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enjoy the show. What's up everyone welcome to season one episode five of
the Mark Mo show. My name is Mark Maloney. Hi, I'm your host along with AK219's very own
Aidan Maloney. Aidan how are you? Beautiful. It's beautiful outside, beautiful outlook for the weekend.
Fake spring number one. Fake spring number one that's right. I'm hoping it leads smoothly into
real spring because usually when it's fake spring we usually get hit with like negative temperatures
a couple days down the road or like half a foot of snow. Exactly. Yeah, I'm hoping to avoid that
because this fake spring has really really gotten my hopes up. Feeling the sunshine on my skin is
just there's nothing like it. You know? Well yeah, and you do a lot of work outdoors so that must
been pleasant today. Very pleasant. Very remarkably pleasant and it's just it's a good day for a
weekend. Every day is a good day for a weekend so I'm very excited and especially because it's
episode five and five is a nice round number almost half of it's half of a nice round number.
It is half of a nice round number which is very exciting. It's one more than four so
that's very true. Exactly. We level up every episode and it seems like your vocal chords
level down every episode. For those of you not in the know. Sorry to call you out. I
know no that's okay and it's a little bit of foreshadowing because I haven't talked about my
radio show yet but I produce a radio show locally here in the Midwest and it's called
After Hours. It's got a lot of Celtic punk and and alt music and things like that. Good stuff. Good
stuff. I have had an A.I. DJ that I created to do my shows the last three weeks. A little text
to speech kind of kind of vibes. Yes, yep. Very good. And she's done a great job. She might be
hired full time. We're gonna have to see how this goes. But my my okay I guess it's best to start
this way. I some respiratory thing was going around the area and I picked it up. I got it
and that was a few days or whatever but instead of it getting better it kind of got worse and I'm
like what the heck's going on. Well turn into full blown bronchitis and you can't do anything for that.
You have to let bronchitis run its course and that's usually seven to ten days. So that ran its
course. I had like more mucus than anything that has mucus on this planet. There's that one weird
sea urchin thing that's like full of mucus. I'm sure if you google it you can figure it out. The only
thing coming to mind is the blobfish but that literally just looks like mucus in the harness.
It really does. In a way. It really does. It's terrifying. And so I was the globfish for about
ten days. So that starts clearing up and I'm like oh thank god you know we're at the tail end of this
thing and all of a sudden my throat just like starts killing me and I'm like okay that sucks.
And I think sore throat what's next but nothing's next is sore throat day two. Sore throat day three.
I'm like what the hell and it's it's kind of weird because most sore throats are up kind of
closer to the mouth. Right. And it gets kind of red. Mine is like down below the Adam's apple.
Sorry for all these technical terms. Right. But it's kind of down there and like if I gently press
on it it like hurts like hell. So I'm like oh okay that's kind of where the vocal cords are. So
I'm sure I've messed that up. Yeah if we have any WebMD armchair doctors out there that want to scare
us a little bit. Sure. We just know what's going on. If I have some debilitating disease I'm going
to die tomorrow let me know. Right. That would really that'd be some important information
most definitely but at any rate you know we produce new content weekly on all podcast platforms
and YouTube and we also have some one-off interviews coming your way. We just did one with YMCA. You
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very true as well. Time is relative. Time is time is relative and and they told me there'd be no
math. Right. And nor would we be trying to figure out times and time zones and and and work with
my vocal cords here folks. This reminds me there was back when we had quiz time on AK-219 and one
of Kevin's questions to me was how many time zones are there on the globe and I just looked at
and I was like 24. Right. He was like oh how did you get that so fast. I'm like oh Kevin how many
hours are there in a day buddy. And he was like oh my gosh that makes a lot of sense. I'm like yeah
yes or it does. Speaking of that catch out our our guy Kevin and a lovely guy's being dudes
AK-219 good stuff there. Now we're going to get into something a little dangerous territory
just a little bit you know some some danger almost like flying is okay that's all foreshadowing
there. We're largely in a political zone. We usually don't jump into this arena one way or the
other because we just like to have fun but if we can have fun at their expense why the hell not.
That's true poking and prodding does not you know it's a different plane. It is speaking of planes
speaking of planes. I love it. We're killing it. We like to laugh and have fun and stare clear
things like this but shits getting crazy folks and and I mean look Canadians are boing the
U.S. national anthem at hockey games. Canadians what kind of rap bastards are we turning into
the Canadians are booing us. It's devastating. It's devastating. I mean they're not booing me
I haven't changed. That's true. They're not booing you. They're right. They're booing another asshole
right and and his friends a group of assholes right that are causing havoc. A powerful group.
A sadly sad sad but true. So speaking of those assholes the new administration here in America
is in the first hundred days and so far it's gone as awfully as you think it could. We have a bunch
of unqualified schmucks leading America's most important agencies. Speaking of schmucks Elon
schmuck Gestapo boys are traipsing through the Social Security Administration and other agencies
to discover gross overspending and corruption. Dead people are receiving benefits. Nope. Nope.
Eight billion dollar oversight. No it was eight million. Right. Interesting. They've had cuts
at the CDC the FDA. I just think it was today I heard NOAA and the weather agencies they cut
there as well. Now we got viruses and diseases on the rise including avian flu which is affecting
egg production causing the increase in guess what prices at the grocery store. How about that curious
and on top of all that he's shredding independent oversight education and the FAA.
So since taking over and removing hundreds of employees at the FAA air fatalities more than
doubled. We have helicopters colliding with airliners on approach small planes colliding with other
planes on the ground and TSP officials maintain their travel is vastly safer than traveling by
automobile. Well yeah I mean people fly twice a year maybe. Right. And you drive every day.
Right. It's numbers. It's a numbers game. That's true. It is a numbers game.
Anyway consumer confidence in the airline safety has dipped from 71 to 64 percent
and I took that from about three or four days ago so might even be worse now.
Most recently Midway Airport a Southwest airline airliner was on approach and about to land
and a small private jet right across. I saw that right across and the dude like saw it and at last
second pulled back up pulled up hard. Yeah. And was able to avoid it. But you know when you start
making a lot of cuts and there's firings and all these other things are uncertain and things that
this shit happens. Yeah. So I would be very interested to hear your take on just shit that's
going on. It's super disturbing. We've covered heavy the FAA the airlines the issues with that.
And that's that's just disturbing. Right. Because in the US we don't have things like
good public transit. We don't have that. We don't have trains that cross country bullet trains.
No. We've got the Amtrak but that's pretty dog ass. Ancient. Yeah. So the only way to travel in the
US reasonably speaking is by car or by plane. Yep. And internationally it's mostly by plane.
Almost exclusively. So for that to take such a hard hit is really alarming for those who maybe
have the means and willingness to per se move the fuck out. Right. Yeah. Somewhere else.
Yeah. All of a sudden. Well hey seems like fatalities have doubled. Well that's not very
inspiring of confidence for me to hop on an airplane. That's not good. So that's
alarming. The fact that President Musk has now turned around and started tweeting. Oh hey we're
pretty short on air traffic controllers guys. If you retired and want back in the game let us know.
It's like first of all by law air traffic controllers are required to retire in the mid 50s
because of the high pace high risk job. So you can't just rehire retired air traffic controllers.
It was your dog shit that made them leave. Yep. So yeah no that's not going to cut it.
Not at all. And you mentioned the I believe you mentioned social security.
And the Social Security Administration beating meddled around in with these these teenagers.
Yeah. It's it's so it's dystopian. Like it's weird seeing from you know down up all this
craziness go on because the most recent example of behavior like this is from the 1930s in Europe.
Yep. And getting to see it firsthand is really really alarming because what what the hell am I
going to do. Right. Yeah for sure. So it's it's just one of those things where it's like well
I mean I already don't participate in anything that could give these losers
capital or value or oh sure increase the revenue streams at all but like besides that
I told what do you do. There's not a lot and and you know you can exercise your amendment rights
if as long as they're still there. Trump ignores them so I guess we can too. Yeah.
But you can go out and hooting holler and carry a sign and do all that kind of stuff and look
that's your you can do that that's your right. At the end of the day I'm not sure it moves the
needle a lot. Right. So by all means do it if you want to do it but that that's not moving the needle.
I'm not sure what does it know when you have almost 50 percent and I have to be careful to say
voters not population right. Right. Because there's a lot of discontinental Americans that don't vote
and they may be dumber than the dumb people that do vote by not voting. You have to vote.
I don't care. It's especially when it comes to someone that is a fascist and a theocrat
and you can't have someone like that running the show unfettered for the next two years.
He's got Congress. He's got he's got everything. Right. So you have to be careful and say look
it's about 50 percent of the voters people that actually go out and vote right. If you
paid attention he actually had like four million fewer voters than he did the last time out.
Right. And still won. So what happened to the 13 million voters that Joe got the last time that
she didn't. I'm just saying that's kind of weird that all those people would be like I just don't
care. Right. I'm going to sit at home. It's just I don't know. I have questions. That's all I'm saying.
Yeah. I agree. It's just it really just kind of floors me that all those people be like no I'm
I'm especially when earlier reports are like oh it's strong showing early voting was strong.
It's like yeah where all those numbers go. Yeah. Was it due to the Russian bomb threats in
the blue leaning areas. Was it due to Elon Musk's self admitted knowing a lot about the voting
machines. That's right. Yeah. You know the biggest accusations are the biggest admissions for these
people. So for sure you spend four years claiming a rigged election and then you go out and rig one.
Yeah. Who's to say that's not a reality. Yeah. It's it's it's a problem. I'm just speculating.
That's all we're doing. That's we have no proof of anything and we're not even I mean we're just
kind of a brain that is storming here with you fine folks. It's just a shit show here
from top to bottom and even though a lot of this is directly pointed at at clown shoes who's
running the show right now. Along with musky musk you know the muskrat. There's a lot of
blame to go around and you have to go look at all starts with the election and the other side just
botched it just botched it and so you can sit there and be like oh I can't believe in this and
that and the other and I'm like look at your own party man. Right. Look at your own party. They
screwed the pooch. Joe should have stepped away six months earlier. Yeah. He should have stepped
away six months earlier. He reminded me of grandpa Simpson. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's like what are you
doing. He's running for president again. Oh my god. Yeah. Just crazy shit. It's it's more on it.
It's really more on it. Yeah. I and I've had that inkling too since 2015 when the DNC
fucked Bernie Sanders out of the primary. Yep. That's that's when I stopped. That's when I stopped
being a fan of that party because it's in your name. Democratic. Yeah. You should be excited to see
you know tight primary races. Right. I mean people are thrilled to be out there voting.
That's that should be what you want. Yes. Ever since then the excitement for getting out and
voting especially amongst young voters is it's nowhere nowhere to be found. Yep. Yeah. They
don't they don't care. And as I said when you're up against someone like Trump you have to vote
anyway. You just have to do it. You can be mad. Be angry at things that happen but you can't let
him happen. You can't let him happen. If the other candidate is a golden retriever. Woof. I am voting
for that fucking dog. You can't let that fascist son of a bitch in there. You can't do it. And it's
it's a real problem. And look it's America's always been about diversity even though they don't like
that word. That's America. Sorry. And that's that's what it was founded on. So well not entirely but
yeah. It's supposed to be the middle of that way. But it's supposed to be the melting pot. And it's
supposed to be look you can be left of center. You can be center. You can be right of center.
You know people are conservative and they have certain views on how business should be done
and then people on the left and how government should help the people and things like and nobody's
wrong. The just in the past is they always just found a way to work together to do shit. And that
always kind of worked. And I always talk about a divide right. So take Congress for example. The
aisle as I call it between the two parties has never been wider. Like I like back in the day
you'd find Reagan or Bush or Clinton or any of them having lunch and dinners with a lot of guys
from the other parties like well we got to get this through. What is it going to take.
Right. Maybe it's a little pork a little fat whatever. Hey I need that bridge. OK. We're
wolf. You know but that's just how government's done. And it always seemed to work until recently.
And now it's not so much. Hey let's work together. It's hey you're the other guys. So fuck off.
Sit there and watch us do shit. That's not that's not what this country is. Right. Not supposed
to be. No. So it's a real problem. It's a real problem. And I don't know what the solution is.
I've always thought the solution is a more than two parties. Yes that would help.
More than two large parties because sure you can argue. Oh you've got the Libertarians and
Green Party. No we really don't. There's like eight people. We really there's yeah that's not
strong. There needs to be more than two parties. Election or voting day needs to be a national
holiday. National holiday everybody should be home and everybody should be home to vote. Yep.
And ranked choice voting first past the post always devolves into a two party system. It
needs to be ranked choice voting. So if you agree with one politician slightly more than another
slightly more than another you hate this person the most you can convey that accurately. Yeah.
And your vote will be tallied as such where first past the post never allows that. That's
interesting. Yeah. That's that's step one two and three in my personal opinion. Those are those
and also term limits. Jesus Christ. There's no reason people should be running the country
past the retirement age. No and once again we're not agist here. I'm sure we've got people well
under their seventies or eighties that listen to the show and if we do thank you but in the same sense
I took care of a father in his eighties and a mother in her eighties and Jesus Christ.
I wouldn't want them they couldn't run their household. They sure are going to like run a
district or be a senator but we've got these individuals that have been doing this shit for
30 40 50 years. It's time to step aside. Right. It's time to step aside. So term limits are good.
I think you know as it pertains to the House of Representatives I think fork in second of terms
would be good. That's eight years. Right. And I think for senators to which would be 12. Right.
I think that's that's good enough and then it gives you an opportunity to get different voice
and their different thoughts and that sort of stuff and that's I think that's important in
terms of once again in terms of democracy but you know you just get these people and they're
wealthy and hey I'm running and then they sit on these seats for 40 years. Right.
But that's that's not that's not good. Right. We need we need more Gen Z years and millennials
and Gen Xers in politics because it's still once again no offense boomers loaded with boomers. Right.
And time time has passed you by in terms of how this world works. And another alarming fact
I'll I'll kind of end end my thought train on is the fact that in these elections it's somewhere
between eight in 10 and nine in 10 of the winning politicians have a larger budget from corporate
donors in their election fund. Yeah. So the ones that get paid off the most from big Corpo and
billionaires eight to nine out of ten times are the winners. Yeah. That is remarkably alarming
because who are they going to represent you. Nope. Or the big corporation that paid him
ten million dollars. That's who. Food for thought. Food for thought. But at any rate
thank you for your thoughts on that. And after this quick break. Carpe diem on the Mark Mo show.
Yeah.
Hey we're back everybody and we are now into Carpe diem. That is you find folks out there in the
world sending us your DMs. You can find us all over the socials a K two one nine Mark Mo show
after hours. Hit us up with your DMs and we will read them on air. No matter how saucy they are
we would prefer that obviously. Why if we're not and we'll answer your questions. We're not legally
I'll look at it too. That's true. That's a good point. But we do enjoy answering them.
Mm hmm. Indeed we do. Hey what do you got. I got a DM here from our boy Gumbo Slime.
It seems like Gumbo has a new last name every week. Every week. Either that or there are several
more Gumbo's. A lot of Gumbo's out there. Then I then I previously from the Gumbo clan. Yes.
Yes. So like Gumbo maybe is the last name and I'm just reading them backwards. Yeah that's likely.
Could whoops. Okay so Slime Gumbo asks if you were a hit man hypothetically what's your price.
The price to take a life. I think I mean morally that's that's heavy right. Sure. Killing somebody.
Logically I guess it depends on like is it a difficult target. Like are we talking like
right. Of a politician celebrity celebrity or are we talking like Randy you know a couple
blocks down the way. Right. Because then you're talking about getaway plans. You're talking about
maybe moving country. If like you make the FBI's most wanted. You know if you're at that kind of
risk. Maybe seven or eight figures. And then also the weight of knowing you killed somebody
is really heavy to have to live with. Oh it is. So yeah maybe eight figures for me. Okay.
Okay. I would think someone like a celebrity politician all that. Yeah that's about right.
You're looking at probably upper seven figures. Yeah. At least because I'm going to have to go
away for a while. Right. So I have to have enough to be comfortable for maybe many years. Right.
Right. So that's that's what that would be. Make the Cayman Islands your new home. That's what I'm
saying. Yeah. That's right. And you know if it's a rando. I don't know 50 grand. 50 grand. Maybe a
hundo. Yeah I'm thinking a hundo maybe two hundo. Yep. Because I mean granted you're not going to
have the same police or federal response. But you're still going to need therapy because you
killed somebody. Probably. Ideally. Probably. So. Well here's here's something to consider.
What if you do it. Guy gives you money. You're like okay I'm going to do this.
You go and you do it. And let's say this rando lives by himself. He doesn't have kids. He
doesn't have a family whatever. It's just a local scumbag. Right. Right. And you snuff him out. Done.
Done. Get away scot-free. And let me throw this at you. Yeah. You find out you like it.
That I was like you find out you like it. I was just thinking that you get such a rush
and you got away with it. You got to be like I got to do that again. Yeah. You accidentally become
a good hit man. Yeah. What if that happens. And I go like I think this might be a career path for me.
Right. Serial killer for hire. That's yeah. Could be. I mean it's got to be a little
tough thing to write on the resume. Right. Yeah. The business cards are going to be alarming.
Yes. I'm a mechanic. Yeah. I fix problems. I eliminate the competition.
It's lucrative but every subsequent hit brings you closer to justice. You'd imagine.
You would think so. Unless you're the world's best criminal but. And that's possible. It's possible.
I mean Trump said dumb ass. He's been getting away with it for 40 years. That's true. That's
true. So maybe once you accumulate enough money to where the law is no longer applied to you
as we know they don't. Right. Then it's not not a jwink way. Exactly. Let me donate to your kid's
school play. Oh is that a hundred grand. Oh how'd that get there. So yeah count me in. Count me in.
Count me in. Call me Tony Soprano. I'm down. A gentleman named Meat Man asks what's your favorite
meat man. Oh I don't know if I really want Meat Man's meat but I am a I am a. Well hear me out.
Hear me out. I am something of a meat man as in I enjoy meat man. I do too. I am not a vegetarian.
I like vegetables but they they are they have their place and they're next to the meat on the
plate. Correct. I enjoy I know I know posh I enjoy a filet filet mignon kind of mid rare
really nice but that's one of those things you eat like once or twice a year. Yeah that's what I
say that's kind of that's kind of boozy for you. Yeah that's boozy for you. That's like a once or
twice a year kind of no doubt you splurge on. If we're talking regular I think a homemade burger
a homemade burger is right up my alley fresh off the grill a couple slices of cheese on there
build your own burger kind of station. Yep that's I love a good burger that's a good meat. I do too.
Yeah then like roasted chicken roasted chicken is so easy to make you just need chicken and an oven
and spices and some spices. Yeah don't over cook it right. Yeah burgers and roasted chicken.
All right that's good. Yeah I'm a steak guy all the way. I don't care about the cut. I
guess talk about boozy the tomahawk steaks. Big tomahawk guy. Huge fan absolutely huge fan I had
it Ruth Chris Steakhouse in Chicago. Oh yeah and I ate it and I was like oh my god I've missed out
on this my entire life. Can I get three more? It was great. So you have the steak on the poutine
in Christmas. I did do that that was nuts. Those are just some small fillets that I happen to have
and I'm like I'll put them on the grill because it was like a kind of a warm ish day. Yeah and I
grilled those up seasoned them perfectly put it on poutine for most of you folks that know if you're
French and or Canadian or French Canadian you obviously know what poutine is fries cheese curds
gravy. Beautiful and you can add various accoutrements. Absolutely. To the uh it was poutine I had to
kind of french that shit up. I had to frenchify it. Yeah you can add things to it that's really
good. So I added the steak to the poutine and it was very good. I went to uh we did Christmas here
it was like holy shit that's great awesome and then uh I had an extra pan went to a friend's house
he's like hey you want to come over? Yep and he's a chef so I'm like oh man there's gonna be some
yeah yeah some good eats here. You can talk about this. And uh so I kind of put it out there
but there's so many other good things to eat nobody really touched the poutine until later
in the evening the kids dug into it and they're like oh my god like what the hell is this this
is amazing and then you know I didn't want to show up the chef but I was kind of like yeah that's
my poutine. And then uh this one guy's wife I saw her like a week later she was like oh my god I
took that to work for lunch it was so good. I'm like awesome I'm glad you liked it. So uh yeah
so poutine man. Yes absolutely. Got all of it but yeah steak um and then fried chicken I haven't
fried chicken in a while. Yeah. But I used to love to do it especially when you guys were kids.
Um we used to uh like pan fry. We used to pan fry and sometimes it would be just the dredge right
you didn't have your egg. Yeah. In your flour and then season the flour different ways. Sure.
But also seasoning the meat a lot of people forget that in that step you know that's that's an
important thing to do is you really got to season the meat dredge flour dredge flour pan
and that turns out to be good but then sometimes you could do different things with the two
uh you can um especially say like you have say you have like a half open bag of chips
and then maybe the shelf life on that is like really shrinking. Yeah crunch them up
crunch them up throw them in the flour. Right. You can you can definitely do that. It's like a
panko. Uh I yep and I've done that with cheez-its before. Smart. You can smash those up so it's
like a cheesy powder add that to the flour awesome stuff. Genius maneuvers. Yep so steak and fried
chicken are like my two top things that I cook but also um are very good and that's you know
that's a toot my own horde a rooty toot toot uh but I make a pretty uh damn good turkey on
Thanksgiving. Oh true very true then the leftover is making the turkey sandwich uh with the gravy
and potatoes. Oh dude you mix it all together like a bowl. Oh yeah like uh KFC's the bowl but
you just do it with the Thanksgiving shit. Yep. Just stuffing in the great oh god it's nuts. I
want it now. Yeah I know right. It's weird we only eat that food once a year. It's so awesome and
it's like yeah just once a year that's it crazy Americans. The final question I received today
from an old friend. KrippyGru. Kripp. You're on a 10 hour road trip you get three artists to listen
to who you got. Three artists to listen to. Three artists. Okay I'm gonna I'm gonna be all over the
board here. I'm gonna go Kendrick Lamar, Iron Maiden, Nice, Billy Joel. That's solid that's solid
a bit of each genre. A bit of each genre I like that. Believe it or not I too was gonna go Kendrick
Lamar. Okay. His discography is immense and phenomenal so that's gonna fill up a lot of that
10 hours. Another one that comes to mind would be like maybe Rage or Green Day. Sure. Could fit in there.
Oh who else could go like highly suspect or. Glass animals. Glass animals too. That's a good one.
Okay let's go Kendrick Lamar. Glass animals. Green Day. I like it. Yeah. I'll sit in that car.
I'll sit in that car. Yeah. I'll definitely sit in that car. It's gonna be entertaining 10 hours.
I love that. That's amazing. All right my uh and once again folks for uh the vocal cords we're
struggling we're on the struggle bus but we're gonna make it we're gonna make it through. Uh my DMs I
have at selling my schnitzel. Oh business man. A business man. So prices of everything are going
up again. I am thinking of selling my schnitzel for groceries. Mm good line. Any ideas of how I can
earn some extra dough? Well I think your idea is great. I would say run with it. Yeah especially
if you have a considerable schnitzel. That's true and clientele that have you know considerable money.
So that's a good idea. I would say common theft, robbery, shoplifting. Sure. Are all ideas.
Well be an Ian. I'm not talking about bacon and eggs. Although bacon and eggs are fantastic.
Uh yeah I think crime. Crime. Crime would be allegedly in this in this rule in this hypothetical
situation crime would be the the route I would recommend. I think that's fair. Yeah. Yeah that
is a fair comment. Mm-hmm. And oh this schnitzel too. This schnitzel. Yeah why not. Which I guess
is a crime in some places right. I always found it very interesting for people in the sex industry
and I'm not talking about OF and stuff like that because everybody does that. Um by the way my O
I know I know. We're not going there. Um but if you want a goat no. A real entrepreneur. A real
entrepreneur here. Uh I'm talking about just kind of your standard sex trade you know kind of stuff.
It I always found it just interesting that it's illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal
to give away for free. Right and it's illegal to sell but if you are recording it. Uh huh. To
publish it and the instead of calling them prostitutes you call them actors. Sure. Then it
becomes legal. That becomes legal. Yeah. Just by adding a camera on a different title. Right. It
becomes legal. Or if you want to do it this way. Helping you guys out here. An idea. Charge a
consulting fee. I'm consulting this individual on banking regulations. Certainly. Consulting
this individual on the best car to buy this year. You whatever shit you want to throw out there
a consulting fee and then you have sex for free. Right. I mean sometimes business people do that
right. I would think so. Yeah. That's that's that's the ideas. It's the work around. Yeah. It's a
work around. Or it could just be. Consult your attorney. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Alternatively it
could be legalized and regulated but who am I to say that. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Crazy idea.
Yeah. Just imagine all the Europeans listening and they're like it's illegal. Right. What the hell.
What the hell. Yeah. It's it's a weird country. You guys know that. Yeah. That's true. At bats and
balls. OK. Spring training has started in baseball. Who are some teams to watch this season.
Well if you want to have fun you could watch the Cubs because they're exciting. If you're a
sadist you watch the White Sox. Exactly. Massacist even. The massacist. Yeah. Well it depends if
you're a Sox fan. If you're not a Sox fan then watching them would be sadist. Yes it would be.
Well that's the room. That's the room. That's the room. That's the room. Right now. Yeah. That is
the room. So if you want to have fun watch the Cubs. If you want to see a team that wins a lot I
guess you watch the Dodgers because that's they just always win. Right. Avoid the Yankees and
Cardinals because they suck. That's true. We hate. Sorry New York and St. Louis people. And you
know they don't deserve it. No. I would say some teams to watch this season are any that you can
afford to go to the stadium. Watching baseball at the stadium is way better than on TV. I agree.
I agree. Like a stadium hot dog that costs fifteen dollars. Oh man. Well once again pro tips
you find out like certain days where the tickets are cheap and you go on those days. Number one.
Number two. Go to a hot dog stand outside the ballpark. True. Very true. Shove that crap in
your pocket. Walk into the stadium and have a hot dog that you that you paid three dollars for
as opposed to having to pay ten dollars for it. Cargo shorts. Genius manoeuvres. So many pockets.
So many things to bring in. Oh yeah for sure. And then there are some there are some places
that will frisk you or you have to put certain things on like a electronic like whatever. Yeah.
If you can bring a flask in I say bring a flask forget the ten to twelve dollar cups of beer.
Right exactly. Get a soda and then put your flask in there and have like a rum and go. Genius.
Work arounds baby. That's what this is all about. And there are flasks that aren't metal. Correct.
They're not going to set off a detector. Nope. I mean if a if a woman in the White Sox stadium can
bring a gat in her fat rolls then we can and have it go off right in the stadium. That's right.
Then we can sneak a little flask. Yeah it's an idea. Yeah. Sadly that was the most exciting
thing that happened in that state. That's so true. Yeah. So gun going off. That's that's great.
That's awesome. The gun going off in the fat roll and then the campfire shakes which was the only
alluring thing. That's it. Campfire. So like I saw a picture of that. I'm like yes. Yeah. Absolutely.
Yes. The food's never been a thing. I've never been a problem for that. And like they have super
wide courses. You're never on top of anyone even though there's like only a thousand people that
go right. But even if there were a lot of people it's easy to navigate. But outside the park you
go home. Yeah. There's really not a neighborhood. No. Not much stuff to do. Unless you go to Rico's
after Rico Benes 26 26th Street in Chicago. That's the that's the spot. Not sponsored but we wish
we wish we definitely wish for sure. At Liam McGunkel the fourth. There's a lot of McGunkels.
There apparently so. Hello chaps. I visited the United States recently. I asked for tea and
biscuits at a restaurant and the tea had ice in it and the biscuits were these big fluffy buttery
things. What gives. Well you see. You do things a little differently around here. Yeah. A biscuit
is something you put savory beautiful white pepper gravy on. Yes. And enjoy for breakfast. It's not
something you have with tea. We do coffee here. Right. Not to say I don't enjoy tea.
But usually that's not that's not a breakfast thing. Right. Yeah. I don't know. I fucking
brits. These people these people you come into my country. And so my biscuits you get my biscuits
right. Oh my god. Yeah. The yeah. Biscuits we have here. Look go to Popeyes chicken. Get yourself
a box of biscuits. Do you sell and a stick of butter and go to town and have a heart attack
and it'll be worth it and you'd have earned it. You'll definitely have earned it. Yeah. You're
welcome. I mean don't get the heart attack here because you'll go bankrupt trying to make sure
you get that at home. Yeah. You'll go bankrupt getting treated for it because that's that's
America but you'll have to sell your schnitzel to save your heart. Of course. That's that's what we
do here. We have at should we check on Drake. Did I hear some new album dropped. I am hearing
he has waved the white flag in his beef with Kendrick. Is this over or will Kendrick continue
to beat him down like a dog. Well I don't know much about this new album thing but I figure the
white flag was waved the second not like us dropped. That's fair. And then he whipped out
some lawsuits which just makes him look like a giant pussy. It really does. But yeah I don't
know much about the new album thing and I'm happy of happier for it honestly. But yeah I think I
think Kendrick is done with the beat down also. Yeah you know. Well when you get the dub when you
when you do what you did on the Super Bowl and from a millions and millions of people
and the entire crowd screams a minor right you won. Yeah and then at the elimination of the
answers game over. It's like yep that is game over. That is game over. You've done it. That's
take your victory. We never had any doubts but that is just the cherry on top of the Sunday.
We already knew was there. That was fabulous. Just fabulous. The last one I got at squared
circle girl 69. Nice. Nice. Which was better in their prime the four horsemen or evolution.
Now that's interesting. That is interesting isn't it. That's interesting.
For those not in the know this is a professional wrestling question. The squared circle. The
squared circle should have been a hand. Yeah I'm leaning towards evolution just because that's
the group I kind of grew up with more. I was I was not born in time to experience the four
horsemen but I can look back at that era through the power of technology. Yes and I can lean towards
the four horsemen. You know slightly. Slightly because evolution was dynamic and Rick Flay was
part of both of them and the thing I like about the horsemen especially early in their in their
in the timeline they were they were outlaws. They were outlaws and I mean when they
in mind you I don't know how much of this was scripted but they got into their vehicles
and followed dusty roads around and like we're taking they had a camera man with them right
and there you could hear them just talking and just like throwing shade at him like the whole time
they're giggling or whatever and they're watching and soon as he pulls into this parking lot of the
offices of the NWA they get out of the car they jump dusty roads in the parking lot like literally
you're watching a crime beating the hell out of him duck taping his arm to the side of the truck
and then swinging a baseball bat at his arm thus breaking his wrist. Jesus. I mean that right there
says you can have your evolution and your NWO I will take this version of the four horsemen all day.
Right. Yeah it's hard to top that. Absolute criminals degenerates menace they were a menace
to society. Menace re. Yeah the the minister of ministry says bravo yes to the four horsemen for
sure but that concludes my DMs if you ever have DMs ladies and gentlemen you can send them to me
the Mark Moe show Mark Maloney AK 219 Aiden Maloney find us on the socials shoot some DMs
our way and we're happy to to read them on air. Very true. Absolutely. But before we go to our next
break I believe we have a little something called the other foods that is where Aiden scours the globe
for delectable delightful culinary I'm losing words yeah morsels of food and actually some of
those words don't fit it's disgusting it's disgusting and deplorable and just it's just gross
so what are the other foods the other foods yeah what what do you got I I wanted to talk about spam
here we go this is Aiden said talk and we are talking today about spam I cover a lot of foods
from around the world and this one I did this is right here in the US this is our other food
indeed it is maybe podcasters in Europe talk about yeah spam is so weird and yucky
that's that should be on the packaging yeah weird and yucky enjoy be a spam a form of canned
processed shelf stable lunch meat primarily made of ground ham and pork
mm mm mm mm yeah yeah that's a no from me and vented in the 1930s nothing good happened in the 1930s
no no I'm hearing it was a form factor to which sell the less profitable pork shoulder and name it
spam short for spiced ham okay which is interesting I would I would eat I would eat something called
spiced ham right but not not like this it's like if if bologna was a mutant you know I gained
popularity during world war two of course a hundred million cans from the US were shipped over the
Pacific oh my god yeah it's I mean good and they fed them to the Germans thus causing them to lose
world war two yeah I want to I wanted to cover some of the flavors they have because you can
conceptualize oh no yeah they do flavored ham spam mm because they've got spam classic of course
which is the regular which is the one that looks like the museum at the end of ghost busters too
yeah when it gets covered in all that pink shit yes yep it looks just like that almost looks like a
fish filet it's weird it's so weird it is weird and then they have spam light because if you thought
eating processed lunch meat shelf stable out of a can was a little sus for you you can get the light
version which is less fat sodium and calories and probably flavor which I'm guessing they just
replaced with sugar and then they have the less sodium version they have a gochujang flavored spam
oh no now I like me some gochujang sauce but what the fuck are you doing putting it in spam
that seems like a waste it seems like a crime that's true they've got Korean barbecue flavored
spam oh god why here's one for you Canadians if you don't hate us enough already they've got maple
flavored spam and the image displaying on the can itself is cooked spam with maple syrup on it in
between waffles implying that it's somehow supposed to compete with chicken and waffles no way what a
horrible idea uh-uh they've got spam with real hornel bacon in it now there's a thought oven roasted
turkey spam hickory smoke flavored spam hot and spicy spam for when the spam diarrhea also wants to
be hot and spicy coming out jalapeno spam teriyaki spam and spam with tochino seasoning on it uh
which why why why is a waste I want to let let us know through the socials if if you're still here
after hearing all that do you eat spam do you know anyone who eats spam I I do oh I do the yamamura
family uh I met their souls I met Francis at Loyola where I went to college and her entire family
they own like a gazillion mcdonalds so yay for them must be nice must be nice and uh they like
we were just talking shortly after meeting them like we had this group of people and we were like
the Borg from Star Trek we just assimilated people and we were bigger than any other fraternity and
sorority on campus we're called the campers and so they were assimilated rather quickly uh we might
have reconsidered that once they said that spam is kind of a delicacy in hawaii is really yeah
people in hawaii love spam wow I never would have guessed yeah wow well shout out hawaiians let us
know why why what is it what are you doing what do you like about it yeah I don't get it I don't
understand it maybe maybe they lack actual like pigs out there and it's just easier to get these
cans of spam maybe yeah and because they have a military bases out there oh that makes sense
and they eat that shit yeah so that could be part of it as well historically that checks out I
suppose I suppose it does yeah maybe it was a thing that started in the 40s and right and it went on
from there kind of stuck interesting it's my guess yeah so spam very educated guess yeah spam just
want to talk about spam wow yeah um to this day I don't think I've ever tried it and I don't I don't
remember if I have and if I have my my brain is blocking out the memory of it yeah so I must
have should I mean I mustn't have enjoyed it no no so uh do yourself a favor almost anything else
but spam try all the flavors try all the left them like infinity stones oh no let us know
the the gauntlet instead of being on your hand is going to be on the toilet oh we will be try all
the flavors you'll be there for a while I'm guessing no doubt well we're going to take a break and
when we come back our feature segment you just made the list
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and we're back and it is time for you just made the list our feature segment
and you just made the list is exactly what it sounds like top 10 list 10 through 2 with our big
number one reveal and let me see all the rules here oh no just one there are no rules clever
how that works isn't it like that rule a lot I do too the only rule is no rules no rules yeah
that's pretty great Kevin stretched that one time oh did he a certain list whereas honorable mentions
essentially encapsulated every yeah potential list item yes it literally was like the sponge of
ab a few hours later and he's still going it's like oh my god yeah that was something but there
are no rules so I guess he didn't break any no that is true he didn't break a rule um but we
almost broke him that's true uh about a week ago about a week ago about a week ago we had the 50th
anniversary of SNL some great skits by the way if you haven't checked out they had a lot of old
SNLers come back for this event and some reprise some like old skits and stuff well this is one
will Ferrell used to do or they used to do popular songs and it was like he took the place of like
like more of like a churchy kind of singer and I forget what the woman's name was but the two
of them were kind of like this husband and wife churchy team and they would kind of just sing
these songs in a certain way so they take the stage for the 50th anniversary thing and she
starts going or no it started like this will Ferrell goes up the microphone he starts going
and he goes I see dead people and she starts going and will Ferrell's is spin these lyrics out
like some of them are right on and some of them are just off the wall and he's just trying to spit
stuff out and then they get to the A minor A minor A minor and they're literally trying to hit A minor
it was hilarious I was dying and the crowd was cracking up it was just so good but it was a great
it was a great bit and a good show and we saw so many of these original cast members and that kind
of sparked this top 10 list who are your top 10 your favorite SNL characters of all time
it's a great question yeah and it is definitely one where you could have an honorable mention
perhaps I have several okay that's good I didn't pull a Kevin but I do have a lot okay that's good
I um I stuck to 10 10 ish 10 10a and 10b really that makes sense um my number 10 was Mike Myers
and Dana Carvey I had to put them together because they were Wayne's world that makes sense so I had
to do that that makes a lot of sense but they they had other good skits as well uh number nine
Norm MacDonald a G that dude is so funny I mean just his style was so unique just his his comic
approach and some some of his best stuff was off SNL like especially on the Conan O'Brien show I
would just roll yeah I would just die um because of course Conan when he has people on like that he
gives him rope oh yeah he gives him rope and lets him go just like he does with Bill Burr and some
other guys easily the best on late night oh no doubt that could be a future top 10 yeah I know right
listen in uh so we have Norm MacDonald number eight Gilda Radner uh Gilda original cast she was so
funny uh number seven the G Bill Murray the homie the homie number six Adam Sandler number five
Dan Ackroyd good very good number four Steve Martin number three Chris Farley and number two
Eddie Murphy that's solid that's solid and I know I left people out people are gonna be like
are you an idiot there's no John Belushi well first of all I didn't give you my number one
well that's true second of all no I mean Belushi was great that's true but I don't know he's not
I'm kept it to 10 that's a that's a strong decision that was a very tough decision yes I was not that
tough and I have so there you go honorable mentions which I will run through before I do my 10 through
two okay I gave honorable mentions to Alec Baldwin Jimmy Fallon Mike Myers Kristen Wiig Maya Rudolph
Dan Ackroyd Jim Carrey Bill Murray and Fred Armisen that's my own mention armison yeah armison's
pretty good he's been on there forever yeah number 10 on my list John Mulaney dudes hilarious he is
fine his stand-up is very funny number nine Norm McDonald well I need a lot of writing for them
that's true yep yeah so nine is norm as well number eight I had Andy Sandberg slash the lonely
island yes since they were kind of a thing it's my dick in a box threw it on the ground that is a
great one I love it welcome to a real world jackass number seven Adam Sandler and company
since he kind of always had his boys with him yeah number six will Farrell number five Eddie Murphy
tied for third place okay Tina Fey and Amy Poehler got put them together just makes sense
and number two on my list of course Steve Martin he was so great he's so great the absolute G
he's like he's genuinely just a funny guy and sometimes accidentally yeah he's just so funny
and his movies are always really great and but his SNL skits are just top-notch top-notch
and now I'm realizing before I give my number one yes that I've left someone out and no it's
not John Belushi is your is the one you left out per chance my number one I'm certain of it I'm
certain because I happen to think this guy is one of the funniest people I like his style of humor
because it is very unique he was also so influential um in getting the show off the ground very true
and seeing as there are no rules that's also true and I kind of caught it you do tied for first
place and I think that's a great spot for him so I am going to do it and I know this is probably
your number one but we are going to say a tie between Will Farrell and Chevy Chase oh interesting
oh never mind I just saw your list your my number one was different but that is good that's a good
catch will Farrell and Chevy Chase my number one was your number three Chris Farley yeah I just had
the numbers mixed up that's my mistake no no that's okay I thought for sure because in in our
family we hold Mr. Chase in high regard um good old Irwin Fletcher Irwin Fletcher love the Fletch
movies uh it's basically the vacation movies uh so many other great stuff that he does um he's great
well Farrell oh my god I mean just the the one I just told where he came back and he did that
and it's like you see that and Will's an older guy now you know and and not once again not to be
agist but as comedians age um I don't want to say they become less funny but their delivery changes
sure I think and that just comes with age now George Carlin is someone that managed to escape
that for whatever reason he was still an old ass dude and he's still funny right and topical and
just would slam anyone but when it comes to Will and that style of humor and he did that skit I'm
like oh my god that is still like yes so freaking funny and the fact he probably just sat in that
writing room is like oh we're doing Kendrick yeah yeah I just I love that I love that so much
um but Farley let's talk Farley Farley the G the the O.T. Matt Foley yep I'm Matt Foley your
motivational speaker those bits are so hilarious yep living a van down by the river yeah the bits
they're so funny the bits are great um they're so good and uh once again another guy we missed was
David Spade who once again just like we did with Amy and Tina or Mike and Dana you can put those two
together true that's true yeah I guess that would be part of the end company with Adam Sandler yeah
that's kind of part of his entourage it is yeah Schneider and Spade and Chris Rock and all those
guys yeah um yeah that's true but that's that's uh it's a good list it's a good list tough to narrow
down I did go a little heavy on the honorable mentions but no rules yeah I'm fine yeah that is
true that is true well done well done very good list once again hit us up on socials if you have
a list of your own or be like oh my god you guys missed that guy or this guy I'm sure we did uh at
any rate uh like Garrett Morris that's another guy I could have put Garrett Garrett was hilarious I
loved him uh anyway we're on a review preview review movie preview movie oh my god I went and
saw one holy cow it's been like forever I went and saw the new Captain America movie Captain America
Brave New World Sam Wilson aka Captain America played by Anthony Mackie finds himself in the middle
of an international incident after meeting with President Thaddeus Ross played by Harrison Ford
he must soon discover the reason behind an aferious global plot involving newly discovered
adamantium interesting before the true mastermind as the entire world seeing red the film also stars
Danny Ramirez is the new falcon Carl Wumbly is Isaiah Bradley Shira Haas as security advisor Ruth
Botte Sareff Giancarlo Esposito as Sidewinder and Tim Blake Nelson as Samuel Stearns the movie's fun
it's actually packed uh movie does not always flow smoothly uh and I still fail to see the
connection to this multiverse thing that they've been working on with like low key right right
Dr. Strange in Deadpool but it was entertaining I enjoyed um everything they did with Ross I
thought that was some good stuff uh a couple of nice cameos in there too which was good
and they they draw a connection to that very first Hulk movie which is technically the first
movie in all of this right sure I just was with Edward Norton and they didn't sign him back up but
uh at any rate uh it was good I give the movie 7.5 out of 10 I think it's fair score strong yeah
is definitely strong um I would have liked to have seen a little bit more connection to this
multiverse even if it's just kind of the end of the movie you know they're just kind of these
vegs oh you don't see what's coming or whatever and it's like oh okay right it's like how many
movies are we into this new thing yeah it's like yeah what's coming why don't you tell us what's coming
so it would have been nice to have some sort of uh some sort of connection there yeah so well I
guess we'll we'll see how that goes and they've hinted at reforming the Avengers so we'll see
how that goes curious it could be fun most definitely next up is the preview so coming out
soon um movie called Mickey 17 a disposable employee is sent on a human expedition to colonize
the ice world Nilfheim after one iteration dies a new body is generated with most of the
memories still intact film stars Robert Pattinson Steve Yoon Michael Monroe Mark Ruffalo Naomi Ackle
and Holiday Granger and the release date for that film is March 7th and it's kind of interesting
it's the premise seems cool really cool well it does because it's like each time
it it kind of just takes cloning to a new level right it's like okay well that guy dies we got the
next clone and it's just like they process all the memories and everything that the computer and
they put it in the head and the next one and the next one so this 17th iteration of Mickey
I'm guessing is going to be off the chain yeah where maybe Mickey goes you know I'm not going down
there I don't think I want to you know I like me I like being number 17 and where I think we're
going to stop there can you blame Mickey no no you cannot I don't think so we'll find out
we will it looks it looks really trippy so I'm I'm excited by that yeah and before we hit our break
there was the passing of legend Jean Hackman and that guy has been in more damn movies
from the 60s all the way to the early 2000s so many great movies that's a career right there man
and for some of you older folks boomers and gen Xers you're going to know who Jean Hackman is
my kids probably know who he is just simply because they're my kids and we're a movie family
and so they probably know him from a few things I'm going to throw some movies out there and this
isn't even the whole catalog these are just like some movies that I like that I think are good
if you want to have yourself a gene hackman days what you do okay french connection great movie
side an adventure the original superman one and two a movie called reds a basketball movie called
Hoosiers I highly recommend that one that's a very good movie a military governmental suspense
thriller thingy called no way out it's pretty good Mississippi burning really good movie
the unforgiving maybe the best western ever made the firm really good movie you should check that out
crimson tide love me some crimson tide such a good movie gene hackman on the silver screen
opposite Denzel Washington yes every dime yes that's a g move right there of a movie and the
supporting cast is solid yeah just great all around get shorty I love get shorty it is one of my
favorite films of all time it's definitely my top 10 it's a comedy it's got hackman it's got
Travolta it's got Dennis Farina it's got James Woods it's got umethur is it umethurman no Rene
Russo is in this one um is in the second one just a killer cast and it's so damn funny that's pretty
righteous such a funny movie so I highly recommend if you've never seen get shorty watch get shorty
absolute power another good movie gene hackman Clint Eastwood yeah that's as at all
Laura Lenny's in it too enemy of the state that is with Will Smith that is also a very good movie
and it has a lot to do with like the NSA and like the government may be just knowing a little bit
too much interesting will Smith get some information that could complicate things for the government
and so they are after him ah and it's very good and I love gene hackman's role in this is this
down-and-out former CIA guy that just wants to be left the hell right and he gets wrapped up in
this whole it's so good there are placements football movie Keanu Reeves is the quarterback
gene hackman's a coach as a movie it's silly it's not going to win the awards but some of those cult
comedy classics for sure and it's really good and the royal tana bombs and that one is really good
too actually Bill Murray was on a talk show today and he was talking because he was in the movie with
him and he was talking about him and his whole process and and that whole thing so that's neat
yeah it was cool it was definitely cool and I almost we almost went to break but we do have why
you were sleeping now so true while you were sleeping is a segment created by this guy over here
in Maloney basically it could be gaming tv movies could be youtube other podcasting content could
be anything that maybe kind of flew under the radar like we all missed it and even finds it and goes
uh-uh-uh and then that not anymore i'm bringing it back so what did you find okay so as i've been mentioning
Jordan and i've been watching a lot of horror movies yes pretty much since halloween 2024
and we watched hereditary which that movie is nuts crazy it's crazy and the ending you'll crazy
the ending don't even get me started on that ending i will fight anyone hold that ending
horror movie endings are are tough it makes or breaks the whole damn thing that's true
that is very true but we watched hereditary and then the next day we watched this one called sumala
not one i've i had heard of previously but jordan had heard about it somehow and we sat down and
watched it and i really enjoyed it it's disturbing it's creepy and weird and it it makes you feel a
certain way it's like you don't want to root for the bad guy but you may be kind of rooting for the
bad guy it's it's good and i looked it up afterwards and it wasn't rated very highly i was like that's
kind of interesting yeah and i didn't i didn't know why uh but it's based it's based on an urban
legend the movie i believe is out of indonesia and it's based on an urban legend out there
or a myth or something like that but yeah it's uh sumala a name feared by people in a village
in the samarang regency from the past until now no one dares to go out when night falls because
sumala will come to kill it's kind of the premise or the backstory of this sumala figure but the
movie kind of goes over it's it's i don't know if it's the story but it's a story of the creation
of this character sumala so unbeknownst to her husband sojuman the wife celostria i'm sorry if
these pronunciations are bad celostria made a pact with the devil so that she could have children
she was infertile i believe she gave birth to twins kamala who survived and sumala who died
or rather maybe was killed but you'll have to watch and find that part out um kamala grew up
to be a kind child but both physically and mentally disabled she found herself receiving
bad treatment from the people around her till one day sumala comes back from the world of the dead
to make a reckoning with those who had hurt the girl who lived so that's kind of the basic summary
of the plot but it's just it's it's not like gory gory but it's fairly gory and it's dispensable
like i said disturbing but it's just it's good and i don't know why it got panned so heavily
so i would say for anyone that hasn't heard of it or maybe didn't give it didn't give a first
watch a fair shot i would say give it another give it another yeah i quite enjoyed it that's
awesome well thank you for that i appreciate it and we're gonna take a quick break and we're back
to finish up with the world aware news and our beer of the week
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hey everybody we're back and it is time for the world of weird news that hurt that hurt so much
we'll stretch on that one the things i do for you guys i love you really i do oh my god the pain
anyway we're here we're making it we're making it through see as a reason i still have that
ai chick doing my other show right just not ready for prime time yet but uh you know we'll play
see i'm a gen Xer so we're largely the rub dirt on it generation i've been rubbing dirt on things
for a long time and uh it hurts everything hurts don't rub dirt on it take care of it yeah at any
rate um this is the world aware news we scour the globe for crazy weird news stories and we always do
a pretty good job of it and uh i have a story in america from pennsylvania pennsylvania pennsylvania
and it is johns town flood museum closed because of flooding how about that
how about that who knew the prophecy indeed a pennsylvania museum dedicated to remembering
the effects of a 19th century flood is temporarily closed because of an interior water leak a pennsylvania
museum dedicated to remembering the effects of a 19th century flood is temporarily closed because
of flooding that checks out the johns town flood museum in cambrillat county announced on monday
that it is temporarily closed to an interior water leak caused by a recent extreme cold the leak caused
water to pour through the museum walls damaging carpets drywall and ceiling tiles in the process
why that was a hella leak nothing of historic significance was affected by the flooding and
the museum's facebook post credited museum docent wow nicky bosley for discovering the leak before
there could have been serious damage but it has yet to announce a timeline for reopening the museum
is dedicated i know the museum is dedicated to memorializing the great johns town flood
which occurred on may 31st 1889 the flood claimed the lives of 2 209 people wow and destroyed 1600
homes that deserves a museum that's a holy hell wow honestly why close the museum though open the
museum it's like a it's an exhibit in itself it's like it's like 3d yeah this is the smell of vision
of museum exhibits exactly it's these scratch and sniff as they were exactly yeah that's pretty
fantastic that would have been that would have been a good flex it's an idea it is an idea oh my god
what's with all this why it's it's a flood the flood museum it's a flood first day get it what are you
new that's funny yeah so flood museum closed for flooding good to know nothing of historical
significance got indeed got borked but no doubt that makes for a hilarious story oh no doubt no
doubt about it what do you got for us today i've got a story from w s vn seven news florida man deals
with snake on windshield a week after the chicken took a ride on the hood of his truck oh no this is
out of of course florida florida man got a slithery surprise on his way home from work video footage
showed a snake on the windshield of a david harrison's truck this isn't the first time
something like this has happened to him one week prior harrison found a chicken on the hood of his
truck oh no it went ast quote the snake was kind of the craziest one the chicken was definitely a
cooler experience because it was kind of friendly i hung out with the chicken for about an hour oh my
god someone came and rescued him the chicken was indeed rescued and given a safe home unfortunately
we have no word on the well-being of the snake yeah well i'm guessing the snake showed up because
he's like hey i hear there's poultry on your hood right that's in my food chain where's this chicken
at i've been told this is the right hood to come to to get rescued exactly oh man but yeah that's
couldn't be me but i do that story made me think of the one time there was the squirrel in your car
when you were on the way to work like a decade and a half ago oh yeah he was just chilling right on
the seat looking at me like what up freaks me out so what's good chief yeah that that the squirrel
and i nearly got in a wreck and i just jumped this curb and went into this parking lot and got out
and i was like get on my car get out of my car and it took him like a hot minute and i opened all
the doors and then finally he's like okay i'm like you jerk but the most recently was the raccoon
which my windows weren't open but just a few inches right where so these dudes must just be able to
squirrel in and out of places i think they can yeah and i'm driving and i'm at the bar with my friends
luckily very short ride home two blocks and so i got my car and yes i'm lazy i could walk the two
blocks but it's winter work with me folks yeah so i'm in the car and i'm doing the the whole
detroit lean right i'm just kind of leaning back one arm whatever and i'm driving home and i look
to the passenger seat and there's a raccoon just chilling just chilling the first thought on my mind
i didn't freak i didn't do anything i just looked over at him and i go sup raccoon what else am i
gonna do what else am i gonna do is like please don't attack me sup raccoon so i get to the house
and i turn the the engine off open my door i get out of my door i leave my door open smart
i go upstairs i grab a beer from the fridge and i go and i just sit on the front porch
waiting for this guy to leave my car and i'm like leave leave please leave drink drink please leave
i'm like come on he didn't leave the open door he squirreled his way back out the my
inch window i'm like you idiot at least he knew how to get back out i mean a fly finds its way
into a house and then just bangs it bangs against a closed window for 30 minutes until it dies
yep there i i've got one it's not a large being but it was a much much larger bug than i was
expecting it was when i was up in wisconsin and i was driving and there was this huge i didn't
notice it until i was like halfway through the drive like a 20 minute drive in like 10 minutes
through it and i just look to my left like out the driver's window and on the window is an enormous
grasshopper or what are they called praying mantis or something yeah enormous and i was just like oh
my fucking god and when i said that out loud it like looked at me and like like leaned back like
it was gonna jump and i was like nope nope nope like i rolled down the window i'm like swatting
head i'm like fuck you go away fuck you go away it was gonna jump at me just because i called it out
i was like you asshole and i hate insects this is so nasty yeah they're gross they're totally gross
anyway that concludes that segment and we are on to the final segment our beer review
the official beer review brought to you by the mark mo shell that's right and i am i'm
definitely awaiting this it looks wonderful it's got a lovely color yes it is very a beautiful
brusky we have for you today a local brewer three floyds this is out of munster indiana
so if you're familiar with the region you know it's just over in lincolnia bitaways near the
illinois border if you're not from the region it just got it's chicago land oh yeah that's good
enough but three floyds brewing this is something called not sponsored i swear there's something
called gumball head is the name of the beer it is a wheat beer an american wheat ale
and we're gonna try it out so it's it's a essentially an americanized version of like
a hefeweizen right okay which is kind of like a citrusy weed beer kind of thing
so this is 5.6 abv 35 i b us for all of you out there that keep track and we're gonna give it a
rating on a scale of one to five today that sounds fantastic because that's just what we do so if
you're enjoying a brusky at home let us know what you're drinking and if you enjoy it kind of this
cloudy golden color slightly cloudy very golden hmm slum cheers
very enjoyable it is very enjoyable on the lighter side definitely lighter lighter but
still like full flavor you know agreed doesn't feel like it's lacking anything
mm-hmm slight citrus i do yep i do pick up those hints as well light on the nose very tasty
it is very tasty i enjoy it very much i think i give that a three five a three five a three point
five out of five very good i dig that that's uh i'm gonna go three point seven five very good
three point seven five i would consider it smooth and light bodied that checks out for certain
but it is enjoyable and it is three floyd's brewing and i that is the local brewer here in
northwest indiana true yes for those that are interested yeah we're not sponsored but we do
give shout outs to uh to local businesses absolutely i agree um and that just about wraps it up
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