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Join Master of Menacery Mark Maloney and the

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OG Guy Being Dude Aidan Maloney as they explore

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movies, music, food, and nightlife on the Mark

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Mo Show. With segments like You Just Made the

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List, Carpe DMs, and The 15, each episode is

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loaded with shenanigans, tomfoolery, and chaos.

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We hope you enjoy the show. Hey there everybody,

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what's going on? Welcome to Season 1. Episode

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10 of the Mark Mo Show. My name is Mark Maloney,

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and I am your host for this podcast, along with

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AK219's very own Aidan Maloney, my son, co -host,

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producer of this show, host and producer of many

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other shows. Dudes Talented, what's up? My man,

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buenos dias. It's good to be here. Buenos tardes.

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Buenos, buenos, lots of buenos. I don't know

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how to say morning in Spanish. I just go with

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the Buenos Dias. Buenos Dias, good day. Good

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day. Because that's like any part of the day.

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It'll fit. Like, Buenos Tardes, that works in

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the afternoon. I just know suavos means eggs

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and that's what I want. Suavos? Huevos. Huevos.

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Huevos is eggs. Affordable huevos. Affordable

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huevos. Never seen it. Yeah. Never seen it these

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days. No, no. I mean, to be fair, I mean, if

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I'm a chicken... I'm like, oh, you want this

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egg? All right. What are you going to do for

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it? I'm putting a tariff on this egg. I've been

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communicating with fellow bird friend the penguin,

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and we're banding together as a bird culture

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just to fuck with you guys. Imagine, humans go

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extinct in a couple hundred years, and the next

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big being is the bird. Is the bird. Yeah. Like

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literally a penguin is in an attorney's office.

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Exactly. Yeah. What's up, chicken? No. No, I

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told you not to cross the road. I mean, I think

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that's what we're looking at. The heron that

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was driving can't be at fault. It can't be at

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fault. What's faster, the tortoise or the hare?

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Really? He got you with that? You idiot. You

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bird brain. Yeah, so that's the future. That's

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the future. Sorry, I didn't mean to kill you

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this early. No, it's all good. This early in

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the show. I keep thinking about like, oh, what

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if us saying, like, what if birds become sentient

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before we go extinct? And all of a sudden there's

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audio recordings of me saying bird brain. And

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that's like the next big slur is like you can't

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say bird brain. And then all the birds are canceling

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you. Exactly. It's like. Fuck this guy. And then

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birds are just going ham on human beings. I thought

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it would have been apes. The movie said apes.

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Wasn't there a big emu war in Australia? Wasn't

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that a thing? Was that a thing? I think it was,

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like the Great Emu War. I'm going to do some

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live research. Fellow Aussies, if you are listening

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to this podcast, feel free to hit us up on our

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socials and let us know about the Great Emu War.

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Yeah. The Great Emu War was a nuisance wildlife

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management military operation undertaken in Australia

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over the latter part of 1932 to address public

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concern over the number of emus, a large flightness

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bird indigenous to Australia. That is a real

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thing. The Emu Wars did happen. Wow. So that's

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really, that's foreshadowing. It's what's coming.

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We're going to have Emu World 2. Yeah. Oh yeah.

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When animals start sprouting opposable thumbs

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and they can, like, I'm out. Yeah. I'm like,

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OK, I see what's happening here. I've seen enough.

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They've seen enough, clearly. I don't blame them.

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Yeah. Well, hi, we're back. Hello. We tend to

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go off. Well, if you're a regular listener, you

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know we go off the highway. Find ourselves in

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the Badlands and just tell you about it. Yeah,

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that's what we do. Sometimes we get back on the

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highway. Sometimes we don't. We don't have to.

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No, we really don't. Yeah, we're one of those

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dune buggies. We're fit. That's right. We're

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agile. We are agile. We can improvise. We're

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capable. Capable. I like that. Yes, very capable.

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Well, all I have to say is we produce great content

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like this weekly on all podcast platforms and

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YouTube. We'll also have some one -off interviews

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coming your way. We're going to have one next

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week, which is great because... Aiden and I are

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going to be busy doing other stuff next weekend,

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so we're going to have this great interview lined

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up. Keep an eye on socials for who that interview

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is going to be with. this amazing person. She's

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a complete rock star. Friend of the show. Friend

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of the show. Can't wait to chat with her. That's

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going to be amazing. And you know what? If you

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like the Mark Mo Show, whether it's the interviews,

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whether it's our, you know, the regular podcast,

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whatever it is, check out my radio show, After

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Hours. It's on wvlp .org. That's where it streams

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at. Your tune in app on your handheld device.

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If you are local, we are here in northwest Indiana.

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And most of the people in the world are going

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to be like, where the hell is that? Well, Chicago,

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just not quite. Not quite there. Chicago. Yeah.

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We aspire to be as awesome as Chicago. Yeah.

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It's like we're far enough away where we're not

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in corn, the land of corn. The land of corn.

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Also known as the Midwest. But we're close enough

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that we get the taste, you know? Yes. Like, you

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could drive 20 minutes and find a Lou Malnati's.

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You can. Luminati's, Giordano's, oh! Hey! But

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you could also drive 20 minutes in the other

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way and find some meth houses and corn. And more

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corn. Yeah. And a lot of corn. Soy and corn.

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You get the best of both worlds. You really do.

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I don't know if that's really the best of anything

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the other way. But, you know, that's just me.

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That's just me. Personal opinions, hey? Personal

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opinion. Well, hey, there's a microphone here.

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What are we going to do? Yeah, right. Two white

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dudes with a microphone. What are you going to

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get? Oh, opinions. Opinions. You were definitely

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going to get opinions. My man. Maybe not as many

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as the boomers. Oh, foreshadowing. Anyway. Whoa.

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Oh, hey, yo. We love our older listeners, so

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just realize this is entertainment. For entertainment

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purposes only. Uh -huh. the uh the effects and

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views of this show do not reflect blah blah blah

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legal jargon back when they had the minrow doctrine

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and every news program had to tell you before

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they started spouting opinion this does not reflect

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the blah blah blah and they would say and then

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they would do their piece so you would know oh

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this is the bullshit part of the news and you

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just go on your way until like sports and weather

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came on yeah it was fine Now all of the news

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is that way. Yeah. And there's no more Monroe

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doctrines. I'm sorry. You must have meant to

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say news entertainment. News entertainment. Yes.

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That's exactly what it is. Yeah. Because it's

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like you just watch it and you're just like,

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I'm not sure any of this happened. This is sloth.

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Did any of this happen? Yeah. I don't even know.

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No. Is that really the orange asshole? It could

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be. It might not be. I don't know. Oh, boy. But

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anyway, that after hour show we were talking

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about. Two hours of uninterrupted Celtic punk

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and alt rock every Tuesday night 9 p .m. Central

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Standard Time Friday 4 p .m. Central Standard

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Time You can also check out the guys being dudes

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aka 219 podcast with Aidan Maloney and a guest

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host Occasionally on occasionally on you know

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Once again, I'm alright. I'm in a mood. I'm in

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a mood I'm in a mood and this this is our podcast

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so we're gonna roll All I have to say is that

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when you have the capability to punch in at work,

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on time, I'm guessing. Certainly. Leave, maybe

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a little overtime, maybe sneak in a couple of

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$2, $3 extra. Must be nice. Go, I don't know,

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play a sport, religiously. Right. Never miss

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it. Little recreation, you know. and then decide

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not to show up for said podcast. But not just

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like once in a blue moon. Not just like once

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every four or five weeks. We're like, what, three

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weeks running now? Four weeks missed. Mm. Yeah.

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Yeah. Now, I would hit up Craigslist. I would

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put an ad in Craigslist, because that's reputable.

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I would put an ad in Craigslist and just be like,

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hey, looking for a host. Looking for new short

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white dude. Really? There's a few of them around.

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I'm not sure how reputable most of them are,

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but it's a thing. But I will say, just throw

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that on the Craigslist. you know, maybe back

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pages, whatever works for you. Right. Just throw

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it out there and just be like, hey, look for

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a host. I'm looking for someone that can breathe.

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Right. I'm looking for someone that knows what

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two plus two is. Yeah. Just basic stuff. Sure.

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I think that's really all you need. The bare

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minimum. Yeah. I think you could get by. It's

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an idea. You might want to do that. Just floating

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that out there. Planting that seed, that thought

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seed. Thought seed. It is planted. It is planted.

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Now, AK219 has quite the back catalog, so you

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can hit it up. There's amazing content on there.

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And your, I guess, if you want to call it podcast

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or just an entertainment, your YouTube. The channel.

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Aidan Maloney, spell the correct way. Aidan spelled

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the right way. Aidan spelled the right way. Yes.

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Right or correct, either way. As long as you

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spell it. Spell properly. Yeah, exactly. That's

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it. If not, get the hell out of here. Yeah. If

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you didn't find it, you didn't spell it right.

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You're going to meet the bouncer. Yeah. He's

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going to throw you out of the bar. That's a roadhouse.

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Roadhouse. Yeah, you're out. You're done. Yeah.

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Aiden spelled the right way. That's where you

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find it. Lots of more current content. Very true.

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A lot of gaming content, things like that. I

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don't know. Talk to people. Talk to the people.

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Tell them. See the microphone right in there.

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I see the microphone. All those. Dozens of people.

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They're all in there. It's hundreds and thousands.

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For the hundreds and hundreds of people somewhere.

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Mostly in the Philippines. Shout out Philippines.

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You guys rule. Shout out Philippines. Shout out

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Canada. That's right. By the way, Jolly B is

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Jolly Good. Yeah? Yeah. What does that mean?

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That is... I don't know. No, it is a restaurant.

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based out of the Philippines. And so, their menu,

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they have some Filipino food like, oh god, it

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just left my head. But more stuff that you'll

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find on the island. But they also do fried chicken.

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They must have a lot of frickin' chickens there.

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They do this fried chicken, and the fried chicken's

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excellent. That sounds pretty righteous. It is

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very good. There are a couple of Jollibee's in

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Chicago, so if you can find one, get that chicken,

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because that chicken is righteous. Not sponsored,

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but you get the nod. You get the nod. They might

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have to be, since the Philippines are showing

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us some love. That's true. It all connects. It

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all connects. Wouldn't that be perfect? It would

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be perfect. Jollibee, cut us a check. Yeah, no

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doubt. Yeah. I mean, we're two Irish -American

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loves. Where the hell's Ireland at? Yeah, where

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they been? Where they been? UK's showing us love.

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Can we get sponsored by potatoes? That's what

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I'm saying. Potato. Potato. That's a chip. That's

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a Conan O 'Brien reference. It is a Conan O 'Brien

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reference. Praise be Conan O 'Brien. My man.

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Definitely one of the - One of the legends in

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showbiz. One of the legends. I think one of the

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people that I get - Least controversial. Not

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controversial. The dude is just funny. He's a

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G. He's just a funny dude and does it in such

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a way where, I mean, he doesn't have to push

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the envelope in terms of like, like swearing

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or saying controversial stuff. The dude's just

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funny off, off, off the cuff. Right, right. And

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that takes a lot of talent. And the people he

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has on as guests, he always finds a way to elevate

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them to their highest potential. Absolutely.

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And that's such a remarkable skill. It's a remarkable

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skill, I think. I think he elevated Bill Burr.

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I think he elevated Nikki Glaser. There's so

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many great comedians that he gives the floor

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to them. And then with the way he communicates,

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like you said, just kind of builds them up and

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lets them do their thing. He sets a perfect alley

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-oop. He does he does he's the assist man. Yeah,

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absolutely assist man He's just these he's a

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really great host and as I said if I had to come

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up with a list of of comedians Show hosts things

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like that that I put up there that are an influence

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to me. He's definitely Oh for sure. I would agree

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with you. Do you definitely be in the top ten?

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Top ten or top five. Yeah. For sure. And we do,

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we do top tens on this show. We do. Interesting.

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Interesting. Perhaps in a future episode. Future

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episode, we might have to, our top ten influences.

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Yes. To get back onto the highway though. Oh

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yeah, what are we doing? My show. Good night

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everybody. Aidan spelled the right way. Oh that's

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right, we're not, oh it's not, oh we didn't do

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the show yet, oh shit. We didn't even do the

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thing yet. The thing, oh the thing, before the

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thing. We just got off the highway. We did, we

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did. Again, we didn't get back on. Where are

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we at? My show. Your show. Aidan, Spell the Right

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Way. Let's go. On YouTube, I do fun gaming content,

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indie horror, silly games, bridge building games.

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The bridge building's fun. Sometimes I make a

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fool out of myself, and I'm fine with that because,

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you know, as someone that's into entertainment

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and being an entertainer, you got to learn to

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just take the L's, you know? You do. You got

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to learn to take the L's and make them funny.

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That's what you have to do. I feel like I've

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become pretty good at that. So check out my show.

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That's it. I do watch the gaming content and

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the bridge building. I get so involved in because

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I'll sit there like you and I are sitting in

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the same room. Oh yeah. And you'll be like doing

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stuff and like, oh, don't put that. No, don't

00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:25.879
do that. Don't do that. It's nonsensical. It

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is. And then I'm just sitting there the whole

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time, shaking my head after one wrong move. I'm

00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:30.519
like, nah, it's going to fall. It's going to

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fall. And then it falls. And I'm just like, see?

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Why weren't you listening? Oh, because I'm in

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my house. That's why you weren't listening. That's

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how you know it's a good show, is if people are

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that entwined in watching it. Absolutely. And

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that I'm happy about. Yeah, it's great stuff,

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dude. It's awesome, I love it. Now, okay, so

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if you remember last week's episode, we kicked

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everything off by talking about impending doom.

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Now, I guess it's not much different this week

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because we're talking about impending doom. Right.

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But is it impending still? No, we're in the middle

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of doom. We're right between the two O's. We

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are in the middle of doom. And I mean, holy shit,

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unless you've been living under a rock, shit's

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going sideways. And it's very easy to blame the

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orange asshole of the White House. And trust

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me, he deserves most of it, like 99 .3%. Sure.

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But let's be honest, he didn't get there by himself.

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There's a group of folks that deserve as much

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blame. People that helped put him there, people

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that currently prop him up. And so, they're typically

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more religious than, say, younger Americans.

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They're already at that Medicare, Medicaid, Social

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Security age. Their eyes and knees are failing.

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Well, so are mine, but that's a different story.

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That's a different story for a different day.

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They tend to be a bit forgetful. Jesus Christ,

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it's me. I'm not one of them. Of course, I'm

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speaking about the boomer. Ah, quite. The boomer.

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The gray -haired, overly opinionated boomer.

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They think everyone is overly sensitive, yet

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they're the ones that gave the birth to Karen

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and Kevin. They always disapprove of your career

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and they all think they're Warren Buffett. They

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get irritated if you're on your phone in their

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presence. God forbid. And hey, if you go to therapy,

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you're just weak. Great service in establishment?

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Meager tip. Poor service. They are gonna write

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a thesis on why you suck on Yelp. You'll find

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most of them at some sort of religious ceremony

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on Sundays. One place you won't find them is

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one of those do -it -yourself checkout lines

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at the grocery store. Oh, yeah, they are allergic

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to that shit They do not have much care about

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the future of the future generations It makes

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me want to steal their social security checks.

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I'm not gonna lie Thought about it a time or

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two felony might just do it anyway. I Mean we

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got a felon as president right so must be okay

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They forever preach about hard work and how things

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were tougher for them. And if life is tough for

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you, clearly you just didn't work hard enough.

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True. Last but certainly not least, more than

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half of them voted for the guy. that is responsible

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for all of this current global chaos and the

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past several months and all the tariffs and the

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last two days on the market that have just gone

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into the shitter. Aidan Jesus, talk to me, please.

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Yeah, I want to preface what I'm about to say

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by saying I am not ageist. I do not take prejudice

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on people with a certain age. or who look a certain

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age, that doesn't matter to me. And it's easy

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to group people into generations as we do, but

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not every boomer is this way. So if you feel

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wrongly persecuted by what host Mark Mo said

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or what I'm about to say, then you're not a part

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of the group. It's not directed to you. It's

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not directed to you, but there is a loud majority

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of boomers who this does apply to. Absolutely.

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It's not Bernie. No. It's not Elizabeth Warren.

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You know, there's a lot of, it's not Robert De

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Niro, there's a lot of fine boomers out there.

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Yes. But I want to say first and foremost to

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that loud majority of you, you are entitled,

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rude, religious zealots who have no right to

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believe that you worked any harder than the success

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in generations. And I'm about to explain to you

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why that is. Oh, go. Because you had the easiest

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childhood, young adulthood, adulthood of any

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generation in the modern era of humanity. Yep.

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The marginal tax rates when you were growing

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up, the 1940s, 50s, early 60s, the richest Americans

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fell into the tax bracket where they were taxed

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90%. 90%. And the poorest half of Americans were

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taxed closer to 20. Now, these days, the richest

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Americans are taxed below 40%. And the poorest

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Americans are still taxed above 10%. So you got

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to live in a world with the most highly funded

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social programs, because of these taxes, the

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best infrastructure, the largest growing economy,

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you had it easy. And you have the audacity to

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believe the current generation has it that way.

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Now how about income inequality? In the 60s,

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the average one percenter, so you're talking

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the richest three million Americans. or about

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$4 million, let's say, made about $400 ,000,

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while the poorest Americans made somewhere between

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$20 ,000 to $30 ,000. These days, this statistic

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goes up to about 2010, that 1 % has gone up over

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$1 .4 million. Of course. While the poorest wage

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stays the same. The same. the absolute same has

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not gone up even the slightest. Here's why. And

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here is exactly how this connects to what I said

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in the beginning, because productivity and worker

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compensation had a little split in the 1970s,

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thanks to two dipshits, oh I'm sorry, presidents,

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by the names of Nixon and Reagan. Oh Lord. So

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between 1948, you're talking post -war booming

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economy, 1948 to 1973, productivity in this country

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rose 96%. Hourly compensation rose 91%. From

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1973 to the early 2010s, productivity up 72%.

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Hourly compensation? Nine percent. Oh God. You

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got paid for the work you did, boomers. We're

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not. Nope. Gen Z isn't. Millennials weren't and

00:22:01.900 --> 00:22:05.940
aren't. Yeah. Gen X weren't and aren't. And you

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want to talk inflation too, because I haven't

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touched inflation quite yet. Let's talk price

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changes. Just over the last two and a half decades.

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Right? Hospital services. Up 200 percent. This

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is all adjusted for inflation. So you're talking

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inflation plus over 200%. College tuition over

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160%. You're talking housing 80 % plus 80 % on

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top of inflation. New cars plus 10 % on top of

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inflation. You got the cheapest cars, the cheapest

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housing, the cheapest education. on top of the

00:22:50.200 --> 00:22:55.579
social services, on top of the high wages, and

00:22:55.579 --> 00:22:58.740
you have the audacity to claim the opposite.

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Minimum wage in the 1960s, adjusted for inflation,

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about $13 an hour, with those reduced prices.

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Minimum wage today is still the same as it was

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in 2009, $7 .25. That's you can double that Seven

00:23:22.490 --> 00:23:24.809
dollars and a quarter and you'd still be making

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a poverty wage. Yeah still on top of that To

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loop it fully back around to what you were saying

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how This dogshit rapist orange piece of shit

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got into office. Yeah, not once but twice twice

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Let's look at some let's look at some liens some

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left right liens. Okay, baby boomers 31 % full

00:23:49.539 --> 00:23:54.519
right lean. Yep. 17 % left lean. The remaining

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percentage is either moderate or independent.

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Millennials, 27 % left lean. 17 % right lean.

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Yep. The rest being moderate or independent.

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You wanna know how we got there? That's how.

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Yep. But you guys are already on Social Security.

00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:17.599
You got the bag they got they got the bag. They

00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:20.839
got fucking the rest of us Yeah, I'm never gonna

00:24:20.839 --> 00:24:23.259
be able to retire. No because Social Security

00:24:23.259 --> 00:24:27.720
is gonna be dead. Yep. My 401k is thrashed. Yeah,

00:24:28.420 --> 00:24:31.759
I Will work till I die That's the way that's

00:24:31.759 --> 00:24:34.359
the way you chose got to return like retire in

00:24:34.359 --> 00:24:37.240
your 60s Yeah, you got the bag and said fuck

00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:39.460
the rest and they were the ones once again and

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I know and we didn't really discuss this but

00:24:43.519 --> 00:24:46.119
The boomers are the ones that bought their homes

00:24:46.119 --> 00:24:51.220
in the 1970s and the 1980s. They have that beautiful

00:24:51.220 --> 00:24:53.559
brick ranch on the corner. We're here in Valparaiso,

00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:56.380
Indiana, so we'll use that as an example. They

00:24:56.380 --> 00:25:01.200
bought that say in 1980, and they probably paid

00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:05.299
in the neighborhood of maybe 70 or $80 ,000 for

00:25:05.299 --> 00:25:08.660
it. Right. And when they sell it, they're going

00:25:08.660 --> 00:25:11.680
to sell it for about a half a million. If not

00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:15.519
more. If not more. Yeah. So once again, they

00:25:15.519 --> 00:25:18.640
got the bag Yeah, and if they wait till a certain

00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:21.039
age you get to take a certain payment without

00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:25.180
the tax I forget what tax that is or or how that

00:25:25.180 --> 00:25:28.400
works I know some people have done it, but that'll

00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:31.579
be just straight -up cash for them Yeah, in addition

00:25:31.579 --> 00:25:34.319
to retirement and the Social Security like you

00:25:34.319 --> 00:25:36.920
said which are already getting and and so they're

00:25:36.920 --> 00:25:38.819
they're gonna be good They're gonna be fine.

00:25:39.259 --> 00:25:42.700
It's the rest of us who can't afford these five,

00:25:42.900 --> 00:25:47.579
$600 ,000 homes that are gonna look at things

00:25:47.579 --> 00:25:52.059
when we're 60, 60, 570 and like, oh shit, okay,

00:25:53.119 --> 00:25:55.640
well, I guess I'll just keep working. Right,

00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:58.339
yeah. Floating off with the life raft while the

00:25:58.339 --> 00:26:01.460
rest of us are drowning. Oh yeah. And you still

00:26:01.460 --> 00:26:03.880
have the audacity to look back and laugh. Yep.

00:26:04.539 --> 00:26:07.359
Is the craziest part to me. It is crazy. And

00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:09.980
that's, like I said, that's not every boomer.

00:26:10.140 --> 00:26:12.960
That's not every boomer. And there are some,

00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:16.319
there's a handful that are even friends of friends

00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:19.279
of mine. Oh, yeah, no doubt. Family friends even.

00:26:19.660 --> 00:26:22.299
And they get it. They understand. They're even

00:26:22.299 --> 00:26:24.559
in the same mindset of, oh, well, I'm not one

00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:27.319
of those boomers. And I know. I hear you. Trust

00:26:27.319 --> 00:26:31.559
me, I hear you. But it's insane that the loud

00:26:31.559 --> 00:26:36.640
majority is exactly like that. Right. I mean,

00:26:36.660 --> 00:26:39.849
it is. And it's kind of disappointing. And I

00:26:39.849 --> 00:26:46.410
feel like I feel like they just didn't learn

00:26:46.410 --> 00:26:49.049
enough from the greatest generation, which were

00:26:49.049 --> 00:26:52.170
their moms and dads, which they should have learned

00:26:52.170 --> 00:26:54.630
some shit because if anybody went through shit,

00:26:54.970 --> 00:26:57.529
it was that generation. And they were the ones

00:26:57.529 --> 00:27:02.130
that built this country that the boomers thrived

00:27:02.130 --> 00:27:05.950
off of, set it up for them on a golden platter.

00:27:05.970 --> 00:27:08.960
Right. to which they turned around and said,

00:27:09.980 --> 00:27:12.079
ah, screw the rest of them. Right. Yeah, this

00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:14.680
is, this is... And this, also one thing we haven't

00:27:14.680 --> 00:27:18.799
touched on, is this is mainly directed towards

00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:23.440
white American boomers. Correct. Correct. Because

00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:26.720
black American boomers were dealing with the

00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:29.680
civil rights crisis. They're in the same boat

00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:32.019
with the rest of us. They're in the same boat,

00:27:32.019 --> 00:27:35.200
if not a worse one. Probably. If not a worse

00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:38.329
one. Yep. That's that's a point. We haven't even

00:27:38.329 --> 00:27:40.589
touched on and I already that could be that could

00:27:40.589 --> 00:27:42.670
be a different show Entirely whole that I was

00:27:42.670 --> 00:27:44.430
just about to say I feel like I've talked too

00:27:44.430 --> 00:27:47.450
much, but that's an in that's an entirely Fantastic

00:27:47.450 --> 00:27:49.890
point we haven't hit yet. Yeah, but we can yeah,

00:27:49.890 --> 00:27:52.490
we can always come back to that but that's just

00:27:52.490 --> 00:27:55.950
kind of the whole point behind it is is You know

00:27:55.950 --> 00:27:59.869
as you say not not everybody in that age bracket

00:27:59.869 --> 00:28:02.650
fits into what we're saying here, but a lot of

00:28:02.650 --> 00:28:07.289
them do and Just as a perfect example of how

00:28:07.289 --> 00:28:10.130
fucked up things are, and we already talked about

00:28:10.130 --> 00:28:14.109
Trump, and everything he's doing. Look at Congress,

00:28:14.809 --> 00:28:17.410
the Congress that's allowing him to do it. It's

00:28:17.410 --> 00:28:22.009
mostly boomers in Congress. Right. So when you

00:28:22.009 --> 00:28:23.950
say, oh my god, this government, they don't do

00:28:23.950 --> 00:28:25.910
anything, and blah, blah, I'm like, well look

00:28:25.910 --> 00:28:27.509
at the Supreme Court, look at Congress, look

00:28:27.509 --> 00:28:31.390
at, it's a bunch of old people. Right. And it's

00:28:31.390 --> 00:28:34.049
like, You know, the last few presidents have

00:28:34.049 --> 00:28:37.009
been so old and I think, man, I remember my dad

00:28:37.009 --> 00:28:40.289
when he was 70 and 75. No, wait, hell, he's being

00:28:40.289 --> 00:28:43.190
president. What the hell? Right. What are we

00:28:43.190 --> 00:28:46.089
doing? And once again, it's not that they're

00:28:46.089 --> 00:28:48.390
not capable of thought or they're not capable

00:28:48.390 --> 00:28:51.849
of doing things. This is supposed to be one of

00:28:51.849 --> 00:28:54.130
the most stressful jobs in the world. Right.

00:28:54.690 --> 00:29:00.730
That's my point. I mean, shit, I'm 50 and I can't

00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:03.519
I look at that job like, holy shit, man, I'd

00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:05.619
be dozing off in the middle of the day. I wouldn't

00:29:05.619 --> 00:29:09.859
be able to sleep at night. And so that's a big

00:29:09.859 --> 00:29:13.119
part of it, is that I think a lot of these people,

00:29:13.740 --> 00:29:17.519
thank you for your service. You know go go watch

00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:21.680
matlock go away go go go eat it at a breakfast

00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:24.660
buffet somewhere You know go to go to the really

00:29:24.660 --> 00:29:27.079
cheap ones in Vegas right with your friends Go

00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:29.180
play some fucking bingo in Keno or whatever the

00:29:29.180 --> 00:29:31.720
hell it is that you guys play You know if you

00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:35.339
have the audacity to set a minimum age for certain

00:29:35.339 --> 00:29:38.019
government jobs There should be a maximum age

00:29:38.019 --> 00:29:41.559
which is a retirement age Yep, if there's a minimum

00:29:41.559 --> 00:29:43.480
there should be a maximum. I absolutely agree.

00:29:44.019 --> 00:29:46.670
Yep No doubt about that. And I don't know what

00:29:46.670 --> 00:29:50.670
that age is. I'm gonna say, how about the age

00:29:50.670 --> 00:29:53.970
where you can get social security? Right. Yeah,

00:29:53.990 --> 00:29:56.630
once you're eligible, go retire, go sit on a

00:29:56.630 --> 00:30:00.630
beach. Okay? No more insider trading. Nope. No

00:30:00.630 --> 00:30:04.069
more fucking future generations. Go away. Yeah.

00:30:04.349 --> 00:30:08.690
Sell that $600 ,000 house and go sit in a cabin

00:30:08.690 --> 00:30:13.809
somewhere or in a condo. or eating soft white

00:30:13.809 --> 00:30:16.430
rice in a fucking retirement community or whatever

00:30:16.430 --> 00:30:18.829
the fuck it is that you're gonna do. All I'm

00:30:18.829 --> 00:30:23.390
saying is you're fucking up my vibe, man, and

00:30:23.390 --> 00:30:28.049
you need to stop, and I'm just as critical of

00:30:28.049 --> 00:30:31.809
my own generation, and I feel like Gen X should

00:30:31.809 --> 00:30:34.349
have grabbed hold of this fucking situation by

00:30:34.349 --> 00:30:37.650
now, but here's the thing, and it may be up.

00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:39.240
Well, it's not going to be up to Millennials

00:30:39.240 --> 00:30:41.119
because they're worse than we are. It's probably

00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:44.299
going to be up to Gen Z at some point. But like

00:30:44.299 --> 00:30:46.940
with the Gen Xers and once again, these some

00:30:46.940 --> 00:30:50.160
of this stuff, some is generalization and we

00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:54.039
get that. Certainly. But like a large portion

00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:56.220
of the Gen Xers and I know some and some are

00:30:56.220 --> 00:30:59.039
very successful and all that kind of stuff. But

00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:02.420
we're kind of the just we don't give a shit.

00:31:02.700 --> 00:31:06.519
Right, we have checked the fuck out as as a generation.

00:31:06.700 --> 00:31:09.500
Yeah, we are generation check the fuck out. That's

00:31:09.500 --> 00:31:11.799
what we've done You know, we're just kind of

00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:14.039
in the bathroom. We're like, yep. Oh, yeah, that's

00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:16.380
us washing our hands of all of this Yeah, we

00:31:16.380 --> 00:31:19.240
just don't we just want to keep working Hoping

00:31:19.240 --> 00:31:21.119
that there's a little couple of breadcrumbs at

00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:22.819
the end of this fucking road when we get there,

00:31:22.859 --> 00:31:26.279
right? Which there probably won't be but so then

00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:28.740
that leaves Millennials and Gen Z years and Millennials

00:31:28.740 --> 00:31:31.819
are almost as bad as a jet Xers are And with

00:31:31.819 --> 00:31:35.259
them, they're just like, we care about us. That's

00:31:35.259 --> 00:31:37.680
like the millennials are just like, so like we

00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:39.619
care about us and our shit. I don't care about

00:31:39.619 --> 00:31:41.819
all you guys. This is like they've they're much

00:31:41.819 --> 00:31:44.039
more like that. And then Gen Zers, I think, in

00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.720
my opinion, you can correct me if I'm wrong.

00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:48.720
They look at this whole thing like like the big

00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:51.640
picture. And they're like, man, this is this

00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:53.740
is messed up. Right. This is really messed up.

00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:55.920
What are we going to do about this? And they

00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:58.680
look at it as a broad picture, a broad stroke,

00:31:58.920 --> 00:32:01.359
whereas millennials are kind of more themselves,

00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:04.259
and Gen Xers have checked out. I would agree

00:32:04.259 --> 00:32:06.700
with that for the most part. I feel like the

00:32:06.700 --> 00:32:09.539
issue with Gen Z, being a part of it myself,

00:32:10.140 --> 00:32:13.240
the issue with Gen Z is that there is a small

00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:17.000
percentage, I want to say maybe a tenth, that

00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:22.720
are, that chronically online, you know, incel,

00:32:22.819 --> 00:32:26.319
hyper right wing, Andrew Tate, cock sucking losers.

00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:29.819
Right. That I mean that is a part of Gen Z sure,

00:32:30.059 --> 00:32:32.500
you know If we're talking generalization that

00:32:32.500 --> 00:32:34.579
has to be a part of it where I want to say the

00:32:34.579 --> 00:32:38.420
majority of Gen Z is You know woke to the bullshit

00:32:38.420 --> 00:32:41.579
that's really going on But there's still that

00:32:41.579 --> 00:32:43.440
small sliver. And of course, there's always gonna

00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:45.519
be a small sliver that ruins it for the rest

00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:49.660
of us. Oh sure that Once again, that tiny percentage

00:32:49.660 --> 00:32:53.539
is really loud and annoying and sets a bad precedent

00:32:53.539 --> 00:32:58.099
for generations like Gen Alpha who are also growing

00:32:58.099 --> 00:33:02.180
up permanently online. iPad kids. The iPad kid

00:33:02.180 --> 00:33:04.880
generation, I've heard it called. That's alarming.

00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:07.940
Because you know who owns all the apps? You know

00:33:07.940 --> 00:33:10.900
who owns all of social media? The billionaire

00:33:10.900 --> 00:33:14.859
cucks that are all hyper right wing. Yeah. That

00:33:14.859 --> 00:33:17.480
are all fueling the shit happening today. Yeah.

00:33:17.740 --> 00:33:22.299
Oh yeah. 100%. So I don't know what type of power

00:33:22.299 --> 00:33:27.589
that 90 % of Gen Z has. because I don't have

00:33:27.589 --> 00:33:31.589
high hopes for Gen A. I don't. No, it looks bad.

00:33:32.150 --> 00:33:33.809
You know, it's funny, you started getting into

00:33:33.809 --> 00:33:37.789
your, just kind of your description of Gen Alpha,

00:33:38.390 --> 00:33:42.089
and a movie immediately popped into my head,

00:33:42.710 --> 00:33:45.529
and Wally, meh, Wally. Oh, yeah. So there's that

00:33:45.529 --> 00:33:49.089
little, and look, I'm a movie guy, I'm a movie

00:33:49.089 --> 00:33:53.690
critic. Wally can bite ass. I don't like Wally.

00:33:54.230 --> 00:33:57.109
And it's not an anti -animation. I'm an animation

00:33:57.109 --> 00:34:00.269
guy. I love animated film. I can't stand that

00:34:00.269 --> 00:34:03.950
damn film. But it does make a really good point.

00:34:04.829 --> 00:34:06.730
So it's not complete horse shit. It does make

00:34:06.730 --> 00:34:08.530
a good point, especially at the end. It's a good

00:34:08.530 --> 00:34:12.289
message. Right, exactly where humans have become

00:34:12.289 --> 00:34:16.090
useless. They're just in these chairs and all

00:34:16.090 --> 00:34:18.659
they do is eat and shit. Right and that's it

00:34:18.659 --> 00:34:21.460
and and like they just they require technology

00:34:21.460 --> 00:34:24.260
to kind of keep them alive With like screens

00:34:24.260 --> 00:34:26.960
in their face all the time and and like you look

00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:29.219
at that and it's animated So you don't really

00:34:29.219 --> 00:34:30.800
think about it, but then at the end you're like

00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:34.039
damn All right, right. Yeah, that's what that

00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:38.539
could be real even that picture of that useless

00:34:38.539 --> 00:34:42.340
human society in Wally of You know humans eating

00:34:42.340 --> 00:34:44.480
shitting whatever else being floated around on

00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:48.039
these chairs. That's still in my opinion, that's

00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:51.559
still a utopia compared to what I see as the

00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:55.920
future of private equity firms buying up, eating

00:34:55.920 --> 00:35:00.980
everything, destroying the last semblance of

00:35:00.980 --> 00:35:05.780
working class rights that we have, union rights,

00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:10.320
etc. The future of the working class is so much

00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:16.300
more dire than even Wally looks in the end. Yep,

00:35:16.619 --> 00:35:17.820
I agree with that. And that's the disturbing

00:35:17.820 --> 00:35:20.260
part. That is a disturbing part. And I know we

00:35:20.260 --> 00:35:21.820
could go on to engines here and we're going to

00:35:21.820 --> 00:35:24.639
keep going with our show. But you had mentioned

00:35:24.639 --> 00:35:27.739
private equity companies. I look at companies

00:35:27.739 --> 00:35:30.920
like Joanne Fabrics and Hooters and companies

00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:34.000
like these have been bought up by those companies

00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:36.800
that throw all their bad debt on it and then

00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:39.400
wait for them to fail and then claim bankruptcy.

00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:42.570
Right. They just keep doing that shit, and it's

00:35:42.570 --> 00:35:44.349
it's unbelievable. It's just like oh man. I didn't

00:35:44.349 --> 00:35:45.610
know Hooters was doing that bad They weren't

00:35:45.610 --> 00:35:48.610
doing that bad They just saddled them with a

00:35:48.610 --> 00:35:50.730
lot of bad. That's what they do with Joanne Fabric

00:35:50.730 --> 00:35:54.409
Joanne Fabric was around forever. We do we sell

00:35:54.409 --> 00:35:58.090
cloth In the yarn right there, but they've done

00:35:58.090 --> 00:36:01.150
it forever, and they've been fine. Yeah until

00:36:01.150 --> 00:36:05.070
Private equity yeah, and in a weird way GameStop

00:36:05.070 --> 00:36:06.969
is the only one that keeps flipping them off

00:36:06.969 --> 00:36:09.309
like right now We're gonna make it in spite of

00:36:09.309 --> 00:36:12.429
you. Yeah And I almost love them for that. In

00:36:12.429 --> 00:36:14.829
a way, I agree. In a way. Oh yeah, for sure.

00:36:15.349 --> 00:36:19.909
Like I would buy all the GameStop stock. I really

00:36:19.909 --> 00:36:23.269
would. To the moon! Yeah, right, right. Anyway,

00:36:24.289 --> 00:36:28.050
I think we killed the boomers, so I don't think

00:36:28.050 --> 00:36:32.530
there's any left. Oh, no. Oh, no. Anyway. We

00:36:32.530 --> 00:36:36.369
did. Verbally, a verbal assault. Yeah, I mean,

00:36:36.710 --> 00:36:38.710
but you get our point. And if you kind of fit

00:36:38.710 --> 00:36:41.469
into the descriptors that we gave, then it's

00:36:41.469 --> 00:36:43.789
directed to you. Yes. Take a moment of introspection.

00:36:44.170 --> 00:36:48.190
Look in a mirror. Reflect on why. It's not even

00:36:48.190 --> 00:36:50.329
a text. We're literally describing, bringing

00:36:50.329 --> 00:36:55.070
you points of fact, documented points of fact.

00:36:55.110 --> 00:36:58.250
And if you feel targeted by that, Take a moment

00:36:58.250 --> 00:37:02.050
to reflect as to why yeah, if you feel wronged

00:37:02.050 --> 00:37:05.090
that we're bringing up facts about you Maybe

00:37:05.090 --> 00:37:07.590
you're part of the problem. Yeah, then this was

00:37:07.590 --> 00:37:12.329
towards you, right? Yeah But Bernie not you my

00:37:12.329 --> 00:37:15.070
man my man Bernie. You're good De Niro. You're

00:37:15.070 --> 00:37:17.190
a G You know, there's there's a lot of other

00:37:17.190 --> 00:37:19.750
good older people out there that kind of get

00:37:19.750 --> 00:37:24.030
it I wish more would but at any rate, that's

00:37:24.030 --> 00:37:27.260
just kind of where we're at And with everything

00:37:27.260 --> 00:37:29.920
that's happening, as I've said, it's very easy

00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:34.039
to blame it on one guy and we often do, but he's

00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:37.440
there because of a lot of other people his age.

00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:42.019
Right. And that's the point. True. Alright, well,

00:37:42.619 --> 00:37:47.079
how about that for an opener? True. That opening

00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:50.059
dialogue got me a little riled up. it did it

00:37:50.059 --> 00:37:52.920
did i got i got fired up i'm wide awake now i

00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.320
think i need to calm down a little something

00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:56.840
something irish up i think is what it is get

00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:58.739
your irish up yeah for sure we're gonna have

00:37:58.739 --> 00:38:02.079
to maybe uh get some indica i mean no we can't

00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:04.280
do that we're we're in indiana no we just have

00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:06.119
to go to a different state and give them our

00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:08.260
tax dollars right we're surrounded by states

00:38:08.260 --> 00:38:10.679
that are like yeah we're good with that yeah

00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:13.500
indiana we're making money indianistan no no

00:38:13.500 --> 00:38:21.099
no that's that's fine Long pause every time every

00:38:21.099 --> 00:38:23.920
every once in a while. I need a long pause But

00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:26.760
we are gonna take a quick break and we come back

00:38:26.760 --> 00:38:42.079
a little carpe diem for your enjoyment All right,

00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.679
we are back everybody from that stellar insane

00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:50.739
opening of Episode 10 of the Mark Mo Show. And

00:38:50.739 --> 00:38:54.500
we are now on to Carpe Diem. That's right, you

00:38:54.500 --> 00:38:58.000
beautiful folks, even the older ones, send us

00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:02.619
your DMs and we read them on the show. And if

00:39:02.619 --> 00:39:05.920
you have a question, we might answer it. We might

00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:08.860
not. We might. We might. Right. We say that because

00:39:08.860 --> 00:39:11.139
legally speaking, we're not obliged to. That

00:39:11.139 --> 00:39:13.380
is correct. The whole thing about like the views

00:39:13.380 --> 00:39:15.280
and blah, blah, blah. This show don't reflect.

00:39:15.739 --> 00:39:18.199
it's the same thing same deal same thing just

00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:21.139
legal jargon don't worry about it but do send

00:39:21.139 --> 00:39:23.440
us your social security card the physical card

00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:25.599
the physical card to our p .o. box and we'll

00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:27.960
send you back a photocopy for your convenience

00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:31.800
yes and if you send us your actual social security

00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:39.099
payments my man that's it that's all i got that's

00:39:39.099 --> 00:39:41.840
all just send them send them to me just do it

00:39:41.840 --> 00:39:44.039
yeah i will i will take good care of what's the

00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:48.150
worst that could happen It's in good hands. Yeah,

00:39:48.150 --> 00:39:51.289
there's no cons. I see all pros. There are no

00:39:51.289 --> 00:39:53.610
cons, all pros. And guess what? When you give

00:39:53.610 --> 00:39:55.469
that money to me, I'm not going to tariff you.

00:39:55.630 --> 00:39:58.570
So there you go. What a bonus, right? My man.

00:39:58.650 --> 00:40:03.010
What a bonus. I won't tariff you. That is so...

00:40:03.010 --> 00:40:05.670
It's so refreshing to hear, actually. Isn't it?

00:40:05.869 --> 00:40:08.929
It really is. I won't tariff you. God, I wish.

00:40:10.610 --> 00:40:13.460
Anyway. Back to that whole Carpe Diem thing.

00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:15.559
So, Aiden, you got some DMs for us today? I got

00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:18.099
some DMs. Let's do it. A couple people checked

00:40:18.099 --> 00:40:21.960
in. My boy, Gumbo Swish of the Gumbo Clan. The

00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:27.780
Gumbo Clan. Gumbo Swish asks, $700 daily to be

00:40:27.780 --> 00:40:33.480
hired as the town madman. Oh, I'll do it. Like,

00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:35.719
I don't even have to hesitate. So you're talking

00:40:35.719 --> 00:40:39.219
like, there actually is. I heard a story. I don't

00:40:39.219 --> 00:40:41.460
know if it was Valparaiso or Chesterton, but

00:40:41.460 --> 00:40:44.260
this is all in northwest Indiana, the Chicagoland

00:40:44.260 --> 00:40:46.659
we were talking about for all our foreign listeners.

00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:51.380
Chicago's greatest reach, its metropolitan reach,

00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:54.219
covers northwest Indiana, and those are two towns

00:40:54.219 --> 00:40:57.500
in there. But there's a story of this local town

00:40:57.500 --> 00:41:01.400
madman who just kept stealing bicycles. He just

00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:03.500
kept stealing bicycles and he just put them in

00:41:03.500 --> 00:41:07.070
a pile. He just had, he had this little hoard

00:41:07.070 --> 00:41:09.789
of bicycles and people never saw him riding them.

00:41:09.829 --> 00:41:12.389
He was always walking around. He just took the

00:41:12.389 --> 00:41:15.329
bicycles to have them. Put them in a pile. That

00:41:15.329 --> 00:41:19.369
type of menisery while, while harmful because

00:41:19.369 --> 00:41:21.690
you are stealing property from somebody that

00:41:21.690 --> 00:41:25.449
of course they might need. It's, you take a step,

00:41:25.630 --> 00:41:27.889
you take a step back and it's kind of funny.

00:41:28.429 --> 00:41:31.429
I. Love that. I would do that in a heartbeat.

00:41:31.869 --> 00:41:34.789
Like literally just like run and just pop around

00:41:34.789 --> 00:41:37.610
corners and surprise people. Be like, oh, have

00:41:37.610 --> 00:41:40.130
you heard of the muffin man? And then just like

00:41:40.130 --> 00:41:43.150
run away. Just like terrorize people all day

00:41:43.150 --> 00:41:47.269
long. It's the main man again. Run! I would do

00:41:47.269 --> 00:41:51.250
it. I'm really tempted, because what, 700 bones

00:41:51.250 --> 00:41:55.269
a day? Yeah. Times 365 days. To just cause chaos.

00:41:55.389 --> 00:41:58.969
You're talking 250 grand a year? Yep. Dude. I'm

00:41:58.969 --> 00:42:02.190
in. I'm in. You don't even have to ask me twice.

00:42:02.369 --> 00:42:04.949
I am in. I will be that guy. I will come up with

00:42:04.949 --> 00:42:07.010
new and exciting ways to terrorize the public.

00:42:07.190 --> 00:42:08.809
Quarter mill a year just to be a little menace

00:42:08.809 --> 00:42:10.489
on the side? Just to be a menace. Come on. It's

00:42:10.489 --> 00:42:12.170
not saying I gotta break the law, right? That's

00:42:12.170 --> 00:42:13.550
true. Just be a little crazy, that's it. That's

00:42:13.550 --> 00:42:15.949
true. I can do it. I will be that guy. Oh, hell

00:42:15.949 --> 00:42:21.659
yeah. Next question I got. Nutsmith asks, I gift

00:42:21.659 --> 00:42:25.420
you one million dollars, but I curse you with

00:42:25.420 --> 00:42:29.320
a sentient toilet bowl. Every time you sit down

00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:32.300
to shit, your porcelain throne will speak to

00:42:32.300 --> 00:42:35.860
you about your bowel movements. Do you accept?

00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:42.519
Wow. So, you become a millionaire. Yes. But that

00:42:42.519 --> 00:42:45.360
once or twice a day of private time you get to

00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:49.269
sit down, just... shit for ten minutes. Look

00:42:49.269 --> 00:42:51.630
at your phone, read a book. Becomes interrupted

00:42:51.630 --> 00:42:54.969
by your toilet bowl talking to you. Yeah. That

00:42:54.969 --> 00:42:57.070
would be a nuisance. I'll say it. That would

00:42:57.070 --> 00:42:58.449
be a nuisance. It would be a nuisance. You're

00:42:58.449 --> 00:43:00.210
just sitting there doing your business, be like,

00:43:00.530 --> 00:43:04.230
hey, hey, dude. You must have had corn. Yeah.

00:43:04.489 --> 00:43:08.550
Do you know you have hemorrhoids? No fiber, boy.

00:43:09.309 --> 00:43:12.110
Oh, man. It really stinks in here. And he's just

00:43:12.110 --> 00:43:14.849
going to town on you. Right. That would be uncomfortable.

00:43:15.099 --> 00:43:17.139
It would be. But what's pretty comforting is

00:43:17.139 --> 00:43:18.940
seven figures in a bank. Seven figures in the

00:43:18.940 --> 00:43:22.239
bank. Yep. So would I take that daily irritation

00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:25.599
for seven figures? I think so. But what if that

00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:28.760
toilet ends up being like mostly funny? That

00:43:28.760 --> 00:43:30.639
would, I mean, yeah, you got to find the silver

00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:32.949
lining in things, right? And it would be easier

00:43:32.949 --> 00:43:34.929
to find a silver lining in things if you were

00:43:34.929 --> 00:43:36.849
a millionaire. You know what, Maloney? I'm tired

00:43:36.849 --> 00:43:40.130
of taking your shit. I would love it. Oh, yeah.

00:43:40.309 --> 00:43:42.010
I would love it. It's like, hey, good bit, toilet.

00:43:42.050 --> 00:43:44.090
I like that one. Good bit, toilet. Now I'm going

00:43:44.090 --> 00:43:47.909
to flush you. I think I would be OK with that.

00:43:48.230 --> 00:43:51.210
I think so. That's a fair trade. That's a fair

00:43:51.210 --> 00:43:55.070
trade. A toilet with an attitude, and I get money.

00:43:55.289 --> 00:43:58.230
And you get money, right. OK. So pros and cons,

00:43:58.250 --> 00:44:01.190
I like the pros. I do, too. That is a - I do,

00:44:01.250 --> 00:44:05.360
too. A fun question from from Nutsmith. All right,

00:44:05.480 --> 00:44:07.900
Nutsmith. That's two positives so far. Two positives.

00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:10.840
Here we go. I got a question from CrippyGru.

00:44:11.500 --> 00:44:13.519
Crip, what's up? Our boy Crip, this is the last

00:44:13.519 --> 00:44:17.840
DM I received. What's something you're an absolute

00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:24.519
sucker for? Well, hmm. I am an absolute sucker

00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:30.429
for Taco Bell. Yeah, and I know we just had that

00:44:30.429 --> 00:44:32.610
fast food tier list a couple weeks back We did

00:44:32.610 --> 00:44:35.309
we gave Taco Bell an a or an a -minus something

00:44:35.309 --> 00:44:38.590
like that. Yeah, but there's just there's something

00:44:38.590 --> 00:44:42.650
about The seasoned beef and the beans and the

00:44:42.650 --> 00:44:45.750
nacho cheese and the shredded cheese and it's

00:44:45.750 --> 00:44:51.650
just I don't know. It's easy, but it's ah I don't

00:44:51.650 --> 00:44:54.750
know. There's something heartwarming about it

00:44:54.699 --> 00:44:56.780
You know? Yeah, you know, it's one of those,

00:44:56.800 --> 00:45:00.239
it's one of those places where you can still

00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:04.239
have lunch under 10 bucks. Right. And, and be

00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:06.019
full. Yeah. And be like, oh, I just had lunch.

00:45:06.019 --> 00:45:08.940
I'm good. Yeah. I am a sucker for Taco Bell.

00:45:09.059 --> 00:45:15.559
I am a sucker for a juicy IPA or a bourbon barrel

00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:18.380
-aged stout. Yeah. Foreshadowing. Foreshadowing.

00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:23.940
I love those. I'm a sucker for thunderstorms.

00:45:24.010 --> 00:45:27.750
at 9pm. Yeah, like right when you're falling

00:45:27.750 --> 00:45:30.670
asleep. Thunder cracks, you're like, oh, this

00:45:30.670 --> 00:45:34.829
is gonna be a good rest. Oh, my man. Yes, that's

00:45:34.829 --> 00:45:37.989
true. That's a good one. Yes. How about you?

00:45:38.550 --> 00:45:43.130
Oh, I'm a sucker for Chicago -style tavern -style

00:45:43.130 --> 00:45:45.489
pizza. Ah, shit, isn't that the truth? I'm a

00:45:45.489 --> 00:45:48.070
sucker for that every time. One hour Munch Madness.

00:45:48.329 --> 00:45:51.210
I mean, it did. I mean, even like, even if I

00:45:51.210 --> 00:45:56.170
had dinner, say... And this is real. Say I have

00:45:56.170 --> 00:45:58.590
dinner at seven o 'clock and my buddies on the

00:45:58.590 --> 00:46:00.690
south side of Chicago be like, hey, blah, blah,

00:46:00.690 --> 00:46:02.090
we're going to so and so's house, you wanna come

00:46:02.090 --> 00:46:05.349
over? Yep. So you get cleaned up, dressed, out

00:46:05.349 --> 00:46:08.070
the door, head over to that person's house. Hey,

00:46:08.110 --> 00:46:10.210
what's up? You're having a couple beers? He orders

00:46:10.210 --> 00:46:13.070
a pizza. Oh, my man. I just ate a few hours ago.

00:46:13.190 --> 00:46:16.449
What am I doing? Eating the damn pizza. I'm gonna

00:46:16.449 --> 00:46:18.469
demolish that shit. That's exactly what I'm gonna

00:46:18.469 --> 00:46:20.750
do. Should have got one just for me. Hell yeah.

00:46:21.289 --> 00:46:24.789
So yeah, that... I am a sucker for Latinas, man.

00:46:25.150 --> 00:46:27.329
It's just... Oh, there you go. It's a thing.

00:46:27.369 --> 00:46:30.110
It's been a thing since high school. So that

00:46:30.110 --> 00:46:36.030
is my Achilles heel, as it were. Yeah, so Latinas

00:46:36.030 --> 00:46:38.989
and pizza. And let's see if there's something

00:46:38.989 --> 00:46:42.519
else. A warm day in a beach. Oh, there you go.

00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:44.940
One day in a beach, man. I am a sucker for that

00:46:44.940 --> 00:46:49.440
every time. That is some good stuff. I am a sucker

00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:52.320
for a comfortable pair of shoes. There's nothing

00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:56.820
like putting on a pair of shoes and somehow feeling

00:46:56.820 --> 00:46:59.159
more comfortable than before you put them on.

00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:04.139
I love a comfortable pair of shoes. That's good.

00:47:04.500 --> 00:47:07.199
I wear socks all the time because I like... I

00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:09.400
don't know, even if it's just a couple millimeters

00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:11.440
of padding, right? I like the extra padding on

00:47:11.440 --> 00:47:14.139
my feet. I always wear insoles in my shoes anyway.

00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:17.579
But a comfortable pair of shoes on top of the

00:47:17.579 --> 00:47:20.739
fact that I wear socks for probably two -thirds

00:47:20.739 --> 00:47:24.920
of my entire life, waking or not. Yep. Comfortable

00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:28.360
shoes. I love that. That's good. I guess I could

00:47:28.360 --> 00:47:31.219
add... Here's the funny thing, though. It's like

00:47:31.219 --> 00:47:34.590
I don't like winter. Sure. But I love sweaters.

00:47:35.010 --> 00:47:37.849
I love sweaters and I love hoodies. And I guess

00:47:37.849 --> 00:47:39.469
it doesn't have to be winter, you know? Fall

00:47:39.469 --> 00:47:42.489
weather. Fall weather, right? 40s, 50s, 60s.

00:47:42.590 --> 00:47:44.329
And you put on that hoodie or you put on that

00:47:44.329 --> 00:47:47.030
sweater. I love it. Every day. Like, when it

00:47:47.030 --> 00:47:49.170
starts creeping over 70, I'm like, damn, I gotta

00:47:49.170 --> 00:47:51.090
put them away. Right, right. Because it's too

00:47:51.090 --> 00:47:53.949
warm for them. Right. But I do. I love a sweater.

00:47:54.150 --> 00:47:56.630
I love a sweatshirt. A hoodie. Sucker for the

00:47:56.630 --> 00:47:59.500
Thanksgiving vibe. I am, man. Yeah. Oh yeah.

00:47:59.739 --> 00:48:03.199
I am. Where it's just brisk enough where you

00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:05.340
throw on your jeans and your boots in a hoodie

00:48:05.340 --> 00:48:08.440
or like a nice flannel and get that fire started

00:48:08.440 --> 00:48:11.559
in the backyard. Oh yeah. That's the shit. Leaves

00:48:11.559 --> 00:48:14.679
are orange. Sun sets a little early. Somebody's

00:48:14.679 --> 00:48:16.199
burning leaves somewhere. You get that scent

00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:19.760
in the air. Breezy and dry, 55 degrees. That's

00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:21.880
the shit. Shit. That's it right there. And you

00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:25.019
know football's coming. Right. Exactly. Perfect

00:48:25.019 --> 00:48:27.219
time of year. All of that. Perfect time of year.

00:48:27.630 --> 00:48:30.329
Uh, anymore? Nah, that's it. That was it? Alright.

00:48:30.909 --> 00:48:34.849
Uh, I'm gonna go with, uh, first one here. At

00:48:34.849 --> 00:48:39.070
Gary Ghanous. Ghanous. Hi, guys. Remember that

00:48:39.070 --> 00:48:42.070
skit from the Great Space Coaster? No Ghanous

00:48:42.070 --> 00:48:45.650
is good Ghanous with Gary Ghanous. I love that

00:48:45.650 --> 00:48:48.789
skit. By the way, what the fuck is a Ghanous?

00:48:52.570 --> 00:48:57.219
I don't know. Gary... Gary, I'm gonna need a

00:48:57.219 --> 00:48:59.659
hint of what's in your mind. Well, first of all,

00:48:59.659 --> 00:49:03.960
I do remember the show. If you partake in the

00:49:03.960 --> 00:49:07.679
herbal supplement, so to speak. The Devil's Lettuce?

00:49:07.860 --> 00:49:10.980
The Devil's Lettuce, yes. They can. You should

00:49:10.980 --> 00:49:15.619
watch The Great Space Coaster. Gen X, you're

00:49:15.619 --> 00:49:18.539
welcome. We did do some good things. The only

00:49:18.539 --> 00:49:21.820
thing coming to my mind is MST 3000. Yeah, well,

00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:23.460
you're welcome for that one, too. That one's

00:49:23.460 --> 00:49:32.190
pretty genius. I think a Gnu might be like a

00:49:32.190 --> 00:49:37.949
wildebeest looking thing. I think it's GNU. I

00:49:37.949 --> 00:49:41.949
think it's like a fucking wildebeest kind of

00:49:41.949 --> 00:49:44.489
thing. At least that's what he looked like. That's

00:49:44.489 --> 00:49:49.449
what the character looked like. I don't, Aiden's

00:49:49.449 --> 00:49:51.510
doing some research. I'm doing some live research.

00:49:52.869 --> 00:49:56.900
Gnu. I guess is a nickname for the Wildebeest.

00:49:57.500 --> 00:50:03.059
Oh. But GNU is a type of software, GNU. Well,

00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:06.460
I'm sure that wasn't it. So yeah, if you're a

00:50:06.460 --> 00:50:10.019
nerd. Nerd. If you're a nerd, you probably know

00:50:10.019 --> 00:50:14.320
GNU. GNU rather. But yeah, I guess it's just

00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:17.019
a nickname for a Wildebeest. Oh, OK. So I was

00:50:17.019 --> 00:50:21.139
right with the Wildebeest reference. OK. Every

00:50:21.139 --> 00:50:24.659
once in a while, I pull the seat. Just a morsel

00:50:24.659 --> 00:50:27.880
of knowledge comes out of the hard drive Like

00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:29.659
I could put my car keys on my dresser and I wake

00:50:29.659 --> 00:50:31.079
up in the morning I'm like I'll work on my goddamn

00:50:31.079 --> 00:50:32.860
car keys and I sit there and look for 20 minutes

00:50:32.860 --> 00:50:34.300
like oh They were on the dresser where I put

00:50:34.300 --> 00:50:36.579
them last night and then I can pluck something

00:50:36.579 --> 00:50:39.219
like that out I plucked this out last. We're

00:50:39.219 --> 00:50:42.840
off the highway again. I plucked this out Last

00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:45.820
night. I'm sitting at Bdubs. That's like my away

00:50:45.820 --> 00:50:47.960
from office office, and I'm sitting there I'm

00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:49.920
working on some content and doing some stuff

00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:52.949
and these dudes are sitting next to me and Radar

00:50:52.949 --> 00:50:55.210
Love comes on the jukebox, but it's not the White

00:50:55.210 --> 00:50:57.289
Lion version. It's the Golden Earring version.

00:50:57.389 --> 00:50:59.889
It's the older one. And this younger guy is like,

00:50:59.909 --> 00:51:02.070
oh man, it's a great tune. And I'm just like,

00:51:02.309 --> 00:51:04.050
I'm like, oh yeah, it's Radar Love by Golden

00:51:04.050 --> 00:51:06.349
Earring. And he's like, oh yeah, I'm like, yeah.

00:51:06.349 --> 00:51:08.090
And he's with this older guy and he's just like

00:51:08.090 --> 00:51:11.030
nodding his head like in approval, approving

00:51:11.030 --> 00:51:14.110
my comments. Good, good. And so then he's like,

00:51:14.110 --> 00:51:15.929
wow, that's really awesome. I said, yeah, as

00:51:15.929 --> 00:51:18.349
a matter of fact, there was a remake by White

00:51:18.349 --> 00:51:20.789
Lion in the late eighties. I said, that one's

00:51:20.789 --> 00:51:23.630
pretty good too. it out oh man I'm going to so

00:51:23.630 --> 00:51:25.809
like he's taking notes and he's putting him in

00:51:25.809 --> 00:51:28.150
his phone he's gonna he's like man and so he

00:51:28.150 --> 00:51:30.190
looks at me he's like yeah what year is that

00:51:30.190 --> 00:51:36.449
old one and I looked at him I go 1973 1973 I

00:51:36.449 --> 00:51:39.960
pulled that shit out I lose my glasses for half

00:51:39.960 --> 00:51:42.739
a day and I can pull golden -earing 1973 out

00:51:42.739 --> 00:51:45.000
of my head. I think my hard drive's broken. That's

00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:47.239
basically what I'm saying. No, that's... I understand.

00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:50.460
To be able to pull that nugget out. Yeah. I can

00:51:50.460 --> 00:51:53.139
lose my phone while it's in my hand. Oh, dude.

00:51:53.179 --> 00:51:56.860
But I will forever know that both Mario and Air

00:51:56.860 --> 00:52:01.159
Jordan 1s came out in 1985. I love that. I love

00:52:01.159 --> 00:52:08.559
that so much. I totally understand. I manage

00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:11.480
a couple of hundred of portfolios mostly for

00:52:11.480 --> 00:52:16.320
middle class workers. There are 401k, their 401ks

00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:20.579
are only worth about 301k. That's funny. Tell

00:52:20.579 --> 00:52:23.460
me about it. These days, and I hate to be the

00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:26.219
bearer of bad news. Should I quit my job before

00:52:26.219 --> 00:52:29.559
they come after me with a pitchfork? Oh, man.

00:52:29.579 --> 00:52:31.920
Well, first off, it's not your fault, Rainy Day

00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:33.599
Fund. That is true. That is true. You're trying

00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.039
to make them a little bit of cash. I wouldn't

00:52:36.039 --> 00:52:38.320
quit your job. And of course you had to be the

00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:40.519
bearer of bad news. Sometimes I feel like that

00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:43.380
because my job is literally delivery. I deliver

00:52:43.380 --> 00:52:46.579
products to people. So, you know, the whole thing

00:52:46.579 --> 00:52:49.119
like don't shoot the messenger, don't shoot the

00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:51.619
delivery man. I actually feel that sometimes.

00:52:52.380 --> 00:52:54.960
So don't be that guy. Keep your job, you know,

00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:58.800
keep your money. But I am mad about my 401k crashing.

00:53:00.099 --> 00:53:03.860
So I watch your back also because I'll find you.

00:53:04.019 --> 00:53:06.329
Yeah, oh for sure. I know people. Yeah, I do

00:53:06.329 --> 00:53:10.010
too. They'll find you. Mm -hmm. We'll find you.

00:53:10.610 --> 00:53:14.670
And we'll... We'll... store your mother. Yeah,

00:53:14.710 --> 00:53:17.250
we'll store you. We'll store you. We'll make

00:53:17.250 --> 00:53:19.829
an exception. We'll make an exception. Mr. or

00:53:19.829 --> 00:53:22.489
Mrs. Rainy Day. Rainy Day. That's what we're

00:53:22.489 --> 00:53:27.949
gonna do. Monsoir, Rainy Day. You chode. At Blacklisted

00:53:27.949 --> 00:53:31.500
Bobby... Hi guys. Love your podcast. Thanks.

00:53:31.780 --> 00:53:35.280
Some advice if you please. Okay. Recently a group

00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:37.659
of friends have stopped hanging out with me.

00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:40.219
They're excluding me in things we used to do

00:53:40.219 --> 00:53:42.619
together. I don't know what the heck is going

00:53:42.619 --> 00:53:47.139
on. Do you guys have any advice for me? Oh, blacklisted

00:53:47.139 --> 00:53:51.539
Bobby. Username makes sense. I understand. Oh

00:53:51.539 --> 00:53:55.710
boy, I would just... kinda... Open a line of

00:53:55.710 --> 00:53:58.210
communication and ask why first and foremost.

00:53:58.210 --> 00:54:00.710
Yeah, if that communication goes unanswered,

00:54:00.710 --> 00:54:04.929
I would just say perhaps Maybe you guys weren't

00:54:04.929 --> 00:54:07.030
that tight after all and you need to find new

00:54:07.030 --> 00:54:11.670
friends. Yeah, that could be or I mean blacklisted

00:54:11.670 --> 00:54:14.590
Bobby. Maybe you did something to get blacklisted

00:54:14.590 --> 00:54:16.530
We should we don't know that side. Yeah, we're

00:54:16.530 --> 00:54:18.590
surface level. We only know surface level things

00:54:18.590 --> 00:54:22.389
here Bob Okay, so I don't know take some time

00:54:22.389 --> 00:54:25.989
to introspect but also take some time to communicate

00:54:25.989 --> 00:54:28.550
clearly, you know? You gotta have your feelings

00:54:28.550 --> 00:54:31.050
heard. And if they don't validate your feelings,

00:54:31.130 --> 00:54:35.289
as they should, then move on. You dig? I would

00:54:35.289 --> 00:54:38.690
do that. If it's a group, I would pick the one

00:54:38.690 --> 00:54:40.670
person in that group that maybe you are tightest

00:54:40.670 --> 00:54:44.070
with. And here's the mistake, right? Because

00:54:44.070 --> 00:54:46.530
we just talked a little bit about how people

00:54:46.530 --> 00:54:49.289
are way into their phones and their iPads and

00:54:49.289 --> 00:54:54.300
their iRacks and everything else. Talk to them

00:54:54.300 --> 00:54:56.780
like if you know a bar that they're at or a place

00:54:56.780 --> 00:54:59.280
that they work or some place They hang out a

00:54:59.280 --> 00:55:02.800
coffee shop, whatever go there go there and get

00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:05.219
in their face and just be like hey, what's going

00:55:05.219 --> 00:55:10.000
on and Number one you're gonna find out something

00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:14.360
Because they can't ghost you to your face the

00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:17.679
people that are cowardly enough to ghost you

00:55:18.400 --> 00:55:21.079
on socials and stuff like that, they are too

00:55:21.079 --> 00:55:23.400
cowardly to do it to your face. That's true.

00:55:23.420 --> 00:55:26.260
So you're gonna learn something. So I would bring

00:55:26.260 --> 00:55:28.679
it up to them right to their face and just be

00:55:28.679 --> 00:55:31.579
like, hey, what the hell's going on? What gives?

00:55:32.519 --> 00:55:35.920
And that person is gonna tell you something.

00:55:36.360 --> 00:55:39.400
At least give you some information. Now, if you

00:55:39.400 --> 00:55:41.059
don't like the information or you think that

00:55:41.059 --> 00:55:43.539
person's being an asshole, I got news for you.

00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:47.199
Fuck that group. True. You don't need them. You

00:55:47.199 --> 00:55:49.219
don't need them. Ski daddle, brother. Think of

00:55:49.219 --> 00:55:50.940
the groups you had when you were six years old.

00:55:50.980 --> 00:55:52.619
Think of the groups you had when you were 12

00:55:52.619 --> 00:55:54.699
and when you were in high school. Make a new

00:55:54.699 --> 00:55:57.860
fucking group. Right. Just go to the bar, go

00:55:57.860 --> 00:56:00.900
to a coffee shop, just go out amongst people

00:56:00.900 --> 00:56:04.980
and just... Just vibe. Just be, just vibe and

00:56:04.980 --> 00:56:08.559
meet people and be done with them. Many, many

00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:12.269
humans are very kind. Yeah. Find the kind ones.

00:56:12.469 --> 00:56:14.530
Find the kind ones. Don't hang around with assholes.

00:56:14.650 --> 00:56:17.650
Nope, nope. And if you have those that just treat

00:56:17.650 --> 00:56:21.190
you like shit, or play games like that, life's

00:56:21.190 --> 00:56:23.730
too short, man. Life's too short. Don't even

00:56:23.730 --> 00:56:26.630
bother. Find other people. And if you can't find

00:56:26.630 --> 00:56:29.230
other people, being alone, which I've done for

00:56:29.230 --> 00:56:32.789
a while, not such a bad thing. It is good advice

00:56:32.789 --> 00:56:35.650
to learn, because it is gonna have to be a learned

00:56:35.650 --> 00:56:38.590
thing. Learn how to appreciate your own company.

00:56:38.889 --> 00:56:41.889
Yep. It's very important and it's healthy too.

00:56:42.269 --> 00:56:45.289
Appreciate me time. Go out to a restaurant solo.

00:56:45.429 --> 00:56:50.210
Go see a movie solo. I used to go to movies with

00:56:50.210 --> 00:56:52.190
people all the time, whether it was you guys

00:56:52.190 --> 00:56:55.030
or a couple of my friends, whatever. I used to

00:56:55.030 --> 00:56:57.610
love that. And then I got in the habit of doing

00:56:57.610 --> 00:57:01.489
that solo many years ago. I love it. I love it.

00:57:01.789 --> 00:57:04.349
It's like going on a date with yourself. Why

00:57:04.349 --> 00:57:06.900
not? Right. Enjoy your own company enjoy your

00:57:06.900 --> 00:57:08.880
own company. It's very freeing. So don't worry

00:57:08.880 --> 00:57:13.079
blacklist. You'll be fine last one here at stoner

00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:17.280
stanley 420 finally my man we get we get we get

00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:19.440
the main me He's always got the main event good

00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:25.760
old Stan stoner stanley 420 mo show Okay, Alan

00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:29.420
and Momo are in my head man as they should I

00:57:29.420 --> 00:57:32.539
can hear you guys all the time it won't stop

00:57:33.239 --> 00:57:36.760
I think there's medication for that. I feel like

00:57:36.760 --> 00:57:42.320
you are here with me and Kelvin. Why are you

00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:47.300
in my head? I have a funny feeling. I have a

00:57:47.300 --> 00:57:54.019
funny feeling. He's got those ear... And I think

00:57:54.019 --> 00:57:58.199
we're on loop. And he's too high to realize that

00:57:58.199 --> 00:58:00.619
we're on loop, so he probably thinks we're talking

00:58:00.619 --> 00:58:03.420
to him all the time. He's one puff short of greening

00:58:03.420 --> 00:58:05.320
out and doesn't know what to do. He doesn't know

00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:08.360
what to do. Oh, dude, my man, Stanley, I would

00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:12.699
just say just take a break, right? Take a little

00:58:12.699 --> 00:58:16.280
break. Get your tolerance back. Yeah. Learn your

00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:20.059
limits. For sure. Lay off that. you know, lay

00:58:20.059 --> 00:58:22.880
off that stanky spinach for a little while. I

00:58:22.880 --> 00:58:24.639
think there might be some stuff in that stanky

00:58:24.639 --> 00:58:26.860
spinach. I was gonna say, if this is the first

00:58:26.860 --> 00:58:29.239
time this has happened, someone may have laced

00:58:29.239 --> 00:58:32.219
your batch. It's possible. You know, those brownies

00:58:32.219 --> 00:58:35.659
may not just be weed brownies, you know what

00:58:35.659 --> 00:58:39.679
I'm saying? Right. Just take her easy, okay?

00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:42.599
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Fixes everything. Go

00:58:42.599 --> 00:58:45.980
to sleep. Right. You know, and who knows? Who

00:58:45.980 --> 00:58:49.670
knows what you got, you know? whether whether

00:58:49.670 --> 00:58:52.469
the sticky icky icky maybe maybe you got exactly

00:58:52.469 --> 00:58:56.690
you know chlamydia for the fifth time who knows

00:58:56.690 --> 00:58:58.969
i mean you know i remember that one batch he

00:58:58.969 --> 00:59:02.369
had one time what does this tongue do and and

00:59:02.369 --> 00:59:05.510
he smoked that stuff yeah yep and remember he

00:59:05.510 --> 00:59:06.730
walked around hold his tongue the whole night

00:59:06.730 --> 00:59:12.210
right was it tongue do i like i get the name

00:59:12.210 --> 00:59:16.409
now i understand Sometimes the names make sense.

00:59:16.650 --> 00:59:19.489
Sometimes they do. Other times it's like Luke

00:59:19.489 --> 00:59:22.469
Skywalker's lightsaber cock hang. And then it's

00:59:22.469 --> 00:59:24.630
like, well, why is it called that? And then you

00:59:24.630 --> 00:59:29.110
taste it and it's like, yeah, something, something,

00:59:29.530 --> 00:59:31.670
something in here. Yeah. Something in here reminds

00:59:31.670 --> 00:59:34.789
me of Star Wars penis. Right. You know, and then

00:59:34.789 --> 00:59:36.769
two hours later you end up swinging wiffle ball

00:59:36.769 --> 00:59:40.530
bats at people. It's like, ah. I get it. I get

00:59:40.530 --> 00:59:42.829
it. It always makes sense. Yeah, those strains

00:59:42.829 --> 00:59:44.989
are crazy. Not that I would know, because I'm

00:59:44.989 --> 00:59:48.050
not allowed. No, you are not. He is a good boy,

00:59:48.349 --> 00:59:50.369
because he drives a truck. I have to be. How

00:59:50.369 --> 00:59:52.510
do I have a big twerk? And they don't let me

00:59:52.510 --> 00:59:55.190
do the weed. They don't let me do the weed. I

00:59:55.190 --> 00:59:58.230
can't marijuana. Which is weird. Like, I get

00:59:58.230 --> 00:59:59.969
the alcohol thing, but what's marijuana gonna

00:59:59.969 --> 01:00:02.690
do? Make you drive slower? Right, and it's, like,

01:00:02.829 --> 01:00:05.030
I get it if you're driving high. That's an issue.

01:00:05.159 --> 01:00:07.659
If you're super like buzzed out right now, that's

01:00:07.659 --> 01:00:10.099
an issue for pedestrian drivers That's of course

01:00:10.099 --> 01:00:12.420
an issue for people driving commercial motor

01:00:12.420 --> 01:00:16.119
vehicles, but like if you do it on your off time

01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:19.900
Like that's that's where I don't find the issue

01:00:19.900 --> 01:00:22.920
because people drink on their off time Yeah,

01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:25.639
I don't know. I don't get it. Which is weird

01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:28.940
because I think I think of truck drivers and

01:00:28.940 --> 01:00:33.469
Not to single you out by any stretch, but I'm

01:00:33.469 --> 01:00:36.650
thinking even back in the past where you would

01:00:36.650 --> 01:00:38.610
have like, you know, some high driver or kill

01:00:38.610 --> 01:00:40.969
school bus of 12 kids. He's been sitting there

01:00:40.969 --> 01:00:43.349
driving all night and he's hopped up on uppers

01:00:43.349 --> 01:00:45.289
and stuff like that. It's like, yeah, all right.

01:00:45.289 --> 01:00:47.369
These guys are on crank and their uppers and

01:00:47.369 --> 01:00:49.070
because they're driving all the time and they

01:00:49.070 --> 01:00:53.230
just got to stay awake. And it's like, maybe,

01:00:53.429 --> 01:00:56.210
maybe if he just took a couple of hits, it would

01:00:56.210 --> 01:01:00.079
lower his anxiety, be chill. Yeah. Maybe actually

01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:02.320
get some sleep at night and maybe get some sleep

01:01:02.320 --> 01:01:04.760
when he needs it. You know I'm just saying it's

01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:07.159
a thought it could be one of those weird legacy

01:01:07.159 --> 01:01:10.079
laws would be with all the weed outrage ever

01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:14.599
since the history of America and then the Lumber

01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:17.480
industry destroyed hemp and weed and yeah, you

01:01:17.480 --> 01:01:19.440
know that goes way back. You can look at the

01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:21.739
history of that I'm not going into another lesson

01:01:21.739 --> 01:01:24.400
today, but look at the history of why weed was

01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:27.019
originally illegalized You'll find the lumber

01:01:27.019 --> 01:01:31.809
industry had a hand in that Yeah, I'm sure. I'm

01:01:31.809 --> 01:01:35.449
sure. Food for thought. Well, what a wonderful

01:01:35.449 --> 01:01:37.989
segue. Food for thought. It's now time for the

01:01:37.989 --> 01:01:41.710
other foods with Aidan Maloney. And Aidan scours

01:01:41.710 --> 01:01:45.510
the globe for food. This is stuff people actually

01:01:45.510 --> 01:01:48.210
eat. This is people eat. People eat, but would

01:01:48.210 --> 01:01:50.489
probably make a billy goat puke. Damn right.

01:01:50.989 --> 01:01:53.389
I'm really interested. What do you have for us

01:01:53.389 --> 01:01:58.090
today? I went to the same rabbit hole of last

01:01:58.090 --> 01:02:01.869
week. Okay. This is from the disgustingfoodmuseum

01:02:01.869 --> 01:02:06.030
.com, where they source real foods that people

01:02:06.030 --> 01:02:08.789
eat, like other foods we've covered before, like

01:02:08.789 --> 01:02:11.929
sir strumming and other things like that. They're

01:02:11.929 --> 01:02:15.030
on this list, but there are things on this list

01:02:15.030 --> 01:02:18.690
I've never heard of before. Okay. This is something

01:02:18.690 --> 01:02:22.590
I found that I will colloquially call piss eggs.

01:02:23.389 --> 01:02:28.440
Oh no. And this is a food. It's okay. better

01:02:28.440 --> 01:02:34.920
known as Virgin Boy Eggs. Translated from a different

01:02:34.920 --> 01:02:38.539
language, Virgin Boy Eggs. Virgin Boy Eggs. From

01:02:38.539 --> 01:02:41.300
Dongyang City. I'm sorry if I pronounced that

01:02:41.300 --> 01:02:45.880
wrong. Trust me, I do try. China. Here's the

01:02:45.880 --> 01:02:50.280
story from disgustingfoodmuseum .com. Young boys

01:02:50.280 --> 01:02:53.420
urine is collected in schools and markets around

01:02:53.420 --> 01:02:56.960
the city in buckets placed there by street vendors.

01:02:57.559 --> 01:03:02.380
Eggs are then boiled in the urine until hard.

01:03:02.920 --> 01:03:06.260
The eggs are then cracked and continue to boil

01:03:06.260 --> 01:03:11.960
in piss to let the urine soak into the egg. The

01:03:11.960 --> 01:03:17.460
golden eggs smell strongly of urine, but the

01:03:17.460 --> 01:03:21.440
taste, quote, the taste has been described as

01:03:21.440 --> 01:03:28.460
delicate, salty, and addictive. Oh no. It continues.

01:03:29.900 --> 01:03:32.699
Of course there's a myth. There's always a myth

01:03:32.699 --> 01:03:35.360
with these. The myth says the eggs are good for

01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:39.000
your health, protecting against heat strokes,

01:03:39.539 --> 01:03:41.780
decrease body heat, promote blood circulation,

01:03:42.159 --> 01:03:46.079
and reinvigorate the body. The urine smell is

01:03:46.079 --> 01:03:49.440
unmistakable in the stalls of street vendors

01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:51.980
that sell them. Takes about a full day to make

01:03:51.980 --> 01:03:54.559
the eggs, starting with soaking the eggs in urine,

01:03:54.980 --> 01:03:58.260
then boiling them in that same urine, cracking

01:03:58.260 --> 01:04:01.219
the shells after the boils are hard, and then

01:04:01.219 --> 01:04:05.039
keep them boiling, still in the piss, to make

01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:08.360
sure the urine gets into the eggs. Vendors keep

01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:13.690
filling up the p - Keep filling up the pot with

01:04:13.690 --> 01:04:16.389
urine to make sure the eggs are not overheated

01:04:16.389 --> 01:04:18.789
and overcooked. God forbid you want the eggs

01:04:18.789 --> 01:04:23.329
to be gross or anything. Right. The price for

01:04:23.329 --> 01:04:26.989
boy eggs is about twice what regular eggs sell

01:04:26.989 --> 01:04:31.409
for. It is a very appreciated part of local cuisine.

01:04:32.170 --> 01:04:35.489
Oh, that's disgusting, dude. Here's where it

01:04:35.489 --> 01:04:38.840
gets extra fucked up. The urine of boys with

01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:42.340
maple syrup urine disease, attributed to diabetes,

01:04:42.579 --> 01:04:47.679
is especially prized for the sweet taste. Mmm.

01:04:48.179 --> 01:04:53.739
Mmm -mmm. No. Piss eggs. That's awful. Piss eggs.

01:04:54.679 --> 01:04:57.760
That's so gross. Yeah. Oh my god. That's a bad

01:04:57.760 --> 01:05:03.079
time. That is a bad time. Good god. So I was...

01:05:03.130 --> 01:05:05.429
I was especially disgusted to find that one.

01:05:05.530 --> 01:05:08.710
Of course it made that list of that website.

01:05:08.849 --> 01:05:11.809
God bless that website. They've done all the

01:05:11.809 --> 01:05:14.230
research that takes me hours to do, and they've

01:05:14.230 --> 01:05:18.650
displayed it perfectly for me to read. All credit

01:05:18.650 --> 01:05:22.170
to them. Disgusting Food Museum is where I sourced

01:05:22.170 --> 01:05:24.969
these last couple weeks worth of other foods,

01:05:25.030 --> 01:05:28.250
but that is just nasty. That's so gross. Yeah.

01:05:28.309 --> 01:05:32.880
It's so nasty. Foul. Foul indeed. Well, thank

01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:36.360
you for sharing piss eggs or virgin boy eggs

01:05:36.360 --> 01:05:41.199
with us here on the Mark Mo Show podcast. We

01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:43.179
are going to take a break, a much needed break.

01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:45.699
I think I may need a vom. We're going to take

01:05:45.699 --> 01:05:48.579
a little break and we come back our feature segment.

01:05:48.940 --> 01:06:06.500
You just made the list. All right, we are back

01:06:06.500 --> 01:06:11.360
for our signature segment on the Mark Mo Show.

01:06:11.559 --> 01:06:16.719
It is you just made the list. It's a list. Thanks.

01:06:17.420 --> 01:06:20.659
Are there rules? No, there are no rules. Well,

01:06:20.860 --> 01:06:23.460
technically one, and that is that there are no

01:06:23.460 --> 01:06:26.300
rules. I like that rule. We do a list, 10 through

01:06:26.300 --> 01:06:28.519
2, with our big number one reveal at the end.

01:06:28.889 --> 01:06:31.070
And it could be a list of just about anything.

01:06:31.070 --> 01:06:34.130
We've done this for years now. So our lists are

01:06:34.130 --> 01:06:37.289
vast. And I thought this one was interesting.

01:06:37.389 --> 01:06:39.789
I can't remember us ever doing this one. So this

01:06:39.789 --> 01:06:44.489
is this is going to be fun. This is the 10 worst

01:06:44.489 --> 01:06:49.710
snacks. Oh, yeah. We are a family and we enjoy

01:06:49.710 --> 01:06:53.010
a good snack. But because we enjoy a good snack,

01:06:53.289 --> 01:06:57.079
we've had some bad snacks. That is true. So we

01:06:57.079 --> 01:07:00.420
are gonna run through this. I'll start with mine.

01:07:01.739 --> 01:07:06.440
Number 10, baked potato chips. Now - Ooh, something

01:07:06.440 --> 01:07:09.360
about them being in the oven, hey? Now look,

01:07:09.539 --> 01:07:13.739
don't get me wrong. It is a healthier version

01:07:13.739 --> 01:07:17.679
of said potato chip, but they are not your old

01:07:17.679 --> 01:07:21.420
school ruffles or lades or pringles. They're

01:07:21.420 --> 01:07:24.000
just not good. Yeah. They're not good. And usually

01:07:24.000 --> 01:07:26.000
undersalted, too. And it's just like, ah, what

01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:28.719
am I eating? It's kind of weird how they could

01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:32.119
be bad in both. I know, right? Because traditional

01:07:32.119 --> 01:07:35.880
fried is good. Kettle is good. Yeah. But something

01:07:35.880 --> 01:07:38.059
about putting them in an oven and baking them.

01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:40.719
It's just no bueno. Yeah. Even mass produced,

01:07:40.860 --> 01:07:42.920
it's like they can't get it right. No, they really

01:07:42.920 --> 01:07:46.960
can't. Number nine, Swedish fish. Oh, not a Swedish

01:07:46.960 --> 01:07:51.739
fish guy. I don't hate them. They're just underwhelming

01:07:51.739 --> 01:07:55.239
to me. Sure, it's just like putting nothing in

01:07:55.239 --> 01:07:58.039
your mouth I've always attributed them to the

01:07:58.039 --> 01:08:01.139
color red because the flavor doesn't say anything.

01:08:01.320 --> 01:08:04.039
It really doesn't it tastes like red It tastes

01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:06.340
like red. Yep, and it gets stuck in your teeth,

01:08:06.360 --> 01:08:08.320
which is a minus and that's all that stuff I

01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:10.280
hate stuff that gets stuck in there. Oh, I agree

01:08:10.280 --> 01:08:14.559
Number I never like dots Yeah, you know fuck

01:08:14.559 --> 01:08:21.439
dots fuck dots Sorry go ahead Or now we're in.

01:08:21.600 --> 01:08:23.180
We're like, oh, it's going to be that show. Nah,

01:08:23.300 --> 01:08:25.260
it is that show. Sorry, you're number eight.

01:08:25.500 --> 01:08:29.319
Number eight, Marmite. It is Australian. So for

01:08:29.319 --> 01:08:31.979
our Aussie fans, you're probably like, I can't

01:08:31.979 --> 01:08:35.020
do the accent. But yeah, they're probably. Is

01:08:35.020 --> 01:08:39.260
Marmite Australian? Or is Marmite the UK version?

01:08:39.920 --> 01:08:42.779
Because Vegemite, I thought was Australian. Oh,

01:08:42.779 --> 01:08:45.619
Vegemite is, yeah. So is Marmite the UK one?

01:08:45.979 --> 01:08:48.500
I think you're right. I think you're right. You

01:08:48.500 --> 01:08:49.680
might be right. Yeah, fuck Marmite, hey. So it

01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:52.560
could be Marmite or Vegemite. You thought Marmite

01:08:52.560 --> 01:08:55.760
was from down under, hey. Yeah, I did. Get kicked

01:08:55.760 --> 01:08:58.500
in the teeth by a kangaroo. I thought an emu

01:08:58.500 --> 01:09:02.800
was, hey. Yeah, you can't. I bet you did. I bet

01:09:02.800 --> 01:09:06.039
you did. Either way, it is saltier than salt.

01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:09.479
It is disgusting. It's black. You put it on toast.

01:09:09.859 --> 01:09:12.399
It's like tar, right? It's bad. It's just not

01:09:12.399 --> 01:09:14.340
good. It's like flavorless tar. I don't know

01:09:14.340 --> 01:09:16.119
why it's, oh, let's have some Marmite. Let's

01:09:16.119 --> 01:09:18.479
have some Vegemite. Let's, let's, let's not.

01:09:18.819 --> 01:09:21.680
Bing's on tarst. Let's put the Marmite on the,

01:09:21.680 --> 01:09:25.380
no. No, let's not. I'll pass. Number seven, a

01:09:25.380 --> 01:09:30.260
plain Hershey's bar. Oh, yes. Good. I agree.

01:09:30.500 --> 01:09:34.789
Look. I love a Reese's peanut butter cup. I love

01:09:34.789 --> 01:09:37.970
some other various candy bars. The old Whatchamacallit

01:09:37.970 --> 01:09:41.609
is a tasty one. Isn't Reese's made by the Hershey's

01:09:41.609 --> 01:09:43.750
company? Yeah. So how can you make something

01:09:43.750 --> 01:09:47.029
so tasty as a peanut butter cup and take a chocolate

01:09:47.029 --> 01:09:49.470
bar that just tastes like ass? Tastes like sand

01:09:49.470 --> 01:09:52.569
and it's not good. It's not good. It's a it's

01:09:52.569 --> 01:09:54.449
really bad. It's a bad chocolate bar. Like when

01:09:54.449 --> 01:09:57.250
you're at Halloween, I'd rather have the apple

01:09:57.250 --> 01:09:59.010
from the creepy guy than somebody throw like

01:09:59.010 --> 01:10:01.060
a full size Hershey bar. I'd be like Thought

01:10:01.060 --> 01:10:03.500
you liked me man like give me the carton of raisins

01:10:03.500 --> 01:10:06.060
instead at least that has flavor me the raisins

01:10:06.060 --> 01:10:08.659
Just give me something with a razor button. Yeah

01:10:08.659 --> 01:10:12.939
Don't do that. Don't advocate. Oh Don't advocate

01:10:12.939 --> 01:10:16.990
that we advocated for humor purposes only Anyway

01:10:16.990 --> 01:10:21.869
number six Pistachios No, I don't like them.

01:10:21.869 --> 01:10:24.229
I don't have I don't like how they taste I don't

01:10:24.229 --> 01:10:26.149
like all the work just to have to get to one

01:10:26.149 --> 01:10:28.850
that isn't even a snack Honestly, I can agree

01:10:28.850 --> 01:10:31.010
with that part. It's a lot of work It's a tiny

01:10:31.010 --> 01:10:33.550
tiny little nut and you got to like get a pry

01:10:33.550 --> 01:10:35.250
bar to get that freaking thing out It's like

01:10:35.250 --> 01:10:37.789
this is not worth the work Pistachios are to

01:10:37.789 --> 01:10:41.510
nuts as pomegranates are to fruit It's so much

01:10:41.510 --> 01:10:47.039
work for so little reward. That's true See, I'm

01:10:47.039 --> 01:10:50.939
on your side now. Yep. Yeah. Number five, Candy

01:10:50.939 --> 01:10:54.539
Corn. No, you're not one of the candy corn haters.

01:10:54.659 --> 01:10:58.819
Corn. That tastes like candy. No, it tastes like

01:10:58.819 --> 01:11:03.340
shit. God damn it. That is Lewis Black, another

01:11:03.340 --> 01:11:06.300
comic who I love very dearly. And he had that

01:11:06.300 --> 01:11:09.500
whole skit on. Oh, it's a brilliant skit. So

01:11:09.500 --> 01:11:12.159
if you have never seen it, check it out. But

01:11:12.159 --> 01:11:14.569
he's dead on. It's like... It's just, it tastes

01:11:14.569 --> 01:11:18.569
like nothing. Like, I imagine if you melted your

01:11:18.569 --> 01:11:21.449
candles in your house down and put them into

01:11:21.449 --> 01:11:24.069
a teardrop shape, it would taste like candy corn.

01:11:24.149 --> 01:11:25.930
That's where they got the name from, you know?

01:11:26.329 --> 01:11:28.569
Candle corn? Candle corn. And then it was just

01:11:28.569 --> 01:11:30.949
colloquially candy corn. Candy corn. Yeah. Makes

01:11:30.949 --> 01:11:33.229
all the sense now. Absolutely. History lesson

01:11:33.229 --> 01:11:36.770
for you. Number four, sour gummy ass worm. Look,

01:11:37.310 --> 01:11:41.590
my kids— Sour gummy ass what? My kids— Gummy

01:11:41.590 --> 01:11:46.810
ass? Sour, let me repeat that, for those hard

01:11:46.810 --> 01:11:49.789
of him, for our boomers in the audience. If you

01:11:49.789 --> 01:11:54.430
haven't tuned out already. Sour gummy ass worms.

01:11:55.250 --> 01:11:57.529
Oh hell yeah. My kids tortured me with these

01:11:57.529 --> 01:12:02.350
goddamn things forever. Hey dad, oh all of you

01:12:02.350 --> 01:12:06.420
did. Gummy worms jerks. Yeah, all of you did

01:12:06.420 --> 01:12:08.279
like you got a dad you want some candy? I'd be

01:12:08.279 --> 01:12:10.899
like sure and I'd sit there and two bites in

01:12:10.899 --> 01:12:13.060
I just get this look on my face and they all

01:12:13.060 --> 01:12:16.979
be like he he he it's like I hate you all of

01:12:16.979 --> 01:12:20.800
you Time and time and time again, I fell for

01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:22.619
it like an Alzheimer's patient like oh, they're

01:12:22.619 --> 01:12:25.739
giving me a candy a gummy worm things sour as

01:12:25.739 --> 01:12:30.640
fuck Sour gummy ass worms bad Don't eat them

01:12:31.100 --> 01:12:33.380
Make sure they go out of business. I can't believe

01:12:33.380 --> 01:12:36.119
I was that cruel as a child, but that's hilarious.

01:12:36.439 --> 01:12:39.279
Yep. In retrospect, I wish I could be that cool

01:12:39.279 --> 01:12:43.000
these days. I guarantee you Sarah and or Kara

01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:46.739
and or Alex will remember your shenanigans that

01:12:46.739 --> 01:12:49.119
led me to the funny face making. I'm sure. Number

01:12:49.119 --> 01:12:52.399
three, black licorice. Oh, fuck that shit. Like

01:12:52.399 --> 01:12:55.000
the red rope stuff? Love it. I could just like

01:12:55.000 --> 01:12:56.520
put a bag in front of me. I'll just munch on

01:12:56.520 --> 01:12:59.680
that shit. The black one, like, do you hate someone?

01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:03.000
Like, why would you make it? They make teas that

01:13:03.000 --> 01:13:05.300
have black licorice flavor. Oh, why would you

01:13:05.300 --> 01:13:07.680
do that? They're heavily medicinal and they actually

01:13:07.680 --> 01:13:09.779
help with colds and stuff. Yeah. I can't drink

01:13:09.779 --> 01:13:11.960
them. Nope. Like, fuck it. Like, let the flu

01:13:11.960 --> 01:13:15.600
take my life. I cannot. Same thing with Yeager.

01:13:16.399 --> 01:13:19.159
Right? Because Yeager tastes like black licorice.

01:13:19.500 --> 01:13:22.600
Yes. And it's gross. Yeah, people go, oh, Jaeger

01:13:22.600 --> 01:13:25.779
bombs. It's like, no. No, let's not do that.

01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:28.079
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?

01:13:28.619 --> 01:13:31.000
When did Jameson become a bad thing? Just give

01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:35.619
me a shot of that. Always. Number two. Cotton

01:13:35.619 --> 01:13:38.060
candy. I've had a discussion with people recently

01:13:38.060 --> 01:13:40.439
on cotton candy really. Oh you dislike cotton

01:13:40.439 --> 01:13:43.300
candy I'm like, yeah take cotton candy which

01:13:43.300 --> 01:13:46.359
like it's on it's on that little Little stick

01:13:46.359 --> 01:13:49.800
fucking thing spray or something with luck. It'll

01:13:49.800 --> 01:13:53.220
stay on there Really doesn't usually and you

01:13:53.220 --> 01:13:55.340
got the whole thing and it's like you eat it

01:13:55.529 --> 01:13:58.270
Here's the thing if you had a big bowl of water

01:13:58.270 --> 01:14:00.310
and you dipped it in it would be gone in two

01:14:00.310 --> 01:14:02.689
seconds Yes, just gone and you're left with this

01:14:02.689 --> 01:14:06.750
liquidy sugar mess. Yeah, it's just it's gross

01:14:06.750 --> 01:14:09.149
I don't like the consistency and whether you

01:14:09.149 --> 01:14:11.649
get the blue or you get the pink or any other

01:14:11.649 --> 01:14:14.609
color It all tastes the same right ass on a stick.

01:14:14.829 --> 01:14:17.649
Yeah, it's like a pixie stick grew up to be a

01:14:17.649 --> 01:14:20.310
fluff ball That's about right. You know, I don't

01:14:20.310 --> 01:14:22.189
like it. I don't like it at all. I'm in the same

01:14:22.189 --> 01:14:24.880
boat I've never been a fan. Yeah, I'm not a fan.

01:14:25.159 --> 01:14:28.000
You know, that's, that's the, like, I'll... Honestly,

01:14:28.100 --> 01:14:30.680
I fuck with the Reese's cups. Yeah, oh yeah.

01:14:30.859 --> 01:14:33.119
But cotton candies are what the dentists have

01:14:33.119 --> 01:14:35.779
been warning us about. Oh yeah. I'm sure of it,

01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:39.380
because it's acid and sugar. Yes. Yeah, like

01:14:39.380 --> 01:14:41.460
a dentist would be like, oh yeah, here's all

01:14:41.460 --> 01:14:43.420
the snacks, why would you do, why would you eat

01:14:43.420 --> 01:14:45.220
that one? What's wrong with you? Do you hate

01:14:45.220 --> 01:14:48.319
your teeth? Yeah, so that's my number two. That's

01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:50.060
a good one. I will save my number one for the

01:14:50.060 --> 01:14:53.279
end. Okay, I kind of went a similar but different

01:14:53.279 --> 01:14:55.920
route. I kind of went from memory of the worst

01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:58.699
snacks I ate or tried to eat. Okay. So these

01:14:58.699 --> 01:15:01.479
are all from memory of the worst snacks I've

01:15:01.479 --> 01:15:05.640
had to endure. Number 10, warm orange juice.

01:15:06.000 --> 01:15:11.060
Oh, I will go one better. Okay. Warm orange juice

01:15:11.060 --> 01:15:13.699
after you brush your teeth. Oh, fuck, buddy.

01:15:13.859 --> 01:15:16.239
After you brush your teeth, it's disgusting.

01:15:16.899 --> 01:15:19.739
It's the worst. Yeah, that's nasty. It's like,

01:15:19.920 --> 01:15:22.159
I'm thinking like you left the orange juice at

01:15:22.159 --> 01:15:24.279
breakfast, forgot about it. It's a hot, humid

01:15:24.279 --> 01:15:26.380
summer day. You go out all day, you come back,

01:15:26.380 --> 01:15:28.359
it's still there. And you're like, oh, orange

01:15:28.359 --> 01:15:32.739
juice. It's bad. Yeah, warm orange juice is nasty.

01:15:33.539 --> 01:15:38.619
Number nine, Wheat Chex cereal, no milk. Oh,

01:15:38.619 --> 01:15:42.760
why? Exactly. It's the worst cereal, first and

01:15:42.760 --> 01:15:44.819
foremost. It's awful. And then you go milkless.

01:15:45.489 --> 01:15:49.270
Nasty. No, don't do it. Number eight, the old

01:15:49.270 --> 01:15:51.930
crusty white rice you forgot in your fridge.

01:15:52.689 --> 01:15:57.149
Yeah. It's just, you can reinvigorate it, sure,

01:15:57.149 --> 01:15:59.630
but like, you're talking a lazy snack you just

01:15:59.630 --> 01:16:02.029
pull out and eat. It just tastes like pebbles

01:16:02.029 --> 01:16:05.029
and stuff. It does. That's gross. And a little

01:16:05.029 --> 01:16:09.170
crunchy. Too crunchy. And way flavorless. Yeah.

01:16:09.829 --> 01:16:15.640
Number seven, four -day -old birthday cake. Mmm,

01:16:15.760 --> 01:16:18.960
you want to talk dry that shit tastes like ash

01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:21.899
Yeah, I mean you're talking volcano right after

01:16:21.899 --> 01:16:24.699
it happened taste the air. That's four day old

01:16:24.699 --> 01:16:27.180
birthday cake Yeah, just just go to the beach

01:16:27.180 --> 01:16:30.460
and eat a pile of sand. Yeah same same feeling

01:16:30.460 --> 01:16:36.100
number six an unseasoned beef patty Yeah beef

01:16:36.100 --> 01:16:40.359
itself in my opinion. It doesn't really especially

01:16:40.359 --> 01:16:44.060
ground beef. It doesn't really taste good You

01:16:44.060 --> 01:16:46.680
need to season it. It's gotta have... You need

01:16:46.680 --> 01:16:48.460
to doll it up a little bit. Yeah, the burger

01:16:48.460 --> 01:16:52.119
accoutrement, you know. It's just not, it's not

01:16:52.119 --> 01:16:57.180
bueno. Number five, old bloomed Hershey's chocolate.

01:16:57.439 --> 01:17:01.520
Yes. It's disgusting. It's awful. Hershey's chocolate

01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:03.500
fresh could have been on this list. Yeah. But

01:17:03.500 --> 01:17:05.460
when it's old and bloomed, it is additionally

01:17:05.460 --> 01:17:10.039
sand and nastiness. Number four, lunch meat,

01:17:10.420 --> 01:17:16.319
but when it's slimy. Because it's not off. It's

01:17:16.319 --> 01:17:19.539
not rancid. It's just slimy and that makes it

01:17:19.539 --> 01:17:22.739
disgusting. Right. But that slimy stage is right

01:17:22.739 --> 01:17:24.960
before the going bad stage. Right, right. Which

01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:26.680
is why when you get to it and it's like that,

01:17:26.699 --> 01:17:29.079
I'm like, nah, I'm chucking that. It's edible,

01:17:29.359 --> 01:17:33.199
sure. But it's gross. Yeah. It's gross and unpleasant.

01:17:33.619 --> 01:17:38.619
Number three, stale tortilla chips. In my opinion,

01:17:39.720 --> 01:17:44.130
tortilla chips are the worst chip stale. They

01:17:44.130 --> 01:17:47.850
are right. They're hard. They're like You crunch

01:17:47.850 --> 01:17:51.250
into them, but it's half crunch half foamy and

01:17:51.250 --> 01:17:54.470
your teeth feel bad It's like there's a crunch,

01:17:54.489 --> 01:17:57.510
but then there's like a chew after the gas. Yeah,

01:17:57.510 --> 01:18:00.449
it's weird. I don't like it. Yeah, I like it

01:18:00.449 --> 01:18:07.579
number two soggy spinach I I'm one of those weirdos,

01:18:07.579 --> 01:18:10.739
right? I enjoy fresh spinach, fresh arugula,

01:18:10.899 --> 01:18:12.840
fresh lettuce. Like, I'll just eat a handful

01:18:12.840 --> 01:18:15.319
of it. To me it's just whatever it's what I eat

01:18:15.319 --> 01:18:17.920
before my regular meal to feel like I'm a healthy

01:18:17.920 --> 01:18:22.039
human being. But when that shit gets soggy, or

01:18:22.039 --> 01:18:25.359
if it comes out of a can, God forbid, dude, vomit.

01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:29.399
Actual vomit. No good. I will gag. That's bad.

01:18:29.479 --> 01:18:33.600
I agree with you. That's my number two. My number

01:18:33.600 --> 01:18:37.729
one. The big reveal. You can find them, especially

01:18:37.729 --> 01:18:40.729
a lot of dollar stores at checkout. Convenience

01:18:40.729 --> 01:18:44.149
stores? And around Halloween. Circus peanuts.

01:18:44.970 --> 01:18:49.350
Oh, man. They look like peanuts, but they taste

01:18:49.350 --> 01:18:55.489
like shit. You dare talk about Styrofoam like

01:18:55.489 --> 01:18:58.869
that? It has its purpose. It is Styrofoam. It

01:18:58.869 --> 01:19:04.859
is the worst. I don't know who... Look, who did

01:19:04.859 --> 01:19:07.260
it? Who made it? They bastardized a marshmallow.

01:19:07.920 --> 01:19:12.739
I guess. In a way, right? Right. What is its

01:19:12.739 --> 01:19:16.439
flavor? Is my question. What is its flavor? I

01:19:16.439 --> 01:19:19.859
can't identify it. I really can't identify it.

01:19:20.279 --> 01:19:22.039
I just remember as a kid having it a few times

01:19:22.039 --> 01:19:24.220
and then just being old enough to realize I'm

01:19:24.220 --> 01:19:26.880
never gonna do that again. Yeah. And then I haven't

01:19:26.880 --> 01:19:31.899
since then. Yeah, exactly. And I just think about

01:19:31.899 --> 01:19:35.100
the meeting at whatever company has circus peanuts

01:19:35.100 --> 01:19:39.000
back in probably like the 1950s yeah like uh

01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:41.479
jerry yep we wanted uh something creative something

01:19:41.479 --> 01:19:45.899
new from you what do you got uh uh how about

01:19:45.899 --> 01:19:49.439
circus peanuts Well, what? You mean just like

01:19:49.439 --> 01:19:52.100
a peanut? No! No! It just looks like a peanut.

01:19:52.579 --> 01:19:54.840
What if we left a marshmallow out to dry, but

01:19:54.840 --> 01:19:57.899
it was next to a porta potty? And they're different

01:19:57.899 --> 01:20:01.079
colors, but they look like a peanut. Get this

01:20:01.079 --> 01:20:04.079
man a raise. Get this man a raise. By golly,

01:20:04.119 --> 01:20:07.060
it's going to be the greatest snack ever. Oh

01:20:07.060 --> 01:20:09.420
yeah, circus peanuts are gross. So disgusting.

01:20:09.739 --> 01:20:12.800
That's a good answer. Good answer. My number

01:20:12.800 --> 01:20:16.020
one, I've had it so many times, I have found

01:20:16.020 --> 01:20:19.220
a way to rectify it. Okay. but it's still number

01:20:19.220 --> 01:20:23.840
one in this state, cold leftover french fries.

01:20:24.220 --> 01:20:27.500
Yes, oh that's so good. That's the number one

01:20:27.500 --> 01:20:32.260
worst snack in my opinion. It's just not, it's

01:20:32.260 --> 01:20:35.279
inedible. And I know that's a very first world

01:20:35.279 --> 01:20:38.000
thing to say because there are some people who

01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:41.060
have it really rough and would like to eat cold

01:20:41.060 --> 01:20:43.100
leftover french fries instead of starving to

01:20:43.100 --> 01:20:48.390
death. But I, I'm a privileged person. And that's

01:20:48.390 --> 01:20:50.890
the worst snack I could think of. That is really

01:20:50.890 --> 01:20:52.750
good. I'm almost bummed that I didn't fit it

01:20:52.750 --> 01:20:56.109
into mine somewhere. Cold fries are disgusting.

01:20:56.649 --> 01:20:59.380
As a matter of fact, a lot of times... Like if

01:20:59.380 --> 01:21:00.899
you're just in a rush and you grab some fast

01:21:00.899 --> 01:21:03.000
food I'm just gonna wrap some lunch and then

01:21:03.000 --> 01:21:04.779
like you're heading back home you realize Okay,

01:21:04.800 --> 01:21:06.359
that was already ten minutes ago when I ordered

01:21:06.359 --> 01:21:09.000
rates and you're thinking immediately I'm gonna

01:21:09.000 --> 01:21:10.880
have to open this bag put my sandwich on the

01:21:10.880 --> 01:21:12.920
side and just mouth these french fries because

01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:15.600
fries are teetering already They're already teetering.

01:21:15.619 --> 01:21:18.859
Yeah, like you've got a solid five to seven minutes

01:21:18.859 --> 01:21:20.979
to consume those fries before they start getting

01:21:20.979 --> 01:21:23.220
cool Right and then another five or seven minutes

01:21:23.220 --> 01:21:27.210
just throw them away, right? It's so tight Yeah,

01:21:27.210 --> 01:21:30.489
so it's a tight window. Yeah To enjoy a nice

01:21:30.489 --> 01:21:34.090
hot french fry. I agree. That's good. Yeah, very

01:21:34.090 --> 01:21:37.329
good good lists I would say very good less once

01:21:37.329 --> 01:21:39.430
that we always throw this out there if you have

01:21:39.430 --> 01:21:41.970
something Maybe we miss that you find absolutely

01:21:41.970 --> 01:21:46.029
disgusting Throw it on socials. Let us know let

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kind of good stuff. We're not in a review preview

01:21:54.369 --> 01:21:57.920
I review movie I preview movie And this week,

01:21:58.300 --> 01:22:01.300
I went to see a movie called A Working Man. Oh,

01:22:01.420 --> 01:22:04.100
yeah. Yeah, I went to see that one. LeVon Cade

01:22:04.100 --> 01:22:06.560
left behind a decorated military career and the

01:22:06.560 --> 01:22:10.640
Black Ops to live a simple life of working construction.

01:22:11.220 --> 01:22:14.520
However, when human traffickers kidnap his boss's

01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:16.840
daughter, his search to bring her home uncovers

01:22:16.840 --> 01:22:18.960
a world of corruption far greater than he ever

01:22:18.960 --> 01:22:20.979
could have imagined. Takes place in Chicago.

01:22:21.500 --> 01:22:25.260
Haha. My man. My man. The film stars Jason Statham,

01:22:25.479 --> 01:22:30.000
Michael Pena. David Harbour, Arianna Rivas. There

01:22:30.000 --> 01:22:33.520
wasn't a very deep plot, nor were there a ton

01:22:33.520 --> 01:22:38.520
of backstory to learn more about Statham's character,

01:22:38.840 --> 01:22:42.739
or Harbour, who is actually his best war buddy,

01:22:43.140 --> 01:22:47.220
but you don't know a lot about their story. Maybe

01:22:47.220 --> 01:22:49.720
if they do another movie, maybe they will, but

01:22:49.720 --> 01:22:51.640
at any rate, it's really not what you're paying

01:22:51.640 --> 01:22:57.739
for. You're paying for Jason Statham has to go

01:22:57.739 --> 01:23:01.039
get the girl. And that is going to require him

01:23:01.039 --> 01:23:04.619
to be like John Wick for 45 minutes. Right. Right.

01:23:04.640 --> 01:23:06.739
That's what you're paying for. Yes. And you're

01:23:06.739 --> 01:23:10.279
not disappointed. I mean, you get a movie starring

01:23:10.279 --> 01:23:13.319
Jason Statham produced by Sly Stallone. You're

01:23:13.319 --> 01:23:15.659
going to expect some guns going off and explosions.

01:23:16.239 --> 01:23:19.210
As the Lord intended. As the Lord intended. I

01:23:19.210 --> 01:23:22.689
give it a solid 7 .5 out of 10. I was very entertained.

01:23:23.270 --> 01:23:26.069
When you go in expecting a certain kind of movie,

01:23:26.210 --> 01:23:29.489
you're just entertained. I wasn't expecting an

01:23:29.489 --> 01:23:32.529
Academy Award winning film. I was expecting a

01:23:32.529 --> 01:23:35.649
couple laughs and a lot of action and just a

01:23:35.649 --> 01:23:38.069
decent enough story to put two and two together

01:23:38.069 --> 01:23:40.250
and be like, oh yeah, that was pretty good. Yes.

01:23:40.449 --> 01:23:42.590
And that's something we talked about the other

01:23:42.590 --> 01:23:50.270
week is how all the The discrepancy between the

01:23:50.270 --> 01:23:53.449
film critics rating versus the audience rating

01:23:53.449 --> 01:23:56.970
is like these film critics all high and mighty,

01:23:57.210 --> 01:24:01.109
but the audience goes into the film with an expectation

01:24:01.109 --> 01:24:04.909
that fits what the movie is. And that's perfectly

01:24:04.909 --> 01:24:08.670
fine. Go into the movie with the expectation

01:24:08.670 --> 01:24:11.810
to enjoy yourself. 100%. If you are a Jason Statham

01:24:11.810 --> 01:24:14.930
fan, you'll enjoy the movie. Plain and simple.

01:24:14.970 --> 01:24:18.069
as you should. Yep. Now my preview is for a movie

01:24:18.069 --> 01:24:21.170
called The Accountant. Forensic accountant Christian

01:24:21.170 --> 01:24:24.170
Wolf teams up with his estranged but highly lethal

01:24:24.170 --> 01:24:27.550
brother to track down mysterious assassins. The

01:24:27.550 --> 01:24:30.510
film stars Ben Affleck and John Barenthal. The

01:24:30.510 --> 01:24:33.689
movie hits theaters April 25th. The first accountant

01:24:33.689 --> 01:24:37.670
was really good because he's really, he's almost

01:24:37.670 --> 01:24:41.579
a guy that's like he's brilliant. Like he's probably

01:24:41.579 --> 01:24:44.359
almost like genius brilliant, but maybe a little

01:24:44.359 --> 01:24:48.180
bit on the spectrum, too. But he's like trained

01:24:48.180 --> 01:24:53.100
to kill. So very interesting dynamic there. And

01:24:53.100 --> 01:24:55.000
then bringing, of course, John Barenthal from

01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:57.840
The Walking Dead in and it's also the Punisher

01:24:57.840 --> 01:25:00.539
to just come in is this heavy. That's his brother

01:25:00.539 --> 01:25:04.960
who's like just a just a blunt. Right. Right.

01:25:05.039 --> 01:25:06.760
And he's just going to kill as many things as

01:25:06.760 --> 01:25:09.890
he can. Like I see that movie and I'm like. Once

01:25:09.890 --> 01:25:12.649
again, expectations. I go into that like, oh,

01:25:12.649 --> 01:25:13.930
this is going to be great. Oh, it's going to

01:25:13.930 --> 01:25:14.869
be high. There's going to be a lot of shooting

01:25:14.869 --> 01:25:17.829
and killing, and I'm down with that. Yes. Very

01:25:17.829 --> 01:25:21.689
exciting. Yeah. So that's it. And obviously,

01:25:22.130 --> 01:25:24.689
I haven't been sleeping on these. I'm very well

01:25:24.689 --> 01:25:28.310
aware of these movies. But Aidan, so many weeks

01:25:28.310 --> 01:25:31.510
go by where I'm just sleeping on things. Oh,

01:25:31.590 --> 01:25:34.250
no. And you go, no, no, no, no. Check this out.

01:25:34.250 --> 01:25:37.649
And I go, oh, my god. No, no. I slept on that.

01:25:38.909 --> 01:25:41.649
Whether it was a game a movie a show. What what

01:25:41.649 --> 01:25:44.069
did we sleep on this week? Call me the alarm

01:25:44.069 --> 01:25:46.810
clock because you're about to be woken up. No

01:25:46.810 --> 01:25:50.289
more sleeping. This is a game I've talked about

01:25:50.289 --> 01:25:52.630
indie horror games a handful of times I've covered

01:25:52.630 --> 01:25:54.949
movies more recently But this one I wanted to

01:25:54.949 --> 01:25:57.590
bring up because I played it very recently and

01:25:57.590 --> 01:26:00.909
it was mind -blowing in a really good way Hmm.

01:26:01.010 --> 01:26:05.350
It's a video game called the ten bells Okay.

01:26:05.850 --> 01:26:08.989
Now, I don't know if it's based on a real place

01:26:08.989 --> 01:26:13.770
but there is a pub called the ten bells and this

01:26:13.770 --> 01:26:17.289
video game it is an indie horror game oh okay

01:26:17.289 --> 01:26:21.409
based in a pub so it kind of mirrors reality

01:26:21.409 --> 01:26:26.430
the synopsis really is you're trapped in an old

01:26:26.430 --> 01:26:30.149
english pub unravel a chilling tale by identifying

01:26:30.149 --> 01:26:33.739
anomalies while trying to escape confront the

01:26:33.739 --> 01:26:36.260
horror as you survive the endless loop of these

01:26:36.260 --> 01:26:39.560
10 bells. So it's like a psychological horror

01:26:39.560 --> 01:26:43.199
game mixed with that anomaly finding type game.

01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:46.640
It does it really well. And this came out in

01:26:46.640 --> 01:26:49.920
the summer of 2024. Oh, this is recent. So it's

01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:52.779
recent, but it's not like super recent. And I

01:26:52.779 --> 01:26:56.819
haven't seen a lot of videos or commentary about

01:26:56.819 --> 01:26:59.220
it. And I feel like it's just been slept on.

01:27:00.180 --> 01:27:02.720
I don't know why I thought it was really good

01:27:02.720 --> 01:27:06.020
and You know indie horror games are cheaper than

01:27:06.020 --> 01:27:09.079
triple -a games or most anything else these days

01:27:09.079 --> 01:27:12.720
The game itself is only what four or five dollars

01:27:12.720 --> 01:27:15.479
and you can go no way hours of entertainment

01:27:15.479 --> 01:27:20.399
out of it So highly recommend that It goes on

01:27:20.399 --> 01:27:23.420
the ten bells an anomaly horror game set in a

01:27:23.420 --> 01:27:26.760
timeless English pub this unsettling escape room

01:27:26.760 --> 01:27:29.600
draws you into a world of surreal anomalies and

01:27:29.600 --> 01:27:33.399
a hidden story where every detail matters and

01:27:33.399 --> 01:27:38.420
the ghostly past lingers around you so There

01:27:38.420 --> 01:27:41.500
is a deeper story some of which I got to in,

01:27:41.500 --> 01:27:44.279
you know the video I released on my channel recently.

01:27:44.319 --> 01:27:50.119
Yeah, but it's highly rated but it's like under

01:27:50.119 --> 01:27:53.100
-reviewed, under -appreciated, and I thought

01:27:53.100 --> 01:27:56.319
I'd give it a shout because I had a lot of fun

01:27:56.319 --> 01:28:00.560
playing it, and it's, like I always say it, every

01:28:00.560 --> 01:28:02.779
time I review one of these indie -style horror

01:28:02.779 --> 01:28:07.819
games, is it's just, it's too good. It's too

01:28:07.819 --> 01:28:11.859
good to just be $4, you know? There's so many

01:28:11.859 --> 01:28:16.590
$70 AAA games that are meh. And then you find

01:28:16.590 --> 01:28:18.750
little gems like this that are four bones. It's

01:28:18.750 --> 01:28:23.149
like, what? This is four bones? So yes, highly

01:28:23.149 --> 01:28:26.149
recommend the 10 bells. Easy to lose several

01:28:26.149 --> 01:28:29.649
hours into it and you will get the shit scared

01:28:29.649 --> 01:28:33.090
out of you because I definitely did. I love it.

01:28:33.810 --> 01:28:36.590
So ten bells ten bells. I definitely want to

01:28:36.590 --> 01:28:38.670
check that one out. That sounds like so much

01:28:38.670 --> 01:28:41.390
fun It is a lot of fun. That's amazing. All right,

01:28:41.390 --> 01:28:44.029
we're gonna take a quick break when we come back

01:28:44.029 --> 01:28:47.289
We are gonna sample some beer as we do every

01:28:47.289 --> 01:28:51.270
week and to finish up with a world of weird news

01:28:51.270 --> 01:29:10.380
On the Mark Wosho podcast All right, everybody,

01:29:10.439 --> 01:29:13.359
we are in the home stretch of the Mark Mo Show

01:29:13.359 --> 01:29:17.239
episode 10. And we, of course, do beer reviews

01:29:17.239 --> 01:29:21.979
each and every week. And we do our untapped reviews

01:29:21.979 --> 01:29:24.979
and grades and the whole thing. So what do we

01:29:24.979 --> 01:29:27.739
have this week, Aidan? This week, the Kentucky

01:29:27.739 --> 01:29:33.119
Bourbon Barrel Imperial Milk Stout from the Lexington

01:29:33.119 --> 01:29:36.260
Brewing and Distilling Company. Very exciting.

01:29:36.340 --> 01:29:39.640
So it's a Imperial stout or double milk stout

01:29:39.640 --> 01:29:47.600
rather 12 % Oh mama so she spicy she spicy Universal

01:29:47.600 --> 01:29:50.500
so you're talking seven over seven thousand damn

01:29:50.500 --> 01:29:53.239
near eight thousand ratings on untapped not sponsored,

01:29:53.279 --> 01:29:57.100
but it is a free app four point oh five out of

01:29:57.100 --> 01:30:00.239
five That's impressive on this on this rating

01:30:00.239 --> 01:30:03.319
from everybody so it it does pretty well, but

01:30:03.319 --> 01:30:07.529
we're about to give you our review on the official

01:30:07.529 --> 01:30:11.149
beer review of The Mark Mo Show. That's true.

01:30:11.369 --> 01:30:14.170
Very exciting. So if you are enjoying a brewski,

01:30:14.250 --> 01:30:18.050
of course, it's Saturday morning, but you know

01:30:18.050 --> 01:30:20.109
what? Damn it. It's the weekend. Treat yourself.

01:30:20.390 --> 01:30:22.609
That's what I'm thinking. The way I look at it

01:30:22.609 --> 01:30:25.050
here, it's what? Not quite eight o 'clock on

01:30:25.050 --> 01:30:27.239
a Friday night. People are just starting to get

01:30:27.239 --> 01:30:30.619
ramped up here, and I would imagine on the East

01:30:30.619 --> 01:30:32.819
Coast, people are already getting into it. And

01:30:32.819 --> 01:30:34.720
then from there, what is that, about six hours

01:30:34.720 --> 01:30:37.340
getting over to Europe? I bet people are still

01:30:37.340 --> 01:30:39.880
up. That's true. They might be winding their

01:30:39.880 --> 01:30:41.960
nights down. That's true. So if they're drinking

01:30:41.960 --> 01:30:45.140
right now, but when this episode airs... Oh,

01:30:45.140 --> 01:30:47.520
right. That's true. Yeah, that's kind of what

01:30:47.520 --> 01:30:50.460
I was referencing. Ah, that's right, because

01:30:50.460 --> 01:30:53.439
it will air sometime on Saturday. Saturday morning.

01:30:53.560 --> 01:30:56.199
But Saturday morning is also five o 'clock somewhere,

01:30:56.340 --> 01:30:58.539
blah, blah, blah, whatever they say. Right. Crack

01:30:58.539 --> 01:31:00.619
one open. We actually have people that listen

01:31:00.619 --> 01:31:05.300
in Russia. So... That's true. That is true. It's

01:31:05.300 --> 01:31:09.659
at the afternoon, right? Yes. If it's the afternoon

01:31:09.659 --> 01:31:12.380
for them, it's the afternoon for you. I am very

01:31:12.380 --> 01:31:16.340
certain the people in Russia would like very

01:31:16.340 --> 01:31:20.439
much to say, hey, listen to guys in America.

01:31:20.840 --> 01:31:24.220
We love them. None of these, you know, Putin

01:31:24.220 --> 01:31:28.680
Trump guy, these guys, they're talking about

01:31:28.680 --> 01:31:30.800
this stuff. They talk good stuff. If no vodka,

01:31:30.899 --> 01:31:33.460
drink beer. Drink beer if you don't have the

01:31:33.460 --> 01:31:37.539
vodka. Yeah, so Russians, we love you. Not so

01:31:37.539 --> 01:31:39.640
much your leader guy, but we know you guys are

01:31:39.640 --> 01:31:41.979
good. A majority of the people out there are

01:31:41.979 --> 01:31:44.899
the same, but we are. Yep. That's the way I look

01:31:44.899 --> 01:31:46.979
at it. So we love you guys. Thanks for listening.

01:31:47.399 --> 01:31:49.479
Kentucky bourbon barrel. Let's drink. Imperial

01:31:49.479 --> 01:31:52.720
milk stout. Slainte. Slainte. Tell you Irish

01:31:52.720 --> 01:31:58.319
people don't listen, start listening. Oh. Holy.

01:31:59.399 --> 01:32:03.840
Okay. Um. Okay, I'm getting, there's notes of

01:32:03.840 --> 01:32:08.199
coffee, because it's got that roasted malty coffee,

01:32:09.220 --> 01:32:12.420
damn near cocoa flavor to it. But then you get

01:32:12.420 --> 01:32:14.939
the milk stout, which kind of brings you back

01:32:14.939 --> 01:32:18.960
into that smooth territory. Oh, wow. You could

01:32:18.960 --> 01:32:22.590
have told me this was 6%, I'd believe you. 12?

01:32:24.130 --> 01:32:28.550
12? That's, now look. Holy. And you're, by the

01:32:28.550 --> 01:32:30.489
way, for all the listeners out there, this is

01:32:30.489 --> 01:32:33.630
not an inexpensive bottle of beer. No, it's expensive.

01:32:33.750 --> 01:32:36.010
You're talking a bottle retail costs you about

01:32:36.010 --> 01:32:38.670
five bones. So in a bar, you're talking seven

01:32:38.670 --> 01:32:41.409
plus. If you get a pint of this somewhere, yes.

01:32:41.409 --> 01:32:45.609
Right. Absolutely. But golly, is it worth it?

01:32:45.710 --> 01:32:49.569
Oh my God. I'm, all right, I'm blown away. I

01:32:49.569 --> 01:32:52.180
don't... I don't get blown away by these bears

01:32:52.180 --> 01:32:54.659
easily, but to be fair, and we're looking at

01:32:54.659 --> 01:32:57.079
our grading, because I've graded upwards of maybe

01:32:57.079 --> 01:33:00.220
like 40 bears. Aidan's probably well into the

01:33:00.220 --> 01:33:04.020
hundreds by now. 400 plus. 400 plus. And here's

01:33:04.020 --> 01:33:08.439
the thing. This might be, and once again, it's

01:33:08.439 --> 01:33:11.180
hard to give a perfect grade on anything, because

01:33:11.180 --> 01:33:13.000
you're saying nothing can be better than what

01:33:13.000 --> 01:33:15.420
you're having if you give something a perfect

01:33:15.420 --> 01:33:20.199
grade technically. That might be the best damn

01:33:20.199 --> 01:33:22.699
beer I've ever had. And I'm not even, I've had

01:33:22.699 --> 01:33:25.800
the Gilded Rock, I've had the Chimay, those are

01:33:25.800 --> 01:33:30.880
all excellent. This is phenomenal. It is really,

01:33:30.979 --> 01:33:33.420
really fantastic. And I like a stout. I love

01:33:33.420 --> 01:33:36.439
Guinness. Yes, yes. This is better than Guinness.

01:33:36.899 --> 01:33:40.140
Oh, I would agree. Easily. I would agree. Guinness

01:33:40.140 --> 01:33:43.100
is one of the lighter stouts out there. It is

01:33:43.100 --> 01:33:45.600
really drinkable. It's very light. Crushable.

01:33:45.779 --> 01:33:49.630
Yeah. I guess is the term these days. This, you

01:33:49.630 --> 01:33:51.369
could have two of these and be done for the night.

01:33:51.409 --> 01:33:54.829
This is a dessert -y. Oh, absolutely. I mean,

01:33:54.829 --> 01:33:58.310
it's got some sweetness to it. But yeah, definitely

01:33:58.310 --> 01:34:03.329
heavy on the cocoa and coffee flavor notes. Holy,

01:34:03.510 --> 01:34:06.949
it is fantastic. Well, you know how you can bake

01:34:06.949 --> 01:34:09.810
and cook with Guinness as well? Sure. I'd make

01:34:09.810 --> 01:34:12.149
a dessert with that. Like a brownie or something?

01:34:12.210 --> 01:34:16.569
Right, right. Oh, dude. That's fantastic. That

01:34:16.569 --> 01:34:20.989
is so good Man, I am just I'm blown away. Yeah,

01:34:20.989 --> 01:34:24.170
I'm blown away Honestly, I'm torn between and

01:34:24.170 --> 01:34:27.090
please believe us. We're not sponsored by any

01:34:27.090 --> 01:34:30.069
of these companies or anything I'm torn between

01:34:30.069 --> 01:34:33.710
four seven five out of five. Yeah, or five out

01:34:33.710 --> 01:34:37.810
of five. I am it's really up there because also

01:34:37.810 --> 01:34:41.930
to sometimes with Like a harsher IPA or a stout

01:34:41.930 --> 01:34:44.409
or something. That's just a little heavier A

01:34:44.409 --> 01:34:46.270
lot of times it'll leave something on the palate,

01:34:46.430 --> 01:34:48.310
a little bit. A little bitter note or something.

01:34:48.829 --> 01:34:52.270
This does not. I think it's because they did

01:34:52.270 --> 01:34:54.770
it perfectly and I mentioned that a little bit

01:34:54.770 --> 01:34:58.949
ago of how the bitter notes of the coffee and

01:34:58.949 --> 01:35:02.050
cocoa are kind of walked back by the fact that

01:35:02.050 --> 01:35:04.029
it's a milk stout, like it's got the lactose

01:35:04.029 --> 01:35:09.470
in there, it's got the milk in there. It's mixed

01:35:09.470 --> 01:35:14.149
phenomenally. It really is. I I that's four seven

01:35:14.149 --> 01:35:16.930
five out of five for me. That is I believe the

01:35:16.930 --> 01:35:20.350
highest rating I have given on this show yet

01:35:20.350 --> 01:35:23.390
Yeah, oh no doubt and I'm I'm right there with

01:35:23.390 --> 01:35:29.939
you I'm gonna go 4 -7 -5 also. I really am. As

01:35:29.939 --> 01:35:31.899
I said, it's hard to give a perfect grade to

01:35:31.899 --> 01:35:34.119
something. This is about as damn close as you're

01:35:34.119 --> 01:35:37.539
gonna get. So if you like darker beers, if you're

01:35:37.539 --> 01:35:39.859
a Guinness fan, whatever, try this. I think you're

01:35:39.859 --> 01:35:43.260
gonna love it. And as we said, an end of the

01:35:43.260 --> 01:35:45.920
evening, maybe you go to dinner with... with

01:35:45.920 --> 01:35:49.119
your dude or your girl or whatever, and the dinner's

01:35:49.119 --> 01:35:51.560
over, and you're just kind of winding the night

01:35:51.560 --> 01:35:54.439
down. Maybe you get some dessert or some ice

01:35:54.439 --> 01:35:57.420
cream or something. Get this. Because it will

01:35:57.420 --> 01:36:00.180
pair perfectly. Or if you don't have room for

01:36:00.180 --> 01:36:02.819
dessert, you'll find room for this. This is the

01:36:02.819 --> 01:36:06.340
dessert. Yes. Yeah. This is really, really phenomenal.

01:36:07.000 --> 01:36:10.579
That was great. I completely agree. And this

01:36:10.579 --> 01:36:15.770
is not something that you'd buy a case of and

01:36:15.770 --> 01:36:19.090
crush. Nope. You know, this is something you

01:36:19.090 --> 01:36:23.449
crack one or two open on a special weekend day

01:36:23.449 --> 01:36:29.069
and enjoy. You enjoy every ounce, every one of

01:36:29.069 --> 01:36:33.050
the 12 ounces in here. That is really good. Yeah,

01:36:33.050 --> 01:36:35.210
I enjoyed that. I'm so happy with that. I enjoyed

01:36:35.210 --> 01:36:37.909
that very much and I'm gonna keep enjoying it.

01:36:37.909 --> 01:36:41.659
Yes. As we finish our... 10th episode and make

01:36:41.659 --> 01:36:43.239
sure you listen next week too because we're gonna

01:36:43.239 --> 01:36:45.880
have an interview fireside chat we had a fireside

01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:48.720
chat already with someone from an organization

01:36:48.720 --> 01:36:51.560
ymca many of you are probably familiar with that

01:36:51.560 --> 01:36:53.779
and if you're somewhere else in the world maybe

01:36:53.779 --> 01:36:57.699
you have organizations similar uh it was a great

01:36:57.699 --> 01:36:59.979
interview i'm going to interview with a local

01:36:59.979 --> 01:37:03.420
real estate agent uh next week and it's going

01:37:03.420 --> 01:37:06.560
to be a really great conversation because She's

01:37:06.560 --> 01:37:08.520
so involved in the community and she's an advocate

01:37:08.520 --> 01:37:11.100
for so many different types of people and we

01:37:11.100 --> 01:37:12.539
could really go a lot of different directions

01:37:12.539 --> 01:37:14.899
I think we're gonna try to stick in real estate

01:37:14.899 --> 01:37:18.039
for this conversation as It pertains just all

01:37:18.039 --> 01:37:19.619
the crazy stuff going on right now. So we're

01:37:19.619 --> 01:37:22.220
gonna have that conversation next week But for

01:37:22.220 --> 01:37:23.720
now, we're gonna finish up with our final second

01:37:23.720 --> 01:37:26.600
the world of weird news right here on the Mark

01:37:26.600 --> 01:37:31.029
Mo show podcast Aidan I would love to hear your

01:37:31.029 --> 01:37:33.430
story because you already gave me like a warning.

01:37:33.810 --> 01:37:37.050
I gave you a hint. So there was this trend a

01:37:37.050 --> 01:37:40.350
couple years ago of people online telling everyone

01:37:40.350 --> 01:37:44.109
else like hey look up Florida man plus your birthday

01:37:44.109 --> 01:37:48.550
on Google and it would give you a result of your

01:37:48.550 --> 01:37:51.569
personal Florida man story. All right. Of what

01:37:51.569 --> 01:37:55.050
happened in Florida with that crazy Florida man.

01:37:55.090 --> 01:37:59.579
Yep. On your birthday. Okay. So I did mine. July

01:37:59.579 --> 01:38:02.899
13th my birthday. I did that on AK 219 a couple

01:38:02.899 --> 01:38:06.500
months ago My girlfriend Jordan her birthday

01:38:06.500 --> 01:38:11.420
August 28th. Yes, that's what I found All right,

01:38:11.479 --> 01:38:15.739
so August 28th this happened five years ago Florida

01:38:15.739 --> 01:38:20.199
man arrested with pound of cocaine Some of which

01:38:20.199 --> 01:38:26.329
kept on his stack of bacon deputies say This

01:38:26.329 --> 01:38:30.949
story comes from Kiro7, local, out of Florida.

01:38:31.510 --> 01:38:35.050
Port St. Lucie, Florida. A Florida man was arrested

01:38:35.050 --> 01:38:38.029
Wednesday after deputies found more than a pound

01:38:38.029 --> 01:38:41.569
of cocaine. Pound, by the way. That's a lot.

01:38:41.569 --> 01:38:45.189
That's a lot. Of cocaine in his truck and even

01:38:45.189 --> 01:38:48.130
more inside his home when they searched. Damn.

01:38:48.729 --> 01:38:52.029
Including some they found on top of a stack of

01:38:52.029 --> 01:38:57.250
his bacon. The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office

01:38:57.250 --> 01:39:02.689
said, The man in question. Yes was pulled over

01:39:02.689 --> 01:39:06.229
around 7 p .m. This day and deputies find a bag

01:39:06.229 --> 01:39:08.649
filled with nearly a pound of cocaine in his

01:39:08.649 --> 01:39:12.529
back seat Deputies found more cocaine during

01:39:12.529 --> 01:39:15.069
a search of his home around 9 p .m. Some cocaine

01:39:15.069 --> 01:39:18.310
was found quote directly on a stack of bacon

01:39:18.310 --> 01:39:23.409
in his fridge Investigator said oh no these 62

01:39:23.409 --> 01:39:27.949
year old man. Oh, dude 62 and you got pounds

01:39:27.949 --> 01:39:31.770
of cocaine sitting on top of your breakfast ingredients.

01:39:32.890 --> 01:39:35.590
I mean, first of all, I don't know what type

01:39:35.590 --> 01:39:39.350
of breakfast you get into. But if I have crack

01:39:39.350 --> 01:39:44.069
cocaine or even pure cocoa on top of my bacon.

01:39:44.289 --> 01:39:49.960
Uh huh. Dude, skip the Bob Evans. That's fair.

01:39:50.220 --> 01:39:55.279
Invite me to your place. The 62 -year -old man

01:39:55.279 --> 01:39:57.720
was arrested and charged with two counts of cocaine

01:39:57.720 --> 01:40:00.260
trafficking according to the jail records. He

01:40:00.260 --> 01:40:06.260
was released on $70 ,000 bond. Someone posted

01:40:06.260 --> 01:40:11.000
the $70 ,000 bond. Yes, okay. Which, I mean,

01:40:11.000 --> 01:40:13.279
I guess if you have multiple pounds of cocaine

01:40:13.279 --> 01:40:17.399
and can afford to store it with your bacon. Sure,

01:40:17.399 --> 01:40:20.579
you probably have 70 grand laying around. Probably.

01:40:21.359 --> 01:40:26.180
But like, dog. First of all, how do you get pulled

01:40:26.180 --> 01:40:29.380
with a pound of cocaine in your backseat? If

01:40:29.380 --> 01:40:31.859
you've got a pound of cocaine in your backseat,

01:40:32.340 --> 01:40:35.439
you better be driving like the safest person

01:40:35.439 --> 01:40:38.000
on earth. Oh, for sure. I'm talking two under

01:40:38.000 --> 01:40:40.460
the speed limit, full stopping, three seconds,

01:40:40.560 --> 01:40:44.659
every stop sign. You cannot get pulled. with

01:40:44.659 --> 01:40:47.380
a pound of cocaine in your back seat. Oh, no

01:40:47.380 --> 01:40:51.039
doubt. No doubt about it. I mean, it's just and

01:40:51.039 --> 01:40:54.659
then of course, like the reason it made the Florida

01:40:54.659 --> 01:40:59.460
man history that it has. He stored it with his

01:40:59.460 --> 01:41:03.539
bacon in his fridge, dude. That's unbelievable.

01:41:03.880 --> 01:41:05.500
And of course, they get the search warrant for

01:41:05.500 --> 01:41:07.880
his house after they after they take him in with

01:41:07.880 --> 01:41:10.880
a pound of cocaine. How do you keep that with

01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:14.399
your bacon? I'm not sure. Mean it's already sus

01:41:14.399 --> 01:41:17.579
to keep raw meat next to vegetables. Yes, but

01:41:17.579 --> 01:41:20.500
you're keeping raw meat Next to your next to

01:41:20.500 --> 01:41:24.920
your next to your coke highly valuable. Yeah

01:41:24.920 --> 01:41:30.359
medicinal product right Right. I would I'd like

01:41:30.359 --> 01:41:33.260
some eggs Definitely would like bacon a little

01:41:33.260 --> 01:41:36.260
crispy Alongside of some white girl interrupted,

01:41:36.260 --> 01:41:39.619
please Sprinkle that maybe on the table pixie

01:41:39.619 --> 01:41:44.439
dust I will take all of the eggs and bacon and

01:41:44.439 --> 01:41:49.239
coke that you have. Oh, that's funny. Oh my god.

01:41:49.859 --> 01:41:52.100
Oh yeah, had to. Coke and bacon. I love it. One

01:41:52.100 --> 01:41:56.739
man. That's a great Florida man story. I've kind

01:41:56.739 --> 01:41:59.600
of gone around the world a little bit recently.

01:41:59.979 --> 01:42:02.960
As you should. I found this lovely story out

01:42:02.960 --> 01:42:07.979
of the UK. Mom mortified when toddler eats cremated

01:42:07.979 --> 01:42:11.949
grandfather's ashes. Quote -unquote, I'm still

01:42:11.949 --> 01:42:16.470
trying to process it. Bro, your toddler's processing

01:42:16.470 --> 01:42:22.289
it in his organs, dude. Holy... Once again, I

01:42:22.289 --> 01:42:27.789
love the way... I love the way writers write

01:42:27.789 --> 01:42:31.050
their articles overseas. We've done this recently

01:42:31.050 --> 01:42:33.170
with people from New Zealand and Aussie and now

01:42:33.170 --> 01:42:35.609
the UK. Don't we do the same shit, though? Like

01:42:35.609 --> 01:42:38.340
you're given a piece of gold. You have to make

01:42:38.340 --> 01:42:42.939
this into your magnum opus. Have to. All of the

01:42:42.939 --> 01:42:45.600
rules that you learned in journalism school throw

01:42:45.600 --> 01:42:48.159
it out the window when you get a piece like this.

01:42:48.819 --> 01:42:53.319
Here's how it starts. He had a grand father slam

01:42:53.319 --> 01:42:58.979
breakfast. They shut up go get it go get it a

01:42:58.979 --> 01:43:02.239
Lincoln Shire UK mom was mortified after walking

01:43:02.239 --> 01:43:05.220
into her living room to find her one -year -old

01:43:05.220 --> 01:43:10.180
son Devouring Oh God is grandpa's cremated ashes

01:43:10.180 --> 01:43:13.819
Detailing the post -mortem dust -up at a viral

01:43:13.819 --> 01:43:21.090
tick -tock I'm still trying to process it and

01:43:21.090 --> 01:43:25.590
a guest Natasha eminy told cater's news service

01:43:25.590 --> 01:43:29.470
understandably a gas Understandably the Lincoln

01:43:29.470 --> 01:43:32.329
resident had popped upstairs for just a few minutes

01:43:32.329 --> 01:43:34.890
to put away some laundry When the Brit returned

01:43:34.890 --> 01:43:39.159
she saw her son Koa covered in ashes, whereupon

01:43:39.159 --> 01:43:42.500
she realized, to her horror, that he'd unknowingly

01:43:42.500 --> 01:43:46.100
eaten her father's remains. Oh my god. It took

01:43:46.100 --> 01:43:49.460
me a moment to realize it was, in fact, my dad's

01:43:49.460 --> 01:43:52.720
ashes, exclaimed Emily, who quickly snapped a

01:43:52.720 --> 01:43:56.720
video. You know, fuck collecting dad at this

01:43:56.720 --> 01:43:59.220
point. We're taking a video. Who quickly snapped

01:43:59.220 --> 01:44:04.100
a video at the scene of the grime. Let's go.

01:44:04.399 --> 01:44:06.159
First of all, I just want to say, Emine, God

01:44:06.159 --> 01:44:09.180
bless your soul. I'm claiming it right now. That's

01:44:09.180 --> 01:44:13.699
millennial behavior. Isn't it? So is the clip

01:44:13.699 --> 01:44:18.489
captioned, when your son eats your dad. This

01:44:18.489 --> 01:44:21.989
is like, this is Armie Hammer's wet dream right

01:44:21.989 --> 01:44:27.109
here. Holy. Shows the tiny terror innocently

01:44:27.109 --> 01:44:29.810
and obviously strolling around the sofa with

01:44:29.810 --> 01:44:32.949
his clothes and face smeared with ashes like

01:44:32.949 --> 01:44:39.479
a volcano eruption survivor. The camera then

01:44:39.479 --> 01:44:42.760
pans to an empty decorative vase with the top

01:44:42.760 --> 01:44:47.020
removed and his granddad's dust spilled all around

01:44:47.020 --> 01:44:52.520
it. My son has eaten my dad's ashes. Ebony wailed

01:44:52.520 --> 01:44:58.600
in the clip. She found the desecration particularly

01:44:58.600 --> 01:45:02.439
perplexing given that she'd placed the urn on

01:45:02.439 --> 01:45:08.279
a top shelf where she thought the Fam ish hot

01:45:08.279 --> 01:45:16.399
no But was dead raw I Love this the writer should

01:45:16.399 --> 01:45:18.779
get an award. Oh my this is great this dude on

01:45:18.779 --> 01:45:21.840
SNL writing Oh my god, you have to only in addition

01:45:21.840 --> 01:45:24.920
the toddler had never previously shown any interest

01:45:24.920 --> 01:45:28.159
in the urn Despite it being there his whole life.

01:45:28.159 --> 01:45:33.130
He's only a year old Toddlers are like cats.

01:45:33.189 --> 01:45:35.930
They will fuck up everything everything on anything.

01:45:36.529 --> 01:45:39.489
Absolutely Thankfully koa didn't suffer any adverse

01:45:39.489 --> 01:45:44.609
effects from his macabre meal His mother asked

01:45:44.609 --> 01:45:48.090
doctors for advice They said to give him water

01:45:48.090 --> 01:45:51.810
and he'll be fine. Oh my god in the comments

01:45:51.810 --> 01:45:54.789
viewers were appalled at the gastronomic get

01:45:54.789 --> 01:46:01.359
together But it's like a family reunion in my

01:46:01.359 --> 01:46:04.340
intestines. It really is. This is great. This

01:46:04.340 --> 01:46:08.560
writer. Oh my god home run Please say this is

01:46:08.560 --> 01:46:11.479
an April Fool's joke exclaimed one to which emity

01:46:11.479 --> 01:46:14.840
replied. I wish it was Thankfully, she learned

01:46:14.840 --> 01:46:17.560
to see the funny side of the posthumous family

01:46:17.560 --> 01:46:21.600
reunion Quipping he never met him his grandfather.

01:46:21.600 --> 01:46:25.539
Yeah, but now they are always together Well,

01:46:25.539 --> 01:46:30.119
I got news for you know They're not because there's

01:46:30.119 --> 01:46:32.880
a thing called a bowel movement Granddad's gonna

01:46:32.880 --> 01:46:35.939
he's coming out the other side think of the nutrition

01:46:35.939 --> 01:46:39.199
granddad is helping literally build his cells

01:46:39.199 --> 01:46:44.319
He really is he really is my dad would be creasing

01:46:44.319 --> 01:46:48.500
which is cracking up To the perplexed parent

01:46:48.500 --> 01:46:51.560
added he definitely would have laughed. We all

01:46:51.560 --> 01:46:54.539
love a bit of dark humor This isn't the first

01:46:54.539 --> 01:46:58.079
time a hangry toddler has eaten their grandpa

01:46:58.079 --> 01:47:02.239
post -mortem. What? In January, Colorado mom

01:47:02.239 --> 01:47:05.079
Monica Long was appalled after discovering that

01:47:05.079 --> 01:47:07.819
her sons might have consumed their grandfather's

01:47:07.819 --> 01:47:10.420
ashes when she went to use the bathroom. Oh my

01:47:10.420 --> 01:47:13.880
god. The boys got paw -paw. Long exclaimed in

01:47:13.880 --> 01:47:16.979
a cliff of the incident. You know what's funny?

01:47:17.439 --> 01:47:21.899
You know what's funny? Kevin. On AK -219, we've

01:47:21.899 --> 01:47:24.560
got the segment called What the Fuck, which we,

01:47:24.819 --> 01:47:27.260
it's similar to the World of Weird News. Okay.

01:47:28.060 --> 01:47:32.100
He brought up her story. He brought up that -

01:47:32.100 --> 01:47:35.079
That story? That Colorado mom story. No. He brought,

01:47:35.220 --> 01:47:37.619
like, the whole thing, like, they got Paw Paw.

01:47:37.979 --> 01:47:42.319
Because in the Colorado mom story, they got Paw

01:47:42.319 --> 01:47:46.199
Paw, knocked over his urn, vacuumed up his ashes.

01:47:46.640 --> 01:47:49.779
And then she put a little sticky note on the

01:47:49.779 --> 01:47:52.819
vacuum that said Paw Paw and just kept the ashes

01:47:52.819 --> 01:47:57.119
in the vacuum. So I can't believe these two stories

01:47:57.119 --> 01:48:00.159
are connected somehow. They really are. That's

01:48:00.159 --> 01:48:05.439
hilarious. That's just great. Holy. The international

01:48:05.439 --> 01:48:07.840
community has not let me down for three weeks

01:48:07.840 --> 01:48:10.180
running, so I greatly appreciate that. Beautiful.

01:48:10.520 --> 01:48:14.659
just amazing uh but that that is it is time for

01:48:14.659 --> 01:48:17.840
the old show wrap up uh aiden thank you for everything

01:48:17.840 --> 01:48:21.039
you do a great co -host uh producing the show

01:48:21.039 --> 01:48:24.060
all that kind of good stuff uh his podcast aka

01:48:24.060 --> 01:48:30.380
219 and also aiden spelled the right way yes

01:48:30.619 --> 01:48:34.060
Damn right. Beautiful. So definitely check those

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01:48:56.899 --> 01:48:59.079
for listening in. You got anything you want to

01:48:59.079 --> 01:49:00.579
say to these fine folks before we get out of

01:49:00.579 --> 01:49:04.199
here? Don't eat grandpa. Don't do that. Bye.

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