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enjoy the show. What's up everyone welcome to season one episode four of the Mark Mo
show. My name is Mark Maloney and I'm your host along with AK219's very own Aidan Maloney. How
you doing man? It's a beautiful weekend out there. Lots of snow, lots of cold. I hate it but it's the
weekend so it is it's wonderful in that aspect. I agree. There's no doubt it's like in the upper
30s ish which yesterday was much much colder. Very cold yeah so this is this was like I walked out
of my house like why do I feel warm right and something wrong with me who you've been tortured
by like the negative five degree wind chills yeah so yeah these 30 degrees start to feel nice it's
like oh no I better not get used to this yeah no doubt but yeah so here we are on a February
day and February is always weird in terms of weather right so you get like days are a little
warmer days are a little colder it's kind of back and forth and back and forth you know March's
around the corner dude that's so true. March's around the corner open for it. March has that
beautiful holiday called St. Patrick's Day oh yeah that's what we look forward to yeah yeah
the change into the weather will be nice yeah oh for sure yeah there's no doubt and we are centrally
located for those of you who don't know in the whole webosphere here in near Chicago and so
Chicago does that holiday right they do it they do it justice for sure yeah there's no doubt so
we're looking forward to you never in Chicago number one I'd say Chicago in the summer time is
amazing but if you're not coming in the summer I would say St. Patty's Day that middle part of
March definitely hit up Chicago yeah for sure but and anyway I want to let you guys know we produce
new content on a weekly basis on all-plastic podcast platforms and YouTube we also have some
one-off interviews coming your way we had to cancel on with YMCA unfortunately but I think
that one will be getting back on the books we have a lot more people interested in that so
once that happens we'll let you know how we're going to do that if we incorporate it as part of
our regular podcast or have its own thing I'm leaning towards that I'm leaning towards calling
it fireside chats right right and I think it'll be good I think that'll be fun for sure yeah no
doubt so we'll have that going on and you know they'll be fun and funny and informative and all
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podcast with Aiden Maloney and Kevin Boland let's tell the world a little bit about what's going on
in the AK219 world yeah it's been fantastic the podcast we put out this past Friday was a lot of
fun very entertaining yeah we we have a segment called WTF where we cover local and regional news
kind of similar to how we do on world of weird news here and we found some crazy stories I have a
crazy story for today too oh good it's it's just been a romp and a rave as we always say it's very
fun and we're still playing on AK219 on YouTube we've been playing KFC dating simulator yeah
which has been really good so we've got a new episode of that coming out it's just been a grand
old time that's awesome so I highly recommend everybody check out their podcast pretty funny
stuff as well as a lot of your own original content too yeah on my own channel I found this one
horror game where you're like running a diner but the diner is kind of a purgatory of sorts and you
get all this clientele you're trying to suss out their stories you're trying to suss out your own
story it's kind of nuts so that that'll be going up soon as well but it's that's been a lot of fun
I'm just I feel like I'm in like the flow state with all this content creation recently yeah like
it's been really really fun so I'm super happy and excited about it but it's funny you say that because
when I started in radio and that would have been almost eight years ago now um almost eight
I was told that that doing what we do whether you're on the radio or you're on tv or on youtube
however you're creating content when it stops becoming fun just stop right right just stop because
there's there's no point and I know some people like it's the monetization that drives them
for some people it's the content right you know and it's just about creating content and putting
it out there in the world and if there's some dude sitting in Toledo Ohio it's up Toledo
you know and he's just like oh my god this is great this is funny then I I did I feel like I did my
job right exactly you know so that's that's what makes us a lot of fun so and we appreciate all of
you listening in for sure well the Super Bowl is in the books and damn the NFL for making me root
for Philadelphia oh dude I know right oh my god that was felt like a weird Sunday I'm sitting there
hooting and howling yeah gregals it's like what's wrong with me yeah and your your co-host Kevin
Boland he probably would have died yeah yeah he is very anti-filly well I am too most days but
when it comes to Petty Mahomes and the NFL and taking an L yeah you know you just got a
cheered on right right and the thing is like someone told me five years ago I drew for
he goes over the chiefs I'll be like oh no I know yeah no I know but like we are just
yes they become everything I hate exactly you know so that's that's a dynasty in sports
that arguably doesn't deserve I mean I don't want to say doesn't deserve it that I feel like that
would get some flack for being just incorrect but if you're being held up on a string by NFL refs
did you really win them all I mean come on right and the and that's funny you mentioned that because
in that game the refs pretty much kept that right down the middle and right happened chiefs got the
rest yeah yep interesting how that works uh six sacks and what they didn't what's a single time
they didn't that was beautiful that was man so well hats off to the coach for that game plan
yeah and that was definitely solid I forget like there was that one play um forget how much they
were up at the time might have been 27 nothing or whatever the score was but he called like the
play was called like nail in the coffin or something it was that bomb oh yeah okay that he
just like boom just nailed in the coffin I'm like that's awesome beautiful I love that poetry
it was it really was so at any rate and and ladies ladies and gentlemen don't mind me if I have to
take breaks here I didn't even do my radio show last week and I lost my voice so talking is a bit
of a challenge so we'll get it we'll make it we'll lock in lock in I might hack I have funny feeling
he'll be able to take that out in post which will be good fix it in post but at any rate um so all
right so that was the game commercials weren't great I think they weren't terrible they were just
mid there was regular commercials you know yeah and um and then this is probably the first time
maybe ever that I was looking forward more to the halftime show right exactly than the actual game
right because any anytime someone asked me hey watch Super Bowl where are you watching the Super
Bowl what are you doing blah blah blah blah I'm like oh I'm watching Kendrick Lamar and they're
gonna play some football around yeah exactly like that's kind of what's going on but uh anyway yeah
that that halftime show right so Kendrick Lamar this year's performer flanked by mc uncle Sam
Jackson SZA and mustard it had energy attitude story and uh I loved it I loved the whole thing
and for more on that halftime show I turned it over to our hip hop correspondent yeah Aiden Maloney
first of all yeah let me just be the second one in the room to say that the show was amazing
loved it it was fantastic uh-huh so like you said Samuel Jackson was kind of the emcee of the halftime
show he introduced Kendrick um dressed as uncle Sam kind of portraying the antagonist yes of the set
um interludes in between songs he kept telling uh Kendrick Lamar how to act how to play the game
in air quotes um playing the literal government figurehead if you will trying to stop Kendrick
from spreading his messages quoting Kendrick being too loud too reckless too ghetto too ghetto yeah
which I mean when I saw that I'm like oh my god this this whole orchestration is perfect yeah oh yeah
of course playing the so-called uncle Tom trope Samuel Jackson was which of course was reminiscent
of his character in Django Unchained oh yeah for sure where he was playing a similar character
he Kendrick Lamar opened up the show with a g and x kind of interlude rap saying the
revolution's about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy which I thought was
great because I'm sure the NFL nit picked with a fine tooth comb through his entire performance
oh I'm sure can't do that can't do that can't do that but I mean he got that through that's pretty
awesome uh which was which was a phenomenal way to open and then before he got into the songs and
I'll touch on this a bit later before he started with his music he played two notes of the first
track off of g and x whacked out murals the first two notes of that song before switching it up and
going a different route which I'll touch on later but that I heard that I'm like oh shit yeah that's
pretty good because that song's got some that song's got a little beef in it as well the choreography
and all the dancers you know portraying the red white and blue the American flag kind of split
right down the middle was very symbolic kind of showing like the division in America divisiveness
as a whole some people arguing that it's kind of showing like how America was built on the back
of slavery with the interlude I believe before he sang not like us saying 48 years in a mule this
is bigger than the music yeah oh yeah which that was pretty because man's painted slaves were promised
40 acres in a mule yep did they get that judges yeah nope right and then like the costuming was
pretty fantastic too um oh yeah by the way Serena Williams was there that was perfect so good just
cripple walking with uh when not like us is playing because uh Drake used to date Serena
used to date SZA too yeah and it's just like wow this this couldn't be more perfect and on
on Kendrick Lamar he had a chain with a lowercase a which a lot of people are like oh a minor
that's hilarious no yeah um but yes SZA was phenomenal as well the the setlist was the intro
rap then they played squabble up humble dna euphoria man in the garden peekaboo luther with SZA all
the stars with SZA not like us and then tv off which and that's just a phenomenal setlist as a whole
anyway oh yeah and we all knew he was gonna play not like us right because and it's the
it's the biggest song of 2024 yeah and of course since the halftime show I heard after the halftime
show uh not like us streams increased like 430 percent like damn that's awesome and then like I
was saying with whacked out murals um it's a song they didn't play but they played the first two
notes of and I kind of see why because they were in New Orleans right and in the song whacked out
murals he calls out probably no New Orleans most famous rapper a little wane for being a little
bitch essentially because Lil Wayne was complaining like oh it's in New Orleans I should have gotten
the nod to be on stage and yeah not to mention Lil Wayne is a trumpeter so that that's an instant
l anyway oh yeah so yeah in in whacked out murals Kendrick Lamar calls out Lil Wayne he calls out
Snoop Dogg it's just like ooh even just playing the first two notes of that I'm like oh oh I know
what that means yeah that's a hey fuck you without even without even saying it you know so I just
thought that was amazing yeah the performance as a whole was great it was um one thing that I liked
which a lot of people didn't pick up was at the very beginning and the show started
and on the field there was a triangle and an x and a circle they were basically the controller
of the sony controller right right Drake is signed by Sony uh so he's playing the game so he's playing
the game and so it was like and it's like going what it was was the gth cheat cheat code for
invincibility no shit that's how he started that's great so it's like man like I didn't pick it up at
the time oh but like when I started doing rewatches and other influencers reacting to it and one of
the guys like did you guys notice him like oh my god that's great that's amazing that's great he did
that and that was that was awesome I love that and then at the very end um when so uh he does they
they'd not like us and then he went in to turn the tv off you know and muster comes out serena
crypt blocks whatever like the whole thing like that that way they ended it yeah was just like a
gut punch and then boom he just ends it lights out game over on the in the background yeah amazing
perfect yeah it was great it is a phenomenal halftime show I loved it yeah it was excellent it was
excellent so uh but yeah thanks for that report that was awesome I thought it was a great halftime
a good super bowl it couldn't have been better we had a great time like we had a group of people
and it was my son and two of my old friends from Chicago and they came out and uh some of my newer
friends from valpo so it was really kind of a nice group and I knew everybody would get along and it
was great and we had a fun time it was bdubs there's wings right so that's not bad uh and um my friend
jess she had to work so we're just like oh all right we're bringing the party to you right uh so
that that kind of worked out perfectly but uh any rate it was a good day I agree it was a good day
good halftime and uh we are going to take a break and we'll be right back with a little
Carpe Diem on the Mark Mo Show
all right we are back everybody it is time for a little Carpe Diem here on the Mark Mo Show
Carpe Diem very simple people like you that's right you go to the mirror I'll wait yep you
send us your DMs we read them on air and no matter what they say we'll read them it's cool
it's a question we'll answer it doesn't mean we're gonna answer it right that's true that's true
like our answer we're not legally obligated to answer oh we are not no it's like a gift it is a gift
yeah oh no no way so I'm gonna kick things off today with a little at KC Kermit Love
oh no yeah oh it's real where did all the flags go it was so unfair I can't believe they let him
hit my guy over and over so rigged so rigged indeed it's almost like football's a contact sport
yeah it's almost like they said yeah let's let these guys play the game right oh oh did someone
have to take an L on a big stage oh oh kermi someone couldn't get a dub without the help of the refs
oh so sad hi kermit the frog here that pretty much that's him getting sacked that's him getting sacked
over and over ah um how about this at miz piggy 69 oh no get your bitch ass hands off my kermi
where are the flags I can't believe both of them checked in that's that's kind of it they must be
pissed they're pissed they're not happy well unfortunately uh miss miss pig up mrs pig uh yeah
sorry ran out of flags took an L yep it's that simple uh at tete for life did I hear the crowd
boo my absolute goddess why because she is rich famous and talented and they're stuck living in
a double wide and working at auto zone wow tate well we well they booed tete and they also booed
the fewer I'm sorry president right so I mean people just boo who they they're not a fan of you
know it's true I think you can't expect a crowd to always cheer right oh yeah cheering and cheering
it's what we do it's what we do and when you're at a game you know watch the game that's like that's
true oh they're so and so the people like ah I get out of here right it's not a taylor swift thing and
well it's not for me I know it is for some people for some people it is just because they don't like
taylor swift I I don't like celebrities being shown at the I want to watch the football game
right I want to watch the football game I want to watch the halftime show I don't care who showed up
I don't care they paid 10 grand for a ticket I don't care yeah no doubt you don't have to show them
nope uh at no fly zone why aren't we talking about all these planes crashing and the firing at the
faa that preceded them it's a good question no fly zone yeah that is I mean you want to talk about
coincidences right that's yeesh what was the famous guy that said there are no coincidences
oh I forgo er yeah yeah and as someone said that I just find that interesting I do too yeah because
I I was out with a friend the other night and he was saying how the next four years are going
to be a train wreck or like actually it's a plane wreck a plane wreck is what we're good is what
we're looking at that's pretty good yeah kind of crazy how we went from bowing whistleblowers
getting disappeared to uh so there's planes just they're just crashing now it's crashing
just crashing now I'm I'm gonna walk or drive yeah whatever I can control I'll bike somewhere
oh no don't give me a tricycle yeah at least that's safe you're biking to tennis I'll get there
were you gonna stop me you're gonna stop me uh no way not now not never uh at stoner stanley 420
hey kevum what's your number I need to talk to you about those stolen items from cox sporting
place I give you weed oh wait this is the mark moe and allen show oopsie that what I say what are
you doing I say well stan you realize I don't know if he realizes you can just go back and
delete a previous part right but you know I'm glad you're still wondering about kevin we are too
sometimes but yeah I don't I don't know much about the stolen cox either I wasn't there for that no in
fact I don't I don't even remember hearing about it but uh yeah we're chilling we're doing good we're
definitely going to answer the question yeah yeah no doubt uh we're fine and the last one comes from
at bruce bixby bruce bixby he's here don't make me angry you won't like it when I'm angry
who's this like a howl 3000 again what is going on I know right piss off bixby yeah we won't make
you angry right right I had some DMs today three people check in and ask me things oh good good
gumbo slime asks how do you take your burger it's a fair question uh well aina lee if I can um an
adventurous type adventurous type there there are supposed to be taste buds down there they're just
not hooked up they're not hooked up but you can still feel the spice of capsaicin after you eat it right
absolutely like that's they the nerves are hooked up but thank god the taste buds aren't
that's a blessing that is a blessing absolutely no seriously I uh my burger I like my burger
simple I don't like to complicate things will I eat is some sort of exotic combination sure
sure I typically like burger by the way kony mang my boy uh he's a chef and he made me a burger the
other night phenomenal holy shit holy shit it was great anyway uh I typically like burger
medium to medium well somewhere between just a little bit of pink
and then uh bacon cheese could be cheddar colby jack you know that's about that's about as exotic as
I'm like oh what cheese do I want to put on it uh and it's male lettuce and I am good that burger
is yeah fuck man that's true I can get down with that I too like my burger mid rare or medium
I'll I'll get a little crazy sometimes with the exotic burgers like you were mentioning I'll I'll
try it almost anything once to see if I like it but usually just like a medium burger I usually
do double slice of cheese right it's like maybe one american one pepper jack ooh so you get like the
creaminess and then a little kick go with that and then I'll do like we're throwing down there yeah
yeah heck yeah I'll go like lettuce tomato mayonnaise ketchup mustard onion onions not bad
onions not bad that's for sure yeah if you're getting crazy whether you could do like a caramelized
onion too caramelized that shit dude yeah oh with the oh my god right yeah now that's an idea
I'm so hungry uh crazy questions about burgers lump asks what's your favorite shooter games
it's a good question it depends how wide of a range you would call a shooter game
it's like some would just break that down to like first person shooters you call the duties in
battlefields but I would argue grant theft auto has enough shooting at it to be a shooter game
yep and I would definitely say GTA 5 is up there and if we're going that route I'll put cyberpunk
2077 up there as well yep but for just tall talking first person shooters I love
the original modern warfare one and two no two and three two and three and then the black ops one
and two three was pretty good and then call a duty ghosts highly underrated I think I was about
to say it's that might be my favorite one yeah that might be my favorite one um yeah I like that one
I'm glad you mentioned GTA 5 because I was going to mention that because it lays you say you might
not specifically mention that as a shooter game right but kind of sort of is yeah and the thing I
like best about it is well besides like from from its predecessor the graphics just improved
tremendously right but I feel like the gameplay in terms of your shooting and your aiming whether
you have a sniper or you have some sort of automatic weapon or a handgun or whatever they put work
into that yeah they did they really put work into that so I you know I really love that and so and
probably that and ghosts and I'm gonna go retro all right duck hunt duck hunt really okay duck hunt
and I'm not talking about sitting at home playing duck on talking like like the arcade machine on the
arcade we got the big orange and green plastic guns in there and you're sitting there in an arcade
a gun that's like a 88 magnum right and you're just sitting there popping popping ducks and squirrels
and shit that's popping up so uh that might be the og shooter first shooter game sure did that
proceed doom I think it did oh yeah pretty sure it did because I was a kid playing duck hunt right
right yeah doom was a bit later than I guess yeah and then you have like for for pc gamers
yeah castle woofenstein which um graphically is is rough I'm sure yeah yeah but it was great
because it's just like you're going through these mazes and you're shooting zombie right Nazi guys
and it's great that's fantastic mm-hmm oh yeah the final question I received today several bumblebees
ask why do people hate us we're the good guys that's a great question I valid I've never understood
that bumblebees honey bees I mean 99% of the time they're just chilling yeah right like they might land
on your watermelon slice or whatever but and you just like you know blowing on the fly away they get
the message it's the wasps and the hornets and the yellow jackets they're the assholes they are and
people mistake them the ah bees and like that wasn't a beam no no I was gonna be and you just swatted at
it and now it's gonna be how you're fucked and now it's like oh really okay trying to go you want to
go yeah yellow jacket few if you swing your hand to the yellow jacket okay get away that is a sign
for him to be like oh I'm not attack I'm not going right I'm about to attack you yeah oh yeah yeah so
don't don't misidentify the nasty ones yeah because you're giving bees a bad name and they're already
having it rough enough out here with big ag and chemical companies murdering them right so let's
just let's give our bees a little respite oh no I think I had I have a small garden and I really
didn't do much with it this year but in previous years you know I do peppers and tomatoes and yeah
celery no there's no garlic grown in there hey garlic grown in there that's good stuff and so
so this weed was growing and I would take pictures of it Aidan's mother is like great at like identifying
things and I guess there's a nap for that too but uh she identified as goldenrod and I'm like oh
and at the time I just had one it was one random it looked really silly but what I noticed is that
the bumblebees loved it right could not get enough of it there is like hey this is cool well apparently
goldenrod is slightly invasive because now I've got like six or seven of them yeah and I was able
to use some in a float for national organization when poor county was up live um so I use that in
their float but anyway um the bumblebees love it so if you have anything in your garden around your
home and you're like oh that's a weed but you see bumblebees and stuff being like we love this leave
it along yeah it's chill yeah just let it be I too have a bunch of goldenrod and other like
asters and stuff that are just great pollinators and in my backyard there used to be well there's
still is but not as much anymore there's this huge semicircle filled with rocks and stuff like a
perfect fireplace area and the goldenrod just took it over absolutely everywhere it does and at first
I'm like ah man like well there goes my fire pit idea unless I tear everything up and put new
liners and whatever and I was like ah fuck it they can have it they can have it yeah they can have
it I don't have a fire pit yet that's good pollinators I'll leave it you know but you have a you have a
good sized yard where it's very easy for you to go now plan B all right where else are we at and put
it somewhere else so no doubt yeah I was I was happy about that but yeah hey yo shout out bees
no doubt for sure shout out bees bees the official sponsor yeah we hope so right about now
we move on to a segment called the other foods with Aiden Maloney now the other foods is just that
is it a burger mm-hmm it's a hot dog no pizza mm-hmm it is some random crazy shit from around the
globe very true Aiden spends hours upon hours upon hours scouting the globe actually in person
in person yeah you know I do some traveling Sweden Luxembourg Fiji islands wherever you go yeah
both of the european countries but both of them Sweden and Luxembourg Sweden and Luxembourg the
two is every everything around them is just future Sweden and future Luxembourg absolutely yeah
the rest are just irrelevant uh anyway Aiden what do you got for us today okay I have a plethora I found
because I wanted to bring this up but they're not like some of the other foods I've covered on this
show are like nasty and just wild to conceptualize and these have been on my mind for a while and I've
just started seeing more and more of them they're like the recent food trends you see on TikTok
or red note or whatever else so I've compiled a list of what do I have seven or some out of these
that I'm just gonna run through because they just don't sound good okay the first one I've got
vanilla ice cream with olive oil uh some people swear by it other people have tried it and they're
like no it's as gross as it seems so no that's like all of these are gonna be like that we're like
some people like oh geez this has got to be the new thing it's awesome it's so good and then other
people try it and they're like yeah not really I can't what what would ice cream how would ice cream
be complimented by olive oil I have no idea olive oil has a very distinct flavor it does I think of
olive oil I'm either making a Greek or an Italian dish right end of story that's it yeah ice cream
yeah yeah who next one I've got went crazy viral on TikTok I think a year or two ago watermelon
and mustard oh no what mustard yeah yeah so they just drizzled mustard on watermelon and called it
the greatest thing ever I don't think I've tried it I don't but yeah no I don't think I've tried it
I've tried like tahin on watermelon yeah that's pretty unique not sure it's for me but I get it
but mustard on watermelon is a that's a no no way conceptually it makes no sense no now if you're in
Chicago mustard on hotdog that's yeah it's the only way Chicago dog style that's right yeah yeah
keep your catch up at home don't don't bring that shit in here even dare make sure you have your
celery salt though yes next one I found bananas on a quesadilla uh I'll listen I did that's just it
you make a quesadilla cheese quesadilla you put bananas on it need it no it's like why why yeah
it's another one of those things where bananas are like coingly sweet right yeah and a quesadilla is
a savory item that doesn't mix cheese and bananas or have we lost the plot not let's see all right
this is kind of a callback bananas are ass anyway not not not banana flavoring I like banana flavoring
but that consistency get the f out dude I'm like no way in hell it's like here peel this thing and
eat this thing that has the texture of paste no no thank you no thank you so yeah on on a quesadilla
on on toast on a plate no it's on toast on toast no none of it well sounds like you love bananas
you love this one too this is a southern one bananas and mayonnaise yogurt sandwich
so you're doing the math in your head I am is yeah mayonnaise yeah yogurt sandwich
no that's a no and there's the whole thing from like the 1950s right where mayonnaise was in every
dish oh yeah and they would just mix bananas and mayonnaise ah it's just a foul idea no
and see here's the thing I love mayonnaise I really do as a matter of fact I guess this is
maybe more of an English thing I love to dip my fries in it I think it's great I've heard about that
yeah I think Kevin actually mentioned that on the last episode like I actually prefer that over
ketchup uh yeah so uh-uh no damn yeah with bananas damn no it's a flavor I can't I can't
think about how that would taste in my mouth and I'm fine with that being that way you know
no I don't want to think any further about how that could taste no I really I really don't yeah
that's that god that's so gross it sounds foul like literally if I if I came across some southern
I'd be like ah honey what it's something to hurt you somebody hurt you yeah is it you alright
do the Michael Jordan thing stop it get some help get some help this is another watermelon one
kind of curious watermelon and feta cheese is another one I don't like it doesn't sound as crazy
as watermelon with mustard but I still like I picture feta cheese being on salads or euros
I on watermelon why can't we just leave watermelon alone it's phenomenalize is agreed just let
watermelon be watermelon I've got two more here a spaghetti and salsa so you ditch the marinara
add salsa hmm I don't know how to feel about that that one isn't the most repulsive no it's not
repulsive it's just curious because marinara was already fine alfredo sauce is perfectly fine as well
right but salsa is I mean you get the flavor of like vinegar and onion in there and there is
tomatoes but like they're kind of secondary flavors like salsa is kind of harsh just to be on noodles
right like at least the salt of a chip cuts through it that's true you know that's a good
I don't I don't know if I'm down with spaghetti and salsa I don't know and it's like if somebody had
said I put it on there because I like a little bit of kick well they make air be out of sauce right
if you like a kick sure huh yeah I don't know I just don't I don't know if I'm down with that one
you know think so yeah the last one I had on here kind of kind of hit me in a way because I love I
love coffee big coffee guy usually take it black but I'll get adventurous and try my men yeah exactly
damn right coffee and olive oil I don't know what it is about olive oil or why it's an ice cream and
now coffee but if if the coffee didn't make you shit coffee and olive oil is going to make you
explode ah it's going to break you why would you put olive oil and coffee what a I don't even know
they wouldn't emulsify they wouldn't I just like I was just imagining that I'm like isn't it just
going to skim across the top right yeah that just sounds foul I mean like I could see myself doing it
and you'd have yourself a nice you know maricano right right if your cup and the black coffee
you put it on top and you're like oh eggs on felides I mean I don't I just god it's disgusting
so I'm going to drink an oil slick today yeah I'm not down with that at all no I'll stick to my coffee
and I'll use olive oil properly which usually means in a pan yes exactly yeah I'm sure most of the
chefs out there are like yeah that's the purpose right exactly that's what you do with that in a
pan on a cell like pasta salad dish whatever that's it yeah in a vinaigrette pretty that seems like a
perfectly fine spot for it to be in I feel like olive oil needs to put instructions on their bottles
now yeah right people are getting stupid do not put in coffee do not put in coffee and for god's sake
leave vanilla ice cream alone see I just figured I'd talk about some crazy food trends today I love
it yeah I love it that is so great and we're gonna take a quick break and when we come back
our signature segment you just made the list
all right we're back with you just made the list that is our top 10 list here on the mark mo show
and of course it can be on just about anything and usually is and we have no rules
zero by design well technically maybe one there's in a paradoxical sense the only rule is that
there's no rules no rules right so we have a top 10 list 10 to 2 our big number one reveal
and this week since we've had the quote unquote pictures and catchers report thank baby Jesus
is I figured we would do a baseball one and so this week's is top 10 major league pitchers of all
time it's pretty good it's vast there's a lot of them it is vast so I'm very interested what do you
have a all right well I did some research yes sir found the pitchers with some good statistics
I went way back in time as is my number 10 here Walter Johnson I believe from the 1920s 20s or 30s
Walter Johnson phenomenal er a and whip a lot of shit ton of seasons and games played and I'm like
wow what a great place to start right going way back in time yeah and then of course we'll hear
some more familiar names as I go. Number nine, Bob Gibson. Super powerful guy. Number eight,
Sandy Kofax. Number seven, Tom Seaver. Number six, the homie, Nolan Ryan. Yeah. You got two.
And may I just add a Nolan Ryan story? Oh, it's the older Nolan Ryan was still a bad ass. As a
matter of fact, I don't know how old he is today. He's probably in well into his 70s now. Sure.
Throughout a ball at a game and still hit in the 80s. Oh my God. Unreal. But that's not the story.
The story is he's pitching against the White Sox against Robin Ventura. Nolan Ryan hits him. Now,
in baseball, many baseball fans know sometimes when things happen, guy gets hit, the next team's like,
Oh, all right, I for an eye, right, might not happen today, might happen in the game tomorrow,
but we're going to plunk one of your guys. Usually when that happens, not a lot of malice, try to
hit him in the thigh or they ask cheek or something. Right. Well, Nolan Ryan drills Robin Ventura.
Right. And Robin takes like a half step. And maybe his brain realizes just for a millisecond
that this isn't the best idea. Yeah. But then he runs at him. Nolan Ryan is a Tex. He's, he's
stone cold Steve Austin. Right. And soon as Robin went, I think everybody collectively went, Oh, no.
Bad idea. Nolan Ryan knocked his ass off, just destroyed him. So all of his accolades and how
great of a pitcher he was. The one thing I remember is him just popping Ventura. Ventura
bleeding in the dugout. It's just like, that's hilarious. That's pretty awesome. He can do both.
He can do both. Right. What a guy. Number five on my list, the old Randy Johnson. Oh, yeah. Had
to be on here. Number four, Cy Young. I mean, they named the whole award after him. Gotta be on there.
Gotta be in the top five at least. Number three, Greg Maddox. He's a G. Oh, he's great. And then
thing is, and which Aiden will appreciate, Aiden used to pitch for a while through high school.
And as big and strong as Aiden is, he could never reach a certain velocity that like would make him
that next level pitcher, which he would have been if he had the velocity. However, he really utilized
I'm the junk boy. He's a junk fan. And so he really kind of utilized that. So that's, that's
what kind of made me think of that. Yeah. Yep. The curve, the knuck, the sinker, the splitter. I never
got the splitter fully, but I got it a couple times and it was kind of nasty. Oh yeah, for sure. And,
and for people, I've coached high school ball, I coached Aiden. And when you have a pitcher like
that, it's such a weapon. Not that you necessarily want that guy to start. Right. But if you have a
couple of big, like we had a couple of big country boys and they just fire pellets, but the thing is
come like the middle innings, they're done. Yeah. You could tell the velocity drops and it's like,
oh, they're going to create now. As soon as that happens, bring in your junk guy and this team's
been clocking the speedy guy. Yeah. And Aiden being big and strong, how he looks, the other team
doesn't think, oh, this guy's just going to throw a bunch of crap at us. Right. We played one of the
top teams in the state and Aiden went out there in the middle innings to relieve, I think about him
in Mason. Yeah. And just started throwing shit and they looked, I think they had one hit off him
in two innings. Yeah. They made them look so stupid. It was great. Made y'all look silly out there.
Yeah. Was that Hebron? Was that it was? I think it was. Yeah. That sounds right. Oh, so happy.
Yeah. I was so happy for you. That was very good. Sorry for the baseball talk. No, it's all good.
We used to be more sports centric, but we did. We can still touch on that. Who's going to stop us?
We already saw there's no rules. No rules. Nope. Number two on my list, Roger Clements.
Yeah. He deserves that. No doubt. So that's my 10 through two right there. All right. I'm going to
start out number 10. What would the reliever? Mariano Rivera. Oh, that's good. And it's hard
because he's Yankee. Sorry, New York fans. I like Boston. So it was hard, but no doubt. Anytime he
came into the game, it's Red Sox fan like, Oh, God, yeah, because he just knew more than likely
he was over. Yeah. Cy Young number nine. Number eight, Randy Johnson. Good old Randall. Number
seven, Roger Clements. Number six, Bob Gibson. True. True. Number five, Tom Seaver.
Number four, Pedro Martinez. Got to put Pedro on. For sure. No doubt. Number three, Sandy Kofax.
Dodger pitcher. Lefty. Guy was just a beast. And number two, Nolan Ryan. Perfect. Very good.
I'm very interested to see who you have as your number one. Number four was my number one. I
put Pedro Martinez at the old spot. Yeah. Pedro was such a badass. He's a G. He was so good.
Had to give him the number one nod. Oh yeah, for sure. I give my number one to Greg Maddox. There
we go. And oh yeah, because it was great. It was like, he wasn't a guy who was going to sit there
and throw 98 miles an hour. Right. But he was such a student of the game and had incredible control
and good pitches, not the high velocity, but good pitches and great control. That's all you need.
Right. So he'd come up to a guy and sometimes he'd bait him, you know, like throw in close to the
zone because he had that control. Right. And that guy'd be like, Oh yeah. And maybe even have a catcher
kind of set up in the zone. And the guy'd be like, Here we go. Right. Maddox would break him off. Yeah.
And just make guys look stupid. Such a good pitcher. I love the cerebral players. I really do.
Because those are the guys that's like, look, physically and talent wise, I might not be upper
echelon, but I'm so damn smart. Right. I got you. Yep. I love that. I love players like that. Yeah.
It's phenomenal. Oh, no doubt. We're now on to another segment of ours called review preview.
And that is where I review a movie, preview a movie. Here's the thing though. Homie has McOwen
movies. I've been ill for two weeks. All sorts of weird respiratory shit. And I couldn't talk for
a while. Anybody that likes my after hour show knows I just had an AI British woman do my DJing
for me this past week. Ended up working pretty well. Maybe I'll hire. At any rate, so when I
don't have an opportunity to preview and review new movies, I kind of go retro. True. And so
what I did this time, once again, based on the pictures and catchers reporting and everybody
kind of getting in that baseball mindset a little bit, Major League. So there's a movie called Major
League. And as baseball movies go, you know, people might put feel the dreams or people might put and
once again, I love that movie. And a lot of other movies that are baseball movies. But Major League
kind of has that combo of like you got Bob Uger in the broadcast, right? With that little flunky
stooge of a sidekick. You can't see that on air. You know, it's so good. So basically, there's this
woman that plays a new owner, the Indians, right? Former showgirl, Rachel Phelps. And she has a
sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease, the ticket sales have to plummet.
So how are you going to do that? She has the most incompetent players available,
including a near blind pitcher and Ricky Vaughn, injury prone catcher Jake Taylor,
and another cast of characters. But her villainous tactics accidentally foster a can do team spirit,
turning the Indians into potential winners. The movie also stars Wesley Snipes, Corbin
Burson, Dennis Hayspert and Renee Russo. Great cast, funny movie. I saw that in the theater
with a friend of mine. And literally, and this God was it, high school or college,
I forget how old I was. We'll leave that part out. We'll fix it in post. Anyway, we saw it in the
theater. And as the movie progresses and they're playing the game, and of course they're playing
against the big bag Yankees at the end or whatever, you're like hyped and you're like rooting like
you're watching a real game. And I'm like, okay, if you can be kind of this silly kind of comedy
thing, but still have a little bit of that competitive spirit in gaming and you're like
you're invested in this and you invoke the emotions of baseball, you really do. And then
you have a little bit of a romantic comedy in there too with Jake Taylor and his old acts and
that sort of thing. Like all it just works. And the manager who played Lou Brown, that guy was
amazing. And when they when she calls to hire him, or the general manager, general manager called
to hire him. He was he was actually a manager at a tire shop. And it's one of the funnier scenes
that he calls what was like, Hey, how would you like to manage Cleveland Indians this year? He's
like, Well, I don't know. I got a guy on the other line about a set of white walls. Let me call you
back. So great. So great. That's funny. Yep. But it's a really good movie. You don't have to be
an Indians fan to love it. It's if anything, it made me into an Indians fan. Right. So it's
until they played the Cubs in 2016. That was stressful. Yeah. And we we choose not to remember
that first part of the World Series. Right. Oh my God, they're kicking our ass. And then we figured
out who we brought it around town. We brought around town. We were fine after that. But at any rate,
so good, so funny. So get out there. And it's usually what I do with when a season begins.
Kiehl Major League, Kiehl Field of Dreams, I think was a sandlot, sandlot to classic for sure.
Sandlot is definitely a classic. I love that one. Moneyball, moneyball. Don't sleep on moneyball.
That is a really it's an intelligent movie because they talk about how cyber metrics and
stuff like that are getting into the game as a way to you're paying players for runs. Right. And
the value comes from guys that get on base and people can be like, Oh, that guy doesn't steal.
And that guy strikes out too much. Or this guy does that or does that. What does he do?
He gets on base. Right. Yep. How do you produce runs? Guy's getting on base. True. So like,
there's there's a lot to that. And that's a fun movie too. So check check out Moneyball too.
Absolutely. Awesome. All right. Well, we are going to move on to one more segment before we take
our next break. And that is while you were sleeping. So while you were sleeping, of course,
you missed the movie Major League. But I'm very interested to hear what else we were sleeping on.
Aiden, very true. Well, per huge, this trend of mine has not stopped yet. Indie horror games.
Oh, right. I love them. They're fantastic. I love indie games in general, because triple A games,
even with their crazy inflated budgets, they just seem so disconnected, especially over the last
five, maybe 10 years, even you could argue that they're just so disconnected from
what people typically want. Yeah. So I love indie games. I love horror games. The one I have for
you today while you guys were sleeping on it. Yes. It's a game called Trader of the Night. Ooh.
Game from 2022 made by Natovia, the same game dev behind I'm on observation duty. Oh, yeah. Well,
anybody that files Aiden's content, you know that one. Yes, I'm a huge fan. And this one goes in a
completely different direction, but it's fantastic still. It's a it's a game about a horror themed
stock market simulator. Okay, it's awesome. So the premise is you've made some mistakes,
you owe some money to some very, very bad people. So you have to make enough money to pay them back
by trading stock, like essentially day trading at night. So you buy sell short sell, these fictional
companies pay dividends, earn dividends, whatever, and pay taxes because you don't want to piss off
the tax man either. That's true. Because they'll they'll send someone out to knock on your door.
So you essentially have one night to get enough money to pay back these bad people and also have
enough to pay off your taxes. And you're essentially plopped in this dark room, you know, it's the
dead of night, it's a dark room. And you've got all these screens in front of you, you're tracking
all your trading stuff. You can do nothing except for trade and like look at the news and email and
everything and swivel around in your chair. So the door is directly behind you. Your door to your
room is behind you. And you know, you hear knocks and tips and taps and you're like swiveling around
panicked. You get all these emails like threatening emails of like, Hey, we found this it's like a
picture of a dead body reminded me of you. It's like, Oh, no, wow. So it's it's fantastic, very
stressful in a fun way. And it's just super, super fun. Because it's not it doesn't take itself super
seriously, right? Like, I mean, all the companies are named something silly. But it's pretty in depth,
the way that the actual trading part of it works, because you've got like a whole news tab. So as
news stories come in, you're like, Oh, this crazy thing just happened. So the market's going to
react like this. And you're doing all these things. Meanwhile, there's that looming horror behind you
of like, Oh, my God, are the bad people going to show up? Like, am I going to make it? Yeah, this off
the tax man. So it's pretty good. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, I think it's only like six or seven bones.
Okay, like most indie games, it's not an expensive game. You know, it's not like your AAA
shit that costs $75. So I think it's great. I would highly recommend. That's amazing. Yeah,
I love that. And I love that you're kind of on this journey through those types of games.
Yes, me too. It's it's a lot of fun. That's excellent. Well, thank you for what we've clearly
missed. And so now don't miss it. That's your job. That's what you got to do for next week.
It's your homework assignment. You're welcome. Don't mess it up. Anyway, we're gonna take a break.
And when we come back, we're gonna move on to our final segment, the world of weird news here on
the Mark Mo show.
All right, everybody, we are back with a world of weird news. We scour the globe
for the craziest ass news stories we can find. And we do, we find them. Quite frankly, we don't
have to leave the state of Florida to exactly. There's always stories about Florida man and Florida
woman and Florida child. There's there's always crazy stuff. But you know, what I've learned as
we've gone through our journey on this, we used to do this on the radio side of things,
is that a lot of crazy ass people everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. So I went, I definitely
went to the other side of the globe. This is from New Zealand. Ooh, New Zealanders. All right.
New Zealand. Yeah. New Zealand's Mount Taranaki is now legally a person.
A mountain in New Zealand is now legally recognized as a person after being granted all the rights
and responsibilities of a human by the government. How's the mountain gonna pay its taxes? That's
gonna be interesting. Really, you're a mountain and you just say, Hey, you got paid to move me.
Yeah, right. What are you gonna do? You're gonna arrest me? You ain't gonna do nothing.
I don't know why Mount Taranaki is from Brooklyn. But what are you gonna do? I got other mountain
friends. So the new law offers extra protection for Mount Taranaki. Now known as Taranaki
Mananga. Oh, okay. It's Maori name and it means it has all the rights, powers, duties, and
responsibilities of a person. It is part of an agreement between New Zealand's government and
the indigenous Maori tribes, which have long considered the 8,261 foot mountain an ancestor.
Wow. Okay. Yeah. I can get down with that. Yeah. So, you know, just the unknown kids,
you're a quarter mountain. The mountain's legal. Once again, I don't know why the story from New
Zealand has a Brooklyn accent involved. Just work with it. My voice, we're on life support.
Just work with me here. Every character in this story has a different accent. It's like,
this baby is 12% mountain. He's 12% mountain. Oh my God. We'll make it through. I swear to God,
we will. The mountain's legal personality has a name. Tei Kahuwi Tapu, which the law views as
there's too many names, which the law views as a living and indivisible whole. It includes Taranaki
and its surrounding peaks and land, incorporating all their physical and metaphysical elements.
Four members of the local Maori iwi or tribes and four others appointed by the
country's conservative minister will make up a new entity that acts as the face and voice of the
mountain. The law rules. Oh, okay. That's fine. It's like an interpreter. It's kind of like a power
of attorney. Yeah, exactly. For the mountain. Anyway, the league mountain. The legal recognition
also acknowledges the mountain's theft from the Maori of the Taranaki region after the New Zealand
was colonized and fulfills an agreement of reparation. Wow. Oh yeah, there's more. So it fulfills an
agreement of reparation from the country's government, the indigenous people for harms
perpetrated against the land. The legal rights essentially give the tribes more power to uphold
the mountain's health and well-being in an era where it has become a popular spot for tourism,
hiking and snow sports. Despite the new bill, which passed unanimously through parliament,
the mountain will remain a publicly accessible destination. You got all these people walking
all over me. I thought I was a person. You gotta hit the right shoes. Where's your Tim's?
Where's my power of attorney? Get these guys. Where's the Yankee nobrem? Come on. The mountain
has long been honored ancestor, a source of physical, cultural and spiritual sustenance,
and a final resting place, Paul Goldsmith. The pal has what say he does not sound Maori.
The politician responsible for the settlements between the government and the Maori tribes
told parliament in a speech on Thursday. Debbie, mmm, man, these names kill me. Debbie last name.
Nagarwa Packer, a co-leader of the political party, Taipati Maori and a descendant of the
Taranaki tribes said the law released the mountain from the shackles of injustice,
of ignorance, of hate. Wow, that's a speech right there. That's a speech. Yeah, that's pretty good.
It comes amid significant tension in the country over Maori rights, which led tens of thousands
of people to march on parliament in November last year. Colonizers of New Zealand in the 18th and
19th century took the mountain from the tribes after British explorer Captain James Cook spotted
the peak from his ship and renamed it Mount Eggmont. Wow. That sounds like... Leave it to the Brits to do some dumb shit.
Leave it to the Brits stuff. Fuck it all, Jesus, God. The only thing the Brits are good for is the rest
of us having fun independence days. Yes. To celebrate getting away from you pricks. Yeah, that's about right.
Indeed. Quite. I think it looks like a Mount Eggmont. Mount beans and toast. Mount cup of tea.
They are such culinary experts. Okay, Reginald. Reginald. In 1840, Maori tribes and representatives
of the British Crown signed a treaty of Watangi. I almost said Wu Tang Clan. That's okay. New Zealand's
founding document in which the Crown promised Maori would retain rights to their land and
resources. However, the Crown reached its agreement. What a surprise. Classic. Classic Brit move.
The mountain and land nearby was confiscated in 1865 to punish Maori for rebelling. Over the next
century, hunting and sports groups had a say in the mountains management while the Maori did not.
Traditional Maori practices associated with the mountain were banned while tourism was promoted.
And it wasn't until a protest movement by the tribes in the 1970s and 80s that their law language,
I'm sorry, that their language, culture and rights began to be recognized in law. I see.
Redress has included billions of dollars in treaty of Wu Tang Clan settlements such as the
agreement with the eight tribes of Taranaki signed in 2023. Mount Taranaki joined Te Ura,
a vast native forest on the North Island, and the Wanganui River in being recognized as people
under the law. Okay. Well, I get it, right? I get it. For legal reasons, it checks. It checks.
It checks. But in layman's terms, you made the mountain a partisan and now it sounds like this.
Say, I got the people walking all up on me. No Tim's in sight. Hey, how you doing? How you doing?
I'm a mountain. Someone took my Yankee no brim. Yeah. Who's that James Cook clown?
How's he doing? Renaming me. You don't know the Wu Tang Clan Treaty? Step off. Step off. I'm a
mountain here. I'm a mountain here. So I'm very interested. What in the wide world of weird news
did you find? The wide world of weird news brings me to a story from Standard, which is a publication
out of the UK. And of course, they have to report on the United States as well. Because, hey, we need
it. Drunk Florida man drives lawnmower down major highway, tells police, just take me to jail.
Oh, no. This is his story from 2020. So you're talking COVID in full effect. Yep. This is in
the summer of 2020. A drunk Florida man asked a police officer, quote, take him to jail after
he was caught driving his lawnmower on a major road. Paul Burke was arrested on a charge of DUI
on August 5 of 2020. Burke had already pre three previous DUI charges. And the footage shows him
shows Deputy Richard Jintz trailing Mr Burke as the inebriated Floridian drove his lawnmower down
highway 316, just north of Orlando City. The officer pulled him over and asked how much he
had to drink. Burke replied in the classic fashion of just a couple on the way home. Oh, no. And then
the he then proceeded to ask if the deputy was going to take him to jail or not. The footage
shows him staggering as he attempted to do some sobriety tests, frustrated with the exercises,
and refusing an offer to just try them again. He asked to simply, no, sir, just take me to jail.
That's hilarious. I believe they may have impounded his lawnmower too. But the story did not cover
that point because I'm sure they didn't leave the lawnmower on the highway, right? Right. They wouldn't
have done that. No, I wouldn't think so. When when blood gets out, he's like, has to go down to impound
like, Hey, I'm here for my lawnmower. You're here for what? You're here for what? Oh my god. My vehicle,
dammit. Well, yeah, because, well, once again, back to GTA, you can go to the police station. So
when you mess up and say you'd like on a mission or whatever, and you leave your car somewhere,
or something something happens with your car, and you go back and it's gone. It's at the police
station. Right. So you just have to go back to the police station. If you have some cash, then get it
out. I immediately thought of that. Yeah, yeah, dude rolls up the police station like, and then the
door opens and there's my John Deere. Here's a riding lawnmower. That would have been a great thing
to put in the game, by the way. That would have been a good bit of riding lawnmower. Yeah, so funny.
Yeah, Florida man just really gets my heart, you know. Oh yeah, no doubt. It really does.
The most grand of stories. Florida never fails. Never ceases to amaze. Oh, I know. It's really
amazing. But it does not technically conclude our show for the day because Aiden and I, we are
putting our brains together along with our new person friend, Mountain. It's right. I gave my
oh, I gave my two cents here. And basically, we were going to start doing beer reviews. And so as
we were plotting along here, it's like, Oh, shit, the beer review, right. And I'm like, Well, there's
beer that there is. We have beer. So let's do it. This is our first official Mark Mo show beer
review. Very true. We don't have a fun name for it yet. Like we do for all of our other segments.
But it could just be the official Mo show beer review. I think maybe you just keep it simple.
Yeah, I think that could definitely work. So why don't you tell these fine folks what we're
sampling today? Absolutely. Today on the inaugural official Mo show beer review, we've got a Lagunitas
little something something, which is an IPA. It's a Lagunitas a brewery out of Petaluma,
California. So just a quick trip across the nation from here. That's right. That's right. A little
bit of a 30 hour drive, maybe give or take, give or take, give or take, 30 hour drive, quick drive.
So I made the drive out there. I just picked up one can for us to try. I appreciate the effort.
Absolutely. Yeah. So it is an ale, an India pale ale, quoted as smooth and silky will be the judge
of that 12 fluid ounces, seven and a half percent. So it's got some oomph to it. I love that. And the
the Lagunitas Brewing Company logo is this cute little dog. I know. Spot in his eye. I know. I
love it. I love the dog. Very cute dog. So we're going to be sampling this here today. If you at
home have a Bruce key, you can feel free to join us. We're not sponsored. I want to make that very
clear. Right. We're not sponsored. We just enjoy Bruce key. But if you want to and PBR, technically,
I'm not cheating on you. Right. Right. It's an open relationship with the peaver. It really is. Yeah,
it really is. It's for the job. Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. It's just, it's just what, you know, we're
paid to do, right? That 100%. No question. So we're starting sampling this and this idea kind of
sprouted from an app we both use. It's actually an app my mom got me into and then thusly I got you
into. Yes. It's called untapped and we're not sponsored by them either. But it's called untapped.
It's essentially just an app where you get to review different beers you've tried and just like
give them a rating out of five and, you know, flavor notes where you got it at, who you were with,
you know, just kind of a fun thing that you can check in and do. Yeah. And that kind of spawned
this idea. Yep, it sure did. It sure did. So, oh man, tough jobs. Yeah. I suppose we should try this.
I suppose we should. Cheers. Don't even eat us. Sluncha. Little something, something. We're about
to give you our first impressions. See, smooth and silky. No doubt. I guess it is smooth. I'll
give it that. The silk factor. As IPAs go for sure 100%. And I'm kind of in the minority as far as my
myself and my friends and family. As far as liking IPAs, my girlfriend, Jordan hates them. My boy,
Kevin hates them. I just recently got our friend Zach Sauer into them. So I've got one. I got one.
And I'm not opposed to them. I, folks, I drink them a lot. So, proudly. I proudly, really. I love
that the after notes of pine, pine, I'd say pine tree, scented cardboard thing in your car. It accents
the liquor in such a way. It really does. It really does. So, the fact that I can drink that and I
can drink spiritus and I can drink, you know, absinthe and all that stuff, this is easy. For me,
it's just a taste. Sure. I can get down with that. This is very tasty though. Oh, I enjoy it. I enjoy
it very much. Smooth and silky is accurate as advertised. Accurate. It had a nice pour on it too.
It really did. It's a nice frothy. It's a nice color. Yeah. Yeah, not very hazy. Not very hazy,
very golden though. Not very dark. But yeah, it's nice. I would give this five big booms.
All right. That's that's how we're gonna roll out. I'll start off. I probably, I don't know if I've
rated this one an untapped or not, but we'll have to do that after the show. But I'll probably give
this a 375. I think this is very good. I actually just gave it a four. Four? Yeah. So there you have
it. An aggregate score of like 3.89 or something. Yeah. Something like that. They tell me there
be no math. Yeah, I know, right. But yeah, would recommend not sponsored, but hey, let us know.
If you at home try this, let us know what you think. Give us your rating. Absolutely. Yeah, no
doubt. I enjoy it and I'm really going to, well, let me do it this way. I'm really, I'm really
interested and enjoy and through the bearers and reviews. I've, I don't know. And I,
that's seven and a half percent really hits. It really hits. It's just after two steps. It really
is. It's kind of amazing. Quick acting. No doubt. It's like an Advil. Yeah. Our first ever official
beer review. Yes. An aggregate score of 3.8. Somehow a strong start, I would say. Definitely.
Definitely a strong start. And Gwynethus, good job. Yeah, absolutely. I definitely like it. And
Had a Luma, California. You keep up that great work, boys. Keep up the great work and we'll
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Check out my after hours show. Currently, that resides at a radio station here in Valparaiso,
Indiana at WVLP. So you can go to their website, get the stream, you go to the tune-in app,
and get that as well. I broadcast Tuesday nights at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time. I get a replay
at Friday at 4 p.m. So you get a little drive time action there. A lot of Celtic Punk. We have
some Alt. And I think my personal opinion, I think Alt Rock, the last two or three years,
some of the best music that's out there right now, they're really hitting their stride. They're
doing such a great job. But yeah, check it out if you can. And then of course, I want to give it up
to my main man here, Aiden Maloney and AK219, guys being dudes. Absolutely. It's fantastic. You
can find that on YouTube and Patreon. And then my own channel, Aiden Spelled the Right Way.
On there as well. Absolutely. So make sure you check those out. Also, want to give just a quick
shout out to Smoke Town Blues BBQ. I want to give a shout out to Vee Entertainment Magazine.
I want to give a shout out to Tonya Greek Grill. I want to give a shout out to Simcoe Signs,
YMCA Valpo, and Life Centers of Valpo. Almost forgot the last one. How could we? How could we do
that? They're so great. Angie Monahan, you're the best. And that concludes this week's show. I hope
you guys enjoyed it. Once again, if there's content you love, don't love, whatever, hit us up, like,
subscribe. That's about it. I'll see you guys next week. Bye!