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movies, music, food and nightlife on the Mark Mo show. With segments like you just made the list,

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Carpe DM's and the 15, each episode is loaded with shenanigans, tomfoolery and chaos. We hope you

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enjoy the show. What's up everyone welcome to season one episode four of the Mark Mo

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show. My name is Mark Maloney and I'm your host along with AK219's very own Aidan Maloney. How

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you doing man? It's a beautiful weekend out there. Lots of snow, lots of cold. I hate it but it's the

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weekend so it is it's wonderful in that aspect. I agree. There's no doubt it's like in the upper

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30s ish which yesterday was much much colder. Very cold yeah so this is this was like I walked out

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of my house like why do I feel warm right and something wrong with me who you've been tortured

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by like the negative five degree wind chills yeah so yeah these 30 degrees start to feel nice it's

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like oh no I better not get used to this yeah no doubt but yeah so here we are on a February

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day and February is always weird in terms of weather right so you get like days are a little

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warmer days are a little colder it's kind of back and forth and back and forth you know March's

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around the corner dude that's so true. March's around the corner open for it. March has that

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beautiful holiday called St. Patrick's Day oh yeah that's what we look forward to yeah yeah

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the change into the weather will be nice yeah oh for sure yeah there's no doubt and we are centrally

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located for those of you who don't know in the whole webosphere here in near Chicago and so

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Chicago does that holiday right they do it they do it justice for sure yeah there's no doubt so

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we're looking forward to you never in Chicago number one I'd say Chicago in the summer time is

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amazing but if you're not coming in the summer I would say St. Patty's Day that middle part of

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March definitely hit up Chicago yeah for sure but and anyway I want to let you guys know we produce

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new content on a weekly basis on all-plastic podcast platforms and YouTube we also have some

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one-off interviews coming your way we had to cancel on with YMCA unfortunately but I think

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that one will be getting back on the books we have a lot more people interested in that so

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once that happens we'll let you know how we're going to do that if we incorporate it as part of

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our regular podcast or have its own thing I'm leaning towards that I'm leaning towards calling

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it fireside chats right right and I think it'll be good I think that'll be fun for sure yeah no

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doubt so we'll have that going on and you know they'll be fun and funny and informative and all

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that kind of good stuff so once we get that going we'll definitely let you know and if you like the

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two hours one interrupt at Celtic Punk and Alt Rock every Tuesday night at 9 p.m. Central Standard

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Time and Friday at 4 p.m. Central Standard Time you should also check out guys being dudes AK219

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podcast with Aiden Maloney and Kevin Boland let's tell the world a little bit about what's going on

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in the AK219 world yeah it's been fantastic the podcast we put out this past Friday was a lot of

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fun very entertaining yeah we we have a segment called WTF where we cover local and regional news

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kind of similar to how we do on world of weird news here and we found some crazy stories I have a

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crazy story for today too oh good it's it's just been a romp and a rave as we always say it's very

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fun and we're still playing on AK219 on YouTube we've been playing KFC dating simulator yeah

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which has been really good so we've got a new episode of that coming out it's just been a grand

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old time that's awesome so I highly recommend everybody check out their podcast pretty funny

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stuff as well as a lot of your own original content too yeah on my own channel I found this one

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horror game where you're like running a diner but the diner is kind of a purgatory of sorts and you

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get all this clientele you're trying to suss out their stories you're trying to suss out your own

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story it's kind of nuts so that that'll be going up soon as well but it's that's been a lot of fun

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I'm just I feel like I'm in like the flow state with all this content creation recently yeah like

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it's been really really fun so I'm super happy and excited about it but it's funny you say that because

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when I started in radio and that would have been almost eight years ago now um almost eight

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I was told that that doing what we do whether you're on the radio or you're on tv or on youtube

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however you're creating content when it stops becoming fun just stop right right just stop because

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there's there's no point and I know some people like it's the monetization that drives them

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for some people it's the content right you know and it's just about creating content and putting

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it out there in the world and if there's some dude sitting in Toledo Ohio it's up Toledo

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you know and he's just like oh my god this is great this is funny then I I did I feel like I did my

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job right exactly you know so that's that's what makes us a lot of fun so and we appreciate all of

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you listening in for sure well the Super Bowl is in the books and damn the NFL for making me root

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for Philadelphia oh dude I know right oh my god that was felt like a weird Sunday I'm sitting there

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hooting and howling yeah gregals it's like what's wrong with me yeah and your your co-host Kevin

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Boland he probably would have died yeah yeah he is very anti-filly well I am too most days but

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when it comes to Petty Mahomes and the NFL and taking an L yeah you know you just got a

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cheered on right right and the thing is like someone told me five years ago I drew for

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he goes over the chiefs I'll be like oh no I know yeah no I know but like we are just

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yes they become everything I hate exactly you know so that's that's a dynasty in sports

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that arguably doesn't deserve I mean I don't want to say doesn't deserve it that I feel like that

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would get some flack for being just incorrect but if you're being held up on a string by NFL refs

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did you really win them all I mean come on right and the and that's funny you mentioned that because

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in that game the refs pretty much kept that right down the middle and right happened chiefs got the

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rest yeah yep interesting how that works uh six sacks and what they didn't what's a single time

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they didn't that was beautiful that was man so well hats off to the coach for that game plan

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yeah and that was definitely solid I forget like there was that one play um forget how much they

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were up at the time might have been 27 nothing or whatever the score was but he called like the

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play was called like nail in the coffin or something it was that bomb oh yeah okay that he

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just like boom just nailed in the coffin I'm like that's awesome beautiful I love that poetry

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it was it really was so at any rate and and ladies ladies and gentlemen don't mind me if I have to

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take breaks here I didn't even do my radio show last week and I lost my voice so talking is a bit

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of a challenge so we'll get it we'll make it we'll lock in lock in I might hack I have funny feeling

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he'll be able to take that out in post which will be good fix it in post but at any rate um so all

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right so that was the game commercials weren't great I think they weren't terrible they were just

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mid there was regular commercials you know yeah and um and then this is probably the first time

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maybe ever that I was looking forward more to the halftime show right exactly than the actual game

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right because any anytime someone asked me hey watch Super Bowl where are you watching the Super

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Bowl what are you doing blah blah blah blah I'm like oh I'm watching Kendrick Lamar and they're

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gonna play some football around yeah exactly like that's kind of what's going on but uh anyway yeah

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that that halftime show right so Kendrick Lamar this year's performer flanked by mc uncle Sam

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Jackson SZA and mustard it had energy attitude story and uh I loved it I loved the whole thing

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first of all yeah let me just be the second one in the room to say that the show was amazing

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loved it it was fantastic uh-huh so like you said Samuel Jackson was kind of the emcee of the halftime

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show he introduced Kendrick um dressed as uncle Sam kind of portraying the antagonist yes of the set

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um interludes in between songs he kept telling uh Kendrick Lamar how to act how to play the game

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in air quotes um playing the literal government figurehead if you will trying to stop Kendrick

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from spreading his messages quoting Kendrick being too loud too reckless too ghetto too ghetto yeah

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which I mean when I saw that I'm like oh my god this this whole orchestration is perfect yeah oh yeah

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of course playing the so-called uncle Tom trope Samuel Jackson was which of course was reminiscent

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of his character in Django Unchained oh yeah for sure where he was playing a similar character

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he Kendrick Lamar opened up the show with a g and x kind of interlude rap saying the

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revolution's about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy which I thought was

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great because I'm sure the NFL nit picked with a fine tooth comb through his entire performance

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oh I'm sure can't do that can't do that can't do that but I mean he got that through that's pretty

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awesome uh which was which was a phenomenal way to open and then before he got into the songs and

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I'll touch on this a bit later before he started with his music he played two notes of the first

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track off of g and x whacked out murals the first two notes of that song before switching it up and

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going a different route which I'll touch on later but that I heard that I'm like oh shit yeah that's

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pretty good because that song's got some that song's got a little beef in it as well the choreography

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and all the dancers you know portraying the red white and blue the American flag kind of split

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right down the middle was very symbolic kind of showing like the division in America divisiveness

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as a whole some people arguing that it's kind of showing like how America was built on the back

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of slavery with the interlude I believe before he sang not like us saying 48 years in a mule this

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is bigger than the music yeah oh yeah which that was pretty because man's painted slaves were promised

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40 acres in a mule yep did they get that judges yeah nope right and then like the costuming was

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pretty fantastic too um oh yeah by the way Serena Williams was there that was perfect so good just

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cripple walking with uh when not like us is playing because uh Drake used to date Serena

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used to date SZA too yeah and it's just like wow this this couldn't be more perfect and on

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on Kendrick Lamar he had a chain with a lowercase a which a lot of people are like oh a minor

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that's hilarious no yeah um but yes SZA was phenomenal as well the the setlist was the intro

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rap then they played squabble up humble dna euphoria man in the garden peekaboo luther with SZA all

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the stars with SZA not like us and then tv off which and that's just a phenomenal setlist as a whole

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anyway oh yeah and we all knew he was gonna play not like us right because and it's the

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it's the biggest song of 2024 yeah and of course since the halftime show I heard after the halftime

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show uh not like us streams increased like 430 percent like damn that's awesome and then like I

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was saying with whacked out murals um it's a song they didn't play but they played the first two

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notes of and I kind of see why because they were in New Orleans right and in the song whacked out

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murals he calls out probably no New Orleans most famous rapper a little wane for being a little

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bitch essentially because Lil Wayne was complaining like oh it's in New Orleans I should have gotten

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the nod to be on stage and yeah not to mention Lil Wayne is a trumpeter so that that's an instant

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l anyway oh yeah so yeah in in whacked out murals Kendrick Lamar calls out Lil Wayne he calls out

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Snoop Dogg it's just like ooh even just playing the first two notes of that I'm like oh oh I know

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what that means yeah that's a hey fuck you without even without even saying it you know so I just

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thought that was amazing yeah the performance as a whole was great it was um one thing that I liked

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which a lot of people didn't pick up was at the very beginning and the show started

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and on the field there was a triangle and an x and a circle they were basically the controller

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of the sony controller right right Drake is signed by Sony uh so he's playing the game so he's playing

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the game and so it was like and it's like going what it was was the gth cheat cheat code for

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invincibility no shit that's how he started that's great so it's like man like I didn't pick it up at

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the time oh but like when I started doing rewatches and other influencers reacting to it and one of

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the guys like did you guys notice him like oh my god that's great that's amazing that's great he did

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that and that was that was awesome I love that and then at the very end um when so uh he does they

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they'd not like us and then he went in to turn the tv off you know and muster comes out serena

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crypt blocks whatever like the whole thing like that that way they ended it yeah was just like a

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gut punch and then boom he just ends it lights out game over on the in the background yeah amazing

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perfect yeah it was great it is a phenomenal halftime show I loved it yeah it was excellent it was

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excellent so uh but yeah thanks for that report that was awesome I thought it was a great halftime

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a good super bowl it couldn't have been better we had a great time like we had a group of people

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and it was my son and two of my old friends from Chicago and they came out and uh some of my newer

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friends from valpo so it was really kind of a nice group and I knew everybody would get along and it

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was great and we had a fun time it was bdubs there's wings right so that's not bad uh and um my friend

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jess she had to work so we're just like oh all right we're bringing the party to you right uh so

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that that kind of worked out perfectly but uh any rate it was a good day I agree it was a good day

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good halftime and uh we are going to take a break and we'll be right back with a little

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all right we are back everybody it is time for a little Carpe Diem here on the Mark Mo Show

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Carpe Diem very simple people like you that's right you go to the mirror I'll wait yep you

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send us your DMs we read them on air and no matter what they say we'll read them it's cool

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it's a question we'll answer it doesn't mean we're gonna answer it right that's true that's true

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like our answer we're not legally obligated to answer oh we are not no it's like a gift it is a gift

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yeah oh no no way so I'm gonna kick things off today with a little at KC Kermit Love

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oh no yeah oh it's real where did all the flags go it was so unfair I can't believe they let him

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hit my guy over and over so rigged so rigged indeed it's almost like football's a contact sport

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yeah it's almost like they said yeah let's let these guys play the game right oh oh did someone

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have to take an L on a big stage oh oh kermi someone couldn't get a dub without the help of the refs

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oh so sad hi kermit the frog here that pretty much that's him getting sacked that's him getting sacked

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over and over ah um how about this at miz piggy 69 oh no get your bitch ass hands off my kermi

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where are the flags I can't believe both of them checked in that's that's kind of it they must be

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pissed they're pissed they're not happy well unfortunately uh miss miss pig up mrs pig uh yeah

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sorry ran out of flags took an L yep it's that simple uh at tete for life did I hear the crowd

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boo my absolute goddess why because she is rich famous and talented and they're stuck living in

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a double wide and working at auto zone wow tate well we well they booed tete and they also booed

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the fewer I'm sorry president right so I mean people just boo who they they're not a fan of you

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know it's true I think you can't expect a crowd to always cheer right oh yeah cheering and cheering

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it's what we do it's what we do and when you're at a game you know watch the game that's like that's

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true oh they're so and so the people like ah I get out of here right it's not a taylor swift thing and

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well it's not for me I know it is for some people for some people it is just because they don't like

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taylor swift I I don't like celebrities being shown at the I want to watch the football game

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right I want to watch the football game I want to watch the halftime show I don't care who showed up

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I don't care they paid 10 grand for a ticket I don't care yeah no doubt you don't have to show them

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nope uh at no fly zone why aren't we talking about all these planes crashing and the firing at the

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faa that preceded them it's a good question no fly zone yeah that is I mean you want to talk about

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coincidences right that's yeesh what was the famous guy that said there are no coincidences

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oh I forgo er yeah yeah and as someone said that I just find that interesting I do too yeah because

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I I was out with a friend the other night and he was saying how the next four years are going

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to be a train wreck or like actually it's a plane wreck a plane wreck is what we're good is what

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we're looking at that's pretty good yeah kind of crazy how we went from bowing whistleblowers

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getting disappeared to uh so there's planes just they're just crashing now it's crashing

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just crashing now I'm I'm gonna walk or drive yeah whatever I can control I'll bike somewhere

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oh no don't give me a tricycle yeah at least that's safe you're biking to tennis I'll get there

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were you gonna stop me you're gonna stop me uh no way not now not never uh at stoner stanley 420

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hey kevum what's your number I need to talk to you about those stolen items from cox sporting

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place I give you weed oh wait this is the mark moe and allen show oopsie that what I say what are

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you doing I say well stan you realize I don't know if he realizes you can just go back and

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delete a previous part right but you know I'm glad you're still wondering about kevin we are too

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sometimes but yeah I don't I don't know much about the stolen cox either I wasn't there for that no in

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fact I don't I don't even remember hearing about it but uh yeah we're chilling we're doing good we're

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definitely going to answer the question yeah yeah no doubt uh we're fine and the last one comes from

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at bruce bixby bruce bixby he's here don't make me angry you won't like it when I'm angry

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who's this like a howl 3000 again what is going on I know right piss off bixby yeah we won't make

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you angry right right I had some DMs today three people check in and ask me things oh good good

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gumbo slime asks how do you take your burger it's a fair question uh well aina lee if I can um an

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adventurous type adventurous type there there are supposed to be taste buds down there they're just

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not hooked up they're not hooked up but you can still feel the spice of capsaicin after you eat it right

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absolutely like that's they the nerves are hooked up but thank god the taste buds aren't

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that's a blessing that is a blessing absolutely no seriously I uh my burger I like my burger

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simple I don't like to complicate things will I eat is some sort of exotic combination sure

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sure I typically like burger by the way kony mang my boy uh he's a chef and he made me a burger the

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other night phenomenal holy shit holy shit it was great anyway uh I typically like burger

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medium to medium well somewhere between just a little bit of pink

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and then uh bacon cheese could be cheddar colby jack you know that's about that's about as exotic as

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I'm like oh what cheese do I want to put on it uh and it's male lettuce and I am good that burger

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is yeah fuck man that's true I can get down with that I too like my burger mid rare or medium

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I'll I'll get a little crazy sometimes with the exotic burgers like you were mentioning I'll I'll

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try it almost anything once to see if I like it but usually just like a medium burger I usually

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do double slice of cheese right it's like maybe one american one pepper jack ooh so you get like the

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creaminess and then a little kick go with that and then I'll do like we're throwing down there yeah

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yeah heck yeah I'll go like lettuce tomato mayonnaise ketchup mustard onion onions not bad

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onions not bad that's for sure yeah if you're getting crazy whether you could do like a caramelized

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onion too caramelized that shit dude yeah oh with the oh my god right yeah now that's an idea

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I'm so hungry uh crazy questions about burgers lump asks what's your favorite shooter games

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it's a good question it depends how wide of a range you would call a shooter game

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it's like some would just break that down to like first person shooters you call the duties in

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battlefields but I would argue grant theft auto has enough shooting at it to be a shooter game

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yep and I would definitely say GTA 5 is up there and if we're going that route I'll put cyberpunk

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2077 up there as well yep but for just tall talking first person shooters I love

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the original modern warfare one and two no two and three two and three and then the black ops one

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and two three was pretty good and then call a duty ghosts highly underrated I think I was about

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to say it's that might be my favorite one yeah that might be my favorite one um yeah I like that one

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not specifically mention that as a shooter game right but kind of sort of is yeah and the thing I

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like best about it is well besides like from from its predecessor the graphics just improved

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tremendously right but I feel like the gameplay in terms of your shooting and your aiming whether

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you have a sniper or you have some sort of automatic weapon or a handgun or whatever they put work

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into that yeah they did they really put work into that so I you know I really love that and so and

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probably that and ghosts and I'm gonna go retro all right duck hunt duck hunt really okay duck hunt

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and I'm not talking about sitting at home playing duck on talking like like the arcade machine on the

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arcade we got the big orange and green plastic guns in there and you're sitting there in an arcade

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a gun that's like a 88 magnum right and you're just sitting there popping popping ducks and squirrels

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and shit that's popping up so uh that might be the og shooter first shooter game sure did that

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proceed doom I think it did oh yeah pretty sure it did because I was a kid playing duck hunt right

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right yeah doom was a bit later than I guess yeah and then you have like for for pc gamers

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yeah castle woofenstein which um graphically is is rough I'm sure yeah yeah but it was great

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because it's just like you're going through these mazes and you're shooting zombie right Nazi guys

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and it's great that's fantastic mm-hmm oh yeah the final question I received today several bumblebees

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ask why do people hate us we're the good guys that's a great question I valid I've never understood

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that bumblebees honey bees I mean 99% of the time they're just chilling yeah right like they might land

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on your watermelon slice or whatever but and you just like you know blowing on the fly away they get

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the message it's the wasps and the hornets and the yellow jackets they're the assholes they are and

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people mistake them the ah bees and like that wasn't a beam no no I was gonna be and you just swatted at

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it and now it's gonna be how you're fucked and now it's like oh really okay trying to go you want to

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go yeah yellow jacket few if you swing your hand to the yellow jacket okay get away that is a sign

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for him to be like oh I'm not attack I'm not going right I'm about to attack you yeah oh yeah yeah so

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don't don't misidentify the nasty ones yeah because you're giving bees a bad name and they're already

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having it rough enough out here with big ag and chemical companies murdering them right so let's

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just let's give our bees a little respite oh no I think I had I have a small garden and I really

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didn't do much with it this year but in previous years you know I do peppers and tomatoes and yeah

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celery no there's no garlic grown in there hey garlic grown in there that's good stuff and so

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so this weed was growing and I would take pictures of it Aidan's mother is like great at like identifying

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things and I guess there's a nap for that too but uh she identified as goldenrod and I'm like oh

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and at the time I just had one it was one random it looked really silly but what I noticed is that

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the bumblebees loved it right could not get enough of it there is like hey this is cool well apparently

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goldenrod is slightly invasive because now I've got like six or seven of them yeah and I was able

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to use some in a float for national organization when poor county was up live um so I use that in

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their float but anyway um the bumblebees love it so if you have anything in your garden around your

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home and you're like oh that's a weed but you see bumblebees and stuff being like we love this leave

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it along yeah it's chill yeah just let it be I too have a bunch of goldenrod and other like

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asters and stuff that are just great pollinators and in my backyard there used to be well there's

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still is but not as much anymore there's this huge semicircle filled with rocks and stuff like a

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perfect fireplace area and the goldenrod just took it over absolutely everywhere it does and at first

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liners and whatever and I was like ah fuck it they can have it they can have it yeah they can have

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it I don't have a fire pit yet that's good pollinators I'll leave it you know but you have a you have a

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good sized yard where it's very easy for you to go now plan B all right where else are we at and put

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it somewhere else so no doubt yeah I was I was happy about that but yeah hey yo shout out bees

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no doubt for sure shout out bees bees the official sponsor yeah we hope so right about now

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we move on to a segment called the other foods with Aiden Maloney now the other foods is just that

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is it a burger mm-hmm it's a hot dog no pizza mm-hmm it is some random crazy shit from around the

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globe very true Aiden spends hours upon hours upon hours scouting the globe actually in person

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in person yeah you know I do some traveling Sweden Luxembourg Fiji islands wherever you go yeah

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both of the european countries but both of them Sweden and Luxembourg Sweden and Luxembourg the

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two is every everything around them is just future Sweden and future Luxembourg absolutely yeah

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the rest are just irrelevant uh anyway Aiden what do you got for us today okay I have a plethora I found

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because I wanted to bring this up but they're not like some of the other foods I've covered on this

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show are like nasty and just wild to conceptualize and these have been on my mind for a while and I've

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just started seeing more and more of them they're like the recent food trends you see on TikTok

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or red note or whatever else so I've compiled a list of what do I have seven or some out of these

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that I'm just gonna run through because they just don't sound good okay the first one I've got

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vanilla ice cream with olive oil uh some people swear by it other people have tried it and they're

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like no it's as gross as it seems so no that's like all of these are gonna be like that we're like

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some people like oh geez this has got to be the new thing it's awesome it's so good and then other

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people try it and they're like yeah not really I can't what what would ice cream how would ice cream

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be complimented by olive oil I have no idea olive oil has a very distinct flavor it does I think of

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olive oil I'm either making a Greek or an Italian dish right end of story that's it yeah ice cream

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yeah yeah who next one I've got went crazy viral on TikTok I think a year or two ago watermelon

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and mustard oh no what mustard yeah yeah so they just drizzled mustard on watermelon and called it

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the greatest thing ever I don't think I've tried it I don't but yeah no I don't think I've tried it

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I've tried like tahin on watermelon yeah that's pretty unique not sure it's for me but I get it

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but mustard on watermelon is a that's a no no way conceptually it makes no sense no now if you're in

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Chicago mustard on hotdog that's yeah it's the only way Chicago dog style that's right yeah yeah

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keep your catch up at home don't don't bring that shit in here even dare make sure you have your

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celery salt though yes next one I found bananas on a quesadilla uh I'll listen I did that's just it

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you make a quesadilla cheese quesadilla you put bananas on it need it no it's like why why yeah

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it's another one of those things where bananas are like coingly sweet right yeah and a quesadilla is

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a savory item that doesn't mix cheese and bananas or have we lost the plot not let's see all right

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this is kind of a callback bananas are ass anyway not not not banana flavoring I like banana flavoring

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but that consistency get the f out dude I'm like no way in hell it's like here peel this thing and

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eat this thing that has the texture of paste no no thank you no thank you so yeah on on a quesadilla

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on on toast on a plate no it's on toast on toast no none of it well sounds like you love bananas

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you love this one too this is a southern one bananas and mayonnaise yogurt sandwich

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so you're doing the math in your head I am is yeah mayonnaise yeah yogurt sandwich

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no that's a no and there's the whole thing from like the 1950s right where mayonnaise was in every

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dish oh yeah and they would just mix bananas and mayonnaise ah it's just a foul idea no

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and see here's the thing I love mayonnaise I really do as a matter of fact I guess this is

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maybe more of an English thing I love to dip my fries in it I think it's great I've heard about that

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yeah I think Kevin actually mentioned that on the last episode like I actually prefer that over

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ketchup uh yeah so uh-uh no damn yeah with bananas damn no it's a flavor I can't I can't

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think about how that would taste in my mouth and I'm fine with that being that way you know

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no I don't want to think any further about how that could taste no I really I really don't yeah

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that's that god that's so gross it sounds foul like literally if I if I came across some southern

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I'd be like ah honey what it's something to hurt you somebody hurt you yeah is it you alright

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do the Michael Jordan thing stop it get some help get some help this is another watermelon one

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kind of curious watermelon and feta cheese is another one I don't like it doesn't sound as crazy

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as watermelon with mustard but I still like I picture feta cheese being on salads or euros

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I on watermelon why can't we just leave watermelon alone it's phenomenalize is agreed just let

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watermelon be watermelon I've got two more here a spaghetti and salsa so you ditch the marinara

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add salsa hmm I don't know how to feel about that that one isn't the most repulsive no it's not

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repulsive it's just curious because marinara was already fine alfredo sauce is perfectly fine as well

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right but salsa is I mean you get the flavor of like vinegar and onion in there and there is

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tomatoes but like they're kind of secondary flavors like salsa is kind of harsh just to be on noodles

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right like at least the salt of a chip cuts through it that's true you know that's a good

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I don't I don't know if I'm down with spaghetti and salsa I don't know and it's like if somebody had

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said I put it on there because I like a little bit of kick well they make air be out of sauce right

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if you like a kick sure huh yeah I don't know I just don't I don't know if I'm down with that one

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you know think so yeah the last one I had on here kind of kind of hit me in a way because I love I

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love coffee big coffee guy usually take it black but I'll get adventurous and try my men yeah exactly

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damn right coffee and olive oil I don't know what it is about olive oil or why it's an ice cream and

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now coffee but if if the coffee didn't make you shit coffee and olive oil is going to make you

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explode ah it's going to break you why would you put olive oil and coffee what a I don't even know

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they wouldn't emulsify they wouldn't I just like I was just imagining that I'm like isn't it just

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going to skim across the top right yeah that just sounds foul I mean like I could see myself doing it

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and you'd have yourself a nice you know maricano right right if your cup and the black coffee

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you put it on top and you're like oh eggs on felides I mean I don't I just god it's disgusting

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so I'm going to drink an oil slick today yeah I'm not down with that at all no I'll stick to my coffee

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and I'll use olive oil properly which usually means in a pan yes exactly yeah I'm sure most of the

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chefs out there are like yeah that's the purpose right exactly that's what you do with that in a

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pan on a cell like pasta salad dish whatever that's it yeah in a vinaigrette pretty that seems like a

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perfectly fine spot for it to be in I feel like olive oil needs to put instructions on their bottles

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now yeah right people are getting stupid do not put in coffee do not put in coffee and for god's sake

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leave vanilla ice cream alone see I just figured I'd talk about some crazy food trends today I love

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it yeah I love it that is so great and we're gonna take a quick break and when we come back

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our signature segment you just made the list

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all right we're back with you just made the list that is our top 10 list here on the mark mo show

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and of course it can be on just about anything and usually is and we have no rules

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zero by design well technically maybe one there's in a paradoxical sense the only rule is that

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there's no rules no rules right so we have a top 10 list 10 to 2 our big number one reveal

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and this week since we've had the quote unquote pictures and catchers report thank baby Jesus

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is I figured we would do a baseball one and so this week's is top 10 major league pitchers of all

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time it's pretty good it's vast there's a lot of them it is vast so I'm very interested what do you

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have a all right well I did some research yes sir found the pitchers with some good statistics

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I went way back in time as is my number 10 here Walter Johnson I believe from the 1920s 20s or 30s

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Walter Johnson phenomenal er a and whip a lot of shit ton of seasons and games played and I'm like

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wow what a great place to start right going way back in time yeah and then of course we'll hear

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some more familiar names as I go. Number nine, Bob Gibson. Super powerful guy. Number eight,

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Sandy Kofax. Number seven, Tom Seaver. Number six, the homie, Nolan Ryan. Yeah. You got two.

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And may I just add a Nolan Ryan story? Oh, it's the older Nolan Ryan was still a bad ass. As a

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matter of fact, I don't know how old he is today. He's probably in well into his 70s now. Sure.

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Throughout a ball at a game and still hit in the 80s. Oh my God. Unreal. But that's not the story.

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The story is he's pitching against the White Sox against Robin Ventura. Nolan Ryan hits him. Now,

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in baseball, many baseball fans know sometimes when things happen, guy gets hit, the next team's like,

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Oh, all right, I for an eye, right, might not happen today, might happen in the game tomorrow,

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but we're going to plunk one of your guys. Usually when that happens, not a lot of malice, try to

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hit him in the thigh or they ask cheek or something. Right. Well, Nolan Ryan drills Robin Ventura.

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Right. And Robin takes like a half step. And maybe his brain realizes just for a millisecond

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that this isn't the best idea. Yeah. But then he runs at him. Nolan Ryan is a Tex. He's, he's

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stone cold Steve Austin. Right. And soon as Robin went, I think everybody collectively went, Oh, no.

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Bad idea. Nolan Ryan knocked his ass off, just destroyed him. So all of his accolades and how

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great of a pitcher he was. The one thing I remember is him just popping Ventura. Ventura

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bleeding in the dugout. It's just like, that's hilarious. That's pretty awesome. He can do both.

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He can do both. Right. What a guy. Number five on my list, the old Randy Johnson. Oh, yeah. Had

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to be on here. Number four, Cy Young. I mean, they named the whole award after him. Gotta be on there.

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Gotta be in the top five at least. Number three, Greg Maddox. He's a G. Oh, he's great. And then

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thing is, and which Aiden will appreciate, Aiden used to pitch for a while through high school.

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And as big and strong as Aiden is, he could never reach a certain velocity that like would make him

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that next level pitcher, which he would have been if he had the velocity. However, he really utilized

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I'm the junk boy. He's a junk fan. And so he really kind of utilized that. So that's, that's

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what kind of made me think of that. Yeah. Yep. The curve, the knuck, the sinker, the splitter. I never

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got the splitter fully, but I got it a couple times and it was kind of nasty. Oh yeah, for sure. And,

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and for people, I've coached high school ball, I coached Aiden. And when you have a pitcher like

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that, it's such a weapon. Not that you necessarily want that guy to start. Right. But if you have a

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couple of big, like we had a couple of big country boys and they just fire pellets, but the thing is

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come like the middle innings, they're done. Yeah. You could tell the velocity drops and it's like,

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oh, they're going to create now. As soon as that happens, bring in your junk guy and this team's

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been clocking the speedy guy. Yeah. And Aiden being big and strong, how he looks, the other team

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doesn't think, oh, this guy's just going to throw a bunch of crap at us. Right. We played one of the

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top teams in the state and Aiden went out there in the middle innings to relieve, I think about him

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in Mason. Yeah. And just started throwing shit and they looked, I think they had one hit off him

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in two innings. Yeah. They made them look so stupid. It was great. Made y'all look silly out there.

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Yeah. Was that Hebron? Was that it was? I think it was. Yeah. That sounds right. Oh, so happy.

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Yeah. I was so happy for you. That was very good. Sorry for the baseball talk. No, it's all good.

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We used to be more sports centric, but we did. We can still touch on that. Who's going to stop us?

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We already saw there's no rules. No rules. Nope. Number two on my list, Roger Clements.

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Yeah. He deserves that. No doubt. So that's my 10 through two right there. All right. I'm going to

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start out number 10. What would the reliever? Mariano Rivera. Oh, that's good. And it's hard

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because he's Yankee. Sorry, New York fans. I like Boston. So it was hard, but no doubt. Anytime he

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came into the game, it's Red Sox fan like, Oh, God, yeah, because he just knew more than likely

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he was over. Yeah. Cy Young number nine. Number eight, Randy Johnson. Good old Randall. Number

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seven, Roger Clements. Number six, Bob Gibson. True. True. Number five, Tom Seaver.

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Number four, Pedro Martinez. Got to put Pedro on. For sure. No doubt. Number three, Sandy Kofax.

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Dodger pitcher. Lefty. Guy was just a beast. And number two, Nolan Ryan. Perfect. Very good.

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I'm very interested to see who you have as your number one. Number four was my number one. I

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put Pedro Martinez at the old spot. Yeah. Pedro was such a badass. He's a G. He was so good.

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Had to give him the number one nod. Oh yeah, for sure. I give my number one to Greg Maddox. There

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we go. And oh yeah, because it was great. It was like, he wasn't a guy who was going to sit there

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and throw 98 miles an hour. Right. But he was such a student of the game and had incredible control

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and good pitches, not the high velocity, but good pitches and great control. That's all you need.

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Right. So he'd come up to a guy and sometimes he'd bait him, you know, like throw in close to the

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zone because he had that control. Right. And that guy'd be like, Oh yeah. And maybe even have a catcher

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kind of set up in the zone. And the guy'd be like, Here we go. Right. Maddox would break him off. Yeah.

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And just make guys look stupid. Such a good pitcher. I love the cerebral players. I really do.

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Because those are the guys that's like, look, physically and talent wise, I might not be upper

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echelon, but I'm so damn smart. Right. I got you. Yep. I love that. I love players like that. Yeah.

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It's phenomenal. Oh, no doubt. We're now on to another segment of ours called review preview.

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And that is where I review a movie, preview a movie. Here's the thing though. Homie has McOwen

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movies. I've been ill for two weeks. All sorts of weird respiratory shit. And I couldn't talk for

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a while. Anybody that likes my after hour show knows I just had an AI British woman do my DJing

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for me this past week. Ended up working pretty well. Maybe I'll hire. At any rate, so when I

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don't have an opportunity to preview and review new movies, I kind of go retro. True. And so

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what I did this time, once again, based on the pictures and catchers reporting and everybody

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kind of getting in that baseball mindset a little bit, Major League. So there's a movie called Major

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League. And as baseball movies go, you know, people might put feel the dreams or people might put and

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once again, I love that movie. And a lot of other movies that are baseball movies. But Major League

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kind of has that combo of like you got Bob Uger in the broadcast, right? With that little flunky

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stooge of a sidekick. You can't see that on air. You know, it's so good. So basically, there's this

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woman that plays a new owner, the Indians, right? Former showgirl, Rachel Phelps. And she has a

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sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease, the ticket sales have to plummet.

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So how are you going to do that? She has the most incompetent players available,

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including a near blind pitcher and Ricky Vaughn, injury prone catcher Jake Taylor,

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and another cast of characters. But her villainous tactics accidentally foster a can do team spirit,

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turning the Indians into potential winners. The movie also stars Wesley Snipes, Corbin

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Burson, Dennis Hayspert and Renee Russo. Great cast, funny movie. I saw that in the theater

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with a friend of mine. And literally, and this God was it, high school or college,

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I forget how old I was. We'll leave that part out. We'll fix it in post. Anyway, we saw it in the

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theater. And as the movie progresses and they're playing the game, and of course they're playing

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against the big bag Yankees at the end or whatever, you're like hyped and you're like rooting like

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you're watching a real game. And I'm like, okay, if you can be kind of this silly kind of comedy

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thing, but still have a little bit of that competitive spirit in gaming and you're like

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you're invested in this and you invoke the emotions of baseball, you really do. And then

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you have a little bit of a romantic comedy in there too with Jake Taylor and his old acts and

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that sort of thing. Like all it just works. And the manager who played Lou Brown, that guy was

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amazing. And when they when she calls to hire him, or the general manager, general manager called

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to hire him. He was he was actually a manager at a tire shop. And it's one of the funnier scenes

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that he calls what was like, Hey, how would you like to manage Cleveland Indians this year? He's

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like, Well, I don't know. I got a guy on the other line about a set of white walls. Let me call you

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back. So great. So great. That's funny. Yep. But it's a really good movie. You don't have to be

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an Indians fan to love it. It's if anything, it made me into an Indians fan. Right. So it's

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until they played the Cubs in 2016. That was stressful. Yeah. And we we choose not to remember

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that first part of the World Series. Right. Oh my God, they're kicking our ass. And then we figured

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out who we brought it around town. We brought around town. We were fine after that. But at any rate,

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so good, so funny. So get out there. And it's usually what I do with when a season begins.

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Kiehl Major League, Kiehl Field of Dreams, I think was a sandlot, sandlot to classic for sure.

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Sandlot is definitely a classic. I love that one. Moneyball, moneyball. Don't sleep on moneyball.

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That is a really it's an intelligent movie because they talk about how cyber metrics and

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stuff like that are getting into the game as a way to you're paying players for runs. Right. And

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the value comes from guys that get on base and people can be like, Oh, that guy doesn't steal.

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And that guy strikes out too much. Or this guy does that or does that. What does he do?

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He gets on base. Right. Yep. How do you produce runs? Guy's getting on base. True. So like,

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there's there's a lot to that. And that's a fun movie too. So check check out Moneyball too.

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Absolutely. Awesome. All right. Well, we are going to move on to one more segment before we take

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our next break. And that is while you were sleeping. So while you were sleeping, of course,

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you missed the movie Major League. But I'm very interested to hear what else we were sleeping on.

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Aiden, very true. Well, per huge, this trend of mine has not stopped yet. Indie horror games.

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Oh, right. I love them. They're fantastic. I love indie games in general, because triple A games,

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even with their crazy inflated budgets, they just seem so disconnected, especially over the last

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five, maybe 10 years, even you could argue that they're just so disconnected from

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what people typically want. Yeah. So I love indie games. I love horror games. The one I have for

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you today while you guys were sleeping on it. Yes. It's a game called Trader of the Night. Ooh.

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Game from 2022 made by Natovia, the same game dev behind I'm on observation duty. Oh, yeah. Well,

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anybody that files Aiden's content, you know that one. Yes, I'm a huge fan. And this one goes in a

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completely different direction, but it's fantastic still. It's a it's a game about a horror themed

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stock market simulator. Okay, it's awesome. So the premise is you've made some mistakes,

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you owe some money to some very, very bad people. So you have to make enough money to pay them back

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by trading stock, like essentially day trading at night. So you buy sell short sell, these fictional

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companies pay dividends, earn dividends, whatever, and pay taxes because you don't want to piss off

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the tax man either. That's true. Because they'll they'll send someone out to knock on your door.

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So you essentially have one night to get enough money to pay back these bad people and also have

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enough to pay off your taxes. And you're essentially plopped in this dark room, you know, it's the

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dead of night, it's a dark room. And you've got all these screens in front of you, you're tracking

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all your trading stuff. You can do nothing except for trade and like look at the news and email and

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everything and swivel around in your chair. So the door is directly behind you. Your door to your

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room is behind you. And you know, you hear knocks and tips and taps and you're like swiveling around

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panicked. You get all these emails like threatening emails of like, Hey, we found this it's like a

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picture of a dead body reminded me of you. It's like, Oh, no, wow. So it's it's fantastic, very

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stressful in a fun way. And it's just super, super fun. Because it's not it doesn't take itself super

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seriously, right? Like, I mean, all the companies are named something silly. But it's pretty in depth,

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the way that the actual trading part of it works, because you've got like a whole news tab. So as

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news stories come in, you're like, Oh, this crazy thing just happened. So the market's going to

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react like this. And you're doing all these things. Meanwhile, there's that looming horror behind you

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of like, Oh, my God, are the bad people going to show up? Like, am I going to make it? Yeah, this off

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the tax man. So it's pretty good. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, I think it's only like six or seven bones.

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Okay, like most indie games, it's not an expensive game. You know, it's not like your AAA

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shit that costs $75. So I think it's great. I would highly recommend. That's amazing. Yeah,

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I love that. And I love that you're kind of on this journey through those types of games.

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Yes, me too. It's it's a lot of fun. That's excellent. Well, thank you for what we've clearly

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missed. And so now don't miss it. That's your job. That's what you got to do for next week.

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It's your homework assignment. You're welcome. Don't mess it up. Anyway, we're gonna take a break.

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And when we come back, we're gonna move on to our final segment, the world of weird news here on

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the Mark Mo show.

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All right, everybody, we are back with a world of weird news. We scour the globe

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for the craziest ass news stories we can find. And we do, we find them. Quite frankly, we don't

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have to leave the state of Florida to exactly. There's always stories about Florida man and Florida

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woman and Florida child. There's there's always crazy stuff. But you know, what I've learned as

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we've gone through our journey on this, we used to do this on the radio side of things,

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is that a lot of crazy ass people everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. So I went, I definitely

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went to the other side of the globe. This is from New Zealand. Ooh, New Zealanders. All right.

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New Zealand. Yeah. New Zealand's Mount Taranaki is now legally a person.

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A mountain in New Zealand is now legally recognized as a person after being granted all the rights

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and responsibilities of a human by the government. How's the mountain gonna pay its taxes? That's

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gonna be interesting. Really, you're a mountain and you just say, Hey, you got paid to move me.

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Yeah, right. What are you gonna do? You're gonna arrest me? You ain't gonna do nothing.

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I don't know why Mount Taranaki is from Brooklyn. But what are you gonna do? I got other mountain

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friends. So the new law offers extra protection for Mount Taranaki. Now known as Taranaki

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Mananga. Oh, okay. It's Maori name and it means it has all the rights, powers, duties, and

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responsibilities of a person. It is part of an agreement between New Zealand's government and

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the indigenous Maori tribes, which have long considered the 8,261 foot mountain an ancestor.

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Wow. Okay. Yeah. I can get down with that. Yeah. So, you know, just the unknown kids,

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you're a quarter mountain. The mountain's legal. Once again, I don't know why the story from New

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Zealand has a Brooklyn accent involved. Just work with it. My voice, we're on life support.

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Just work with me here. Every character in this story has a different accent. It's like,

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this baby is 12% mountain. He's 12% mountain. Oh my God. We'll make it through. I swear to God,

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we will. The mountain's legal personality has a name. Tei Kahuwi Tapu, which the law views as

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there's too many names, which the law views as a living and indivisible whole. It includes Taranaki

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and its surrounding peaks and land, incorporating all their physical and metaphysical elements.

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Four members of the local Maori iwi or tribes and four others appointed by the

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country's conservative minister will make up a new entity that acts as the face and voice of the

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mountain. The law rules. Oh, okay. That's fine. It's like an interpreter. It's kind of like a power

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of attorney. Yeah, exactly. For the mountain. Anyway, the league mountain. The legal recognition

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also acknowledges the mountain's theft from the Maori of the Taranaki region after the New Zealand

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was colonized and fulfills an agreement of reparation. Wow. Oh yeah, there's more. So it fulfills an

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agreement of reparation from the country's government, the indigenous people for harms

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perpetrated against the land. The legal rights essentially give the tribes more power to uphold

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the mountain's health and well-being in an era where it has become a popular spot for tourism,

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hiking and snow sports. Despite the new bill, which passed unanimously through parliament,

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the mountain will remain a publicly accessible destination. You got all these people walking

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all over me. I thought I was a person. You gotta hit the right shoes. Where's your Tim's?

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Where's my power of attorney? Get these guys. Where's the Yankee nobrem? Come on. The mountain

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has long been honored ancestor, a source of physical, cultural and spiritual sustenance,

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and a final resting place, Paul Goldsmith. The pal has what say he does not sound Maori.

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The politician responsible for the settlements between the government and the Maori tribes

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told parliament in a speech on Thursday. Debbie, mmm, man, these names kill me. Debbie last name.

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Nagarwa Packer, a co-leader of the political party, Taipati Maori and a descendant of the

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Taranaki tribes said the law released the mountain from the shackles of injustice,

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of ignorance, of hate. Wow, that's a speech right there. That's a speech. Yeah, that's pretty good.

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It comes amid significant tension in the country over Maori rights, which led tens of thousands

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of people to march on parliament in November last year. Colonizers of New Zealand in the 18th and

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19th century took the mountain from the tribes after British explorer Captain James Cook spotted

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the peak from his ship and renamed it Mount Eggmont. Wow. That sounds like... Leave it to the Brits to do some dumb shit.

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Leave it to the Brits stuff. Fuck it all, Jesus, God. The only thing the Brits are good for is the rest

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of us having fun independence days. Yes. To celebrate getting away from you pricks. Yeah, that's about right.

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Indeed. Quite. I think it looks like a Mount Eggmont. Mount beans and toast. Mount cup of tea.

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They are such culinary experts. Okay, Reginald. Reginald. In 1840, Maori tribes and representatives

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of the British Crown signed a treaty of Watangi. I almost said Wu Tang Clan. That's okay. New Zealand's

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founding document in which the Crown promised Maori would retain rights to their land and

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resources. However, the Crown reached its agreement. What a surprise. Classic. Classic Brit move.

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The mountain and land nearby was confiscated in 1865 to punish Maori for rebelling. Over the next

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century, hunting and sports groups had a say in the mountains management while the Maori did not.

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Traditional Maori practices associated with the mountain were banned while tourism was promoted.

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And it wasn't until a protest movement by the tribes in the 1970s and 80s that their law language,

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I'm sorry, that their language, culture and rights began to be recognized in law. I see.

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Redress has included billions of dollars in treaty of Wu Tang Clan settlements such as the

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agreement with the eight tribes of Taranaki signed in 2023. Mount Taranaki joined Te Ura,

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a vast native forest on the North Island, and the Wanganui River in being recognized as people

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under the law. Okay. Well, I get it, right? I get it. For legal reasons, it checks. It checks.

568
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It checks. But in layman's terms, you made the mountain a partisan and now it sounds like this.

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Say, I got the people walking all up on me. No Tim's in sight. Hey, how you doing? How you doing?

570
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I'm a mountain. Someone took my Yankee no brim. Yeah. Who's that James Cook clown?

571
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How's he doing? Renaming me. You don't know the Wu Tang Clan Treaty? Step off. Step off. I'm a

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mountain here. I'm a mountain here. So I'm very interested. What in the wide world of weird news

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did you find? The wide world of weird news brings me to a story from Standard, which is a publication

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out of the UK. And of course, they have to report on the United States as well. Because, hey, we need

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it. Drunk Florida man drives lawnmower down major highway, tells police, just take me to jail.

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Oh, no. This is his story from 2020. So you're talking COVID in full effect. Yep. This is in

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the summer of 2020. A drunk Florida man asked a police officer, quote, take him to jail after

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he was caught driving his lawnmower on a major road. Paul Burke was arrested on a charge of DUI

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on August 5 of 2020. Burke had already pre three previous DUI charges. And the footage shows him

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shows Deputy Richard Jintz trailing Mr Burke as the inebriated Floridian drove his lawnmower down

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highway 316, just north of Orlando City. The officer pulled him over and asked how much he

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had to drink. Burke replied in the classic fashion of just a couple on the way home. Oh, no. And then

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the he then proceeded to ask if the deputy was going to take him to jail or not. The footage

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shows him staggering as he attempted to do some sobriety tests, frustrated with the exercises,

585
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and refusing an offer to just try them again. He asked to simply, no, sir, just take me to jail.

586
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That's hilarious. I believe they may have impounded his lawnmower too. But the story did not cover

587
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that point because I'm sure they didn't leave the lawnmower on the highway, right? Right. They wouldn't

588
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have done that. No, I wouldn't think so. When when blood gets out, he's like, has to go down to impound

589
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:31,280
like, Hey, I'm here for my lawnmower. You're here for what? You're here for what? Oh my god. My vehicle,

590
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dammit. Well, yeah, because, well, once again, back to GTA, you can go to the police station. So

591
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when you mess up and say you'd like on a mission or whatever, and you leave your car somewhere,

592
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or something something happens with your car, and you go back and it's gone. It's at the police

593
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:54,080
station. Right. So you just have to go back to the police station. If you have some cash, then get it

594
01:08:54,080 --> 01:09:00,640
out. I immediately thought of that. Yeah, yeah, dude rolls up the police station like, and then the

595
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door opens and there's my John Deere. Here's a riding lawnmower. That would have been a great thing

596
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:10,560
to put in the game, by the way. That would have been a good bit of riding lawnmower. Yeah, so funny.

597
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Yeah, Florida man just really gets my heart, you know. Oh yeah, no doubt. It really does.

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The most grand of stories. Florida never fails. Never ceases to amaze. Oh, I know. It's really

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amazing. But it does not technically conclude our show for the day because Aiden and I, we are

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putting our brains together along with our new person friend, Mountain. It's right. I gave my

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oh, I gave my two cents here. And basically, we were going to start doing beer reviews. And so as

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we were plotting along here, it's like, Oh, shit, the beer review, right. And I'm like, Well, there's

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beer that there is. We have beer. So let's do it. This is our first official Mark Mo show beer

604
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:07,600
review. Very true. We don't have a fun name for it yet. Like we do for all of our other segments.

605
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:12,640
But it could just be the official Mo show beer review. I think maybe you just keep it simple.

606
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:17,360
Yeah, I think that could definitely work. So why don't you tell these fine folks what we're

607
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:24,800
sampling today? Absolutely. Today on the inaugural official Mo show beer review, we've got a Lagunitas

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little something something, which is an IPA. It's a Lagunitas a brewery out of Petaluma,

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California. So just a quick trip across the nation from here. That's right. That's right. A little

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bit of a 30 hour drive, maybe give or take, give or take, give or take, 30 hour drive, quick drive.

611
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So I made the drive out there. I just picked up one can for us to try. I appreciate the effort.

612
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:56,800
Absolutely. Yeah. So it is an ale, an India pale ale, quoted as smooth and silky will be the judge

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of that 12 fluid ounces, seven and a half percent. So it's got some oomph to it. I love that. And the

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the Lagunitas Brewing Company logo is this cute little dog. I know. Spot in his eye. I know. I

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01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:16,000
love it. I love the dog. Very cute dog. So we're going to be sampling this here today. If you at

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home have a Bruce key, you can feel free to join us. We're not sponsored. I want to make that very

617
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:26,880
clear. Right. We're not sponsored. We just enjoy Bruce key. But if you want to and PBR, technically,

618
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I'm not cheating on you. Right. Right. It's an open relationship with the peaver. It really is. Yeah,

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it really is. It's for the job. Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. It's just, it's just what, you know, we're

620
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paid to do, right? That 100%. No question. So we're starting sampling this and this idea kind of

621
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sprouted from an app we both use. It's actually an app my mom got me into and then thusly I got you

622
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into. Yes. It's called untapped and we're not sponsored by them either. But it's called untapped.

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It's essentially just an app where you get to review different beers you've tried and just like

624
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,960
give them a rating out of five and, you know, flavor notes where you got it at, who you were with,

625
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you know, just kind of a fun thing that you can check in and do. Yeah. And that kind of spawned

626
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this idea. Yep, it sure did. It sure did. So, oh man, tough jobs. Yeah. I suppose we should try this.

627
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I suppose we should. Cheers. Don't even eat us. Sluncha. Little something, something. We're about

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to give you our first impressions. See, smooth and silky. No doubt. I guess it is smooth. I'll

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give it that. The silk factor. As IPAs go for sure 100%. And I'm kind of in the minority as far as my

630
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myself and my friends and family. As far as liking IPAs, my girlfriend, Jordan hates them. My boy,

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01:12:54,240 --> 01:13:02,240
Kevin hates them. I just recently got our friend Zach Sauer into them. So I've got one. I got one.

632
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And I'm not opposed to them. I, folks, I drink them a lot. So, proudly. I proudly, really. I love

633
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that the after notes of pine, pine, I'd say pine tree, scented cardboard thing in your car. It accents

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the liquor in such a way. It really does. It really does. So, the fact that I can drink that and I

635
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:32,800
can drink spiritus and I can drink, you know, absinthe and all that stuff, this is easy. For me,

636
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:40,240
it's just a taste. Sure. I can get down with that. This is very tasty though. Oh, I enjoy it. I enjoy

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01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:46,400
it very much. Smooth and silky is accurate as advertised. Accurate. It had a nice pour on it too.

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It really did. It's a nice frothy. It's a nice color. Yeah. Yeah, not very hazy. Not very hazy,

639
01:13:53,440 --> 01:14:01,040
very golden though. Not very dark. But yeah, it's nice. I would give this five big booms.

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All right. That's that's how we're gonna roll out. I'll start off. I probably, I don't know if I've

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rated this one an untapped or not, but we'll have to do that after the show. But I'll probably give

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this a 375. I think this is very good. I actually just gave it a four. Four? Yeah. So there you have

643
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:28,880
it. An aggregate score of like 3.89 or something. Yeah. Something like that. They tell me there

644
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:35,680
be no math. Yeah, I know, right. But yeah, would recommend not sponsored, but hey, let us know.

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If you at home try this, let us know what you think. Give us your rating. Absolutely. Yeah, no

646
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:48,160
doubt. I enjoy it and I'm really going to, well, let me do it this way. I'm really, I'm really

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interested and enjoy and through the bearers and reviews. I've, I don't know. And I,

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that's seven and a half percent really hits. It really hits. It's just after two steps. It really

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01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:10,080
is. It's kind of amazing. Quick acting. No doubt. It's like an Advil. Yeah. Our first ever official

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beer review. Yes. An aggregate score of 3.8. Somehow a strong start, I would say. Definitely.

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Definitely a strong start. And Gwynethus, good job. Yeah, absolutely. I definitely like it. And

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Had a Luma, California. You keep up that great work, boys. Keep up the great work and we'll

653
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:36,400
keep up the great work here on the Mark Moe show. Please like and subscribe. We would appreciate

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that very much. There's some comments out there if you want. There's stuff you like to hear,

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We'll take constructive criticism. Absolutely. No question. So, yeah. So if you like it,

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we appreciate that YouTube, all the podcast platforms. So make sure you check us out.

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Check out my after hours show. Currently, that resides at a radio station here in Valparaiso,

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Indiana at WVLP. So you can go to their website, get the stream, you go to the tune-in app,

660
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and get that as well. I broadcast Tuesday nights at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time. I get a replay

661
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at Friday at 4 p.m. So you get a little drive time action there. A lot of Celtic Punk. We have

662
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some Alt. And I think my personal opinion, I think Alt Rock, the last two or three years,

663
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:31,680
some of the best music that's out there right now, they're really hitting their stride. They're

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doing such a great job. But yeah, check it out if you can. And then of course, I want to give it up

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to my main man here, Aiden Maloney and AK219, guys being dudes. Absolutely. It's fantastic. You

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can find that on YouTube and Patreon. And then my own channel, Aiden Spelled the Right Way.

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On there as well. Absolutely. So make sure you check those out. Also, want to give just a quick

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shout out to Smoke Town Blues BBQ. I want to give a shout out to Vee Entertainment Magazine.

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I want to give a shout out to Tonya Greek Grill. I want to give a shout out to Simcoe Signs,

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YMCA Valpo, and Life Centers of Valpo. Almost forgot the last one. How could we? How could we do

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that? They're so great. Angie Monahan, you're the best. And that concludes this week's show. I hope

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you guys enjoyed it. Once again, if there's content you love, don't love, whatever, hit us up, like,

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subscribe. That's about it. I'll see you guys next week. Bye!