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Join Master of Menacery Mark Maloney and the

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OG Guy Being Dude Aidan Maloney as they explore

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movies, music, food, and nightlife on the Mark

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Mo Show. With segments like You Just Made the

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List, Carpe DM, and The 15, each episode is

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loaded with shenanigans, tomfoolery, and chaos.

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We hope you enjoy the show! everybody what's

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up welcome to season 1 episode 9 of the mark

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mo show podcast my name is mark meloni i'm your

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host and along with me co -host and host of his

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very own show AK219 Aidan Maloney; Aidan how

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you doing man doing pretty fantastic excited

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for this weekend starting got a tattoo yesterday

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well i got a tattoo started yesterday oh yeah

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which is very exciting so i'll have that finished

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next month i'll have a new tattoo on top of that

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one. So I'm continuing the tat journey. I love

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that. I love that. And I'm doing that as well.

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A little bit slower in the process. But as time

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goes on, I'll keep adding. I kind of went reverse

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on mine. I started with my hands and kind of

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worked my way up. Right. So I've got three hand

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tattoos and one wrist tattoo. Tattoo we got together

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on my birthday. True. And I'm just going to kind

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of keep. Moving up the old arm. Yeah, nothing

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wrong with that. I just wish they weren't so

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expensive But I completely understand why they

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are, you know, the amount of experience and the

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tools and renting out little offices So I get

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it. But at the same time it's like I just wish

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I had More money for them. Yeah. Oh for sure.

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Yeah, which is which is why it takes time to

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add them, right? But for now, I'm doing smaller

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ones so they're not as pricey. But I realize

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as I move up my arm and they get bigger, you're

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getting into $200 and $300 and $400 tats. Yeah.

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And that's something to save up for. That's something

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to save up for. Agreed. That takes a little bit.

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But anyway, awesome cool on tats and So talk

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to me about ak -219. So you have a host or co

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-host his name is Kevin Boland and Yeah, so MIA

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have we found him? I'm not sure yeah as as many

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of you listener out there know ak -219 has been

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a little quiet recently and Yeah, I don't know

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where Kevin's at I'm not entirely sure, but I've

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been uploading to my personal channel, AidanSpudTheRightWay,

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so if you're itching for that type of content,

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you can always check out my channel. But yeah,

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AK219 will come back at some point once we get

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Kevin out of whatever hole he's stuck in. Yeah,

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there's always risks with his spelunking. That

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is true. He's in a cave somewhere, I'm sure.

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That's the one thing they say about Kev. And

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he's always in a hole. Always in a hole. Always

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in a hole. I mean, we may fill it someday, but,

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you know, he's in there. He's in there for sure.

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My man. But so, there's so much content on AK219,

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even though there's nothing new recently. Huge

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catalog, so. Big backlog, yeah. Big backlog,

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so definitely check that out for sure. And other

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than that, hey, check out my radio show, After

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Hours. That is on at 9 p .m. Central Standard

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Time. on Tuesday nights and then Friday afternoons

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at 4 p .m. Central Standard Time. It is on 103

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.1 FM locally here in the Valparaiso, Indiana

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area. You can also catch it on your handheld

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device on the TuneIn app. You can also catch

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it at wvlp .org. That is a website and there's

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a stream there, so you can catch it there as

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well. And yeah, we do Celtic punk. We do alt

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rock. Mostly so a little bit different when it

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came to the the high holiday seasons of st. Patty's

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day We we did all sorts of different Irish music

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For a week or two there, but yeah, it's been

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really great. It's been a good show people like

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it So if you like alt rock music, which I think

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the past three years and change has been some

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of the best stuff I think they've done in that

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genre in a very, very long time. Some great bands,

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some great albums. So check it out. Yeah, it's

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fantastic. For all you foreign listeners out

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there, shout out Philippines. If you're not super

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familiar with Celtic punk or alternative rock,

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it's the perfect place to get a... Check it out.

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a large amount of it. Absolutely. Check out the

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music. It's a good time. Not as much chitchat.

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We save most of our chitchat for AK -219 and

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the Mark Mo Show. Just a little bit of chat in

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between the music, but mostly just music and

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having a really good time. So I know some of

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the bands have been getting into Glass Animals

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quite a bit. They're on tour this summer. I would

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love to see them. I really like them. Dexter

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and the Moon Rocks, I've been listening to them

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lately, I really like them, and just a lot of

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good bands out there right now. A lot of good

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music, yeah. Yep, there definitely is. So, alright,

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well, you know, we're gonna get going here, and

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here's the thing, have you ever wake up with,

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like, feelings of impending doom, and I know

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that's extreme, probably, maybe not, but, like,

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your gut's just telling you, that like there's

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some disturbance in the force. And even though

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you have no idea why these feelings are like

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kind of taking you over, it's just like it's

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the universe or something like telling you, oh

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yeah, it's gonna be that day. This one's gonna

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be a ride. You might as well prep yourself, because

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this is gonna be a shit show. Very true, yeah.

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Usually it's a little more existential for me,

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where it's like... my brain is too focused on

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big picture things like national and international

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news that's just like oh yeah things could fall

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apart any day now sure and nothing can mean anything

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if you know we're all caught in a nuclear winter

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where we all die off and then i realize like

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maybe it's not that big a deal so i kind of feel

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where you're getting from but kind of in a more

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existential big picture way for sure yeah definitely

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big picture well i know last two weeks for me

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uh They've kind of been that way. Work, shit,

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personal life, shit. And this happens to me more

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than I'd like. I mean, I'm sure it happens to

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everybody, but lately it's just, it's enough.

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It's like, when can I get off the ride? It's

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just enough. And I know for many of you, like

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I said, it's a lot less. But. It seems like it's

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now like a monthly occurrence. Maybe even more

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frequently than that. And I'm completely convinced

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there's somebody on this planet that has a Mark

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Mo voodoo doll somewhere. Or somebody's put a

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hex on me and we need to find that witch and

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we need to turn that shit around. I can't explain

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it. It causes things that... make my happy go

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away, and that's not good. And work, holy shit.

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It's almost its own shit show. But I swear, I

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can't have more than three consecutive happy

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productive days in a row. It's just, I swear

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to God, and I don't know why. And normally I'm

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a happy dude. People who know me are just like,

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he's happy -go -lucky guy. He's always thinking

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of others before himself, and this and that.

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But holy shit. I mean, it's just like, It causes

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exhaustion, frustration, anxiety, depression,

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all that shit. And there's just some nights over

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the past couple of weeks, I'm literally falling

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asleep. I'm out with friends and I'm falling

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asleep, because I'm just so over all the bullshit.

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I am just exhausted. Yeah. And it's like, I can

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caffeine up. It helps a little bit. But ultimately,

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my body is ready to shut down. And it's crazy.

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So I guess the main question is like, What do

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you do? You know, I suppose that's the right

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question, right? Like, what do you do? If shit's

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going sideways in your life, change the people,

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change the job, perhaps leave town, change everything

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at once. I mean, all those options seem to be

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on the table. Right. I wish there was a simple

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answer to a complex problem. There's not, of

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course. I wish the person with the Mark Mo Voodoo

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doll... We get hit by a bus, fall down a ravine,

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get mauled by a bear. I really do. Like all of

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those things, I need that to happen. And yes,

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all in that order. So what have you done, Aiden?

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So when shit goes sideways in your life, whether

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it's minimally or like a bunch of things at once,

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what do you do? Do you have a plan? Is it like

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you sit there and be like, okay, this, this and

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this, we need to do that. Or do you kind of have

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the attitude like, ah fuck, I'm just gonna ride

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this out. and things naturally change course

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on their own. How do you view it and what do

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you do? I think it depends on what type of situation

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I'm in mentally because you mentioned both depressive

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and anxious stresses and I feel like I experience

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those two very differently than each other. So

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if I'm in a real anxious stress then You know

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I can't relax right, so I'll I'll just busy myself

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right I'll Clean the floors. I'll do I'll do

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some kind of busy work right yeah until Like

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my brain and body calm down, and then I can like

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relax eat food whatever else Whereas if it's

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a more depressive stress. I find myself. Just

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like chilling on the couch watching anything

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mind -numbing right just sure Avoid the occurrence

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of a thought happening. You know always to screening

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it. You know big TV on small phone in my hand

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So it's granted. That's not necessarily a healthy

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answer to the question It's just what I find

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myself manage right. It's it's the coping mechanisms.

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I've fallen into and as far as like Plan versus

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writing it out. I I rarely have a plan for most

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things because I I just find myself in in situations

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where improvising tends to work out. Sure. So

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making a plan has never necessarily been a necessity.

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But yeah, I think recognizing what type of stress

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is affecting me is key because if it's an anxious

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stress, I know, okay, I'm going to be up today.

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You know, I'm going to be up doing stuff until

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this passes. Whereas if it's a depressive stress,

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you know, coping by doom scrolling or Watching

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TV for eight hours not healthy, so I try and

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break myself from that by you know sitting down

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recording YouTube videos or Editing things anything

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like that to where I'm still idle But I'm not

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Doing nothing right yeah, so it's it's about

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finding the balance between habitual coping mechanisms

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and turning them into productive ones. Yeah,

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that makes sense. That I find works best for

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me. That's really interesting. Yeah, I've yet

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to find the perfect solution. Sometimes, and

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this is just, you know, we're here in Northwest

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Indiana, I know we got listeners all over the

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world, but you know, maybe some of you guys do

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the same thing, where you just find a corner

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of your world to just go exist. Like for me,

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it's this really big park. north of town is big

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lakes and big trees and the whole thing and walking

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paths and all that. And especially that it's

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like it's not summertime. Summertime it tends

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to get a little busier there but like it's not

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busy now so you can walk around there's not too

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many people. And you can kind of just breathe

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the fresh air and just try to kind of work things

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out. But I kind of find this too and it used

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to help quite a bit when I was in a situation

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in Florida. I was told to do a wide variety of

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things to help out. One of those was you are

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10 minutes away from the Gulf of Mexico. Why

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are you not there every day? Excellent point.

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And I would go there and just hang out and meet

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people. But more importantly, just sit there

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and just let the breeze hit your face and listen

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to the waves and the birds and the whole thing.

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And it just, it was helpful. And even a little

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bit here in the Midwest, we have Lake Michigan.

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It's a big lake. kind of the same deal, but I

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find lately that it hasn't been helping as much

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because now I'm just alone in my own thoughts.

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If those thoughts aren't good, there's no environment

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that I feel is going to help with that. That's

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been the challenging part. So to your point,

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maybe just being busy, maybe just doing something.

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Focusing on something else kind of gets your

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head out of whatever space you're in right doing

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something else so I think you have some really

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good points there because You know what maybe

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worked one time in another situation isn't always

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gonna work sure. Yeah, you know people change

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so Their coping mechanisms what does and doesn't

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work will also change But what I mentioned also

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isn't a cure -all right because people react

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to stresses differently. Sure. So that's just

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what works for me. I would recommend it because

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A, it's worked for me, but I'm only one person.

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But the B in that whole scenario is that it works,

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but it also has a positive result of your stuff

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getting done. You know where especially if it's

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like that anxious stress, which I feel tends

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to happen in my life more than depressive stresses

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Where I'm just anxious for no reason sometimes

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it just comes in a wave and I'm like, yeah I'm

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almost like shot up out of my seat. I'm like,

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oh whoa like whatever happened in my brain created

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a Physiological reaction I cannot sit down right

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now. Yeah. Oh, yeah and just doing stuff helps,

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you know So it works for me. It's worth a shot,

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you know Yeah, no doubt and and it doesn't cost

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any money and you don't need pharmaceuticals

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for it, right? Exactly. And that's that's one

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thing in my life that I've avoided Are the the

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pills of various kinds to help? Oh, it's a chemical

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imbalance. It's this it's that and I'm kind of

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like Well number one, we're all human. Sure.

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The chemicals are all the same. It's not like

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Humans have different chemicals. We're all made

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up the same way so that being said Why why would

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I need some pharmaceutical to balance me out

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unless the receptors are Receiving or sending

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different quantities unless there's really like

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right like a physical problem You know that that

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requires pills or surgery or whatever the case

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is but for me. It's like you're giving me a pill

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to kind of, it's not gonna resolve it. I mean,

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pills mask. That's what they do, that's their

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job. They mask whatever the problem is. Rarely

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does it here take this pill, it's going to fix

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everything. Well no, it's just gonna mask it.

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Right, and then you need to take it. for the

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rest of your life. You take it for the rest of

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your life. And then at what point does that dose

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not do it anymore? And then you're taking other

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doses or then you're taking different. But it's

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just it's I don't want to get into that. I remember

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before my parents passed and we were cleaning

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out the house, they had more pill bottles in

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their house between the two of them. I can't

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even begin to describe it. I really can't. They're

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probably threw away 30 pill bottles. Damn. and

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they're taking pills for this and then pills

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for that and then those pills create this, so

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you gotta take pills for that. It's stupid. And

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even when it comes to something psychological

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like this or mental health, whatever, I'm hesitant

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to do that. I would almost rather figure it out

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on my own, talk to someone licensed who can help

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get your thoughts in order. Sure. I don't know.

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That's just kind of the way that I look at it.

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And it's frustrating because a lot of things,

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a lot of times, at least for me, you end up blaming

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yourself for a lot of things, because it's your

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life. So how you're reacting to something, you

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just kind of blame yourself for that. But then

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even just because of whatever event has taken

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place that has caused it, then you end up blaming

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yourself for the event, which... you know, eight,

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nine times out of ten is not the case, but you

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end up doing it anyway. Sure. Yeah. Some form

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of self -sabotage, I suppose. I don't know. But

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it's frustrating because if it's just an occurrence

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or an event, those happen. And to me, it's like

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you get over those. But when it involves like

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another human being, whatever that is, whether

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it's a relationship or a friendship or a work

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colleague or whatever the case is, it's like

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another human being. And when you get to be adults,

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it's tougher to change people. It's tougher to

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change people's behavior. It can be done, but

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it's much more challenging. And if the problem

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exists with that other human being, there's really

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not too many other choices but to either A, confront

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it, see if you can fix it, or B, end that situation

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altogether because it's just not good for you.

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And I've run into a few situations like that.

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you know, over the course of the last six months

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or whatever, and it really, it's exhausting.

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It's exhausting. And I know some people probably

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don't get it, or people that aren't currently

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experiencing that, they're, oh man, just get

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over it. Well, really? Okay. You know, and it's,

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everybody reacts differently to different situations.

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Right. And when it comes to people, especially

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if you care for them deeply, it's... It's tougher

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than you'd think. Sure. Because then it makes

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you question everything. It makes you question

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your judgment and your ability to make or want

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friends. And it's messed up. It's really messed

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up. And I don't think people look at it as deeply

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as I've been looking at it. But it all kind of

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works together in this whole disturbance that

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I've been talking about. And it makes it really

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hard. In many ways, you say, you know, I'm single,

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my kids are grown. I have a job, but it's not

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like, I love it, it's the end, I'll be all job.

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It's just a job. And why not just go? Why not

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just, I don't own a home, I wouldn't have to

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sell it. It's very easy to just be like, take

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a weekend, throw 90 % of your shit away and just

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go. And I think we had talked about that. off

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podcast like the appeal to that oh sure yeah

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now does that necessarily means gonna fix everything

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may it may not it's that's always the gamble

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with a move like that but in the same sense if

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you just find like this is on repeat it's like

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a record with a scratch it's skip skip skip skip

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and if you just find like you're in that mode

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you have to try something different an analogy

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i like to use too is like the steak in the fridge

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analogy where it's like, man, I want a steak.

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You open the fridge. There's no steak. Ah, damn.

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You shut it. But 20 minutes later, you're like,

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I want a steak. And you go back to the fridge.

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Same situation. Right. That's almost the very

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definition of insanity. It's like, look, steak's

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not there, man. You got to do something different.

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And I'm kind of at the steak's not there point.

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Yeah. About tired of looking in that refrigerator.

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Dude, I am. I am. And it's one of those things,

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like you said, it gets to a lot of self -sabotage

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where you're just kind of like blaming yourself

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for a lot of stuff. But at the same sense, it's

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like, you know, everybody has a role in how things

00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:09.200
are playing along in your life. And it doesn't

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necessarily mean you're doing anything wrong.

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It can be a lot of other instances and people

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and stuff that are going on that are affecting

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that. And the only way you can do that is just

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dust yourself off and hit the fucking trail.

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I'm not saying I'm close to that, but I'm thinking

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about it. And to our audience, we always kind

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of point out, by the way, like and subscribe,

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DM us whatever you want to do. And let us know.

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I would love to know what you guys do in situations

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where your life is going sideways for various

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reasons. Like, how do you do it? How do you fix

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it? Do you just up and change everything? Do

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you just pick each battle? I would love to know

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from the listeners what they do. Because having

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a few bad days turn into a few bad months, turning

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into a bad year, that sucks. Right. That sucks.

00:22:07.740 --> 00:22:10.000
And at what point do you just say, okay, I'm

00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:12.660
getting off the ride? That's true. And you only

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get so many of those aforementioned years anyway.

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So why continue to put yourself through it? True.

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That's the whole point. If you get people that

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you care deeply for, that you assume cared for

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you, and then all of a sudden it's like, well,

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maybe not as much. Why? Yeah. Why? Or you have

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a job you don't love. I was criticized by some

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people because I up and quit an incredibly toxic

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situation. But for my mental health, I had to

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do it. And some people are like, oh, how could

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you do that without having another job? I'm like,

00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:47.920
well, it's not fucking magic. I can't just like

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wave a wand and be like, oh, there's a new job.

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There we go. It could take weeks, months, a year,

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more than that to find something, especially

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here in America. It might be different around

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the world. But jobs don't fucking grow on trees

00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:06.099
here. Yeah. But once again, I always tell people,

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if you have something and it is toxic and you're

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trying, whether it's the people or the company

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or whatever the case is, and you've given it

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a try, fuck them. Get out. You said it. You only

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get so many years at this. Right. Why put yourself

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through it? There's no reason to. It's true.

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It's very true. But at any rate, like I said,

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a lot of answers there But that's okay It's kind

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of cathartic to talk about it. Sometimes the

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best scientific conventions are the ones that

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and there are two girls flirting with you, one

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has a beautiful face, but a very mid -body. And

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honestly, we could question this as being a guy

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or a girl, so let's just throw that out there

00:26:27.130 --> 00:26:29.569
as this. Sorry, Mr. Dunn, we're gonna do it that

00:26:29.569 --> 00:26:33.089
way. We're being fair. We're gonna be fair. So

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if the two people, one has a very attractive

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face, but a very mid -body, and the other one...

00:26:38.440 --> 00:26:42.240
has a very mid -face and an amazing body, who

00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:46.559
you hitting on? I... Well, first of all, trick

00:26:46.559 --> 00:26:49.240
question. I don't hit on people. There you go.

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Yeah. So every relationship I've been in, I haven't

00:26:55.740 --> 00:27:00.069
made the first move. Just I just don't you just

00:27:00.069 --> 00:27:03.150
let the bevy of women come to you exactly. Yes

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I later play out in front of me like a circus.

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No, that's ha ha. That's very mean I don't I

00:27:08.250 --> 00:27:11.750
don't mean that but yeah, no, I I Don't play

00:27:11.750 --> 00:27:14.349
my hand like that. I don't play my cards like

00:27:14.349 --> 00:27:18.710
that. So I wouldn't do anything Necessarily.

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No, but to be completely fair. I would say If

00:27:23.089 --> 00:27:26.190
I did have that personality type, that more outgoing,

00:27:26.430 --> 00:27:28.710
extroverted personality type, probably the one

00:27:28.710 --> 00:27:31.750
with the beautiful face, you know? Because you

00:27:31.750 --> 00:27:34.509
spend more time looking at another person's face

00:27:34.509 --> 00:27:37.269
than you do their body. That's true. That is

00:27:37.269 --> 00:27:40.170
definitely true. Yeah, I might kind of be the

00:27:40.170 --> 00:27:45.369
same way, but for me, it's kind of a vibe. You

00:27:45.369 --> 00:27:46.569
know, if they happen to be super attractive,

00:27:46.569 --> 00:27:51.240
great. As one perceives it, everybody can perceive

00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:54.660
what attractiveness is. Subjective. Subjective.

00:27:55.700 --> 00:27:59.880
So it's the vibe. It's the vibe for me and how

00:27:59.880 --> 00:28:03.619
I'm feeling it. And I've talked about this before

00:28:03.619 --> 00:28:05.640
on my radio show and probably a little bit on

00:28:05.640 --> 00:28:10.880
podcast. I trust my gut instincts all the time.

00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:13.619
Like they're just never wrong. And I don't know

00:28:13.619 --> 00:28:17.140
if it's an ability that I've acquired because

00:28:17.140 --> 00:28:23.220
my grandfather I'm sorry, my father was a hypnotist

00:28:23.220 --> 00:28:25.720
and kind of psychic and into the dark arts and

00:28:25.720 --> 00:28:27.819
all that kind of stuff, which is kind of cool.

00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:32.440
But he kind of had that ability and his mother

00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:34.259
had that ability. She used to read tea leaves

00:28:34.259 --> 00:28:36.299
for girls or for women in the neighborhood back

00:28:36.299 --> 00:28:40.460
in the day. So I don't know if this super gut

00:28:40.460 --> 00:28:43.700
instinct thing that I have is kind of part of

00:28:43.700 --> 00:28:47.460
that, that ability. But like, it's never wrong.

00:28:48.130 --> 00:28:51.170
It's just never wrong. And so like if I sit there

00:28:51.170 --> 00:28:53.069
and I'm not sure about a situation or if I'm

00:28:53.069 --> 00:28:55.890
not sure about a person, I better damn well listen.

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Because it is, like I said, 99 % of the time.

00:29:00.769 --> 00:29:05.369
It works every time. No, it's dead on. It's dead

00:29:05.369 --> 00:29:08.009
on all the time. So yeah, it's got to be a vibe

00:29:08.009 --> 00:29:11.549
for me. Not necessarily a look or a body or whatever.

00:29:11.589 --> 00:29:15.309
Like I said, if someone If I get a good feeling

00:29:15.309 --> 00:29:17.650
about someone and they fit the type that I like,

00:29:17.809 --> 00:29:20.890
great. Super awesome. It's a win -win. But if

00:29:20.890 --> 00:29:24.269
not, then that's probably just a person that

00:29:24.269 --> 00:29:26.369
becomes a friend. And that's great. That's super.

00:29:26.430 --> 00:29:28.490
That's a win either way. Right. Yeah, because

00:29:28.490 --> 00:29:33.349
that's the whole thing about relationships in

00:29:33.349 --> 00:29:36.369
general, right? Is you have to be, you know...

00:29:36.380 --> 00:29:39.539
attracted to them romantically, but then you

00:29:39.539 --> 00:29:41.940
also have to be interested in them as an individual.

00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:44.279
If you like one of those things, some shit's

00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:47.380
not gonna pan out. It's not gonna pan out. So,

00:29:47.500 --> 00:29:49.720
yeah, you gotta have both. I would agree. Definitely

00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:55.519
agree with that. What do I do? Oh no. Blood is

00:29:55.519 --> 00:30:00.279
lost. Guys, I'm in big trouble. I got really

00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:03.619
drunk last week and ended up having sex with

00:30:03.619 --> 00:30:07.150
my brother's girlfriend. Oh shit. That isn't

00:30:07.150 --> 00:30:10.869
the worst part. I had sex with her again the

00:30:10.869 --> 00:30:15.049
next night while I was sober, and we both hooked

00:30:15.049 --> 00:30:19.529
up with my brother's ex. What do I do? Oh, you're

00:30:19.529 --> 00:30:23.730
cooked. You're cooked. I would fold cash out

00:30:23.730 --> 00:30:25.569
of that table, change your name, move across

00:30:25.569 --> 00:30:29.410
the world. You're cooked. That's bad news, dude.

00:30:29.450 --> 00:30:32.250
Yeah, because now you're on your brother's shit

00:30:32.250 --> 00:30:36.240
list. Yeah. Big time, because you did the girlfriend

00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:41.059
and then an ex. And then the ex, right. Yeah.

00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:44.140
That brother's going to kill you. Yeah, your

00:30:44.140 --> 00:30:49.079
family life is cooked. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, I

00:30:49.079 --> 00:30:51.920
would say fake your death. Change your name,

00:30:51.940 --> 00:30:54.420
move across the country. No doubt. Yeah, change

00:30:54.420 --> 00:30:56.880
your name, witness protection program. Yeah.

00:30:57.220 --> 00:30:59.299
Something like that. Change your name to Harvey

00:30:59.299 --> 00:31:01.519
Danger. I don't know, just like, you gotta change

00:31:01.519 --> 00:31:03.920
it up though. You definitely have to change that

00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:05.839
up. Man, that is something. I don't know if I'd

00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:09.299
even have the energy to pull that off. No. I

00:31:09.299 --> 00:31:13.180
don't know why you would. Why would you risk

00:31:13.180 --> 00:31:15.539
that? Why would you do it? Why would you do it?

00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:18.259
Because ultimately, things with the girlfriend

00:31:18.259 --> 00:31:20.700
probably aren't going to work out. And you just

00:31:20.700 --> 00:31:22.299
destroyed your relationship with your brother

00:31:22.299 --> 00:31:26.059
twice over because then you did the X. And when

00:31:26.059 --> 00:31:28.339
you're talking about family or best friends,

00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:32.119
like exes typically are kind of hands off. Yeah.

00:31:32.660 --> 00:31:37.119
Unless you despised your brother, in which case...

00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:39.539
That's different. In which case you're probably

00:31:39.539 --> 00:31:42.079
fine. Nothing changes. You're just kind of an

00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:45.500
asshole yourself. Right. But yeah, if you guys

00:31:45.500 --> 00:31:48.980
were tight, you're not now. Nope. You are not

00:31:48.980 --> 00:31:51.660
now. That's it. Thanksgiving dinner will never

00:31:51.660 --> 00:31:55.339
be the same again. Yeah, it's one of those Thanksgiving

00:31:55.339 --> 00:31:57.799
dinners where you're hoping you're hoping they

00:31:57.799 --> 00:32:00.000
start talking about politics So that doesn't

00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:02.059
get brought up right and that is boy is that

00:32:02.059 --> 00:32:04.680
something right? Please start talking about Trump

00:32:04.680 --> 00:32:07.240
Really? Well, you have no idea what's coming

00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:12.400
next. Yeah At baseball babe 23 time for ball

00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:14.559
boys. Who are some of your favorite teams and

00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:18.259
players? Well, I like the Cubs. I like the Red

00:32:18.259 --> 00:32:21.619
Sox. I like the Orioles. I like the Mariners

00:32:21.619 --> 00:32:25.349
Yeah, I like the Marlins It's probably my top,

00:32:25.390 --> 00:32:28.690
my top teams right there. I can fuck with the

00:32:28.690 --> 00:32:32.490
Twins. Sure, yeah. Twins and Tigers, I'm kind

00:32:32.490 --> 00:32:35.170
of fine with. Yeah, Tigers, true. I like me some

00:32:35.170 --> 00:32:39.329
Detroit teams. Favorite players, I like Kyle

00:32:39.329 --> 00:32:43.349
Schwarber. Schwarbs. Saw him get a couple home

00:32:43.349 --> 00:32:46.450
runs recently. Yeah, oh for sure. Which was fantastic,

00:32:46.549 --> 00:32:49.109
just sucks he's not in Chicago anymore. Yeah,

00:32:49.210 --> 00:32:52.690
I always root for the Chicagoans, current or

00:32:52.690 --> 00:32:55.529
former. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, no doubt.

00:32:56.009 --> 00:32:57.730
Yeah, I'm pretty much the same way. The Red Sox

00:32:57.730 --> 00:33:02.470
and the Cubs, they're 1 and 1A for me. And then

00:33:02.470 --> 00:33:05.230
a lot of the same teams that you mentioned, Orioles

00:33:05.230 --> 00:33:08.750
and Mariners. I like the Padres, too. Padres,

00:33:08.769 --> 00:33:11.569
I do like the Padres. I agree. I do like the

00:33:11.569 --> 00:33:15.029
Padres quite a bit. And when it comes to players,

00:33:15.670 --> 00:33:19.009
Shohei Otani is a stud. He's a G. It's always

00:33:19.009 --> 00:33:24.170
fun watching him. And then Freddie Freeman that

00:33:24.170 --> 00:33:27.150
dude is pretty crazy Freddie Freeman He looks

00:33:27.150 --> 00:33:29.430
like the most basic white dude, and then he like

00:33:29.430 --> 00:33:32.150
hits 12 home runs in a world series It's like

00:33:32.150 --> 00:33:35.250
oh my god. Yes. He does yes. He does that guy

00:33:35.250 --> 00:33:38.849
that guy is something else and Yeah, I don't

00:33:38.849 --> 00:33:41.069
know they mean there's a lot of other good players

00:33:41.069 --> 00:33:44.569
Juan Soto's a stud true, but he plays for the

00:33:44.569 --> 00:33:46.970
Mets So that works against him, but yeah still

00:33:46.970 --> 00:33:49.900
great. Oh well. I mean get that check man Yeah,

00:33:50.039 --> 00:33:51.799
for sure. Get that paper. Cubs went and got Kyle

00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:56.440
Tucker, so I know Tuck and Danesby Swanson and,

00:33:56.440 --> 00:34:00.339
you know, all those guys. They're really great.

00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:04.039
Hopefully they click this year. Hope. Yeah. Hope

00:34:04.039 --> 00:34:06.359
they click. The Red Sox and Cubs both have an

00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:08.940
opportunity to make the postseason this year.

00:34:09.659 --> 00:34:13.539
So I suppose when the season is young and you

00:34:13.539 --> 00:34:16.320
can realistically say, hey, I think we've got

00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.889
a shot. Then it makes it makes a spring and summer

00:34:18.889 --> 00:34:21.170
fun. Very true. I would agree. It really does.

00:34:22.030 --> 00:34:24.630
But yeah, so baseball, babe, thank you for that

00:34:24.630 --> 00:34:26.750
question. Great question. Yeah, it's good. And

00:34:26.750 --> 00:34:30.650
then last and not least, Stoner Stanley 420.

00:34:30.650 --> 00:34:35.929
Hey, my man. Hey, Alan and Momo. Happy days.

00:34:36.070 --> 00:34:39.929
And the winter is almost over. Now it is not

00:34:39.929 --> 00:34:44.780
so cold in my van. Oh. I bought a rug from a

00:34:44.780 --> 00:34:49.480
homeless guy. He smells. Oh, God. Well, that

00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:52.440
begs the question, does the rug also? I was just

00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:54.639
about to ask that. If he smells, his rug has

00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:57.440
probably got to be gross, too. I'm sure it is.

00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:01.500
I mean, good on the homeless guy for making that

00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:05.300
sale. Perhaps he's got a future in sales marketing.

00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:08.599
Possibly. Could be getting some paper for him.

00:35:08.989 --> 00:35:11.530
I would just say first of all, thanks for checking

00:35:11.530 --> 00:35:16.949
in. Secondly, I agree. Big, big ups that winter

00:35:16.949 --> 00:35:20.230
is almost over. Thank God. Yeah. But yeah, I

00:35:20.230 --> 00:35:24.510
would before you interact with that rug any further,

00:35:24.849 --> 00:35:28.130
I would get it cleaned. And if you've touched

00:35:28.130 --> 00:35:30.769
it at all, I would get yourself tested for kind

00:35:30.769 --> 00:35:35.230
of anything. Anything. Yeah. And one begs the

00:35:35.230 --> 00:35:37.250
question, if he lives in a van, what's he doing

00:35:37.250 --> 00:35:39.940
with a rug? Yeah, is it like one of those vans

00:35:39.940 --> 00:35:42.119
where there's only the two front seats and the

00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:45.059
entire back is just open Yeah, and maybe he's

00:35:45.059 --> 00:35:49.199
got like a sesh room back there for his stoner

00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:53.679
Stanley tasks tasks yeah, possibly that could

00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:57.869
be or We haven't seen Kevin a while Oh, if he

00:35:57.869 --> 00:36:00.650
gets wrapped up in the rug. That's what I'm thinking.

00:36:01.250 --> 00:36:03.469
Oh, man, it's going to make the rug smell worse.

00:36:06.070 --> 00:36:08.750
100%. No, think about the rug. Think about the

00:36:08.750 --> 00:36:11.150
rug. Now we've changed it up completely. Now

00:36:11.150 --> 00:36:14.150
we're concerned about the rug, for sure. Well,

00:36:14.590 --> 00:36:18.449
Stanley, yeah, we're happy. Spring is here, and

00:36:18.449 --> 00:36:22.489
you've got a rug that's great. Keep up the good

00:36:22.489 --> 00:36:24.730
work, man. Keep up that good work, for sure.

00:36:25.550 --> 00:36:27.289
All right, that's it for me. What do you got,

00:36:27.389 --> 00:36:29.530
Aiden? I got some DMs here as well. Our homeboy,

00:36:29.610 --> 00:36:33.349
CrippyGru, checking in, asking, what are some

00:36:33.349 --> 00:36:38.550
apps that you absolutely love? Oh, my. Some apps.

00:36:39.650 --> 00:36:42.989
I have a love -hate relationship with social

00:36:42.989 --> 00:36:47.030
media, mostly on the hate side, because I don't

00:36:47.030 --> 00:36:49.730
use social media anymore, right? The only thing

00:36:49.730 --> 00:36:53.250
I use it for is posting AK219 updates. Your show

00:36:53.250 --> 00:36:57.699
promos. Yeah. That's 80 % of what I do. So I

00:36:57.699 --> 00:37:01.360
would say some of the apps I love recently is

00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:06.539
the Brave browser, which doesn't really sound

00:37:06.539 --> 00:37:11.099
like a lot. It's just a browser. But on most

00:37:11.099 --> 00:37:15.880
phones, you can't get browsers that have ad blockers

00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:19.420
and everything like that. So you can't watch

00:37:19.420 --> 00:37:23.579
YouTube ad free. Because you know you can get

00:37:23.579 --> 00:37:25.539
ad blockers on PC and everything like that you

00:37:25.539 --> 00:37:28.880
can't on your phone, but Brave browser has that

00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:31.719
oh So it's the only thing I use to like watch

00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:35.920
YouTube without seeing 500 ads So go through

00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.960
brave browser. Yes, I highly recommend that none

00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:41.280
of these are sponsored, but I do recommend that

00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:45.800
that is That's been a fucking wonder to find

00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:49.480
another cool one. I think I think this one is

00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:57.480
US only but it's the Merlin Bird ID app. It's

00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:02.280
from Cornell Labs, so it's made by a university,

00:38:02.619 --> 00:38:06.800
right? Completely free, but you log in, you set

00:38:06.800 --> 00:38:09.440
your geographical location as like, I think I've

00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:11.280
got mine set as like the Great Lakes region,

00:38:11.960 --> 00:38:13.940
and like you were mentioning earlier, you like

00:38:13.940 --> 00:38:16.440
walking around the park, you can just have the

00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:20.239
app open. And it'll like track different birds

00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:23.000
that it hears, like whether they're singing,

00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:25.480
whether they're chirping, what type of bird it

00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:29.039
is, how far away it is. Whoa. Completely free

00:38:29.039 --> 00:38:32.260
app, no ads. Wow, that's trippy. Yeah. And I

00:38:32.260 --> 00:38:36.480
was like, this is fucking righteous. Yeah. So

00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:38.820
that one was really cool. I like that a lot.

00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:43.539
You got any big apps you're a fan of? Yeah. Mine

00:38:43.539 --> 00:38:45.679
are probably going to be pretty standard. The

00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:48.079
Untapped app I would recommend too. Untapped,

00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:52.179
yep. I second that. That's a fun one for sure

00:38:52.179 --> 00:38:56.820
if you are a purveyor of the golden alcoholic

00:38:56.820 --> 00:39:02.510
suds known as beer. It's pretty fantastic. Well,

00:39:03.170 --> 00:39:05.210
since most of you, well, all of the listeners

00:39:05.210 --> 00:39:07.110
really know I'm a movie guy, because I have a

00:39:07.110 --> 00:39:11.309
movie segment of the show. Fandango. Oh, sure.

00:39:11.670 --> 00:39:15.230
Helps me review films, look at them. They've

00:39:15.230 --> 00:39:16.989
got Rotten Tomatoes scores on there. Although

00:39:16.989 --> 00:39:19.510
I don't always pay attention to them, especially

00:39:19.510 --> 00:39:23.469
when, because they give you two ratings, the

00:39:23.469 --> 00:39:24.969
ratings for the fans and then the ratings for

00:39:24.969 --> 00:39:27.750
the reviewers. And when there's a huge disparity.

00:39:28.269 --> 00:39:30.429
That's when I kind of throw that out the window.

00:39:30.429 --> 00:39:33.010
Oh, sure. Because, like, for example, Marvel

00:39:33.010 --> 00:39:34.809
movies, you always get that. Like, their viewers

00:39:34.809 --> 00:39:36.949
will have it down to, like, 50 % and the fans

00:39:36.949 --> 00:39:39.269
are, like, 88. Yeah. You're like, OK, they're

00:39:39.269 --> 00:39:42.789
probably right. But you just never know. But

00:39:42.789 --> 00:39:45.710
that comes in more handy where you flip on there

00:39:45.710 --> 00:39:48.070
and it's like a 44 and a 50. You're like, OK,

00:39:48.110 --> 00:39:49.809
that movie's probably trash. Yeah, probably whack.

00:39:50.110 --> 00:39:51.809
Versus, like, where they're both in the 90s.

00:39:51.869 --> 00:39:54.309
You're like, which I did with a movie called

00:39:54.309 --> 00:39:57.269
Black Bag recently. And that was a fantastic

00:39:57.269 --> 00:40:00.469
movie. That's wonderful. So that was really good.

00:40:01.369 --> 00:40:03.889
Foreshadowing. Yeah, I know, right? But other

00:40:03.889 --> 00:40:06.949
than that, you know, I'm on the socials. But

00:40:06.949 --> 00:40:11.030
once again, a lot of show promo stuff, a lot

00:40:11.030 --> 00:40:14.219
of... you know wish people happy birthday just

00:40:14.219 --> 00:40:17.420
like stuff like that that's largely what I do

00:40:17.420 --> 00:40:19.159
and then I have a very small group of people

00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:21.920
that I might interact with like if I go out and

00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:23.400
I'm having a good time at the bar I'll throw

00:40:23.400 --> 00:40:25.940
it up there you know if I'm at a specific location

00:40:25.940 --> 00:40:28.559
because then I figure like if I say I'm in Crown

00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:30.800
Point Indiana or if I'm in Valpo or if I'm in

00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:32.559
Michigan City or if I'm somewhere I'm gonna post

00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:34.920
it in the case that maybe somebody I know is

00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:36.300
like oh my god I'm in Michigan City and then

00:40:36.300 --> 00:40:39.199
they they know and I know snapchat's good for

00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:41.179
that because they have the map yeah you know

00:40:41.179 --> 00:40:43.219
but but But I like doing it just to be like,

00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:46.079
hey, I'm here. Because I always welcome anybody

00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:48.219
I know just like, hey, come and hang out. Sure.

00:40:48.219 --> 00:40:52.699
It's always an open invitation. I would probably

00:40:52.699 --> 00:40:55.659
say, well, YouTube for sure. Oh, for sure. Yeah,

00:40:55.659 --> 00:40:57.800
yeah, yeah. For sure. That's kind of my main

00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:01.800
source of entertainment these days. Reddit. Reddit

00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:04.300
is a gold mine. I like going down the rabbit

00:41:04.300 --> 00:41:09.840
hole quite a bit. There is this one app called

00:41:09.840 --> 00:41:13.849
Layout. And if you have a lot of photos and you're

00:41:13.849 --> 00:41:19.869
doing some sort of collage from say a vacation

00:41:19.869 --> 00:41:22.010
or you had a great night out with friends or

00:41:22.010 --> 00:41:24.550
something like that, it's a very useful tool

00:41:24.550 --> 00:41:28.489
to... Instead of just like photo photo photo

00:41:28.489 --> 00:41:30.269
photo photo and just like throwing them all up

00:41:30.269 --> 00:41:33.309
on Facebook You can just do it in one image and

00:41:33.309 --> 00:41:35.969
just have them laid out in an artistic way Yeah,

00:41:36.130 --> 00:41:38.710
just throw up the one image which I kind of like

00:41:38.710 --> 00:41:41.010
doing it's what I do for this show when I do

00:41:41.010 --> 00:41:45.030
my promos So it's it's it's that's pretty handy.

00:41:45.030 --> 00:41:47.550
It's free. Yeah, you know, so that's like freeze

00:41:47.550 --> 00:41:55.070
for me freeze for me as well and The Casto it's

00:41:55.070 --> 00:42:00.150
C A S T T O screen mirror So that's on your phone.

00:42:00.349 --> 00:42:05.449
So if I'm on my phone and I'm There's some content.

00:42:05.449 --> 00:42:07.369
I'm watching on my phone. I can project it onto

00:42:07.369 --> 00:42:11.309
my TV. Oh That's pretty clutch. I can project

00:42:11.309 --> 00:42:14.590
it on my TV. So that's that's kind of nice. Mm

00:42:14.590 --> 00:42:18.070
-hmm. Yep Yeah, so I I kind of like that one

00:42:18.070 --> 00:42:23.440
and I man I think that's Probably there's there's

00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:25.659
a cool one. I like as well. It's called night

00:42:25.659 --> 00:42:30.239
sky So it just takes your GPS location, and then

00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:33.219
it uses your phones like gyroscope like how it

00:42:33.219 --> 00:42:36.059
is angled Yep, and where you are on earth and

00:42:36.059 --> 00:42:38.940
what time of evening it is okay? You can look

00:42:38.940 --> 00:42:41.039
up at the night sky and of course we get some

00:42:41.039 --> 00:42:43.519
kind of harsh light pollution light pollution

00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:47.019
in Northwest, Indiana from Chicago and the steel

00:42:47.019 --> 00:42:49.699
mills and everything like that But you can see

00:42:49.699 --> 00:42:51.800
some stars and it'll like you can point it up

00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:54.059
at the star It'll tell you what it is how far

00:42:54.059 --> 00:42:56.320
away it is whether or not It's a planet like

00:42:56.320 --> 00:42:59.219
what part of what constellation it's in you can

00:42:59.219 --> 00:43:01.840
point it down at your feet And it'll show you

00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:03.900
through the earth what people on the other side

00:43:03.900 --> 00:43:06.480
of the night are seeing in their night sky Oh,

00:43:06.579 --> 00:43:09.019
no way, so that's kind of cool, and I think the

00:43:09.019 --> 00:43:11.739
last one that I like using is a is an app called

00:43:11.739 --> 00:43:15.400
plant net Where you can take a picture of a plant?

00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:19.039
It'll tell you like what kind of plant it is,

00:43:19.420 --> 00:43:22.539
what it's good for, like medicinal or aesthetics,

00:43:22.739 --> 00:43:25.380
whether or not it's like more of a weedy invasive

00:43:25.380 --> 00:43:28.440
plant or if it's like healthy and good for pollinators.

00:43:28.880 --> 00:43:31.340
So I like that a lot too. That's helpful because,

00:43:31.619 --> 00:43:35.300
you know, as you say, you get a garden and especially

00:43:35.300 --> 00:43:37.539
earlier in the spring and things all start sprouting

00:43:37.539 --> 00:43:40.559
up and you sit there and you're like, okay, should

00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:44.179
I keep this or not? Because No one likes a yard

00:43:44.179 --> 00:43:46.619
full of weeds. But in the same sense, if there's

00:43:46.619 --> 00:43:50.019
a specific kind, like, was it goldenrod or whatever

00:43:50.019 --> 00:43:51.699
that was growing in my garden? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:51.860 --> 00:43:55.260
And I had noticed in the fall, I got these really,

00:43:56.039 --> 00:43:58.219
they were very small flowers, and they just kind

00:43:58.219 --> 00:44:00.960
of these plumes, but kind of this golden color.

00:44:00.980 --> 00:44:06.079
And I found out, like, the big flying pandas,

00:44:06.139 --> 00:44:09.219
also known as bumblebees, tend to like them.

00:44:09.260 --> 00:44:11.360
They're always around them. And I thought, well,

00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:14.110
shit. I almost pulled those. If they like them,

00:44:14.150 --> 00:44:16.250
why am I going to pull it? Yeah, right. And I

00:44:16.250 --> 00:44:18.650
read, yeah, that's a big pollinator plant. Yeah.

00:44:18.769 --> 00:44:20.929
And I didn't know that. So that was kind of a

00:44:20.929 --> 00:44:22.610
cool thing to figure out. It is very cool. Yeah.

00:44:22.969 --> 00:44:25.269
So. I like those a lot. Good question there,

00:44:25.469 --> 00:44:28.130
Crip. We got a question here from Gumbo Wumbo,

00:44:28.530 --> 00:44:32.269
another one of the Gumbo Clan. Cats or dogs?

00:44:33.829 --> 00:44:37.789
One of the age -old questions. Cats or dogs?

00:44:37.869 --> 00:44:40.750
Now, I'm going. I'm going to preface my answer

00:44:40.750 --> 00:44:45.050
by saying I don't dislike cats. Sure. I don't.

00:44:46.309 --> 00:44:48.989
But I'm a dog guy all the way. I grew up in a

00:44:48.989 --> 00:44:53.469
dog household. We had numerous dogs. When your

00:44:53.469 --> 00:44:55.969
mother and I got together, dog household, had

00:44:55.969 --> 00:44:59.090
a lot of dogs. We had one cat. And the dogs plotted

00:44:59.090 --> 00:45:04.250
against that thing every day. Like it was a military

00:45:04.250 --> 00:45:05.869
operation. And they're just like, we're going

00:45:05.869 --> 00:45:08.449
to get this cat. And the cat's like, argh. And

00:45:08.449 --> 00:45:11.150
to be fair, the cat was kind of cool. Like if

00:45:11.150 --> 00:45:13.570
there were no dogs around, the cat was pretty

00:45:13.570 --> 00:45:17.630
cool. His name was BMO. BMO, my man. And so to

00:45:17.630 --> 00:45:20.150
be fair to him, it wasn't really BMO's fault.

00:45:20.809 --> 00:45:23.710
But the dogs just did not have the patience or

00:45:23.710 --> 00:45:27.219
time for that damn cat. but always been a dog

00:45:27.219 --> 00:45:32.280
family but as I said I don't hate cats but I

00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:36.639
tend to find them oh and not all of them because

00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:39.519
it's it's broad there's a broad statement but

00:45:39.519 --> 00:45:42.699
I do tend to find some cats are kind of like

00:45:42.699 --> 00:45:45.940
hey F you it's like okay and you're cleaning

00:45:45.940 --> 00:45:47.320
their letterbox and you're getting their food

00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:50.039
together and then up on your table and they're

00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:51.760
eating your food and you're what the hell's right

00:45:52.690 --> 00:45:55.030
Chance are you tell a dog no once that dog's

00:45:55.030 --> 00:45:57.369
like, okay, that's a no -go. So I am NOT gonna

00:45:57.369 --> 00:46:01.769
do that again Whereas cats you you can't control

00:46:01.769 --> 00:46:04.150
them. You can't at the same. You cannot be like

00:46:04.150 --> 00:46:07.130
cat Put them down on the ground. Don't do that.

00:46:07.210 --> 00:46:09.170
That cats like fuck you Yeah, that's gonna be

00:46:09.170 --> 00:46:11.190
up there doing it again or up on a counter or

00:46:11.190 --> 00:46:15.289
whatever the case is they wreak havoc and So

00:46:15.289 --> 00:46:18.369
that's just kind of my I guess why I might prefer

00:46:18.369 --> 00:46:21.409
one over the other sure and then some are just

00:46:21.409 --> 00:46:24.159
assholes That is true. Yeah. Can a dog be an

00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:28.300
asshole? Not so much. I think dogs can be more

00:46:28.300 --> 00:46:31.760
violent. Right. And they typically take after

00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:34.460
their owners and how they were trained. So they

00:46:34.460 --> 00:46:37.260
can be trained to be assholes. They can be mistrained

00:46:37.260 --> 00:46:40.519
to be violent. Yeah. Most dogs just want to sit

00:46:40.519 --> 00:46:44.219
by you and get pet and fetch a ball in the yard

00:46:44.219 --> 00:46:46.139
and just eat massive amounts of food and then

00:46:46.139 --> 00:46:48.360
take massive amounts of crap. Yeah. That's the

00:46:48.360 --> 00:46:51.170
dog. That's what the dog does very simple beings.

00:46:51.170 --> 00:46:53.590
Yeah, so I would I'd give the edge to dogs sure

00:46:53.590 --> 00:46:59.210
I can I Used to be like that 100 % of the way

00:46:59.210 --> 00:47:02.969
Because like you said we grew up with dogs in

00:47:02.969 --> 00:47:05.750
the family house forever, you know Sometimes

00:47:05.750 --> 00:47:07.889
having up to three dogs in the house at a time

00:47:07.889 --> 00:47:10.389
which was chaotic, but it was fun It's fun and

00:47:10.389 --> 00:47:11.809
it was it's good for each other because when

00:47:11.809 --> 00:47:13.250
you're out of the house the dogs kind of have

00:47:13.250 --> 00:47:16.369
Dave They have companionship, right? But over

00:47:16.369 --> 00:47:20.119
the last five years, I've spent my life, of course

00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:22.320
with my girlfriend, and she's always had cats,

00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:24.539
so we went from two cats to now we have three

00:47:24.539 --> 00:47:28.380
cats. And I don't know, I think I just maybe

00:47:28.380 --> 00:47:33.920
like cats more simply in the fact that they just

00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:37.340
do their own thing. You know, they don't need

00:47:37.340 --> 00:47:39.760
my attention to let them outside, they don't

00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:44.739
need my guidance in training, they don't need...

00:47:45.210 --> 00:47:48.090
You know my attention to play they just do their

00:47:48.090 --> 00:47:50.409
own shit and then when they tire themselves out

00:47:50.409 --> 00:47:53.710
They come in, you know lay down and cuddle In

00:47:53.710 --> 00:47:56.409
between my legs for a while and you'll roll up

00:47:56.409 --> 00:47:58.989
in a blanket next to me something like that And

00:47:58.989 --> 00:48:02.389
I think I think that's just better suited for

00:48:02.389 --> 00:48:05.510
me recently Yeah, i'm not saying i'm i'm not

00:48:05.510 --> 00:48:07.570
saying i'm stuck in this opinion. I'm just saying

00:48:07.570 --> 00:48:11.429
this is how This is how I feel recently. Yeah

00:48:11.429 --> 00:48:15.659
that I would lean towards cats just because Life

00:48:15.659 --> 00:48:18.940
is so busy, you know working that it is working

00:48:18.940 --> 00:48:23.699
a full -time job running two podcasts for YouTube

00:48:23.699 --> 00:48:27.900
channels On top of that trying to try to maintain

00:48:27.900 --> 00:48:30.960
friendships and hanging out with family Yeah,

00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:34.219
I think cats are just better suited for me right

00:48:34.219 --> 00:48:38.440
now because they just do their own shit And then

00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:40.199
when they want pets, they'll come around for

00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:42.639
a half an hour and then fuck right back off to

00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:44.599
the windowsill or something. That's what they

00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:47.639
do. That's true. Yeah, I think I would lean cats

00:48:47.639 --> 00:48:50.719
as of recently. All right. Yeah. Final question

00:48:50.719 --> 00:48:55.719
I received. Banana Bread asks, finally a question

00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:58.920
from food itself. Yes. What do you secretly judge

00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:03.309
people for? It's kind of a heavy question. Unless

00:49:03.309 --> 00:49:06.769
banana bread is secretly judging us for eating

00:49:06.769 --> 00:49:10.530
it. Could be. The first thing that comes to mind

00:49:10.530 --> 00:49:13.530
for me, something I secretly judge people for

00:49:13.530 --> 00:49:18.190
is gossiping. Yeah. If you gossip to me about

00:49:18.190 --> 00:49:22.909
somebody, I will assume any information I divulge

00:49:22.909 --> 00:49:25.150
to you, you will gossip behind my back as well.

00:49:26.369 --> 00:49:28.969
Now, I'm not going to call you out for gossiping.

00:49:29.130 --> 00:49:31.289
Nope. Because you might gossip to someone else

00:49:31.289 --> 00:49:34.170
that I called you out for gossiping. I will keep

00:49:34.170 --> 00:49:36.809
that shit to myself and internalize the fact

00:49:36.809 --> 00:49:39.590
that I do not trust you. Yeah, oh for sure. I

00:49:39.590 --> 00:49:43.670
would say gossiping is a big one. Secretly judge

00:49:43.670 --> 00:49:46.250
people for. I outwardly judge people for being

00:49:46.250 --> 00:49:49.670
fascists. Oh for sure. That one's not secret

00:49:49.670 --> 00:49:52.349
judgment. I'll just say that out loud. Yep, I

00:49:52.349 --> 00:49:54.309
agree. But yeah, I think gossiping is a big one

00:49:54.309 --> 00:49:59.440
for me because it's just immature. Oh yeah. You

00:49:59.440 --> 00:50:02.440
know, I really don't like that. Yeah, it's incredibly

00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:07.519
immature yeah, I I judge people largely by the

00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:10.619
company that they keep and Oh sure. Yeah, you

00:50:10.619 --> 00:50:14.139
know cuz you you may have a friend or an acquaintance,

00:50:14.300 --> 00:50:18.099
whatever the case is and You see the two or three

00:50:18.099 --> 00:50:19.780
or four people they hang out with the most and

00:50:19.780 --> 00:50:23.199
you're like, man, I don't like them. Well Do

00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:25.420
the math then right? Yeah, if you don't like

00:50:25.420 --> 00:50:30.380
A B and C but you kind of Talk to D. Maybe D

00:50:30.380 --> 00:50:33.360
is kind of someone you should probably not write

00:50:33.360 --> 00:50:35.860
it with right So I really do judge people by

00:50:35.860 --> 00:50:38.059
the company that they keep that's fair to do

00:50:38.059 --> 00:50:42.380
I'd say yeah, and I you know, I judge I Judge

00:50:42.380 --> 00:50:46.619
people by their decisions I'm not saying everybody's

00:50:46.619 --> 00:50:49.619
perfect. We're not and we say dumb things we

00:50:49.619 --> 00:50:51.699
do dumb things and we make bad decisions That's

00:50:51.699 --> 00:50:56.179
that's part of being human sure but when people

00:50:56.179 --> 00:50:59.420
make decisions Like time and time again, you're

00:50:59.420 --> 00:51:02.119
just like, hmm. Not learning from their mistakes.

00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:05.440
Yeah. Because I judge them based on that. I really

00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:10.159
do. And it stems from our earlier conversation

00:51:10.159 --> 00:51:14.800
about people just being grown up and taking responsibility

00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:16.820
and doing stuff like that. And some people don't.

00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:20.059
Some people just make bad decisions. And you

00:51:20.059 --> 00:51:22.389
can't control that. That's true. I will judge

00:51:22.389 --> 00:51:26.650
you based on those decisions or non -decisions,

00:51:26.670 --> 00:51:29.409
I suppose. That is a good point. Yeah. And that

00:51:29.409 --> 00:51:32.630
is the last DM I received. Awesome. Well, hey,

00:51:32.670 --> 00:51:36.590
guys, DMs were great today. Good job. Keep them

00:51:36.590 --> 00:51:41.190
coming. We have socials, Facebook. Instagram,

00:51:42.150 --> 00:51:45.670
Twitter, Onlyfeet, all that stuff. So make sure

00:51:45.670 --> 00:51:48.409
you hit us up, drop us a DM. If you want to throw

00:51:48.409 --> 00:51:50.710
some crazy stuff out there, crazy story, we will

00:51:50.710 --> 00:51:53.690
welcome it. If you just want to ask a question,

00:51:53.849 --> 00:51:56.110
we had good questions today, throw a question

00:51:56.110 --> 00:52:00.010
out there. We will answer it within reason if

00:52:00.010 --> 00:52:02.429
you send us your social security card in the

00:52:02.429 --> 00:52:04.489
mail. Yes, you have to do that. We'll send you

00:52:04.489 --> 00:52:07.130
back a photocopy for your sake. Credit card numbers,

00:52:07.969 --> 00:52:11.090
three digits on the back. Yeah. Expiration day.

00:52:11.369 --> 00:52:14.789
Full name on card. You have to have that. Yeah.

00:52:15.130 --> 00:52:17.769
The D -deer house. If you've got one. If you've

00:52:17.769 --> 00:52:20.230
got one. Yeah. If not, we'll take your dog or

00:52:20.230 --> 00:52:22.150
cat, depending on, you know, I'll take the dog,

00:52:22.170 --> 00:52:25.429
he'll take the cat. Yeah. Ship us your car. Ship

00:52:25.429 --> 00:52:27.070
us your car, we'll take the car. If you pay for

00:52:27.070 --> 00:52:28.989
the shipping, we will take that car completely

00:52:28.989 --> 00:52:30.769
off your hands, no problem. And we will take

00:52:30.769 --> 00:52:33.050
very good care of said automobile. Absolutely.

00:52:33.150 --> 00:52:34.489
You're welcome. Because you earned that. You

00:52:34.489 --> 00:52:36.170
have earned that. By being a great listener.

00:52:36.610 --> 00:52:41.059
No doubt. Well, we are going to do one more thing

00:52:41.059 --> 00:52:43.380
before we take our next break. And that's a little

00:52:43.380 --> 00:52:46.559
thing that Aiden came up with a while back. So

00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:48.599
we had a lot of foodie conversation. We are foodies

00:52:48.599 --> 00:52:52.440
here for sure. And Aiden does the other foods.

00:52:53.139 --> 00:52:55.880
You might ask, wow, cool. What's that? Well,

00:52:56.519 --> 00:53:00.099
the other foods are, well, foods that might make

00:53:00.099 --> 00:53:04.139
a billy goat puke. Foods that aren't your typical

00:53:04.139 --> 00:53:08.219
food by chance. Sure. For example, We used to

00:53:08.219 --> 00:53:10.500
go to this thing called Springfest. It's down

00:53:10.500 --> 00:53:12.880
in West Lafayette, Indiana. Good old West La.

00:53:13.159 --> 00:53:15.460
Where Purdue was located. And they used to have

00:53:15.460 --> 00:53:17.800
this spring day or whatever the hell they called

00:53:17.800 --> 00:53:19.699
it. And they had all these little educational

00:53:19.699 --> 00:53:24.079
things all over campus. Designed for kids, really

00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:26.320
kids of all ages. Sure. From middle schoolers,

00:53:26.340 --> 00:53:28.000
even up to high school. It was just really a

00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:30.420
great opportunity for kids to learn stuff and

00:53:30.420 --> 00:53:32.719
have fun doing it. Very fun, yeah. Well, we did

00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:36.849
this one thing and they had fried crickets. Fried

00:53:36.849 --> 00:53:40.150
crickets, they had mealworm smoothie. Yeah, they

00:53:40.150 --> 00:53:43.550
had a handful of like alternative protein type

00:53:43.550 --> 00:53:48.769
foods. Yes. Yeah. I would not try any of that.

00:53:49.349 --> 00:53:51.570
You would have to have a flamethrower aimed at

00:53:51.570 --> 00:53:56.769
my penis to have me eat any of these types of

00:53:56.769 --> 00:54:01.409
items. That's gonna really be a bad time. Hey

00:54:01.409 --> 00:54:06.489
-o! This guy, I believe, tried some. His mother,

00:54:06.489 --> 00:54:09.610
I know, tried some. I had the mealworm smoothie.

00:54:09.989 --> 00:54:12.389
It was a strawberry smoothie, and it just tasted

00:54:12.389 --> 00:54:15.349
like strawberry smoothie. Hmm, interesting. Yeah.

00:54:15.630 --> 00:54:17.570
Couldn't taste mealworms. Couldn't taste mealworms.

00:54:17.610 --> 00:54:20.809
Why at them? Protein? I don't know. Well, there

00:54:20.809 --> 00:54:22.670
you go. That might be it. Yeah. That might be

00:54:22.670 --> 00:54:25.030
it. Otherwise, it's like, I have tried... They

00:54:25.030 --> 00:54:29.349
make these cricket... Tortilla chips these cricket

00:54:29.349 --> 00:54:32.130
Doritos. Oh, so they're Doritos with cricket

00:54:32.130 --> 00:54:34.449
protein added to them. Okay, and they just taste

00:54:34.449 --> 00:54:38.230
like Doritos Hmm, but they're like high protein

00:54:38.230 --> 00:54:39.769
Doritos because they have cricket protein in

00:54:39.769 --> 00:54:42.429
them The biggest hurdle to get over is the fact

00:54:42.429 --> 00:54:45.090
you're eating crickets. The easy hurdle is the

00:54:45.090 --> 00:54:47.289
fact that they taste fantastic It tastes like

00:54:47.289 --> 00:54:49.449
a Dorito. Yeah, so it's it's really a give -and

00:54:49.449 --> 00:54:52.670
-take if you can mentally Push yourself to be

00:54:52.670 --> 00:54:54.869
like it doesn't matter. There's crickets in here

00:54:54.869 --> 00:54:59.860
if it's tasty Got it. Yeah. Point taken. That

00:54:59.860 --> 00:55:02.079
being said. That being said, we're just going

00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:04.420
to move right past the bugs and watch him talk

00:55:04.420 --> 00:55:06.840
about bugs. Right. What do you got for us today?

00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:11.380
I have, I wanted, I did some research. I always

00:55:11.380 --> 00:55:14.179
do my research ahead of time. And I wanted to

00:55:14.179 --> 00:55:17.460
do something kind of outside of the Nordic countries.

00:55:17.579 --> 00:55:21.059
Because I focus a lot on like, Bad American food.

00:55:21.460 --> 00:55:25.119
Bad, nasty Nordic food. Sure. Or Scandinavian

00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:30.199
food. Uh, nasty, uh, Japanese or Chinese food.

00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:34.199
But I found this one out of Greenland. Oh. Which,

00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:37.139
I mean, I, I've not... Is that, is that the one

00:55:37.139 --> 00:55:39.260
we're trying to make the 51st date or 52nd date?

00:55:39.260 --> 00:55:40.920
It's the 53rd, I don't know. By the way, Greenland,

00:55:41.039 --> 00:55:43.579
we love you for listening to this show. We don't

00:55:43.579 --> 00:55:45.880
want your country. Yes. The orange asshole wants

00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:49.139
your country. We don't. No. Keep your country.

00:55:49.199 --> 00:55:52.059
Yeah, keep it defend it. Don't let don't let

00:55:52.059 --> 00:55:56.119
the US fascists take our Lord Unbelievable shoutouts

00:55:56.119 --> 00:55:59.019
to Canada to Canada Greenland, Mexico. I swear

00:55:59.019 --> 00:56:01.420
to God we actually care for you We most of us

00:56:01.420 --> 00:56:05.099
do but this comes out of Greenland a little something

00:56:05.099 --> 00:56:08.659
called Kiviok Oh, I hope I'm pronouncing that

00:56:08.659 --> 00:56:11.739
right what what's your spelling on that? Kiv

00:56:11.739 --> 00:56:16.079
I a K Oh, okay. Kiviak, I imagine. Okay. And

00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:19.679
this article comes from the disgustingfoodmuseum

00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:23.619
.com. Oh, no. I found this website. I found this

00:56:23.619 --> 00:56:25.960
article. It had many of the things we've covered,

00:56:26.019 --> 00:56:28.960
like it had surstromming and balut eggs. Yeah.

00:56:29.280 --> 00:56:32.599
And what was the one thing we covered? It was

00:56:32.599 --> 00:56:35.559
the one Indian health drink that's just like

00:56:35.559 --> 00:56:38.599
cow's piss. Oh, yeah. Ah, yeah. I remember that

00:56:38.599 --> 00:56:40.380
one. They had a couple of those. And then I saw

00:56:40.380 --> 00:56:42.920
this. I'm like... Oh, this isn't familiar. So

00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:46.139
this is Kiviak, and this is their article from

00:56:46.139 --> 00:56:50.280
disgustingfoodmuseum .com. A freshly disemboweled

00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:54.820
seal is stuffed with up to 500 small arctic birds

00:56:54.820 --> 00:56:59.960
called little awk. It is then sewn shut and sealed

00:56:59.960 --> 00:57:03.500
with seal fat to prevent flies from getting in.

00:57:04.340 --> 00:57:07.739
The birds are buried and left to ferment in the

00:57:07.739 --> 00:57:14.230
seal carcass. for three to 18 months. Ah, whoa.

00:57:15.050 --> 00:57:17.269
Let me know if you need a recap so far. This

00:57:17.269 --> 00:57:19.489
is only the first part. This is only the first

00:57:19.489 --> 00:57:23.190
part? Holy hell. So to recap, disemboweled seal,

00:57:23.489 --> 00:57:25.750
500 birds stuffed inside, it's sealed and then

00:57:25.750 --> 00:57:27.909
put in the ground for 18 months. I'm hungry already.

00:57:28.429 --> 00:57:30.530
Kiviok is eaten by biting off the bird's head

00:57:30.530 --> 00:57:33.030
first and then sucking out the juices inside.

00:57:33.150 --> 00:57:38.130
Oh, no, no, no, no. The birds can be eaten whole.

00:57:38.380 --> 00:57:41.619
Bones and all. It is especially popular during

00:57:41.619 --> 00:57:44.000
the Arctic winter celebrations. The taste of

00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:47.300
Kiviak has been described as similar to Gorgonzola

00:57:47.300 --> 00:57:50.579
cheese. This unusual preservation method has

00:57:50.579 --> 00:57:53.219
helped Greenlanders survive harsh winters and

00:57:53.219 --> 00:57:58.139
food shortages. Yeah, ooh, okay. Yeah, I mean,

00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:01.219
you go to great lengths to survive harsh winters.

00:58:01.420 --> 00:58:03.760
Sure. If necessary, but this is just fucking

00:58:03.760 --> 00:58:06.519
nuts. In my opinion. Yeah. In my opinion. Good

00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:11.400
God. It continues. Only ox, the birds, 500 of

00:58:11.400 --> 00:58:14.340
which go in the seal. Only ox can be used for

00:58:14.340 --> 00:58:16.960
kiviak as other birds do not ferment as well

00:58:16.960 --> 00:58:21.000
as evidenced by the use of eider birds in 2013.

00:58:21.519 --> 00:58:24.420
The eiders didn't ferment as well as the ox giving

00:58:24.420 --> 00:58:28.449
an elderly man botulism later killing him. At

00:58:28.449 --> 00:58:30.469
the time it was not known that the Eiders were

00:58:30.469 --> 00:58:33.369
the cause of his death, so that same kiviok was

00:58:33.369 --> 00:58:37.849
served at his funeral. No. It was eaten by many

00:58:37.849 --> 00:58:41.230
of the grieving visitors who also became sick.

00:58:42.110 --> 00:58:45.150
This is where it gets disturbing. The dead man's

00:58:45.150 --> 00:58:49.449
daughter, present at the funeral, also died from

00:58:49.449 --> 00:58:52.550
the kiviok she ate. Oh no. That killed her father.

00:58:53.349 --> 00:58:57.010
Many others got that same botulism. That's just...

00:58:57.239 --> 00:59:00.039
Guys, can we not eat dangerous food? Let's not

00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:02.820
do it. Maybe? Let's say no. Maybe? I mean, I

00:59:02.820 --> 00:59:04.940
know dying from starvation is scary, but dying

00:59:04.940 --> 00:59:07.179
from botulism is scary as shit, too. Yeah, no

00:59:07.179 --> 00:59:11.559
to Kiviak and yes to life. Right. Little ox are

00:59:11.559 --> 00:59:14.400
migratory within the Arctic region, moving between

00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:19.239
Canada, Svalbard, Greenland, a bunch of different

00:59:19.239 --> 00:59:21.440
places up there. For a few weeks in the spring,

00:59:22.019 --> 00:59:24.619
millions of these tiny birds are found in the

00:59:24.619 --> 00:59:27.619
cliffs. of southwestern Greenland, and the locals

00:59:27.619 --> 00:59:30.099
catch and eat as many as they can, and preserve

00:59:30.099 --> 00:59:32.820
the birds during consumption for the rest of

00:59:32.820 --> 00:59:37.559
the year, sometimes with the kiviok method. Oh

00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:42.559
no. Good lord. Yeah, so that's... that's kiviok

00:59:42.559 --> 00:59:45.760
for ya. I mean, shout out Greenland, but I...

00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:48.099
Please, if I ever visit, don't serve me that.

00:59:48.440 --> 00:59:52.639
Don't, please, yeah. I'll just take whatever...

00:59:52.219 --> 00:59:56.579
regular people food you have. Oh my lord. So

00:59:56.579 --> 01:00:01.500
dude. God bless you Greenland. Woo buddy. Man,

01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:04.440
that is, that's rough. The thing that still gets

01:00:04.440 --> 01:00:06.500
me today, it still kind of makes me giggle ever

01:00:06.500 --> 01:00:08.780
since I first found that article, is the fact

01:00:08.780 --> 01:00:13.539
that they need to disembowel a seal first. Right.

01:00:13.820 --> 01:00:17.300
Just to put 500 little birds inside of it. Just

01:00:17.300 --> 01:00:21.820
to do that. 500 little birds. Can't you just

01:00:21.820 --> 01:00:24.599
eat the little birds? Or the seal. Or the seal.

01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:28.380
Just fucking bury the seal for three years. Oh

01:00:28.380 --> 01:00:30.340
god. No, not like a year and a half actually.

01:00:30.420 --> 01:00:33.019
A year and a half, yeah. But still. Good god.

01:00:33.320 --> 01:00:37.219
Oh yeah. So. Just eat the seal, throw it on a

01:00:37.219 --> 01:00:39.280
fire, or the birds, pluck them, cook them. I

01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:42.840
mean your entire land is cold, right? Sure. cold,

01:00:42.900 --> 01:00:45.219
ice freezing temperatures. Why do you need a

01:00:45.219 --> 01:00:48.960
seal to preserve the birds over winter when the

01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:51.059
winter would prevent the birds from going bad?

01:00:51.159 --> 01:00:54.880
True. Because you live in an ice box, right?

01:00:55.420 --> 01:00:58.039
Yeah, because Iceland is actually green. And

01:00:58.039 --> 01:01:00.519
Greenland is actually full of ice. Got it. OK,

01:01:00.659 --> 01:01:03.739
just checking on that. Check. Check. We get it.

01:01:04.480 --> 01:01:09.400
Well, that was interesting. So I guess what we

01:01:09.400 --> 01:01:13.289
would say at this particular point, is we're

01:01:13.289 --> 01:01:17.610
gonna take a break. So go get your Kiviok. Let

01:01:17.610 --> 01:01:19.409
us know if it tastes like Gorgonzola cheese.

01:01:19.530 --> 01:01:23.610
If you survive. Yeah, get back to us. And if

01:01:23.610 --> 01:01:27.170
you do, yay. And you'll be back for you just

01:01:27.170 --> 01:01:30.210
made the list. If you don't. Coming up. I'm so

01:01:30.210 --> 01:01:49.179
sorry. I don't know. All right, we are back everybody.

01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:52.900
If you have survived your Kiviak, congratulations.

01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:56.159
Good on you. To those that didn't. Well, you

01:01:56.159 --> 01:01:58.860
can't hear me. It doesn't matter. Anyway, we

01:01:58.860 --> 01:02:01.159
are now on to our feature segment. You just made

01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:04.639
the list. That is our top 10 list of, well, God,

01:02:05.360 --> 01:02:08.159
just about everything and anything. We've been

01:02:08.159 --> 01:02:10.780
doing these lists on and off on radio and podcasts

01:02:10.780 --> 01:02:13.280
for a better part of probably three or four years

01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:15.780
now. And so we have quite the catalog, as it

01:02:15.780 --> 01:02:20.280
were. And this week, we are going to do something

01:02:20.280 --> 01:02:23.599
related to a certain international game that

01:02:23.599 --> 01:02:27.579
has started back up, which is Major League Baseball.

01:02:28.380 --> 01:02:33.039
And this, you just made the list, top 10 best

01:02:33.039 --> 01:02:35.659
baseball parks in Major League Baseball. So we

01:02:35.659 --> 01:02:39.579
had to classify that specifically to MLB, because

01:02:39.579 --> 01:02:41.460
I'm sure internationally there's probably some.

01:02:41.460 --> 01:02:44.610
I'm sure that. Japanese baseball parts are beautiful.

01:02:45.050 --> 01:02:48.130
I'm sure they're awesome. So these are just specifically

01:02:48.130 --> 01:02:52.449
Major League Baseball. And I don't know if you

01:02:52.449 --> 01:02:55.030
wanted to go first, or I can go first either

01:02:55.030 --> 01:02:58.309
way. Well, first we have to break down the rules.

01:02:58.429 --> 01:03:01.130
Oh, of course. It's a top ten list. Top ten list.

01:03:02.650 --> 01:03:06.269
The rules list is long. We got one. I don't remember

01:03:06.269 --> 01:03:09.780
what it was. I think it's the only... The only

01:03:09.780 --> 01:03:12.880
rule is that there's no rules. There's no rules.

01:03:12.880 --> 01:03:15.480
There's no rules. We do a top 10 list, 10 to

01:03:15.480 --> 01:03:18.940
2, in our big number one reveal at the end. Fantastic.

01:03:19.579 --> 01:03:22.920
I guess I'll run 10 to 2. Run 10 to 2. Let's

01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:27.000
do it. Number 10 on my list is Oriole Park. The

01:03:27.000 --> 01:03:28.900
Orioles, of course, play there. Makes sense.

01:03:28.980 --> 01:03:31.849
Would make sense. Beautiful. Beautiful Baltimore.

01:03:31.989 --> 01:03:34.210
It is beautiful. I like the big old warehouse

01:03:34.210 --> 01:03:37.409
in the background. It's very atmospheric, isn't

01:03:37.409 --> 01:03:41.449
it? This is Baltimore, isn't it? Yes, it is.

01:03:41.670 --> 01:03:44.570
Number nine, Citizens Bank Park, the Phillies.

01:03:44.730 --> 01:03:47.969
Phillies, yeah. I mean, it's a nice... We typically

01:03:47.969 --> 01:03:52.050
don't root for said city's team. Sure, I was

01:03:52.050 --> 01:03:54.769
during the Super Bowl. Which is so weird. Which

01:03:54.769 --> 01:03:57.429
is crazy to say, but... The NFL made us cheer

01:03:57.429 --> 01:04:00.579
for Philadelphia, which is odd. Actually, I cheered

01:04:00.579 --> 01:04:02.679
more for Kendrick Lamar, but that's true. Yeah

01:04:02.679 --> 01:04:04.980
that being said we were cheering for that other

01:04:04.980 --> 01:04:07.820
team Yeah, oh well. I think that's all right

01:04:07.820 --> 01:04:09.699
which which works. They got the dub. We're happy

01:04:09.699 --> 01:04:11.900
I'm sure they were happy and they got the number

01:04:11.900 --> 01:04:13.980
nine ballpark very true They do have the number

01:04:13.980 --> 01:04:17.019
nine number eight target field, Minnesota Twins.

01:04:17.019 --> 01:04:20.179
Oh, yeah Beautiful, Minnesota is beautiful. Anyway,

01:04:20.420 --> 01:04:22.699
yeah, they've got a beautiful field number seven

01:04:22.699 --> 01:04:26.579
Dodger Stadium LA Dodgers play there Classic

01:04:26.579 --> 01:04:29.960
outfield like this old scoreboard and then that

01:04:29.960 --> 01:04:33.880
that weird -looking Roofing line. Yeah out there.

01:04:33.980 --> 01:04:36.900
Yep, which is pretty neat and it's something

01:04:36.900 --> 01:04:40.079
where they try to keep it modern but still Keep

01:04:40.079 --> 01:04:42.199
the integrity of the old ballpark. Yes. So I

01:04:42.199 --> 01:04:44.579
always appreciate that. Yeah, I completely agree

01:04:44.579 --> 01:04:48.360
number six PNC Park Pittsburgh Pirates gotta

01:04:48.360 --> 01:04:50.539
make that road Oh, yeah, nothing with good things

01:04:50.539 --> 01:04:53.400
about that place. Yes, and the Pittsburgh Pirates,

01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:56.500
you know small market team cheap, whack -ass

01:04:56.500 --> 01:04:59.559
owner, but yet they're still beloved. They are.

01:04:59.699 --> 01:05:01.900
And they've got a nice field, so. They do. Good

01:05:01.900 --> 01:05:05.500
on ya. Number five, Petco Park. The ol' Padres.

01:05:05.519 --> 01:05:08.219
The ol' Padres. And that also very similar to

01:05:08.219 --> 01:05:12.579
Baltimore in kind of a city background. So you

01:05:12.579 --> 01:05:15.539
see all the buildings and stuff like that, you

01:05:15.539 --> 01:05:17.480
know, pretty much right on top of the ballpark.

01:05:17.659 --> 01:05:21.340
So it's kind of an interesting design, interesting

01:05:21.340 --> 01:05:25.429
views. Yeah. Very neat. Number four, I got Oracle

01:05:25.429 --> 01:05:29.769
Park, the old Giants. Nothing is cooler than

01:05:29.769 --> 01:05:33.510
watching a ball get launched out into right field,

01:05:33.869 --> 01:05:35.469
into the bay. Into the bay, right. And people

01:05:35.469 --> 01:05:37.630
are out there with their kayaks, paddling their

01:05:37.630 --> 01:05:41.630
ass off, like, I'm getting this ball, man. It's

01:05:41.630 --> 01:05:44.670
such a Northern California vibe. Yes, it is very,

01:05:44.710 --> 01:05:47.650
very cool. Number three on my list, T -Mobile

01:05:47.650 --> 01:05:50.650
Park, the Mariners. Mariners, yeah. Seattle.

01:05:50.909 --> 01:05:53.369
Right next to the football stadium. Oh, yeah.

01:05:53.889 --> 01:05:55.929
Beautiful city. Beautiful people. Good for them.

01:05:56.389 --> 01:06:00.269
Number two on my list, Fenway Park. The old Red

01:06:00.269 --> 01:06:05.730
Sox. Big fucking wall out there. The green monster.

01:06:06.550 --> 01:06:09.070
Gotta love the green monster. Yes. Very beautiful.

01:06:09.070 --> 01:06:10.489
And that was number two, correct? That was my

01:06:10.489 --> 01:06:13.280
number two. All right. I'll run through mine

01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:16.380
as well. I have a tie at number 10 because, well,

01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:20.619
I can. It's no rules, hey? Number 10 is Oracle

01:06:20.619 --> 01:06:24.699
Park with the Giants and Camerica Park where

01:06:24.699 --> 01:06:28.179
the Tigers play. Oh, Detroit, nice. And the coolest

01:06:28.179 --> 01:06:31.260
part is you're at street level, right? You walk

01:06:31.260 --> 01:06:33.519
up to the ballpark, you're at street level. And

01:06:33.519 --> 01:06:36.559
you actually walk down into the park. The field

01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:40.369
is below street level. So you actually walk down.

01:06:40.469 --> 01:06:43.610
So the main stadium is down below the street.

01:06:43.630 --> 01:06:45.690
And the upper deck is actually like right there.

01:06:45.690 --> 01:06:47.409
Like at street level. That's cool. That's neat.

01:06:47.409 --> 01:06:49.329
It's kind of neat the way they set it up right

01:06:49.329 --> 01:06:52.530
next to Ford Field, downtown Detroit, which they've

01:06:52.530 --> 01:06:54.489
been putting a lot of money into. And it's kind

01:06:54.489 --> 01:06:57.989
of a revitalization here. Yeah, sure. I think

01:06:57.989 --> 01:07:01.309
Greek town casino and hockey town and all sorts

01:07:01.309 --> 01:07:03.690
of stuff. So it's kind of a neat area. Number

01:07:03.690 --> 01:07:07.230
nine, Citizens Bank, the Phillies. Nice ballpark,

01:07:07.269 --> 01:07:09.829
new ballpark, they did that well. Number eight,

01:07:10.010 --> 01:07:13.809
Corus Field for the Rockies. Oh, that's a nice

01:07:13.809 --> 01:07:17.010
pick. Right there in Denver. You got the light

01:07:17.010 --> 01:07:19.329
air, but it's kind of a nice design. Good place

01:07:19.329 --> 01:07:21.849
to see a ballgame. Number seven, Petco Park with

01:07:21.849 --> 01:07:25.050
the Padres. Nice. That one. Oriole Park at Camden

01:07:25.050 --> 01:07:29.170
Yards. That's one of my friends went to. I was

01:07:29.170 --> 01:07:31.710
unable to go at the time. Kind of regret that.

01:07:31.849 --> 01:07:33.690
They said they had an amazing time and that they

01:07:33.690 --> 01:07:35.389
like all the little bars and restaurants around

01:07:35.389 --> 01:07:37.670
there. Like a lot of old Oriole players just

01:07:37.670 --> 01:07:40.590
go and hang out. Yeah, like it's not like a planned

01:07:40.590 --> 01:07:42.409
autograph session or anything. They just go and

01:07:42.409 --> 01:07:44.449
hang out. It's like, oh my God, is that boo pal?

01:07:44.630 --> 01:07:46.909
Yes, it is. Hey man, how are you? Good. Can I

01:07:46.909 --> 01:07:48.570
buy a beer? Yes. Can I have your autograph? Sure.

01:07:49.150 --> 01:07:51.210
This is like, that's awesome. I love that. My

01:07:51.210 --> 01:07:54.369
man. Yeah, no doubt. Number five, Kauffman Stadium,

01:07:54.510 --> 01:07:57.780
the Royals. What a cool looking stadium. Just

01:07:57.780 --> 01:07:59.920
these massive grandstand behind a home plate

01:07:59.920 --> 01:08:02.000
that just goes up and up. Oh, right. The design

01:08:02.000 --> 01:08:04.619
is so freaking cool. And that's right next to

01:08:04.619 --> 01:08:07.139
Arrowhead. So they put both stadiums right next

01:08:07.139 --> 01:08:09.239
to each other. The parking lot is massive. So

01:08:09.239 --> 01:08:12.340
you have a fantastic tailgate situation there

01:08:12.340 --> 01:08:15.820
as well. So just good stuff all around. Number

01:08:15.820 --> 01:08:18.890
four, Dodger Stadium. Number three, PNC Park

01:08:18.890 --> 01:08:21.090
with the Pirates. That is definitely one I want

01:08:21.090 --> 01:08:23.869
to check out for sure. Right. And number two,

01:08:24.029 --> 01:08:28.130
Wrigley Field in Chicago. Nice. You got the Ivy.

01:08:28.250 --> 01:08:31.630
You got the old scoreboard. It's an old park.

01:08:32.289 --> 01:08:35.930
The food's not fantastic, but once again, they've

01:08:35.930 --> 01:08:38.649
managed to kind of keep the old historic parts

01:08:38.649 --> 01:08:40.390
of the park, like the big red marquee out in

01:08:40.390 --> 01:08:45.319
front. Still kind of have gone through the modernization

01:08:45.319 --> 01:08:48.760
phase right in various phases, so Definitely

01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:50.359
appreciate that but definitely number two for

01:08:50.359 --> 01:08:52.760
me. Yes. Well, it's very good Well, you're your

01:08:52.760 --> 01:08:55.220
number two is my number one. I put Wrigley Field

01:08:55.220 --> 01:08:58.340
at the very top there I just think it's so classic

01:08:58.340 --> 01:09:01.100
and like you were saying they you know revitalize

01:09:01.100 --> 01:09:03.829
and modernize everything while not Destroying

01:09:03.829 --> 01:09:05.890
the history of the park, which I think is super

01:09:05.890 --> 01:09:09.449
super important for especially a with baseball

01:09:09.449 --> 01:09:13.069
baseball stadium So rich in history. Yep. So

01:09:13.069 --> 01:09:16.210
yeah, I put Wrigley at number one Yeah, it has

01:09:16.210 --> 01:09:18.210
to be number and the one thing I failed to mention

01:09:18.210 --> 01:09:21.850
when I talked about it, too Is that it's uniquely

01:09:21.850 --> 01:09:25.329
a neighborhood ballpark? Yes a lot of ballparks

01:09:25.329 --> 01:09:28.130
are either far out into the suburbs off of a

01:09:28.130 --> 01:09:33.380
highway or They're like in the city Like right

01:09:33.380 --> 01:09:35.279
downtown. And this is a neighborhood ballpark.

01:09:35.279 --> 01:09:38.180
Yeah. And it's so cool where it's located. I

01:09:38.180 --> 01:09:42.279
used to live like three blocks away from Wrigley

01:09:42.279 --> 01:09:46.600
when I was a younger pup. And many good times

01:09:46.600 --> 01:09:49.340
were had. Yes, absolutely. For sure. My number

01:09:49.340 --> 01:09:53.399
one's Fenway. Good. Very good. I was in awe when

01:09:53.399 --> 01:09:57.220
I went there on a business trip. And I just like,

01:09:57.579 --> 01:10:02.079
not that I. You know squirt the man tear out

01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:04.720
of the one eye, but I may have and I just looked

01:10:04.720 --> 01:10:07.659
at it and I was like man This is this is like

01:10:07.659 --> 01:10:10.840
you got the feels. Oh sure So they had a tour

01:10:10.840 --> 01:10:12.300
but the tour was already going like hey, you

01:10:12.300 --> 01:10:13.979
got any more tours today? He's like now I'm like

01:10:13.979 --> 01:10:16.840
god damn it and he's like well if you want you

01:10:16.840 --> 01:10:18.840
go around the backside and the outfield There's

01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:22.260
this bar and grill that is actually part of the

01:10:22.260 --> 01:10:24.760
stadium. Like it's not you can't get I don't

01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:26.739
think you can get into the stadium from that

01:10:26.739 --> 01:10:28.039
bar and grill, but the bar and grill is built

01:10:28.039 --> 01:10:32.060
into it. Oh. And so you can go in, and it's very

01:10:32.060 --> 01:10:36.199
kind of a cool, dark, swank little, almost dive

01:10:36.199 --> 01:10:38.640
bar -y -ish, but it kind of had like a little

01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:42.079
restaurant part, too. And you could go in, and

01:10:42.079 --> 01:10:43.979
there was this big area where there was a huge

01:10:43.979 --> 01:10:47.119
screen. The screen looks directly out. Oh, that's

01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:49.939
cool. Into the ballpark. And so that was amazing.

01:10:50.039 --> 01:10:51.840
So I was like, oh my god, I got to get there.

01:10:52.230 --> 01:10:53.770
He's like, oh, you have to wait to get a seat

01:10:53.770 --> 01:10:56.090
over there. I'm like, I will wait the day. I

01:10:56.090 --> 01:10:58.510
will wait to sit over there. And I'm like, what

01:10:58.510 --> 01:11:00.989
do you have that's good? He's like, well, everything

01:11:00.989 --> 01:11:05.590
is good. Great Bostonian accent, but everything

01:11:05.590 --> 01:11:08.390
is good. This is like, all right, what do people

01:11:08.390 --> 01:11:10.109
get here the most? Wings. You could have just

01:11:10.109 --> 01:11:12.529
said that. OK, let's do the wings. So I got wings,

01:11:12.630 --> 01:11:13.909
I had a couple of beers, and just looked out

01:11:13.909 --> 01:11:16.829
in a fun way. It was amazing. That sounds like

01:11:16.829 --> 01:11:19.029
an experience like looking out onto a cathedral.

01:11:19.210 --> 01:11:22.229
Yeah, it just looked absolutely fantastic So

01:11:22.229 --> 01:11:24.050
bucket list to actually see a real game there

01:11:24.050 --> 01:11:27.109
So hopefully that will that will take place that

01:11:27.109 --> 01:11:29.630
in PNC Parker like one and two for me You know,

01:11:29.869 --> 01:11:32.630
right to be able to that'd be really cool. Yeah,

01:11:32.630 --> 01:11:36.159
no doubt But that's it. Yeah. It's good lists.

01:11:36.359 --> 01:11:38.199
That was good lists. Definitely good lists. We

01:11:38.199 --> 01:11:40.159
shared most, but had a few different ones in

01:11:40.159 --> 01:11:41.979
there. Yes. Yeah. Which I think was kind of neat.

01:11:43.140 --> 01:11:46.500
And anyway, as we always say, DM us. Send us

01:11:46.500 --> 01:11:47.819
your, you know, if you're like, hey, you guys

01:11:47.819 --> 01:11:49.699
missed that, or this is a great park, this and

01:11:49.699 --> 01:11:53.159
that. Feel free. You know, if you want to convince

01:11:53.159 --> 01:11:55.060
us that the White Sox park is in the top 10,

01:11:55.560 --> 01:11:58.739
we may laugh at you a lot. Yeah, because it's

01:11:58.739 --> 01:12:03.000
not about. Top 10, top 10 parks that have a campfire

01:12:03.000 --> 01:12:06.220
shake. It's about top 10 parks. Exactly. If you

01:12:06.220 --> 01:12:09.760
want to say top 10 food served at parks, sure.

01:12:09.779 --> 01:12:11.859
They probably would be in there somewhere. I'll

01:12:11.859 --> 01:12:14.460
give it to you. That would be in there. I mean,

01:12:14.460 --> 01:12:17.220
let's face it. I think Philly's Park would be

01:12:17.220 --> 01:12:19.159
near the top because they serve cheese steaks

01:12:19.159 --> 01:12:21.840
in the park. In the park, they do. And if you're

01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:25.720
a seafood fan in Oriole Park Camden Yards, there's

01:12:25.720 --> 01:12:29.939
a section out in the outfield. where they boil

01:12:29.939 --> 01:12:32.399
big pots of crab. And you can just go sit on

01:12:32.399 --> 01:12:34.460
these big park benches and just crack open crabs.

01:12:34.920 --> 01:12:36.960
Just have crab boil, yeah. Big crab boil out

01:12:36.960 --> 01:12:39.699
in the outfield. So yeah, so that might have

01:12:39.699 --> 01:12:42.479
to be a future one, but definitely the food for.

01:12:43.680 --> 01:12:47.340
For the golden rate fee of Kaminsky. Whatever

01:12:47.340 --> 01:12:50.859
the hell it is. The old Kaminsky Park. The old

01:12:50.859 --> 01:12:53.420
Kaminsky Park over by there. Over there at 30

01:12:53.420 --> 01:12:57.100
-15 Shields, my friend. Yeah, that... Walk out

01:12:57.100 --> 01:13:00.699
of the stadium and get shot. Yay, great! Well,

01:13:01.739 --> 01:13:05.539
he took the L. Not harder than the Sox did. Whoa!

01:13:07.060 --> 01:13:11.279
Hey now, they won their first game, so... You

01:13:11.279 --> 01:13:16.569
can dream. One out of 160 some odd, yeah. 162.

01:13:16.989 --> 01:13:19.170
Granted, I'll give them. I'll give them that.

01:13:19.170 --> 01:13:21.529
They probably have 15 to 20 more wins this year.

01:13:22.170 --> 01:13:25.390
Yeah. So, good on you, Southside. Good on you.

01:13:25.390 --> 01:13:28.529
Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Stop watching now if you

01:13:28.529 --> 01:13:31.449
have memories. Exactly. Just tune out. Find some

01:13:31.449 --> 01:13:33.630
Netflix to binge. You'll be sitting there in

01:13:33.630 --> 01:13:36.989
August, be like, God, that 8 -1 opener. Be like,

01:13:37.130 --> 01:13:38.529
what? He's like, oh, that's fine. Stop watching,

01:13:38.729 --> 01:13:40.789
man. They're undefeated, 8 -1. They're going

01:13:40.789 --> 01:13:45.550
all the way. But at any rate, maybe we'll talk

01:13:45.550 --> 01:13:47.850
food. Oh, by the way, this Rico Bene's is this

01:13:47.850 --> 01:13:54.109
restaurant down by Kaminsky. Kaminsky. Kaminsky

01:13:54.109 --> 01:13:56.510
rate cellular. They've got the big down arrow.

01:13:56.770 --> 01:13:58.569
So you know that they're not going anywhere.

01:13:59.369 --> 01:14:02.210
That's just like bad imaging, right? Yeah. It's

01:14:02.210 --> 01:14:04.350
a bad image. So you pull up and there's a big

01:14:04.350 --> 01:14:07.409
red arrow pointing down. It's like, yep. Yeah.

01:14:07.510 --> 01:14:09.229
Like, what other companies out there could you

01:14:09.229 --> 01:14:11.569
have been sponsored by, right? Is Ferraro still

01:14:11.569 --> 01:14:14.529
a company out there? I think so. Get sponsored

01:14:14.529 --> 01:14:17.390
by Ferraro. Have a big Nutella, Nutella park.

01:14:17.609 --> 01:14:20.649
Toronto bakery. Yeah. What about the bread? We

01:14:20.649 --> 01:14:22.329
got the fresh bread. Our bread's always rising.

01:14:22.750 --> 01:14:24.909
Exactly. The bread's always rising just like

01:14:24.909 --> 01:14:27.149
this wind streak. And then you serve Italian

01:14:27.149 --> 01:14:28.909
beefs in the park on the Toronto bread. On the

01:14:28.909 --> 01:14:30.729
Toronto bread. So, dude, we have to do everything

01:14:30.729 --> 01:14:33.550
for these guys. Jesus Christ. The amount of free

01:14:33.550 --> 01:14:36.689
advice. Really? Unbelievable. Top notch. When

01:14:36.689 --> 01:14:39.369
you think about it. S tier. S tier. Yeah. Definitely

01:14:39.369 --> 01:14:41.930
S tier. Speaking of S tier, we're on to review

01:14:41.930 --> 01:14:46.170
preview. Whoa. How about this? Segway. Paul Blart

01:14:46.170 --> 01:14:49.970
style. Most definitely. Review preview. I review

01:14:49.970 --> 01:14:54.130
a movie and preview a movie. And so here, this

01:14:54.130 --> 01:14:57.430
is a review of a movie that I mentioned a little

01:14:57.430 --> 01:15:00.390
bit earlier in the show called Black Bag. And

01:15:00.390 --> 01:15:04.569
it's not about luggage. It's actually a spy thriller.

01:15:05.259 --> 01:15:07.859
So the main character walks into the airport.

01:15:08.560 --> 01:15:12.840
He forgot the luggage. Then you get that picture

01:15:12.840 --> 01:15:15.920
of that squirrel. Oh, man, I'd see that movie.

01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:19.760
So Black Bag, the main character's wife, Catherine,

01:15:19.920 --> 01:15:23.319
is suspected of having betrayed the nation. Intelligence

01:15:23.319 --> 01:15:25.840
agent George Woodhouse faces the ultimate test.

01:15:26.600 --> 01:15:29.260
Loyalty to his marriage or his country. Movie

01:15:29.260 --> 01:15:32.479
stars Michael Fassbender, Cate Blanchett, Marissa

01:15:32.479 --> 01:15:37.279
Bella. Pierce Brosnan and we Harris Reggie Jean

01:15:37.279 --> 01:15:42.020
-Page There isn't a ton of action like a like

01:15:42.020 --> 01:15:45.760
a James Bond or a Jason Bourne movie. It's all

01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:48.819
mystery and intrigue It's a bit touch -and -go

01:15:48.819 --> 01:15:51.260
there for George for a while things don't look

01:15:51.260 --> 01:15:54.260
particularly good for his wife But it's all part

01:15:54.260 --> 01:15:58.779
of this setup Which is pretty brilliant yet this

01:15:58.779 --> 01:16:00.960
this George dude is smart enough to kind of flush

01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:05.140
it out and how they do the reveal of who the

01:16:05.140 --> 01:16:08.760
actual mole is, is brilliant. And so it's just,

01:16:08.760 --> 01:16:10.819
it was really great. Now, I'm gonna say this,

01:16:11.159 --> 01:16:12.739
because I'm sure there are movie theaters all

01:16:12.739 --> 01:16:14.199
across the country, probably all over the world,

01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:17.399
that have those reclining seats. Oh yeah. And

01:16:17.399 --> 01:16:20.899
comfy, and people bring in their plushies and

01:16:20.899 --> 01:16:25.159
their blankets. Right. Look, I will fall asleep.

01:16:25.289 --> 01:16:28.430
Yeah, that's the I nodded off twice during this

01:16:28.430 --> 01:16:31.149
movie and it was filled with intrigue. Oh, no

01:16:31.149 --> 01:16:33.189
not off twice The one time was like five seconds

01:16:33.189 --> 01:16:34.729
and I did the head bob and I was like, whoa.

01:16:34.729 --> 01:16:36.550
Well, here we are. Okay, I know what's going

01:16:36.550 --> 01:16:40.010
on The second time I did it. Oh, no solid five

01:16:40.010 --> 01:16:43.670
minutes Solid five minutes. I was out and I woke

01:16:43.670 --> 01:16:45.689
up and I'm like, where are we what's going on?

01:16:45.710 --> 01:16:47.590
And I was like god damn it because there are

01:16:47.590 --> 01:16:50.670
movies like something Comedy an action movie.

01:16:50.829 --> 01:16:53.329
He does offer a little bit. No harm. No fault,

01:16:53.369 --> 01:16:56.159
right? You figured out But like a movie like

01:16:56.159 --> 01:17:00.100
this, five minutes is a lifetime. And then you're

01:17:00.100 --> 01:17:02.159
like, god damn it, what is going on? You missed

01:17:02.159 --> 01:17:04.819
something important. Yep. And I didn't kind of

01:17:04.819 --> 01:17:07.079
circle back to what I missed until the very end.

01:17:07.180 --> 01:17:10.079
Then I'm like, oh, OK. You missed the key piece.

01:17:10.460 --> 01:17:13.880
I did. I did. I really did. They need to start

01:17:13.880 --> 01:17:16.380
serving like Red Bull vodkas in movie theaters.

01:17:16.680 --> 01:17:19.750
Like, keep your folks awake, man. Have to. I

01:17:19.750 --> 01:17:21.649
feel like I have to take B12 pills in the morning

01:17:21.649 --> 01:17:23.090
or something. I just got to stay awake because

01:17:23.090 --> 01:17:25.989
it's so, it's just dark and comfy. And if it's

01:17:25.989 --> 01:17:29.189
already later in the evening, I'm done. Yeah.

01:17:29.350 --> 01:17:32.170
I'm done. Other than that, like I said, it was

01:17:32.170 --> 01:17:35.029
brilliant. It was fun. I give it a 7 .7 out of

01:17:35.029 --> 01:17:38.489
10. Very entertaining. I recommend you see it.

01:17:38.670 --> 01:17:40.670
Absolutely. That sounds righteous. No doubt.

01:17:41.390 --> 01:17:48.140
Now my preview is a movie. There's an actor,

01:17:48.539 --> 01:17:51.439
and I like him. I like him a lot, actually. He

01:17:51.439 --> 01:17:54.899
was, I think... Oh, God, what TV show is he in?

01:17:54.920 --> 01:17:58.600
Mr. Robot? Does that sound... Oh, yeah. Does

01:17:58.600 --> 01:18:01.060
that sound right? We watched that first season

01:18:01.060 --> 01:18:04.079
of Mr. Robot, and I think we loved it. And then

01:18:04.079 --> 01:18:07.260
they killed it. They killed it. Yeah. They definitely

01:18:07.260 --> 01:18:09.380
did, and that was kind of weird because I...

01:18:09.380 --> 01:18:11.920
Just one of network television's downfalls that...

01:18:11.800 --> 01:18:14.899
Which we kind of knew was coming with the advent

01:18:14.899 --> 01:18:18.500
of all the streaming services, but yeah, I mean

01:18:18.500 --> 01:18:22.079
Every single time with those kind of slow burn

01:18:22.079 --> 01:18:26.460
intro. Yep kind of network TV shows. It's like

01:18:26.460 --> 01:18:29.039
The story is gonna develop you can't kill something

01:18:29.039 --> 01:18:33.220
before it gets going right, right? Yeah, I definitely

01:18:33.220 --> 01:18:37.020
agree with that and so This particular movie

01:18:37.020 --> 01:18:42.779
is called the amateur now. I I really like I

01:18:42.779 --> 01:18:48.079
really like the idea of this movie. So he is

01:18:48.079 --> 01:18:51.720
a CIA decoder, right? He's a nerd, sits behind

01:18:51.720 --> 01:18:54.079
a computer, does his stuff, gives the information

01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:57.340
to people who are out in the shit, right? Like

01:18:57.340 --> 01:19:00.819
the dudes, like men and women facing potential

01:19:00.819 --> 01:19:05.840
death trying to keep all of us safe. But his

01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:10.039
world comes crashing down when there's a terrorist

01:19:10.039 --> 01:19:12.909
attack, things go sideways. and his wife's in

01:19:12.909 --> 01:19:16.630
the line of fire and she dies. So when his supervisors

01:19:16.630 --> 01:19:19.130
there in the CIA refuse to take action, like,

01:19:19.409 --> 01:19:20.970
hey, I want the guys that did this, blah, blah,

01:19:21.109 --> 01:19:25.569
blah, his intelligence becomes the ultimate weapon.

01:19:25.829 --> 01:19:27.989
He embarks on this trek across the globe to track

01:19:27.989 --> 01:19:29.949
down all those responsible for his wife's death.

01:19:30.510 --> 01:19:33.069
And he's not trained to do this, but he gets

01:19:33.069 --> 01:19:38.050
trained to do this. Oh, I see. And his high IQ,

01:19:38.609 --> 01:19:42.359
along with these new skills, Dude Becomes a Beast.

01:19:42.460 --> 01:19:46.420
Yeah. So the movie stars Rami Malek, Rachel Brosnan,

01:19:46.539 --> 01:19:49.260
John Baranthal. So that right there. I mean,

01:19:49.300 --> 01:19:50.899
that's the Punisher, man. Right. So that's got

01:19:50.899 --> 01:19:53.899
to be awesome. And Laurence Fishburne. Great

01:19:53.899 --> 01:19:57.220
cast. Looks to be highly entertaining. Film hits

01:19:57.220 --> 01:20:00.720
theaters April 11th. Beautiful. So definitely

01:20:00.720 --> 01:20:02.300
check that one out, The Amateur. Looks like it's

01:20:02.300 --> 01:20:05.600
going to be good. Absolutely. All right. Now,

01:20:06.039 --> 01:20:09.159
I wasn't sleeping on these. Most people weren't.

01:20:09.550 --> 01:20:15.590
Smart. But, sometimes, people sleep. It's either

01:20:15.590 --> 01:20:19.869
the honk shoo or the honk me me me me. Could

01:20:19.869 --> 01:20:23.470
be. Depending how you snore. People be sleeping.

01:20:23.670 --> 01:20:26.489
They be sleeping. They be sleeping on this. And

01:20:26.489 --> 01:20:30.630
it could be shows, movies, games. Could be anything.

01:20:31.449 --> 01:20:34.869
But Aiden knows. So while we were sleeping, this

01:20:34.869 --> 01:20:37.770
week Aiden, what did we miss? You missed this

01:20:37.770 --> 01:20:42.310
movie. that I recently watched and I loved, and

01:20:42.310 --> 01:20:46.050
I found out it came out in 2019. Okay. So you're

01:20:46.050 --> 01:20:48.689
talking over six years ago, and I didn't hear

01:20:48.689 --> 01:20:50.909
about it. I was sleeping on it. You slept on

01:20:50.909 --> 01:20:54.010
it. I slept on it, but I awoken. I become woke,

01:20:54.130 --> 01:20:56.329
and now I share the woke with you all. Thank

01:20:56.329 --> 01:20:59.550
you for doing that. A movie titled The Dead Don't

01:20:59.550 --> 01:21:04.149
Die. Oh, that's hilarious already. Yes. So this

01:21:04.149 --> 01:21:07.840
came out in 2019. The is Bill Murray in that?

01:21:08.140 --> 01:21:11.279
Yeah. Ah, yeah. I remember now. Yeah. Have you

01:21:11.279 --> 01:21:13.739
seen it or you saw trailer? Nope. I saw the trail.

01:21:13.800 --> 01:21:18.060
Oh, it is fucking awesome. So here's the overview

01:21:18.649 --> 01:21:21.949
In the sleepy small town of Centerville, something

01:21:21.949 --> 01:21:24.970
is not quite right. The moon hangs large and

01:21:24.970 --> 01:21:27.430
low in the sky. The hours of daylight are becoming

01:21:27.430 --> 01:21:30.229
unpredictable. Animals are beginning to exhibit

01:21:30.229 --> 01:21:33.430
unusual behaviors. News reports are scary. The

01:21:33.430 --> 01:21:36.069
scientists are concerned. But no one foresees

01:21:36.069 --> 01:21:38.710
the strangest and most dangerous repercussion

01:21:38.710 --> 01:21:41.409
that will start plaguing Centerville. The dead

01:21:41.409 --> 01:21:44.170
rise from their graves and feast on the living.

01:21:44.729 --> 01:21:48.130
The citizens must battle to survive. Oh no. Now

01:21:48.130 --> 01:21:52.189
this movie got panned. IMDB gave it a 5 -4, Rotten

01:21:52.189 --> 01:21:57.050
Tomatoes 54, Prime Video 5 .4, but the audience

01:21:57.050 --> 01:22:01.329
reviews 89%. So it's exactly what you were mentioning

01:22:01.329 --> 01:22:04.130
earlier in the show. You can tell, okay, it's

01:22:04.130 --> 01:22:07.189
just gonna be good. And it was fucking awesome.

01:22:07.909 --> 01:22:11.550
It was cheesy, it was campy, it was self -aware,

01:22:11.930 --> 01:22:15.510
the fourth wall breaks, the calls to like, producers

01:22:15.510 --> 01:22:20.020
and writers. It is. That's good. Awesome. It's

01:22:20.020 --> 01:22:25.500
funny, it's charming, and the cast is nuts. Yeah,

01:22:25.779 --> 01:22:27.739
I, well I just, I pulled that up real quick.

01:22:27.840 --> 01:22:31.939
Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tilda Swinston, Danny

01:22:31.939 --> 01:22:35.319
Glover, Sarah Driver, Selena Gomez, Steve Buscemi,

01:22:35.619 --> 01:22:42.859
Tom Waltz, Iggy Pop, RZA, you got huge names

01:22:42.859 --> 01:22:46.039
in there. That is. Huge names in there and it

01:22:46.039 --> 01:22:49.119
just people slept on it. Oh, they sure did it

01:22:49.119 --> 01:22:52.840
didn't deserve that did not Didn't deserve that

01:22:52.840 --> 01:22:57.159
one bit. So the dead don't die. I highly recommend

01:22:57.159 --> 01:23:01.020
the dead don't die. It's amazing. It's just funny

01:23:01.020 --> 01:23:05.579
and Charming and if you're if you've got an hour

01:23:05.579 --> 01:23:09.800
and a half free this evening watch it That is

01:23:09.800 --> 01:23:11.279
a good call, Aiden. That is definitely a good

01:23:11.279 --> 01:23:14.199
call. So while we were sleeping, we missed that

01:23:14.199 --> 01:23:17.180
gem. Cult classic, I think. Future cult classic.

01:23:17.340 --> 01:23:18.760
We could put it in there for sure. Absolutely.

01:23:18.960 --> 01:23:20.939
It's right up there with Renfield in my eyes,

01:23:21.220 --> 01:23:22.920
as far as cult classics. Yeah, okay. I'll give

01:23:22.920 --> 01:23:24.640
you that one for sure. It's like modern day cult

01:23:24.640 --> 01:23:26.300
classics. Yeah, no doubt. Well, Nicolas Cage

01:23:26.300 --> 01:23:27.560
is in it. That's all you can say. Nicolas Cage

01:23:27.560 --> 01:23:29.539
is a fucking G. I love that name. He's great.

01:23:29.659 --> 01:23:34.180
Oh yeah. He's amazing. Anyway, that is what occurred

01:23:34.180 --> 01:23:38.140
when we slept. Now we know. Will... Be right

01:23:38.140 --> 01:23:41.960
back with the world of weird news and we're gonna

01:23:41.960 --> 01:24:06.069
drink some beer. So crack one open with us. All

01:24:06.069 --> 01:24:09.710
right, we are back, everybody. We're in the home

01:24:09.710 --> 01:24:15.750
stretch. And today we have a beer review. The

01:24:15.750 --> 01:24:22.210
official beer review. Trademark. Trademark. I

01:24:22.210 --> 01:24:25.569
have to say, the people that know me know I'm

01:24:25.569 --> 01:24:29.430
a PBR guy. Big PBR man. I have a handful of bars

01:24:29.430 --> 01:24:32.329
where I'm either regular or a semi -regular.

01:24:33.130 --> 01:24:35.649
And I walk in and they put a PBR on the counter.

01:24:35.770 --> 01:24:37.810
Like, I don't have to say a word. Beautiful.

01:24:38.770 --> 01:24:42.069
And I love that. For me. Yeah, yeah. I love that.

01:24:42.550 --> 01:24:44.829
It's a sign of respect. It's a sign of respect.

01:24:45.590 --> 01:24:51.470
And so, that being the case, Aidan, all his wisdom,

01:24:51.750 --> 01:24:54.149
thought, hey, I have an idea for this week's

01:24:54.149 --> 01:24:56.630
review, and lo and behold, it's PBR. But it's

01:24:56.630 --> 01:25:01.270
not just any PBR, is it? It's PBR Extra. So it's

01:25:01.270 --> 01:25:04.409
the PBR in a black can, and it... It looks pretty

01:25:04.409 --> 01:25:06.350
slick. Let me tell you it's cool. I like the

01:25:06.350 --> 01:25:10.829
packaging so PBR of course established in the

01:25:10.829 --> 01:25:16.149
mid 1800s Petbridge farm remembers in Milwaukee,

01:25:16.270 --> 01:25:18.789
but I believe the brewery is out of Texas these

01:25:18.789 --> 01:25:22.310
days So PBR extra is just an American lager with

01:25:22.310 --> 01:25:25.430
a higher ABV so I believe that means they just

01:25:25.430 --> 01:25:29.289
add more malt and grains to it ferment it for

01:25:29.289 --> 01:25:31.770
longer that higher ABV that would make sense

01:25:31.770 --> 01:25:36.090
so Being the PBR man yourself. Yes, sir. You

01:25:36.090 --> 01:25:40.010
are going to have to give More most of the reaction

01:25:40.010 --> 01:25:43.529
because I believe we tried a lager on a recent

01:25:43.529 --> 01:25:48.390
show. We did the play hard Purdue Boilermakers

01:25:48.390 --> 01:25:51.369
lager. Yeah, that was good. That was super smooth

01:25:51.369 --> 01:25:53.409
So we're doing another lager, but this one's

01:25:53.409 --> 01:25:57.210
got the history of you being mr. Peeber I am

01:25:57.210 --> 01:26:00.329
in fact, mr. Peeber there. There's no there's

01:26:00.329 --> 01:26:03.560
no doubt. There's no doubt about that And so

01:26:03.560 --> 01:26:07.520
we are going to see the smell test. On the nose?

01:26:07.840 --> 01:26:09.920
It's anything different? No, smells like PBR.

01:26:10.159 --> 01:26:12.739
Smells like PBR. For sure. As a matter of fact,

01:26:12.760 --> 01:26:15.300
here's something fun before I take a sip. Submit

01:26:15.300 --> 01:26:18.880
a bar that I used to frequent. And so somebody

01:26:18.880 --> 01:26:21.199
had said, oh, you know, this and this, they all

01:26:21.199 --> 01:26:23.720
taste the same. And I think they put, it was

01:26:23.720 --> 01:26:25.359
either two or three beers in front of me. I can't

01:26:25.359 --> 01:26:30.600
remember which, but I think it was like PBR in

01:26:30.600 --> 01:26:34.699
Coors Banquet. and something else. And they're

01:26:34.699 --> 01:26:36.359
like, these all taste the same. And I was like,

01:26:36.500 --> 01:26:38.100
bloop, bloop, bloop, taking them. And they're

01:26:38.100 --> 01:26:40.720
just like, and I think somebody else tried the

01:26:40.720 --> 01:26:42.279
challenge, too. And they're like, man, I don't

01:26:42.279 --> 01:26:44.239
know. And I was just like, this, this, and this.

01:26:44.479 --> 01:26:47.819
And that's just like right on the money. It's

01:26:47.819 --> 01:26:51.060
just like, man, what a skill. You know? It's

01:26:51.060 --> 01:26:54.159
like, I drink PBR and I know things. That's just

01:26:54.159 --> 01:26:57.119
the way it is. And people's palates are more

01:26:57.119 --> 01:27:00.199
or less sensitive, right? So being able to taste

01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:02.899
the difference. Between different loggers, you

01:27:02.899 --> 01:27:04.880
know people taste the difference between IPAs

01:27:04.880 --> 01:27:07.020
and everything. Yes, same diff, you know, it's

01:27:07.020 --> 01:27:10.380
just what you have more More taste buds in or

01:27:10.380 --> 01:27:13.359
more experience trying. So yeah, I would agree

01:27:13.359 --> 01:27:18.380
So here we go PBR extra slantcha everybody. Hmm

01:27:18.380 --> 01:27:23.220
slantcha. Oh That is much more multi than a PBR.

01:27:23.479 --> 01:27:27.300
Yep, isn't it? Yeah Yeah, that's malt forward

01:27:27.300 --> 01:27:31.899
sweeter Definitely sweeter than a PBR. Hmm, that

01:27:31.899 --> 01:27:35.180
is good. Smooth. Smooth and sweet. You know?

01:27:35.340 --> 01:27:38.359
For sure. Yeah, I like it. It's bready. Kinda

01:27:38.359 --> 01:27:41.239
tastes like pumpernickel. Ha! It's funny you

01:27:41.239 --> 01:27:44.220
mention that. Kinda sorta. Yeah, in a way. Kinda

01:27:44.220 --> 01:27:48.300
sorta. Wow. That is really good, actually. That

01:27:48.300 --> 01:27:51.020
is quite tasty. And I believe regular PBR is

01:27:51.020 --> 01:27:53.560
4 -5 % or something. This is six and a half.

01:27:53.640 --> 01:27:55.979
This is six and a half. So that's where the word

01:27:55.979 --> 01:27:59.949
extra comes from. But... Now, I see these are

01:27:59.949 --> 01:28:03.850
in the smaller, what, the 12 12 -ers? Yep. Typically,

01:28:04.170 --> 01:28:06.670
if you go out into restaurants and bars, they

01:28:06.670 --> 01:28:10.409
have the 16. Yeah, the pints. So I don't know

01:28:10.409 --> 01:28:13.050
if these come in that 16. I don't believe so.

01:28:13.590 --> 01:28:15.449
I think. These are kind of rare to find, though.

01:28:15.609 --> 01:28:18.710
I mean. My background for anyone that doesn't

01:28:18.710 --> 01:28:22.130
know is I work for the distribution company that

01:28:22.130 --> 01:28:25.729
moves a lot of beer and energy drinks in different

01:28:25.729 --> 01:28:29.369
waters and stuff in northwestern, Indiana, Chicagoland

01:28:29.369 --> 01:28:33.310
and This is one of the products. We carry it

01:28:33.310 --> 01:28:37.050
does not move as much as regular PBR does so

01:28:37.050 --> 01:28:41.770
Well, that makes sense. Yeah But I like it, you

01:28:41.770 --> 01:28:47.130
know Smooth it's sweet. It's a logger Lagers

01:28:47.130 --> 01:28:50.510
aren't necessarily my forte, but I do enjoy this.

01:28:50.550 --> 01:28:54.069
This is a nice easy drinking beer This would

01:28:54.069 --> 01:28:56.970
be perfect for a summer day. Yeah, it's it's

01:28:56.970 --> 01:28:58.250
definitely it's definitely a little different

01:28:58.250 --> 01:29:02.470
on the tongue than your standard PBR So I think

01:29:02.470 --> 01:29:04.550
it's that a little bit of extra malt. I think

01:29:04.550 --> 01:29:07.550
yes kind of what you're getting In that but it's

01:29:07.550 --> 01:29:10.640
not overwhelming. Let me be clear It's not overwhelming

01:29:10.640 --> 01:29:13.680
at all. It's still very smooth. And I know Aiden

01:29:13.680 --> 01:29:17.479
had these stored very cold. So I'm not sure if

01:29:17.479 --> 01:29:19.520
it were more room temperature, if I would enjoy

01:29:19.520 --> 01:29:22.720
it. Oh, yeah. And multi -beverage is warm, kind

01:29:22.720 --> 01:29:27.380
of eh. But this ice cold, like you have it, excellent.

01:29:27.439 --> 01:29:31.399
Beautiful. Yes, I would agree. And I'm not a

01:29:31.399 --> 01:29:36.210
huge lager guy. Typically, I enjoy my... Hazy

01:29:36.210 --> 01:29:40.050
or juicy IPAs. I love stouts and porters anything

01:29:40.050 --> 01:29:42.850
anything with some bitterness and sweetness to

01:29:42.850 --> 01:29:46.350
it. I'm a big fan of but This is really tasty.

01:29:46.369 --> 01:29:50.170
I mean I could go Anywhere but out of five I

01:29:50.170 --> 01:29:52.850
could go anywhere between two five to three on

01:29:52.850 --> 01:29:55.630
this sure which is I mean that's good for a lager

01:29:55.630 --> 01:29:59.789
Yeah in my eyes And I'm more of a PBR guy so

01:29:59.789 --> 01:30:01.949
my readings a little bit higher. I go solid three

01:30:01.949 --> 01:30:05.149
and a half I think PBR in general will be about

01:30:05.149 --> 01:30:09.949
a 3 .5 to 3 .75 for me, so this is very good.

01:30:10.649 --> 01:30:12.909
If someone had it at a party or was at a restaurant,

01:30:12.909 --> 01:30:15.449
I would order it. I definitely would. It's very

01:30:15.449 --> 01:30:18.729
good and refreshing. To me, especially since

01:30:18.729 --> 01:30:21.729
we're approaching summer, I like those beers

01:30:21.729 --> 01:30:24.630
that you can yank out of the fridge. You've been

01:30:24.630 --> 01:30:26.869
doing yard work for two hours and you're hot

01:30:26.869 --> 01:30:28.970
and you're pouring sweat and you come inside

01:30:28.970 --> 01:30:32.350
and you grab that ice cold beer and like this.

01:30:32.800 --> 01:30:35.399
this would be in that collection. Yes. For me,

01:30:35.560 --> 01:30:38.579
of like, big bags I would grab. It's really good.

01:30:38.859 --> 01:30:41.039
Yeah. I enjoyed it. I agree. Like, it's got the

01:30:41.039 --> 01:30:44.939
heart of a PBR, but the malt of a steel reserve,

01:30:45.020 --> 01:30:47.600
but it doesn't punch you in the dick like a steel

01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:50.960
reserve does. Yes. You know? Agreed. It is, it

01:30:50.960 --> 01:30:54.619
is very smooth. So, yeah, I like it. Yeah, no

01:30:54.619 --> 01:30:56.899
doubt. Very good. So, highly recommend it. Once

01:30:56.899 --> 01:30:59.649
again, Paps with a Ribbon Extra. Six and a half

01:30:59.649 --> 01:31:02.390
percent. Check it out. It's good stuff. Yeah.

01:31:02.409 --> 01:31:04.289
Comes in that black can. Looks pretty slick.

01:31:04.529 --> 01:31:06.949
The can is neat looking. Not sponsored. Per you.

01:31:07.029 --> 01:31:11.210
Well, and you know, PBR Let's Talk. You should.

01:31:12.350 --> 01:31:16.310
I've consumed a lot of your beverage and mention

01:31:16.310 --> 01:31:20.470
it often on various podcasts, radio shows, you

01:31:20.470 --> 01:31:23.630
name it. And I think I think there should be

01:31:23.630 --> 01:31:25.229
some love. Yeah, I think there should be some

01:31:25.229 --> 01:31:28.989
lies should be the mark mo show as Presented

01:31:28.989 --> 01:31:31.369
by yes, perhaps we're urban. We got to work on

01:31:31.369 --> 01:31:33.829
that. Yeah, we should and honestly It might be

01:31:33.829 --> 01:31:35.810
one of those things like they do in the movies

01:31:35.810 --> 01:31:38.670
where they put like tape over the Apple logo

01:31:38.670 --> 01:31:41.789
on MacBooks because Apple didn't give them any

01:31:41.789 --> 01:31:44.189
money for it, correct So maybe we have to stop

01:31:44.189 --> 01:31:47.890
mentioning PBR for them to notice like oh shit

01:31:47.890 --> 01:31:50.329
They're not talking about us anymore. Give them

01:31:50.329 --> 01:31:53.460
money And like a jilted lover. Exactly. They'll

01:31:53.460 --> 01:31:55.779
come right back into the camp. I get it. I get

01:31:55.779 --> 01:31:57.859
it. I like the way you think. I like the way

01:31:57.859 --> 01:32:00.979
you think. Cast that line. Cast line. I love

01:32:00.979 --> 01:32:04.779
it. Well, go on and get some. Yeah. Or if there's

01:32:04.779 --> 01:32:07.460
a beer you want us to charge. Yes. Charge. Try.

01:32:08.560 --> 01:32:11.220
And then we'll, I'll charge it. That's how I'll

01:32:11.220 --> 01:32:13.760
buy it. Yeah. We will put it on the charge card.

01:32:14.039 --> 01:32:15.300
And then we'll drink it. And then we'll drink

01:32:15.300 --> 01:32:17.000
it. Right. Yeah. So if there's something you

01:32:17.000 --> 01:32:19.640
want us to try. Hit us up. And also let us know

01:32:19.640 --> 01:32:22.819
what you're trying, at home. No doubt. For certainly.

01:32:23.819 --> 01:32:26.520
Now is the final segment of the day. What would

01:32:26.520 --> 01:32:32.000
that be? You know, the world of weird news. Let's

01:32:32.000 --> 01:32:35.640
go. The world is indeed filled with weird ass

01:32:35.640 --> 01:32:39.199
news. Damn right. You know, we could just do

01:32:39.199 --> 01:32:41.960
this segment based out of Florida. That is true.

01:32:42.079 --> 01:32:43.739
And there were some shows we've done that. Yeah.

01:32:44.199 --> 01:32:47.319
But this one, this out of New Zealand, this is

01:32:47.319 --> 01:32:49.319
the second one I've had out of New Zealand. New

01:32:49.319 --> 01:32:52.140
Zealand is a fun place. It is. It's got character.

01:32:52.199 --> 01:32:55.279
It does. It does. A plucky spirit. It definitely

01:32:55.279 --> 01:32:59.579
does. I give it two thumbs up. The Blobfish,

01:32:59.819 --> 01:33:02.039
world's ugliest animal, wins New Zealand's Fish

01:33:02.039 --> 01:33:04.300
of the Year award. Didn't know they had that.

01:33:04.979 --> 01:33:08.449
How did it win? This had to have been like a

01:33:08.449 --> 01:33:11.430
crowd vote. Yeah. Yeah. That dude looks like

01:33:11.430 --> 01:33:15.430
a booger. It's bad. Yeah. It's really... So,

01:33:15.470 --> 01:33:17.470
okay. The blobfish, once dubbed the world's ugliest

01:33:17.470 --> 01:33:19.829
animal, has been named Fish of the Year by a

01:33:19.829 --> 01:33:23.569
New Zealand environmental group. Honestly, you

01:33:23.569 --> 01:33:25.710
have a picture of the blobfish right in front

01:33:25.710 --> 01:33:27.949
of us. Yes. It kind of looks like one of my coworkers.

01:33:28.409 --> 01:33:31.229
Oh, no. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not gonna say

01:33:31.229 --> 01:33:33.109
which one. It looks like one of my coworkers,

01:33:33.409 --> 01:33:38.949
though. He looks like a sad... bald 60 -year

01:33:38.949 --> 01:33:43.449
-old Polish guy. He's just grumpy. Yeah, it looks

01:33:43.449 --> 01:33:45.750
like you dipped Squidward tentacles in bleach.

01:33:46.189 --> 01:33:48.609
Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good comment

01:33:48.609 --> 01:33:51.010
there. He's got a big ass nose. Why does fish

01:33:51.010 --> 01:33:55.020
need a nose? You don't need gills, bro. No, Lee

01:33:55.020 --> 01:33:57.500
and like as big and disgusting and slimy as he's

01:33:57.500 --> 01:33:58.840
he's got these little fins I'm like, how does

01:33:58.840 --> 01:34:02.020
that move you anywhere? Right and stupid fucking

01:34:02.020 --> 01:34:04.220
mouth that almost looks like he's got a five

01:34:04.220 --> 01:34:07.300
o 'clock shadow Yeah, no, no, that's that's no

01:34:07.300 --> 01:34:10.319
that's no good If I caught one of those I would

01:34:10.319 --> 01:34:12.359
shriek and then I would yeah back I'd be like

01:34:12.359 --> 01:34:14.659
my friend you get to live. It looks like an inbred

01:34:14.659 --> 01:34:20.890
whale Yeah like a whale bread with a 60 year

01:34:20.890 --> 01:34:24.350
old grumpy Polish man. Exactly. Yeah. Looks like

01:34:24.350 --> 01:34:28.270
some politicians out of Georgia. Yes. Yeah. Oh,

01:34:28.270 --> 01:34:30.829
no doubt. That's terrifying. You know who we're

01:34:30.829 --> 01:34:34.069
talking about. Hey, oh, I do. The blobfish, previously

01:34:34.069 --> 01:34:36.170
known for its unusual and somewhat unattractive

01:34:36.170 --> 01:34:38.789
appearance, has experienced a surprising turn

01:34:38.789 --> 01:34:40.970
of events. Last week, the blobfish was crowned

01:34:40.970 --> 01:34:42.930
fish of the year by a New Zealand environmental

01:34:42.930 --> 01:34:46.189
organization. According to Sky News, the Mountain

01:34:46.189 --> 01:34:49.760
to Sea Conservation Trust This is a mouthful.

01:34:50.779 --> 01:34:53.140
Holds the annual competition to raise awareness

01:34:53.140 --> 01:34:56.159
about the country's diverse marine and freshwater

01:34:56.159 --> 01:34:59.420
life. This year, the blobfish won the title with

01:34:59.420 --> 01:35:04.680
nearly 1 ,300 votes out of over 5 ,500 cast,

01:35:05.520 --> 01:35:08.770
proving. That beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

01:35:09.090 --> 01:35:11.289
That's exactly what I was thinking. I love the

01:35:11.289 --> 01:35:12.949
way they write their articles in New Zealand,

01:35:13.170 --> 01:35:15.869
man. This kills me. And highlighting the importance

01:35:15.869 --> 01:35:19.590
of even the most unusual creatures in the ecosystem.

01:35:19.829 --> 01:35:21.829
You're damn right. The creature, which grows

01:35:21.829 --> 01:35:25.489
to about 12 inches. It's a good size. Is known

01:35:25.489 --> 01:35:31.670
affectionately as Mr. Blobby. And is the. Mr.

01:35:31.829 --> 01:35:36.250
Blobby. Mr. Blobby. It is the official mascot

01:35:36.250 --> 01:35:40.430
of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. That's

01:35:40.430 --> 01:35:43.930
a society? Ugly animal. Can I add myself to their

01:35:43.930 --> 01:35:47.189
list? I'm planning on it. I'm planning on adding

01:35:47.189 --> 01:35:52.250
myself. It has a bulbous head. Yes. And loose,

01:35:52.449 --> 01:35:55.010
flabby skin and lives in the deep sea, mainly

01:35:55.010 --> 01:35:58.350
off the southeastern coast of mainland Australia,

01:35:58.949 --> 01:36:01.939
the Australian island of Tasmania. And New Zealand,

01:36:01.939 --> 01:36:03.560
well, that checks out. Known for their devils.

01:36:03.779 --> 01:36:06.600
Oh, they are. The species is believed to be able

01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:12.239
to live to 130 years old and is slow growing

01:36:12.239 --> 01:36:15.020
and slow moving. I could have told you that.

01:36:15.340 --> 01:36:18.899
Based on those fins. Absolutely. Konrad Kurta,

01:36:18.960 --> 01:36:21.560
a spokesman from the Mountains to Sea Conversation

01:36:21.560 --> 01:36:23.439
Trust that runs the annual competition, told

01:36:23.439 --> 01:36:29.039
The Guardian, it sort of sits there and waits

01:36:29.039 --> 01:36:32.560
for prey to come very close. and practically

01:36:32.560 --> 01:36:36.479
walk into its mouth before it eats them. Wow.

01:36:37.699 --> 01:36:42.140
He says it is also a dedicated parent. with females

01:36:42.140 --> 01:36:45.880
laying up to 100 ,000 eggs in a single nest,

01:36:46.340 --> 01:36:50.060
which they protect until they hatch. Wow. The

01:36:50.060 --> 01:36:53.000
fish found fame over a decade ago after a crew

01:36:53.000 --> 01:36:55.619
member on a New Zealand research vessel snapped

01:36:55.619 --> 01:37:00.020
a photograph of the rarely seen animal. Its distinctive

01:37:00.020 --> 01:37:03.500
appearance was quickly adopted into meme culture.

01:37:04.060 --> 01:37:08.100
My god. So I highly recommend, ladies and gentlemen,

01:37:08.800 --> 01:37:14.689
Google. Blobfish, or Mr. Blobby. That's nuts.

01:37:15.229 --> 01:37:19.310
Yes. I love that method, too. If you have a lifespan

01:37:19.310 --> 01:37:23.670
of 100 some odd years, and you're lazy, and ugly,

01:37:24.829 --> 01:37:27.489
that's all you have to do to win awards. That's

01:37:27.489 --> 01:37:30.050
it. That's really... It's like, my god, if my

01:37:30.050 --> 01:37:32.489
life expectancy was only bigger, I might be able

01:37:32.489 --> 01:37:34.890
to win an award for something. You might be able

01:37:34.890 --> 01:37:37.640
to pull something. Mr. Blobby, he's got it figured

01:37:37.640 --> 01:37:40.699
out. I love the fact that they just like wait

01:37:40.699 --> 01:37:42.880
until prey gets near and then just like open

01:37:42.880 --> 01:37:49.680
their mouths And the fact they are able to live

01:37:49.680 --> 01:37:52.859
that long means like other fish probably swim

01:37:52.859 --> 01:37:56.760
up to it like oh, I'm gonna ah Yeah, well Boy,

01:37:56.760 --> 01:37:59.000
look at the time. I gotta feed the hog, wash

01:37:59.000 --> 01:38:02.140
the car, wash the car, laundry Yeah, the other

01:38:02.140 --> 01:38:04.180
fish check out there knowing hell I'm eating

01:38:04.180 --> 01:38:09.199
that thing They're the perfect fish. 100 ,000

01:38:09.199 --> 01:38:11.779
eggs in a nest. It's a lot of eggs. It's crazy.

01:38:11.859 --> 01:38:15.680
It's a lot of blobs. Wow. Impressive. Impressive

01:38:15.680 --> 01:38:19.239
numbers. All right. Who's joining Mr. Blobby

01:38:19.239 --> 01:38:23.359
this week? Mr. Blobby this week? I've got a story.

01:38:23.979 --> 01:38:30.060
OK. ABC News 12. KSAT. Hey. Florida Man. Of course.

01:38:30.640 --> 01:38:35.079
dressed as Fred Flintstone, pulled over for driving

01:38:35.079 --> 01:38:43.079
footmobile. No freaking way. The story is out

01:38:43.079 --> 01:38:48.380
of ABC 12 by Jeff Tavis, out of Wesley Chapel,

01:38:48.380 --> 01:38:51.899
Florida. Town I'm not familiar with. A Florida

01:38:51.899 --> 01:38:55.239
man, of course Florida man, was pulled over by

01:38:55.239 --> 01:38:58.430
law enforcement and given a citation. All sounds

01:38:58.430 --> 01:39:00.829
normal until you learn that he was dressed as

01:39:00.829 --> 01:39:03.909
Fred Flintstone and the vehicle he was driving

01:39:03.909 --> 01:39:07.050
was the footmobile made famous by the popular

01:39:07.050 --> 01:39:13.329
cartoon show. Oh no. They add, but before you

01:39:13.329 --> 01:39:16.770
go all T -Rex on the cops, understand it was

01:39:16.770 --> 01:39:19.310
all fun. Apparently the 5 -0 was in on the bit.

01:39:19.529 --> 01:39:26.279
Uh -huh. Yeah, Don Swartz, aka The Fred Flintstone,

01:39:26.619 --> 01:39:30.039
was driving around Pasco County area in his smart

01:39:30.039 --> 01:39:34.920
car disguised as the foot mobile. Pasco County

01:39:34.920 --> 01:39:38.380
deputy pulled him over for allegedly speeding

01:39:38.380 --> 01:39:41.520
in the neighborhood and issued him a notice to

01:39:41.520 --> 01:39:46.810
appear. their social media page So it was all

01:39:46.810 --> 01:39:49.729
a bit like he was doing a bit Five -o found out

01:39:49.729 --> 01:39:51.729
and then they got in on the bed they got in on

01:39:51.729 --> 01:39:54.569
so it was all in good fun, but it's still one

01:39:54.569 --> 01:39:57.710
of those things where it's like Honestly, it's

01:39:57.710 --> 01:40:00.850
the news organization pulling some strings like

01:40:00.850 --> 01:40:03.170
Florida man dressed it pulled over for driving

01:40:03.170 --> 01:40:06.090
footmobile like now five I was in on it, but

01:40:06.090 --> 01:40:09.939
what got me was the images. And I know this is

01:40:09.939 --> 01:40:12.739
an audio podcast, so you can't necessarily see

01:40:12.739 --> 01:40:16.180
the images right now as a listener, but we'll

01:40:16.180 --> 01:40:19.199
put them up on socials. Yes. We will put them

01:40:19.199 --> 01:40:21.800
up on socials. You will see these images. They

01:40:21.800 --> 01:40:26.020
are as beautiful and perfect as you could ever

01:40:26.020 --> 01:40:30.239
expect. Amazing. I mean, it's something special.

01:40:30.539 --> 01:40:34.539
He went full in on the costume. He went full

01:40:34.539 --> 01:40:36.819
in on the costume. He dressed up his smart car.

01:40:37.079 --> 01:40:41.579
to fit it perfectly. So we will put those on

01:40:41.579 --> 01:40:43.260
the socials, you'll be able to see the smart

01:40:43.260 --> 01:40:46.800
car, but just, I don't know how Florida man always

01:40:46.800 --> 01:40:49.439
does it. Always does it. And the thing that got

01:40:49.439 --> 01:40:52.640
me about that whole story is the fact, right,

01:40:52.760 --> 01:40:56.119
the Fred Flintstone mobile, powered by your feet,

01:40:56.520 --> 01:40:58.359
arrested for speeding. How fast is he running,

01:40:58.739 --> 01:41:01.899
man? It's like Usain Bolt doing this shit. I

01:41:01.899 --> 01:41:06.819
mean, holy cow. Oh, man. Yeah, I feel like that

01:41:06.819 --> 01:41:09.020
may have been part of the bit of like, A, you're

01:41:09.020 --> 01:41:12.680
in a smart car, and B, you're on foot in the

01:41:12.680 --> 01:41:15.340
smart car. But yeah, it was... If you're the

01:41:15.340 --> 01:41:17.880
cop, don't you kind of go up and be like, hey...

01:41:17.880 --> 01:41:21.039
Yabba dabba don't speed anymore. Yeah, right.

01:41:21.420 --> 01:41:23.100
I mean you got if you're if you're into the bit

01:41:23.100 --> 01:41:25.520
You have to full lean you have to fully you have

01:41:25.520 --> 01:41:27.779
to fully I agree with that. There's no doubt

01:41:27.779 --> 01:41:31.460
God bless, Florida men. Oh, they they keep they

01:41:31.460 --> 01:41:33.699
keep this segment. How do they keep getting away

01:41:33.699 --> 01:41:37.699
with it? I know yeah, totally Well, that's it

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