not gonna put pork chops and steak we're not

01:02:55.639 --> 01:02:57.900
going hot dogs and burgers although there is

01:02:57.900 --> 01:03:00.780
no rules so let's say hypothetically i may have

01:03:00.780 --> 01:03:05.179
you may and be like well hamburger There's hamburger

01:03:05.179 --> 01:03:09.039
and burger and blind so it's it's brought worst

01:03:09.039 --> 01:03:13.000
and blind Exactly. So here here we're gonna we're

01:03:13.000 --> 01:03:14.739
gonna do our ten through two and our number one

01:03:14.739 --> 01:03:19.000
of ethnic foods So I'll get things started. I

01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:23.139
do have a few Honorable mentions as it were honorable

01:03:23.139 --> 01:03:30.539
Honorable mentions cool whip cool whip. Why do

01:03:30.539 --> 01:03:34.389
you say it like that whip? Say cool Cool. Say

01:03:34.389 --> 01:03:40.150
whip. Whip. Cool. Whip. Love it. You're welcome,

01:03:40.409 --> 01:03:42.510
ladies and gentlemen. Idiots on this side. Pre

01:03:42.510 --> 01:03:45.929
-recited. Not recited at all. Not at all. So

01:03:45.929 --> 01:03:49.769
we have the option, because there are no rules,

01:03:49.829 --> 01:03:51.710
to do honorable mentions. So I do have a few

01:03:51.710 --> 01:03:54.789
honorable mentions. Word. Big ziti is on there.

01:03:55.050 --> 01:03:58.929
Oh, my man. Oh, is that why the bacon is ziti?

01:04:00.130 --> 01:04:03.429
Like that ziti. I'm a big fan of cashew chicken.

01:04:03.710 --> 01:04:06.750
Oh, I love it. I don't think they cook with cashews

01:04:06.750 --> 01:04:11.170
near enough. Nuts in general are so avoided in

01:04:11.170 --> 01:04:13.409
savory food for some reason. Yeah, I love nuts.

01:04:13.590 --> 01:04:18.349
Yeah, me too. Man meat. What? Weren't we just

01:04:18.349 --> 01:04:21.539
talking about that? You know. Let's not go back

01:04:21.539 --> 01:04:25.079
to last week where I said how much I enjoyed

01:04:25.079 --> 01:04:28.260
having meat in my mouth. Oh sure, but you do

01:04:28.260 --> 01:04:31.940
but I According to urban legend according to

01:04:31.940 --> 01:04:34.760
recording every legend. I enjoy meat in my mouth

01:04:34.760 --> 01:04:39.019
and now I do enjoy nuts I mean while in there

01:04:39.019 --> 01:04:45.800
while in the neighborhood um so Yeah, hey Cashew

01:04:45.800 --> 01:04:48.739
chicken awesome. I love orange chicken as well

01:04:49.150 --> 01:04:51.969
I like Pad Thai. I don't have Thai food near

01:04:51.969 --> 01:04:54.769
enough. So true. But I do enjoy Pad Thai quite

01:04:54.769 --> 01:04:58.429
a bit. Pot stickers, I love pot stickers and

01:04:58.429 --> 01:05:01.030
I could just get like so good 12 of them and

01:05:01.030 --> 01:05:03.590
just eat them could be a meal It could be a meal

01:05:03.590 --> 01:05:05.190
just give me a bunch of hot stickers for me.

01:05:05.210 --> 01:05:08.989
It is man. Why not? Chinese sponge cake. I love

01:05:08.989 --> 01:05:11.949
Chinese sponge cake you walk around like in Chicago.

01:05:11.949 --> 01:05:14.610
For example, you got Chinatown You have little

01:05:14.610 --> 01:05:17.730
Vietnam which is up by like Argyle Avenue You

01:05:17.730 --> 01:05:20.050
can get the sponge cake at either place. You

01:05:20.050 --> 01:05:21.750
just get a little bakery as you walk in there

01:05:22.039 --> 01:05:24.320
And they have all sorts of really cool things

01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:26.039
that are different from your standard bakery

01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:30.260
true and Chinese sponge cake is good Last honorable

01:05:30.260 --> 01:05:33.139
mention spring rolls. I do enjoy spring rolls

01:05:33.139 --> 01:05:34.780
They're just they're very light, but they're

01:05:34.780 --> 01:05:36.960
crunchy and they're a little bit of soy sauce

01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:41.400
for that salty Yeah, beautiful Now we're on to

01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:46.880
the top ten number ten. It's a tie With heroes.

01:05:47.059 --> 01:05:51.500
Oh my man And you meant a euro and forget about

01:05:51.500 --> 01:05:56.500
it and then pierogies. Oh, dude Dude, a lot of

01:05:56.500 --> 01:05:59.119
pierogies. You went Greek and Polish. Greek and

01:05:59.119 --> 01:06:01.760
Polish. Holy. Greek and Polish. I know they love

01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:04.320
each other. Sounds like this girl I want now.

01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:07.059
Never mind. Number nine. What about the man meat?

01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:11.739
Who says you can't have both, Aidan? My man.

01:06:12.139 --> 01:06:16.190
Number nine, lasagna. Huge lasagna, or as I like

01:06:16.190 --> 01:06:19.070
to call it, pasta cake. I always call it Garfield's

01:06:19.070 --> 01:06:21.750
favorite. Oh, it is. Why not? Garfield knows

01:06:21.750 --> 01:06:26.670
what's up. Where's the lasagna, John? Love some

01:06:26.670 --> 01:06:30.849
lasagna. Number eight, Mongolian beef. Love me

01:06:30.849 --> 01:06:34.349
some Mongolian beef. Good stuff. Number seven,

01:06:34.630 --> 01:06:37.650
shepherd's pie. Oh, my man. Shepherd's pie or

01:06:37.650 --> 01:06:39.789
you could go the English version cottage pie

01:06:39.789 --> 01:06:42.730
differences ground beef versus lamb lamb I like

01:06:42.730 --> 01:06:44.710
them both prefer the lamb, but I'll eat either

01:06:44.710 --> 01:06:49.570
one absolutely number six chicken parmigiana

01:06:49.570 --> 01:07:01.139
Fucking cooking here Every Italian is insulted

01:07:01.139 --> 01:07:03.199
unless they're big fans of the Sopranos and they're

01:07:03.199 --> 01:07:06.800
probably kids. Number five, sweet and sour chicken.

01:07:07.159 --> 01:07:09.960
Probably my favorite Chinese dish. I just love

01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:12.840
it because it's not like any chicken nugget.

01:07:13.000 --> 01:07:14.780
Like you go to a fast food place or anything,

01:07:15.340 --> 01:07:18.000
chicken nuggets are all pretty similar. And then

01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:20.820
like what you get with sweet and sour chicken,

01:07:21.019 --> 01:07:24.789
it's like, how did they? It's not a sauce, it's

01:07:24.789 --> 01:07:27.909
a hug. It hugs your taste buds. It really does.

01:07:28.210 --> 01:07:31.849
It really makes them taste friends. You get these

01:07:31.849 --> 01:07:35.610
salty little chicken puffs and then you have

01:07:35.610 --> 01:07:40.469
this sweet yet sour sauce. This is wonderful.

01:07:40.590 --> 01:07:42.469
And sometimes they put the fruit in there. Sometimes

01:07:42.469 --> 01:07:45.250
there's chunks of pineapple and chunks of other

01:07:45.250 --> 01:07:47.550
things in there. Sometimes they put peppers in

01:07:47.550 --> 01:07:49.429
there too, which is nice. It accents the meat

01:07:49.429 --> 01:07:52.889
in such a way. In such a way. No. Call me Noam

01:07:52.889 --> 01:07:55.969
Chomsky the way I'm eating that shit. Yeah, you.

01:07:55.989 --> 01:08:00.590
My man. Number four, poutine. That is French

01:08:00.590 --> 01:08:02.070
-Canadian. A Canadian classic. Technically, it

01:08:02.070 --> 01:08:04.869
is a Canadian classic. Fuck the French. and god

01:08:04.869 --> 01:08:08.010
bless you france but for listening yes uh but

01:08:08.010 --> 01:08:10.969
anyway number three burritos love me a good burro

01:08:10.969 --> 01:08:13.869
man oh yeah uh no matter where it comes from

01:08:13.869 --> 01:08:17.130
especially if it's like two in the morning i

01:08:17.130 --> 01:08:18.949
used to do that a lot when i was younger you're

01:08:18.949 --> 01:08:21.670
out you're drinking it was like you had a couple

01:08:21.670 --> 01:08:23.670
of options one of those was always a burrito

01:08:23.670 --> 01:08:27.140
from elfamous man oh it was so good And number

01:08:27.140 --> 01:08:30.680
two, tacos. Oh, yeah. Get me some tacos. Street

01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:33.720
tacos. Just beautiful. Street tacos. We got a

01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:35.739
couple taco trucks in town here that are really

01:08:35.739 --> 01:08:39.140
great. Get that Mexicano style, you know, with

01:08:39.140 --> 01:08:43.659
the onions and cilantro. Dude. Dude! If I had

01:08:43.659 --> 01:08:47.340
a taco truck... Right. I know that sometimes

01:08:47.340 --> 01:08:49.979
there's rules. We can't park close to another

01:08:49.979 --> 01:08:53.079
restaurant if you have a food truck But if you're

01:08:53.079 --> 01:08:55.840
close enough to the area where the bars are do

01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:58.720
people are coming out at 2 in the morning Look,

01:08:58.760 --> 01:09:02.720
we crave we work great We've just had a bunch

01:09:02.720 --> 01:09:05.699
of beer imbibed if you will right and we just

01:09:05.699 --> 01:09:08.140
like we need to soak it up man And we're like,

01:09:08.239 --> 01:09:10.739
what do we need if you got a taco truck need

01:09:10.739 --> 01:09:13.619
tacos? We're coming. Oh, yeah, we're coming for

01:09:13.619 --> 01:09:19.659
sure Anyway, I was going to leave that silence

01:09:19.659 --> 01:09:22.779
for you. I'm like, this has to go somewhere.

01:09:23.220 --> 01:09:24.840
Can't leave that moment of silence in there for

01:09:24.840 --> 01:09:27.199
sure. I'm going to leave my number one, Aidan.

01:09:27.680 --> 01:09:32.880
Please tag in. I went by region. I went by region

01:09:32.880 --> 01:09:36.979
slash country because I knew I know what I like.

01:09:37.420 --> 01:09:41.659
but usually I crave dishes spontaneously, you

01:09:41.659 --> 01:09:44.920
know? And that's like a biological thing, like

01:09:44.920 --> 01:09:48.840
you crave dishes based on your nutritional needs,

01:09:49.180 --> 01:09:52.920
but I crave these regions and these countries

01:09:52.920 --> 01:09:56.220
in this order from 10 to 2, saving my number

01:09:56.220 --> 01:10:00.439
1. Number 10 is Korean. Korean food is wonderful.

01:10:01.180 --> 01:10:04.279
Specifically, in my opinion, Korean barbecue

01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:08.329
is... Oh, good. Oh, it's killer. You fucking

01:10:08.329 --> 01:10:11.050
with that kimchi? I fuck with the kimchi, too.

01:10:11.350 --> 01:10:14.729
You know, I'm not huge on fermented food. Fermented

01:10:14.729 --> 01:10:18.090
beverages count me in. Fermented foods, I'm usually

01:10:18.090 --> 01:10:22.149
a little more reserved, but kimchi is very tasty,

01:10:22.310 --> 01:10:25.229
especially when involved in other dishes. Number

01:10:25.229 --> 01:10:32.590
nine, Cuban. Cubano food. Oh. Yeah. It's so special.

01:10:32.829 --> 01:10:35.890
on the taste buds the taste friends yes it's

01:10:35.890 --> 01:10:39.270
so special number eight mediterranean which would

01:10:39.270 --> 01:10:43.930
include that grecian euro sure mentioned it includes

01:10:43.930 --> 01:10:49.909
that shawarma falafel dude dude that's good stuff

01:10:49.909 --> 01:10:52.909
you put it on a pita i'm gonna like it Anything

01:10:52.909 --> 01:10:56.069
just throw just throw all sorts of throw garbage

01:10:56.069 --> 01:10:58.569
juice on a PDA. I would be like, thank you. Here's

01:10:58.569 --> 01:11:04.069
$30 No question number seven. Here's why I went

01:11:04.069 --> 01:11:09.109
a little different American Midwestern Because

01:11:09.109 --> 01:11:12.770
it is a region to foreigners. It would be ethnic

01:11:12.770 --> 01:11:16.069
in a way. Mm -hmm I'm stretching the rules, but

01:11:16.069 --> 01:11:19.229
that's okay American Midwestern specifically

01:11:19.229 --> 01:11:22.270
the Chicago style you're talking Tavern style

01:11:22.270 --> 01:11:27.510
pizza. Oh Italian shut the fuck up. It's Chicago

01:11:27.510 --> 01:11:31.170
Tavern style pizza you're talking that the big

01:11:31.170 --> 01:11:34.989
foot long of bread just Filled with Italian beef

01:11:34.989 --> 01:11:37.170
and I know I just said the word Italian, but

01:11:37.170 --> 01:11:40.109
hey, it's a Chicago invention Chicago invention

01:11:40.109 --> 01:11:43.510
American Midwestern number seven. Okay easily

01:11:43.510 --> 01:11:47.149
Number six Chinese food. Yeah, dude. Yeah, baby

01:11:47.149 --> 01:11:51.159
crab rangoons count me in You're talking any

01:11:51.159 --> 01:11:55.159
type of roll, any type of roll. Same thing with

01:11:55.159 --> 01:11:56.899
the pita, you could put anything in that roll,

01:11:56.899 --> 01:11:59.600
I'm gonna like it. You put motor oil in there.

01:12:00.399 --> 01:12:03.579
Thank you. Spring roll, egg roll, cinnamon roll,

01:12:03.920 --> 01:12:05.840
whatever you, whatever, whatever. Alright, maybe

01:12:05.840 --> 01:12:08.020
not that last one, but I mean, they're good at

01:12:08.020 --> 01:12:12.000
rolls. The Cinnabon special, very Chinese. Number

01:12:12.000 --> 01:12:16.569
five on my list is Indian food. I... Love Indian

01:12:16.569 --> 01:12:18.369
food the combination. I didn't think about Indian.

01:12:18.630 --> 01:12:23.229
Yeah the combination of spices curry I mean dude

01:12:23.229 --> 01:12:27.250
cumin as a spice is so Underrated in American

01:12:27.250 --> 01:12:30.670
cuisine chicken curry is really good butter chicken

01:12:30.670 --> 01:12:35.569
is amazing. Yeah that too. Yep Unbelievable number

01:12:35.569 --> 01:12:38.350
five on my list. I went there again American

01:12:38.350 --> 01:12:41.939
Southern You're talking comfort food. You're

01:12:41.939 --> 01:12:45.680
talking biscuits and gravy It's chicken fried

01:12:45.680 --> 01:12:49.359
steak country fried steak. I mean, it's just

01:12:49.359 --> 01:12:53.180
it's not ethnic in the sense that we as Americans

01:12:53.180 --> 01:12:55.439
know it But if somebody from Japan's coming here,

01:12:55.600 --> 01:12:58.479
it's like to them. That's right That was my that

01:12:58.479 --> 01:13:01.020
was my interpretation and that's why it's number

01:13:01.020 --> 01:13:04.039
four because I really like southern food Number

01:13:04.039 --> 01:13:11.420
three on my list is Italian There is so much

01:13:11.420 --> 01:13:15.680
Italian food and of course with immigration there

01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:19.720
are a lot of Italians and Irish in our part of

01:13:19.720 --> 01:13:24.720
America so we we are blessed with wonderful Italian

01:13:24.720 --> 01:13:27.159
food oh for sure kind of everywhere you're talking

01:13:27.159 --> 01:13:30.260
any type of noodle dish any type of pizza dish

01:13:30.260 --> 01:13:34.359
we have it which is a blessing Number two on

01:13:34.359 --> 01:13:37.619
my list. I don't know if you'll agree, but it's

01:13:37.619 --> 01:13:41.039
number two because I enjoy it. Japanese and sushi.

01:13:41.500 --> 01:13:46.359
Go hand in hand. And I, I mean, Japanese do noodles

01:13:46.359 --> 01:13:49.920
well. Beef udon, man. Beef udon. That's good

01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:53.779
stuff. Japanese and Italians do noodles fantastically.

01:13:53.779 --> 01:13:56.760
Noodles of noodles. Noodles of noodles, fantastically.

01:13:57.239 --> 01:14:01.670
And I am a huge sushi guy. You're talking raw,

01:14:02.149 --> 01:14:06.210
cooked, any of it. It is one of the only fish

01:14:06.210 --> 01:14:08.590
dishes I really enjoy. I'm not a big seafood

01:14:08.590 --> 01:14:12.369
guy, but if it's in a roll, if it's in a, what

01:14:12.369 --> 01:14:16.649
are they, that seaweed roll, that's just, that's

01:14:16.649 --> 01:14:19.310
right up my alley. You like it, huh? I love Japanese

01:14:19.310 --> 01:14:22.970
food. That's number two on my list. Okay. That

01:14:22.970 --> 01:14:26.890
brings us to number one. And number one, May

01:14:26.890 --> 01:14:28.970
or may not be controversial, but I said pizza.

01:14:29.550 --> 01:14:32.949
And the reason I say pizza is because it came

01:14:32.949 --> 01:14:39.590
from Italy. Even though the Italian pizza, or

01:14:39.590 --> 01:14:42.729
how they perceive pizza to be there currently,

01:14:43.369 --> 01:14:46.390
is different than New York style pizza, is different

01:14:46.390 --> 01:14:49.350
than New Haven style, is different than Detroit

01:14:49.350 --> 01:14:53.050
style, is different than Chicago, both deep dish

01:14:53.050 --> 01:14:56.119
and ore tavern style. It's just... Different

01:14:56.119 --> 01:15:00.680
it's it's more like the crust in Italy is more

01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:02.539
like if you're familiar with like a naan bread

01:15:02.539 --> 01:15:06.180
It's more like that more focaccia or something

01:15:06.180 --> 01:15:10.800
more something like that It's just different

01:15:10.800 --> 01:15:15.100
how they make margarita style. Yeah. Yep in a

01:15:15.100 --> 01:15:18.220
way. Yeah so it's the Italian style is different

01:15:18.220 --> 01:15:22.880
but pizza's pizza and I love it in all its forms.

01:15:23.180 --> 01:15:25.880
I do have my favorites. I think Chicago Tavern

01:15:25.880 --> 01:15:29.340
style is by far the best. There's some that do

01:15:29.340 --> 01:15:31.479
better than others, but in general, it's the

01:15:31.479 --> 01:15:34.619
best. I do enjoy a deep dish, but for anybody

01:15:34.619 --> 01:15:37.010
that... Especially if you live someplace where

01:15:37.010 --> 01:15:39.130
you can eat it every day number one, you're not

01:15:39.130 --> 01:15:41.729
gonna want to write every day Because you're

01:15:41.729 --> 01:15:43.750
gonna have one slice and that's your meal. That's

01:15:43.750 --> 01:15:45.989
literally that's that's it It's worth your dollar

01:15:45.989 --> 01:15:49.029
because a whole pizza is eight meals. Yeah, you

01:15:49.029 --> 01:15:51.149
literally take it home freeze it You're gonna

01:15:51.149 --> 01:15:53.670
have lunch and dinner for a week. Yeah, there's

01:15:53.670 --> 01:15:57.350
a lot to it but you know, and even in New Haven

01:15:57.350 --> 01:16:01.590
or Detroit. Detroit's pretty good. There's so

01:16:01.590 --> 01:16:03.170
many different styles, so many different ways

01:16:03.170 --> 01:16:04.810
to make it, so many different ingredients. I

01:16:04.810 --> 01:16:07.739
just love All of the different options. Yes,

01:16:07.859 --> 01:16:10.260
I would agree. And that's kind of the reason

01:16:10.260 --> 01:16:12.500
Italian made number three on my list is because

01:16:12.500 --> 01:16:15.579
of that love for pizza that we share. Indeed.

01:16:16.060 --> 01:16:18.659
Number one on my list is Mexican food, though.

01:16:18.720 --> 01:16:21.840
As a whole, I know it's very encompassing, but

01:16:21.840 --> 01:16:23.859
you mentioned tacos, you mentioned burritos.

01:16:24.100 --> 01:16:28.680
Both of those would be within that realm. And

01:16:28.680 --> 01:16:33.020
it's just, it's so good. Yeah, it's good. It's

01:16:33.020 --> 01:16:37.100
so good. Nachos, dude? Holy. Well, see, that's

01:16:37.100 --> 01:16:39.420
the thing. And once again, especially if you

01:16:39.420 --> 01:16:44.960
get an ethnic food that I guess you can eat so

01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:47.939
much of it on a budget too. Sure. Like, dude,

01:16:48.039 --> 01:16:50.319
just go and get your favorite tortilla chips

01:16:50.319 --> 01:16:53.880
and get some salsa, get some cheese, maybe a

01:16:53.880 --> 01:16:56.220
little sour cream. And for just a few bucks,

01:16:56.460 --> 01:16:58.619
you've got a meal. Yeah. You definitely have

01:16:58.619 --> 01:17:00.890
a meal. It's pretty great. And sometimes we used

01:17:00.890 --> 01:17:03.250
to do chips and cheese. That's that's kind of

01:17:03.250 --> 01:17:05.329
I don't know if it's a hack per se But it's like

01:17:05.329 --> 01:17:07.329
if you just don't have a lot in the fridge or

01:17:07.329 --> 01:17:09.390
whatever If you got a bag of chips throw them

01:17:09.390 --> 01:17:12.289
on a pan And if you've got some cheese a couple

01:17:12.289 --> 01:17:14.329
of different types of cheeses sprinkle it on

01:17:14.329 --> 01:17:16.829
top throw it in the oven cheese man Yeah, I love

01:17:16.829 --> 01:17:19.909
cheese and beans. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. I love

01:17:19.909 --> 01:17:26.050
that, dude Now we're on to review preview and

01:17:26.050 --> 01:17:29.439
last week this was a preview and I'm going to

01:17:29.439 --> 01:17:33.479
give the official review. The Thunderbolts, the

01:17:33.479 --> 01:17:37.199
unconventional team of anti -heroes, and they

01:17:37.199 --> 01:17:40.560
find themselves ensnared in a lethal trap orchestrated

01:17:40.560 --> 01:17:46.319
by Valentina Allegra de Fontaine. So it has Bucky,

01:17:46.739 --> 01:17:49.140
it has John Walker and the Red Guardian and Ghost

01:17:49.140 --> 01:17:55.840
and Taskmaster, and Yelena Bello... Excuse me.

01:17:55.880 --> 01:17:59.319
Oh man, bring that up again. That's a mouthful.

01:17:59.539 --> 01:18:02.579
That was a mouthful. Yelena Belova, who is the

01:18:02.579 --> 01:18:05.319
original Black Widow's sister. Really good stuff,

01:18:05.760 --> 01:18:09.399
and so I really love the fact that like it's

01:18:09.399 --> 01:18:12.800
just these these heroes, well not heroes, people

01:18:12.800 --> 01:18:17.680
with... exceptional abilities yeah and they have

01:18:17.680 --> 01:18:19.960
not always been on the side of good quite frankly

01:18:19.960 --> 01:18:23.060
they've they've been they've been villains a

01:18:23.060 --> 01:18:26.600
time mixed yeah definitely definitely in this

01:18:26.600 --> 01:18:29.920
case though anti -heroes and out of necessity

01:18:29.920 --> 01:18:34.109
they form a team The entire plot, the way they

01:18:34.109 --> 01:18:36.090
set it up from beginning to end, I thought was

01:18:36.090 --> 01:18:39.069
exceptional. I think this is the kind of movie

01:18:39.069 --> 01:18:41.050
that Marvel's been looking to make for quite

01:18:41.050 --> 01:18:42.750
some time. Like you got out of there, you're

01:18:42.750 --> 01:18:45.329
just like, that was a Marvel movie. Like you

01:18:45.329 --> 01:18:48.609
just felt really... good you felt cleansed it

01:18:48.609 --> 01:18:51.489
felt pure like you just like you're like okay

01:18:51.489 --> 01:18:53.750
i think we're back it's like a holy experience

01:18:53.750 --> 01:18:55.789
oh my god you're just like after it was over

01:18:55.789 --> 01:18:57.989
you're just like okay i think we're back we are

01:18:57.989 --> 01:19:02.670
so back boys we are so back uh directed by jake

01:19:02.670 --> 01:19:06.850
schreier and featuring an ensemble cast um it's

01:19:06.850 --> 01:19:08.590
thrilling it's exciting like i said the plot

01:19:08.590 --> 01:19:12.739
was good And there is this guy who's kind of

01:19:12.739 --> 01:19:15.439
the villain. But once again, he just ends up

01:19:15.439 --> 01:19:17.479
being a complicated guy like everybody else.

01:19:17.659 --> 01:19:20.539
And so that takes an interesting turn as well.

01:19:21.199 --> 01:19:25.739
So I really enjoyed it. This was maybe the best

01:19:25.739 --> 01:19:28.640
Marvel movie since the three Spider -Men one.

01:19:28.779 --> 01:19:31.659
Yeah. No Way Home. No Way Home. That was probably

01:19:31.659 --> 01:19:34.960
the best one since that. I gave it an 8 .5 out

01:19:34.960 --> 01:19:37.920
of 10. Pretty strong. Which is strong. Yeah.

01:19:38.239 --> 01:19:41.140
Probably. Someday we'll have to kind of go back

01:19:41.140 --> 01:19:44.479
and do like a Marvel recap in the review preview.

01:19:44.899 --> 01:19:48.300
Sure. Honestly, I would probably... It's definitely

01:19:48.300 --> 01:19:51.619
in the top 10 if not the top five. That's really

01:19:51.619 --> 01:19:53.539
cool. It's strong. It's very strong. It's a strong

01:19:53.539 --> 01:19:56.159
outing and it's entertaining and does a great

01:19:56.159 --> 01:19:59.930
job of setting up what's coming. and it's pretty

01:19:59.930 --> 01:20:02.090
exciting. That's excellent. It's pretty exciting.

01:20:02.090 --> 01:20:04.890
That is very exciting. Yep, I'm excited for it.

01:20:05.029 --> 01:20:07.090
My preview this week is a movie called Hurry

01:20:07.090 --> 01:20:10.449
Up Tomorrow. A musician plagued by insomnia is

01:20:10.449 --> 01:20:13.029
pulled into an odyssey with a stranger who begins

01:20:13.029 --> 01:20:17.130
to unravel the very core of his existence. It's

01:20:17.130 --> 01:20:21.029
directed by Trey Edward Schultz, features Abel

01:20:21.029 --> 01:20:24.850
Tesfaye, Jenna Ortega, and Barry Keegan, and

01:20:24.850 --> 01:20:28.579
it is in theaters May 16th. Excellent. So I think

01:20:28.579 --> 01:20:31.859
it'll be good. I kind of like movies about musicians

01:20:31.859 --> 01:20:35.319
where they're either searching for a song or

01:20:35.319 --> 01:20:38.539
they're searching for a riff or they're searching

01:20:38.539 --> 01:20:41.579
for something. Right. And it's just kind of these

01:20:41.579 --> 01:20:44.600
stories, these backstories, and it just shows

01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:47.079
kind of how it shapes their music or answers

01:20:47.079 --> 01:20:50.380
questions that they've had. It's kind of deep,

01:20:51.000 --> 01:20:53.140
sometimes even a little introspective, but I

01:20:53.140 --> 01:20:57.479
really enjoy movies like that. I kind of agree,

01:20:57.819 --> 01:21:01.859
and I think the last musical movie like that

01:21:01.859 --> 01:21:05.960
that really got me was the Disney movie Soul,

01:21:06.380 --> 01:21:09.960
which kind of got kind of got panned when it

01:21:09.960 --> 01:21:13.960
came out. It was like it was during that. I think

01:21:13.960 --> 01:21:17.239
it was during the the covid era of movies, but

01:21:17.239 --> 01:21:19.800
I really liked it because it was one of the first

01:21:19.800 --> 01:21:23.869
like musical jazz. Disney movies that I can remember.

01:21:24.569 --> 01:21:26.470
That one really got to me. And then Whiplash,

01:21:26.510 --> 01:21:28.710
which I just thought was amazing. Whiplash is

01:21:28.710 --> 01:21:31.390
a great movie. Whiplash is fantastic. So I really

01:21:31.390 --> 01:21:35.369
I adore movies like that that aren't musicals,

01:21:35.369 --> 01:21:37.909
but they are music related. Yes, correct. You

01:21:37.909 --> 01:21:40.710
know, that that's that's really neat to me. Yeah,

01:21:40.909 --> 01:21:44.510
same. Absolutely. So, yeah, that's it for review

01:21:44.510 --> 01:21:47.189
preview for this week. Definitely. If you like

01:21:47.189 --> 01:21:49.989
the comic movies, go out and see the Thunderbolts.

01:21:50.380 --> 01:21:53.880
as it's called the Thunderbolts, maybe, still.

01:21:54.420 --> 01:21:56.300
You have to go and see it and find out why I

01:21:56.300 --> 01:21:58.760
said it that way. Interesante. Very interesting

01:21:58.760 --> 01:22:03.079
stuff. But that brings us to a segment called

01:22:03.079 --> 01:22:05.779
While You Were Sleeping. This is where Aidan

01:22:05.779 --> 01:22:11.079
examines a TV show, a movie, a game, something

01:22:11.079 --> 01:22:13.659
along those lines that along the way we might

01:22:13.659 --> 01:22:15.659
have missed. So what have we missed, man? While

01:22:15.659 --> 01:22:18.880
you were sleeping, you guys slept on something

01:22:19.310 --> 01:22:23.069
Kind of hinted at last week. No the mortuary

01:22:23.069 --> 01:22:27.569
assistant. Oh There we go. Yes the video game

01:22:27.569 --> 01:22:30.229
that I kind of brought up in passing last week.

01:22:31.050 --> 01:22:36.449
I Love it. Okay. It's one of the pricier indie

01:22:36.449 --> 01:22:40.590
developer horror games it I think I paid $20

01:22:40.590 --> 01:22:44.899
for it where you know most indie dev horror games

01:22:44.899 --> 01:22:47.600
you're talking between one and fifteen dollars

01:22:47.600 --> 01:22:50.840
this one was twenty which is fine because as

01:22:50.840 --> 01:22:54.960
far as quality goes it's it's double a quality

01:22:54.960 --> 01:22:58.579
i'm looking at some images terrific it's awesome

01:22:58.579 --> 01:23:05.279
wow awesome it it encapsulates a you know as

01:23:05.279 --> 01:23:08.880
the title says a mortuary assistant's job sure

01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:14.460
pretty accurately as far as I am aware, it's

01:23:14.460 --> 01:23:18.760
not like, you're not doing autopsies, you're

01:23:18.760 --> 01:23:21.779
just, you're embalming bodies, but here's the

01:23:21.779 --> 01:23:25.039
overview, according to Google. The Mortuary Assistant

01:23:25.039 --> 01:23:29.140
2022 horror game that blends a mortician simulation

01:23:29.140 --> 01:23:33.100
with demonic encounters. Players take on the

01:23:33.100 --> 01:23:36.079
role of Rebecca, a recent mortuary school graduate

01:23:36.079 --> 01:23:39.850
and apprentice at river fields mortuary in the

01:23:39.850 --> 01:23:46.189
late 1990s the uh one late night as she's called

01:23:46.189 --> 01:23:50.770
into work to embalm bodies they seem different

01:23:50.770 --> 01:23:54.489
as she soon learns she's trapped in that mortuary

01:23:54.489 --> 01:23:59.550
with a demon oh trying to possess her oh damn

01:23:59.920 --> 01:24:03.539
That's the nightly goal. So you go into this

01:24:03.539 --> 01:24:06.300
mortuary. There's a fair bit of backstory. The

01:24:06.300 --> 01:24:10.380
graphics look fantastic. There's full cutscenes

01:24:10.380 --> 01:24:15.220
where you learn the story before, during, and

01:24:15.220 --> 01:24:20.939
after your playthrough. And you traverse this

01:24:20.939 --> 01:24:25.060
mortuary and all of these hallucinations as they

01:24:25.060 --> 01:24:29.439
appear during your shift. and you try and figure

01:24:29.439 --> 01:24:33.119
out what's really going on, who Rebecca is really,

01:24:33.600 --> 01:24:37.779
her background, the owner of the mortuary himself,

01:24:37.979 --> 01:24:41.640
what's his background, what's going on downstairs,

01:24:42.520 --> 01:24:45.220
what's beneath the mortuary, that's a big mystery

01:24:45.220 --> 01:24:50.770
too. Oh. It is... fantastic. Okay. I mean, you're

01:24:50.770 --> 01:24:53.189
putting 20 bones in, you're expecting a good

01:24:53.189 --> 01:24:55.909
game, especially even from an indie dev, you

01:24:55.909 --> 01:24:59.010
put 20 bones in, you hope for a good game. If

01:24:59.010 --> 01:25:01.250
you were to play the game perfectly, there's

01:25:01.250 --> 01:25:05.090
six endings that I know of. Every run takes about

01:25:05.090 --> 01:25:09.529
two hours. So you're talking a dozen hours of

01:25:09.529 --> 01:25:12.109
action if you were to play the game perfectly,

01:25:12.149 --> 01:25:14.289
which you won't. So you're talking a couple dozen

01:25:14.289 --> 01:25:17.489
hours of action. Yeah. For 20 bones, that's not

01:25:17.489 --> 01:25:20.329
bad. Not bad at all. That's not bad. It is really

01:25:20.329 --> 01:25:24.829
fun. It is horrific in a fantastic way. I would

01:25:24.829 --> 01:25:28.170
say if you've got the graphics card to run it,

01:25:28.369 --> 01:25:32.689
it's 20 bones well spent. Wow, that sounds awesome.

01:25:32.970 --> 01:25:35.329
Yes. While you were talking about it, I was looking

01:25:35.329 --> 01:25:39.029
at some of the images on my phone. Looks horrific.

01:25:39.449 --> 01:25:42.109
Horrific in the best way. Yeah, like some of

01:25:42.109 --> 01:25:44.829
these demon things that you're talking about.

01:25:45.530 --> 01:25:48.930
Wow. It's really good. For sure. Really, really

01:25:48.930 --> 01:25:52.090
good. Yeah, that is something. Holy cow. Now,

01:25:52.210 --> 01:25:54.069
I have to say there's one picture. It looked

01:25:54.069 --> 01:25:56.430
like there was this girl and this older dude.

01:25:57.069 --> 01:25:58.609
The older dude kind of looks like Duff Lundgren.

01:25:59.189 --> 01:26:01.310
In a way, yeah. I'm not going to lie. He's the

01:26:01.310 --> 01:26:05.109
mortuary owner. Yeah, he's that guy. That's amazing.

01:26:05.289 --> 01:26:08.229
He's like an elderly Duff Lundgren. You're right.

01:26:08.590 --> 01:26:12.640
Yeah, that is awesome. Well, very cool. Well,

01:26:12.739 --> 01:26:15.039
good report on that. So we're gonna have to,

01:26:15.039 --> 01:26:18.760
gonna have to check that out for sure. That brings

01:26:18.760 --> 01:26:20.760
us to our next break and then we're gonna wrap

01:26:20.760 --> 01:26:24.100
up this show. So hang on one second and we'll

01:26:24.100 --> 01:26:38.770
be right back. Right, we are back everybody for

01:26:38.770 --> 01:26:41.590
the homestretch of the third episode, second

01:26:41.590 --> 01:26:44.369
season, The Mark Mo Show. I am your host, Mark

01:26:44.369 --> 01:26:47.989
Maloney, along with Aidan Maloney. And this is

01:26:47.989 --> 01:26:51.750
where we review beer because, well, we love it.

01:26:51.869 --> 01:26:54.689
It's what we do best. And just for all of you

01:26:54.689 --> 01:26:56.869
lovely listeners that are wondering about our

01:26:56.869 --> 01:26:59.670
mental states, if we're okay, we're recording.

01:27:00.390 --> 01:27:02.310
Not to get too behind the scenes, we're recording

01:27:02.310 --> 01:27:05.649
on a Friday night. True. Okay, so this is not

01:27:05.649 --> 01:27:09.289
getting sloshed on a Saturday morning. We're

01:27:09.289 --> 01:27:13.949
not like that, sometimes. This is, I don't, look,

01:27:14.569 --> 01:27:19.090
everyone and people, hey, it's not what it sounded

01:27:19.090 --> 01:27:23.909
about in this drinking beer. No, we are enjoying

01:27:23.909 --> 01:27:27.189
our Friday night for your Saturday morning, Saturday

01:27:27.189 --> 01:27:30.350
midday, any day of the week, because that's how

01:27:30.350 --> 01:27:33.390
podcasts go. That's what we do. And if you are

01:27:33.390 --> 01:27:36.069
enjoying a beverage right now, hey, let us know

01:27:36.069 --> 01:27:39.449
what you got and how you think it tastes. Yeah,

01:27:39.449 --> 01:27:41.250
and if you love it and we haven't reviewed it,

01:27:41.250 --> 01:27:44.829
maybe we will. Damn right. So, Aidan, why don't

01:27:44.829 --> 01:27:47.149
you tell these fine, beautiful, wonderful folks

01:27:47.149 --> 01:27:50.789
from all over the globe what we're trying tonight.

01:27:50.930 --> 01:27:57.149
We are trying the Corona Sun Brew Citrus Cerveza.

01:27:57.770 --> 01:28:01.250
La Cerveza Mas Fina. as they say which i believe

01:28:01.250 --> 01:28:06.890
means a good beer or the the good beer la cerveza

01:28:06.890 --> 01:28:10.550
the the mighty fine beer mighty fine beer that

01:28:10.550 --> 01:28:13.689
sounds good to me how that translates this i

01:28:13.689 --> 01:28:18.729
believe is new for this summer corona just came

01:28:18.729 --> 01:28:21.930
out with this not sponsored of course but it

01:28:21.930 --> 01:28:25.489
is new for this summer it is their take on a

01:28:25.489 --> 01:28:29.550
citrus beer. Yes. And on the can they have both

01:28:29.550 --> 01:28:34.390
limes and oranges, which I suppose is what we

01:28:34.390 --> 01:28:38.149
should expect from this brew. Indeed. Now Corona

01:28:38.149 --> 01:28:42.130
is a macro brewery out of the wonderful country

01:28:42.130 --> 01:28:46.149
of Mexico. Indeed. But we should still give them

01:28:46.149 --> 01:28:49.069
a try. I think we should. We've tried a lot of

01:28:49.069 --> 01:28:53.529
micro brew. Craft breweries, if you will. Oh,

01:28:53.529 --> 01:28:55.489
yeah. So it's time we try one of the big ones

01:28:55.489 --> 01:28:58.350
with one of their new brews for this year. Well,

01:28:58.350 --> 01:29:00.729
it's not our first because if you remember, we

01:29:00.729 --> 01:29:03.489
did the PBR Reserve or whatever that was. PBR

01:29:03.489 --> 01:29:06.109
Extra. Extra. That is true. And we actually liked

01:29:06.109 --> 01:29:08.710
it a lot. That is true. Yeah. So Corona Sun Brew,

01:29:09.310 --> 01:29:11.970
your time to shine. It is definitely your time

01:29:11.970 --> 01:29:16.250
to shine. And as Aidan said, this is this is

01:29:16.250 --> 01:29:21.569
from Mexico. And it means that I only paid $105

01:29:21.569 --> 01:29:24.489
for it. Yeah, right. Thanks, tariffs. Thanks,

01:29:24.609 --> 01:29:27.109
tariffs. And this better be a damn good beer.

01:29:27.829 --> 01:29:30.390
On a scale from one to five, slancha. Slancha,

01:29:30.390 --> 01:29:34.270
here we go. Interesting. Definitely get the citrus

01:29:34.270 --> 01:29:37.489
flavor for sure. Yeah. Sweeter than I thought.

01:29:37.529 --> 01:29:40.789
It's almost orange juice -esque, I would say.

01:29:40.789 --> 01:29:44.890
For sure. This is very interesting. Yeah, definitely

01:29:44.890 --> 01:29:46.710
leaning on the orange juice side for sure. Yes.

01:29:46.989 --> 01:29:50.050
I would agree. I don't get a lot of lime. No,

01:29:50.050 --> 01:29:53.270
it's almost there as a background. Like, I get

01:29:53.270 --> 01:29:57.609
the lime acidity, I would say. Because orange

01:29:57.609 --> 01:30:00.770
juice is not very acidic, whereas the lime is.

01:30:00.949 --> 01:30:04.310
Yeah. I get the acidity from the lime, but that

01:30:04.310 --> 01:30:07.270
orange is right up front. Oh, big time. Like,

01:30:07.289 --> 01:30:10.229
if you were to tell me, like, if you were to

01:30:10.229 --> 01:30:12.810
ask me, hey, what's a good beer after, like,

01:30:13.130 --> 01:30:15.409
a day out there lawn mowing and weed whacking?

01:30:15.789 --> 01:30:19.359
This is it. This is it. This is the refreshing

01:30:19.359 --> 01:30:21.420
get -back -in -the -house -after -loan -mowing

01:30:21.420 --> 01:30:25.220
beer. Or, I was about to say as well, if you

01:30:25.220 --> 01:30:28.039
have that huge plate of nachos... Oh, dude. I

01:30:28.039 --> 01:30:30.300
think this would pair super nice with that. Because

01:30:30.300 --> 01:30:32.779
the acidity would cut right through all the fat

01:30:32.779 --> 01:30:36.039
from, like, the cheese and... And the spiciness.

01:30:36.159 --> 01:30:39.359
Oh, yeah. Yep. You know what? You know what,

01:30:39.619 --> 01:30:43.300
Corona? You done good. I get it. Yeah. I get

01:30:43.300 --> 01:30:47.189
it. You done good, boy. I hear ya. Yeah, very

01:30:47.189 --> 01:30:54.430
very good on the tapped an app Untapped I should

01:30:54.430 --> 01:30:58.770
say Their profiles are pretty much dead on they

01:30:58.770 --> 01:31:00.689
have citrus. They have sweet. They have orange

01:31:00.689 --> 01:31:03.970
peel Light -bodied it says lemony. I don't buy

01:31:03.970 --> 01:31:07.890
that. I would I would put in lime. I would add

01:31:07.890 --> 01:31:11.149
light lime, but I don't think the untapped app,

01:31:11.229 --> 01:31:13.689
which we're not sponsored by, but I do recommend.

01:31:13.909 --> 01:31:15.970
Yeah. It is free and there's not a lot of ads

01:31:15.970 --> 01:31:20.149
or anything. I put in lime, because I do get

01:31:20.149 --> 01:31:22.930
the lime on the back end with that acidity. So

01:31:22.930 --> 01:31:27.090
I've got sweet citrus lime and orange. Okay.

01:31:27.750 --> 01:31:31.449
That's good. I'm giving that a three and a quarter.

01:31:32.160 --> 01:31:35.399
That that is a very respectable three and a quarter.

01:31:35.460 --> 01:31:38.300
I enjoy that. Oh for sure Yeah, I enjoyed it

01:31:38.300 --> 01:31:40.760
quite a bit. I went with my rating of three and

01:31:40.760 --> 01:31:42.739
a half three and a half Yeah, I have I really

01:31:42.739 --> 01:31:46.420
like it. It's very light on the palette. So off

01:31:46.420 --> 01:31:49.890
air actually wasn't off well It was technically

01:31:49.890 --> 01:31:53.449
on air. We've been drinking. It's Friday night,

01:31:53.529 --> 01:31:54.909
baby. It's Friday night when we're recording.

01:31:54.989 --> 01:31:56.750
What do you want from us? So we actually had

01:31:56.750 --> 01:31:59.670
an IPA. So as you know, most IPAs are very hoppy,

01:31:59.909 --> 01:32:01.970
so it's a little tiny. It's a little tougher

01:32:01.970 --> 01:32:05.810
on the tongue. But this is not that. Like, this

01:32:05.810 --> 01:32:10.069
is very clean. Very, very refreshing. Yeah. So

01:32:10.069 --> 01:32:13.350
good job, guys. Yes, absolutely. I usually don't

01:32:13.350 --> 01:32:17.090
give a lot of props to macro breweries because

01:32:17.090 --> 01:32:21.600
I know I mean, you're supplying millions of beers

01:32:21.600 --> 01:32:26.340
per year, if not tens of millions. So I know

01:32:26.340 --> 01:32:28.300
quality control, you know, blah, blah, blah,

01:32:28.420 --> 01:32:31.760
but I'll give it to you, Corona. This is very

01:32:31.760 --> 01:32:35.779
tasty. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Good job. I would have

01:32:35.779 --> 01:32:37.859
never assumed that because like even regular

01:32:37.859 --> 01:32:40.539
Corona, not a huge fan of. Sure. Like if I'm

01:32:40.539 --> 01:32:45.659
drinking Mexican beer. I enjoy Tecate. I enjoy

01:32:45.659 --> 01:32:49.319
that, what is that, that Negra Modelo? Negra

01:32:49.319 --> 01:32:52.720
Modelo is very good. That amber. I do enjoy that.

01:32:53.800 --> 01:32:58.399
I enjoy Estrella. Sure, yeah. God, what is it

01:32:58.399 --> 01:33:00.810
called? It's like that's part of the name, but

01:33:00.810 --> 01:33:02.930
I know that's not the entire name And I'm trying

01:33:02.930 --> 01:33:05.289
to I used to work at a liquor store and I used

01:33:05.289 --> 01:33:08.630
to move these damn heavy boxes full of bottles

01:33:08.630 --> 01:33:12.649
But I know that one is really good, too. So yeah,

01:33:12.649 --> 01:33:15.670
they they've got good beers and like sir or Corona

01:33:15.670 --> 01:33:19.550
Like just regular it's kind of mid for me on

01:33:19.550 --> 01:33:22.090
the Mexican beers Even if you throw the lime

01:33:22.090 --> 01:33:25.449
in there, but like this is a very good job. Yes,

01:33:25.489 --> 01:33:28.359
very good job Absolutely. And I'm kind of excited

01:33:28.359 --> 01:33:30.180
because you get a lot of badges on the untapped

01:33:30.180 --> 01:33:33.199
thing. And I've unlocked the beer of the world

01:33:33.199 --> 01:33:37.100
level three. Ooh. Yeah. You have had a beer from

01:33:37.100 --> 01:33:39.479
at least 15 different regions around the world.

01:33:39.619 --> 01:33:42.979
No shit. A worldly gentleman. I am a worldly.

01:33:43.159 --> 01:33:50.640
Quite. Indeed. Exquisite. Oh man, but yeah, so

01:33:50.640 --> 01:33:52.880
that I mean that leaves us with our final segment

01:33:52.880 --> 01:33:54.920
and it's not world of weird news. I'm sure we'll

01:33:54.920 --> 01:33:56.960
get back to that soon. But sometimes we throw

01:33:56.960 --> 01:33:59.060
a little tier listing in there. A little tier

01:33:59.060 --> 01:34:03.220
listing. Last week we did, we tier listed American

01:34:03.220 --> 01:34:06.460
cities, but we had so many. This is kind of part

01:34:06.460 --> 01:34:10.859
deux, if you will. Part deux. Part deux. So let's

01:34:10.859 --> 01:34:14.800
just jump right into it. Yes. So we have a top

01:34:14.800 --> 01:34:18.640
40. We have the... 30 most populous American

01:34:18.640 --> 01:34:23.199
cities plus 10 additional sports cities to provide

01:34:23.199 --> 01:34:27.060
for you. And this week, we're gonna do a little

01:34:27.060 --> 01:34:30.979
tier listing rapid fire, meaning I will provide

01:34:30.979 --> 01:34:36.060
the city to Mark Mo himself and we're gonna get

01:34:36.060 --> 01:34:39.239
a rapid fire answer. I love it. And I won't interject

01:34:39.239 --> 01:34:42.279
unless I absolutely have to. So what are the

01:34:42.279 --> 01:34:46.359
tier list categories? Tier list. F being the

01:34:46.359 --> 01:34:49.520
worst of the worst. Sure. Of the worst. D being

01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:52.920
bad. C being mid. Mid. B being good. A being

01:34:52.920 --> 01:34:57.000
great. S, superior. The best of the best. Of

01:34:57.000 --> 01:35:00.779
the best. My man, so here we go. Starting off

01:35:00.779 --> 01:35:04.260
with, by the way, we have 24 remaining cities.

01:35:04.739 --> 01:35:09.340
So you're gonna get the 14 additional most populous

01:35:09.340 --> 01:35:12.859
cities after the top 16, plus the 10 spore cities.

01:35:13.369 --> 01:35:17.989
We got this. San Francisco, baby. San Francisco,

01:35:18.149 --> 01:35:21.270
I give it an A. Golden Gate Bridge, Giardelli,

01:35:21.449 --> 01:35:24.170
the Bay, it's amazing. I love it. It's a great

01:35:24.170 --> 01:35:27.710
city. Give it a solid A. Solid A, San Francisco.

01:35:28.130 --> 01:35:31.710
Leave it to California cities to just be great.

01:35:32.369 --> 01:35:37.810
Seattle. Seattle. Ooh, I'm right in between A

01:35:37.810 --> 01:35:40.859
and S. I'm probably gonna go A. Probably gonna

01:35:40.859 --> 01:35:44.479
go A on that too. The layout's a little wonky

01:35:44.479 --> 01:35:47.159
if you haven't been there. True. Not your typical

01:35:47.159 --> 01:35:49.119
grid system. It's kind of all over, a little

01:35:49.119 --> 01:35:51.300
difficult to get around. But the city itself

01:35:51.300 --> 01:35:54.159
is amazing. The Puget Sound, the whole, like

01:35:54.159 --> 01:35:55.800
it's just, it's really great and the people are

01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:58.539
a good vibe. I dig it. It's an A. Absolutely.

01:35:58.920 --> 01:36:02.000
I, this might be one I interject on. I was thinking

01:36:02.000 --> 01:36:05.859
S. So if I could bring you up to a plus maybe

01:36:05.859 --> 01:36:12.600
in a plus plus Denver Another great town. We've

01:36:12.600 --> 01:36:14.979
been to Denver. It's beautiful. It's great. You've

01:36:14.979 --> 01:36:19.020
got the mountains Even though I'm a lowlander

01:36:19.020 --> 01:36:21.899
Right. Yes, it's for we could have used some

01:36:21.899 --> 01:36:26.979
oxygen hiking there But it's absolutely gorgeous

01:36:26.979 --> 01:36:29.979
once again, I like the people there the bars

01:36:29.979 --> 01:36:34.020
the restaurants So basketball game that was really

01:36:34.020 --> 01:36:37.460
cool saw Buffalo's game Colorado Buffs game.

01:36:37.460 --> 01:36:40.779
That was a super cool stadium Once again, another

01:36:40.779 --> 01:36:44.119
A, man. I love that town. Absolutely. Next up

01:36:44.119 --> 01:36:49.619
on the population list, Oklahoma City. Oklahoma

01:36:49.619 --> 01:36:52.960
City. That's a tough one because like you think

01:36:52.960 --> 01:36:56.359
of Oklahoma City and like nothing jumps out at

01:36:56.359 --> 01:37:02.199
me, good or bad. Sure. So I just... If you're

01:37:02.199 --> 01:37:05.439
talking mid... Nothing good or bad means me it

01:37:05.439 --> 01:37:08.460
means mad. It's it's a it's a it's a cow town

01:37:08.460 --> 01:37:12.140
and it's I go a solid see I'll give it a see

01:37:12.140 --> 01:37:16.270
down the middle Nashville Nashville. Good ol'

01:37:16.430 --> 01:37:19.149
Tennessee. I love Nashville, or as some people

01:37:19.149 --> 01:37:22.869
call it, Nash Vegas. It is kind of that. It's

01:37:22.869 --> 01:37:25.390
a fun town. I'd leave the country music, but

01:37:25.390 --> 01:37:27.869
you can keep the fun. Right. I'm not a big country

01:37:27.869 --> 01:37:31.590
music guy, but it's a fun town. Vanderbilt University's

01:37:31.590 --> 01:37:34.750
there. Tennessee's not super far away. Sure.

01:37:35.149 --> 01:37:38.170
You can get to Knoxville rather easily. It's

01:37:38.170 --> 01:37:42.369
just a good time. I like it. I go B+. B +, I

01:37:42.369 --> 01:37:46.539
can get down with that. Next up... DC, the District

01:37:46.539 --> 01:37:49.220
of Columbia, Washington. Another one I've been

01:37:49.220 --> 01:37:53.720
to. I do like Washington DC quite a bit. It's

01:37:53.720 --> 01:37:55.640
a lot to get around. Like if you're like, oh

01:37:55.640 --> 01:37:57.220
yeah, I'll just kind of cruise around, do DC

01:37:57.220 --> 01:37:59.380
in a day. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You can't

01:37:59.380 --> 01:38:03.039
really hoof that. No, it's a job. But there's

01:38:03.039 --> 01:38:05.020
a lot to see. There's a lot to do. Take your

01:38:05.020 --> 01:38:08.859
time. Amazingly efficient and clean transit system.

01:38:09.319 --> 01:38:13.439
Thumbs up on that one. I like it. Solid B. Yeah.

01:38:13.550 --> 01:38:17.609
I would even push it to B plus because of the

01:38:17.609 --> 01:38:20.670
monuments, the history, the sightseeing. You

01:38:20.670 --> 01:38:23.329
know, it's not necessarily tourist trappy because

01:38:23.329 --> 01:38:25.789
you're not being trapped into spending money.

01:38:26.170 --> 01:38:28.710
You can just go and walk around and see stuff.

01:38:28.729 --> 01:38:31.569
Yeah, agreed. So if B plus is fair, B plus is

01:38:31.569 --> 01:38:36.130
fair. Next up on that list, El Paso. El Paso,

01:38:36.289 --> 01:38:39.729
same as Oklahoma City, just like not great, not

01:38:39.729 --> 01:38:44.020
bad. Cowtown. I'm sure there's things there to

01:38:44.020 --> 01:38:48.020
do. I'm sure the food's great. C. C. C's fair.

01:38:48.220 --> 01:38:50.840
I might even give it C +, because hey, think

01:38:50.840 --> 01:38:53.640
of the Mexicano food we were talking about. Tex

01:38:53.640 --> 01:38:57.340
-Max, yeah. Tex -Max. Little C +, maybe? If I

01:38:57.340 --> 01:38:58.939
could argue. Let's give it to him. Let's give

01:38:58.939 --> 01:39:01.500
it to him. That's fair. Little C +, for El Paso.

01:39:01.720 --> 01:39:08.199
Next up, your Haven. Las Vegas. Oh, S. I did

01:39:08.199 --> 01:39:10.739
not, and not even in delay. I've been there.

01:39:10.880 --> 01:39:12.460
I can't wait to take this guy out there someday.

01:39:12.460 --> 01:39:16.720
I've not been. The great thing about Vegas, you

01:39:16.720 --> 01:39:18.880
don't, once again, you don't have to spend a

01:39:18.880 --> 01:39:21.779
ton of cash if you're not a huge gambler. There's

01:39:21.779 --> 01:39:25.300
shows, you can get cop things. There's just a

01:39:25.300 --> 01:39:28.000
lot to do. You can have people watch for an afternoon

01:39:28.000 --> 01:39:31.539
and it's just, it's hilarious. And there's clubs,

01:39:31.800 --> 01:39:35.000
bars, like so much. You can leave the strip,

01:39:35.180 --> 01:39:37.340
you can go, you can go rent four -wheelers and

01:39:37.340 --> 01:39:38.880
cruise through the desert. You can go to Lake

01:39:38.880 --> 01:39:41.659
Mead. I mean, there's so many things to do. I

01:39:41.659 --> 01:39:44.220
love Vegas. That's one of the tops of my list.

01:39:44.279 --> 01:39:47.159
If I were to relocate from the Midwest, I'd go

01:39:47.159 --> 01:39:50.060
to Vegas or outlying Vegas and hang out there.

01:39:50.199 --> 01:39:54.000
It's just so much fun. My man. That's an S. No

01:39:54.000 --> 01:40:01.260
notes. Next up, the Massachusetts metropolis

01:40:01.260 --> 01:40:05.300
of Boston. S. S. Another one I've been to. If

01:40:05.300 --> 01:40:07.819
you're talking about a city with history, holy

01:40:07.819 --> 01:40:10.720
cow. They've got a ton of it. They've got the

01:40:10.720 --> 01:40:13.520
JFK Presidential Library, which I highly, highly,

01:40:13.520 --> 01:40:15.979
highly recommend. It is one of the most amazing

01:40:15.979 --> 01:40:19.739
places I've seen. The USS Constitution is there.

01:40:19.880 --> 01:40:23.039
You can go to that. Bunker Hill, you name it,

01:40:23.079 --> 01:40:26.680
they've got it. They've got amazing sports teams,

01:40:27.140 --> 01:40:29.880
so you can catch a lot of sports there as well.

01:40:30.859 --> 01:40:33.340
The people are amusing. They're very amusing.

01:40:34.199 --> 01:40:37.579
Ass all the way. My man. Next up, as the French

01:40:37.579 --> 01:40:42.479
would say, detoi. as we say Detroit. Not as bad

01:40:42.479 --> 01:40:46.640
as you would think. It's a bad rap that is just

01:40:46.640 --> 01:40:49.340
kind of rundown and dirty and this and that.

01:40:49.659 --> 01:40:51.859
And like any major city, you've got those parts.

01:40:52.340 --> 01:40:55.239
But when you're downtown, Comerica Park is cool.

01:40:56.079 --> 01:40:58.039
I think they have the Greectown Casino. They've

01:40:58.039 --> 01:41:01.579
got Hockey Town. They've got a lot of things

01:41:01.579 --> 01:41:04.279
down there that are really cool. Music is huge

01:41:04.279 --> 01:41:06.659
there, so a lot of great music venues, good pubs

01:41:06.659 --> 01:41:09.760
and bars. I you know I'm gonna surprise people

01:41:09.760 --> 01:41:12.159
solid be a solid be for me in Detroit in the

01:41:12.159 --> 01:41:16.600
dry style pizza Could I argue a b -plus? Because

01:41:16.600 --> 01:41:19.979
of because of the district the Detroit style

01:41:19.979 --> 01:41:23.000
pizza you mentioned on top of the fact that as

01:41:23.000 --> 01:41:27.260
a sports town There it's hard to find more dedicated

01:41:27.260 --> 01:41:30.739
fans than Detroit fans asses those teams waiting

01:41:30.739 --> 01:41:33.619
for so long I agree. That's a great point. Yeah,

01:41:33.619 --> 01:41:38.199
I'd be plus B plus your pizza is worth it Portland,

01:41:38.279 --> 01:41:42.399
Oregon. My heart goes out to you. Yeah, the Pacific

01:41:42.399 --> 01:41:47.319
Northwest. I'm a fan of Portland, Oregon. I love

01:41:47.319 --> 01:41:50.479
Portland. Portland is not Seattle, although it's

01:41:50.479 --> 01:41:55.239
great. Sure. I would put that at a B plus maybe.

01:41:55.760 --> 01:41:59.659
B plus A minus maybe? Yeah, what's your argument

01:41:59.659 --> 01:42:02.640
besides Voodoo Donuts? Besides Voodoo Donuts,

01:42:02.960 --> 01:42:05.399
the only reason I would say A - is because I

01:42:05.399 --> 01:42:09.340
have specific positive memories there, and that's

01:42:09.340 --> 01:42:14.720
very subjective. So you could say B +, and I'd

01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:17.180
be fine with it. Okay, no, I'll go A - with you.

01:42:17.340 --> 01:42:20.310
That's fine. A - perfectly fine. Do that for

01:42:20.310 --> 01:42:22.810
Damien Lillard alone. My man. Damien Lillard.

01:42:22.989 --> 01:42:24.810
That was such a great game. Such a good game.

01:42:25.010 --> 01:42:27.649
Yeah. We saw Portland versus Denver. When they

01:42:27.649 --> 01:42:30.069
were both young and Damien Lillard was just so

01:42:30.069 --> 01:42:36.550
great. Amazing. Louisville. Louisville. Louisville.

01:42:37.770 --> 01:42:43.850
Oh boy. I'm going to go C plus once again. It's

01:42:43.850 --> 01:42:47.569
a Midwestern town. Kind of neat. Little bit of

01:42:47.569 --> 01:42:51.020
history. They've got some decent food, but once

01:42:51.020 --> 01:42:54.880
again it's just nothing spectacular to me. So

01:42:54.880 --> 01:42:59.840
a C+. C+. It's just better than okay. Yeah. Next

01:42:59.840 --> 01:43:04.579
up... Memphis the I think one of the top cities

01:43:04.579 --> 01:43:08.359
as far as property crime goes. Oh my god Yeah,

01:43:08.399 --> 01:43:10.460
yeah might want to consider that one statistics

01:43:10.460 --> 01:43:13.340
for you. Yeah, you know, they've got Elvis. It's

01:43:13.340 --> 01:43:16.939
a good music town and You know, you got that

01:43:16.939 --> 01:43:19.100
hot chicken. It's national hot but it's it's

01:43:19.100 --> 01:43:23.439
a Tennessee thing Tasty nonetheless Tasty and

01:43:23.439 --> 01:43:27.729
hot. Yeah Mmm, C+. I can't go any higher than

01:43:27.729 --> 01:43:31.649
that. That is completely fair. No notes. Next

01:43:31.649 --> 01:43:35.550
up, Baltimore. Baltimore, Maryland, another interesting

01:43:35.550 --> 01:43:39.869
town. A lot of issues in terms of civil rights

01:43:39.869 --> 01:43:41.569
issues and stuff like that. There's a little

01:43:41.569 --> 01:43:43.890
dark history there in Baltimore. Yeah, a lot

01:43:43.890 --> 01:43:46.949
of dark history there. But it's near DC, so there's

01:43:46.949 --> 01:43:49.909
a lot of history in Baltimore as well. We went

01:43:49.909 --> 01:43:52.409
to a battlefield just a little bit away from

01:43:52.409 --> 01:43:54.810
Baltimore called Antietam. That was really neat

01:43:54.810 --> 01:43:57.100
when we went there. So like I said, a lot of

01:43:57.100 --> 01:43:59.479
history. That's kind of cool. Go to an Orioles

01:43:59.479 --> 01:44:01.960
game or Ravens game, I'm sure, because they got

01:44:01.960 --> 01:44:05.859
good sports there. I will give that a B minus.

01:44:06.180 --> 01:44:12.640
A B minus for Baltimore minus Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh.

01:44:13.119 --> 01:44:16.140
We are on to the sports cities. Yeah. Pittsburgh,

01:44:16.399 --> 01:44:19.399
also known as Pissburg. There you go. For how

01:44:19.399 --> 01:44:22.479
piss poor their teams are. That is what it is.

01:44:23.260 --> 01:44:25.520
But now Pittsburgh, they've got a good sports

01:44:25.520 --> 01:44:28.720
history, I guess you could at least say. PNC

01:44:28.720 --> 01:44:31.039
Park is constantly rated one of the top baseball

01:44:31.039 --> 01:44:34.159
parks. I'd love to check that out. And then it's

01:44:34.159 --> 01:44:36.180
the Alleghenies and like there's the valleys

01:44:36.180 --> 01:44:37.960
and the mountains and the whole thing. And so

01:44:37.960 --> 01:44:42.319
it's pretty. It gets... Maybe gets a bad rap.

01:44:42.359 --> 01:44:45.199
Sure. Sometimes for that. And then there's some

01:44:45.199 --> 01:44:47.560
good food there, Primanti Brothers Sandwich.

01:44:47.739 --> 01:44:50.359
Oh my god. My man. Steel City Beer. Oh yeah.

01:44:50.359 --> 01:44:52.600
So you got some pluses there. I think I'll give

01:44:52.600 --> 01:44:55.659
it a solid B. I could go B, absolutely. Next

01:44:55.659 --> 01:44:58.619
up, one you've been to, I believe I have not,

01:44:58.779 --> 01:45:03.500
Miami. Miami Superior. Flo Rida. An international

01:45:03.500 --> 01:45:06.460
city, so a lot of people think Cubano, they think

01:45:06.460 --> 01:45:10.739
Puerto Rican, you know, and they do. Awesome

01:45:10.739 --> 01:45:14.420
club vibe. Awesome food. Great stuff. The culture.

01:45:14.640 --> 01:45:16.720
The culture is amazing, but it is an international

01:45:16.720 --> 01:45:18.420
city. I've met people there from France. I've

01:45:18.420 --> 01:45:21.359
met people there from Russia. Just really an

01:45:21.359 --> 01:45:24.279
international city. Gorgeous beaches. Unbelievable.

01:45:25.520 --> 01:45:28.319
I've never had a bad time there. It's just fantastic,

01:45:28.319 --> 01:45:31.619
and everybody is so super cool. And if there

01:45:31.619 --> 01:45:33.239
are people there that got their Lamborghinis,

01:45:33.539 --> 01:45:35.640
they're the least pretentious rich people you're

01:45:35.640 --> 01:45:38.340
ever going to meet, at least to my experience.

01:45:38.380 --> 01:45:44.939
I love it. Easy S. Easy S. Easy S. Next up, Atlanta,

01:45:45.159 --> 01:45:49.699
Georgia. Atlanta, Georgia. I have good in...

01:45:49.699 --> 01:45:52.039
We've been. We've been. And the food was awesome.

01:45:52.180 --> 01:45:54.319
The food is amazing. The food keeps it up near

01:45:54.319 --> 01:45:57.539
the top for sure. I don't like the traffic there.

01:45:57.560 --> 01:46:00.420
The traffic sucks. Dog shit. Every road is named

01:46:00.420 --> 01:46:03.600
fucking Peachtree. Peachtree Lane, Peachtree

01:46:03.600 --> 01:46:06.479
Road, Peachtree Street, Peachtree High. Peachtree

01:46:06.479 --> 01:46:09.779
up your ass, man. I just, I cannot... You've

01:46:09.779 --> 01:46:11.539
got to figure it out. One running peach tree,

01:46:12.199 --> 01:46:16.380
separate it, figure something else out. Your

01:46:16.380 --> 01:46:19.000
traffic and your traffic patterns, it dings you

01:46:19.000 --> 01:46:22.619
on this for sure. You get nothing greater than

01:46:22.619 --> 01:46:24.680
a B, and it's too bad because your sports, your

01:46:24.680 --> 01:46:27.720
food, and so many other things go past that.

01:46:28.600 --> 01:46:30.840
Buckhead, I think it's called. Great place to

01:46:30.840 --> 01:46:34.359
go and party. Just to be sorry your traffic sucks.

01:46:34.359 --> 01:46:36.979
I was bigger that shit out the way you phrased

01:46:36.979 --> 01:46:42.960
that reminded me of Willy Wonka and You get nothing

01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:46.819
Atlanta you gonna be you're gonna be dealing

01:46:46.819 --> 01:46:52.359
it next up st. Louis st. Louis D st. Louis is

01:46:52.359 --> 01:46:55.939
a boring city. Sorry if you're a fan from st.

01:46:56.039 --> 01:46:59.560
Louis, we still love you but The Cardinals can

01:46:59.560 --> 01:47:03.560
go suck a D, and the St. Louis Blues, they were

01:47:03.560 --> 01:47:05.739
just in the playoffs, the most boring playoff

01:47:05.739 --> 01:47:09.560
team. M -m -m -mid. M -m -m -mid, for sure. You

01:47:09.560 --> 01:47:11.359
know, the arch. Hey, we've got an arch. Yeah,

01:47:11.420 --> 01:47:12.979
so does McDonald's. They got two. Yeah, right.

01:47:13.140 --> 01:47:15.800
So, you know, it's really not that impressive.

01:47:16.140 --> 01:47:17.479
Hey, but let's check out this river. It gets

01:47:17.479 --> 01:47:20.779
muddy and gross. Great. D is what it is. Can

01:47:20.779 --> 01:47:26.770
I argue a D minus? You you could and I would

01:47:26.770 --> 01:47:28.829
accept it. Okay granted. I didn't even need to

01:47:28.829 --> 01:47:33.930
say anything. Yeah next up Cincinnati Cincinnati

01:47:33.930 --> 01:47:37.710
is city of sin sin. I don't know. Do they aspire

01:47:37.710 --> 01:47:39.630
to be st. Louis? I mean, I'm trying to fucking

01:47:39.630 --> 01:47:42.689
don't aspire to be anything it seems like This

01:47:42.689 --> 01:47:45.069
you had Joe burrow and you fucked it every year

01:47:45.069 --> 01:47:49.010
every year now They're known for their chili

01:47:49.010 --> 01:47:52.510
great. I like chili. Chili's great. Chili's great

01:47:52.619 --> 01:47:56.060
on a dog but their downtown is mid their teams

01:47:56.060 --> 01:48:00.420
are mid so it deserves a c probably a c maybe

01:48:00.420 --> 01:48:03.000
a c minus two because you can't win with fucking

01:48:03.000 --> 01:48:07.920
joe burrow that's fair next up the wonderful

01:48:07.920 --> 01:48:11.899
haven land of a what is it 10 000 lakes that's

01:48:11.899 --> 01:48:14.180
what i've here yeah 10 000 lakes i think it's

01:48:14.180 --> 01:48:17.100
closer to 11 000 so you're underselling yourself

01:48:17.100 --> 01:48:22.630
minneapolis minnesota Once again, figure your

01:48:22.630 --> 01:48:24.710
traffic shit out. They've got a bunch of bridges

01:48:24.710 --> 01:48:28.090
going over the river and the lake. Just figure

01:48:28.090 --> 01:48:30.750
that shit out, man. It's kind of a cool downtown.

01:48:31.829 --> 01:48:33.970
I don't mind that so much. Their football stadium

01:48:33.970 --> 01:48:36.250
looks cool as hell. I wouldn't mind checking

01:48:36.250 --> 01:48:40.789
that out. And you can do that to Packer fans.

01:48:41.069 --> 01:48:43.529
That is worth the price of admission right there.

01:48:44.090 --> 01:48:47.130
I love that. No, but good bars, good restaurants.

01:48:47.210 --> 01:48:49.329
I think it's a good solid town. I'll give it

01:48:49.329 --> 01:48:55.039
a B. B? Maybe B+. Non -stick on B. Be even. Next

01:48:55.039 --> 01:49:00.539
up, Orlando, Florida. Orlando, I'm, besides certain

01:49:00.539 --> 01:49:03.960
factors I'm not a fan of Florida of, there are

01:49:03.960 --> 01:49:06.399
cities I do like. Like I said, Miami, I give

01:49:06.399 --> 01:49:09.770
you a high grade. Orlando is just, it's very

01:49:09.770 --> 01:49:12.890
plain. It's just very plain. It's got parks,

01:49:12.930 --> 01:49:15.189
but I'm not a park guy. So like if I was big

01:49:15.189 --> 01:49:17.289
into Disney and Universe and all that, I'd probably

01:49:17.289 --> 01:49:19.750
give it a higher grade. I'm really not. Like

01:49:19.750 --> 01:49:22.130
attractions. Right. Church Street Station is

01:49:22.130 --> 01:49:24.510
a great place to go and have bars and drinks

01:49:24.510 --> 01:49:28.149
and restaurants or whatever. C+. I'll give it

01:49:28.149 --> 01:49:30.890
a little extra plus. Little C plus on this one.

01:49:31.109 --> 01:49:35.770
The final three. Rapid fire mode. Green Bay.

01:49:36.539 --> 01:49:39.439
Green Bay, D, it's a cow town. I think their

01:49:39.439 --> 01:49:44.000
biggest building's a silo. Can I R -U -F? You

01:49:44.000 --> 01:49:46.819
could, but I like New Glarus, Spotted Cow, and

01:49:46.819 --> 01:49:49.520
I like cheese. I'll stick with a D. What does

01:49:49.520 --> 01:49:51.840
that have to do with Green Bay? You can get that

01:49:51.840 --> 01:49:54.220
anywhere in Wisconsin. Good point. It's an F.

01:49:54.279 --> 01:49:58.119
It's an F. Okay, grand. Buffalo. Buffalo, I have

01:49:58.119 --> 01:50:00.199
a very dear friend from Buffalo, and they have

01:50:00.199 --> 01:50:02.579
Buffalo wings. I think a Bill's game would be

01:50:02.579 --> 01:50:04.680
awesome. I think a Sabre's game would be awesome.

01:50:05.840 --> 01:50:07.279
Matt Goldman, what's up if you're listening?

01:50:07.420 --> 01:50:12.779
Brother. I get Buffalo B+. A B plus for Buffalo?

01:50:12.779 --> 01:50:17.260
I do. Plus, this last edition of Cleveland. Cleveland.

01:50:17.680 --> 01:50:20.119
My man in Cleveland. Look, I know a lot of people

01:50:20.119 --> 01:50:22.260
bag on Cleveland. Every time I've gone to Cleveland,

01:50:22.340 --> 01:50:25.579
I've had fun. I like the flats. There's a lot

01:50:25.579 --> 01:50:27.720
of great bars there. There's good food. They

01:50:27.720 --> 01:50:30.840
actually have pretty good pizza. I like Cleveland.

01:50:32.029 --> 01:50:34.350
What I don't like is the Rock and Roll Hall of

01:50:34.350 --> 01:50:36.449
Fame, but how can you have all these disco and

01:50:36.449 --> 01:50:38.970
R &B acts and all this other shit and not have

01:50:38.970 --> 01:50:40.609
Iron Maiden, which is one of the greatest heavy

01:50:40.609 --> 01:50:44.050
metal bands in history, and they're still on

01:50:44.050 --> 01:50:47.869
the outside looking in. I was gonna give, I was

01:50:47.869 --> 01:50:51.329
gonna give Cleveland a B. You got a C because

01:50:51.329 --> 01:50:53.890
of that stupid pyramid -shaped building you call

01:50:53.890 --> 01:50:55.729
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which is really a

01:50:55.729 --> 01:50:58.560
music hall of fame. End of that story. Boom!

01:50:58.939 --> 01:51:01.180
Cleveland gets a C, which is somehow still higher

01:51:01.180 --> 01:51:05.619
than Cincinnati at a C -. This is a fantastic

01:51:05.619 --> 01:51:12.119
tier listing to recap! New York City got an A.

01:51:12.460 --> 01:51:16.600
LA got a B+. Chicago, S. Houston, C. Phoenix,

01:51:16.819 --> 01:51:20.659
C. Philadelphia, B +, surprisingly. San Antonio,

01:51:20.939 --> 01:51:26.550
C +, San Diego, A. Dallas B-, Jacksonville C-,

01:51:26.550 --> 01:51:32.470
Austin B +, Fort Worth D +, San Jose C +, Columbus

01:51:32.470 --> 01:51:38.050
C +, Charlotte B, Indianapolis C +, San Francisco

01:51:38.050 --> 01:51:43.130
A, Seattle A +, Denver A, OK City got a C, Nashville

01:51:43.130 --> 01:51:47.220
B +, District of Columbia B +, El Paso C +, Las

01:51:47.220 --> 01:51:53.800
Vegas S, Boston S, Detroit B +, Portland A-,

01:51:53.800 --> 01:51:58.920
a Louisville C +, Memphis C +, Baltimore B-,

01:51:58.920 --> 01:52:03.439
Pittsburgh B, Miami S, Atlanta B-, B, St. Louis

01:52:03.439 --> 01:52:06.760
D minus, Cincinnati C minus, Minneapolis got

01:52:06.760 --> 01:52:10.380
a B, Orlando C plus, Green Bay F, the only F

01:52:10.380 --> 01:52:14.060
on the list. Fuck you. Buffalo got a B plus,

01:52:14.500 --> 01:52:17.500
Cleveland with a C. And there you go. That's

01:52:17.500 --> 01:52:19.680
it. And that's the show. Thank you so much for

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